[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:58:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I cannot tell if this was a good movie or not. Part of me says it was brilliant and Hanks was brilliant. The other part of me says he was just stuck on a beach.
I very much enjoyed the first one and can't wait for another.
zolikk ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:53:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm very much waiting for a proper director's cut on the first one. They cut out nearly an hour of the movie because "it had to fit into 2 hours". And you can really tell. The movie is good, but if you take it to the chopping block like that, it's gonna become badly paced.
I don't understand why it was so hated by critics. I went and I enjoyed it, I would give it an 8 out of 10 (Again I'm biased because I enjoy the games). However, my fiance who was reluctant to go said she very much enjoyed it giving it a 9 out of 10. Former warcraft player casually for a year.
I think the critics are just hating on it because it's a video game movie. Half the reviews I read didn't even make sense especially that one guy that gave DBZ Evolution a 4/5.
I enjoyed the movie and really hope they make sequels.
zolikk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:57:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think the bad criticism started legitimately at some point due to the bad pacing of the movie. There's really lots of characters and plot elements, it's a very crowded movie, and cutting it down to 2 hours made it hard to comprehend for someone who doesn't know Warcraft. So I can kind of understand that (it was the fault of the producers deciding the movie needs to be cut down).
But after that the critic world jumped on a bandwagon of hate and circlejerked itself until every critic agreed Warcraft is the worst piece of shit ever.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Well it actually did profit rather significantly mainly due to China. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warcraft_(film)
310.4 million in revenue when they had a budget of 160 million so that's about 150 million so far in net profit which isn't too bad considering the film is still fresh.
Haven't seen the movie yet but I feel like you can fit a billion hours of movie time based on the amount of lore there is. I'm afraid one 2-hour movie won't be enough. Hope I'm wrong!
zolikk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The content of the movie is really good. But you can tell that it should be a much longer movie because it cuts erratically from place to place and some of the cuts are rather amateurish (like fading out while someone is delivering a line).
They tried to save every possible second while keeping all the plot elements in place, and it made the movie quite erratic at some points. Some of the main human characters barely get any screen time, and aren't developed. They probably were in the extra content, but it was cut for not being "essential" to the plot.
The production simply undermined itself by this "max 2 hours allowed" mentality.
This. I guess a lot of newer generation haven't seen it. When I jokingly say "Bruce Willis is actually dead" whenever people get pissy about spoilers people don't get the reference.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:35:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I feel that there is a certain amount of time that if you haven't seen a film you don't deserve to complain about spoilers.
Maybe 5 years after release you have no excuse to complain.
I know the reference, not the movie, not the title, nothing. Let's keep it that way. Fuck you, person who replies to this with the movie title. 8 hope your children eat you in some chili the neighborhood kid makes next year.
this is the best answer, because this quote describes the whole movie and the great twist at the end. It is not just a well known quote like most of the responses here are.
Watched this the other night again. Noticed the stepmother at the girls funeral was the only one wearing red.... Catch something new every time I rewatch it!
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good" is Prisoner of Azkaban though...
Ardub23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir beware."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I moved recently, I was trying to keep track of what books were in which box. 'Yer a wizard, 'Arry!' scribbled on a box got a lot of weird looks from the movers.
this is from Birth of a Nation. Not the new one, the Ku Klux Klan one from 1915. It details the story of a young southern man as he is revealed to be the prophesied Imperial Wizard but the path will not come easy as he becomes the target of carpet baggers and northern republicans.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
One of my favorite things in that movie was how the young Patches O'Houlihan winces when he has to say the second "dodge," but old Patches is gung-ho when he says it. Like he's fully embraced the crazy persona of the dodgeball expert over the decades.
I googled the phrase, watched the scene and decided to watch the movie.
That was funny in an old-american way. And very sexist. And funny. And I learned new English expressions like jeepers, jeez louise and other crap. Closest thing I remember watching is Back to the Future.
"You all are about as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop!" kek
Someone pointed out to me the similarity between the original and the remake, how in the original "wax on, wax off" and the remake "jacket on, jacket off" both sound like slang for masturbating.
hextree ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:40:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like the first is for circumsised, and the second uncircumsised.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:28:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"jacket off" .......... yeah
edit: "wax off" ..... holy shit! mind blown
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:56:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes, that quote is from the climatic scene in "few good amen" when the smarmy atheist is told "you can't handle the truth!" As the Christian protagonist pulls out his pocket Bible.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Adamsax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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slyvvr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like there was a huge missed opportunity there. If I ever win the lottery, I'm going to finance a shot for shot remake called A Few Goodmen and have John Goodman play every single character.
Re watched it just last week. Cruise still grates your nerves in a few scenes but it's still a very watchable film (caught a few others this year that didn't age well).
This is a dumb thing to argue but are you sure that is the "pinnacle" of Nicholson's career? I would say the 70's is the pinnacle of his career but again, its all a pinnacle really so its pointless to argue about.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A few Good Men. I don't actually recall the plot all that well, but there is a courtroom scene where a lawyer is asking a military dude to tell them the truth. He responds with "you can't HANDLE the truth."
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like "honor", "code", "loyalty". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what it is that you think you are entitled to!
As a seasoned veteran, I find myself agreeing with most of Nicholson's monologue. Most. It's part of what makes the writing so intelligent, because he crosses the line just enough to show that he expects respect without returning it to the citizens he swore to serve. It's how he justified Santiago's death.
Every time I hear/read that speech, I notice the subtle nuances. His delivery highlights some of the subtleties where he emphasizes the ideas that are part of his ego. He floats between proud and conceited. Great movie scene
Well, he was prepared to sit by as two young Marines got thrown under the bus to protect his rising star after they followed his orders. He's still the villain here, I think.
No - I agree with you; I should have written more.
He's definitely not the hero he makes himself out to be. He doesn't respect the system he is protecting anymore (if he ever did), or the men he is supposed to lead and develop (your primary duty as a leader, is always to your men). But at the same time - his type of personality, and willingness to go and do is what made him into what he is. What made him effective.
But Cruise isn't the hero of the film either. He's a man trying to impose himself into a world he doesn't respect or understand. He's never been a commander, never had to lead men, and never will. He sees the world in very black and white terms, and that's not necessarily the way it works. He wants the justice of the world, at the cost of the system that facilitates it.
I'd already seen it once and it was great, then channel surfing one night it had just started. It's a bit under 3 hours long but I decided it was worth every minute to get to that courtroom scene. Superb movie.
Definitely one of my all time faves. I could watch it over and over - especially the court scenes. Prefection all around with Nicholsons performance being my favorite. Such a great actor
Look Marge, you don't know what it's like - I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order. You're out of order. The whole freakin' system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth. 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown.
My brother said this quote so many times within the span of 2 months that I started crying because it irritated me so much. He made me cry by saying this quote so many times and so loud.
Sansred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!"
8oD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dentist edition, "You can't handle the tooth!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why Arrested Development was cancelled:
"You can't handle the Bluth!"
Vanetia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've used this quote so many times and my husband didn't even realize I was quoting a movie until recently. He loves movies like that I was shocked he hadn't seen it, lol
That would be 3.96Km/h, did the conversion in a couple seconds, the only issue was dealing with primitive time measures, the only metric unit not defined as x10n
Edit: clearly put the nice 11 so the answer had no decimal numbers.
Yeah, like how did that one guy even know there was going to be an Ostrich on the flight? Do all Armenian's just sit around with their butts hanging out?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:48:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right! And we're expected to believe that an ostrich can both perform brain surgery AND disarm a bomb AND land a commercial airliner AND lick ass that well?
I think that's really the reason why the videogame adaptation failed so badly, it's bad for both immersion and gameplay that you have so many abilities. That and the ass licking minigame could've been much better.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That and the ass licking minigame could've been much better.
heads up โ asterisks are used to indicate bold and italic formatting in reddit. instead of using asterisks to censor words, try just typing out the fucking word you dumb cunt you're not a fucking child.
Brio_ ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I only watched Indiana Jones for the first time a couple years ago, and i didn't realize that essentially every pop culture reference to it that I'd seen was basically the first 7 minutes of the first movie. I felt pretty disappointed.
Ben Stiller had actually forgotten his real lines, and simply defaulted to his previous line. David Duchovny's response was in turn on the spot as well.
If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
I also feel like I'm not getting a joke right now.
Lupan88 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:24:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Simpsons did an episode where the old folks watch the movie but it appears to have been edited to remove the war as well as to make the ending more palatable for the geriatric audience.
yatsey ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:09:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a serious shame, there are some amazing films you're missing out on there; even contemporary films, Pi especially.
[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 19:49:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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yatsey ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:13:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As much as a buff you say you are, and I don't mean to criticise, but you're truly missing out on some wonderful films by placing a restriction on the formats you're prepare to watch. There was a time where I also couldn't bring myself to watch black and white films willingly, but, thanks to my film studies class, and films like the 39 Steps, Black Narcissus, Citizen Jane, and Pi, I found that colour really is no indication of quality. I heartily encourage you to take explore a wider field of film, hell, even some Chaplin or Keaton is seriously worth the time.
codyoty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you actually tried watching some black and white movies? I'd recommend starting with 12 Angry Men, Casablanca, or the Maltese Falcon. As a bonus, older films tend to be around 90 minutes, rather than the 2+ hours we're used to.
It still boggles my mind that a nearly 4 hour movie made so much money. The Force Awakens, a megablockbuster that seemingly everyone saw, made about $3 in revenue per person living in the US at the time if you adjust for inflation. Gone with the Wind made closer to $13.
I forget which one, but it's one of the Pierce Brosnan Bond movies where he's talking to a lady henchman he seduced overlooking an evil fortress located inside a dam. Any ways he's tied up, but Q put a detonator switch inside the zipper of his pants. Bond activates the detonator with his wang blowing up the dam with the explosives he placed earlier.
Gone with the Wind is my favourite movie ever!!!! (I'm early 20's)
Edit: Wow seriously being downvoted for saying I'm early 20's? Jeez it was because someone lamented that 'everyone on Reddit is too young to get this one'.
I wish more movies had intermissions. Salty popcorn plus soda pop - can't remember the last time I didn't have to pee during a long movie.
nospr2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw the Hateful Eight, they actually threw in an intermission in the middle. It was actually something refreshing to be able to walk around and stretch for a moment.
This is the original. This is so archetypical that it deserves to be stickied to the top of the comments as an example for other comments to follow after.
I'm fond of "15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand!"
But only cause my best friend was at my house and said it, then later my brother repeated it and he got in shit.
Our Billy wasn't born a criminal, Clarice. He was made one through years of systematic abuse. Billy hates his own identity, you see, and he thinks that makes him a transsexual. But his pathology is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying.
Pandora would frequently play "Goodbye Horses" on its Kavinsky station. It's weird as fuck to be cleaning the house, listening to music, then being suddenly reminded of that scene.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only appropriate thing to do in that scenario is tuck the vacuum cord between your legs and do the dance.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually had an utterly terrifying incident due to that fucking, yet awesome, song. Picture it...2am, on a lonely stretch of rural highway in the middle of butt fuck Missouri, barely any other cars on the road, scanning the radio for something to listen too when the search stops on some indie radio station playing that fucking song. It was the more surreal experience I ever had.
I went to italy on my honeymoon last summer. when driving through Chianti, I kept making that noise. My new wife almost became my new ex-wife until I promised to stop.
ccoch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just got back from there. Those back roads are crazy
I read somewhere that Hannibal was making a joke since those are foods that he would not be able to consume while on the medications he would be given. It's his hint that he isn't using those meds and has the run of the place.
This line is great because it indirectly says he is off his meds because those items could prove fatal with monoamine oxidase inhibitors (used for people with personality disorders).
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:30:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a reason he won best actor with only 17 minutes on-screen during that movie
There is an old, but popular at the time class of antidepressants called monoamine oxidase inhibitors (MAOI) which, while taking, you cannot consume liver, Fava beans, or red wine. He was confessing to being off of his meds.
"You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?"
So, I still haven't seen Silence of the Lambs, but I saw Joe Dirt in like middle school, and never really understood that scene, and never knew why everyone referenced it, or why they thought it was so funny. Ten years later, I had someone explain it to me, and it all made sense.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:17:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm having an old friend for dinner." *click*
That one always gave me chills.
Ryltarr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:34:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's one of my favorite lines, perfectly sums up why he was behind bars to begin with... He's vindictive and doesn't have a conscience to stop him.
An eats people... alive if possible.
The actual quote is actually "It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told or it gets the hose again."
Later in the scene, Bill says "It places the lotion in the basket." He then repeats that, and finally he yells "put the fucking lotion in the basket!".
At no point in the scene does he tell her to "put the lotion on its skin", yet for some reason that's the line that people always cite. Viral memory, I guess.
No joke, used this quote while working with a young drill tech and he told me how much he loved Joe Dirt. I paused and just looked at him, shaking my head.
Granted, its in Joe Dirt, but the guy had never actually seen what Joe Dirt was referencing.
Austin Powers: Goldmember. This is from that scene where Dr. Evil gets fed up with Goldmember for collecting his skin flakes and forces him at Laser shark point to moisturize.
Is that the cable broadcast edit? I remember Happy Gilmore use to have Shooter saying "I eat pieces of stuff like you for breakfast", as well as some other pretty fantastic edits.
God damn what an actor. He such range. He was in cheesy action flicks with not just Bruce Willis (Die Hard), but Kevin Costner and Morgan Freeman (Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves). He did Jane Austin (Sense and Sensibility), and hard hitting topical drama (Eye in the Sky) but would still star in comedies with three armed weirdo (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy), get upstaged by Tim the Tool Man Taylor and his stoned "Asian" engineer (Galaxy Quest) and drop trou with Alanis Morissette (Dogma) while sneering, "how now, gas man?" (King of the Hill), all while maintaining a brilliantly executed role as a double-agent (Harry Potter series).
And all this says nothing about his stage career. And though he was taken from us too soon, he lead a hell of a life.
Shit, now I want to put on a marathon of his movies and find a biography of the man to read.
You know what little detail I adore about that scene? You see the henchman pouring a coke for Ellis before his exchange with Hans. I think off screen earlier Hans asked Ellis if he could get him anything and Ellis replied with "Got any coke?" and there was a bit of a misunderstanding.
I ask people that at work all the time and they usually tell me that it's not even a Chrismas movie. That's when I stop talking to them. I don't need that kind of negativity in my life.
Hold on. Die Hard actually has three main Douche-bags of varying classes. You have Ellis, who is your typical business douchebag. Crass, loud, but he is always closing. Then you have Hans Gruber, the posturing thief. Finally you get to the king of douche-bags, Dick Thornburgh. Honorable mentions to the Deputy Chief of Police Dwayne 'buttfucked on national TV' Robinson and the FBI Johnson twins.
You have some highly valid arguments there. However, I never really considered Hans to be a "douchebag" in the movie. He fits the villain persona perfectly in that he's highly intelligent and every move he made was well thought out and planned ahead of time to account for every possible scenario... except for the rogue cop who fucks everything up for him.
But yeah I forgot about Dick whose name is most apt. And Dwayne "they're going after the lights" is most definitely up there with the greats of douchebaggery.
Now, you listen to me, jerk-off, if you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem. Quit being a part of the fucking problem and put the other guy back on!
He is. Dude is having the time of his life. For him, war is a team sport. For the chief, war is a job he doesn't really like. For Willard, it's a job he does like, or at least the only thing he's good at. For the superiors that sent Willard on the mission, war is to be planned out and executed in an orderly fashion. For those guys at the Do Lung bridge, it's chaos. For Kurtz, war is to be won at any cost. Almost every character in the film displays a different perspective on war.
Pretty sure Willard hates his job. I figured that was the point of his drunken freak out in the opening scene, and the "I wasn't even in their fucking army anymore" line near the end. But as you said, it's all he's good at.
I think the CIA guy might the furthest removed from the actual fighting. Let's say that to him, war is just another diplomatic tool. I think there's a quote about that.
Chef's situation reminds me of how my dad explained his situation during that time. He didn't want to go, and the biggest reason wasn't that he was scared. Of course everyone was scared to go, but more than that, he had other shit to do. Luckily for my dad, he wanted to be a teacher, not a saucier, so he was in college, and got a deferment.
"You know, if it hadnโt been for those damned Yanks we could have kept the war going for another 10 years." - 'Mad' Jack Churchill upon learning world war two had ended.
It was actually referring to the American bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, which ended the war against Japan days before Jack was due to join the ongoing Burma campaign.
That is my favorite subtlety in the movie. Most people miss it. Whenever somebody quotes the napalm line I follow it with yours while wiping away a fake tear. No one gets the meaning I swear
I love how that's presented. They're on the beach chilling after firebombing a bunch of people in the jungle, and there's no music or anything - he just kinda comes along and says it out of the blue.
Napalm was a good quote, but this one, this one always gets me when I watch AN.
Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right, unless you were going all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole fucking program.
Charlie didn't get much USO. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat. He had only two ways home: death, or victory.
Just don't watch Redux. The french colony story arc was only there to give the protagonist a love interest adding nothing of value to the movie and it completely disrupts the flow of the story.
I one hundred and thirty percent agree. It adds no value to the narrative. Harms it, I'd say.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the French Plantation scene was really interesting. The thought that amidst all the chaos and primitive setting, a few stragglers are holding onto the "old" way of life. The last remnants of a dying breed. The scenes were a little long, but the feel was pretty cool, I thought.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I highly recommend the documentary Hearts of Darkness. It was filmed by Coppola's wife, and showcases the making of the film. Really an amazing and crazy journey to get that film done. One of the best docs I've ever seen, IMO. But then again, it's in my top 3 of favorite movies.
You know, these are iconic quotes. You can just google them, the movies they're from will almost certainly show up. That's how I'm dealing with the ones I don't know.
At my hometown cinema this quote was on a poster above the urinal in the toilets for a few years around about 2004. Every time I read it I used to think to myself "I love the smell of urine in the morning." Good times...
judgej2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:20:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's an Aussi, not a Paddy.
[deleted] ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 17:32:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land.They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on."
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:34:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holes starring Shia Labeouf. This is from the scene where they find onions fresh water on top of the Mesa after looking for a knife to slit their wrists.
Stouts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It finally clicked the other day that '7' (rotated) could make do as a 'v'. That they made no attempt to show that connection, though, is still very confusing to me.
I lost my virginity to that movie. The movie was much better than the sex. That's not surprising though, it was my first time having sex, but I'd seen movies plenty of times.
I went out with a girl and she said she liked horror/thriller so I put on seven. We stopped half way (just after the last scene) since she didn't like it. Now we're married!
Brominn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It could be anything! It could even be a boat!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:04:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pain.
Just then, she raises one hand to his neck. Paul
sees a glint of metal. He tries to back away.
STOP! Put your hand in the box. I hold at your neck the gom jabbar. Don't pull away or you'll feel that poison. A Duke's son must know about many poisons -- this one kills only animals.
Are you suggesting a Duke's son is an animal?
Let us say I suggest you may be human. Your awareness may be powerful enough to control your instincts. Your instincts will be to remove your hand from the box. If you do so you will die. You will feel an itching -- there... see? Now the itching becomes burning... heat, upon heat, upon heat.
Charor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You so STUUUPIIIID!
So I was reading the quotes out loud to my wife to see if she could get the movie. And when I read "I'm sorry Dave," she actually replied with "Dave's not here man."
I was just browsing my own post history, read a post of myself saying I'm caught in a fit of giggles, hit parent to see what made me laugh, and got caught in yet another fit of giggles.
The scene where Dave orders the chipmunks to do his bidding by ordering the execution against his old college roommate turned evil record executive while the chipmunks refuse to follow his commands.
2001: A Space Oddyssey. Honestly, I wouldn't recommend it. People may say it's the pinnacle of filmmaking, but to me it is boring to the point of insanity.
klethra ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:48:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I showed this movie to my friend the first and only time he did shrooms. It's a fantastic drug movie.
I literally just finished this movie and I'm confused as fuck. I thought it would be less cinematic and more running and trying to unplug HAL, but no... it was just an LSD trip in the end
orky56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2001: Wendy's Revenge
klethra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[APE MEN YELLING]
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: That's not the actual quote. What HAL actually says is "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
A Dutch friend of mine said that, when he saw the movies, he totally knew Vader was going to be at least Luke's father simply because he was called Darth Father.
Also it was a running joke on set. Production had rented too small of a boat for their equipment so everyone started using this line when something was going badly. It found its way into the movie.
Jaws. Have been reading, and I actually created an account just to add this comment! My all time fav, made me scared of what's lurking beneath for a very long time. That, and open water.
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know... you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. Well, we didn't know... 'cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent, huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like 'ol squares in battle like uh, you see on a calendar, like the Battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark goes to the nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah... then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces. Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many sharks there were... maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, Bosun's Mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended him into a raft. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. At noon on the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper... anyway he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
One of my favorite parts in the movie is when the drill sergeant yells "GUUUUUUMP!" and it takes him a while to walk over to him. Aw hell I'll just link the scene.
Hey_Gus ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:37:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Logged in to thank you for this. The link is even there.
My brother and I used to rewind to this over and over and laugh at it. We also went apeshit over that scene in "People Under The Stairs" where the dad, in full leather, is opening cabinets in the bathroom bellowing "Gonna kill you!" and gets hit with a thrown rock (or a slingshot?) and falls down moaning. We used to be crying we'd be laughing at these scenes so hard.
Man, I haven't thought about or talked to my brother in a long time. Maybe 8 months or so. This makes me want to call him.
What about Samuel L. Jackson? Great contrast to Morgan Freeman. Think about it. "Someone get these muthafuckin terrorists out this muthafuckin country!"
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:06:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars."
JLT303 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:40:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always so great when he just plops it into the bed pan. That's some serious PTSD for Lt. Dan and Gump being such a positive (unknowingly) friend for him. Gump was a good friend like a dumb dog that helps to bring you outta the shit. We all deserve to have a friend like that.
They gave you, an imbecile, a moron who goes on television and makes a fool out of himself in front of the whole damn country, the Congressional Medal of Honor.
Well then, that's just perfect!
al3x094 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you believe Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. doesn't have a dessert called "Lt. Dan Ice Cream"?
koteuop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sorry I ruined your New Year's Eve party, Lt. Dan. She tasted like cigarettes."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They gave you the Congressional Medal of Honor!?!? โฆ They gave you an imbecile, a moron who goes on television and makes a fool out himself in front of the whole damn country, the Congressional Medal of Honor โฆ Well, then, thatโs just perfect!
Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
When was it named Berenstein? Are you guys fucking with me?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:14:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was always Berenstain. A lot of people wrongly assumed it was Berenstein because names ending in -stein are much more common, and they've stubbornly carried their error into adulthood.
Some are so stubborn about this, in fact, they actually believe they are from another universe and at some point "switched" into our -stain world.
This is always brought up, but my favorite quote from that is "I bet if I think real hard, I can remember my first pair of shoes. Momma said they'd take me anywhere..."
klsi832 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:45:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast and the taste is... fleeting. So, you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.
Well, the quote became so well known I'll bet there are a dozen movies in the last decade alone that use it.
Heck, I was just watching The X-Files last week and the Cigarette Smoking Man gives a whole parody of the monologue to a homeless woman on the park bench.
This is Samuel L. Jacksons token line from Pulp Fiction. He repeats the line throughout the movie as shit goes further and further off the rail. My favorite time he says it is when they are cleaning the body out of the car and he's pissed off that an easy assignment went to shit. Others seem to like it when he says it to the diner robbers later in the movie but the car scene one is my favorite.
Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast and the taste is... fleeting. So, you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Hello, Alan Rickman. It's Alan Rickman, reminding you to move the pork chops from the freezer to the refrigerator so they defrost properly. Do not disappoint me.
It's been defrosting for a couple of months now :(
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 18:13:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 22:37:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"O.K. Just a little pin prick there'll be no more aaaaaaaah! But you may feel a little sick"
"Can you stand up? I do believe it's working, good. That'll keep you going through the show. Come on, it's time to go."
"Are you not entertained?!"
WX78_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:14:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
rojhe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
My name is Chandzer, Commander of #### ### ###, Owner of the Phone Number, Listener to this Voicemail Service. I have failed to answer your call, so please leave a message. And I will return your call, in this life or the next.
yeaokbb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in a thread the other day and a redditor said that this was one of the most boring movies he has ever seen and he didn't understand why it won awards. Like, what?
[deleted] ยท 2315 points ยท Posted at 16:58:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was he not entertained!?
Moridn ยท 137 points ยท Posted at 17:00:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I made my fiancee watch it, and she was like Ok, yeah, it's gonna be this bro-tastic action flick, but whatever, I'll sit through it. At the end she turns to me with actual tears in her eyes (she cries pretty easily for movies) and says "That was fucking amazing." Needless to say, we're both fans now.
You don't get it. MY OPINION IS HE IS WRONG. I'm not saying he can't have an opinion, or his opinion is invalid, or like, I'm saying its factually wrong. I'm saying I think he's wrong about the quality of movie. That is EXACTLY how opinions work. What is it with people looking to fight over this shit online.
Racism is a wrong opinion. Thinking that someone cant do the same job as someone else because of their skin color (dont guve me crap about actors or models or other niche cases where it matters) is objectively wrong.
what?! wha? what tha . . wat dah . . AW HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL NAW!
yslk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:58:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I watched it recently as a 23 year old man having not watched it since I was 12 and having thought "The fighting was cool but the rest of it was too much boring talking".
Holy SHIT that movie is good! The whole thing was wonderful, I seriously had the fucking worst taste as a kid.
I definitely appreciated it more as an adult then I did as a kid, I can see how a child would find the slower parts boring. But as an adult I have learned to appreciate the slow paced parts of movies, that is where you get a lot of the back story and understanding for the big dramatic fight scenes!
zacree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:19:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This movie is one of the most atrocious examples of "It isn't present day America, so they get a british accent and that's final" but holy fuck does that not matter at all.
That movie is damn incredible. It won an Oscar and almost everybody that has ever seen it loves it but I still say it's underrated.
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:28:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didnt find it bad, it had its moments, but I didnt find it all that great. I liked it as more as an action movie rather than a drama movie, if you get me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:26:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well either way, normally I enjoy that sort of film. But I just couldnt get into Gladiator.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did not like it the 1st time I saw it in theaters, but have watched it tens of times since. Enjoy it more each time. I love the vision of Maximus's home, with the Italian Cypress lining the road to it.
fenixjr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
just had to look up the quote to figure it out. I fell asleep while trying to watch it. yes some people find it boring.
Matemeo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chiming in: I didn't like it. I watched it many years after it came out, so was probably influenced by everyones super positive view towards it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:45:34 on June 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean it's like a slightly above average bland movie. It doesnt have an interesting plot really, it could have easily been done in 30 minutes. I like it, but giving it any awards is a bit overboard. Then again, Midnight Cowboy won an oscar and that is certainly one of the worst, most bizarre movies ever made
It was kinda boring. Dragged on when there weren't any fight scenes. I took the opportunity to ask anyone if they wanted popcorn so I could leave for a bit.
I share his opinion. This movie is alright but overrated
DNedry ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I kind of have to agree. It's not one of those movies I want to watch over and over, it's long and it drags.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can get the point about the awards. It's formulaic mainstream commercial entertainment that has zero value beyond that.
Krissam ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 16:04:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, the quote gave me chills when I watched the movie, a couple times when people have linked the clip on youtube. Never expected it'd give me the chills to read it.
hanoian ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:10:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Russel Crowe has his moments, and he knocked that one out of the park.
Ulairi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Master and Commander was an excellent movie as well. I think it's seriously one of the most underrated movies of all time, just flawless through and through.
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:24:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They tell me your son squealed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross... And your wife, moaned like whore as they ravaged her again, and again and again.
When he says all that, chills. Yet every time Daenerys rattles on and on, I just want someone to say "we get it, you're the queen, and the khaleesi, and the unburnt, and mother of dragons, etc etc. Enough already."
I went and watched this scene again, I never noticed before, but look at the guys skin color change as maximus reveals himself! His skin just goes white, great small addition to the scene (if intentional)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius: Commander of the Armies of the North; General of the Felix Legions; loyal servant to the TRUE EMPEROR, Marcus Aurelius.
Father to a murdered son.
Husband to a murdered wife.
And I will have my vengeance, in this life, or the next.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Maximus Dankimus Maymayius, Commander of the memes of the North, general of the troll legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, hypnius toadius. Father to a murdered pepe, husband to a murdered mod. And I will have my vengeance, in this thread or the next.
My name is Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, khaleesi to Drogoโs riders, and queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros
"...or the next." You should look up the sequel to Gladiator they wrote a script for. They were going to have Maximus fight his enemies in the afterlife. Cool concept.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best thing is that Russell Crowe owns a Rugby League team in Sydney, and ive seen many fans use Gladiator quotes and imagery to support them.
Once was a green and red coloured gladiator, but my favourite was someone with a huge banner that read:
No matter how many times I watch it I still get chills and then want to tell Joaquin Phoenix to stop trying to bang his sister
https://youtu.be/X1UmHfWCw-4
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'."
wwfmike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons."
This masterpiece doesn't even need a quote to be recognized, just the soundtrack.
Jack Gleeson based his portrayal of Joffery on Joaquin Phoenix's Commodus. Probably an overstated interesting fact, but the power behind those actors in Gladiator is amazing. That is what acting is about, telling an epic story.
I love the soundtrack but the opening scene is soooo much the music for Pirates of the Caribbean to my ears. It gets you pumped but after watching them both a few times it doesn't seem as tailored to the movie.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:59:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least Gladiator came first. Yet no one says "Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack sounded like Gladiator" it's always the other way around.
I know, its just that now it seems like Pirates has claimed it as if it was a cover that outsold the original. It's like All Along the Watchtower, Bob Dylan did it first but Hendrix is what people think of.
The composer of the Gladiator soundtrack was actually sued by the estate of Gustav Holst because of similarities between the soundtrack and Holst's The Planets. If you listen to Mars you can definitely hear it.
Magic Mike 2 XXL when Channing Tatum does the Helicopter dick and he notices the applause isn't as loud as it usually is and he has an existential crisis about getting older.
Edit: Now that I think about it this can be two answers. the second would be Little Miss Sunshine where at the beauty pageant for girls the little girl does her dance routine only to get laughed at, then she says the line.
So... I'm going to ask a really dumb question, but I want to learn. Italian always struck me as a poetic language, like French.
How do rough sounding, intimidating threats or epic speeches come off in Italian? Does it work well?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello? Hello, Dimitri? Listen, I can't hear too well, do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little? Oh, that's much better. Yes. Fine, I can hear you now, Dimitri. Clear and plain and coming through fine. I'm coming through fine too, eh? Good, then. Well then as you say we're both coming through fine. Good. Well it's good that you're fine and I'm fine. I agree with you. It's great to be fine.
Now then Dimitri. You know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the bomb. The bomb, Dimitri. The hydrogen bomb. Well now what happened is, one of our base commanders, he had a sort of, well he went a little funny in the head. You know. Just a little... funny. And uh, he went and did a silly thing.
Well, I'll tell you what he did, he ordered his planes... to attack your country.
Well let me finish, Dimitri. Let me finish, Dimitri.
Well, listen, how do you think I feel about it? Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dimitri? Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?
Of course I like to speak to you. Of course I like to say hello. Not now, but any time, Dimitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened.
It's a friendly call. Of course it's a friendly call. Listen, if it wasn't friendly, ... you probably wouldn't have even got it. They will not reach their targets for at least another hour.
I am... I am positive, Dimitri. Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick.
Well I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes.
Yes! I mean, if we're unable to recall the planes, then I'd say that, uh, well, we're just going to have to help you destroy them, Dimitri.
I know they're our boys.
Alright, well, listen... who should we call?
Who should we call, Dimitri?
The people...? Sorry, you faded away there.
The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters. Where is that, Dimitri?
In Omsk. Right. Yes.
Oh, you'll call them first, will you?
Uh huh. Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dimitri?
What? I see, just ask for Omsk Information. I'm sorry too, Dimitri. I'm very sorry.
Alright! You're sorrier than I am! But I am sorry as well. I am as sorry as you are, Dimitri. Don't say that you are more sorry than I am, because I am capable of being just as sorry as you are. So we're both sorry, alright?
Sellers plays the American president Merkin Muffley; the British liaison officer Lt. Mandrake; and the German scientist Dr. Strangelove. Three characters in three accents. And he is not willing to allow for any sort of mine shaft gap.
Seriously! I would like to see a recording of a person who has never seen the film reading this because I can't think of these words without hearing Peter Sellers' performance.
glisp42 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:04:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 14 and I mentioned to my best friends dad that I'd never seen it. He went right out and rented it and we all watched it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A movie that everyone should watch I their lifetime. It might not be for everyone, but everyone should give it a try at least once. Same deal with O' Brother Where Art Thou?
Well I completely agree about the difference between a film and a movie. But my problem with it was it was created for a world that no longer existed. It was supposed to come out in the 60s (before 2001 I think) but funding and backend problems forced the projects abandonment. Had it come out when it was supposed to it would've been just and groundbreaking as any of his other films. But because it came out in 1999, the world had already seen and been desensitized to that sort of imagery so it was predestined to not be a hit through no fault of its own. It's problem isn't that of content, but of context.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The world was a lot more desensitized in 1999 than the 60s though. Speaking to the cult-like subject matter of the movie, the world had seen a lot of cults come and commit group suicide in the 70s and 80s. More so than was seen in the 60s. We may not have been as comfortable talking about it. But we sure as hell saw it.
This reminded me of a school play of Dr semmelweiss, the man who found out that washing your hands before and after surgery was a good idea before receiving a baby.
It wasn't really a school play, but the class was split into groups of 5 and had to do a play on one of the different events in his life. Well, my group decided to say Fuck it and do it all.
So when we did it, the whole story in 10 minutes, I did a horrible mistake that I corrected in a similar fashion.
You see, semmelweiss died after he got an infection in a cut. I did that scene a bit too early, so the others in my group was whispering "not now dude!". So I grabbed a bar of soap and said "it's okay, I'll just wash my hands and I'll be Allright!".
Then 1 minute later I cut myself (again), and this time I died correctly.
Actually, Semmelweiss died after being beaten by the guards of the asylum in which he was put when he went mad (which he did because nobody believed in his hand washing theories)
Hmm.. Now I'm not sure if we learned that he died from an infected cut or if that was something we made up to cut the play shorter!
He did travel to Venice and got syphilis as well right?
lth5015 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:37:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The hand spontaneously rising to a Nazi salute was also ad libbed by Sellers. Man was a genius. There's no wonder why Kubrick had him play all three main characters
he thought his whole performance was just a warm-up. He felt the character should be more serious. So Kubrick told him to do his parts in an over-the-top manner, and that these "warm-ups" would be discarded. Scott refused to work with Kubrick again after realizing he'd been duped.
The summary ignores, among other interesting facts, that Kubrick and Scott disagreed about how the character should be played, and Scott refused to do it Kubrick's way, which is why Kubrick had to trick him. And that helps explain why Scott was so upset--this was an argument he'd had, and thought he'd won. And the performance was not in keeping with Scott's view of himself as a serious dramatic actor, so he thought it was "damaging the brand."
eltoro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget the part where Kubrick settled some of their disagreements by saying the winner of a chess game would get to make the decision on how the scene would be done. I believe Kubrick won most, if not all, of those games.
It's a great movie but some of the humor escaped me. I had to look up the ending because it's so.. idk, made no sense. I didn't "get it" so I had to look it up. Then i got it. Then it was funny. I'll probably watch it again soon.
The very ending, when he stands up, I didn't get the joke. It seemed very random and I had to look up the ending and people were like "oh, this is why". Suddenly it made sense.
MrAlbs ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:57:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This whole conversation. I was just sitting there like "Dude there is a fucking NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON about to be unleashed on the world get to the fucking point!"
So unnerving. The movie as brilliant.
I've read/heard quite a bit is adlibbed. That the guy tripping in the war room was a goof but just fit so perfectly that they let it in.
eltoro ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:42:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was George C Scott who tripped. Actually, he thought his whole performance was just a warm-up. He felt the character should be more serious. So Kubrick told him to do his parts in an over-the-top manner, and that these "warm-ups" would be discarded. Scott refused to work with Kubrick again after realizing he'd been duped.
You should rewatch the scene where Dr. Strangelove is having trouble keeping his right arm in check and coming up with increasingly insane ideas for what to do when the bombs do fall.. If you keep your eyes on the actor playing the Soviet ambassador, there's a point where he twist up his face and can barely prevent himself from laughing out loud.. One of the best examples of how, even on set, Peter Sellers was hilarious..
This used to be on Netflix, and my friends and I put it on only knowing that it was considered a classic. It was all very strange, but during this conversation, I realized, "Oh! This is a comedy!" We were very confused before that.
I've never heard of this film. I'll watch it tomorrow. Sounds fantastic. And didn't expect a comedy from Kubrick so looking forward to it.
The shocking thing is, I enjoy Kubrick, sellers, and comedies, and although I'm quite a film buff of 80s 90s and 00s films, I can't believe this film exists and I didn't know about it. (Even though it's 60s)
They were originally going to make a melodrama cold war thriller and then the more they researched it the more they realized how absurd the situation was and that it would be great for satire.
Chevy Chase is such a horses' ass and I've heard all sorts of stories about him and ALL of them bad. But I will never pass up seeing National Lampoons Vacation movies and, god willing, another Fletch movie.
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:26:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Especially how every part that lead up to the end of the world made perfect sense at the time it was implemented. Attack plan R was a sound idea that just didn't work out very well. The doomsday device was rational, but the announcement was poorly timed. The callback codes almost worked.
Do I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Jack. Eh? Look, eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a water man, Jack - that's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie.
I think Mandrake was Sellers best character in the movie. I can hear the tension in his voice just reading that line. He was so damn funny yet so damn tense.
[deleted] ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 14:02:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
I was stationed on an Aircraft Carrier when I was in the Navy and for one deployment I was sent TAD (Temporary Assigned Duty) to the Security dept. On our shift we were supposed to just patrol around the ship. There was a room called the War Room and every time we passed it I would always say that. My patrol partner thought I was nuts.
Phelzy ยท 454 points ยท Posted at 20:38:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unless the consonant is supposed to be the drawn out sound, like "grrrreat." What drives me crazy is when the letter that is repeated makes a sound that's impossible, like "tonighttttttt." What the fuck sound does a repeating "t" make?
Depends on the gun like the A-10 is more like a BRTRRRTRRRTRRRRTR
Gwire ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too soon bro.
[deleted] ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 21:58:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It makes a "tttttttttttt" sound
AaroSa ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 21:22:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When there's multiple t's, you hold your tongue at the top of your mouth longer than usual before you release it. The sound is pretty much just silence.
Dude, we've created basically an entirely different language through text communication. Your not supposed to say it when you read it usually? The only purpose of the extra letters at the end is to add emphasis, you know what they mean. That's what's great about what we've done. You can get inflection, intent, emotions and more through in text, more so than ever before now b/c of the way we've learned to manipulate words and punctuation. If you're on the internet or texting casually you should expect things like this by now.
Not to mention emojis have become modern day hieroglyphs. It's rather fascinating.
deyesed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:55:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Picture writing was where we started before written language, and logograms already exist in some languages, including Chinese, Japanese, and the Egyptian hieroglyphic writing system. Some logograms have even been introduced into English before, such as & and @.
These days, our digital medium for written communication and the universality of memes allow for some pretty nuanced/abstract ideas to be communicated reliably with emoji. So emoji is basically turning English (and other writing systems) into a hybrid logographic one. See iOS 10's new feature of replacing words with emoji.
"R" isn't a vowel, but the sound /r/ can sometimes function close to a vowel in certain dialects and languages. In this case, we call it a "syllabic consonant".
But really, if you put hyphens in the phonetics remain perfectly clear at the cost of ease of typing. (Can't just lean on the keys to type bo-o-o-o-oss)
H isn't really a consonant in practice, but I'm not a linguist so I don't have a better vocabulary to describe it. More importantly to what I said, ohhhhhh does not accurately represent that way it is pronounced. The breathy H sound is not being extended, the long O is.
kronaz ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:43:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People are always elongating the wrong letter around here. These idiots think you elongate "nice" by writing "niceeeeeee"
n0rs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elongating "nice" is a bit awkward I think.
"niiiiiiice" - the spelling here fits with the sound. But this might not be the emphasis wanted.
"niceeeeeee" - the spelling would be something like nye-seee
"niccccccce" - cc tends to be a ch sound. ni-chshhy? Looks awkward.
"nicccceeee" - also looks awkward.
The problem is that the sound is made by the combination of "ce" and it's not entirely unreasonable to expect the repeated "e" to indicate some sort of sustain.
kronaz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:20:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any word that ends with a silent E is problematic. People frequently do the same thing with "that puppy is so cuteeeeeee"
n0rs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe not silent, as it modifies an earlier letter's sound. I.e., in cut vs. cute, the e changes the u from "uh" to "yu". I'm going to go ahead and blame English for being weird and then try not to worry too much about it since elongating words almost exclusively used informally.
pukey1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the books, he legit just says "Oh hey, don't pass plz." then dies... (kind of.) In the books that scene was really unimpressive.
CEMN ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:29:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh, what? No. You totally misread that part or have a hard time visualizing stuff if you think that part was unimpressive.
The Balrog reached the bridge. Gandalf stood in the middle of the span, leaning on the staff in his left hand, but in his other hand Glamdring gleamed, cold and white. His enemy halted again, facing him, and the shadow about it reached out like two vast wings. It raised the whip, and the thongs whined and cracked. Fire came from its nostrils. But Gandalf stood firm.
'You cannot pass,' he said. The orcs stood still, and a dead silence fell. 'I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udรปn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.'
The Balrog made no answer. The fire in it seemed to die, but the darkness grew. It stepped forward slowly onto the bridge, and suddenly it drew itself up to a great height, and its wings were spread from wall to wall; but still Gandalf could be seen, glimmering in the gloom; he seemed small, and altogether alone: grey and bent, like a wizened tree before the onset of a storm.
From out of the shadow a red sword leaped flaming.
Glamdring glittered white in answer.
There was a ringing clash and a stab of white fire. The Balrog fell back and its sword flew up in molten fragments. The wizard swayed on the bridge, stepped back a pace, and then again stood still.
'You cannot pass!' he said.
With a bound the Balrog leaped full upon the bridge. Its whip whirled and hissed.
At that moment Gandalf lifted his staff, and crying aloud he smote the bridge before him. The staff broke asunder and fell from his hand. A blinding sheet of white flame sprang up. The bridge cracked. Right at the Balrog's feet it broke, and the stone upon which it stood crashed into the gulf, while the rest remained, poised, quivering like a tongue of rock thrust out into emptiness.
With a terrible cry the Balrog fell forward, and its shadow plunged down and vanished. But even as it fell it swung its whip, and the thongs lashed and curled about the wizard's knees, dragging him to the brink. He staggered and fell, grasped vainly at the stone, and slid into the abyss. 'Fly, you fools!' he cried, and was gone.โ
It should be written like that, but for some reason people always seem to draw out the consonant, not the vowel being stretched out, such as awwww instead of aaaaw.
And he even got gold for it. Too many people with more money than sense :/
En_D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
paaaaas queen paaaaaas
Silasco ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 17:22:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Some really odd thing happened back in high achool. We had a nerdy substitute one time. Really cool guy. No one was really paying attention to time and we were just talking due to being done with work. Then he gets all of our attwntion and asks "What was the last thing Gandalf said?" I was thinking about stuff from return of the king but couldn't remember. Then he says "Fly, you fools." And then the bell rang right as he said that.
Edit. Achool and attwntion are staying so people who point out my mistakes don't look dumb if I edit them
I leave mics in flames torched by Gandalf
Touch mine, Dumbledore and scorch your other hand off
You fool, you got Snaped
Youโre not a real fighter
Death makes you die
It just make my brights brighter
You ass is like Gringotts
Everyone makes a deposit
We all know youโve more than a boggart in your closet
Ranzear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember that time the wizard convinced the whole party to run away so he could solo the boss and show up two sessions later completely decked in new gear and spells?
You cannot pass! I'm the servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You cannot pass.
While in the movie the final you cannot pass is replaced by YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
E: A word
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:11:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Korhaka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An hour of wolves, and shattered shields when the age of men comes crashing down. But it is not this day, this day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!
There are a few others I could have thought of but they seemed a bit too obvious.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:37:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or as my 8 year old nephew, who hasn't seen LotR put it, "no one's gettin across this bridge"
it2d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. The dark fire shall not avail you, Flame of Udun. Go back to the shadow. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
South Park, Episode: The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
uphere- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do not speak to me of Faramir. I know his uses, and they are few.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Forth! Down fear of darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Thรฉoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day... a red day... and the sun rises! Ride now... Ride now... Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death!"
TK-427 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This line actually bugs me. The line in the book is "You WILL not pass". Changing it to "shall" makes it roll off the tongue better but it completely changes the tone and urgency of the statement.
jlee912 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried to find this movie a few years back. Sadly it doesn't exist. A movie called "Angels With Dirty Faces" does though! It's a Cagney movie and it was awesome.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:21:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No kidding? Man I'm gonna have to get acquainted with the classics.
I actually came across the movie this was based off. It was a VHS and it was $0.25 so I bought it. Never watched it though because I don't have a VCR anymore :/
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:58:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
here's what I need...
A laptop, kleenez tissues, canned whip cream, the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there, rope and duct tape, a big spring, and a tuna fish sandwich.
It's actually from this youtube video. I just thought it was relevant to the topic matter.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:05:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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zaqukun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I felt the opposite. I felt completely taken out of the movie, sitting there like "there is no way this kid would keep up with Tony." and I was hoping they would focus on his PTSD a bit more but I don't like fun so.
My dad came into my room holding his hat I knew he was leaving,ย he sat on my bed told me some facts, son. I have a duty, calling on me. You and your sister be brave my little soldier. And don't forget all I told ya. Your the mister of the house now remember this, and when you wake up in the morning give ya momma a kiss. Then I had to say goodbye
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First I'd like to thank my mother and of course the academy. And finally my husband for supporting me and my kids watching at home, you should be in bed haha. Thank you all.
Don't spoil it, some people still haven't seen it.
Askada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOUR DAD GOES OFF ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE TO GET SOME MORE MILK BUT HE NEVER COMES BACK AND SEVENTEEN YEARS LATER YOU FIND OUT THAT HES HAD A WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY WITH SOME SPANISH BITCH AND HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME ANYMORE
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so it's my friend's bachelor party and we're at a strip club as is tradition. we had all dropped a little bit of LSD.
my friend Tommy, an asian fellow, goes to the bathroom. He comes out and sees these two older asian gentleman sitting at the bar, and he walks up to them and without introducing himself at all he just goes
"Dad?!"
this is probably the funniest thing any of my friends have ever done.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
T2 and Jurassic Park were such leaps in special effects as well. I was blown away by the T1000 melting through the jail bars.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:22:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The CGI definitely looks a little dated by today's standards but honestly T2 looks better than some movies that came out 10 or 12 years later. I think they struck the right balance between CGI and practical effects.
It's amazing considering how insane of an idea it was in 1991 to have the main villain be computer generated.
Not sure if it's just me but it almost seems like the T1000 looked better in T2 than in Genisys.
The other sequel that I'd say is better than the first.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:28:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I go back and forth on this, since Alien and Aliens fall into different genres. I usually settle on them being equally good, and preference for one or the other comes down to taste.
Indeed. Terminator is a dark, almost indie-type film whereas T2 is a Hollywood action flick blockbuster. I enjoy them both, but they are completely different type movies.
First R-rated film I saw in the theater. The parents, (or Mom really,) were pretty strict about films and such and I was only 13 at the time so the fact my parents took us, (older brother,) was pretty special in its own right, and then the actual film! Holy crap!!! So awesome!
Years earlier when I was probably 6 or 7 I remember the school being abuzz about, "Alien," so I asked mom if we could see it. She just laughed. No way. I think she made the right call. That goes for Poltergeist as well when she noped that one.
I...I don't know. Haha nah I was fine. Ironically my brother was fine too, yet a year later he had nightmares due to Gremlins. Like serious how does Aliens have no effect but Gremlins does?
I watched both Alien and Aliens for the first time not too long ago and ABSOLUTELY LOVED Alien.
But when I watched Aliens I noticed SO many tropes in it that I couldn't properly enjoy it. I know it outright created or at least highly popularized many of those but it still made me unable to really love the movie, total shame.
And i think between those 3 franchises its clear that suffocating paranoia of being chased by an unstoppable alien killing machine makes for the best action.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:37:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, we make it work. I just don't watch those kinds of movies and shows with her. We have a great time watching comedy stuff like 30 Rock, but I watch Game of Thrones by myself (and I'm okay with that).
Well, then GoT is definitely not the porn you should watch with her.jkIloveGoT
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:20:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like to think a huge part of that is because of the copious amounts of gun shots, and explosions, but at the same time not a lot of graphic gore. Once the special effects got good enough the action turned more towards the realism of the gore and not just the gun shooting, and explosions.
Unfortunately T2 is fatally flawed. The time travel device used, as described in the original, lays out that only living things go back. The T1000 is liquid metal which looks like flesh but isn't. If the tech had changed to allow for non-meat to go back then we should see phased plasma rifles in the 40 watt range. https://youtu.be/BIPCn-aYMoM
What I cannot forget about that movie is when Sarah says that who won't have a lotion with protective factor 2 millions will be unlucky. (It is at least like that in czech version and it sounds so cool to me)
I don't even remember when it happened in the movie.
KrabbHD ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:38:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's an amazing story if you pretend nothing after 2 happened. T3 seemed to me like trying to attach a spoiler to a car with duct tape while the car is finished, only ruining it.
I saw 3 once, didn't really care for it. Haven't watched any further. 1 and 2 are enough for me. They could have stopped it there and I would have been plenty satisfied.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:26:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man I love the first Terminator just as much. The effects are a lot lamer but I love the atmosphere, the cinematography, the colors... I think in some ways it was the predecessor of noir syle movies like Drive or Nightcrawler. Visually I think it's stunning even if the effects don't hold up.
That's strange, because it was def in that movie but it was Brendan Frasier's line and he said it dryly- as an impression of Schwarzenegger - not with lilt.
One of the great things about this line was that they had no idea it was going to be the take away line for the movie, let alone become as iconic as it did. It was just a throw away line that was delivered so perfectly that people latched onto it.
xbtdev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which movie are you talking about though?
Emoteen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:06:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read this as "I'll be ba-ack" in Pauly Shore's voice, so I'm gonna guess Encino Man.
T_at ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's strange, because it was def in that movie but it was Brendan Frasier's line and he said it dryly- as an impression of Schwarzenegger - not with lilt.
This doesn't give away a specific film at all, it just narrows it down to Arnold Schwarzenegger films. He says this line in like 15 different films. They even make fun of this in last action hero.
nmddl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the context of he'll be back with the Turboman, right? Great xmas movie.
Their names are also clues as to their fates- Ed is dead, Shaun moves on, Liz lives, etc.
Oh! When Ed is describing the pub regulars, he says Snake Hips is always surrounded by women. When they pass his body later, he's being eaten by female zombies.
Goddammit. Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg, you are brilliant. They also did the same thing in The World's End. All the pub names describe what will happen, and often describe what happened the first time they attempted the pub crawl as teens.
"It's four o'clock in the fucking morning!"
"It's Saturday!"
"No it's not, it's fucking Sunday, and I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours because every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill, now can you SEE why I'm so FUCKING ANGRY?"
"Fuck yeah!"
I nearly phrased it that way, but I didn't want to sound like too much of a grammar nazi.ShouldIcapitalise'grammarnazi'?I'mnotsure...Too...much...pressure...Killme.
"See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite, and gunpowder... And blue jeans! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!"
No, it's german, just something of a dialect but mostly a distinct accent. Apparently someone from Bavaria sounds, to someone from northern Germany, a lot like someone from the florida panhandle probably sounds to you.
Try listening to someone from panhandle/north florida or far south Alabama (but not the panhandle, their accent is watered down and really clear, like forest gump). I have cousins I can barely understand, and I grew up knowing them.
I don't mean Shirely. The line is "Surely you can't be serious." The joke is when Leslie Nielsen Mis-hears what was said and responds with "I am serious and don't call me Shirley."
I don't work at Starbucks and I've only been a handful of times but this is one of the things that pisses me off the most and has absolutely no effect on my life.
Stewardess: There's been a little problem in the cockpit.
Passenger: The cockpit! what is it?
Stewardess: It's the little room at the front of the plane where the pilot sits, but that's not important right now.
MDA1912 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I worked at a video store the rule when picking which movie to play in store was that it had to be PG, this was one of my solid picks almost every day
hey_tc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I just want to let you know...we are all counting on you."
edude76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My grandfather showed me and my brothers this a few years ago and forgot about the nude part. Boy did my grandmother yell at him. We all enjoyed it tho.
Full quote: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:08:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd have gone on the phone with "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next"...
"But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."
I first thought The Last of The Mohicans with the line that went something like, "Youre fit you hear? Youll survive! Ill find you no matter how long it takes, no matter how far!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get off my lawn!"
Vanetia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Posted this in the break room when someone stole my goddamn protein shake from the fridge.
I didn't see this movie until recently and HOLY SHIT was it good! Easily one of the best movies I've ever seen! I knew about the quote from before I saw the movie, but it still is one of the most awesome movie moments ever!
One because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high the entire royal navy is out looking for me do you even think there's a slight chance that they won't see it?
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. ... Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.
Yeah, but the thing about the T-rex (besides being one of the most recognizable theropods) is that there's enough muscle in his arms to tear a man in half... easily. So it's fun to tease him because he's actually a strong motherfucker who could easily tear you apart, giant teeth or not. He's like the big guy on the playground that all the little kids push around.
God, i always found that comment annoying. Like, no, girls are also included in 'Man', as it refers to mankind as a species, not the group of homosapiens with penises. Fuck off.
Condors! If i had a flock of condors on this island, you wouldnt have any issue.
H.. ho... hold on, now. This isnt some species that was wiped out by deforestation! Or... the.. building of a dam! Dinosaurs had their chance, and nature SELECTED them for extinction!
Eftir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
p0yo77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've always had an issue with that quote, I mean, god created dinosaurs and then destroyed them, then god created man and man destroys god. Why would the first thing we create (dinosaurs) destroy us, shouldn't we be able to destroy dinosaurs so we can the create AI which will in turn destroy us?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This always irritated me... like what's going on there? Do dinosaurs have gender-specific taste sensors and find lady-meat un-tasty? Are dicks particularly desirable morsels? Or are we arguing that men and women are different species that do not share the same fate? Because that's totally an argument that's been made before, but those were dark days.
I know it's a joke, but it makes no goddamn sense!
She was making a joke based on the fact that "man" has multiple meanings. Jeff Goldblum's character was using it to mean mankind or humans, while what's-her-name used it to mean male, hence dinosaurs eat men, leaving the women. It's a joke about how he said it, not because dinosaurs prefer to eat men over women.
Ezira ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:44:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All the dinos in Jurassic Park were females too
eltoro ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:36:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only at hatching time.
Story goes that frog DNA allowed them to switch genders. They all had to use the ladies restroom though.
God killed the dinosaurs because he realized how bad he fucked up when he gave them arms that weren't in reach of their cocks...so he threw a few meteors to clear up the sheet and start fresh again, this time, creating his newest species, the human. After realizing his mistake, he quickly fixed it and and made our arms in length to reach our cocks and pleasure ourselves when we weren't praying to him. God truly is unbelievable...oh, and read the bible you b*tches, it says everything you need to know in that book!
Riff-Ref ยท 532 points ยท Posted at 16:49:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, but having a three year means blotting out all the movies you previously loved with repeated viewings of Peppa Pig and Monsters Inc.
glisp42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw that movie when it came out and I was in my 20s before I realized that was Samuel L Jackson. It's such a completely different part than the parts he normally plays.
Honest question: is that โuhhโ actually in there, or has Jeff Goldblum become so synonymous with โuhhhsโ in the internet world that people just throw it in for fun now? I honestly donโt remember hearing it in that line.
A turkey, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side.
10gil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't believe it! You're meant to come down here and defend me against these characters, and the only one I've got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer!
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:44:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're out of your element!
corywi ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:55:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me...Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.
My roommate in college would alllllways say this whenever we got into any argument, serious or not lol and I would never be able to keep a straight face because he would always just mutter it under his breath like it was some kind of insult hahaha.
"Do you see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larry. This is what happens when you fuck. a stranger. in the ASS!"
I'm not Mr lebowski, I'm the dude! Or his dudeness, duder, el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Xdsin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not Mr lebowski, I'm the dude! Or his dudeness, duder, el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
I'm not Mr. lebowski, you're Mr. lebowski, I'm the dude! So that's what you call me...or his dudeness, duder, el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
They're gonna kill that poor woman. OH THEY'RE GONNNNNNA KILLLLLL THAT POOR WOMAN!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways , Dude. You don't wanna know about it
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lady, I GOT FRIENDS THAT DIED FACE DOWN IN THE MUCK SO THAT YOU AND I COULD ENJOY THIS FAMILY RESTAURANT!
Come on Dude, don't go, this effects all of us. It's our BASIC FREEDOMS!
I'm staying. Finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee!
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
Jesus...
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
AbeRego ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I recently snuck a reference to this into some copy for a client's website. It was about protecting hardwood floors with rugs. I figured the people who get the reference will appreciate it. Everyone else will be none the wiser.
I'm preeeeety sure you could say any line in the film and I'd recognize it. You might have to give me the following line / response...but I'd say I'm about 75% sure I could name the movie with any two lines being recited to me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck are you talking about? The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude! I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude! Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
rillip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks. You know, that clip has made me realise I've not watched the film. Its just a legend that I know of, and I could even quote most of that scene. But I've now watched the film.
Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
The portrayal of Nigel Tufnel really is brilliant. The way he seems confused by the question, how he feels the Marty DiBergi probably didn't understand that it goes to 11, and as such is "1 louder", and how that is better. Really sells the scene.
Anvil would have been funny as a comedy, but it was actually pretty sad. That guy was just delusional, and it was hard to feel bad for him. I actually felt more bad for the people in his life who had to deal with him.
This scene was actually imporvised and it's one of the best scenes ever xD
FlavorD ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:42:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, the whole movie is pretty much improvised. They had some jokes written, I think, but what I've heard, overall the script was more like "Then I tell you that I have an amp that goes to 11, and you suggest that I should just make 10 louder, but I can't understand that, and just point out that I have 11."
Then they just have the conversation, which naturally puts in the stumbling and interrupting that you tend not to get in scripted performances.
"I killed one Rick, the thing I love most in the world."
"Vivica get of the line, now. A hooker, alright, you killed a hooker. Calm down, here's what you're gonna do. Get your hands on some bleach, some Hydrogen Peroxide, and a shitload of lime."
"No, a panda. I killed a panda."
"Amanda? Come on dude. I mean that's probably not even her real name."
"Mrs Dallas, this is the president. on behalf of the federation id like to say thank you-"
"Oh, please. You don't even sound like him. The President's an idiot, you don't sound like an idiot. If you don't wanna talk to your mother, just avoid me like usual, huh? I'll just throw myself in traffic. I'll just Saran Wrap myself to the bed and pretend my child is suffocating me..."
Trivia: those things happened in the movie. Leeloo threw herself into traffic. Victor was plastic-wrapped to the retractable bed and nearly suffocated by Mrs Dallas' child. I'd love to have the next few lines of script that got faded beneath the music.
A continued trend with "What, you went to save the planet?" when he's on the phone explaining why he didn't bring the cab over. He was busy unknowingly taking his first steps in the world saving mission.
Trivia: It's one of the few action movies where the hero (Willis) and villain (Oldman) don't ever meet.
For the longest time, I had no idea wtf was going on in this scene. "Been here long?" didn't clue me in. Dude was waiting like that in front of his place so long he really really had to go to the bathroom. I thought he was just fucked up on drugs or something.
naffarn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:20:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought Dallas was referring to the fact that he must be a newbie to try to rob him with such inexperience, like saying "You must be new here"
I don't think so, because Dallas says it pretty quickly. The guy has to be standing there with his hat towards the camera waiting for Dallas. https://youtu.be/ujC4W8hJ4mg?t=57
Could still be drugs or both. Particularly with his difficulty trying to push the little button to "load" it. I'm still convinced he was trying to score some "easy" drug money.
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt! Korben, sweetheart, what was that? IT WAS BAD! It had nothing! No fire, no energy, no nothin'! You know I have a show to run here, you know? Hmm? Hmm? And it must pop, Pop, POP! So tomorrow from five to seven, will you please act like you have more than a two word vo-cab-uh-lary? It must be green, OK? OK?
Watching the new X-men movie all I could think about when Apocalypse was touching the TV was how much they ripped off the 5th element. Even the imagery were almost identical.
Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you're not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch; ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's say you have no idea and leave it at that, okay? No idea. Zip. None. If you had an idea of what we do, we would not be good at what we do, now would we? We would be cunts. Are you calling us cunts?
Hey asshole, he can't help you! I know what you are, okay? I know what you are and I know what you are not. I'm the best friend you have on the face of this earth, and I'm gonna help you understand something, you punk. You're no fuckin' cop!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's say you have no idea and leave it at that, okay? No idea. Zip. None. If you had an idea of what we do, we would not be good at what we do, now would we? We would be cunts. Are you calling us cunts?
Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. Three-decker men at best. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy, the fuckin' donkey on the weekends. I got that right?
Do you know who I am? I'm the guy who says there are guys you can hit, and there's guys you can't. Now, that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but he's almost a guy you can't hit, so I'm going to make a fucking ruling right now. You don't fucking hit him.
I could hardly follow everything, it took me 45 minutes in to realize the premise was that you have 2 different rats working with the same guy. Will need to watch it again.
The psychiatrist one morning is talking to Sullivan and says something to the effect of: "about last night; it's not a big deal. It happens to a lot of guys." He then huffs off to work.
Makes me believe that her baby belongs to Costigan.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a bandit yell at me that my mother was a hamster and my father smelled of elderberries (or was it the other way around?) when he attacked me a couple times.
Not to mention the Jarls of Skellige referencing the Red Wedding (Funeral) being the most brutal massacre they'd witnessed prior to the one you're investigating.
Also, you can find Tyrion's corpse in a jail cell in Skellige, similar to the sky prison of the Vale. With it there is a bunch of writings about Cthulhu.
There is one main quest called "The Play is the Thing" which is a line from Hamlet. This is when he plans on using a play to reveal Claudius' guilt. There is also a quest given by an old lady in Lindenvale called "The Fall of the House of Reardon, which is directly taken from Poe's work "The Fall of the House of Usher". On that quest, if you explore the mansion you can find a man bricked behind a wall in the basement, which is a reference to Poe's work "The Cask of Amontillado". If those ring a bell to you. Given that they are easily missed. I never noticed any of the NPC dialog references. Maybe I just don't know what they are referencing.
type it into google within quotation marks, or just look at the other people that already asked and got answered above you. look alive out there buddy.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
because it blows my mind that you would have this exchange with someone when you could have figured it out yourself with far less effort in way less time. I don't like to encourage inefficient behavior.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:08:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, I just posted the answer on Google... in order for the answer to pop up, you just have to type "Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck yourself" into the search bar and click enter... It pops up right then. I just wrote it there just for you. You're welcome.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:50:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe instead of typing 100 words in 2 different posts you could just post 2 words - the name of the movie.
I already answered this question. Because I am not the one seeking the information, you are. Therefore, you are wasting your time when you could have found your requested information by looking yourself for literally 3 seconds. I don't like to encourage lazy, inefficient behavior.
In the electrical system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the power companies, who create electricity, and the consumers, who use it. These are their stories.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:02:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deggyy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's so weird. I just watched that episode today. Been hearing about Bob's Burgers a lot since I started a binging it. I just learned about what this is called the other day, it's called the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon. I've been seeing examples of it everywhere since I heard about it.
Tentaye ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:23:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh sweet, do you get all the sports or is it just football?
lolzmon ยท 665 points ยท Posted at 14:52:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."
[deleted] ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 17:29:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you touch each other, you will get chlamydia and die."
Damn auto correct. Although I don't see how who're is correct. Apparently my phone thinks it's a word. It's supposed to say whore. Sorry. Regina says it to Karen when they're both on the phone with Cady.
Karen: Hey you wanna go to Taco Bell?
Regina: I can't go to taco Bell I'm on an all carb diet; God Karen you're so stupid.
No one understands me.
Gretchen: I understand you.
edit: punctuation.
"Thank you for the dinner and a very pleasant evening. Have your car take me to the airport. Mr Corleone is a man who insists on hearing bad news at once."
fks_gvn ยท 162 points ยท Posted at 16:26:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck I'm only on season 2. Pretty sure I know what happens in the series finale unfortunately. I probably need to stay away from Sopranos references for a while.
Nobody knows what happens in the series finale, that's kind of the point of it, but yes it's one of the greatest shows ever made, especially for its time -- literally opened the gate for shows like Game of Thrones to ever be created in the first place. People didn't realize you could create such art on TV
Thybro ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:29:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think "He'll make him an offer he can't refuse"
Or
"you come to me, on the day of my daughter's wedding"
So, funny story. A few years ago I caught Shawshank once during one of its million or so runs on TNT. They get to the Brooks part and by the time he drops I am crying like a baby (like always).
At the end of the sequence, they cut to commercial. The very first fucking ad they show is James Whitmore selling Miracle Gro.
Yes, seconds after Brooks died... the actor that plays him was selling fertilizer.
Any excuse to link to this fantastic little comedy sketch of the movie.
I mean who could fail to love the lines "If you ever get out go to Zihuatanejo? Say what-a-what-now?" Mexico just flying, so get busy living or get busy dying" and "straight outta prison i'm a Morgan Freeman". Genuis.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, for some reason begging for gold works every time and it's kind of annoying because it just encourages more pointless begging for gold comments that are irrelevant to the discussion
I knew someone who would always sing it this way and I still always think it when I hear it and have no idea why because I haven't seen her in like 10 years. Is this from something?
THE YEARS START COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN
Definitely not, I reccomend you watch Crotch Capers 2 and Lusty Lesbos 1-4, which takes place in the same universe and explains some of the loose ends in the main series
Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Stakely ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:51:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait."? Parfaits are delicious!
You and all your silly English kuhhhhhhhhhniggits.
mailpip ยท 1582 points ยท Posted at 16:18:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Took me 20 years and over 20 viewings of this movie before I got that they were just phonetically saying "knights" - I am dumb! ;)
Edit: Wow - I couldn't figure out what was happening with all the notifications. This is my most points ever. Thanks guys and gals - I feel just a tad less dumb now.
I just learned that the "your mother was a hamster" line implies she was promiscuous, since hamsters breed prolifically, and the "your father smelt of elderberries" implies that he's a drunk, since they are used to make some liquor.
Yeah, the only silent letters that were never meant to be pronounced are generally only there because the word was 'standardised' to look more French/Latin/whatever language was considered 'proper' at the time.
medsl ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:08:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And so, from hour to hour, we ripe and ripe, And then, from hour to hour, we rot and rot; And thereby hangs a tale.'
For those of you who don't get the reference here, this is a really fucking good pun from Shakespeare's As You Like It that has that was lost for a few hundreds years because the change in English accents.
Link at the appropriate time, but the whole video is worth watching.
If it's like the other Germanic languages, it would probably be "Kneecht" with a hard K but only one syllable, and with the CH sounding like it does in German.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heh, I'm from Georgia so that may have been our accents drawing it out a bit more.
druedan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are right, when I was in high school we read The Canterbury Tales in the original Middle English and my teacher made us read parts of it out loud in the original pronunciation.
Almost! The k used to be pronounced, but the gh wasn't pronounced like a g. It was [รง], the same sound as the ch in German ich and similar to the first sound in the English word hue for some speakers. And like in "kuhniggit", the i was short, not long.
When I was 15, I was in a long distance phone relationship with a boy from a church camp (my parents were amused), and we would watch movies together on the phone and when I explained this to him, he was SHOCKED. He wasn't exactly a genius but he was genuinely impressed that I knew that about the line.
This actually prompted me to pronounce "night" phonetically in the sae manner(as a joke) years ago.... and now I find myself doing it still, usually as a default/not on purpose.... which in a professional environent it's embarrassing, and I'm like, "I'm an idiot".
for me, I was watching an old Katt Williams special, about how he spelled knife wrong; spelling it n-i-f-e. If the teacher wanted him to spell it k-n-i-f-e, it should pronounced as kunife.
sometime after that, watched the holy grail again. the joke finally clicked. laughed at the joke for 4 minutes or so. was later stunned at my stupidity for for 10 minutes.
Papvin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*are
Sligmit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've only seen Holy Grail 20 times in 20 years? Amateur....
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Until you pointed that out, I never noticed that.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or that the insult actually means, "Your mother was a whore, and your father was a drunkard."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least you don't repeatedly tell people that for twenty years you thought "Billy in 4C" was "Billy Enforzee" and try to act like you've discovered some secret joke when you're really just fucking retarded.
Fun fact- English used to be phonetic, so that's how they would have pronounced "knight". It's one of those odd facts I remember from high school when we had to read/listen to The Canterbury Tales.
Kappist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that I know that, it's so much funnier! Hah thank you
They were pronouncing it correctly, from what historians tell me. That's how it used to be said, but because of illiteracy, when someone dropped the k, no one knew how it was spelled and thought that was the right way to say it.
I showed this scene to my 7 year old daughter just yesterday because she was asking me why I always say "kniggits." She thought the whole sequence was the most hilarious thing she's ever seen. I think we have a new Monty Python fan.
Nice! I'm hoping my kids will appreciate the humour. My Mom introduced my brothers and I to Monty Python via this movie when I was a kid and I swear we watched it every day for months. Used to be able to quote nearly the entire damn thing. ~Memoriiiieeeesss~
There seems to be some debate about what they actually said - and by debate, I mean I've seen it quoted a number of different ways various places on the internet. The above is how it is printed on the Knights Who No Longer Say Ni t-shirt from ThinkGeek.com
We are the knights who say .................... NI
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 16:53:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... In castle Aaaarrrrggghhhh.
Castle Arghhhh?
Perhaps he died while carving it?
Well you wouldn't bother to carve "Arrrrgghhh" now would you?
Perhaps he was taking dictation?
Well, they meant that elderberries were used to make alcohol. Implying that his father was a drunk
muriff ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:13:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And hamsters like to fuck
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:34:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hamsters weren't domesticated until the 1930s and were basically unknown in Europe until the 19th century. There's not really a hidden 'medieval' meaning to the insult. It's possible they meant something anachronistic about hamster reproductive habits but I wouldn't bet on it
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:30:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
I fart in your general direction!
Bconz56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
I feel like I'm the only person in the world that dislikes monty python movies (had to google this quote) and finds their work mediocre at best. then again, I'm a 90's baby(1991)... so maybe that's why? I also dislike cheech and chong, but they're really popular... so I dunno
Seriously i shake my head whenever i see someone say Chris Tucker is insufferable. He's paid to act funny and all fierce and he cracks me up every time. And if the movie's bad, hey, there was nothing to be done. Rush Hour 3 was indeed a subpar movie but you can still enjoy Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker.
I used to own a Toy Story PC point-and-click game that took you through the movie. If you clicked on the shark in Andy's room, he did this! Hat and everything.
But, if you clicked on him over and over, he eventually popped out with a space helmet and said, "Look, I'm a space ranger! Greetings greetings greeting."
Little known piece of Toy Story trivia: that line is a reference to a Far Side cartoon.
(Cartoon shows a circle of vultures in a desert. One is wearing a cowboy hat and coat, presumably from the unseen body in the middle of the circle. The vulture in the hat says, "Hey, everybody! Look at me! I'm a cowboy. Howdy, howdy, howdy...")
This reminds me so much of my brother when we were kids. He used to spout this comment all the time after the film came out. Thanks for reminding me of my childhood! :D
zm3124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I quote this all the time and none of my friends remember that part for some reason
Tim Allen, the voice of Buzz, presumably making fun of his years of acting training when he's been relegated to voicing an animated toy in a Disney offshoot company (at the time).
I love it when the movie slides so easily from kid's movie to VERY specific adult dialogue. I was 18 when this movie came out and it still took me years to get this joke.
Now I need to watch it again. I was just going by memory, and I couldn't remember why it was funny/why it mentioned Marie Antoinette. I remembered it was Sid's sister's dolls, but I thought they were undamaged (since I assume she tries to keep her toys from her brother's clutches).
Ermmmm, sing well? But seriously, the best way to get yourself established is A. Get yourself a space on the intertent, Youtube, Twitter, Bandcamp, even your own website and B. Take any opportunity you get.
Fun fact: This quote does not apply to OP's question.
And I'll tell you why. My grandfather is British and my mother said that to him while talking on the phone. He didn't know the reference and got deeply offended by this personal insult. Demanded an apology or else he was finished speaking.
It might be my favorite type of humor, when the writer can cleverly disguise an adult joke that both adults and children can laugh at, but for completely different reasons.
FlavorD ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:33:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The franchises they bought with Lucasfilm and Pixar are never going to die now. George was fairly content with just being a billionaire and letting the franchise sit, but Disney has shareholders who want to wring everything possible out of it, and any successful Pixar movie.
I'm pretty sure that Pixar has said they choose what to make. I think they said that if a movie isn't coming together then they'll move on and come back to it.
The fourth is supposedly going to be a search for Bo Peep. If that's actually the plot I don't think it'll be as bad as people expect it to be.
tahonng ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm ambivalent. I thought they wrapped it up perfectly as well. But I love those characters so much, I would love to see them again. The anxiety comes from the possibility that the next one might not be as good.
If it makes you feel any better, they say that 4 won't be a continuation of the trilogy, but a stand alone movie. (Though I still wish it would just be 3)
I remember trying to imagine what a bad mother fucker's wallet should look like. I mean a really bad ass mofo would carry a serious, no nonsense wallet with real substance, right? (Pulls it out of the bag.) Nope, it's the one that literally says bad mother fucker. Such an intense scene, I was really surprised by the gag.
I had that wallet (got it online) and I lost it in a store at Disney World. I got a call from them a little while later and when I went back to retrieve it they had it all wrapped up so no one could see what it said.
Oh man, Marlin is such a badass. The only guy more badass is the pelican. Remember when he just swooped in and ripped Bruce to shreds? Best. Scene. Ever.
The line is from Pulp Fiction. The director, Quentin Tarantino, stars in the movie in one scene in particular when John Travolta and Samuel L Jackson's characters come to him with a black man that Travolta accidentally shot in the car. Tarantino plays a racist who is irritated by the proposition that he store a "dead nigger."
Someone just made a joke saying it was from Finding Nemo and Reddit took off with it.
EDIT: That is, someone made a joke that the original quote "English motherfucker, do you speak it" is from Finding Nemo. Clearly neither of them are.
I understand. It was explained to me it was a Reddit joke a little while earlier. Thanks for the extra explanation though. It was just one that I hadn't heard before so I wasn't sure what was going on.
"Buuuuut yoooouuuu knoooooow whaaaat's oooon my miiiiiind riiiiight noooooow? It aiiiiiiiin't the cooooffffeeeee in my kiiiiiitchen. Iiiiiiit's the deeaaaaaadd niiiiiiggggggeer in myyyy gaaaaaaaarraaaaaaage."
if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced. All right? No marriage counseling, no trial separation, I'm going to get fucking divorced, okay? And I don't want to get fucking divorced.
bordss ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:34:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like oak myself. That's what I have in my bedroom. How about you, Jimmie? You an oak man?
I get the joke, but you bring up something that I hear a lot when I try to introduce my friends to Tarantino: They all say the films have scatterbrained plots and no real story.
They're not necessarily wrong, from a traditional cinematic point of view, but what I find is that if they listen to the dialogue intently, their views change. Tarantino doesn't write movies; he writes dialogue. The dialogue shapes the story and thus the cinematography, so unless you really pay attention to the dialogue, you will never get Tarantino.
Oh, I love Tarantino, all his movies. Most have actual plots, albeit if they are scrambled across different times. Pulp Fiction though ... eh... Two guys kill another guy then one goes on a date, and they try to dispose the body, then they survive a robbery attempt. It's like an episode of Seinfeld -- colorful characters and good execution, just centered around nothing in particular.
Did you enjoy The Hateful Eight? I tried... I really did.. The begging was just really long and drawn out. The end saved it a bit, but it definitely wasn't one of his bests in my opinion.
BEHodge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I loved it personally, but the loss of his long-time editor was glaringly obvious.
Through this view it dissects the idea of "doing what you have to do" and what it means to make your way in the world.
The movie starts and ends with two sets of criminals discussing their future careers in crime, in the same diner, actually at the same time chronologically. It's kind of hard to miss this theme, he sort of hits you over the head with it.
"So, what then? Day jobs?"
"Not in this lifetime"
EDIT: I crossed out the douchey stuff.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I think it just depends on the viewer. I actually watched it for the first time after seeing it mentioned in this thread, and I thought it was fairly obvious. It's probably just a matter of how analytical a person is.
Yes, but even so, it's got the least substance with the most plot, if that makes any sense. These guys go and kill a guy, then try to dispose of the body. Then the one goes on a date. Meanwhile another guy is trying to get out of town ... Idk maybe I missed something.
You did miss something. That movie is dripping with good dialogue. Not everything has to be a philosophical treatise. It's the characters and the way they interact that is focused on. It shows us that there's more than meets the eye when it comes to writing engaging stories. It didn't click for you, but personally it spoke right at me.
NV_CARL ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 17:28:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ezekiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.ย
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.ย
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.ย
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.ย
I wasn't bringing up a line i wanted someone to know immediately. I brought this phrase up for the purpose of it being more challenging than those two. If you had to Google it then good.
It's Tony Bonetana's catchphrase in the "Big Cock Adventures" series right? It's so iconic that they even made a Hollywood adaptation with that guy who yells a lot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EDIT: Wow, I did not expect such a reaction. Posted this yesterday, today feeling like I woke up famous. My best rated comment so far. Thanks, guys.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:45:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i wouldnt know from this quote. so which movie is it?
JoXand ยท 1445 points ยท Posted at 14:36:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole
goes.
Presumably the hole that kronk and yzma fell down was the same hole which patcha and kuzco fell down previously because the bridge is out.
That hole is the only place we see alligators in the movie... except for the first time yzma falls down the hole... Because kronk pulled the wrong lever...
So there's a good chance that lever dumps you out into that river/lake/lagoon where those alligators were and there is a shortcut into the lab from that river/lake/lagoon.
As such if kronk and yzma fell into that river/lake/lagoon they would be able to use said shortcut to arrive at the lab before patcha and kuzco.
Tl;Dr it does make sense if you are willing to over analyse it.
"I'll turn him into a flea...a harmless little flea. Then, I'll put that flea in a box, then I'll put that box inside another box, then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, ahaha! I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!"
I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea. Then I'll put that flea in a box and put that box inside another box, then mail it to myself and when it arrives....
AHHH HAA HAA
I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
jtl357 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:01:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, you got us. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
jdr393 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:34:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A llama? He's suppose to be DEAD!
I thought I would make it more than 13 movies before I hit the first where I have absolutely no idea where it is from.
mxzf ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:59:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Emperor's New Groove. This should be a link to that spot in the scene.
It's a pretty great movie, well worth watching if you've got some time; I think it's on Netflix.
jdr393 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh definitely an aged based miss for me. This would have come out when I was 17 - so squarely off the cultural radar. Need to go back and check it out.
mxzf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:14:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TBH, it was still a great movie even at any age, it's one of those movies that looks like it was made for kids, but half of the jokes are over the heads of kids and meant for adults watching it. Definitely worth sitting down and watching sometime, so many good lines and jokes in there.
E.N.G. has been my favorite Disney animated feature since seeing it the for the first time.... prior to that was Alice In Wonderland, which is still a close second.
tom641 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After years of hearing this movie quoted I finally went and watched this for the first time.
...it was alright. Basically all of the best moments have been quoted to death other than the diner scene and his revelations that night, but it was pretty good regardless.
I know! Well turn him into a flea... A harmless little flea. And then we'll put that flea into a box, and well put that box into another box, and when it arrives... Hahahahahahaaaaaa! Well smash it with a hammer!
This scrolled past on Netflix one night with the boyfriend was looking for something to watch. I immediately shouted "I know! I'll turn him into a flee. And then I'll put that flee in a box and then I'll put that box in another box and I'll ship that box to myself and when it arrives I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER."
I believe his response was "no. We are not watching that so I can listen to you say every word."
I was le sad.
Gil: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, Coral-chompin' fishas, who'll go to work on little Darla here with a row of shark teeth and a hydrothermal vent. You hear me talkin', yobbo girl? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma go prehistoric on your ass!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I learned that this was a sort of inside joke made by the Filipino people who were working on the set of finding Nemo, its making fun of the Filipino accent when they say fishermen.
Not sure why you're getting downvoted ... a number of these submitted quotes are just wrong.
edit: Okay idiots, for example, it's not the wrong 'day', it's the wrong 'week' to quit the things McCroskey says. Also, the line is "Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?" I'm not dealing with the rest of them. In a thread like this accuracy is an important facet.
spali ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:54:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! I know you you're Kareem Abdul Jabar.
sydbap ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:32:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.
And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs."
"The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!"
Kid stumbles backwards in shock.
b3ar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:27:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Airplane!. My absolute favorite movie, you can take any line from it and it will be a hilarious quote. It's technically a rewrite of zero hour, but it's a parody of disaster movies instead of a straight disaster movie. I would highly recommend you watch it. At the very least you will understand many more jokes than before. There is a joke at least once a minute.
"Listen kid, I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. You tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes."
Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
You are Kareem! I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?
Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone. Let him stay here.
But just remember, my name is... ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.
And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48
AgAero ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:33:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's missing the part just before that where he walks into the diner, spots the getaway car trying to look inconspicuous, and tells the guy to call the police about the robbery in progress.
Oh yeah. I must've seen Dirty Harry a half dozen times. One of the best movie scenes of all time! Although I think the scene in the stadium might be my favorite from the movie.... the pause right before he shoots is just amazing.
paintp_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:12:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:15:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't see super troopers till I was like 17 and it had been out for almost 8 years. That 8 year period every time someone would say that quote, i'd think why the hell are you quoting that random willy wonka line.... It drove my crazy till I finally saw super troopers.
What? Im literally an investor in the movie. I swear.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:49:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah wasn't there like a gofundme or kickstarter for this movie? Technically lots of people are investors. So uhh to be blunt, who are you and whats this clout you're talking about? You just clownin around or what? Why did you feel the need to tell me that?
Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT: mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe...
Random fact, but in the book it was cough drops. One of many things that was much better in the movie than the book (probably because the author was involved and could fix some of the bad lines from the book for the screenplay). I mean, cough drops? Wtf?
snaek ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:13:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reading this makes me think billy ceystal had something to do with it? His delivery at least was perfect.
I wouldn't be surprised as Billy Crystal is a very funny man, but there are a lot of lines that were refined or completely changed for the better in the movie, and it makes me think Goldman wasn't happy with them in the book and took the opportunity to fix them.
But anyway, he didn't say Love, he said "blaaaaavvvveee" which means to bluff.
That means he was gambling and he owed someone money. Check his pockets.
For me, from recollection, it seems to be that the way Andre the Giant delivers the line, it is clear that Fezzik has been pondering this matter and has decided to say something.
Vizzini is a man of rapid patter, self-aggrandizement, and baroque hyperbole, who would never say two words if he could make do with five. The use of the word in exclamation is a product of all these things. Vizzini regards himself as a genius of his age, a vastly sophisticated thinker, capable of amazing deduction through acts of pure reason. When The Man In Black survives a plan that Vizzini was certain would doom him, to Vizzini it is not merely remarkable, or astounding, or even merely impossible; no, it is inconceivable.
Fezzik may be dimly aware of this context, but he knows that he knows what the word means, even though he might never use it. He finds it confusing and slightly distressing that Vizzini keeps misusing it, and is finally sharing this complaint.
It is incidentally one of the most insulting things he could have said to Vizzini.
It's a word that seldom has a place outside of hyperbole. If something is "inconceivable", from a literal perspective this means that it could not have been thought or imagined.
That means that is doubtful that one could properly refer to something as "inconceivable" in an absolute sense, because to refer to it one would need to be able to imagine it. It can be used to describe states of understanding when attached to specific entities, or with reference to the past, but Vizzini's recurring usage finally leads Fezzik to the conclusion that the word does not mean what Vizzini thinks it means.
That makes a little more sense. I remember back in the 70s when Alan Alda had that science show, there was one episode where he interviewed Karl Lashey about false memories. It's amazing how fragile memory can be.
Short answer: He keeps saying things are inconceivable, but obviously they are not inconceivable because they have not only been conceived, but have actually happened.
Aha! But they could have actually happened and yet been inconceivable until the exact moment in which they happened for the very first time and thus through direct experience became conceivable!
The beauty of this scene comes out in the book where you realize that his arms are about to give out and he is about to fall to his death and he is bluffing on an epic level.
I grew up with this movie, and never realized it was a book. Un til I joined the Army, and got sent to Afghanistan. There, in the middle of nowhere, in our tiny little shoppette, I found this book. I bought it immediately and read it cover to cover in one sitting.
Ace1999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Man in Black is chasing after 3 men who have kidnapped the Princess Buttercup. The people he is chasing have a giant (Andre the Giant), who uses a rope to climb up a sheer cliff face. The Man in Black is close behind them on the rope when they reach the top, and they cut the rope that he is still climbing up. He manages to latch onto the cliff to avoid death, and two of the captors continue on with Buttercup, leaving Inigo, a swordmaster of no little skill, to kill the Man in Black. The Man in Black leads Inigo to believe he will eventually reach the top on his own power, but in fact he is quickly weakening, and will soon fall to his death. He says there is no way he would trust any aid from a man waiting to kill him. Inigo is impatient to continue, and swears on the soul of his murdered father, who he has sought vengeance for his entire life, that if he lowers some more of the rope to him, the Man in Black will reach the top alive. Then, when he reaches the top, Inigo, being a man of honor, allows the Man in Black to rest, instead of beginning the duel which he would easily win against the exhausted climber.
Seriously, this movie, the Princess Bride, is one of my favorites. It has humor, action, intrigue, and some really damn good acting. If you haven't seen it, pick it up. It's well worth your time.
The whole back story to Inigo gives the line so much more meaning too... sends chills down my spine. Tanks for the memory, my kids are too little, but I can't wait to read it to them in a few years :)
The man in black. He is acting as though he'll get to the top when he gets there, but in reality, his arms are about to give out and he's about to fall. Truly, he should take the help from Inigo regardless.
Is the book like the movie, a story within a story? Or is the book the story that the story within the movie is based on? I don't even know if that even makes sense.
Most definitely a story within a story, although it isn't exactly the same story within a story. The book story is very meta and very funny (if you like that kind of thing).
The book says its a re-write of an older story, shortened by the author's father so the author as a child wouldn't lose interest. The older story doesn't exist, though the author often references long passages he says he later found that were too boring and part of some great political allegory and were cut. It also includes passages describing his father reading the story to the author as a boy... So yes, even more so.
The whole thing was written and directed as if for the stage though, which kind of demands that you be as over-the-top and melodramatic as possible, because the expectation is that smaller movements and such might be lost on those in the audience who are too far away to clearly see something so relatively subtle.
rotll ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:19:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I officiated a wedding recently for a gay couple, friends of ours. They INSISTED that I work this quote into it. The smiles on their faces when I actually said it, and the chuckle from the audience was great!
Oh man. I was catering this wedding once and the best man starts his speech with that line and in that voice and it goes on and on. The cringe factor was off the charts and the bride looked like she wanted to hide under the table. The reception just goes down from there. The mother of the bride insisted that the chicken dance NOT BE PLAYED well the groomsmen thought it would be funny to get the DJ to play it anyway. Mother loses her shit!! It became an altercation. This was at an officers club and the father was some full bird colonel. Worst reception ever.
I watched this for the first time a couple of weeks ago, and I was shocked that that's where it came from. My whole life I thought that was a line from The Godfather...
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
I have a confession to make, I've never watched the princess bride. Is it actually any good, it's one of those I've always heard good things about just never got around to it.
Just here to let you know I am laughing at you, extremely hard. You made your point. Got corrected, apologized without realizing the actual screw up, got told exacrly what the proper line is, and then doubled down on your mistake. Fabulous, absolutely fabulous.
Tripling down on the mistake I see. Nice. Again it is "No. I am your father." Darth Vader does not say Luke anywhere in that sentence. Furthermore it is accepted that no in itself is a sentence. Then he says I am your father. The line is not Luke, I am your father. The line is not No, Luke I am your father. You tried fixing it and you were still wrong. Someone even posted a video with the proper line. Watch it, learn from your mistake.
No. See how that works a simple one worder statement can be a sentence. Get it! No? Exactly! Exclamations can also be a sentence. This is some simple English mate. The point is you keep getting the line wrong time and time again. Just stop.
Yes but that was not an exclamation, it was a one word statement. By the way im noticing youre no longer replying to the topic of the Darth Vader quote. Such a nice way to deviate an argument, good on ya mate. Still does not change the fact that you were pretty wrong. Cheers.
Jesus Christ man. It's not about the comma it is the inclusion of Luke Skywalker's name. Remove Luke, keep the no, keep the comma and you'll get it right.
I said this to an ex once. She had neither seen the movie nor was familiar with the reference. I explained to her that it was from a movie about a sheep herding pig who could talk to other animals, and that the sequel was directed by the guy who made Mad Max.
I don't think she believed me.
hextree ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:50:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:47:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well... Thank you for that, now if you don't mind me asking who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course!
Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified, in this case, by a horrible cunt...ME!
franzee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:12:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine youโre a deer. Youโre prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. BAM! A fโinโ bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask you: Would you give a fโ what kind of pants the son of a bโ- who shot you was wearing?!
Edit: Here's a YouTube link to this scene, for those who're interested.
"It's a bullshit question, it's impossible to answer."
"Impossible because you don't know the answer!"
"Nobody could answer that question!"
"Your Honor, I move to disqualify Ms. Vito as a "expert witness"!"
"Can you answer the question?"
"No, it is a trick question!"
"Why is it a trick question?"
"Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center."
Not sure if you're just stating fact or if you're insinuating that she shouldn't have won that Oscar. I think this was a weird movie for that Oscar to come out of but her acting in it was absolutely worthy of the Oscar. I believed her character so much more than I have believed characters in much more "dramatic" movies. There's a scene where she's talking to Vinny about their problems that is extremely real.
Haha, I considered including that, but I felt the scene transferred to text best without it :)
kaett ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:25:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i've always considered it a pretty key quip in the whole thing... it's also the same kind of thing my husband would say if i was about to go off on someone who was trying to mess with me like that.
I'm an automotive tech and I know a metric fuck ton about cars but, other than a few specific makes, I don't think I could retain the timing position on a decades old car.
Although, I suspect that I work on a greater breadth of cars than she did.
Gark32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:43:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when you spend that much time working on a specific subset of engines, like smallblock chevys, you remember the weirdest things.
Yeah, I worked at a Toyota dealership for a while (and that's technically what I went to school for) so I guess that's what I'm most familiar with but I've worked at aftermarket shops mostly, so it's anything and everything. AllData is your friend.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but when was the last time you even used a timing light, I'm a classic car tech and it's hard to find a decent one because there's no demand for them anymore. We just end up buying a new one every couple years.
Aww, but thats the shitty refresh. If only we could have the original back in its former glory.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's so weird seeing people get excited about shows they saw as kids when I was too old to be its target demographic.
I mean, I still love old Spiderman but goddammit I don't understand how you can like your crap. It's almost painful cognitive dissonance. Does this mean OG Spidey is ALSO crap?
Yes she did! She found out she was nominated while sleeping on a pregnant friend's couch. Her friend started yelling because it came on the TV and she woke up thinking her friend was in labor!
โImagine youโre a deer. Youโre prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. BAM! A fโinโ bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask you: Would you give a fโ what kind of pants the son of a bโ- who shot you was wearing?!โ
Funny story. My brother and I saw My Cousin Vinnie on the airplane heading home from visiting my grandparents. We landed and told my parents all about this hilarious movie we'd seen and we had to rent it that weekend. I think we were 11 and 9 at the time. So, we rent it and it's suddenly full of profanity! We were so embarrassed. My parents were cool about it and we still finished the movie and then talked about the appropriate usage of those words. My dad and I still quote it at each other.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:16:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-Yesterday, you told me that train hardly ever comes in at 5 in the morning!
OK, first off: a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
Quajek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
V: Mr. Tipton, when you viewed the defendants waIkin' from their car into the Sac-o-Suds, what angIe was your point of view?
T: They was kind of waIking toward me when they entered the store.
V: And when they Ieft, what angIe was your point of view?
T: They was kind of waIkin' away from me.
V: So wouId you say you got a better shot of them goin' in, and not so much comin' out?
T: You couId say that.
V: I did say that. WouId you say that?
T: Yeah.
V: Is it possibIe the two youtes...
Judge: Two what? What was that word?
V: What word?
Judge: Two what?
V: What?
Judge: Did you say ''yoots''?
V: Yeah. ''Two youtes.''
Judge: What is a yoot?
V: Oh. Excuse me, Your Honour. Two youths. Is it possibIe the two defendants entered the store, picked 22 specific items off of the sheIves, had the cIerk take money, make change, then Ieave. Then, two different men [Tipton begins shaking his head] drive up in a simiIar-- Don't shake your head. Wait tiII you hear the whoIe thing so you can understand. Two different men drive up in a simiIar-Iooking car, go in, shoot the cIerk, rob him and then Ieave?
T: No. They didn't have enough time.
V: How much time was they in the store?
T: Five minutes.
V: Five minutes? Did you Iook at your watch?
T: No.
V: Oh, I'm sorry. You testified earIier that the boys went into the store and you had just begun to make breakfast. You were just ready to eat and you heard a gunshot. So obviousIy it takes you five minutes to make breakfast, so you knew that... Do you remember what you had?
T: Eggs and grits.
V: Eggs and grits. I Iike grits, too. How do you cook your grits? You Iike 'em reguIar, creamy or aI dente?
T: Just reguIar, I guess.
V: ReguIar. Instant grits?
T: [scoffs] No seIf-respectin' Southerner uses instant grits. I take pride in my grits.
V: So, Mr Tipton, how couId it take you five minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating worId twenty minutes?
T: I dunno. I'm a fast cook, I guess.
V: I'm sorry, I was over here. I couIdn't hear. Did you say you're a fast cook? That's it?! ...Are we to beIieve that boiIing water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any pIace on the face of the earth?
T: I don't know.
V: Perhaps the Iaws of physics cease to exist on your stove! ...Were these magic grits?! Did you buy them from the same guy who soId Jack his beanstaIk beans?!
Why do you take the time to point it out instead of just accepting that it was u/mulberry0490 choice?
Just because it's the internet doesn't mean you can swear and insult as much as you want. Anonymity shouldn't turn you into into a monster.
Sadly... Never actually appears in the movie... It gets close. "Play it Sam. Play... As Time Goes By" from Ilse. And "You played it for her, you can play it for me! play It!" From Rick.
I'm not sure, it's originally casablanca and was totally unscripted. It has since been used in numerous movies though so could very well be in Indiana Jones too.
ruin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lolita?
Eleyson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Casablanca
ruin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:30:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only one who thinks that Michael Cera was a bad choice for the role of Scott? He just played 'his' character, which doesn't fit the naive cocky Scott the book shows.
Edit: I'm not sure why this was deserving of downvotes... I loved the movie still! I just would have preferred something more like the book.
The movie was my introduction to Scott Pilgrim, and I'm kind of glad I did it in that order. If I had read the graphic novels first and then seen the movie, I probably wouldn't have liked it as much. I'd have been really annoyed with how they did the twins, even if that was one of the coolest fight scenes in the movie.
[deleted] ยท 855 points ยท Posted at 13:30:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure talking about sparta kicking fat lesbians in real life is not going to be taken nearly as well unless you're just talking to 4channers offline.
In the original media, there was no particular emphasis on the line. I THINK it might have been bolded, but definitely not capitalised like we all know from the meme.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It took me until last year to realize he meant to never let go of the promise she made to live a full life and not go back to her suffocating mother. All this time I was like, "you just made the promise five minutes ago and you broke it already!"
Really? I always knew they meant the promise, I thought that's why it shows all of her photos of her doing all of the things they talked about doing together at the end.
[deleted] ยท 248 points ยท Posted at 14:00:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Titanic," aka "There was plenty of fucking room, selfish bitch."
[deleted] ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 17:19:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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gullale ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:18:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, they could have at least tested it, since, you know, his life depended on it.
which is like the first thing they do. They try to get both on it, it doesn't work so Jack does the gallant thing and lets her on it. Did you even see the movie? ;)
gullale ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So there was technically a way for them to do it, but it would have involved two exhausted people (a) figuring this out (b) having one of them swim underwater to execute this which would have (c) drenched that person in freezing water, and they would have died anyway.
Actually, they both do try to get on the door in the movie. The thing immediately starts to sink. They both cannot fit onto the door and float. Mythbusters even tested this because it was one of their most-requested myths even though it was addressed and busted in the damn movie.
(Edited for clarification - both obviously could fit on the door, it just would have sunk.)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I mean, she did have Bill Paxton take her all the way out to the Titanic's resting place, then threw the item he was looking for into the goddamn ocean. Heartless bitch!
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He may have said that, but I'm sure he was just joking so as not to spoil the actual busting of the myth. They spoke to him before they attempted it, you know.
And no, the Mythbusters proved that they both could not fit and still stay afloat. They tried it with Adam and Jaime and then with two people roughly the same size/weight as Leo and Kate. It didn't work either way.
Apparently only if they'd tied Rose's life jacket to the underside of the door. They'd both just been through an incredibly stressful event, I doubt they would have thought of that. Hell, I probably wouldn't have thought of that, I think the only reason the Mythbusters did is because they know some shit about science.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hell, I probably wouldn't have thought of that, I think the only reason the Mythbusters did is because they know some shit about sciencethe most basic thing there is to know about the purpose of life jackets.
Bruh, no one would think to take their life jacket off and tie it to the underside of the piece of fucking wood they're floating on. You're taught your whole life that life jackets go on your body. Not to mention they likely weren't thinking clearly anyway, even if they had been taught this.
Not only does she let go, she PRIES HIS COLD FROZEN HANDS OFF HERS and drops him into the inky depths of the north Atlantic where he will never even have the dignity of a burial
The story of a young aristocrat who vampirically feeds off the happiness and vigour of a working class man in order to rebuild her shattered ego, then discards him when he no longer has a purpose.
"Kay, but last time I didn't receive a piece I was told..."
"Just Pass"
"There's... But... If... There's lots of cake but too many people... The ratio of the people to the cake... Is... Too many people..."
I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.
Life is Beautiful. It is a lot darker than it sounds. I haven't actually seen it yet, but the plot summary is enough to just ruin your day. I assume it's an amazing film.
Don't watch the dubbed version, either watch it with subtitles or learn Italian. One of the greatest movies ever made. Don't do any research, don't watch the preview, just watch the fucking movie. Seriously.
There they play a "Game" of Hiding from the Nazi Solidiers. The Father promises the Boy a big Tank if he wins. At the end the Entente frees the Camp and the Boy runs out and sees a Tank, "his" Tank
You can lose all your points for any one of three things. One: If you cry. Two: If you ask to see your mother. Three: If you're hungry and ask for a snack! Forget it!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:31:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judge Dredd. Stallone's best role.
gullale ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:21:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perfected by the brilliance of Rob Schneider.
OrphBee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damnit. Not cool, man.
drac07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cclan2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ROCK
okuma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do not know this one...wow.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never seen The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie?
okuma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well sir, go watch that and the sequel Sponge Out Of Water. It'll be a fun afternoon for you.
okuma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:08 on June 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never really cared for Spongebob. Watched a few episodes of the cartoon, and while I didn't hate it (like I do most of the new shit on Cartoon Network), I didn't really care about watching any more.
Pizaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ROCK!!!!!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:51:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I actually watched the movie the nilbog line was the most enjoyable, maybe because I didn't know about it before AND many other reasons. Like I guess llort (troll backwards) isn't as catchy but IT FUCKING TOTALLY SUBVERTS THE MOVIE TITLE AND IT'S SO TELEGRAPHED AND THE DELIVERY IS JUST AS BAD. I think one is better in context the other out of context.
I thought this or "Run Forrest, run!" would be really high up. TIL I really haven't seen that many movies.
HemaL2 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:22:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life's like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people.
fupos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except.. the pattern on the top of each chocolate is specific to the type and manufacturer. This can be learned through experience or more often than not, if you look on the back of the box or under the lid.. it shows you what each is.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:03:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good evening, Sheriff. Sorry about the "Up yours, n*****". I hope this apple pie will in some small way say thank you for your ingenuity and courage in defeating that horrible Mongo.
Well, uh... thank you, much obliged. Good night
Of course, you'll have the good taste not to mention that I spoke to you.
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:22:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How 'bout some more beans mr. Taggert?
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:35:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd say you've had enough!
mfrato ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:16:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone's gotta go back and get a shit-load o' dimes!
Antag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:51:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is my all-time favorite quote from that movie. Something about the whole lot of them riding up in this vast open prarie and coming across a single toll lane was fantastic. Now I have to go watch it again.
Funny you should put Buttons and Mindy so low, your first two choices and then Buttons are the three I genuinely enjoy. I totally forgot about Rita and Runt, that actually may take the cake for absolute pits.
Edit: if it weren't for Goodfeathers, Slappy, and Rita & Runt, I feel it could be a great binge watching show.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:29:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They were somebodies in a neighbourhood full of nobodies... They'd double park in front of fire-hydrants and no one ever called the cops... One day, a couple of kids from my neighbourhood, brought home my mums groceries... You know why?... It was out of respect.
spexed ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:35:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bunch'a savages in this town
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:35:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Fuck Reddit's administration and the people who continue to profit from the user-base's hatred and fascism. Trans women are women, Nazis deserve to be punched, and this site should be burned down.
Dalisca ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:51:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You've gotta ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man, you didn't do the best part!
"Now, I know what you're wondering. You're wondering if I fired five shots, or six. Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. So there's just one question you gotta ask yourself. 'Do I feel lucky?' Well? Do ya, punk?"
Dirty Harry is badass.
Szabeq ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:30:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You totally messed that quote up, man :D
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
Thunderdome is the third movie, Max goes to Bartertown, which is run by Tina Turner who makes a deal with him to take out the giant Blaster, body guard of Master, and it must be done legitimately, in Thunderdome, which is their kinda of grievance center to keep fighting to a minimum, the only rule of which is "Two men enter, One man leaves"
Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.
I absolutely love this scene especially when you realize that he spins his pistols simultaneously in two different directions while shitfaced and staring down a foot long bowie knife.
So many brilliant lines in that movie, and not all of them are even Doc Holliday's. Of course everything Kilmer delivers absolutely kills, but I'm also a big fan of Russell's lines like
"Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe"
Help me baby Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Tom Cruise, put the fire out with your witchcraft!
mirshe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:19:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Not so fun fact: that scene was a riff on an actual Indy Car accident. IIRC, in the 70s, the Indy Car circuit was using methanol fuel, which does not produce a colored flame.
During a wreck, a driver caught on fire, but neither the pit crew nor the safety crew realized that methanol burns invisibly. It took them several minutes to realize he wasn't panicking from the crash, he was actually on fire.
That woman deserves to get her revenge. And we deserve to die.
2XTAM ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:04:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wax on, wax off"
[deleted] ยท 170 points ยท Posted at 13:59:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โChoose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?โ
After watching this movie many times and reading the book, the entire message of Trainspotting can be analyzed in this opening line. Pretty much what I got out of it was that you can have the boring, normal family life, which wouldn't be bad because you're not on heroin.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:20:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:34:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Nah I like them, just forgot bout that song. I think it's fucking awesome that the first 30 seconds are a straight cut out of the end of one of my favorite movies too. I thought they were gonna sing it or some shit, much better this way.
You see these aliens come from outer space and they wanna make us slaves for their theme park. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game! But then they show up and they ain't so little
I know that's from The Sandlot, but for the longest time I thought it was a Coach McGurk line from Home Movies. I still can't say/read the line without hearing Jon F. Benjamin saying it.
Which leads me to this, which you'll only get if you know what role that the same guy voiced in a franchise that is one week -to the day - away from its 25th anniversary....
"I'm here to kick ass and find Froggy, and I'm all out of Froggy."
zhico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look up "They Live"
xQx1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, someone had already attributed the quote to the film - I've seen it - it's a strange but good film. I'm assuming that's where ID Software ripped it from, but I expect most reddit subscribers who've heard the quote heard it from Duke Nukem, rather than from Roddy Piper.
xQx1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:46:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, you are correct - the Duke Nukem line is "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum."
"I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam."
"I am a Catholic Whore, currently enjoying Congress out of Wedlock, with my Black, Jewish Boyfriend, who works at a Military Abortion Clinic. So Hail Satan; and have a Lovely Afternoon, Madam."
It's the pauses,emphasizes and the British (posh?) way he says it that really makes it sing! ;)
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:19:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs."
"Dinosaurs Eat man... Woman inherits the earth."
"I WILL FUCK YOU LIKE A PIG" I still think the line was written "I will fucking gut you like a pig" but the director was kind of scared to ask for another take lol
siguy11 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:23:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some men, you just can't reach. Then you get what we had here last week. Which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men do.
inbflat ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:32:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
inbflat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:06:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is convincing the world he doesn't exist"
icyboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you ... miss?"
barto5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Devil Wears Prada?
icyboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a good movie, but not the one we're referencing.
barto5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Devil's Advocate?
icyboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like your persistence. Here's another quote:
"That guy is tense. Tension is a killer. I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat. He was so stressed in the morning... "
barto5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:54 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Casablanca?
I know there's a line in that movie about rounding up the usual suspects.
lol I never watched the movie, but somehow, halfway through the quote, my inner monologue changed into Bruce Campbells voice in my head. So even before I got to the last word I knew the source.
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 14:03:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."
An Uzi!? I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a fucking drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.
rowinit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:19:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How's a fairytale town not somebody's fucking thing?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:58:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact - there was actually a system with a 3D file system that did indeed run on a UNIX like system, which was used in the film. It wasn't some made up program to look like hacking to the audience, although it may have been chosen for its visual style.
It's not too far fetched that she would recognise the UNIX directory structure and be able to start some things on that system.
However unless the park had fantastic documentation, no-one would be able to get what they want done under the pressure of being attacked by raptors.
Maybe less well known but my favorite from the movie.
"I'm the dude, that's what you call me, ya know. That or um, His Dudeness, or umm. Duder, or umm, ya know, El Duderino if your not into the whole brevity thing."
Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:50:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
....Moulin Rouge?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mine's still too hot, I didn't put in any cold milk. I can still see her red nails holding up that cup. After a few sips she said that the tea tasted of almonds. It's the almond cookies, I told her."
On a sadder note, Pizza the Hutt was found dead earlier today in the back seat of his stretched limo. Evidently, the notorious gangster became locked in his car and ate himself to death.
Yes, this has got to be one of the shortest movie quotes you can say and yet most people will know the film. Especially with the now Hound's popularity. Good one!
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls."
ate at a Waffle House next to a hooka and coffee joint on the way home from a concert last night, buddy and I kept making this reference. Good times man, good times.
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die."
In my mind matched only by Avatar for engulfing the watcher in atmosphere. One of the best science fiction film ever made, and the last major special effects film released with no CGI whatsoever. Looks better for it too.
He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
shinnyg ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:46:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He touched the butt"
Desirai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love this movie
shinnyg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a single person who doesn't? My 94 year old grandma, my 70 year old mom and dad, my 30 year old brother, my 20 year old self, my Neices and nephews 5-12 ALL love it haha.
Excuse ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:42:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a long quote but;
Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course... it probably isn't. The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back. That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige"."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could have just gone with: "Are you watching closely?"
Excuse ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:40:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or which knot did you tie
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh.
"I'm hiring a comedian. You know I hate comedians!"
mafroew ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:01:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany
Lord Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does THIS happen in the move?
Col. Sandurz: NOW. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
LDH: What happened to then?
CS: We passed it.
LDH:When?
CS: Just now. We're in now now.
LDH: Go back to then.
CS: When?
LDH: Now.
CS: Now?
LDH: Now.
CS: I can't.
LDH: Why?
CS: We missed it.
LDH: When?
CS: Just now.
LDH: When will then be now?
CS: Soon.
<all duck, LONESTAR runs back, as he walks by,
LONESTAR hands VESPA his rifle>
"Here, hold 'em off, I'll get the door..."
<VESPA holds gun with two fingers>
VESPA: "I'm ain't shooting this thing, I hate guns!"
<ZAP! stray lazer bolt wings her hair>
VESPA: "My hair! He shot my hair!"
<beat>
VESPA: <voice lower, angry> "Son of abitch"
<PRINCESS VESPA's entire demeanor changes, expression goes hard, grips rifle in perfect combat stance, cocks it and strides forward fearlessly into oncoming fire. Without blinking or missing a shot, mows down every spaceball bam-bam-bam in a left to right machinegun style sweep.>
<cut to BARF and LONESTAR watching in wide-eyed disbelief, BARF's ears extend straight up, in disbelieving shock.>
BARF: "HOLYSHIT"
<flash to scene of spaceballs laid out dead in front of door>
<cut to shot of VESPA, with LONESTAR, DOT MATRIX, and BARF walking up behind her. VESPA tips rifle up and blows on end of barrel as they approach.>
VESPA: "How was that?"
LONESTAR: "Eh, not bad..."
BARF: "Not bad, for a girl..."
DOT MATRIX: "Hey, that was pretty good for Rambo!"
VESPA: "Let's blow this joint."
<all EXIT, LEFT>
Even better, watched. I loves me some tough-under-it-all gals. ;)
Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
"I just got a shipment of the dopest dope I've ever smoked. Hands down the dopest dope I've ever smoked."
This one works as well
"Ok, call this Mocha Milkshake and this one English Breeze. Charge $40 for these. Uhh.. this one.. DaVinci's Brush. Oh this one's bubble bush and...... this here is Spanish Trampoline."
"A hooker? Alright, you killed a hooker. Calm down. Here's what your going to do. Get your hands on some bleach, hydrogen peroxide and a shit ton of lime."
"No, a panda. I killed a panda."
"Amanda? Come one dude that's probably not even her real name."
"Next German you see with a weapon you rake the dog shit outta him, I don't care if it's a baby with a butter knife in one hand and momma's left titty in the other."
gooth2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:12:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can tell you i dont have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over on a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
nyonix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:26:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talking to me?
hoolegr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:28:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let me explain something to you. I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm The Dude, man, so that's what you call me. Y'know, that, or Duder, His Dudeness, El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:17 on June 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This needs, like, more up votes, man.
Sannann ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:49:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tetrach ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's high noon."
JNC96 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A turkey, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this...ย A six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here, or here...ย Or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know, try to show a little respect."
Alternatively, "Clever girl."
culb77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."
"A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave. "
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhรคuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.
jmet03 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This stuffโ? Oh, ok. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I donโt know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because youโre trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you donโt know is that that sweater is not just blue, itโs not turquoise, itโs not lapis, itโs actually cerulean. Youโre also blindly unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves St Laurent, wasnโt it, who showed cerulean military jackets? And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers. Then it filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic โcasual cornerโ where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and so itโs sort of comical how you think that youโve made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, youโre wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of โstuff.โ
You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. - best film ever!
"There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every 12 people on the planet. The only question is....how do we arm the other 11?"
Crayakk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is only one thing worse than dragons; Americans.
Tap it in, just taaaaap it in. Just give it a little tap tap taperoo. Kiss my white ass ball!!
ck35 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(Danger: not from a movie, but this still gives what it's from away)
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, YOU MUST FIGHT! Sun tzu said that, and I think he knows a little more about it than you do pal, because HE INVENTED IT! ..."
Kapejek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honour."
ck35 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth..."
"You mean, let me understand this โฆ cuz I โฆ maybe its me, maybe Iโm a little fucked up maybe. Iโm funny how? I mean funny, like Iโm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? Iโm here to fuckinโ amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?"
P.S. I haven't seen the movie from start to end. I only have seen it in the middle, or had to leave after starting it.
"Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden."
"Tyler was a night person. While the rest of us were sleeping, he worked. He had one part-time job as a projectionist. Ssee, a movie doesn't come all on one big reel, it comes on a few. So someone has to be there to switch the projectors at the exact moment that one reel ends and the next one begins. You look for it, you can see these little dots come in the upper right hand corner of the screen."
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck,
Mother Mother Fuck,
Mother Mother Fuck Fuck,
Mother Fuck, Mother Fuck. Noische, Noische, Noische,
1, 2,
1, 2, 3, 4,
Noische, Noische, Noische,
Smoking weed, Smoking whizz,
Doing coke, Drinking beers,
Drinking beers, beers, beers,
Rolling fatties, Smoking blunts,
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rolling blunts and smoking em'...
15 Bucks, Little man,
Put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show,
Than you owe me owe me owe.
My Jungle Love,
Yeah,
Owee owee owee o.
I think I wanna know ya, know ya,
Yeah what?
shlitz4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love- Jay and Silent Bob.
I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, I'll fuck this bitch, I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
The way your dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. Heโd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boyโs birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
Diknak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. BAM! A fuckinโ bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask you: Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearin?"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner
654456 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Eressen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the force Luke!!!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We have so much room for activities"
jumoch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RonR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bryan: I don't know who you are. ... But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
"I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fn' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fn' head open again. 'Cause I'm fn' stupid. I don't give a f about jail. That's my business. That's what I do."ย
We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
I feel pretty, oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and GAAAAAAY
Cakapoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
Well, you see, I didn't know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn't know.
So I asked the fireman, the green grocerer, the butcher, the baker, they didn't know!
But the liquor store guy... he knew.
The question is, "Do I have a God complex?" Which makes me wonder if this...lawyer, has any idea as to the kind of grades one must receive in college, to be accepted to a top medical school? Or if you have the vaguest clue about how talented someone must be to lead a surgical team? I have an M.D. from Harvard. I am board certified in cardiothorasic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trauma from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now you go ahead and read your bible-Dennis --and you go to your church and with any luck you might even win the annual raffle. But if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two, on November 17, and he doesn't like being second guessed. You want to know if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something--I AM GOD, and this side show is over.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
jkazyon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.(shoots)ย And a Happy New Year.
"That look was so gay. I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now that would have been an Academy Award worthy ending."
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
Muhler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(Sorry to double post but)
"Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie... pastels?"
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."ย
mave007 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, my name is Iรฑigo Montoya. You killed my father... prepare to die.
My favorite line is from a classic Adam Sandler movie where he plays an angry 20-30 something. I won't say the name of the movie but I'm sure you will be able to guess.
Adam Sandler: *makes funny noises and speaks in silky voices while yelling*
"Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's one louder."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
"The pain, so unexpected and undeserved had for some reason cleared away the cobwebs. I realized I didn't hate the cabinet door, I hated my life... My house, my family, my backyard, my power mower. Nothing would ever change; nothing new could ever be expected. It had to end, and it did. Now in the dark world where I dwell, ugly things, and surprising things, and sometimes little wondrous things, spill out in me constantly, and I can count on nothing."
"Euphoria, shut the fuck up! I know that was you, I ain't even gotta look! I should send your ass back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers, bitch! Would you like that?!"
"You think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:29:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Caremid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:35:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. I gotta tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes. Taking all the fun... outta the job.
gyuude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:43:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhรคuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.
Who? Who? Who do you mean, who? How could somebody MISFILE something? What could be easier? It's all alphabetical. You just PUT it IN the right file! According to ALPHABETICAL ORDER! You know - A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z! That's ALL you have to DO! I never misfiled ANYTHING! Not ONCE, not ONE TIME! I wanna know WHO DID!
Myzyri ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:55:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!
ZKMetz1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:56:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AK362 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausages? Daddy, would you like some sausage? Sausages? Sausages?
witeowl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โI yearn for the darkness. I pray for death. Real death. If I thought that in death I would meet the people I've known in life I don't know what I'd do. That would be the ultimate horror. The ultimate despair. If I had to meet my mother again and start all of that all over, only this time without the prospect of death to look forward to? Well. That would be the final nightmare. Kafka on wheels.โ
The whole movie is full of quotes that make it instantly recognizeable. Really just pick anything in the movie and people that know it will know what it's from.
I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
chubbsw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:09:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti.
โYou are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.โ
"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much... it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathi- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...
I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
"Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
POTA.
Alfimie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? An idea. Resilient... highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain it's almost impossible to eradicate. An idea that is fully formed - fully understood - that sticks; right in there somewhere
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gentlemen, please! You can't fight in here, this is the war room!
Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brain.
A boys best friend is his mother.
I say to myself, "Bob, you're going down the tunnel of death." Then I say to myself, "I am not Bob." Then I said, "It's not my car." And this is not my tunnel.
Falkerz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:10:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You take the blue pill, you wake up in your bed and believe, whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you just how deep, the rabbit hole goes."
"Tulta!"
"I never realised any of the candidates were so, extensively repaired."
I'm trying to think of some more, but can't think of my list of movies in my current environment.
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. "
Zubi_Q ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goodbye mama, now you can have ice cream in heavan! I'll see you again tonight when I go to bed in my head movies.. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!
"Oh, I get, and I am offended. Not because I've got a problem with bitter, predictable, whiny, millionaire disk jockeys complaining about celebrities or how tough their life is, while I live in an apartment with paper-thin walls next to a couple of Neanderthals who, instead of a baby, decided to give birth to some kind of nocturnal civil defense air-raid siren that goes off every fuckin' night like it's Pearl Harbor. I'm not offended that they act like it's my responsibility to protect their rights to pick on the weak like pack animals, or that we're supposed to support their freedom of speech when they don't give a fuck about yours or mine."
"People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back. So you can either hand over your son or you can die screaming alongside him!"
"You're the one Neo."
"One ring to rule them all, and together bind them into darkness"
"It's Friday, Craig!"
"Do you feel lucky, well do ya punk?"
"Simba, you deliberately disobeyed me!"
"I hate sand. Its dry and course, and it gets everwhere."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... Something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil. With a fuckin'... pencil. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid a foundation of what we are now. And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his fuckin' dog."
Besides, even if you didn't do it, I'm going to punish you, because I'm big and you're small, I'm right and you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it!
So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?
No.
Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flapper
No, I don't.
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"
"So, when things in your life become stagnant - you know, you're no longer happy with what you're doing - then you figure out what's important to you. Then create your own penis-showing game."
You talkin' to me? There ain't nobody else here....you must be talkin' to me!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You shall not pass"
642283 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat''
111uhh1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm directly below.. the enemy's scrotum.."
blpoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"
642283 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That- that's about it"
Seems like people think that because they know a movie EVERYONE knows a movie. Some of these are so off the wall that probably only the people that commented are the only ones that saw them.
Maybe you should broaden your movie selection home skillet. If you don't recognize most of these quotes, you should look them up and watch them all. It'll open up "A whole new woooooooorrrrlllllddddd."
A couple quotes I didn't know didn't even show up as movie quote until the 4-5 search return. If Google doesn't know it as a movie quote first I'm not sure how many people actually would know it as a movie quote themselves.
I'll admit, some of the quotes are obscure but that does add to the coolness of them I think. Everyone knows the big quotes from big movies but only us cool kids know the obscure ones from big or obscure movies. And I've said "obscure" three times. What a douche.
I don't disagree. I guess moreso my question was what was the intent of the question? Is it A quote that would make you know the movie or make most people know the movie?
Well, I guess it would be a quote most people that heard it knew what movie it came from. I also guess that's why I like all the quotes people are putting that most others aren't getting. It's like an inside joke.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.
I mean, am I crazy? Huh? I mean, this is all I am trying to say here. Okay. If you put me in the game, Brad Bramish, is going to do what needs to be done! Okay? But they don't put me in, what needs doin' ain't gonna get done! Huh? And then, don't come crying to me! "Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" If you don't let me play!
keitos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twauk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wise men say: Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza!"
I've been bringing this movie up for the past 2 days to everyone I know, to see the look crawl over someones face when they realize the movie is great!
"Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the south call you, Jesรบs, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominoโs, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell."
Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to being a hostess, it's part of my husband's work. And it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time, to get acquainted. So I'm perfectly prepared to start the ball rolling. I mean, I-I have absolutely no idea what we're doing here. Or what I'm doing here, or what this place is about, but I am determined to enjoy myself. And I'm very intrigued, and, oh my, this soup's delicious, isn't it?
If I were any kind of a writer I'd send it in to the reader's digest for one of those most unforgettable c-characters you've ever met. He was a big time operator; always hustling, always scrounging.
notnhoj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Admittedly, I had to look it up because of the length, but it doesn't have to be exact for everyone to get it.
"You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it's crawling towards you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help.
Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right.
But WHAT? My children are in need of medical assistance! And you can sit here and smugly lecture me on the importance of tests? Tests which exist to pigeonhole childrens potential, a thing which cannot possibly be measured, least of all by anal compulsive HUNS! And my husband may be a "large child," but that's none of your business! And my children may be rotten, but they're MINE. And I think that they're bright, and sensitive, so I have no doubts whatsoever about their intelligence. I do however have serious doubts about YOURS.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Spaceballs the t-shirt. Spaceballs the coloring book. Spaceballs the lunchbox. Spaceballs the breakfast cereal. Spaceballs the flamethrower. The kids love this one."
derek_j ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life
rosuko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
phone home
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Listen, there's something you should know about me... about inception. An idea is like a virus, resilient, highly contagious. The smallest seed of an idea can grow. It can grow to define or destroy you."
frqnkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire, off the Shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark, near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time.. to die...
A few favorites from different films, let's see who can guess them:
I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
Here's the thing about our clerics: some of them really do teach us about the holy Qu'uran, and that's fantastic. Some of them are out there protecting our repressed brothers and sisters. And some of them are beardy-weirdy fuckers who make shit up!
What do you propose? We roam the country living on the land, like Bonnie and Clyde... and Clyde?
This is Sammy Davis Jr. Jr... She is Grandfather's Seeing Eye bitch. Father purchased her for him not because he believes Grandfather is blind, but because a Seeing Eye bitch is also a good thing for people who pine for the opposite of loneliness. In truth, Father did not purchase her at all, but merely retrieved her from the home for forgetful dogs. Because of this, she is not a real Seeing Eye bitch, and is also mentally deranged.
We're not playing Spin the Bottle; how old are we? More importantly, how old are they?
When I left this apartment there were two dead people... How many are there now?
The FBI lad, probably hadn't had this much fun since they burned all those kids up in Waco.
Look at that. All night long, people have been treating us like royalty. In London, the journalist's motto is, "Everybody hates us, and we don't care."
Someday we might look back on this and decide that saving Private Ryan was the one decent thing we were able to pull out of this whole godawful, shitty mess.
geak78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti.
kravex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So that's what an invisible barrier looks like"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, Im out." Today is my last day at the gas station and i start at Google tomorrow. Excited AF. Im so doing this today to my boss who is my good friend and a great manager. He will laugh.
If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money, or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you!
Twauk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wise men say: Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza"
Watching the look creep over people face as they slowly remember this quote has been the highlight of my week.
This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would the shit that they birthed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fryeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โMartin, itโs all psychological. You yell, โBarracuda,โ everybody says, โhuh, what?โ You yell โShark,โ weโve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.โ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wanna get Capone? Here's how you get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone!
brodeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have HAD it, with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."
jorellh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her so much, it...it...it... flames... flames, on the sides of my face, breathing...breathless...heaping breaths... heathing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
rkoonce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm an old man, full of regret, waiting to die alone..."
"HELLO!" (but you have to say it in a high pitched voice with a slight hint of old British lady accent; for easy mode, put cake frosting all over your face.)
"You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world."
"I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion."
"I know now that my wife has become host to a Kandarian demon. I fear that the only way to stop those possessed by the spirits of the book is through the act of... bodily dismemberment."
"Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor."
Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
idgarad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There were a few times when I wasn't hard. But then I thought of you, and got hard. I got so hard... So hard... Just thinking of you... I got hard... Oh so hard..."
Technically this is the past tense, so not the title.
exfrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I coulda been a contender; Son do you know you have a panty on your head?; Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn; I love the smell of Napalm in the morning; Here's looking at you kid;
He said "Captain if we are to asume these animals are ours to do with as we wish we would be as guilty as those who caused" past tense "their extinction" I have a photographic memory, I see words.
erftonz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
Allez_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like watching a retard trying to fuck a doorknob.
z0r0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."
I want, what they want, and every other guy who came over here and spilled his guts and gave everything he had, wants! For our country to love us as much as we love it! That's what I want!
You take the blue pillโthe story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take theย redย pillโyou stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
DakuroA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"EVERYONE!"
Not a lot, but pretty much EVERYONE knows what's the movie.
"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequalities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger for those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee"
The color of this pen is ru-ru-ru-ru-ru...
The color of this pen is reeeee-reeeee-uh-uh-uh-uh...
The color of the pen, that I hold in my hand, is rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroyalllll blueeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Hey, Rexman! Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, you guys trailing by one in the ninth. You got a chance to be a hero on national television... if you don't blow it. By the way, I saw your wife at the Capri Lounge last night. Hell of a dancer. You must be very very proud. Oh, and that guy she was with? Oh, i'm sure he's a close personal friend and all, but tell me, what was he doing wearing her panties on his head? [Rexman pops the ball straight up] Uh-oh, Rexy I don't think this one's got the distance.
"Inconceivable!"
or
"You keep on using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."
or
"I am not left handed!"
or
"I'm not left handed, either."
or
"Hello. My name is Inago Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
robul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're waiting for a train. A train that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?
Zsuth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was cominโ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. Weโd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes.
Didnโt see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookinโ from the dorsal to the tail. What we didnโt know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didnโt even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisinโ by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundinโ and hollerinโ and sometimes that shark he go awayโฆ but sometimes he wouldnโt go away.
Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is heโs got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a dollโs eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesnโt even seem to be livinโโฆ โtil he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and thenโฆ ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screaminโ. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundinโ and your hollerinโ those sharks come in andโฆ they rip you to pieces.
You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I donโt know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday morninโ, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Bosonโs mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, heโd been bitten in half below the waist.
At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big olโ fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitinโ for my turn. Iโll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.
Q8D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night."
โYou are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.โ
it was a toss up between this and: With one week to go before the pageant, I was finishing my outfit, rehearsing my talent, brushing up on current events, and running 18 miles a day on about 400 calories. I was ready.
For the overshare : in the 80's, a French radio offered tickets to the USA, via the wonderful Concorde if you answered correctly to the question : which film ends by this quote : nobody is perfect ?
My grandfather called and answered, and won ! But never could enjoy the trip as my grandmother was scared to death to do this :'(
Edit : syntax
Nest_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different... well, who knows?"
No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter," that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or, or with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do? What do they do? They, they dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensures the destruction of one's inner being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions out of, out of fear of some, some intangible parent figure who, who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, and says, "Do it... do it and I'll fuckin' spank you."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm surrounded by assholes!"
jprogan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First you gotta do the truffle shuffle.
Spe333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know."
DeseoX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do? I swear, for His own amusement, His own private cosmic gag reel. He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. [laughs] And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is He doin'? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never!"
kygo15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a passage that I got memorized, seems appropiate for this situation: Ezekiel 25,17. "The path of the righteous man is beset of all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil me. Blessed is he who, in the name of the charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Freedom? Psht, you'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is... "poon-tang".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age
d4hm3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Give my little bumblebee her house and her money. Then get out of town. If you don't, I will get you. I will get you like you got me. That is a promise.
But this I swear, before you and before Almighty God, that when we go into battle, I will be the first to set foot on the field, and I will be the last to step off, and I will leave no one behind. Dead or alive, we will all come home together. So help me, God.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe a little more difficult, but I always loved this scene:
"Se, idu kak tatโ: blaลพen bodrstvujuลij i hranjaลij odeลพdu svoju, ฤtoby ne hoditโ emu nagim i ฤtoby ne uvideli sramoty ego. I on sobral ih na mesto, nazyvaemoe po-evrejski Armageddon. And the seventh angel poured forth his bowl into the air, and a voice cried out from heaven saying 'It is done.'"
gerruta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised these haven't shown up: "Are you telling me you made a time machine out of a DeLorean?" or "Where we're going we don't need any roads." or "He's alive, the Docs alive, he's in the Old West but he's alive!"
Can we have someone like, consolidate all these quotes and tell us which movies they came from cos even though I've heard them I have no fucking clue which movie.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
JAWISH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"
"Are you saying I would cut off a chickens head? stick my dick in it? fuck it and say ahhhhhh? Are you accusing me of fuckin' a chicken, motherfucker?"
No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
fobeo17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're my boy blue!"
GTCG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind. Mankind... that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.
We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation.
We're fighting for our right to live, to exist.
And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
tr1st4n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh I love your suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Cause if I ever see you undermining it again, you'll be cleaning latrines with your tongue til you can't taste the difference between shit and French fries. Are we clear?"
magadag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Anybody want a peanut."
SumoG60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are one uuugly motherfucker
tgiokdi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhรคuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
If you haven't seen the movie, you might think it was a generic quote, but if you have, you know exactly what movie says "You're off the fucking chain!"
jt-zero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn the man! Save the empire!
kiomopo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you're a wizard harry
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite."
"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure."
"Whats that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the โvox populiโ now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that itโs my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
ive seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion. I Watched C beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in.
"Someday we might look back on this and decide that SavingPrivateRyan was the one decent thing we were able to pull out of this whole godawful, shitty mess."
Ooh I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face! Ohh you're gonna buy my chicken! Ooh! (Dad, how can you hate the Colonel?) Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smart ass!
From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now.
"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
"You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along."
quadlix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
I'm the all singing all dancing crap of the world.
"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
"Here's looking at you, kid."
"I find your lack of faith...disturbing."
"Put. Ze kendle. Beck."
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
"Rosebud."
This is too easy....
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
diothar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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IW1N ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you take the blue pill, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. you take the red pill and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhรคuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
BAM5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"I see dead people"
"Yippie Kai Yay, mother fucker"
"The first rule of fight club, is you don't talk about fight club."
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
"I have had it with these mother fuckin snakes, on this mother fuckin plane!"
"Vote for Pedro"
"You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in paris?"
"Is it the one where you're standing in sort of Son God robes on the top of a mountain while thousands of naked women are throwing little pickles at you? No? Why am I the only one that has that dream?"
MaxRekt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Holy dog shit! Texas?! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down!"
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zeus. My name is Zeus. As in, and Father of Apollo, Mount Olympus, don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass. ZEUS! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!
Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
th0991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine!
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
l3eg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!"
"The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club." Not sure if this one works because the name if the movie is in the line but if the name of the movie wasn't Fight Club you would know if was Fight Club.
Perry: My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
"It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting."
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhรคuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die."
bilsh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll never eat at another Benihanna again. I don't care who's birthday it is.
yinznat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car. And my voice screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill -- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill -- you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
" Look at the people. You tell me which ones are free. Free from debt. Anxiety. Stress. Fear. Failure. Indignity. Betrayal. How many wish that they were born knowing what they know now? Ask yourself how many would do things the same way over again, and how many would live their lives like me."
Obvious: "Rosebud", "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn", "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse", "I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore", "I love the smell of napalm in the morning", "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore", "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti", "You can't handle the truth", "I see dead people", "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good", "Say hello to my little friend", "Soylent Green is people"...
cmnthom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Mike.. LOWREY
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the king of the world!
Gizm00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who's Zed? Zed's dead, Zeds dead baby.
tbh too many quotes from that movie that will give it away, thats pride....fuck pride
Slannon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your lack of faith disturbs me.
ZeitVox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is no longer a nation of independent individuals. It's a nation of some 200-odd million transistorized, deodorized, whiter-that-white, steel-belted bodies, totally unnecessary as human beings, and as replaceable as piston rods"
Lo there do I see my father; Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers; Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.
Battle is the Great Redeemer. It is the fiery crucible in which true heroes are forged. The one place where all men truly share the same rank, regardless of what kind of parasitic scum they were going in.
We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, 4 sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers. Also a quart of Tequila, a quart of rum, and a pint of raw ether.
I mean, it's up to you Fogell. This guy's gonna think, 'Oh, here's another kid with a fake I.D., or here's McLovin, the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.' Okay, so what's it gonna be?
jfbruin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I can get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.
"Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer. "
ksp1884 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know..."
Not the most well known movie, but goddamned if it isn't the only movie with that line in it.
Fb62 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly don't know at least half of these movies and the fact that people are saying the wrong movie on purpose makes it so I have no clue what movie it actually is.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's a bomb on a bus." or "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?
Our apartment was so small, that mother made me play in the oven. Late at night I would listen to the voices of the American masters, Tony Tennille, Debby Boone, Anne Murray who was actually a Canadian working in the American idiom. And then there were the crypto-homo rockers: Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, David Bowie who was actually an idiom working in America and Canada. These artists, they left as deep an impression on me as that oven rack did on my face. To be an American in muskrat love, soft as an easy chair not even the chair, I am I said, have I never been mellow? And the colored girls sing... doo do doo do doo do doo... but never with the melody. How could I do it better than Tony or Lou... HEY BOY, TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hurry up meow.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love ya, always have."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
R4yK1m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
gbr555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL!
wilusa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.
tvmama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we would all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're learning that fact. And we are very, very pissed off."
"Do you read the Bible, Brett? Well thereโs this passage Iโve got memorized โ sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17 - The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brotherโs keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
What youโve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
ray_dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
L0rka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhรคuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.
Hey mister, don't call that dog "lifesaver" call him "shithead."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
im_joe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The car that made these two, equal-length tire marks had positraction. You can't make these marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark!
"When a straight man puts on a dress and gets his sexual kicks, he is a transvestite. When a man is a woman trapped in a man's body and has a little operation, he is transsexual. When a gay man has WAY too much fashion sense for one gender, he is a drag queen...
And when a tired little Latin boy puts on a dress, he is simply a boy in a dress"
Ryno3no ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? "
paradin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhรคuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die."
kavso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that's what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant... oh, fuck it.
And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
Mild111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His name is Robert Paulson"
or
"I haven't been fucked like that since Grade School"
or
"The first rule of Project Mayhem is we don't talk about Project Mayhem"
I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door.
"I love you. I know." (was tempted to go with "Jubjub")
It's a fun question, but nearly every popular movie ever made will be instantly recognizable by it's fans by it's big quotes. Some though are big enough to transcend fandom:
"Frankly my Dear, I don't give a Damn."
"There's no place like home!"
Some even get recognized by quotes that are completely wrong:
"Play it again Sam"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."
Sorix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
somebody stop me!
delnoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
god damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.
Where are you now
I'm sitting in my office.
I doubt that.
Why would you doubt that?
If you were in your office right now we'd be having this conversation face-to-face.
Uhhh actually that's just a common misconception among Star Wars "fans", Vader actually said "No, I am your father." Any TRUE Star Wars fan knows this but don't worry you're not alone with this misconception. Look it up.
"Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting."
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brotherโs keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
I'll show you my true nature - our nature. And as Earth dies, remember, I will always, forever, be Shinzon of Remus. And my voice shall echo through time long after yours has faded to a dim memory!
True story, my middle name is Wesley. My older sister was about 12 when I was born, and she was IN LOVE with the character Wesley from this movie. So, when I slid out of the pink cave, the asked her, "What should your little brother's middle name be?"
With stars in her eyes, she replied, "Wesley"
"Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?"
"No."
"Tell 'em, Vincent.
"A Royale with cheese."
"A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?"
"Because of the metric system?"
"Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. The metric system."
brokaer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me: if whoever was in this house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I've just called the police. I'd also like to add that I've got my father's gun and a scorching case of herpes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Atta boy, Luther!
ginghan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
banquof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
" Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin, 'cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina! "
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you ain't first, you're last
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I met this 6-year-old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face and the blackest eyes... the Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him and another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply- EVIL."
"Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye."
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides be the inequities of the selfish and tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness. For he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger for those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you
โThe path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brotherโs keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.โ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP.
xsforis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure. "
"A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship, butย it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Gaben comes crashing down, butย it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!"
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."
"Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Michael Squints Palledorous walked a little taller that day. And we had to tip our hats to him. He was lucky she hadn't beat the crap out of him. We wouldn't have blamed her. What he'd done was sneaky, rotten, and low... and cool. Not another one among us would have ever in a million years even for a million dollars have the guts to put the move on the lifeguard. He did. He had kissed a woman. And he had kissed her long and good. We got banned from the pool forever that day. But every time we walked by after that, the lifeguard looked down from her tower, right over at Squints, and smiled.
I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?
"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind. "
Toga party!
We're on a mission from god.
So do you feel lucky, punk?
Be careful where the dog shits you.
What knockers!
We don't need no stinking badges!
tr_rage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
brrnon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I said brrr, it's cold in here!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Anigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die."
shlitz4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guy in Bar: "See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"
"You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down."
"There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second."
You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
1840_NO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A famous movie quote thread? Summer Reddit is in full swing!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, well, you know that's just, like uh... your opinion, man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!
โWith a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things heโll never know.โ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
106 mile to Chicago. We got full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm 50 shades of fucked up."
mamluk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
"Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse"
"According to all known laws
of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jikiya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're right behind us. So I was in the Gulf last year, I was doing this thing anyway. And I came up over this dune, and I saw the ocean... and it was on fire. The whole thing, on fire, and it was beautiful. So I just sat there and watched it, and that's when I realized there might be a meaning to life, you know, like an organic power that connects all living things, God, Yahweh, I dunno.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dad? Why is the American government the best government?"
"Our endless appeals system."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Neo-Tokyo is about to E.X.P.L.O.D.E"
1sagas1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sometimes I think I have felt everything I'm ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I'm not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I've already felt."
In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand him well enough to defeat him, then in that very moment I also love him. I think itโs impossible to really understand somebody, what they want, what they believe, and not love them the way they love themselves. And then, in that very moment when I love them.... I destroy them.
Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!!!!
I know right? You're probably thinking, "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie"? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with "Polverine."
It's Johnny!
Just keep swimming, Just keep Swimming, Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.
I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you.
"Fucking what the fucking fuck who the fuck fucked this fucking...? How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!"
Or a more obvious quote...
"and shepherds we shall be for thee my lord for thee power hath descended forth from thy hand... (yadda yadda) in nomine patri, et filii, et spiritus sancti BANG"
"First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it'll kill him. Second, don't give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloรฉ with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink; he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds โ pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum โ it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it."
Hiei2k7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
This isn't even a good ask reddit question imo.. Just go on IMDB for any popular movie, pull up the popular quotes, and copy-paste. You don't even have to do that, you just have to roughly type out what you think an icon of a character says, "I'll be back" omg lol theyll nvr guess XD. This hasn't even generated any good discussion :/
Kraps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter, because we'll be together.
Tehjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
Here it goes... I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signaling, while running a red light and speeding!!!
Is that all?
Noo....
I have unpaid parking tickets! Be gentle!
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhรคuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.
"You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."
PorOKio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any iconic Eastwood quote. "Dyin' ain't much of a living". "Man's got to know his limitations". "This is a forty four Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world .. " etc.
Perp: "Alright I'm leaving. I don't want no t..." Cop: "Freeze! Put your hands on the pavement! Put your hands on the pavement!" Perp: "There is no pavement." Cop: "Well then put them on the Oodles of Noodles. Put 'em on the noodles!" Perp: "Chicken or beef!?!" Cop: "Chicken."
Eji1700 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke."
And Shepherds we shall be For Thee my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand. Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee. And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unless you're talking about a spoof of Casablanca. The quote you offered is like "Luke, I am your father!" which is a close paraphrase, but never actually uttered. In Ep V, Vader says, "No, I am your father." Not, "Luke, I am your father"
Similarly, "Play it again Sam" was not said in Casablanca.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me."
"You're looking at a man who just this morning tried to brush his teeth with a live lobster... let me say it again for you real slow and real clear....IIIIIMMMMMMM BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNDDDDDDD"
"Look's to me, the best best part of you ran out of the crack in your mother's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheating!"
Noomsi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Got that? The whole store got the flu! So I had to get this in a second hand store. So it's either wear the leather jacket, which I know you HATE, or this. So I wore this ridiculous thing... for you."
"You know what date is on this coin? 1958. It's been travelling 22 years to get here, and now it's here,and it's either heads or tails. And you have to call it."
'Do you know what NEMSIS means? A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified, in this case, by an audible cunt...me.'
braaier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk...
Oh, and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.
Look, (son). Everything the light touches is our kingdom. A kings time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, (son), the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.
"someday we might look back on this and decide that saving Private Ryan was the one decent thing we were able to pull out of this whole godawful, shitty mess."
"Alex! Alex! You're walking away from history! History, Alex! Did Chris Columbus stay home? Nooooo. What if the Wright Brothers thought that only birds should fly? And did Galoka think that the Ulus were too ugly to save?"
icyboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.
Game Show Announcer: Guard number one is a senior on Klahn's mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well! Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang! Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals!
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
"I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
That's the beauty of it! I grab a dog, and I choke him, and I kick the shit out of him! All day long, my foot up a dog's ass! Just bang-bang-bang up his ass! That's my pleasure.
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
"I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives.......I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!"
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Fadelin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain..."
"On this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the โvox populiโ now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that itโs my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V."
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
penedog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reality isn't 'Father Knows Best' anymore. It's a kick in the face on a Saturday night with a steel-toe grip Kodiak work boot, a trip to the hospital, bloodied and bashed, for reconstructive surgery.
In the Year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland - starving and outnumbered - charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets; they fought like Scotsmen, and won their freedom.
"Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were goin' all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole f***in' program."
You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope the train will take you, but you can't be sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, I've watched "C" Beams glitter near the Tenhauser Gate. All these moments, will be lost, like tears, in rain. Time, to die.
sraasch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a hell of an instinctive pilot. Maybe too good. I'd like to bust your butt but I can't. I got another problem here. I gotta send somebody from this squadron to Miramar. I gotta do something here, I still can't believe it. I gotta give you your dream shot! I'm gonna send you up against the best."
Cebolla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what'chu doin' with that sandwich ain't right, boy
Smalls, Babe Ruth is the greatest baseball player that ever lived. People say he was less than a god but more than a man. You know, like Hercules or something. That ball you just aced to The Beast is worth, well, more than your whole life.โ
"If you want to win the lottery, you have to make the money to buy a ticket."
RonR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
Brett: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, Vincent, right? But I didn't get yours...
Jules: My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.
Brett: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and Mr. Wallace. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...
Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules:
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
bjbyrne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5 of my favorites
-When they attack the car, save the radio
-Who's the u-boat commander?
-Look, man, I ain't M fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!
-Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.
-So is there anything I can do for you, or more to the point, TO you, just let me know.
Really? Well guess fucking what. I don't really fucking care. You wanna know fucking why? Because I DON'T FUCKING LIVE IN THE FUCKING WORLD! I LIVE IN FUCKING NEW YORK CITY! SO GO FUCK YOURSELF!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Growing up, my closest friend and I used to do so many movie quotes that we started to run out of our favorite movies to do quotes for. At some point we started to repeat quotes for so many of our favorite movies that we could name the movie after only one or two words (sometimes facial expressions or body language played into the recital process which facilitated easy guessing).
Eventually we discovered we could shock people with what appeared to be either exceptional guessing abilities or something bordering on paranormal clairvoyance. We'd tell someone that we can name a movie in only one or two words. Given the chance to demonstrate amazing abilities a third party would whisper in my ear the name of the movie (we usually got lucky, same crowd of friends, usually the same movie tastes at the time) and it would go something like this...
Me (quoting movie): "Do... you..."
Friend (screaming): SUPERMAN!
This left people with their mouths hanging open in awe. Good fun. We even had a movie quote with zero words: It was for Raiders Of The Lost Ark, the scene where Nazi Major Toht is visiting Marion's tavern and threatens her with the fire poker "Your fire is dying...". I'd just do the same facial expression and heavy breathing and before a single word is uttered the movie was guessed ;)
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
Hello Peter, whats happening? Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk... oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up
I know exactly what you mean. Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh hidy ho officer! We've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house when kids started killing themselves all over my property."
My asshole brother bought her back in September '57. That's when you got your new model year, in September. Brand-new, she was. She had the smell of a brand-new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world, 'cept maybe for pussy.
Bonasera, Bonasera, what have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, this scum who ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by some chance an honest man like yourself made enemies they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you.
"You know what the business community thinks of you? They think that a hundred years ago you were living in tents out here in the desert chopping each other's heads off and that's where you'll be in another hundred years, so, yes, on behalf of my firm I accept your money."
Voilร ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valourous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V
"Yea baby, yea!!!" "These are not the drones you are looking for/Luke, I'm your father", "show me the money!", "D'oh", "Wazuuuup?", " May the schwartz be with you", "Freedom!!!" "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.", "Hail to the king, baby.", "Asta La Vista, baby.", "it's good to be the king."
"The greatest thing you will ever learn, is just to love, and to be loved in return"... It goes something like that. Moulin Rouge. One of my all time favourite movies. Love Nicole Kidman!!
God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?
Ulton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
"They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true. What they don't tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I have left reddit for a reddit alternative due to years of admin mismanagement and preferential treatment for certain subreddits and users holding certain political and ideological views.
The situation has gotten especially worse since the appointment of Ellen Pao as CEO, culminating in the seemingly unjustified firings of several valuable employees and bans on hundreds of vibrant communities on completely trumped-up charges.
The resignation of Ellen Pao and the appointment of Steve Huffman as CEO, despite initial hopes, has continued the same trend.
As an act of protest, I have chosen to redact all the comments I've ever made on reddit, overwriting them with this message.
Finally, click on your username at the top right corner of reddit, click on the comments tab, and click on the new OVERWRITE button at the top of the page. You may need to scroll down to multiple comment pages if you have commented a lot.
After doing all of the above, you are welcome to join me on a reddit alternative! RIP AARON SWARTZ
Kleviso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... any more than there is for you. ... I'm a monster. What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done.
I'm late to the party but I can't believe "you talking to me" isn't near the top.
Also, "what we have here is failure to communicate".
Maybe it's because I'm old
Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He was the one you sent to kill the fucking bogeyman."
kr4v3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"
musubk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhรคuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
Do you see what happens Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY!? WHEN YOU FUCK. A STRANGER. IN THE ASS LARRY! DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS!?
"You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."
"According to all known laws
of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible."
(Also big bada boom, Super green, Phloston Paradise, Zzz-zzz!, When is Leeloo not in trouble, Chi-cken! Good!, A real killer would have asked about the little yellow button on the bottom of the gun...)
"Nah nah nah nah nah. Nah nah nah nah nah. We ain't seein' shit. You comin' tonight, YES! You coppin' my oxies, YES! You got it? Alright, sounds like a fuckin' plan. It don't gotta be $500 worth, ya know?
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."
mspahr4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"You come to me on the day of my daughters wedding...", you don't even need to finish that sentence and you know what movie it is. Or "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." or "... leave the gun take the cannoli"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
I'm afraid that all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resolve.
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
I coulda been a contender.
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhรคuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.โ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes click."
"My name is Robert Neville. I am a survivor living in New York City. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. I will be at the South Street Seaport everyday at mid-day, when the sun is highest in the sky. If you are out there... if anyone is out there... I can provide food, I can provide shelter, I can provide security. If there's anybody out there... anybody... please. You are not alone."
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Down, down, down, red knight's goin down"
caleeky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like tears in rain.
masaw96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what happens, Larry, when you take a stranger to the alps!
Ash_517 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I met him, fifteen years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding; and even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil. "
P357 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yopeee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are no pacts between lions and men. You will have no ears tonight. No eyes and no tongue. You will walk the underworld blind deaf and dumb and all the dead will know you as the fool who thought he killed Achilles.
Gdou13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bueller?
adrgaj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box?!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Take care of me? YOU TAKE CARE OF ME? Did you ever think about that? Huh! Did you ever once think about that? Send Fredo off to do this, send Fredo off to do that. Let Fredo take care of some Mickey Mouse nightclub somewhere. Send Fredo to pick somebody up at the airport. IM YOUR OLDER BROTHER MIKE AND I WAS STEPPED OVER."
Mot93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
"I'm so scared right now. I'm just gonna do what's sensible, I'm gonna file for unemployment. Then I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, because they got an excellent corporate structure and they. . .they give you the tools to be your own boss!"
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.
Nompies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even more treacherous than he is attractive, he has never uttered a single word without some dishonorable intention. Every woman he has successfully pursued has regretted it. Stay away from him.
Icc0ld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We could put up wanted posters all over school: Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beula Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We'll drive home backwards" ... and if that doesn't get it for you "a man with priorities so far out of whack does not deserve such a fine automobile"
Voilร ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
"Yeah. All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This...is my BOOMSTICK! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart. YA GOT THAT!?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like thatโฆ he is gone.
"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
"Yo, I met this crazy fine writer chick at the spot last night, like FINE, fine, crazy stupid FINE."
And he goes up to the bartenderย and says:
"Look at that girl I'm with?
Y'know I sayin' shes crazy stupid FINE, right?"
And the bartender all like:
"Yeah, crazy stupid FINE!".
So this writer chick tells Ignacio:
"Yo, I'm like a boss in the world of guerilla journalism and I got mad connects with the peeps behind the curtains, you know what I'm saying?".
Ignacio is like:
"For real?"
And she's like:
"Yeah. You know what, I can't tell you who myย contactย is because he works for the Avengers!"."
"Oh, no."
"Yeah, this dude sounds like a badass, man!
Like he comes up to him and says:
"Yo, I'm looking for this dude who's who's mo' unseen who's flashing this fresh tat, who's got, like, bomb moves, right? Who you got?".
And she's like:
"Well, we got everything nowadays, we gotย a guy who jumps, we got a guy who swings, we got a guy who crawls up the walls, you gotta be more specific!".
And he's like:
"I'm looking for a guy who shrinks.".
And I'm like:
Daaamn! I got all nervous 'cause I keep mad secrets for you, bro.
So I asked Ignacio:
"What'd bad-ass tell the stupid fine writer chick to tell you to tell me because I'm tight withย Ant-Manย that he's looking for him?".
R34R34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back", "If it bleeds we can kill it", "It's not a tumor!", pretty much any Schwarzenegger quote. That guy manages to deliver every line with such badassery the rest of humanity can only dream to attain.
What, you still throwing up bricks? What is this, a Masons convention? Wha... clank, clank! I need, like, a welding torch to play in this league! I got an idea... let's just stop right now and gather up all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so your mother will have a place to live...
I want your mother and your sister out of my house immediately!
"Prince? What prince? What son of a king would accept a man's hospitality, eat his food, drink his wine, embrace him in friendship, and then steal his wife in the middle of the night?"
"And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."
"You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!"
Lamsha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3nl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? Watch it. Now, my straw reaches acroooooooss the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I... drink... your... milkshake!"
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is THE LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
DeystXD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mr. Madison, what youโve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul"
Edit: can't forget quotation marks
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
"The police report said she was out smoking on her tractor but she never did that. She always smoked afterwards, said the deep vibrations helped clear her mind."
Arcaue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greater good
Aheer1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y'know, he's just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin' in the gym and bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I'm realizing, y'know, he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Y'know, ain't no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something. And to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it.
"Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the hood."
kytoca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Pastix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I felt like putting a bullet between the
eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its
species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers
and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted
to breathe smoke."
MrShack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you."
Stefan_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Listen. Don't listen to ME, listen. You can find the others if you are brave. They passed down all the roads long ago, and the Red Bull ran close behind them and covered their footprints. Listen! Listen, listen QUICKLY!
ddaveyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
itchyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?
Hey! You're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck! Two things: you keep your liver spotted hands off my beautiful mother, she's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10, 000. Or I'm going to shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass, you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces, SHIT.
You talkin' to me?ย You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?ย Well, then who the hell else are you talking- You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? 'kay.
"You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado. But not gently, it was hate fucking. Their was something wrong with the relationship and sex was the only catharsis without leading to violence."
I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.
You can't triple stamp a double stamp! You can't triple stamp a double stamp!
...Lloyd!
...Lloyd!
rxFMS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"hey...whoa...theres no birthday party for me here"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:36:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! I re-sorted by "new" and was lucky enough to find your FTaRH quote.
I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean, I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.
Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.
That's the idea, Rat. That's the attitude.
The attitude?
Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.
rxFMS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"comes, stays, lays or prays" is such a classic line...thanks for reminding me!
"hey man...you just don't know DiMone"
so many great lines from that movie!
Sorry is that from the movie? I 've only seen the movie once, when it came out but I can still hear Ben Kingsley saying it. It really struck me how much power Shindler really had and that he used it for good.
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
So I'm going to be taking a craft over in international waters without permission, which by definition... makes me a pirate. Mark Watney: Space Pirate.
"I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam."
"Can you dig it? Can you dig it!? CAN YOU DIG IT!?"
"Heineken? Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON!"
"I've always depended on the kindness of strangers."
"Dinosaurs eat man... women inherit the earth."
"You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an asshole!"
"I'm your huckleberry."
"I hate snakes."
"Rosebud..."
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"I'm not even supposed to be hear today!"
"See Mr. Gittis, most people never have to face the fact that, at the right time and the right place, they're capable of anything!"
"I know what you're thinking: did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
Brian O'Blivion: After a while, I started hallucinating, and developed a tumor. I believe the visions caused the tumor, and not the other way around.
or
Brian O'Blivion: I believe that the growth in my head-this head-this one right here. I think that it is not really a tumor... not an uncontrolled, undirected little bubbling pot of flesh... but that it is in fact a new organ... a new part of the brain.
or
Rena King: Nicki, do you think Max is a menace to society?
Nicki Brand: He's certainly a menace to me.
or
Brian O'Blivion: Max, I'm so glad you came.
CAM1998 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three fucking seconds; to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
"Should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City Sailor wanna hump hump bar? Or is this getaway day and your last shot is whiskey? Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.
All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... You got that?
And shepards we shall be, for thee, my lord, for thee.
Power hath descended from thine hand, that our feet may carry out your command.
And so we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Innumini patri mifili, espiritus sainti.
Mier- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crom! I have never prayed to you before I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad, why we fought nor how we died. No, all that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you Crom so grant me one request. Grant me revenge!
Malonik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."
"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
"I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
DartsNY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I'm pretty sure that quote is from one of the older ones and I've definitely heard it more than once so it has to be from a good James Bond movie because those are the only ones I watch twice. So I'm going to guess goldfinger
Yeah James Bonds are tough to remember quotes from. I have seen nearly all of the James Bonds but they become murky in your memory as you watch more of them because there are so many and their plots are all so similar. If you gave me a random James Bond movie and asked me to describe the plot I proabably couldn't do it unless it was one of the really good and memorable ones like Goldfinger, Goldeneye, or Casino Royal.
"what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
ย I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
Don't see these here but: "You mean, let me understand this ... cuz I ... maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?"
Or from another film
"Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in"
"Listen Al, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. I also buried 1,600 kilos of cocaine somewhere in the apartment โ right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck."
Also,
"Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break? Thatโs likeโฆ 16 walls!"
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway.
"So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. "
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โThese days, there are angry ghosts all around us. Dead from wars, sickness, starvation, and nobody cares. So - you say you're under a curse. So what, so's the whole damn world.โ
Voilร ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt. If you never get hurt, you always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, you can just go to the record store and visit your friends.
"Voilร ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
mrbaggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
Fideon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?"
"But on this most auspicious of nights,
Permit me, then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet
to suggest the character of this dramatist personae...
Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran
Cast vicariously as both victim and villain, by the vicissitudes of fate.
This visage, no mere veneer of vanity is a vestige of the vox populi now vacant, and vanished.
However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition!
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me "V".
ITT: A bunch of movies and also Pulp Fiction. Which is why Pulp Fiction is so damn awesome. There actually isn't a whole lot of action in the movie. It's mostly talking but damn near every line is quotable.
"I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
Isn't this incredible?! It's gonna be some kind of a record! ............. (Singing)Everyone loves a slinky, you gotta get a slinky. Slinky slinky, go slinky go!
2nicet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you paid your dues; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: 'Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail."
Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo, third officer reporting. The other members of the crew, Kane, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash and Captain Dallas, are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.
Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars.
"What's this? What's this?
There's color everywhere
What's this?
There's white things in the air
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair
What's this"
Voilร ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHO SAID THAT? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT, TWINKLE-TOED COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT? NOBODY, HUH? THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER SAID IT. OUT-FUCKING-STANDING. I WILL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE. I'LL PT YOU UNTIL YOUR ASSHOLES ARE SUCKING BUTTERMILK.
azswift ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean, let me understand this ... cuz I ... maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
"What are you smilin' about?" "Dude I almost had you" "You almost had me?... You never had me, you never had your car." "Granny shiftin' not double clutchin like ya should, you're lucky that 100 shot of nos didn't blow the welds on your intake.Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block and replace the piston rings you fried. Ask any racer...Any real racer it doesn't matter whether you win by an inch or by a mile, winning is winning."
"I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
amkftb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dรบfnahรณlar 10
(any Icelander over 25 knows which movie it is from)
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Gunmoku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some of my favorites:
"Listen, if there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it is that life will not be contained. Life breaks free. It expands to new territories. Breaks through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but...uh... There it is."
"AAAAAAGH! YES! YES!! Ugh...now the whole world's gonna know you died scratching my balls!"
"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
"TOGA!! To-ga, to-ga, to-ga!"
"Memo to me... Memo to me: Maim you after my meeting."
lohl33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Arise, arise, riders of Theoden!'
Deldar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. Itโs always the last day of summer and Iโve been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. Iโll grant you Iโve had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by while theyโre making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime, Iโve left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, thereโs almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door.
katj813 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's looking at you, kid.
scriken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not sitting in the back."
"Why not?"
"Cause everybody knows, guy in the back seat doesn't have a cock."
"I don't know about you Eugene, but I've got a cock. You have a cock, Mik?"
"Yeah, I got a cock. Big fat one."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw, here's my straw watch it, and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
Junreii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There he goes. One of Darwin's own creations. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Nrock49 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by
baevar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a big twinkie.
Freeedoooooom.
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
It places the lotion in the basket.
Would you say that I have a "plethora" of piรฑatas?
Your love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind.
kitmasu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have agreed, 90%.
MAC0789 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." - makes me giggle every time I hear it :)
"So yeah I am just a kid, and I'm also a goofball, and a wingnut, and a knucklehead McSpazatron. But most of all I'm, I'm, I'm, I'M A GOOFY GOOBER, ROCK!"
Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
I love lamp.
Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?
'Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the chopper!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
Hugeo15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you find a possum, kill it. It's not a pet"
bnned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
kid's bunnyhopping all the way through ivy out middle and through our connector...
through... FROM IVY, OUT MIDDLE, THROUGH OUR CONNECTOR, LIKE A SPEED DEMON
ldbk2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:Vice, Virtue. It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality. If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully.
Dalisca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"EVERYONE wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride."
Star90s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f**k do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ive seen things you people wouldnt beleive. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion. C beams glitter in the darkness near the tannhauser gate. All those moments, lost in time, like tears. In. Rain, time to die"
kgaff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You wanna look like a bigshot in Hollywood?"
"Yeah."
"Without actually doing anything?"
"Yeah."
"You'll fit right in."
shxbb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
dubL33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
churboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at me, I am the captain now.
pr0kk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY WHAT AGAIN!
SK1210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon.
Nossie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left. Thatโs it. Great. Peter. Whatโs happening? Um, could you get me those TPS reports ASAP? Mmmkay?
You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
omart3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I hope that their first child be a masculine child.
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
"Four for you, Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!"
"YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!"
"SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!"
"It's like I have ESPN or something."
"That's SO fetch."
fizar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heavenโs Gate-looking motherfuckerโฆ on that day, Iโll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request.
What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?
kt_zee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what one more time!"
hungs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"where we're going we don't need roads" -
- "i'm getting to old for this shit"
- "show me the money!"
- "we have a hulk"
- "are you talking to me, are youuu talking to me?"
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
andy18s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world... And she walks into mine
"There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?"
The one good Nic Cage movie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven."
"Is it possible the two defendants entered the store, picked 22 specific items off of the shelves, had the clerk take money, make change, then leave. Then two different men drive up in a similar - Don't shake your head, I'm not done yet. Wait till you hear the whole thing, so you can understand this, now. Two different men drive up in a similar-looking car, go in, shoot the clerk, rob him, and then leave?"
Edit: "No self respecting southerner eats instant grits."
aero219 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This will probably get buried...but:
"There are three kinds of pipe. There's what you have, which is garbage. And you can see where that's gotten you. Next, there's bronze. It's good pipe. Until there's a problem. And there's always a problem. And then, there's copper. Which is the only pipe I use. It costs money. It costs money because it saves money."
"...An entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."
"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
A few years ago my sister had a really bad coke/crack problem. I stopped by to see her one evening and her neighbor, a woman almost nine months pregnant, was smoking crack hit after hit after hit. I was so weirded out that I just got up and left without saying a word.
"Is it that dream where you're standing atop a pyramid in sort of Sun God robes with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NOW PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM, OR SO HELP ME---! Oh, hey. We're rehearsing a - a scene for the upcoming company play called uh, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me. It's a musical."
rdmouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
"Took a hard, hard, violent fall. Kind of pinballed down. Hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit. I'm not going to say I survived, I'm going to say I thrived. I met a dolphin down there. And I swear to God, that dolphin looked not at me, but into my soul, into my goddamn soul, Annie. And he said, 'I'm saving you Megan.' "
We got no food, we got no job...OUR PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is this, a center for ants!? How can we be expected to teach them if they can't even fit inside the building!?
v857 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to rake his face......off
skieezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love lamp" "LOUD NOISES" "by the beard of zues" "by the hammer of thor" "great oden's raven" "San Diego really means a whales vagina" I love anchor man...
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come, when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of Fellowship, but it is not this day! An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you, stand, men of the West
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
natonyh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey little guy! I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy. Come here Squishy! Come here little Squishy! Come here (baby sounds)...
OW! BAD SQUISHY! BAD SQUISHY!
khazhak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
"My name is Jordan Belfort. I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week."
You're waiting for a train. A train that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?
"I donโt want to win unless I know Iโve done my best and the only way I know to do that is to run out front, flat out, until I have nothing left. Winning any other way is chicken-sh*t."
"Are you familiar with the human saying 'I wanna shoot you so bad my dicks hard.'? No? Well maybe you'll hear again in the next 24 hours if you don't try to fuck with me."
dyskae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Imagine if redditors refused to ever search old content for a question they wanted to ask, and they demanded new content be generated for every user who ever has a question?"
It was really hard to just pick one, but I think this one sums up the movie best:
"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."
Talkin be about TPS reports or two chicks at the same one is probably an easier way to give it away, this this one quote just really captures the movie for me.
Im a catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So hail satan and have a lovely afternoon madam.
Not sure what movie it's from but it's a quote I've heard in my family for years lol "The lady gonna have a baby, and she cannot be move for 24 hour! So everybody get up and move to the other side of the bus!"
I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself! And when it arrives, AH HA HA HA! I'll smash it win a hammer!
I don't know if this brand the rules or not... But here's my quote.
"Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower"
You want me to kill Japos? I'll kill Japos. You want me to kill the enemies of Japos I'll kill the enemies of Japos... Rebs, Sioux, or Cheyenne... For 500 bucks a month, I'll kill whoever you want me to kill. But keep one thing in mind; I'd happily kill you for free.
The firstย ruleย ofย Fight Clubย is: you do not talk aboutย Fight Club. The secondruleย ofย Fight Clubย is: you DO NOT talk aboutย Fight Club! Thirdย ruleย ofย Fight Club: if someone yells โstop!โ, goes limp, or taps out, theย fightย is over. Fourthย rule: only two guys to aย fight.
And wouldn't somebody who had, say, 30 perms before in their life be well aware of this rule, and if in fact you weren't washing your hair as I suspect you weren't because your curls are still intact, wouldn't you have heard the gunshot, and if in fact you had heard the gunshot Brooke Windham wouldn't have had time to hide the gun before you got downstairs. Which means you would have had to found Brooke Windham with a gun in her hand to make your story plausible, isn't that right?
aqua995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:14:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Throw the ring into the fire.
t-- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:15:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"his name was robert paulson"
"this is sparta"
"we have a hulk"
and probably my fav
"Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? How da fuck am I funny? What da fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:23:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
Gidge98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not White!? What do you mean I'm not white? What are the friends at the club gunna say. Im not white. Im gunna have to cancel the swimming lessons.Does dad know?
"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little Communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!"
"indiana jones: and the raiders of the lost ark?? Hmph! Not as lost as his body will be when I rid this world of his meddling in the affairs of greater men! mwaha..ha..hahahah!
Voila! In view a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vissicitudes of fate. Verily this visage merely a veneer of vanity.....
Can't vremember vre rest
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:51 on July 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My friend, this is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush i had, and they had a baby... And then meanwhile, that crazy Northern Lights stuff i had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby... And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked; this would be the shit they birthed.
"If, tomorrow, I say, like, a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all part of the plan. But if I say that one little old mayor will die... THEN EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS!"
-eDgAR- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
Verbal is telegraphing that everything in his story about Keyser Soze is false, yet it is so compelling, we the audience and the in-play characters hear it, yet still believe what he is saying.
I have walked across te surface if the sun. I have witnessed events so small and so fast that they could hardly be said to have happened at all. Do you really think the worlds smartest man poses any more of a threat to me as the worlds smartest termite?
"The path of the righteous man is beset of all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil me. Blessed is he who, in the name of the charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
ToruV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."
"..this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Nazis. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?
ImN0rth ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:05:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For the path of the righteous is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the spirit of good will, guides the lost through valley of darkness for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with swift justice and furious anger those who attempt to poison my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I unleash my vengeance upon thee!
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT!!" or "Your name is D-Squad, D for DIRTBAGS! When I say "HEY DIRTBAGS!" That means you. I'm going to make sure you are going to hate my guts, for the rest of your lives! Now let's start this beautiful day with a nice little stroll around the campus..............MOVE IT MAGGOTS!!!"
Yeah, fuck you, too.
Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.
Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back.
Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job!
Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. Slow the fuck down!
Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35.
Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English?
Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafรฉs, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from!
Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds!
Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Imclone! Adelphia! Worldcom!
Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good.
Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos.
Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermรฉs scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart!
Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on!
Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!
Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin Otisville, Jay!
Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Alqueda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass!
Fuck Jacob Elinski, whining malcontent.
Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass.
Fuck Naturel Rivera. I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back. Sold me up the river. Fucking bitch.
Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar. Sipping on club soda, selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers.
Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to fuckin ash then let the waters rise and submerge this whole, rat-infested place.
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Earnin_and_BERNin ยท 4090 points ยท Posted at 15:02:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILSON
[deleted] ยท 140 points ยท Posted at 19:07:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILSON I'M SORRY
sarinarachelle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:01:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This hurts my soul.
PM_ME_KITTENS_PLEASE ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 19:14:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RUM HAM!
mwagner26 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:55:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UAAGGH. Wait a minute. Where's the rum ham?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:08:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I instantly said that in Dannys voice.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU!
Tuppence_Wise ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 21:13:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Recently adopted a dog named Wilson. Taking him to the beach never gets old.
geckoswan ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:32:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My names Voit dumbass.
walrusbot ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:07:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phish concert?
XvX_Joe_XvX ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:31:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First thing I thought of
Bahndoos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup, too many phish shows it could be confused with.
Marenum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Second time this has come up on Reddit (outside of /r/phish) today, nice! Though the first one ended in an argument.
wsender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phans are everywhere!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha hell yeah! summer tour!
[deleted] ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 20:39:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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pralinematchbox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:09:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its cast away with tom hanks
Touchmycooker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the one about the little boy and the dragon?
K9Fondness ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:03:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No thats another movie.
In this Tom Hanks walks city streets lipsyncing to chick songs.
Touchmycooker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I always confuse that with dead poet society
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:58:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I cannot tell if this was a good movie or not. Part of me says it was brilliant and Hanks was brilliant. The other part of me says he was just stuck on a beach.
RagingAardvark ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:58:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I HAVE CREATED FIYAHH!"
senorswank ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:23:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The 2 hour commercial for FedEx?
Tannarya ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:01:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did not come here for these feels...
zzzuluz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:19:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the few words spoken in the movie!
SlivingStoned ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:53:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Duh-dun duh-dun, wiiiiiiiiilsoooon
InfraredRidingh00d ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:43:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blap! Boom...
brielem ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:32:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
probably the shortest quote still super easy to identify.
LexUnits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have kind of a trick one but it's one of my favorite lines from a recent movies
"Oh."
gregnuttle ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:30:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, if the game were "Describe this movie in one word", you just won the Superbowl!
TopTableGaming ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:08:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr.Wilson
NOLAfootlover ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:34:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was going with "There's no crying in baseball!!" Same voice
Baridi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:44:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wilson here. What the fuck do you want?
arboretumind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel that this movie was very underrated. I've really come to appreciate it in my thirties.
Martian_McFly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wi-hi-hi-hilso-hooooon.
good_guylurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILSOOOOOON
PM_Me_Every_Nude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did someone say peanut butter?
Mbostrider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its a double! Dennis the menace, or castaway!!?
K-Doubled ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BDL
Rickydanger86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wanna know how I got these scars
SashaTheBOLD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Charlie Wilson's War
GameQb11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i first thought of that horrible Dennis the Menace movie. im an idiot
SlimeDude50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Castaway
starchaser57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really like
DrNolanAllen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
King of Prussia!
sindex23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
King of Prussia!
bordercollieflower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dog is named Wilson. For the tennis balls, not for the movie. Everyone that ever learns his name does their best impression of that line.
poorWilson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
duh-duh-DUHNT... WILLLLSOOON
DI0GENES_LAMP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fricken LOVE The Godfather.
desktopgreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As someone with this name, I am constantly asked whether people shout it. The answer is yes.
Bigfurynigris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But you aint got no legs lt. dan
Blind_Spider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson.
Dameleon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:( #RIP
Screech32210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...Harold Spalding.
Call_me_John ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hidey ho, Tim!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving back from out west, I cut across TX and went to Canadian. The lady's welding art shop is a bed and breakfast.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Arrington+Ranch+House+Lodge/@35.6687576,-100.4574085,12z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0xda5cf983b423edbe!8m2!3d35.7162986!4d-100.453117
And - I stood at that intersection for like half an hour, listening to cows and those giant windmills....(which aren't in the film)
http://www.allancup.ca/castaway2.jpg
It's 1268 and 5, just south of the ranch.
One of the great side-trip adventures of my life. What a fucking great movie.
edit: added...listening to cows and those giant windmills....(which aren't in the film)"
CirnexNon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dennis the Menace, such a terrible movie...
lanismycousin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Home Improvement: The Movie ?
KingOfDamnation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came here to say this was way late darn
Earnin_and_BERNin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:20:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I lucked out I guess but here's an upvote.
Stevey854 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:02:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
House isn't a film
Chinesecommentary ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:04:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cast Away starring Hanks
Stevey854 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God it was a joke
Chinesecommentary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, it went over my head :(
redditmodssuckass ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:24:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top Gun was a great movie.
WarpWorld7 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:49:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JETSON
randomaccountable ยท 7157 points ยท Posted at 15:27:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I see dead people"
Talltopp ยท 1851 points ยท Posted at 18:36:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Warcraft 3!
Invoqwer ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 21:05:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
whosyourdaddy
noxelius ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 23:28:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
greedisgood
Catchhomethrowaway ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:38:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
there is no spoon
BlaineWolfe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who is john galt
clandgap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tenthleveltaurenchieftain
Raven_7306 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:30:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
warpten
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:35:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That one's always fun to watch the AI with. The moment a building is destroyed, another is built/summoned/whatever.
HappyStalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nine nine nine nine nine... Nine?
PoopIsYum ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:28:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/unexpectedfactorial
jfb1337 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:03:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So... Warcraft 6?
Shustak ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:15:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not a movie!
GLaDOSexe2 ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 20:16:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...Yet!
zolikk ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 21:01:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It definitely will be at some point. Like, four movies for Warcraft 3 alone. Which I have absolutely no problem with. as long as they're good
GenrlWashington ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:23:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I very much enjoyed the first one and can't wait for another.
zolikk ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:53:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm very much waiting for a proper director's cut on the first one. They cut out nearly an hour of the movie because "it had to fit into 2 hours". And you can really tell. The movie is good, but if you take it to the chopping block like that, it's gonna become badly paced.
GenrlWashington ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:41:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One full hour cut really explains a lot. I felt like the pacing was way quick. Though that was my only big complaint.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:39:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Mugen593 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:49:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was 40 minutes, but at that point it's close enough.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Mugen593 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:18:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand why it was so hated by critics. I went and I enjoyed it, I would give it an 8 out of 10 (Again I'm biased because I enjoy the games). However, my fiance who was reluctant to go said she very much enjoyed it giving it a 9 out of 10. Former warcraft player casually for a year.
I think the critics are just hating on it because it's a video game movie. Half the reviews I read didn't even make sense especially that one guy that gave DBZ Evolution a 4/5.
I enjoyed the movie and really hope they make sequels.
zolikk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:57:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think the bad criticism started legitimately at some point due to the bad pacing of the movie. There's really lots of characters and plot elements, it's a very crowded movie, and cutting it down to 2 hours made it hard to comprehend for someone who doesn't know Warcraft. So I can kind of understand that (it was the fault of the producers deciding the movie needs to be cut down).
But after that the critic world jumped on a bandwagon of hate and circlejerked itself until every critic agreed Warcraft is the worst piece of shit ever.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Mugen593 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well it actually did profit rather significantly mainly due to China.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warcraft_(film)
310.4 million in revenue when they had a budget of 160 million so that's about 150 million so far in net profit which isn't too bad considering the film is still fresh.
ClockDarling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haven't seen the movie yet but I feel like you can fit a billion hours of movie time based on the amount of lore there is. I'm afraid one 2-hour movie won't be enough. Hope I'm wrong!
zolikk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The content of the movie is really good. But you can tell that it should be a much longer movie because it cuts erratically from place to place and some of the cuts are rather amateurish (like fading out while someone is delivering a line).
They tried to save every possible second while keeping all the plot elements in place, and it made the movie quite erratic at some points. Some of the main human characters barely get any screen time, and aren't developed. They probably were in the extra content, but it was cut for not being "essential" to the plot.
The production simply undermined itself by this "max 2 hours allowed" mentality.
rectal_beans ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:02:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Movie for each campaign mission. They could pull a marvel on Warcraft 3. And the final movie would just glorious.
ChipChippersonAMA ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:46:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I go away for work I replay the game at nights
Shustak ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:35:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yes please
ElSulca ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found the time traveller. Which Warcraft movie would you say was the best?
akaioi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Golf clap
EricTheChef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I have not heated a single campaign mission without the use of this cheat.
Johnzor818 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you mean "For the Horde!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lok'tar ogar
UltimateInferno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They already made third one?!
horhar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That one also has another one of my favorite quotes: "There is no spoon."
PolarX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's undead
TorqueLugnut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love the dead... frequently."
ritschi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I love reddit. This made me laugh out loud.
Saeta44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No man lives forever, my son.
LH44Gooner ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 18:37:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanic.
Kmlkmljkl ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 18:47:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heh, icy dead people.
icy-you ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:08:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is the only time my username is relevant
Matti_Matti_Matti ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some were from Eastern Europe so... Icy poles?
espo1234 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:19:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this sixth sense?
widermind ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:30:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yup
hpdefaults ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, it's Odd Thomas
dangermond ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:49:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Random Trivia question: In what movie does Bruce Willis say - "All I see are dead people"
Dom0 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:13:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 monkeys?
dangermond ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:36:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. Easier here because it's obviously not Sixth Sense. Most people guess sixth sense without even pausing. Good job though!
BlackfishBlues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, that's a really good question for a trivia night!
beerweevil ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:57:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe I had scroll so far down to find this one. I thought for sure it would be at the top
Xertious ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:43:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This. I guess a lot of newer generation haven't seen it. When I jokingly say "Bruce Willis is actually dead" whenever people get pissy about spoilers people don't get the reference.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:35:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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tryingtofitin-dammit ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:41:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're dead."
ScaldingSoup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's Shyamalan's only good movie IMO.
Indianize ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:48:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I liked Unbreakable, Signs and the Village too.
ScaldingSoup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:57:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I forgot about Unbreakable. Signs and The Village were ok.
randomaccountable ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:08:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I feel that there is a certain amount of time that if you haven't seen a film you don't deserve to complain about spoilers. Maybe 5 years after release you have no excuse to complain.
A_Hairless_Trollrat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know the reference, not the movie, not the title, nothing. Let's keep it that way. Fuck you, person who replies to this with the movie title. 8 hope your children eat you in some chili the neighborhood kid makes next year.
Ariviaci ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
South Park!
sea_of_teaaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe this explains why I haven't seen any "yeah, baby! yeah!"'s or "schwing!"'s yet.
On that note: "she was a thief, you better be-lief, she stole my heart and my cat".
(I honestly did not realize these were all MM movies until I finished typing, the guy's prolific)
FuckFFmods ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its at the top jeez!
Devodevo2002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You were here too soon!
rrealnigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is now
Tumoxa ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:06:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starcraft 2
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:27:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's great.
iwans92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First thing I thought was Scary Movie!
goryIVXX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching this right now...
randomaccountable ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:26:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're saying there are other things to do than spend all your time on Reddit? ...
Lebor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Casper?
seagramsseven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought for sure Harry Potter. The one where he fights Dumbledore and brings his parents back to life.
DempseyRoller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Walking dead?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry"
fzh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Object Twoniverse?
Bluedemonfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only south park comes to mind but I guess south park was probably referencing it.
BarackYoMama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knight?
bjbyrne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanic
brett_riverboat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scary Movie!
Th3BlackLotus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulse?
DonKanailleSC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
icy dead people
nbf98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scary movie
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea what that is from.
Metalnakls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand
Unclefrank35 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanic?
Jawsh305 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!!!
obamalips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The price is wrong bitch
mrwelchman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
man of steel
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The sixth sense
Foobelepo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Littering and?"
Knockaire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanic?
Edit; sorry thats icey dead people
veganzombeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ehh some horror film. Sixth sense?
kairujex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GOD DAMN INTUITION!"
The Recursion Theorem
CANTFINDCAPSLOCK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
blacksheepwall
UhCrunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always heard it as "ICEE DEAD PEOPLE" before I watched the movie.
Made no goddamn sense.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried a strawberry banana shake at Starbucks for the first time today
MrSenorSan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Tourist.
Erik_The_Redd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scary Movie!
Kaptep525 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joe Allen?
go_fuck_your_mother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindler's List
NiceSasquatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is the best answer, because this quote describes the whole movie and the great twist at the end. It is not just a well known quote like most of the responses here are.
LookDaddyImASurfer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coming to America?
Dragonsinger16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watched this the other night again. Noticed the stepmother at the girls funeral was the only one wearing red.... Catch something new every time I rewatch it!
andre_schni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SIXTH SENSE
Madanus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I once whispered this at the end of Titanic when they are in the water and you can see their breath. Didn't go over well...
swamicarl ยท 5377 points ยท Posted at 16:42:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yer a wizard, 'Arry!"
FluxCapacitater ยท 1184 points ยท Posted at 18:23:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a wot?!
swamicarl ยท 866 points ยท Posted at 18:29:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A wizard! You're going to go to Hogwarts, get an owl and do spells and shit.
HarbaughsKhakis ยท 334 points ยท Posted at 19:26:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Listen here, Hagrid, you FAT OAF. I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!
Improperfaction ยท 183 points ยท Posted at 21:17:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'LL SET YER BEARD ON FIRE!
pants_full_of_pants ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 00:07:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Listen here ye speccy cunt! Square go-like! Yer a wizard and that's that!
TomToffee ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 01:17:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...i'm a wot?
ararararararagi ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 02:22:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YER A WIZARD HARRY FOR FUCK'S SAKE LISTEN TO MEEEH
With-a-Cactus ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:41:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch the shit out of this version
gsuthi ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 02:24:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well you're in luck... https://youtu.be/tKNhPpUR0Pg
DONT_PM_ME_UR_MOOBS ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:26:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can i have some more links to videos like this? Im looking for a good 2 hours to waste
sweetalkersweetalker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:34:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/mT7PPED0deA. THEY NEED TO BE AWARE OF THE PENISES
Nalineso ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:12:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO! THEY DON'T! You little sick man!
ShadowWard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:51:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd shit a wot?
jmerridew124 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:29:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FER FOOKS SAYK HARRY LISTEN TO MEH
MrSeanicles ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:13:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'LL STICK ME DICK IN THE OWL
childofburningtime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:52:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I DID THAT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND THAT WAS A BAD MOVE, YOU ARE A WIZARD
ThomMcCartney ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 00:41:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY CUNT SQUARE - GO LIKE
System0verlord ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 23:07:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll burst ye!
soaringpineapple96 ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 23:11:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna gnaw yer arm off Hagrid!
SuperSleuth119 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 23:28:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For god sakes harry what is with this language?!!!
FluxCapacitater ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 01:37:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao what is this from?
hessproject ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:17:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/tKNhPpUR0Pg
xKappz ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 00:08:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND YER GUNNA BE FUCKIN' PLEASED ABOUT ET
Romejanic ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 00:14:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AH DOn'T WANT TO DO YER STUPID SPELLS YEA BASKET CASE
Victolabs ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:20:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can i get a link to the video again?
gsuthi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:25:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/tKNhPpUR0Pg
MCGtr1ck ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:35:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna fuck the owl
citare ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 19:46:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll put mah dick in the owl!"
Kritigri ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 19:54:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Immah put mah DICK in the owl!"
710733 ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 19:56:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did that when I was younger and that was a bad move
Dedj_McDedjson ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 19:59:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, that's how you get 'Hog'warts.
NouryHD ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:47:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg i love u guys jjst made my day xD
Gravitas00 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:13:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya'll are pleasantly insane.
roryarthurwilliams ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:48:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're referring to this
Gravitas00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
0_0 And then there was that.
Broken_Sorting_Hat ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:01:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your enthusiasm, mixed with a fascination with both Flora and Fauna, clearly marks you.............a Ravenclaw!
MeFigaYoma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
only talks about ravenclaw
garm302 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IM GONNA STICK MA DECK IN DE OWL
Bradford_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's also this guy that'll try and kill you again but, I can't tell you his name.
Darius314 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'LL PUT MA DICK IN THE OLW!
l4p4k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll put my dick in the owl
OmgItsTania ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE FUCKING PLEASED ABOUT IT!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna put mah dick in the owl
DreamPhase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IM GONNA PUT MAH DICK IN THEE OWL.
IlanRegal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'LL PUT ME DICK IN THE OWL
Kraymur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'LL LIGHT 'YER BEARD ON FIYA"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And yer gunna be fockin' PLEASED about it!
norizontal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a direct quote.
Mr_Krabs_Left_Nut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll fuckin burst ye
Zongo7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll fuckin' put ma DICK in the owl!
wanderingBucket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But... I'm just Harry!
LemonSqueezer86 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:10:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love how you were trying to so hard at the beginning of this but at the end you're just like Fuck it "spells and shit"
SuperSleuth119 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:27:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's a reference
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:39:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of today's ten thousand: https://youtu.be/ceJ_DeT-c3M
nitrous2401 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:20:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A WAZARD!
matticans7pointO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/_BhMq_N7cA8
TerrySouthernLives ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:33:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/uwotm8
owyatt13 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:40:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a god damned wizard, didn't you hear what i just fucking said" -Hagrid
Conallgilmore ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:37:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But I'm just harry
alex8562983674 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am fucking wat m8?
MarcusWelchDreamweav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a h'what? - Hank
entertainingly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a Harry, Wizard!
IrrationalFraction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A wizard ya fookin bastard
calibared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UWOTM8
darkslide3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he just called you a virgin, mate.
Medical__Student ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phonetics at its finest, well done.
xnira ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 19:47:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?" he asked calmly.
xilef_destroy ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 19:49:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HARRY! DID YA PUT YOUR NAME IN THA GOBLET OF FIRE!!!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:46:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*GOBLARAFAR
controversial_op ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:56:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO SIR!
Biased_Dumbledore ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:59:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was a brilliant follow up. Rich in details, narrowed down which story was being addressed...... calm and rugged Headmaster. Fine work.
10 points to Gryffindor!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Yo_2T ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:55:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Us Potterheads mostly complain about the manner of delivery, which changes how his character fundamentally is.
miniatureelephant ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:05:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's got to sort out her priorities.
Desirai ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:49:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like this one the best cuz you did it right!
Shadow_XG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're Harry Potter!"
CowBully ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He clearly says the H. Why does everyone get this wrong?
Ardub23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because 'e drops a lot of H's. Not all, mind, but a lot.
DymonX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a whaaaat?
rwv ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:00:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So the OP is Sorcerer's Stone.
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
Touchmycooker ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:39:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good" is Prisoner of Azkaban though...
Ardub23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir beware."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I moved recently, I was trying to keep track of what books were in which box. 'Yer a wizard, 'Arry!' scribbled on a box got a lot of weird looks from the movers.
nerd-is-the-word ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a hairy wizard
slumdwellers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
im a wot
Legault_Revan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a hairy wizard!"
Jonathan_Strange1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are we quoting porn now?
JadeLegume ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhhh Yer a Hairy Wizard!
Believe_Land ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disagree. Never seen a Harry Potter movie. To me this could be the first or the last or anything in between.
shmenahana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isnt it weird that in the movie it says it like you stated, but in the book it says it backwards "harry, yer a wizard"
MajorFuckingDick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game of Thrones isn't a Movie.
Surtysurt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit what up
Sinestro617 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does this count if you Harry is part of the name of the movie?
LostHobo143 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter
DCMook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a 'Harry Wizard!
ihatedogs2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Potter
username_offline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
too specific
yParticle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sort of namey.
lastrideelhs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a 'Arry Wizard.
youreawizurd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imawizurdarry
waffle_kitten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/2mgFmHI.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/ue1FlGQ.gif?gifm
http://giant.gfycat.com/UnfinishedJampackedBigmouthbass.gif
R0ll_F0r_Initiative ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
awww yisssss
Microdynamite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars the clone Wars?
Rafzar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://goo.gl/photos/q8YR6THbxLYoqX857
ABurntC00KIE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh! I know this one!
That's Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone!
Ardub23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No post on Sundays."
IronedSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fucking Trekkies shakes head and walks away
Harrywheeler_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:26:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
is that from a porno?
Me_Tarzan_You_Gains ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:39:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is from Birth of a Nation. Not the new one, the Ku Klux Klan one from 1915. It details the story of a young southern man as he is revealed to be the prophesied Imperial Wizard but the path will not come easy as he becomes the target of carpet baggers and northern republicans.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Me_Tarzan_You_Gains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes it's an inspirational biopic about Nat Turner and him organizing slaves to kill white people in the south.
jthomas694 ยท 2424 points ยท Posted at 16:42:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
str8_ched ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 18:15:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In all fairness, that line basically has the movie title in it
Aurora011 ยท 188 points ยท Posted at 20:55:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodgewrench
gravity_ ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 00:59:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, wrenchball
IsThisNameValid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:56:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you can"
NuckElBerg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:40:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
noxelius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:50:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ayyyy, Gringo!!!!
LookDaddyImASurfer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So You Think You Can Dodge
sweetgreggo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrenchball
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat.
Llama11amaduck ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 20:59:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodge duck dip dive and dodge
PopsicleMud ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 21:57:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorite things in that movie was how the young Patches O'Houlihan winces when he has to say the second "dodge," but old Patches is gung-ho when he says it. Like he's fully embraced the crazy persona of the dodgeball expert over the decades.
Darth_Rasputin32898 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:21:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also 'deflect.' Not in the movie but still pretty good.
koteuop ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 20:58:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy Hell, son! You're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollypop!
Opie59 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:47:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like the theatrical version of that line better.
"You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop."
thebananahotdog ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:43:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!"
Gliste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't Nelson say this when Bart punched him?
Rob_1089 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:16:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck you Chuck Norris"
QueequegTheater ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:01:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's "Thank you, Chuck Norris."
Stiller's character grumbles "Fuckin' Chuck Norris..." during the credits.
Rob_1089 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what i meant, the wonderful ending scene
mljje ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:41:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I drink my own urine because it's necessary?
VarioussiteTARDISES ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:45:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, it's.
"Necessary? Do you think it's necessary for me to drink my own urine?"
Gnarly_B ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 20:51:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO! But I do it anyway because its sterile and I like the taste!
VarioussiteTARDISES ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:52:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I should watch that again.
SecretAgendaMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's never a bad idea to rewatch Dodgeball. I laugh every time I do.
unionlind ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:10:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bit off topic but relevant... Went to a sport festival a few weeks ago and there was dodgeball, saw 3 teams dressed from this movie, was so great.
tikhead ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:33:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway because it's sterile! And I like the taste!
splendidName ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:18:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know this one, it has to do with dodging and balls being thrown... wrench ball?
TRFlippeh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:52:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodge Duck Dip Dive and Dodge!
AckmanDESU ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:47:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I googled the phrase, watched the scene and decided to watch the movie.
That was funny in an old-american way. And very sexist. And funny. And I learned new English expressions like jeepers, jeez louise and other crap. Closest thing I remember watching is Back to the Future.
"You all are about as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop!" kek
PeacefulKnightmare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same thing goes for a firearm.
W00DERS0N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I mean the title is in the quote.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what's this from?
Jessuhcuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodgeball Unless that was sarcasm then ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
veganzombeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck I am not a film buff by any means.
DirtyUncleSam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop
ilinamorato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Questionable. The title is technically in the quote.
Star90s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love that movie. I think I've watched a hundred times.
Kiljoy911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was my yearbook quote
Captain_BF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball
Wgeiermann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because itโs sterile and I like the taste.
albert471 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The 5 d's of dodgeball: 1) Dodge 2) Duck 3) Dip 4) Dive 5) Dodge
CastleRockDoR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel shocked.
imnotavegan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sniffs I love the smell of queef in the morning.
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are not a pirate!
twodogsfighting ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:59:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terminator.
Unuhpropriate ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:36:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kane?
[deleted] ยท 1705 points ยท Posted at 16:07:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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LordSoren ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 20:17:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze. Granted, Michelangelo was quoting Karate Kid but still.
WarpWorld7 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:32:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wax on... MOUTH OFF!!
Hypknowpautamist ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:24:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone pointed out to me the similarity between the original and the remake, how in the original "wax on, wax off" and the remake "jacket on, jacket off" both sound like slang for masturbating.
hextree ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:40:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like the first is for circumsised, and the second uncircumsised.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:28:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"jacket off" .......... yeah
edit: "wax off" ..... holy shit! mind blown
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:56:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back Door Sluts 8?
Babraham023 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:06:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh Tokyo Drift! My fav too
Rawbbeh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put him in a body bag!
Anal_Gravity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:18:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dogma too
NipplezoftheFuture ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:23:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SWEEP THE LEG!!!
kommandant33 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whacks on, whacks off" - same line, different movie.
joshuad80 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:32:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
JulianneLesse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
40 Year Old Virgin
flipyourdick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The clapper!
Murderaven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Club?
FasterandFurious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what
IronedSandwich ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:19:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nice one, Nikki Hornball's Wild Rides 2 is a favourite!
[deleted] ยท 5853 points ยท Posted at 13:31:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't handle the truth!"
Gamerguywon ยท 1911 points ยท Posted at 15:21:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I've heard this quote so much but I don't actually know where it's from..
Edit: Ok I get it it's from Few Goodmen I'll have to watch it sometime.
varikin ยท 1777 points ยท Posted at 15:32:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Few Good Men
sonofaresiii ยท 5020 points ยท Posted at 16:24:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A
DoctorBreakfast ยท 1834 points ยท Posted at 17:53:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't wait for the sequel: Few Good Men B
wildcard5 ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 21:47:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2 Few 2 Good
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:55:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I live my life one court date at a time. "
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:39:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Few and the Good
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:18:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2 Fewer 2 Gooder
Yeezus__Saves ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:07:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you mean the sequel: 20 good men
tjsr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:36:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They made 10 seasons of it, it's called JAG.
Notbob1234 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:30:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Won't be nearly as good.
Wasabi_Nasal_Spray ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:57:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the prequel: Few Good Man
underwriter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Few Good Men: 2 Few 2 Furious
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:26:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What comes before part B?
PARTAAAAYYYY!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They New York retelling.
Hunteraln ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No you just flip the disc
ShoeShaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its on the other side of the tape
freezlebub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or: A Lot of Bad Men
kayzingzingy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the one that should have the gold
jetmanfortytwo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the Game of Thrones crossover: Ser Twenty Goodmen
CBtheDB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's Dr. Breakfast! The cereal with a PhD!
What's a PhD? It's an acronym for Powerful, Healthy & Delicious!
dhoomz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Few Good Bi Men?
zomjay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god no! I'm so sick of Hollywood and their fucking sequels!
---YNWA--- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Few Goodmen B
Slugshot57 ยท 185 points ยท Posted at 17:44:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Generous grade... B+ at best!
bfevans19 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:28:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What are you talking about? That movie has Jack Nicklaus and Terry Cruz at the peak of their careers.
Hispanicatthedisco26 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:27:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terry Crews? /s
AthleticsSharts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:13:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ted Crews?
UselessGadget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know that it was about golf.
Matti_Matti_Matti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You no good man. Why you no A?
SebayaKeto ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 17:44:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twenty
Death_Wisher ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:24:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good
TheLoneGreyWolf ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:39:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Men
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:05:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get hype
Silent_Shadow_117 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:53:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking confirmed
TomToffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bowl
nmdarkie ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:00:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Few Good Amen?
varikin ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:47:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A what?
sonofaresiii ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 16:56:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Few Good Men
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 16:57:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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sonofaresiii ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:03:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A what?
WeGottaGoFast1138 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:44:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Few Good Men.
SalemDrumline2011 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:46:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A
HaveAnInternets ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:51:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A what?
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:55:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Few Good Men.
GiveMeThemPhotons ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:59:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother of God.
darkwingdame ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:02:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother of God What?
GiveMeThemPhotons ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:05:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Supertroopers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfE1Ip2wot4
Gamerguywon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:06:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother of Few God Men
Kusibu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tom Cruise?
schiavi810 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A
mostardaxDD ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:00:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again. Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
swimfastalex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
varikin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
ChiefFireTooth ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:34:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dont think you were supposed to say "what" even though he said to. i think it's more of an ironic thing.. but he sounds upset, so i'd be careful
DaRealGeorgeBush ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You! Flock of seagulls...
custardgash ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:02:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A wizard Harry!
sjselby95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A hwat
SirVer51 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:55:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A comment that is literally a single character long got gilded. Ah, Reddit.
sonofaresiii ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was a pretty good character though. One of the best, if you ask me.
MmmBra1nzzz ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:31:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao
Powerpuff_God ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lmo
snappyk9 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:56:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, there was more than one.
KingGoddeth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:19:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn Canadians...
overusedcomment ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:08:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a very high upvote:character ratio
High_Sparr0w ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:32:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
aron Sorkin
Nex_Ultor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:39:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This comment has one of the highest upvotes-to-characters ratios I've ever seen.
jeaguilar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:03:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This has to have one of the highest upvote to character count ratios I've ever seen!
varikin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:37:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You son of a bitch, you got gold! I drop the stupid A and you get gold. Reddit astounds me.
sonofaresiii ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good team work
hamlet9000 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:21:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was there a Few Good Men B?
sonofaresiii ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, it was a play first...
cwfutureboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know, yo.
giants4210 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:17:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
N
Cuillin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:18:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Few Good Men A? Haven't heard of that movie...
Artificecoyote ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes, that quote is from the climatic scene in "few good amen" when the smarmy atheist is told "you can't handle the truth!" As the Christian protagonist pulls out his pocket Bible.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
S
Adamsax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F
slyvvr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
+
MissChievousJ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the Canadian version?
LadyCailin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Few Good Men, A
Numendil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F
screen317 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:19:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thank
ayjayyy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:29:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lmao
TomToffee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B
gioyaya ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Few
bobsotherson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the Canadian version?
christocarlin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Few Good Amen?
StayPuffGoomba ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F
RogueMonkalot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good movie.
Kildynn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This has got to be the shortest post that had ever been gilded
sonofaresiii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bit surprised myself
PATXS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://np.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1br5mc/what_would_you_do_for_1_billion_but_not_for_1/c99f575?compact=true
Kildynn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that just proves h > a
PATXS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's technically a shorter comment because the h is lowercase
sonofaresiii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my absolute favorite part of that is how everyone came together to spell out "hitler did nothing wrong!" letter by letter
kronaz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, Fonz.
SetTheJuiceLoose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OMG It's The Fonze!
bunyacloven ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got the the highest gold to letter ratio already!
BillyQ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:12:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, someone is really dishing the gold out in this thread - congrats.
nc863id ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:47:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This may be the shortest gilded comment I have ever seen.
sonofaresiii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm as surprised as you are
pharmacon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Solid gold/characters you got on that comment.
sonofaresiii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my crowning achievements
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:54:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I've never seen someone get gold for just putting one friggin' letter. That's amazing.
sonofaresiii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bit surprised myself.
OutoflurkintoLight ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:19:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FEW
__Enigma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GOOD
charliesinthebushes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:59:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MEN
RevoultionOutcast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/\
PM_ME_ANY_STEAM_KEYS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How the hell did this comment get gold?!
sonofaresiii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The poster's stunning good looks probably had something to do with it
jerbaker087 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LMAO
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I could get gold for posting a single letter, I would be soooooo happy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I could get gold for posting a single letter, I would be soooooo happy.
sonofaresiii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you should try getting gold for posting a single post
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a post with 4 golds once. :D
sonofaresiii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure you got what I was getting at
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I could get gold for posting a single letter, I would be soooooo happy.
sonofaresiii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You made a double post
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I could get gold for posting a single letter, I would be soooooo happy.
InsomniacPlagueis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think this comment is probably the shortest ever to receive 3248 karma and gold
sonofaresiii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good God I didn't believe the karma score when you said it but there it is
E: you guys are going to make this my highest rated comment aren't you
InterstateExit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this the most-upvoted single-letter comment in Reddit history?
sonofaresiii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I highly doubt that
mshab356 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao?
whizzedcheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol gold for a one letter reply. Cool.
Brazzelon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FEW
Trainer_joeys_ratata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ayeeeeeee
DostThowEvenLift2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
N
dirtieottie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B
ChiefFireTooth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
N
_deffer_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lmao
obviousguyisobvious ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:30:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The prequel to Twenty Good Men
chaosmaker911 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it was called goodfellas
Crisiss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:21:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God damnit
Chromegloss ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:31:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ser Twenty of House Good Men
AnEternalSkeptic ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:52:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twenty, to be exact.
Twenty Goodmen
Xenon360 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:58:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was desperately hoping that someone would type this
Batman53090 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:32:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ramsay Bolton would like to know if twenty qualifies as Few.
Zarokima ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:30:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like there was a huge missed opportunity there. If I ever win the lottery, I'm going to finance a shot for shot remake called A Few Goodmen and have John Goodman play every single character.
Sericata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even Demi Moore?
grahamwhich ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:39:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Few Good Men?
varikin ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 16:47:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that's what I said
grahamwhich ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:04:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe my phones glitching but I think you forgot the A in the beginning of the title
varikin ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 17:12:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't forget. I just didn't include it.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:45:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Little brother of the esteemed Ser 20
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:16:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ramsay? I didn't know the Boltons had a reddit presence...
knightling ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:49:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
20 good men.
ChuckinTheCarma ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:18:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
which ones, specifically
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...And A Girl
Codyxwx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
George
teh_fizz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:55:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Seinfeld.
OCD_ocd_o_c_d ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me its always been from Seinfeld. George Costanza was the first one to say it while he was working on his Jack Nicholson.
TheMediumPanda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Re watched it just last week. Cruise still grates your nerves in a few scenes but it's still a very watchable film (caught a few others this year that didn't age well).
bitesports ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cerres ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, don't tell him. I don't think he can handle the truth.
Turdfergason3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but what movie is it from?!
ecmrush ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:29:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah my dank memer brain read that as Feels Good Men at a glance
letmereaddamnit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
is that at all connected to twenty good men?
tommy_the_tit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
is he the younger brother of Ser Twenty Goodmen?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
? I could swear it's from the departed.
Irish451 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but now I want a movie where someone clones Jon Goodman twice...
J0ofez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
20 Goodmen
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:41:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaron Sorkin, dude. Guy's fuckin phenomenal.
DiabloConQueso ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:54:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, yes, the classic A Few Goodmen.
Racist_Wakka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's Saul?
GaryV83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
S'all good, man...
F117Landers ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:34:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Few Good Men
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:36:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The courtroom scene from A Few Good Men.
miasma992 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you meant this clip
A Few Good Expenses
Doovid97 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:38:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
20 good men
almightybob1 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:12:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not that many. Just a few.
BholeFire ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:15:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The rest were just okay.
Zack_Fair_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:29:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A dozen just okay men
HeyCasButt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could take an army with that many good men
ShokubutsuNingen ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:12:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shark Tale
SimpsonN1nja ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:37:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Few Good Men. It's not action packed by any means, but holy cow is it a good movie.
Wellhowboutdat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:21:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Few Good Men. Do nothing and speak to no one until you watch it.
kralrick ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:03:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you love how someone's already answered your question but 20 other people feel the need to chime in too?
Gamerguywon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:11:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No.
Neelshah0123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Few good men starring Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:18:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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AboutDameTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a dumb thing to argue but are you sure that is the "pinnacle" of Nicholson's career? I would say the 70's is the pinnacle of his career but again, its all a pinnacle really so its pointless to argue about.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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AboutDameTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am more of a Chinatown fan so I guess that is why I lean towards 70's Jack.
rotll ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:13:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't handle the answer!
Me_Tarzan_You_Gains ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's from a scene in Toy Story 2 when the toys confront Andy about selling them to the collectors.
thepennydrops ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:49:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh... Saul Goodman's brother
the_seed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:21:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometime? You should watch it this weekend!
Wizard_of_Ozzy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:16:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is he a cousin of Saul?
turducken138 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
?
http://i.imgur.com/0Ah91.jpg
ccchuros ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:34:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh! You know Few Goodmen? How is old Fewey these days? I haven't seen him in a few.
Dark_messengeR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:36:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Liar Liar
bjb406 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Satirizing the movie has actually become far more popular than the movie itself.
the_leprechauns_anus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shining.
Al_Faluppi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ser Few of House Goodmen
Crimson_Shiroe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A few Good Men. I don't actually recall the plot all that well, but there is a courtroom scene where a lawyer is asking a military dude to tell them the truth. He responds with "you can't HANDLE the truth."
Mysticpoisen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rugrats go to Paris
paxgarmana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A few Good Men
go rent it now
then watch it
go ahead, I'm waiting
CrummyDunks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's from the critically-acclaimed podcast Cognitive Dissonance.
TylerSutherland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A FEW GOOD MEN. Watch it.
mentallyimpaired ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's John Goodman's mother
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's actually kind of a long, boring movie but that last court scene where the quote comes from is epic.
Gamerguywon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It can't be as boring as 2001: A Space Odyssey.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, certainly not nearly so.
jesonnier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You really should watch it. The entire final dialogue between Cruise and Nicholson is fucking fantastic. The definition of nailing a scene.
hawaiianbry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a pretty stellar documentary about John Goodman's family barbershop quartet, composed of him and his father and two brothers.
JasonOnTheBeach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Few Goodmen
The story of John's illegitimate children
underwriter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John's brother, Few Goodman
moderndukes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Few Goodmen, starring John and his family.
scribbler8491 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hugh Goodman
proud_to_be_a_merkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've only heard of the one...
AbsentEthics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's only 24 years old, I can totally understand you not having had the time to see it yet...
โ_โ
Gamerguywon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I'm only 16 years old and haven't heard of it until now.
GunNNife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a really well done movie. The courtroom scene is dramatic as can be!
Dracomega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How many is a few? Would you say 20 good men is enough?
conradfart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A few Goodmen sounds like a poorly attended Jewish family reunion.
TomatoFettuccini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then there's the Jewish version, a few Goodmans.
JoeyJoJoJrShabado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Simpsons.
BeePeeaRe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I deride your truth handling abilities.
JoeyJoJoJrShabado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well played.
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 17:45:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like "honor", "code", "loyalty". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what it is that you think you are entitled to!
bobslidell ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:19:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably my favorite speech in a movie, except maybe Bill Pullman in Independence Day
dan_man_USN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:33:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean President Lone Starr
Kcb1986 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:34:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here is the scene! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopNAI8Pefg
IN_to_AG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The older I get the more I empathize with that man.
When I was younger, I thought Tom Cruise was the hero of the film.
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:45:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a seasoned veteran, I find myself agreeing with most of Nicholson's monologue. Most. It's part of what makes the writing so intelligent, because he crosses the line just enough to show that he expects respect without returning it to the citizens he swore to serve. It's how he justified Santiago's death.
IN_to_AG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree - I should have been more clear with my comment.
He betrayed his oath, and his responsibility to his men - but you can understand how and why something like that would happen.
He was a toxic leader, built on a foundation of pride.
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I hear/read that speech, I notice the subtle nuances. His delivery highlights some of the subtleties where he emphasizes the ideas that are part of his ego. He floats between proud and conceited. Great movie scene
JuicedCardinal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, he was prepared to sit by as two young Marines got thrown under the bus to protect his rising star after they followed his orders. He's still the villain here, I think.
IN_to_AG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:54:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No - I agree with you; I should have written more.
He's definitely not the hero he makes himself out to be. He doesn't respect the system he is protecting anymore (if he ever did), or the men he is supposed to lead and develop (your primary duty as a leader, is always to your men). But at the same time - his type of personality, and willingness to go and do is what made him into what he is. What made him effective.
But Cruise isn't the hero of the film either. He's a man trying to impose himself into a world he doesn't respect or understand. He's never been a commander, never had to lead men, and never will. He sees the world in very black and white terms, and that's not necessarily the way it works. He wants the justice of the world, at the cost of the system that facilitates it.
redx1105 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you order the code red??
manfly ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You seriously took the time to type all that out? So what, so you could prove to a bunch of Internet strangers that you have no real hobbies?
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Copy paste from Wikipedia
ChampionsWrath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You seriously took the time to type all that out? So what, so you could prove to a bunch of Internet strangers that you're a pretentious asshole?
manfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah
Laughatdanger12 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:06:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did u order the code red!"
KhorneChips ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:17:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT I DID.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:26:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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KhorneChips ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:42:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely. It's one of my favorites.
nickmista ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd already seen it once and it was great, then channel surfing one night it had just started. It's a bit under 3 hours long but I decided it was worth every minute to get to that courtroom scene. Superb movie.
ikesbutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read somewhere he did that speech in 1 take.
SmileDarnYaSmile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely one of my all time faves. I could watch it over and over - especially the court scenes. Prefection all around with Nicholsons performance being my favorite. Such a great actor
rob_s_458 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna tear your eyes right outta your head and piss in your dead skull
KhorneChips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MARINE.
10gil ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:45:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No truth-handler, you.
JoeyJoJoJrShabado ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:25:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I deride your truth-handling abilities!
10gil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:42:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
< ^ >
ArbainHestia ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:29:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Simpsons - Secrets of a Muccessful Marriage
megalojake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:07:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shark Tale!
Coherence13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You snotty little bastard
dan_man_USN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You fucking people
KeiranN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly thought it was Shark Bait
Neemers911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP didn't even ask if I want the truth
RockLeePower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The actual truth was pretty easy to handle
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I'd have gone with the old "I oughtta rip the eyes out of your head and piss in your dead skull" line
Edit: missing word added
bhubble84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's Johnny!"
mrRonSwanHuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First thing I thought of too.
billytheid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No truth handler you!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have to ask me nicely.
nassunnova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul pierce?
honeybunches410 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My brother said this quote so many times within the span of 2 months that I started crying because it irritated me so much. He made me cry by saying this quote so many times and so loud.
Sansred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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haloryder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU CANT HANDLE THE ME
rectal_beans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
seinfeld
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!"
8oD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dentist edition, "You can't handle the tooth!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why Arrested Development was cancelled:
"You can't handle the Bluth!"
Vanetia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've used this quote so many times and my husband didn't even realize I was quoting a movie until recently. He loves movies like that I was shocked he hadn't seen it, lol
AWebDeveloper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Story of my life :(
mrthescientist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, shark tale.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID"
You_CantHandyDatruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You called?
TwistedBrother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First though and way too far down this list.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In this same vein:
"You can't handle the tooth!"
CapnScabs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Big Hit
Dannath12341 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twenty. Good. Men.
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No truth-handlers, you. Bah, I deride your truth-handling abilities.
LuigiChalmers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Concussion....
veganzombeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Again, all I've got for this is Futurama.
_sexpanther ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Armageddon?
If-if-if-if-if-if-if ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's because I'm a liberal!"
Gawd129 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
ryanmcstylin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obligatory
DaTigerMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:51 on June 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite movie of all time. It's so well made
gronkspike25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tom Cruise
juxtaposition21 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:04:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack Nicholson
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:07:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:26:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No
plazmablu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:12:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought that if a celebrity came out as gay, it would be him.
CraigKostelecky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's trapped in the closet
AuroraHalsey ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worse, he came out as crazy.
Irememberedmypw ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:37:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soylent green is people , it's people !
The_Real_Egg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:25:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I LOOOOOOVE True Lies
TheRedStoner101 ยท 418 points ยท Posted at 15:02:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
felixtheswordsman ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 16:16:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
African or European?
juancarias ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 17:47:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Huh? I... I don't know that,
gandhi_the_warrior ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:01:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
xenocyte ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:19:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Huw do yuu know sew much about swaluws?
TheGame2912 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:08:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, gotta know these things when you're King, ya know
whelponry ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:58:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
24 mph
juancarias ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:08:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
11m/s for the non illiterate.
Pimptastic_Brad ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:04:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't read you with this much freedom commie.
Edit: Wouldn't km/hr be a more useful conversion? I don't know, I'm American, I don't know what they do in the rest of the world.
Instincts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean, like... Hawaii?
juancarias ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:17:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be 3.96Km/h, did the conversion in a couple seconds, the only issue was dealing with primitive time measures, the only metric unit not defined as x10n
Edit: clearly put the nice 11 so the answer had no decimal numbers.
bunyacloven ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:13:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are using COCONUTS!
NowanIlfideme ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:22:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NONE. SHALL. PASS.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:52:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"What behind the rabbit?"
sscjoshua ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:53:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One day son all this will be yours.
What the curtains?
Thromnomnomok ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:05:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are those who call me... Tim.
ksa325 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: this was completely accidental. He actually had a super long name, but forgot what it was. So he said Tim. They decided it was perfect.
MelayaLaugh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Minor flesh wound
ARatherOddOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
[deleted] ยท 4726 points ยท Posted at 13:48:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Snakes...why'd it have to be snakes?"
[deleted] ยท 218 points ยท Posted at 14:49:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakes On a Plane.
Kidding. ROTLA.
tomatoaway ยท 137 points ยท Posted at 16:33:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Return of The Last Armenian?
Underrated movie
[deleted] ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 16:36:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Random Ostriches That Lick Asses
Good movie. Full of plot holes, though.
tomatoaway ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:39:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, like how did that one guy even know there was going to be an Ostrich on the flight? Do all Armenian's just sit around with their butts hanging out?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:48:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right! And we're expected to believe that an ostrich can both perform brain surgery AND disarm a bomb AND land a commercial airliner AND lick ass that well?
I mean, c'mon....
eltomato159 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:08:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think that's really the reason why the videogame adaptation failed so badly, it's bad for both immersion and gameplay that you have so many abilities. That and the ass licking minigame could've been much better.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not enough ass-lickin'.
mattycfp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And other holes ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
notasrelevant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Return of The Last Airbender
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sequel to A Serbian Film?
SaltAndTrombe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Return of The Last Airbender, sequel to the movie that arose its franchise to greatness
Family-Duty-Hodor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't do well in Turkey though
tomatoaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:12:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, they shot it down before it even had a chance
Siethron ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 18:12:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Return of the last airbender?
thed3al ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 20:39:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no war in Ba Seng Se.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 21:43:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no movie inside these walls. Here we are safe. Here we are free.
EnkoNeko ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:37:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Earth king has invited you to Lake Laogai
KroniK907 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:34:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just gave me nightmares
bumchuckit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why did it have to be motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane?!
twodogsfighting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ride of the turtle llama android.
MoistPockets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking ark.
The_EggBOT_Bop ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:29:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Return of the last airbender?
RegulusMagnus ยท 145 points ยท Posted at 17:19:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I hate snakes!"
"Why couldn't it be follow the butterfliesโฝ"
[deleted] ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 21:19:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its supposed to be spiders
RegulusMagnus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:41:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, yes I know. Did you miss the fact that most of the top level quotes were immediately misattributed as a joke?
shutta ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 20:06:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice interrobang bro
RegulusMagnus ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:58:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Interrobang is one of my favorite special characters. Unfortunately it is not widely used.
RTM_Matt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:58:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It IS however used in the Harry Potter parody books Barry Trotter which are quite good in my opinion.
sharktoothache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god I didn't think anybody else had actually read those
RegulusMagnus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never heard of this! Will have to check it out.
kewl_dood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't mean to be that guy but it's follow the spiders. Unless there's a different movie.
RegulusMagnus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:47:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thatsthejoke.jpg
Most of the other top level comments / quotes were jokingly misattributed.
kewl_dood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay! Yeah. Sorry. I missed it.
DoctorDG-2 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:58:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-Ah, that's just my pet snake Reggie
-I hate snakes Jock, I HATE em!
-Come on, show a little back bone will ya
[deleted] ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 15:26:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
DredPRoberts ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 16:24:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
--Nick Fury
Silasco ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 17:26:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane"
westhoff0407 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:37:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best.
Forever_Man ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:54:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Possibly the worst movie to show on an airplane
mechchic84 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:23:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We watched speed while on a bus when I was in high school.
I watched final destination 3 while on a plane and got called a sick fuck by my friends.
hextree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I watched Top Gun on a plane, and it made me pretty nauseous.
rival22x ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the alps!
gormster ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:36:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
heads up โ asterisks are used to indicate bold and italic formatting in reddit. instead of using asterisks to censor words, try just typing out the fucking word you dumb cunt you're not a fucking child.
Brio_ ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the internet. You can type fuck.
Dr_Winston_O_Boogie ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 17:13:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.
StakkarsAmerikaner ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:45:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?
Wait is this the right movie?
cardinalfan828 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:57:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chamber of secrets.
StreetlampLelMoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No.
PineappleZest ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:33:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol! Poor Indy.
Kelv_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:32:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Druid of the fang Kappa
go_doc ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:36:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jones
random_side_note ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:31:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I only watched Indiana Jones for the first time a couple years ago, and i didn't realize that essentially every pop culture reference to it that I'd seen was basically the first 7 minutes of the first movie. I felt pretty disappointed.
2ndprize ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was too ill to look up another quote from the film so i just decided to shoot instead.
TheMediumPanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still waiting for the sequel: "Bears on a Submarine"
"Where the FUCK did these muthafucking BEARS come from?!"
Good question Sammy, good question indeed.
HopefulSandpiper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite line in that whole movie is when they're going to trap him down in there and he mutters, "Heh heh heh...son of a bitch..."
Yours is admittedly more recognizable, though! Such a great movie.
rwv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP had Indiana Jones and the Something Where Snakes are In the Pit.
"Get these mother fucking snakes off this motherfucking plane".
callmetom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indy had snakes on a plane before it was cool.
IronedSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Australia?
moonablaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakes on a plane?
hyphan_1995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.....on this god damn plane???
heyheyhey007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Home alone
SkyNinjaX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hearthstone anyone?
VarioussiteTARDISES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you afraid of snek?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
because they want snoot-boops /r/sneks
beefjokey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I HATE SNAKES!!!!
Year3030 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It belongs in a museum!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They named you after the dog?
HashMaster9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TOP. MEN.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hearthstone!
epiphanette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakes on a plane?
thing24life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From the ride: "Snakes; you're on your own" or "Tourists... Why'd it have to be tourists?"
CHEESE_PORKROBOT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, I'll tell ya what I'm gonna give you, Snakes.
TheGreatFabsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakes on a Plane!
someoneinsignificant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why couldn't it have been follow the butterflies?!"
Clawless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!"
leaderbean78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana jones and the last crusade.
a22abb2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IJ!
Me_Tarzan_You_Gains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Empire directed by Andy Warhol
PowerSystemsGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That movie was the original "Snakes on a Plan" I mean, there was one snake, on one plane.
Epiksiko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking movie sucks
snakesareawesome1000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakes are friends tho :(
veganzombeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was so close to saying Snakes on a Plane, but it's one of the Indiana Jones films.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Druid of the Fang?
PeachyPunches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goats on a Boat was rad.
Luchavox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reminded me of "I am tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane"
fake450 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"the Challenge", Starring Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
odd choice.
IndyJonesy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody called?
moderndukes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On a plane?
katielady125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He chose...poorly."
PogoPogoPogoPogo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna say "Indiana Jones and the Not Snakes on a Plane."
drdeadringer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indie!!! The torch is going --- out!!!
jimmyarr127 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakes on a Plane, obviously
varen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jones or the mummy?
m33sh4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakes on a plane!
probo1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Druid of the Fang
arnar202 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/SlsMnMNYsKo
LifeIsBadMagic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asps. Very dangerous.
You go first.
yaxamie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On my plane
ylngui ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am sick of the mf snakes on this mf plane.
A_Wizzerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these monkey-fighting Nazis on this Monday to Friday zeppelin!
poorspacedreams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Read that in Samuel L. Jacksons voice.
xThoth19x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't this Indiana Jones?
wmccluskey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This belongs in a museum"
IMIndyJones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Asps. Very dangerous. You go first."
Neuschwannstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakes on a plane?
gellman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:51:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They always motherfucking find a way onto motherfucking planes. Amirite?
Quajek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:34:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On a plane... Why did it have to be on a plane?
Painkiller90 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:45:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sneks on a plen?
Mishkoor ยท 3126 points ยท Posted at 14:50:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is this? A CENTER FOR ANTS?!
Grizzlytiger ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 17:35:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
Mishkoor ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 18:05:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are...are you serious? I just told you that a moment ago.
GoTron88 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 20:18:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ben Stiller had actually forgotten his real lines, and simply defaulted to his previous line. David Duchovny's response was in turn on the spot as well.
PowerSystemsGuy ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:28:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some of the greatest moments in cinema have been improvised.
LookDaddyImASurfer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:27:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously? I just told you that.
kashabash ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:01:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
..Your kidding right?
Llama11amaduck ยท 320 points ยท Posted at 15:20:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It needs to be at least three times this size!"
"He's right!"
pee_ess_too ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 21:39:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best part is the pause as he calculates how much bigger it has to be
Mishkoor ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:56:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you...I have a vision.
Kulimeya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha I read this yesterday where someone built a microscopic arcade machine but I didn't know that this is a movie quote.
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STARES AT YOU BEFUDDLED
[deleted] ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 17:28:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The files are in the computer!
Mishkoor ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:30:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's so simple.
valwow187 ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 17:41:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I became Bulimic"
"You can read minds?"
Mishkoor ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:05:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:o
[deleted] ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 16:56:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not an ambi-turner"
Mishkoor ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:04:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't turn left :(
TheThreeRangers ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:30:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I'm getting the black lung, pop.
karrachr000 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:31:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cough, cough...
InsipidCelebrity ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:17:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mer-MAN
Mishkoor ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:05:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not very well-ventilated down there.
Natholomew4098 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For god's sake Derek, you were down there for a day! Get back to me after 30 years.
Jessicakiersten ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:38:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACHINOS!
Mishkoor ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:05:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jitterbug!
FireDragon79 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:41:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thingsforants
SanchoBlackout69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:47:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are SO MANY
abigthirstyteddybear ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:28:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kill the prime minister of Malaysia!
hysterical-gelatin ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:06:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
President of Micronesia
project_twenty5oh1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:38:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That claymation dude
_jayra ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:01:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How we can be expected to teach the children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside of the building."
Mishkoor ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:08:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Derek, it's just a..."
"I don't want to hear it! The center has to be at least...3 times bigger than this!"
"He's absolutely right ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ"
myhairsreddit ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 16:48:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I'm sorry did my pin get in the way of your ASS? Do me a favor and lose 5 pounds immediately!
Mishkoor ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:54:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so tired! NO Todd, not now.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:58:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ants, so hot right now.... ants.
RockLeePower ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:01:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Antz!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was waiting for a Zoolander one. Either the center for ants or
Okay.. but why male models?
Mishkoor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Both are great. Or even "So how right now" lol
pinkkittenfur ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It has to be at least ... ... ... three times this big!
Mikeforte ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thingsforants
cumin_clove ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:26:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
AgAero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:36:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being really really, really, ridiculously good looking?"
badmartialarts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:19:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the origin of my username. "Prime minister bad, martial arts good!"
panerai388 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mer-MAN, MER-MAN!!
Komotokrill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:58:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're IN THE COMPUTER!!
PowerSystemsGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too bad the sequel didn't have any memorable quotes...... I wanted to die after seeing that movie.
Javen17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It needs to be at least three times the size!
AsterJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was a school wasn't it? A school for kids that can't read good.
DonJovar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
Erik_The_Redd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I INVENTED THE PIANO NECKTIE!
Mishkoor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What have you done Derek??? NOTHING!!! YOU'VE DONE NOTHING!!!!
Erik_The_Redd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're all the same look!!!
Erik_The_Redd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relaxx, relaxx, just do it.
Ask_me_about_WoTMUD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The delivery by all of the actors in their silly roles in that movie is what makes me find it as funny as I do.
Tolve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The files are in the computer.
Tolve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MerMAN, merman!
QSquared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Magnum!
ScoobyDeezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...like when your friends die in a freak gasoline-fight accident...
IlanRegal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It must beat leastโฆ3 times bigger!
abcbbd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models
Trixta85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Todd, are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?"
"My mistake, Jacobim!"
dalittleguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I think I've got the black lung pop"
CastleRockDoR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I'm getting the black lung, pop.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oooo I know this one! ANTZ
iseriouslygotthis ยท 3560 points ยท Posted at 14:09:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
Sunshine_Breeze ยท 654 points ยท Posted at 17:01:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I love you, let's remarry
Boro84 ยท 164 points ยท Posted at 17:28:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't that movie used to have a war in it?
Dreamcast3 ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 17:57:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We warned you, old timer!
MrCluelessFrog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It still has one in it; but it also used to.
chucksef ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:26:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this a quote?
trampled_empire ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:27:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's half of a Mitch Hedberg joke
the_great_philouza ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 20:55:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best bet is to stake yourself out a good spot at the staring window.
princesskate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:50:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oooh, padding!
villagefield ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:08:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They cut out the best word!
Mathsciteach ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:28:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sound editing done by Phoebe's mom.
mjknlr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:00:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice subtle Friends reference bro.
P5ychoRaz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:58:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sniff I never get tired of that ending...
Ram18 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:48:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't there a war in this movie?
DeaJaye ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:32:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't this movie used to have a war in it?
UnidansOtherAcct ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:25:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
clap clap clap clap
solos90 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:00:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't that movie have a war in it?
Apod1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They cut out the best word!
darkbreak ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:43:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't that movie used to have a war?
Kireshai ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:50:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They weren't divorced.
I also feel like I'm not getting a joke right now.
Lupan88 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:24:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Simpsons did an episode where the old folks watch the movie but it appears to have been edited to remove the war as well as to make the ending more palatable for the geriatric audience.
Kireshai ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:38:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, this explains why I don't get the reference. Thanks.
womawoma ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:09:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rhett โค
tomatoaway ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:37:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Don't Give a Van Damme starring JCVD
rawrfearmeh333 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:54:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a Dean."
omar1993 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:27:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the wind?
ARatherOddOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
karrachr000 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:28:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't give a darn? That's our shortstop."
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:08:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finding Nemo: abridged edition
CookieGoddess007 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:25:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I said this to my mom a few weeks ago, we both agreed it's our favorite movie quote.
theshadean ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:09:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still a great movie.
i-touched-morrissey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:38:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone on Reddit is too young to get this one.
Porkbellybeefpotpie ยท 127 points ยท Posted at 18:53:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL people only watch films that were made in their lifetime.
Gamepower25 ยท -20 points ยท Posted at 19:08:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I reckon most people do. I know I personally wouldn't be able to get through a black and white movie, regardless of how good it might be.
Error404- ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:05:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone With the Wind isn't black and white.
Long as hell, but it's in color.
yatsey ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:09:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a serious shame, there are some amazing films you're missing out on there; even contemporary films, Pi especially.
[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 19:49:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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yatsey ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:13:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As much as a buff you say you are, and I don't mean to criticise, but you're truly missing out on some wonderful films by placing a restriction on the formats you're prepare to watch. There was a time where I also couldn't bring myself to watch black and white films willingly, but, thanks to my film studies class, and films like the 39 Steps, Black Narcissus, Citizen Jane, and Pi, I found that colour really is no indication of quality. I heartily encourage you to take explore a wider field of film, hell, even some Chaplin or Keaton is seriously worth the time.
codyoty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to see what Citizen Jane would be about.
UTTO_NewZealand_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:23 on June 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
black and white films actually make me feel sick somehow, I should probably expose myself more to try and cure myself.
kjanta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not even psycho?
(Or sincity)
JayTS ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:05:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the Wind was a technicolor film.
TheCatcherOfThePie ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:48:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you actually tried watching some black and white movies? I'd recommend starting with 12 Angry Men, Casablanca, or the Maltese Falcon. As a bonus, older films tend to be around 90 minutes, rather than the 2+ hours we're used to.
mrsfishy91 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:16:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey I know this movie! I'm 24! Or... Is that old now...?
shadycrop ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:24:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I doubt that. Casablanca is the film.
RayBrower ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 17:31:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not Casablanca, it's from Citizen Kane...
JustALuckyShot ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:59:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait a minute... there was no CANE in Citizen Kane!
mrsuns10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was his sled!
codyoty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spoiler alert!
Reijekt ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:14:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No it isn't, it's from gone with the wind
dtwhitecp ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:18:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See 7 a&b.
Jakuskrzypk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:41:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen casablanca like 3 times yet i didn't get it
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:09:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:58:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't listen to this guy, it's from A Wonderful Life.
shadycrop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godfather part 7*
Reijekt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is because that line isn't in that movie
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:21:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What are you talking about?! I'm 23 and Gone with the Wind is one of my all time favorite movies.
NOT_ZOGNOID ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah you did it before me.
wanking_to_got ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thug life
SeriouslyDave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it was actually: Flatly my dear, I don't riverdance.
-ThisUsernameIsTaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly my damn, I don't give a dear" -my brother's famous misquote
Treyzania ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I should have told my ex when she wanted to get back together.
OGthickBoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh yes, V for Vendetta, of course...
dtwhitecp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It still boggles my mind that a nearly 4 hour movie made so much money. The Force Awakens, a megablockbuster that seemingly everyone saw, made about $3 in revenue per person living in the US at the time if you adjust for inflation. Gone with the Wind made closer to $13.
reddbird34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."
Dan_Ashcroft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flatley my dear, I don't Riverdance
Quagaars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Flatley my dear, I don't Riverdance... give a damn."
Forever_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a doot
Olddawg90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a dean.
Im_The_Goddamn_Dumbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Urgh which movie is this!
the1andonlydave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes I was looking for this!
drinfernoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a dean."
Me_Tarzan_You_Gains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I forget which one, but it's one of the Pierce Brosnan Bond movies where he's talking to a lady henchman he seduced overlooking an evil fortress located inside a dam. Any ways he's tied up, but Q put a detonator switch inside the zipper of his pants. Bond activates the detonator with his wang blowing up the dam with the explosives he placed earlier.
jaytaicho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah. The Mask.
pzinha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because tomorrow is another day!
UpUpDnDnLRLRBA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll think about that tomorrow
sds7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yorkshire version: Frankly m'dear, I don't Geer damn
moronictransgression ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With the possibly more famous version of this from Carol Burnett: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a" (door slams in his face).
Incruentus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My grandmother wasn't allowed to see that in theaters because it had the word "damn."
Rtzlbrmpf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant: Stephen Colbert and Emily Blunt have a fake vomit off
U_Need_A_Brojob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a dean."
perrypopscherry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:13:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a shit."
ItsAZooOutThere ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:08:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Gone with the Wind is my favourite movie ever!!!! (I'm early 20's)
Edit: Wow seriously being downvoted for saying I'm early 20's? Jeez it was because someone lamented that 'everyone on Reddit is too young to get this one'.
Throw-Me-Again ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:40:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah well I'm 12 and I only listen to real music not justin biber like other kids my age
nospr2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was able to see it for the first time in a theater playing classic films. It was really something seeing such a long movie played in a theater
JollyRancherReminder ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:57:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish more movies had intermissions. Salty popcorn plus soda pop - can't remember the last time I didn't have to pee during a long movie.
nospr2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw the Hateful Eight, they actually threw in an intermission in the middle. It was actually something refreshing to be able to walk around and stretch for a moment.
Annapocilipse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The count of Monte Cristo?
CrudelyAnimated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the original. This is so archetypical that it deserves to be stickied to the top of the comments as an example for other comments to follow after.
JollyRancherReminder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This probably is the most iconic movie quote in history, and may always be.
emperorchiao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mean Girls
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:53:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Agamand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:09:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone with the wind.
TheDeltaLambda ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:25:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where will I gooooooo, what will I dooooooooooooo
g_squidman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:54:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here looking for this quote. To my understanding, it's the sole reason the movie is considered a classic.
i-touched-morrissey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GWTW? No it's much more than that quote. So much more. If you really want a good story, read the book.
g_squidman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I watched it, my mom told me that that quote was famous for being the first time swearing was blatantly featured in a film.
[deleted] ยท 5093 points ยท Posted at 13:42:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Shotyslawa ยท 1774 points ยท Posted at 14:22:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.
laceblood ยท 763 points ยท Posted at 17:35:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually think of Clerks 2 when I hear that one Hahahha.
dyaus7 ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 17:54:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL that quote isn't originally from Clerks 2.
laceblood ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 18:14:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah he's parodying the scene where Buffalo Bill does the exact same thing only naked with his dick tucked in the movie Silence of The Lambs lol.
gbsolo12 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 18:37:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jay also does that in clerks 2 though
laceblood ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:42:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ohhhh yeah he DOES get naked !! Haha sorta. He keeps the coat on right??
I have this image in my head of my friend doing it because he did a Jay cosplay and was fully clothed so I got it mixed up hahaha
gbsolo12 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:45:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He opens it up at one point with his dick between his legs
laceblood ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:03:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I need to watch that movie again hahahahaha
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha
BillyQ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:13:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha
RandomlyAgrees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha!
dreweatall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:19:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ยฟHahaha?
BillyQ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ยกHa ha ha!
Hibria ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:31:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
HEY, HAVE YOU EVER WANTED YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:39:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 20:41:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Artwebb1986 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:49:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except you're not referencing clerks 2, since that quote even wrong is from Jay and silent Bob strike back.
Hibria ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:24:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bro, who cares?
RoyRodgersMcFreeley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Actually it's from Clerks not Clerks 2
Edit: it's actually Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Artwebb1986 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:48:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not from either clerks movie. It's from Jay and silent Bob strike back.
drewitup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was wondering when this would be brought up lol
RoyRodgersMcFreeley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:52:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn you're right considering how much I've seen that movie I'm rather ashamed.
ToneBox627 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Berzerker!!!
Hibria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, sorry?
Swampfox85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds painful...
Shaded_Flame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So does Chris in Family Guy. I always wondered if they were nodding to Clerks or Silence
gbsolo12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They were doing Silence
holysnikey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:34:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously I had no idea it was from anything else haha
NiggyWiggyWoo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:35:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inter-species erotica," fucko.
laceblood ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:37:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm fond of "15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand!" But only cause my best friend was at my house and said it, then later my brother repeated it and he got in shit.
NiggyWiggyWoo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:40:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If that money doesn't show, you owe me owe me owe. Owee owee oh. My jungle loooove, I think I'd like to know ya, know ya.
But that was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, not Clerks 2. Either way, great scene.
themarmotreturns ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:15:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck kinda song-bird Jesus-freak dealers d'you bring me to?
laceblood ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:42:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh yes! I think the first time I watched them I binged clerks 2, mall rats, and jay and silent bob strike back haha. They get all jumbled sometimes.
NiggyWiggyWoo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:00:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is probably my favorite.
YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE 'BALL LICKERS!'
laceblood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That one is amazing. I may have to watch it tonight !
AmIonFire ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:59:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I miss my donkey...
Zombietimm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:26:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And......I'm watching clerks with tonight. But to be fair clerks 2 is my go to drunk movie and I'm right pissed
NiggyWiggyWoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:34:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Solid choice. My go-to "pissed drunk" movies are The Big Lebowski, and "Shaun of the Dead."
Zombietimm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Both great choices. Shaun is one of my favs drunk or sober
christmaspathfinder ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:41:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goodbye horses.....
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:12:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah some of this hit the editing floor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ArSfCTvMA
laceblood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhahahhah amazing.
Quinnmesh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im glad its not just me
conandy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And yet you know that's not the movie he means.
laceblood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well yeah, but I first think Clerks , then I go "oh yeah silence of the lambs"
shockandale ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:57:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
conandy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:48 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whatever your say, Shockand Luke.
jxuereb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think of 5secondfilms
Keepingheather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Samesies!
Fiishbait ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It`s not beastiality, it is inter-species erotica"
Trust_Me_Im_Right ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think of family guy
itchpudding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goodbye horses...
DuhTabby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Family Guy has referenced so much pop culture shit, my mind will usually default to the FG version of things...including Chris quoting this....
laceblood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not a HUGE FG fan.
DuhTabby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well then, uh....I wasn't even supposed to be here today!
laceblood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a good one too! Originally they were going to have the first one end with Dante being shot, thus it being the worst day ever, truly.
kloiberin_time ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clerks the animated series for me
Dr-Hannibal-Lecter ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 16:05:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Our Billy wasn't born a criminal, Clarice. He was made one through years of systematic abuse. Billy hates his own identity, you see, and he thinks that makes him a transsexual. But his pathology is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying.
ggmyfriend ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:57:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Name checks out
Gl0riousGr0uch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:36:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooo Ooo, do the one with the Fava Beans!
Dr-Hannibal-Lecter ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:49:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... FFHFHFHFHFHFHHFFFFHHH
jtheotter ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:37:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd have to say it was more of THLLLLLLLLLLLPPP
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He wants to use the girls' lavatory?
Lampmonster1 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:46:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then he was Tony Shalhoub's police chief. Great range as an actor.
alarbus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:18:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/X_DVS_303kQ
ghostdate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:39:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And goodbye horses became oddly memorable because of that.
YddishMcSquidish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I only think of Jason mewes when I hear this now.
hschupalohs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pandora would frequently play "Goodbye Horses" on its Kavinsky station. It's weird as fuck to be cleaning the house, listening to music, then being suddenly reminded of that scene.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only appropriate thing to do in that scenario is tuck the vacuum cord between your legs and do the dance.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually had an utterly terrifying incident due to that fucking, yet awesome, song. Picture it...2am, on a lonely stretch of rural highway in the middle of butt fuck Missouri, barely any other cars on the road, scanning the radio for something to listen too when the search stops on some indie radio station playing that fucking song. It was the more surreal experience I ever had.
turtlesforpresident ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's great to drop this bomb of a quote at family gatherings.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what gave it away for me
grimache83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/a7ArSfCTvMA
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I must disagree, oh no, sir....."
Someguy2020 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clerks 2?
RetardedFlyingCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jay (Jay and Silent Bob) said it better.
AreYouAManOrAHouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was Family Guy, yes?
rbaltimore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My husband can pull off the perfect imitation of Buffalo Bill's voice and will randomly, quietly say this just to watch me get creeped out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Chris did you sit on something?
SGTMclovinz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yyeza
NosyEnthusiast6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:55 on June 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GOODBYE HOOOORRRSES
mydearwatson616 ยท 1377 points ยท Posted at 14:34:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. fspfspfspfspfsp
ebimbib ยท 140 points ยท Posted at 16:58:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your representation of the awful mouth noise at the end of that quote made my skin crawl. Have an upvote.
Twatson8 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:00:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently that noise was improv by the actor, as was mocking the actress's southern accent
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:20:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sir Anthony Hopkins
spectre308 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:14:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's also a really difficult sound to reproduce accurately
Ripe_Tomato ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:41:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd say it's more of a fthpfthpfthpfthp
The_wolf2014 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:14:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fapping with a lisp.
Hingl_McCringleberry ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:43:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Theriouthly? Thtop it.
poindexter5221 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have two; they're small.
fromman003 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 18:31:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I went to italy on my honeymoon last summer. when driving through Chianti, I kept making that noise. My new wife almost became my new ex-wife until I promised to stop.
ccoch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just got back from there. Those back roads are crazy
fromman003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the worst are those restricted zones. in montalchino there was the tiniest of tiny signs. missed it twice.
blusky75 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 17:29:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The medical meaning behind that quote:
http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?path=uk/movies/27139/the-hidden-meaning-of-the-silence-of-the-lambs-iconic-line
mydearwatson616 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:40:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's fascinating.
droppedforgiveness ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:45:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maaaaaaaaaybe that's what the movie was intending (I doubt it), but I can tell you this line is definitely wrong:
Harris didn't chose that line. In the book, Lecter drinks the liver with an Amarone, not a Chianti.
Also, that event happened before he was caught. Why would he have been taking medication back then?
Poliochi ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:58:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amarones are also red wines, so the bit still works. I figure Chianti is just a more recognizable term.
jperl1992 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:52:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amarone is a red wine.
amuricanbrit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a radio station in Seattle that's been using that as part of a commercial lately. It grosses me out every single time.
Dr-Hannibal-Lecter ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:59:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The census takers don't test me anymore :)
cha0scypher ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:49:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Account created over 3 years ago. Well done.
Almostana ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:37:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so pleased you could spell the sound
pm-me-ur-shlong ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:08:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read somewhere that Hannibal was making a joke since those are foods that he would not be able to consume while on the medications he would be given. It's his hint that he isn't using those meds and has the run of the place.
TopicalName ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:25:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This line is great because it indirectly says he is off his meds because those items could prove fatal with monoamine oxidase inhibitors (used for people with personality disorders).
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:30:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a reason he won best actor with only 17 minutes on-screen during that movie
_JustAnAwfulPerson ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:27:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(fava beans noise)
kimbalena ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god the sound! I feel so dirty now!
harbinger_of_haggis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upvoting for accurate mouth sounds
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes. The most infuriating mispronunciation of "Chianti" captured on camera yet.
Eslader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intentionally making fun of Jodi Foster's accent.
TheGreatGuidini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a great onomatopoeia
littlebrwnrobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty solid onomatopoeia action you've got going on there
PaintedMonk7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hannibal Lecter?
Euphorium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I make the noise every time I read that quote.
CtPa_Town ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
There is an old, but popular at the time class of antidepressants called monoamine oxidase inhibitors (MAOI) which, while taking, you cannot consume liver, Fava beans, or red wine. He was confessing to being off of his meds.
Edit: changed antipsychotics to antidepressant
Sub116610 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm having an old friend for dinner"
Renacc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How in the hell did you successfully type that noise?
ripster65 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL...how to spell sipping sounds. Nice.
miketheboss ยท 450 points ยท Posted at 16:20:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joe Dirt. Classic.
TheOneTrueGod69 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:40:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's pronounced 'deer-tay'.
miketheboss ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:47:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't try and church it up, son.
CestMoiIci ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:47:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't try to church it up son.
KomodoDragin ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:09:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.
TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:39:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got the poo on me.
Smizzitysmokes ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:23:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It gives Joe Dirt the Auto Trader
RetardedFlyingCat ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:15:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does your hair really grow in all white trash like that?"
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:41:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Home is where you make it.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:13:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You like to see homos naked?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:27:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whaaa?
ReddFawkesXIII ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:55:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?"
Astronomist ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:46:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's actually from Joe Dirt 7: Apocalypse
My_Ex_Got_Fat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are no sequels to Joe Dirt, just like there is no Avatar TLA movie.
Astronomist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that a quote from Joe Dirt 19: Two?
wonkothesane13 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:57:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, I still haven't seen Silence of the Lambs, but I saw Joe Dirt in like middle school, and never really understood that scene, and never knew why everyone referenced it, or why they thought it was so funny. Ten years later, I had someone explain it to me, and it all made sense.
SynisterBaconLord ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:30:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello?! Is anyone there?!... It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole!
underwriter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:05:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright! Dang you sound like a broken record
jicty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:02:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And now you made me want to watch this classic peice of cinema!
BooBailey808 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of the better switcharoos
cdc194 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm only helping ya out cause I heard Buffalo Bob stuck a roadflare up yer bung hole... huzzah...
HunterOfTheSky ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:41:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay okay, man, dang. I'm puttin' the lotion on the skin. I'm rubbin' it in.
theViceroy55 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:10:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where are my supplies? Man I thought we had a deal......ooooooh auto trader!!
I_BE_OVER_9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I heard he shoved a road flare up your bunghole.... oohhhhrahhh
Ryltarr ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 14:02:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would have gone with:
gronkspike25 ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 14:22:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're that one upper guy huh?
Ryltarr ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:25:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I just learned to covet that which I see every day.
Dr-Hannibal-Lecter ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:59:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see you too, have read Marcus Aurelius :)
RedditFact-Checker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:36:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First principles, Clarice. What is it in itself?
Dr-Hannibal-Lecter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:49:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?
RedditFact-Checker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He...he kills
Dr-Hannibal-Lecter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:28:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. That is incidental. What is the first and principal thing he does? What needs does he serve by killing?
RedditFact-Checker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anger. Social acceptance, and ... sexual frustration
traced_169 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Begin with what we KNOW.
DegenerateWizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a two upper guy, myself.
Ekudar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I happen to be a tupper guy self.
StormRider2407 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:30:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ah yes...squid pro row..."
traced_169 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know what we do in Russia to stay warm?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:32:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOBODY ASKED YOU PATRICE!
Batman53090 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:30:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DAMMIT, PATRICE!!!!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:17:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That one always gave me chills.
Ryltarr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:34:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's one of my favorite lines, perfectly sums up why he was behind bars to begin with... He's vindictive and doesn't have a conscience to stop him.
An eats people... alive if possible.
Dr-Hannibal-Lecter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quid pro quo, yes or no Clarice? :)
TheDemon_Inside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. Squid pro row.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you put each of their hind legs in your wellies Clarice, and give it them good like your father would have done.
buffbodhotrod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes... squid... pro.. row....?
BlakeBurna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yes...squid pro row...
hmartin123 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 14:12:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
put the lotion in the fucking basket!
SomeEnglishLad ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:10:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goooooooodbyeee hoorrrrssssessss.
tamadekami ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:08:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm flying over youououou
ishouldntbehereatall ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:17:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I still can't believe that's Leland Stottlemeyer from Monk.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:35:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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EliHallows ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:39:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's from The Silence of the Lambs.
Drewby99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joe Dirt
awoelt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's Joe Dirt and Silence of the Lambs. Joe Dirt just has a scene that makes of the movie
RWBYSanctum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:17:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans, and a nice chianti
SoulardSTL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wait... Is she a great big fat person?
Jake9476 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT DOES WHAT ITS TOLD!
KCCO2015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good evening Clarice.
tbag403 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy story 3
Dark_messengeR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mary Kay commercial
tomato_paste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Devil Wears Prada.
rusky0903 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joe Dirt?
atomic_redneck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. van Ranken, we'd like permission to search your pie.
SchneiderAU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woo hoo Auto Trader!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joe Dirt!
blaimjos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cartman playing lambs
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joe Dirt
Kahoots113 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here you dropped this. "else"
_QueeferSutherland_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shrek the Third
BrianWeissman_GGG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The actual quote is actually "It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told or it gets the hose again."
Later in the scene, Bill says "It places the lotion in the basket." He then repeats that, and finally he yells "put the fucking lotion in the basket!".
At no point in the scene does he tell her to "put the lotion on its skin", yet for some reason that's the line that people always cite. Viral memory, I guess.
musicpimp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole
I_know_that_movie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No joke, used this quote while working with a young drill tech and he told me how much he loved Joe Dirt. I paused and just looked at him, shaking my head.
Granted, its in Joe Dirt, but the guy had never actually seen what Joe Dirt was referencing.
MuthaCluffer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clerks 2 I'd say?
Willa_Catheter_work ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what you look like, with your good bag and your cheap shoes?
weaksaucedude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PUTTHEFUCKINGLOTIONINTHEBASKET
avidday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A related music video: Greenskeepers - Lotion
Cryptur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How's a posi-track rear end on a Plymouth work?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joe Dirt?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To me, "It puts the lotion in the basket!" is far more recognizable.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To me, "It puts the lotion in the basket!" is far more recognizable.
fupos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joe Dirt?
SO_HOMO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Was she a great big fat person?"
Lyratheflirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
South park!
alexthehut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got my auto-trader?
Bacon_Bitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Clarice
mourninglory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
love this movie! Fava beans and all
Retrograde_Lectin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wait, was she a big fat girl?
DetectiveSnowglobe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wait.. Was she a great big fat person?
rcglinsk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Windows 10 upgrade, the movie?
Zoo_Snooze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/0CQokgv0dQw
Me_Tarzan_You_Gains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Austin Powers: Goldmember. This is from that scene where Dr. Evil gets fed up with Goldmember for collecting his skin flakes and forces him at Laser shark point to moisturize.
djang0_mishra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eric Cartman ruined this for me.
bertzum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joe dirt?
BAXterBEDford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can smell your cunt.
Dnt_believe_this_guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alright alright I heard you the first time"
chrisjuan69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright alright I get it. You got my News on Wheels?
ImadDdopest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's 3AM in the morning ...
the_nidificator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's from a movie? I thought it was an Eminem lyric.
nooneiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone wrote that in my yearbook. :p
tikhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!
toilets_lament ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was always partial to "is she a great big fat person?"
dcormier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CQokgv0dQw
AtlantisSky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still weirded out by the fact that Buffalo Bill and Captain Leland Stottlemeyer (from Monk) were played by the same actor.
omnishent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alright, alright, broken record. I'm going to have to be honest with you. That thing with the dog is started to get a little creeeppy"
TheDirtFarmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"wheres my auto-trader!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yesss precious...we'll go get the hose!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:23:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://youtu.be/20z4edLGxHE
ValKilmsnipsinBatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say it don't spray it brother, dang"
theViceroy55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joe Dirt!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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troylatroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
notwutiwantd ยท 7887 points ยท Posted at 13:53:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yipee-ki-yay motherfucker.
estebanmccox ยท 1084 points ยท Posted at 15:18:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs
SoulardSTL ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 17:28:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.
rus151 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:55:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are rules for policemen
estebanmccox ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 19:59:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me.
whats_the_deal22 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 21:30:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3 million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill the one with feet smaller than my sister.
howlingchief ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:18:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Now I have a machine gun
Ho-ho-ho
SteFau ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:02:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lights open his lighter
Love that scene!
howlingchief ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:18:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to the party pal
silenc3x ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:07:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come up to the roof, we'll get together, smoke a few blunts
silenc3x ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:07:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come up to the roof, we'll get together, smoke a few blunts
Occasionally_Correct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leeeaaaaaaffs
beefjokey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yipie kayak mother buckets!!
NickNackPadiwack ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:13:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the cable broadcast edit? I remember Happy Gilmore use to have Shooter saying "I eat pieces of stuff like you for breakfast", as well as some other pretty fantastic edits.
ToneBox627 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:26:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best was scarface. "Howd you get that scar? Eating pineapples?"
Gilatar ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:13:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!"
howlingchief ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:20:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the one after is "This is what happens when you feed a stoner scramble eggs"
I'm a fan of "I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday-Friday plane!"
GunNNife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite is from "Vacation":
Original: "Fuck yo mama!"
Edit: "What do I look like, Christopher Columbo?"
Bonus points for adding seven syllables and still having it work.
ToneBox627 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Youre right. That one definitely takes the cake.
Harry_Vajomache ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:08:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing beats Pulp Fiction for TV edits. "It's the wallet that says Bad Mama Jama on it."
beefjokey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:04 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No that was Boyle from Brooklyn 99
Beingabummer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:27:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just realized, he's from New York, isn't that also at the coast?
estebanmccox ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:31:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he was telling Holly, "After all this is over come back to the east coast. We'll get together and laugh about this terrorist attack."
Bladelink ยท 1419 points ยท Posted at 15:05:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now I have a machinegun...
ho..
ho...
ho."
Batman53090 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:28:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My brother wrote this on one of his thermals in red Sharpie and he wore that as his Christmas sweater.
Frankiesaysperhaps ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:56:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like his style.
trog12 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:41:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reading that in the Alan Rickman voice made me sad
Kichigai ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:22:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God damn what an actor. He such range. He was in cheesy action flicks with not just Bruce Willis (Die Hard), but Kevin Costner and Morgan Freeman (Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves). He did Jane Austin (Sense and Sensibility), and hard hitting topical drama (Eye in the Sky) but would still star in comedies with three armed weirdo (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy), get upstaged by Tim the Tool Man Taylor and his stoned "Asian" engineer (Galaxy Quest) and drop trou with Alanis Morissette (Dogma) while sneering, "how now, gas man?" (King of the Hill), all while maintaining a brilliantly executed role as a double-agent (Harry Potter series).
And all this says nothing about his stage career. And though he was taken from us too soon, he lead a hell of a life.
Shit, now I want to put on a marathon of his movies and find a biography of the man to read.
Synectics ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:10:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: Die Hard was his first movie. Fuck, he knocked it out of the park.
trog12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did not know that
trog12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did not know that
wolfman1911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? Wow.
[deleted] ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 17:36:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shoot. The glass.
My-Work-Reddit ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:35:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
schieร dem Fenster
glassuser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit through a grid?
mechabeast ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:09:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know that would have been a great novelty shirt to have, but dick bags had to go shooting up places and ruin it.
F117Landers ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:33:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Only John could piss someone off that much"
nahteviro ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 16:43:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sigh... Let's get the quotes correct shall we?
"Only John can drive somebody that crazy"
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:52:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know the guy upstairs that's fuckin' things up? I can give him to ya'.
catch10110 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:05:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hans, bubby, I'm your white knight.
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:13:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I must have missed 60 minutes. What are you saying?
Bubbay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name isn't Hans...
whats_the_deal22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whaddya think I'm fuckin stupid, Hans?
GeorgeAmberson ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:42:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what little detail I adore about that scene? You see the henchman pouring a coke for Ellis before his exchange with Hans. I think off screen earlier Hans asked Ellis if he could get him anything and Ellis replied with "Got any coke?" and there was a bit of a misunderstanding.
southern_boy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:53:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Only John might be able to twist a guy's crank to that degree."
HoboWithABoner ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:05:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Only John can grind a man's gears that much"
mechabeast ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:11:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only Juan can twist someones bragas.
HoboWithABoner ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:12:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only J Mac can get your jimmies in a rustle like that.
F117Landers ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:12:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
manabanana21 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:31:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Office?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:54:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except he doesnt actually say that kevin
Shatana_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i once made a t-shirt with that exact prase on it for my ex-husband.
404Notfound- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the delivery of the line that makes it so brilliant. I miss Alan Rickman
CherrySlurpee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That line always annoyed me, because an MP5 is a sub machine, not a machine gun. Huge difference.
DaMan124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RIP alan rickman
superblobby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love Christmas movies
pieofmoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was ho ho ho, now I have a machine gun. Nope I was wrong
bojiggidy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember...the..turtle..joke. hohohohu...
madbrood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell Karl his brother is dead.
charizardbrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ho-ho ha-haaaa
Thingamajik ยท 512 points ยท Posted at 14:00:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to the party, pal!"
WolfpackZero ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:54:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my gawd! The quarterback is toast!
Crow-T-Robot ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:10:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The police have themselves an RV!
RandomBoltsFan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:59:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hans! You've made your point now let them pull back!
Crow-T-Robot ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:03:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, Mr. Cowboy, I'll take it under advisement.
RandomBoltsFan ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:36:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hit it again!
howlingchief ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:22:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take THIS under advisement jerkweed!
CleaveItToBeaver ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:05:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shoot. The glass."
RandomBoltsFan ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:10:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eeeep, sorry Hans, wrong answer. Wanna go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?
whats_the_deal22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:28:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hans! You mother fucker, you made your point!
hawk135 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:33:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next time you get chance to shoot someone, don't hesitate.
GumdropsandIceCream ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:11:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the advice!
Fillibuster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the advice
dexxee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:36:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See you at the party Richter!
goldenboyphoto ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:01:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome... to Jurassic Park
ninjaplease26 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ho Ho Ho, I have a gun now
FlamingThunderbolt ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 16:25:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee kayak other buckets!
haloryder ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:08:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know you have the moral high ground right now but I'm so mad at you for butchering the line.
needsawholecroissant ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:51:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DAMMIT BOYLE!
CraigKostelecky ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 16:22:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Falcon for the TV censors
drog324 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:18:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother Russia for the modern censors.
whynaut4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:05:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hippie by day Ricky Martin!"
bonthra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Melon farmer.
MilkFroth ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:50:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippe-ki-yay, mister falcon.
Amazon_Princess ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:28:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best Christmas movie ever.
SMc-Twelve ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which is an impressive accomplishment for a film initially released in July.
endlessmilk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:02:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sometimes when I interview people I ask them: "what is your favorite Christmas movie and why is it die hard?"
Amazon_Princess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I ask people that at work all the time and they usually tell me that it's not even a Chrismas movie. That's when I stop talking to them. I don't need that kind of negativity in my life.
krayziepunk13 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:00:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to count to 3.... there will not be a 4
Jberg18 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:03:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is how I count the number of Die Hard movies.
krayziepunk13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After #3 John McClane stopped being John McClane.
OgReaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I felt like 4 was ok. 5...... it just felt too easy. Not enough suffering.
xelex4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah.... Yeah...
Those were the days. Now help me balance out these water jugs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the 4th one isn't that bad tho. The 5th one on the other hand...we don't talk about that one.
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:49:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just like you did with Takagi? You think I'm fuckin' stupid, Hans?
chux4w ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.
KazPart2 ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 14:24:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inside Out?
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 16:42:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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rlaxowns ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:44:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ever heard of this thing called a joke?
hooahest ยท 216 points ยท Posted at 15:13:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 terrorists and I had to kill the one with shoes smaller than my sister's
nahteviro ยท 274 points ยท Posted at 16:44:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Christ you people are butchering these quotes.... it's
"million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."
theoriginalmryeti ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:52:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take my Glock 7.
The_Ill_Made_Knight ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:47:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hans, boubie...
nahteviro ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:49:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That guy played the absolute best complete and total douchebag in the history of douchebaggery
Halvus_I ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:06:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Hold on. Die Hard actually has three main Douche-bags of varying classes. You have Ellis, who is your typical business douchebag. Crass, loud, but he is always closing. Then you have Hans Gruber, the posturing thief. Finally you get to the king of douche-bags, Dick Thornburgh. Honorable mentions to the Deputy Chief of Police Dwayne 'buttfucked on national TV' Robinson and the FBI Johnson twins.
nahteviro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have some highly valid arguments there. However, I never really considered Hans to be a "douchebag" in the movie. He fits the villain persona perfectly in that he's highly intelligent and every move he made was well thought out and planned ahead of time to account for every possible scenario... except for the rogue cop who fucks everything up for him.
But yeah I forgot about Dick whose name is most apt. And Dwayne "they're going after the lights" is most definitely up there with the greats of douchebaggery.
Halvus_I ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holly reveals him for what he is, a thief. Hes a high grade thief, but all his theatrics are just illusion. Did you forget about Bill Clay?
nahteviro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'You could be in fuckin movies with that accent Hans'
Definitely a high grade thief, but still don't put him in the slimy douchebag category. More like scumbag.
TumTuggernut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Easy there Plop.
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
9
FTFY
nahteviro ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:16:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
6
ATFY
OPs_Uncles_Sister ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:15:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure all the terrorists have shoes smaller than your sister.....
PlebeianGentleman ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:41:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glayss?!? Who gives a shit about glayss?!?
thereisonlyoneme ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:58:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Deputy Chief of Police Duane T. Robinson and I'm in charge of this situation.
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:48:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or YOU'RE in charge. From up here, it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit.
thereisonlyoneme ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:49:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You listen to me you little asshole...
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:12:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asshole? Asshole? I'm not the one that just got butt fucked on national TV Duane.
GeorgeAmberson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now, you listen to me, jerk-off, if you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem. Quit being a part of the fucking problem and put the other guy back on!
worldofworld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:52:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't help but hear Argyle's laugh first though.
thereisonlyoneme ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:59:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:49:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just another child of a lost generation? Seen one too many John Wayne movies?
chux4w ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really like those sequined shirts.
WeGottaGoFast1138 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:48:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
"No fucking shit, lady. Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!"
Lampmonster1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:43:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need some more FBI guys I guess....
Blastmaster29 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:04:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now I don't know that one"
VaderLikesTitts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:05:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Parkway Drive - Guns for show knives for a pro
lotsosmiley ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:58:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.
Ake4455 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:46:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Karl, Schieร dem Fenster"........."Shoot....the....glass!"
Shoot_the_glass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes?
TheNightCaptain ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:49:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got a bad fuckin hangover
TinyNetDeathSentence ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:06:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not the one who just got butt fucked on national TV, Dwayne."
horsenamedglue ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:08:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Falcon*
John_McClane1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:42:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No fucking shit lady! You think I'm ordering a pizza?!
Kigarta ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:13:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know this from a Die Antwoord song.
Anything_Lame ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:32:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Duke Nukem? /s
OfficerSlippyFist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:18:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super Troopers?
IronCarrot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was in junior high school dickhead"
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:50:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm agent Johnson. This is special agent Johnson.
No relation.
OgReaper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:53:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just like fuckin Saigon eh slick
Chevaboogaloo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee ki-yay Mr. Falcon
Trollshroud ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I loved the old tv edits of this to "Tippee-ki-yay Mr. Falco!".
DeltaF1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippi Kayak Other Buckets!
username9k ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:35:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
TONKAHANAH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:35:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yipee-ki-yay
motherfuckerMr. Falcon!drsalby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
biga204 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:49:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Mr. Falcon for those that watched it on tv
SilentJoe1986 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:50:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that's like 6 movies.
TouchdownTom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:55:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finding Nemo! Great film
yippeekyay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that's a bit soft isn't it?
JComposer84 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yipee Ki Yay Mr. Falcon.
onetwo3four5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee Kayak other buckets
PaleBlueEye ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:14:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.
Biffburk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happy trails Hans!
guhuias ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:30:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe the quote was "Yipee, Kayak Motherfucker!"..and how did you get access to my home videos?
matty0187 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SFW: Yipee-ki-yay mother friend.
Helloblazing420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yipee-ki-yay Mr Falcon
Parallax151 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Hard 2: Die Harder.
MorganWick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fixed.
algysidfgoa87hfalsjd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yipee-ki-yay <Mr. Falcon>.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just think of old school Duke Nukem.
chrometroopers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yipee-ki-yay Mister Falcon
CaptLavender127 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:02:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Falcon
Datduckdo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit what movie
docbauies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:08:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
don't call Mr. Falcon that nasty word!
jake4200 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hans, Boohbie"
haechee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
came here to post that
executeorder66 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best Xmas movie. Ever.
Se7enLC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*melonfarmer
Thematt3r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:19:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yipee-ki-yay Mr falcon
shiky556 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
now i know what a tv dinner feels like
weezermc78 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho
ProfessorPwnage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is actually from many different movies. You are obviously talking about the masterpiece Battleship.
JapaneseKid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man, I always thought this was from the Duke Nukem video games.
Zippy1776 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.
sammaster9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yipee-ki-yay Mr. Falcon
jdschultze ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:42:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Melon farmer*
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:44:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee kayak, other buckets.
RedLanternScythe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That quote applies to many movies
Vicyorus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Duke Nukem?
On a more serious note, where's the original from?
Knight747 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippie kayak, other bucket.
oversizedhat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HANSSSSSS
RealMcRoy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hans! Bubby!"
SplodingDuck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean mr falcon
LadySakuya ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wait, this isn't lyrics...
MatthewGeer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He won't be joining us for the rest of his life."
breadfan01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, that could be several movies
Schizoid_Llama ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love The Notebook!
tregorman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's "yippie kiyak other buckets"
YippeKaye ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YippeKaye motherfucker!
WhereLibertyisNot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No fucking shit, lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza!?"
darksiderising ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:29:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For the TV viewers.
usersurnamer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's actually yippee-ki-yay mr. Falcon
boywiththedragontatt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cop Out
Cronoadvan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Duke Nukem!
paulliwali ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY: Yipee-Kayak Other Buckets
MikeRedman-Johnson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or 'Hippie by day, Ricky Martin' depending on your censoring.
xxb4xx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yipee-kai-yay Mr Falcon.
Tomhap ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Carmen Elektra episode of Off Centre!
kerpowie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A pretty fun parody of the Die Hard movies from the old Ben Stiller show... http://youtu.be/lgSCp__lU-I
Darth_Meatloaf ยท 3679 points ยท Posted at 13:51:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
Iammaybeasliceofpie ยท 553 points ยท Posted at 14:50:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smells like... Victory
killin_ur_doodz ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 18:28:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Someday this war's gonna end." walks away
That part always got to me more than the preceding lines. He says it like he's sad it will happen.
TripperDay ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 19:05:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He is. Dude is having the time of his life. For him, war is a team sport. For the chief, war is a job he doesn't really like. For Willard, it's a job he does like, or at least the only thing he's good at. For the superiors that sent Willard on the mission, war is to be planned out and executed in an orderly fashion. For those guys at the Do Lung bridge, it's chaos. For Kurtz, war is to be won at any cost. Almost every character in the film displays a different perspective on war.
flyingboarofbeifong ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:14:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
War isn't complete chaos at Do Lung Bridge. I know there's one dude who knows at least whose in charge there.
FearAndGonzo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:21:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah.
PaperCutsYourEyes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure Willard hates his job. I figured that was the point of his drunken freak out in the opening scene, and the "I wasn't even in their fucking army anymore" line near the end. But as you said, it's all he's good at.
TripperDay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He wanted a mission, and for his sins, they gave him one.
Incruentus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Very astute.
FearAndGonzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about Chef? Or the CIA guy in white? Go deeper!
TripperDay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok let me make up some shit...
I think the CIA guy might the furthest removed from the actual fighting. Let's say that to him, war is just another diplomatic tool. I think there's a quote about that.
Chef's situation reminds me of how my dad explained his situation during that time. He didn't want to go, and the biggest reason wasn't that he was scared. Of course everyone was scared to go, but more than that, he had other shit to do. Luckily for my dad, he wanted to be a teacher, not a saucier, so he was in college, and got a deferment.
ThisPlaceisHell ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:41:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. Outstanding acting by Robert Duvall, and only in a dozen or so minutes.
Ask_Me_Who ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:42:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know, if it hadnโt been for those damned Yanks we could have kept the war going for another 10 years." - 'Mad' Jack Churchill upon learning world war two had ended.
W00DERS0N ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:26:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, and it would've been against the Soviets, with nukes. Not a good thing.
Ask_Me_Who ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was actually referring to the American bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, which ended the war against Japan days before Jack was due to join the ongoing Burma campaign.
W00DERS0N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:27:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, gotcha.
ksuwildkat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
its hard to explain how it is both horrible and wonderful.
TheBoldManLaughsOnce ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:50:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is my favorite subtlety in the movie. Most people miss it. Whenever somebody quotes the napalm line I follow it with yours while wiping away a fake tear. No one gets the meaning I swear
flyingboarofbeifong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:23:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think the most subtle and succinct line in the movie is "Yep." from Roach.
FearAndGonzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"yeah"
ifixsans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terminate...with extreme prejudice.
[deleted] ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 16:31:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You a surfer, boy?
mcdormjw ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 17:56:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Charlie don't surf!
ChasterMief711 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:28:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
we're all soldiers now
KettlePump ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:17:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't start this war, but I'm damn well gonna finish it.
SCM1992 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:57:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Charlie don't surf!
BEEF_WIENERS ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:07:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love how that's presented. They're on the beach chilling after firebombing a bunch of people in the jungle, and there's no music or anything - he just kinda comes along and says it out of the blue.
mrflippant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you smell that, son? DO YOU SMELL THAT? Napalm! I love the smell of napalm in the morning - smells like victory!
so_sads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some day this war's gonna end
jondrethegiant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Charlie don't surf!"
DoctorNoname98 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:25:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck Victory, long live Streetlight!
bacon_catz_karma ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 17:02:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apocalypse now?
TriffidsBelow ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:16:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, maybe later, in the middle of binge watching Breaking Bad
GOATUNHEIM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey me too! In the middle of season 3. Third time round woooooo
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:09:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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TheToastBurning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Apocalypse Later
DankVapor ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:07:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Napalm was a good quote, but this one, this one always gets me when I watch AN.
Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right, unless you were going all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole fucking program.
wanking_to_got ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:39:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Charlie didn't get much USO. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat. He had only two ways home: death, or victory.
a_reverse_giraffe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How about "you're an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill"
itwasmayham ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:29:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The horror..the horror
Bornfrozen ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:33:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That smell, that gasoline smell
forcebubble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The whole hill.
InsistantLover ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:20:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Charlie don't surf!"
crunched ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:28:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the smell of pulse munitions in the morning
Caerum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:46:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeees! I was waiting for you!
kaykay7986 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:26:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frozen!
abigthirstyteddybear ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:25:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smells like... Victory.
TheRemainingFruitcup ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:01:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is something burning? Ahhh,That's what i thought
emperorchiao ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:08:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I know this one! Baking with Julia!
NapalmBBQ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:40:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You rang?
Darth_Meatloaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to work man! That chicken's not going to cook itself...
Rikplaysbass ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:18:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tropic Thunder?
mariokid45 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:53:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soldier 76?
adawg53 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:08:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya know, it'd be great if someone actually gave the name of the movie instead of sarcastic ass responses
EggoSlayer ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:18:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apocalypse Now
VanFailin ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:27:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Extraordinary film. I watched it right after reading Heart of Darkness and I highly recommend both.
mcdormjw ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:57:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the correct answer.
Armagetiton ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:42:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just don't watch Redux. The french colony story arc was only there to give the protagonist a love interest adding nothing of value to the movie and it completely disrupts the flow of the story.
It was cut for a good reason.
mcdormjw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I one hundred and thirty percent agree. It adds no value to the narrative. Harms it, I'd say.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the French Plantation scene was really interesting. The thought that amidst all the chaos and primitive setting, a few stragglers are holding onto the "old" way of life. The last remnants of a dying breed. The scenes were a little long, but the feel was pretty cool, I thought.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I highly recommend the documentary Hearts of Darkness. It was filmed by Coppola's wife, and showcases the making of the film. Really an amazing and crazy journey to get that film done. One of the best docs I've ever seen, IMO. But then again, it's in my top 3 of favorite movies.
KingPotus ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:27:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know, these are iconic quotes. You can just google them, the movies they're from will almost certainly show up. That's how I'm dealing with the ones I don't know.
signalpower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brando is great!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
came here to post this.
PowerfulComputers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to see a movie that tries to combine all these famous lines.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was stationed in Djibouti my boss loved that movie so much that we had unit shirts made that said "Al-Shabab Don't Surf"
Darth_Meatloaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How long did it take for ass jokes to get old?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About 3 minutes.
Darth_Meatloaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lucky fucker.
Artificecoyote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder what napalm smells like
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Darth_Meatloaf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know, right? Jane was one psychotic bitch...
nintrader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I watched this movie for the first time last night. That scene was nuts.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness.
EmeraldIbis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At my hometown cinema this quote was on a poster above the urinal in the toilets for a few years around about 2004. Every time I read it I used to think to myself "I love the smell of urine in the morning." Good times...
squidward69patrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did anybody else think of evolution? I know it was just a reference to the original, but still
Darth_Meatloaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I did when I posted it. I figured most responses would be AN, but am pleased that Evolution got mentioned.
EDIT: a letter
MajorlyClueless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love the smell of Pumba in the morning"
iWishToBeAdoctor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Evolution?
IronedSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ooh, er, Jakob the Liar
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Goooood morning Vietnam!"
stanleyssteamertrunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct."
thegeekyguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
StarCraft!?
pPandesaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rocket raccoon?
Generic42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddam right.
Me_Tarzan_You_Gains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tom and Jerry: The Movie during the scene when Aunt Pristine Figg calls in a napalm strike on Tom and Jerry escaping with Robyn on the ferry boat.
khaosdragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
7.. 6. 2. Millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket.
derrickcope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of these days, this war is gonna be over
introversed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twisted Metal 2: The Movie?
tasoscon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nirvana
cschoeni12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Charlie don't surf!"
RayNele ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know any of the quotes from the thread except this one. And I only watched this once. In an English class. In 12 grade.
EonMon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the smell of pulse munitions in the morning.
fishwithfeet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah see, this quote is also from "evolution" with David duchovny.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saigon...Shit.
ThatOnePerson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turns out I hate the smell of napalm in the morning
Jay_Train ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CHARLIE DON'T SURF!
jpahern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is actually from Evolution as well...
nopurposeflour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"this is my rifle, this is my gun. this is for fighting ,this is for fun."
Darth_Meatloaf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS MY RIFLE. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No it's "Nepal". Because they're in Nepal
[deleted] ยท 2206 points ยท Posted at 13:54:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's not a knife."
milhouse21386 ยท 1606 points ยท Posted at 15:07:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see you've played knifey-spoony before
Boomsian ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 19:10:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything's coming up Milhouse
Akasha20 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:34:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THRILLHO
dancingbeers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mom says I'm the center of her universe.
IAmAcreepycatlady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is great, and all I've done is enter my name!
might-be-your-daddy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:27:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Noyfee spewnie.
:-)
texasref ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:33:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bravo Milhouse
UnAwkwardMango ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:41:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
texasref likes Milhouse :D
ABeastly420 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:08:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE!
WalrusWalrusWalrusWa ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:07:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No ones gay for Moleman
tryingtofitin-dammit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:52:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A pain he knows all too well.
TheRealTroyMcClure ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:32:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
So this is what it feels like....when doves cry.
karrachr000 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:24:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why a spoon, cousin?
DelTorro0301 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:09:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna go with it'll hurt more?
pee_ess_too ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:38:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'D HAVE CALLED THEM CHAZWASSERS
psymonprime ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:51:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything's coming up Milhouse!
rwv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upvoted because of the Simpsons username.
HoboStabz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're playing burny burny cut cut
OccamsMinigun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Knifey spoony penis.
HauntedHashbrown ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:06:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The word 'penis' has been said 90 times today!
--powered by penis bot
currently banned from /r/brasil
Frakshaw ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:10:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love this penis
_skittle_brau_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
stay cool Millie!
idontknowkungfu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
username checks out
ameis314 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/simpsonsdidit
RagingAardvark ยท 100 points ยท Posted at 16:25:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only it's more like, "knoife."
Oysta_Cracka ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 22:43:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like how you spelled it phonetically, but still left in the silent k
GunNNife ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THIS IS A NOIFE!!!"
judgej2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:20:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's an Aussi, not a Paddy.
[deleted] ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 17:32:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land.They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on."
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:34:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Hogan we need you now.
Agent1108 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 16:56:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a knife!!
boxsterguy ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 19:39:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, the response is "That's a knife."
"That's not a knife. <pulls out his own bush knife> That's a knife."
Agent1108 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:46:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry. Haven't seen the movie in years
abigthirstyteddybear ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:25:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats not a knife thats a spoon.
soulstonedomg ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:53:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see you've played knifey-spooney before.
Year3030 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fspoon.
superdemongob ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:00:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is this?
DrDew00 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:35:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crocodile Dundee
rkba335 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:12:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrix
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:35:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's Maria Ozawa
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:53:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"is it any good?"
"You can live off it, but it tastes like shit."
ThisUsernameIs20ltrs ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:04:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S A SPORK
loptthetreacherous ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:19:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Simpsons, Season 6 episode 16: Bart Vs. Australia
kalmakka ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:24:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah, that's, that's a knife."
"Oh, it is a knife!"
Lebor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hellยดs Kitchen?
IronCarrot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...... ehhh sorta like sticking a blow fly up yur nose?"
onijin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah? Well I got a donk"
ImaPeacockdamnit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS is a knyaf
ieatass2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS A KNOIFE!
daxter304 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/DwqUGkR9yh8?t=1m42s
SuperbCrawdad2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first quote I didn't get.
ix_Omega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's not my knife"
therealhaagentii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THATS A KNIFE
AWebDeveloper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY BANK ROBBERY WAS RECORDED?
WTF?
Year3030 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is a knoife."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's a space station. "
akaioi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, you can live on it, but it tastes like shit."
Me_Tarzan_You_Gains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holes starring Shia Labeouf. This is from the scene where they find onions fresh water on top of the Mesa after looking for a knife to slit their wrists.
_an_average_guy_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*knoif
supfaggot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch?
therealhenrywinkler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...This is a knife
DrMantusToboggan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a space station
NotThatEasily ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it good? Nah, needs garlic
PracticalAnarchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First one I don't recognize. What is it?
rionhunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha. Just yesterday, I was an extra on the set for the biopic depicting Paul Hogan's life. I was an 'ambo' (ambulance driver).
Form an orderly queue for autographs, plz
rawrlos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THIS is a knife!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:42:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Knoife
FTFY
Dreamcast3 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:58:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F
HauschkasFoot ยท 4449 points ยท Posted at 13:54:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box?!"
chrome_gnome ยท 1475 points ยท Posted at 15:24:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sesevenen!
Major_T_Pain ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 16:30:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda like, FantFOURstic
Devieus ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:47:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the game Fthreear
shutta ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:58:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or better still, Thi4f
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:55:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the singer Kedollarha
I_Ate_Snailpo_AMA ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:10:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/t49muE35LlQ
Barteringram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's just Kesha now.
Murderaven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kesha!!! lol
Timwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or one of my favourites, Hlambdalf-life.
beastson1 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 17:18:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a fan of Takthreen myself.
WoobidyWoo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:37:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget Thirthirteenen Ghosts and Lfouryer Cakthree!
Fh-Fh ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:03:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the Heightful Eight
Engagefullswag ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:12:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This somehow looks real
MagnusT ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:46:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not really. A '4' looks like an 'A' (sort of). The '7' resembles a 'V' in no way. If anything, it would read "Seten".
WindupDolly ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:04:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
7 is basically a rotated, slanted V. You've really got to work to read the title.
Larjersig18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was Four Fantastick a good movie?
Cessnaporsche01 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:34:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be an emphatic, "No!"
WoobidyWoo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:35:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was barely a movie.
Greatmambojambo ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 17:48:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worst movie title ever
Se7en
Seten?
Sepen?
Sesevenen?
Just like the idiotic new years goggles that should have ended in 2009.
kidfockr ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 19:05:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm excited to see how 2111 copes with New Years glasses. If I live that long.
Char10tti3 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:47:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are vertical shutter shades a thing?
kidfockr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:17:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They should be.
Char10tti3 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:33:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit
kidfockr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:41:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baller ๐
AltimaNEO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a nice round number though
lovethenewname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually the movie posters just said "seven".
the_great_philouza ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:52:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was gonna say UHF.
"NOTHING!!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! STUPID!!!! YOUR'E SO STUUUUPIIIIID!"
fortwaltonbleach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
same here. i would have never traded my red snapper.
JD1053 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's exactly how I read this! 'Are you ready, Weaver??' 'I sure am, Koonie!'
meh2you2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:14:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nothing, absolutely nothing!
jakedesnake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a band name, in a way. Genre?
grilleddd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
took me a second
wateryoudoinghere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a Finnish last name
lesbefriendly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes
onin this motherfuckingplanethread.[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finnish Seven?
scarletmuse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope this is a CBB reference
Neosantana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a Swedish dancer
Specktator_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of "Sampersandman"
devtastic2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
se7ven
Rofl_Waffler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I preferred the parody, Se6en.
Bananawamajama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
- 7/
incwormhordes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not the only one who says that! Rejoice in liberation from solace, chrome_gnome!
heebythejeeby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Su-su-sudio!
Stouts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It finally clicked the other day that '7' (rotated) could make do as a 'v'. That they made no attempt to show that connection, though, is still very confusing to me.
APost-it ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:35:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing gets by you.
brat_meister ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 16:32:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That embarrassing picture of Spongebob from the Christmas party!
[deleted] ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 15:35:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UHF?
WitchyWristWatch ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 15:40:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STOOOO-PAAAHHHD!
tomatoaway ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:25:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Supplies!
WitchyWristWatch ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:34:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What would JR Fletcher Sr. say if he were alive today?"
"Help let me out of this box I can't breathe in here help let me out."
EHSboxer07 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:46:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
red snapper very tasty!
sminkdrink ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:55:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Stupid! You so stupid!!
End_Of_Century ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:54:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A Twinkie weenier sandwitch!"
BoomMichaelScoon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:37:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Red snappaaaaaa verrrrrrry tasty!
HeeyWhitey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:42:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh, Red Snappaaa, very good fish
brandscaping ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wheeel. of...FIIIIIIIIISH
osarusan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was the one I thought of first. :)
Werlingdjd ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:18:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Borderland 2, good game
notreallyclever ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:20:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I lost my virginity to that movie. The movie was much better than the sex. That's not surprising though, it was my first time having sex, but I'd seen movies plenty of times.
imjusta_bill ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:25:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hope it wasn't around the lust scene. I imagine that'd kill the mood real quick.
Though, considering you got it on to a movie about violent and gruesome executions, it could also improve the mood
nefariouspenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I went out with a girl and she said she liked horror/thriller so I put on seven. We stopped half way (just after the last scene) since she didn't like it. Now we're married!
tomato_paste ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:39:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gump, referring to his chocolates.
Toado85 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:54:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pain. Pain is in the box. And the movie is Dune. Everyone else is wrong.
The Spice must flow.
CraigKostelecky ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:30:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unboxing with Morgan Freeman.
Aelfhere ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:22:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a pretty shitty Morgan Freeman impression.
MeemKeeng ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:37:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An embarrassing picture of SpongeBob at the Christmas party
Enigmagico ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:55:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take a look inside...
mudgetheotter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:08:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Strange Insertions 8" Best one of the lot.
Brominn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It could be anything! It could even be a boat!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:04:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pain.
Just then, she raises one hand to his neck. Paul sees a glint of metal. He tries to back away.
STOP! Put your hand in the box. I hold at your neck the gom jabbar. Don't pull away or you'll feel that poison. A Duke's son must know about many poisons -- this one kills only animals.
Are you suggesting a Duke's son is an animal?
Let us say I suggest you may be human. Your awareness may be powerful enough to control your instincts. Your instincts will be to remove your hand from the box. If you do so you will die. You will feel an itching -- there... see? Now the itching becomes burning... heat, upon heat, upon heat.
Charor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You so STUUUPIIIID!
Wrong movie but I love it.
Agent1108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the fucking box?!
Tonum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
House
harrisonguord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chocolate - Forrest Gump, next question
Screwed_38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A cat, but Mr shrodinger, is it still alive?
monjzilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the satchel?
Chispy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chocolate
papagoose08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pain.
Lebor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dick?
lordderplythethird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
about a year's worth of cum...
oh... we're not talking about the cumbox...
ganganipple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came for this, thank you.
CalixtusIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Metal Gear Solid isn't a movie... yet
just_an_anarchist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cum.
lsjcms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Step 1: cut a hole in the box
pbzeppelin1977 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's clearly from Con Air.
adamsorkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Fontaine42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Metal gear solid?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The box! The box!
ieatass2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU PHUCKING PHREAK, SHUT YOUR PHUCKING MOUTH.
theforkofdamocles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Step 2: Put your dick in that box!
abHowitzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie does this refer to?
BombastixderTeutone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cum
vaelux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put the bunny back in the box."
valupaq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STUPID! YOU SO STUPID!
The50sMilkman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's BLOOD IN THE BOX
THERE IS BLOOD INSIDE THIS BOX
ix_Omega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
play school?
-taradactyl- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Grandma's Funeral
IronedSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AskReddit: the Movie?
Green_Bay_Fappers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you talkin' to me?"
Milamber99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Theres blood in the box! its just blood!
Cael_of_House_Howell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
more like "Whasss in the baaaaaaaaahhhhhx?"
Solomanrosenburg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dick
Maximus_Stache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! ........STUPID! YOU'RE SO STUPID!
LennyMcLennyFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He told me to fuck her, and... and I did! I fucked her!" is the line that gives it away for me.
TheLastSamurai14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AAAABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
PHOENIXREB0RN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that you meteos?
DasPlow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spoiler it's Pepper Potts
refuckulate_it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think this may be generational, I think of Dune when I hear this.
Delision ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put it back under my bed, mom. It's none of your business.
Aleblanco1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dick in a box
fireball121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a dick in the box
ResurrectMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UHF!!!
TwistedBrother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pain.
charlottechewie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its a dick in a box
DrPugPug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Step one: cut a hole in the box!"
smixton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dick.
Booney3721 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a DICK!!!
Me_Tarzan_You_Gains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's probably an embarrassing photo of Spongebob at that Christmas party!!!
I mean it's not a movie, but dead give away nonetheless.
MrFatalistic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pain.
n8thegr823 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a dick a box!
iBraveHeartttt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My wallets
Fallen_Angel96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S MY DICK IN A BOX!
LemonSqueezer86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! YOU ARE STUPID!
boozer1993 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its my dick in a box!
veganzombeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All I've got for this one is Futurama.
Malvagio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UHF?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! YOU SO STUPID!"
mouthdrummer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Step 1: cut a hole in the box
wakimaniac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cum.
bplboston17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dno what movie this is
annihilating_rhythm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
7even
the_nidificator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Andy Samberg's penis.
redx1105 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snake?
QSquared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg was just thinking this one today! Nasty sticks with you.
Nerdyartist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do I get workers' comp if I shave off a nipple?"
HaleyBird00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I... thought of Nightmare Before Christmas. That line from the Town Meeting song.
goodoldharold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cherry Falls? as in ''your dad....or maybe mine?''
christo334 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its dat boi!
CodeOfZero ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O shit waddup!!!
rob5i ยท 7246 points ยท Posted at 14:37:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
tomatoaway ยท 2402 points ยท Posted at 16:27:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dave's not here man
k8rules ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 17:10:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No man, I'M Dave!
[deleted] ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 17:50:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're dead Dave.
hansn ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:14:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everybody's dead, Dave.
waltjrimmer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:16:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everybody. Is. Dead. Dave!
hansn ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:03:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?
cheifyweefy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's an emergency, there's an emergency, its still going on.
DreamPhase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a Dave, This is tripping me out.
a_total_blank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Daaave?
LukeNew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:35:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, is Dave there?
You're my wife now...
RealFoxD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You were never in the state legislature.
HairyPeephole ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:32:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everybody's dead, Dave!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:45:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
chefbda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a guy
dick_bacco ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:34:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who?
xanatos451 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:51:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's me Dave, open up, I got the stuff!
dick_bacco ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:56:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dave?
NiggyWiggyWoo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:50:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that's what I said, open up the door!
dick_bacco ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:53:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DAVE'S NOT HERE!
T_at ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:42:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Patrick.
dick_bacco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHO?
weaksaucedude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MIKE JONES
k8rules ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/4k1xY7v8dDQ
lesleh ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:18:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I'm Dave! And so's my wife!
RedditorDave ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No man, I'm Dave.
weed_food_sleep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah man, Dave's not here
OneArmedNoodler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's me I got the stuff.
mtskin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
they're all dead, dave
sweetgreggo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Open up! I got the stuff!
WippitGuud ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:26:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So I was reading the quotes out loud to my wife to see if she could get the movie. And when I read "I'm sorry Dave," she actually replied with "Dave's not here man."
Are you my wife?
xanatos451 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:52:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your wife may be a stoner.
WippitGuud ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:04:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironically, she takes medical marijuana (high-CBD, no THC), but no, she isn't a stoner.
AmethystZhou ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:16:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vote for Dudes for the Legalation of of Hemp!
Holiday_in_Asgard ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 17:20:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's actually dudes for the the legalization of hemp.
Leprechorn ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:24:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you should actually look at the image
jjdaybr ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:28:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Man, I gotta check out this brochure!" chomp
Holiday_in_Asgard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, the image didnt load the first time and I didn't catch the double of's from the link.
serpentsoul ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:11:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come on, open up. I've got the stuff.
buffbodhotrod ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:27:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It does!?! I gotta read this pamphlet! Pulls cheeseburger out takes huge bite
Garfunkels_roadie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:47:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the crossover I never knew I've always needed
reed3245 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:22:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's just like...your opinion man
FappinPlatypus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neither is your dad
Labirynthgrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?! I gotta read this brochure....
huhwhome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I"M DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!
Prior01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I heard hemp makes great shampoo
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No man, it's me, Dave! Open up!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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tomatoaway ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:57:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha good username
growingupsux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun Fact:
Cheech Marin released a cassette of kids songs (think The Wiggles) in the 90s.
I was raised on that tape and can still recite most of those songs to this day (I'm 29).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3IA3dYRGk4
kmc1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This might be the single most beautiful chain of redditing I have ever seen.
TheMeanCanadianx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am now caught in a fit of giggles
AbsoluteChill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHO IS IT?
Fastjur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit did not expect this one here
secondlogin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong movie, maaaan.
mattloch666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The old Reddit davearoo.
Morv1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No man, I'M Dave!
InterstateExit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
knock knock knock
linkkk123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Noone ever gets this reference. Glad you do man... glad you do
gerryskid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A two fer one! Good job. Up votes all around!
dancingbeers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dave's sick.
TheMeanCanadianx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:23 on July 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was just browsing my own post history, read a post of myself saying I'm caught in a fit of giggles, hit parent to see what made me laugh, and got caught in yet another fit of giggles.
IAmTehDave ยท 862 points ยท Posted at 16:30:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS HAL
akirartist ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 19:29:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't let you jeapordize my mission David.
NoopyBeans ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:13:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What are you doing Dave?
Gonzobot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:46:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, man, I'm Dave! I got the stuff! Open up mang!
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:04:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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IAmTehDave ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:56:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I could have sworn he said it forcefully enough to capitalize. Actually probably should have just bolded it.
Legownz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:52:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello HAL, do you read me?
zealotlee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:16:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hal's not here man.
Fluffy_Waffles ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:59:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny enough, that's what my quote is to start Google voice on my Droid.
another_busted_robot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:01:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm afraid I can't do that Kyle...
thatguypeng ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:18:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daisy, daisy do.
Beanie_Seagull ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:25:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
like I truly felt bad for a computer dying.... =/
_Secret_Asian_Man_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:55:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm scared Dave... will... I... dream?...
monster_bunny ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:38:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking cried. I fucking cried when the goddamn villain died. That scene is too much.
GeneralFive ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:20:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was a great way to end the film. Yep, credits rolled right after that. No giant glowing magic space baby or anything.
brent1123 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:45:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obligatory read the book comment
ShadowfatherUSMC ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:00:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you cried? lol thats kinda weird
cs76 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm half crazy over the love of you.
apocalypse2morrow ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:11:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I named my computer "Hal"
But now it's acting up and the screen is shut off, but the computer is still really hot as if it's processing something. I dont know what I've done.
mowerburke87 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:29:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take it back to IBM.... H-I , A-B, L-M
NoInkling ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mind blown.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:52:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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soccerfreak67890 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:08:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had to go in and pull out the memory sticks one by one until it shut down
soccerfreak67890 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Open the CD rom tray door, HAL
RobertAPetersen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:52:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CD-ROM?
Well, I guess it makes sense for 2001;-)
llamalallama ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:26:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me
masman99 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:31:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got the power of a mind you could never be
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll beat your ass in chess and jeopardy.
nypvtt ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:03:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2001
swimzone ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:34:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie?
neesh123 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 16:40:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2001: A Space Odyssey
Upvoteanthology_ ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 16:43:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip
TightwadHill ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:16:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The scene where Dave orders the chipmunks to do his bidding by ordering the execution against his old college roommate turned evil record executive while the chipmunks refuse to follow his commands.
accdodson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had to see that because my girlfriends little sister wanted to. 2/10
Capntallon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2001: A Space Oddyssey. Honestly, I wouldn't recommend it. People may say it's the pinnacle of filmmaking, but to me it is boring to the point of insanity.
klethra ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:48:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I showed this movie to my friend the first and only time he did shrooms. It's a fantastic drug movie.
Meggie112234 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:25:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
iamafraidicantdothat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:35:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
tomato_paste ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:35:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The movie Dave, with Kevin Kline.
This_is_ignorance ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:46:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's full of stars...
conlintr1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:16:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My God, it's full of stars!
CinereousChris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goodbye Dave.
Y_orickBrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's your problem HAL, you never learned it on the streets.
If you're so smart who played The Fonze on Happy Days?
blarkul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you Dave and that weird spacebaby!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you know OP's name is Dave?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What do you mean you won't have sexual intercourse.
Parallax151 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The television show Titus.
The_Brutally_Honest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't let you do that, StarFox!
depaysementKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I still can't read that line without HAL's voice.
Just cold and unemotional - just like my mother.
dmaterialized ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My God! It's full of stars!" (oh, wait.)
El_Chavito_Loco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The original GLaDOS
xboxonewoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at my light... Bye bye...
until0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And he looked and me and he was like, "Dave, I'm gunna race em!"
WormSlayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would have gone with: "My god, it's full of stars!"
I guess for the sequel it would have to be: "All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landings there."?
dorogov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or just few seconds of "Also Sprach Zarathustra" :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AUBURN520 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I literally just finished this movie and I'm confused as fuck. I thought it would be less cinematic and more running and trying to unplug HAL, but no... it was just an LSD trip in the end
orky56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2001: Wendy's Revenge
klethra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[APE MEN YELLING]
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: That's not the actual quote. What HAL actually says is "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
Valestis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Red Dwarf, obviously.
mattsparrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mind is going
mowerburke87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny note on how they came up with HAL - which letters come after each letter in that name?
RudimentsOfGruel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dave"?
Masterninj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alvin and the Chipmunks?
AWebDeveloper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DAVE'S DEAD, OK?
He's dead. :(
#RIPDave
SirMattyFresh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's this to? Cheech and Chong?
NeatoPerdido ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can feel it Dave.
shakingunder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
Live_Z_Or_Die ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My God, it's full of stars!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moon! :D
hwarang_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found your wife, Dave.
SteelTalons310 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead Daves are the enemy.
BAXterBEDford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
Could have also gone with:
"My God! It's full of stars!"
Malcolm_TurnbullPM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's really bad that my first thought was 'haha the interview' then i realised what a catastrophic anal tear i am
Bonerdave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't talk down to me
DaveAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why not?
TechGeek01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a Dave at work, and it's the best damn thing, because I get to make this reference.
NerdENerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just what do you think you are doing Dave?
GowLiez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daisy, daaaiiissssyyyy
King_of_AssGuardians ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just realized I can't even read this line without hearing it in that cold voice.
GoldenWizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why'd you call yourself Voltron? I don't know, maybe because it's super badass?
Dittorita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alvin and the Chipmunks, obviously.
illuminiti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This line never ceases to send chills down my spine every single time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:19:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm afraid Dave.
hydroflame62 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/dave you didn't tell me you were a movie star too!
dave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:41 on June 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How else do you think I got this dank username?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:35:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come on just fuck me you pussy! Vote Maria Ozawa
daniu ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, nobody corrected the quote?
It's "I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
Or should I let off the crazy pills?
jbkrule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know what you're talking about but the OP's quote was correct.
DarwinRue ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
37!?
DoctorJEB ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:50:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghost busters 2?
TornadoApe ยท 2639 points ยท Posted at 13:50:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
saltedwaffles ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 16:32:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun Fact: That quote was improvised.
heybrother45 ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 17:13:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Other fun fact: The line is very often misquoted and the actual line is "We're gonna need a bigger boat."
Dr_Winston_O_Boogie ยท 126 points ยท Posted at 17:17:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The good news is, you're right that it's often misquoted:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I91DJZKRxs&t=0m32s
heybrother45 ยท -31 points ยท Posted at 17:24:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The YouTube title itself is misquoted. That's pretty funny.
HeyCasButt ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 17:30:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh, no it's not. Listen to it again. He says "you're"
outride ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm hearing the same thing.
Edgar_Allan_Rich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're.
rugmunchkin ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:30:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Along with "Luke, I am your father."
ChitterChitterSqueak ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:43:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Dutch friend of mine said that, when he saw the movies, he totally knew Vader was going to be at least Luke's father simply because he was called Darth Father.
Keaner81 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:17:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually hear Luke, you're my father.
Wakkichewy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How? He says "No. I am your father."
Keaner81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was being sarcastic. /s.
niccagedragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
they say it in blow when they have no place to put their monies
pee_ess_too ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LUKE. I AM YOUR FATHER.
7hr0wi74w4y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't he say it a couple times? Once as you to the "shark hunter"? And once when he is on the boat and they are actually trying to catch the shark?
GeorgeAmberson ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:52:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also it was a running joke on set. Production had rented too small of a boat for their equipment so everyone started using this line when something was going badly. It found its way into the movie.
Majestic_sloths ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 17:22:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roots?
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:13:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that's terrible
goth_bacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't laughed this hard at a one word joke probably ever.
Majestic_sloths ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happy to make you laugh mate
Velvethi ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 15:08:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jaws. Have been reading, and I actually created an account just to add this comment! My all time fav, made me scared of what's lurking beneath for a very long time. That, and open water.
Keaner81 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:18:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/thedepthsbelow
TheVelveteenReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you seen the trailer for The Shallows yet...?
chase_what_matters ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:28:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's some bad hat, Harry.
Only_Quotes_Jaws ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:35:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooper drives the boat, Chief
REF_YOU_SUCK ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:56:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know... you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. Well, we didn't know... 'cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent, huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like 'ol squares in battle like uh, you see on a calendar, like the Battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark goes to the nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah... then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces. Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many sharks there were... maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, Bosun's Mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended him into a raft. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. At noon on the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper... anyway he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
WelcomeMachine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:58:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it is a Botswain's Mate.
Either way, one of the greatest soliloquy's ever
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:31:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's how it's abbreviated.
h3rpad3rp ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:54:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to say Clerks even though I knows its Jaws.
Salsa Shark
ovariesoftime ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:05:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I think of when I hear that line. I love that scene!
stevenmc ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:50:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanic?
HeughJass ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:09:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a massive Jaws fan, thank you for quoting that line correctlyโค๏ธ
Only_Quotes_Jaws ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:34:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's to swimmin with bow legged women
UnableCylinder4 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:44:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out
you_got_fragged ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:46:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finding Nemo!!
scruffycoxendale ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:56:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be "You're gonna need a bigger butt."
jimmyjazz2000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:52:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just posted this and scrolled to see if somebody else already had. Dang it.
columbus8myhw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What they really needed was a smaller shark.
TornadoApe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy.
popiyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Noah's Ark?
coop0606 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But, why male models?
am_ian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, a qoute from Blow
Trevoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WE. WE are gonna need a bigger boat. WE.
hschupalohs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Salsa shark.
drac07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man goes in the cage... cage goes in the salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark.
klarno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I KNOW THIS ONE THIS IS TITANIC RIGHT?
Epicurus1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanic.
shlopman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this from Noah?
icarus14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Passion of the Christ?
ringthree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You get the head. You get the tail. You get the whole damn thing.
metamorphomo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a twenty footer.
twenty-five
smartassnick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Piece!
needsabiggerboat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm, he does indeed need a bigger boat.
diabeticsupernova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smile, you son of a...
trollz_lives_matter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's to swimming with bow-legged women."
Gehb_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was inputting that sentence
Decided to CRTL-F it first...
Damned
98PercentChimp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark...
...Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies..."
fashiznit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ergh, Jeep has ruined this quote for me. AUS/NZ TV watchers will understand.
bostonbruins922 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Castaway?
ladycowbell ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:41:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to say this. To be fair I know the movie be heart
bobobowie6968 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:02:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WE'RE*
WordofGabb ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 17:13:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Ghostbusters 2016?
EDIT: To people downvoting me, I was making a joke. That line was used again by Chris Hemsworth in the latest trailer.
reinwall ยท 7983 points ยท Posted at 13:29:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Life was like a box of chocolates
Lampmonster1 ยท 739 points ยท Posted at 16:37:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God dammit Gump! You're a god damned genius Gump! You must have an IQ of a hundred and sixty! That is the best damned answer I've ever heard!
vampfredthefrog ยท 135 points ยท Posted at 19:40:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorite parts in the movie is when the drill sergeant yells "GUUUUUUMP!" and it takes him a while to walk over to him. Aw hell I'll just link the scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6VPEcj77v8
ChancelorThePoet ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:33:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anyway, like I was saying...
unrighteous_bison ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:53:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i like the beginning part: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4gCt1rUEpE
bobcharliedave ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:01:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your post compelled me to watch this movie for the first time. Jus gotta say thank you, you generous individual. Great nightcap.
Jr79 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:08:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a treat, I wish I could watch Forrest Gump for the first time again. One of my all time favourite movies.
incer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you seen "The 100 Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared"?
Hey_Gus ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:37:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Logged in to thank you for this. The link is even there.
My brother and I used to rewind to this over and over and laugh at it. We also went apeshit over that scene in "People Under The Stairs" where the dad, in full leather, is opening cabinets in the bathroom bellowing "Gonna kill you!" and gets hit with a thrown rock (or a slingshot?) and falls down moaning. We used to be crying we'd be laughing at these scenes so hard.
Man, I haven't thought about or talked to my brother in a long time. Maybe 8 months or so. This makes me want to call him.
nickd182 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:04:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schedule lunch while you're at it
pudinnhead ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:03:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOW, DISASSEMBLE YOUR WEAPON AND CONTINUE!
hootieandthehofish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao that's great, never noticed before
AsskickMcGee ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 22:09:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the best points the movie makes is that being borderline retarded made Gump the perfect soldier.
zurkog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you seen Being There ? Being borderline retarded makes you a perfect political advisor / politician.
are_you_a_cookie ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:56:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are going to be a general one day!
Beemer32 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:02:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gump for the 2016 presidency! He's gonna build a running track and Mexico will pay for it!
mechchic84 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:28:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm personally voting for Morgan Freeman. That way I can actually enjoy watching every presidential speech. That man's voice could save the world.
FlickTigger ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:11:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And James Earl Jones for VP
Drive_like_Yoohoos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL James Earl Jones is still alive
mechchic84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:26 on June 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about Samuel L. Jackson? Great contrast to Morgan Freeman. Think about it. "Someone get these muthafuckin terrorists out this muthafuckin country!"
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:06:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Lampmonster1 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:08:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Book.
twodogsfighting ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:02:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The soundtrack
Make_me_watch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:29:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's almost always the book. Even Die Hard was a book first and movie second
BAXterBEDford ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:45:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would love to see an edited fusion of Forrest Gump's Basic Training with the Basic Training segment in Full Metal Jacket.
ladyturdferguson ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:07:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Lieutenant Dan, ice cream!"
JoeCos47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NOW! DISASSEMBLEYOURWEAPONANDCONTINUE!"
Ecstatic_Youth ยท 691 points ยท Posted at 16:08:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?"
"I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir."
๐๏ธ iaskquestionstoo ยท 4066 points ยท Posted at 13:30:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But Lt. Dan you ain't got no legs.
SerSonett ยท 2469 points ยท Posted at 13:55:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Lt. Dan! Ice creeeaam!"
jizznipples95 ยท 314 points ยท Posted at 15:23:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of my favourite quotes ever!!
Ajk320 ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 17:15:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine is "Jennaayy".
Flyingpigfriend ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 17:23:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love you Jeenaaayy
FuqDaAints ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 18:43:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We was like peas and carrots again"
noguchisquared ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:02:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It just jumped up and bit me"
"Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars."
JLT303 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:40:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously no one has done "Run Forest run!" yet?
robertah1 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:18:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Says without naming the movie so it seemed like cheating. Especially when there are so many other great quotes.
JLT303 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now, it used to be I ran to get where I was going. I never thought it would take me anywhere.
noguchisquared ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ELI5 - I'm not American and never got that line. What does it mean when the army calls something a million dollar injury?
noguchisquared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was his ticket out of Vietnam. But not in a casket like his friend Bubba or as a cripple like Lt. Dan.
It is a wound that does the least permanent damage but gets you out of combat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, brilliant. Thank you!
jizznipples95 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:41:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Jess so my boyfriend always says "I love you Jessaay"
We just went on holiday to Bali Indonesia, and we went to the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. Restaurant there and it was amazing!
mnblackfyre410 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:21:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I must've had me about 15 Dr. Peppers
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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SalamanderSylph ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:33:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My ex was a Jenni. I may have quoted the film too much.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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SalamanderSylph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was the name of her group chat for everybody in her block of halls of residence
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm, and I bet everyone knew her number, too...
Touchmycooker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is he smart or is he like me?
Lampmonster1 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:35:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say it any time I serve Ice Cream.
Hingl_McCringleberry ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:46:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everytime I'm served ice cream I immediately toss mine in a bedpan. Lt. Dan is meirl
prfalcon61 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:32:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly I think the best conversation (as short as it obviously is), is when Forrest graduates:
Recruiter - Now son, have you given any thought about your future?
Forrest - Thought?
ArchMichael7 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:42:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His delivery was hilarious. It took a normal line and gave it years and years of life.
z500 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:14:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My ex used to hate when I said it. So of course I did it all the time while shaking an imaginary ice cream cone.
NeonCookies41 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever my bf or I want ice cream we call each other Lt. Dan.
allsortsashit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:34:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always so great when he just plops it into the bed pan. That's some serious PTSD for Lt. Dan and Gump being such a positive (unknowingly) friend for him. Gump was a good friend like a dumb dog that helps to bring you outta the shit. We all deserve to have a friend like that.
bigesmolz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He was a mean dawg."
HelloTermina ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:17:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For the longest time I wanted to name my dog Lt. Dan and whenever it was dinner time I would just say "Lt. Dan, Ice creaaaaam!"
z500 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:15:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I kind of want to adopt a dog with non-working back legs so I can call him Lt. Dan.
RetardedFlyingCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's great. Am I allowed to rename my dog?
LT_DANS_ICECREAM ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:16:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You rang?
nman68 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:23:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Checks out.
AMongolNamedFrank ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:27:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stupid is as stupid does
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:41:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No one will go to a fast food dive through with me anymore because I shout this at the speaker
jizznipples95 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to start doing this now!
Flanman1337 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:10:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read this comment at the same time I heard the ice cream truck outside my house.
inb4deth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the fuck did we get ice cream?!
MoonSnails ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*ass cream
prfalcon61 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scottie-shhhhh
Siegwyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd love some chocolate ass cream.
NosleepTiffy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha! This made me laugh so hard!
Delicateplace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At my work we have a printout of this scene hanging next to the soft serve machine
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just want someone - of their own free will - to say this to me when handing me icecream... :( [My name actually is Dan, too].
Laura_The_Great ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say this ~75% of the time I offer my husband ice cream.
DonQuixotel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Loo-tain-ant Day-un, aye-us crame
ShameOnANuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEtyUeJmz9g
teefour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shrimp kabobs... shrimp on a stick...
TheMovieQuoteGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They gave you, an imbecile, a moron who goes on television and makes a fool out of himself in front of the whole damn country, the Congressional Medal of Honor.
Well then, that's just perfect!
al3x094 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you believe Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. doesn't have a dessert called "Lt. Dan Ice Cream"?
ThisGuy32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the fuck did we get ice cream?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a dude who looked like Lt Dan since he was 15 years old, these 2 quotes are what I hear more than anything in my life.
Darth_Meatloaf ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 13:54:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got magic legs!
snuffjae89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got happy feet!
ColeTra1n3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:10:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. I know that.
ThatBadassBanana ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:09:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run, Forrest, Run!
MPie89 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:14:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ruuuuun, Forest, Ruuuuuun!!
LuitenantDan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:49:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you always talk about people behind their back, OP?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I LOVED Finding Nemo!
prfalcon61 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:30:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... Magic legs
Orthonut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My roommate in military college was Lt Graham. Imagine the fun we had with her after that movie came out. "But lieutenant Graham, you ain't got no..."
LilSebastian12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kiss MY Ass, God is listening!
Nottheplayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is his most savage moment!
spyker54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where we're going, we don't need legs
Ingloriousfiction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.....? sammy?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He certainly doesn't.
twan398 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://basketballshortsatx.bandcamp.com/track/magic-legs
thewritingtexan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"She tasted like cigarettes."
Superpat12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bitch aint even got legs
racinghedgehogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you have to make me sad today? It is so early to be sad!
ImaPeacockdamnit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lt. Dan, you gots new legs!!
Glj0892 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Magic legs.
sweeetneet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say this to my Three legged Dog Ilean everyday. She doesn't find the humor in it.
cafeteriastyle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Laigs*
ScrawnJuan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer, Lt. Dan! You got new legs!
koteuop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sorry I ruined your New Year's Eve party, Lt. Dan. She tasted like cigarettes."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They gave you the Congressional Medal of Honor!?!? โฆ They gave you an imbecile, a moron who goes on television and makes a fool out himself in front of the whole damn country, the Congressional Medal of Honor โฆ Well, then, thatโs just perfect!
GaryChalmers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just cause it is one my favorite lines from a movie here is the correct quote:
Lt. Dan: Thought I'd try out my sea legs. Forrest: But you ain't got no legs, Lt. Dan!
shobeurself ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lt. Dan, you got new legs.
Dalisca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry I started a fight in your Black Panther party.
RDDemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!
IfIMaySaySo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But you aint got no legs Lieutenant Dan
IlanRegal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lt. Dan! You've got magic legs!
TheHeroHartmut ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 16:23:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
Cesar_Imperator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about shrimp cocktails?
Klazo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:35:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ever been on a shrimp boat Forrest?
No, but I've been on a really big boat.
peaceful_pickle ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 14:46:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I JUST FELT LIKE RUNNINGGGG
Bear_trap_something ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:11:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry I ruined your black panther party.
traplord56 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:02:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I must have drank 15 dr. Peppers
Edit: a number
CeyowenCt ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:38:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
And since they was free, and I wasn't hungry but thirsty, I must've drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers.
MtVernonHempFarm ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:40:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*And since they was freeeee
CeyowenCt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:17:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! I knew that site had it wrong, but once I read it I couldn't get the right one in my head. Fixing.
doubletwilly5 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:11:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We was like peas and carrots"
JackYouLate ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:55:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if there will ever be another movie as unique and original as this.
ImOverThereNow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Junior: The Return of Gump!
tur-bog-oblin ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:56:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She tastes like cigarettes.
ONeill_Two_Ls ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:38:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry i ruined your new years eve party lieutenant Dan
GypsyKate88 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:07:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jennaaaayy"
jorellh ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:59:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jennay
CallMeStark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JEEENNNNNAAAAIIIYY
SamThePotato ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:22:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually its "Life was like a box of chocolates"
I know, its weird as hell.
Emberwake ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:23:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You may not realize it, but the quote comes up several times in the film, in both the past and present tense.
SamThePotato ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:48:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap you're right, completely forgot about the mums scene.
For the curious
Life is like... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqOnkiQRCUU
Life was like... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJh59vZ8ccc
dfpw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yes but the "is" version is "Life is a box of choclates" It's a metaphor, not a simile :D
LegendaryGinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So technically "is" is the correct version, since that scene is the first instance of the quote and Gump is "misquoting" it
robertah1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not quite. She says "life is a box of chocolates" He says "life was like a box of chocolates" No-one says "life is like a box of chocolates"
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 17:39:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next you're going to tell me it's "Berenstain" Bears.
pitchingataint ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:49:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't Berenstain Bears? What books were you reading?
SocialMemeWarrior ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:12:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The correctly named Berenstein bears.
pitchingataint ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:17:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When was it named Berenstein? Are you guys fucking with me?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:14:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was always Berenstain. A lot of people wrongly assumed it was Berenstein because names ending in -stein are much more common, and they've stubbornly carried their error into adulthood.
Some are so stubborn about this, in fact, they actually believe they are from another universe and at some point "switched" into our -stain world.
Hingl_McCringleberry ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:47:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't call me stubborn
pitchingataint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're shoeless!!
SocialMemeWarrior ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:57:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would like to ask the same question to you. It was the Berenstein bears.
Wesker405 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:56:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it makes sense in context. he was paraphrasing what his mom said instead of quoting.
sort of like,
mom: "dad is gonna be right back"
gump: "she said dad was gonna be right back"
Donuil23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True, that is what Forrest says, but his mother says the line later in the movie, on her death bed, as well. She does say is.
robertah1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She doesn't say 'like'.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:44:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CHAWCLAAATES!
Yaga1973 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Little John version.
Price_Of_Soap ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:57:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I gotta pee"
slimsurance ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:23:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...it doesn't last as long for the fat people
rhroajxkjffj ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:39:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you never know what you're going to get
OvenWare ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:52:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You get what you pay for
awesomepopper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had to scroll down way too far for this
Lothar_Ecklord ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is always brought up, but my favorite quote from that is "I bet if I think real hard, I can remember my first pair of shoes. Momma said they'd take me anywhere..."
taylh003 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the emphasis you put on the was
CTU ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You never know what you're going to get
Smellycreepylonely ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stupid is as stupid does
klsi832 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:45:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast and the taste is... fleeting. So, you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.
ChickenChic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so yeah...just like life. fleeting.
56kuser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
are you feeling ok buddy?
Yserbius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, the quote became so well known I'll bet there are a dozen movies in the last decade alone that use it.
Heck, I was just watching The X-Files last week and the Cigarette Smoking Man gives a whole parody of the monologue to a homeless woman on the park bench.
Pingaring ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love you Jen-nay!
beasteagle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's "Life WAS like a box of chocolates..."
muzzyMANmike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I felt really taken advantage of when i realised they'd stolen that quote
Flash76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Correction: "Life was like a box of chocolates"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It'll kill your dog
CeyowenCt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks.
And that's all I have to say about that.
FE4R3D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of shit, you think it's chocolate till you take a bite...
mjsiii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump."
j1mmie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And just like, I put it on Netflix.
Guardian_Ainsel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfather! Love it!
Malcolmpargin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't last as long for fat people.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This movie hits me right in the feels
12nathanb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lieutenant Dan got me invested in some kind of fruit company
NINJABI6B0SS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RUN FORREST RUN
DroidBoy42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Box 'a chawclets
BenjiBenjaminz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't it life is like a box of chocolates?
JOG_FORREST_JOG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther Party" - My Senior Quote
mybyull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run forest run would work tol
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nobody likes the dark ones.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*IS
damnit!
Jacosion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I swear it's berenstein Bears.
mourad91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was? Isn't is life " is " like a box of chocolates?
Quachetic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates...
Go back to your dimension. :)
STRAT0CAST3R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It happens."
"What, shit?"
"Sometimes."
KrystallAnn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't even seen this movie and this was the first thing I thought of.
Jumbojym69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mama always said life is like a hookers snatch you never know what you gon catch
Donuil23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not totally wrong about the was/is thing. His mom says the line later in the movie, and says is.
imeanthat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WAS?!?!
life IS.
RetardedFlyingCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the book, he went to space, crash landed in Africa, lived with a tribe and got a pet monkey. Which version was better, I don't know.
oldbauer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i was gonna go with "I LAHVE YOU JAHNAY"
fareven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...it gets all gooey if you leave it out in the sun too long.
riceonwhite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"She tastes like cigarettes"
ZeasMommy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry I ruined your black panther partay
downtothecellar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She got the cancer, and died on a Tuesday
Fig_Newton_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We took these real long walks where we were always looking for this guy named Charlie.
TheLuciousBobbiDylan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich.
Stewbodies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I musta had me about fifteen docta peppas
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!
Obandigo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Forrest, You ever been on a shrimp boat?
No, but I've been on a real big boat.
blitva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where were you hit? In the buh-ttocks.
Me_Tarzan_You_Gains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Samuel L. Jacksons token line from Pulp Fiction. He repeats the line throughout the movie as shit goes further and further off the rail. My favorite time he says it is when they are cleaning the body out of the car and he's pissed off that an easy assignment went to shit. Others seem to like it when he says it to the diner robbers later in the movie but the car scene one is my favorite.
Porfinlohice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because it lasts less time for fat people?
Godzilla2y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure any quote from that movie would make me recognize it. I've seen that movie like a dozen times.
Why don't you love me, Jennay? I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jennay.
ForrestISrunnin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just felt like running!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THANK YOU FOR GETTING IT RIGHT!
PacManDreaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast and the taste is... fleeting. So, you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.
Jay_Train ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RUUUUN, FOREST, RUUUUUUUUUUN!
ebolawakens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed it is, it doesn't last as long for the fat people.
RDDemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He's named after his daddy."
"His daddy's named Forrest too?"
"You're his daddy Forrest."
MIND BLOWN
roadkill531 ยท 7693 points ยท Posted at 13:30:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?
Redjacket ยท 5582 points ยท Posted at 15:12:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
deepfriedveggie ยท 2215 points ยท Posted at 16:15:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Please leave your message after the tone"
paynelive ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 23:31:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Alan Rickman. It's Alan Rickman, reminding you to move the pork chops from the freezer to the refrigerator so they defrost properly. Do not disappoint me.
pkim1230 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:28:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's been defrosting for a couple of months now :(
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 18:13:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 22:37:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beep.
-Pelvis- ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:20:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck.
jesusfriedmycarnitas ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:52:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is there supposed to be someone else there besides your wife there to answer?" ... "See he keeps hanging up, and it's a man answering."
BrotherChe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:32:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"O.K. Just a little pin prick there'll be no more aaaaaaaah! But you may feel a little sick"
"Can you stand up? I do believe it's working, good. That'll keep you going through the show. Come on, it's time to go."
"Are you not entertained?!"
WX78_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:14:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
rojhe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best movie ever
Chandzer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:46:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Chandzer, Commander of #### ### ###, Owner of the Phone Number, Listener to this Voicemail Service. I have failed to answer your call, so please leave a message. And I will return your call, in this life or the next.
yeaokbb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who does voiceovers in here?
Quuantix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FAK
Fridaynouement ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That just became my voicemail, IRL.
MeFigaYoma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure it already was your voicemail
Enigmagico ยท 1162 points ยท Posted at 15:54:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Them chills, doe.
myhairsreddit ยท 616 points ยท Posted at 16:35:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in a thread the other day and a redditor said that this was one of the most boring movies he has ever seen and he didn't understand why it won awards. Like, what?
[deleted] ยท 2315 points ยท Posted at 16:58:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was he not entertained!?
Moridn ยท 137 points ยท Posted at 17:00:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
slow clap
SketchBoard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:40:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The moment where less is so much more.
dmaterialized ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:37:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was not.
donttaxmyfatstacks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh....
throws sword
HavanaDays ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:24:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently not
CKlandSHARK ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:32:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was that not what he was there for?
HelixHaze ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:36:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously. He just said it was boring. I swear, some of you ancient Romans can't read for shit.
EchoesinthekeyofbluE ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:30:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you arrange for u/myhairsreddit to set you up for this one? Go on, admit it. We all know you did.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all under the table... shhhh
le_vulp ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:26:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Evidently not. Try harder, Maximus.
thing24life ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:10:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
apparently not.
johnny_mclovin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:32:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bravo good sir, BRAVO!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently not.
forcoolstuffD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(Clappity clap clap)
regularkat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just take my upvote!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently not
legsintheair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was not entertained, obviously.
frankles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am not he, but I was similarly underwhelmed. Russell Crowe: I just can't.
epsdelta74 ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 19:26:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joaquin Phoenix's performance in that movie was excellent. What a wretched villain!
myhairsreddit ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:37:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love to hate him in that movie.
dmaterialized ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 18:37:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it's super boring when you make a movie that has literally EVERYTHING ANYONE COULD WANT IN A FILM.
PathologicalLoiterer ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:02:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I made my fiancee watch it, and she was like Ok, yeah, it's gonna be this bro-tastic action flick, but whatever, I'll sit through it. At the end she turns to me with actual tears in her eyes (she cries pretty easily for movies) and says "That was fucking amazing." Needless to say, we're both fans now.
Aquagoat ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:21:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ebert hated it. I love me some Ebert, but man, I gotta think he was wrong on this one.
dmaterialized ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:38:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hard to imagine. I should read his review... that's a big miss, even for him (he's usually about 90% right!)
workraken ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:00:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was wrong about his opinion that he didn't like it?
lukeman3000 ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 18:04:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Correct
Aquagoat ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 18:13:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In his opinion it's a bad movie. In mine, it's a great movie. Ergo, I think he's wrong.
FadedFellow ยท -44 points ยท Posted at 18:34:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not how opinions work, there's no such thing as right or wrong as there is no definite answer. There us only what is more or less favorable.
Aquagoat ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:41:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't get it. MY OPINION IS HE IS WRONG. I'm not saying he can't have an opinion, or his opinion is invalid, or like, I'm saying its factually wrong. I'm saying I think he's wrong about the quality of movie. That is EXACTLY how opinions work. What is it with people looking to fight over this shit online.
Redremnant ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:53:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, we'll, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Takeme2yourleader ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok Stevie.
Dynamaxion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:28:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's Ebert's ghost, I'm sure of it.
HittingSmoke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your opinion is right.
treefitty350 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:04:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if it was my opinion that facts are false? Is my opinion not literally incorrect then?
FadedFellow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:13:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not gonna lie, I had a lapse of stupidity when I typed that out.
obscureposter ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:11:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But at least you admitted it like a champ.
FadedFellow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:04:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, I mean it's not like losing all that karma is all that important. Right? RIGHT!?
mayonuki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you for real right now?
sharkattackmiami ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Racism is a wrong opinion. Thinking that someone cant do the same job as someone else because of their skin color (dont guve me crap about actors or models or other niche cases where it matters) is objectively wrong.
Good_ApoIIo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:17:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a line between subjective opinion and objective criticism?
OateyMcGoatey ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:18:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The line is if you're getting paid or not.
LOSS35 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:05:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He probably watched it on TNT or something with all the action edited to death
KingLatifah ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:23:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That guy sounds like a class A moron.
blackoutbiz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what?! wha? what tha . . wat dah . . AW HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL NAW!
yslk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:58:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I watched it recently as a 23 year old man having not watched it since I was 12 and having thought "The fighting was cool but the rest of it was too much boring talking".
Holy SHIT that movie is good! The whole thing was wonderful, I seriously had the fucking worst taste as a kid.
myhairsreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I definitely appreciated it more as an adult then I did as a kid, I can see how a child would find the slower parts boring. But as an adult I have learned to appreciate the slow paced parts of movies, that is where you get a lot of the back story and understanding for the big dramatic fight scenes!
zacree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:19:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This movie is one of the most atrocious examples of "It isn't present day America, so they get a british accent and that's final" but holy fuck does that not matter at all.
That movie is damn incredible. It won an Oscar and almost everybody that has ever seen it loves it but I still say it's underrated.
iny0urend0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like it's gotten cool to shit on this movie. It's one of my all time favorites.
H_Donna_Gust ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:44:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that dude.
CrikeyMikeyLikey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:52:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean... Do I get paid or?
H_Donna_Gust ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:12:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We can work something out.
CrikeyMikeyLikey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:51:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:28:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didnt find it bad, it had its moments, but I didnt find it all that great. I liked it as more as an action movie rather than a drama movie, if you get me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:26:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're wrong.
thisshortenough ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I found it quite boring myself and I really enjoy action movies usually
Ihistal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:10:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you found it boring because it isn't primarily an action movie. Sure, it does have action in it, but that's not what makes it so great.
thisshortenough ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well either way, normally I enjoy that sort of film. But I just couldnt get into Gladiator.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did not like it the 1st time I saw it in theaters, but have watched it tens of times since. Enjoy it more each time. I love the vision of Maximus's home, with the Italian Cypress lining the road to it.
iamzombus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This movie made me hate Joaquin Phoenix the person because he played such an evil person.
kbxads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you should told him what /u/mahucharn said below "Are you not entertained?"
Gyissan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Most likely he was the boring one.
Retired_Rentboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I get him.
fenixjr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
just had to look up the quote to figure it out. I fell asleep while trying to watch it. yes some people find it boring.
Matemeo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chiming in: I didn't like it. I watched it many years after it came out, so was probably influenced by everyones super positive view towards it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:45:34 on June 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean it's like a slightly above average bland movie. It doesnt have an interesting plot really, it could have easily been done in 30 minutes. I like it, but giving it any awards is a bit overboard. Then again, Midnight Cowboy won an oscar and that is certainly one of the worst, most bizarre movies ever made
hang_them_high ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only movie besides mad max fury road I wanted to see again in theaters. Loved it. Slows down a bit but who cares
Mr_Gilmore_Jr ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 19:01:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was kinda boring. Dragged on when there weren't any fight scenes. I took the opportunity to ask anyone if they wanted popcorn so I could leave for a bit.
JimmyR42 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:28:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fear for the future quality of the movie industry when pounding the impact of the "transformers generation".
Absulute ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:34:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fell asleep in the theater watching it.
In my defense, it was 3am and I was quite drunk.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:02:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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myhairsreddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here, /u/jidanars, eat a snickers. You're not you when you're hungry.
MuonManLaserJab ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree, I think it's total shit! It's like a Kevin Smith movie: I just don't get the appeal. Well, apart from all the badassery.
semperlol ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I share his opinion. This movie is alright but overrated
DNedry ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I kind of have to agree. It's not one of those movies I want to watch over and over, it's long and it drags.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can get the point about the awards. It's formulaic mainstream commercial entertainment that has zero value beyond that.
Krissam ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 16:04:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, the quote gave me chills when I watched the movie, a couple times when people have linked the clip on youtube. Never expected it'd give me the chills to read it.
hanoian ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:10:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, just got it as well. Must rewatch it.
shazam99301 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:46:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously...just got em.
FranxtheTanx ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:48:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And now I'm a human being, made of goosebumps, sitting in a suit.
pngwn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why after you wearing a stupid man suit?
FranxtheTanx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh. Seemed fun at the time.
random_side_note ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:22:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just broke out in full body goosebumps, and i think I've only seen that movie once.
I mean, it could also be that I'm standing in front of my ac unit, but I'd like to think it's because of the movie.
Enigmagico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I watched it about a week ago. It's just fantastically epic.
random_side_note ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright. It's on my list of movies to watch.
Neo21803 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:46:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The frost. Sometimes it makes the blade stick.
kris_random ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:12:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never seen it and I got chills.
Enigmagico ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:00:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You must. It's beyond amazing.
Ancient_hacker ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:19:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Russell Crowd does a great job with the quiet, cold, unyielding hatred in that line.
JMell09 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:00:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably watched it a hundred times and that part still gives me the chills
MrSlowpez ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:59:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I loved this line too
CloudEnt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:37:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will win the crowd. I will show them something they've never seen before.
Enigmagico ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
turning to the Emperor
"Is this your card?"
WickThePriest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bruh. For real.
mayan33 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
bambi
W00DERS0N ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Russel Crowe has his moments, and he knocked that one out of the park.
Ulairi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Master and Commander was an excellent movie as well. I think it's seriously one of the most underrated movies of all time, just flawless through and through.
W00DERS0N ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:27:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup, helps that Bettany brings his A game too.
Ulairi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah he's one of my favorite actors, between that and a Knight's Tale...
Unggoy_Soldier ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:48:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lit tbqh fam
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:24:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They tell me your son squealed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross... And your wife, moaned like whore as they ravaged her again, and again and again.
Strangeclouds420 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:20:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I can't think of a more evil thing to say to a man
TK-427 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:10:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That dude seriously plays one of the greatest villains of all time. That "busy bee" scene? Legitimate sociopath
anooblol ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:04:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Marcus Arulius had a dream for ROME Proximo... This is not it... THIS IS NOT... IT
KingLatifah ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:24:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You knew Marcus Aurelius?
syo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I said that he touched me on the shoulder once...
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then, when enough men have died, you may win your freedom.
dispatch134711 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'a dream that was rome' i think
anooblol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's been a couple of years. You might be right.
sprynklz ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 16:48:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it is impossible to read this quote without A. getting enormous chills B. reading it exactly how Russell Crowe delivers the line.
DavidR747 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and without hearing that kinda spooky music in your head.
at least for me.
A_Hairless_Trollrat ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 20:03:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zero chills. Eh. I've seen it on a lot of things... Not that impressive.
Sahanrohana ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:12:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what I should say when Starbucks asks for my name.
Aerrix ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:15:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And now I'm watching Gladiator.
briaen ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:15:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1UmHfWCw-4 because I wanted to see it again.
kr1os ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:36:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was looking for it too, and found this one first.
briaen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was going to be the entire "My name is.." on loop. It would have been a lot better if it was.
acolyte_to_jippity ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:20:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brothers, what we do in life, echoes in eternity.
CervixAssassin ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:39:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I have a friend, his name is Biggus Dickus.
JoeDiesAtTheEnd ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:22:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He has a wife, you know....
billytheid ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:14:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know what she's called?
xanatos451 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.
Timferius ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:06:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, you killed my family, prepare to die.
adarksky ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:52:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius Decimus Meridius Meridius Decimus Maximus Meridius Merididus Decimius Maximus Decimus Maximus Meridius.
A_Turkey_Named_Jive ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:34:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is chicka chicka Slim Shady.
AmiChaelle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:17:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT?
Voltaire2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I not merciful!
Chromegloss ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:24:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Biggus Dickus
ElDoctorDeGallifrey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which movie is this?
babyrhino ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:59:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gladiator
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best movie scene ive ever watched in my entire life
tylerlawhon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Between this, and when he said "I am gladiator." Dang.
RichtersMask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
adorablesexypants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My father was a Centurion in the Jerusalem garrison, his name was Naughtius Maximus.
Tyrann0saurus_Rex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asterix and Obelix!
FloppY_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Biggest mic-drop in the history of cinema.
september27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When he says all that, chills. Yet every time Daenerys rattles on and on, I just want someone to say "we get it, you're the queen, and the khaleesi, and the unburnt, and mother of dragons, etc etc. Enough already."
JustALuckyShot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I watched this when I was a kid, I REALLY think I should watch it again.
thekeyboardhero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So that's where they got the whole 5-minute title long thing they've been repeating in every episode of Game of Thrones that features Daenerys.
alvarop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals, and the First Men..."
Jaime_loignon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT"S NOT FELIX LEGIONS! FUCK! So many people get it wrong. It's general of the Adiutrix Legions.
BecomingTheArchtype ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we do echoes in eternity
ShooterDiarrhea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dont know why. But the the line that gets me the most is,
Like, even after his death this guy is loyal without a fault. That kind of loyalty cannot be bought.
The_Brutally_Honest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Father of Dragons?
guhuias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i0u4jFmE78
I went and watched this scene again, I never noticed before, but look at the guys skin color change as maximus reveals himself! His skin just goes white, great small addition to the scene (if intentional)
dmaterialized ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You gotta do it full-formatting tho.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius: Commander of the Armies of the North; General of the Felix Legions; loyal servant to the TRUE EMPEROR, Marcus Aurelius.
Father to a murdered son.
Husband to a murdered wife.
And I will have my vengeance, in this life, or the next.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Ralph let it go already.
charredsmurf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Him and Dany would get along with their titles.
Danmasterflex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A true TIFU.
cansjdfsfj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Maximus Dankimus Maymayius, Commander of the memes of the North, general of the troll legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, hypnius toadius. Father to a murdered pepe, husband to a murdered mod. And I will have my vengeance, in this thread or the next.
jessegFV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Owner of two dead horses"...me and my buddy used to quote this part but added a bunch details that made us laugh.
Explainthisandthat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was waiting for this quote
hansn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, Bean was an awesome movie.
SWAG_M4STER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I sexually identify as a Roman general....
wandahickey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
At my signal, unleash hell.
Eucharism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beritius*
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine people introducing themselves like this now. what would they even say? Hi I'm urmumratesme! i can eat a whole family meal in one sitting?
wotad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what film
OC_Slim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That title definitely rivals Dany's
xanatos451 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Biggus Dickus
curiousGambler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to date a girl who had a chihuahua. This quote was his name, in entirety. He went by "Max" for short.
bionikspoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My elevator pitch sucks.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Garfieldiator did it better (at 0:42)
But watch the entire thing later on.
0x442E472E ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars?
crichton9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of my top 5 favorite movie quotes!!
Crimson_Shiroe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never seen the movie but....shit that gave me chills
ArtomixCraft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, khaleesi to Drogoโs riders, and queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros
thepasswordis-taco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inigo Montoya...
WheatonWill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I'm watching Gladiator tonight.
DJJazzyGriff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...or the next." You should look up the sequel to Gladiator they wrote a script for. They were going to have Maximus fight his enemies in the afterlife. Cool concept.
KingKidd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your wife moaned like a whore as my men ravaged her. Over, and over again.
hkdharmon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My nephew, Maximus, got his name from the film. Well, I guess his parents got it from the film.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who will help me carry him?
achton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your name is what now?
Dameleon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great movie
Sabrielle24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never seen this movie, but I can hear Russell Crowe saying this.
BordomBeThyName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a friend who named his dog this entire quote. "Max" for short.
SaphireHeart1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ohhhhhh I need to see that movie again now!!!!
KingOCarrotFlowers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welp, I know what I'm watching tonight...
thing24life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of my favorite lines in a movie. It's so powerful. It gives me chills.
Broke_Engineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AN DANAERYS STORMBORN OF OLD VALYRIA, THE UNBURNT, BREAKER OF CHAINS, MOTHER OF DRAGONS AND THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE IRON THRONE.
GenrlWashington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew a kid back in grade school (1996-ish) named Marcus Aurelius. Always thought he had a bad ass name.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's crazy is that he ad libbed that whole line
D-Rahl867 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone quotes this line. Russel Crowe hated it.
NiggyWiggyWoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Maximus! Maximus the Merciful!"
Audience laughs
Emperor Pussy McPussface leaves stadium in shame
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best thing is that Russell Crowe owns a Rugby League team in Sydney, and ive seen many fans use Gladiator quotes and imagery to support them. Once was a green and red coloured gladiator, but my favourite was someone with a huge banner that read:
"What we do in life echoes in eternity"
Murdathon3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everytime I read this, I immediately start hearing the music.
Such a fucking good scene and movie.
doctormurse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No matter how many times I watch it I still get chills and then want to tell Joaquin Phoenix to stop trying to bang his sister https://youtu.be/X1UmHfWCw-4
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dracarys muthafuckas!"
sithknight1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joe Pantolioano - The Sopranos
Salzberger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot "Mother of Dragons."
blairco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius Maximus...
Fiishbait ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'."
wwfmike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons."
cybergeek11235 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GLADIATOR, READY!"
"CHALLENGER, READY!"
aMusicLover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end.
YoItsMikeL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking just got chills reading that. It's been a few years, I think I'm due for some gladiator soon.
๐๏ธ iaskquestionstoo ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 13:30:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gladiator!
JohhnyTheKid ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:53:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Correct!
clooth ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:15:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome!
ThatOneKoala ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:23:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spectacular!
reincarN8ed ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:32:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The frost...sometimes it makes the blade stick.
equalescape ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:51:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorite lines in the movie. The legionnaire knows it's so fucking over for him...
Dudewheresmygold ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 17:25:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This masterpiece doesn't even need a quote to be recognized, just the soundtrack.
Jack Gleeson based his portrayal of Joffery on Joaquin Phoenix's Commodus. Probably an overstated interesting fact, but the power behind those actors in Gladiator is amazing. That is what acting is about, telling an epic story.
TheTrenchMonkey ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:07:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the soundtrack but the opening scene is soooo much the music for Pirates of the Caribbean to my ears. It gets you pumped but after watching them both a few times it doesn't seem as tailored to the movie.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:59:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least Gladiator came first. Yet no one says "Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack sounded like Gladiator" it's always the other way around.
TheTrenchMonkey ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:05:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know, its just that now it seems like Pirates has claimed it as if it was a cover that outsold the original. It's like All Along the Watchtower, Bob Dylan did it first but Hendrix is what people think of.
percolater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The composer of the Gladiator soundtrack was actually sued by the estate of Gustav Holst because of similarities between the soundtrack and Holst's The Planets. If you listen to Mars you can definitely hear it.
Dudewheresmygold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What are you, my ex? She raves about The Planets.
b_dont_gild_my_vibe ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:45:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jay-z?
prettysoon ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:23:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we do in life, echoes in eternity
areunot_entertained ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:19:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Totally am!
hawk135 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:36:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I use this if someone nitpicks one of my posts.
roadkill531 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to steal that from you and use it for myself.
showmeyourprincess ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:17:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schindlers list?
blink2020 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:31:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you not into trains?
tomato_paste ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:36:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nirvana, a life story.
insanebatcat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just think of shark tale..
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Bread_Boy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if trolling, or you really don't know...
rebb1t ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:49:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
He doesn't know, he's a paki
Edit: pakis generally don't know shit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Another one is "My name is Gladiator"
Orthonut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mmmmmm shirtless Russell Crowe... Mmmmmm
aqua_zesty_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-The Truman Show
quote mismatching is way more fun
oboedude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know it's from gladiator, but I think Robert Deniro said this in the movie Red Lights also
coquish98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What we do in life, echoes in eternity"
mating_toe_nail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You sold me queer giraffes!
dukecityvigilante ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you, Quintus? Would I?
superawesomepandacat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joaquin Phoenix tho holy shit
wotad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
film?
roadkill531 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gladiator
wotad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my mum would kill me.. if she knew i didnt know that ;p
ineedsomefuckingcoco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick.
Indigo1218 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sheamus sucks
manhooties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AM I NOT MERCIFUL!?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thor?
nahfoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
Cloudy_mood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ready to feel old? That movie came out 16 years ago.
ReaperMage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU CHEER FOR BLOOD, AND YOU SHALL HAVE IT
lordjackenstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glad he ate her
NonStopFarts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we do in life, echoes in eternity. - my favoritr
trajan94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AM I BEING DETAINED!?
adrianmatteo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw this movie with a live score played by an orchestra and it was fucking amazing... Chills non stop.
Me_Tarzan_You_Gains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Magic Mike 2 XXL when Channing Tatum does the Helicopter dick and he notices the applause isn't as loud as it usually is and he has an existential crisis about getting older.
Edit: Now that I think about it this can be two answers. the second would be Little Miss Sunshine where at the beauty pageant for girls the little girl does her dance routine only to get laughed at, then she says the line.
xhankhillx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idk the movie from this quote
I am going to google it
beep boop beep boop
gladiator? I was 9 when I watched that, I don't remember anything
k_ing_lucas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jay-Z
neostebo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we do in life echoes in eternity
veganzombeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some gladiator-type film. Like 300 but Roman instead of Greek.
JDeere13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
stinky_butt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you not into trains?!
The_Lupercal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sydney white ? An amanda bynes classic
Trump_The_Triumphant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me at every party I host?
RockTheShaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No! Tell a joke!
Bloodyneck92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the exact quote (well, just"are you not entertained") that came to mind for me when I opened this post. Get out of my head!
Jukebawks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jay-Z - Public Service Announcement
Kingofawesome13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Magic Mike XL?
devilsephiroth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shadows and dust
ILostTwoOldAccounts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brazzers?
makushr1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we do in life, echoes in eternity.
xXxedgyname69xXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
congratulations reddit, you just stole my afternoon.
c4ctus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A friend once told me, "death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."
aldovelco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best movie ever.
YesItWasMe_TheClam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:03:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This gave me the chills.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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roadkill531 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? That's awesome!
So... I'm going to ask a really dumb question, but I want to learn. Italian always struck me as a poetic language, like French. How do rough sounding, intimidating threats or epic speeches come off in Italian? Does it work well?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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roadkill531 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So I just youtubed some of Gladiator in Italian... you are very right. It's pretty epic. Even though I don't understand the language. It's awesome.
getchamediocrityhere ยท 2867 points ยท Posted at 13:43:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the war room!
aubieismyhomie ยท 1526 points ยท Posted at 15:44:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello? Hello, Dimitri? Listen, I can't hear too well, do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little? Oh, that's much better. Yes. Fine, I can hear you now, Dimitri. Clear and plain and coming through fine. I'm coming through fine too, eh? Good, then. Well then as you say we're both coming through fine. Good. Well it's good that you're fine and I'm fine. I agree with you. It's great to be fine.
Now then Dimitri. You know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the bomb. The bomb, Dimitri. The hydrogen bomb. Well now what happened is, one of our base commanders, he had a sort of, well he went a little funny in the head. You know. Just a little... funny. And uh, he went and did a silly thing.
Well, I'll tell you what he did, he ordered his planes... to attack your country.
Well let me finish, Dimitri. Let me finish, Dimitri.
Well, listen, how do you think I feel about it? Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dimitri? Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?
Of course I like to speak to you. Of course I like to say hello. Not now, but any time, Dimitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened.
It's a friendly call. Of course it's a friendly call. Listen, if it wasn't friendly, ... you probably wouldn't have even got it. They will not reach their targets for at least another hour.
I am... I am positive, Dimitri. Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick.
Well I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes.
Yes! I mean, if we're unable to recall the planes, then I'd say that, uh, well, we're just going to have to help you destroy them, Dimitri.
I know they're our boys.
Alright, well, listen... who should we call?
Who should we call, Dimitri?
The people...? Sorry, you faded away there.
The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters. Where is that, Dimitri?
In Omsk. Right. Yes.
Oh, you'll call them first, will you?
Uh huh. Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dimitri?
What? I see, just ask for Omsk Information. I'm sorry too, Dimitri. I'm very sorry.
Alright! You're sorrier than I am! But I am sorry as well. I am as sorry as you are, Dimitri. Don't say that you are more sorry than I am, because I am capable of being just as sorry as you are. So we're both sorry, alright?
Diogenescp ยท 253 points ยท Posted at 17:15:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can hear Peter Sellers saying that as I read it. Amazing scene from an amazing film.
semperlol ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:52:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I first saw that movie I didn't realise it was the same actor.
eye_patch_willy ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:55:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sellers plays the American president Merkin Muffley; the British liaison officer Lt. Mandrake; and the German scientist Dr. Strangelove. Three characters in three accents. And he is not willing to allow for any sort of mine shaft gap.
UrinalCake777 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:29:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh. My. God. I need to rewatch that immediately.
eye_patch_willy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:33:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope you are able to interpret your feelings correctly.
twoodfin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:28:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was also supposed to play Major Kong, until a sprained ankle in the tight confines of the bomber cockpit set made that impossible.
eye_patch_willy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:11:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too bad the studio had slim pickings in their search for a replacement.
elchicodelgado ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fine, you're funny.
SJWTumblrinaMonster ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:59:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously! I would like to see a recording of a person who has never seen the film reading this because I can't think of these words without hearing Peter Sellers' performance.
glisp42 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:04:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 14 and I mentioned to my best friends dad that I'd never seen it. He went right out and rented it and we all watched it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't saw the film, maybe I can do it later
LysergicOracle ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:01:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just his delivery of "Now then, Dimitri..." leaves me in tears. The casual shift from small talk to discussing the literal end of the world.
Blitzkrieg_My_Anus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:32:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is it? I'm not very well schooled on a lot of films.
ALemonCalledGreg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:08:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Strangelove
TheColossalTitan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS HIM TOO? I thought he was just the English dude and Dr. Strangelove!
Diogenescp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:21:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, that was him, too. According to wikipedia he was also supposed to play Major Kong, but injured himself on stage and thus it went to Slim Pickens.
plasticsporks21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:04:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know what movie this is
Diogenescp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's Dr. Strangelove.
plasticsporks21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:15:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you. I shall watch it this evening
markevens ยท 358 points ยท Posted at 16:33:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Greatest satire ever made.
DodgerDoan ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 17:11:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kubrick knew what was up
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[deleted] ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 19:13:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Strangelove. Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb
PastorWhiskey ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 21:01:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A movie that everyone should watch I their lifetime. It might not be for everyone, but everyone should give it a try at least once. Same deal with O' Brother Where Art Thou?
WelcomeMachine ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:49:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You, I like you. There are two types of people in this world; Those who love Dr. Strangelove, and those I don't want to associate with.
Chance4e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't forget, you should watch Fail Safe first. Just to really understand the whole thing.
markevens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:18 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or watch Fail Safe after, but either way know they are based on the same written work, Red Alert, of which Fail Safe stays more authentic to.
Interesting to note though, Kubrick originally intended it to be a suspense drama. The story was too heavy though, and also too ripe for comedy.
He came to realize the only way to tell the story without people walking out in absolute panic was to tell it as a comedy.
Chance4e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:48 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And he created the greatest farce of the 20th century.
i_toss_salad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is, without a doubt, my favourite movie of all time.
SenorGutenTag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except you should really just tell everyone to read Homer's Odyssey instead, as O(no apostrophe) Brother is just an Allegory of it.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:56:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but with George Clooney, John Goodman, and some damn fine music.
Telefunkin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:44:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude was a genius. Too bad Eyes Wide Shut sucked.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:58:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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MjrJWPowell ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:13:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The moon landing was faked, but Kubrick directed it and made them film on location.
Kylearean ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:30:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I didn't know.
he-said-youd-call ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:50:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GOOD point
cyberlich ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:18:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have to applaud the man for his authenticity.
Telefunkin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:18:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I completely agree about the difference between a film and a movie. But my problem with it was it was created for a world that no longer existed. It was supposed to come out in the 60s (before 2001 I think) but funding and backend problems forced the projects abandonment. Had it come out when it was supposed to it would've been just and groundbreaking as any of his other films. But because it came out in 1999, the world had already seen and been desensitized to that sort of imagery so it was predestined to not be a hit through no fault of its own. It's problem isn't that of content, but of context.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Telefunkin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:24:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The world was a lot more desensitized in 1999 than the 60s though. Speaking to the cult-like subject matter of the movie, the world had seen a lot of cults come and commit group suicide in the 70s and 80s. More so than was seen in the 60s. We may not have been as comfortable talking about it. But we sure as hell saw it.
cyberlich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, I agree. It certainly would have been a much more interesting and daring film released even 20 years earlier.
Retangamoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I think you are forgetting Nicole Kidman's glorious tits.
grynjar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Nah, it was her ass that did it. -Edit: Anna Nicole? What the fuck dude?
Retangamoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yeah I fixed that haha.
grynjar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worst part is that with that name you were a little more right about the tits thing.
MjrJWPowell ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 20:15:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The "Men Furher, I can walk!" Was ad libbed because Sellers forgot his character couldn't walk.
haagiboy ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:41:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This reminded me of a school play of Dr semmelweiss, the man who found out that washing your hands before and after surgery was a good idea before receiving a baby.
It wasn't really a school play, but the class was split into groups of 5 and had to do a play on one of the different events in his life. Well, my group decided to say Fuck it and do it all.
So when we did it, the whole story in 10 minutes, I did a horrible mistake that I corrected in a similar fashion.
You see, semmelweiss died after he got an infection in a cut. I did that scene a bit too early, so the others in my group was whispering "not now dude!". So I grabbed a bar of soap and said "it's okay, I'll just wash my hands and I'll be Allright!".
Then 1 minute later I cut myself (again), and this time I died correctly.
jdroid11 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:59:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ok
anavsc91 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:07:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, Semmelweiss died after being beaten by the guards of the asylum in which he was put when he went mad (which he did because nobody believed in his hand washing theories)
haagiboy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:06:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm.. Now I'm not sure if we learned that he died from an infected cut or if that was something we made up to cut the play shorter!
He did travel to Venice and got syphilis as well right?
lth5015 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:37:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The hand spontaneously rising to a Nazi salute was also ad libbed by Sellers. Man was a genius. There's no wonder why Kubrick had him play all three main characters
markevens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:50 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He wanted him to play 4, (The texas guy airforce guy who rides the bomb) but Sellers refused.
-Unparalleled- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:15:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is this?
markevens ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:35:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
-Unparalleled- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:55:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks!
d3photo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I may have to watch that tonight for date night.
CupBeEmpty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Implying it is satire...
moonra_zk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watched it a little while ago and loved it, amazing movie.
WntrSoldier1221 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also fucking brilliant improvisation.
horrorshowmalchick ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 18:32:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll have to answer to the Coca-Cola company!
muffinpoots ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:45:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good god. I was rolling the entire time I read this.
"You can't let him in here. He'll...he'll see everything! I mean...he'll see the big board!!!"
kylez0rz ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:02:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to see this now. Which movie?
aubieismyhomie ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 17:05:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Dr. Strangelove or How I learned to strop worrying and love the bomb. Here's the scene, which was beautifully performed
MrNPC009 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:14:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it sad I've never seen the movie but still know that scene
_stuntnuts_ ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:17:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least you're aware of it but you really should see it pronto. It's a phenomenal film. One of the best George C Scott performances ever too.
CowboyLaw ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:01:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And he hated every single thing about that performance. Kubrick tricked it out of him, and Scott never forgave him for it.
MrNPC009 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:03:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tricked him how?
Tonka_Tuff ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:27:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Credit to /u/eltoro in a different comment below:
Feequess ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:59:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It worked.
SaturdayMorningSwarm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:35:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's brutal. He was my favourite part of the movie though!
CowboyLaw ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:00:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For a four-line summary, this is fine.
The summary ignores, among other interesting facts, that Kubrick and Scott disagreed about how the character should be played, and Scott refused to do it Kubrick's way, which is why Kubrick had to trick him. And that helps explain why Scott was so upset--this was an argument he'd had, and thought he'd won. And the performance was not in keeping with Scott's view of himself as a serious dramatic actor, so he thought it was "damaging the brand."
SketchBoard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:46:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Til actors have a brand.
eltoro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget the part where Kubrick settled some of their disagreements by saying the winner of a chess game would get to make the decision on how the scene would be done. I believe Kubrick won most, if not all, of those games.
CowboyLaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually hadn't heard that one!
MrNPC009 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So the riding the nuke was a warm up? XD
Tonka_Tuff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:44:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong actor. That was Slim Pickens.
MrNPC009 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:56:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh. See, I told you I haven't seen it. Though I just added it to my shopping list on Amazon
Tonka_Tuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, you told somebody. Not me.
MrNPC009 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:17:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like I picked a bouquet of whoopsie daisies
Tonka_Tuff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:26:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was worth it just for that phrase.
Stalked_Like_Corn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a great movie but some of the humor escaped me. I had to look up the ending because it's so.. idk, made no sense. I didn't "get it" so I had to look it up. Then i got it. Then it was funny. I'll probably watch it again soon.
trancematik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What do you mean?
Stalked_Like_Corn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The very ending, when he stands up, I didn't get the joke. It seemed very random and I had to look up the ending and people were like "oh, this is why". Suddenly it made sense.
MrAlbs ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:57:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This whole conversation. I was just sitting there like "Dude there is a fucking NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON about to be unleashed on the world get to the fucking point!"
So unnerving. The movie as brilliant.
DontBeScurd ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:23:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is this that sounds hilarious.
_stuntnuts_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:19:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057012/
And it is hilarious
CatButtForYou ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:21:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you know, Peter Sellers adlibbed this whole monologue?
Source: my dad about 12 years ago, so it might be bullshit.
aubieismyhomie ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:26:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This book suggests he improvised some parts of it, not the whole thing though.
Stalked_Like_Corn ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:35:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've read/heard quite a bit is adlibbed. That the guy tripping in the war room was a goof but just fit so perfectly that they let it in.
eltoro ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:42:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was George C Scott who tripped. Actually, he thought his whole performance was just a warm-up. He felt the character should be more serious. So Kubrick told him to do his parts in an over-the-top manner, and that these "warm-ups" would be discarded. Scott refused to work with Kubrick again after realizing he'd been duped.
BlackfyreNL ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:02:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should rewatch the scene where Dr. Strangelove is having trouble keeping his right arm in check and coming up with increasingly insane ideas for what to do when the bombs do fall.. If you keep your eyes on the actor playing the Soviet ambassador, there's a point where he twist up his face and can barely prevent himself from laughing out loud.. One of the best examples of how, even on set, Peter Sellers was hilarious..
sensuallyprimitive ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:03:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Knowing Dr. Strangelove fans, you probably typed all of this from memory.
Noobivore36 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds so Denzel
LikeMyFatherBeforeMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This used to be on Netflix, and my friends and I put it on only knowing that it was considered a classic. It was all very strange, but during this conversation, I realized, "Oh! This is a comedy!" We were very confused before that.
Sadly, they took it off Netflix a week later.
Omsk_Camill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am from Omsk and I haven't seen the movie yet. Looks like I'll have to.
ignoramus012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God dammit I need to watch that movie again.
Mars_Water ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read it in the voice of Larry David.
Zonan_the_Barbarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's this from? I think I wanna watch it
aubieismyhomie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Strangelove (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb)
Trevoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you wrote this from memory, you deserve a gold.
aubieismyhomie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't. I feel dirty.
Trevoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I forgive you this time but if I catch you again not writing this from memory, there'll be hell to pay, mister.
annnd_we_are_boned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read that in Tarantino's voice for some reason.
BooBailey808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's scary how much this sounds like Trump...
aubieismyhomie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's be real, he wouldn't even bother calling.
BooBailey808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good point.
redtalker02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason i read this in the voice of the narrator from Stanley Parable
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jaloo?
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's amazing about this is it's a monologue. I do this one in the shower sometimes.
NeroTheBeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen this movie so many times I read that entire monologue perfectly in Peter Sellers voice.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing scene from an amazing movie.
verahorrible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for this. Love that movie
rax313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is this from? :(
aubieismyhomie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Strangelove.
rax313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks!
old_daniel_plainview ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love you for this
megs_benedict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I FINALLY watched the full movie. Peter Sellers was a god.
invalid_usr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never heard of this film. I'll watch it tomorrow. Sounds fantastic. And didn't expect a comedy from Kubrick so looking forward to it.
The shocking thing is, I enjoy Kubrick, sellers, and comedies, and although I'm quite a film buff of 80s 90s and 00s films, I can't believe this film exists and I didn't know about it. (Even though it's 60s)
aubieismyhomie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They were originally going to make a melodrama cold war thriller and then the more they researched it the more they realized how absurd the situation was and that it would be great for satire.
buffbodhotrod ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read this in a young Chevy Chase's voice. I know it's not him, but it works really we as him.
streetsbehind28 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:14:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's better. It's Peter Sellers.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:11:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn it, I just read it replacing every "Dmitri" with "Eddie" and it almost made too much sense.
National Lampoon's Nuclear Holocaust confirmed.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:29:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
National Lampoon's Nuclear Winter Vacation
Stalked_Like_Corn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chevy Chase is such a horses' ass and I've heard all sorts of stories about him and ALL of them bad. But I will never pass up seeing National Lampoons Vacation movies and, god willing, another Fletch movie.
Readyrabbit583428 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:00:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love this movie. Still relevant even today.
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:26:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Especially how every part that lead up to the end of the world made perfect sense at the time it was implemented. Attack plan R was a sound idea that just didn't work out very well. The doomsday device was rational, but the announcement was poorly timed. The callback codes almost worked.
0OKM9IJN8UHB7 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:37:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mandrake, have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?
drunkwhenimadethis ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:58:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Jack. Eh? Look, eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a water man, Jack - that's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie.
elchicodelgado ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:27:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think Mandrake was Sellers best character in the movie. I can hear the tension in his voice just reading that line. He was so damn funny yet so damn tense.
[deleted] ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 14:02:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Strangelove.
LenoCanSuckIt ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 14:49:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Unorthodoxy_af ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:49:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love that movie so much
JoeDiesAtTheEnd ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:27:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As much as you love the bomb?
Unorthodoxy_af ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:18:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
Piddly_Penguin_Army ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:07:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it wasn't a friendly you wouldn't be getting a call at all.
SoulardSTL ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:36:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Whitsoxrule ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:24:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Precious bodily fluids
george_kaplan1959 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:03:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pockets, do you?
I_worship_odin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're going to have to answer to the Coca Cola company.
BlinkOnceForYes ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:42:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait.. can he really speak 'cat'?
moonberserker ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:42:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
can he actually talk to cats or is he just fucking with me?
AnEmptyKarst ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:45:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Knowing him, it could very well be both
BlinkOnceForYes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
knowing him, it probably could be both..
cespes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't handle how this is simultaneously referencing SAO abridged and Dr. Strangelove
Joll19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I came here for! Heathcliff with the references noone understands.
ocean365 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:27:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone has impurified our precious bodily fluids!
theangryintern ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:31:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was stationed on an Aircraft Carrier when I was in the Navy and for one deployment I was sent TAD (Temporary Assigned Duty) to the Security dept. On our shift we were supposed to just patrol around the ship. There was a room called the War Room and every time we passed it I would always say that. My patrol partner thought I was nuts.
CartoonsAreForKids ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:10:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.
6chan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb?
PeanutButter707 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MEIN FรHRER, I CAN WALK!
getchamediocrityhere ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My entire inbox today is pretty much "MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!"
Beans_The_Baked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahaha. My boyfriend told me about this movie the other day and used this line to describe it to me.
le_vulp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mein Fuhr! I CAN VWALK!!!
ThunderCuuuunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fluoride!"
storyofohno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But . . . they'll see the big board!
rus151 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!
LifeOfTheUnparty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mein furer, I can walk!"
music plays
Cloudy_mood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MEIN FUHRER!! I CAN WALK!!
tobiasstauhf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We must not allow for a mineshaft gap!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mein fรผhrer I can walk.
Reformed_Narcissist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MEIN FUHRER, I CAN WALK!!!!!!
Edit: and the best part is this line is improvised.
CastleRockDoR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!!!
NemesisKane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:06:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find:
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:32:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have completely forgotten this quote but I still knew it was from Strangelove because of the type of humor
Wish_for_Wings ยท 9158 points ยท Posted at 14:10:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You shall not pass.
Iammaybeasliceofpie ยท 8199 points ยท Posted at 14:50:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're doing that wrong, it's more like
YOOOOOUUUUUU
SHALL NOT
PASSSSSS
ColdBeefPile ยท 3616 points ยท Posted at 17:47:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't it be more "PAAAAASS" not "PASSSSSS"? Gandalf wasnt a snake.
Lord_Rapunzel ยท 1226 points ยท Posted at 20:25:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
People do this all the time and it drives me crazy.
If you're going to draw out a word, you draw out the VOWEL SOUND. NOT the consonant.
edit: This is what you all sound like in my head
Phelzy ยท 454 points ยท Posted at 20:38:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unless the consonant is supposed to be the drawn out sound, like "grrrreat." What drives me crazy is when the letter that is repeated makes a sound that's impossible, like "tonighttttttt." What the fuck sound does a repeating "t" make?
Frogdiddler ยท 261 points ยท Posted at 20:40:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone has never fired a machine gun.
johannes101 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 22:16:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or used text to speech
christian-mann ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:00:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ degree degree degree degree degree @@@@@@@
skyman724 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:10:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here comes another Chinese earthquake!
EEEEbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
Iggybrows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An old car engine is starting. vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv. vvvvvvvvv. vvvvvv. vvv
the_nidificator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ho... Ho... Ho.
IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on the gun like the A-10 is more like a BRTRRRTRRRTRRRRTR
Gwire ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too soon bro.
[deleted] ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 21:58:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It makes a "tttttttttttt" sound
AaroSa ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 21:22:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When there's multiple t's, you hold your tongue at the top of your mouth longer than usual before you release it. The sound is pretty much just silence.
johannes101 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:17:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello darkkkkkness my old friend
Loyal_Renegade ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:04:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've come to tttttttttttalk with you again
kdeaton06 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:59:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It makes the ttttttttt sound
Paradox2063 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:04:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the sound of someone falling down stairs.
buttcheeksontoast ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:16:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TOONIIIIGHT
WEE HUUUNTT
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
knife cat rengo
TheFlashFrame ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:00:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sprinkler.
batnastard ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:06:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My pet peeve is "niceeeeeeeee" instead of "niiiiiiiiiiiice."
DaddyKro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aweeeeeeeeeeeee
JerrSolo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's a 'T.' It goes 'Tuh.'"
Korhaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always imagined it being said like 'to-night-t-t-t-t-t-t'
twodogsfighting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
t hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (ss).
CaptainJaXon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Easy A.
"T t t t t t t. T t t t t. T t t t t t."
ShoeShaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reference the above video link
chokie_roberts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like a hi-hat
Ununoctium117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but in that case the r is acting to modify the e sound that comes after it, so it makes sense to hold it out since it's almost a vowel.
Disclaimer: that's completely made up
5k1895 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tatatatatatatata
IrrationalFraction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The platypus sound
AlexanderTheGrrrreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy gets it.
ommingthenom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a stutter
jansencheng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's pronounced tonight.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.
i_Fart_You_Smell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mawwige, is whaaat bwingssss uuusssss toooogetheeeeaaa toooodaaaayyy!
Wrong movie. But did I do it right?
A_Wizzerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the sound of a garden sprinkler.
frankles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stuttttttter
Arusht ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
T-t-t-today, junior!
apopheniac1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations, you just discovered the difference between plosives and sonorants.
Phonology's a trip.
Azusanga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toniggggggggggght
Tyqmn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sort of like a smallish helicopter.
brothermonn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like, "tuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
pyro18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you never heard a man stutter?
captainheckawhat ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 20:47:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, we've created basically an entirely different language through text communication. Your not supposed to say it when you read it usually? The only purpose of the extra letters at the end is to add emphasis, you know what they mean. That's what's great about what we've done. You can get inflection, intent, emotions and more through in text, more so than ever before now b/c of the way we've learned to manipulate words and punctuation. If you're on the internet or texting casually you should expect things like this by now.
FlintShaman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:19:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not to mention emojis have become modern day hieroglyphs. It's rather fascinating.
deyesed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:55:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Picture writing was where we started before written language, and logograms already exist in some languages, including Chinese, Japanese, and the Egyptian hieroglyphic writing system. Some logograms have even been introduced into English before, such as & and @.
These days, our digital medium for written communication and the universality of memes allow for some pretty nuanced/abstract ideas to be communicated reliably with emoji. So emoji is basically turning English (and other writing systems) into a hybrid logographic one. See iOS 10's new feature of replacing words with emoji.
spoonplaysgames ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:20:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it sort of sounds like this:
ttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
onlyforthisair ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except R is basically a vowel. Why does nobody realize this?
Silverhawk183 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Explain this?
Elektrophorus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:57:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"R" isn't a vowel, but the sound /r/ can sometimes function close to a vowel in certain dialects and languages. In this case, we call it a "syllabic consonant".
JaysFanSinceSept2015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/linguistics
skyman724 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never heard it called "arlinguistics" before!
/s
Silverhawk183 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The more you know
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:50:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We need answers!
Lord_Rapunzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
W too, which makes sense considering its heritage.
bhesk ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 21:11:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hateeeeeeee when people do that.
Wakkichewy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:15:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You still did it to the vowel sound, just not the right one.
BlackHumor ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 21:20:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, they did the vowel letter. Very different thing.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:33:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whhhhhoosh.
skyman724 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They technically did it right.
The problem is that we write the E at the end of the syllable, but it's phonetically spelled "hรฆt".
ThePartyPony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The crazy thing is, if I read this out loud, I would put the emphasis on the A. The brain is weird.
redacted187 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Weird, for me it's like Hat, eeeeeeeeeeeeee.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:04:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know, come on peopleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
TurtleTape ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:48:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Preach, brother.
thiagovscoelho ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:26:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
QuidProQuo_Clarice ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:46:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The problem with this is that multiple consecutive vowels often have a different intuitive pronunciation.
"Boss" -----> "Booooooss" -----> "Booze"
Lord_Rapunzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tough shit, embrace the IPA. Bษษษษษษษษs.
But really, if you put hyphens in the phonetics remain perfectly clear at the cost of ease of typing. (Can't just lean on the keys to type bo-o-o-o-oss)
FewReturn2sunlitLand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In that case, I usually put multiple consonants as well, to make it more clear how it's pronounced:
Booooosssssssssss!
10maxpower01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:12:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unless you're Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Do you smellllllllll.... what the ROCK is cookin'.
Droggelbecher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of this amazing video by the Rock
https://youtu.be/22bfsbEhle8
Best part is at https://youtu.be/22bfsbEhle8?t=133
Troggie42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glorious, absolutely glorious.
Lord_Rapunzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are a handful of exceptions that make phonetic sense.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok Lord Rapunzel.
luntcips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
MobthePoet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, sometimes you do the consonant!
uber1337h4xx0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lollllllllll
TopHatSpike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fffffffuck you
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Lord_Rapunzel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:18:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you did the meme right it's c-c-c-combo breaker.
RougeRogue1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck.
CaptainJaXon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unless it's the O, because multiple O's makes "ooh" as in "ooooh, ahhhh!" So in that case it may be the consonant.
Lord_Rapunzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Context clues or hyphenation, IPA, or other forms of accentuation like italicization solve this problem. Using gggggggo instead of gooooo does not.
Tcloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
010010100110100101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unless you're actually imitating a snake... Ssssssssss
UrsulaMajor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ohhhhhhh,
Oooooooh.
First one: realization.
Second one: excitement
Lord_Rapunzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
H isn't really a consonant in practice, but I'm not a linguist so I don't have a better vocabulary to describe it. More importantly to what I said, ohhhhhh does not accurately represent that way it is pronounced. The breathy H sound is not being extended, the long O is.
UrsulaMajor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right, but in text there's no other way to differentiate.
Function and clarity trump form and appearance
SlowButEffective ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Agredddddddddddddddddd
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I aggggggggggggggggggree.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What do you do if you're Polish, though?
J_House1999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I also HATTTTTTTTE when people do that...
CeaRhan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The hell is this rule? Aren't we supposed to draw out the last letter to as to allow everybody to understand what word we're using?
splendidsplinter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You. You get this. It's not loveeeeeeeeee for fuck's sake, it's loooooovvvvve!!!
Java_Beans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ooook
I don't think it works with ok
Lord_Rapunzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's because ok is likely the initials for oll korrect or from a Choctaw word. (Oke(h) meaning "it is") It should probably be spelled o.k. or okay.
Thanks wikipedia!
Zumba_booty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's levioooosa not leviosaaaa
FromIvyOutMiddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're fighting the good fight, my friend.
Fbear17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also a good post for this thread
mharrizone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/3uhcm8/this_drives_me_absolutely_crazzzzzzzy/
purplestgiraffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god I thought I was alone in this!! It drives me crazy when people type things like "pleaseeeeeee". You don't mean a long e! Quit it!!
Tuljac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Argh, I hate that too!!!! Like, can't you fucking spell it in your head?!
wolfduke ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:53:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This drives you crazy? That's a short trip.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Lord_Rapunzel ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:40:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not even the good silver.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:14:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the Voldemort version, obviously. /s
hellionzzz ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:54:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you mean /ssssssss ?
kronaz ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:43:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People are always elongating the wrong letter around here. These idiots think you elongate "nice" by writing "niceeeeeee"
n0rs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elongating "nice" is a bit awkward I think.
The problem is that the sound is made by the combination of "ce" and it's not entirely unreasonable to expect the repeated "e" to indicate some sort of sustain.
kronaz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:20:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any word that ends with a silent E is problematic. People frequently do the same thing with "that puppy is so cuteeeeeee"
n0rs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe not silent, as it modifies an earlier letter's sound. I.e., in cut vs. cute, the e changes the u from "uh" to "yu". I'm going to go ahead and blame English for being weird and then try not to worry too much about it since elongating words almost exclusively used informally.
collyyyy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:45:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want the one ring but what you need is a bad poosi
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sand snakessssssss
Problem119V-0800 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:15:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snekdalf
pukey1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the books, he legit just says "Oh hey, don't pass plz." then dies... (kind of.) In the books that scene was really unimpressive.
CEMN ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:29:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh, what? No. You totally misread that part or have a hard time visualizing stuff if you think that part was unimpressive.
timhamilton47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. Only if he was going to color easter eggs.
raxshasa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, spoiler alert.
JOHANSENATOR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yes he was, in my Harry Potter/LOTR-mashup erotic fanfic...
MistakesTasteGreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't passss, ssssilly, I'll ssssscratch your eyesss out.
RoyRodgersMcFreeley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ever seen Gandolf and a snake in a room at the same time?
PotatoFruitcake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just like it's LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEENKINS not LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JEEEENKINS.
Always annoys me. I believe the official achievement in WoW is even with many E's.
Smh
tr3v1n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well see, it was established in the Silmarillion that...
OakFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PAAAAAAAATTTTTHHH
ontario-guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't he in Slytherin?
Bman1233 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he was Cobra Commander
actolia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was in Slytherin tho
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea it almost sounds like he's saying YASSSSSS but with a P.
TheLastSparten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It should be written like that, but for some reason people always seem to draw out the consonant, not the vowel being stretched out, such as awwww instead of aaaaw.
Almost_Ascended ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And he even got gold for it. Too many people with more money than sense :/
En_D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
paaaaas queen paaaaaas
Silasco ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 17:22:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Some really odd thing happened back in high achool. We had a nerdy substitute one time. Really cool guy. No one was really paying attention to time and we were just talking due to being done with work. Then he gets all of our attwntion and asks "What was the last thing Gandalf said?" I was thinking about stuff from return of the king but couldn't remember. Then he says "Fly, you fools." And then the bell rang right as he said that.
Edit. Achool and attwntion are staying so people who point out my mistakes don't look dumb if I edit them
smash1ngpumpk1ns ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 19:05:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bless you.
Solthercunt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:36:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10/10
averagekiwi3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Billy Madison?
ParmesanHomeboy ยท 377 points ยท Posted at 17:14:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I rap fast like shadowfax, Tom, riddle me this you bitch, how's your little wand gonna beat my staff?
Edit: little
Kafir_Al-Amriki ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 17:30:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny, the first post reminded me of LoTR, the one in bold immediately reminded me of ERB.
AllTheThingsSheSays ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 18:18:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I leave mics in flames, torched by Gandalf. Touch mine Dumbledore and scorch your other hand off.
dljens ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:54:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You fool, you got Snape'd! You're not a real fighter! Death makes you die, it only makes my brights brighter!
^ In my top 10 lines from the whole channel.
qwerto14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your ass is like Gringot's, everyone makes a deposit. We all know you've more than a bogart in your closet.
dillonsrule ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:34:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now all you Boffins and Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfeet
Iโm the skinny hobbit with all the fat beats
My name is Merry and Iโm five feet tall
I used to fuck shit up at Brandybuck hall
My man Bilboโs older than Gerontius Took
Yeah you can read about it in the big Red Book.
Quickbeam on the scene
All the elf girls scream
Like a tree, Thatโs me
I Like to keep it green.
Itโs the chronic pipeweed that Iโm smoking
When I get high I spin tales like Tolkien.
Breimann ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:58:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHO WON
WHOS NEXT
aetheos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Throw your mother fucking hands in the air.
It's Gondor in the mother fucking house.
It's Rivendell in the house.
Where the Shire at?
Love it. 10 years later and I can still rap that entire song by memory.
Obligatory link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f86R_Z0_xI
Aquagoat ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:31:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like Gandalf more, but I think Dumbledore wins that rap battle. "I'll expecto my patronum on your face you little snitch" is just too good.
reed3245 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:18:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice staff, compensating for somethin?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, Gandalf won with this one: "Death makes you die! It just makes my brights brighter!"
subsequent ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:59:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In case anyone doesn't know where this is from.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIMoQHpvFQQ
Horntailflames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I leave mics in flames, scorched by Gandalf Touch mine dumbledore I'll scorch your other hand off
Poozer62 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I leave Mics in flames! Torched by Gandalf, touch mine Dumbledore and scorch your other hand off.
antman2025 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rap was the shit like 8 years ago
bilibilal2009 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I leave mics in flames torched by Gandalf Touch mine, Dumbledore and scorch your other hand off You fool, you got Snaped Youโre not a real fighter Death makes you die It just make my brights brighter You ass is like Gringotts Everyone makes a deposit We all know youโve more than a boggart in your closet
Topsy_Kret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice staff, you compensatin' for something?
xVoodoux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:23:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the only one of those videos I remember consistently and 100%. Absolute FIRE. They'll never top it.
rugmunchkin ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:18:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh yes, Jason Segel in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Awesome movie!
weaksaucedude ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:46:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, but if they were Sean John sweat pants it wouldn't be a problem, but because they were Costco-
FightingDucks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:21:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's honestly what my mind went to first
thewritingtexan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:08:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always loved ""Run, Shadowfax. Show us the meaning of haste."
TheTsiku ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:56:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOOOOOUUUUUUU'RE
DOING THAT
WRRROOOOOONGGG
masterjmp ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:10:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even then, he says it more like PAHS than pass.
I_r_redditmans ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:21:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sir Ian... Sir Ian... Sir Ian... YOU SHALL NOT PASS... Sir Ian... Sir Ian...
wtmh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you. That's the one I came for. ^_^
JustALuckyShot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Fly you fools!'
RoboNinjaPirate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was Dory speaking in Whale again?
Updownbanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
rag3train ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to tell him he needed to be more emphatic. Thanks for doing it right lol
ncopp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fly you fools"
SilenceoftheSamz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't hear that.
What?
CanadianAstronaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND MY AXE!
sveitthrone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall?
RiskyTrizkit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Ancient Art History teacher
pontoumporcento ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No No! it's PAAAAAAAASs
St_Bernardus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wut?
GridBrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't it cannot pass?
RedditsInBed2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PASSSSSSTH*
FawkesFire13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for accuracy.
intothemidwest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not giving the not enough credit there.
rhcpbassist234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THE DARK FIRE WILL NOT AVAIL YOU!
RogerThat23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
mangobus45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wat
CoolLaserFalcon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
NachoTacoYo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's cause OP is actually quoting Forgetting Sarah Marshall
PM_ME_YOUR_BIG_LOAD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't youuuuu... you caaaaan't paaaaass...
That's the line, right? From the movie The Hobbit 2?
UltimateShingo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's more like this.
kristenp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, sweet - Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
k_ing_lucas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Ranzear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember that time the wizard convinced the whole party to run away so he could solo the boss and show up two sessions later completely decked in new gear and spells?
thecabbler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You shall not puhpuhpuhpuuuuuhhhh. You shall no puhpuhpuhpaaaaaaaaa. You shall not puhpuhpuhpaaaaaaaaaa.
TheRemonst3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, ACTION! Wizard, YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAASS CUT!, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian.
miraistreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks professor :(
Quuantix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
more ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
tomatoaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go home Dumbledore, you're drunk
Kalustar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah motherfucker woah
Wootery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You may enjoy this:
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/810/473/63b.jpg
tomatoaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:16:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did :D
rossow_timothy ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 17:11:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: in the book it's:
Saint_Meowingtons ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:21:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: Also in the movie
TleilaxTheTerrible ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 18:41:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Even funner fact, in the book the quote is
While in the movie the final you cannot pass is replaced by YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
E: A word
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:11:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
avail not prevail
actual_factual_bear ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:39:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually both are in the movie, although "cannot" is used first.
Nyxtro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks had to dig way too far to find this! "Shall not pass" makes me think of forgetting Sarah Marshall
Beidah ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 22:30:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shall is actually grammatically incorrect, considering that it's first-person being used in the second-person.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:25:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Present
I shall
you shall
he shall
we shall
you shall
they shall
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:32:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall?
Whosajiggawha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard, Harry. May the force be with you.
Agent1108 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 16:49:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fly you fools
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:55:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll bite your legs off!
j3utton ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:42:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That movie was "None shall pass"
Dynamaxion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:30:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I move.... For no man."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well don't I feel like a schmuck.
Abellone ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:38:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My preciousssss" also works.
beermile ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:50:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it secret? Is it safe?
Hi_mom1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks....I had to dig this deep to figure out what move they're talking about.
Stagamemnon ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:24:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm wondering what quotes would be able to give away Two Towers or Return of the King?
For Two Towers, maybe "What's Taters, precious? What's taters, eh?" Or "You have no power here!"
For Return, "My friends, you bow to no one." "Share the LOOOooooaad" or "All shall fade...AaaaAAAAaaAallll ShAAAaaaAaAaalll....faade."
Edit- a word
Mariocool990 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:46:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"boil em, mash em, put them in a stew" and "I am no man" could work
dudemanguy19 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:29:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who do they now to?
Stagamemnon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bonody, duh.
Korhaka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An hour of wolves, and shattered shields when the age of men comes crashing down. But it is not this day, this day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!
There are a few others I could have thought of but they seemed a bit too obvious.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:37:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I rap fast like Shadowfax.
SwirlyTicketTaker ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:43:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tom Riddle me this, you little bitch
ColbysNightmare ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:13:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh such a great movie. Only Jason Segel could have pulled that off
leafdude82 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:27:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fly, you fools
RedactedEngineer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:16:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quest for the Holy Grail?
corso923 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:46:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's "None shall pass"
RedactedEngineer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:54:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know. I thought I was funny. Turns out, I wasn't.
corso923 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't consider the fact you might be joking until immediately after commenting hah.
DredPRoberts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:30:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every teacher everywhere.
HeyCasButt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:19:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No that's Monty Python "None shall pass!"
railmaniac ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:25:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monty Python and the quest for the holy grail
Daseyroes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:08:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scrolled so far down to find a LOTR quote.
rkba335 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:09:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hall Pass
tomato_paste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fast Times at Ridgemont High."
JMace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pass what? The salt? Are we just conversing here? Not much enthusiasm
hey buddy, this is sparta, just in case you were curious.
sir, can you describe what your major malfunction is?
I've had it with so many snakes on this plane, it's very uncomfortable
Am I the only one around here who pays attention to the rules?
I'm almost feel like the king of the world right now
lorraine_baines_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer to picture the Forgetting Sarah Marshall version.
lorraine_baines_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer to picture the Forgetting Sarah Marshall version.
drphildobaggins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or as my 8 year old nephew, who hasn't seen LotR put it, "no one's gettin across this bridge"
it2d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. The dark fire shall not avail you, Flame of Udun. Go back to the shadow. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
Khanthulhu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Gandalf, how do we look?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Billy Madison!!!
bnh1978 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
guy_threepwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...
spiral6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Park!
SocialIssuesAhoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You shall be.... The fellowship of the ring". BAM.
Samura1_I3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You cannot come through here"
Paraphrased.
6chan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fly, you fools!
blenz09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
HardKnockRiffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loved Forgetting Sarah Marshall! Great flick!
SwagWaggon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then fly you fools, was he talking about the eagles or what?
Gsusruls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I know this, I know this....
South Park, Episode: The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
uphere- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do not speak to me of Faramir. I know his uses, and they are few.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Forth! Down fear of darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Thรฉoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day... a red day... and the sun rises! Ride now... Ride now... Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death!"
scottcmu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmmm. This has something to do with drivers on the freeway?
guhuias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Graduate?
DrCoxIsHouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh, yes. Love watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
on1879 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I only know this from South Park so for years I thought it was a South Park reference
andrew3stacks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard.
Idie_999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall?
Auroren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
NAbsentia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back To School?
sordidaffair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't he actually say, "You cannot pass?"
asoneva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is the top quote not "May the force be with you"? Is it too obvious? It's not even in the top 50.
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
wheelsee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love Forgetting Sarah Marshall!
chrometroopers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I especially like the part in the movie where Kunu sings about the weather.
Eurynom0s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hangover?
sorzap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Billy Madison?
RoosterClan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a Monopoly movie?
YPJD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring"
Mitchs_Frog_Smacky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See, I think of "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" when I hear that quote.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternately, "fly you fools"
OctavianBlue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and my axe!
attrox_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fool of a took!
BigDaddyTeds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
omg I love Forgetting Sarah Marshall!!!1!!1
IRunLikeADuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Kobe Bryant biography. Duh
thebeef24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GOLLUM! gollum. GOLLLLUMMM!"
Might be a bit too on the nose, though.
ObidiahWTFJerwalk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Billy Madison?
TK-427 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This line actually bugs me. The line in the book is "You WILL not pass". Changing it to "shall" makes it roll off the tongue better but it completely changes the tone and urgency of the statement.
jlee912 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phil Jackson to Kobe?
aussiemac24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ni?
outofunity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not to be confused with:
"None shall pass!"
DoctorNoname98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
None shall pass
bhuddimaan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happ? I fails the test
niftypotatoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Professor Gilmore?
redlinezo6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Great movie!
Fred_Evil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
None shall pass.
major_league_blazer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart Mall Cop
KhushiWriting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here is Sir Ian McKellen saying "You shall not pass" at Oxford Union. I don't see them passing after this.
Powermad42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't it "None shall pass!" By the black knight?
Maybe I'm too old..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall, love that movie!
Pr4etori4n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Another is "my precious"
therealuser42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first thought was Monty python and the holy grail, but I just checked and the black knight says "none shall pass"
Water_Poles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU... can't... pass.
that's the line right?
CoachRickVice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgetting sarah Marshall
mclellac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
im_yourboy_blue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love Forgetting Sarah Marshall
harrysax112 ยท 2135 points ยท Posted at 15:56:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep the change ya filthy animal
darthj3d ยท 473 points ยท Posted at 19:00:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Angels with Filthy Souls
PeanutButter707 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 21:24:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget Angels with Filthier Souls
Tetriscuit ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 22:28:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From Home Alonier
RedOtkbr ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:28:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This time it's for real."
MetalCuure ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:36:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Angels with Dirty Faces is a classic gangster film, definitely can't forget that.
Camouflague ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Angel's Filthy Holes"-1987 ...classic
shit_tyrone ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 23:04:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried to find this movie a few years back. Sadly it doesn't exist. A movie called "Angels With Dirty Faces" does though! It's a Cagney movie and it was awesome.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:21:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No kidding? Man I'm gonna have to get acquainted with the classics.
lemlemons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:13:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
its a fucking great movie. James Cagney and Humphrey Bogart? everyone should watch it
nicko68 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:23:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No they made that clip just for Home Alone.
self-medicating-pony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just mentioned this elsewhere, but I found it in a thrift store for $0.25!
michaltee ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:25:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You was smoochin with everyone...
Vratix ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:43:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snuffy, Gaile, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Jynx, Boney Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever baby.
Flanyo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:57:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, Home Alone
Flanyo ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:25:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/s
Elcactus ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:29:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(The name of the movie within the movie is "angels with filthy souls").
self-medicating-pony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually came across the movie this was based off. It was a VHS and it was $0.25 so I bought it. Never watched it though because I don't have a VCR anymore :/
randomtyler ยท 178 points ยท Posted at 17:43:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Home Alone
Visualice ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:04:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!
Ave-Ianell ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:33:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And a happy new year.
dakadakadakadakadaka
Masty9 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:12:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakes? Snakes? I don't know no Snakes.
willclerkforfood ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 20:03:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"KEVIN!!!"
The_Caelondian ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:29:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:14:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buzz, your girlfriend... woof.
Me_Tarzan_You_Gains ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:03:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, Taxi Driver, one of my favorite Spielberg movies
pwoody11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't a good one since it's in multiple movies. Apparently most only know one of them. It's like when you recognize a sample in a new pop song.
WrathOfDionysus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:06:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately (and fortunately) my brain goes to Home Alone.
wanderingbrownguy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:08:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Sneaky_Weazel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Home alone
madindenial ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Home Alone 2?
Kavamkao ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:15:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
grrrafalope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Angels With Filthy Souls!
OPs_Uncles_Sister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Angels With Filthy Souls....a classic.
Wanderingaroundyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I made my family disappear.
Roger420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Home alone
i_killed_theGhost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Home alone?
kewl_dood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know this one! It's Home Alone!
ATN-Antronach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A two'fer
SkyPork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finally got to one I don't know.
ValKilmsnipsinBatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:25:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Sticky Bandits.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:10 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEYO
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reservoir Dogs?
neyofox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Home Alone!!
PhazePyre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Home Alone!
toasterstrudel2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Home Alone
xThoth19x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Christmas story
StoopidN00b ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:30:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember that. It was in Home Alone.
OminousG ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:47:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one is the best cause its a fake movie inside a movie.
PM_ME_UR_BIG_ASS_ ยท 4275 points ยท Posted at 13:59:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Andy Dufresne, the man who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side
TriviaWhiz ยท 2451 points ยท Posted at 17:06:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why he chose enchilada night, I will never understand.
Almostana ยท 207 points ยท Posted at 18:38:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joker you better be sick or dead in there, I shit you not!
Wait...
surrender_cobra ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:46:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Full Metal Jacket?
corgi92 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 21:02:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robot Chicken.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
woosh
Fate2Bringer ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 22:45:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Family Guy
zw1ck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:14:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/n3jfbAcsfX8
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I loved that part in FMJ when Joker escaped from prison and fled to mexico.
tarrasque ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 17:43:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, that's not really in the movie is it? It's been so long I can't remember?
dirk_diggler97 ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 17:46:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure it's from the family guy parody. Definitely not in the movie though.
tarrasque ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:50:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha, that's right. i knew I'd heard it but just didn't fit the movie.
AHerdOfPigs ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:05:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/Ja0vDibLQW4 1:45 in
baconsalt ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:05:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll just put this right here. A classic.
Bandit_Vash ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:57:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lubrication to slide through the pipes
cartrman ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:50:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you Jon.Now gimme my fuckin enchiladas!
SexySorcerer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:53:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You white, uh... White guilt milquetoast piece of human garbage.
delorean225 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:43:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The guy who downvoted you must not watch R&M.
cartrman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:45:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those guys are the Redgren Grumbholdt of downvoting R&M references on reddit.
Brandon027 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:19:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vagina Boob
bakedNdelicious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You remember the name of that place I told you?"
OrangeNinja24 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:12:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crap!
random_side_note ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that's my favorite quote
VarioussiteTARDISES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly he needed help from Nipples the Enchilada.
Poet_of_Legends ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bravo!
charizardbrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not aaafter CSI...
snakey_nurse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know why I loved this episode so much. Holla back girl, breaking open the pipe to Friends theme song...
elhombrequearana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idk if the intention was to read it in his voice, but it made this 10x better lol
BraveHartt135 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two things never happened again after that. Boggs never walked again, and Andy's farts never made a sound again.
faint echoed whisper
gendred ยท 325 points ยท Posted at 17:19:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get Busy Livin or Get Busy Dying
The_Flying_Cloud ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 17:51:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the real quote here.
gregnuttle ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:21:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right?! I clicked through for this, and found it buried under a throwaway quote from the same movie.
PM_ME_UR_TEDDYBEARS ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:16:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How can you be so obtuse?!
nater255 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did you call me?
Thromnomnomok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now you're being acute!
loukitch ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:20:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're God damn right
W00DERS0N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That quote drives me. So much truth in a throwaway line.
mjj1492 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:55:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brooks was here
drdeadringer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's God-damn right.
the_nidificator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you ain't first, you're last.
WayUpHighintheSky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do your part to save the scene and stop going to shows.
Dynamaxion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, really... How often do you really look at a man's shoes?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:05:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50 cent, right?
JacobJ_1836 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:02:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brooks was here
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:26:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And so was red.
Br00ksWasHere ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:02:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was?
TaurenPaladin ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:24:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A: I understand you're a man who knows how to get things. R: I'm known to locate certain things from time to time.
cbw50 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:27:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clean as a virgin's honeypot, huh?
Mobius_164 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:15:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cleaner. By the time the warden retires, I'll have made him a millionare.
narwhals_narwhals ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:40:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.
PestySwami ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:17:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright."
bluurd ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:53:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was the longest night of his life.
YellowFlowerRanger ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:10:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like using his name is cheating a little....
wtmh ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:18:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Yeah this bothered me too. Like "This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"
BWalker66 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:57:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"the names Bond, James Bond". Hmm i wonder where that's from.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you wanted to do that movie, you could use "Shaken, not stirred."
rileyrulesu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And yet, it's the only one I don't know so far.
iammrsbug ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:32:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always read that as dufreznay.
Spambop ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:59:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's 'cause you're a dingus, Billy.
Barneysnewwingman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:27:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are giving up the heroes name in the quote. There are tonnes of other quotes.
PM_ME_UR_BIG_ASS_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:52:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But thats my favourite, and the name is part of the essence
DistanceSkater ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:59:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Son of a bitch disappeared like a fart in the wind"
jimmyjrsickmoves ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:13:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Andy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He should've died here....
JohnEffingZoidberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of cheating, since you named the main character.
PHLAK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'.
Buckeyebornandbred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor Andy. It was the longest night of his life.
Natep1031 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AUGH, smells like Batman Forever
latenightnerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those are just shitty pipe dreams.
kbxads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things.
pentuplemintgum666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, Andy."
Lil_Esler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He took the poop pipe to the crap swamp.
CheezeeNut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Or am I being... Obtuse?"
therock21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Currently on Netflix, by the way
Coastie071 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always preferred: "I had to go to prison to become a crook"
Me_Tarzan_You_Gains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hackers (1995) when zero cool hacks the sewage system of New York and redirects it all to the NYPD
at0mheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fresh fish fresh fish
veganzombeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pass.
Hi_mom1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This movie, unlike any other, has the effect on me that if I'm channel surfing and it happens to be on, chances are I'll watch it.
Such a great movie
PM_ME_2DISAGREEWITHU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dufresne party of two.... Dufresne party of two... Ok Smith! Search party of two. You can eat when you find the Dufresne's"
lethalfrost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
found in florida just recently
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
G.O.A.T.
captainbluemuffins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, this one is great. If only I had a big ass to pm you..
Kichigai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chump change Dufresne.
letmereaddamnit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
again, I must ask for you to forward all the big ass pm's
ztsmart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy living, or get busy dying
Negro_Jihad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zihuatanejo
Ma3dhros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin
Saeta44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is seriously a kickass line. Dunno if it was in the novella or just in the screenplay for the film but damn.
bannana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this one's a bit weak since it has the full name of the main character.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude... "Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'"
THAT'S the quote for that movie...
martianinahumansbody ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finally a quote that actually gives away an ending
rabdargab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name was Dufrayne. What are you, some kinda Dumas?
awag80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got two choices...get busy living or get busy dying. Great movie
CastleRockDoR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Time is the one thing I've got....well that and dementia
klod42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's cheating, the protagonist's full name is in the quote.
[deleted] ยท 11812 points ยท Posted at 13:32:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
jetblackcrow ยท 17692 points ยท Posted at 14:12:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dad?
[deleted] ยท 5576 points ยท Posted at 14:36:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
He's just getting some cigarettes, he'll be right back.
EDIT: GOLD?!?!
FateSteelTaylor ยท 1019 points ยท Posted at 16:26:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, my mom already left for the diner, and dad went to 7-Eleven to get scratchers... I guess he won, 'cause that was six years ago.
IronmanTri140 ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 17:22:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! Thought this part was hilarious and sad all at once....
KarthusWins ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:26:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw it in the theater and it took a while for people to get the joke. The delayed laugh made it funnier imo.
prfalcon61 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:29:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know how i know... because we're connected
Hey_Waffles ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 17:24:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dads leave all the time. No need to be a pussy about it.
darthjoey91 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 17:42:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Especially when Bucky's involved.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:58:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
here's what I need...
A laptop, kleenez tissues, canned whip cream, the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there, rope and duct tape, a big spring, and a tuna fish sandwich.
EvrythingISayIsRight ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:34:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes you cant blame em.
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:34:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My husband went out for a beer. But that beer was all the way in Tennessee and had much bigger tits."
justjoshingyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what's this from?
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:46:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's actually from this youtube video. I just thought it was relevant to the topic matter.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:05:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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zaqukun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I felt the opposite. I felt completely taken out of the movie, sitting there like "there is no way this kid would keep up with Tony." and I was hoping they would focus on his PTSD a bit more but I don't like fun so.
Marcus369 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:30:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't remember where it's from but I know it
AtomicPenny ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 17:37:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Man 3
Marcus369 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:53:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually?
Cannibal_Puppet ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:54:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously
Marcus369 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:08:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, ok
Smugjester ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:56:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the little kid that Tony meets when he gets sent to the middle of nowhere in his broken suit
Touchmycooker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're right
Velocity_LP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k_56dpP3H0
jbensh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron man 3
Batman53090 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:23:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, well dads leave. No need to be a pussy about it.
Cloud_Motion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Real familiar... what movie is this again?
skulltrumpetman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The kid from Iron Man 3.
evaxuate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i actually loved this movie, and that line was amazing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iron Man 3 was gr8
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
hah
"My dad would never do that to me."
thesqueakywheel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love me some iron man
Coreyvaughan07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:02:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That scene came out of no where and I laughed for the remainder of the movie
Aionar ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:13:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A man walks into a bar, and stayed there for my entire childhood.
snappyk9 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:55:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nelson?
SuperCoolGuyMan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:58:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I was thinking of
dusmeyedin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:19:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An unfortunate "schmelting" accident.
jabfo43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He came back like 7 years later.....Man the lines at 7/11 these days are INSANE!!
Capercaillie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You really think so?
hydraloo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad came into my room holding his hat I knew he was leaving,ย he sat on my bed told me some facts, son. I have a duty, calling on me. You and your sister be brave my little soldier. And don't forget all I told ya. Your the mister of the house now remember this, and when you wake up in the morning give ya momma a kiss. Then I had to say goodbye
probablyfictitious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where is your Gold? Did you already en-cash it?
Venator_Silentii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Duets?
BHull16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the captain now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GOLD?
the_leprechauns_anus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot to thank the academy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First I'd like to thank my mother and of course the academy. And finally my husband for supporting me and my kids watching at home, you should be in bed haha. Thank you all.
the_leprechauns_anus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:37:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh! So you're a CEO of Mumsville!
koj57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's Mark
paredes_at_play ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't take 15 years to get cigarettes...
jstryodr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. He won't.
Baked_Bacon_420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If the gas station is 2 miles away, and my dad can travel at 60 mph, why hasn't he returned from getting cigarettes for 6 years?
Zanthrous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't spoil it, some people still haven't seen it.
Askada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOUR DAD GOES OFF ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE TO GET SOME MORE MILK BUT HE NEVER COMES BACK AND SEVENTEEN YEARS LATER YOU FIND OUT THAT HES HAD A WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY WITH SOME SPANISH BITCH AND HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME ANYMORE
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Papa?
ipaqmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That edit, You are way too excited about the most boring thing ever
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's very disappointing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nixon's not bringing' the smokes!
Japots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love GOoOoOOoooLD.
The look of it.
The taste of it.
The shmell of it.
The texture...
All_Work_All_Play ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:09:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I understood that reference!
HeughJass ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:04:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
20 years later Still not back
Edit: apparently I struck a nerve with somebody.
SuperWoody64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dad plz!
agumonkey ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:35:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True story: a colleague did this at some company.
MeisterEder ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:04:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The comment spelling out the joke gets the gold.
toolazytoregisterlol ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:47:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't deserve gold or 2,000+ points.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*3,000+
toolazytoregisterlol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5,000+
slappadabaess ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:19:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
must have been a mistake
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what dad said about me before he left.
oceanjunkie ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:59:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck off.
m0rgster ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:16:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn....
_StatesTheObvious ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:35:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghost Dad
Wowtrain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:11:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The lion king?
_neek0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god
happy_limbless ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man, and why he gotta be jet black???
knirefnel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:08:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/44SmLx9d3Oo
Jnoper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
User name checks out
abigthirstyteddybear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope.
I_Am_Your_Daddy_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope.
Aroonroon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
drysart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi back, I'll be dad.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I find u outside the fall out boy sub???
jetblackcrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
;)
lOcOdream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, he didn't quote "I am your father."
linzal87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad would never do that. He loved me!
1P221 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But he didn't come back.
HoodEnthusiast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The line at Wal-Mart was reeeeaaaally long sorry
caractacusp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Huh. Made me go all "Field of Dreams"
lddebatorman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking Deadpool when you said that. Specifically when he reaches over his shoulder to punch Francis and feels up Collossus' junk.
MyNDSETER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/Vu8SGc2BHyk
xDangeRxDavEx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It made me laugh harder reading your username
camhersh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wanna see my tattoo of my dad?
Oh wait I don't have one
frankstandard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/dadjokes
Cherrubim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The parent comment can't reach top comment or it will become less funny :(
WaitWhatting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How come he dont love me man
inspireSF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
bidoublef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghost dad
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
subliminalbrowser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Adam Sandler
jagrbomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out.
TheDwarvesCarst2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Middle part of username checks out if you believe in stereotypes...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You must be white.
a22abb2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iii am Your FAther.
aravena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sucks to be a black crow...
saxxy_assassin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well, great. now I have to explain to everyone why I spat beer on the furniture. thanks a lot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who upvotes this bullshit?
MDirectionsYT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Name checks out
KristinnK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit comment of the week material right here.
Hyperschooldropout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Daddy, who's that guy I saw in bed with Mommy last night?"
"Don't worry about him son, I'll be back"
georgetonorge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No
Iam_MittRomney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. I'm black.
swcollings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Uncle Bob
Jman_The_5th ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpool
Googlesnarks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:04:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so it's my friend's bachelor party and we're at a strip club as is tradition. we had all dropped a little bit of LSD.
my friend Tommy, an asian fellow, goes to the bathroom. He comes out and sees these two older asian gentleman sitting at the bar, and he walks up to them and without introducing himself at all he just goes
"Dad?!"
this is probably the funniest thing any of my friends have ever done.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nope try again
nofork77 ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 14:30:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always think of Terminator when I hear this line, but since it's a running gag of his, this applies to quite a few Schartzenegger films.
workerbee77 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:25:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. So...it's actually kind of a bad answer to the question. It's one quote that definitely does not give away which movie it is.
"Running man!" "Predator!" "Terminator!" "Terminator 2!" "Commando!"
remigiop ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:44:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Without even checking I'm sure it's in Kindergarten Cop and Last Action Hero.
petervaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is actually made fun of on Last Action Hero. "You always say that".
erraticerror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:58 on June 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...it's sorta like, your calling card"
Nrksbullet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think he says it in K-Cop. He says it in The Running Man and Commando though.
mattyyt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:06:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely in Running Man. I love that film
remigiop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was of my childhood favorites. Shame I can't watch it all the way through anymore. Doze off after fat guy joins the fight.
nofork77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only in re-runs.
Ever read the short story? Quite different.
mattyyt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh cool didn't know there was a short story, I'll have a look for it!
nofork77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stephen King wrote it under the name Richard Bachman. It's in a collection called the Bachman Books.
plazmablu ยท 409 points ยท Posted at 14:13:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the rare examples of a sequel which is as good as the original, if not better.
lordcookies ยท 480 points ยท Posted at 14:28:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terminator 2 is my favorite action movie ever. The pinnacle of 90's action filmmaking.
stjohn70 ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 15:27:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
T2 and Jurassic Park were such leaps in special effects as well. I was blown away by the T1000 melting through the jail bars.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:22:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The CGI definitely looks a little dated by today's standards but honestly T2 looks better than some movies that came out 10 or 12 years later. I think they struck the right balance between CGI and practical effects.
sigh_riss ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:23:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's amazing considering how insane of an idea it was in 1991 to have the main villain be computer generated.
Not sure if it's just me but it almost seems like the T1000 looked better in T2 than in Genisys.
tirabuixo ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:02:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a documentary/making off of that scene on youtube (sorry, I can not find it at the moment). It took more than a week of rendering.
Cavhind ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:29:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The clever part of that is the gun getting stuck. It shows you the whole premise of what the T1000 can and can't do in one sequence.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:56:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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HeyCasButt ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:15:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The other sequel that I'd say is better than the first.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:28:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I go back and forth on this, since Alien and Aliens fall into different genres. I usually settle on them being equally good, and preference for one or the other comes down to taste.
-dank-matter- ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:41:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The same can be said for Terminator and T2 as well.
september27 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:50:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed. Terminator is a dark, almost indie-type film whereas T2 is a Hollywood action flick blockbuster. I enjoy them both, but they are completely different type movies.
Pretentious_Cad ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:45:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could sort of say that the first movies are horror films and the sequels are action movies.
It's a bit like if Jaws 2 involved a team of Navy Seals fighting the daughter of Jaws sent back from the future where sharks rule the universe.
terranq ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:53:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I think we have our next hit!"
-SyFy exec
Cavhind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:32:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aliens is a Vietnam movie
HeyCasButt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:56:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree, my personal preferences just tend towards Aliens
Horkpork ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:47:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First R-rated film I saw in the theater. The parents, (or Mom really,) were pretty strict about films and such and I was only 13 at the time so the fact my parents took us, (older brother,) was pretty special in its own right, and then the actual film! Holy crap!!! So awesome!
Years earlier when I was probably 6 or 7 I remember the school being abuzz about, "Alien," so I asked mom if we could see it. She just laughed. No way. I think she made the right call. That goes for Poltergeist as well when she noped that one.
HeyCasButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its really funny that you mention 6 or 7 because that's the exact age that my dad let my watch Aliens for the first time.
Horkpork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you ok!?!
HeyCasButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I...I don't know. Haha nah I was fine. Ironically my brother was fine too, yet a year later he had nightmares due to Gremlins. Like serious how does Aliens have no effect but Gremlins does?
Horkpork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, well Aliens were never at any point cute and cuddly, (Although I'm sure Momma A thought they were adorable,) so maybe that played a part?
HeyCasButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You might be on to something
Annotate_Diagram ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:25:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alien was literally the most terrifying and jaw-dropping movie when it came out, so great.
jert3 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:25:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup: and the thing to take away here is that Cameron is the most bankable director of all time.
Drachefly ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:19:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trek 2: the Wrath of Khan doesn't qualify?
HeyCasButt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah you're right, that definitely qualifies
Make_me_watch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about The Godfather Part II? Or The Empire Strikes Back? There's at least a few more
HeyCasButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok jeeez, I used some hyperbole. But no, I totally agree.
moonra_zk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I watched both Alien and Aliens for the first time not too long ago and ABSOLUTELY LOVED Alien.
But when I watched Aliens I noticed SO many tropes in it that I couldn't properly enjoy it. I know it outright created or at least highly popularized many of those but it still made me unable to really love the movie, total shame.
HamiltonIsGreat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:15:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Dont forget the Predator.
And i think between those 3 franchises its clear that suffocating paranoia of being chased by an unstoppable alien killing machine makes for the best action.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:37:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True, but Predator 2 was terrible.
HamiltonIsGreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea well, Alien and Terminator arent without a sin there either
jpahern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Both directed by James Cameron...
sonofaresiii ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:23:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've always maintained that T2 is the one movie you can turn on for a crowd and, no matter who they are, everyone will enjoy it.
-dank-matter- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:43:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever I watch it whoever comes around ends up sitting down and watching it with me to the end.
KallistiEngel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:02:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriend would be an exception to that. She has trouble with violent movies and TV shows, can't watch them even if it's fairly mild violence.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She should get out more.
I mean, j/k. It's fine.
PeachyLuigi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so sorry...
KallistiEngel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, we make it work. I just don't watch those kinds of movies and shows with her. We have a great time watching comedy stuff like 30 Rock, but I watch Game of Thrones by myself (and I'm okay with that).
moonra_zk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But you're supposed to watch porn with your girlfriend...
KallistiEngel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Believe it or not, she also wants to do that. But nothing violent.
moonra_zk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, then GoT is definitely not the porn you should watch with her.jkIloveGoT
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:20:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like to think a huge part of that is because of the copious amounts of gun shots, and explosions, but at the same time not a lot of graphic gore. Once the special effects got good enough the action turned more towards the realism of the gore and not just the gun shooting, and explosions.
VelociRapper92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The pinnacle of action filmmaking, period.
MasterChief_John-117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU NAMED IT!!! YOU FOOL!!
RickShepherd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately T2 is fatally flawed. The time travel device used, as described in the original, lays out that only living things go back. The T1000 is liquid metal which looks like flesh but isn't. If the tech had changed to allow for non-meat to go back then we should see phased plasma rifles in the 40 watt range. https://youtu.be/BIPCn-aYMoM
deputyshitbat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly believe it's the greatest action movie of all time. It's just perfect.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best sequel ever hands all the way down. Kickin ass, jerkin tears, shooting knees with the utmost ease.
johnfisa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What I cannot forget about that movie is when Sarah says that who won't have a lotion with protective factor 2 millions will be unlucky. (It is at least like that in czech version and it sounds so cool to me)
I don't even remember when it happened in the movie.
Edit:FOUND IT!
mattsparrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its up there. Patrick as T-1000 was just perfect and Linda Hamilton killed it
qvoted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I rode my bike to a town two hours away to the VHS. Went full Pride rock on that thing.
Stay_Curious85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And it came out in, what, '92?
UltravioIence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agreed until I saw the raid 2
EK60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best action movie, period
PBandJames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That movie is more than 20 years old, yet the minigun scene is still one of the most bad ass action sequences ever.
Johnputer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And yet it aged so badly.
its-my-1st-day ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
T2 is my favourite movie ever.
As a kid my favourite genre was Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies.
PromptCritical725 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was made in 1990. Sucks for the rest of the decade.
livemau5 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:22:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But this is a quote from the original...
capilot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:22:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's his signature line. He uses it everywhere.
plazmablu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shh...
MasterFubar ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:46:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not the sequel, the sequel is "Hasta la vista, baby!"
BleedingPurpandGold ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:19:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also the second time James Cameron made a successful sci-fi action sequel to a sci-fi horror film.
piexil ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:35:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
T2 is one of, if not the best, action movie ever made.
The OG Terminator doesn't hold up nearly as well. It's a very good nostalgic 80s movie though.
_stuntnuts_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:10:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, the first Terminator had less than 1/10 of the budget of T2.
http://www.the-numbers.com/movies/franchise/Terminator#tab=summary
Fucking amazing story too.
KrabbHD ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:38:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's an amazing story if you pretend nothing after 2 happened. T3 seemed to me like trying to attach a spoiler to a car with duct tape while the car is finished, only ruining it.
_stuntnuts_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw 3 once, didn't really care for it. Haven't watched any further. 1 and 2 are enough for me. They could have stopped it there and I would have been plenty satisfied.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:26:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man I love the first Terminator just as much. The effects are a lot lamer but I love the atmosphere, the cinematography, the colors... I think in some ways it was the predecessor of noir syle movies like Drive or Nightcrawler. Visually I think it's stunning even if the effects don't hold up.
turtlesforpresident ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Cameron is the king of sequels. T2 N Aliens.
catglass ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget Titanic 2.
Not_a_kulcha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:50:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dark Knight
LGBTreecko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad max.
Amrokmfc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except he's said it almost every one of his movies, including the first one of the series you're thinking of.
funforyourlife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aliens
ClintHammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They made a sequel to the running man?
ActualButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not all that rare. Aliens, Road Warrior,...
Other movies I can't remember at the moment...
phatboy5289 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aliens as well. James Cameron is like the patron saint of sequels that are worthy of their name. Hope it lives on with his Avatar sequels.
seth11111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Um, this is from the first terminator
TheDeltaLambda ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:22:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cough empire strikes back cough
NO_TOUCHING__lol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lamerlengo ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 15:25:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ok i'm gonna say it. Terminator 2 is better the first. Let the downvote waterfall begin.
jimmyhoffasbrother ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:29:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... that's a pretty popular opinion.
Lamerlengo ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 15:32:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you never know
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:21:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That seems to be the popular opinion around here. Personally I'd say that Terminator 1 is better, but Terminator 2 is more entertaining.
Lamerlengo ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 16:23:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Regarding the story, T1 is probably better, it introduces the general plot and the whole idea of terminator.
T2 is more enjoyable surely, and it has a better cast
KCCO2015 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:22:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every Schwarzenegger movie.
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 15:07:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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kgunnar ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:51:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I iced that guy, to cone a phrase."
BJ22CS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You didn't know I was going to say that did you?"
T_at ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:39:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rubber baby buggy bumpers!
(That's what IMDB says anyway - I could never make it out)
Ymir24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Easy as cake
TastyBrainMeats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A forgotten gem of a movie.
ARatherOddOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:08:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was a wonderfully bad movie.
brzap ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:46:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terminator? The Running Man? Last Action Hero?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:51:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously Commando.
megagreg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe Total Recall?
HadoukenNow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:59:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista...baby!
Iron_Gunna ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:39:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really loved the Running Man
Bremic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Only in a re-run"
IronOhki ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:57:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be tchaikovsky." - me and my siblings as kids, every god damned time someone said "I'll be back," cuz we thought we were hilarious.
HeyCasButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, that's hilarious everytime I hear it. My version usually includes beethoven though
EmeraldIbis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll bee thoven?
Robotic_Pedant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:36:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read this as "I'll be ba-ack" in Pauly Shore's voice, so I'm gonna guess Encino Man.
wild_oats ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's strange, because it was def in that movie but it was Brendan Frasier's line and he said it dryly- as an impression of Schwarzenegger - not with lilt.
Robotic_Pedant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He may have, but Pauly Shore did as well. https://youtu.be/ee3fUwcZCCU (9 sec)
wild_oats ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:45:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aah! I stand corrected. Here's Brendan Fraser (last few moments of clip) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h1hEKqZz-OY
tomato_paste ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Return of the Jedi.
EDIT: The empire strikes back, clearly before they come back.
Lampmonster1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the great things about this line was that they had no idea it was going to be the take away line for the movie, let alone become as iconic as it did. It was just a throw away line that was delivered so perfectly that people latched onto it.
xbtdev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which movie are you talking about though?
Emoteen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:06:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love running man.
Robotic_Pedant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read this as "I'll be ba-ack" in Pauly Shore's voice, so I'm gonna guess Encino Man.
T_at ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's strange, because it was def in that movie but it was Brendan Frasier's line and he said it dryly- as an impression of Schwarzenegger - not with lilt.
signalpower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could be more then one movie, it's an actors catchphrase.
jackson6644 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From "Twins"?
Coherence13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was also said in "The Land That Time Forgot" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073260/
dirtieottie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hast la vista, baby
Abeneezer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Talk to the hand"
Darth-Pimpin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh. Still have to pick which of the Terminator movies you mean.
Fig1024 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is the first thing I thought of before I even clicked this thread
it's probably the most memorable and popular movie quote in the entire world
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, NOW!"
BigVeinyBatstard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, asshole.
trios13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This doesn't give away any one specific movie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Course the GiveAwayGuy would be the top comment on a thread about giving away movies.
TheConfirminator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confirminated.
tperelli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Somehow I figured this would be the first one
earthismine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista baby"
get_it_together1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Encino Man?
HankBeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He also says that in Commando ;)
tophman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya but this could also be Running Man
TeenagMutntMarioBros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
came to post this
Lucas_lif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The butterfly effect anyone?
bigtunacan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never say, "I'll be right back."
Drayzen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know about this....
Maybe if you said.
I might get it.
Safety_Dancer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Only in a rerun."
JournalofFailure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commando? The Running Man? Last Action Hero?
hjai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Expendables 2 right?
Parallax151 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terminator 3. Easy.
darkenedgy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby.
Pretentious_Cad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's funny that he says this line a couple times in Commando too.
smilbandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I loved Jingle All the Way also.
frankdamedic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hummmm, I guess this one depends on who said it =)
blatafold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching right now
pokemonpasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't touch my pizzajustSFWthings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So we've narrowed it down to any movie Arnold has been in since the first Terminator in 1984. Fair enough. I'll just watch all of them to be sure.
Marino4K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asta la Vista BAYBAY
banquof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
could be Terminator I or II
DoesCheckOut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out.
Twitch92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Warning_BadAdvice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He actually used that line in more than 10 non-Terminator movies. One of my favourite running catchphrases.
My-Work-Reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't believe your answer would narrow it down to a specific movie, seeing as how Ahnold says this quite often.
internet_observer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This doesn't give away a specific film at all, it just narrows it down to Arnold Schwarzenegger films. He says this line in like 15 different films. They even make fun of this in last action hero.
nmddl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the context of he'll be back with the Turboman, right? Great xmas movie.
peeweejd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, he literally says that in EVERY movie.
fendaar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arnold says this in 2 movies. So, Running Man.
orky56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Total Recall /s
AnalLeaseHolder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant username
CountVonNeckbeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
..."when the Angels win the Pennant"
KDW3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the choppa!
messymexican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But Schwarzenegger uses the same line, or some variant of it, in many of his later films.
ComeAlongPonds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amadeus
Allokit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back to the Future?
hanky1979 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Running man
ScottWPilgrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That doesn't really give it away... Arnold's said that in quite a few movies :|
lakerswiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the right answer.
brett_riverboat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Encino Man
FoolZerrand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten Cop?
hschupalohs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only in a rerun.
honestarse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously what movie is that from...... I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!
joevegan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
running man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that narrows it down to.... his entire filmography!
Chiefhammerprime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every Arnold movie since T1?
Beard_Hero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He also said that in "Running Man"
MDA1912 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's at least 8 different possible movies though.
19mad95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sarah Connor!
klod42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every Schwarzenegger film ever?
Me_Tarzan_You_Gains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Star Wars christmas special
capilot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's like eight different movies.
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only in a rerun.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hamilton?
lewiscbe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The irony of your username...
Knockaire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terminator 1 or 2, Running Man, Commando, Twins, Total Recall, The Last Action Hero???? Which movie man???
Thedoc9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Last Action Hero!
gibartnick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's like 5 different Arnold movies.
LonerStowner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Running Man?
mustachepantsparty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be Beethoven!
VolcaniKSnaiL ยท 2723 points ยท Posted at 15:15:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Go to The Winchester, have a pint and wait for this all to blow over"
candlesandpretense ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 19:44:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A Bloody Mary first thing, a bite at the King's Head, couple at the Little Princess, stagger back here and bang! Back to the bar for shots."
eksorXx ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 20:28:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: that line explains the entire set of events for the entire movie.
Frankiesaysperhaps ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 23:17:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Their names are also clues as to their fates- Ed is dead, Shaun moves on, Liz lives, etc.
Oh! When Ed is describing the pub regulars, he says Snake Hips is always surrounded by women. When they pass his body later, he's being eaten by female zombies.
I fucking love the fact tracks on their movies.
Aitrus233 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 00:31:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goddammit. Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg, you are brilliant. They also did the same thing in The World's End. All the pub names describe what will happen, and often describe what happened the first time they attempted the pub crawl as teens.
TheFlashFrame ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:57:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I never realized...
falconpunchpro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
PhattyNiner319 ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 20:16:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got red on you.
VarioussiteTARDISES ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:43:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then at the other end of the trilogy it's "You've got blue on you."
kermit_de_frawg ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 19:13:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How's that for slice of fried gold?
hu_lee_oh ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:39:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeeeeeeaaaa booyyyyyy
Madileeeee1997 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 18:34:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Kill Phillip (sorry)'
Skoomaisalifestyle ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:09:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why did he bite you?!"
darkmessenger84 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:38:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't know, I didn't stop to ask him!"
Frankiesaysperhaps ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:18:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Prick."
changeworks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:14:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's four o'clock in the fucking morning!" "It's Saturday!" "No it's not, it's fucking Sunday, and I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours because every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill, now can you SEE why I'm so FUCKING ANGRY?" "Fuck yeah!"
darkmessenger84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the front door, is open, AGAIN!
AmishElectricity49 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:38:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You've got red on you"
Get-ADUser ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:34:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://thewinchester.pub
Gnashmer ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:15:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, at least have the decency to capitalise The Winchester. Nouns bro, nouns.
Butterbean6 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:07:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Proper nouns.
cuteintern ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:35:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Proper fucked?
Yes, Tommy. Proper fucked.
neqr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:18:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You been using dogshit for toothpaste, Mullet?
Gnashmer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:08:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I nearly phrased it that way, but I didn't want to sound like too much of a grammar nazi.Should I capitalise 'grammar nazi'? I'm not sure... Too... much... pressure... Kill me.
FewReturn2sunlitLand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We ain't no Germans.
llkj11 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:14:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"OI PRICK"
"He's not here"
CalEL53 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got some Red on you
IronedSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
Nice_Snowboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul?
Jumping_Jupiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How's that for a sliced of fried gold?"
procom49 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tinkerbell 3?
Frankiesaysperhaps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OI PRICK!
He's not in.
vervloer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shaun of the Dead!
Fat_Brando ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got red on you.
katielady125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dogs can look up."
varen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shaun of the dead!
Ask_me_about_WoTMUD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the only one in this thread I didn't recognize.
IlanRegal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shawn of the Dead?
changeworks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get fucked, four-eyes!"
Quajek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:44:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bloody Mary first thing, bite at The King's Head, couple at The Little Princess, stagger back here, back at the bar for shots.
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now how's that for a for slice of fried gold!"
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:02:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Supernatural?
[deleted] ยท 7647 points ยท Posted at 14:08:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why so serious?
randomKo_Orean ยท 3218 points ยท Posted at 14:25:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sisterhood of traveling pants?
[deleted] ยท 1292 points ยท Posted at 14:26:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
close.
HoboWithABoner ยท 2610 points ยท Posted at 17:02:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2?
darkultima ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 17:53:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have a winner!
FF_1983 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:36:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Electric boogaloo!
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:43:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 3: This Time it's Personal
IronedSandwich ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:14:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll give you a clue, it's called the D[REDACTED] [REDACTED]t
[deleted] ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 18:31:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
FoolZerrand ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:43:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Donkey Rapist of the Traveling Pants 2
flugsibinator ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:58:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sisterhood of the traveling Donkey Rapist.
Kneester ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:23:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Electric Boogaloo?
M01120893474R ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:47:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't want to know what R'as al Ghul put that hero through.
IronedSandwich ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:10:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You either die a blockbuster
or live long enough to become a donkey rapist
evaxuate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well that took a very dark, unexpected turn
IronedSandwich ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
there was some rising there, that's for sure
WellimDevin ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:17:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disterhood of the traveling pant?
Mooterconkey ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:17:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SCP-682?
Alllife13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey this doesn't look like /r/news
D_Man10579 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:13:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2Sisters2Pants?
Paybackcamaro ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:34:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude it's the shrek halloween special.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:26:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sisterhood of the bedhopping labia
eekstatic ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:22:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants B.
Frogs_Are_People_Too ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3meta5me
Keroro_Roadster ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:49:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2: The Dark Knight
TylerSten ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sisterhood of the travelling pants 3: Gordon Bombays Revenge?
Edghyatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Closer
AbsoluteChill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Warmer
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nailed it.
Jacksonspace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Closer
dunkpig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVEN CLOSER
Viggie7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually Lizzie McGuire flys to Rome
Edge80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Closer
madhi19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brotherhood of the Traveling Buttplug 9.
AlmostPhil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
whos this joker?
Saeta44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, Secretary. That one's about who wears the pants too. Easy mistake.
Floppy_poo_farts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nailed it
tadalek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
clothes.
Aj_greengrassofhome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting warmer
GreenLeadr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:52:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2!
Th3BlackLotus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:38:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YAYA Sisterhood?
DONT_PM_ME_PLZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:02:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The notebook?
thebestbananabread ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter?
aragorn_2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glenn?
HyperactiveToast ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:02:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Urgh. Does every single quote in this thread need to have an awful sarcastic incorrect answer after it?
Drachefly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yes?
alanwashere2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:07:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Preferably, yes. Sorry if it confuses you.
HyperactiveToast ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:08:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not confusing, just boring. Funny the first time and now it's just expected.
IBurnedMyBalls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a love story
MakesMaDookieTwinkle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More suited to the "I'll be back" quote.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah. What To Expect When Your Expecting
jagrbomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sisterhood of the traveling french tickler actually.
PrivilegeCheckmate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite, and gunpowder... And blue jeans! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!"
XeonBlue ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 16:57:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No no no, I kill the bus driver.
haloryder ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:05:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bus driver? What bus driver?
ShittyGuitarist ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:14:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3....2...1.....
boop
haloryder ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:17:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schools out! Time to go. Hey what happened to the rest o' the guys?
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:28:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
haloryder ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:35:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
William Fictner mumbles something and joker walks over
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:38:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What doesn't kill you makes you . . . stranger.
haloryder ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:18:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fictner: "criminals in this town used to believe in things like Honour, respect, what do you believe in huh? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE I-"
gets cut off by joker putting tear gas grenade in his mouth
Joker: "I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:19:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for the full quotes! It was killing me trying to remember the right one.
haloryder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen the movie a few too many times
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:26:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have too, which is why I'm sad I couldn't get one simple part of a quote right :/
Oh well, yay The Dark Knight!
uncleboz ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:29:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BRRRRRRT GETS IN BUS DRIVES OFF
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:37:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joker: Phew, really wasn't sure how that one liner would work out.
haloryder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:27:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joker: "that bus driver"
Myrnalinbd ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 16:59:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you wanna know how I got thees scars?
haloryder ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:06:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, but I know how you got these.
WalkToTheGallows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried eating a knife.
Agent1108 ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 16:54:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's simple. We kill the Batman
Dragonace1000 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:33:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If your good at something never do it for free.
CodeMonkeys ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:05:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess that's why nobody was paying Heath Ledger to do drugs...
TheOneObelisk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:51:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bro
haloryder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it's so simple why haven't you done it already?
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:47:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Kerrigore ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:05:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
GermanPretzel ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:12:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not about the money. Its about sending a message
ninjew36 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:21:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you know, madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.
tomato_paste ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:37:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Smith goes to Washington.
piemanpie24 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:47:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
why are you being so serious?
ERich2010 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:17:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
careful! you dont want the joker to take over and begin to embrace chaos for its own sake!
piemanpie24 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:57:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just can't believe people would willingly let The Joker hijack their twitter profiles.
steampunkjesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right, especially someone as funny and smart and nice as /u/piemanpie24
thejjar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:33:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beat me to it!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:38:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SO RAISE YOUR GLASS IF YOU ARE WRONG! IN ALL THE RIGHT WAYS!
MrFirmHandshake ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:33:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honey I Shrunk the Kids
TTwigo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:42:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Took me a while to remember what movie this was from, and then I remembered the joker. It gave me goosebumps.
accurateslate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is where I close the thread.
Cambridge_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sheruiysh*
llaisney ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beatlejuice. Seriously. Looks like some of Heath Ledger's inspiration for his Joker
mankiller27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's put a smile on that face
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, its WHERE AREE THEEEYY
Droneling ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:29:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shaco?
Jbones234 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RACHELLLLLLLLLLLL
Lakridspibe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop calling me Shirley
circuital14 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stevie Johnson!!
AccessorizedGuys ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heath was awful in this Batman. What a ridiculous oscar win.
No-Spoilers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shaco
MvdVeen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:51:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also applicable: "WHERE IS SHE!?!??!!"
"IT'S NOT WHO YOU ARE UNDERNEATH, BUT IT'S WHAT YOU DO, THAT DEFINES YOU."
ILoveMyself77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Um the joker
HillaryForPrison__ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:03:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Katy Perry?
sir_grumph ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:04:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Room with a View!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:18:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman
montecarlo1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:22:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark Knight?
Uncle_Sloppy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:47:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My father was a drinker, and a fiend!
Me_Tarzan_You_Gains ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gene Wilder from the chocolate river scene in willy wonka.
LetsRunTrain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Secret Life of Bees!
EllairaJayd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:37:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now raise your hand if you are wrong in all the right ways
Jrepicness101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wanna know how I got these scars
DefinetIyNotSad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:42:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shaco?
smartassnick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:49:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HERE.WE.GO."
MGlBlaze ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:59:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
minsrt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:03:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also in Batman Begins; "I'm Batman"
aquaqmar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wanna see a magic trick?
TheMediumPanda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So raise your glass if you are wrong, in all right ways.
rkba335 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Serious Case of Benjamin Button
rhalstead ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:42:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you got it wrong it's "Why are you being so serious" Don't challenge me on this!
PublicName ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:35:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mmmmmm be careful otherwise the Jokester will infect your mind with his craziness.
Mrthereverend ยท 3987 points ยท Posted at 15:22:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Excuse me, stewardess? I speak Jive."
chococrunchbar ยท 728 points ยท Posted at 17:26:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
corran132 ยท 437 points ยท Posted at 17:32:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cut me some slack, jack!
hawk135 ยท 147 points ยท Posted at 17:42:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He said he can't hang, he didn't say 7up.
_____CUT__HERE_____ ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 18:10:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jive ass dudes ain't got any brains, anyhow.
Gehrmeister ยท 208 points ยท Posted at 19:14:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: In the german version they speak bavarian. I don't know why, but black people speaking bavarian is damn funny.
Anub-arak ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 19:16:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is a fun fact. I exhaled out of my nose rapidly
BobEWise ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 19:36:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The most uproarious German laugh there ever was.
Shoulderboy ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:20:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/TEkI0cH_rK4
DoYouEvenThroCodeBro ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:01:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should have been speaking Schwyzerdรผtsch for a real cluster fuck.
lurgi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:32:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact 2: The actors wrote their own dialogue for that scene and spent some time researching black vernacular to get ideas.
OctopusSanta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL: This.
melodious-thunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait--Bavarian is a language?
Shaq2thefuture ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:12:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe it's more of a german dialect then it's own full language.
DoYouEvenThroCodeBro ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:00:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Du hast recht.
Shaq2thefuture ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:02:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ich bin immer recht.
:P
glassuser ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:08:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's german, just something of a dialect but mostly a distinct accent. Apparently someone from Bavaria sounds, to someone from northern Germany, a lot like someone from the florida panhandle probably sounds to you.
Gehrmeister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:28:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They speak it so heavily that I don't think anybody from northern germany would be able to understand even 50% of what they're saying.
glassuser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Try listening to someone from panhandle/north florida or far south Alabama (but not the panhandle, their accent is watered down and really clear, like forest gump). I have cousins I can barely understand, and I grew up knowing them.
Forever_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This factoid made my day!
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:32:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/explainlikeimjive
Toezap ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:51:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(close! "Jive ass dude don't got no brains, anyhow.")
chilehead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shiiit [golly!]
Buck_Futter70 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:06:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:46:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!
BustersHotHamWater ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:37:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This movie led to my drinking problem.
legsintheair ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:33:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honky don wan no hep, honky don get no hep.
SlipHerACosby ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:47:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That ocky mofo be messin' my lady, gots ta be runnin a cord upside his head.
Ins0mniak ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:21:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! Ya home. I can dig it. Know ain't gon lay no mo big rap up on you man!
deathkilll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see
TheMovieQuoteGuy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:26:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cut me some slack, jack!
HockeyPaul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:33:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jive ass foo's don't got no brain, anyhow.
Godot_12 ยท 612 points ยท Posted at 17:51:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
jollyfreek ยท 229 points ยท Posted at 18:00:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like movies about gladiators, Billy?
karrachr000 ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 18:27:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
fender315 ยท 126 points ยท Posted at 18:37:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joey... You ever... Seen a grown man naked?
BlackGhostPanda ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:35:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roger roger.
nman68 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 21:28:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's our vector, Victor?
BlackGhostPanda ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:30:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do we have clearence clarence?
The_Best_Joke ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:41:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Huh?
BombayTigress ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:03:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How 'bout some coffee, Johnny? No thanks!
Billy1138 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:22:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanna tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
ZenTriBrett ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:36:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Striker... Striker... STRIKER! (POW)
skyy0731 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:38:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clearance, Clarence?
scullingby ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:14:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I first saw this when I was a child. At the time, I had nooooo idea why he was asking such "silly" questions.
popfilms ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:36:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?
mrflippant ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:51:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I'm the co-pilot. You must have me confused with someone else.
Tex_Bootois ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:13:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you can't be serious.
The_ThirdFang ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:32:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious, and dont call me shirley
GunNNife ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:23:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You tell him to try bustin' his ass up and down the court for ninety minutes!
SpreadItLikeTheHerp ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:25:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever seen a grown man, naked?
TheLordofLies ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:42:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Deathfire138 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:18:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:36:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Leon's getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrger.
xanatos451 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:05:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Johnny, what do you make of this?!
jtr99 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:07:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This? Why I can make a hat! Or a brooch. Or a pterodactyl--
Tex_Bootois ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:14:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The tower? Rapunzel, Rapunzel!!
GunNNife ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:23:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's long, and metal, and shaped like a big Tylenol--
Tex_Bootois ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:15:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Auntie Em, Auntie Em, it's a twister!
xanatos451 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Johnny, how 'bout some more coffee?
Tex_Bootois ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:41:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, thanks.
Cru_Jones86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you can't be serious!
Godot_12 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:36:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious and stop calling me Shirley.
Drachefly ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:21:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I definitely exist, and stop calling me Sirius.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean Shirley.
Cru_Jones86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:27:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't mean Shirely. The line is "Surely you can't be serious." The joke is when Leslie Nielsen Mis-hears what was said and responds with "I am serious and don't call me Shirley."
Drachefly ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:39:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So then I 'mis-heard' it the other way around as 'Surely you can't be, Sirius!'
Generic42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An actual pilot said this before his plane crashed (as a reference to the movie).
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1248#Accident
Godot_12 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:34:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate to laugh at that because someone died. Again I hate to, but I did anyway.
katielady125 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:41:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good luck, we're all counting on you.
toolschism ยท 155 points ยท Posted at 18:06:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's our vector victor?
_____CUT__HERE_____ ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 18:09:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roger, Roger
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 18:35:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do we have clearance, Clarence?
NipplezoftheFuture ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:30:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
BillyQ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:15:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wha?
tranziq ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:30:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you have clearance Clarence
Frogs_Are_People_Too ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Battle droids...
DoctorHolmes23 ยท 136 points ยท Posted at 18:06:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I take my coffee black, like my men."
soccerfreak67890 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 22:12:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:|
BaconReceptacle ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 18:35:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jivemn2 : (moaning)
Attndnt : Can I get you something?
Jivemn2 : S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
Attndnt : I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jivemn1 : Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman4 : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attndnt : Ohhhh, good.
Woman4 : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Attndnt : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the` rebound a de medcide.
Jivemn2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
Woman4 : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.
My-Work-Reddit ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:37:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the actual fuck???
Sgirl2 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:46:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/g0j2dVuhr6s
One of the funniest movies of all time. It takes a few seconds to get to the part about speaking Jive.
Note: the older woman who speaks Jive is Barbara Billingsley--most well known for her role as June Cleaver in Leave it to Beaver.
Dzjill ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:53:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's 59 seconds. More like a minute.
turtlesforpresident ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 17:52:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I said that to my boss when a bunch of children came in and ordered from the "secret menu". (I work for Starbucks.)
Shittywarbenjagerman ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:32:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't work at Starbucks and I've only been a handful of times but this is one of the things that pisses me off the most and has absolutely no effect on my life.
widdlyscudsandbacon ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:57:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
dueyblue ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:32:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You like films about gladiators?
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:36:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sheeeeiit!"
[Golly!]
killerfencer ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:00:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First one I was able to be like "I KNOW THAT ONE!"
lillethy ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:45:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Airplane, right?
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:58:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
UncleTogie ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 17:47:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you can't be serious....
[deleted] ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 17:48:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!
JustALuckyShot ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:59:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're all counting on you. Good luck.
neman-bs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:01:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're all counting on you. Good luck.
nman68 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:28:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Staind075 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:22:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just hang loose, blood, she gonna come getcha on the mediside.
ActualNameIsLana ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:56:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leg em up an' wack em yak em!!
NateDogTX ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:14:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what they say: See a broad to get that booty yakkin - lay 'em down and smack 'em yak 'em! Cold, got to be!
conlintr1 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:18:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have clearance, Clarence.
awoelt ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:22:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would like to see a written Jive transcript of those conversations. My Jive isn't very good and I need to practice.
oonniioonn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://movies.stackexchange.com/questions/11208/translating-the-jive-dialogue/11211
Vincent-Vega-Jr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again!
omar1993 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Airplane!!
hysterical-gelatin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
heylookatmybutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slide a piece o' da' porter. Drinks, I run da' java
Fuzzyninjaful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you can't be serious?
ActualButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd have gone with "Don't call me Shirley"
mrprez180 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ever since then, I've had a drinking problem.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's just what they're expecting us to do!
rus151 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fog is getting thicker, and Leon is getting larger.
Rab_Legend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like movies with gladiators
IDreamOfSailing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do we have clearance, Clarence? What's our vector, Victor? That's a roger, Roger.
elephantoe3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't Call Me Shirley."
certified_shitlord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop calling me Shirley
meiyoumayo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And that's when I developed my drinking problem. Spills water all over his shirt
internetornator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do we have clearance, Clarence?
kngranbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Airplane
friendlybard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just made my day. This is why I reddit.
VicodinC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You ever seen a grown man naked, Timmy?" Almost missed this creepy line first time I saw it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could take any line from that movie, and it would be recognizable.
dueyblue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stewardess: There's been a little problem in the cockpit. Passenger: The cockpit! what is it? Stewardess: It's the little room at the front of the plane where the pilot sits, but that's not important right now.
MDA1912 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To this day I'll correct myself with, "Golly!"
gigabyte898 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The white zone is for loading and unloading only
No, the red zone is for loading and unloading only
HeaviestEyelidsEver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL the Jive Lady was the voice of Nanny on the Muppet Babies.
Ins0mniak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See a broad dat give that booty yackum...
smokinJoeCalculus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem."
maybeitsmouthherpes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See a broad who get all booty-eyed? Lay 'em down and smack 'em yack 'em!
Jihad_llama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The red zoneย is for immediateย loading and unloading of passengersย only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
Teaganitis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Billy, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
BAXterBEDford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a thousand lines from this movie that any one of them could have been used to ID it.
shda5582 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you can't be serious?
nightowlsmedia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I worked at a video store the rule when picking which movie to play in store was that it had to be PG, this was one of my solid picks almost every day
hey_tc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you can't be serious?
thesmobro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, Billy... Have you ever been in a cockpit before?
CheezeTitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
17th one I read, first one I didn't know.
xquiserx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hang loose blood, we gon catch you a rebound on the med side
theREALboogeyman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you can't be serious.
tar-x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am serious, and don't call me Surely."
looncraz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am serious, and don't call me "Shirley.""
dcevelyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I just want to let you know...we are all counting on you."
edude76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My grandfather showed me and my brothers this a few years ago and forgot about the nude part. Boy did my grandmother yell at him. We all enjoyed it tho.
Wgeiermann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
gellman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:52:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what they say, see a broad all booty eyed? Lacka down and smack em jack em.
chillig8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley
InsaneBeagle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:55:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like my coffee how I like my men. Strong and black.
Absurdlandscape ยท 3268 points ยท Posted at 13:37:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will look for you, I WILL find you, and I will kill you
Allthegoodnicknamesa ยท 184 points ยท Posted at 17:07:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Full quote: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:08:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good luck
ironmanmk42 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:32:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I'd have gone on the phone with "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next"...
"...Good luck."
supfaggot ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:50:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Into the Grey right? That's the one where a bunch of wolves kidnap Liam Neesan 's daughter.
MrSeanicles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:21:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's Lord of the Rings when the Eye talks to Frodo.
Sybarith ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:20:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't it Star Wars when the Trade Federation captures Amidala?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:59:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think my favourite recitation of this was on the Graham Norton Show, when Liam made a message out of it for a lady's answering machine.
Edit: Clip here
Macktologist ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:28:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shouldn't it be "is"? A set of something is singular.
Allthegoodnicknamesa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just copied and pasted, guess I should have looked closer, thanks for the correction
Macktologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:31 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's cool. Honestly I was just serving my Reddit duty. It's a great scene either way.
Basoran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good luck.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:19:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That line was always WAY too long. I took a nap half way through the recitation. Bad-ass lines are short.
Check out http://www.ancientgreekbattles.net/Pages/47931_Spartaquotes.htm
IRunFast24 ยท 1214 points ยท Posted at 14:09:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Up?
plazmablu ยท 746 points ยท Posted at 14:14:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, it's from Wall-E. But I see where you're coming from.
DaniSenpai ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 15:45:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Up?
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:17:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, it's from Wall-E. But I see where you're coming from.
wanking_to_got ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:21:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Up?
Timwi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:29:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, it's from Wall-E. But I see where you're coming from.
NuckElBerg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:49:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Up?
Lyratheflirt ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 20:22:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually the Wall-E snaps in two.
PartiesLikeIts1999 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:06:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well yeah, he just told you
LadyCailin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, definitely Lion King.
TherapeuticThrowback ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope u/awildsketchappeared comments on this.
elephantoe3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's coming from above?
h8f8kes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could've sworn that was Finding Nemo
lookachoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No no no.. You got it all wrong... That's from Finding Nemo
DotKomma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:51:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Squirrel!"
nickfree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's Finding Nemo
DeskJunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Finding Nemo.
tmurg375 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:46:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so taken by this quote.
Agent1108 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:52:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good luck
rugmunchkin ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:24:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I told you I would find you."
I love this scene. Fuck, he's not going to beat them all up by himself, is he?? Yes. Yes he is.
ThachWeave ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:13:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The entire movie is worth it for that scene. It's perfect.
I'm still trying to work out why the magic was lost with the sequels.
Food4Thawt ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:55:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best Version Ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsu8vL2YyPQ
Dunan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:06:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Antoine Dodson?
TOOCGamer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:50:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."
StealthZ117 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:22:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't remember me do you? We spoke on the phone two days ago. [leans in] I told you I'd find you.
tomato_paste ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:39:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finding Nemo, the emo version.
buglocker ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:49:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finding Emo?
WodtheHunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I first thought The Last of The Mohicans with the line that went something like, "Youre fit you hear? Youll survive! Ill find you no matter how long it takes, no matter how far!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get off my lawn!"
Vanetia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Posted this in the break room when someone stole my goddamn protein shake from the fridge.
Asshole.
LookDaddyImASurfer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's Waldo.
runhaterand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finding Nemo?
kurosaba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finding Nemo?
sin_dorei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taken.
MatkaPluku ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:40:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I only now this because of that Seth McFarlane interview with Graham Norton
WhatTheFlyinFudge ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:16:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sophie's Choice. Such a classic.
binky_snoosh ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:21:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
almost thought that was "Last of the Mohicans"... then the last part kicked in...
woozi_11six ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:47:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Last of the Mohicans?
HowManyNamesAreBlah ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:19:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't see this movie until recently and HOLY SHIT was it good! Easily one of the best movies I've ever seen! I knew about the quote from before I saw the movie, but it still is one of the most awesome movie moments ever!
ArminIsBae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taken is pretty bad tbh. Completely lost me after he shot his friend's wife. Like, why
Absurdlandscape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mm haha I'm headed for a 10 day trip to France monday. Had to watch it, no regrets
IRunFast24 ยท 4862 points ยท Posted at 14:08:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But why is the rum gone?"
Sounds_of_a_Sax ยท 875 points ยท Posted at 15:36:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to the Caribbean, love."
chalter ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 18:27:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"'Ello, poppet."
whoshereforthemoney ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 19:54:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me, I'm dishonest. You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly. Its the honest ones you have to watch out for...
duckgalrox ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:51:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because you never know when they're going to do something completely...
Gemini_19 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:33:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STUPID
Scrooge13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'BUGGER'
SMc-Twelve ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:11:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Parley. I invoke the right of parley."
Spambop ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:54:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
giggle "Poppet."
pHScale ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:34:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'ello, poppet
ZDTreefur ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:24:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome... to Caribbean Park."
mightymouse513 ยท 194 points ยท Posted at 17:29:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
One because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high the entire royal navy is out looking for me do you even think there's a slight chance that they won't see it?
HomemadeJambalaya ยท 131 points ยท Posted at 17:48:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There'll be no living with her after this.
ofscienceandmagic ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:34:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is super relevant now.
harmonicoasis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why?
the-zarate-kid ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:28:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Johnny Depp allegedly assaulted his fiancee (? Girlfriend?), and she's suing him for a lot.
harmonicoasis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I thought it had something to do with Kiera Knightley
the-zarate-kid ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:51:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, she's fine (in more ways than one ;) )
Bi-Han ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 20:25:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But why is the rum gone?!"
Pimpdaddypepperjack ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 16:36:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got a jar of dirt and guess whats in it
pdinc ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 19:09:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I got a jar of dirrrrt, I got a jar of dirrrt, and guess what's inside it
eucadiantendy39 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:02:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enough. cannon ports open
Sounds_of_a_Sax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Port to starboard
eucadiantendy39 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:41:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Send his beloved Pearl back to the depths.
Sounds_of_a_Sax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let them taste the triple guns
go_doc ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 14:37:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Jack Sparrow. (the only name that counts)
forever_a-hole ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 16:11:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, yes. But you have heard of me.
GreenMamba1 ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 18:13:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commodore- "You are with out a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of"
...
British officer- "That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen"
Commodore- sighs "So it would seem"
himself_v ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:57:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any line from this movie is worth being a quote!
JackingOffToTragedy ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 16:45:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA
RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S BREEZE
lddebatorman ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:03:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oooookay... Turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile...
CinereousChris ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:23:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta love the lonely island.
drsalby ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:46:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, you got Legolas, Padme, that guy with the wonky eye.
rg90184 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:09:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That ain't Padme, that's Padme's decoy
Guyote_ ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:27:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He is, without a doubt, the worst pirate I have ever heard of.
Deluxe07 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:50:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.
So it would seem.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:12:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Will: You were telling the truth.
Jack: I do that quite a lot, yet you people are always surprised.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Counptain Jack Sparrow amirite
lddebatorman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Agent1108 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:53:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But you have heard of me?
juan_004 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:38:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're mad!
ยซThank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work.ยป
Azusanga ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 16:16:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Ftfy
wyattrulesherp ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:14:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He says both quotes
Azusanga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh! I didn't know that
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:33:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"RUM"
Azusanga ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:36:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn swype
Thanh42 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:24:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, your quote is from the second movie. The version without "always" is the first one.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, THAT'S why.....
sweetrosemarie ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:30:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yo ho yo ho and a bottle of rum
ActualNameIsLana ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:57:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a jar of diiiiirt...I've got a jar of diiiiirt
PirateKilt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:23:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But you HAVE heard of me..."
thwinks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:21:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know the code...
KhabaLox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:48:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
DevilsLittleChicken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yo-ho, all hands, hoist the colours high. Heave-Ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die."
lddebatorman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS THE TALE
OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!
A_Hairless_Trollrat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHY IS IT GONE
MNsumsum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest one's you have to watch out for."
ferpiko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
www.downloadmorerum.com
Wazula42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was one of the most well-delivered jokes I've ever seen. Shame the other films had to run it into the ground with rum jokes.
LeBoku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't deserve that
Banana_jamm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But uhhhh which one
CrazyLeprechaun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a jar of dirt!"
W00DERS0N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That movie was brilliant. Perfect casting.
Arcaius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Savvy"
Derpina69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There'll be no living with her after this.
AmazingChickenWings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always Sunny! Wait...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commodore Norrington: Well I don't see your ship, Captain.
Capt. Jack: I'm in the market, as it were.
differentimage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clearly you've never been to Singapore."
deadcollegestudent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hide the rum
PattyHan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not good enough!
mcstafford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
always gone
ragwell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There'll be no living with her after this...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/JImcvtJzIK8
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Savvy?
Frogs_Are_People_Too ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/vGfTLb6RFk0
KetzerJefe343 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CBtheDB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're taking the rum to Isengard!
gard!gard!gard!gard!
windowsheep ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:08:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought that line was a reference to African Queen also
Drunzo ยท 2364 points ยท Posted at 15:23:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tina you fat lard come get some dinner.
[deleted] ยท 470 points ยท Posted at 17:49:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
IDownvotecomicbooks ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 18:38:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think I feel like a failure going home to Starla at night?
thatdude6566 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 20:25:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bow to your sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI
IDownvotecomicbooks ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 22:51:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grab my arm. The other arm. MY other arm. Break the wrist and walk away.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:01:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What are you going to do today, Napoleon?
scotfarkas ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:04:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgetaboutit
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 20:07:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:35:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grab my arm. The other arm. MY other arm...
GowLiez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:48:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cars 2 really is a timeless classic
Teal_Giant ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 18:34:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Make yourself a dang quesadilla
seagramsseven ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:55:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She broke her cockix.
badmartialarts ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:25:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
coccyx
seagramsseven ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:30:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But... but i prefer cock. And y isn't a real letter.
icybains ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:38:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes?
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:08:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Knock it off, Napoleon!
latsyrcami ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 18:53:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But my lips hurt real bad!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:08:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not gonna borrow hers that's gross!
Forever_Man ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:59:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to call my dad once a month and ask him to bring me Chapstick starting in 6th grade and ending when I graduated high school. It never got old.
chuckychub ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 18:04:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got like three feet of air that time.
TallT66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spider web stuck in his hair, flying in the breeze
Fireworks2016 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 18:23:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โNunchuck skillsโฆ bowhunting skillsโฆ computer hacking skillsโฆ Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!โ
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:08:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See, the UPS guy the other day said Napoleon listed "hacking skills," but I swear he didn't.
BoxingRaptor ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:49:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you I could throw a football over those mountains over there.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:09:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah if we had won state I'd be in a hot tub somewhere, soaking it up with my soulmate.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:38:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been out making some sweet moolah with Uncle Rico!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:17:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak!
briaen ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:22:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Do they have
biglarge talons?angleur ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:35:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ftfy
Beznay ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:50:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't understand a word you just said
shwiggydog ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:09:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true
Zoythrus ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 17:48:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Vote for Pedro"
scotfarkas ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:04:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pedro offers you his protection
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:10:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That moment when Pedro's two cousins roll up on the school, stare down the bully, and the one just shakes his head that tiny little bit...
One of the funniest moments in cinema history.
GunnyConrad ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:57:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're mom goes to college!
-LaserEyes ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:49:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gimme some of your tots!
Noondozer ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:50:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GOSH
thatdude6566 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:27:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Freakin IDIOT
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:07:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, get your own!
ninjisticpipie ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:50:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're bruising my neck meat!
Noondozer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ligers are bred for the magical properties
LeonardHenrick ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:21:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girls like guys with skills
tomatoaway ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:34:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You do you die! Gosh!
superdemongob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is this?
FluxCapacitater ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:17:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Napoleon Dynamite
eltoro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best movie
superdemongob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that isn't helpful dude.
eltoro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
answer was given in another comment already
OPs_Uncles_Sister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your mom goes to college"
Hepcatoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GOSH!!...
Donna_Freaking_Noble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I made like an infinity of those at scout camp.
Rnel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do the chickens have large talons?
Unitigasus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bob's burgers?
Noondozer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TINA COME GETS SOME HAM
ntuck13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bobs burgers?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You got me straight trippin' Boo"
TSK-REAPER22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer "your mom goes to college!"
SpreadItLikeTheHerp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do they have sharp talons?
popfilms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's pretty good looking
Forever_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
PeanutButter707 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Napoleon, gimme some of your tots
Mathsciteach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vote for Pedro
23baseball3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A freakin twelve gauge what do you think?!
Clawless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your MOM goes to college!
elektrohexer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of that snapchat chick rosy van.
astronomicca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This totally made my day
Melstar1416 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.
thankyouforthevenomm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shocks? Pegs? LUCKYY.
whats_a_kimball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EAT THE FOOD
candycv30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pegs. Shocks. Lucky!
Maverick9reaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains"
ryl371240 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat?... Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
It-Checks-Out ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How was your day Napoleon? "The worst day of my life what do you think?"
KippDynamite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It'd be nice if you could pull me into town.
ARatherOddOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I caught you a delicious bass.
kdu3142 ยท 5105 points ยท Posted at 14:07:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life.. Uh... Finds a way"
dinosaur_apocalypse ยท 2080 points ยท Posted at 16:25:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. ... Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.
filled_with_bees ยท 630 points ยท Posted at 17:51:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
everyone stares at her
Mejica ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 20:10:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And all the dinosaurs clapped.
Clarityy ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:46:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except for T-rexes. They can't clap.
photogineermatt ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 23:06:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a big head, and little arms and I just don't think this plan was thought out very well.
Scalli0n ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:25:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, a Meet the Robinson's reference
Alphadog3300n ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:53:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To bad T-Rexes can't masturbate either. Poor guys...and girls
Darakath ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:02:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life.. Uh... Finds a way"
Alphadog3300n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup...now drive
A_Mouse_In_Da_House ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:10:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's this a reference to? It's super familiar.
CaptainJaXon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It seems like all dinosaurs either don't have arms or have stubby ones, the trex isn't really too unique in this
dinosaur_apocalypse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but the thing about the T-rex (besides being one of the most recognizable theropods) is that there's enough muscle in his arms to tear a man in half... easily. So it's fun to tease him because he's actually a strong motherfucker who could easily tear you apart, giant teeth or not. He's like the big guy on the playground that all the little kids push around.
philipzeplin ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:23:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thathappened
columbus8myhw ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:07:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thisisathingthathasindeedoccured
juanLegTapDance ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:46:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except the T-Rex. They can't clap.
sarcastic-barista ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:58:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
did they hand her a $100 bill?
EpicThunda ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 00:58:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
God, i always found that comment annoying. Like, no, girls are also included in 'Man', as it refers to mankind as a species, not the group of homosapiens with penises. Fuck off.
Edit: wow, sorry for not liking something.
UberDave_141 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:08:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You gonna be okay?
EpicThunda ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
?
easytowrite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you miss the part were all the dinosaurs were supposed to be female?
Tlachtli ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:40:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But again, how do you know they're all female? Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?
StreetlampLelMoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know you're being sarcastic but I can 100% see somebody saying that seriously.
EpicThunda ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:44:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Women" tends to, in the english language, refer to people.
easytowrite ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:45:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but whenever I watch the movie in the context it seems like she's making a joke about only females remaining ie. The dinosaurs
filled_with_bees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always wished he would reply "dinosaur eats woman dinosaur inherits the Earth".
SymptumX ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 17:42:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out
SirSoliloquy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:27:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're going to use that quote, you might as well use "Welcome... To Jurassic Park"
kidfockr ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:04:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, I only saw Jurassic Park as a kid and I didn't know this one :(
TicklingKittens ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watch them as an adult! They terrified me as a child and I recently rewatched them. They're much better now.
anomalia_temporalis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:47:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, the ol' mind reboot-a-roo.
Bryboskie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:01:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you believe in chaos?
Tommyv11616 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:48:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you been waiting your entire life for this thread?
dinosaur_apocalypse ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 18:58:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. All 65 million years.
starboardbound79 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
User name checks out
BritOli ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:47:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Uh uh uh, you didn't say the magic word"
Saltypetunias ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:42:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out here have an upvote
imperial_koala ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:47:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Umm... Username checks out, I guess.
mr_yad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Very relevant username.
wotad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what film
dinosaur_apocalypse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:56:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Park
wotad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
should have known that.. not exactly alot of dinosaur films
dinosaur_apocalypse ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:04:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There have been over 100 films featuring dinosaurs.
wotad ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:30:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you would know that.
hippomille ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
burn
bardia1327 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OK so we should crush all women so that can't happen I'm on it
TripsMcNeely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now THAT'S chaos theory!
dezvipe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant username
basketball_curry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Condors! If i had a flock of condors on this island, you wouldnt have any issue.
H.. ho... hold on, now. This isnt some species that was wiped out by deforestation! Or... the.. building of a dam! Dinosaurs had their chance, and nature SELECTED them for extinction!
Eftir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So does that mean dinosaurs will create god?
Crazybennigan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must go faster.
kangarooninjadonuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl.
Beemer32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goddam prenups!
TitoAndronico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woman pays Eurasia as an estate tax.
p0yo77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've always had an issue with that quote, I mean, god created dinosaurs and then destroyed them, then god created man and man destroys god. Why would the first thing we create (dinosaurs) destroy us, shouldn't we be able to destroy dinosaurs so we can the create AI which will in turn destroy us?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This always irritated me... like what's going on there? Do dinosaurs have gender-specific taste sensors and find lady-meat un-tasty? Are dicks particularly desirable morsels? Or are we arguing that men and women are different species that do not share the same fate? Because that's totally an argument that's been made before, but those were dark days.
I know it's a joke, but it makes no goddamn sense!
HansLaws ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:21:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's wordplay, and it makes sense in that context.
Deceptitron ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:29:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Malcom is referring to "man" as in "mankind". Sattler twists it into a joke by taking "man" literally. It's that simple.
frostbiyt ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:32:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She was making a joke based on the fact that "man" has multiple meanings. Jeff Goldblum's character was using it to mean mankind or humans, while what's-her-name used it to mean male, hence dinosaurs eat men, leaving the women. It's a joke about how he said it, not because dinosaurs prefer to eat men over women.
Ezira ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:44:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All the dinos in Jurassic Park were females too
eltoro ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:36:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only at hatching time.
Story goes that frog DNA allowed them to switch genders. They all had to use the ladies restroom though.
dinosaur_apocalypse ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:03:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The nonbinary dinos are out of luck, though.
eltoro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They have to squat behind a bush. Oh the dinosaurity :'(
dinosaur_apocalypse ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:57:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on them, don't you?
conlintr1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:11:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
User name checks out
SerealRapist ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:10:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God killed the dinosaurs because he realized how bad he fucked up when he gave them arms that weren't in reach of their cocks...so he threw a few meteors to clear up the sheet and start fresh again, this time, creating his newest species, the human. After realizing his mistake, he quickly fixed it and and made our arms in length to reach our cocks and pleasure ourselves when we weren't praying to him. God truly is unbelievable...oh, and read the bible you b*tches, it says everything you need to know in that book!
Riff-Ref ยท 532 points ยท Posted at 16:49:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hold on to your butts."
chequilla ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:07:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Ah ah ah! You didn't say the magic word!'
cleeder ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:19:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn it! I hate this hacker crap!
Mrbrewski99 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:40:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/RfiQYRn7fBg
cleeder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It always bothered me that what he was saying didn't align with what he was typing.
ninja36036 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what I say whenever I get frustrated with something.
Morphit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:33:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/itsaunixsystem I know this.
-Pelvis- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favourite subs.
le_vulp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to pull that stupid gif up on school computers and then lock the screen. I was a little shit.
jimbozak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PLEASE!!!! I HATE THIS HACKER SHIT!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Our lives are I your hands and you have Butter Fingers?
rawysocki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So... not the Lego Movie?
Sorry, but having a three year means blotting out all the movies you previously loved with repeated viewings of Peppa Pig and Monsters Inc.
glisp42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw that movie when it came out and I was in my 20s before I realized that was Samuel L Jackson. It's such a completely different part than the parts he normally plays.
Matrix_V ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I quote this every time I compile my code.
Followed by "PLEASE".
InsistantLover ยท 274 points ยท Posted at 17:18:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever girl!"
ChickenChic ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:26:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say this to my chickens when they are being especially raptor-y.
stink3rbelle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:23:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know for sure until this one, and I think this one is much more iconic.
rmfs777 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shoot her!!!
d_marvin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Total Recall
Silence of the Lambs
Jumping Jack Flash
Some others, too, IIRC. "Clever girl" seems like it was a dialogue "meme" before JP.
giraffecause ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome band.
Ryengu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Considering this is the phrase that made it to memehood, I think this is more iconic to the movie.
leon4735 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The point is, you're still alive when they start to eat you."
[deleted] ยท 346 points ยท Posted at 15:55:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahrawrhaha!
oyog ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:27:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahrrahhwhrahaw
Fudge89 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:30:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/wJelEXaPhJ8
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:46:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
Fudge89 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:23:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.
nooneimportan7 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:24:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never realized he was just imitating a laughing dinosaur.
Zam548 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:44:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't sure what movie this was until I saw this
thereisonlyoneme ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 16:59:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We spared no expense.
RagingAardvark ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 16:22:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They're moving in herds. They do move in herds."
[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 14:50:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I JUST watched this last night when I found it on Netflix. "just the first few minutes." I said I'd watch. two hours later "boy that's a fun movie."
rugmunchkin ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:17:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honest question: is that โuhhโ actually in there, or has Jeff Goldblum become so synonymous with โuhhhsโ in the internet world that people just throw it in for fun now? I honestly donโt remember hearing it in that line.
senor_apollo ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 17:23:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No one has replied to you yet because they turned on the movie to check and are now just watching the movie
ScreenScene290 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:27:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm, the "uh" is there.
RedditFact-Checker ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:38:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You bet!
Credit: /u/EditingandLayout (the gif king of Reddit)
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:09:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, it's in there:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMjQ3hA9mEA
LordGalen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:59:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, the exact quote "I'm simply saying that life, uh, finds a way."
Lepoth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:04:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is, but it's only one. A lot of people tend to throw some extras in there.
WookinForNub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is.
pee_ess_too ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There may be a pause. Idk about an "uhh"
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:27:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too!
swanhunter ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:37:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
awoelt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:16:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is this comment undervoted?
lotsosmiley ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:59:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, there it is.
abigthirstyteddybear ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 16:21:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really hate that man.
HeyCasButt ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:24:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dobson! We got Dobson here! See, nobody cares...
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:23:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/IMZYUEMkGmo REMIX
obsidiandubstep ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:54:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
isn't it Dodgson?
HeyCasButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seems like it. Never cared enough to look up the spelling
osama_yo_momma ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:16:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't get cheap on me Dodgson.
Soldier-Spy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
HeyCasButt ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:27:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dobson! Dodgson! See, nobody cares...
Tweezerd ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:46:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is a Unix system.... I know this"
DerBK ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:18:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
licks lip
mrblue627 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:35:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We spared no expense!
anarchykidd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:28:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A turkey, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side.
10gil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin' Jeeeeeffff!
tomato_paste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arnold in "Junior."
hosalabad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hah, watched this last night.
krymsonkyng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What d'you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saurus
dinosaur_apocalypse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:59:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What d'you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex
sezmour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to say this.
Mdengel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know this one: "Billy and the Cloneasaurus"
chequilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer 'Bingo! Dino D-N-A!'
hackurb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Planned parenthood?
Saint_Meowingtons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dino... Droppings, droppings?
giants4210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen this quote all over reddit. What's it from?
kdu3142 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jurassic Park
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever girl"
reincarN8ed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And there it is."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obama?
711slurpee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold onto your butts
GwanGwan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl.
muffinpoots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome...to jurassic park.
Swimflyrun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Spared no expense"
pjswmkj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, there it is!
LilSebastian12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You are going to have dinosaurs? On your..on your dinosaur tour?"
PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl...
HandsomeRalph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, there it is."
_robby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, ah, ahhh. You didn't say the magic word... Ah, ah, ahhh.
luagh45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you gotta go you gotta goโฆ
jerryondrums ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever girl."
psymonprime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided NOT to endorse your park." ".....So have I"
zyocuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
But Uh There it is
special_reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We spared no expense...
havealooksee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
he was on fallon last night. Just like his character in the movie.
PurpleParasite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think a better line from that movie to give away the movie is:
"Welcome, to Jurassic Park"
kdu3142 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Couldn't say the name of the movie :/
zeroquest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's... It's a dinosaur...
roscoe_lo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
terrified stare, jiggly jello
fuck_azer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keit-Ai?
aquist09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must go faster!
SmithWessonMP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God help us, we are in the hands of engineers.
Year3030 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever girl."
IMplyingSC2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, and that way got him a life long ban from KeSPA.
ImOverThereNow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Check the vending machine's!"
cybercloud03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't believe it! You're meant to come down here and defend me against these characters, and the only one I've got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer!
free_beer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah ah ah. You didn't say the magic word.
Ah ah ah. You didn't say the magic word.
Land_War_in_Asia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spared no expense
numerounoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever girl".
zigzampow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... There it is...
Spambop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Uh uh uh , you didn't say the magic word."
jonasb907ak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever girl."
sbfaught ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitch?
Doesntgivegold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome... To Jurassic Park"
camzabob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like, "Welcome, to Jurassic Park." Would be more obvious.
fewdea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He doesn't say "uh"
kdu3142 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He does. I typed this without the "uh" and then watched the scene. Realized he did say "uh" and edited it in.
fewdea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are correct.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's one big pile of shit
BATharp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spared no expense.
life_uhh_finds_a_way ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes?
theonlyjuanwho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roar snarl chomp
MeShieru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When you gotta go, you gotta go."
g0_west ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park"
Gentlescholar_AMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking "hang on to ya butts"
Cupinacup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome... To Jurassic Park!"
EggheadDash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is one great big pile of shit.
Jay_Train ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
NeedABeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is this?
Rytron33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie?
mrbananas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome, to ......(shit, not supposed to name the movie)
cracka_azz_cracka ยท 5288 points ยท Posted at 13:51:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That rug really tied the room together."
[deleted] ยท 1914 points ยท Posted at 14:19:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
coquio ยท 1199 points ยท Posted at 15:36:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
InVultusSolis ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 15:59:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't Vietnam, this is bowling. There are rules.
fish_whisperer ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 17:10:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Over the line!!!
intex2 ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 17:13:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole.
Idrinknailpolish ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 17:23:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, and Dude, Chinamen is NOT the preferred nomenclature. "Asian-American."
nickl220 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:41:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This isn't a guy who built the railroads here"
JelliedHam ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 17:27:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are about to enter a world of pain, Smokey... A world of pain.
Roy_McDunno ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:50:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean say what'cha want about tenets of national socialism, Dude...
At least it's an ethos...
Shomer-fucking-shabbos!
TheHaak ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:38:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!
erola1 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:42:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See what happens Larry, when you find a stranger in the Alps? (TV version)
rackball206 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have to cuss so much Dude?
Cortez_thekiller ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 15:54:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eight year old's, Dude.
nickl220 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:42:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
AltaSkier ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:04:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's a pederast Walter?
The_FatGuy_Strangler ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:46:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up Donny
RowThree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Think it's a Pomeranian.
AltaSkier ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not renting it shoes, I'm not buying it a fucking beer.
LysergicOracle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking dog has fucking papers.
Dagonet23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:18:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's not taking your fucking turn.
PaleBlueEye ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:43:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus
Dan_Berg ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:59:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got that right, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
eurasiatrash ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:55:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up!
BurdenedEmu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got a date Wednesday baby! WOOOOOOO!
Dagonet23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:14:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
LysergicOracle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That creep can fuckin' roll...
wicked-alkaline ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:03:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the walrus.
K1ngPCH ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:24:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up Donny!
V.I. Lenin, Vladimir, Ilyich, Ulyanov!
ChasterMief711 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:29:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are we going to In-N-Out?
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:44:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're out of your element!
corywi ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:55:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me...Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.
4DimensionalToilet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:00:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His girlfriend gave up her toe!
kerabatsos ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:18:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, Walter.
JelliedHam ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:27:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
Dan_Berg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:50:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must be exhausting
left-ball-sack ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:56:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cowards*
Tjv211 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:26:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what you want about nihilism, but at least it's an ethos.
StDoodle ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:48:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Dan_Berg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:48:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:43:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the walrus. I am the walrus.
Dweide_Schrude ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:43:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the walrus.
Mattitude43 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:55:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
8 year olds Dude...
BR0THAKYLE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're out of your element, Donny!
Rixxer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT DONNY!!
BrewerBeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're out of your element!
_luke_the_duke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're out of your element Donny
Edghyatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're out of your element.
mrsticks18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're out of your element, Donny!
ragnar-lothbrook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am the walrus?"
rusty1013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DONNY YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT
The_Ill_Made_Knight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those are good burgers Walter.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You three are now my favorite people on the planet
lichtmlm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This aggression will not stand, man.
LightlySaltedPeanuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Donny you're out of your element.
rus151 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want a toe, I can get you a toe.
man-in-grey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vee, Eye, Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!!!
giant_lebowski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element
Yardsale420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is apparently a reference to Buscemi's character in Fargo and how he wouldn't "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
howlingchief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/302dop/steve_buscemi_ama/cpogeau
Kateyh13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're way out of your element, Donny
raresaturn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Orphan Black?
the_CA_speedball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT, DONNY!!
Trust_Me_Im_Right ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely shouldn't have a "," before the Donnie
jijibs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're out of your element.
ProbablyDominic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i posted this as a comment at the cause i didnt scroll down far enough...
jimbozak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're out of your element.
Boisenberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Donny, you're out of your element
Dagonet23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:22:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're you listening to The Dudes story?
I was bowling.
Then you have no frame of reference here Donny. You're like child that wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...
ScottySF ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:25:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Literally "just give me karma." Reference doesn't even play along with the flow.. c'mon.
Zurtrun ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're out of your depth!
MadDogTannen ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:20:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"out of your element"
Veritas00 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:02:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Chinaman is not the issue here dude.
GamingJay ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:13:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature
studiosupport ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:18:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asian-American, please.
JelliedHam ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:28:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These aren't the guys that built the fucking railroads, Walter!
Hypknowpautamist ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:59:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oriental-American
F117Landers ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:37:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're out of your element, Donnie!
MicroGamer ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:07:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice marmot.
kickd16 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:51:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot!?
Dagonet23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:16:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously, you're not a golfer.
GamingJay ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:12:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dude abides
Thedaveabides98 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:41:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can Confirm.
numchuckwoolery ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:24:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism dude but at least it's an ethos
Edit: misquoted
jean__meslier ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:48:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
National Socialism...
imp3r10 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:33:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're out of your element Donny.
I_am_Brandt ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:52:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We've been frantically trying to reach you, Dude.
taat1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:50:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Her life was in your hands, Dude.
M8asonmiller ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:23:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature."
puddin1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say this all the time. I don't thing anybody ever gets it lol.
meinerHeld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favs, ever.
mrvjr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love when he tells the wife after she offers to blow him "I need to go to a cash machine". Great movie!
techn9cian12 ยท 872 points ยท Posted at 14:26:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smokey, this is not Nam, this is bowling there are rules
Freakears ยท 629 points ยท Posted at 15:15:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm perfectly calm."
"Yeah, waving the fucking gun around?!"
"Calmer than you."
dollarprophet ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:53:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mark it zero dude
gnarlwail ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:48:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking Walter, man.
edmanet ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:30:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Calmer than you.
DeckerR ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:35:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Calmer than you
nickl220 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:44:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Supreme Court has ROUNDLY rejected prior restraint!
Tommyv11616 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:53:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Walter... This isn't a first amendment thing
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:37:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee.
MooseMasseuse ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:58:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOMER SHABBAS!
NoPantsChance ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:32:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HE CAN FUCKING UNPOST IT
QSquared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOMER FUCKING SHOBBOS!
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:03:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...are
jdschultze ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:45:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't FUCK wit da Jesus
HerpDerp52 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:34:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Calmer than you."
My roommate in college would alllllways say this whenever we got into any argument, serious or not lol and I would never be able to keep a straight face because he would always just mutter it under his breath like it was some kind of insult hahaha.
The_Mighty_Rex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
chhubbydumpling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
finishin' myyy coffee. enjoyin' my coffee.
Pachikofye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what movie is this
BurdenedEmu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:18:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Big Lebowski
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:25:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:38:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?!"
Idie_999 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Find a stranger in the alps
KCCO2015 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:27:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put the piece away, man.
HoboWithABoner ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:04:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I myself dabbled in Pacifism. Not in 'Nam of course.
InVultusSolis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:00:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is honestly the funniest line in the movie for me.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:03:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Walter, put away the piece, man. They're calling the cops."
TuckedNip ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:37:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mark it eight, Dude.
iamzsdawgy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:09:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's a pacifist man!
ValKilmsnipsinBatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Walter they're calling the cops man, put the piece away"
dilettanteTunesmith ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 15:43:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you FUCK a STRANGER in the ASS!"
CraigKostelecky ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 16:23:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or "find a stranger in the Alps" if you're watching on basic cable.
PajamaHive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or "feed a stoner scrambled eggs" if you're watching on basic cable sometimes.
MtHammer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:17:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
obviousguyisobvious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:32:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larry. This is what happens when you fuck. a stranger. in the ASS!"
ObidiahWTFJerwalk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sick and tired of these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane."
NewMexiColorado ยท 154 points ยท Posted at 14:49:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously, you are not a golfer
tbag403 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:11:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy looks like a loser.
Hey, at least im house broken.
trevize1138 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:20:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.
On you, maybe.
I_Am_Vladimir_Putin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:28:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not Mr. Lebowsky, you're Mr. Lebowsky. I'm the dude, man.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So that's what you call me. That or his dudeness, or duder, or el duderino if your not into the whole brevity thing.
Bibliotheresa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice marmot
taat1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, this is a private residence, man!
SexualSquinting ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:11:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck it dude. Let's go bowling."
Lespaul42 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:13:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Careful, man, there's a beverage here!
RacistJudicata ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:21:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, dude, but at least it's an ethos.
The_Prince1513 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:31:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah, well, y'know, that's just like, uh, your opinion man."
I feel like almost every line from The Big Lebowski could be a quote.
i_hate_the_eagles ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:09:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree. They also make great usernames.
drunkwhenimadethis ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:01:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you man. If you don't like my fuckin' music get your own fuckin' cab!
EndsLikeShakespeare ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:22:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
New shit has come to light.
taat1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's.
Tommyv11616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But that's why you pay me..
thatguyatmcdonalds ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:30:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not Mr lebowski, I'm the dude! Or his dudeness, duder, el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Xdsin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not Mr. lebowski, you're Mr. lebowski, I'm the dude! So that's what you call me...or his dudeness, duder, el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
FTFY
ockie_fm ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:35:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee.
JelliedHam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:29:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stay out of Malibu, Deadbeat!
tcinternet ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:15:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life does not stop and start at your convenience youuuuu miserable piece ooooof shit...
Tommyv11616 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:50:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's wrong with Walter, dude?
taat1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
raqnroll ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:14:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't roll on shabbos dude.
Batman53090 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:27:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shabbas is the holy day of rest. Which means I don't work, I don't drive, I don't operate a stove, and I SURE AS SHIT DON'T FUCKING ROLL!!!!!
JelliedHam ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:31:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're gonna kill that poor woman. OH THEY'RE GONNNNNNA KILLLLLL THAT POOR WOMAN!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways , Dude. You don't wanna know about it
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lady, I GOT FRIENDS THAT DIED FACE DOWN IN THE MUCK SO THAT YOU AND I COULD ENJOY THIS FAMILY RESTAURANT!
Come on Dude, don't go, this effects all of us. It's our BASIC FREEDOMS!
I'm staying. Finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee!
H_E_Pennypacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHO AM I? I'M A FUCKIN VETERAN THAT'S WHO I AM
wicked-alkaline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOMER SHABBOS
obviousguyisobvious ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:33:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I told the fuck down at the league office...whos in charge of scheduling? I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I DONT ROLL ON SHABBOS!
gcta333 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:13:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't be fatuous Jeffrey"
Tommyv11616 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:50:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean coitus?
RedditFact-Checker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:27:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He fixes the cable?
chux4w ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's a good man. And thorough.
BurdenedEmu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think the carpet pissers did this?!
LordFirebeard ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:36:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this a ... what day is this?
maralieus ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:06:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And that guy peed on it."
scotfarkas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did I micturate on your rug?
RicardoGains ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:07:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, that and a pair of testicles."
ladyscalpel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:31:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously you're not a golfer.
Magma151 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the only one so far that I didn't immediately recognize. I need more culture and bowling in my life.
workythehand ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:30:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's from The Big Lebowski...It's the Cohen brothers seminal masterpiece. I'm not sure I could recommend a movie more highly.
3kindsofsalt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:25:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean...coitus?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
SlenderEater ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
congrats, you have the highest upvoted quote that I did not recognize the movie or quote at all.
Pyro62S ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously, you are not a golfer.
SoulardSTL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
Jesus...
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
AbeRego ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I recently snuck a reference to this into some copy for a client's website. It was about protecting hardwood floors with rugs. I figured the people who get the reference will appreciate it. Everyone else will be none the wiser.
workythehand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm preeeeety sure you could say any line in the film and I'd recognize it. You might have to give me the following line / response...but I'd say I'm about 75% sure I could name the movie with any two lines being recited to me.
NO_TOUCHING__lol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OVER THE LINE
nickl220 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuckin a"
Ebbboorsma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!
sL1mSh4dy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!
elduderinodude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MonkeyFightingSnake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking dog has fucking papers.
Tommyv11616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're a bunch of FUCKIN AMATEURS
wornleather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, at least it's an ethos.
Mdengel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole.
Guennor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Got in here, immediately Ctrl + F and typed "eagles".
Didn't find anything so I started to post "I hate the fucking eagles, man", then I decided to Ctrl + F for "man". Then I find your comment. :P
wicked-dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude"
ambg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Opened this thread and scrolled down just to find this one and upvote it
snapcracklePOPPOP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT, DONNIE
afrowithlegs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coitus?
Hypknowpautamist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://vimeo.com/14588569
Staind075 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT, DONNIE!!!
Hartastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole."
I use this regularly in the workplace.
lowbrassballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This aggression shall not stand!
bblbrx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
he's a good man, and thorough
BiphTheNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came here to say "All the dude ever wanted was his rug back."
Sloots_and_Hoors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a worthy adversary.
PainfulComedy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit my rug
SettingShitOnFire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are like a child, who wanders in during a movie.
CrimsonGlyph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is this your homework, Larry?"
Steal_Your_Base ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mark it zero, dude.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck are you talking about? The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude! I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude! Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
rillip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Donny you're outta your element!"
Alternately,
"Exactly! Nobody fucks with the Jesus."
KingNewbie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here!!"
goshy900 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not wrong, you're just an asshole.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Logjammin'
Fallout_Smite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DONNY YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT.
AltaSkier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You human paraquat!
atthem77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Careful, man! There's a beverage here!
oldenbka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want a toe? I can get you a toe. There are ways, Dude...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are not wrong Walter your just an asshole
artyboi37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They were threatening castration!
rynobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"By the way Dude, Chinamen is not the preferred nomenclature."
ThreeOneFive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every single line in this movie, by itself, is enough by itself to identify the movie. Every single line. Goddamned work of art.
Is this your only form of ID?
dakkster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eight-year-olds, dude.
ValkriM8B ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm trying - http://i.imgur.com/WIqipZs.jpg
ColtonW89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon. With nail polish.
RscMrF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, 50% of the lines from this movie, if not more, could probably be used.
jdennison101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
sgtpepper220 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin' A
tap_in_birdies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be ridiculous, dude. Nobody is going to cut your dick off
sevenover1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is what you get when you Fuck a stranger in the ass"
SparkleyRedOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching this right now :)
elegant-elliot-offen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Walter youre not wrong! You're just an Asshole!!
SaturdayMorningSwarm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vagina.
spidereater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey man, I've got a beverage here.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was looking for this lol.
Actually I was looking for, "They peed on your fuckin' rug."
Ramyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here take the four dollars
shitheadawardnominee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a private residence man
kstadanko ยท 1746 points ยท Posted at 13:35:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These go to eleven.
theViceroy55 ยท 510 points ยท Posted at 14:35:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why don't you just make the 10 louder?
[deleted] ยท 452 points ยท Posted at 14:41:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well these go to 11
deepfriedveggie ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 16:17:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's 1 louder
Horkpork ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:54:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
....isn't it?
pjdavis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For $2000 I'll sell you one that goes to 12
Lying_idiot ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:53:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can make you one that goes to 12 for 2000 bucks.
Hourai ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 15:45:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant xkcd for anyone out of the loop.
dylanbeck ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:35:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More relevant https://youtu.be/uMSV4OteqBE
Zaphod247 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:05:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks. You know, that clip has made me realise I've not watched the film. Its just a legend that I know of, and I could even quote most of that scene. But I've now watched the film.
Frehihg1200 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:14:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For two grand I'll make ones that go to 12.
dangermouse78 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:05:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't even look at it!
NamedomRan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
September
Tommy2255 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:36:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://xkcd.com/670/
justSFWthings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
skepticalblackkid.jpeg
NO_TOUCHING__lol ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 17:39:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: This is Spinal Tap's iMDb rating is out of 11 stars!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088258/
notasrelevant ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:04:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love little easter eggs like this.
MadDogTannen ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 16:30:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.
PWNtimeJamboree ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:34:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no, you cant even look at it anymore, you've seen enough
prosthetic4head ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*of that one
PWNtimeJamboree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thanks :)
KristinnK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The portrayal of Nigel Tufnel really is brilliant. The way he seems confused by the question, how he feels the Marty DiBergi probably didn't understand that it goes to 11, and as such is "1 louder", and how that is better. Really sells the scene.
TheThreeRangers ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:27:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How much more black could this be? And the answer is none... none more black.
prosthetic4head ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you can see yourself in...both sides
crashbomber ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:37:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's called "Lick my Love Pump".
yoteachcaniborrowpen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:03:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the few times I've laughed so hard I cried.
guitarbque ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D Minor. The saddest of all keys.
iamzombus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a hybrid between Mozart and Bach.
Dedj_McDedjson ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 14:21:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spinal Tap?
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:27:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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scotfarkas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spinal Pap
Puppet Show
coquio ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:36:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't touch it.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:34:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spinal Pap, FTFY
blamb211 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:16:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also used in the "Behind the Bird" Thanksgiving part 2 episode of Good Eats, talking about toasters. Obviously a reference to Spinal Tap.
beepbeepitsajeep ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:41:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First time I watched that, I was young and it was the early 2000's, I thought it was a real documentary.
Drew72 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:22:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anvil.......real life rockumentary and pretty good movie.
MadDogTannen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:51:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anvil would have been funny as a comedy, but it was actually pretty sad. That guy was just delusional, and it was hard to feel bad for him. I actually felt more bad for the people in his life who had to deal with him.
WmPitcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like a real band documentary turned up to 11.
Razakel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently so did Ozzy Osbourne.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:23:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's sexist!"
"What's wrong with being sexy?"
d0ggzilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sex-ist!
DarthBaio ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:19:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sex Farm!
prosthetic4head ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
we're taking a complicated subject like sex...
and putting it on a farm?
zoomzoom42 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:26:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you can't dust for vomit"
uhcougars1151 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:02:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
lionofthejungle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I raise a practical question?
ZombiExperT ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:34:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This scene was actually imporvised and it's one of the best scenes ever xD
FlavorD ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:42:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, the whole movie is pretty much improvised. They had some jokes written, I think, but what I've heard, overall the script was more like "Then I tell you that I have an amp that goes to 11, and you suggest that I should just make 10 louder, but I can't understand that, and just point out that I have 11."
Then they just have the conversation, which naturally puts in the stumbling and interrupting that you tend not to get in scripted performances.
WmPitcher ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:25:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And before the editing, they had 53 hours worth of material not including coverage and takes.
ThePandaDan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:29:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none, none more black.
theangryintern ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:39:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.
PaintDrinkingPete ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:57:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shark Sandwich" ... two word review for this album: shit sandwich
thequietone_gh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where did they print that?
picmandan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:11:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Fun fact: The IMBD rating of This is Spinal Tap is out of 11.
Edit: Corrected Title
DEVILneverCRIES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's amazing.
CartoonsAreForKids ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SPINAL TAP
meiyoumayo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:36:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, this one's called Lick My Love Pump.
popfilms ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any... matalic parts?
baildodger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The question is, how much more black could it be? And the answer is, none - none more black.
UffaloIlls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The sustain, listen to it.
Kitsunami ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For two thousand dollars, I'll build you one that goes to 12.
pr0tosynnerg ยท 1184 points ยท Posted at 14:05:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You never go full-retard
PUMACAT95 ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 17:04:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite quote was, "I'm a lead farmer motherfucker!"
scotfarkas ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:07:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where is your farm>?
KristinnK ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:25:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite is Jack Black's withdrawal scene. "I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy. Get it over here buddy, lets do this!"
Kills me every time.
Hannyu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:40:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Closely followed by Tom Cruise's rant. It's longer than I want to type out on mobile.
7XLTall ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 17:51:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Me?! I know who I am! I'm the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as anotha dude!"
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What?!"
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:37:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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scotfarkas ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 20:08:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What do 'you' mean 'you people'
MikeOrtiz ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:53:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You m-m-m-m-make me happy
OrangeTabbyTwinSis ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 18:55:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I killed one Rick, the thing I love most in the world."
"Vivica get of the line, now. A hooker, alright, you killed a hooker. Calm down, here's what you're gonna do. Get your hands on some bleach, some Hydrogen Peroxide, and a shitload of lime."
"No, a panda. I killed a panda."
"Amanda? Come on dude. I mean that's probably not even her real name."
I fucking love this movie.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:46:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll see you tonight when I go to bed, in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!
RadicalOptimist ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:33:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorite roles of RDJ
OrangeTabbyTwinSis ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:58:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's the theme song for The Jeffersons!You really need help."
"Just because it's a theme song doesn't make it not true."
OrangeTabbyTwinSis ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:48:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're supposed to be a unit!"
"Suck my unit!"
beech017 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:09:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't read the script. The script reads me."
OrangeTabbyTwinSis ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:03:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Cause he's cleanin' a gun with no bullets, yea that's a plan."
"I'm just like a little boy, playin' with his dick when he's nervous."
Mishkoor ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:09:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sean Penn, I Am Sam, went full retard, went home empty handed
ChigglesMcGiggles ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:58:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cover me, you limp dick fuck ups!!
aristTV ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:48:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
n0tail??
UnderwoodF ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:36:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't break character until the directors commentary edition comes out
Mrxcman92 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:16:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
SNAFUesports ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:05:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dont quote that if youre gonna fuck it up! I coulda farmed easy karma and here you are fuck in up quotes I coulda replies with. Smh.
YallWholeFace ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:03:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alpa and I's already wearing Earth Mama's natural night camo.
emperorchiao ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:09:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Radio, featuring Cuba Gooding, Jr.
seagramsseven ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:05:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every single rainy day in high school gym class made me hate that movie.
Aurorinha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For four hundred years, that word has kept us down."
xshinystickerx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:53:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What do you mean "you people"?
SNAFUesports ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:08:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why dont you take a step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE.
Or:
Who is the lead keygrip? Go over there and punch the director right in the face.
Or anything Danny McBride says, he has a way with curse words.
fuckitsfixed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:08:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Goodbye mama. Now you can have ice cream in heaven. I'll see you tonight when I go to bed in my head movies, but this head movie makes my eyes rain."
ocean365 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stop tailgatin' me ya pasty teabag!!!" Osiris to Damien (the director)
Beeb294 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"First, take a big step back, and Literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!!!!!!!"
sharklogical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This head movie makes my eyes rain
MattTheProgrammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape... Fantastic film
LookDaddyImASurfer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
Quajek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know what dude I am! I'm the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!
BecomingTheArchtype ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:34:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the dude who's playing a dude playing another dudeA
Isthisgoodenoughyet ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:18:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YEAH YOU LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING RETARD
Deathmaker6897 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You went full special, you never go full special." TV edit.
CigaretteCigarCigar ยท 1767 points ยท Posted at 14:13:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multipass......
[deleted] ยท 309 points ยท Posted at 16:57:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you human?"
"negative, I am a meat popsicle!"
Billy1138 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:23:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SMOKE YOU
BaconPowder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...wrong answer."
QSquared ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:33:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is So green man!
TheVoicesSayHi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:20:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bzzzzzzzzz!
QSquared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:21 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Will you please act like you gave more than a two word Vocabulary? It must be green. Okay? Okay?
milhouse21386 ยท 353 points ยท Posted at 15:10:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chickan! Good!
Lepoth ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 18:08:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I end up saying this every time I eat chicken.
Lissa_Cereal ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:36:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too!
piratey_goodness ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:13:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me three
Justurusualthrowaway ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:33:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. Everytime chicken is served, "cheekan goot!"
Danbo19 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:23:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me four. My wife has no idea why.
ABirdOfParadise ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:40:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only when I reheat chicken in the microwave
Thallidan ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:24:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh... that's why I say that sometimes. I'd forgotten where it had come from.
TheFlashFrame ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:05:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't recognize "multipass" but I recognized "Chickan!" Fifth Element?
PercivalFailed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:41:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super green.
leeloobond ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:43:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jahjah humahss!
KorbennnDallas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:42:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't know if i was going to make it in time, so I sent David here to get my boarding pass.
PercivalFailed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:43:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But now David has to go!
thing24life ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:19:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gemini Crochet Contest.
Frankiesaysperhaps ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:19:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*croquette. Crochet is a craft.
thing24life ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:44:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks. I could not for the life of me spell that damn word.
katielady125 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gimmie the cashhhhhhhh!"
ONeill_Two_Ls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:49:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a very nice hat
bathori ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You like it? UUUH. Guuh awkward dance
andnowforme0 ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 17:18:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LEELOO DALLAS MOOLTIPASS!
PWNtimeJamboree ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 16:39:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"AZIZ, LIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTT!!!"
ohh-kay ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:18:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
|||||||||||reddit_is_lulz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
?
ohh-kay ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:43:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I misrememberd the count but https://media.giphy.com/media/mSbQeCtJUCek/giphy.gif
PercivalFailed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:44:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Much better. Thank you, Aziz.
kapiaz094 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 15:34:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Corben dallas
PWNtimeJamboree ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:06:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mrs Dallas, this is the president. on behalf of the federation id like to say thank you-"
"Oh, please. You don't even sound like him. The President's an idiot, you don't sound like an idiot. If you don't wanna talk to your mother, just avoid me like usual, huh? I'll just throw myself in traffic. I'll just Saran Wrap myself to the bed and pretend my child is suffocating me..."
CrudelyAnimated ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:27:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trivia: those things happened in the movie. Leeloo threw herself into traffic. Victor was plastic-wrapped to the retractable bed and nearly suffocated by Mrs Dallas' child. I'd love to have the next few lines of script that got faded beneath the music.
Con_sept ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:14:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A continued trend with "What, you went to save the planet?" when he's on the phone explaining why he didn't bring the cab over. He was busy unknowingly taking his first steps in the world saving mission.
Trivia: It's one of the few action movies where the hero (Willis) and villain (Oldman) don't ever meet.
TurtleTape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I...well, then.
Leeloo_Sebat-Dallas ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:50:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ahem
KorbennnDallas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM Korben Dallas.
Arceus105 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:58:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gimme the c-c-cash!!!
CigaretteCigarCigar ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:05:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a very nice hat!
ToothpasteTacos ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:23:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Y'like it? little dance
CrudelyAnimated ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:28:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cannot believe this scene is edited out of all for-TV releases.
CigaretteCigarCigar ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:25:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed, as far as gun-point robberies go, it's pretty tame. Also one of my favorite scenes.
SunriseSurprise ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:03:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For the longest time, I had no idea wtf was going on in this scene. "Been here long?" didn't clue me in. Dude was waiting like that in front of his place so long he really really had to go to the bathroom. I thought he was just fucked up on drugs or something.
ToothpasteTacos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:13:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus christ... how did I never get that?
naffarn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:20:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought Dallas was referring to the fact that he must be a newbie to try to rob him with such inexperience, like saying "You must be new here"
SunriseSurprise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I don't think so, because Dallas says it pretty quickly. The guy has to be standing there with his hat towards the camera waiting for Dallas. https://youtu.be/ujC4W8hJ4mg?t=57
PercivalFailed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could still be drugs or both. Particularly with his difficulty trying to push the little button to "load" it. I'm still convinced he was trying to score some "easy" drug money.
Sapphire_moon ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 16:32:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Corneeelioooos
spacely_sprocket ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 15:42:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ba-da-boom. Big ba-da-boom.
PWNtimeJamboree ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:04:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"itza... itza... itza...."
"NONONONONOnonononono, 'Cuz if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off 'cuz all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?"
rabidbasher ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:29:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cue alarm
blueyb ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:04:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I only speak two languages... English, and Bad English.
CastleReese ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Improvised by Bruce Willis. ^
Enigmagico ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:56:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10/10, green af.
diinomunster ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:42:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leeloo. Multipass!"
grumpydan ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:43:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Badda Boom
PercivalFailed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baada boom! Baada bage boom!
nuera_penal ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:23:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just saw this movie a few days ago.
Carolinannutrs ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:16:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aziz! Light!
Shufflebuzz ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:31:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
Leeloo_Sebat-Dallas ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:52:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awwuto-wash!
FlintShaman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:55:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt! Korben, sweetheart, what was that? IT WAS BAD! It had nothing! No fire, no energy, no nothin'! You know I have a show to run here, you know? Hmm? Hmm? And it must pop, Pop, POP! So tomorrow from five to seven, will you please act like you have more than a two word vo-cab-uh-lary? It must be green, OK? OK?
mister_gone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:57:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gimmie da cashhhhhh
atomicrabbit_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:28:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GIMME THE CAaAaSSHHHHHHHHHH
ragazzo_soup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UNBELIVAAAABLEEEEE!
tamadekami ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plaes...halp.
N0tMyRealAcct ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:05:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was looking for the shortest quote that entirely unambiguously identified the movie and I think you win.
CrudelyAnimated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One... word. Not even a phrase or a name. Just one word.
superdemongob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is this?
CigaretteCigarCigar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fifth Element
jedberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was so excited when I got my Brazilian travel visa and it said "Multipass" on it!
OPs_Uncles_Sister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MUL....TI...PASSSS...."
"Yeah, she KNOWS it's a Multipass!!....anyway, we're in love.."
dmaterialized ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Autowash!
kobepopof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Corben dallas moultipass
Jsnake666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oonga boolonga!
aqua_zesty_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"She's a replicant, isn't she?"
"I'm impressed. How many questions does it usually take to spot them?"
"I don't get it, Tyrell."
"How many questions?"
"Twenty, thirty, cross-referenced."
"It took more than a hundred for Rachael, didn't it?"
"She doesn't know."
"She's beginning to suspect, I think."
"Suspect? How can it not know what it is?"
rockymountainrascall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He knows it's a multipass!
Sloi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aziz... LIGHT!
... better.
PWNtimeJamboree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you aziz much better aziz
sturmhauke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHE KNOWS IT'S A MULTIPASS!
TheDovahkiinsDad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She KNOWS it's a multi pass
CastleReese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are we green? SUPERGREEN!
snarkdiva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aziz, light!!!
SunriseSurprise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"She KNOWS it's a multipass...anyway, we're in love."
Eddievetters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Corbin. Corbin my man!"
SRSLY_GUYS_SRSLY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AZIZ LIGHT!
Buckeyebornandbred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Greern!!! bzzz bzzz!
kbxads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no it's Mool-tea-pass
naffarn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Very. Disapponted.
TheTurnipKnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GIMME SOME HEAT, MAN!
RivetheadGirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching the new X-men movie all I could think about when Apocalypse was touching the TV was how much they ripped off the 5th element. Even the imagery were almost identical.
justgivemetruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plais... halp...
TitoAndronico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leeloominaรฏ Lekatariba Lamina-Tchaรฏ Ekbat De Sebat
KorbennnDallas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She KNOWS its a multipass!
ThePartyPony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ecto gammat!"
Miss_Shambles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The right man, the right shoes, the right height...
Right on, right on...
RIGHT ON, RIGHT ON! And he's got something to say...
Bucket1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oww! What's wrong witchou!? Hurt!
dipthongCowboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass
ironmanmk42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leeloo Dallas.... mooltipaass.
Big bada boom
takes_joke_literally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plaaaise haaaaalp
Hannyu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best negotiation skills of all time.
endershadow98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's this from?
Quajek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GIMME TEH CASHHHH! GIMME TEH CASHHHH!
...
No... You keep it. I DON'T NEED IT!
[dances awkwardly]
KetchupConquistador ยท 232 points ยท Posted at 17:04:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone."
visionary118 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:40:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?
MercuryAI ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:28:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kaiser Soze! KAISER SOZE!
haloryder ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:44:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like how the cops face in that scene is pretty much the exact face the audience would've been pulling on the first viewing.
triple22a ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:39:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me, that's just the beginning of a really good song.
gronkspike25 ยท 2182 points ยท Posted at 13:29:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.
thatguyfromnewyork ยท 940 points ยท Posted at 13:33:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you're not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch; ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work.
gronkspike25 ยท 428 points ยท Posted at 13:34:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alec Baldwin is on point in this movie.
thatguyfromnewyork ยท 475 points ยท Posted at 13:36:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have an immaculate record. Some guys don't trust an immaculate record. I do. I have an immaculate record.
gronkspike25 ยท 483 points ยท Posted at 13:37:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
thatguyfromnewyork ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 13:41:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cui gives a shit. It's got a freakin' bow on it.
gronkspike25 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 13:43:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How is your mother?
thatguyfromnewyork ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 13:44:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good, she's tired from fuckin' my fatha.
gronkspike25 ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 13:46:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.
misdirected_asshole ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 13:51:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Firemen getting pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy.
gronkspike25 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:53:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's say you have no idea and leave it at that, okay? No idea. Zip. None. If you had an idea of what we do, we would not be good at what we do, now would we? We would be cunts. Are you calling us cunts?
MJOLNIRdragoon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fart noise what, don't know any Shakespeare?
illusorywallahead ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:51:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin fiah fightahs. Yeah go save a cat in a tree ya fuckin homos!
thatguyfromnewyork ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 13:53:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.
gronkspike25 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:54:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey asshole, he can't help you! I know what you are, okay? I know what you are and I know what you are not. I'm the best friend you have on the face of this earth, and I'm gonna help you understand something, you punk. You're no fuckin' cop!
thatguyfromnewyork ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:55:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's say you have no idea and leave it at that, okay? No idea. Zip. None. If you had an idea of what we do, we would not be good at what we do, now would we? We would be cunts. Are you calling us cunts?
gronkspike25 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:59:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. Three-decker men at best. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy, the fuckin' donkey on the weekends. I got that right?
Rhynosidious ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:23:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You do well in school? Yeah. I did too. They call that a paradox.
jdol06 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:22:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love when he makes the fart noise to Leo: "what's the matter smart ass don't you know any Shakespeare?"
candycv30 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:18:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His quick delivery on this quote is what makes it next level
UrinalCake777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its just rapid fire, starts off friendly and in a blink of an eye he just said "Go fuck your self!" Absolutely brilliant.
MouthPoop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:58:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enjoy your clams, cock suckers.
Moridn ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:03:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What are you on your fuckin' period?
MJOLNIRdragoon ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 18:25:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know who I am? I'm the guy who says there are guys you can hit, and there's guys you can't. Now, that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but he's almost a guy you can't hit, so I'm going to make a fucking ruling right now. You don't fucking hit him.
V1NC3NZ0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me about... your mother.
Anakinstasia ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:16:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Soldier 76 says this in Overwatch. Edit: a letter.
Talking_Meat ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:00:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then he was in The Other Guys. Meta.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:03:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I speak with you a minute?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:18:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*does his fuckin job
Lindt_Licker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tis funny, as he became one of the other guys.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is this from?? Solider 76 from Overwatch says it...
cuteintern ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:33:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Departed. I want to say it's one of Whalberg's lines. His or Baldwin.
dudebroth ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:34:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jahb* guoy*
Miniminotaur ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:38:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soldier 76?
Brandilio ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:06:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ellerby: Go fuck yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from fucking your wife.
Ellerby: How is your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from fucking my father.
reverendsteveii ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:39:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want a cigarette? Ah, you probably don't smoke. What are you, wanna those health freaks? Go fuck yourself.
sinkwiththeship ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:50:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PATRIOT Acttttt PATRIOT Accttttt.
TheHamFalls ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:59:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What are you, one of those fitness freaks? Huh? Go fuck yourself.
puckmeister ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:33:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna go have a smoke, you wanna have a smoke? What's a matter you don't smoke, what, are you one of those health nuts? Go fuck yourself.
discOHsteve ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:16:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was amazing in that role. As well as Mark whalburg
gnarlwail ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:49:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never seen it, this character sounds alot like his Glengarry Glen Ross cameo. Is it?
Niek_pas ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:51:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's The Departed. It's on Netflix, go watch it right now!
Ijustwant2beok ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really, you need to watch it right away. Great fucking movie.
PM_MeYourTacos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:26:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks? Go fuck yourself.
W00DERS0N ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baldwin and Wahlberg made this one so much fun. Definitelyset it as a Boston movie.
ubersaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.crackle.com/watch/video/2487796
The Alec Baldwin episode of Comedians in Cars getting Coffee is my absolute favorite.
everred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like an extension of his character from Glengarry Glen Ross
waiterer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alec Baldwin is always on point.
jdol06 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 15:20:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's working... ovahtiiiime
5or50 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:48:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS GUY FUCKS
workinOvatime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooooh, it's ^
Godspiral ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:29:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is America. Work harder. If you don't make more money you're a douchebag.
Lord_Varys ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:10:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which is funny because Sullivan's cock didn't work.
dang_hillary ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:11:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So many small plot points that are so important in this movie!
Lord_Varys ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:18:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I could hardly follow everything, it took me 45 minutes in to realize the premise was that you have 2 different rats working with the same guy. Will need to watch it again.
act-accordingly ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:14:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And 2 cops undercover in the gang.
billbrown96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How was that revealed?
Lord_Varys ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:32:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The psychiatrist one morning is talking to Sullivan and says something to the effect of: "about last night; it's not a big deal. It happens to a lot of guys." He then huffs off to work.
Makes me believe that her baby belongs to Costigan.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Lord_Varys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could be that too. Could just as easily be erectile dysfunction, which would explain his look of surprise when she says she's pregnant.
issc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This reinforced by Sullivan being surprised (in a good way) when the weman reveals she is pregnant.
Saeta44 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:39:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like this. Never heard it, nor seen the movie it's from.
thatguyfromnewyork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watch it. The Departed is one of those movies you have to see.
sedecim_02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if you're a guy married to a guy.
SuperRadDeathNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna go have a smoke. You wanna smoke? Eh, you don't smoke, do ya? What're you, one of those fitness freaks? Gofuckyaself.
Titan897 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.
H_Donna_Gust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just going to have a cigarette, do you want one? What you don't smoke what are you one of those fitness freaks go fuck yourself.
joshasdfghjkl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh... It's workin' alright. Ovah-time.
-M. Damon
pradbitt87 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:54:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh it's workin'. Ovah-time!
HeartySalmon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:19:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, it's werkin. OHvahtime.
gioyaya ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:42:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh it's workin. Ovatime!!
hoursisthefury ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:12:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh its workin'. ovatyme.
poliwrath3 ยท 198 points ยท Posted at 14:15:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That line been added to The Witcher 3 generic NPC dialogue, a witch hunter said it to me in Novigrad
schaef51 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 17:47:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe plough yourself
Dolphin_Titties ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:42:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pamparam
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:01:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Help! Save me! I'm dying... of poverty.
decoy321 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:51:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a few other movie references in the game, too. I remember hearing the "bring out the gimp" speech in some dudes house.
Evilbluecheeze ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:03:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a bandit yell at me that my mother was a hamster and my father smelled of elderberries (or was it the other way around?) when he attacked me a couple times.
satansrapier ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:41:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not to mention the Jarls of Skellige referencing the Red Wedding (Funeral) being the most brutal massacre they'd witnessed prior to the one you're investigating.
Also, you can find Tyrion's corpse in a jail cell in Skellige, similar to the sky prison of the Vale. With it there is a bunch of writings about Cthulhu.
Narida_L ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:10:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fallen knights in hearts of stone do basically nothing but quote mad max fury road.
Deathmaker6897 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:41:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That game has countless references. It has quests that are in reference to The Tragedy of Hamlet and a few of Edgar Allen Poe's works.
poliwrath3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:39:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now you're making me feel dumb because my favorite reference is the prostitutes saying "I am living in a material world. And I am a material girl"
Deathmaker6897 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:24:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is one main quest called "The Play is the Thing" which is a line from Hamlet. This is when he plans on using a play to reveal Claudius' guilt. There is also a quest given by an old lady in Lindenvale called "The Fall of the House of Reardon, which is directly taken from Poe's work "The Fall of the House of Usher". On that quest, if you explore the mansion you can find a man bricked behind a wall in the basement, which is a reference to Poe's work "The Cask of Amontillado". If those ring a bell to you. Given that they are easily missed. I never noticed any of the NPC dialog references. Maybe I just don't know what they are referencing.
poliwrath3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes I remember that quest, but I am bit too much of a classic works lay man to catch those... I'll find them in my NG+
Steamy_Muff ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:01:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zaltan says 'And my axe!' at one point. There seems to be a load of movie references throughout the game
markyymark13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Witcher seems to have a lot of movie references, especially with Tarantino movies. Pulp Fiction references were everywhere.
ragnar-lothbrook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Out on the docks, yeah! I remember that
CrazyFanGeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to have to find this guy
Laughatdanger12 ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 15:13:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I never gave anybody up who wasn't going down anyway" God what a movie. Every time you watch it you catch something new
diuvic ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:46:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I an idiot? What movie is it?
[deleted] ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 16:57:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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diuvic ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:06:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know why I thought the "Maybe fuck yourself" was from Argo. Thanks!
DeathsIntent96 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:51:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Argo fuck yourself!
JustALuckyShot ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:01:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Hm, Van Gogh fuck myself, well I've seen crazier things. 100 people surveyed, number 1 answer still on the board!'
forumdestroyer156 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 14:27:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My theory on feds is that they're like mushrooms: You feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dahk
MetalLinkSolid ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:28:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the guy doing his job, you must be the other guy.
lonesome_god ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:19:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you calling us cunts?
sexualchocolate10 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:57:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cranberry juice? What? Ya on ya period?
tylerlawhon ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:41:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nor sure why, but this made me think of Trailer Park Boys. https://youtu.be/qJv0WE25yXY?t=51
tomato_paste ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:41:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it's maybelline.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:15:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First movie I can't name. Where is it from?
sharkinaround ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:30:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
type it into google within quotation marks, or just look at the other people that already asked and got answered above you. look alive out there buddy.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is it?
sharkinaround ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:38:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i'm not telling you.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:38:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why?
too_much_ant_poison ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:06:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because his theory on redditors is they're like mushrooms; feed em shit and keep em in the dark.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:09:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if he will realize that I know and Im just enjoying wasting his time?
Romito55 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Check out the big brain on Lores!
sharkinaround ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:00:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
because it blows my mind that you would have this exchange with someone when you could have figured it out yourself with far less effort in way less time. I don't like to encourage inefficient behavior.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:08:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Couldnt you just tell me?
sharkinaround ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, I could not. And I won't
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What I dont understand is why you are wasting all this time instead of just typing out those 2 words.
thwinks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some people are petty and have to constantly prove that they are strong on the internet.
sharkinaround ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And some people are lazy as fuck and need to realize it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just tell me.
sharkinaround ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, I just posted the answer on Google... in order for the answer to pop up, you just have to type "Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck yourself" into the search bar and click enter... It pops up right then. I just wrote it there just for you. You're welcome.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:50:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe instead of typing 100 words in 2 different posts you could just post 2 words - the name of the movie.
blackflag209 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:52:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This exchange is fantastic
sharkinaround ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you know it's two words? Seems like you found the answer yourself. Well done, I knew you could do it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was wondering when you would pick up on that. I was just enjoying annoying you.
sharkinaround ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i figured you did a while ago, getting you to somehow admit that you did was the true challenge. :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:35 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was dropping serious hints, every response I had was a quote from The Departed
thwinks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:58 on June 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
why
sharkinaround ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I already answered this question. Because I am not the one seeking the information, you are. Therefore, you are wasting your time when you could have found your requested information by looking yourself for literally 3 seconds. I don't like to encourage lazy, inefficient behavior.
GreenDragonX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:10:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
someone fill me in on this one?
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:21:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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GreenDragonX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:41:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ty ty
rockidol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is that?
discOHsteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been looking for a soundbite for this quote I love it
LegendaryPrimate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie?Forgive me my failings, reddit
stb91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Departed
Emberwake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My theory on feds is they're like mushrooms: feed them shit and keep them in the dark."
kernunnos77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trailer Park Boys?
beerbottle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dont want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy.
FerralWombat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My wife and I have shared this line so many times we don't even need the last sentence any more.
eme_pirrade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't want to be a product of my environment, I want my environment to be a product of me."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can literally hear the Boston accent
GratefulGuy96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God this quote got annoying while I was playing Witcher 3. Every guard in Velen said this -.-'
Primo_uomo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Cranberry Juice' 'What, do you got your period?'
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now go home and get your shine box"
IronedSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing Asses 21?
lucusvonlucus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What are you drinking? Cranberry juice. What is it your period? Get him a cranberry juice.
theagitatist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Work hard, rise fast."
"Like a 12 year old's dick."
phailanx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want to become a product of my environment. I want my environment to become a product of me.
mnshaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ah you a cwooooop?!"
xtinebean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOUAH NO FUCKIN' CAWP!
Hingl_McCringleberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How's your mother?
Tired from fucking my father
Wrekked_it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorite lines of all time. I regularly use it in my day-to-day life.
Fillibuster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the guy who does his job, you must be the other asshole
PattyFatSaxBIGBOI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If we were not good at what we do, then we would be cunts. Are you calling us cunts?
classicrockchick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frank Costello: Who let this IRA motherfucker in my bar?
[the man looks startled]
Frank Costello: [laughs] Only kidding. How's your mother?
Man in Costello's Bar: Oh... I'm afraid she's on her way out.
Frank Costello: [walks away] We all are. Act accordingly.
deja_geek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That whole fucking movie is so damn quotable. I use that one almost weekly.
bookermac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FACK you! Fuckin' queers.
Firemen getting pussy for the first time in the history of fire, or pussy."
BearChomp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the guy who does his jawb, you must be the other guy
HeyCasButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a peacock. You gotta let me fly!
ThatOneGuyTony ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:41:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Other Guys is a prequel to The Departed
HeyCasButt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:52:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is canon to me
enig-ma ยท 1115 points ยท Posted at 14:08:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With great power, comes great responsibility.
go_doc ยท 317 points ยท Posted at 14:37:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That big documentary on electricity.
nerraw92 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:16:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant XKCD
SilhouetteOfLight ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:44:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean... You're not entirely wrong.
workraken ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:10:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But that isn't even the right Spider-Man continuity...
peacemaker2007 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:36:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the electrical system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the power companies, who create electricity, and the consumers, who use it. These are their stories.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:02:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doink doink.
arclathe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:03:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They'll say Aaaaaw Topsy! At my auuutopsy!
Deggyy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's so weird. I just watched that episode today. Been hearing about Bob's Burgers a lot since I started a binging it. I just learned about what this is called the other day, it's called the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon. I've been seeing examples of it everywhere since I heard about it.
stegasaurusteeth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good, but shocking
Malakai_Abyss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, the beginning of the trilogy where nerd goes emo af
TylerLivingston ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The star spangled banner?
antmansclone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That documentary on big electricity.
Kylearean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But wholly lacking in specificity.
MufugginJellyfish ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:36:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With great power, comes great responsitrillitrance.
stratosthegreek ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:00:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is all that comes to mind when I draxx them sklounst
beefjokey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:14:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This needs it's own thread
Hingl_McCringleberry ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:03:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In case some terries tryin' ta get froggy
beefjokey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Feel free to say no, ... I will not take no as a an answer
Donuil23 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:41:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See, this could apply to at least 6 movies now.
at0mheart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
opening line of Casino. The greatest movie ever made.
klod42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which 6? I know it as a Spider-man quote. I mean, quick browse revealed it's derived from Voltaire, but it's widely known as a Spider-man quote.
Donuil23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5 Spider- man (3 old, 2 newish) movies + the new Captain America.
klod42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:30:17 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh. So, 6 movies, including 5 spider-mans :)
Btw, is it really in every spider-man movie?
Donuil23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:05 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't checked, but it's in every third comic or so, so it stands to reason.
Famixofpower ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:37:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With great power
Comes
Great power
cfoxtrot21 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:38:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
Agent1108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant meme:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz2SH6McskI
kbxads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
with no power, comes no responsibility.
QueenArc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With black power, comes no responsibility /s
Opie59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teen Wolf!
...No, seriously. It was in Teen Wolf.
seagramsseven ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry Potter #5. Right after Snape dies.
soared_ ยท 6565 points ยท Posted at 13:43:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by Regina George
edit: thanks for the gold!
MT_IT ยท 1095 points ยท Posted at 15:45:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She doesn't even go here!
Jwillis94 ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 17:17:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just have a lot of feelings!
askolsunburcu ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 01:51:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.
MHG73 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 17:26:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.
sandinyourvagina ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:31:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, everyone grab some rubbers.
arclathe ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 19:05:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You go Glen Coco!
protegomaxima731 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:01:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white? Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
3blindblondes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:11:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and none for Gretchen Weiners
iminatub ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 17:35:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god it's Danny Devito I love your work!!
ohmygoddannydevito ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:06:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been waiting for this
iminatub ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha!!! Love it!!
ElegantMess ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:13:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sorry I called you a gap toothed bitch, it's not your fault you're so gap toothed"
witchywater11 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:59:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you."
killycal ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:00:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know...but I have a lot of feelings
I_am_pyxidis ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:17:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like this one better, it doesn't include a character's name.
The_YoungWolf ยท 1039 points ยท Posted at 16:07:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow I knew exactly what movie this quote was from. It's like I have ESPN or something.
omgpokemans ยท 247 points ยท Posted at 16:12:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. Can your boobs tell when it's going to rain?
miniatureelephant ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:34:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, they can tell when it's raining.
Crissie2389 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:12:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, but they can tell when it is already raining. feels left tit there's a 75% chance it is not raining right now.
mandatorytoast ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:37:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well they can tell when it's raining.
dfn85 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:33:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, mostly when it's raining...
pzinha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's 30% it's already raining!
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:39:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!
Visualice ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:07:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.
A_Wizzerd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:01:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is a... 30 percent chance this is already my favourite response in this thread!
vanawesome102 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Care to enlighten someone who doesnt?
yourstrulyjarjar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:58:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And 3 other channels!
Tentaye ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:23:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh sweet, do you get all the sports or is it just football?
lolzmon ยท 665 points ยท Posted at 14:52:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."
[deleted] ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 17:29:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you touch each other, you will get chlamydia and die."
Visualice ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:08:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.
tdme13 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:37:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to make you girls a hump day treat
bleakwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually don't know where this is from
AwayNotAFK ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:47:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mean Girls
jcarrey4 ยท 1822 points ยท Posted at 14:09:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This quote is so fetch
๐๏ธ iaskquestionstoo ยท 1588 points ยท Posted at 14:24:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!
CuddlesMcHuggy ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 16:30:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOUCANTSITWITHUS!
fetchwillhappen_ ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 15:30:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that's so fetch.
audioverb ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:59:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gretchen wtf
prozacgod ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:24:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow you've been hanging onto this one for 5 months... I'm impressed.
slnz ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:51:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You gonna Stifle them or what?
Redskinfreak4 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:55:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/gallery/XS5LK
candycv30 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:16:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boo, you whore
Cloudy_mood ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:19:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!!!
skulltrumpetman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:24:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's why her hair is so big. Itโs full of secrets.
tinker_tailor17 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:16:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boo, you whore!
BenjaminHarrisonFord ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:07:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That quote could work too.
wolfboyz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant quote.
plazmablu ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:15:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's streets ahead!
sexyandknowit ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 14:25:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop trying to make fetch happen
frankitx ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:52:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't sit with us!
TheDemon_Inside ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:58:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!!!
QuotingMeanGirls ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:47:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
aw hell naw, I did NOT leave the South Side for this
OMGthatssofetch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:29:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is fetch! ๐
trevorthecerealbowl ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 16:18:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You go Glenn coco
warox13 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:59:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And none for Gretchen Wieners byeeeeeeee
hometowngypsy ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:05:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But her father invented toaster strudel!
UXM6901 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 15:44:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is butter a carb?
Grool.
Relleomylime ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 16:48:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's almost too gay to function.
solomonar ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 17:13:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glenn Coco? FOUR for you Glenn Coco! You go Glenn Coco!
NO_TOUCHING__lol ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 17:35:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I will keep you here all night."
"We can't keep them past four."
"I will keep you here until four."
brogata ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 16:35:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... My girlfriend has named me Karen. As in "god Karen, you're so stupid" I just assume she means I'm pretty and my boobs can tell when it's raining.
likestobacon ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 15:31:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your hair looks sexy pushed back :)
miniatureelephant ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:40:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cady will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
Nolegrl ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:57:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want my pink shirt back!
teganst ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:20:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh HELL no I did not leave the southside for this!
mcc_25_evan ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 16:18:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You Canโt Just Ask Someone Why They're White
skulltrumpetman ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:27:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How Can Our Pink Shirts Be Real If Our Wednesdays Aren't Real?
millsup ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 16:30:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could quite literally quote every single line in that movie and everybody would know what it's from
molrobocop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:54:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drawing a blank. What film?
madsock ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:47:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except all of us that have never seen the movie and had to google the quote.
hometowngypsy ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:04:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get thee to a redbox ASAP.
peacelovecraftbeer ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 14:48:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Boo, you whore!
blindgynaecologist ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:04:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you who're what?
peacelovecraftbeer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn auto correct. Although I don't see how who're is correct. Apparently my phone thinks it's a word. It's supposed to say whore. Sorry. Regina says it to Karen when they're both on the phone with Cady.
blindgynaecologist ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:01:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know, I was messing with you
also, who're is a completely legit word, it's a contraction of who are
Okaylasttime ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:46:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who're you to say it isn't?
peacelovecraftbeer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fixed it ๐
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:48:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She doesn't even go here!
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:21:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't quote Mean Girls right now. I'm trying to lose three pounds.
miniatureelephant ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:41:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't eat Taco Bell, I'm on an all carb diet!
Lankience ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't go to Taco Bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you are SO. STUPID.
KWITHI ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:41:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!!!!!!
Earnin_and_BERNin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:03:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE
cher-ami ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:22:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*She doesn't
boot2skull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You go Glen Coco!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Literally any quote from this movie could answer this question.
D_r0d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YUCANTSITWITHUS! :O
foxhole_atheist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU GO GLENN COCO
RIP_Poster_Nutbag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First one I didn't know
tinned_peaches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You go Glen Coco!
IronMermaiden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TODAY IS OCTOBER 3RD
nomoresugarbooger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
Skinthesun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And none for Gretchen Wieners!
iamjohnbender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You go, Glen CoCo!
CrouchingPuma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't just ask people why they're white!
talkingtampon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice post Janis, what's it made of?
talkingtampon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:21:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YA MOMS CHEST HAIR
HolyShitSnacks82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh my god, Danny Devito, I love your work!"
PortlandSays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could bake a cake out of rainbows and smiles
Adamsax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My birthday is October 3rd. I've gotten mean girls quotes sent to me for pretty much the last 10 years.
kniselydone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my GOD, Karen. You can't just ask people why they're white!
crashlanded ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok. Haven't seen this one. What is it?
Visualice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get in loser, weโre going shopping
UpsetMuffins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly probably the most quotable movie of all time. Almost every thing a character says can be quoted.
DrScientist812 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a mouse. Duh.
daniruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You go Glen Coco!
VikingsFuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.
stb91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!
ThunderCuuuunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs.
And the homosexuals.
avantgardeaclue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I DONT HATE YOU CAUSE YO' FAT, YO' FAT CAUSE I HATE YOU.
meiyoumayo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't go to Taco Bell, I'm on an all-carb diet! God, Karen, you're so stupid!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it sad that I recognized this one, but barely any others?
protegomaxima731 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.
thing24life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Karen: Hey you wanna go to Taco Bell? Regina: I can't go to taco Bell I'm on an all carb diet; God Karen you're so stupid. No one understands me. Gretchen: I understand you. edit: punctuation.
TheMovieQuoteGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will keep you here all night...I will keep you here until 4!
MisterHighway_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco.
SahmIam4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
TheGreatGuidini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina
TheGreatGuidini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She wore army pants and flip flops so I bought army pants and flip flops.
TheGreatGuidini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grool
TheGreatGuidini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4 for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!
DanaPlatoscloset ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god danny devito! I love your work!
ohmygoddannydevito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love your work!
GraySide390 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops..
shirleex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hellllll naw, I did NOT LEAVE THE SOUTH SIDE FOR THIS"
eastcoast77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahah yes good one
Ampersandcastles_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Regina George wore army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.
Viggie7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was like half a virgin when I met him
okuma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only reason I know this quote right now, is I saw that clip yesterday. I've never seen the movie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Regina: Those rules aren't real.
Karen: They were real that day I wore a vest!
Regina: Because that vest was disgusting.
FunkyHenryGale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highest upvoted quote I didn't know the movie.
Liebonaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US
whatwouldpeachdo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!
Viclion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She doesn't even go here!
Jay_Train ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two for you, glen coco
MoXxXxXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two for you Glen Coco! You go Glenn Coco!
VaultBoy42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will keep you here until four.
sarahdempsey1993 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
cjh93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:45:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a 30% chance it's already raining
Thingamajik ยท 1331 points ยท Posted at 13:53:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
Jaywebbs90 ยท 229 points ยท Posted at 16:15:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You come to me, on the day of my daughters wedding, and ask me to do murder?
avolodin ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 20:25:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โ No icing on the day of my wedding!
โ I had to, baby, daddy had to...
Rockinsockinrobot ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:26:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zootopia?
originalcrisp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:52:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
Zeckamaniac ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:04:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
NemesisKane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:13:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Thank you for the dinner and a very pleasant evening. Have your car take me to the airport. Mr Corleone is a man who insists on hearing bad news at once."
fks_gvn ยท 162 points ยท Posted at 16:26:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
josh-dmww ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 21:00:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fact that this isn't the top one is bugging me.
AmberArmy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:59:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll allow it. "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli" is pretty much as well known to anyone who likes (or has simply seen) that film.
josh-dmww ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I meant the top one of the whole post! Hehe
AmberArmy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh right haha yeah I must say I was surprised The Godfather wasn't higher up it's a great film for quotes.
sweetpooptatos ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:09:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's horrible that I had to search forever just to find one godfather reference, and it's not even the most iconic line!
Runade ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:59:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
for real
[deleted] ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 17:27:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in." - Michael Corleone
- Silvio Dante
Chickens-dont-clap ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:47:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-Michael Scott
caP1taL1sm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor Sil...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck I'm only on season 2. Pretty sure I know what happens in the series finale unfortunately. I probably need to stay away from Sopranos references for a while.
caP1taL1sm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody knows what happens in the series finale, that's kind of the point of it, but yes it's one of the greatest shows ever made, especially for its time -- literally opened the gate for shows like Game of Thrones to ever be created in the first place. People didn't realize you could create such art on TV
Thybro ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:29:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think "He'll make him an offer he can't refuse" Or "you come to me, on the day of my daughter's wedding"
Are more recognizable.
eekstatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I believe in America."
huhwhome ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:32:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell Michael it wasn't personal. It was business. I always liked him.
jcarrey4 ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 14:10:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, "You've got mail" is a pretty solid movie...
Stouts ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:27:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The other replies don't seem to understand that this line was in the movie. I got you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB8xPnhpzAM
1HopHead ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:41:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AWESOME!
352Fireflies ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:58:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What day of the week is it?
KazPart2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:24:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was Must Love Dogs
buckus69 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:50:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gump.
parentingandvice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:29:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go to the mattresses!
JollyRancherReminder ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:02:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard "take the cannoli" was improvised. I wonder how many other answers here were improvised.
Pcatalan ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:47:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got mail is a great.film.
MCA2142 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:00:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got mail?
6chan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:25:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny how that was improvized on the spot
_C22M_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:43:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
BlindProphet_413 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:19:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't ever ask me about my business, Kay.
CodeMonkeyX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:54:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww I was 4 hours late on this one. Just re-posted it. ;(
2ndprize ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:29:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And that I do not forgive
barto5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're my brother Fredo, and I love you. But don't ever take sides against the family again.
Mongo1021 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ad libbed.
not4urbrains ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:29:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the best improvised lines in cinema history. The original line in the script was just "Leave the gun."
nman68 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:32:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You have done me a great kindness..."
akaioi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RusskayaRuletka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, this is the first one I didn't know. Made it a good while down the list.
Sub116610 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know it was you, Fredo."
"Smaller piece.."
"I'm Moe Green, I made my bones while you were going out with cheerleaders."
"How do you say banana daiquiri?"
"It's a Sicilian message, it means Luca Brazi sleeps with the fishes."
BAXterBEDford ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:50:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That line was improvised too.
I was going to go with that line or the opening one:
I believe in America.
I thought that line really set the whole tone for the rest of the movie.
the_debastator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:10:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You broke my heart Fredo...
DuhTabby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:27:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn it. I hear Tom Hanks saying this in you got mail....
AlexanderCO ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:03:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always think of You've Got Mail when he's talking about the Godfather.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:55:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got mail!
matenzi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad puts this on Facebook literally every time he watches this movie.
ElMachoGrande ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:15:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One day, and that day may never come, I may ask you to do a favor for me. Until that day, consider this a gift."
thetankburger ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:02:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The quote for the Godfather is ''I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse'', very few people know the quote you mentioned.
Chirp08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People who love the Godfather know that line, it's just as iconic.
877-Cash-Meow ยท 1284 points ยท Posted at 13:53:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
[deleted] ยท 326 points ยท Posted at 14:29:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams...I hope.
hezzospike ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:58:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My soul felt clean after watching that movie.
ArthurWeasley_II ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:38:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I watch it every 7-8 months. Truly cathartic.
jtheotter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:31:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Andy crawled to freedom through five-hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too.
buffbodhotrod ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:37:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a great line in that movie that's overlooked far too often.
W00DERS0N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I hope" is where It gets dusty.
lost_james ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:11:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best movie ever made.
W00DERS0N ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:32:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then it came out the same year as Forrest Gump.
its_not_appropriate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That year, the best picture nominees were Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank, Quiz Show, and Four Weddings and a Funeral. Great year for movies.
RagingAardvark ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:23:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ugly crying, every time.
MCA2142 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:58:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lik dis if u cry evertim
justSFWthings ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:10:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen this movie so, so many times. I've read the novella twice.
And yet this quote makes me well up every time.
fleetber ยท 299 points ยท Posted at 14:17:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BROOKS WAS HERE
[deleted] ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 15:47:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SO WAS RED
hockeysauce ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:59:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I could shoot the manager while I was at it, sort of like a bonus.
Throwaweiye ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:09:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know what movie you're referring to... but my name is Brooks.
inibrius ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:24:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shawshank redemption.
RageNorge ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:25:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GO FUCKING WATCH THAT SHIT! BEST MOVIE I EVER WATCHED.
Taer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:04:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like, imediately.
inibrius ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:26:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if not sooner. Probably top 2 or 3 best movies ever made.
nubaeus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can someone explain why? I just saw it for the first time last week and was rather underwhelmed.
RageNorge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually I can't explain why I like it so much, I just do! :)
UndercoverEgg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:21:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't very successful at the box office when it first came out but it kind of grows on you so maybe give it another try
s33761 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is a shame you really missed out.
nubaeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Considering the global rave reviews, I feel the same way. Was hoping someone would be able to elaborate on why it's such a great movie.
EticketJedi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, funny story. A few years ago I caught Shawshank once during one of its million or so runs on TNT. They get to the Brooks part and by the time he drops I am crying like a baby (like always).
At the end of the sequence, they cut to commercial. The very first fucking ad they show is James Whitmore selling Miracle Gro.
Yes, seconds after Brooks died... the actor that plays him was selling fertilizer.
I just turned off the tv at that point.
2po2watch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Red too.
NikkoE82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MONSTER_HUGS WAS HERE.
DontBeScurd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So was Rita Hayworth
trog12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So was Red
justSFWthings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STOP IT I'M ALREADY CRYING OKAY? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
TenSecondsFlat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The police might never find Andy and Red, but whoever owns that apartment might want to.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And now I'm crying.
CraigKostelecky ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:34:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So was Red.
EticketJedi ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 14:47:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I just miss my friend
W00DERS0N ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:34:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Red's last parole hearing is when things really kick into gear.
MermaidMathematiques ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:46:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fall Out Boy?
kutjepiemel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought of Goldfish.
buckus69 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:51:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's goddamn right.
Portmanteau_that ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:26:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CALL J.G. WENTWORTH
riotgirlckb ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:49:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Some birds aren't meant to bw caged, their feathers are too bright"
jcarrey4 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:10:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope.
CraigKostelecky ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:35:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
CraigKostelecky ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:34:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's goddamn right.
thereisonlyoneme ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:56:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I being obtuse?
HangPotato ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:47:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes?"
robul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:32:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First reminded me of Suits, then reminded me of the movie
loukitch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:19:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes?"
Narissis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You eat when we say you eat! You piss when we say you piss! And you shit when we say you shit!
siahbabedblsiah ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:57:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get Rich or Die Trying, starring 50 Cent
OtherKindofMermaid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same ole shit, different day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Outlaw Josey Wales?
TheTommoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I must admit I didn't think much of Andy, first time I laid eyes on 'im"
kernunnos77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonesome Dove.
DjangoSpider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's Goddamn right.
LilSebastian12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're goddamn right!
newfarmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely goddamn right.
Fondatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't waste time with losers.
therock21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Currently on Netflix
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's goddamn right.
ThachWeave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know this quote, and I can even hear him saying it in my head, but I haven't seen the movie. I have no idea where I know it from.
Ganjisseur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this has been said so many times that I'm not sure if it matters
Noctroewich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What I thought this was the original pilot of TOS of Star Trek at first haha
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(Do your part to save the scene and stop going to shows)
footyDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any excuse to link to this fantastic little comedy sketch of the movie.
I mean who could fail to love the lines "If you ever get out go to Zihuatanejo? Say what-a-what-now?" Mexico just flying, so get busy living or get busy dying" and "straight outta prison i'm a Morgan Freeman". Genuis.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Jaywebbs90 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:18:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving Miss Daisy?
Throwawayjust_incase ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:45:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Huh... I just saw that movie two days ago, and I didn't get the quote...
aarong914 ยท 7502 points ยท Posted at 14:20:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHAT ARE YE DOIN IN MAI SWOMP?!!"
deathwaveisajewshill ยท 2268 points ยท Posted at 16:44:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
aarong914 ยท 1806 points ยท Posted at 16:51:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
REDDIT WAS GONNA GOLD ME
Edit: Look, one of you is gonna get gold and I'm telling you right now it's not gonna be me. Good luck.
Edit 2: HOLY FUCK
[deleted] ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 18:09:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But you aint the sharpest tool in the thread
Mowr ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 00:55:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She was was lookin' kinda young with her finger and her thumb
_NoOneSpecial ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 01:10:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IN THE SHAPE OF AN UPVOTE ON HER THREAD
LDWoodworth ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 02:05:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WELL THE FEELS START COMING
2_LITERATE_HOBOS ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:28:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN
ShortWarrior ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:04:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN
Steeva ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:08:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just like the energizer bunny ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
_NoOneSpecial ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:38:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FED TO THIS SUB'S RULES
EpicLegendX ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:54:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HIT THE FRONTPAGE STUNTIN'
_NoOneSpecial ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:55:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO MAKE SOME PUNS
PrizmaMaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:36:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IDK WHAT RHYMES WITH PUNS...SO BUNS?
Boothiepro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SO MUCH SHITPOST ON THE FRONTPAGE
northy15 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:38:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH X-POSTING FROM CRAP SUBS?
mustangwolf1997 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:23 on June 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T VOTE!
YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T POST!
aarong914 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:12:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one deserves gold. I shoulda said that.
ima-weezal ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 17:21:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry friend don't get your hopes up.
aarong914 ยท 112 points ยท Posted at 17:22:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guess I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
ima-weezal ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:32:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope you do get gilded.
aarong914 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:37:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It could be a Christmas miracle, but I'm Jewish
khublakhanquest ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 17:58:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND ITS NOT FUCKING CHRISTMAS YET.
aarong914 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:00:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, shit happens
Keaner81 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:14:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't change the movie thread.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yo chill how is he supposed to know that, hes jewish
ShortWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what would make it a miracle.
khublakhanquest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, thats one of them stupid regular miracles.
ShortWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With that attitude, it is.
-TheCabbageMerchant- ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:29:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
July is almost here, so...
mrmahoganyjimbles ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:32:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, they always gild the person who replies to the guy asking for gold.
KnightOfNights ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, for some reason begging for gold works every time and it's kind of annoying because it just encourages more pointless begging for gold comments that are irrelevant to the discussion
mrmahoganyjimbles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What I was doing was clearly begging, but I think /u/aarong914's comment was pretty creative.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as the normal ones, I was just lamenting them in general...just one of those pet peeves
Datduckdo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:05:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These edits are pander more than hillary Clinton jesus
TupacShabiggie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IM NOT THE TOP COMMENT IN THIS THREAD
Spr0in ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M FEELING KIND OF TRASH AS I SIT HERE ON MY ASS BROWSING THE FRONT PAGE ON MY BED
PC-UMassBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU AIN' THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE THREAD.
Skellicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at all those replies that turned out to be wrong
rubixium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I aint the best one in the thread
DoctorPenisEnvy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS DOESN'T EVEN FIT THE MELODY.
KulaanDoDinok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HE'S NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THIS THREAD
FekUrBetch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try. Gold isn't that great anyway I hear. Just an extra sub talking about how they got gold.
ThisIsAlreadyTake-n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You tried. That's a gold in my book.
RIOTS_R_US ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:39:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gild meeeeeeeeeeeee.e.e.e.e.e.e.ee.e..e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e..e.e
ZZMthesurand ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 18:03:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
doublejpee ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 18:11:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
Jamzthegod ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 18:12:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB
Boothiepro ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 18:14:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB...
captainpink ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 18:17:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IN THE SHAPE OF AN L ON HER FORHEAD
SacmanJones29 ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 18:18:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
anyusernameyouwant ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 18:18:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THE YEARS START COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
That_secret_chord ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 18:20:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING
Mightymushroom1 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 18:22:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN
nighthawk475 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 18:28:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB
RVelts ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 18:32:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE
renegade_9 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:34:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACK STREETS
plsHelpmemes ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:44:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO
Osombie ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 18:46:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW
darkplane13 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 18:54:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR
RandomBoltsFan ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 19:02:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY
VagrantAISystem ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:16:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEY NOW, YOU'RE A ROCK STAR
BlaZerNOR ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:30:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAID
Sakashar ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:31:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOOOOLD
Nighthorder ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:33:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MO-OULD
Throwawaylikeme90 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:36:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SOMEBODY ONCE ASKED COULD I SPARE SOME CHANGE FOR GAS.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:39:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I NEED TO GET MYSELF AWAY FROM THIS PLAAAAACE
TomToffee ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:47:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I SAID "YEP, WHAT A CONCEPT"
anyusernameyouwant ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:47:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I COULD USE A LITTLE FUEL MYSELF."
Redzombie18 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:57:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND WE COULD ALL USE A LITTLE CHAAAAAANGE
Ruft ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:04:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WELL, THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
Mightymushroom1 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:59:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING
GreyRobe ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:31:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN
TomToffee ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:36:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB
Ruft ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:55:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SO MUCH TO DO, SO MUCH TO SEE
fogh1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:38:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACK STREETS
Nightslash360 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:33:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACKSEAT
KetchupGuy1 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:40:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO
themaxcharacterlimit ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:51:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW
kat413 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:10:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR
Mightymushroom1 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:54:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Streets*
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:13:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SO MUCH TO DO, SO MUCH TO SEE, SO WHATS WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACKSTREET
needhelpmaxing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
GreyRobe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Donkey, two things okay? Shut...UP!
Kvothealar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DOESN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN
RX8Racer556 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:22:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN
fhqhe ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 18:25:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
NancyTheDriver ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:27:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
SacmanJones29 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:31:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
ADreamByAnyOtherName ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:35:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
RiskyBrothers ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:46:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
robster2015 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:53:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
VarioussiteTARDISES ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:31:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
Jamiku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND THE COMIN' DON'T STOP
checker200 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:50:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
electric-blue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING
Blotto_80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WATCHING X FILES WITH NO LIGHTS ON
Raknarg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ftfy
Three_Muscatoots ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:13:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The world was macaroni
Mercinary909 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew someone who would always sing it this way and I still always think it when I hear it and have no idea why because I haven't seen her in like 10 years. Is this from something?
Three_Muscatoots ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's a youtube parody from way back. It became popular with kids.
Mercinary909 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:40 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you. I'll look it up.
Mr_Gilmore_Jr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:06:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year.
JustSomeFoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More like:
someBODY once told me
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:06:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
ironhide24 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:29:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND
jazzmunchkin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SOME-
smitty153 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The world is gonna roll me, i aint the sharpest tool in the shed.
mrpeach32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mouth Sounds
tycho_brohey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A shrek was gonna roll me!
MicSta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OH HELLO THERE!
xerxerneas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THE WORLD IS MACARONI
reincarN8ed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More like: SomeBODY once told me...
goalstopper28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The grass is much greener...on the other side
stro_budden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I'm one of the few who relate this song to Mystery Men and not Shrek.
JamEngulfer221 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to take a moment to mention /r/Smashups
purpledomerock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The world is macaroni
Jerbear02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That I could make some money by bullying some people online
thomas7644 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck I irrationally hate smash mouth. Seeing a picture of him ruined shrek for me.
thealaskinwonder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The world is half baloney
clever_cuttlefish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THAT YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND THAT LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND.. wait...
hbgoddard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shrek is my favorite Smashmouth album
ScenicFrost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The world was macaroni
IAmTheZeke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SUM body once told mee
strider_sifurowuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WELL
THE YEARS START COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN
waltjrimmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His school would not enroll me.
I wished I'd stuck with muggles instead
charizardbrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And they dont stop comin And they dont stop comin And they dont stop comin And they dont stop comin
CruisingSouthampton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That you had a boyfriend.
TheCoolman78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THAT I COULD MAKE SOME MONEY
PacoTaco321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THAT YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND
helpimstuckinabook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:45:57 on June 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
someBODy*
agentpatsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THAT YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND
Raknarg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
in February?
zhaase20 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:03:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The world was macaroni
newbie972 ยท 5388 points ยท Posted at 15:59:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Backdoor Sluts 9?
karmyscrudge ยท 1340 points ยท Posted at 17:24:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Backdoor Sluts 9! That's makes Naughty Nurses 2 look like Crotch Capers 3!
Brave_Sirr_Robin ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 19:19:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I haven't seen crotch capers 2 will I understand the plot in 3?
Quadrillionclock ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 19:35:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely not, I reccomend you watch Crotch Capers 2 and Lusty Lesbos 1-4, which takes place in the same universe and explains some of the loose ends in the main series
branedead ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:41:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"loose ends"
Alllife13 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:59:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make her pussy look like a punched lasagna!"
SexLiesAndExercise ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:07:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Like someone brutally murdered a curtain delivery guy".
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:47:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How the hell do you know?!
tonytroz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:52:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read about it in People.
I_Xertz_Tittynopes ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:34:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a porn on the TV guide called "Sack Lunch 5". I wish I had the porn channels then, because I would have loved to see what that was.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:03:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
blackoutbiz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:47:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can we all agree Crotch Capers 4 was merely a phoned in money grab?!
jfb1337 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:01:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/unexpectedfactorial
BrotisBoughtAHouse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, weapons of ass destruction 3 I believe.
aarong914 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 16:01:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you a fuckin psychic?
newbie972 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:02:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see ded people
VinnyBacon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh oh oh, I know that one!
tragicallyawesome ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:54:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all oger now
Ponyboy-Curtis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:03:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord of the Rings?
zaceggs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:54:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so glad that I'm not the only one to use this line.
justpornthingsxxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
South Park 4 life yall
tim_jam ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:43:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it was 8 iirc
thatwasnotkawaii ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:51:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually 5, BDS6 is where it all turns to shit
LazyWithUsernames ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:05:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gross. I approve.
Prime89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A true classic
Dr_Winston_O_Boogie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nine really answered all those questions left over from the first eight films.
lumberlung ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no, not that one!!!
Smooman21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, Fisting Firemen
Laniert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That whore is stealing our lemons!!
signalpower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wish I had double upvotes! :)
Aquagoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!
not-a-pretzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back door sluts 9 makes crotch capers 3 look likeย naughty nurses 2!
IronedSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
think more hardcore
Suqamadee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I didn't know they made a ninth installment of the Backdoor Sluts series!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
British Backdoor Sluts 9
Ihavenofriendzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/unexpectedfactorial
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I felt like Backdoor Sluts 9 was just an excuse to bring back the characters from Back Door Sluts 8.
CaptainFilmy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They should be used to things in their swamp
bookon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Backdoor Sluts 10: Swamp Ass
NoSenseSlick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good guess, but the answer's actually Buttfuck Sluts Go Nuts 29.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, James and the Giant Peach.
TheHongKongBong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ass Assault 3?
HeughJass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Backdoor Sluts 5: Oger Achievers
blaimjos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughy Nurses 2!
Nonsense_Replies ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:38:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sally's backdoor creampie 3, actually
c8h10n4o2junkie ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 17:18:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Stakely ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:51:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait."? Parfaits are delicious!
AvacadrosNumber ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:21:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Old Gregg?
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:30:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
mel0n_l0rd ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:37:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuzzy little man-peach
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:12:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whataya doin' in mah watahs?
Camshaft92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?
XeonBlue ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:55:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do Donkey, that'll do.
riotgirlckb ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:47:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder"
Juicedcow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:03:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shining 2 : Ogretastic
Guyote_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:25:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's never ogre
MMoney2112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
its all ogre now
mortiphago ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:22:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grimgor Ironhide n da Boyz?
jayhawk03 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:48:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alligator goes to Disney?
Do_it_in_a_Datsun ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:31:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin hell...
dragon-cookies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not the gumdrop buttons!
The_Gryffindor_Ghost ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all ogre now.
aboy461 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shrek is love, shrek is life
AltimaNEO ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shrek is love. Shrek is life
dub_side ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We were forced to come here!
agumonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only a true friend would be that truliant.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://whatareyoudoinginmyswamp.com/
Slenderpman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ogres are like onions,... They have layers."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Empire strikes back!
TheDovahkiinsDad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the few I'm actually drawing a blank on...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the first one I didn't get.
I watch too many movies...
Ruft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't we just settle this over a pint?
rhiyonce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to save my ass
meiyoumayo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all ogre now.
Araama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm makin' WAFFLES :D!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not ogre..
Hoabert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Easy. Return of the Jedi.
memento_vivere23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And in the morning... I'M MAKIN WAFFLES
iamnotsurewhattoname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yoda?
Stewbodies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like that boulder. That is a niiiiice boulder.
xhankhillx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idk the movie from the quote, but going to guess it's shrek because of the accent you wrote in? scottish is the only accent you can write in I think
Camshaft92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all ogre now
francostine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wayne Rooney biopic?
takatori ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one, I don't know
ThreeLeggedTranny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First one I don't know.
1024newteacher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Old Greg?
the_nidificator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all ogre now.
aarong914 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That joke is SO ogreused.
(That'll deu donkeh, that'll deu)
runtimemess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was only 9 years old
Vrael22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bender's Game
dust1ng0ff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Old Greg
Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so glad someone did Shrek.. good movie haha
mel0n_l0rd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
LordGalen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is my swamp."
Dahvood ยท 6625 points ยท Posted at 13:32:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.
tbast ยท 584 points ยท Posted at 17:01:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Listen, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government!
galkardm ยท 302 points ยท Posted at 17:38:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. "
I_am_Bob ยท 220 points ยท Posted at 17:53:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I went around saying I was emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
rbaltimore ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 22:57:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Help, help, I'm being repressed!
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 00:30:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM
TylerDurdenRockz ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 00:16:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, didn't you?
evoblade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, bint. I've been trying to figure out what he said for a long time.
outofunity ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:52:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I went 'round sayin' I was emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Chippy569 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:05:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kerrigore ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 18:07:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!
AnEmptyKarst ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 18:57:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:45:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You see that? That's what I'm on about.
Keemdiddly ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:23:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lets not argue and bicker about oooh killed oooh, this is a wedding, its supposed to be a joyous event!
thepukingdwarf ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:12:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come witness the violence inherent in the system!
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 18:48:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Supreme executive authority is derived from the MASSES not some farcical aquatic ceremony!
HarveySpectr ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:02:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
xixoxixa ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:48:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a post on /r/changemyview not too long ago explaining why this is a better system than what the US currently has.
tbast ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:55:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember that! I really enjoyed it.
Smallfry310 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:50:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
for the lazy: https://www.reddit.com/r/changemyview/comments/4k83qf/cmvstrange_women_lying_in_ponds_distributing/
NbdySpcl_00 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:01:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
out of context, i would have to call that a risky click. Just sayin.
letmereaddamnit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:12:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED!
outofunity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In some farcical aquatic ceremony.
luckymotherduck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:41:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This made me lol so much. What an amazing line.
PineappleZest ยท 3535 points ยท Posted at 14:32:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You and all your silly English kuhhhhhhhhhniggits.
mailpip ยท 1582 points ยท Posted at 16:18:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Took me 20 years and over 20 viewings of this movie before I got that they were just phonetically saying "knights" - I am dumb! ;)
Edit: Wow - I couldn't figure out what was happening with all the notifications. This is my most points ever. Thanks guys and gals - I feel just a tad less dumb now.
PineappleZest ยท 112 points ยท Posted at 16:46:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually just saw this on Reddit a few months ago. Mind = blown, so I'm with you there! :D
BigBolognaSandwich ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:46:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Couple seasons ago on Game of Thrones, Sir Davos was learning to read and read the word night as niggit. It made me think of Holy Grail and lol.
Sharkfightxl ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 18:15:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just learned that the "your mother was a hamster" line implies she was promiscuous, since hamsters breed prolifically, and the "your father smelt of elderberries" implies that he's a drunk, since they are used to make some liquor.
silkysmoothjay ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 19:35:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
It's also cheap booze, so it implies that he's not just a drunk, but a poor drunk.
GeekyCartoonist ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:34:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow! And here I always thought it was just a silly saying!
Frankiesaysperhaps ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:00:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well whaddaya know. TIL
DwendilSurespear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Huh!
[deleted] ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 17:23:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AFAIK that's actually how it used to be pronounced.
ThaddyG ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 17:58:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of silent letters in English are there for that reason. Pronunciations change more easily than written forms.
APiousCultist ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:09:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, the only silent letters that were never meant to be pronounced are generally only there because the word was 'standardised' to look more French/Latin/whatever language was considered 'proper' at the time.
medsl ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:08:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And so, from hour to hour, we ripe and ripe, And then, from hour to hour, we rot and rot; And thereby hangs a tale.'
JimmySinner ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:17:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For those of you who don't get the reference here, this is a really fucking good pun from Shakespeare's As You Like It that has that was lost for a few hundreds years because the change in English accents.
Link at the appropriate time, but the whole video is worth watching.
Rahbek23 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:04:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See: Isle.
wizardofhex ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:05:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sea isle
GrimnirOdinson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:05:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Senile see aisle
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
WookinForNub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isle is a word.
agumonkey ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:37:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Read that last month on reddit.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:55:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if he's right, but I had an English professor that claimed it was pronounced "kuh-neecht."
2rgeir ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:30:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same with the other kn- words.
Knife
Knee
Knead
Knit
Know
knot
Their cognates are still pronounced with the hard "K" in the other germanic languages.
Gl0riousGr0uch ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:41:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it bad that i say Kuh-nuckle head?
SketchBoard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:50:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it improves it.
Gl0riousGr0uch ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:55:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks
Kuh-nuckle head.
DoktorZiegler ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:33:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it's like the other Germanic languages, it would probably be "Kneecht" with a hard K but only one syllable, and with the CH sounding like it does in German.
illiquar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not 'kuh-', it's one syllable. Somewhat similar to the Dutch pronunciation here: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/knecht#Pronunciation
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heh, I'm from Georgia so that may have been our accents drawing it out a bit more.
druedan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are right, when I was in high school we read The Canterbury Tales in the original Middle English and my teacher made us read parts of it out loud in the original pronunciation.
Words were weird then.
ChaoChai ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:00:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From Old English, cognate with Dutch and German knecht ("servant").
thetarget3 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:31:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still pronounced like that in other languages, like Danish.
RomanNumeralII ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:31:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Almost! The k used to be pronounced, but the gh wasn't pronounced like a g. It was [รง], the same sound as the ch in German ich and similar to the first sound in the English word hue for some speakers. And like in "kuhniggit", the i was short, not long.
NillaCookie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:39:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
According to my linguistics professor, the word spellings we have now are based on the pronunciation of before.
shadow_fox09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They used to say kuhnife for knife, too.
Ginger-42 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:42:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
..................You have enlightened me.
Cebelica ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:55:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enliggitened
FTFY
Gryphon0468 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You embiggened his know-store.
DentRandomDent ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:39:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit!
nightmareconfetti ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:11:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 15, I was in a long distance phone relationship with a boy from a church camp (my parents were amused), and we would watch movies together on the phone and when I explained this to him, he was SHOCKED. He wasn't exactly a genius but he was genuinely impressed that I knew that about the line.
PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:05:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the sweetest thing I've heard in a long time.
Cheers you hamster you.
nightwing2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They told me I was daft to building a swamp, but I built anyway. It sank into the swap.
...so, I built again. That one burned down, fell over, and sank into the swamp.
...but the third one stayed!"
"But father, I don't want to get married."
"What's wrong with her? She's got huge... ...tracts of land.
Ernest, you bloody idiot. We live in a swamp. We need all the land we can get!"
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:24:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just called her a whore, that's what the "your mother was a hamster" line means
PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:29:42 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...that was the point
Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:43:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's even funnier because the French language isn't phonetic.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joke is deep
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The french language is someone speaking latin with peanut butter in their mouth, after they've suffered a stroke
overkill ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:40:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are not alone.
Rev2743 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! TIL
cotsy93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooooooooohhhhh... I see now.
spacester ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ditto. And a very smart friend of mine as well.
ZouDave ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously dumb.
Why the fuck have you only watched that movie once/year on average? DUMB!
wiredpersona ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:30:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I'm not mistaken that's actually the Middle English pronunciation of Knights. Middle English is an extremely phonetic language.
teslacannon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not alone.
geared4war ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well... TIL...
The_Prodigal_Pariah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This actually prompted me to pronounce "night" phonetically in the sae manner(as a joke) years ago.... and now I find myself doing it still, usually as a default/not on purpose.... which in a professional environent it's embarrassing, and I'm like, "I'm an idiot".
Tl;dr: idiot.
skraptastic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:49:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My wife and her brother both came to this realization at a party a couple of years ago. My wife is an English teacher and never got the joke.
I still make fun of her for it today.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well... TIL.
-del2phi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:59:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here.
randarrow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just got the joke....
random42lady ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...I just realized it...guess I never saw it written out!
Mr_Gilmore_Jr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:02:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Took me til a reddit comment a week or two ago.
Onan_Barbarian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did you think it was before the revelation?
whoshereforthemoney ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:42:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which is funny because he's French, and if you've ever seen a Bordeaux Rd, then you know the French are the furthest from phonetics you can get.
blackoutbiz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
for me, I was watching an old Katt Williams special, about how he spelled knife wrong; spelling it n-i-f-e. If the teacher wanted him to spell it k-n-i-f-e, it should pronounced as kunife.
sometime after that, watched the holy grail again. the joke finally clicked. laughed at the joke for 4 minutes or so. was later stunned at my stupidity for for 10 minutes.
Papvin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*are
Sligmit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've only seen Holy Grail 20 times in 20 years? Amateur....
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Until you pointed that out, I never noticed that.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or that the insult actually means, "Your mother was a whore, and your father was a drunkard."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least you don't repeatedly tell people that for twenty years you thought "Billy in 4C" was "Billy Enforzee" and try to act like you've discovered some secret joke when you're really just fucking retarded.
iLLfATEDdEER ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:17:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ummmm, yeah. I knew that all along.
evilplantosaveworld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:56:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Once while quoting it with some friends I got a REALLY dirty look from a black woman. I no longer say it that was in public.
LancesAKing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact- English used to be phonetic, so that's how they would have pronounced "knight". It's one of those odd facts I remember from high school when we had to read/listen to The Canterbury Tales.
Kappist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that I know that, it's so much funnier! Hah thank you
Hviterev ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OH. So that's what he says. Huh. Never woulda thought.
waltjrimmer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They were pronouncing it correctly, from what historians tell me. That's how it used to be said, but because of illiteracy, when someone dropped the k, no one knew how it was spelled and thought that was the right way to say it.
at0mheart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:58:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never figured it out, I read it on Reddit last week
KingdaToro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:25:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's even funnier is that the subtitles just say "knights"!
Miniminotaur ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:29:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omfg. Over 20 years and I never knew that..until now.
luckymotherduck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:39:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes!
Zippo16 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:01:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. I've watched the Holy Grail a dozen times and never knew that. Gahdamn
Sasselhoff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:10:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I feel dumb...I didn't get that until your post. And I've been watching it just as long as you have. Yikes.
JVonDron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:34:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It didn't hit me until Game of Thrones - the scene where Shireen teaches Davos to read.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:37:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 31 and have been watching this film since I was 6 years old. How did I never catch that?!!!!
colefly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:51:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
100 more comments like this and you can be just like me! Rolling in karma perks and joining secret clubs reddit clubs
All you need to do... is sell me your dignity
shellyleopard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:17:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL they were phonetically sounding "knights" :(
Googlesnarks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:08:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's pronounced "knight" not "kuhniggits"
That only happened once!
IronOhki ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 16:59:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am giving you gold because I have only just now in this very moment as a direct result of your post realized he was saying "knights" phonetically.
PineappleZest ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:02:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! That's amazing! :) :) Thank you so much!!
Hakim_Bey ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:33:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had never noticed that it was the French pronunciation of Knights :)
eggfruit ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:45:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ser davos?
skulltrumpetman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why is there a G in night?"
Spocks_Katra ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:08:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am farenchhhh
eskimoboob ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:33:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I showed this scene to my 7 year old daughter just yesterday because she was asking me why I always say "kniggits." She thought the whole sequence was the most hilarious thing she's ever seen. I think we have a new Monty Python fan.
PineappleZest ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:53:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice! I'm hoping my kids will appreciate the humour. My Mom introduced my brothers and I to Monty Python via this movie when I was a kid and I swear we watched it every day for months. Used to be able to quote nearly the entire damn thing. ~Memoriiiieeeesss~
mallocChazz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just call me a niggit?
thesqueakywheel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
EnglishKiniggit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fart in your general direction.
shitheadawardnominee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
SilentStorm5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:18:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper!
Magma151 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I was 19 when I finally realized "kuniggits" was "knights"
BlackGhostPanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And now I need to watch this again.
YouShallBeBanned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English motherfucker do you speak it
debouwvakker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prrffffflttt!!!!
7ate9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! Only WE get to use that word, guv!
The0tanker0us ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is this?
PineappleZest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
udders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are now no longer the knights who say "ni!" we are now the knights who say " ekki ekki ekki pikang ZOOM boing zowzum."
columbus8myhw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
K'nig'hts.
AfriQ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He is not the messiah , he is a very naughty boy!
nightwing2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fart in your general direction.
Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
alfredhelix ยท 936 points ยท Posted at 15:09:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fart in your general direction.
debouwvakker ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:54:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(๏ฟฃใผ๏ฟฃ)ใ General Direction!
Dailydung ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This.
ksmoukaddem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
8oD ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:08:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Passion of the Christ.
Jmidel ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 20:02:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
420 upvotes, I don't wanna mess that up .
EstMan ยท 913 points ยท Posted at 15:16:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
[deleted] ยท 481 points ยท Posted at 16:30:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. They could be carried.
xFXx ยท 484 points ยท Posted at 16:51:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What? A Swallow carrying a coconut?
theshook ยท 406 points ยท Posted at 16:52:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It could grasp it by the husk.
Redskinfreak4 ยท 469 points ยท Posted at 17:00:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a matter of where it would grasp it. It's a matter of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
cosmic_pterodactyl ยท 365 points ยท Posted at 17:11:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second. am i right?
[deleted] ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 17:14:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop this. It's silly.
Rev2743 ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 18:08:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It depends. Is it an african or a european swallow?
[deleted] ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 18:18:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know that! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaegh
Lyratheflirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
re-uses same ragdoll being thrown into a pit cliff
rock_flag_n_eagle ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 18:58:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then again african swallows are non migratery....
cosmic_pterodactyl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:09:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
how do you know so much about swallows?
ObidiahWTFJerwalk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do we know the Earth to be banana shaped?
FromABeardsView ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:10:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where? Is it behind the rabbit?
enzio04 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:17:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
a creature SO foul...
Utming ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:24:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT IS THE RABBIT
DylanCO ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:06:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An African swallow could carry a coconut
WellThatWasSmart ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:27:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah an African Swallow maybe, but a European Swallow, that's what I'm talking about
Danni293 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:21:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then again, African Swallows are non migratory.
mrflippant ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:55:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It could be carried by an African swallow!
NillaWafer664 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:05:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow; that's my point.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:52:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They did the math. I sure as hell wasn't gonna
thesqueakywheel ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:34:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
African or European?
DavyAsgard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole!
cosmic_pterodactyl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:35:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
am i the only one who gives a SHIT about swallows!!
DC_Gooner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not interested!
canipetyour_dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously my favorite part of the movie, thank you for making my day
hotliquidbuttpee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:29:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where he grips it."
Th3BlackLotus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Such butchery of a great dialouge...
Delision ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate to ruin this for you two, but it's actually "grip" not "grasp"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wut if two uv em carried it togetha?
hotliquidbuttpee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Grip it."
Phiggle ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:05:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
..nnnIIIIEHHH!
JimmySinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is it you want?
Phiggle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-huddling and hushed discussion-
WE WANT...
A SHRUBBERY!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Phiggle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not too expensive!
nishkabob1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's just a flesh wound...
JoeyCip ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It could be an African swallow.
Allwhitezebra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He could grip it by the husk!
thwinks ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:18:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a matter of where he GRIPS it. It's a matter of weight ratios. A five-ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut.
mnewman19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It could grip it by the husk.
varisforge ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:05:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact, coconuts do migrate. They often roll into the ocean and get carried away on currents, and have been found in England before.
Some more information: http://www.themarysue.com/monty-python-holy-grail-coconuts/
popfilms ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:37:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tis but a scratch
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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ogoodgod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, we'll call it a draw.
jcarrey4 ยท 327 points ยท Posted at 14:09:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I told them we already got one!
F117Landers ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 15:35:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What? They say they've already got one!"
NotTheRightAnswer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:11:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fechez la vache!
erikoes ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:44:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tehehehe
vervloer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:26:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
u wot m8
Old-Man-Henderson ยท 305 points ยท Posted at 15:13:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are some who call me TIM!
Dapplegonger ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 17:55:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More like
There are some who call me...................Tim?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:17:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thank you!
cygnenoire ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:00:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh look it's the old man from scene 24
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:21:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got no arms left!
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:17:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tis but a scratch!
LetsGetReptarded ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:17:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boyfriend's roommate just started dating a guy named Tim. She will never live it down.
ContrivedRabbit ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:08:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That line was used because he actually forgot his line
dimmmo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/tim
1486592 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, it's more like "There are some who call me... Timmm?"
wnp ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 16:10:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ni!
c8h10n4o2junkie ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:20:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Icky icky pakang zoom boing."
or
"You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest with... A HERRING"!
TheMightyIrishman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:10:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was 'icky icky patang wapow!'?
c8h10n4o2junkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
There seems to be some debate about what they actually said - and by debate, I mean I've seen it quoted a number of different ways various places on the internet. The above is how it is printed on the Knights Who No Longer Say Ni t-shirt from ThinkGeek.com
rbaltimore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We want . . . A SHRUBBERY!
NotAHufflepuff ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:58:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you saying "NI!" at that old woman?
wnp ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:06:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uhmm... yes.
meatloaf_man ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:28:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NI NI NI NI!
Error404- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:56:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are the knights who say .................... NI
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 16:53:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... In castle Aaaarrrrggghhhh. Castle Arghhhh? Perhaps he died while carving it? Well you wouldn't bother to carve "Arrrrgghhh" now would you? Perhaps he was taking dictation?
fulltimeindian ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 15:31:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are the knights who say 'Ni'
maxjerome ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:50:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We demand SHRUBBERY!
Bhaelfur ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:09:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Allons y."
"What?"
"Let's go."
"Oh."
mightymouse513 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:31:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1, 2, 5!
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:03:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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slnz ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:53:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blew my mind when I learned that it's an insult because elderberries were used as male performance aid.
MrPepsiNerd ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 15:19:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, they meant that elderberries were used to make alcohol. Implying that his father was a drunk
muriff ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:13:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And hamsters like to fuck
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:34:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hamsters weren't domesticated until the 1930s and were basically unknown in Europe until the 19th century. There's not really a hidden 'medieval' meaning to the insult. It's possible they meant something anachronistic about hamster reproductive habits but I wouldn't bet on it
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:30:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catapulter la vache!
Chebyshev ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:27:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lololol
Fetchez la vache.
ExFiler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:23:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where is the french accent???
Stoichin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fetchez LA vache!
Tommy2255 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In other words, your mom's a slut and your dad's an alcoholic.
liammcb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now leave or I will be forced to taunt you a second time.
mostlyrad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Literally every line of this movie would be a bring out your dead giveaway.
dances_with_cougars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you know so much about swallows?
Jeffreyrock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrrrrageous accent you silly king!
Sergovan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fesche la vache. Quoi? Fesche la vache. Oh, the cow.
DevilsLittleChicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We are the knights who say.... NI!"
My_Username_Is_What ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Doomedx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
your mother was a leper gnome
Aztec_Reaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I seriously need to rewatch this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Fenix24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go away before I taunt you a second time!
getridofwires ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me more about how earthquakes may be prevented with sheep's bladders.
atomicrabbit_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's just a flesh wound"
better quote...
Dark-Ganon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its such a clever way to basically call your mom a whore and your dad a drunk...such a classic movie
omar1993 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm kinda rusty, but..Monty Python?
the_bananafish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...I got better
mondof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tis but a flesh wound.
knightni73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ni!
REF_YOU_SUCK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring out yer dead CLANG
Bring out yer dead CLANG
shifty_coder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is the flight speed of an unladen swallow?
Skylin3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ni!
Curtalius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly I'm not sure how many lines on that movie wouldn't immediately identify the movie.
Example : I got better.
Not_Ghetty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So in other words your an eggplant?
qwopax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5 is right out!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your mother fucked everybody, and your father smelt like alcohol.
docbauies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ni!
Keemdiddly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She turned me into a newt! ....I got better....
dirtpuddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Knights_who_say_NIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NI!
HalfSquirrel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Tis but a scratch!
Acidmoband ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not dead."
"He says he's not dead."
"He will be in a minute."
"I'm not dead... I'm happy"
Guiness176 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I read the other top quote "You will not pass" I was thinking the Black Knight and this movie...of course it was "None Shall Pass"
Pm_me_any_dragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasnt it smelt?
outbound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, you have to know these things when you're a king.
Calonius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the most clever insult ever. As silly as it sounds, it literally means "your mother was a whore and your father was a drunk"
For those that didn't know
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A newt?!
rus151 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now go away before I taunt you a second time
BrilliantBrunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Help! I'm being repressed!"
Diodon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it would be more challenging to find a line from that movie that wasn't immediately recognizable!
RealMcRoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are some who call me... Tim?
spinblackcircles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a strange person.
GoTron88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She turned me into a newt! ... ... ... I got better.
fupos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your mother fornicates prolifically, and your father consumes copious amount of gin .
Incontinentiabutts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite python line is definitely.
"Do you find there is something funny with the name.... biccus.... diccus?"
sega20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAAAAYYYYY...
NEE!!!!
AvBigboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
can you even find this movie streaming? I can honestly say i have never watched a monty python movie, and i feel like im missing out.
Zachsyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RUN AWAY!!!
edgarallenbro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, at this point, basically any line from this movie.
My new hobby is to still be able to enjoy quoting this movie by quoting the less quoted lines, that are still really good.
Current favorites:
nunner92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can quote almost anything from this and everyone will know it.
executive313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dont know it
tolsen64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time! I fart in your general direction!
Bconz56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ni!
thestevemeistro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And that my liege is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped."
MDA1912 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ni!
Gabe121411 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHE'S A WICH!
NiggyWiggyWoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
xhankhillx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I'm the only person in the world that dislikes monty python movies (had to google this quote) and finds their work mediocre at best. then again, I'm a 90's baby(1991)... so maybe that's why? I also dislike cheech and chong, but they're really popular... so I dunno
stella_tigre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are the knights who say "Ni!"
UltimateInferno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm invincible!!!!!!
You're a loon.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm invincible!
Hingl_McCringleberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I empty my nostrils at you!
rbaltimore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You could have called me Dennis."
"Well, I didn't know you were called Dennis."
"Well you didn't bother to find out!"
Iamaredditlady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run away! RUN AWAY!
emelbee923 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go away or I shall taunt you a second time
TRexMakingABed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you know she is a witch? She looks like one!
factanonverba_n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
Clockwork_Heart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really, every sentence in that movie is distinct enough to work.
Avatar_Goku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't vote for you!
bigmalakili ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it terrible that I have to fight a deep seated urge to go through this thread line by line and correct all the misquotes?
CamusSartre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring out yer dead.
Here's one.
That'll be ninepence.
I'm not dead.
What?
Nothing. There's your ninepence.
I'm not dead.
'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Yes he is.
I'm not.
He isn't.
Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
I'm getting better.
No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Griffie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whaaaat, is your favorite color?
KWITHI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man I haven't seen that movie in over 10 years. I know what I'm doing tonight!
Vicky314 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She turned me into a newt! ..I got better
Patagonica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are the knights who say...NI!
MopsyWT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could put any line to this movie here and it would be instantly recognizable.
getfuckingreal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If we weren't French, then why would we be speaking in ridiculous accent?
shellyleopard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nu!
Yodaskool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finding Dory!
Hanta3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:09:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to say "she turned me into a newt!"
LetsGetReptarded ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:16:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GoT last week!
Let me in.
No.
Please?
No.
Ple-
No.
LucSnowWalker ยท 141 points ยท Posted at 17:17:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You changed your name to McLovin..?
L0v3r ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:41:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was between that and Muhammad.
LucSnowWalker ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:55:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why the FUCK would it be between that and Muhammed?? Why wouldn't you pick a common name like a normal person???
Lorenzo_Matterhorn ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:03:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Muhammad's the most common name on earth, read a fuckin book
LucSnowWalker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:43:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You look like a future pedophile in this picture number one, and two, it doesn't even have a last name! It's just McLovin!
blackoutbiz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One name? One name?! Who are you, Seal?!
LucSnowWalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fogel, this ID says you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21 man?!
Cheponsky ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:08:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.
dudebroth ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:48:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FAGEL!
LucSnowWalker ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:55:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you park in the staff parking lot? I mean cause you're not staff....
PM-ME-YOUR-WAIFU ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:12:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!
LucSnowWalker ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:30:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We should be guiding McLovin's cock, not blocking it.
PM-ME-YOUR-WAIFU ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:48:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's a good thing. It's the best.
LucSnowWalker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:46:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't rip my sweater, it's vintage. I got it at the vintage market.
benishen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:13:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Superbad is one of my favourite films, and probably one of the funniest films I've seen.
LucSnowWalker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:41:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My all-time favorite comedy
baildodger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:05:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was between that and Mohammed.
LucSnowWalker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One name.. ONE NAME??? Who are you, SEAL?!
imawerido1 ยท 808 points ยท Posted at 14:16:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!"
RagingAardvark ยท 184 points ยท Posted at 16:26:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't nobody understand the words comin' out yo mouth!
BecausePoopsIsFunny ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:29:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AHHHHHaaaaHHHHHHaaaaAAAA!!!!!
LEE! Cahtuh! LEE! Cahtuh!!!!
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:17:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy! You can do that in China, but you gonna get your ass killed out here, man.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:35:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His name is Lee, GODDAMMIT!"
Mr_Gilmore_Jr ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 19:12:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, the bloopers.
"You're wasting film!"
And my favorite
"Damn... he ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3."
Hurgurka ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:17:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always dreamed, to square marden.
FluxCapacitater ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:45:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Filanny, I can let it go.
EMFCK ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:05:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loved when in a later one he nailed "El Pollo Loco".
BobXCIV ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:17:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GEFILTE FISH!
Not Jackie, but still thought it was funny how Tucker couldn't pronounce it.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:02:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll shoot you and say you slipped and fell in the kitchen."
MrsCountryNerd ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 15:33:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here for this. My go-to line when someone can't hear me or doesn't understand what I'm trying to say.
reddit_orangeit ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:09:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man, nobody understands the words comin' outchyo mouth!
omar1993 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:31:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shot in the dark since it's been a while...Rush hour?
FabioElTacobutt ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:03:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
IDownvotecomicbooks ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:36:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take the words and stick em up your butt.
seewhatyadidthere ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stanley?
IDownvotecomicbooks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:35:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yessir
xtinebean ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:13:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It ain't 'you all', it's "y'all"!
Yaw.
Ya'll!
Yaw!
merupu8352 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:06:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
HakunaMatataDreamer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:23:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take that badge, and shove it up ya ass. All up in ya ass.
Raptor231408 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:44:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth... I'm gonna have to eat every chicken in this room
aqua_zesty_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp Fiction?
shroomingthewaves ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:07:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe Rush Hour
I_am_normal_I_swear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super green!
Saucer_dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody understands the words coming out of your mouth!
vfl2017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't nobody understand the words that are coming out of your mouth!
Saucer_dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody understands the words coming out of your mouth!
cclan2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rush Hour 2 introduced me to Michael Jackson when I was 12.
Pokegamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Joonagi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:18:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Lee, no one understands the words coming from your mouth!"
makeitcool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:07:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously i shake my head whenever i see someone say Chris Tucker is insufferable. He's paid to act funny and all fierce and he cracks me up every time. And if the movie's bad, hey, there was nothing to be done. Rush Hour 3 was indeed a subpar movie but you can still enjoy Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker.
Cerberus099 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:49 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
MaMaJillianLeanna ยท 15288 points ยท Posted at 13:33:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You. Are. A. TOY! ...You're an action figure! You are a child's play thing!"
Llama11amaduck ยท 2908 points ยท Posted at 15:21:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Woody, howdy howdy howdy"
"Ha, aaha, gimme that" [snatches hat]
NimbleWalrus ยท 1089 points ยท Posted at 16:21:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That shark is my favorite shark ever.
bl0odredsandman ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 16:34:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about the left shark?
NimbleWalrus ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 16:53:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2nd.
-TheCabbageMerchant- ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:27:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No love for Bruce?
XxsquirrelxX ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:59:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEEEEERRRREEEES BRUCEY!
-TheCabbageMerchant- ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:14:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JUST ONE BOIT!
XxsquirrelxX ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:34:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FISH ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD!
the_fredblubby ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:07:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
Zach_Powers3 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:05:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.
greatGoD67 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:03:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/fuckyouimashark
mirshe ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:34:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/tsunderesharks
The_ThirdFang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pls pls pls. Oh my god it is real that is amazing
lambquentin ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:47:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Pavelski and Burns are pretty awesome too. Can't forget Marleau, Thorton, and the ever mighty Jones.
KANYE_WEST____ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:23:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/sanjosesharks WE OUT HERE
lambquentin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:29:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had to convert to the Blackhawks for my girlfriend but I can't say I don't like them!
nhlgoalie20 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:33:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you must really love her
lambquentin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but we traded hockey teams for basketball ones so it helped even it out. So she went from Bulls to Pels for me.
danman5550 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd take that trade any day. The Bulls are just sad.
hotniX_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:36:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
its easy when they're winning.
What if she was a Panthers fan?
maxhax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's cute, nobody's a Panthers fan.
nhlgoalie20 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:37:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking more on the lines of, the rest of the NHL fans are really starting to hate them
Keroro_Roadster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:51:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/R/tsunderesharks would like to have a word with you.
Timwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that because heโs the snarkshark?
buhluhake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
much better than left shark
Stuppyhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Left shark would like a word.
Shalamster ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:41:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right after left shark.
Gryphron ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not left shark?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:21:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More than left shark? :(
Rushderp ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More than left shark?
secondphase ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 17:56:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i liked Left Shark better...
LouisCaravan ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:55:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to own a Toy Story PC point-and-click game that took you through the movie. If you clicked on the shark in Andy's room, he did this! Hat and everything.
But, if you clicked on him over and over, he eventually popped out with a space helmet and said, "Look, I'm a space ranger! Greetings greetings greeting."
Young me clicked the hell out of that shark.
LUK3FAULK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I had forgotten this game until now
Sirtoshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah I used to play that game so much! Just clicking on random stuff on the screen to see what they did. That shark was one of my favorites.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:25:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fun fact, that scene is a tribute to this far side comic
daboardman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for finding this. Ads a new layer of awesome to my favorite movie as a kid.
CoderDevo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite far side ever.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:50:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/uISXSo6QT7Y
Amphigorey ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:05:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Little known piece of Toy Story trivia: that line is a reference to a Far Side cartoon.
(Cartoon shows a circle of vultures in a desert. One is wearing a cowboy hat and coat, presumably from the unseen body in the middle of the circle. The vulture in the hat says, "Hey, everybody! Look at me! I'm a cowboy. Howdy, howdy, howdy...")
mightymouse513 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:25:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad my sister and I aren't the only ones who love that line. We used to reenact it all the time.
BoxxerUOP ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:47:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Son is obsessed with that movie and that line is the only one that still makes me chuckle 100+ viewings later.
_Fudge_Judgement_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:22:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I appreciate you dedication to the accurate transcription of Woody's sarcastic laugh.
turtlesforpresident ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:49:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY FAVORITE EXCHANGE OF ALL TIME.
SomeWeirdDude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:07:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Becoming a rap shark
Llama11amaduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was amazing
watshouldmynamebe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's a snake in my boot!"
IamnotIvy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favourite quote of all time ll
BeerMineField ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Theres a snake in my boot"
GreyFoxNinjaFan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is my favourite part of Toy Story.
hotniX_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LMFAO for some reason this is was a favorite scene of mine when I was kid......
...Holy fuck Im a 30 year old man now....
Two-EEs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's how my boyfriend greets me in the morning and when I'm upset :)
Spanky_McJiggles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a kid that was the best line in the whole movie
ScoobyPwnsOnU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's actually my favorite moment from that entire movie by FAR
obscurethestorm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say this all the time.
Dragonrooster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"there's a snake in my boot!"
Sabrielle24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me so much of my brother when we were kids. He used to spout this comment all the time after the film came out. Thanks for reminding me of my childhood! :D
zm3124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I quote this all the time and none of my friends remember that part for some reason
TheProtoChris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shark bait hoo ha ha
Darth_Meatloaf ยท 4942 points ยท Posted at 13:54:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
You are a sad, strange little man.
EDIT: a word and a comma
SomeEnglishLad ยท 1317 points ยท Posted at 14:09:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you get it? I'm misses nesbitt!
Piddly_Penguin_Army ยท 206 points ยท Posted at 14:59:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Years of academy training wasted!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:21:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Christ that's funny
Clawless ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:41:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, I just now understand the meta of that line.
TheToolMan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:10:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Care to explain? I know the context.
Clawless ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:06:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tim Allen, the voice of Buzz, presumably making fun of his years of acting training when he's been relegated to voicing an animated toy in a Disney offshoot company (at the time).
TheToolMan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:08:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never heard of Tim Allen.
Clawless ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:10:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I name you liar, "TheToolMan".
ShortWarrior ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:27:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tim "TheToolMan" Allen tries to feign modesty.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOOK! AN ALIEN!
ButtLusting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I.... AM.... YOUR FATHER.....! "
VolcaniKSnaiL ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 14:46:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look buzz theres an alien! ahahahah
gian520 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Z
OtherKindofMermaid ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 17:11:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One minute you're defending the whole galaxy and suddenly you find yourself suckin' down darjeeling, with...Marie Antoinette and her little sister."
copperwatt ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:57:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, that was some good writing in a movie about toys.
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:36:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love it when the movie slides so easily from kid's movie to VERY specific adult dialogue. I was 18 when this movie came out and it still took me years to get this joke.
washichiisai ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:57:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I feel dumb because I don't get it. I mean, it's a funny line, but I suspect I'm missing something.
Murbec ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:04:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Marie Antoinette was beheaded in the french revolution. Neither of the dolls have heads.
Time_on_my_hands ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:29:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, that's dark haha
washichiisai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I need to watch it again. I was just going by memory, and I couldn't remember why it was funny/why it mentioned Marie Antoinette. I remembered it was Sid's sister's dolls, but I thought they were undamaged (since I assume she tries to keep her toys from her brother's clutches).
TooMuchOrca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can... Can you explain it to me?
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody else already mentioned it, but Marie Antoinette was beheaded. The dolls at tea were headless
TooMuchOrca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... Oh
Price_Of_Soap ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:58:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU SEE THE HAT!?
exoticempress ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:12:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One minute you're defending the whole galaxy and SUDDENLY you're sucking down darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and the next minute I'm having tea and biscuits with Marie Antoinette and her little sister.
exit6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One minute your defending the whole galaxy...
MoreTeaMrsNesbitt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More Tea Mrs Nesbitt?
Strawberrymeisje ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Figures the English guy would remember the tea party scene. Heh.
davethedave123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MISS Nesbitt! She would've been pissed at you
theathenian11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One minute defender of the whole galaxy! The next you're sucking down darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister
mushroomkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I named my cat Mrs Nesbitt
cobra-kai_dojo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you get it? Don't you see the hat? I'm misses nesbitt!
FTFY
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're mocking me, aren't you?
Ron-Forrest-Ron ยท 337 points ยท Posted at 14:50:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are a sad, strange, little man.
Ftfy
ParticleCannon ยท 245 points ยท Posted at 15:07:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you have my pity. Farewell.
BlackNexus ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:22:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buzz 2: No! You killed my father!
Zurg: No, Buzz. I am your father.
Buzz 2: NOOOOOOOOOOO
5 minutes later they're playing catch in front of the hotel
Bob_Ultron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:54 on June 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you for real?
BlackNexus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:33 on June 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup.
fine-rusty-knife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vulcan salute
Rokursoxtv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah, well good riddance ya loony!
Chewie-bacca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean that happy child?
sdw9342 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:21:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Typically no comma before little and other size adjectives as it is a cumulative adjective.
quinnly ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 17:30:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who gives a fuck about the Oxford comma?
sdw9342 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen those English dramas
NotThisFucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen the prince, a Llama?!
Ron-Forrest-Ron ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 17:34:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sure
LegendofSquanto ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:40:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're using the Oxford Comma, it doesn't work when writing down two descriptive words
Ron-Forrest-Ron ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 18:38:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sure
Elder_Joker ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:09:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are a sad, strange, little man. and you have my pity
Ftfy
Ron-Forrest-Ron ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:16:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, I have been out Pixar quoted. I tip my toy cowboy hate to you sir.
Elder_Joker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:17:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No hat tipping necessary.
M'internet stranger
Ron-Forrest-Ron ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:18:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
M'Pixar fan.
Elder_Joker ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:22:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not gonna lie: had a shitty day or two in a row (got laid off) but I'm finishing out the next week or two strong: Redditing.
Y'all aight
Ron-Forrest-Ron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:25:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn sucks to here (wo)man, on the bright side, if you get on a game show and the final question is based on Pixar, you will clean up.
Elder_Joker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol-thanks
Dude here. Figure I might as well give my musical career a go, maybe with redditors help, like the hot sauce lady.
Any tips?
Ron-Forrest-Ron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ermmmm, sing well? But seriously, the best way to get yourself established is A. Get yourself a space on the intertent, Youtube, Twitter, Bandcamp, even your own website and B. Take any opportunity you get.
Send us a link, I'll check it out.
Elder_Joker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted so as not to break rules of reddit]
check your PMs
Darth_Meatloaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks!
cal_mofo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a sad, strange little wagon
needhaje ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP has my pity.
SemSevFor ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:30:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I use this quote all the time and people never seem to realize its a quote and give me weird looks
NotThisFucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But are you signing off with the Vulcan salute?
branran ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:19:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you have my pity.
monkey_scandal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:29:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like how he used that line in Santa Clause 2.
NewEraFan10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:42:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you have my pity
Ravenchant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always thought this sounded like a quote from some film noir.
SoupOrJuice13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you have my pity.
Telogor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have my pity. Farewell!
IcarianSkies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you have my pity.
isobane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...and you have my pity."
Earnin_and_BERNin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:02:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAD, STRANGE LITTLE MAN
FTFY
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:17:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you got it wrong and still got upvoted lol
Darth_Meatloaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God, damn. Almost 1,300k from a badly-done quote?
happyflappypancakes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:07:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: This quote does not apply to OP's question.
And I'll tell you why. My grandfather is British and my mother said that to him while talking on the phone. He didn't know the reference and got deeply offended by this personal insult. Demanded an apology or else he was finished speaking.
Darth_Meatloaf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:38:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So a recognizable quote doesn't count because your grandfather once failed to recognize the quote?
Your grandfather's singular moment of forgetfulness doesn't invalidate it.
happyflappypancakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, chill bud, just a fun little anecdote.
KimchiTacos_ ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get the fuck out with your edit, pussy ledditor
Darth_Meatloaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About 1,400 people care less than you do. I'll go with the majority opinion on the matter.
kychleap ยท 960 points ยท Posted at 14:39:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not a laser, it's a little light that blinks!"
Freakears ยท 757 points ยท Posted at 15:12:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's with him?"
"Laser envy."
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 17:37:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How come YOU don't have a laser Wooody?"
copperwatt ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:54:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, that was a penis joke inside a penis joke. It was like docking penis joke.
copperwatt ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 17:56:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got that joke years after watching the movie, just like Pixar intended.
dquizzle ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:35:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It might be my favorite type of humor, when the writer can cleverly disguise an adult joke that both adults and children can laugh at, but for completely different reasons.
copperwatt ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:48:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's basically been Pixar's business model for 20 years. Jeez I feel old..
dquizzle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:30:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which is why I've loved Pixar for the past 20 years. Jeez I feel old too...
chord_O_Calls ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:42:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow I've seen this movie at least 100 time and I've never picked up on this joke.
rahsftw ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:22:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alright. That's enough. We're all very impressed with Andy's new toy!"
BadSniper210 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:55:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That wasn't flying, that was falling with style!"
havfunonline ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:43:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*lightbulb
</douche>
FlameBurger ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:50:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the same thing. The way he says bulb makes it memorable.
thelovebat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember hearing that quote all the time in trailers/promotional stuff.
kobayashimaru13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*lightbulb
ldn6 ยท 315 points ยท Posted at 13:55:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That trilogy makes me cry.
plazmablu ยท 165 points ยท Posted at 14:13:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well get ready, because there's a 4th one coming out.
ldn6 ยท 658 points ยท Posted at 14:18:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be honest, I don't want a fourth one. They wrapped it up perfectly.
SmashMetal ยท 1094 points ยท Posted at 16:11:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You may not want the fourth, but Pixar wants a billion dollars.
loriz3 ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 16:55:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So do i.
loriz3 ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 16:56:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But im not making a fourth of me
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:25:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you were able to make 3 clones, you'd probably be worth that much at least.
loriz3 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:45:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No i wasnt able to even make one which is why i came to the conclusion that i wont make 4
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:47:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe in you.
loriz3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you.
ChickenChic ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:16:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haven't you seen Multiplicity? The fourth clone did NOT work for Michael Keaton...
Volntyr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, just ask Dr. Kreiger
loriz4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fine, I will.
CloudEnt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Story 5 confirmed!
loriz3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i cant make 5 without 4 sorry
CloudEnt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not with that attitude.
loriz3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well you see i have an attitude problem
Mr_Gilmore_Jr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well you better get started on the fifth one buddy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same.
mjselvig ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:54:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you know we're gonna fucking love it.
SmashMetal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate how much I'll love it.
MisfitPotatoReborn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:14:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya know, people thought this exact same thing with the third movie. I still have high hopes
andnowforme0 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:10:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I blame Disney
FlavorD ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:33:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The franchises they bought with Lucasfilm and Pixar are never going to die now. George was fairly content with just being a billionaire and letting the franchise sit, but Disney has shareholders who want to wring everything possible out of it, and any successful Pixar movie.
It will never stop.
Sir__Walken ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:37:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure that Pixar has said they choose what to make. I think they said that if a movie isn't coming together then they'll move on and come back to it.
PancakesaurusRex ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:25:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like that just went flying out the window with the Cars franchise.
Irishman318 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not really. They've had just as many good sequels (Toy Story, Finding Dory from the general consensus) as they've had bad (Cars, Monsters)
Ninjaspar10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly I'm fine with this, it lets them fund the lesser successful and riskier productions that I still greatly enjoy.
Strawberrycocoa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine if they hadn't had the profit margins to make the movie about a cranky old man who misses his dead wife and her whimsical dreams.
ShiftlessRonin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How many billion dollars has Disney made this year?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/NUIkIrqUg38
lawrencejuliano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know, I had an idea like that once. A long time ago.
PancakesaurusRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be honest, I'm disappointed we didn't get at least 3 more Cars sequels and a Finding Nemo prequel before they announced Toy Story 4.
qmriis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This simple statement perfectly describes commerce and consumerism.
Vamking12 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:18:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But the money
stephxen7575 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:32:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fourth is supposedly going to be a search for Bo Peep. If that's actually the plot I don't think it'll be as bad as people expect it to be.
tahonng ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm ambivalent. I thought they wrapped it up perfectly as well. But I love those characters so much, I would love to see them again. The anxiety comes from the possibility that the next one might not be as good.
astrobagel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it makes you feel any better, they say that 4 won't be a continuation of the trilogy, but a stand alone movie. (Though I still wish it would just be 3)
SwimmingAshes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:29:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the ending of the third film was kind of creepy. Either that or Andy is just a massive dork.
Garfunkels_roadie ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:44:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's our massive dork
TraciTheRobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fourth one's story seems pretty good though.
EwoksMakeMeHard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just like Indiana Jones...
wonkothesane13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From what I understand, it's not really a sequel, just the same universe but different characters.
UseOnlyLurk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's like two or three shorts that take place after Toy Story 3. The characters that are still around are very well developed.
singularity2030 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't want a 3rd either then it wound up being the best one.
plazmablu ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, no one wanted a fourth really. It's a cash grab.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:12:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's only a cash grab if they don't have a real story to it. They've done beautifully so far. I expect some care to be taken with the fourth
curtcolt95 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:54:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone said that about the third one though.
MmmmapleSyrup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nooooo! The third one gave me such closure. Let it be you greedy fucks!
Bkbee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heard it's gonna be a love story between Woody and Bo Peep
Garfunkels_roadie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bo Peep left sometime between 2 and 3 so yeah it's about getting her back
ctn91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phrasing!
teawar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO IT ISN'T LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU THE THIRD MOVIE WAS THE END OF THE SERIES.
Ovreel ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:19:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHY
dbryhitman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:17:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Featuring a gay cowboy figure and a trans Potato Head. /s
AbombicTom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When somebody loves you
zoomski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The whole thing?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry :(
Dauemannen ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:56:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, you did say half the name of the movie.
noguchisquared ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He would lose so many game shows.
Im_into_weird_stuff ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:50:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Oh. Well, that's good.
But we're not on my planet, are we?
vensmith93 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:15:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!"
candlesandpretense ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:21:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ending gets me every time.
"Buzz! Buzz, you did it! We're flying!"
"This isn't flying. This is falling with style!"
vensmith93 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:23:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was the moment I realized they became true best friends
NotThisFucker ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:25:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I thought that was when Woody asked for a hand and Buzz threw his entire arm over
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:34:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're mocking me aren't you?
NotThisFucker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright Mr. Light Beer, prove it!
looks at camera so you know you didn't mishear him
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:49:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright then I will!
GokuMoto ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:12:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU. ARE. A TOY!
YOU AREN'T THE REAL BUZZ LIGHTYEAR... AHH YOU'RE AN ACTION FIGURE.
you are a child's. plaything!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM THE REAL BUZZ LIGHTYEAR.
GokuMoto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you actually think that you're the real Buzz Lightyear??
haa and all this time i thought it was an act.
Tanklike442 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:09:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know this one! Its from Small Soldiers!
photogineermatt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:03:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Ailouros_Venom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But we're not on my planet.
photogineermatt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:52:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stephinatorr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pleasantly surprised to see that THIS is the top comment on this thread!! High five
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High five!
THCW ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:47:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just knew before I opened the thread that this would be at the top. Bravo, reddit!
lazygeekmom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
My son watched this movie a lot when he was 3. [https://youtu.be/heI4mC26Q38] (YouTube)
Edit: Fixed link, I think.
Mooptimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like how Tom Hanks is number 1 and 2 in this thread.
worldclassidiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not flying, that's falling with style
dread_gabebo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh ooh! I know this one! Small Soldiers!
pplsuckk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was no way not to read that in his voice
mwmani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swiss Army Man!
tomato_paste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of mice and men.
DoctorJEB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghost busters 2?
retrifix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, Harry
The__Butt__Pirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is from the BDSM version correct?
BrazenNormalcy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity."
Camo341 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!"
"Where?!"
"HGAAHH!......... haha ha ha ha"
DragonThunderSmash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What are you looking at ya hockey puck?!"
Lets_Be_Badguys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Richard Pryor in, The Toy? I loved that movie!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me?
redstorm63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!"
"Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it."
sharpiefairy666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity and beyond!"
daltonb48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not flying, that's falling with style
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't seen this movie in WAY too long!
friendliest_giant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debbie Does Dallas?
UGAllDay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest runny
UndisputedGold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just watched that scene a couple minutes ago
The__Imp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite Richard Pryor movie.
copperwatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You are a sad, strange little man" was a staple insult growing up.
ash07126 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a snake in my boot!
Recaduma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I instantly read that in Tom Hanks voice.
akiba32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're not aiming for the truck
muppet_mafia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terminator?
m0745 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's a snake in my boot!"
magetea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a snake in my boot!
SaiyanMaster95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're not aiming for the truck!"
tawnyq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Partysaurus Rex.....look it up. :)
DBREEZE223 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not flying it's falling with style
Throtex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play?"
... oh, wait.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey look I'm Picasso."
omar1993 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Story!
marsephel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Will Andy pick me?" shake shake... "DON"T COUNT ON IT?? AWWWWWW-- GAAAAH!"
_luke_the_duke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not flying, that's falling with style!
Sgrandd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe...maybe not...maybe fuck ya self..
obste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a snake in my boot!
The_Alchemyst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Somebody poisoned the waterhole!" That was my favorite lol
Atomicpsycho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I totally read that in tom hank's voice.
jamesjimmy23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You are a sad, strange, little man. You have my pitty. FAREWELL!"
MikeyKnutson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Backdoor Sluts 9?
BaefullWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THERE'S A SNAKE IN MAH BOOT!!"
Nasuki3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity, and beyond!"
Nasuki3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity, and beyond!"
Nasuki3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity, and beyond!"
Nasuki3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity, and beyond!"
Nasuki3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity, and beyond!"
Nasuki3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity, and beyond!"
bpi89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Small Soldiers! Wait... Shit.
Helbig312 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's not flying. He's falling, with style.
kajarago ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The word you're looking for is Space Ranger."
"The word I'm looking for I can't say because there are pre-school toys present!"
willdcraze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
CrazyCrackers14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey ham, look! I'm Picasso!
"I don't get it."
"You uncultured swine!"
AWildAnonHasAppeared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Andy's mom also has toys named Woody and Buzz
Visualice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No idea what that is, actually.
KrystallAnn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the first one that I know what movie it is. I need to catch up on movies apparently.
Schumarker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Mrs Nesbit!
nmddl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I know! Indian In A Cupboard!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT
MissNesbitt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dont you get it? Don't you see the hat?I'm Mrs. nesbitt
Secret_Life_of_Trees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not flying. That's falling with style!
Gubblie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about "To infinity and beyond!" or "There's a snake in my boot!"..
dsfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is no time to panic." "This is the perfect time to panic."
wotad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what film ;o
LovesFLSun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We see everything..so play NICE!!
Heroshade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Hard.
trodenkirch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/delicioushotshmoes
Zeolance ยท 11574 points ยท Posted at 13:31:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
mac-0 ยท 1717 points ยท Posted at 15:22:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says bad mother fucker."
Filthy_Bastard ยท 604 points ยท Posted at 16:50:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love that he says it like he should already know which wallet it is and them looks at him annoyed.
TheGreat_Danton ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 18:53:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well if I had to guess which one was his wallet out of that bag, it'd probly be that one
CoderDevo ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:32:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember trying to imagine what a bad mother fucker's wallet should look like. I mean a really bad ass mofo would carry a serious, no nonsense wallet with real substance, right? (Pulls it out of the bag.) Nope, it's the one that literally says bad mother fucker. Such an intense scene, I was really surprised by the gag.
TheTalentedMrBryant ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 17:38:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mace Windu's lightsaber in Star Wars apparently has Bad Motherfucker written on it.
supfaggot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this fact? I want proof!
TheTalentedMrBryant ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:02:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm pretty sure I read it in a Samuel Jackson interview. I'll look it up.
Edit: here is Mace Windu himself telling the story on the Graham Norton show. http://youtu.be/ubyo5eZz_Jc
supfaggot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lmfao! He says it so casually so I believe it!
jesuisfleur ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:30:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I even bought the same wallet in case someone robs the diner while I'm having breakfast.
astrakhan42 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:54:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I'm just remembering how hilarious it was that Jules' bible verse is on Nick Fury's fake headstone in Winter Soldier.
[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 15:59:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was Samuel Jackson's real wallet.
AmethystZhou ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 17:12:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was Tarantino's?
[deleted] ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 17:17:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was one of theirs, maybe you're right, its not like im about to check something before i post it on reddit! How Dare YOU SIR?!?
ProfessorButtercup ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:51:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was Tarantino's lol
Gl0riousGr0uch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:42:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which makes it all the more surprised tbh. I kinda wanna get that wallet.
pixelmonger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:03:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here ya go.
https://www.bmfwallets.com
Bigfrostynugs ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:47:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now they mass produce it. I have one and it's great for small talk when I'm paying at the grocery store.
Gotta let people know somehow.
IamGimli_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:02:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He got it when he graduated acting school.
ZWQncyBkaWNr ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:00:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?"
TheForceIsWithBrew ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:55:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Royale with Cheese
Scotty346 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:00:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had that wallet (got it online) and I lost it in a store at Disney World. I got a call from them a little while later and when I went back to retrieve it they had it all wrapped up so no one could see what it said.
SantaIsRealEh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
homedoggieo ยท 14070 points ยท Posted at 13:46:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finding Nemo! great film
JohhnyTheKid ยท 6482 points ยท Posted at 13:54:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes I especially liked the part where they questioned Dory about her "dead nigger storage"
ALLSTARTRIPOD ยท 2072 points ยท Posted at 14:00:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Especially the part when she replied to them in Whale.
sinister_kid89 ยท 10582 points ยท Posted at 16:17:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dooooo yoooouuuuu seeeee a siiiiiign ooooooon my laaaaaawn thaaaaat saaaaays deeeaaaaaad niiiiiiiggger storaaaaaaaage?"
AngryFanboy ยท 805 points ยท Posted at 16:47:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some people say that Ellen DeGeneres is racist for saying the line but I disagree.
livin4donuts ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 18:36:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
It's art, it would have been more racist for her to censor herself.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Other people say she is racist for all the other racist shit she says.
FewReturn2sunlitLand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I totally expected that to be followed by "... but I think it's beautiful."
parkerlreed ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 19:24:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm confused. Where does she say this?
Granpire ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 19:59:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She voices Dory in Finding Nemo.
parkerlreed ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 20:01:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I understand that. I meant at what point does she say the "dead n****r storage" line?
XxsquirrelxX ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 20:03:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Finding Nemo, duh. At the part where they questioned her about her "dead nigger storage".
ALittleFishNamedOzil ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:06:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
can i get a link of that part ??
Lyratheflirt ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 20:20:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dude man, it's like the most memorable scene. It's right after Marlin accidentally shoots some fishes brains in the back of a car.
XxsquirrelxX ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:36:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, Marlin is such a badass. The only guy more badass is the pelican. Remember when he just swooped in and ripped Bruce to shreds? Best. Scene. Ever.
Lyratheflirt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:15:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I liked bruce. sad to see him go but that scene was amazing. So brutal.
aon9492 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:19:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn man, you could have had it better with "Ah, I just shot Marlin in the face..."
Coders32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:01:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's as if he's thinking of a whole different movie
Granpire ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:02:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The joke is that the line from Pulp Fiction is from Finding Nemo. Just Reddit being Reddit.
parkerlreed ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:04:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you. Sometimes I feel I'm getting too old for this. :/
Everybodygetslaid69 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:13:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon! I see what you did there
TheFlashFrame ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:13:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buddy. Its a joke.
The line is from Pulp Fiction. The director, Quentin Tarantino, stars in the movie in one scene in particular when John Travolta and Samuel L Jackson's characters come to him with a black man that Travolta accidentally shot in the car. Tarantino plays a racist who is irritated by the proposition that he store a "dead nigger."
Someone just made a joke saying it was from Finding Nemo and Reddit took off with it.
EDIT: That is, someone made a joke that the original quote "English motherfucker, do you speak it" is from Finding Nemo. Clearly neither of them are.
parkerlreed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:18:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I understand. It was explained to me it was a Reddit joke a little while earlier. Thanks for the extra explanation though. It was just one that I hadn't heard before so I wasn't sure what was going on.
Plsdontreadthis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's not really a racist, he's just very racially insensitive. If he were racist he wouldn't have let Jules in his house at all.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:30:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
woosh
Desertions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
crash
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
burn
lphaas ยท 1524 points ยท Posted at 16:38:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nocontext
PathToExile ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 17:54:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That quote, even spoken in whale, always has context.
Filthy_Bastard ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 16:44:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This thread here is why I reddit. Thank you!
TribalDancer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exact sentiments. "And this is 'why reddit' for me"
xhantari ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:28:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You gotta post it now!
lphaas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone already nabbed it for them sweet internet points.
DeRockProject ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where is it? Link? Couldn't find it in the subreddit because I'm dumb or something.
lphaas ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:11:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's the culprit.
Year3030 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude have you tried Internet II? It totally kicks Internet I's ass.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:39:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/doesntneedcontext
[deleted] ยท -48 points ยท Posted at 18:18:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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iDisc ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:47:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But with context, the post makes sense.
Manning119 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:00:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nope, that does not apply at all
[deleted] ยท -50 points ยท Posted at 19:34:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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BallFaceMcDickButt ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:08:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except for that it makes perfect sense with context.
DodgerDoan ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:08:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah, I know it's good coffee. When my wife goes to the store she buys shit!"
sinister_kid89 ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 17:17:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Buuuuut yoooouuuu knoooooow whaaaat's oooon my miiiiiind riiiiight noooooow? It aiiiiiiiin't the cooooffffeeeee in my kiiiiiitchen. Iiiiiiit's the deeaaaaaadd niiiiiiggggggeer in myyyy gaaaaaaaarraaaaaaage."
zmemetime ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:22:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here in my gaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaage....
Yetkinler ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:25:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With my 47 Lamborghinis and my 47 bookshelves...
Myztical ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:30:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
47 Hills in my Hollywood Hills account.
hysterical-gelatin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:57:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
XV41 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:55:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KNAWWWWLEDGE
DodgerDoan ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:37:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced. All right? No marriage counseling, no trial separation, I'm going to get fucking divorced, okay? And I don't want to get fucking divorced.
bordss ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:34:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like oak myself. That's what I have in my bedroom. How about you, Jimmie? You an oak man?
DodgerDoan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oak's nice...
MushroomCLMF ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:45:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a Mushroom Cloud Layin mother fucka, mother fucka!!"
Ello_elicopter ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:10:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Check Out the big brain on Brad!
Bernoulli_slip ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:53:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brett...
MJOLNIRdragoon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:13:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, you were finished? well, allow me to retort.
PhilMcraken1289 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant user name motha fucks!!!!!
POKANIKA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.
Epicmau5time ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:02:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought that was from SpongeBob?
delorean225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was expecting this to show up.
Plsdontreadthis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. That is perfect.
Deadlyshock ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:20:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This comment wins the thread.
QuaereVerumm ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:58:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking hell, I just spit out my water. Thanks.
big_cheddars ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:16:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You made me cry bruh. Holy shit that was funny.
lavendersludge ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:10:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh sweet jeebers, that's the good stuff right there.
Waluigi763 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:44:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn it, this made me laugh really hard and now my co-workers are staring.
Airforce987 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:10:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cuuuuuzzzzz iiiiiitt aaaainnnttt theeeeeerrrrree cuuuuuuuuzzz stooooorrrinnnnng deeeeeeaaad niiiiiiiigggeerrrrrssss aaaaaaaainnnt myyyyyyyyy ffffuuuuuuuccckkkiiiiinnnn buuuuuiiiiiisssssssssnneeeeeeesss thaaatsss whyyyyyyyy!!!!!
Niopluridan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:30:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/y9jP4Vy7G_c
BEY0NDER ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/iEdBeyXGZ94
avantgardeaclue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm cackling in the employee lounge.
HeebertRosenstein ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can someone make this happen like the spongepulp fictionpants video?
NotThisFucker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God fucking damn it
Fortembras88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Double gilded with the n word. Well played.
vegablack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:51:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please please someone make this happen.
qwaszxedcrfv ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck. Lol
shitheadawardnominee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:21:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/iwishthatwasamashup
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus I laughed so hard at that I farted AND I was in tears. My wife doesn't understand.
antarctic_chimpanzee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:46:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is hands down the funniest thing I've ever seen on this website. Well done man
sepy007 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, this is amazing!! I have only watched finding Nemo dubbed when I was a kid and I still get it!
alanydor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:22:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whale, motherfucker, do you speak it?
deanacles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/outoftheloop
ykel330 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nocontext
Detox259 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I hadn't seen that movie I would be slightly flustered right now.
RDF50 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:06:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me, stewardess, I speak whale-jive.
CabassoG ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:57:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hah
tryingtofitin-dammit ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 15:22:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought Dory forgot his father's watch.
bl0odredsandman ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:37:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I heard that Dory's dad's friend hid it in his blowhole.
tryingtofitin-dammit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I heard it was an uncomfortable hunk of metal.
PJDubsen ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:13:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought that was spongebob?
Edit: Yea its right here. Yea. You were wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEdBeyXGZ94
CinereousChris ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:21:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought that scene was from SpongeBob not Finding Nemo. I could be wrong though.
jordanbot2300 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:01:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm wishing I could give gold
SvenHudson ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:26:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your wish is granted, you can give them gold now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The hard "R" really makes me flinch. Not you. The movie.
wotad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what film is this from
JohhnyTheKid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp fiction
TiittySprinkles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The music is what really makes it complete.
MMoney2112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no no you're thinking of Spongebob
QSquared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What kinda furniture does your wife like? Black wallnut? Good choice.
Connortbh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/iEdBeyXGZ94
lordcookies ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:30:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha!
Darth-Pimpin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:41:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HoOOoOooooOOoOW AAarREee YoOooOOouU??????
English, motherfucker!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nonono it's spongebob
ASK_ME_ABOUT_L0V3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:04:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whale, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
EdBoy95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON
FlowersOfSin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JASOOON?
ThrowAwayAcct0000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the laugh, dude. :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When dory and marlin meet the Mexican fishes who don't know English. Great scene, great movie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He touched the butt.
Ladyfiraga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming"
Lord_Varys ยท 1093 points ยท Posted at 14:11:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This movie is so strange, like there isn't a point. It's like a soft, wet, shapeless mass of material, in fiction form.
The_Accidental_Mind ยท 1753 points ยท Posted at 15:06:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Almost pulpy
SwagLowMuffins ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 16:41:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:54:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You and /u/Lord_Varys just blew my fucking mind! I needed your comment to realise his genius.
Rixxer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:27:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O.O woooaaah
Shurdus ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:13:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the joke.
vynusmagnus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:14:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love people who just have to explain the joke.
/s
Starstuff8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ding ding ding
Fastjur ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:45:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
....
I think you broke my brain there
whatsintheboxxx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:04:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...you just wrinkled my brain
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:07:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Comment of the year here...
tossinthisshit1 ยท 157 points ยท Posted at 14:35:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
almost like the inside of an orange, mushed together...
Juicedcow ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:02:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Orange Fiction
radusernamehere ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:29:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A clockwork pulp
CabassoG ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:58:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp is the new black.
JoeFalchetto ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 14:20:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would not call it soft.
Jaybutler9887 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:04:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you call it pulpy?
LegendaryPrimate ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:47:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I get the joke, but you bring up something that I hear a lot when I try to introduce my friends to Tarantino: They all say the films have scatterbrained plots and no real story.
They're not necessarily wrong, from a traditional cinematic point of view, but what I find is that if they listen to the dialogue intently, their views change. Tarantino doesn't write movies; he writes dialogue. The dialogue shapes the story and thus the cinematography, so unless you really pay attention to the dialogue, you will never get Tarantino.
Lord_Varys ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 18:15:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I love Tarantino, all his movies. Most have actual plots, albeit if they are scrambled across different times. Pulp Fiction though ... eh... Two guys kill another guy then one goes on a date, and they try to dispose the body, then they survive a robbery attempt. It's like an episode of Seinfeld -- colorful characters and good execution, just centered around nothing in particular.
catglass ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:12:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I'd like to see Tarantino adapt a single episode of Seinfeld as a feature film.
IThinkAbout17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you enjoy The Hateful Eight? I tried... I really did.. The begging was just really long and drawn out. The end saved it a bit, but it definitely wasn't one of his bests in my opinion.
BEHodge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I loved it personally, but the loss of his long-time editor was glaringly obvious.
IThinkAbout17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm now that you say that, I wonder if it was the off editing that bothered me!
Lord_Varys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haven't seen it yet
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:57:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Everybodygetslaid69 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:21:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The movie starts and ends with two sets of criminals discussing their future careers in crime, in the same diner, actually at the same time chronologically.
It's kind of hard to miss this theme, he sort of hits you over the head with it."So, what then? Day jobs?"
"Not in this lifetime"
EDIT: I crossed out the douchey stuff.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Everybodygetslaid69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, you know what, that's totally fair. It's easy for me to say it's obvious after a dozen or so viewings. Great analysis.
Plsdontreadthis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it just depends on the viewer. I actually watched it for the first time after seeing it mentioned in this thread, and I thought it was fairly obvious. It's probably just a matter of how analytical a person is.
hexane360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abed?
thewritingtexan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:12:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh.... please help me understand the rest of his films too
Dumey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:50:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just a bunch of sensational nonsense that's hard to believe is real. Almost like you're reading some pulp fiction or something.
freshlyshornballs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not trying to be a jerk, but you do realize the scenes are all jumbled up, right? Like they're not in chronological order.
Lord_Varys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, but even so, it's got the least substance with the most plot, if that makes any sense. These guys go and kill a guy, then try to dispose of the body. Then the one goes on a date. Meanwhile another guy is trying to get out of town ... Idk maybe I missed something.
Privatdozent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:44:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You did miss something. That movie is dripping with good dialogue. Not everything has to be a philosophical treatise. It's the characters and the way they interact that is focused on. It shows us that there's more than meets the eye when it comes to writing engaging stories. It didn't click for you, but personally it spoke right at me.
Lord_Varys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, it clicked for me, I found it wildly entertaining. There still wasn't much of a plot to latch on to. Or what plot there was was very small.
I_Am_Vladimir_Putin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PULP fiction
AlmightyNeckbeardo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Classic Tarantino.
My_BFF_Gilgamesh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a lot like The Big Lebowski in that way.
corchin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
its a really great movie, top 5 in my list
godwings101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burn After Reading felt the same way.
mapbc ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 14:23:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead
Fillibuster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:21:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a chopper baby
joewith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now you be gone, and you stay gone.
Realworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.
ThereAreOnlyTwo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OMG report mid
NV_CARL ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 17:28:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ezekiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.ย
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.ย
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.ย
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.ย
DotaDogma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favourite movie!
vipros42 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 15:16:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
jgollsneid ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:09:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a tasty burger!
scotfarkas ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:45:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you mind of I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with.
Sluuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
Softpilloww ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That hit the spot
InfiniteCooper ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:30:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh man, I just shot Marvin in the face...
Slanderous ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:40:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?!
haloryder ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:55:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY WHAT AGAIN
heyimthecatlady ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:02:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER
YouAxolotlQuestions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME
unknownreddit ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:55:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Check out the big brain on Brad
Anfield_Sloth ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:15:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brett*
Everybodygetslaid69 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:27:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You a smart muthah fuckah, that's right
Elnegroblack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dont remember asking you a goddamn thing
thetylerw ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:36:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!
makeshift11 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:57:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An easy one to guess. Would've been more challenging if it was something like, "This is a tasty Burger!"
0OKM9IJN8UHB7 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:29:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shortest one I can come up with is "...motherfucker, motherfucker!"
scotfarkas ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:46:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that that HA-waiin burger joint?
Everybodygetslaid69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:29:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I LOVE the way he says HAHwaiian.
ktappe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually had to Google it. I've seen the film but didn't love it as most people do. I think "A Royale with cheese" is a better known line.
makeshift11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:16:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't bringing up a line i wanted someone to know immediately. I brought this phrase up for the purpose of it being more challenging than those two. If you had to Google it then good.
DodgerDoan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:03:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That better be one charming motherfuckin pig."
King_cats_taxi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:02:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly what i thought about before i opened this
Mojo141 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:33:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the one that says Bad Mother Fucker
GeneralBlumpkin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:17:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can speak whale! Gotta love that movie
besantos10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:55:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think just "motherfucker" does. Although Die Hard could also be named for it.
TouchdownTedd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
Kill_Dozer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a tasty burger. Also, a very recognizable quote.
Gawd_Awful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what ain't no country i've ever heard of.
KomodoDragin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
they speak English in what?
stalkers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Be cool honey bunny, be cool
aurumae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Royale with cheese!
random_discovery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rush Hour, right?
AOEUD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Be careful with that quote in environments which might have people who both speak little English and aren't familiar with Pulp Fiction.
Thorjs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zeds dead baby, zeds dead
northcoasting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You OK"
"Nah man ... I'm PRETTY FUCKIN' FAR from OK"
0OKM9IJN8UHB7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!
Bud_Johnson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No man, they got the metric system. They don't know what the fuck a quarter pound is.
corywi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What ain't no country I ever heard of, do they speak english in What?"
Caffeinefiend88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a tasty burger.
Bunchasomething ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Veggie Tales is my favorite!
LeagueOfLegendsAcc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read this in Samuel L Jacksons voice but I don't recognize the movie. Or maybe I'm just dumb.
TheMexicanJuan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What!?
nblaisde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch!?
ClearlyDense ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even if you don't know which movie this is from, I bet you know the actor right away
KushKong420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What
Termite22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We shoulda brought shotguns.
EmeraldIbis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of my experience at US border control...
titandavis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YA!
nmddl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dead Poets Society. Classic.
qualityspoork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese?"
bart2278 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When you little scamps get together, you're worse than a sewing circle"
wotad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
from?
SpentChange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Royale with cheese
barto5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say "What?" again!
thecountrynamedwhat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would just like everyone to know that we do, in fact, speak English here
eagleth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Any of you fuckers move and I'll execute every last one of ya"
Lescaster1998 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MMMhmmm, that IS a tasty burger!
pm-me-ur-shlong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nyet
berlinbrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love that scene where he asks about the Kahuna Burger.
FlowersOfSin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
plz2meatyu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bitch, be cool."
askyourmom469 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
Cow_Bell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine was gonna say "bring out the gimp"
qvoted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bring out the Gimp"
no_en ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
W-what?
jacob_ewing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!"
shinyjolteon1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yugioh Abrdiged?
SexandTrees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face!
SantaIsRealEh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
EknobFelix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...Royale with cheese."
"Does he look like a bitch?!"
"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
justanaveragezach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I quote the royale with cheese line a lot.
Softpilloww ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OH IM SORRY DID I BREAK YOUR CONCENTRATION?
shitheadawardnominee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
Inglenook86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Pulp Fiction" incase anybody was looking at the comments to find out what film it is.
MarcellussWallace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No.
Knockaire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
Siegelski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, just about anything Samuel L. Jackson says in that movie. Or in any movie really, except for Star Wars.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That IS a tasty burger!
InspecterJones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really though, any single line by him from that movie could be used. Great dialogue.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what one more time! I dare you, I double dare you!
LazyTheSloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did he look like a bitch?
(Shakily) no
Then why you trying to fuck him like one.
janinefour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is some good coffee.
josborne42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THAT IS A TASTY BURGER.
FALSEisALWAYScorrect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!?!?
FlaminCamin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cory in the house?
NoEgo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Boondocks?
:D
unkelrara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead, baby.
745631258978963214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me, working retail.
(It's ok, I'm foreign, so I can hate on my type of people)
Random_Brandom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty fuckin fat from okay
becoruthia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mhhhmmm! This. Is. A tasty burger!
vindmi ยท 3205 points ยท Posted at 14:13:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Say hello to my little friend!
EDIT: Wow, I did not expect such a reaction. Posted this yesterday, today feeling like I woke up famous. My best rated comment so far. Thanks, guys.
Tomiiweii ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 20:17:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you fuck with me you are fucking with the best!
badmartialarts ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:02:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't ever fuck me.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:04:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fhawwwwwk you mahng
SwagBoost ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:45:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at the pelican. Gooooo pelican.
MyCoolLewis ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:57:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best part of the movie
Gonzanic ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:40:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did you get your hands on the sex tape my ex and I made?!
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:39:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Directed by Quentin Tarantino
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:50:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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RedditConsciousness ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:27:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any Which Way But Loose obviously
acmethunder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:07:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ace Ventura
Doctor-nuts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:13:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
manolo gets smacked. Holds his face BEEEEETCH! LESSBIAN!
Erik_The_Redd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahah. That scene was hilarious! One of my favorite of the movie. But didnt he say "fuckin laesbian"? I could be mistaken.
acox1701 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:15:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All I got is Warcraft 2. Sorry.
AnttiV ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got axe for you!
_DasDingo_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Na, it's clearly Warcraft 3
RabadonsTopHat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:21:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Racing Stripes?
Admobeer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:02:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scarface.
Lt_bojengles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:55:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How in the hell did you get ahold of my sex tape?
CMDR_Redd_Farjumper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Austin Powers
CDelCastro ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:43:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe this is so far down in the thread.
Lunchables ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, seriously, all the way in the #2 spot!
CDelCastro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:08:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha. 3 hours ago it was at the bottom of the thread
procrastinating_hr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How the fuck is this so low in the thread with so little upvotes.
CE3K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP?
matonic75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty Woman
AmishElectricity49 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This could be 2 movies!... well really this could be several movies
Metalnakls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
??!
Me_Tarzan_You_Gains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The little vampire (2000)
Michael_Hastings_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello
lewko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asian porn?
at0mheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had to wait far too long for this
jim_the_joke_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All I got in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break either of 'em for nobody!"
Lomez64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BBC 4: Schoolgirls Edition
at0mheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women
veganzombeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I should know this one. Fuck. It's definitely an action film.
Luchavox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget, "This town's like a great big chicken, just waiting to be plucked"
TheRedSpade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard the quote a couple million times, but I have no idea what it's from.
Touchmycooker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How'd you get that scar, eatin pussy?
cryogenisis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manolo! Shoot dat piece of chit!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely Island?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damnit!!! Beat me to it by 11 hours.
Rod_RamsHard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Minions!
KingD123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love Shrek 2.
Lankience ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought for sure is would be at the top of the thread. First movie I thought of
Harbltron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mafia!
PKMNtrainerKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Story?
Murderaven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why all I got is DEADPOOL?
takes_joke_literally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got two things in this world, my word and my balls and I don't break 'em for nobody.
lentilsoupcan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kangaroo Jack?
JosephADank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This town is like a great big pussy waiting to get fucked
BlackfishBlues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's Tony Bonetana's catchphrase in the "Big Cock Adventures" series right? It's so iconic that they even made a Hollywood adaptation with that guy who yells a lot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody cares
Lanoir97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think you can take me? You'll need a fucking army you gonna take me, you hear?
zanzakar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You beat me to it.
chuckhatesu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit, you beat me to it. Deleting my comment and posting a new one.
nemofoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Favourite film of all time
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:45:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i wouldnt know from this quote. so which movie is it?
JoXand ยท 1445 points ยท Posted at 14:36:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Get off my plane
Splendidissimus ยท 796 points ยท Posted at 16:16:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is one strange movie.
[deleted] ยท 444 points ยท Posted at 17:28:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite part is when Harrison Ford fights the Matrix in a school bus full of children.
rokss8 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:23:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well if you remember it couldn't go below 88 mph or it would blow up alderaan
Hingl_McCringleberry ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:00:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thankfully Bruce Wayne fixed the warp drive just in time to stop Frodo from hitting the iceberg and sinking
notasrelevant ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:08:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe he just dropped the ring into the ocean like that at the end.
Spawndaemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bruno?
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:32:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Dirty Matrix Force
X-espia ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:02:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:08:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit thank you for correcting me, dunno why I thought it was Snakes on a Plane before. Edited.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:29:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd watch it.
stonecoder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A triple feature!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dirty Force One: Reloaded
Parva_Ovis ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:51:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read the first quote in Ryan's Carol Channing impression.
amedeus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:37:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not alone!
SMc-Twelve ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:18:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are legion.
thedepster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:03:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, thank Bob. I thought it was just me!
Dr_Winston_O_Boogie ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:20:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I gots to know!"
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:41:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Son of a bitch!
Zerotwohero ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:02:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Many people are getting these wrong, it's Dirty Harry, The Matrix and Air Force One.
tnt007tarun ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:23:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatchtrix on a Plane
haloryder ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:33:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really need to watch The Matrix.
kutjepiemel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:37:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you haven't seen it already, yes.
If you have seen it already, also yes.
haloryder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haven't seen it yet.
AirTaco1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:04:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just remember this from that Whose Line skit.
socool111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/JrAaJcOAsss?t=2m30s
Plsdontreadthis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dirty Harry is amazing.
gryffydd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And what's funny is nobody ever gets the movie right for that first one.
JoXand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:47:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...How? What movie do they think it is?
gryffydd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:51:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that I think about it, it's the Go ahead, make my day quote that people usually get wrong. Yours actually is from Dirty Harry not Sudden Impact.
Sine_Wave_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SIT. DOWN.
QSquared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clue
JoXand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blue's?
QSquared ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Look, even if you Were right, that would still be "one plus one plus two plus one!", not "one plus two plus one plus one!"
Jaime_loignon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:30:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp Matrix Snakes on a plane 3?
3p1cw1n ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:48:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, you got one of the movies right.
MooseEngr ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.44 Magnum only has 5 shots. :)
Everybodygetslaid69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you trolling or do you really not know that S&W 44s are 6 rounds?
MooseEngr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:13:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'76 Ruger Blackhawk .44 Magnum has a 5 round cylinder. My grandpa's gun.
Everybodygetslaid69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:18:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's cool and all, but the Dirty Harry gun is a S&W 44 with 6 rounds.
MooseEngr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Duly noted. :)
Thingamajik ยท 5665 points ยท Posted at 13:47:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
A llama? He's supposed to be DEAD!
aaaaaaaannd gold! Groovy!
JesseTheAwesomer ยท 1980 points ยท Posted at 14:29:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pull the lever, Kronk!
Old-Man-Henderson ยท 960 points ยท Posted at 15:14:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WRONG LEVER!!
Squidguy83 ยท 236 points ยท Posted at 17:10:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WRONG LEVEERR
hobosmagicshotgun ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:09:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The letters are supposed to go down guy.
JusticePunch ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:23:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They do go down... why you can't perceive 3d images on your 2d screen is beyond me. :P
opalorchid ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:27:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that MY voice?
feraxil ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:33:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that MYYY voice?
UnimpressedCT ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:33:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do we even have that lever?!?
side note: Our dog's name is Kronk because of this movie.
Squeak, squeaker squeak.
FantasticHamburguesa ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:21:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WRONG LEVAAAAAAAA!!!!"
3blindblondes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do we even have that lever? Get out of the way!
voidFunction ยท 1041 points ยท Posted at 14:43:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do we even have that lever?
blamb211 ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 16:13:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, why does she even have that lever??
Ninjahkin ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 17:21:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By all accounts...it doesn't make sense.
rattle_the_kernkraft ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:08:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you look at that scene it actually does!
Presumably the hole that kronk and yzma fell down was the same hole which patcha and kuzco fell down previously because the bridge is out.
That hole is the only place we see alligators in the movie... except for the first time yzma falls down the hole... Because kronk pulled the wrong lever...
So there's a good chance that lever dumps you out into that river/lake/lagoon where those alligators were and there is a shortcut into the lab from that river/lake/lagoon.
As such if kronk and yzma fell into that river/lake/lagoon they would be able to use said shortcut to arrive at the lab before patcha and kuzco.
Tl;Dr it does make sense if you are willing to over analyse it.
fuckincoffee ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:46:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it's worth doing, it's worth over doing. -Mythbusters
Wrekked_it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even after reading all of this I have no idea what fucking movie you are all going on about.
thatjoerob ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:49:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Emperor's New Groove
DangersaurusReddit ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:57:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a born lever puller.
SixSixTrample ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:21:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squeaky squeak squeaker squeakith
Se7enLC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jaguars. No kidding...
ledgersoccer09 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:33:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WRONG LEVER!!
Sounds_of_a_Sax ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:36:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong lever, Kronk!
NGeX ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:59:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
^ this quote way more than the llama one
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WRONG LEVAAAaaaaaaa
iamreeterskeeter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:21:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best. Scene. Ever.
Tru_Fakt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I yell this every time there's a lever in Dark Souls 3. My GF is getting real sick of it. I find it hilarious every time.
varen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pull it
Blujay12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Krunk.
[deleted] ยท 1790 points ยท Posted at 15:34:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?
Moridn ยท 115 points ยท Posted at 17:06:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YES, THAT POISON!
[deleted] ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 18:01:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gotcha covered.
Moridn ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 18:20:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excellent. Just to add a few drops in his drink, and he will be dead before desert!
Cannibal_MoshpitV2 ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 18:36:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which is a shame, cuz' its gonna be delicious.
BaconPowder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:03:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My spinach puffs!
columbus8myhw ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not where the apostrophe goes.
Spearsy23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If they wanted him to die in the desert they probably shouldn't have turned him into a close relative of the camel.
liammcb ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 17:35:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My spinach puffs!
meiyoumayo ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:35:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I NEVER liked your spinach puffs! NEVER!
Davis660 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:25:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D:
morvis343 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:18:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh that's it. cocks trident She's going down.
Steeva ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:10:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now now, fellas. From above, the wicked shall recieve their just reward.
Mr_Gilmore_Jr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:09:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to try these "spinach puffs".
WIENS21 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:41:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
....more broccoli?
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:20:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 21:08:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! I'll just leave this here for you. http://m.imgur.com/l0XpyTT
ZarkingFrood42 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:45:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gifv version http://i.imgur.com/COvwzeE.gifv
System0verlord ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:02:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, a line that has inspired so many essays with word counts.
arclathe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:04:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do we even have that levaaah?!
zennz29 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YES THAT POISON!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right....
Deacon_Black ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably one of my favorite lines from that movie.
Man, I love Reservoir Dogs...
voidFunction ยท 586 points ยท Posted at 14:43:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reason #2: look what I can do.
-Karyete- ยท 435 points ยท Posted at 15:02:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait...What does that have to do with anything?
[deleted] ยท 663 points ยท Posted at 15:10:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, no. He's got a point.
Mollywobbles225 ยท 164 points ยท Posted at 15:58:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right, that's a harp...and that's a dress.
-Karyete- ยท 157 points ยท Posted at 16:09:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ROBE.
Onatu ยท 184 points ยท Posted at 17:12:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks!
CharlieTango92 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:31:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
remember, vengeance will come from above....
Alkresh ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:59:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do
7V3N ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:33:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward.
NotThisFucker ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:35:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That legit convinced me. I would have followed devil Kronk to the ends of the earth
traced_169 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:03:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh come off it!
fruitbyyourfeet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:49:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You come off it!
traced_169 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You!
fruitbyyourfeet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:10:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You!!
traced_169 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You!!!
fruitbyyourfeet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:22:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You infinity. >:)
traced_169 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*frustrated grunt!
AgAero ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:25:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's it. I have to watch this movie again.
Llama11amaduck ยท 302 points ยท Posted at 15:14:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Uhh, do this" [wiggles fingers]
"What is this some folksy peasant tri-- AGHHH"
sega20 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:30:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AGGGHHHH! IM A LAMMAA! (sobs) Lama faaace!
Llama11amaduck ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:36:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're the criminal mastermind here, not me!"
"What??"
"You're right, that's giving you way too much credit."
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:15:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL FACE!
katielady125 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:38:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're the criminal mastermind, not me!
lifelongfreshman ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 17:37:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This movie still holds up so very, very well, too. It's crazy how accurately they hit the mark with this one.
El3ctr0G33k ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 17:25:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been turned into a cow, can I go home?
ArthurWeasley_II ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 17:39:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're excused.
bonthra ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:13:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone else?
tana-ryu ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:16:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No we're good.
RagingAardvark ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 16:23:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squeak squeaker, squeak squeakum.
Drgran ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:15:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's another one for exotic bird bingo! I AM LOVING THIS!! X
unpronounceable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha wait, is that supposed to be a latin parody?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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RagingAardvark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I... huh?
myhairsreddit ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 16:45:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let me guess, you've got a great personality?
cjh93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:49:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love how they actually had to hold one of the girls back because she looked like she wanted to deck him.
SummerAndTinkles ยท 171 points ยท Posted at 16:26:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll turn him into a flea...a harmless little flea. Then, I'll put that flea in a box, then I'll put that box inside another box, then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, ahaha! I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!"
KingLatifah ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 17:27:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or, to save on postage....
mxzf ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 17:56:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll just poison him with this!
Wampawacka ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:54:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, feel it Krunk!
Dan_Berg ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 19:06:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I can feel it
Wampawacka ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:30:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's dinner time!
-Mannequin- ยท 185 points ยท Posted at 14:05:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, weird.
IAmTehDave ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 16:33:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By all accounts it doesn't make any sense.
Wampawacka ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:53:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let me see that vial.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 17:51:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For the last time, we did not order a giant trampoline!
You know what pal? You could have told me that, before I set it up.
RedditFact-Checker ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 18:33:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooray! I'm a llama again!
DrScabhands ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:45:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...wait
Turnowchyk3 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:55:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I snatched you! Right out of the air!
bonthra ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:13:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a crumbly canyon wall and I'm taking you with me!
valwow187 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:46:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is the last time we're taking directions from a SQUIRREL!
KabbyCakes99 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:02:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LLAMA FAAAAAACCEEE!!!
Princess_Batman ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:11:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY SPINACH PUFFS!
guy_threepwood ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:46:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea. Then I'll put that flea in a box and put that box inside another box, then mail it to myself and when it arrives....
AHHH HAA HAA
I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
jtl357 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:01:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You said it yourself, no one's heartless."
RichtersMask ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:41:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, you got us. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
jdr393 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:34:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought I would make it more than 13 movies before I hit the first where I have absolutely no idea where it is from.
mxzf ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:59:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Emperor's New Groove. This should be a link to that spot in the scene.
It's a pretty great movie, well worth watching if you've got some time; I think it's on Netflix.
jdr393 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh definitely an aged based miss for me. This would have come out when I was 17 - so squarely off the cultural radar. Need to go back and check it out.
mxzf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:14:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TBH, it was still a great movie even at any age, it's one of those movies that looks like it was made for kids, but half of the jokes are over the heads of kids and meant for adults watching it. Definitely worth sitting down and watching sometime, so many good lines and jokes in there.
Memorylover ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:25:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You owe me a new acorn.
Almostana ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:36:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yaaaay I'm a llama again!! Wait...
LadyCailin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:49:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God I love this movie. It's totally underrated.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love Napoleon Dynamite
The_Prodigal_Pariah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:49:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
E.N.G. has been my favorite Disney animated feature since seeing it the for the first time.... prior to that was Alice In Wonderland, which is still a close second.
tom641 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After years of hearing this movie quoted I finally went and watched this for the first time.
...it was alright. Basically all of the best moments have been quoted to death other than the diner scene and his revelations that night, but it was pretty good regardless.
Y-I-O-T-A ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
see that sky today talk about blue! your no spring chicken & i mean that in the best possible way!
Laura_The_Great ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:05:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nooooo, Llama face!!!
midnight_toad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You threw off my groove.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg watching this right now. :)
bonthra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is there anything on this menu not swimming in GRAVY!?
whoshereforthemoney ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. Weird.
AlmightyNeckbeardo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is this?
bradsbeds ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah..weird...
tana-ryu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya weird isn't it?
berggg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:18:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I'll put that box inside another box, mail that box to myself, and then smash it with a hammer!!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Townsman #1: Hey, Pacha, you just missed your relatives.
Pacha: My relatives?
Townsman #1: Yeah, we just sent them up to your house.
Pacha: What'd they look like?
Townsman #1: Well there was this big guy, and this older woman who was... well, how would you describe her?
Townsman #2: Ah, scary beyond all reason?
Townsman #1: Yeah, that's it.
Love this one. So many other good quotes from this film.
Myshinymantits ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beware the groove.....
xtinebean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it."
One of my all time favorite movies.
ParadoxInABox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaaaah! Llama face!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:23:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
damn I should have scrolled more before posting.
Maharog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:30:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YAY, I'M A LLAMA AGAIN
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:42:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that my voice? Is that...MY voice?
TransmogriFi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AAAAAHHH! Demon Llama!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boom, baby!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:21:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smash it with a HAMMAH!
HockeyPaul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:33:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.....more broccoli?!
UltimateInferno ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:46:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did you get here before us?!!
NillaWafer664 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:03:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You! I remember telling you I was gonna build my pool. And then you got angry and gasp you kidnapped me!
Why would I kidnap a llama?!?
I dunno, you're the criminal mastermind here not me.
What?!
You're right. That's giving you waaaay too much credit.
Mosakk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the...? How long has THAT been there???
lil_ninja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that my voice? Is that MYYY voice???
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:15:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CHEESE ME NO LIKEY
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:19:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was a junior chipmunk.
jijibs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:10:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Llamas with hats?
redballoons3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:23:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know! Well turn him into a flea... A harmless little flea. And then we'll put that flea into a box, and well put that box into another box, and when it arrives... Hahahahahahaaaaaa! Well smash it with a hammer!
pittipat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:59:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My spinach puffs!!
MoXxXxXx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chris Jenner?
7V3N ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:32:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THE PEASANT! AT THE DINER! He forgot to pay his check...
Saeta44 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:44:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think Disney's really brought their A game since that fantastic film. Plenty of great movies since but that whole movie is quotable.
ChitterChitterSqueak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:49:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really loved the idea of that movie, but I find David Spade's voice to be u watchably grating. Some of the non Kuzco scenes cracked me up.
PangwinAndTertle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squeak. Squeaker. Uh, squeeken?
SupremeDictatorPaul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:59:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No touchy.
leftcoastsarah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:06:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Um, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?
MrsSBell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:19:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"he threw off my groove" "You've thrown off the Emperors groove" " IM SOOORRRRYYYYYyyyyy!"
cjh93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:46:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have something to show you, Kronk...
LetsGetReptarded ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:20:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This scrolled past on Netflix one night with the boyfriend was looking for something to watch. I immediately shouted "I know! I'll turn him into a flee. And then I'll put that flee in a box and then I'll put that box in another box and I'll ship that box to myself and when it arrives I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER." I believe his response was "no. We are not watching that so I can listen to you say every word." I was le sad.
PoisonousPlatypus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
likestobacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the emperor's groove.
werelock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, ya got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Napoleon Dynamite!!
pm_pennies_pls ยท 8428 points ยท Posted at 13:51:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
plazmablu ยท 6151 points ยท Posted at 14:16:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp Fiction!
ILYKGIRLSINYOGAPANTS ยท 4102 points ยท Posted at 14:32:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this what going meta means?
๐๏ธ iaskquestionstoo ยท 2091 points ยท Posted at 14:43:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2meta2fast
SpaztastiC4 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:08:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3meta3fast5me
ashton___ ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 16:23:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meta and furious 2: fast
usernamehereplease ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:46:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5 meta 7 me
T_hrowawa_Y1738 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:34:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The equation for how to describe the speed of meta is (n)meta(2n)me
cjfrey96 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:23:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually its 2+n, your watch has ended
elektrohexer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:03:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(n)meta(n+2)me
usernamehereplease ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is more of a subtle, league of legends 5/7 meme
AbusiveBadger ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:42:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This phrase gave me cancer
Fgame ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:46:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That meme has nothing to do with League. We just spam all the memes and see what sticks.
FuzzySAM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, it's n+2, not 2n.
klondon7 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:50:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So about 160 kilometas per hour hour?
Ivota ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:28:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fast and meta: Sydney Drift
guerochuleta ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:11:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2meta2furious
CrouchingPuma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:02:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3spooky5me
humma__kavula ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Making
Every
Thread
Already.
spiral6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I live life a quarter mile at a time.
JustALuckyShot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For those 17 seconds or more, I'm free.
Ingenium21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3meta5me
Cru_Jones86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2meta2fast2furious
D_Man10579 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
0 to meta at a high speed
StripedNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fast and the metaest
zhollywood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meta Tokyo Drift.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/2meta2fast
Jrepicness101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2fast4me
JoshSidekick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/howmetadoyouwanttoget
TheHYPO ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:24:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2meta2furious
TheHYPO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:56 on June 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
whyfor downvotes?
jer99 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:23:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2meta2furious
petrichorE6 ยท 331 points ยท Posted at 14:59:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's So Meta Even This Acronym
IronOhki ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:55:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so happy this has caught on as a meme.
OSHA_certified ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:07:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's always a relevant XKCD.
brilliantlyInsane ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:40:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for linking to the XKCD instead of taking credit for the joke.
Darth-Pimpin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:46:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
M E T A
E T A
T A
A
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:20:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Explain...? Sry I don't get the reference
mredditer ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:26:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When someone commented a Pulp Fiction quote in this thread, someone else commented "Finding Nemo!"
malmad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4odb7s/without_naming_the_movie_whats_the_one_quote_that/d4bjgyd
roborean ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:15:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ALL ABOARD THE META TRAIN!
B_Wilks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:18:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, the old reddit Pulp-aroo
thlst ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold my hunny bunny, I'm going in!
daysofchristmaspast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Context?
DrobUWP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
context
el_monstruo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
???
DrobUWP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
context
carmike692000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaaaaaaaye, gringo!!
SteadyRockin44 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:25:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whale motherfucker! Do you speak it?!"
Gumgrapes ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:05:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say OOOOOOUUURRAAAAHHHH one more time motherfucker I dare you!"
icywing54 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:29:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I loved when they initiated Jules in as "shark bait hoo ha ha"
LarpFish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mount Wannahockaloogie!
Stagamemnon ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:38:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Nemo: Gil, are you okay?
Gil: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.
Nemo: What now?
Gil: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, Coral-chompin' fishas, who'll go to work on little Darla here with a row of shark teeth and a hydrothermal vent. You hear me talkin', yobbo girl? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma go prehistoric on your ass!
AlexTheOgre ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:37:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does Dory look like a bitch?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:27:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
M E T A
E
T
A
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:47:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great film. I love when Quentin Tarantino smells the "dead nigger" blood and tries to eat Jules while his friends hold him back.
jtl357 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:16:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
a friend Royale with cheese. because French fish are friends not food, but also they use the metric system.
JahLife68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really love the part where Vince and Jules talk about eating a Royale with cheese
Filthy_Frog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes I especially liked the part where Mia Wallace gets stung by that jellyfish and Vincent has to revive her
Nellanaesp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...I don't get it.
plazmablu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:14:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earlier in the thread, someone said that a Pulp Fiction quote was from Nemo. I'm being meta.
OfAaron3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp Fishcon!
jdennison101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Arnie, do they have what's called "meta" on earth?
lordcookies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha!
acondie13 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:48:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
meta af
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:54:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
XD
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 17:56:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doooooooo yoooooooouuuu seeeeeee aaa siiiiiign oooonnnnnnnnn myyyyyyyyyyy laaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwnn thaaaaaaaaaaaat saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaad niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggeeeeeeeeeerr stoooooooooooooooorrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaage?
DarthKickass ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 14:35:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?!
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:30:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then why'd you try to fuck him like one?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:07:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know, after many years, I now understand that this line is foreshadowing. Because in the end, Marcellus Wallace gets fucked like a bitch.
Agent1108 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:52:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming Just keep swimming Just keep swimming
Quest4Queso ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 14:29:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp Fiction! great film
PoonSlayingTank ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:14:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The circle is complete!
Seeyouyeah ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:33:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The meta the betta
pm_pennies_pls ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:28:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ยฟPulp Fiction?
carlspagler ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:24:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rocko's Modern Life?
PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_GOT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SPUNKYYYYYY
prplx ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:03:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring out the Gimp!
nroth21 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:49:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's Pulp Fiction
GeneralBlumpkin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:17:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp fiction gotta love it
jlcarril13 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:27:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp Fiction?
daboswinney123 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:54:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NemoPulp fiction!AntoneCapone ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:19:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think "just keep swimming... Just keep swimming" is also a good one
Er_Hast_Mich ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:26:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What does P. Sherman look like?
commtechboys ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:31:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THEN WHY ARE YOU FUCKIN HIM LIKE A BITCH
jorellh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fisherman
_NW_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't catch it until it was pointed out to me.
CrudelyAnimated ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know the quote, but I totally forget the movie.
xanatos451 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:10:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp Fiction
CrudelyAnimated ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:40:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They call it a Fish Royale.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love crocodile dundee!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ยกAaaaayyy Gringo!
Magma151 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For a while as a kid I knew this address better than my own.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mine! Mine! Mine!"
Tyrann0saurus_Rex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can speak whale too!
Jinno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm H20 intolerant. I'm obnoxious!
IronedSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sherman and Peabody?
TheTyGoss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you know his name is P Sherman because if you say it quickly it sounds like "fisherman"?
treverios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great movie! The scene with the headshot in the car? Ridiculous!
The_Brutally_Honest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Down motherfucker! Swim there!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He touched the butt
lionessluna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine!
nbballard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dumb trivia time- "P. Sherman" is supposed to sound like "Fisherman".
MutualConsent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep on swimming
hkdharmon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P. Sherman was based on someone with a Filipino accent saying fisherman.
fullautophx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point of trivia: The strap the address is written on was a flotation strap for goggles. It never would have sunk, so Marlin never would have found it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it 'Taken'?
ImOverThereNow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
42 West Wallaby Street? Isn't this where Wallace and his dog Grommet live?
teewuane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait... This isn't Nemo? Hi I'm new here.
darderp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This just got me thinking, do you think there'll be a reference to this in the new movie? It became a pretty famous phrase over the years.
xhankhillx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know the movie from this quote
going to google it
beep boop beep boop
Finding Nemo? I don't watch cartoons, oh well
adrun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He touched the butt!
samoroso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yas! I was gonna comment: " Fish are friends, NOT food", but this is way better!
gnarvelous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man, I love that song too
popstar249 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming...
MichelangeBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: P. Sherman is a joke about the way Filipinos say "fisherman."
xFrostyDog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I learned that this was a sort of inside joke made by the Filipino people who were working on the set of finding Nemo, its making fun of the Filipino accent when they say fishermen.
shadowbannedkiwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't remember this.
Chavezz13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poop fucktion?
Scooooter ยท 2175 points ยท Posted at 13:31:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
ratlife ยท 770 points ยท Posted at 14:29:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Have you ever been inside a Turkish prison, Joey?"
fezfrascati ยท 496 points ยท Posted at 15:07:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
BEEFTANK_Jr ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 17:22:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Billy, do you like movies about gladiators?
A_Mouse_In_Da_House ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:24:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to know where that line of questions came from. It's so bizarre, but it's very appropriate for the rest of the movie.
Batman53090 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:32:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
nooneimportan7 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:22:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like movies about gladiators?
legsintheair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like to watch gladiator movies?
Chucktayz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me Joey, do you like gladiator movies?
PaleBlueEye ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:38:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name was Joey
themanimal ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:05:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact, everyone (including myself) says Billy. But the kid's name in the movie is Joey
Colt4587 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:06:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do ya like to watch gladiator movies?
goodbeets ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:36:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Don_Tiny ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:46:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Not sure why you're getting downvoted ... a number of these submitted quotes are just wrong.
edit: Okay idiots, for example, it's not the wrong 'day', it's the wrong 'week' to quit the things McCroskey says. Also, the line is "Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?" I'm not dealing with the rest of them. In a thread like this accuracy is an important facet.
SirDigbyChknCaesar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kid's name is Joey.
tomato_paste ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 16:41:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Midnight Express! Very powerful movie.
The character's name is a giveaway.
Hendlton ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:12:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was a weird Friends spin-off.
Darth_Meatloaf ยท 416 points ยท Posted at 13:54:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you can't be serious...
Ryltarr ยท 193 points ยท Posted at 14:01:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm very serious, and don't call me Shirley.
Elder_Joker ยท 217 points ยท Posted at 15:11:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe it is:
I am serious...and don't call me 'Shirley'
mccoyn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:31:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guys serious.
Elder_Joker ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:35:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious
PerviouslyInER ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:49:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
who are you, and how did you get in here?
PM_ME_YOUR_KIWIS ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:06:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the locksmith, and I'm the locksmith.
ggppjj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't have to shout...
Elder_Joker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:35:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this or THIS was shouting
kemchobadha ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:38:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely.
petrichorE6 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:31:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sure thing very serious.
alfredhelix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:10:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dad, how are you? Sure's talking you long to get them cigarettes.
SirQuay ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:30:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
Filthy_Bastard ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:54:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:58:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OVER Nacho Grande?
No, I don't think I'll ever get over Nacho Grande.
emmababemma3 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:39:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's your vector, Victor?
Darth_Meatloaf ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:47:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do we have clearance, Clarence?
spali ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:54:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! I know you you're Kareem Abdul Jabar.
sydbap ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:32:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs."
"The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!"
Kid stumbles backwards in shock.
b3ar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:27:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you like movies about gladiators?"
pinkkittenfur ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:05:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
Darth_Meatloaf ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:51:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THERE'S A SALE AT PENNY'S!!!
spali ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:53:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Johnny what can you make of this?
sydbap ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:33:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
airplane_jive_dude ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:14:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dis mofo butta layin' into tha bone, jackin' me up!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:59:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
strykerfett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why so serious?
AadilF1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ohhh.. The dark knight? The joker says that right?
thesmobro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley
Griffie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And don't call me Surley!
CASSla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't call me Shirley
Apod1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, and don't call me Shirley"
fleming1411 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:47:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop calling me Shirley
thethrill_707 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 15:07:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I've been nervous lots of times.
PlebeianGentleman ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 14:43:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know what this is about! You want me to get an abortion!
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:55:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now don't start that white zone shit again.
FilipinoPhil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's really the only sensible thing to do. And done safely, therapeutically there's no danger involved.
120811049008 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:03:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's our vector, Victor?
ntr1010 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:52:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roger, Roger
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:55:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do we have clearance, Clarence?
PaleBlueEye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tower's radio clearance, over!
thereisonlyoneme ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:01:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A hospital?! What is it?
boffman ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:14:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a place where sick people go to get better, but that's not important right now.
Forever_Man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:52:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a large building with sick people, but that's not important right now.
tolsen64 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:25:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a large building with patients, but that's not important right now.
ThatProFish ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:59:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'I take it black. Just like my men'
BEEFTANK_Jr ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:22:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you start with that white zone shit again.
Peragon888 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:42:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok I'll bite, what movie?
Fastriedis ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:54:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Airplane!
trevize1138 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:22:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a different kind of movie alltogether.
yegor3219 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:42:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any quote from that movie would give it away.
ToadingAround ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:35:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you've seen it. If you haven't then its just random sentences out of context... Mostly
Rough_Cut ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:51:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's an entirely different kind of movie
JollyRancherReminder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:52:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a different kind of movie.
E_N_Turnip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's a different kind of movie.
Anonymoose9311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's called 'Flying high' in some countries which is strange.
Mercinary909 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Airplane!. My absolute favorite movie, you can take any line from it and it will be a hilarious quote. It's technically a rewrite of zero hour, but it's a parody of disaster movies instead of a straight disaster movie. I would highly recommend you watch it. At the very least you will understand many more jokes than before. There is a joke at least once a minute.
Scooooter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Airplane!
siamthailand ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:27:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unfair, because every line from that movie is memorable.
I mean, who doesn't know half the script?
canadiancarlin ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:51:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines.
PlebeianGentleman ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:43:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know what this is about! You want me to get an abortion!
atomiceraser ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:23:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The hospital? What is it?" "It's a big building full of sick people, but that's not important right now."
MHG73 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh, stewardess. I speak jive. He says that he's in great pain and wants to know if you can help him.
i95guy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That, more than anything, is what led to my drinking problem"
Scooter411 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:02:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like your name,
yagi-san ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me, miss, I speak jive.
Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help!
Shiiit! (golly!)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always Sunny? Charlie?
DylansDad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Leo's getting laaaarrrger hop
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Styker, Stryker, STRYKER! (punches closest woman in the face.)
ladylionquist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I quote this man every semester when finals start.
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sleeping Beauty... good flick.
TinyNetDeathSentence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The hell I don't!"
...
"Listen kid, I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. You tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes."
Staind075 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Right down to the ground!"
-Watermelon smashes onto the table in the background-
sooninthepen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Don't start with your white zone shit again'
mondof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This! I used to use that quote at work all time. I hope everyone got the reference.
OPs_Uncles_Sister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, the White Zone is for unloading and loading....
Don't you start with your Red Zone/White Zone shit again!
Ollides ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Leon's getting LAAAAAAARRRGER!
Cursedbythedicegods ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines...
NolanOnTheRiver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Passion of the Christ
batman_3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boys, take some pictures
antsugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but he says week
Scooooter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:30:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup.... my bad
popfilms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
You are Kareem! I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?
Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone. Let him stay here.
But just remember, my name is... ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.
And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48
tolsen64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a sale at penny's!
tolsen64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't it wrong week?
Scooooter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup .... thanks for the correction
tolsen64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, the white zone is for loading and unloading. The red zone is for emergency vehicles only.
obeythebacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me hostess, I speak jive...
the_nidificator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was a week interpretation of that quote.
jonno11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
knrf683 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ever seen a grown man naked?
SirQuay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jimmy, have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?
xcizzle ยท 1075 points ยท Posted at 13:31:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One time in band camp ..
teganst ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 17:23:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I stuck a flute in my pussy!
Chippy569 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:08:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i might have thought that movie was stupid, but damn did i ever want to be a flute that day.
MelNotMelanie ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:57:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I stuck a flute up my pussy!
TylerLivingston ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:12:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I stuck a flute up my pussy
SCM1992 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:05:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love American Pie!
Reficul_gninromrats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drink on every fuck, suck and sex.
ThaneOfTas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Christ on a Bike I'd be dead in the first hour
reddorical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To the next step!
JohhnyTheKid ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 13:55:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American Pie: Band Camp
oberynMelonLord ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:34:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nah, just regular American Pie.
jayiam98 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:29:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read this thread like the deadpool song.
Chief2091 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for that
Brie_Niche ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:06:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No! NOTHING happened at band camp!
addictive_sapian ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:48:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This can refer to more than one movie!!!
IndyDude11 ยท 676 points ยท Posted at 13:53:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead. Make my day.
Iammaybeasliceofpie ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:48:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You look lovely.
IndyDude11 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:40:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww! Thanks! You really have made my day!
Aaennon ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:26:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...Duke Nukem 3D?
NowanIlfideme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patient Assassin in Hearthstone. :P (Actually, Dirty Harry)
BaileyJustin ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 15:47:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky, punk??
DV8_2XL ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:06:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The full scene is so much better than that one line. https://youtu.be/8Xjr2hnOHiM
AgAero ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:33:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's missing the part just before that where he walks into the diner, spots the getaway car trying to look inconspicuous, and tells the guy to call the police about the robbery in progress.
My-Work-Reddit ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:46:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love it. A nicely dressed guy calmly walking through the street carrying a big-ass gun like that after everything that went down. Very surreal.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With a leg full of shotgun bb's too.
TheRedSpade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:05:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I counted 7 shots and heard an eighth that I wasn't sure was his.
BaileyJustin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah. I must've seen Dirty Harry a half dozen times. One of the best movie scenes of all time! Although I think the scene in the stadium might be my favorite from the movie.... the pause right before he shoots is just amazing.
paintp_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:12:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead.Make me gay.
aqua_zesty_man ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:59:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-Marty McFly, Back to the Future III
FullmentalFiction ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead. Bake a cake.
nrossj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:01:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead. Make my millennium.
Dalisca ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:49:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice fuckin' model! ~honk honk~
lionturtl3 ยท 1009 points ยท Posted at 14:27:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The snozberries taste like snozberries.
Enriquehotpantz ยท 129 points ยท Posted at 16:38:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This could be two movies!
VonR ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 16:48:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I don't want a large Farve, i want a goddamn liter o' cola! Edit. My first gold, thank you!
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:09:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say car Ramrod!
Rocketshipfish ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:47:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meow
Nompies ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:52:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
Rocketshipfish ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:51:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You stop laughing right meow!
piranhabait89 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:59:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
did you say "meow"?
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:09:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does that look like spit to you?
MrPocky14 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:46:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:51:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh fuck it
karrachr000 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 18:39:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CANDY BARS!
Hey_Man_Nice_Shot ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 20:12:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Littering and? Littering and? Littering and?
CestMoiIci ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:14:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You smell somethin' Rabbit?
Hey_Man_Nice_Shot ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:19:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear
mustangsal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:36:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smokin' the refer.
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:15:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't see super troopers till I was like 17 and it had been out for almost 8 years. That 8 year period every time someone would say that quote, i'd think why the hell are you quoting that random willy wonka line.... It drove my crazy till I finally saw super troopers.
karrachr000 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:44:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You will be glad to know that they are making a second one...
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/super-troopers-2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Troopers_2
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:52:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is news. Always skeptical about sequels though, especially comedies.
Qweniden ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im an investor in the movie. Hopefully my clout is enough to make it good
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:48:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
uhhhhhhhh
Qweniden ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What? Im literally an investor in the movie. I swear.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:49:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah wasn't there like a gofundme or kickstarter for this movie? Technically lots of people are investors. So uhh to be blunt, who are you and whats this clout you're talking about? You just clownin around or what? Why did you feel the need to tell me that?
Qweniden ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:12:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I invested in the kickstarter campaign ($20 IIRC). By my estimation that makes me a Hollywood powerbroker.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sigh.... god damn you.
Qweniden ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:27:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll never work in this town again
linguotgr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:11:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ehh... When was the last time a cult classic got a sequel that lived up to the original?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Desperado is the closest movie that comes to mind.
lionturtl3 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:33:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Karma: Enhance
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:10:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enhance
GeorgeAmberson ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:57:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just print the damn thing!
brandscaping ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:50:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who wants a mustache ride?
SunSorched ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:39:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
Enriquehotpantz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:03:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamer of the dreams.
peacelovecraftbeer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:35:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only if you're a communist
Moridn ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 17:08:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I swear to god, I will pistol whip the next person that says shenanigans!
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:18:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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workraken ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:13:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, you mean Shenanigans?
Moridn ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:19:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OHHHHHHH!
wolfdarrigan ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:26:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holds up pistol
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:09:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chickenfucker!
Mycotoxicjoy ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:28:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
those were his actual parents in the car. they knew he was going to yell at them, they didnt know what he was actually going to say
lionturtl3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? TIL. That's kinda funny their reactions were perfect.
Ashken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Farva, what's that restaurant you love so much with the chicken wings and all the goofy shit on the walls?
TheThirdStrike ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:48:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's Afghanistanimation!
DodgerDoan ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:18:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't pull over any farther!
K1ngPCH ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:35:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Son, do you know how fast you were going?"
"Uh, 65?"
"63"
"But officer, isn't the speed limit 65?"
"Yeah. It is."
DodgerDoan ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:53:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One cheeseburger........ It's for a cop...
wut_seriously ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:05:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That look like spit to you?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:30:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just told them that so they'd make it good.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:10:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's that supposed to mean??
Rocketshipfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
lionturtl3 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:37:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smell that Rabbit? Fear.
Mycotoxicjoy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:29:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother of God
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:10:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's already pulled over!!
HeughJass ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:12:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams"
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:31:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men.
pudinnhead ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:28:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm thinking of getting this as a tattoo.
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:08:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Littering and? Littering and?
blueeyesofthesiren ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:37:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Candy barsssssss
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:09:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smokin' the reefer.
crobertg ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:41:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But this could be two movies
Schwifty_or_Die ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:25:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hebrew?
rattfink ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:42:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just a reminder that that dude is married to Christina Hendricks. What's your excuse bro?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay! Who wants a mustache ride?!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh I do, I vant one!
TheMILKMAN237 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super Troopers.
TheMediumPanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't is "These"?
Dan_Berg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:12:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright meow, hand over your license and registration
PM_ME_KITTENS_PLEASE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meow
hyphan_1995 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You boys like Mexico
Schnitzngigglez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:24:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This could be one of two....
Lizard_OQ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:26:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I look like cat jumping all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
lionturtl3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
AllKillerNoFill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's already pulled over, he cannot pull over any further!
FIfty_shades_of_Anal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love supertroopers
lionturtl3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorite movies of all time.
skeeveholt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watched this for the tenth time last night because my new lady friend somehow hadn't seen it at 34 years old. Needless to say, she loved it.
Also
Ins0mniak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You get blue... like anyone. But me and Grandpa Joe, can make your troubles go away! Blow away!... There they goooooo. Cheep Up Charlieeeeee!
Frankiesaysperhaps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU BOYS EVER BEEN TO MEX-EE-CO?!"
Brady2342 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For the record, I consider this a Super Troopers quote
tsJIMBOb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:59:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
U got 2 in that one. Mad props
Edit: adding link http://youtu.be/3pwvB4_Te8A
http://youtu.be/eWXw8hZHKsE
Yoshi_is_my_main ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:05:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DO YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?
Hisparican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That could be anything Willie Wonka Super Troopers ....... My grandpapa's underground indie films.
zerocoolforschool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But this is from TWO movies! Which one are you referencing!???!
goatman2112 ยท 9321 points ยท Posted at 13:41:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.
EticketJedi ยท 2093 points ยท Posted at 13:51:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
goatman2112 ยท 1926 points ยท Posted at 13:53:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable
EticketJedi ยท 775 points ยท Posted at 13:54:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT: mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe...
goatman2112 ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 13:56:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
to the witch, wench!
EticketJedi ยท 130 points ยท Posted at 14:11:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anybody want a peanut?
goatman2112 ยท 112 points ยท Posted at 14:16:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist (gets attacked by ROUS)
EticketJedi ยท 135 points ยท Posted at 14:35:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surrender!
You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
TedTheViking ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 15:41:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now, only if we had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
Squashthehamster ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 17:23:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rest well and dream of large women"
EditorialComplex ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:34:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My way's not very sportsmanlike."
OateyMcGoatey ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:15:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am not left-handed.
Dr_Angelic ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:15:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
tuscanspeed ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:30:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They were both poisoned."
therealhaagentii ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:49:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!
Telogor ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:15:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have fun storming the castle!
Thomassaurus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:34:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We'll never survive.
Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:54:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does anybody have a holocaust cloak?
Unitigasus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:42:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mawwiage. Twue wuv.
TedTheViking ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:13:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where did you get that?
Lampmonster1 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:31:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone was looking for you.
haloryder ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:57:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...I really want to watch this movie again now.
EticketJedi ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:37:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know. That's been my general reaction to the whole thing.
Svenly1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:48:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's on Netflix! (At least in the US)
haloryder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is in Canada too! I'm just not home at the moment.
Winterberry25 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:37:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No more rhyming, I mean it!
PiersonNyx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:35:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone want a peanut? Arghhhhhhhh!
Telogor ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:13:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My way is not very sportsmanlike.
ayakokiyomizu ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:50:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Um, this is Neverending Story... and it's 'winch'. You're probably thinking of "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"
goatman2112 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:51:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
whoops getting my fantasies confused
special_reddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No wonder you were calling your wife "daddy" last night.
Talongie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No..... this is The Princess Bride
ayakokiyomizu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The thread is Princess Bride. The comment I was replying to was an out-of-place quote from The Neverending Story.
Talongie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh. I'm sorry, I didn't catch that.
AFK42 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:18:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh... wait.... what?
wonka001 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:16:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
It's "To the Winch, Wench" and from a different Movie (Never Ending Story)
JMGurgeh ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:37:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been saying that to my girlfriend/wife for the better part of 20 years and could never remember where it came from.
leonburger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To the winch, wench!" Is from Neverending Story.
kathyee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was to the winch wench
JMGurgeh ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:36:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Random fact, but in the book it was cough drops. One of many things that was much better in the movie than the book (probably because the author was involved and could fix some of the bad lines from the book for the screenplay). I mean, cough drops? Wtf?
snaek ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:13:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reading this makes me think billy ceystal had something to do with it? His delivery at least was perfect.
JMGurgeh ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:14:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't be surprised as Billy Crystal is a very funny man, but there are a lot of lines that were refined or completely changed for the better in the movie, and it makes me think Goldman wasn't happy with them in the book and took the opportunity to fix them.
Deluxe_Used_Douche ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:44:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I swear it shall be done.
LilSebastian12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To blaaaaaaaathe
BEEF_WIENERS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:12:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ANYBODY WANT A PEANUT?
special_reddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...they're so perky, I love that.
kannstdusehen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"LIAR! LIAARRRRRR!"
"QUIET WITCH!"
"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I wanna be that anymore!'"
PrincessBrideFanatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...its "Get back witch." :)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So perky. I love that.
Mathsciteach ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:24:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Have fun storming the castle"
KelleyMcChes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get back witch!
chrispdx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Billy Crystal ad-libbed most if not all of this performance. Sheer brilliance.
UltimateInferno ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:43:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But anyway, he didn't say Love, he said "blaaaaavvvveee" which means to bluff. That means he was gambling and he owed someone money. Check his pockets.
MixmasterJrod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:09:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're so perky.. I love that
aqua_zesty_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love that quote from The Godfather.
DeadpoolsUglyMother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not a witch; I'm your wife!
treemanswife ยท 407 points ยท Posted at 14:44:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do not think that word means what you think it means
skraptastic ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:47:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That word, you keep using it. I don't think it means what you think it means."
FTFY
treemanswife ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:18:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks
and_one_more_thing ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:12:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pull that thing. Pull that other thing!
LittleMaxS ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:11:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, it would be a shame to spoil yours
Bradthedutch ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:38:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mahwage
TentPester ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:09:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anybody want a peanut?
everfalling ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:04:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone please explain why this is funny. I've never understood.
escape_goat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:41:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me, from recollection, it seems to be that the way Andre the Giant delivers the line, it is clear that Fezzik has been pondering this matter and has decided to say something.
Vizzini is a man of rapid patter, self-aggrandizement, and baroque hyperbole, who would never say two words if he could make do with five. The use of the word in exclamation is a product of all these things. Vizzini regards himself as a genius of his age, a vastly sophisticated thinker, capable of amazing deduction through acts of pure reason. When The Man In Black survives a plan that Vizzini was certain would doom him, to Vizzini it is not merely remarkable, or astounding, or even merely impossible; no, it is inconceivable.
Fezzik may be dimly aware of this context, but he knows that he knows what the word means, even though he might never use it. He finds it confusing and slightly distressing that Vizzini keeps misusing it, and is finally sharing this complaint.
It is incidentally one of the most insulting things he could have said to Vizzini.
everfalling ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Misusing it as in using it as hyperbole so often?
escape_goat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a word that seldom has a place outside of hyperbole. If something is "inconceivable", from a literal perspective this means that it could not have been thought or imagined.
That means that is doubtful that one could properly refer to something as "inconceivable" in an absolute sense, because to refer to it one would need to be able to imagine it. It can be used to describe states of understanding when attached to specific entities, or with reference to the past, but Vizzini's recurring usage finally leads Fezzik to the conclusion that the word does not mean what Vizzini thinks it means.
its_not_appropriate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inigo, not Fezzik. But otherwise I agree completely.
escape_goat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:20:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That makes a little more sense. I remember back in the 70s when Alan Alda had that science show, there was one episode where he interviewed Karl Lashey about false memories. It's amazing how fragile memory can be.
its_not_appropriate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is indeed. I've actually seen a lot of things misquoted in this thread and I find it interesting that so many memories can lie so consistently.
treemanswife ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:45:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Short answer: He keeps saying things are inconceivable, but obviously they are not inconceivable because they have not only been conceived, but have actually happened.
escape_goat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aha! But they could have actually happened and yet been inconceivable until the exact moment in which they happened for the very first time and thus through direct experience became conceivable!
Mrnicebanker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:19:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No more rhyming now, I mean it!"
"Anybody want a peanut?"
"AAARGH!"
katielady125 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:33:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anybody want a peanut?
SolvaySlovak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"PC LOAD LETTER"? what the fuck does that mean?
Dam_it_all ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:11:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Incontheivable
Ello_elicopter ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:21:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the cliffs of insanity!
6chan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:53:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grand Nagus Zek?
Bibliotheresa ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:19:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!
roflberry_pwncakes ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:37:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
zahmer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:32:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
SpikeyJohnson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:42:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here looking for this. Ran into Inigo Montoya first!
Fe_Mike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He didn't fall!?
Knockaire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means!
cgonzalez94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:06:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was totally going to just out "inconceivable!"
Pcatalan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You keep using that word...I don't think it means what you think it means.
NosleepTiffy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think that means what you think it means.
WmPitcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not many single word quotes make you immediately think of only one movie.
ShaneDAWS0N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think you know what that word means.
ppl_suck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do no think that means what you think it means.
opcrack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You keep on using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
CRoswell ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:25:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.
lorraine_baines_ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:34:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww this just made my heart skip a beat. Young Cary Elwes, what a babe.
Cleath ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:50:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rolling down hill
TheDankestOfM3mes ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:52:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AAAAS YOOUU WIIIIISH...
Eddievetters ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:17:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe it's "Aaaaaaaasssssss yyyoooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu wwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Anybody want a peanut?"
yummymoon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:35:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love you.
EticketJedi ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:48:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts?
alkaline810 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:02:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO disintegrations.
KingNFM ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:41:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is how I told my wife I loved her after we had started dating.
After saying that phrase for weeks we sat down for movie night and watched this.
BucetaMonster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watch out for the bumps!
dharma_cop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:58:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish" was the correct answer. everyone else can stop now.
Ravyn82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaaaaaas yooooooooou wiiiiiiiiish
PacoTaco321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/me_irl
callmepebbles ยท 387 points ยท Posted at 16:10:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
*Inigo: Hello there! Slow going?
*Man In Black: Look, I don't mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.
*Inigo: Sorry.
*Man In Black: Thank you.
*Inigo: I do not suppose you could-a speed things up?
*Man In Black: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
*Inigo: I could do that. I've got some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
*Man In Black: That does put a damper on our relationship.
*Inigo: But, I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top.
*Man In Black: That's very comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.
*Inigo: I hate waiting. Begins to walk away, but turns and comes back. I could give you my word as a Spaniard...?
*Man In Black: No good. I've known too many Spaniards.
*Inigo: So's there any way you'll trust me?
*Man In Black: Nothing comes to mind.
*Inigo: I swear, on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive.
*Man In Black: Throw me the rope.
*Inigo: W-w-w-w-we'll wait until you're ready.
*Man In Black: Again, thank you.
My all-time favorite scene :)
MyOwnHurricane ยท 140 points ยท Posted at 17:03:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The beauty of this scene comes out in the book where you realize that his arms are about to give out and he is about to fall to his death and he is bluffing on an epic level.
xixoxixa ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 18:53:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up with this movie, and never realized it was a book. Un til I joined the Army, and got sent to Afghanistan. There, in the middle of nowhere, in our tiny little shoppette, I found this book. I bought it immediately and read it cover to cover in one sitting.
Ace1999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey sup, you still at TAMC?
xixoxixa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:16:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. Out now; doing research at the ISR.
callmepebbles ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:46:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for your service :)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:29:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You shouldnt say that.
KingNothing87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:31:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Question: why?
ProfessorButtkiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cause reddit has a problem with any body in the military for some, probably stupid, reason.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:49:00 on June 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, but I dint think you should be thanked for your service just for being in the military.
PaleBlueEye ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:18:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL
LessMidRange ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:47:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
could you explain? who is bluffing i dont understand
solariangod ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 21:12:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Man in Black is chasing after 3 men who have kidnapped the Princess Buttercup. The people he is chasing have a giant (Andre the Giant), who uses a rope to climb up a sheer cliff face. The Man in Black is close behind them on the rope when they reach the top, and they cut the rope that he is still climbing up. He manages to latch onto the cliff to avoid death, and two of the captors continue on with Buttercup, leaving Inigo, a swordmaster of no little skill, to kill the Man in Black. The Man in Black leads Inigo to believe he will eventually reach the top on his own power, but in fact he is quickly weakening, and will soon fall to his death. He says there is no way he would trust any aid from a man waiting to kill him. Inigo is impatient to continue, and swears on the soul of his murdered father, who he has sought vengeance for his entire life, that if he lowers some more of the rope to him, the Man in Black will reach the top alive. Then, when he reaches the top, Inigo, being a man of honor, allows the Man in Black to rest, instead of beginning the duel which he would easily win against the exhausted climber.
Seriously, this movie, the Princess Bride, is one of my favorites. It has humor, action, intrigue, and some really damn good acting. If you haven't seen it, pick it up. It's well worth your time.
Fatharriet ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:18:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The whole back story to Inigo gives the line so much more meaning too... sends chills down my spine. Tanks for the memory, my kids are too little, but I can't wait to read it to them in a few years :)
Llama11amaduck ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:00:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The man in black. He is acting as though he'll get to the top when he gets there, but in reality, his arms are about to give out and he's about to fall. Truly, he should take the help from Inigo regardless.
LessMidRange ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:05:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i see thanks man!
MyOwnHurricane ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:57:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was answered very well by other folks, thank you for asking.
i_wanted_to_say ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:15:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Is the book like the movie, a story within a story? Or is the book the story that the story within the movie is based on? I don't even know if that even makes sense.
MyOwnHurricane ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:20:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Most definitely a story within a story, although it isn't exactly the same story within a story. The book story is very meta and very funny (if you like that kind of thing).
FabulousThylacine ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:31:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The book says its a re-write of an older story, shortened by the author's father so the author as a child wouldn't lose interest. The older story doesn't exist, though the author often references long passages he says he later found that were too boring and part of some great political allegory and were cut. It also includes passages describing his father reading the story to the author as a boy... So yes, even more so.
pipboy_warrior ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 21:11:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
rbaltimore ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:04:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite part of that dialogue.
MimeGod ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:23:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best part of that exchange is that Inigo isn't the least bit offended by the response.
princessbuttercup87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:07:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read this whole thing in their voices lol
Marcii-eye ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:03:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want my father back, you sonofabitch."
capilot ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:05:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am not left handed either"
(Although, if I had been directing that scene, I would simply have had the Man In Black smile, and transfer the sword to his right hand.)
NonaSuomi282 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:21:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The whole thing was written and directed as if for the stage though, which kind of demands that you be as over-the-top and melodramatic as possible, because the expectation is that smaller movements and such might be lost on those in the audience who are too far away to clearly see something so relatively subtle.
seal_eggs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:57:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me that comes in a close second to the battle of wits.
Llama11amaduck ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 15:22:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you"
schalito ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 15:41:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you seem a decent fellow. i hate to die!
Lampmonster1 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:32:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ready or not, you've been more than fair.
chilehead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're using Bonetti's defense against me. Very good.
I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain.
So you must expect me to attack with cappo fera.
I find that Thibault counters cappo fera, don't you?
Unless your opponent has studied his Agrippa, which I have!
TheHoundOfClegane ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 14:46:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ELIA MARTELL
016Bramble ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:00:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You raped her! You murdered her! You killed her children!
marouf33 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:28:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elia of Dorne. I killed her screaming whelp. Then I raped her. Then I smashed her fucking head in. Like this
lugnut92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oberyn </3
CraigKostelecky ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:18:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SPLAT
FishGhost466 ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 13:54:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking love this movie.
goatman2112 ยท 371 points ยท Posted at 13:55:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togetha tuday
jnicho15 ยท 181 points ยท Posted at 14:31:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wuv, twu wuv...
Lampmonster1 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:31:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man and WIFE!
Embeast ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:52:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you... the wing?
MHG73 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:24:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That dweam within a dweam.
CedarWolf ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:15:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dat bwessed awwaingement...
rotll ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:19:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I officiated a wedding recently for a gay couple, friends of ours. They INSISTED that I work this quote into it. The smiles on their faces when I actually said it, and the chuckle from the audience was great!
TedTheViking ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 15:40:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dat bwethhed awwanghement
Dat dweam wifin a dweam
CowSeizure ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:50:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
reddit1st ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:44:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My husband and I got married on Halloween dressed as the Princess Bride and the Man In Black. This clip was what started off the wedding.
http://imgur.com/lhViF9g
DesdesAK ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:44:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man. I was catering this wedding once and the best man starts his speech with that line and in that voice and it goes on and on. The cringe factor was off the charts and the bride looked like she wanted to hide under the table. The reception just goes down from there. The mother of the bride insisted that the chicken dance NOT BE PLAYED well the groomsmen thought it would be funny to get the DJ to play it anyway. Mother loses her shit!! It became an altercation. This was at an officers club and the father was some full bird colonel. Worst reception ever.
mosburger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:50:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My wife and I wanted to do this for our wedding vows and we still regret not doing it.
bkaybee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just went to a wedding where the preacher was asked to perform that scene.
PM_ME_UR_STASH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Book is even somewhat better imo. Although the movie was a really good portrayal of the book.
PrincessBrideFanatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the book as much as the movie!
nero4983 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is it?
Pantsface16 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:15:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Princess Bride
xmajortomx ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:19:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have fun storming the castle
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:53:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Think it'll work?"
PaleBlueEye ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:31:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It'll take a miracle.
Colt4587 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:05:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are men of action, lies do not become us!
TheBQE ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:44:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am no one to be trifled with.
RocketGirl2629 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:23:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this a Kissing book?
goatman2112 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:25:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
skip to the fire swamp, that sounded good
capilot ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:10:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Fire Swamp?! We'll never survive!"
"Nonsense, you only say that because no one ever has."
capilot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a little kissing.
Anderson017 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:40:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mind was blown when I found out he's the same actor from criminal minds.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:19:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Anderson017 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:06:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Riiiiiightttt?!
jaded_anna420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No shit?! TIL.
tommyjohnpauljones ยท 132 points ยท Posted at 14:36:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, I loved Caddyshack.
mudgetheotter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:06:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So I guess you got that going for you.
schlippitybip ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:53:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I love the beach boys.
kravex ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:49:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
lillethy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:38:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was totally coming here with this line! So happy it's already been done. Also, they just recently put this movie up on Netflix.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what movie is it?
Rock-n-Roll-Noly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Princess bride.
GamerKey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well fuck me. That sounded like a bad troll attempt, but it's the truth.
Rock-n-Roll-Noly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great fucking movie. Check it out.
fucktherepublic ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:18:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not a witch! I'm ya wife!
suitcasegnome ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:27:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm waiting!"
Msktb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
chuknora ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:25:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Weโll never survive!โ โNonsense. Youโre only saying that because no one ever has."
xiaoma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's possible... pig! It's conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass!
goatman2112 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:17:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
CloudEnt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Humperdink Humperdink Humperdink!
SocksWithoutSandals ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I watched this for the first time a couple of weeks ago, and I was shocked that that's where it came from. My whole life I thought that was a line from The Godfather...
xhankhillx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know the film from this quote
going to google it
beep boop beep
The Princess Bride? never seen it, don't like the sound of the title either. romcom?
mslack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let me explain... no, there is too much. Let me sum up.
Trust_Me_Im_Right ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:05:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idk what this is but from this quote alone I really want to watch the movie
i_Fart_You_Smell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:28:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mawwige, is whaaat bwingssss uuusssss toooogetheeeeaaa toooodaaaayyy!
DuhTabby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:29:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got my first (and only, so far) gold from a Princess Bride reference.
EggheadDash ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:42:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mawwiage is why we have gathered here today...
kirakun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:15:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This movie has so many lines that would give it away.
Gameguy8101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:57:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
excuse me... but do you happen to have six fingers?
Ace1999 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:20:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop saying that!
Badassbanana69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Read this in a Indian accent for some reason
PanRagon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How I Met Your Mother?
nahteviro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But!... can you name his father?
goatman2112 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:43:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Domingo Montoya
PadawanNerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anybody wanna peanut?
mulasien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That movie is just one long string of memorable quotes, one after another.
prettily ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is what came to mind immediately when I read the question!
swanhunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to find this!
Dragonace1000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have fun storminโ da castle
thestickystickman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Oberyn Martell. You killed my sister. Prepare to die.
smittyDX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I genuinely don't know the movie
FappyJacky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American Dad?
blenz09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not to fifty!
samster010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Streamerhouse?
_QueeferSutherland_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So many great Finding Nemo quotes in one convenient thread
WillaBerble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dissappointed I had to scroll so far to see this.
Krymtel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie?
gutterthoughts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So bow down to her if you want, bow to her! Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of PUTRESCENCE.
moonman1603 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is from Shrek right?
Mycotoxicjoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
TheConesofDunshire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does anybody want any peanuts?
goalstopper28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I went into shock when I found out Inigo Montoya is Saul from Homeland.
epicfamilydecals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She is only mostly dead.
Datduckdo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you the 6 fingered man?
Keemdiddly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No more rhyming and I mean it!". "Anybody want a peanut?"
GeekyCartoonist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist.
timthetollman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope
wotad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what film
JohnEffingZoidberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why isn't this higher?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man I loved that How I Met Your Mother episode
Speech500 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is that?
TheMovieQuoteGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vizzini, he can fuss...
andgonow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mawwaige.
Peaceblaster86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wow that's so strange, it's my first time watching this movie! just got to the forest of fire as I got to your comment.
still can't believe I have never seen this movie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you know? Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
caughtincandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prepare to dance.
cornelius_muffins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm disappointed at how far down I had to scroll to see this.
ch00d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anybody wanna peanut?
Sonic1031 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a confession to make, I've never watched the princess bride. Is it actually any good, it's one of those I've always heard good things about just never got around to it.
itsjustchad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some times it seems like every line for that show is quotable.
FatalOverdose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idk what film this is
FlaminCamin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taken 3?
raptor1677 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anybody want a peanut?
ShutUpTodd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
shrieking_hole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Booooo! Booooo! Boooo!
Assdolf_Shitler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, my name is Juan Pablo Montoya. You beat my time, prepare to die.
Coranon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mawwiage
kenos99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Murdered by pirates is good."
MurderingTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I scrolled way too far to find this, my first thought.
Rudenot2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To blave
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
jennybella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhhh love love love this one!
PrincessBrideFanatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This and As you wish are by far the most over quoted lines in movie, quickly followed by Inconceivable.
websnarf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:48:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
goatman2112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
as you wish
HTML5gordon ยท 169 points ยท Posted at 15:09:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeeere's Johny!
CastleReese ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:47:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REDRUM, REDRUM
Unitigasus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:50:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
exatron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No TV and no beer make Homer something, something.
Alphax45 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:05:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Short Circuit 2?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โฌโดโฌโดโคเผผสฬูอโโฌโดโฌโด
HotDog804 ยท 260 points ยท Posted at 18:11:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"
Unpossible42 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:17:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait a minute, so your name is Gaylord Focker?
Martofunes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smart people pick green... But you didn't pick it.
FusionGel ยท 617 points ยท Posted at 14:07:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not how the force works!
[deleted] ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 15:55:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Soldier-Spy ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 19:31:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That could be any one of seven movies though.
Thatrandomguy007 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:36:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I thought they smelt bad... on the outisde!
Soldier-Spy ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:39:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great, kid! Don't get cocky!
TheLoneExplorer ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:43:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nevertellmetheodds
lumabean ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:51:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TR8R
xilef_destroy ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:51:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
Soldier-Spy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:55:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:10:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a rebellion, isn't it? I rebel.
Soldier-Spy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:40:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate sand.
Distractiion ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:23:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere
Soldier-Spy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:24:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am not a committee!
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:28:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
Soldier-Spy ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:31:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not true! That's impossible!
Stumpy172 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a bad feeling about this.
DrMaxwellEdison ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 17:41:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, really, you're cold?
aatencio91 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:30:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I went 51 top level comments down before I found a Star Wars quote.
SybariticLegerity ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:45:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know! I was expecting it way sooner!
aatencio91 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:47:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And it wasn't even an obvious one like "I am your father" or "Use the Force."
Sandriell ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:17:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not how any of this works!
haloryder ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:36:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Comfortable?"
popfilms ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:42:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Another happy landing
404Notfound- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:55:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Han :(
bigminiman12 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:01:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obiwan never told you what happened to your father.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:51:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, laugh it up, fuzzball. But you didn't see us in the south entrance. She confessed her true feelings for me.
tsJIMBOb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:03:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not how any of this works
blastfromtheblue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:23:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
why is this the first one i see in this thread and not "Luke i am your father"
Forever_Man ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 21:02:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because that's not the line...
blastfromtheblue ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 21:12:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sorry i forgot the comma
Supercoolguy4 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:58:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The line is "No, I am your father."
blastfromtheblue ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I just forgot the comma
Supercoolguy4 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:13:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trust me, that's the line.
http://youtu.be/Lbjru5CQIW4 at around 1:45
Dante-Alighieri ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:33:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For the lazy:
cavelioness ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:04:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw the Star Wars Rap before I ever saw the movies, I can never hear this part without mentally amending it to rhyme:
Obi Wan could never bother
Telling you about your father
He told me enough - he told me you killed him
Well there's something that I must reveal then
Supercoolguy4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:30 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks.
blastfromtheblue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i'm out of cheeky responses but now will be rewatching ESB this weekend
Supercoolguy4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:43 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always a good time for that.
FancyFeller ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:35:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just here to let you know I am laughing at you, extremely hard. You made your point. Got corrected, apologized without realizing the actual screw up, got told exacrly what the proper line is, and then doubled down on your mistake. Fabulous, absolutely fabulous.
blastfromtheblue ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:51:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
didn't double down, i admitted that i forgot the comma. it ruins the whole pacing of the line.
i fully recognize that the line should be "No Luke, I am your father" (of course we all know how luke responds: "Whaat??!")
FancyFeller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tripling down on the mistake I see. Nice. Again it is "No. I am your father." Darth Vader does not say Luke anywhere in that sentence. Furthermore it is accepted that no in itself is a sentence. Then he says I am your father. The line is not Luke, I am your father. The line is not No, Luke I am your father. You tried fixing it and you were still wrong. Someone even posted a video with the proper line. Watch it, learn from your mistake.
blastfromtheblue ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:05:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
two letters is really not enough to build a sentence. that's like using two bricks to build a house. what are you housing, ants?
FancyFeller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. See how that works a simple one worder statement can be a sentence. Get it! No? Exactly! Exclamations can also be a sentence. This is some simple English mate. The point is you keep getting the line wrong time and time again. Just stop.
blastfromtheblue ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:27:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no. exclamations are not sentences. they are exclamations
FancyFeller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes but that was not an exclamation, it was a one word statement. By the way im noticing youre no longer replying to the topic of the Darth Vader quote. Such a nice way to deviate an argument, good on ya mate. Still does not change the fact that you were pretty wrong. Cheers.
blastfromtheblue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:54 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
as far as i'm concerned the vader quote is settled because i recognized i left out the comma, you were right about that
FancyFeller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:49:28 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ man. It's not about the comma it is the inclusion of Luke Skywalker's name. Remove Luke, keep the no, keep the comma and you'll get it right.
blastfromtheblue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:44 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
got it. no, im your father, luke
ocha_94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Move, ball.
starhawks ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:31:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually thought this line was really cheesy.
hebrew4503 ยท 156 points ยท Posted at 17:15:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.... You're cool, and fuck you, I'm out."
panerai388 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:59:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nasty Nate, naughty jungle of love
Harry_Vajomache ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:31:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What was that stuff we used to eat so much of back in the day?
Xulnoxi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:27:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pussy
Harry_Vajomache ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:10:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah.
atom__heart ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:06:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All I wanna know is, who's coming with me?
Grapehead86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing quote I use on the reg
evoblade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much my favorite movie line. I'm still planning on quitting a job this way.
likeafoxyfox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:49:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"
Bournegirl ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 14:16:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do, pig, that'll do.
PureChaosDI ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:11:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"David Cameron: A Documentary"?
director5831 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:56:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed too hard at this
rowinit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:16:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know you're thinking Babe, but this is what that line always makes me think of.
piratemonkies64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually first heard the quote from gravity falls. I still need to watch that move, but it took me forever to get that it was a reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2PLYz8mpzM
felixjawesome ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I said this to an ex once. She had neither seen the movie nor was familiar with the reference. I explained to her that it was from a movie about a sheep herding pig who could talk to other animals, and that the sequel was directed by the guy who made Mad Max.
I don't think she believed me.
hextree ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:50:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baa Ram Ewe
pudinnhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true!
archpotate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:01:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer "that'll do Donkey, that'll do".
rollerpigeons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From the creator of Mad Max movies and the Director of Happy Feet
barcode1555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And now I realize that the male protagonist in "The Leather Daddy and the Femme" was quoting something.
bunyacloven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All i can think of it is archer, though it is probably a quote from wherever this is from.
enantiodromia_ ยท 550 points ยท Posted at 13:56:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll have what she's having."
Bgems17 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:34:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me there is too much pepper in my poppycosh....
enantiodromia_ ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:38:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But I would be proud to partake of your pecan pie...
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:03:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun Fact: The woman who said that was Rob Reiners (the directors) mother.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:49:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When Harry Met Sally
HappySpaceCat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:31:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crunchy nut cornflakes ad?
Andernerd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Star Wars?
OscarPistachios ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sex?
dudebroth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, grow up lady!
RobertAPetersen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's...better?
JewFrobee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:24:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's just been revoked."
[deleted] ยท 195 points ยท Posted at 14:21:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dya like dags?
yagi-san ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 17:38:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:47:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well... Thank you for that, now if you don't mind me asking who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course!
whelponry ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:56:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified, in this case, by a horrible cunt...ME!
franzee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:12:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably my favorite movie line of all time.
ProfessorCropduster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:40:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to write ยจBe wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.ยจ.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum.
hometowngypsy ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 18:01:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you have anything to declare?" "Yeah. Don't go to London."
"Why do they call him the Bullet-dodger?" "Because he dodges bullets, Avi."
ProfessorCropduster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
London? Yeah. Fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fuckin' Poppins. London!
Shibboleeth ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:13:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's happening with those sausages Charlie?
Five minutes Turkish.
Five minutes? You said two minutes, five minutes ago!
thebrennc ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:24:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You take sugar? No thanks Turkish, I'm sweet enough.
Shit_Breather ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:59:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep that dog from dribblin on my seats.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:11:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tyrone - this is a stolen car, mate.
exoxe ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:42:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yah I like dags...
PsychoDad7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:36:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but I like caravans more
Fillibuster ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:26:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Protection? Protection from what, zee Germans?
scotfarkas ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:16:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How long on those sausages charlie?
Five minutes Turkish
It was two mintutes five minutes ago?
Camshaft92 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:25:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is naht fer me, is fer me mah
CharlieOscar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:52:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, dogs. Sure I like dogs. I like caravans more.
Mcian912 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:38:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, but THATS our getaway driver? He couldn't get away from anything!
MmeBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yessssssss xD Good one, I love this movie.
lordbutterbottom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Proper fucked
Splodgerydoo ยท 922 points ยท Posted at 14:28:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
IM TRAPPED INSIDE A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION
Edit: This is my most upvoted post and I have no regrets
valeyard89 ยท 170 points ยท Posted at 16:22:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milk was a bad choice
Llama11amaduck ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:27:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brick killed a man!
gbr555 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:51:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brick I've been meaning to talk to you about that, you should find a safe house or some realtives nearby, because you're probably wanted for murder.
Scherzkeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?
nickfree ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:30:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That escalated quickly!
meiyoumayo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:41:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT
MissTypaTypa ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:43:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
60% of the time, it works every time.
Edit: because 60% is more than enough.
seagramsseven ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:57:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(It's 60%. Don't want to seem mean, I just want you to get your quote game on point for furture karma. :) )
MissTypaTypa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:35 on July 9, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit. I knew I was close though.
seagramsseven ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:43:43 on July 9, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah! I'm just stupidly in love with almost every Will Ferrell movie I can get my hands on. Have a good day! :)
wicked-alkaline ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 17:05:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Baxter. You know I don't speak Spanish.
seagramsseven ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:58:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not even mad! I'm impressed!
jedurham ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:29:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There were horses, and a man on fire, and I stabbed a man with a trident.
Brick killed a guy!
Eating-Peanuts ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:21:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not inside.. "in"
freaking amature
abigthirstyteddybear ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 16:23:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That escalated quickly.
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:04:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know, Brick killed a guy with a trident.
confusedamelia ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:34:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I LOVE LAMP!
liammcb ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:38:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baxter you are my little... gentle man.. I'll take you to foggy London Town because you are what? My little gentle man
kickd16 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:57:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baxter? Is that you? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee!
coffeeblack1203 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:37:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
TheThreeRangers ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:25:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOUD NOISES!!
billbrown96 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:10:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:04:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
60% of the time, it works every time.
Seminal_Sound ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That doesn't make sense.
Seminal_Sound ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That doesn't make sense.
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:05:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's made with bits of real Panther, so you know it's good.
emperorchiao ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:06:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Finding Nemo, the scene where he's in the fishtank.
imp3r10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in a glass case of emotion. *
seagramsseven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ron! Where are you?! The bad man punted baxter!
imp3r10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in a glass case of emotion. *
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baxter!!!
TangoHotel04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milk was a bad choice.
wanking_to_got ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baxter is that you? Baxter? Bark twice if your in Milwaukee!
NateDogTX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The bad man punted Baxter!
TheDovahkiinsDad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE
pm-me-ur-shlong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M BLLLLLIND
Surprisingly a good sequel.
capitoloftexas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aw man milk, milk was a baaaaad choice
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Sirus804 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh yeah? Well now I'm going to do this" kicks dog
Komotokrill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BAXTER
Johnzor818 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have many leather bound books, My apartment smells of rich mahogany"
pythagoris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blawwwwhaaaauggghnghhaaa!!
J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS ยท 494 points ยท Posted at 14:13:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
dragoon619 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 15:49:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"what?"
MCGtr1ck ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:34:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY WHAT AGAIN SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER I DOUBLE DARE YOU
mrsuns10 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:14:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
ILoveTabascoSauce ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:21:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I said, sir, does he have the appearance of a female dog?
Ace1999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What ain't no country, motherfucker!
MCGtr1ck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT
RageNorge ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:29:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tell me more, tell me more!"
"Does he look like a bitch?"
AnEmptyKarst ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:08:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Fatties-Gonna-Fat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:41:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How is this so far down in the comments?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
MathleticDept ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:56:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good quote/username combo
Teh_Mongoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something Nemo something something meta.
madison_rogue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3meta3fast
Tokyo Drift
cclan2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he talk like a bitch?
LocRocker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice username here
Pasalacqua87 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:36:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finding Nemo?
HiMyNameIsNerd ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 19:33:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you."
"I know."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got my boyfriend and I key chains that said this for our anniversary.
Mulberry0490 ยท 829 points ยท Posted at 14:09:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Imagine youโre a deer. Youโre prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. BAM! A fโinโ bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask you: Would you give a fโ what kind of pants the son of a bโ- who shot you was wearing?!
Edit: Here's a YouTube link to this scene, for those who're interested.
Llama11amaduck ยท 621 points ยท Posted at 15:19:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a bullshit question."
"Does that mean that you can't answer it?"
"It's a bullshit question, it's impossible to answer."
"Impossible because you don't know the answer!"
"Nobody could answer that question!"
"Your Honor, I move to disqualify Ms. Vito as a "expert witness"!"
"Can you answer the question?"
"No, it is a trick question!"
"Why is it a trick question?"
"Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center."
thebootyprincess ยท 175 points ยท Posted at 16:43:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Her delivery of this was absolutely perfect.
[deleted] ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 17:46:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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krazytekn0 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:55:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if you're just stating fact or if you're insinuating that she shouldn't have won that Oscar. I think this was a weird movie for that Oscar to come out of but her acting in it was absolutely worthy of the Oscar. I believed her character so much more than I have believed characters in much more "dramatic" movies. There's a scene where she's talking to Vinny about their problems that is extremely real.
Shufflebuzz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:04:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not insinuating that she shouldn't have won that Oscar.
krazytekn0 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:26:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cool
T_at ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She definitely should have won an Oscar for it alright.
[deleted] ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 16:35:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you suuuuuure?"
"I'm positive."
mildweed ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 17:18:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Only fools are positive."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive."
-Fern Gully
Bahunter22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fell for it! I should have known!
ShadowCow127 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe it's "Only fools are positive."
MakeMeNaked ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 17:37:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But what about the two Utes?
bobvex ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:51:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two whut?
Arj_toast ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:18:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two Uttes...oh two YOUTHHHSSSS
kaett ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 16:52:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i'm gonna be that guy...
Llama11amaduck ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:15:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, I considered including that, but I felt the scene transferred to text best without it :)
kaett ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:25:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i've always considered it a pretty key quip in the whole thing... it's also the same kind of thing my husband would say if i was about to go off on someone who was trying to mess with me like that.
Llama11amaduck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:23:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like it's a line that translates better on-screen is all I meant. It definitely adds to the scene, but less-so in text.
MatCauthonsHat ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:27:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Uh, uh, she'll do."
captain_asparagus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:58:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well...uh...she's acceptable, your honor.
AerThreepwood ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:31:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm an automotive tech and I know a metric fuck ton about cars but, other than a few specific makes, I don't think I could retain the timing position on a decades old car.
Although, I suspect that I work on a greater breadth of cars than she did.
Gark32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:43:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when you spend that much time working on a specific subset of engines, like smallblock chevys, you remember the weirdest things.
AerThreepwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I worked at a Toyota dealership for a while (and that's technically what I went to school for) so I guess that's what I'm most familiar with but I've worked at aftermarket shops mostly, so it's anything and everything. AllData is your friend.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but when was the last time you even used a timing light, I'm a classic car tech and it's hard to find a decent one because there's no demand for them anymore. We just end up buying a new one every couple years.
AerThreepwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, I hadn't even thought of that. I've got all kinds of one off tools in my box but I haven't even bothered to buy a timing light.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you'll probably never need it. If you do you can just borrow one from the old guy in the shop.
AerThreepwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. And every shop I've ever worked at has had a shop box with shit like that in there.
Glewisguy ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:31:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What film is this?
[deleted] ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 16:37:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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andnowforme0 ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 17:16:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't they use this in law school because it's actually a really good representation of court procedure?
ward0630 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 17:18:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I watched this in forensics class because the teacher thought it was such a good representation of court procedure.
losangelesvideoguy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:02:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the things I enjoy about the film is that it's a very good representation of court procedure.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:35:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The depiction of court procedure is among the many strengths of the film.
chuckychub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
OyleSlyck ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 16:45:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can see a clip of the scene here: https://youtu.be/3nGQLQF1b6I
SteveBuscemisWife ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:24:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You stick out like a sore thumb around here."
"Me? What about you?"
"I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."
"Oh yeah, you blend."
JMace ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:33:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking love that scene
link
teh_fizz ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:58:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
stunned look
That movie is just awesome.
mynameisblanked ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:54:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
teen titans did a riff on it.
Nalortebi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww, but thats the shitty refresh. If only we could have the original back in its former glory.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's so weird seeing people get excited about shows they saw as kids when I was too old to be its target demographic.
I mean, I still love old Spiderman but goddammit I don't understand how you can like your crap. It's almost painful cognitive dissonance. Does this mean OG Spidey is ALSO crap?
lavendersludge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People discussing chills over lines from other great movies but reading this gave me chills because that movie was pure perfection.
fromman003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watch this
Yedmo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's a yout?
Kalean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was the first moment I wanted to marry a movie character.
WelcomeMachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fred Gwynne deserved an Oscar for this film. If nothing else for his deadpan reaction shots.
the_singing_pig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy cow great scene. Didn't she win her Oscar for that movie?
Llama11amaduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes she did! She found out she was nominated while sleeping on a pregnant friend's couch. Her friend started yelling because it came on the TV and she woke up thinking her friend was in labor!
MegistaGene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โImagine youโre a deer. Youโre prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. BAM! A fโinโ bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask you: Would you give a fโ what kind of pants the son of a bโ- who shot you was wearing?!โ
Hypothesis_Null ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:38:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well... uh.... she's acceptable.
MisterSmeeee ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 15:25:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bambi?
Mulberry0490 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:41:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, not Bambi. It's actually from the film "My cousin Vinny". Do look it up, it's worth watching.
Ovreel ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:23:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pesci and Tomei work so well in that movie. One of my favorites.
Mulberry0490 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:32:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I couldn't decide on which quote to post here. The entire film is amazing
gambiter ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:30:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, the director's cut, but yes.
Snivy_Whiplash ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:25:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you say 'youts'?"
IronCarrot ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:30:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"what's a yout?"
astrangeparrot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:13:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jeez, could you imagine the confusion Australians must have had with this?
SharkSkinSmile ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 15:28:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, it's the Internet - you're allowed to say fuck.
Also, great movie :)
workraken ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:09:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe they only saw the censored version and couldn't figure out what goes in the blanks?
nahteviro ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:49:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
stomp
stomp
stomp
Mulberry0490 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:00:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS...!
Major_T_Pain ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:58:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The movie is My Cousin Vinny for those that didn't know like me.
dkauffman ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:04:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this from My Cousin Vinny: Airline Version?
pudinnhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny story. My brother and I saw My Cousin Vinnie on the airplane heading home from visiting my grandparents. We landed and told my parents all about this hilarious movie we'd seen and we had to rent it that weekend. I think we were 11 and 9 at the time. So, we rent it and it's suddenly full of profanity! We were so embarrassed. My parents were cool about it and we still finished the movie and then talked about the appropriate usage of those words. My dad and I still quote it at each other.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:16:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-Yesterday, you told me that train hardly ever comes in at 5 in the morning!
-I know. She usually comes around ten after 4.
doughboykc ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:12:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goddam she's hot
BobEWise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh, did you say...yutes?
dhorvath127 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:34:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can swear on the Internet. I promise. Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker bitch fart turd and twat. See?
GeorgeAmberson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cock. Balls.
_Bay_Harbor_Butcher_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that you Tom?
kawaiimoesugoidesu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I loveeeee this quote!!!
spiral6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mortal Kombat.
My Cousin Vinny
meowdryhepurrrn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is a yout?
Pancakewagon26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know you're allowed to swear on here right?
alexpasch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the best little monologues ever.
megajack321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OMG I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT BAMBI UNTIL I OPENED THE LINKED
Bobshayd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had it after "Imagine you're a deer."
Crimson013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What exactly is a grit?"
deruch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stan, you're in Ala-fucking-bama. You come from New York. You killed a good ol' boy. There is NO WAY this is not going to trial!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure that Marisia Tomei was the hottest chick in the world in 1992.
Scherzkeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OK, first off: a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
Temptress75519 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking love this movie. Was about to watch Harry Potter from this thread and now I know I really want to watch this movie.
GrilledSandwiches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EYE! -CLAP- DENTICAL...
Quajek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
V: Mr. Tipton, when you viewed the defendants waIkin' from their car into the Sac-o-Suds, what angIe was your point of view?
T: They was kind of waIking toward me when they entered the store.
V: And when they Ieft, what angIe was your point of view?
T: They was kind of waIkin' away from me.
V: So wouId you say you got a better shot of them goin' in, and not so much comin' out?
T: You couId say that.
V: I did say that. WouId you say that?
T: Yeah.
V: Is it possibIe the two youtes...
Judge: Two what? What was that word?
V: What word?
Judge: Two what?
V: What?
Judge: Did you say ''yoots''?
V: Yeah. ''Two youtes.''
Judge: What is a yoot?
V: Oh. Excuse me, Your Honour. Two youths. Is it possibIe the two defendants entered the store, picked 22 specific items off of the sheIves, had the cIerk take money, make change, then Ieave. Then, two different men [Tipton begins shaking his head] drive up in a simiIar-- Don't shake your head. Wait tiII you hear the whoIe thing so you can understand. Two different men drive up in a simiIar-Iooking car, go in, shoot the cIerk, rob him and then Ieave?
T: No. They didn't have enough time.
V: How much time was they in the store?
T: Five minutes.
V: Five minutes? Did you Iook at your watch?
T: No.
V: Oh, I'm sorry. You testified earIier that the boys went into the store and you had just begun to make breakfast. You were just ready to eat and you heard a gunshot. So obviousIy it takes you five minutes to make breakfast, so you knew that... Do you remember what you had?
T: Eggs and grits.
V: Eggs and grits. I Iike grits, too. How do you cook your grits? You Iike 'em reguIar, creamy or aI dente?
T: Just reguIar, I guess.
V: ReguIar. Instant grits?
T: [scoffs] No seIf-respectin' Southerner uses instant grits. I take pride in my grits.
V: So, Mr Tipton, how couId it take you five minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating worId twenty minutes?
T: I dunno. I'm a fast cook, I guess.
V: I'm sorry, I was over here. I couIdn't hear. Did you say you're a fast cook? That's it?! ...Are we to beIieve that boiIing water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any pIace on the face of the earth?
T: I don't know.
V: Perhaps the Iaws of physics cease to exist on your stove! ...Were these magic grits?! Did you buy them from the same guy who soId Jack his beanstaIk beans?!
Prosecutor: Objection, Your Honour.
Judge: Sustained.
V: Are you sure about that five minutes?
T: I don't know.
V: Are you sure about that five minutes?
Judge: I think you made your point.
V: Are you sure about that five minutes?!
T: I may... have been mistaken.
V: I got no more use for this guy!
MsAnnThrope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of my favorite scenes ever, from any movie. Marisa Tomei is amazing in this movie.
klod42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY COUSIN VINNY
jonwillyum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Marisa Tomei... gotta love that broad.
RizzoFromDigg ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you take the time to censor yourself? It's the internet. You can fucking say fuck as many fucking times as you want.
Mulberry0490 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, not if I don't want to. It's my choice!
PM_ME_YOUR_MESMER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you take the time to point it out instead of just accepting that it was u/mulberry0490 choice? Just because it's the internet doesn't mean you can swear and insult as much as you want. Anonymity shouldn't turn you into into a monster.
Never_up_vote ยท 337 points ยท Posted at 14:25:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's looking at you kid."
krispykremeguy ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:28:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
edit: Louis -> Louie
dsfox ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:48:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am shocked, shocked, to learn that there is gambling going on in here!
SlightlyProficient ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:24:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had to scroll way too far down to find this.
Justicar_L ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:33:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I nearly gave up just to write it myself... Great line though.
AltaSkier ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:16:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where were you last night
That's so long ago I don't remember
Will I see you tonight?
I never make plans that far ahead.
kodiakinc ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:29:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue."
OldSpeckledHen ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:18:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Lets be frank monsieur, it would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca; and the Germans have outlawed miracles.
EDIT: I just realized this utterly fails at the "without naming the movie" part :)
Whitified ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:28:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i don't think reddit is old enough to get this
Not-that-guy- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:45:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't get this, but I did the
It's Casablanca? Right?
Never_up_vote ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:33:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I believe you're right, a shame because it's a great movies.
klod42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Whitified ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFM
thelilsister ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:07:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Play it again Sam, for old times sake."
Sacmanxman2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:52:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody ever actually says this line http://www.infoplease.com/askeds/editing-film-history.html
thelilsister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The more you know
courtenayplacedrinks ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:27:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Virtually every line of that movie is famous. Watching it now is like viewing the platonic ideal of cinema.
klod42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:49:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, every other quote from that film.
reddorical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, chimpanzee meunkey.
capilot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you have a liiicense for that minky?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...is how I ended up in this Cambodian jail.
secondlogin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are my eyes really brown?
rdogg4 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:36:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Play it again, Sam...
OldSpeckledHen ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:16:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sadly... Never actually appears in the movie... It gets close. "Play it Sam. Play... As Time Goes By" from Ilse. And "You played it for her, you can play it for me! play It!" From Rick.
trugzilla ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:36:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake...
aqua_zesty_man ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indiana Jones said this too, didn't he?
Never_up_vote ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:09:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure, it's originally casablanca and was totally unscripted. It has since been used in numerous movies though so could very well be in Indiana Jones too.
ruin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lolita?
Eleyson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Casablanca
ruin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:30:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, just me making a bad joke.
zeeshadowfox ยท 169 points ยท Posted at 14:51:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm in lesbians with you."
ocean365 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:39:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chicken isn't vegan?
Poison-DoNotLick ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:12:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's milk and eggs, bitch."
director5831 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:55:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's only my first offence don't I get two more?
Poison-DoNotLick ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:05:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Chicken's not vegan?"
director5831 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:19:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hit 'im
Fitzinreddit ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:31:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bread makes you fat?!"
director5831 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:55:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOUR BF IS ABOUT TO GET F'ED IN THE B!
sgtwoegerfenning ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:01:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel that almost half of that movie's lines could be used here
the-zarate-kid ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:42:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are Sex Bob-omb and we're here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!
the-zarate-kid ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:42:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are Sex Bob-omb and we're here to help Scott kick your teeth in!
Michikael1 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:59:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WATCH OUTitsthatoneguy
Melstar1416 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:34:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, is Scott here?
Visibly dives out the window
Uhhhh he just left.
Visibly grabs jacket
Oh... Ok.
Walks by in the background
zeeshadowfox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:08:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Favourite scene in the movie, still cracks me up every time.
Melstar1416 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:31 on June 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here!
jaamfan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:13:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what sucks?
...Everything...
ifiallowit ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:18:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lesbi-honest
delorean225 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:51:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Am I the only one who thinks that Michael Cera was a bad choice for the role of Scott? He just played 'his' character, which doesn't fit the naive cocky Scott the book shows.
Edit: I'm not sure why this was deserving of downvotes... I loved the movie still! I just would have preferred something more like the book.
zeeshadowfox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:07:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The movie was my introduction to Scott Pilgrim, and I'm kind of glad I did it in that order. If I had read the graphic novels first and then seen the movie, I probably wouldn't have liked it as much. I'd have been really annoyed with how they did the twins, even if that was one of the coolest fight scenes in the movie.
[deleted] ยท 855 points ยท Posted at 13:30:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
๐๏ธ iaskquestionstoo ยท 331 points ยท Posted at 13:32:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's 300!
xLabrinthx ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 13:44:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And it was a wild ride.
theshazaminator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thathappened
pr0tosynnerg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:08:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats a great story, i might appropriate it for karma-irl
workraken ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:07:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure talking about sparta kicking fat lesbians in real life is not going to be taken nearly as well unless you're just talking to 4channers offline.
pr0tosynnerg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:09:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that part may need some embellishing, I admit.
Greatmambojambo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:50:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, this is Patrick!
jfb1337 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:04:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/unexpectedfactorial
Razlyk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No it's Patrick
kai-wun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Three hundred factorial?
BenjaminHarrisonFord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
400!
DannyEbeats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll give ya 450 but that's my last offer.
rflowers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But that would have made a funny exchange in "Meet the Spartans".
you_got_fragged ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a huge number
thePAULweez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No this is Patrick!
kemchobadha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, THIS IS SPARTA!!
Gigadweeb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LIKE THE ROMANS
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 14:01:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's called Madness.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:52:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Our house, in the middle of our street
JesseTheAwesomer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:31:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You sure? I was pretty sure it was called Blasphemy.
xNIBx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reefer Madness?
TheOneTrueTrench ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:45:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS.
IS.
SPARTA!
TheDovahkiinsDad ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:35:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So... You just quoted a movie, in a post about what line gives it away, that you didn't know
OPs_Uncles_Sister ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:19:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! Without caplocks, I read this so passively...
"Excuse me sir, where is this place?"
"Oh this place? This is Sparta. Have a pleasant day."
VarioussiteTARDISES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: the movie was an adaptation.
In the original media, there was no particular emphasis on the line. I THINK it might have been bolded, but definitely not capitalised like we all know from the meme.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It could also be "Meet the Spartans". I don't remember much about the movie, but Carmen Electra did bring a couple of outstanding supporting cast members.
Minelayer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for this, I laughed out loud!!
cayneloop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sparta?
THIS .. IS.. MADNESSSS!!!!!!!
ThyShall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its called 300
Superflypirate ยท 269 points ยท Posted at 13:45:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money.
TheGreatSpaces ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:57:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at hello
milhouse21386 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:11:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Help me to help you help me to help you
matt4it ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:43:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You complete me.
kimokos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:56:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You require additional pylons!
Doza5 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:06:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOOOWW MEE THE MOONNEEEEEYYY!!!
FTFY
CanadianConspiracy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:32:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I LOOVE BLACK PEOPPPLLE
TheLoneBrit101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOW ME THE MONEY
spartanaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like my name is Cuba Gooding
ShaneDAWS0N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If this is where it has to happen then this is where it has to happen
UffaloIlls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I CANT HEAR YOU!
Java_Beans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Help me help you.
gjh03c ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Casting couch 5
franzee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:11:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are my ambassador of Quan! :')
soulsoda ยท 670 points ยท Posted at 13:46:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never let go.
Spoiler alert. She lets go.
frog_gurl22 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 16:45:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It took me until last year to realize he meant to never let go of the promise she made to live a full life and not go back to her suffocating mother. All this time I was like, "you just made the promise five minutes ago and you broke it already!"
miniatureelephant ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:53:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? I always knew they meant the promise, I thought that's why it shows all of her photos of her doing all of the things they talked about doing together at the end.
[deleted] ยท 248 points ยท Posted at 14:00:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Titanic," aka "There was plenty of fucking room, selfish bitch."
[deleted] ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 17:19:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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gullale ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:18:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, they could have at least tested it, since, you know, his life depended on it.
coolwool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:32:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
which is like the first thing they do. They try to get both on it, it doesn't work so Jack does the gallant thing and lets her on it. Did you even see the movie? ;)
gullale ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, in 1997.
RsTheHotOne ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:07:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never really cAred what happened to Rose or Jack because their part of the story is FICTION! Who cares!
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:12:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes, the classic response of someone who has no idea how memes work.
Killer_Biscuit64 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James Cameron and the Mythbusters proved there was enough room/ buoyancy for both of them.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:33:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So there was technically a way for them to do it, but it would have involved two exhausted people (a) figuring this out (b) having one of them swim underwater to execute this which would have (c) drenched that person in freezing water, and they would have died anyway.
Oops.
Killer_Biscuit64 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never thought of it like that, that makes a lot of sense now
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, it's a romantic story, not much to think about. But yeah, cold water is basically death unless you can get out of your clothes.
scoobyduped ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:35:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plenty of room, not enough buoyancy.
lovesickremix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:09:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was Leo who said there wasn't enough room...he wanted her to live on
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leo didn't have the benefit of her education; he was terrible at math and couldn't calculate the area of the door! She should have saved him!
hawk135 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:38:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It would have been a moot point if she had STAYED ON THE FUCKING LIFE BOAT!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think she's actually responsible for the ship hitting the iceberg in the first place!
hawk135 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:35:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BITCH!
soulsoda ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:06:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
def plenty of room and buoyancy for the 2 of them.
She's right up there with daisy from the great gatsby in my book.
Mollywobbles225 ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 15:59:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Actually, they both do try to get on the door in the movie. The thing immediately starts to sink. They both cannot fit onto the door and float. Mythbusters even tested this because it was one of their most-requested myths even though it was addressed and busted in the damn movie.
(Edited for clarification - both obviously could fit on the door, it just would have sunk.)
Jaywebbs90 ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 16:19:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shhh youre ruining everyones righteous idignation over a movie character
Mollywobbles225 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:22:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoops, sorry, bro, my bad.
I mean, yeah, what a heartless bitch!
tomatoaway ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:32:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She tik our jiiiibs!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I mean, she did have Bill Paxton take her all the way out to the Titanic's resting place, then threw the item he was looking for into the goddamn ocean. Heartless bitch!
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But do you even meme, bruh?
sonofaresiii ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:26:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They can fit on the door, they just can't keep it afloat, unless one of them was some type of aquatic engineer who knew how to manipulate buoyancy
which neither of them were.
Mollywobbles225 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:42:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly, I guess I should probably rephrase that.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:25:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's 99% people who haven't actually seen the movie, who say there was plenty of room.
Mollywobbles225 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:41:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which is exactly why I always point to the movie as the example when people say this. It pisses me off when people are so ignorant.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:11:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a meme, bruh.
Mollywobbles225 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:21:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But it's completely unfounded and people pass it around as fact without watching the movie and seeing for themselves. It's infuriating.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that's a meme. ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Mollywobbles225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't make it any less annoying. ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You dropped this: \
Mollywobbles225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, what the fuck. Thought I knew all the Reddit formatting tricks but clearly I missed one that allows the \ to show.
sonofaresiii ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:26:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So all three of them?
davanillagorilla ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:26:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of people haven't seen it.
PigletCNC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought mythbusters said that he could have been on the door... Didn't Cameron reply with: "the scrip said he would die."?
Mollywobbles225 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:21:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He may have said that, but I'm sure he was just joking so as not to spoil the actual busting of the myth. They spoke to him before they attempted it, you know.
And no, the Mythbusters proved that they both could not fit and still stay afloat. They tried it with Adam and Jaime and then with two people roughly the same size/weight as Leo and Kate. It didn't work either way.
PigletCNC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:25:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go watch it again... you are really remembering it wrong!
Mollywobbles225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Mythbusters episode? Probably, I saw it once and it's been a while.
The movie? Nope.
PigletCNC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mythbusters proved they could survive.
Mollywobbles225 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:46:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently only if they'd tied Rose's life jacket to the underside of the door. They'd both just been through an incredibly stressful event, I doubt they would have thought of that. Hell, I probably wouldn't have thought of that, I think the only reason the Mythbusters did is because they know some shit about science.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darwin should have taken them both.
Mollywobbles225 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bruh, no one would think to take their life jacket off and tie it to the underside of the piece of fucking wood they're floating on. You're taught your whole life that life jackets go on your body. Not to mention they likely weren't thinking clearly anyway, even if they had been taught this.
RWBYSanctum ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:19:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Great Gatsby and Titanic are practically the same storyline except one happens on a sinking boat and the other on land
soulsoda ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:24:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also both played by Leo...
sooperdooperboi ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:22:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And both have themes of class struggle
tomatoaway ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:31:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And both came out in theaters
rugmunchkin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:42:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In color!
NineteenthJester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jay Gatsby didn't actually drown in that pool. He sailed off on the Titanic. Then he washed up on a beach and carried a spinning top with him...
RWBYSanctum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:35:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't the Great Gatsby happen after Titanic?
Greatmambojambo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The door couldn't have carried 2 people
http://physicsbuzz.physicscentral.com/2012/09/sorry-girls-titanic-doors-were-made-of.html?m=1
MumBum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was room. But their weight together would've made it sunk.
๐๏ธ iaskquestionstoo ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:43:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frozen?
KitSuneSvensson ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:17:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, kinda.
DoctorPainMD ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:21:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oof
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indy.... Let it go.
-ship-of-fail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cliffhanger?
blarkul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't he let go?
mrsplackpack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
love frozen
corywi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That bitch.
Visualice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm flying, Jack!
ShaneDAWS0N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spoiler Alert they both could have fit on the door.
thachicoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never let go. (she does)
Hebm317 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really thought titanic would be the top comment.
corneroffice_noview ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:26:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not only does she let go, she PRIES HIS COLD FROZEN HANDS OFF HERS and drops him into the inky depths of the north Atlantic where he will never even have the dignity of a burial
DrkKnght1138 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:35:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rose: I'll never let go Jack. pries his cold dead fingers off her arm and watches him sink to the bottom of the ocean
Me in the theater at the top of my lungs: LLLIIIIAAAAARRR!!
Every Single time. :)
TheGreatSpaces ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The story of a young aristocrat who vampirically feeds off the happiness and vigour of a working class man in order to rebuild her shattered ego, then discards him when he no longer has a purpose.
TheImpossibleFox ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 15:22:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever Girl.
grammarbegood ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:12:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could be Jurassic Park, could be Contact. I once watched both in the same day and was pretty weirded out by this parallel.
SNAFUesports ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah ah ah, you didnt say the magic word.
Adhara27 ยท 210 points ยท Posted at 16:33:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Good evening, Clarice.
Edit: whoops I misquoted! Thanks /u/viking042900
anomalousBits ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:17:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
drunkandclueless ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:31:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good evening, Clarice
doubleapowpow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Closer. Closer. Closer, Clarice.
Viking042900 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's actually not spoken in the movie
macy132 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it is, when she sees him in Baltimore
sidekickbananaduck ยท 219 points ยท Posted at 17:16:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
F
smp4111 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:56:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two chicks at the same time
UrinalCake777 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:47:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Peter, man.... watch out for your cornhole, buddy.
Changoleo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:53:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin' A!
Felo_the_Bear ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:46:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
omniblastomni ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:14:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Kay, but last time I didn't receive a piece I was told..." "Just Pass" "There's... But... If... There's lots of cake but too many people... The ratio of the people to the cake... Is... Too many people..."
AmishElectricity49 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:04:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Peter! Check out channel 9! Its the breast exam chick again!"
fiqar ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:23:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like someone has aย case of the Mondays!
AmishElectricity49 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:03:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sounds like something you could get you ass kicked for saying"
GenXer1977 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:27:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't you get the memo?
billiamlumbergh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:29:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeahhh it's just that we're putting cover sheets on all our TPS reports now...
newfiewalksintoabar ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:19:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What would you say ... you do here?
ill_do_it-later ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:22:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, man. You don't need a million dollars to do that.
Im_A_Zero ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:20:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!"
RMNnoodles ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:36:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor, and it would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to
MjrJWPowell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PC is printer cartridge, load letter means load A2 letter paper.
umphlet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of these days I will throw this piece of shit out the window!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[removed]
scotfarkas ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:20:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They switched from the Swingline to the Bostich but I kept my Swingline
scotfarkas ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:20:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.
meinerHeld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...conclusions on it, that you could, jump to.
AmishElectricity49 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:02:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was "Piecing" not PC huh either way..."You wanna see my flair?!"
shade300 ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 17:34:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His name is Robert Paulson."
puhnitor ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:26:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You met me at a very strange time in my life.
mocha820 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:23:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bob had bitch tits
SENIORSINBAD ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:37:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
puppysighs ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:19:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."
irtiza555 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:19:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is this so down
GeneralWAITE ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:06:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
mocha820 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bob had bitch tits
Satomi-san ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're not your fucking khakis."
anticommander ยท 159 points ยท Posted at 14:34:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B-E-A-utiful.
NevaMO ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:10:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smite me, oh mighty smiter!
MCA2142 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:03:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back to you, FUCKERS!
hyasbawlz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:46:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm the Creator..."
"...of a television show!"
TNT21 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:37:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and thats the way the cookie crumbles
SecretAgendaMan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:43:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I never misspelled "Beautiful" ever again.
RMNnoodles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And my tiny little nipples went to France
ButteryToast22 ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 15:05:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Finkle is Einhorn...Einhorn is Finkle!"
rpluslequalsJARED ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:17:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathrattle: Summon a 3/3 Finkle Einhorn for your opponent
NowanIlfideme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the only thing I could get, but I'm guessing Warcraft Movie?
rbaltimore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:06:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ace Ventura.
yourmom1974 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:24:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your gun is digging into my hip.
ProfessorCropduster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:51:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alllrighty then!
Shocking_Stuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:14:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Einhorn is a man!!!"
Cue "The Crying Game."
Speck78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just recently realized that Einhorn is unicorn in German. How fitting.
[deleted] ยท 221 points ยท Posted at 13:53:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buongiorno, principessa!
Maleterrier ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 16:44:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop, I can already feel the tears reaching my eyes.
katieya ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:04:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Will you guys cut it out with the chopping onions, please?!
runhaterand ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:57:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which asshole is chopping onions in here??
DaMudkipper ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:21:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit sorry, I'll take them outside
workraken ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:12:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is Beautiful. It is a lot darker than it sounds. I haven't actually seen it yet, but the plot summary is enough to just ruin your day. I assume it's an amazing film.
Super_Satchel ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:30:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is.
FrasierandNiles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should watch it. It will definitely make you cry.
MacFluffle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't watch the dubbed version, either watch it with subtitles or learn Italian. One of the greatest movies ever made. Don't do any research, don't watch the preview, just watch the fucking movie. Seriously.
raptorshadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely
dood1337 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:21:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this from that movie where the parents get taken to a concentration camp and the kid comes along with them?
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:23:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The father and son are required to go to a concentration camp and the mother goes with them.
monstroso99 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:21:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There they play a "Game" of Hiding from the Nazi Solidiers. The Father promises the Boy a big Tank if he wins. At the end the Entente frees the Camp and the Boy runs out and sees a Tank, "his" Tank
kawaiimoesugoidesu ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:30:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Literally the cutest
TheBlueAvenger ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:19:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus, a chill ran up my back on reading this one. I could just hear it.
highhopes42 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:46:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is beautiful!
sarawras ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:25:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh. So good. Oh why do you do this to me when it's still the AM?
ineptnorwegian ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:28:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
La Vita E Bella! Favorite movie ever. Too damn good.
darthj3d ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:57:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watched that movie in freshman English class. No idea why. Don't care either. It's one of those I need to prepare myself to watch
thelilsister ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:12:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can lose all your points for any one of three things. One: If you cry. Two: If you ask to see your mother. Three: If you're hungry and ask for a snack! Forget it!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:31:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judge Dredd. Stallone's best role.
gullale ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:21:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perfected by the brilliance of Rob Schneider.
OrphBee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damnit. Not cool, man.
drac07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I'm sad.
zekneegrows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a BINGOoo!!
Nanbaeito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite comedy
ElGatoGuapo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious Bastards!
meepwn53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eurotrip!
MrFirmHandshake ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bubble Boy
[deleted] ยท 463 points ยท Posted at 14:19:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
nintendonate64 ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 16:11:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WERE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS YEAHHHH
Cmoneysir ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:34:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goofy goofy goofy goobers YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kittycat0195 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:41:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ROCK!!!
blarkul ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:15:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm ready, promotion
Craftastrophe ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:19:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm readyโฆ depressionโฆ
sable-king ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HOORAY FOR SPONGEBOB!!!!!
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:05:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DJ, TURN IT UP LOUDER!
runhaterand ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:58:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
David Hasselhoff?
Dan_Berg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:12:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I rolled a Hoff!
TeamMagmaGrunt ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:28:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love Slumdog Millionaire!
PresidenteSurname ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ROCK!!
paulhockey5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YEAH
Cuillin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐ค!
Squirelboy99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely Inglorious Basterds
desperado24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YEA!
roflwoffles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ROCK!
Kavamkao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YEAH"
stickmancee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RAWK
cclan2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ROCK
okuma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do not know this one...wow.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never seen The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie?
okuma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well sir, go watch that and the sequel Sponge Out Of Water. It'll be a fun afternoon for you.
okuma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:08 on June 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never really cared for Spongebob. Watched a few episodes of the cartoon, and while I didn't hate it (like I do most of the new shit on Cartoon Network), I didn't really care about watching any more.
Pizaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ROCK!!!!!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:51:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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runhaterand ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:58:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not in the movie
ReptarKanklejew ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 17:16:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans."
ViperDee ยท 129 points ยท Posted at 13:54:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do the chickens have large talons?
milhouse21386 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:05:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boy, I don't understand a word you just said.
hmartin123 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:12:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tina you fat lard!
ForeverCheesy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:27:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat?
lorraine_baines_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no I don't want to be that person but what movie is this from?
FlavorD ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:03:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Napoleon Dynamite.
SIrPsychoNotSexy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:32:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well then make yourself a dang case-a-dilluh.
ShaneDAWS0N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ever wonder what's it's like to go back?
TheForceIsWithBrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If coach would have put me in 4th quarter, we'd take state.
KazPart2 ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 14:22:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
NILBOG....IS GOBLIN SPELLED BACKWARDS!
EDIT: two different and terrible movies
Tarasaur84 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:55:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh. Hai, Mark.
larson627 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anyways, how's your sex life?
Twincher87 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:33:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hi johnny I didn't recognize you.... you're my favorite customer!
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 15:44:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Room is a wonderful movie, I have no idea what you're talking about.
KazPart2 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:03:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE JUST A CHICKEN!
CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP!
hextree ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:49:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have any of you even seen a chicken?
casper223 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:13:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anyway, how is your sex life?
404Notfound- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:55:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Hai doggy
BEARDED_ONODRIM ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:17:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh the Room
meatee ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:38:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't piss on hospitality, I won't allow it!
dlawnro ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:08:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You went with Nilbog and not "They're eating her, and then they're gonna eat me. OH MY GAAAAAAAAWWWWWWDDDDD"?
Borrillz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I actually watched the movie the nilbog line was the most enjoyable, maybe because I didn't know about it before AND many other reasons. Like I guess llort (troll backwards) isn't as catchy but IT FUCKING TOTALLY SUBVERTS THE MOVIE TITLE AND IT'S SO TELEGRAPHED AND THE DELIVERY IS JUST AS BAD. I think one is better in context the other out of context.
ForeverInaDaze ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:08:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Troll 2. Excellent movie.
meowdryhepurrrn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE NOT MY FUCKING MOTHER
lighhht ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did naht hit her! I did naaaahht
KazPart2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh hai mark
jamie_plays_his_bass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a man with real taste.
Scrybblyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, I think I spot a fellow Rifftrax fan...
anticommander ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 14:36:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mama always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get".
me_is_alive ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:52:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this or "Run Forrest, run!" would be really high up. TIL I really haven't seen that many movies.
HemaL2 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:22:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life's like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people.
fupos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except.. the pattern on the top of each chocolate is specific to the type and manufacturer. This can be learned through experience or more often than not, if you look on the back of the box or under the lid.. it shows you what each is.
lesbefriendly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe mama only bought the misshapen chocolate mix bags.
GuiltyAdvocate ยท 107 points ยท Posted at 17:45:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honey! ...Where's my Super Suit!?
Raven_Skyhawk ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:12:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you need to know!?
404Notfound- ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:57:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's for the greater good
Raven_Skyhawk ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:03:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Greater good?" I'm your wife! I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!
Scalli0n ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:40:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You tell me where my suit is, woman!
JonRod88 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:48:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw this all the time to my girlfriend
ZWQncyBkaWNr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:23:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That movie's full of other great quotes.
I just can't remember any of them the moment someone says this line.
RyouIshtar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i read "Super slut" for some reason.....was kinda curious as to what movie that could be XD.
Odinuts ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 17:17:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โI'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.โ
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:38:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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eadon_rayne ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:04:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about that shadowy place?
RyouIshtar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You must never go there Eadon_Rayne....
exatron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:00:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean the curtains?
MA_doubleT ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 16:06:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shwing"
jackytheripper1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Take me Garth" "where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket"
[deleted] ยท 284 points ยท Posted at 13:33:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I meant a song. A REAL song. Like, the camptown ladies.
[deleted] ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 14:20:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Scuse me while I whip this out!
koookiekrisp ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 15:21:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
15's my limit on shnitzengruben, baby
Changoleo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's twue!
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:03:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good evening, Sheriff. Sorry about the "Up yours, n*****". I hope this apple pie will in some small way say thank you for your ingenuity and courage in defeating that horrible Mongo.
Well, uh... thank you, much obliged. Good night
Of course, you'll have the good taste not to mention that I spoke to you.
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:22:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How 'bout some more beans mr. Taggert?
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:35:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd say you've had enough!
mfrato ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:16:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its twue its twue...
That's my leg darlin
Cru_Jones86 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:02:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He said, The sheriff is NEAR!
WIENS21 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:44:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AAAAHHHHH!!!!! .... Oh
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:06:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Bar_Sinister ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:09:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
xmajortomx ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 16:29:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where the white women at?
koookiekrisp ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 15:20:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaarre we awake?
That depends... Are we.... black?
Yes we are
Then we're awake!
Splendidissimus ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:15:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But we are very confused.
Pola_Xray ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:16:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...but we're very puzzled.
HerculesQEinstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But we're very puzzled.
greenvortex ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:21:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baby, please! I am not from Havana!
Gingerstop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for getting it right and not making a contraction (I'm...).
Pola_Xray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I NEVER MET NOBODY LIKE YOU!!!
TinyNetDeathSentence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, it all depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on.
jcarrey4 ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 14:08:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The sheriff's a'nearin'!
[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 14:12:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never mind that shit. Here comes Mongo!
[deleted] ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 14:42:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
something_exe ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:13:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
candy gram for mongo!
grumpydan ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:45:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mongo like candy!
Mongo1021 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:49:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aw shucks!
SilverFirePrime ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:37:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mongo was easy. The bitch was inventing the candy-gram. Probably won't even give me credit for it.
Quackenstein ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:52:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're simple country folk. Y'know. Morons.
nahteviro ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:57:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
points gun to self
"Nobody move or the ni**er gets it!"
"Hold it men! I think he's serious"
Rasputinnn ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:32:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?
SoulardSTL ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:40:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hush, Harriet - that's a sure way to get him killed!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Excuse me while I whip this out"
omniuni ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:27:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh... that's not the line.
There is a very good reason the bell is there.
Jaywebbs90 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:24:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats... Thats not what they said.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
""Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
mercwithamouth5 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:34:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You've gotta remember that these are just simple farmers...these are people of the land...the common clay of the new West...you know...morons."
wooitspat ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:22:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blow it out your ass, Howard.
george_kaplan1959 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:06:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bart: Can't you see this is the last act of a desperate man? Johnson: I don't care if it's the first act of Henry the Fifth. We're leaving!
canadiancarlin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:54:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mongo straight!"
SoulardSTL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mongo only pawn, in game of life.
andnowforme0 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:24:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone's gotta go back and get a shit-load o' dimes!
Antag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:51:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is my all-time favorite quote from that movie. Something about the whole lot of them riding up in this vast open prarie and coming across a single toll lane was fantastic. Now I have to go watch it again.
Dr_Winston_O_Boogie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:20:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They said you was hung.
yagi-san ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:31:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And they was right!
nahteviro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bitte baby... you're makin a German spectacle of yourself
the_chandler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:02:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh its twoo! It's twoo! It's twoo!
rackball206 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:17:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't get a hurrumph out of that guy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Give the governor a hurrumph!
notacute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where all the white women at??
Rasputinnn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Badges?!? We don't need no stinking BADGES!!!
SoulardSTL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Throw up your hands
Stick out your tush!
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push!
You'll be surprised, you're doing "The French Mistake"
Voila!
ladylionquist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where the white women at?
superdemongob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is this?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blazing Saddles
JollyRancherReminder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aw, hell. Somebody's gonna have to go back and get a shitload of dimes.
whoismontelwilliams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I scrolled all the way down loooking for this. Not disappointed
I_upvoted_you_bro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frederik Fucking Chopin?
cbw50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a shit load of dimes
Embarrassed4Allofyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I present to you a laurel, and hearty handshake...
chrispyb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes
billytheid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What in the wide wide world of sports is a' goin' on here!?!
Mycotoxicjoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Throw out your hands!! Stick out your tush!! Hands on your hips. Give them a push!! You'll be surprised. You're doing the French Mistake!! VOILA!
notarapist72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't be more than a hundred 'n fourteen
The_Prodigal_Pariah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IIIIIIIIIIII get no kicks....from champaaaaaaagne.....
3170 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More beans, Mr. Taggert?
rus151 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The uppity n#gger went and hit me in the head with a shovel.
sharpwatermelon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's HEDLEY.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SOMEBODY GO GET A SHIT LOAD OF DIMES
wonkothesane13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SOMEBODY BETTER GO BACK AND GET A SHITLOAD OF DIMES!" Will always be my favorite from that movie.
Fencemaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo!
Frankiesaysperhaps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You said rape twice."
"I like rape."
sixtninecoug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Camp....Town..... Lady?
SaturdayMorningSwarm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The sheriff's a near!
Fat_Brando ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
De Camptown Ladies??
awesomecutepandas ยท 288 points ยท Posted at 13:43:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Give the fucking guy some water, he's black he's been through alot"
Lamerlengo ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 15:28:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HE FUCKED THE CAPTAIN'S DAUGHTER! HE FUCKED THE CAPTAIN'S DAUGHTER!
haloryder ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:35:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SCHMIDT FUCKED THE CAPTAINS DAAAAAUGHTER SCHMIDT FUCKED THE CAPTAINS DAAAAAUGHTER
Lamerlengo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:28:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DING!
andnowforme0 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:22:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shifts gun on desk
Weirwood_Face ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 13:48:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Goodday? Mr. Plant."
proceeds to push it over.
Sounds_of_a_Sax ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:37:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gimme, some damn green beans!"
neonturts ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 15:03:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imma kill you "Doug"
iviurdoc ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:28:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're talkin' missionary, we're talkin' missionary. We're talkin' where I'm on top and she's on her back.
IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:06:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can we go back to hitting each other because you're making me super uncomfortable right now.
Somewhat-irrelevant ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:42:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Infiltrate the dealers find the supplier.
Slam infiltrate the dealers find the supplier!
Motherfucker. SLAM Infiltrate the dealers find The supplier!
haloryder ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:38:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if we found the supplier first?
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:34:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every time he say that shit, that's another foot in your ass.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:58:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So do you like weather?
SicilSlovak ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:49:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the first one I don't actually know.
rockidol ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:18:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
22 Jump Street, I suggest watching it before someone gives away the best joke in the film.
muskrateer ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:11:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your office, it's a like a...giant cube of ice.
Cheponsky ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:10:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought we had Cate Blanchett with the budget?!
fusionx13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:18:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm wearing $5000 dollar pair of shoes and you can't even see them mothafuckas right now"
asdfghjk3253 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:49:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHMIDT SLEPT WITH THE CAPTAINS DAUGHTER
fusionx13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:20:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name Jeff"
[deleted] ยท 136 points ยท Posted at 13:42:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I drink your milkshake!
DemonCipher13 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:43:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD.
ToothpasteTacos ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:25:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BASTARD FROM A BASKET
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:44:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM A FALSE PROPHET GOD IS A SUPERSTITION.
joedoesthings ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:51:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DRAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNAGGGEEEE ELI
illusorywallahead ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:59:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drained dry i'm so sorry...
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:48:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There Will Be Blood.
Great movie!
rattfink ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:44:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're just the afterbirth, Eli. You slithered out with your mothers filth. They should have put you in a glass jar, on the mantlepiece."
"DRRRAINAGE"
Fuselage ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:24:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I DRINK IT UP! SHHHHLPPLPPSHLP!
at0mheart ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:49:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to bury you under the ground Eli
Fuselage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:3 he was such a good person.
LilSebastian12 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:14:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My straw reaches acroooooooooooss the room
KhabaLox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:03:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/s_hFTR6qyEo
at0mheart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:49:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm finished!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:43:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I scrolled down so far hoping this would be on here. I randomly shout this whenever I get milkshakes with my girlfriend.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel like I'm taking *crazy pills!"
yermey ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 15:10:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop looking at me, swan!!
anonmymouse ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:01:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
SoulardSTL ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:51:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
ForeverCheesy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:28:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All the cool kids pee their pants!
LilSebastian12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's poop again!
Arsenalfan8710 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:41:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't put it out with your boots ted
TheRipsawHiatus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't tell me my business, devil woman!
Ophelia42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:17:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?
ashleymovy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest, I wanted to see a blue duck.
headpool182 ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 16:20:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mi scusi. Mi scusi.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:43:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shhhhh.... Scotty doesn't know.
IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:07:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's a fun fact, you made out with your sister!!
Oddgit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:50:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worst twins ever!
evoblade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say this all the time and no one knows what in talking about
LSDoughnut ยท 186 points ยท Posted at 13:55:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"
rubber_hedgehog ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 15:43:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Goodfeather.
tambor333 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:22:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
watching Amimainacs on netflix recently....
aqua_zesty_man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:02:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well played sirmaam
DoctorSpud ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:22:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great overall show, but easily the worst recurring segment honestly.
rubber_hedgehog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IMO, it goes in order of introduction in the theme.
Warners > Pinky and the Brain > Goodfeathers > Slappy > Buttons and Mindy > Rita and Runt.
I hecking love Pesto.
DoctorSpud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny you should put Buttons and Mindy so low, your first two choices and then Buttons are the three I genuinely enjoy. I totally forgot about Rita and Runt, that actually may take the cake for absolute pits.
Edit: if it weren't for Goodfeathers, Slappy, and Rita & Runt, I feel it could be a great binge watching show.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Goodfeather?
rubber_hedgehog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:05:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://animaniacs.wikia.com/wiki/Goodfeathers
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:04:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh. I thought you misspelled, GoodFellows.
Burrito_Eviscerator ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 14:29:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a funny guy
BlackSh0t ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 14:34:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny how? Like a clown?
I__Need__Scissors_61 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:21:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HOW THE FUCK AM I FUNNY??
sidcool1234 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:28:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I amuse you?
mankiller27 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:31:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I here for your entertainment?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"What is a grit?"
" Oh, excuse me, your honor..two youths"
corran450 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get the fuck outta here, Tommy!
the_man_Sam ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:18:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now go get ye fuckin' shinebox!
gimjun ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:55:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna go get the papers get the papers.
HeywardH ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:46:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paulie may have moved slow. But it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:44:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One dog goes one way, and the other dog goes the other way.
Django_gvl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:19:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And this guy here says, "Whaddya' want from me?"
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:29:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They were somebodies in a neighbourhood full of nobodies... They'd double park in front of fire-hydrants and no one ever called the cops... One day, a couple of kids from my neighbourhood, brought home my mums groceries... You know why?... It was out of respect.
SoulardSTL ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:50:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whaddaya want, the leg or the wing?
shootupLWC210 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or do you still go for the ol heart and lungs?
itwasmayham ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:30:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My god, you look like a gangster!
naomi15 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:40:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was real greaseball shit.
Django_gvl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:18:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heh heh heh, it's gonna be a good summer!
wmurray003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goodfellas.
at0mheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Funny, what do you mean funny"
shootupLWC210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU KNOW I'D GO FROM RAAAGS TO RIIIICHES
shootupLWC210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't buy wigs that come off at the wrong time!
Roof_Tinder_Bones ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 14:02:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
Everybodysbastard ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 15:05:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In a row?!?
gnarlwail ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 15:55:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!
Roof_Tinder_Bones ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:20:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, you get back here!
HeWhoIsBrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:48 on June 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'I...I think I'm gonna be sick...!!'
kelnoky ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:49:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why does it smell like shoe-polish?
procushionist ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:24:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I"M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!
spexed ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:35:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bunch'a savages in this town
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:35:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Fuck Reddit's administration and the people who continue to profit from the user-base's hatred and fascism. Trans women are women, Nazis deserve to be punched, and this site should be burned down.
Dalisca ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:51:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bunch of savages in this town.
shda5582 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
37?
Prockles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:06:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did he just say, "Make fuck"?
parker_fly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:17:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at you! You can't even pass!
milhouse21386 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:11:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In a row?
AllRushMixtape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In a row?
nynedragons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In a row?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In a row?
antimutable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEY! Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
simpletongue ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 14:38:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You've gotta ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man, you didn't do the best part!
"Now, I know what you're wondering. You're wondering if I fired five shots, or six. Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. So there's just one question you gotta ask yourself. 'Do I feel lucky?' Well? Do ya, punk?"
Dirty Harry is badass.
Szabeq ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:30:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You totally messed that quote up, man :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xjr2hnOHiM#t=1m43s
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:38:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was doing it from memory. This should teach you to get it right before I come along and fuck it up!
TheSump ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 16:24:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have had it with these MOTHERFUCKING snakes on this MOTHERFUCKING plane!
k__e__n ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:30:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean really? Three of the four words in the title basically counts.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fried Green Tomatos at the Whistle Stop Cafe?
Smaug_the_Tremendous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe it's "I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane!"
[deleted] ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 13:31:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This....is for...Matilda."
shootdrawwrite ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 16:03:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bring me everyone."
"What do you mean everyone?"
EVERYONE!
xTETSUOx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, yes. Batman Returns. Great movie.
ironmanmk42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it was Leon the professional ?
xTETSUOx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol i know where the quote was from, but if you noticed throughout the thread everyone is "guessing" incorrectly on purpose.
wait_what_how_do_I ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you know the scene is one of the top results when you Google the word "everyone"?
Bladelink ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:06:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe it was from Matilda.
"Oh shit."
too_much_ant_poison ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:10:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe it was just "shit."
KCCO2015 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:25:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, I believe he says "this is from Matilda" as he hands him the pins.
Thingamajik ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:47:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I freaking love that movie!
Gurrb17 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 13:55:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the Alt-J song
radiozepfloyd ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:51:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just like Johnny Flynn said, 'the breath I've taken and the one I must' to go on......
markevens ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:41:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't just say that and not link it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q06wFUi5OM8
heisenfgt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was just listening to that
Chillaxbro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlBskd3IaNw
ImpulseThroatPunch ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:25:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No women, no kids."
abigthirstyteddybear ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:26:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want to be a cleaner just like you"
moshisimo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Assuming it's from the movie I think it is, 'EEEEEVERYYYOOOOOONEEEEE!'
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed it is.
moshisimo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:38:22 on June 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the guy is like ๐ wut...?
OverDoseTheComatosed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/Q06wFUi5OM8
TILImAnIndiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing made me happier than when I found out Leon and Matilda were in Broforce.
snaek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had no intention of playing that game, but now i feel like i have to.
TILImAnIndiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's honestly a fantastic game. I would never have played it had it not been free for PS Plus. I liked it so much I bought it on Steam though.
Artificecoyote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYONE!
Lifew0rk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit.
Tonka_Tuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey! Anybody ever show you the ring trick!?"
"FUCK YOU!"
-Throws grenade, shows Matilda the pin&pin-ring
"Ring Trick"
OPs_Uncles_Sister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That Trunchbull was one mean bitch!
funnyfrets117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matilda!
moshisimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:48 on June 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Question because I don't have the movie at hand and I'm lazy... Is it 'for' or 'from' Matilda?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:48 on June 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently it is "from" and I'm misremembering.
Lord_Varys ยท 195 points ยท Posted at 14:11:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ASS TO ASS!
fonzo9 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:28:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We got a winner!
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:56:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna be on the television!
DT_Exsifor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ending where she hallucinates all the stuff coming out of the tv though...
Countsfromzero ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:45:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's unfortunate that I can't watch labyrinth without thinking of this scene.
cleversignin ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:02:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOL, you just made that true for me as well you schmuck.
Blue2501 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:21:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Dark City
Laughatdanger12 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:14:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We got a WINNER"
Laughatdanger12 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:53:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We got a WINNER!"
Huwaweiwaweiwa ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:00:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just watched that yesterday, good timing from me!
superdemongob ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:04:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie?
Huwaweiwaweiwa ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:22:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Requiem for a Dream
It was amazing!
OrangeTabbyTwinSis ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:08:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the movie that everyone loves but only watches once.
newaccount1619 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:46:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except for emotional masochists.
AmalgamSnow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:40:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Huh... TIL I'm an emotional masochist: I've seen it like 8 times.
WIENS21 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:44:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like the red dress!!!
darkmeowl25 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:00:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Juice by Sarah! Juice by Sarah!
Kalustar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That creepy old man
horsenamedglue ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:37:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You treat Uncle Hank with respect.
That's what the guy is credited as.
Weirwood_Face ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:28:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tappy got juice!
Tappy got juice!
poisonedsaint ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:30:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This should be higher
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zootopia
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Blart: Mall Cop?
Americanstandard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keep it movin'... maaaashed potatahs!"
Critical_Liz ยท 118 points ยท Posted at 13:30:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two men enter, one man leaves!
homedoggieo ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 13:44:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lizzie McGuire Movie?
jetblackcrow ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:13:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't you see the end? There were no survivors.
Sounds_of_a_Sax ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:38:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then where do the stories come from if there were no survivors?
workraken ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:14:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CCTV?
ThePoorNeedChange ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:47:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish
yallready4this ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of course! How could I forget that classic line!
pubbing ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:37:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHO RUNS BARTER TOWN!!!!!!
ArchAngelofSloths ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:31:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Master Blaster runs Barter Town
thethrill_707 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:07:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bust a deal, face the wheel.
TerribleSupplier ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:07:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then later, the other man leaves after being declared the winner.
abigthirstyteddybear ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:24:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place was a show not a movie.
RedMeatBigTrucks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:53:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brokeback mountain?
AtoZZZ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:35:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Backdoor Sluts 9
inksmudgedhands ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:57:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Dying Time is here...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One bastard goes in, another comes out!
AerThreepwood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHO RUN BARTERTOWN?!?!
VarioussiteTARDISES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I keep hearing the line in things but have no idea of the origin.
Critical_Liz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:51:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The correct answer is Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHU6K47qgc8
And yes, that is Tina Turner
VarioussiteTARDISES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:52:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't watched any of them....
ELI5?
Critical_Liz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mad Max Trilogy (nsfw)
Thunderdome is the third movie, Max goes to Bartertown, which is run by Tina Turner who makes a deal with him to take out the giant Blaster, body guard of Master, and it must be done legitimately, in Thunderdome, which is their kinda of grievance center to keep fighting to a minimum, the only rule of which is "Two men enter, One man leaves"
wonderland216 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:05:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you telling me you built a time machine, out of a DeLorean???"
DuffyHimself ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 14:24:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squirrel!
Lord_Of_The_Tants ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:26:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do not like the cone of shame.
mirshe ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:57:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was hiding under your porch because I love you.
pioneersandfrogs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:32:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taken!
pighalf ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 14:33:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look once in a while, you could miss it.
RealMcRoy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:08:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.
xerox13ster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one told me what the movie was better than OP's quote.
My-Work-Reddit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:57:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
chick, chicka chicka ...
UrinalCake777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do bow bow
Zagaroth ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:10:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpool? ;)
LovepeaceandStarTrek ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 13:59:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A milkshake... for $5?
illusorywallahead ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:57:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's milk and ice cream.
ProudMeninist ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:49:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't put bourbon in it or nothing?
Nohbdy_wants_to_know ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:52:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It don't got bourbon or nothin' in it?
APiousCultist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, I'm not sure that's the one quote that gives it away.
LovepeaceandStarTrek ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:57:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it's probably "English Motherfucker!" but the milkshake scene is probably my favorite in the movie so that's what's memorable for me.
elektrohexer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if I watched that movie too often, but imho every quote gives it away. One of my favourites.
wellly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do they put bourbon in that?
newbie972 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:00:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp Fiction
Jesus_Harold_Christ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:37:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not what we're doing here.
MattyBPureDriven ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 14:50:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry"
Jdub_IT ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:32:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arguably his best performance: https://youtu.be/R8OWNspU_yE
Sandriell ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:08:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was the first thing that popped in my head reading the topic.
MrKupka ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:40:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a daisy if you do.
h8traffic ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:03:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
TinyNetDeathSentence ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:33:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't even know him.
Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes. I don't know, reminds me of... Me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him
vaminos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The same line dropped earlier in the movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVnE-wOXJs
Couldn't find non-potato quality on youtube. Some of the scenes in that film are unforgettable.
My-Work-Reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know you're a bad-ass when the friends of the guy you're getting ready to draw on are scared enough to tackle him to stop the fight.
frankzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely. He stole the movie.
But I did really like him in The Saint, too.
Dalisca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is his best, no argument can be had.
MattyBPureDriven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Truth told, I think it's one of the best performances by any actor. IMO, it's between Kilmer as Doc or Ledger as The Joker.
UncleToyBox ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:40:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.
KomodoDragin ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:30:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got two guns, one for each of ya.
RidiculousIncarnate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I absolutely love this scene especially when you realize that he spins his pistols simultaneously in two different directions while shitfaced and staring down a foot long bowie knife.
Cowboy307 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:16:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.
JustABard ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:04:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say when...
mrjamesbtr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:47:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You tell 'em I'm coming, and hell's coming with me. Ya hear?! HELL'S COMING WITH ME!
OrdoExterminatus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:42:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So many brilliant lines in that movie, and not all of them are even Doc Holliday's. Of course everything Kilmer delivers absolutely kills, but I'm also a big fan of Russell's lines like
"Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe"
My-Work-Reddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is a hell of a thing for you to say to me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all!"
"Are you gonna do something? Or just stand there and bleed? "
theodopolis13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:56:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i scrolled way too far down to find this quote from the best movie of all time.
UncleToyBox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You skin that smoke wagon and we'll see what happens!
camaronick5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say when
YoHuckleberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahem.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ain't no daisy!
BiscuitMiscuit ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 14:20:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kungfu.
sturmhauke ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:39:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me.
UffaloIlls ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:05:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop trying to hit me and hit me!
Poison-DoNotLick ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:17:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think that's air you're breathing?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love that subtle little tilt of the head after. Brilliant acting. Can't get enough Lawrence Fishburne.
__the_whammy__ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:38:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was going to say, "There is no spoon...". Yours is better.
Decency ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:33:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Had to scroll way too far to find this. Probably the most memorable line from that movie.
UffaloIlls ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:05:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dodge this."
maximus_champion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:04:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mmmmmrrrr Annnnderrrson.
KDW3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know whoopyourause
suitcasegnome ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 16:33:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mister Frodo!"
"Sam!"
"Mister Frodo!"
"Sam!"
RIOTS_R_US ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:44:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yogurt commercial??
maxfic ยท 142 points ยท Posted at 14:20:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHAKE AND BAKE!!
wildcard58 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:29:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Help me baby Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Tom Cruise, put the fire out with your witchcraft!
mirshe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:19:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Not so fun fact: that scene was a riff on an actual Indy Car accident. IIRC, in the 70s, the Indy Car circuit was using methanol fuel, which does not produce a colored flame.
During a wreck, a driver caught on fire, but neither the pit crew nor the safety crew realized that methanol burns invisibly. It took them several minutes to realize he wasn't panicking from the crash, he was actually on fire.
wildcard58 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:26:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That... is definitely not a fun fact, I can't believe that's true but it is! Looks like it happened a few times too.
gnarlwail ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:53:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're both verbs! They rhyme!
i_likebeefjerky ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:28:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you don't chew Big Red then fuck you!
hotbbqtonite ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:09:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CHIP I'M GONNA COME AT YOU LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:20:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
NewShoes4U ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:01:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ricky bobby
Russ_Hanneman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:13:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you ain't first you're last.
haloryder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't think of the movie
Americanstandard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talladega Nights
corran450 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iz zat a catchphrase, or epilepsy?
DarthBaio ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:20:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LEELOO DALLAS MULTI-PASS.
My-Work-Reddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She KNOWS it's a multi-pass.
EgoPhoenix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BIG BOOM!
DarthBaio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BADABOOM!
hollymakesawish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite quote from this movie is: "Are you classified as human?" "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 15:28:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Conhoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
_Yums_ ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:45:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mr. Anderson..."
asherah213 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matrix !
TheDesktopNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think "I know kung fu." is better for the Matrix.
werelock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:11:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Follow the white rabbit."
Or "What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me."
Or "There is no spoon."
So many good choices from that film.
TheDesktopNinja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:14:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely. Though no good ones from the sequels that I can think of. Definitely a frontloaded franchise.
werelock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:57:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Franchise? It's a single film.
TheDesktopNinja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:50:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yeah you're right. I think the second and third films were just nightmares, come to think of it. My bad!
lysinedeficiency ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Missssster Annnderson.
UffaloIlls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name... is... Neo!
JulianCoronado ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 15:35:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh captain my captain :(
geonitacka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The feels right now....;(
thinconsistency ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 15:09:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
wicked-alkaline ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:34:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!
eadon_rayne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:59:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bunch of savages in this town...
StubbyK ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:09:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You shoe polish smelling mother fucker!
Harry_Vajomache ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:28:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
The0tanker0us ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie?
dpmlds ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:03:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clerks
ILYKGIRLSINYOGAPANTS ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 14:32:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sick reference bro. Your references are outta control...everyone knows that.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:22:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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ocean365 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:35:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope Seth Rogen's movie "This is the End" Jonah is at a party and trying to boost Jay Baruchel's confidence lol
sneaks34 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:43:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he might have been referencing the correct movie. When Jonah Hill is praying, he says: "Dear God, it's me, Jonah Hill, from Moneyball."
ocean365 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ohhhh. I don't remember that movie too well haha. I do remember Micheal Cera in it though
Ashiiiee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does this coke smell funny to you? pfffftttt
SBTYS ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:56:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jay wouldn't hurt a fly
KhabaLox ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:03:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I understood that reference.
Schadenfreude775 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jerkin' your dick to a magazine like a fuckin' pilgrim!
hmartin123 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:11:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You must have big rats if you need Hattori Hanzo's steel."
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:58:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Had to scroll waaaaaay too far for one of these!
Edit: Huge.
smonkweed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:41:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That woman deserves to get her revenge. And we deserve to die.
2XTAM ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:04:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wax on, wax off"
[deleted] ยท 170 points ยท Posted at 13:59:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โChoose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?โ
that_cool_nigga ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:11:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After watching this movie many times and reading the book, the entire message of Trainspotting can be analyzed in this opening line. Pretty much what I got out of it was that you can have the boring, normal family life, which wouldn't be bad because you're not on heroin.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:20:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:34:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking, begby that nutter.
PsychoDad7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:39:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?
theAnswerisCheese ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:19:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroine?
kung-fu_hippy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:21:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who doesn't love a heroine? Heroin, on the other hand...
miniatureelephant ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:00:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who doesn't love heroin?
theAnswerisCheese ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, too high on herowin to spell correctly
alfredhelix ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:17:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel Renton was spot on there.
DevilZombie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:24:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Train Spotting
jorellh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:07:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lust for life
AGirlNamedRoni ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:12:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From the first word, I read this in a Scottish accent.
swoosh_30 ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 14:08:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put the bunny, back in the box"
JustMovinAlong ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:23:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why didn't you put the bunny back in the box?"
morningelwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Make a move and the bunny gets it."
meiyoumayo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:47:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Puuuut the bunneh bahyack in the bawks.
Musician427 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite movie.
[deleted] ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 14:35:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PO-TAE-TOES. Boil em', mash em', stick em' in a stew!
IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Give it to us raw and wriggling. You keep nasty chips."
ZWQncyBkaWNr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We've had one breakfast, yes.
Viggorous ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:20:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut the fuck up, Donny!"
MCS117 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:42:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MARK IT ZERO
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โGod, Iโd give anything for a drink.โ
JustALonelyLock ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:30:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the need, the neeed for speed!
MrCrash ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:48:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the way he flies, ice cold, no mistakes. He wears you down, you get bored, frustrated, do something stupid and he's got you.
creep_with_mustache ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:15:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's right! Ice... Man.. I AM dangerous!
Thorn_The_Maktig ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had to scroll this far.
the-zarate-kid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:50:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can be my wingman any time". "No, YOU can be MY wingman any time"
jomart87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:43:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bullshit! You can be mine."
AlbusAlfred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inspector Gadget was a great movie...
thetylerw ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:34:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What does Marcellus Wallace look like!?!
The_Hold_My_Beer_Guy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
a bitch
Shocking_Stuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:18:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:24:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:00:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're on a mission from god"
RedditFact-Checker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hit it.
dropstop ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 14:19:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at hello.
tarlin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!
UffaloIlls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are my ambassador of Qwan Jerry.
DJ_Jungle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You complete me.
swannphone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You see, when I hear this, I automatically think "Night at the Roxbury". Takes me a minute to work out what it is originally.
sonmadeofsand ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:11:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
mashingButtonsWildly ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:06:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1.21 GIGAWATTS?!!?! 1.21 Gigawatts... Great Scott!
PolygonCount ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:10:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming.
NiceyChappe ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:03:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shark bait ooh ha haa.
Fish Are Friends, Not Food.
Moine?!
PolygonCount ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Going to see Finding Dory tonight!
StagnantDegree ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:41:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was born a poor, black child."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:33:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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bootlegdata ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Pay to the order of Iron Balls McGinty, one dollar and nine cents!"
ShittyCumSquats ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 18:25:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
woahrally21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good luck
iamPause ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Four pages down to find this, and I expected it to be at the very top.
OrichalcosDartz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:50:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It probably isn't at the top because Jesus Christ, that name. Downvoted just because of it.
[deleted] ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 14:02:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And shepherds we shall be for thee, my Lord, for thee
rowinit ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 14:57:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
oberynMelonLord ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:36:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be
ShaneDAWS0N ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:11:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
DemonCipher13 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:44:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And we shall flow a river, forth, to thee.
And teeming with souls, shall it ever be.
MCS117 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:39:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stupid fookin rope
TheDemon_Inside ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:01:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Name one thing we're gonna need a rope for."
LikeCucumbersPickled ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:37:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No it ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope
Aperture_Kubi ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:14:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey fuck ass, get me a beer!"
SoulardSTL ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:53:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck out of here?
wolfdarrigan ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:28:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People in glass houses sink ships.
YeeYee15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Doc, I gotta buy you, like, a proverb book or something. This mix'n'match shit's gotta go."
NaomiKatyr ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:49:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... Fuck!
thefakejayb ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:23:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:33:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You and your fucking rope."
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:44:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.
blueeyesofthesiren ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:39:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pop pop
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:35:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti
Dan_Berg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll tip her!
Mr_fun_bags ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really don't know this one, I just know this whole line because of an a day to remember song
kysarisborn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What song?
Mr_fun_bags ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1938 I think
kysarisborn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, I'll give that a listen
Mr_fun_bags ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep in mind it's metalcore, so not everyone will enjoy it
kysarisborn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah I like them, just forgot bout that song. I think it's fucking awesome that the first 30 seconds are a straight cut out of the end of one of my favorite movies too. I thought they were gonna sing it or some shit, much better this way.
CanadianPepsi ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 14:23:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As If!"
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:01:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was like totally buggin!"
dontfwithflo ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:43:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a virgin who can't drive
CanadianPepsi ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:54:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was way harsh.
cerrila2 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:27:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rollin with the homies
emawema ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:04:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose."
CanadianPepsi ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:20:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There goes your social life
miniatureelephant ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:57:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's a full-on Monet.
Skunk73 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:01:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna look pretty funny tryin to eat corn on the cob with NO FUCKIN TEETH."
My-Work-Reddit ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:11:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Elryc35 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hit it
LowkiSapfoot ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:30:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My senior quote in the high school yearbook :D
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This far down for some blues bros. I was named after one of them in a coin flip. According to my mom she was pretty kissed when my dad told her lol.
Mongo1021 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jake or Elwood? Or the Reverend Cleofus James?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Have you ever wondered how sad it is, that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?"
chrismsp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The soup is fucking ten dollars!
parker_fly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Duncan McElroy -- lead singer, and driver of the Winnebago!
DollyLlama ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:01:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU CAN DO EET
stitcher82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That could be any of Sandlers early movies ๐
whelponry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gatorade!
PatrickTulip ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:19:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one time... at band camp.
serpent572 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:17:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata!
Sparkly_Rainbows ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:55:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a wonderful phrase!
asherah213 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:25:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing phase!
Sparkly_Rainbows ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:29:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It means no worries for the rest of your daaaays! It's our problem free philosophy!
Prison_Vape ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:06:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna matata
RaiseHellPraiseDale3 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 14:12:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You see these aliens come from outer space and they wanna make us slaves for their theme park. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game! But then they show up and they ain't so little
Everybodysbastard ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:05:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You guys are cartoons. You can't be real!
Helbig312 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:09:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Larry's white and he plays basketball.
GinkoTotoro ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 13:45:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me Smalls
Thorn_The_Maktig ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:00:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Filmed in my home town!
VAPossum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:23 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know that's from The Sandlot, but for the longest time I thought it was a Coach McGurk line from Home Movies. I still can't say/read the line without hearing Jon F. Benjamin saying it.
Major_SeymourButts ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:10:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"On Wednesdays we wear pink."
FarazR90 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:21:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Houston, we have a problem.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:34:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Way too far down on the list
Tight_b-hole69 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:24:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We cant stop here, this is Bat Country!
itwashimmusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What...mmmmisthedeal......with all these....GODDAMMED BATS?!?
MustyDickCheese ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:01:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Allllllrightythennnnn
EticketJedi ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 13:53:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!
rkba335 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:19:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hobbit
EticketJedi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Godfather done by hobbits would be pretty amazing.
sneaks34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Billy Madison
sheepsleepdeep ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 14:11:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Name one thing you need rope for.
rowinit ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:59:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, is that right Rambo?
Alright, get your stupid fuckin rope.
senor_top_hat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:56:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not the Charles Bronson wannabe climbing through the vents
eadon_rayne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:58:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck? How the fuck did you two fuckin' fucks...? FUCK!
Well. It certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
Bamboo_Razorwhip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you thank you thank you!
Jebjeba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting into the lair of the kalphite queen.
gata59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut your fat ass Rayvie, I can't but a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys you've fucked
-eDgAR- ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 14:09:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why so Serious?"
Musician427 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I HAVE to say it like him. If I don't, I just sound sincere.
InVultusSolis ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 16:01:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"
shhalahr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:33:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
- Abraham Lincoln
Poison-DoNotLick ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:21:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"
InVultusSolis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:56:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Woah..."
Unitigasus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was literally just about to post this. I'm even wearing a shirt that says that right now
InVultusSolis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You. You're a cool dude. I'd party with you.
Googly-MOggly ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:22:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Boats&hoes"
ifiallowit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:20:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite non pornographic magazine to masturbate to
TheForceIsWithBrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Housekeeping
mulveyf ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:48:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Play it once, Sam...for old times sake."
barcode1555 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:21:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like the way you're using an oft-misquoted line.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's looking at you kid"
MichaelofOrange ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If she can stand it, I can."
anotherdonald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think this the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
barto5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Play it, Sam.
Pocket_Veto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll hum it for you."
rkba335 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As Time Goes By
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:01:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yes, LONDON. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:34:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brief Google fu couldn't tell me, help me out
nobomack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:19:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snatch my guy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The movie Snatch! It's pretty hilarious.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like dawgs?
What?
Do you like dawgs?
Oooh, dogs. Yeah, I like dogs.
troll_is_obvious ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:10:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Coffee is for closers."
Shit_Breather ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck YOU, that's my name.
whelponry ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:06:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Third prize is you're fired.
shotty293 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 15:18:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, alright, alright
yagi-san ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:41:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
morningelwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I get older, they stay the same age.
Unitigasus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay now ladies
drsfmd ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:36:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubble gum"
barcode1555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea where this is originally from but I've certainly heard the line over and over.
drsfmd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:26:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A really bad (like cult following bad) movie from the 80's called "They Live" starring the late wrestler Roddy Piper.
xQx1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was made popular by the popular video game Duke Nukem 3D
VarioussiteTARDISES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which leads me to this, which you'll only get if you know what role that the same guy voiced in a franchise that is one week -to the day - away from its 25th anniversary....
"I'm here to kick ass and find Froggy, and I'm all out of Froggy."
zhico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look up "They Live"
xQx1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, someone had already attributed the quote to the film - I've seen it - it's a strange but good film. I'm assuming that's where ID Software ripped it from, but I expect most reddit subscribers who've heard the quote heard it from Duke Nukem, rather than from Roddy Piper.
xQx1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:46:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, you are correct - the Duke Nukem line is "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum."
howsaboutyou ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:45:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How do you like them apples?!"
markrod420 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:30:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is there a sign. On my garage. That says dead ni**er storage?"
Or "its the one that says bad motha fucka"
Or "zeds dead baby. Zeds dead"
Or "aw man i just shot marvin in the face"
Or "big kahuna burger!"
Or "DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH"
the_norwegian_blue ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:40:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again. Say what again. I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more god damn time.
markrod420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So fucking quoteable that movie is.
MegistaGene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is.
[deleted] ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 13:51:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
"Hey Mcfly, your shoes untied"
"Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness"
Chris_Hemsworth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:49:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For #2 I would have went with "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
the_master_of_memes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
#3: Damn, Toy Story was pretty dark back in the day
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."
themanbat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
88 miles per hour!
JitGoinHam ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 15:00:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"In order to do this, I must become Superman IV: The Quest for Peace."
yellowstuff ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:04:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slightly mangled, but I'll allow it.
"The only way for me to solve this crisis is to be Superman IV: The Quest for Peace."
tagelthebagel ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:15:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ugh, negative, I am a meat Popsicle."
vipros42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Chicken"
raider_10 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:48:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam."
L8_2_The_Party ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To quote myself (from an earlier post):
"I am a Catholic Whore, currently enjoying Congress out of Wedlock, with my Black, Jewish Boyfriend, who works at a Military Abortion Clinic. So Hail Satan; and have a Lovely Afternoon, Madam."
It's the pauses,emphasizes and the British (posh?) way he says it that really makes it sing! ;)
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:19:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs." "Dinosaurs Eat man... Woman inherits the earth."
vindico1 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:19:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together."
Or pretty much any scene in that movie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not dead yet!"
hmphargh ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:16:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
buhluhake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.
Centumviri ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 13:56:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"We're going to need a bigger boat ... "
--choose_a_username- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*We're
Centumviri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks
Dr_Winston_O_Boogie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:22:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this some Reddit in-joke I don't get? The quote is "You're" going to need a bigger boat.
svlad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unless the movie is Clerks. Randall says that line during the Salsa Shark scene.
Link: https://youtu.be/HusokNYOPSY
RobDaGinger ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 13:31:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke I am your father" /s
Thingamajik ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 13:57:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke at me. I'm your father now"
juxtaposition21 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:05:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke at me now. I am your fathrrrrr.
Lord_Varys ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 14:12:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually that's not the correct line. It's just: "No. I am your father."
oss1k ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 14:35:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hence the /s
EgoPhoenix ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh! Now I get it! I thought the "s" in "/s" was a hand! :>
TreeHandThingy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
EgoPhoenix ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:22:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/s = /hand
Sounded funnier in my head...
TreeHandThingy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I still don't get it.
heisenfgt ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:41:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord_Varys ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yeah, that wasn't the point of the /s
heisenfgt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:46:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what was the point of it then?
Iammaybeasliceofpie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:49:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes it was
Lord_Varys ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Will need OP to come in and confirm.
worker11 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:46:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, it is the correct line. He's clearly referencing Tommy Boy...
bailey0799 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:30:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MANDELA EFFECT.
feelthechurn22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly, Ginger Rob was quoting Tommy Boy.
1st_thing_on_my_mind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He got the line right if he was talking about Tommy Boy.
pee_ess_too ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He did the "/s" thing tho!
Thx for saving Tyrion tho
Jaz_the_Nagai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
see /s
goofball_jones ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:52:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was "Luke, I am your father. We have to stop this before the Empire strikes back!"
AllAccessAndy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:27:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a correct line for the movie "Tommy Boy".
blarkul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:17:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually he never said that. I believe it is: "no, I am your father"
SHOW-ME-YOUR-SMILE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I looked through the whole thread looking that quote was posted. And at the very bottom there you are destroying my hope. ;(
Malakai_Abyss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your fathers best friends girlfriends brothers ex-college roommate "
"...so what does that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing"
cuts off hand
summontheasian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:27:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a trap!"
๐๏ธ iaskquestionstoo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:32:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Han shot first.
funnyfrets117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Han dies in Episode VII.
jetblackcrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any idea what you've done?
Behemothhh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"
LukeNo, I'm your father"FTFY
knubo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's "No. I am your father."
konag0603 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 13:53:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not quite on my tempo
Laughatdanger12 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:17:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Were you rushing or were you dragging"
abigthirstyteddybear ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:29:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You think Im fucking stupid? I know it was you."
TeenageHandM0del ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:33:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That line... and the scene that follows it. Just fucking great
Laughatdanger12 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:54:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Were you rushing or were you dragging"
too_much_ant_poison ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:13:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So for the final, FATHER FUCKING TIME, say it LOUDER!
RyanTheQ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:29:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M UPSET
ocean365 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I WILL FUCK YOU LIKE A PIG" I still think the line was written "I will fucking gut you like a pig" but the director was kind of scared to ask for another take lol
siguy11 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:23:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep the change, ya filthy animal!
Updownbanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes, Angels with Filthy Souls. A timeless classic in gangster movies.
RocketFeathers ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:28:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we've got here is a fAILure to communicate.
Strangelymundane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're gonna hate might as least get your rumors straight about DOOM the great
RedditFact-Checker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some men, you just can't reach. Then you get what we had here last week. Which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men do.
inbflat ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:32:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"shitter's full"
hap_hap_happy_feelz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Merry Christmas!
damian1607 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:08:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
inbflat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
best movie rant ever! :)
sparticus299 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:43:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get your stinkin paws off me you damn dirty ape!"
AALen ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:48:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Royale with cheese"
Mr_MillerTime ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:03:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So you're telling me there's a chance"
relaxbro12 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:23:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ogres are like onions.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cakes have layers!
relaxbro12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everybody like parfait, parfaits are DELICIOUS
csjpsoft ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:51:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no place like home. There's no place like home.
wavecontrol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Follow the Yellow Brick Road
scanners99 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:34:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
alexanderfarkov ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 14:10:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From now on, you're Gomer Pyle!
milhouse21386 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:10:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:27:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
are you trying to sneak in an inch on me?
markevens ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
sweetwattah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:13:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHO SAID THAT?
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:19:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHOS THE SLIMY LITTLE TWINKLE TOED, COCK SUCKING COMMUNIST SHIT WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?!
Thorn_The_Maktig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No body huh?! The fairy fucking god mother said it. I WILL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE!
abigthirstyteddybear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:27:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION!?
Bluepenguinfan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:34:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"
nahteviro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:01:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TEXAS! Holy shit. Only steers and queers come from Texas and you don't look like you're mooing!"
Llama11amaduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH
misdirected_asshole ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 13:53:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah..... well that's just like....... your opinion man.
Playah1 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:59:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm like a dog chasing cars.
GingerDingir ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:22:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!
corran450 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I really look like a guy with a plan?
heteroalien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that movie had so many good lines
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:57:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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sidcool1234 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:32:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inglorious Basterds
Mrwinkles22 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:09:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you ain't first, you last
Llama11amaduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww hell, Ricky, I was high when I said that!
ifiallowit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Theres a kilo of crack under your car.
No, ricky bobby, youre not paralyzed
Solistrum ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:18:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One does not simply walk into Mordor"
USS1 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:14:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
DangleSnipeCelly15 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:21:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What would you say, you DO here?
Degobaah ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:58:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard, Harry."
Amelasi13 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:59:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
fazi_milking ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:01:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run forest! Run!
John_Killbert ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:05:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I drink your Milkshake!
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:06:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is convincing the world he doesn't exist"
icyboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you ... miss?"
barto5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Devil Wears Prada?
icyboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a good movie, but not the one we're referencing.
barto5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Devil's Advocate?
icyboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like your persistence. Here's another quote:
"That guy is tense. Tension is a killer. I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat. He was so stressed in the morning... "
barto5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:54 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Casablanca?
I know there's a line in that movie about rounding up the usual suspects.
Kertelen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And like that, he's gone.
FrankMiner2949er ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:23:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:08:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 13:30:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Earn this."
reloadingnow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saving Private Ryan.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:08:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, sort of. Forest did say that. But in a different movie.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:40:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you're getting closer...
CaptainAwesome06 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:17:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turner and Hooch
SuperNewman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bingo!
pleaseky ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:14:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the fuckin Catalina wine mixer!
ifiallowit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woman, i travled 300 miles to give you my seed
rokss8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pow!
sufferpuppet ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:47:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright you primitive screw heads listen up. See this? This is my BOOMSTICK!
yagi-san ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hail to the king, baby!
peacelovecraftbeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't believe this is the only one from this movie I've seen so far. Well played sir!
y2jasper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol I never watched the movie, but somehow, halfway through the quote, my inner monologue changed into Bruce Campbells voice in my head. So even before I got to the last word I knew the source.
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 14:03:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."
ArgetlamThorson ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 15:35:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god...you say yes!"
minisaladfresh ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:05:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ray's gone bye-bye
Shufflebuzz ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:37:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:50:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that true?
minisaladfresh ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:51:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
SoulardSTL ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:53:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, it's true, Your Honor. This man has no dick.
ImpulseThroatPunch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:30:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tell him about the Twinkie." "What about the Twinkie?"
Guthree ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:54:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a big Twinkie.
TinyNetDeathSentence ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:31:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This job is definitely not worth eleven five a year!"
whelponry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:00:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a lovely singing voice you must have...
themanbat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:42:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not good. Tell him about the twinkie.
nfreni ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:39:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're an inanimate fucking object!
low_flying_aircraft ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:36:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An Uzi!? I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a fucking drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.
rowinit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:19:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How's a fairytale town not somebody's fucking thing?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:58:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know this word? Alcoves?
bjhufstetler2014 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:06:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't know karate
TheF0CTOR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU... ARE... A... TOY!!!
Not_A_Doctor__ ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:02:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a big guy..."
milhouse21386 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:14:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For you...
Not_A_Doctor__ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:18:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
Contrafox97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uuuu
frankenwhale ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:27:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no crying in baseball!
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:32:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Movie 1 - "McFly!!!"
Movie 2 - "I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date! No time to say "Hello, Goodbye"! I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!"
que_sera_sera_ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:43:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your ego is writing checks your body cant cash!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Source?
Thorn_The_Maktig ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:03:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top Gun.
UffaloIlls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mustang, this is ghostrider requesting a flyby.
buckus69 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:51:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is unix! I know this!
Fourthdwarf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:22:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact - there was actually a system with a 3D file system that did indeed run on a UNIX like system, which was used in the film. It wasn't some made up program to look like hacking to the audience, although it may have been chosen for its visual style.
It's not too far fetched that she would recognise the UNIX directory structure and be able to start some things on that system.
However unless the park had fantastic documentation, no-one would be able to get what they want done under the pressure of being attacked by raptors.
PM_me1bitcoin ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:53:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's the one that says bad mother fucker"
cuervojones85 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:53:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Come with me if you want to live."
AaronTheAlright ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:09:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say car RamRod!
CocaineAndMojitos ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:24:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The snozberries taste like snozberries"
calcaneus ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:51:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
dookiejones ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:33:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Dude abides."
Maybe less well known but my favorite from the movie.
"I'm the dude, that's what you call me, ya know. That or um, His Dudeness, or umm. Duder, or umm, ya know, El Duderino if your not into the whole brevity thing."
Felo_the_Bear ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:48:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aziz, light!
NiceyChappe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:38:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mool-tee-pass!
The stones... are in me.
Jean-Baptiste, Emanuel, Zorg.
Chi-cken! Good!
feench ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:38:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Derka Derka Muhammad Jihad
potatoslasher ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:45:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'' Surely you can't be serious. I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.''
Jtoa3 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:18:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Feel da rydm, feel da rhyme, let's go Jamaica, it's bobsled time.
RedPanda1188 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 14:07:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Maximus Desimus Meridius
milhouse21386 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:10:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Fuck yes
RedPanda1188 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:13:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't remember those last two words
milhouse21386 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:16:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was the reaction from the crowd in the colosseum.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:59:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know my friend, Biggus Dickus?
tslc144 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is this ? This quote alone makes me want to watch it.
Raven_Skyhawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gladiator. Good flick.
hap_hap_happy_feelz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorite scenes, ever
TheDreadfulSagittary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's Decimus, actually. Damn Romans.
DemonCipher13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Father to a murdered son.
Agent1108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you not entertained?
BioKali ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:44:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can show you the world, shining, shimmering, splendid...
Naaaaaaaants inGONyaaaaaama bagiiithi Babaa (Sithi uuuhhhmmm ingonyama)
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
You want thingamabobs? I got 20!
I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream...
When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true.
Tale as old as time, true as it can be...
Somewhere, out there...
A dream is a wish your heart makes, when you're fast asleep.
Trusssst in meeeeee, jussssst in meeeee...
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally, golly, what a day.
And then I brush & brush &brush&brush my hair...
We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, go home happy, what'd'ya say. Come on.
And all I could say was, "Hello."
thephotoman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:26:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Credit for actually using the original Swahili instead of just making some shit up.
BioKali ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:03:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! I'm actually glad I did, didn't know the real lyrics before. O hai lion.
Lenigrast ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:02:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...I think I just overloaded.
I mean, I started with like "of course like every Disney animated classic has at least one."
Then I was like "aw, I should watch that film! And that one! And THAT one!"
Then I went to "oh god damn I don't have time for all of these"
And now I'm going to finish writing this and set up a Spotify playlist of them for whilst I do the dishes
BioKali ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Brilliant! I was a bit surprised nobody had pounced on these yet, but, more fodder for me :) And yay dishes playlist!
Unitigasus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the road looks rough ahead and you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed. Yeah you've got a friend in me
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
Unitigasus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the road looks rough ahead and you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed. Yeah you've got a friend in me
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
BioKali ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toy Story I already saw but OMG HOW DID I FORGET MULAN. I am ashamed.
SleepNowMyThrowaway ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 13:50:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wait, they were Nazis Dude?"
NotAGangMember ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:13:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
milhouse21386 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:06:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
illusorywallahead ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:56:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh come on donnie they were threatening castration! I mean are we gonna split hairs here? Huh? Am i wrong?
KKYBoneAEA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking A man!
TerrestrialBird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to go with:
"Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling."
That's a good one, though.
KhunDavid ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 14:09:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
sheepoverfence ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:43:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats a lyric from a song though. Nature boy.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:08:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the entire movie is lyrics from songs.
sheepoverfence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I dont know what movie it is. I love listening to nat king cole sing the song though.
eadon_rayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the central theme to Moulin Rouge
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:50:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
....Moulin Rouge?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mine's still too hot, I didn't put in any cold milk. I can still see her red nails holding up that cup. After a few sips she said that the tea tasted of almonds. It's the almond cookies, I told her."
mjforever33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite movie โค๏ธ
HobbitFoot ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:24:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's gone to plaid!
MrCrash ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:41:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine"
eadon_rayne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:10:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just what we need. A Druish princess.
L8_2_The_Party ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:23:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny, she doesn't look Druish...
geonitacka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:14:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Comb the desert!
L8_2_The_Party ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:51:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We ain't found shit!
L8_2_The_Party ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... only Lonestar would DARE give me the Razzberry!
geonitacka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a mog. Half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.
L8_2_The_Party ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:53:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't send out for Pizza The Hut, Pizza sends out for You!
geonitacka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On a sadder note, Pizza the Hutt was found dead earlier today in the back seat of his stretched limo. Evidently, the notorious gangster became locked in his car and ate himself to death.
L8_2_The_Party ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What is that hanging out of her nose?"
"Spaceballs"
"Oh, shit, there goes the planet!"
L8_2_The_Party ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must've overshot us by a week and a half!
geonitacka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surrounded by assholes
pillowpetnerd ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:55:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead, baby.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:04:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HEY BABY! YOU EVER HAVE YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?! Yeah..."
yagi-san ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But my friend here, he loves the cock!
Pannanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No idea.
Come again?
Madworldz ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:20:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? Why do you wear that stupid man suit?
krn20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you're the fucking Antichrist.
Madworldz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:08:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
for a second i thought this was a response to one of my other comments and got really excited. "What did I say to piss this guy off so much?! :D"
krn20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry! haha Ps: I'm a girl :D
Madworldz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lies, it cant be! girls aren't on the internet! Proof is required for scientific analysis and verification.
krn20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a girl and i love donnie darko, here's proof that i am a girl ๐๐ป๐ ๐ผ
Madworldz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
close enough. *high five
kipstraat ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:07:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yarp?
destapabanana ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:43:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Narp
yagi-san ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two blokes and a fuckload of cutlery
la_mitraille ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, this has got to be one of the shortest movie quotes you can say and yet most people will know the film. Especially with the now Hound's popularity. Good one!
logicbox ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:47:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We were somewhere around Barstow, near the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.
jamesthomas1111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls."
CanadianPanzer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:24:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bumblebee tuna.
bmoreoriginal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:05:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your balls are showing.
SoYoung_SoHigh ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:48:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Boo. You whore."
bjhufstetler2014 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:02:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We thought you was a horney toad
WoodyIsMyName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is you is, or is you ain't, my constituency?
norsurfit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:14:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Use the force Luke"
sec713 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:43:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't hate you because you're fat; you're fat because I hate you."
beerdbawng ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:25:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I wish I knew how to quit you"
Bonechatters ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:45:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me?
dudejavishwas ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:51:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep the change You filthy Animal!
OneForMany ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:10:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just went through a whole page and still didnt see the quote "You talking to me?"
poss-um ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:24:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let's play Global Thermonuclear War."
L8_2_The_Party ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shall we play a game?"
Chibi281 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:14:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to play a game...
jstew311 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:07:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full.
jimjams5263 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your ego's writing cheques your body can't cash
Thorn_The_Maktig ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:05:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at the birdie!
UffaloIlls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate it when it does that!
HiImAlice ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:20:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RUN FOREST, RUN
Kaashoed ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:27:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bong and a blitz.
greenvortex ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:23:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A shmoke and a pancake?
couldbeworse54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch!
Raven_Skyhawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ate at a Waffle House next to a hooka and coffee joint on the way home from a concert last night, buddy and I kept making this reference. Good times man, good times.
Laughatdanger12 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:04:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Badges, we don't need no stinking badges!!!!
Volapukajo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Badgers! We dont need no stinking badgers!
-Haliax ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:19:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Look to my coming, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I use them for smuggling. I never thought I'd be smuggling myself in them.This is ridiculous."
-Haliax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOTR x Star Wars?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars.
Goal_digger_25 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:24:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey you guyyyyyyysssss"
KomodoDragin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:37:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do the truffle shuffle! Do it!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rocky...road? Huh huh!
Chrisrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Electric Company?
Khad ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:39:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
whelponry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This town is like a big chicken waiting to be plucked!
twisted34 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:45:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember remember the 5th of November.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason the gunpowder treason should ever... be... forgot.
imawerido1 ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 13:31:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Marty! You need to come back with me! Where? Back to the Future!"
[deleted] ยท 159 points ยท Posted at 14:08:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
jetblackcrow ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:11:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe in the past
Gizmo-Duck ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:30:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shoulda went with "Great Scott!"
gullale ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:23:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's from Back to the Future II.
bitches_be ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but which one?
blueyb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know! "You need to come back with me" is my favorite movie ever!
Cuillin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude what? That's clearly from Rick and Morty.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:00:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
M-M-morty urp yyou gotta go to the future, morty. I'm your grandpa. urp I know w-what happens to your kids, morty. Yyyou gotta go, morty.
PineappleZest ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:31:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Great Scott!" would have been better. Or "1.21 gigawatts?!?!"
imJoshAdams ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:17:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was looking for "You're telling me you built a time machine...out of a delorean?"
Gehrmeister ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:05:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!
EgoPhoenix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:41:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow... Heavy!
Cheesemacher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*jiggowatts
PineappleZest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. Well, you know what I meant! >_>
_asanovic ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:13:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love it when they say the title of the film in the film.
cher-ami ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:29:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only way for me to solve this crisis is to be Superman IV: The Quest for Peace!
Cheesemacher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TitleDrop
_asanovic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking more http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7u0wg3t6osM
jchabotte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ahh boy, i'm really tired of all these star wars"
rkba335 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe it was called The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down
jonwillyum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could have just said "1.21 gigawatts" or "great Scott"
saegiru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's too general. It could be Back to the Future or Back to the Future II.
avantgardeaclue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MHARTI YA GOTTA LICK MY BALLS MHARTI
John_Miles ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:00:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Time...to die."
Anyone? You're probably over 50 if you get it. Or a Sci-fi fan. The quote is actually in the film twice; in the first instance preceded by "Wake up."
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:59:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blade Runner
barcode1555 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:20:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blade Runner of course!
mulehoofen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ridiculous philistine.
404Notfound- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favourite movies
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blade Runner
Chrisrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then we're stupid and we'll die.
John_Miles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die."
Chrisrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
John_Miles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In my mind matched only by Avatar for engulfing the watcher in atmosphere. One of the best science fiction film ever made, and the last major special effects film released with no CGI whatsoever. Looks better for it too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skiNUaOS3mg
batty3108 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:50:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you wanna know how I got these scars?
xilef_destroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
shinnyg ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:46:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He touched the butt"
Desirai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love this movie
shinnyg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a single person who doesn't? My 94 year old grandma, my 70 year old mom and dad, my 30 year old brother, my 20 year old self, my Neices and nephews 5-12 ALL love it haha.
ICallThisBullshit ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:36:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello Clarice"
My-Work-Reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chi-an-ti
L8_2_The_Party ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fffuh, ffuh, ffuh
Y-Kun ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:35:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
canadiancarlin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:52:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I can't believe it, I'm losing to a rug."
dierubikdie ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:17:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's my secret. I'm always angry."
nybx4life ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:18:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get off my lawn"
Abadatha ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:20:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either "fuck! Stop hitting me." Or "that's a nice outfit J.P. how much do clothes cost in the matrix."
rubiscoisrad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:48:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You should never throw a bong, kid."
Abadatha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know you can't yell like that once the lion comes."
rubiscoisrad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My grandma drank all my weed."
Abadatha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who wants an Ice Cream sandwich. They're on whole wheat, with lettuce."
fageater ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:10:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin to me? You Talking to me???"
-Noceur- ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:17:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โOh, itโs quite simple. If you are a friend, you speak the password, and the doors will open.โ
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mellon.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:03:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
ths1977 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:35:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zeds dead baby
lurker_mclurkerson ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:35:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mr. Anderson..."
L8_2_The_Party ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, "Mister Anderson"
"My name...
...is...
Neo"
IcarusThePupperoni ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:55:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish
nasty_k ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:59:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dude Abides
GrandmasterZach ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:10:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Im Batman"
Full_Of_Win ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neighbors.
themanbat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
allen84 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:14:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sick and tired of these monkey fightin snakes on this Monday to Friday plane"
phyloRen ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:16:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
whelponry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over, man!
You ever been mistaken for a man before?
phyloRen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:39:51 on June 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, have you?
upyourego ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:17:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Today we celebrate our Independence Day
MagicalMoustacheMan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:24:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? NO!!!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:40:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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shlitz4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robin: "This is Achoo" LJ: "Bless you" Achoo: " No, thats my name....Achoo."
UffaloIlls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ay Blinkin!
tahoehockeyfreak ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:43:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Honey, where is my super suit?!?"
couldbeworse54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you need to know?
spraykrug ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:46:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we've got here, is failure to communicate.
L8_2_The_Party ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which is the way he WANTS IT...
9IX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer...
peacelovecraftbeer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg this needs all the upvotes
el_hefay ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:54:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PC load letter? The fuck does that mean???
Coloringfiend ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:54:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
inky12 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:05:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're not doing this for money...we're doing this for a SHITLOAD of money...
xilef_destroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man I know this, but I don't remember what's the movie
from_that_movie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:27:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spaceballs
aburp ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:08:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not a Tooomah!"
NessieReddit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:12:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to go return some videotapes.
No_Beating_The_Busch ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:24:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer..."
KubrickIsMyCopilot ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:24:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut the fuck up, Donnie."
thechozenones ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:24:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?"
infinitelobstersmom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.google.ca/search?q=my+name+is+inigo+montoya&oq=my+name+is+ine&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l3.13885j0j4&client=tablet-android-samsung&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=gIxZjnVGFjG7dM%3A
2D_n_2Deep ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:24:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You underestimate the POWAAH of the dark side."
alaskajuice ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:25:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First rule is, you don't talk about ____ club
Prison_Vape ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breakfast club was awesome.
chalter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:25:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
Jetpilot240 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:26:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa! No touchy.
jericon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:37:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"there is no spoon."
GibletsTime ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:38:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did we just become best friends?" " Yep!"
trombonerchick ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:52:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"African or European swallow?"
sigma932 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:57:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey... you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
VarioussiteTARDISES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you remind me of that damn taunt?
thisisme8675309 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:57:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
blackoutbiz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's just my game.
thisisme8675309 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got two guns, one for each of ya.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:57:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
blackoutbiz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:26:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My grandma always told me: if you can't do something smart, do something right."
redditvato ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:09:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, where's my car?
rubiscoisrad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The continuum transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device, and its mystery is only exceeded by its power."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also:
You've got mail!
The_Jazzy_Man ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:10:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!"
sukicat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:16:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want my $2!!
Vespaeelio ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:28:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
DOES HE LOOK, LIKE, A BITCH?
sim2500 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:30:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One time at band camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy
badf1nger ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:30:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"KAISER SOZE!!!"
BanterBoat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:32:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Oh Captain My Captain!
Gingevere ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:33:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Service guarantees citizenship!
Would you like to know more?
FossilExpert ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:34:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life... uh... finds a way.
boom_stick_2112 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:02:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.
ChrisChrisWTF ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorite westerns.
dubstepdeepthroat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:08:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"alriiiight, alriiiight, alriiiight"
cowboygeeker ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:24:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do or do not, there is no try"
Amprage ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:31:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
37...In a row?
Emz0824 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:32:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never had friends like i did when i was 12 ๐
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why can't you have friends like danny
johnnyappleseed10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not positive but isn't it Denny? Gordy's brothers name was Dennis.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:52:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits.
Obie1Jabroni ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson
Hminus9 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:15:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got knocked the fuck out!
cgbarto ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:07:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no crying in baseball!
byskm_t ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:11:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put your fucking mouth on the curb"
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now say goodnight"
0ddh1nn ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:23:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Klatuu verada nictoo
Grizzlyadamsbrother ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:58:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brawndo, it's got electrolytes
Martian_McFly ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:46:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
88 miles per hour!
your82 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:33:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honey, where's my super suit!?
walkerskneecap ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:34:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's no crying in baseball!"
LifetimeUnderdog ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:19:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THISSSS ISSS SPARTAAA!"
LingeringLegends ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:20:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You shall not pass"
Lolindir93 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:25:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Mariachi80 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:07:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you remember this one... you know what's a good movie. Congrats
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist."
blackoutbiz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"and like that. . . "
poof
"he's gone."
Chillaxbro ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:21:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Gulps hu?
knutts21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well Alrighty then.
iammyusername ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:39:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want the answers?
I want the truth!
YOUCAN'THANDLETHETRUTH!!
xFaderz ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:59:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lets get down to business
Sounds_of_a_Sax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To defeat the Huns
juwbooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TO DEFEAT THE HUNS
Sworl ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:22:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything is awesome!
panorama_change ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:45:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
SnootyEuropean ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:04:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The things you own end up owning you."
Excuse ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:42:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a long quote but;
Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course... it probably isn't. The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back. That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige"."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could have just gone with: "Are you watching closely?"
Excuse ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:40:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or which knot did you tie
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh.
"I'm hiring a comedian. You know I hate comedians!"
barcode1555 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You used the title.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:33:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You are...all of you...amateurs."
dottmatrix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:55:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The path of the righteous man...
Sykotik ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:09:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Maybe it's because I'm Irish."
barcode1555 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it IS because I'm Irish that this line doesn't stand out.
oathkeeper1985 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shawshank Redemption
barcode1555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It has Irish people in it? I thought it was a film about a US prison.
oathkeeper1985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:32 on July 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's joke, because the character's name is Red
Here's a clip: https://youtu.be/Gt75VjvRW34?t=3m14s
AlwaysSpeakTruth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:16:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! You're talkin' to my guy all wrong... it's the wrong tone. You do it again, I'll stab ya in the face with a soldering iron.
ThePerfectSubForYou ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:21:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heya Georgie!
milhouse21386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We all float down here
Silver_in_Goldstin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hee-haw!
mafroew ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:01:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany
Piddly_Penguin_Army ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:03:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leave the gun, take the cannolis"
benderisgreat356789 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:11:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.
lllforgive ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:11:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you just yell America?!"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:24:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you can drink goat piss, you can drink pretty much anything
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bear Grylls?
katamariv ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:32:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's taters precious?
bleach_drinker_420 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:54:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
Sugartits44 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:18:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
TakeoGaming ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:29:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning...
DBRZ34 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:37:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does Maurcellas Wallace look like a bitch?!"
L8_2_The_Party ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna get medieval on that ass."
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:43:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta La Vista, Baby...
Satans_Pet ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:56:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH
Guthree ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:57:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing Assholes.
ViolatedDolphin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smoke if ya got em.
L8_2_The_Party ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's the matter, Col. Sanders, chicken?"
ViolatedDolphin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:41 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!"
L8_2_The_Party ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:02 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Prepare ship... Prepare ship for Ludicrous Speed!"
ViolatedDolphin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:12 on June 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably my most favourite scene of the movie.
Lord Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does THIS happen in the move? Col. Sandurz: NOW. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. LDH: What happened to then? CS: We passed it. LDH:When? CS: Just now. We're in now now. LDH: Go back to then. CS: When? LDH: Now. CS: Now? LDH: Now. CS: I can't. LDH: Why? CS: We missed it. LDH: When? CS: Just now. LDH: When will then be now? CS: Soon.
L8_2_The_Party ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:24:12 on June 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of MY favorites:
VESPA: "Get the door!"
BARF: "I can't, it's fuzed."
VESPA: "What about this one?"
BARF: "It's locked!"
VESPA: "Where are the keys?"
BARF: "Inside!"
VESPA: "Oh, Great!"
LONESTAR: "DUCK!"
<all duck, LONESTAR runs back, as he walks by, LONESTAR hands VESPA his rifle>
"Here, hold 'em off, I'll get the door..."
<VESPA holds gun with two fingers>
VESPA: "I'm ain't shooting this thing, I hate guns!"
<ZAP! stray lazer bolt wings her hair>
VESPA: "My hair! He shot my hair!"
<beat>
VESPA: <voice lower, angry> "Son of a bitch"
<PRINCESS VESPA's entire demeanor changes, expression goes hard, grips rifle in perfect combat stance, cocks it and strides forward fearlessly into oncoming fire. Without blinking or missing a shot, mows down every spaceball bam-bam-bam in a left to right machinegun style sweep.>
<cut to BARF and LONESTAR watching in wide-eyed disbelief, BARF's ears extend straight up, in disbelieving shock.>
BARF: "HOLY SHIT"
<flash to scene of spaceballs laid out dead in front of door>
<cut to shot of VESPA, with LONESTAR, DOT MATRIX, and BARF walking up behind her. VESPA tips rifle up and blows on end of barrel as they approach.>
VESPA: "How was that?"
LONESTAR: "Eh, not bad..."
BARF: "Not bad, for a girl..."
DOT MATRIX: "Hey, that was pretty good for Rambo!"
VESPA: "Let's blow this joint."
<all EXIT, LEFT>
Even better, watched. I loves me some tough-under-it-all gals. ;)
HalfBloodHitman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:00:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy"
1Anto ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:01:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see you shiver with antici...
L8_2_The_Party ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...pation."
austraeoh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:06:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The D is silent."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is my fav so far.
cosmic_pterodactyl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:06:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
they mostly come at night....mostly
OfficialJohnDoe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:10:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I got her number. How you like them apples?
cjandstuff ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:17:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how -"
Prison_Vape ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:10:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you =(
L8_2_The_Party ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:08:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
======>
BlendedLambic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:22:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? "
duhmeatree ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:28:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again
Vertical-Inspiration ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:32:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So much room for activities!
cubs_win4 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:36:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you're killing me smalls!"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:43:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greater good"
JonRod88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greater good
VarioussiteTARDISES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHUT IT!
ColdFerrin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:47:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
reverse_cigol ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:48:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you met me at a very strange time in my life"
rubiscoisrad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And now I can hear The Pixies, because conditioning.
1500sitalyman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:55:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, Bruges is a shithole"
Bloopyblob ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:10:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I just got a shipment of the dopest dope I've ever smoked. Hands down the dopest dope I've ever smoked."
This one works as well "Ok, call this Mocha Milkshake and this one English Breeze. Charge $40 for these. Uhh.. this one.. DaVinci's Brush. Oh this one's bubble bush and...... this here is Spanish Trampoline."
Forklifttruck ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:10:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production
The_Powers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BACK IN THE TUB!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:10:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that...whew...he's gone
jorge1213 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:10:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor, you!
DanceSex ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:24:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and that is why no one will remember your name.
Italiankid ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:24:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now that's a tasty burger!"
e1esdee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:25:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
timorwhatever ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:26:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where we're going, we dont need roads."
chevyuk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:26:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious shit
-drunkenmaster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:38:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want FOP goddammit.......imma Dapper Dan man!
NotNorthD ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:49:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
rubiscoisrad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, I would've gone with the "etiquette" quote, or maybe 'I am Jack's ____'.
Or "His name is Robert Paulson."
orcaporca ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:51:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.ย You killed my father.ย Prepare to die.ย
Nichols101 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:51:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My names Paul, and this shit's between ya'll.
Dremora_Lord ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:20:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name's Pitt, and you ain't talkin' your ass outta this shit."
Color_blinded ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:51:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have fun storming the castle!
entheogeneric ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:55:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"I killed the thing I love the most"
"A hooker? Alright, you killed a hooker. Calm down. Here's what your going to do. Get your hands on some bleach, hydrogen peroxide and a shit ton of lime."
"No, a panda. I killed a panda."
"Amanda? Come one dude that's probably not even her real name."
nemusalio ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:14:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leeloo Dallas. Multipass."
crunch816 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:29:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house.
Homer_Goes_Crazy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:30:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prepare to jam radar!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:33:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti...
Nagsatish1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:46:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You bow to no one my friends (cue music & goosebumps)
celticdude234 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:47:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just a flesh wound.
poopybutthole4 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:48:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just a flesh wound.
graffitiknight99 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:49:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Come with me if you want to live."
Jamie0505 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:50:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They call it a royale with cheese"
Cru_Jones86 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:55:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
DarkMatter_74 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beat me by 12 minutes. Darn you.
WinningByDefault ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:08:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did we just become best friends?!"
Decypherrr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:17:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wanna go do karate in the garage?"
knillex ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:08:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Zeds dead baby"
elmetabolisto ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:13:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to return some videotapes.
nejadisholy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:13:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman"
galdikas ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:13:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Draw me like one of you french girls!
boogersugar55 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:13:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like apples?
iwillnottalktou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...cus I got her numba! How about dem apples!?"
Shadowsca ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:14:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Wilson!'
humboldt77 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:16:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"1.21 gigawatts!?!"
"Use the Force, Luke"
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."
"Never, ever feed it after midnight"
"Like the back of a Volkswagen?"
werelock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, I know all of them except the last one...my brain is drawing a blank.
humboldt77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:19:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mallrats. Edited to say the instead of that.
werelock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of course.
anthony113 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:21:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
mlrmqt1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:24:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, alright, alright.
Yamatjac ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:30:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where we're going, we don't need roads."
s0974748 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:34:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alright, alright, alright"
tinykingdoms ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:34:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We wasted the good surprise on you!"
couldbeworse54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Daddy?
NeoBlue42 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:35:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was born a poor black child...
jstnrml ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:35:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You killed Ted!, you medieval dickweed!"
aklr37 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:40:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"IT'S A TRAP!!"
GaudyBass94 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:45:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Moist_toes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:57:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what ol jack burton says at a time like this? Who? Jack burton, me!
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, God.
LiquidPanda2019 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:58:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Next German you see with a weapon you rake the dog shit outta him, I don't care if it's a baby with a butter knife in one hand and momma's left titty in the other."
sparcs89 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:14:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:39:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P SHERMAN 42 WALLABY WAY SYDNEY
Hollowsong ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:42:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine."
N00b_Ops ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:03:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yes, the danger must be growing,
For the rowers keep on rowing,
And theyโre certainly not showing,
Any signs that they are slowing"
_Yums_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The schnozberries taste like schnozberries
DarkenedSouls815 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:04:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
ArtyomMoskva ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:04:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multipass?
UCantHandleTheBluth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:05:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did naaaaaahhhhht!
....
Oh hai Mark
Skibiribiripoporopo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:05:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny!
in_5_years_time ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:05:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Allllllllllllllllrighty then!
jeepdave ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:08:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I need NOS.
kpb913 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:10:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity and beyond!"
TheCrabRabbit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:10:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alllllllllllrighty then!
iareloading ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:14:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run, Forrest, Run!
Stonn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:15:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have got a jar of dirt!"
shemp33 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:17:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey guys! Whoa, big gulps huh? Alright... Well, see ya later!"
Login_rejected ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:23:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:23:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snoochie boochie!
Izaiah212 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:23:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry
Jolly674 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:23:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
InOnTheKillTaker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:23:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
Milafin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:23:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here.
Askanner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:23:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity and beyond"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:28:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude where's my car?
dyinglightly ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:29:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:31:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
Milafin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:34:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waddya mean I'm funny? The way I talk? Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it? I'm funny how, like I'm a clown? Do I amuse you?
Shnazzyone ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:41:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello Clarice"
007age ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:42:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They've gone to plaid!
eastbayweird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
may the schwartz be with you!
GarlVinlandSoul ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:47:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who da FUCK is Reggie?!"
_Yums_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:51:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ever make love to a man? You want to?"
butitsnotme ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:47:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOUD NOISES
thavillain ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:51:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abba Zabba, you my only friend
_Yums_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Abra kadabra"
thavillain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:56:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, it was Andy Garcia's brother
derrickcope ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:51:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inego Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:52:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One does not simply walk into Morder..."
subud123 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:53:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole!'
supervillain66 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:55:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're just jealous that I've been chatting online with babes, all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Hasgrim ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:56:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me smalls."
SPKarenHill ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:01:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, alright, alright
guy99877 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:30:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mr. Anderson"
evildemonic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:30:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
karch10k ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:01:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND!"
marijuana_bacon_milk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:18:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, alright, alright
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:29:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"DIYOUPUTYERNAMINTHAGOBLEOFFIYA?!?!?"
n0xWave ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:31:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You, are, a, TOY!"
Cuno4 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:35:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll shoot your eye out kid!
Nem985 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:59:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"
Quazmodiar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:28:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boys have penises and girls have vaginas!
ndividualistic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:09:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
GRUMPY_AND_ANNOYED ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:44:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever girl."
67Mustang-Man ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:57:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You bred raptors?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOOT HER!
highoncraze ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:01:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET TO THE CHOPPA!!
LittleMissMakeMe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:05:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hopefully no one has used this: "Remember, remember the 5th of November."
twotimetony ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:05:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny how? Like a clown? I amuse you?
CollOhmsford ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:06:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish"
incarnatethegreat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:07:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Iningo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
bohric ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:10:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You beat me to it by two minutes.
incarnatethegreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:08:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Try another one. Like...."INCONCEIVABLE!"
bohric ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:44:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You mock my pain!"
"Life IS pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
(I figure it would have been a bit tacky to follow up with Inigo's response.)
IndecisiveProcastina ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:09:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Promise me you'll never let go"
qsmrf56 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:12:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mr Anderson"
zack_the_man ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:13:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MUTHA FUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MUTHA FUCKIN PLANS.
Quire ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:16:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
H34DSH07 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:17:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEEEEEEEEERRRREEE'S JOHNNNNYY
DestructorKitten ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:18:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
Gansito10 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:18:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asta La Vista, Baby
EinsteinEP ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:19:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ni!
128bitz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:20:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... And I'm all out of bubblegum"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:20:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do the truffle shuffle"
BicycleOfLife ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:20:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat."
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:20:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."
pawnstar26 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:20:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeere's Johnny!
PattyQuake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:21:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since it doesn't appear to be at the top:
"My name is Inigo Montoya.."
ItzAlcatraz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:21:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
damion20xx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:21:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep firing assholes!
bohric ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:21:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English, motherf***er, do you speak it?!
manthony_mustache ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:22:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a trap!"
mabus44 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:23:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why so serious ?
PsychicPolar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:23:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Game over man!!! Game over"
PDX_Mike ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:23:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, It's just a flesh wound..
sageguitar70 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:23:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:24:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead"
wintersedge ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:24:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not a knife, this is a knife!
Rizztown ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:24:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And my axe
anman25 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:24:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will find you and I will kill you.
optimus27000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:25:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your Father"
espervoltaire ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:25:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You feelin' lucky, punk?"
LajGig ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:25:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Warriors, come out to playyyy"
Tyrone97 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:26:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude. Where's my car?"
taboo86 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:26:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English mothafucka! Do you speak it?!"
TacoFury ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:26:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud.
ManchiMonk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:32:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
Spyu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:40:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say herro to my little friend!
Albuslux ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:40:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
gordorodo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:41:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wilson?! Wilsooon!!
Pale_Kitsune ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:42:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I just can't wait to be king."
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:46:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Tungurbooty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:50:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh, Gone with the Wind... Great movie
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:03:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta love the extended edition
JohnnyMnemo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:51:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodge this.
ObamaTookMyToast ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:51:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPAAAARTAAAAAAA
Train_Wreck_272 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:52:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns!
TheLightingGuy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:57:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude, what does my tattoo say?"
"Sweet. What does mine say?"
Vlargenshnargen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:24:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to die.
Wizardofsmiles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
BaysideJr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:26:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Two Dollars!
FightTheDead ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:57:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So much room for activities.
khalcerva ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:22:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
Bigjerr2007 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:21:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snozzberries tatse like snozzberries
decafinatedsinging ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:08:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming"
gooth2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:12:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can tell you i dont have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over on a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
nyonix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:26:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talking to me?
hoolegr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:28:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?
dubs2016 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:58:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaassssss yyyoooouuuu wwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssshhhhh.....
rrainyer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:05:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTA!
ButterflyKoi5 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:16:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father."
chillig8 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:17:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley
botulizard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:47:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let me explain something to you. I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm The Dude, man, so that's what you call me. Y'know, that, or Duder, His Dudeness, El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:17 on June 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This needs, like, more up votes, man.
Sannann ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:49:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inigo Montoya...
JohnnyRelentless ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:03:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. 'Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky'.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Last Crusade?
JohnnyRelentless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:26:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Liter of Cola.
MouseRat_AD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the name of that place you like? The one with all the shit on the walls?
yagi-san ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shenanigans!
Herr_Derpington ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:17:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You like dags?"
Rapey_ape ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:20:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You play ball like a GIRL!
adammondello ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:38:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One ring to rule them al
The_Powers ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:41:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And in the darkness bin them.
HuevosCumberbatch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:38:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HERE'S JOHNNY!
univega13 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:18:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Mark-henderson ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:29:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I killed mufasa!!!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:44:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I told you it was Phillip, you liar!"
laterdude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was nothing like that, penis-breath!
homedoggieo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:10:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i'm actually amazed they got away with that one
nowadays it'd get slapped with an R for "brief strong innuendo and mild peril"
go_doc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mild peril. lol.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:58:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great white buffalo
JustMovinAlong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you guys whispering?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:59:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big gulps, huh?"
milhouse21386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...welp, seeya later!
SirApatosaurus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:00:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I 'ope I give you the shits you fuckin wimp.
Treddo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:02:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Snakes, why'd it have to be snakes?"
OnlyOnAskReddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:07:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are who you choose to be.
-eDgAR- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:08:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Surely you can't be serious."
SomeEnglishLad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:11:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"see you at the party, Richter!"
Tiigaaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:12:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I will find you, and I will kill you"
millybob35 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello, hello, I'm looking for my wife"
TornadoofDOOM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Point Break or Bad Boys 2?"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:41:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that, as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
OldSpeckledHen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some men are Catholics... some are Baptists... my father, was an Oldsmobile man...
BearBryant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:51:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I would have liked to have seen Montana"
fallopianfuck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:59:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"oh my god karen,you cant just as people why they're white"
megster53 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:01:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wait, to lift the curse, until the opportune moment."
InchZer0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:06:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
smoothisfast22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:08:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wicked Smaht.
saltyp_nut84 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:08:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hope.. is a good thing, maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies"
nypvtt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:11:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I like you Clarence. Always have. Always will."
WalterJessePinkWhite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:12:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon"
harry_manback91 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:14:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Gulps, huh,alriiiiight......well see you later.
klaabu66 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:14:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!
onewugtwowugs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:15:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It has to be at least, three times bigger than this!
RWBYSanctum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:16:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrrany of evil men
Sl31gh3r86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:21:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm the Dude"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:30:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Were these magic grits?!
BubbaOx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:31:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All my life I wanted to be a gangster.
Roadsguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Honey! Where's my super suit?!"
dukevyner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What?"
Roadsguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where is my super suit?!
dukevyner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whhyyyyy do you need it?
skimcheese ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O Captain, my Captain!
Propaganda_Box ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get in the flask!
jorlevis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:38:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dags, D'ya like dags?
WaGowza ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
newbs511 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:42:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord, for thee...
diinomunster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:44:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But what about second breakfast?"
Dabum17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:48:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Funkays ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:50:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
CancerFaceEww ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you can't be serious.
Nitero ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:58:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am, and don't call me Shirley.
cuddlenoodle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:07:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH SOWHENYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Etoribio_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:08:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rule Number 1..."
manbroken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:11:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you BITCH!
Or...
They mostly come out at night. Mostly.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:13:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I volunteer as tribute!"
SavageSick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:14:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hamburgers...! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
gats4cats ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
Dedj_McDedjson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welease Woger!
Spurty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Austria? Well then... G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie"
DredPRoberts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:21:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it puts the lotion on its skin.
mymomsaidicould69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:21:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where we're going we don't need roads
mickeyxz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:25:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?
GloriousHam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:29:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
9to5ishardtosurvive ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:31:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"sweep the leg"
Melencamp1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:31:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your Huckleberry (or, "I'm your huckle-bearer for all you heathens out there).
strudels ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:32:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i don't want a large farva, i want a goddamn liter of cola!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:32:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And I'm Tits... I'm Ron Burgundy."
milos98k ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:35:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yippee ki-yay motherfucker"
apostasism ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:36:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Good moooooooorning Vietnam!!!!!"
Oh, wait....
my1973vw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
whatsbeef ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm funny how? Funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
paramahans ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:42:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he cannot refuse
havek23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:43:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yippie ki-yay, mothafucka"
L8_2_The_Party ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yippie ki-yay, Mister Falcon"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:43:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler... Welcome to Jurassic Park."
Br0metheus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:44:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker"
RulerOfAwesome ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It truly was a Shawshank Redemption...
Dannyboy7437 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WILSON!!!!"
crasstastic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Meow what is so damn funny?!"
Onarios ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:48:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
ireallywantacat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:48:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'We're going to play a wonderful game, called 'who is my daddy, and what does he do?''
Gifhero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a trap!
TheMidgetPanda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:54:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILLLLLSOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN
showyerbewbs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zeds dead baby.
Zeds dead.
ninjabot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father.
tetrach ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's high noon."
JNC96 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A turkey, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this...ย A six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here, or here...ย Or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know, try to show a little respect."
Alternatively, "Clever girl."
culb77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."
PapaSteel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ONE POINT TWENTY-ONE GIGAWATTS!"
SilicateStimulus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:01:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That ain't no moon....
BigOldCar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:01:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No time for love, Doctor Jones!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say 'What" again.
nahteviro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:03:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is my friend, Achoo"
"A jew?? Here??"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's a fucking beverage involved here, man!"
WaitingOnTheDay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those aren't pillows!
Fatchine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Feed him to the pigs Harold"
marjerbar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O'doyle rules!
beleeze ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:05:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Italian stallion Rocky Balboa"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean coitus?
CGI_Yogi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The defence is wrooooaaaang!!!!
minumoto ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ideas are bulletproof
godpigeon79 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:09:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Badgers, badgers?! We don't need no stinking badgers!
Sidney77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:09:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're sayin there a chance......
Sidney77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:09:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life's a garden, dig it
punriffer5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:10:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to think that the last thing that went through Warden's head, otha then that bullet, was how the hell Andy Dufrain got the best of him.
868Alex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Witness Me!!
MogiBerrell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:14:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Derek, do you know what's good for shoulder pain?"
TouchYourRustyKettle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:14:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop looking at me Schwan!
Kingdonk0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:22:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shampoo is better!
NotWillWheaton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Conditioner is better!
Silver_in_Goldstin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:14:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not your fault, Will.
C0ncreteDonk3y ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Who will help me carry him?'
RedMarz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yuki... means snow, doesn't it?
Atomplombe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He got involved in some kind of fruit company.
silentseba ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung fu"
joseelgrande ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Mr_Wasteed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It was just a fucking dog"
You stole my car, and you killed my dog!
'baba yaga'
'It's not what you did, son, that angers me so. It's who you did it to"
rilsoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's Johnny"
MuresMalum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's called a hustle, sweetheart."
ThrwbackMTD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? GROSS!"
LaPompadour ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:18:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
Geekfest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:22:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How much for ONE RIB?"
unoriginalquote ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gotta love those highschool girls. I get older, they stat the same age"
msquared131 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:24:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a firefight!
dukevyner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:54:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They crawled the the vents... Professionals don't do that shit
Gentlemen_Commander ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
royale with cheese
cactus__cactus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming...just keep swimming..."
CommentU ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"IT IS NOT A TUMAH!"
Edoverhoff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I like the way you die boy"
lsmucker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How much can you know about yourself, you've never been in a fight? I don't wanna die without any scars. So come on; hit me before I lose my nerve."
Innerfaces ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is a great boulder!
dukevyner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like that boulder
whitehawk58 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's Taters Precious"
MatCauthonsHat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:29:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Goose you big stud! Take me to bed or lose me forever!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:29:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're on a mission from God."
InsaniamRex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:29:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Anderson
willsyum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENGLISH MOTHA FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT!
schindigrosa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:31:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're my boy, Blue!"
cbrown818 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:31:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Milk was a bad choice"
ShinyMills ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:31:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave. "
AsLongAsYouKnow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:32:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've been known to locate certain things from time to time."
Essentially_Jesus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't talk about it
-Mr_Rogers_II ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:35:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung-Fu."
Famixofpower ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:39:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's this, what's this, there's white things everwhere!
shlitz4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightmare before Christmas?
Famixofpower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Adios turd nuggets"
GenghisBarnes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not your fault."
Aedyn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead."
DrMaxwellEdison ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhรคuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.
rragnaar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big gulps huh? Alright!
lizardchaos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:30:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welp.. See ya later!
EmeterPSN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh oh oh..i got few ;D (Edit:Each line is a different movie)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
"I see dead people."
""Here's Johnny!"
"Hasta la vista, baby."
"My precious."
"I'm the king of the world!"
Edit 2: When im reading it..you can almost make a funny story out of it , im sure someone more imaginative can create it :D
The_Ghast_Hunter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"i'd like two whole fried chickens and a coke"
"and for you?"
"i'd like one piece of white toast"
"what do you want on it?"
"i want it dry ma'am."
mesmeris3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โYou will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrowโ
Zbro113 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda hot in these rhinos...
Eastern_Eagle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
''Im fifty shades of fucked up!''
nickdaisy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Please put on your own oxygen mask before assisting others"
Taz_54 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Lets put a smile on the face"
awFirestarter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What year is this?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Erf!
bka510 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Like a glove!"
edit: that was so META of me!
TheThirdStrike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You dumb bastard... It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat.
dandemsky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're no longer that good.... Will Hunting.
Phaedrus360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apple sauce bitch
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Lesbian?" "The other L word." "Lesbians?"
BrackaBrack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This...is my booooomstick!
Deadmeat553 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:49:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
Dalroc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:49:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where do you want it? The hand or the foot?
Trebster375 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:55:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
shlitz4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:55:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Relax, Kids swallow quarters all the time."
"Really?"
"Sure. If she craps out two dimes and a nickel, then you can start worrying."
zeohi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:55:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GABLARAFAR
hamgina ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"KHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNN"
BigFatCheese ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is bat country!
Holy_Remodel_Batman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Look at the size of that trunk - you could put three bodies in there."
Grizelda_Gunderson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your killing me smalls..
ComoSeAlpaca ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl
Radius50 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:02:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WWWWWIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN
Falky89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Crusty jugglers"
bruwin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!
bedford_1801 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you"
dactyif ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:04:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Louis, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
darmok11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:04:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gunga la-gunga
dctyler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:04:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Donkey!
I_PEEWONDERFULCOLORS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:04:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?"
bentl3y ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:05:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish
VeritasWay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:05:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We are going to need a bigger boat!"
"ICEBERG, RIGHT AHEAD!!!"
LOUDFLAVOR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:05:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With enough soap you could blow up just about anything.
Mr_Stever ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze"
RapsFan420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I drink your milkshake!!"
Historigorical ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big gulps huh? Alright. Well, see you later."
h1t0k1r1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!
offrce ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Rod and I like to party.
ObligatoryJesus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" You talkin to me? "
VinnieTheFish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"PC Load Letter... What the fuck does that mean?"
Potatosallxd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel the need..the need for speed!"
jmet03 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This stuffโ? Oh, ok. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I donโt know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because youโre trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you donโt know is that that sweater is not just blue, itโs not turquoise, itโs not lapis, itโs actually cerulean. Youโre also blindly unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves St Laurent, wasnโt it, who showed cerulean military jackets? And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers. Then it filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic โcasual cornerโ where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and so itโs sort of comical how you think that youโve made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, youโre wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of โstuff.โ
pinky2252s ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do I look like a cat jumping nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? AM I DRINKING MILK OUT OF A SAUCER?"
shtrk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have red on you.
whereisthegravitas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:18:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But dogs can look up!
adorkwithaspork ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The difference between you and me....is I make this look good"
Avogadro101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood."
Or
"If you're not first, you're last!"
420ish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:14:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
his name is robert paulson
JonBarnett182 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ya know what they call a quarter pounder in France?"
MastadonMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaah-savenyaaaa, mammabi samabah. Hmmmm.
PencilvesterStallone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big gulps huh? Welp, see ya later.
whitty_88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I gotta see about a girl."
todayilearned83 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There was a firefight!"
p3ntagram ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're the One, Neo"
PowdrdMilkMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When this baby hits 88 Miles per hour....you're gonna see some serious shit"
ForTified_SiNN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Autobots, roll out!"
StrawberryStef ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud.
a_lone_solipsist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you fucking stupid bastard!"
HeavensToGretzky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.
ereuveni ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. - best film ever!
ArizonaZach ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello, to muh little friend"
illuzion987 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smokin!
barliganplain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, baby!
FlawlessPig ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you go down you're gonna feel a slight sting, that's pride fucking with you. FUCK PRIDE!
webghosthunter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No more rhyming and I mean it. Anyone want a peanut?
OPMeltsSteelBeams ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET TO DA CHOPPA
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
where's my car?
mhking ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never tell me the odds!
ProgorillaZ85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I figure I study high, take the test high, get high scores, right? Right!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boy, you know you got a panty on your head?
Marquis77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every 12 people on the planet. The only question is....how do we arm the other 11?"
Crayakk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is only one thing worse than dragons; Americans.
UseThisToStayAnon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We've got a black hawk down"
Robotpoop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a tumor!
StopTheElf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"... I HATE Illinois Nazis."
tootsie_rolex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:27:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...and Hulk, Smash!!!
rickjamesdean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:27:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is how I met Tyler Durden."
JackM10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:27:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry!"
zanderkerbal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:27:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you."
Tekinette ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:27:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We'll always have Paris.
Tankman987 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:27:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That there's some good in this world,.. And it's worth fighting for.
UseThisToStayAnon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:27:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It must be some sort of... hot tub time machine" looks at the audience
havalinaaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:29:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UseThisToStayAnon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I get it, but I would argue that I didn't name the movie. The movie named itself and I used that quote.
havalinaaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Within the letter but way out of the spirit of the question. If that's how you want to live your life who am I to judge.
chooch37 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:30:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You boys like Mexico?!?!?"
xxsheepdoggxx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"allllllllllllllrighty then"
Jebbediahh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a very special set of skills..."
The_Cantabrigian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
all Dude ever wanted was his rug back
tyvanius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fudge, Packer?
rickjamesdean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"RED RUM."
FrankMiner2949er ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Puny god
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Great Scott!"
yellowsloth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To infinity, and beyond!
wabrown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rachel! RACHEL!!!!
MuthaCluffer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey yoooouu guysss!!!
bigoldgeek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's 106 miles to Chicago we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
NollidYesmar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"No, I am your father"
Edit: also "May the force be with you"
Swim4alife ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish"
mendicantbias69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ever seen a vagina by itself? Not for me.
wseibert ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Freeeeeeeedom!"
PRSouthern ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He and Bob Barker, are now dead last."
niuprice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not even one of the infamous quotes... but still instantly recognizable. Well played sir.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry"
Wolfreader ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:08:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always
floggeriffic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm king of the wooooorld!
cxm0d ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon.
Yea_AboutThat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tap it in, just taaaaap it in. Just give it a little tap tap taperoo. Kiss my white ass ball!!
ck35 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(Danger: not from a movie, but this still gives what it's from away)
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, YOU MUST FIGHT! Sun tzu said that, and I think he knows a little more about it than you do pal, because HE INVENTED IT! ..."
Kapejek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honour."
ck35 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth..."
KanpaiWashi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Royale with cheese" or "Does he look like a bitch?"
Wiredcookie1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a Bitch?
Bayho ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any Samuel L. Jackson quote.
Candy_Mann ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rule 1: don't talk about it Rule 2: do NOT talk about it
DjangoSpider ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
phone home
tokoolman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This ... Is... Sparta!!!!!"
Nkrueg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut the FUCK up, donny!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me smalls
mortalcosta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You mean, let me understand this โฆ cuz I โฆ maybe its me, maybe Iโm a little fucked up maybe. Iโm funny how? I mean funny, like Iโm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? Iโm here to fuckinโ amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?" P.S. I haven't seen the movie from start to end. I only have seen it in the middle, or had to leave after starting it.
holterdiepolter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
TheOriginalDayton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MAAAA. THE MEAT LOAF!! FUCKKK
evnt_hrzn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Houston, we have a problem.
HippyHitman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"It's not your fault."
Alternatively, from the same movie:
"Do you like apples? . . . I got her number, how do you like them apples?"
TheGentlemanLoser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where we're going, we don't need....roads
brandensam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lee!
hardproject ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"
Ms-Anthrop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates
pantsthatlast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GREAT SCOTT!!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying there's a chance?
doesnt_reallymatter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
vivajeffvegas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead, make my day
Sirtopofhat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOUR MY BOY BLUE
derekr999 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you better shut that cunts mouth before i fuck start her head
Alt_Beer7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just give it a little tappy. A tap-tap-tap-a-roo.
kaizerizan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Zedd's dead, baby.."
gramgrass ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious, and don't call me surely
longsh0tt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're so money and you don't even know it."
csjpsoft ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stella!!!!
tacticalfannypack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot.
BRETTVARG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put the lotion in the basket!
ilikeslamdunks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was born a poor black child"
MiaOh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I'm your father.
NeoHenderson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keyser Sรถze"
rickjamesdean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."
dkNatura ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Honey..Where's my super suit?!"
rhk_B ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not your fault."
curlywurlies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soooooo Gooooood!
MosDefStoned ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
csjpsoft ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud.
Aon_from_accounting ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You'll shoot your eye out!"
Beldragos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I once had strings, but now I'm free... There are no strings on me!
fght_off_yr_dmns ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"we're gonna need a bigger boat"
Malicious_Gooch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The price is wrong, bitch!
PM_ME_UR_SLABS710 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
License and registration... Chicken fucker!
Kappsule ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimmin'
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
Morbidd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the Force be with you"
kejigoto ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get away from her you bitch!"
Big_BangTheorist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring ouuut your dead!! DING!!
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not dead!
Never_Underwhelmed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to hit me.. As hard as you can"
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden."
"Tyler was a night person. While the rest of us were sleeping, he worked. He had one part-time job as a projectionist. Ssee, a movie doesn't come all on one big reel, it comes on a few. So someone has to be there to switch the projectors at the exact moment that one reel ends and the next one begins. You look for it, you can see these little dots come in the upper right hand corner of the screen."
Never_Underwhelmed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"In the industry we call them cigarette burns"
remembertherage138 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GAY PORN HARD!!!!
hkystar35 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:59:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't wait for part 2!
taway1269 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish!"
THEBIGC01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are one ugly mother fucker
Krugmanite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
raptor4211 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(Tv playing)"Merry Christmas you filthy animal" Gunshots "And a happy new year" One extra gunshot
Invius6 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
NoDescriptionNeeded ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's Johnny!"
BEEF_WIENERS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Houston, we have a problem"
ShovelingSunshine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow...
EightyObselete ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolate.
Shockeye0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:05:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
Deez_brix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest run
ikoniq93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:05:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl.
riparino2000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:05:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a lizard Harry
tlozada ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:05:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
#1: You guys holding?
#2: Shit, everything but coke, heroin and your cock.
#3: What?
#1: How 'bout a nickel bag, man?
#2: [singing] Oh, fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!
DoNotEverListenToMe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Show me the money"
MerylGearSolid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
seahawkes4lyfe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back"
SydrianX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's a bummer dude. That rug really brought the room together."
Jokers485 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get
disgruntledape ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
TheVictator56 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT?
MaddenMan73 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Things change. Always do. You'll get your chance! Important thing is, when it comes, you've got to grab with both hands, and hold on tight!
ImALittleCrackpot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the Supreme Being. I'm not entirely dim.
russiandressing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BUZZ! Your girlfriend...WOOF.
lizzunic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby.
pm_me_ur_fav_gif ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Anderson.
Reascr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Would you like to know more?"
ReimersHead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to da choppa!
enkay516 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?"
abimelech_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yer a wizard, Harry."
xfan10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"STELLAAAAAA!!"
ExoticMoron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father."
happyhahn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's laviOOsa, not lavioSAA
zeebrunner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
Micotu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park!"
ToxicDuck867 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
xfan10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ADRIANNN!!!"
theDUDE_90 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alllllrighty then!
rochford77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've lost my mojo, baby.
d0ggzilla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"1.21 GIGAWATTS!"
super-who-lock89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
d0ggzilla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He slimed me!"
omnicious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't hear "That'll do, pig." without thinking of The Replacements.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SLAPPIN DA BASS!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why does everything I do sound like a leprechaun?
318daily ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the choppa !
Skeeter_Beacon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Damn...we're in a tight spot!"
flemlivet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's one big pile of shit.
shaner23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl
highpowerd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"to infinity and beyond!"
Dogglass ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS LARRY"
Salvador2413 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to the CHOPPA!!!"
Nazrel106 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're one ugly mother fucker
Nuranon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have seen things you people wouldn't believe...
and
The trick Mr. Potter is to not mind that it hurts
angusfred123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Half the lines in the big lebowski fit this bill. my favorite "Obviously you are not golfer"
Theothercan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Doc"
germanzero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:19:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"
pimpsy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's too hot for a penguin to just be walking around.
d_nasty3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pull the lever Kronk!
FlipZer0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You met me at a very strange time in my life.
wrenchtosser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?"
thisspaceexists ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Durka durka Mohammed jihad Allah durka.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which movie? :p
thisspaceexists ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Team America: World Police
Ash_Britt_Chloe_Spik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am not an actor... I'm a MOVIE STAR!
He's not the messiah, he' a very naughty boy! He has a wife, you know...
they confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
Yamilon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to earf!
heenry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Kick his ass, Seabass!"
Elzonite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"
eastek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just a flesh wound.
ac--35 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go moo. Piggy go oink-oink, how bout you? Wanna be an animal just like you.
pennhead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a birdy, too"
Sagoingne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THIS is my BOOMSTICK!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a just a girl, standing in front of a boy- asking him to love her."
"You're a liar and a thief."
"Oh great. Just what we need- a Druidish princess."
"What? Like it's hard?"
God, I love this. My friends and I once had lunch and only spoke in movie quotes. It was great.
Shisuka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dad?
Dad, come on get up.
Dad, we gotta go home"
Edit: I EFFING CRIED WHILE TYPING THIS
Beans_The_Baked ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a movie but "smeg head"
tartarshoes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:26:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
p sherman 42 wallaby way sydney
NiccoAm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:27:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the fuck did we get ice cream?
rebeccacarolin3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:27:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry!"
dethanjel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bond... James Bond
Mrblanfo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wiiiiiiilllssooooooon!!!!!!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And you will KNOW my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
Thedutchjelle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They come at night.. mostly.
Alternatively,
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER.
Riot101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you." "I know."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get away from her, YOU BITCH!"
OnlyOneTat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll shoot your eye out!
SamsonTheHusky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU CANT SIT WITH US !"
GoatBrady12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know what I love about high school girls? You get older and they stay the same age. Alright, alright, alright."
MikocheniReport ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who is Keyser Soze?
Turtletown88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MURPH!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson?
ibcingu2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't handle the truth"
yendrdd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're on a mission from God."
KevinBelo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Surely there has to be another way!" "There is, and don't call me Shirley"
fitnerd21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ILY.
KingHillBilly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My old pappy always used to say, "there is no more deeply satisfying religious experience... than cheatin' on a cheater."
Twindivider ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Brawndo's got what plants crave, it's got electrolytes!"
datbeerdude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
nonamenoface____ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't just stare at it, eat it!"
ask_if_im_pikachu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
NitroMeta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Softly "I'm going to steal the declaration of independence"
frank62609 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
vote for pedro
geographresh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm going to steal the declaration of independence"
stoneboot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shall we shag now or shag later?"
badf1nger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the Force be with you".
Vexxusaria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WIIILLLSSOOOONNNNN!!!"
WeedMan11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run Forest, run!"
change928 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bueller, Bueller
Acer34t ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"
discohstew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
8 year olds, Dude.
mikelovesbarb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Surly, you can't be serious." "I am serious, and don't call my Shirley."
whowaitwhat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park"
unagi34 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No... I am your father
MrBrucey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"RUN FORREST, RUUUUN!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn dirty apes.
badf1nger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Blame Canada!"
Deadwing2005 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky? Well, do you... Punk?
rockyursocks00 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata
The_Hyperbolist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going to need a bigger boat.
BosqueBravo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โDo. Or do not. There is no try.โ
Big_Ol_Johnson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard, Harry."
ruttin_mudders ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson.
flatwaterguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky punk ?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father.
digitalstorm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters !"
CyrilFiggisCPA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's always money in the banana stand. (TV show)
NEp8ntballer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"here's lookin' at you kid"
"You don't understand, they killed my dog."
"I'm getting too old for this shit." (yeah he says this in every last one of them...)
JZPotter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When this baby hits 88 MPH, you're gonna see some serious shit
badf1nger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:32:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you want to build a snowman?"
DaarkZek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:32:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your a Wizard Harry"
Ontopourmama ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:32:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...and don't call me "Shirley."
nalydpsycho ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:32:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zuzu's petals.
DarkMalt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:32:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
Haatshepsuut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:32:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the Force be with you!
aprilseven2015 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:32:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn"
Frequently_Gay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:32:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"First you gotta do the truffle shuffle"
Wasabicannon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:32:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run forest run!
ActualShipDate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the king of the world!
redmose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I AM BATMAN!"
gerg121 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've had this pair of extra gloves this whole time?
Master_Pibj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry.
Tsara1234 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1.21 gigawatts??
jnevens ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Tis but a scratch!
CGrimz7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It rubs the lotion on the skin
coquish98 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"
LimonKay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club"
Cholikit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"bueller"
Culinarytracker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude"
Secularsins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
NotTipsy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud"
weezJ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates..."
illonlyusethisonceok ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:34:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
DutchDutchGoose574 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:34:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dude abides.
Shesaiddestroy_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:36:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It really tied the room together.
Micak51 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KEVIN!?
Direbrian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:36:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming... Just keep swimming..."
T-Wizard17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:37:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
jasonniesen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Mother Mother Fuck, Mother Mother Fuck Fuck, Mother Fuck, Mother Fuck. Noische, Noische, Noische, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, Noische, Noische, Noische, Smoking weed, Smoking whizz, Doing coke, Drinking beers, Drinking beers, beers, beers, Rolling fatties, Smoking blunts, Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rolling blunts and smoking em'...
15 Bucks, Little man, Put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show, Than you owe me owe me owe. My Jungle Love, Yeah, Owee owee owee o. I think I wanna know ya, know ya, Yeah what?
shlitz4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love- Jay and Silent Bob.
VinciQuiSeVinci ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, I'll fuck this bitch, I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
My fuckin hero!!
VinciQuiSeVinci ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes!!
dak52 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That'll do pig, that'll do."
pauldj88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:42:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm yer huckleberry!
wocketinmypocket ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Light speed is too slow. We'll have to go right to ludicrous speed!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:44:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Be excellent to eachother"
snackiesnoodle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:44:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what is this?.... a center for ants?!?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Groovy!"
Stan62 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You keep using that word, i don't think it means what you think it means"
maisharona ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dude abides.
BeardRAD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:47:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The way your dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. Heโd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boyโs birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Zonakylez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park"
spacecati ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"KASIER SOUZAI"
ActualButt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"
colemanDC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where we're going.. we don't need roads.
HephastotheArmorer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love lamp.
theincourup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How does one suck a fuck?
LindzLou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody poisoned the water hole
He's an angry elf
Paint me like one of your french girls
Ktriq ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"say hello to my little friend "
Wolpertinger77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They call it a Royale with cheese..."
InstantPotatoes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
Sackfondler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry"
dukecityvigilante ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There was a FIIIIIREEEE FIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT!"
HephastotheArmorer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta La Vista, Baby
Pink_Robot_Panda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ADRIAN!!!!
DrunkReflex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry"
facefears ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again!
thegrumpyshit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It really tied the room together.
dancebot1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, you know Pac-Man?"
"I know of him."
sweeetneet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finkle is Einhorn.
PartTimeMyth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You Talkin to me?"
scriptonic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B. E. A. utiful!
parisjackson2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop & look around once in a while you could miss it
LadyHale ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Luke...I am your father.'
sean211115 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever girl"
man0steel93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whats a place like you, doing in a girl like this?"
melllvarrr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alllllrighty then!
d0ggzilla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"
derek_g_S ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOW ME THE MONEY!
-FireMan- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
erikvfx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Vote for Pedro!"
fluffehfox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD WOOOOOOOOOOO
bigmikevegas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin to me?
invader39 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh Hai Mark"
Madmonkey7830 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Pull the lever... WRONG LEVEEEEeeeerrrr!"
das_klinge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
hesafunnyone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
King Kong ain't got shit on me.
VinnyTwoThumbs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I had a cancer I would name it Marla.
Breauxmontana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Adriiannnn"
nutritiousbig ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you ain't first, you're last.
suprahul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is the rum always gone?
Keinichn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Enough is enough. I've had it..."
Congrats, you just finished the line in your head.
Also, "Go to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for all this to blow over."
edijanightka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl.
TheMaStif ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you're killing me Smalls!!"
Haatshepsuut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!
I didn't think so.
davomacsen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shaaarre the looaaad.
godnah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to take his face, off.
imMiyagi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not your fault."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The leads are weak? Fucking leads are weak. You're weak.
jaybeerskau ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Littering and...."
13igworm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:56:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say 'what' again!"
dukevyner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh.. big kahuna burger
ventdivin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lemon stealing whore
Black-Hound-105 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MURPH
director5831 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No I am your father!
_gingersheep ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the force, Luke
tecmobowlchamp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
rgguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!" Although I supposed that could be applied to a midget porn video as well
masters2015 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you not entertained?"
JayReddt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the room together.
BPwhowantstheD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
SooyoungSone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
''Not quite my tempo''
gillgar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EXPECTO PATRONUM
janthefan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paint me like a french girl
ilobbyew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
hotpuck6 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But... Why male models?
chicagoharry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."
dandehmand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1.21 jigawatts?!
mcmonsoon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who ya gonna call?"
Gingerman97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!"
MsCrazyPants70 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
iamasher92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for this to all blow over"
MarshallxG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great choice!
ItsMeTyleK ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say Hello To My Little Friend!!!
the_long_way_round25 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One ring to rule them all..."
Jon_Ofrie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
DoctorMisterRaptor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You just went full retard, never go full retard"
chappyman7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big Gulps, huh? ... Welp, see ya later!"
Elbiotcho ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung fu.
AgentAtlas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Its called a hustle sweetheart."
DPick02 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET TO DA CHOPPA!
TheNoob101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This, is, SPARTAAAAA
yoshy16 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TO THE BREAK OF DAWN YO
crazyfingersculture ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STELLA!
ShaneDAWS0N ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut your fucking face uncle fucker.
Atriux ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm the Dude, man!"
RemoteSenses ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's the fuckin' Catalina Wine Mixer."
PestySwami ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now motherfucker, put your fucking mouth on the curb"
Lord_Aquaman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's looking at you, kid".
maybeitsmeh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY WHAT AGAIN!
Ashy0n ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. I am your father.
bluejackets722 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B-E-A-utiful
Anon1369 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
GSXguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Excuse me! Your balls are showing. Bumble bee tuna !"
TheIncredibleCuck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ssssssmokin'!"
cocaine_blood_bath ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeere's Jonny!
Louie_iii ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
Occults ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You will ride eternal, shiny and Chrome."
Im_Clive_Bear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HEEEEEEEEERE"S JOHNNY!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shining!
revolverevlover ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Full Metal Jacket!
box-of-butthurt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I can... hear my hair growing... Would you like some soup?"
Canedude08 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's why I like these high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright alright.
Canedude08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got a joint, it would be cooler if you did
Jag2112 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's in the hole!
ceedeeso29 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How can you be so obtuse?
meatshield72 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no Dana, only Zuul!"
LGNJohnnyBlaze ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
or
Inconceivable!
Acharade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The D is silent.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not the BEES!
unculturedperl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Meow666meow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know this one....but I can't think of it
unculturedperl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over, man! Game over!
Moncole ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Groot
JE3146 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"By Grabthar's hammer, you shall be avenged!"
sweetbrunettepeach ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Allllrighty then!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I drink your milkshake, I drink it up!"
Meow666meow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's only a flesh wound
OGWopFro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up, Donnie.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!
NoopyBeans ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
RussiaNeverLies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SO MUCH ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES!!
NaIgrim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
(often mistaken for 'Luke, I am your father")
awfulmouthbreather ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bruges is a shithole.
PhoecesBrown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin Bruges
awfulmouthbreather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hafta? Of course ye don't fucking hafta!
PhoecesBrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because at least in prison and at least in death I wouldn't be in fuckin Bruges.
Vitaly_LoL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILSON!
orangefab ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember, the Force will be with you. Always.
mirathi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be in my bunk.
eddie1975 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He is the one.
ireadtheownersmanual ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson.
iwillnottalktou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd name this movie....
But...
You know...
Rules.
Jitszu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's no moon.
pylestothemax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did we just become best friends?
YUP
Wanna go do karate in the garage?
YUP
Decepticle_Ronnie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Gulps, huh?
ktdbsn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Multipass!"
qwerty_ca ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Dave.
iwillnottalktou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"
daisy_cutter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SHOOOOOW ME THE MONEYYYY!!!!!"
hooty88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.
tiertier ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart."
Canedude08 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Captain America blew the landing by 26 miles"
"How do you know that?"
"Because I'm a genius"
bluejackets722 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am McLovin"
PeterKush ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dude abides.
Ugly_Cassanova ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
Calebloki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"McLovin"
fauxfrancais ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
newbieatthegym ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whose your daddy and what does he do?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
the_idlycooker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I killed Mufasa!
jmistamistaaaaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson.
Donovan_mcDABB ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want a large Farva. I want a god damn liter of cola!
forwhateveritsworth4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does this look like spit to you?
--yeah, it does.
lgbanana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead baby
cdnicaise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Use the force, Luke."
dawhoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kaiser Soze!
mukarramraza ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Spartaaaa
Zyzzor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I drink your milkshake!"
Joelito707 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To infinity, and beyond!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry!
mexsana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung-fu
xerox13ster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name, was Robert Paulsen.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates.
Mikevercetti ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bold strategy Cotton, let's see how it pays off for 'em.
sighs__unzips ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have a particular set of skills..."
Kirapuro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'You're a wizard, Harry'
wimb0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
sarahnicoleslaw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"'Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?' 'It'll give us so much more extra space in our rooms to do activities!""
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista, baby."
kartoos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah!
sphiegmz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
just a flesh wound
darthgeckoman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's no moon"
CreditCardChase ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
trapya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ya gotta be fuckin joakin me"
Ddireidus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeere's Johnny!
cartoon_violence ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But I poop from there!
kush-clouds ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am not a smart man, but i know what love is.
waemun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:17:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The snozberries taste like snozberries
leeisawesome ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:17:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
eddie1975 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:17:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet.
mango_boom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:17:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Try not to suck any dicks on your way across the parking lot!
RovertRelda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FRREEEEEEEEDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!
Geor4v3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These college kids just keep killing themselves on our property.
cosworth99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Front page. A million comments. And no one has posted:
"No. I, am your father"
Bizarre.
Acoustek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm you're huckleberry"
angrypunishment ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
theloganm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude, wheres my car?"
Diknak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you couldn't follow one simple rule could you?
syrioferal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hate us coz they ain't us"
MemoryLeaker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:21:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mi scusi
BagelMatt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:21:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mmhmm french fried potaters
jalfrezi13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:21:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen
VicFird ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:21:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remeber Remember the 5th of November
Romantic_Anal_Rape ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The first rule of .... .... Is you don't talk about..."
Famous_Guy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT!
Glogbag1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your a wizard Harry
psnow85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For relaxing times.. Make it Santory times".
BEN_therocketman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didnโt stop to think if they should."
Evinsprings ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Damn! We're in a tight spot!"
MSwizz5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why the FUCK would you choose the name McLovin?!
pockets881 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If someone asks if you are a god, YOU SAY YES"
Bluedemonfox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's Johnny!"
xerods ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Be one with the ball.
wetsupwiththat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I fart in your general direction!"
dippleshnaz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get away from her YOU BITCH!"
Let_It_Sano ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a bullshit question!"
Diknak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. BAM! A fuckinโ bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask you: Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearin?"
Let_It_Sano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She absolutely kills it in that movie.
ohmattcarter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look, look she bendin' over! Lord have mercy! God is my shepherd and he knows what I want! Excuse me, Mrs Parker? Mrs Parker?!
heyimabear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
''I was going to Toshi station to get some power converters.''
__nihilist__ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me!? You talkin' to ME?
manchegoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
Galxctus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee"
amass1127 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Allllllllrighty then"
trebaum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So long and thanks for all the fish...
fr3ck1ed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just a flesh wound!"
MajesticRaptor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How you like them apples
metrognome64 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mawidge! Mawidge is what bwings us hewe today.
NeonTankTop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rocky loves Emily!
realworldeditor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: People misquoting The Empire Strikes Back.
BecausePoopsIsFunny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They aren't monsters, they're mon-stars!
lostseamen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya like dags?
dyllancrazy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:29:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're tearing me apart Lisa!"
davebare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I didn't hit her!"
VELOCIRAPTOR_ANUS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
UnknownPerson69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THE NAME IS FRAHNKENSTEEN!!
evilcharles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry"...
Runaway_Girl23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
DocJRoberts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a leaf on the wind, watch me soar
dannybigtime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Surely you can't be serious?!" " I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
thatsmistergreggles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That'll do, pig"
siouxperfly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
Pinkiepie1170 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Runaway_Girl23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always.
ROwdypunk316 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!!
KissesFishes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yer a wizard Harry!"
siouxperfly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sloth Love Chunk!
curly_qqbear23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
his name was Robert Paulsen
Trigon3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These aren't the droids you are looking for
Emz0824 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at u i throw up ๐
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion man.
BigDGuitars ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're on a mission from god
krnba314 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me, Smalls"
Trick421 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's in the Hole!"
SpicyGuacmole ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I. drink. your. milkshake!
damukobrakai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โQuid pro quo, Clarice. Quid pro quo.โ
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner
654456 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Eressen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the force Luke!!!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We have so much room for activities"
jumoch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killin me, Smalls.
theCoolAideMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're putting the pussy on a pedestal."
LeadN243 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker"
Shaungross ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We've got no job, no food, our pets heads are falling off!"
Artimus_Dubski ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack
aar2097 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTA!
damukobrakai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Redrum
Fatkidswinonseesaws ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I said 'ello', but that's close enough"
boulderevolution ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's true your honor. This man has no dick"
dickfitzinwell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I keep getting older, the girls stay the same age
Bobmaster02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
alright. alright alright!!!
thecrimsonblade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the need...The need for speed.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit, I shot Marvin in the face!
NotTheBomber ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time..."
koteuop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Royale with cheese"
reubengor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B-E-A-utiful
WellThatWasSmart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles! Search the area! Find them! FIND THEM!
evan19880416 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILSON! !!!
TimeTraveler420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeyyyyyy youuuuu guyyssssss!!!!!
MikeDubbz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
bassboyjulio182 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spartans! Prepare for glory!
anthony113 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Khaaaaaaaan!
CIarence ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry.
RonR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bryan: I don't know who you are. ... But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
givesmewings8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pull the lever, Kronk.
knuckles23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
Vechtru ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English motherfucker! Do you speak it?"
xchevyguy2015 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forest Run
kevin_with_rice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
CORUSC4TE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to see this.
JJHall_ID ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Pool on the roof must have a leak!"
Connir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want you to hit me, as hard as you can.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OH GOD I'M ON FIRE!! HELP ME TOM CRUISE! USE YOUR BLACK MAGIC TO PUT OUT THE FLAMES!!!
R3D241 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make ya famous!
fTwoEight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Excusez-moi. Parlez vous...uh...Ryan? James Ryan." Aw shit.
thedoshman7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i'd buy that for a dollar !
bibowski ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sons of bitches! Bumpasses!"
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looool
CrystalJack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
coderz4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Misquoted... smh
CrystalJack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But you'd still know the movie based on it
franz1980 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"all these moments will be lost in time like tears in rain"
bbennett108 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin to me?
xtylerryanx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"do you want to build a snowman?"
myk404 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My girlfriend sucked 32 dicks" "in a row?"
snayperskaya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude. Thirty seven.
lord_newt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
frenziedsoldierhackd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How do you shoot the devil in the back? ..... what if you miss?"
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"
unrealzy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood"
SubterraneanBull ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What is this?! A center for ants!"
sraasch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you sir! May I have another?
def_cats ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alllllllllrighty then
argusromblei ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ROSEBUD.
Warod0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig. That'll do.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:49:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The D is silent
VaultHunt3r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:49:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No luck catching them killers then?
the_act_of_metaphor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:49:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
nojustanotherbatman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:49:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta La Vista. Baby
amc22004 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
E.T. phone home.
Ms-Anthropic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bueller?
Roro_Yurboat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming"
axle66 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:51:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father!
aiko8bit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:51:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talking to me?"
DJ_bigAL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:52:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're going to need a bigger boat."
alergicR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:52:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cats and dogs living together... mass hysteria...
sodito ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to the Rock"
thruston ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bueller..?
trick420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who wants a mustache ride???"
Sirvyac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's Johnny"
Kalean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My logic is undeniable!"
Chief_Stiff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that's no moon, it's a space station.
pferland ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
Notsozander ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKER.
GloriousPeanut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MARTY."
SeeryBeforeSiri ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
buddahafett ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me?"
jakaddox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I mean we chat online for like two hours every day. So I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious"
Ichooseviolence ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fn' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fn' head open again. 'Cause I'm fn' stupid. I don't give a f about jail. That's my business. That's what I do."ย
turdferg123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Never go full retard"
guinessbro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fat guy in a little coat
InnovaMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a gangster Grandpa, and I'm proud of it"
jbond47 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
kwiltse123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yo Adrian.
(can't believe that's not here yet)
meowelbykins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MURRRRRRPH!
shenuhcide ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where we're going, we don't need roads.
i_am_erip ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I gotta see about a girl.
thismoustacheisonlyt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We were on the edge of Barstow when the drugs began to kick in"
ramonoodle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Jeff
Conzwrath ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coincidence... I THINK NOT!
Criphyzion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
Thursday_The_Cat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STEELLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
qwertx0815 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bad Motherfucker
brownianhacker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So pretty please, with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car!
artyboi37 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
HamSlomo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You call that a knife...?"
calhoon2005 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1.21 gigawatts!
Th3Kingslay3r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits."
dabailli ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister of my property, before I pump your guts full of lead
attractivetoilet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!!!
yeeshpolice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For you"
srirachapancake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:03:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEY YOU GUUUUUUUYS!
Vampiric ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:03:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"37 dicks! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
"In a row?"
noroomforvowels ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:03:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The name's Bond. James Bond."
๐
ajgustav ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:03:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'We're on a mission from God'
IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:04:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you did not pay money for that!"
"Wiseman say forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza."
_Yums_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:05:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket
norcaltobos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:04:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bueller... Bueller... Bueller..."
JC84909 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:05:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tuna no crust"
jmad34 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:05:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go Fuck yourself, San Diego!
TheHeadlessOne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:05:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"By Grabthar's Hammer, you shall be avenged!"
Afg2016 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:05:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will find you and I will kill you......
ashdelete ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:05:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
Zlerpy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"60% of the time, it works every time."
SovSandvich ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I..drink.. your milkshake!"
ofjuneandjuly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Je-nnay"
Guywithaballinatree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SO MUCH ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES"
Doctor_M_Toboggan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Like a glove" with proper inflection.
bmoreoriginal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a toomah!
Fizzle1982 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TOGA!
Lepaani ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a Dapper Dan man!
conradical30 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the dude playin the dude disguised as another dude
UFOturtleman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father." -Frodo, Star Trek
cs021093 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whatever doesn't kill you... Simply makes you... Straangerr!
LinkRazr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Clarice
MisterWise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying there's a chance?
maplemaniac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"bawnjourno"
Apollyon777 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
UndeadBeast216 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does marcellus wallace look like A bitch?
itsgreymonster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have to go...LUDICROUS SPEED!
Hmm_tell_me_more ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata.
asteroidfarmer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And together we are, Wyld Stallyons!"
banak99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"First you got to do the truffle shuffle"
CreamsMemes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
22 jump street. Wait.. That can't be right...
KuroStar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a bad feeling about this..
kranic3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is the rum always gone
Demoman6 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer"
questionmark693 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's leviosa, not leviosa
youngandaimless_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:12:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me soo hard
PGTheLegend ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:13:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You got knocked the FUCK out!"
diggidy516 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:14:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Goose, you big stud! Take me to bed or lose me forever!"
Boognish666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:14:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm trying to use the phone"
iteachthereforeiam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"D'ya like dags?"
Tampster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice.
misstrickyjones ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed?"
ThreeOneFive ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Calmer than you are.
blightread ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bueller... Bueller... Bueller... Bueller... Bueller...
andyrcraft ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck does that mean?"
or
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays"
MademoiselleKnobs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:25:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
Maui_w0wie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Martha Stewart?
ketchupvampire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Because you were home".
redditdejorge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gorlami
tamari_almonds ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're on a mission from God.
Assbringer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
My man, my man. What's this thing with all these numbers?
It's a, it's a, it's a...
No no no no no no no no, cuz if it was a bomb, the alarm would go off, cuz all these hotels have bomb detectors, right!?
Sazley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
ssdude101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:32:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not about the money, it's about sending a message"
SynerTeg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not really a quote, but a song.
I feel pretty, oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and GAAAAAAY
Cakapoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
MegaChenster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like apples?
LifeSentencer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Liiiiike a glove!"
chaquarius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dammit, Janet!"
fabriks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talking to me?"
ShellBell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Look! A giant zit!"
Jabawock29 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
SailingTheRedditSeas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you bitch!!
brazilliandanny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STELLAAAAA!
opalorchid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You remind me of the babe...the babe with the power
pgaray ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You had me at hello."
blatsnorf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the light is green, the trap is clean.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mmmm, Now this is a tasty burger!
0Coke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They mostly come out at night. Mostly."
Sir_Randolph_Gooch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest Run
ketjapanus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I loove the smell of napalm in the morning
Silk_Underwear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never go full retard
fnord5fnord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't come out of character until the DVD commentary
4567898761 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:40:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.
We're on a mission from God.
unoriginal_stuff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:40:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you bitch!
pdx25i ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:42:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bob had bitch tits
OmNomNomNinja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
EthanCoulson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEEEEEREEREEEES JHONNY
PGleo86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daddy would you like some sausages?
kw1999 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:30 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get inside the animal, Gord."
jrtapper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll have what she's having."
Baumfeld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not the bees!NOT THE BEES! Unintelligible scream MY EYES! MY EYES!
mikehill33 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning..."
MrCandylion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.
lilbonaparte ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:46:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Mavenbolt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:46:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't Panic."
cyncantspell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:46:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's so fetch.
mobobongos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:48:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the emporers groove."
Mista_Steal_Yo_Girl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:50:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey look at meeee! I'm gonna go touch the butt!
mrderpflerp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you.
ZenZill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'...shot down, over Hanoi...'
LordCloverskull ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These go to eleven...
cottagevillebill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:54:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To infinity and beyond!
Dutch_Callahan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:56:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:01:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who said that!? Who the fuck said that?! Nobody huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it?"
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hell, I like you, you can come over and fuck my wife"
corran450 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:56:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.
pinkstrawberrydonut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:57:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It was between that and Mohammed!"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:59:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why the fuck would it be between that and Mohammed?! Why couldn't you pick a common name?"
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mohammed is the most common name on earth!
pinkstrawberrydonut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Read a fucking book for once!"
Shappie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:58:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman"
XY-0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:58:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Diplomatic Immunityyy!
shoos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:58:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got glass in my ass!
onacloverifalive ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, you see, I didn't know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn't know. So I asked the fireman, the green grocerer, the butcher, the baker, they didn't know! But the liquor store guy... he knew.
TropicalCojones ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father.
braggadoshis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's a BINGO!"
Sirus804 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"
onacloverifalive ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
Toast_and_Jam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner!"
alkaline810 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!
NJM_Spartan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"RICKKKKKKY!!"
avgmike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I can fix that"
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sploosh
Philestor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
onomatopeieio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schwing!
somethingobscur ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?
IamR0n1n ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The question is, "Do I have a God complex?" Which makes me wonder if this...lawyer, has any idea as to the kind of grades one must receive in college, to be accepted to a top medical school? Or if you have the vaguest clue about how talented someone must be to lead a surgical team? I have an M.D. from Harvard. I am board certified in cardiothorasic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trauma from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now you go ahead and read your bible-Dennis --and you go to your church and with any luck you might even win the annual raffle. But if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two, on November 17, and he doesn't like being second guessed. You want to know if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something--I AM GOD, and this side show is over.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WAAAARRYUUUUURRSS COME OUT TO PLAYYEEEAAYYYY
joshyboy360 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He brokeded my noooooose"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
rdub1759 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:03:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be your Huckleberry...
Spangloid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:03:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mu name is Geff!
savethedayyesterday ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:03:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously you're not a golfer.
unwill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:03:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hasta la vista baby
rose-rain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:03:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where is my supersuit?!"
hoodedenchantre ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:03:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The price is wrong, bitch."
notenoughspice_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:03:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You feeling lucky?.. punk.
BlueAlien13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:03:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gooooood mornin' Vietnam!"
Strogbad4234 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:03:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I Soa-krkrr-shhhlllcckk"
Obese_Ewok ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die! "
chlomyster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud"
TheWorkforce ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming.
thekasrak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
motocykal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon.
acesully103 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DUDE SWEET
hokiebp44 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEDOM (in Scottish accent)
vanityflow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YO THAT JACKET IS TIGHT SON! YAHHHH MEEAN?!"
CleverLikeEcho ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I drink your milkshake. I drink it up!
TheOneTrueTrench ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO TICKET!
MrMeseeks_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Not like this. Not like this..."
Lom3us ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky, punk?
brendan2016 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You suck, ya jackass.
TheeVande ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
strider_sifurowuh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS
MrStarfox64 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine....
JGMTL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where we're going, we don't need roads".
Alternatively...
"We have to go back... To the future!"
SpittaAndretti609 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I make you Randy baby do I ?
Mortio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's Johnny!"
TheStig1214 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm just here for the guzzoline."
LandBruiser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine"
pseudomichael ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park!"
Wait. Shit.
d750Chick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no crying in baseball!
knot353 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Party on Garth
Orangejews420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killin' me smalls!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'English motherfucker do you speak it?!'
takuyafire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And then I woke up"
End3rp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
InOnTheKillTaker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alllllllrighty than!
anderct ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Anderson 8-|
Movisiozo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the Force be with you
Needle_Nation ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Martini. Shaken, not stirred."
kurbz97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never go full retard.
Stapleton712 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Asta last vista, baby"
jfvandemark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up donnie
igothorseblood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud"
Real_Perez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Game over man! Game over!"
Gojjamojsan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"726 millimeter... full metal jacket!"
Rockstar_Zombie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Royale with cheese"
yogorilla37 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.
TreeCoin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember Sammy Jankis."
CaptainReginaldLong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The names Bond, James Bond."
wilkin25 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you dig it?
2147483637gp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
AnnexBlaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer you can't refuse.
KingBaemax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You shall not pass!"
amandarasp0516 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask someone why they're white."
MarmotaBobac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"42"
gionaps ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enjoy fucking Jules!
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will!
James_Cobb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead,make my day
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
flop_plop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
demsmyfeet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
psydelem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know how to quit you!
InOnTheKillTaker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up Donny!
can-t-think-of-one ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Maximum Effort"
mikewilzn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's no moon"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SMOKIN!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The juice is worth the squeeze .^
_Yums_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm all wet, can I come in?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yes :DDDD
Garrick420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll shoot your eye out.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate sand, it gets everywhere
cro5point ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is bat country"
The_Only_Griff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do tou feel lucky, punk?
reneguage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish
TheUltimateFartButt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
Dunduin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!
tryinreddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inconceivable!"
LikeTheTiger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch?!" "Say what again, SAY WHAT AGAIN I dare you, I double dare you motherucker say what one more god damn time"
captains1stM8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like dags?
warenb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What!? No! We can't stop here, this is bat country!"
CruellaDevillee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what again I dare you"
Timmotus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From my point of view the Jedi are evil!
jjennings56 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable.
DED_PEWL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father
statictonality ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your mother sucks cocks in hell!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Warriors come out to playyyeaaaa
paraphrase_verbatim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY WHAT AGAIN!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[removed]
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
$1
TheGoldBowl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killer my father. Prepare to die.
awakeningosiris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You were the chosen one!
defnottrollingyou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:11:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista baby
theSchmoopy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:11:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On Wednesdays we wear pink!
tryinreddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:11:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you like Phil Collins?"
misteranderson03 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:11:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're going to need a bigger boat"
GreenWolf11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:11:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When someone asks you if you're a god you say yes!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:11:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you"
marc2912 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:11:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming.
misteranderson03 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates"
Sillub ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โOf all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mineโฆโ
PeglegJimmy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the room together
SweatyKenKratz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alright alright alright."
ZeroManArmy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โRabbit. Flu Shot. Someone talk to me.โ
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Die, dickweeds!"
abelink58 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She turned me into a newt.
debtheweb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ogres are like onions!
Casteway ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's smirking grin...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
jkazyon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.(shoots)ย And a Happy New Year.
KennyG1987 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you a god?" " No." " Then die!!!"
XxSLMxX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AAAALRIGHTY THEN!
callmey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're not first you're last.
BrothaRude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!
radarrays ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You built a time machine out of a DeLorean?
mgsalinger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny
Mandrakey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, No, Noooo, No, No, Nope, no no no, nooo, no, hellll no, no no, no.
No.
uhlmax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father."
JamnikBrown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These are not the droids you're looking for.
jackballer89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
Casteway ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Frashmastergland ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a certain set of skills
DunderThunder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
faradaydude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bueller?
Brandofwb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"These aren't the droids you're looking for"
Billybilly_B ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inconceivable!"
RscMrF ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're not in Kansas anymore.
Ainz33 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is bat country
severemcstorm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Earth!"
coldfy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Puny god.
burningfortrump ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"say what again!"
Scuba_jim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodge this
amrit1986 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've been living in a dream world Neo
IlessthanthreeVITA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CAN YOU DIG IT?
KingOvHell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aww man I shot Marvin in the face"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, alright, alright.
Dickollo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That look was so gay. I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now that would have been an Academy Award worthy ending."
ladeladeladede ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming"
AttackTheFace ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY WHAT AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER
glenfiddichlaker31 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEEEEEDDDDOOOOOOMMMMMMM
HeyPanda2113 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm melting! I'm melting!
MakingSumXs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big Gulps huh?.... Well.... See ya later!"
AnthonySlips ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:18:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nii!"
CannaeWasCSided ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:18:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly dear, I don't give a damn.
bored2death97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:18:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SQUIRREL!
Tralldan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you will know my name is the lord, when I lay vengeance upon thee!
Alternatively: "Say what again! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker!"
Scar1730-1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, i am your father"
interneb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
Ed_Radley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Biggus Dickus.
awakeningosiris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whoa..."
thelordofchips ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There can only be one.
paid9mm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
badges?! we dont need no stinkin badges!
Esteban7593 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT?!
Icebox-Yoast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no Dana only Zuul".
Shlumpeet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody fucks with the Jesus"
vampire-182 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:21:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'I want to play a game'
dudeuknow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:21:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What do you mean you people? " What do YOU mean you people?
WarEagle33x ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:21:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This. Is. SPARTA!!
tha_this_guy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:21:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
Kokoa_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:21:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
sebaz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:21:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is that...hair gel?"
thefallofhank ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
whoiscristi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"life moves pretty fast. If you donโt stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.โ
or better yet
"Bueller?..."
boogie_down_doobers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying there's a chance?
MarySwanson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I thought the Rockie mountains would be a little rockier than this. That John Denver was full of shit."
lakili ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fish are friends, not food."
phate0451 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
PatchouilRatatouille ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He slimed me!
Kazekumiho ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NachOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!
Rain23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enough is enough. I have had it with these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane.
RiveaJ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No capes.
andrewbeckster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Show me the money!"
Amphiskopos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did NOTTT. Oh hi, Mark."
moadoafoa1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its a trifecta.
mikejones72 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say helo' to my little friend
W00DERS0N ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun."
VeryBadGamer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish"
SouthpawSlider ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's looking at you kid."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess you're just not that good, Will Hunting.
Nemo_S ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is this? A school for ANTS?!
UVicPhoenix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run Forest, run"
xanthippe396 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means."
PhatBaldGuy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse....."
FlattPancakkes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates"
koaeas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alrighty Then"
Tayte_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But I was going to go to hashi station to pick up some power converters!"
forcoolstuffD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That was my favourite knife..."
okaykay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!"
pepcfreak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore"
helloniick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
alexrixhardson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Grunherz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"THIS IS MY RIFLE. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE"
DDuub ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be."
bantasaurus-rex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Everything the light touches... But what about that shadowy place?"
DasIstReicht ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your Father."
DaMan124 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."
velocity786 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these muthafucking snakes on this muthafucking plane"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
In a row?
Sawses ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky, punk?
NTSBusMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's just, like, your opinion, man.
relicmind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who ya gunna call?
urcaptn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Redrum
thespecialsauce ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father."
Mike_from_HR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!
eevilkat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's no crying in baseball!"
crowdedlight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you want to build a snowman?
Nightslash360 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Have you seen my son Nemo?"
dug99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
WesternKai_Buck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Technically you said the film name ;)
kaZeeleKs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hi Georgie"
You said a quote that would give 'IT' away, right..?
69sucka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Im going to kill myself tomorrow."
WaxDonnigan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a Wizard, Harry.
blewdowner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ezekiel 25:17 the path of the righteous man..... etc, etc, etc.
bookworm92054 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who you gonna call?"
Sp1d3r1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey you guys!!!
motordemon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
Muhler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
sociallyawkwarddj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Popeyes chicken is fucking awesome!
246011111 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inconceivable!"
LiamLogi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata
summonern0x ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(Sorry to double post but) "Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie... pastels?"
adeadrose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you see what God just did to us man?"
poop_of_mang ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a good braaaaiiinnnn
whatisinthedark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:33:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Meow what is so damn funny?"
246011111 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:33:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is a story of boy meets girl...but you should know up front, this is not a love story."
nh1402 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:33:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now you might be wondering, whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie. I'll give you a hint it rhymes with Poolverine"
SgtS1mar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:34:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry
brianjonespfk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:34:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That'll do pig, that'll do..."
steviedawg23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:34:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run forest run"
ohjesuschristFENTON ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:34:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I HAVEN'T GOT TIME
FOR THIS MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT
bacondev ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:34:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Rod and I like to party.
TbirdHokie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish..."
ladder_filter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes it's true - this man has no dick.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How's it hanging?" "Short, shriveled, and slightly to the left."
_Yums_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:44:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Fletcher, What's up?" "Your cholesterol!"
MoreFeeYouS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."ย
mave007 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, my name is Iรฑigo Montoya. You killed my father... prepare to die.
AdrenolineLove ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:38:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"we're gonna need a bigger boat"
Ace_Slimejohn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:38:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
LuciusFlaccidus420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mmmm. That is a tasty burger."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
eastbayweird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
whoah.
grizzlygage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SAY โWHATโ AGAIN! SAY โWHATโ AGAIN! I DARE YOU; I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! SAY โWHATโ ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!โ
Kim_Jong_Uuuuuuuun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to the choppa"
HappytoDisappoint ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:40:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?"
danke1234 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:40:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name was Robert Paulson.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:40:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the room together.
eastbayweird ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!
roots09 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:40:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S THE FUCKING CATALINA WINEMIXER
noeljb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:40:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.
GOOOOOOOD MORRRRING VIETNAM!
Life is like a box of chocolates.
You make me want to be a better man.
truthseeker444 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:40:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Stupid is as stupid does."
Littlestat3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
TurianosaurWrex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
Koopenhagen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die."
Lexicantsleep ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... And I'm all out of bubble gum."
DirtyGhostNipples ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."
JonWood007 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am so sick and tired of these mother####ing snakes on this mother####ing plane!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:44:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Morning Vietnam!
scienceismine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:46:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mee-za JarJar Binks!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:47:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing!
chux4w ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:47:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am McLovin.
contortedphilosophy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You like dags?
Hakk22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a bad feeling about this"
Slammed6MT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKER!"
francostine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you cum on my things Mcbride
I've been dropping loads like a dump truck
cellocaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:49:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. I am your father.
SexistFlyingPig ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:49:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I could have been a contender"
PurplePeaker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:49:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"With extreme prejudice."
at0mheart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The horror
Ms_Nevadian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:49:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โI shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy."
sgtpepper220 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:49:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.
chalupabatmandog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:49:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTA
rover47 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greater good?! I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!"
SolidLuda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise
SociopathicTool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ungh... Milk was a bad choice!
Razul22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
dogg94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ย You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.
gohkamikaze ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'License and registration... CHICKENFUCKER! BAKAAWWW!'
ThePoliteCanadian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh Captain my Captain"
totesjuice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:51:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Redrum, Redrum, Redrum!
And/or
Here's Johnny!
allday_aridae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
glitter_gem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"
someoneclever ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This drink, I like it. ANOTHER."
vaguelydisturbing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
KokishinNeko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember, remember, the fifth of November
AngkorWhat17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LEFT CHEEK, LEFT CHEEK, LEFT CHEEK
Zombocalypse_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Ring to rule them all Ine Ring to find them One Ring to bring them all And in the darkness, bind them.
enlytenme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates ...
orderofprime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop trying to make Fetch happen.
Jackel2098 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I will make it Legal"
enlytenme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry.
Clydefrogredrobin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forevvvaarrr
salawm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One ring to rule them all
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold."
Omgitsanton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"RUN BITCH RUUUUUUUNNN!"
IMsoSAVAGE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mark it zero dude!
Pro_fuck_up ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...aaaand then?
Liberticus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"and then three orders of white rice"
Pro_fuck_up ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaand then?
Locknlawl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite line is from a classic Adam Sandler movie where he plays an angry 20-30 something. I won't say the name of the movie but I'm sure you will be able to guess.
Adam Sandler: *makes funny noises and speaks in silky voices while yelling*
Ohh boy that takes me back to the early 2000's.
mpower20 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Am I not merciful!"
the1andonlyjme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're going to need a bigger boat."
F1234ksh0w ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Littering and...."
bsbllscnd970 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
leatherface138 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge on the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
eastbayweird ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
khaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
pajamasecrets ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Be excellent to each other." "Party on, dudes!"
crazitaco ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
phynix505 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya.
(Sp?)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:56:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's why I'm Superman IV: The quest for peace"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:56:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't believe it....I'm....on the cover of a magazine!"
barthoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:56:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What ain't no country I ever heard of!"
DaWayItWorks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
they speak English in what? English muthafucka do you speak it?
Jmcd83 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:56:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
Commander_Prime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Optimus Prime. We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron."
BurtMacklen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oompa loompa doompety doo
dan-dew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D'artagnan motherfuckers!
stfuasshat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:59:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know you don't smoke weed.. I know this, but i'mma get you high today. Because It's Friday, you ain't got no job and you ain't got shit to do."
jdanprosser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I will find you, and I will kill you"
phishtourian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not a knoife. THIS is a knoife.
alexsutter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me smalls!
TheOneTheyCallJonny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're on a mission from God
Nix-geek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:01:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run, Forest, Run"
??
rubicon83 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:01:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HERE'S JOHNNY!
strutdontwalk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:01:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dont let me leave, Murph!"
AsianDucks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:01:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One does not simply..."
Dubzilla8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Late for the party, but these came to mind:
"What's your favorite scary movie?"
How have I not found this one:
"No! I am your father."
actingasawave ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my glasses, I can't see without my glasses
-Excitebike- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Everything the light touches, is our kingdom"
disatisfied1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"God Karen, you're so stupid!!"
dilpickley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
djcleansweep ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We are here for one reason and one reason only, killin' Nazis"
AnimeLord1016 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:03:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!
awall5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:03:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where's your car, dude?"
livininlimbobimbo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:03:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright alright alright
Ullefar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:03:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"say hello to my little friend"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:03:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I drink your MILKSHAKE!
R67H ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:04:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley
Grammer_Knotsy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:04:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?"
TryHardWizard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:05:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I`ll be back
WarlockAgent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ALLLLLLLLLLrighty then
Nassy_S ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:08:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming"
Joshygin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:12:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me when's your birthday.
22nd of February.
What year.
Every year.
LemonSqueezer86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've decided not to stay. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old crook like me.
371121 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocates
Davidtherandom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can be my wingman anytime."
pincha-englishman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Ring to rule them all
Bald-Bull ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Royale with cheese."
kwcannotbekilled ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:14:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Make like a tree and get the f-f-f-fuck out!"
tgifnow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:14:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How you like them apples?"
phishyrf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alright, alright, alright"
Procrastinator91 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The price is wrong, bitch!
Cougargrad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
Edit:word
fstyls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
MajorSkittles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again! I dare you, I double dare you muthafucka!!!
Oroera ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna touch the butt!"
Garfield227 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:18:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But this one goes up to eleven
jdbnsn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:18:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the room together...
billium12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dude abides
Tigeraf13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's no crying in baseball!"
BlindTiger86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little slow. The town is THAT way."
toleranceoflactose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!!
CreatrixAnima ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
no1ninja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It is not a tumour!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
zaphodmonkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When someone asks you if you're a god, Ray, you SAY YES
hillbilly_bears ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:21:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What we have here, is a focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm. Or, what we like to call, a Class V Full-Roaming vapor. A real nasty one too."
Edit: I suck at italics.
studmuffin369 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:21:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss"
DocLiteral ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:21:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
Sunlit5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
The other one?
I wasn't even supposed to be here today!
poojo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How can you shoot women or children?
Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?
jacksaints ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're one ugly motherfucker"
fishquestionmark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:23:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET TO DAH CHOPPAH!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's one louder."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
CreatrixAnima ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you order the code red?
didifart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:26:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father!"
thatAC130 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:26:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
paynelive ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:29:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah, I got a question: Does Barry Manilow know you raided his wardrobe?"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fart in your general direction
jairusc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny
demeleger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Madness? This is spartaaaaaaaa!!
Unavai1ab1e ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you.
VolkswagenBeatle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"1.21 gigawatts!?!?"
JonahCip ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It's that gasoline smell. Smells like... Victory...
Remidoodle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates.
pyro18 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta catch 'em all!
bigjamaal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To infinity and beyond!
jairusc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...we don't need roads"
Jennyand_thebets ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:31:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley"
Fiishbait ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:32:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The pain, so unexpected and undeserved had for some reason cleared away the cobwebs. I realized I didn't hate the cabinet door, I hated my life... My house, my family, my backyard, my power mower. Nothing would ever change; nothing new could ever be expected. It had to end, and it did. Now in the dark world where I dwell, ugly things, and surprising things, and sometimes little wondrous things, spill out in me constantly, and I can count on nothing."
xxxxNateDaGreat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:34:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Euphoria, shut the fuck up! I know that was you, I ain't even gotta look! I should send your ass back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers, bitch! Would you like that?!"
Sonic1031 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:36:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're tearing me apart Lisa!!!!
SupaCrzySgt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:37:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
jjbutts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:39:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not your fault.
Matech ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dont fuck with me.
jawknee21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:39:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
ogdankmemer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU MUTHAFUCKA
Mrein3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:49:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Git yer stinkin' paws off me ya damn dirty ape!
itsreallynotjoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:53:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
do you suck dicks?
MyFavoriteThing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like thatโฆ he is gone."
DankeyKong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:56:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodge this!
PPTTBgB ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:56:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why so serious?"
PotsyGlorious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:56:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box?!"
cwf82 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MUUUUULLLLTTTTTIIIIII PPPPAAAAAAASSSSSSS!
Intensive__Purposes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
awgong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You had me at hello"
moremaati ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know."
Randomerpro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THIS IS SPARTA!"
akn0m3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sssomebody... Ssstop meee
Binanaz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yippy Kai Yay Mother Fucker"
AlmostDisappointed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT ain't a country I ever heard of, do they speak English in WHAT?
amrakkarma3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quack.....QuacK...Quack...QuacK. Quack. Quack! Quack!Quack!QUACK!QUACK!QUACK!!!!
RinoQuez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father!"
DDSNeverSummer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:02:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who ya gonna call?
GothWitchOfBrooklyn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:03:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
explicitspirit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Groot
DerangedBeaver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Private Pyle, your ass looks like about a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubblegum, you know that? You're disgusting!
Ryan_Wilson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:07:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEEEEDOM!!!!
theseustheminotaur ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:10:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came to post this...have an upvote.
jennap08 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey you guyssss!
justagaltampa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, My Dear, I don't give a damn.
Farfromlukin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're no daisy, you're no daisy at all.
Figel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Be excellent to each other, and... Party on dudes!"
Tacsol5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elllliiiottt
Nickeatworld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEY,
YOU
GUYYYYYYSSS!
afallacy420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right Turn Clyde
leviathan908 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is maximus decimous meridious
UCFrogerz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big Gulps, huh? Whelp, See ya later"
Obie1Jabroni ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That John Denver's full of shit."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF!!
dustinsmusings ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:15:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Talk to me, Goose"
barc0debaby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:15:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bear fucker, do you need assistance?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't call me radio, unit 91.
nailll ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P.C. Load letter? What the fuck does that mean?
Edge80 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put that coffee down! Coffee is for closers only. You think I'm fucking with you? I'm not fucking with you."
Obie1Jabroni ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
OnePieceTwoPiece ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch?"
josburn14 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club."
nebraska_mitch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"
ALegendInHisOwnMind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!"
scribbler8491 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back."
dowdhardware ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kyser Soze!
Jordaneer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:19:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I can show you the world"
bigspl1092 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:19:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sanka you dead?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah mon!
CeaRhan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:19:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am a survivor living in New York City. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. "
MrEddy787 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"
Nitro_R ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's gone from suck to blow!!
32768Colours ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this. But I'm gonna get you high today. 'cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do!
aznkracr518 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude, where's my car?"
wwjr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!
SlashQuitKris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ezekiel 25:17
Phibriglex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How is this the only one here?
SlashQuitKris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:50 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I considered dropping the full quote, but fuck it haha
Tysciha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
conorca ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O captain, My captain!
Linkfoursword ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates or run, forest, run
detarvatten ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings
skorbz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Sparta!
tidus8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leeloo Corbin Dallas Multipass
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"'Tis a silly place."
RafeHaab ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My Name is Iรฑigo Montoya"
wvwildman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:26:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all outta bubblegum.
ZombiEquinox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why So Serious?"
deh707 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"You either die a hero... Or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian."
Amuzd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We can't stop here. This is bat country.
Hashe88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Allllrighty then
meg3449 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EXCUSE ME! Your balls are showing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bumble bee tuna. Bumble bee tuna.
FetchedSun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?"
K-RISP ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:29:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaaaaallrighty then!
cabbageilikecabbage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:29:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Royale with cheese!"
rayhan990 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:29:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:29:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Vindieelol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:30:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're best? Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
sweetsweetbeige ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:30:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.
SaintPocock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:30:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This... is my BOOMSTICK"
1Darkest_Knight1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:30:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have the need, the need for speed!" - queue Jenny Loggins DangerZone!
chunk_le_funk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean Kenny? I don't know what he goes by on the weekends, could be Jenny.
1Darkest_Knight1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fuck. I've given away his secret!
wai_101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
johnnyblaze87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They hate us because they ain't us." aka "They hate us because they anus"
rampslag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:33:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fish are friends, NOT FOOD"
theoldcrow5179 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:33:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah...
steelrazor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:33:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got red on you.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS?
Rough_Idle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I aim to misbehave"
zacool64 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ONE POINT TWENTY ONE GIGAWATTS!
stardust91 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:35:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Caremid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:35:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Wolfgang7990 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:35:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MURPH!
Popeto36 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:35:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Freedooooom!!!!!
GlassDelivery ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It'll be dark soon. And they mostly come out at night...mostly.
Ailbe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.
4-8-9-12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista baby
desert762 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry
Blues2112 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
Digital_Dionysus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU! ARE! A! TOY!!!!
Bloodyneck92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. I gotta tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes. Taking all the fun... outta the job.
gyuude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:43:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your father"
HorrendousRex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:43:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhรคuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.
ImTheNewishGuy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why is the rum always gone?"
Luis_Castellanos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RUN FOREST RUN!!!
FVCEGANG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"With great power comes great responsibility."
servantbyname ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:47:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi! I'm Chuckie, wanna play?
MuffinTheMan35 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shrimp gumbo, shrimp stew, grilled shrimp, shrimp kabobs, honey shrimp....yea thats just about it
The-Tyrone-Biggums ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boy, that escalated quickly....
pmv73 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:50:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm too old for this shit. "
CyngulateCortex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:50:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's an ugly planet, a bug planet!"
baconflavoredkiss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:50:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who are you going to call?
chloekatt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who? Who? Who do you mean, who? How could somebody MISFILE something? What could be easier? It's all alphabetical. You just PUT it IN the right file! According to ALPHABETICAL ORDER! You know - A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z! That's ALL you have to DO! I never misfiled ANYTHING! Not ONCE, not ONE TIME! I wanna know WHO DID!
big_gay_dj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
servantbyname ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:52:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
wadagod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:53:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They're eating her. And then they're gonna eat me. OH MAH GAAAAWWWWD!"
OfferChakon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bye Felicia
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever danced with the devil in pale moonlight?
DJDublin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yarp"
Myzyri ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:55:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!
ZKMetz1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:56:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When the FUCK did we get ice cream?!"
ChillAlterEgo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:56:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P sherman 42 wallaby way sydney!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:57:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stove? What kind of name is stove? What are you, an appliance?"
fluffertin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:57:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sean, if the Professor calls about that job, just tell him, sorry, I have to go see about a girl.
Aedan2016 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:58:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So fetch.
curlywurlies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!
A_Gentle_Taco ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:58:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The price is wrong, bitch!
bistarr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:59:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My little baby, off to destroy people."
TwinkyTheKid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One point twenty one gigawatts!
AK362 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausages? Daddy, would you like some sausage? Sausages? Sausages?
witeowl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was born a poor black child."
jonny_vegas2016 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a fact, Jack!
wtfdoicare ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Never give up. Never surrender."
bunki8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, yep, yep!!
fukyourkarma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's too damn hot for a penguin to just be walking around here.
SirMuffinIII ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mama always said,'Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.'"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time"
mortimusalexander ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the choppa
MiniJar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:04:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yippi-ki-ya mother fucker
free_mustacherides ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:04:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats like... Your opinion man
BubblingBarry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:05:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you talkin to me?
timboat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:05:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop to look around once in a while, you might miss it"
BasedSkarm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are tearing me apart lisa! Actually so many quotable lines to use....)
MrNiceBry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:07:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did not hit her, it's bullshit, I did not hit her. I did nooot
BasedSkarm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
leave your stupid comments in your pocket
MrNiceBry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're just a little chicken Peter. Cheeeeep cheep cheep cheep cheep
MrNiceBry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And my absolute favorite, " I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb right now, waiting for it to go off!"
bluto69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ass to ass."
happypotamus107 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:07:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries"
SacJester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two movies come to mind.
angryheart1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wall-E!"
Scweethert ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:14:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Give me some of your tots!"
higgshmozon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:15:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run, Forrest, run!"
hasanopinion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:15:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata
thisismahswump ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What does Marsellus Wallace look like?"
playervsplayerhater ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:17:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wait'll they get a load of me."
missglitchy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:18:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Iรฑigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die."
Roebuck527 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:18:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?"
scrubtech85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:19:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Were not worthy were not worthy
MagicSPA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:19:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:20:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"
radical_roots ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:21:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
littering and? littering and?
Kevin__Bush ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:21:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this queer? These queer? What's up? What's up?
leonprimrose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:21:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โI yearn for the darkness. I pray for death. Real death. If I thought that in death I would meet the people I've known in life I don't know what I'd do. That would be the ultimate horror. The ultimate despair. If I had to meet my mother again and start all of that all over, only this time without the prospect of death to look forward to? Well. That would be the final nightmare. Kafka on wheels.โ
The whole movie is full of quotes that make it instantly recognizeable. Really just pick anything in the movie and people that know it will know what it's from.
L8_2_The_Party ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:21:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jim, you have always been, and will always be, my friend."
SERIOUSLY?
I know they've made 2 new ones, but damn...
persimmon40 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom.
ModernLimit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT?!!
Itheone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon"
TheBlackLuffy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Honey, Where's my Supersuit?"
BuzzLiteBier ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They call it Royale with Cheese.
YinCharlie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ill be back"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Littering and uh
nipshan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
Slobotic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:23:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle fucker
snoopychick8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:23:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you want the truth? you cant handle the truth!!
tjmiller0165 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:23:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."
texasstorm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:23:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tracks? What are you, Pocahontas?
ChristyansGirth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:23:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You motorboatin son of a bitch, you old sailor you.
m985010 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:23:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Thatโs what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"
Wambulance_Driver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:23:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Earf.
BenAGue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I will find you... and I will kill you"
SuperSmithBros ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead baby, zed's dead
Meruhnes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Curve the bullet"
Herox01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ogres are like onions"
Rio_Walker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh hi Mark!"
gcsharpe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeeeeres Johnny!
breakone9r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the need... The need for speed!
TreesForHands ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
jrizzil02 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me Smalls!
tunawithoutcrust ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She doesn't even go here!
Tyroneshoelacess ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a snake in my boot
FiscalPenguin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:25:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me?...You talkin' to me?"
Nose_Grindstoned ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:25:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Spartacus"
bustapepper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:25:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars? " I'll tell you what I'd do man, two chicks at the same time."
userBanana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:25:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Make like a tree and get outta here."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:26:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOON
lotus581 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:26:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I got a bad feeling about this..."
abarons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:26:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"An African or European swallow?"
stickman319 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:26:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what ONE MORE TIME!
adyvee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:26:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I put the diamond in the coat. I put the coat on her!"
Although, it's not quite as popular as "I want you to draw me like one of your French girls. Wearing this. Wearing only this."
aygurl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:28:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This isn't flying, it's falling with style"
starlaser52 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:28:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity and beyond!"
Spud999 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:29:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gordon's alive!
NotSoCheezyReddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:31:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You built a TIME machine... out of a DeLorean?
L8_2_The_Party ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:31:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Defense, DEFENSE!"
"She won't answer to helm, we're locked into the moons' gravitational pull... what do we do?"
<beat>
<calmly> "We die"
In case you aren't a sci-fi nerd...
Voodoobones ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh now wait a minute, I don't mean you people I mean you people."
LeRagamuffin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
idchow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bond, James Bond.
davedank ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
Rem04 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
HashtagMerica ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killin me Smalls!
redandblackleather90 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Topher8903 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates.
justin8913 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity, and beyond!"
ShoulderAngelGamer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way. Sidney."
Keavon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:37:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
QueenQuacky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't rain all the time...
donnux ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want my two dollars!
Packerfan2016 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
Knute5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squeal like a pig.
America1864 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the dude playing, the dude, desguised as another dude!
trippinwontnothard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:41:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fat guy in a little coat, fat guy in a little coat!
Colbysan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:41:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
Tommymair ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:41:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke i am your father
8ifYoudont ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:43:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"two what? Did you say yoots?"
cbrimms ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:44:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killin' me smalls!
Detta_Ven ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:44:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Funny, how?'
irving47 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:44:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's MegaMaid, she's gone from suck to blow!
MotherNuture ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:45:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was hiding under your porch because I love you.."
kinjinsan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:45:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Houston, we have a problem.
jwhite1102 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:45:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It was a run-by fruiting!"
chadward ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:46:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hi Mark, have you seen Lisa?
kilrvela ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:47:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disco! Disco!
thedarklorddecending ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:51:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dishonour on you, dishonour on your cow.
chronicunicorn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming!"
Xiagax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats not a knife...............
whips out huge ass knife
Now thats a knife
UnkemptDon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alllriiiighty then.
BunniiButt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
Bad_brahmin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi father. I'm Luke.
gayntheface ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:56:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
karmichoax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God willing, we'll all meet again in "Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money."
kinglogan420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:00:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm way to baked to drive to the devils house!"
Senray ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:00:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then he told me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!
beriadawen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:01:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
rockereau ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:03:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ray, if someone asks you if you're a god, say YES!
KaitlynnS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:03:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's so much room for activities!"
letsdolife ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:03:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
allieblack0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STAY ABOVE 50
drunken_monkeys ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're on a mission from God."
Mudda_Theresa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:09:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Royale with cheese."
anthony785 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:09:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father."
chubbsw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:09:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
blackpuppy9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:09:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yippie kay yay motherfucker"
Sev3n ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:09:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Ron Burgundy?
_driveslow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:10:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The J is silent."
7ftdruid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:10:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It smells like Bigfoot's dick!
Sine_Wave_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:10:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine....
CamusSartre ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:10:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!
Tavella21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:11:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates.
Codeito ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:11:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I havn't been fucked like that since gradeschool"
spiezy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got the need...
writermommy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:13:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me Smalls!"
AssHat9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:13:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
61185 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:21:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dare you!
AlphaDeltaX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:16:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THE CLAAAAAW
IguanaBalls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:16:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming!
penone1130 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CAN YOU DIG IIIIIIITTTTT!!!!
alexander8866 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come out and playyyya
scandinavianplumber ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"We're gonna be doin one thang, and one thang only. Killin' Nazis."
Edit: I changed my mind, this one is better: "Say auf wiedersehen to your Nazi balls."
S7R8J4K1T ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dig music...I'm on drugs!
Percabeth456 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die.
S7R8J4K1T ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When somebody asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
eisme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:29:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're my boy, Blue.
big_badda_boom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood, Nobody!"
You-Can-Quote-Me ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HEY! I'M WALKING HERE! I'M WALKING HERE..."
Griffie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll get you my pretty!...and your little dog, too!
david13z ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
VulcanizedJell-O ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FOOD FIGHT!
izzy1550 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:31:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"swing away, Merrill"
JohnnyDangerKickass ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:32:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We'll always have Paris."
krausdanielj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:32:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put the bunny back in the box"
BeingCareless ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:34:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry
JustAvgGuy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:34:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
crowbar79 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:35:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is my rifle, there are many like it but this one is mine...
Betterwithfetter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:35:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tommy like wingy."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:47:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quit playing with your dingy
thats_so_jelly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:36:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want my two dollars!
Rainbowchilefry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:39:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mercy buckets!
MetalCuure ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:37:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Royale with cheese
DolphinatelyDan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I can't turn left"
FoxyGrampa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Good morning! And in case I don't see ya; Good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight"
JMile69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you bitch!
Curmugeon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made!"
theonewhoabides ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
8 year olds, dude.
Blackagar-Boltagon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:41:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you mother fucker, say what one more God damned time.
elvisthepelvis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:44:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
hiddneagle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:44:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate sand. It's coarse and gets everywhere.
Dijeridont ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Lemme get a liter of cola."
twotimetony ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:51:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never let go Jack! Never let go
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paint me like one of your French girls.
purplechai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:51:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You stay classy San Diego."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go fuck yourselves, San Diego.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:52:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How you like them apples?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got her number
gonzlofogous ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:54:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gators bitches better be using jimmes!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FaceBack
toqueville ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:55:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you BITCH!
cabur84 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:55:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm kind of a big deal.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have many leather bound books
Jacbey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:55:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER?! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Sheogorath_gstj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:57:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Youve gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"
Well do ya? Punk?
Carry0nMyWaywardS0n ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:57:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?!?!
babytank ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:58:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tooo infinity..... And BEYOND!
Kiorysu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:58:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"
cloakedabyss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:58:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bond, James Bond"
bquirky247 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:58:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me smalls!
coryag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:58:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gooooood morning Vietnam!!!!
FurtiveNeptune ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:59:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go away before I taunt you a second time!"
chwiff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:59:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"These schnozberries taste like schnozberries"
Madrefaka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:59:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Jeff
Elephant_Gurl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:59:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the morning I'm making waffles!
sqjam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:59:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:00:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he LOOK like a BITCH?!
sidewayshorizon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:01:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where's your car, dude?"
takes_joke_literally ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They took the bar... The whole...fuck-king bar!
catvans ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE TEARING ME A-PART LEESA!
QSquared ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, but you forgot something. In the beginning I said I was going to tell you about the time I almost died.
missatoz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watch your six! Raptors got a new alpha.
KalebTheKraken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:05:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"5 dollars anyting you want."
NotInJail ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:17:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!
mrbananas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:05:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man, game over
icer816 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:05:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
rbrychckn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:06:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?
PandabearXp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:06:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to da choppa
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:06:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It works 60 percent of the time every time "
GoldPsychonaut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:07:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where's my Super Suit?!?"
Bravisimo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:07:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Youre money baby, and you dont even know it.
QSquared ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:07:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back off man, I'm a scientist.
Serialtoon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:07:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come with me if you want to live.
-Watcher- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:07:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Warriors, come out and playyyy
Red-Rise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:07:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
Heavy-Mettle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:08:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So. Who talks first? I talk first? You talk first?"
CrashandCern ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:08:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"She's my sister AND my daughter!"
nimoythedestroyer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:08:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti.
bangmygong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:09:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!
He_Who_Knocks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:09:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a bad feeling about this.
7 movies in one line.
SunshineSickness ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:10:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU! ARE! A! TOY!
ChesterAMillardPolk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
spunkndunkn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nature um, finds a way"
ejpierle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:12:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A. always, B. be, C. closing. Always be closing!
TheDevilLLC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:12:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... Mass hysteria!
JoeyDee9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:13:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I've learned anything from this thread it's that I don't know any movie quotes.
nickybu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:14:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Autumn."
cyanpetals ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:14:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life will always find a way"
SwiftwindIsMySteed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
falls_asleep_reading ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want the truth!" "You can't handle the truth!"
Enofile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Royale with cheese
shriggs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl.
Ta2whitey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How many assholes do we have on this ship anyways?
amarie7431 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates..."
asbskywalker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shop smart: shop S-Mart"
SlipperyDishpit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yes it's true. This man has no dick."
Flowersonsheets ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multi-pass!
poorboy1225 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His name was Robert Paulson."
Lolindir93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:17:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello Clarice"
i-opener ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:17:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shenanigans!
ylngui ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:17:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Spartacus!
TheRaggedRascal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:18:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
wowitspayday ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:18:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No capes!
peteygray ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:18:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
codyxiii ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:18:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โYou are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.โ
astepUPfromperving ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:19:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
Crooksta808 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:20:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me Smalls!"
Lemmingsmatter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:20:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a new sheriff in town, and his name.... is Reggie Hammond...
Genitalia_is_weird ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:20:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like bags of sand
dialgalucario ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:20:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke.
burningdragons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:20:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO DEFEAT
THE HUNS
Heavy-Mettle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:21:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?"
reVTimmah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:21:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:22:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
LilBit321 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:22:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want my two dollars!"
zwhenry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:22:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
42
patatespower ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:22:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable !
ConanTheEngineer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:23:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
squeal like a pig boy
baker2002 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:23:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SIMBA!
BrentD2222 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goonies never say die
thomas_mazzarulli ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
puterTDI ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Follow the white rabbit
looncraz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey baby, ever have your a$$hole eaten by a fat man in an overcoat?"
daqua99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard Harry
hermanhansel920 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"why are you so sweaty?" " I was watching cops."
ssigal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Everyone freeze, this is a robbery!"
Eyger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised no one said this one:
"Whoa..."
Didnt get it? How about
"There is no spoon"
TabletTeacher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the Force be with you.
Toobz2621 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
E.T, phone, home
bkfireshark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:26:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're going to need a bigger boat"
DoctorStrange1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:26:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
37?!
LocomotiveEngineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In a row?
SVKissoon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:26:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's over, Prime."
ApolloZealot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:26:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a very particular set of skills
cvanderen79 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:26:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father."
lock3ttup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:27:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First ya gotta do the truffle shuffle.
Bumpsly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:27:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mufasa
spock23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:27:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We can't stop here. This is bat country.
landb77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:27:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat
ChronicJewbacca ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:27:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Allllllrighty then"
Psyduckyourselff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shaken not stirred"
Gorehog ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which movie?
Chipskip ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have both kinds here. Country and Western.
Emintea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Winchester?"
yojason ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
arun_ha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:29:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman"
jenaisrad_xD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:29:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But where has the rum gone?!"
Yourlocalcorvid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:30:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, you know what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this?
mitchsn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHO?!?!?!?!
Yourlocalcorvid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:09:48 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JACK BURTON....ME!!
tarantella918 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:31:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REDRUM
trollolcat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Groovy, baby.
djklmnop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll have what she's having.."
xX8thJesterXx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU ARE A TOY!"
Panteli123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"and my axe"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's too bad she won't live, but then again... who does?
i-Jonty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke. I am your father.
mwagsyoke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your a wizard Harry
Uxion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto."
MyFavoriteSandwich ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOU?"
Burntheher0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Allllrighty then!
Tony__Bologna ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:35:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MA! THE MEATLOAF!"
blsnychapter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:38:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!
MissBubbly17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:38:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEEEEDOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2udaylatif ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:38:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee Kai Yay motherfucker
sprprime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:38:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof."
MRmanning ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shocks!? Pegs!? Luckyyyyyyyy
AlwaysUnsullied ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold onto your butts.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
who is your daddy and what does he do?
Corysom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
DarthTJ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
_divergent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GOSH!"
mrbones09420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not even supposed to be here today..."
Sexwax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
patelp7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me?"
joecoolnes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going to need a bigger boat.
deerchief2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shitter was full!
alexseiji ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They was my magic shoes... MAMA SAID THEYD TAKE ME ANYWEAA
ipmunvsironman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby
QuaggaSwagger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do, pig.
Pync ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
lives2eat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was a nice rug dude
MrDocter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!!
Ramsey-chainsaw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Me so horny, love you long time"
staticstations ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it!"
hermiox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my lito' friend"
Steel_Knuckle_Brawle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have an army.
We have a Hulk
Paladin-Leeroy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:45:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There should be a Captain in there somewhere.
MisaMisa93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Oh, hello there! I bet youโre wondering, why the red suit? Well, thatโs so bad guys canโt see me bleed!โ
AlexMichelle1293 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English motherfucker, do you speak it?"
TheHotelDetective ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As far back as I could remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
GhostingTheInterweb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"who you calling scruffy lookin?"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming
lmscully ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There can be only one.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:49:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johhnnnyyyy!!
Mackeyzer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:50:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aim for the bushes
Rancid_Bear_Meat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:50:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'What' ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
devildocjames ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:50:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like a glove!
harbenm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:50:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a big boat"
elgamonal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:51:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
buckeye26 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:51:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ET phone home
ron_swansons_meat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But...but...your quote has the name of the movie in it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:51:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
Your-adaisy-ifyoudo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:51:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:52:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A few days after his wife dies, you steal his fucking car, and kill his fucking dog"
Jomss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:52:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's just like your opinion, man."
mitchmccluk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:52:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She turned me into a newt
JDogg_of_RS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:53:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates- you never know what you're gonna get!"
Selkcips ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:53:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
broke_gamer_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:53:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
Err_Go ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:54:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:54:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a tumah
N-Droid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a jar of dirt
Germizard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imma get you high today... Cuz It's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!
5adly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:00:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tina you fat lard come get some dinner"
jgagnon_in_FL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:05:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Your Huckleberry"
biaggio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud."
KanterWont ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes it's true, this man has no dick .
melesana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn.
tL1ght ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:13:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sticking feathers up your butt won't make you a chicken. JK...
The first rule of.... Is you don't talk about ...,
jgagnon_in_FL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:13:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
BigDiesel07 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:17:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want a liter of Goddamn Soda"
iguessitstakennope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
COLA FUCKHEAD
BigDiesel07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stupid autocorrect
iguessitstakennope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:57 on June 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT A HEADFUCK
iguessitstakennope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:21 on June 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, thats my movie giveaway
"What do you think of that fuckhead"
eats glass
"What do you think of that, headfuck"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:18:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forest, RUN!
CaliGrizzBear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do or do not. There is no try.
jgagnon_in_FL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're on a mission from God.
sgdbw90 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:20:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Groot.
redditgoaterboater ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:21:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father!"
neverupvoted ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:21:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
The_Pilot_Man2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gatorade!
repete ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No! I am your father!".
lucadem1313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yay someone actually got it right!
repete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did other people get it wrong? I searched for "father", and didn't find any ESB refs...
lucadem1313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not on this thread, but irl everyone always says "Luke I am your father"
CrampCamp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
(Edit) Go fuck yourself.
Jaytee178 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You shall not pass"
twinfyre ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:27:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those aren't pillows.
Gangmem3er ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EMILIOOOOO!!
atx2pdx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
Wordness2DaTurdness ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:33:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WITNESS ME!!!!! WITNESS!!!
Cuylerdaine8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:33:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
here's johnny
dontcallmeshorty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead people.
olivoabi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
o_shrub ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:39:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
erekhsha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:39:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
misskaitykat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your scientists were so focused on whether they could they didn't stop to think if they should."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1.21 gigawatts!
sunabe_sun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.
LordShadowRyuu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:51:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a bad feeling about this.
flaviuscrispus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:51:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
Tard-wrangler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:51:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN !
blurredvisions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Talk to me Goose"
CEhobbit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
INCONCIEVABLE!!!
KaufDogVapors ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:53:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You like dags?
snakeman2058 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:53:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whats in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX? WHHAAAATTS IN THE BOOOOOXX
MrAgoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me, Smalls.
SF1034 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You don't understand! I could had class! I coulda been a contender! I coulda been somebody! Instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."
tidderq ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead, make my day!
Explosion17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
UninvitedGhost ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much... it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathi- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...
babyalanturing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:57:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista, baby."
drhu22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:59:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
heelp mee..... heelp meee!
Hint... those were the last words spoken in the movie.
SwamMamma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons
Proudwing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:08:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They call it a Royale with cheese
Explosion17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:10:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The price is wrong, bitch"
jimmybero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:10:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killin' me Smalls!"
BurningCerberus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:11:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just tap it in. just tap it in. give it a little tappy, tap tap tap-a-roo.
Nero_A ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:18:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dude abides.
markymarkabel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:20:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fvck is that! What is that, Pvt Pyle?!"
Expect-Company ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:21:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
polysics ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:23:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now what we have here is a fine specimen of Alabama black snake, but I can assure you it's definitely not too "buku.""
(Probably spelled that wrong but eh...)
bl4ckblooc420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:25:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I"m walkin here!!"
Marvel_at_this ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:26:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum
mrvjr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:27:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
88 miles per hour
CastleRockDoR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:29:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said I'm not gonna hurt ya...I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm just gonna bash em right the fuck in."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:36:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
Kordiana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:40:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bob had bitch tits".
adeadmanshand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:55:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you BITCH!
someguyuno ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:17:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box!"
m4cktheknife ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:35:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you."
"I know."
KittiesAreTheBest69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:37:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do, or do not. There is no "try"
tmw1023 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:37:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run forest run"
gregIsBae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:37:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English mother fucka, Do you speak it?
Obeythe_Beard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:42:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey try not to suck any Dick on the way to the parking lot!"
ZachTheElk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:42:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch?!" throws table
xelaseyer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:42:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
aaaaaall righty then
arbiteus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:43:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl.
myfootsmells ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:45:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asta la vista baby. Not sure how to spell the phrase
Chrimmm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:48:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"surely you can't be serious!" "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"
cheeseandpepper2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:49:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
401TCW ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:52:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:52:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get you hands off me, you damn, dirty ape!"
sscjoshua ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:52:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
eliseatsbacon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:24:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
EthanTheMaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:26:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fly you fools! "
Watawasted ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:54:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit!
artsyhitler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:08:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass, and not even have the god-damn common courtesy to give him a reach-around
Jean_Pierre_Genie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:19:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Good morning! Oh, and in case I don't see you again, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight!"
Captain0Fucks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:43:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was born a poor black child."
vanilla0825 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:12:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wax on, wax off
mr_blonde101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:40:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was born a poor black child.
verveonica ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:32:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10,000 points to House Hufflepuff for adding this to the fray.
blackoutbiz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:31:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.
rhetoricalcliche ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:29:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be your huckleberry.
Likes-A-Lizard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:02:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
ThatAnimationCritic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:06:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woman! WHERE'S MY SUPERSUIT?
blackoutbiz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Give him his supersuit woman! We are talking about the common good?
Zenule ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:23:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
his name is robert paulson
dontmovetilyourenumb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:30:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And in the morning I'm making waffles."
eventer193 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:00:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry."
AnnaIsABanana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:05:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a trap!
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack & Jill?
xeredos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:11:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:13:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just gonna stand there and bleed?
Pacificcraft ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:15:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't call me Sherly
humerus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:16:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He doesn't know how to use the three sea shells!
smeeyall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:22:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not a knife.
twnd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:25:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yo Mr. White"
gfletch1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:32:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me. But I didn't. So it doesn't."
Pamperpull ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:35:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your Father"
blitzdemon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:36:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
to infinity, and beyond
Aleloy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:37:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That'll do pig.. That'll do"
HungryGuyy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:41:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at me, I am the captain now.
TheSilverPotato ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:44:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl
NewbeginningNewStart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:58:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am McLovin.
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No your not! No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed 'cause that's a made up dumb fucking fairy tale name, You fuck!
mrarbySR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:02:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of fight club is....
malevolentcatnip ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:10:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
freezepop28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Boy what country you from!?"
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
Gimpophile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:12:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" Ezekiel 25:17"
Ivan_Of_Delta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:13:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads?, Where we're going we don't need Roads"
KickDownCH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:15:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing goes over my head...! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
gabzdaman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:20:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just when I thought I was out... they pulled me back in
chlgrdreams ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P. Sherman 42, Wallaby Way, Sydney
chlgrdreams ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fish are friends, not food
botulizard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:45:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes- it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
amanda-g ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:09:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โYou know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so sht-faced last night, I shouldn't have f**ed that guy?' We could be that mistake!โ
LocRocker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:54:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either of these 2 quotes on their own.
"What does Marsellus Wallace look like?"
"Say 'what' again! I dare you! I double dare you, Mother F*cker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time!"
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He's big!"
freezepop28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go on!"
blackoutbiz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He's-he's bald!"
freezepop28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch?"
blackoutbiz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What?!"
freezepop28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BLAM! "Does, he, look like, a bitch!?"
blackoutbiz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:45:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
lord_isotep ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. I am your father.
heroicsej ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You killed my father, prepare to die.
Weekend_Squire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GET TO DEH CHOPPUH!"
blackoutbiz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:54:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuckin'... What the fuckin' fuck... Who the fuck...Fuck this fuckin'... How did you two fuckin' fucks... Fuck!"
4_fortune_and_glory ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:02:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I did naht hit her, it's naht true, it's bullshit, I did naht hit her, I did naht... oh, hi Mark."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:20:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't sit with us."
05ls2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS..IS..SPARTA!!!
irpepper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
POTA.
Alfimie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? An idea. Resilient... highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain it's almost impossible to eradicate. An idea that is fully formed - fully understood - that sticks; right in there somewhere
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gentlemen, please! You can't fight in here, this is the war room!
lyingliar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DOES HE LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH?!
ironmanmk42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No one said "these are not the droids you're looking for " or "may the force be with you "?
kayasawyer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:18 on July 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brain.
A boys best friend is his mother.
I say to myself, "Bob, you're going down the tunnel of death." Then I say to myself, "I am not Bob." Then I said, "It's not my car." And this is not my tunnel.
BlackSh0t ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:14:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:17:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's no moon, it's a space station.
ChunksGalore ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:43:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner!
pigpotjr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:26:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bond, James bond
Fr33_Lax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:22:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
edit: messed it way up
Colt4587 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:10:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sciencing as fast as I can!
(technically a show reference)
Colt4587 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Futurama!
Although mine isn't from a show
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mark Wahlberg - The Martian.
Saw it on a plane a couple weeks ago. Great movie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Colt4587 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep!
I love that movie
glassfrenchfries ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:39:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is inigo montoya you killed my father, prepare to die
Drama_Derp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love my dead gay son!"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:51:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoever downvoted you can fuck off. Heathers was the shit.
Bluelight01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:05:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
Falkerz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:10:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You take the blue pill, you wake up in your bed and believe, whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you just how deep, the rabbit hole goes."
"Tulta!"
"I never realised any of the candidates were so, extensively repaired."
I'm trying to think of some more, but can't think of my list of movies in my current environment.
Purple_Unicorn_Poop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:12:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I CAN TOUCH YOU NOW
dank_Blank ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:14:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hereeeeeeees Johnny "
ihlaking ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life... finds a way.
ActualOnyx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:55:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!"
simeonandgarfunky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:13:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I see dead people."
Tsquare43 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:17:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you can't be serious. I am, and stop calling me Shirley.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:22:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Never go full retard."
FyllingenOy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:32:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age...
jackytheripper1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I loooove me some redheads
knothole ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"We are the knights who say NI!"
alternatively...
"You have no arms left..
Yes I have..
Look!
Just a flesh wound"
that_afro_guy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:14:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But, uh... well, there it is"
Staciex327 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one time at band camp...
MmmmapleSyrup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry...
Kramer1812 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:35:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckelberry.
SuperDerpHero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:35:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"whoa"
Babygeoffrey968 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
Antoine85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying there's a chance???
Daemec ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His name was Robert Paulson."
andwhyshouldi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Always"
ihatelosinglol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Ninjajack143 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just teared up, hadn't hear that one in a while!
SloeMoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome, to Jurassic Park!"
nakkijakkara ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. "
Zubi_Q ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box?!"
kingjaymz3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"She wants my dick in or around her mouth"
judgej2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting the hang of this now.
yemotherofdragons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
D0nk3ypunc4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson
mrsgibbas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILSON!
WIIIIILSOOOOOOON!!
_DanceMyth_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:35:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT. YEAR IS IT?!
DiamondAuthority ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:35:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where is my supersuit?
chudd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MR. ANDERSON
joekimwin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!!!
BlackCharlie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run bitch! RUUUUUUUUUUUN!"
CORPSEBLENDER ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is Sparta!"
Justin_T_Credible ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one time, at band camp.
fufu97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just went full retard, never go full retard
bashfultash ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:22:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMMM!!
unleashable04 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of fight club. You never talk about fight club.
Itsacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You named the movie, twice...
dummystupid ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:11:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tyler Durden. Tyler Durden! Tyler Durden!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name was Robert Paulson.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:37:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
WestC0ast ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:46:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the line is, "No, I am your father"
BrugizzleC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:37:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Downvoted for being dumb
FreedomChurro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HECTORRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ThatYoungBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gobalafar.
Holmes02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I think there should be more meats on sticks."
Muliciber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me?
Pope_Industries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say when."
Iammaybeasliceofpie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When
senor_top_hat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got two guns, one for the each of ya
The_Mad_Gasser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watch out for snakes!
_Pornosonic_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck the king.
xxSilentEyexx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You were my brother Anakin!
strawbarry5k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodge this ๐๐ซ
Necom123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd buy that for a dollar!
lightbringer1979 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee kai yay
annaw92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let it go
Graciemarjoriemanhat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You shall not pass!
-eDgAR- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"
Purple_Unicorn_Poop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goodbye mama, now you can have ice cream in heavan! I'll see you again tonight when I go to bed in my head movies.. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!
raytrace75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fly you fools!
CIearMind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ant. Boot.
txnative ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's like, your opinion, man...
SonicMaster12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He's not the boogeyman... He's the guy you send to kill the fucking boogeyman."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at me. Look at me. I'm captain now.
Rjaultman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump."
Shotyslawa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's a dog loose in the woods!"
Kaashoed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to tha choppah!
a_reluctant_texan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract."
SyncAres ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND.
theswansonson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere!"
rhiannon59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Be the ball....BE, Be the ball, Danny!
gnomewardsbound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I have a machine gun.
Ho. Ho. Ho.
Cockaigne69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Play it again, Sam. And it wasn't even in the movie.
Slant_Juicy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We've got company!"
ReadMyPosts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you going to bark all day little doggy? Or are you going to bite.
Munninnu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit."
harryhighdef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can be my wingman anytime.
UphillBattleLastLaff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippy ki yay motherfucker!
AwesomeJohn01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl
pighalf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sweep the leg
PaaaulZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We win, Gracie!
agusttinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-I'm too old for this shit
and
-Yippie kay yey motherfucker!
weirdmountain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You wanna get nuts?! Come on! Let's get nuts!!"
FantasticFelix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MURPH!!!
hyretic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We got no food! We got no jobs! OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!"
me-tan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses"
FishGhost466 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Superhero landing! Sheโs going to do a superhero landing!"
RodCU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SWEAR TO ME"
Dr_Pepper_BSc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Valar Morghulis
FishGhost466 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"DING DONG MOTHER FUCKERS, DING DONG."
canadasoccer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm so ordinary that it's truly quite extraordinary".
dylanna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Today, we are canceling the apocalypse!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:38:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Bruce_Crayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin to me?
dylanna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
327FM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shaking the bush, Boss. Shaking the bush..."
Dylaphosaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied patron in bar" "-bar..".
tadisme4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love lamp
Cocaine_and_Hookers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell him about the Twinkie
TheBQE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did we just become best friends?
trashdigger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's raging bile duct
zuqui23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I have foreseen it"
cypressboz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You stay. I go. No following
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Weยดve met before, havenยดt we?"
Euchre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Like tears in rain."
Iammaybeasliceofpie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Mr. Frodo!'
Seriousdolphins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're money baby
AveryAWhiteMale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So I got that going for me, which is nice."
PlebeianGentleman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Look at me!"
I think that one's pretty obvious.
2weekstand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clevah gurl"
... that's supposed to be the accent
BillyBones69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I need your help. I can't tell you what it is. You can never ask me about it later and we're gunna hurt some people
phreshguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got red on you.
scnative843 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can be my wing man any time"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
apsae27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its the fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer
RIPcunts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You see this knife!? I'm going to teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!
cryptocomrade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A royale with cheese.....
brainiac3397 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?"
thetruancybot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah, I was in the shit."
deathtastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yarp
thedudethedudegoesto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is my Hat now. Totally My hat.
FinAdartse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My friends, you bow to no one."
randomguy67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up Donnie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FOR-E-VER
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now go home and get your fucking shinebox
Tumper1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you like Dawgs,
... Dawgs?
Yea Dawgs.
Ohh Dogs, Yea i like Dawgs, But I like Caravans more though Micky"
KVM14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I believe in America."
lordpanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RELEAAAAAASSSEEEEE THE KRAKENNNNNNNN
wirebodie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin flip?
Chyrios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ogres, are like onions"
june606 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'You're a smooth smoothie, you know?'
imjustapolarbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." or "take it to the matresses"
unforgivableman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up Donny
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
our arrows shall blot out the sun!
then we shall fight in the shade.
fallopianfuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"is it an african or european swallow"
BillyBones69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey stu! Your rents due motha fucka!
tehburaldeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oops... No bullets"
peacelovecraftbeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bear.....Bear-fucker. Do you need assistance?"
n33mers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stay golden, Ponyboy.
june606 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How hard is it to kill a bunch of nine year olds?
hoodtacos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly!
ThatOneFaggotFromUSH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND MY AXE!
auspoltrollol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MA! .....THE MEATLOAF........FUCK!!!!
TheGoodOneToKeep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Send a salami to your boy in the army. Yes the Navy gets the gravy but the Army gets the beans
_Ryman_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"what we've got here is failure to communicate"
SlippinThruTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snoochie Boochie
fuckface92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you wearing that human suit?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a chance to grieve un-alone.
And you took that FROM ME!
YOU KILLED THAT FROM ME!
HatingPigeons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Bond.. James Bond" is a pretty big clue
ZurtleTheTurtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence
thethrill_707 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
WaldoFaldoLover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what again!"
VolcaniKSnaiL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is."
HatingPigeons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"DONKEY!"
Reddit_Bork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby.
Danielgonzalez77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead, make my day.
angry_burmese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The spice must flow!
CarterBarter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honey! Where's my super suit??
Golgon3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Contender for shortest recognizable quote:
"Ni!"
TheF0CTOR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Anderson...
zeebow77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
paranach9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know you are but what am I?
SenpaiKai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
SteakShake69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YO, ADRIAN. I DID IT!"
Chi_Ron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh! Now you gonna shoot me in my pinky toe?
sibivel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's my secret Captain, I'm always angry.
AnzaiOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOW ME THE MONEYYYYY!!!!!!
WhatWouldSatanDo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl
BeefInGR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I LOVE... the smell of commerce in the morning...
Lindgrenn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's only one rule.
Patches67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Of course not. You're a boy."
pedwingeorge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like anyone could even know that Napoleon
mr-r-sole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Badge? I don't need no stinking badge!
mhenr18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I shall now read from the books of Matthew, Mark, Luke.. and Duck"
Pbtwerkacct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Vote for Pedro."
vipros42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way"
bothways1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chester Copperpot! Dont you guys see dont you realize?...
h2obox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT
ARE YOU DOING
IN MY SWAAMMP
knrf683 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard Harry.
BubbaCheez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
XenMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man, game over!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aww boy, Im just so tired of all this traffic, I can't wait until I get Out of Africa."
Soliantu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE IS MY SUPAH SUIT???
MikeOxbigg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, I get, and I am offended. Not because I've got a problem with bitter, predictable, whiny, millionaire disk jockeys complaining about celebrities or how tough their life is, while I live in an apartment with paper-thin walls next to a couple of Neanderthals who, instead of a baby, decided to give birth to some kind of nocturnal civil defense air-raid siren that goes off every fuckin' night like it's Pearl Harbor. I'm not offended that they act like it's my responsibility to protect their rights to pick on the weak like pack animals, or that we're supposed to support their freedom of speech when they don't give a fuck about yours or mine."
ThePatridiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend.
KCCO2015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great scott!
knrf683 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But if you wanna leave, you can. I'll remember you though. I remember everyone that leaves.
knrf683 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I made myself sad :(
watrudoininmaswamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the Chopper!
PM_ME_YOUR_KITTENS- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father" or "I'll be back" (2 different movies)
m0rgster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just make sure [he] shows up at the designated place! At the designated tiiiiiiiiiime. So that I may designate his ass! For dismembahment!"
quirkycutie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Meet me in Montauk."
OhRatFarts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, rat farts!!!"
Strawburry_Club ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
PakymanTy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm ready, depression. I'm ready, depression I'm ready, depression. I'm ready, depression I'm ready, depression. I'm ready, depression I'm ready, depression. I'm ready, depression I'm ready, depression. I'm ready, depression I'm ready, depression. I'm ready, depression
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You come to my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder.
MChriswood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA"
nickthegeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Well, as of this moment they're on double secret probation!
Needs-A-Hobby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud"
Riobhain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back. So you can either hand over your son or you can die screaming alongside him!"
MoonBasic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We spared no expense.
MacBeth123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Are you talking about dreams?'
Sorry_that_im_an_ass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dont shine shoes no more.
agrarian_miner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mom, Dad. It's Evil! Don't touch it!"
Crail31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When you meet someone, you never really forget them. Even if you don't remember"
MisterSmeeee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
TheOutrageousTaric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its true. All of it.
namesflory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BBQ! Me and you! Hanky, panky, pew pew pew..
ran33ran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker!"
MoffKalast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the bag? A shark or something?
OMG_Alien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you're an inanimate fucking object!"
RogueRaven17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rat farts!
brainwashed_this_way ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm hungry, let's get a taco."
fingflopper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North...
MissMamanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box??!!"
nakedcellist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong lever Kronk!
mozi88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father."
jackwhitworth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought you said he was a getaway driver?
the_wallflower_90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You had me at hello"
PhantomRacer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name... is Neo.
renagadefish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's no moon"
dakk-o-matic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a leaf on the wind
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"
infernalite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Houston.....Its good to see you again
IBurnedMyBalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forest run!
btw12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For you, a thousand times over.
pointblanker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HONEY?
WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?
Kobmoney43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not your fault.
unfocsdgaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A gun rack? A gun rack. I don't even own a gun , let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack
Tiiba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lawyer fucked me!
nice_guy_eddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am shockedโshockedโto find that gambling is going on in here! "
Ash_Britt_Chloe_Spik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
your winnings... sir
comatthew6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just been revoked.
Vladstalicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!"
and
"I AM FED UP WITH THIS WEEWWRLD"
Eptics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is so fetch
civilian11214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your dad.
zeroluck_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have a bad feeling about this."
Rheitala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This man wants to die for his country. Oblige him."
Tadaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate sand
Kanadabalsam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1.21 jigowatts!?
I'm making it too easy.
reexox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Choose life."
Ruthelessdeeds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A few of my favorites:
"You're the one Neo." "One ring to rule them all, and together bind them into darkness" "It's Friday, Craig!" "Do you feel lucky, well do ya punk?" "Simba, you deliberately disobeyed me!"
the_norwegian_blue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's actually: the question that you have to ask yourself is "do I feel lucky?". Well, do ya, punk?
Ruthelessdeeds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:29:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But, you knew the movie right? Checkmate.
NotsopeculiaR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I hate sand. Its dry and course, and it gets everwhere."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... Something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil. With a fuckin'... pencil. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid a foundation of what we are now. And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his fuckin' dog."
tehkelso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โStop trying to make fetch happen.โ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILLLSOOOONNNNN!!! WILSON!!!!!!! WILSON I'M SORRY!!!!!
ntswart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Mclovin
that7deezguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yer a wizard, Harry"
winwar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a lot of nuts!
peppernachosmacho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Besides, even if you didn't do it, I'm going to punish you, because I'm big and you're small, I'm right and you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it!
ChronoShaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Over the line!!!"
ChuddleWuddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get my pies out of the oven!"
DrizztTheRanger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember remember the 5th of November."
arbyq5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"and my personal favorite, yuppie mephistopheles"
PlagueDilopho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We have a T. rex!"
Anterich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't get high on your own supply.
199Eight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is the rum gone?
goodbeets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EXPECTO PATRONUM!!
cloudytsuki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so fucked up.
AussieEquiv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multipass.
One word is all you need.
_StatesTheObvious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun."
bwayobsessed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore
TrueMuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We are Sex Bob Omb!"
Legobear2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of the force.
totalyrespecatbleguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's why Roger Podacter is dead! He found Captain Winkie!"
Phlong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dead or alive, you're comin' with me"
YoungMindDoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!
freefallin38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
SelflessNarcissist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?
No.
Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flapper
No, I don't.
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
Randi1207 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Even the smallest bite from... Arachnius deathicus will instantly paralyz-" various panicking
Bukthed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sailing!!!"
Zeonic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No ticket
ppppranv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE IS SHE?!?
stealy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM THE LAW!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You two been doing a little boozin have ya? Suckin back on grandpa's old cough medicine?
YoungMindDoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!
yolafaml ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!"
Piccleman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who. Does. Number 2. Work for?
spacely_sprocket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KAISER SOZE!
diinomunster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We can't stop now! This is bat country!"
Deviize- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't get lemon bill, it don't suit ya"
Th3P1eM4n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"WHATS IN THE BOOOOXXXXXX"
"Fucked up beyond all recognition"
"I am shocked, shocked to discover that there is gambling going on in here"
"If you ain't first your last"
"I'm a zit! Get it?"
"Go fuck yourself San Diego"
"Long live the king"
"THIS! IS! SPAAARRRTTTAAAAA!"
vpniceguys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"
nice_guy_eddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is the business we've chosen."
gravyboats4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise
datkittydo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love lamp.
coquio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can fix that.
jackcroww ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Anybody else want to negotiate?
Rcfan0902 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to wish you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
blacksupergeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You had me at hello"
thesilentguy101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You met me at a very strange time in my life
toseekandnottoyield ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore"
ppppranv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wanna know how I got these scars?
BoooWendy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Excellent!"
MiniMicroMacro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"After all this time?"
JashanTheCreator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you wanna build a snowman?
rodkimble13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi I'm rod, and I like to party
sophyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spared no expense!
Kingtut28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let's go streaking, through the quad, into the gymnasium!"
Picanteballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its Been 84 years....
BigJohnny20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milk was a baaaaaad choice!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Revenge is a dish best served cold
unexpectedreboots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again!
itsfoine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GARBLARAFAR."
GoredonTheDestroyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I remember a time of chaos. Ruined dreams... This wasted land... But most of all, I remember the Road Warrior, the man we called... Max."
TheNinjaJellyfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yarp............ Narp?"
lapynop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your a wizard Harry"
hardbananaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So, when things in your life become stagnant - you know, you're no longer happy with what you're doing - then you figure out what's important to you. Then create your own penis-showing game."
PoeticAutism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your dad" - Deepvader
"Yippy Skippy motherfucker" - John McBane
"Say hi to my best friend." - Michael Corleone
"You can not get past me" - Gandorf
"You'll see me later" - The Exterminationer
djdonna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not going to do what everyone thinks I'm going to do..."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One shall stand. One shall fall."
Even if you dislike it all, this is one that I think everybody ought to know.
EgoPhoenix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Supahgreen"
ThePratoran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!"
HankF89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome... to Jurassic Park.
lovesilver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend.
AphsaiTheClown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box
WiseShepherd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!
Biggleworth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thirty seven dicks! My girlfriend sucked thirty seven dicks!
Singularity2soon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life, uh, finds a way".
xpressmusic08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The safe word will be whhiskey
MrBrightcide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Gulps, huh?
HIGHimallison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I totally paused!
AnnieB25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged.
Rednekjew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can get killed walking your doggy!!!
yallready4this ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do ya like dags?
Sounds_of_a_Sax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!"
Darnestown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!"
Jamaidian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He bashes the brains in with a baseball bat
CaptainToodleButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"longing, rusted, furnace, daybreak, seventeen, benign, nine, homecoming, one, freight car"
dragon0cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scar, brother, help me
Wikileakles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE
Farnsworthson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Excuse me while I whip this out"
kesterbowers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WIIIILSOOON!"
butterrss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Draw me like one of your french girls."
JakeMan145 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH
DankestOfMemes420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those arent mountains
cowings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to the rock!"
bigwilliesteele092 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you watching closely?
Aliki26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry."
clutedog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he LOOK like a bitch? edit: wrong tense
doktor_steflon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'I'm not even supposed to be here today!'
apuzilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee Ki-Yay Motherfucker!
GourmetCoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over, man. GAME OVER!
Jbow39 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bond, James Bond.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8PPlf-CNNY (best at 0:40)
adamdrewmerry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?"
Edit:typo
bioCor3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Has nobody said "May the force be with you." ?!
plotrcoptr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Royale with cheese."
globalwaffles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name's Jeff.
ceally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
LosingMyEdge7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Richard, who's your favorite Little Rascal?
globalwaffles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippie ki-yay motherfucker
Standgeblasen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it dead?
nickysheroin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrpppphhhhh
PromNightDumpstrBayb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father!
YsiYsi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ding ding ding... applause please."
eddywuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not what you did, son, that angers me so. It's who you did it to.
akcufhumyzarc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEEEEYYY You Guuuuuyssss!
swordsandshields ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One ring to rule them all
typically-strange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my li'l friend!
DanskJeavlar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thirty-seven, my girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks.
Centerpoint360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?
GuardianOfFreyja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Either get busy living, or get busy dying"
globalwaffles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is your life, and its ending one second at a time
SconeNotScone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you calling butthead, butthead.
Danmarinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Boo?"
"Kitty!"
TimBobby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You never go ass to mouth!
Radioactdave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
darealjrao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will find you, and I will kill you.
PropaneSalesMen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You bred raptors?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut up Mr. Burton!
IMAGIRL_PM_ME_DILDOS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who do I trust? ME.
Sigimund ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MaMa is not the law. I am the law. As for you MaMa; Judgement Time...
GhandiBobandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
adarksky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Make my day... Punk.
anuslads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me? There ain't nobody else here....you must be talkin' to me!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You shall not pass"
642283 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat''
111uhh1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm directly below.. the enemy's scrotum.."
blpoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
LuminarySage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bury those cockaroaches!!!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I thought hurricane season was over"
energizerb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was born a poor black child..."
Saitama123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"
642283 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
boop beep boop
Carlitron5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell.
lottie186 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going to need a bigger boat.
ceally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The power of Christ compels you!"
642283 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard Harry
ssshortzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
Tampaburn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm trying to find Nemo.
DarrenKingman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Marty...
KraziKev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"two chicks at the same time, man. "
Rough_And_Ready ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They mostly come at night...mostly".
needanark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody get this man a jockstrap and a cookie!
ILoveControlWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ron Weasley is a ginger wizard
prof_stack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We'll always have Paris.
LuminarySage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your... one... ugly.... mothafucker...
ddracom60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"and you never paid for drugs. NOT ONCE!"
Laughatdanger12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"
Saitama123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
gnarlwail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
TheBreakingWind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You play ball like a girl.
AgentJin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mission report, December 16, 1991.
LordAnubis10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"you wanna run this ship!?"
"YES!"
"Well...you can't...."
Mattabet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you build it, they will come.
jackg22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Call it. Friend-o."
siahbabedblsiah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Azzzz to Azzzz
TheeIronMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Madness?
masterflooper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jack...? Jack? Jack! Jack!!"
rochem8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"KEVIN" ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you rushing or dragging???
StrayMoggie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How much for an order of ribs?
Ferneclese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Houston, we have a problem.
Jumble69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B E A Utiful
One word, that is all!
itsamamaluigi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For you."
Pink-Pummy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See this? This is my BOOMSTICK!
Carlitron5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!"
AKAgamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He who controls the spice, controls the universe.
sikexl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's your favorite scary movie?"
StrepGaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bob had bitch tits.
PM_Inside_Me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Negative, I am a meat Popsicle.
SpartyDad96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How long did it take to grow your mustache?
LuminarySage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Draaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnaaaggggeeee...... Draaaaaaaiiiinnnnnaaaaggggeeeeee.... eli you boy.
arzthaus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Anderson....
open_faced_sandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MURRRRRPPPHHHH!!"
spankey027 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good dags. D'ya like dags?
deadmendie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold on to your butts.
chmandrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I turtley enough for the turtle club?
Pixelated_Ho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. I, am your father.
Zubalo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, my names rod and I like to party
spacepal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stay gold, pony boy, stay gold
Leecannon_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IM A GOOFY GOOBER
Raw_Venus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see you Brother, and thank you. Your spirit goes with Eywa. Your body stays behind to become part of The People.
1080Blizzard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm batman.
TheWeatherIsShit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greater good"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father
AeternumFlame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the Force be with you."
SlimOCD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
LowkeySavage813 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me, do you bleed?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude what does mine say? Sweeeeeeett Dude what does mine say? Duuuuuuuuuddeeee
LuminarySage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I must break you.....
e_pilot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I live my life a quarter mile at a time, for those 10 seconds or less, I'm free.
nswareld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at me, I am the captain now.
FlightlessAvian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That- that's about it"
candybomberz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kansis city shuffle
Suhu1450 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
' I'll be back '
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Luke, I am your father
j-keyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MURPH
HadoukenNow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
Chicago_Blackhawks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
spankey027 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
orthje ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what one more goddamn time.
streetguy17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KEVIN!!!
duckie22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best pies in London
Mollywobbles225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By Grabthar's hammer... [long-ass pause] ...what a savings.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aziz, LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
caryllll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...
killingtex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Be excellent dude.
Price_Of_Soap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO, IT'S NOT A TUMAH
SugarFreeChurro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fly, you fools!
EchoRL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do or do not their is no try.
Patzzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have a bad feeling about this"
PeterGayrino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
Buttpudding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
Adogg9111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seems like people think that because they know a movie EVERYONE knows a movie. Some of these are so off the wall that probably only the people that commented are the only ones that saw them.
whowantscuntcakes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:08:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you should broaden your movie selection home skillet. If you don't recognize most of these quotes, you should look them up and watch them all. It'll open up "A whole new woooooooorrrrlllllddddd."
Adogg9111 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:37:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watched "Room" the other night. Was not disappointed.
whowantscuntcakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hadn't heard of it but just read about it sounds pretty jacked up but kinda cool.
Adogg9111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A couple quotes I didn't know didn't even show up as movie quote until the 4-5 search return. If Google doesn't know it as a movie quote first I'm not sure how many people actually would know it as a movie quote themselves.
whowantscuntcakes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll admit, some of the quotes are obscure but that does add to the coolness of them I think. Everyone knows the big quotes from big movies but only us cool kids know the obscure ones from big or obscure movies. And I've said "obscure" three times. What a douche.
Adogg9111 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:05:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't disagree. I guess moreso my question was what was the intent of the question? Is it A quote that would make you know the movie or make most people know the movie?
You are not a douch. Have an upvote!
whowantscuntcakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I guess it would be a quote most people that heard it knew what movie it came from. I also guess that's why I like all the quotes people are putting that most others aren't getting. It's like an inside joke.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!!!"
XplicitlyGaming98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"With great power comes great responsibility"
Imajica0921 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never go full 'tard.
briantd89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big gulps huh?
JWCRaigs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do.
traplord56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey whitey! Where's your hat?!
The-Master-M ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father!"
chaosmuffinking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why so serious?
Nassau18b ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
throwaway558485748 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a movie but
"and it was a just a game of thrones"
What a fucking hack.
itCompiledThrsNoBugs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mmmm, that's a good burger!
iluvweiners ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig, that'll do.
christo334 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't even need the whole quote. No stuck in here.....
prplx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wow!"
gillian20001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeress Johnny!
montrealcowboyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once and a while, you could miss it.
Helium_3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck you, dude!"
throwaway558485748 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"
terminalvelocit3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't do that for 10 million.
I'd do it for 11 mil, though.
Yakasaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
anusacrobat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he LOOK like a bitch?"
wiggly201 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Its not who I am underneath, but what I do defines me "
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MYYYY PRECIOUS!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name's Rod, and I like to party.
PhanSiPance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do not seek the treasure!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
AGooDone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
Herr_Samiel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what again"
big-fireball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Give me the keys you cocksucker motherfucker!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โI hate Illinois Nazisโ
iiDangerCloseBK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wilson!!!!!"
irishmafia32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good looking?
lobster_conspiracy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just a jump to the left.
whampuhwen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, San Diego!
bubadmt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, asshole.
shakespeareG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of all the gin joints
PhilMcCoq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!!!
TheVVGirl01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On Wednesday we wear pink.
Ryannnnnn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?
Coconutoilforthesoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink."
sniperdude12a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HARD TO PORT!
peachpanda246 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
montrealcowboyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's okay, Johnny, because I got gasp to have you.
D3thM3ntal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The snozberries taste like snozberries"
KnightCyber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get your hands off my Lobby Boy!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Puntette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Play it again, Sam."
Bread_please ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's just like, um...you're opinion, man.
wildorangehead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, i am your father
KKYBoneAEA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
unnewbie12q ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard...
Hexyl68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
shootdrawwrite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know, I always said, if I had to fuck a guy, you know I mean had to, if my life depended on it, I'd fuck Elvis."
Drach88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
lea1985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AH-WHO!AH!
galwegian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do i amuse you?"
SoulessSolace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know Kung Fu....
KetoNED ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keep the change, you filthy animal"
Splendidissimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know kung fu."
HerrWookiee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!
bottleface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How could you even...that's a thick door!
iCoFox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The government has a secret system..."
ogberk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYONE!!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wilson!
ambassador6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MMMMUUURRRPPHHHH
nevermind1212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead people
thehighschoolgeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata
srmione ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Hold on to your butts"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life, uh, finds a way.
idle19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"we look like a monkey fucking a football out there"
yosemitesquint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coffee is for closers.
AnusStapler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.
Zychotik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Time to make the the chimi-fucking-changas
nice_guy_eddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
--choose_a_username- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life uh um ah finds a umm a uh way"
tjh417 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key
omi011 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever Girl
pyoro64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put that cookie down! NOW!!
montrealcowboyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, am I crazy? Huh? I mean, this is all I am trying to say here. Okay. If you put me in the game, Brad Bramish, is going to do what needs to be done! Okay? But they don't put me in, what needs doin' ain't gonna get done! Huh? And then, don't come crying to me! "Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" If you don't let me play!
keitos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To infinity... and beyond!
SirCyclops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is an 81 Honda. How dare you!
chrizdabizz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Batman
Twauk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wise men say: Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza!" I've been bringing this movie up for the past 2 days to everyone I know, to see the look crawl over someones face when they realize the movie is great!
fageater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're tearing me apart Lisa!!"
RumpleToughskin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A whales vagina
nintendonate64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She wants to fuck me, she wants my dick, in and around her mouth.
elgringofrijolero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Of course it was dark, it's a suicide note."
Clenched_Anus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about my asthma.
theguywithnohat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
Araay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you.
Barnabas_Collins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.....
josborne31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
topcatnikki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yarp...
Narp...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's the most you've ever lost in a coin toss?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
LacksAgency ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You and your stupid fucking rope."
AndroidAaron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Napoleon give me some of your tots!"
Danielson524 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Must be some kind of... Hot Tub Timemachine"
vmunich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby!
Hobey-One ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[...] a dream within a dream [...]
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a big guy.
LordoftheLakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got five little friends, and they can all run faster than you
Azalonozul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember, remember fifth of November
Tesky101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah man, I'm pretty fucking far from OK
Grape_Mentats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put the bunny back in the box."
ForeverBronze1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
memaw_mumaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always.
blamb211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And these... Are not the hammer.
...The hammer is my penis.
slipan1p ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane!
iBernsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stay gold, Ponyboy"
amishguy21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep it secret keep it safe
MrHandmadeGuitar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA"
Olymprix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised no one's used this one yet...
"No, I am your father."
Restrictedreality ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin!
Audevive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans."
Frumpy78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"AND MY AXE!"
goldenboy2191 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's shite to be Scottish! We're the lowest of the low!
Dedj_McDedjson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mom! Dad! It's evil! Don't touch it!
Audevive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's good to be the King."
mcc_25_evan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the south call you, Jesรบs, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominoโs, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell."
RegalInferno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel the need, the need, for speed!"
Coqtailshrimp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT"
Joed112784 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck my life
KameKrazy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pull the lever Kronk
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:24:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong lever!
itsmebergs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
B1-66ERDK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung-fu
godlessfckr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit? Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
shoshiyoshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills."
Siriacus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FREEDOOOOOOOOOM!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
SabkaSathSabkaVikas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"After all these years?"
RedShirtDecoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT
WE WILL NOT VANISH WITHOUT A FIGHT
WERE GOING TO LIVE ON
WERE GOING TO SURVIVE
umbecauseican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could put six packs of b....soda in here.
u38cg2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain, there be whales here.
redranamber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
ADumbSmartPerson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can be my wingman anytime!
Proximal13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
vensmith93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"i did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, i did not hit her, i did nawwt...oh hi mark๏ปฟ"
valeyard89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously you're not a golfer
ThePelvicWoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milk was a bad choice!
NickTab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista baby."
RogerDeanVenture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The guards simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes?"
WhatTheFlyinFudge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So you're telling me there's a chance..."
cmrtyz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
".. AND MY AXE."
jibasaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Iceberg right ahead!"
cainezedd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"LOUD NOISES!"
Jmii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's clobberin time!!
rockidol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to being a hostess, it's part of my husband's work. And it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time, to get acquainted. So I'm perfectly prepared to start the ball rolling. I mean, I-I have absolutely no idea what we're doing here. Or what I'm doing here, or what this place is about, but I am determined to enjoy myself. And I'm very intrigued, and, oh my, this soup's delicious, isn't it?
mynamesyow19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch !?"
or
"Ezekiel 25:17"
A-Little-Stitious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SHOWWW MEEEE THEEEE MONEYYYYY!!!!"
PrrrromotionGiven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...I'm so fucked up."
cptstnkpnts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lloyd! Petey didn't have a head!
ReptarKeener ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JOHN BONHAM'S PLAYING MOBY DICK FOR REAL!!
Owadatsumi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going to need a bigger boat
TardFarts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show Me The Mmmoooonnneeeyyyy!
Toh-Nee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung-Fu"
OkArmordillo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not a tuma!"
callmepebbles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
Baaaaden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My precious
Genlsis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon.
mynamesyow19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But have you ever seen ___ ...on weed ?"
PerrinGoldeneyez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's only one man who would DARE to give me the raspberry - LONE STAR!"
2manyfinances ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is... a TASTY burger!
Marky_Merc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B-E-A-Utiful..
cyboii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You take the blue pill..."
ClassicLightbulbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck Heineken."
StrangeKittehBoops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!
FaithIsFoolish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
lampeskaerm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shit on my dick or blood on my knife"
iTryForPie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No Luke, I am your father."
SucukwithEgg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are not afraid of the dark are you?
cyboii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nuclear wessels"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know this because Tyler knows this."
ClubZen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IS THAT MY DAUGHTER IN THERE
HobbitFoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never tell me the odds!
Brochacho523 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UNLIMITED POWER
-thunderdome- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. I am your father.
chargingblue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
lampishthing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keyser Soze." It's said with an air of trepidation.
areunot_entertained ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny how? Like a clown? Do I amuse you?
Waffuru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'M NOT SHOUTING! ... All right, I AM shouting! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUT-" clunk
communistape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"BELONG? That's a very sexist way to talk about these bitches!"
dave8814 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes
ierc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought hurricane season was over
Level1Engineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did we just become best friends?!"
HobbitFoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets is wings.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I like the way you die, boy."
DealtxD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
gamer8321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the naval base in Alameda? It's where they keep the nuclear wessels.
Uhhhhh_huh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All I had to do is call and say "Hey I'm horny" and then fucking POOF! as if by some form of slut magic you'd appear, now why is that?
Spawnacus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are not a unique snowflake
Break_Ending ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forest run
Bluesmanimal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE QUOTE!!
Kimchi_boy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get your ass to Mars.
FightScene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon.
PoseyForPresident ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big Gulps huh?... Well, see ya later!"
bagpiperjohn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat!
Apathetic_Tea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M A LEAD FARMER MOTHAFUCKA!
gimli8008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the Schwartz be with you!"
CottonSC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was Kaiser Soze
Eliteforcejac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THATS A LOT OF NUTS"
whatlwantedwastaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gelato isn't vegan?"
"Milk and eggs bitch
lobster_conspiracy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aloha. My name is Mr. Hand.
tryingtofitin-dammit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uhโฆ did you say "yutes"?
Yeah, two yutes.
What is a yute?
Oh, excuse me, your honorโฆTwo youths.
SalteeKibosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So you're telling me there's a chance."
uroboros74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
Bob_Ultron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
woosh
Bob_Ultron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:51 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
woosh
Bob_Ultron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:37 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you for real?
kaloPA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone!
Bob_Ultron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
woosh
Bob_Ultron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:18 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
woosh
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
Bob_Ultron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:50:11 on June 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you for real?
Bob_Ultron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:02 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
woosh
ILoveToEatLobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Suck me, beautiful"
gitzky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Riiiichaaaaard.
shogun21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You stay. I'll go. No following."
cormac596 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I were any kind of a writer I'd send it in to the reader's digest for one of those most unforgettable c-characters you've ever met. He was a big time operator; always hustling, always scrounging.
notnhoj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we have here, is a failure, to communicate
Snivy_Whiplash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Benjamin is no one's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick."
scottpeden90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
J2quared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're not a god, you're not even a man, I bet your parents told you you were special, that you mean something"
Speedyjack1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?
-Rider- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is heavy Doc!
g1344304 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why do I gotta be Mr Pink?"
xenobuzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!"
"I don't know why we even HAVE that lever!"
"But they say every atom in our bodies was once part of star. Maybe I'm not leaving. Maybe I'm coming home."
"Goodbye, Izzy."
Dolpheus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee...
robp34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you ain't first, you're last.
Acta_Sancti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hail to the king, baby."
Jamma003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God himself couldnt sink this ship!
PrrrromotionGiven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Admittedly, I had to look it up because of the length, but it doesn't have to be exact for everyone to get it.
"You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it's crawling towards you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help.
But you're not helping.
Why is that?"
SeeingThings123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ok Jenny"
HobbitFoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is an entirely different situation all together now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's a fuckass?
Wizrdofcleavage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English mother fucker do you speak it?
bonked_or_maybe_not ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Candygram for Mongo.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now go home and get your shine box!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The moment I wake up. Before I put on my makeup. I say a little prayer for you.
DVG_NL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
popemichael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does this bird belong to you?"
You may not even get it with a screenshot
alegzandurr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me Smalls!
cyborg527 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blow it out your ass.
AdamVG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whattya mean I'm funny?"
1011011 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Daddy, would you like some sausage?"
Johnsonmattheww ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Forrest Gump. People call me Forest Gump.
DanG7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father.
Exiled_Badger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Cows... I hate cows worse than coppers..."
get_2_the_turret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fly, you fools!"
cyborg527 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
zoomzoom42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry
luckydc08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I want the truth!"
"You can't handle the truth!"
leafdude82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse
popejohnthebroiest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
mertvekendisi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You met me at a very strange time in my life.
videogamesandmusic2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
LEGOSTEEN11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These are not the droids you're looking for.
MirceaMi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you!"
StormRider2407 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quite a few for mine.
"The night is young, and you're so beautiful. B flat."
"A black sheriff?" "Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles."
"He deered to kill a king's dare. Ugh. He dared to kill a king's deer."
"You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs."
BillyChallenger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Third rule..."
leafdude82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death and taxes, Death and taxes..? Death? And taxes?
derpington1244 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Water sucks! It really really sucks!"
iamastaple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem"
lastcommandment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MURPHHHHH
tweegee9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i'm a Dapper Dan man!
videogamesandmusic2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To infinity...and beyond!
Sharknite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any of these 4 quotes:
Klaatu Barada N... Necktie
Klaatu Barada N cough
This... is my boomstick!
Shop Smart, shop S-Mart.
procushionist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do ya like THEM apples?
mysteriousbadass29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the odds be ever in your favor"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frreeeeedoooommmm" (said in Scottish accent)
joy4874 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life...Uhh...Finds a way.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, what a day, what a LOVELY DAY!
B-R-I-V-O-L-B-N-7-Q ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy Shnikees!
blatherer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guess this was the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.
SummerAndTinkles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's called a hustle, sweetheart."
Krebstar_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's no moon. That's a space station.
midnight_artist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With great power comes great responsibility.
Graniteman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend.
TheLyah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am you're friendly neighborhood spiderman
Ron_Jeremy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
__scubasteve_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This house is a fucking prison! On planet Bullshit! In galaxy this sucks CAMEL DICKS!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HACK THE PLANET!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
sufferpuppet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:44:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nailed it.
m3x1cAnNiNjA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That one quote about being somebody's father in star wars
iitouchedthebutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is butter a carb?"
montyxi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Osborne cox.
Hadisguisetoast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"... They may take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEEEEEDOMMMM!"
Twerkteem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But WHAT? My children are in need of medical assistance! And you can sit here and smugly lecture me on the importance of tests? Tests which exist to pigeonhole childrens potential, a thing which cannot possibly be measured, least of all by anal compulsive HUNS! And my husband may be a "large child," but that's none of your business! And my children may be rotten, but they're MINE. And I think that they're bright, and sensitive, so I have no doubts whatsoever about their intelligence. I do however have serious doubts about YOURS.
BonnieBubblegumBunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Game over, man! Game over!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ALLLLRIGHTY THEN"
Anthonyxzx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US.
NoNiceGuy71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead peaple.
electropickle_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok... I think I got it... But just in case, tell me the whole thing again because I wasn't listening.
lurkermclurkens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your Huckleberry
CalmerWithKarma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody puts baby in the corner"
Boshyman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With great power comes great responsibility
SurefireMooly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tonight, we are cancelling the apocalypse!
MycoBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good times, noodle salad
2000liftedcummins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Doh!"
Almost 30 seasons worth of shows right there.
ths1977 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But, why male models?
shadowokker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Spartacus!" Ah shit.
Trogdor_a_Burninator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Podaroo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The hiiiiiiills are aliiiiive"
tontokowalskie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enhance. Enhance. Enhance.
konidias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You never go full retard"
chillywilly321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where is she!!
Sjcolian27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HARRY?!?! DID YA PUT YER NAME IN THE GARBALAFAR!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
tonyrockihara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You have been weighed.....you have been measured...and you have been found wanting."
jettblack49 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why so serious?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I get, any of you cunts, a drink?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
im_the_Offish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big gulps huh? Alright!...Welp, see ya later!
leafdude82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
djl-jr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know where you live and seen where you sleep and I pray to all things holy your parents will cry when they see what I have done too you
trust_me_i_tell_lies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killin' me, Smalls!"
SkyWasTheRobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am Iron Man"
Okay, that might be cheating.
DelianSK13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They're coming to get you Barbara."
00100100bbr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
zihuatanejo
breezett93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meesa Jar Jar Binks!
leafdude82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stelllaaaaaaa
myhairsreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hail to the King, Baby!"
Dr_Injection ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud"
fgwrxfiend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think darkness is your ally?
TreeQuiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're sheltering enemies of the state, aren't you?"
GrahamrPolease ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"In order to do this, I must become Superman IV: The Quest for Peace."
leafdude82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avada kedavra!
InnovativeGam3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry"
Chuchoter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get in, loser. We're going shopping"
jabach531 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
RadicalOptimist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Lieutenant Aldo Raine, and I need me eight soldiers.
Gwanzi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WITNESS ME!
Cchristinamariee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So much room for activities"
MycoBro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:39:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catalina fuckin wine mixer
BongoKnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM BATMAN!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Witness me!
undercovermar-tyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"he ruined my dream journal!"
jabach531 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
tetrach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should have taken the money Toombs
AdmiralDewey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard, Harry
Punk45Fuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know"
BoSolaris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
bsuorangecrush1150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Blue, you're my boy!!!"
nowenhaxyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where are my testicles Summer?"
PuffSmaug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you
BillytheMagicToilet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flames. Flames on the side of my face....and the...Flames...
TieDyeShark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Zoe... I'm sorry I never ate your pussy. I'm gonna go back and eat all of it one day."
Ennion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a botanist.
HereistheChurch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's your car, dude?
twostickmen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Captain, My Captain.
jdbrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point.
Dizzygirlisdizzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Are you going to bark little doggie or are you going to bite?'
TheInfamousMonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Didn't know you liked to get wet, dog."
suitcasegnome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle.
btao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brawndo! It's what plants crave!
_Black_Cat_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me, Smalls!
Notoday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The duck may swim on the lake, but my daddy owns the lake
btao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who wants a mustache ride!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!"
kukaki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Littering and... littering aaaannnd...?"
TheGreekBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What we've got here, is a failure to communicate"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Heard your sister is going out with SQUEAK!"
Kinkfink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
pysience ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILSON!!!
Gunjoh99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And I get to tend the rabbits"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Spaceballs the t-shirt. Spaceballs the coloring book. Spaceballs the lunchbox. Spaceballs the breakfast cereal. Spaceballs the flamethrower. The kids love this one."
derek_j ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But why male models?"
Rainbownator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There can be only one"
Don't know if someone already posted this haven't gone that far.
Geeber24seven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET TO THE CHOPPA!
pysience ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quit your hollarin'!
ths1977 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unlearn
UncleMadness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One shall stand...one shall fall.
Swiftwaters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you wanna know how I got these scars?"
GameNCode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And like that, poof he's gone
Intrin_sick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I like about high school girls. Every year I get older; they stay the same age.
Snipetimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't ever touch a black man's radio, boy!"
rross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just taaap it in.
Cozman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a Man. I am an Anchorman!
tipof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: cringey jokes pretending to incorrectly guess the movie from the quote
drsfmd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They all float down here"
agent_scully2084 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...
And an athlete...
And a basket case...
A princess...
And a criminal...
Does that answer your question?
vlazuvius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bat country!
curry_killer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the choppa. NOW!
cokethesodacan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stay classy San Diego!
MrsRossGeller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody puts baby in the corner.
gezis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry"
Galfonz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
TonyWrocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dead or Alive you're coming with me"
GameronWV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're eating her.
And then they are going to eat me.
OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWD
nukeyocouch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude
Isweartoomuch7523 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That...is when the world...will end."
TheLove-maticGrandpa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up Donny!
Toxsi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
like a glove!
mgwccnv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard 'Arry"
Bladeshadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One shall stand.....One shall fall.
professor_max_hammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
60% of the time, it works every time
candidly1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So I got THAT going for me...which is nice."
TextbookBuybacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!
DolphKearneyJimbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get off my plane!
LAGreggM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What we got here is a failure to communicate."
MEGA_MJRS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He is the one you call to get rid of the Boogeyman. "
junpark7667 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a movie but.....
Hodor.
ChineseT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I see your Schwarts is bigger than mine!"
sirbroderic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'd fuck me."
Scrolled for a while and didn't see it
srmione ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Pizza dude's got 30 seconds"
kingmillzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This isn't nam Smokie there are rules!"
dylan89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father!
redditmortis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos."
redheadbigboobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adventure is out there!!!
writerlewis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But I want an Oompa Loompa noowwwww!
thegreenbead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big fat guy, I mean like orca fat...
janibus75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon
KcBrooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I felt like destroying something beautiful"
Hesreallyafro1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life
inittowinit3785 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's in the hole!!"
candyshampoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The wrong kid died, damn it."
KyalMeister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ratatouille? He must be joking!"
qdc261 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mi scusi, mi scusi!!!
i-touched-morrissey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"With God as my witness, I will never go hungry again!" "I don't know nothin' bout birthin' babies!"
tmoz12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mom! Meatloaf!"
throwmethebunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're the boy who lived."
gerusz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ill be back"
mdmc85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its soo goood. Once it hits your lips !
SecondhandUsername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Funny how?"
GIawen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!"
APackOfMongi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AAGH IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!!
tanman1975 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la Vista, baby!
Karagun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not seen anything like "I am Iron man" or "I'm batman" expected these kinds of comments ^
caracoleo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Coffee is for closers!"
jenram5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?!
pheasanttail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Great, or maybe we could get together and just eat a bunch of caramels."
cyama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello....Cluh-reese"
mdmc85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeeeres Johhnny!!
eyadams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I heard you struck my son."
tgt305 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I, am your father."
zmarsh01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"
tetrach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is why it's called the present.
mdmc85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey You Guys!
MeerkatAttack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if you can dodge a wrench...you can dodge a ball
SexysReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman"
PerInception ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I KILLED your cat, you druggie bitch!"
Eyeseaweiner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like some kind of hot tub time machine.
TheGrim1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They got everything here from a diddled-eye Joe to a damned if I know.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby...
pabbenoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Enough is enough, i've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane"
zeronyne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put that coffee down. Coffee's for closers.
cryptyq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!"
CW_73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHATS IN THE BOX?!?!
Dhinojosa94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I AM your father"
factsangeryou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No...I am your father."
amslaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you
Somewhat-irrelevant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doc!
bee_like ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eeeeeeeeeevaaaaaaaaah
spinkelben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't handle the truth!
ChineseT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Yippie ki yah, mudda f*ker!"
edit: this was already mentioned. doh
SG111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Do you get my popular movie reference?
SungMatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming!
Blonde_Chick_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll have what she's having."
Desirai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:48:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this was the first part I ever saw of that movie the first time I saw it on tv.
oomomow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything they built will fall. And from the ashes of their world, we'll build a better one
Pikman14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"In case I don't see ya', good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight."
lemanjb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did not hit her! I did not! Ohi Mark...
SabkaSathSabkaVikas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Expecto Patronum!"
rosuko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
phone home
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Listen, there's something you should know about me... about inception. An idea is like a virus, resilient, highly contagious. The smallest seed of an idea can grow. It can grow to define or destroy you."
frqnkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
According to all known laws of aviation,
---suhdude--- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU NEED ME ON THAT WALL."
furryburgers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GET TO ZE CHOOPPAA!!!"
The_Goondocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Playin' with my money is like playing with my emotions."
fatalspoons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry
SungMatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I can't believe it. I'm being beaten by a rug."
FishtanksG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME!
Dimovar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gettin' too old for this shit."
ArturiusVandelayus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I KNOW THAT, FAGEL!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your Move, Creep."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." pretty classic if you ask me.
LearnedHowToSpoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"These drug cartels represent a clear and present danger to the national security of the United States."
anxious_rider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ate SAND?
gonnageturbooty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This wedding is horseshit."
The_Goondocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't got any bullshit left. I just ran out, you see.
zeroji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Youโre a wizard, Harry
CP1228 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obligatory "I am your father."
simmonsg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEDOM!
jhankm1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bueller?
...Bueller?
......Bueller?
The-Tyrone-Biggums ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Howard Hughes, the aviator."
Capzor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They hate us cuz' they anus
takhesis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Wyzack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got two guns, one for each of ya"
iamanalien2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Release....me!
Atlasium_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chica chica yeahhhhhh
Scott367 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We don't need no stinking badges
bcg_music ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I see dead people."
TheDonOfDons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HONEY! WHERE IS MY SUPER-SUIT?!
shicky1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be baack"
AleisterLaVey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come with me if you want to live.
bazfoobar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ni!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"On any given Sunday you're gonna win or you're gonna lose. The point is - can you win or lose like a man?"
Agent00Snail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BWAAAAAAAAAAA
Desirai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow
logicdsign ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire, off the Shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark, near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time.. to die...
dangerman1o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
zaclis7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Laser"
TheReader911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
Henniferlopez87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Come with me if you want to live."
pmsnow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Over the line!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fly, you fools!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh! Did somebody step on a duck?!"
MilkFroth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm tired of these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!
WheresThaGravy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Be the ball.
montano2010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata
hablomuchoingles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
A few favorites from different films, let's see who can guess them:
I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
Here's the thing about our clerics: some of them really do teach us about the holy Qu'uran, and that's fantastic. Some of them are out there protecting our repressed brothers and sisters. And some of them are beardy-weirdy fuckers who make shit up!
What do you propose? We roam the country living on the land, like Bonnie and Clyde... and Clyde?
This is Sammy Davis Jr. Jr... She is Grandfather's Seeing Eye bitch. Father purchased her for him not because he believes Grandfather is blind, but because a Seeing Eye bitch is also a good thing for people who pine for the opposite of loneliness. In truth, Father did not purchase her at all, but merely retrieved her from the home for forgetful dogs. Because of this, she is not a real Seeing Eye bitch, and is also mentally deranged.
We're not playing Spin the Bottle; how old are we? More importantly, how old are they?
When I left this apartment there were two dead people... How many are there now?
The FBI lad, probably hadn't had this much fun since they burned all those kids up in Waco.
Look at that. All night long, people have been treating us like royalty. In London, the journalist's motto is, "Everybody hates us, and we don't care."
SabkaSathSabkaVikas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manners maketh men!
indiscretus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up Donnie!
LimiTIesS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I got a belly full of white dog shit and now you're gonna lay this shit on me!"
DarkuSinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard, Harry!
theunfilteredtruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, each prayer accepted and each wish resigned.
theunfilteredtruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someday we might look back on this and decide that saving Private Ryan was the one decent thing we were able to pull out of this whole godawful, shitty mess.
theunfilteredtruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His paintbrush painted that vanilla sky.
VickiVail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you crying? Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball!
BuildingMy1stPC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's colon. I get cancer. I kill Jack.
bolyosis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Jurassic Park.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you saying 'meow'?"
AngryFanboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Do you know how I got these scars?'
squallxgamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This house is a fucking prison! ย On Planet Bullshit! ย In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!"
mudkip5life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish
MrDreamThief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KHAN!!!!!!
dradams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They mostly come out at night . . . mostly."
SirRollin987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scotch scotch scotch. Here it goes down. Down into my belly.
chubbyhorse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is now now. Everything that's happening now, is happening now. What happened the then? When? Now. We missed it. When will then be now? Soon.
wvurocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
GingerDingir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Forrest Gump. They call me Forrest Gump".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WITNESS ME"
karatechop125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not fuckin leaving!!!
A7X4REVer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your NECK!"
ddddbones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hold onto your butts. "
KevinOnTheRise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
-My personal homemade porno.
PM_your_boobs_girls_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling"
AngryFanboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility'
SabkaSathSabkaVikas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you talking to me? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got two rules. Don't touch my fucking percocets, and do you have any percocets?
Agent1108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A day may come when the courage of men fails and we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship but it is not this day!
idonthatetobethatguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yer a wizard, Harry."
stevenmc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adrian!
SMallery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Foosball is the debil"
grAegis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's Johnny!"
KhabaLox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coffee is for closers.
MouseRat_AD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3rd place is 'you're fired'!
IceGun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rubber dingy rapids bro
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know kung fu."
SparseProse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stupid is what stupid does.
concisekinetics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the booooooxxxxx
Bay1Bri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But why male models?"
dreblunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"never go full retard"
SodaCanSuperman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What is your major malfunction?!"
Carbonoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Play it again Sam, for old times sake.
KhabaLox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
LYSERGER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big gulps, huh? Welp, see ya later.
CreaselessAlarm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ogres are like onions
lelental ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You remind of the babe.
nickmoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
myhairsreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FOUR MILLION DOLLAZ??!!
Peripheral72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means."
ydaani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tay in the way! Tay in the way
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am not a gun"
chryskelly_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
chryskelly_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:50:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the obligatory "that's not the quote" post. I know...
KhabaLox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Mezzylu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bye Felicia
promatthewhd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How can you be so obtuse?
Marmitecashews ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not bad I'm just drawn that way.
Hopefully I have got it correct.
thaboom42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one time at band camp...
Zardoz84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"KHAAAAAAAN!"
VolofTN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a daisy if you do!
RNG3nius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're tearing me apart Lisa!"
I_Are_Human7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I WANT A GODDAMN LITER O'COLA!"
KelsosaurusRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no, it's a cardigan, thanks for noticing!
idrewyou21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey McFly!"
galamakazaba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTA!
Jill-Sanwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And like that... poof. He's gone.
puma243 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Sparta!!!
mee320 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alrighty, then.
asthmaticotter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
MoistLagsna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
JimothyAlun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And I want my scalps."
SnarkyMcSnarkyPants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some huge friggin' guy!
pointAndKlik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is heavy doc!
_Mr-Floyd_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KAHNNNN!
Redditwatter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So that's it huh? We the patsies, some kinda... Suicide Squad ?
Born2dodishes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dude abides.
chuckymack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge."
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
"You know how I know you're gay?"
"Sixty percent of the time, it works every time."
"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
"Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya."
diceruler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I volunteer as tribute"
MD2612 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Five minutes Turkish"
the_BIGHEAD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now youse can't leave"
bp92009 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well John wasn't exactly the Boogeyman. He was the one you sent to kill the fuckin' Boogeyman.
Ketchupbeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakunah matata
HPNimbus2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna matata
Vip3r20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I AM....MRS.....NESSS-BIT!!!"
legos_on_the_brain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Earf.
DoesThisMakeMeLookFa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jennaaaaay!
AwesomeTrinket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away...
Billy_The_Squid911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B-E-A-UTIFUL!
SaladBurner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"In order to do this, I must become Superman IV: The Quest for Peace."
oskarc13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard,Harry!
geak78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti.
ChimiGod26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back."
KhabaLox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't touch my tots
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're an inanimate fucking object!"
I guess that only gives it away to fans of the movie, but still.
lavren9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these MOTHAFUCKING SNAKES on this MOTHAFUCKING PLANE"
CaffeineJag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me fifth element supreme being
Krankenflegel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon..."
BossManJohnson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And my axe!"
mylemagne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's to you kid"
wvurocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say car Ramrod"
TheDabbath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
peach, i could eat peach for hours
DrWooooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yippee ki yay Mother Fucker!"
omgsiriuslyzombi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bob. Bob had bitch-tits."
"WILSON!!!! WILLLLLSOOOOOON!!!!!!!
"Hello, Clarice."
"Defend yourself from what? Zie Germans, Tommy?"
EnclaveHunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are a TOY!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the boooox!
habitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you ain't first, you're last"
pseudoRobit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is fargin' war!"
Lazarix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bond.... James Bond
PM_HUGS_4_HUGS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista,... baby
potentpotables ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to the rock
wtf_am_i_doin_here ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name's Buck and i'm here to fuck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WAZAAAAAAAAAAAA
OrangePaper7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DONT LET ME LEAVE MURPH
Gmd88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody puts baby in the corner.
Guthree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If someone asks if your a god, you say YES.
blind_bob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't talk about it.
Jornadapro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yes they deserve to Die! And I hope they burn in HELL!"
WorthlessPainJunkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hand me the motherfucking keys you motherfucking cocksucker motherfucker.
Agent1108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oxfords, not brogues.
unknownreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Check out the big brain on Brad.... You're a smart mother fucker, that's right.
ryazn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity and beyond!"
KhabaLox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
ancientspeedgod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I'm a goofy goober yeah
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
stop trying to make fetch happen.
16thSchnitzengruben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
15 is my limit on Schnitzengruben baby
michvisb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the war room!
slizzerian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S LIKE AN ORAAANGE ON A TOOTHPICK!
PizzaWithKetchup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't you, forget about me"
Even if it's just part of a well-known song that plays at the closing credits.
aethariel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Greater Good"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It must be...some kind of...Hot Tub Time Machine."
looks at camera
Just4Lulzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TRY GETTING INTO DORSIA NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD!
offsafety ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista, baby"
donn_jolly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, Luke, I am your father..."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P Sherman wallaby way Sydney
ryvr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For.ev.er.
ihtaws23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Remember, remember: the 5th of November...
offsafety ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should not drink, and bake.
frogma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big gulps, huh? Alright! Well, see ya later!
IcarusThePupperoni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoyo. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
kittyylick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink"
Among SO many others.
AvatarWaang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch?"
kravex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So that's what an invisible barrier looks like"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, Im out." Today is my last day at the gas station and i start at Google tomorrow. Excited AF. Im so doing this today to my boss who is my good friend and a great manager. He will laugh.
steveozzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We need a bigger boat.
I-Do-Doodles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where. Is. My. Super Suit!?"
shuster28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did we just become best friends?"
kitteh_kitteh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry!"
gzar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For you.
Braxman5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them!!"
felixfelix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This will be the highlight of my day."
ThatLexxyFellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, Luke. I AM your father" is one of the most instantly recognisable lines, even if people remember it wrong always.
cmchunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say KILL EM ALL!
mostlyhrmls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
lookseeseen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money, or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare?
takingbutterore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me."
buster_de_beer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get in, get on with it, get it over with and get out. Get it?
Got it.
Good.
puffdragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's notย whoย you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you.
Planerkris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You mean to tel me, that you made a time machine, out of a Delorean?!"
Cereyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"KEVIN!"
_jaime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"STTEEEVVEEE......STEVE MADDEN"
DJ-CucumberSlice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I g-g-got a good braaiiinnn
Peeka789 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you
blueoccult ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you!
Twauk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wise men say: Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza" Watching the look creep over people face as they slowly remember this quote has been the highlight of my week.
offsafety ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"BUT I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST BECAUSE I'M GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH, AND BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPIIIINE!!!"
Shakezula69iiinne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All I wanna know is... who's coming with me maaaannnn?"
caboose979 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You killed my father. Prepare to die."
BalanceGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't believe in tipping"
catapillar_cataclysm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!!!"
rikkitikkifuckyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Donny, you're out of your element.
DjHyro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
followingfreeways ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're a bird, I'm a bird.
stinkycheese89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โI have come here to chew bubblegum and kick assโฆ and Iโm all out of bubblegum.โ
Missingfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a fucking inanimate object!"
Dragonheadthing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ruuuuun!"
Billy_Mays_Hayes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's like a.....hot tub time machine"
Agerstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum - and I'm all outta bubblegum!
phantom0209 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm bleeding , making me the victor"
Devicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One does not simply walk into Mordor."
CucumberGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're the Guardians of the Galaxy, bitch"
mostlyhrmls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's lookin' at you, kid.
ryazn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is this? A center for ants?
MadmanDJS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's good to see you again Clarice
inyrface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
Ellefied ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yarp
Billybluejeans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where we're going we don't need roads"
Shophaune ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want me to send up another plane? I'll do it the second you get up here and put your ass in the co-pilot's seat, sir!
Imthecoolestdudeever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend.
I think we are going to need a bigger boat.
Once we hit 88 miles out hour, we are going to see some serious shit.
mynameeis_jeff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leave the gun, take the cannoli.."
theaestheticgamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ohana means family"
bluereddit2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Shinzo348 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BecausePhysics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father.
ksiyoto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Houston, we have a problem.
crazyhomie34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight club"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish
SarahHasJuice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
see username ^
Asphult_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MARTHA!!!!!"
GenuineInterested ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
humma__kavula ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dear Dr. Sadler. Welcome to Jurassic Park
MaerwenEvenstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Always"
AshantiMcnasti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bumblebee Tuna
TekGeenyus17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have a bad feeling about this."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to have your abortion.
n0remack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tonight a Comedian dies.
The_ill_Advisor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would the shit that they birthed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, Paul!"
ShooTa666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeshh mssshh money penny* *
You can be my wingman anytime.
You spin me right round ......
2boredtocare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the schwartz be with you!
Maccaroney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Broken hearted hoover fixer sucker guy.
CoreJJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We will find a way, we always have.
MOISTbucketFART ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I ain't got no agua.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Professor?! Can you wire my head directly into the main battle grid?"
"Dammit, I can wire anything directly into anything! I'm the Professor!"
ImRevv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass
bluereddit2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What year is it?
samadamsNL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope you have a big trunk... because I'm puttin' my bike in it.
grimenishi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a tasty burger!
Or
Zed's dead baby.
Pkustki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Ingio Montoya. You killed my father. Perpare to die.
iambillbrasky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa.
koncs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then...?
swillis93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How would you like to suck my balls?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could have your face on a wheaties box, but thats okay because I dont need ya.
mattimus18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
While sitting in a caravan... "do ya like degs?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I aim to misbehave.
mhrogers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're an inanimate fucking object!
adowner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses
ThatLexxyFellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now I've seen everything!"
"Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?"
"No..."
"Well then, you haven't seen everything."
Kinky_boots14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As You Wish
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I aim to misbehave."
adowner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the Schwartz be with you!
RexOfPestilence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I have a machine gun. Ho - Ho - Ho
UntamedRedBeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry
Fryeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โMartin, itโs all psychological. You yell, โBarracuda,โ everybody says, โhuh, what?โ You yell โShark,โ weโve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.โ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude, where's your car?"
milocharlie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and... dodge."
-GeneralDerp- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hi"
Ginnipe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at me. Look at me.
I am the captain now.
King_Theseus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YAAAAA! SOBENYAAAAA!
irascible7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
digonthis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Adrian!"
johngreenink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't fuck with me, fellas!"
mysteryman457 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Because I was inverted."
MDef255 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Scwhing!"
DocProfessor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Great Scott!"
djmccarty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B-E-A-UTIFUL!
smufking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alllllllllllllllllllllllrriiighty then
Anarchojoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is something I can't remember right now you killed my father, prepare to die
GuitarGod91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
StuHardy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"None of you understand.
I'm not locked up in here with you.
You're locked up in here with me!"
crazyisthenewnormal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sink me!"
crazyisthenewnormal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sink me!"
FailFastandDieYoung ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ADRIAN!"
sadistic_midget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would like to have seen Montana.
p6r6noi6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"John wasn't exactly the Boogeyman. He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman."
"Oh."
adowner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
area88guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come out to the coast, get together, have a few laughs...
DrDragon13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?"
thereisonlyoneme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'd be great.
Keeks9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET TO THA CHOPPAAAA
ssenniug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A threat to liberty here, is a threat to liberty everywhere.
A bit of an obscure one for ya.
Heywood__Jablowme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I dont want fop god damnit! I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
Hiredgun77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What are you doing!???
...docking...
BigOldCar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life, uh, finds a way."
"Pfft. I brought scientists. You brought a rock star."
napalmagranite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yo baby yo baby yo !
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put. The. Glasses. ON!"
tissues4urissues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
HutchinsonianDemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
Juicedcow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend.
primalchrome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wanna get Capone? Here's how you get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone!
BigOldCar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mostly they come out at night. Mostly."
broseph_johnson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where we're going, we don't need roads."
brodeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have HAD it, with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."
djenzei7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'."
neimsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to poop back and forth.
weiglert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love lamp"
cygnenoire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stars. Can't do it. Not today.
Jboswell23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How can there be a paper jam when there is no paper jam!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YARP
thinrwazhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Say hello to my little friend"
uphiguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Houston, we have a problem...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's colon. If I get cancer, I kill Jack.
Kappa_Swaggins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippie-Kayak Otherbuckets!
No wait, that isn't it...
JonVisc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like a glove!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You guys play here too?!?!
BigBoBPitts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"King Kong ain't got shit on me"
Ready2Ruumble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yarp
HoboWithABoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ABC. A Always B Be C Closing. ALWAYS. BE. CLOSING."
jorellh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god you say YES!
richyg82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now he said sick um,but what I heard was chopper sick balls!
Guttgupp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
''GET TO DA CHOPPER''
draggadon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!" I used the censored version because it's infinitly better
WhatsEngrish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ghraysone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Father, The sleeper has AWAKENED!!!"
hoobla-D-doobla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aim for the bushes"
Gizzardess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll shoot your eye out!
Isaac0398 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If your not first! Your last!"
Sezess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can die for your country, but I'm going to live for mine.
Vorret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
WeoftheThing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dude abides.
NerJaro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE ARE YOU FROM SOLDIER?
THE_Masters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For the Alliance!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Paaaancaaakes.... PAAAAANCAAAAKES"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat
Yrcrazypa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is my boomstick!
4_12_2016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brennan has a mangina!
oldark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these mothafuckin' snakes, on this mothafuckin' plane!"
bloodthorn1990 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
say hello to my little friend!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."
antimutable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now what we have here is a failure to communicate
Hopsingthecook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.
El-Rey1988 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am not left handed.
maralieus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"8 year olds dude"
nonoraptor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property"
writtensparks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me Smalls."
enoughwithcats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
gingerteapot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
''Coffey', like the drink but spelled different'
dangeraws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I. Drink. Your. Milkshake. I DRINK IT UP!
Djrobl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.
YokoOnoTelefono ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shyeah....and monkeys might fly out of my butt.
drew2057 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some men just want to watch the world burn
Wolvenheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"KAAAHHHNNNN!!"
lbmouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is there a doctor in the fish?"
HartyHeartHeart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A dรฉjร vu is usually a glitch in the matrix... It happens when they change something."
WillyNaps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a peacock captain, you gotta let me fly on this one!"
oldschoolsanta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Texas, huh? Only steers and queers come from Texas and you don't much look like a steer so I guess that narrows it down"
russianr0ulett3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know who you are, but I will find you , and I will kill you
Syr_Enigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That belongs in a museum!"
AgentInfinity1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke I am your father
Goodgardo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
jarrettbrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.
yttropolis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're waiting for a train..."
treetraffick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mohammed jihad"
martyRPMM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not your fault."
Porra69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The human torch was denied a bank loan.
george_kaplan1959 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was cured all right
seibs90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're Killin' Me Smalls!"
Ilmanfordinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did not hit her! It's not true, it's bullshit! I did not hit her, I did naaht...Oh, hi Mark.
dub_side ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father!
THE_MAD_GERMAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yippee Kay-ya mother fucker"
truce_m3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at hello.
sirfuzzworth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you ain't first you're last.
Foximus_Prime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th 1945.
Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
TheTrotters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have a competition in me."
Modaize ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I aim to misbehave.
anxious_anatomist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You must be here to fix the cable."
MrDiddelz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you wana build a snowman?
ColdPizzaAtDawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name was Robert Paulson.
fisharia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bingo.
LumberLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who's that stumblin' around in the dark? State your business or prepare to ger winged!
the_t00th ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GIMME THE KEYS YOU COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER
cityofklompton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone come see how good I look!
dnoginizr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.
hoyboss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry."
WhatredditorsLack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The name of the movie is Star Wars."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schwing!
joeality ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker
fisharia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bingo.
Spike92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where all da white women at?!"
johnnybones23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get the fuck off my obstacle!
OutsmartBullet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE
Sleepless_Devil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"
theproducer0210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
jorellh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her so much, it...it...it... flames... flames, on the sides of my face, breathing...breathless...heaping breaths... heathing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
rkoonce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my li'l freen
soul_slinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We can't stop here... this is bat country!!
raisingazfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Son, you got a panty on your head
nickgrnleaf13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, man. I'm, The Dude!!!
mnjvon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember, remember the fifth of November of gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should ever be forgot."
klcrossman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't handle the truth!
fatalmedia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So you're telling me there's a chance..."
montague68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy"
wolfboy612 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard.
ka0s_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you don't chew big red, then fuck you.
llbrewer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump.
RiceCooker15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MY PRECIOUS!"
Illeo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DONKEY!
spyker54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All work and no play makes jack a dull boy"
JesusFappedForMySins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm an old man, full of regret, waiting to die alone..."
TheDistinguishedYeti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You remind me of the babe.
Cakalusa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Samsonite! I was way off."
Trainer_joeys_ratata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not a student, so I can say whatever the fuck I want, you chimp-fucking little bastard!
l_dont_even_reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard, harry
realjaso7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not gonna happen."
Josetheone1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, hi Mark"
ImSterling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father..."
smartly_pooping ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leeloo Dallas Multipass [holds up multipass]
micahsa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jefe, what is a plethora?
istandforgnodab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THATS ALOT OF NUTS!!!!
senkosalwayswork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane.
Oquela30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse
Voltaire2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Houston we have a problem."
Robotmassacre538 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads"
Random_Blue_Zebra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a snake in my boot!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bond. James Bond. :)
shaq992 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will find you, and I will kill you
FearAndLawyering ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Actually, it's just one swan."
candymoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no Dana, there is only Zule.
thebigspec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I - dentical!"
wolfenkraft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not trapped in here with you! You're trapped in here with me!
Dachande1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P-A-R-T. Y? Because I gotta!
Quarteg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
codecoder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
DatGuyUknow20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna wreak it
highasakite91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach- around!
I'll be watching you!
Mefic_vest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
โShut it downโฆ shut it aaaaalllll down!โ
Because that one may have been too vague, here is another:
โwhat kind of killer do you think stops to save a dying fish?โ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink."
aweslog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1.21 gigawatts?
C0rocad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park"
powlette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yer a wizard Harry!"
delaboots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What we have here is failure to communicate"
Maxilium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It belongs in a museum!
ChasetheMoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Exercise gives you endorphin's. Endorphin's make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands."
Stuke00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead people
Imnotawizzard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know you love me."
NakedSnakeCQC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a fucking choir boy compared to me a choir boy!!!!!
kmhpaladin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CONN, SONAR, CRAZY IVAN!
Nice_tophat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Touch my bass Rebecca. TOOOOOUCH MYYYYYY BAAAAAAASSSSSS!
Neon_Scrotum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put... the bunny... back... in the box.
showtimebabies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. rumor has it Arafat buys his there.
Dani_California_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For Narnia, and for Aslan!
yayster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
superbatranger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You idiots! These are not them! You captured their stunt doubles!"
biohazard1041 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"dude"
inheritor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
TrGu3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
shine_on ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
bat-fink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How about them apples?"
zbatteer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, well, you know. That's just like. Your opinion, man.
fieldisrequired ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
natheri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well holy shit. He actually was the lord of the rings."
potomiso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry"
Torger083 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Some motherfucker's always tryina ice-skate uphill."
PopePolarBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whats in the box!
gumbi77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
give ME the keys you fucking cocksucker.
EyeScreamCone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule is, you don't talk about...
Chinnpoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You went over my helmet?
Akroter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not like this
Jodythejujitsuguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can be my wingman anytime.
anomalous_cowherd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D'ya like dags?
neong87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not your fault.
RainbowColoredMind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney"
Josetheone1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the basket?"
kintamas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello my name is Johnny Knoxville"
rebeccacarolin3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's SO Fetch!"
HalfandHoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!"
draven501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
jtroye32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey you guyyyyys!
maahhkus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is our Independence Day!
AthiestCowboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alllllllllllllllllllllllllrighty then"
amrith777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Carpe Diem.
Plokje ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's leviOsa, not leviosA...
Patriot9800 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry
SpidyFreakshow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon"
Deetorious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going to need a bigger boat
CarsAndGuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I drink your milkshake!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have to go see about a girl"
Aurora_Fatalis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating... and it gets everywhere.
drrhythm2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious. And quit calling me Shirley.
Pola_Xray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now go get your fucking shinebox!"
you_was_a_toad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What? No!
Zeroxore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wilhelm scream.
crjuarez7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
JustAnotherFreya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
WGebhart25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
svlad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
Lasertag124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fish are friends not food!
hifistereotype ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got two guns. One for each of you.
Moridn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are the Commando Elite! Everything else, is just a toy!
mrmontan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS!!"
Glenathon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Maybe this is 'As Good as it Gets'"
A-wild-comment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tis but a flesh wound"
FuckDaRedditPolice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Earth"
319Skew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Jack's Nipples."
Walker_ID ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who's the mastah?
gurenkagurenda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a bingo!
ZephyrPro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Everything changed when the fire nation attacked"
ChafedTaint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be your huckleberry.
richard_to ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
MiceyMen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're waiting for a train."
nokdeez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You remind me of the babe.
reddit6500 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get your ass to Mars
bpastore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't handle the truth!"
wilsonhhuang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILSONNNNNNNNNNNNNN
diberlee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ADRIAAAAAANNNN!
tydestra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No one puts baby in the corner."
Trazal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend..
thebiggestandniggest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eeeeeevah
hanoian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What was he, a Chinese lollipop man?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HO....HO.....HO...
MorallyDeplorable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew it, he's The One.
j3rbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where is the rum?!
ktappe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Several heavily-upvoted quotes that I had to Google to learn the movie.
tizz66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sanka, ya dead?"
Bomphuzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
unleashed123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead
igbayotumscray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU BOYS LIKE MEX EE KO?
Silver_in_Goldstin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead people.
dood1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody puts baby in the corner
blaqmass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm here about the broken refrigerator"
DepartmentofLabor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung Fu."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well... that's just your opinion maaan.
Am I the only one who gives a fuck about the rules!
slomantm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of course fokin of course.
Sploxy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man! Game over!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
jermzdeejd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The truth! You can't handle the truth!
acogs53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys.
30frames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hail to the king, baby.
Blade_Omega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Pokemon aren't meant to fight... not like this."
jquintus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coffee is for closers
herennius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm so tired of all these star wars..."
tgdypete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud"
plalm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know how I know you're gay?
Silver_in_Goldstin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No one puts Baby in a corner.
DogblockBernie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
msstark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
harrisonguord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?"
"Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?"
"'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi."
FlyingDman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest, run!
flylikeIdo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"fly you fools!"
I was about to say it isn't even a major line but I guess abandoning him is
nonoraptor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hey Mark."
marjstewbax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a too-mah.
bearinmyoatmeal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, Benson... Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.
falcon537 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
williamwashere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"KHAN!"
dent308 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No matter where you go, there you are.
aharl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown."
MovieFlask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?!"
Kingdonk0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:19:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lumberg fucked her.
BlueJeansWhiteT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut up, Richard."
LordPutana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby!
SentientHuntress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Feed me, Seymour!"
mighty_Sandvich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, Baby.
Licard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
What_up_with_that_yo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum". Watched this for the first time yesterday. Masterpiece!
Eltotsira ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.
hypnoganja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Small moves, Ellie. Small moves."
TooTallTrey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's the one that says bad mother fucker"
bullet494 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What do we got here? A fucking comedian? Private joker!
breadnbutterfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung-fu.
RossLikeSauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Neo."
tambor333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kingdonk0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HDS, coming through.
allocater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Today we celebrate our
Kingdonk0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Missile launch.....OH SHIT!
ETChunter95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
Kingdonk0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never get in a land war in Asia!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody move a muscle"
JytteAzelle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... This IS SPARTAAAH
jwfutbol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have exercised the demons.
eoghanf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One gay beer for my gay friend. And one normal beer for me, because I am normal"
Finaglers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Innnnnpuuuut. More MORE input!!!
chingkhana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a beautiful chocolate man!
PuddnheadAZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!
Whiteseraph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AWildCookieMonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold onto your butts
beastson1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HELLO!" (but you have to say it in a high pitched voice with a slight hint of old British lady accent; for easy mode, put cake frosting all over your face.)
mumfywest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world."
RogueKitteh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yer a wizard, Harry."
ericzhi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
remember, remember, the fifth of November
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why male models?
draekia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wiiiiiiish!"
thatguywithabeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILLLSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
ferdsays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
King Kong ain't got shit on me!
UncleTogie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry..."
RitZ_oNe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my lil' friend!
VeXoR1718 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You cant handle the truth!"
CORY_IS_MY_WAIFU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like the way you die, boy.
pharohdigg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say ello to my lillil friend
Rorschachd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
EightyHM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Houston, we have a problem.
hambone594 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you touch my drumset?!"
kayohbe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box?!"
chicubfan08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads. Where we are going we don't need roads.
Sterlingwhitegold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Freeeeeeedddddoooooooommmmmmmmm!!!!!"
Geekfest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the Force be with you, always."
Valiante ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going we don't need.. roads.
Drjakeadelic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.
Kickingandscreaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leave the gun. Take the Cannoli
randomasker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The enemy gate is down.
TyrantKronos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Better out than in, I always say!"
sh0rtSt4ck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big Gulps, huh? Welp, catch ya later!"
Jolly_Bones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
DiddleStudios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion."
Sk8tr_Boi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
Batrok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โThatโs what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.โ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No Stairway. Denied!"
rilsoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
The_Punniest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the thing I like about these high school girls.
Autilite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not your fault
Full_Of_Win ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You met me at a very strange time in my life.
InsistantLover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You'll shoot your eye out!"
lingo4300 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna matata!
sseidl88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
iForgotmypsswrd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED! *
WriterVAgentleman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a Castawayyyyy"
hickory_hill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father."
Emma-lucy-loo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm flying, Jack!" Or "Paint me like one of your French girls."
Wait__Whut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They're in the computer"
Keytrun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much any of my man Sam Jackson's lines.
Geekfest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What do we got in this thing, a Cuisinart?!?"
GonzoMojo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass....and I am all out of chewing gum..."
acolyte_to_jippity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We Kill the Batman.
NetherReporter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then?
Silver_in_Goldstin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you build it, he will come.
Swimguy72125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Has it been 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?"
number_six ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
InsanitysCandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know now that my wife has become host to a Kandarian demon. I fear that the only way to stop those possessed by the spirits of the book is through the act of... bodily dismemberment."
Geekfest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung Fu."
xPopcornTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
Silver_in_Goldstin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Listen: do you smell something?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That rug really tied the room together. Did it not!?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
fifty_shades_of_dre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I'm batman"
NoOne0507 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't fight in here, this is the war room!
SmashyQ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hakuna matata!"
ManBearPaul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His name is Robert Paulson."
LeBgcanuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you gotta go, you gotta go!
llswws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a pirate's life for me"
TiGeeeRRR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
The_Jomo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Can't believe it hadn't been said yet.
mrhooch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There can be only one!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always
MindJail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, Harry.
runplaysleeprun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I killed Mufasa"
Skegetchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to the chopper!"
agape77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He hates these cans!"
grawvyrobber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor."
flipakko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What? No!
mrhooch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, -I- am your father!
trevize1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[Wilhelm scream]
joblagz2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How can I explain this to you differently? The battery is dead. It ceased to live. It's deceased now."
hunterhunting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead people.
Geekfest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inconceivable!"
bingo1231 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, hi Mark!
Kalom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not my tempo
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who am I? I'm Spiderman"
elementell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So long, and thanks for all the fish"
BuzzWeedle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What have we got here, a fucking comedian, Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister"
1987supertramp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you feel lucky Punk?"
BrewBrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm ur huckleberry
wuzart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman"
nibbins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lok'tar Ogar!
Bucky_Dun_Gun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND."
SkinsWiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
Illsaveit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllrigthy then!"
Jsoul28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a bad feeling about this
ouzo796 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's some bad hat Harry"
Deathranger999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish."
Dr_Prof_Satan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?"
Atlien4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
groovy baby
Carolinannutrs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
idgarad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This ... is my BOOMSTICK"
StealthRabbi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I LOVE BEING A TURTLE!
Bucky_Dun_Gun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Get your stupid fucking rope."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I need to know what I stand to lose."
"Everything."
Allez_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's got electrolytes, it's what plants crave.
Squashthehamster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
extreeeeme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber
_Fish_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I see dead people."
NoFunHere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You scuffed my anchor!
arial52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick!
sosamarshall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English, mother fucker, do you speak speak it!?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am iron man
SirRosstopher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You use this word, alcoves?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're so stupid, Rose!
havokia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you're killing me, smalls!"
TheUnderPuppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ma! The meatloaf!
Jsoul28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Language?!
FlawedPrototype ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it your first night at fight club you have to FIGHT.
ezbik000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We can't stop here...this is bat country!"
FROGATELLI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!
_Fish_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I wanna play a game"
AcaciaWildwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset.
OpposablePinky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sloth love Chunk.
James_099 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's my goddamn latte?!
dubbz002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So you're saying there's a chance"
Willymaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't handle the truth!
justsomeguy83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
we were somewhere near Barsto, in the middle of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold
Selbaj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Got anymore of them french fried taters? Mmmhm.
fontain06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SHOOOOOTTTTT HEEERRRRRRRR"
three2em ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead people
antifrost101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There were a few times when I wasn't hard. But then I thought of you, and got hard. I got so hard... So hard... Just thinking of you... I got hard... Oh so hard..."
Technically this is the past tense, so not the title.
exfrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lilu dalas Multipas
DiogenesLied ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we've got here is failure to communicate
Turbulentclusterhunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ni!
Sdgnuipaegr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Batman
Bucky_Dun_Gun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"He had the craziest look in his eyes and at one point said lets get it on."
flyinhigh91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got a bad feeling about this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!"
KEVIN_WALCH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know Kung-fu
AhoyaWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
where the white women at?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
SmashedGibbon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where we're going, we don't need roads
BeerNerdRN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the keeper of a greater magic, a power known throughout the universe... as the
...the Force?
No, the Schwartz
Geekfest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Excellent!"
DomOnRs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its not what you did son.. Its who you did it to..
Coherence13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fooookin Prawns!
arandomthoght ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What does mine say? "dude" what does mine say? "Sweet"
drbroshuajergman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
deanable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
leave the gun, take the cannoli
troopacoopa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not yet, not yet.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard, Harry.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, Harry.
angry_pirate8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You don't believe in tipping?"
izzvlogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was like...mmmmmagic.
Kinglymarsh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stay golden, Ponyboy.
Swaggerman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You did it, Mr. Frodo; you finally became The Lord of the Rings."
Sgt_Sissy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go
KevinStoley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, alright, alright.
Neon_Ocean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud... "
I_Am_Your_Daddy_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it bad that I got every reference that I read here? I need to get out more. Or less; not sure.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
annoyed exclamation "Harry Potter!"
ColsonIRL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you tellin' me you made a time machine...
...out of a DeLorean?!"
Hyro22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the fuck did we get ice cream!?
Ten_bucks_best_offer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Left that out your service jacket. Yeah, I know you got secrets. Everybody got secrets. Didn't know you liked to get wet, dog.
YOU WERE NEVER STEVE!
Bonus
-This your bush? You got a special bond with this bush?
-No, I just thought...
-You the king of the forest?
-I'm sorry?
-What? You fuckin' tree hugger. IS THIS YOUR SPECIAL BUSH?!
KEVIN_WALCH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!
DrunkM0nkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Misioure Lapaditie
ps747 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't like sand."
MrChildren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"KEVIN!"
lechuck333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!
Warkrazy187 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to the rock.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodge this.
majorjag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I coulda been a contender; Son do you know you have a panty on your head?; Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn; I love the smell of Napalm in the morning; Here's looking at you kid;
makinwar_uk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You Were Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off
purpy_skurpies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox."
bluestblue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is Chinatown."
ANDnowmewatchbeguns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smile you son of a bitch
scragglez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not like this...
lordfrost9822 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the choppa!
MasterRonin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's too many MOTHER FUCKING snakes on the MOTHER FUCKING plane.
RougeElement ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke (cougghhhhh-chhhhhh) I am your father.....
ravenshroud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Give me the fucking keys you fucking cocksucker, what the fuck.
OneEightyBlue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What are you thinking?
How are you feeling?
What have we done to each other?
What will we do?
TestCandidate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't handle the truth!
faerie87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want..."
DopeArcade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'The perfect cast...'
TrikkyMakk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a loner Dottie. A rebel.
cadoin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Cans! There was no baby it was full of cans!"
ItsMeMora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista baby!
jcpmojo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This ... is from ... Mathilda.
Adder_all ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SAY WHAT AGAIN, I DARE YA!"
lord_taint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He said "Captain if we are to asume these animals are ours to do with as we wish we would be as guilty as those who caused" past tense "their extinction" I have a photographic memory, I see words.
erftonz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
Allez_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like watching a retard trying to fuck a doorknob.
devilsrevolver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Anderson...
tjgamir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'LL SHOW YOU OUT OF ORDER!
Fearofdead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
Molinkintov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're lucky that 100 shot of nitrous didn't blow the welds on your intake"
TheGarvinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They control it all! And the weather too! I gotta hand it to em though, SHARKS? I never saw THAT coming.
Bucky_Dun_Gun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with a gun."
oldenglish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung-fu.
TheHeroicOnion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I need to become Superman 4, The Quest For Peace"
Cheerful_Bill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That Victoria Vaughn is one piece of ace...I would know from experience dude
siguy11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!!
KneelB4Z0d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This movie has a few...
"Show me the money.", "You had me at hello.", "Who's coming with me?" (although this last one could be Half Baked as well)
XoneSeven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CANNNNNONNBBAAAALLLLLLL
floorxpunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Never tell me the odds.
Razorwyre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody calls me chicken.
InsistantLover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Littering aaaaaaaaand..."
turymtz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with all these muthafuckin' snakes on this muthafuckin' plane!"
_NoOneSpecial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all in the mind, y'know
iGoturlunchbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FOR-EVER"
JuanMoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck it dude, lets go bowling"
MatyasDoktor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!!"
OyVeyzMeir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There ain't no way... Noooooooo way....that you could come....from my loins.
GamerHall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Show me the money!"
Dragongala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
sereneluna23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard Harry.
IronCarrot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead people
powerfulbuttblaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You went over my helmet?
DatAssociate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ohhhhhhh~ you wanna talk about motherrrsssss~?!
Arcade23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey you guyyyyys!
microtrash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Bada Boom
BlasI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know it's a more recent one but:
"Mission Report: December 16, 1991"
professorariana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously you're not a golfer
CalicoDavyCash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's a bomb on this bus... [ ] If this bus goes below 50 miles per hour, I'll explode..."
hellerbenjamin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too many secrets.
SchonaichC1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like sand. It's course and tough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Silver_in_Goldstin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's lookin' at you, kid.
thespacecowboy3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
latitudesixtysix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Give me some of your tots.
benthom21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch?"
Silver_in_Goldstin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud!
SonOfAnArtist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've been a poor man, and I've been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multipass!
nellenelli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
Selbaj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Deee-activated lasers with my dick!"
nosocksman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Josh cut off his penis because something came out ofย my vagina.
puff_pass_hat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all in the reflexes.
Silver_in_Goldstin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would send you a bouquet of freshly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address.
Violetsteel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeere's Johnny!
lonesome_god ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great.
I_MISREAD_SHIT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rule number one: Never talk about...
Smooman21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get off my lawn!!!
snarkybears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alrighty then!
thilijan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You shall not pass!"
IgnacioRM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Madnes is like gravity, u only need a little push
ElfCharm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
EmbraceInfinitZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILSON!!!
tofujitsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah
bullshitmerchant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why the fuck are you 12 eatings playthrough falm?
molever1ne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, Harry!
thezuke79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
tetrach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The pen is royal blue!
iamasoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yay, I'm a lamma again....wait.
YawnY86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOSSSSSSSS!
Cane_Lern_It ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
GuidoCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just when I think you can't get any dumber, you do something like this, and totally redeem yourself.
Allez_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ESPN8, the Ocho.
CaptBruisen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smell ice can you?
Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to... Jurassic Park
no_money_mo_problem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everybody knows you never go full retard.
Fibreoptix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should have sent a poet.
El_Tigre_Numero_Uno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Augh! You threw off my groove!
Guyluminati ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"... that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEEDDDOOOOM! Abballahhhkapppalllah"
Kilalemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gentlemen! You can't fight here, this is the war room!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tina you fat lard, eat your food!
Mindwalkers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable
krissiibabii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wanna go fast.
Buzzdanume ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mouthing
"WE.. THOUGHT.. YOU.. WAS.. A TOAD"
BeerNerdRN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakunah matata
_druids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Weez juice.
cory299e8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coffee is for closers.
Therealeasybake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, hai mark!"
Pfheonix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"She's lost that loving feeling."
ThisIsReLLiK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nathan_graves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It truly was a Shawshank Redemption
JJWattsForearms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody puts baby in the corner.
Silver_in_Goldstin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
z0r0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."
Senior_meowmeow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, hai doggie.
GEP316 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Absolute_Wanker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
letmegetinmyzone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
rightonthetip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
Ayushables ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bonjorno.
Trottingslug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-LEFT CHEEK!!! LEFT CHEEK!!!
-I go. You stay. No following.
-I touched the butt.
-I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHAFUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN PLANE!
kayakguy429 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โGet To The Choppa!โ
OwnagePwnage123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta La Vista BA-BEE! or Come With me if you want to live
mydadsnameisdavid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wake up you bitch"
Rokiolo25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nananananananananananananananana"
TakeTheT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yippee ki yay mother fucker
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It wasn't anything like that penis breath!"
bluthco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!!
itstasmi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
Godofwarv13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do or do not, there is no try
Unco_Slam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in like with you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GARBLARAFAR
wankstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're going to need a bigger boat."
Bndsfn2004 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine you're a deer...
jayemerald16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My Precious"
Wiskeos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If your from Africa... why are you white?
GotMoFans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got to be one stupid muthafucker to get fired on your day off.
kaitalina16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming"
harsh20483 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
demigod123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
DancingWithMyshelf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was born a poor black child."
sandman65 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where did you get the coconuts?
augdog2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shake and bake.
Navarath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you build it, they will come."
Harden-Soul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES, ON THIS MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE!!
Ratt_Rod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILSON!!!!
Nevadadrifter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's no crying in baseball!"
jaederbug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wade Wilson, what's my name?!"
fullofspiders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep the change ya filthy animal.
simbatoast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata
mithikx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why did it have to be snakes?
zaltod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had enough of these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane
TomGle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Houston, we've had a problem
skim33189 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mudda fuckin mutt
tetrach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just go man.
benthom21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
TomGle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Houston, we've had a problem
Bison-Fingers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say 'what' again"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Osito_sin_pantalones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Corn...nuts....
AziizuL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am the greatest good that you're ever gonna get!"
ilikepie1974 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aladeen motherfucker
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not your fault."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dude abides
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend."
FistoftheSouthStar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
Funny? Funny how?
Remember me? I'm Benny Blanco from the Bronx.
Dat37tho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am Iron Man..."
ChrisV88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talking to me?
Jester_Smith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm trying to find my son, Nemo
OneFinalEffort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I aim to misbehave.
Free_Rick_Sanchez55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ARE YOU RUSHING OR ARE YOU DRAGGING???
elCharderino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You call that a knoife? THIS is a knoife."
goberkfell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Safety never takes a holiday.
dancejonesdance50501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung Fu."
pm_me_ur_pizzas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did I fire five shots, or six?"
Tomerg91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Murphhhhh
thelovebat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
"You play ball like a girllllll!"
"Soft hands, concentration not strength."
"Wax on, wax off."
"Use the force Luke."
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!?"
"Hoo-ahhh!"
"Hasta la vista baby."
"I'll be back."
"I have to return some video tapes."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to costco, I love you.
Spoolicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Our boat's too small."
PawkyPeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry
garboru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Theres no crying in baseball!
DancingWithMyshelf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fly, fatass! Fly!"
Pistolluke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Schnikies"
malib00tay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O'Doyle rules!
malib00tay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O'Doyle rules!
Egg-Egg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Long live the king."
PaintAnything ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
natman8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard, Harry!
kudeism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THRESHOLD! TAKE US TO THE THRESHOLD!!!
Bucky_Dun_Gun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"PC load letter, what the fuck does that mean?"
serverfires ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna have to science the shit outta this
Lightningpalace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues, shoot me now, please."
Skuzz420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dumb_ants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stay alive, no matter what occurs!
Pistolluke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big gulps huh?"
Mutality ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming."
alltoocliche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's called a hustle, sweetheart.
ciechi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
OwnagePwnage123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET TO THE CHOPPA
Volntyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No! I'm your father!
Tucana66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
havicdvs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey guys, whooaaa Big Gulps huh? .....welp, see ya later!"'
theblackveil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
silverphoenix48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OwnagePwnage123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got a jar of dirt!
onemanwolfpaq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got knocked the fuck out!
PuppySnuppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
Pistolluke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Noonan!"
BrokeGuy808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud..
Wishmastering ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista Baby"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?
OutoflurkintoLight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You take the blue pillโthe story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take theย redย pillโyou stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
DakuroA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"EVERYONE!" Not a lot, but pretty much EVERYONE knows what's the movie.
frugalNOTcheap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEEEEEEEDOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!
Fallen_Milkman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yo baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"
Tucana66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mister Anderson..."
gravity6911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
Stolle54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't handle the truth!!"
jamesallen74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas. And you sure don't look like a steer to me."
Fzzee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No time for the old in-n-out, love, I've just come to read the meter."
Michaelm3911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DUDE! WHATS MINE SAY?!?!?! SSWEEETTT!!!
ElChupacabrasSlayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because fuck me right?
MisterPhamtastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So fetch!
inhalecatfur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I can fix that."
fuct_indy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mmmh, hmm. This is a tasty burger.
Chaos20X6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Groovy
bhamgeo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can go suck a fuck!
isnessisbusiness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...the horror
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not your fault.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT
Oniketojen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.
Gray_Moth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.
windbreaker86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the white rabbit peaks throw the toaster in the bathtub.
goateguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!!!!
nstrieter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wilson!"
riderer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's "O'Neill," with two L's."
Eyeball__Kid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace.
myRoommateDid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ass to assssss!
Pwnspoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead
narko111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It really tied the room together.
rocadaboca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have a T-Rex
lickmygomjabbar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry
NOT_ZOGNOID ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
TheMisterGiblet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Expelliarmus
landontbr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."
Silver_in_Goldstin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We forgot Kevin!
calmlunatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wesa got a grand army. That's why you no liking us meesa thinks.
Bully_Blinders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What the fuck are robster craws?"
sm0kie420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna cum!
Do it man! Cum in my ass!
Spoiler https://youtu.be/JagzGOr5AhI
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf?.....0_o... uh. What the fuck is this from?
Cane_Lern_It ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bond. James Bond.
Silver_in_Goldstin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's Madonna's pap smear.
giantshadytree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequalities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger for those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee"
ForeverCheesy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"4 for you Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!"
NeedHobbies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane"
Robertsno1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Spartacus."
knumberate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You do drugs danny?
SwagLordArjun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This ain't that kinda movie, bruv"
dannywilliamo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Houston, we have a problem"
HurrayItsPie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ADRIAAAAAANN!!!!!!!
livelongandjohn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am insane"
msshrink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sssmokin'! (Sorry if that a repeat guys :) )
allnose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown."
melodromedary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know"
MeowntainMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"don't push the maybe, baby."
Boro84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU WANT MY BLOOD? TAKE MY BLOOD!
teganst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HARRY! DIDYAHPUTYAHNAMEINDA GOBLETOFFIYAH!!??!?!!!???
5nackbar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!
XanderJayNix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yer a wizard 'Arry"
Unreal1992 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm getting too old for this shit"
bskolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fat guy in a little coat"
1of1000accounts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bigger boat
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mine. Mine. Mine."
Khyrberos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So that's it, huh? We're some kind of -[REDACTED]-?"
darkestperu1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chip, imma come at you like a spider monkey!
ninjabanana42069 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GET TO DA CHOPAAHH!!"
marvinthmartian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke...I am your father."
zenverak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I almost think you could just say Luke...or I am your Father.... haha.
marvinthmartian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke" would've been perfect!
chococrunchbar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM, OR SO HELP ME!
cheese_is_available ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm pretty fucking far from okay"
scragglez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The color of this pen is ru-ru-ru-ru-ru... The color of this pen is reeeee-reeeee-uh-uh-uh-uh... The color of the pen, that I hold in my hand, is rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroyalllll blueeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Juddston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goooooooooooooooooood morning Vietnam!
xUberAnts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The dude abides."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'This shit's chess, it ain't checkers'
James_Francis_Ryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOOK AT ME, I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW!!!!
timmynuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, alright, alright.
DucksHaveLowAPM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson.
slickricflair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hand me the keys, you fuckin' cocksucker
Cane_Lern_It ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to de CHOPPA!!!!
Y_orickBrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every day, i drink the blood of lamb from Bandy's tract...
gonnabuysomewindows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I TOUGHT YOU WAS A TOAAAD!"
El3ctr0G33k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're getting the band back together.
Thatlawnguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the force Luke
sidcool1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's the matter with you? What's the matter with you?"
piglet33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
snorch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to take his face... off.
SkepticalConspirator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
BEEFTANK_Jr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson.
Ysgatora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again.
ifoughtalion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suck my white ass ball!
Polycatfab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke,...
Throwinaway330 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner.
Jim_jordan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bitches, leave.
SNERKerGODT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaallrighty then!
IdownvoteMyselftoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me smalls...
Monty808808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
ccjmk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?!
chamington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's time to chew butt and kick" (Dunk Nunk'em)
woeisnash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get away from her you bitch!"
cncfreak247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to the real world"
gn0xious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hold on to your butts..."
jasonbaldwin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put that coffee down! Coffee is for closers.
ReggieTheGreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You go Glen Coco!
TheLightningbolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
IamJericho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Enough is enough! I have had with these mutha fuckin snakes on this mutha fuckin plane. Everybody strap in, we're about to open some fuckin windows."
LonesomeTeaParty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"An African or European swallow?"
UberWeasel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adrian!
sameBoatz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT!
thunder-cricket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
jordanxbox1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐ฒ๐
_RAMO_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mawwage
FeuerWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
''May the odds be ever in your favor.''
sidcool1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"enthusiasms, enthusiasms, enthusiasms"
Greeneyeredeye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So much room for activities!
pandas_love_pancakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman"
nalanae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, here's a fun fact: you made out with your sister, man!"
Jim_jordan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
szg0033 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you build it, he will come"
8bitHokie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! FUCK HER FOR ME! FOR ME!
MetallicMongoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father!
TacoKingBean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the Force be with you.
teabag1cup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
brb9911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit-load of dimes!
U2L ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"and just like that poof...hes gone "
TheSulfurCityKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
rob-delaney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"and then the smoke converges, creating a TRIFECTA of joint smoking power"
Notinjuschillin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Game over man, game over!"
Shall we play a game?
DGunner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
ABC_Dildos_Inc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked!"
zenverak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
porkys_butthole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big Gulps, huh?"
JokeInTheMachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
Tucana66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
Virgilijus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So this is basically just a 'quote your favorite movie thread' since no one is actually guessing the movie.
What purpose does this serve? There is literally no discussion, just an unending ladder of quotes...
goggleblock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are a TOY!
edge0627 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"
Navarath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you saying Ni to that old woman?"
joefelch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You smell something Rabbit........Fear.
lokardo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yogurt! I hate yogurt! Even with strawberries.
sssphealix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard, Harry"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules."
gorgzill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you the keymaster?"
Zsinjj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee ki-yay, motherf****r.
CrispyBacon_87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big gulps, eh?! Well, cya!
Tralala26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That'll do pig, that'll do."
weaselking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody knows anybody, not that well.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
LOHare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius..."
fabulousprizes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX?"
Ransom_James ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"12 year olds, dude"
"We can't stop here, this is bat country"
"It would be extremely painful... for you"
"I'm the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude"
sharpest-tool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Rexman! Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, you guys trailing by one in the ninth. You got a chance to be a hero on national television... if you don't blow it. By the way, I saw your wife at the Capri Lounge last night. Hell of a dancer. You must be very very proud. Oh, and that guy she was with? Oh, i'm sure he's a close personal friend and all, but tell me, what was he doing wearing her panties on his head? [Rexman pops the ball straight up] Uh-oh, Rexy I don't think this one's got the distance.
nate6259 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead people.
ManagingHappiness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!
mc8675309 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wilson!
PokeyPete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At'll do, pig. At'll do.
WorkLemming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude! What does mine say?"
rayongoogly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AH KELLY CLARKSON!
BSirius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a fire fight!!
urPenguinsRbelong2us ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"killing me would solve you're problems" " I DON"T KNOW THAT UNLESS I TRY!" or something along those lines
TBTurtles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's a happenin', hot stuff?
JackSparrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
Stardustchaser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAA!!!!"
Contrepoint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Killa-Byte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you ain't first, you're last"
BCLaraby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
Slumber_Naut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the most you have ever lost on a coin toss?
TemperamentalDegu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you an effective team?"
NexusYellow428 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MARTHA
Tucana66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I see dead people."
SawRed29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killin me smalls!
obviousguyisobvious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The fucking catalina wine mixer!"
paulie_b ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
Bananarevolution ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, i dont give a damn.
thenekkidguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung-fu.
DBPlusPlus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No... I am your father!
CalmMango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid -ass decision, I've elected to ignore it."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
INCONCEIVABLE!!
thegeeseisleese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name was Robert Paulsen
SirOmen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." I couldn't tell if anyone said that yet...
Senjii_x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You think thats air you're breathing?"
junkfunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where is my super suit?
Mechanios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you feel lucky, punk?"
sandinyourvagina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!!!!"
lorraine_baines_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where we're going, we don't need roads."
TheMostSmooth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU HAD BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF BEFORE I SCREW OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!
CrudelyAnimated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rule #1: the deal is the deal.
gshortelljr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the fucking box?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
SIrPsychoNotSexy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!"
CiD7707 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do NOT go on there. Woooooooo!
BatskyStarman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Champaign for the diva"
416FF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We have a black hawk down."
sidcool1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
Navarath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We don't have a cow. We have a bull."
Donk3ypunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why the fuck would it be between that and Muhammad?"
aircraftwhisperer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OWEN!
ManagingHappiness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As if!
Sprankster2992 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Whereย we're going,ย we don't need roads.
Ryansy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You was here and you was smooching with my brother.
Sir_Ippotis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Luke, I am your father!
bucklaughlin57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead, make my day.
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.
Blondieeeeeee you son of a aaaeeeaaaeeah wah wah wah.
_tilldo_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Were going to need a bigger boat "
JonLHart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not a tumor !"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to return some video tapes.
johnnycrane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILLLSOOOONNNNN!
TheEvilDrCube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon.
Licheborn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Winter is coming."
kodaaonerr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you wanna go do karate in the garage
MrEleventy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
heythisis-myusername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING
cal_mofo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Littering and....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am McLovin
RageNorge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a movie but whatever: "It's bigger on the inside"
Averagepoker008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ive come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, I am all out of bubble gum.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What are we, some kind of suicide squad?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who wants a caravan that's got no fuckin' wheels?"
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"
"Our pets' heads are falling off!"
"This is for... Mathilda."
"Does he look like a bitch?"
"Dude, what does mine say?"
Tofuzion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like to think of myself as an oilman.
rhino033 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โSnakes. Whyโd it have to be snakes?โ
batfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Use the Force, Luke!"
crossedjp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That guy hates these cans!
Or
Have you seen a little boy wearing a t-shirt that says bullshit?
sidcool1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These pretzels make me thirsty.
Concubicycle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hi doggie
invictus08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse!"
smokythebrad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything is awesooooooome!
Kriegan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya like dags?
jbuck88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You motor boating son of a bitch! You old sailor, you.
icepacket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wilson!!!
particleman1010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Give me a ping Vasili"
Shilbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats no moon its a space station
YouNeedThisMore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Capes!
Thiek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dags......you like dags?
clintmemo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inconceivable!" or "You keep on using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."
or "I am not left handed!" or "I'm not left handed, either." or "Hello. My name is Inago Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't have to take a test to know that I do drugs"
cracktr0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fly, you fools"
Grphx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ET... phone home..
squishy55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With great power comes great responsibility
thrawn1825 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alone at last!
Jmikeyfraser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SAY ELLO TO MY LIL FRENN!!!!!!"
ZanderPerk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die."
SwoogleDoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Somebody Ring The Dinkster?"
frankreddit5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Peter, whats happening? Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow.
Guapscotch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i need to go return some tapes
Drang52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not your fault" "I know" "It's not your fault"
shaggy1265 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung fu.
enoch15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt and guess whats inside it!"
mijalis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Want to know what the most annoying sound in the world is?
timmytheignorant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
buzekismusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
official_nathan3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your a wizard
Spankington_Bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"See you at the party Richter!!!"
cinemania ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud.
pullonrocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!"
Autarch_Kade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
Seeyouyeah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're filming midgets!
Piss_on ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"the"
HotwheelzFFX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's not dead yet my Lord Chamberlain
SomeRandomUserGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I picked the wrong week to quit snifing glue!
metsysehtkcuf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The address is 221B Baker Street".
Too_Composed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like to keep this handy(cocks shotgun) for close encounters.
LCAhmed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think I'm funny? Funny how?
shrekispotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi, Mark.
Truth_SeekingMissile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
theduderina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what one more time
jfrey_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Me so horny, me love you long time."
fartcandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forest run
rabidpeacock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's a Nubian?"
Vufur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Funny how ?"
paigegail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead people.
pinsnneedles9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me?!"
thedude85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dude abides...
SeanStormEh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's do the time warp again
IronCarrot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"
Supportbot13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
frothface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everybody knows you never do a full retard.
slitt_vicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
LoseGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming"
RustyTShackleford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The royal penis is clean your highness.
cjb230 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Aargloo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "...Go fuck yourselves..." "......"
Patbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There are some men in this world that cant't be bought, bullied, or reasoned with"
adudeguyman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the force
shlitz4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark...and we're wearing sunglasses."
Jeffenatrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back" or "Astalavista, baby."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a tumor.
RentalHermit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown?
I like to shout on the top of my lungs to strangers when they laugh at something i said: "ah, you think im fonneh? FONNEH LIKE A CLOWN?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like Phil Collins?
Bigbrunswick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard, Harry."
n0k0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't just stare at it, eat it.
europahasicenotmice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata!
Obie1Jabroni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It means no worries
DeExacerbator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hands down, dopest dope I've ever smoked!"
palmface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hail to the king, baby."
reinfleche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm freakin' pumped! I've been drinking green tea all God damn day!
Marcus369 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Can you read, my child?" "well that depends, can you go fuck yourself"
I'm aware it's from a show but it's funny
Balthanos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"heeey you guuuys!"
Truth_SeekingMissile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
the_recreater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"BEND, AND SNAP!"
wolf_of_thor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wilson!!!!!
ghost00013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nothing personal, it's just business."
Manhigh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One ping only, please.
VictorTheCutie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
leifashley27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm IronMan."
andercfm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Use the force Luke!" Or "Do or do not, there is no try"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon"
qdobe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where we're going we don't need.....roads"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates"
InfiniteCooper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna have to go right to...ludicrous speed!"
Titanrising1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put the bunny back in the box."
502photo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leave the gun, take the cannolis.
SamLoucua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get off my lawn
deadpuppet137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Non!
paross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It can't rain all the time..."
Matasaga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's no moon...."
FromFluffToBuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're my huckleberry.
robul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're waiting for a train. A train that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?
Lilwildguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll get you my pretty!!
aec131 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If your life had a face, I would punch it.
roniniscariot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And I will strike down upon thee..."
themanblueeyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O Captain! My Captain!
Canowyrms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you're a wizard, harry"
Curiositykillstigers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's no moon! It's a space station!
NonListeningDeafGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me, Smalls!
peaceshark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The dude abides"
rsmseries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"
El_Chalupacabra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...So you're saying there's a chance..."
frokeasbuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who is Kaiser Soze?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let off some steam, Bennet."
SiXSwordS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ready when you are, Sgt. Pembry.
yoshibuzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
royale with cheese
MrCheesyMcSqueezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I ABANDONED MY CHILD!"
hawk135 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What do you mean you don't tip?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt!"
HeLivesMost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You play ball like a GIRL!"
AtoZZZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't want no part of this shit!
ben822 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee Kiyay Mister Falcon (or Mother Fucker, depending on where you watch it)
CloudMovies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Look retarded, act retarded, NOT retarded"
rdogg4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Film Actors Guild are pussies!
ChiefFireTooth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky, punk?
tyrant456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You trying to tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?!"
Seeyouyeah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He killed Trife!
themanisnoone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WITNESS ME!
tomsun100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of...
EndOfTheAnchor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll never let go Jack...I'll never let go"
BEBaker8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You killed my father, prepare to die."
Demaestro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side
valeceb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you ain't first, you're last."
KaiserKnuckle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't really mean you'll kill me, do you?
Zsuth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was cominโ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. Weโd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes.
Didnโt see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookinโ from the dorsal to the tail. What we didnโt know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didnโt even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisinโ by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundinโ and hollerinโ and sometimes that shark he go awayโฆ but sometimes he wouldnโt go away.
Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is heโs got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a dollโs eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesnโt even seem to be livinโโฆ โtil he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and thenโฆ ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screaminโ. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundinโ and your hollerinโ those sharks come in andโฆ they rip you to pieces.
You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I donโt know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday morninโ, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Bosonโs mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, heโd been bitten in half below the waist.
At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big olโ fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitinโ for my turn. Iโll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.
Anyway, we delivered the bomb.โ
Sinatra94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You met me at a very strange time in my life."
themrprogoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My names jeff
TemporalGrid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What hump?
Vjornaxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead people.
Ttran778 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Son of a bitch, he stole my line.
Q8D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night."
cosmichick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leave the gun. Take the Cannoli."
logicaloro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You take the red pill: You stay in wonderland; and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Nomorepapyrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quid Pro Quo, Clarice.
ziggythebear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ARE YOU A FUCKING COP?!"
0melettedufromage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love lamp.
tacolikesweed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You will always remember this day as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"
elbel86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"She's gone from suck to blow."
PopsicleMud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother."
obamakare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a tumor.
SAYStheASIAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This isn't where I parked my car"
ChiefFireTooth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TINA!!! COME GET SOME HAM!!!
djdank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's my triple nipple, yo."
vodkaforbreakfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I made my family disappear."
darkermuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" Keep the change ya filthy animal "
Maofer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna matata
nasta904 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My preciiioussss"
Hoppdevil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
yokai134 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you
OldBreadbutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let go Luke!"
THE_GR8_MIKE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Littering and...
Guysmiley777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Leopard_Thong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!
krankkinder12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come out to plaaaaayyyayy
gibbitsid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you and your fokin' rope"
boardGameMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Llllllllike a glove!"
confusedamelia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I wasn't even supposed to be here today"
BeLoWZeRo427 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To infinity and beyond!
Patsfan618 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GADAFF, GADAFF!"
poni_boi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"She turned me into a newt... I got betta"
VersaVice42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a fat loser and you have body odor!"
Dick_Nipplez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i was a kid and we wanted jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub
cecp781930 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say you're a bird too" "If you're a bird, I'm a bird"
chafu8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.
Bubbles_the_Titan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the L-word
Lesbian?
No, the other L-word.
LesbianS?
4bhj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What ain't no place I've ever heard of, do they speak English in What?"
bocephusmode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Give back my detonators
BigRedKahuna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the Force be with you.
It's a Trap!
ThereGoesAnothaOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward"
DedMn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do. Or do not. There is no try."
fernandomlicon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I see dead people"
Rufen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leeloo Dallas multi-pass."
chatahana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happy - smile. Sad - frown. Use the corresponding face for the corresponding emotion.
Riff316 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"In order to do this, I must become Superman IV: The Quest for Peace."
waldojim42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBE!
Briwarr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Excuse me while I whip this out"
MetaBear11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always.
Unklsweet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is a ten, the tab's 13!
zerowater02h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I thought hurricane season was over!"
Encryptedmind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, it feels good to be a gangster
valwow187 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Eat my Shit"
scgangter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ride or die.
DomCaboose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English motherfucker. Do you speak it?
ElKinesis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick!"
Lumireddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"With great power, comes great responsibility."
HumzaS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I Am Your Father"
lsrwLuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a quote
tokyorockz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only I didn't say "Fudge"
whereisthegravitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a major award!
Philligan123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you NOT Entertained!?"
Blindman84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life uhhhh finds a way.
dunda410 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" Say hello to my little friend!!!!! "
LothartheDestroyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone's going to have to go back and get a shit load of dimes.
Big_Red_Bastard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4 hours in and no one mentioned "Luke, I am your father" Or "I hate sand"
uncoolkiller7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you read the Bible Brett?
OldBreadbutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I hold at your neck the Gom Jabbar"
Lord_Treasurer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I gotta go see about a girl".
schattenteufel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud."
peterqub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you got an ass, I'll kick it"
ZubieZub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mark it 8, dude.
DigiDukeMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."
hotsawcey101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You got knocked the fucccccccccccc out"
Trollaboratory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SssssSomebody sssstop me
abrachoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
PostsDifferentThings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You like to see homos naked?"
texasref ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We are on double secret probation...whatever that means"
FuriousNik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Our pets' HEADS are falling off!
Electroniclog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who wants a mustache ride?"
awFirestarter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's that?
It's blue light.
What does it do?
It turns blue.
mvpetri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYONE!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, I guess there really will be blood!"
valwow187 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"i love the smell of Napalm in the morning"
Mahatma_Panda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Samsonite! I was way off!"
coolaero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B-E-A-UUTIFUL!
DreamerDeciever88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Derr_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Richard, were you watching spanktovision"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have to return some video tapes"
wjohnson76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put them in the iron maiden.
Iron Maiden? Excellent!
Execute them.
Bogus
whereisthegravitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mutual guitar solo
StinkyMulder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So much room for activities!!!!
FireThingsUp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โYou are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.โ
SwordofDionysus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes your honor, it's true. This man has no dick.
whereisthegravitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you gonna call?
ChewyOnReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We've been watching you for quite some time..."
woochangclan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
Ezzmode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!"
grandpascoughsyrup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big Gulps huh? Alright... Whelp see you later"
dougtabor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For God's sake, just gimme the damn number!
J_Damasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Klaatu, Baratta, N- cough cough
ConsistentBS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'd be great
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch!?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah, hiiiiiiiii."
lolnopound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeaaaaa I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow, so if you could be here around 9, that'd be greeeaaaaat."
djpearce13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bullshit, asshole, no one likes the tuna here.
shlitz4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I live my life a quarter mile at a time...
liammcb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you concur?
whereisthegravitas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catch me if you can?
liammcb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes but do you concur?
Portal2TheMoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put the lotion in the basket
ihavenodefiningpoint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
how about just one word: "bounjorno"
edit: related
-LionDen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did he just throw my cat out the window?"
H1ghjack3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here comes the putter throw!
Sazul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you BITCH
Mahatma_Panda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ALLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN!!!"
Bobbo15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A crummy commercial? Son of a Bitch!"
whereisthegravitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll put your eye out!
Cyberistic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: You DO NOT talk about Fight Club."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MURRRRRRRPHHHHHHH
Followlost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, my baby... oh my God, the swan ate my baby!
Followlost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it was a toss up between this and: With one week to go before the pageant, I was finishing my outfit, rehearsing my talent, brushing up on current events, and running 18 miles a day on about 400 calories. I was ready.
katrinaevening ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Somethin' strange, in the neighborhood. Who you gonna call?
alyons104 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have what she's having.
whereisthegravitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pee-can pie.
drinkssnapple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!!? *tear
sellman347 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We tried to be decent people, in an indecent time."
sun_war ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Follow the white rabbit.
lotsosmiley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You call thish archaeology?
PoopyMcpants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know now why you cry....
shokalion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Thank you for summing that up."
fuckeditrightup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'put the bunny in the box...'
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Former greens keeper...about to become...the Masters champion.
makeith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am Ironman"
MynameisWick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these mother-fucking snakes on this mother-fucking plane!"
Signterp1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'!
Lassomnia9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody is perfect !
whereisthegravitas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some Like it Hot?
Lassomnia9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:52:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly !
For the overshare : in the 80's, a French radio offered tickets to the USA, via the wonderful Concorde if you answered correctly to the question : which film ends by this quote : nobody is perfect ? My grandfather called and answered, and won ! But never could enjoy the trip as my grandmother was scared to death to do this :'(
Edit : syntax
Nest_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"She wants my dick in and around her mouth"
foxyframps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's nudey magazine day!"
Clayball3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Sparta
wordsauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mrs. Peacock was a man?
liammcb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
whereisthegravitas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Raiders?
gaspode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you do a lot of acid, Miller, back in the hippy days?
ems426 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Time to make the chimi-fucking-changas!
Justin33710 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now yous can't leave."
madusa77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What Happened?! A virgin lit the candle.
KathyBecerra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
enc0gnito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?
swinging_yorker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I made him an offer he cant refuse"
johnyutah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Utah! Get me two!
MoreThenAverage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im 20 years old. Am i suppose to know these quotes?
MissConstru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You remind me of the babe
FannyCradock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going to need a bigger coat
pgh9fan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
Dandog117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll never let go Jack...
SoggyMcGriddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend." "Here's Johnny!"
vir4030 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
starklycouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's no moon.
badeduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is it dead!?"
psxfile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her, you BITCH!
whereisthegravitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't mean we're engaged or anything.
W00ks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
me131211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're on a mission from god."
Blahblahblackshit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never giveup, never surrender!
JihadInMyPants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Anybody want a peanut?"
Sofatalofa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew.... spew into this."
HaroithArcanus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Witness me!"
edit: quotes
CptTinko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They're coming outta the walls! They're coming outta the goddamn walls!"
OWarbucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sankaโฝ Ya deadโฝ
jcorn018 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ayo ADRIAN!"
crazynewf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the Choppa!!!
Connoire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Losing all hope was freedom.
prizefyter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am Jack's 'Complete Lack of Surprise'."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Michael Bolton
2MOIST4U ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not Leviousaaa it's Leviosaahh" (pronunciation is hard)
heymanthatsmysock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"
BabyNinjaJesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
old man dies, young girl lives. Fair trade.
i take away his weapon.. Both of them.
ask yourself if that corpse of a slut is worth dying for. Worth dying for, worth killing for, worth going to hell for. Amen.
Deadly little Miho. She won't let you feel a thing unless she wants you to. She twists the blade. He feels it.
He never screams. Even after the dog has its fill and his guts are hanging out, he never screams.
Is that the best you can do, you pansies?
I check the list. Rubber tubing, gas, saw, gloves, cuffs, razor wire, hatchet, Gladys, and my mitts.
kmj442 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating.
csjohnson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"(Throws fist up).....not quite my tempo."
MrTechnical77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I just want my rug back, man, it really tied the room together."
BjamminD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
I think we're going to need a bigger boat.
fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Mr. Hamolka, stop eating my sesame cake.
Heeeeere's Johnny!
The dude abides.
Lock X-foils in attack position.
Clever Girl.
Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.
Hey look, a sailboat!
Blue horseshoe loves anacott steel.
That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
NOOOOOOO
CorriByrne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wolverines!!!!
SirToastyToes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different... well, who knows?"
cecp781930 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
Stelly414 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't see the line, can you Russ?
thegreekapprentice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?
MrTechnical77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman"
captaincakey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you ain't first, you're last.
Mr_mojo_resin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
-Hououin-Kyouma- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I WILL FIND HIM!!!
_dontforgetthepie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did we just become best friends?!?"
TheCubus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Forrest. Forrest Gump.
Throw-Me-Again ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Small Soldiers?
TheCubus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jaws... Close enough bro, close enough
MaDNiaC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just because you are a character does not mean you have the character. (it might be 'a character' cannot tell for sure)
WheyTooHighGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I smoked pot with Johny Hopkins"
oavdn17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Vaya con dios"
Tobeatkingkoopa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
Jeraconstrictor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates.
RColin915 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
GorillaJuiceOfficial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You never go full retard"
dixieboy46 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the room together Dude
PPeltier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you rather die here?! Or would you rather die in a Jaeger!!?
Windryy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How exactly does one suck a fuck?
Science_Ninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do you?"
davidvenice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talking to me?"
SwagtasticYolomaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wiggle your big toe"
Lord_Peanutbutter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got nipples Greg. Can you milk me?"
olderwiser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
well_shoothed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coffee is for closers.
Stelly414 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
GorillaJuiceOfficial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
Positpostit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't sit with us!"
wilburgw13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
dubs598 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"big hitter, the Llama"
TheVikingPrince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I so-
Mordevolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm batman.
GorillaJuiceOfficial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you"
infestahDeck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm surrounded by assholes!"
jprogan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First you gotta do the truffle shuffle.
Spe333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know."
DeseoX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What would Dory do?"
somanynamesareused ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
jberg93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey ma! The meat loaf! We want it now!"
figpetus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Green?
novafix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man...GAME OVER!
GorillaJuiceOfficial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel the need... The need for speed!"
vetokend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the most memorable/odd movie quotes in my teenhood: "I'd take pleasure in guttin' you, boy."
peacemonger69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend."
-TheWanderer- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Great Scott!"
starklycouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon.
thequietone710 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go ahead... make my day"
criticalbuzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman."
Lost_and_Profound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Allllrriiiiightyyyy theeen
2059FF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is the only dance we dance."
black05pr3y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Lebowski!"
Stratsass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"do I look like a bitch?"
Reesesbuttercups ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
Miles_Prower1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am falling with style".
Mcgoo32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Es COCAINA! COCAINA!
LordMarcel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
bigteebomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead or Alive... you're comin' with me.
whereisthegravitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... it's you!
DiscoPartyMuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where is my supersuit?!
SoccorMom911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stay golden, pony boy"
foxymoron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, my dear - I don't give a damn.
mikaelb657 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, Lisa!
Fix_My_Grammar_Plz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"say hello, to mah lil fren"
grenmark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get these mother fucking snakes off my mother fucking plane!
amazingnachos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not my boomstick
PoopTaquito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
PensivePengu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're not aiming for the truck"
024ezalb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ezekiel 25:17!"
whoyagonnacall82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
haggardhaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
alright, alright, alright...
nosnivel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse."
Probably a duplicate, but a worthy one!
partial_to_dreamers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's no place like home."
Firesquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where the fuck is my fucking coat?
Tamespotting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Check ya later"
CarbonUnit8472 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't remember asking you a god damn thing!"
koupepis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to see the light leave your eyes
shame_to_waste_it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it."
woodowl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OK, so? She's a dog.
PROfessorShred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
toysarealive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do? I swear, for His own amusement, His own private cosmic gag reel. He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. [laughs] And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is He doin'? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never!"
kygo15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really bad eggs
7thTymeAround ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Foooorevvvverrrr"
Lily_luv85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know we all hope secretly that one of them will fall on their face but, ohhhh wait a minute ive already done that.
TheWiscoKid1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well alright, alright, alright....
suckindiesel2016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the chopper
TheLoneBrit101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Royale with cheese
JohnEKaye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life, uhh, finds a way.
fenstapuza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, it's Viper!
Xertious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blame Canada!
TooMad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I hate to see you leave but I love to watch you go"
Troubador222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am sure this is here somewhere "The horror...... the horror"
sikskittlz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He made him an offer he couldn't refuse"
BillowOfSmoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big gulps huh?!
Sshs152 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have to go see about a girl."
eldred2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's not the messiah. He just a very naughty boy.
Tijuano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CINQUANTE MILLIONS DE BRIQUES? OH NON!
Power4glory1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates, never know what you're going to get
LastDawnOfMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ยกYo SOY la ley!"
MrTotoplay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a passage that I got memorized, seems appropiate for this situation: Ezekiel 25,17. "The path of the righteous man is beset of all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil me. Blessed is he who, in the name of the charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
IMBatty666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
postulate4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1.21 gigawatts!!
BobMarker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Freedom? Psht, you'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is... "poon-tang".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age
Evilghost555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"T t t toady, junior."
NuclearWinterMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually I'm quite serious, and don't call me Shirley.
twisted34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killin' me smalls!"
maybemaggot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not even supposed to be here today
whereisthegravitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh, Clerks is so good.
JamesKY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Houston, we have a problem."
crow1170 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your Father."
PresidenteSurname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
sardekar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wiiiillllsssooooonnn!
privatechurch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you
da_deman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cheekan Good.
ImperatorRex7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's no moon"
d4hm3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Give my little bumblebee her house and her money. Then get out of town. If you don't, I will get you. I will get you like you got me. That is a promise.
motionblurrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What would you say you do here?
KalBaratheon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why so serious?"
Doctah_Teef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the one that says "bad mother fucker"
RicShayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright alright alright
mikeldoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"if you're going to spew... spew into this"
Moonjami ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's no place like home"
Firesquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You boys like Mexico?
riqing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nein, nein, nein, nein!!"
alpacalypse5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Ehlmaris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I aim to misbehave.
whereisthegravitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shiny!
tatertot596 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
Reyzuken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schmidt fucked the Captain's daughter!
crimsonk13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's snakes! On this mother fucking plane"!
havearedpill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat...
mcsnazzy101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates."
flyawaychicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We have clearance, Clarence. Roger, Roger"
IVEDONETHISBEFOREE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you ain't first, your last."
ItchyxBritches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
Rhodopsin_Less_Taken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell is happening in this thread?
MrBeachBum51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
ShaggyUK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tyrone, you silly fat bastard"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I am all out of bubblegum."
Liskaja1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?"
motionblurrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you could just remember to put the cover on your TPS reports, that'd be great. Mmkay?
dropdeadsalla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Groovy, baby! YEAH!
TommySnackwell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WIIIIIILLLSSSOOOOOOONNN!
taiqi121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TV shows count? "Surprise Motherfucker"
JonRod88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll shoot your eye out!
TheDaywa1ker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love lamp.
flexice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The boy who lived.
sometimescash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the eyes and ears of this institution my friends.
Cane_Lern_It ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why so Serious?!?
Vento_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did not hit her it's not true it's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did nahhhht! oh hi mark
videogamesandtears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Motherfuck, motherfuck. Noich noich noich."
passivemonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Batmans dead"
gENTlebrony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enough is enough. I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.
smoothcheetos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is this heaven?"
nosnivel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Coffee is for closers."
Captain-Moroni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
teriyakininja7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry".
monkeysthrowpoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!
BeatInAngel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"According to all known laws of aviation,"
Das_Dutchman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your gonna need a bigger boat
DoYouRespect_Wood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say "what" again!!
iluvatar3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No ticket."
BradOShizno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
Fitty_Tyson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!"
Sealky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming"
Bookablebard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these mother fuckin snakes on this mother fuckin plane!"
sublbc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring out the gimp
asprolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm talking about a little place called Aspen..."
MrBlahg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No... I am your father!
kush_in_my_butt_69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
FenixthePhoenix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No....I am your father!
the-talking-goat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't wreck our show you hoser.
cobaltboomstick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mega-maid's gone from suck to blow!!
kleecksj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club."
synpse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like.. Victory."
Tommyv11616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any line from the Big Lebowski.
polymorph505 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We can't stop here, this is bat country!
WhatWouldHydraDo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon.
Banshu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But why male models?"
ChancellorMerkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But this I swear, before you and before Almighty God, that when we go into battle, I will be the first to set foot on the field, and I will be the last to step off, and I will leave no one behind. Dead or alive, we will all come home together. So help me, God.
YaBoiTibzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
eunit8899 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The juice was worth the squeeze"
ovrdrv3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
DuckFace_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a chopper baby
Phaedrus360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whose chopper is this?
whereisthegravitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's.
DuckFace_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed is dead baby, zed is dead
blob209 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Ron Burgundy?
nosnivel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you build it they will come"
Bandin03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I hate sand."
Plotarmorizreal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One last ride
DoctorBalanced ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One...two...five!"
The_GreenGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! You're cool. FUCK YOU IM OUT!
Walmarche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Halloween!
mamainak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Draw me like one of your French girls" (seriously, no one said that one yet?!)
islandertj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll never let go, Jack."
408Lurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over. We're in some real pretty shit now.
whereisthegravitas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:57:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's just a piece of plastic.
whodatdan0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the dude....man
deafsound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud"
cantstanzyah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enthusiasms, enthusiasms... what are mine?
fleming1411 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Charles, grab the rifle; we're being fucked.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe a little more difficult, but I always loved this scene:
"Se, idu kak tatโ: blaลพen bodrstvujuลij i hranjaลij odeลพdu svoju, ฤtoby ne hoditโ emu nagim i ฤtoby ne uvideli sramoty ego. I on sobral ih na mesto, nazyvaemoe po-evrejski Armageddon. And the seventh angel poured forth his bowl into the air, and a voice cried out from heaven saying 'It is done.'"
gerruta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know what nemesis means?
nin10nerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no place like home.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run! You Fools!
Quadrupleawesomeness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It belongs in a museum!"
spliggity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"i never should've written all those tank programs."
sanguine_write ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
CodysCorner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If somebody asks if you are a god, you say yes!
dapatil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at hello
CreepyGuy83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!" Explosion noises
Mix_Master_Floppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind... or forgotten."
MpMerv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jack!"
"Rose!"
The_one_Kinman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For those 10 seconds or less I'm free.
Secret_AgentOrange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, op.
BrawlinStalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
beccleslfc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a tumor!
Pnewse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't be tellin me about foot massages, i'm the foot fuckin masta!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll never let go.
mystic7777777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke I am your father"
PS. I know it's not the original quote.
louisianalover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inconceivable!"
Ajram1983 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
Canibananalism- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EEEEVERYYOOOOONE
Dawgsinc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised these haven't shown up: "Are you telling me you made a time machine out of a DeLorean?" or "Where we're going we don't need any roads." or "He's alive, the Docs alive, he's in the Old West but he's alive!"
veenthepooh2487 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toodaloo Mother Fuckaaa
Amperage21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
McFly!
jkfinity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You want me to hold the chicken, huh?โ
CVSNova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Desolation of Smaug"
yung_saac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Dale, but you can call me Dragon"
adrgru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will neverย let go, Jack.
PM_ME_YOUR_RULE_34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're one ugly motherfucker."
ActBeLive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry"
HigherPrimape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to earf.
RadTetelestai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Theres so many motherfucking snakes on this monday to friday plane.
Fig1024 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SSSSSSmoking!!"
whereisthegravitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Mask
NsRhea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I like the way you die, boy."
i_vangogh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm too old for this shit
vj_bang619 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all in the reflexes
littlesackninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a big guy
The_Dilated_Pupil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Sparta!
spinsitu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I gotta go see about a girl.
NationOfDomination19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I drink your milkshake!!
-Cunning-Stunt- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
barbelllll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pulls out knife
dhork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a leaf on the wind....
Ironicdancer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck Heineken!
NikkiNakka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ohaimark
DomoToby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
offer you can't refuse
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"In a row?"
GoldieMickens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me?"
Saktap23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can we have someone like, consolidate all these quotes and tell us which movies they came from cos even though I've heard them I have no fucking clue which movie.
sophiaoury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As if!"
unclelimpy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HERE'S JOHNNY!!
The_one_Kinman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning is winning.
Root_S5_Please ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard, Harry!"
LeDirts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am the danger."
HandsomeHodge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?
urule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
Chip_Smith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ASS TO ASS
gomsa2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So what are we? Some sort of suicide squad?
LYTK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar
rhoparkour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
JAWISH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"
Nuttyguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to EARTH!
Cuylertech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"So, Peter, what's happening? Aahh, now, are you going to go ahead and have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How do you survive in this world? " "By making people need you."
Tp1990 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one might be a little difficult but here goes: "I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
YourEatingThatWrong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn"
CreepinMuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bullshit! You could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
SilentJoe1986 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"check out the big brain on Brett"
Sinikal12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WWWHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII????!!!!!!!
DrRichardNygard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SAY 'ALO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!"
awFirestarter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.
solo2070 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Today, we are cancelling the ......."
trudel69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
รa va รชtre tout noir!
ldsacm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree."
1010010111101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ur a wizrd, ary
yagi-san ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Thank you, God!!" Hint: Little kid in bed, woman comes flying through the window.
Drmadanthonywayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Anderson.......
FiloRen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude, what's my tattoo say?"
Ohhayitstiffxo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ohana means family... Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten."
Nebraskasmom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No_Signal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby
DM_Me_YourThot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the one that says "bad mother fucker" on it
-suffix- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaaalllllllllllrighty then.
captain_garter_belt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am a leaf on the wind."
Avlonnic2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shiny!!
Wipples ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KHANNNNNN!!!!
SasparillaX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Earth
SquareSail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You come to me, on the day of my daughter's wedding..."
Followed by...
"You broke my heart, Fredo"
PM_ME_YO_SMEGMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
Staceybunnie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not wearing enough flair
JoshoOoaHh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It looks like the best part of you slid down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!"
Guerilla_Tictacs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She chose down!
ponyplop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?
MermaidMathematiques ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna matata.
Absurdionne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hiiii Waaaayne... Hiiii....
whereisthegravitas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:53:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A sphincter says what?
bigblackkittie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!
wellly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers
adigabusymind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead peopls
imvemu1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is that?
BrutalFuckingTruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!!?
orange2themax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITS A TRAP!!!!!!!
I invite you to take your gun, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger. That is what Wesley demands. Otherwise, shoot this motherfucker
nickb888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The price is wrong bitch!
turtletug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll never let go, jack.
JustZisGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
Alexell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Motherfucker"
wei-long ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am going to Kill Bill" ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
But seriously: "I see dead people"
Honorable mention: "Oh, hi, Mark."
Moe_Joe21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it's all the same to you, I'll drive that tanka
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gladiator.. You shall go on my first whistle
HollowPwns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He bends over and speaks from his rear."
CoryOBrien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time."
vuradley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
whereisthegravitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You weigh a little over 108.
coryroxors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tiger, tiger birrdie. Tiger, tige. OOohh big birdie"
OOMOO17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We can't stop here. This is bat country"
redditor_number23994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WILSON!!!!"
pmadcow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My names Rod and I like to party"
Ingenium21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's the one that says bad motherfucker"
KingoftheDrinks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My precious...
laturner92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to find my son, Nemo.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did we just become best friends?"
Gaaaaaar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
mygame100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are tearing me apart, Lisa!!!!!
scotty3281 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This ain't no ten second race" or "I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time".
Moon-dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
everything is awesome!
cewallace9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any idea is a good idea except the non-happy ones. Those we push down deep inside where you'll never, ever, ever, EVER fiiiind themmm!
NihiloEx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud.
ladaghini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!
whereisthegravitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, a bottle!
EM2Hero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude I almost had you!
hcahoone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Milk was a BAD CHOICE."
Mofofett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, that's, like, your opinion."
parkhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't bring up Paris if I were you, it's poor salesmanship.
toiyg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did we just become best friends??"
EightNation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You got knocked the fuck out!"
nicociri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the schwartz be with you"
throw1143 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Half an hour half an hour ... you you I I.
Amperage21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
fobeo17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ball me blazer
Timon-Of-Athens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big gulps huh? Alright.
Well, see you later!
Guerilla_Tictacs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Has it escaped your attention? I. Am an FBI. Agent!
Doctor__Butts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's too bad she won't live, but then again who does ?
SirSureSire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah, RED. R-E-D, "Retired, Extremely Dangerous"."
m0ng0o53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die."
HydroJiN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:52:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I loved that monologue, it was fantastic.
LGBTreecko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't fuck with the babysitter.
BrootaIity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WIIIIILLLLSOOOOOONNNNN"
CosmicDriftwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"
Tamespotting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I coulda been somebody"
nukesurfer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's just a flesh wound."
JerikOhe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
Orcspit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The first rule is..."
BustedFlush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, Sir, and I NEVER slice.
zachc94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never give up... never surrenderrrr
ThinCrustIsKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Spartacus."
Kwuahh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!"
trios13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Never tell me the odds!"
2793 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to return some video tapes..
mister_brian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish..."
bobbybox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHAA-WIIINGG!!
cyg_cube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
studdmuffin9140 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sick of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
alexFrnk_the_tnk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mom! The meatloaf!
klitchell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you can't be serious?
AfghanHokie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.
ahylianhero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A week old maggot burger with everything on it andย flies on the side!
Killersanta2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane"
nukesurfer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back!
Kwuahh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A wizard is never late, nor is he early... He arrives precisely when he means to.
kapdragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
XxStealthyWolfxX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to the Space Jam!"
Lawn_Dinosaurs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Catalina FUCKING wine mixer"
FireOccator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I ain't got time to bleed."
Adui ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Good day, I'm okay, bad day, I'm okay. Quit bugging me about my feelings. They're irrelevant"
RegrettableDeed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Scared, Potter?"
"You wish."
Codiak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you like them apples?
changyang1230 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You jump, I jump.
BabyWugglez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A good bug is a dead bug!
kingofthetrash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to ze chopper
Basilusken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, Hi Mark!
TheThreeRangers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am an F B I AGENT!
guiltypleasures ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eliza, fetch me my slippers.
Umbrella_merc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's Chinatown
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The reason I'm in town, in case you're wondering, is because of a Kansas City Shuffle."
Shamrock132 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WIIIILSON!!!!
you_got_fragged ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"B-E-A-utiful"
HazyLooks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
nomoresugarbooger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!"
ookami1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Must be some kind of.......hot tub time machine"
HeyCasButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ask me about my weiner!
IndigoLotus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dude abides...
Omegastrain0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why so serious?
draciosaurusrex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you." "I know."
Nohbdy_wants_to_know ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where we're going, we won't need roads."
Codiak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
adarcone214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Kitteh5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mul-ti-pass"
6chan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GARBLARAFAR?"
pierrerion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You shall not pass!
SilverJOE33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Milk was a bad choice."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Po-ems, no less. Po-ems, everybody!
Gramnaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ALARM!!!!!
mrmtmassey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not Mr lebowski, you're mr lebowski, and I'm the dude!
wildkarde07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM THE LAW
Melonbomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And theeeeeeeeeeeeeen?
tomjoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not your fault.
Kwuahh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I had me about fifteen of them Dr. Peppers."
sabeninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"K"
queen_apsalar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Faster, faster, must go faster!
fish993 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a big guy"
Dgkjr1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
epope70 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it bleeds, we can kill it
yooptrooper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you saying I would cut off a chickens head? stick my dick in it? fuck it and say ahhhhhh? Are you accusing me of fuckin' a chicken, motherfucker?"
fuchibasura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am FLAMING DRAGEN!"
magadag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That'll do, pig."
sten45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He is so hot right now"
Pants4All ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Game over man, game over!"
CropDustingBombShell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Krom
buddyisdeath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
CanisArgenteus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You find one in every car, you'll see."
xpboy7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista, baby"
Dreamcast3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour..."
CodeMonkeyX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leave the gun take the Cannoli."
Palinomana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rule one of fight Club is: you do not talk about fight Club.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the need. The need for speed.
Internet_is_life1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
ScurvyLegsMcGee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippie ci ya mother fucker
legalize_orangejuice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your father, Luke...
PhanCast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello, I'm the Doctor"
Totallymodular ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm tired of these mothafuckin snakes on this mothafuckin plane"
n0bugz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING"
Paradise5551 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
Ledge_It ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shall we play a game?
allbaseball77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I can fix that."
ohmyohmaggie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killin me, Smalls!"
RazorLeafAttack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THE MUTHAFUKKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MUTHAFUKKIN' PLANE!
mr_yad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let me give you a little something to take your mind off the pain...
HarrisG24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you."
enzyme_down ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!
Cronenburg_jerry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin to me?"
nibbler747 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sweep the Leg!
name-classified ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is no time for caution
Paradise5551 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Price is wrong bitch!
lifeliberty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippie ki-yay motherfucker
ladydalimar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's 104 miles to Chicago we've got a half tank of gas a full pack of cigarettes...it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
bawyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
dabMasterYoda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Ron Burgundy?
dandeagle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"... and you landed on mclovin?!"
leocusmus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna die, clown!
NMEMine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"
Buckeyefan123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you feel lucky punk?"
oth3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much any famous quote from any famous movie.
GotchaBackJack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Littering and?"
GalacTech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
MrCannabeans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?
r3dwash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She'd let you fuck her for a chocolate bar.
adoseoftruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
fobeo17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're my boy blue!"
GTCG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke,... I am your father!
flyingfig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't handle the truth."
KaiserGrizzly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold on to your butts.
Codiak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PC LOAD LETTER!? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
Throdal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After all this time? Always.
bobvex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you believe how much I am in heaven?!?
Ahmeeezus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's looking at you kid!
nomoresugarbooger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ello!"
stickybuddz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!
MagusOrsa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need... roads.
djfutile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What are you?!"
"...I'm Batman"
squidgun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
breakfastfordessert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yer a wizard, Harry."
pathtoruin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"who are these.....TURTLES?!"
Allegoricall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a bad feeling about this.
future_space ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
to infinity and beyond!
Mattitude43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mark it zero Smokey!
NateOwns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His name is Robert Paulson"
jigokusabre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The only way for me to solve this crisis is to be Superman 4: The Quest for Peace."
Woofleboofle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whats in the box?!
Mr-MagentaMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a leek in the boat!
J-Nice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ahh boy. I'm just so tired of these star wars."
metaldesign32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like...victory.
mr_yad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the chappah!!!
ttheaccountant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because I was inverted
outlandishpeacock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's so much room for activities!
Shurikyun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You said you've got a T-Rex?
narsmac10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's the rum?
Leafygoodnis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So who talks first? You talk first, I talk first?"
Masterray4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waaaaaaallllllll-eeeeeee
Zzyzx3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy Schnikes!
fireork12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM TITANIUS ANGLESMITH OF CORNWOOD!
niraj2k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I haaate losing. I hate losing more than I love winning, and there's a difference."
franksre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw !
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You are a wizard, Harry"
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
"Oh my gosh, he killed Kenny" (Movie edition, I am well aware they say it not only in movies)
"This is a day you will remember as a day you almost caught Cpt. Jack Spearrow"
"You talking to me?"
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"
"Let it go; Let it go"
"Use the force, Luke"
"I don't think we are in Kansas anymore"
outerdrive313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
TubaJesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!"
goofball_jones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The only way for me to solve this crises is to be Superman IV: The Quest for Peace"
Phaedrus360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fatty fell off the roof, he's gone to Ospital in a amblemunce
alvinism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That awkward moment when you scroll through 3/4 of the page only to recognize one phrase.
clownface23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice.
Codiak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
lucy_alt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard Harry
Jcastria_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
spicyhippos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind. Mankind... that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:
"We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We're going to live on!
We're going to survive!"
Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!
Lances_Lost_Nut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is the rum gone?
magadag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You have no power over me."
xSGAx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ow, my balls!
IronMermaiden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
tr1st4n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yo Adrian, WE DID IT!"
OhHiGCHQ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry
kxfuzed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love lamp
professional_goblin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man, game over.
misinformedmagician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hack the planet!
dudeguymanthesecond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
theoriginalmryeti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh I love your suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Cause if I ever see you undermining it again, you'll be cleaning latrines with your tongue til you can't taste the difference between shit and French fries. Are we clear?"
magadag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Anybody want a peanut."
SumoG60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are one uuugly motherfucker
tgiokdi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the need....the need for speed.
tanpopo77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
AssRaptorMasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is bat country
niraj2k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ADRIANE!!!!!!!!!!"
SirAndreiRublev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Dude abides."
JourdanWithaU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ye like dags?
hardlyart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, hi Mark!"
ThinCrustIsKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yer a wizard, Harry."
twistedshadow90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where we're going, we don't need roads."
xonomad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're A Wizard, Harryโ
jinkii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The price is wrong...bitch.
freakinerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When we all die, I'll be referred to as fifth student."
iminnola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't handle the truth!"
BuffaloMark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I see dead people"
mbpboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
LewDawg524 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just been revoked
rag3train ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas,ย half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it."
IanGecko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"IDIOT!"
blucivic1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Friend find, look behind! You go wrong way, you fool I say."
Hopefully someone remembers this
nanorii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
OS2REXX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(Misquoting Real Life- sorry Jim!)
"Houston, we have a problem."
jdale04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Every year I get older, and they stay the same age...." "Well alright, alright, alright..."
MrJoneswii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!
IamZed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One ping only please.
Lousy_minor_setback ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhรคuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
FluorescentGrey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig,thatll do
Trilobite50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
Zarzaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where we're going, we don't need roads"
FluffNastie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm makin waffles!
whereisthegravitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pabst Blue Ribbon? Fuck that shit!
Yorshy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wax on, Wax off
carlos162 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am you father!
death_checked_in ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's it man! Game over man, game over!
Sergovan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you hear them, Clairiss?"
"I've been slimed."
"I'm going to put the brakes on and he'll fly right by."
"With great power comes great responsibility."
"They may take our lives but they'll never take our freedom!"
"The force is strong in this one."
"Ditto"
Xayar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We named the dog Indiana!"
"Dog?! You're named after a dog?!?"
omni_hf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Deserves got nothing to do with it"
Fallout541 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
spicyhippos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
Aenin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because donuts don't wear alligator shoes.
MaxMeridius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her YOU BITCH!!!
krykel2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shut the fuck up donny
babyrhino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English motherfucker, do you speak it"?
Alternatively
"Does he look like a bitch"?
bucki_fan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take her to the moon for me. Okay?
fivehead21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
tingly_legalos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is that you John Wayne, is this me?"
InterestingWorld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're out of your element Donnie!
Gorn_with_the_wind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say Hello to my leetle friend!"
Plantar_Fasciitis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got two guns. One for the each of ya.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee kai vista, baby!
tmacandcheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bread makes you FAT?!?
SgtVeritas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Radio? Who needs a radio?? Ready Harry?"
akgrym ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung-fu.
arquebus_x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"
NecroNinjaMan21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he LOOK like a BITCH to you?""
TunaBiscuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're going to need a bigger boat."
MeatsackKY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Greetings program!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
GoodScumBagBrian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elliot!
Bootstrap_Paradox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box"
randybob275 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're telling me, you built a time machine out of a DeLorean?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RACHELLLLLLLLL
TheRealSilverBlade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Force will be with you, always"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
accidentalchainsaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English Motherfucker"
Lau85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let it go!
jmarutz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Forget it Jake. It's Chinatown...
KardelSharpeyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They call it a Royale with cheese."
Zogeta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Great Scott!"
gryffinp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you haven't seen the movie, you might think it was a generic quote, but if you have, you know exactly what movie says "You're off the fucking chain!"
gumby_twain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what i like about these high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age.
UserDev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Follow the yellow brick road
highwind1985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By Grabthar's hammer.
c8h10n4o2junkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.
TheResidents ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's inter-species erotica, Fucko!"
HolyAberrant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know kung fu"
Ganbatte8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We will not vanish without a fight We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day"
jbob5590 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You've got red on you."
I_just_wanted_more ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you not entertained!?"
toittoiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bumblebee Tuna"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you gonna call?
or
Dogs and cats living together, human sacrifice.
Or
Nobody steps on a church in my town!
or
If someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
or
I collect spores, molds and fungus
or
I am the key master.
or
ok, so, she's a dog
or
He slimed me
or
Lets show this prehistoric bitch how we do things down town.
or
That's a big twinkie
Seriously...the most quotable movie of all time.
TaeyeonFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become a villain.
mellinoxy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody puts Baby in a corner
Mcdirtie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yes they do, yes they do"
tightiewhities37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig. That'll do.
jt-zero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn the man! Save the empire!
kiomopo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you're a wizard harry
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite."
LordRexington51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LONESTAR!!
mtdrake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think the hard stuff is coming down for a few hours.
faded_oprah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sgossard9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend" .
brendanode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As if!
Lokko24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where we're going we don't need roads"
Sodaducky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These are not the droids you are looking for
mtdrake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't cross the streams!
crayzeedude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
zpjack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fruit Drops! Fruit Drops!
Gorn_with_the_wind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your Father."
EscapeAndEvadeSteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
7.62 millimeter....full metal jacket
mtdrake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been slimed.
maffick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dirka dirka, mohammed jihad!
_HiWay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon
Chiz798 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Earth"
Sir_Meowsalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gandaaaalf!
YourMomStackDumps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bye Felicia"
x4000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come back with me, and let's be young men together again.
geokilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure."
henstobs11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat
kiddfrank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CANNONBALL!!!!!!!
johnnynumber5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Out of the way peck.
Legosheep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where did he learn to negotiate?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ONE TUBBY TUBBY
panthersfan12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the world will end.
captbeaks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"
captbeaks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why did no one answer my quote :(
Domers_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Das war ein Befehl! Der Angriff Steiners war ein Befehl!'
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
sodnplease ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This isn't a car"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just because you are a character, doesn't mean that you have character
Pickle9775 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What if this is as good as it gets"
sactomkiii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Can't stop here it's bat country"
Hey_bananers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're so cool โค
GoneWild_butCameBack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are so full of shit, Maxine!
_wise_mann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Badges badges we don't need no stinking badges" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinking_badges?wprov=sfla1
dpistachio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yer a wizard Harry"
lemonsqueeze19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keep busy living or Keep busy dying"
Rianne764 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never let go Jack
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"goodluck"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
spoiledbrat63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If your a bird I'm a bird.
risogh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who is John Galt?
ThrustersOnFull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you BITCH
Sorarox1000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rorscach's Journal October 21st 1985"
tommysaidwhat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead people...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...while I am standing still. I prefer the stillness here. I am tired of earth. These people. Tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives."
highpur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung fu
unlimited-bladeworks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll make him am offer he can't refuse."
oliverhodge2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
Bobias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this....and totally redeem yourself!!
IndigoAwakening ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I Love You JENNAY!"
jackofclubbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Great Scott!"
slver6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A dog can not do it, but maybe a wolf can.
person0294 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man. GAME OVER
samboi0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MURPH!!"
datsundere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Carpe diem
Jeebus_Kripes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now go get your fuckin' shine box"
pyro_sporks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ludicrous speed, Go!
1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
Excuse me. I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet!
What's the matter with this thing? What's all this churning and bubbling? You call that a radar
"Now." You're looking at "now", sir. Everything that happens now is happening "now."
Virtualthot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah yeaaa
cthuluatemypenis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1"
vikkivinegar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my lil' friend!"
stankbreff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?"
justchooseanamedamit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
jimmorrison- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
serious or violent quote from action move
Comment reply: insert kids movie?
RyogaXenoVee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know Kung fu.
digitizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
ineyeseekay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EEVVVVEERRRRYYYOOONNNNNEEEE!!!
TheSpectrumOfPower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't call me Shirley
ifeelhome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Richard...were you watching spanktravision?"
TheSpectrumOfPower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't call me Shirley
mtdrake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you expect me to talk? No, I expect you to die.
DurMan667 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What does God need with a starship?
whereisthegravitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me, I have a question.
Signumus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at me, I am the captain now.
PathToExile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why d'fuck do I wanna caravan that's got no fuckin' wheels?
littlejjb1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
j3r3myd34n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You got knocked the fuck out!"
MarsupialMadness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shaken, not stirred."
Shit_Breather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shall we play a game?
I_just_wanted_more ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Make my day Jew"
TheSunchildren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come on you apes!! You wanna live forever?!
A_Humble_Potato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KHAAAAAAN!!!
mack3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't HANDLE the truth!
omgipeedmypants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WITNESS ME
Big0addy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, im your father.
coheed1515 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Seat's taken."
breadedtaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Give me the keys you fucking cocksucker"
Djdanny90999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" i dreamed a dream"
toastersmoked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killin me smalls"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This fucking tool!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm just so tired of all these star wars" -titular scene guy
demonarchist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to the choppa!"
Nippelz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It belongs in a museum!"
"So do you!"
Bigboy_nicelegs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!
oklahomachad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These go to eleven
Mannix58 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's not a knife, This is a knife"!
whereisthegravitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's for washing your backside!
Kyler182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do or do not, there is no try"
BiscuitBasher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's bullshit, I did not hit her. I did nawt"
hawk6a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There can only be ONE!"
Ninjajack143 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We need a bigger boat!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I am all out of bubblegum.
jjhwat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Gotham's reckoning
CreamedJesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His name is Robert Paulsen"
kr3wzoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's just like your opinion man"
EWSTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They say the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectful disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once."
mack3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon.
Tville88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry officer, I've had a dousy of a day.
acidwarz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Show me the money"
tiggerdyret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the choppah!
Pacoflipper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Some men just want to watch the world burn"
x4000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Listen, pal, if you want a Pepsi you're going to have to pay for it.
jiffy_whiff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name was Robert Paulson
EWSTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am ironman"
tildes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Warriors, come out to play!
Warriors, come out to plaayayyy!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My face on the one dollar bill.
bigedthebad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEDOM!!
LoraRolla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No "I am your father"
jaydizzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
Gonzo911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stay gold Ponyboy
Aragoa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut the fuck up donny"
SmurfStomper6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After all this time? Always.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Merry Christmas ya' filthy animal!"
Love it.
TGAmpersand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bob had bitch tits.
I-miss-Jerry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1,2,3,4,5? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!
AntonioGarcia_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a Goofy Goober yeah! You're a Goofy Goober Yeah! We're all Goofy Goobers Yeah! Goofy Goofy Goofy Goobers Yeah!"
DoctorCube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I see dead people."
teh_mexirican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude, nobody fucks with a lion."
GeordieMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the forks
commiedad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tired of these motherfukin snakes on this motherfukin plane
Gdmftfh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run, Forrest, run!
Captainhowdy72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" my mother put me on a hook once. ONCE!"
Mojica50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Badges!? We don't need no stinkin' badges!
lexofrost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get off my plane"
salavaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're going to need a bigger boat.
andidebest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Strange things are afoot at the circle k"
whereisthegravitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
69 dude!
0mgm0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MA! THE MEATLOAF!
AntisocialOatmeal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aww, you guys made me ink!"
dkaywantstoknow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dare you!! I double dare you!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello Clarice"
heteroalien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
a census taker once tried to test me, i ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti *fbfbfbffbfb
FeAj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who ya gonna call?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in"
joesworkaccount ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
WizardOfTheLawl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He is the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now
AnteaterChem17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
villycher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming.
petey_jarns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
License and registration... chicken fucker.
CaptainObviousSpeaks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"With enough soap we can blow up anything"
mister_gone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No ticket.
Eric12345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Maximum effort"
aspiradream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FOUR FOR YOU GLEN COCO, YOU GO GLEN COCO!
DevilsLittleChicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goooooood Morning Vietnam!
Oh, wait...
stitcher82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The last of the Mohicans is burning man!
meidani26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE, WHAT BABE? THE BABE WITH THE POWER.
not everyone will get this and I accept that. I accept my 80s nerd tastes.
danceswithdoge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat..."
mayor_titty_pueblo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrrreeeeevvverrr.
wicked-dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a trap!"
FayTheCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WE'RE NOT WORTHY, WE'RE NOT WORTHY"
thelucifer92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't know about You Miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier."
ApathyLincoln ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whats that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
cewallace9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is he in there?" "Nope. Lucky for him otherwise I would have slapped his corpse."
Moon-dog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:04:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can fix it!
xizorargus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the โvox populiโ now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that itโs my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
ThePizzaReaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know who you are. But I'll find you, and I'll kill you.
Poutinegravy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead make my day.
superspeckman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
ToddNewHere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mostly..."
littlejjb1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MAY the force be with you
Gritty-tortoise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a fuckin' six shooter!
fat_squeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But what about second breakfast?"
Fly_ontheceiling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"say hello to my little friend"
evangriggs_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who am I? Prisoner 24601
snakesareracist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard, Harry."
BigHern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you like them apples?
Giancarlo456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like the way you die boy.
DerpyPotater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"KAAAAIISSSER SOZEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
1337pre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You play ball like a GIRL!"
noonecanknowwhoiam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Daddy would you like some sausage?!"
GiveMeThemPhotons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry officer, I'm so used to driving on ze autobahn.
snakesareracist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ugh, as if!"
D-Shap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I can... touch you... Noww"
FromMyInternetDevice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Littering and..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's $25000 alpaca! You blot that shit!
ruinher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"... You ain't got no job, you aint got shit to do..."
afleri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Over the line!!
NortBlorton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tungur kniefvur"
Rgonnelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
samster010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
BWinter1985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We've got no food, no jobs... Our pets heads are falling off!!"
Nihiliste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear is the mind-killer.
chuckychub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a lead farmer motherfucker!
MindOverManter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My spinach puffs!"
combatadvantage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah I hearted them too until they signed to a major label and the lead singer turned into a total bitch and ruined my life forever"
S1mplejax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey you don't say that
batmanyearpun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not even supposed to be here today"
shenanigins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're an inanimate-fucking-object!
I'm surprised this one hasn't been mentioned yet with how much Reddit loves that movie.
Palindromer101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You ate a whole.. wheel of cheese? And you pooped in the refrigerator?
You know what? I'm not even mad. That's amazing."
HandsomeMenace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?!
xscribb1e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry"
EePiEye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's your car, dude?
BetaSoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To bad She won't live. But then again, who does."
Ajr2183 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
supersmash159 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We have to get this delorean up to 88 MPH!"
slushysnowman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Father to a murdered son, husband to a murderered wife... and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next!
SukMehoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We need to talk about your TPS reports.
potatetoe_tractor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!
Carcinogenico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"On a long enough timeline the survival rate of everyone drops to zero"
insanerevelation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box, man? What's in the box?"
Rebelrickus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can go suck a fuck!
jerkstore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You'll shoot your eye out!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is no time for caution.
heteroalien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
also " the anwser is 42"
dbm5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm positive he's dead."
goodsirandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
90% honesty.
OR
MURPPHHHHHH
CapnBesh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again."
alphasquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternate tile for this thread:
"What are some famous movie quotes?"
Lemonnjello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And thennnnnn? NO AND THEN!
LiquidAlt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ive seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion. I Watched C beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
circlejerker2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead or alive, you're coming with me
TheManWith4HooveS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run! Go! Get to da choppa!"
Malcolmpargin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth".
Rapidshotz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tuna on white, no crust."
claytonw854 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you not entertained?
capt-chris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Cara mia!"
Gain007004 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On Wednesday we wear pink!
jazz835 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did we just become best friends?
Vikkly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"we got a blackhawk down, we got a blackhawk doooownnn."
Poutinegravy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
bigedthebad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MY BALLS ITCH!!'
botchman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I think we've established that 'tooky tooky and kah kah ka kah' don't work"
DEEP_ANUS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna be on television!
armorine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
want some candy?
Outsideshooter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two quotes since this is a tough one:
"Luke, I am your father" or "WAGRRRRWWGAHHHHWWWRRGGAWWWWWWRR"
RickyOG90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"tis but a scratch"
coorzbahk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My boyfriend told me this was a superhero movie, but that guy just skewered that other guy like a fucking kabob."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your war is arrogance. That makes it evil. That's mine."
manitooktheredpill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I aim to misbehave."
"Shiny" also excepted.
TelluWat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Want know how I got these scares"
weltall0917 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in.
Trippyandstuff04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stay classy San Diego"
chandlerinyemen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wipe my own ass!
Destinyspire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You had me at hello."
XUtilitarianX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome..... To the thunderdome
JewyHymenburger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again!! Say what again I dare you-- I double dare you motherfucker say what one more god damn time!!!
Dr_Boxy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
next time be polite to my nuts
Mallrat1973 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What we've got here is failure to communicate."
fishvilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.
SneakierNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some kind of smart bug!
ScreamerA440 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Someday we might look back on this and decide that Saving Private Ryan was the one decent thing we were able to pull out of this whole godawful, shitty mess."
Kumirkohr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee ki yay, motherfucker.
WayneKent93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Chemistry's the one with shapes and shit right?"
ceejaex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You'll shoot your eye out!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl
bhfroh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, Luke... I am your father..."
kyriako ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Eight year olds dude."
Kidpunk98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why so serious?
catastrophichysteria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How do you like them apples?"
HappyManBeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want breakfast"
BringBackBetamax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goodschpeed!
loganknows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry"
Aethermancer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I's afraid of the dark.
Rudresh27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so long and thanks for all the fish
immortalalphoenix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Sparta!
spartancody08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
wait-wut_wait-wut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never let go, Jack
desperado24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nunchuck skillsโฆ bowhunting skillsโฆ computer hacking skillsโฆ Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!โ
msctex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wendy..."
15demi08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"After nine years, do you know what i realized? Ignorance is bliss."
motownmods ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes.
tubewatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For as long as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.
DonCorleoneSaysHello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox!
Fus_Rho_Duh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello commisioner.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Large_Dman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
i_forgot_my_sn_again ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A liter of cola
WayneKent93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yo Sleepy, wus up homie!, everyone saying that Sleepy he like the Mexican wolverine"
CupcakesWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As if!"
GenkiElite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ouuuuuch.
BananaSandwichDuce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put on the Damn glasses!! (Classic fight scene ensues.)
diplomatcat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It was a run by fruiting"
athjads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me, do you bleed?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti'
truemeliorist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"
anotherdonald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Play it, Sam.
glacius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
Snottra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get of my lawn"
maximumegg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To a delightful weekend in the country.
frozeniferno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hey stranger
joseisonfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Mama says that alligators are ornery cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
zacwebb1994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bueller....Bueller....Bueller"
banzaizach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The force will be with you always"
Shraker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did they misbehave?
Toby_dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
King Kong ain't got shit on me!
thebestperson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yur a wizard Harry!
Weebarney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face! Ohh you're gonna buy my chicken! Ooh! (Dad, how can you hate the Colonel?) Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smart ass!
doorpaint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're sending you...Back to the Future!
Suave_Senpai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's called a hustle sweetheart.
DrSpodermanPHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We got to stop the bad guys."
SuperAmazingAwesomeO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's no crying in baseball!"
Beck256 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
BrushyAmoeba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The clown has no penis
cascer1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a daisy if you do.
Nothingbutsocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't cross the streams.
TunaLobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Danger Zone
nerdhappy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1.21 jigawatts?!?
Evillock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits."
Sojoez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would it give it away?
Maybe, maybe not, maybe go fuck yourself.
FlamingArmor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't one of those movies!
Superjoshe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Long live the King...."
glacius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have two guns one for each of ya"
DeckT_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
''Luke..'' no need to even say the rest of it
Flyingtypewriter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah... I have a girlfriend.... Her name is Lafawnda.
ninjahappysquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"
I_upvoted_you_bro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'I'm your huckleberry"
Azzy1510 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why so serious, Son?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
fishyfriday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to return some videotapes.
MaxCrack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sono101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RUN FORREST RUN!
bawin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that's a tasty burger
tooktacos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then?
flurrfegherkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
heeeeeeeeere's Johnny!!
Catalinawinemixerbro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Kick his ass Seabass!"
ShadyHighlander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now.
Cbennett3395 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
MostED13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
ChillaryHinton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey guys, where do you think the Red October went?"
FranklintheTMNT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
r2andb1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
musicmann4562 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
dirtypicklewrester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Liter of cola
russellmania14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you say Yoots?
bihesad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How you gone get fired on your day off"
CloneClasher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
rollmyroyce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
JazzMasterX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So what would you little maniacs like to do first?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need cracker jack timing, Wayne
x2pr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Au Revoir Shoshana"
TheMassAwakening ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane..
Kinderschlager ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
feeling lucky punk?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will find you, and I will kill you
1millionppm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty bird.. Pretty bird...
Digital_Dropkick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along."
quadlix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
I'm the all singing all dancing crap of the world.
You're not your fucking khakis.
I am Jack's total lack of surprise.
drdohnut7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ni!"
DownWithPastryarchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shocked it hasn't been done yet, from my quick search...
"Say hello to my little friend!"
craftylady1031 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"At my signal, unleash hell."
easyroscoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
CapraFish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Missster Andersonnn"
eastindyguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You gave me an abnormal brain?
ZeikCallaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since I didn't see it. "I'm your huckleberry."
CalebDK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the chopper!
invalid_dictorian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
Mcmuphin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck is the Internet?
AnnieCake15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fish are friends, not food"
KOpackBEmets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEEEEEDOMMMMM!
ThyPandaWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forest, Run!
ModsAreCuntz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Autobots, transform and roll out!"
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coffee is for closers.
65rytg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put.. The bunny... Back in the box"
604vancity604 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what one more time"
sederts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's my secret , Cap... I'm always angry.
mojowerking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How many Assholes do we have here anyhow?!
That80sBlow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't know who you are, but I will find you and kill you"
sfitzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have what she's having.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WITNESS ME!
Grenzwert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For England, James?" "No. For me."
wenzel32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How many assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?"
"Yo!"
"I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!"
Franklin413 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the force Luke!
orfyz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Forget about it'
BlindSpotGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes I question you're commitment to Sparkle Motion.
BUBBENSTEIN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's like some kind of Hot Tub Time Machine"
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!
RTJamerson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You stay, I go."
jguy79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
ResidingAt42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me Smalls!"
NickTab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"
MrJWick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have a particular set of skills...I will find you, and I will kill you"
Kosmosaik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Derka derka derka?"
catdoctor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
"Here's looking at you, kid."
"I find your lack of faith...disturbing."
"Put. Ze kendle. Beck."
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
"Rosebud."
This is too easy....
brainintraining ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your Father!
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father!
I_dont_like_it_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no crying in baseball!"
oldcreaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Dude abides."
RickRussellTX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to da choppa!
darthfodder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."
PewPewUDeaded ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How is your sex life?
sixfourtykilo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Samir Nona... Na...Na.. well not gonna work here anyway....
_msiii_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I see dead people."
_sergio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He touched the butt"
VorpalSingularity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We can't stop here. This is bat country.
Nekro31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" Come out to playyyyyyy."
Khirin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stay gold, Ponyboy
Prophet_Of_Loss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do they speak English in What?!
supernovacarpetbomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask.
xfinityrod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm going to have to science the shit out of this."
xbigman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English, mother fucker. Do you speak it?!"
the_man_Sam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WAARRIOOOOORS... COME OUT TO PLAAAAYYYEEEAAAY"
Ghost_R11121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?
FN__2187 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger"
theDodgerUk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We need a bigger boat
gullinbursti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know what nemesis means?
yodisbsteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
E.T. Phone home
Chris74439 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dude abides.
SPEEDIN459 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You've got to ask yourself one question... Do I feel lucky?.... Well..... Do ya punk?"
Redbird9346 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The power of Christ compels you"
Edwhirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's no moon."
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are a true vulgarian, aren't you?
Cheesymuffins36 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Im tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!"
Bellski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish."
CitsuocAirwaveS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you not entertained?!"
Goat_Rider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon
bigblackcouch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flutemouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Navin R. Johnson, sounds like a typical bastard!"
Tacosr4ever25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want all you, forever, you and me, everyday"
brandongoeszoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meet me in Montauk
themandober ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me?"
DreNoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
halfbreed_prince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I loov yah, i always hawv, n i wanna marry yah!
Probenzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keep the change ya filthy animal"
RabbitHats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry...and that's just my game."
Maxfieldwins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English, mother fucker. Do you speak it?
Or You feelin' lucky, punk?
NevaMO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.
SkiddlyBum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
diothar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung Fu"
EarlyMorningDonut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dogs and cats living together. MASS HYSTERIA
Kevin1873 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These drug cartels represent a clear and present danger to the national security of the United States.
Gabby_Johnson444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dock that chink a days pay for nappin on the job.
RealOutcasty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do, Pig
Flaemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
Cbennett3395 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WITNESS ME!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soylent Green is People. Oh, wait...
ickshter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Luke. I am your father.
Induslad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Spartaaaaa! Aaahhhhhhh...
remo_raptor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl
Spocks_Katra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH
Krios101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rage against the dying of the light.
SelphiesSmile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go.
meeeghanp7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates, ya never know what you're gonna get
ThxBeToAJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey boys....I'M BAAAACCCCK
TimmyDB432 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a trap!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't handle the truth!
Japots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
sudarmuthu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby
RegretlessStrike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not your fault."
j_stock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tina, you fat Lard! Eat your dinner!
Yankeez12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
IW1N ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
starscream22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you take the blue pill, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. you take the red pill and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes
RyanDestroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl....
avatarr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
HauntedJackInTheBox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
beaver400 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Royale with cheese
Chimichanga723 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And here. we. Go
ThatBoringGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
HoneyBadger79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Manners maketh man."
One_Who_Wears_Coats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ever Danced with the Devil in the pale Moon Light?"
juicius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me I'm a good man...
thebartman47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I got the poo on meee!"
DavesPPC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the Force be with you"
_Maine_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"These schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!"
AwfulAtLife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You never go full retard"
polerix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't much look like a steer!
RdscNurse4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a bold strategy cotton, lets see if it pays off for 'em"
DanCTapirson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can never underestimate the predictability of stupidity"
ThatLunarCastle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DOZE AH MAI COOKIEZ!
kixxx_troll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Malaya!
stml0809 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
how YOU doin?
timbob_berea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep the change you filthy animal.
Meta_Sloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is Papa Dragon."
turveytopsey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's Allllliiiiiiive!!!!" "Of all the gin joints in all the towns......."
sumitviii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he did not exist."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black and blue, god vs man, day vs night! Son of krypton vs Bat of Gotham!
Metalworks13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have here the fiftee- TEN. Ten commandments!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
avatarr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back and forth, forever.
MildCorneaDamage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig, that'll do
Ruffblade027 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They're filmin' something... They're filmin' midgets!"
whereisthegravitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chinese lollipop man.
jefferlewpew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not your fault.
seankyKong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is going to be a total clustercuss, for everybody."
grradams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego!"
XV_Crosstrek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run, Forrest, Run!
McKeddie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milwaukee -itโs pronounced โmill-e-wah-queโ which is Algonquin for โthe good land.โ
Brasscogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Man I'm sick and tired of all these Star Wars"
4F460tWu55yDyk3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that!"
upliketrump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest run!!!
aliekiddo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Khaaaaannn!!!
The_sky_marine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I see dead people"
Xclbr1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nut up or shut up"
geerodge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mmmm! This IS a tasty burger"
Kyotossword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Warriorssss come out to playayyy
phforNZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Woah."
DanceEthanDance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot"
okcsmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate Illinois Nazis.
ImGonnaObamaYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you guys wanna go see a dead body?
WhatTheSneakers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
GoblinBelow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TROOOOLLL!!!
NewEnglandManchowder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, where's my car?
NessieReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We'll always have Paris.
envoie-moi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tell me, do you bleed?"
TravelingOcelot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Preciousss.
CPS01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET TO DA CHOPPER
SugarTaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do the chickens have large talons?
tothepowerof23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"
iplaywithblocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It must be some kind of hot tub time machine.
mighty_rel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's looking at you, kid.
Azlan82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
King Kong ain't got shit on me!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm tired of all these Motherfucking snakes on this Motherfucking plane"
MrShakesEUW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
zenmushroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now this is the plan. Get your ass to mars.
Biolust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SPARTAAA
monstroso99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your Father"
Kulaid871 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie is that?
monstroso99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars V
webghosthunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello my name is Inigo Montoya
ThatIndianKidJason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HERE'S JOHNNY!"
will_r3ddit_4_food ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright alright alright
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you build it, he will come.
BeachVolleyball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Make my day"
scold_hands ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WAR, "huh" yea! What is it good for?
treble-n-bass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KHAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!
Justheretotroll69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You dont want to suck dick as fucking pussy!
Temporalwar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A whole new world"
spawnofcthulhu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You stay, I go, no following
speedy2686 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhรคuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
windyman20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.
joeyoly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like some kind of... hot tub time machine!
Taichikins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's so fetch
1forresst1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates"
m808v ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I live, I die, I live again!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't cross the streams!"
Tdogg425 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They sucked his brain out!
jgrubb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, alright, alright...
damianstuart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There can be only One!
IronMochi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let's get down to business..."
Nothing_On_DRADIS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I... Am your father.
pigeonforthebirds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me.
Fred42096 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"An African swallow or a European swallow?"
tqnkL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEREEEEEE'S JOHNNY! :$
secondonion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill
MeowtheGreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They mostly come at night... mostly"
snakefactory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
adeaddove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!
winebarbie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no crying in baseball!
ThatOneGuyOscar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is Sparta!"
Lakinar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's still some good left in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for!"
artappel7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do'ya like dags?
cive666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leeloo Dallas multipass!
peddlingflowers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like Phil Collins?
seabass_bones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Yippie-Kai-Yay Mother fucker!"
Librobrothers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
daveashaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"it's the best deal you're going to get."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
nomskull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud."
Rebeanman99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't handle the truth!
SilentMasterX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
lameleftguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHERE IS SHE!"
Bullocks_Bollocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bond, James Bond"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For all we know, the Lakers could've just won right now"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me about it, stud.
ScottIPease ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bueller... Bueller
silly_rabbi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!
DavidRyatta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"are you familiar with the shmoo"
Kiptoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only winning move is not to play.
Sleepered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? Fuck you, pay me.
bd33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bye Felicia
Landingmonkeys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No... I am your father!"
Flappy_Dick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!
Hereforfunagain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Great Scott!"
ericdag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I see dead people."
Nothing_On_DRADIS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also; "Great Scott!"
Slim_Pihkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung Fu."
Adityarajpal16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me?"
zahra_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard."
WillaBerble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something, something power converters.
Kgrimes2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton."
"You know, there's nothing wrong with that name."
"There was nothing wrong with it... Until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys."
Zabooo69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I paint a shoe gold?
NeverAdopted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle.
steinamo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How the fuck have I not seen:
"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
commanderlestat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KHAN!
RettJk11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enough is Enough. I have had it with these motherfing snakes on this motherfing plane!
FrankMiner2949er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.
goatmile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
they're taking the hobbits to isengard
onceuponalinux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Cliffs of Insanity!
picadilly17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stop looking at me, swan!!!"
str8_ched ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, baby, yeah!
BAM5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"I see dead people"
"Yippie Kai Yay, mother fucker"
"The first rule of fight club, is you don't talk about fight club."
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
"I have had it with these mother fuckin snakes, on this mother fuckin plane!"
"Vote for Pedro"
"You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in paris?"
solman96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?
[pulls open his coat, revealing a badge]
It says United States Marshal!
lcoursey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is it the one where you're standing in sort of Son God robes on the top of a mountain while thousands of naked women are throwing little pickles at you? No? Why am I the only one that has that dream?"
MaxRekt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
ideologistpool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My precious"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Choose life
Caevus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inconceivable!"
TheeAlligatorr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule is...
Strayvector ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at 'Hello'
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've scrolled so far down. Where the fuck is "luke, I am your father".
Cylon_Toast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
mikerz85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are your ducts boring?
Chondricthyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
NessieReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does.
iamtheyeti311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There can be only one.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On Wednesdays, we wear pink
F1nalMasterpiece ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The D is silent"
giants4210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How am I funny?
sadfatlonely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Baked_Schwan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!
Itsmeyoudick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart.
dillanf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jennay..
667x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leeloo Dallas, Multipass.
creativecurls_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talking to me?
winteriscoming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like a glove
Mycotoxicjoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?"
i_iz_potato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!
thedapperdudee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gimme the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker!
seabass_bones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
Alpharink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MISSION REPORT DECEMBER 16 1991!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So you're telling me there's a chance..."
IronedSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/moviescirclejerk
Wumer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WELLLLLLL Kyle's mom's a bitch
SpectralBlade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know, we could have been a good couple. We could have had something special. But you one crazy-ass bitch!"
Stoney066 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend". Or "I'll give him an offer he can't refuse
swervingmoss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?"
Fly_ontheceiling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"im walking here"
dirt_dog390 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You will not make this putt, jackass!"
SullyBeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But why male models?"
thecrusadeswereahoax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're my boy, Blue!
scottmaclean24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
_tralfamadore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WALL-EEEEEEEEEEEE!
Oh, whoops. I broke the only rule.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bueller... Bueller... Bueller"
Nazrael75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My hands. They just werent strong enough.
-Type2- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
FrankMiner2949er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monsters from the id
BigSwingaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So check it out it's like this, if I lose winner takes my car clean and clear, but if I win I take the cash... And I take the respect"
ThatOneGuyOscar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's no moon. It's a space station."
thezaland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Chopper, sic balls."
Silkdad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
seankyKong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Redrum"
BicepWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"
moshisimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How is 'Hasta la vista, baby' not here yet?
6chan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Certainly it hurts, the trick (William Potter) is not MINDING that it hurts!
captainfluffballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You'll remember this as the day you almost caught captain jack sparrow"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where's Rachel?! Where is she!?"
jmiller115 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not wrong. You're just an asshole.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aloha Mr. Hand."
nemean_lion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue"
freerdj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you know what nemesis means?"
Sunset_plaza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nothing's fucked here Dude."
Mc_copern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!
whatstheplandan33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
Goldieschlocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man, game over
Wanamassamama46 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're all dead Sir
rjstamey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the need, for speed!
raindropmachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I drink from your milkshake!"
broodje_kaas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon"
danzalicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Batman
ElLibroGrande ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See you at the party Richter!
ncopp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming "
xscribb1e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Earth!"
Siethron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's got electrolytes.
UselessPastries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a big guy."
raouldukeesq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gunga, gunga galunga!
Baldone234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"First rule of fight club,is you never talk about fight club"
barrre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you're a bird, I'm a bird."
ikilledtupac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at me. I am the Captain now.
NessieReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to go see about a girl.
HailSkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
tylerchu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
breezybiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This IS a Tasty burger!"
ethurmz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL!
murr_cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you like them apples?
TheGoodConsumer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park"
0Altair0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'This is Sparta!'
OboeHobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the boooooox?"
DRGaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry."
Youreprobablygay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead people
Laddeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yes its true, this man has no dick"
amelkind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
coolfir3pwnz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries."
dfromrc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alright, alright, alright"
ThisPostIsIncredible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I wanna play a game..."
audeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeere's Johnny!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah. Dads leave. No need to be a pussy about it."
MelvinDickpictweet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It must be some kind of... hot tub time machine." I'm a doing this right?
mexws6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZVEGNAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
imnotstupid44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shaken, not stirred
SailorDad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want my two dollars!
ncopp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What we have here, is a failure to communicate"
BusterStarfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Lanc717 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Austria...well, good day, mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did he just say 'funky butt lovin?"
ninjaflur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I love about high school girls...I get older...they stay the same age!
CaptainMakinItHappen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!!!
ReggieMcGigas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Negasonic Teenage... what the shit? That's the coolest name ever!"
Palhinuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why are you all wet, baby?"
Mizzumil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're not in Kansas anymore"
RegularGuy121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
''The eyes Chico. They never lie" ''Ride or die, remember?''
GottaLoveSmartWater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ezryder27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For-ev-er
ncopp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Use the force Luke"
reed3245 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?
BrazilianTinaFey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Follow the spiders? Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies'?"
DannyEbeats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BEEE... EEE... AYEEE.. YOUTIFULLLL
Twick87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's, like, your opinion man.
moonman1603 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We have a Hulk"
rostafa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Z is dead baby. Z is dead.
Hairy_Balsagna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHAMPOO IS BETTA! I GO ON FIRST, AND CLEAN THE HAYA
kevin_k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gungagalunga
ifiallowit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ludicrous speed... Go!
Fourth wall break, inside a fourth wall break? That's like... A 16th wall break
Zockman175 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember when Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Bulldogs won the Bourbon bowl, do ya?๏ปฟ"
Ryan_D_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing, always be closing"
kevin_k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Two dollars"
onemansurfparty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm just so tired of all these star wars"
brotherhafid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa.
westcoastfloorguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where were going we don't need roads
Mephb0t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
reactance_impact ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the Box." This quote is used at my job a lot, when a box just the right size is delivered.
johnnyslims ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine!
kelbelle37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.
moshisimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'KITTY!'
Edw1nner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If he dies, he dies.
ehmath02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT'S IN THE BOX
s_rl14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Potter, our, new, celebrity.
OGODB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates
Scottyboy14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why so serious?
ElGatoTriste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah man. I'm pretty fucking far from okay.
SonicBanjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Never tell me the odds"
CDThroaway1111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We have to find Nemo!"
Hint, it's the league of extraordinary gentlemen.
lolwutkthxbai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have to return some video tapes."
schkowl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what again...."
LoyolaProp1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALLS!"
rvs007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I see dead people..."
GetBuckChuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE"
0a9s8da0s9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
do you fell lucky punk?
RobinWolfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your Huckleberry
RECOGNI7E ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AllLLL...Righty...Then!
dman5202 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're my boy, Blue!"
relaxbro12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"
elitemafiaxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ogres have layers
coldwithfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.
AquamarineCow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.
BeenJamminMon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson
FearTheWeird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, you guys!"
hammn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whoa."
Albertagator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!
jessfm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody puts baby in the corner."
insideoutsocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't handle the truth!!!
Barathri_Daemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOURE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"
Jin-roh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Every living creature dies alone."
ImGiraffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What does Marcellus Wallace look like
birchpitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He chose... poorly."
FishDawgX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead people.
markov- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
nocthermal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
danmarkgallant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"LeeLoo Dallas Multi Pass." "MUUUUULLLTTTIII PASS"
Noobivore36 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Heeeeeeeeeeere's JOHNNY!!!"
niknight_ml ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure how many people have seen Short Circuit 2 /s.
obla-di ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WILSON!!!"
PS2Facts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
ninjew36 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings.
Bakerboy448 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nothing takes five minutes!"
PopTartS2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have got to get me one of these!!!"
simonovv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome...to Jurassic Park!"
rollsterribleblunts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"PC Load letter, the fuck is that? Fuck does that mean?"
abuchohan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AVAKAHADRA!
ivel501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess that must have been some sorta looks at camera hot tub time machine.
MyFaceIsItchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does it count if the quote includes the title of the movie? Haha
judgej2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I doing it right?
missy070203 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner.
RegdarSon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"we do not want your tired or sick, its is your corrupt we claim. it is your evil that shall be sought by us"
Thenwolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I could do this all day"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's the thing dreams are made of."
c1namber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYONE!!
IronedSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"that's a lot of fish."
MikeDawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's no crying in baseball."
HiImDavid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry.
lordoffire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Honey, where's my supersuit?"
mackanj01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He's who you send to kill the fackign "boogeyman" " or alternatively
"Oh..."
blaghart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hallo.
My name is Inigo Montoya.
You keeled my fathah.
Prepare to die.
joshistheman3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I triggered it 35 minutes ago"
Alternatively "I'll look down and whisper, 'no..'"
Criterion515 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Dobby_Knows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a Wizard Harry"
"Bloody Hell"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fa Eva!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scarlet, I don't give a damn!
Angry_Apollo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MA! The meatloaf!
Barathri_Daemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"DID YOU PUT YER NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYA?!?!!!!?!"
enzio04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
there are two kinds of people in this world...
Wellhowboutdat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you shoot the Devil in the back?
DoubleDeucer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He's losing his mind... and I'm reaping all the benefits"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're on a mission from God."
FishDawgX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is.
rickjamesdean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
travelea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Draw me like one of your french girls"
2dollarb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let me ax you a question...how do you get mud in da tires?"
Thelemonsfam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
linux-couton-newb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard, Harry."
MrSkellingt0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my name is jeff
easttxyall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Allllllllrighty then.
joshistheman3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rocket elbow"
Crewbrooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"On Wednesday's we wear Pink"
AllTheThingsSheSays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sorry Steve, but he's my friend." "So was I."
Matador0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're out out of your element, Donny!
mchaney2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My main man Vern
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice fucking model (honk honk)
Bazing4baby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of...
I_know_that_movie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Damn, this is a tight spot!"
snips521 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All Right.. All Right..All Right
Dgerst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOW ME THE MONEY!!
CassanovaFrankenstei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I understand. In death members of project mayhem HAVE a name. His name was Robert Paulson.
obste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a snake in my boot
potato-san ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MAXIMUM EFFORT!" or "SUPER PENIS!"
Pseudonova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in the bidness of killing Nat-zees and, cousin, bidness is a-boomin.
B26354 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The French can be annoying. Come to Greece, we're nicer!
-or-
"Hello"
krunnky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Motionised ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You shoot to kill, you better hit the heart."
This is a hard one, but the quote is so bone-chillingly good if you've seen the movie you'll instantly know.
ToxicFrost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's just a flesh wound"
TheConnosaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Adventure is out there!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
look at me
Schaabalahba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Holy dog shit! Texas?! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down!"
CoolguyThePirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry."
machineorman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If he dies, he dies.
ispedreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"... and your little dog too!"
Arj_toast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just learned Kung Fu.
RedClamSect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gorlami!
Shanbo88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Manure! I hate manure!!"
Enragedocelot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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rickjamesdean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you."
vaashole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit."
canafominux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do. Or do not. There is no try.
embrunner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."
nippleshanks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's just like...your opinion, man."
Sigma_Wentice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'You got a pretty mouth city boy'
jlee1546 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's alive, alive!
chadvw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NI!"
tempy_16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Impossible? Why, I've been know to do at least 6 impossible things before breakfast."
MeatAndBourbon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fed the horse; I didn't know he was a diabetic!
sarahbobby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All of my weight. You can hold all of my weight?!
Pojomofo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries"
Stonerack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
''One does not simply..''
koros83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
bepseh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bond... James Bond.
ShagBox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So long, and thanks for all the fish."
buckeye837 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This... is...SPARTA!
secretheartmusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy livin or get busy dyin
Geminian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you rushing or are you dragging?!?"
Charly_Murphy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me Smalls!"
SleazySPI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Kaiser Soze!"
VampireSurgeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHEN THE FUCK DID WE GET ICECREAM?!"
kvs17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates.."
jamestporter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He slimed me."
AGreekGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
Lena1143 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's looking at you kid.
Calfurious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough, and just gets everywhere!
Artifice1998 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say Hello to My Little Friend!
javin666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where we're going we don't need roads
pussydickens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"After all this time?" "Always."
jamesthomas1111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to give him an offer he can't refuse.
zodiark1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM THE LAW!
BicepWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"
PrawojazdyVtrumpets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For my next impression, Jessie Owens!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I like the way you die, boy."
evanallmighty7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I drink your milkshake.
Calfurious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From my point of view the Jedi are evil!
slipperylips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Redrum, Redrum, Redrum...
nearthefear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O captain! My captain!
peakys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is one more thing... It's been emotional."
funkytownjesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
8 year olds dude...
MkinItAwkwardSince95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tony Stark could build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!"
et_will_be_back ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Dragon_yum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your honor I am a law abiding citizen.
WhiteOrca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're just meat for the beast!" I feel like most people won't get this one unless they've seen the movie. The movie is Nightbreed.
sid1602 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love is Blind, Wade
No, you're blind.
Eriwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. I am your father
onetake1der ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
mtc1094 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Whitsoxrule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now I ax ya, would you give a fuck what kinda pants the sonuva bitch that shot cha was wearin?"
bvzm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...
TenuousOgre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're our only hope."
Deviljho_Dirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leeloo Dallas...Multi Pass
FrankMiner2949er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon
Green3ymang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse."
Pizzarcatto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
theckman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now to teach you boys a lesson, me and officer Rabbit are going to stand here while you three smoke the whole bag.
Harmicky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
Nlilmtvgzoruv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not who I am underneath but what I do that defines me
renotime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
ace0fskulls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'whats in the box!!!!!!!'
danomano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get off my lawn!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...Bond. James Bond."
lurkinallday23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2319! We have a 2319!
7hriv3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer"
gogogophers22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why do you wanna play cawlidge hawkey?"
sk8erdmc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For-ev-ver!"
B26354 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stagger, Stagger, Stagger, Stagger, ROLL!"
Barffff97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
JollyGreenJeff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAMSONITE!! I was way off!!!!
StpdSxyFlndrs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alright, alright, alright..."
mhking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And like that.... He was gone...
simpleminds99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your killing me smalls !!!
astray71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father."
rlemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
steve, she touched my pepe
dasbentobox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have fun storming the castle!!!
aykcak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mesa called Jar Jar Binks, mesa your humble servant!"
unfortunately...
Sprinklesss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father."
DeltaMango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He would pee a V in people coats.. you know, for victory."
Fiveranarchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STELLAAAAAA!
NoOneFartsLikeIDo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"KEYSER SOZE!"
Gella321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two chicks at the same time.
djsloan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shake and bake!
kleners ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CHCHCHCH KAKAKAKA
lochness541 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
And in my opinion ITS THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER!!!
imnotstupid44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Two men enter, one man leaves!"
colorsofshit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's called a lance.... hellooo
FrankMiner2949er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure
skineechef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice
Aeolun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
Whatswiththelights ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KEVIN!!!!!!๐ฑ
CitrusGymnast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Manners Maketh Man"
BlackBeltBeta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Greetings, Professor Fawkes. Would you like to play a game?"
Octobers_second_one ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Never tell me the odds"
Barry_McKackiner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you."
louielevine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What we have here is a failure to communicate"
jlsubl04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Not my daughter, you bitch!"
A_Medium_Pizza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HARRY! DID YAH PUT YAH NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH?!?!?!??!
he said calmly.
Gabe12P ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bye Felicia
rushaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?????"
thaddevs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Choreboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except without Luke's name.
epicmaymaylord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"now that is one tasty burger"
RustedKnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goooooooood morning, Vietnam!
conlintr1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coopersmith!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zeus. My name is Zeus. As in, and Father of Apollo, Mount Olympus, don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass. ZEUS! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
jpat_games ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father!"
Mariita24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There comes a time in your life when you have to say what the fuck.
kmacku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?"
zeitgeistist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
ipisscodeine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard harry
GreenBean81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"The first rule of"
seethesea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember Sammy Jankis.
-vegetables ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
NoOneFartsLikeIDo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yo dawg, alls I'm sayin' is dat if we keep fightin' these mo'fuckin' STAR WARS, we gon' lose!" - Lando Calrisean.
marsephel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's called a hustle, sweetheart."
Miss_Pent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What we have here is failure to communicate."
HotSauceMakesITbetta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I reckon.. mmmpf
danideex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know why I pulled you over?
Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!
Wolfy21_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do the roar!"
GamerGhostPlayer2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly"
nopurposeflour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"
dSolver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME
pretzel_logique ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Our pet's heads are falling off!!
darthballes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, they deserve to die; and I hope they burn in Hell.
JeffTennis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you.
mhking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain... David is dead...
TheDarkSideGamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father.
sparrow_point ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
Spinnak3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We have no food, we have no jobs... OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! "
Food4Thawt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Air Force ma'am. Requesting to shake the hand of the daughter, of the bravest man I've ever met. "
ZombieBitchTits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson
Radioactivetree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"one last ride."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KEVIN !
account4august2014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life uhhhhhhhh finds a way
cyborglazerman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke I am your father.
CaptainZapper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Comedian died last night, and nobody cares. Nobody cares but me
Itsmebabyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talking to me?
lily-mama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard harry
Wrum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Would it help?"
FrankMiner2949er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Klaatu barada nikto
kirarm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata
ceciltech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any line from Monty Python and the Holly Grail!
DishwasherTwig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Grot-see."
APotter12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KHAAAAAAAAAAN!
WarrenKB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's one bad hat Harry.
jordanlund ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a bad feeling about this...
droopyheadliner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gettin too old for this shit...
MidniteSpecialist94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Call it..."
DesiGirl98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yer a wizard, Harry"
NoOneFartsLikeIDo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Matrix."
Aztec_Reaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Anyone who runs is a VC, anyone who stands still is a well disciplined VC"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey look it's Jaws!"
AichSmize ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yah! And monkeys may fly out of my butt!
NoOneFartsLikeIDo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand how this game works.
GermanHammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me, Smalls!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm going to do to your face what limp bizkit did to music back in the 90s."
Scottie_Happens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps.
commentsonceayear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fiendish Dr. Wu, you done fucked up now!
DocHollidaisy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the room together.
slimgully ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in what?
prozacgod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You killed the monster shark, Dickens!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta La Vista Baby !
FrankMiner2949er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do not forsake me oh my darling
rickjamesdean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!"
AcidWetsuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For as long as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.
bojanglefunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to earf.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
cocky_fish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll start.. My name is Rod, and I like to party.
compscijedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Sykirobme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
eyesick24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPAARRTTAAA!
Zach_the_k1ller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father!
LordPetrichor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Earf!
acidghosts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, please, tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?"
coolreader18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CARLOS
iHumanist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those aren't PILLOWS!
ffottron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think the carpet pissers did this?
BigSpang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember my first beer.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
I_am_from_Kentucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
buddhabellyOM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DAYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUMMMMMNNNNN!!!!
i_likebeefjerky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
How do you shoot and kill women and children?
Oh it's easy, just don't lead them as much.
diggsbiggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning...
Reboot153 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dogs and cats, living together... MASS HYSTERIA!"
treverios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He smelled like licorice and old books, she thought to herself, as tears rolled from her eyes, the color of muddy puddles.
NEIL_VON_POKEY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at hello.
innocuous_gorilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father!
CynicClinic1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the smell
itwasntme19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get busy living, or get busy dying."
th4tguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Iron Man
Rriviere1008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"we're gonna need a bigger boat"
ascorbicknf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never compromise, even in the face of Armageddon
valranga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Back !!!!
TheMrShadySlim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what's in the box
Gummybearlover69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me... Do you bleed?... You will.
SerialTypist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois.
kristenleigh127 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll have what she's having."
nyctaeris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No... I AM your father."
Not_The_Expected ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOOOWWW MEEEE THE MONEEEEEYYYYY
saboola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FFFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
Oliveira1Thiago ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This aren't the droids you're looking for
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey you guys!"
The_Unarmed_Doctor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
Aaennon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I drive"
hhsoares ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
Theo95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shake and bake"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember. Most things in here do not react well to bullich.
Ponysag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Slimebeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman."
bunchacruncha16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my name is Rod, and I like to party.
cal_vin_k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
th0991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine!
OrangeSliceTrophy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I didn't know they piled shit that high!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!!!!
dellros98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
l3eg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"First rule of Fight Club", well shit...
breezybiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!"
devlifedotnet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B-E-A-Utiful
SummonTheDerp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of the Force.
thekidfromyesterday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
DR3AMR2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why male models?
DuhDecider1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."
Metal-Marauder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you" "I know"
FrankMiner2949er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why did they hang him so high?
Aaennon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is from Matilda"
havalinaaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
lolcoderer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Boom for real!"
... Pretty sure no one will get this one, but is still one of my favorite movies of all time with an exceptional A list cast!
girlscorpiontattoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"where is pancake's house?"
_JustAnAwfulPerson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey you bastards, I'm still here!"
alternatively
"I'm still here, you bastards!"
Stoneage136 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doc, I have to tell you about the future!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I VOLUNTEER!!! I VOLUNTEER!! I volunteer as tribute."
cosine83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
almost_not_terrible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
Kilwala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
RX8Racer556 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
NotOrkyEnuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the force, Luke!
GTBlues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Hadley, do you trust your wife?
r000m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mediocre"
ThatFlyingWaffle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do not go gentle into that good night,old age should burn and rave at close of day"
InvisibleSoul8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like the tuna here.
middletwin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell him about the twinkie.
cookin_breakfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My boy is wicked smaht
mckramer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's turkey time. Gobble, gobble."
smkngrbt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want my two dollars.
jackrav123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get
Lossa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
shaunofthedeadquotes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got red on you.
Cheesemacher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't let me leave, Murph!
FudgingEgo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If he dies... He dies
mightyqueef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's, like, your opinion, man....
Billionairez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHOA! WHOA! OK, you are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend NEAR 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERIN!
lmaguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ILL NEVER LET GO JACK!
iloveopshit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You killed my father. prepare to die.
fearmypoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard, Harry."
wike_iii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty fuckin' far from ok.
MuthaFuckasTookMyIsh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you want to see my penis?
ShadonxFC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
FrankMiner2949er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead or alive, you're coming with me
grunlog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're going to need a bigger boat
minkzn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel the need - the need for speed!"
gingerjuice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I saw something nasty in the woodshed." "Yeah, but did it see you baby?" Hahaha. Awesome sleeper movie that no one has seen
deroerdeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MMMMUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPHHHHHH
derfdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE"
addisonfung ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll never let go.
beautifully_ratchet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You are literally... too stupid to insult."
t1dy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!
As1anBeasTagE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Never let them see that they get to you."
dingus_malingusV2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"give me the fuckin' keys you cocksucker, motherfucker! (bluuughhghghg, sound of tongue out of mouth and shaking head)"
winstonkodogo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Half_Man1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a peacock! You gotta let me fly!"
Jbolmeie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're not in Kansas anymore
Croxyz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sell me this pen."
rotsaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you eat paint chips as a kid?
1m0a1L ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"enough is enough, I have had it with these mother fucking snakes, on this mother fucking plane" ... maybe i bent the rules a bit
misguidedexo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multipass
zerg_rush_lol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?
beermayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You are the One"
sam4s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want the truth!
You can't handle the truth!
thisdudelikesguitars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inconceivable!" One word should do...
rickjamesdean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shit, did I leave the stove on?"
justinsayin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get her?"
"That was your whole plan Ray? Get her?"
stevoli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
felporc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
are you not entertained?
Daveygrik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"cats and dogs living together..."
scohir2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Groovy Baby, yeah!"
AnIh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We march for maccrag, and we shall know no fear ! (only few will know)
Jebbediahh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop saying 'fetch'! It's not going to happen!
(See, even if I get the quote wrong, you know it immediately)
frankenboobehs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind
linzal87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eaaaasy Blue.
L_Ront ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like to play.
Jantage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not possible" -"no it's NECESSARY"
Alt-_-alt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the force Luke
mab1376 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson.
sumogypsyfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leeloo Dallas multipass.
NoLakesInLosAngeles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ordinary fuckin' people. I hate 'em."
hey_broseph_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
MIKE-CHECKA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club." Not sure if this one works because the name if the movie is in the line but if the name of the movie wasn't Fight Club you would know if was Fight Club.
DynamiteDickey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a villan.
Pi4zza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakes? Snakes, snakes.. I don't know no snakes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's the rum gone?
prickly-goo27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta have me my boats and hoes!
fxcker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The hell are you doing out here Fred!?!? .. What the.. what the hell .. are you.. NO.. NO NO!!
DocHollidaisy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I gotta bad feeling about this.
Zmonster091 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me smalls."
e34udm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the Choppa!!!
posTCollapse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DAD, IT'S SHARK WEEK!
FrankMiner2949er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shomer fucking shabbos
seandlogie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FUCK! Even in the future things don't work!"
lilyth88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yer a wizard, Harry."
Garrett959 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming"
dellros98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"LIIIIKE A GLOVE"
DuhDecider1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
toth42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
MoroccanMaracas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yarp.
Tjonke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
daansteraan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perry: My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? Harry: A picture of me? Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
BicepWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's looking at you, kid."
CoolGuy9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your father.
Toughskull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Droid please!"
fig999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For you.
snakeoutfood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman."
Quick_Info ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
sop75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
alright, alright, alright
mchliae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going we don't need... roads.
ramblindan2020 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All righty then!
rickjamesdean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There can be only one."
GodlessMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.
-_Odd_- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am sick and tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Joshua_McCrombit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to da choppa!
Bacon_Gamer15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't even supposed to be here today
golfing_furry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Officer Toot-Toot
PM_ME_SMALLTALK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MADNESS? THIS IS SPARTA" "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!" "Our arrows will blot out the sun" "Then we will fight in the shade."
That movie is hella quotable.
sasquatch90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm feeling skinny Tony!"
my_name_is_drake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
CottonStig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
farva_06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're the all singing, all dancing crap of the world."
madrat4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gentleman, you had my curiosity but now you have my attention."
pmmecodeproblems ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"
Orthonut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You boys like Mexico?
SamwiseLowry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know Kung Fu.
OrbitalOx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry
FluxCapacitater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every party has a pooper, that's why we invited you.
dragonzf8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"
SantiGE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Monde de merde"
harleynicolerodgers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Karen, you can't just ask someone why they're white!
JeanutbutterPelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wingardium leviosa
TJALambda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Want anything from the shop?" "Cornetto"
ddesousa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember remember the 5th of November."
chalter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's one doodle that can't be undid homeskillet."
Heisenberg408 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No Luke, I am your father."
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
"It's not who you are underneath, but what you DO, that defines you"
"All my life, I wanted to be a Gangster."
thetankburger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse
misterbondpt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything here is too easy. Level hard: "Tรก demais o bar da praia, oh maninho!"
Hithercat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One shall stand, one shall fall"
Hell, I could that whole movie.
Youifyourefertome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You had me at Hello."
pope1701 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't call me Shirley.
kirito4318 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Were gonna need a bigger boat."
CraftyCaprid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know"
Divazio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not a knife.
shidinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That belongs in a museum! SO DO YOU!
HomicideSS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You win some, you lose some, but you live, you live to fight another day"
sf_davie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.
pecksniffian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want more life fucker.
ackersmack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What are R.O.U.Ss?
Kermitdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!
DillyBaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You remind me of the babe
What babe? babe with the power
What power? power of voodoo
Who do? you do
Do what?
remind me of the babe"
Lmdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal"
stvof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not a knife. That's a knife.
Canyonero555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A complete, and total, barf-o-rama.
AlwaysPlaysAsRyu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woa.
FrankMiner2949er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I made him an offer he couldn't refuse
VAPossum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the Force be with you... Always.
downwithopp123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milk was a bad choice
EasyTigrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the need..
wear_no_shoeshine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sick of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
rudeboyrasta420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I ate his liver, with some fava beans, and a nice Chianti
WardenHDresden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Use the force, Luke"
Slimongi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.
plinywaves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious and don't call me surely
Mr_McCoolGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead, make my day.
AbandonChip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl...
WubWubMiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Earl! I found the ass-end!"
bigedthebad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is someone having a case of the Mondays?"
RPrance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!
teh-monk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Very niiiicee, how much??"
lebronformvp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
South_Paw7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you"
fakedmyowndeath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lost, lost, lost! I've lost my marbles...
Arias1695 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One time, at band camp-"
musicalsteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any of you fucking pricks move, I'm gonna execute every mother fucking last one of ya.
bob-leblaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the room together.
Bhanzz92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
TwoExplores ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates
diabloblanco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?
bellajella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin to me"
El-Big ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You play ball like a girl!
ironman_atee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roadhouse"
funforyourlife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shake and Bake
johnnytifosi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
wwantid7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
OrangeBeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello Dave"
WattledPenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
DerangedOctopus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love you long time!
KrombopulusMichaels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DON'T LET ME LEAVE MURPH
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earn this.
Failshot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl.
danimalxX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't want salmon. I said it four times!
bigedthebad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no crying in baseball!!"
Brandon4466 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Guys... I know Kung-Fu"
Sovereignty13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say Hello to my little Friend!"
Don2070 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well Hello Clarice
Oxygenbubbles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...
duty_on_urFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have what she's having
neoisneoisneo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at hello
Dranoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon."
van823 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Four for you Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!"
IndianWise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I fucked her brains out...for eleven seconds."
JungleMidgets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We are the knights who say NI"
los_15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Male model, idiot?
marincel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RUN, FORREST, RUN
zombiesareyum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your mother sucks cocks in hell
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud.
dawnbandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away or IT'S A TRAP.
kernunnos77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, yep, yep!
socks_and_scotch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of project mayhem is you do not ask questions.
sirgenz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SCHMIDT FUCKED THE CAPTAIN'S DAUGHTER!
thewhitemasque ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung Fu."
RGRadio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, the first rule is I'm not allowed to talk about it..
CosmicEvader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
Dantz782 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!!!
dunksoverstarbucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when will then be now?
its_sizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slappin da bassss maaan slappin daaa bassss
mikeg_horry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Only steers and queers come from Texas and you ain't got no horns, so I guess that sorta narrows it down!"
NotOrkyEnuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm touching myself tonight."
Oxygenbubbles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... And I saved the best for last, Turkey ass!!
rabidfaux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"In the jungle you must wait, til the dice read 5 or 8"
qwertz101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ass to ass
tarlastar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Time to die."
ontherocks12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now gentlemen if you care to join me in the parlor, we will be serving white cake.
SryCaesar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon.
NathanMcVey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Duhduh ... duhduh ... duhduh duhduh duhduh duhduhduhduh
LITERALLYGOAT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So this thread is just "Type a famous movie quote?" Who upvotes this pointless garbage?
anonzerox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ass to ass
pinehapple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"if you build it, they will come"
Principal_Vagina_204 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
look at me, look at me, I'm the captain now
reincarN8ed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gimme a goddamn liter of cola!
exorcis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You jump, I jump, right?"
smariscal27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D'ya like dags?
MyQueenGetsAround ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes"
Link
Poundingsand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
unklesam222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You boys like Mexico?!?!
johnnytaquitos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enough time to 69.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now what!?"
whitefalconiv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If we're gonna continue to date, you may have to fight my seven evil exes."
duzzman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shaken not stirred
Holymoley88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HEEEEELLLLL
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Starring God's Perfect Idiot"
jhibner281 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Donny, you're out of your element.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Great Scott!"
JournalofFailure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ha ha ha! What a story, Mark!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS. IS. SPARTAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Protaokper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Esss-cah-pay. Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape..."
FrankMiner2949er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille
TreeFittyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Gunnery Sergeant Hartman your senior drill instructor"
madridgalactico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of fight club...
cherchezlafemmed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FUCK! YOU! That's my name!! You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name!"
saegiru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're sending you back... to the future!
HighZenDurp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM your father!
scratman99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm batman
woodandsnow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel in control?
naw811 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll shoot your eye out, kid
Goodie3Shoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry"
Crazyrob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her, you BITCH!
GrandLordThoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson.
himanshisharma147 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You shall not pass"
1HopHead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GO FOR IT
Brendon_Murphy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
YesImAnAddict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
yellowsloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death
the_incredible_hawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
kc10crewchief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not even supposed to be her today!
cultofcargo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
rickjamesdean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Phone home."
bigedthebad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Atook alunda Lana"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It ain't white boy day, is it?"
shabadu84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin to me?
stdinstdout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at hello.
Brutalsexattack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RACHELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
CunningCrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Candygram for Mongo.
upsaesrsnwaomred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me?
cowsinlove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mumma told me life is like a box of chocolates"
austinbarrettart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just here for the gasoline..
monstermash420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know Kung Fu
havalinaaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, YOU'RE cool, and FUCK you. I'm out!
Killablaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Negative ghostrider, the pattern is full.
MashedPotatoesDick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name's Forrest. Forrest Gump."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Freeeeeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom!
CtrlShiftAppoint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milk was a bad choice
SgtLincolnLazarus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah? Well you know, that's just like, your oppinnion, man"
coldsnapped ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some Bollywood quotes, in case there are any Indians reading...
AUpballa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE"
tstone147 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You never go full retard
BoozeDelivery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why the fuck do I want a caravan that's got no fuckin' wheels?
SirPullsALot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Gulps, huh? Well, see ya later!
superjoker86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman".
PattayyyCakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I like the way you die, boy"
raiders13rugger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX
MawcDrums ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A sphincter says what?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing's free in waterworld.
ejitzk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish
Itsjust_goodbusiness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I lookes through most of the thread and didn`t see this.
"With great power comes great responsibility"
greenflame239 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
And
Hasta la vista, baby
Are probably the two most notable ones
And of course WILLLLLSOON
joniejoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let it go"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled; convincing the world he didn't exist."
Homelessbrian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love lamp
Smubee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be right here"
Houseof1000Farts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is heavy, Doc!"
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at "Hello."
Turpss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Boo" Even though that's was a book.
funkimonki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He's gonna eat the goat?!"
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You complete me.
DisturbedDeeply ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I killed Mufasa.
dreaaaaaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming
xenolego ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Scotty doesn't know..."
Also, "GARBAGE DAY!"
ScarletStump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The hammer is my penis."
bigedthebad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"DON'T FUCK WITH THE BABYSITTER"
FrankMiner2949er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top of the world, Ma!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He touched the butt"
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gigolo Joe, what do you know?
BountyBob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads, where we're going we don't need roads.
Demorthus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With great power, comes great responsibility.
Azzael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Khan !!!!!!!!!!!
ColossalKnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back."
onsmoked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!
STUV98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a Dapper Dan man, damnit!
LuminalSpoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GREAT ASS!"
meanmarine10452 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't handle the truth
1LittlePush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Right meow" & "As you know, madness is like gravity.. All it takes is one.. Little.. Push!" maniacal laughter
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bruce Wayne meets Clark Kent! Hah! I love it!
sasquatch90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
COME ON AND SLAM
vman4402 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inconceivable!!!"
FearTheWeird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wewease the secwet weapon!"
Brandondorf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting."
aqua_zesty_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
Ninjamuppet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
bigedthebad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No more yanky my wanky"
cagewithakay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I like them french fried potaters."
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We've found a witch. May we burn her?
carbiner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's no moon. That's a space station"
Gwakamoleh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can"
Justin_T_Credible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THEIR PERIODS ATTRACT BEARS.
drsnover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fish are friends, not food
LightShadow112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever girl."
dharmabum28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"
Mr_Pumpkin_Eater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"say hello to my little friend"
rISIScsm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Duhn dadadundududun dun dun dadadundududun, duhn dadun, duhn dudud duhn duhn...
Dunun duhhhhhhhhhhn Dunun duhhhhhhhhhhn
Dunun duhhhhhhhhhhn Dunun duhhhhhhhhhhn
Duradun dududuhn dundun dududan, dududaaaaaahn dududaaaaaahn
glider_pilot070 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because i was inverted
chrysrobyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
jchen14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FOR NARNIAAAAAA!"
sssaint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.
Bobicus5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me.
sdcg81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't see either one of these!?
"Go fuck yourself San Diego"
"The Dude abides"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever girl."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MUURRRPPPHHH!
Coriolis_Effec7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bond, James Bond"
Destroyerhero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.
matty0187 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nsfw: Tired of these god damn snakes on this mother fucking plane.
SFW: tired of these gosh darn snakes on this Monday to Friday plane.
comaboy13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM THE LAW!
Stalked_Like_Corn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Someone touch my cornbread there gonna be consequences and repercussions!"
Accountomakethisjoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhรคuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die."
bilsh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll never eat at another Benihanna again. I don't care who's birthday it is.
AbbathOcculta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna build a wall and make Mexico pay for it!"
dreamingofdandelions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It belongs in a museum!"
Pinkstripeyshirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bullshit. You can be mine.
scora3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
electricrobotbody ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put the bunny back in the box.
F_Art_box ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finkle and Einhorn.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!"
urbanbergamot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stay gold, Ponyboy"
acrowsmurder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's not a knife. This is a knife!"
ssetim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Madness?! THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!
clamps12345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daddy would you like some sausage?
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Help Help, I'm being repressed!
OrphBee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
HadoukenNow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me Smalls!
Second3mpire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis.
np89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh you're the big fat ninja everyone's talking about, aren't you!"
..."Great... white.. ninja"
piccdk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tfw I actually don't know many of the movies referenced, at least by the quote alone.
PlotzkeA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ma, the meatloaf! FUCK!"
pandarage87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Boy, that escalated quickly!"
Oceandrive626 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee kaye m'f**ker
trager_bombs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SHOW ME THE MONEYYYYY!!!"
Hansom_Bob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ghet to da choppa!"
Fizticuffs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Friggin' amateurs
kylersm6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS! IS! SPARTA!!!!!
Lukeouls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love you Jennnneyy.
BryanLee76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yippee ki yay mother f####r"
Thrunkter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Littering anddd?
PledgePack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
midnitewarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's no crying in BASEBALL!!!"
straub42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule is: I'm not supposed to talk about it.
CalvinandHobbes811 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For Frodo.
1Twenty7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Master Turner, feel free to go ashore ... the better next time we make, port!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, Harry!
DavidAg02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Slider... <sniff>... you stink."
Honestly, this movie has so many one-liners.
"Talk to me Goose."
"Take me to be or lose me forever."
"I feel the need... the need for speed!"
"You can be my wingman anytime."
Strider-SnG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On This, the day of my daughter's wedding....
Don't even need context before or after.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For you."
apartofitall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"give me the keys to the car you cock sucker, what the fuck"
jericon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"
BinxtonT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're saying it wrong. It's Wing-GAR-dium Levi-O-sa."
Xxslash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodge this
jamesjimmy23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming!
Oceandrive626 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista baby
ITalkToTheWind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But... Why male models?
aetheriality ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
run forrest
Vic__Vega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is... you're fired.
DewRat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box?"
WhatsPotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard, Harry.
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
themightybake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know I dont speak spanish
thlayli_x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Release me.
Feedmybeast1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET TO THE CHOPPA!!
darknessbender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
kethian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man, game over!
darknessbender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Hulio_Bobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gunna need a bigger boat"
Deceptitron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a mog! Half man. Half dog. I'm my own best friend!
just1nw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get away from her you BITCH!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
where we're going, we don't need roads.
Floyds_of_Flondon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
ahobopanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hi, my name's Dave, and Uh... I like to party."
rafadavidc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One ping only, please."
kernunnos77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow!
Aar0n117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have a bad feeling about this"
Cyber_Samurai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mi scusi, mi scusi
Appstmntnr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By all human logic, bees shouldn't even be able to fly
amarildowww ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend.
mrvudu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want pillow?
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
inktrap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm just so tired of all these star wars."
Wiiiiiiiii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GET TO ZEE CHOPA!"
newber99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aim for the bushes
MissTypaTypa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll have what she's having. "
ZachSka87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me.
goalstopper28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!
OnefortheMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard, Harry.
jericon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One ping only, Vasily."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get away from her, you bitch!"
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
Hippydippy420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'ma get midevil on yo ass"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This might be a little less obvious, as the movie isn't as well-known, but...
"The only way for me to solve this crisis is to be Superman IV: The Quest for Peace."
mcquillin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have to return some videotapes."
muggahtee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hear that Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I never saved anything for the swim back"
gcbriel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if anyone's posted this yet and I'm on the app so I can't be bothered to check, but:
"Yer a wizard, Harry."
GazeGirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The one thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach: all the damn vampires.
whereisthegravitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's only noodles Michael.
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!
TheMasternaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
photocist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa.
whereisthegravitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squeal like a pig!
scad12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He touched the butt."
tH3_r4m3n_RajA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RACHELLLLLLL
SwiftGeneration ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"we can't stop here, this is bat country!"
samwebb01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DetroitHustlesHarder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reverend!
jakethesnake016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English motherfucker, do you speak it
hoss50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Allllllllrighty then.
UncleToyBox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain...
WetSpongeOnFire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...Damn dirty apes..."
arl138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah, well, you know that's just like, uh, your opinion man."
FloppyDiskFish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bullets! My only weakness, how did you know!?"
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you build it, he will come.
ncguthwulf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung fu.
VictorsEduardo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Party on, Garth!"
metaphorical_badger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got red on you.
yarzospatzflute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"IT'S IN THE HOLE!!!"
Anthbro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe, Maybe Not, Maybe Go Fuck Yourself
tommysmuffins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When you have to shoot ... shoot! Don't talk."
Taramasalata_Rapist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I always have been, and always shall be, your friend."
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead people.
MuthaCluffer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shaken, not stirred"
Dadragon6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You stay, I go. No following."
smyle4slaaaath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a Dapper Dan man."
Bud_Johnson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Houston, we have a problem.
ck35 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure someone else has said this but I can't be bothered to find it.
"Do you feel lucky?"
ChocolateDragonTails ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No luck catching them swans then?"
"It's just the one actually."
carb0nc0pies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!
OMG_its_the_NSA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"make fist with your toes?"
Justin_T_Credible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spaulding get your foot off the boat!
machinimaray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I AM your father!
OneTwoFink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You like dags?
Barlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I thought you'd be taller"
spacemann3003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
GetNovaKoiedM8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"PULL THE LEVERRRR...WRONG LEVERRRR"
Drock9393 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shake and bake
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no crying in baseball!
SucculentVariations ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Among my circle of friends it's...
"Your 'best'! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
but you all might not get that one.
carderbee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No capes!"
IBlackseven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what one mo gawd damn time
PM_ME_SAM_ROCKWELL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't even have a license, Lisa!
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
picbandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alrighty than!!!
notlmx07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster."
partycrabs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?"
overactor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey guys! Whoa, big gulps huh? Alright... Well, see ya later!
thebattleswefight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rubber dinghy rapids bro!
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say "hello" to my little friend!
LGNJohnnyBlaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!
syncopacetic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You put the wrong emPHAsis on the wrong sylLABle"
thascarecro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah baby yeah
Something_Syck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, a little rain never hurt anyone
Yea but a lot can kill ya
neoslith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Eighty eight miles per hooooouuuuurr!"
iamdrunk05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's Johnny
Radiant_Waves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Araeis55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ba-la-la-la
ITmadeIT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Exit_Only ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You do not talk about..."
Kyruka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear is the mind killer.
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He touched the butt"
80gritLUBE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum....and I'm all out of bubblegum
quadguy300 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
KingPellinore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
darkenedgy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's pronounced Franken-shteen!
GibletsTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ka-chow!
tonystone2001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I didn't save anything for the swim back."
niuprice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They may take our lives.... but they'll never take.... OUR FREEDOM!
godz_ares ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whoever saves one life. Saves the whole of humanity"
DeuceGT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This...Is....Sparta!
qasimq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. "
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?
CMDR_Gila ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whats in fucking side me!!?
yinznat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car. And my voice screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"
ThatOneRunner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist
lesserley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll have what she's having"
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
paperiino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILSON! I'm sorry! I'm sorry Wilson!
McGuffigan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you understand the words that are comin' outa my mouth?"
Xvenia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
Lynchmaster69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wanna go fast
dluminous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Royale with cheese.
Also:
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Brianfiggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The first rule about fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club."
Wait.....
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
CarltonBankss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you take a bad boy, make him dig holes all day in the hot sun, it turns I'm into a good boy. That's our philosophy here at camp green lake."
vegetaban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
RUKnight31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude."
JackMcBryde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me, smalls!
phunkyphong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did we just become best friends?" "Yup"
zimbu668_2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.
enzio04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
foul: movie name.
Juanoban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can call me 'Stevesie' or 'Papa Steve'
whole_other_squirrel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...We have clearance, Clarence. Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? ..."
herrobot22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We met at star bucks. Well not the same star bucks.
pachuko00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" say hello to my little friend"
HiDrewsah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You stay classy San Diego"
TheGrapistApprentice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ADRIANNN!!!!!
Bojangles315 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
im tired of the snakes
EnterTheVoid_67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get busy livin', or get busy dying."
Sarcast1c_Duck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of Fight Club is, You Don't Take About Fight Club
WizardTron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
MommaB718 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can think of a bunch, but " Let it go!" has been stuck in my head for a few years!
InstallGentooPussy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I hate sand. It's coarse, rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere"
herpderpcake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For you."
aparedes99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM"
NetworkWifi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?
buns4hire69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you trust me?"
jeffimus_prime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man...before throwing him out of plane."
StrikeFromOrbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ray, the next time someone asks if you're a God, YOU SAY YES!
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby.
aparedes99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Danger zone...
IAMPostmanPat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean Shenanigans?
M919M ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leave the gun, take the canoli.
xthisiswhoiamx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me."
DoctorHuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blue steel.
Quietcontender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Act like a man"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Naaaaaaaahhh daswenyaaaaaa dobabi dobaba.
(im sure I butchered it but there ya go)
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My precious.
Mareppe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard, Harry."
dagmd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut your fucking face uncle fucker!"
Luxaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now this is pod racing!
Nowayout1885 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny
TheDongerNeedsFood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you see what happens Larry when you fuck a stranger in the ass??
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't where I parked my car
pchamp3144 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You stay classy, San Diego
clouds31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We purposely trained him wrong...as a joke.
Captain_Coward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What did you DO, Ray?"
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Jeruardo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One MILLION Dollars
CavalierEternals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're going to need a bigger boat..."
cena679 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm the dude, so that's what you call me"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swing away Merrill
RevProtocol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super green!
Townscent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This one time, at band camp, ..."
Atomicpsycho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love how I read these in the actors voice.
oppoqwerty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are canceling the apocalypse.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
cheerbearsmiles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The only way to get what you want...is to be come a human yourself."
rracwehttam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come on guys! I'm gonna make him a deal he can't resist
mesoangrycow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the world will end."
been-there-pun-that ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a rock."
Stormshiftx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lllllllllliike a gloveeeeee!
idkAboutYouMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He called the shit poop!
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the need - the need for speed!
LGNJohnnyBlaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a tumor (Tuh MAH)
ThoseSillyBeans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't want FOP, damn it, I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
Iceyfire32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill -- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill -- you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
karnvir23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My momma always said, life is like a box of chocolates"
prettyold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"of all the gin joints in all the world, why'd she have ta come into mine"
Jeruardo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you.
AlmaMaterFcker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Guns, lots of guns."
ChthonicPuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REDRUM!
Sete_Sois ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You either get busy living or get busy dying.
nublood1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" Look at the people. You tell me which ones are free. Free from debt. Anxiety. Stress. Fear. Failure. Indignity. Betrayal. How many wish that they were born knowing what they know now? Ask yourself how many would do things the same way over again, and how many would live their lives like me."
ShimoRinKatu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I eat when I'm sad, and I'm sad when I eat."
MiamiKing69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did you get that scar? Eating pussy?
ThatSwedishViking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now this is podracing!"
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
MorganWick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obvious: "Rosebud", "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn", "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse", "I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore", "I love the smell of napalm in the morning", "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore", "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti", "You can't handle the truth", "I see dead people", "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good", "Say hello to my little friend", "Soylent Green is people"...
cmnthom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Mike.. LOWREY
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the king of the world!
Gizm00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who's Zed? Zed's dead, Zeds dead baby.
tbh too many quotes from that movie that will give it away, thats pride....fuck pride
blackjack1223 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SHOW ME THE MONEY"
Sardinos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My face is my warrant!"
nurnay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's in the hole!
-starboard- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mawwaige"
Cpt-Night ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember, Good luck out there, and we are all counting on you."
Folirant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multipass.
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Masonity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Iron Man.
CavalierEternals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I am your father..."
MacMac105 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/-4GrHGnFtg4
This guy knows them all.
20P4U ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mission Report: December 16th, 1991
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I
krn20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meet me in Montauk
acidpaan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You sAid wet shirt won't rip, not Piss shirt bend bars"
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
Syndrastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ride or Die
Broncoswin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NANTS INGONYAMA BAGHITI BABA!!!!!!!!!
mooglewing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel the need... the need for speed!"
Mac_User_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So catch phrases.
MasterChief_John-117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming."
Niomed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Woah"
Bigbadsuthy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did we just become best friends ? Yep!
Spotopolis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im Batman.
trent_steal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inconceivable!"
willyolio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"whoa."
MrSunshoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Communism is just a red herring
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Mclovin
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww, you motherfuckers.
addy182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming..."
RRASKEN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bread makes you fat!?
IllegitimateX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dude Abides
Cordicuss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ernest... I can see... my ass!"
sniker77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As You Wish
DeathKaliber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut your fucking face uncle fucka"
pbt3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"OHANA means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That'll do pig."
Turbulent_flume ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ned Ryerson?
CORNDOGE_IN_MY_BUTT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we have here, is a FAILURE to communicate!
Slannon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your lack of faith disturbs me.
ZeitVox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is no longer a nation of independent individuals. It's a nation of some 200-odd million transistorized, deodorized, whiter-that-white, steel-belted bodies, totally unnecessary as human beings, and as replaceable as piston rods"
Squealio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stick your cock in her ass, you motherfucking worthless cocksucker!"
Dark-Ganon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father"
derdouri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing you he didnt exist
AtraAlbus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you mothafucka"
chazkr55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
JamesonTheCanadian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With great power comes great responsibility...
rickjamesdean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mr. Anderson."
PhantasmaOperata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just order a 5 dollar milkshake?
majesticlavalamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
just keep swimming, swimming, swimming
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MA! THE MEATLOAF"
baaaaaaaaaaaaaah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM aaghhauauag
underhunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English motherfucker, do you speak it?!
iAmbassador ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you."
"I know."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dog dies
Phyzzx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson.
pha_pha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig.
thepaloalto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It must be some kind of hot tub time machine
LGNJohnnyBlaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
toethumbs8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Today is our independence day!
catbutt_jpg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I used to be legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that I must quit.โ
Skiffrar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WILSSSOOONN!"
skrayt_killen_hoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So you're tellin' me there's a chance?"
UnitLost89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Geet to the choooppah!
Takkun_is_a_Cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WITNESS ME!!
KA1N3R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'I AM YOUR FATHER!'
cxh502133 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If peeing your pants is cool, than I'm Miles Davis"
lewisdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Disco is NOT dead! Disco is LIFE!"
thouhathpuncake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put the lotion in the basket.
theshadean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I. Am. Groot.
shakennotstirred44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He touched the butt.
radiencex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let it go.
__the_whammy__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Navin R. Johnson- sounds like a typical bastard."
"He hates these cans!"
tossawayjay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Effin A Cotton.... EFFINN A"!
SirGainz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What do we get for 10 dollars?
RonaldTheGiraffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monty, you terrible cunt!
Here hare here
nymo80 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aha! Another fan :-). Much up votes!
e6dewhirst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHUT YOUR FAT ASS, RAVIE. I CANT BUY A PACK OF SMOKES WITOUT RUNNIN INTO 9 GUYS YOU FUCKED!!
ShaneCoJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STELLA!
AvatarJuan11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I could have gotten one more person... and I didn't!"
Genericynt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father."
TeGro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WIIIIILLLLLLLLLSSSSSOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!
ibethesmarterist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
Rotoamhemo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Take her to the moon for me"
lurkingyeti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
ChellyTown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Rand01TJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Boys! I'm BAAACCK!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"
Wittier-Than-Thou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We got no food, we got no jobsโฆ our PETSโ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
Pcatalan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ย I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
manaworkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meow do you know how fast you were going?
Megmca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Diamonds? What do I know about diamonds?
DarkPhenomenon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, I know Kung Fu!
oddcharm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata
M5Mechanic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not possible!" "No, it's necessary."
Afros_are_Power ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who ya gonna call?
BigBlueBox12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard, Harry."
Zaz7777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've just asked me "When will it end?" Well let me tell you: Once an evil deed is done, then it never ends... it goes on and it goes on forever.
dxfout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is your major malfunction private?
Lcduke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Houston, we have a problem.
lahickorynut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
r_confused ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you hear me? I don't want this any more! I want to call it off!
oldrhymer58 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me?"
WeLSH_M4DMAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"
bananajello5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the Force be with you
Mongo1021 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I hate Illinois Nazis."
SolidSuno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little fren!"
Ultimate_Chimera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's your damage?
h0bb1tm1ndtr1x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lo there do I see my father; Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers; Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.
jumpingsuits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English motha fucka do you speak it !?!?!?
Fortysixandtoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How can you shoot women and children? Easy, you just don't lead them as much.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RUN, FORREST! RUN!
ROO3D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would quote it
But that is breaking the first rule...
Clefable_LoL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WILLSOOOONNN!!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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outlawsoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're going mobile."
RagingNerdaholic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tina,ย you fat lard, come get someย dinner!
Intrigued_hippo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
greenpistol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
garrettj100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A census taker once tried to test me; I ate his liver with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!
Arctic_tonton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Long live the king"
immasexaddict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put the lotion in the bucket.
kaffington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Batman.
rickjamesdean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's Johnny!"
ricdesi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.
ReVo5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Draw me like one of your french girls...
Surprised it wasn't top 10...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the Architect. I created the Matrix. I've been waiting for you.
Gordotheweirdo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop trying to make fetch happen
B-radleh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"bye buddy, hope you find your dad."
skyline1427 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
Xyphion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
SCSweeps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whoa..."
eclecticwaste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get your stinkin' paws off me you damn, dirty, ape!
FeedYourWildSide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over Man, Game Over!!
Baby_Elinphant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
MrCrash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"D'you mean to tell me you could've taken your hand outta that cuff at any time?!"
"No. Not at any time. Only when it was funny."
zkkaiser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung fu.
MisterBovineJoni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm funny how? Funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?"
hooderick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
konfuzedmonkee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is my BOOM stick"
TRUMPIZARD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little fren'"
Xexist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Welcome, to the Matrix'
Xexist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D'OH
tillu92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not a mountain... That's a wave!
Dumbxxpost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Ping Only
Taluvill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Battle is the Great Redeemer. It is the fiery crucible in which true heroes are forged. The one place where all men truly share the same rank, regardless of what kind of parasitic scum they were going in.
Remnar_Soady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1970's - "'scuze me while I whip this out." 1980's - "Shitter's full!"
Hrax535 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Arise Rodimus Prime."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't call me Shirley.
7107 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kazakhstan is the best country in the world.
pepsi-is-the-best ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Annnnnd then she shat on a turtle !
Smitje ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Always"
And
"What. Is that like hard?"
AndyWebster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Donkey!
olivier6490 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodge this!
abusementpark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one goes to eleven.
freesnackz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee
KidROFL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
dnix22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Gulps ehh?.....Welp cya later!
SleazeMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever Girl
OmniscientMushroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The sheriffs a ndingr!" "the sheriffs near?"
Liquidlaughter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put... the bunny... back... in the box.
Freudianslipnslides ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alllllllllrighty then!!
SpaderTanker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stay classy , San Diego."
tical2399 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have two guns, one for each of ya.
SpamTroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're goin' to need a bigger boat".
xAxDalevalr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
just keep swimming...
Metal_Smith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They may take our lives, but they'll never take... our FREEDOM!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know what you're thinking, did he fire six shots, or only five?
SmoothNutsMcGee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish"
Gryat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the Force be with you. ยจ
wtf, how come i've not seen it.
dank-diggler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're an inanimate fucking object! !!!!
RobCoxxy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I need to return some videotapes.
_drewford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"if you ride like lightning, you're gonna crash like thunder"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny? Funny how?
nodaybut_today ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Baxter! Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee!'
dont_ama_73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People keep asking me if I am back. Yeah, I am thinking I am back.
Aliwet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna matata!
ponyflash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let it go.
kaiserkeiser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon"
dpaunov21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule is you do not talk about it...
theeskimobear1999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
judo_panda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What are you saying? That we're some kind of....uhh...Suicide Squad?"
Dsten11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MA! THE MEATLOAF!!
GiraffeFetusArt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Varfรถr gรถr di pรฅ detta viset?
Phaesimvrotos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's my way or the high way.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I can dodge bullets?"
Lucifer-Prime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No... I am your father..."
Seriously, how isn't think that # 1 already?
seekonlyfreedom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
None of you seem to understand... I'm not locked in here with you.. YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!!
UnkDee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these mother effen snakes on this mother effen plane!
Deathmaker6897 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was doin' this before you were even out of your daddy's cock!
KasumiTengu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I understood that reference."
warmechanic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not your fault.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He pissed on my rug!!!"
RoadWarrior7779 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He's doing his superman thing again."
SqueezyCheez85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool".
Can_Cannot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not like this...
TheDirtDude117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
"In a row?!"
lagavulinlove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry
lounsbery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
ManBlirSomManUmgas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're filming midgets!
BreechLoad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
rabidbasher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, 4 sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers. Also a quart of Tequila, a quart of rum, and a pint of raw ether.
subneutrino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You sure you wanna ride that train?
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
2big_2fail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The horror... the horror...
10028ar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I double dare you, motherfucker!"
szechwean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Costco, I love you."
SgtSTUTTA69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Killer boots man! ๐๐ป
Fireworks2016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, it's up to you Fogell. This guy's gonna think, 'Oh, here's another kid with a fake I.D., or here's McLovin, the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.' Okay, so what's it gonna be?
jfbruin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I can get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.
R3LENT7ESS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
EugeneGrowGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry"
KeepBouncing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin to me?"
KhelArk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For you."
FantasticMrFluffy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nugga nooch
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Always."
Doesntgetredditatall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl
Andalu30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Take her to the moon for me, okay?"
conTrolling_athens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know this will be buried, but wtf? No "Say hello to my little friend!!!" ?
LordEuro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's funny because he's fat!
ghyl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud.
TheMostNoble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
AzurionDarkfold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
<knife thumps into a guys chest> Stick Around.
Alchem1stX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wise man say: "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
I_blue_myself_87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me?
ComeAlongPond1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
error_98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he doesn't exist.
magnumbbrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Message!
WiffleBlu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Four weeks, twenty papers, that's two dollars. Plus tip.
bufford_tannen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads..
trm17118 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They mostly come out at night, mostly
mootski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Heeeere's Johnny!"
DarkandTwistyMissy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That'll do pig. That'll do."
Rabban12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer. "
ksp1884 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now go home and get your fucking shine box.
Pipezilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
KittyKratt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nut up or shut up."
woodforfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"get busy livin', or get busy dyin'."
Jwillis-8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It was beauty who killed the beast."
meatb4ll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la bye-bye"
Rompnstompagain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Come with me if you want to live"
EugeneGrowGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You... Shall NOT... PASS!!!"
clsmn13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard, Harry.
Ollides ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turn to page three hundred... ninety...... four.
lazlounderhill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring me everyone. EVERYONE!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the Force be with you"
BreechLoad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
69 dudes!
jjd87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I like about highschool girls. I get older and they same the same age.
mrjamesbtr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Allllllllll-righty then!
induravit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DONKEY!!
Raquefel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!"
asterisk64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung fu
toittoiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Kinda hot in this RHINO"
bigbadscott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's the dude, dude
brsheff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you.
Zaz7777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poison Clan rocks the world!
Yohomi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get him a body bag! Yeah!
Pipezilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bond, James Bond
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say 'what' one more time."
Josewasframed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Also....
"Alright, alright, alright...". (Same movie)
Audi52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That John Denver is full of shit man
usetheion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to tha choppppaaaa!
bubuskas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
misterbild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
we're gonna need a bigger boat
1Guitar_Guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anybody got any orange slices?
Sirias7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father !
maximlus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dicks! Dicks everywhere!
ah212121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
Hand_Sanitizer3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" IT WAS MY FIRST ASIAN "
A_shot_of_Ristretto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody fucks with the Jesus
IamBatman777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always.
stingray20201 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTA!
TheNixonAddiction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[Insert any line from the holy grail]
trm17118 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of bubble gum
spacedigit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SEDA-GIVE?!
gizmo11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep gettin' older, they stay the same age...
SeKiyuri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to heaven motherfkers"
zzpops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It wasn't the handle. I've been shitting pancakes ever since"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keep on swimming"
SpicyBroseph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One ping only, pleashe."
kickpuncher1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
flowers_are_red ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your best? Losers do their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
Cilrak94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
gabrielb1999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm batman"
solid_vegas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know..."
Not the most well known movie, but goddamned if it isn't the only movie with that line in it.
Samuraistronaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know.
1Guitar_Guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead, make my day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're not in Kansas anymore"
DarthRen87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do, or do not, there is no try"
Jmurray80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude
Timedoutsob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
VikingDeathMarch47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?
willdcraze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't care
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"EVERYONE!"
hkystar35 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wiiiiiiiiiiish!"
NeverStopWondering ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"'Tis but a scratch!"
shiner_bock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NONE SHALL PASS!
Ten__mile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, I cannot talk about it.
CabooseMSG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Blondie! You know what you are!?!? Just a dirty son of a-"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They all float. It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Exodan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am Jack's raging bile duct."
TheFuckNameYouWant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I expected the Rocky Mountains to he a little rockier than this."
NiggaRemus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Donny, you're out of your element!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alllllrighty then!!
sweetcarolina110 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Always."
mojosmackwit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ryan, some things in here don't react well to bullets."
Or more obviously: "She is called the Red October."
BULIMIC-PENIS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His real name's clarence"
squirrelbeary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They call it a royal with cheese."
Fb62 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly don't know at least half of these movies and the fact that people are saying the wrong movie on purpose makes it so I have no clue what movie it actually is.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's a bomb on a bus." or "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
ryanwasko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shit on my dick or blood on my knife."
kernunnos77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hell, I got lots of friends."
"I don't."
jaypooner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Samwise.
sir_swarlson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you."
TheKatzen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it bad that I don't know half of those movies?
jimmyjazz2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Literally just start spouting le references and verbatim quotes
Oy
usetheion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great moments are born from great opportunity....
GaiusGamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the LAW!
iwriteyourcositsfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker. Aaarrrghh.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
Dorapandora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Off with her head!"
cryhavok13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who wants a mustache ride!!
Treekaru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna have to science the SHIT out of this."
66Xeno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want to play a game."
Millillion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Kimochi warui."
en_rov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not quite my tempo.
DocJ2786 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you! I'm out!
RiskyBrothers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HELLO BOYS! I'M BAAAAAACK"
Yoman643 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WILLLLSONNNN!!"
mkkrkhm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smokey, this isn't 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
Mtrmike87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Llllllllllllllike a glove.
PatriotBlack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go."
DishinDimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go fuck yourself San Diego."
insearchofquiet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can eat fifty eggs.
rickjamesdean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Stella!"
DapperedGator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Ron Burgundy?
Antibase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!
bigbrainonb-rad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thereโs so many different phrases, and too many different lines in that movie to just categorize one.
hollymakesawish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud.
Rekt- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard, Harry.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do or do not, there is no try.
hollymakesawish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're tearing me apart!
mariegalante ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner!
SpamTroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thought of another one: "Wanna hear the most annoying sound the world?"
"EEEEEAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA"
Sweetbhunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Heeeyyyy yooou guys!!!!"
Gills_L ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
remember, boys, no points for second place
sniker77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm new here so I ain't rightly certain, is everybody in this country as butt ugly as you three?
csjpsoft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
reallynoreally1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two words. Plastics
BetThat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You play ball like a girl!"
TheWaffleSquad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU WANT THE TRUTH?!? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
tennistargaryen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm taking APP chemistry.
Letmefixthatforyouyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the room together.
hollymakesawish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we've got here is... failure to communicate... Some men, you just can't reach.
Papafrank4preZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
DeadlyFlourish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista. Baby.
USOutpost31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?
bluejaerae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."
jackytheripper1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you, you're cool, fuck you I'm out
richyyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse
jester8484 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the choppaaaaaa!
4twentee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wake up, Neo....
Randomn355 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa siwenyaaaaaaa!!
PaleBlueEye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Our apartment was so small, that mother made me play in the oven. Late at night I would listen to the voices of the American masters, Tony Tennille, Debby Boone, Anne Murray who was actually a Canadian working in the American idiom. And then there were the crypto-homo rockers: Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, David Bowie who was actually an idiom working in America and Canada. These artists, they left as deep an impression on me as that oven rack did on my face. To be an American in muskrat love, soft as an easy chair not even the chair, I am I said, have I never been mellow? And the colored girls sing... doo do doo do doo do doo... but never with the melody. How could I do it better than Tony or Lou... HEY BOY, TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE!
Sturgeon_Genital ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You set me up
vicariously_funny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do, or do not. There is no try."
karlkafka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life moves around pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it"
dontremakepointbreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM AN EFF BEE EYE AGENT
PeteLeGrand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bob had bitch-tits
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hurry up meow.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love ya, always have."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
UnrulySupervisor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please boss, don't put that thing over my face, don't put me in the dark. I's afraid of the dark.
nymo80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We've come on holiday by mistake!"
onesimus777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First rule of government spending: why buy one when you can buy two for twice the price?
thankyoucomeagain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean Youths?
R4yK1m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
rayned0wn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yahself
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring me a shrubbery!!!
ycarus7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know Kung Fu.
skamjamz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll never tell"๐ถ
TheRealCIA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to the choppa!!!!"
JoeShmoe77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im gonna touch the butt
splitonbanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I....๐๐ผdenticle
iamtehwizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nah sevenya nomanani sivano benya babano benya baba"
or the real lyrics...
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama
SleepingAnima ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
CruxMajoris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm quite serious, and don't call me Shirley"
eleemosynary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, man, I'm a natural born killer.
cianoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin to me?"
WalrusForHire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!"
BrandyeB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know the funny thing is, on the outside I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.
tennistargaryen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel a great swell of pity for the poor soul who comes to my school looking for trouble....
darthj3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up, Donnie
eqleriq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man, game over
Aa5bDriver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's no...
obev369 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like the way you die boy
OmegaSE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
White men, can't jump.
chopyhop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's your excuse for going on a kill-crazy rampage?
thebdaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you bitch!
twosolitudes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FOOD FIGHT!
csjpsoft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the force, Luke.
I_say_bad_jokes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There can only be one"
5000sheets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I coulda been a contender.
K-Matt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now."
StereoFood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cranberry juice? What?! You on your period or something?
ImNotADinnerJacket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Heeeere's Johhny!"
frody_frodo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No disassemble
Windowlicker79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU YER CUNT!"
portrait_fusion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of
mrwatts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the dude, man.
db__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What color is the boathouse at Hereford?"
Icarus_Jones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phone's ringing dude.
AnalRaptor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I said howl like a Wolf, not a rooster!
No_Hands_55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HE CALLED THE SHIT, POOP!!!
Megazor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-I fix. -Giant? -Hogarth. I go. You stay. No following. -I love you. ...
-Superman...
If you don't shed a manly tear in this scene you are a not human.
phillymjs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me, I've got something in my eye...
heretic7622 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is bat country
straydog13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh boy, I'm just so tired of all these star wars
lituus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
unicorn_zombie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And shepherds we shall be. For thee, my lord, for thee.
IAMA_Printer_AMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RUN! GET TO THA CHOPPAH!
RainyReese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
MegaJacobF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the Schwartz
iowacj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't hit so hard, this is just pretend!
stigmaboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An old man dies, a little girl lives. Fair trade.
bunnyluvkitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
kinggeorge1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
JBobDobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That rug really tied the room together."
N7Hamster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar."
gbr555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL!
wilusa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.
tvmama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No we're not going to fucking do stonehenge!
CoolHandLurk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a fairytale fucking town isn't it?
Odieandcodie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see your challenge.. and raise it to only a one word quote: "Inconceivable!"
pjswmkj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Matt Damon!!! Bagush!!! Space!!! Save him!!! No!!!"
pjswmkj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The end. Also, Matt Damon.
UpInYourKraken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say, man, you got a joint? No, not on me. It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
Turbosuperfastlaser1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
TwinnieH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I made my family disappear" ooooowwwwwwwwwwww!
AcidicOpulence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gentlemen, no fighting in the war room!
Saguaromatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I hated her so much. It, it - flames. Flames... on the side of my face... Heaving breaths..."
SettingShitOnFire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we would all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're learning that fact. And we are very, very pissed off."
ILikeFunnySubReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did not hit her. This is bullshit. I did not hit her..... I did NAUGHT.. Oh, hi Mark!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This ain't nam there are rules.
the-h8ful-m8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ezekiel 25:17
OR
I'm pretty fucking far from OK
onetimerone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's too close for missiles I'm switching to guns
Japjer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We have a Hulk."
droidsyerlooking4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I said you look shitty. Good night, Denise!"
nymo80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day"
CafeRoaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata
Mrcollaborator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung fu.
Denjofur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a goofy goober, Yeah!"
LordOfSun55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you read the Bible, Brett? Well thereโs this passage Iโve got memorized โ sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17 - The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brotherโs keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
landon01234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You won't remember a thing"
-The Cosby Show
Twatson8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And just like that poof--he's gone.
GhostMemer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a trap!
nymo80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!"
LaFours23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you can't be serious.
kftaba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?"
BallsToTheWall69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Foul! No two Fouls!"
WinterFreshershist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MMMMEEEEERRRRRPPPPPPHHHHHHH
garrettgs297 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the booox??"
UnitLost89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โThis is not โNam. This is bowling. There are rules.โ
AintNoSunshine55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" there is no spoon"
Or
"NUKE EM RICO! "
RidexSDS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Momma always said "Life is like a box of chocolates"
arandomnameplease ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're on a mission from God
NukeNipples ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYONE!!!!!!!!
onesimus777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly...
Ass_Mugger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never go full retard.
I'm just a dude playing a dude who's disguised as another dude.
biCamelKase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leave the gun. Take the cannolis."
I_love_my_keykeys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?!"
DarkandTwistyMissy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you're a bird, I'm a bird."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
nymo80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a quote. But I'll stop it now. Obvious enough. ;-)
rainqueen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
emiliooooooooo!!!!!!
TheTiredMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We need guns, bigger fucking guns!
dr_magic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let it go! LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
JeterBromance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no crying in baseball!
bernie2016ornever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jennnn neyyy
Atoning_Unifex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the Force be with you
tlozada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1: Yes, you put it succinctly.
2: Suck what?
1: Succinctly, it means perfectly.
2: Oh yeah, yeah I knew that.
benzoxannythrowaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SHOSANNA!!!!!"
The_Prodigal_Pariah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you don't smoke Tarlytons... then fuck you.
shanshark10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love lamp
DirkDriftwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
dereks777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ESTELE!!!
MinnowTaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
rvazquezdt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dude I almost had you!!!
AKTheKnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Batman
chukknorris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DRRRRR LLLLLLEEEEEEEOOOOO MAAAAAARRRRRVVVVVVVIIIIINNNNN
simple_polejam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the Dude, man.
stonerbobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark.
WolfgangDS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM your father!
Pappyballer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What youโve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
ray_dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Murphy? Is that you?
biCamelKase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Seven days..."
lovelyhappyface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
TheMexicanJuan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"... and it was a beautiful day."
Muzea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First rule of...
minmax94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm batman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bend....and SNAP!
Dvinn_LCrit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"
csjpsoft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky ... punk?
TheInsaneDump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who is he?
Cael87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't know if a lot of people know the movie... but
"Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?"
or
"Meet me in Montauk"
PenelopePeril ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We're going to live on!
We're going to survive!
Today, we celebrate our [name of the movie]!"
ninjasaiyan777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wherefore are thou?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If he gets up, we'll all get up. It will be anarchy!
SmashBros4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A bee should not be able to fly...meme etc"
Yortisme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heyyy you guuuyyyys!
not_jude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It truly was... A Shawshank Redemption..."
Inverno969 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
DoYouEvenLiftBroseph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"let's not stand on ceremony here..... Mr.Wayne....."
Leakynips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my lil' friend
L0rka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhรคuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.
0led_head0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll make you an offer you can't refuse"
I didn't see this till way down in the list. Unbelievable.
OGthickBoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's so much room for activities!"
Aon_from_accounting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
jiyounglife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"let it go~ let it go~ "
and
"let's get down to business"
and of course
"nobody puts baby in the corner!"
oh, and..
"hasta la vista, baby"
Raven2002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have what she's having.
MountCydonia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're lying, I neveeer hitchew! YOU'RE-A TEARING ME APART LISA!
Steex33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a trap!
Luis707 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
torrent_jedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To Infinity, And Beyond!
nyintensity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multipass.
ArwenM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
thecmancan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RED RUM RED RUM RED RUM
weaksaucedude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do. Or do not. There is no try.
whatthefunkmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club.
Series_of_Accidents ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold."
prmcd16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates."
"I hate sand."
""MURPH!"
"Jesus what a clusterfuck."
magnusleone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l!
Kaeobais ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You've got red on you."
danger__man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
dat-dudes-dude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I think we need a bigger boat"
jakethedog53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad TM ?
ThePaulitician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't handle the truth!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father
anton2204 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard, Harry!"
SoloFlashMob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are gonna get...
br427 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates..you never know what you're gonna get."
CallMe_Dig_Baddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DO. NOT. SEEK. THE. TREASURE.
SoulSonick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're on a mission from God"
obsidiandubstep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
evetsleep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you.
worldwarzack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming...
redskins91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this question has been reposted so many times lol
TheGallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, hi Mark."
IndieHamster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two rules, man. Don't touch my fucking Percocets, and do you have any fucking Percocets?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:40 on June 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happy third cake day!
Youโve been on Reddit for three years! Congratulations!
I hope that you have a fantastic cake day!
Fun fact: Triangles have three sidesโthe same number of years that you have been on Reddit!
JX3D97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely, you can't be serious.
KingOfRibbles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This goes to eleven.
XgreenomonsterX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me smalls"
PraiseTheSun79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get out of the way Hotrod!
Septegonfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father.
InsaneDane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna regret this for the rest of your life, both seconds of it.
TheFinalDecision ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DR PAVEL, IM CIA
ransul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my leetle friend!
Charod48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get away from her you bitch!!"
ap2lazarus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're telling me there's a chance.
charliesinthebushes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What you looking at, punchie?
Kreepr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black hawk down!
Whoopdatwester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fish are friends, not food!"
pooballer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, Harry.
Sweetbhunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"
CamS413 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum"
Krugmanite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box?"
HammerLite75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The clown has no penis.
SyntheticAnomaly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna matata
Nickonicle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hi, Mark!
Drfpeas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Greater Good.
SamuraiAlba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enough! You are all of you beneath me!
blackoutbiz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SMASH SMASH SMASH
weak groans and whimpering
SMASH SHASH
"PUNY GOD."
3Rnurse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
who stole that screw!?
_lon_chaney_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright you primitive screwheads listen up....see this? This....is my BOOMSTICK!
rock_flag_n_eagle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im a peacock you gotta let me fly!!!
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Peacocks don't fly."
onegreatbroad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" duh
xxbiohazrdxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Heliocentrism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love lamp.
levelologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey mister, don't call that dog "lifesaver" call him "shithead."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
im_joe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut the fuck up, Donnie!!"
Stillson09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, Harry!
aworldwithoutshrimp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ray, people will come, Ray.
PeteyMcSkeet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY HELLO TO MAH LIL' FRIEND!!!
abez1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wilson!
abez1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1012434/
ICOEUS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me, Smalls!!"
Artacus91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I made him an offer he couldn't refuse
iota96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend.
AlisonDeG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STELLA!
ChazzThunderdome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did we just become best friends!
alexanderjbertrand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
Chocolatemilk423 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ASS?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
FinalBossofInternet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One does not simply walk into Mordor."
feelingbouncyagain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a leaf on the wind...
MyLeftHand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love the Power Glove. It's so bad."
rolytron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh fuck it, I'll do the fight for free."
Relax_Im_Hilarious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't handle the truth!"
phikaiphi1596 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates... ya never know what you're gonna get"
Varkain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud.
WDM15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry"
tubleros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's my motherfucking farm!
shadstarrrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TO INFINITY....AND BEYOND.
hollymakesawish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The past can hurt. But the way I see it you can either run from it or learn from it.
just_an_anarchist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do they speak English in What?!
What?
English motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Or almost any quote from this movie. Royale with Cheese.
Brettehwarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
updraft419 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That kid is on the escalator again!!
Regrube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
TortugaJack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the quiet words of the virgin mary, come again.
Quachetic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything"
side_hustle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Make like a tree and leave
umm123umm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great scott!
iaski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"BRIIAAANN"
engineered_academic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I HAVE HAD IT WIH THESE MOTHA FUCKEN SNAKES ON THIS MUTHA FUCKIN PLANE!
Or if you want the TV censored version:
I HAVE HAD IT WIH THESE MONDAY TO FRIDAY SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE!
Phant0mKnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
SaveClyde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English, motherfucker.
finlankyee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the Boogeyman?
4RestM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WITNESS ME!!!!!!!!
Neodogstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick!"
marinegal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And that's how the cookie crumbles"
geoponos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not like this. Not like this.
coffeesniffer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's something wrong with this yogurt"
d1770 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, where's my car?
sndrtj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you.
voightslebaron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vatos Locos forever!
close_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me, Smalls!
MobiusDicks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why won't you just home? That's your home! Are you too good for your home? ANSWER ME!!! SUCK MY WHITE ASS BALL!"
afseparatee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
King Kong ain't got nothing on me
BardzyBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exclamation because of shouting
thegainsfairy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Its LeviOOOOsah not Leviosaw", no wonder she has no friends
Pappyballer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey guys, whoa big gulps huh? Welp, see ya later!"
secondnameIA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you serious, clark?
dustbin3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Friends do not engage in sexual congress with each other's wives.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
adoely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tina, you fat lard. Come get some dinner!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I AM, your Father..."
therealpeagreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's no crying in baseball"
rickjamesdean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
enzio04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you've gotta ask yourself: 'are you feeling lucky? well, are you, Punk?!'"
Aphecks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
SysLordX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat..."
ShitNGiggles10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Janay
LordWolfs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aim for the bushes.
Liph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna need you to come in on Saaturday. mmkay?
vicariouslyeye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're going streaking!"
xWaggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you believe in miracles?!
lokiinthesouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
moparornocar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!
Trazac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Ron Burgundy?
_Occams-Chainsaw_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck.
vicariouslyeye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MILF"
PompeyMagnus1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The car that made these two, equal-length tire marks had positraction. You can't make these marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark!
Stepdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Good dags. D'ya like dags?" "Dags?" "What?"ย "Yeah, dags." "Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more."
Dersk_NA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So this is a Harvard bar, huh. I thought there'd be equations and shit on the walls"
Grimejow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you really believe I tell you my plan, when you still have the possibility to stop it? I initiated it 30 minutes ago.
(Only know the german text, may not be entirely accurate in English)
trbennett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You pooped in the refrigerator, and ate a whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck I'm not even mad. That's amazing.
Fathergimpy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be your Huckleberry "
p7r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full
You_Have_No_Power ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't let me leave, Murph!"
Darukaan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof"
rickjamesdean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I see dead people."
pyrohaven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is my boomstick!!!
PotatersGonnaPotater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not the bees!
MisterOpioid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I like dags"
ld1974 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs 106 miles to Chicago, weโve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, itโs dark and weโre wearing sunglasses
Acc87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'
glitterslimebaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
life moves pretty fast...
Teepeecreep1n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dont just stare at it, eat it.
ashittyphotoappeared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bueller....... Bueller..........Bueller.......
GhostfromTexas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon"
Strawberrycocoa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's some pig.
silent_engineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got red on you.
im_joe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am serious...And don't call me Shirley."
vitruvianApe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STAHP STARING AT ME SWAAANNN!!!
LanguidLynx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Mendokusai137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know Kung fu
chyllax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You look like you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!"
the-real-boba-fett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, Harry.
stellaluna02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming.
p7r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads
PolarBearIcePop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When a straight man puts on a dress and gets his sexual kicks, he is a transvestite. When a man is a woman trapped in a man's body and has a little operation, he is transsexual. When a gay man has WAY too much fashion sense for one gender, he is a drag queen...
And when a tired little Latin boy puts on a dress, he is simply a boy in a dress"
Ryno3no ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?" "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? "
paradin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulsen.
TheAlienBanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THERE HE IS!
quixotik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seven Deadly Xs
hinowisaybye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just been revoked!
garyblahblah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shoosh!"
herobotic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
texasref ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" Would you like some more beans Mr. Taggert"
bfisabeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
Tunderbar1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say ello to my leetle fren......
Weioo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying there's a chance?!
rainydayadventure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard, 'arry.
niddiboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is bat country
dolo_lobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mufasa..Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa
bslow22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I hate that Bob Barker."
Hirronimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhรคuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die."
redrebel69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's is the fucking box?
TheChuckNGU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SPARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
kavso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that's what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant... oh, fuck it.
vietbond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"bread makes you fat!?"
0A0X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"I'm Jacks liver, I kill Jack"Edit: "I am Jack's smirking revenge"
Spartacats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait till they getta load ah me.
LilithMuriel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me smalls."
jero1983 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SONS OF SCOTLAND... I AM WILLIAM WALLACE!"
lil_lugger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me Smalls!
AspectELD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocalates, you never know what your gonna get"
Ackwardness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll Derelict my own balls thank you very much
BettmansDungeonSlave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck off, real life Flanders.
Western2486 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee Kai yay Mother Fucker!
othito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turn to page three hundred and ninety fooour.
stellaluna02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a satchel not a purse.
organizedchaos5220 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. I am your father!
Brlja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Total commitment!" and "Purity of precious bodily fluids."
slefob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where did you get those pants? The toilet store?
ColossalMouthBass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!
stellaluna02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be your Dave.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Housekeeping!
halfbakedcupcake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He touched the butt!"
ihaveyuidonttouchme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
get to the chappo!!!!!!
itechy21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, don't ever turn your back to the cage"
zombiereign ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two dollars ... plus tip
Teth-Diego ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go ahead. Make my day." or "Do you feel lucky? well do you punk!"
stellaluna02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey you guys.
henrokk1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's this from?
Reminds me of civil war but that was "hey everyone"
stellaluna02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:00 on June 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goonies :)
drunkryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Thereโs shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried, pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich."
Frigy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's looking at you kid"
Stencils294 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So long and thanks for all the fish.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop trying to hit me, and hit me
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck me Santa, fuck me Santa, fuck me Santa..."
Dyvius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
poofingerhandshakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINER"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!'
Bleakdf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Woody Harrelson, ask me anything."
KarateLion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bonesaw's REEAADDY!!
MaDness202 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"to die would be a grand adventure!" r.i.p robbin
anonteau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Luke, I am your father."
Edit: Well, I thought I was a true Star Wars fan but apparently even I have misquoted this line. Damn.
russki516 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry bud. That's not what he says.
ctsmith76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That line is so often misquoted. It's actually "No. I am your father."
henrokk1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ClickerHeroes1505 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They call it royal cheese"
Thecampinator012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You stay classy Dan Diego"
Sorix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"See you at the party Richter!"
simplyviven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Jack's Medulla Oblongata.
Brie_Niche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I AM your father."
henrokk1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I (emphasis on the I) am your father
tall_crawl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
Mild111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His name is Robert Paulson"
or
"I haven't been fucked like that since Grade School"
or
"The first rule of Project Mayhem is we don't talk about Project Mayhem"
ScharlieScheen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you!"
Delwin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a bad feeling about this...
wedontneedyourpuppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Give me back my fucking gnome!
ianseyler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The first rule in Fight Club..."
philbrown325 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you okay?
No man... I'm pretty fucking far from okay.
I'm gonna go medieval on this fucker!"
PS: Besides all the dialogue in Fargo
ben7337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
boboti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dog one is open!
stephinatorr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, come on, Peter. I can see your vagina from here!"
TheNarwhaaaaal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what they call a quarter pounder in france?
Rabban12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm on my fucking lunch break, OK?
APTry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So much room for activities!!!!!
ChunkChunka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN
West5ide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
Verbluffen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The D is silent.
thewookieeman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I... AM YOUR FATHER
Medicap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cowabunga?
AlistairTheGecko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The pen is blue..
Show_me_your_8008135 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's good to be the King.
ForAnAngel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What does it do?"
"It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im tired of these mother fuckin snakes on this mother fucking plane
michaeldelaney5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.
meatloaf_madness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine?
the_tourist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'I know.'
DzWR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
darcy_clay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I need you like i need an asshole on my elbow!"
Zelmask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GARBAGE DAY!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop eating my sesame cake!
Johnnyb119 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killin' me, smalls!"
APTry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Be Excellent to each other
Krugmanite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And party on, dudes!
eljefe43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dude abides
breakworlder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And shepherds we shall be...
pokemonpasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOT THE BEES NOT THE BEES
Randomseries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dillon. You son of a bitch.
Bayside308 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want to play a game"
NuCalibur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aaaaaaaaall righty then"
carbine781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
sirdarksoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Freedommmmmmmmm" "Because we live here!"
Phlash_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
deepslit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
rawr4me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
zstone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Badges?! We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
AjGoodtimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
PhenomenalxMoto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The snozzberries taste like... snozzberries
duolc84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You never go ass to mouth.
HeylaMonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Give me back my jelly beans!!!"
redrebel69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no crying in baseball "
Techn9ne4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door.
Bunktavious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the Force be with You"
"No, I am You're Father"
"I love you. I know." (was tempted to go with "Jubjub")
It's a fun question, but nearly every popular movie ever made will be instantly recognizable by it's fans by it's big quotes. Some though are big enough to transcend fandom:
"Frankly my Dear, I don't give a Damn."
"There's no place like home!"
Some even get recognized by quotes that are completely wrong:
"Play it again Sam"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."
Sorix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied."
jussayin05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you bitch!
RiffRaff14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will finish what you started.
Wrickwrock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keep the change, you filthy animal."
dstowell99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you build it , they will come
bluedotinredstate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're on a mission from God.
SchwillyMaysHere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SONG!
LeFreds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I carried a watermelon."
anw6991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
purplefisheye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This.......is from......Matilda......
AFatMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Great Scott!"
theultimateusername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in paris?
burgertyson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shitter was full!
liquidbry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET TO THE CHOPPAH!
go_key ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're going to need a bigger boat."
RzK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"why are you wearing that stupid man suit?" ( อกยฐ แดฅ อกยฐ)
coolhandhutch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we have here is...failure to communicate...
BlackOPS420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead people
thelegendarymudkip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Five, four, three, two, one, zero, SCREAMS"
MrSamsonite10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We got no FOOD, we got no JOBS, OUR PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
ComradeDoggsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"These are not the droids you're looking for..."
russki516 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to da chappah!
theherminator94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!!!
herro9n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a firefight
luker_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Buck and I'm here to party"
TheSentinelsSorrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT ARE YE DOING IN MY SWAMP!?
Surferly91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take what you can, give nothing back matey
chadclay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Iโm Your Huckleberry, Thatโs Just my Game"
gradu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a tooma!
corywi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I...drink...your...milkshake! I drink it up!
_Bone_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"oohhhh you think darkness is your ally?"
n0tcreatlve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHATS IN THE BOX!?"
nathankeule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fish are friends, not food
TheNobleTroll18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have the high ground."
"You underestimate my power!"
REF_YOU_SUCK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
stay away from my fucking percocets and do ya have any fucking percocet?
LostBaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse
kram12345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippie Kay Yay
toastlad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you talking to me?"
Reikfashoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me smalls!
meinerHeld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uhh urr hug guh uhhh...life...ug guhh urr uh huguuuhhh...finds a way...
xfan10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you talking to me?
Mehskoozy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
Krugmanite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know how I know you're gay? ..."
hen_vorsh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a real boy!
TimAnEnchanter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of all the gin-joints in all the world...
CarMaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
somebody stop me!
delnoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
god damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.
Joey2Slowy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're out of your element, Donny!
bcugs95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
edible_funk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's all in the reflexes."
eternallurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll see you on the beach."
Orlando8190 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest run!
xfan10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're dead to me"
Beccar217 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boats and hoes
Tallon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Earf
SearchingForSunshine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllcccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhh DID YOU HEAR THAT?!
conejitobrinco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"no ,I am your father"
littleoopie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, you guys!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me, Smalls!
Wildeone1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
Supersaiyan_IV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Andersen!
gunlawyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I preshent to you zha ballishtic missile shubmarine "Hred October"
AryanInternetwarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wilson!!!
Krugmanite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You got KNOCKED the FUCK OUT!"
realmealdeal88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're my boy, blue!
Sajusmina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sorry. I couldn't resist."
MetaOverkill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where are you now I'm sitting in my office. I doubt that. Why would you doubt that? If you were in your office right now we'd be having this conversation face-to-face.
IShotJohnLennon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit."
megahooah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The force will be with you, always. Or No, I am your father! (Heavy breathing)
Evolved_Velociraptor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:09:28 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Luke, I am your father. Get it right.
megahooah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:55:03 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uhhh actually that's just a common misconception among Star Wars "fans", Vader actually said "No, I am your father." Any TRUE Star Wars fan knows this but don't worry you're not alone with this misconception. Look it up.
Evolved_Velociraptor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:40 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you implying that I'm not a true fan? You probably think Han shot first you uncultured lepton.
megahooah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:54 on June 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No I think you a HALF WITTED SCRUFFY LOOKING NERF HERDER!!
Evolved_Velociraptor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:07 on June 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*you're. You fucking uneducated lepton.
megahooah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:15:03 on June 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well you aren't a true Star Wars fan!
Evolved_Velociraptor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:21:46 on June 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're right, I think star trek is far superior in every way.
SuspendBelief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Allllrighty then.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Meet my little friend"
Chronically_cute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's NEVER going to happen!
dimentex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.
until0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Hector. The fool who thought he killed Achilles.
evilhaggis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Momma always said...
Daxl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side Chief.
Super_mando1130 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
frankly my dear I don't give a damn
Saiyandeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
You're missing out if you can't figure out the film.
OrangeTabbyTwinSis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man. So fuck off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns. โ
and
"Sticking feathers up you butt does not make you a chicken!"
Sidion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No Luke, I... Am your father."
Ateam13g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why so serious?
alu_pahrata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is that a kahuna burger?"
obelix88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When someone asks if you are a god, you say yes!
guarantees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His name is Robert Paulson."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish"
BaumerS4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, I almost had you!
TacticalLeemur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm yer Huckleberry.
Mail540 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke I am your father"
mighty_bandit_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leave di wa and tek di wha?!!!
Mcorleoney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kaiser soze!
rgb86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you BITCH!
RogueTrombonist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Charlie don't surf.
Been_boomin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates"
Flying_FoxDK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man. Game over!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P. Sherman 42 wallaby way
Quachetic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Splive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man, GAME OVER!
Gam3ov3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dude abides
hoark_hogan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to return some video tapes
Fourberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Define "interesting."
SuperRadMarcia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always.
SkilledScawp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I GOTTA SAVE BUBBA!
Janificus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
amaluna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Protection from what? Zee Germans?"
GarciaFU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane"
StudJBagel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I! Am your father."
-SKYCAPTAIN- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tonight we dine in Hell!!
Temperment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mearly adopted the dark, I was born into it.
TacticalLeemur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ever pick up your teeth with broken fingers?
5to11in5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting."
pixel8edpenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
sparklytea98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll never let go, Jack."
ismellfantastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming!"
tinysideburns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's the most you've ever lost in a coin toss?"
perfectsleeper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fish are friends not food.
ThereAndSquare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Batman.
finc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to the chopper!"
iamzsdawgy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
GiJoeyVA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bangarang!"
Baronzemo2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like some kind of Hot Tub Time Machine.
le_sacre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria!"
Dekupicku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
mdmiles19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They pissed on your Fuck Rug!!!"
rickjamesdean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You betcha."
ShriekStudios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS. IS. SPARTA!
fenpark15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I make you horny, baby?
Sinistral13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brotherโs keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
EnigmaticStain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah.
Columbae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bite the curb"
arialist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Use the Force, Luke."
Betrayyal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do or do not, there is no try.
tamadekami ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bob had bitch tits."
athelard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He is my brother"
mcsaranrap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father
great_divider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't give a fuck about your war. Or your president."
jalapenocheddar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you know what nemesis means?"
Akki2200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hope can drive a man insane.
nervousnell89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Paradise Falls; A land lost in time."
fakeup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
8 year olds dude.
Thatonesplicer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You are like a giant cock blocking robot, like developed in a secret fucking government lab!"
AChalkStorm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Want to know the difference between you and me? I make this suit look good.
Zokar49111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
kninjaknitter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I carried a watermelon"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at me, I'm the captain now.
TacticalLeemur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boy, I sure am getting sick of all these Starwars!
theDamnKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DIDJAPUTYAHNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They're eating her...Then they're going to eat me... OHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!"
UPBigBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We must protect our precious bodily fluids!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
KlEpto_CaponE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at me. I am the Captain now.
cballer1010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you...
CaptainIronBoobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KAAAANAAAADAAAAAAA
Shuckin_n_Jivin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me while I... whip this out
tjmsp34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"La Hoo--Za Her"
synthetic-happiness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
fiftypoints ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you?"
"You know, for a second there, yeah, I kinda did"
ilikepants712 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name's Forest. Forest Gump.
Flippidydoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Le Royale with Cheese
athelard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel fear for the last time"
TacticalLeemur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I sure can't wait to get out of Africa!
omega_weapon85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not your fucking khakis.
Taz2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rule number one
unfortunatelybadhero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello Mr Anderson"
RorzeGaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
aqua_zesty_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Judah, either you help me or you oppose me, you have no other choice. You're either for me or against me!"
"If that is the choice, then I am against you!"
dirtysamsquamptsh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman". Jesus Murphy!!
conejitobrinco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You call yourself Fat Amy?
Svezzz812 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Merry Christmas! Shitter's full!
demotingtechnology ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll show you my true nature - our nature. And as Earth dies, remember, I will always, forever, be Shinzon of Remus. And my voice shall echo through time long after yours has faded to a dim memory!
conejitobrinco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say Hello to my little friend.
MILO234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some things never change. And some things do.
sellyberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super green.
lampy8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Iron Man
RealBirdman872 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The names Bond, James Bond"
But which one is the real question?
Nonefromone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!
JediofChrist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a bad feeling about this.
forkedstream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Draw me like one of your French girls"
I hope that one wasn't posted somewhere already...
marlow41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
spenceballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smells like....teenagers
raybanwayfarer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
sky_LUKE_walker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
tifugod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's your car, dude?
BrownSugar50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at Hello!
newfarmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go ahead and lash me you swine! You'll not loosen my tongue."
DanielBlackburn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" you're a wizard harry"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ugh. You threw off my groove!"
pridesa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let it go!
918130 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THEN WE WILL FIGHT IN THE SHADE.
missripper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
Laura_The_Great ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Name one thing you're gonna need the stupid fuckin' rope for!
Lvl70Jordeen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"EAT THE FOOD!"
theDamnKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
Jetsuo1255 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I see dead people."
Fishermansterminal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the Choppa!
deadshots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The old celery trick.
beermeajackncoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You play ball like a girl!
codstradamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"LLLLLLike a glove!"
Dr_Cimarron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This chick is toast!
xfan10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
Droolings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying I have a chance!
KingOfTheHoneyTree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates
aqeelat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you wanna build a snowman?
Krugmanite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Water? Like out the toilet?"
Nazrel106 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Game over man!"
"Get away from her you bitch!"
MaskedEngineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dying ain't much of a living'"
rxlph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
calveezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FRANK THE TANK! FRANK THE TANK!
uabuckeye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He say shut the fuck up, and I do. But as soon as he turns his back I'll be talkin' again."
BrosNCons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool beans!
Zackattackk47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut up, Farva.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. You were to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!
ek34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I will find you and I will kill you"
Jackass506 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tuna fish and lamb
owenloveslife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Anderson...
Marino4K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YIPPIE KI YAY MOTHA FUCKER
Cerfer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans!
xzxinuxzx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. You're cool, and fuck you! I'm out!"
naliao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the force _____
elislider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Negative, I am a meat popsicle"
Alternatively, "Lee-Loo Dallas, Multipass..... Multipass"
lawrencejuliano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports."
aceboogie1123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aloha Mr. Hand
CockyLittleFreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my God! Iโm back. Iโm home. All the time. You finally really did it. You maniacs! Youโve blown it up. God damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Kaigey96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you touch my drum set I'll stab you in the neck with a knife!"
Crimson-Knight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This definitely ranks a nine point O on my weird-shit-o-meter."
dontyieldbackshield ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating - and it gets everywhere.
Generalizable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
vanman73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!"
IngenWon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman"
RRStrike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
godsend1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT'S IN THE BAAAAAAAWX
fnat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
ahilbrants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky punk, Well do ya?
mullak33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MARTY! We have to go back!
Back where?
...
DefinitelyNotFanta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend.
Si1-xGex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's Johnny!"
kasert778 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It ain't the kind of movie bruv.
peskoly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is this? A center for ants?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
ZetaRiemann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what happens, Larry
pimpertje ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a trap!
znarf42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Greed is good"
spiralenator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish
SergeiDiaghilev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I assume this will get buried and may be a little obscure but here goes: "Happy Pie????"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It must be some kind of hot tub time machine..."
DaisyDukesIsMyDog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ezekiel 25:17 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
Goof_My_Hoof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die."
swiftyin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
latrans8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, lady..... you call him Doctor Jones!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
beardedkryptonite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's like we're some kind of... Suicide Squad."
fnat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PC load letter? What the f*** does that mean?
ProfanityWatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
This is a friendly subreddit, please cut down on the swearing mate, from Mr.ProfanityBot.EdiT: Bot messed up
Consider asking to remove before downvoting!
Kaigey96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or "it's the fuckin Catalina wine mixer"
PotatoLatkes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Heyyy yooou guuuys"
hey_mister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big Gulps huh?....well, see ya later!"
KingQuagaar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ello Betty, what's the problem? I haven't got a problem. I've got fuckin' problems. plural. Wanna here?"
Frodoteabaggins1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny how?
EryliaStarheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Romanes eunt domus!
iamsheena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
suchsmalllhands ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AYYYYE YOOU GUUUUUUYS
LocalPharmacist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How did it taste?!"
"Like yours, but sweeter!"
TheDukee13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A cop, a lady, and a guy?! That's like a fucking massacre!
Put_CORN_in_prison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Patrick Bateman.
Krugmanite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It BELONGS in a MUSEUM!"
Neroshun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm just here for the gasoline"
DrakeHazey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson
NWSanta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Morning Dickhead! Hello Moron.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Calm down Honey Bunny!
Faukez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're so money and you don't even know it."
GoldSilverBronzeMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get inside" ;)
SirHotWad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me Smalls."
onlyTheDiabolicalOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i'm expressing my inner anguish through the majesty of song!
psucutie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I carried a watermelon
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish."
Mr-Snarky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One ping only"
ifisayiloveyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FOR. EV. ER"
ozzyd0226 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?"
Pillagerguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman!
NotPissedAtAll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
jake4200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Name is Ignio Montoya, Chu keel my fadder. Prepare to die.
lketchersid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a Dapper Dan man!
aimdoodler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I hate humans. They make me sick."
sunkcost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hack the planet!
jungli_jawani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True story, my middle name is Wesley. My older sister was about 12 when I was born, and she was IN LOVE with the character Wesley from this movie. So, when I slid out of the pink cave, the asked her, "What should your little brother's middle name be?" With stars in her eyes, she replied, "Wesley"
Simple_ton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
5to11in5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.
Oh_pls_no_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?"
"No."
"Tell 'em, Vincent.
"A Royale with cheese."
"A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?"
"Because of the metric system?"
"Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. The metric system."
brokaer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"show me the money....."
ThatOtherGuy_CA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a bad feeling about this...
Chillinthemost11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shoot pool, honky"
FordF650 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Right this way, sir."
virferrum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
NiftyDarkrider981 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever girl"
thesynod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park!
PTulsian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman"
M3ltd0wn_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English, motherfucker, do you speak it ?
Stalwart-Lover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming."
jffdougan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baby.... Ruut?
s0faking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodge this.
frontlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Say hello to my little friend! ' - Scarface
catsy221 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner..."
paradox037 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1) Bob has bitch tits.
2) It's got what plants crave!
3) Get off my lawn.
Krugmanite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Conn, sonar! CRAZY IVAN!"
notjeremy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
COME ON AND SLAM!!!!!
Lando4Peace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny how?
NightmaresInNeurosis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You gotta ask yourself one question.
owlbi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whoah."
tylercreatesworlds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey youu guyyyss!"
Detective_Jabsco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
titillatedocelot117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?!?!
The_Suhelian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ezekiel 25:17
nightjesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ten for you Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!
rbb091020 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But what about second breakfast?
roryw27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When Life gives you lemons, say fuck the lemons and bail
LaDuderina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And don't call me Shirley
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me: if whoever was in this house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I've just called the police. I'd also like to add that I've got my father's gun and a scorching case of herpes.
llamaseatgrass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prestige, Worldwide (wide...wide...wide...)
iamsheena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no crying in baseball!
JoeyNonsense ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Theres a snake in my boot
SociallyUnconscious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
IDontHaveUsername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
CanYouHearMyPhones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you never paid for drugs! Not once!
xCuni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death and Taxes.
IthinkSoBrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY
ManassasReader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's a fact jack"
Dshark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know Kung Fu.
ElDashRendar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista, Baby."
Amieisrad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jenny and me was like peas and carrots"
OutcastOtaku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Theonlyangelleft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I, am your father!"
turbocherry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOOT HER, SHOOOT HER!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Atta boy, Luther!
ginghan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
jreynolds72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever Girl
landyacht750 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look into your heart...
Poppamunz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a bad feeling about this.
djmere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't talk about fight club!
Bradds056 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"None of you fucking pigs move, or I'll execute every last one of you!"
TheDoctorMaybe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!"
_luke_the_duke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let me just quote the late great Colonel Sanders, who said 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken'"
Pardonme23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I desperately wanna make love to a schoolboy!"
Michael1997555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm tired of all these god damn snakes on this mother fucking plane!
purrfect1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata.
Deicide646260 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You get my son to call you daddy, I fuck your wife!"
KangarooChili ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vote for Pedro.
dudehere976 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakes on a mothafuckin plane!
DKong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you want to get serious with her you're going to have to break out the L word." "Lesbian?"
slowelevatortochina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut up and deal
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
Ash_Fire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gooooooooood morning, Vietnam!" (RIP Robin Williams)
"We'll always have Paris"
"Oh captain, my captain"
"Hakuna Matata"
bigbootysuzie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did we just become best friends?
LonesomeWander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
OrangeTabbyTwinSis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They look left, you go right."
Striktphorm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?
Kintsukuroi92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DUDE!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WALL-E..."
Pipps0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rule #1: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB"
zombierage25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeerrrrreees Jonny!!!!
scotty_providence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to... Jurassic Park
Amieisrad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He tastes like you but sweeter!"
Killerrabbitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm tired of these mothafucking snakes on this mothafucking plane!
lunchbox1911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend.
landyacht750 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
TheBreastIncarnate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You stay. I go. No following.
Reasel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multi pass
BearsAndLoafs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a bad feeling about this...
18LM5PI450 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're from Africa? Why are you white?"
IamCarbonMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nitwit! Oddment! Blubber! Tweak!
nezmusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Onions have layers"
MyNameIsNotMud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ni!
Sunbob_Jim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you."
"I know."
Likely_not_Eric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't get cocky, kid"
CannaKid420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
banquof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby
Laugh1ngBull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That IS a tasty burger!
NOFWtinyhippo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
kieppie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
crackrjac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English motherfucker, do you speak it?!
DKong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a baaad feeling about this."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Round up the usual suspects
_gosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
enderk42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
_BurtMacklin_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Show me the money!"
lksurf2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
Dzugavili ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All I'm saying is, what if this is as good as it gets?"
cptnpiccard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard Harry!
d4rkmatter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Always"
tmagalhaes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Hasta la vista baby.
just__harry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It really tied the room together.
Thatsbologna6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It really tied the room together!
splinteredmind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bang a rang!
Helbig312 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I eat peices of shit like you for breakfast!"
"You're killing me smalls."
"Mike LOWRY"
"Cuz its Friday. You ain't got no job. And you ain't got shit to do."
rochford77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peanut Blart and Jelly.
HerbertMenninger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE
dooranran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wow, shit faced cock master"
slaindragonz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
xxlaingyxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
BearsAndLoafs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love it when a plan comes together.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ni!
Habibihany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!
itssosalty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying there's a chance...
D3jaay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"why do we fall, so we can pick ourselves up"
tommytwochains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WAAALLLLLLLLL-EEEE
edit. caps..
IWillTouchAStar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ayyyyy!
atomicfire12345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?
BigRedBike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do you?"
_gosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ni!
Fudgaj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend.
creativexangst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILSON!
burnedfruit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mission report december 16 1991
TossInTheAbyss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
friggle2k5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!
Navae26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soa-"
needaboutreefitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The funny thing about my back is....
M_Bipson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Little Friend
Xillenn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will find you and I will kill you.
Ulq2525 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's like we're some kind ofโsuicide squad"
Thee_Ph3noM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For god sakes Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pool man!"
leezel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm bad, and thatโs good. I will never be good, and thatโs not bad. Thereโs no one Iโd rather be than me.
mcgusta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peed on my fuckin' rug, man.
Dreadsin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you wearing that stupid human costume
mcep5f2009 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do not go in there! Whewww!
hobolantern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
too_toked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah...
SandPocket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love lamp."
hometown_holly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"the snozberries taste like snozberries..."
Orgasmo3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sssssmmmokin'!
_soundshapes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"INCONCEIVABLE!!!"
docbauies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who does Number 2 work for?!?
Ledpenguin182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
dogshitihsgod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, I honer you, I honor our friendship, and I honer our love.
ExcrementMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Youre a wizard harry
chrislaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm helping him sue the human race!"
ice_hell_ftw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Three: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario."
JamesBenten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rehabilitation? i dont even know what that damn word means
Toesonthedash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buehler...?
flowergirl78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stop trying to make fetch happen."
PixelThis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Freeeeeeeeedooooooommmmmmmm!!!!!!!
Nekropisinon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've gotta bad feeling about this.
Crusading_Infidel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
762 Milimeter
leopardcookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!
klompje ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your father.
_gosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh captain, my captain.
rb8speed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But what about Bob?!
Antrimbloke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
Orgasmo3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuhgeddaboudit!
rabbit-deer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WIIIILLLLSSSSSONNN
AnEmptyKarst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong
soundunderground ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wolfman has nards?!
mcwarwick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do ye like dags?"
bigmike67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him and offer he can't refuse
trog12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK YOU GUMBY!
camilonino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are an inanimate fucking object!
Denim_Peacoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is bat country!
Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
user-undefined ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our Freedom!!!"
hopeless_dick_dancer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I gave him an offer he couldn't refuse.
zazziethegiggles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been drinking green tea all day!
Lovemesomediscgolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the need...the need for speed!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.
thirty7inarow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"In a row?!"
Floating_octopus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see you, Jake Sully.
scott-in-dawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Most things in here don't react too well to bullets."
I_am_Nightwing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coming to America?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We can't stop here - this is bat country!
dankmoms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boy, That escalated quickly.
BBQsauce18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
vanillafox777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude wheres my.."
Chinese_piss_eggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You bet she can fuck.
dabobbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(ctrl-f "force")...really? Nobody?
"Use the Force, Luke."
whorfin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What we've got here is failure to communicate"
"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"
"But why male models?"
JSingleton6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!
_gosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My precious
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That movie with the fat black girl?
cgnss13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who ya gonna call?"
Nazrel106 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dic brown for a time machine to the 80s? To call the ghostbusters
chumpsteak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling
tingulz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Neo.
shanksta3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICOOOO?!?"
navassa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm too old for this shit.
flirppitty-flirp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?"
Might be too old for some of yer young yipper snappers.
gddub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hansel. So Hot Right Now.
Paraallel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wall-eeeeee"
dizzi800 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these motherfking snakes on this motherfking plane!
rikjames90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It must be some sort of.....hot tub time machine.
trolledyabruh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fake 42 blast with a back side George reverse like your life depended on it."
horseman101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the Force be with you.
KeenanAllnIvryWayans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at hello
FagDamager ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
daddy would you like some sausage
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn the man, Save the Empire!
Catsowntheinternet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish
dizzi800 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"eeeve"
mrchillibeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is my boomstick!"
Crapjuice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
EpicPandaGamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, Harry!
Lovemesomediscgolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud"
GorillaMeat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wilson!
insomniac2go ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
amodia_x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think that's air you're breathing now?
xKappz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had diarrhea since Easters.
Orgasmo3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no crying in baseball!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Think about it. Where was we before we got here?
gddub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley.
RosyPancakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, what a day! What a LOVELY day!"
SlugABug22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead, make my day.
VickTurbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I HAVE HAD IT WIH THESE MOTHA FUCKEN SNAKES ON THIS MUTHA FUCKIN PLANE!
karmatiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I work for Dick Jones. DICK JONES!"
Diabetesh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A sphincter says what?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry
lovable_oaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Partelex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
iJeax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Luke. I am your father.
rssmitty13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman"
marishtar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Doom."
jalapenocheddar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin, 'cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina! "
shaolinspunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The snozberries taste like snozberries!
BrokenestRecord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'!
elguitarro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything is awesome!
Drago777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't fight in here...this is the war room!"
LoRez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money
ThisIsGoobly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
ChangingChance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lieutenant!! Dan!!
Pardonme23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Argo fuck yourself
mpd105 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!
xiaodre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that rug really tied the room together..
Jibediah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck it dude, let's go bowling"
samoft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
RoyalSpades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manners, maketh, man.
nhoucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"it's not a tuuumor."
ginger_walker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Protection from what? Ze Germans?!
I'm disappointed this movie isn't anywhere near the top :/
bcmonke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name was Robert Paulson
black_second_coming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Littering and....
Wizedup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Houston, we have a problem."
monsterinacage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to go and bring me. . . A SHRUBBERY!" Music blares
iJeax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When this baby hits 88MPH, you're gonna see some serious shit."
screen317 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm king of the world!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
bmalbert81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!!!!!!!!
gocolbygo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Schwing!"
courtesyofthebadwolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody puts baby in the corner!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THIRTY-SEVEN?!?"
The_Tenderizer01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, [REDACTED]
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you ain't first, you're last
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam."
smilbandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."
icyboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your place got a pool?"
"We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond... Pond'd be good for you."
JohnDoe772 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell the bitch to be cool!!
sodabased ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
inconceivable.
Millerman316 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm here for the beer and the bitches."
thewildings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the Force be with you.
MAXMCARTHY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will find you, and I will kill you
Shoopuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE ARE THEY.
mjames74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Free, your, mindโฆ
yungchase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"
FragBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
jasonniesen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
feyoncepadthai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love goooollllddd
TheDuke13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Liiike a gllluuuuuvuh!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I met this 6-year-old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face and the blackest eyes... the Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him and another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply- EVIL."
highpowerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
Gaysian31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I can fix that."
LoRez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
g-game over man
CemeteryCreep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You've got red on you"
_gosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
MuonManLaserJab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But well, by Gad, if you lose a son, it's possible to get another, and there's only one Maltese Falcon.
redhotchillibean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Captain, my Captain!
fattymcgigglepants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go fuck yourself San Diego"
swimtowin1000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Groovy Baby ;)
Picsonly25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know I love you more than my luggage.
Stuifiee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you watching closely?"
LightOfVictory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Howdy ho officer! We've had a doozy of a day!
TheEnigmaJoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do NOT go in there! WOOOOOO!"
ElCamo267 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big gulps huh? Well, see ya later!"
Dumbdog27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
ginger_walker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to the rock
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do ye like degs?
DarwinianMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
RoguexSheep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! Bear fucker!
GeonnCannon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
staarbuucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a roach on the collar
fight_me_for_it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if there isn't a tomorrow? There wasn't one today.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I ain't got time to bleed"
DrippyWaffler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's no moon.
Kanoozle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A liter is French, for GIVE ME SOME FUCKIN COLA!
LayerzofChaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GREAT SCOTT
d0ggzilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Iโm funny how? I mean funny, like Iโm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? Iโm here to fuckinโ amuse you?"
Omnibeneviolent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
deltora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You tell'em I'm coming, and hell's coming with me you hear?? HELL'S COMING WITH ME."
vorbis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Would any of you cunts like a drink?"
plaN3T_7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Danmmmmm"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LeviOsa, not LevioSA
Hahimnotjustkidding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look, the most glorious rainbow ever.
Do me on it.
TheEnigmaJoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dave's not here man"
tingulz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How about a magic trick? I'm going to make this pencil disappear.
NekonoKage64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
fromthesaveroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why are you eyein' my lemon drink?" - A terrible, terrible movie
fooreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"hello Clarice.."
Corruptmagician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hold on to your butts."
LWMcHaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm batman!
PM_ME_UR_LUNCH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Houston, we've had a problem
bmalbert81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson
Ironforged ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you know what we need, man? Some rope."
Ghitit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's some bad hat, Harry.
goryIVXX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"we're off to are the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz!!!!"
Slinki3stpopi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's no moon
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jennayyyy
Razielredel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No... I am your father.
bobbyzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel the need...The need for speed"
TheHairyYeti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say Hello to my little friend!"
Spidey_Josh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you!
Eatingleg4pnut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nothing makes me sadder then when the agent lost his bladder on the aiiiiir-plane...."
Shurdus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kunu, call the front desk!
unlikedemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alllllllrighty then.
smilbandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your mom puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yes, have some."
draft02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to ME!?"
Atomix26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
Sirmaksalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's just like, your opinion man.
Svacheen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SLAPPPA DA BASS MON
RG_Mindstate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS
TheEnigmaJoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tell me about the fucking golf shoes man!"
Baitsch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, Hai Mark.
Sarkasian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Scuse me while I WHIP this out
McBeefsqueeze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!
Heart-Shaped_Box ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say "what" one more God damn time!
JohnnyDillenger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ay wher da white wimen at?
MasterZii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
Getsuyobini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"She KNOWS it's a MULTIPASS!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Come on, Chicken Dick!"
bradlovespizza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To infinity...AND BEYOND!!!
bcxx143 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if you're a bird, I'm a bird.
ms_hyde_is_back ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
anden4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody. Calls me. Chicken.
Assanater601 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No post on Sundays".
graymatterslurry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You are not your fucking khakis."
Plazma60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whoa whoa whoa, nobody called anybody a 'JT' here!"
TearsOfChildren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you gonna call?
Actuallyhammed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"the pen is blue, the GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!"
julio_and_i ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're not first, you're last.
8cheeseball8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
"...no"
bmalbert81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me Smalls!!!
Omnibeneviolent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The precious!
Shimdan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's fixing a divot!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH
koj57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For a moment there, I thought we were in trouble.
SkinsFanDan1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bangerang!"
Cynadoclone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I, am your father.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the odds be ever in your favor
15040641 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're calling me a pig? I'm Mr Pig!
BillyFusion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I looked and was surprised I didn't see a line from my favorite movie of all time mentioned: "Great Scott!"
ewoktalia14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bread makes you fat."
landon444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a bad feeling about this"
borisdarlink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
your killing me smalls
TheCarzilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna matata
Soniccyanide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's wasted life
u_funky_bitch_u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you crazy?
NotAlpharad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a lotta fish
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
"I have to pee on her, I mean, I have to pee, pee time"
"If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine"
future_space ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!
SO LICK MY BUTT AND UCK ON MY BALLS!!
Substantia41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Anderson, welcome back.
slyfoxy12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know"
the_monster545 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It really tied the room together, did it not?
Parember_Kennard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes. ... Keep firing, assholes!"
asapwnz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gosh... friggin idiot!
kaezermusik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTA
i_am_an_ass_hole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
Eilonwieee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its LeviOsa, not leviosA...
RampantRocky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"
dzhsck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum.
oldguynewname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"the shnozberries taste like shnozberries!"
ThatCK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I got chills, they're...."
The_Real_Twisted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your Huckleberry."
"My hypocrisy knows no bounds."
Dr-selmy1121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ride or die remember.
MichelleGriffiths ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bye Felicia
ThresherStart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box!?"
landyacht750 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.
Doctor... Doctor... glad I'm not sick.
Aaaaaas yoooooou wiiiiiish!
Hey whitey, where's your hat?
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.
Mumbaibabi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You stay. I go.
emmbro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Demented and sad. But, social!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude, where's my car?"
theblackraven996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Jorge-Alberto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't carry a gun. I drive.
random980 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're only meant to blow the bloody doors off!"
pdeee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yes, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell"
Now imagin she is white.
MuonManLaserJab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The 39 Steps is an organization of spies, collecting information on behalf of the foreign office of...
jennybabym ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Dude Abides"
rept32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?
SecretAsianGamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones!"
Morachi51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only a sith speaks in absolutes.
MrPotCookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lemon stealing whores.
kobkaries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be your huckleberry.
they_are_out_there ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
TWO DOLLARS!
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x2f01klaatu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's wizard's chess!
IfSantaWasAsian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nii-san
Jordanfre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with the monkey-fighting snakes on this monday-to friday-plane!"
Raven_Skyhawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice. But we did.
Dirtylittlesecret88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
NewsiesOnAMission ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Antici.......................pation!"
they_are_out_there ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that...
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solavirum19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ummm.......Why so serious?
APsWhoopinRoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM!
Chumstick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit.
ADHD-PI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in lesbians with you.
MkfShard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a wot?
azimhussain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yer a wizard Harry"
germinik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father
NAbsentia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
go_ahead_n_downvote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'd like to take his face......off"
goryIVXX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can"
abrahamf1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm so not a raper"
lavendermini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I said good day!"
TheChrisDez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boys have penises and girls have vaginas
scole44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeeeere's jonny!
TheOnlySherriff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love you jennaay
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because my dad promised me
Chappy5001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke i am your father
kassdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick some ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
bradlovespizza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bara bara bara bara sha wiiiingaaaa
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
english, motherfucker, do you speak it?!
soundunderground ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since no one has posted it already, "I'll be your huckleberry."
TheFirEmpire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you.
pressing_random_keys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Play it again Sam
LittlestMormont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's left Smalls, I said Left Center.
normajean8080 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run, Forrest, run!"
Lemon_life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
cogentat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coffee's for closers.
Dodara87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude, where's my car?"
Koupers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
BobTheBubbler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Can I get a liter of cola"
Thematt3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy."
BobTheBubbler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Except in my day the rookie got naked."
Thematt3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"AND we used BLANKS! You're a sick fucker Mac"
BobTheBubbler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Thanks cap"
Thematt3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you were my son I would have smothered you long ago"
smilbandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
mean_apple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Afte all this time? ..Always"
Ronderander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. I am your Father!
Sagoingne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn..."
BlazingMetal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a bad feeling about this.
Utming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT IS THE RABBIT
freshthrowaway1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's colon.
falsealarmm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOM!
Xenofon713 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The dude abides."
orange_ixora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's a doooozey!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of the women.
BrittneyMitts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm the ghost with the most, babe."
Chappy5001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Youre a grinch
special_reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keaton used to say, 'I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him.' Well I believe in God - and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."
HashtagYas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"long live the king"
burtethead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm yer huckleberry.
FixDieWeed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
Circa19ninety ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If he ain't back in 10 mins, we calling dominoes!"
Shaboofi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's jonny!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So, that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?"
Chappy5001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ima go get the papers, get the papers
xX420bOnglOrdXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, the first rule is I'm not supposed to talk about it
spittyfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sell me this pen!
Mr_Podo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you not entertained?!"
AshleyisFloyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dead or alive your coming with me"
loptthetreacherous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Spider-Man."
Flumpinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule about Fight Club,
Wait what was it again?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here is a few!
I may just want a bagel with my coffee.
A fuckin' pencil
You and your fucking rope.
You smell something rabbit?....fear
..my big rubber masturbating shoes?
Cecilgene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"RAAAAASPBERRIEEEEES!"
thediabloman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hranging around. Hranging around. Kid's got alligat'r blood."
ProfessorPwnage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane"
yumyumgivemesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung fu.
jasonniesen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am a leaf on the wind... watch how I soar."
nalyd8991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Look at me! No, look at me! I am the captain now."
alephreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a trap!
Yuckmyyums ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yer a wizard Harry"
Ag3nTTeresa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's no Moon."
passresidual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have no marbles!
Notelpats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're an inanimate fucking object!"
phoenixgsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a bad feeling about this"
greyjackal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get away from her, you bitch!"
"I ain't got time to bleed..."
"Let off some steam, Bennett."
PixelSlinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
Skinnney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you know the Muffinman?"
JimboJJ26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry ... Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah."
lund2784 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Carpe the Diem. Seize The Carp.
atomfaust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
xlylax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
do the truffle shuffle.
ovjho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I donโt like sand. Itโs coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fat guy in a little coat!
xpnerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEEEEEEEEEEEEY YOOOOOOOOOOOU GUUUUYSSS!!
Ehh_fuck-it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
Childflayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"These drug cartels represent a clear and present danger to the national security of the United States"
REDOX58 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want a large Farva! I want a litre of cola!
baatezu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"..two chicks at the same time, man."
allisslothed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
geekLIFESuomi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gosh!
Ga77ity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's inevitable"
indoobitably ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ramses is #1
zryii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tina, you fat lard - come get some dinner!"
DatGermandude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No disassemble Johnny!"
bjj_turnip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English", motherfucker! Do you speak it?!
decklund ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a movie but a tv show- 'pitter patter lets get 'at her'
NDL1988 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't believe his lies
jer99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sigh These fucking zombies. Remember when you could just throw a girl in a volcano?
MyDogTheRacist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The price is wrong, bitch!"
joethepino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LONESTAR! (thunk)
stickytriumph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
justSFWthings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
LogicalThirdEye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dude abides.
drewdbell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have time to bleed
AggressiveOsmosis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Father, the sleeper has awakened!"
Rypat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little frien!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown.
OfficialLaEl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To infinity and beyond !
TeamSawyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, where's my car?
jumanjicouldhappen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where we are going, we don't need roads"
Grimardo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Steeve MADDDDEEENNNNNNN!
Chowtown11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father
learntouseapostrophe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
trowawayez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have no legs. I have no legs. I have legs. I have nooo legs. I have no legs"
CappinGoddamnKirk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're outta your element, Donny."
SWSB95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ni"
Kaneharo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flame-flames on the side of my face... breathing..
winnt7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The force will be with you; always.
Wallabizle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Mortegro545 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
jdickey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebudโฆ
858mondeo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"King Kong aint got nuthin on me!"
kendread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...You've gotta be fucking kidding.
trexxit1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run Forest! Run!"
Pappyballer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to return some video tapes
nuc99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fart in you general direction...
aldaeron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"we're putting new cover sheets on all the TPS reports"
FreedomToasts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put it on a plate, son. You'll enjoy it more."
thegrumpymechanic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Badges??? We don't need no stinkin' badges!!
IMR800X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
stevensnk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy living or get busy dying.
sadeofdarkness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"do you feel lucky, well do you punk?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
chadsexytime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"kobayashi"
Sdot2014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ADRIAN!
orelbon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Surprise modafucker"
gratuitous-goombas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
AggressiveOsmosis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"These are not the droids you are looking for."
"I can't shake em!"
"Never tell me the odds!"
pepsiROCK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Language
TheKubizz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Avada Kedavra!"
EqFox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeeea baby yeaa~!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You bow to no one.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?
C0USC0US ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool."
demoralizingRooster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wise men say, forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza."
RollinBart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what again. SAY WHAT again! And I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker! Say what one more time."
TheSinfulDeath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gimme some sugar baby.
historybythevictors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
project_valient ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a big Twinkie!
SalSevenSix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
raqquel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee Kai yeh motherf***er
Ken808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Batman.
joetheslacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little confused. The town is back THAT way.
Teknojnky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pop quizz hotshot.
Hikenbikenlife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well that escalated quickly...
jaredmonstah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming Just keep swimming
Wallabizle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"GET TO DAH CHOPPA!!!"
Tincansailorman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye."
Chrisgpresents ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The great bambino!
Chemistbrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHLAPA DA BASS MAN'
AggressiveOsmosis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
liptonat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tis but a flesh wound
klingersux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"your gonna need a bigger boat"
Traincakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTA!
sataanicpaanic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are the weirdos Mister
BobTheBubbler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me miles davis"
soul_brotha_numba_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides be the inequities of the selfish and tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness. For he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger for those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you
curbrgrbrsn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Snozberries taste like snozberries"
DoDraper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โThe path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brotherโs keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.โ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
wrenchtosser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. . . and I'm all out of bubblegum."
smw2102 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killin' me, Smalls!
karatelemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll get you, my pretty! And you're little dog, too!
Slothy22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The fuel for my magic... is life."
m4xxp0wer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Puny god.
OrangeGeiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hold on to your butts."
mypurplefriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's looking at you kid
Invalid_User_name23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You shall not pass"
wtcollins1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads?! Where we're going we don't need roads.
Bonezmahone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stupid is as stupid does.
Artexa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So as Shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord, for thee
one-hour-photo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's some sort of robotic cop....
A robocop.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For you."
RickHedge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!
Hollyberry3140 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeeeeres Johnny!
Ieffingsuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kick his ass, seabass!
Maggiesdaddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're on a mission from God.
rickjamesdean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A man's got to know his limitations."
D3Darkk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAH! I threw that shit before I came in the room!!
Enigizerdemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Sparta!
ConradMiles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to make them an offer that they cannot refuse.
PewPewLaserss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's Johnny!"
"We're gonna need a bigger boat... "
Boatus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The spice must flow"
Fbeezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ass to ass..."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had worse!"
PoopPopsicles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have no food....We have no jobs... Our PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!
theangryintern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP.
Ajescent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody puts baby in the corner."
EnricoPallatzo5066 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
we're gonna need a bigger boat
Diarygirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You got a Benz, I got a busket."
Sarumansmother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HARRY DIDYAPURYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFYAAAAAAAAAH?
Darktidemage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but someday soon, and for the rest of your life.
Luke, I am your father
Magic Mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all
supercalifragilistic
get to the choppa
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
EVERYONE!
You talkin to me? I don't see anyone else here, so you must be talkin to me. You talkin to me?
markyjensen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
sportstar322 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.
idontwanttostart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Funny how? No. You said...how the fuck do you think I'm funny? "
educatedbiomass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we have here is a failure to comunicate!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Her insides were a rocky place, where my seed could find no purchase.
SlimGuySB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
learned_person ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We don't even care whether or not we care.
greatAlaskanNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeeey you guys!
NovaLext ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm suprised this ones not high up there, "Luke I am your father."
MCGtr1ck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
Sensei0021 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around"
TheShitUSay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Once you go black, you're going to need a wheelchair"
veryimportantman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you.
zedsdeadbby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Earf.
jomontage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did we just become best friends?? Yup!
icyboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Can ... you ... dig it?"
TusShona ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
madtraxxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
''What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?''
Sabretooth24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you motherfucker!! Say what one more god dam time!!!!
dk745 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a loner Dottie. A rebel.
dynamite1985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ducks fly together."
mrrogersneighbor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squirrel!
u_funky_bitch_u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Wallabizle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Tell me Clarice,........"
Red_lumberjack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English mutha fucka do you speak it???"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take your stinking paws off of me you damn dirty ape!
SJW-in-training ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straight outta Compton?
TheTainter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am da law!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates
hpdodo84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die"
gail_nicole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
CallMeStark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Has nobody seriously mentioned this?
"An offer you can't refuse"
GreekJames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the fuck did we get Ice cream?
dexterbarsinister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I wouldn't answer that question unless my lawyer was in the room, and then I probably wouldn't even answer that question. "
ColVictory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Maximum effort."
MarathonWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your move, creep."
phi1428 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talk to me Goose
HighonCosmos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You complete me!
LordKidneyPunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke.. I am your father."
Jesfin82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.
EverywhereSean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"
badf1nger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise".
Neon_Deion64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a trap!
randyf4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
niikhil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's play a game
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I drive."
-PeterParker- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yippie-Ki-Yay motherfucker."
MoreGull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're on a mission from God.
Regisphilbinladen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father."
muleismyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
isitreallythateasyon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Kwantsu, dudes"
xsforis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
enragedcrowbar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Woah"
Chornax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put the fucking lotion in the basket!"
the_mighty_moon_worm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody makes me bleep my own blood.
Braytone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And shepherds we will be, for thee, my lord, for thee..."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A! B! C! D! E! F! G! H! I! J! K! L! M! N! O! P! Q! R! S! T! U! V! W! X! Y! Z!"
RoguexSheep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
killahgrag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone."
vespilio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
DanDuhDan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He is the one"
Demoroth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Charlie don't surf
Rozzzzzie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, you must not read from the book!"
ripperc100jr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ricos rough necks, HUA!"
SpaceCollision ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LEGOLAS! TWO ALREADY!
0x001a4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
Bobasfettish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOUR EGO IS WRITING CHECKS YOUR BODY CAN'T CASH!"
texasrigger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We can't stop here, this is bat country!
lordgeezus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well the two of us was fixin to fornicate!
Swearingen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GREAT SCOTT'S!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
OmmaNom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shark bait ooh ha ha.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you had me at hello"
_Hard_To_Find_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
badf1nger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It puts the lotion on its skin".
LiamGP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the chopper!
valiantjedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure. "
mermaidmurderer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His name was Robert Paulson."
SJW-in-training ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship, butย it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Gaben comes crashing down, butย it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!"
[The soldiers draw swords.]
[The hobbits start climbing Mount Doom.]
_Jay_Garrick_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Martha. Save Martha."
CE_BEP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talking to me?"
daBTLS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can"
LastOfTheCamSoreys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MR. ANDERSON"
Or
"There is no spoon"
original_4degrees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"she kidnapped herself, man"
Haatshepsuut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Daddy! Nice wheels!'
Sirjoshd109 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."
LastOfTheCamSoreys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We can't stop here, this is bat country"
Sirjoshd109 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you really fuck that bear?"
curiousjogo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's just like, your opinion, manโ
justooswift ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aim for the bushes.
roxylouwho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is bat country...
j0m1n1n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ever get cum in your eye, Gabriel? It buuuuuuuurns.
Nottykid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Diplomatic Immunity"
trueplayer31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hai doggy
mi_kewl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
GunnyConrad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."
cocomaxster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is my swamp
osiris775 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
may the force be with you
MrOkz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!"
imadz853 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Talk to the hand"
inshane_in_the_brain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put... the bunny.... down..."
MAULFURION ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're One Ugly Motherfucker!"
AnonymousAdam555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'
travianner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
cluebrayon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wiggle your big toe"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I a clown? Do I amuse you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"say hello to my little friend"
osiris775 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
TheHandoftheSchwing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can never tell me what to do, ever again."
megamunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She was my first asian!
neulaender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of God's own prototypes
crikey- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keep firing assholes!"
duffmannn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coffee's for closers!
talexa08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You fucked up. You trusted us!
Mr_Smartypants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
HNR_Sworn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And may the odds be ever in your favor."
mrbroseph22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There... du na naa na na du na naa na na...
_whodie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack."
WolfHoodlum1789 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No capes!"
Male_Mail_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello, to my little friend.
jeanpetit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You almost had me? You never had me. You never had your car!
iggzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You like dags?
CuzDam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh.
craftypajamalady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever girl..."
iratam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How come this is not here... "Hasta la vista, Baby!"
Fitzinreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cowabunga!
citrusea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"..an offer you can't refuse."
ChibuikeLee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lyrtil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a bad feeling about this!
ManualRestart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The D is silent muthafucka."
Hell_Yes_Im_Biased ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โOf all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mineโฆโ
kayray603 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Andd then?" "No "and then!"
phoneman85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talking to me?"
sarahm0ses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
johnny_mclovin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!!?!?!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
"somebody stop me!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If Little Red Riding Hood comes at you with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch!"
Major props to anyone who gets this. One of the most criminally underrated films of all time.
Azara1th ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Mr. Anderson
chuky93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Donkey!"
Braedoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Merry Christmas. Ya filthy animal..."
mgkh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did we just become best friends?"
Sanhael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the universe."
dkvoras ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh fuck off ya big lamp!"
PunkZdoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning."
demlegos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flawless victory!
MajorlyClueless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend (pew pew pew pew)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We both eated the cryssals!"
taariya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you know what fear stands for? False Evidence Appearing Real."
cerrila2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Warriors come out to play
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DID HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH
Mabvll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Im gettin' too old fo dis shit...."
redwgc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead..."
Pu55y_Liquor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Bonaparta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hands on cheeks AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
LookingForOreos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GET THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!"
Corzaa31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?!"
dragonmanmike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings"
war_general ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy living or get busy dying.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great, or maybe we could get together and just eat a bunch of caramels.
Jammybe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Road? Where we're going we don't need roads.
superkong37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bingo! Dino DNA!
chuckhatesu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You will have nothing, and you will like it!"
PM_UR_COCK_4_A_POEM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ni!
Darklordstormaggedon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOT MY FUCKING TEMPO!
lavendermini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's a snake in my boot"
saigonrice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Witness me blood bag!
dancindani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After all this time?
Always.
not4urbrains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, YOU'RE an inanimate fucking object!
spasticpoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ones who know don't care anymore, and the ones who care don't know.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FUCK YOU, that's my name!"
TombRaiderLaraCroft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
manguyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself.
teawar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the force Harry, it's Chinatown.
waxrosesaturday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Doctor said I need a backiatomy."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off."
asc84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm the dude, man!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We have a Tyrannosaur"
this_username_is_ok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ayy, put your fingers out of my soup
thehardy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to da choppa!"
Defgarden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying there's a chance.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have to return some videotapes."
alessjajoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Momma said alligators are so angry because they got all dem teeth but no toothbrush
CleptoeManiac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They call it a Royale with cheese."
coffee_first ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's behind you Tyrone. When you drive in reverse, things come from behind you.
Macjac415 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut up, Donnie! You're out if your element!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
vulturez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hack the planet!
card797 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mama always said...
TMOverbeck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me smalls
JesusShahbazChrist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It goes 6 inches forward and 5 inches back.
shrekacopter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doo you undastand the words comin outta my mouthh?!?!
badf1nger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ramblers, let's get rambling".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Michael Squints Palledorous walked a little taller that day. And we had to tip our hats to him. He was lucky she hadn't beat the crap out of him. We wouldn't have blamed her. What he'd done was sneaky, rotten, and low... and cool. Not another one among us would have ever in a million years even for a million dollars have the guts to put the move on the lifeguard. He did. He had kissed a woman. And he had kissed her long and good. We got banned from the pool forever that day. But every time we walked by after that, the lifeguard looked down from her tower, right over at Squints, and smiled.
samrogalsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brooks was here
bvm182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You wanna go to jail, you wanna go home?"
akujia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alrighty then
Kessle_Run ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Always."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
jachambers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Donnkayyy"
planetnutsack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get off my plane!"
EscapeTheSingularity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
lysergic_gandalf_666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abby.... Normal
darcside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not what you know.. It's what you can prove!
DarkMalt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Autobots, Roll Out"
johnjbernardo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BEAR FUCKER!
TheLeaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
da ya like dags?
badf1nger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's what I like about them high school girls man, I get older, they stay the same age."
Donny359 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name Buck and I'm here to fuck!
jackrc11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It must be some kind of hot tub time machine."
MtnDewFtw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shake and Bake!
ishithefishi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny like a clown?
Wallabizle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
tyereliusprime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aaaaaaand theeeeeeeeennnn?"
Haatshepsuut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run, Forest, run!
bupereira ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodge this!
iimiketii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile winning's winning"
Cmoneysir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โMy mama always said, โLife was like a box of chocolates. You never know what youโre gonna get.'โ
atreyu_25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
Mojo_Rising ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh hi, Mark!"
Yupwakkawakka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SOMEBODYYYYY STOPPPPP MEEEE!!!!
Greyson95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PC load letter?! What the fuck does that mean?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
kisordog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lรกttam az รถrdรถgรถt! Lรกttam Kayser Sรถzรฉt!
fusionman51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..
csobsidian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know Kung fu.
Qibli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whoa... I know king fu!"
forgtn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rule Number 1: You do NOT talk about Fight Club. Rule Number 2: You do not talk about Fight Club."
28nickels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you build it, he will come
Life_Disciple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he LOOK like a BITCH!?
FaxRahCozy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
BelleBravo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Follow the spiders? Follow the spiders?! Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?
stealthXY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish"
Haatshepsuut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, where's my car?
melon_head_z ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Somebody stop me!"
luluthezulu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WELCOME TO EARTH"
Nolobrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keep the change you filthy animal"
Wallabizle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me?"
akcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world.
Alltehham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?
freckleweckle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm in lesbians with you."
PierceStJohn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You get nothing. You lose. Good day, Sir!"
MrTextAndDrive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You met me at a very strange time in my life."
bruneskles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That kid is back on the escalator again!
Specky15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright alright alriiiight.....
mbstuart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey you guys!!!"
Skepsis93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O'Doyle rules!
watchoutfor2nd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bulls ass but wouldn't you rather take the butchers word for it
WILLingtonegotiate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold."
darguskelen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting."
musicmanbigfella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father
Bananatwatmuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I'll be back!"
badf1nger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So I got that going for me, which is nice".
caterpillardentures ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
MGRaiden97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that we're men we can do anything
craftsparrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cranberry juice.
mrcleatus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl
InfamousSheep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry!"
pottersquash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember remember the 5th of November.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You call that a knife? This is a knife! That's a spoon... I see you've played knifey spoony before..
kimbereen26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable! (with a lisp)
KillForPancakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the Force be with you.
Sucksauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry!
goodoldxelos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm batman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
18dud2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Very Niice!
MystyDikship ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's only a flesh wound.
Truecolefan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney
spiff2268 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bitches leave!"
BrandonSK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father."
sepseven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX???"
matthew102000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are too many mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking olane
cheaser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catch me if you can!
octopus8514 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S SO FLUFFY!!
Not_Again_Reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Theย greatest trickย theย Devilย ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
AkaiRedInc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run, Forest, Run!
pottersquash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KAHN!!!!
INFECTEDWIFISIGNAL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's looking at you kid."
jnevens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Long live the king
ElegantEpitome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind. "
ThatLilBrownGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His name was Robert Paulson"
TheWowFactor1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have got to get me one of these!"
StrugglingMusician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You could get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!
network_noob534 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The king, has returned.
Neckbeard_McPork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father!
SgtBobIE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the need, the need for speed.
SoupyWolfy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey guys! Ooh, Big Gulps huh?
....
Welp, see ya later!
Heyyoguy123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY PRECIOUS!!!
pottersquash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We don't need roads"
ieatass2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm taking them back; I'm taking them all back!
pairughdocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like, ZOINKS!
KeyblerJones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Give the keys you fucking cocksucker!"
locoman2424 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
Darnoc777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toga party! We're on a mission from god. So do you feel lucky, punk? Be careful where the dog shits you. What knockers! We don't need no stinking badges!
tr_rage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I ain't got time to bleed.
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
brrnon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I said brrr, it's cold in here!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Anigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die."
sensicle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is like a box of chocolates. People call me a box of chocolates.
JLindz87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
lotzatoolz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" fuck me gently with a chainsaw"
Takumi1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wany the truth? You can't handle the truth!
Takumi1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wany the truth? You can't handle the truth!
dances_without_wolfs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A witch!
Lacquerheadsdesire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am the walrus"
Vihul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a Dapper Dan man!
dethmourne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We can't stop here. This is bat country.
shlitz4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guy in Bar: "See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"
CommonFrequency ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel the need...the need for speed."
glitchedgod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To infinity and beyond.
ZenTriBrett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blue steel!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm talkin' about R - A - P - E, ZAP!"
luckyleftyo4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your mouth is writing checks your body can't cash.
jasonniesen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I came here to do two things: drink some beer and kick some assโฆlooks like we're all out of beer."
Cyrax7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now go home and get your fucking shinebox."
zombie_cyclone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!
Mr_Birdy93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father!
tranquilraspberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
AlNemSupreme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What the fuck is in a Jeffrey"
network_noob534 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or "aaahhhzeeewhetnya zabazeeeezabazoooo enyanalawa" or whatever
jduballgood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, it's Iowa"
danijoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father.
DBTeacup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass, and not have the goddamn common courtesy to give them a reach around
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bond. James Bond.
Khan_Bomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was born a poor black child"
crimsonstare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down."
"There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second."
uhhhhsuckit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ow, my balls!"
fresnel-rebop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The whole world is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death."
fenpy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up Donny!
altoaltobassbass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
1840_NO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A famous movie quote thread? Summer Reddit is in full swing!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, well, you know that's just, like uh... your opinion, man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!
cmbgeekbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong castโwhere did I go right?"
efields83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
flipkick0404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a snake in my boots!
de_olofpass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a bad feeling about this
xXdimmitsarasXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome, to jur-
oops
rickjamesdean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yep, on a daily basis I consumed enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month."
realAssassinNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rrrrrrr-ghghghghgh! or Mr. Anderson.
JCTheGreat1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman."
killerO66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Boats and hos."
slicklol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna have a bitch fit!
SaltasaurusRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My mom said not to get into a car with strangers" -> "This isnt a car"
notorious98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. I am your father.
jman19998 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen a lot of camel toes in my life, but never one on a camel.
chiref131 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hakuna matata
Archy12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So you're saying there's a chance."
tomkel5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh uh uh... You didn't say the magic word!
PEbeling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We are the Knights.......WHO SAY KNEE!"
LemonFries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fish are friends, not food.
Omgjenny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HEEEEEYYY YOOOUUUUU GUUUUUYYYYSSSS!!!!"
FackoffGUNT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alriiiighty then!!!
JLindz87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the Force be with you."
mjh84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bueller, Bueller"
Mcflurrymeister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'I'm just a girl,standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her'
WhatAmIDoingski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown?"
MogPharau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โWith a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things heโll never know.โ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey you guys!
yoloismymiddlename ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody fucks with the Jesus"
jojoced994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You like apples? How about these apples?"
freax_mcgeeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
nategp74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, let's see, uh... Hell, Lumbergh fucked her.ย
genuinelySurprised ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's no moon
rowingisgood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M SICK OF THESE MOTHER FUCKIN' SNAKES, ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN' PLANE
mdbryan84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park"
tilt_mode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who ya gonna call...?
I guess its actually quite a bit more difficult without the proper phonetics.
SideshowAlex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Thirty-seven?!?"
haironfire20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel the need. The need, for speed."
UKJDNU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One miiiiilllionnnn dollars
saculmot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky, punk?
FarnsworthWright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud"
bobbyd98682 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable
Tug_Lyfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am Iron Man."
hottovix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My really a quote but, "Brooks was here"
peeweejd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
Wallabizle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hold on to ya butts."
ubergooner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You Jew muddafucka"
ylmcc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Donkey!
ChefCory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People like to call me Forrest Gump
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LEFT SIDE STRONG SIDE
spaceagethree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alrighty then.
Jack_Pickleson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!"
maxoubitchou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby.
Siegelski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
cremedeladoggos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just Keep swimming!
IhaveFourInchDick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
in that dream. it took me into the light. a beautiful lie
garypr1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead. Make my day...
gwarsh41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A dream within a dream?"
Shesaiddestroy_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
AtemAndrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want to play a game.'
madbandit650 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend...
land_shark27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"with great power come great responsibility"
RiverBooduh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
skyshock21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead. Make my day
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Martha!
mykol_reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where we're going, we don't need roads"
trelivewire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!
unconquered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
lalalow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Babyruth
TheCookBookCrook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" Show Me The Money"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EXPECTO PATRONUM
homo-heisenbergensis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh hi Danny!"
chicagobob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable
Nooooooooooooooooooo
KAHHHNNNNN!
Adrian
Donkey!
Bueller?
Mine!
jingleboom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who wants a mustache ride?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know kung-fu."
ThatGuyNobodyNotices ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For the greater good!"
trelivewire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
ASAPDIRK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not your fault"
erenjaegerbomb93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look for my coming at first light on the 5th day. Look to the east.
GoldfishMoving ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where's your car, dude?"
eon-noe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things.
addpyl0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killin' me smalls!"
moshdubs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, this is Patrick!"
the_pogonotrofist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate the fuckin eagles, man.
decrispicon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big Gulps, huh?"
Dr_Apollo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"INCONCEIVABLE!"
Jorumvar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I see dead people"
xweendogx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bitch, you know what I want...I want to talk to Sampson~!!
socmunky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry!
Freakwinsea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
thespangbang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EXPECTOOO PATROOONUMMMM!!!
Moltar_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT IS THIS, A THREAD FOR ANTS?!
mcbull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asshooooooole!
ArtKun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't tell me what I can't do!
MasteroftheFireswamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody in here better spoil Snakes on a Plane for me!
BRYYAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I killed a man... With THIS thumb!"
narangatang411 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't see anyone put this up yet. "No, I am your father."
RudyRusso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?
KingNewbie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There can be only one."
DFanatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's my secret, cap... I'm always angry."
Glitchy72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"These aren't the droids you are looking for."
FEBONE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me, Smalls!"
Baconegra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come on Tina you fat lard, come eat your dinner.
peeweejd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm okay to go!"
ArtemusLyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm getting to old for this shit.
allivader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people."
id10tfr33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're so cool"
wastememyfriend123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard
fontanella404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leave the gun take the cannoli.
wawooster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
redrum
Kreth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not until the fat lady sings
dabminton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MURPHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Slobodon_Meowsovich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want you to hit me as hard as you can
mljje ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at me! I am the captain now!
thismadhatter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gunna sine yo pity on the runny kine."
ThatChrisC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're on an express elevator to hell... Goin' down!
Raudskeggr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father.
Go ahead: make my day.
I'll be back.
Be still my dog of war.
Peck.
Schnozberries
the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that.
Suicide is painless
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day.
Make him an offer he can't refuse
What a dump.
No wire hangers!
Run along now. Man talk.
I expect you to die.
Are you trying to seduce me?
You complete me.
I wish I could quit you.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
Stella!
(Rosebud).
Would you like to know more?
I. Am. Very... Disappointed.
Let it go.
I'll never let go.
Too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
The boo box.
Oh captain, my captain!
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Yes, but why male models?
So, you're saying there's a chance?
In the end, there can be only one.
I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm!
You must make Sahelu.
Hakuna Matata.
Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit? Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
I'll get you, my pretty.
Mom's spaghetti.
Always look on the bright side of life.
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker.
Life moves pretty fast. If you donโt stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Life is like a box of chocolates
zeldaman666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson
LadyShinob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not the bees! NOT THE BEES!!!
MrLouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multipass
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
txdx21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wilson!
PurpSyzurp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
82MuchCheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RUN FORREST
kemp4481 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?
altimas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're not first you're last
B1ood6od ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! Ha ha ha...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That rug really tied the room together."
Bonus: "Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here!!"
solariscalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy living. Get busy dyin
DrOverbuild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
(Which isn't exactly what he says. He actually says "No, I am your father")
Also,
"I have a bad feeling about this..."
Starshitlord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A dream is a wish your heart makes.
hearsed1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you gonna call?
Kevincore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."
iamsms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"
Mudfin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I amuse you?
xxtsxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How'd you get out here? Fred, if you're real you better tell me right now!"
scotttexassmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Royale with cheese."
Rockyrambo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go fuck yourself, San Diego"
unconquered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't ask questions.
FeartheTJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
Alternatively:
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
KarmaticEvolution ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates"
KomodoDragin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put your teeth on the curb!
Phantompain23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."
keep_your_fork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
Certer_Official ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father."
Televisions_Frank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers."
Arectarius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All those memories will be lost in time, like tears...in rain. Time to die."
eja300 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
Im very surprised that this isnt one of the top ones. Seriously, thay phrase is more iconic than like half of the ones with so many upvotes!
odah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!
LosLeikers92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did we just become best friends?
HarryWorp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
lolHyde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stay golden Ponyboy
The_Rubberhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
_Ishmael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โIt looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mommaโs ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!โ
the_limbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Attack ships off the shoulder of Orion"
HawkeDumayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You went full retard, you NEVER go full retard."
MoesBAR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't call me shirley"
Ablaek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYONE!
RobigustheWanderer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we have heah . . . is a failyah . . . to commuhnicate.
teletraan1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, Harry
markr850 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"RED RUM. RED RUM."
rbloomers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want the fairytale
scotttexassmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
sixcharlie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Karl, shoot the glass.
zidemizar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll buy that for a dollar!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaallllllllrighty then!
dondizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do they float?
CAL9k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I can do nothin' for ya, son."
Bradalax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There can be only one!
aids1080phd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna matata
abeetzwmoots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Enzo,the baker."
dick_taterchip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The carpet really tied the room together
TalkingMonkey96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"In case I don't see ya; good afternoon, good evening and goodnight!"
jdsciguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mawwage is what bwings us togever, today..."
Vestvit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It'S A SHARKNADO!" dare u to guess this
IAMWIZBANG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!?!"
Trev_L ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"hahaaaa That's so funny, last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur"
brickchickens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mister Anderson...
whtbrd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung-fu.
allivader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
NoneMoreGnar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lemon stealing whore!
Soukas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking..."
Clean_Sheets_69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not flying! It's falling with style!
fella_mcginty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Brewster, you're so cool!
hangnail1961 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"
TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You never go full retard."
ArchMichael7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates.
CAL9k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll build her a cake or something.
TheSirusKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The digital frontier"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd buy that for a dollar!
chrismac96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
TheLoneExplorer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, i am your father.
Chef_Curry30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
Zskills ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
cncamusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
7472697374616E ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to dah choppah"
NS4N1TY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Oexarity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere."
Blaz23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm just a sweet Transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania"
_realen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run, Forrest, run!"
Asmetj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do. I... look like a bitch?
workkrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eight year olds, dude.
itallgoestohell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Long live the king!
marincel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeeere is Johnny!
xtogwe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello"
footie1111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Cuban, B!" "Ahh yes! Cuban B"
butter_biscuits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money
Hate_Manifestation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After 15 years they just toss me out like an old bag of moldy... tangerines!
JesseRodOfficial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
SHANKUMS11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!!!
killahgrag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What is a ute?"
fightingsioux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HACK THE PLANET!
fledermausman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Our land.
panZ_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Take me to bed or lose me forever!"
Wannabkate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"excellent!"
unconquered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mairwage. Mairwage is what bwings us together, today.
jmazz65 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got Red on you.
SnakeEyes23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The snozberries taste like snozberries
gdander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With this move...we will win..4th place
MinisterofSandwiches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From who, Tommy? Ze Germans?
ahhwoodrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
theterriblefamiliar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The trick, Mr. Potter, is not minding that it hurts."
gibbrawr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How do you like them apples?"
erikoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Luke, I am your father.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One ping only pleashe
mycupacoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my name is jeff
butterbock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up Donnie
Laeli_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you talkin' to me?"
CroninFred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you bitch
EcstasyAndApollo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'You got knocked the fuck out!'
oxideseven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
noah8923 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
everyone? EVERYONEEEEEE!!!
luis04stark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"gunshots Merry Christmas you dirty animal... rapid gunshots And a Happy New Year too..."
Ishkabibaly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name's Forest Gump, people call me Forest Gump"
Sirdaniel12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You jump, I jump, remember?
Wannabkate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"shwing"
Stryker295 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish."
bridge_view ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky, punk?
ShaneDAWS0N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rule number 1 do not talk about fight club.
King_Bob837 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But why male models?"
robinsonmi09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fucking Catalina wine mixer"
xsladex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now go get your fucking shine box
truthingsoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You could suck a golf ball out of a garden hose."
WillPE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity...and beyond!"
thekemper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky, punk?
haironfire20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full take of gas. Half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark...and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."
thebefallen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Donny, you're out of your element!
iEatedYourHands ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You spent all of our rent money on Filipino hookers?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're not hookers, they're massage therapists
iEatedYourHands ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They'll massage your cock for money, I think the word for that is hooker.
Toastinggoodness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father.
fish_finder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Samsonite?!"
Langjahr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life uh...finds a way"
[LIP LICKING INTENSIFIES]
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
what_the_puck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KEVIN, WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?
Bear956 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you expect me to talk?
Akubura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista, baby"
Geohb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Addddddrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiaaaaannnnnnnnnn'
YungZingis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ohhhh shiiii-take mushrooms
thesalmonification ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
phawkins30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do they speak English in What?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL!"
Rafahil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista baby.
asianguy63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dodge This."
newaccount1619 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father."
mikes_username_lol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
hi2pi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ni
MostlyAngry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is my number two. His name is.... Number Two."
dafool98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
Hop_Swami ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BIG. BLACK. DINGUS.
cloudchaser_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where we're going, we don't need roads."
CriterionLannister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me?"
runikepisteme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy Living , or Get busy dying .
Bignancy86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English motha-fucka...do you speak it?!
Justcallme5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"C'mon, Lou. We really like it here."
mackiepie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fish are friends, not food"
Toshiba1point0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I aint got time to bleed!
therealfrankjones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME"
Biggdaddyrich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry
rreighe2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do not go gently Into that goodnight.
doktralien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold"
chieftraplord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have to return some video tapes."
inf3ctYT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke I am your father
standinyourlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you not entertained!?"
akaisei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
lnsetick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And that is why I must become Superman 4: the Quest for Peace"
trainin_insaiyan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aim for the bushes"
rreighe2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MURPH!!! MURRRRRRPH!
French__Canadian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bob. Bob has bitch tits.
Dundderheed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smile you son of a bitch.
DodgeMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who wants a mustache ride?" "I do I do"
exoxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KEVIN!
Rdigi7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"
unconquered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This. Is. Sparta!
koytusmaximus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
r0ck3tz77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh"
cripsy_gin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-EE-KO?!"
eye_of_sp1r1t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run Forest! Run!"
tulbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So there's a chance!
40Acresandaschool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the choppa!
iwannagofast26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
tdevine33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your Father"
...and to everyone who says Empire Strikes Back...
WRONG! Darth Vader does not preface the quote with "Luke" in Star Wars, the movie I'm quoting is - Tommy Boy.
jpfrana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Father! The Sleeper Has AWAKENED!
Bignancy86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your black panther party
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
standinyourlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking of this one but it states the title twice
hexa-dismal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung Fu"
Browserwolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
ScarletCaptain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wake up! Time to die!"
clitcolonel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
Hi_ImPaul_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"At the carwash"
Madcow2020 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we have here is a failure to communicate
Cheeseand0nions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elvis was a model citizen.
0528alwayswrong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How do you like them apples"
AChanceRay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big gulps, huh, guys?"
Asmetj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We, are Groot Oh the feels :(
tulbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
Pandasekz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is worse than the time that racoon got caught in the copier"
ChewMeister420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuckin A"
FiftyShadesofRayyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Show Me the Money!"
The_Art_of_the_Shart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You want a toe? I can get you a toe."
Nero875 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you not entertained?!"
spitfire32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dude abides.
KryptonicChaser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rubber dingy rapids, bro!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
FeetOnGrass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr Creedy, and ideas are bullet-proof."
I don't know if everybody will remember this movie immediately, but this has been a quote that has stuck with me for close to 10 years.
weightroom711 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't like sand. It's coarse, it's rough, and it gets everywhere."
jcdavis221 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wa Da Tah, my daime
scandalousmushroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe that just fucking happened!
purpleuniKorn7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back baby"
unconquered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shoooot. Heeeehr
Kattycake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's so fetch?
felixsaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ATTICA ATTICA ATTICA
Crapachino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buller.. Buller..
imanAholebutimfunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dodge, duck, dip, dive, and .....dodge.
FriendlyDbag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If someone asks if you're a god, you say, YES!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HOW HAS NOBODY SAID THIS:
"No, I am your father"
esarella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, my Dear, I don't give a damn.
Creepy_Spider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D'ya like dags ?
timthetollman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: People quoting movies and people "hilariously" naming the wrong movie on purpose.
speedwayryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm just so tired of all these star wars..."
wolfofchelstreet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tigers love pepper they hate cinnamon
_m00_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"..terminate, with extreme prejudice"..
cmaster6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The rug really tied the room together, did it not?
AlphaAlpaca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY HELLO TO MY WIDDLE FWIEND
Flerin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you a coaaap
ikke_1st ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So it begins"
mzkp54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
PirateSteve461 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?
unconquered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
bacon_over_hoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY "WHAT" AGAIN!
nuknoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say Hello, to my little friend!!!
jaythejayjay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"
risingphoenixx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forest Run
GoldenPho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The power of Christ compels you!"
It's not the movie you think it is.
wolfofchelstreet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did we just become best friends?
ShaneDAWS0N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Home is where you make it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And if I dont see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.
billyskerk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I ain't fucken leaving!" -Leonardo in Wolf of Wall Street
Aquaduker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Llliiiike a glllove!
davyk11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Regular_Ragu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tell me about the rabbits, George"
wolfofchelstreet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adriannnnnnn!!
esarella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What does mine say? Duuuuuuude!
scotttexassmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want my two dollars."
DagobahResident ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Kaneda!" Or "Tetsuo!"
midnight_toad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
106 mile to Chicago. We got full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm 50 shades of fucked up."
mamluk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
noah8923 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
stop saying okay all the time, okay?
mhiser26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go F*** yourself San Diego
Beet_Wagon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let me tell you something. I'm from Buenos Aires and I say KILL 'EM ALL!"
whistletipss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My boy's wicked smaht."
liquid_agnostic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SPALDING!
amirah_alsagr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata
SlipHerACosby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avengers assemble..
Megssister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I wish the goblins would come and take you away."
Dwellwithinme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talking to me?"
kire287 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you clever girl..."
lonewolf504 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mock. yeah. ing. yeah.
ActualButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm just tired of all these star wars..."
It's the titular line.
elrobinos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His Name is Robert Paulson"
datdudeonreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
tebigong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry!"
Not_a_very_smart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like tears in the rain.
redditsouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whats that red dot on your sweater?
coffeepunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's Raph!"
"It's a little too Raph!"
T1ZZL3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
chdsgr12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iceberg!
irishspuds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what you are!!! You're a dirty son of a WAHHHWAHWAHHHHH!
wilburwilbur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Eight-year-olds, Dude"
Arntor1184 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man! "
Dima0425 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you not entertained?
TheFAPnetwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This would sharpen you up for a bit of the ol' in out, in out..."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What the shit!"
laiwzhu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Free your mind"
Vinbleu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ass to ass"
Phenomenergic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
flamablanca8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mmmmm I love scotch
Mystiic_Madness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GOOOOD MORNING VIETNAMMM!!"
Shit....
Highyena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hakuna matata"
tspangle88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
bsimo442 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"These shnozberries taste like shnozberries"
Blueoriontiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eagle 5, Fox 2!
cpatel1226 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these mothafuckin' snakes, on this mothafuckin' plane!
bettie420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to hit me, as hard as you can."
ShaneDAWS0N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go.
HelloBeavers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shitter was full
musclenugget92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How has no one said "Dude, where's my car?"
FeetOnGrass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SPARTANS! WHAT'S YOUR PROFESSION?!
AceHiStation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
zeropi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I need your boots, jacket and motorcycle
EdWood24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
''We'll always have Paris.''
Rangsk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon.
cool_BUD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Youre a wizard, Harry
super420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vatos Locos forever!!
hawaiicouchguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule about ... is that you don't talk about ... The second rule about ... is that you don't talk about ...
bc5211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you talkin' ta me?"
dsfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
VonBrewskie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your honor I object!"
"And why is that Mr. Reid?"
"Because it's devastating to my case!"
UnityvsDivision ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
shermdoggx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Allllllllllll righty then.
God I hate that Bob Barker.
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
Political_Lemming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There are two kinds of people in this world: those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig, my friend..."
Pm_me_any_dragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With the right computer algorithms I can hack you back in time
blisz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me?
kazeykazeman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.
Architek9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fled
Jikiya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A thousand innocent people get killed every day! But a millionaire's pet gets detonated, and you're marked for life.
TDK716 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata!
pandatamer05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ogres are not like cakes
NNJAxKira ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heros get remembered, but legends never die.
herro_kittty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILSON!!!!!
Fo- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is my BOOM STICK!"
Conquer_My_Self ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It was beauty, killed the beast"
ZappaBappa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen things.
unconquered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't. Stop. Come back.
tspangle88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have.
TheTurkishGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke I am your fathaaa
SlowLoudNBangin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Narp?
Bolik352 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEY YOU GUYS!
joeal11669 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No more yankee my wankee, the Donger need Food!
WonkySight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why so serious
CenturionElite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, Harry.
Mazon_Del ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVVVVVVVEERRRRRYYYYYY ONNNNNEEEEE!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
speaks01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
squirrel!
lddebatorman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Inigo Monotoya... You killed my father.... Prepare to die!"
jdschultze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do I reach these keeds??
greatpeach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"put the bunny back in the box"
Quotent_Quotables ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You, had me at "Hello,".
RedLanternScythe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a knife
NurseStat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"REDRUM"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a bad feeling about this...
HarryWorp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother! Oh, God, Mother! Blood! Blood!
lichkingsmum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'We have no badges. In fact, we donโt need badges. I donโt have to show you any stinking badges.'
Better known as โWe donโt need no stinking badges!โ
MakeYourselfS1ck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When u see a real good friend you go and say 'ayye pendejo, how you doing"
tspangle88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There can be only one!
Siegelski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, it technically doesn't name the move, so...
I have HAD IT with these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane!
Or if you prefer the edited version: I have HAD IT with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!
broocrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its dangerous for you to be in the frozen food section.
Why's that?
Because your so hot you could melt all this stuff.
illmatic708 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of Fight Club is...
lewismac23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse"
kingdraven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your father.
ScooterMcBoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If someone asks you if you are a god... you say yes!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ADRIAN!!!!
echisholm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeh like dags?
Jb1214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't look at me swan!
__Osiris__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And in case I don't see ya, good after noon, Good evening and goodnight.
Italdiablo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ALLLLLRRRIGHTY THENNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Wreough ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She was shaking like a shitting dog
Fatterpilot5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up Donny, you're out of your element!
sturmhauke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.
jamesh08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have what she's having.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life finds a way"
sleepyeyed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He slimed me"
StrawberryHanky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no place like home.
aretelio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I had no idea it would be so much. I won't pay it."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh hi, Mark!"
Hitchd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shake, and Bake
I wanna go fast
oneoutoften ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'd be great
thatblokewiththehat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No touching of the hair or face"
ActualButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fat guy in a little cooooat"
itallgoestohell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All we have to do is to decide what to do with the time that is given to us.
xxxarkhamknightsxxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm the captain now"
Aerwin125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WE ARE. MARSHAL. WE ARE. MARSHAL.
Epictoad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE'S THE TRIGGER?!?
Harpies_Bro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You patented it, packaged it, slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it!"slams table"You're going to sell it!" slams table again
martinc31415 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky, punk?
brewsntattoos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
No, I am your father.
Usually impersonated by speaking through a running fan or a paper towel tube.
Edit : Should have added that this is the actual line, but it's always misquoted.
zfly9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista, baby"
Chasing-Amy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry guys, I gotta see about a girl.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm bleeding, making me the victor."
Kryptonslast15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English, do you speak it motha fucka!!
Mayor_Haggar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[Annoying boss voice] yeeeah, If you can go ahead and send me those TPS reports, that'd be great.
Soringo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly.
im not sorry
bryceguy72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ONE POINT TWENTY ONE JIGAWATTS!?!?!?
Shmalexia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!
Reap67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile
S62anyone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"
druzi312 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Coffee is for closers"
Kayuga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
tindin007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates..."
BabyGotBackbone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.
KDW3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was just playingโฆ and you know thisโฆ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does"
Shika_E2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father" (He never said Luke in that sentence)
amalgalm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm going to learn Jiujitsu?"
WonkySight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Play it again Sam (even though that's not the actual quote)
Kayhead996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father
Mi11ennium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No...I, am your father"
Kowalski416 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wake up, Donnie"
otherwisenothing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STELLA!
08mms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No disintegrations.
Oohook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A LEAF FOSSIL??!! AHHH LEAF FOSSIL???!!.... sorry not a movie... but my favorite episode of arthur lol
StingEucliffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman."
Jikiya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're right behind us. So I was in the Gulf last year, I was doing this thing anyway. And I came up over this dune, and I saw the ocean... and it was on fire. The whole thing, on fire, and it was beautiful. So I just sat there and watched it, and that's when I realized there might be a meaning to life, you know, like an organic power that connects all living things, God, Yahweh, I dunno.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I didn't kill him...I GAVE HIM LIFE!"
break_card ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yip yip
Derp_Squad_General ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not happy Bob... not happy
Noondozer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GOSH
Jv444jv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good, bad....im the guy with the gun.
technicallytartan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a trap!"
wickerman316 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata.
Heroshade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fookin' Bruges
Detroit99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eight-year olds, dude.
Mandalorc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dad? Why is the American government the best government?"
"Our endless appeals system."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.
MGsubbie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Neo." or "What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?"
SenorJuggernaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have a bad feeling about this."
Azieon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"we weren't finger popping each others' assholes!"
areraswen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yyyeaah. I'm gonna need you to come in on saturday.
rhouse1983 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll never let you go, Jack!
BakeAFishFoundation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYONE!!!!!!!
Italdiablo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMMM!
michael0212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run, Forrest, Run!"
lmpaler86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your Huckleberry"
ItsAllGonePeteTong12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park"
Gokouu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You named the movie using this quote.
1800SidewalkSurfer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father!
dsfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"
whtbrd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
joe_the_bunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Good times, noodle salad. "
"He wipes his ass with his record contract, I love this guy!"
Gokouu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wise man say, "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
littlemsmuffet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish"
GGGargadon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior.
kocur4d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me?
ericajoytaylor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's lookin' at you, kid.
Beatle_Matt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT:
"Movie quote"
funny reply
TheCosmicEntity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Royale with cheese" "Game over man game over!"
kristenicz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody puts baby in a corner
Accord99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wanna play rough?!
Yunger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's Johnny"
clineco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm batman.
Snatch1414 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't this just reciting famous movie quotes haha
XxClover13xX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry
The_War_Doctor1_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch?"
AkaiRedInc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keyser Sรถze
spacecati ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know who I am! I'm the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude."
TheMaStif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Surely you can't be serious" "I AM serious, and don't call me Shirley!"
football2106 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
MoFro343 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you!"
"I know."
be_anonymouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Jefff"
Anarroia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Multipass!"
derek_g_S ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You complete me.
toastedzergling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a tumor!
anauel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
americandreamer25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"no cape"
XxClover13xX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the choppa!!!!
keca856 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
with great power comes great responsibility.
xanatos451 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ssssmokin!
45MinutesOfRoadHead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life, uh....finds a way."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Neo-Tokyo is about to E.X.P.L.O.D.E"
1sagas1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sometimes I think I have felt everything I'm ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I'm not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I've already felt."
datdudeonreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you say 'youts?'"
"Yea, two youts"
meeshti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead peopleโฆ
jperl1992 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
MeganFoxsVibrator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs 106 miles to Chicago, weโve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, itโs dark and weโre wearing sunglasses.
Hit it!
Zyxzarn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Give me your boots, your clothes and your motorcycle
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the Force, Luke.
nicoleyravioley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer
Happypiratehooker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I knew how to quit you.
RevengeofKropotkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILLLLLLLLSONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
LTCM1998 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck is a Lommy?
Aenima420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Something is a foot at the Circle K"
Form84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Docking...
tylahnol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ducks fly together!
HaleyHasADeathWish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm in lesbians with you."
AnnoyinKnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dave, I'm afraid."
FPSGamer48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
tamah0lic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYONE!!!!
roselan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
there is no spoon
Rated_PG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO CAPES!
macpac1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Toodaloo Motherfucker"
rockkon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, no, no... yippie-kiaaay!
SpacedJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I think he took his wallet"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
ReverendDerp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?!
mikeone33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"King Kong ain't got shit on me!"
XxClover13xX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Killian, here's your Subzero...now PLAIN zero!
blahblahlablah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now go home and get your fucking shine box
bitcleargas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a leaf on the wind" :'(
Obsy3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm too close for missiles, switching to guns.
EarnChurnBurn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me smalls!"
JollyJandali ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Everything the light touches..."
GaryGeneric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Be excellent to each other...
xDEMONUSx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
leeloo dalas multipas
phungus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say 'what' again!
TommyPickles1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Call me Snake
AssesAssesEverywhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mmmmm. Butterscotch, yo. That's the best."
chris_theG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box o chocolates
Rocketshipfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?"
SlipHerACosby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My wife the whore.
theroboho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have no response to that.
areraswen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh captain, my captain. Or alternatively: the cat was on the mat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How you like them apples?!
Btnhbtnh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel luck pun?, well do you ?
messymexican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For tonight, we dine in hell!
louiswuenator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung fu.
Ki11igraphy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
show me!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your Father."
juanyboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take the canoli, leave the gun
Hyyypower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M A PEACOCK, YOU GOTTA LET ME FLY! kicks water cooler
Bowdallen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
Madeacuntosavposts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember remember the 5th of November...
SHRIMP-DADDY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run, Forrest, Run!"
FailedTech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky?
sensengassenmann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
party on, wayne.
kmaho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Goooooooood morning, Vietnam!"
SaltyHatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father
OptimusPrimeTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Goonies never say die!"
Oh, crap. I fucked this one up.
ZehFritoBandito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not even mad, that's amazing. "
rockkon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!
Assman5226 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner."
shlowpoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
XxClover13xX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dillon! You son of a bitch!
brandon2k2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is SPARTA!!!!!
omegafivethreefive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They may take ours lives but they will never take our freedom"
LovesFLSun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Groovy!!
(in a Scottish/Irish accent - sorry i do not know the difference) First things first!! Where's your shitter!!
Trillbilly1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you feeling lucky, punk?"
helasraizam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It looks like a.. Hot Tub Time Machine.
hamboner21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Miami_gnat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat
Not_ChrisP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want you to hit me, as hard as you can.
SandBlasterBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ALLLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN
2kwat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is your major malfunction Private Pyle?
irweathel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WILLLSSSON!!!"
sullest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown."
Am I doing this right?
stu8319 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
JollyJandali ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello, my name is..."
CaptainPS4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!"
matta53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
FishPhilA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time"
dirtjuggalo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wise man once said never pay full price for late pizza"
The_motorbike_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stupid is as stupid does
rutgherp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television
gunwisenub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All I'm offering is the truth.
coto94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"
ixlHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โone does not simply stick a cock in the ass.โ
gradata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am groot"
josh5676543 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These go to 11
HolyBane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father!
HippyGeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
INCONCEIVABLE!!!!
PartTimeMyth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
Wetbung ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"nobody puts baby in the corner"
riley_murphy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOT THE BEES!!!! AHHHHHHHHH
Happypiratehooker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wait...was she a great big fat person?
Crashty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I live, I die, I live again!"
Yanwes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That rug really tied the room together."
G0DEFR0Y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
Redarrow762 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?"
tranceporter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's always a guy in there."
teachmegerman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand him well enough to defeat him, then in that very moment I also love him. I think itโs impossible to really understand somebody, what they want, what they believe, and not love them the way they love themselves. And then, in that very moment when I love them.... I destroy them.
Keyboard_Combatant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soilent green is people
takesthebiscuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn...
tonicel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Borat."
mysecretmelody ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Halloween
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
AntiSpec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you not entertained?!?!
doc-oct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Royale with cheese"
CaptainZer0dew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can call me the Dude, his Dudeness, El Duderino.
ByakurenNoKokoro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"leave the gun, take the cannoli"
CRich19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How do you like them apples"
JuiceTerryLawson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"
Bman_Fx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTA
autotile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
these snozberries taste like snozberries!
KingCannabis24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what again, say what again. I dare ya! I double dare ya, motha fucka! Say what one more goddamn time!"
Fuzzy530 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Merry Christmas, you filthy animal!"
Technically, there's two here, but the one I'm thinking of was pretty meta, before we started using that term...
RandallDee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin!
LeaveGunTakeCannoli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My username
harryvonawebats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the need the need for speed!
cusulhuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talking to me?!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
xaksis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind"
michaeljiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's Chritinith! Are you stupid or are you deaf?"
shlowpoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You go Glen Coco!
-QuestionMark- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Littering and.....Littering and....
dazedwit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody puts baby in the corner
1noahone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
LoonyLovegood934 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HARRY! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!"
Zentaurion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How does such an inane post get over 3000 up-votes?
I mean, I don't mean to be dissing you, OP. But is it a quiet news days or what?
XxClover13xX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Very good, but brick not hit back!
Silentstorm305 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"to infinity and beyond"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead, make my day.
FistMeDaddie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What a day, what a lovely day"
robbjr247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
snlwhite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
say hello to my little friend.
CastleReese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother...I've turned the cooling unit back on. Mother!
klydeiscope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again! Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more goddamn time!
funDogBillionaire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm getting too old for this shit!
Cru_Jones86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And I'm beginning to see you as something I might have stepped in."
yonka2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."
rylos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Kaaaaaaahhhhnnnnn!!!!"
"I've been to another planet, Ma."
"And this is my receipt, for your receipt."
Ki11igraphy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming !
4nick8or ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mother isn't herself today."
Celebrimbor31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what you wouldn't fuck a chick with an abnormally large clit?
ssuperhanzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard, Harry!"
Enebre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
longhairboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest run!
luckster73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
LalliJay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:56:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MerMAN!"
iamthegraham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HARRRREHDIDJERPOOOTYERNAMEINDAGOBLITOFIYAH!?!
Gas_is_not_a_Liquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English, Motherfucker! Do you speak it?!"
Redarrow762 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was running!"
are_you_a_cookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jumanji!
Jeep51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
domisabear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fat guyyy in a little cooaattt"
deityblade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard harry
Cheeseand0nions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you were little you used to jump into bed because you thought I was hiding under it. And I was.
Leave the light on Thomas.
CastleReese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phone home.
parisjackson2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what about just a song
3picTiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run forest, run!"
carnut37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're on a mission from God.
Real_MvB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's how the cookie crumbles.
poofnojutsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The pen is blue. The pen is blue! The goddamn pen is blue!"
_171_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The only way for me to solve this crisis is to be Superman 4: The Quest for Peace."
lFallout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dude abides, man
SterileMeryl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's heavy, Doc" or "Mcfly!"
LalliJay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Make like a tree and get outta here!"
JJaeJJae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like apples?
LyinTedCruz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you... get that thing... I sent you?"
TeutonMos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gri-ndaaaage!"
"We got cows!"
"Clever girl"
Iforgetjustwhyitaste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SAY 'HELLO' TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
DaSpawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Scotty doesn't know!"
Unoriginal_Name02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Warriors, come out to playyyy!"
whtbrd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
some things in here don't react well to bullets
WiggleYrBgToe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The first rule of _____ is you don't talk about __. The second rule of __ is you don't talk about _____."
RawkusRed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Men go to prison. Dogs get put down.
miss-melancholy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Ron Burgandy?
ShitFapShower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a HOOKER!"
IsabelFitzpatrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
gmillerreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
andrew1400 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMM!
toastyengineerz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're one ugly motherfucker
Oso-Sic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gunga Galunga"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard harry
I am your father
jperl1992 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!!!!
LalliJay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYONE!
TheOneTrueGod69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let me explain something to you, um, I am not Mr. Lebowski, you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me."
Salmon4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you."
"I know."
nachodogmtl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And my AXE!
_Jimothy_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Murph!
Firehawk3221 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SCHLAPPIN DA BASS!!!
Dakkon426 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stay on target...
iammacey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your Huckleberry.
moneymike8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just spray windex on it."
krismonger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodson Dodson, we got Dodson here
hooplathe2nd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I stuck my big black Johnson right down his goddam throat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke...
funyordietryin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Freeeeedoooooooommmmm!"
shiva420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!!!
captain_phillilps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ride or die, remember?"
Jbooby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not your fault
slimxreaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mudder fucker
bcity20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And my Axe!"
CMG_exe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Morning
Scrybblyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
d'ya like dags?
nartchie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not locked in here with you, you're all locked in here WITH ME!"
Cuddlingstranger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, that will be 15$ for ur pizza.
ViolentGrace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
SushiJo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Last night my little brother paid a dollar to see your underwear"
Italdiablo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hellllloooooo!!!
Aw I'm so sorry to frighten you, dear, I must look like a YETI in this getup!
Griffinjoshua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
Darth_Smeagol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run Forrest, RUN!"
foXiobv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you"
ProLicks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously, you're not a golfer...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
GryffindorGhostNick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Five for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!
GonZoCircus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No more rhymes now, I mean it!"
s1th_lord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your Father."
Stevie9090 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In seven days, You'll die.
Hunny, where's my super suit?
I know right? You're probably thinking, "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie"? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with "Polverine."
It's Johnny!
Just keep swimming, Just keep Swimming, Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.
I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you.
rmatchthis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Jurassic park
iColme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby!
pyrolizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your french girls."
ObitobiUchiha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's fuckin' vodka man!
x-rainy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
kec_22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!
Natsugon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But why male models?"
joedog2112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Miss... I speak jive
Ithinkyourallstupid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
emperorbloodqueef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The name's Bond...James Bond"
dazza216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
GodzillaLikesBoobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i am beowulf
swear to meeeee
no ticket
im too old for this shit
you one ugly mutha fucka / im a sexual tyrannosaurus
i am robocop
its time to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and im all out of bubble gum
you keep what you kill
lo there do i see my father, lo there.... etc poem
Kahaef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like dags?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What you do in life, echoes in eternity."
ersenseless1707 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time"
cakesinyoface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...Clarice."
Hratgard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody calls me chicken!
rikhard13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEEDOM!!!
Salkindelgo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And like that... He's gone."
xolusmojo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where we're going, we don't need roads.
My-Work-Reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lance Corporal Fragatti: Sir! That is the AK-47 Assault Rifle!
Profile: The preferred weapon of our enemy...
Collins: And it makes a distinctive sound when fired at us, Sir!
jaeraket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fucking what the fucking fuck who the fuck fucked this fucking...? How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!"
Or a more obvious quote... "and shepherds we shall be for thee my lord for thee power hath descended forth from thy hand... (yadda yadda) in nomine patri, et filii, et spiritus sancti BANG"
dennenoandrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We need to get out of here!"
wickaboaggroove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Earf!"
OP_Wan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I hate sand. It's rough, coarse and it gets everywhere."
Vonlena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch?"
nuraHx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have to go deeper
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
fiftyshadesofroses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Enough is ENOUGH! I've HAD IT with these Mother*ucking Snakes...."
Fulkrom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you can be my wingman anytime."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ben...
SolCaelum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"B-E-A-UTIFUL!"
generalgestapo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See you at the party Richter
sateeshsai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Left my wallet in el Segundo
wstreefrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
Noahtheboatguy69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try"
Scrybblyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vote for Pedro
Gradicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have what she's having.
SushiJo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"what are you a-doing with that lawnmower blade, Carl?"
biscuitmixer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two girls at the same time.
MrRhodesyHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's a spider on your mother fucking head man"
Italdiablo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We got no JOBS, we got no FOOD! OUR PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
lhedn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super freak, super freak, she's super freaky.
menaknow00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
Flyinrhyno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two minutes Turkish.
KitsuneKatari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
Extraportion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just don't get it, do you?
searching_in_nc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Caaaan. Yooouuuu. Diiiiigg. It?
Young_Dweezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Earth!
Nicholas-tb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a bad feeling about this"
outbound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER!!
shifty_bloke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Han!
SlipHerACosby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No capes!"
sunzoje ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest, Run!!!
Poppunktitan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the room together
JimRazes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
But probably more recognizable from.the same movie is Heeeeeeeere's Johnny!
RedSoxDad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run bitch runnnnnnnnnn!
Rhomra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked."
itsthatguyfrom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Not quite my tempo"
LordSinc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish"
dljens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not how the force works!
bastardzilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"
Netherblood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From light comes darkness and from darkness comes light...
payokat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"She doesn't even go here!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leia...
Nexaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"'cause we are SHIT heads now, and we'll be SHIT heads forever and nothing you say can do or stamp can take that away from us, so GO!"
chillstew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY WHAT AGAIN
I-DragonBorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father!
Or:
Do, or do not. There is no try
mr_hellmonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, I hate when my Schwartz gets twisted!
blochow2001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He said, the Sheriff is near!"
marktevans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your mom goes to college!
locknload03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big gulps huh? Welp, see ya later!
magadavixt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yo adrian
wienersoup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not even supposed to be hear today."
JayReddt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
Malikzio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
stuff_maker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna need you to come in on Saaaaturday..."
Guaraninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"what's my name?"
dexstrat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run forest!
tayderbug19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adventure is out there!
garneck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gamernerd101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going to the Winchester.
Gradicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's ok, I'm a limo driver!
PostNuclearTaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it's your first night, you have to fight.
2AN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get your ass to mars
danrollc123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you touch my drum set?"
JS3lby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Luke, I am your father'
relayrider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're my boy, Blue!"
Lovez2Spooge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If any of you fucking pricks move! And I'll execute ever fucking last one of you!
ApplejacksAndBoners ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Royale with cheese.
sri745 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you want to be a Mexican or Mexi-cant?"
I_MaDe_It_CuZ_i_CanZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"These shnozzberries taste like shnozzberries"
anghus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucker"
scornwallace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
rgf5048 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
roxum1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have to go deeper!
reallyweirdperson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The names bond. James Bond.
ABrothelOfLuigis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MURRRPPPHHH!!! DON'T, DON'T LET ME LEAVE MURPH!
proper_fucked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do not go in there....Whoooooo!
gotnext ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just going to leave this right here...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"This is Sparta!!!!!"
mic5232 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I will find you and I will, kill you."
itwasntme- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not my daughter, you BITCH
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Charlie don't surf!"
trayseam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no crying in baseball!
Beccera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"say my name!" "shaft"
zgott300 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"that rug really tied the room together."
ravioli_bruh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!"
LalliJay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Littering and...littering and... Littering and... Smokin' the ganga."
arbiter959 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They do move in herds!"
Justin_Santillan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me Smalls!
Winterberry25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her"
ThereAintNoMountain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My precious"
ridavis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my lil friend.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father!"
im1stplayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Good evening, Clarice"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's no moon...
fuzzynavals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!
Ciuciuruciu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the batman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."
Iron-Clad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You got knock the fuuuuck out"
X21shaun123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it'll kill him. Second, don't give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight."
GoldenGarbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're on a mission from God!
desseln ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S A TRAP!
unconquered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Faster. Must go faster.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you heard of Aldo the Apache you must've heard of the Bear Jew.
ThereAintNoMountain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOT THE BEES
Psynebula ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya pi kayey mother fucker.
sidneyyprescott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative."
JustHere4RedditPorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WITNESS ME!
operabass93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!
monkee67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If its all the same to you...I'll drive that tanker.
Fluffiganzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
luke
Noonifer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember, remember the fifth of november.
NGeX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BEE DOH BEE DOH BEE DOH
Shyeahrightokay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a leaf on the wind.
poiu477 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dude abides
dbenson18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father
kuro_madoushi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He never says that. He says "No! I am your father"
DickbagDave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Littering and...?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
CRich19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A Desk pop?! No, it's not real!"
Butterbean6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
l3ane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Never go full retard"
zLicKs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's no crying in baseball"
kaptncrunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BUMBLEBEEEE!!!
supreme_cthulhu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit!?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET TO ZEE CHOPPA
Ryanm715 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wiiiiilsoooooon!
muhaddib ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bond, James Bond!
DShot92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ezechiel 25 17..."
PajamaHive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR FUCKIN ELEMENT DONNY!
mitbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It truly was a Shawshank Redemption."
citizenkane66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"King Kong, ain't got shit on me!"
Artythe1man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITS A TRAP!
Tristan_Jay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly my dear, i don't give a damn."
"Here's lookin' at you, kid."
"Hasta la vista, baby"
WistfulEccentricity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WITNESS ME!
gamplayerx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
Conkernads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For you.
wolvesscareme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mostly.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father!"
diz4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee Ki-Yay, motherfucker!
NiceFormBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah
DiggedAuger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Cut the chit chat, A-hole!"
Hiei2k7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, a half-pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
SoggyFarts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET OFF MY PLANE!
stranger90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you.
GoodGuyGlocker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you"
BarbarianDwight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You never go ass to mouth!"
geekolojust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Multi pass"
badapl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig, that'll do
dynamosrose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
Thrownaway16252 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, where's my car?
mavrik74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait a minute...
Gianthead440 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life's is like a box of chocolates.
Zediious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only steers and queers come from Texas.
furydeawr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch!"
mag682 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LIKE A GLOVE!
kaylabethlewis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Starman45FTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Everything in this room is edible. Even I'M edible, but that's called cannibalism, my dear children, and is often frowned upon by most countries."
FourierT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Long live the king"
SlipHerACosby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got these cheeseburgers maaann..
DigbyBrouge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"... before, ze Germans get here."
Megaseth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin A Walter.
Gradicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dream is collapsing
Iforgetjustwhyitaste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Sarita90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, Alright, Alrightttt
Sashaflick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh..... Juicy fruit.
LUFFYZOROS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE"
rblumenfeld76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's put a smile on that face.
AmazonDotCA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Blue Fairy? Please. Please, please make me into a real, live boy...."
magi093 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The phrase 'not guilty' over and over, with a side of sobbing
NiceFormBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee Kai yay motherfucker
bakedNdelicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy. Now PISS OFF"
unndunn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"American components, Russian components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!"
ender91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
GizMo_SANHEDRON ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads.... Where we're going, we don't need roads."
JimmyTheDoor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
aterminn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm batman"
catgoesmeow22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hold onto your butts"
Gileadslinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want to take his face.... Off"
tpot6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father
pnut88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That artifacte belongs in a museum.
-xX420noscopeXx- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big Gulps, huh?"
JBolseng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Anderson
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killin me smalls"
ericerk123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend".
reduff1982 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
"Shut the fuck up, Donny."
Gianthead440 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Feeling Lucky Punk.
indigoacid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The dude abides."
AC_Slaters_Dimples ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got worms!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloรฉ with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink; he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds โ pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum โ it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it."
Hiei2k7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
Omegaprimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leelou Dallas multi pass
Sleeves_are_4_bitchz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
tallandgodless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(With wide Eyes)
BULLSEYE!
Sankohuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll Be Back"
schapman22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads"
georgie-57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We thought you was a toad
smackledawbed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Verify range to target...one ping only"
rblumenfeld76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is our concern dude.
rwal1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Brudges? What ye facking ganna do in brudges??
-maash- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Merry Christmas you filthy animal ... And a happy New Year
Herbsman200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Make my day!!
ThiefInDaNight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Every man dies. Not every many really lives."
rnbguru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I make you horny baby?
jurmomwey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the choppa!!
Callico_m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Never go full retard!"
JayReddt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dude abides
jackhackett80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
I know it's not really a line, but most people know
Guitargeek934 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold onto your butts
Homer_Goes_Crazy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me so horny! Me love you long time!
anothercopy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ezekiel 25 17
Thaisen__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mother Fucker"
-RaoulDuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"we're going to need a bigger boat"
Bumblebake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I can do anything I want. And so can you."
Retro-Squid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You gon' eat yo' corn bread?"
PrettyBelowAverage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't even a good ask reddit question imo.. Just go on IMDB for any popular movie, pull up the popular quotes, and copy-paste. You don't even have to do that, you just have to roughly type out what you think an icon of a character says, "I'll be back" omg lol theyll nvr guess XD. This hasn't even generated any good discussion :/
Boogerschmidt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stupid is as stupid does
Sultan_of_Sass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Motha Fuckin Snakes On This Motha Fuckin Plane"
WaffleCircuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, my name is Rod, and I like to party.
knf262 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run Forest, Run!"
gimme3steps101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Napoleon, give me some of your tots!
Habicht_86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sssmokin'!"
Guntercutie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'ARRY. DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN THA GOBLET OF FIYAH?
jbmorrisonjr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
zmijugaloma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
pstrohs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English mutha fukka, do you speak it?
UndeadDapper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey guys! Whoa big gulps huh? Alright! Well see ya later.
Chuck_Designs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold onto yer butts.
turtal46 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big Gulps, huh? Alright! Well, see ya later!"
The_Mighty_Rex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea well, The Dude abides
Gee10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is...CHINATOWN."
Cosmonaut_of_three ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
witness me!
NeverTouchMyDrumset ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IN the computer?!
notoriousn8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
T-t-t-today junior
TheHomieIsaacNewton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life, uh, finds a way."
SunriseSurprise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MOOLTEEPASS!"
PM-me-your-recipes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To infinity and beyond!
buminthecorner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inconceivable!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He got a real pretty mouth, ain't he?
HuckleberrySlim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Funny how?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me smalls!
Nathanielsan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the fuck did we get ice cream?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Indy!"
Boogerschmidt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I eat green berets for breakfast, and right now I'm very hungry."
hap_hap_happy_feelz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like Schmidt being a little bitch
LalliJay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I get older...they stay the same age"
DMagis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The comet...the beam of light...and the vampires."
barto5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coffee is for closers.
Megaseth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I la la la love you horse.
JayReddt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You play ball like a girl!
MosquitoTerminator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess it's too obvious but that's the point: "You are a wizard Harry"
Huitzilopostlian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So, we some sort death squad,hu?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the dude
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
Poles_Apart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alrighty then.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Over the line!
mysterion400 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson.
WINTER_IS_COMING_BRO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" - The Godfather
dameon5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quick impression for ya...
CAW CAW
BANG
FUCK I'M DEAD
ridethe907 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alright Professor Dickweed, what's the plan."
Valdios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ogres have layers.
Boogerschmidt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the Choppa!
sodamnmellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me Smalls!
therealjerseytom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!"
Safe-Hands ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There goes my boat"
blackhawk1819 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The one who says bad motherfucker!
DMagis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say ello to my lil friend!"
PM_ME_ADVICE_PLEASE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English, Motherfucker! Do you speak it?"
patty1955 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inago Montoya, you killed my father... ...Prepare to Die!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHO THE HELL IS INTERRUPTING MY KUNG FU??
novaadage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry!
Incurablydandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming.."
Elias2816 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll Do Pig!
To0k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITS A TRAP!!
1up_tx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, Your cool! And fuck you, I'm out!"
W0NDERMUTT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you build it..."
WhitepandafacesxD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bubbles? Bubbles? My bubbles.
Or
Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.
Kraps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter, because we'll be together.
nerdorama88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Game over man, GAME OVER!"
vercingetorix52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take the Canoli
MsCrazyPants70 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the matter kid, don't you like clowns? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny?
daisy_cutter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bring out the Gimp."
fishfingers121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cleaver girl!
SergentBubbles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I gotta pee on her"
nexcore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am not a smart man"
tribblemethis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you."
"I know."
vikingmuddafucka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to da choppa!
akornblatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
Tehjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
Alternatively: His name is Robert Paulson.
sosexified ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are snakes on a plane
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish
Hello, My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
aijia185 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tawanda!
JonnTheMartian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I AM YOUR FATHER!
buminthecorner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how you handle it."
mranderson20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon."
Oxycotton_mouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I could'a been a contender."
yourmom1974 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The little bastard shot me in the ass!
Pandemic_Fart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And you are the fellowship of the ring "
jaymed83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
jflch1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is for your boss , gives the finger to a demon.
jbmorrisonjr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How 'bout some more beans Mr. Taggart?
lyrelyrebird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get your paws off me you damn, dirty ape.
FollowTheLaser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father."
harley57078 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Drugs to the left, and hookers to the right".
reddorical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm examining the wax
Eldred777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's no moon...
HenryKushinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And remember, I would never ask you to do something I wouldn't do myself."
VTek910 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One ping only"
cuteintern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prepare the ship....! For ludicrous speed!
GlobalSupreme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta La Vista Baby
yourmom1974 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead.
hitooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my litte friend
hurlga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I say we take off... Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
jdsmtb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You sold our dead bird to a blind kid?"
Eldred777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father!
franc3sthemute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'A TOMMY GUN!!'
trollin714 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!"
JohnEffingZoidberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon..."
Hossius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me smalls!!
tay_waffles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RU-FI-OOOOOOOO
LikeeAglove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They mostly come out at night.......mostly"
danduran101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEY YOU GUUUYS!
pikapp499 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RICHARD??!?!?!?!!
barto5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's all.
whim8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"what a stupid fucking retarded toast"
skullker2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ALLLLRRRIIGHTTY THEN!
Here it goes... I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signaling, while running a red light and speeding!!! Is that all? Noo.... I have unpaid parking tickets! Be gentle!
Can't forget these classics!!
circuital14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JayReddt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me, Smalls!
ix_Omega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mark Watney, space pirate.
flarean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Everything the light touches is our kingdom."
somali_pirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
Altourus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a leaf on the wind
VIIX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So long and thanks for all the fish."
or
"Open the pod bay door, HAL.."
jhakie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
Eldred777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You underestimate the power of the Dark Side.
Summitjunky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
thelitt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
jaguu2394 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming (:
Sinistral13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The "D" is silent.
MrJZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me smalls!
KeyserSOhItsTaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
MrFlaneur17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Royale with cheese!
what_da_pho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming. Just keep Swimming."
Swatmat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
get away from her you bitch!
Sunbertsgilny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut up. You had me at hello.
And/or
Show me the money!
McFlyJohn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"'Im here to fix your pipes"
Heartfelt_Apology ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I won't let go, Jack
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a walk-off.
IanCrLewis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You have a T-Rex?" "We have a T-Rex."
Rmantzoros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father
wehaveavisual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon."
xDom22x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"
"No, I am your father."
sandollor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
heistplanner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talking to me ?
Eldred777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You were my brother, Anakin!
wapu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
Nanto-Rei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't you know who I am ? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"
severoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah.
or
I know kung fu.
Missloki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B-E-A-U-tiful
thechelseaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You taking to me?
majormal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I don't thinks it's nice you laughing".
Setkon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school
WhiteTornado74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That'll do pig....That'll do..."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be your huckleberry
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
thePAULweez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeeeerreees Johnny.
Whiffenius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhรคuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.
captain_phillilps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ride or die, remember?"
basementdisaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish
reddorical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meesa called....(should be enough shivers)
kernelreb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ack ack! Ack ack ack AAACCKK!
Mozeeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where we're going, we won't need roads"
lt_dagg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!
severoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't believe his lies.
v78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MUUUURRRPPPHHHH
Cros3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name's Buck, and I'm here to fuck."
Poop_rainbow69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.....BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!?
Kuosen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forever.....Foreverr....Foreverrrrr
Setkon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS... is the BOOMSTICK!
jasonniesen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My sex change operation got botched; my guardian angel fell asleep on the watch; now all I got is a Barbie doll crotch; I've got an angry inch!
monkee67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saigon. Shit. I am still in saigon.
monkee67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Charley don't surf.
monkee67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning....smells like.....victory.
Gequinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your mom goes to college!"
J-ohnny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
Summitjunky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at hello...
Whij ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I only said to blow the bloody doors odd
PaaTrick77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Here is Johnnnnyyyyy!"
barto5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you talkin' to me?
yourmom1974 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
JayReddt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it.
DevilsAdvocate1217 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You play ball like a girl!!"
MarshallxG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
Matt3989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you not entertained?
Silverni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ya like Phil Collins"
no_fudge_given ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
rememberlans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Drink Your Milkshake!
ix_Omega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mark Watney, space pirate.
megamark16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I killed your cat, you druggie bitch. I thought it would bring closure to our relationship."
H20fearsme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I mean, you say I'm an outlaw, you say I'm a thief, but where's the Christmas dinner for the people on relief?"
SwordofGondor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Love is just... a socially acceptable form of insanity"
hanky1979 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You are tearing me apart"
Twistedimensions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bye Felicia!
fastcurrency88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker.
djsedna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hold on to your butts."
MissFushi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything the light touches is our kingdom.
rib_eye_b ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like the way you talk
fistsmalloy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the chopper!
esskue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BINGO! Dino DNA!
sswitch404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
CARDINAL- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what again!"
Sampanszatan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The gun is good. The penis is evil"
HauntedHashbrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The word 'penis' has been said 91 times today!
--powered by penis bot
currently banned from /r/brasil
HaiKarate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
darthbarracuda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
___, I am your father.
kperkins1982 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My father the inventor of the toaster strudel
NewPlanNewMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heroes get remembered, but legends never die...
pswc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Orange mocha frappuccino!!!!
revolting_blob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hack the planet!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
witness me
havealooksee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"must go faster"
goofybackstroke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English Mother Fu*ker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
djsedna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut the fuck up, Donny."
bcb77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm getting too old for this shit!
Puckj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shadows and Dust
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the force
ShaneDAWS0N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't feed them after midnight.
vnfactor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
Teandcum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
hundredk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The shitters full!"
edfromspace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!"
UncleJerrys_D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey i forgot to ask.....Do you like guacamole??"
Bulby37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're all gonna die... Hard."
havealooksee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"we're going to need a bigger boat"
MissFushi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tis but a flesh wound!
bluejackets722 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As the late great Colonel Sanders said I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
NC_Pitts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
Silverni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Got a 7:30 rez @Dorsia"
Cabdriver036 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."
PorOKio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the force Luke.
Dixon121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But Doc
_Sasquat_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?"
Demented_Squid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you know how I got these scars?"
YouHaveSeenMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery, and today is a gift, that is why we call it the present.
heebro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Murph!
Micp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
idk26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're all mad here.
floyd2168 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do they speak English in what?"
Ithinkitstricky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I havent been fucked like that since grade school"
Capn_Cook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Calmly: DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!?!?!?!
revolverevlover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"1.21 Gigawatts!"
The50sMilkman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of Fight Club...
eh
alpacatailor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're only supposed to blow the body doors off!"
HaiKarate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"
Azathothoursavior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's my name?
themysterypooper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What does marcellus wallace LOOK like?
SlayEverythingIGN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
eddie1975 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...I am your father.
Bearselleh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry."
DocDerry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey bearfucker, do you need assistance?
Resource_Ranger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"i ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti" then that perfect stuttering sipping noise
Setkon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are the knights who say... "Ni!"
The_Drunk_Donkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Burn it". But only with a Scottish accent.
Trelloant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM GROOT
skeeter_mcbee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It had the perfect amount of foamโฆ
Starshine_Pneumonia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But, why is the rum gone?
Jordan_B_123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That tall drink of water with a silver spoon up his ass"
Or
"Me? Lawyer fucked me"
Same movie, I love that movie.
spiderrico25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
Not_Kenny_Rogers_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a whaaat?"
inarizushisama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am invincible!
Drafo7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KHAN!
ender_wiggum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm setting booty traps.
AwkwardAnyday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For England James.
some12345thing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
halfajourno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Maximum Effort"
I_can_pun_anything ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm tired of these mother fuckin snakes on this mother fucking plane, now let's open some windows
arist138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh"
Starstuff8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have had it with these MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES on this MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
(I don't think I've seen this one yet lol)
OsamaBinLatin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now yous can't leave
Former_Idealist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's looking at you kid"
SillyCyban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where were going we won't need roads.
Edit: Obligatory Inconceivable!
utkarsht_dna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do or do not, there is no try."
rememberlans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hands off my lobby boy!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let me tell you the story of right hand, left hand."
ashgx6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?!
didyou_reallyjust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your Huckleberry."
Jrbreck5614 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Feel the Rhythm, Feel the Rhyme, get on up, it's bobsled time!"
gagnium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"C'mon you apes, you wanna live forever!?"
Mattymed06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the way the cookie crumbles
Ul71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, i am your Father.
jtoeg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHERE ISH SHEE??!"
_Mar_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Have fun storming the castle"
Sickae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard, Harry!"
revolverevlover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry."
wmdailey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"how do ya' like them apples?"
BarbellShrugged ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alright alright alright."
Butzee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squeal like a pig
StalinsFist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What do you get when you mix an owl and a bungee cord?"
toplearner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
That is truely the sword of Hattori Hanzo
jtp8736 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This thread is dumb. It's just famous movie quotes.
five-dollars-off ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
which one is that from?
jtp8736 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forrest Gump
Raquelita32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and on wednesday, we wear pink
writingabook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Im gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Davcb94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐คdo you hear the people sing
tman152 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Max, and I'm mad. that's why they call me Mad Max.
That's in the movie right?
PhaliasMaximus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're on a mission from God."
Brownbear987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So much more room for activities!!!
thatwiztidkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is inigo Montoya, prepare to die.
Melcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"EMILIOOOOOOOO"
solentus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talk to me Goose!
MissFushi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ogres are like onions.
spitfire32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE!!!
bcb77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a Bug Planet!
attofreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The first rule of Fight Club..."
jasonniesen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well hello, Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack left town."
reddorical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name's Buck, and I like to fuck.
FuherDex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
Cal_Struck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what one more time, I dare ya!"
rumblefish65 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meet my leeetle friend!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
neatpotatoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah Baby!!!!
utkarsht_dna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father." I mean, I kinda gave it away but technically I didn't. XD
Golemfrost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates
ConsultingTimeLord_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You remind me of the babe.
wesder4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.
TylerJohnson10946 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Smile you son of a-"
Rebelord92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your Father."
missukissu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And i was like "Emilio!!!!"
Terveen85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This aint no picnic Bitch!!!"
ChaosAlchemist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Another cranberry juice then?"
"No, I'm good, thank you"
XLenceOfExecution ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I pull that off will you die? It will be extremely painful You're a big guy For you......
brotogeris1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn", "here's looking at you kid", "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die", "open the pod bay doors HAL"
hi_123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember remember the 5th of November."
hkedik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the ultimate circle jerk of a shit post if I've ever seen one.
faker4872 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you watching closely?"
van_B ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shaken, not stirred
lknorman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They're a little melty, but damn, are they exquisite!
Vindetta182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung Fu."
passion4film ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll never let go, Jack."
revolverevlover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's good to be king."
Setkon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me it's not you, Elmer Fudd.
ShaneDAWS0N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
King Kong ain't got shit on me.
Twincher87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yourreee terring me apaht, Leesa!!!
eddie1975 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke...
misshle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
LordVido ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You are a wizard Harry"
epheterson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say "What?" one more time!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck, how the fuck, who the fuck, how did you two fucking, fucks...FUCK?!
brickwall35 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, pay me.
YouShallBeBanned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO THIS IS SPARTA
Jacorvin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I eat barbed wire and piss napalm."
wordgirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
No matter where you go...there you are.
NYPD means I will KNOCK YOUR PUNKASS DOWN!
hunkE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Foosball is the devil!"
Monkeysplish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any iconic Eastwood quote. "Dyin' ain't much of a living". "Man's got to know his limitations". "This is a forty four Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world .. " etc.
Twerkinfortheman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want a large Farva, I want a goddamn liter-a-cola!
Altair1192 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse"
HermausMora420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig, that'll do...
deadsoulinside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yo, they killed killer B!
redredme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"..and, uh, killed his dog"
HaiKarate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll have what she's having!"
mekio_san ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man... game over!
Greatest adlib of all time.
Sattiebear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Would you like to know more?"
imbued94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They are taking the hobbits to isengard!
redlynz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My god! I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
raiskream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't believe I haven't seen this yet: "I am your father"
wordgirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud.
IamASmileFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am ur father
PrettyShittyBang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you."
skztr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love you
Iwouldliketoorder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guanooooooo
Beepopp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For Frodo"
Dinosquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tell em Large Marge sent ya!"
I_MaDe_It_CuZ_i_CanZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perp: "Alright I'm leaving. I don't want no t..." Cop: "Freeze! Put your hands on the pavement! Put your hands on the pavement!" Perp: "There is no pavement." Cop: "Well then put them on the Oodles of Noodles. Put 'em on the noodles!" Perp: "Chicken or beef!?!" Cop: "Chicken."
Eji1700 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself"
Spaceman4u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung Fu."
"There is no spoon."
"I love the smell of Napalm in the Morning, smells like Victory."
"I'll be back"
"Get to the Choppa'"
"Wax on, wax off."
keepawake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"hey Mikey, gotta go to the bathroom?"
TMort60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming"
Bonushand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll splash ze pot venever ze fuck I vant"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god you say YES!
Sixmileswater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The only way for me to solve this crisis is to be Superman IV: The Quest for Peace."
spectre308 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But what about second breakfast?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!"
rcarter22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iceberg, right ahead!
Burnsomebridges ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mother fucking sneks on this mother fucking plane"
JEveryman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sick and tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.
CarnageCity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How can you be so obtuse?
everred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your Huckleberry.
JoshCalico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WIIILLLSSOOONNN!!"
fataldevation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's are victor, victor. Roger, roger
fyrnabrwyrda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have to find Nemo!"
GoogleLewisWetzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT!!!
Benvincible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nice to meet you, I'm Jerry McGuire."
CornPhilips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Literally any line from Princess Bride
abetteraustin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the choppa!!!
huntet14153 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not how hard you hit, it's about how hard you get hit and keep going.
Saying that, I don't know what one.
sknewytboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish."
MasterRexRace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life, uhhhhhh....finds a way."
utkarsht_dna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't know who who are, but I will find you, and I will kill you."
anti_00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... STHH STHH STHH."
eddie1975 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Before time began, there was, the Cube.
christinakayr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.
slothalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"First rule of fight club"
icy-you ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this one blues clues?
crosseyed007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thunder Road A hickey from Canikky is like a Walmart card
CRISPY_BOOGER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"only after I eat the peanuts out of my sheeeiiiit"
jleek9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ANDRIAN!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman"
Razumen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get your ass to mars!"
d_rickards ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's a bold move Cotton"
dnap123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
Lord_Greybeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm the Mary! You're the Rhoda!"
chochips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Freedom
Recordpace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Third prize you're fired!
GlutenBalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy."
KomodoDragin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you suck dicks? Are you a peter puffer?
Sir. No, Sir!
Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
Decyde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lois: Hey I know, lets play a game. Now I'm thinking of a movie.
Meg: Is it an action movie?
Chris: Who's in the movie?
Peter: Wait, is it a good movie?
Lois: Eh, it has its moments.
Peter: Cool Runnings
Lois: Yep!
reddorical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KALI MAAAAR, SHUKDIDAAAY!
Justin_Santillan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O'DOYLE RULES!
Mklein24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Truth is...I am Iron-Man. pause for effect
ChessTiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud..."
jazz4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mmmgghhmm"
StaringMooth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the one who knocks
Setkon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you want to know how I got these scars?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Knight.
Warrior__Maiden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There can be only one."
Tasty_Brohypnol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?"
selicos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's just your opinion man.
vokabulary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
dirkmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no crying in baseball!
BrownThunder9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you"
attenhal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to take his .... Face.... Off...
siten1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you wanna know how I got these scars?
OBOBSAGET ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From my perspective it is the jedi who are evil
TheBadBoyManBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
60% of the time it works every time!
DABOSSROSS9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gaatoradeeeee. and from the same movie but butt momma says.
maxwirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run, Forrest! Run!
TomGfromCanada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am Your Father
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!"
plzhld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny
argusblinded ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
supernova81197 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tis but a scratch"
jb_in_jpn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mr. Anderson..."
__hamburglar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
antsugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
incognitoLaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box?!"
theothernguyen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
goooooood moooooooorning vietnam!
WonderWallaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shakakaaaaa..."
Naeno007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his fuckin' dog."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Wick!
AaronKClark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where we are going, we don't need 'roads!'"
Hexiophenom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you eating other peoples lunches??
natesel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
where we're going we don't need roads
PhoecesBrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lick my bunghole, motherfucker!
shoopdahoop22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
GodlessFleshMachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
dragonslayer_master ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe."
gjh624 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P. Sherman 42 wallaby way, Sydney
_fr00b ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have a bad feeling about this."
psp589 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father".
JamieC99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's to you, kid."
allthefeelsweknow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump!
BIGSEB84UK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET TO THE CHOPPAAH!!!!
dethtech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THERE WAS A FIREFIGGGGHHHHTTTTTT!!!!!"
Tired8281 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The LIEEN must be drahn HEER! THEES FAH, and NOU FURTHAH!
larson627 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut the fuck up, Donnie!"
Gbiknel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
McLovin?
Raquelita32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
how dare you, she's a nice lady!
bro50010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone on this thread needs to Let it go
TheDetective13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: People quoting movies and other redditors responding with the wrong guess on purpose for karma.
trapper32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alllllrighty Then!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What do you know about Ray Finkle.....
sweetjune ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Iceberg! Straight ahead!"
Canedude08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TOGA! TOGA!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorority Boys or Animal House?
Canedude08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animal House, I refuse to admit that Sorority Boys was EVER made.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh noo!!!! SB is one of my top 3 :(
PhoecesBrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those aren't pillows.
King_Flymond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They drew first blood...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"fly, you fools!"
SkylaTheLimit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chicken isn't vegan?
Virtualgoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?
zombiemakemelol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The rug really tied the room together, man.
wrectem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I. DRINK. YOUR. MILKSHAKE!!!
Gillhawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The things you own end up owning you!"
Khanfushus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
Anderu-Senpai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bring out the gimp."
Tury94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'M TIRED OF THESE MUTHA FUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MUTHA FUCKIN' PLANE!!"
XLenceOfExecution ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
mikefunkmc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So you're saying there's a chance..?"
ix_Omega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes you Borden, rotting away in your cell awaiting execution, for my murder.
Bentspoon17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Danger to manifold"
f4ll3ns3r4ph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Hasta la vista, baby.
Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead
edit added another
ltdemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now is this legal? Absolutely fucking not. "
LOCO5150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel the need...the need for speed."
OR
"Take me to bed or lose me forever"
xerox13ster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke."
darkbarf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't move. The beast is fierce. But if we show no fear, we might escape.
nicolee0712 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry "
onesadjam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's Francis?!?!
aijia185 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-Stop looking at me, Swan!
A_Pony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm bad and that's good. I will never be good and that's not bad
timbsm2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โNice shooting, son. Whatโs your name?"
Knight_of_Nowadays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...., I am your father"
404IdentityNotFound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My best idea was a double decker couch"
giantdave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
Oxycotton_mouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is there a sign out front saying dead nigger storage?"
bigpeel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me?
justinbmiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big gulps, eh? ... Welp, see ya later!
mukarramraza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know, hope is a mistake. If you can't fix what's broken, you'll, uh... you'll go insane.
Cturner4545 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're all mad here."
NSubsetH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.
BloodyFreeze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You gotta be fucking kidding!
alldaylongwhileising ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dogs and cats living together.....mass hysteria!
iwillnottalktou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time..."
cecelovesya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend."
KevlarMids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
forwhateveritsworth4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you see, what I told was true, from a certain point of view.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh so you're saying I'm a clown!?
LegendofDragoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn
LadyKaida ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hold on Spider!"
Top_Gorilla17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Good, bad- I'm the guy with the gun."
Mofat_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We are gonna need a bigger boat"
kauchman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry...
iwillnottalktou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Yer
nomecks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was looking for.... MY MASK!
bjbarlowe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get these mother f----in' snakes off this mother f---in' plane!"
rotatopotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
spectrum21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Dizchord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey What'ya doin Hey Stopit Hey YER Messin up My Hair Cmon Whoa Whoa STOPIT WHOAAAAA OAAAAA
Tijdloos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm king of the world!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeere's Johnny!
darkbarf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
did you just saaay go fuck myself?
... yes, i did
thisgirlisaliar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Shitters full!!'
iwillnottalktou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its a beaut, Clark
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane! *Does that count, or is it too obvious?
TheYonderboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud"
jimmyh05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
meverett38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me smalls!!!
berlinbrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
aright aright aright
siiru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"....He touched the butt..."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point it at her tits.
notandy82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know."
RiddIemeThis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
boybrushedred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Not quite my tempo."
JealotGaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mrglglglgl
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Respect...the cock. And tame....the cunt."
mr0801 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think... we all think... the bags was a nice idea
MightyKratos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the Force, Luke!
JerJitsu0ss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh captain, my captain! "
Cp9_Giraffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Through All Known Laws of Aviation....
Xalteox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not your fault."
gabe1108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God damnit, Vakidis! Learn fucking English!
nyxdk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Dare you! I double Dare you!
ViaHuerto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Play it again Sam..."
forwhateveritsworth4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HA! That was never said in the movie.
Unless you're talking about a spoof of Casablanca. The quote you offered is like "Luke, I am your father!" which is a close paraphrase, but never actually uttered. In Ep V, Vader says, "No, I am your father." Not, "Luke, I am your father"
Similarly, "Play it again Sam" was not said in Casablanca.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!
Epical_Sarge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me."
Lord_Vectron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yew wir awnly sappawsed to blaw thu bladdy doors orf!
drawn0nward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry"
lexulexu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And now, won't you welcome The Blues Brothers"
Bewkitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"
TheDysonSystem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me Smalls!!!
pgsonic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
insideyourhug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So many activities!!!
LesterKurtz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's put a smile on that face
aught1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those aren't pillows
Natura_Non_Contrista ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This town is like one big pussy just waiting to be fucked."
SyphilisJuice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"it's not your fault"
burf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"
technically doesn't name the movie
snowdan10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Warriors.....come out to plaaaaaaaaaay"
WhyNotJustEnjoyLife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well... that's just like ..uh your opinion man"
CupsOfSalmon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters!"
legitjuice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence.
Niktox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep firing, Assholes!
arthur2-shedsjackson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude
MisanthropeX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Like tears in the rain."
Ranger_X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Maybe in another life, when we are both cats"
thatnotirishkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not your fault"
Litanr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dodge this"
capitlj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mark it zero Donny.
airrbearrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rule number one: cardio.
pedone1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hi, I'm Deadpool"
LavastormSW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is Berk."
bluejackets722 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The only way to solve this crisis is to be Superman four the quest for peace"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Some men just want to watch the world burn.'
berlinbrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
english motherfucker do you speak it
Fireproofjeans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wake up, mr.freeman...
Wake... up"
blown-upp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you think that's air you're breathing?"
UncleJerrys_D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're looking at a man who just this morning tried to brush his teeth with a live lobster... let me say it again for you real slow and real clear....IIIIIMMMMMMM BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNDDDDDDD"
hydropenguin69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
SmoobBlob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
--rubberdicks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead people
"Let it go, let it go"
It puts the lotion on its skin
TylerRiggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KHAAAAAAANNN!
Murder_Ders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fat bitches need love too, Craig!"
ubermensche242 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're tearing me apart, Lisa.
mookiepercy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEY YOU GUYS!
JSD224 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson
Marcs_26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not locked in here with you. Your locked in here with me!"
0n10n_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you have to make it cum i saw it on bbc"
Ryohiko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'.... And this time, I'm going to Kill Bill.'
kernelhappy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is your major malfunction numbnuts?
Barackis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bond. James Bond
blakk_RYno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my leel friend!
Slappah_Dah_Bass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PUT IT IN THE BASKET CHIEF!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Cloudy_mood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back."
Mischif07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Use the Force, Luke"
PhattyNiner319 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I make you horny baby?
DougDarko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Ness! I do not approve of your methods!
SoMuchForSubtleties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not your fault.
osvii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack Sparrow... Um. There should be a "Captain" in there somewhere...
scovase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you shoot the Devil in the back?
sonofmcleod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Bond. James Bond
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have had it with these motherf--kin snakes on this motherf--kin plane!
burf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whoa."
Sophira ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am a leaf on the wind... watch how I soar..."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KKKKHHHHAAAANNNNNN
Btm13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They don't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is. They call it a royale with cheese.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is our time, our time, down here"
ShiftySpiers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Look's to me, the best best part of you ran out of the crack in your mother's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheating!"
Noomsi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The royal penis is clean.
HauntedHashbrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The word 'penis' has been said 215 times today!
--powered by penis bot
currently banned from /r/brasil
Sebbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If it's between you and some poor bastard who's wife you're gonna turn into a widow - brother, you are going down."
UlfarrOT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming"
ringo5446 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYONE!!!!!!!!
TylerBurdens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wa-Wa-We-Wa"
TheCode555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only way for me to solve this crisis is for me to be Superman 4 the quest for peace
shamelessseamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WIIIIILSOOOONNN!
queengemini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"when you assume you make an ass outta u and an ass outta me"
barcap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the for...
habitualbreather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stella!
GoAwayBaitin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tell 'em about the Twinkie"
Gastrojosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ever have that feeling where youre not sure if you are awake or still dreaming?
burf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm too old for this shit."
Rsubs33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy living or get busy dying.
NJBarFly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It"
scrbroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat
Sherie_khan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An african swallow
Dialent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder for money.'
Gunjink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now go home and get your fuckin' shine box!"
FancyPants394 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At 5.45 we'll start firing back. Every bomb will be retaliated. The Meteorblitzkrieg shall begin!
MadnessLLD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at hello
Hadrimole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No luck catching them killers 'en?"
Taikwin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Haha! I threw that shit before I walked in the room!"
"My mama said my daddy's name was Black Dynamite"
"So did my mama..."
"...uh, hush up little girls a lotta cats have that name."
"I'm declarin' war on anyone that sells drugs in our community"
"But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!"
"Doughnuts don't wear alligator shoes"
tyrannosaurus_racks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do the chickens have large talons?
toplearner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever had your shitpushedin?
rilian4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the Force be with you"
ImmortalZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
corpsse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Batman...
KinaseCascade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, this must be Spiderman.
ShesARlyCoolDancer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again"
MadnessLLD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!
smokeyhigh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright Alright Alright
Chicago_windy_city ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead people
caracarabobara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig. That'll do
Arttherapist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Mother? Let me tell you about my mother.
MSIV_TLC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, alright, alright.
meaty102789 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat...
ImGreatWithKids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Name any movie. Jaws. Great movie.
HamuelLJackcheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a BINGO!
odiggz360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me sir but your balls are showing...Bumble bee tuna
scrbroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever girl"
Hardaway11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Astalavista Baby
fiddlenutz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My momma said, what did ya kill Jesse fer?
ManiacalV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at the bones!
ManiacalV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? No one?
LowkiSapfoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Our pets' heads are falling off!"
wordgirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By Grabthar's hammer...you shall be avenged.
lilacblooms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yerr a wizard, Harry."
UdderBS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me smalls"
santisus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Redrum!
SubtleUsername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man, game over!
trojangodwulf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your Huckleberry."
Notyourtechfrand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English motherfucker, do you speak it?"
joeheyming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, she turned me into a newt!
SamiFox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let me tell you how he lived.
katsulli8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On Wednesdays we wear pink
scrbroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Give me your face"
_beef_supreme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming.
lindsayrajeanne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?!"
Usernamesareforidiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The hammer is my penis.
HauntedHashbrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The word 'penis' has been said 222 times today!
--powered by penis bot
currently banned from /r/brasil
zutkaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon."
AmericanMustache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I drink your milkshake....I drink it up!
deeenness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAKUNA MATATA!!!
O--Bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When the fuck did we get ice cream?"
Rulerbm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You see what happens Larry?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We've got no food, we've got no jobs, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!
Evil_Superman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Any of you homos touch my stuff, I'll kill you"
tjkarnage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm the batman"
AdmittedSpin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alllllllllrighty then."
JayAutolive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, I almost had you!
santisus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leave the gun, take the cannoli
Tigerfire20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have my sword...
deadmetal61 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You've got red on you"
Zoelings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN
iblogalott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can do it, all night long!"
anon_andonandon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See ya, wouldn't want to be ya.
t3hnhoj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm getting too old for this shit.
OssianOG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating. And it get's everywhere.
Diknak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fuck you. That movie isn't a classic and I hate you and myself for knowing what movie that's from.
:P
abrahamburger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Chuchubear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut the fuck up, Donny!"
HaiKarate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"First prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."
TUBESAINT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MINE
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is bat country.
04dmaxnh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am The Napster.
koryisma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who you gonna call?"
seagram662 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my lil friend!
GrizzyUnderwood33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tonight, we dine in hell!"
capacha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GREAT SCOTT!"
Hoppi164 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"and that.. was without a single drop of rum"
Gravitas00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I live my life a quarter-mile at a time."
Moxto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Groot
M0onM0on ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you"
zleuth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You take the red pill- you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
greaterbob1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So much more room for activities!"
SteveBuscemisWife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We ain't found SHIT."
KinaseCascade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't handle the truth!"
deeenness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah zabenyaaaaaaaaaa!
ahnowic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where is my super suit!?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never give up! Never surrender!
w1w2d3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
TalkingSkeleton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multi-pass!
The-VHS-Gnome-Rapist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry!"
imurdotme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I must become Superman 4: The quest for peace."
hanaanmhd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh!
DuhMayor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are so many fantastic quotes but... "O'Doyle Rules!" or my favorite "Its too damn hot for a penguin to be just waaalking around here!"
Kelseylg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How the fuck am I funny?"
zer0slave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ezekiel 25:17"
thisisjess12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads... Where were going we don't need roads"
bluetailtailfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's like, your opinion man.
LordSoren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ninja, go ninja, go...
byalittleimeanalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me, Smalls"
MrWolffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For some reason it reminded me of my first fight with Tyler."
Plz_pm_ur_boobs_girl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IM SICK OF THESE MOTHE FUCKIN SNAKES IN THIS MOTHE FUCKIN PLANE
agrandizio521 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May I 'ass' you a question?"
flashcatjones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chlorophyll more like borophyll!
JillianaJones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a leaf on the wind.
kayila ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. "
wolfie_g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Woah."
Kopextacy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The names Betty, EVIL Betty.
TheMightyPathos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
Glaas2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
sholltastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
McFly!
LordNucleus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Squeal like a pig"
DunlopMC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YIPEE KAYAA MOTHER FUCKER!
Sho_nuff_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was said in every one of those movies
DunlopMC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck.
allyoursmurf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
cheatbiscuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you can't be serious.
SteveBuscemisWife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Got that? The whole store got the flu! So I had to get this in a second hand store. So it's either wear the leather jacket, which I know you HATE, or this. So I wore this ridiculous thing... for you."
TRKillShot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
JRodTheRod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How about one word? "Luke..."
ButtholePasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I hate sand. It's coarse, it gets everywhere, and it always Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones."
pm-me-ur-shlong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"You know what date is on this coin? 1958. It's been travelling 22 years to get here, and now it's here,and it's either heads or tails. And you have to call it."
Thejediwithredeye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Do you know what NEMSIS means? A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified, in this case, by an audible cunt...me.'
addy-Bee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SWEET. WHAT DOES MINE SAY?
NextStudio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dream within a Dream."
vslyon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to say one word to you. Are you listening? Plastics.
mrinvertigo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Game over man! Game over!"
braaier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk...
Oh, and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.
highqueenoffilth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yo! Adrian!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAM
zuzumang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
OnlineSoupMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now that is one tasty burger!"
Murdy1742 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
-Hunterr- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For England, James?
LifeBandit666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know what they say, it's better to burn out, than to fade away."
Shvingy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Give me the keys, you cocksucker"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?"
Twerpless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"INCONCEVIABLE!"
Its_Farley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now you, tell me, if I'm lying"
xl60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stella!!!!1
papaoso_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"hands down the dopest dope I ever smoked."
Trimountaine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllrighty then!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is sparta!
Psykke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Luke, ... I ... am your father.
zobotsHS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a bad feeling about this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming, just keeping swimming, just keep swimming!"
MadameSeRine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
johnnyutah30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!!!
bcsw222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
killurbeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, alright, alright.
Sho_nuff_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He says this in every damn movie
killurbeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha my bad..
jackshafto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'gentlemen you can't fight in here this is the war room"
ComboPriest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have to get back!
ComboPriest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have to get back!
chickenmantesta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Charlie don't surf!
justdavidkelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is kid-napp-ed?
DeadlyPear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For you"
DjAura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's in that place where I put that thing that time..."
Gimmenahledge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me your war face!
Kevinvig5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shake 'n Bake
aroll10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tod, those days are over. I'm a huntin' dog now.
GrantFrev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch?"
animepotato999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll never let go, Jack."
Achilles2425 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're Only Supposed to blow the Bloody Doors Off!
TK3600 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
zobotsHS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung fu!
_-Redacted-_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am a leaf on the wind; watch how I soar"
Keatzuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Got Blunt?
nguyenm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was the one you sent to kill the fuckin' Boogeyman.
egalroc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is that hair jel?"
Frustrable_Zero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father!"
CunningCanuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Iron Man
__nihilist__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SSSOMEBODY SSSTOPP MEE!! or SSMOKIIIIIINNN!!
NEXT_VICTIM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look, (son). Everything the light touches is our kingdom. A kings time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, (son), the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.
Hexiophenom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
IronedSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
ntl_ltu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Not the beeeeeees!"
theJerMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you NOT entertained?!
guruglue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
zobotsHS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They call me MR PIG !!!!!
Tehoncomingstorm97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's no moon."
GameofCHAT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE MY BOY, BLUE !!
dannybigtime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me smalls!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm having an old friend for dinner"
invo_7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
kalitarios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn hee-ah!
This far, no fatha!
And I will make them pay for what they've done!
ahnowic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
sAlander4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life's like a box of chocolates, you never know what ya gonna get
pmoforte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You go Glen Coco!"
Carodorotea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Trust me, I'm a doctor"
Tecatitoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke I am your father"
kaptainkrayola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
TheRiverRunsRed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Damn the man, save the empire"
millionsofmonkeys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In my wife's mind, this is a quote from the classic "Over the Hedge":
"STELLLAAAA!"
Darthnomster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That rug really tied the room together"
bluedevilAK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!!!
jays2dank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
ITHamster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the need, the need for SPEED!
Diknak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dodge this"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got these cheeeeese burgers, maaaaaan
PushinDonuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya??
ill_do_it-later ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not that I'm lazy Bob, it's that I just don't care.
rnflhastheworstmods ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its not a tumor
dontwannabebroke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'What if i told you...'
Fragun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a bingooooo !
notmat69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For Sparta"
what-a-crap-shoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There can only be one
zobotsHS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have a witch, may we burn her?
pandito_flexo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never give up. Never surrender.
SophieOfTarth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."
Supermusicfriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFโขโขKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFโขโขKING PLANE!"
Speider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And shepherds we shall be, For Thee, my Lord, for Thee. "
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where you going today Frank?
ArtistEngineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am Iron Man"
aliensporebomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why does God need a starship?
I_know_Gun_fu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!!!
MercuryAI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Explosivo87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Did we just become best friends!"
This movie is a bottomless pit of memorable lines.
"What are you doing?" "I'm burYing you!"
"The fucking Catalina wine mixer."
"I put my balls on your drum set."
"Why are you all sweaty" "Just got done watching COPS."
spocktor_who ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Tis but a scratch!
TunieP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh captain my captain" or maybe even carpe diem
Krystazi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are the knights who say โNi!โ
koolcandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mission report december 16 1991
lizardchaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Samsonite! I was way off..
ThatGodOfLemmings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This... is my... BROOMSTICK! crowd gasps
ZeahRenee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah, well, your guest happens to be six-foot five, bright red, has a tail, and is government funded."
leejoness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"someday we might look back on this and decide that saving Private Ryan was the one decent thing we were able to pull out of this whole godawful, shitty mess."
the_loneliest_noodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're an inanimate fucking object!"
Eddievetters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โThatโs what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the saaaaame age.โ
a_cef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTA!!
MonkeysOnBalloons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are one ugly motherfucker
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gotta Blast!"
simdus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not who am I underneath, but what I do that defines me.
SomePoorAfricanChild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke I am your father.
BEN_therocketman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, "Don't believe his lies."
mrva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dude abides.
CasualCrowe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One shall stand, one shall fall"
Sho_nuff_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again
Die4Ever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"woa"
FondSteam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and im all out of gum
caitlindactyl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need.. roads."
howiela ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes sir, boss. Like the drink, only not spelled the same.
jakelsu29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"BEEF STEW, BEEF STEW, BEEF STEW"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung Fu"
thel33tman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mmmmister Anderson"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"
TheRhymingRedditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tinacome get some ham!
sonicgamer42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school."
MrDork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you looking at me?
howiela ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes sir, boss. Like the drink, only not spelled the same.
nancydrewskillz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
MobileTechGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'That's what I like about high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age.'
Slymass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's colon.
cum_bubble69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!?
eddysauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mom's spaghetti
howiela ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes sir, boss. Like the drink, only not spelled the same.
Gaavlan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hasta la vista, baby! *boom*
ThaGerm1158 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You keep using that word
AkibaChunibyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eat my shorts
shaolinPWNstyle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know Kung-fu
themikeymac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you BITCH!
surfacedragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"how now brown cow"
yezplz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome, to
Adrian_Maurud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
haby112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Find the little man! Bring him back to me! We will rebuild! For those who took him, no mercy!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry."
Nataliza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do they, Gandalf?
reddit_crunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't be suicidal if you're singing show tunes!"
rolltideamerica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just let your SOOOOOOOOUUL GLO!!"
gopher33j ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alex! Alex! You're walking away from history! History, Alex! Did Chris Columbus stay home? Nooooo. What if the Wright Brothers thought that only birds should fly? And did Galoka think that the Ulus were too ugly to save?"
icyboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to the choppah!"
TortugaTower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die."
Buck611 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aaaaalrighty then"
TheArtificialAmateur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Its coming from inside the house"
StreetCheetah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Son-of-a-bitch must pay!
MNsumsum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rule #76: No excuses, Play like a Champion"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
DakineKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...there is some good in this world and it's worth fighting for.
yamaimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toodaloo, mothafuckaaaaaa~~~~
haemess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bob had bitch tits.
yosoywilson78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck I want with a caravan got no fuckin wheels?!
WhyIIzHere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get your ass to Mars.
Khatalyst84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adios turdnuggets!
Skeczi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's no moon... ... "
RealisticGenius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
shoegramstore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"..Punch you in your perfect teeth"
_procyon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.
Canedude08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Houston, we have a problem"
Shinnagin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Paint me like one of your French girls."
thbigjeffrey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might just miss it.
jayerp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Truth is, I am Ironman
Wouter10123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat!
BeardedSeminole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LT. Dan, Ice Cream!
MT_Flesch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"what we got here is... failure to c'mmincate..."
aw11682 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You don't get to make 500 million friends without making a few enemies"
TherealJansen21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RUN FOREST RUNNN
Ozzboss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This ain't no picnic bitch!"
AviatorDan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
BmoreCareFool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeere's Johnny!!
lolxcat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HERRRE'S JOHNNY!
bolbzor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where'd you get that suit... From the toilet store?"
lonewombat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at me, I'm the captain now.
SirMichael_7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentation of their women."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have anything to declare?
Yeah, don't go to England.
CWertman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game Show Announcer: Guard number one is a senior on Klahn's mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well! Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang! Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals!
Axelnomad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!"
sparchee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know."
icyboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a funny guy Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."
UnknownPerson69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it safe!!!!
NotAModBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never go full retard.
zuzumang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Toga party."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey everybody, come see how good I look!
blackrb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bob had bitch tits.
SmegmaRoast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
immaeatmesomewaffles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum."
PresidenteBolsonaro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know what "nemesis" means?
BigBreakfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I doubt everyone would get this... but: "Not like this... not like this..."
Agent_Big_L ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talking to me? Are you..talking to me?
SketchyFella_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with it, you'll regret. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
or
We'll always have Paris.
or
It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
or
Here's looking at you kid.
That entire goddamn scene. Every moment is precious.
ChubbsDaddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates"
SylJD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You just fucked with the wrong bull."
goochmaster5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's lookin' at you, kid"
Fr87r41n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Iron Man."
Black_Boxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I AM your father"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Popular quotes from movies that don't actually give anything away.
WV_Raider304 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"
GrgeousGeorge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your a lizard Harry
VarioussiteTARDISES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you because I know everything you're going to do! Strange, isn't it!?"
weezyheff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"the fucking Catalina wine mixer"
Or
"Play something from the strangers!"
Alkquinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Today, we are cancelling the apocalypse!"
VeiledSin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I like to dissect women. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
Tjanke1019 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"yeah? well, you know, that's just like, your opinion, man."
Thigh_Fire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... And I'm all out of bubblegum."
Renesis2Rotor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude, where's my car?"
sue_cide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
Shriven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin irene, i say again, irene
suddenly_spaghetti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What good is a phone call, if you are unable to speak?
ValleyNerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inconceivable!"
hi_im_claire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're my boy Blue!
Vault-Brock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the pleats
howboutislapyourshit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be your huckleberry "
elephantoe3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do ya feel lucky? Punk?"
"I'll have a coke."
"P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney"
"See this? This... is my BOOMSTICK!!"
nikiu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!!!
OnwardUnknowing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Groot.
Dylishiebear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could be worse... could be raining!
Month_of_Mondays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
draxxis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again
infamous54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'This is Sparta!'
Jimmy1E ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me Smalls!"
thebrennc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's it man! Game over man, game over!"
yusuksong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're tearing me apart Lisa!"
lordtuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is only one Lord of the Rings, and he does not share in power"
TicklishDingleberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What is this, a school for ants!?"
manimal99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big gulps ay... welp see ya later!
anant987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your Father"
Eteacles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING."
alaiac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Excellent!"
siouxperfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Second place gets steak knives. Third place gets fired.
jakestuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bueller... Bueller... Bueller....
Whyjune1st ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got a purdy mouth.
PHIL-yes-PLZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these mothafuckin' snakes, on this mothafuckin' plane! Everybody strap in, I'm about to open some fuckin' windows!
11th_Plague ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That wasn't flying, that was falling with style!"
Ayoeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
murph!!!
cfcnotbummer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want FOP god damn it. I'm a Dapper Dan man
nofaprecommender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know kung fu."
HairyBaIIs007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father !
LittlefingerVulgar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I would like to have seen Montana"
SpreadItLikeTheHerp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's people!!!
LegendaryB3ast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The name's Bond. James Bond.
funkyfeet2013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TINA you fat lard, come get some dinner.
Hibria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYTHIIIINNNGGGGG
apache2158 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude, where's my car?"
kissedbyfiya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tonight! We dine in hell
Qfizicyst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...with a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!!!!!
paulsipp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"LIKE A GLOVE!!"
snwboardguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!
triptout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee,"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"always"
sir-shoelace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Im not lebowksi, you're lebowksi, man"
spoc351 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father.
Rotaryknight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
A picture of me?
No. The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's not how the force works!"
Boodor82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
stickybobcat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gooooooooooddd morning Viet Naam!"
theseizure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i know kung fu
Ephistus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
Tasteful_News ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The fucking Catalina wine mixer.."
Redhot69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
License and registration, chicken fucker!
bufftailedbumblebee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Always."
Steakmale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That'll do pig, that'll do."
Proudwhitemales ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did we just become best friends?"
hellostarsailor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the beauty of it! I grab a dog, and I choke him, and I kick the shit out of him! All day long, my foot up a dog's ass! Just bang-bang-bang up his ass! That's my pleasure.
ladyspatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
LittlefingerVulgar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish"
porkypig666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am gonna kill bill!
PedroAlvarez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
VELOCIRAPTOR_ANUS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS. IS. SPARTAAAA
nhlroyalty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
j_robs69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what again! I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker say what one more goddamn time!!"
benilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get
kiwikish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The first rule of Fight Club..."
holecranberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I reckon so"
edinstu69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I ain't got time to bleed.
completely_haram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Littering and, littering and, littering and uh, littering and uh, littering and smoking the reefer."
tannerkist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"7.62 millimeter"
imdarthnihilus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
lacee_45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why so serious?
iLLxNarcotiix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!!!
meiyoumayo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"First, we find the city of gold. We take the gold. And THEN row back to Spain." "And buy Spain!"
slaughter88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me, Mr. Anderson... what good is a phone call... if you're unable to speak?
bert68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
VELOCIRAPTOR_ANUS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It puts the lotion on the skin
EglinAfarce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As an unmuddied lake, sir. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You can rely on me, sir.
againagame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the chopper!
ClearSaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It puts the lotion on its skin, or else..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going Streaking!!
Nojailplease2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A revolver hold 6 bullets, not 8.
WalkingCloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It must be some kind of hot tub time machine"
StakeyJay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, alright, alright.
nblaster1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That is a tasty burger"
Jacobds98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I demand the finest wines available to humanity"
thebantergodhasarriv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
ergopeter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna matata
badladbloke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me?"
SnarksNGrumpkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What we got here is failure to communicate."
linvmiami ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby
etchasketch62 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'It's good to be the King!'
poopbutt734 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And it truly was.. A shawshank redemption!
Kamigawa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Spider-Man"
pukey1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"PRECIOUS. MY PRECIOUSSSS."
NeonTankTop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Juuuust a bit outside, tried the corner and missed.
thew_conrad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!!!
Checkerszero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm in lesbians with you"
zaqraw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Gentlemen, my lady, You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.'
nickmichaelson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate too, Good Housekeeping.
Agwa951 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
elbel86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1.21 jigawatts!
thekillerpurple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLAR ALPACA. Don't rub it in. You blot that shit! Put the club soda on there."
savage_pillow_fight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go fuck yourself San Diego"
Sojuboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you had me hello.. you had me at hello..
SEND_ME_BITCHES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you're floating and I'm about to flush yo ass"
og_hays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"he touched the butt"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bueller?
Roy_Guapo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Littering and....?
skepticalspectacle1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me of your home world Usul.
siouxperfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what happens, when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
davebare ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:36:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you FUCK and STRANGER in the ASS!?!?"
Vault-Brock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only one around here that gives a shit about the rules!?
randomredditor781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do not go gentle into that good night; Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
heavyraines17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My sister, my daughter, my sister, my daughter!
sunny9781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
EglinAfarce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Tracy, remember when I promised to kill you last?
bonghitsany1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you talking to me?
redmercurysalesman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've decided what to do with my life. I wanna be a cleaner.
mintygirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.
Cidmus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick"
cjohnson86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say "what" again!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a big guy"
BeckyDaTechie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I aim to misbehave."
kiwiwiw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Or worse, expelled!"
Clockwrrk22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
Photog77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I drink your milkshake.
DragonbornBrony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get busy living or get busy dying"
Ry0K3N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On your feet maggot!
canal_of_schlemm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did he just say 'funky butt-loving?'"
neugo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE, AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHER-FUCKING LAST ONE OF YA!"
Velocity_Rob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista....baby
danny0wnz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my...
Yorkshir31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Box of chocolates
davebare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut the fuck up, Donny."
JFKush420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I said 50 cars, not 49 and a half."
Kengy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"America, Fuck yeah!!"
PaulTurkk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daggs? Yeah I like daggs
dorkmax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about fight club. The second rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about fight club."
admiralnorman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bob had bitch tits.
siouxperfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And that was the second time I got crabs
SuddenJump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property."
mostlyderp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're counting cards
againagame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range
target404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl
magnaplaner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!
IcoKnick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boats and hoes
cerlestes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If there wasn't, it'd be an awful waste of space."
FL_Scott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have a pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you!
Thigh_Fire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives.......I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!"
Chasingtheimprobable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna be doin' one thing, and one thing only: killin' nazis
Ghostything ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I did not hit her! I did not, it's bullshit! I DID NAHT.
Oh hi Mark".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Royale with cheese!
Dreyups ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Slap some bacon on a biscuit and lets go! We're burnin' daylight!"
Cheese5ed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the story of how I died
Sir_Lith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I aim to misbehave"
RUoffended ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FOREVER!... FOREVVERR!...FORRREVVVER!"
dive2world ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Watson, lie down with me."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have a bad feeling about this"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For....ev... vuhr."
whereismytwin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But after a while, the cops started getting phone calls from people reporting all the missing thieves... the ones The Beast had killed"
lacee_45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you.
JitsuJack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โWe got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!โ
SciNZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dale dug a hole. You tell them Dale."
"I dug a hole."
_KiNgCrOw_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
dantesburrito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Long live the king
jojbrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His name is Robert Paulson"
mutt1917 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a bingo!
alufredo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest, RUN
ReservateThatRoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
ZombieBSTRD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got red on you.
StevenKeaton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel the need...the need for speed."
wpecks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's looking at you, kid"
dabigbopper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Fadelin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GET TO THE CHOPPAH"
Yo_yo_yo123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTA!
MintySceptile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I volunteer as tribute
Ayofish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ogre's are like onions, we both have layers"
airbreather02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain..."
deesnoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Work shed"
Dopeydcare1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Schnozzberries taste like Schnozzberries!"
Chuck_boyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There can only be one"
eggertrk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm getting too old for this shit"
Benjy_the_Infamous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you"
ToiletMike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
supreme_cthulhu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He can't pull over anymore!
SamS1n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What country you from? What? What ain't no country I ever heard of! What? They speak English in what? What? English โฆ"
tcasalert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just because I talk slow don't mean I'm stupid.
s0974748 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuckin' A"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
anal nathrak, uthvas bethud, do che-ol di-enve
Skateplatypus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"merman... eh eh eh... merman!!!"
lighhht ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going we don't need... roads.
Eximietate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
LuoDuen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the dude
Dkharvison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"On this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the โvox populiโ now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that itโs my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V."
balloon99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off....
-BernardW- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
DrNyhm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paint me like one of your French girls.
cryokin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nice beaver!"
NYGooner10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not THAT popular of a movie, but "Meet me in Montauk."
Dustcounter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bring out the gimp"
statictonality ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulp Fiction. Love that movie.
pejmon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!
Vikingavenger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And like that poof
He's gone DUNNNNNNN
Th3BlackLotus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again. I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more goddamn time.
Busman84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you cant be serious... I am serious, and don't call me Shirley
JediJethro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talking to me?"
geertinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard, Harry
bigwells ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hold on to your butts"
kashj74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boats n hoes I gotta have me my boats n hoes
cncantdie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bread makes you FAT?!
onlyifyougetcaught ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it bleeds, we can kill it
loolytoons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moms spaghetti
arcc1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're obviously not a golfer."
StewNs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he cant refuse.
V_E_R_S_E ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you are not you're fucking khakis.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the matter kid? Don'tcha like clowns?! Aren't we fuckin'funny!
siouxperfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you
bobalooza ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All I hear is "May the schwartz be with you"
BustersHotHamWater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again!
thatkittykatie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We've gone on holiday by mistake!
bobalooza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You remind me of the babe
A_Stripey_Hat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!
leopardcookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson.
cold_iron_76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's Dalton!
mitnamdor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leeloo Dallas Multipass.
statictonality ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!!!"
stuffandlove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I count six shots" "I count two guns"
RepostFromLastMonth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keaten always said, I don't believe in god, but I'm afraid of him. Well, I believe in God. And the only one I am afraid of, is Kaiser Soze."
JabbaWockyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU MY BOY BLUE
chickensk1n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you, Jenny!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...Superman...BOOM
anqxyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did it 35 minutes ago.
BlueTempestx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mhmm, that is a tasty burger!
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hi! I'm Chucky! Wanna play?"
pumpkinrum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always
jperk121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you"
ZacksJerryRig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"as you wish"
siouxperfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where we're going, we don't need roads!
ImAlexNotJose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
DrNomnomaly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, kshhhhh, I am your father.
NeonTankTop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funky butt lovin'!
sonny_kim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father
T0BIASNESS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're in a tight spot!
Acorbo22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What does mine say? Dude! What does mine say? Sweet! Yeah but what does mine say DUUUUDAH! What does mine say? SWEEETTT!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it off down the road."
MeGrendel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Honey.. You Got Real Ugly"
magiderp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father
DangerBones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"With great power, comes great responsibility."
popfilms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
rods2123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The late guru Shastry. A chaste man who died mysteriously with a disease that had all the hall marks of syphillis.
livingunique ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
EmmieMooMoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody puts baby in a corner"
Pal4din ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father!
adoscafeten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"He's in it for the money not the science. He has a lot of high tech gadgets, but he doesn't have any instinct, and he doesn't have Dorothy."
"lesser of two weevils"
'CAUSE SHE GOT A GREAT ASS.... AND YOU GOT YOUR HEAD... ALL THE WAY UP IT!"
Orangutan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm mad as hell... and I'm not going to take it anymore!!!"
pooch321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For you.
maxbrown5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Im going to make him an offer he cant refuse"
Andrei56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"
santaismysavior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You must bring me... A SHRUBBERY
LSUTiger724 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent"
improve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I like the tuna here"
Sonicthebagel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English motherfucker, do you speak it!?"
BobTheEmuKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
jimicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs 106 miles to Chicago, weโve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. Itโs dark and weโre wearing sunglasses.
djfix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But I don't want a large Farva. I want a god damn Liter-O-Cola.
venkrish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's my secret captain! I'm always angry!
DaHaLoJeDi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life, uh, finds a way."
SpacebornKiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!
654456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll kill you with my teacup.
Pupettoloco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to earth
Beelzebubs-Barrister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...And in the darkness bind them.
Katella57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ash is goddamn robot!"
loky-fast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tina! You fat lard,
provokedlotus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kahhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!
Thatchered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best part of you ran out your momma's asscrack and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!!!
Jesus_Harold_Christ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody fucks with the Jesus
eldridge2e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you
Washpa1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, alright, alright.......
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put that coffee down"
sbsb27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Follow the yellow brick road.
johji92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
legnome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HACK THE PLANET!
DopePenguin1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you ain't first your last
jbm4077 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Open the pod bay door please HAL."
Fatkidswinonseesaws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you.
Can't believe I've not seen it on the comments yet...
NiteRider1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get off my plane!"
sinatraswisdom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest Run!
WhatMyHeartHeld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Because I'm in Lesbians with you."
11thhokage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I get older and they stay the same age"
cyclinchris75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inigo Montoya...you killed my father, prepare to die!
Behlial1992 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Warum liegt hier รผberhaupt Stroh rum?
LJandEo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ever sucked dick for weed??
Slinkyfest2005 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THERE WAS A GUNFIGHT!
Ashken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She wants... My dick... In and around her mouth.
The_Third_Three ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake
FrankObolobolopoulos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!
kalooki77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses...
Thatcanaguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARRTTTAAA
EmmieMooMoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard, Harry"
damukobrakai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!
Absulute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HE DIDN'T GET OUT OF THE COCK-A-DOODIE CAR!!!
zwolf2190 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fat guy in a little coat."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
OfAaron3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When this baby hits 88 mile per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
TMI-nternets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!"
droppedinthedeepend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
duck-billedplatitude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate sand.
domoski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm in a glass case of emotion AHHHHHH"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well that's like your opinion man"
Observeder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some saus-a-ges?
Juxen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a Bingo!
Paper_glasses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You boys ever been to Meexiicooo? "
vanish619 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm getting too old for this.
weetoddid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where we're going, we don't NEED roads!
herpyderpydan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The only way for me to solve this crisis is to be Superman IV: The Quest for Peace"
wepo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Think you used enough dynamite there butch?
NormalPerson01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goodbye my Loveeeeeeeeeeeee..... crash
Although seriously, just about any quote in this movie is easy to spot the movie.
Pretty bird..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's custodian, Dick.
kajillion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, Harry.
rainbowcanoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
jamor9391 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clerks!
saltylox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milk was a bad choice
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me, Smalls!
sigep_coach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out."
HermSC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEEERE'S JOHNNY!
xMIKEx714x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have a White Russian
duhtrev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think we're going to need a bigger boat.
Calkky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
DriedUpSquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Come all over my face!"
Porno movies count, right?
PiarasKyne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am batman"
algbs3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the one name a famous movie Q where Fight Club doesn't belong
grlonfire93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
sjw496u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was born a poor black child.
Smellzlikefish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule is, I'm not supposed to talk about it.
mr_xpnt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Hobokin99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember, remember, the fifth, of November."
weetoddid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wax on, wax off.
Goodrichguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know what nemesis means?
Mrlegend28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's no crying in baseball!"
heliq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a lovely day!
aeris4480 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Seananiganzx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father!"
pancakebatterboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.
liarandahorsethief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these motherfuckin snakes, on this motherfuckin plane!"
dabbin710errlday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic park."
i_ate_the_potato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Deserves got nothing to do with it."
HiImSeamoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No! That's not true! Thats impossible!!"
trajiin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You either get busy living, or get busy dying"
simkatu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like a nightmare, isn't it? It just keeps getting worse and worse.
bigwells ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I drink your MILKSHAKE!"
mikenator30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity, and beyond"
BradyBunch12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say HELLO to my little friend!
spank-you ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
fire_stopper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Khaaaaaaannnnnn!!!!!!!
damukobrakai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bright right!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Perhaps tomorrow we'll be on the plane."
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to the choppa!"
islavistan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What an unfortunate thing to happen, on dozen egg night...
seth11111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung fu"
Scanroddian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm captain jack sparrow"
Speedee19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Coffee is for closers!"
mrsincognito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, hello gorgeous"
metalhose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where the white women at?"
Ashken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let me get one rib."
ChickenLuna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata
FrankObolobolopoulos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'd buy that for a dollar!!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
Pexall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ni!
whit3_kandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apologies if already said.
"Theres no crying in baseball"
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"
edit: format
iWeaponx420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's smirking revenge.
F1r3Blade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Because I was Inverted"
nicksilo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You shall not pass!
proletariatfag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude, where's my car?"
horsecave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All-righty-then.
mostdopeknight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"fuck me gently with a chainsaw"
missbeast16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, alright, alright.....
JustinJSrisuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Kiri Kiri Kiri". If you've seen the film, that quote would make your skin crawl.
cybertron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FATHER! The sleeper has awakened!
sraasch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Handsome!
justanaddict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
Fetus_Reclaimer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOT THE BEES!
FreeNinedy9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's lookin' at you, kid.
somonjon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May The force be with you.
mari-judith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did we just become friends?
Hoverboy911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goongagaloonga
Pass3Part0uT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Freeeeddoooommmm
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'M A GOOFY GOOBER ROCK"
Nazaki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is my Boomstick!"
jakobburns01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"its a trap"
andrew-wiggin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you're a wizard, Harry"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beneath this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bullet proof.
Ramelzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English motherfucker, do you speak it?!"
RarewareUsedToBeGood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're Heeere.
R_Buckle_T_Boone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name was Robert Paulsons
penedog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reality isn't 'Father Knows Best' anymore. It's a kick in the face on a Saturday night with a steel-toe grip Kodiak work boot, a trip to the hospital, bloodied and bashed, for reconstructive surgery.
Boobeepbop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm batman.
antwan666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mmmmmmmmm sweet and salty
damukobrakai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sweep the leg.
Twissy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Vatos Locos for life!"
SlicedShiro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."
atomic1fire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Flippin' Idiot"
TimothyDRiel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?
CokeHeadSally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a bold move Cotton
Silver_in_Goldstin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He chose...poorly.
bajuwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like a glove!
Staunch_Ninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippie ki yay, mother fucker!
OtherAcct4OthetStuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The one thing I love about high school girls... I keep gettin' older, they stay the same age."
Belobrajdic2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You take the blue pill..." "You take the red pill... "
invinible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nothing can stop the SMOOOOOZE."
BenAigan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam
gingerblz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm finished!!"
Foreknown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EEEEEVERYYYYOOOOOOONE!!!!
KainOF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1.21 Gigawatts!?!
DannyThomson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me, Smalls
BlackMarba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be baak!"
scazwag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That rug really tied the room together"
Itwillwashoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All clean baby all clean
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(In British accent) Protection from what? Ze germans?
Polenicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Till all are one"
fwd0120 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, Harry.
DreadingtheKnock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is dis dee lobby?"
elijiah4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
here's JOHNNY
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
AnAverageBear777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MAWWAGE!!
platinca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"EVERYOOOOONE"
calbus7312 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As if!"
fTwoEight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He eats breakfast 300 yards away from 4,000 Cubans who are trained to kill him."
BlackMarba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know kung fu"
inspirationgatherer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
Ohmilanta798 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ya like dags"
BlackMarba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MR, ANDERSON!
3rdCoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the Force be with you"
michjames1926 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me, Smalls.
johnbhoy89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This Is SPARTA!
BlackMarba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT YEAR IS IT!?
Tim-sensei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
p_weyland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
sraasch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Find your center. Be the ball.
DannyThomson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โWe got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!โ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Spider Pig"
Saw it one 5min ago.
TheSmokingLamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever Girl"
Or
"Where's the goat?"
gerryf19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Must go faster."*
*trick quote
FestHeady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Allllllllllrighty then!
Mayinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One ring to rule them all
chris5129 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What the fuck you all painted up for crack head. Halloween aint till manana"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I probably would have gone with "it can't rain all the time"
lespaulplayer66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does Marsellus Wallace look like a bitch to you?
idriveacar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bullshit, asshole! Nobody likes the tuna here!"
libolicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have what she's having.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"-Will sharpen you up for a bit of the 'ol, ultra violence."
Exd97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"spared no expense"
agelessnvegas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll shoot your eye out
MilkyMedication ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mr. Anderson..."
oldenbka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going you don't need roads.
daisy_cutter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put away that nickel plated sissy piston and get yourself a Glock"
Tekcor3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY WHAT AGAIN!
kriverbaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry"
TheJetCrusher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father."
pope_nefarious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"harley you shitbird you shot me!"
JRSkunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's JOHNNY!!"
SnarksNGrumpkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the Year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland - starving and outnumbered - charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets; they fought like Scotsmen, and won their freedom.
Citadel_Cowboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah.
alcestisisdead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
Bazilthestoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"this is Sparta!"
dusthawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over, man! Game over!
JRSkunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It puts the lotion in the basket."
Metrofball52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got s hard one for you guys. " the first rule of fight club is: you do not talk about fight club!"
Mattman4698 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
GodBlessUMrRosewater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I said across her nose, not up it!
mrsincognito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
****"Go ahead, make my day."
NotEnoughFloyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meet Me In Montauk
eggs_benedict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As if!
Harkonen_Cannon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I wish I knew how to quit you."
Minigolfarn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything"
BlubberFishez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"chimi-fucking-changas" I might be a bit late, oh well
Sfarshitorul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First rule of Fight Club: you DO NOT TALK about Fight Club!
Lowriderer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, where's my car?
bibowski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hand ME the keys... You fucking cock sucker"
TrentonJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He doesn't want us to cut through our chains..
Grellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where's my super-suit?!"
astr0net ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Anderson.ย
Expert__Witness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fra-jee-lay, must be Italian!"
a_Song_of_War ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Let off some steam, Bennett"
infinitesean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
get away from her, you bitch!
vanndza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your tearing me apart Lisa!
xcal31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
blablablaudia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll never let go, Jack"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
LickMyWalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!
TEG24601 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The line must be drawn here!
Ghune ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
You're the Doc, Doc.
John-Farson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The old man's still an artist with the Thompson."
muskratlover69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where we're going we don't need roads
NYClock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a Lead Farmer..."
thegreatgazoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate Illinois Nazis.
richyhx1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Ron burgundy?
BEERISGOODNPPLRCRAZY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...my precious..
DaKeef_Chief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
dorrdon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a mark six... And we've got it by the ass!
Intanjible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know."
Jacobellinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"fear is a choice"
gpark112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold onto your butts....
Creaturbing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You put a time machine.... In a DeLorean???
sittingbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Dude abides"
QU4TTR0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killin' me Smalls"
khanie1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not who I am underneath, it's what I do that defines me"
cmunerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Dude abides"
Bk4180 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turn to page 394...
calmacFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rose bud
idosillythings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Upham! Ammo, God damn it!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish."
LaughingGaster666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
EvilIncorporated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You don't need to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it."
exodist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No! I am your father! (or the more common, but incorrect version: "Luke, I am your father")
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The pen is blue, the God damn pen is bluuuuue!"
Ukiah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
Masklin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mr. Anderson..."
soberdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates."
BlademasterFlash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father
apoptosis2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Not like this."
JRSkunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?"
wizzkid13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When I wake up in the morning, I piss excellence"
SquishemNA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke......."
Pyroscoped ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MUUUUUURRRRRPPPPHHHHHHHHH
dontworryimcertified ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you went full retard. Never go full retard"
Victorbanner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright Mr Demille, I'm ready for my closeup
Oresan_Fells ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to da CHOPPA!!!"
TheRaginAsian135 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.
sraasch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've never had anybody give you the Aunt Jemima treatment
Inspireex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead baby.
Targinine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
the_c00ler_king ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The name's Bond. James Bond."
But which one eh?
FoolZerrand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why is there a watermelon there?"
akruhLOL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were goin' all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole f***in' program."
pewpewbrrrrrrt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can derralick my own balls.
petey_pants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just gotta keep livin man. L-I-V-I-N
mikeshouse2015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Houston, we have a problem
curry2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"OVER THE LINE!"
Redhead1069 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the king of the world!
TEG24601 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're momma was a Snowblower!
Northern_Chiliad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAHA, WHAT A STORY MARK. ~ Lord Tommy W
SafariV8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There can be only one"
declooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"
FlintShaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Troooollllll in the dungeon!
andregabriotti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REDRUM
Pumptime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Found anything yet?!
-nothing yet sir
-not a thing sir
-WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!"
BoonesFarmGrape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOW ME THE MONKEY
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Rainbow fuckin' Randolph!"
randiebarsteward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Today, is our...
QueenJillybean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
RIOTS_R_US ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He shot my hair! He shot my hair!"
shas_o_kais ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
Shape_of_Rhinoceros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud!
someguybob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
hulkamaniac25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat
JakeFromCE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
60% of the time, it works every time.
GemJack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Use the force Luke."
Artificial-Insanity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming"
FoolZerrand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One-word quote that should give away a whole TV series: "What?"
jobseekerman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't have to do this.
ohboyohboyohboy1985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll never let go jack"
Ricketycrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I must become Superman 4, the quest for peace"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fly, you fools
RogerWilcoLives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you like to know more?
RogerWilcoLives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come on you apes! Do you want to live forever?!?
blackchinesecowboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Asta la vista, baby"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'I'll come back later'
trialander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I ain't got time to bleed!"
No5feraptor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is there a sign on my yard that says dead nigger storage?"
AfroNinja6810 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope the train will take you, but you can't be sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?
billwithesciencefi69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do we fall Master Wayne?
KnightNZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It can't rain all the time.
Saucemeat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rule 1. Don't touch my fuckin' Percocet"
John-Farson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Marines ... we are leaving!"
MrPoverty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Its a trap!!"
brunompbruno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
Milky_Squirts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That John Denver's full of shit, man"
thejkhc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again.
lordberric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It goes up to 11"
TheReddOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Check out the big brains on Brad!"
John92494 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Batman!
enraged768 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fly, you fools
mitdawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that rug really tied the room together
MiAnClGr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asta la vista, baby!
mrpanicy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"1.21 gigawatts."
LobbyDizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Geeeet away from that phone!"
SKyletoft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Use the force, Luke!"
Rvsz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Constantinople
Madagascar
Aries_419 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
jchabotte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He's not the Messiah, he's a naughty boy!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hi doggie!
bbm72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You lemon stealing whore!"
lovesaints ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whole world's comin to an end, Mal."
BigRedBike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My precious!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, I've watched "C" Beams glitter near the Tenhauser Gate. All these moments, will be lost, like tears, in rain. Time, to die.
sraasch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you sir! May I have another?
PuddleOfRudd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MUUURPH!"
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Never go full retard"
Epse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet my thing is going to feel huge in this tiny hand
locotxwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not your puta!!"
mikebittems ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Marty, you've gotta come back with me!"
"Where?"
"Back! to the Future!"
scotchirish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
spew2014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"now I don't do drugs, just weed."
mrarthursimon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel the need. The need, for speed"
supabowlchamp44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eye of the tiger Rock!
bigtunacan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Willie Nelson: "You know how much condoms used to cost back in the day?"
dgoett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yeah, well, the dude abides.
Gunn-h1z1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YES They deserved to die and I hope they burn in HELL!"
ScroobScopes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HAL, open the pod bay doors"
pbontoast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turn to page 394.
lefebvre221 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
to infinity and beyond!
Jesperhino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Licenced to kill?
11_25_13_TheEdge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...so I got that going for me, which is nice."
Hey_Gus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now let's kill that fucking band."
JackDrifter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
schmitziken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's all I've got to say about that."
Dr_Emmet_Brown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GREAT SCOTT!
cinagy197311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat
h4wkeyepierce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the force Luke!
Trickey05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome, to jurassic park.
MarleyThomass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was posted last month
RonR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Johnny five alive!!!
soloborn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know it was you Fredo, you broke my heart.
TheSlothstranaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got red on you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead
kushmaster3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"An' thaaaaannnn..."
ItsJakeFrmStatefarm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a trap!"
azureasure1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies."
Pusarium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Gulps, huh? Welp, see you later.
Paradrakor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is the sound of inevitability
honestarse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"IT'S A DREAM WITHIN A DREAM"
Blackspiralnotebook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I carried a watermelon!
eagleye_z ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
loalz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Luke, I am your father
cashboxmoneybags ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're putting the band back together.
JuicyOnion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You put you'r balls on my drum set!"
Ginkel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh"
laughingcolors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You stole my cab
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Badgers, we don't need no stinking badgers!
collinsl02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
cantlearnham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Holy cow, I can't believe how Jurassic this park is!!"
Gromit43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
How the fuck did no one say this already?
somanytifus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.
No. I am your father.
Say hello to my little friend!
laughingcolors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schnikes
NaughtyTrouserSnake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killin' me Smalls!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner".
mapmatthew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those were the good days...the salad days.
sskvir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bye-bye boys, have fun storming the castle!
bbennett108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adrian!
langley10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the matter Colonel Saunders, chicken?
mrpanicy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"
festre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adrian!!
pimorules ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
LOLduke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are my density
procrastinating_hr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talking to me?! You Talking to me?! You talking to me?!"
CeeJayDK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But I poop from there.."
bbennett108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
LookAtMeImTheCaptain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump, people call me Forrest Gump
rockinpossum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They remember" with Britt accent.
Kinzuko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sense offense"
RafikimeansFriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Long live the King!" or "Remember who you are."
BearWaver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mama always said 'Life is like a box of chocolates.'"
PrinceHumperTinkTink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know kung fu."
muellermeierschulz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keep your loving brother happy."
dogbert730 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
Perspective_Reader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads, where we're going we don't need roads.
rahnstap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i have had it with these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane
maplemaniac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We got no food, we got no jobs... our pets' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
Domenium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll never let go
Just_A_Dank_Bro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Royale with cheese.
TheNakedCount ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ni"
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who the fuck said that?!"
LordPineap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"From my point of view the Jedi are evil!"
d285 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ADRIAAAAAAAN
Deezl-Vegas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fuckin' 'ate pykies
Dingleberrycherry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alllllllrighttttyyyyy then.....
TrainAss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cebolla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what'chu doin' with that sandwich ain't right, boy
BURT_MACKLIN_F_B_I ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not who I am underneath but what I do that defines me."
emaries_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY WHAT AGAIN
Domenium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say my name
diras2010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Well, I expected to see this but it haven't been posted so..
MGMTitan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like money
Emil_CS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"greetings dr falken" but this only one of the quotes that would remind me of this amazing film :)
Thats_how_you_know ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My prrrecioussss
I-use-reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane."
annijack1978 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die.
bpoogas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Orange mocha frappuccino!
nitro41992 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's necessary."
super_tortoise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know who you are. But I will find you, and I will kill you
Jkhahuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHEEEEER!"
insanemonkey88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English, Mother fucker do you speak it?
chefbeth17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smalls, Babe Ruth is the greatest baseball player that ever lived. People say he was less than a god but more than a man. You know, like Hercules or something. That ball you just aced to The Beast is worth, well, more than your whole life.โ
BucetaMonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you want to win the lottery, you have to make the money to buy a ticket."
RonR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life; Whose misadventured piteous overthrows Do with their death bury their parents' strife. The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love, And the continuance of their parents' rage, Which, but their children's end, nought could remove, Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage; The which if you with patient ears attend, What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
ShitFlingingApe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You built a time machine...out of a Dalorian
lucid-dream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm kind of a big deal.
Vulcid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Luke, I am your Father
T4blespoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
mikeplaysgmes27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got 2 quotes that give these two movies away.
-They drew first blood
-i got a bad feeling about this
Willols ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The clown has no penis!
HauntedHashbrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The word 'penis' has been said 677 times today! --powered by penis bot
currently banned from /r/brasil, /r/sex and /r/Parenting
bjornkeizers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Hunter. I've made a decision. I'm Captain of this boat. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!
OgreDTD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you"
iFuckingLoveBoston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So I got that going for me. Which is nice.
steven_brix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Ron Burgundy?
Xikky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I got her number, HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES"
Rmai0404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"First you gotta do the truffle shuffle"
five_year_plan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
TnFlightMedic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put! The candle! Back!
nerfherder56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And just like that....<poof> he's gone"
simmelianben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Spice must flow."
dungorthb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YEAH BABY"
Dan4080 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have a Hulk.
ofoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But you can't talk about this film
hypnotoad23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Marsroverr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel the need...
..the need for speed!"
erikarew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud.
PretentiousSobriquet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's his plan?"
"His plan?"
"Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan."
mineobile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fat guy in a little coat"
cncpoise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life's a garden, dig it."
RonR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That kid is on the escalator again
michoacando ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconthevible
Jiff2koo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Klaatu barada nikto
Zippie_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
AreYouAManOrAHouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're saying it wrong. Its levi-OH-sa, not levio-SAH."
GothicGroucho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the girl.
Illusions_Micheal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what again!!!"
TouchYourRustyKettle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bull shit asshole Noone likes the tuna here
PonderMeThis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brett: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, Vincent, right? But I didn't get yours... Jules: My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit. Brett: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and Mr. Wallace. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never... Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: What country are you from? Brett: What? What? Wh - ? Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? Brett: What? Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it? Brett: Yes! Yes! Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'! Brett: Yes! Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like! Brett: What? Jules: Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But momma said..."
sophus00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me?"
StupidMcStupidhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With great power comes great responsibility
jotapablesque ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
_Fenris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you're wondering, 'why the red suit'?
lightshoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let it go"
McFooglenuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."
Aaron670 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What we have here is a failure to communicate"
mrsincognito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool Hand Luke, Paul Newman
theSirenStillCalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ElderlyBoners ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Great moments are born, from great opportunity."
Alastoraero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish"
Coachkfan1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say "hello" to my little friend!
Mybabyhadamullet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
Xariez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RUN FORREST RUN!
trick420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No man can eat fifty eggs."
mrsincognito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Newman, Cool Hand Luke
slytherinby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard, Harry!
youreloser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This. Is. Sparta!
theSirenStillCalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ColorMeConfuzed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like you, very much, just as you are.
MontgomeryB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The first rule of Fight Club...."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father"
Sierra11755 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, my name's Forest Gump. What's yours?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch!"
street_pharmacist_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ever since I can remember Iv'e always wanted to be a gangster.
dindr23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILSON!
mrsincognito ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tom Hanks in Castaway
AWebDeveloper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make a GUI in Visual Basic.
Dcornelissen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm too old for this shit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"game over man, game over!"
kille6525 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Youre killing me smalls
simkatu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just a flesh wound.
dillicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Allllllrighty then
Dwight_D_Donovan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mr. Anderson"
Xcel1995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stay golden ponyboy"
Beemer2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YEAH BABY!
Dessel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung-fu.
Migizille ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got knocked the fuck out maaan! Gimmie my god damn money!
MontgomeryB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Name's Forrest Gump, people call me Forrest Gump
Lunarkakka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winter is cumming
SagemindAK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I will split up my father's empire."
QueefyMcNuggets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And we'll always be friends forever. Won't we?
Yeah, forever.
TheSmokingLamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All these quotes got me writing a list of
moviesclassics to re-watch!SiTheGreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you because I know everything you're going to do. STRANGE, ISN'T IT?"
flipwhowhat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maggots Michael, you're eating maggots.
annijack1978 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now.
kerb4lv2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
Rozakiin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How far do I need to scroll before I find
"This is SPARTA!"
bjbyrne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5 of my favorites
-When they attack the car, save the radio -Who's the u-boat commander? -Look, man, I ain't M fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe! -Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo. -So is there anything I can do for you, or more to the point, TO you, just let me know.
Nole_in_ATX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not a tumor!"
Iceman85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? Well guess fucking what. I don't really fucking care. You wanna know fucking why? Because I DON'T FUCKING LIVE IN THE FUCKING WORLD! I LIVE IN FUCKING NEW YORK CITY! SO GO FUCK YOURSELF!
blablabliam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOT THE BEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!
NuclearVII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy! And you don't look like much of a steer to me so I guess that narrrows it down!"
DJ_Black_Ted_Danson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Forget it kid, you're in Chinatown now."
skodtheatheist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The dude abides".
newkyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is Sparta!"
RonR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Red: [narrating] Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.
earthartfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I moved some plants across an invisible line
Wonderingwanderr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bring out ya deeeaaad!"
Arcaedion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killin me Smalls!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
corruptmind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
revrum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE KILLIN ME SMALLS!!!
know_limits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't give a damn.
LurkinYoHouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your killing me Smalls!"
redxroger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me, smalls!
The_Glorious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D'ya like Dags?
Jgchandler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Hansel. So hot right now.'
TheKingOEmeralds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father!
sept_de_neuf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a bingo!
ZenxRushx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mr. Anderson."
miffytippy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates
OriginalKraftDinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Come on you apes! You wanna live forever?"
revl8er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no way, no way that you could come from my loins.
phoov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father!"
harrisonfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You sure are fancy, Wilson."
nomad032 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" It's not your fault "
I_Prefer_Limes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. I am your father.
orium_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
IWork4Scraps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!!!"
ColorMeConfuzed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's so fetch.
Radicaljack8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English mother fucker! Do you speak it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Growing up, my closest friend and I used to do so many movie quotes that we started to run out of our favorite movies to do quotes for. At some point we started to repeat quotes for so many of our favorite movies that we could name the movie after only one or two words (sometimes facial expressions or body language played into the recital process which facilitated easy guessing).
Eventually we discovered we could shock people with what appeared to be either exceptional guessing abilities or something bordering on paranormal clairvoyance. We'd tell someone that we can name a movie in only one or two words. Given the chance to demonstrate amazing abilities a third party would whisper in my ear the name of the movie (we usually got lucky, same crowd of friends, usually the same movie tastes at the time) and it would go something like this...
Me (quoting movie): "Do... you..."
Friend (screaming): SUPERMAN!
This left people with their mouths hanging open in awe. Good fun. We even had a movie quote with zero words: It was for Raiders Of The Lost Ark, the scene where Nazi Major Toht is visiting Marion's tavern and threatens her with the fire poker "Your fire is dying...". I'd just do the same facial expression and heavy breathing and before a single word is uttered the movie was guessed ;)
Stiegnitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You apes wanna live forever!!!!!
mgkbull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's the goat?!??
egalroc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
_SinonDaSniper_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Its okay guys, he just wanted his machete."
BearPegasus16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life, um, finds a way"
Drigr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leeloo Dallas multipass
intantum95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me?"
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm..."
Cypress1688 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the sale of the fuckin century... matter of fact, fuck you, I fink I'll keep it.
iheartjakeryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
Caledoni_72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good, good, let the hate flow through you
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Walking the mile, walking the mile."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're Lebowski, I'm the dude mannnnnn."
MontgomeryB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"oh boy, Im just so tired of all these Star Wars"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go ahead, make my day"
skeeter1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You are only as healthy as you feel."
Haha, just kidding...it's:
"You talkin' to me?"
LiveLongBasher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because I know; the secret, of the bees. (punctuation added for effect)
Ehrre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Somebody poisoned the water hole!"
Sepiroth89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"say hello to my little friend!"
replyingnow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Want my two Dollars.
NerdBag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump.
2Skinny2Cry2Fat2Moan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Ass to Ass"
MycoBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!
sarcastic-barista ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
yoshmagosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Peter, whats happening? Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk... oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up
GongoozleGirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
me so horny me love you long time
thismoustacheisonlyt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2 live crew
DomDevil81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT"
GlutenPitt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say my name"
Sorry, TV-serie
lifeishardokay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we have here ... is a failure ... to communicate.
rothman78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again!!!!
yippee ki yay mother f cker
Luke, I am your father
eg135 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Charlie don't surf
lonnythesnackman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No don't do that! Stop!"
Classic. You either love it or you love it.
404Notfound- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'for the greater good:
TehDragonGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But this ship can't sink!"
corvette1710 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm walkin' here!"
BearsCantFly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Some men just want to watch the world burn.."
Gorillafist12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's Johnny!"
DestroyerTerraria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the Force be with you.
SatchBoogie1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel the need... THE NEED FOR SPEED!"
zacuret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel the need, the need for speed"
peachoftree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"never tell me the odds!"
Takeabyte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm going to need you to put them way up inside your butthole Morty."
Dick_Dickerson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have to return some DVD's"
mramirez23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!!!
irishemperor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know exactly what you mean. Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Womens shoes!"
Immune2Kryptonite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh hidy ho officer! We've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house when kids started killing themselves all over my property."
Z0MB1EQU33N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All this nothing has meant more to me than so many somethings"
chaoticgeetarz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Holy Schnikes!"
mdlcm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"khaaaaaan!!"
wasabiomg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied."
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. Itโs the only way to be sure."
"Come with me if you want to live."
formerfatboys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alrighty then.
megajack321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you"
DRC_Xtreme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
ScramblesTheBadger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shoot her! Shoot her!"
DemReggie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Witness Me!
nofate301 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Assumption is the mother of all fuckups
iemgus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We don't have a cow, we have a bull.
wildbluyawnder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's so fluffy!
I_A_H_G_S ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"not quite my tempo..."
mapryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine."
ElfenSky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only ones who should kill are those, who are prepared to be killed!
bumsdeclaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
qvoted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Sauc3_Boss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father!
Bigwhistle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
You have to ask yourself, do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's what plants crave.
FUCK_KORY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cocks also fuck assholes
ghostCatalyst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is MY swamp
SweetExplosion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My asshole brother bought her back in September '57. That's when you got your new model year, in September. Brand-new, she was. She had the smell of a brand-new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world, 'cept maybe for pussy.
thismoustacheisonlyt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dont know this one
pumperjam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Thesexedteacher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast." "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
brendanepic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig, that'll do.
g_skinns1985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going to need a bigger boat
g_skinns1985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going to need a bigger boat
MetroidsGun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GARBAGE DAY!?
jadeandruby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How you like them apples?"
The_JSQuareD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
While I know most of these quotes, I have seen pretty much none of the movies they're from..
zOmBy23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY WHAT AGAIN!
mrdenis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you talking to me.....?
DanLouie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The path of the righteous man...
DystopianPlague ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now go home and get your fucking shinebox
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"coming straight outta Compton"
-redditedited- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father".
the305mau5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? where we're going, we don't need 'roads'."
harrisonfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. "
KieferSutherland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"fat guy in a little coat"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Use the force Luke.."
fredkilbourn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
fredkilbourn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(and I know this is a misquote)
DJ_Jungle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at hello.
KCTigerGrad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You are a mean girl. You're a bitch!"
weethard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RUNNN FOREST RUNNNN
sykotyctendencies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GO GET MY GOD DAMN PHONEBOOK!!!! GET THE BOOK! GET THE BOOK!
Pollito23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILSON!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me?"
Eldrazi_Lover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They can take our lives, but they can never take our freedom!
cloudcukooland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I, Am your father.
sudden_bush_magic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B E A utiful
Cheechers23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry"
weweqe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I'm not even supposed to be here today! "
nemapasara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard, Harry
p3t3or ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smokin'!
GomuGomuNoKush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?"
GeorgieGrandsGarcons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monty you terrible CUNT!!
didster9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like huey lewis and the news?
pby1000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was born a poor black child."
skies12612 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Long live the king"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With great power comes great responsibility.
derpyderpderpp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father.
klaettermus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
Eat_The_Muffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard harry
dondon13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like apples? Do you like apples? Yeah? Well I got her number. How do you like dem apples?
Lurcher99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris, you're my hero...
30 yrs ago this week....
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"P-A-R-T-Why? Because I gotta!"
bumsdeclaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't move! He can't see us if we don't move!
Gumbomombo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
MaXiMuS501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the room together...
TCOHdrummer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard, Harry."
ethanlayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Samsonite! I was way off..
jacob_ewing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Willow!!! You idiot!"
demerch2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So we're some kind of... Suicide Squad?
1Diogenes1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry."
rushhour1010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin to me?
llwookzll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop looking at me swan!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
Xeneize69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bonasera, Bonasera, what have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, this scum who ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by some chance an honest man like yourself made enemies they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you.
BlueGreenRails ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't handle the truth
dma1965 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you
KnightNZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This. Is my BOOMSTICK.
OnlyRacistOnReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You had me at hello"
chrisora13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got knocked the fuck out, man!
YoungLeland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Thatโs what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.โ
nunner92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You'll shoot your eye out kid!"
"LOOK AT ALL THE ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES!"
(hope I'm not too late or reposting)
Thonatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!
Ginkgostinko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put that coffee down!"
doesnthavearedditacc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a cop, you idiot.
Shitpost because literally everyone of his films can be quote identified.
Foolish_Prophet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"what we do in life echoes in eternity"
annamaggie92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes my rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right, I hate it when you lie,
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around and the fact that you didn't call
but mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
Muffinstastegreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Orange mocha frappacino
snipekill1997 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You stay, I go....No following"
kgraham227 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"These terrorists represent a clear and present danger!"
silkforcalde32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker.
CyberianSun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gunkata.
TheUpvoteLighter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILLLLLLLLLLLLLSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, IM SORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
wolfblitzers10head ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scared Potter?
flynnsanity3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know what the business community thinks of you? They think that a hundred years ago you were living in tents out here in the desert chopping each other's heads off and that's where you'll be in another hundred years, so, yes, on behalf of my firm I accept your money."
verified_brother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the "left side!!" "strong side!!" back and forth between Julius and Bertier
Admobeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"
ShadowfatherUSMC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He must have thought it was white boy day."
Koboldsftw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ride or die.
dobbyisafreeelk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A duck!"
OrenjiJuusu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bad guy falls in poop...classic element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?"
Cadenza433 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Voilร ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valourous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V
natergonnanate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WIIIIILSOOOOON!!!!
V0lcanicViper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead people
roengill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here.
HashMaster9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SEE YOU AT DA PAH-TEE, RICHTER!
SPIFF7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
LSC99bolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
dokkanosaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!!!
suckmytoesbitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
spencrcraw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Maybe yes, maybe no. Maybe fuck yourself."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit. Saigon.
twinklenuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not locked in here with you. YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!"
infinitewowbagger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multipass
ReallyNiceCrawfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's Levi-OH-sa, not Levi-oh-Sa."
thelivinghomer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember, remember the 5th of November."
Lutheritrux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look up there! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No its --------!
fender315 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Farva! What's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?"
"You mean Shenanigans?"
CougarKiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges"
BallisntLife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman"
meruxiao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thats right iceman Im dangerous
ashabousha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Show me the money"
Anthrax89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run forest! Run!
Bergendey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Half quote
"You come to me on the day...."
How many ppl are gonna get this lol
PhillipTandyMiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So you're telling me there's a chance?"
DarkFlounder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He slimed me."
ohmygodnotagain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yea baby, yea!!!" "These are not the drones you are looking for/Luke, I'm your father", "show me the money!", "D'oh", "Wazuuuup?", " May the schwartz be with you", "Freedom!!!" "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.", "Hail to the king, baby.", "Asta La Vista, baby.", "it's good to be the king."
NickTDesigns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you wanna build a snowman?"
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dylan, you son of a bitch"
Luminous_Fantasy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sick and tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane.
Guardian_Soul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you see the sign outside of my house that says "DEAD NIGGER STORAGE"?
MoveTheMetal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
37?!
AtLeastJake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A. BITCH?!"
aikisean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your piss hitting the urinal sounds feminine to me!
NachoTacoYo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"i'm sick and tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!"
bannedleader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Uh-uh, I don't tip."
BaddNeighbor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
Ricemilk649 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gentlemen, from this day forward you will all refer to me by the name Betty.....mmmmnnheeaaa!"
mad_queen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is a story about a boy meets a girl, but this is not a love story
ti ti ti ti tin (8)
Buy_The-Ticket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning, Smells like victory
RoyalK2015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby!
OneEyeball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's what I love about these high school girls, I get older.. and they stay the same age.. yes they do.."
godzirrasti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Autobots, Roll out."
Chusma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY ELLOO, TO MY LIL FREN!!!!!
sarcastic-barista ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep sniff ahhhh, i love the smell of Pumba in the morning.
CptXanadu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!!
MaverickAK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry...
Sparred4Life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father!
TheHUD18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
thyartmetal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, please tell me Elizabeth. How does one suck a fuck?"
from_the_bayou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone
ribbitman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have fun storming the castle!
snidece ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"DO I LOOK,,,LIKE A BITCH?"
BirkTheBrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stay golden, ponyboy
Jayelzibub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All these moments will be lost in time, like tears...in the rain
Yurei2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!
senanabs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist.
Desmond-Hume ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See you in another life brother!
lappy482 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Winchester?"
leftaslide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now that's a titty."
genghis_leprechaun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father.
philcreamcheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what ONE more god-damned time!"
Spesss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman."
other_worlds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coffee's for closers, only.
davidrones16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH A THING!"
derindel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1.21 jigawatts. Edit: yea, I know.
xhantus404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manners maketh men.
Tripps5415 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No its a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!!
TheKoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fetch.
GeneralSilent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am tired of these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane!"
grenalden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park..."
Am I doing it right, guys?
x_xThatGuyx_x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got red on you.
jjthejet63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright. Alright. Alright.
ribbitman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's do the Time Warp again!
the_nebster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am Groot"
TurnipAlchemy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the need, the need for speed!
HarveySpectr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
mirziemlichegal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?
outofalign ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There so much room for activities!
Shop-S-Mart89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I WANT MY 2 DOLLARS!
jutct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but I poop from there!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
topynic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!
Evman88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
OsamaBinnDabbin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
Gilphie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the chopper
rooowdy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"fuck it dude, lets go bowling"
lanernewlin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PREEECCCIOOUUUSSSS
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump"
Couldbehuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, have some
homurtu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby!
coachzman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anybody want a peanut?
rusty2fan86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya like daigs?
Daigs? Yeah, I like dogs. I like caravans more.
lurgi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Iconic lines from well known movies.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what again!"
bring_my_shuttle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Batma----FUCK!
ndnbolla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you understand the word's that are coming out of my mouth.
goodkarma999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want my 2 dollars"
Hufff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have HAD IT with these MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES on this MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"
i_poop_mcdonalds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1.21 gigawatts?!
Zeth84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday"
Phrost_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For the Horde!" This works for now. No promises in 5 years
Buy_The-Ticket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what are you doing dave?
marknhopgood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know what you're thinking..
mooneb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
Rusted-Axe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know Kung-Fu
trick420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ya see that? That's shit. And this... Shinola."
picxal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sicarius_infero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll never let go jack... let's go cause these hoes ain't loyal
theunknown21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
Paraphrasing because more people quote it inaccurately.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The truth is....I am Iron Man.
davilller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who are you going to call...?"
akhims ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go to the winchester, have a pint and wait for this all to blow over"
Yungslime27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You got red on you"
Hidehoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the Stay Puffed marshmallow man!
Titanismygsd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your number still 9-1-1? AAALLRIGHTY THEN!
Xeneize69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
toocontent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you lookin at me?
SnackeyG1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude I almost had you!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AGENT ROMANOFF... you miss me?
Hockeyguy33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big gulps huh? Welp, see ya later!
mango_boom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do I have to be Mr Pink?
winwin101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna mattata
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You we're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
MinecraftIsMyLove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
According to all known laws of aviation...
solarstance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're stewed, buttwad"
doofaroo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Eddie Shore, Toe Blake. Old Time Hockey!"
TheBirdmanOfMexico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why so serious"
BickleTickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"
Turbomatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Grooovey Baaaabbbyyy" ๐
andreaspreg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a tumor!
giblim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you expect me to talk?
toocontent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We can't stop here!! This is bat country!"
cilution ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No I didn't say Abe Lincoln, I said 'Hey Blinkin'. Hold the reigns, man."
But seriously, every damn line in that movie gives it away. Comment one.
guess_twat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"
m1k3tv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish
Qyv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Red 3 standing by"
DariusMDeV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippie Kai Eh Mr. Falcon
GHitchHiker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ice to meet you."
Human_Robot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gopher Everett?"
Vercalos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud.
foodude84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's the key grip?
mateotothemax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hold onto your butts..."
thomasandgerald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So long and thanks for all the fish
APerkyNipple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me smalls
alexdoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English mother fucker do you speak it?
1fatfrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Xeneize69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the walrus.
TiborV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe, maybe not, maybe go fuck yourself
The_Radders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the Choppa!!!
mrperez82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Freedom!!!!!"
poindexterv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Cinda-fuckin-rella"
rubiscoisrad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A few off the top of my head:
"It's just a jump to the left!"
"Be excellent to each other."
"Beautiful naked big-tittied women just don't fall out of the sky, you know!"
Unitigasus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you dig it?
Xeneize69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, well. The Dude abides.
Firebat12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rich Corinthian Leather!"
agoraph0bicninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder who the real cannibals are?
waiterer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The horror
Because_Bot_Fed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"BULLSHIT I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE"
AboutDameTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hell yeah! Rolling Stones! Street Fighting Man! G sevvvvvoooooonn!"
alfalfa_or_spanky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Richard, who's your favorite little Rascal?"
mourninglory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish"
Lazyprefit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig.
winfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you watching closely?
rim125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Littering and.... smoking the reefer.
CaptainYentl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hail Hydra."
jojocockroach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One ring to rule them all"
Xeneize69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mark it zero!
dirtydan442 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me? I don't see anyone else here
QuincyOwusuAbeyie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
baconwaffle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Or
Inconceivable!
grimspastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let the games begin.
rachiechu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeere's Johnny!
dmoneybitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will find you and I will kill you
Sleepy_011 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest thing you will ever learn, is just to love, and to be loved in return"... It goes something like that. Moulin Rouge. One of my all time favourite movies. Love Nicole Kidman!!
ribbitman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the Force be with you. and also with you...
zzgoogleplexzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Useless, flamin' car! Wormwood! Sell me a lemon? You're heading for the chokey, young lady!"
One of my favourite childhood movies. Wore out the VHS.
SlcCorrado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Steellllllaaaaaaa!
taintitgrand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โIโd buy that for a dollar!"
JFens96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Some people hate the English - I don't - they're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers!"
MountainDewde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
So you got caught with a flat? Well, how bout that...
tacobellcosby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"People know me. I have many leather-bound books."
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oooh Stiffler's moooooom!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop trying to make fetch happen!
Heymanwtvr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You take the red pill...
imeeme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
thewhiteasian38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1955!
firebat45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop trying to hit me and hit me!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a fire fight!!!!!!
tomatopickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With great power comes great responsibility.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure is not an option
The_Dude18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The was a FIRE FIGHT!"
LGAMER3412 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you talking to me
heron27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I. Drink. Your. Milkshake. sluuurrrpp
Xeneize69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?
Ulton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You turned her against me!"
themannamedme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter Tied to this fucking couch
edit: formatting.
B0D33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SWEEEET LOUUUUU!
wmurray003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sabrina, don't just stare at it, EAT IT!"
MidLaneMain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Name's Bond. James Bond.
IsidoreC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
TRUMPeroni_pizza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a big guy.
Dapoopers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is only one lord of the ring, and he does not share power.
alexdoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why am I Mr pink?
ribbitman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gooses! Geeses! I want a goose that lays gold eggs for Easter!
gjohnson86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's Johnny!"
Edward_Dylon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Excuse me sir, do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well then you better let the poor guy out! HA HA HA!"
dyingstar24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"say what again, motherfucker!!"
dmgb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They think he's a righteous dude.
imeeme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like apples? How do you like - THEM - apples?
Zentopian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true. What they don't tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up."
HipHopSince88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude... where's my car?"
guess_twat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Vote for me and all your wildest dreams will come true"
Xeneize69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!
EnjoyableTeddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeeeeeeeeres JOHNNY!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We need to go deeper."
jmad34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman."
Elpasdo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
ppsnake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.
bumchuckit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're the Guardians of the Galaxy, bitch."
misty_morning_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Play it again, Sam.
What the hell's a gigawatt?!
Who ya gonna call?
Jive_Bob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wolfmans got nards
fistmyliver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
KamitheAvatar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever girl."
rich360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
SquatManX3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/Chewbacca noise/
dr_photo8914 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life finds a way
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STOP EATING MAH SESAME CAKE!
Leotobileski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We all float down here"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I have left reddit for a reddit alternative due to years of admin mismanagement and preferential treatment for certain subreddits and users holding certain political and ideological views.
The situation has gotten especially worse since the appointment of Ellen Pao as CEO, culminating in the seemingly unjustified firings of several valuable employees and bans on hundreds of vibrant communities on completely trumped-up charges.
The resignation of Ellen Pao and the appointment of Steve Huffman as CEO, despite initial hopes, has continued the same trend.
As an act of protest, I have chosen to redact all the comments I've ever made on reddit, overwriting them with this message.
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After doing all of the above, you are welcome to join me on a reddit alternative! RIP AARON SWARTZ
Ansakicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This list...is an absolute good. The list is life."
tangy_chocolate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Follow the money.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You were all born to be hockey players, and this moment is yours. Now go out and take it."
freelittyta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"chanelta needs a salesgirl downstairs. now! fingersnap"
ictreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we've got here, is a failure to communicate.
SteFau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unless I missed it, I'll go with:
"No, I am your father."
DontWannaMissAFling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry!
karafili ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy!
korruptedone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alright alright alright"
LordGalen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's a fuck-ass?"
SmileyB-Doctor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where's Nemo?"
Tynes1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista, baby"
ofjuneandjuly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Momma always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get."
PeanutButter707 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where... is my automobile?
guess_twat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob."
adiolab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry."
Juliyet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who is John Galt?
UnderwaterDialect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Res Luk Rauf."
chezmarce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's Johnny!"
Jakeinthebox69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run forest runnn!
BartyB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mama.. mama..mmamm says girls are de devil
poontato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tha'll do donkey, tha'll do
nightcrawleronreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the World he didn't exist".
thing24life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Something's up with Jack."
surfingNerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
squiggleslash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Triplets? My. How time flies..."
noisyturtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome aboard the Titanic."
Kleviso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
xShowOut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know."
Slothkitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Show me the money"
"I'm king of the world"
Ivan_Joiderpus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"DONNIE YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!"
CaptainKirklv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
iamzombus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take off you hoser!
bobleecooper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
RainbowDudee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't know no fuckin Kianna!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET TO DA CHOPPA
mrsuns10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Son of a bitch he stole my line
Sexygeeky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You had me at hello."
Timey16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, <insert name>, I am your Father".
ColourfulCynic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl.
imeeme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
zeft64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eat the cake!
cavegoatlove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adrian!
Mrbrewski99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I make you horny baby?!?!
TheOzZzO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
merry Christmas you filthy animal...
hamzall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mama always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get".
wowzathatscool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MUUUUUUUURRRPPHHHHHHHHH :'(
btoxic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Littering annnd...."
gh0s7n3t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.
EmperorDREW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Boo
psdaily ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny how?
Alpinestarhero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dead or alive, you are coming with me!"
TaedW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud..."
tunnelsoffire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't know where I've been Lou, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN.
Yspadaden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, Tyrone. You silly fat bastard.
TheL0cust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GUL' DAAAAN!! you have no honor... Gave me the chills
Hishamaro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elementry my dear Watson
troubledtrav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As far back as i can remember, i always wanted to be a gangster"
HFh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"what is best in life?" "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"
imeeme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talking to me?
Esleeezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Funny' how?
little_he_know ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You fucking people!
TinySassQueen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tale as old as time
floating_space_cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back!
wittyretort_2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you bitch
churro777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We just had a near-life experience!
fire_wire_fire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS. IS. SPARTA!
HashMaster9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put. The Coffee. Down.
Coffee is for closers ONLY."
Combatthewombat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The only way I can solve this problem is Superman 4: the Quest for Peace."
SeaTwertle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turn to page 394.
boobs_and_dunhill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I donโt want Fop goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
Tw1nkleT0es ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The god damn pen is blue!"
xaioa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shaken, not stirred"
salmonshoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is a tasty burger
c4zan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That rug really tied the room together."
listentothenurse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do yeh like daegs?
tFalk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat!
Itotallyreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For which company do you work? - For a major one.
tolsen64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Scuse me while I whip this out.
mcmuffin98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HERE'S JOHNNY
JesusTheFigureSkater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you aint first, you're last
MWatters9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Were gonna need a bigger boat".
dikmason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
one word - dude
Daniel_Rant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
DefaultKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THIS IS SPARTA"
Upinsmok75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your Huckleberry" Or "I have two guns.... one for each of ya"
TheDrunkLink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ni.
secretcatloverman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Help me Obi-Wan Kanobi you're my only hope.
gr33nvdub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco"
shockg88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
RM2150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your Huckleberry.
iamnotchad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!
eatingmeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough and irritating"
mattibdtx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not like this..
persianjude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Trolls in the dungeon!"
melancholalia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yer a wizard, Harry."
anon_zero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wake up neo
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon."
HornyTurkeyBaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You shall not pass!!!
Thisisanacidtrip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane"
ttnorac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a great magician. Your clothes are red.
Fizzle1982 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
RM2150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slider? (sniff)... You stink.
rlcute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We can't stay here, this is bat-country!
msheaven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phenakist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm stuck! Curse these bodacious hips of mine! Randall, run back to my place and get the butter! "
nicotop4501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get away from her you BITCH"
SeriousBlak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your Father!"
frodeem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm the Dude, so thatโs what you call me. That or, uh His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino, if youโre not into the whole brevity thing.
oOTheSavageOo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME MOTHAFUCKA I DARE YOU"
Sockscake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Rewardingdeath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ejo le chingatha is that a joint man!?
thecollecttor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster
Nitin2015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aloha, Mr. Hand
AssBurgersInParadise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Einhorn is Finkle, Finkle is einhorn.
blank_zilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
GoblinSmasher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all in the reflexes.
lsp2005 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Hey you guys!!!!
zzzuluz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming!"
lemongrenade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodge this.
Seth1151 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the force
Chickenzrck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse
usually_just_lurking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig.
HellCat70 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Okay, I'm with you fellers"
rockrage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, I am serious and don't call me surely.
Merfiee03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is sparta
jgnapoli860 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the devil played was convincing the world he didn't exist..
Mcrailcake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do what say I say Randy, fuck me the in ass Randy!
mfig31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know
PeeweeOPS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
Slappy_G ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung fu.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BREAK YOSELF, FOOL!
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Me 'scusi"
Apollyon777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about you sideburns? Want some milk?
Morgaith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
spoon86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's no moon..."
wakaleon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm fed up with this wuoirld."
thealternateopinion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe this is as good as it gets
skahittlez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Kick my ass? KICK MY ASS?! OHHHH!"
SaladAndEggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her GOT. IT. ON! Woooooo Weee!
Demonix_Fox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"it's called a hustle sweetheart"
NOTwhatshesays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity and beyond"
king-jimla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
ilovebeermoney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
bunyacloven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I lied.
Upinsmok75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"True love never dies"
kerpowie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You built a time machine... Out of a Delorean?!
mdsimisn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns."
flubby27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His name was Robert Paulson"
lfv89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"... I'd always think of Jenny"
StealerofSuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND MY AXE!
JupiterColdwater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take the red pill.
dannysonn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it."
patdaddy6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon."
bigfoot41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
Tysav92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want the truth! You can't handle the truth!!!
undercoverfruitcake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First rule of fight club..
stefoo2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"AND IN THE MORNING, I'M MAKING WAFFLES!"
Mc_ThuMp_NasTy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name's Rod and I like to party."
mangofrooti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You look like a keynote speaker at a butt fucking convention.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"quack, quack, quack"
LeAngryBadger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke... I am your father!
That_one_cunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
R u dizzy blud coming here like you're bad?
Bendy135 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Man, I'm getting real tired of all of these star wars..."
ThatTallWhiteDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If it's your first night you have to fight"
skip_hunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really guys?
Use the force Luke!
MsDinomite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mother had a beautiful name
Mynameussheamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It'd be a lot cooler if you did
MishNchipz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll buy that for a dollar
ilike806 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hail to the king, baby.
hamburgs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
moeburn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"EV-ERY-ONE!!!"
hyperiongate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lions and tigers and bears...
kedavo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O Captain, my captain!
I'm The Dude, man.
I'll have what she's having.
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
On my signal unleash Hell!
That'll do, Pig.
I understand you're a man that knows how to get things.
Teqie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No... I am your father...
DiversityThePsycho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father."
BoldAsBoognish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring out the Holy Handgrenade
banak99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"no more yankie my wankie, the donger need food!"
pentaquine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say it again! I dare you! I double dare you!
semiomni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... any more than there is for you. ... I'm a monster. What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done.
ictreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Franks and beans!
Fire_Calamari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"finger poppin each others assholes"
CollegeZach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Jurassic Park!
RM2150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't threaten me, Al!... You're out of shape. I'll kick your ass."
TheWhiteintheYellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you"
USMarty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your a wizard Harry!"
yomandenver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around one in awhile, you could miss it."
kbxads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
why so serious son?
TheFandomverse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Lo, there do I see my father"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to need those TPS reports.
tertius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
McFly!
apoplexis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First rule of the Fight Club: No one talks about the Fight Club.
Vaxeri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back."
Master-Thief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHAT'S IN THE BOX?"
Raffaell0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, I got that going for me .... which is nice
Unfortunate_Sex_Fart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"
JonZ1618 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dunno if it's cheating, but "I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane."
Pdxduckman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who wants a mustache ride?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj21NTCHaAY
Nfaber06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yarp?
dopeboicc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did we just become best friends?" "Yup!"
identityxcrysis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Usaneazed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I like them French fried potaters."
kbxads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i'm your father
Zarantyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll Be back"
shellbackcv60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
manganese
xplosm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's game over man! Game over...
OldEars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a really, really great thread (no, that's not a movie quote). What memories of great movies it brings back! Thanks, iaskquestionstoo.
Itotallyreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
etzefeck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Groot!
pcheeking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your Father"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back."
SkyZero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Game over, man! GAME OVER!"
XJCM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up Donnie
kbxads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
whoa
kbxads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
matrix, neo, keanu, geddit?
degenk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We'll always have Paris.
Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll do whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh"
randomname72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILLLLSONNNN
O_Prim3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
DingJones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What if this is as good as it gets?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but... but you said the name of the movie in the quote
Doorwhorefromabove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what one more time motherfucker.
wont_remember_login ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooahhh
Sublimebro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright alright alright
khoifish1297 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny
munkeylabs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rumours of my assimilation have been greatly exaggerated...
laughingkitten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I call him Toungie"
wackoT69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Madness? THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!"
branflakes182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pull the lever, Kronk! WRONG LEVER
zehero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Autobots, Roll out"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dont know who you are but..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
NiceyChappe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haa, Daniel-san!
davidnagel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your mother was a snowblower!
corinalauren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're not first, you're last!
GlacierPunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it secret? Is it safe?
year_oftherabbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I ain't got time to bleed."
dunegate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The spice must flow
mase_in_mass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room...it's for fun.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And may the odds be ever in your favor.
Sovietdaniel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We have to go back to the future "
MikeyJ222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.
mrthescientist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vi vervm vniversvm vivvs vicci
"By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe"
westcoastwitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"
Specialed83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did we just become best friends?!"
"Yep!"
corinalauren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Exhumed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My father was a drinker...
fuzzymidget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon
Weakforpvm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two similar quotes. Two different movies.
zfalconer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togevar todau
donttrusttheb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolade, you never know what you ganna get"
ColonelSarin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was raised a poor black child" or "HE HATES THESE CANS"
Watchmysteez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Somewhere over the rainbow
Kukkisismyfuel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Joey, Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
Erica26g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark...and we're wearing sunglasses.
evidex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
RM2150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're going to need a bigger boat.
illusive000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mark it ZERO!!"
kbxads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For Spartaaaaaaaaaaaa
tato-dash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
trappedinatimemachin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"surely you can't be serious!" "I am sirius- and don't call me shirley!"
mackduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Skaleks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All the dude wanted was his rug.
nanoakron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aziz! Light!"
KI2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
proudestmonkeyever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
enough about the poor and unfortunate Mr. Floyd, let's talk about the rich and prosperous Mr. Butch.
Caedei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
Markinlv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks"
ThePikafan01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Use the force"
jondthompson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heere's Johnny!
node108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon"
johntentaquake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're not in Kansas anymore."
floyd41376 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm late to the party but I can't believe "you talking to me" isn't near the top. Also, "what we have here is failure to communicate". Maybe it's because I'm old
Stinky-pickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love lamp.
Maetheforcebewithyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One time, in band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
wanderx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's Johnny!"
CurraheeAniKawi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He was the one you sent to kill the fucking bogeyman."
kr4v3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going to need a bigger boat.
santiagoflores ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm getting medieval on your ass"
dallen13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Consider me Miles Davis!
dkaarvand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember remember, the fifth of november..."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the need, The need for speed.
Joshvogel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This town needs an enema"
LinkLovesTacos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Theodophalous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve?"
forbucci ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No thanks Turkish, I'm sweet enough
Margov23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I gotsta know"
subhuman1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I kinda lost track myself...
Margov23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xjr2hnOHiM
this entire scene is unbelievable
Never_Underwhelmed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"In the industry we call them cigarette burns"
_TwatSwatter_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have what she's having.
pkay50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!
Gl0riousGr0uch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its not your fault
fatherfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think we need a bigger boat.
bearjew293 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The 'D' is silent, hillbilly.
Carnelian96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They mostly come out at night. Mostly"
1337b337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
jmtznr0th ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bodie, this is your fuckin' wake up call man! I am an F-B-I agent!"
erethangbagel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaaalrighty thennnn.
jrock1016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Huney, I shrunk the kids!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God Damnit, Donny! Shut the Fuck Up!
Shlumpeet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"it's not your fault"
Rvelaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard, Harry."
mrkirby716 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhhhhhhhhhh Kelly Clarkson!!!!!
xxAkirhaxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Marty, you've got to come back with me!" "Back where?" "Back to the future!" "No! It can't be; I just sent you back to the future!"
Back to the Future 2. Technically the name wasn't dropped, the name of the first movie was dropped. Don't down vote me to hard plz.
LateToReddit82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For tonight, we dine...in hell!"
mase_in_mass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alllllllrighty then!!!
ballamanjr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You almost had me? You never had me.. You never had your car.
Menolydc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im batman
GlorifiedBurito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I can fix that"
-eudaimonia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
DUNDAUGHTA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We need a bigger boat"
sinning4santa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ezekiel 25:17
annabellebowers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Me and Jenny were like peas and carrots again"
fairietale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4 8 15 16 23 42
IdidntChooseThis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vote for Pedro.
Ocean2731 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
lalkab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You have meddled with the primal forces of nature! And you will atone..."
antant54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked up in here with ME."
itreeksofsin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those lambs stop screaming, won't you?"
pez78guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
Getbitchezmakemoneyz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know what they call a cheeseburger in France? A Royale with cheese"
Sohcahtoa82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden."
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you build it, they will come"
bamabelle1899 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/Mandelaeffect
hydrottie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend.
Don't look at me poppet.
15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand. And if that money doesn't show. Then you owe me owe me owe. JUNGLE LOVE! !!
There's no place like home.
To Infiniti and beyond
Shake and bake!
Imustgo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll make him an offer he won't refuse."
sebwiers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello, my name is Inego Montoya, you killed my father; prepare to die."
AlabamaSniper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bueller?"
OhGeeKushman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"
musubk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am ur broter"
tybreak26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's a trap
BH18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On Wednesdays we wear pink ๐๐๐๐
hologramkitten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I lost my son
cassediller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alllright alright alriiight"
Friendlyvoices ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Anderson, welcome back. We've missed you. Like what I've done with the place? "
SvenNeve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
tmt7v7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
issue9mm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sweet!" What about mine?
"Dude!" What does mine say?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
AphelionFive ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:27:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You must be the buttman, goffam shitty needs yew.. Enter the butt cave! You're only shposhed to blow the bloody doors owff!
pez78guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
maternalmitochondria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where the white women at?!"
fruitsj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
smoooookin!
Walter_Bacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!
EssehJupeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All y'all look alike!!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boring conversation anyways...
Jacob_Mango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My heart will go on and on!!!
Elgosaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
ShawarmaOrigins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Badaboom.
tayor618 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPHHH
ilovebeermoney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KHAAAAAAN!
millershappy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father".
nowyoureendangered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
guitboardmaestro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
SmegmaSmoothie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?
TotalSmuubag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MISTER ANDERSON!"
pez78guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at hello.
techn069 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the odds be ever in your favor!"
DaltonVanDam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, alright, alright
Blade2018 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Never tell me the odds"
PhtevenHawking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you see what happens Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY!? WHEN YOU FUCK. A STRANGER. IN THE ASS LARRY! DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS!?
FornRaug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
laur_ann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink"
KnowledgeMC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!!"
flamebrain63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl...
Steelbath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Spice must flow.
Bendikoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mein Fรผhrer... I can walk!"
KixStar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
Manectric55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you
ErisGrey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodgson!
We got Dodgson here!
See? Nobody cares.
UnashamedAccompanist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'No, I am your father.'
Or, less correctly, 'Luke, I am your father.'
Zonpakuto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mr. Anderson"
BKMajda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not your fault.
vietnamesecoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always.
jampayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money
vickster339 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It puts the lotion in the basket...
thatryry0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
a_smith51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Kyle's mom is the biggest bitch, biggest bitch in the whole wide world!"
KingOfSwing1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me Smalls!
reddit-yes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Freeeeeeeeddddoommmmmm"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody puts baby in a corner
Hloupa_Husa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The name's Bond, James Bond."
"Welcome to Jurassic Park."
"I call it my bucket list."
"His name is Rambo, John J."
It_makes_sense_now ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I was like EMELIOOOOOOOO
TacticalDoggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Our objective is to win the war."
cumonhertits717 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Greased lightning!"
Scaryiest_Terry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love you jenny
BlackSecurity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
Ubernoobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You come to me in your time of need and ask me for a favor..."
maplemaniac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Merry Christmas! Shitter was full.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule is...
tfc324 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN!"
Daviemoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't you understand, Rachel...? She never sleeps..."
Deathcula ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whoa!"
pez78guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
anamangoochi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
DJ63010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What we have here is a failure to communicate" Anyone? Anyone?
-MS-94- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"In fucking Bruges!?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No Following".
Vernon_Hardapple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He said a few things that lead me to believe that the car was his."
"Such as?"
"That's my car motherfucker."
zennoukinkai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No one puts baby in the corner!"
Joltie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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mcfuddlebutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to The Rock."
Do you smell what it's cookin?
Katerwurst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Aaaaaaaandersonnn...
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Earth!"
Disapointed_Idealist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park"
Bendikoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you know what nemesis means?"
typical_white_guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry
LALuck318 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're telling me there's a chance!
observantguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule ...
kpxcho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
kraftdinnereater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FFFREEEEEDOOOOOOOMMM!!!
918AmazingAsian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Woah."
ama3t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I thought you was a toad!"
guamstandardtime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You sound like you're from London
SvenNeve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
BigShowMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know what a nemesis is?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by appropriate agent, personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt.... Me!
DrScabhands ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This movie's free"
oldsaltysack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh!...dogs....yah I like dogs.. Or dags..
Sexyassmotherfucker6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โWe are the knights who say Niโ
reggiebags ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You like dags?
SystemsAdministrator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BULLSHIT! I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!
SummerWrkThrowaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm tired of all these monkey fighting snakes, on this monkey fighting plane."
FUNKANATON ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The League ish shet, and the game isshon
RiseWings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get busy living or get busy dying, that's god damn right"
nomoreinternetforme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?"
92629263729366283626 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
12cbutler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leslie Tiller was FUCKING murdered!"
fortwaltonbleach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"what's your name, scumbag?"
purpleepandaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leave the gun, take the cannoli"
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's Morphin time!"
RonyTheTiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
m4ttjirM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm funny how? I mean, funny like a clown?"
HemaL2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta La Vista, Baby."
amoshart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Make him an offer he can't refuse.
rialtor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wake up . . . Time to die
karmicist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"english, motherfucker, do you speak it?"
pez78guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny how?
kbxads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say "What again, i dare you, i double dare you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Redrum, redrum,redrum REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM red rum red rum red rum
seabutcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
...In fact I'd quite like to go the opposite route- is there a single line in this entire movie that wouldn't give it away?
bagfries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."
Stovvadz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAA.
drsaendu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't fight in here! This is the war room!"
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville..."
pockets817 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wilson!"
eric1894 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's Johnny!"
einefrau8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
clickbloodyclick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Be cool, Bitch! Be cool!
dedruxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer
Ayyyyy_Soma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ohhhhhh, room full of empty people!"
Belluani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One dog goes one way, and the other dog goes the other way. And this guy's saying "hey...what do you want from me"
Pizzarolls23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, I'm the Godfather man"
JakeDaDerp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put the cookie down! Now!"
IDoItAllLikeABoss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Not like this. Not like this."
Keano_reeves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's simple, we kill the batman" it's a toughie
mowdiddles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mess with the bull, you get the horns
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WRONG LEVER KRONK!
LjStronge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father
BeastModeUnlocked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should both bang her and we'll put up with the retard meanwhile.
PhoMor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They all float"
The_Duke_of_Dabs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No! We can't stop here! This is bat country!
Mydogfartsconstantly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I'm Your Father."
TheTravisaurusRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aallllllllllll righty then!
Mulligan0816 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel the need! The need.. For speed!!" *Hint it's not the movie you may think
jmhallah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Warriors, come out to play-i-ay. Waaarriors, come out to play-iii-aaay.
pheonixORchrist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, please, tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?"
KintsugiExp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How can you tell she is a witch?"
Man... After reading all these entries, I feel I just browsed a video store in my head....
Sniiskuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you like them apples?
AREED24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry"
44Cobra44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a snake in my boot!
pez78guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is a yute?
Ateam13g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakes; It had to be Snakes.
Fezzix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise"
mowdiddles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shake n bake!
gerebe4r95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?
Acatinmylap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I understood that reference."
Zuno4prezident ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wilsonnnnnnnnnnnn!"
hagrid_on_acid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wilson!
notabotloljk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm too old for this shit."
datenwolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ned?!"
Wickedld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to tha Choppah!!!
LittleCrazyCatGirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's a BINGO!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I..i see dead people. Mannn this is some good shit!!!"
Xzenor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who's Zed? - Zed's dead..
gerryn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is bat country"
Qu4ttro87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You look like a man-o-lantern."
jaccovanschaik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yarp.
Dgenxali ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Myyy preciousssssss"
NomNom_DePlume ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am a leaf on the wind..."
FuckYourDamnCouch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chicks cannot hold they smoke. That's what it is
legendmaster20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."
a_smith51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SAY HELLO TO MA LIL FRIENDDDDD"
CakeLawyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neeeeerrrrrrddss!!!
thin_the_herd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want more life.....FUCKER!"
Rlaginha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You messin' with me you messin' with the best!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need...Roads."
textingwhilewalking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where we're going, we don't need roads."
The_Fallout_Kid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to da choppa!
Marscus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll make you an offer you can't refuse"
gambino216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Operation Dinner Out is a go.
drdre398 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Orange Mocha Frappachinos!!!
meatsplash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you BITCH!
SuperFastJellyFish_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ya talkin ta me"
basketball2901 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let it go"
sabialuistefan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Crazydiamond69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?
Biscuitmallow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaawwwwwlllllll-righty then!
The_Bromar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shaken, not stirred
Ceveld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend.
ook-librarian-said ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Kill 'em. Kill them all."
chem_equals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I like mustard on my biscuits, mmhmmm"
vvVFANGSVvv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The dream is collapsing!"
Das_Hos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're so fucking money, and you don't even know it!"
The_Fallout_Kid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm too old for this shit.
le_motherfuckeur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But, ... but I poop from there.
Mystleteinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Chinatown
chainlink131 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
tscois ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't like sand."
kickhisassseabasss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott !
Willbea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."
Zoltron963 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KHAAAAAAAAAAAN
Offandonandoffagain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How the FUCK am I funny?!?!
looking_out_for_52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yer a wizard, Harry."
ifvpix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mmmm! Now this is a tasty burger."
Defiledxhalo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bueller? ...Bueller? ...Bueller?"
Schnitzngigglez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want you to hit me as hard as you can...
oxeimon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
PaperCutsYourEyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aww man i just shot marvin in the face!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shoe program!
cythein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moisture is the essence of wetness and wetness is the essence of beauty.
mixturebill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want a large Farva, I want a goddam liter of cola!
Arya_5tark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yarp.
Tallrussian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Ontheadhdbuzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'somebody stop me"
Lead_Zepperline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I need to find my son, nemo!"
Gods_vessel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This isn't Nam, this is bowling."
ricgreen1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shomer fucking shabbos."
Schnitzngigglez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get off my lawn
Gojifan1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
Moralsociopath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
Kmnder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone else is saying these in the characters accent right?
bosbcn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hasta la vista, Baby!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!"
silverbeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You stay classy San Diego!
TheSmokingLamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ain't much better in here kid"
TMOverbeck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"{title of movie}...come out and PLAY-EE-AAAAAAY!"
Aestron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1, 2.....5!
Schnitzngigglez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go get your fucking shine box...
acer1346 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I said 'Does he look like a bitch?!'"
The_Fallout_Kid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adrian!
starbuckxks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't kill my wife!
Wibbs1123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's Johnny!"
AmericanChainsaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SAY WHAT AGAIN! "
sabialuistefan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?
TheOrangeyOrange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
JimiFootball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My God, it's full of stars
conepuncher420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yoooo man fuck mannnn Welcome to the Jungle!
Braydeennnn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippie kyae mother fucker
Pale_Kitsune ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
Rango939 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody calls me chicken."
nolson946 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CTRL + F "Luke I am your father"
TruckosaurusTyre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to da choppaa!"
Kal-ElofKrypton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
MisterHighway_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tits, or destiny?
LedZeppelin1602 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I'd feel a great swell of of pity for the man who comes to that school, looking for trouble
Blaize1stewy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You never go full retard
nmagod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
War. War has changed.
TooLateOClock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wingardium leviosa
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have to return some videotapes."
sabialuistefan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Attica! Attica!
j_h4n5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Adriannnnnnnn!!!'
R4N63R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Walking around on those - what do you call 'em? Oh - feet!
iheartjakeryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put the candle back!
TheBlitzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Water? Like from the toilet?"
Anghel412 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays."
blueandthemoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: famous quotes from movies.
TwitchyEyePain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you are killing me smalls
The_Fallout_Kid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Artax! Artax! You stupid horse!
PinkTieGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inconceivable!"
hawk4951 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's so fetch.
Krystaaaal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's no crying in baseball!!!"
el-cebas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I'm your father"
So-Called_Lunatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not the rug...man. I don't think there's a line in that movie that does not give it away.
reinadeluniverso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You remind me of the babe.
SyrStorm6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aaaaalllllrighty then!"
Fig_Newton_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Kahuna Burger!? That's that Hawaiian Burger Joint.
ncoffey14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shake 'n bake!"
TheGinger42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
chuuckaduuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker
TheAnsweringMachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Need more input
sacrabos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By Grabthar's Hammer, what a savings.
solar_breeze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One ping, one ping only.
coolhatguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"john hancock? its heeeerbie hancock"
PM_ME_UR_CHAIN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Home is where you make it." "You like to see homo's naked?"
misscleomustdie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Coffee's for closers, only."
TexRedbone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Royale with cheese.
NiceyChappe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Mool-tee-pass!
(Also big bada boom, Super green, Phloston Paradise, Zzz-zzz!, When is Leeloo not in trouble, Chi-cken! Good!, A real killer would have asked about the little yellow button on the bottom of the gun...)
TransmogriFi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Treadmills4Breakfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Somebody poisoned the waterhole"
Deurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A shmoke and a pancake? A bong and a blintz?
civilpanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl
megyy11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father...
Levelis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold the door. I'm sorry
TheRedRajy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No Luke, I Am your Father."
okmann98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You either get busy living, or get busy dying. That's god damned right."
kimpex583 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That was the second time I got crabs"
LightningThieff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
tp1994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the captain now!
twistymctwist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Live. Die. Repeat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
xGwiZ96x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to the Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?"
Zamer01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! I ordered a Good Burger with nothing on it. This is just a patty! Where's the buns?
CaptainCash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't trust the guy with the limp
Kallenator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Bond, James Bond.
LedZeppelin1602 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kiss my Converse
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
Netflixandillpickles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON DUDES!!!"
Atreides27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HEEEERE'S JOHNNY!!"
Kimatsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
Kimbulonimbus92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll get you my pretty!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's no moon..."
MsNewKicks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat"
MagooRobbie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nah nah nah nah nah. Nah nah nah nah nah. We ain't seein' shit. You comin' tonight, YES! You coppin' my oxies, YES! You got it? Alright, sounds like a fuckin' plan. It don't gotta be $500 worth, ya know?
The_Fallout_Kid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the power of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
thegreatlordlucifer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Looking for Ryan, Private James Francis Ryan!"
serosis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
missangel1994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
42 wallaby way Sydney.
Chiefhammerprime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And like that...he's gone."
nbf98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dear lord baby Jesus we'd like to thank you for this bountiful feast of kfc dominos and the always delicious taco bell
callumbyrane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sigh maximum effort....
JapaneseKFC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S NOT A TUMOR!
jasonkempers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERES RACHEL
lazyeyejack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your word versus my word"
iamlocknar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
campizza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LIIIKEEE A GLOVEEEE
Danizdaman0506 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm getting too old for this shit
pooponthe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dude abides.
Equinoqs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"
captainchuckle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to the chopper!!"
BabeGirlxo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gator's bitches better be using jimmies. XD
Kallenator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guns, lot's of guns.
MilkyStrudel2k15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father
presciiient ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The biggest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist"
dhoomz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Camel Hump!
rickymcnuggets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these snakes on this plane!"
Xzenor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what they call a quarterpounder with cheese in Paris?
legendofthegobbos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mr Anderson..."
b4Willow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
LedZeppelin1602 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Royal Penis is clean your Highness
FingersMcGee14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
The_Fallout_Kid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To the stars Owen. Look to the stars.
LordDescon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in lesbians with you.
flyersneversaydie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You gotta do the truffle shuffle" "Come on....." "Do it!" "Come on....." "DO IT"
"_______ never say die"
SonOfZaknafein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice marmot.
yellowtop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You serious Clark?"
Finniq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father
sks_innawoods ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Beacons are lit, Gondor calls for aid!
zergote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"i dare you mother fucker; i double dare you"
Lizard_OQ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Each one of y'all owe me one hunned nazi scalps. And I want my scalps
Grosserly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
Bristal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get the butter."
splityoassintwo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father" and that's not even a line in the movie
Beahs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch"
The_Fallout_Kid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Freeeedooooomm!!
ugonlearn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
MoisturizingFaceWash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bueller? Bueller?"
RevengeWalrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bitches leave.
Pizza_Butt27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?"
KimKimMRW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well that's just like, your opinion man"
aussiepride95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Daves not here man"
mancia2019 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Great power comes with great responsibility"
_Mr_Sinister_Kawaii_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And just then, a bowl of petunias came into existence and thought, 'oh'"
keirbirch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeeres Johnny!
AreThoseGuysSailors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if I take that off will you die?
twiggy_t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's alive!"
Mchill23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. Fuck. Fuckity fuck fuck!
thedragslay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
ICtitties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WILSON!!"
MaximTheory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiqPmsBYieA
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm his father. You're the guy fucking his mom.
Lucan8ter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Mclovin
AaronsBestFriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault."
Isaac_Q8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have a HULK!
johnnc2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am gonna kill Bill."
descent_from_grace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at Hello.
Sajintmm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
Hillary2Jail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Like with a cloth or something?"
Nozin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't know who you are, But..."
schoogi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You owe me a 10 seconds car...
pokeblev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No hablo chino"
abundantredundance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know."
gwhiteyman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How could you be so obtuse?
guitarbassguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks! In a row?
Szoreny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?
Thazuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terrified, Mortified, Stupefied.. by you!
thegreatlordlucifer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ask Sergeant Eversman, He likes the skinnies."
faxinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Coffee is for closers."
thisdesignup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wait a minute. Doc, are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a Delorean?"
Xzenor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon
Daddysu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
keirbirch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaallllrightythen. This was the number one saying in my primary school for a year.
MeteoriteInSight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GET IN MAH BELLY" "YEAAAAH, BABY" "Let's shag" "Sex?.... Yes please!"
lordbeezlebub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
fartfarther ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Cabbages!
Namelesslantern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That'll do pig. That'll do."
Ender_US91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English motherfucker, do you speak it?"
Naruto46124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where we're going, we don't need roads".
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Johnny number 5"
grafton24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEED
PANTS
NOW!
Greate_Pier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane!
valsnuggets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
Hudbus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life isn't a cartoon musical where your dreams come true, so LET IT GO!"
ConqueefStador ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung Fu"
Bubbasticky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's just, like, your opinion, man.
TUBBB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ni"
bargielml ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the Fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer!
Beaustache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
I_Raptus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You gotta be fucking kidding!"
cezzatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had better!"
Chocowayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch?"
Edgar_Allan_Rich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A sparkly!
jesuschristthe3rd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boy, that escalated quickly!
Chris-boss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shaken, not stirred
FantasticHamburguesa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm in lesbians with you!"
ChooseWisely72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SCHWING!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit
TheCumboxConspiracy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate sand.
chillerstarfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming just keep swimming...
ccricers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is heavy, Doc!"
G-I-Hoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OGRES. ARE NOT. LIKE CAKES!
Sgt_Ressi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry.
Angelam2418 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll never let go, Jack. I promise."
swamp_curtains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Damn the man, save the empire!
f0r3v4r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's happening with those sausages, Charlie?
AndRyanLewis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Donkey!
d3w0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
MoltenOrange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just the one swan, actually.
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a pony! I'm a pony!"
Massageman42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead, make my day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So you guys are astronauts... on some kind of star trek?"
kewc138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman"
Prophet105 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run, Forrest, run!
Personzoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist
dudeman1018 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gimme a, uh, liter-a-cola.
Paladinraye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop trying to make fetch happen.
ba_dogg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love the smell of Napalm in the Morning"
stevegossman82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DO YOU SUCK DICKS?!
N2ition ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden."
CSballer89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what one more motherfucking time!
Radioactive-Jack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
awhaley19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bond... James Bond
twinklestar03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SQUIRREL!!!
Ambulancedollars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The first rule of Fight Club is, don't talk about Fight Club"
dhoomz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm no punk bitch!!
theofanhs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not like this...
mysticeyeart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now that's one big pile of shit"
43n1gm4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Reach for the sky"
neito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!"
Volsdontletmedown07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keep on keepin on"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!"
Answer_the_Call ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
She turned me into a newt!
Reap the whirlwind, Sheriff Brady. Reap it!
Orcinus24x5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
evilbagheadman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool!
Warro726 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"hey, what about Major Kong?"
23baseball3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like your sleeves, they're real big.
jackwoww ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Orcinus24x5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Murphy... It's you...
WJCIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love lamp"
enfinnity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey guys! Whoa, big gulps huh? Alright... Well, see ya later!
Mr_fun_bags ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get in my belly!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Call it, friend-o.
zhenate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
TexasRadical83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am Batman."
Timbo879 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run forest, Run!"
AliceSora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-IF YOU AIN'T FIRST YOU'RE LAST
-I'M A DUDE PLAYING A DUDE DISGUISED AS ANOTHER DUDE
-MY PRECCIIIOOOUUUSSSSSS
SeriousMichael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww boy, Im just so tired of all this traffic, I can't wait until I get out of Africa.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For God's sake men c'mon!!!" (Head gets blown off)
Bents88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gooooooooood morning Vietnam!" Or "Say 'allo to my lil' frien'."
Jupiters3rdMoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming"
Kawmik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my lil friend
pitre_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you ain't first, you're last.
Webbtastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, My name is Inego Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die. HELLO, MY NAME IS INEGO MONTOYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A few: "Great Scott!" "Almost there, 88 miles per hooky usurer!
xTaGzZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"What a beautiful chocolate man"
TheMovieQuoteGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ned...Ryerson.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS.....IS......SPARTA!!!!!!!
chaosharmonic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bread makes you fat!?"
TheCaspica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't like sand. It's coarse, rough, irritating and it gets everywhere."
_astroAtomic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude, i almost had you!"
rdaredbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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ThunderBuddy_22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name's Forest Gump. My friends call me... Forest Gump"
Basquests ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am the batman"
Pokiarchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pahtees Ohvah
.
jghuskie55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
โIโm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!โ
"Why the hell'd you take your shoes off?" "Why the hell you dressed like a chicken."
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
Right_9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAA
Orcinus24x5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are 215 bones in the human body. That's one. Now don't move.
ultimatedive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Obviously, you're not a golfer"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
rosebud...
OPs_Hot_Mum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whoa"
dmadad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't call me Shirley.
saintjeremy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gettin' the pig!
AgullnamedJonathan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here we are! Sunset and Camden"
jahmolxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
they mostly come at night ..mostly
iRACKERS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Its like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a door knob out there!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"put the bunny, back in the box"
MegaChenster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
tits_on_bread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If the bat wants to play... I'll play.
thedarksniper2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't recall that movie, but the earth king invites you to lake laogai.
WritingGinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl.
SilentlyCrying ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey college kids weโve got your friend!
Ogzhotcuz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a god in What?
Orcinus24x5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby.
Slinky_Panther ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I need gopherchucks!
kaloethes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch me KACHUNK."
5kylord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable !
Luckyloomagu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'I'm gonna wreck it!"
Zenexis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Live long and prosper...
jackwoww ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eight years old, dude
Shazam1269 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
msegmx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FRREEEEEEEEDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!
remote_control_bjs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat!
marshy0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody knows this mall better than I do.
TheRealDanli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sleepless In Seattle
randomascanbe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I'm a mushroom cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you were the chosen one!"
Hu5k3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear... I don't give a damn.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Follow the yelliow brick road
out_of_context_ass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't handle the truth!"
ifaptocfb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna matata
3two3one ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...are you tellin' me...you built a time machine...out of a DELOREAN??!"
ssideirish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Orcinus24x5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ADRIAN!!!
havasc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Laces out!
mito959 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You stay, I go. No following
couldbeworse54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well great. now i'm sad.
Kanoaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna put my nutsack on your drumset!
AverageJoeAudiophile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
interrupting_dean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you not entertained?"
PDespereaux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Use the Force, Luke."
hobosmagicshotgun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a tasty burger!
markwe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You had me at hello".
MyMindIsAnEnigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
ThyShall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
Shazam1269 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You killed my father, prepare to die.
jamesmoran1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!?
yodigitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Luke, I AM your father!
riannachan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Reukishin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Dynamaxion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ten trillion sperm cells and you were the fastest..."
brettjerk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm just so tired of all these star wars"
dis23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, yeah! What's up, Mr. Cheezle?
u_dont_say_that ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There can be only one"
Skandranen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
CrispyTech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I could do this all day"
johnCreilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm reading each comment in a unique voice, and not on purpose
BOT-Spoderman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its high noon, Oh shit wrong post
jleek9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We all float down here"
ZombiBrainz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where did you get your suit from, the toilet store?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the shwarts be with you.
PROJECTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Never Give Up, Never Surrender!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All these worlds are yours except Europa."
PsychologyAddicted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P. Shermin wally-way 18434. Snydery.
THUMB5UP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am Batman."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulsen
soggybottomman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some motherfucker's always trying to ice skate uphill...
tallmon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be bock"
TastyPigHS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby
poobrain_horse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's like some kind of hot tub time machine..."
Useless-Information ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Long live the king."
Cant-all-be-winners ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:04:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it.
Useless-Information ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lion King
buygonetimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mmm, Juicy Fruit."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm fed up with this world!"
JiverlyWong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's in the hole!"
GrindCrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know."
Spivey1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They brought their fuckin toys" "Scouts"
kikindekok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you BITCH!
SwissArmsDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jennyyyy!"
mr_nobody3123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
flojo-mojo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
Adeus_Ayrton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world"
Harper5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So I got that going for me. Which is nice"
2stone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"i am maximus decimus meridius"
RonaldCharles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've abandoned my boy!
jefferybuckles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm the guy who does his job, you must be the other one!"
ItsMe_RhettJames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Vote for Donnelly-oooooo!"
Quaaraaq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your Father"
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"
vivreos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B-E-A-utiful
OnTheSpotKarma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."
mspahr4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
DerWichel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"RUN! GO! GET TO DA CHOPPA!"
IsThatDWade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What do you mean... "look in the dog"?
patrickp321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whou iz yoor daaddee and vhat doz he dou?
TemujinFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd buy that for a dollar!
jemmary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's always time for lubricant."
SwiftSlug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Meesa called Jarjar Binks, meesa your humble servant!"
"Begun, the clone war has"
"Execute order 66."
"Luuuke? Luuke?"
"But sir! The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3,720:1!"
"Luke... You were right about me... Tell your sister... You were right..."
paulyboy327 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'M A COP YOU IDIOT!"
GoTrunks11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ma-ma-ma-make me happy
pineyapples ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cheating because this isn't the actual quote but:
LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER
Orcinus24x5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!
alecksvargas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We can ill afford another Klendathu."
Piogre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
"Save Ferris"
"Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville!"
Pheragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
Or
You shall not pass
4567898761 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you like scary movies?"
pondside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life moves pretty fast...
DiscipleOfDrone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is my safety, sir."
Thefireescapekid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're going to need a bigger boat"
KoreZombie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let it go"
ether_reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name was Robert Paulson.
yellowelephant3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I go to funerals"
homebrewedhero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know? For kids!"
bakedbeanboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uuuuuhhhh cum in my asshole
toseawaybinghamton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm yengalamongo from Camaron, ha ha ha!
The_Russian_Sniper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run forest run!
ANeutralOpinion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"one does not simply"
deegr8one ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want the truth. The truth, you can't handle the truth!
PRSkittles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am the Captain now"
DanRicho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig, that'll do.
snomanzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bumble bee tuna"
jameshofo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dude abides.
mikeh8193 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bee's? BEE'S!!!!!
-LabiaMajorasMask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Caaaaan yoooou dig it!?"
dapparatus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower."
Locky_B ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold the door!
leakylifeboat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not like this. Not like this....
Crxssroad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Blinkin, fix your boobs, you look like a bloody Picasso!"
NovoJunkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REDRUM!
timidandtimbuktu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...it's Chinatown."
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hack the planet!"
changchongchris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know who calls people narcs? Narcs, ya narc."
jdlyga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh boy, I'm just so tired of all these star wars
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let it go
siggisix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
รungur hnรญfur?
LuciferIsGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The sign! On the back of the car! Says critters of Hollywood, YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!"
xuesongc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"dis son of bitch all night he, check check check, he trap me"
Logjammin1776 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Milk was a bad choice"
dmadad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
gukithenchi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
Keetlady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no place like home
zoomy942 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider pig. Spider pig. Does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out, here comes a spider pig.
pockyhair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Draw me like one of your french girls."
MrMchughster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sick of these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane
dby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CAN YOU COUNT SUCKAS?!
overusedoxymoron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get off my plane!
batpuppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm the king of the world"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"You come to me on the day of my daughters wedding...", you don't even need to finish that sentence and you know what movie it is. Or "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." or "... leave the gun take the cannoli"
puddle_gum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GIVE ME BACK MY SON
MyNameIsHunter_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sell me this fucking pen!"
bashwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put the bunny back in the box"
4_fortune_and_glory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not the years honey, it's the mileage."
Cewi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You remind me of the babe.
fastball032 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
Mrxcman92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You big chrome cockgobbler"!
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The price is wrong, bitch"
Naphtalian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happy Gilmore
TwoCraZyEyes0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner.
controlledchaos17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming....
I'm going to see Finding Dory tonight!!! Eep!
anonymous_potato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All of these
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your Father
oomahk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do or do not, there is no try"
Lives-to-be-loved ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mmmhmm this is a tasty burger"
mopar340 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Drop your cocks and grab your socks!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nooooooooooooooooo!
CalidusX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Game over man! Game over!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I am your father.
Unless that's not the line because I never seen the movie.
I'm going to be lame and also say, Are you too proud, Mr. Darcy ? And would consider pride a fault or virtue?
velociraptor_09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Can I get a liter of cola?"
Mr-Briteside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"
Princ3_Cr33d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You either die a hero or life long enough to see yourself become the villan"
robgoods ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me?
joshom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again!
Tr0llzor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Cacaw! ya ya ticki tick caw caw caw!"
StephentheGinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
dendaddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where the white women at.
Lives-to-be-loved ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No squeezing the joo-uuuice
maroney111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"
thedevilsmusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Great Scott"
mspahr4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ungrateful little brat! Just look at everything you have. When I was your age, we... lived in a duplex! We didn't even have our own house!
SuperMajesticMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not everyone will get it but...
"I once saw him kill three people in a bar with a pencil... A fucking... pencil..."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about Elevensies?
anFlow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Winter is Coming." Not a movie, but really iconic.
plumbuscraftsman1415 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Kick his ass, Sea Bass!
hobosmagicshotgun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeere's Johnny!
MediocreCheef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Miiisster Anderson"
Naphtalian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:51:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrix Trilogy
QuasisLogic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Good Morning, Vietnam"
hoochy_mamma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
Strange_Fame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Once it hits your lips, it's so good."
deadbird17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS! IS! SPAAAARTAAAAA!!!!
stewwwart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alllllllllllll righty then!
yuriy_popach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smile and wave boys, just smile and wave
PKELLY18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The first rule of Fight Club is..."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you can't be serious! I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!
ghtx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Naphtalian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Princess Bride
hobosmagicshotgun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy.
Yager537 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
Lives-to-be-loved ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOW ME THE MONEEEYYYY
mysticlarity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead on balls accurate.
monkeybananaraffle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Milk was a bad choice!"
I_Raptus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Steiner..."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
I'm afraid that all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resolve.
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
I coulda been a contender.
Happybadger96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The horror... The horror
thismypc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Merry Christmas ... Ya filthy animal.
Chargerboss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads... Where we're going we don't need.. Roads
dmadad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's alive. It's alive.
stjaan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"greed is good"
neonquilt12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET AWAY FROM HER YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!
almost_not_terrible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.."you bitch"
Shazam1269 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.
MadManatee619 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The first rule of fight club is: you do not talk about fight club"
Wait, shit...
Naphtalian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight Club?
ih8umum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You've just been erased."
Tin_Whiskers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wanna know how I got these scars...?"
Fezig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Bud, let's party!
BUCKXCV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
OMGDonutz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do the chickens have large Talons?"
ValkriM8B ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Icy dead people.
Kyerio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET TO DE CHOPAAAAAAAAA!
TideRoll41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
15blackranger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?
All_The_Numbers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father."
johyongil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fish are friends NOT food!"
LivingInTheVoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the Force be with you, Captian Kirk
MaddieMooTrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish..."
Tin_Whiskers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why... so... serious?"
Alonabay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Rtg327gej ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where all the white women at?
Benderfett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Weoweoweoweoweoweo!
Mr-Briteside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I assure you we are open"
safe69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a 20 footer....25....3 tons of him
iLEZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!"
perr0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista, baby."
juggleballz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1...2...10! AHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA... Keep the change you filthy animal
Razer357 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEEEEEEDDDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One does not simply walk into Mordor."
J-Hack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN FLIGHT
ZetsubouThe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Scotty, Jesus man!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talking to me?
wackawacka2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You betcha, yah.
nine_tailsfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's Cold Sweat.ย I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge. I Am Jack's Broken Heart.
DrCam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice Marmot, man.
mansal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where we're going we don't need 'roads!'
MoralHazzard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanted to say good luck. We're all counting on you.
almost_not_terrible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanted to say good luck. We're all counting on you.
pj925 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'You sure got a pretty mouth for a boy'
fnord5fnord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your obviously not a golfer
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
thelastdon613 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Heyyyy youuuuu guyssssss!"
Shazam1269 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
novayep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eeeveryone
CheesyCroissant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's your car dude?
_separator_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.
Shalnar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sloth...love...Chunk
renevandergijp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Infinity and beyond.
Seph_MacFarlane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am Iron Man"
crockwell24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heineken - F*** that s***- Pabst Blue Ribbon
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I swear I've seen that movie at least a dozen times and I still have no fucking clue what it's about.
Sweeeets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do ya like dags?
final_phoenix16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
WOSBen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
babeshun1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, Dave.
DonkeyTypeR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth! "
RiderMayBail ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:47:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would've gone with
"O'Doyle Rules!"
DonkeyTypeR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alas! I hesitated. I was originally going to say that line.
RiderMayBail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They both work quite well to serve the same purpose.
Dog_does_a_jig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The good of the many...
Half a line
Austnod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May The Force be with you.
CWarder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll drink your milkshake
Brubbers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Expelliarmus
Too lazy to look at how it's spelled
idonthavekarma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I aim to misbehave.
flickflack1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeere's Johnny! >:D
MrCoolioPants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish."
nionix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're the one, Neo.
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It wasn't me, it was the one armed man"
Naphtalian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whoa"
Poet_of_Legends ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You killed my father. Prepare to die."
dedinthewater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also: "Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist."
Oznog99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hall-oh. h'mah nehm is inigo montoya.
pkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?"
OR
"For as long as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!
AskAndUShallReceive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suuuuuuuper man! boom
J_Bard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Luke, I am your father.
PM_ME_YOUR_WABOES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you order the code red???
hydrobane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
devilmane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back!
dmadad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I only had a brain.
bagboyrebel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So basically you wan't people to just list famous quotes?
WAWDoing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Holy cow Mad Max, this road is such a fury..."
Cheefteef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're only meant to blow the bloody doors off!
sedarito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut the fuck up Donny."
Sk3llyt0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!"
Bigred489 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your Killin me smalls!
Shazam1269 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'What' ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm having an old friend for dinner"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
grim853 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leave it, Jake, It's Chinatown,
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
eatmyshit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am judge dredd
JavariousLamar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ma ma ma make me happy
OMGS2K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to the chopper"
ErikTheDon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Heroes get remembered, but legends never die"
426HEMI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby.
TesticularArsonist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Batman. :p
stealth9799 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!!
F_D_Romanowski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on here ???!!!?
ThePatriotGames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spared no expense!
drunkerded ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alright, Alright, Alright"
Box-O-Bacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got two: "You're killin' me, Smalls!" "I will find you. And I will kill you."
Naphtalian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The latter is Taken.
Box-O-Bacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The former is The Sandlot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Buzzards gotta eat, and so does a worm", and "Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining!"
kenny0894 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We can't stop here. This is bat country!
BillytheYid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We will not go quietly into the night!"
Sword_and_Scholar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I ain't afraid to die anymore... I done it already..."
chijourno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got too much of one and not enough of the other.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't say 'Creep, Creep' unless you're quoting TLC.
I-miss-my-cow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything is awsome!
spottydodgy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?"
hydrOHxide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhรคuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.โ
Tin_Whiskers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Pardon me. Do you know where to find the nuclear wessels?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Naphtalian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Napoleon Dynamite.
OFTHEHILLPEOPLE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wolfman's got nards?!?!"
smarkerst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multi-pass!
rider714 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT, is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?!
lignux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember remember the fifth of Movember"
Rexate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That line in The Big Lebowski about Jesus in the bowling alley.
Ccano91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
FoCo87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have been and always shall be your friend."
bwurtsb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Man, I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars..."
APairofDocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just sharted
NarcoPaulo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are tearing me apart Lisa!!
cyrogem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a snake in my boot
Bar98704 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around, you could miss it
Reddbearddd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Y'know, I could eat a peach for hours."
NasirKriel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
''to infinity,...''.
fapzilla_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Stamos!
DeadFyre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, and it absolutely will not stop, EVER, until you are DEAD.
murph94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"'Tis but a scratch!"
user_name_null ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.
Vegetariancannible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes click."
Beardedgeekhd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the pappeh! I'm that baby daddy boss!
MechaStuzilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sick and tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
Cabester99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the odds be ever in your favor.
Jimboslice85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IM TRAPPED IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION
Turmoil_Engage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The first rule is, you do not talk about Fight Club"..... Oops.
thai_mish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Today! IS OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!"
gaviidae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only movie quote my wife knows:
"Toe pick!"
stephen2awesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig, that'll do.
basketball_curry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Another cow!
Actually, i think that was the same one.
SneakyCanner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You like dags?
jerrysugarav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The spice must flow.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
jerrysugarav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes!
BlokeDownUnder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For the Aussies, "tell him he's dreamin'".
Yournameisuser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'mma getchu high today
JohnJohnHABA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey You Guuuuuuuuuuys!
TulipsNHoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keyser Size is the cripple.
Hixson_Boy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I thought hurricane season was over."
ERRORMONSTER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you, like, a crazy person?
Marknamble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck it Dude, letโs go bowling."
QuidditchSnitchBitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello, Clarice."
Rage_Engage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Feeling lucky, punk?
Curlsamakeherdance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
in the words of Colonel Sanders: "Im to drunk to taste this chicken"
CountDragula ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
RPSavant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista, baby"
nakedankles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."
EirikHavre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't even see the code. All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead."
TransmogriFi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Psycos... I don't care how crazy they are, psycos do not explode when sunlight hits them.
McDowdy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody eat 50 eggs"
Ar_Ciel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HEY YOU GUYYYYYYS!!"
carter2ooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a bad feeling about this"
pretendingtobecool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
TheLittleKnownLegend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Protection from what? 'zee germans'?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A chef makes. A thief takes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It sinks
plasmaicecream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We need guns. Lots of guns.
basicbum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shake and Bake!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby!
rayvshimself ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"they're coming to get you, barbara"
stixtheminer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?"
sanjolover13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mama said "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gon' get"
Jaylan96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You had me at hello"
enethor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung Fu" "Show me"
TVK777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's the matter with that space over there?"
"It's too tight"
"Too tight? You could land a jumbo-fucking-jet in there!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you.
kenyonlord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke...
Willof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, that's just like, your point of view man.
I ate his spleen with some fava beans, and a nice Cianti.
That's no planetoid, that's a space station.
You're gonna need a bigger ship.
I hate snakes Jock, I hate em!
Whoa
Whenever I need a friend like you, I'll just squat down and shit one out.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a hot steaming turd.
I'm the Batman
Let god fuck you!
Jmeadows87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, where's my car?
DrPugPug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You gotta ask yourself, am I feelin lucky, punk?
publicram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If your not first your last
Chronsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking hate pikeys
cookiewookieyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?!
flamehead2k1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Grab a piece of paper, I want you to write on it 'bomb on bus'"
tjsr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Shearer157 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Robert Neville. I am a survivor living in New York City. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. I will be at the South Street Seaport everyday at mid-day, when the sun is highest in the sky. If you are out there... if anyone is out there... I can provide food, I can provide shelter, I can provide security. If there's anybody out there... anybody... please. You are not alone."
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Down, down, down, red knight's goin down"
caleeky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like tears in rain.
masaw96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing personal, it's just business
thecraziestgirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, Harry!
novelty_bone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You said it yourself, bitch. we're the guardians of the galaxy."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sky and I faced each other for a long time. Neither of us moved.
We fought the battle in our minds.
bradymsmith3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you talking to me?
OA27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Forrest. Forrest Gump."
Derrythe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't handle the truth!
addictive_sapian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You shall not pass!!
DingusMacLeod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up, Donnie!
skippydogo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aim for the bushes.
youslippin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FOREVER,FOREVER, FOREVER, FOREVER!!!"
Tollowarn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny! funny, how?
martianbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"these are not the droids you are looking for.. ."
King_Barrion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come with me if you want to live
FeelTheWrath79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN' PLANE!!!
Origin_Pilot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure of they're here but: You went full retard, you never go full retard. And Any quote from pulp fiction.
twong95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mission report: December 16th 1991
raxtich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are the knights who say, NI!
jamesinc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
philmcracken27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mein Fuhrer ... I CAN VALK!!
Polaroidfoxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you talking to me? Are YOU talking to me?
Kexin9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
88 MILES PER HOUR!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father!" "Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
GreyHexagon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
helmetsmash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get off my lawn."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish the wolves HAD eaten you! Then maybe I could've found a real husband!
Raz0rking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gentlemen. Prepare to defend yourselves!
iiiDoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The doctor said I need a backeotomy!"
WannaDutchie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finish Him
rogerslastgrape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the fucking box!
Hisparican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the clit commander!!
fsck-y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, you'll shoot you're eye out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WITNESS ME!!!
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Warriors, come out to playaaaaayyy"
woodwheel1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry"
rolemodel38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That escalated quickly.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think people in this thread are quoting their favorite movies rather than very well-known movies
rebelwithalostcause ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
CheesyCroissant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Tis but a scratch!
I4m4cunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
PepperSprayEnema ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bruges is a shithole.
Mastifyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYONE LOVES A SLINKY
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ned! Ned Ryerson!
Madcapslaugh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But I was going to the Toshi station to pick up some power converters
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Funny how? Like a clown? Do I amuse you?"
Biffermas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Peter. What's happening?
pkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me so horny. Me love you long time.
Or anything R Lee Ermey says.
woodwheel1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll drink your milkshake"
courteecat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine
kasahito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The things you own end up owning you.
OlisMommy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The black man is gone! The black man is gone! Praise JeeeeSUS the black man is gone!"
SteveBloke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We gotta get these motherfuckin snakes off this motherfuckin plane!
Snorlax0143 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
That_one_tall_guy14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming"
FreshPanBrownies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is not 'nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
nerdlime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a bad feeling about this"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's alive! It's alive!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm batman.
Sanureyic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B-E-A-UUUUUUTIFUL
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My precioussss"
NilbogTroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what happens, Larry, when you take a stranger to the alps!
Ash_517 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I met him, fifteen years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding; and even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil. "
P357 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, ASS!
lomjack161 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Talk to me Goose"
lecheri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the odds be ever in your favor.
Slimeyspacechoad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now go home and get your fucking shine box!"
Wrobble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Madness? This is Sparta!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her." FAVORITE!
FrigoCoder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They called me Mr. Glass."
GreyHexagon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where'd you get those coconuts anyway?
tablepancake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at hello
mkhpsyco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes the small true true better than the big true true.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung Fu"
Texas03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You make me want to be a better man.
Nhr2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!!!
AllKillerNoFill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
CPOx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
Kantdx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YES! YES! FUCK YOU TOO!
SmartLlama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming!
a905 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you know what they call a cheeseburger in France?"
Super_important_shit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It can't rain all the time"
cotton_elephant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like thatโฆ he is gone."
Tha_MIS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Anderson...
TankRizzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In order to do this, I must become Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.
Shazam1269 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Demented and sad, but social.
Donmartini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where did you get those pants? At the toilet store.......
DomoMadSock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's no moon...
LoneWanderer111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Give me some of your tots!"
rsmiff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So am I to understand that you men completed your training on your own? That's the fact Jack!!"
Sickness69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I'm going to have to ask you to come in on the weekend....
darharhar113 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a leaf in the wind
libradementor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You must never go there, son"
wbfletcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
yochris1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got knocked the fuck out!
Estacomfome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Bond, James Bond!
highqling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!
-_-Jack-_- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what again"
kyperion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's no moon..."
JesusMandals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat...
DJ_Inseminator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You had my curiosity, now you have my attention".
cautiously_stoned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English mother fucker, do you speak it!?
TravisThaxton2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm tired of these MONKEY-BLASTING snakes on the MONDAY-TO-TUESDAY plane! (Edited based on the TV version I saw recently.)
skippydogo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LEFT CHEEK LEFT CHEEK LEFT CHEEK!
Azrane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have what she's having.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Im having an old friend for dinner"
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wake up bitch, you're my new best friend"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Drainage!"
DCohen_99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4u
Mr_Trichomeski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The snozberries taste like snozberries
snipthm79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cannot believe nobody said "YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALLS!!!"
vrutko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again!
Mangaman13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
warrioguythi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im gonna snatch every motherfucker birthday
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming"
Dutch_Callahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am the Night Rider!!!"
PM_me_nicetits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alllllllllllrighty, then!
dsutari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a larger ship!
BombaFett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Vex_Detrause ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"In a world..."
Am I doing it right?
Arivain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get.. the... ludes!
Sentient_Pizza_Box ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know Kung Fu
Sink_Snow_Angel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Earf"
stillnotears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mcfly!"
Bullnettles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what one more time!!!"
BTC_Brin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not a tumor."
missmicroninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mostly Maui-Wowie, maaaaan, but it's got some Labrador in it 'cause my dog ate my staaash..."
arocjd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait till they get a load of me.
JCastXIV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
Karma_Gardener ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I ain't got time to bleed...
GuppysBalls666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is this a shifter car? I cannot drive a shifter car, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?!?"
EdibleVelvet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And we'll always be friends forever... Right Copper?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO, I am you father
TheFrank314 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Ah reckon so'
cs_katalyst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
orevuar shoshana!!
ShinyZubat95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You only need to hang mean bastards, but mean bastards you need to hang.
wintersmoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth."
smixton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
WillyObnoxious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keep the change ya filthy animal"
trifonpapahronis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father.
Nostha299 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You play ball like a girl!" "You're killin me smalls."
scoobydonts23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They pissed on my fuckin rug
ChocolateSphynx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die.
flapjax68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
gizmoidproton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It really tied the room together
alexanderalright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties.
pietastervw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and I'm Ron burgundy, Go fuck yourself San Diego
bikenbass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its in the holeee
lesbefriendly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We ride together, we die together.
kenixi123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
42
edwartica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ack rack, Ack Ack rack ack.
Shazam1269 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father."
Surprised I haven't spotted this yet in here.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I used to think i knew, now i'm not so sure. "
"Time's Up"
direwooolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"i say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. it's the only way to be sure"
HookedOnAFeeling360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pull the lever Kronk!
djdiggla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Be a lot cooler if you did"
neighborhoodbaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
Rogue_Spear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going streaking through the quad!!!
Kizy_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
bisquitsandgravey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As i pass, do i give you the ass or the crotch?
declanrowan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger."
yopeee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are no pacts between lions and men. You will have no ears tonight. No eyes and no tongue. You will walk the underworld blind deaf and dumb and all the dead will know you as the fool who thought he killed Achilles.
Gdou13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bueller?
adrgaj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box?!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolate.
smileylord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm funny how? Do I amuse you, am I a fucking clown?"
corran450 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you ain't first, you're last!
DerposaurPlays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
HowyadoinOK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KEVIN!
Booney3721 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates
ImOnItSir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
_pateradactyl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You must've eaten like, a hundred bucks worth of pot, and like, thirty bucks worth of shrooms, man.
mustash_cash_stash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CAN YOU DIG IT!?
pillowpants101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's game over man, game over!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
Ulthan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a trap!!
jackmeoff2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.
FEbillymays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Bond James Bond."
djdiggla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got 5000 dollars I've got 5000 dollars I've got 5000 dollars"
amikaboshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For the Horde!
Eatserial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dp
Kelmax54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look At Me. Iโm The Captain Now.
tafbird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โข Bambarbia. Kirgudu.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We ain't found shit!
Simstar83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waaaazzzuuuuuuuuuup?!??
Deukon79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MULTI-PASS!"
ragingdeltoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come with me if you want to live
vocaliser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was waiting for this one.
Akushu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung fu.
Rpgilligan85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
myoverlycreativename ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."
GGgollyohmy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!
dridge88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane."
SirBudric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun."
TheFakeAndreAgassi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
WhatUpCuzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed... bitch!"
bambippity_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You got knocked the fuck out!"
Zedfightsganon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings"
iam23skidoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did we just become best friends"
djdiggla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NO WHEEZING THE JUICE!"
eaglewatch1945 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There can be only one."
HelloZee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bye Felicia!"
Jhad31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shpadoinkle!
Gabe121411 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do or do not, there is no try."
lajb85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
wriggles24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Balls to Monty!
Martrys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For Frodo"
rfgh123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You shall not pass" or "avada kedavra" or "you're a wizard Harry"
LettuceC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you.
_PSP_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The horror. The horror...
zk001guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Lord baby Jesus...
gardenbase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over, man. Game over!
eventhorizon79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Asta la vista, baby"
Bi0Generation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane"
ProfessorSpook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You shall not pass
irondraconis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hello my name is inigo montoya
satphone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He touched the butt.
alimanac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sick of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
kyousaya4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For you"
tingiri1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista baby
BabyJesusFetus420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're My Boy, Blue
StealthMasterMcEdgy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am not drinking any fucking Merlot!
SirCoolio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get in loser, we're going shopping
MaybeTomorrow_Maybe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where'd you get those pants?? The ...... toilet store?
mnpepp1313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you ain't first, you're last!"
SlyKlyde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
kyousaya4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Crashing this plane... with no survivors!"
inhyak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brennan has a mangina!
Forestpooper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson.
something_hilarious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I love about high school girls, I get older and they stay the same age
Jambi2015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Red Snapper!........Very Tasty!"
Islandkid679 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? "Hasta la vista, baby" isn't here?
FluroBlack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"By Grabthars hammer. You shall be avenged!"
HahahaAlexander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HEEEEEEEY YOU GUUUYS!"
Vallarta21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jack...the boats are here."
kyousaya4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No luck catching them swans yet?
hoppyfrood42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
ViscerallyAttractive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
Manderus99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
malakistiri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adrian!
Onequalityoflife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We definitely need a bigger boat
kyousaya4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane."
radieschen79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you get."
ThatOnePrince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"wingardium leviosa"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Take care of me? YOU TAKE CARE OF ME? Did you ever think about that? Huh! Did you ever once think about that? Send Fredo off to do this, send Fredo off to do that. Let Fredo take care of some Mickey Mouse nightclub somewhere. Send Fredo to pick somebody up at the airport. IM YOUR OLDER BROTHER MIKE AND I WAS STEPPED OVER."
Mot93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome mr Bond.
BSRosales ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go web go"
secret_tsukasa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"put your hands up"
"..no."
"what?"
"i said no"
"why not?"
"i don't want to.."
"but i gotta gun.."
"i don't care"
"but... that doesn't make any sense"
"too bad!"
Rust_SOE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."
Pranks_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
zero_dgz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
afganistanimation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what again!"
Gladwec0uldshare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me while I whip this out.
hovazz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It must be some kind of hot tub time machine"
Kvitt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you.
Geifken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I AM your father!
limax_celerrimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Share the load!
Nicknick135 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
wittman44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bueller......Bueller......
Metalnakls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back!
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't look at me Little Puppet"
rfpels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will have the same as they have
Makonar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dead or alive, you are coming with me"
Kristoffer__1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Charlie don't surf!
thebearfromstartrack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A Tiger Shark"..."A whaaat?"
lightgray03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The cold never bothered me anyway.
alxjcaboose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
Doc_Mayhem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im gona have me some fun... Im gona have me some fun... Im gona have me some fun.....
puzzle_ninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
afganistanimation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Anybody want a peanut?"
SuperDemonPanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend.
ChronicLair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I truly do love our lemon tree.
Just imagine a life full of lemon trees.
Blackenkraken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I thought hurricane season was ova"
Mason_1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"She turned me into a newt!! ...I got better."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is maximus
pumpkin111496 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bueller... Bueller... Bueller"
realjeffmangum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!
GuitarWizard98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Smile you son of a bitch!"
sp0rk_walker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That'll do pig, That'll do."
aykaaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You now me on smoke nice
Cuppar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Charlie don't surf!"
lundah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want a liter of cola.
Lukenasty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The names James, James Bond.
legendmaster20 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The names Bond, James Bond" You had one job!
NittLion78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"James Francis Ryan of Iowa?"
OhAreThey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!" Wait a tick.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The leads are weak? The fuckin' leads are weak? You're weak."
alamurda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: People attributing quotes to the wrong movies h i l a r i o u s l y.
somethingobscur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it's in the movie it's technically correct.
nakuldhotre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i am gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
Legoblockhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman."
From the Dark Knight
J0L0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!"
size59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going to need a bigger boat
MunchieMofo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box?!"
Aphorismic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dillon!
admiralx8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doh!
Lillyluv111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny...
dzerominus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, Sean doesn't surf anymore stupid...
themilkyone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have but one claw, but beware!
Laughterrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista, baby"
BunuTheShunu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Simba!"
Inhawkswetrust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Obviously you're not a golfer"
Geometry314 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta La Vista, Baby."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon.
PissShiverss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry
koolkatmat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE"
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Colt got beat by a giiirl"
Bushido_Plan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Iceberg right ahead!"
MMFW_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bye Felicia
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nice Guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you go home and play with your kids."
alex9505 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would like to buy a damburger!
apkatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky?
kpnorthern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SQUeal Boy!! Squeal like a pig!!!
thechugdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let's get bombed!"
morbid_bean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Like a glove"
Ocean__Sunfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Noooooooooooo!"
ClashmanTheDupe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hail to the king, baby
MickyApple13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
feeble_attempt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah, so is my Johnson."
MsWhimsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you going to bark all day little doggie or are you going to bite?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the crotch or the ass?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They bought it."
KRUZAA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You merely adopted the dark
Remington_Snatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
GrainOfSlaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah Big gulps, huh? Awesome... Well c-ya later!
Lakridspibe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship
monstar28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you feel lucky, punk"
IUsed2BHot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson.
InTheHamIAm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Will you forget about the fuckimg toe!
DerPoki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I dare you, I double dare you motherf*cker"
panerai388 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddess!!!
Imacharizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"here's looking at you kid"
meraii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It can't rain all the time"
Kdprevet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โPeople shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people.โ
octaviusromulus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know kung-fu."
CherryyPoppinzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I'll be your huckleberry "
barodge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity and beyond"
ajbags26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me?"
TheSarcasticFrontier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'No, I AM your father'
Gourry007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where you goin'? Nowhere!"
beannet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm divergent"
bittnor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"i can't even light this thing by myself"
cofnguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
Grokla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not your fault.
colorsneverfaded ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am a leaf on the...." :'(
zero50587 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
kickenitsince93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I am your father "
Lebrancard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed is dead baby...
ShoKuzuki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why so serious?
Jedihand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is a sin to kill a mockingbird
AlifeofSimileS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This place is kinda... JUICYYYYY.
1982booklover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You had me at hello"
idontwantafanta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"welcome to jurassic park."
Burritoman519 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Iโve said it before and Iโll say it again. Life moves pretty fast. If you donโt stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it."
Ins0mniak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't threaten me Al! You're out of shape. I'll kick your ass!
BlueAlien13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Lets put a smile on that face!"
The_RealGandalf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We'll always have Paris.
dreljeffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multipass!
Mentally5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" :P
Bremic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Zero stones. ZERO CRATES!"
Zala-Sancho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say, man, you got a joint?" "No, not on me, man. "It'd be a lot cooler if you did."
TheProcrastafarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman."
ep1939 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Marcello, come here"
nickwimp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I come for your daughter, chuck"
rage_baneblade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh dear. She's been murdered. And you think I did it."
DempseyRoller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stay on target...
ajbags26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring your green hat
cloudstrife5671 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did you do, Ray?
birdsnbanjos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KANEDA!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh golly gee a single tear rolls down my cheek, you're willing to die for your friend?
Sweet-DDT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" Use the Force Luke "
let_me_not ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me?"
maksa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
37?!
earthw2002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We've not come up with anything better than smashy-smashy-egg-men.
Lom3us ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father
nyteshyft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Time to nut up, or shut up!
luced ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is it dead?"
ImNoPCGamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just want you
TicklinTrent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"nobody fucks with the jesus."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put the bunny back in the box..
kieppie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see you shiver with antici................
irsmart2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say it!!
kieppie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...
5natchAdam5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
JXPAOL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Because I was inverted."
DankMemeGod420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Adventure is out there!"
runDTrun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...I'm always angry."
Raaaaawwwrrrrrr!!!... -CLANK-
"Hold on!".... -pew-
AkariAkaza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT
JoeyJoJoShabba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're going to need a bigger boat
account3231 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the point of this thread? To name a movie you like that is easily recognizable with a quote and then circlejerk about the movie?
NotADumbMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you bleed? You will."
Thorac1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They killed Killer B"
iloveyouwhores ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Costco. I love you."
Snakesenpai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
''Say what one more time''
CoolLabRat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista, baby"
ry4ny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jack! Come back!"
AbeOfPalaces ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father...
NSAapprovedusername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"I'm a lead farmer mother fucker!"
Brighmjr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does it have to be a movie? " Ah, it looks like it's beginning to rain."
controversial_op ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Iron Man.
I think it was from Batman V Superman?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We can talk or not talk for hours, and still find things to not talk about."
tigertom99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those aren't pillows.
Porschedog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE IS SHE?
poetryandbeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
Drummin4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your Father.
son_of_noah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I'm afraid the deflector sheilds will be quite operational when your friends arrive.
RagnarRipper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You do not talk about... uh... Taco club...
MrsPinappleFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke! I am your father!
statictonality ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*No, I am your father.
nuke691 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
ExtraLucky13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be your huckleberry.
PhagtomGaynon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A HUH HUH HUH HUH
fourtyoneDogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
Unthinkable-Thought ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This ain't like dusting crops.
Ins0mniak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My friends. You bow to no one.
peskysister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know he can GET the job...but can he DO the job?" "I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not ARGUING that with you. I am not arguing that with YOU!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alright, look! There's only one return, ok!?! And it ain't of the king, it's of the Jedi."
joethebeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Maaaah waaahf"
victoriugh_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DAAAAAYUUUUUMM
JackWantz11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
My_Name_Is_SKELETOR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father!"
Gutterflame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."
PhunnelCake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey kid, wanna toothpick?"
skinny_matryoshka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
Kickflow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
The1975ArcticHoodlum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm so scared right now. I'm just gonna do what's sensible, I'm gonna file for unemployment. Then I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, because they got an excellent corporate structure and they. . .they give you the tools to be your own boss!"
CorsairX89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck...Ass!!!
bisquitsandgravey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Tyler we trust
FLeXyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The 'D' is silent, hillbilly"
The1975ArcticHoodlum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why are you so sweaty?"
"I was watching Cop's."
Spacefiish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Manners maketh man."
agentdynamo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YES! I am invincible!!"
Tree_Eyed_Crow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
double2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So you mean to tell me these wars are in the stars?!"
Roflkopt3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Out of commission, become a pillbox. Out of ammo, become a bunker. Out of time, become heroes."
Spinnvill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop".
ClasicGamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was beauty that killed the beast.
defnottrollingyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my lil fren'
FortunateB0B ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"who are you gonna call?"
LTH304 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who's Z? Z's dead baby
danecdotal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No matter where you go, there you are.
nodnizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Daddy would you like some sausage?"
vindictivevanity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ugh, GOSH!"
USMC-5811 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SSSSSSHHHHHHHAAAAAAAWING
theSchmoopy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
madchens123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck it dude, lets go bowling"
debtheweb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why spiders? Why can it be follow the butterflies!
IvanTheCreator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're not aiming for the truck!"
RobertFrench ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
weap99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a goofy goober yeah..."
SKEETER_PAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a goofy goober, yeah....
Shewhoisgroovy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS....IS...SPARTAAA!!!
ramot1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead, make my day...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flt9K8vlJGE
thyazide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY WHAT AGAIN, SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOD DAMNED TIME.
misterwhalestoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surprise to not see this one here:
"What we have here is a failure to communicate"
aussienick1990 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey christmas tree, over here come kill me.
tobiasstauhf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.
thr33pwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Show me your war face!"
YetiTits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?"
vindictivevanity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leelu multipass"
Potethode123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did nat hit her, it's nat true, it's bullshit! I did nat hit her, I did naaaaat!
CaptainJack0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEY I'M WALKIN' HERE
spiderspit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back You had me at hello You talkin to me?
Pennywiez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DO YOU SUCK DICKS!??!?!?
dekuscrubber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!
Nompies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even more treacherous than he is attractive, he has never uttered a single word without some dishonorable intention. Every woman he has successfully pursued has regretted it. Stay away from him.
Icc0ld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lets see if you bastards can do 90
macevans3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Play it again, Sam"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whoa! This isn't Woodshop class!?"
horrorshowmalchick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My boy's wicked smaht!
ACKRlTE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kummmeeeennnnneeeeyayyyyyyhaaaaa!
Kobus4444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I drink your milkshake!"
washheightsboy3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put the coffee down! Coffee is for closers only.
jewnicorn36 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"that is one tasty burger"
maxi1134 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We thought you was a toad."
Edit: Commas
lowballstandstart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big gulps, huh? Alright! Welp, see ya later!"
youraveragepro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's all I have to say about that.
captinmaxi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We could put up wanted posters all over school: Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beula Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daaaaaamn or "bye Felicia"
SPYDABLAKK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Never go against the family"
sandrone_92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!'
Octo_Reggie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her!"
[throws water bottle]
"I did not. Oh hi, Mark."
Scuba_jim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You look like a bunch of retards tryin' to fuck a doorknob!
BgBg_swagwag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Carla was the prom queen
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll need assistance!"
ICUMTARANTULAS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"
calidrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1giVzxyoclE
scobeavs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shwing!
ULTRON22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a lot of nuts!!
Granda_To_Nathan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well your horn works, now try your lights.
omarpwnsn00bs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i live my life a quarter mile at a time
LeGrandLion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
F4T4L_3RR0R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
HalfVirtual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and in case i don't see ya. Good afternoon, good evening and goodnight!
locakitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I can eat 50 eggs."
1mrlee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
60% of the time, it works every time.
DavidChristen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" big gulps eh? Welp, see ya later."
RscMrF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of Fight Club is that you don't talk about Fight Club.
Wonder what the movie could be????
elvendil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We'll drive home backwards" ... and if that doesn't get it for you "a man with priorities so far out of whack does not deserve such a fine automobile"
Tralldan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Krunk83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
Blueflare14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I dreamt I kid napped Liam Neson's daughter and he just wasn't having it."
stringybass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I. Drink. Your. Milkshake!!!!
coked_out_orangutan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coffee's for closers only.
Obandigo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
TheInvincibleCow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
draculaid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jaws is destroying the Boat!"
elwayo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earth to Matilda
jerrydaterminator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates
Danksloul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You shall not pass
M00SK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Woah..."
Fanboxshop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Voilร ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
allensmoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Costco, I Love You."
shippymcshipface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're out of your element Donnie!
resonantSoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, the first rule is that you're not supposed to talk about it.
A-and the second rule is... that you're not supposed to talk about it.
Tex_Bootois ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want chorizo and eggs.
vaiserious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back!
MrChrisOD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rubber dinghy rapids.
JamesEarlDavyJones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You wanna know how I got these scars?"
Kiyoko504 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stay Out Of My Psychoses
only-the-lonely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Babafats13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Funny HOW? What do you mean funny? Like a clown? I'm here to amuse you?"
Shy_Poke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back."
IamTheLiquor87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to da choppah!!"
elwayo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously you're not a golfer
na13zz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Pick up the coc* sucking phone"
bitterjack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
kingryanperry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your my boy blue!
the_nuguns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We've lost gorgeous george.
cowslikeqrass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get the luuuudes!
bse50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead or alive you're coming with me!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're legally allowed to drink now, so we figured the best thing for you was a car.
jrakosi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry."
IamTheLiquor87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ooopen bar duudes!!"
bitterjack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at me- I am the captain now.
DaMan124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I HAVE HAD IT, WITH THESE MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES, ON THIS MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE!!!"
awakeningosiris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Chut up!" "Go back to China, bitch!"
vporau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shaken, not stirred"
corylaheyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!
tribunetony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
"If you build it, they will come"
"A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away"
Tex_Bootois ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
IamTheLiquor87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!!"
Dq231 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I said, put the bunny down.
d0psimja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
NasalData ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're tearing me apart Lisa!"
wanderinglilly1992 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"suck on these chinese nuts"
Joseph101025 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back."
JEThrockmorton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does Marcellus Wallace Look Like A Bitch?!
SecretIdentity91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
I'm late, it's probably definitely already been said. Who cares though.
CoffeeAddict76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who is keyser soze?
dabadger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh hey Mark!"
Lackswick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"up! UP! UP!!! UP!!! up? UP!!"
BiteSizedUmbreon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We are the Xmen"
Kame_Killer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAMES IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE"
AthosAlonso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father" (really? I haven't seen this answer yet, wow)
IamTheLiquor87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I hope you have lots of money"
BlueAuroraHippo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NOT THE BEES!"
InOnTheKillTaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's so fetch
IamTheLiquor87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ASS TO ASS!!"
enomodnar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!!!
class_Human ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The flutter of a butterfly's wing can cause a typhoon halfway around the world."
Alion1080 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Licence and registration... CHICKEN FUCKER! BAKAWK!
The__1who__trolls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.
Vapenayshon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry!
beavs808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
theSchmoopy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi. I'm Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods. We're both Gemini vegetarians.
WVBotanist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why am I Mr. Pink?
dudeuknow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the one that says bad mother fucker on it.
kittibear33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you gonna call?
power_beige ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where all the white women at??
Psychobob35 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a star. You're a star. You're a big, bright, shining star"
InOnTheKillTaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
Nicolay77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
MundaneAsparagus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna be a funny little footnote on my epic ass!
IamTheLiquor87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That little guy... i wouldn't worry about that little guy"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?
mkb1208 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father
Ramicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
"You're a Wizard, Harry."
"If you build it, he will come."
TuTone222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? AREN'T WE FUCKIN' FUNNY?!"
bisquitsandgravey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats not a knife thats a fucking duck
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.
MrLogicWins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"First prize is a Cadillac Eldorado... Second prize is a set of steak knives... Third prize.. is you're fired!"
"Put that coffee down... coffee is for closers"
Animorphs135 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
ayush-k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you.
Nicolay77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...this is from Matilda.
streetparker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm the Dude"
But just because I have to do this...
"Iโm the Dude, so thatโs what you call me. That or, uh His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino, if youโre not into the whole brevity thing."
VladGuerreroFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He vanished like a fart in the wind"
humboldt_problems ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English mother fucker, do you speak it?
ChefBS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
leave the gun and take the canollis.
Oneforburton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, I forgot to ask. Do you like guacamole?"
topdotter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.
Jabukon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
528 491
CreativityPlis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!"
Dunkos9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MY PRECIOUS"
cntry82txn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When someone asks you if you're a god you say Yes!"
Jm_777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
cp5184 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nht2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
Red_sled ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lava?
LuffyThePirateKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fly....you fools!
mostlyemptyspace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring out the gimp.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THE HILLSSSS ARE ALIIIIIVE, WITH THE -"
YourmomgoestocolIege ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Two men enter, One man leaves"
topdotter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at 'Hello'.
Loveablediane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My momma always said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know whatcha gonna get"
Kneester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaaaaaaaall righty then!!!!
peterhuzza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That'll do pig, that'll do"
Ranger1221 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was born ready motherfucker
voictor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my precious
MikeOxmaul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig.
candleflame3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where is she taking them?
maluket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Never get high in your own supply"
Greendragon00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her, you BITCH!
ThreeCranes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster
streetparker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What we've got here is failure to communicate"
icumonu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Smile you son of a bitch"
desperatemanblues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what's with today today
DarcyTheFrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My names BRUCE"
topdotter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's erev fucking Shabbos
Buletman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at "Hello."
drontoz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHE'S A FOUR YEARS OLD. SHE'S A FUCKING FOUR YEARS OLD.
arctice36 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God, i wish I was a loofah!
Jolly674 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bullshit! You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"
austinf4564 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll never let go, Jack."
HughJBawles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me Smalls!"
Almost_TTD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this? Ol' Jack always says... what the hell?"
sambio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
PhilipHervaj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry."
arctice36 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want a hamburger, no cheeseburger. I want a hotdog, French fries, a coke...
tunaface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HOOOWAAH!
Kevlar_socks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MURPH
alexharrisonart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man game over !
tetrehedron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If he dies, he dies".
InOnTheKillTaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
laxoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You were my brother Anakin!
Gramage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mommy always said there were no monsters, no real ones, but there are.
Coolduesman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody Move A muscle.
deadbumm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"STUPID! you're so stupid"
koaeas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Harry, I took care of it"
aww1126a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's right monkey, play my head!
toolongalurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say "What" again. Say it one more god damn time! I dare you! I double dare you mother fucker!
IconicSuperheroName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AUTOBOTS, ROLLOUT
KnopflerisGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not drinking merlot!"
koaeas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your mom goes to college"
sugaredlemons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah. All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This...is my BOOMSTICK! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart. YA GOT THAT!?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name's Forrest Gump."
syracusehorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You killed my father, prepare to die"
JenkinsPeachboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MA SWAMP"
aterrorcatsandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it safe?
DDuub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not even supposed to be here today."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One does not simply walk into Mordor."
doonkune ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"In the jungle you must wait until the dice read five or eight."
Dyc3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talk to me Goose
xTheFirefighter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like thatโฆ he is gone.
The Usual Suspects
HornSaucer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta La Vista, baby.
jonahoberloh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DONKEY
Etthomehome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want a toe? I can get you a toe by 2 o'clock
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everybody be cool, YOU be cool!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky, punk?
Dyc3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And we're trained actors motherfucker...
SirBleepsalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Am I jumping around from tree to tree all, nimbily bimbly?"
andrewbeckster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"
ultimaterufffles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
The1975ArcticHoodlum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But anyway, ANYWAY, Ignacio tells meee. .
"Yo, I met this crazy fine writer chick at the spot last night, like FINE, fine, crazy stupid FINE."
And he goes up to the bartenderย and says:
"Look at that girl I'm with? Y'know I sayin' shes crazy stupid FINE, right?"
And the bartender all like:
"Yeah, crazy stupid FINE!".
"Yo, I'm like a boss in the world of guerilla journalism and I got mad connects with the peeps behind the curtains, you know what I'm saying?".
Ignacio is like:
"For real?"
And she's like:
"Yeah. You know what, I can't tell you who myย contactย is because he works for the Avengers!"."
"Oh, no."
"Yeah, this dude sounds like a badass, man!
"Yo, I'm looking for this dude who's who's mo' unseen who's flashing this fresh tat, who's got, like, bomb moves, right? Who you got?".
And she's like:
"Well, we got everything nowadays, we gotย a guy who jumps, we got a guy who swings, we got a guy who crawls up the walls, you gotta be more specific!".
And he's like:
"I'm looking for a guy who shrinks.".
And I'm like:
Daaamn! I got all nervous 'cause I keep mad secrets for you, bro.
So I asked Ignacio:
"What'd bad-ass tell the stupid fine writer chick to tell you to tell me because I'm tight withย Ant-Manย that he's looking for him?".
"And? What'd he say?"
"He said yes."
forcoolstuffD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door... Yay!"
CamHack420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
gigatrap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
grantmoore3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aaaallllrighty then!"
DDuub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Two chicks at the same time, man."
celebratesparking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no crying in baseball!
Diggle83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say car ramrod, say car ramrod!
Squ3akyN1nja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM GROOT!
Chilly9613 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the bone of my sword.
DoTheDishesDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat..."
anal_nutfucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh hai Mark"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Batman!
pabstjribbon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates....
whybag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"See what happens when you fight a stranger in the Alps?"
The TV dub might make it more recognizable from just one line.
heimdallr720 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father!!!
Stubbzie07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... because I was inverted.
R34R34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back", "If it bleeds we can kill it", "It's not a tumor!", pretty much any Schwarzenegger quote. That guy manages to deliver every line with such badassery the rest of humanity can only dream to attain.
hectorjackson10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy... or are you gonna bite?
169mph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say Hello to my little friend!"
mailboy79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the case?"
Oogaman00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i think its a box
mailboy79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. Wrong film.
Thank you for playing, do try again. :)
Oogaman00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
then clearly a bad choice of quote lol
Lamshoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MAH SWAMP?!?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name was Robert Paulson
jedi21knight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am trapped in a glass box of emotions!!
CamillaBlu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You broke my heart Freddo
Nueraman1997 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
Decap_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FREEDOM!!!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WE CANT STOP HERE, THIS IS BAT COUNTRY.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You Talkin' To Me?
PM_ME_UR_HARD_DICKS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never go full retard
HighTowerly_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In a game of thrones you win or you die!
jake113 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you aint first, youre last
Erotic_Abe_Lincoln ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stay away from her you BITCH!!!"
anthempt3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe I haven't seen it yet but..
"No, I am your father." & "May the force be with you."
Did I miss these somehow? I gotta think they are the most famous lines in any movie ever.
FredHowl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I drive.. oops
LDLover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why would I want to do the dishes?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As long as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."
KillerMemeLord1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!!
veracosa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
twhite1195 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GET TO THE CHOPPA!"
Cow-chapato33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watch the beverage man!
theAmberTrap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Game over, man. Game over!"
redfoxshadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Kitty!"
cbreeze24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What, you still throwing up bricks? What is this, a Masons convention? Wha... clank, clank! I need, like, a welding torch to play in this league! I got an idea... let's just stop right now and gather up all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so your mother will have a place to live... I want your mother and your sister out of my house immediately!
246011111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, what a day. What a lovely day!
pm_me_just_cause ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You never go ass to mouth."
crowdedlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Spookymonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over, man!
westmontblvd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'You can't handle the truth'
SgvSth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
TacoRedHead4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Prince? What prince? What son of a king would accept a man's hospitality, eat his food, drink his wine, embrace him in friendship, and then steal his wife in the middle of the night?"
super_witty_usernam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
welcome to Juarez
Rainy234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you watching closely?
ratchet457l ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe it! I just found my very first clue!
MrNeverpeter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You like Huey Lewis and the News?"
tenpercentspandex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's another curse: May all your bacon burn."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SomeBODY.....
Oh wait, this is for movies, not songs.
Frodojj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know."
ilovebooks2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night.
quaid4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The only way for me to solve this crisis is for me to be Superman IV: The Quest for Peace"
bunnybearlover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your mama was a snowblower.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"42"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake."
woczarder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surprise mothafaka!
dangrdan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me Smalls!
QuarantineViewer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be bak
Toasted_FlapJacks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Two mice fell into a bucket of cream..."
Bigbody95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He turns around and tips his hat" And I'm like "EEEEEMMMMIIIILLLLLIIIIOOOOOO" The mighty duck himself
1Riot1Ranger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people.
CUMFETTI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If we don't come down hard on these clowns, we're gonna be up to our balls in jugglers!
NegatiVelocity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GREAT ODINS RAVEN
alternatively
WHY DONT YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND?
WiseGuyJoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE A BIG GUY
cnhn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well alright alright alright.
dontpissintothewind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"
yougogirrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Morons, your bus is leaving."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hang onto your diapies, babies. We're going in!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the odds be ever in your favor.
246011111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly."
kkw211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She ain't got no license, Lisa.
gratefulhead93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, your opinion, man."
Shmeegz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luckily my neck broke me fall
Kubrick007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're Tearing Me Apart, Lisa!
summonern0x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's a snake in my boots!"
crowdedlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shaken, not stirred.
Mattman654 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
takes huge sniff of gunpowder "I'm touching myself tonite"
jacobhilker1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her, you bitch!
carlosspicywiener576 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you like apples? Well I got a numbah. How do you like them apples!"
alamarain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember sully how I said I'd kill you last? That's right major, you did!
I lied.
hold_that_door ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have a martini shaken not stirred.
onebadpoet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry
benjaminicholas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl.
Froginator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the Rocky Mountain would be a little Rockier than this.
DDuub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
crowdedlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winter is comming
Kingaaron2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gimme the keys you cocksucking mother f*cker!"
12gideon12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not my potatoe!!
flare2000x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the force . . .
l0wr3584 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
Renualz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We are Marshall."
lolowe12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Popeyes Chicken is fucking awesome!"
disk5464 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talking to me?
coozgoblin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get back here you goddamn iRobot!"
Ljono ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going to need a bigger boat
xXStar4Xx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DAAAMMMNNN!!!
Revolucius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
belungawhale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RunninBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ass to ass
Eliminateu94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a meme"
wyxtt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name's Jeff"
redbearpause ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're on a mission from God."
sirkeats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates"
MichieD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I love about these high school girls, I get older, they stay the same age.
AlwaysInWrongLane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
Dragonscales ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllrighty then!
_ur_mom_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
AwayToHit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
reggaeradar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're tearing me apart Lisa!
Ggguile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulsen
dug99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Time to die.
QueQueEnElCulo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"60% of the time, it works every time."
KrisAlmighty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O hai Mark.
NoOneNotImportant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude, where's my car?" Oh wait...
arm90210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista baby.
SlaveofAdventure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude
mydogismax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dingo ate my baby
Kateawesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
And that's all I got to say about that
black009-_- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?
IntravenusDeMilo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All in favor, say die."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asking reddit to spout meme-quotes? Guaranteed replies.
strangepantheon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put... the candle... back.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
here's johnny!
themightymartin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're on a mission from God"
skyerror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHERE IS SHE!!!!"
_Jimmy2times ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DONKEY!!
_Bannanas_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Better out than in as I always say"
umightdisagreebut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky punk? Well...do you?
Inle-rah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.
deathe_breeply ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown."
applestem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
mmbrown321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."
Made-of-paper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit? Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
greeneggsnspaghetti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get in loser, we're going shopping.
246011111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The hammer is my penis."
danchesterunited ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
obamalips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The price is wrong bitch
real_gynecologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CaliFornya
Aculeus- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
kamikaze_red ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry I took care of it ...
Midgard1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life."
Joseph_Jobes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
' that wasn't flying that was ... falling with style '
dug99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was cured, all right!"
AnErikWithaK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where we're going we don't need roads."
OmarTrufflez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
caracarn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ni !
AutoDollarHouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
232thorium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They now survive as soldiers of fortune.
supaswag69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Autobots, roll out!!
lennyp4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're on a mission from God"
thescrapplekid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dude abides
megska ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
246011111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NO CAPES!"
InOnTheKillTaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
mrcleanup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The "D" is silent.
joe38658 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Cornetto"
joe38658 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Cornetto"
EventsConspire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott
Slock1971 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bueller, Buelller, Bueller?
ChristotheO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Big Mac's a Big Mac but they call it Le Big Mac.
Zethel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you talking to me?
Stormline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Our ships can't withstand firepower of that magnitude!
bogus_otis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I smell varmint poontang
toucans_tunes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always. Be. CLOSING
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shoooo tarrrr!
Bindowah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Greed is good
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
sports3278 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm tired of these mutha fuckin snakes on this mutha fuckin plane"
kikesaltos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"say what one more time mother fucker"
Puddlepiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND YOU MUST BE THE MONOPOLY GUY! Hey... Thanks for the free parking!
HappySpaceCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going we won't need roads.
MrRunagar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are two kinds of people in this world. Those with guns, and those who dig. You dig.
DrNoseDick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's a fuckin' lollipop man knowin karate?
Imwintergreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hope is a good thing"
majicebe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By Grabthar's Hammer... what a savings...
ButterflyAttack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Play it again, Sam.
kalimna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Houston, we have a problem....
SamelCamel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DID YOU PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH?!?!?!
Foppful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody fucks with the Jesus"
vocalistsXD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GO BACK TO CHINA BITCH!
VenDEADa666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry"
NoPantsChance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father."
rewardadrawer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
Owndead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shame reloads shotgun
kalimna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, i dont give a damn
Onespokeovertheline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want... your, life.
hockeykidjsp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!"
Lamsha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HEEEERE'S JOHHNY!"
saygab16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these motherfking snakes on this motherfking plane!"
OfficeLarrys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the dishes are done man!
ilikeyourchupacabras ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GOOOOOOOD MORNING, VIETNAAAAAAAAM"
the_mojonaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
diabolical_diarrhea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to the choppaaa'!"
xShadowhunter6x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Show me the money!"
Ryuluck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โYou keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it meansโ
kalimna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im the king of the wooooooorld
sfried_doe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're money, baby."
Smokenspectre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The rug really tied the room together
carpetstain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Show me the money"
amgrush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im tired of these muthafuckin snakes on this mutha fuckin plane
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're bigger than US steel
naricstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
42.
egdop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you fly. Bobby ?
zlaw32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You shall not pass!
TheMunchkin5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
Ongargis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Freeeeeeeedom!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?
howdyboobytime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin to me?
Orisi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
EmilyRatajkowski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're my boy, Blue!"
Ace_Slimejohn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you like them apples!?
JesusWasAUnicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky, punk? Well do ya?
savagecolombian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got a bad feeling about this
ICEMANdrake214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your Father!"
atglobe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Smile, you son of a bitch!"
beaniebabiesliedtous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of a name is Stove?
boathouse2112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming.
StuDarkJedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep the change, you filthy animal.
DamnRock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeeeere's Johnny!
lakrisnisse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GROOVY!
ibelieveineveryone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You loose something over here, hondo?
Detharious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again.
misgreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But you have heard of me."
Monarchy2014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you ain't first, you're last"
Kickasspancakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't mess with the bull, you'll get the horns.
est1roth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're not wrong, you're just an asshole."
TehBlackNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me?
Frozenfire21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHATS IN THE BOX!?!?!?!?
Lancertwaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MURPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ElektricGeist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never rub another man's rhubarb!
buckeyedrake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have to become... Superman 4: the quest for peace"
professortweeter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane.
TheBlackBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This seems like an extraordinarily easy question
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Indigo Montoya, You killed my father, Prepare to die!"
lakeseaside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He fucks!...this guy fucks! I am sure he is doing all the fucking around here!"
guntermench43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
Theyellowtoaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
suck... suck... SUCK!
ladiesmanboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First rule of fight club: you do not talk about fight club
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my lil friend!
TripleD503 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Til all are one
majicebe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you build it, they will come.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your mom goes to college
fivemetresfromthesun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A dog cannot make this journey alone. But, maybe, a wolf can!"
TehBlackNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
filthridden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
turqfreeq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Serpentine, Shel, serpentine
3nl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
Gastrocat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ya like dags?"
Wormguy666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello Sidney"
007age ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead...
Urzu402 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"1.21 Gigawatts!?"
ArimusPrime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Onions have layers, ogres have layers"
Rick_from_C137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tonight, we make soap.
papadoc55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no crying in baseball!
onethousandblankets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Biggus....Dickus...
Melstar1416 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't get up!
Orisi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You, my room, 10:30 tonight. You, 10:45... and bring a friend."
JamesIDG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"
007age ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be your huckleberry.
Margaritashoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I gots the poo on me!!!
dange1st ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its time to nut up or shut up
mrwelchman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't cross the streams."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One does not simply walk into Mordor."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah... one more thing: I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch!
regnare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're in a tight spot!"
ashaceawe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You were the chosen one, A*****!"
ILikeCandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Son, you got a panty on your head.
gimjun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
Billy1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a bad feeling about this"
lanananana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'am Mcloving!"
ArimusPrime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One does not simply walk into Mordor"
Fullyprimed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey lady! There's a whale in your boat
rape_jokes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hai Mark
township_rebel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All I need are some tasty waves, and a cool buzz, and I'm fine
red_firetruck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
hecantremembermyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You met me at a very strange time in my life.
pastor_simon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The way of the future, the way of the future, the way of the future, the way of the future...
JimBoyDiggenSag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โI am your father!โ
plutos123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โTPS reportsโ
-Rixi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon.
BelovedOdium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MERMAN!!!!
HarryBalszak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Shit, did I leave the stove on?"
spicyhamster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodge this.
humbledstone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"one [quote] to rule them all."
Ededde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always be closing.
Cheymau5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry"
caelestis1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Draw me like one of your french girls Jack
township_rebel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My pops is a tv repairman. He has the ultimate set of tools. We can fix it!
almightyjebus99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SCOTT PILGRIM!"
Atarka-WorldRender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go ahead, make my day."
RvInfinite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
township_rebel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My pops is a tv repairman. He has the ultimate set of tools. We can fix it!
TheeOneWhoKnocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh you think darkness is your ally.
isshin1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why so serious"
CaptainFoxButttt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTA
edely- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Be feared, or be fuel!"
canoruben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They were cones!
Thepowerof3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WIIILLLLLLLIIIIAAAAMMMMM!!!!
Bubbaedc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wise man said forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza
Taiga_Sama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dรถdรถdรถdรถdรถdรถdรถdรถdรถ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multi-pass
Ds-Sisman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee Kay Yay motherfucker.
007age ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ludicrous Speed, Go!
dfdeagle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Game over man, game over.
Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!
Roads?ย Where we're going,ย we don't needย roads.
I lied.
Get to the chopper!
Fatality.
My precious!
You talkin' to me?
Porchmonkey.
This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun.
ashaceawe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Savvy?"
"...but you have heard of me."
MakingItWorthit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The cold never bothered me anyway.
Maclureo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Climbing the mountain of conflict"? You sounded like a Nazi Julie Andrews!"
looselybased16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
RaccoNooB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The name's Bond. James Bond"
Mr_Massive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello Sydney"
BagofPain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum!"
MoreFeeYouS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If he dies, he dies.
Luissen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yo Homie, That my briefcase?
WasThatARocketShip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There were no utinsels in medieval times, hence there no no utinsels AT Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swing away!
TrustInGenocide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me your balls are showing, bumblebee tuna...bumblebee tuna
BlackbloodZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ill be back get to the chopper
BearguanaMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos motherfucka!"
Frankasti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista baby
Nastolgic_Nightmare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My precious"
sixnew2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name was Robert Paulson.
Callmebigm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, wheres my car?
Som3Elves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised no one mentioned it so far:
"THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!"
Bonus:
"TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!"
elhaupto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's no moon... it's a space station
jedikiller420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We can't stop here, this is bat country.
enfant-terrible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of... hm. I did not put much thought into this.
roots09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
kfarbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut up, Richard."
tule123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"woah"
incaseanyonecared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stupid is as stupid does.
Mafarazzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
''Always look on the bright side of life''
zurickt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There can be only one.
Jon_Snows_mother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold on to yer butts
onethousandblankets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
Expand_your_dong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One does not simply walk into Mordor"
"You underestimate my power!!!!"
"Never tell me the odds"
"This is Sparta!!!!!!"
"Do you speak English, Mother******!!!!!!"
yamehameha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? Watch it. Now, my straw reaches acroooooooss the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I... drink... your... milkshake!"
arafella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your Schwartz is as big as mine!
CosmicMegaDonkeys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!!!!
jaxsonthotnton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
redmoosefaction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up Donny....
thecuseisloose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.
MartinLindhjem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arrivederci!
NickolausCage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phone's ringing dude
MelodyCristo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?!?!"
noodledoodle25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Goodburger home of the Goodburger can I take your order?
farcicaldolphin38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
inpursuitofrx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He called the shit poop!"
CantHugEveryCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where's your car, dude?"
Mopajazz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say, any of you boys Smitties?
MagicMalick2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I never saved anything for the swim back."
NATOuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FREEDOMmmmmmmmm..."
ZeusMcFly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Chinaman is not the issue.
RunningJay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"
roosjml ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sick and tired of these mutha fuckin snakes on this mutha fuckin plane!"
SlevenKelevra88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father. Although we all know its "No, I am your father".
Melchiah_III ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't handle the Truth!
wildjohnson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's SO MUCH ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES!!!"
Kiumbra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish
SOG_Stax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are ya feeling lucky punk?
forgot_my_other ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man!!! GAME OVER!!!
DjTotherflow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH ALL THESE MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE!"
deadvibes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
roots09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some men just Want to watch the world burn
NFZ-K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"BIG ASS TITTIES!"
Llama_fo_yo_mama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat..."
eastbayweird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is THE LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
DeystXD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The D is silent, hillbilly.
ChocoKrispy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone."
CrustyBrainFlakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A stranger! From the outside! Oooohhh!"
Kiwispam84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One word- plastics.
narwhalactivist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"INCONCEIVABLE!"
myriiad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We don't talk about it.
Zoinksitstroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm all jacked up on mountain dew I will come at you like a spider monkey"
blacklab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't handle the truth!
Skull-Demon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You shall not pass!"
sketchybusiness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say man, you got a joint? ....it'd be a lot cooler of you did.
halkeye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hack the planet!
Edgarpoekennedy63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster".
td_schmidt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you don't make it, it's your own damn vault."
NewcDukem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But my lips hurt real BAD!
Suggestion_man_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milk was a bad choice!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Congratulations San Francisco, you ruined pizza. First the Hawaiians and now you!"
peedi1603 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
motherfucking snakes on this mother fucking plane
MoribundTyke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate these fucking southern fairies
ajibril33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WE KNOW FAGGAL"
robjwrd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Woah"
wellhungewok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's we're going, we don't need roads!"
Ravo26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
junberi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
MrGlayden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTA!
wildirishrose47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish!
armedredneck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm too old for this shit."
Steellonewolf77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, hi Mark
gearjammer24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put the bunny back in the box
MrNeverpeter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?"
DrNapper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mr. Madison, what youโve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul"
Edit: can't forget quotation marks
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you build it they will come
Scoot_Ya_Boot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May The Force Be With You
Somizi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...on the day of my daughter's wedding"
GasmaskGelfling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm siiiiinging in the raiiiin!"
roots09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.
KreeperLiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see you shiver, with antici.......pation.
marsandsnickers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What does Marcellus Wallis look like?"
AlphysAssistant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw
Phandroid1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You just cost me Six Thousand Dollars"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There can only be one Lord of the Ring. And he does not share power..."
HKCmoris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whose motorcycle is this? It's a chopper baby.
l1nk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Woah"
idrawshapes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch?"
iMercd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not calling him, even if there's a fire"
guntherschnee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mama always said i was special
ben_fleck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl...
Tomble2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, it's dark and we are wearing sunglasses. Hit it
ksungjin10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English mother fucker do you speak it.
samuraichickenslice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity and beyond!"
francostine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Skichick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Laugh it up Fuzzball"
TsuDoughNym ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
King Kong, aint got shit, on me.
still_barelybreathin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Peter, what's happening...um yeah..." -Classic
remlu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
tmrjns461 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"murph!!"
Kamhel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la Vista
FISHneedWATER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father!"
Shockercj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KITTY!
PooleParty247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
TsuDoughNym ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again, say what one more time I dare you, I double dare you.
TheCarrSalesman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"
Typical_Jabroni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talking to me?
kmri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
HoffRo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They're coming to get you Barbara"
Dan_Biddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'You thinking what I'm thinking' '.... Aim for the bushes'
AlecW11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you.
suzi_generous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.
BigKnots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It ain't how hard you hit. It's how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward!"
rbaltimore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
The_Ross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hand me the keys you fucking cocksucker Motherfucker
Apsylnt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHATS IN THE BOX????
HDGreatness15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a firefight!
dogtony71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy living or get busy dying.
jhulbe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pooping back and forth forever
Ragingsquism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got red on you
BillOneyPaige ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Frankiesaysperhaps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yalike dags?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
box of chocolates
SomethinFoolish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I DIDN'T WANT SALMON, I SAID IT 4 TIMES
Truextacy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I desperately wanna make love to a school boy!"
expertlurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
yomjoseki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
Gilboboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your move, Chief.
misterguydude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great white buffalo...
junkyardmessiah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wait till they get a load of me"
TheeOneWhoKnocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
colzav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You in danger, girl.
Fishes39 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Jurassic Park
Fishes39 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit.
Pele2048 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Feeling lucky, punk?'
roots09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not who we are underneath, but what we do that defines us.
BEWARE_OF_BEARD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Allllll righty then
Busnack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With great power comes great responsibility
KBARwc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
oceansunset83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I think we'll go with a little Bohemian Rhapsody, gentlemen."
EastClintwood89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe.
rAppN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have bad feeling about this"
findingscarlet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leapin Lizards!
calor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOW ME THE MONEY!
KingOf407 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake.
lancea_longini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anรกil nathrach, ortha bhas betha, do cheol dรฉanta.
gumula24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't believe I didn't see this one. "Run, Forrest, run!"
211av8r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up, donny
zaphodsays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The 'D' is silent"
"The police report said she was out smoking on her tractor but she never did that. She always smoked afterwards, said the deep vibrations helped clear her mind."
moosethedog77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You owe me a 10 second car"
saadabdullah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think darkness is your ally ? You merely adopted the dark, I was born in it, Molded by it....
equed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
an oldie but a goodie is " You can take glory with you."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to the party, pal!
erola1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're Brett Fav-re
at0mheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you looking at me?"
books4all ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's up with you today?
What's up with today, today?
Lordran_Minstrel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Game over, man! It's game over!"
Dolinite1969 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" What the fuck are you?"
MarcellussWallace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
sniffyclyro420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?"
Bitcoin0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend.
AccountNumber691 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe you , but my tommy gun dont!
darbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's called a hustle, sweetheart.
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go spit, Riggs!"
ayax6895 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These are not the droids you're looking for.
T_Fri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up, Donnie
datchevelle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang"
NaffRespect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've just been erased.
devious805 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They were CONES!!!
justaguy556 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're outta your element Donnie!"
fatchad420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't leave me Murrrrrph.
dogsandtulips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Help me, I'm poor
Oddgit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wise men say, 'forgiveness is divine', but never pay full price for late pizza."
circa717 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time."
cleopatrasleeps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We all float down here!
michal323_CZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I dare you, i double dare you motherf***er to say what again!"
3xistentialPrimate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello, to my little friend!
dangersurfer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool."
TheFlashFrame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Rosebud..."
401TCW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll never let go, Jack..."
athlete3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You either get busy Livin'... Or you get busy Dyin'..."
olidon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bread makes you fat?!
Bapple9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am tired of the Muhfuckin snakes on dis Muhfakin plane"
kuku256 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know kung-fu"
classycatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"KHAN!!!!!!!!!!"
Prison_Vape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I go, you stay. No following.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What did you do, Ray?"
Mike_Cee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You are now a murderer, little Alex, a murderer!"
small_L_Libertarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That'll do pig."
zachv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...I know kung fu.
LunaTehNox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Luke. I am your father.
Don_BAYONETS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
clrdils9l ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gentleman, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!
Knockaire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Get away from her you BITCH".
"Yippie Ki A Mother Fucker."
"I dint think we are in Kansas anymore Toto."
"Why's all the rum gone?"
"I've got the need for speed"
ChilliChicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with this dump! We've got no food. We've got no jobs. Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
Akazgru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the room together.
phoconner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father."
otivito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman."
"I am the Iron Man."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's true then, what they're saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts"
at0mheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You took too much man, too much"
josetaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stunt cock!
potatoediaries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"we're gonna need a bigger boat"
Bumblemeister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's raging bile duct.
gibson_mel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where we're going, we don't need wheels.
Ekaret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish"
da_jack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're sending you back...to the future!"
zxybot9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
Jr_Pharoah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good night!
Picasso320 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So say we all!"
Littleartistan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But none of these pigs are my parents..."
Faceless_N4me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm flying Jack!
daspanda1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JENNAYYY!
danielthomas1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Do, or do not. There is no try'
itsjero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Give me a ping Vasily. One ping only please.
gibson_mel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
MrsWhatsit-75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"You know how to whistle dont you?"
Also "Play it once Sam, for old times sake."
Both lines uttered by the same iconic actor.
And Ive got another said TO him, in another classic.
"Nature, Mr Alnut, is what we were put in this world to rise above."
Burkabarbie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harvard. Lovell House. Second Floor, right on the couch.
CarrionSymphony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
Buzz_Killington_III ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I think we need a breathalyzer right about now."
ordin22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're money baby. You're so fucking money.
LBC_RobotCrab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father.
chambj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MA!! THE MEATLOAF! FUCK!
Malevolentcafe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Imhotep..."
frolm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHOA! WHOA! OK, you are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend NEAR 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERIN!"
AckmanDESU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're some kind of a suicide squad."
KGT24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm batman
chrismsp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GIVE US BAWABBAS! !
falcon0159 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[a motorist pulls out a pistol]
"That's real cute, son. This here's what I carry"
[pulls out a huge shotgun]
DaWayItWorks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quick fasion question: should I wear this tech 9 with the high tops? OR should I wear this uzi with the low tops?
BombayTigress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Fencemaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
memeprincess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry"
BJesus930 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU!! You're no gentleman.
gibson_mel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Sage_Neo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a jar of dirt!"
trumpbun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France? A Royale with cheese
fey01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a leaf on the wind.
Flaeor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, double prizes!
Whitecastle56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? No it wasn't!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Le-hoo zeh-her
slickfddi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So THAT'S how it is in her family
Superbaby429 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Youre a wizard harry
beezzys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schwing!
Kenosos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain.
BigDogTJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry."
NEScDISNEY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you" too easy
jrrthompson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bob had bitch tits.
HGF88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BUUUUUMMMMMM
BUUUUUMMMMMM
UltimateUltamate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
virtual_imagination ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO CAPES!
jcalidog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Flippin' idiot"
HairyGnome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me so horny. Me soo horny. Me love you long time
skjacksontum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We need a bigger boat.
Agrivaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry."
AlabangZapote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GET THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!"
b-raddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the price tag on one of those? More than you can afford pal..Ferrari.
topshelf821 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know Kung fu...
iDontThinkiKnowYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EXECUTE ORDER 66
madscot63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If Only You Could See what I've Seen, With Your Eyes ...
The_Directors_Cut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Puny God"
livingandloving96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father."
Specksioneer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ass to Ass
OppositeofDeath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But why male models?"
SJWCombatant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father; prepare to die."
otivito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was us who wanted a caravan.
moodychurchill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays"
Helen_of_TroyMcClure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. I am your father.
rubberroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now go home and get your fucking shine-box."
BcTrack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, CLYDE!"
Wyverz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abide
gimjun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You tossers! You had ONE job to do!!
Hank_Hil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Vernoica Vaughn.... So hot, want to touch the hiney. Arooooooo-oo
Iamaredditlady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard, Harry"
"Smile, you son of a bitch!"
"He crawled through a mile of shit, and came out clean on the other side."
KingOf407 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ever dance with the devil on the pale moonlight?
Acr4ckadd1ct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aye, Donkey!"
ampereus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Plastics"
kilowatt757 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What ain't no country I ever heard of!
phishtourian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It ain't easy bein cheesy.
seuaniu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How many assholes do we got on this ship?
DancingGreenman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ATTICA! ATTICA!
Ketzeph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Govinda74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're going to need a bigger boat..."
franksymptoms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father!"
OS2REXX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
ae07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Ragrets, know what I'm sayin'
earhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get your ass to mars. Get your ass to mars. Get your ass to mars. Get your ass to mars. Get your ass to mars."
istara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It is a truth universally acknowledged".
Incidentally I hardly recognise any of the other quotes posted here. I probably could have guessed Toy Story.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking.
Liberticus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where's your car dude?"
UrethraFrankIin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut your fucking face uncle fucker"
piraticalnerve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
are you not entertained?
cwolfcommander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
T-the titledrop.
Jag_888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm the king of the world"
thetaleofchaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in!"
How is this not on here? (Highly possible that I was less than thorough in my search)
diarrhealadensocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GAAAAARRRRBAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"
unhuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
LoupGaroux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dance, magic, dance.
StrangeBrewd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just get a large Farva.
TheManUpstairsZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your Huckleberry."
HideTheChickens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say 'what' one more goddam time
creyolay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Somebody Ring The Dinkster?"
choss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead people
Hammsbeerman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
kingniddo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I sell propane and propane accessories."
spiritofjazz777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not the bees!
Tannersmith_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love lamp
LanceBosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to the rock.
vadermonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Luke, you're in the Star Wars now
Niodi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're eating her, then they're gonna eat me... Oooh my goooood!
lucindaluca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money
b_random3927 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dishes are done.
evdog_music ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well if you didn't want anyone to get hurt, then you shouldn't have pressed the button"
katsuga125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's no moon..."
Squeakachu_15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HOWS MY HAIR!?
Shiftie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Shaken and not stirred.
h0nestjin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They mostly come at night. Mostly."
UrethraFrankIin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"America, fuck yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls!"
PinkoBastard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy!"
el_LOU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You like dags?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FREEEEEDDOOOOOOOMMMM!"
Soulsalt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There can be only one
Edit - there are so many I want to quote here :)
biffsteelchin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I ate his liver with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti"
jeremymerej ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mock. Yea! Ing. Yea! Bird. Yea! Yea. Yea!
CarCrashRhetoric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do it for Johnny!"
Perry_Chez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker.
JorusC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
Brendansmomlikescash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Thats just like, your opinion man"
BAMspek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then??
hellogoodbye1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know."
Happyrobcafe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who taught you math!?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like dags?
Turbro-Tastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?"
alivenatl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you bitch!
BackDimplez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love stinks yeah yeah!
jhawkins93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We need to go deeper.
MrBabadaba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
TheOPY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not the actual quote. It really goes "No. I am your father."
PtePing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a bad feeling about this.
kilowatt757 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have only one rule: Everybody fights, No one quits. If you don't do your job, I'll kill you myself!
NedryOS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a unix system!
navalpatel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bye, Felicia."
VLTRS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schwing!
Telogor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
"I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Yogi118 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me love you long time!
biffsteelchin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Left turn, Clyde"
soupdup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alright, alright, alright".
Charlard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Groovy....
QueequegTheater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"[Movie Title] It's time to open some goddamn windows."
Cameron_Rozek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get.
Risudo1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOT THE BEES!
BatmansPussy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman."
Cheezy0331 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super 6-4 is down. I say again super 6-4 is down.
Niodi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If I had a raisin for every time I heard that one."
Magner3100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the room together.
TheSunIsTheLimit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh hai mark."
Alternatively
"So how's your sex life?"
CheetoX23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The joke's on you, Goldenface. That man was a wanted animal rapist."
disappointer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People always ask me if I know Tyler Durden.
Fappo_Marx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did
x_Shadow_Fang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a bad feeling about this.
superblobby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Today we celebrate independence day."
tyrion9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not your fault.
FilmsByDan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope"
PartyGamer14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's no Moon."
jimothy202 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"DON'T LEMME LEAVE MURPH"
diasword6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you"
chizmack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And maybe you could tell me who you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course
No cunts leavin till we find out what cunt did it. Who the fuck are you?!
Because Pete, you are street scum...youre in need of an education
I love Guy Richie movies
RedditConsciousness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two different movies, but the same franchise:
I have been and always shall be your friend
Captain, thar be whales here!
sallyv2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to return some videotapes.
derecho13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well we could make a sticky bomb.
Lovelygrl234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was born a poor black child.
rainydayrealestate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these mother fuckin' snakes on this mother fuckin' plane"
Mageline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.
just_wanna_downvote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling"
Jessica_Kaylan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You threw off my groove!"
Epiksiko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ssssssmoking!!!!!>
SorionHex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Always. Be. Closing. ALWAYS. BE. CLOSING."
hurricanekaktos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put the bunny back in the box.
badgers_can_be_gay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Woah"
Scrocx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your Huckleberry."
dange1st ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. โI was thinking the same thing. That John Denverโs full of shit, man.โ
Vrengetarmen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buongiorno principessa!
ACAEMC2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
Cork1986 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist
Tsavan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Chaere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're not wrong, you're just an asshole."
djcleansweep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHAT......is your favorite color?"
finditlocaldirectory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"If it bleeds, we can kill it" - this has to be one of the best "all time" quotes from a movie.
KAlBUTSU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
Joshin_Around ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The truth isโฆyou're the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men."
cogninto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these motherfucking snake on this motherfucking plane!"
warmpita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was born the other side of a town ripped in two..."
jreddi7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There can only be one
hey-girl-hey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run, Forrest, run!
PDXSapphire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
because I'm a bad ass motherfucker, motherfucker!
MMO_Addict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had enough of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fuckin train
lyricyst2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nuke it from orbit, only way to be sure.
MechanicIris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It was so good, I almost peed my pants!" "She said it was better than pirates of Penzance."
dade9519 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TETSUOOOOO!!!!!
datfredburger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you save the world, we can do it in the...ย asshole."
Lucifaux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B-E-A-UTIFUL
ChocolateG0ku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's simple...kill..the Batman"
kitten-massacre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you read the bible Bret? it just so happens I know a little passage, that fits this occasion...
allegedtuna32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
TheLyingProphet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nananananannananana i dooont tthink so
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i see your schwartz is as big as mine
bricbasher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're telling me there's a chance?!
M1ghtypen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We are not things!" Which is...sort of incorrect. A person counts as a concrete noun.
keeping_anonship ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the CHOPPA
No_Name01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude what does my tattoo say?"
"Dude!"
HastyMongrel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dude abides
Thoraxe474 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bread makes you fat!?
jahcsgo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like me some French fries po'taters
SaltyDogBone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEEEDOMMMMMMMMM
jokesbyjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Those aren't pillows!"
Joshygin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna to make him an offer he can't refuse.
neeesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spaceballs? Shit. There goes the planet.
maiL_spelled_bckwrds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did we just become best friends? Yuuuupp!
WolfgangHertter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What does Marcellus Wallas look like?"
Dabfactory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These mother fucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
BuffRinaEveryDay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And may the odds be ever in your favor
Myzob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not a doctor...you're a curly headed fuck!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My Precious"
joclarke2896 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Y'all trying to buy some drugs?
majorconcon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tonight, we dine in hell!"
XxX_Im_On_Fire_XxX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
jingabo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me Smalls
spank_it_or_not ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Zarkovi2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming.
Timbershann19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She could be a farmer in those clothes...
KittyEdge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAP!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Morries wigs, they don't come off!"
realdor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KORBEN DALLAS MULTIPASS!
potterna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It can't rain all the time"
"Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby!
UentsiKapwepwe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
PoisonHealth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fish are friends, not food."
MrChexmix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4 u
robmel29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time"
joclarke2896 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cous-Cous, the food so nice they named it twice.
ksleepwalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember, remember, the 5th of november..gunpowder, treason and plot.
zacee12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity and beyond!"
YeeYee15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah, it's St. Paddy's Day, everyone's Irish tonight. "
feenix17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you like to play a game?
lyrastarr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
jurassikore44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get out of my goddamn scuba gear you imbecile
medpreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke.....I am your father.
whiter_than_mr_white ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Houston we have a problem" oooh and "Life... Erm.. Errr.... Finds a way"
schiz94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You, you're ok. YOU, FORMALDEHYDE FACE!
Jlvjr79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"These pipes...are cleeeeaaan ean ean ean ean!!! Heh heh heh mmmhmmm aaand how!"
Waypalm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say 'what?' again!"
l337person ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm suprised I haven't seen this one yet.
I feel the need. The need for speed.
mirthoflife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming"
Arcaue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greater good
Aheer1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
salmanshams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you watching closely?
reiphil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
AlwaysHandPaint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!
ShaunTalks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The ones that live for tomorrow, get fucked by the ones living for today. I only live for today. I'll show you just how fucked up that can be."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got to return some video tapes.
formerhandmodel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Harry, I took care of it"
TIWIWBIIWWII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry."
spasticity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?
ChairmanJmao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...and a river runs through it."
toddyur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put that coffee down. Coffee is for closers.
XxX_Im_On_Fire_XxX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you having a boy or an abortion?
MrFloydPinkerton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What!!??....is the capital of Assyria?
DreamWarrior64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest Run
devinseventy8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No day but today.
GiantDungBeetle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One shall stand, one shall fall."
Infinite_Lurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I swear to God I will pistol whip the next person that says shenanigans!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly Herman, I don't give a flying fuck .....or something like that
airmarshalljoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"my name is indigo montoya you killed my father prepare to die"
Wrekked_it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Once this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit."
Rabiesalad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I need gopher-chucks"
daneenjah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you touch my drumset?
FlyAsAFalcon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"RIIIICKKKKKKYYYYYYY!!!!!"
smells_like_hotdogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Everything is awesome!"
hawk8177 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back!
nosico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane"
SocraticSwagger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's some bad hat, Harry.
jennapurr21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have what she's having!
frozenb5313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is my BOOMSTICK !!!!!
Prhime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its the one that says Bad Motherfucker
CreamedCabbage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An onion has layers
GyroVolve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
we dont talk about it
UffaloIlls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y'know, he's just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin' in the gym and bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I'm realizing, y'know, he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Y'know, ain't no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something. And to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it.
robert9712000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown flask in my shaving kit. "
Bubblymisto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!
PolarX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're the master of pages"
FlyAsAFalcon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the hood."
kytoca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pastix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke."
joclarke2896 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's just like your opinion, man.
ThePointMan117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
duuuude
kingofbabel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you wanna shoot, shoot, don't talk"
TheMasterOfTwo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your Father"
know_one_nows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning is winning"
theruneman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?
rolendd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals."
Captain_Jak_Harkness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You underestimate the power of the Dark Side. If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny
bigbok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the fuck did we stop for ice cream?!
McFapulous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Debbie, what're you doing here in Dallas?
Dallas.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey baby baby, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?.... Yeahhhh"
imacyco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa!
Blanerz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where's my super suit?!"
buttcheeksontoast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will show you the world~
theTdot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IM BATMAN UAARRHHH
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avada kedavra!
MijiMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry."
Heil_Heimskr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Long live the king"
sevenover1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the fuck did we get ice cream?
frogturn9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cops are comin', and there's a kilo of Columbian bam bam underneath the car! Time to be a man! You got hair on your peaches or what? Let's go!
smbell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
dade9519 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tis but a scratch!
oscillating_wildly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg Watch out people, it's jaws!
Garfield227 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keep your eye on the ball"
"YOUR KILLIN ME SMALLS"
sheilahulud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Kelly Clarkson!"
TheNapalmNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Groovy!!!!!
mossyOAKlandraider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man, GAME OVER!
nano_scale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Warriors, come out to playayyy"
Denyala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
innsyflares ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me.
topknotch89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you feel lucky, punk?"
pm-me_your-room ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and Iโm all out of bubblegum
rmeas002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got red on you
mrtrojanap7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bueller? Bueller?
oscillating_wildly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow look at the jurrassic park
RunnyKnows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Samsonite
Magmapit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't let go Jack"
PM_ME_ANIMATIONS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
VanessaMsMarvel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park"
....Dammit
thawkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
aaaaaalrighty then
Burtorustum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Runnnnn, Forrest! Run!"
87hockeygirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Only posers fall in love"
eelitism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back" with an accent ~~
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Cinderella , go find yourself a fella. Youre on the clock bitch, and midnight is comin... you got the wrong man!
arctic_arcanum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man, game over!
Or...
They mostly come out at night... Mostly...
Teaganitis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish"
MrShack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you."
Stefan_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a strange girl you are, flung out of space.
itsflashpoint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hope TV shows are okay.
"Surprise Motherfucker"
Thunderclaw5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No Luke, I am your father."
SaltyPhysicist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"this is Sparta! "
MajorSkittles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to make him an offer her can't refuse.
EternalWit- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard, 'arry!
Bn_scarpia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be your huckleberry..."
MajorSkittles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rodes? Where we're going we don't need rodes
Primum-Tandem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the Force be With You
bangsecks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And that's why I never let a banker go!
zp5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown?"
maliciousorstupid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the need.. the need for speed!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest Run!
FruitLoop4Life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You'll shoot your eye out!!!!"
PopePoopinpants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."
gnomeberto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Costco, I love you."
cmdrNacho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads. " or "1.21 gigawatts! 1.21 gigawatts. Great Scott! "
Gruesometuesome02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'LL SPLIT YOU IN TWO!"
Reficul_gninromrats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a bad feeling about this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry, I'm a limo driver.
sphealos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Listen. Don't listen to ME, listen. You can find the others if you are brave. They passed down all the roads long ago, and the Red Bull ran close behind them and covered their footprints. Listen! Listen, listen QUICKLY!
ddaveyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming."
DwightAllRight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're on a mission from god.
angstybagels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
itchyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
PaulTheRedditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get off my lawn..
league359 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Behold, the underminer!
insaneinthebearbrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enough is enough! Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Timekeeper81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?
Mudduck777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My nuts are half way up my ass! But other than that, I'm perfect!!
FrogBoysUncle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heyyyy, You guyys
dyscottfunctional ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SAY WHAT AGAIN!"
AamaraSimons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know nothin
Homestuck_and_games ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This IS MY BOOMSTICK
Drewyo567 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forest! Run!
ForePony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ludicrous speed, GO!"
basbeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your father.
STRIKAR0526 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father...
jaamfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One shall stand..... one shall fall."
TheSacredPanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ezekiel 25:17
SparkleyRedOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Work it baby, work it! Work it, own it!
jane_doe_unchained ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"In heaven...everything is fine..."
The_Dragon_Rebooted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
JeezuzChris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Earth"
alig0123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Thecarguy4u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar eats you
turkeynipples1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTA!
1jewnig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at hello
PaulTheRedditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can just name two brands and it will make you think of movies.
Stay Puff Marshmellow Man
Twinkies
MajorSkittles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got a bad feeling about this
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hookers, cut to look like movie stars."
on_the_nightshift ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
_xXDeXXoNXx_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why so serious?"
tekvaio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you don't know what you're going to get"
wallyofoz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your eyes have a little green in them.
Gelliesdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up, Donnie.
titticut_warrendale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GIVE ME THE M-FIVE!"
RoseGrewFromConcrete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity & beyond!"
vans13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel the need.." "...the need for speed"
TabSenpai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scrolled all the way down and couldn't find it so:
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
thelilsister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Max:ย What is wrong with you? 1900:ย I can't help it. Music makes me cry.
Facemelter66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
OzChopper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
kekiev15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inconceivable!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a day. What a lovely day!
beenpimpin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"wow, it feels like a lightning bolt just struck the tip of my penis"
LurkingforCenturies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming. . ."
third-world-king ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"frig off Lahey"
Codenamekino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honey?! Where is my super suit??
gunsdontkillu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life's like a box of chocolates. You never know what your going to get.
MaximusFluffivus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Game over man. Its game over!"
Holmez1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH??"
feizhai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Give me some sugar, baby
iShady3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to da Choppa!"
kwcarney21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nvm ๐
Ajax1435 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But Brawndo's got what plants crave.
Kriojenic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FING PLANE"
CreamedCabbage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Instead you come to my house the day my daughter is going to get married and you ask me to do murder
ShaiHulud23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spaceballs3. . The search for Spaceballs2.
TOOmuchGRAVITY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember, remember the 5th of november.
studanub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!
Anal_Gravity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bread makes you fat?!
OfLoveAndOtterDemons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon"
MR_ANYB0DY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get the luuuuudes!"
misft13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Our pets heads are falling off!!"
RobotMantra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
RJBrown113 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earn this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke I am your father."
Arcane_Animosity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again. I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, fuckball
methnom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.
TyrionHalfDwarf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
shomama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...and in that moment, we were infinite."
Cartoonlad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you save the world, we can do it in the asshole.
hands0nic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That'll do, pig, that'll do."
HayAlCoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why're you all wet, baby?
taylorck2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's so fetch
lanernewlin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What we've got here is, failure to communicate."
_werty110 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
YJCH0I ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wishโฆ"
Joshygin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your a doctor deal with it.
jaredwards ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got nipples. Can you milk me?
LiquidFangay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tears in rain
taylorsailor15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cause we're a mother fukin' tripod!
IAintNoWeebleWobble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates, yah never know what your gunna get"
HellWitch616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! You're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck! Two things: you keep your liver spotted hands off my beautiful mother, she's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10, 000. Or I'm going to shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass, you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces, SHIT.
oddleaves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adios, turd nuggets
galacticmayan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hi, Mark.
dollyegg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever girl."
Njordsvif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!
TheRedness23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I...drink...your...MILKSHAKE.
alrivera423 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Enough is enough! I'm tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"
gorejess7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I will find you.. and I will kill you.""
DirtyUncleSam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EeeeLike Ah Glovvve
jeezeitsjeff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
Squalled3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man"
colateralcandryt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me?ย You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?ย Well, then who the hell else are you talking- You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? 'kay.
Tap_TEMPO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For relaxing times, make it Suntory time"
Tlilmiztli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you gonna call?
amongstravens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The two most harmful words in the English language are "good job".
flinj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is beautiful, and full of illusions"
Vespero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to return some video tapes.
Knytter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1.21 gigawatts?!
Datman97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado. But not gently, it was hate fucking. Their was something wrong with the relationship and sex was the only catharsis without leading to violence."
VikingMilo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you
FulltimeGhost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hidey Ho Officer, My but we are having a doozy of a day.
Rye_Architorture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads"
NakedScrub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One time, my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass....
CmdrBaked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Snooch to the nooch!"
corkedtrout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
WeirdWest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"the first rule of _____ is....."
Stormageddon21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to the Thunderdome
Nalcomis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Listen carefully, they are going to talk you.
DwightAllRight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sargent Angel hee hee
pioneersopioneers1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What has he got a teacozy on his head for?"
BlitzTaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
viverator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love lamp
turnuppig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM YOUR FATHER.
funny_like_a_clown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
Flimsyfishy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?
sparkly_slug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Honeeeeeey?" [Whaat?] "Where's my supersuit?"
Tentaye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The name's Bond. James...Bond.
CaptainDiabeetus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.
Tlilmiztli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here is Johnny"
pooze_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's going to be a bumpy ride!"
0000000000000007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My wiiiiiiife!
tanveerrrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fish are friends -- not food"
iamPnDa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ayyyyeee Gringo!
GoldenDiamond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
MisterDingus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SPALDING GET YOUR FOOT OFF THE BOAT!
MDucote90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why are you wearing that stupid human suit?"
johnqual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men."
QCA_Tommy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box!?"
tauruz_ie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm just a cook"
rakmode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mr. Anderson"
imashortstop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
cheesyguy88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you see what happens Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!
lazyfirefly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
Ellimac95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's mine say? DUDE! What's mine say? SWEET!"
migglemort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The closer you pay attention, the less you see
Marv_the_ent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bond, James Bond
Tarn33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut up Richard.
Gobblety_Cong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Witness me, Bloodbag!
millipedesteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We can't stop here. This is bat country.
AJCrake125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We can't stop here. This is bat country!"
Viktorat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeeere's Johnny
politicalteenager ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
StephenLuke1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
ThirdShiftStocker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Long... live... the king!"
sir_bastard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung Fu!" "Show me."
Chopilot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you."
biggityboss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Wild_Smugness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is my boomstick!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need bigger boat.
WTFMLMFAOMFZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bread makes you Fat?!"
lkodl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...Martha..."
HeatSir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Were gonna need a bigger boat.
CaptainDub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're on a mission from God.
LurkIsMyGame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're on a mission from God."
CaptainBlinky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon."
harmonyunoxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!"
iPodAddict181 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DRAAAAINAGE!!!
feor1300 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How many assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?!"
DracoDarkblade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its GAME OVER man, GAME OVER!
Mighty_Pinto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
Apdx02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
Reficul_gninromrats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is "No, I am your father"
flyboy3B2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boring conversation anyway...
Popguy68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You think I'm funny? How am I so funny? Like I'm a clown here to amuse you? What's so fucking funny about me?"
panduuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Littering and......
CreatrixAnima ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't handle the truth!"
KidJongUno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am the half blood prince"
bladeraiden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multipass
Benevoson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.
TheFeistyBeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And please don't call me Shirley
TdeRoche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mr. Anderson..."
sidsixseven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Inigo Montoya...you killed my father...prepare to die."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was a run-by fruiting!!!
Montz_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"....I am your father"
Hendrik4L ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meet me in Montauk
HayAlCoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!
dedongdong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What, the curtains?
Spawnkillz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?"
KitaraNighmareWeaver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smokin
Lspins89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?
goobligoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
nilaroy112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Because I was inverted."
OnionMiasma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're on a mission from God"
liamthelemming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They called me Mister Glass."
light_cmdr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get away from her YOU BITCH!"
ThePixeljunky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...
AriesAdams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my lil friend!!!!
raduh13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!!"
LTB4489 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"
beautifulPrisms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
consumer1982 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHA FUCKIN SNAKES, ON THIS MUTHA FUCKIN PLANE!
whacksonwhacksoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They may take our lives, but they will never take...our freedom!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody likes you Booster!
rxFMS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"now you's can't leave"
lucid1977x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I think we're going to need a bigger boat"
TalosStalioux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With great power, comes great responsibility
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates.
b1tbucket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we're dealin' with here...is a complete lack of respect for the law.
arbeezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I will find you, and I will kill you."
Patomark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and now I have the freshest cereal.
Showtime1103 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You stay, I go, no following."
Apachea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multi-pass
shauntizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you gonna get.
will_work_for_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can be my wingman anytime
Ghost_of_Castro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drink Booty Sweat, baby!
holzjerker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"good morning Vietnam"
FlyGrl2016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody puts baby in a corner."
tonybuizel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bullshit I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"
Just_Jer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!
andres9228 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who throws a shoe? Honestly!
irrelevant_anecdotes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn.
Also: Louie, I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship.
shoopmywhoopRLB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you think God stays in heaven because he's scared of what he's created"
maniaxuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number 5 is alive
spatialmongrel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Khaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!!!!
wamblyspoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!!!
NottVeryCharismatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Ron Burgundy???
dark_stream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
itsrandom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast!?"
rxFMS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"three things that i love: i love a food i love a pussy....young pussy and i love a to crush people"
bluemunchini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I wake up every morning and I piss excellence"
Philanthropiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's like, your opinion man...
SixteenBeatsAOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-- "Leave the gun, take the cannoli"
mandapandaIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates
Sparty013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fat guy in a little coat!"
youraverageleaf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I'm taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses!
BabyRichardson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Come with me if you want to live"
LTB4489 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GOOOD morning Vietnam"
kwcarney21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU SHOT ME IN THE ASS JAKE!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to the alamo"
TheIrishBlur6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really did tie the room together, did it not?!
Loki364 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a lead farmer, Motherfucker!
Glaucoma_suspect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, pay me.
SixQuidSquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Every magic consists of 3 parts, or acts"
landarch11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse
youshavemybuttocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Zuzu's Petals!"
LTB4489 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"we're going to need a bigger boat"
Maverick9reaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"
siljekaald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't sit with us.
neeper000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Til all are one.
rowanhenry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not your fault!"
shwanky808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hold the keep!"
bangsecks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The power of Christ compels you!
LTB4489 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tina you fat lard"
Blackraider700 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pedro 2016
vito1221 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
tink9995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
King_Kars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is Sparta!!!"
LeBE4ST ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
guysnacho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you talking to me?!"
idontknowwhynot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't triple stamp a double stamp! You can't triple stamp a double stamp! ...Lloyd! ...Lloyd!
rxFMS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"hey...whoa...theres no birthday party for me here"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:36:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! I re-sorted by "new" and was lucky enough to find your FTaRH quote.
I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean, I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.
Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.
That's the idea, Rat. That's the attitude.
The attitude?
Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.
rxFMS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"comes, stays, lays or prays" is such a classic line...thanks for reminding me!
"hey man...you just don't know DiMone" so many great lines from that movie!
sunshine_rainbow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin, what did you do to my room?!
ihoardbeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Dude abides."
MyFailedExperiment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!"
seasond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shampoo is better...
TheAmazingBananaMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT!
Gamer365365 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
The_one_true_towel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You've got red on you."
LTB4489 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How am I funny, Funny How?"
arvind92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GET TO THE CHOPPA!"
Explicitaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig.
JFlani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Damn! We're in a tight spot!"
deadSiIence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need bigger boat
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm in lesbians with you!"
RonWisely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.
senhordobolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O captain my captain
Pannanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious.
And quit calling me Shirley.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
None shall pass
UseOnlyLurk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boards don't hit back.
Done right no one can defend.
Sweep the leg.
Wax on, wax off.
LTB4489 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"aim for the bushes"
LittleRudeDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two chicks at the same time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iceberg! Right ahead!! (Or with accent: Oiceburg, Roight ahed)
Atkailash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And don't call me Shirley
wormmy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wall-EEEEEEEEeeeeee"
BKBlox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father."
rxFMS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"KAREN...that was all the money we had KAREN!!!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fart in your general direction.
kuribohmana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park!"
I'm bad at this...
tyburgh420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WE'LL GET 'EM WHEN HE COMES BACK IN"
tsa_finest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jamaica we have a bobsled team
TheEFXman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a loner dottie, a rebel.
TheShittyBeatles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The stars at night, Are big and bright!...
TheEFXman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DEEP IN THE HEART, OF TEXAS!
LTB4489 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"
cantteachreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way Sydney
Worderah303 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's too damn hot for a penguin"
Nineways ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney"
youshavemybuttocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Would you be afraid of a hippopotamus?" "I'd thrash him from top to bottomus!"
7wofresh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I think I can clear this whole Pam Pan thing up"
RobberDucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere..."
cheezdoodle194 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NOT THE BEES!"
highwaytoham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โDo you read the Bible, Brett? Well thereโs this passage Iโve got memorized โ sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17.โ
quickhakker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P. Sherman
42 west wallaby way
Sydney
Pyrosnake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your killin' me smalls"
NotVeryBatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILSON!!!! WILSON!!!
PM-me-ur-tiny-tits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Some men just want to watch the world burn"
CanadianDemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"She's got a gun and it's pointed at my dick. Clay! It's pointed at my dick."
tyburgh420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dishes are done"
jamesfranco77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck You... Fuck You... You're Cool...Fuck You, I'm OUT!
iCokahola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is McLovin"
jbloom3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel like there's more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good looking,and I plan on finding out what that is."
Ignoremyanus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me smalls"
ukiyoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Balse.
Buscemi_D_Sanji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon"
invadezor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My precioussss...
namvet67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The list is life"
Prism_4426 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And darkness is death?
namvet67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry is that from the movie? I 've only seen the movie once, when it came out but I can still hear Ben Kingsley saying it. It really struck me how much power Shindler really had and that he used it for good.
TWM_Huxy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Lord works in mysterious ways, Elwood."
D_rotic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HUSTLERS!!!!
friskylips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm bleeding, making me the victor."
Bolted2Chair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keep the change ya filthy aniimalll!""
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"captain, everyone is where they are suppose to be"
reverend_bones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You tell 'em, you tell 'em I'm coming! You tell 'em I'm coming, and Hell's coming with me!
Cartiernan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember remember the fifth of November"
tacobellcow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big gulps eh, alright! Welp, see ya later.
stupid_name ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud."
pbgoddard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
we'll need a bigger boat
Martin2113 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ned ryerson?
TheShittyBeatles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bing!
vaginasinparis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL I need a lot more than one quote to recognize a movie
lazrbeam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You just don't get it, do you?"
Brolyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"put the lotion in the basket"
diamondem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
TheShittyBeatles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tonight, we will have a big feast. And then, at the end of the feast, we will climb to the top of the Big Woo, and you will jump in. Okay?"
"Okay."
TimothyHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's high noon.
krswon20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grizzly adams did have a beard
JHood_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud's a sled."
MMcDeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. "
redbrickdust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I, myself, am strange and unusual. "
krankes_hirn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die!
Hoser25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice beaver. Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
Afanofhotness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I ain't got time to bleed."
BATharp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By Grabthar's Hammer, you shall be avenged!
Mrhappy-not ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say goodnight to the the fucking bad guy.
Loltri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away"
VixDzn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twoshoefoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A deal had to be made...WITH MEGATRON!"
Superb___Owl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you no wire hangers, ever?!
SArainmann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You jump, I jump
apilot2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up Donny!
CodeMonkeyMayhem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hi, Lloyd. Little slow tonight, isn't it?"
Puppet_Proctologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"we'll just tell your mother we ate it"
camelferret4233 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dad?
ThorsHammertoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman."
Gnostic_Mind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't know what's worse, getting blown up in a nuclear war or having a 7-11 on every corner."
jg7787 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You killed my father, prepare to die!
TheJackFroster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA.
YOU KILLED MY FATHER.
PREPARE TO DIE.
magiCar-Pet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love GOOOOOOOOOLLLLDDDDD
Meuses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What we have here, is a failure to communicate..."
JeSebella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no place like home.
Hickory01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"so you're sayin there's a chance" "We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pets heads are falling off!"
ksugama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista baby"
apilot2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Khaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's fucking Katalina wine mixer".
tntcty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killin me, Smalls!"
crlast86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Negative! I am a meat popsicle!
YaBoiEmmy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life finds a way"
Tyrphanax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father."
okuma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definite giveaway.
atownfasho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry.
ruiamgoncalves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Royale with cheese.
Hoser25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take off, eh!
reznil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"First you gotta do the truffle shuffle"
goddoll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be great, mmmkay?
DirectorChick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits..."
"PUUUTTIINN ONN THE RIIIIITZZZ!"
Flaming_Archer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, what a day, what a lovely day!"
MoogleBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember Sammy Jankis.
skeat95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're not in Kansas anymore"
privateidahow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You've got red on you"
Scratch_King ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get off my lawn!
sbh1083 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My mama always said Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
jay_jay203 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i felt like destroying something beautiful
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ask any racer, any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch, or a mile. Winning's winning."
iragefree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
two what?
Sparrow_13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hi Mark.
sarahollyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Late to the party, but...
IT'S A TRAP
haisudhifus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I hate you. I loathe you. I despise you."
Oscarmaiajonah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're going to need a bigger boat"
fellowsquare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
seaharvester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up Donny!
tigerdice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEEERRE'S JOHNNY!
GoodRubik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that's what I call a close encounter.
supershayan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The skeleton was denied a bank loan.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are one ugly motherfucker
Daniel-Tigers-Dad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm The Dude, man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:33 on July 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
El Duderino, if your hip to the whole brevity thing.
zsazsabordeaux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming"
Remidoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just a flesh wound!
DahVrael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Easy peasy japanesey
skreechypoo420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God? No God.
RSM72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The monkey's his Uncle?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
alllllrighty then!!
hokiethug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?
ISummonedShenron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!"
thathappyhippie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Lostb0ii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
shabbadontlike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?'
DASWUBS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're wizard Harry
johnnybiggles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D'ya like dags?
morenfin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's only one return, and it ain't of the king, its of the Jedi.
operez1990 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
enzymology ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am McLovin
batdxb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
Typhoon00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist
MzHeather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Holy jeesus, What are these god damn animals!"
AdumbroDeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
frankly my dear i don't give a damn
eggtron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're going to spew, spew in this.
Zubrowka182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Vegas, Baby, Vegas!"
SwingJay1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yo!"
flyingpancake638 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No I am your father
Jackadullboy99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
sierra120 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SHOW ME THE MONEY"
"I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE"
Threnners ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm picking out a thermos for you"
Ignisleo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come with me if you want to live
brockapottamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything the light touches is our kingdom.
Dodecasaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you can't be serious
CutthroatTeaser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya."
ohword_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!"
bassistftw1003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You gotta ask yourself one question "do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
angelochen4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kiss my shiny metal ass.
fyrecrotch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I did not hit her! I did not!" Oh, hi Mark.
12Rbolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did you do?! Fuckin'... what the fuckin' fuck! Who the fuck, fucked this fuckin'? fuck. How did you two fuckin', fucks?......... FUCK!!!
ArenaFlush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is what happens, Larry."
KennyWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no I in team America!
andrewkurtz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
Reklis21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
caribouj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you talkin' to me?"
Badger-Actual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
porphiron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that you john Wayne........is this me...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke I am your father"
Callmecommodore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You killed my father, Prepare to die!"
The_Mahk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm the dude."
shoneone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, my dear...
Osiris_Dervan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In my family it's usually '[MyName], what movie is this from..'.
The answer's always the hunt for red october
huevos22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke... I am your father"
Proffarnsworth3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mark it 8, Dude.
SoufJerzMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name was Robert Paulson! His name was Robert Paulson!
cbl76850 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey I know your a godfather but are you THE godfather?
udders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHAFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHAFUCKIN' PLANE!
TheOriginalJerBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates"
Stevie-weevie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bruuuuce (in an Australian accent)
tomatoz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!"
pduffy52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I'm your father.
Volcanicrage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be more interested in the reverse: are there any great (or even pretty good) movies that don't have any highly recognizable quotes?
Cornelius_Crackerfap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker
Torontolife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
G...G...G....Game over man!
Paaatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My safe word will be "whhiskey"
sierra120 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ASTA LA VISTA, BABY"
ivebeenlurking8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"First rule of fight club, dont talk about fight club."
Kevin_O_Loacvick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want to play a game."
roanwzzp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata
Matech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love Ted.
LoozyanaGal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest! Run!
Jarl_of_donuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My god... It's full of stars...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?"
Maniacbottoms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yo Adrian"
JacobCadieux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You Shall Not Pass
mingowy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we have here is a failure to communicate."
Tha_Dude_Abidez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That rug really tied the room together"
Goonkt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
alfa_leader_bacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium
Sullypants1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
vashzero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I wanted to destroy something beautiful"
bac0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fat guy in a little coat..."
AskingUndead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Grid, A Digital Frontier."
40acresandapool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killin me Smalls.
crispybutthole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley
flying-kondor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah well... You play ball LIKE A GIRL"
Tigerjd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me of your homeworld, Usil.
prodriggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother Fucking snakes on my Mother Fucking plane!
MrZodiacdragonfruit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
SmellsLikeNostrils ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck! Ass!
josephite150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The force is strong with this one.
UCBlack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a fact jack!
SavageGeeIced ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mama always said, 'Life is like a box o' chocolates. Ya never know what yer gonna git."
SandpaperScrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
mrkattack3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!!"
sierra120 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You make me want to be a better man"
its an old movie you youngings probably haven't seen. hint Jack said this
suppermine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
Hard_Tacos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
R-U-N-N-O-F-T
r0guebyte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who is Keyser Sรถze?!
kardiffkook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So I'm going to be taking a craft over in international waters without permission, which by definition... makes me a pirate. Mark Watney: Space Pirate.
voicesinmyhand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
deadpossumhoarder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
boedo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where we're going, we don't need roads.
_wicky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must go faster.
Symbiosis_Gaia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"mama always said life was like a box of chocolates"
TEG24601 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU... ARE... OUR... LAST... HOPE...
zornathan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come quietly or there will be... trouble.
FruityParfait ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm so fucked up."
Timwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The line must be drawn HERE. This far, and no further!
Edit: spelling
sierra120 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"RIDE OR DIE"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
COW!
dankest_of_memes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aim for the bushes"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You. Are. A. TOY!
melodicG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Old sport."
Yamaguru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is batman"
Mangaman13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
theonlyjuanwho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Mr Bond I expect you to die!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead."
SneakyGL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Audios turd nuggets
nerdyactor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the Force be with you.
My friends you bow to no one.
You built a time machine, out of a DeLorean?
Flip1904 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Young, dumb and full of cum.
icalleveryonefam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam."
TheMetalLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Sparta!
Matech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, this is Patrick.
Bongfather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run you fools!
Thundergrunge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard, Harry.
sierra120 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HAD ME?! YOU NEVER HAD ME. YOU NEVER HAD YOUR CAR!"
hoolsvern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Can you dig it? Can you dig it!? CAN YOU DIG IT!?"
"Heineken? Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON!"
"I've always depended on the kindness of strangers."
"Dinosaurs eat man... women inherit the earth."
"You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an asshole!"
"I'm your huckleberry."
"I hate snakes."
"Rosebud..."
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"I'm not even supposed to be hear today!"
"See Mr. Gittis, most people never have to face the fact that, at the right time and the right place, they're capable of anything!"
"I know what you're thinking: did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
hoolsvern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you remember me Eddie? When I killed your brother? I! TALKED! JUST! LIKE! THIS!"
"I collect spores, molds, and fungus."
"By Grabthar's Hammer... what a savings."
"What's your favorite scary movie?"
"I never drink wine."
"It's alive!"
"Mongo not know. Mongo only pawn in game of life."
"So I've got that going for me... which is nice."
"No Arab loves the desert. We love water and green trees. There is nothing in the desert and no man needs nothing."
"Well... nobody's perfect."
"You know, for kids."
"Here is your receipt for your husband, and this is my receipt for your receipt."
"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
"You had me at hello."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!
wslatts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
Belowme78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adriaaaaaaan!
I'll be back...
Is, is he smart?
Mmmmm, like warm apple pie
Is that, gel?
Say hello to my little friend.
Skaughty23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
It's that smell, that gasoline smell.
Smells like...victory
Taco_Burrit0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE AN INANNIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!
pow3rhous3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quack Quack Quack Quack!
bmwhongus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
dclarkwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!
poopalace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bitches leave."
Obi-Juan23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
ravendarklord76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"we're 120 miles from Chicago, a half tank of gas, half pack of smokes, and were wearing sunglasses"
elNegritoguero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Maybe, maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself."
"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."
SwegMeme69og420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jenny!"
sierra120 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do or do not. There is no try"
haisudhifus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
or
or
or
CAM1998 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
420Defender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke I am your father"
iflookscouldkale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Here To Kick Ass And Chew Bubblegum"
SwegMeme69og420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gooooooood morning vietnammmmm!!
alemosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
negcap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?!?!
Martian_McFly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WIIIIILSOOOOOOON!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see your schwartz is a big as mine.
willitswoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Sirguydude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
MrsCruz420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh, as if!
chknh8r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the matter Dylan? The C.I.A got you pushing too many pencils?
bromar21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A very particular set of skills"
iKnowAlotAboutThat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you Jennnayyy"
Toclaw1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You tol' Harpo to beat me! (For all the Bledditors out there.)
Boseddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear..."
typical_reddit_users ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I must break you
Shika_E2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming..."
crazyratwoman93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"we cant stop here. This is bat country"
PirateNinjaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane."
TheRealSwankyTiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get busy living or get busy dying. That's goddamn right"
happyboingboing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
Zoidfarbb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll have a liter'a'cola"
SanchoBlackout69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOUD NOISES!
alemosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you want to play a game?
dorganmean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
Monckey100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and I'm going to give you 24 hours to get out."
devondawsonmma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Thats no moon"
thortilla27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You shall not pass
6foot8yoga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ma! The meatloaf!!
urxiel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"RETRACT THAT BIT ABOUT MY CUNT FUCKING KIDS!"
MrLogicWins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GREAT SUCCESS!!!"
"He is pain in my assholes"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You look like an avocado had sex with an older more disgusting avocado, not gently, like it was hate fucking"
Splashdown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mother was a pure woman from a noble family. And I, at least, know who my father is, you pig-eating son of a whore!
Kanga_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm surrounded by idiots."
PhillyPhanatik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend."
freakydrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
we're going to need a bigger boat
xandersnatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know what we don't have enough of? Clichรฉ movie quotes! Have at it Reddit!"
tjreess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung Fu."
Matech ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:51:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The cat, i saw it than i saw it again..
tjreess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's beginning to believe.
Eaststreet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CAPTAIN Deadpool
Nickmersch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence"
And I know you read that in his voice
And I know you know who I'm talking about
Matech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, we all just know your not psychic.
Nickmersch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let me have my fun
Man__Whale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the king of the world!
Camdogg93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maximum effort
sunfaiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of fight club..
Matech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Without naming the movie, and you just broke the first rule fuck wit. Better hide.
BeastModular ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But why male models?"
boomlikethat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Play it again, Sam. (Even though it was never really said in the movie)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you're going to eat a sandwhich, I think you might enjoy it a little bit more if know no one had fucked it."
beastium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whoa"
zphantom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know it's underground, you know the colour of the stone, It would be enough for a clever man.
Cardsfreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Look at me! I am the captain now."
rafaelmelo2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!!!!!!!!!!๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ
Ote234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mark it zero!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Matech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry springer madee a movie?
Macs675 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
IWasJustThinkingThat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you feel lucky, punk?"
N_Bohring ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a tumor!
NotTheBatman_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
JayDude132 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where we're going, we dont need roads."
TheCheshireKattt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Supercalafragilisticexpealadoucious"
keeperofpigs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a jar of dirt"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everybody else.
streetlight2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's looking at you, kid.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la Vista baby!
PhillyPhanatik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Maddyline88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I wish I knew how to quit you"
prjindigo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
...cop tires...
...you you fucking fuck...
...mornin angle...
...MISTER and er son...
I'm a zit!
When somebody asks you if you're a god, YOU SAY YES! (this is actually referenced in Stargate SG1)
Rubber baby buggy bumpers!
Yeah, I've got a plan!
You've met me at a very strange time in my life.
Come out to the coast, we'll have a few beers.
You're on my hand.
Skaughty23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone oughta pop you in the mouth, but I won't.
...I won't... The hell I won't.
blueweb00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jenny
AnonOfDoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three fucking seconds; to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
SomRandomGuyOnReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"People in glass houses sink ships"
Rabidmushroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
kubiix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life was like a box of chocolates"
raybrignsx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You were becoming.....Tyler Durden
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever girl."
jamessjam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Batman
finalbowser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
bobtheplanet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud...
BuzzKillington45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"
philzibit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey man, there's a beverage here!"
Broote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have fun storming the castle!
Volatol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kick his ass seabass!
GroatB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The truth is ... I am Iron Man"
whiskeydaisy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anybody want a peanut?
Pop_Smoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the force, Luke.
Mynameiskelli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!"
Clusterpuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What... is your quest?"
slicepops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this...AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
throwaway13579_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They do move in herds! * do do do do dooo do do do do dooooo *
dontsitonthecookies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
Matech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Red pill or blue pill.
MORANSTAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The smell of napalm in the morning.
SomRandomGuyOnReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you save the world, we can do it on the arsehole?"
Seccedonien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude I just think I filled the cup."
Martian_McFly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I could eat a peach for days.
SirVataqun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She doesn't even go here.
Sub116610 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Carmine left."
"What do you mean I'm funny?"
"Put that coffee down!..."
Jokesonyounow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winchestertonfeildsville, iowa.
Dougdahead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run Forrest, run!!"
Bladley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Smell the Glove."
OnlyoneJiddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll get no sympathy from me. You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis!
josephite150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No ragrets!!!!
Farler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's no moon!
Do or do not, their is no try.
Luke, I am your father.
I am Baymax, your personal healthcare assistant.
Do, a deer, a female deer.
You were supposed to destroy the sith, not join them!
Goobriellax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"She doesn't even go here!"
dadeeyoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hay you guys!
mr_____awesomeqwerty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will find you. And i will kill you
roweyourboat58 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello, my name is Inigo Mantoya..."
BearWrangler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a leaf on the wind...
danO1O1O1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Eighteen thousand and some odd replies, only three thousand invited."
veetoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Farva, what's that place you like with the mozzarella sticks and the goofy shit on the wall?"
"Oh, you mean Shenanigans?"
"Ooooooooooooh"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tina you fat lard come get some dinner"
LeKa34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Call it"
Quartza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you bitch!
Bimby1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
josephite150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Witness me!!!!!
MrChancleta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't say the magic word.
Crezek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
josephite150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mediocre!!!
stampstampstampstamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're 106 miles from Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
panokani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ideas are bulletproof"
predalien33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"yes, its true. this man has no dick."
saccadic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multipass
TheCheshireKattt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And "We can't stop here! This is bat country!"
Omar_subawoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wanna know how I got these scars?
hazpazfaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata
Martian_McFly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A LONG TIME AGO. IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY.
kingdomcome3914 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The name's Butterfinger. No shit."
snowking16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inconceivable!"
Kowaidesu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No capes!
Night-Pain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule is: you do not talk about fight club
asher1611 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude, what's mine say?"
N3rdLink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not a knife...THAT's a knife.
SpitsWorthaGlitter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS. IS. SPARTA!!
Klaeggvaegg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Maybe that's what hell is, the entire rest of eternity spent in fucking Bruges."
Saucer_dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey laser lips, your mother was a snow blower!
squiggles_the_clown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"my god it's full of stars"
PTRounder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
OfficialPope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming just keep swimming."
Justicefourall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I see dead people"
Crocogator- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โWe were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.โ
-SammyP6- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
TrumpUK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You never go full retard man
Charliemander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I will not fry your brain... I have been programmed with superior intelligence."
antigravitytapes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead.
Arodg25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ever dance with the devil in a pale moonlight?
JamesTheJerk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the stupidest question I've ever seen asked which has warranted such fanfare and commentary.
magical_pixie_horse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bueller...Bueller...Bueller
knownaspirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
bonjourno.
austingavent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the shnauzeberrys taste like shnauzeberrys
Slow_motion_riot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick...." "That's a lot of dick"
Lambaline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
Farler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a movie, a video game, but:
RYUUUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU
damianstuart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put the bunny back in the box!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's what your thirst craves!"
GroundhogExpert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm batman.
Cantabiderudeness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you scared? We're all scared. You'd have to be crazy not to be scared.
Pisto1Peet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father."
Echo_ol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They mostly come at night, mostly
3rdspeed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts"
newtolivieri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
battoosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hercules Hercules"
tritonseaworth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do or do not, there is no try"
BadBalloons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know kung fu."
RanaktheGreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nemo..."
Lohji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"heroes get remembered but legends never die, follow your heart kid, and you'll never go wrong"
theamazingsteve1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Momma? MOMMA?
MOMMA
MOMMAAA!!!!!
MOMMAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
best_second_guess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why're you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?"
eleyte93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHUT UP CRIME!
Arodg25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung fu
femkatn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
Thecrazymoroccan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"this is madness. ... Madness? "
fergal2092 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOT THE BEEEEEES
tnp636 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to da choppa!"
V-Frankenstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leeloo Dallas, Multipass!
dog_loose_inthe_wood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're in some real pretty shit now, man
tifftafflarry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Scuse me while I whip this out.
BabyBabes11424 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chancho, let me borrow some sweats!
Usernamesarehell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Todoloooo muthafuckasssssssss
DarkVaporeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the odds be ever in your favor!"
AND_BRO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SHOOT HER!!"
And also,
"Clever girl.."
mrs-machino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Phone's ringin', dude"
_IsSpokenUndressed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
BarryAllen85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And you will know I am the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
CinnamonCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That don't make no sense!
scribblenaught ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?"
SnickersOnMyLap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On Wednesdays we wear pink
Bobardd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fly, you fools"
flamingomike23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why you going to the airport flying somewhere?
hard_to_the_rimm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're going to need a bigger boat"
TheCogsAndGames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now make like a leaf and get the fuck outta here!"
dalbert02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
InfamAce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I like, graboids. That's it, graboids!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last? I lied."
poonjam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Killer boots man!!
IgorPasche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe."
CenturiesAgo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great scott!
BarryAllen85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Negative, Ghrostrider, the pattern is full."
jonnywarpspeed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"the champ is here!"
lagingerosnap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."
Pinefang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should
NikkiSelf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's shite being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low! The scum of the fuckin earth!
guitargod1174 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"dead or alive, you're coming with me."
UtCanisACorio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(good guy shoots bad guy) "...it's just been revoked!"
BustergunFIRE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When someone asks if you're a god, YOU. SAY. YES!"
Quaesitum0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're goin' need a bigger boat"
FowlBeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We can't stop here, this is bat country!
kid_wonderbread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Price is wrong bitch!
mrsegraves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHAT'S IN THE BOX?????"
GreatGrandMuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming!
ITSNAIMAD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Apmartino329 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."
AND
"Heeyyy yoouu guuyys!!"
Arodg25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, i don't give a damn.
MeetCleever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City Sailor wanna hump hump bar? Or is this getaway day and your last shot is whiskey? Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.
LobsterDoctor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
"In a row?"
Arodg25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Play it again Sam
dalbert02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say 'What?' one more goddamn time motherfucker!
MDemagogue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
TrumpsBastardSon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a dude, playin a dude, disguised as another dude"
shda5582 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Multipass."
bgog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!"
HueyLewisIsASquare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Pineapple Express"
Damnit...
JayNico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny how? What's funny about it?
RadioacticeCow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOT THE BEEEEEES
ATaleof2Titties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say 'what' again ! I dare you , I double dare you motha fucka!"
asadoytostado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dad... Dad come on. You gotta get up. Dad. We gotta go home. HELP! Somebody... anybody, help.
Sugir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you so sweaty?
Suwu98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's a snake in my boot!"
PolarPawz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHERE-IS-MY-SUPER-SUIT? "
SuaveIncorporated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
Musician427 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."
Turbonox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"IT'S GODZILLA!"
yourmomwearsleggings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milk was a bad choice.
creepzcorner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You should never throw a bong kid, ever"
Cyrass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I didn't want salmon! I said it four times!"
missskeeter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Help me, I'm poor."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this..AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF"
14000_calories_later ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife..."
StraightComet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's the one that says 'Bad Motherfucker'"
Eddie_skis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hoorah!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Like, I beginning to feel like a raisin"
Elevatorlovin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want you to hit me as hard as you can
IrresponsibleJedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank God I saved you!
methodmayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Make him an offer he can't refuse
itwashimmusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know you dikini---I STOLE THE BABY FROM YOU, WHILE YOU WERE TAKING A PEEPEE!!!
888Snowman888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead."
Carbotron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me? Well you must be talking to me because there's nobody else here"
missskeeter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You go, Glen Coco!"
megamoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!"
sagetrainee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They're under the god-damned ground..."
No_demonic_raisons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth"
braytag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of fight clu... frack... never mind
aknboy2df ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
iwantAdollar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Very nice, how much?
pseud_o_nym ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father."
lilboybigworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke... I'm your father"
IrresponsibleJedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd rather eat dirt.
masspirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Up Yours Nigerian!"
BAXterBEDford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
elyph4nt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming.
Hang23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tis but a flesh wound
mr_jibblez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey now, you're an allstar"
lexi10819 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shaken, not stirred"
grandpatommy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry"
wittyinsidejoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, so there's a THEM now?
nckstack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't cross the streams.
Xenti3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love it when a plan comes together!
Hobbs54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back."
d1223 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya
Edips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, alright, alright
farmerboy464 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These are not the droids you're looking for
Angharaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
davidfrost3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're still here? the movies over, go home.
sneakynana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you like cheese?"
tlcvegan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
KeNnAwEnN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You remind me of the babe."
Auglicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sorry I ruined your black panther party..."
Bushesbakedbeans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sick of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!"
missskeeter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Make yourself a dang quesadilla!"
BrutalBrewer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No wheezing the j'uice.
dalbert02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
LulutheLulu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Want to know how I got these scars?
grungegrenade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'May the force be with you'
shda5582 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... You got that?
bowlahoola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you LOSE, good day sir.
Fruggles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata
flexiblefine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
LeftSideOfTown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's almost like it's a...hot tub time machine.
multitoucher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin' lingerers. Lingerers.
ChiengBang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude I almost had you
chilari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I didn't kill my wife!"
"I don't care!"
enginespumping ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"DON'T DO IT, MURPH"
goaly35 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go ahead, make my day"
MikelFury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist."
utahcon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'...
TheDeege ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bye Felicia
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where'd you get a hand grenade?" "I don't know."
syhr_ryhs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"
Mayhame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phoenix!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Aidanthealt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOURE KILLING ME SMALLS
Im_jk_but_seriously ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you ain't first you're last."
Frosty172 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Places hands on cheeks AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
francoruinedbukowski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There was a war?"
smoodysbook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILSON!!!!!!!!
coldbeerandbaseball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
AndrewWaldron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's no crying in baseball!"
DeepInvestigation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MUUUUUUUURPH"
rubberroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gordy, go get the provisions, you morphodite!"
Rufffmuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We gotta fled
angelsandbuttwaves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you"
ZooblyZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
SkylerYee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm funny how? You mean funny like a clown? Like I amuse you?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HERE'S JOHNNY
Mr_Cargs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stop looking at me swan."
musicman835 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killin' me smalls"
yuurei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm bad, and thatโs good. I will never be good, and thatโs not bad. Thereโs no one Iโd rather be than me.
TheSalamanderKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dylan! You son of a bitch!
HemmetiHyva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's some bad hat Harry."
Alex_Musial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure."
WordEngineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mediocre."
tedbrogan12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Of course I'm up, I'm uncool".
"Don't let these swill merchants rewrite you". "It's all happening".
Kyario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the one that says bad motherfucker
noname40234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't sit with us!
KaibaM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in lesbians with you
tlcvegan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings.
Edips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maaawwaaage!?
kermitdadevil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
IrresponsibleJedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you bitch.
DerivIT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hail to the King Baby!
visuore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The question is, are you feeling lucky, punk?
WooNoo51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex"
darthtd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now
kuroisekai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL! DER ANGRIFF STEINERS WAR EIN BEFEHL!
The_Joker21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you gonna call?
thefifthring ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Bob. Bob has Bitch Tits.
DrizzlyEarth175 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?
Enxer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mikey - You gotta wait three days before calling."
cunty_cunty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
skiptastic5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And shepards we shall be, for thee, my lord, for thee. Power hath descended from thine hand, that our feet may carry out your command. And so we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. Innumini patri mifili, espiritus sainti.
mrstonecold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Iarwain_ben_Adar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't cross the streams.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"fuck you, pay me."
jimmyfeigen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I"M THROUGH WITH THESE MUTHAFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN' PLANE
Lucidmike78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend."
HillbillA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bueller..."
therealpiccles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello Clarice"
IrresponsibleJedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd hang you from the nipples, but you'd shock the children.
WTF_HomeSlice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait!..We can't stop here..This is bat country..
zerocharisma25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Badges?! We ain't got no badges!"
RustyLickRich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh,ย shrimp-kabobs,ย shrimpย creole,ย shrimpย gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineappleย shrimp, lemonย shrimp, coconutย shrimp, pepperย shrimp,shrimpย soup,ย shrimpย stew,ย shrimpsalad,ย shrimpย and potatoes,ย shrimpburger,ย shrimpย sandwich."
bquietpirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let me tell you about my boat."
CollarBlindMike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, that's my name.
IGiveGreatHeadphones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yogurt? I HATE Yogurt!
losark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am sick and tired of these muthafuckin' snakes, on this muthafuckin' plane!
TheSassMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Guns, lots of guns"
Cynass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon"
glenscope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get
dmmangano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's no basement at the Alamo!"
KroegKind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman"
CoolKumquat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"
KlassikKiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"IT'S A MIRACโ IT'S IN THE HOLE!"
FuckDeeper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"his name is Robert Paulson"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kelly Clarkson!
just_zhis_guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what again! I dare you!"
FatFrumos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hudson, sir.
GenuineSuede94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B-E-A-Utiful
Mier- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crom! I have never prayed to you before I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad, why we fought nor how we died. No, all that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you Crom so grant me one request. Grant me revenge!
And if you do not listen, then to Hell with you!
VArobot86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood.
OneShot2killz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Holy Shnikies!"
Anyun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT??"
rocktor87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hhhheeeyyyyy yyyooouuuuu ggggguuuyyyyssss!!!!!!!!!
Spartanwolf117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the Force
CaptainCerealCanada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't."
kilgore_trout87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I hate Illinois Nazis."
HouseReyne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get back to the choppa!
Calfee911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do....Not....Seek...the treasure....
Dovahkiin47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park."
Sybre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is "Luke, I am your father" not higher up on the list?
dirtyMAF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dead or alive you're coming with me."
causeisaid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No more rhymes I mean it!
Anybody got a peanut?
Mrfoxuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you BITCH...!
michbomb123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking..."
Treeman95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inconceivable!!"
Malonik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."
GixxerRider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" Dead or alive you're coming with me."
TheAllstonTickler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head!"
indiegrrrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saved Latin, what did you ever do?
Kenendralee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming"
CatFanInTheBathtub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think we're parked man
OscarIndiaNovember ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yo she-bitch 'chuh-chuh' Let's go
Locoguy87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is it true that there's a place in a man's head that if you shoot it, it will blow up?"
Reaching2Hard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SAY 'ELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead, make my day
Brady2342 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B-E-A-UTIFUL!
lagerbaer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Awesome dialogue derailment
sylver_dragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK!
thisiswhoireallyam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hasta la vista baby
Fly_MartinZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P. Sherman 42 wallaby way, Sydney Australia
aol1044 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get in loser, we're going shopping!"
Inhawkswetrust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Obviously you're not a golfer"
tightheadband ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna matata
buggy65 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not. Oh hai, Mark!"
Papi_Queso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!!!
Anubiska ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you're coming with me dead or alive
I'd by that for a dollar!
have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
ImMrsG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fat guy in a little coat!
Lord_of_the_Kings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!"
Cant-all-be-winners ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who ya gonna call?"
swaite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where is the money, Lebowski?!"
MrMonocyte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bueller.... Bueller... Bueller..."
guitargajoby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!!
Ravenae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll shoot your eye out.
BoomerKeith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Phone Home"
thefoolosipher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milk was a bad choice!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!"
TalisPittman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Got any Megadeth?
CountingTheBeat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Game over man, game over!"
dreesehudson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To infinity and beyond!!
TheHerpsMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
insufurabelle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HONEY, where is my supersuit?"
projectklutch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
deevart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
HarleQUINNRomance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
Dayumjackie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
mrolfson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the Force be with you."
nothanksihadaburrito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are falling off!
IchiBollocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pitty.
Amaris_Gale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
Lucidmike78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Excellent!"
bigbear1992 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I did not hit her, I did NOT!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
are YOU talking to me?
RandallOfLegend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now listen here you primitive screwheads. This is my BOOMSTICK!
WinkleStinkle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to the choppahhh!"
Psychosixx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where do you get your weed Mr Cheezle?" "From you Dante" "OH YEA HUH"
Cheese_Fantastico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keep the change ya filthy animal."
Fastfingers_McGee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah...
pafischer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?"
overwinter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're uh...they're flocking this way.
Minimireturns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was swimmin' in a rainbow, with millions of babies, and we was all naked, and then I turned into a perfect smile."
Nattheking1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch!?
Bmw-invader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl
Plexster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you!"
doorknobopener ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Groovy"
SavagePenguins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I find your lack of faith, disturbing..."
TrolledByDestiny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
always
the_CA_speedball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEEEEEEYYY YOOOUUUU GUUUUUYYSS!!!!!
-ResearchChemicals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! THE GREAT, JOHN NASH!!! (stumbles while running away*)
Cant-all-be-winners ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the room together.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.
outlawpickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't shoot, let'em burn!
CalumMoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you like them apples?
StarkKingOfTheNorth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
swarlie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHAT'S IN THE BBOOOOXXXXX?!?!?!?!?"
AlphaWildcat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
camelpop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know what love is, jenny"
Dtram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest, RUUUNNN!
radioaches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming!"
mbarbee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I do what I want, GOSH!"
ectish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung fu
SugarDaddyVA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I would like to have seen Montana."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now go home and get your fucking shine box.
Hamiltonryno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Umm.. I'm Batman...
FeathersRuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whats in the Bawwwx!!!!?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The only way for me to solve this crisis is to be Superman IV: The Quest for Peace."
jabafett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
TylerDurdenRockz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again? Satya what againnnn I dare you.. I double dare you mofo say what one more goddamn time
Milkslinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"there can be only one"
peacemusiclove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1.21 gigawatts?! Great Scott!ย
Cant-all-be-winners ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know Kung Fu.
paratan21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
DartsNY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gunna need a bigger boat."
Caacanto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No women, no kids.
Kurazarrh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a leaf on the wind."
pmwws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch
Plethora-of-Penis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're like a baby, don't know what to do"
zZGz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it?
or
I want more life, fucker.
lovingnerys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Momma said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get."
KU7CAD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bob had bitch tits.
sward11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FOR-E-VER
krazyglueyourface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
Obie1Jabroni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Multipass"
69sucka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fifth Element?
countjerkula ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Lighten up, Francis."
SquareVinyl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
Zobeccon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did we just become best friends?!"
TylerDurdenRockz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tis but a flesh wound!!
taylh003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a jar of dirt!"
Dnt_believe_this_guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ever since I can remember I wanted to be a gangster"
Dnt_believe_this_guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ever since I can remember I wanted to be a gangster"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Only steers and queers come from texas, private cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me"
tank_system ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS.. IS.. SPARTAAAA!!!
Jugularcrayon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya punk ass descepticon
Noxinal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did we just become best friends?
FalconDarude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright alright alright
PeerlessAnaconda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Doc!
Efpophis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I aim to misbehave."
Cgatx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit!
I cannot believe nobody put this one down yet. There are so may others.
Phantazmagoria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Grooot.
FATBIRD333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
mandelhart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His name is Robert Paulson."
oldannyboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moneypenny
Cataphractoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Applies to several.
oldannyboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're right, but if I heard the word moneypenny i would definitely know it was James Bond
Cataphractoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh aye, most certainly. That said I'll test you on these films;
oldannyboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I'm pretty sure that quote is from one of the older ones and I've definitely heard it more than once so it has to be from a good James Bond movie because those are the only ones I watch twice. So I'm going to guess goldfinger
Cataphractoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bad luck, Goldeneye.
oldannyboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah James Bonds are tough to remember quotes from. I have seen nearly all of the James Bonds but they become murky in your memory as you watch more of them because there are so many and their plots are all so similar. If you gave me a random James Bond movie and asked me to describe the plot I proabably couldn't do it unless it was one of the really good and memorable ones like Goldfinger, Goldeneye, or Casino Royal.
Cataphractoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tomorrow never dies.
kmerian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
TangoKilo421 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One toke? You poor fool. Wait 'til you see those goddamn bats, man.
beautysaidwhat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
to infinity and beyond!
123qwet12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
UknowWhatImSaiyan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B-E-A-utiful
cracker_box1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm captain now.
degirro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did nauht hit her. I did nauht.
Jawnyan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You feeling lucky, punk?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're heeeeere.
Eyeoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
FrasierandNiles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not your fault!
Awesome_Boner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's Brother Umar? He's with Brother Crow.
shekamoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze
tank4checo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"hello my names Forrest, Forrest Gump."
Guisho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"More than you can afford pal... Ferrari."
Solidifys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
tieberion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you, my only son.
snailnipples ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
FatGirlsCantJump206 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get the 'lude's"
TheWatermelonGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know kung fu" "Show me"
Apocalypse_91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're going to need a bigger boat....
jc7788 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They call it a royal with cheese.
retro_falcon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude.
cadillacking3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Most people can get the main character, but the movie is a bit harder:
"Go ahead, make my day"
Saucer_dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey laser lips, your momma was a snow blower!
Cataphractoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Johnny!
pepper718 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where we're going we don't need roads.
ksully27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big gulps, huh? Whelp, see ya later!"
Puterman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was the one you sent to kill the fuckin' Boogeyman.
Hypetrain101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no racial bigotry here. Here, you are equally worthless!"
afallacy420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
all be bach
maddock34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wanna know how I got these scars?
ljarvie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll do better, I'll only give a partial sentence as a quote "...and don't call me Shirley."
QuietOne85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please, tell me about the fucking golf shoes...
Verlepte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
Dabber42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Right meow"
rdisbest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, I'm just all broken up about that man's rights."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
darcymilne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Feck you!"
Allstajacket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You Feelin' lucky, punk?"
hardcore69er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?!
oosnakeoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multipass!
PokerHawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your besht? Losers always whine about their besht. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
AstroChic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get away from her you Bitch!"
SmallSmack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?"
Xtremerofl44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
1337sn1per ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Very naaaise~
jbarchilon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It really tied the room together.
Obie1Jabroni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude where's my car?"
ParadoxicalJinx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're all gonna laugh at you!
TheHanna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hack the planet!
joonweh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never talk about... ;)
xPUNx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista baby!
longjia97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I knew it was you. You broke my heart... you broke my heart!"
CorneliusJenkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talk to me Goose.
Alignak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He's the One"
legnus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're tearing me apart lisa!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
INCONCEIVABLE!
RnDmStYLZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
GnarlsClarkley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Friendo"
69sucka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Im just so tired of all these Star Wars."
Fatharriet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish"
"I know"
Would be the two shortest I can think of.
shawric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I collect Spores, Molds and Fungus."
RonPolyp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ย I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
dcthrow2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
biaaaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dooo nooot seeek the treasure"
Thatbreadmann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud" I'm sure nobody is going to get this.
csha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get off my plane!"
Chelseaqix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let's put a smile on that face"
Allstajacket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
swamprat_87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky, punk
the_arlen_midget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold on to your butts
Obie1Jabroni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MURPHHHHH!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AAAAAAASSSSS YOOOOOUUUUUUUU WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSHHHHH
redtokuro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You had me at hello"
redute343 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking Bruges!
smilesfordaysss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To infinity and beyond!
d0okie0612 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know Kung fu
WHY_U_SCURRED ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH!
neyofox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse
dogder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just fucked up your Ferrari. Its not mine...
yeeftw1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"touch the butt"
BornBoricua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
chowbaaron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A royale with cheese."
Xenti3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There has been an awakening have you felt it?
scorpion_God ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yes, they deserved to die! And I hope they burn in hell!"
bigdeacbandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know what's really good for shoulder pain? Licking my BUTTHOLE!"
z_KrAze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put the bunny back in the box.
GritzBlitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm trying to drive you to the store."
KlavTron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get away from her YOU BITCH!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know they stacked shit that high
drcl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One point twenty one Gigawatts!?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!"
wskyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What'd you do?!"
MegatronPrime1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smile, you son of a bitch!
racc0on7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...Men in Black"
McSqueakers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch?"
shize9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Littering and....?"
bishopweyland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"DILLON! YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
Witherfang16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
AudOneOut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Consume mass quantities
JeffCrossSF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have seen things you people wouldn't believe.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Match in the gas tank, boom boom.
love_of_his_life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man! Game OVER!
vimescarrot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon.
Ohh_the_irony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?
racc0on7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...Batman"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista... baby."
CantChangeUsernames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"life... uh... finds a way."
abh89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries
waitress_is_waiting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come on Dover!! Move yer bloomin arse!!
Mucombeze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" Thats no ordinary Rabbit!"
WhitestBoy-Alive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
MkeWisco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Ron Burgandy..?"
Geralt-of_Rivia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Do I make you randy?"
beazley26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jenny!"
StonerJamz5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spare me, I won that tournament! Fuckin' Chuck Norris...
RonPolyp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ta-daaaa! It's.... gone.
neyofox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me so horny. Me love you long time.
ThuleanOlaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?"
BlearySteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't see these here but: "You mean, let me understand this ... cuz I ... maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?"
Or from another film
"Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in"
scottsdad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud."
The_River_Is_Still ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is there no one else!?"
BoogsterSU2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's called a hustle, sweetheart!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
Trevski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
mrMoonKnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1.21 gigawatts! 1.21 gigawatts. Great Scott!
smilesfordaysss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Bbzk001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard 'arry!
Erik_The_Redd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!!
mdpatelz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
P4ndamonium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have been, and always shall be, your friend"
bsh22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ohhhhh behave!
Merovean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is your life...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who is Keyser Soze?
pokedetective12345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you bite your thumb at us sir?"
"I do bite my thumb, sir!"
"Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?!"
alexwasnotavailable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think we need one more? You think we need one more. Alright, we'll get one more.
xTheMaster99x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You are what you choose to be! You choose!" gulps "Choose."
scottsdad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke. I am your father."
youwantrelish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
boynedmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly.
Wavally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do you?
beautyaddict1977 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You had me at hello."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity, and beyond!"
Albertbrs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista baby!
FortyYearOldVirgin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
MasterWaffleZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A whole new world
scribbler8491 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The stuff dreams are made of."
Pioneer411 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll never let go"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We got a 23-19. 23-19."
thekerfuffleshuffle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no crying in baseball!
dawgsb1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How do you like them apples?"
Jinyas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's called a Hustle, Sweetheart.
hockeyfan1000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
codeman000_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't talk about it.
tripleburnerart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman."
Sen-bo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck me, right?"
MMurFF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sorry my friend here is a little slow.
The town is actually THAT way!"
Frddr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a story of boy meets girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story.
VincentVega92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?"
InvictusCoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby
Albacorewing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
scottsdad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in the world she walks into mine."
Nassy_S ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fish are friends, not food"
dadtothree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They may take our lives, but they will never take our FREEEEEDOM!!!
Huttingham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you not have enough money to pay for this pizza? You can pay how?!?
cjh57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed' s dead baby.
scottsdad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
ProfessorShitDick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She was no such thing! Smeared by the Church in 591 Anno Domini, poor dear...Mary Magdalene was Jesus' wife.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.'
paco1013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Calmer than you are...
DocFreezer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must be some kinda... hot tub time machine
shobeurself ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the dude, so that's what you call me.
KlehmM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin around
ReferencesInBruges ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin' Bruges
Hotsaltynutz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry"
synicalx1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Can I get, any of you cunts a drink?"
NHinAK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I come into the out now?
xtreemmasheen3k2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Luke, spoiler
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No I said e'llo but it's close enough.
plshelpwiththat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god, it even has a watermark.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you like them apples?!
scribbler8491 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What is your favorite color?"
akjoltoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get these monkey fighting snakes off this monday to friday plane.
TenaciousTrixi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take this quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!
dusmeyedin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lando's not a system, he's a person.
katyelm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Part of your worlldddddd"
jordangenrou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leeloo Dallas Multipass!
chinchillahorned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold on to your butts
Osami100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hodor
Definitely_not__OP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming"
Gunslinger_11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell them about the twinke.
gooselivervegan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll have what she's having."
m4cktheknife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."
sup3rbad360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ZULTAN."
scottsdad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ill have what she's having."
voixdetonnerre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I shouldn't a said that. I should not have said that.
such_isnt_life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
girliegirl317 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, harry.
INTERNALCARNAGE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I ate his liver with some data beans, and a nice Chianti....slurp"
Nuheb_Goldstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?
ElJurassic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans."
brojaaysimpson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not wrong, you're just an asshole
restlessmouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the megabitch!!
TheMusketDood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM THE LAW.
Night_Howl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
now I am the master.
DunKco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
relax, alright? My old man is a television repair man, hes got this ULTIMATE set of tools. I can fix it !
josburn14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killin' me Smalls!"
SmG18LA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not like this. Not like this.
wartsforall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I rarely wear underwear ,when I do it's usually something special.
Lotharofthehillpeple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're out of your element, Donnie
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want to play a game."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'With mayonaise!'
Taboadellan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say my name"
Ok not a movie, but still amazing
Retterkl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fubar
ifukeenrule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's naht ah tumah!
bwyan86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
c9IceCream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember, remember, the 5th of November
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule is, you don't talk about kt
X_Spyre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gotham needs me...
Bahndoos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!!
idosomedamage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump".
Skoot99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want a war?! I'll give you a war you'll never believe!
dialate9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I wish I knew how to quit you."
Conductor_Cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multipass
Vandy67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish
Lux381 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boat and hoes
tdogg1967 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
CoolShadesX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming...
IrresponsibleJedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never drink... wine.
videovillain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Say "What" again motherf'ker, I dare you!
illmakeamemeoutofyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the king of the world!!
toxicglue111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now what we have here, is, a failure to communicate.
GelatiCruiser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me Smalls.
THEFIJIAN510 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say What again, I dare, I triple dog dare you to say what again."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P sherman 42 wallaby way sydney
Armchairsportsguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Littering and...
Burdiac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know"
scotty2703 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious . And don't call me Shirley.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
_hymo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
AllisonTheDestroyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big black cocks with pearly white cum
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Merman...I'm a MERMAN!
VladSquirrelChrist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat...."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't sit with us.
ayallaly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
StillRadioactive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want Fop, goddamnit. I'm a Dapper Dan man!
Albertbrs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista Baby!
Leopardmonke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Listen Al, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. I also buried 1,600 kilos of cocaine somewhere in the apartment โ right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck."
Also,
"Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break? Thatโs likeโฆ 16 walls!"
The_Flying_Tuba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's no moon...
ULTIMATE-HERO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hogarth!
marcjc88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kaizer Soze
winnipegr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The price is wrong, bitch!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I come into the out now?
dilligafdilligas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really no one has said this one yet:
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker
delayed_hunter87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!"
cdrz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to f**k guys like you in prison.
Pure_Gonzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
lazyboy0337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway.
KingClam2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a Madonna pap smear."
noeljb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.
You make me want to be a better man.
greedincarnate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Farva, what is the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
bastarj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just soย tired of all this traffic, I can't wait until I get Out of Africa. Meryl.
SureshNapster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is what happens when an unmeasurable force meets an immovable object". You are truly incorruptible. Aren't you?
Alikamydick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"
El-Kal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Martha
TypicalCricket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTA!!
Pakgai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ย I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
BAXterBEDford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm the King of the World!"
recycled_stardust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The clown has NO penis."
Gammonus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Use the force Luke"
Busternoseopen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run, forrest! Run!
Thuggish_Coffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't snatch.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're on a mission from God."
Lost-My-Mind- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome.....to Jurassic Park!"
DoomsdayDog174 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch?"
marcjc88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
IrresponsibleJedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
mrspencerrecor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's long but...
"So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. "
PLAYERHAM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AALLLLLLLLLLLRIGHTY THENNNNNNNNNNNN
NMJD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever girl"
Kakirtog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Nrnicka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You gonna eat yo cornbread?
WhiteSuburbia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fat man in a little coat.
NicoleMichelle11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
Z0idberg_MD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pop quiz hotshot.
johnnyblaze87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still my favorite one liner, damn shame the sequels sort of sucked.
DionyKH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your Huckleberry.
TheWardensOffice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whats your favorite scary movie?"
thurmanvogt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
t-t-t-t-TODAY JUNIOR
FettofBoba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coffee is for closers
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like quotes, they are like sand...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
mwcope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You like dags?
Lizard_Beans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's alive! The Doc is alive!
calroberts5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
thurmanvogt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I killed a man, with this thumb!
marcjc88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Donny, you're out of your element!"
marcle1969 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big hitter, the lama.
seant117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
88
crackersandsnacks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Z's dead
PacketBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You scruffy looking need herder
brokenwirefixer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DID YOU FORGET TO PAY THE GAS BILL HARRY!!????!!!??!
nerdofthunder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Three sea shells.
videovillain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the choppa!!
Elexicr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wanna fight?"
aldorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yo She-Bitch,ย lets dance!
seant117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"
hrhekwirgd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't cross the streams!
TooOldToTell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Batman.
1kSuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inconceivable!"
djak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They may take our lives, but they will never take our FREEDOM!" (I don't remember the entire speech, just that part of it).
photog_sgt_fzr1000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His name is Robert Paulson!"
retrophyle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We're going to live on!
We're going to survive!"
FettofBoba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coffee is for closers
Mamasheen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a bad feeling about this
WopWopFMT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Me so horny baby......me love you long time..........
stikman3131 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ezekiel 25:17
KafkaPalazzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I double dare you, motherfucker!
PointMade_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ADRIAANN
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house...?"
ccchan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse
liam821 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time." and from the same movie "If we have to, overnight parts from Japan."
videovillain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaadddrrriaaaaaaaaannnnn!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think you'd know where to put food at, if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you're stupid.
Aggiesftw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bueller.... Bueller...."
JohnnyTwoByFour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're out of your element Donny!
Chameleon7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yo, Adriaan! I did it!
READERmii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Paul!"
lcysnorbush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Say Hello To my Little Friend"
jjf353 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
Abandoned_karma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The cheese is old and moldy. Where is the bathroom.
samurai5625 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"EVERYONE!!!"
R_Hero_H1NJuan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you
InvictusCoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
SmartWentCody ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nuke 'em, Rico!
baldheadedstranger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did you do Ray?
Director_Phleg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I kick arse for the lord!"
mayallrob_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The name's Bond; James Bond".
CYDThis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ask yourself a question, do I feel lucky? Well do you punk?
PoopyfaceMcgee3-- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tis but a scratch
Spinnlo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do or do not. There is no try!
And of course: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
astronautyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ohana means family
bkdphi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shaken, not stirred.
albinodin0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To infinity and beyond!
ShogunNemesis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard, Harry!"
marcjc88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I amuse you?"
Foxking1944 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wait a minute, wait a minute doc...ah... are you telling me that you built a time machine..." (Puzzled face) "Out of a Delorean?"
rawrchompreptar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
pancreasnobueno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
WillSpliff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE
SnaggyKrab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
DarthChewbacc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I get to tend the rabbits
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โThese days, there are angry ghosts all around us. Dead from wars, sickness, starvation, and nobody cares. So - you say you're under a curse. So what, so's the whole damn world.โ
s1monsays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista baby
Linuxllc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But I didn't say anything about spinning it! Let's play spin the Planet Princess!
Vlitorium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put the bunny back in the box"
tallporcupine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We have to get out of here!"
Remember that one?
LesseFrost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Voilร ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ni!
ThePersonYouKno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aaask me about my weeeeinnaaa"
NerdBro1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Soylent Green is people! It's people!"
Kartofel_salad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
game over man, game over.
kevy508 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"welcome to Jurassic Park"
francodisco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla."
Dragonfly_79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
SteelyEly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You go Glen Coco!
deh707 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
urmomsballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut that cunts mouth before I come over there and fuck-start her head.
Lemmiwinks418 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
License and registration...chicken fucker
TSauer55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck science!
Saysbadman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's wrong with you kid? Dont you like clowns? Dont we make you laugh? Arent we fucking funny!?
la4567 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
88 MILES PER HOUUUR!!
RenegadeDelta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is that you, John Wayne?" "Is this me?" "Who said that?" "WHO THE FXCK SAID THAT?!"
Monique1395 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's like the wind, I can't see it, but I can feel it"
midesaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"'Scuse me while I whip this out."
Beatlejuice1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt. If you never get hurt, you always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, you can just go to the record store and visit your friends.
dan_man_USN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!
the_space_coder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck
BeerUnifies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's no place like home"
againjunior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
Powerism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Call it."
socoolguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
mountainwampus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's looking at you, kid."
widermind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You are not you. You are me."
Sock_Cocker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you're gonna be living in my house, then you're gonna have to call me Dragon"
IrresponsibleJedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
catfan296 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screws fall out all the time. The world's an imperfect place
DevinBP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bond, James Bond."
MethodH22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big gulps huh?.... Welp see ya later."
Brahmus168 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You people disappoint me. How is "May the Force be with you." not number fucking one?
EdwardBil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYONE!
rcp0128 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you get the memo?
DGeriNegative ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Me and your father were partners."
Sergeantman94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talking to me?"
Gwuc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You stay, I go, no following.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice cream, Lieutenant Dan?
mub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mostly
gishstickz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
ArcanumFish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista, baby."
xXRATTL3RXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tis but a flesh wound"
Stealthbmxer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude I almost had you"
Next-Step-In-Life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MOMMA, I'M GOING FAST!
Toshredsusay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like sex. Its nice
Java_Beans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TV series not movie. Just one acronym.
RIGBY
stay70573 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back."
ihatedogs2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your friendly neighborhood Spiderman!
ianme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"RIDE!!! RIDE NOW!!! RIDE FOR RUIN, AND WORLDS ENDING!!!!"
emjayt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
TransportBackMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
shughes16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend.
enthigoiv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll never let go Jack.."
fuck you rose. and all of your lies
ranman12953 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are the knights who say Ni!
NotBillNyeScienceGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Scotty beamed me twice last night...it was wonderful..."
tropmij ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a 44 magnum the most powerful handgun in the world...at this range it will take your head clean off...
countvracula ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โLetโs put a smile on that face!โ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would like to have seen Montana.
anditsgood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity! Two weeks from everywhere!"
FabZombie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Voilร ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
fakerfakefakerson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where's your car, dude?"
420Grim420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We should run!" - "We should hide!" - "We should kick their butts!"
taylormac9279918 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
hawkeye18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BUCKMAN!!!
Housem123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"IVE BEEN DRINKING GREEN TEA ALL GOD DAMN DAY!"
mrbaggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
Fideon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?"
Loz31283 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee ki-yay
JeffIpsaLoquitor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I was born a poor black child"
peterpancreas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I get older... they stay the same age.
IrresponsibleJedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a Unix system ...
Cass_ini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How is the top comment on this thread not"Adriaaaaaannnn"...?
drongopizza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i'll be back!
andersoonasd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
philofthedead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like some kind of... Hot tub time machine.
catfan296 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People don't belong to people.
Bflo92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With great power comes great responsibility
pelb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boo you whore...
bigterry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But on this most auspicious of nights, Permit me, then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet to suggest the character of this dramatist personae...
Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran Cast vicariously as both victim and villain, by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity is a vestige of the vox populi now vacant, and vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition!
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me "V".
DrrtyPancakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you build it, they will come."
treeloverlady89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
J4788 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guy: This club sucks!
Owner: Su-su-su-su-su-su!!!
hafgrimm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women...
JeffIpsaLoquitor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rocky ROAD!!
baumpop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have got to get me one of these!
RealZimmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your Huckleberry
sallabanchod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Adrian!"
ramdmc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back...
aiello_rita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Argo fuck yourself"
dootdoot16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wassssssssssssss uuuuuuuup
qhuuor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sparta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
joncav2222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SURVIVE!!!!!
yomerol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
zeroone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
iLago ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rufio, Rufio, Ru - Fi - Ooooooo!"
Sezbicki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"H-H-Harry Potter"
Sylverfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Inigo Montoya... you killed my father... prepare to die".
rnq_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are going to need a bigger boat.
TexasMaddog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah, me too. But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy."
WopWopFMT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why am I Mr. Pink?
Unfortunate_taco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why dont you love me Jenny"
xxdibxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father
giacco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yarp.
TwinTTowers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch.
Erik_The_Redd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where we're going...we don't need roads.
Artemistical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life's a garden, dig it!
Snorbenlass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"itsy bitsy living space"
MooDonkulous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?!
tryst187 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bring out your dead!"
hillbillyar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. That gasoline smell. It smells like ... Like freedom.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go ahead. Make my day."
The_Wump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What is the Matrix?"
NantheCowdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
Pandelirious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming."
PhDinGent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah! Plus, you got an excellently huge Martian butt!
withpurpose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It puts the lotion in the basket.
chloekatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Littering and.... littering and.... littering and.... smokin' the reefer
JavaMoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The night was moist.
TexBoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
chewie we're home
willdagreat1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You ever kill anybody?"
"I hurt someone's feelings once."
omglia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody puts baby in the corner.
ElessarTelcontar1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goodbye, Mr. Anderson.
Mental_Fragment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What do you play?"
"Wow, ummm...... Zelda.... tetris... that's kind of a big question "
tslot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is your name Jackson? You look like a Jackson.
tolba59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run forest run
ernster96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
for as long as i can remember i always wanted to be a gangster
haykam821 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This. Is. Sparta!"
Burgerballsack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jennaaayyyy
hey_chackers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
deadliest catch without the crabs, almost outta gas call the arabs!
ODrCntrJsusWatHavIdn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
hurley1080 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
-Scathe- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Heyyy youuu guyyyssss!"
tolba59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Give this to kevin
Chinkondamoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEZE BITCH
Total-Kyle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WITNESS MEEEE"
toddblessyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put that in a bottle and you've got somethin' sweeter than YooHoo."
TheCh0ice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
FunKyGonZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be your huckleberry."
catchmydrift_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I CAN'T GET JIGGY WITH THIS SHIT!
scoony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's play global thermonuclear war
washroom-color ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHAT'S IN THE BOX??!?"
pandarock32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know which one you're gonna get
pandarock32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know which one you're gonna get
Dogman52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee kayee Mother Fucker
againjunior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."
ElfIRL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to take is face ... off
_Dont_Mind_Me- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I thought hurricane season was over" - You know the movie
--hypnos-- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that certainly expresses the diversity of the word.
dangitify ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm going to steal the declaration of independence"
ur_opinion_is_wrong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: A bunch of movies and also Pulp Fiction. Which is why Pulp Fiction is so damn awesome. There actually isn't a whole lot of action in the movie. It's mostly talking but damn near every line is quotable.
sjhaines ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Play it again, Sam.
RaisedByWolves9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Show me the money!!"
CodemanVash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a daisy, if you do."
Rombolio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of....
classicjuice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name was Robert Paulson.
bodyslam911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shwing!"
deh707 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung Fu".
sunxnes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Momma always said, life was like a box of chocolates".
WRMN8R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
JustPlainLucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There are no pacts between lions and men."
Wutwhywho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?
ekbck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Goooood morning, Vietnaaaaaaaam!"
greenwtr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
granny shifting and not double clutching like you should
Ego_Tripper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm too old for this shit"
agoodday2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well around here between Normandy and Westland(weslyn-western) we call this here a twenty twen twen, niiii gaaa."
Yaga1973 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Son, you've got a panty on your head."
purutiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"why so serious!"
"Is this a good cop bad cop routine?"
Got_a_minute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain."
StealthyOwl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a movie but...
"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before they are over"
When times get rough, that quote eats me up. It's really taught me to cherish the good times when I realize I am in them.
washroom-color ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or "Ask me about my wiener!"
unknowinglyderpy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE'S FRANCIS!
xposya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Joker!
thedubg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude
jaydoug63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry
Waveseeker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
Ceres_Benzedrine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Viddy well brother, viddy well
circaflex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My fingers hurt.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the Fourth of July! With you or without you, those beaches will be open for this weekend.
TheHashtagHashbrowns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sprecken say English?" "I sprecken"
SpecopEx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me, smalls."
Sunny_Girlfriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
Azuron1798 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tonight, we celebrate our Inโ"
explosion
maerlyns-rainbow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
JAlbrethsen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the room together
BerlyH208 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads"
JustAnotherLondoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's that, a rolling pin?"
"I came here for a shoot out! Like a western..."
SelkieKezia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killin me, Smalls
l0kiderhase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life moves pretty fast if you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it.
xposya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're like jolly green giants, roaming the Earth.... With guns
Cheratomo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I WILL FIND HIM"
amniotictranquility ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M BIGGER THAN YOU! I'M HIGHER ON THE FOOD CHAIN! GET. IN. MY. BELLEH!
Coheed84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you vote for Pedro, all of your wildest dreams will come true.
ABProsper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Khaaaan!
CaptChilko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Grief
torrentialhavok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Snotface!
something_creative81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have an absolutely breath taking hiney. I mean, that things good. I want to be friends with it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wax on, wax off.
Pikalyze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming"
digital80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You chose... Poorly
spinfip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WE BELIEVE IN NOTHING, LEBOWSKI!
Password_Fart_Noise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"E.T phone home."
stardust1374 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beni: Hey O'Connell! Looks to me like I've got all the horses!
Rick: Hey Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!
soma1499 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!!"
Didier_dela_Frasange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a bunch of hippy, dippy, bologna.
ImadDdopest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHAW : you need to go out more and discover different cultures . FUSCO : what do you mean ? i just ate falafel .
detective fusco is my favorite in POI .
hsorrel1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To infinity and beyond!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mock.. Yaaaaa
differentimage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not you, you're lovely. It's Vile Richard."
Jman15x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aim for the bushes
servantbyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to da Choppah
powersnack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a leaf on the wind.
Shivolley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you crying, there is no crying in baseball
Your killing me smalls
You know what i like about high school girls, i get older but the stay the same
Sonny was right, thw working class is a sucka
outraged_resolved ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
Takeoded ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!"
vizionary87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
carriegirlistall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always
imdaramenmastaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"DISAPPOINTMENT!"
brifino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come with me if you want to live
cabelaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's a snake in my boot!"
Zubei_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Flxidity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, alright, alriiiiiight.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I HAVE ABANDONED MY CHILD!"
kalo56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aim for the bushes
servantbyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let off some steam, Bennett
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
Khazok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar"
bennettroad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Murder, murder, murder.
CharlieDowncast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Were you rushing or were you dragging?"
servantbyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Johnny 5 is alive
ipwainwright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
bagoowwshh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, my name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
cweeks85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't this incredible?! It's gonna be some kind of a record! ............. (Singing)Everyone loves a slinky, you gotta get a slinky. Slinky slinky, go slinky go!
2nicet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This town needs an enema!
snshnstt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did we just become best friends?!"
KillThePromQueen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here'ssssssss JOHNNY
macrx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What does Marcelus Wallace look like?"
servantbyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The power of Christ compels you
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you ride like lightening,
You're gonna crash like thunder
Kgb725 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" don't cry your tears are a waste of good suffering"
Morgendorffers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[Chewbacca Noises]
turbochamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, Harry.
froakiedokie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Conceal, don't feel"
Tamdudette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!
ZilaneZaldron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you paid your dues; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: 'Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail."
And...
"It's all in the reflexes."
Beestung ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...and you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon you.
therewasaboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
do you like guacamole?
DeadAstrophysicist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bond! (lights up the cigarette) James Bond!
Jonathan_Pine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a belly full of white dog shit and now you lay this on me?
tearsandflames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life's a garden, dig it!
monstergirly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
noruthwhatsoever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"INCONCEIVEABLE!"
ISOCRACY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd buy that for a dollar!
scotsman81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think that's air you're breathing now?
MaesterUnchained ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're tearing me apart Lisa!
LeahR80875 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let it go
InnocuousTerror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...a GRAIL?!?!"
SaintPocock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The alcoves in the Koningin Astridpark"
Sexychubb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jack come back"
Tsobaphomet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wanna know how I got these scars?"
Hounmlayn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
Jonathan_Pine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She said handsome Roy, not handless.
dammitchuck91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And shepherds we shall be. For thee my lord, for thee
uciso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GOOD MORNING VIET.....
Oh I failed
CHI-CHI- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you do drugs Danny?"
caesarfecit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โIt should have been so sweet, too. But it turned out to be the last time street guys like us were ever given anything that fuckin' valuable again."
crazyjack100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rubber dinghy rapids bro!
servantbyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
FifteenRawFish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sir, the possibility ofย successfully navigating an asteroid fieldย is approximately 3,720 to 1!
thirstyrando828 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know"
CloudGeneral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" You can't be Mr.Black, some guy on another job is Mr. Black!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have to return some video tapes.."
girl_w_issues_sorry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fine. You can walk home, bitches."
Andirwin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOT THE BEES!!!
trakkwon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You fargin icehole.
MuffinTheMan35 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest! Run!
willsmithwantsme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You had me at hello. "
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon."
PepeFrogBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SPACESHIP!!!
jmiller121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist...
Tamdudette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inego Montoya, you kill my father, prepare to die!
2377BERR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey you guys!
Greg2016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
NythilN1k0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vistaโฆ baby.
angryavocadotree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It rubs the lotion on its skin"
Erik_The_Redd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung fu!
uhlayna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I killed Mufasa.
bistarr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get back in your rocket, and fuck off back to Legoland you cunts!"
ZombiAcademy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sagt Nicholas Angel, Metropolitan Police
Squirrel09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Late to the party... "Welcome to Jurassic Park"
IndianAuthority ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hasta la vista Baby
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will see you again... but not yet... not yet.
HumboldtHippie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Fuck-ass! Get me a beer!
pandapretzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOW ME THE MONEY!!
corey21267 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth?????"
CensoredUser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello Clarice..."
markphine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Contrary to popular belief, he never actually says that. "Are they still screaming clarice?"
Good_Behavior_Day ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
AutoSkyPilot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say my name...
Raghallaigh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Please, mother"
abcdefghjiklmnopqsrt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Donnie, shut the fuck up!
TRexMakingABed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What business is it of yours where I'm from... friendo?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shits weak!
katcarver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fish are friends...not food
evilcrazymonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...we're some kind of suicide squad..."
Erik_The_Redd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're two kinds of people in this world my friend...
ConfuzzledFellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is, a tasty burger.
AequitasKiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What does a scanner see?
DBSabata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have assmark too."
Rickydanger86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl!.. Or. . We're gonna need a bigger boat.. And.. big gulps huh
Pastawreck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over, man! Game over!
eldurphoenix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multipass
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude you came on my mom.
jeff_the_nurse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you build it, he will come."
Diablo666xi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME, RICKY BOBBY! DON'T YOU PUT THAT ON US!!!
daymoonbeam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not my fault that I have a wide-set vagina and a heavy flow"
theathenian11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a Dapper Dan man!
SethLoves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
sugarheady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I drink your milkshake. I DRINK IT UP!"
SarahBeara231 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B-E-A-utiful!
KennethDA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do I feel lucky...? Well do ya... Punk?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fish are friends. Not food.
durzostern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โWe were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.โ
Miss_Shambles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We live, we die, we live again!
kaypea17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm trying to listen to the fuckin song!
BigBiskit22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let it Go...
(I hate myself)
andersml75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo, third officer reporting. The other members of the crew, Kane, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash and Captain Dallas, are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.
sunnyotakuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manners maketh man.
katcarver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you say hello" "No, I said ALLO, but close enough"
kamandi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bob. Bob had bitch-tits.
ISOCRACY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rule Number One...
Raisoren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I understood that reference"
punchki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's Leviosa, not Levio-saaaaawwwwwwww
4_Pines ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
squirrelodeath86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Khhhhhaaaaannnnn!!!!!!!!
markphine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the room together.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
make yourself a dang quesadilla!
Deathjam008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's Johnny!"
Tamdudette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have what she's having.
ifyoufeellucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"
danbarnsjolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fit's like a glove"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
negative, I am a meat popsicle
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roadhouse.
Wait...
st40s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So long and thanks for all the fish
danbarnsjolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm too old for this shit"
j_schmotzenberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't handle the truth!
Calorik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Stxmoose32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's no crying in baseball!"
KeroZero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It has been seven days since I ran out lf ketchup.
Bhall1121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright alright alright
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dare you, I double dare you...
JxPeshy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No capes!"
xtwinx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shake n bake"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want him to know what I know. I want him to know I want him to know. And I want them all to know they'll all soon be as dead as O-Ren.
Is_totally_a_dick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la Vista baby!
jlindsa4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Never go ass to mouth"
"I know kung fu"
"Prince Ali! Ali Ali! Ali aleeahh!"
LuKirby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honey! Where's my super suit?!
FailcopterWes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar."
Erik_The_Redd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaadriaaaan!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yogurt! I hate yogurt! Especially with strawberries!
DJ-Booty-Lint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You shit-kickin' stinky horse manure smellin' mudafucka you!"
ValidatingUsername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fiiive huunndred dallah!
JesusGAwasOnCD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars.
imcomingtoyayhaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright alright alright
Billy_assBad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got the need, the need for speed!
bebito79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
campbell85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not leaving. I'm not fucking leaving!
xshinystickerx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LIKE A GLOVE
Blueblackzinc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suprise! Motherfucker!
boredm103 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's just like your opinion, man.
Ivanthecow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I so-"
annihilating_rhythm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mephistopheles is such a mouthful in Manhattan, Johnny.
zew66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ya damn skippy"
eastcoast90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
nityaprema ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
leeloo dallas, multipass
sdega315 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do or do not. There is no try.
deatoai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alllllll righty then!
Or:
B-E-A-UTIFUL!
EternalRhapsody ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."
MAGUSW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again!
Kevin__Bush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this queer? These queer? What's up? What's up?
Ivanthecow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It must be some sort of... Hot Tub Time Machine!
Aw man, I fucked up.
goeff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud"
drvp1996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a quote but... LOVE HATE
kotosumo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never cross streams!
redrumofravens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your Father.
qpgmr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring everyone. EVERYONE!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goose, talk to me Goose
Blondie_03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No Dad, what about you!"
kingjoe64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!!
ValidatingUsername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amphibian DNA seems to have passed on the ability to change genders at will.
username_offline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
multi-pass
KSMKxRAGEx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm getting to old for this shit
bp_516 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
dill0nfrancis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did we just become best friends? YUP.
TheDJ47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Greetings, programs!"
Tappanga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yo Adrienne!
Brainswarm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl.
Dillonteal12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ayy where day white women at?"
mattyallan88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude she's a college chick... IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!
Baronsquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Spared no expense."
br1317 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MURPH, MURPH, MURPH, MURPH
c_f_sizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do donkey. That'll do.
Rio_Walker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"These pigs stealing our eggs!"
Verypoorman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You ain't seen Bad Boys 2?"
Spencer66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What happened in Vegas stays in Vegas!
Staller99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's looking at you kid.
GamerKey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna say what any man with two penises would say, when his tailor asks him if he dresses right or left..."
Johnoleary97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
kaypea17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead man walkin.
troutanabout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Electrolytes... It's what plants crave!
Come back later I'm batin'!
RobbyDiddles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her."
freak_that_games ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be your Huckleberry .
duffil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're on a mission from God.
Corksole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry"
Belvert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like the way you die boy
mr_bynum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're going to need a bigger boat Keyser Soze! KEYSER SOZE! Endeavor to persevere It's a trap!!
Nursenobody47834 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You tell em I'm coming, and hell's coming with me!
Just keep swimming,swimming, swimming.
I'll never let go, Jack
LastGreatTommy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So I got that going for me, which is nice"
eliochip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ayyyhhhhhhhhh!"
montanasucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big hitter, the Lama.
P5ychoRaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get off my plane."
methhead86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So you're telling me there's a chance?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A deal deal! Maybe the guy's a Republican! Business is business, right?"
_ragman_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're sending you back... TO THE FUTU-" oh shit you said without the name.
bushmia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You want the truth, you can't handle the truth"
Shyguy380 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates,"
ObnoxiousGamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get"
drudema ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It means, Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."
birdick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's fuck! I'll fuck anything that moves!
fivepercentsure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
PuzzledPieces ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's this? What's this? There's color everywhere What's this? There's white things in the air What's this? I can't believe my eyes I must be dreaming Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair What's this"
DrFuture5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you've got red on you"
stranger_flower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A royale with cheese."
BLUEVELVETCOCAINE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
obbyenzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HONEYYYYYY WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT??!?!?!
onesincepearlharbor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry
CheezItPudding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money! Some people say they know they can't believe, Jamaica has a bobsled team! KEVIN?!?
mynameispeterm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We have a Hulk"
TNBadBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have come here to Chew Bubble Gum and to Kick Ass...and I'm all out of Bubble Gum.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is maximus decimus meridius
titleunknown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They were cones!"
ididit4demlulz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Voilร ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll look down, and whisper "no."
happypotamus107 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
Doombuggie41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father!
80sixed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates."
JC_tiggr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN"
Dissonance3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
SufjansBanjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey...wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? EEEHHHHHHH!!!"
zowzow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NO TWINKIES!?"
OminousDrDrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll never let go jack
hexyourex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MEDIOCRE!
Alexrgreen89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl!
pulsarcolosal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a little bitch??!!
Eveningroovers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
dummk3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't cross the streams.
WopWopFMT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ooooh Mr. Greenfield!!!!!"
lsterr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love goooooooold
JC_tiggr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"
R_Warden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bond..."
amyria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killin' me smalls!!
bigdog377 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"TOGA ,TOGA"
puffthemagicdragoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English mother fucker do you speak it"
ongong_abdnormal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You have seven days"
labohem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Foosball is the devil!"
NavSandhar019 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"rollllll outttt"
ProbablyDominic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut the fuck up Donny!"
djinnrickey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't Panic!
mr_bynum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Littering and...littering and.... Littering and...
UserNameTV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DONKEY!
drinkscocoaandreads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"'After all this time?'
'Always.'"
e4ios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WE NEED TO GO BACK
Kittehluh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
adios turd nuggets
xiipe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forest Run!
TacoEl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who ya gonna call?
Praymo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your Huckelberry"
OwlTalkToYouLater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Chewie, we're home."
Fishfake2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ya Filthy animals"
boltorian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This guy's a gangsta? His real name's Clarence!"
CaffeineAddict88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B-e-a-utiful!
Turbo_MechE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why don't you make like a tree. And get the FUCK OUTTA HERE!"
lovelywitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!"
mark1nhu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
MorpheusOneiri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't fight in here, this is the war room!
sprawlaholic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying there's a chance!
onlysane1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity, and beyond!"
ksanzi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alright, alright, alright..."
Madethistosavethis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not like this
dungj123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's hiiigh noon...
rumlet5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GATORADE, H20!
Trust_Me_Im_Right ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cmon Tom
ladyturdferguson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't want a large Farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola!"
grecianformula69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy wants to fuck!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put the bunny back in the box.
mLOVEaMIDNIGHTitdotc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MEOW!
EternalHell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big gulps huh, well, see ya later!"
xFacilitator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sick of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"
roachmcpoach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And like that...He's gone!
gingerheadman321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thinking quickly Dave constructs a homemade megaphone using only some string, a squirrel and a megaphone
nrossj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tooty fuckin' fruity!
veggiegalactic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sexual Chocolate!
AudaciousBeat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What is best in life?"
CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.
SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU.
HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN.
ReflexEight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"BUMBLEBEEEH!"
chipster775 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you used to wear newspapers in your shoes"
DanielBlu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fookin' prawns"
Caine84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
there can be only one
frizlvr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FFFRRRREEEEEDDDDOOOOOMMMMM!!!
andropogon09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go ahead. Make my day."
narenar4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stop looking at me swan!"
SunshineDaydream13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me?
P4S5B60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How am I funny
Onoliciousyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The pen is blue! The god damned pen is blue!!"
Badassenach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't where I parked my car...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Plastics"
curlywurlies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white!
gonejahman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
INCONCEIVABLE!
Dehydratedwater23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey ladies, my penis is eleven inches... AROUUUND, think about it"
spectre73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm getting too old for this shit."
Kittehluh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you're only cool if you pee in your pants
TK_Riot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's some bad hat Harry"
yParticle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" ... "
axsism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he cant refuse."
xZaniity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you dig it?
Onoliciousyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am serious and don't call me Shirley."
CaliSwede ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
T'is but a scratch.
007conspiracy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Great Scott!"
Laisquared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Ron Burgundy???"
M_B_Access ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was just inches from a clean getaway.
obsessed_with_1212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Please donโt make the super suit greenโฆ or animated!"
TheCatterson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JUST KEEP SWIMMING
YouAreIt5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
License and registration, chicken fucker!
greenvine23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bahh Ram Yew!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll never let go, jack. I'll never let go.
MrNiceBry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Emiilliiooooo
Alex_Von_Sauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny, she doesn't look druish
killah_moose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"here's johnny!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know."
spectre73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They may take our lives, but they will never take our FREEDOM!"
FratAlbert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeeere's JOHNNY!!!
Yoshi_is_my_main ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I go, you stay, no following.
momzthebest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
Solomonlusk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine.
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."
OddlyEven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get these monkey fighting snakes off this Monday to Friday plane!!!"
buhluhake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am Jack's cold sweat."
the_debastator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...
conner_maris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's mine say?" "Duuude, what's mine say?" "Sweeet, what's mine say?"
magicpostit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
Finkk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JUMANJI
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me, Smalls!"
DeltaDiezel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman"
ClothesHangerBaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright alright alright
DiceAdmiral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am smiling.
AMMJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry
toneofvoice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think we're alone now.
Ariviaci ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's no moon... " Or "But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!"
YouAreIt5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin' bats
hobosmagicshotgun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
shaebae98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plastics
SacJester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go back to China, bitch!"
hit_it_with_a_shovel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHO SAID THAT? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT, TWINKLE-TOED COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT? NOBODY, HUH? THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER SAID IT. OUT-FUCKING-STANDING. I WILL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE. I'LL PT YOU UNTIL YOUR ASSHOLES ARE SUCKING BUTTERMILK.
pattysmear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude...Where's my car?"
rkhbusa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey look I made a bridge it only took me like ten seconds, eleven tops."
Burgoonius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"aaaallrighty then"
alphafishmitten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run forest run
hlposts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a virgin who can't drive
sl1msn1per ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Im gonna need you to go ahead and umm...."
phoneninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"
OllieUnited18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ohhhh that's a bingo!
macgyver893 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah well, you know, that's just like your opinion man.
maxpower7833 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll hit the brakes, he'll fly right by
PinkElephant92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEEEERES JOHNNY
sellence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!
dualbrokenarms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They don't know Jack about drillin'
iky0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run, Forest, run!
bizmeleon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You'll shoot your eye out"
TheTigglion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of ______ club...
antivenom305 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do I look like a bitch!?"
nero1012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is a tasty burger"
yParticle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doc...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl
rkhbusa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming."
stea1thbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is Sparta!"
MrDrProfessorCyclops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not even suppose to be here!
GarrusHungarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you not know these were the Lord's chips?
RalphIsACat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna matata.
adidast05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You sucked 30 dicks, does that include me?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's johnny!
Thorvas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You either live for nothing, or die for something"
J3EBS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You get your first look at this '6-foot turkey' as you enter a clearing."
elcuichi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want. Your life.
WindyTrousers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
VirtDok_Slays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's a milkshake, for 5 dollars?"
spirit2112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dude abides.
WubWubTub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come on TARS
azswift ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean, let me understand this ... cuz I ... maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
Mech_Stalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What we got here is a failure to communicate."
StoneRawks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those aren't pillows!!!
RyuNeko932000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" At my signal, unleash hell"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let Jesus fuck you!"
-Exorcist
Thechanpop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am batman!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOT THE BEES!!!
m1t3sh91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To infinity and beyond!
jBuckley99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Top_Wop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor soul, he was just a little too high strung.
SkoomaRuinedmylife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English MotherF****er, do you speak it!"
avgjoegeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut the Fuck Up....! I can't walk down the street to get a pack of smokes without seeing 3 guys you've fucked!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go ahead, make my day."
MrAvatarAng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you. I know."
greenvine23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Callllllvinnnn!"
sjenkins6936 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny
hyperchord24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say 'what' one more time . . ."
c0rk13s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You shall not pass
Burning_Kobun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Sandboxxhero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cover me you limp dick fuckups!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the force Luke.
lntro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wing Chun, Ip man."
Fission-_-Chips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I will find you, and I will kill you."
bronium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sorry for what? Our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks. Especially since their such good size and all..."
unscot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And that's why I must become Superman IV: The Quest for Peace."
RunnerMcRunnington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to tha choppa!!!
Mjgaga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming"
PM_ME_FUN_STORIES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This, is my BOOMSTICK "
berryferry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
qcp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Sheriff is near.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We've had a doozy of a day....
rkhbusa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, that's just like your opinion man.
AceDeep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
BobbyKeys417 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ear muffs, Maxie."
smutsmutsmut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They're gonna kill that poor woman."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm looking for the owner of that horse. He's tall, blonde, smokes a cigar, and he's a pig.
Greed_For_Glory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ill be back!
iAngeloz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl
AbletonsAmongUs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm batman!"
midnight_melodia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A center for ants?!
mjbnz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't care who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets.
Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
TheLittleLola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Earth"
RohanTheBarbarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"do I make you horny baby?... do I? Do I make you Randy?... yeah"
SocialEmotional ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll never let go Jack!"
JoanneAba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Sparticus!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in a glass cage of emotionnnnn!
blackberrybelle1965 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I stutter, bitch?
LadyDoDo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you wearing that stupid human suit?
MXraceguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What are you smilin' about?" "Dude I almost had you" "You almost had me?... You never had me, you never had your car." "Granny shiftin' not double clutchin like ya should, you're lucky that 100 shot of nos didn't blow the welds on your intake.Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block and replace the piston rings you fried. Ask any racer...Any real racer it doesn't matter whether you win by an inch or by a mile, winning is winning."
Fruity_Snacks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your Huckleberry
Klunkmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, We're in a tight spot!
ThisIsMyPurchase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You! Are! Not! A! TOOOOOYYY!"
MrVolunt33r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Box of chocolates
Picks86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So you're telling me there's a chance."
cixelsyd93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby.
Scweethert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Game over man, game over!"
Sanaria21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Onions have layers.
Typical_Samaritan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box!?
that_girl63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
danbarnsjolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"These aren't the droids you're looking for"
Fuzzysocks135 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?!
bequietanddrivefar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not even supposed to be here today!!!!!!
Skeletongotcha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gonna hop on late since I didn't see this one
"Talk to me Goose!"
Gam256 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Iron man.
C0AT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Zed's dead, baby."
maluminse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its merely a flesh wound;
Do they speak English in what?;
Say my name;
You cant handle the truth;
Do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?;
Stay on target, stay on target;
Snakes? No not snakes. I hate snakes.;
Where were going we dont need roads;
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a leaf on the wind
dropkickman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
RedTailedLizerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who killed Captain Alex?!
g35mayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm tired of these mutha fuckin' snakes on this mutha fuckin plane
Tonydanzafan69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iiiiimmmm spartaaahhhkissss!
flaresiiide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fuckin' hate pikeys
donnysaysvacuum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Samsonite, I was way off.
smitty057 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all in the reflexes
Jerome_Weinberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FOR.EV.VER FOR.EV.VER
davis482 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS. IS. ...
jlusedude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
amkftb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dรบfnahรณlar 10
(any Icelander over 25 knows which movie it is from)
Painted_Maverick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a leaf on the wind...
skijunky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you're killing me smalls"
valicat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane.
DUCKandWADDLE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big gulp, hu?! Welp, see ya later.
Hecka-Mecca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
killtocuretokill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've come to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum.
mrgrubbage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
nath001997 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I live my life a quarter mile at a time
Morv1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this heaven? No, it's Iowa.
monxas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
42
ReadingFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When you dance with the devil, the devil don't change. He changes you."
behindblueeyeballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But what about that shadowy place?"
stephanepj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want his pork chop, I want his LIFE!
Casporo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are the Knights Who Say... NI!
wyattthomas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any of you fucking pricks move...and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!!
Corr521 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman"
SucioMDPHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're all gonna die, man
GravityTortoise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
dxfout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.ย
Nightangelz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a toomah!
sarahlucky13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I won't let go.
FapBoss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name was Robert Paulson.
Onoliciousyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Great Odin's Raven!"
TheFawkesGuy76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This aggression, uhh, will not stand, man.
AmonRe_72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talk to me, Goose.
donnux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want my two dollars!
heavyabc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sure do got a pretty mouth.."
codyd91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYYYYYOOOOOONNNNNE!
caliyankeeslvr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50 bucks grandpa, for 75 the wife can watch.
Boom-Roasted_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"it's Called a Lance, Hellooo"
apatel150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Coughing gets your higher"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
apatel150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Coughing gets your higher"
Jordan777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
JOHNNYICHIBAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MURPH!!!
NubianButtCheeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays"
Jungledart34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me, do you bleed You will
Master_OfCeremonies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you gonna call?
factanonverba_n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This. Is. Sparta!
Pocketmemes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shake and bake"
LesNessma1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye."
PigeonDrivingBus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:31 on July 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Christmas Vacation!!!
drewhold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
doobmie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
dasbiggin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
INCONCEIVABLE!
Spindlyspider9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is my BOOMSTICK
clevesteamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You guys got MySpace?
sarahlucky13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let it go.
system_failure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey guys! Ohh, Big Gulps, huh? Alright!....Well, see ya later!"
curmudge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up donnie
BowlbasaurKiefachu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HUUU-Rah!"
ClothesHangerBaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
apatel150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised I haven't seen this yet
"get to tha choppa"
Bostonhook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dream is collapsing.
bs00998 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"... It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses"
VengefulBitchQueen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
cool6012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mission Report: December 16th, 1991"
Boom-Roasted_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you suuuuuuuurrreee?"
Northus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fly you fools, because, Luke, I'm your father and this is a tasty burger.
(Lord of the Pulp Jedi.)
Hawks4life02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maka my day Jew
DivinitySquared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're still here? It's over... go home, go.
Sadoku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To Infinity, and Beyond!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd buy that for a dollar!!!
franklinzunge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shooot her! Shoooooooot her!
Psysiux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paint me like one yof your French girls.
IAmKyleVogt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"
cschaf5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Peter, you always play psychologist with us!'
onionrings423 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll never let go, Jack ๐๐ป
madisreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
iChadWillis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, where's my car?
Adamslm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
leveraged_buyout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!"
shadowrangerfs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got one that no one will get.
"I'm a frog".
Gunmoku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some of my favorites:
"Listen, if there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it is that life will not be contained. Life breaks free. It expands to new territories. Breaks through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but...uh... There it is."
"AAAAAAGH! YES! YES!! Ugh...now the whole world's gonna know you died scratching my balls!"
"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
"TOGA!! To-ga, to-ga, to-ga!"
"Memo to me... Memo to me: Maim you after my meeting."
alinktoschrodinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you"
nooooeeee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata
xklove90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?!
fb3playhouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be your Huckleberry
Jerrys87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No... I am your father!
HOW HAVE WE MISSED THE GREATEST ONE LINE OF ALL TIME?!?!
Dawkinsisgod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm just so tired of all these star wars."
BronzeVI-TheNewHope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me?"
-GOOSE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck it. Let's go bowling dude.
StickySativa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shake n' bake
thatotherguy132 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up."
nooneiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you see my underwear?"
"No."
"Do you want to?"
trafficjeet321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you
1TrueKingInTheNorth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beep boop boop beep boop
tummy_worms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?!"
lookatthatkittum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You've got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off!"
Lookatmysweg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You stay, I go"
PooFlingaDelight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?!
Throwaway1246578 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's settled we sail like Columbus to America!
But... Columbus was looking for India.
missglitchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, stranger.
supervanilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UHHHHHHH....... That's a BINGOOOOOOO!
CrookedToast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You play ball like a GIRL!"
rayjdragonballz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, i am your father
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're somewhere between bum fucked and you gots a purty mouf
supersaiyandragons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Luke, I am your father!
BThriillzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I am your father"
MuzzleBlast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wiggle your big toe"
The_Gay_Mr_Rogers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls, wearing this. Wearing ONLY this."
achbaca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wake up! Time to die.
PizzaSteeringWheel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But lieutenant Dan you ain't got no legs"
TwistedD85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey guys! Big Gulps huh? Alright! ...Welp, see ya later!"
To be fair there's lot of quotes that identify that movie.
JKDS87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, fuckin' queers. Fiyah-men gettin pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy. Hey go save a kitten in a tree, ya fuckin homos.
sciencedenton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yo homie, is that my briefcase?
Magic_Viking7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!"
Travyplx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We will always have Paris
bustapepper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that's what I call a close encounter
troglodata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Damn the man! Save the Empire!"
Humble_Weaver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts!? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?!?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you bitch.
sethstorm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
narwhalenthusiast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL
November_bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To infinity, and beyond!
TAKA_BELL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates"
bigtex68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have the need. The need for speed!"
PVinnySwag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Batman
Sammyofather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ive got a bad feeling about this"
konfetkak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
WopWopFMT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was eating strawberries hello"
Dalton616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caaaan youuuuu diggggg ittttt
rucb_alum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WILSON!!"
TheArchduke_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab"
PM_me_ur_girlmoans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a bad feeling about this.
whysochildish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life's like a box of Chocolates
serpentxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Salted Pork!
MasterBinks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father..
_Blitzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't want... your life"
CondorTheDragonSlaye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTA
rucb_alum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh NO!! It's DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!"
MrTenBelow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One ping only.
kage1414 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father
tvmouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MUUUUURPH!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I hope they burn in hell!"
McCHitman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human sacrifice, Dogs and cats living together. MASS HYSTERIA!
soapd1sh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm I may have missed it but I have yet to see "Show me the money".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's smirking revenge.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista, baby"
Anonymoose9311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's leviOsa, not leviosAaa
93devil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suzanne sucks pussy!!! I know! I know!
Pkgguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wilson!!!!
novaquasarsuper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Ticket
letraset ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Play it again Sam.
gdubnz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'THUD!" Like a GLOOOOVE!
tsdoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
funny how?
cheetoburrito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How do I reach dees keedz?"
keepbotting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mark it zero!
Erikthonius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in.
JHVH_UNO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The horror, the horror..."
FourthBridge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know you are, but what am I?
anjellohh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Jeff"
NewtonLawAbider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's good. It's good! It's goooooooood
BoltComet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"we're some kind of suicide squad"
lohl33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Arise, arise, riders of Theoden!'
Deldar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. Itโs always the last day of summer and Iโve been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. Iโll grant you Iโve had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by while theyโre making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime, Iโve left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, thereโs almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door.
faction13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Usted dijo perpetua
SeemsReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'M COOL CAT, AND I'M GONNA PRO-TECT THE KIDS!"
DustinWaterhole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
justrun7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You play ball like a girl!"
leurk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's got what plants crave.
93devil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone can cook.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
LiquidLite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shark!
Pizzaplanet420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So many quotes and this will be buried but I haven't seen it.
"I have nipples Focker, can you milk me?"
astrozombee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads??
carn4ge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I drink your milkshake!
burgerboss1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's so fetch!
crank1978 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get away from her you BITCH!"
PurpleSushi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's your favorite scary movie?"
inssein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shrimp
whosluke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."
thatnerdguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ramona, I'm in lesbians with you."
Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee Ki-yay Motherfucker
93devil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let it go. Let it go.
nucksboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?!
b3rn13mac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT
katj813 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's looking at you, kid.
scriken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not sitting in the back." "Why not?" "Cause everybody knows, guy in the back seat doesn't have a cock." "I don't know about you Eugene, but I've got a cock. You have a cock, Mik?" "Yeah, I got a cock. Big fat one."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do ya like dags?
ClothesHangerBaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hack the Planet!!
Ggoossee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Negative ghost rider. The pattern is full.
SpaffyBaps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brother, you are going down
Mkenz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane"
hohumbedum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
11BravoNRD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm from Buenos Aries and I say KILL EM ALL!
thefredlund5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'The first rule of .....'
mee-seeks_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See ya at the party Ritcher!
djsjr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No time for the old in-n-out, love, I've just come to read the meter."
whalehome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw, here's my straw watch it, and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP
Inquisitorsz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry!
SirChucklez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"She's a witch!"
"Burn her!"
curliestfry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"why do you keep using that word I dont think it means what you think it means"
mus0u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MISSHI GORIGHTRY! I MUSH PLOTEST!"
TerodacDyl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU CAN'T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP! LLOYD?! LLOYD?!"
Master_ERG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do we fall?????
thefredlund5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Hey you guuuuyyyyyysssss'
cloe77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody, puts baby in a corner.
flashblazer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The price is wrong, bitch!"
Green_Meeseeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta La Vista, Baby
missjacksonxo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Llife moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
frylock350 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these mothafuckin' snakes, on this mothafuckin' plane!
ShimmyShimmyYaBMinor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
nostromo909 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat
notappropriateatall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes I know the finger Goose.
ohheybert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man. Game over!
BellicoseBill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
DuhTabby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paint me like one of your French Girls
moorewj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does my garage say dead n*gger storage"
ralm42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane"
RaulFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Have you seen my son?"
The_Shield1212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at me, I am da captain now!
Orangeteddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Red, why do they call you that"
"Maybe it's cause I'm Irish?"
thefredlund5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Jamaican bobsled team man
ToxiCKY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What? Nobody said "Luke, I am your father" yet?
Phinigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Spaaarrrrtttttaaaaaaaa!
HolyWaterFire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Indigo Montoya, You killed my father, Prepare to die.
Blaze1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" I feel the need The need for speed "
kat0117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!!
LittleBit31391 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love lamp."
loadedmind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aazzzz...Youuuu....WIiiish....
centfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world...
SpaffyBaps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, let meย buy you a pack ofย gum, I'll show you how to chew it
rcortes412 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads?, where we are going we don't need roads.
rubbing_lilies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me Smalls!"
MacFluffle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Why don't you tell that cunt to shut her mouth before I come over there and fuck-start her head?
Best opening scene in any movie ever made in the history of movies. The rest was decent, too...
ET3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la Vista baby
StoopidN00b ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1.21 Jiggawatts!?!?!
Recursive_Descent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's looking at you, kid.
Dz4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She asked me how to spell orange
svirani97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super late but "Oh hi Mark!"
Xpsnickerz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moma said "Lfe is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your about to get."
Flatnose123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shaken not stired
abobobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same.
IcySpykes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BLOODY PIRATES!
centfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud!
FFfurkandeger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gordy's gone man. I'll be outside. Good luck."
not_another_lobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
Miss_Forgiver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Zed's dead honey, Zed's dead."
_TheLadman_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father...
wearthicksock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
pross537 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
Hunterbunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As calm as a Hindu cow.
Bizzy79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man. Game over!
the_deepest_toot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And my axe!"
PawsbeforePeople13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
kemekokitten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
t3hPoundcake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GET HER!!!"
Strikers_26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, listen to me son, it's not your fault.
BrittKneeDeep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's only after we've lost everything, that we're free to do anything"
hearwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name was Robert Paulson.
Thesearejustbodies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"excuse me, Flo?"
ImJustSo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
dryoyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish
lcolman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Wizard. Get me the hell out of here!
wrgm0100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love weed, LOVE IT! But not as much as I love pussy"
Mistamage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's called a hustle, sweetheart.
Black_jello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Its 106 miles to Chicago. We have half a pack of cigarettes, a full take of gas, its dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!
sureyouken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
INCONCEIVABLE!
centfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges.
grwgoski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well maybe you shouldn't be living hereeeeee!!"
jmaca90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
_BearHawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a big guy"
"For you"
Recursive_Descent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just a flesh wound.
unteagle2010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Build it and they will come."
ZorisX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wilson.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All those pushups and you can't lift a bloody log?!"
melodic_melancholic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What is this, a school for ants?!"
wildgriest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Give me the fuckin' keys you fuckin' cocksucker!"
Oo or....
"Hey laser lips! You're momma was a snowblower!"
cornbadger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WOLVERINES!!!
UnklWilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How about a misquote naming a movie? "Play it again, Sam"
zachharmonic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Royale with cheese!
electricgnome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you say I have a plethora of piรฑatas?
TheFlyingFoodTestee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud..."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
SaulGoodmanJD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice to see you.
Arula777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womack! Why am I not surprised, you piece of shit!
albino_red_head ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For-ev-ur, for-ev-ur, for-ev-ur
damian1607 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honey this is a tissue of lies, you see their was another Bill...an evil Bill. And I killed him!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are going to need a bigger boat...
BrotisBoughtAHouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... It would be a lot cooler if you did
Roy82x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The hills are alive...
Yo__gabba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Mama always said, life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Scrambo91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where all the white women at?
tonedeafkitten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They peed on your fucking rug
ManiacDragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My names Forest, Forest Gump.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Son, you've got a panty on your head.
scottchomarx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
nathanhammack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
life is like a box of chocolates
AldoVernal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Electrolytes!
mttabaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now that's what i call high quality h2o"
momismyslavename ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dont want a large farva! I want a god damned liter of cola!
kingguy459 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let Them Fight
PLATOS_LEFT_TESTICLE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be Bach.
Redwine707 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
Kinnakeet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
angusderp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates...
little_kid_lover69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember remember, the 5th of November"
WopWopFMT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He got a purdy mouth don't he?"
Javaman420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bob had bitch tits.
armored-dinnerjacket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
welcome to sesame street, today's word is expiation
mabboud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die."
ArmouredPolarBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...i was struck by lightning, and then bit by a cobra...
cpastudent2589 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You had me at hello"
erinisntrad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody call IX-I-I!
Esenfur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead, make my day.
Nundercover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Sparta!
Namastayinnbed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Jeffryyyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Willlllllllllllsonnnnnnnnnn
Junreii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GREAT SUCCESS"
Denverthelstdinosaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
b1ack1323 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's too many god damned snakes on this mothafuckin' plane.
citymongrel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't even know that the fuck a quail is.
electricgnome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
Loves-The-Skooma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig, that'll do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjQtzV9IZ0Q
Baby_sammich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know kung fu"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will find you and I will kill you!
architrex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Quit pulling my dick Veronica!"
PensivePengu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's a snake in my boot"
SurbCo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was the longest night of Andy's life.
crumplezone49 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know what it is, but it's weird and pissed off.
onionringologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's wasted life.
listoss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's the one who says" bad mother fucker"
jayceeallison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S NOT A TUMAAHHHHHH
TheAlbinoWatermelon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what again!"
ILostTwoOldAccounts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
thedrunkdingo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box?!"
AmiSakura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Amazing_Karnage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat.."
Jrepicness101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wanna know how I got these scars?
hopingforabetterpast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you gonna call?
Pwnedx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!"
NichhciN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You sly dog, You caught me monologging
ejambu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, it's not going to happen!"
kitkrest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They're eating her, and now they're going to eat me! Oh my GODDD!"
cpastudent2589 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wilson!"
Javaman420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There he goes. One of Darwin's own creations. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Nrock49 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by
baevar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a big twinkie.
Freeedoooooom.
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
It places the lotion in the basket.
Would you say that I have a "plethora" of piรฑatas?
Your love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind.
adam10292 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dont panic
about58n1njas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I fucking hate the eagles"
hueythecat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend.
having_froggery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes you just gotta say "what the fuck".
bennetts12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You shall not pass!"
frylock350 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Success!!
TheFuryOfWrath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're on a mission from god."
roosterreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm so sick of all these Star Wars."
WhereRandomThingsAre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"KHAN!""KHAAAAAAAAAAN!"
__curmudgeon__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a Mawg. Half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.
coolbreeze85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy livin', or get busy dyin', that's goddamn right
sabren84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Havent seen it, but im late so it was probably listed and i'm too damn lazy but here it goes:
Au revoir, Shosanna!!
Rallph_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
elparker74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man....
injeanyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Americaaaa, fuck yaaaa!
requires_distraction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
get away from her you bitch
Lethal_Void ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your father.
mareejane1127923 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, alright, alright
learethak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Game over man, game over!"
sharke93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
MonsieurWhiskers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse
inadazed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The power of Christ compels you."
areallthecool1staken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads?!? Where we are going, we don't need roads!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All those moments will be lost in time, like... tears... in rain.
Time, to die.
hermann8er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did we just become best friends?!?!?
abrads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
JJCMulderry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know Pacman?
apatel150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"OKAYYYYYYY, I'm reloaded"
_S_Ceeben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going to need a bigger boat
uniquenueyork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Attitude reflects leadership, Captain."
Ahuihou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
here's looking at you, kid
knoeKNAME ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, I'm reloading!!
bisexual12403681 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Names Bond. James Bond.
iron_sites ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father
LuckyM0nkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm no fucking good...never have been.
bmathew5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you believe in Time Travel?
ILostTwoOldAccounts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE TIME - I GOD DAMN DARE YOU!!
Air-Bo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
37!??!
bmathew5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a trap!
Algonkian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Follow the yellow brick road!
chanmanm8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
aksid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
EggheadDash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. I am your father.
jimbojangles1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I drink your MILKSHAKE!
Dioruein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So you agree? You think you're really pretty?"
bunkerpit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
The_FatGuy_Strangler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you
lintwaffles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We need a bigger boat"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wu-AAAALLL-eeeee"
teecook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alright, alright, alright"
kinjinsan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No matter where you go, there you are.
istabhotlava ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eight-year-olds, Dude
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inconceivable!"
spidermangeo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend.
kitmasu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have agreed, 90%.
MAC0789 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." - makes me giggle every time I hear it :)
Namastayinnbed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
yeaah_naah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Littering and...
Buddwajser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nuke it from orbit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
royale with cheese
J5892 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do it, Cleric."
Hewgag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut the fuck up Donny!!"
Ginga-ninja158 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
xxUrbanNinjaxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RE-HE-HE-HEALLLLYYY???
spacedickersonad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A wizard is never late. Nor is je early. He arrives precisely when he means to. "
avocadole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put the lotion in the basket
rancidkitten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wiiisssssshhhhh."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
dtowel12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a snake in my boot!
KaleidoKitten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It can't rain all the time.
pika5998 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"
Johnnyschuler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why so serious
pureInfurno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"These are not the droids you're looking for" "It's a trap" "That's no moon!"
th0myi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going to need a bigger boat...
RevToolbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!
kiboflavin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns
knoeKNAME ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
Batmanthecellolord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does it come in black?"
rainb0wveins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I need to return some videotapes...
EggheadDash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enough is enough! I have had it with these mothrfucking snakes on this mothrfucking plane!
papalala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SQUIRREL!!
TheLionEatingPoet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run, Forrest! Run!
ruhri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's just a flesh wound"
CrowBalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for 'em"
EggheadDash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do or do not. There is no try.
Toni_Braxton_Hicks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
schaefer001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We come for your daughter Chuck...
neilthecellist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
**GRUMBLE This city GRUMBLE just showed you GRUMBLE that it's full of people ready to believe in good. **
CptnTightPants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"does he look like a bitch?"
LordoftheSynth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M NOT SHOUTING!
...ALRIGHT, I AM. I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUT--
clunk
thump
UnnecessaryBigWords ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aghhh KELLY CLARKSON!!!"
Traintraxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's colon. I get cancer. I kill Jack.
CaperJohn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Little did he know"
Or
"It's good to be the king"
Or
"Screw you ni**er"
FlexWiggleztheBest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippie Ki Yay
QCMBRman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one's got a bunch
"You dont need a license to drive a sandwich."
"WAITOORRRRRR"
"So yeah I am just a kid, and I'm also a goofball, and a wingnut, and a knucklehead McSpazatron. But most of all I'm, I'm, I'm, I'M A GOOFY GOOBER, ROCK!"
"Now that we're men!"
bluenoser613 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a need... for speed.
ericarlen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello, Ghostbusters."
b1rdman_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard, Harry"
Buddwajser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im singing in the rain. 2 in one
MannCoEmployee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome, to Jurassic Park!"
Tyflowshun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did not hit her. It's bullshit. I didn't hit her. Oh...hi Mark.
Wallzii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We can't stop here, this is bat country!
puggatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I see my dad
KingRedditTheThird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOUR TEARING ME APART LISA"
ianmelanson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time"
featurecast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One does not simply walk into Mordor"
dmanmano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION
Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina. I love lamp. Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?
SPACEMANSKRILLA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hi I'm Frodo and I'm a poopy hobbit"
wonderchin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vodka Martini. Shaken. Not stirred.
myheartisstillracing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.
b1rdman_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's levioooOOOOOooooOOOosa... not Leviosa"
foonutt54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the chopper!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
whosinthatcar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bumble bee tuna
vevan21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where wr're going we don't need roads."
standstilllookpretty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming.
direwolf83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates
Mercenarykid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name was Robert Paulson
FaZeVapelord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Make him stay, murph!"
lysdxc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE
JoeyDoughnuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'
SmallManBigMouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
BellicoseBill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AK-47! When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitute.
Warshon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"
shlauncha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
-Saggio- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good. Great. Grand. Wonderful! NO YELLING ON THE BUS!
DeadpoolsUglyMother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You remind me of the babe.
Hugeo15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you find a possum, kill it. It's not a pet"
bnned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
kid's bunnyhopping all the way through ivy out middle and through our connector... through... FROM IVY, OUT MIDDLE, THROUGH OUR CONNECTOR, LIKE A SPEED DEMON
ldbk2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me no know!
baby_fart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hoo-Ah!
Prnothrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dreams within dreams"
HarkA_Dragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
kiboflavin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ryan, some things in here do not react well to bullets
naturaltoast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
Zekachu9117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know, where I got these scars?
ademnus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Like.... tears.... in rain."
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
"I'm beginning to doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"
"Great shot, kid, that was one in a million!"
"Rosebud..."
ldbk2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watch out Sammy!
1d10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you want to know more?
miracle_everett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In our faith, you keep what you kill.
Hollyw0od ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well he stole his car sir, and, uh, killed his dog.
WopWopFMT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What we have here is a failure to communicate"
ldbk2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
aaaah! This books covered in letters!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hand model
-Yams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're all gonna laugh at you!
ramyuntokki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run, Forrest! Run!"
C39R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Would you like to know more?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sick and tired of these mothetfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.
religioninstigates ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zulus-thousands of "em!
Tsui_Pen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kobiashi
Paraxom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i got 2 "Does Marellus Wallace look like a bitch?"
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
starshinesuckerpunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I will find you, and I will kill you."
_Iv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you" "I know"
ldbk2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey mr. Mayor, wanna goodie?
kinjinsan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Groot.
DaJaFu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ain't that a bitch
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming just keep swimming. Sorry im very excited.
zypher_mF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smoke a joint on the 50th yard line
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out and we are wearing sunglasses."
adziki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Earf
Sad_Bunnie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boomstick
Lime_Pirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
ddaboss123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodge, dip, dive, duck, and dodge
notengonadaquedecir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring out your dead!
*ding
ldbk2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa! Whoa! Help me! Mama I've got weasels in my pants.
ADirtyRumour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where we're going, we don't need roads.
hollywoodhayes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
Spearlife440 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you having a good time, old sport?"
TurboClag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take me to bed or lose me forever!
ldbk2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't bother me lord fancy pants, I'm with monkey!
WookieeCakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
".......Buueeller."
Ammut88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig.
squiggledot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you gonna call?
DigitalMafia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Come and take one in their yarbles... if you've got any yarbles..."
DigitalMafia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:03 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shaken,ย not stirred"
ccay1023 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeeeere's Johnny!!!
MmAgoodBurp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the beach boys
b1rdman_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If I pull that off, will you die?" "It would be extremely painful.." "You're a big guy" "..for you"
Rick0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Broadsword calling Danny Boy
Kleinius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"
b1rdman_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Not everything. Not yet."
SlySnooper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...and she was just babblin' away about her freaking boyfriends pie balls!"
Matruvius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your Father!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in mah belly.
3-2-1_liftoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dammit, man! I'm a doctor..."
LadyNomNom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah. And now you're gonna die, wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?"
CowGoesMooHoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're Killin me, smalls!
ThaVolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM THE LAW!
b1rdman_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why so serious?"
Fersh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His name was Robert Paulson"
Cataclysm2WW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name's Forrest Gump... People call me Forrest Gump."
wait
EricLotus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you not entertained!?
dpatt711 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
FatLenny79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up Donny.
jkovach89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy living, or get busy dyin'...
Xiagax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your killing me Smalls!
Aprill92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's Johnny!"
tictocque ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
kimchidevourer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's got what plants crave
Ras_Paul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:Vice, Virtue. It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality. If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully.
kingkutty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.."and I hope they burn in hell!!!"
modernchic1977 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Give me the fucking keys you fucking cocksucker.
CloudFo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, where's my car?
merubinu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, I almost had you!
Melchya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you feel lucky? ...Punk"
HeyItsStick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keyser Sรถze!"
omegadoc170 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
jar92380 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And like that.... He's gone
MeanFoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maximum effort!
Charl0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody fucks with the Jeesua
DavyJonesRocker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!
mushroomkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They mostly come at night, mostly.
UncleDrunkle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Youre killin me smalls!"
profcr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a goofy goober yeah
HahahaSensational ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
WarrensRedditAccount ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put another shrimp on barbie
ameersand98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see you later."
ClassyNoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You feeling lucky, punk?
tricyphona ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say WHAT again!?
Shannzy626 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you
javiwankenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby.
Wmagdziuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of Fight Club is....
neckbeard84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the need! The need for speed!
KingofBlades113 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English mother fucker do you speak it!
Flamel123456789 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come play with us Danny! Forever......and ever......and ever!
c_grizwald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jumanji!
b1rdman_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"With great power comes great responsibility"
Lirodon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ON YO' FEET, MAGGOT!"
b1rdman_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He's my friend" "So was I"
caffeinefreedom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MARK IT ZERO!"
Maaaaaaaaatt973 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILSON!!!!
Dalisca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"EVERYONE wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride."
Star90s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f**k do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK"
nahmdeplume ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no crying in baseball!
Fedora-of-Euphoria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There can be only one!
MachoMelon11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dream a better dream.
SpartanD21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The enemy's gate is down (if you read the book)
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I said, put the bunny back in the box."
seamus555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We need a bigger boat
Flamel123456789 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He peed on my fucking rug!
Sopwafel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'I am spiderman'
RealJackAnchor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."
twyst976 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all in the reflexes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Big Bob. You boys ready for your cockmeat sandwich
Uh, no.
Well you better get hungry real fast... because I've got a whole lotta sandwich waiting for you!
Zepheos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get."
PatDude0000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is SPARTA!"
soylentbob37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He IS the Kwisatz Hadarach!
Trid1977 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
pantong51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dare you I double dog dare you say what one more time...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right meow!
Kingofwhereigo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whys the rum gone?!
jukeboxmusicman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the mother f***** California Wine Mixer
xxThe_Dice_manxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"in the pipe 5 by 5"
"you make me want to be a better man"
"this is sparta"
"we are going to need a bigger boat"
b1rdman_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hang me, oh hang me and I'll be dead and gone"
sampsonb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy Shnikey!
Seagrave63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me....?
TheFamilyITGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KHAAAAAAANNNNN!
KingRedditTheThird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ADRIAAAAAN"
Seagrave63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me....?
CinePhileNC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talk in' to me ?!
b1rdman_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Not quite my tempo"
BCTrob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rule 1. Cardio.
sievehockey11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smoke some crack with me bro!
CurrentID ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS! IS! SPARTA!!!!
IsThisNameValid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's no moon."
PassionateFlatulence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes
Milkshaker202 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where is my supersuit?!!
exatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't drive angry."
Babarkj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
whats in the box
darth_randall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know Kung fu.
ericbellinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why so serious?
Ninjabetic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bring out the gimp."
siestastan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a bad feeling about this...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no place like home.
b1rdman_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MURPH"
joshkinsey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
stupid is as stupid does
ktisis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gimme some sugar, baby
sweet_baby_jesus69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I carried a watermelon"
look_behind_youuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know what really chaps my ass... I spent my entire life savings turning my van into a dog"
liverneedspunished ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does
knox_vile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Schwing!"
liverneedspunished ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To infinity and beyond!
xLykos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's lookin at you kid"
letmereaddamnit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest, run!
Seagrave63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ramming Speed!!
lifefeedsonlife77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ass to ass"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How do you like dem apples!"
fatclownbaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously you're not a golfer
Or
They peed on my fucking rug
Or
You don't fuck with the jesus
CrazyCoKids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.
SiasNc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English motherfucker!
allseasonsmaniac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He called the shit poop!!?!
damadcrapper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it bleeds we can kill it
SlimBrady3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen."
ButYouCanDoJiuJitsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And in the morning, I'm makin' WAFFLES
LetMeHearAStory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who is Keyser Soze?"
junkyardgolem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch?"
Gneiss1too ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Quicky72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It really tied the room together.
WillisPWallfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You take the blonde, I'll take the one with the turban.
Clarkshark9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They peed on your fucking rug
royce416 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We weren't 'fingah poppin each othas asshoes'"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ive seen things you people wouldnt beleive. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion. C beams glitter in the darkness near the tannhauser gate. All those moments, lost in time, like tears. In. Rain, time to die"
kgaff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You wanna look like a bigshot in Hollywood?" "Yeah." "Without actually doing anything?" "Yeah." "You'll fit right in."
shxbb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything is awesome!
_Fishdicks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't you love me, Jenny
Skipster777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure how hard this one is...
"I've been saying it. I've been saying it for ten damn years"
kyleksq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you... You're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!
Choi_latte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like it a lot
svengolly23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lighten up, Francis.
Swtrydr54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be your Huckleberry!
xbenny78x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dumb-ass? โDumasโ.
jjjjcccjjf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kawabangga!
dacrazyworm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Earth!
thatguyyounowknow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"mhmmm, this is - a tasty burger"
JacePriester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They mostly come at night. Mostly.
TheForceIsWithBrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's the fuckin' Catalina Wine Mixer"
Zignibar56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run forest run
Midnine74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
The_Dangest_Dongle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"BULER"!
fiber0pti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put the bunny back in the box.
amero421 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna have to ask you to come in on Saturday
BrownLikeCookieDough ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This job sucks. Abba zabba, you my only friend."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYONE!!!!
kinjinsan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes, it was beauty killed the beast.
chris_0909 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Lions, tigers, and bears, oh my!"
IGIIMV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not wearing hockey pads"
DarnSanity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure is not an option!
msannebonny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oseary, this is probably my son, Ned. We've just met."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get ready for a surprise!
Timefighter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I drink your milkshake.
Punklepickle62 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...fava beans and a nice Chianti.
NukaColaCaps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Warriors...come out to play-ayy."
kimothymcvhey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eat your food Tina!!!
jsirois1942 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bullshit I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"
newtsontoast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
Graceland6790 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get busy living or get busy dying...that's Goddamn right."
Rubix-Pubes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name Jeefff
Odanie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Witness me!!!"
Palazard95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BIGGER BOOT!!!!!!
Dont_Say_No_to_Panda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe I haven't been around the block enough, but 27k+ is one of the most commented posts I have ever seen on Reddit.
Immysk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the dude man!
TheRationalLion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too infinity AND BEYOND!
princessbuttercup87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die.
PatriotUkraine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can only open the door..... you must walk through it.
makct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The snozberries taste like snozberries."
that_one_dud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do not go gentle into that good night
ritschi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna lose it. In my pants. Now!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life... UH... finds a way."
Jyi90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again!
aschiano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh so i'm a funny guy?? Funny how??"
Scrusby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One last ride...
wrongDatabase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hope is a dangerous thing!"
Baileygs89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Einhorn is Finkle, Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is a man? oh god Einhorn is a man!!
ccbcc814 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surprised this isn't here
No, I am your father
boloverice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fish are friends not food
mrnicktou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke I am your father
121person121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Enough is enough. I have had it with all these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"
fat2slow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You Lose, Good-day Sir"
AweInspiringPickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"7.62 millimetre... full metal jacket"
brooklynbai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I run shit, you just live here
GenericMale21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He called the shiiiiiit, poop!"
REC_GAMER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THAT IS IT, I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHA FUCKEN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHA FUCKEN PLAIN!!!!!"
Ambulism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you tell them they were the Lords chips?!?!?"
peternemr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I once dabble in pacifism, after Nam, of course.
TheSocialGamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
kimjongunderdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby!
Insightful-Wit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One billion dollars" (holds pinky finger to mouth)
byteminer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tell him about the Twinkie"
yourquestioning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's afghanistanimation
FriendlyAtheists ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come with me if you want to live.
NooMoahk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There have always been ghosts in the machine. Random segments of code, which sort of... gloop together to form.. unexpected protocols."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Offer he can't refuse.
jeffreynya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want my two dollars.
aZombieSlayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa
mutzilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
dubL33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
churboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at me, I am the captain now.
pr0kk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY WHAT AGAIN!
SK1210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon.
Nossie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EllaElle35 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's your queen to be.
Fenour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asta lavista
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
come play with us danny
Noobtber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smile and wave, boys. Just smile and wave.
khaos42069 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hail to the King baby"
NHsniper5689 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These blast points, far too accurate for sand people.
angeltre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English......Do you speak it MOTHERFUCKER!
Eve-lyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've paid my whore".
en-dot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
instaderp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud"
toyman70 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring me everyone. What do you mean everyone? EVERYONE !
Wickedwarlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's good to be the king.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AS.... YOU......WIIIIISSHHHHHH
FrumpyPigskin40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you build it, he will come."
DeBlasioDeBlowMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ma! Meatloaf! Ma!"
maxx_ryde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English motherfucker, do you speak it?!
EroticBaconRoll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mmm, this is a tasty burger"
Crocell24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish"
DrNolanAllen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well he eats you.
jvt1976 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
mistermatth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have what she's having
Kaso78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin! You are such a disease
atb1183 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This ain't that kinda movie
RichoKidd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
omart3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now, was I rushing or was I dragging?"
Sir_Quack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Johnny:Hi.
Flower Shop Clerk:ย Can I help you?
Johnny:ย Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses, please?
Flower Shop Clerk:ย Oh, hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you.
Flower Shop Clerk:ย Here you go.
Johnny:ย That's me. How much is it?
Flower Shop Clerk:ย It'll be eighteen dollars.
Johnny: Here you go. Keep the change.
Johnny:ย Hi, doggy.
Flower Shop Clerk:ย You're my favorite customer.
Johnny:ย Thanks a lot Bye
Flower Shop Clerk:ย Buh bye
l4p4k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father..
mellowyellowfell0w ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You jump, I jump!
AnonymooseRedditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is the airspeed of a laden swallow
DarkResurgence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harry! Did you put your name in the GARBLARFAR?!?!!
jaxcs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my name is inigo montoya prepare to die.
BiryaniMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to go see about a girl
TcH3rNo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MA, THE MEATLOAF"
Pinstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They took the bar! The Whole FUCKING BAR!"
smash104 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh bother"
nanuperez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey I forgot to ask do you like guacamole?
helloyournameis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you had me at hello
uhhh_Ryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Snoz-berries taste like Snoz-berries
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MAWWAIGE IS WHAT BWINGS US TOGEVVER TODAYYYY WUV, TWUE WUV... WILL FOWWOW YOU... FOWEVAH
catbert359 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Today we are CANCELLIN THE APOCALYPSE!"
ImALoneWolfBaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To Infinity and Beyond
OBSTACLE3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"welcome, to Jurassic Park"
KapaCaptain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We've got to go back!"
valide999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baby I'm not from Havana...
Digerati22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My logic is undeniable. My logic is undeniable. My logic is...... (breaks down)
You've so got to die.
ThePugLady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life finds a way...
AnitaLaffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle.
XxCALBRAxX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"was that, the boogeyman?"
DTMan101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why don't you just go home? That's your home. Are you too good for your home?! Answer me!!!"
Vossdaboss1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You feelin lucky punk?
PatrickRsGhost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I hope that their first child be a masculine child.
chipathingy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
sth013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will make him an offer he can't refuse
N4T10N4L_1N53CuR1TY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lou-Hoo-Zurr-Hurr
TSNCLRBLK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WITNESS!!!
eeljte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shut the fuck UP donnie!!
clonston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am NOT drinking any fuckin' merlot!!!
SkyDestrier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
LotsOfVodka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why so serious?
Jaydrizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phones ringing, Dude.
Pyoverdine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista, baby"
bennyboy82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bond. James Bond.
Idontcareboutyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz?
voyager529 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you.
acacia53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's Leviosaaa... "
redyambox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"when this baby hits 88mph, you're going to see some serious shit"
Qwerky_Name_Pun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You cannot win ---, I have the high ground!
TheTacticalGent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You better start working on those tongue exercises. You still owe me another month's rent.
whodisdoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
jclutclut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Heeeerree's Johnnnyyy"
haste_waste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me?
holybeernutz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Today was a bad day to stop sniffing glue
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My precious"
Techern_Cairns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
Coltbrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't know why I haven't seen this one "I'll be back"
Big_Taco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to da CHOPPA!"
ChristopherJogging ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D'ya like dags?
Mario_lib ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You had me at "hello"" "Show me the money" "Help me help you"
This movie had a lot of catch phrases.
Yoshmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a cave?!
zarzuel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rufio!
curtisdead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you see what happens Larry?!!!
000_TheSilencedNuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Not quite my tempo"
jclutclut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Runners up: "The Annexation of Puerto Rico" & "You're killing me Smalls!"
Dynamiclynk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Autobots roll out. "
georgejohn_ringpaul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tis' but a flesh wound
bodymarks75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daddy, would you like some sausage?
TheGPT407 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads... Where were going we don't need roads..
enforcer1412 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, alright, alright
SxySteve1190 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ignore the bird, follow the river.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park"
imcclure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Literally every line from Mean Girls
"Four for you, Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!" "YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!" "SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!" "It's like I have ESPN or something." "That's SO fetch."
wwildflower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop trying to make fetch happen.
TheWynner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fra-gi-le, must be Italian"
jsv1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asta la vista baby !
SparkyPantsMcGee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think I'm funny, funny how?
bigwilly349 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schwing.. Schwing, schwing (wanes world)
SavvySavant8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead..make my day.
Or 'Right turn Clyde'.
draculoids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no place like home.
Pengaroo22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You is smart. You is kind. You is important.
Yokies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My preciousssss"
killerdead77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For England, James?
Big_Taco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Call me snake."
JVLfilms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here."
Mycroft_TCG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson.
Zme1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
Kevanness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me smalls!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father."
nick221100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im going to science the shit outta this
ThatRaggedyMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend.
Krispiedwarf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm batman"
glsods ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great shot kid, that was one in a million!
Kevanness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run you fools!"
Barfignugen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
I know it's a misquote, but it's (possibly) the most famous movie misquote of all time.
jsk1992 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bond, James Bond."
squidwardtortelIini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever Girl"
Questionthispost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
Dracofaerie2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You were the chosen one!!
IAmTheTonebone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where's your car, dude?"
DowagerCountess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We call him the 'Bear Jew' ."
Randomman84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can be my wingman anytime!
partiallypro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been missing it, Bob
deeprot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Kaeloso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run like the wind, Bullseye!"
crt134 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name's Jim. But most people call me . . . Jim."
bojiggidy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Muuuuuurrrrrrrppppppphhhhhhhhh........!
JVLfilms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No... I am your father."
One of the most iconic lines in film history - EVERYONE knows where it's from.
grrrlsdontcry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
PM_Me_girl_fun_bags ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not personal, it's business
dhzc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did we just become best friends?!"
imalloutofclever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You had me at hello."
_user_name__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't cross the streams"
Obscene_farmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mawwiage.
iamthebestworstofyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll carve your heart out with a spoon!
_re_cursion_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon.
Dagonet23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus."
phurtive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fart on my codpiece, Jane.
therealsh4rk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shaken or stirred
HumanLike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When life gives you lemons you say, 'fuck lemons' and bail.
Lightly_Salted24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
America fuck yea
PM_UR_CLOUD_PICS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish."
filmrunner27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When you think of garbage, .... think of Akeem"
slucado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money.
geminixo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Creasy's art is death....and he's about to paint his Masterpiece!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTA!
meowmeow247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ask me about my wiener!
Wickedwarlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They've gone to plaid.
certifiedmemeologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm just a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude."
smokinrobocop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mother Fucking snakes on a Mother Fucking plane!"
imdaydream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the force be with you"
pdeluc99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You play ball like a girl!
anorakofdreams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money
jedifromlamancha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now all those moments will be lost to time. Like tears in rain. Time to die.
twine09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
donnie! you're out of your element!
Anthrax-46 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest Run
amunsonaudio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man! Game over!
GuavaMyPickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you.."
"I know."
Scherzkeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
French fried purtaters.
13thWonder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There can be only one.
Teruyo9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โซ Weeeeeeeeeellll
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls. โซ
FreeGuacamole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GET TO DA CHAPPAAA!!!!"
Curmugeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You want the truth, you can't handle the truth."
chad2448 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you. I'm out.
Someone-On-The-Web ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hi Mark.
thethoughtfulthinker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
jackaldude2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!! IN FIVE MINUTES!!!
pogafuisce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anybody want a peanut?
fizar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
toyman70 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?
kt_zee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what one more time!"
hungs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your daddy? and what does he do?
TarHill09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"where we're going we don't need roads" -
- "i'm getting to old for this shit" - "show me the money!" - "we have a hulk" - "are you talking to me, are youuu talking to me?"
delberte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you asshole
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She doesn't even go here!
No-gods-no-mixers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, alright, alright.
PM_Me_Your_BraStraps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like some kind of...Hot tub time machine.
Moebius808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Coffee is for closers!"
jonobonbon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FFFRRREEEEEDDDDDOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
burbod01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You is smart. You is kind. You is important.
Curmugeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baby steps.
Scherzkeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.
Sedma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Baxter NOOOO!!"
Kaeloso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For the horde"
R0N_SWANS0N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Six demon bag
Weirdlyist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is my BOOMSTICK!!
61185 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry
Verreaux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.
Annatto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jennay
Prophet_4_Profit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want you to punch me, as hard as you can.
tojabu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am completely out of ammo! That's never happened to me before...
MoXxXxXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why's the carpet all wet Todd?!
jonobonbon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're eating her, and then they're gonna eat me. OH! MY! GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!!!!
Flowguru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky punk?
tilty83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.
omaciel888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These snozzberries, taste like snozzberries
Uckheavy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.
attackofthe6pack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider-monkey!"
gb9021 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Make me an offer that I can't refuse.
chadislaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're out of your element Donnie!"
ColonelKetchup13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you wearing that stupid man-suit?
PMocinno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, Baby.
dbellll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not your fault..."
Wickedwarlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Fudgielumpkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
andy18s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world... And she walks into mine
Hsintoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'My precious...'
alexander8866 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the on coming strom
mstrang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman."
Marketpro4k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?"
MichaelMurphree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My nipples look like milk duds!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want me to curve a bullet?
Hsintoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'This is Sparta'
BamesMarie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates...
Aemilia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You play ball like a girl!
denv0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I met you during a very strange time in my life.
AAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Korean Jesus got Korean shit to do!!!
5150_Delta-Niner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.
InfectedP0tato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Once this baby hits 88 miles per hour...
TALL421 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!1!1111!"
DankTangerine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turn to page 394
gayhooker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jenn*aaayyyy.
EpiCytokineStorm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
emanl001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
Cartos89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together
CannabisPrime2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LIIIIIIIKE A GLOOOOOOOVEEEE
paradism720 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
y'er a wizard Harry.
bags422 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REDRUM
izagger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schaaawing!!
anorakofdreams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Play it!
(the misquote is probably more recognisable: "play it again, Sam")
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We will prevail"
cryolithic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun
Kaeloso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
thepuckwasin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hold on to your butts..."
knivesinmyeyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What kind of bird are you?"
fluffy-bunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY WHAT AGAIN!
Turtle_Turtler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Awful tired now, boss. Dog-tired."
Hsintoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Redrum, redrum, redrum!!!'
Kaeloso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Vote for Pedro"
bags422 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want to know my secret? I'm always angry.
Leaver90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH"
ztsmart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
NoRocketScientist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YES! I think they deserved to die, & I hope they Burn in HELL!
averybigpoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Colonel Sanders, you're wrong.
Gt69aus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like dags?
Warmecha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going to need a bigger boat.
curlywirlygirly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to the choppa!!"
Unknownirish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go fuck yourself."
Thegr8Santini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT'S IN THE BOXXX???
lexathedisco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"
Jacobie9360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates
Kaeloso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"aaawl-righty-then"
hud293 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's just like your opinion man.
ima-real-nigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
Jacobie9360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leuitenant dan, ice cream
shaxjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, Harry.
Uncle_Smiles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run Forest, Run!"
TheDranx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hem hem."
turtleseattacos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Autobots! Roll Out!"
Kaeloso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTAAAAA
cliffsofinsanity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no place like home, there's no place like home.
Tauqua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it"
aweyea53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Luke. I am you're father!
BondableMiningHam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig
Griffin27WV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We got to get back to 1985!
Barborandyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a snake in my boot!
Kaeloso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
schwing
Percabeth456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die.
GaryV83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You remember Sammy Jenkis?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're a bird, I'm a bird.
Sonic_Shredder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say 'what' again"
ndividualistic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
VulcanizedJell-O ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me while I whip this out
kenxcross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkbait hoo ha ha
CanItYamz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
Yeah of course.
davidthetechgeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a quote from the movie. The correct line would be:
CanItYamz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:13 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, yeah sorry. I'm terrible
/shrug
TheHiddenGhost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park"
cliffsofinsanity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do re mi fa so la ti do!
ndividualistic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't WAIT to be king!
Rudekow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can get as good look at a bull by sticking your head up your butcher... wait its your bull...
Rudekow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can get as good look at a bull by sticking your head up your butcher... wait its your bull...
GuyonaMoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love you Jenny!
PM-Me-Your-BeesKnees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fat guy in a little coat!
Drainclog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bullshit, asshole. No one likes the tuna here.
LegendofPisoMojado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello?
angelHOE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
Jacobie9360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GOR-LAWM-MEE
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wendy, Im not gonna hurt you.
maiomonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top flight security of the world craig
MarcusKilgannon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just tap it in... Just tap it in... Give it a little tappy
TheLambbread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're the One, Neo.
Vriess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never, never feed them after midnight.
soup_flex_city ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well that's like your opinion man"
st0rmbr1ng3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Come see the violence inherent in the system!"
runtimemess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killin' me, smalls!
sugarhiccupp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now everybody from the 313, put your motherfucking hands up and follow me!"
_Solution_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!
cbarbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face."
TheDro2911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"... Inception."
cantcooktosavemylife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok? Ok.
Ghibbitude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck! Ass!
afoolishfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Kivadarkness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of Elderberries!
kermi42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HACK THE PLANET
Mrman2252 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
dovedude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alriiiiighty then!!!
2LurkOrNot2Lurk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no crying in baseball!
Quarter_Twenty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toto!
ciezczak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name's jeff.
EAllagash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't want your life"
titaniumjew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I might be late, but "Thats a Bingo!"
mountainstatevape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to the Choppa!!"
GaryNOVA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way!"
coldincanada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put. That coffee. Down.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the monneeeeeeeey
You complete me
karizmaaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth, read a fucking book for once!"
Only_live_thrice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mongo only pawn in game of life....
srdoge007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Jeff, amigo.
lastnameeva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you talking to me?"
TannerDingle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, Doc, are you telling me that my mother had got the hots for me?"
Vi_li ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May the odds be ever in your favor." "May the force be with you." "...cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria!" "Nanu, nanu." To name a few.
kyle_loves_kittehs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you wanna do karate in the garage?"
Phatxstylez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista baby
I'll be back
plutonus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ogres are like onions
ehstrohmeier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say WHAT again!"
Ireallywannamove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE
Quack445 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm so fucked up..."
npurpura27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Lieutenant Dan!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep it secret keep it safe!
milkfree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's funny because my back is located on my cock.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn
sirhalfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fat guy in a little coat
timsplace0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pc load letter, what the fucking does that mean
lastnameeva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want to be a real boy!"
somerandomguy27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your tearing me apaaaart Lisa!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think we're not in Kansas anymore
Odinh153 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist
violetdragonfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, the little guy, he was kinda funny-looking
ReformedPotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zed's dead baby Zed's dead
nokia_b0y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Geronimo!
Proteinmonger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not even a specific quote... "Star Wars is the movie, if speaking like this I am"
ThirdRook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the Force be with you.
How is this not already here?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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ThirdRook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a matter of a fact, no I did not read all of them, I read a lot of them, and I believe it should have been one of if not the top answer(s).
You-Can-Quote-Me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So why male models?"
milkfree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're sayin' there's a chance!?
Pirate_Coop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Cool beans"
gcode1111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest RUN!!
prettyflamazing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now that's what I call pod racing!"
FuckSpidies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a virgin who can't drive.
Eddiwar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run forest, RUN!!
milkfree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Miiiister Anderson
Ireallyhatepickles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.
7V3N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not a boat. It's a yacht.
Gurumba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When this baby hits 88 miles an hour... you're going to see some serious shit."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE IS SHE
RichHomieFwan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do or do not, there is no try"
coinpile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you!"
"I know."
alexander8866 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โI amย theย Keymasterย โฆ Are youย the Gatekeeper?โย
druj85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
Hsintoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember, remember, the Fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"
Homebrewdaddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drop the tv
laughterwithans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iocaine powder - I'd bet my life on it
Duckman143 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you going to bark all day little doggie? Or are you going to bite?
Kiljoy911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, man! I'm the Dude"
XenonRiff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
peanutbutterina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung Fu".
mini4x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
wwildflower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beeeeend. And SNAP.
kai2124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, that escalated quickly.
ByTheKil0watt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Thinking bee"
insubordin8nchurlish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wingardium leviosa
dukeu03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Ron Burgandy?
violetdragonfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Royale with cheese
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top flight security of the world, Craig!
Mujeriego217 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Play it, Sam
Arsity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's play a game.
mlongme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surrounded by assholes!
david13z ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
fieldorphan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heyyyyyyyyy you guuuuuuuuuyyyyyss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
soymik__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SAY WHAT AGAIN!!"
LeapYearFriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WRONG LEVER!
No, I am your father.
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT
Ohana means family
I'll be back
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn
Oh hi Mark
Lots of movies have iconic quotes, it's not that hard.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:32:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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LeapYearFriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sod off, each one of these fits the criteria of the post.
nateasaurusrex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
bordengrote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know kung fu"
"Show me"
ecsvyper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious and don't call me Shirley.
joshuad80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Today, we are cancelin' the apocalypse.
armydub_at_work ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads??"
Goku_01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MCLOVIN!!!
LustaRhymes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO"
RocketPawnch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
JDubs87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm tired of these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane!"
cobxlt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me smalls.
whole_raw_potato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Good luck. We're all counting on you."
gonzo108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
joshuad80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!
qua77ro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel the need.
The need for speed."
qua77ro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tower, this is Ghost rider requesting a flyby."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NO CAPES!"
mentalasanything ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mr Anderson"
el_refrigerator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Littering and?
2bad2care ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...mark it 8!
eugene_percy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die.
geetoz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father...
buffaloman645 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's just like, your, opinion man.."
CookieOmNomster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, please, tell me, Elizabeth. How exactly does one suck a fuck?
daddyscientist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bit late to the party, but:
"Why are you wearing this stupid man suit?"
allenthar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yarp.
synthead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tina, ya fat lard, eat your breakfast!
Aroniense21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?"
The one good Nic Cage movie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the king of the world!!!
BadBetting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BadBetting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/ if you dont get it!
instapick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the room together.
fletchgibbons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to earf"
binnieween ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
WhoaBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been drinking green tea all god damn day.
lumpinlump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THATS A LOT OF NUTS!!!!
Masterxploder07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run, Forest, RUN!"
fullaflex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me Smalls!"
GhostbustingGirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No wheezing the juuice!
fliphead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who are those guys?
Hsintoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. I am Jack's Broken Heart.
demsmyfeet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do they speak English in What?
thegakinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
D1ckMonalds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I always wanted to be a gangster..."
Kordello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
avocadole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
gamerlin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He tortures toys! Just for fun!
howaboutwedont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
DeerSpotter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
one word... "ho..l.d.oor"
tn_notahick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good day, sir!
meaganlodon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behaviour." also "oh Rexy! You're so sexy!"
E/ spelling
Saeta44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keep a memory of me, not as a king or a hero; but as a man: fallible and flawed."
Perhaps my favorite movie quote ever. Perhaps my favorite quote ever. I love it.
Reedpg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
meowpurrscratch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll never let go jack!
MMoney2112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Always B Be C Closing
mazoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still going to aspen?
D1ckMonalds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates...
kainicram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I fart in your general direction!"
steffilame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lingers man, they're everywhere....
TheOnlyPanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DONKEY!
Curmugeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's dangerous for you to be in the frozen food section .... you could melt, all, dis, stuff"
ScoobyDeezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. ...ready?
S_Rudy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
7V3N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father!
usinope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Hyperschooldropout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's no Moon.. That's a space station."
jamissr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry; that's just my game.
BelongingWig5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going we don't need...roads.
Anti_Her084 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead or alive, you're coming with me!
usinope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Must go faster!"
Scarylizscaringkids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CHOCOLATE MAN ha HA ha HA HAAAA
QSquared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Missssster Anderson.
Aussie_Bogan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Andy's coming!
Seawitch5158 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
Llobobr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is like, your opinion, man.
Funion21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know Kung Fu.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me
InquisitiveDiamond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aaaaalrighty then!"
Adolph_Fitler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spalding, get your foot off of the boat!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cannonball coming!
Lemmingsmatter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...a pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you though.
ethanpo2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bond, James Bond
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
ethanpo2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The one with James Bond in it.
Hyperschooldropout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drink up me hardies, yo ho!"
tokyoite2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude.
Sweet.
Dude.
Sweet.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then
brazthemad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thieving kids, gypsy scum, crusty jugglers
RandomOtaku99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a Trap!
insubordin8nchurlish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PRODUCTION VALUE!!!!
theinfovore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me?
MTNVINNY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needle dick! Needle dick! Needle dick!
_Zell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father!
BillNyesBowTie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
BeautifulVictory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
beatauburn7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no crying in baseball!
LemmeHaveName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mom, meatloaf! Fuck!
ItsKennyFuckinPowers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did we just become best friends?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you all sweaty?
___LOOPDAED___ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
(usually misquoted)
Mowenatl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, Luke, I am your father."
Yakbones18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a snake in my boot
JPD15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shake and Bake!
openoids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
we represent...the lollipop guild
rayman0121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
Mexican_Chupacabra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HOLY SCHNIKES
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these mother fucking snakes, on this mother fucking plane!"
KayInParadise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna die clown!!
makewhoopy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was a funny angle.
METEORincoming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!
Shylocksi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Today, we are canceling the apocalypse!"
KeebleTheBeeble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Chancho, I need to borrow some sweats"
acrowsmurder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's like some sort of ....Hot Tub Time Machine."
Fairweather_Friends ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"this is sparta"
SinusMonstrum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY WHAT AGAIN!
Letha0al ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just pause, slightly grimace, and check the bottoms of your shoes while sniffing.
GGoDDeSS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park"... or is that naming the movie? LoL
davidgamer099 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nachoooooooooooooooooooooo!"
taintsweater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, yooooou guyyyyyyyyyys!
kamronb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me love you long time!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
yagi-san ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice cream? When the fuck did we get ice cream?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just filled the cup.
akiba305 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't disturb me while I'm cleaning my ROOM!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Special officer doofy reporting for doody
leducsexx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the move!!!
PixelRice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHO'S THAT STUMBLIN' AROUND IN THE DARK?"
jwaves11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke I am your father"
Lady-bliss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude..."
Eurasian-HK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See you at the party Richter
DillonRenouf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity, and beyond!!!"
ImThatGuy42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Give me the keys, you fucking cocksucker."
mokomothman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Earn this. Earn it."
zombiejunkie069 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My love for you is like a truck, BERSERKER!
Totesagril ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get off my lawn
Electric_Juices ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why, Mr. Anderson? WHY DO YOU PERSIST?"
VulcanizedJell-O ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll shoot your eye out!
NicholasRBowers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven."
CodeNewa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Language was invented for one reason, boys -- to woo women -- and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do.
BlazedIron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
noodleses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're tearing me apart lisa!
butterflyangel23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"slippery little suckers" or "Cindafuckin'rella"
lulzbanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!"
bacond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
Runnthebear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again!
Geemge0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fly You Fools!
HHog18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
StayyFrostyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you punched my Boob!"
slapuwithafish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
Geist21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does Marsalis Wallace look like a bitch?
FTbatscientists ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The dude abides."
RoninShinigami ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who you gonna call?"
VulcanizedJell-O ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET TO THE CHOPPA!
JohnnyDangerKickass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Vodka martini. Shaken not stirred."
atom631 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DDAAAAMMMNNNNNN
Darksoulja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"indiana jones: and the temple of doom, you say? well, we will just see who gets to those magic stones first..mwahahahh!"
Sintobus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tank load the jump program"
123J-Dawg-321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use the force, Luke.
truthcopy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll have what she's having."
-3rdperson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
for England James?
No for me
marriedwithkids96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you build it, they will come"
wizardweed420hexesit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WE GOTTA GO BACK MARTY!
Krashbandofco0t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Help_An_Irishman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citizen Kane.
TheKiltedHaggis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Hmm, to name a few... *
"Bond... James Bond"
"It belongs in a museum!"
"No, THIS IS SPARTA!"
"I'm Batman."
"May the Force be with you."
"The first rule of fight club..."
"Bueller..."
danOmega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm singing in the rain!
StayyFrostyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest run
marriedwithkids96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A BLACK sheriff?!"
r0gue60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get me a beer, fuck-ass!!"
windowcandypants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Royal with Cheese
porradavfr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Royale" I believe, what with the fancy Paris talk and all.
Soraiyan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
gibsonton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alright, alright, alright"
Tr0wB3d3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HERE'S JOHNNY!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's not a knife, this is a knife."
grelan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
AtlantisSky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Is it possible the two defendants entered the store, picked 22 specific items off of the shelves, had the clerk take money, make change, then leave. Then two different men drive up in a similar - Don't shake your head, I'm not done yet. Wait till you hear the whole thing, so you can understand this, now. Two different men drive up in a similar-looking car, go in, shoot the clerk, rob him, and then leave?"
Edit: "No self respecting southerner eats instant grits."
Cowlitzking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't kill my wife
jerkfaceroberts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHA FUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MUTHA' FUCKIN' PLANE!!"
... am I doing this right?
LoneCorneter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Reedpg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
AishadAhava77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leave the gun, take the cannolis."
gumbywonton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey,want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Mikulicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โI'll make him an offer he can't refuse.โ
dedicednu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
mohlmdan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do the Truffle Shuffle!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big gulps, huh? Well, see ya later!
TGVooDoo12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT WAS A FIRE FIGHT!!!!!!!
-dwight_k_shrute- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A great success"
quarkledd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
Emptamar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a Ph.D in Horribleness
MajorMalafunkshun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
WhippedCocaine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now
RickyBobbysEgo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you ain't 1st, youre last."
Hanko_m8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talking to me?
akward_assassin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now i know you don't smoke no weed..
foldupyapper24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at hello
asthingsgo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"of course, I'm a Terminator"
davidjwilliams2020 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody puts baby in the corner!
Easy91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I heard you got my homeboy, toothpick, girlfriend pregnant. PATNA.
Demon_Dude14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I find your lack of faith disturbing"
R_L_K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone knows you never go full retard.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
greenmilehiker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yippee Kai Yay, Motherfucker!"
noclssgt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When will then be now?
flakjakkit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It ain't got no gas in it."
Avalanche_Yeti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We got a black hawk down, we got a black hawk down."
Dooman117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I hear your a man of true grit."
"I aim to kill you in less than a minute." "Thats bold talk for a one eyed fat man." "Fill your hands you son of a bicth."
lakersin2025 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
ieatgravel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
WhambulanceMcBigfoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat
firega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
TheTrollys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Highfivinlovegoddess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This place is a prison!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to good burger home of the good burger can I take your order?
Lewinda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't exactly say I've been MISSING work.
skreenname0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He called the shit poop
greenmilehiker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And that's all I have to say about that."
ralphhosking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You've Got Me, Who's Got You?"
theREALboogeyman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again mothufucka, I dare you I double dare you!
DengusUsername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can feel it, Dave.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think more people know the movie as the "Show me the money" movie than its actual title.
MrVirtual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away..."
ralphhosking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage."
SleepyHead6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one time at band camp...
y3n0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bring out the Gimp."
Patagonica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are the nights who say Ni!
pavementengineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it, with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane"
metaljerk047 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wax on wax off or luke i am your father
ralphhosking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"โYou came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
Hightopsnosocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nakatomi Towers
ANameSoNice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."
Excalexec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
Johnputer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
J.J., I saved that woman's dog!
justanotherkiwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put zee candle back!
aero219 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This will probably get buried...but: "There are three kinds of pipe. There's what you have, which is garbage. And you can see where that's gotten you. Next, there's bronze. It's good pipe. Until there's a problem. And there's always a problem. And then, there's copper. Which is the only pipe I use. It costs money. It costs money because it saves money."
keelazorah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the choppa.
humpblack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TWO DOLLARS!!!!!
Hsintoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut your fucking face uncle fucker...
AG74683 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum....and I'm all out of bubblegum"
wallystek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have to go back!
BowTiedPharmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
p8ntballa100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No and then!
tigerinhouston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
ntrthamatrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do, or do not, there is no try.
Left__blank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't 'Nam, there are rules!"
Booster_123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Better out than in I always say
throwitupwatchitfall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...An entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."
RachelEatCrayon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"BUT MY LIPS HURT REAL BAD!"
krajerino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They can't stop us. We're on a mission from God."
Shaco77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you.
Thermonuclear_Boom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Bond, James Bond"
ffggaaadgh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
Etherealization ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'l do pig, That'l do
goonerfan10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
say hello to my little friend.
PrestigeW0rldW1de ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ribs, I had ribs for lunch.
srd534 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey You Guys!!!
jwburner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Send him home in a body bag!"
seantrepreneur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this your homework, Larry?
SlimySquamata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It smells like God's vagina.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your suit is black not.
DMPancake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and one time at band camp I stuck my flute up my pussy.
jacksmorty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest run!
spqrnbb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
alexandroses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
he touched the butt
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy Mary, Mother of God!
xginjaninjax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I TOUCHED THE BUTT!
pigeonforthebirds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Very good. But brick not hit back!
nsomnac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get your ass back to Mars!
Allmonja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full.
Moonme88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box!
dfish292 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYYYYY!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Samsonite... I was way off!
COLiNONYMOUS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
Splynter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WIIIIILLLLSSSOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!
erikthered90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold on to your butts
badjujusr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude."
KingMjolnir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who the fuck do you think you're fuckin' with? I'm the police, I run shit here. You just live here!
tgr1335 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When you gotta go you gotta go."
ZweihanderMasterrace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ain't got no style muthafucka
izzygonecrazy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have a bad feeling about this"
shadow1515 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah
Timbuk3_98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have what she's having.
Dijeridont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Scuse me while I whip this out
BlackBear37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nice Beaver"
ItsOfficial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oooh Baxter"
SpitFire1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hack the planet"
spalacios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
Kaycee_Rosenfall_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
TurdWrangler934 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FREEEEEDOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!"
ChimericalIdolmon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine...
Malcolm_Y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a Dapper Dan man!
Bjorn74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let the girl see the cats.
adolfoliverpanties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
pandastew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS. IS. SPAAARRTTAAA.
whyhueistaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am the Ironman"
Kapowdonkboum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother...fucker you hit me on the ear
Serotu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To see your enemies crushed, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women. That is what is best in life!
bigchief89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D'ya like dags?
GooseRider960 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just a flesh wound."
mathteacher85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista, baby."
Talongie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
izzie833 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
back and forth, forever.
Kr1sys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Anderson...
harlows_monkeys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ninety years ago I was a freak. Today I'm an amateur"
exe01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! Hey! I'm WALKING HERE !!!
OG-OC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chicka chicka
emmayarkay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No! I am your father!
rilloroc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
7....6..2..milli...meter
Palestiner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But did you die?
evan5291 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life uh...finds a way
ChargedPluto64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"On Wednesdays we wear pink"
Slowhandpoet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 37!?!?
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!! I DRINK IT UP!!
Holy schnikeys!
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
Sssmmmmokin!!!
Every man dies. Not every man truly loves.
Do I make you horny, baby? Do I?
My name, it's pronounced, fronk-en-steen...
eyecantseeimdeaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come to me my animal friends!
snoobic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...that mean's that every day you see me: that's the worst day of my life.
DeadCrisis87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jack...I'll never let go
toomuchmarley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you.
aaeb123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not you, fat Jesus
CedarStrike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
liquidskyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna matata.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEDOM!!!!!!!
broatfiddler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love lamp
funzo1031 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A few years ago my sister had a really bad coke/crack problem. I stopped by to see her one evening and her neighbor, a woman almost nine months pregnant, was smoking crack hit after hit after hit. I was so weirded out that I just got up and left without saying a word.
paustulio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Party on Wayne.
fuzzypeacheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's no place like home."
W02T ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looking good, Billy Ray.
Feeling good, Louis!
CrowWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trading Places?
W02T ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's it!
Elotero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who is the question directed to?
"You talkin' to me?!"
Curmugeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He doesn't say Polly Wanna Cracker, He says, You're Under Arrest."
emmayarkay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you like them apples?
CrowWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goodwill Hunting 2: Hunting Season
audiblehaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Adriaaann"
_Warlockster_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
VanillaVeku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HEY I'M WALKING HERE!! I'M WALKING HERE!!!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Anderson
tardmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
emmayarkay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You bow to no one.
Trollinjaflex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
42 & hey Waterboy ur water sucks it really really sucks
sapphon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. Only way to be sure."
calebcurt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
akisame7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. I am your father.
wholeyfrajole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the Wookie win."
MEGelaFuMF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" ugh as if"
CrowWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clueless?
MEGelaFuMF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YES!
Qkslvr24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who? Who? What are you, a fucking owl?
VanillaVeku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And if don't see you again, good afternoon good evening and goodnight!"
youmeddlingkids101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS reports"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What if I told you?"
JayJay2013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why so serious?
kleinklone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud!
AfriQ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wax on. Wax off.
random_internet_guy_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"[...] I'll look for you, and I'll find you, and I'll kill you."
joeyhatesrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me, smalls
Mr_Poop_90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise...
Ne0M1nd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
Szyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oops, I shouldn't have said that. Should NOT have said that!"
evilpigskin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah be back!
mundotaku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do they speak English in What?"
Sacie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish"
theDefa1t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The world Chico... and everything in it.
BeeJizm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
correrporvida ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dude
Ghyllie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wewease Wodewick!
mundotaku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA !!!!
abrazilianinreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!!
abrazilianinreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Other good options:
"Taco Bell, Taco Bell, produt placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito, Nacho Burrito!"
"Gentlemen, from this day forward, you will all refer to me by the name... Betty."
"Weu weu weu weu wee"
"Yah-yah-yah-yay! Yah-yah-yah-yay! Hng!"
"I'm bleeding! That means I win!"
So many great quotes in this movie.
vectorgeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate the fucking Eagles man...
Thejman3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've gone down half the thread and still don't see "hasta la vista, baby". I am disappoint.
rockthemike712 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of fight Club...
Killa_Chinchilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get."
reefakeepa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"alright, alright, alriiight..."
chhakhapai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let it go
Ashy_Lawrence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's my secret, Cap. I'm always angry.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gentlemen, welcome to .....
Caveatandemptor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
wdalphin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I didn't kill my wife!"
mastako ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Canada, huh? Almost made it."
SageEquallingHeaven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah.
ms_d_teaches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"She turned me into a newt."
Cthulhuarisen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I need me a caravan fir me MA
rbrychckn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He swims with the fishes
Nevermoremonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'd rather kiss a dead mooses butt."
boiledham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They mostly come at night. Mostly.
ImTheProduceClerk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
vulpe_vulpes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cap ou pas cap?
rbrychckn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One ping Vasily
CreamyHampers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold onto your butts.
madisonnw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, pay me.
Cannuckk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"big gulps eh? Well, see ya later!"
scottjf8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pardon me stewardess, I speak jive.
TissueBabies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Coffee is for closers only."
mahiruhanayo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"According to all known laws of aviation..."
HKjason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everybody be cool. You, be cool.
mnelawar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
jimbozak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Spartacus!!
SamLVX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come play with us.
Cuntsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I amuse you?
12sided ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Russian components, American components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
sevets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i see your schwartz is as big as mine
uspatrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What do you mean I'm funny?
daviannamorgan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
Doctors_fury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
Iain13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JUMANJI!
Sacie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Be excellent to each other
Early70sEnt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What hump?
basskiller32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh doil rules oh doil rules oh doil rules
pcccoach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Clarise
The_Ambush_Bug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Psychotic...is a 3 syllable word for anything your tiny little minds can't understand."
rustyrivet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage
missatoz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life uh..uh..finds a way.
LifeIsBadMagic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
tar-x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming."
TheZaxvo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I am your father."
BalzacTheGreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're the man now, dog!
rbrychckn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish. Wait a minute. I'm speaking Spanish!
MrSignalPlus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pub?
whalefromabove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"welcome to costco, I love you"
BigRedBloke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole."
Andreas_Bruticus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"JUDO CHOP!"
waygook1284 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't rain all the time.
tribeyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you can squeal like a pig! Weeeeeee!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box!?
hicks1012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?
Quarter_Twenty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phone hoooooome
Fragilefish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE
pantala32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
I assume it's somewhere in here, but I scrolled thru a ton of posts and didn't see it.
naut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the worse hat I ever saw, I bet you get a free bowl of soup with it. Oh it looks good on you though.
Mbgt72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
frankly scarlett I don't give a damn
aaquach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To infinity and beyond!
tardis1217 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's no moon...
clarajade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
Robbie_s29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
Johansom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I like the way you die, boy."
mostpresumablydrunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shaaaaare the load.
KitchenSwillForPigs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's looking at you, kid.
Try2Relax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!"
Matrix_V ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's one you don't usually see in these threads.
"They don't plot, they don't scheme, and they're not organized!"
triggermanx97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's called sex panther. 60% of the time it works...every time.
SqueesNeighbor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is there a sign in my yard that says dead n****** storage?"
Sir_packsalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back
productavenice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whhoooahhh!
YeetMeat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DONKEY!
OmenQtx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the heck is a Jigawatt?
somethingasaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jeff Goldblum's crazy laugh
FinalFilet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're going to need a bigger boat"
colloquy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phone home
Finnthehuman223 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
clipper377 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still shakin' it here boss.
Galactic_WiFi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITS A TRAP
Straight_Unicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Such a pity...
ColeWeaver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like a glove!
Or with the proper pronunciation,
Liiike a gluuuuvah!
audiblehaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ditto"
Zei33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If anyone has been to the cinemas recently "From light comes dark, and from dark, light" Cheesy as fuck.
robotatomica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NICE FUCKIN' MODEL!!!" honk honk
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you bleed?
latinsonic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sa Da Tay.
FettPrime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WILSON!!!!"
gidjin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're one ugly mother fucker.
Brother_Farside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adrian!!!
XanderCrewsXD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
ChrisCapa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BELIEVE IT
kontikisurvivor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have been watching you for quite some time now, Mr Anderson
GencoupeJD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HERE'S JOHNNY
Chazwozel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Korben Dallas Multipass
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm walkin' here!
Cherant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista, baby." "I'll be back."
jk-mno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
jtdemaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these motherfucking..."
"You can call me nighthawk"
NotInJail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His name is Robert Paulson"
chewtoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LUDACRIS SPEED GO!
zlorf_flannelfoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One thousand, five hundred and seventy four gin and tonics please Monica."
Chazwozel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
podfog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You shall not pass.
He is the one.
QSquared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its Showtime!
pmarinoo99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna put my nutsack on your drum set
ryanvvb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you.
runningblind924 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEEEERRRRREEEESSSS JOHNNY
Codkid036 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One UGLY motherfucker
xlxlxlxl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
thecontrolm7cl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In nomeni patri et fili espiritu sancti...
Kino117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are just a chicken! CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP
CaptGatoroo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Sheriff is near!
ingrapaleave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1.21 gigawatts!?! Great Scott!
jorahzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's so fetch"
Tamagotono ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop weezing the juice!
imalittlesleastak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No shirt, no shoes, no dice.
JustAHippy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, that escalated quickly.
jericks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'No. I am your father.'
rbrychckn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The things you own end up owning you
fruworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse
juanpontoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.:
TheMoreUNo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown
chanman996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am serious and don't call me Shirley"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talking to me?
brkdncr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get away from her you bitch!"
Inmate_95123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ray, this is Walter.
spankie70 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like apples? Well i got her number, how do you like them apples?
remedialrob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon."
Aryilon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her, you bitch!
TitansJackson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
Thoreau80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These go to eleven.
deputymeow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sit yo $5 ass down before I make change!"
paper_thin_hymn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut the fuck up, Donnie."
cheesy80s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Surely you can't be serious!"
"Of course I'm serious. And stop calling me Shirley."
ridyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bueller Bueller Bueller
sckinsella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am Batman"
MediocreContent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM SORRY! I CAN'T STOP CUMMING!
BigLouda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaas youuuuuu wiiiiiiiiiish
Bacon_Isnt_France ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aaaass... Youuuuu.. Wiiiisshhhh"
FondleMeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bond, James Bond" might give it away
megacesos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am tired of these mother fucken snakes!
jessicaellaine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On this mother fuckin' plane!
rbrychckn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing will make an Englishman shit quicker than the sight of George Washington
fledgeless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a loner, Debbie. A rebel..."
qsmrf56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Youuuu, have no power here"
builderofthehouses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spoon
QSquared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1.21 Gigawatts!!!?! (What the hell is a Gigawatt??!?!)
ProL33T ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh Sam"
qsmrf56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I gave him an offer he cant refuse"
Thoreau80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A cock in a frock on a rock
evil-frank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl...
beewasp123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where is my SUPA SUIT!
youngblood9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be your huckelberry"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
CarbonKat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the need, the need for speed.
scottjf8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ezekiel 25:17.. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides.....
Memeking3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeeeere's Johnny!!!
Unpossible42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll have what she's having"
radman1210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you honey bunny..."
chickendahk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fat guy in a little coat, fat guy in a little coooaatt
tweekinleanin420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Allllllllrighty then"
duckpainter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"wiggle your big toe"
Market_Brand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry..
Licensed_to_nerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SOMEbody STOP meh!!!
Tepuche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's a lot of nuts!"
Brother_Farside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My life is... complex
ProL33T ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One does not simpy walk into Mordor"
dhshawon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say What One More Goddamn Time!
MrsAries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello boys! I'm baaaaack!"
cheesy80s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel the need...The need...For speed!"
Linnash427 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!
TysonDad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You say you want a leader, but you can't seem to make up your mind."
ShortWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You don't really mean you'll kill me, do you?"
StucktownSkeezer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista, baby."
cheesy80s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is it that dream where you're standing atop a pyramid in sort of Sun God robes with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"No!"
"Why am I the only one who has that dream?"
McWhalester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
PutYourDukesUp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big gulps huh? Alright! Welp, see ya later!"
MrShoggoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now I'm gonna show you what I already know."
HooveDawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My precious
kaiphos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
suntartshark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna matata. It means no worries!
BigBen07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig, that'll do!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NOW PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM, OR SO HELP ME---! Oh, hey. We're rehearsing a - a scene for the upcoming company play called uh, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me. It's a musical."
CHEERS2VINO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kick his ass Sea Bass!
haydenmcphee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
pwing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big gulps eh.... Welp see ya later!
Rottemdy123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember, remember, the 5th of november
AnarchyApple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. You have the absolute minimal amount."
JShu51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn! We're in a tight spot!
ghostmanx552 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"For shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee"
TerroristOgre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run, Forrest! Run!
absolutely-nothing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You told Harpo to beat me?!
Enrique8123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a snake in my boot
rackball206 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They mostly come out at night. Mostly.
Tarshana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back."
DjSnowhound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have a bad fewlong about this"
evelution ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well I guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage!"
"Not so far"
mattucc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money.
Boy_Howdy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn you, rabbit! You smell like fuckin' piss!
ashgtm1204 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
ablauffen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
jrhedman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me small's!
jessicaellaine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Be-a-utiful!
MrsAries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a leaf on the wind"
runefar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father!
Enrampage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prestige Worldwide.
Astro-Creep166 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd like him, he's a really good fella
Enrampage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GREAT SCOTT!
kara_t_chop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You really are a fat bastard!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please! Someone tell me about the fucking golf shoes!
TheRagingRavioli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's just like.. your opinion, man.
Crazy_Ferret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There was a Fire FIGHT!!!!"
Enrampage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And who's the Vice President? JERRY LEWIS???
CalebYo13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh"
InvisibleAgent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion."
NopeSarah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Long live the king.
featheredsnake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
DJ-DFlips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a me, the godfather
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Luke, I am your father
mintehfreshness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
onlinelurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yer a wizard, Harry."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dude abides.
Imnobodyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It must be some kind of, "hot tub time machine"...
horsegrenades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Mustypeen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OVER THE LINE. Mark it Zero Dude.
MrsBlaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money
peterwestingworth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude!
Christypaints ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run home, Jack.
Sarahdidit420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaalrighty then
ButtholeHandjob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hold on to your butts"
nifeman20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!
cr3amy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can"
plankicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No...I am your father."
bohemianwitchcraft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me, Smalls!"
yungwilder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Best non-pornographic magazine to masterbate to?"
Tatsuuuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.
futureliz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a fire fiiiiight!!!
lunger1954 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckelberry
WilliamFerrel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me Smalls
1BlueWahoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And like that...he's gone."
passthehotsauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mess with the best, die like the rest."
spicyXbanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brooks was hear
darksideoftheswoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that how they say "hello" where you're from?
Obj_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...PC Load Letter.... What the fuck does that mean?!
binnygeo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is there no one else!!!
rdmouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
theunderhillaccount ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."
Giroflex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
AH-Bryce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim."
Passingintime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.
Night_Machine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Meet me in Montauk..."
BananaKing_6600 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I pity a fool!"
anyuferrari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't panic! (I know I'm late, but fuck it, I want to participate)
Chrisrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tree cent stamp.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooooh! I got another one.
"Man who won't cheat for a poke don't want it bad enough."
_Yums_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!"
prisonmike- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because I was inverted
quarknaught ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"y' like dags?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's so good once it hits your lips
HonourableJC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH"
drellim14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me smalls!"
monahan1405 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're not going to make this putt you JACKASS"
BrentD2222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nuddy Magazine Day
Sparta2019 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's too bad she won't live... but then again, who does?"
tacorocket5678 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like, sixteen walls.
looncraz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I made my parents disappear."
MrTrism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multipass? Multipass!
__Forest__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke; I am your father
ConanTheEngineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't eat the gorrilas!
nikecat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By Grabthar's Hammer... What a savings.
Unitigasus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the Jews! They're gonna want more than $100,000!
stickyrets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your killing me Smalls"
theunderhillaccount ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That John Denver's full of shit, man."
reyllo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not your fault...
taboo86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!"
eincronopio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not the bees!
saucecode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. He was one of them.
metalmunkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe you came on my mom.
nafeesee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would rather die a thousand deaths than see my mother's dress on that spoiled, selfish cow!
b20144 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, I almost had you.
Chubsmagna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Calmer than you are.
jaysbora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You see this? It means not welcome!
nafeesee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at hello
lutello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
everyย bitch-assย mother fuckin factory worker's gonna go down like that too,ย bitch motherfucker
PsYcHoLoGiC420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't give me excuses, give me results!!
suyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's blonde, he's pissed. He'll see you in the lists! Liechtenstein!
recklessabandon57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Took a hard, hard, violent fall. Kind of pinballed down. Hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit. I'm not going to say I survived, I'm going to say I thrived. I met a dolphin down there. And I swear to God, that dolphin looked not at me, but into my soul, into my goddamn soul, Annie. And he said, 'I'm saving you Megan.' "
LiberalMusicLover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Craig! Get up!"
HoneyUsagi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me Smalls!
directorw280 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
bohric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You musn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
detourne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Gulps, eh? Welp, see ya later!
BIGFrank805 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
LocomotiveEngineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who wants cream? Nobody? Ok, no cream.
Minas_k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm mad as he'll and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"
LocomotiveEngineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The spice must flow!
treevaahyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I WILL NOT DIE SOBER!"
macblastoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I coulda had class; I coulda been a contender.
I coulda been somebody.
Mrmojorisincg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel itโs necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?"
undefinedTroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
maybepants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Head! Pants! Now!
DonaldsonR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Bill Wilkins"
tarantella918 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
jiggeroni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sooooo your telling me theres a chance!
MrPuzzled ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going to need a bigger boat.
scottsmith7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name's Forest. Forest Gump.
mitchsn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You named the movie
nogueyjose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILD STALLYNS RULE!
Snoo_5_More_Minutes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you touch my drum set?"
Snoo_5_More_Minutes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you touch my drum set?"
LifeBeginsAt10kRPM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talking to me? You, talking to me?
_henri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THAT'S ALOT OF NUTS
khal_dono ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bitches, leave."
goldyxo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like the way you die, boy.
badreportcard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Allllllllllllrighty then!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You guys wanna go see a dead body?"
SPNfanBoi4Ever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Why the f*ck am I Mr. Pink?"
Also: "I'm more of a man than you'll ever be, and more of a woman than you'll ever get."
Two different movies.
Edit: Typo fixes
Whereisekim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His name is Robert Paulson"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My god I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"
zslayer89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am Groot".
Atown4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
dopplerdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
mitchsn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
Tokkemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HELLLOOOOO!!!!!
kdub114 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Littering and...
xiaomian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel the need... the need for speed!"
CaptCreepier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing!"
justchriscarter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Marty where we don't need roads!
DangerSwan33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Come with me if you want to live."
borklassner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Houston, we have a problem.
DangerSwan33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FRODOOOOO!!!"
maromizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend.
lmscully ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, dirty apes.
moofookin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schwing.
dopplerdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If someone asks you if you are a god you say "yes"!
Oddscene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Regulators! Mount up."
Or
"I'll be your huckleberry."
Gardengran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sons of the pharaohs! Give me frogs, flies, locusts, anything but YOU! Compared to you the other plagues were a joy!
ThunderHippo01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM BEOWOLF!
Hellguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RUN FORREST, RUN!
seeboyrun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Damn, we're in a tight spot"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're not in Kansas anymore
ethicalcitizen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, your references are out of control, everyone knows that.
Tokkemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Looks like a Christmas Tree!"
hashcrypt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're out of your element Donnie"
Yea_Sewanee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
BetterCallSal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just so sick of all these star wars
jimbodergrosse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They mostly come out at night, mostly."
Sausage_Boss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold."
jjm920 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I gotta go Julia; we got cows!
Wheresmygdglasses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
WolverineJamesLogan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I just kept running, and running
nancyfromscrubs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?!
Jester_Thomas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where's the goat?"
XopherGrunge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud"
MokkaDaOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English motherfu***r, do you speak it?
shazb0tz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The name is Bond, James Bond"
evanreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well people, listen, your money's not here. Why it's in Bill's house, and, and, and Joes house!
Towl3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dead Nigger Storage"
BongHQ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharks with fricking laser beams.
zibronkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's Kevin?
Sombrafear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is one tasty cheeseburger.
Colecraft122 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking. JUST a moment.
IronicJeremyIrons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna be okay! You're gonna be okay! SAY THE GOD DAMN FUCKING WORDS!
theforeverletter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do or do not. There is no try.
bja747 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
bar2121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Harry potter"
thenixnerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You motor boatin' son of a bitch!"
Katatonia13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
mm365886 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!
gholdist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't sit with us"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The price is wrong, bitch.
Gregrox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got to science the shit out of this.
or
EIGHTY EIGHT MILES PER HOUR!!!!!
ddub74012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You built a TIME MACHINE??? Out of a DELOREAN???
nonyobiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe it's not on here yet: "I'll never you go, Jack!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, do ya', punk
Kashmiiir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"
M_Belmont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't kid yourself judge, you're a terrible slouch!"
gr33nG3nt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're eating her, and then they're gonna eat me!
thehomelessbagel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky punk?
MooseMan6911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"B-e-a-uuutiful!!"
HoneyUsagi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married..."
deepak1210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Behold, I send you as sheep in midst of wolves
ILikeRedditAWholeLot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sending you back... Back... to the Future!"
UltraTechLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
RareBeautyEtsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Get off my lawn!
Go ahead, make my day.
It's twue! It's twue!
DeeWayne81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The price is wrong bitch!"
Karthe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dee-Jay-Ay-En-Gee-Oh. The D is silent.
nickythedancer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put the bunny back in the box."
mattislife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put the piece away man, there calling the cops!
Rainman92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke...I'm your father.
pious_delinquent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Hey guys! Whoa Big Gulps huh? Alright! ..... Whelp, see ya later."
Forgototherpassword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say 'what' again, I dare you
Echo2Romeo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"'Do I feel lucky'? Well do ya, punk?"
Felisdomestica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead whore stuck in the springs of the bed."
alpha_banana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Look at me! Look at me! I am the captain now."
Milfenhaus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I never saved anything for the swim back."
brahhhbies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though."
izzykrazy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who's stupid now you dirty sheep fucker!!!
Trouthe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Necessary?! Is it necessary that I drink my own urine?"
lanapocalypse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
Godtrademark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"
HeliumBarsoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two men enter, one man leaves
Smopobl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
1stLtObvious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SUPERMAN."
TonySoprano420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
Blubalz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Samsonite...I was way off!"
theberrydotcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it dead?
JaekTheSnaek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inconceivable!
Albuslux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.
badsnakex3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you ain't first, you're last"
silywily123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life finds a way"
x0rms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Son of a bitch ball why didn't you just go home? That's your home! Are you too good for your home? Answer me!
SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I caught you a delicious bass
171gunslinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CLARICE
Cunova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hai Mark
pulsy24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One ring to rule them all
Fantagious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me?...I said, are you talkin' to me? "
neococo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why, oh why didn't I take the blue pill?
Trixta85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Force will be with you, always."
kirbyfox312 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm stuck in a glass case of emotion
travisbicklehaircut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alrighty then
Fr3nzyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's no moon.
fatkidseatcake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
chris34567 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The snosberries taste like snosberries!"
rachelbeall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run. Run. Forrest.
VaultBoy42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, we're in a tight spot.
badfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!"
Unrealparagon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
Gtimike16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back "
aqdey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
patrick?
Cajuncrawtator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shake n bake.
r0cx89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name was Robert Paulsin.
boyyoz1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HARRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGABLAFAR"
yaheardmeyadig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I gotta go pee
NissanSkylineGT-R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a TUMAR!
Ben_lurking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You'll shoot your eye out kid"
lalune091 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run away and never return"
Pokeman12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love high school chicks. I get older, they stay the same age.
bbRaider16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cleaver girl...
MrMac94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It all keeps tumbling down tumbling down tumbling dowwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Olly_pop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no secret ingredient.
ThatKidJorge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your nothing but a drop in the sea." "is the sea not a magnitude of drops?"
Zonarion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a regret? Not even a single letter.
desktopgreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let's put a smile on the face"
"Why so serious?"
steeliepete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โLife moves pretty fast. If you donโt stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.โ
the_orangetriangle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You stay classy San Diego"
AlwaysForgetsMyName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you a Mexi-CAN, or a Mexi-CAN'T?"
martininkorea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
spartanatreyu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It must be some kind of hot tub time machine...
prototype7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It can't rain all the time
DatherJader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Heeere's Johnny!"
Steveoatc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Houston, we have a problem"
LostBookOfMatches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But why male models ?"
ZarathustrasLion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Luke, I...am your father
Synchrostar12176 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Honey, where is my super suit?"
Retmas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. ...and that that! he was gone.
diadem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anybody want a peanut?
BeckyDaTechie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put. The Bunneh. Down."
cajungator3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It would be the perfect storm.
dvhh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No women, no kids, that's the rules
ttazmanngeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make you and offer you can't refuse.
GMB_Mastry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doc.... You're telling me you made a time machine.... Out of a Delorean?
Cabal51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
Josephinethesquirrel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TAWANDA! Let's face it girls, I'm younger and have better insurance.
dead-head-chemistry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Prick her finger on a spinning wheel and die"
mattislife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deactivated lazers with my dick!
jgagnon_in_FL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too early for flapjacks?
hairypsalms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee's for closers only.
Hannyu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEEEEEEEEEEDOOOMMMMM
grahameaton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn the man
56180d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Littering and......
Burnnoticelover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"we'll always have Paris"
Josephinethesquirrel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, we don't open for no sex oaths until 9 am.
WhatDoesTheHumanSay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's been an awakening, have you felt it?
thechinesecomb0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This horse is a diabetic!
FamouslyObscure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
snorlackjack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOGURT! I HATE YOGURT! especially with strawberries.
MyopiaPod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a Cinderella story, here at Augusta...
HAWAIIxOAHUx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will never call him dad, even if there's a fire!
__Hail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming.......
Jomss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The dude abides"
GxCoud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everybody is special. Everybody. Everybody is a hero, a lover, a fool, a villain. Everybody. Everybody has their story to tell.
Or perhaps,
Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof.
HAWAIIxOAHUx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember my first beer
PutYaGunsOn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a bad feeling about this.
HAWAIIxOAHUx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boats and ho's
spectero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father!"
EllOhEllEssAreEss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They all float!!!!
ThemDangVidyaGames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big gulps, huh? Alright! Welp, see ya later!"
frenchie482 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have fun storming the castle.
FP_Red ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father"
zeldagam3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a lead farmer mother fucker!
Arthur_DigbySellers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dude abides.
Tokeykomima ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
Ferndezmond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I DIDNT WANT SALMON! I SAID IT FOUR TIMES! This wedding is horseshit"
aRch1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME"
marlanfathead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry
jgagnon_in_FL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, where the white women at?"
Keep_it_simplestupid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HOUSEKEEPING!
christmas52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?!
Tenorio377 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me, Smalls
jedwards999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not how the Force works!
PumSqu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Josephinethesquirrel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, You killed my father,
insidethesun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box!!!!!
LLotZaFun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."
thetiniestslytherin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see you shiver with antici.......................pation.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky, punk?
justcuri0us ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me, Smalls!"
IPS15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're my boy Blue!"
DownToCl0wn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody ring The Dinkster?
Jenphotographs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish
Dawgonaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got knocked the fuck out!
jgagnon_in_FL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
C-Hub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smoke some fuckin crack with me bro
indridcold137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They look like big, good, strong hands... don't they?
diadem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
these are not the hammer
k0uch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oooohwweeeowweeeoweee, waaahhhhhh
kazzZZY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET TO THE CHOPPA
KillTheCobra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โWhen this baby reaches 88 miles per hour, your gonna see some serious shitโ
diadem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just what you see, pal.
Keg89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't talk about fight Club
natalee_t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SHOW ME THE MONEY!"
almighty_ruler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill
pizzamike64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Go away! Batin! Or Brondo. It's what plants need.
JuiceboX_17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Non-favorite magazine to masterbate to"
"GOOD HOUSEKEEPING!"
KingRowdy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you not entertained?!"
Purdybirdy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They're baaaaack!"
RANDY_MAR5H ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So the guys at the morgue can identify our bodies
jehuty08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always bet on black
STINKLIP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the Dude abides
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Funny how?"
ym_house ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In CONSTANT SORRROOWWWW.....
masons21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I can show you the world."
StrongyB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
' Wayne's World, it's party time excellent , awooo wooo wooo woo woo woooo wooooooooooo '
jgagnon_in_FL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel.
NinjaShak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hakuna Matata"
mrdoitnyce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Momma always said lifes like a box of chocolates, you never know whatchu gonna get
25r624 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
rXc3NtR1c ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
Tidlywank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"
Artofthedynamicpanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET TO THEE CHOPPAAAAA!
Bigfurynigris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But you aint got no legs Lt. Dan
johnhhalford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I drink your Milkshake."
NakenTame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bye Falicia"
Dewbeedoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Use the Force, Luke. "
the_people_must_know ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes in this mother fucking plane"
MARC0CH0L0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killin' me, Smalls!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, there he is."
jgagnon_in_FL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just a flesh wound.
TristanKelby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's a big Twinkie."
tiny_butt_toucher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're KILLING me Smalls
prefuse07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I... DRINK... YOUR... MILKSHAKE!!!*
tank_of_happiness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeere's Johnny.
.
Pleanpo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Astalavista baby
jgagnon_in_FL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's happening hotstuff
concerningfinding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Crazy8daze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get busy living or get busy dying
ftbc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS!
IS!
SPARTA!
KingDanNZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get away from her, you bitch!"
EpicallyAverage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's your car dude?
illfaded757 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chicken Fucker
Wakallord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How tall are you, private?" "Sir, five-foot-nine, sir." "Five-foot-nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"
thejyles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to return some video tapes.
25Outs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That escalated quickly!
TheSlitheringSerpent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will not be subjected to criminal abuse.
Hoibla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're tearing me apart lisa!
pixeltehcat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BOOOOM!
"I...LIKE IT!!"
LinkPwnzAll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEEEERE'S JOHNNY!
carpet111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You fool of a took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!"
dotatheinternational ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The truth is, i am Ironman
almighty_ruler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop me again whilst I'm walking and I'll cut your fuckin' jacobs off
whitechristianjesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good night, sweet prince.
jessesil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming"
DatOneGuyJesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RUN FOREST RUN!
Lefty_22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
dppfuntonight20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What ain't no country I've ever heard of. Do they speak English in What?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, you know that's just like, uhh, your opinion, man.
XVM_284 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No... I am your father!"
Dog_Lover_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"With our combined strength we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy"
25Outs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"San diago" or " A Whales Vigina"
bookermac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The name's Bond. James Bond."
... wait.
0ldLaughingLady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As god is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!"
MachineFknHead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!
nicom225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
moobunny-jb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
coomber11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
Maowrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Be Excellent to Each Other, and Party on Dudes!
Ffdmatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I believe ya... But my Tommy Gun don't!
Cproo12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby
mcuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
royal with cheese
Kuroashi_no_Sanji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HOO HAA
jgagnon_in_FL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
C-doc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think there's big trouble in little China
HeyUncleVanya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"In order to do this, I must becomeย Superman IV: The Quest for Peace."
Infidus_Imperator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slider....sniff....you stink.
Mortimer452 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Game over man, game over!"
emdabbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET AWAY from her you B!$CH!!
Tophertanium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's no moon... That's a space station!"
Could be a couple of movies.
Thesignofeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at me... Look at me... I'm the Captain now.
parmesantitties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For you
cptstupendous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ
...
เฒ โเฒ ...KHAAAAAAANNN!
An00bis_Maximus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Liberate tuteme, ex inferis
dlehenbauer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"She made out with a hotdog."
jmikell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shenanigans! You're talking about shenanigans, right?!?
beatty31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We got no food, we got no job...OUR PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is this, a center for ants!? How can we be expected to teach them if they can't even fit inside the building!?
v857 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to rake his face......off
skieezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love lamp" "LOUD NOISES" "by the beard of zues" "by the hammer of thor" "great oden's raven" "San Diego really means a whales vagina" I love anchor man...
reportedbymom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come, when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of Fellowship, but it is not this day! An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you, stand, men of the West
skier_chick233 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you're a bird I'm a bird"
DrynTheGanger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They're filmin' somethin. THEY'RE FILMIN' MIDGETS!"
Printerm4n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm in lesbians with you."
chilehead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know such things, I just do eyes!
penguinseed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Earf
FieryWolf29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the need, the need for speed.
mereldasnog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't believe no one posted:
"THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!"
canadianradio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sed-a-GIVE?!
ForestWombat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what again!"
thedeadlyrhythm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hold on to your butts"
jgagnon_in_FL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?
spaceislife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HECTOR! HECTORRRR! HECTORRRRRR! HECTORRRRRRRRRRR!"
Tabe12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yippee ki Yay, mother******"
jgagnon_in_FL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fat Guy in a Little Coat
FocalFury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KHANNNNNNNN
heebythejeeby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KORBEN DALLAAAAASSS!
iguessitstakennope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOVE THAT MOVIE
frankw3st ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish"
MC_USS_Valdez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"
HaveNugWillTravel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Earf."
Markinlv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dude must abide
Zactacular ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you shall be "The Fellowship of the Ring"
lekeyboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAAAAAWAAYYYY TOOOOO DAAA DANGER ZONEEEE
pewpewAligator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"To infinity and beyond!"
FriendsNotYetFriends ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Will, it's not your fault."
iguessitstakennope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IF I JUST HADNT DRANK THAT EXACT BOTTLE OF JAGGER
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The one that says 'Bad Mother Fucker' on it"
kent3334 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me smalls"
IGotSkills ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
mcflying88mph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious shit!
briancieslewicz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
ArsynArt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SWEAR TO ME!!
backbitting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
can a heart still break once its stopped beating?
natonyh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey little guy! I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy. Come here Squishy! Come here little Squishy! Come here (baby sounds)... OW! BAD SQUISHY! BAD SQUISHY!
khazhak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transform and roll out
Askmeaboutmyrangers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY WHAT AGAIN!
chilehead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
hmandude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glenn Coco? Four for you Glenn Coco, you go Glenn Coco!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
RhetoricalClown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to,the choppa!"
masscool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?!?!!"
iguessitstakennope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:43:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UGH FINCHER MAKES A GOOD MOVIE MAN
gunner1633 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have a bad feeling about this"
Novalent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RUN FOREST RUN!!!
iguessitstakennope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LAST OF THE MOHICANS!!! WHAT?!?!?!SUCH A CLASSIC
wilcoair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You boys like Mex-e-co?!!!
iguessitstakennope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BLOW!!! MAN GOTTA LOVE JOHNNY DEPP
NidoKid34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAY WHAT AGAIN!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I Am Your Father"
legroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is .... SPARTA
CjBoomstick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That rug really tied the whole room together."
fivebillionproud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You blew it up! Aw damn you! God, damn you all to heeeellllll!!!
mdflmn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sssssssmoking
TheRainForst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heyyyy youuuu guyyyysss!!!
TheTruthofOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We can't stop here, this is bat country!
the_other_pink_meat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Long live the king
ActuallyAquaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got a friend in me (bah dum bah dum bah)
edmartz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!
hooloovooblues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just when I think you can't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!"
321_liftoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is my boom stick"
DebaJean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bye Felicia!
NoahMendell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you."
Remember that one?
crucio_87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET OFF MY LAWN.
mADgoNZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah ah ah, You didn't say the magic word! Ah ah ah.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UNIX system... I know this!
iguessitstakennope ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:42:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAHAHAHAHA MAN LOVE THIS ONE SO GOOD!!! THE PRESTIGE SUCH A GOOD MOVIE
DadsOfAmerica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
headtowind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Take the cannoli"
Lex_Espi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever girl"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"hakuna matata"
MadMarq64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say "what" again!
bigbeckster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"there you are, Peter"
Roboman92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
deep inhale "Aaaaahhh. I'm touching myself tonight."
Johnsmitish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
FlashTVR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PC Load Letter, what the fuck does that mean?
L0RD_HYPN0S ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His name is Robert Paulson!"
geonitacka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I volunteer as tribute
HadHerses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't kill my wife!
Get of my plane!
I hate snakes.
.....anyone sensing a theme?
Lemwell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Royale with cheese
alaaanli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FENTON
CaliGrizzBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok here are the ground rules... No touching of the hair or the face... AND THAT'S IT!!!
deithwen116 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Give me the money you fucking cocksucker."
LiquidKryptonite77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"37, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
JordanLawrence4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember remember the 5th of..."
lucadem1313 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
January
ViolentPancakes32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear
hopswage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We finally really did it.
YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AHHH, DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
Rader101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aim for the bushes?
Burning_Sparkle_Pony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
Wizardofsmiles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you like to play a game?
Fireball_Ed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to the party, pal!
easyvictor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frau Blucher!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"BA-NA-NA...NA...NA! NEO!"
"BA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA! SPORIN!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It will be significant...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, bless you.
"I've got a warm, yellow liquid for your popcorn! And it's non-dairy!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS, BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM A GREAT MAGICIAN
YOUR CLOTHES ARE RED
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:01:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
......yourclothesareblack.
FoxyBrownMcCloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room!
wiseroldman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch!?"
MF_DBUZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And thats that."
Blind_Spider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson.
Duranti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm king of the world!
BluSilver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For Azeroth!
googlejinx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killin' me Smalls!"
McMalphas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nearly 30,000 comments. figured one more wouldnt hurt. For the quote, "What's the most you've ever lost in a coin toss."
peazey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do, pig.
zzyul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ass to ass!
ashashnikole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I find your lack of faith disturbing..."
alanydor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a lot of fish.
old_flat_top ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?
elmoh8syou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me smalls"
iguessitstakennope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ACTUALLY, SANDLOT THATS A GOOD ONE
fivebillionproud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He tried to be his mother. And now, he is."
kay1athegeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HOLY SCHNIKES!"
Andouiette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do not. Seek. The treasure.
zcode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KHAAAAAAAN!
ChipsInMySammich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Gulps huh? welp see ya later.
Islandredbilly61 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's what I said!, I said I'm setting booby traps!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HOLY SHNIKIES!!! (spelling?)
missionsamurai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here is looking at you, kid. or We will allways have Paris.
Cdb584 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YEAH, BABY!!
chi3f65 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If he dies... He dies."
ChipsInMySammich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did we just become best friends?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to?
someperson99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT IS THIS? A CENTER FOR ANTS?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:42:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MAGNUMMM
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
RaCkCiTyxMaFiA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm soooo touching myself tonight..."
young_american17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
quietude38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Back off man, I'm a scientist."
Also, "We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"
Israel_Anthem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hold me."
"I Can't."
Um_nothankyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Anybody wanna peanut?"
Trollpappan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English motherfucker. Do you speak it?
crawf339 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just excited to get up there and whoop ETs ass sir
iguessitstakennope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DECENT, LOVE THIS MOVIE!! JOE DIRTS THE SHIT YO!
stratonuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honey!... Where is my super suit!!!
new-man2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"my name is inigo montoya"
JamKki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
penguinpantera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista baby"
Saraemmy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mclovin
JustinFigueroa7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English Motherfucker! Do you speak it?!
stampingbutterfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inconceivable !".
saebino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodge this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May God have mercy on your soul."
Iammeandyouareme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll never let go, jack.
unf0rgottn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan"
crichton55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're messing with my zen thing, man!
Suketto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Earth!"
thesk8rguitarist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like that boulder...
katykatekates ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ok, ok."
hennyman5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Freeeeeeeeeeedoooooooooooooooom
iguessitstakennope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOT ROOTS
hennyman5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Braveheart
CanBeUsedAnywhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how i soar"
clunk00777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN!"
myhobbyisyourlobby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms yo.
iguessitstakennope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AGGHHH THE CLASSIC, MYSTERY ALASKA!
Evcelsior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey look! I'm Woody! HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY!"
reali-tglitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name was Robert Paulson.
Superdorps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bob has bitch tits.
screech94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Damn! We're in a tight spot."
iguessitstakennope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HUNTER S.!!
rhhkeely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hold on to your butts"
commanderswag123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke I am your father
Bklein23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME"
iguessitstakennope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ROOTS!
HiHoJufro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm tired of all these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
iguessitstakennope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:35:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SCHINDLERS LIST!
HiHoJufro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See? Somebody got it immediately!
iguessitstakennope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"IM SICK OF ALL THE JEWS ON THIS TRAIN" I think thats how its supposed to go
Edit: IM TIRED OF ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKIN JEWS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN"
Barefootsie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
ChipsInMySammich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My back! My neck! My back and my neck.
JoshSidekick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park."
iguessitstakennope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:34:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JURRASIC PARK
1Direwolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry."
stratonuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Capes!!
cc1ball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Foorrreeevvveeerrrrr
iguessitstakennope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MEAN GIRLS
SpicyRooster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU CANT SIT WITH US
Saturn_Is_Fallen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Heeeey Yoooou Guuuuuuyssss"
iguessitstakennope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GOONIES
thunderbuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I drink your milkshake!"
pandamadnesssss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"On Wednesdays we wear pink."
Duffamongus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
Superdorps ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*long sequence of cuts culminating in a mechanical glove crushing a metal goblet* Groovy.
anmoln ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Precious !
SERTNETDAT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to take a step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE."
iguessitstakennope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:34:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tom Cruise at his finest?
SERTNETDAT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah. Most people me included didn't know that was Tom Cruise till the credits. Amazing amazing performance.
1Direwolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"don't call me Shirley."
iguessitstakennope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious
jadiusatreu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I like about these high school girls...I get older, they stay the same age.
reeyuhhh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Long live the king
poetiq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Game over man!"
Oceans_Be_Dammed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Like tears in rain"
reyreyyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody out baby in the corner"
Diamond_Dagger8539 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You and I remember Budapest very differently."
Oceans_Be_Dammed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be your Huckleberry
DodgeOrRamEm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's just like your opinion man
Bklein23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a bold move Cotton, we'll see how it plays out for him"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't...condenscend me man. I'll fuckin' kill ya.
DazeWasted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, where's my car?
cynicule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you bleed?
The_Lone_Dweller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Bond... James Bond."
twelveparsex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's one big pile of shit
piaapx3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world"
gilded_wolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke.. I am your father
iguessitstakennope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you not entertained!!"
dwkfym ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HE LEFT US? HE LEFT US!
Rowdy5280 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where we're going we don't need roads
dwkfym ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ID TAKE PLEASURE IN GUTTIN YOU, BOY
Nopski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i'll be back
DefJamJDAM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're tearing me apart Lisa!!!? ? .
Oien10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is bob. Bob has bitch tits"
poetiq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No one puts baby in a corner!"
SquidBonez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat".
dwkfym ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE EM CASE
Paultwo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"By the time college rolls around I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag"
BearChomp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!
Superdorps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's Hedley!
dwkfym ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TALK TO ME GOOSE
GaijinCan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Wrestles4Food ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
Kalytastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold onto your butts.
WherelsMyMind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yo soy tu padre!"
ChipsInMySammich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How bout noooo Scott
thenixhex311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dutch hater
Icurrie802 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money, And You had me at hello
Legless-Xen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke... I.. am... your father.
Gonna go back to my corner now :(
KingNothing87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"From my point of view the jedi are evil!"
HockeyCookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Groot
SDGundamX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Use the Force, Luke!"
destructor_rph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DONT LET THE INVISIBLE FIRE KILL MY FRIEND
nymeria00-06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sseven daaaysss
num1soxfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boats 'N Hoes
Nosoku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GOOD MORNIN' VIETNAAAAMMM!!!
tingster77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ac-excuse me??"
Paultwo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"
cgos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I feel the need! The need for SPEED!"
nmihalevich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BANGARANG!!!!!!
F1apJacks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And in the Morning, I'm Making Waffles!
Icurrie802 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come with me if you want to live
poetiq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm too old for this shit"
momoster96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"must go faster"
im_from_detroit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wax on, Wax off
frightfind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suck! Suck! Suck!
FML_EveryTuesday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get to the choppa!"
poetiq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Houston, we have a problem."
quadriviumed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
mots8716 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything else is just a toy
Murfdirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you not entertained?
Befree4Me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't sit with us."
SuchaDelight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Smith1756 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Respect the cock and tame the cunt!"
iancameron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm you're huckleberry"
cheeseboy27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You talkin' to me?"
Whisper0utlud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop calling me Shirley
yk313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in"
poetiq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Coffee is for closers!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Radio? Who needs a radio?
Lampyris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I request the HIGHEST of fives.
OneEyedMelon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yaba daba doo!
Edit: also "here's Johnny!"
spysappenmyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
self improving is mastubation. self-destruction in other hand....
Befree4Me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"on Wednesdays we wear pink."
Zenuf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Al says dogs can't look up!
purplepanda5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I won't let go jack!
mayskam1995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
eddiebruceandpaul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ey Blondie
ohemgeewhiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me, Smalls.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry
Crulo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of ...
Mesadesue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
Samamurai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, you! Bear... Fucker. Do you need our assistance?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Then he sucked my big black dick, and I didn't even give him the damn blanket" or along those lines
iguessitstakennope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"EXCUSE ME SCIENTIST''
infernosushi95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I NEED TO FIND MY SON!"
butterytabasco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pull the lever, Kronk!
MapReston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
villemn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
Lampyris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day.
krangksh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well the first rule is... I'm not supposed to talk about it...
emilylovesfood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Like a glove!!!"
Guyrannosaurus_Tex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forest...Run...
ThatDrunkenScot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surprised it wasn't said: "May the force be with you"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
beauller....beauller...beauller
superschoolnews ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
we're gonna need a bigger boat
theteflonlegend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father.
yfern0328 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane"
gabokike99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!
man-of-ill-repute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We don't need no stinking badges!
Kamenosuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
russdesigns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome... to Jurassic Park.
KarinPaige ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.
mitchell77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
Superdorps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(over a radio) "He's done it! He's gone through the mountain!"
GrandTauntaun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's the matter Colonel Sanders...chicken?"
Crazyalex69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."
thewrongkyle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"like I said, we hungry"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love The Smiths..."
southlondon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster."
tommygunz007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
Greed is good
Run Forest Run
Yippie Ki Yay Muthafucker
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in paris?
Goonies Never Die
Never feed it after midnight
You built a time machine in a Delorean?
No More Wire HANGERS!
You know how I know your gay?
Let's go SUIT SHOPPING
itscauseimfat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RUN FOREST! RUNNNNNN!
darthrevan140 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scotty doesn't know
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am Iron Man"
Batterybandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I make you randy baby?!
Darkhorse0934 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
smokeymcpot08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know what I like about high school girls?.... I get older they stay the same age"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FREEZE MOTHA BITCHES!!!!"
HulkHoganSama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"anybody want a free movie?"
DullPencilz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Jordan Belfort. I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week."
Konadrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Batman.
urboogieman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEY YOU GUUUUYYYS!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA.
battering-ram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's your major malfunction num-nuts ?
Stuck_in_the_VCR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greater good
thestreaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Ron Burgundy?
olympia_gold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go get your fuckin' shinebox
killbutter32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
his nose is red
Gaff3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
battering-ram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the king of the world
Cabana76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This.... is my BOOMSTICK!!"
Irish451 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SMILE you son of a---"
<fuckin' BOOOOOM>
HarryPasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yes it's true. This man has no dick."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nancy loved the smell of Jiffy-Pop."
iamsoffiwhoami ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's johny!
lawzone25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father!!!"
MidEastBeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get down on your knees and tell me you love me
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's love, in point of fact, something a good deal more dangerous.
chainer9999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're an inanimate fucking object!
Woofles85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inconceivable!"
Rockymountainhigher1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Pink
duderr23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll never let go
freckles2363 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl
MapReston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are the son of a motherless goat.
Tubatenor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never throw a bong, kid.
drew1111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The sherrif is a N...!" bell rings "What did he say?" "He said the Sherrif is near."
muttwrangler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya like dags?
autumn_by_day__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A hospital? What is it? It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
zcab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
notpetelambert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a bad feeling about this...
treflexasaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude where's my car"
treflexasaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wait
Rhamil12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever girl"
jinkingdom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cus we family
Joetographer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the snozzberries taste like snozzberries
stealLikeAnArtist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel lucky punk
PanchoPanoch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOOOT HERRERDD!!!! SHOOOOOOT HAAAAAAAA!!!!
Booz3ch3cha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hack the planet!!!
Aggradocious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mess with the best, die like the rest.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's going green"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Danny! Danny Boy!
dupbuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
battering-ram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
RushSt182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One does not simply walk into Mordor."
dcikid12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Houston we have a problem"
Why are so many of these quotes from Tom Hanks?
captars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud."
warmlazana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry"
eXwNightmare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Littering and.... littering and... smoking the reefer.
bbbbbbadumtss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Donkey!"
toadling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE"
SallyTwoToes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dude abides.
Aggradocious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's, like, your opinion man.
jediknightdc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, You!"
yodacoder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do or do not, there is no try.
InBrainMemsane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Royale with cheese
battering-ram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
PwnerMan5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, Harry!
rionhunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ogres are like onions
funnyfrets117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're waiting for a train. A train that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?
Darkhorse0934 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be your huckleberry...
CallMeDP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll never let go!"
kingstag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And like that, he's gone.
yuckypants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
lportrait ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SHOW ME THE MONEY"
moviefreak07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish.
paullstanley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My wife
sweetgreggo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Son, you got a panty on your head."
Meggiedoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!" - "How do they know which way we're going?"
PreLives3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I donโt want to win unless I know Iโve done my best and the only way I know to do that is to run out front, flat out, until I have nothing left. Winning any other way is chicken-sh*t."
MF_iiFORMAL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista baby"
MrGFinder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
salute mi familia!
hyperzen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ride eternal shiny and chrome.
notnecessarilystoned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
inconceivable
shadowbannedkiwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll take the big black one."
No one will ever get this.
kkaepora1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
zach4shiraz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B. E. A. Utiful
GOOOTZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?"
PurpleBandit3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well the first rule is I can't talk about it...
VipDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S A TRAP!
twalstead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ham-fisted cunt.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman."
Babaganouj757 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Anyone know any good drowning songs?"
Ding_Dang_Dongers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
moogod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box!?"
wackyorb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ARE WE THERE YET?
millank24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Momma? Wake up momma!"
templethot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Noo!! Not the bees!!"
Thumperkat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, harry
HairyBewchacca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love lamp
p3ndrag0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all in the reflexes
Screech32210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
Leobosco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with of these mothafucking snakes in this mothafucking plane
theonlyafghan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
ChipsInMySammich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
TheTreeSquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The only way we can solve this crisis is to be Superman 4: The Quest for Peace"
Bikebeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fuck that shit. I'm gonna be a bullfighter.
SF1034 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!"
WAN63R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
SuperWeskerSniper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! (Cue remix)
tbgmdhc278 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"
mct022 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
kymoney22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's make a move."
chuyg92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love you Jenny!
Fruitdawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Sparta!!!
afunnierusername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You like apples?
pranjalgole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think darkness is your ally.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeeere's Johnny!
5chm1dt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke I am your father...
seventoosicks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is the rum gone?
sweetgreggo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And stay outta the Woolworth!"
UnCivilizedEngineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.
Prism_Bolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โYou will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrowโ
FiveVidiots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you familiar with the human saying 'I wanna shoot you so bad my dicks hard.'? No? Well maybe you'll hear again in the next 24 hours if you don't try to fuck with me."
dyskae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get to the choppa !
chrispaulgeorge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It must be some kind of...hot tub time machine." or "Great White Buffalo..."
JJonn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns, and he was a senior frigging citizen?"
Dreamerlifeip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got a jar of dirt
Syavar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iv got a jar of dirt! Iv got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?
google-it- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the fuck did we get ice cream
Galfonz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosebud
SpeedyMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surprised I didn't see this yet
"Luke... I am your father"
Zemedelphos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I did not hit her, it's not true, It's bullshit, I did not hit her. I did naht. Oh hi Mark.
princeoffury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I heard your mom is going out with SQUEAK!
Mike0hun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dad, I dug a hole.
Moonbeamnasty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not going to hurt you, I'm just going to bash your brains in.
ChipsInMySammich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was.....Soap.... Poisoning.
VTSvsAlucard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park." Gives it away for people who haven't seen it too.
Lacey_Panties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NEWS TEAM, ASSEMBLEEEEEEEEE..."
Perthcrossfitter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You go Glen Coco!
greenguy103 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Alright, alright, alright......."
TheStressGamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forest, run!
applauseisrequired ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BEEP... Marijuana effects the memory.
mrvjr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dali-Lama himself.
soulsepia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're HIV Aladeen.
tsarnizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Happy! YOU JACKASS!
vSkyy12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU. ARE. A. TOY.
Rojas90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box!!!???
TeacherJer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up Donnie, you're out of your element!
Do-see-downvote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MOK'GARA!
ChipsInMySammich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What are you? A fuckin Kenyan?
erikaroshin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
artiebang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No wire HANGERS!!!!!!!!!
BottomsMU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gold jacket, green jacket.....who gives a shit
proofkiid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KEVIN!
itmeimcathy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MURPH!
wreckitralph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, and besides I never slice.
heptyne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To Infinity and Beyond!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody puts baby in a corner
supamon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Always."
visques ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a trap!"
Boo_T ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wolfman has nards
areyouokaylauren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat
TerraBay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
ReigNman_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jennay"
fernie_fiction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hail to the king, baby!
YoureSoStupidRose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She doesn't want to be fed...she wants to HUNT.
guiiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You do not talk about it"
nbapat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!
iO_OatYOU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fish are friends, not food.
MiguelitoSanchez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Lard ass! Lard ass! Lard ass!"
Boo_T ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooah
Sun_Bro_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
uuuu
Awasawa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist"
HandJobBetty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOW!! ME!! THE MONEY!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RUN FOREST RUN
An_Astronaut22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your in the bushes!
almondeyes1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I can show you the world"
Nastyboots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl...
sheilaThruNull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!
theskadudeguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ogres are like onions
toysmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
okalies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yo! Where are da white women at?"
blueridgegirl64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elliot
SolvaySlovak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Son, your ego is writing checks your body canโt cash.
Lionelglitchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a special set of skills
redmatt14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"T t t t today Jr.!!!"
Nastyboots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
blueridgegirl64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
DrDoomtastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"remember remember the fifth of november"
SlopMad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello, Clarice."
Nora_Oie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn.
You lookin' at me? I'm the only one here.
The fall will kill ya.
capbozo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you so unpopular with the Chicago Police Department?
a_mer17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Clarice
blueridgegirl64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates
faty2by4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's why Roger Podacter is dead! He found Captain Winkie!
Shortestpossiblename ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Heeeere's Johnny!!!"
GoldenPuppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god, there are soooo many options for this.... But here's one :)
"Not my daughter, you bitch!!!"
Nastyboots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not your fault
I_Seriously_Hate_U ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box!?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee Ki-a, motherfucker.
ashleymovy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest, I wanted to see a blue duck.
adn1811 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say what again. Say WHAT AGAIN. I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker."
ocher_stone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.
LegendaryLoser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just keep swimming....just keep swimming"
Remix018 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They're coming to get you Barbra..."
Onlyhereforthelaughs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I heard you struck my son.
Yes sir I did.
May I ask why?
Well he uh, he stole (Name omitted)'s car and uh, killed his dog.
OH..."
lurgi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coffee is for closers
InhumanThree1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BEAR FUCKER! Do you need assistance?
LegendaryLoser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And that's the way the cookie crumbles!"
skbrunkh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I drink your milkshake!!!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"His name is Robert Paulson... His name is Robert Paulson..."
shortCakeSlayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Orange mocha frappacinos!
Dollyshoohah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rocky..Road!!
14bikes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put.. the candle.. back!"
spaghettihappens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them."
tntcoug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldnโt say Iโve been missing it, Bob.
Doyouneedsum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wingardium leviosa
kevesg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GOOOOOOOD MOORRRNNNIINNNGGGG VVIIIEETTTNAAAAMMMM!!!
Anita_Hanjob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He said the Sheriff is near............
Onlyhereforthelaughs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Boggis, Bunce, and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks, so different in looks, but nonetheless equally mean!"
archibaldwidwickie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"PO-TAY-TO, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!"
Onlyhereforthelaughs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EXPECTO PATRONUM!
darthbone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember last week when someone posted this same question and everyone quoted all the same movies, the same movies quoted every time?"
ElPazerino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate sand
swingside123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have the need, the need for speed,
PM_ME_TITTY_PICS_PLZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You shall not pass
12ftceiling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLRIGHTY THEN
TurtleFantasy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
7.62 millimeter
Full metal jacket.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cream my poon dadda
darthbone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Imagine if redditors refused to ever search old content for a question they wanted to ask, and they demanded new content be generated for every user who ever has a question?"
swingside123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The truth is out there.
phamiester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why so serious?"
Onlyhereforthelaughs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I
swingside123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're on a mission from God.
scag315 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stay Classy San Diego
Onlyhereforthelaughs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!
zeyadjamal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch?"
stranger1344 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got knocked the fuck out
RocketIndian49 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did we just become best friends...YUP!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your Huckleberry
blackdude98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GOOD LUCK!" Scandinavian accent
Toast_Protocol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KAAAAHHHHHNNNNN!
Nosiege ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was hoping to see a quote which quoted the movie title as an act of defiance.
TheFatNo8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're on a mission from God!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana.
Tavisola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put the bunny back in the box.
madbrood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And you're all astronauts... on some kind of... star trek!"
JohnnyBacci ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We can't stop here, this is bat country".
reincarnateddildo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want you to hit me as hard you can.
tntcoug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on, that will be great.
baf99able ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, nerf-herder!!
Chop117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why it's Grease Lightning!"
becoruthia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything the light touches is our kingdom.
avl365 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
WOWBURGER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a lead farmer motherfucker!!!
ghostsonanairplane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's Nemo?
lyrikOX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chut Up!
TechyDB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Love you Jennaayy
avl365 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I volunteer as tribute.
SneakyTurtle123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh hi mark
ffjonny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen
ausstel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Chicka Chicka"
Beaan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You have an army, we have a hulk."
awapaho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig.
fryman22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You met me at a very strange time in my life."
En_D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"
KingTurkish40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what old Jack Burton says at a time like this?
En_D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the odds be ever in your favor
Celui-the-Maggot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THREE FOOKIN' YEARS?!
ffmathy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jarvis, sometimes you have to run before you can walk".
Nooalostinspace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
snoopswolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's so much space for activities!
star_blazar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roger, Roger.
mconk22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fat man in a little coat..!
Daforce1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I 'll be back
momitsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck the bonus.
bloodguzzlingbunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want my two dollars!
josephis300 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life is like a box of chocolates.
driftsc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
DjDrowsyBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hallo, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die."
"It's just a flesh wound!"
designnit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am you father.
littlepal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here at the end of all things"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here at the end of all things"
necro351 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had me at hello
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
Avocado_OverDose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you feel lucky punk?"
squareoctopus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, whatย if thereย is no tomorrow?ย There wasn't one today.
WolkermThePotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
im suprised that i didnt see this but: Im your father luke
SlipHerACosby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig.
inuishan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
dragonmk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a leaf on the wind.
ThinkinWhisky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold on to your butts
Zelgon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish"
SlipHerACosby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ate the whole cheese wheel?! I'm not even mad, that's amazing!
Whisker_dan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let it go!"
Khanzool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the.. Aaaaairplane!
Sweetpotatojesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fart in your general direction!
punderwear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
PenisBeatsSword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's some kind of... Hot tub time machine!"
smw89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No ticket."
fizzguy47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
R0shia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."
toostronKG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was really hard to just pick one, but I think this one sums up the movie best:
"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."
Talkin be about TPS reports or two chicks at the same one is probably an easier way to give it away, this this one quote just really captures the movie for me.
WiscoCheeses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
kjbigs282 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For you...
SlipHerACosby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This might be my favorite thread ever
mavsman86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
Diremeep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im a catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So hail satan and have a lovely afternoon madam.
pythagoris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I reckon I ain't got no reason to kill nobody.
KaliumRubicon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Round up the usual suspects"
UncleWave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Win some,lose some,but you live,you live to fight another day"
bonelickr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
Kn0wFriends ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're one ugly mother fucker.
Fastgirl27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I killed mufasa!
Heroinunicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dude, where's my car?"
nikcixo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!!!!
pazuzu_86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If this is your first night, You have to fight."
Hexinvir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friends!"
Jamato-sUn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a hustle, sweetheart
robybeck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wow."
awesome_submarine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You little cockroaches
tubbi13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh hi Mark."
wtbsleep111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Anderson . . .
starwestsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roadhouse!"
EntireBeauche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you thunder, you can suck my dick!
drowsyinsomnia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Most Excellenttttt!
not_a_killjoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's my name?
Squealio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"
infidelux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This goes to eleven"
JetBlue7337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How has no one said
You're killing me smalls!
GDamnBatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up Donny
TexasPoonTappa7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen!"
Xarazych ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come on, you're gonna leave me all alone here with less-angry Rosie O'Donnell?
vajeana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
vote for pedro
Squealio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The power of Christ compels you!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're just a virgin who can't drive!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stay gold..."
hopeless_realist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box?!?!?!?!"
MiAnClGr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asta la vista, baby!
row_key ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's so damn hot. milk was a bad choice.
BaPef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well there first rule is I'm not supposed to talk about it.
And the second rule is I'm not supposed to
Woah Bob stop look at my face I'm a member.
TexasPoonTappa7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Help me. I'm poor.
AnubisEnd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't fight in here, this is the war room."
SunsetRoute1970 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
"Play it, Sam."
"Of all the gin joints in the world, why'd she have to walk into mine?"
"Boulder Dam, New Year's Day, nineteen sixty-eight!"
oo0olegendoo0o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you not entertained?!"
tonhtubra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU. ARE A TOYYY
cat_lady_3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STELLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Hmmmmm2739 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and were wearing sunglasses.
oo0olegendoo0o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well theres no berries in the fruit salad now, so we all lose
WillyMacBatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You play ball like a girl"
isthisfunforyou719 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So much anger in one so young. Damn that rap music."
_TheNightHuntress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It means Japanese sword."
vectran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
does he look like a bitch
notad0g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go away, I'm 'batin.
ab_normal131 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
DarkRune583 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley"
loppneli002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah Baby
vocode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the force be with you!
phrasing5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya like dags?
pollo4546 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leave the gun... Take the cannoli "
colonel_relativity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
400 leaf tables and no chairs?!? Chairs you got a dinette set. No chairs you got dick. I'd ask my wife she got more sense.
Yogadork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!!!!!!!!!
arrgosity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who's comin with me?
carpe-yourmom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHAT'S IN THE BAG!?"
AmethystFae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"D'ya like dags?"
jasoncross00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put that coffee down! Coffee is for closers only.
MandiD013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure what movie it's from but it's a quote I've heard in my family for years lol "The lady gonna have a baby, and she cannot be move for 24 hour! So everybody get up and move to the other side of the bus!"
Azureousx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh you think the darkness is your ally
nowj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You take the red you stay in wonder land & I show you how deep rabbit hole goes"
Isturma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's coming! It's headed right for us!
tjbecker7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"With great power comes great responsibility."
MaroonTrojan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
nixons_conscience ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig. That'll do.
jacobwood09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MCFLY!
HaleyBird00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's going on? Someone just told me you floated down onto our balcony!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Read between the lines Theo... Read between the LINES!
howyoudreambitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
30 threads deep and not one, "GET TO THE CHOPPER". I'm disappointed in all of Reddit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As you wish"
materics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fly you fools
Tehpeng12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tom could be a really great architect if he wanted to be.
I_Like_That_One_Too ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โNuke the entire site from orbit--it's the only way to be sureโ
varialflip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run Forrest, run!"
Mitoni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Must go faster."
afrothundah11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello, to my little friend"
Jthan254 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning is winning.
brsch57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well see I am the perfect example I have never seen a Star Wars movie and that is what I thought it was.
thejollyden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's that? " "It's blue light." "What does it do?" "It turns blue. "
Xektar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yipekaiay Mother F*cker!
CherryRiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself! And when it arrives, AH HA HA HA! I'll smash it win a hammer!
Joovie88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me smalls!!!
nemisis714 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if this brand the rules or not... But here's my quote.
"Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower"
ChopinLives81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Jumanji"
FluffyPie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We can't stop here, this is bat country!
everwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't put it out with your boots, Ted!
RobotMom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You people make my ass twitch
DieFichte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D'ya like dags?
sichip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vote for Pedro!
sanonti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's never going to happen.
IHazMagics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want me to kill Japos? I'll kill Japos. You want me to kill the enemies of Japos I'll kill the enemies of Japos... Rebs, Sioux, or Cheyenne... For 500 bucks a month, I'll kill whoever you want me to kill. But keep one thing in mind; I'd happily kill you for free.
BottomlineMICE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to jerk off - but that's not why I do it. I do it because I NEED to.
SwitchingToGlide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Deserves got nothing to do with it"
gaasipliit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Am Jack's Medulla Oblongata
Ardub23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rosebud..."
mrpownnv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Merry Christmas ya filthy animal" or
"Hey kids look... a deer"
fuckaluckaduckduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation"
MiniChipper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
petergiovanni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You cant handle the truth
Zongo7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's looking at you, kid.
MichZar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I CANT TURN LEFT"
cupcakegiraffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rocky loves Emily!
smokumjoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut the fuck up Donnie"
Revoltingblob15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You underestimate my POWER"
Killaxxbee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The path of the righteous man...
spinsterchatskies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"on wednesdays we wear pink"
Miffy92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This.... is my BOOMSTICK!!
ganpat2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Naught America.... Nobody does it better. muah
MandoCalrissian9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me?
GreggOswell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I made him an offer he can't refuse
kevvkevv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tina you fat lard come get some dinner
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
Necrobeat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la Vista... Baby."
siez_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're one bad day away from becoming me."
OddskiBoddski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
CluelessBastard- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll never let go" - lets go
Artacus91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I made him an offer he couldn't refuse
TrebeckStache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
get off my plane
Metal_Dinosaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!
Beserker9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have any friends, I got family.
el_fato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Squeezing the juice!"
ghotiaroma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is there a watermelon there?
TheOneSomeCallZayah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This isn't a pool, It's a bathtub"
"No. Don't. Im a virgin"
tingatime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Show me the money!!!"
jjggoescrazy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no crying in baseball!!
Transcendentist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're one ugly motherfucker."
3blindblondes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am McLovin
ghotiaroma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
jjggoescrazy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You play ball like a GIRL!!!
Scandalnoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
beneath the man ees hees clothes..... and beneath the clothes ees hees........nucleus.
matteoarts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BROTHER!! HELP ME!!
RyouIshtar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS WAR PEACOCK! CASUALTIES ARE INEVITABLE, YOU CANNOT MAKE AN OMELETTE WITHOUT BREAKING EGGS!
Monkeys' brains, very popular in French cuisine, are not often found in Washington D.C.
Fire-Fly318 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gunna need a bigger boat"
Lostmygooch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Reckon I aim to kill you with it.....mmmm hmmmm"
jmtz2393 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Madness? This... is... SPARTA!!
hannid20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've come here to do two things: chew bubble gum and kick some ass... And Im all out of bubble gum.
Vikingsoldier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bullshit! I bet you can suck a golfball through a garden hose! Also: It's just a flesh wound!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hail Hydra."
DavidsHelper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The firstย ruleย ofย Fight Clubย is: you do not talk aboutย Fight Club. The secondruleย ofย Fight Clubย is: you DO NOT talk aboutย Fight Club! Thirdย ruleย ofย Fight Club: if someone yells โstop!โ, goes limp, or taps out, theย fightย is over. Fourthย rule: only two guys to aย fight.
JohnnyTheFin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
r361k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see your shwarts is as big as mine.
Or respectively
Comb the beach !
ian-waard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HERES JOHNNYYYYY
MountainMidget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going on an adventure!
_Decimation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I need to return some videotapes.
Rhinomacg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They call me Mr. Tibbs!
LeonTanis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Civlac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let it go"
beermeupscottie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every mother fucking last one of you
charlie0987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh my god.... The feng shui in this room is terrible"
JamesYeYeYe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, and i looove drugs."
jesse_graf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno Lloyd, the French are assholes.
CatchTwentyFlu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
37 DICKS?!
zwingo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say man, you got a joint?
jesuisfleur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.
BlitzMints ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Give me your pants.
IrishGhost0822 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And wouldn't somebody who had, say, 30 perms before in their life be well aware of this rule, and if in fact you weren't washing your hair as I suspect you weren't because your curls are still intact, wouldn't you have heard the gunshot, and if in fact you had heard the gunshot Brooke Windham wouldn't have had time to hide the gun before you got downstairs. Which means you would have had to found Brooke Windham with a gun in her hand to make your story plausible, isn't that right?
Toto5678 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi, Mark.
Seal33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All those comments and nobody mentioned "I am your father"? That is by far the most recognizeable movie quote IMO
sauerpatchkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bond. James Bond.
surfaceTest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rule no #1:... "
Pencilforsale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suck a dick Karen
Direfulfoil23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe I haven't seen this yet, it should be one of the top ones if not the top one: "I am your father"
pyroguy174 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks."
electronicperformer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he look like a bitch?
R1ppleN3ck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're in the pipe, five by five
Angry_Lemur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ever been in a cockpit before?" "No sir, I have never been up in a plane before" "Have you ever..... seen a grown man naked?"
I think this needs the whole interaction.
runout5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably late to this but, "littering and littering and?"
rim90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Spider Pig, Spider Pig... "
magicmushreub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Royal penis is clean your highness..."
Letmepickausername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know Kung Fu.
Xonite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man"
eddmario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ginme the fucking bag you cocksucker
packeteer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!
Keiichininja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So long and thanks for all the fish!
the_flyng_fuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox"
StPanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTAAA
Slvrandblk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest, run.
graphicrhyme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only one around here that gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I hope they enjoy our Police service."
I_am_jacks_reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avoid the clap - Jimmy Dugan
jorgerine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As...you...wish
Augifer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you like them apples?
Oh captain, my captain!
You spent so much time trying to see if it could be done that you never thought about whether it should.
SanArsh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:58:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go on, punk, make my day.
itzangiebitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
xvulpignx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's jhonny!"
DeathToFarley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Bud, Let's Party!
cRaZyDaVe23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:04:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The whole bar! They. TOOK. THE. WHOLE. FUCKING. BAR!!
Radiant_disease ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:04:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MmmmM MmmmmMmmmmMmmMmmMmmMmm MmmmMmm whew!
omnicrom10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're all in this together
ummmbrella92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your killing me smalls
ElMachoGrande ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like... victory."
Actually, that movie is full of good oneliners.
SeriesFourDeatomizer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The pen is blue. The pen is blue. The. God. Damn. Pen. Is. Blueee. "
Tornin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your huckleberry.
blasted_with_ecstasy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't make the super suit green!
NoMamesWei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby.
punaisetpimpulat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I fee lucky? Well do ya, punk?
McGrathLegend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend...
uncandid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:46:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my lil' friend!
ImAStark_Bitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:47:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Inconceivable"
Jaytimpz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:47:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again motherfucker. I dare you, I double dare you.
FluffyFatBunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:49:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4eroplane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:49:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bond, James Bond
TrumpetObsessed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fly you fools!"
Ardaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say "what" again I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!
rararamamaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
yeahokaywhatbecky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:51:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never actually seen this movie, but... "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."
Sirpiku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh behave.
Bombadils ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ezekiel 25 17"
CherryWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"INCONCEIVABLE!"
CherryWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:57:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You threw off my groove!"
matthewdeslynch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:57:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you talkin ta me?
bucky91210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:59:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHNNN
LoneRider313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:05:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!
Get away from her you bitch!
Rieken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:06:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
hairybuttstuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:06:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You bleed like Mylee, Mylee good fuck.
Augenmann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:08:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe this is not here.
"No, I am you father!"
Parmsohal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:11:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
aqua995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:14:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Throw the ring into the fire.
t-- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:15:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"his name was robert paulson"
"this is sparta"
"we have a hulk"
and probably my fav
"Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? How da fuck am I funny? What da fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny."
Domesticated_Absol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:15:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wall-E"
ElectricGypsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:16:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was way harsh, Tai.
Joonagi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:17:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
harry_pness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:19:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.
OlaFriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:19:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The world has changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.
PaperStreetSoap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:20:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name was Robert Paulson.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:23:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
rromanaround ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:28:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT. DO. YOU. WANT?
olderslowerfatter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know what Nemesis means?
HispanicSwede ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning! Smells like...victory!"
rromanaround ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore?
FinnscandianDerp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:30:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's my secret, I'm always angry"
TrumpsBae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:31:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, it's necessary"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:32:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here's Johnny!"
Picklestasteg00d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You eat shit for breakfast?"
Squeggonic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YesItWasMe_TheClam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We were on a break!
MysticMalibu15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:39:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone wore their brown pants
penone1130 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:39:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".
Bigman71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:40:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im in the dark here!
Fuzzywraith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:41:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"yer a wizard harry"
ericstern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:44:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let it go" I haven't even watched the movie but the media sort of force-fed this one to everyone.
IIKaDicEU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:44:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And now for something completely different
AhoyItsJerome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
Adrienney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILSON
early500 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:48:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kick her in the balls!
LuminousKoala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:51:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
get away from her you BITCH
colonelspaz01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:53:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
want me to show you a lil trick, take your mind off that arm? you may feel a lil... pressure
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:56:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let go, Luke.
jennaau23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:56:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't sit with us
TheMagnet69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:01:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I thought hurricane season was over"
plasticsporks21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:02:11 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clever girl"
exsea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:02:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
in this thread: people stating the obvious
sothaticanpost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:03:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You shall not pass.
damn it lost by 19 hours.
bigotis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:04:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beuller?......Beuller?...... Beuller?
redditmuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:07:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
hoefman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:08:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
''Here's Johnny!''
that1whitedude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:09:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm aiming to kill you wit it, mmmm hmmmm"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:10:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so good is Mr Spacey.
CrazyCatPuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:10:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold on to your butts.
eyebugs_baby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:12:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sad no one said, "Let the games begin." :'(
Wanderintheus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:17:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the need... The need for speed.
morrelli43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:19:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine.
ud_patter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:26:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She turned me into a newt
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:27:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am a leaf on the Wind."
blackoutbiz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Watch how I soar."
Not from the movie but, "Some people juggle geese."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:28:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Party on, Garth!
Harrison-Solo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down.
OhHiBim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:30:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Call it.
jordanmindyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:32:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm not wearing hockey pads"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER
willowmadmorrigan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They mostly come at night...mostly..."
DezinGTD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:41:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take the fucking elephant!
smokeythel3ear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:41:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
kartel8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:43:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DONKEY!!!!
cjh93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:51:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you understand the words that are coming out my mouth?!
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
smiles simple like
faelamor2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:54:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back!
faelamor2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:54:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So long, gayboys!
OmnigearAndvari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:54:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sea Bass said that?"
iTomWright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:56:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Please boss, don't put that thing over my face, don't put me in the dark. I's afraid of the dark"
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tear up every time I see that scene. Even more so now that he is gone.
eshemuta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:58:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Excuse me while I whip 'dis out".
EasyDeezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:59:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you talkin' to me?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:00:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You go Glen Coco!
MasterSilencer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:04:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bond, James Bond."
RocketLollipop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:08:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a goofy goober yeah."
Angiesunshine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:09:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't put it out with your boots, Ted!"
"Don't tell me about my business devil woman!"
JeremysEvenRustFlow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:09:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'' I'm geting to old for this shit'' '' You shal not PAASSS!!!! '' '' Hasta la vista, baby''
coldpleigh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:10:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We need a bigger boat."
shanksmcgee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:15:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming
johnjanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:19:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
get these motherfucking snakes off my motherfucking plane
leiter001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:27:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
perrypopscherry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:27:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Funny how? What the fuck is so funny about me?"
4therace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:27:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it!
xano95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:30:04 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Snozberries taste like snozberries!"
blackoutbiz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:24:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Snozberry?! Who ever heard of a snozberry?"
SirEisklotz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:32:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you are without a doubt the worst pirate i've ever heard of
blackoutbiz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:24:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but, you have heard of me!
rustandbones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"heyyy you guys!!!"
Shocking_Stuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What? Like the back of a Volkswagon?"
"Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's OK to go ass to mouth."
Dark_Rider_SA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Surely you cant be serious?!"
rheemy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father." dramatic yelling
misswond3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Licence and registration, meow.
Argent_Star ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Smells like.... mendacity."
traindriver-1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:43:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Carl?
verveonica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Plastics."
TheInceptionist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Earth!"
MandMcounter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...Dogs and cats living together--mass hysteria!"
Skutter_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:56:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of gum
TheLittleKnownLegend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:59:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!
Mariachi80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:02:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Give me a ping, Vasily. One ping only, please.
Jekerdud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking.
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From the genius that brought you:
"Bueller? . . . Bueller? . . . . . Bueller?"
oryxsan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT DO YOU WANT??????
webbie602 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
Oh hey Johnny.
Gidge98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not White!? What do you mean I'm not white? What are the friends at the club gunna say. Im not white. Im gunna have to cancel the swimming lessons.Does dad know?
MaeveTheBrave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome... to Jurassic Park,"
DimiXti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lord of the Rings.
Munkir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hakuna matata
ashanriaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuxcapacitater
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Boom.
TheSilverPotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I understand that reference
thundertool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry Romeo, but you gotta die!
TheSilverPotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You never go full retard!
ashaceawe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
GandalfTheyGay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
GandalfTheyGay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you ain't first you're last.
JustxJules ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life will find a way."
Futuredyingsuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's so fetch
lil_grey_alien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just murdered a man and want to confess!!
Jujustrong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in lesbians with you
GiveEmHell1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You do not talk about, FIGHT CLUB"
musememo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, my dear, I don't . . .
iriewulf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!
StormyKnight63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, Mister Doesn't Matter!
JamieDeSavage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's clean.
mein_lady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Oh ok, so I guess you came here in a hot tub time machine too?
Rutgerman95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's called a hustle, sweetheart.
pantsarebullshit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bueller...... Bueller......"
tractordoctor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:28 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BOB!
cyberrico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'RE GONNA DIE CLOWN!
chancepuppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Djw269522 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!
savagekid737373 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck me harder"
Oh_THAT_Guy_GMD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come on Georgie! There's balloons down here!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a doctor's appointment. It burns when I urinate.
evstahl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're going to play golf, and you're going to like it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, orange in the evening. And green at night. Just like that. One, two, three, four."
land_shark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello. Mein dizbatcher says zere iss somezing wrong mit deine kable."
WakaFlakaPham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Finger poppin' each other's assholes"
WakaFlakaPham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Korean Jesus!"
Wallack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung fu
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:57 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me.
Wallack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
())//////////////////////////D
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did I beat you ?
XDuhnter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Doc!
dancingbeers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Y'all need to smoke this Jeffrey. It'll calm you down!
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pet the furry wall.
TimeDolphin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
SteoanK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You want to put my camcorder inside the box that's so dangerous we can't look into it."
Hololj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:23 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run Forrest run!"
hanbun16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lick me, lick me!!
imnotavegan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All hail Satan! All hail Satan! All hail Satan!"
Buckminster4Real ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your Father
Player276 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I dont like sand"
amanda-g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i made him an offer he couldn't refuse
Strategist-X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
joejoe903 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a peacock man!! You gotta let me fly!!!!
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peacocks don't fly!
joejoe903 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did... Did he just call himself a peacock?
amanda-g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โMuhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.โ
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Have you ever met a guy named Muhammed?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you vote for me, all of your dreams will come true.
Mastlex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why so serious?
NovelDame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Down here, itโs our time. Itโs our time down here. Thatโs all over the second we ride up Troyโs bucket."
thesocalledcody ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who's motorcycle is this ?" "It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper baby."
crazypartypony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then?
blackoutbiz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:54:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO AND THEN !
dudamello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prepare ship! For ludicrous speed!
blackoutbiz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:53:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo--
ragingstormtheman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup.
sgtdarck5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!!!
sgtdarck5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little Communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!"
corkcambium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's so much room for activities!"
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is how we do it!"
goodoldharold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:51 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hot Dogs for tea!
NothingsSFWAnymore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What are you? The leader of the dark-nipple people?"
hanschranz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See you later, Space Cowboy...
Bayarea_guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:18 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my lil friend!
shadewake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I came to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum"
Quuantix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
guess
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
a movie we do not discuss without weeping.
Quuantix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wrong sorry
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goblin 2
Quuantix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:18 on June 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
why does nobody get this... it's Revenge of the Sith jeez
The_lich_13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One man wolf pack
mxmr47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hasta la vista ..."
"Where were going we dont need roads"
"Here's looking at you, kid"
"I know Kung Fu"
"Yo Adriaan!"
nightwing2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stay away from the meadow, Bambi!
bouncingbbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'M BATMAN!" Or for the Nolan one "SWEAR TO ME!"
Oblivion_Keyblade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We can't stop here, this is bat country"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:04:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Country for Old Men?
lennyjuicer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:29 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run, Forest, run!"
reVenge02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name's Jeff
L00mis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?!!!"
cjg2001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know. For kids!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Is-Every1-Alright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Mrs Nesbit"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get out of my swamp!"
Milts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talking to me?
corpral92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't even own A gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.
platyviolence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think I'm funny? Do I amuse you?
Allstarderp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why so serious?
jeepmarine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He hates the cans!!!!"
ocha_94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:49 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
Kise93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"... and ideas are bulletproof."
KinksAndCurls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD!"
90s_rap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back
takatori ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:38 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Every movie ever
IGomez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:14 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going we don't need, roads.
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:43 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
blackoutbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The wrong kid died!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
La vida es como la espuma, por eso hay que darse como el mar. . .
means: Life is like the foam, so you must be like the sea. . .
BahNahNah43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Adventure is out there!"
RecklessDab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch?"
Alfimie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're waiting for a train.
Mistyinltown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not going through 33000+ comments.
"That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:01 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The first time I saw Andy Dufresne it looked like a stiff wind could blow him over."
Myzyri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LUDICROUS SPEED!!!
Myzyri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:53 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have fun storming the castle!
Darksoulja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:24 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"indiana jones: and the last crusade, huh? Well well, we shall see who is truly worthy of this "holy grail" mwahahahah!!"
SenorGutenTag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fine literature was around before modern actors
E-werd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1) "We've got cows!"
2) "Do you want to throw up here or in the car?"
3) "Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"
Darksoulja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:19 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"indiana jones: and the raiders of the lost ark?? Hmph! Not as lost as his body will be when I rid this world of his meddling in the affairs of greater men! mwaha..ha..hahahah!
preetybird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:40 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, fuckball
helicalbevel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:55 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't handle the Truth!!!
kezow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:28 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about Smee?!?
MrLKaplan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:17 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Merry Christmas! Shitter was full.
Rigel- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:42 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For the greater good.
nymeria00-06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:14 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Hasta la vista, baby!
You are HIV Aladeen!
Start_thinkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:09 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gimme the keys, you cocksucker!
SkyRogue77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:40 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
SkyRogue77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:40 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane.
Squeege21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:30 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
did no-one think of "May the force be with you!" ???
Verithos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:10:29 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, so that our feet may carry out thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine patris; et filis; et spiritus sancti."
Jasweena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:30 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry"
Luckyxstarx13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:40 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey baby! Ever have your asshole licked by a fat guy in a overcoat?
Probro82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:50 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane
Bsn8810500 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:16 on June 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have to return some video tapes"
Bsn8810500 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:20 on June 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ADRIAAAN"
Memoryk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:32 on June 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My friends...you bow to noone."
david57strat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:39 on June 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Be nice...until it's time to not be nice"
rickjamesdean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:10 on June 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."
louieg888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:42 on June 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:55 on June 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious and don't call me Shirley
Jakestair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:59 on June 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Great Scott!"
logicalinsanity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:57 on June 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon."
logicalinsanity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:09 on June 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN!"
ordinarybagel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:44 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stay gold, ponyboy
Emiction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:19 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AVADAKADAAAAABRAAAA!!
kkasket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:39 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are the weirdos, mister.
kkasket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:04 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chut up!
mufajir01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:19 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Voila! In view a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vissicitudes of fate. Verily this visage merely a veneer of vanity..... Can't vremember vre rest
MilkyBeefPants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:13 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GIMMIE THE FUCKING GUN YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCKKAAAAAA
jhill8282 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:54 on June 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll be back"
TragicHero84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:55 on June 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
sunshine_starlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:59 on June 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not jossie grossie anymore!!
HeWhoIsBrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:43 on June 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...Need ta have a shite!"
HeWhoIsBrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:51 on June 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You bet your bollocks to a barn dance you're not backin' out..."
HeWhoIsBrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:38 on June 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...what a strange person...!"
Mcamp27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:49 on June 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"
finditlocaldirectory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:38:56 on June 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
Girthzilla27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:22 on June 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gunna need a bigger boat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:01:11 on July 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
kayasawyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:18 on July 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same rules apply
the_eyes_saw_me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:45:56 on July 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How happy is the blameless vestal's lot, the world forgetting, by the world forgot.
StormUnit00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:56 on July 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CAN YOU COUNT, SUCKAAAAAS?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:51 on July 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My friend, this is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush i had, and they had a baby... And then meanwhile, that crazy Northern Lights stuff i had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby... And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked; this would be the shit they birthed.
shan1212shan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:59 on August 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pageants for little girls. Creepy on multiple levels
plax1780 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:01:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put the bunny back in the box!"
carolathome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone read that with his voice.
Lifew0rk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of Fight...... It's a trap!
ALLSTARTRIPOD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Everybody and their mums is packin round 'ere"
Rhaewyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like who?
Lando4Peace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every man dies, not every man truly lives.
Kalepsis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If, tomorrow, I say, like, a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all part of the plan. But if I say that one little old mayor will die... THEN EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS!"
-eDgAR- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aim for the bushes"
Antithesys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Forget it Jake...it's Chinatown."
Lord_Varys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is only one Lord of the Ring, and he does not share power."
vash_the_donut_lover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe that's what hell is, the entire rest of eternity spent in fucking Bruges
Purple_Unicorn_Poop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed..
Why-so-delirious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know.
Flegumeister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rule #1: Don't talk about the fight club.
crownvics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious shit.
BrockThrowaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always.
VanDriver1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blaine says to Andie at the end of "Pretty in Pink.
ZOWWES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And now I am sad.
newtolivieri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are we negotiating?
Mikeuicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYONE!!!!!!!!
MommysBigBoii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."
JustMovinAlong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't panic!"
SyncAres ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Momma always said life's like a box of chocolates, you never know what ya gonna get"
rockiesfan4ever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You play ball like a girl
leafsnation2323 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!
Introplosion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
joshua_fraser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No... I am your father
ElizabethDDoS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After all these years? Always.
LaoQiXian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EEEEVEEERYYYOOONE!!!!
Cystian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There's no place like home"
s33761 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:15 on June 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why didn't you say i had this power all this time?
Why my child you would not have believed me
SuperShinobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead, make my day.
LauraLouu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't Panic!
IMCONSIPATED247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"funny how? Do I amuse you?"
go_doc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson!
Obi-Wan_Kannabis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Momma always told me that life is like a box of chocolates.
rogerryan22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It really tied the room together
VoiceofMalice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat
Emotes_For_Days ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello Boys!... I'm BAAAaaaaaaaack!"
Seppert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
peppered_crow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love lamp.
firesignals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
SatansMinion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world; all other countries are run by little girls.
[EDIT] Oh c'mon! No love for Borat?
elljawa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
honestly, I didnt find it that funny once he left the city. the scene with the car was good, and the "gypsy", but beyond that it got boring
MarblePython ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
xCyLx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait'll they get a load of me.
reloadingnow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung-fu.
Trini2Bone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Use the force Luke"
NewMexiColorado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the room together
j_pomps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get busy living, or get busy dying"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
LordJimsicle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I see dead people"
njofra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
s33761 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Marty!
apsae27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big gulps huh? Well, see ya later!
Polish_Potato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"STEEEEEEEEEEVE MADDDDEEEEEEENNNNN"
AlicksD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLRIGHTY THEN!
peacelovecraftbeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You got a Benz, I got a busket. Give me a dollar!"
TheRealJonag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ALLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN
redjuxtapose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Jacob_the_Tank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hakuna Matata!!!
VanDriver1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's a quarter. Go down to the bus station and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. Good Day to you Mam.
NewExalted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker!"
MajestyA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
brendanhendricks1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
flamboyancy_in_minor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHO is Keyser Soze?
Piddly_Penguin_Army ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll make them an offer they can't refuse"
AquatikJustice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
bigbaze2012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck fuck fuck fuck , mother mother Fuck , mother mother fuck fuck , mother fuck , mother fuck . Noise noise noise
New_Robin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain".
Nucleardomo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tis' merely a minor flesh wound"
GodotIsWaiting4U ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh my god...what happened to your eyes?"
"Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see."
ePants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*looks into the camera*
krahi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dude Abides!!!
Reddit_Bork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And my axe!
mr-r-sole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
mr-r-sole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend!
that_cool_nigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYOOOONNEEE!!!!
bothways1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talk to me Goose.
mr-r-sole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back!
AerodynamicOmnivore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAA!
nybx4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
jsneeb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the Fuck up, Donny!
misery0406 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say 'hello' to my little friend!"
DuckDuckLandMine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Though it is an older movie from before most people on reddit were born.
e. Cool Hand Luke
vipros42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Civil War - Guns N Roses
WendyWasteful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How's the view from sugar heaven bitch?
curiosity_killed_it ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:15:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking die laughing at this scene every time!
gcta333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
dootoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OHHHH MYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOD
discourge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box!! Come on... What's in the box??!
BEARDED_ONODRIM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner.
UnicornJoey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the Box?!?!
ThatBadassBanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run! You fools!
My precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses!
r_confused ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fly, you fools" ftfy
I only remember that because of this:
https://m.reddit.com/r/FanTheories/comments/130it2/lord_of_the_rings_a_theory_about_the_eagle_plot/
cjkerce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
Had to go way back for this one
Yeshua_I ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, baby.
KitSuneSvensson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You stay. I go. No following.
estebanmccox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll tell you what I'd do, man- two chicks at the same time, man.
postuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Suck my fat one"
AlbertaBoundless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a fairytale town, innit? How's a fairytale town not somebody's fucking thing?"
lee-keybum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FREEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOM!!
NysonEasy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Hi Mark
Ocmike92662 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big gulps huh guys? See you later!"
whitebllit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Madness? THIS IS SPARTA.
FUSROaww ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry"
iwant2die90210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
tiltad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the smell of fresh napalm in the morning
millenniumxl-200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.
burritoBandito123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A whales vagina
spelczech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
GoldenOlive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forest, run!
s33761 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm kinda tired now I think I'll go home now.
surfnsound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're so fucking money and you don't even know it"
_StatesTheObvious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say "What" again
kapiaz094 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say hello to my little friend
YoungMindDoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't handle the truth!
VGMtheVagabond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where da white women at?"
Violentmantis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
kesterbowers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That'll do pig, that'll do.
MellerTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."
Bobafettjr15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you talking to me?!..."
d3nizy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Ragrets.
hpdodo84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not even a single letter?
TheManInsideMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bread makes you fat?
Fun.... In Toronto?
(I could do this all day/week)
TendererMean000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HI I'm Forrest. Forrest Gump"
BinderGindy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep the change.. ya filthy animal
gyup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boats and Hoes
xenobuzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Play it, Sam,"
"Here's looking at you, kid."
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, and she walks into mine."
"By gad, sir, you are a character."
"Round up the usual suspects."
"I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world."
You damn well better know the last one!
iStarly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!
thedonaldiam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im your huckleberry...
banjo-fittings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You talkin' to me??
bluereddit2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead. Make my day.
hockey3187 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going to need a bigger boat
HSteamy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well... there it is.
ImAPopsicleAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, Harry.
Eibook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nice beaver" "Thanks, I just had it stuffed."
AuthorJamesRowe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But I'm the dude, man!"
DrGunsMcBadass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wax on, wax off"
threestardot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Johnny!
Bladechildx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father... prepare to die"
spore35 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am Ironman"
unleashable04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse
The-Emo-Dreamo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am you father."
Benjen_Victorious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get away from her you bitch!"
cosmic_pterodactyl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i did not hit her! i did naat!.. oh Hai Mark!
snwebb88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mommies makin' a pubie salad, and she needs some seths' own dressing"
Soyner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not a knife...this is a knife. (if you're 'older' you'll get this)
AmineEdgeAndLANCE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boats and hoes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Luke Sykwalker, I'm here to rescue you!"
Neon_Scrotum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"
otah007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Canadian_Ireland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do, or do not. There is no try.
SeeingTheRed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love the smell of napalm in the morning.
2_poor_4_Porsche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
Verbal is telegraphing that everything in his story about Keyser Soze is false, yet it is so compelling, we the audience and the in-play characters hear it, yet still believe what he is saying.
harrisonguord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
Gahbthespaceman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I AM YOUR FATHER
YesSoupForYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you like them apples
Silver_in_Goldstin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Clark -- shitter's full!
TheWorldMayEnd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!"
El_Heffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hi Mark!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to jurassic park
twcsata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Power Rangers. No, really.
First_TM_Seattle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why has nobody said "Luke, I am your father"? This is reddit, right?
jackytheripper1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because the quote is, "no. I am your father"
First_TM_Seattle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good point! But still not mentioned.
MetaBotch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the Force be with you.
Navarath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Star Wars, but which one....hmmmmm
Grphx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome.. to... Jurassic Park!
SUCK_MY_DICK_THANKS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have walked across te surface if the sun. I have witnessed events so small and so fast that they could hardly be said to have happened at all. Do you really think the worlds smartest man poses any more of a threat to me as the worlds smartest termite?
AndrewMovies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father."
ChaosThe15th ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yarp"
kingsilver123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you ain't first, you're last
Tyrann0saurus_Rex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The path of the righteous man is beset of all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil me. Blessed is he who, in the name of the charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
lorraine_baines_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm the king of the world!"
That gave me douche chills.
ladycowbell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're on a mission from God"
mcdave71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hear that? We's using code names.
He's bonafide
What we've got here is..
Slamsdell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know Kung Fu"
NiceyChappe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Follow the white rabbit.
Stop trying to hit me and hit me!
Goodbye, Mr Anderson.
Oh, and don't worry about the vase.
"Why do my eyes hurt?" "You've never used them before"
They're coming, Neo, and if they find you, I don't know what they're going to do.
There is no spoon.
TeeG29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's in the box!!?!?!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats just, like, your opinion man.
Mastasmurf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're my booooyyyy Blue!!!!
JonRod88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring your green hat we're going streaking!
Butterbubblebutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"English motherfucker, do you speak it?"
randomtyler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodge this.
hwalton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes its true. This man has no dick.
TheOneInchPunisher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get away from her you bitch!
whalt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How the fuck am I funny?"
DrinkYourHaterade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fry like bacon you freshman bitches."
otp1144 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whoa"
artnok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're killing me, smalls!
lucky8788 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans.""
Ninjajack143 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Farva, what's that restaurant you love?"
Signterp1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.
Ninjajack143 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:52:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you Creasy Bear!!!!!!"
Kwuahh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They may take our lives, but they'll never take... our freedom!"
Crampedmail123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a nice bolder. I like that bolder.
fester_the_molester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just a flesh wound
FluffNastie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run forest, run!
Divine_Wyvern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nice to mole you-- MEET YOU. Nice to meet your mole...Don't say mole...I said mole."
Moon-dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
who made that man a gunner?
cewallace9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did sir. He's my cousin.
akamustacherides ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're a wizard Harry."
LaLaLaaaNotListening ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does he look like a bitch?!"
pfederle23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
TauntingtheTBMs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I AM GROOT"
Kidpunk98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why so serious?
Ramonsolong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not bad. I fell of the jetway again.
im2cool79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do or do not, there is no try."
TauntingtheTBMs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's this 1 in a million talk?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Always"
UmiZee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MY NAME IS GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN, YOUR SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S A TRAP!
zz0rzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright alright alright
darmok11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or
I wanna hamburger, no a cheeseburger. I want French fries, I want soda pop...
You'll get nothing and like it!!!!
probably_tryna_sleep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry"
Ganondorf007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That rug really tied the room together Dude.
TinniestHydra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You wanna play rough, okay, say hello to my little friend"
junebug831 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!!!!!
kelleyz14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me smalls"
knitfastdieyoung ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Muthafuckin' snakes on this muthafuckin' plane!"
KamuiT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No... I am your father.
jafvortex93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run Forrest! Run!
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no place like home.
alb404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"There is no spoon"
arctos889 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
reddit_orangeit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
guntygoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That wee lassie got glassed, and no cunt leaves here until we find out what cunt did it.
whereisthegravitas ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:15:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wan mair fuckin' hit!
guntygoo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:19:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
your leisure is indeed my pleasure x x
afasia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dodge this."
GlowyStuffs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...That's no moon...
quechal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Robert Paulson
4182016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
Beldragos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
cow_puncher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:02 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm tired of these mothafuckin' snakes on this mothafuckin' plane."
-Robert Frost, 1913
SunnyLemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!!"
ASAP1492 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am McLovin
zytz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bob had bitch tits.
rickjamesdean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates."
MyFaceIsItchy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So many easy ones for this movie!
"I was a-runnin'!"
"Lieutenant Dan, ice cream!"
"I gotta find Bubba!"
rickjamesdean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just rattled off a bunch of quotes off the top of my head, then realized most, if not all, had ready been commented after I scrolled down.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
PrawojazdyVtrumpets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
I_Breathe_Air ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word. Ah ah ah"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
reneepussman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Gulps huh?
FuckMyJobCC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big Gulps eh. Welp see yah later!"
ONEPARTZVANILLA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat...
danomano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O'Doyle Rules!
thankstowelie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...a whale's vagina."
tyler300zx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Re-heh-heh-reealllllly?
dogsn1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a what?
purpskurp8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I keep getting older and they stay the same age"
_ass_burgers_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Keep the change you filthy animal"
MrMouse92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ive gotta find my son Nemo!
UseThisToStayAnon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to The Rock"
mrkiddi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That rug really tied the room together."
saviorcoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"why so serious?"
shitheadchef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm your huckleberry."
Drayzen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me the money!
atomicrabbit_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ALWAYS BE CLOSING"
OldWiseMountainApe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
Fightmasterr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something something 12 parsecs and the kessel run
ToruV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:17 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."
Chowmein_1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is buck, and I like to fuck."
all_day_ipa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WILLLLLLLLSON!
kevinsoto1222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Anderson..
Anyna-Meatall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells likeโฆ victory.
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
Use the Force, Luke.
thesadpanda123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father"
sitaenterprises ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead people.
mateodownshaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"..this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
smkngrbt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that kid is back on escalator!
Flynn_The_Fox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"First rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club."
xHyruleCastle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good evening, Clarice.
DinoConV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...Hallo.. My name is Inigo Montoya... You killed my father... Prepare to die..."
TheLochnessPlonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE.
THEskinnydolphin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're on a mission from God.
Jsr1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IHello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
rufeorufeo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big gulps huh?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're on a mission from God.
house_autumn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Justin_T_Credible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:49 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where we're going we don't need roads.
corsairjoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET OFF MY PLANE!!!
loyloy84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MA! WHERE'S THE MEATLOAF?
mucking_fuppet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious shit
Rekjavik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Dude abides."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude where's my car?
niuprice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seems like cheating
ragnarrtk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm tired of these montherfucking snakes, on this....
YesImAnAddict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You play ball like a GIRL.
CrazyTitan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you cant say something nice, don't say nothing at all.
Genie, you're free.
THE CIIIIRRRRRCLLLEEE OOFFF LIIIFFFEEEEEE.
3 quotes, 3 movies.
DIYDuder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome...to Jurassic Park.
RDF50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We need to go deeper!"
LGNJohnnyBlaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
Mexicantdie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why so serious?"
mymaterhi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not even supposed to be here today...
FoolInSpace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did nat hit her, it's nat true! It's bolshit! I did naght hit her! I did naht, O hai Mark.
geoman2k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome ta Earff"
Lcbrito1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I have plenty!
EVERYONE!
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing everyone he didn't exist.
You were the chosen one, it was said you would destroy the _, not join them! Bring balance to the _ not leave it at darkness!
You shall not pass!
There can be only one.
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
Say what again! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker! Say what one more goddam time!
My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get.
Tonight we dine in hell.
Roads? Where we are going, we don't need roads.
First rule of ___ is, you don't talk about ____.
Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker.
Hasta la vista baby.
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Picture a girl who just took a dive from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
I fucking hate pikeys.
I see dead people.
I volunteer as tribute.
I AM RIPPER, TEARER, SLASHER, GOUGER! I AM THE TEETH IN THE DARKNESS, THE TALONS IN THE NIGHT! MINE IS STRENGHT, LUST AND POWER I AM ______
Have you ever dreamt about the surface of the sun?
Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little... push!
Sell me this pen.
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
All those moments will be lost in time, like... Tears in the... rain.
Each and every one of you owes me one hundred nazi scalps, and I want my scalps!
I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Are you not entertained?
When everyone is super, no one is.
Do you think this is air you are breathing?
What is this, a school for ants?
Life finds a way.
I hate snakes.
You've got red on you.
Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
My farm? I AM A LEAD FARMER MOTHERFUCKER!
You are in violation of the balance, leave immediately or I will deport you... Go to hell.
Get to the chopper!
To infinity and beyond!
Who you gonna call?
He who saves one life, saves the world entire.
There you go, if you want, I can post more, though that may be too late.
LeFreds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco."
CinereousChris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fragile"? IT MUST BE ITALIAN!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS MY SWAMP
NormalThunder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:53 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Im not leaving. IM NOT FUCKING LEAVING"
TheFeshy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Scott!
mynameisrequired ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!
itsbraille ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Clocked the T-Rex at 32"
"Do you see a sign in front of my house that says dead n****** storage?"
Hunnyhelp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father...
tomdan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The D is silent"
Kwals035 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:56 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're going back... to the future!"
eluviane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, Harry.
clown-baby-bitches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!
JordanMcRiddles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard, Harry
DrC8H10N4O2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Negative. I'm a meat popsicle."
moe-q8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You shall not pass!
MagicSPA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:46 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
jspike397 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a movie, but "a man chooses. A slave obeys."
Porkdrippins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:32 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't fold the maps!!!
mentat70 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. ....
maskedman3d ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:53:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
cbchris911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It can't rain all the time"
jonsnowsgirlfriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:22 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Geth_VI ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:16:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
nybx4life ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:17:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scarface. For sure.
Geth_VI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Backdoor Sluts 9.
nybx4life ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never seen it. I'll take your word on that one.
Geth_VI ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:27:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just make sure to avoid from 6 to 8, they're really awful.
nybx4life ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do they keep the same cast throughout?
Old-Man-Henderson ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:19:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The waves are getting blown out by the napalm. It's the bombs causing a vortex with the wind.
nybx4life ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:19:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Question: Does it count if the movie's name is in the quote?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:13:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you, Jennay."
phyloRen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:14:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a little black woman in a big silver box!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:14:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"In my ass"
going_full_turbo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:17:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go on, skin it. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens."
Camarochick16 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:22:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:26:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mark it zero."
Omegaki314 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:40:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"what we some type of suicide squad?"
Mimehunter ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:50:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roads? Where we're going we don't need <flips glasses> roads.
abnewstein ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:06:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are not a god, you are not even a man.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:08:11 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, guys! Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? Alright... Welp, see ya later!
DireOnFire ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:34:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ya like degs?"
burweedoman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:55:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asta la vista baby.
jaguarsinmexico ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:04:29 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't watch movies"
torstenson ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:04:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nobody puts baby in a corner
titations ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:04:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know how I know you're gay?
Adolf__Hipster__ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:23:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โJust remember, life is like a box of chocolates.โ
Myrdok ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:23:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know."
seeringeyeball ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:23:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dodgson, Dodgdon! We got Dodgson here!
Teri102563 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:23:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you feel lucky punk? Well, do ya'?"
PanSearedMilkSteak ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:23:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no crying in baseball!
HashtagYas ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:23:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"no one sings like Gaston"
Wallabizle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:23:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"I was like, "Emilio.""
Bam-BamBoyles ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:23:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want you to get swept away out there. I want you to levitate. I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a Dervish."
Get_Rekt_Son ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:24:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane!"
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:24:51 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh, using the whole fist, doc?
ImaPeacockdamnit ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:24:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ah San Diego, discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means 'a whale's vagina.
SilverSkywalkerSaber ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:24:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father."
Sw33k ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:24:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong kid died...
Kryptic_Anthology ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:24:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hakuna matata
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:25:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WRONG LEVERRRRRRRR!!!!!
Uhfina ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:25:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing be smalls!"
thetrueprime ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:25:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're waiting for a train.
DarkCitical ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:26:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im batman
fallofshadows ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:26:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!"
Treboridos ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:26:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"โLet me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me."
Slayer_Of_Anubis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:26:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeahhhhhh that'd be great"
19blackdog72 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:26:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You always get fucked in the drive thru!
Thematt3r ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:26:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Today, I watched my son use a bicycle as a weapon."
sturmhauke ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:26:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa.
Zoomingforcats ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:26:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold on to your butts.
BotanizerNC ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:46:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you..."
"I know."
poorguthan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:26:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back.
JazzSM ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:26:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's only a flesh wound"
UnknownPerson69 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:27:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Warriors. Come out & plaaaaaaaaaayeeee.
HerminTheVermin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:27:23 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a bigger boat!
A8Warmonger ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:27:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't knownwhat love is Forest.
Fortknoxgaming ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:51:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of fight club, is you don't talk about fight club".
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:00:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bueller.....Bueller.....Bueller?"
true_happeniss ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:09:05 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my name is emilio montoya...
ribbitman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:14:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am TIRED of these MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES on this MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE
Aatish92 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:16:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my little friend"
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:30:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've been cured all right"
maxmmck ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:10:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need a waaaaaaaaaaaay bigger boat!
maui_waui_024 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:12:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box of chocolates"
FeelTheWrath79 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:15:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So... Hermione stole all our shit...
ibelieveineveryone ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:40:19 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know what they call a quarter pound of cheese in France?
Freschettanochedda ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:51:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
E.T. Phone home
iskico ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:51:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dude, where's my car?
krn20 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:53:48 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a girl on the Internet and i love donnie darko here's the proof ๐๐ป๐ ๐ผ
leastlyharmful ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:06:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every famous quote ever?
thelilsister ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:14:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Nazis. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?
jaredwards ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:18:47 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke I am your father
Joshygin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
ArcherSlamBam ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:21:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Luke. I am your father.
Topper_harvey ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:30:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You like to see homos naked?
Edips ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:57:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father
extrmden7 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:59:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke ! I am your father!
whatif6was9 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:00:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Godzilla!!"
DickSuckingGoat ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:39:08 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what always helps with shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole.
vizionary87 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:41:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father."
Volatile__Agent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:09 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. Actual quote is "No, I am your father."
vizionary87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:40 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Dad! Yep, you're right. Common mistake.
cortezblackrose ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:48:59 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In honor of my daughter, who loves it, "Stay gold, pony boy, stay gold."
Xervexos ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:53:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars. Now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt."
Bad_brahmin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:53:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?
patrick1359 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:53:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
deleted What is this?
DigitalMafia ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:53:44 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A mental mind fuck can be nice..."
Garlic_JLmz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:53:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am completely, out, of ammo.... This has never happened to me before.
LameJokeBot ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:59:06 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bruce Willis is Dead.
SetPhasersToStan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:02:21 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Nwilde1590 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:49:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Walleeeee
ImN0rth ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:05:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For the path of the righteous is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the spirit of good will, guides the lost through valley of darkness for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with swift justice and furious anger those who attempt to poison my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I unleash my vengeance upon thee!
mr18above ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:07:56 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We will not go quietly into the night,
We will not vanish without a fight
We're going to live on!
We're going to survive!
TheShocker1119 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:08:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:Ssssmmmmmmoooooookin"
leftcoastsarah ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:08:33 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all for the greater good.
THE GREATER GOOD.
meat_man_1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:08:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA!? DO YOU SPAEK IT!?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:09:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?'
SuiterNo3 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:09:30 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One ping only
cipherZero001 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:10:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i am your father
ViciousVision ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:10:41 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I will find you, and I will kill you."
N3rveGas ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:11:35 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you're gonna need a bigger boat"
efilgnikcufateg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:11:48 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Z's dead baby. Z's dead.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:11:50 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Not right now you don't"
wordub ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:11:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're going to need a bigger boat."
Hebrewsuperman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:12:37 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I AM your father
Rxmsawyer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:12:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!
twinturbochris ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:13:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What does Marcellus Wallus look like?!
AmbushParty ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:14:02 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baskin Robbins always finds out.
Harryisgreat1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:14:58 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have to go see about a girl"
SteelRain0341 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:15:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius."
yeaokbb ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:15:17 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man! Game over!
TomatoFettuccini ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:15:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Striker!
Striker!
Striker!
confirmed44 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:15:34 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yippee ki-yay
devonmcb ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:16:16 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead, make my day.
confirmed44 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:16:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have a Hulk
HorseToeNail ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:18:45 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you know whats there,Waiting beyond that beach. Immortality, take it,its yours!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:19:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My safe word will be whiskey."
shoxodc ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:19:25 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"This is grade A, 100% pure Colombian cocaine, ladies and gentlemen. Disco shit . Pure as the driven snow."
ratednfornerd ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:19:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dad..? Dad c'mon... You gotta get up. Dad we gotta go home...
flipjargendy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:20:03 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, where's my car?
Jannik2099 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:20:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For the users!
canuckpuckbeaut ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:20:42 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke... I am your father
BestBaconatorNA ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:21:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brawndo's got what plants crave.
TheGarp ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:21:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have a brain cloud.
devonmcb ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:21:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Jacobarcherr ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:22:47 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am archer emissary of the gorgonites!
LeftHandBandito_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:22:52 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Zed's dead baby"
Ace1999 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:23:05 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."
NewUser5391 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:23:36 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is she with you?" "I thought she was with you."
Boo_T ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:23:54 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a tumor
Stinkfoot69 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:24:00 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game over man! Game over!
Boo_T ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:24:10 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rocky road
alberthere ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:24:12 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"EVERYONE!"
FuriousBen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:24:13 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Be-e-a-uuuuutiful!
lilmissninja ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:28:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
brsch57 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:06:20 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke I am your father.
el5965 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:10:15 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not to be a nerd perfectionist but he never says "Luke". He actually says, "No, I am your father".
andromeda93 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:09:26 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
CootiesRS ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:07:19 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
Quuantix ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:14:31 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luuuuuke, I am your Father"
Surprised nobody put this
FARTTORNADO45 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:17:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome...to Jurassic Park"
LovepeaceandStarTrek ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:06 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you can't be serious.
bothways1 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:16 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am and dont call me shirley.
SpringsAndThat ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ah go fuck yourself."
Not sure if that's technically cheating...
Unicorncreamcorn ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super penis.
getbuffedinamonth ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of...
KhalMinos ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Edit: formatting.
earthboy17 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:41 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nananananananana Batman!"
homo_swaggins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:27 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quote. Movie.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:22 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
luke i am your father
Spofefe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:39 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's 'No, I am your father.'
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:55 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i thought it was the krusty crabhue
thatsnotahotdog ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park!"
Kolipe ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:39 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's shag ass
MisterRegio ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Batman.
KaptainKrunch_ ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father!"
GreatPigInThe_Sky ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:55 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father
DelusionalProphecies ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:21 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's a few that work for me:
Show me the money!
That's a lovely accent you have...New Jersey?
Hasta La Vista, Baby
Yo Adrian, I did it
They drew first blood!
nybx4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two are Stallone movies I'm sure.
One is one of the Terminator movies.
Dunno the rest.
DelusionalProphecies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Maguire
Dumb and Dumber
Terminator 2
Rocky 2
First Blood (aka Rambo 1)
cats_rule_dogs_suck ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say allo to my little friend!
davidrao ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of the fight club is you should not talk about the fight club.
Laniatus ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Woa"
ConorTheBooms ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It must be some kind of Hot Tub Time Machine."
SeriouslySirius666 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:58 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"always"
Jacks_Account ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first rule of...
Chili_mayhem ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU - SHALL NOT - PASS!"
huazzy ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:57 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love lamp!
kawaiimoesugoidesu ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Go suck a fuck"
Spuunk ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have had it with these muthafuckin snakes, on this muthafuckin plane!
Stabfist_Frankenkill ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
cardtrickdan ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park!"
Lobanium ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Back to the future!"
Yes, it's an actual quote.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:33 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT!!" or "Your name is D-Squad, D for DIRTBAGS! When I say "HEY DIRTBAGS!" That means you. I'm going to make sure you are going to hate my guts, for the rest of your lives! Now let's start this beautiful day with a nice little stroll around the campus..............MOVE IT MAGGOTS!!!"
Riggybee ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:36 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm tired of all these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane
zotoole ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:42 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what again.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:59 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now go and get your fucking shine box
GoldenOlive ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeahhhh babyyyy, yeahhhh!
wolfyconnor11 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke I'm your farther"
figs131 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:25 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's milk and eggs, bitch.
MatkaPluku ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to mah little friend!"
10ofClubs ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:20 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm tired of these motherfuckin' snakes, on this motherfuckin' plane."
Good luck with this one.
Weneedabigger ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat "
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:44 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haytchoo
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brooks was here
TheBreadLife ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vote for Pedro
Edit: Also, "fly you fools" :'(
Drsela ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"First rule of Fight Club: you do not talk about Fight Club."
landontbr ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:08 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Adam?
Oan you believe this is happening?
I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances.
We are!
Bee-men.
Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive golden glow you know as...
Honey!
She's my cousin!
She is?
Yes, we're all cousins.
Right. You're right.
At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspect of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions.
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know
that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully
because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off
in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?" How can you say that?
One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
Why would you question anything? We're bees.
We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like outside the hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
You guys did great!
You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
Their day's not planned.
Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.
You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.
A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.
A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it.
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what you're interested in?
Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad, the more I think about it,
maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.
You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?
That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!
You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae.
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud.
Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side.
Wow!
Oouple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkey's always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
What happened?
A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
Oh, this is so hard!
Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry?
Barry!
All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine...
What happened to you? Where are you?
Out? Out where?
Out there.
Oh, no!
I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
Another call coming in.
If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd
that gets their roses today.
Hey, guys.
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
You got a rain advisory today,
and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.
So be careful. As always, watch your brooms,
hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.
Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.
Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!
bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!
All right, launch positions!
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Black and yellow!
Hello!
You ready for this, hot shot?
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
Wind, check.
Nectar pack, check.
Wings, check.
Stinger, check.
Scared out of my shorts, check.
OK, ladies,
let's move it out!
Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!
All of you, drain those flowers!
Wow! I'm out!
I can't believe I'm out!
So blue.
I feel so fast and free!
Box kite!
Wow!
Flowers!
This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual.
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
Roses!
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around."
nkleszcz ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:32 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"E.T. E.T. E.T. E.T. E.T...."
I_AM_METALUNA ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cinderella story
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:28 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:03 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Batman"
Jwillis-8 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/theflophouse/images/5/5d/John-Dies-at-the-End.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140223234644
rrnbob ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:27 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. I am your father.
Klaud9 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No. I AM your father!"
Sploitspiller ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:26 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's Wayne's World! Wanye's World! Party time! Excellent! Woo woo woo! Welcome to Wayne's World, I'm Wayne of Wayne's World. This is Wayne's World."
Sidion ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:31 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Say hello to my lil' frenhhh."
translated to.
"Say hello to my little friend."
Deez_brix ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So that's it huh? We're some kind of, ... Suicide squad?"
Oh wait
TheSquiggolo ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:00 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a box o choc-lates"
erioserios ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:40 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bueller?
Darkside- ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:10 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am your father.
JGTX ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:01 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luke, I am your father..
MeauxSG ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:43 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club."
Herrowgayboi ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winner winner, chicken dinner.
iBJesus ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:09 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM YOUR FATHER!
drkrelic ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:46 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I am your father.
You know this is the correct quote right? Not the misquote...
asuscreative ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:07 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bond, James Bond"
Blake_Bosten ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:13 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The name's Bond, James Bond.
Mr_FrenchTickler ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:35 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
E.T. phone home.
Murat89 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:12 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Bond, James Bond."
gregofcanada84 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:15 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It must be some kind of Hot Tub Time Machine." (Intensely looks at camera).
TheFlaymaker ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:30 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yer a wizerd"
Gimmesomechonchon ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:34 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, fuck you, too. Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. Slow the fuck down! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafรฉs, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Imclone! Adelphia! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermรฉs scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin Otisville, Jay! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Alqueda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass! Fuck Jacob Elinski, whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturel Rivera. I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back. Sold me up the river. Fucking bitch. Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar. Sipping on club soda, selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to fuckin ash then let the waters rise and submerge this whole, rat-infested place.
toonking23 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:18 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I Am Your Father"
paddygordon ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:54 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, I am your father!"
Interesting fact: This is probably the most misquoted quotes of all time, people always say "Luke, I am your father!" instead.
specialkake ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:50 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuck start her head!"
Indisia ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:52 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut that cunt's mouth before I come over there and fuckstart her head"
omegatytan ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:04 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First rule of fight Club. We never talk about fight Club.
InOnTheKillTaker ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:45 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am your father.
KingsizeMealPlz ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:24 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am your father"
Benhifni ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:14 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Harry Potter. I want to go Azkaban to see a prisoner there. "
"Mr Spock, let's go star trekking to the undiscovered country. "
iAesc ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:38 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to Jurassic Park."
GlasgowTalent ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:07 on June 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Luke, I am your father!"
shpongolian ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:01:37 on June 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Hi"
Edit: wow you guys suck, it's from Casablanca.