๐๏ธ superunhappyfuntime ยท 2721 points ยท Posted at 23:58:59 on January 12, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm talking weird occurrences, coincidences you haven't been able to easily explain. I'll start.
We have a breakfast laid on at work every morning, just a simple buffet of eggs, bacon what have you. Nothing huge and it's really only to feed about a dozen people or so. I am usually one of the first guys from my team to get to work and the kitchen was deserted as usual. I walked into the little kitchen, there was a ceramic egg tray thing with 12 eggs in it, like the bottom half of an egg carton with a socket for each egg. All spaces are filled with warm freshly boiled eggs.
I take one, walk over to the garbage bin, shuck the shell then I walk back over to the food and stop dead. There are 12 eggs in the tray again. No one entered the room while I was peeling the thing. I touched the mystery egg it was the same temp as the other eggs around it.
Not a big thing, nothing major, but something very strange. Given one does not get presented with strange eggs from a parallel universe every day I peeled and ate that one too.
TL:DR - Found strange quantum egg at breakfast. Ate it. Did not gain super powers.
EDIT Holy crap. You magnificent bastards, we're on the front page! Your stories are wonderful, uplifting and truly freaky in equal measure. But it's nice to know other people notice shit like this too.
Redditor Wanhope was kind enough to start a subreddit for this topic so feel free to drop in and share your experiences!
[deleted] ยท 150 points ยท Posted at 09:31:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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joannchilada ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:47:02 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is it possible your family only told you that there was a burglar, and your grandfather committed suicide? His behavior is typical of people that are planning to take their life (which I also know from experience in my family.)
xtremeradness ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:52:18 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There was a police report that I read. I'm fairly sure I could dig it up from the city files if necessary too.
joannchilada ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:53:32 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oki doki, no worries - was just curious.
Therealsebastiandior ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:14:23 on April 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Quantum acceptance?
bagelfriend ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:55 on September 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy Sh*t i know im very late but when reading this I got quite cold so i looked at the sofa to get my t-shirt and placed my hand on the armchair where it was and I couldn't find it, I ask my little sister to stand up if it's under her half way through saying this i look back at the armchair and boom it's there.
sekai-31 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:09:21 on October 12, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Quantum t-shirt
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:38:40 on April 9, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Quantum 5 month old comment.
Ziss0u ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:50:32 on April 27, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! dated humor always gets me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:18:34 on April 28, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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TwentySteven ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:20:05 on August 31, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
True.
_Thai_Fighter_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:21:45 on November 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Lets keep this chain alive
ruhe47 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:07:54 on January 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if we should.
jeffgreenfan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:25:37 on January 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me neither.
GypsyMoth4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:23 on March 16, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why not?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:22 on November 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed.
TheSmokingGNU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:52 on November 21, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Meh.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:38 on January 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
still up and running
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:27:08 on September 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Currently, your comment is 5 months old. lol
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:21:40 on September 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Neat huh?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:48:44 on November 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
2 months for you.
TheConfusedCannibal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:28:43 on January 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
4 months.
rockybond ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:51:16 on January 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
21 minutes
TheConfusedCannibal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:01:15 on February 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nine minutes.
darkbeard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:32:23 on February 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
4 Days
Shoximity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:19:24 on February 11, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
6 days.
TheConfusedCannibal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:31 on February 21, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One week.
asuka_is_my_co-pilot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:23 on April 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Two months
TheConfusedCannibal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:55 on May 11, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A MONTH
emsenn0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:52 on February 15, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Right now, so is yours.
Kafke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:02 on February 15, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
5 months old for you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:51 on February 15, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I almost had a heart attack since this thread has almost exactly the same name as the one on the front page, only I couldn't have commented on it because I was asleep :P
Kafke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:39 on February 15, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So I just caused your glitch in the matrix :P. I actually found this thread on the other (current) thread.
So yea, you just need to WAKE UP.
all-base-r-us ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:27 on April 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Glitch
Heep_Purple ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:00:11 on April 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What does quatum actually mean in Latin?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:50:39 on June 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure it has something to do with quantity... and Google Translate says it means "more"
Sarax11 ยท 477 points ยท Posted at 13:12:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will probably get buried .. When I was around 20, a few years ago, I kept having dreams about a woman with long black hair named Aroura [ pronounced A-roar-uh) . They were different dreams but for some reason, her distinct face and name always ended up in them. It got to the point where I would wake up frustrated and confused, trying to google her name or find out how I was connected to her. After a few months she stopped showing up and I dismissed it, thinking my brain was just being a "scumbag."
Fast forward a few years later, Halloween 2009, I'm in the car with a friend stopped at a gas station. I'm about to pull out and merge onto a highway when I get a phone call from a random number, so I stop the car but no one answered. There was a person behind me who grew impatient, honked at me, and then swerved in front of me instead of waiting for 2 seconds for me to move. Second they get on the highway, some silver civic loses control of their wheel and crashes into the car that swerved in front of me. I called the cops and waited at the gas station for them to come. Turns out the drivers of both cars died. It 100% would of been me if I hadn't of got that phone call. Called it back a few hours later out of gratitude and curiosity, rang 3 times and went to voicemail. "Hi, you've reached aurora, please leave your name and number." Never had goosebumps like that in me life.
Called it again the next day, because I was that confused about the whole situation.. Some woman answers, we get to talking, I tell her my entire story including the dreams I had. She tells me she doesn't know how I got her number and that she never called me as far as she remembers. Weird. Ask her if she has a facebook to confirm if she is in fact the woman in my dreams.
Check her facebook, holy fuck, it's her.
If that's not a glitch in the matrix then I'm just bat shit crazy.
[deleted] ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 18:16:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you didnt marry her?
afflikt3d ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:13:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is there anything more to this story? For the first time in this thread I am actually intrigued!
lunaticMOON ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:30:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
This is eerily reminiscent of Olaf Stapledon's A Man Divided.
The main character, Victor has a split personality. All the while growing up, he is almost always his false self. And during his life, he is constantly dreaming of this particular woman's face, over and over again.
He ends up meeting her in an informal way; he's just about to wed the next day and stops for coffee. She's his waitress. But as his false self, he belittles her, disrespects her. Then he wakes up - in the middle of his wedding ceremony. He goes back to the restaurant.
There, as his true self, he professes his unyielding need to be with her. She IS the woman for him. He pursues. All the while, he tells her, "I want to be with you, I'm supposed to be with you. It's just 'right' i know it. But it's okay, i CAN and WILL wait for you to come around."
So it doesn't happen over night. Naturally, she resists, but like all things, persistence and genuine love and respect win out. She loves him and they get married.
The point of the story? Well, it's really about True Victor vs. the False victor. He is in a constant battle with himself. His true self is sympathetic, creative and in tune with the world around him. Respectful, kind, and at peace - always. Alternate Victor? Shallow, crude, greedy, misguided, critical and insecure. His battle for himself is pulling him apart. What does he need to truly be himself? How can he win out against the false Victor?
Her. She will save him. Throughout his life, it's always been her. He must strive. True Victor may win or False may win. But he knows he won't have a chance without her.
Weird.
Did you ever follow up with her? Ever feel caught in between two sides of living? hah...
Couldn't hurt to pick it up. Heavy writing, but BONUS; it's free if you have android and use the Aldiko app. Search "A Man Divided."
lostman92 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:00:40 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I read majority of the top voted comments, but this one is surely the most scary one for me. Well told, Sarax11.
Bluest_waters ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:14:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that's it?
You never had any more contact?
ptsbbam ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:49:42 on May 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know this is an old thread, but I'm just looking at it again out of boredom. Could you screen cap her Facebook or a picture of her? I'm curious now.
psychedelicsouleyeon ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:39:25 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sarax, that is one of the most awesome stories I've ever heard, you couldn't write something more meaningful and profound if you tried. Well done, let us know if you became friends because that's insane.
CrazyPersonApologist ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:33:20 on January 20, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What you don't realize is that Aroura was sent back in time to protect Sarax11 so that we would have a leader to look up to in the coming apocalypse.
zombie_loverboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:58:57 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Onions man... :) thanks for sharing your story
TooSubtle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:37:32 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Star Trek did this.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:53 on May 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What happened after that?
Mikeinike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:04 on May 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Best story in the thread
raymendx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:52 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
What if you made that story up in your mind after that happened and she mistakenly called you but denied it? You probably believed that you dreamed of that after the accident.
All I'm saying have is if you have considered being skeptical about it?
beckster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:48 on February 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What, no love/marriage/happy-ever-after? That's all? Not that it isn't an amazing story...
MintyAshley ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 09:26:56 on February 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for scumbag reference.
[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 12:30:48 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Ryansacat ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:07:03 on May 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The fact that he answered te phone saved his life
KILLALLEXTREMISTS ยท 636 points ยท Posted at 05:47:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've related this story before but here goes. The parallel universe answering machine:
This happened about 15 years ago. I called my friend up and he wasn't home so I left a message on his answering machine. I said, "Hey, it's me KILLALLEXTREMISTS. Sorry I missed you, call you later. Bye." And then I hung up and left the house. I made no other calls. Later that day he called back and he says, "Wow, that was quite a message you left. Who was that girl you were talking to?" I was like, "What are you talking about? I wasn't talking to any girl!" Well, as it turns out the message didn't end after I said "Bye". I had to go over to his house and listen to this message a few times. After my initial message that I did leave (as quoted above) there was a slight pause and it continues on for another 30-40 seconds or so with me talking to some girl. It was my voice, but a conversation I never had with a girl whose voice I didn't recognize. You could compare it to the message I know I did leave and the two voices were indistinguishable. Not just the voice but, you know, talking mannerisms. It was my voice. Also, references to my occupation and activities were the same. Basically, in this conversation I was talking to this girl about going skiing but I had to go down to my shop and work on a car first, which totally correlated to me. Then the message just stopped. It was recorded on one of those digital answering machines that recorded the message to a chip so there was no tape I could have taken and had analyzed, unfortunately. Also, neither I nor my friend had party lines so that's not an explanation. It was very freaky, I can't explain it.
TL;DR: I may have connected to an alternate universe through a telephone answering machine.
[deleted] ยท 132 points ยท Posted at 07:27:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As I was reading this, the lights went out in my room. It's definitely because I barely plugged in my lamp, but still freaked me right the fuck out. this is a creepy thread man
tomaso ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:15:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I didnt sleep last night to study for my exam, sleep deprvied it's even creepier in a house on your own. ಠ_ಠ go away creepies!
tinyzombie ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:09:07 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvoted for being freaked out by something you had an entirely logical explanation for.
Yserbius ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 14:35:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
She was probably a member of some secret alien agency or other and was required to erase all of your memory of ever meeting her.
Ls_Lps_Snk_Shps ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:45:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not erase, just make you forget.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc9y1UYIqv0
fabis ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 14:40:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I imagined that you actually said "Hey, it's me KILLALLEXTREMISTS."
Treners ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:57:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He's really bad at subliminal messages.
gt_9000 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 08:08:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You will be never foreveralone! You have a hot chick locked in your head as one of your split personalities!
MREpooper ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 12:28:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There are all sorts of phone glitches. Back when I had verizon phone service, there was about a month where the phone would ring, so I would pick up and then hear ringing on the other end, and then the other person would pick up and answer. So somehow we were connected when neither of us called the other. It also happened where I would get a ring, and pick up an somehow end up in a three way call with 2 people who i didn't know and were already talking. One time it was even a couple talking about their divorce, which was akward to be thrust into the middle of.
Cannabrain ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 14:43:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ya know there was this prank calling program online(actually found on Digg of all places years ago) which would allow you to input two phone numbers and they would call each other without the parties consent. Was a lot of fun having all my ex girlfriends exes call her in the same day muahahahahaha
theholyllama ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:51:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
if this still exists you must link it. FOR SCIENCE.
Skullcrusher ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:01:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You can do this with Skype and even listen to the conversation.
bcl0328 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
prankdialer.com i think?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:05:57 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
This has happened to me a lot at my childhood house. I would be playing HL2 when the phone would ring next to me a couple times a day from this number that always crossed lines with us. One time I picked up and heard a bunch of kids talking 3-way style with an adult. I listened for awhile, but then my dog destroyed my cover when he started barking. Someone asked whose dog was the one barking. And everyone said they didn't have a dog. I immediately hung up giving them their own "glitch in the matrix" story.
Also, this one other lady called and left messages all the time at our house about pool parties and get togethers. She had a really high pitched, energetic, annoying voice which my family enjoyed imitating.
sherlock_jones ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:14:35 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Heh... When my dad worked at this office, he used to be in control of the switchboards, and would sometimes dial out two numbers, and then connect them to each other, and listen to what happened. More often than not, the two people would end up having a nice chat.
MREpooper ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:07:37 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like thats probably illegal, but I sympathize with him. My prior job was very dull, so I always had to find ways to amuse myself so I wouldn't lose my sanity on long, busy shifts.
sherlock_jones ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:12 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I probably won't recount the tale where he convinced a couple of women that Earth was under a Martian invasion, and it was their fault, in that case. :P
IamaHunter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:46:03 on January 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like your dad
IamaHunter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:44:12 on January 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
who pays for a call like that? where neither party dialled?
inkcup ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:40:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lets hope the Fringe Division doesn't come after you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
His story is obviously just the cold open for this week's Fringe.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:59:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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KILLALLEXTREMISTS ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:29:18 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, my policies are pretty strict.
pseudocaveman ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:12:54 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, a real incidence of 'THEN WHO WAS PHONE?'
xfaptastic ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 09:43:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shit like this makes me wonder if we exist among multiple realities simultaneously. In essence, each reality is our own to create and any change will "change" the reality currently inhabit and become it's own new reality. Maybe a parallel dimension exists where that conversation actually did take place with you and that girl. Who the hell knows?
Chronophilia ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 12:50:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So there's a dimensional portal in the telephone exchange? I'd hate to be the engineer who gets called out to fix that problem...
the_unusual_suspect ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:25:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.highexistence.com/this-will-mindfuck-you-the-double-slit-experiment/
The implications of this are fairly astounding. So in relation to your multiple realities theory, this basically means they do exist. If you don't observe (read: react to, or interact with) something specific the photon interactions change, which results in different reactions between itself and other matter, influencing even more reactions, and since it isn't observed there becomes an infinite possibility of outcomes. Couple that with electrons being able to exist in different spaces (read: dimensions) at the same time and you end up with an ever expanding branch of alternate realities.
There's a current theory around right now that if you go out far enough (im talking well beyond the universe's horizon) you'll run into another universe (this can be read as a different dimension), almost exactly the same as ours, but if you visited earth there would be ever so slight changes. You'd even see yourself, only doing something slightly different. In more universes the changes are going to be quite dramatic. Heres the wiki on that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiverse
iamadogforreal ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 14:47:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No it doesn't, that's a very very very liberal interpretation.
When physicists talk about multiverses they talk about universes with different laws of physics not a universe where you talked to some girl you didn't talk to here.
I hate this armchair psuedoscience spiritualism. Especially when we check out these claims of the paranormal and the person goes "Oh right, I called from the gas station and the girl next to me asked me if the pump was broken and I totally forgot to shut off my phone."
the_unusual_suspect ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:54:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
it's not armchair psuedoscience, its directly from the wiki link. Its just a very shortened MWI theory.
iamadogforreal ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:56:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No its not, its a very limited layperson's understanding and the lay person is only interested in the subject because it offers some level of wish fulfillment for them.
I'm not even going to go into the fact that when you're discussing theoretic physics, you're dealing at best with thought experiments that often have nothing to do with reality (string theory, multiverse, etc).
the_unusual_suspect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I could go on and on, so I'll just leave some important links for people to mull through at their leisure with regards to MWI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Many-worlds_interpretation - basic theory http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger%27s_cat - the thought experiment http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copenhagen_interpretation - observational influence
I don't personally take a stake in it, but it's one of the funnest theories to read about. Especially given the topic at hand.
If you're curious, i don't even put a lot of stake in string theory either.
I put a much larger stake in the discovery of the Higgs and its relation to dark matter. And quantum fluctuation as part of the determining factor in dark energy: http://arxiv.org/abs/1004.1782
pope_fundy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:45:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is it just me, or does "double slit experiment" sound like some sexy fun times? Also a killer name for a band?
Altoid_Addict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You might enjoy this book
grayshine ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:03:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Uhm. Yeah. That is how it works. It's called macroscopic quantum decoherence.
There's two competing theories, the collapse postulate, and many-worlds. Many worlds beats out collapse on Occam's razor.
You just... can't really get to the decohered quantum states (or "universes").
Edit: To the downvoters, there's hard science behind this. If you're down for a read, check it out.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:43:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There may be parallel dimensions, but I don't think they cross over in that guy's answering machine.
Tibyon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:07:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still have the telephone? I'll bet someone could extract it and at least see if it was actually your voice.
KILLALLEXTREMISTS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:14:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was my friend's phone and it was one of those digital answering machines. He just erased the message after I went over to his house and listened to it. If it had been one of those answering machines with the little cassette tapes I would have taken the tape and had it analyzed by now. Would have been interesting to see what the deal really was.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:42:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or you just have memory problems.
xatmatwork ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:37:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This, I instantly assumed multiple personality syndrome.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:23:05 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This entire thread is filled with people describing themselves exhibiting schizophrenic behavior.
Soyance ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:42:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This made a couple tears fall. That is creepy, man.
carRAMROD810 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:30:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was talking to my mom once on the phone and in mid sentence the call ended. 10 seconds later my phone rings and it's my mother. I answer and this weird static noise happens and I am listening to a conversation between two older men. I didn't listen for more than 5 seconds. I hung up and called her back and she said she never called me back.
Wizxon ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:23:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's called cross-talk. Happens often in phone lines, they're the most susceptible to cross-talk.
carRAMROD810 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:21 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On a cell phone? Never happened to me before. Maybe that's why i was freaked out about it...
Wizxon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:31 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's possible for the signals to get mixed, it's really rare, but it's happened to me once before. It was creepy, but there's a reasonable explanation for it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:31:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like the opening to a really good Doctor Who episode.
advocatadiaboli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god it really does.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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KILLALLEXTREMISTS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was on my friend's digital answering machine, so no skipping. Also, he would have to have had a recording of a conversation of me talking to some girl I'd never met on his answering machine somehow for that to be an explanation.
T400 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You could have multiple personality disorder and it kicked in at that moment.
KILLALLEXTREMISTS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, no way.
Shut up! He was talking to me!
ultraoptms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So... Did other you have sex with the mystery girl? If so, dm;hs in mirror universe.
KILLALLEXTREMISTS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've been looking for her ever since, and killing all the other versions of me in all the other universes. There can be only one.
thegoto1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like you were trolled by your friend doing an impersonation of you.
jmbleb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:35 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did Mrs KILLALLEXTREMISTS buy that "I swear, I don't know WHO that is! I never talked to that girl, I don't know who she is! It must have been an evil twin from a parallel universe!"?
psychedelicsouleyeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:09 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haven't even got a fraction down the list but this is fantastic account, congrats for squiring such hard proof/evidence. I would consider it an honor to listen to an alternate me actually speaking, even if it's just for your own benefit.
Eldgrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I work for a telephone company and i assure you, that is a system glitch not the matrix's :P I know it was your voice but it probably was another conversation you had and forgot about OR more plausible answer, it wasn't you talking. How many times did you heard your voice on the phone? It's much different than we imagine.
KILLALLEXTREMISTS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I never had that conversation, I assure you. I know your recorded voice sounds different to you but remember, I had the original message I did leave my friend right before the mystery conversation so we could directly compare the voices. They sounded exactly the same, that's why my friend thought it was me in the first place.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Either there was a crossed line and your phone call failed to hang up properly and got connected to a different call where one of the callers sounds quite like you, or else you failed to hang up the phone properly and for some reason you don't remember having that conversation with that girl. It's entirely possible for someone to sound like you on the phone - phone connections don't give the best audio in the world, but the references to occupation and activities would be a big coincidence. On the other hand, people forget unremarkable conversations all the time. You had no reason to remember talking to that girl, who wasn't a close friend of yours, at the time. The conversation was only significant once you realised you'd recorded it. The girl could have been a random stranger or someone who works in a shop you were trying to make conversation with, but it didn't go anywhere and you forgot about it. Or something traumatic might have happened you're not aware of. Or you may have a memory problem (or even dissociative identity disorder).
KILLALLEXTREMISTS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No memory problem, no personality disorders (well, none that would explain this, lol). I think you missed the part where I hung up the phone and left my house immediately after leaving the original message to my friend.
At the time my friend and I shrugged it off as some sort of crossed line and an amazing coincidence that the male caller sounded exactly like me (and seemed to have the same occupation and hobbies) but it's bugged me ever since.
Smarmo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You had the conversation but had a memory lapse or repressed it. Only explanation.
nooch13cl ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:39:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know this shouldn't be the reaction I have but... Do people still have party lines???
atheistarmageddon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:41:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The physics of out universe and based on what we have discovered so far suggest that there are infinite universes that exist, but don't interact with each other. Until now.
12/20/12.
bladzalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, what? I thought it was 12/21/12?!
markofshame ยท 1563 points ยท Posted at 03:57:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Driving home on a storm day, I see that a sideroad up to the local golf course is blocked off by flashing barricades. I also spy a Mercedes parked past the barricades with it's hazards on. I stop and walk up to the car to see if they need help (I'm an EMT), I shine my light in the back seat to see a man slumped over apparently asleep. Thinking I've got a few drunks, I move up to the driver window and rap on the glass and shine my light in, the driver is sitting bolt upright, unmoving staring straight ahead. My window rapping or light doesn't cause him to blink, flinch or move. I look over and the passenger is slumped forward onto the dash. This begins to creep me out, I call down to the Sheriff station and request a Code-2 (no lights/sirens) unit up to my location to help me check them out (doors are locked). While on the phone I walk back to my truck to get my go-bag, as I'm on the phone with dispatch, she asks me to get a license number for the car just as a PG&E (power company) cherry-picker truck comes rumbling down from up the closed road. I move to go around the truck to get the plate number, and the car is gone. I talked to the driver of the truck and he said there was a 80 foot tree down across the road, and that he didn't think it'd be open for a day or so. So the question is... the hell did the car go? Tree up one way, barricades down the other. It's kept me a bit unsettled when stopping at accidents/hazards since then.
EDIT: Here is the intersection via googlemaps. Barricades were 5~ feet in front of the "camera" and the tree was up around the distant bend.
Fealiks ยท 200 points ยท Posted at 09:28:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can't help but imagine you as a small, throwaway character in some fantasy novel. The guy who checks to see if the main characters are okay, and then as he turns around they continue to be abducted or whatever it may be. I feel like I'm reading that sort of story from the perspective of a small character. It's cool.
slashsigh ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:52:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It sounds like Mark here wandered into a thinny.
grayshine ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:45:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well met! You clearly remember well the face of your father.
slashsigh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds Hawaiian.
Albub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Say thankya
Albub ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:27:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Has anyone ever written like a short story or something about a minor character like this? Something related to a much larger work of fiction but focusing on someone who is maybe even just the nameless guy who doesn't even get to interact with the main character.
Fealiks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:47:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The first half of Star Wars Episode IV was supposed to be that way (with R2 and 3PO being the main characters), but I'm not sure if there's any proper story like that. There probably are a few. Why don't you write one?
Xelath ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:32:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yep.
snoozieboi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:03:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
To me everything played out like the beginning of X-files with music by Mark (mike?) Snow.
JohnCthulhu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You are correct, it's Mark.
snoozieboi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, I was confused by what apparently is a new indie-band Miike Snow...
1LT_Obvious ยท 451 points ยท Posted at 05:26:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the first one I read that legitimately creeped me the f**k out. I think something like this would scar me for life.
kspacey ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 09:09:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Right there with you buddy *grabs the scotch *
Fealiks ยท 155 points ยท Posted at 09:26:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did anyone else read:
?
[deleted] ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 09:37:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I did. I was all excited for a second too.
BillyBatts83 ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 10:55:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Four comments from creepy to sex-related. Well played, Reddit.
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 13:02:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Creepy is never very far from sexy, Billy.
OhRedditPoster ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:17:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, Reddit.
EmuSoFly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Three.
Bunkstaff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:28:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yep
segarrett ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:57:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yes.
darknesses ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:13:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bourbon for me, haha :~/ gulp.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:46:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin Spacey: Redditor.
king_of_blades ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You would be amazed what things your mind will disregard to preserve its sanity.
QKWUSL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote to help you gain that promotion LT
[deleted] ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 08:54:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That reminded me of when you get to a part of a video game that glitches and the characters never begin their scripted actions. Its a little unsettling then, I cant imagine real life.
tomoyopop ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 07:24:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They were in the middle of being beamed up
michellegables ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:29:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/PRKEl.jpg
Dr_Insomnia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:35:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tralfamadorians...
cdigioia ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 10:20:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Pretty sure I can explain this.
Where did the car go? Down a hidden driveway. Why hidden? Because it was a driveway leading to most likely a marijuana farm or a meth trailer. Why were the passengers passed out/weird? Drugs. Not necessarily marijuana/meth either. Why did your flashlight "wake up" the driver? Either the lights...or the way you acted (a lot like a cop, actually - very confident, etc.)
Source: I grew up in possibly the marijuana capital of the US...where if there are unmarked driveways in the hills...you don't drive up them, not just to be polite, but to avoid semi (or full) automatic fire. Hidden driveways I'd heard of but - obviously never seen. My brother is now a cop/SWAT in that area, and has some familiarity with the "surprise" car-paths.
TLDR: OP hit some druggies right before turning into the hidden driveway to their druggie lab/field probably.
sdub86 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:38:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Humboldt?
dioxholster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
so thats how aliens abduct them! get them hooked and then probe them as these poor fuckers get high! oh man, someone call Sully, we need to re-open an investigation up in here.
headsniffer ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 08:34:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Creeped me out. Upvote for EMT honoring his duty. Thanks Mark.
markpelly ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:42:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're welcome.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 08:35:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Check to see if there had ever been any similar deaths in similar make of car on that stretch?
milambertheshiz ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 10:33:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was expecting the story to end with the 3 guys having been killed in their car by the tree that fell further down the road, but it didn't. I'm not sure if I'm disappointed or relieved...
[deleted] ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 11:24:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Assuming the story is true and not a straight up hallucination, it sounds like the driver just took the car off road with the lights off. You say you were driving home (so presumably it was late) and it was a storm day (so it would have been cloudy) it should have been dark. Also, Mercedes is a luxury brand so it might be expected to have made significantly less noise than a cherry-picker truck, so you might not have heard it pull away.
This might not seem plausible (you claim you only took your eyes off for 15 seconds) but your memory of how long it took to make the phone call, walk around your truck and notice the cherry picker might be slightly corrupted. Memory is unreliable, and the sequence might be a bit confused in your mind.
For an explanation of what you saw in the car, maybe everyone was on drugs - hence the sleeping passengers (heroin or meth, maybe) and the strange behaviour of the driver (meth or acid or something). So perhaps these guys drove out to a golf course at night to take some hardcore drugs in private. The driver takes ones that don't send him to sleep as he is responsible for getting them home. They get disturbed, the driver freaks out and stays completely motionless. When the guy freaking him out leaves, he starts the car and gets the hell out of there, off road into the dark. Or alternatively, maybe the driver had some other reason to be going down that road with two sleeping passengers, and the falling tree freaked him out (either it's presence in the road or maybe it nearly fell on him) and that's why he acted so oddly with you. Or perhaps he freaked out because they were doing something illegal or shameful when you showed up (and two of them were sleeping it off).
However, having the hazard lights on, but leaving when disturbed by an EMT, suggests the driver wasn't averse to attention, but didn't want attention from an official. So that hints at them doing something mildly illegal, like drunk driving, and kind of rules out anything too scary (like the passengers were really dead). Unless the driver was a serial killer who just sits in remote places with his hazards on at night and kills whoever comes up to his car and then arranges them like passengers.
snoozieboi ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 12:04:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try Scully...
*Mulder presents photos of tire tracks disappearing in thin air *
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:36:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Photos get stolen and burned by smoking man before Scully can see them
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:23 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I loved smoking man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:03 on April 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
at the very end of the episode, smoking man is seen entering a massive, darlky-lit warehouse. He goes to one of the innumerable boxes on one of the hugely tall shelves, opens the lid and pops the photos in.
He then calmly walks away, silhouetted by the light at the end of the row.
Klinky1984 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 11:57:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's much more likely that the cherry picker was in on the plot from the beginning. The reptilian overlords needed a place to shed their skin, what better place than a golf course at night? Except they didn't make it there in time so they had to pull off the road. When the EMT showed up they transformed into human form, but being half way through the shedding process, they're paralyzed. Given that this process is being monitored by the CIA from afar, they can't let a nosy EMT discover the biggest cover-up in the history of man. Cue the cherry picker which is driven by CIA operatives. They camouflage the car while the CIA initiates remote controls from afar & drives it off into the darkness. The reptiles were in town to discuss their weather control machines, which is why it was stormy that day.
Don't know why everyone is so blind to these facts.
PurpleSfinx ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:31:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Um. Anywhere?
TheStablesOnFire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All I needed to hear was "reptilian overlords". Upvote.
hamstock ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:35:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lol with you up until the last sentence, then got creeped out all over again.
The driver could have been asleep too. Lots of people do strange stuff in there sleep, I.E. sleepwalking, talking in their sleep, night paralysis. Its likely the driver was asleep as well and just sitting straight up. This is probably very likely if they happened to be on drugs.
goldfaber3012 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:20:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This post appears twice to me, almost like another glitch in the matrix. Whenever I up or downvote it, the corresponding clone about 20 posts below is simultaneously up or downvoted. At first I thought it was deja vu, now after scrolling back and forth a dozen times, I think it's reddits database fucking with me.
Whoa.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Up yours. No-one else has been as thorough at considering all the possibilities as me.
goldfaber3012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wat
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:59:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why thank you Captain Hindsight!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:35:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're confusing me with someone else, I'm Professor Logical Explanation. I guess you must be Lance Corporal Trite Comment.
theholyllama ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:37:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
General Lee Amused, reporting in
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:40:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I suppose at one time you must have been Private Lee Amused.
the_traveling_ent ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 08:01:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
had a vaguely similar experience myself. I was heading up to minneapolis to visit a friend, and just past roschester i notice a car half-way in the median. I figured must f just been a car with a dead battery. nope. There were no skid marks behind the car and the lights were off with no smoke coming from the tail pipe but there were two black guys hunched over in their seats like they both passed out unconsciously at the same time. Also, it didnt seem like anyone else cared or noticed them there, i still wonder if i actually witnessed that or not.
Dr_P3nda ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:49:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I drive that way frequently, I'll keep a look-out to see if this happens again.
MonkeyNacho ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:35:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Where the heck was this? I need to avoid the bad juju this place provides.
markofshame ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 08:15:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Santa Cruz, CA
s33k ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 08:31:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mystery Spot shenanigans, must be.
robbiet480 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:06 on January 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For sure has to be Mystery Spot
Grannytr0n ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 10:05:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This...same fucking occurance happened to me while I was with my friend. I just started shaking.
SkatingRay ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 11:57:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Details, please.
Mechanicapk ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:02:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, that's some fucked up shit dude
oph1uchus ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:23:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what, the fuck? i don't even know how to begin to try to explain this one. so the truck drove past, and you noticed the car was gone?
markofshame ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 07:38:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, called, turned around to talk. Turned back when I heard the truck coming down (blocked view), walked around truck, gone. Elapsed time... 15 seconds tops.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:13:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:20:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's easy, two explanations:
1. You are the driver of the truck, you accidentally killed 3 people while falling asleep and this is the story to cope with your sadness.
2. You are dead, same as people in the truck, but since you were good person, you got another chance in this world. Maybe you need to accomplish something.
PunishableOffence ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:52:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Directed by...
courageousrobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope.
mons_cretans ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:04:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Directed by Chuck Testa?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:31:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just a good ol' "Holy fuck" from me.
whizzie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:27:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aliens. Or time travel.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:36:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like the beginning of an x-files episode before the opening credits.
lolpanda ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:47:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the pickup moved the car with the dead bodies to a hidden location, then played dumb when you spoke to him
db0255 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:20:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Three men high as balls. Drive onto course after you left.
Kensei22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:27:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
after reading this i checked over my back... phew, no car
pururin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:52:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tracks? Tire marks?
markofshame ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:09:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Asphalt. No such luck. Walked up the road and saw the tree too. Either they drove off road (in a Mercedes) or they somehow got around the barricades (without me or the truck driver noticing).
markofshame ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 08:09:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or the Mercedes was a transformer.
dezmodez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:32:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Occam's Razor wins this one boys. Pack it up and go home.
WrightJustice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:05:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So what rap did you sing to the window?
FairlyGoodGuy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly the driver was on acid. He thought you were a Big Fuckin' T-Rex so he didn't move because, y'know, t-rexes can't see you if you don't move. As soon as you looked away he tore out of there with his passenger looking out the back window and yelling "Must. Go. Faster!" And that tree? They didn't go around it, they went through it.
zaph0d ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:36:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a [10] to me.
Bizlemon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:26:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you were seeing the image of an old accident...like an echo. Maybe they were haunting you! Maybe you were just sleep deprived? Either way, super creepy and awesome.
Kataq ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:05:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TIL that code 2 = no sirens/lights!
PhileasFuckingFogg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:38:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The flashing barricades triggered a seizure which included a hallucination. In you.
bigpoopa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:09:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's some heavy shit man
Whired ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:11:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I imagined this
blacxthroat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:22:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They were the ghosts of the people who had been killed by the giant tree.
Hypericales ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:35:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps it was him?
MalHeartsNutmeg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:43:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you catch the plates on the car? If so did they come back as belonging to the car you saw? Or was it just some straight up ghost car shit?
AnalBurns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:44:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They were just trying to get mew.
t_zidd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:51:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How did the driver look? Did you ever have to give his description in case cops treated it like a crime?
tjommee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:00:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You had the license number, right? Go find them!!!
Davomatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aliens
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:10:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, so there was a car parking with these 3 guys on the left side and from the other side came a truck said that "down across the road was an 80 foot tree and he didn't think it'd be open for a day"? Sorry, I'm not a native speaker and don't quite get it. Could you please rephrase the locations of the cars and barricades, trees etc? I'm confused!
markofshame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So It's a T intersection. I was travelling on Road A home (late) and at some point Road B bisects into Road A (forcing travelers to take a left or right on Road A). The car was maybe 20 feet past the barricades blocking Road B (I had to walk to get to them) parked on the side of the road. So from my perspective on road A. Barricades > Car > Tree.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ooooh I see, thank you very much! :)
Still a creepy story, though!:D
Izwe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:18:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to have a stab at explaining this.
The guys in the car were driving down the interstate when a wormhole (bear with me) intercepts their path and "transports" them to the side-road. The driver slams on the brakes and is literally scared stiff. The wormhole doesn't go far and then re-transports them back to the interstate, or somewhere else while you couldn't see them.
OK, wild I know, but there's plenty of science stuff we don't know about, and I don't think it sounds that unreasonable! :o)
Lots42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad this kind of thing was not just me. TL;DR: Women vanishes in wide open open flat area surrounding bus stop I wait at a lot.
elbrian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What did they look like?
xadet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's some Fringe shit right there
theynowhey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This made me hide under my blanket
Wish_I_had_a_KLZE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
man this is creeping me the fuck out and i'm visiting uncle syd and auntie lucy right now too so... fuck just gonna leave this place and go watch the matrix lol
XXLpeanuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
did you put an APB out on it?
freakindirt1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THEN WHERE WAS PHONE? Honestly, though, that's creepy as balls. I might have never stopped by another car again
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thought it was gonna end with the cop arriving and everyone in the Mercedes ended up acting normal like they were lost looking for directions. Anyway, pretty creepy.
ChewbaccasCousinDick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well there goes my sleep for the rest of forever.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is some fringe level shit
IthinktherforeIthink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you know, I'd have to say this may have been caused by your mind. Can you remember anything out of the ordinary happening in your life at the time? Very stressful events, new medications, extreme lack of sleep, etc.?
digitalcamo7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was there a woods or a ditch the car could have rolled into? I remember this video of a guy "loosing his car" at a gas station in a similar manner...
thedeejus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was Anton Chigurh.
Making_stuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one makes me think of those random times when you're walking around in GTA and you see people sitting in cars that are just accelerating into walls, with no logic or reason behind their programmed decision to drive into the walls of a building.
Of course, that's OK because it's a video game. This IRL would freak me the fuck out.
SpectralFurniture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Stuck in the middle with you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Driver was being electrocuted.
whats_reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Never look away
ragamufin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
jesus i got fucking chills man
skarface420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OooOo GHOST STORIES!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Traffic was lag-spawning. You get that sometimes when you have two or more passengers are also spawning in the same car. When it is finally done spawning, it will teleport to a proper location randomly choosen by the computer.
crlarkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a good storm one as well, nothing quite that creepy, just off and unsettling. I was driving between Nashville and Memphis on I-40, a helluva thunderstorm comes up and people are pulling off to the shoulder, exiting, etc, finally I drive out of the leading edge of the storm to sunshine and blue skies and then proceeded to drive along I-40, an extremely busy route between the two cities, without seeing another car going either way for about 30 minutes, that really freaked me out at the time.
filya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was obviously a time traveler taking a rest-break
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap man I have witness a patient coming into my hospital years ago with this same story. Apparently even a spinal tap didn't even flinch the guy. It was the creepiest patient I will ever know. And when his eyes looked directly in view. That stare.... It was like staring into emptiness. Gave me the strangest feeling. Reading your story makes me wonder if we from the same area...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All Mercedes vehicles come with lifetime breakdown service that's only a phone call away (this isn't a joke, their number is printed in the owner's manual, and sometimes on the underside of the sun visors).
They're like ninjas sometimes.
thisguy9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
he pulled something like this
shazam99301 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...aliens...
oh-my-god ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god.
emsharas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of Merc was it? Was it an older model?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you prob had a daydream when you saw the flashing barricades that you went up and saw this car that had people in it that looked like they needed help. It fits your profession (EMT), so your mind was predisposed to think "I need to help someone behind this flashing barricade" (flashing barricade signals your brain that there is a possibility of danger/someone needing help)
thrawnie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You sure it was a Mercedes and not a Buick? It would explain so much :(
/creepy as all hell by the way
Scrone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I saw this in my mind like that scene in insidious when the Dad walks into the house where everyone is frozen and dead still with those damn crazy smiles on their faces.
teaandviolets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:03 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well Santa Carla is the murder capital of the world you know!
Clockwork7Daemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:38 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Having been on that road...shudder
regazzadilupo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:00:14 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously you witnessed a Fringe event.
intisun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:43 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, it being in the fucking woods makes it all the more scary.
MetalMrHat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:15:50 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Zoom the map out slightly and what do you see but the army. I smell a conpiracy... Maybe.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:53 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
how can u sleep at night?
klsi832 ยท 962 points ยท Posted at 03:20:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
This happened to me in third grade, and it scared me so much I started crying and had to go to the office to talk to the principal about it. I was in the hallway for misbehaving, and my neighbor Tad (a year younger than me) came walking out of a class to my right, passed in front of me and headed down some stairs. We said "hi" to each other. About 20 seconds later, he walked out of the same class, passed in front of me, and headed down the stairs. I just stared at him, confused and afraid, and he looked back like "why the f are you looking at me like that". I never realized how much it was like Matrix deja vu.
EDIT: I thought of a second example of this, and as long as this thread is so popular, I may as well share it. A few years after this incident, my sister and I were hanging in the living room, watching TV. We both saw our mom walk through the other room, and through the adjacent hall. Maybe 20 mins later, she came in from the backyard. My sister and I looked at each other confused, and asked her how she got back outside. She didn't know what we were talking about, she had been outside for hours. No one else was home, of course.
[deleted] ยท 828 points ยท Posted at 07:39:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Second Tad sounds like kind of a dick. You should stick with Tad Prime.
pseudocaveman ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:06:46 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One might even say he's a Tad bit of a dick.
I_Regret_This_Post ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:36:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, evidently I'm not the only one who's seen Primer, and the lengthy explanation of that movie.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:53:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Laughing so hard at this.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:16:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could give you a million billion upboats for this. My exact thoughts, but worded way better than I could have written them. Lulz were had.
r0b0torg ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 15:41:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Winning!!!
AgeMarkus ยท 511 points ยท Posted at 08:00:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, that reminds of something I did in first grade!
I was walking around school, because I was really bored, when I passed some guy and said hi.
After I passed him I rounded a corner, and ran as fast as I could around the building, and passed him again. Then I said hi, again.
The look on his face was amazing.
blahbah ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 14:23:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
*PANT\* *PANT* Hi!
Not impressed...
tehjocker ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:15:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh man i can't stop laughing at this
thedudebythething ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 13:53:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tad???
Exaskryz ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:31:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, he isn't. Tad was a year younger than klsi832, and klsi was in third grade. This year difference strongly implies that Tad was in the second grade. AgeMarkus stated that he was in the first grade.
itsjareds ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 14:01:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My identical twin brother and I do this all the time to freak people out.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:32:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seems a bit pointless for you to run around the buildings to achieve the deja vu..?
KingofCraigland ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:35:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you kidding!? A potentially endless stream itsjareds rounding the corner and saying "hi" would freak the kids out even more.
itsjareds ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:55:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something we have done is go to a Pizza Hut, order a pizza, then proceed to walk in one direction to the bathroom. The other twin walks in and order an identical pizza.
WarmTaffy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:48:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tad?
AgeMarkus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:04:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no, this is going to be my "Warlizard" thing, isn't it?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:07:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
is your name tad?
xxcanuckxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I love this stuff!
hostolis ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 11:28:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now kiss!
sarcastic_response ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 06:38:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
To this day you still haven't figured out he has a twin brother.
klsi832 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 07:01:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The real transported man!
fluffysquidsy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:52:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I love you
Ameliorat3 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:45:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Prestige...
Ishima ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 03:53:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I feel for you, reading these stories is actually creeping me out enough to get misty.
Felicis ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:56:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same exact thing is happening to me. I'm tearing up out of how creepy these stories are. Not particularly sad, just plain old creepy.
natnupf712 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:03:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not tearing up, but am getting very creeped out by a lot of these stories, and as I was reading your comment my door just opened up by itself and scared the shit out of me.
ErikNavkire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:05:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am tearing up about you guys' comments
deltaeta395 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:41:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That happened to my brother.
I was taking a nap upstairs when I heard him yell "Hey, deltaeta395, what are you doing?" I go downstairs where I meet him, his face in a state of terror. "What?" At that point, the bathroom door at the end of the hall downstairs closed, and hard. We were the only 2 home.
He said he saw me walk by him while he was in the kitchen and gave him a creepy smile. He then asked what I was doing, and I kept walking. That's when he heard me ask, "What?" and turned around to see me at the bottom of the stairs. Bathroom door closes next.
AriesRising19 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, just wow. This really messed with my head just reading it. I can't imagine what your brother felt.
deltaeta395 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:08:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He never was the type to get scared easy. Even as kids. He was 15 at the time, I was 11. He refused to use the downstairs bathroom for a while after that.
lacienega ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:55 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you both take a look into the bathroom after the door slammed?
deltaeta395 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:19:20 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I did. Light was on. We never left lights on due to my dad always freaking over it. (Coal mining family with low income) I guess it would be nice to say we went to a house a 1/4 mile away that was said to be haunted and in the family. If need be, I'll post the full story on r/nosleep
Sati1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:51 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Coal mining family"
Tungsten-carbide drill?
dongleberries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:13 on January 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wow i can't believe only 10 ptz. totally gave me the creeps
deltaeta395 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:40 on January 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Meh, no big deal. It was creepy as shit to me and my brother. I just wish I could have actually seen myself opposed to just the door closing/slamming.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 07:04:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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BreeBree214 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 08:56:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Little did you know, your parents ran into somebody who looked exactly like your mom. Your dad was always interested in a threesome with twins, and this woman and your mom were both interested this weird fantasy of his. They got matching outfits too. Also, they decided to walk to the bedroom separately, so you wouldn't realize there was another person in the house if you saw. They also thought you would probably just assume you didn't see her walk out
marquizzo ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 09:54:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is really creepy. My dad loves to tell this story:
My dad and his brother (Gus) were sitting in the living room, listening to old records. My dad's sister-in-law (Diana) was in her son's room, lying in bed with her toddler son, waiting for him to fall asleep. At around 3am, Diana saw Gus come into the room, and lay down on the floor, right next to the bed. She assumed it was because there was no more room for him to fit in the bed. She asked "Why don't we both go to bed?" but nobody answered. When she turned on the lights, there was nobody on the floor. She panicked, and ran out of the room with her son, to find my dad and Gus both sleeping on the couches in the living room. She refused to go back into that room for weeks.
My uncle's house always had strange things going on in it. I don't know what it was, but they ended up selling it, because it always gave them a bad feeling.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't help that the doppleganger Gus came at the witching hour.
Kaose42 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:03:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa.
TalkingBackAgain ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:41:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was there a phone ringing at that time?
marquizzo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 09:42:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your story is a lot like a Matrix fanfiction named Goliath. It was about a man who's riding the subway, and reaches a certain station. The passengers get off, then the train starts moving, and everything goes very silent. When it starts moving again, the train reaches the same station, and the same passengers get off again. Then the train moves again, reaches the station again, and once again, the passengers get off. A little girl sitting next to him hands him a note, asking "Are we dead?" But he doesn't know. You should give it a shot if you liked The Matrix. It's a nice spinoff from the original. Link. Sorry about the quality of the site... it was probably written in 1999.
ianmckaye ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:01:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Great story. Thanx for the link. But Neil Gaiman fanfiction? I think not.
marquizzo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:27:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Glad you liked it.
What do you mean "I think not"? Does he not write fanfictions? (I don't really know who Neil Gaiman is, outside of Goliath.)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:46:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He wrote the screenplay for Stardust and he wrote the wonderful Sandman graphic novels(highly recommended you look into that).
ianmckaye ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:12:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you liked this story you should check out the stuff he's done.
Start here! and continue here! A lifetime of reading material. And great stuff as well.
rekon7 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:31:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is what I call a time overlap or backshift. As quantum physiscists suggest, and correctly so, time is fluid and ebbs and flows at different speeds. There are many dimentional factors to why these disturbances occur. They happen alot more than you may think but the concious mind usually only records one event... We occasionally have lucid moments of awareness where we actually see these things as they occur. Like the OPs egg, it was the exact same egg as he had just peeled.. but because he was the observer of the egg he was peeling, he brought that egg with him, while the egg container backshifted to before he had taken that egg from the container.
Interestingly enough i have had this occur before. About 2 years ago i was at the range with my pistol. I loaded 16 rounds into the mag and fired 18 shots. 18holes in my target. However only 16 were removed from the box of ammo. A week later i went back to the range, unrapped another box and found two rounds missing from that box I JUST OPENED. i said to myself. Well that explains that. And moved on.
I love this world and all its insanity
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:28:48 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THIS. A few months ago i was in the kitchen eating breakfast and I heard my little sister come down the stairs, i leave the kitchen and see her walking downstairs so I go over to her and hug her, but she sees grumpy. there was something off, here eyes were dead, they just stared blankly into your soul, then she walked into the living room. I just figured she had a bad nights sleep and went on the computer. A few minutes later I go upstairs to tell my mom that my little sister is in a bad mood today, my mom says "what are you talking about? She's still asleep...she hasnt woken up yet, I would have seen her pass me" sure enough my little sister is asleep in her bed. I wake her up and she completely denies ever waking up beforehand, and my mom never saw her, and i never saw her walk back upstairs.
nickmcclendon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:21:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There, there, it's okay. No one deserves to be named Tad.
Helzibah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:05:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It just confused me because Tad is Welsh for Dad...
erasethenoise ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:57:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A simple time loop. The real mystery is how were you unaffected?
joper90 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:12:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me.. once I came into class (and the teacher locked us in ,I then made sure he noticed me).. I then climbed out the window, along the side of the building (1st floor) in thru the next classroom window, then knocked on the door again to be let in.. He was then all confused and messed up for a good week. yeah..
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:43:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You get locked into your classrooms?!
WaWasup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:38:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
maybe it was his twin brother
klsi832 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:02:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But seriously, he lived two houses down from me and had only one, much younger, much different looking brother.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:12:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think your friend became a pornstar.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:28:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of the twins prank from that Quebec pranking TV show.
drumbum8000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:43:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what is the title of that?
GNARBEQUE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:08:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just for laughs gags.
hydronium99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:22:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he scaled the wall just the fuck with your head
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:03:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
was his name Agent Tad Smith by any chance?
ptera-work ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:32:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tad was foul-mouthed for a 7 year old.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:35:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:59:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I read misbehaving as masturbating...and your neighbour came walking out of a class.
Sati1984 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:20:05 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This "time shift" glitch happened to me too. In seventh grade elementary school, the school had "guards" on the hallway who were seventh and eighth graders on duty sitting post and writing down who goes where during class. I enjoyed these days, since it meant I didn't have to participate in class.
So I'm sitting one day, and see a third or fourth grader kid coming from a classroom to my left, going to the bathroom to my right. I ask his name, and write down the time. After maybe 30 seconds, the very same kid goes to the very same bathroom. I literally couldn't bretathe for 10-20 seconds. I didn't ask his name, since I had already written his name down...
The kid only went back to the classroom once.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:32:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
MOTHER OF FUCK!
Ekanselttar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:39:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ask if he can put in a good word for you to get a time-turner, too.
Lots42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is making me reconsider things...basically as a kid I woke up and saw my friend sitting at the foot of the bed. So I um, kicked him and he faded away
patmcrotch42069 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time I crossed a bridge while I was on acid and crossed the same bridge three more times on my way home. There is only one bridge on the way home. I thought I was dead and in some sort of purgatory loop until I could work out all of my emotional baggage. After a while I saw the street lights ahead but I still can't explain the rest. I mean, acid is the obvious explanation but I wasn't and don't ever trip that hard.
SPacific ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of something that happened to me about 15 years ago. I was living with two roommates, in our early 20's at the time. They were both on our front porch, having a couple beers, and I was inside on the computer. Our front door was open and I could see them in my peripheral vision. One of my roommates came inside, walked behind me, rounded the corner and I heard the bathroom door close and the fan come on, which it automatically did when the light was turned on. A few minutes later the fan went off, but I never heard the door open. I thought this was odd, so I went to check and the bathroom door was closed, and there was no light on. I opened the door, and turned on the light, but there was no one in there. I went out to the porch and both my roommates were still sitting there drinking beer. I asked my roommate if he had used the bathroom and they both swore he never left the porch.
syxxness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A friend of mine would do this to a teacher. He would ask to go to the bathroom. Then procede to walk outside and climb back in the windows while the teacher wasn't looking. Then ask to go to the bathroom again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant
twilliamc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
G E T
B O Y
T A D
shutyourgob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your brain probably misfired and you experienced a 'false memory' that he had walked past you before, that's the only thing I can think of.
sryguys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:41 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of a scene from a movie that I can't seem to remember the name of. It was one of those specials on VH1 about the scariest movies of all time. The movie was in black and white and there was a woman sitting on a couch with one door on each side. These white, naked figures walked through one door over to the other as the woman was sitting there. Anyone know this movie by chance?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:48 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Youuuuu seeeeee the fuuuutuuuuureeee
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:36 on January 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
are you sure your neighbor and mom weren't yeerks?
klsi832 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:48 on January 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had to Google that. I guess it's a possibility.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:07 on January 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
now i feel old. and weird. :( when i was younger, i was convinced my mom had a yeerk in her head. i'd watch her walk into the kitchen, then a while later come out of the hallway and walk into the kitchen, never having left it. in hindsight, i was probably distracted by tv or something, and the whole series seems silly now, but that didn't stop me from trying to turn into my cat.
reddell ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:02:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He had a twin.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:02:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was probably just another kid who looked like Tad who you said "hi" to without really looking. He said "hi" back to be friendly. Third grade is pretty young, kids that age have a lot going on and can get confused.
wehavefoundthedevil ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:43:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tad had a twin brother dumbass.
Parrot-Tamer ยท 1460 points ยท Posted at 03:57:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
At 12 years of age my mom let me stay in the truck as she went grocery shopping. As I wait I see an old Guy walking towards the truck with an indescribable look at me as if I know too much. he stops 5 feet from the truck looks at me for a coupple seconds and heads back the exact way he came. it was rather traumatic for some reason andvery confusing at that age. 5-6 years later my dad was showing me home videos of us at Yellowstone. at old faithful I noticed the same Guy,same look, same clothes peering at us on camera and at me through the TV. I'm freaked out just telling this.
edit: I didn't expect this story to be such a hit. A few more details: the Yellowstone video was from when I was very young. I'm thinking 1 or 2 years of age. I was in an awesome baby pack on my dads back. Also I will try my hardest to find the video. I don't see my parents often and if I do I don't think either of them will know where our home videos are. divorce can be a messy and destructive thing. if I do find it I will definitely post the video and message you all.
josechung ยท 958 points ยท Posted at 07:18:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's you from the future.
Chronophilia ยท 832 points ยท Posted at 12:27:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every single story in this thread can be explained by time travel. Only possible conclusion: our future selves are all dicks.
[deleted] ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 13:11:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shocking revelation! Everyone who gets addicted to reddit turns into a time traveling dickface. Its in the TOS bro.
denethor101 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:01:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Time travel. Just one of the many great lengths we will go to for karma.
JuanPubes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Someone probably made a post, that made the front page, suggesting we travel back in time and troll ourselves.
DarxusC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:17 on June 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This was covered in Drawn Together, when Captain Hero accidentally made contact with his younger self.
TwitchyWombat ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:18:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best conclusion there is. Also almost made me spit coffee on my keyboard.
thedudebythething ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 13:39:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
somewhere about 50 years down the road, we are all laughing our assess off at how current us are huge pussies....
Amanfromthefuture ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:58:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
True.
youngminii ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:03:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It already happened so we have to do it again in order to not break the timeline, preventing a complete and total breakdown of the world as we know it.
We're not dicks, we're saving the world.
ProbablyTerrible ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:46:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dicks by necessity.
Betillo555 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:39:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can see a bunch of threads in the future titled: "I just scared the crap out of my younger self AMA".
ipown11 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:17:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
gasp SOPA passed!
IamaHunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:59 on January 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
now see I heard it didn't...so which of us is from a different dimension...oO
triaspia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:58:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or, they knew these things happened, so when time travel was invented they looked back, saw there really was no-one else there so they caused the event to keep the space time continumm from exploding
Future selves arent dicks, future you just saved your past, present and future with a hard boiled egg
itswinkinatyou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:53:51 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes I think you are on the right track here. A hiccup in space and time that's all. There's no such thing as perfect and that includes the the sparse nothingness between this reality and the next. Sorry you had to see that. Maybe pretend you didn't? Just a glitch where the time path of the two eggs and their two realities touched. You saw both. Find an explanation that you're comfortable with.
hand_me_a_shovel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:02:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe we're the dicks and have fucked things up so badly they are righteously angry with .. us.. them.. themselves... aw, fuck it
BScatterplot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We get the ideas from this thread, then go back and mess with ourselves, thus generating this very thread.
you_dont_no_me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If I could time travel, all I would ever do is troll the shit out of myself. Fucking giving myself good advice about saving money and investments, I'm gonna make myself a nervous wreck.
Teephphah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've been told that I'm kind of a dick now, so I guess it stands to reason that I would be in the future too (if it ain't broke, don't fix it, amiright?). So I suppose the story checks out.
Now all that's missing is a flux capacitor and a Mr. Fusion for my DeLorean.
AgentxLeavening ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Future trolling sounds so fun.
usernamealert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Chronotroll
lexypher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Makes sense. You're a dick now..
WolfInTheField ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Future old people are wizards.
Also pretty dickish, if you think about it.
GreyouTT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd rather not evolve into a giant walking penis.
Steel40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You would be a dick too if you witnesses the apocalypse.
theghostofme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, this means that time travel will be invented, and we're just fucking with ourselves.
Chronophilia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps literally.
LaceyLaPlante ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be a total cunt to my past self, it would be funny for future-me.
BrainSlurper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:54 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Gordon freeman can testify.
Mister9Incher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:12 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, actually. Our future selves just remember reading this, therefore we HAVE to do this otherwise it will rip apart time and space.
cbfw86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:13 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And it's all because of this tread.
chedderslam ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 12:36:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Worse, those of us that have NOT had these experiences didn't make it to the time travel age.
StckMn2 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:49:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or... The singularity happened and the ones that "didn't make it to the time travel age" are merely cyborgs now or a consciousness inside a machine and have no need to go back in time to troll themselves because they will live forever.
fluffysquidsy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:53:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to die soon...
Either that or I'm a ggfg (good guy future greg)
chedderslam ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:24:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
scum bag future steve
3lbFlax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Worse, that would imply you can only travel back in time. Slaves to nostalgia, and possibly the Romans.
kojef ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 12:29:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
when i was 5 or 6 i had a similar experience in a grocery store. locked eyes with an old man, held each others gaze for a long while. he had the same moles that i do on my upper lip and chin, i remember being so excited that we had the same markings. wasn't until a few years later that the time-traveler theory smacked me upside the head and shocked the hell out of me.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:20:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or a child molester...from the future..
ras344 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:13:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he went back in time to molest his younger self.
appleflaxen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:53:02 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like this
Amanfromthefuture ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:55:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can confirm this.
portablebiscuit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:05:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude. When I was little I thought every old man was me from the future come back to warn me about something!
atomic_cheese ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I AM YOU FROM THE FUTURE, AND THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN.
like9mexicans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Future self and me!
Neuromancer4242 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant.
frissonFry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah and future you can only stay alive by injecting himself with a freezing serum, otherwise he'll burn up. It's some weird quirk cause by the time travel. What you really need to know is that your future self is here to kill your present self to prevent you from discovering the fundamentals of time travel later in your present life. Your discovery will destroy the future world.
tonyk2003 ยท 143 points ยท Posted at 04:39:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That actually gave me chills.
Parrot-Tamer ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 04:58:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fuck, me too. Ive try to keep this out of my memory because it fucks with my perception of reality. I've watched the home video two or three times since then, studying that old dude and each time its as if he's looking through my home video
Kutzie ยท 145 points ยท Posted at 05:47:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Need I say; share video?
Parrot-Tamer ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 06:09:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I will try. its been years since I've watched the video and since then it may have been lost due to my parents divorce and etc. etc. I will ask my parents if I see them again. I would definitely like to watch it again now that I'm older.
dinosaurchestra ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 06:35:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The internet needs this.
Brewer730 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 07:06:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
IF you see them again?
Parrot-Tamer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:08:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
haha.
NeverStopPosting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:33:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Parrot tamer is an anagram for I killed my parents - mind blown
KaptainKrunch ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 06:49:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you could get all the r/nosleep karma.
go there during the daytime though.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:13:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nosleep doesn't like videos, they prefer just the stories
grayshine ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:52:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not a mod or anything there, but we're generally cool with pics/vids as supplement to a story, but not as standalone.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:54:20 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
These kinds of videos are always lost somewhere in some house.
Progman3K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:18 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh do it! We might find out that it's the same time-traveling old man IrishPub encountered!
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/oeo0h/reddit_tell_me_your_glitch_in_the_matrix_stories/c3grd7y
Parrot-Tamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:53 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What is this?
whatthenig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:16:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could you please send me a message, or reply to this post once you upload the video?
Thanks
vanpog ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 06:46:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We'll patiently wait for that video
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 07:10:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Get comfy, it'll be awhile
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 06:07:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Livestream that bitch so we can all shit ourselves together.
Scherzkeks ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 06:10:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, video brown noise. That's a good idea. ಠ_ಠ
pururin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:41:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Consumer speakers can't reproduce those frequencies.
Pazians ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 07:31:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lol maybe he just followed you for a long time and said to himself ''lawl ima fuck up this kids life real good''
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And now I know what I'm gonna do with my life.
Pazians ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i'm doing it as we speak FAP FAP FAP FAP
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:27:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what happened first, yellowstone or the parking lot?
Music_Ian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:45:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bet we could find him and help shed light on the issue.
IFeelOstrichSized ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:20:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
You should seriously consider that it might be a false memory. It's quite possible that you saw that family video, and/or saw the guy in real life when you were on vacation, and then mixed that memory with one of being at the grocery store. You could've even had a dream where you were at the grocery store with your mother and saw that guy doing the same thing. It's easy to remember a dream you had as a child as a real memory. For years I had the memory that, at the age of 5, I got in a fight with my mom and ended up getting in her car and driving around the block. It wasn't until much later that I realized a 5 year old couldn't even reach the damn pedals. Even as late in life as 12 it's still possible to mistake dreams for memories or mix up stories in one's head as time passes.
Anyway, I can't say I know that this is the explanation, but it's certainly the simplest, most realistic one I can think of. Stuff like this happens to everyone, and hopefully considering this will make you feel less disturbed.
PenisChrist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:11:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
YES - Puleeeeeeeze give us at least some screen caps of this.
elemming ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:19:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ghost or time traveler or other? Hmmm.
secretaryaqua ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:37:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S THE DOCTOR.
Va1entine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ahh again all these stories are giving me goosebumps
anthonyisgood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:33:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same. o_O
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 08:50:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what if he recognized you and wanted to ask you about it but then thought twice because it would be weird to be like "hey kid, I saw you at yellowstone once, you really stuck out"....like, who wants to be known as the guy who became a convicted ''child molester'' because they just wanted to see if they had seen a kid at yellowstone before?
pocketpoetry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:13:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's possible. crazy fucking memory if it was 6 years before that.
I_Drink_Piss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:16:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We got a hot kid here!
stealthshadow ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 06:19:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would like your express permission to use this exact idea for a novel. I know I don't need to ask you but I feel that considering the circumstance and community, I feel as though I should.
Fealiks ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:44:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Let us know how it goes. /r/glitch_in_the_matrix
Lsky72 ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 05:25:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He's probably outside your kitchen window right now.
Naaahhhh just kidding, probably your bedroom ;D
edit: I'm an ass, I know.
fp7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A girl I knew in middle school was talking to one of her friends on the phone one night. Since she was home alone her friend kept trying to freak her out saying there was a man looking in her window and stuff. The friend started getting really insistent, saying Oh my god he's looking in your living room window RIGHT NOW!
She went in the other room because it was getting to her and sure as shit there was someone outside peeking in the window. It turned out just to be the weird neighbor kid, but it scared the shit out of her. They lived miles apart and this was before cell phones, so it was all just a strange coincidence.
justthisshit ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:42:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some old man thinks you're his fated soul mate.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 05:52:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, he does some epic deed in this life, and the old guy is a historian from the future studying the legend in person.
East_Clintwood ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 05:48:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Parrot-Tamer is Renesmee and the old man is Jacob.
like dis if u crey evry tiem <3
jrriddle ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:23:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If I could downvote this more, I would. Fuck you.
East_Clintwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it was a joke, bro.
jrriddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:00:11 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh. I apologize, man. I took it seriously. I took back my downvote and have given you an upvote instead. Can you accept my apology?
allenizabeth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:14:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like the old dude from family guy
Fealiks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:43:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like in that movie with Penelope Cruz.
AliasHandler ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:35:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That one right there put tears in my eyes. Fuck, that's frightening.
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's exactly it. Only very rarely do I get that exact kind of fear-chills where I actually get tears in my eyes for some reason, but this one did it.
Fealiks ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:43:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In about 20/30 years, you're going to see a truck with a 12 year old boy in it that looks just like you did when you were 12. You'll walk up to get a better look, and swear that it's you as a 12 year old. You'll stare for a minute, get freaked the fuck out, and turn back.
Then, you'll revisit Yellowstone, and you'll see a family about 20 feet away that you'll swear looks just like your family did when you were 12. They're even using what looks like a retro camera. You'll stare for a minute, get freaked the fuck out, and turn back.
Romney-Paul_2012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just got people bumps!
(I'm a goose.)
knows_more_than_some ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:47:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That was your real dad.... His courage faltered at the last second...
nathan98000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:50:09 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Here's a possible solution:
He walked toward your car so that he could look at himself in the reflection of the window. He didn't notice that you were in the car at the time. This traumatic experience has evidently affected deeply, so perhaps when watching a video of you in Yellowstone, you project his identity on to a man with familiar physical features.
Parrot-Tamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:01 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you are so smart.
nathan98000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:07 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. Thanks! I wasn't sure you'd notice this since you literally have over 100 replies. I just wanted to possibly provide a catharsis to this creepy story. Cheers!
PavelDatsyuk ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:17:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NOPE.
BreeBree214 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:20:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
OH GOD THIS IS REALLY CREEPY. I practically jumped.
My explanation is that this man was a pedophile planning to abduct you. Maybe he followed you on vacation and was going to kidnap you while you were alone, then rape and murder you.
YOU ARE VERY LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.
Edit: you should look through more pictures and videos of you as a kid. Maybe he was following you for a long time.
gfixler ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:38:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I almost want to pick some random family on a vacation somewhere to casually follow around, getting into all their pics and home videos. I'm not even sure if I should be looking at the camera in every picture or just casually "in" each one somehow, like in the background eating, or sitting on a bench looking off to the left. They'd get home and invite friends over to look at their pics, and a few pictures in someone would remark "Hey, that guy keeps showing up." Then they'd slowly realize to their horror that I was in every single photo they took for a whole week.
BreeBree214 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:35:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think I remember reading on the internet about some guy who stands around in the background in people's vacation photos. like as a hobby. There's like hundreds of photos of this guy
gfixler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you're thinking of this guy?
BreeBree214 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:14:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, not that guy. But I remember him too. Maybe I'm thinking of a hypothetical thing somebody wanted to do.
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
5 - 6 YEARS later?!
BreeBree214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
5-6 years later is when they watched the home movies, not when they were filmed
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, I see. I wanna know how far apart the two events are now.
Cry_Havok ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:36:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ever seen insidious? ha jk that movie was funny
angeliswastaken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:47:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Its you from the future, checking in on yourself and trying to be inconspicuous. You failed.
camelCasing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:22:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Look in your mirror.
rILEYcAPSlOCK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:25:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Open and close your medicine cabinet.
pblokhout ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:38:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What's the difference between a guy and a Guy? Is he from France?
Dovahkingsley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:39:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like the guys from Fringe, The Observers I think they were called
IrishPub ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:38:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reading this gave me serious chills. I had the exact same experience when I was that age. My mom went into the grocery store and left me in the car. Minutes after she entered the store, I see this old man walking towards my car. I didn't see where he came from, but he just walked straight over to my car, and stared at me through the window, expressionless. He tapped on the window a few times and tried to open the door, but I shook my head no. He stopped immediately and just turned around and left the way he came. After he was several feet away, the car door opens and my mom gets in, I look back and the old guy is gone. There was nobody else in the parking lot at the time, and I never told my mom about this. Strange thing though, is that I swear I saw the same guy looking at me when I was on vacation in Arizona just a few years later, but that is a whole other weird glitch thing having to do with having a dream and then it coming true. Maybe I'll write that one up a bit later.
Progman3K ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:51:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you came very close to being abducted.
IrishPub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:24 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that's even scarier to think about. I'm lucky in any case though.
Progman3K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:49 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be curious to know if both you and Parrot-Tamer encountered the same man.
There is a lot we don't know about intuition.
Maybe you both really came within inches of being abducted by the same serial-child-abducter. If you still have that video, you should upload it to Youtube and tag the old man in it, maybe someone can identify him...
Then again, I have a lot of imagination...
IrishPub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:35 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It is possible, but it is also possible that there are just a lot of weird old men out in the world, as I'm sure there are. I remember exactly what this man looked like too, so to see a video would clarify for me if it were in fact him or not. Being kidnapped, in my opinion, would have been way worse than if it were some supernatural or metaphysical thing going on.
Progman3K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:11 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It might be a simple, currently-not-understood physical process (pheromones?), no need to resort to anything mystical.
It's probably ancient, inherited from our ancestors, who were successful in recognizing predators and evading them.
IrishPub ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:53:33 on January 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's a good enough explanation as any.
Whired ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:27:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's getting very NoSleep in here
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:44:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Somewhere on this thread there should be a guy that keeps seeing the SAME KID everywhere he goes.
rawrr69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:35:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're adopted, he is your actual dad, he's broke, and just wanted to see you but didn't find the strength to say HI and tell you the truth!
i-am-the-walrus789 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:03:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ I got fear tears
TheKoreander ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:33:27 on March 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you have found it by now, I would be highly curious in seeing this!
dnlslm9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:30:28 on March 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wheres the video
allenizabeth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:13:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
GOD WHAT THE FUCK
DRxCarbine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shitballs mom
mebsy101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK. OFF.
erasethenoise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's you from the future revisiting past memories. You or we as a society perfect time travel! Huzzah!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:06:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know too much.
xibbie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh. Fuck. You had no comments so I'm just writing to say that your story has freaked me out enough to not want to read any more stories. Thanks
ShinCoal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:37:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the 5th or so story I'm reading in this thread. I'm 24 and should man the fuck up, but for some reason, reading this stories and being alone in my home on the moment scares the shit fuck out of me :/
cfcsvanberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's one of your time-travelling descendants. Next time ask them for a winning lottery number. No need to thank me, just split the winnings with me.
DRo_OpY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that shit, I'm going to work! Reddit is creeping me the fuck out!
kateastrophic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:37:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am freaked out reading it. Especially since it feels vaguely familiar. When you were in the parking lot, he didn't come from near an old Rv, did he?
mokesboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:17:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"What the efff?!?! You're a demon, David Blaine!"
zickeli7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
sSSSSOOOOONNNNNNNNnnnn!
ok_you_win ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Which event happened first?
reddell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:59:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't be surprised if this was a false memory, or at least your memory of his appearance seems like it could be easily misremembered.
ZoMgPwNaGe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can't fool me Mr. Freeman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine the story from his point of view. First of all this strange family start filming him while he's walking around Yellowstone. Then, they start following him around while he's grocery shopping. No wonder he looked at you strangely.
Timmocore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was BOB.
itsjareds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he was looking at himself in the reflection in your car and didn't know he was scaring the fuck out of a kid inside.
Tannerlicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Chills. Chills all over.
minute_made ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is your real name by any chance Peter Bishop?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As long as the guy stares straight at the camera lens he will appear to be looking "though the TV". Just how it works.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
sorry, i downvoted this in hopes to get that image out of my head
zxzCLOCKWORKzxz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wow.
thedeejus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You HAVE to upload the video. We won't take no for an answer.
tonyiommi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is legit scary. It's 10 AM here in NY. Bright and sunny, and I'm scared.
Glass_Leg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
G-Man?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You realize he was like, omfg its the same fucking kid. I'm being haunted!
meecham123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You from the future
Dr_McCrispy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And his name.... was DEATH
anonymau5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
An Observer?
Siborg18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The scary potential reality is even more terrifying, perhaps he was watching you waiting for his chance to sell you into sex slavery, because you know everyone is a peado now...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
he's watching your right now. look behind you...
kyzf42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Get that video, make a screenshot of the guy, and post it here and also in its own thread. Someone might recognize him.
LeBateleur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same Guy Greg !
nivvy19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
K this one freaked me out. So couldnt your dad tell you who it was?
paremiamoutza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This was actually your real father, trying to sum up the courage to come and meet you for the first time.
Thinkjump13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:05 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
when was the video of you at yellowstone? did they happen in the same year?
thenoogler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:30 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ever stop and think: I have a stalker? Old retirees have enough money and time to scar a kid for life by stalking them cross-country. I wouldn't put it past them.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:47 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was he bald? If so, he may have been an Observer.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:48:20 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fuck this story. FUCK THIS STORY! this shit gives me nightmares!
everyothernametaken1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:42:24 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure how old you are and this is a little off topic but... I am 26 now and I remember being left in the van while mom [did whatever] ALOT. And I think my mom was great. Now you hear about it like its sadistic child abuse. anyway carry on.
Parrot-Tamer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:05 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 24 and I was left in the truck all the time. once when I was smaller I accidentally honked at a lady who proceeded to scold me through the drivers side window. almost as scary as my first story.
everyothernametaken1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:45 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ha, we got yelled at for listening to bad music once by some random old lady. Good times.
Edit: Ha I just realized that, radio was on, we always had the keys too.
WeAreTheArchers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:11 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I started reading this, thinking I was about to go to bed in a minute. What an idiot -.-
trewdat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:10 on January 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
find video
ptera-work ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:27:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is a memory glitch. It wasn't the same guy, your brain just mashed them together. Your memory of the guy you saw when you were younger was erased/overwritten.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:58:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's your real dad.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:41:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
its G-Man!
Edit: for those who havent played Half-Life
http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/G-man
[deleted] ยท 206 points ยท Posted at 03:26:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At a friends place back in 2008.
When we were all teenagers, we had a cool shed at a friends that we'd hang out in every weekend. It had 4 sets of bunk beds, tables, a fireplace, TV, fridge etc. the whole lot!
One night we were all hanging out in there when I decided I needed a piss. I walked out the front door of the shed and started to walk to the right when I stopped.
Now let me explain the layout here. As you walk out of the shed, his house is to the left and to the right is where we all parked our cars - further out you're left with empty fields and trees.
It was dark by now, the lights from the house illuminating the space between the house and our cars, but trailing off just past them. As I took a step to the right (intending to go behind the cars to relieve myself), I saw my friends older brother standing there.
I watched him for a good 5-10 seconds as he stood there, facing into the darkness. He then proceeded to walk behind a couple trees and a car before he disappeared.
Confused, I walked back into the shed and asked my friend what his brother was doing by the cars. The conversation went as follows:
Me: "Hey man, what's your brother doing by the cars?"
Him: "What do you mean?"
Me: "He just walked off behind the cars."
Brother: "I'm right here."
I looked over and there his brother was, sitting down on one of the chairs with a drink. He was wearing the exact same clothes as I saw him in and the only way to get into the shed was through the door that I was standing in the way of.
To this day, I've no idea how it all happened. I'm guessing I was just seeing things, but the fact that I watched him walk around for a good 10 seconds has always puzzled me. I've never had anything else like that happen.
Manae ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 07:12:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have had almost the exact same experience. When I was younger, we had a gigantic Brittany Spaniel. Ruffy was a pretty wild dog and a horrible chewer, so he spent most of the warm months outside on a lead at the top of the yard (house on the side of the mountain). My brother and I were responsible for bringing him fresh food and water daily, and we often made the chore a race as brothers are aught to do. One particular day, I was taking his water up, which was always the slower job to do. As I was pouring it into the emptied bowl, I looked down the yard to see my brother bringing the food up the walk. I taunted him that I was going to beat him back down to the house, and continued to watch him walk up until he drifted a bit to the right after stepping off the end of the walk and disappeared behind the giant bush beside Ruffy's run. I stayed there petting the dog, tossing occasional glances to the left to see if he came around the hard way, but watching for him to come around into view to get some extra gloating in. After about ten minutes, I gave up, confused, and went back down to the house. My brother was in the kitchen talking with my mom, and both gave me confused looks when I asked how and why he had managed to get all the way back down to the house without me seeing him. He hadn't gone outside yet.
Snarfsnorf ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:02:36 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. This is eerily similar to an event that happened when my brother and I were young. I was in elementary school and he was in middle school, and one afternoon he was hanging around the school grounds with his friends. He swears that across the school grounds he could distinctly make out my mother and I walking our english springer spaniel, as well as the familiar clothes that we were wearing (my family has always had somewhat unusual fashion so it's hard to get us confused).
Apparently we had looked at him, and then walked out of sight. He then called my mother on her cell to ask why she had come there. It turned out that she was in the middle of an extensive hair appointment (that took upwards of 4 hours apparently) and she had tied up the whole afternoon. Our dog and I were at home as well, so he was incredibly confused later that day when he came home and tried to understand what had happened.
I kind of think he might have seen into an alternate dimension or something. But I have a theory, you had a Brittany Spaniel, and we had a Springer Spaniel.. maybe spaniels have the ability to open up interdimensional rifts. It's a pretty sound theory.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:40:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
YES THIS IS DOG FOOD
K-slan ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 08:25:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i can only imagine the horrors of what would have happened if you had called out to him
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 07:13:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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lacienega ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:12:48 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mirrors make any kind of story like this more creepy.
thecarbine ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:07:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is terrifying. Do you recall what was said between you guys after that?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:55:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well I just went ghost white apparently. The look on my face said it all and they knew I wasn't attempting some bullshit story. In the end, there wasn't much I could do or say though so we sort of just made light of the situation.
Saggingpeach ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 07:40:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Better ending:
As you approach the figure it seems like your friends brother is standing at an odd angle, his left leg holding the majority of his weight and his right shoulder hunched up.
You call out his name, and he physically takes notice of you with a sudden small jump, you call his name again and he seems to tense up. You get even closer and ask, "Dude what's wro..." but you are cut off as your friends brother pokes his head out of the shed and asks "What do you want?"
As you look back to face him his face goes white and his eyes wide, he begins to scream "WHAT THE FU..."
But you didn't hear the rest, because you were dead. But you figured you just wanted to say bye to reddit and tell your story.
We'll miss you buddy.
ragamufin ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:40:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
reminded me of that fucking terrifying clikclikCLIKCLIK anime terrifying comic shit, UHGUHGUGHGH
Saggingpeach ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:08:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's a really big compliment actually because I was writing that with Chkchkchk in mind. Thank you!
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:30:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckfuckfuck. You know how sometimes you see something move out of the corner of your eye, especially when you are sleepy? Well I've been reading these stories all night and then about halfway in to your post I saw something move.
Saggingpeach ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:10:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was like that around the time I posted it, then somebody mentioned shadow people and I googled it. Then I closed Reddit, simple as that... I recommend googling shadow people.
K-slan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:27:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fucked up, i just made a comment on the comment that your commenting on that somethign fucked up would probably happen
WarPhalange ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:08:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just curl up in a ball and cry? That's what I would have done.
Kutzie ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:42:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't imagine it.
Ryugi ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:47:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Time travel.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:04:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nietzschian Doppelganger
Dystopia_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:20:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
second time ive said this in this thread. cool name bro. matrix moment?
fluffysquidsy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised the brother let you live after that...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:23 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And you proceeded to pee your pants
ProstheticBabe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:05 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This story has been giving me the heebie geebies for the past day
coolhandlucas ยท 752 points ยท Posted at 03:41:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Oh man, I have one of these that INVOLVES the Matrix.
I got my wisdom teeth out in 2000 right around the time that the original Matrix came out on VHS. I was bombed completely out of my mind on percocet after coming back from the surgery (I had awful wisdom teeth), and my mom basically just dropped me in bed and went and rented the movie for me because I'd never seen it in theaters. I remember being irritated that the sun through the window was making the TV glare but being too out of it to get up.
A little bit after the black cat glich in the matrix scene, I passed out and apparently slept for about eight hours. The tape in the VHS machine kept rewinding itself and playing over and over again. I woke up and the movie was at roughly the same spot as when I passed out, but it was completely dark outside. Zero time lapse for me.
Completely lost my mind. Started freaking out and screaming because I thought I'd discovered the secret and somebody turned off the sun. I remember crying and trying to explain to my panicked family, who have never let me live it down.
ItsGotToMakeSense ยท 124 points ยท Posted at 11:50:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On a semi-related note, after her C-section my wife was on ambien in the hospital. She wasn't entirely asleep and was talking to her mom about how much she hated the doctor that was in the room. She made her mom usher him out of the room.
Her mom was a good sport and pretended to make the doctor leave even though he wasn't there.
Drugs are a hell of a drug, man.
vertexvortex ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:37:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ambien walrus
Hotlinked because I can't link to the specific comic on this page
CW3MH6 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:44:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds about right. Best part is you won't remember any of it in the morning.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:00 on March 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember every single completely ridiculous and surreal thing I did on Ambien.
CW3MH6 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:51:26 on March 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, a response to a 2-month old comment.
You are fortunate, at least you can see what it does to you. My mom used to take it, do something stupid, and not remember it in the morning--which is why it was so hard to get her to stop taking it. Lunesta seems to work much better for her now though.
everyothernametaken1 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:49:25 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ambien is a hell of a drug!
I took some once, thought I just went to bed. Had a missed call from an Ex of mine when I woke up. Turns out I ran into her at a gas station around her house about 40 miles away from my house. I had given her my new number.
CW3MH6 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:44:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ambien will fuck you up--make you sleep walk, make you do things you have no recollection of, and it will mess with your reality.
I am never taking a damn Ambien after seeing what side effects my family members have experienced.
ptabs226 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:13:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I had a similar experience with The Ring. After a night of drinking in college some friends and I went to a friends house and watched the ring on DVD.
A week later at the same time I stumble back into my dorm and my TV turns on, I didn't turn it on - it turned on by its motherfucking self. It takes a second for the TV to turn because it was an older tube TV. I was in the kitchen when I heard the music and the then the picture flashed on. It was the the very beginning of the death video, the still of the latter. A brick feel out of my pants as I ran to grab the remote to turn the TV off.
I grab the remote and realize the remote had no batteries. FUCK! Well I wasn't going to walk to the TV and turn it off so I just watched the video. The movie was new enough that I would not have been on TV yet and I was in campus housing so we didn't have any premium HBO type channels. With no other option I watch the entire video, creepy girl and all.
It turned out our campus TV station, which would show movies at night, decided to play the Ring. It was just by chance that I walked in at the exact right spot. As for my TV turning on by itself, the TV would turn on whenever I walked into a room and most of the time when some else walked in. This was one of the first times it turned on by itself, but not the last, it continued for four years and happened in four different houses/apartments. I still have no explanation for it.
fp7 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:06:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If it was a reeeaaally old tv, it may have had ultrasonic remote control (they all use IR now).
You can mess with them by jangling keys or playing with a slinky, among other things. Friends of mine had one that would switch channels on its own once in a while, turn off/on with no visible stimulus, or get louder and louder until the volume reset (the primitive remote only had on/off, volume up, and channel up/down).
ptabs226 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
It was new, a 13" RCA from Best Buy. Pic of a similar TV
shoopdipdap ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:41:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i've always said that whoever released the ring should have put a couple dvds out that were just the video from the movie and it would TOTALLY freak out the people that bought it.
ptabs226 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't very scarred, it was more ere. I rationally knew nothing would happen, but I was frozen with anticipation of what might happen.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OMG this is horrible.
TheOnlyNeb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:55:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck I'm old.
jeepbraah ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:01:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once watched a show (goosebumps?) that was on an all day marathon of the same show. I didn't realize this and would go and would leave and go do other things to come back to the same show and see the same thing. I was convinced the show was about time travel because i kept seeing the same scene over and over.
wolf555hound ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:25:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So basically you closed your eyes and when you opened your eyes it turned day time? Holy crap that must of been awesome to think you figured out when your that out of it.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 09:14:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I thought I was a time traveler every time I got stoned.
Oh wait.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:40:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He the preceded to run to the middle of the street, tear off his clothes, and shout to the sky, "I AM YOUR GOD NOW"
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:24:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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jonuggs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:56:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is my darkest hour!
einsteinonabike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:45:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is most-likely related to taking percocet. After my appondectomy, doctors prescribed the same thing to me. I remember being loopy to the point that during a phone conversation with a friend, he started laughing and saying I wasn't making any sense. In the meantime, I hadn't noticed anything odd. Whilst laying in bed, the urge to grab something arose, so I naturally, and quickly, reached for thin air. Seconds later, I realized what I'd done and struggled in vain to justify it, and the pain it caused. Couldn't do it.
tl;dr-drugs make you think/do silly things
oreogasm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:39 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit - when I had my wisdom teeth taken out in 05 or 06, I did the same thing with House of 1000 Corpses - I remember sleeping through most of it (I think I was on lortabs though) and I kept waking up when they had the 'performance' toward the end - with baby singing and the grandpa telling lewd jokes.. it's likely I just had the movie on repeat but I remember waking up to that part so many times.
Jigsus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well then don't watch this
WrightJustice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf why is channel 4 blocking Derren Brown in my country? O.o Makes no sense!
BillButtlicker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I forgot to turn off the trance music I had playing in the background...double creepy
IAmA-Steve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cool hand lucas, indeed
WarmTaffy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Drugs are wonderful.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS WHERE DID THE SUN GO!?!!"
LaceyLaPlante ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hear all these great stories of pepes on percocet... haven't had the pleasure yet.
armadillacheachea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:30 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhhh, percocet. I fucking loved the percocet.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:33 on May 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
somebody turned off the sun? rofl. awesome story btw.
[deleted] ยท 748 points ยท Posted at 03:26:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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Ishima ยท 211 points ยท Posted at 03:58:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
God damn, this stupid thread is really making me doubt reality's... realness. that is mental though.
Megabobster ยท 304 points ยท Posted at 07:58:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Really God just made the universe on a really buggy physics engine and has been too lazy to update it.
[deleted] ยท 151 points ยท Posted at 10:49:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He works for Bethesda?
Trevarr ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:25:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wait... stop! I was going to say that :(
IyelledSurprise ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:55:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for trying!
GamingGuy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:52:04 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How else would the graphics be so life-like?
Kyber-Clean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:02 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Zing!!
Brodaan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:52 on February 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You, sir, made my day!
TheAdoringFan ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 09:50:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everytime someone sins he puts off making a patch
D_Steve595 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:01:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So it's the equivalent of calling Gabe fat?
beer_madness ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:31:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Plus he's been busy preparing Tebow for the game against the Patriots.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:16:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well fuck him for dictating what is and isn't allowed in the first place.
JuzPwn ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:42:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As a Catholic and a gamer, that made me laugh.
asdjfsjhfkdjs ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:54:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
*starts picking up and dropping things really quickly, looking for an item duping glitch*
Nihilophobe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Only works on eggs.
Megabobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Found one.
(that might not be what I'm thinking of, but still, that's a pretty serious glitch.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:53:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of this time I was clipping through a wall. I was stuck for hours.
Megabobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah...wait, what?
triaspia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:03:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
God works at bethesda?
Megabobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:46:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm... I could make that patch.... or I could offer the Jesus DLC package.
Megabobster ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:53:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ZOMG DLC GIMMEGIMMEGIMME
30 years later
FUCK YOU THIS IS A SCAM HE JUST HAS ALL THIS PEACE AND SHIT.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:08:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No,no. Its just the drivers
Megabobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I take it you haven't seen this.
Actually_Doesnt_Care ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:41:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damn it, Bethesda!
Megabobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At least there's a good story. I'm about 15 years into mine and it's pretty good so far. Supposedly it's procedurally generated and not actually scripted, which is pretty cool because that means that no two people can live the same life!
mattt50 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:38:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So god is bethesda?
Megabobster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:33:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
kittehprimo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:19:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So...god owns DICE?
Yondee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:48:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"It means I, like God, do not play with dice, and don't believe in coincidence."
Megabobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bethesda, actually.
rdeluca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He's waiting for RealLife 3 to release to update the engine...
dmcnelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Renderware.
Megabobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yep.
Buttersnips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Source you say?
Megabobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Naw, I'm thinking he based it off of Oblivion or Fo3, those are a lot buggier. Source is pretty nice and stable tbh. Source 2 (well, l4d2 and Portal 2), on the other hand...
Dubstomp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Quantum mechanics isn't just for single atoms any more
Megabobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
See? Bugs!
WolfInTheField ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He only played one game on it, and during that he used cheats for endless revive. I wouldn't invest any more time in that either.
Megabobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I lol'd
Leonbow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You just metaphor'd the universe. Bravo. :-)
Megabobster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:31:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you.
xG33Kx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Life indev
Life is finally out of beta, but God hasn't patched all of the servers yet.
Megabobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He really needs to get around to that.
Megabobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's fun coming back from school with 25 messages and 300+ more comment karma.
WannabeAndroid ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:55:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying EA is God?
Trevarr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:27:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No. No one is ever saying that.
Megabobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, Bethesda. The game is good, it has a pretty good storyline at least. But the engine is buggy as fuck!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:28:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The thing you should be doubting is your mind's ability to comprehend the things around it. All of these stories are much more easily explained when you realize how maleable memory really is.
Seagull84 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:36:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No one has provided any proof that any of these stories (except the fighter jet) are real.
grayshine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:33:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If nothing is real, I want to know how that nothing works.
There's got to be low-level rules on these things somehow. But if they're unintuitive, that's my intuition that's wrong, not reality.
Wish_I_had_a_KLZE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:36:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
know what you mean man when you just see reality warp in front of your eyes all from two tiny squares of cardboard... you naturally start to question fuckin everything
AndorianBlues ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:04:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think it is mental.
In the sense that reality is probably quite real. But our perception and memory of it is, I believe, far less robust than we'd like to have it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:07:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, you can make up memories, that's a well documented psychological fact going back to Freud.
musicianface ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:43:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is it reality's realness or Reddit's credulousness? :)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Ishima ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That really is easier said than done.
OutrightVillainy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now I've started checking the usual dream signs (inconsistent time, light levels etc) compulsively to make sure that all of reality isn't the fever dream of a wind fish.
thebucho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reality is the physical manifestation of conciousness. So it really does not suprise me that things like this can happen.
Sqpon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
relevant
IHaveItAllFiguredOut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
falsehood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:32 on March 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shit we don't understand - and for many folks not on Reddit, this shit is proof of a God.
kensomniac ยท 167 points ยท Posted at 06:40:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This reminded me of an experience that happened to me and my family.. my brother was driving my mother and I home one day, a few years back.. when all the sudden my mother looks out the window (she's in the back seat, I'm tall and it sucks to get into the back) and says "Is that a car?"
I look out my window and see something in the sky.. it was dark colored, glossy, and looked incredibly like a 1980's model Cadillac.. we're all sober, it's just a little bit before sunset, and we're driving through the middle of my town. My brother looked over and saw it too, but didn't get a chance to look at it as much.. I could make out headlights, windshield, door handles, and tires.. everything really. It was above a highway and about 150 yds out.
TLDR - My family and I saw a flying car.
SkipSandwichDX ยท 184 points ยท Posted at 08:12:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
CARS DON'T FLY, HARRY!
Alyssinreality ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:01:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why is this not upvoted more?
QuiteSirius ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:35:02 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Because the exact quote pertains to motorcycles? I don't know, I still upvoted.
Alyssinreality ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:45:09 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm I wasn't even thinking about Hagrid's motorcycle. I was thinking about the Weasley's car. But you're right about the quote.
QuiteSirius ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:12:34 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...and I forgot about the car. We're both right.
Drake903 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 21:04:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should probably report this to the ministry of magic.
Sardoodledum ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:35:07 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised they didn't perform a memory charm on those muggles!
Drake903 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:32:05 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OBLIVIATE!
brian72 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 12:46:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fata_Morgana_%28mirage%29
My guess is a mirage of a car that was very far off projected into the sky. Aren't there atmospheric events that can cause images to be reflected off clouds?
DiplodoDigitus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:24:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's possible. But I don't think Fata Morgana applies here, the car they saw was too distinct, doesn't sound like the image wavered.
MammerJam ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:10:30 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Weasleys, late for hogwarts.
toritxtornado ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:37:46 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you TRYING to get Arthur fired, you snitch?
oniony ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:45:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Billboard with car cutout on it?
kensomniac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:41 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, this was my hometown.. no such billboards exist.
b09harbs ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:37:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Only one explanation :
God Damn scientists being dicks with their fancy flying cars
kensomniac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:21 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best explanation I have found.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:36:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
.....No, sir, I don't like it. /unsettled
That's some Steven King shit.
ChaosMotor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:12:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You saw an old car on a pole at dusk?
I_Submit_This ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nie jestem Polskim, ale gdybym byล, to i obraลผaฤ siฤ na to!
kensomniac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:15 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, this was in my small town 6,500.. as far as we know, we don't have any cars on poles decorating the landscape near the interstate.
rspeed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:13:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My money says it was a clever balloon.
KBTrumpeteer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:55:15 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my goodness! Doc and Marty used the wrong car for the time machine!
kennyvsspenny ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:04:17 on February 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure it wasn't a 1964 Chevy Malibu?
joe_canadian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Men in Black replaced their Crown Vic.
pentestscribble ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one reads like Fata Morgana to me.
kensomniac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:17:59 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It may be possible.. the car seemed to be close though, and at an angle that allowed for too much detail to be just a mirage in my opinion, we could see the wheel wells, exhaust system, everything.. if the car was hanging in the air, imagine it's headlights pointed at the lower front right side of the box, sort of at an odd angle.
pentestscribble ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:02:14 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had to stop reading this thread because you all have creepy shit going on.
MrTeatime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:49:10 on April 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mirage. Probably.
Ryugi ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 06:10:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like an alternate-reality dude who drove a red car got into a car accident so hard his car actually was ejected from his reality. Though oddly, my dad had a red car that was in a bad accident, and the car was towed and placed in the driveway. One day, the car vanished from the driveway. He assumed that a neighbor must have been nice enough to get it hauled off (or the insurance company came to handle it), but no one called a towtruck, and the insurance company had left the remains of the car as my father's problem.
It had a bit of damage along one side (it was hit on the side by a black car that lost control) and the front was entirely crunched-in. He was lucky to not be missing his legs now.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:23:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard of these phenomena where things go missing from driveways - though it's usually the nicer cars that go missing, not wrecks :)
hartekin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:33:17 on January 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is my vote. Somewhere in a parallel universe, someone is telling a story at a bar about "I got into a car accident and my car fucking disappeared, man!"
Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:58 on January 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It totally makes sense!
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:14:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A disturbing reality could be that if there was an a bad accident the driver could have been flung from the car. I've seen it
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 07:14:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe the dude was ejected from the car owing to the force of the impact, and that's why you didn't see him.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 04:59:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 06:14:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just reminded my of something that happened to me. Waiting at a red light on a rainy night I space out while I'm looking underneath the car in the lane next to me. As I'm watching the rain hit the ground I notice that the car next to me is moving then but the wheels are not turning... I sit there for a second looking at the wheels and the car continues to move without the wheels turning. I keep glancing and sure enough they are not moving. I try to piece together how this car is suddenly moving without the wheels rolling. Suddenly the car behind me honks and brings me back to reality. I drive a manual car so on most lights I just put it in neutral so I don't have to hold the brake pedal down unlike most people who drive auto are accustomed to holding down the brake pedal. Turns out this light had a slight hill and it was ME who was rolling backwards. Had the biggest facepalm moments ever.
Othercolonel ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 06:38:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I work in the hood and I occasionally see cars with spinners that aren't spinning, so it looks like the car is gliding along. Makes me double take every damn time...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:51:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This was actually one of the first things I though of at the time but I noticed the logo on the tires was also not moving.
Othercolonel ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:56:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's usually how I can tell that it's not a demon car. But if the car has whitewall tires, fuck that shit.
SillyNonsense ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:05:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had something like this happen to me before while in parking lots. I get in my car, turn it on, and am about to pull out. Before I can start, both cars on either side of me will start pulling out at the same time as each other, giving me the impression from my peripheral vision for just a moment that I am suddenly moving forward.
I have a quick moment of, "SHIT SHIT SHIT I'M GOING TO HIT THE CAR IN FRONT OF ME SHIT!"
BCMM ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:29:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have been riding my bike at night, looked down, and seen the front wheel not moving.
Turns out, at exactly the right speed, the repeating pattern of the tread and the 50Hz strobe from the sodium street lighting sync up just right that you get the same illusion you get with videos of cars, only IRL.
red_cat_dicks ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:09:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for having a conclusion that made sense. Really makes me appreciate RL after reading all of these posts.
StuffedTurkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:05:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a feeling you were going to say that
WickedSon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:34:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happens to me all the time, but you my friend, are a master storyteller. Couldn't have put it any better!
TheInternetHivemind ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 07:15:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Jeez, that serial (unless you are a lucky charm, then cereal) killer put all that time into setting up a perfect trap to pique your curiosity AND empathy and you just drive away? Fuckin' selfish man...
_AlphaOmega ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:47:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Drunk people driving in the truck ran over a motorcyclist and were in the process of hiding the body.
k2cougar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:50:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This was February in Wisconsin, it would have had to been a sled
Phallindrome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:54:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Man gets two flat tires driving, manages to bring the car back under control and stopped without QUITE going off the road. Gets out and is on the other side of the car when you drive by.
Forgototherpassword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps the guy drove off the road, hit a tree and was able to just get back on the street before passing out. The passenger was on the other side of the truck trying to save the driver who was in shock/dying.
k2cougar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No I would have seen them, The car was turned slightly left so I saw the left side (with nobody around) at first, then the right side in detail after I slammed on the brakes.
Also I drove there at 7am to go to work the next day and it was gone
icaneatastar ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:30:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could be that Olivia just went into this parallel reality?
WickedSon ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:36:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
William Bell must have summoned the driver to the other side
hartekin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:37:11 on January 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
70 points for Fringe reference.
hartekin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:36:58 on January 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
70 points for Fringe reference.
jimmux ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:10:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The most reasonable explanation I can think of is that the red car fell from the sky.
Nevertoofaraway ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:38:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
dude, it's not a glitch in the Matrix. The car crashed in an alternate universe, but the force and timing of the impact also caused it to break through to this universe. The driver didn't go with the car because his atoms weren't synced with the event (the car's obviously were)
raycollinsphoto ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:15:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
about to make a right at reddit?
Irielle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:12:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure that counts.
KMFDM781 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:25:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Car spawn glitch...like GTA4
LANmine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, that would have scarred me for life.
lishka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:30:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was the car really there?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:44:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The correct answer is: It fell out of an airplane.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:49:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Where is there a highway with a red light?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In another universe, some guy just got into an accident and splattered against a wall because his car disappeared.
takemetothehospital ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The car fell from a plane and landed nose down.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Best guess: The car fell off/out of something. Most likely while being transported but you failed to notice the transporter go past (could even have been a plane or helicopter).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Car probably fell from the sky nose first. Dunno what it was doing up there, just sayin'. Seems more plausible than invisible wall.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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rotoreuter48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I called the cops. They reported it as an abandoned vehicle. Wouldnt give me any info.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, creepy. Did you find out who this noone person was?
One minute next to you, the next in a wrecked car? WEIRD.
Kennie_B ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it was another dimension & this explains how people & things disappear. I mean maybe sometimes somehow something or someone crosses over. Imagine how hard it would be to get out of the asylum.
soundstripe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was Mythbusters doing a "car falling from sky" myth anywhere near you that day?
WaldoWal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Car fell out of a transport plane.
rotoreuter48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure it would have much more damage.
It was like this kind of
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fell off a plane?
robutmike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would bet the police who arrived at the scene of the crash after you called them would believe you. If you in fact experienced this. I would also expect a major news provider in your local area would have at least reported the crash. Somehow your story doesn't add up unless you are leaving out some major parts (like police and paramedics at the scene, etc)
rotoreuter48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this was like 2 years ago. I was driving, and I called the police. I asked if it would be leaving the scene of a crime if I went home, and they said no. But the police did show up at my door a few hours later. they asked me what happened. I said I wasnt really sure, and I told them basically what I wrote. They just assumed I missed something, or didnt remember correctly because they kept re-iterating "Are you SURE thats all you saw"
They also asked for me to open my garage to see if there were any damaged cars (like I would hit a parked car on the highway)
some of the details may have been exaggerated, due to it being a while ago and thinking it in my head it probably has changed. Not the whole story, just when I think about it now I remember smoke. But it could have been dirt or steam at the time.
Still have no clue what happened.
robutmike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fair enough explanation, original story upvoted at least for the extra explanation.
MrMagpie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow man, Noone is quite the douche.
ereldar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe the car fell from the sky? A crane or plane?
Dracane999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe the car fell out of the sky? The Gods must be crazy.
gumstuckinmypocket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe a nose dive from above?
mentalcaseinspace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you're tired, beware of the grey area between dreams and reality. I once woke up to see a cat laying beside me. Now I could testify in court that there was a cat there based on what I saw. There was a cat there! I got so freaked and scared that I almost crapped myself, but I looked away and hoped it would be gone when I looked back, and it was. Brain matrix mindfuck...
Also, your brain will start screwing up old memories on it's own, so we can't really be trusted with what we remember when time passes much over a week. Been reading some research on the subject.
stanfan114 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you see a guy who looks like a walrus next to a red headed nerd in a fedora?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was Superman stopping his car.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My Dad used to drive tractor trailers for a really long time. One time at night he was making a left turn out of somewhere on to a small two lane road. Try to imagine the truck being in an L-shape as it starts to turn on to the far lane.
At night the trailer is kind of hard to see and only has a few lights on it. As he was turning a guy in a car came speeding down the road in the left lane (my dad was in the "right" lane as he was turning on to the road). The trailer was completely blocking the lane and going off the road still. The car was traveling at 80 mph and smashed into the rear tire on the trailer. Hitting the rubber launched the car all the way past the cabin of the truck, my dad wouldn't have even known he was hit if he didn't see the car flying past. The old guy driving the car was mostly unharmed, but he was ejected in to a ditch on the side of the road somewhere during the accident.
It might not be your car, but my point is that the car was launched into the air and landed well in front of the tractor trailer in the middle of the road. Because tractor trailers and bad drivers are so common, this might be an accident that repeats itself very often.
ChaosMotor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Turn signal on the highway? I am doubt.
rotoreuter48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
... in NJ there are tons of them? Every red light, there are turns. What are you talking about? haha.
ChaosMotor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Then it's not really a highway, is it?
rotoreuter48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Um yes it is. Around here, highways have lights. Interstates usually dont.
advocatadiaboli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
... yeah, it still is. This is true in CT too, although there aren't many with stoplights.
nandemo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What did the police say?
rotoreuter48 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I called the police, and I asked if I was okay to go home (fearing being charged with leaving scene of accident) and I was cleared to go home. But they came to my house and asked questions. I told them what I knew, and I guess they just assumed that I didnt get the story straight (possible) They wouldnt tell me any details.
They made my open my garage to show them my car
mbrady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Peter Noone was in the car?
eeple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could it have been pushed of a high object nearby?
OmniHippo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is it possible that the "missing driver" was drunk or slightly intoxocated and was fleeing the scene of the accident to avoid jail?
rotoreuter48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, anything is possible I guess. But it was literally seconds after the crash. It was weird
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This thread is making me thing that time travel or "dimensions" exist. Scary as fuck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:59 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could the driver have been flung from the vehicle and bleeding to death 150 yards down the road?
Bellstrom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:42 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This story seems really familiar. Did you post this on /x/ before?
rotoreuter48 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:59:32 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not on x. I had it on a similar thread before not too long ago. But it was really really deep in the comments and got like 2 upvotes
Bellstrom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:47 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, ok. That must've been it, then.
pseudocaveman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:18 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure how this could have happened specifically, but the only thing I can think of is that it fell from the sky.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:34 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps he instantly got out of the car and ran like many of the other DUI motorists who wreck their car?
I dunno, just stating the obvious.
BaconCarnage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:33 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
why was there a red light on the highway?
rotoreuter48 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:31:32 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
there are redlights every few miles around here. Interstates dont have lights
psychedelicsouleyeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:08 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's nuts man, I believe you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NOPE. NOPE. NOPE!
EmotiveBubble ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 03:26:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think the strangest glitch I've found was back when I was in highschool. I was talking to a friend on the phone, describing a dream I had about an ice skating rink, and then he starts to describe the rest of the dream to me from the opposite point of view. It was awhile ago so I don't remember everything, but we both described the scenery, what the people were doing, etc... It freaked me out when it happened.
AgentxLeavening ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:43:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
and then you guys made out?
EmotiveBubble ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:09:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This was just before we started dating....so, yeah basically.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:46:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
System Link! Press [Y] Key to Connect!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:47 on May 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me at my cousins house, he started to describe this dream he had. I had had the exact same dream, so I told him. He didn't believe me so he told me to tell him what happened next in the dream, now I knew exactly what happened but didn't want to say it incase I was wrong and looked like an idiot.
So he called me a liar and told me the rest of the dream, it was the same as mine. He still doesn't believe me.
ProjectZeta ยท 579 points ยท Posted at 03:26:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time I spilled a bowl of Spaghetti-Os, and as I was cleaning them, I noticed that one was on the ceiling. 9 feet up.
I didn't even DROP the bowl. I just tipped it over onto the counter by mistake... but sure enough, a single O was right there, stuck to the ceiling.
sabat ยท 246 points ยท Posted at 05:44:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did they have cheese and tomato sauce, or just tomato sauce?
_AlphaOmega ยท 174 points ยท Posted at 06:04:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit is getting so meta that big threads are starting to reference itself.
darth_static ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 08:22:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's So Meta, Even This Acronym...
camelCasing ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 08:34:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was wondering when XKCD would pop up in this thread.
flagamuffin ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 09:57:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I dreamt there would be an xkcd reference right here...
path411 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:24:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I dreamt that flagamuffin would dreamt there would be an xkcd reference right here.
zootphen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:34:13 on July 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I drempt that path411 would dream that flaga-
What the fuck? I just blinked and 5 months passed... Oh god wait, im glitching.
abovemars ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:47:58 on October 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
where am i
andreaserkul ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:23:53 on December 31, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what is happening
Backstyck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:35:11 on January 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
When did you fellas get he... the fuck?
Magnap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:48 on July 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, he...
What the flying fuck? Where did everyone else go?
tryk48s ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:23:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Life is meta, bro.
yidnak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:47:34 on February 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like your remark. I think a lot of us actually live here. Here's one of mine, small one but what else could it have been? I was alone in the house, everyone else was at work or school. No visitors, no repairmen, etc. Suddenly I smelled my dead grandfather's aftershave in my room. No one else in the house used that kind. They may not even make it anymore. I don't remember the name of it. It lasted for a few minutes then faded. I think he was visiting me for a bit.
yidnak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:08 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well it is the matrix...
MapChicky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the important questions need to be asked!
po_ta_to ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 10:07:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As you were cleaning up the mess you noticed a hidden message. It said: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was waiting for this comment
NotSayingJustSaying ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:06:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
there's another mention of spaghetti-o's in this thread.. weird..
Wheat_Grinder ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 05:59:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Spaghetti-O's: The original creepypasta.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 06:13:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well played. Have this up-boat sir
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:01:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is but this one reminded my of a picture someone submitted a while back where the last second the cup somehow managed to suction itself to the top of the microwave.
Brewer730 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:11:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
UH OH!
TheInternetHivemind ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:09:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you had eaten that O, you'd have gained the power of flight.
camelCasing ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:35:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not really all the strange, honestly. If one side of the bowl hit and it whipped across to the other, that motion could easily fling something as light as a spaghetti-o to your ceiling.
Lots42 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:57:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ceiling O is watching you masturbate.
mcncheese ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:28:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Physics, is there enough potential energy lost in spilling the bowl of liquid to send a single O to the ceiling. Yes.
fourinhand ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:53:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I look up at the ceiling when I drop things on the floor too.
Slappie64 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:50:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was supposed to say "O SHIT HOW DID I GET UP HERE"
Harken92 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:11:09 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not gonna lie, I thought you were gonna say as you were cleaning them up, you saw that some of them spelled out the word "Oooooooo".
Iraelyth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:53:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now you're thinking with portals.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:47:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The physics of Skyrim in real life... ಠ_ಠ
pirateninjamonkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:26:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's like when you drop a small ball on a big ball. Everything lined up perfectly.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:53:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha that's awesome!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It had probably been stuck there for a while, left over from a more energetic spaghetti-o accident. I mean, how often do you check the ceiling for spaghetti-os?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
O-no
RozCheck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you by chance cook these on the stove? Maybe one shot out of the pot when it started to boil?
I'm here to spoil everyone's fun you've been a great audience thanks goodnight!
nihonjim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i was really hoping they were going to spell your name or some other crazy happening.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Spaghetti-o's, man.
ReigninLikeA_MoFo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
:O
Mas_Ciello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Portal Spaghetti-Os
YourOldBoyRickJames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As it tipped did you attempt to catch it? You could've just flicked a single spaghetti-o as you did. Not enough to notice it, but enough to project it onto the ceiling. Mystery solved.
The_Original_Diddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now you're thinking in portals
simba21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Spaghetti-Os get everywhere
boomerangotan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:21 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rogue_wave
ikester519 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:10 on July 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking love those things.
Mole90 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:12:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It probably flew out of your mouth when you yelled "FUUUCCCCKKK!!!!" when you tipped over the bowl.
[deleted] ยท 263 points ยท Posted at 12:03:47 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Wulfay ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:05:31 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One of the stranger and more supernaturally-plausible ones I've read. Crazy!
my_cat_joe ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:30:53 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Very glitchy!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:18:23 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this sounds like Borges' story Tlรถn, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:29:53 on July 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry "cherry" in this case is what?
psychedelicsouleyeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:21 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good story, I really liked the fact that you had your co0worker there to corroborate it. You explanation suffices as well.
Zombette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:11 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is seriously weird!
newfaceinhell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:30 on February 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
maybe youdid throw it then light up another in kind of after-work zombie mode hence worrying about time it was taking?
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:13:37 on March 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow! You should use Ctrl-F to find psychedelicsouleyeon's more recent pencil story near the top of the thread, it could be a similar sort of thing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:07:47 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome, RL doopleekashoon
AdonisChrist ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 14:33:54 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, that's good. I wonder if you managed that all on your own (if so, bravo) or if he helped (say, you took care of keeping the cigarette in your hand, while he held that you threw it to the ground).
matics ยท 2040 points ยท Posted at 03:03:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My dad had this little toy monkey that he used to call his "favorite child" and tease me and my siblings with it. Not in a bad way, but it was really frustrating to us and we spent hours trying to steal it from him.
Well anyways, one day we finally got it and threw it into the garbage after drawing on it and mangling it for a bit. We My dad laughed and searched for it a bit but basically figured we had thrown it out and gave up after a week or so.
Anyways, a few years later (when I was about 17), I'm walking down the street in Toronto (I don't live in TO, was just visiting friends) and see this little orange object on the side of the road. When I walk over to it, I pick it up and see that it was the EXACT SAME FUCKING MONKEY. It even had the black sharpie lines on it from when we drew all over it. I honestly cannot even come up with the chances of that happening, especially considering our garbage is sent to a local dump and is nowhere near Toronto.
EDIT: I actually took it with me and killed it with fire just so I knew it wouldn't come back again.
The_Holy_Bison ยท 1941 points ยท Posted at 04:12:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It will be back.
[deleted] ยท 1406 points ยท Posted at 04:59:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And angry.
[deleted] ยท 1353 points ยท Posted at 06:30:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And on fire
LordDeLaFunk ยท 749 points ยท Posted at 11:46:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This Summer
Monkey Business Sometimes you play with a toy... ...sometimes the toy plays with you.
Check your local $2.99 bin.
h0er ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:07:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If it's anything like Monkey With a Gun I sure am excited!
Kataq ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:08:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I read that with the manly movie-trailer voice.
theriddler132 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:43:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In a World with teleporting monkey's and fire comes a movie with on fire teleporting monkey's
rpoliact ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:43:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Monkey Business sounds like a zany kids movie. I vote The Favorite Son. (Queue movie announcer voice.)
StJimmyofNarnialand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Its from Soviet Russia, then.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would see that movie.
ImNot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It actually reminded me of this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monkey
I_fail_at_memes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Ted McGinley as Uncle Billy.
anotherbaldguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i genuinely and sincerely love you for making my hangover 5% better.
cbfw86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:24 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A++++ would back this guy up in a fight any day.
ImTheBanker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:36 on May 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the reply I wish I had....
QKWUSL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Devil's Gift: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0218937/
truetorment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Which is likely 'inspired by' Stephen King's "The Monkey".
Dweebiechimp ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:35:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lets make this into a movie.
AzureBlu ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:36:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This Summer Monkey Business Sometimes you play with a toy... ...sometimes the toy plays with you. Check your local bin or junkyard.
FTFY :3
PandaGoggles ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:21:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Rob Schneider...
armadillacheachea ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:06:02 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...that sounds like the tagline to a really weird porno.
TheDebaser ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:06:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly OP doesn't know anything about defeating trolls.
Vanderdecken ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 11:12:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You... NOOOOOOOOOOO!
PacoTaco42 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 08:21:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And my axe!
RadiantSun ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:54:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And with a Sharpie
TrolleyPower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:55 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh reddit, so predictable and so unfunny.
Zackaro ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 08:08:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Directed by M. Night Shabalamadingdong
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was actually a puppeteer gone rogue!
metatron5369 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:32:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is Event Horizon all over again.
cgarcia805 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:09:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
With a scary sound effect!
mad87645 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNN
chedderslam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lure it to the banana stand. just get the money out first.
myrpou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And in greater numbers.
Dokbokki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And in vengeance.
STtngFAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://crankyzebra.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/monkey-fire.jpg
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is why a flamethrower is a horrible weapon against a zombie...
freakindirt1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And aroused
solidwhetstone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And still a monkey.
spate42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
haha this reminded me of groundskeeper willy for some reason
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lag6d6BUR41qdoghio1_500.png
fabis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like an angry Tank.
sreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
And as Chucky
Edit: stupid autocorrect
Lots42 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:10:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And HORNY.
FrustratedMan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:27:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
With an axe!
oscarian ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:28:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FURIOUS GEORGE
Atario ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:20:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/p6jrV.jpg
adolar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:21:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to find this. I'm not disappoint.
somnambulator ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:09:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And on your dads desk when you get home...
dudeitsarepost ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:18:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Directed By ........
m_night_shyamalan1 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 07:42:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hello!
halffro777 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:56:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wait. What just happened here?
Strifebringer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:55:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a Stephen King novel
DankasaurusRX ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:15:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
with the cymbols... Chang CHang Chang Chang. Fuck I can practically hear them getting louder and louder.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:58:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
heillon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:50:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
sounds like toy story3
RedLeader7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:19:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We're friends till the end, Wanna play ?
PunishableOffence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I WANT TO PLAY
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:47:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This summer. Only in theaters.
Wappidoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:10:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And my axe!
drbold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't there an X-Files episode about a doll kind of like this?
hoodatninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ghost monkey.
cosmonautsix ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 04:55:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
With fire....
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:58:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And next time, it will be ready.
SilverJuice ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:21:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Conky-Trailer Park Boys
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:18:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The monkey is loose again. It is not sleeping. It is not lazy. It's coming for you, Matics. It's very hungry. And it's VERY angry.
Epifil ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:41:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/jKWdC
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:43:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did it have cymbals in its hands? Stephen King wrote a short story about your life...
WishiCouldRead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:46:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was wondering if someone was going to mention that.
kaylegance ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:10:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And with little monkey brothers with it. Inheriting the same Sharpie lines.
SparkitusRex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:18:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Talky Tina, and I'm going to kill you.
sarpedonx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:37:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahaha. Fucking incredible. Simple, hilarious, beautiful. Perfect response.
timotheophany ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:22:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's not the only one.
BROKEN_T-800 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:25:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Affirmative.
omelets4dinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this time... angry
morphite65 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For sure.
meritosthene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Items from the room always come back.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Where is
Sarah Connormatics?[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:27:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY.
Zorgho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:42:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tonight...you.
redurrson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:58:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Conky always comes back.
MyOtherCarIsEpona ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:28:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damnit Bubbles, I told you to get rid of Conky.
BROKEN_T-800 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hasta la vista, matics...
lightningrod14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
dude, is yer username some kind of american gods ref? if so, props.
k80k80k80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They always come back.
zhimakaimen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Right when I read your comment there was a noise at my door and I almost pissed myself.
The_Holy_Bison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's nothing, I made this post late at night. I dreamed of this godforsaken monkey.
Im-pretty-cool94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Holy Bison speaks, then it is so.
chatterbooox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:56:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know, you're pretty cool.
Im-pretty-cool94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:13:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Quit talking so much, you're such a chatterbox.
joots ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:17:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh yes, it will be back.
RevDan ยท 1513 points ยท Posted at 04:23:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Only possible explanation: Your father is the greatest troll of all time and followed you to Toronto just to plant that monkey.
cabothief ยท 1159 points ยท Posted at 06:20:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He's been planting the monkey unobtrusively in random places along your path for years. This was just the first time you noticed it.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 08:04:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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NattyBumppo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:40:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or the Superman in every episode of Seinfeld.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:44:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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I_Drink_Piss ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:20:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Go deeper.
pseudocaveman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:53 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had no idea this existed. Creepy.
WhoWantsPie ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:37:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
SlenderMonkey.
highguy420 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:27:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The strangest example of Occam's Razor I have ever encountered.
TheOnlyNeb ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:53:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hope at some point they'll look at family pictures and he'll see the monkey was in all. Of. Them.
jakecaramel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:42:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"planting the monkey" should be a euphemism for something.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:51:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now, if he looks back at the photos he's taken of himself over the years he will start seeing that monkey crop up EVERYWHERE!
ZoeTheKid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:29:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Parenting win!
jingowatt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:46:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to plant the monkey tonight.
cranialmeltdown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:00:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like Amelie's gnome?
AntiEgo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:15:25 on January 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
replying to bookmark, and remind myself to do this to my kids.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:05:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He posts in the warlizard forums as well.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Planting the Monkey sounds like some kind of sex code phrase.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I believe he first planted the monkey in his mother.
bobisahamster ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:27:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
winger_ger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:33:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLke3derXBI
lightningrod14 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:52:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i read that so dramatically.
only possible explanation: YOUR FATHER is the GREATEST TROLL of ALL TIME and followed you to Toronto JUST to plant THAT MONKEY.
StarkOne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:13:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or Bubbles made the monkey
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:58:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Champion Status.
BreeBree214 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:08:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If I have children, I will sure as fuck do something like this. Instead, I'll hide it in their new house in the attic or something once they finally settle down
gloves_off ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:00:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The great long troll.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:03:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Current count of "Greatest troll of all time": 98,038
bongo1138 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:30:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just laughed rather maniacally.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:15:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Only possible explanation: the monkey toy IS your father.
BritishHobo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:52:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or possessed by the spirit of his dad's first-born and favourite son who died in an accident, and came back as a monkey to be reunited with his father before his father's new children drew all over him and threw him in the trash.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
:O i am sure you will be the second Redditor to sell his comment to some movie studio :)
Sember ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:53:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There need to be some sort of Troll Awards, his father would win the "The best long troll of all time" award.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:05:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I must pull this one on my future child...
Edit: Actually, my husband once suggested getting one of those little cymbal monkey toys, putting it somewhere and occasionally moving it around without mentioning it, and then pretending not to know where it came from at all if anyone asked. That could be a great set-up with this as the awesome finish.
TarAldarion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:59:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If I was a father I'd like to think this is how I would spend my time!
brokentrain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:24:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And that's why you never mess with your father's things.
GrayGubbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
duh
raymendx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or somebody (besides the father) picked it up at the dump.
Majora03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Layin pipe and plantin monkeys.
Sowpuncher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:46:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe your father went to Toronto for a little hookie, and then thought about placing the monkey there.
Hector_Kur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Depending on where he's from (ie, how far Toronto is from him), this is both the most logical and most awesome explanation.
avsa ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:49:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe it was just another random toy monkey like the millions of others made, that some kids also drew on (common behavior) and threw it away.
[deleted] ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 05:01:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:18:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What is this I don't even.
ceeej31 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:26:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or that monkey was possesed
Rozeline ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:09:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, my parents told me they were given a statue of a monkey holding a skull and from the time they got it until they gave it to someone else bad things kept happening. Like things breaking and other unlucky stuff. So we can logically conclude that monkey-themed decorative items are evil.
fingerflinger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:34:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, I've got that statue now! Tell me how they got rid of it; I keep getting hit by cars!
SandySin ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 03:52:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's freaking hilarious, but terrifying if it does come back :)
Amp3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would find it awesome instead. Think of how improbable that is
oneraremini ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 13:19:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You realise that that from the monkey's perspective you finding it after all these years was supposed to be the happy ending to an epic Toy Story-style journey back to its loving family... then you burnt it.
Nacmacfeisty ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 04:20:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did they dump your garbage in a lake...in Maine?
strobeprobe ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:25:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
monkey shines - stephen king
Diacide ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:51:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
First thing that I thought of while reading that story.
HunterTV ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:07:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Trombone_Hero92 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:56:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's a book by Stephen King that has a similar idea. Whenever the Monkey would clap it's symbols somebody would die. As a boy he tried to get rid of it but found it later in life. Can't remember the name of the short story, but it was a good one
justinsftw ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:42:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...kind of like that bear in Toy Story 3. :'(
kaabistar ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:24:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The monkey is watching you right now... waiting.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:04:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ALL PRAISE TO OUR MONKEY OVERLORD
CoconutCurry ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:31:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A friend of mine had this kermit doll... She hated the thing, and told everyone it was evil. We're all in middle school, and we figure she's just being dramatic. We decide to play along, and help her get rid of it. Ripped it with rocks, smeared alge-mud in it, tossed it in the creek and watched it get carried away. Spent the night just hanging out.
Next morning, it's back in her closet on the shelf, perfectly clean.
We did this like 3 times before we just decided to leave it in the closet.
Beanstalk734 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 04:59:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I work at a stuffed doll factory. My daughter always asked me to bring home kermit dolls... I never understood why.
LiddoLadyRainicorn ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:55:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
does she still have it?
CoconutCurry ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:58:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ya know, I have no idea. We don't talk much anymore... I think it'd be weird to ask out of the blue, especially if she still does. Either way, I'd rather not know.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:35 on March 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You have to know.
Bdoing ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:28:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Um.
I actually found a little monkey with sharpie lines lying on the street in Toronto in the fall. I even picked it up and brought it home, though I'm not sure where it is anymore (new kitten means this is no longer really my house). Was it in the west end?
derikthered ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:14:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous" - Albert Einstein
Jaerc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:22:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What will you do if it shows up again?
Log2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:55:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He wants revenge for the life you took away from him.
jesus_____christ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:59:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now think about what happens with ALL the trash you throw away.
Think until you're sorry. ಠ_ಠ
The_Holy_Bison ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:47:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It ends up in Toronto?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:02:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Uh oh, see, that's your second mistake right there.
Samsquamsh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:05:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin Conky
seeasea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:52:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My mother used to wear her mothers wedding rung (passed through generations). We were living in Seattle, and she lost it. Looked everywhere, and couldn't find it.
Fast forward two years, in the meantime moved to Chicago, new car etc etc.
One day, she parked the car down the road, gets out of the car, looks down, lying in the gutter in the muck is the ring.
Same engraved dates and msgs.
Tl;dr lost ring. Found lost heirloom ring years later in the gutter in a city across the country.
That_was_StephenKing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:16:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of that Stephen King short story with the toy monkey.
deathbyvitamins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:12:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is a Stephen King 'short story' about this same incident.
thegasser1391 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure this is from a Stephen King novella.
Richard_Worthington ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:28:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Stephen King did it.
EdudDiputs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:01 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the entire plot to Homestuck.
jwatsonATL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
let us know when it shows back up again ;)
Sonoluminescent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You think fire is going to stop something like that?
I_Love_Yoga_Pants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That will only anger it.
ErezYehuda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Should have named it Joseph and kept it for luck.
ilam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Alright. I don't really know why but this story scared the shit out of me. Goosebumps and teary eyes.
Maul_McCartney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's fuckin' Conky!
kaldrazidrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Read The Monkey by S. King
ThiZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I did the same thing to a certain Barney doll, only I used explosives. I recommend at least a handful of firecrackers for your demon-toy-killing needs.
jb2386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone else think of the Simpsons? Mr Burns and his teddy bear?
Funktapus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds like something my dad would do. He always tells me my brother, being the eldest son, is getting all the inheritance.
glieech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Best glitch I know of
MOTM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure this is also a story by Stephen King. From... Skeleton Crew, I believe?
CaptInappropriate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
uhhh...
aaeris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I upvoted on the principle of: if Toronto is mentioned, all Torontonians must upvote. But that's a seriously messed up story. Were you in the west-end? We don't go to the west-end.
KainenFrost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking HATE stuffed monkeys... Why the hell did i read this?
spaceflare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://dtdstudios.com/i/tpb_conky.png
Jasonrj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Re-read to see if you mentioned where you lived. I realized years went by between when you threw it out and when you found it, that is insane.
Anyway, how far is Toronto from where you threw it away?
ouchmyback ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://stephenking.wikia.com/wiki/The_Monkey
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a story like this, when I was in elementary school (18 now), my family went on a river rafting trip. Long story short my dad loses his hat on the river. Well a couple months later my dad and I find his hat on a TV stand at my elementary school. It was the craziest thing cause we both thought it had been lost, and how did it end up in my school a couple states away. Your story also just reminded me of this too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you seen Dan Cummings: Crazy with a Capital F?
Etheo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This looks familiar?
Spying_spy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can only think of this
wakinupdrunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Konky?
b00ger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't this a Stephen King story?
NiceShotMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure your garbage is sent to the local dump? Lots of American cities send their garbage up to Canada...
schizophoniac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil%27s_Gift
Shit is hilarious. Whole thing is on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jpfx7eEBjE
fatlace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OMG! This has happened to me with a PeeWee Herman doll. It had a pull string in the back that would move his mouth and make noises and stuff. I hated this doll because it would keep staring at me. One day I drew his face with sharpie and threw him out in the dumpster myself. A few years later he appeared in my basement. WTF. I still think about that shit.
psychohunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It may be the trees talking to me and the fact I just watched Toy Story 2 but I just had a crazy thought.
What if the toy was alive like in the movie and just hid the fact from people.
In the toy's eyes you and your brothers and sisters were it's siblings, as the father acknowledged it as it's son. And of course it has a silly toy mentality so you guys stealing it was just "playing" in it's mind.
SUDDENLY one day you and you siblings take it and finally throw it away. The poor monkey is now lost and confused, he's isn't quite sure what happened.. but knows he has to get back home...
He avoids getting destroyed at the dump...
But now is lost in the world and can't find his family...
He travels for years, all the while avoiding other humans...
He is all alone with the determination to get home...
Years go by as he travels aimlessly with no direction..alone..
The only thoughts that go through his head is the family waiting for him back home. Those thoughts give him the will power to keep going, and by some luck he finds the way home.
As he turns a familial street corner he sees you, his brother.. After all those years of traveling he found you!
Excited he sits out in the street where he knows you'll find him, and you do.
You pick the monkey up and he feel happy in the first time in years, it takes all his will power to hold back the tears as your face meets his. There is one single thought when he sees the shock in your face.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's a story by Stephen King in the short story collection Skeleton Crew called "The Monkey" that you probably shouldn't read.
PlasticSky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This post has 666 points as I'm reading it.. COINCIDENCE???
RobertTrodder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i wish i could more vote this twice
SpookiSheets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now it's gonna come back from the ashes and fuck your shit up.
badsparrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you read the Stephen King story about the clapping monkey? It's in the Skeleton Key short stories book, and you should really read it, before it's too late.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude this is the story from a cheesy 80s movie that MST3k made fun of!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We had a council pickup a few months ago where we just put a whole lot of junk from our garage out on the street for people or the local council to take. One of the items was the cover of a broken toybox that my aunt had made me when I was born, which had a little picture of a teddy bear and my name. A few days ago I was on the other side of town from my house, walking by a bus stop, and this lid with my name on it was propped up inside the bus stop, the teddy bear looking at me. Easily explained, but startled me nonetheless.
MattyXarope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You obviously haven't seen The Little Toaster. This happens all the time.
xebo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your dad is a master of the "long troll".
Steel40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, the creepy intro to Pirate Jet came on as I read that.
wakipaki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh yah? well fuck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When you said that, this is what immediately came to mind.
severedfinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Look behind you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly you don't know anything about defeating troll monkeys.
jangotat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the origin of the evil monkey
tmonz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
can't believe you destroyed it
ShearGenius89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That dolls gonna kill you.
tripperboot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you just made it mad
Grymrir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nuke. From. Orbit.
jambo2011 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqkJe13NNp8#t=341s
moonblade89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Curious GeorgeChuckiewhizzie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:25:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why not give it to your dad? I am sure he would have appreciated it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
tbh this is not really a glitch, just a very chancy encounter. Considering there are 7 billion people something like this ought to happen once in a while...
petitchouuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's actually a MST3K of this movie Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders where pretty much the same thing happens. There's an evil toy monkey and they can't get rid of it...it's hilarious.
ssjaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:17:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is a premise to a movie called Merlin's mystic shop of wonders. It was featured on mystery science theater 3000.
pretzelzetzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:33:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Conkey the Monkey.
Is that you, Patrick Swaaaaayze?
NotAgentSmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:34:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to get in touch with you. Remind me, which skyscraper do you work at?
andyjonesx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:44:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wow, I was horrified, thinking "toy monkey" was a breed, like "toy poodle".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fuck you, stephen king! i was already over with this nightmare!!!
ThisOpenFist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aw, you should have given it back to your father.
Legends_Never_Die ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:12:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can only picture your reaction being akin to Will Smith's in I Am Legend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqQWaUAozfE
oieoie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:16:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ah, that's where it went.
jesusactionfigure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:25:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant
Black_Acid_Devil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:33:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We had one called "Ceiling Jimmy." He came back. A lot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:13:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It missed you and made a trek over time and space to be with you because it loves you. And you killed it. It was your weighted companion monkey.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:43:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's more likely that what you found was another monkey toy of the same make and model that someone else had drawn on with a black sharpie. Most likely you don't remember the exact nature of the damage and the shape of the sharpie lines that you and your siblings made. It's not unusual for toys to get damaged and drawn on with sharpies. It's also not unusual for there to be more than one copy of a toy. So, it's actually pretty likely that there are maybe several hundred, maybe several thousand toys that you might have mistaken for being the exact same monkey.
Tens of thousands of people on Reddit will remember a significant object from their childhood that they destroyed, lost or threw away. Most of those objects will have been mass produced and several hundreds or thousands of other copies will exist. So, even though this event was extremely unlikely to occur, we can guess at there being at least something in the order of a million possible very similar events that could have occurred that would have made it to this thread. Sadly, the only thing you won in this lottery was a creepy monkey.
FF0000it ยท 177 points ยท Posted at 13:48:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I had a friend in high school, lets call him Bob. Bob was a very nice fellow, and while we weren't that close, we had similar tastes in music and we'd share CDs (this is in the late 80s, way before file-sharing). Anyway, we eventually graduated, and I moved several hundred miles away to college, and we lost touch. When I left for college, I had one of Bob's CDs still in my possession ("Beat", by King Crimson)
Fast forward 10 years... I'd graduated college and was knee deep in in my career, and finally saved up enough money and bought my first house.
In the new house and while unpacking, I see the CD in a box - hadn't noticed it in many years, and thought... "gee, I really should track down Bob and return this".
Right then, the doorbell rings...
It's Bob.
And he says "hey, you wouldn't happen to still have my King Crimson CD would you?"
I look down... I'm holding it in my hand.
I hand it to him, and his mouth drops open (mine probably already is). We exchange pleasantries. I probably asked him how he found me, but I no longer remember. He eventually takes off.
I haven't seen Bob since.
navarone21 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:51:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did he just swing by to pick up the CD, or was he dropping by unannounced and asked that to be funny?
missmichellini ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:29:23 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
GGG Borrows CD... Finds it after 10 years and decides to track down the original owner and return it
EARL_SWAGGER ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:39:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Been reading this thread for like 2 hours while doing some work intermittently, and of all the freaky stories, this one gave me the biggest chill.
I wish you could remember how Bob found you. You bastard.
Blakroc ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:02:56 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
not calling bullshit, but why would the first thing he said to you be "have you seen my cd" after he hadn't seen you in years?
substar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:45:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Best story in thread
officeroffkilter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:00:21 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had this happen with my roommate from high school / college, but it was the King Crimson CD discipline. I think he had it in Santa Cruz when we net ran into each other. I was living in a crap hole called El Cajon, California, about a days drive south. His CDs were marked with an A, for his name, and mine with a J. I have a Live Bauhaus CD with an A on it still. One of these days.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:23:59 on June 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm five months late to the party but I'm pretty sure BoB was a ghost.
Glitch_In_The_Matrix ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 04:34:45 on May 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Glitch_In_The_Matrixโข
[deleted] ยท 250 points ยท Posted at 04:06:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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anon10292912 ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 07:21:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't know what happened there but it is a common market strategy before releasing books to test which cover appeals to the readers the most.
The writer/cover artist come up with different covers and place them where the public would be able to view them. Then they track which cover/title grabs the attention of the buyer the most.
As a reference, I remember reading about this technique on either Tim Ferriss' website or his book The 4-Hour Work Week. He used it to decide which title/name to give the book.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:58:18 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am reading through these comments, debunking them just for practice, and create another tab to check my Amazon recommendations:
Planet-man ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:52:21 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's fascinating that that happens in general, but is it really plausible for a highly-anticipated, secrecy-shrouded, release-date-locked event book like the last novel in The Dark Tower series? Millions of dollars in lawsuits happen when those things get leaked even a week early(remember the shitstorm during the last few Harry Potter books?), and I seriously doubt the publishers would risk losing millions to some random person finding it in a store and leaking it online SIX MONTHS IN ADVANCE on the chance that they'd make a few extra bucks with that technique.
JakeSteam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:11 on November 12, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The guy didn't look inside, so it could have been a completely blank book, just with the cover.
respondingperson ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 04:12:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
sk himself was fucking with you
gt_9000 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:01:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
SK looked at the prerelease copy of the book. Then he swllowed it. It felt like the right thing to do.
Micheal9164 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 11:06:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
something very freaky and similar happened to me. only it was a movie.
this happened years ago i was watching tv and on the tv came the movie Cast away. i was young when it happened around 9-10 but i watched the entire movie, i thought it was alright but didnt really interest me all that much for obvious reasons no enough batman. well fast forward a few months and my dad comes home all excited because a movie he had been waiting to see had just come out on dvd which he rented. he puts it in and we all sit around under some blankets and start watching it. it turns out it had been Cast Away, i told my parents ive seen it and they thought i was just lying so i proceeded to tell them i saw the entire movie and well because i was a little bit of a bitch back then proceeded to ruin the movie for them by telling them what happens next.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:06:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of a thing that I read once. A girl was home sick from school, watching TV, and the TV switches to a BREAKING NEWS bulletin on how there had been an explosion in the Science Lab because a student had mixed the wrong chemicals, shit went violent, and students were injured/dead. The girl looks at the clock and realizes her friends would be in the Science lab at that point, and gets her keys and drives to the high school. All along the way she was wondering why she wasn't seeing anything law-oriented going to the school, because that's what the TV had showed, the Science lab burning, with cop cars, ambulances, and fire trucks all at the scene. But when she pulled up, nothing was there. She goes in straight to the Science lab, and the teacher lets her pull out her best friend to talk. They're standing outside next to her car talking over the News Cast, and right then the Science lab explodes. Her friend would have been (if I remember right) dead from the explosion. When the girl got home, the News Bulletin was playing just as it had been when she left.
mowmylawn ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:42:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like how she saved just her friend instead of the whole class.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:38:47 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well when she realized it wasn't on fire she thought it was just weird and needed someone to talk to.
infinityredux ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:32:27 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Forward this story to nine friends or your Science Lab will explode!!
Ralod ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:52:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think late at night some engineers screw with things. I can recall seeing premieres of several shows weeks before they were due to come on. I also once saw the remake of Dawn of the Dead in it entirety a few weeks before it hit theaters. The next night on the same channel the movie ran again, but it was only the first 30 mins.
Maybe these were special screenings setup before the advent of streaming?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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moonsammy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:37:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you thinking of Spirited Away? Cast Away was a movie with Tom Hanks, and was most definitely originally in English.
lewistheplayer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:17:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had the same exact thing happen with me, but with the Boon Dock Saints.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:00:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Boondock. One word.
lewistheplayer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:04:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Meh
TheLemon22 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:11:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ka is a wheel bro.
BrianDoyleMurray ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:15:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I love you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me too.
TexasKevin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:07:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard tales of publishing woes where some copies get released that weren't actually approved for release. Like some parts still needed to be edited and somebody just decided it was done and let them out early. They can't always recall those.
IndieLady ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:15:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to work for a publisher and proof or advance copies are available months in advance. Best I can figure is that some copies were accidentally shipped.
pseudocaveman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:52 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or someone who was supposed to have it carried it with him and forgot it. Why he would bring it into a Best Buy and then forget it is beyond me, but people have done dumber shit.
WaldoWal ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:45:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This reminded me of a similar occurence I had. Back when Disney used to air an old movie during prime time on Sundays nights, I swear they aired Weekend At Bernies 2 weeks before it came out in theatres. I was the only one in my family to watch it, and they all tried to tell me later that I had seen a sneak preview. Later, we rented the movie and it confirmed in my mind that i had already seen it. I remembered every scene.
That_was_StephenKing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:50:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously the dark tower was still deteriorating and a copy of the 6th book from a period in the future slipped through the cracks into your best buy. You missed Roland by 5 minutes walking in to take it.
PoeticalArt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:37:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My uncle actually used to manage a bookstore. When it comes to books, a lot of stores actually get big name books sometimes months before they are actually released. I don't know about SIX months but...
shesthevoice ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:07:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Best Buy sells books? Colour me surprised.
TrainerDusk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:50:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
To similar effect but less interesting, I saw the entire finding nemo film roughly 2 years before it came out.
mycatknows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had dreams about the rose, even drew a field of red roses and a dark tower months before startito read the books.
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whyteshadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:20:19 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly thought it was one of the best endings ever. He gives you the same exact decision before the epilogue that Roland was given half way through the book. If you chose to ignore that warning, it's only right that you suffer the consequences of that decision.
Whiskeybent341 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ka is a wheel...you should know this.
PoorBoysAmen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Similar story! I remember watching a new episode to a tv show, a few days or a week later I see an ad for the next episode to premiere, the one I had already seen!
navarone21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As a former Best Buy employee, I know they get shipments months ahead of time and just sit in the back waiting for release. If they shipped some out, and one of the stoners in the back missed the hold date, it could easily get put on the shelf until someone caught it.
or... timetravelification
ultraoptms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You could have gotten tons of cash for it on ebay. Had it been a grant first edition, i would have given you $500 easily.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Stephen King shops at that Best Buy and left a final draft type thing in the store.
whyteshadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:57 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Maybe someone left their ARC behind?
AllEyes0nMe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:07:49 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My friend and his girl both work for publishing agencies and pretty much everyone in the office will get advanced copies of everything before it comes out. I like to think someone planted it to give an unsuspecting passerby a special first look. Did you live on/near new York? (most agencies are based there)
TheThirdWheel ยท 169 points ยท Posted at 14:04:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm late to the party, but this has freaked me out forever.
I was a satellite installer and I was driving between two small towns in North Carolina, Statesville and Taylorsville. It's about a 20 minute drive of a perfectly straight 2 lane road with pretty much nothing but trees on either side. It's the middle of the day and I'm driving along listening to Howard Stern on Sirius when all of a sudden I go from wide awake to falling asleep. Meaning, one second I'm normal, and a second later my head is drooping down and eyes closing and what snaps me out of it is my car bounces like I just hit a speed bump, but I'm still in the middle of the road. Howard Stern is still in the same sentence but my GPS signal says it is lost, and then I hear "Recalculating" and when it comes back I realize I am about 12 miles further down the road than I was, and I had missed my turn by 5 miles.
My immediate thought, even though I consider myself a level-headed atheist was that I fell asleep, hit a tree and died, and was now in some weird afterlife. It was such a strong feeling that I drove to the nearest gas station, got out headed inside with a sweaty palms feeling that the cashier inside was not going to be able to see me. To my relief she did, and I bought a Red Bull. I still think I was hypnotized by the road and drove on some weird autopilot for a while, but losing GPS signal, and not missing any of Howard Stern is explainable to me, I even used the Sirius ability to rewind and there was none of the show that I missed.
In case you're wondering my butthole felt fine.
robutmike ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 21:24:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for a fine butthole. This comment is gonna look weird out of context if someone reviews my comments.
fc3sbob ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:14:05 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Howard Stern usually stays on the same topic for 4 hours.
Dr_Winston_O_Boogie ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:52:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for last sentence.
navarone21 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:47:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would say:
Hypnotized
GPS dropping out snapped you out of it
State of Hypnosis allowed you to pilot your car and hear the radio without applying the time passing
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:12:34 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If the GPS dropping out snapped him out of it, one would think the GPS loudly telling him to turn left/right five miles back would've woke him up too.
madpedro ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:12:00 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This can happen to drivers on straight roads, sort of zoning out and snapping out of it to find out they missed the exit or they're driving out of the road.
Seems you could have zoned out focusing on the radio. As you missed the exit it is expected that your gps would be recalculating, and for some reas on may have lost the signal.
This happened to me a few times, on a straight road I know well, usually at night or on a dark day with music on, I lose awareness of my surrounding and "wake up" a couple kilometers further before the road goes into a curve.
leftangles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:12:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you are dead and so was the cashier and so are we? Damn it.
TomMelee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:34:52 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Because it was the middle of the day and there were lots of trees, I would conjecture that you had a photosensitive seizure / absence seizure that ended when you decided you felt ready to pass out.
You're fairly lucky you didn't eat one of those trees for lunch. More.
Skrillex4ever ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:25:38 on June 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it is time paul.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:24:50 on May 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What's that with the butthole. I don't get the reference.
TheThirdWheel ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:13:07 on May 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Alien abduction joke.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:45:28 on May 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks.
Stinkvis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:00 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Im a truck driver and I've heard more of this phenomenon, its also commonly known for drivers to have a much slower reaction on parts of road they've grown used to, like the roads you drive on to work every day.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:57 on January 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's freaky.
psychedelicsouleyeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:58 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Great story, that's a funny ending.
[deleted] ยท 1890 points ยท Posted at 03:16:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I used to work in a building that had three levels of sub-basements, with the piece of lab equipment I typically worked on in the lowest basement. I had the only key. There was a wired phone in there, and I did work late some nights... but not this night.
I was sleeping alone in my apartment when I woke up to a call on my cell phone from my girlfriend at 3 AM, she was in hysterics and asking why I scared her. Apparently she received a call from that basement phone just a minute earlier, with someone who sounded like me slowly repeating her name, until crackling and fading out. My apartment was 10 miles away from work. I thought she was lying, but I saw the 3 AM call from the basement phone logged on her cell myself. Still freaks me the fuck out.
stealthymountain ยท 605 points ยท Posted at 04:52:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"used to work in a building that had three levels of sub-basements, with the piece of lab equipment I typically worked on in the lowest basement"
Raccoon city.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:48:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Walter White in Raccoon City.
KMFDM781 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:34:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Where's my ink ribbon, bitch?
NomadofExile ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 10:07:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's ghosts and shit in here yo.
xG33Kx ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:07:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shit's on fire, yo.
RadiantSun ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:56:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We've got to remove the contaminant.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:13:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK those ink ribbons!
racoonrick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:22:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Never heard of it...
goatsegonewild ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:13:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Each basement had a different color keycard which were spread out in random locations.
Monster_Claire ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:45:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I love that "Raccoon city" is very obviously filmed in Toronto. (they have the final battle scene at the end of the second movie right in front of our city hall for example.)Anyone who lives in Toronto can attest to the fact that we have a huge population of very large raccoons. It fits.
Lots42 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:08:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The sub-basements were the coolest.
snotbot3000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:25:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"used to work in a building that had three levels of sub-basements, with the piece of lab equipment I typically worked on in the lowest basement"
breaking bad lab.
RoachOnATree0116 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:46:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every now and then you read a comment that makes you clap. Your's is such a comment.
Vital_Pulse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:49:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nemesis: Staaaaaarrrrrsss
eterna-oscuridad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good one.
SRSLY_GUYS_SRSLY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was his girlfriend named "STARS"?
leujin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:13 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or possibly Hyrule. His girlfriend might be a princess.
Sonoluminescent ยท 162 points ยท Posted at 04:59:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
goddamn it that is creepy as fuck
Cheimon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:15:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...and I think I won't be reading any more stories tonight ;)
canireddit ยท 1323 points ยท Posted at 03:34:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit, it's turning into that thread again. I'm not getting any sleep tonight :(
[deleted] ยท 329 points ยท Posted at 05:35:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same. Laying in bed with the laptop, afraid to flip it down for all the creepy stuff that I know is/may be behind it.
[deleted] ยท 376 points ยท Posted at 05:47:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The worst is that whatever "it" is it will have the upperhand since you will have temporary blindness due to your laptops backlight. Good luck.
[deleted] ยท 355 points ยท Posted at 06:39:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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gfrk ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 08:23:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Worst part is that i'm on my phone, facing away from my girlfriend, in bed, and I can no longer feel her breathing or hear it.
I can only feel my heart beat shaking the bed.
I'm usually not afraid of the dark but i'm afraid to turn around.
What if she was like two inches away, and opens her eyes right when I look at her and lunges at me?
mellonandenter ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 11:26:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ever since I was a kid, I find pretending that youre sleeping works as a perfect.counter against monsters out to get you.
Lots42 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:08:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's a creepypasta I've been trying to find so I can repost. Something about a little girl going to Daddy instead of mommy because of a dream she had where something had taken Mommy's skin and place in bed.
Help?
jwallace582 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 12:24:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Daddy, I had a bad dream."
You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darknessโit's 3:23. "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"
"No, Daddy."
The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not sweetie?"
"Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up."
hamstock ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:43:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What is that from? Did you just come up with that? Because that is some creepy creepy shit.
jwallace582 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:47:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, Lots42 mentioned it and i simply found it for him. I wish i could make a story like that!
jwallace582 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:24:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
is that it?
Lots42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:13:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hahhaha AWESOME. So meta.
Panq ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:18:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, you should probably do this anyway, as bright lights tend to prevent your brain from going into sleep mode. Turn all the lights (especially screen backlights) right down at least an hour or so before you intend to sleep.
Clockwork7Daemon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:39:02 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
turns on bedside lamp, looks around, turns it off
Tarcanus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:15:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
nah, just install f.lux
atheistarmageddon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
dies
C0c0Beware ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:59:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What you do is turn your laptop so it's also blinded by the backlight. Then run!
glassFractals ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 07:06:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking slender man.
unnoved ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:54:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
omg I just saw this on youtube and found it hillarious
gozarthegozarian ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:24:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Run you piece of shit! I'm going to rape you!
ManBroGuy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:41:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you remind me of him?!
Fealiks ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:12:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The trick is to close one eye for a few minutes to let the iris open up fully. Instant night vision in one eye. Works a treat.
AragornCyborg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:34 on May 12, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's what pirates used eye patches for.
SeawolfX13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:19:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lol!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:21:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm fine until my roommate stops coughing!
raerae_onelove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fuck you... thanks a lot for this thought
TurnerJ5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's just evil.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fancy running into you here Turner. Just be prepared to spend the next several hours reading crazy ass stories.
KnightyKnax ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 05:59:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Better go check if the front door is locked. Just in case.
Xer0day ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 06:15:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It won't matter. It's already inside.
glassFractals ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 07:06:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hate you. Slenderman in the shadows.
permahudef ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:13:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman is freaky, but it would be the little, fast, strong-for-their-size, elusive things with claws that would freak me out. Like Gremlins, but 1/2 the size. Many of them. Silent, sneaky, agile, and smart.
oddfuture445 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:17:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But thosegremlin things would be trying their hardest to chase me, not completely in control. Slenderman on the other hand, ALWAYS knows where you are, he doesn't have to chase after you, he just waits for the perfect moment. Carefully waiting. Preying.
permahudef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good point, but I think of the Gremlins as more stealthy than chase-y. Grab the straight razor and hide between your pillows until you fall asleep kinda stealthy.
Soniku17 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:29:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just heard a floorboard creak in my room.
I have a carpet.
permahudef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...That strange feeling after you've woken up, showered, eaten breakfast, gone to work for a few hours, then upvoting a response to a post you made 6 hours ago...before bed.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:34:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But thank you for locking the door. So polite of you to make sure it's more difficult for you to escape.
kpkenned ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:33:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Here's a glitch, I was going to write that.
Fuck.
I keep reading these things, and it's like the farther down the thread I get the deeper into the "weird part of the internet" i get.
AGD4 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:14:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's ok. We're both underneath impenetrable fucking blankets, remember?
AGD4 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:17:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's ok. We're both underneath impenetrable fucking blankets, remember?
stealthshadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am doing this too, I cautiously checked before I got up and turned on the light.
beliefsarerelative ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:32:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm laying in bed with the laptop, scratching my butt! Woo hoo!
Lasserb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:08 on June 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was doing exactly that when I read your post. Already freaked out from the other post, i was so surprised that it made me pause mid-action, scratching my butt.
beliefsarerelative ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:35:19 on June 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I left my reddit account open and fell asleep, I think that comment was my brother's lame account hack. I'm disappointed, really. He could have done better.
But since I feel bad for giving you false butt-scratching camaraderie, I'll scratch my butt right now to make up for it.
Fealiks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pssh. Don't kid yourself.
Mr_Salutations ยท 428 points ยท Posted at 04:36:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
those are the BEST!
moshisimo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:57:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah!!! Cuz more Reddit!!
thatguyferg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah man, is there a subreddit for stories like that, besides r/nosleep?
Mr_Salutations ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:52:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
r/nosleep is fun and all, but there's too much embellishment action going on. i just want short, concise, creepy ass stories- under the premise that they're real!
i don't want a slenderman essay! i want creepy things that happened to you that will make me hate myself for reading until 1 in the morning.
paper_zoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every now and then I will search for an old one and read it. I love them that much. Looking forward to a new one coming around though.
Mr_Salutations ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:31:05 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would copy and paste the best ones to friends in emails. They were all probably sent out at 1 am.
thatguyferg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I'm saying, nosleep is nice for creepy stories but I like to hear true things and ones that aren't a page long.
Mr_Salutations ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:27 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I CONCUR! r/realcreepystories ?
thatguyferg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:21 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I feel it would be quite the success
Mr_Salutations ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:19:10 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yeah, but if people submit too often... then it'll get watered down. plus- i would never stop reading it. maybe we're doing the world a service by not creating that subreddit.
thatguyferg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:34 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably, not to mention it is far too easy to make up a story just enough to make it pants-shittingly scary.
kingtrewq ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:38:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
These are the worst things I could be reading lying in bed right now.I expected funny stories people. More extra eggs, less talking to dead.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so pathetic even the egg story scared me. It reminded me of Ghostbusters when the eggs pop out onto the counter and start cooking. Freaked the hell out of me as a kid.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:28:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Considering I'm not going to sleep and nobody else will, I guess I will tell my story. My Mom owned a music box since she was a child in the 50's, about 15-20 years ago it broke, always frustrated her. She died in 2006 when I was 11 after a battle with lung cancer. Now fast forward a year and a half ago. It's 1am and I decide to sleep, logging out of Facebook. I lie there for a couple of seconds, (I live in the basement). Above my TV unit is the music box (Right by the tiny basement window), and while I take a breath and get ready for sleep...the box goes off, full speed and loud. I literally am frozen in fear since I think someone is playing a prank by the window...I finally get up and ran upstairs without looking back...I think it's my imagination but I sat upstairs listening to it for 7 minutes, I was shaking like a leaf. Now, I have never heard/remembered the music box tune before it broke (I am 17), but when I described the tune to my dad, he said that was the one. I think I will be staring at that music box all night tonight :P, creepier things have happened in my house after my mom passed, but I think I have creeped myself enough for one night.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:42:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If it's your mom don't be scared. Just ask her what she wants. And tell her you love her.
PunishableOffence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your mom was a witch who stored a part of her soul in that music box.
Bunker37 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:21:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am jumping ship now, and leaving the Internet for tonight.
Bulls729 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 05:29:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nosleep never sleep again.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:46:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I love that subreddit because I can read it in my phones browser at night with no addons. The black background is really easy on the eyes.
Bulls729 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:49:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On your computer you can download the RES Extension which is made for any browser, it include many features one of them being "night mode"
USMCsniper ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:35:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ive used that , but for some reason every time i change pages it does this awkward flash and recolors everything. anyone else have this issue / can help me?
beergoggles69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:42:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, what's RES again? I need reminding from someone please...
ButchTheKitty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:20:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you mean Reddit Enhancement Suite? I think this guy is talking about Reddit Enhancement Suite, because Reddit Enhancement Suite is awesome and without Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit wouldn't be quite as awesome.
Reddit Enhancement Suite
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know this sadly I have not been able to find a mobile version and I really hate using apps for stuff the phone already does. I just need to figure out how to invert colors on the stock sense browser.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:07:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The lower I go on this thread, the more light this bedroom needs.
ewilliam ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:42:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I'm laying in bed at 4:30am and can't get back to sleep. So I pick up my phone from the nightstand and open up alienblue, and hey, this looks like a good thread to read...OHGODWHY??!! And just now, as I am reading the story about ghosts/aliens taking pictures of people in their sleep, no shit, the wind picked up and rattled my window.
Eh, sleep is overrated anyway.
-MURS- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:35:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
link
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:36:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Great, thanks for reminding me. :(
shizzlebeans ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:02:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
chapssssstick
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:39:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got this.
RTLemur89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:45:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same, I'm alone in my apartment. Just me and the silverfish to keep me company. Shudders
amero421 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:01:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's 8am right now and I'm getting freaked out
Wish_I_had_a_KLZE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:19:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
definitely noooo sleep
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamnit.
bfhancock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah seriously. I was good until this one.
le1ca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was about to go to bed, and figured, "Hey, this thread looks amusing and unlikely to scare the sleep out of me; I'll read it!" I was quite wrong.
KMFDM781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No shit...I guess I'm sleeping with all the lights on tonight...
vluhd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hate that thread.
uneekfreek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:40:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in my bed. In pitch darkness...except phone light glaring my face...help.
uneekfreek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:40:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in my bed. In pitch darkness...except phone light glaring my face...help.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:48:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously. I'm outta here.
dopebob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
someone needs to start a r/yourenotsleepingtonight
sbarret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh, are there other threads like this? Link me up!
TrueAmurrican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would say the same thing.... But then my bullshit and logical explanation meter starts going off the hook..
Heikendahl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh shit, just made you the 1000th upvote... feel so special (:
[deleted] ยท 700 points ยท Posted at 05:14:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm calling bullshit just bc it's less scary if i don't believe it.
mattylike ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 09:20:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like your philosophy.
cwstjnobbs ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 10:44:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good idea, you call bullshit, I'll call the Ghostbusters, the ghost will call you.
We all meet here in one hour, bring beer.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 08:29:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Im calling bullshit because it didn't happen.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:55:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing has never happened one night as much as this always happened.
[deleted] ยท 233 points ยท Posted at 06:43:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 324 points ยท Posted at 12:27:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was the future you calling the young you to make you look out and hide. If you hadn't seen the serial killer he would have caught you unaware and you would have died, thus not being able to grow up and travel back in time to warn yourself. It's all a bit wibbly wobbly to be honest.
Spelter ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 13:45:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wibbly wobbly timey stuff?
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:50:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And sort of wimey, too.
xbenzerox ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:35:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's bizarre that I watched that exact episode on netflix last night.
ChiisaiTenshi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:54:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That episode scared the shit out of me when I first saw it. It was 1am and I was at my grandma's house... My grandma collects angel statues. No sleep was had that night, because I was staring at the angel statuette on the window sill all night.
xbenzerox ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:55:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, agreed. I was in there last night at like midnight watching it. I shamelessly went and grabbed my 5 year old to come hop in the bed so I had someone there close. (worst dad ever?)
Mr_Abe_Froman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:21:45 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That exact episode was on BBC America this afternoon... I just watched it three hours ago and came across this thread just now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:27 on May 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what show is it called? i want to watch that episode. lol. i have netflix. :)
ChiisaiTenshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:37 on May 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Doctor Who episode Blink from the 3rd season of the 2005 series.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:26 on May 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh okay. cool. thanks.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:19:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But then, how did he survive the first time?
Trevarr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:23:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
MULTIVERSE.
TSElephant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:48:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:01 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:41 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know it's a paradox, that's why I found the idea amusing.
And I already answered to another comment like yours:
saaking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:19 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He will do it because Muddzm told him that's why he did. So when the time comes, he will remember what muddzm said and call back to warn himself thus fulfilling an endless loop. So, in fact, muddzm just saved his life.... right?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
His phone goes ding when there is stuff.
kieuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How did the future him know to call the past him?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Because.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:33 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey... stuff.
Frankto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:24 on January 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to bed until 15 seconds ago. Damn it.
marquizzo ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 09:20:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your story reminds me of that scene in Signs when the little girl goes up to her dad's room and says "There's a monster outside my window, can I have a glass of water?". When Mel Gibson looks out the window, there's an unnaturally tall and lanky silhouette standing on the barnyard roof. That scene screwed me over for months. Every night after parking my car, I would rush home and look down in fear of seeing that alien in real life.
PissComingOutOfMyAss ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:57:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember that my cousin had to pause the movie and point it out for me because I didn't see it at first. Bricks were shat.
oogmar ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:24:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My big brother was a projectionist when that movie came out. I watched it from the booth like 7 times and, until reading your comment just now, never NOTICED that silhouette, but you mentioning it pulls that exact figure into my brain and has officially given me the fuckin' creeps.
Jeebus, how many times did I see that but not notice it?
marquizzo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:00:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You still haven't seen it? Here's a video of it with soothing music, to alleviate the blow that you're looking at an alien on the rooftop.
Revenant10-15 ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 13:58:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Konro_Bane...reversed...enaB_ornoK. Eneb Ornok. Enebornock. Enebbernock. Henebbernock. Heneverknock. He never knocks....
Figglewatts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:37:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ENHANCE!
eleyeveyein ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:44:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TIL J.J. Abrams reddit name is Revenant10-15
ketchup-_-king ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:58:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This comment scared me more than the actual story.
Capatown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:30:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You are a puzzle genius!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:02 on January 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I've voted for crazier people than you, so okay.
redballoons3 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:01:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also have something similar to these stories...
I used to work at this lodge out in jasper alberta and they had these huge signature cabins guests could stay in with multiple bedrooms and living areas. Anyways, my ex worked switchboard for the hotel and one night he was getting all these calls from one of the rooms in "point cabin". One of the biggest of the cabins. No one was answering so he thought some staff members or hooligans had broken in and were messing around in there. So he sends security out to check it out. Security gets there and calls from one of the rooms saying there's no one there. My ex was like, that's really funny because the phone from the next room over to you is calling me right now. Security noped out of there ASAP.
DiplodoDigitus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:10:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ex works switchboard, acts like there may be a break in, and sends them to an empty cabin to check inside. They call back, and the ex scares the guards by telling them there is someone in the next room over.
I'm sure lol's were had.
ha ha ha
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:51:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
GAH!
I think I've stayed in one of those cabins. Thank fuck nothing creepy happened.
CDClock ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:32:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what the fuck
RedheadFireStarter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:42:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just wet my pants.
I_Drink_Piss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You probably have a million replies by now, but was it actually your name in real life or Konro_Bane? Just curious.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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I_Drink_Piss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Only when I lose bets.
And I haven't lost bets. =D
HardCorwen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So are you saying you got a collect call from someone (maybe you in the future) using your name? Or you got a collect call from someone named Konro Bane, and that event was so impacting to you that it ended up being the reddit name you chose?
sandalphon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR CHILD KONRO BANE?
Kasdfkl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If this is real, I think it's one of the creepiest in this thread.
daephon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"My name is Konro_Bane, I'm from the future." He also has a soulpatch.
newcirclejerkmod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:52 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
upvote for being ready to shoot the fuck outta him
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:19 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of something that happened when i was 16. I was cycling accross Spain from Leon to Santiago with a group of 20. At the midpoint of our trip we were crossing over steep mountains and stopped for the night in a very isolated log cabin hotel and pretty much booked out the entire place.
That night after everyone one else was fast asleep, me and my friend went onto our balcony to talk and smoke (it was a school trip so this was the only time we could). We sat there talking for about an hour looking out into the huge forest covering the mountain side.
At about 2am, he was talking when suddenly i get this weird feeling. I stop him and a second later we hear 3 footsteps on the gravel below the balcony. We both give eachother a puzzled look, when suddenly the door behind us opens and bangs against the wall inside.
So we're like 'fuck this shit' and run inside. the hallway is empty and pitch black but for the light from our room at the other end. Creepiest hallway ive ever seen. So i run down first, have a look into our room, he comes after and goes in. I grab the key to lock the door. Im nervous so im struggling with it a bit. Just before the key turns i feel a strong pull on the handle. I screamed like mad, pulled the handle up, turned the key and jumped into bed, safe. For what seemed like 20 mins after, there was this light scratching noise on the other side of the door. We were so freaked out by it, that we didnt say one word to one another the next. I was glad to get the fuck away from that log cabin.
GanjahPandah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:26 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaannndddd that's enough internet for tonight. Fuck!
trolltis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:25 on April 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your reflection? Lol
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:43 on July 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"THE CALL IS COMMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!"
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:04:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So you've had this account for 5 months, and you had this call when you grew up...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:22 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What I mean is "I grew up..." makes it sound like it was more than 5 months ago. Yet back then you wouldn't have had this account.
mriparian ยท 1172 points ยท Posted at 04:13:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This story gave me Goosebumps by R.L. Stine.
Occams_Beard_Trimmer ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 05:49:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think this sounds a lot better if you preface it with, "LIZ LEMON"
garrepi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:51:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This technique almost always works with Kanye West tweets. I give you Kanye Jordan.
ExistentialEnso ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:27:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lesbian Yellow Sour Fruit?
On that note, did you see tonight's episode? Funny, but really fucking weird, even by 30 Rock standards.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:54:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This made me laugh out loud. In fact I signed in just to give you an upvote. Please continue to be amazing.
animusvoxx ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 07:42:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reader Beware, You're In For a Scare!
NightMasquerade ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:24:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I love you.
HelloHAL9000 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:28:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Based on the novel "Push" by Saphire.
gidaeonsvn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:24:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They just give those away now, huh
mriparian ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:42:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, they kind of peaked in value in the nineties. Been a decline ever since.
CodenameDeadpool ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:21:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you live on "Fear Street"?
appropriate-username ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:50:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
tm c
junglenachos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:59:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I liked.
itwasgoodtoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it was good too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:06:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What a shit gift.
Uhrzeitlich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The box set?
shishkibob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:37 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All I got was dumb ol' Twilight :(
i_will_touch_ur_nose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:10 on July 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
'Is R.L Stein in the building? Because that story just gave me goosebumps.'
xMotch ยท 1560 points ยท Posted at 04:12:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Dr_fish ยท 2024 points ยท Posted at 06:27:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HELLO
YES THIS IS GHOST
supernova1992 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 09:06:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No! This is Patrick!
OverlordSoS ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 07:59:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
GOD DAMN IT GHOST I NEARLY SPRAYED MY MONITOR WITH MILK!
You funny guy, ghost.
kateastrophic ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:00:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But it was HIS voice. Maybe he was thinking about her so intently in his dream that it manifested as a phone call from work.
Not that this explanation makes ANY more sense. Just less scary than a GHOOOOOST.
Dr_fish ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 10:04:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HELLO
YES THIS IS VOICE IN PHONE MANIFESTED DUE TO INTENSE DREAM
F_E_M_A ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:34:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hello? Yes,this is SCIENCE
Aceeyee ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:43:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
YOU WIN! I GIVE UP! logs out of Reddit forever
Dr_fish ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:48:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yay!
Hello_This_Is_bear ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 10:32:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hello?
Yes this is bear...
Dr_fish ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 10:36:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HELLO BEAR
I AM FISH
ParadoxPanda ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 12:05:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
GREETINGS FISH,
I AM PANDA.
Dr_fish ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 12:46:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HELLO PANDA
I AM FISH
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 12:28:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HOWDY PANDA
I AM ONE HELLUVA TOASTY MUFFIN
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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martyz ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:38:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OK COMPUTER, I AM RADIOHEAD
AragornCyborg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:32 on May 12, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HELLO MARTYZ, I AM CYBORG. ALSO SLOWPOKE
CrownLove ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:47:15 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Never have I laughed harder at a comment.
cosmiccake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:02:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you called down the thunder... now reap the whirlwind.
SerialRappist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:49:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If i had money, you would be getting a month of reddit gold...youll have to settle for an upvote and this compliment: You have nice hands.
j_vo1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:09 on January 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This made me laugh for several minutes.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:31:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:05:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NICE TRY MONKEY BUT I KNOW WHO IS DOG
Flatline_hun ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:50:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
911 upvotes...
I DO NOT TOUCH THIS THING
ThenTheLightsCameOn ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
AAAAAAAAA, killing me over here. I want to share this...
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:30:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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mrmonkey72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:12 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Ghost Dog" is a cinematic masterpiece.
faceplain ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:23:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh god thank you for bringing humor to this thread.
cgarcia805 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:12:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Much, much needed humor. I make sure to not go into r/nosleep after 6pm.
xbigman ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 04:59:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hello...Yes, this is dog.
PENISPUNCHER ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:16:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
almost, but not really
caedin8 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:44:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/hello-yes-this-is-dog.png
heybuddy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:07:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is almost too appropriate in this context.
Hiafolks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:02:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dog
Armo4444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can you explain where that's from please?
TheLoganBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was not dog.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:40 on May 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
is this a reference to something else or did this statement start here. I am seeing this being said a number of times in comments.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:06:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to say this, well played.
chandlerxbing ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 05:35:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WHY IS THIS NOT THE NUMBER ONE REPLY??
BadKitty420 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Only appropriate response.
wcc445 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:54 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If every comment on every single thread on reddit has to be a fucking joke, at least be original? Read this same comment like 8 times on this page.
ktasey09 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 06:54:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it was Dog?
Jennster ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 04:25:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Someone is fucking with you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Again, that's what I have to believe. It's worth noting that she was so convinced it was me, she thought I was lying. Not sure if she ever did come around to believing me, we stopped talking about it pretty fast.
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 05:20:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh god the "crackling and fading out" gave me a visceral, fear-induced near-vomiting dry heave... that was the oddest and worst feeling I've never had before
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 05:16:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Jookia ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:19:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's 5PM here with daylight savings, I have my blinds shut but my room is slightly dark and I'm scared shitless of a monster about to get me.
hamstock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
its seven AM I'm in my brightly lit office with people all around me. Still. Monsters.
WarPhalange ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:25:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Plot-twist! You now see the shadow of someone standing behind you.
chaoskitty ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 13:58:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My husband was once called by name by something unseen in our kitchen. I was in the bedroom reading and he was in the living room taking a nap on the couch. No one else home but us at the time. No tv or music or anything like that playing. We both heard a distinct female voice call out his name from the kitchen. I said "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!" at the same time my husband groggily answered "What?" thinking I'd called him. It happened a few years ago and I've tried to work out every possible reason that would explain it but have never been able to figure it out. Creepy factor +100
dsuse15 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:07:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had something very similar happen to me. I was stopping to check in on my dad's house while they were on vacation. I had pretty much grown up there and was very comfortable alone in the house. I had never got any weird feelings, but for some reason that night was different. I went into the living room and stood at the bottom of the steps; instant chills. Then I hear the creepiest thing I've ever experienced; a scratchy voice says my name from upstairs: "Heeyyy Donnyyyyy". I was out of there instantly. I called my parents right away and they blew me off. But to this day I can't explain it. We have no pets, there were no fans or AC on. Nothing.
After telling my step-mom the story, she had a few experiences of her own to share with me...
HardCorwen ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:54:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Go on...
pumpkinpulp ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:14:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My boyfriend and I once stayed at a friend's house to keep an eye on his pets while he was out of town. On the third day we were sitting on the couch in broad daylight, both reading. The entire house was silent and closed up because of cold weather. Both of us very clearly heard a voice from the hallway call my boyfriend's name three times then say either "run" or "Ron". We opened the front door, walked through the entire house and went outside because we were sure there was a person somewhere. I still have no idea what that was.
chaoskitty ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:31:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, three times makes it even creepier because just once you can maybe sorta play off as something else. I would really, really like to know what we've heard.
Jasonrj ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 06:13:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Your story reminded me of this one:
I know two people, one is Susan and one is Suzanne, these are their real names. The two are in no way related and live in different cities, etc. One day I picked up the phone to call Susan. Susan did not answer, and I got her usual answering machine message (just the default message I had heard numerous times before) and left a message.
The next day I saw Suzanne, and she asked why I had left a message on her machine and what the heck I was talking about. I did not know Suzanne's number before this happened. I looked in my phone to figure out what number I dialed and how it could have happened and it turns out Suzanne shares the last 4 digits of Susan's phone number, and I somehow dialed 3 completely different numbers for the first half of the phone number and they just happened to be Suzanne's who also happened to share Susan's default answering machine message.
FTroop09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't you have needed to dial an area code to get through?
Jasonrj ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:20:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was the same area code, just different cities many miles apart with different pre-fixes.
hamstock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you Scott McCloud?
cosmonautsix ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:09:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, I was just about to go to sleep.....
ListenHear ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:25:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NOPE NOPE NOPE...no thanks Im out
GrandviewOhio ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:52:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this is the best one. I got goosebumps
spikeyfreak ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:02:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen my parents argue about something like this.
When my mom and dad were dating, my dad had a friend with a '69 Charger with a blower, and they rode around in it all the time. Plus my mom and dad lived about 30 minutes apart in really small towns in rural Texas.
One evening my mom and several of her friends were getting in a car at her house to go somewhere and that Charger pulled up in the driveway next door, and my mom says that my dad called out and asked where they were going, and they told him, and then the charger took off.
It was apparently evening, but my mom swears she saw my dad, but he swears up and down that they never did that, and in fact he and his friend weren't anywhere close that night. Plus she admits that it was a really strange thing, to drive to her house, pull into the driveway next door, ask where they were going, and then leave.
rebelspyder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bet that was a sweet ride. What color?
Cptn_Hook ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:20:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I thought you'd said you were sleeping at work, down in that room. Was going to suggest some form of sleepwalking had taken place. Re-read the story. Pooped pants.
Cloud887 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:03:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could you say the general place you live, because I lived in Anchorage for awhile stationed in Elmendorf AFB, as a Military Cop. There was a abandoned warehouse on base, that was always completely secure, and condemned. We would occasionally get calls from one phone number, from that building, the only thing on the other line was the sound of breathing. We would respond thinking it was possibly some kids goofing off in the building, which was dangerous, because it was falling apart. Every single time we got there, there would be nothing, no one in the building or even around it, the building was pretty isolated. One night we even ran code 3 (lights and sirens) got there, while our Dispatch was still on the phone call.....No one was there.
antibubbles ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:36:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
caller id is really easy to fake... although i'm sure it was probably just a ghost
Reesy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:25:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
r/ nosleep?
shadowknife392 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:42:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Cassandra*" It rasped, like sandpaper rubbing over wood. "Cassandra!" the thing repeated, with more volume. Cassandra froze in terror, completely freezing. "Cassandra!" It roared, with it's voice like diamond-tipped knives grinding through Styrofoam. Cassandra froze as she heard static, and eventually faded out. She tried to scream, but a lump had formed in her throat, as she tried to sob.
*Or whatever she's called
bigpoopa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:05:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds something like tron
brian72 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:24:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One of your coworkers was screwing with you. Either they had a way into your room or they had access to the wiring closet/pbx and made a call from your line. They had your girlfriend's number because she probably called you there.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:25:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I have to assume, but I can't imagine why. We were a pretty low-key couple.
metatron5369 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:36:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't have the only key.
This has "deranged janitor" written all over it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:04:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
holy fuck. This happened to my step mom. She worked on a military base at the time. On a Sunday, my grandmother gets a call from my step moms office. She didnt answer the phone, but called my step mom and asked her about it. My step mom was freaked out, because nobody is at her office on a sunday, its locked and empty. She called the base and they sent MPs to investigate, and there was nobody there, the offices were locked. very strange
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:21:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
If the call was made by someone outside of the sub-basement (by phreaking the building's phone system to make it appear to be from the sub-basement), then that person would have to know your girlfriend's phone number. If the call was made from the actual sub-basement phone then the person could have just pressed redial. It's possible your girlfriend gave her name over the phone, so that person could have been a complete stranger just randomly pressing redial and then crank calling whoever answered.
If your girlfriend gave her name on the phone, then the phone call could have been a crossed line between some crank caller and your girlfriend (not very likely, but coincidences happen). However, it seems most likely that the call came from someone inside the sub-basement (who most likely knew your girlfriend's name and pressed redial on the phone).
Someone else besides you could have been able to get into the sub-basement at night. Perhaps someone simply stayed late and you locked them in (maybe they were hiding). Perhaps you forgot to lock the door. Or, maybe you had the only key that you knew about, but someone else had a key that you didn't know about. Someone who used to hold the key could have copied it and not told you, or someone else could have had a master key or a copy of one. Lastly, someone may have been able to get past the lock (picking it, using a credit card, etc.).
Best guess would be it was a freaky colleague who met your girlfriend once or twice and took a creepy but secret shine to her. This guy has made sure to get copies of all the keys in the building, because he's a creepy guy and he likes to sneak around. He notices you use the sub-basement phone to call your girlfriend, so he decides to sneak in late at night and press redial in order to crank call her. Seeing a call from a number that you sometimes use, often late at night, she assumes the call is going to be you, so she expects your voice, so maybe it was that expectation that caused her to make a mistake.
Alternatively, the facts that she was extremely scared, that she called your cell phone right away, rather than ringing back the basement phone, and that she chewed you out over the cell phone, but presumably didn't say anything back during the freaky basement call, suggests that she already thought it wasn't you. She probably was just massively freaked out and actually called your cell phone to make sure she got hold of you because she really needed your emotional support. However, when talking to you on your cell, she accused you of pranking her, since that was possible and she didn't want to be laughed at. I can also guess that the amount that the caller sounded like you may have been exaggerated after the fact, since it is the main reason given for why she told you off, and she probably wouldn't want to admit that she told you off just as an excuse to call you because she was really afraid and alone. I would guess that if you're still with her and it comes up again, you should sympathise with how upset she must have been and reaffirm that it was right to call you for support, and that such support is given freely.
celieus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:01:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
reminded me of this http://imgur.com/gallery/48ACD
ghostface134 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:02:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
โSo then his wife comes through the door!โ โ Homer Simpson โSo?โ โ Bart Simpson โDid I mention she was dead?โ โ Homer Simpson โNo.โ โ Lisa Simpson โWell, she was. And she hit him in the head with a golf club!โ โ Homer Simpson โAnd?โ โ Bart Simpson โDonโt you remember? He went golfing all the time and it really bugged her.โ โ Homer Simpson โYou said he went bowling!โ โ Lisa Simpson โDโoh!โ โ Homer Simpson
WarPhalange ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:27:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
โSo then his wife comes through the door!โ โ Homer Simpson
โSo?โ โ Bart Simpson
โDid I mention she was dead?โ โ Homer Simpson
โNo.โ โ Lisa Simpson
โWell, she was. And she hit him in the head with a golf club!โ โ Homer Simpson
โAnd?โ โ Bart Simpson
โDonโt you remember? He went golfing all the time and it really bugged her.โ โ Homer Simpson
โYou said he went bowling!โ โ Lisa Simpson
โDโoh!โ โ Homer Simpson
Also, it works better if you say who's talking before the quotes.
Sansarasa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:17:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
To be 100% sure the call originated from your workplace you should have asked for a detailed report of every outgoing call made from that phone.
If there was no record of such call, then someone just fucked with you and your gf using caller ID spoofing techniques.
But if there was... for sanity's sake I'll assume yours wasn't really the only key, and again someone was trying to fuck with you...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I should have, but we were both so freaked out by it that we just NOPE'd it out of our brains and let it go. For my own sanity, I have to assume that for some unknown reason someone went through a lot of trouble just to fuck with us.
BatticusMao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dog is a creepy bastard.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fear tears D,,:
2plus2equalscats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My eyes literally welled up a bit in fear.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I imagined you yelling this at me. Oh, and you just so happened to be Jack Nicholson.
USMCsniper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
D:
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why did I why did I why did I....O_O
concernednerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes? This is dog! (then continues to say gfs name)
NathTheMirv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, yes this dog?
Faegrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of the 'nosleep' Buttonhead Story
finalaccountdown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you asshole I am scared now
bebopblues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was there a call log on your phone? You might have dial while sleeping, sleep-dial. :)
HereIsWhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got fear tears
JewPorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm convincing myself that you made this story up for the karma just so I can sleep tonight.
Arx0s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wilford Birmley just lookin' for his diabeetis testing supplies.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! I gotta go to bed man
heree_kitteh_kitteh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
aaannndd on go the lights in my room.
shadowknife392 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Cassandra*" It rasped, like sandpaper rubbing over wood. "Cassandra!" the thing repeated, with more volume. Cassandra froze in terror, completely freezing. "Cassandra!" It roared, with it's voice like diamond-tipped knives grinding through Styrofoam. Cassandra froze as she heard static, and eventually faded out. She tried to scream, but a lump had formed in her throat, as she tried to sob.
*Or whatever she's called
Megabobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
666 points. I dare not add any more.
goldendelicious1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously your "spirit" left your body while sleeping and made that call from work. Now if you can only get it to punch the time clock...
CurtisEFlush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
and I was upvote 666 on friday the 13th; way to start the day!
hairygummybear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This creeps me out to no end. I hope you are making this story up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's some really messed up stuff man.
Sowpuncher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:04:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Even if I am a real man and vote for Rick Santorum, this makes me feel a bit fearful.
cultured_banana_slug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:05:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Realities crossed. A you from an alternative timeline called his girlfriend and somehow his call went through to your girlfriend. He's on alternate reddit right now talking about how he put a call through to his girlfriend, talked to her, and yet she has no memory of the event.
yowhatupmayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:06:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fuuck
missmichellini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, please be making this up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hate you. I'm turning my phone off right now.
MrMathamagician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How about this? Even in the wired phone days they had redial and often business type places have a phone with a little display that shows the listed name of the person you're calling. Then anyone with access to the room (janitor, colleague, punk teens breaking in) could just hit the redial and play a prank.
If there isn't a display on the phone then maybe they called earlier or on another day and heard her answering machine.
Anyway wouldn't be that hard to do.
spermracewinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:37:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A prank perhaps?
Goolashe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shit. Why did I read this as I'm laying in bed with my lights off, ready to sleep?
countryboyathome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
don't know why, but this story kinda reminds me of ghost car, maybe because it's 3am now and the perfect time to watch
sarah_smile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:46:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
time travel.
akallio9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:48:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've trolled people like that myself
http://bluffmycall.com/
sidney_crago ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:54:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You weren't making any attempts at AI research or bioengineering down there, were you?
harlows_monkeys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How sure are you that you had the only key? How about a janitor? Building maintenance? Security people? It's pretty rare for a place of employment to have a room where literally only one person has the key.
elijha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What exactly did the caller ID say? "Creepy Basement Phone at Jeanofjogon's Workplace"?
Carsizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
3 sub-basements? That's some Silent Hill shit right there.
You're probably going to tell us that there is bloody wire fences everywhere too.
Grannytr0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:53:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What. The. Shit. My cellphone is going off for the night.
Deradius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
gets up, turns lights on
aredgiraffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:57:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the hash slinging slasher
lacewingfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:58:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
O_O
I recommend /r/nosleep.
c4ts0up ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:04:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tonight is one of the few nights I'm glad to have a roommate
originalsteveoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:12:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NOPE NOT LISTENING.
slagdwarf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And goodnight!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That shit me up, had to do the tuck under with my duvet lol
divinesleeper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You have an alternate personality. He doesn't like your girlfriend. Also, he has the ability to travel at near light speed.
PacoPacoPaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:08:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Primer.
jimmy17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:10:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not the most exciting response to your creepy-ass story, but do you work with NMR machines or electron microscopes by any chance?
shesthevoice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:19:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Had to turn a light on. Not fair.
GSpotAssassin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:50:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would like to hear the rational explanation for this, because if all went as described, I'm scratching my head.
DearR3ddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My nipples just became errect while I read this _^
-RobotDeathSquad- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
your girl was joking with you. She faked the hysterics and caller Id is easy to fake :]
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU That made me cringe exactly how the story about that creepy old morrowind mod did
opzbreh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just freaked the fuck out. I'm laying in bed about to go to sleep and finish reading your post. Not ten seconds later i get a call from a number i have never seen before. What. The. Fuck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you take ambient or have any history of sleep walking? People have been known to do really weird stuff when on sleeping medication.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK YOU, I WANTED TO SLEEP TONIGHT.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you know its a scary story, when it waters your eyes.
stark_wolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Time traveling?
Nimlee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This didn't happen to me but something similar happened to my dad he worked in the control tower on a military base for a while and it had a one way phone to a building and one night the phone rang. The scary part is that the building had been condemned for several years after an accidental death from someone catching on fire and my dad was the only one with a key to the building. That was about ten years ago and to this day my dad will not even drive past the building.
thedudebythething ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"the calls are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!!" do-be-do-be-do...
misspixel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sleep-phoning?
archlich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you dial in to the lab phone is it the same number? Some call managers have all numbers go out the same line so have the same number on caller Id. Alternatively she was just dreaming. Did you see the call inher phone log?
lolmossad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:19 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yes he did its i nthe post
Bizlemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just got goosebumps.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I guess that's where the horror movie stereotype phonecall comes from then, huh?
iverific ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tyler Durden did it.
QuillDipper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This obviously means its good you didnt go into work that night. You... Er, another version of you obviously did and it doesn't sound like he got out
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
there is a Joe Hill story in there somewhere..
InVultusSolis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you go to school to be a mad scientist or did you just fall into it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A little of column "A", a little of column "B".
hotdogcolors ยท 557 points ยท Posted at 03:33:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
My friend used to put up a recurring away message, back in the day when everybody had AIM. She was a Beatles super-fan and put up a sentiment from John and Yoko: "Acorns for Peace".
Well, one day I was walking around my college campus thinking about it, but failing to remember the full quote. In my mind, I kept thinking, "Something for peace... something for peace... what the hell is that away message?!"
Right then, some chick on a cell phone walks by me and screams out "ACORNS!!!"
I realize this is not a super freaky story, but it made my day at the time. It's not every day someone screams out "ACORNS" in your vicinity at the exact right time.
[deleted] ยท 386 points ยท Posted at 06:32:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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Edibleface ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 14:39:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
SHHHH. He isn't supposed to know he is the only one who can not read minds.
Ryugi ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:58:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, I forgot. Sorry, sorry...
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:23:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Jean Grey does not take kindly to rude, loud thinkers.
Tibyon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:44:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Believe me or not, but I legitimately believe a friend of mine once broadcasted his thoughts into my head. Of course, it's easy to explain away, but I'm pretty sure it happened.
vxx ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:13:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me too. Let me try to explain. I was at him the whole night and at some point there came the idea into my mind that everybody in the world knows everything, we just have to activate that knowledge. He told me that he got a question 4 me i dont know the answer for. Before he actually called out the question i said: "stop. It is a tool. You donยดt have to ask me" hiw eyes were wide opened because he was going to ask me what a reamer is. (Iยดm from Germany and translated it know. 'It is "reibahle" in germany and i still dont know what it is for. )
The Moment i knew what he is going to ask me and what the answer is, i have seen a quiz card from a game in my mind. And i could read the question and the answer. After that he was very freaked out and decided to ask me some different things we both did not know the answer usually. I got them all right. At the point i knew he was scared of me i decided to end the "game".
I still believe that moment was the beginning of the end of our friendship. Something changed in his mind about me. we Were friends for years before and it ended quick after that. If we meet now we have a little bit small talk together but never was able to have a normal conversation. Feels like there is a barrier between us now.
Sometimes i have moments like that again but trying my best to not let the others know what i am thinking about. I think i just have a good interpretation of peoples handling and the rest is up to combination in my head. I still believe this moment was the be
Ryugi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:57:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had that happen too. I totally believe you.
No-vem-ber ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:30:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about eleven, and my sister was three years old, we were all sitting in the living room, mum and me both reading and sister playing on the floor. Suddenly my sister pipes up, totally out of the blue... "I like spiders." mum goes white, shows me the magazine article she was reading in Nat Geo about spiders. She was sitting a few meters out of my sisters possible view, who anyway couldn't read. I've always wondered the kids have some mind reading skills...
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:34:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This thing seems to happen to me at least once a week, and maybe it's pretty common, but I'll be having a conversation with the TV on and I'll say the exact same obscure word at the exact same time as someone on the TV. Not really very Matrix-y, but I guess one of those amusing coincidences.
highguy420 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 10:32:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon.
ItsGotToMakeSense ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 11:48:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've been in that girl's position a few times.
Strangers: "Yeah, and then the fan turns on and the guy's hairpiece blows back.. what was the movie called?"
Me(walking by): "TOMMY BOY!"
something ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:41:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching Lord of the Rings for the first time and Sean Bean's character was on. I was trying to remember this specific film I'd seen him in. Just then he picks up a broken piece of sword and says "It's sharp" and I was like Oh yeah
red_cat_dicks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:21:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As I was reading this I almost recalled an AIM related Glitch in the Matrix story I had read at least seven years ago. So close but it didn't come back to me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:24:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:07:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You were probably muttering without realising it, annoying a girl nearby trying to make a call. She eventually gives up and walks off, shouting ACORNS at you, since that was the word you were looking for.
darkon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was on a road trip with several friends and we were on the interstate approaching an interchange. The driver had forgotten the directions, so he asked, "Which direction should we go?" On the radio, Garrison Keillor said, "South." He was right, too.
highguy420 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:32:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon.
[deleted] ยท 465 points ยท Posted at 02:23:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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MrMackay ยท 369 points ยท Posted at 03:29:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude I think you single-handedly foiled a terrorist bombing!
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 03:37:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Lots42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You still have the damned thing? Call the cops.
Bluetwoen ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:58:57 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck happened here. D:
Lots42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:34 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Guy steals mysterious suitcase he found laying around.
westehpwnd ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:51:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
or Cia.
Music_Ian ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 07:12:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
AKA Terrorist.
Nascence ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 09:18:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now you're on the list.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:18:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I figure I've been on the list since I was around 12 or 13.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:57:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And now for speaking of the list, You're on the list of list speakers.
LIST-CEPTION
mons_cretans ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
LISTCEPTION
NeverStopPosting ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:48:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ruined the day of some Mossad agents.
kronk316 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:46:51 on July 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
God dammit now I need to know what that story was!
MrMackay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:59 on July 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude that was 6 months ago! I don't remember! What are you even doing here?
cntspel4lief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:19 on September 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Remember I'm curious!
Pvt_Studmuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:43 on September 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously!
werepat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:57:04 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was the deletion of the account somehow related to the story he told? Was he "Taken care of"?
Space_Man_Alpha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:02:44 on February 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I want to know the story too!!
Eal12333 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:32:30 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Im here too!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:11 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/oeo0h/reddit_tell_me_your_glitch_in_the_matrix_stories/c3ilslr
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:26 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you do that to me?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:39 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I thought that was the end of the story!?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:10 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you Stephen King at the end of the "wasteland" series and taking me back to the beginning?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:27 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh,I feel stupid . Thank you!
ANDpandy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:20:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And his name his John mcClane
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:51 on May 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well now i need the original story. Damn deletions.
MrMackay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:53 on May 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude I don't know what it was! It was 4 goddamn months ago! Must have been spectacular though, whatever it was. I suppose we will never find out.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 08:08:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time, my cousin told me of a story where he was walking in his front yard and a $100 bill just flew in front of him and he grabbed it and gave it to his dad. Thinking about this story on the way to restaurant, I thought to myself "Why don't I ever just find $100 like that?" When we pulled into the parking lot, I jumped out and thought to myself, "I should be able to find money like that too" and without hesitation walked straight to the concrete thing they use to mark parking spots, reached in the gap under it and pulled out $5. I didn't look around, I just reached for it like I knew where it was. Things like this happen to me all the time, everywhere. I'll need or want something, randomly reach for it behind something and it'll be there. It's not something I can do on call but it happens fairly frequently, two or three times a month and it's always something that's around $5-30. The weird thing is this sort of stuff never happened before that day.
Alyssinreality ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:55:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like zelda games! Whenever you are out of an item simply break a pot or cut some grass and that item will be there!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:11:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This might sound strange but I've actually never played zelda. Not once in my life, I grew up pretty poor so I had very little games. I played Street Fighter 2 and donkey kong country for years and years, then went years and years without games. I'm actually using a ps2 right now and playing san andreas and rainbow six games, but it is kind of how you're describing it. I could be at a friend's house and we would be like, "Man, I wish we had weed" and I would nod my head and something would compel me to reach behind a book or look under their dvd player and I would pull out a little nug of weed that just barely enough to get us stoned. Or I would be broke and have no food at home and be hungry and wish I had just a few dollars so I can get something to eat, I would walk around my house or go for a walk outside and $2 or $3 dollars would be under a random rock or would just be peaking out from behind a flower that I just happened to look at. It's pretty cool and I feel blessed for it, it's things like this (among others) that have affirmed my religious beliefs.
Lots42 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:51:52 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You have the superpower to not be really poor.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:14 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've actually lived in poverty my entire life.
oh-my-dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
um what the fuck - this is fucking awesome.
Lots42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. That's basically the whole 'thing' of one of the many, many G.I.Joe characters. Maybe Dee-Jay.
Hopefully not, though. In the comics, Dee-Jay was slain by shrapnel to the stomach.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Really? That's pretty cool, I have a lot of issues with my stomach and intestines and I always describing as someone stabbing my with a serrated knife and twisting it around my insides or a grenade going off inside me.
Lots42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh sweet dear lord.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battleforce_2000
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:44 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Interesting read.
gwac ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:13:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you caught a minor glimpse of it while pulling into the spot and immediately forgot about it because you also had something on your mind. When the thought or image of the black case regained higher priority, you couldn't recall exactly why you remembered seeing it. I'm just a regular joe look at me go!
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:17:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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gwac ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:28:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
but when you're approaching a car, you can see at least half way underneath them, right? what kind of car was your grand dads?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:31:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:33:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
well, you know what they say, the universe is huge and vast, if this was ever going to happen just one time in the universe, maybe this is that time. just a massive coincidence. you can at least take pride in knowing that will not happen to anyone ever again, though!
gwac ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:48:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I thought it was like the size if a shoe box or a little smaller.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You might have seen some dude put it under there out of the corner of your eye - maybe you even saw it happen a few days earlier, the car could have been left there. Or it might have been easier to see the thing than you remember, since memories are unreliable, and you subconsciously want the narrative of how you found the object to be exciting. Any of these explanations is much more likely than you being psychic or being able to subconsciously see through cars.
trunksbomb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:57:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whatever you do, don't sign anything Oprah hands you.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:49:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of the time I got arrested and the cops left a big expensive breathalyzer in my trunk and I RETURNED it. Regret that every day.
hydronium99 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:54:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What if it was the cure to all diseases and they were moving it in secret because the doctors and hospitals all around the world were out to spoil the plan, and the devil sent you images of it to because you were an innocent child and 'cause no one would suspect a child would want to let all those people all around the world to die?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:40:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever get it opened?
xyz66 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:50:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THE NUMBERS MASON
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Umm... you did steal it?
SiGNAL748 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:55 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I believe the word you were looking for is "premonition".
AbruptCuts ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:09:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
sounds like you were remote viewing...if you had those abilities as a kid you should definitely try and practice them today. it comes in handy when you need to find lost keys and things like that
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:21:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Electricrain ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:50:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You need these magic ancient Mayan crystals. PM me, they're only 5.99$ !
Chibijesus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:18:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I get impressions like that all the time. No big deal.
impiaaa ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 04:42:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately these kinds of things likely arise because of false memories. It's likely you looked under the car on a whim, and after opening it, your mind filled in the story of you imagining it.
Valokai ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 08:16:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I have two stories that are just weird as fuck. Both of them are things I just would not believe if someone else told them to me, but I can swear with every fiber of my being that they happened as I write them here.
The first happened a couple years ago. I can't remember the occasion, but my mother and I had gone to A&W for lunch, and we were both sitting there eating our meals. We happened to be seated pretty close to the washroom doors, so I noticed everyone going in an out. First person to come out is this old man who's kind of hobbling along. He walked past and I looked at him and went on with my meal. Not 30 seconds later, another man comes out of the bathroom, and at this point I get a little freaked out because I realize it's the exact same person. Same limp, clothing, face, everything.
A couple minutes later, the same thing happens except it's an old woman this time. She comes out, then 30 seconds later comes right out of the bathroom again. My mom took a look at me and said "You look like you've seen a ghost." I just kind of stammered a bit then wrote it off as me being crazy.
The next story is more weird, in my opinion, and is the single strangest occurrence of my life. This happened when I was about 9 years old, but I can still remember it... vividly.
We were visiting family in Nevada with my dad, and they lived out in a very dry area in a fairly good sized trailer. A couple days in, I was playing outside with my cousin, pretty much just messing around in the dirt. At some point, I look up. Right next to the house is a... field I guess? Surrounded by wire fence, probably originally for livestock. But anyway, there's this guy standing there. This is a good 300 or more feet away, so I cannot see him clearly at all.
Queue the weird.
As soon as I look at this guy, I have what I can only describe as an out of body experience. My body pretty much just went into lockdown, and I was no longer seeing through my eyes. And I wasn't just floating there or anything... I was in that man's body. Through his eyes I could see two little shapes playing across the field, but I could just FEEL that he saw the shapes as animals.
And then I realized he was holding a fucking shotgun.
After that I regained my body and blurted out "we have to go indoors," offering no explanation to my cousin, who thought I was nuts.
I didn't tell anyone because I just didn't know how to express it to other people back then. I've only since told my brothers but I don't think they believed me. Still freaks me out when I think about it today because it's the only time I've ever lost control of my body. It was almost like a dream but the whole thing felt like it was happening in slow motion.
TL;DR - There have been a few times in my life when weird stuff has happened to me. I can't TL;DR this stuff.
EDIT: Changed sentence structure a bit to make it nicer to read.
DivinusVox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:24:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The brain is a delightfully complex machine. I loved your second story; great imagery.
BurntSyrkut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:42:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Read "fucking" as an adjective for some reason. Made creepier by it being a grown man and two children.
Planet-man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha what the fuck
BurntSyrkut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
C'mon. A shotgun for fucking... Yeah, I'm weird.
joannchilada ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:39 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should ask your cousin if he saw the man, too.
Valokai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:21 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well unfortunately this was on my Dad's side of the family and I haven't seen my Dad, let alone cousins for a good 6-7 years now.
I'm assuming he didn't though since he didn't say anything about it at the time, and he was pretty pissed when I got up and ran inside. Would be interesting to ask him if I could ever get ahold of him though.
americanslang59 ยท 1816 points ยท Posted at 03:32:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to work in music and toured with this band. The guitarist (josh) of the band's best friend (matt) had died a couple years back. He always talked about the kid and he seemed like a great guy. Josh always had this re-occuring dream where Matt was standing on this abandoned street which, supposedly, was metaphorical for purgatory. Josh had all these conversations with Matt in these dreams and because he had overdosed unexpectedly, he felt like his spirit was not able to move on. At the end of the dreams, Matt would take a bulb from the street light on the street they were standing in the middle of. Josh described these dreams in extreme detail and I could pretty much picture what the street looked like.
Fast forward to about 6 months into touring with these guys. They were huge Bright Eyes fans and wanted to stop in Cassadaga, Florida (Bright Eyes' singer wrote an album there and it's a really creepy, spiritual medium place.) It might be worth noting that 6/7 of the people I was with are all atheists. So we drive into Cassadaga around 2 or 3 am and drive around. Suddenly, this big black dog comes in the middle of the road and just stops and looks at us. The guys in this band were weird as fuck and were saying things like "Follow the dog! It's trying to show us something!" And in my mind, I'm just thinking they are all fucking idiots.
We follow this dog for a few blocks, as it was walking pretty slowly. All of the sudden, we turn a street and the dog bolts. We try to speed up but Josh says "Stop the fucking van. This is it." We are all confused and he gets out of the van and looks around. "This is it. This is the street in my dreams." We hang out for about 15 minutes and from the way he described the street, from having houses on the left to a park on the right, it was definitely the street. As we get in the van, a street light goes off and we just drive off. He claims he never had anymore dreams about it, as that was closure on everything.
Edit: grammar
_AlphaOmega ยท 1060 points ยท Posted at 06:21:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just got crazy goosebumps all over.
rectanus ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 10:08:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me too. Nipples got so hard.
SneakyPhil ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:27:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ow my nipples!
[deleted] ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 06:31:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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FithNick ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 06:40:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me three.
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 07:18:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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turkeybiscuits ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 07:33:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I kind of liked it.
red_cat_dicks ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 08:49:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Alright now let's all touch eachother's goose pimples.
Felliniesque ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:19:43 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NOW KISS
JuiceStyle ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:28:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Totally got them bumps all over my skin.
Music_Ian ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 07:39:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
UPVOTES EVERYWHERE!!!
Ryugi ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:59:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So brave.BROshon_Moreno ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:07:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So all I need to do is comment and I get upvotes?
Music_Ian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:34 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
well... it's a curious phenomenon really, I call it the Trickle-Up Effect, in which the entire string of comments directly up a thread are all upvoted. And yes, sometimes lame comments get upvotes in the process of climbing the tree, but no I'm sorry ain't no such thing as free karma.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:31:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me four.
crazyfreak316 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:55:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WTF, Me five.
SuddenlyBlackWoman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:36:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck me four.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:01:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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Soniku17 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:26:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
^ What he said.
ccoy1817 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:31:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
my upper back is freaking out
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:45:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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xzxzzx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:21:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
To start off, the "spiritual" place primed the band's minds to make "spooky" connections.
Human memory is terrible (no, seriously, it's really, really bad, it's basically a trick that you play on yourself that makes you think your memory doesn't suck); when Josh saw a street that was close enough to his dream (remember, your dreams are not that detailed; all the detail you see is because wherever you look, your mind invents detail), the "this is the thing I saw before" part of his brain went off, and suddenly his memories fit the scene (memories are not read-only).
The light and the dog bolting are probably coincidence, though they might simply be americanslang59's incorrect memory.
Or it's all just made up. :P
Floating_Horse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:19 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I WANT TO BELIEVE.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:12:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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CrackedPepper86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So this is what it sounds like when doves cry!
SkatingRay ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:04:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mine are bigger.
yourcurrentoptions ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:17:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Crap, I did too. I thought it was because its a little cold in here, but reading these comments makes me kind of paranoid.
I happened specifically at
meravanman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:44:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I swear I just did too! Good thing I just woke up and am not going back to sleep til tonight.
RoyGaucho ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 07:24:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wtf me too... didn't think other people got em from reading things like this too
Krushed_RED_pepperR ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:45:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Its fucking weird, I've been reading the glitch in the matrix posts for half an hour and reading with a meh attitude, then this one gave me chicken skin over 90% of my body and all the comments are about goosebumps? Can some please rationalize this?
McShovel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:11:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Exact same situation here.
n00nz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:11 on June 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know I'm late to the party, but found this thread and read this post and had the EXACT same goosebumps on this story. Creepy as fuck.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:23:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me too. Why? Science please?
xzxzzx ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:22:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
See this.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:30:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me too, my eyes teared up and i had to sit up in bed and breathe.. Holy shit
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:06:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
me too :D
thedudebythething ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:41:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
same, this is some freaky shit
thndrchld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:24:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. Goosebumps.
I'm on the ground floor, and there's an office above mine. Right after I read that and was all goosebumps-y, the guy above me knocked over his chair or something. Loud crash.
I nearly pooped myself.
pompla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:50:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Goosebumps? No. Weirdest boner? A little
TJHollingsworth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:44:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ditto
Va1entine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:21:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yep me too this thread is freaking me out a bit
zxzCLOCKWORKzxz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ditto.
goose90proof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No. Fucking. Way. Me too. It's like Matt knows I heard his story and just touched me.
ragamufin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
same, wow
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah none of the other posts so far had other reaction than "heheh, creepy incident". This one made my eyes water and goosebumbs on my scalp.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you and me both buddy
grmidnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
whoa...so did i
iAmAballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You have 666pts.
jmerica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me too. Then I read your comment and they went away. Thanks man.
PoorBoysAmen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Only story that did this to me.
Xeeke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. Best/worst feeling ever.
No-vem-ber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My eyes watered up.
Feanoir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:39:06 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me too. Jesus Christ.
TVisTriggerHapy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:29 on January 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. All the way from head to toe. Thats insane..
dabears554 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:45:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got them again when I realized this was the first story of dozens I've read in this thread that gave me goosebumps and shortly thereafter your comment is the first I've read that mentioned them.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:31:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same story here.
Maplassie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:22:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
make that about 3 - 4 successive waves of goosebumps WTFFF
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:41:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit me too... Weirdest thing.
FloridaRoadkill ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:39:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yea it really is that thread now
zv_odd ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/Q4rki ... yeh ok, I got goose bumps too lol. Black Dog is a classic symbol for death.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:43:17 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah same here! I could picture everything!
[deleted] ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 13:35:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have something quite similar, except it all happened to me with no one else really involved in the experience I had. Similar in the sense that it involves some strange place, a light and death. But it all happened to me.
I was at my girlfriend at the time's parent's house, and suddenly started feeling really queasy. She and I headed to the kitchen so I could get a glass of water, and we stood with me leaning back against the counter and her hugging me. She was saying I had gone incredibly pale, like almost white and my lips were going a purply colour. She looked really scared.
I then say to her, "I... I can't feel my heart..." and I check my pulse.
Next thing I know, I'm in this 'place.' I can't describe it except as an absence of absolutely everything. There was a floor, but I couldn't see it, I was walking on nothing through nothing and surrounded by nothing. But I was there, and it was there. There were other people with me. Discernible faces, clothes and demeanours. I could see them, and they could see me. Like, properly see me, not just look at me, but ACTUALLY see me, I could feel that they could. We were all there in complete silence, just really calm and silent, and in this space of nothingness, and then this bright bluish-white light erupted from the distance, and it called to us. Silently beckoned us all towards it, so we started walking. I don't know why, we all just felt compelled as a single entity to head towards this light.
It was... beautiful. Really, fucking beautiful. I have never seen a light so pure or so beautiful since, I have never felt a calm so serene, and a strange happiness was flowing through me. I could feel myself smiling, and feeling like all was right with everything in the world.
Suddenly, I started being dragged backwards, as if a fishing hook had just grasped my intestines from behind and was pulling me. I felt intense pain and there was a rushing sound. The light got more and more distant, as did the people, and there was what I can only describe as a blood curdling scream fading in from behind me.
As this got louder, and as soon as the light faded... I woke up. I was on the floor of my girlfriend's kitchen, her mother (a nurse) had just performed CPR on me, as I had been actually full on dead (no pulse, no breathing) for about about a minute. I felt like I was in that space for an eternity. The scream was my girlfriend, crying hysterically at the thought of me being dead. I promptly threw up everywhere, and felt instantly better.
Even doctors at hospital don't know what the fuck happened to me. I was discharged after a few hours of tests with a clean bill of health and felt completely fine.
What's even stranger is, apparently when I said "I can't feel my heart" I passed out, and fell onto my girlfriend, who couldn't support me, and I fell, hitting my head off the counter and smashing into some empty bottles on the floor. Whilst I was out, I had apparently just stayed still, but smiled, until I stopped breathing. I was pale and my head and hands were freezing cold to the touch, but the rest of me was still warm.
What's even stranger than THAT is that her pet cats freaked the literal fuck out when I was dead, and all ran out of the house, howling into the night. One of them returned the next morning, the other two were found up a tree a few blocks away, meowing incessantly.
di3inaf1r3 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:23:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like a typical near death experience. Many other people have experienced similar things. You can read accounts of them here. (I would start with the Notable NDEs category)
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:38:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But why are they all so similar?
MiserubleCant ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:29:33 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Speculatively, because they're all DMT trips.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:24 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for this, sir!
LeftoverBoots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:35 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to say
di3inaf1r3 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:17:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Most people here are probably going to disagree with me on this, but, due to people experiencing things like witnessing events that occurred while they were confirmed to be dead (sometimes for up to 6 hours), acquiring knowledge during the experience that is later verified, and meeting people such as siblings that died before they were born and were never told about, I'm going to assert that this is an experience of a part of reality beyond the human body. Many people returning from these experiences share this conviction, including those who were atheists at the time.
armadillacheachea ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:18:40 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It seems to sound like some sort of collective energy to me, which I've come to think is the most logical potential afterlife. Kinda like... you go through the light, get your energy all recycled and shit, then are spat back out into the universe to make more life happen.
seeandwait ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:56:33 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that, time to meditate until i reach Nirvana and get outta here for good
armadillacheachea ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:43:39 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Right on, man. Right on. I'll totes join you in that.
lacienega ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:38:42 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That reminds me of this little kid
armadillacheachea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:49 on January 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Daaaaamn that is cool! XD I'll have to give that a full watch at some point in time.
lacienega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:22 on January 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The ending is interesting because although he definitely seems to be 90% right about a lot of things, the missing 10% makes you wonder WTF is really going on.
Bu I like his description of how he came back, it's a bit like you said, like a recycling thing and being spat out... a lot of little kids who start talking about things like that say the same thing.
armadillacheachea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:31 on January 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hrrrrm, good to know, then! Ahahahaha maybe I accidentally figured out what happens after death. B)
di3inaf1r3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:09:35 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's exactly how one person who had one of these experiences described it, actually. Something about the earth functioning as an energy recycler for the living creatures on it.
armadillacheachea ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:42:32 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ahahaha, I'd like to think it's a universe wide thing! It'd be kinda cool to end up as an alien somewhere.
...actually mostly I like to think it's universe wide because the earth will eventually go kaput someday and I'd rather not cease to exist.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:05:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Because the human body works pretty much the same for everyone. When the brain feels that it's shutting down, it reacts by conserving as much energy as possible and releasing as many pain-killing chemicals as it can, which is usually interpreted by the person through hallucinations or vivid dreams. But because it's the same process happening for everyone, there's only so much variance in people's minds. Seeing a bright light and following it is a very simple thought, so it's an easy thing for an ailing mind to hold on to.
molrobocop ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:50:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Which either way, afterlife or not, as least the last few seconds will be wondrous.
Xelath ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:39:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Because it's a biological phenomenon that occurs when the brain is blood/oxygen starved and in its death throes.
HardCorwen ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:02:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pssshh. Just another TYPICAL near death experience. I see them ALL the time...
di3inaf1r3 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:26:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I only meant it was typical in that it has the same primary characteristics as the majority of them, such as the light in the distance which you move towards only to discover it gives off unimaginable brightness and a feeling of indescribable love, rather than being some other form of curious happening such as those in the rest of this thread :P
HardCorwen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:27:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha yeah, I was just being an ass :P
awall528 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the post very interesting...I was going to Do stuff today. Reddit strikes again
Baron_Tartarus ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:09:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck this thread. Its the middle of the day and i know its going to be impossible to sleep tonight
LaceyLaPlante ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:54:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what the fuck dude, that's an insane story. my mom had a similar experience in a place like that during a surgery. she said she was in that place and serene and all but then heard a voice saying she could come now or later and she told the voice she had three girls to raise and couldn't go yet. she woke up to CPR, too.
chazzlabs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:08:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did your outlook on death/dying change at all after this?
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:59:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It did, it really affected me for a while afterwards. I didn't know what to think. Was there a God? Is there an afterlife? All that shit. All that stuff I'd thought 'meh. There's nothing but infinite nothingness after you die' beforehand, but now its like... what is there? Fuck knows.
Science and rational thinking tells me its my brain shutting down.
My brain tells me its something more.
Scherzkeks ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:17:23 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Scumbag brain!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:05:30 on May 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:18:48 on May 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
... what?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:17 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is it okay that I cried while reading this? The way you described this was beautiful and I could perfectly imagine this!
miss_j_bean ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 06:21:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that gave me full body chills
Lost216 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:52:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me too.
jemm ยท 152 points ยท Posted at 08:29:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Did your van look like this: http://i.imgur.com/jRBmh.jpg
Also, are you sure that the big dog wasn't brown?
tuckels ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:31:15 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The dog turned out to be the old caretaker.
[deleted] ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 06:12:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Distortion462 ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 06:16:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Google street view?
Alecm3327 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:15:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ball so hard
[deleted] ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 06:44:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No way. This can't be real. Don't wanna be that guy, but this is mindfucking me and thats the only thing I can live with, is that this isn't real, or I'll go cray.
c___k ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 09:56:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Never go full crustacean
xatmatwork ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:40:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This might make you feel better
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:11:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like this is one of the more tame stories here. The guy could have just thought this was the street from his dreams (similar, but no exact details), no ghosts were involved and street lights go off randomly every once in a while.
I think it's nice that he was provided closure from happening upon it.
Felliniesque ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:15 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ACCEPT JESUS
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
homelandsecurity__ ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 09:44:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Oddly enough, I've been staring at your post for about 30 minutes trying to read it but not registering anything.
The reason is because I've been listening to Bright Eyes and crying a bunch like a little bitch due to a break up but then I saw Bright Eyes in your post and now I'm just like "the fuck.."
So thanks for making me feel better inadvertently. :)
Ryugi ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:31:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Beautiful.
Kryptus ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 07:50:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, doesn't that mean that Josh had died? Then how is Josh in the story? Was the story about a time before Josh died?
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 08:07:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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letsjustsee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The words of the sentence's arrangement had been confusing to some a couple hours back.
gtfolmao ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:53:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This confused me in that I thought the band's best friend had a guitarist named Josh.
bordercollieflower ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 07:29:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just got teary- eyed and covered in goosebumps!
patsun88 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:55:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
me too
ok_ill_shut_up ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:35:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly thought I was the only one who got like that.
Atario ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 08:34:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Agh, where does this keep coming from?! It's "all of A sudden"!
SniperTooL ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:01:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oliver Sutton
Vaernil ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:36:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As a not (non?) native English speaker, I love comments like that! Thank you, sir.
IWentToTheWoods ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's not just any sudden, it's the sudden.
vivalastblues ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:40:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We need to know what band!
upvotes_bot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:04:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
and what street!
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:45:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Curious, what band was that?
FlyingSandwich ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 08:19:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Streetlight Manifesto, zing!
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 10:53:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That would be the BEST story behind a band name.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:51:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upboat for streetlight fan.
ka_mil ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:25:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Listening their songs won't be the same after reading that story. O_o
americanslang59 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:27:27 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry it took forever to get back. As it is a personal story involving someone's death and another's personal life, I don't feel comfortable giving out names. Sorry :(
IsayNigel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:38:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
upvote for phenomenal story and even better username.
americanslang59 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:28:16 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
An upvote is always reserved for any Gaslight fan!
thedinnerdate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:33:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cassadaga, oh yeah, that's where you're going to find the center of energy and they've got those in Arizona too. You know, I know that there's wonderful grounds that have vortexes that you might be interested in going to and then go to Nevada and then go to California and then come south and go back through Arizona and go through Texas. You know what I'm saying? Getting rid of the old feelings of the old ways and, you know, it's kind of like with people and the tarot cards; just because you get the death card doesn't mean death or dying. It means transformation. It means changing things around.
I was pulling in on a dog or companion. Somehow I get the impression that you're almost a little afraid to start the trip. It doesn't have to be a straight line happy face but make kind of a happy face. I mean, kind of a smile. Go up, up the east coast, but it's gonna be a circle. You know what I'm saying? It's gonna be a sloppy circle.
Don't be afraid. Years and years and years ago, you know, You might have come across some river and rock and the mountains or whatever and then when you get there maybe you'll have the answers you seek.
We have moved into a new era and life as we know it is changing. Your relationships, career, and location will all be subject with an energy. Allow me to share with you tips that will assist you during these new times:
Why are you afraid to start? I think you should go. You know, plan ahead, pack the things that you think you're gonna need, and then just go.
Cassadaga might be just a premonition of a place you're going to visit.
PeachesandBacon ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:52:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pure chills reading that one.
myusernamestaken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:29:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Even if you're bullshitting (i dont think you are), that was an amazing story man, thanks !
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:58:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The dog came in the road?
laikahero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:50:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
upvote for creepy story and awesome Gaslight Anthem reference in your username
americanslang59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:38 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As stated above, always an upvote for any TGA fans :)
loophole64 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:26:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Houses on one side, and a park on the other! There must be only one place like that in the whole earth!
Mnemniopsis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:41:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the first day of my life...
YoungRL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:50:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That was an excellent one =]
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:53:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The really obvious problem with this is that it's really unclear how specific Josh was in describing that street to you. So it's really hard to know how much of a coincidence this could even be. As it stands, it's just a story about some guys following a dog in the night to a place where a band member who has never gotten over the loss of his best friend freaks out a bit, says some weird things and then has an emotional epiphany. The only real coincidence here is the street light going out, which isn't really all that creepy, but would explain the epiphany.
However, if we accept Josh's story at face value, then the most likely explanation is that the street is somewhere Josh has seen before, but does not remember seeing. Maybe he went there as a kid, maybe he saw it on TV and forgot. It probably had some symbolic association with Matt in Josh's mind. Most likely one of the street lights is dodgy and blinks on and off at long but random intervals. Josh probably saw a light go out on that street, and that is why the bulbs get taken in his dreams. However it happened, if the street truly was the one from Josh's dreams, it got there from him seeing it before and not remembering. How you got there isn't really important - it's not that odd to want to follow a weird dog in the dark if you've got nothing better to do, and people who have nothing better to do than follow weird dogs in the dark will end up seeing a lot of suburban streets. It's still a coincidence if that's what really happened (although a lot of streets do look similar to each other, especially through the haze of dreams). If the street were a place Josh had been as a child, then his subconscious memories could have directed where he wanted the van to go, (e.g. he wanted to follow the dog because he subconsciously wanted to go in that same direction). That would reduce the strength of that part of the coincidence. Lastly, if the street really was the same street from his dream, then it's likely to be a place where street lights flicker off sometimes, (since that's sort of what was in the dream) so it's not too unlikely that you'd see one flicker off while you were there.
atlassoundoff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:18:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
(So you drove) all the way to Cassadaga to commune with the dead?
americanslang59 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:27:51 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, we were playing a show in Orlando (I think?) and we had to drive through there.
MoEnt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:23 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They said "You'd better look alive"
CumDumpster11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
upvote for Bright Eyes
woopsifarted ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:18:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck my eyes started tearing up. Not sad tears. Fear tears.
scampwild ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:30:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like your username. A lot. :)
Izzeri ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:04:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not going to sleep tonight. Had he or his friend been there before?
Gammro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:43:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome story
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. Only thing here that actually gave me chills.
2akurate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:32:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yea when I read: " a street light goes off"
I got insta-goosebumps
Seanothan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:40:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think I've had a goosebump attack like that since ever.
kusobakayaro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:54:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet.
ManlyMrManlyMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:19:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of beutiful but how flippin high were you?, just to sort things out a bit...
americanslang59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:49 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
None of us were high at all!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:42:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that's actually a really beautiful story
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:07:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
cassadaga is the bees motherfucking knees and if this were to happen to me i would cum in my pants
workworkwort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:08:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Crossroads demon dude.
Siurrose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:09:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know what you guys are talking about with the fear tears now.
TehTriangle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:27:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This could be part of a very good movie.
Vondi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This could be turned into one of the best ever epiodes of the Twilight Zone.
timmypix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My Mum tells a similar story to this. She went through a period where she had a recurring dream featuring a house and a family happily living in this house, and she ust dreamt about htem... well, living in a house. Dreams are odd like that.
Anyway, fast forward a couple of years and she and my Dad (this is all pre- me existing) are on holiday in France and as they drive through a town they see this house, except it's burnt down. Don't ask me how my Mum knew, but Dad says he's never seen anyone as hysterical as my Mum was when she saw it.
NecromanticRuin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This sent a shiver down my spine dude.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What band was this?
americanslang59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:56 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't feel comfortable giving it out :( I just feel like it is an extremely personal story and if anyone were to contact the guy in the band, he would feel upset about the situation
freebullets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you not help your friend move on?!
slyphox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah.. good ol' Cassadaga.
That is a creepy fucking place.
suckmyjoeyfatone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard this story before. Which band did you tour with?
americanslang59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:33 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can't say it publicly but I can tell you they are a pop-rock band from one of these states: California, Florida, Arizona, Maryland. If you've heard it directly, it should be easy to figure out.
suckmyjoeyfatone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:51 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm from Florida and the story just hit me as familiar. I understand that you wouldn't want to say publicly. Now if only I can remember. Lol.
amero421 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure this is an amazing story but I actually couldn't go on after "had died a couple years back" because I'm a total pansy
moshisimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good thing I'm reading this on my phone while morning dumping, because I think I just shit myself.
Ash-G099 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lik dis if you cry evry tim
colordrops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you mean "The best friend (josh) of the band's guitarist (matt)"? Otherwise it's pretty funny that everyone in the band has the same best friend, and he also retains a guitarist on the side.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The dog was Josh.
Dylanthulhu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was listening to this song while reading this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=A05JrckfRDw
เฒ _เฒ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Black Dogs
pawrence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whoaaaaaaaaaa goosebumps!
Waitopm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Extremee dudeee!
Painted_Seven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"We hang out for about 15 minutes and from the way he described the street, from having houses on the left to a park on the right, it was definitely the street. As we get in the van, a street light goes off and we just drive off. He claims he never had anymore dreams about it, as that was closure on everything."
When I read that an overwhelming feeling of "aww" came over me... and then came the goosebumps.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ya it takes a lot for me to get the chills, but that was a good one
The_Caring_Banker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i will always follow the dogs now
mr_maroon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is it not feasible that he might have seen the street while googling Cassadaga, then, because the album meant so much to him, used that memory in his dream?
specialkake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cassadega is indeed creepy.
brtlblayk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
woah........ dude...
WyldeKat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for sharing that story, it actually made my day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably the most intense story ive read in here yet, I also got goosebumps.
Practicing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Goosebumps and upvotes for everyone else's goosebumps.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay there is a reasonable explanation for this. . .
Aliens?
marviemundullo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I read that as the guitarist, of the band's best friend. As in, the band's best friend had his own personal guitarist that followed him around.
byramike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for username. 59 sound was playing as I read it, and the dudes are from my home. :)
Oh, and, cool story too. Cassadaga is a great album.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well crap that gave me chills.
pgpgpg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dogs are awesome.
101Airborne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
holy fuck. i was just hungover, your story sobered me up, gave me goosebumps, then made me hungover again..
crlove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I drove to/walked around Cassadaga once. Weird, creepy place.
AChanceRay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Cassadaga, according to Wikipedia, is "especially known for having a large number of psychics and mediums, and has consequently been named the "Psychic Capital of the World."
Suddenly "all the way to Cassadaga to commune with the dead" makes so much sense. (From the Bright Eyes song, for anyone wondering.)
Also, you can type Cassadaga all with your left hand. The plot thickens!
Zig-Zag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think that's a really beautiful and creepy story. I have never had the hair on my head stand up like that before!
sandalphon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you know that a black dog is one of the devil's legendary manifestations? Look it up. That's what is being referenced in the Led Zeppelin song
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cassadega is a weird town. Loved going though- visited with a few mediums...interesting place all in all.
eats_all_the_donuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's just something in my eyes -- allergies! I swear!
nofear220 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My brain is full of fuck
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You met Serious Black who took you to see Dumbledore. This is the only real explanation.
Jerameme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's an absolutely beautiful story.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
upvote for gaslight anthem user name.
Gumbeaner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Cassadaga, oh yeah, that's where you're going to find the center of energy. And they've got those in Arizona too. You know, theres, I know that there's wonderful grounds that have vortexes. That you might be interested in going to." Good album, creepy story. You guys aren't from Canada are you?
[deleted] ยท 1284 points ยท Posted at 03:00:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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Saales0706 ยท 483 points ยท Posted at 05:00:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back in '01 when the "ice storm" hit the Midwest, my great aunt (who lives halfway across the country) woke up in the middle of the night and called my great aunt Francis saying "i think jim's dead." Jim was francis's husband, and not 20 minutes later she got another call bearing the news that on his way home from some family event that night, Jim had hit some black ice and died. We've never been able to explain that one. But that stuff happens in our family a lot.
[deleted] ยท 291 points ยท Posted at 07:42:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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bermyboi ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 13:04:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
That is creepy. I was 14 when my best friend's dad died, he has hit by a drunk driver on his way home late one night. We found out afterwards the oldest son had dreamt his dad had died the night before and had most of the details down, even to the point where they had to call from the neighbors house because no one was answering the upstairs door. The house is split level and all the bedrooms are downstairs. My best friend was out with me that night and i left him around 11. I had a dream that he had walked into my room the next morning and told me his dad had died. He just walked in sat down on the chair next to my bed and said his dad died. He sat there for a minute and when i say what? laughed and said it was a joke. I woke up then just as he opened my bedroom door and he just walked over and sat on my chair look at me and said his dad died. I blinked and told him to fuck off! He burst into tears then and told me his dead was dead and the police were up at his house with his mom. Freaked me out. His brother told us his story a few days later when he had calmed down a bit, he had breakfast with his dad the morning he died after he had that dream and didn't mention it to him.
Young_Clean_Bastard ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 15:52:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My grandmother spent the last week of her life in hospice. She was actually pretty alert and awake up until the last day or so, but was clearly dying of cancer. Anyways, she had a nice private room that was always filled with family and we mostly just sat and talked to her. Every now and then, though, she would sit up and say "the woman from room 7 just went" or something, and not 5 minutes later they would bring this exact person's body out on a gurney. I think she did it five or six times and was always right.
moonsammy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:45:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did she have a hearing aid? I'm by no means an electronics expert but assume there could have been some unshielded communications in the building which happened to bleed over into a device in her ear...
88mph ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:29:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This also reminded me of a story I haven't thought of in years. When I was little, my grandfather was rushed to the hospital due to a slew of complications from old age. He had been in and out of the hospital so this wasn't a huge surprise although we were all really worried. We took him there and returned to my grandmother's house while a few stayed at the hospital. I was 3 or 4 years old so naturally I was sort of oblivious to the situation. I was playing with my G.I. Joes as I always did on my Grandma's living room floor before anyone was really up. Out of nowhere my grandma comes running down the stairs all hysterical with my mom running down after her. My grandma looked right at me and said "He's gone. My god, he's gone." I looked at my mom in horror who was standing right behind my grandma and she asked her, "What do you mean mom?" My grandma looked at her and said "I heard bells. Like church bells at it woke me up." No one else heard anything that morning (and she did not live near a church). "I know it's him." she said. "I know he's gone." We tried calming her down but it was no use. Right as she sat down the phone rang....and he had passed.
What makes this story really striking is that my other Grandmother (Grandma Mo) showed up for support that same day. She told my Grandma who had just lost her husband that she too had heard bells ringing the morning that her husband died before she ever got a call from the hospital. Eerie.
taeratrin ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 13:39:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your sister pushed him.
UncleFishies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:10:47 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
with her MIND
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:33:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your uncle was really committed to messing with you.
rILEYcAPSlOCK ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 10:56:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Creepy.
esculent ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:04:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was nine I was at my friends house. I walked into the kitchen and told her mom, "That phone is going to ring. They're going to tell you that my grandfather just died." and then I turned and walked out into her back yard. I started to swing and then I saw her come into the doorway and just stare at me with this dumbfounded expression on her face. I just stared back, knowing I was right.
vazuzela ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:25:57 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not quite this dramatic, but something similar happened to me once: So my father left my mother and me when I was 3 years old to move to another country. My mother had no way of contacting him, and my father just didn't bother to get in touch with us. One day when I was 5 my mum and I were home, and I told my mum that my dad was gonna call. I could see my mum was really sorry for me and she tried to explain me that he hasn't contacted us for the past two years he's probably not gonna do it now, and she tied to console me. And I was like "No, he is calling." I was certain. And my father really did call in a few minutes.
PC-Bjorn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:15:45 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
(Step-)Grandmother dies without warning - no apparent illness. Phone calls. I'm at some friends, making christmas decorations. My mother calls to let me know, while I'm using the toilet. I usually don't answer phones while pooping, but a voice in my head says "granny's dead"! So I pick it up. I was right.
Lasserb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:13 on January 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was small, not sure what age, I did something similar. Its not going to sound so impressive because I can't remember the exact details anymore. Anyway, I was lying behind my mother who was sitting in a couch in our living room. She was talking with my sister about one of her friends. I couldn't see my sister, only the back of my mom. I was following the conversation until suddenly my sister didn't reply something my mom asked- the conversation just broke. I asked out loud (still behind her back) why my sister didn't answer the question, repeating the sentence my mother had said. I then sat up and realised my sister had gone. My mom was looking dumbfounded at me, telling me I just repeated a one of her thoughts.
I felt pretty good about myself that night.
TL;DR: accidently read my mothers thoughts once.
moshisimo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:16:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason, this freaked me out more than the others... Damn kids and their freakiness...
DANgerous1614 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:58:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He had to fulfill her prophecy
Legolas-the-elf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The obvious explanation is that he was suicidal, he heard about what your sister said and it either consciously or unconsciously influenced him to use that method. "No history of suicidal behaviour" is meaningless - lots of people succeed the first time, and hearing about suicide increases the chances of somebody doing it.
glovesoff11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what does your sister now think of this?
eltycreative ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT THE FUCK
Emperor_Norton_1 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 07:53:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My mom did that a couple of times as well, once when my uncle died, then a few years later when my brother was killed in a car accident, she used to be kind of weird at things like that (she might have done it when grandfather died as well (I'm not as sure about that one though). She also would get this itch in her palm when she was about to get money from an unexpected source and then sure enough, she find a twenty, someone would mail her a check for something, etc. And then there's her watches, she couldn't wear them because they'd last a few months and just stop working (even the old bullet proof timex watches), they also kind of turned green and corroded a bit at the point where they contacted her skin. LOL, she was a strangely cool lady.
lurklurklurkPOST ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:52:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Betcha she generates a powerful EM field.
no_splattering ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:50:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In Romania at least there's a saying. If your dominant palm itches you are going to receive money.
Gandulph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In Argentina we have the same saying (probably because of European immigrants heritage).
ClearSilence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:36 on January 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've actually had the exact same problem with watches. As a kid, I always liked wearing watches because I liked to keep things really ordered (was a neat-freak/had to know what time it was/etc), but I never had a watch last past 3 months. I can remember going through at least a dozen watches (Never anything too fancy, but nothing less than $30). I remember with one of the watches we tried to change the battery, and it still wouldn't work. It's like the watch just gave up.
My family just joked around saying I had some kind of EMP in my wrist, but maybe I should start looking out for other weird occurrences...
banjaloupe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:59 on May 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man! I can explain the metal thing since I do it too. It's a form of nickel sensativity where your skin corrodes the metal (that's why it turns green, that's the color of nickel apparently). I used to get these green "rashes" on my face until we realized it was my skin reacting with my glasses. Most people have it the other way where they get hurt touching nickel-alloy metals.
My grandmother has a similar effect, but it's with gold (it turns black).
Emperor_Norton_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:40 on May 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, very interesting, thanks for the update!!!
Andaru ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 09:05:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had something very similar happen to me and my sister. My mother was in the hospital terminally ill with cancer and we knew that she had very little time left, so we took turns to be with her. That day however she lost consciousness and we couldn't bear to stay in the hospital, so we went to sleep at our father's, who lived near the hospital.
We were sleeping in the same room, when at some point I woke up with a feeling of strong sadness and I see my sister staring at me, shaking. I get a terrible feeling of dread - I start to really shake too - and go to hug her. A few minutes later the phone rings, and we get called to the hospital since she just died.
Just after the funeral my sister is chatting with one of my mother's childhood friends in the TV room, just remembering stuff and trading stories, and the TV suddenly turns on. They laugh nervously, as the remote is clearly on the table, and turn it off.
I'm a very skeptical person, but these two episodes - and another unrelated one - still escape my attempts at an explanation.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:22:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If it makes you feel any better, my TV randomly switches on all the time and I'm sure it isn't haunted. Once I woke up at 3am with the TV and bedside lamp on, so I guess I sleep walk now :)
On a more unrelated note... My family and I were on holidays by the coast, and my dad became overwhelmed with this shortness of breath. As soon as they decided to get it checked out, I became hysterical and felt as if I knew he was going to die. He was diagnosed with cancer not long after, and died three years later.
I put it down to negativity and worry (I was only 12 or so) that made me feel like he was going to die, not any matrix glitches.
Andaru ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:35:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I've tried all explanations too. However that TV had not done that before, nor did it ever after...
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 08:57:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Those kinds of things happen to us a lot as well... I'm usually the perpetrator.
Oldest one my mom told me about that she and my dad were watching an ice skating match on some olympics. The 20-th or so runner was up against the 19th and I walked to the screen (at 3 years old), pointed at one and said "he's going to fall". Then I went back to playing. Subsequently he fell, as the only one in the entire pack. Only time I said something too, apparently.
Fast forward 22 years or so, I see my sister walking somewhere. I tell my GF "I could swear she's pregnant...". She explains to me that that's impossible, you won't see anything until 8-10 weeks and we'd surely know before then. Also, they were actively not trying to get pregnant (birth control). About a week later, my sister calls me to announce that she's 6 weeks pregnant and that they have an echo of the new kid with the birth control next to him. At 5 weeks pregnant, there's nothing possibly to see. I still can't explain this either - but it's the only time I've ever suspected her to be pregnant.
Two years later, she's pregnant again. In a random-ish moment I predict to my GF that she's going to be called "Anne". No reasons for it whatsoever, I just had a hunch. Some 4 months later, we hear that she's been named after my mom and a girl that my sister knew when she was very young. My sister's name is X (anonymised) and that girl's name was also X. So, they referred to eachother as "Anne-X" where "anne" is short for "other" in my native tongue. So, she was named after my sister, my grandmother and "Anne".
TwitchyWombat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:10:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've accurately predicted the genders of babies for 2 of my cousins (one cousin has had 2) and 4 of my friends over the last 2 years for a total of 7/7 correct. I've not guessed wrong, but there have been people that I didn't predict because I didn't get the same feeling. I just get this feeling that hits me like 'girl' or 'boy' with some people. /shrug
[deleted] ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 06:29:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
im pretty confident humans have some non physical connections to the ones they love the most. An anthropologist visiting a native tribe witnessed people leaving the worksite for no apparent reason...a child described that the ones you know/love the most have more powerful connections, and you can call to them if you focus your attention/emotion enough. also think about twin connections. what if we have some calling power like this, but as technology, cities, societies and language evolved it became obsolete. so we are unable to use it to its full potential because we arent aware of it
marquizzo ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 10:52:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My dad is also convinced of this. He says that radio signals have always existed, but if you told someone 200 years ago that you could communicate instantly with someone across the country, they wouldn't have believed you. He thinks that today, it's possible for some people to experience supernatural communication, but we just don't have the technology to understand or control it. As we continue learning about our universe, we might realize that there's an entire different spectrum of communication: telepathy.
I hope he's right. How awesome would that be?
[deleted] ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 06:56:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Collect your 1 million if you can provie proof.
g4c ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 07:53:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Provie proof"? Is that how they say it in the 'hood? "Yo yo! Listen up! Lil' gangsta here talkin' some supernatural shit. Let's see if he's got the provie proof!"
I_happen_to_disagree ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:26:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if serious...
g4c ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Very not serious. :-)
prezenstein ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:57:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
amidst all these scary stories this made me lmao
unnoved ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:28:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lawd
lurklurklurkPOST ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:50:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Proof Provied. (Allegedly)
ekedin ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 07:48:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is some truth to this. I've had some experiences after my dad died. The problem is that it is very taboo in modern society and for a good reason. The mind likes to make up assumptions on these topics and without proper evidence for the truth of the matter it can screw with our perceptions of reality if culturally accepted which is why our society is skeptical and waits for evidence. I wish there were more studies being done to try and prove that native Americans know what they're talking about, but I think some people are afraid of what peoples assumptions will be if the scientific community starts to reveal things like that. Watch out for pseudo science
Nordoisthebest ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:21:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
As an anthropology major this makes me sad.
No, there is no proof of humans contacting each other through the ethereal. All of the evidence is loose anecdotes.
I assure you that if such a thing were possible that we would have made steps to encourage it's use.
EDIT: Spelling.
ekedin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:05:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is hard to watch because I loved watching these guys growing up. They really had good times together, but Bam Margera's explanation in this video of getting angry RIGHT at the time of Ryan's death really makes me believe we have connections somehow with people that we care about on an emotionally charged level.
Nordoisthebest ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:12:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure that tearing up a rental car while drunk is part of a regular Tuesday for Bam margerra. Nothing out of the usual for him. The timing was more likely to be happen-stance.
Farfig_Noogin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:29:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I want to believe.
lurklurklurkPOST ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:46:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Believe it or not, this may have some basis in scientific fact
In Depth Explanation: As i read it, in an article somewhere (i searched for an hour and the video linked above came closest to the theory described here) the brain maintains several "loops" of electromagnetic energy for an unknown purpose. i believe some hypothesize it is a form of biological "RAM" equivalent or simply a built up EM field the brain hasn't used up yet, which is kept in this loop as a battery, or for whatever reason. the heart, with every beat, sends out a strong pulse (imagine your favorite EMP Effect from whatever movie) that travels at high speeds over surprisingly vast distances. one of the Hypotheses is that these "loops" catch and catalogue pulses from people you interact with regularly (you are exposed to person x's magnetic field for y amount of time, and you can "sense" when they are distressed) this was presented as a possible explanation for occurences like Saales0706's comment above, where someone becomes aware of a loved one's death or state of distress minutes or even hours before any official notification.
TL;DR Your heart sends an EM Shockwave out when it beats that your loved one's pick up on when you are in pain or danger or if you just died.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:25:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got chills when reading this- i forgot to mention when the child was explaining this "calling" to the anthropologist that he said you must focus on your heart- essentially your mother and father are closest to the center of your chest, and people with less strong connections are further from the center. the strength of the signal was also directly related to the strength of the love and how much you knew that person (or animal)
Eudaimonics ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:22:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This would be an amazingly genius evolutionary function if its proven true.
kspacey ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 09:16:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not science :|
lurklurklurkPOST ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:23:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Its all theory and Hypothesis. Not once did i say any of this was Proven (with the exception of the Electromagnetic field generated by the heart)
kspacey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
pray tell what you meant by this
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:08:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aiua's?? Maybe love and certain chemicals we emit form quantum bonds between our bodies, and when one connection breaks, its disappearance causes our body to feel different, and feeling different makes us feel bad.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 09:43:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe using tbe word quantum makes bollocks sound more legit..
The3rdWorld ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:48:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that's often true however it doesn't always mean it's woo. There really is such a thing as 'Action at a Distance' and discoveries like Quantum Entanglement are still in the process of being made - a lot of stuff is happening which is rewriting the physics rule book - most of it stems from some branch of quantum mechanics.
I mean we have this notion that because we're macroscopic that only macroscopic forces affect us; germ and cell theory reduced that down to the microscopic but even smaller the action of the smell system for example relies on quantum mechanics so these 'spooky effects' do seem to be utilized by evolution; then begin to consider the complexity of the mirror neuron systems which mimic the behaviour of others - this system is only recently being understood and it's entirely possible some part of this is or can be linked to those we share a 'bond' with - although what and how that works is anyone's guess.
The future discoveries of science are always laughed off as crackpot even while they're working - i mean just go back and look at the things people (parliament) said about the 'the difference engine' it seemed to all but the most scientifically devout to break every law of nature, logic and common sense - yet, less than two hundred years later here we are each using one as if it's the most natural thing in the world, so sure be somewhat sceptical of scientific possibilities but never discount them without consideration - not everyone with an imagination is depak chopra.
no_splattering ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:46:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it does or maybe it does.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lol definitely
mogmog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:11:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empathy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
See: Luke and Leia.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:54:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably not. It's an interesting thought and certainly would be very convenient, but unlikely.
sarah_smile ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:04:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
She doesn't like to talk about it, but my Grandma has also repeatly forseen the deaths of relatives in her dreams, most notable two of her own children (one died of SID and the other in a car crash after grad.) I've always dismissed these stories as bullshit because she believes that the messages were sent by God and I am a sciency individual. But now after reading these other similar stories I'm not so sure.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:02:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The wrong part is to correlate these kinds of stories with God.
Weird things might happen, and our reality might be more than what we know of it, for now.
But it doesn't mean the Bible, or the Qu'ran, is right.
LipstickandMalice ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:20:57 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A friend of mine had a dreadful feeling that her son, who was out with friends driving around town, had died. She immediately went looking for him and passed the road he was killed on. Couldn't find him and went back home. She called all the hospitals and police stations in the surrounding towns. Nothing. The police arrived at her home shortly after. She said she didn't want to answer the door. They had come to tell her that her son was killed in a car accident.
RoyGaucho ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:30:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why is it in every prediction story I hear, it's an old person that does the predicting? Is it that generation (and therefore all predictors are dying off) or does it get refined with age?
FluffyPurpleThing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:55:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My niece has been randomly predicting things since childhood, so not just old people. A few years ago she was playing with a friend, when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, she said to her friend "Michael Jackson died". Both she and her friend were surprised she said it, but a couple hours later they heard it on the news.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:06:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just above your comment, I read this:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/oeo0h/reddit_tell_me_your_glitch_in_the_matrix_stories/c3gqsm0
H4zzard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:27:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
She said this in a non chalant matter of fact tone right?
TILWaffles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:00:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Halfway through Marine Corps bootcamp I kept dreaming and feeling like something was wrong with my mother. Told DI this several times and caught all kinds of hell for "being homesick". Finally I guess he just wanted to shut me up so he agreed to call. Turns out she had some tumors and had a heart attack all very close together. After he hung up he told me what happened, that she was fine now and to GTFO. Pretty sure he was freaked the fuck out.
ThePowerfulHamster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:56:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"I fuckin' called it!"
Ameliorat3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:42:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i think i know you
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would guess that Francis was subconsciously expecting some contact from Jim. When it didn't come, things felt wrong and she immediately suspected something had happened to Jim.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well obviously your great Aunt had Jim killed.
crave_you ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My uncle told me about how my aunt dreamed her friend's son was in a fire. A lil while later he was in Iraq or in war and got burned in one. He didn't die, But I think a few months later he did die in a car crash although I'm not sure.
RedDorf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In my 20s, I 'awoke' one night to see my grandfather sitting at the foot of my bed, looking at a pocket watch. That's all I remember. In the morning, I learned he passed away in the night.
I would never call it anything but a coincidental dream, but sometimes the explanation seems more far-fetched than the implied paranormal.
ksumhs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That 01 ice storm was intense... I will never forget it. Didn't have school for 13 days in a row because of no electricity. Kansas.
chaoticflanagan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got goosebumps man.
411eli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can we please have more stories? PLEASE?!
snoaj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Hi, just wanted to call and tell you your husband is dead. K? Bye"
echoechotango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
my family as well. we have LOTS of stories like this.
NeverHadAnAccountB4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 8 years ago I had just dropped off my then fiance at the service station to pick up his car that had been repaired. I headed home and about halfway through my trip felt the most inexplicable sense of dread and panic. I remained extremely upset for the duration of the drive. Right when I get home my cell phone rings and it's an EMT calling me from the back of an ambulance. My fiance had been in a head-on collision and they were rushing him to a trauma ER. The collision occurred about the time I had those horrible feelings. (He didn't die. He's fine now.)
om_nom_nom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That happens in my family a lot too, it's always pretty creepy.
pancakefactory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
not related to people, but when my friends grandpa died for no reason an alarm clock in the cupboard of his sister in the next village began to beep. It was so loud the sister heard it from upstairs. she went downstairs and got the alarm clock out of the cupboard and switched it off. as she turned it around, the back was open and there where no batteries in. The day after my friends mother called her fathers sister and said he died last night at about 3.30 am. The alarm clock rang at exactly that time.
phonoflux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Replying for placeholder. This also reminded me of a creepy event similar to this. Need to get the details.
nycdk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:59 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How does it just "happen a lot"?!
Kylar_Stern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:50 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My mom had a very similar thing happen to her. When she was a little girl, her grandmother, my great-grandmother, was sick and dying in the hospital. One night she suddenly woke up to see her standing next to her bed. She was not afraid at all, in fact she felt a great sense of calm. Her grandma simply said, "Don't worry about me, I'm ok now, I'm not hurting anymore. I love you honey." shortly after her mother came in the room and gave her the news that grandma had passed away. I believe her completely, my mother has never been one to make things up.
MikeOxbigg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:17 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry about your Uncle Jim, I remember that storm though. It was a bitch without a doubt, I was amazed as a kid though because it was the first time I'd ever seen frozen grass lol.
guerillastyle420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:20 on April 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Prior to last week I had a dream about a cousin that I don't really care for nor talk to quite often, so why would I specifically remember her from one of my dreams? This question was on my mind for a few days until I found out that she was found dead in some apartment. Crazy how shit works out man.
verytroo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I felt something tingling on back of m neck reading this. I always feel it when I realize anything weird.
Dwight_shrutes_beet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard Harry!
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:46:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once you hit black, you never come back.
ProstheticBabe ยท 160 points ยท Posted at 04:04:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This gave me some mad chills!
strongscience62 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:32:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
dude my skin is crawling
dewittdj ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:49:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i'm reading the first comment after each story to decide if i want to read it. i'll pass on this one. i'm sleeping tonight.
fermentedbrainwave ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:03:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I followed your advice. and didn't read any more stories. guess I'd sleep okay tonight and goose-bump myself tomorrow evening.
Ive_done_this_before ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:52:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why were they angry?
TehTriangle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:18:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Coincidences are amazing sometimes, aren't they?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:27:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got chills, then read this comment, maybe this guy is watching over all of us and is all like, "Those guys be reading my story, CHILL TIME!" Zap
At least I hope you get Chill superpowers when you pass away.
ProstheticBabe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:40:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeahi thing there's someone hovering over all of us with a chill gun and zaps us whenever we finish reading this story. I think we're onto something here
jwatsonATL ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 04:39:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
My Grandfather on my Mother's side passed away while I was an infant, thus I do not have any memory of him. All throughout my childhood, my mother would tell me of mannerisms that I shared with him. When I was 8 or 9, I started having dreams in which the numbers 9-1-1 appeared. A couple years later, I started seeing 9-1-1 randomly in clocks, ads, prices, posters, etc. As I got older, I would see these numbers randomly only during times of extreme stress or anxiety. After I graduated High School, I almost entirely quit seeing them. Then in 2008, it came back with a vengeance. By the time early 2009 came around, it was a several time a day occurrence. By this time, my Mother and I weren't on speaking terms. On St. Patrick's Day 2009, I counted 11 times that these numbers appeared. Two days later, I got the phone call that my mother had passed away on St. Patricks Day. Chronic alcoholism had caused her to bleed out internally - same way my Grandpa died. While preparing for the funeral and sorting through her belongings, I discovered my Grandpa's obituary. He died on Sept. 11, 1987. He was an FAA Saftey Inspector...
edit: not neccessarily a "matrix" moment, but for lack of a better term, 9-1-1 serves as my "spidey sense"
jb2386 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 05:37:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I always notice the number 23 everywhere. I got annoyed when that jim carrey movie came out because whenever I mention it people are like "oh just like the movie?" No, it's been all my life!! Also, every phone number I've had has had 23 in it.
Actually, if you see my username, 2386. Any of these numbers appear to me in combinations, i.e. 23, 38, 86, 238, 386. I don't read into it too much, but it helps with decision making. If I see one of these numbers related to one choice, I'll take that choice. Or if a number is related to a person somehow, I'll make sure I talk to/befriend that person.
thentherewerelimes ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:36:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So, I'm in a bar with my friend, we're young, in engineering school and talking about the hocus pocus of numerology. A waitress spills a drink as she passes us, we order coffee, she tells us the drink she spilled was a Grasshopper.. To demonstrate that you can find meaning in anything, we find the Grasshopper on the menu, it's the 23rd item. There are 23 people in the bar, there are 23 pieces of art on the wall. My friend has 23 cents in his pocket, and there are 23 matches left in my matchbook. We have 23 cigarettes between us. We leave looking for the next 23, and decide to see what number 23 on the street is, and it turns out to be an absolutely fabulous little pizza joint which we went to frequently thereafter.
TL;DR; 23 led me to pizza.
jwatsonATL ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:45:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
agree. its always helped me find clarity in strange situations. i rarely speak about it, especially since the whole WTC thing, but i almost broke down in tears when i found that obituary. it was almost like my grandad was telling me its ok. and as i look back, its never been creepy to me, almost strangly comforting. i'm glad to know that this happens to other people as well. i get 4, 2, 6, and 7 a lot as well, in varying(sp?) combinations, but always 9-1-1 in order.
chris-topher ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:06:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're good with the spelling of varying.
jwatsonATL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:20:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you!
jb2386 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:07:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, the order matters to me, too. 32 or 83 have no meaning.
Actually what freaked me out is my ex-girlfriend when we first met told me she always notices the time at 11:46 at night. I didn't think much of it until I realised it was 23:46 (46 = 23+23). I find it interesting, but since we've broken up, I really can't find any meaning in it for me personally. Just interesting coincidence I think.
jwatsonATL ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:20:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! That sir is quite interesting. I have had mutual experience with this number pattern, as in someone close to me mentions or points it out, and it usually triggers a cascading effect of occurances for me.
GeneralMakaveli ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:36:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if real comment, but http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/23_enigma
jb2386 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:41:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's a real comment, I just don't often tell people because I feel like it's too "mainstream" (without trying to sound like a hipster...) because people will think I've just read something like that and make shit up. It's definitely been my whole life. I was born on the 23rd, I assume that's definitely got something to do with it.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:14:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You can trick your mind into doing this as a type of thought experiment. It absolutely works. 23 is the number. I see it everywhere. Once you notice, you can't not notice. It is to the point now were I think: because the 23-Enigma is so mainstream is the only explanation for its commonality. Everybody is fucking with me.
It is also the Goddess Eris's sacred number, so I suggest becoming a Discordian. That's how I found out about it, long before they made a movie (based on this idea). See /r/discordia or /r/twentythree. Become a pope. The goddess has apparently chosen you, and you don't want to piss her off. Hail Eris!
lexabear ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:39:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pfft, one does not become a pope. One already is a pope.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:48:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What you say is true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. Hail Eris!
lexabear ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:20:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At least it's never meaningless!
Hail Eris!
GeneralMakaveli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is kinda crazy then, maybe I need to start looking out for the number 29. (I was born on the 29th)
jrriddle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:35:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Woah man...the same happens for me with the number 23. EXACTLY like the movie! Although, it has been going on my whole life too. Same for my brother. I didn't even know it was happening to him too until a year ago. Earlier this year I met my gf and she too has the same problem..this is getting strange.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:27:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
This is the work of the Goddess Eris. Consider this a sign and join the Legion of Dynamic Discord. You have apparently been chosen. Believe me, you do not want to get on Eris's bad side, she has quite the temper. Read the Principia Discordia and consult your pineal gland for further illumination.
jrriddle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:56:42 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I spent some time reading a few of the links on the page and I am not sure if trolling or if you opened my eyes up to something. Please explain a little more of what this is in layman's terms so that I can get a better understanding of this. Thanks
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:26 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
First, let me say that any Discordian you asked this of would likely give you a different interpretation. Iโll try to lay out this belief-system as I see it, which will be difficult. And while I am not trolling in the sense you mean, I am โtrollingโ you ontologically.
The core idea/philosophy is that chaos is the underlying primordial state of the Universe and that randomness and chance lead to novelty (i.e creation). From the random fluctuations of the atomic soup (chaos) that birthed the galaxies and stars, to the events and interactions of our daily lives. Take for exampleโฆthis conversation. Ponder the trillions of factors (down to the molecules) that had to take place for this to be happening. It begins with our personal lives, I mean everything had to line up (by chance) for our paths to cross, albeit digitally/mentally. Then, every ancestor we have had to be in the right place at the right time (by chance) for us to even exist. Plus, every circumstance that led to the technology we are utilizing, and so on and so on and so onโฆ
For Discordians, the chaos from which chance happens is personified in the Greek Goddess Eris (Discordia to the Romans). She is Chaos incarnate and all religions are her religion. Humans can only view reality after it is filtered through our pattern seeking/creating minds. As cultures (alpha-memes) and individuals, we all see different patterns in the chaos. The Principia calls these patterns โreality grids.โ The 23 enigma is used to demonstrate this. Once you notice the pattern of 23s, it becomes part of your reality. The goal of discordianism is to tear down these โgridsโ and replace them withโฆwaitโฆforโฆitโฆnothing! The notion that โreality is what you can get away withโ and that โreality is the original Rorschachโ are pretty much the driving ethos. Because of this, in contrast to every other religion, we advocate and preach disbelief.
In actuality, Discordians tend to be atheists and skeptics. This was a religion created in the 1950s for the โfun of it.โ It does have all the hallmarks of a religion though. The line is so blurred; even we donโt know what we are. We have an all pervasive belief system that explains everything, we have a deityโฆwho just happens to be a sexy Goddess, we have rituals, initiation rites, rules and codes (optional of course), etcโฆ
Finally, the reason 23 is sacred to Discordianism is because of the LAW OF FIVES which states that: ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5. 23 was also central to the Illuminatus Trilogy, a novel written by the Discordians Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea. Discordians see 23s.
That was difficult to summarize. I hope that helped. Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
jrriddle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:55:20 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. I believe I understand nearly all of that. Thank you! I have learned a lot about that particular subject! I think I shall do more research on this. Very interresting
Jigsus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:58:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Jim Carrey is supposed to be also affected by the number 23. That's why he did the movie.
jrriddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:20 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
True story?
chris-topher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:04:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriend is like that. With the exact same number. What is really creepy is that we started going out on the 23rd, every since then we have pretty much noticed every time we see the number. Whether it is on TV shows, or the time (just randomly looking to see the time) or anything. It is quite the phenomenon.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:36:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
This is the work of the Goddess Eris. Consider this a sign and join the Legion of Dynamic Discord. You and your girlfriend have apparently been chosen. Believe me, you do not want to get on Eris's bad side, she has quite the temper. Read the Principia Discordia and consult your pineal gland for further illumination.
Note: Had to copy/paste this for all the 23ers on this post. I'm obligated to inform you.
dimensional_dan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:02:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
911 is also drilled into kids minds as being the number to dial in an emergency...
jwatsonATL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I dont doubt that it's entirely possible that this is all coincidence from early childhood conditioning. I just feel like it has been a significant recurrence in my life, more so than I think is normal for most people. But, then again, since I'll never be able to experience life from another's perspective, it could just as easily be my subconscious messing with me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:56:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was sitting in class one day messing with my iPhone when I noticed something strange the clock at the top of the screen was flashing for no reason, the most odd thing about it was the fact that the clock showed 9:11 and it stopped flashing at 9:12 Many bricks were shat
jwatsonATL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now that's a new one! Let me know if this happens again, please.
SparkitusRex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:15:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When my mom was around 22 or so, before I was born, she used to get a call daily from her mom around the same time every day. They lived in separate cities so it was their way of keeping in contact. They had a friend of the family who we shall call Bob; my mom had grown up around this guy and had known him for her entire life. He was not ill nor was there any indication he was going anytime soon. She was in the courtyard of the apartment with the dog when my grandmother called. My dad calls her in to talk to her, she walks in, picks up the phone, and before my grandmother can say anything she blurts out "Bob's dead." And then immediately thereafter started thinking "wtf is wrong with me, why did I just say that?" My grandmother just paused and said "Who told you?"
My mom and I have both had some strange coincidences like that. We'll get a feeling that something is wrong, or have a loved one visit us in our sleep, and then... well.
nothing429 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I always seem to see the number 324 and 911 a lot...in video games, lengths of videos, car tags, clocks, you name it. I just wonder if there is some sort of meaning behind it.
jwatsonATL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For me there definitely is. But I may just be reading too much into coincidence.
monutz324 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How about comment replies?
Hiafolks ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:57:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What is an FAA safety inspector? I feel like I'm missing half the punch line...
chris-topher ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:08:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FAA stands for Federal Aviation Administration. I'm guessing that the punch line has to do with September 11th 2001 (9th month, 11th day - reffering to what jwatsonATL see's a lot of) and his grandfather dying on that date, but years earlier.
jwatsonATL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not so much a punch line as a series of strange coincidence. Federal Aviation Administration. He was responsible for all of the airlines saftey, from actual planes, to saftey procedures, etc. in the late 70's, early 80's for the Southeastern U.S. He passed away on a day that 14 yrs later, most of the world would associate with death and tragedy, while I always have, and continue to associate those numbers with impending change, followed by comfort and clarity. For me they're like a precursor for a big, sometimes unpleasant event in my life, but they also help me to find answers in seeming chaos. So, not so much a punchline, or my own "matrix" moment, just a relevant reply to the Grandma post above it.
fatlace ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:20:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly see "143" "420" "1111" on clocks all the time.
jwatsonATL ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:22:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I notice these too, but never in connection with any of my life changing events, and never with as much frequency.
fatlace ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:31:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah same. I always just notice that I notice those ones.
Carrmann ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:12:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Goosebumps.
deathonater ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:38:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's simultaneously disturbing and beautiful.
CausaMortis ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:23:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My Grandma has a similar experience. This was still back when my mother was about the age 12. My Grandma's Husband was a delivery man for years. Driving this small cargo car around every day. Now on this particular day my Grandma dreamed of her husband driving the car on a T-juncture close to town and being hit by a truck from the side totaling the car. She was completely stressed out when she woke up, my Grandpa knowing his wife well calmed her down and asked whats up and she told him about the dream and stressed him that she doesnt want him driving today, that he should stay at home.
My Grandpa tells her he can't not go, but he'll ask a colleague to drive in his stead and he'll go as a passenger on the car. This slightly calmed down my Grandma.
Later that day, the small cargo car gets hit by a truck from the side, exactly on the juncture my Grandma dreamed about. Totaling the car and killing both my Grandpa and his colleague.
Nick_Fisher ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:54:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck.
Shit.
Jesus.
Manae ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:09:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some oddities happened around my grandpa's death as well.
Grandpa worked up until he was hospitalized for wrecking his car, the doctors missed the signs of a stroke thinking it was just due to wrecking, and he slipped in to a coma and we honored his DNR. He mostly drove a truck for a local company--I believe a tri-axel. He didn't like anyone else driving his truck, and the bosses honored that. The day of his viewing, they had someone take his truck out. The load stuck in the back during dumping, and the truck toppled down the pile. The driver walked away nearly uninjured, but the truck was not salvageable.
My one great aunt had a rose bush in her back yard that hadn't bloomed in years. He loved roses, and had been telling her for a while he would stop by and take a look at it but just never got to it. The same day his truck was lost, she found the bush covered in buds.
Another coincidence happened a year to the day of his death. My grandma received a call from a local dentist reminding Lester of an upcoming appointment. Turned out to be a wrong number, but really freaked her out--not exactly a common name to be getting a call for.
SparkitusRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god if I was your Great Aunt in that situation I don't think I would have been able to stop crying. Coincidence or not.
nemoomen ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:20:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Grandma had a case of the helpful schizophrenia.
treegrass ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:27:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the edit sent a chill through my body... that's some pretty trippy stuff
UnPlug12 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:53:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Similar story, my grandpa told me the story of his grandmother, so my great-great-grandmother. She was a superstitious Irish Catholic. If a bird got in her house, she would freak out saying it was bringing bad luck into the house and to her family. During WWI, she had a nephew in the war. One day a bird didn't fly into her house but just sat on the sill. She stared at, it stared at her for a bit, then it flew away. She said that she knew at that moment that her nephew was dead. A week or so later she got the telegram. Not sure about a glitch, but still a weird connection between loved ones and a bit spooky.
spacekow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:04:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember a story from about 10 years ago when my great-grandmother was still alive and living home alone at the time. Her husband had died 6 years eariler and my mother always claimed that she randomly can speak to the dead while she's sleeping. I always thought it was non-sense, but many folks in my family believe that it's some family power.
Anyway, the family and I are watching TV together in the lving room and my mom is snoozing away in a chair when suddenly she snaps awake and yells at my dad, "Call your mother now and tell her to get to your grandma's now. She fell down the stairs and broke her hip!" My dad obviously is thnking she is crazy as hell, but she is animate about it so he calls his mom and she goes and checks on my great-grandmother down the street. When she gets there sure enough, she slipped on the stairs and was lying on the ground with a broken hip. My mother claims my great-grandfather came to her in a dream and told her that my great-grandmother fell down the stairs.
I'm not a believer at all, but I still have a hard time explaining that one.
RealButFakeSadStory ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
creepy
Wolftongue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:57:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Final destination...
shizzlebeans ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:25:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
To piggyback on this type of story that isn't really "glitchy" but weird/spooky. My grandfather passed away 9 months ago. He worked for the local newspaper for 30+ years running the print press.
The Sunday after he died I looked outside my kitchen window and there was a newspaper sitting on my driveway. I brought it in and read the sports page and looked at some ads and then threw it away. The next day I was talking to my cousin and he asked if I get the paper. I said no, but there was one delivered to my house the day before. He said, "weird"
I asked, "Why?"
"Because, I was going to ask you if you read Papa's obituary in the paper yesterday."
I dug the paper out of the garbage can so I could read the obituary. I thought what a really weird coincidence to get a random paper the day his obituary was printed. But the more I thought about it I wondered if someone maybe made sure I got the paper, like a family member or a family friend knowing my Grandpa's obit would be in there. But the next Sunday the paper showed up again, and the Sunday after that.
I've been getting the Sunday paper for 9 months starting on the Sunday after my Grandpa died.
art0rz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:48:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
My uncle and aunt were truckers that drove through Canada and the US. One night before going on the road again my uncle has a dream of his deceased father who told him to postpone his drive for a day (potentially costing them thousands of dollars). My uncle really didn't want to go the next day but my aunt convinced him it was just a dream and they ended up going. Shortly after departing they hit a person head on on the highway and killed him. This man committed suicide and my uncle has never been the same since.
I don't believe in ghosts and spirits but this really made me stop and think.
jen_and_juice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:06:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hm. That really reminds me of this story my mom mentioned to me. Well, when my grandpa died, as in Filipino tradition, they held his body in the living room (in a casket, of course) until the burial. Sometime around the second or third night, my mom was asleep in her old childhood room. She said she had a dream of her dad coming into her room, sitting at the edge of her bed, and saying, "Anak (child), my back is hurting. There is something there, I am so uncomfortable."
Waking up feeling very curious and weird about her dream, she told my grandma what he had told her in her dream. Apparently they walked over to his casket, and my mom slightly lifted my grandpa's torso while my grandma put her hand under his back to feel around. My grandma then pulled up a balled up wash cloth.
Melivora ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:08:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh, my grandmother had a similar thing, where her childhood best friend got pens for his birthday - like, 1930s? - which had lead in. During the night she woke up and he had, as he often did, snuck into her room and was at the bottom of her bed, pointing at his ink covered mouth and laughing. She told him to fuck off, he obliged.
Next day, Mother screams (he lived next door, hence friendship), as the kid had ben poisoned by his pens and died, the doctor estimated in the early evening, before the apparation in Grannys room.
Or, Granny's a bullshitter. But she's all religious, thinks lying, even for stories, will 'cause you to go to hell. So I dunno.
Also, I love commas.
grandwahs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:30:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know that there are soooooooo many false stories about ghosts and spirits and everything (dreams being mistaken for reality, the imagination playing tricks, reasonable explanations, etc.) But I can't help but think that there are in fact some supernatural occurrences like this that are real.
There are some reincarnation stories out there that fit this style of story, too.
Skelzore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Starring lootninja77's grandmother in CBS's new television show, A Gifted
ManWoman[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for sharing, this was my favorite of the thread.
anamatronix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At first I read that your uncle would have been a great one, and was all
"How can you know? You never met the guy! Did your family extoll his possible uncle-y virtues?"
Wulfay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did your mother and others corroborate the story of not getting on the plane that day? That is crazy stuff!
lawlok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Those stories are crazy. I'm glad your Grandma listened, or else you would not be here today.. It's a bit insane when you look at it that way, but I'm glad she stuck to her guns and didn't listen to everyone else.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Goose bumps, all over.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
did the survivors of the plane crash then one by one die in mysterious freaky accidents?
Whoreadswhoreads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
- Final Destination: First Encounter -
incinerate55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TL;DR Final Destination
Louis_TANJ_Wu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The sitting up in bed having a conversation thing tweaked my memory. When I was about 11 or 12 I was staying at my Grandmother's house due to the fact she was in the hospital and very sick. On the third night in the house I remember waking up and having a conversation with her sitting on the end of my bed as she told me goodbye. I remember falling back asleep. The next morning I came out for breakfast and I was told she had passed away in the night.
etalocohc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is somewhat similar but it wasn't exactly involving me, I was more of a bystander if you count me sleeping next to my mom. hahaha...
Anyway, I'm on a family vacation and we're sleeping in this motel. About almost a month prior to this trip my grandfather had passed away. Texas is humid as hell and sometimes motels with bad ventilation can feel damp, it's nasty. This relates because it was so hot that night, but I was finally able to fall asleep in this humid room. In the middle of the night I suddenly feel very very cold. I mean there are moments where you just need a blanket and then there's that unnatural sudden chill. Being half asleep I just reach around of a blanket and I fall back asleep.
Next morning, we call my grandma to check up on her and she tells us about a dream she had about my grandpa during her nap. He had appeared to her in her dream telling her to not worry, that he was okay. My grandparents are Buddhist, so she had seen him sitting with enlightened monks meaning he wouldn't be incarnated according to her.
When my grandmother is napping, we're sleeping at night and apparently my mom had a dream that night. However, at the time she had her dream, was the time I had consciously felt very cold. Apparently my grandfather had appeared to her and had told her to not worry that he was okay. I had to sleep with a night light for about 5 years because it made me chicken just thinking about it.
etalocohc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Regarding your edit, of your grandma conversing with air.... My friend had told me, his aunt had heard his grandmother suddenly very capable of recounting memories and speaking more fluidly than normal. She was very sick and weak, Alzheimer's had been deteriorating her brain so she was losing memories and ability to communicate well.
His aunt had basically heard her chatting with her late husband couple of days before she passed away. They say that when older people near their time to leave, they see the world very clearly regardless of the current state of their health deterioration. Chinese people also talk about how before the Lunar New Year, there's usually a peak in tragedies and the elderly usually pass away before the new year.
LandPirateDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your mother will soon be killed by pigeons.
Chotgun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck sleep tonight! Forget it!
Chotgun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck sleep tonight! Forget it!
VickiVail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My grandma was the same way. She was driving back from Vegas with her girlfriends and was about to get into the right backseat but as she was getting in she had a bad premonition and moved to the left backseat of the car instead. They got in a bad car accident and the person in the right backseat died.
Not my grandma but her mom aka my great grandmother was dying. She had lots of kids and all of them were in the hospital room with her. She called my grandpa over to her (who was not her child but my grandmas husband). He was the only one she talked to privately and she told him to follow her quickly. They all kind of disregarded what she said but a week or so later he died of a blood clot in his heart. He was a super healthy guy who died at the age of 54 when my dad was just 12.
I myself get weird premonitions. Let me know if you want to hear about mine.
LIONisVIKING ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good Guy Grandpa
shadowknife392 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of final destination :O
DJ-Douche-Master ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of my grandmom. My uncle lived in NYC so my grandmom asked my mom and I if we wanted to go visit him. On the way up to NY she told us she had a weird dream about a planes flying above NYC and dreamed about the twin towers which compelled her to go visit. We ended up viewing the towers that day and visited my uncle. 2 days later was 9/11. Wtf grandmoms.
DundahMifflin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My Grandma passed away last March and my Grandpa took it very, very hard. I have always wondered if he has seen/heard my Grandma in a dream or something similar. He is not the type to believe in that sort of events, but, I guarantee you he's been visited by her at least once.
eddiminn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you could easily explain the first as a subconscious message... but the second... bbrrr
subsequent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We shall call it... Final Destination.
Smurfalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Extrasensory perception is one possible explanation of this event. It means that sudden and drastic changes in our emotions travel both forward and backwards in time. Stephen Colbert interviewed a guy that used porn to try to elicit this response..
If you do a little research into it you'll discover that the most amazing thing about it is that the only way it could have an actual impact in events (keep in mind that the research performed for the Colbert interview was a 50% chance to pick the right answer) is if all the possible outcomes actually occur and the "shock" that is sent backwards through time comes from the one that makes your guess correct. In a sense, there are multiple universes and you communicate with yourself through the one that has the outcome you desire.
gfrk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:25:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The whole foot if the bed thing... I can't stand that. Had to cover my feet.
I feel as though something might bite down on them if I look
C00lName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:27:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And then death started killing off everyone who should have been on the plane.
MrMathamagician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:40:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How old is your mom now?
proddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In 2004 my Uncle and his family were going to Phuket for Christmas but a week or so before they were supposed to leave he suddenly changes his mind, saying he had a bad feeling. On Boxing Day the 2004 Indonesian Earthquake and tsunami happened.
mywowtoonnname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:15:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would have asked for a refund after the crash.
87red ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:32:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did your grandmother write Final Destination?
MillsonWillson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:45:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing has ever not happened as much as this didn't happen.
anthonyisgood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:31:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seth MacFarlane should've been on one of the 9/11 flights. But he missed it because he slept in hung over. It's true.
thedddronald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
More like exploits then glitches.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one is interesting. The Berlin wall one could just be Grandma being aware that East Germany was becoming considered a hostile nation to the US, and her not wanting to leave her son's body there. The plane one, at face value, does sound like an amazing coincidence. However, it sounds as though your story is old and comes from an elderly person and a person who was a child at the time. So the story may have evolved over time, who knows.
crazyfreak316 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They were all bed time stories, weren't they?
ConceptualLogic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The only explanation for this is that there was a tear in the universe creating two realms and your grandfather's name is Frank. This book may have been useful then. The Philosophy of Time Travel
altxatu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 29 my brother in 40. He was in the first (goddamn I can't honestly bring myself to believe we went back, sigh) gulf war. Before he went into basic when I was 7 I told begged him to always keep his engine running, ALWAYS. No matter what. If I needed to I'd have our dad talk to his CO (I thought that was the end all be all of command structures. What? I was 7.). Anyway I made him swear on his life that he'd always keep his engine running. So basic comes and goes, 2 years slowly slip away. He's off in the Gulf doing god knows what (it was classified info at the time, now we know he was chugging towards bagdad and Iran). We didn't even know he was a driver of anything much less on the front lines. Another year slips away, and he comes home.
He hugs me hard, and says thanks. I ask for what and he said that I told him to always keep his engine running. So i say sure, no problem. I didn't remember any of it. So I say something to my dad. He says I talked to my brother and then my brother talked to him. I told him that i had a dream where he should always keep his engine running, with no explanation why. My dad gives him the same advice. My brother listens. I'm content with this, and I wonder off to play with my super nintendo.
My brother and dad sit me down a few years later, and ask me about it. So i tell them what I've already said. Turns out my brother was at the front of a patrol, they had stopped for a bit to sleep some. My brother woke up to a large flash, he had fallen alseep in his night vision goggles. As he woke up he saw a bright light heading for him. It went past him and hit a bradley next to his, he gunned it in reverse at a hard 90 degree angle and got out of the blast zone with no time to spare. he was so close his eardrums burst. The next morning, he walked over his tracks and he couldn't believe that he didn't rip his treads up. His CO can't either, so he orders him to do it again. So in his tracks he does it again, as soon as he tried to turn his treads shredded themselves. Except he was in a different bradley. I thought he was in the same one, but his CO wanted to see what would happen if they used a newer more recently tuned up bradley. He said that if he had to start his engine it would have been a direct hit, and bradley's don't have the best armor. Apparently he told his CO the story, his CO didn't believe it and wanted to see if it could be done twice. It couldn't.
F_E_M_A ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Death is coming for your grandma. He doesn't like to be cheated.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a distant uncle that recently passed away. We would see each other every few years or so. I never talked about him to anyone as we had no real relationship outside of small talk at family gatherings or what have you. January 5, while driving home and talking to my gf, I start mentioning him to her... out of the blue. It turns out he passed away around the time we had the conversation.
InsightfulOpinion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The airplane story made me think of similar situation in my history.
My great grandmother was supposed to be on the Titanic, but arrived too late and didn't make it on board. If she had made it on time odds are that I would not be here today.
HorkBajirGafrash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What crash was it, do you know?
interplanetjanet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:10 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know how true this is, but I've been told that a family member of mine had booked passage on both the Lusitania and the Titanic and had to miss each trip due to an illness or other problem of some sort.
LipstickandMalice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:19 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This story has given me the most chills thus far for some reason.
sNeis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:14 on February 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Goosebumps
desk_jockey26 ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 16:20:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My dad used to get up Around 3AM every morning for work. Starting at a very early age I would wake up on my own and wander downstairs to see him before he left. One morning when I was about 4 years old, I made it to the bottom of the stairs and noticed that the front door was ajar. I opened it up and saw my father in his favorite workshirt making his way down the driveway to his truck in his typical workoufit (plaid shirt and dickies). I swung the door open wide and yelled for him to come back for a hug before he left. He slowly turned around and just STARED at me and started walking back towards the house. He was looking so strangely at me that it started to scare me and I began crying and asking what was wrong. Just as he had almost reached me a pair of arms encircled me from behind in a bear hug. I turned my head to see my understandably freaked out father staring at his doppleganger (in the SAME outfit). The double took one look at my dad and ran down the driveway, meanwhile my dad yanked me in the house and locked the door. Wierdest morning EVER. Never did quite figure that one out. I would not trust my 4 year old memory of the event if it wasn't also witnessed by my father. He wont really talk about it these days but my mom has since told me that he called out of work and she spent the day reassuring him he wasn't a nutcases.
TL/DR - Dad and I met his equally freaked out doppleganger at 3am in our own driveway
Bravissimo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:50 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Any way you can get your dad's side of the story...just for a little different perspective. like anything odd in getting ready that morning or something?
desk_jockey26 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:36:14 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I actually did talk to him this evening and was tempted to ask him but he's sick with bronchitis and sounded pretty crappy. As a side note however, he gave my sisters and I each one of his plaid shirts for Christmas a few years back. It was a sweet idea since we always stole his warm work shirts when we were cold growing up. Don't know if it was a coincidence or not but I ended up with the "favorite" shirt mentioned in the post. Second side note - I continued to wake up with him until I finally moved out. Even in my early 20's when I was out partying, I felt like I had to be home before 3 to see him off and felt really "off" if I missed a morning for any reason...Not quite sure why?
desk_jockey26 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:42:51 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also, we have that kind of don't have to mention it but it's all understood relationship. I would stumble home in all sorts of states (super conservative fam... Mom would not have been happy) for our 3 am check in's and he would just make me breakfast and we'd go about our morning as usual. He always knew but never mentioned it...Kind of awesome that way :)
Bravissimo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:01:36 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Coo....Awesome story
Lady_Underhill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:50 on February 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also replying because I'd like to keep an eye on this
desk_jockey26 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:25:35 on March 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do have an update for you guys...but am getting ready to run into a meeting. I think I took him by surprise when I tried to talk to him a few weeks ago and he pretty much clammed up. I've talked to him since then and it went really well. I will post this evening with a better update!
IGrammarGood ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:12:03 on April 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE IS THE UPDATE?!?!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:41:53 on March 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm looking forward to hearing about it!
Lady_Underhill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:22 on March 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aaahhhh, when may we receive this coveted update?
hardlytangerine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:28 on March 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ahhhh now im so curious aswell!
yakkafoobmog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:54:43 on May 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So close...
scarleteagle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:21:22 on July 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The doppleganger came back and got OP D:
BigLurker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:18:57 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
:(
pokio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:07:29 on June 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Update!?!?!??!?! I need to know :(
G1023 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:20:51 on June 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lies!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:52 on May 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So, update?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:00:09 on April 20, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please, sir, I want an update.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:38 on February 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you had a chance to talk with your dad about it. I'm so curious!
desk_jockey26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:01 on February 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They are coming for a visit this weekend...I'll update you when I do!
infin8ty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:32 on February 12, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ask your dad? This is my favourite story on the whole thread.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:34 on February 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm commenting so I can find this story again. Please keep us posted!
grantgustin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:56 on June 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dying for an update...
CRAZEDtypo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:55:51 on August 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The OP did not deliver...
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:10:00 on September 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:00:14 on December 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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lana_del_rey_lover ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:44:30 on January 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I NEED this update!!!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:05:24 on January 25, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
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TedToaster22 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:17:34 on April 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
For fuck's sake, this thread has creeped me out enough as it is. I NEED CLOSURE DAMMIT.
aldennh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:16:11 on April 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
OP!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:04:06 on April 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:43:05 on April 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Plot twist - when his dad clammed up about this story OP was really talking to his dad's doppleganger and OP was killed by doppleganger dad when they came to 'visit'.
Unless_The_Lorax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:05 on April 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god look at his comment history. He hasn't posted anything for a year.
Jayellsee ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:28:39 on April 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Was just going to say this. The promised update appears to be the second last comment OP ever made. Either this is an elaborate troll, or the doppelgรคnger finally caught up to him. or Y'know, he just forgot about this account
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:54 on April 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
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psychonaut- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:33 on April 20, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Me too...
ANonGod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:20 on April 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Bump
QQexe ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:00:15 on April 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody find the OP already!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:39 on July 11, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
In the night
ThreeDaysHaste ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:26:03 on November 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Still no update
Guitargeek94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:39 on December 4, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Come on op!
deathmoon68 ยท 426 points ยท Posted at 03:33:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in class one day, sitting in a group of three people including myself. We were talking and my friend dropped his pen on the desk. I saw it stall in mid air for a second then drop on his desk. My friend asked "Did anyone else see that?" All my friends saw it, and it was just the weirdest thing I've ever seen. To this day I have no explanation for it.
[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 11:13:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:19:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know that phenomenon with analog clocks, the second lasts a bit more than one second. But three seconds or more for one second? How can I practice this?
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:30:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:05 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Thank you!
This works with digital clocks too right? (it shows the seconds)
I am sitting in front of my computer telling myself "this clock is broken". Let's see what happens.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:06 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:17 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No worries, I do not use Windows. It works already: I have to look away for half a minute or so, forgetting about the clock. When I look back at it then, it is almost always a sec longer. But that is not too impressive, I had that already...
everyothernametaken1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:17:24 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid I thought when I closed my eyes it got dark for everyone. I played that game many times in stores. I remarked at how good everyone was at acting like it DIDNT just get dark for them for a second.
Tibyon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:13:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to know as well. I'm very interested in manipulation of time perception.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:09:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It happens to me all the time when the digital clock on the microwave is counting down on my food. Just as I start to think "Why isn't the timer counting down?" it goes to the next second. It feels like 3 seconds, but you know that it wasn't. As to how I could have thought out that sentence faster than a second, I heard about how Human thought can spell out a sentence or more in the time it takes you to blink.
kieuk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:25:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I don't think people actually think using sentences.
The_Old_Regime ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:01:56 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a hard time moving on to another thought without finishing my mental sentance. I even correct my own grammar in my head as I think it.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:49:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit this works.
fermentedbrainwave ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:10:03 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I tried it with my desk clock and the seconds hand dint move for what I felt like more than 10-15 seconds. Then I realized it's an alarm clock and only has hour-minute-alarm hands. I'm on too tight a budget to afford another watch. so have to try it later.
edgarvaldes ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:24:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Iยดm going to make a band: "upwards momentum"
DigDoug_99 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:04:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was told (don't remember the source) that this was our brains way of compensating for the way our eyes dart from place to place. Instead of delivering that information in real time, which would make us dizzy or really freaked out, our brains "cut" the visuals into neat clips without showing the world zipping around the way it otherwise would.
huntedhobbit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:31:29 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Edited as it's late and I thought you were just talking about the clock stopping phenomena:
You're right - its called Chronostasis
*The process of your brain "blocking out" your vision when your eyes move is Saccadic Masking
I think it was posted somewhere else on Reddit not too long ago.
K-slan ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 08:08:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
these are the ones i wanna hear, not all this other creeepy stuff
wannagohome ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 13:18:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you knew what unholy entity was holding that pen and what it had planned to do with it before it changed its mind and decided to bide its time just a bit more you would surely find it creepy...
Megabobster ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 08:49:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That was the moment the earth was rebuilt.
BCMM ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:06:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you check your ping time?
RedLeader7 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 08:48:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Magnets, it's all done with magnets
darkon ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:52:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Buffering...
Cry_Havok ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 08:01:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
my uncle used to run an after school program, and during track season they left the crash mats in the gym where he would run the program, so usually we'd just fuck around with them. and he was doing the high jump on it, and he put the bar way higher than he should have been able to jump (judging from his previous jumps) and he cleared it, but he seemed to actually hover over the bar for about a second before he fell back down again. was fucken wierd
mySTASH ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:17:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend is a superhero, and you almost exposed him. He got lucky, but he should tell him to be more careful.
Mintz08 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:17:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It got caught on a thin, wispy thread from his sleeve.
khafra ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:07:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A strong magnet dropped on a metal plate will do that; not that his pen was a strong magnet, but it does look pretty cool.
SLADEnk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:27:13 on January 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this hit close to home I have seen and experienced this my self. I fell off a ladder and gently and slowly landed on the ground as if gravity had forgotten to pull me hard.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It got caught on a random hair/thread/spiderweb.
PurpleSfinx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It hit some spiderwebs on the way down.
siggigod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lag.
Pinesse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the hair trick I do it every time
deathmoon68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, i'm pretty sure it wasn't. It fell horizontally straight, and paused falling on the desk.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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grayshine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't see how adjusting probabilities based on evidence applies?
[deleted] ยท 561 points ยท Posted at 03:56:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My little sister (call her Susie) and I were exploring the cottage a few years ago and came across a pair of walkie talkies. Now this in itself wasn't unusual; it's an isolated, sprawling place shared by many friends and family who often leave things behind as they come and go.
We run around in the night trying them out, and find out there's about a 10-20m cut-off range. We're fooling around and eventually we're on opposite sides of the house when something like the following exchange goes down:
Me: "Breaker breaker come in, this is Thundercat OVER"
Susie: "Giggling This is Dragon 7, we are closing in on your location OVER"
Me: "Negative, you'll never catch me. Thundercat out"
Susie: "giggling Who is this?"
Me: "This is Thundercat, come in Poopsmith"
Susie: "giggling No who is this?"
At this point I walk into the next room and see Susie looking through a bookshelf, walkie talkie abandoned on the floor.
She says "Hello" to me and the giggling is still coming from the walkie talkie.
I look at her, I look at the walkie talkie, and ask "Wait who is this?"
The giggling stops on the other end of the line. There's nothing but dead air.
The next house is a couple of km away and there's nothing but woods (and a spooky cave) around us. Susie says she got bored of the walkie talkie a while ago, and denies any part in the goofy codename conversation. We search the place top to bottom and find no one and nothing that could have been making the call. We try the walkie talkie a few more times but are never able to raise our ghost girl again.
I still accuse her of having been the voice on the other end of the line once in a while, but deep down I know that when I told her what went down, she showed real fear.
TL;DR haunted walkie talkie
CeeJayDK ยท 190 points ยท Posted at 12:59:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What if .. the girl on the walkie talkie was your sister Susie, but the "Susie" that followed you home was NOT your sister...
advocatadiaboli ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 22:01:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh fuck you, that story wasn't creepy until you said that.
JaeliMae ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:34:17 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks... I didn't need to sleep tonight anyway.
As if the original story wasn't creepy enough....
sufferingohioan ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:13:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Staring Leonardo Dicaprio
3lbFlax ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:26:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"You fool, Susie is dead!"
Gulliver_Foyle ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:44:29 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That comment was scarier than the story itself.
2_cents ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:22:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:00:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Produced by James Cameron.
Ristarwen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:12 on January 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaannnndddd....this. I'm late on reading this, but only 20 or so posts down and I'm pretty sure that there will be no sleep tonight. Thanks.
gt_9000 ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 07:58:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Walkie talkies' range depend also on line of sight (and density of objects on line of sight). The chances of a hiker on a trail nearby are very real.
[deleted] ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 10:30:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also propagation changes can allow for some skips, where the radio signals are bounced of atmospheric layers allowing for even low power transmitters reaching farther than usual. Personally talked on a hand held transmitter with a guy about 1500km away on a day with good propagation on that frequency band.
OutrightVillainy ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 11:19:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, good ol' science. It both allays my fears, and ruins all the fun...
PurpleSfinx ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:51:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
1500km. From a handheld transmitter. That's the distance between London and Rome...
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:27:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The radio i was using transmits 5watts (using a standard rubber duckie antenna) on the 6meter band (50mhz) where propagations in the summer frequently allows for some nice long distance communications with little means. Not directly translatable to a "toy walkie talkie" which might be transmitting in 27mhz or might be UHF band, possibly lower power (0,5w to 1w) - however especially the 27mhz band can be very prone to long distance communications, especially when solar activity is high - with the right antenna transatlantic contacts is not unusual using 5 watts or lower.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:28:57 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, you're telling me I have to deal with ghost hikers now?
gt_9000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:30:25 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tech savvy ghost hikers! Expect to get your iPhone haunted very soon!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Still some creepy shit. Most people don't carry walkie talkies with them.
gt_9000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hikers usually carry walkie talkies. Of course idk if his house had an actual trail near it.
Clefaerie ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 08:53:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
god. When I was little I bought these walkie talkies but I didn't have anyone to play with that night. We had to stop by my grandmother's house and my mom ran in and left the dog and me in the car. I remember I was talking to the dog, but using the walkie talkie, just having fun pushing the button. I was on channel 11 and I was petting my dog and said, "I love you, Teddy". Suddenly, out of the walkie talkie comes "I love you too, sweetie". It's a man's voice and it scared the absolute shit out of me. I turned off the walkie talkie immediately and laid down on the floor on the car and hyperventilated. Luckily my mom showed up a few moments later. I realize now that someone else just got on the channel and decided to have a little fun with me. But it was an absolutely terrifying moment. I was so afraid. I had fun with those walkie talkies though. One time I heard a couple talking back and forth on a channel. My mom is still convinced I picked up some radio signal that time but I remember it being very natural, like girl asking if he could hear her alright and such.
skramm ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:26:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha oh God. My brother and I used to bring walkie talkies with us on long drives. We ended up having this 30 minute conversation with some random trucker on the road. Nice guy. Never thought to mentally scar children though.
Lagato ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 10:56:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/hello-yes-this-is-dog.png
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think you're supposed to use this meme in appropriate contents.
Lots42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:00:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ever see 'UP'?
danishpete ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:12:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Scary .. Stuff that horror movies are made of. For some reason that particular incident scares me more than the rest. Go figure..
Tayk5 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:15:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not a glitch type story but my friend and I had toy walkie talkies that could communicate at the same frequency as the security guards at the mall. We had fun saying random stuff to them, "Delta Delta this is Fox 1. Red Fox come in, over!" Their replies of confusion were the best haha.
jb2386 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:21:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I literally got a chill when I read this one. Like spine tingling. :/ I think it's time for me to go read another thread now.
warehousedude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that one is pretty f ' ed up to me, too.
doitincircles ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:25:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why is everyone so damn scared that a walkie talkie picked up a radio signal? I don't get it. That's what they do.
csbriski ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 07:31:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's always the giggling little girls. Ever notice how absolutely terrifying a little girl giggling or singing a nursery rhyme can be if it's done with eerie music or complete silence?
Lots42 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:00:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"One, two, Freddy's coming for you..."
London-Lass ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:52:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"... three, four, better lock your door ..."
pulse077 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:07:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"...five, six, our future selves are dicks..."
paranoidkiwie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:15:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tick tock goes the clock
He cradled her and he rocked her
Tick tock goes the clock
Til River kills the Doctor <-- Doctor Who Series 6 spoiler.
icarusbreathes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
no, I've never noticed that, it's just the most overused thing in all horror movies ever nowadays :p
anotherworkingstiff ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:03:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a similar event happen. My brother and I had a solid 30-minute conversation with Batman via walkie-talkie once. Turns out that a nearby neighbour's nephew with Down's syndrome was staying the weekend and he loved walkie talkies. Seriously, though, Batman is a cool motherfucker.
Lots42 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:01:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dreamcatcher by Stephen King. Guys make friends with a mentally disabled kid who has aspirations of being a superhero.
woopsifarted ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:10:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This story made me feel like fucking throwing up. I need to get out of this thread
Lots42 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:59:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Two days later, Marine search teams find the Naval pilots floating in their emergency raft.
Lagato ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:54:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
physics? constructive interference when the wave bumps in to objects? This might extend the range.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:57:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone in your house have a cordless phone or anything of that nature? We used to use some cheap toy walkie talkies when we were little to break into people's wireless phone conversations in the apartment complex I lived in.
We'd usually listen in for a few moments and then just start saying things here or there and laugh at the confusion of the two people on the phone.
BbaTron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:11:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:20:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
reminds me of that stupid dakota fanning movie where robert dinero is fucking insane.
Lots42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:01:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That doesn't narrow it down.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:46 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382077/
t3h_monkeyfish_san ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:21:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
me thinks your sister is an epic troll
some1american ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Either that or neighbors are. Or someone else in the house on a cordless phone.
off_task_in_school ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:52:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This story legitimately scared me shitless.
Ameliorat3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:06:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
Snuffz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NOPENOPENOPE.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You think that story is scary, imagine it from the other kids' point of view. They're out in the woods playing with a walkie talkie and suddenly some strange kid starts talking, claiming to be a Thundercat, calls them a Poopsmith but won't tell them what his real name is. They look around there isn't anyone or anything nearby except for a spooky cave!
ReasonablyFunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The call was coming from inside the house?!?!?
xatmatwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once managed to accidentally tune my walkie talkie to a conversation between t2o helicopter pilots. They sounded like they were talking about something very important so I decided I should join in (I was young). They kept asking me for my "gateway identification" or something. I just was saying random words that sounded official until I got bored.
balathustrius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This would be an easy prank to pull on some kids. Just leave walkies where you know children will find them.
Reginault ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Walkie Talkies can pick up signals randomly from very far away, when I worked on road construction we all had them, we would occasionally pick up random conversations between truckers when there was no one in sight on the road (this was in the Prairies, so you could see for quite a ways).
Farstucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I won't lie. I just cried a little when reading this.
nattetosti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
upvote for goosebumps
statusquoexile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wait....your sister can see through bookshelves!?
madplayshd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, dont you think that maybe it was just a stranger with a powerful radio that just randomly sumbled over your chatter? Also: right now you might remember it was her voice, but keep in mind that memories actually change over time. Our brains always try to make stuff logical and fill the gaps.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:26 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Of course it was, but acknowledging that in the comment itself would have made for much less of a fun and spooky story!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Walkie talkies can have REALLY large ranges, My Dad was telling me about how he would use a CB Radio in his trucking years and would get WAY over the range that the CB should have had. It's something to do with the signal bouncing off the clouds, increasing the range. At least that's what he said.
noiseslikewhales ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dragon 7? Was that the agreed upon nickname?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Someone with any sort of radio transceiver remotely near you would have been able to hop on to your frequency. Used to happen to me as a kid all the time.
WizardCap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you guys got just the right beat, and sky demons noticed it.
i-am-the-walrus789 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This may be my favorite story so far. Man that's messed up
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
I was reading all these stories and they were kinda cool, bit weird, but cool. I should've been in bed ages ago but these were so interesting. Then I read yours. Fuck yours. Yours is scary. Fuck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the first story here that genuinely scared me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I'm so done with this fucking thread.
phism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:03 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
radio signals are strange. sometimes you'll be able to send/receive signals from extremely long distances, or won't be able to transmit to places you should, just based on weather and the geometry of your surroundings. signals can get bounced all over the place. chances are you got some farmer's daughter/wife down the road that wanted to play along at first because they thought it would be someone they know. the signal is NOT, however, unique to that pair of walkie talkies. anybody could be on that frequency, and the ones you found may have only had a 10m-20m range because they were low on batteries.
manguydudebro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:46 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is really easy to explain. Used to happen to me and my friends all the time with my walkie talkies. You just happened to pick up someone else's walkie talkie signal.
zidane4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:45 on May 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well back in the navy we had some powerful equipment that we discovered was powerful enough to listen in on walkie talkies on another island quite a few km away.. Just so happened that that was an island used for military training as well heh. We used to have fun hacking into their frequencies and creeping them out so something like that could easily have happened to you
yourawizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:02:01 on May 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WHO WAS WALKIE TALKIE
express_yourself ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:41:21 on May 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your wallie may have had that small range but lots can go very far.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:25 on June 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit... You just scared the fuck out of me.
I live in AZ and I had a walkie talkie and was surfing the channels when I heard a girl saying the stuff you just talked about.
Only for me she never stopped talking, so whenever I tried to say something, she probably didn't hear it.
I never really thought about it until you wrote about it... creepy.
timrekfrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:40 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What the Fuk you scar th shit out f me man, i thot ths was matrix n shit not ghosts
Jared_Jff ยท 1313 points ยท Posted at 01:59:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a monkey on my key chain back in high school. This chain was three links long. One day I was walking out to my car and I heard something hit the ground. I looked down to discover the monkey with links one and two of the chain still attached on the ground and link three still attached to my belt. All of the links were still fused together, my only guess is the chain phased itself apart.
[deleted] ยท 1888 points ยท Posted at 02:54:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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DK_Pooter ยท 739 points ยท Posted at 03:10:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Learned that in a slightly different way. "so theoretically if you throw enough babies at a mountain one will eventually go through" Gonna remember that forever
Sicarium ยท 1185 points ยท Posted at 03:38:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On this episode of Mythbusters...
skytea1337 ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 03:57:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We shoot cannonballs at people houses in night
[deleted] ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 04:23:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If the atoms align just right, the cannon ball will hit 2 houses and a car, causing property damage.
ouroborosity ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 05:41:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
MYTH CONFIRMED
darth_static ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:47:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant
Sicarium ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:13:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe they'll pass through too
le1ca ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:27:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On the final episode of Mythbusters...
phreakymonkey ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:54:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Knowing how they tend to go about these things, I am picturing a very large Gatling gun.
isignedupforthis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:14:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Splat, splat, splat
Picklwarrior ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:15:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed way harder at that than was probably healthy
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:13:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Proof by exhaustion...
whatthepoop ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:35:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Annnnd that's how Kari unmothers herself.
Boolderdash ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 09:52:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If we keep watching Mythbusters, one episode Kari might phase through her clothes.
We can only hope...
JacobMHS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:25:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A baby goes through a house?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
if the theorem is throwing an infinite amount of objects at a surface and one will go through....
Throwing a finite number won't disprove!
xG33Kx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably won't go over as well as when the cannon misfired and shot up a city block.
supersourd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:21:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
those Spartans were on to something. just a small error that they threw the babies off the mountain, instead of through..
omgdonerkebab ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:51:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, these are two different things. The chemistry teacher's comment is based on an erroneous, pre-quantum mechanics understanding of the atom. Yours is based off the quantum mechanical idea of tunneling.
Quazz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:10:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So that's what Picollo was trying to do.
deejaweej ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:29:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is known as tunneling. It happens on a subatomic level all the time. It is purely based on probability, and is why atoms can decay.
robertbobbobby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You need an oscillation overthruster for that.
Lots42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some downloadable content for 'Saint's Row The Third' has a pedestrian cannon...
[deleted] ยท 1635 points ยท Posted at 03:01:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 1644 points ยท Posted at 03:20:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Who?
P-Dub ยท 1473 points ยท Posted at 03:29:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Precisely.
beargrillz ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 04:07:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you still a student? I recall something about homework.
naked_guy_says ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:07:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, he's a professional /r man. Karma pays the bills.
MagicalParadox ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 04:42:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Inspector Spacetime?
shhhhhhhhh ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:53:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But I only just met her!
P-Dub ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Christmas specials are pretty bad.
NotAmishSoStopAsking ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 03:55:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do your damn homework!
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:02:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wait. Aren't you that amish guy?
loose-dendrite ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:55:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta love RES tags.
joe_cool_42 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:19:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You mean Reddit Enhancement Suite tags?
AAlsmadi1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You wouldn't happen to be Amish would you?
hitorii ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:22:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bowties are cooooool.
samarisi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:58:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you finished your homework?
matthew_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:46:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No really, who?
xbigman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:30:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Precisely? Who would have a name like that?
xG33Kx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Elementary.
herpderpcake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:24 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I see what you did thar :3
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:32 on April 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Priceless.
usuallyskeptical ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 04:45:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
You probably shouldn't comment anymore.
EDIT: Well, nevermind, I guess you like being told constantly to finish your homework. We all have our quirks.
JediExile ยท 234 points ยท Posted at 03:48:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You can't ask that question until the next season!
LikeFireAndIce ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:51:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
................................. Yeah, that's right. Silence falls when the question is asked.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:02:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Read that as "science fails".
LikeFireAndIce ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:06:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Knowing the Doctor, he will make science fail after silence falls.
paon-ecarlate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:06 on January 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Only on the Fields of Trenzalore! "On the fields of Trenzalore, at the fall of the Eleventh, when no living creature may speak falsely or fail to give answer, a question will be asked. A question that must never, ever be answered."
Jedimaster1134 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just watched the finale. Like moments before reading this post. Does that count as a glitch?
Also, seriously finale? Seriously?! Kind of lame if you ask me...
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:12:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is my username relevant here?
iWantedToKnowThat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:16:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was that user name made specifically for doctor who references?
Thalia7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:14:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you would like to know, wouldn't you?
iWantedToKnowThat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not anymore but i did.
Nyarlathotep124 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:53:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Almost downvoted for idiocy. Barely realized your cleverness in time. Well done, sir.
justthisshit ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 04:00:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And people like you are the reason why witty or correct comments will get down voted into oblivion before people save them.
Calebm12 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:33:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:41:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All I want to know is what's the guy's name on first...
Trolly_McTrollerson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:14:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hu
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Alon-sy.
rocket_jump_waltz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:05:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hate to be that guy, but it's allons-y.
ManWithKeyboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ha.
doctorthinker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Which one?
captainmcr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A doctor of chemistry
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ahem...
hirashirou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like your username because I can not tell you how many upvotes you have on your comment.
Hector_Kur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, he's on first.
sezzme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wibbly-wobbly...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bet I cannot tell you.
portablebiscuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I read that as a Bald Bryan sound effect.
zanzibarman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Professor John smith
FireJunkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So it's OK to start a pun thread after THE_PUN_STOPS_HERE, if there weren't any puns before him?
capriceragtop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You fool! Silence will fall when the question is asked!
kyzf42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
. . .
onehoopyfrood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:59 on June 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvoted for INCREDIBLY relevant username.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I see what you did thar!
iiRockpuppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nice one, ha ha.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me.
SteelCity ยท -24 points ยท Posted at 03:26:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Doctor Who
katacarbix ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:43:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, who?
RogueA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly.
williemcbride ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lawn. Mossy Lawn.
uncleben85 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:05:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It is a question of "who?", but "when?"
ComebackShane ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:50:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be ridiculous! He's a Doctor, not a Chemistry Teacher!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:28:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Doctor Who 2005, season 2 episode 3, 'School Reunion':
The Doctor poses as a high school physics teacher.
So it's not that ridiculous.
ComebackShane ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:48:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wa referring to 'The Doctor' on Star Trek: Voyager, who frequently used Bones McCoy's "I'm a Doctor, not a..." line. :-P
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:12:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am...
So fucking...
Filled with shame.
Lots42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the one where Giles is the evil principal?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:33:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Physics physics physics [physics](..) physicsphysics
lace_in_space ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:03:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is exactly what i was thinking.
schuman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:05:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I imagined Mr. White
jackfrostbyte ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:40:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHAJ4VFStUE
Archer007 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:49:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, he would blow Ms. Frizzle out of the water.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:34:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
nah. A fellow named John Smith.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ms Frizzle?
Hyoioyh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Physics. Physics, physics, physics.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now isn't that an interesting idea.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or an owl...
Aldarion_Erendis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yo. I was thinking more along the lines of one: Walter White. Bitch.
erasethenoise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant
brauchen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxB1gB6K-2A
theurgeoftheflesh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
love
kopo27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I pictured Walter White.
Psohl14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I envisioned Walter White.
iaacp ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:13:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TF2 character...?
IAmTheGodDamnDoctor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:39:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You rang?
Moustachiod_T-Rex ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 04:36:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Quick, Reddit! He made a Doctor Who reference! Mindlessly upvote him!
h1ckst3r ยท 504 points ยท Posted at 03:27:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
It's the electrostatic repulsion between the electron clouds of the different atoms that prevent things from being able to pass through each other.
EDIT: Electron clouds repel each other, not protons.
[deleted] ยท 415 points ยท Posted at 03:56:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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phishroom ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:18:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Magnetic fields, how do they work?
red_cat_dicks ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:52:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A magnetic field is comprised of two unique quantities which physicists refer to as B and H. The academic concepts behind B and H are extremely difficult to explain to the layperson and aren't really relevant. Basically, B and H are both vector fields which interact with one another to create a magnetic field. This reaction can either be found in permanent magnetic field that are created by permanent magnets or by those which are created by electromagnets. In truth, however, the exact role of B and H is still being debated by the academic community and no proven answer has yet been tendered as to which of the two are more important or more involved in the creation and maintenance of magnetic fields.
http://www.ehow.com/how-does_4682419_magnetic-fields-work.html
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:09:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the smartest comment I've ever read.
timotheophany ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:00:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
... whoa.
Amp3r ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:54:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure why a chemistry teacher would teach something that is wrong
drakoman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:44:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's okay. I know you were talking to me.
ItsOnlyNatural ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:11:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well the teacher was right, he just used the wrong explanation. Quantum tunneling is a very real thing.
Boolderdash ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:56:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Except that's not about particles lining up with one another. That's about particles just ending up on the opposite side of an impassible barrier by chance.
ItsOnlyNatural ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If all of the electrons could be compelled to spin in a specific way for a short period of time, you could walk through stuff.
Or more likely, fall into the core of the earth for a couple seconds, rending your flesh embedded into the stone.
Oh hey, I just figured out how Jesus got all of the dinosaurs under the rocks after the flood...
Off to Answers in Genesis to tell everyone! They'll be so excited!
philomathie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's technically possible, just incomprehensibly unlikely.
pwn576 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:25:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That was a pretty obvious answer.
darknesses ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, nice writing skills... Teach me! :)
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:24:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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rupert1920 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Electrostatic repulsion is not the sole reason. Pauli exclusion is another reason that you don't go through the floor.
RotoBone ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:05:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The atoms in your feet are not nearly close enough to the atoms in the floor for the Pauli exclusion principle to take effect. It is pretty much electromagnetic force which is responsible for what we call the "normal force".
browb3aten ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:53:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. It's entirely the Pauli exclusion principle. The exclusion principle is both a necessary and sufficient condition for the stability of matter.
RotoBone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:15:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
By that, shouldn't large solid bodies like the Earth be as dense as a neutron star? It was my understanding that Coulomb repulsion was largely responsible for the difference between the two.
scienceisfun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
It doesn't, but your mistake is only one of scale. The gravitational field of Earth simply isn't large enough to overcome the effect of the Pauli exclusion.
timotheophany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
why was your sunday school teacher in your chemistry class?
TheRedGerund ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:11:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once ate peanut butter. It was nuts.
browb3aten ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:44:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
This comment is false. Freeman Dyson showed that it's actually the Pauli exclusion principle, not electrostatic repulsion that does this.
darkrxn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:20:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your comment logically explains the events where the teacher did not walk through the wall. Bose-Einstein statistics suggests your comment is not absolutely true.
rupert1920 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's more than that. Pauli exclusion principle is at work here as well.
Enzodbr9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Push your two for fingers together and think about that. Yeah. Mind= raped.
timotheophany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
See, this is why I love Reddit. I can now bring this fact up at any gathering where this is being discussed as if I know what I'm talking about. The fact that other people at any given gathering I attended would be discussing this means that approximately 8.6 seconds after saying it I would be exposed as a fraud. This says a lot about my life.
However for those 8.6 seconds I Am Legend!!
bluescreen_life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:03:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Anybody think it is funny his name is hickster and he gave a scientific response?
Aegeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
However, that passing-through thing is still theoretically possible. Not because of the empty space, but because quantum weirdness means the atoms have a tiny tiny chance of being on the other side of the wall. The odds are truly ridiculous, though.
skysonfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Noclipping mode enabled.
absopoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is a finite probability (it's ridiculously small, but it is finite) that an electron can tunnel through a barrier. Sum up all of the electrons in the body, and technically, you get a finite probability that you can "walk" through a wall.
It's more like, if you set a tennis ball against a wall and waited for eons, maybe eventually the electrons would all make it through.
mons_cretans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So all my electrons escape in a static discharge (lightning) on the far side of the wall, and my protons and neutrons fall in a heap on the floor on this side of the wall?
Gack, I hope being atomised doesn't hurt.
BatBelt ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am now afraid of Static-Guard.
ReallyRandomRabbit ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 03:07:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Uh. Wait. Holy shit.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:50:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The chance of this actually happening are so unlikely it would probably not happen during the lifetime of the universe. Still, it is possible.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:24:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what would happen if you walked into the wall and stopped and then everything went back to normal?
AshNazg ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:31:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Gruesome death.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Human is dead. Mismatch.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I mean more because like, isn't it some fundamental law that 2 things can't occupy the same space at the same time? but your stuff would be in the walls stuff, and then chaos ensues?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I see, thanks for the visual aid, too!
singhorizontube ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 03:14:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Men Who Stare at Goats, he probably read the book if it happened before the movie came out.
mrTlicious ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:14:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I heard the same thing in high school (which was well before 2004). I doubt that Jon Ronson came up with that idea. In fact, he probably took it from his high school science teacher.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:49:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was so disappointed with the very end...
lowkeyoh ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:04:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The scene in the camp with the helicopter or Aniken Skywalker running into the wall?
cbizzle31 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:44:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Welp, I'm off to go watch Men Who Stare at Goats. See you guys later!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe that you and 36 other people think that this idea came from that book\movie.
ExplainsTheObvious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or The Illuminatus! trilogy. Came out way before Men with Goats and was actually written by Bob Wilson and includes a scene where a dude walks through a wall.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:37:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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THE_PUN_STOPS_HERE ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:46:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I know, the real world tends to poop all over fun thought experiments.
That's why this was in a high school level course, not a college one! Lighten up a bit.
Vycid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:49:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah! But it is possible, because the entire object (and all of its constituent wavefunctions) could tunnel through the classically forbidden region (wall, etc) all at once. Of course, the "atoms lining up" image is totally inaccurate - it's not so much that there are "dense" nuclei and a lot of empty space, just that each atom lies in a potential well.
SCIENCE!
Soupstorm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The model might be wrong, but he still has a chance of walking through the wall.
Jared_Jff ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:06:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know I have had that conversation with someone before, though I'm not sure if it was a teacher and that was my first thought too.
MmIoCuKsEeY ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:28:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Albert Stubblebine was your Chemistry teacher?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:59:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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hemlock_martini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if OP's teacher was Emilio Lizardo.
gendroncel ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:19:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think you went to my high school, my teacher did the same thing.
Anaxan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Teachers go to conventions all the time, stuff like this gets passed between them.
questingcupcakes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:38:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was his name Mr. Castles? Because my high school chemistry teacher did the same thing. He was amazing!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Brian Green talks about this in a Nove special he did, he said it would take someone attempting this for a billion billion (i don't remember the exact number but it was obscenely large) years for it to have a chance of working.
sprz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...Stanborough?
goldandguns ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My chem teacher did it too! for weeks i tapped my finger against my desk continually, hoping it would go through...
tumbleweedss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:51:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This just reminded me of my strange thing I can't explain. I was driving around in some hills with my boyfriend at the time. It's fall and leaves are falling everywhere. I see something out of the corner of my eye and look over and there is a leaf sitting on my dashboard as if it had just fallen through the window.
This is the explanation my boyfriend gave me when I said "Did that leaf just fall through my windshield?"
epicRelic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
From an Oregon school? This sounds very familiar.
ivegotamnesia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's actually possible, although theoretically the probability is so small that you would have to wait the entire life of the universe before it happened... Unless you get lucky.
Inspector_Lunge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can see what you're saying, but how long would the atoms sync up? He might get stuck in the wall.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My digital electronics teacher believed there was a fourth dimension where if all was aligned correctly matter could pass through into that dimension. He stated that if one would continuously bounce a tennis ball where it hit the floor at an angle then bounced up, hit the wall, and then off the wall it would come back to you that one time the ball will not come back to you but pass through the wall via the fourth dimension.
brantyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't matter if the atoms line up, what stops 'solid' objects passing through each other isn't the physical atoms colliding but their magnetic fields colliding. Even if there's a vast empty space between atoms the field still exists in that space.
stingraye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was it Mr. Radice?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Simon?
Trilby_Defoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know this is impossible and I'm not educated enough to know why.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can only imagine the instant later when the atoms desync and his body is ripped apart in the wall.
flume ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My chem teacher did this, too. I'd say we must've gone to the same school, but my teacher was female.
almostepicmeetup
Chusuf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is an actual theory that, given the equipment, would work.
It works by vibrating the atoms of an object at the same frequency of another object. Then in theory, the atoms would sync, causing the atoms to be able to pass through the empty gaps, like neutrino's through our body.
GoDawgs34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is this a legitimate explanation?! could that have happened?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Chance of it happening must be closer to one in a googleplex than anything, but sure.
Ey3conz2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is on par with the String Theory. Theoretically because we live in one dimension paralleled (proven) to have an infinite number of universes that exist parallel to our Universe the idea is that each dimension exits with only a single almost infinitesimally small difference. However because there are an infinite number of Universes there are an infinite number of differences. The end result being that every and any possibility or action or event that can take place, eventually does so in another Universe. This meaning that another Universe may practically be the same or may be completely different from what we know. In this sense, in this Universe, our Universe, I cannot walk through walls, but somewhere out there in some parallel Universe I may have phased through the door that I walked my face against this morning.
Scoozie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Howe?
Plancus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, I remember that part of my course... I ran straight into a cinderblock wall... true story
Hristix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't really work that way, unfortunately. There are still a lot of forces between atoms that need to be considered. They aren't just floating there. While there is a lot of space between them, it isn't empty. A lot of force is being exchanged between the various atoms that are 'close' to each other. For one atom to slip through that gap, it might be one in a thousand, but for a hundred million atoms to slip through that gap, the chances would be very small indeed. Imagine winning the lottery every day of your life, if you lived a thousand years.
THE_PUN_STOPS_HERE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Yeah, it's basically just a variant of the infinite monkey theorem.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My chemistry teacher said the exact same thing. Must be a pretty popular chem student joke in university
Berkshire_Hunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They also tackled this theory in the movie Griff the Invisible
MicroDigitalAwaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Flash could do this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that is called quantum tunneling and is perfectly feasible, though incredibly unlikely, given our current understanding of the universe.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the basis of quantum mechanics.. isn't it?
cuppincayk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow I've always wondered if that was a possibility! Awesome teacher
Echonox1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's almost the same thing may chemistry teacher told my class, but also explained that there is even a small chance for us to phase through the floor.
qwertyoctopode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My Chemistry teacher said that same thing earlier this year, only he didn't walk into the wall.
averagegamer2552 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is actually possible, although so unlikely that it's somewhat infeasible.
kcg5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did he stare at goats?
onelovelegend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My dad told me that as well, and added that since the start of the universe (or at least Earth), the chances of that ever having happened is basically non-existent.
However if that did occur, I think praise should be given to the almighty in the form of the Church of the Children of Atom.
Bongpig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Opening Scene from Men Who Stare At Goats
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Someone posted on here once that when you reach for a door handle and miss, that it was the time that you lined it all up but you didn't notice and just reached for it again. I've been eyeballing the fuck out of door handles when I reach for them since.
angreesloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do believe this is an actual thing, like an incredibly small chance, but a chance none the less.
OutaTowner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Crazy, I had a teacher that did that too!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was your teacher named Mr. Orr?
TheGreatestIan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I always imagine that happening but only on the first layer or two of atoms before they become 'unaligned'. Then getting stuck phased into the wall...I imagine it to be a painful death.
surfinfan21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Edit: I think I had the same teacher. Could also remember where every single one of his students sat for the entire history of chemistry.
moreritzcrackers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Arthur?
faceplain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The depressed-sounding "Maybe next year" is what makes this story. I am laughing so hard right now. I'm a future science educator, I want to use this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a teacher do exactly this. His name was Mr. Irwin I believe. He did mention he would probably need to be in contact with the wall for a far too great amount of time for that to possibly occur.
jsbell_69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did we have the same physics/chem teacher?
camelCasing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember reading something about that a while ago. The next fact on the page was that every 6th object one encounters should, statistically, be a scone.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My science teacher did exactly that. There must be a conference all teachers go to to learn teacher jokes.
rhoadhoused ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bill Allen?
egzwygart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you have Mr. Smith?
daedone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:05:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Bula?
illiterati ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did your teacher like goats?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:25:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If this were true, wouldn't that last for only a picosecond? If he managed to catch it at the correct time, wouldn't just a layer or two of skin get stuck in the wall? Stepping back from that would suck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But atoms don't have to hit each other in order to stay apart, because electromagnetism!
cleantoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:23:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What, sounds like my old teacher Mr Tyus or whatever. He taught physics too.
kspacey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Such... Shitty... Physics...
beggarinthesand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Butcher?
Darknight610 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:28:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So you had Dr. Plantz too?
flagamuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:50:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Er. You didn't happen to go to school in Austin, Texas, did you?
AbandonedLogic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:07:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Would be funny in a weird way that the atoms would resume their unaligned state if he were half way though. So part of him would fall back into the classroom & the other half stuck into the wall like an piece of modern art.
Now that would leave an "impression".
Zallarion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was very young I went to the zoo once, and I recall being able to put my hand through the metal of the fence of a birdcage. I disregard it as me confusing fact and fantasy. Can't seem to forget about it though.
metatron5369 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Remember - No matter where you go, there you are.
AllShookOut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Better late than never, but it's called Quantum Tunnelling, and it occurs naturally all the time. For example it's how oxygen can get from your lungs through all the walls into the centre of a red blood cell. I can't remember the equation exactly and I'm too lazy to look it up, but for a decent enough probability for it to happen you would have to smash yourself into a wall one million times a second for the current age of the universe to pass through the wall :( DAMN YOU PHYSICS!
Nathim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My chemistry teacher did the same thing! One day it's going to work and be incredible.
lLoveLamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a teacher who was borderline crazy. He used to walk touching the walls at all times, and have an explanation that went somehow like yours
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, thing is the chains could theoretically go through each other in the same way a hurricane could theoretically build an exact replica of the Statue of Liberty by pure chance.
thermalneutron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My high school chemistry teacher did the exact same demonstration.
EtwasNameGehaben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did he occasionally also stumble and fall, in an attempt to fly?
niqdanger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It worked for Buckaroo Bonsai.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Assuming an infinite number of universes with an infinite number of possibilities, there has got to be one where something like this could happen. Even if the odds are 1 to 10-130957209385, that's still a pretty big chunk of infinity. In fact there are an infinite number of universes where this chain link thing could have happened.
What if there is an even smaller fraction of universes where stuff like this happens on a daily basis, to its inhabitants it would be like an accepted part of life to them.
Made a wrong turn? I'll just phase through all these cars here on to the next lane of traffic.
And in that exact instant our driver would make a u-turn through rush hour traffic only on luck alone. Just because in the vastness of infinity, statistically there has to be an odd one out no matter how small the odds are. In this world people grab food from their freezer by just reaching through the door and plucking it out so they don't have to open it.
These atomic re-arrangements would seem to be at their command, like magic, but would just luckily happen whenever someone tries to do something that requires them to reach through a wall or something. There would be some scientific explanation about it on a discovery channel show, where they have a graphic of the atoms re-arranging and some hypothesized field surrounding a person's hand. Of course this explanation would be wrong, it is just luck, but to them it would be a well understood fact.
And then on the alternate reality reddt, people would be swapping stories about how they tried to grab something from their freezer and their hand just hit the door without phasing through. They were so startled and freaked out that they had to spend the night at a friend's house.
P.S. in my realm of luck-based magical universes, I am imagining a skyrim like world with magic and dragons. Magic that happens just when people need it, only on luck of course.
bassticle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You guys should read the book that the movie "The Men Who Stare at Goats" was made from. Seriously...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A former commanding general of the US Army Intelligence Command once tried to use this principle to create a breed of supersoldiers who could become invisible at will and walk through walls. I am not even slightly kidding.
blightning65 ยท 299 points ยท Posted at 04:26:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I remember something happening like this to me in elementary school. We would all hang up our bookbags on hooks on the wall every morning. At te end of the day, we would go get them and pack our things to leave. Well, one day I went to go get mine. Somehow, a small loop in my bookbag had gone into another small loop on the bookbag beside mine (think of a chain. It was like that)There was literally no possible way this could have happened. They were both close looped pieces of fabric. Me and the other bookbags owner just stood there for five minutes trying to figure out how it could have happened. There was no possible way. I ended up just cutting my loop to separate them. I still think about it every once in a while.
Atario ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 08:42:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Trolled by troll-super-seamstress.
chayc2 ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 08:43:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had something like that happen to me once. I was sleeping and i woke up to find that I couldn't lift my head off my pillow. I pulled a little harder and it hurt my ear like hell. After a bit more pulling I heard a tiny ripping sound and my head pulled back a bit. A bit of feeling around showed me that a single thread from my pillowcase was threaded through my pierced ear. I wasn't wearing earrings at the time and the thread was still attached at both ends, just stretched out a little from me pulling it. I ended up having to break it to get free. I went to sleep again after, but it really confused me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:49:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Someone pranked you.
oniony ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:55:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Home economics troll.
LipstickandMalice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:03:33 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. This is making me realize that times in my life something seemed impossible was in fact, impossible. I never thought that it JUST HAPPENING was an option. It's like FUCK YOUR LOGIC. I DO WHAT I WANT!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sewing prank.
acefredfred ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:39:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Heard this before... Deja vu?
[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 05:34:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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morerunes ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 06:55:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fNbWERCg6OQ/TeMeSTL-RzI/AAAAAAAAA8M/OWe5s4dlkM4/s1600/bad_form.jpg
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:58:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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morerunes ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:28:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you ask if it's real it then requires the OP to either be dishonest or a fun-ruiner, hence it's bad form to ask. Instead just take it at face value, and suspend disbelief. Otherwise it's a good way to stop having fun and lose your sense of imagination. I know you didn't mean any harm.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:54:54 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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morerunes ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:52:12 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's all good
blightning65 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:47:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. Still confused about it.
[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 04:02:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
To everyone claiming "quantum physics", the odds are so astronomical that there is no real way to really communicate their astronomical-ness. Imagine a tribe which, for 10 thousand years, dedicates itself to flipping a single coin once every two seconds. When one person dies, their son takes over. And then their grandson. And great great great great great great great great great grandson. The odds that that coin is heads EVERY FLIP for ten thousand years is comparable to the likelihood of two macroscopic objects of more than a millimeter in width passing through one another.
GraysonLilburne ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 04:38:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So, you're telling me there's a chance... Yeahhh!
myotheralt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:07:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCFB2akLh4s
pocket_eggs ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:28:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's only if the quantum randomness is random and not animated with a malicious intent. People tend to forget that the laws of physics aren't actual laws, just repeated observations. The world could be the most magical place with the laws of physics being fully obeyed just where and when scientists are doing work, in a long troll kind of way.
But no, they won't have that because of that absurd and commendable Judeo-Christian idea of a just god which is so ingrained in the common psyche that even atheists still think that way. God doesn't roll loaded dice, see?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:39:17 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How shitty would that one descendant feel if he came across the first TAILS coin-flip? ಠ_ಠ
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:51:46 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Right. Odds are better there was a 4th chainlink and op didn't notice.
IAmA-Steve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Unless our understanding of quantum physics is incomplete. Which is totally possible.
lostandblind ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:24:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying there's a chance?
[deleted] ยท 136 points ยท Posted at 02:24:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Quantum mechanics is a strange and wonderful beast.
SpicaGenovese ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:46:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't REALLY work that way, though....right?
Thonyfst ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 03:57:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not really. You have to go down pretty far before atoms and other particles decide to magic and shit.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:25:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the single best description of QM I've ever seen.
jeffwheeler ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:19:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They're talking about quantum tunneling. Particles don't really ever teleport more than a few nanometers.
thelogikalone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:48:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's why we need particle accelerator then right, speed up babies to go through mountains; that kinda speed could move a baby more that a nanometer.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:13:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Particles can definitely move from one location to another without travelling the space in between. They do it all the time! The problem is that when dealing with humans and babies moving through mountains you have trillions and trillions of atoms moving HUGE distances, which decrease the probability almost infinitely... but, nevertheless, the probability is still non-zero.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes but the probability is stupidly low.
spacemanspiff30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't know if wonderful is the right word, but strange definitely applies
Rolask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And isn't, too. At the same time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you've ever seen the video "Universe from nothing" you will know that it's not "anything is possible", but rather "everything is possible" ;)
kiekho01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As was Stifler's mum.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:44:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
just say say the atoms did sync up, and he made it "into" the wall, but the wall is too thick and makes it only half in. what will happen? i assume he would be decapitated but is there also a chance of an atomic explosion due to atom overload?
i don't really know anything
edit: spelling, i spelt 'atom' wrong
Lots42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:56:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Today I learned Kitty Pryde better fucking use some doors.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:51:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:04:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
thanks mate.,
noseonarug17 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:13:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Similar story:
When I was a kid I had a slinky (of course) and one of those little basketball hoops you could hook onto your door, only that it was on the edge of my loft bed. I once decided to shoot the slinky through the hoop (probably because I couldn't find the ball or something) and it somehow linked onto the hoop. I spent about three hours that day trying to find out how, but the ends of the slinky were tightly sealed and the hoop was a molded ring of plastic. Eventually I got too irritated and chucked the ensemble off my bed, whereupon the two hit the floor and separated.
CheekyMunky ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:31:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wow. Almost this exact same thing happened to me with a three-link chain once. Broke apart, looked at my feet, and found the middle link. Oddly, the one that I found had turned from a dirty silver color to a shiny bronze. The links were all still intact - not fused, but fully closed and very thick; there was no gap nearly wide enough for them to pass through each other, and in order to repair it I had to use pliers and muscle it open enough to do so, then bend it back again.
Obviously this couldn't be the same link, right? Except that I searched the area very thoroughly and found nothing, though there was really nowhere for my link to have disappeared to, and the odds of finding a link that matched my keychain exactly - a distinctive form, no less - right where mine should have been...
...I don't know. Regardless of whether the link I found was mine or not, it seems impossible.
Vancityy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:37:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
You know when people say that because of the nature of quantum mechanics, if you walked against a wall for an infinite amount of time you would eventually walk right through it? I always wondered if these types of anomalous episodes are actually a result of that.
edit: oh... i guess my comment isnt that special
Molozonide ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:08:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, this keychain wizardry happens to me all the time, and I think I've managed to figure it out. Usually, the rings are extruded metal noodles bent into a circle, but that leaves a gap between the start and end point. If two such rings are interlocked, one can align the two gaps and twist; usually some sort of leverage is required to provide enough force. What happens is that each ring bends a little bit and the two rings can slide past each other. As soon as this happens, both rings snap back into place, and it looks like two interlocking rings have separated without breakage.
enkrypt0r ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:27:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds to me like one of the links did come apart, and it fell off and away from the other piece. If you'd known how many links there were, you probably would've been one short.
goosebumper88 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:05:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
i wonder how often this type of stuff happens. the nearly impossible occurrences in quantum physics that have a 1 in 1016 possibility. edit:sorry guys, adding a zero
Runs_House ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 03:14:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
1 in 1 chance is pretty good.
myotheralt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:07:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Too late, it already happened.
Gark32 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 03:11:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
don't you mean 1016? 1 16 = 1.
aryst0krat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:14:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
116, AKA 1
marimbaguy715 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:19:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I never knew a nearly impossible occurrence could have a 1 in 1 chance.
SourVinDiesel93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But that's a 100% possibility
MmIoCuKsEeY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
1 in 1 possibility is not nearly impossible. That's almost sure.
blueberrywine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you multiply 1 by itself 16 times you still get 1.
gamerno4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There was a missing link.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:51:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps there was a fourth link?
fatnino ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:51:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i had one of those plastic thingies where you could screw a 2 liter bottle onto either end and make a whirlpool in the top bottle. like this
anyway, one night i was messing around and putting things in the water to watch them go around. first it was just glitter and beads, but then i decided to kick it up a notch and put in a dime. now keep in mind that the hole in the plastic connector has a diameter about half that of the dime, so i could only have a spinning dime every other time.
until the one time, while i'm watching the spinning dime, i hear a "PLUNK" and the dime is now in the other bottle.
it was spinning so fast that it went though a hole it has no business going through.
BCMM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:59:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This thread is making me distrustful of monkeys.
Charlie24601 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:45:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hang on...fused, as in welded?
Because most cheap chains still have a tiny gap. Ive had the gaps on two links sync up before and pull apart like some sort of puzzle.
alilja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This same thing happened to me! Nobody ever believed me... I'm glad I'm not the only one.
shawster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've experienced this as well. Kind of disturbing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have had this happen to me before. Confused the fuck out of me until I rationalized that there must have been another link in between which had broken and vanished somewhere.
evileva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something similar happened to me with a Hello Kitty keychain. I was opening my front door and went to pull the key out of the lock, i guess by the keychain. I felt it resist and then release, to find that the keychain had separated from the key, which was still in the door. What made this strange and still puzzling, was that the key ring remained intact. In other words, the parts that separated from each other were the key itself and one of these: http://images.orgill.com/200x200/3435005.jpg
rathany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a similar-yet-opposite thing happen to two bracelets I used to wear all the time. They were both complete circles, and one day after fiddling with them, they were linked.
oniony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:54:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Likliest explanation for this one is that there were actually four links, the one broke open and came off both of the links it was joined to and bounced out of sight.
JonesBee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:09:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same thing happened to me, several times but I only witnessed it once. Our dog used to be on a leash on our yard, the metal ring on the collar was attached to a carbine hook. The spring on the carbine was really stiff, even I had hard time getting the thing loose. She ran away from time to time, so we thought someone was letting her free. This one time I sat on the porch just chilling, and just when I looked at the dog the leash just dropped to the ground and she darted away. The carbine was intact and stiff as ever, and so was the metal ring on the collar when I finally caught the dog.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or the chain bounced around with enough momentum and at just the right angle to lever apart one of the links just enough to separate them. If the bounce was fast enough the link could have acted as a spring and returned to being closed. Or there was a fourth link and you never really paid that much attention to it before.
PurpleSfinx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and suggest it wasn't some quantum mechanics bullshit, but rather you never realized there actually was a tiny gap in the links. It's not that the gap lines up with a link, it's when the gaps from 2 joined links line up with each other, and there's some force or vibration (you walking). It's happened to me.
hippity_dippity123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How did you get a monkey to stay on your keychain?
punk1n13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That reminds me of this one time I dropped my 3 ring binder full of papers. It was closed when it fell and it was closed when it landed. When I picked it up, every single paper was out of the rings.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:47:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Another possible explanation. The chain links were originally 4 links long... one link broke and spun off both of the links it was attached to. It would appear after breaking that there were 3 links and that they experienced the 1/100 Trillion Chance of quantum phasing.
iaminfamy ยท 131 points ยท Posted at 11:34:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why Am I always so late to these threads? sigh
Hope this gets read:
I was a sophomore in HS at my GF's house watching a movie. It was around 10pm when the flick ended.
I proceed to skateboard home (I only lived like 2 blocks away and it was a pretty quiet sub-urban neighborhood.)
I'm skating down the hill towards a larger street (larger but never really busy, especially not at night) when I reach the intersection I nail a rock. (I had planned on blasting across the street since there were no cars coming either direction)
I fly off the board, skid a good 3 or 4 feet on my head, right shoulder, hip and knee. I rolled to my back and screamed out in agony. The pain was so bad I couldn't really move.
I look up the road and about 30 yards off is a car coming down the way... and where I landed... I was right in it's path. Two lane street. I was right in the middle of his lane. My head was aligned with the wheel.
I tried like hell to move. I screamed. I yelled. I couldn't do ANYTHING!
Car was about 15 yards off. He doesn't see me. Makes no attempt to swerve. 10 yards. I hear him barreling down. I close my eyes. Brace.
Nothing. Open eyes. Look where the car had been. Nothing. Hear the car behind me.
Look where it was supposed to be in the other direction. Tail lights cruising up the road. I hadn't moved. He didn't swerve.
It was like he passed through me... or I passed through him. There isn't really any way he could have passed over me, not with the way I had landed and was positioned in the street. It was a little car.
I can't explain it. I got up, terrified, bloody and baffled. Hobbled home and went to sleep.
No one believed me. But it's fucking true.
tl;dr: fell off my skateboard onto a street with a car headed down it. car passed right through me.
Max_W_ ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:54:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wake up, Kyle!
iaminfamy ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 12:10:35 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
...WHAT?~!?!?
How in the hell!?
Who is this?
You have officially freaked me out.
How did you come to know my name?
To my knowledge I have NEVER revealed that info on Reddit and you don't appear to be someone I know...
You are a scary person....
Max_W_ ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:36:41 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad I freaked you out sufficiently, that was my goal. Considering this was a Matrix thread I figured some freak-out was needed. Also, while you have never revealed your name on Reddit, you have posted a picture of your name tag when you went to The Price is Right.
iaminfamy ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 10:49:53 on January 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Touche, touche.
I do recall that. Haha.
Well played, sir!
stopitrightmeow ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:38:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yer a ghost, harry
NeilBryant ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:15:08 on January 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got here two weeks later than you. Consider yourself read =]
iaminfamy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:35 on January 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cheers! =]
IGrammarGood ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:24:03 on April 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm only 3 months late... but I read it
iaminfamy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:26 on April 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the read!
Hope my experience was enjoyable. Terrifying, yet true.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:03 on April 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, it's a 3 months later party!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:46:28 on May 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
4 months later, anyone??
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:10:09 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still here. And still partying.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:37:00 on May 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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24oi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:53 on June 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You bet! Whose gonna help me burn this fatty?
Merax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:09 on August 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
herro
24oi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:15 on August 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Weird, I was just talking about glitches in the matrix the other day.
ohgalaxy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:58 on August 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're late for the thread but just in time for a big fat doob. Hello 7 months late on this very interesting thread.
WeTarScientists ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:16 on September 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Flicks lighter
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:21 on May 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
Clearly_a_fake_name ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:20:12 on October 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
8 months late!
brentk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:03 on November 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
10 months is best months.
BigLurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:48 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
11!
X5705734 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:15 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
11 months!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:08 on March 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
13!
katubug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:49 on April 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Thirteen and...eleven days?
Unless_The_Lorax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:41 on April 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Woot!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:34 on October 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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BigLurker ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:24:02 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
nope
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:04 on December 31, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:14 on March 26, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Hola.
TitansTower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:18 on April 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I think I win.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:46:50 on April 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:37 on April 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Hi.
That_Weird_Girl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:27 on April 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Im clearly the winner here.
caverave ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:43:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for riding skateboard home from girlfriends house. Brings back memories. Cars are kind of stupid.
Wataru624 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:12 on March 31, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard, Kyle.
guerillastyle420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:32 on April 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a similar experience... Briefly... So a group of friends and I, two girls, myself and another girl, spent the night hanging out and smoking trees near our local suburban tennis courts. We decide to leave and I for some reason get ahead of every body. As I am cresting the hill I see a very vivid light that appeared to almost be misty. The light and I collide and I feel as if something was moving through me, the moment seemed longer than the few seconds that it was. To this day I still remember this incident as well as the feeling.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:33 on July 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i read you kyle.
imadbagama ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 20:15:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
he saw you and went around you. some people are good enough drivers to do that, and get back in the correct lane by the time you turn around.
it's impressive enough that you almost got killed and a driver reacted so well, but why would you assume that the car passed through you? you had your eyes shut. when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. he swerved. you're an idiot.
iaminfamy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:24:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Given the speed that he was going it would have been IMPOSSIBLE for him to swerve without the screeching of tires, power-sliding into the wall on either side, or some other mishap.
I assume the car passed through me because there isn't another explanation that I can think of.
There wasn't time for him to swerve and correct THAT quickly. Especially given his speed.
I'm an idiot? You come to a thread for people to recount their odd experiences, presumably unjudged, and harp on them for doing so?
You, friend, are the idiot.
Astrophobe ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:37:56 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
His name is "I'm a douchebag, ask me anything". Don't bother.
imadbagama ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 06:21:35 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
how much experience do you have judging the speed of traffic, from ground-level, in the lane they're driving in, while they're driving towards you?
there was time, because you were not hit. you can rule out that the car passed through you, if you're not an idiot. either it went over you or around you, there are no other options.
yay, we're friends!
vxx ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:57:49 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If i was the driver of the car i wouldve honked and hold on to see is everything is okay because i can see a guy laying on the street with eyes shut
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:30 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As usual, that axiom(like Occam's Razor) gets butchered by people like you in situations like this.
counter-strike ยท 1760 points ยท Posted at 02:52:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Middle school, the entire 8th grade class had to do this thing called a "cultural fair" where we research our lineage/cultural roots, and present it after school at night for all families to see.
Me and a buddy are cruising the empty halls out of boredom before the whole thing starts and for some stupid reason, I bet him 10 bucks I can open any locker, and he gets to choose which one. He takes my bet and picks a random locker. He jiggles the handle and spins the dial on this a few times to make sure it's locked. I remember, it was locker #424. So I look at him, go "Psssshhh! Watch this..." I spin it, 6 right, 24 left, 34 right. I remember thinking, these numbers sound right in my head.
The latch lifts up and it swings open.
danger_mcboom ยท 1268 points ยท Posted at 04:18:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had something like this happen in my high school history class. History was always my thing, and I was doing well in the class. The teacher decided to split people into teams for a group quiz, but he would pick the hardest questions he could think of.
My group ended up winning with all the answers correct, mostly because of me (to be honest and immodest). So someone on the other team goes, "Jesus Christ, danger_mcboom, did you memorize the frickin book?" He then opens the textbook to a random page, and asks, "What is the little factoid on the side of the page on page 492?"
I had no idea, but right before quiz, I had had my book open on random page and read a little factoid thing on the side which was about the genocide in Rwanda, appropriately titled, "Genocide in Rwanda."
It was the only think I could think of, so I replied, very calmly, "Genocide in Rwanda."
His mouth dropped open, he slammed his book closed, and said very matter-of-factly, "Fuck you."
I have no idea what the chances would be of him opening to the exact random page my book had been opened to and ask about that one little paragraph I just happened to read.
It remains my favorite mindfuck to this day.
Edit: The teacher was as shocked at everyone else and either missed the fuck you part, or shared the sentiment and didn't care. But it was the only time I every heard anyone get away with using the word 'fuck' in front of faculty without consequences at my fairly strict Catholic high school.
joshmagee ยท 1061 points ยท Posted at 06:30:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you were wrong. Maybe the kid had family who died in the Rwandan Genocide and you just reminded him of it. Dick.
xatmatwork ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:48:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In fact, page 492 had a little factoid about the discovery of quantum eggs.
salathiel ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:02:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This made me laugh so hard. I'm a terrible person.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:14:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to hell for laughing so hard at this.
Redletterweek ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:38:34 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OH GOD. 8 hours and just now I read this gold nugget. Thank you sir.
iamcase ยท 286 points ยท Posted at 05:13:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What if the other kid was just fucking with you and that really wasn't the right fact? I'm joking but that's really amazing.
andersjoh ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 08:19:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh, the good old reverse-mindfuck.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:31:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good explanation. However most people in this thread also don't seem to understand that it would be weirder if coincidences didn't happen sometimes.
finn141 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:42:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
in what way ಠ_ಠ
Glayden ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:00:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
We never notice the things that don't happen. Consider the number of people who have ever had a dream that involves them loosing some teeth. If 99.99% of them don't end up loosing any teeth, they will likely never bring it up again. That .01% that does happen to loose a tooth within the next few days will go on and on about how weird it is that they just had a dream that predicted that they would loose a tooth. What they don't recognize is that it would be statistically less probable for no one to have such coincidences.
Consider the billions of times when we make wrong wild guesses. No one thinks anything of it. The one time that we make a right guess we continue to remember because it's so out of the norm. We share the story, our friends share the story, and then we make big lists of crazy coincidences without taking any notice of how infrequent they are in comparison to the list of non-coincidences. Then there are people who embellish stories, those who just make them up, and those who mistake their poor memories as reliable sources.
Son_of_Kong ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:33:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
GGG: "Challenges your intelligence; lets you win"
LtOin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:33:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What he forgot to mention is that the other kid was actually Rwandanese.
mrlargefoot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:41:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This guy.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:16:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The whole class had that book, I assume; it would have been easy enough to check.
Amp3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:31:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"What the hey?"
Uselessaccount2 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:48:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please tell me you stayed calm as to tell everyone, "that's right bitches."
danger_mcboom ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 06:22:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can proudly and honestly report that I did stay calm and treat it as if it were nothing.
The other student was sitting behind me and to my left. I had been turned in my desk looking at him when we were talking. After the mindfuck, I simply turned to face forward, put my pencil behind my ear, and put my legs up to rest on the little shelf-thing underneath the desk of the student in front of me, and just stared forward waiting for the teacher to make the next move.
Inside, I was thinking, "Oh, God, they're going to kill me with fire, aren't they?"
monacle_man ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 06:43:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
.. and that's why they call him danger. danger_mcboom.
Uselessaccount2 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:31:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvoted for awesome. Take care sir.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 05:22:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a similar one where we would play a game in class (9th Grade I think) where the teacher would open a random page in the dictionary and ask us to guess the word from the description. The teacher opened it and said "You kids are doing science right?" I decided to take a gamble and just blurt out "Mercury!" I was right. Entire class got mindraped.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:47:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did something like that with my sister in law. She always called me a know it all so one day I said "yeah, I do know it all. Ask me anything." She thought for a minute and asked "what is the life expectancy of a buffalo?". I immediately answered 25 years. She looked it up in an encyclopedia and it was correct (according to that encyclopedia-google may say something different).
pseudoanon ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 05:59:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You did an AMA for your sister in law? Redditor level 99.
deadpear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:02:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do that to my littler cousins and nephews. I say that me and my brother (their uncle, what have you) know everything there is to know in the universe. This always prompts them to ask a question. If it's something I know, I answer it - if it's something I don't know I just say, 'well, that's one that my brother knows.'
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:01:26 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
very clever, I'm sure they enjoy it. no telling what kind of stories they have for their schoolmates.
myotheralt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bison have a life expectancy of approximately 15 years in the wild and up to 25 years in captivity.
Wikipedia
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:47:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
true, but 25 years was in the text so I won
mayonnnnaise ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:48:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WITCH!
Reginault ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:47:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In my highschool Calculus course I ended up sleeping for the first half of the term, because I grasped it pretty quickly.
One day the teacher (who was also vice principal, it was a small school) decided to make a fool of me and wake me up with a question. The joke was on him, because I'd done all of his examples before he had finished explaining the first one to the class.
"So, what is the answer to question 4 Reginault?"
"5x2 over (2x-3)"
"Oh... All right, you can go back to sleep now."
The whole school came down with smug poisoning that day.
2xthesize ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:35:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's insane. Wow, hope it's true cause that is a pretty neat mind fuck. Guess it has to be cause let's be honest why would you lie. Take my upboat.
danger_mcboom ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:49:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's just kind of sad knowing that my ultimate mindfuck probably occurred in 10th grade. I have no where to go but down in that area.
But on the bright side, I've got "Total Mindfuck" crossed off my bucket list, so now I can focus on other things.
IFeelOstrichSized ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:42:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
A lot of people have "random book page" stories... the thing is that people don't actually open to a "random" book page. They tend to open it in the middle. Actually, depending on the length of the book, the middle 5-20 pages are probably ridiculously more likely to be chosen, and the probability decreases from there. This makes it a lot less random than it appears, as you might as well exclude the first and last quarters of the book completely, and the closer to the middle it gets, the more likely it is to be picked. So, while opening an 800 page book, your likelihood of opening to any given page is not 1/800.
Edit: I should also point out that the thumb is a factor too. The pages around the average length of the last thumb joint into a book (whether they're the middle or not) are much more likely to be picked. I know, I know... I must be fun at parties.
JoshuaZ1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:02 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your point is completely correct. Another issue is that the same run of books can have minor binding issues that can also make it more likely to end up on the same page.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:48:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well the odds are 1 in however many pages were in the book
danger_mcboom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Technically, it would be at least:
(the number of pages )2
to account for the odds of my picking that page and the other student picking the page.
You could also account for page breaks and other items that may have drawn his attention when deciding what question to ask, but that's getting to be a little much.
POOPFEAST420 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:55:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't be squared. That's the probability of you picking any given page. However, it would be equally impressive no matter what page you picked, so long as he picked the same one.
Imagine I have a deck of playing cards, and draw the 2 of diamonds, then shuffle it and hand it to you. Your chances of drawing the 2 of diamonds are 1 in 52, and your chances of drawing my card would be the same no matter what card I'd drawn.
compchrisworks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah. But your chances change slightly because almost nobody will pick the one of the first or last cards in the deck.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:40:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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POOPFEAST420 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:49:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not seeing it. Let's say there's 500 pages, and Danger happened to pick page 250.
The chances of his friend picking page 250 are 1/500.
If Danger had picked page 100, the chances of his friend picking page 100 are 1/500.
The chances of both Danger and his friend picking page 250 are (1/500)2, but it doesn't matter what page Danger picks.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:30:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If it doesn't matter what page Danger picks then why do we square the odds?
POOPFEAST420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's, like, exactly what I'm trying to say.
rILEYcAPSlOCK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The odds of him picking a specific card is irrelevant. He's gonna pick a card no matter what.
IRBMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Actually it depends how you phrase the question.
The belief that rolling a 6 on a die makes it less likely to roll a 6 a second time is called the Gambler's Fallacy.
Similarly:
dpratt99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're looking at it wrong. It's not two people picking random pages and having them match up. To compute the total probability, you need to multiply the probability of the two events with each other.
P(A) = Student 1 picking a page X P(B) = Student 2 picking a page X
In this case, P(A) is defined at exactly 1.0, because it's already happened. Assuming a 500 page book, this means that the probability of this event happening is 1.0 * (1/500).
If you want to find the overall probability of two independent people picking the same page, then it would be (1/500) * (1/500).
The example stated below is correct. Pick a card from a deck, then put it back in and give it to somebody else. The chances of that person drawing your card again are exactly 1/52.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prior_probability
EDIT: I'm a moron. It's prior probability.
utterdamnnonsense ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:31:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not really. Since both kids opened the book to a "random" page, odds are they picked a page somewhere near the middle, since that seems more random. Moreover, books often have a tendency to open to certain pages, either because of how they have been bound, or because of how they have been used. Since the books were both part of the same class, they probably had been used similar ways.
phism ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:32:11 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
maybe that book, for whatever reason, was bound in a way that you're more likely to open to that page.
silmaril89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:52:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The odds are really not that bad. Compare it to the odds of you seeing any one of the license plate numbers you saw today (that is if you saw any), or to the odds of getting the correct locker comb. Brains seem to miscalculate actual odds of not so improbable events.
autopsi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:34:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A factoid is a questionable or spuriousโunverified, incorrect, or fabricatedโstatement presented as a fact, but with no veracity.
dinglebrits ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:17:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it could be that you were using that page in class and it had an indent so it was more likely to open to that page for the both of you
DeepDuh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:45:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember a little incident in primary school now. As a kid I was usually a bit farther ahead than the curriculum. At about age 9 or 10 I was beginning to think about fractions. For some reason there was this particular series in my head, and I'm pretty sure this was the only one: 57 divided by two divided by two.. (57, 28.5, 14.25, 7.125 ..).
About a year later we would get to the topic of numbers with .5 decimal places. The teacher picked of course 57 divided by 2. Everyone was puzzled when I could not only give the answer but go further without thinking. Must have thought I'm a little genius or something - instead all I did was anticipating that question. I know, the odds are actually not that high here, and 57 is probably quite a common choice (humans seem to love numbers with 7 in it and 5 in 7 is close to a golden ratio). Still, fun was had.
SunAvatar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:16 on April 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Enter the spoilsport mathematician!
Others are pointing out ways that the book could be "biased" to make this more likely than a naรฏve model would predict, but it's worth first figuring out just what a naรฏve model does predict. So let's get naรฏve and assume that the page chosen is pretty well modeled by a normal distribution about the middle of the book.
From a Bayesian standpoint, the fact that page 492 was chosen is itself evidence that that's close to the middle of the book. Let's stick to round numbers and assume the book had 999 pages, so that the mean of our distribution is 500.
The tendency to choose from the middle of the book is pretty strong: I'd say there's at least a 95% chance that a chosen page is no more than 300 pages from the center of the book. 95% is roughly two standard deviations, so let's say one standard deviation is 150 pages.
If we take for granted that this fellow chose an even-numbered page, then you have a 2-page "margin of error" here. So we might guess that the probability we want is P(491 < X < 493).
But in fact the relevant probability isn't the probability that he would pick page 492 specifically, but that he would pick the same page you did. So we really have two random variables, X and Y, and the probability we want is P(-1 < X - Y < 1).
X - Y is itself a random variable, with an expected value of 0 and a standard deviation the same as that of X, namely 150. So converting the above to Z-scores we get P(-1/150 < Z < 1/150), which is about
0.0160 or 1.60%0.0053 or 0.53%.To be fair, there was only a 50% chance that this fellow would name an even page after you looked at one. So all in all the probability is
0.80%0.27%.Put another way, the odds of this happening with a "fair book" are about
120:1370:1 against. That's low enough that it should be surprising to you that it happened to you, but not so low that it should be surprising to me that it happened to someone else.danger_mcboom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:53 on April 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, great response. I hate to do this after all your work, but I just made up the page number. The story is true, and the "Genocide in Rwanda" part is completely accurate, but I have no idea what the page number actually was.
But still, a very impressive response!
SunAvatar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:20 on April 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
No problem. If the book has n pages then, by the same model, the probability becomes 2ฮฆ(6/n)-1, where ฮฆ(z) can be looked up on any standard normal table. This is based on the assumption that one standard deviation is 1/6 of the book's length.
hegbork ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:28:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A friend of mine in high school had a fucked up brain in the opposite direction. He didn't remember anything, but he always knew where to find it. On tests instead of answering questions with facts, he'd just write "the answer can be found on page 87, second paragraph, third sentence".
No mystery or coincidence, just something I remembered about a brain fucked up in a very impressive and different way.
LoompaOompa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:31:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you counted the number of pages in the book that had little factoids on the side, then you'd know your chances.
psudomorph ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:35:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In addition, I find that certain pages in books come open more easily than others (probably something to do with the binding method). The book sitting in front of me has 16 such pages, spaced regularly every 30 pages or so. If the same applies to textbooks, then the odds of two people opening to the same seemingly random page might actually be pretty good, especially if neither of them are thinking too hard about it, and just letting the pages fall open naturally.
BreeBree214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I agree, every time I opened my textbooks in high school I noticed they would usually open to same page as last time I opened it
myotheralt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:35:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think that would be because of static charge.
BreeBree214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:47:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, I mean like... let me say it differently. If you looked at the book from the side, you could kinda see that the pages were strung together in different sections that were then strung together. The book was old and the binding kinda sucked, so it usually would open to pages at the end of those sections
myotheralt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I get it for the binding. Stacks of maybe 30 pages (the first being numbered 1, 2, 29, 30; the second 3, 4, 27, 28; etc) all sewn together, then each booklet attached to the binding, so you have a book of 10 booklets.
My static suggestion was regarding the actual paper used. when you open the book, it would open to the same page as the last time, because the charge between those pages was weaker than the charge between any others.
*I just realized that my stack of pages couldn't work, it isn't divisible by 4.
LoompaOompa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Odds also increase if it was a chapter that they'd recently been studying, as the student would have probably been more likely to open to that part of the book without thinking about it.
Khan88H ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like apples?
danger_mcboom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I loved them apples.
boomfarmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We should go into business together. Danger_McBoom and Boomfarmer.
recoil669 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't laughed that hard at genocide in a while...
Megabobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The subconscious is awesome, amirite?
gregorykicks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I did something similar while playing Cranium. My team had to sculpt something and the clue was place. Before the other team even handed our "sculptor" the card with the place on it I said, "Stonehenge." It just popped into my head. My teammate looked at the card and then just looked at me with her jaw open because she was supposed to sculpt Stonehenge.
Clairvoyant_Legacy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I upvoted at "Jesus Christ, danger_mcboom
Didn't even need to read the rest of the story.
MangoDobbins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:58:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This may be the 'glitchiest' glitch here, and that's an achievement. Gold stars.
severoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:04:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you had just opened your book to that page and read that sidebar...so the binding was set to open to that page when the other kid grabbed it. go ahead, grab any book and repeat the experiment, you'll see...
Jumala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:21:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If it was your textbook and not his that was opened - well, I can honestly say this happens to me quite often. I'll be reading a book and I'll put it down on the pages, so that the binding is up and the page I was reading is held open (not pinched down so the binding is terribly creased or anything either). My wife will sometimes come along and put the book away on a shelf, pressed between other books - if I come back soon enough to read it, it will open to the page where I left off; if I come back too late, I'll have to search for the page...
Books have a short "memory" of the last page you were on, because the binding is a bit stretched there from when you opened it. After you've left the book closed a while, the binding shrinks and returns to a state that is similiar enough to the other pages, that after a few minutes someone could open the book to another random page just as easily - but within a certain time-frame, the last page you looked at will be the easiest to open - it will almost fall open to that page.
It doesn't happen every time, but you could perform the experiment for yourself and I'm sure you will be able to see for yourself that it occurs relatively often and is not a purely random occurence. The other part is also not so surprising - the Rwanda factoid was probably the most noticeable thing on the page. Cool, but not unexplainable.
avsa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:46:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did he open the same book? For me it happens quite often that if I close and then open the book randomly it will open at the previous page.
cartopheln ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:38:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If it was your book that the other guy used to pick a page, it might have naturally opened to the page you had it open for a long time before (this p.492).
Even if it wasn't your book, haven't you for some reason (this day's lesson or other...) both spent a long time prior with the book open on that page ?
septcore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:53:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Here's a possibility: when you randomly open a book, it's likely that it will open to a page where it's been open before (imagine you have a new book and you leave it open to a page for a while, when you close it, the book's spine will have a slight crease in that spot). Then if you open it again, it will likely open on the same spot.
Now, if the Rwanda genocide (or something else on those 2 pages) was discussed more in class or you had a homework assignment connected to those pages, both you and your classmate would have opened the book at that page and left it there for a while. Then, if neither of you has opened the book a lot on other pages, it's likely that the first random page the book would open to would be the one where the spine would have a crease.
Zeliss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:19:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If he had the book open to a section near that one, the book will naturally open to a page near it. I use this trick all the time when I want to find my place in a novel and can't be bothered to use a bookmark.
Schaftenheimen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
before a test in my 10th grade biology class the teacher would let us study on our own, or play jeopardy to study. I would always play jeopardy, because fuck studying. Two very critical things come into play here: I'm pretty good at basic biology, and I fucking hate losing at jeopardy.
Anyway, its getting down to the wire, and my team is losing because I have a bunch of dumbasses (most of whom were coincidentally my friends). We have to get the next question right in order to win, simple as that. As soon as the teacher starts to read the question, like literally right after "what is..." i just yell some random thing out related to DNA transcription. We got the 500 points and won the game. Fuck yeah.
marley88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:18:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was once playing this game on my phone called 'Sketch Online' or something like that, basically you play against 9ish other players and take it in turns to draw something whilst the others guess what it is. If the person drawing was having trouble they could press 'hint' which would display how many letters there were in the word to everyone else (so for 'fence' it would show '_ _ _ _ _').
Anyway, someone was meant to be drawing but they weren't and about half way through the time limit they pressed hint and it showed '_ _ _ _ _ _ _'. They didn't draw anything or give any other clues so the other players were bitching at them. I decided to have a guess, my first thought was 'Pelican', so I typed it in and hey presto it was correct. No one was amazed and I had nobody with me to boast to, I was so proud!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bet when you randomly opened the book it went to the binding crease in the middle of the book, and when he opened it he did the same thing. The chances of being on the exact same page are still really low, but that lowers it to about 20 or 30 pages.
Try it out sometime, just open a book somewhere in the middle without thinking about it, you'll get the same page 2 or 3 times before you consciously open to a different page.
Peconz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
did you get laid?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've done this too. In history class as well.
lilpuddincup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was this Mr. Fussnecker's class?
ohnastyrobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of the time when I was playing 20 questions with my brother when I was about 12 years old.. I somehow correctly guessed Archduke Franz Ferdinand after asking the questions "Is it a person?" and "are they alive?"
I have no idea how it happened..
TheOneVader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds similar to something that happened to me in 8th grade. I had one of the Harry Potter books with me and was joking around with someone saying I could memorize the whole book in a second flat. So I flipped through all the pages really quick and said I memorized it all. I "proved it" by saying my favorite part was on some randon page, like 400. I flip the book open and it lands exactly on page 400. I glance about half way down the page quickly and stop at one line that said "This is not a coincidence." Coincidence? I still think so, but it was very strange indeed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was a 1 in number_of_pages_in_book chance. So I guess about 1 in 1000. Not that remarkable really.
Crims0nSpirit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
After you close your book it is possible to reopen it on the same page. You just have to carefully spread the cover, so that the book would sort of open on the page by itself. Sorry if the words are vague, can't describe it better. That might explain what happened.
R3d1st ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was it the exact same book? Often, if you close a book (hardcover works better I guess) and don't give it extra pressure and just leave it there, you can a small gap at the pages where you closed the book. If you now open the same book randomly, there is a slight chance, that you're gonna open it at the exact same page because of that effect.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps it reminded him of last night with a girl named Rwanda...
DrBarrell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was probably the page in the textbook used most frequently or in the last lesson that took place. When you open a 'random' page in a book it is quite often the most used page as the spine has been bent from being held open at that page
badasimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Its possible that the page you were on was the centerfold of a bundle of pages (i used to remember what those were called... Signatures or something?) and that physics made it more likely to rest on that page. Kind of like when you leave your hand loose and it goes to the same positio .
shabatooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know your old when someone tells you the genocide in Rowanda is in their history book
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
did that to my brother. picked him up from high school and he says "man, we watched a really dull video today". inside my head, like it was written in giant letters on a billboard was "Watson and Crick and the discovery of DNA". I said it out loud and he gave me the strangest look I've ever seen in my life. Absolutely correct.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
few things in life are random.
If the book was printed in a way that the pages are in groups that may just be a group start or center page near the middle of the book, so is more likily to be opened if you stick your finger in "at random".
StandardIssueHuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure that if you open a book on a random page, you are far more likely to open certain pages than others due to the way books are bound and the way people open books.
So the chances of you both opening the same page on the same book (and not necessarily the same copy of the book) might be a lot higher than one could naively think -- that is, a lot higher than 1:(number of pages).
pmann10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
was this cardinal newman?
mankysavage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That reminds me of when I was sitting my leaving cert in school, some of our test was on Macbeth and like an idiot I hardly read it. I skimmed over it but never bothered to give it a good go over. Anyhow just before the test I read a few scenes, randomly picked out of the play. And most of the questions on the test were based on the few scenes I had just read.
onewatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had something similar happen the first time I played "Scene it." I dominated the game, making the other players pretty mad. I thought I was just getting lucky finding questions and 'scenes' that I already knew since I'm not much of a movie person. Well, the end of the game is one where it will show you a picture and have some blanks for the letters of the word which identify the item. The first person to get it right wins.
Before the image and blanks appear on the screen I find myself randomly thinking "What was the name of that car they drove in the dukes of hazard?" Out loud, I say "General Lee."
The clue appears and, sure enough, it's the General Lee.
I am now banned from playing this game.
bilasboon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not to lessen the craziness of this story, but if the quiz was based on one chapter, let's say about 20 pages, and you had been open to one of them, and then he also opened to a page that was on topic in the chapter, the chances are slightly more reasonable of it being the same page out of 20, as opposed to if it had just been random out of at least 492. Just a thought, and also just if the chapter and quiz were about the Rwandan Genocide, then it's a pretty good chance actually
DoZeYLoVe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder how many possible solutions there could be for this..
dstrichit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:58 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We get away with it all the damn time at our Catholic School.
Well, depends upon the teacher, I suppose.
iceward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:20 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This (though not as specific of an example) is not unlike my first time eating at a White Castle.
I had never been to one and was staying with a friend in MN. He love's W.C. and I was eager to try the little burgers (they're okay, but I love the onions). We were tight on cash and he said we could walk. When asked how far it was, he said it was a few blocks. It in fact was many, many blocks away. I'm not in any sort of shape. I handled the walk as best I could, but was extremely parched upon arrival. We enter and the employee asks what she can get for us. To which I reply "I want the biggest drink you've got."
She looks at me for a minute and asks if I want a "large". I tell her again, the biggest she's got, is what I want. I don't make it a habit of phrasing what I want in such terms. I was just thirsty as hell and wanted the biggest.
She tells me "just a sec" and goes behind the little wall thing that was behind the counter. I hear her yell at the other workers wanting to know if they know where the lids are to the "buckets". I exchange looks with my friend and he doesn't seem to know what's happening either.
She returns with a (I cannot remember the exact number but i think it was) 60 oz. cup for soda. I do not blame the employees for dubing them "buckets". If i were in a KFC they could've fit right in as some type of bucket that you hold in one hand as you drive or something.
TL;DR: I assumed I'd get some crappy McDonald's-style large soda, but got a (I think) 60 oz. damn miracle from the Soda Gods.
brainswho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:25 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am aware that this post is three months old, but here's my take: School books are used year after year by kid after kid. These kids are all taking the same class with the same curriculum. For whatever reason, the books all got opened to 492 and held open... maybe the teacher really liked to harp on something from that page. So the books all get creased in a way that makes them "naturally" open to that page.
[deleted] ยท 1385 points ยท Posted at 03:16:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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esmooth ยท 1199 points ยท Posted at 03:47:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you must be pretty broke.
[deleted] ยท 942 points ยท Posted at 03:50:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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anallinguist ยท 177 points ยท Posted at 04:17:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Barney?
internetsanta ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:15:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think you mean, Swarley?
Bananavice ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:41:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure that was the joke, yeah.
Hufftey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:01:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
He carried on the joke huurrrr duuurrrr
Galaxyman0917 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:12:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you enjoy a good scotch?
Bacaowismyhero ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:24:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Legen...wait for it and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY! LEGENDARY!
Galaxyman0917 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:00:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think that's my favorite legendary statement. An I totally read it in Barney's voice.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:38:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's my favorite legendary statement, but my favorite "wait for it" was:
"Because she did porn.. wait for it...ography. Pornography!"
Galaxyman0917 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:38:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, the slap bet.
deejayalemus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:10:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like a scotch that's old enough to order it's own scotch.
ChemicalRascal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:01:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So... A scotch that has, over millions of years, mutated and become a sentient being?
deejayalemus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think we're looking at the next stage of human evolution.... but if you're wondering about the ref., it's a quote from Robin on the show.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:12:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Qp71Kh5Gg&feature=related
Calliopsis ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:28:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try, Barney Stinson
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:01:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Slap-bets. Over time, I've acquired a +5 increase in my slapping skill. Well, to be fair, part of that stems from my fortunate habit of using lewd pick-up lines.
ohpeerm ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 04:07:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What's going on over here?
willman161 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:48:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's a glitch in the matrix!
daedone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:57:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Barney?
ChemicalRascal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:02:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every time an unlikely opportunity like that arises, I make a similar bet with whoever's around me. If I fail, then it doesn't really matter and we'll forget about it in ten minutes. But if I succeed, it will make for a memorable story.
Always go with the decision that makes for a better story.
IvoryWang ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:23:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Scott? I still have one left...
gkow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:08:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're my favorite person.
Scherzkeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, baby, is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants. ;)
apaniyam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:20:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey baby, nice sho... uhhh... I like your hai... that's a nice dre... Wanna bone?
NickGraves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant name.
yakkerman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
have a +1 to karma whoring for geeking the shit out of that
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
+2 rico suave bonus for 7hours after lewd pick-up lines.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
upvote for irl stats. always.. ALWAYS
satiredun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:32:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like your style, and would like to shake your hand.
PrincessKind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
then if u have a resistance for slapping, perhaps it is time u got a punching. :P
fatman907 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happy Slaps-giving!!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nathans! He's a professional.. he's a pirate!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant XKCD.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
SO BROKE
g4c ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I read this as, "You must be a pretty bloke."
goschumi1986 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:21:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No. He wins one, he looses one.
TheNameIsWiggles ยท 703 points ยท Posted at 03:58:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Always go with the decision that makes for a better story."
I am now living by this quote
Ghede ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 05:18:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Addendum "That you can tell."
After all, running up to someone screaming at them, then flipping their shit makes for a pretty good story... for them to tell. You, not so much.
LuxNocte ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:49:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
It goes well with, "Buy the ticket, Take the ride"
When you make the decision to live the life that makes fore a better story, you will find yourself in interesting places, sometimes with interesting people, sometimes with interesting chemicals coursing through your veins. This is natural, do not be disturbed.
icaaryal ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:42:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Let me tell you about a spontaneous night with xanax, alcohol, strippers, meth, and an empty bank account...
drewiepoodle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:33:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
as am i
spiralshadow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:17:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not for long, you're not.
Siurrose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:31:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have always tried to live by that quote, funny thing is I only just read it.
uneekfreek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:35:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"So then Jim said "I can take on this bear with my bear hands. It'll be a great story!" Poor Jim, RIP."
ReasonablyFunny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:28:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Jim had bear hands?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:55:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Jim was a bear.
orange_jooze ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:16:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He had the right to bear arms.
Softy_K ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:01:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Godspeed.
private_ruffles ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:25:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Its how I decided to join the military. I've been to three continents since then.
tarheeldarling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:45:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Certainly a good way to live
CMEast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bear in mind that there are many types of stories. There is a huge difference between an adventure and a soap opera, stories are not the same as drama.
Other than that, you've made a good decision. The first decision of many :)
resurrection_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also known as the Theory of Anecdotal Value.
SilentPerfection ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:24 on May 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could be a quote of Barney Stinson.
Aldarion_Erendis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
D.I.F.T.S. = do it for the story
pyraximus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:54:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
DIFTS=DO IT FOR THE STORY
pandasnatcher ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:51:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to do the same thing, whenever i saw people playing card games I would go up to them and ask if they wanted to see a card trick. I would tell them to pick a card look at it and put it back in the deck then just slice the deck and ask if the bottom card was theirs.
So my freshman year my dorm would have game nights every once in a while and one night i noticed a girl named Heydon sitting in a booth with a friend. I'd been wanting to talk to her for a while, but i felt she was a little out of my league. They had a deck of cards and they were just sitting there so i said what the hell. First I tried with her friend and it was unsuccessful so I did it again with Heydon and the first card I flipped to was the friends card, and all were impressed. Then I flipped the next card and it was Heydon's and the shit got real. I told her i'd tell her how I did it if she let me take her out to dinner and she reluctantly agreed. Now she's my fiance.
PirateBushy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:54:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do exactly the same thing, and for the exact reason that I want this to happen to me. Thanks for sharing such a wonderful story! :)
USMCsniper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
amazing story! someone switched out your beer that night with a luck potion
Themiffins ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:08:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had one like that in my middle school. Our teacher was giving away some prize of free tickets to a movie. The class was 30+ kids, and only two people were picked as the winners from a random drawing.
As the teacher is about to announce the first name I think of a random kid, and sure enough that's the name called. I think "oh shit, there's no way I can do that again." But fuck me, I thought of myself as the second and and sure enough I was called.
I think I believed I was psychic for a good two day's.
you_should_buy_a_cat ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:50:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you a fortune cookie?
rebelspyder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
at first I read "you should bury a cat" and thought...thats hopefully not a message my subconscious is telling me.
Smarmo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:47:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a friend who does a similar thing whilst playing pool. When he's on the black ball, he always looks at his opponent right in the eye whilst making his final shot, regardless of how difficult it is. When it works his opponent is completely psychologically destroyed. Bit of a larf.
flume ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:08:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Unless it also makes babby.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:11:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Episode Chicago GrandSLAM: Part 1 / Part 2
Released Nov 28 and Dec 5
FUCKINGCRATE ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:46:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant XKCD.
3rd_degree_burn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do the same thing because 'you never know'. Mine was when I accurately predict a turning green on the fucking millisecond. I even did a double finger snap point.
I am Neo.
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that's really easy to do.
grayshine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, you watch for the perpendicular lane's yellow/red lights.
darbyisadoll ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:14:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Great tip for writers, and people in creative fields. Possibly hazardous to forming healthy bonds with other human beings.
PirateBushy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is so much truth in this.
mikepav ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:18:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to follow this logic, now everybody thinks I'm full of shit and a failure at everything I attempt, at least I can hold on to persistence.
PirateBushy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:22:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever I fail, I just shrug it off and say "Yeah, but wouldn't it have been awesome if I did it?"
GDRomaine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No. It wouldn't be awesome because you do it every single time. I have a friend who does this with beer pong. On the last cup he will look you straight in the eye and say "Fuck you," and then shoot while maintaining eye contact. It's embarrassing when he misses, and annoying when he makes it. It's annoying because his success rate with that shot is just the same as his regular shot. Nothing special.
DarqWolff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:39:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do this kind of shit all the time, though never with stuff that's really random. I'm still surprised by how accurate I am, it doesn't statistically make sense.
PirateBushy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:41:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've noticed that if you go with your gut reaction, it yields a seemingly abnormally high success rate.
DarqWolff ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:47:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I know that it's definitely just the subconscious having access to some calculation method that I don't have. It's pretty agreed on by science that the subconscious mind has way, way, way more power than the frontal lobe and that we can't account for a lot of its ability, so it makes sense that it can make some inexplicable calculations, but I'm still kind of amazed by just how well it does it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey remember that time PirateBushy opened that locker? Yeah that was pretty memorable... But remember the times we slapped the hell out of him cuz he was wrong? A large point-and-laugh ensues.
ImNo_____But ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Im no high school student no more, but i had a big boner inducing crush on this asian chick and i didnt know her name or anything, so i just randomly guessed Jenny and it was right, but thats not all. Then my friend creeped out her locker and i decide to fuck around with it, i put it my locked combo and in my head im like theres no fucking way it will work, i spin the dials bam lock opens i look at my buddy we are both like holy fuck! state. But wait if you like reading the ones above ive got another one. Ok i was about to start 12th grade but since im a loser i was pretty much put back in grade 11, so we have at least 5 classes per teacher, and the Asian chick Jenny also was in grade 11, so couple of days before start of the school term i had a dream that she was in my class and was sitting in the first row from the wall 4th desk down. so then i come in to class sit down i look at the first row 4th section the desk is empty ..........and I SHIT YOU NOT, right after i looked, no one but Jenny walks in the class and sits down at the first row 4th desk down. Unfortunately it did not work out since Jenny only dated Asian guys.
TL;DR I guessed the Name, Locker number, and the Seat Arrangement of the girl i had a huge crush on in high school
I_hate_cheesecake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:11:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In that same vein I sometimes like to do a card trick where I have a volunteer pick a card and return it to the deck. After thoroughly shuffling the deck I throw it high into the air and attempt to catch one of the cards as they fall. ONE OF THESE DAYS IT WILL WORK AND EVERYONE WILL THINK I'M DAVID COPPERFIELD!
GDRomaine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:21:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I actually have had something like that happen, although slightly different. I actually do perform card tricks, and, during winter break at this resort in Florida, I ask this random group of kids if they would like to see some magic. I start my usual set, and all is going well. They are really getting into it and enjoying the magic. For my finale, I decide to try a new trick I had been practicing. I basically flash 10 or so cards to the spectator and instruct him to remember one. After the deck is cut and throughly shuffled, I put the deck in his hand and begin drawing cards off of the top one by one, saying that I'm sensing his energy blah blah blah. Of course, by the magic of sleight of hand, I know exactly which card is his. However, once I reach it, a faint breeze blows his card off the deck and onto the floor face down. I milk this for all that it's worth and have him turn the card over himself. Insanity ensues while I sit back and laugh. 'Twas a great moment.
pyraximus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:53:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
DIFTS
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:53:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've been a proponent of this for years. Good on you.
PersonaFie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:17:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember hearing somebody on the Moth podcast (I think it was the guy who hosts NPR's Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me) talking about how he lives his live according to the law of anecdotal value. The better the story it could make, the more you have to do it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:18:17 on April 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
relevant xkcd
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:07:01 on May 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time I called a pretty impossible football play out if nowhere. I don't really watch much football or try to act like I know what's going to happen, but for some reason during a playoff game a few years ago, I decided to say "Manning is gonna drop a 60 yard bomb to Dallas Clark for the TD" to a room full of people. Not ten seconds later, Dallas Clark was in the end zone and everyone in the room was going nuts. I've never tried to call any sports plays since, because there's no chance I'll ever be able to top that.
TwirlySocrates ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! Exactly!
I do this all the time!
frickindeal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Remember these numbers: 0, 18, 8
PirateBushy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If these numbers actually work for something, I'm going to shit myself.
dvazv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well they work for an alarm I know lol
vuls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just bought a combo lock today and it's 16, 18, 8. I'm gonna try 0,18,8 tomorrow and my mind better be blown
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this has been my motto for years. hasnt failed me yet
dvazv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like this xkcd comic
PirateBushy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Y'know, I think I may have started this habit because of this exact comic.
mathent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For this reason, I always clap when I enter a new room. That one time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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PirateBushy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, just a guy who likes to live an exciting life.
Unidan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do this a lot. A friend of mine was waiting for me to check out at a grocery store. He goes and buys a $1 lotto ticket.
When I finish up, he comes over and shows me the ticket he bought while he was waiting for me, I tell him, 'Pssh, you call that gambling? I'll show you how to gamble.'
I go to the scratch off vending machine, put in a dollar, get a scratch-off, scratch it and immediately win $50 bucks.
I cashed it without saying a word while he watched and then waved the crisp fifty dollar bill in his face before walking out. We still talk about it.
chimeofdeath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant SMBC
OhYouDidntThinkOfIt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I heard that quote was from Josh Sneed, check out his entire stand-up, it's worth it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like walking around saying "bless you" to random strangers, knowing that one day one of them will sneeze immediately afterwards
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do this with "Picture a playing card in your head. Got one? It's the 7 of clubs."
Sometimes I get cocky and ask them to write any number from 1-1000 and I confidently guess a random number.
One day I'll be right and will look like a genius.
CptOblivion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Selective memory is an incredibly powerful tool for entertainers.
ds445 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant xkcd
local_dj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like this a lot I think it'll be my next tatoo can you pm your name for the quote? "Always go with the decision that makes for a better story."
AetherAeternus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but you'll be known among your friends as that guy who's pretty much wrong over 99% of the time because he keeps relying on astronomical improbabilities. There's nothing special about doing something cool but difficult if you're constantly trying. It's that one magic moment that happens when you're not forcing it that really makes it memorable.
PirateBushy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's why I make sure there's enough time between attempts that they forget. Plus, I hang out with a few different groups of friends, so not all of my friends see all of my failed attempts.
nstabl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:16:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's an xkcd about this and has to do with a girl and boy and he guesses her number 1-100. Makes me lol every time.
ErikNavkire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:09:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I agree with this, it's generally how I handle things as well
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I always go for the across the room, over the shoulder paper ball into the bin shot, if I miss, meh it's a hard shot, if I make it, fucking king of the paper balls.
jdelphiki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Related: http://xkcd.com/525/
damien5314 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is basically the justification behind every full court buzzer-beater shot in basketball, haha. They hardly ever make it, but when they do everyone goes crazy.
MarcusXXIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, guessed the good card from a deck of random cards 2 times in a row. People looked at me weird... well the odds were 1:2652
slugboi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I miss being that guy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is this from xkcd?
iamnotaneffinfanboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant XKCD
Informationator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My roomate bought this Battlestar Galactica board game and somehow convinced me to play with them the other night.
It was a LONG game, so I was screwing around to keep myself interested. At one point we are being attacked by three small ships and a big one. You have to roll an 8-sided die to kill them and you tell which one you're attacking before you roll. I had four rolls and you can only kill the large ship with a roll of 7 or 8, so I went for the small ships:
SmallShip1: I roll a 7
SmallShip2: I roll an 8
SmallShip3: I roll a 7
It was time to attack the big ship, where I had to roll a 7 or 8, else I failed. Having once rolled five ones in a row in Yahtzee (a 1/7776 chance), I knew that this was when my bad luck kicked in. Knowing failure was imminent, I tossed the dice in the air and said "C'moooooooon TWO!" The 8-sided die didn't even roll. It just landed definitively - flat and unmoving - the 2 facing upward.
Everyone looked at me like I was a wizard.
mikedfunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey y'all, watch this! Hold my beer.
umbrae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you hear this on a podcast recently? I know I heard it somewhere, really recently, but I can't remember where. 99% Invisible, Radiolab, This American Life? One of those...
PirateBushy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently, comedian Josh Sneed also lives by this rule.
sbarret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
a kind of "confirmation bias"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same policy as Mark Ruffalo's character in The Brothers Bloom. He uses a deck of cards.
dreamendDischarger ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:25:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The brand of locks they issued us in high school could be off by about 3-4 numbers and still open. They also had about five different variations of codes that were only a few numbers off each time. What this meant was once I figured this out I was able to open most lockers easily.
Sadly (or fortunately for other students, I guess), I was a good girl and didn't use this for any misdeeds. I just found it out when opening the locker next to mine by mistake and could open a couple of friends locks with my combination.
guitarjag72 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:08:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Similar thing happened to me when I was 12. I found a combination padlock on the street in my neighborhood. I picked it up, "felt" I knew the right numbers as well as remembered them for later (I can't remember exactly what numbers they were now; it was 27 years ago) and it opened. Free padlock! In addition, just to make sure it wasn't a "bad lock," I tried other number combinations; that was the only one that worked.
DevTech ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:45:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You are the one.
Admiral_Nowhere ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:21:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If that middle school is in Virginia, I think you opened up my old locker.
lily1346 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, came to post this same thing. Hampton Roads?
Admiral_Nowhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:37 on January 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No -- L. C. Bird in Chesterfield.
lily1346 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:54 on January 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. There must be a ton of lockers with similar combinations out there.
Im_not_the_cops ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:54:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
little did he know, it was your own locker.
soccerjohn25 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:24:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got a similar feeling once too. I was in my Bio class, and I thought to myself, "hmm, it seems about time for the bell to ring." I turn to my friend and say, "three, two one," and then, the bell sounded. I was flabbergasted. I didn't know the bell schedule or anything either, just a feeling..
Doubleugee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:32:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everytime someone asks me to guess a number ( like "how much do you think this costs" or " How long is the great wall of China") I answer a totally random but yet very specific number ( like "12.76$" or "174.67 miles"). I never get it right obviously, but one of these days... It will be awesome
beardofharden ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:24:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you think about it though, there's a 1 in 216,000 chance of that happening. For as many people that have tried that same trick, there's bound to be a few who get lucky. It just sucks you blew your luck on the locker door and not the lottery.
counter-strike ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:56:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, I think about this a lot...
NIghthawkcb651 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:26:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A friend wanted me to grab a book from his locker, he told me the number and the combination. On the way over I forget both but remember where the locker is and some form of the combination. Magically I was able to open 3 lockers right by his but wasn't able to into his. I looked at the papers inside to see who's locker I was in.
swander42 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:47:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is no spoon.
purplegoalie1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:02:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like your name
Rooster10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:09:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something similar like this happened to me, except I wasn't the one opening the locker. Interesting!
lincompris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A similar sort of thing happened to me when I was pretty young (I must have been 8, maybe). I used to play basketball on Saturday afternoons with other local kids at the town middle school. My stepdad was a coach. One afternoon after practice, I was hanging around in the locker rooms waiting for him to finish up whatever he was doing. I was bored, so I tried lifting the latches on random lockers to see if any would open - they were all locked, so on a whim I tried a random combination and it opened; some other kid's dirty gym clothes and other belongings were in there. I remembered it pretty vividly because I freaked out, worrying that someone might catch me "breaking in" to someone else's locker.
hippity_dippity123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your buddy picked one he knew the combination to. Thats not even a glitch in the Matrix, anyway.
SketchyNarwhal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:21:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember in middle school, we were walking to lunch. Being kids, we liked to do random shit in the halls while we go down like bang on lockers, mess around, stuff like that. Once, we were passing by a locker and one of my friends spins it randomly: right, left, right. Pulls up on the latch, and voilรก! Open sesame.
Of course, it never happened again no matter how often we tried.
DaVincitheReptile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
confidence > probability
InjuredGods ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this happened to me except I did it with my back to the locker and not even paying attention to the numbers I was putting in. I was just standing in front of my neighbors locker turning his lock around and all of a sudden it pops open. I close it do it again without looking and pops open again. I honestly had no idea what was going on. Neither did he haha
Yodamanjaro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in the choir, it was high school. We were at regional competition and were waiting in line to walk into the auditorium for our performance. Here I am, standing by a bunch of other classmates, and I get the idea to randomly try a combination for a locker. I couldn't tell you the combination, but I did the left-right-left thing and it opened for me.
Another time I was with my sister and we were at the dairy stand. I told the amount that I owed for the food to the waitress before she rang up the total. Keep in mind it wasn't just a few items and there was sales tax included. I didn't add the items up, it was food for my family so it ended up being around 15 dollars and change. It was weird for me either way.
Yet another story - I was driving a friend home years ago and I had this instinct that a deer was off to the left side of the road ahead. I slowed down, turned down the music and my friend was like "um...Yodamanjaro, what the heck are you doing man?" "Wait for it..." And sure enough, there was a deer there. Freaked me the fuck out, and my friend had no idea what just happened to me.
almjz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:51:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
reduce the sample space and you will freak more people out http://xkcd.com/628/
DoesntUnderstandJoke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:53:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Most of those locks are pretty shit, if you are within 3+- from the actual number, it still works.
fox9iner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:56:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not nearly as crazy, but some friends and I were walking down and gravel road. I see a aluminum can way in the distance sitting on a little post and bet my friend i can hit it with a rock. NAIL it first try. It was VERY far away.
paganize ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:03:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Things like this happen. you can't prove that they do, someones entire life would have to be documented. I was with some friends, bowling. I was arguing that magik was potentially real, friends were arguing it wasn't. Thinking to do something funny, said watch this, I turn away from the pins, intone some appropriate for the situation Latin, and fling the bowling ball backwards.
Perfect Strike. As friends are standing there with their mouths hanging open, I did the only thing possible; said "I guess that didn't happen, then?", bowed, and walked slowly to the exit (and after I got to the door, ran flat-out for my jeep and pulled out of the parking lot the back way, with my lights out.)
20 years later, the survivors still bug me about it; hope they aren't reading.
validstatement ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:37:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ಠ_ಠ
That was my locker combo in 9th grade for my school's boys locker room.
red_right_88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:44:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is the exact combo to my gym locker, except backwards (34-24-6). Not really a glitch in the Matrix, but fun coincidence).
finnsandneedles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:45:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're from a suburb of Portland Oregon, yes or no? We may have gone to the same school (or same district, at least.)
counter-strike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Parkrose school district.
finnsandneedles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:25:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Daaang. I was in Beaverton, and my middle school did the EXACT SAME dumb project.
LeiaShadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm from Eugene, and in 6th grade we had to do projects like that (though it didn't necessarily have to be about your family lineage or history; people could do projects on something more current in their family). Weird!
iHipster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:58:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're a wizard, Harry
chawk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:22:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
424.... 4+2=6 right, 424 left, 4+2+4=10 + 24 = 34 right
I'm normally not a numbers kind of guy but this stood out to me...
Seicair ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:52:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nice.
Reminds me of Richard Feynman. I highly recommend "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!"
Autobiographical, extremely interesting and often hilarious. He had an obsession with opening combination locks for a while as well, is what reminded me. Also, he lists a number of mindfuck moments that happened at various times in his life. Absurd math problems in his head, opening locks, etc.
annanoemi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:30:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of something I did (I think I was in about grade 9). I used to go to language school on Saturday mornings (my parents suck) and we were at a different high school in the region than the one I attended. At break one day me and my friend were bored, so I randomly picked a locker and attempted to open it - I don't remember the numbers but it opened first try, we opened the locker and there wasn't much in there that was very interesting, just some books, a jacket, etc. By the time we got back to class and told the other kids we had forgotten which locker it was but it freaked the crap out of both of us.
cranksohard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:43:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Intuition must play a role in this. Explaining it barely explains all the connections our brains are making.
Last winter, I went on a trip to NH with 20 or so friends. There was one, we'll call him 'major', who I had grown to understand during the preceding months. We weren't close but there was respect out of mutual friends. He reminded me of a younger me, very emotional and sensitive. I felt that I had a hunch how he would react. Needless to say, our trip was full of drunken debauchery and surprise visitors - the place was trashed. At 1am the Sunday we planned to depart, I start cleaning until about 7am. I decide I need a break and know the house needs to be cleaned start waking up some of my friends, major included. When I wake major up he yells "guys he's a freakin' nazi, it's 7am!" I feel pretty shitty but am mostly aggravated that he'd take the opportunity to embarrass me like that. I had a shaved head but my people would've been liquidated too. Anywho, they seem to follow his cries and refuse to get up. I begin to remove the blankets off everyone in an attempt to get them cold enough to wake up. Instead they curl into fetal positions. After 10 minutes I feel remorse and return the blankets. But I had a brain blast, as if I knew major would attempt to reciprocate my actions. So I wrote "I predict that major will remove this blanket" I proceed to find a corner, place the note on my belly and blanket over me. About half an hour later my friends are cleaning and major comes over "wake up bitch, time to clean," and removes the blanket. I hand him my note and mindfuck ensues.
Sometimes, you just "know," blah blah power of intuition blah.
jubblernut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to do this dumb card trick. Your victim names two cards (say, 4 and Jack). Then you flip through the deck, and 90% of the time there will be a 4 and a Jack within 1 card of each other. Stupid. Not even a trick.
Well, one time I did the trick and didn't even touch the deck. My victim shuffled, cut, then I said "Name two cards". She said something (don't remember the specifics), I waved my hands around and made up some bullshit, then she flipped the first two cards and they matched the numbers she picked.
She was freaked, and demanded to know how I did it, but I just grinned as if I were some kind of wizard.
moarroidsplz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:31:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe the lockers were shitty. I remember I opened a locker in high school just by pulling on it hard.
moarroidsplz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or rather, I meant maybe the LOCK was shitty.
LesOs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lockpicking: Level 100
spurries ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:51:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure totally related, but I was at a bar and just for fun made a 50:1 odds bet( I put up a dollar, my friend put up 50) that I could make a bullseye from about 25-30 feet from the board and at about a 15 degree angle as the bar was a bit in the way(I do not play darts often). He agreed for an easy buck. I threw it about 3/4 arm angle(picture a shortstop style throw), and about as hard as a could. We all stare at the board, and I say, "wow that's close.". Double Bullseye. 50 bucks. Never tried again.
pancakefactory ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:22:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
similar lucky one happend to me last week.
I live in an old house with 5 mates. All our doors have those old locks you can close from the inside, but you can't lock it without a key when outside. So one day I was at a second hand/junk shop and eyed that huge steel barrel they have there. inside this barrel are thousands and thousands of old massive keys. I don't know where they collect them from. But I thought about locking my room would be pretty good since we're getting a new house mate and you never know how much you can trust somebody new. So I selected out 5 of them, one was more classic and fancy old looking than all the others (also in the barrel). When I got home, I tried the fancy one first. Fits like a charm. imagine, I'm not living in a village. I live in a city. That shop was in the middle of it. And that key didn't fit any other door in that house, not even a bit. out of all those several 1000 keys I picked out mine without knowing what it should have looked like.
maybe I should try myself in lotto was my first thought after this.
omie_wise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:03 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's only so many shapes to a skeleton key, which it sounds like you have. Frankly, 1 out of 5 odds sounds pretty good. In the USA you can get reproduction skeleton keys at hardware stores; there's about 6 different varieties.
pancakefactory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:47 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
but it wasn't one out of five in a series. it was one out of thousands of different series. I picked five as individual as possible looking ones.
lordofkullab ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:53 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once I was installing the original Starcraft from a CD I had lying around. It got to the CD key entry part of the install, and I didn't have it handy. Frustrated, I typed in a bunch of random keystrokes and hit 'ok'. It worked and the game installed.
Jaboomaphoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:50:09 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That reminds me of this theory I heard. It states that we take in everything that happens around us but our brains can't focus on all of it at once so we take in most information subliminally. For example: You might have walked by that locker while it's owner was opening it, saw the combo in your periph and even though you didn't sit there and intentionally try to memorize it, the fact that it took place within your vision was enough to imprint it in your subconscious. Then when you made the bet you managed to tap into that memory by listening to your gut. I think it's a neat thought
Tobu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:10 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That, or the matrix was experiencing memory corruption; some of the padlock's data structures bled into counter-strike's address space.
But we can't discount the possibility that our reality is Discworld-like. This guy's sincere belief he knew the combination was enough to bluff the padlock into giving way.
Tobu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:21 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or the matrix was starved for entropy and some of its PRNGs started up with the same seed.
magicminus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:12 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, did this happen on Bainbridge Island?
Tax_Ninja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:13:39 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reading this to my wife and she comments "hey, that was my locker combo!" Might be a common combo (or things might be getting weird.)
counter-strike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:05 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
is your wife's name Stephanie?
Tax_Ninja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:35:45 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, shucks.
reddmau5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:54 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Confidence is everything. This goes for talking to girls as much as fucking with quantum.
joannchilada ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:58:27 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I seriously think that was my high school locker combo.
Edit: Either that or 6, 34, 24 - but it was those three numbers. Is that a common Masterlock thing or something?
thefebs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you play it off like you knew it would happen, or did you get really excited?
woahmygawd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dead Bolt?
Arbybeay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was once in a navy base, and I did this with a PIN lock.
CitizenJake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I opened lockers in Doom 3 by pressing random buttons, but damn!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Similar thing happened to me in third grade. Me and a couple of classmates had been allowed to go back to our classroom early after something. But when we got there the door was locked. A few nights earlier I'd seen a movie where a character "charmed" a lock (which was a combination, not a key lock). But I figured I could do it anyway. I click at the door for a little while, then it opened right up. I was convinced I had powers after that.
Pravusmentis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what was in it?
ventdivin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
and this is how I cracked the copy protection of Maniac Mansion
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This has happened to me once in the past when I was very young. My friend had one of those combination masterlocks (red) and I took it from him as a joke. I took it home actually, and while watching tv I was spinning it randomly, and it just popped open. I made the mistake of closing to try and do it again so he didn't believe me when I told him I had opened it.
hillside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to work at a gas station/car wash. You had to enter 4 or 5 digit codes into the keypad to open the In door. I must have guessed at least ten of them with not that many tries. With that luck, I would guess more likely a glitch though.
hansn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 17 or so I would carry around a deck of cards to do impromptu magic. One day I do a "is this your card" find, where I move the chosen card to the top of the deck. My friend decides it would be funny to say "no, that's not my card, my card was the six of clubs," or some other random card when his card is shown.
The way the trick works, if I had screwed up it would likely be the next card down. So I pick off the next card down and low and behold it was the six of clubs, the card my friend had chosen randomly. We was suddenly convinced that I could pick any arbitrarily chosen card out of the deck at will.
Team_Lift ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My friend did a similar thing with a baseball game. He asked us to turn over to check the score on the Rockies game then bet my friend a Dollar that Todd Helton would hit a homerun on the next swing. Of course he took the bet. Next swing homerun. It was crazy. Out off all the at bats and swings that year he maybe hit 30 HRs. Blew my mind.
GoldenShackles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A number of years ago I had bought my sister, who was maybe 30 at the time, a WiFi router and was setting it up for her.
The final steps required logging into the computer and make it connect. Her account was password protected and I joked about being able to guess her password.
I got it on the first try.
It wasn't anything that shows up in typical lists you can find of common passwords, but as the name of someone close to her it was certainly guessable.
Still, given that we had lived in different cities for a decade and only talked with each other a few times a year, it's eerie that I could read her that well.
Haro_Kiti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a similar experience. I was in the dinning hall just hanging out with some friends and I made a bet concerning my superior eyesight. The bet was that I could read the small numbers on a dollar bill from a full table length's away. So I go sit down at the end of the table and someone random whips out a buck. I can't see anything but a line of blur but I just slowly start listing numbers anyway. After the first two numbers my friends tell me to stop. At this point I think I am making a complete ass of myself because one of them stands up and says "everyone, you have got to see this!". So now I KNOW that I am just making an ass of myself seeing as there is a crowd of like 25 kids stong and everyone is just smiling at me like they are going to pull a prank. I figured that they would all just cheer when I was done and then crush my excitement under a wave on embarassment. SO I take a deep breath and just keep reciting numbers and of course their reactions match my expecations of the prank. Well I keep going, trying my best to keep cool under their building excitement so that at least they won't know that I am embarassed when they ridicule me. Eventually I decide that the game is up and that I should stop and I say "the last number is -" (I can't actually remember). At this point I was met with an outcry of "fuck", "damn", "shit", "so close". It turns out that I had guessed every number correctly but that last number. Then my friend Andy says "it's okay, the bill is kind of dirty so of course he couldn't see it. haro_kiti you've still won your bet." Winning was cool and all because that meant I got to play first on the pool or ping pong tables every break for the next week but the best part was being known for legendary eyesight for the next couple years of high school.
boothin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Similarly, when I was young, maybe 6 or 7, I was at my aunt's house. She had a huge safe, almost to the ceiling, probably 3 feet wide, 2 feet deep, with all her important documents and expensive stuff in it. I was watching TV in her room and decided to pretend to be a spy breaking into the safe. Spun the dial around randomly a few times, turned the handle, and it opened. Felt like I was magic, so locked it back up and tried again, but failed :(
panjialang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I predicted 5 out of 6 lottery numbers correctly in a row while they were being announced on TV. I was jumping up and down on my right foot, just calling them out. By the time I got to the 6th number I was so excited that I became self-aware of what I was doing, and I missed the last number.
ShanghaiChung ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thats not a glitch thats just called a criminal
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time at work I was playing with the lock on the cigar cabinet while talking to the cashier, and I asked her "What do you think the odds are of me getting the combination right" I stopped randomly dialing the numbers on this three digit lock a moment later and to my surprise the lock opened when I proceed to pull on it.
dugFreshness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT THEM BUNS.
ChiefBearPaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did the same thing myself, I was walking by some lockers at school and i just spun the lock in a random order and it clicked open, I felt like a god.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes stuff like this happens to me when I'm watching sports. Let's say I am watching baseball and right as the pitcher let goes of the ball I think "Yup, homerun." And that's what happens. Or I'll watch hockey and I'll think "They're gonna score right here." And it happens within like 10 seconds of my thought.
leleh2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Similar story. In middle school I was using a vending machine with my friend next to me. I told him that if you press the button twice really fast you can get two sodas. I put in my money, pushed them twice fast and got two cokes. I was completely bullshitting but it worked.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Only 10 bucks? With a feat like that, it would be no less than 60 dollars I think. Maybe cap it off at 4584792465 dollars.
Thumbz8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I did this with my friends Iphone, on my first try, totally drunk, and she called it creepy. Pissed me off a lot.
Andynym ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once randomly guessed the birthday of my friends dad. March 7th. I had no reason to even be guessing his birthday in the first place. Just seemed correct.
cm3pyro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that was my lock combination in middle school.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Poof. There went all of your luck. You could won the powerball but instead impressed your friend in an empty hallway.
Irishactuary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Slightly similar. Me and my friend were driving past a domino's about 4/5 years ago and my friend says (bragging) "I know the guy who owns that domino's you know." I said (jokingly) "Yeah me too." Him being a bit bitter about his story not going down as amazingly as he wanted said "Oh yeah? Whats his name?" I say "... ehhh Joe Mullan" Expecting to get laughed at. Turns out the guys name was Joe Mullan...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That happened to me but with a locker that happened to have my old combo from a different school. Was some weird shit.
Helarhervir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I also had a strange locker experience. My Lock combo was 9 11 21. I got it in 4th grade, or rather, in September 2001.
parlor_tricks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I guess this would be the place to add my experience.
I was going through a bad patch in life, and decided I would fix things so that I could be happier, starting with dealing with the fairer sex.
Fast forward, and I find myself talking to this girl who is definitely out of my league, and somehow not making a complete moron of myself and the conversations turn to birthdays.
Now there are times, when I feel weird, like nothing I can do will go wrong, or this weird sense of confidence.
She said she would give me 3 chances to figure it out.
I very calmly tell her a date.
There is an extremely long silent pause on the other end of the line. I cant stop myself from smiling and laughing.
Sadly my wife barely remembers the incident anymore, and in my attempts to become more normal I seem to have lost my connection to whatever it was that used to make my life interesting. There are many other weird incidents like that in my life now that I think on it. I can usually guess numbers decently close - but maybe thats just subconscious processing.
I have had some really weird dreams, and can/used to be able to lucid dreams, which I would use to practice flying (which is insanely fun). I've also almost freaked myself out flying - I went so far up that the earth started resolving into a sphere. I suddenly I realized that I was surrounded by the infinitely vast nothingness of space and that if I flew any higher, the tenuous connection that I had to the earth would break. Let me tell you, suddenly realizing you are at a place where your connection to directions like up-down lose meaning, is terrifying. The fact that I went back to sleep, got a hold of my dream and started flying all over the place is an achievement considering how close I came to waking up with a heart attack.
Wow, there are other weird dreams I'm remembering - I had this vivid dream of some guy on the top of a building, who started playing the violin. Except the music was so astounding that I woke up with tears in my eyes. It has been the best music I have ever listened to.
youngdumbnfullofcum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Grade 8 cultural fair? After school presentation in the school gym? This sounds very familiar. Are you me???
laceblood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Had something similar happen. I was waiting in line outside a classroom in grade 7. Randomly put my locker combo in someone else's lock. It worked. Freaked me out haha.
RedLeader7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This "cultural fair" sounds like a way to weed out the illegal imigrants
greenhelium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once shared a gym locker with 2 other guys in middle school. One of them was kind of aloof and left our locker unlocked. Over the weekend, someone stole the lock. I saw a lock just sitting on top of a different line of lockers, and decided I may as well try my combination. It worked. I didn't think much of it, I just figured I got my lock back. Then a few hours later I got called down to the front office, because someone had found my lock. I wound up with 2 locks with the same combo, that didn't originate in a pair.
TL;DR: I found a lock with the same combo as mine on the first try.
JookJook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:34:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
4 8 15 16 23 42 sounds more right to me for some reason.
gutoandreollo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once, I think it was on 4th grade, I had this really weird dream. I was sitting in class, the teacher had written the national anthem on the board, with some blanks for us to fill with the correct wording.. Now, the Brazilian Anthem is REALLY on it's own league in portuguese, with lyrics that would seriously rival Yoda written by Shakespeare.
So, for some reason I paid really good attention to my dream, and even told some of my friends about it, and WHERE the blanks were..
Fast forward some time, and we're on music class, with civics theme.. The teacher says we're going to have a pop quiz, but she forgot the sheets at home, so she's only going to write the National Anthem on the blackboard with some blanks, for us to fill.. It never occurred me anything unusual, by then.. So, I wasn't paying attention and just being chatty on the back of the room.. then my friend, sitting besides me, calls my name.. When I look at him, he's pale white.. When I asked him what happened, he just pointed at the blackboard.. And there it was, like a glitch on the matrix, as soon as I looked at the board I saw the exact image of my dream, with the EXACT words blanked out, as I'd told my friend, and as I later figured out, he'd written out "just in case"...
MangoDobbins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Washington State, hmm? Arlington?
tambrico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I did the same thing to a lock in middle school. Sometimes you just get lucky.
backlash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this was my combination in high school! was the brand of the lock Master?
Atario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:31:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Little did you know, the locker was broken and couldn't lock.
DJFracture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This may be pointless to say but I swear on my own head that was my Bike lock combo in middle school. I really wanna go find that lock now and see if it will open a black hole or some shit.
That genuinely gave me chills.
vicvm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I took one of those SAT study courses way back when and we played a game to demonstrate our probability of guessing the right answer. The instructor would tell us to choose A, B, C, or D. We'd mark our sheets and the instructor would let us know if we picked correctly.
I guessed correctly every time in a row for almost 30 guesses. Everytime we got the right answer, we'd get a quarter. I thought that was kinda neat.
Sofiztikated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:48:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a similar story.
Myself, and about 40 other kids were on a bus trip to Alton Towers. (It's a theme park in England) We were staying overnight in this outdoor adventure type place, somewhere in fuck knows where in Wales. We landed there late, must've been at least 1 am.
There were 4 different dorm type buildings, and we were waiting for the caretaker to come and tell us the code for the lock, it was one of those 6 button combination jobs, you know, 6 buttons, numbered 1 -6 and a twist knob at the bottom that will only work with the correct combination?
Well, we were one of the last groups he was getting to, I was cold, tired, hungry and sick of waiting in the cold wet Welsh night. I walked up to the door, and just pressed 4 numbers at random. I didn't even know how many numbers it should have been, these 4 just seemed right. After I pressed the 4th one, I turned the handle, and the door opened!
That was about 14 or so years ago.
sidney_crago ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't mean to be a Debbie downer or anything but those combo locks they sell for school kids are such shit that you can be as far as ten digits away from any given dial and still get it to open.
xtremeradness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:55:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FYI patrol here: All middle school lockers open with a gentle breeze, because children can't be trusted.
BillyWilliamton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:00:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back in High School, my friends and I were at Home Depot and there was a large safe on display that used a keypad for entry. I hit four random numbers on it and the light on it turned green and it opened. We couldn't get it to open again after that.
Squirly ยท 660 points ยท Posted at 03:28:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Two years ago (*edit:3yrs) I had a dream that an meteor ripped through most of my house and my neighbors house. It reminded me of something out of a war movie when a bomb goes off and my roommate and I are disoriented and semi deaf as we walk around the fire and rubble screaming and looking for roommates and neighbors. It felt very real and painful and was horrific, I woke up really shaken and told my roommate about it in the morning. About three hours later my whole house starts rumbling and we hear the sound of like a turbine engine powering down directly over my house followed by two huge explosions. We run outside and there is billowing black smoke we run around the block to the houses on the other side and see two houses completely ripped through by a fighter jet. The houses were completely destroyed and what was still standing was on fire, we tried walking around and yelling to see if anyone was in the houses. It was then when my roommate reminded me of my dream. I like to say coincidence because I dont believe that, but I still can't explain it. Some photos
*edit: tl;dr - dreamt meteor ripped through mine and neighbors house, same day fighter jet rips through houses behind me.
spyd4r ยท 479 points ยท Posted at 05:27:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
kinda like donnie darko
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 07:42:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One creepy bunny short of Donnie Darko.
red_cat_dicks ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 09:04:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And about 20 bald people short of Breaking Bad
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:44:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fiiive golden riiings!
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 08:58:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it was a test from god. RETURN THE ARTIFACT
EmuSoFly ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:58:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bet his roommate's actually a bunny in the same way Nick Swardsons roommates are his parents in Grandma's Boy.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:06:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The series of events for OP is gonna be unfortunate.. At least he'll get to bang Jena Malone though.. lucky bastard..
8HokiePokie8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:48:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly what I was thinking haha
DrManhatt4n ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:30:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I find it kind of funny
spyd4r ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:44:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i find it kind of sad
segarrett ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:33:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had. it's true.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Frank
iamstephano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
beat me to it.
navarone21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I stopped reading cuz I thought the OP was clowning, then I read his TL;DR
ariden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know, I almost didn't read it for that reason. I thought it was a troll.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:29:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Only more happened in that one paragraph than the entire movie.
Irielle ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 09:24:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wild. Thankfully you were okay! Was anyone hurt? That looks like a pretty bad accident.
My crackpot theory is that emotional events have some sort of shockwave into the past. There are way too many stories like this (knowing that someone died, or whatever) to be chalked up to chance. There's actually an experiment where they monitor a subject's brainwaves/galvanic skin response/heart rate/what have you, have a computer randomly flipping through "normal" images (flowers, landscapes, people doing regular stuff) and "intense" images (gore, sex, crazy shit) and people start tensing up a few hundred milliseconds before they see intense shit. Would link but on my phone reading in my bed freaking myself out. Some solid googling should work.
KryptosV2 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 10:00:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember that video. The graphs fluctuated slightly before each image (the viewer anticipating the image), but the only difference was that most times when a gore or graphic image was shown the fluctuations were much higher than when they saw peaceful imagery.
Blows my mind thinking of the ramifications. Maybe we have tachyons but don't know it.
DaneGleesac ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:35:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A guy lost his two kids his wife and his mother in law. Just settled for a lot of money.
Irielle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:28:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh that is so sad. With a crazy crash like that there had to be some fatalities. Poor guy. Money doesn't solve everything but hopefully that can help him toward a fresh start.
Again thanks for sharing.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:42:02 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, towards an 18 million dollar fresh start.
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 05:03:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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Squirly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
he was so close to not hitting anyone, there is a valley that amtrak rolls through about a block behind the houses he hit.
de1ty ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 05:36:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Donnie Darko?
hownao ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:18:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know how Native American shamans would have spiritual visions gifted to them? Yeah, same thing here.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I was going to say that you can't pick what you believe in if what you're trying to believe against is real.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:23:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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GimmeCat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:55:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Never thought of that, but it's an interesting theory... we can basically explain everything about our conscious mind through neurobiology, but consciousness itself is a mysterious beast indeed. Of course, it's extremely unlikely to work the way you describe, but it's still fun to imagine the possibilities.
The3rdWorld ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:56:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
they reported 'odd results' in a series of tests where they got the participants to read the answers AFTER they'd done the test - it might not make much sense from our common sense understanding of time but then relativity and etc don't either. We might be storing memories on or in atoms which can be affected by time distortions or as you say simply react to a broader sense of time.
and yes some science-zealots are no doubt already crying that i made a mistake saying 'store on or in atoms' - but stop and listed; scientists have successfully built a fully working transistor that is just one atom in size, IBM have been making huge progress with magnetic anisotropy as a means of storing data on a single atom. As yet we simply don't know the in's and out's of memory - just because it seems impossible that we'd have 'visions through time' doesn't mean there aren't theoretical models which would allow it.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:24:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Rather than guessing, educate yourself. I'm a bit of a science zealot and I'm not going to throw out your ideas but it's definitely worth getting some firm and reliable knowledge in your head about quantum physics and the like.
As a start Google the double slit experiment. I'm reading a book written by Brian Cox which makes it very accessible.
The reason I say this is because things like photons behave like particles and waves and a something else we can't imagine. The photon that interferes with itself in the double slit experiment does so for some crazy sounding reasons but there are rules, equations and experimental data - it's not voodoo and a free-for-all. It might inform your thinking and ideas. Right now I'm mind-boggled by the fact that our bodies are made of stuff that obeys these quantum rules.
PunishableOffence ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:43:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The way I see it, particles are a construct we've developed to categorize the discrete phenomena waves exhibit. Everything about the double-slit experiment becomes much clearer once you do away with the illusion of a physical particle.
Subbuteo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:05:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was staring at myself just the other night and wondering how I could be part of the same quantum mechanism as a star etc. All that probability and yet it looked so stable, and that very stability is what I crave but it seems like just another illusion in which I live by.
rebelspyder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
heavy man
The3rdWorld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
thanks for you kind words and i completely agree with your sentiment however i feel you have have under-estimated me; which is quiet understandable i am making wild statements about science and yes a lot of people do this - however my thoughts are bound by a love of science and a passion for understanding. Of course i don't understand quantum theory entirely, wasn't it feynman who said 'anyone that thinks they understand quantum theory doesn't understand quantum theory...'?
Modern science has ruled out a lot of woo, i'm among the first to laugh at the free-energy crackpots and healing water loons; the principle I'm offering though isn't quiet like that -it's actually logical.
We've learnt some pretty amazing things lately, a Fourier transform is a heinously complex mathematical operation which 'decomposes a function into its constituent frequencies' using conventional transistor computers it takes a lot of cycles to complete however the interaction of atoms themselves can physically perform this equation far faster; a single molecule computer demonstrates the amazing complexity of tiny-tiny things; by vibrating the atoms against each other you're able to perform something akin to placing one apple next to another to add 1+1 into two.
The human brain is amazingly complex, interactions on this scale happen constantly - the human brain isn't a simple transistor based machine or a simple quantum computer but it's almost certainly using functions of both as part of it's system. The subliminal brain is known to perform amazing feats, we haven't managed to make a computer scared yet - maybe the processing power that would take involves chemical interactions; that might explain why we have so many complex chemical messaging systems. The human olfactory system uses quantum effects to smell, we can't even begin to guess what other systems use some form of quantum strangeness. Talking of strangeness, this is strange it's mindbogglingly strange yet cell mitosis happens all the time inside your body, we understand bits of it but we're no where near understanding all of it.
As i mentioned magnetic anisotropy has been proved as a way of storing data, information stored on the spin of an atom! We don't know how much data capacity or processing power the human brain really has, people work it out by weight or neuron count but they're always illustrations and heavily beg the question as science never should. We do know the human brain performs tasks our best computers can't even dream about, heh, dreaming being one of them.... I'm not saying the i think the brain uses magnetic anisotropy but it could, it could use complex molecular Fourier transforms and all sorts of strangeness - working on this scale could well leave it open to some of the other effects we see when we go smaller than last years smallest thingsยท
CERN is massive and hugely basic, it can sort of guess where something might have flown through it - in quantum standards it's the first microscope - sure we can see sperm (one of the first things discovered with a microscope) but we can't see cytoplasms or DNA. We don't have a finished version of sub-microscopic physics, not by a long shot. What we do know does cause a lot of crazy questions to pop up - a spooky effect at a distance is more than just idle theory these days, flip him up and his partner flips down; to explain this kind of thing involves 11 dimensions and a whole range of assumptions; some of those assumptions will be wrong. Time doesn't work properly, mass doesn't work - elections don't spin round a clump of stuff they exist as a cloud of probability appearing more than one place at a time and appearing other places only half way.... Yet it's interactions on this level which make everything else work, it's this level which causes suns to burn and oceans to flow.
Now, consider the implication of evolution just happening to stumble across a way of arranging molecules that resulted in a useful mathematical result but left itself open to the occasional off effect. Just for ease of explanation lets say it's got a little tree of places to store information, a neat little network of atoms are sitting spinning in certain directions and happily storing my data - then a invizibatron collides with a reallyverysmallatron and zap it into spinning the other way; no worries the brain flips it back before too many are corrupted just as computer ram might. Tuesday the 14th of August 2012 an event happens which is so crazily significant that when you learn of it the whole thing will become burnt in your brain for the rest of your life, like the time Shakira squeezed past me while i was holding her drum-riser and pressed her ass against my hand - this simultaneous violent action of storing and repeatedly reviewing and restoring the same information could cause some form of standing wave or chaotic ricochet which propels a force through the dimension by which these things are linked to themselves and each other and bursts like a wave against the physical versions thus triggering them to adopt the spin they will have in the future. Suddenly that face will appear in your vision, those eyes, those pleading eyes and pained jowls, that sound - ugh,that sound! it'll all be neatly in your memory ready to recall, sure it'll probably fade a bit or almost entirely but for a while you'll have a good working memory of something which has happened in the future.
There's no law of physics preventing time travel and that's true even if this guy's a bit kaku... Quantum Time Travel is fascinating and a massively unfinished field of study. Macroscopic time travel doesn't need to be possible (although it probably is) and wizards and fairies don't need to be involved - we don't even need to send whole photons back (which has been done) it's just information exchange - that time moves forward is as strange as it moving backwards when seen at this scale.
sturminator99 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:30:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
perhaps what you were dreaming was what happened in a different dimension created by the chance of the plane crashing into your house
thewriterben ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:53:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A similar thing happened with me once, also involving a jet crash. I believe it was 2003, and my hometown which has an airforce base (which an episode of X-Files was based upon once, the town name changed but by golly the friggin licence plates on the cars were exactly the same county the base is located, E=Elmore County). Anyways, we were too cheap to pay at the gate, so we went behind the base and watched from the desert behind the runway.
So we find this nice spot and for no reason at all decide to move further away. Well, as the show went on the Thunderbirds started flying and one of the pilots had forgotten to set his altitude and lost control, crashing down in a vicious fireball. Well, where we had moved from was close enough to the blast that we would have been bombarded with heat and possibly shrapnel.
The pilot ejected and was okay besides the fact he got demoted to a desk job, but I gotta say seeing a jet crash was the most shocking moment of my life. Yes, I do have video taken of the crash, but not taken by me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuzVl5Z4xdU
schmeryn ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:05:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Donnie Darko?
OrderChaos ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:12:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Funny I considered watching this movie not 5 hours ago
MonkeyNacho ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:20:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That was over three years ago, homeskillet. Then again, you might really be a time traveler.
sedsnewoldg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:21:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did the air traffic controllers daughter die of a heroine overdose recently?
You're lucky the police didnt search your meth van if it was this close to the wreckage: http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-201_162-4655966-8.html?tag=page
planet808 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:35:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
something like this happened to me too in high school.. i had a dream that my friend's perfectly normal, healthy black lab was sick and was walking across his kitchen floor and collapsed right in front of us... so, in the dream, we built a pillow fort around him made from couch-cushions and a bedsheet and i bandaged up his head with gauze or something. and we just pet him until he fell asleep.
normally i don't tell people my dreams, but this dream was so strong and i couldn't stop thinking about it, so that day at school i told my friend about the dream. then about a week later we went to his house after school and his dog was not there to greet us as usual. we asked his mom where he was and she said... "it was the weirdest thing... he was walking across the kitchen floor and just collapsed. so i took him to the vet." then my friend and i just looked at each other with wide eyes. turns out the vet discovered the dog had cancer and they had to put him down not too long after. :(
tl;dr - i killed my friend's dog with my dream
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:50:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You've entered The Twilight Zone.
Nurse_no_purse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:29:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I lived in San Diego when that happened. My co-worker lived in the house on that corner. Said it was the craziest experience of his life.
ThomasFoolhardy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:56:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For the interested
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:16:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Goosebumps. Yikes.
ender21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:01:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is your name Donnie Darko perhaps?
Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You got a head-start it seems?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:31:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow I thought you were reciting the plot of Donnie Darko. That's cool, I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:52:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had a similar reoccurring dream of being outside with my family when an atomic bomb hits. Like every single gruesome detail plays out, and it's super unsettling. Hope it doesn't turn out the way yours did.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:06:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Ameliorat3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think I remember seeing that story on the news... There was a jet pilot who ditched his plane and it came down and hit a couple of houses and some people died... very unexpected, very unfortunate. I'm assuming this is the same incident?
paetactics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:09:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Grew up in San Diego and when I heard about this story originally I could only think of Albert Hickman. Also went to the school that this guy avoided...
NateTheGreat68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact of the day: that "disoriented and semi-deaf" condition is called shell shock.
Also, don't leave us hanging! Were there any deaths?
Squirly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
unfortunately yes a man lost his whole family wife, two kids, and mother(in law? not sure)
D_Steve595 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me, Squirly, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Close doesn't count.
Krushed_RED_pepperR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was on the Aircraft Carrier that the jet launched from. Whole ship went into "oh-shit" mode when that happened. Glad you did not get hurt.
Serpens102 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I call bullshit. If this was the case you would have a story in the paper relating your "experience". News media eats that shit up.
wackk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
An the breaking bad RV remains unscathed.
Avalon81204 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have had dreams of planes hitting my house about once a month since 9/11. Freaks me the fuck out.
PhysicalEd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have to say. I really hate browsing photos on news sites where it reloads the page for every picture.
imacyco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. I remember that. I was in San Diego for work and it happened a couple of mile from our vendor's office.
Pr0metheusMusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You live in La Jolla? I remember that fighter accident. I live just north of La Jolla
jeffdn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
UCSD student, eh?
Squirly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yup, plus this happened during finals week.
awesomepossum858 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I need to get you in touch with one of my buddies from the corps, he works 7051 which is the guys in the green military firetrucks and silver fire suits. A few days before that happened, we we're at a bar in Mira Mesa having a little boot camp reunion talking about deployments and what not. He hadn't been deployed yet, but he kept talking about this vivid dream that a house was gonna get blow up by a jet and it made no sense to him. The next time I saw him, I brought it up and he just looked at me like I was retarded and denied it. The 3 other Marines that were there all swear he said it, and kept adding details only he could have described. He still doesn't believe us.
Dr_Awkward_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you from Pensacola, Fl?
Kasdfkl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As I was reading this, I thought you were just being clever and ripping off Donnie Darko. Then I saw the link O_O
dstrichit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:30 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How long ago was this? A few years back I had a dream almost exactly like that. A house that didn't look at all like mine, but I knew in the dream that it was "mine". All I remember is a giant object falling from the sky, completely shredding my "house" and an adjacent house. Walked through the rubble, disoriented. Woke up really shaken.
Our subconscious minds are crazy cool.
The Human Species itself is capable of some pretty amazing shit.
arxeric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:25 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ I remember this story
Wow man that's insane
headsniffer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:27:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That pilot was a coward for not going down with his plane when he saw where it was going to crash. If he could have spent his last millisecond diverting it from those houses, it would have been better spent than all the remaining years of his life. Go ahead and downvote me, reddit.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:43:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Best guess: you dreamt of meteors because of the noise of jets, possibly close above your house. Either the length of time between the dream and the crash is shorter than you remember, and it was the same jet (so maybe it was the sound of the first engine failing), or else it was not the same jet and the military have not told the whole story about what happened that night. Possibly there was something dangerous and loud going on above your neighbourhood that night, but the military don't want to give details, so they said the crash was an engine failure.
Squirly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:05:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
theres several jets over my house everyday, its just something you get used to in sd. The dream happened in the middle of the night and the crash was something like noon? The military was pretty transparent about it, he had one engine malfunction over the ocean, had other safer places he could land but didn't think his other engine would give out, when it did he tried to drop the plane in a embankment behind our neighborhood, undershot by about a block and hit the houses.
[deleted] ยท 1056 points ยท Posted at 02:53:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I was driving home from my girlfriend's one night. Going home the back way. Where I live is very flat, so the road I was on was dead straight with no bumps small hills or any places the road got higher or lower or anything like that. So I'm just driving straight, got my highbeams on because there's no one around, and I can see everything in front of me. There's no houses on either side, no driveways, just fields. Nothing behind me either. Out of nowhere, a car appears about twenty feet in front of me, driving the opposite direction on the other side of the road. I was going pretty fast so I pass them quickly, and when I look in my rearview, there's nothing there. Freaked me out so bad I had to pull over and gather my thoughts before I could keep going. Still freaks me out to remember it.
edit: spelling.
edit 2: A ton of people have been saying that someone was just driving with their lights off and turned them on to freak me out, but this doesn't make sense because I would have seen them much sooner with my highbeams on. Someone threw out the idea of microsleep, which I may have experienced and been woken up from by the other car's headlights. There's probably some logical explanation for it, but I like to think of it as my experience with glitches in the Matrix.
[deleted] ยท 2147 points ยท Posted at 04:04:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 04:05:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shit... you've got a good point. I guess I'm a lucky one...
goatpriest ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 06:03:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In this universe. You probably died in the other one.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 10:18:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In which he has a sick goatee.
inyouratmosphere ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:17 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The darkest time line
MaeveningErnsmau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On the wheels On the tabletop On the handles with your shirt off On the floor On your heels again
nreisan ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 05:47:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
he is already dead lol
achievable_chode44 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 05:52:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THEN WHO WAS THE DASHTYLE?
squarefan80 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:57:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that sounds like the title of the movie that this scene is in
Yondee ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:58:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Then Who was the dasytyle? Premiers on December 22, 2012.
Written by achievable_chode44
Directed by Yondee
Starring squarefan80 as dashtyle... maybe
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 06:14:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
he's the black guy?
Lots42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:52:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He's the -rapping- black guy.
skaguyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
at least I dont feel like the asshole for saying it...
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 06:12:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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le1ca ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:25:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You wouldn't be able to see them in your rearview anyway.
pururin ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 07:27:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something unexplainable happened? Better pull over into a dark forest and catch my breath.
redfox2600 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:15:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Sorry, you won't be able to sleep afterwards but it's related.
part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOyzAJ5Kiz8
part 2:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MT99jzuUJI
I_happen_to_disagree ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:46:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NOPE NOPE NOPE
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
posting to save as well
WadeK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can't figure out how to save your comment, so I'm posting here. Don't mind me.
L1M3 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:03:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit Enhancement Suite lets you save comments.
zkiller ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:17:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit Enhancement Suite!
L1M3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:24:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for compensating for my laziness
WadeK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:18:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've got that and I'm not seeing it. :(
L1M3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:27:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For me it adds a save button underneath the comment, next to the reply button. Works just like saving a post.
Maybe check to make sure you have the most up to date version of RES?
AnAngryOgre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:39:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. Shows permalink, parent, source, report, save, and reply.
marquizzo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:59:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. I'm creeped out as it is, so I'm going to save these two videos for when I'm surrounded by people and the sun is out.
ffffruit ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:22:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hear a very strange metallic noise coming from the kitchen downstairs, like a thousand chains being rattled by a large organic mass.
Better go and check it out while in my pijamas.
Lots42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your -sexy- pajamas.
achievable_chode44 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:55:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Why do your pants smell like you may have soiled yourself? Do you work somewhere smelly?
Lots42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:13:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Because I did?
Well, I did. But I don't understand the tagging system myself.
Hulk used to frequent the shitty movie theatre I work at.
icarusbreathes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HOLY SHIT IT'S POLTERGEISTS
Lots42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:00:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hulk Hogan would totally destroy ghosts.
Etheo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:10:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you calling him black? That's racist you know.
camelCasing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:55:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It depends. Pulling over on a dark road while alone is dangerous if you're scared or whatever. If you do shit like that with a COME AT ME BRO attitude, you're usually the last to die or the one who survives and gets away with the girl.
Unless you're in the ones where evil spares innocence, then it's the kids/disabled/innocent ones that get away while you go out first or second in a blaze of glory.
DoZeYLoVe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This just made me LMAO!
kopo27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just hope he's not black!
musiclover55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:59 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So I wasn't the only one that thought that then?
Mister9Incher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:09 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He's the black guy
Rathwood ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:40:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, him and the black guys.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:49:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You pulled over on a dark road alone after that? Your the kind of person who dies first in a horror movie
FTFY
achievable_chode44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, you're
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
(โฏยฐโกยฐ๏ผโฏ๏ธต โปโโป
GrammarFuckingNazi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think he's trying to point out the fact that:
(There is no houses on either side)
is an incorrect use of a contraction.
AetherAeternus ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:39:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Man, don't be racist.
munificent ยท 732 points ยท Posted at 03:59:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You probably fell asleep for a minute while driving and the car woke you up.
[deleted] ยท 119 points ยท Posted at 04:02:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Plausible, definitely, but I clearly remember the whole incident. I fell asleep at the wheel when I was 16 and totaled my dad's new Jetta, was honestly lucky to get out unharmed, and since then I've always been hyper aware and cautious when I drive, almost to a fault.
ReallyCoolNickname ยท 161 points ยท Posted at 04:12:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They're called microsleeps, and many people who are fatigued and experience them are not aware they fell asleep at all.
[deleted] ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 04:13:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I wasn't particularly tired or fatigued at the time, but hey, it makes a lot of sense. Wouldn't be surprised if this is what happened.
edit: Only thing this wouldn't explain would be not seeing the lights behind me.
[deleted] ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 05:08:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some cars like your dads totaled Jetta have always on headlights (assuming it was an mk4). But tail and parking lights only come on when you turn the light knob on. Maybe the car swerved to avoid hitting you and went into the field? Maybe the car was part of your dream and not real? Maybe you where still blinded by the headlights that when you turned around you didn't catch the dimmer taillights? The world may never know.
larwk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:33:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think a better explanation may be that since they could have been the "always on" type, the other driver forgot to turn them on. Headlights but no tail lights. Of course in a mirror you should be able to see SOME sort of light if it's the middle of nowhere and they still have their lights on.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 05:49:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Vaernil ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:24:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I never actually did it but this idea crossed my mind many times.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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NeverSeenThatBefore ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:05:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The car may have turned off the road or something.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, there may have been a side road I missed, but I drive this road all the time and it's nothing but fields on both sides.
Workchoices ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:20:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They turned off their lights to fuck with you.
KillerFuzzball ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:11:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some guy was being a road ninja. He turned his lights on to pass you, then shut them back off before you could see them in your mirror.
Elysian42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:27:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably it. Me and my friends used to do this.
Railboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:29:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Busted tail lights? Really rapid turn? Maybe you scared the cab driver just as bad and he ended up sliding off the road into a field?
Somebody needs to bust out a CSI-style computer simulation.
IJustCantGetEnough ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Taillights out?
TroutM4n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe they were driving with their lights off, turned them on when they saw a car coming, then turned them off after they passed you?
SarahPalinisaMuslim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What if it was someone walking and they had a flashlight, they turned it on to make sure you saw them, and then got lost in darkness after you passed?
birdbrainlabs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember reading a story about a roadie driving the RV after not very much sleep. Driving down the road, sees too low overpass come out of NOWHERE. Slams on the brakes, turns the wheel and manages to slide the RV on its side off the road. Gets out of the car, no overpass (just dreamed it/hallucinated it).
The funny part about the story was actually the guy who was wedged into a sleeping compartment above the driver who didn't wake up and had no idea the next morning why the RV had mud down one side.
dimensional_dan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Microsleep before and after would explain it though
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:34:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you're jolted awake from a car appearing out of seemingly nowhere, you're going to be pretty buzzd after. I doubt you'd fall asleep for another few minutes at least.
Pyromaniac605 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:02:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The lights are at the front of the car, they could have been obscured by the car it self.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:04:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There are lights on the back of a car, too, though...
Pyromaniac605 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 05:10:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, brake lights and indicators, they wouldn't be on unless the car was braking or indicating, and it was a straight road, wasn't it?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:12:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, but there are also tail lights, so if their headlights were on, those would be too. Anyway, any number of things could explain this. There's probably a logical explanation to it.
Pyromaniac605 ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 05:34:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lots of cars have tail lights that are very low down, a few centimetres from the ground even, could part of your car have been obscuring the lights?
ChuckleKnuckles ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:51:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have literally never seen a car with tail lights any less than a foot or two off the ground.
Pyromaniac605 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe their tail lights were broken or something.
arsenal1994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe the car was just at an angle where the bottom half of the rear windshield frame would block them
Manae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:12:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's hard to not see taillights behind you even driving on mountains. It's far more likely the other car only had daytime lamps on, the taillights were dead, or he was driving without lights and just flashed them on while passing to freak out dashtyle.
arsenal1994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or, a wild card, maybe he had like smoked-out glass lights?
Pyromaniac605 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:16:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I was thinking too, but that would depend on the type of car.
agentstartling ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:28:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep, and you're never really awake.
autopsi ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:43:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Microsleeps are HORRIFYING.
I_AM_A_HYDRALISK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:20:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Microsleeps used to happen to me a lot as a kid. But i was never doing any physical activities during them. I would usually be lying in bed anyways, right as the sun was about to come up and i would notice definite change in lighting. Then i would usually feel really tired after them and fall asleep as usual. I would describe them as "a blink of sleep" because it literally feels like you blink and a large amount of time has gone by.
autopsi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:08:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At my last place of employment I used to work overnight. On my lunch hour, I would go to my vehicle and take a nap. What occurred next, I was never prepared for.
I would have constant nightmares ranging from waking up to the sun shining and normal people headed to work (meaning I slept thru the remainder of my shift) to people sitting in the car watching me sleep. Each time, as my mind became aware, I would recover and I'd only been 'asleep' for ~10 min.
There were times I would 'wake up' and be laying in the back of the car, frozen in fear, because some animal was in the car, completely lucid, and the hallucination would wear off and I'd be, still with my eyes open from the dream, sitting up, just like the dream, looking at an empty front seat.
Once I was used to them, I would go back to sleep, knowing that I would, most likely, be woken in horror. It was kind of like going to a haunted house.
Jasonrj ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:56:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I used to have a long boring drive to work and did this probably about 50% of the way on a very regular basis.
It's crazy to have been driving for a few miles of curving roads and have absolutely no memory of it at all. Or to suddenly "wake up" after being the only car as far as I could see just half a second ago and now suddenly another vehicle has literally just appeared out of nowhere directly in front of me.
I'm always amazed that when this happens the passengers in my vehicle never seem to notice, I guess my subconscious drives quite well.
profsnuggles ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:02:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a delivery driver for Pizza Hut. Most deliveries are a blur to me because I daydream to and from stops. My subconscious actually makes my head nod in the direction I'm supposed to turn so I can come back to reality and go through the motions. Kinda cool.
Jasonrj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:05:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nod this way good sir.
Knosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bring trees.
DrXenu ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:52:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wow, i have sleep apnea and i have noticed that when driving, i stop paying attention to the road. safely driving the speed limit as i normally would if i were paying close attention and i sometimes jump from area to area. This happens day and night times and especially when i would wake up early for work and i havent used my CPAP. I really just space out in my own mind and either just vividly think about things while autopilot take me further and further to my destination. An hour long trip of strait roads can feel like a ten minute drive and this happened often when i drove an hour to and from work.
Microsleep explains a lot, of what i experience driving or in games before i was diagnosed with sleep apnea, but to say driving is dangerous doing it is just a generalization. I notice changes in traffic flow and hazards just as quickly as if i was paying full attention to my driving and in fact drive a hell of a lot better than most douchebags in the dallas tx area.
moonblade89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thats quite an interesting story. Like how if we do tedious, repetitive tasks we kind of blank out and "wake up" hours later. Is it somewhat similar to that?
DrXenu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it is like loss of awareness less than sleeping or waking up. From driving with my wife and different people in the car i seem to look attentative and fixed on driving while i preform the task but i only come out of it when either there is a change in pattern, AKA cars stop, stop sign, left turn, etc etc. I dont gather any details about cars around me and sometimes i realize i am following behind someone that i didnt notice there before.
It is just shifting back and forth between awareness of my surroundings more or less, but if there is any changes in pattern then i immediately notice and react as if i was attentatively paying attention the whole time.
I dont know about tedious and repetitive tasks (tedious in my definition requires attention to preform) but as far as simple repetitive tasks I would often shift in and out but not nearly as much as driving. Then again driving is just as natural if not more than walking for me I never even think of what i do other than how the car preforms. When i reverse i think of the car turning to the right to reverse properly into a spot but not think ok i need to reverse the direction i would normally turn in so if i want the rear of the car to turn right i have to turn the wheel right. It is just occurs naturally how to handle my car and i am assuming why it is so much easier to do this driving than doing other things.
moonblade89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:09:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Having just gotten my license, I aspire one day to be your prodigy
enim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
These are the worst, ever. I used to get them while driving every once in a while. Scary shit. And by the way - chances are good you DONT remember them.
brent_dwb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:43:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Scared myself half to death with one of those once.
I was running very low on sleep, again, and while driving I suddenly realized that I had no recollection of having driven the previous block.
Scary shit indeed.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:18:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or highway hypnosis.
MREpooper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:32:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me all the time in the early morning. I frequently will wake up, and then seemingly teleport to the bathroom and re-wake up while taking a piss or something. It's wierd because I live in a college dorm with several bathrooms on my floor, so I never know which one I'm in until I get out of the bathroom and look around.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can confirm this just from nodding off in class - you're never quite as awake as you think.
MamaGrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do this more often than I like to admit. In my job I always have a timer running so I know how long I spent on each task. Now and then I "blink" and the timer just went up 2 minutes or so..
callumgg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ah, science has the answer :)
introspeck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got into a minor accident from microsleep. I was very tired, driving home from a friend's house at 1 am. I distinctly remember approaching the intersection, seeing the red light, beginning to apply the brakes... then suddenly I'm in the intersection and a car is flashing by in front of me. I just tapped the back end of his car and no one got hurt - but if I'd entered the intersection slightly sooner he would have t-boned me right in the driver's door and I would have been seriously hurt.
It gets odder. I was unemployed, my mom had passed away recently, and I was driving her car. I was due to inherit it but hadn't transferred title, so I'm not sure the insurance would cover it. I'm kind of panicked about this whole thing. Then I find out the guy I hit was an off-duty cop, though from another city. Now I'm really shitting bricks. But he was oddly unconcerned. We do trade insurance information and phone numbers. I'm nervously telling him I know someone who does bodywork, maybe we can do it off the books, I'll cover all expenses. He's like "oh, I'll have a friend look at it, don't worry about it." I called him a couple of weeks later, he answered very quietly, "I took care of it, thanks." I could only guess that he was out visiting his mistress or something like that, and didn't want it to get back to his wife. I got lucky on that one!
tamrix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:05:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm saying it was a car parked on the side of the road and your headlight light it up when it was close. Then as you drove away it was no longer illuminated.
shoebane ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:39:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to deliver pizza. From time to time I would just straight-up hallucinate things at the end of long shifts late at night. I'd check my follow distance behind cars that weren't there, swerve to avoid non-existent pedestrians walking into the road. It didn't happen very often, but it kept me on my toes.
golfprouva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The pedestrian thing happened to me during finals at school. I was driving to 711 to pick up coffee after an all-nighter (slept 2 hours the night before that, and exam was that day). A little girl playing with a ball ran out in the road, turned, and looked at me with a blank stare. I slammed on brakes, looked again, and nothing was there. I drove straight back home and went to sleep. Fuck studying any more at that point.
TLDR: tired; hallucinated little girl in middle of road
NothingsShocking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If it was dark, he probably had busted tailights.
SchroederMeister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:41:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My worst and weirdest driving experience has to be when driving home alone at around 11 back from the country. Completely black as it was just raining and no one else on the highway. Had my high beams on and cruising down the highway when suddenly I just saw a bright flash of light on my left side appear out of no where less than 10 feet from my car. Freaked me out so bad I could barely drive the rest of the hour and a half trip. Stopped around twice to collect my thoughts. Never found out what it was.
salathiel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe their tail/brake lights were all out and they didn't use their headlights til you came around. Not too plausible, but maybe they are just a creepy driver doin that on purpose or something.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You can't always trust your memory, especially in a case like this where you were freaked the fuck out.
JediDwag ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:17:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it's probably this.
I used to work in a window factory, 10 hour shifts, with a 45 minute drive there, and a 45 minute drive back. At the same time I was in a local community musical production, so between work and rehearsal, I had been getting less than 5 hours of sleep a night for a solid month and a half.
When I would drive home from work, I would fall asleep at the wheel almost every time. This was some of the dumbest and most dangerous shit I've ever done. Despite my best efforts I would konk out pretty much every time, and I would suddenly come back to my senses anywhere from 10 to 30 seconds later going 65 miles an hour through a turn on a highway, still in my lane and still holding position.
Some freaky shit. I don't work there anymore.
gbchaosmaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:09:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This. It's also possible that the other car's tail lights were out, and the angle was just right that the car didn't look like it was there when he glanced in the rear view.
youwouldntknowme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:13:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...and once the crisis had passed, he then returned to his slumber.
ironcoffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a 20 hour shift in on a rural road out for oil sites once and started seeing things like deer and moose after a hour into my 2/12 hour drive. Could just been hallucinating but I don't know if you were exhausted like I was.
TheWildMiracle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And maybe it's tail lights were out too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:38:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Its more likely that somebody was drunk and fucking off and had their lights off and decided to scare the shit out of him.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Then where did it go?
Checkmate.
munificent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THEN WHO WAS CAR.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
CARL SAGAN.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:45 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's such a good explanation of it, people often don't even know they fell asleep at the wheel because it can be a blink-sleep.
muumuu88 ยท 249 points ยท Posted at 03:37:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same car?
[deleted] ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 04:05:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't see anything weird here. The fence is obviously torn from its left-most post, and when the cop car approaches it, it is shaking a lot. I think it's pretty obvious that the car drove over it and it sprang back. Cop was just too chicken to drive over it.
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 05:01:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also if there was some mysterious force that can go through things, I think they would be able to get their hands on something nicer than a Corsica.
Antranik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:14:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure I buy the story that the guy ran over the fence. Wouldn't the posts and fence be mangled up/bent like crazy?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:25:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Only in the movies. Those fences are pretty damn resilient. Alternatively, he could have run under the fence.
camelCasing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:09:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, do you honestly think that cop would get out of his car after that and not test the fence? I mean, that's just a basic human reaction to something like that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Video didn't show the cop getting out and checking the fence. So I guess I should just trust the announcer of a shitty tv program.
camelCasing ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:03:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or why don't you do this magical thing called "research"? If it made it to a T.V. show, there are likely other documentations of it that include more details. You're on the internet, stop trusting people and start checking shit yourself.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:06:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, what? Maybe you didn't get the sarcasm in my post. Ok, I tell you what. You do some research on a fence that was recorded on a cop's camera a decade ago and featured on an obscure reality show. See how far it gets ya. As for me, I have better things to do.
camelCasing ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:11:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, I thought you meant you were actually going to take his word for it. It's no gargantuan task, and I'm simply pointing out that you could find out if you cared.
By which you mean... Reddit?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is that not the most important thing?
camelCasing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:23:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fair point. All time to the glorious overlord.
pieanger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There actually is a whole show where they test multiple theories as to how this could of happened. I remember watching it a few years ago, but of course I can't remember what it was called. scumbag brain
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something like that. But I didn't see any backlights. Maybe they were rigged somehow. The car is a spy!
_AlphaOmega ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:01:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Plow through a fence into a field of tall grass and shut the lights off. At least that what I always figured happened from that video.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:08:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
idk, if you plowed through the bottom of a fence with a car wouldn't the fence be bent? Other explanation is it went around, if there was a way around
_AlphaOmega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like exelmans said it could of already been a broken fence but that's a good point. I would assume a car running over a fence would bend it pretty well.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:45:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It went UNDER the fence. Ran into the fence, bottom had little to no support, unlike the top. Any support for side section of the fence breaks, so it simply moves upward, scratching the suspects car to hell. The fence then simply falls back into place, which is why it is still moving when the officer approaches it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know cars have a light switch.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:21 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do know this. But... I was sleep deprived... :[
S-cr-tAg-nt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:11:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Those are chain link fences. There are models which would be hard to overcome because they have a bottom rail (a tube basically) where the wire is attached.
On the other hand, cheap models, offer less security and don't have such bottom rail at all. You can basically pull it up stretching the mesh to pass below it with some ease, specially on large fences with a lot of distance between the posts. Also the mesh is attached using metal tension bands that could snap if pushed hard enough.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damn you. You're right.
thelibrarina ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:13:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if it's the pixellation or what, but the darker areas of that video look like silhouettes of people. I keep wanting to look behind me, but I'm afraid to...
finnsandneedles ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:44:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whatever you do, DON'T BLINK
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:36:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So many whovians in this thread. I feel accepted!
erasethenoise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:41:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The angels have the car!
camelCasing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:04:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's okay. I've almost got it. Just... if it start breathing on your neck, close your eyes and put your head down. It's faster that way, you'll barely notice.
HollowScope ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:37:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, this one
WhatevahBrah ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:09:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Actually, it was this one: imgur
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:43:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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ripripripriprip ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:00:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did they ever figure anything out about that?
fanaticflyer ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 04:09:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just saw some response saying the fence might have only been attached at the top; so the drunkard drove right through it but the cop stopped short of it. That's a reasonable explanation.
Glothr ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:41:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's essentially what the crew of Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files came to agree on. They tested the theory by only attaching the fence at the top and the car drove right through. MYTH BUSTED!
Technicolored ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:20:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
but how long did it take for the fence to settle? Because yes, this is plausible, but I don't think the fence in the "ghost car" story had enough time to stop swinging from something like that
Glothr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:58:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Here's a link to a YouTube clip of the episode in question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhqFhHpq2iM&feature=related
Skip to 8:30 if you just want to see the experiment that debunked it. From what I could tell the fence settled pretty fast.
Technicolored ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:19:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit thats cool, and thank you for very politely accepting and nurturing my speculation on the matter at hand.
Glothr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:26:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not a problem! Questioning things is very healthy and should be adopted by more people :)
ripripripriprip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reasonable? I suppose. It just seems like the fence would have moved/been wobbling a little.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:50:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Saw both, almost as Matrix glitchy as my story...
Dustinexists ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:57:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus took the wheel
everyothernametaken1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:02:12 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh I love you! I thought of this car after reading the top comment on here about the car and the barricade.
RedLeader7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:30:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The car probably hit the cyclone wire fence, snapped the wire holding it to the posts then the fence slid over the top of the car. After the car passed the fence sprung back into place.
FactsEyeJustMadeUp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
exactly...
TheFItyP ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:24:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for posting that. It's 6 am here and I already feel like the internets are worth it today
thatmattperson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Its 12:00 in the afternoon and i feel like something is behind me. Thats freakin scary!
Brootal420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmCWEEKRLfk
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My head is so full of fuck right now.
stealthshadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've now turned on the lights and become vividly aware of every sound in my house.
camelCasing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:07:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My ceiling is thumping and there's a mirror behind my. Whyyyyy.
Vaernil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:34:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Dude, mirrors are fucking scary. At night I can't look at one more than a few seconds before weird thoughts start going in my head and I'm afraid the other me is going to smile at me or some other weird shit.
Too many movies I guess, but it still creeps me out.
camelCasing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:05:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Consciously I know it's just extremely polished chunk of silver. It has no (or all, depending on your definition) colour, so it reflects al light, and I can see myself in it. It's no more threatening than the geode on my desk.
Subconsciously, it's both unnatural and filled with horrors beyond my unfortunately vivid imagination.
London-Lass ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:14:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to, as a kid, dream quite frequently about looking in the mirror and suddenly my reflection moving. Or smiling. Or laughing at me.
That, and doppelgangers.
Gibber.
sackofballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Definetly the batman, or at least a poor version who can only afford a shitty car and magical wire fence
JohnnyHammerstix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same car?
AGD4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've made some pretty dumb decisions in my life, but deciding to view this thread at 3am takes the cake. Gnite all.
lessadessa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you pause this video at 1:48 you can see that the left part of the fence is pushed down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=G6UHLd_zxuo#t=108s
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is their an explanantion for this somewhere or is it still a mystery?
yowhatupmayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:25 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wat
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, that was so retarded. It's just a normal chase with "scary" editing, probably for a Halloween special.
jesus_____christ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:54:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you fucking kidding me? "The car suddenly reappears"? Seriously, has no one else noticed the lines in the road jumping an inch to the side at the exact same moment?
ThatUsernameWasTaken ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:35:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ಠ_ಠ
Zashule ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:01:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
@ 0:39 footage clips ahead 1 minute or so. Watch the time up top.
Edit: Downvotes deserved. I didn't watch the whole thing... /shamed.
camelCasing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Entirely irrelevant. The mindfuck part is near the end.
Gideon1993 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 04:04:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he was driving with his headlights off just to mess with you then turned them on and back off when he passed you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this too, but with my brights on I would have seen him before I did. I saw everything in front of my really clearly.
coupoin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:47:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ninja mode
cartopheln ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:04:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One of my friends does that, at 4am on dark desert country roads. More than once we saw drivers freak out and their tail lights wavering as they try to regain control of themselves...
Not sure if really funny...
Gideon1993 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ya, my friend used to do it to. Made me want to punch him.
GoDawgs34 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:13:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The ol' mirror in the middle of the road trick. classic.
jesus_____christ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:55:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my dog. That would be the best/worst prank.
EllmoreDisco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:21:35 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly what I thought. I'd bet good money he just drove past something very shiny.
TheWolfofMibu ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:38:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NEVER. PULL. OVER.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:39:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seems to be the consensus here... Never actually realized how dumb that was until now.
tennantsmith ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:16:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe they turned off their lights as soon as they passed you. Sounds like an awesome prank to me.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:18:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The problem I have with this is that I would have seen them sooner with my brights on. Another poster mentioned that I might have experienced a microsleep, and the car lights woke me up from it, but it doesn't explain not seeing the lights behind me.
tennantsmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Freaky
TeacupPig ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:59:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was it a Delorean?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:13:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What if the car was blinded by your brights and ran off the road.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:14:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I probably would have noticed it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:03:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ha just trying to make you paranoid
WarmTaffy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:30:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You pulled over in that situation? You brave soul...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:33:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Someone else pointed that out and said I'd be the first to die in a horror movie... Can't disagree with them haha.
this_is_difficult ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:40:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Similar thing happened to me once. It freaked me out, but I knew if I didn't turn around I would regret it for at least seven days. So I spun a 180 and shot back down the road. Turns out it was just some moron playing pranks on drivers. I threatened to call the cops on him, and he took off. I hate people who mess with the roads.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Plenty of people are saying this is probably what happened, but my problem with that is that I would have easily seen the other car with my high beams on. There's no way I wouldn't have seen it.
dailydoseofdave ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Clinton road, NJ? (sorry can't find a good link) supposedly a car will appear out of nowhere and tailgate the shit out of you
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:33:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've actually heard of that one, but no, this is in Virginia.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:25:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
>I had to pull over and gather my thoughts
"I'm driving alone in the middle of Fuckall, USA, there's no buildings in sight, and I just saw a ghost car drive past me and fucking vaporize. Yep, better pull over."
Thormic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:14:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My explanation for this would be that the headlights were not headlights at all but two poles with reflectors on them spaced apart down the road and slightly out of line. I've had this happen to me where you highbeams will make them appear as bright as headlights and if you're going fast once your highbeams catch them they look like a car. Once you go past them there is no intense light to reflect so you can't tell they were there.
Grannytr0n ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:18:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
His back lights could have been out. I just need a reasonable explanation so that I can sleep tonight.
phlegming ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:28:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
did you get laid?
simplyOriginal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:06:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If your going through hell, don't stop!
CarryLineUh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:46:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
most important part of the story, dashtyle has a girlfriend! good for you, man
iWantedToKnowThat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happens to me all the time.
pseudosara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Might have been some other local kids messing with you. They'd keep their lights off, then turn them on when getting close to you, then turn them off again once you had passed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Plenty of people are saying this is probably what happened, but my problem with that is that I would have easily seen the other car with my high beams on. There's no way I wouldn't have seen it.
T-Martin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Where do you live??? I am from an area that sounds exactly like that (We are mocked because it is so flat) and a I had a very similar occurance. Driving home down a back road with a friend, again no turn offs, houses or other roads, we both see a car approaching from behind us and it just vanished.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Virginia
T-Martin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Close... Saskatchewan here.
winsWithoutaKnife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Where in Virginia? It's probably not gonna be my area but, worth a shot...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hampton Roads.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like Illinois to me :/ I come home at 3AM some nights and I start seeing things, it gets weird out here with nothing but your mind to play with you.
ashamanflinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My dad told me when he was younger he was driving on a road with no lights on, just cruising, all of a sudden he passes someone doing the same thing and they are within inches of each other.
You.could of just passed one of these dumbshits like my dad who turn the lights off on country roads.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Possibly, but with my brights on I should have been able to see the car well before I did.
jizwham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
hold me
GerbilString ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he was driving without his lights and did this to Fuck with you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Plenty of people are saying this is probably what happened, but my problem with that is that I would have easily seen the other car with my high beams on. There's no way I wouldn't have seen it.
decktech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fast car, no lights, possibly a drug run?
Klowned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes, on a straight road, when I pass someone I kill my lights and roll on for a few seconds, until I'm behind a hill.
I bet you pissed yourself.
HollowScope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Going home the back way."
Giggity
SampleBins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Roads like that are sometimes built up just a little bit so they're actually a few feet higher than the surrounding fields, so that there's a ditch and a touch of rain doesn't wash out the road. Maybe the car you passed went off the road as soon as it passed you and when you looked in the rear-view it was already in the ditch.
OnlyHasHalfAPlan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like an Unsolved Mysteries story.
brent_dwb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was driving late one night and suddenly a few large sticks fall into the road from the car in front of me. These were big enough to use on a fire and hitting them would have been bad news.
I did some mad swerving to avoid them and was pretty pleased.
But ... when I looked in my rear-view mirror I couldn't see them and the car behind me didn't swerve or anything. And when I looked at the car in front of me I didn't see anywhere on the car the sticks could have come from.
To this day I can't decide if the cars in front and behind me managed to drive over them in a way that they didn't hit the wheels ... or if I simply hallucinated them.
(I was running pretty low on sleep at the time but I didn't feel that tired ... have gone longer without sleep ... and never experienced any other hallucinations that I'm aware of.)
I just can't get over the cars in front and back of me seemingly not reacting to such giant sticks in the road.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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coffeebeans10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this actually happens to me a lot, and other people have noticed it when I was driving as well.
fluba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I went to school in a college town surrounded by rural areas. Was driving back into school late at night on a back road - small houses, farms, fields, etc.
I went over the top of a hill and was going down when I thought I saw a farmer in a cut-off light blue shirt and dark overalls seem to trip over something on the side of the road and fall backwards. Immediately I swerved around him - left then right while stopping (luckily I was only going about 35 since I couldn't see anything). When I stopped and looked back I saw nothing. Turning my car around to the direction I came from, nothing was in the road, the side of the road or anywhere my headlights pointed. There wasn't even a farm house on that dudes side of the road.
Scared the fuck out of me and began driving back to my school apartment a lot quicker.
coffeebeans10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to deer camp one year on a back road, we turned a corner, and through the headlights saw the shadow of about three people in the middle of the road, which we lost sight of for a second on the way up a hill. not even five seconds later at the summit of the hill, there was nothing there. Pissed my Dad off, freaked the hell out of me.
swtorjunkiiiiie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
not sure why but it reminded me of this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgDd6dLn6ZU
SelectaRx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh my god! It just disappeared. It's a ghost car!"
DangerKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
maybe the lights were off...NorthAmerican cars have the headlights always turned on by default..but not the back lights
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdhhQhqi_AE
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
maybe his tail lights were out?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The cars tail-lights were broken.
House_of_Harkonnen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So the car is busted with dead tail lights?
mesmereyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have had a few weird "visions" kind of like this although not all of them are at night. I get really disturbed by them because it's just a visual of a person walking in front of my car, and when I blink they have vanished. Each time I have asked my passenger if they saw it, each time they have said no. And of course when I drive and look back there is still nothing.
MrConfucius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same thing happened to me, except it was in unison that me and my 2 friends said "WHAT THE FUCK" after seeing the headlights and no remnants of a car. Microsleeping may explain one person, but dicks to the lad who argues we were all hallucinating the same thing.
BreeBree214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he turned on his headlight right when he was 20 feet in front of you, then turned them off. Also, his taillights were broken?
gotrees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:41:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Near where I live there is a "ghost truck" that multiple people have seen. It drives along this mountain road, drives straight through one of these, and then completely disappears.
paleolithic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There are people who run drugs at night with night vision, leaving the headlights/running lights off. This was probably one such car.
Leppter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like they were messing with you, probably pissed you had your high's on in their face so they turned the lights off. You wouldnt see them until they flew by, and since theirs no lights they would dissapear into the night.
cascadianow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:10:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My bet is one one of those black drug smuggler cars. They are black, drive at night and very fast with their lights off so that if cops radar them they think it's a glitch. Maybe got up to you then turned on their lights. After passing killed their lights and floored it.
That's my only guess =) good story
killboydotcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:21:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They were probably dorking around driving with their lights off, turned them on just as they approached you, then back off after going by.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You drove past a mirror or very polished surface.
BurgerBoyBarry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:03:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
car driving with no lights on?
gobows11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:19:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of an intersection I was at once at night. I turned left when there were no cars around and I was startled by police lights in my rearview. But when I looked, there was nothing there.
mettyc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Possibly just switched on its lights when close to you then switched them off when past you? Possibility considering how stupid many people are...
GraafEg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:32:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry to much about this, it's a well researched phenomenon we call polderblindheid. It can happen when performing an autonomous action like driving a car in a very very monotonous surroundings like a stretch of flat land with little to no external stimulation. Drivers can completely miss other cars or bends in the road when it happens, or experience a sort of asynchronous disconnect between events happening and actually mentally registering the event. So, not supernatural, but it can be dangerous.
Fealiks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:38:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It probably just had both its tail lights out or something.
ryanmcco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:39:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds vaguely like the stories of the London underground, where late at night when the trains have stopped the engineers walk the track.. on occasion they meet people coming the other way.. one one occasion the guy coming the other way had an old fashioned lamp, they had a conversation about the lamps and parted... when the guy got out, spoke to his boss who said that there should have been no-one else down there.
so they both walked from opposite ends to find this guy, couldnt find anything... It would have taken some balls to get me back in that tunnel.
You also hear stories about seeing indents being made in the stones on the track and the noise of the stones moving as if someone is walking past, but there is no someone!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:10:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Microsleep. Very common and perfect explanation. It is how many accidents happen.
Siurrose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your story reminded me of something similar that happened to me when I was younger. I was sitting in the back seat while both my parents are in the front. We are driving along a narrow and windy road. I am facing out the back watching the car behind us. I get bored watching that car and turn around to face the front. To my compete surprise, there is the exact same car in front of us. I quickly turn back and the car behind us is gone. There was no one in front of us before. I freak the fuck out and tell my parents, they dismiss it with a laugh but I swear that car passed right through us...
InteEnz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:09:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I want to upvote this with great vehemence, but 666 points? COME ON!
perezidentt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:25:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your bright lights may have causes them to swerve and crash so that you couldn't see them anymore.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The car probably turned off the road just as you passed them.
Johnny_Suede ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Its a g-g-g-ghost car! There are ghost cars all over these highways you know.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You were driving along an empty straight road and it was late. Your attention probably faltered. Most likely the other car had its lights off, or only had its lights on for a brief amount of time while it passed you, and that's why you didn't notice it coming towards you and couldn't see it in the rearview mirror. Maybe some people like to turn off their lights at night and drive by ambient light (maybe a weird hobby or maybe hiding from someone). A straight road with nothing around would be the safest place to do that. It would be smart to turn on your lights while passing a vehicle though, just to avoid accidents.
deltaeta395 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Similar thing happens to me on I-64 between the same exits. It happens every other time I drive east.
A vehicle will be passing me on the left and just, be gone. The weirdest times happen at night. I can see the headlights in my side mirror, getting closer, and at the point when I should see them with my peripheral, gone. Headlights on the road just turn off. Every time it happens, only 2 vehicles on the interstate in viewing distance. The only way they couldn't fully pass is if they do a U-turn, which involves going down a hill and being forced to slow down considerably. On that stretch, easy to see for a mile.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
maybe their tail lights were out.
florian0815 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
maybe you fell asleep for a moment and for the secound part of the story: faulty backlights?
DuckBrush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If it was really dark, maybe their taillights were out, explaining why you only saw them coming towards you. :-/
kojak488 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On a similar note I was driving and came up on a T-intersection. I look left for three seconds and it's all clear. I look right for three seconds and it's all clear. Glance left again and nothing's changed. Glance right again and nothing's changed. Look left to pull out (since I'm turning left) and suddenly there's a car there that my brain failed to register twice. It freaked me the fuck out that I nearly pulled out and would've gotten T-boned.
Uberninjaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of field? A corn field?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If the car had its lights off, it would be easy to miss even with your high beams, particularly on a long road when you've been driving for a while - you wouldn't be constantly scanning the road with a lot of effort, you'd be sort of relaxed until you saw a car. Then they would have switched their lights off after passing you.
Even knowing this, I'd still freak the fuck out!!
d3gu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was driving to my auntie's house, which is a few hours from mine, so it was getting quite late as I approached her town. I was going down a back country lane (in England, there are lot between fields/forests and they're notoriously badly lit & winding) with my full beams on. The area my auntie lives in is known for being very foggy/misty, and the road is very flat and bendy. Anyway, it's easy to see cars coming and going, as everyone has fog lights and headlights on.
I was starting to approach a tight bend in the road, and I notice a car coming up very fast behind me. There is no T-junction, turn-off or anything; it was a single road with a bend in. As I finish rounding the bend, I glance back to see if the car is there (in case it overtakes me), and... NO CAR O_O
I really wanted to stop and check (my first thought is that it missed the bend and came off the road, but there was no crashing sound), but it was a very dark, cold, rainy night (horror movie music) and TBH I was freaking out. Drove on at top speed. I drove there again a few months later in the daytime, but I couldn't remember the exact spot.
I told my family as soon as I got there, we refer to it as 'ghost car' now :)
LurkerTroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A wild car appears!
LeafyTortoise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cliffton Road, NJ?
shutyourgob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe their rear lights weren't working? If it was dark (you had your beams on), the brightness from their headlights could create that temporary 'blind' thing you get after looking at a bright light in darkness (like when you turn the light off after going to the bathroom in the night) and in your rear view mirror you might just not have been able to see the car against the backdrop.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
have you ever done acid?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope.
biscuits88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've read this story before... And the replies. But this was posted only 15 hours ago and i read it months ago... Freaky.
shipmaster1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe someone put a giant mirror on the other side of the road. When you came close enough to the mirror you saw the reflection of your car but when you turned around there was nothing there.
DonSoares ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me once too. It was sleep. I was driving home in the inland empire in Cali, and there was a long long stretch of road that was perfectly empty and straight. I was kind of in n out of sleep and suffering hard to stay up. out of nowhere there was a car in front of me, just brake lights and i slammed on the brakes b/c i was going to hit that car. as i skidded to the stop i slammed into the back of the car and it disappeared. hallucinated it.
seb4790 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well one time in the broad daylight while I was fully awake passed a green truck and then I look in my rear view mirror out of habit and the green truck isn't there. Nowhere for it to turn or anything, just straight road. Twas strange.
0alexander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:21 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Highway Hypnosis?
Considerable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he was ghost driving (driving without headlights on)? My friends and I do this sometimes to freak each other out when we are on straightaways at night.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is what I thought at first too, honestly. But the thing is, I had my brights on and definitely would have seen the other car before I did, even without its headlights on.
samreich ยท 261 points ยท Posted at 04:16:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My family owns a house on Cape Cod. The previous owner was a white supremacist with an autistic son named Jimmy. Jimmy was known for putting on a trench coat and fedora, climbing trees, and shooting cats and dogs with a BB gun. When my parents moved into the house, they found a bunch of Nazi paraphernalia in a bedroom. They put it in the shed, told the former owner they had a week to get rid of it, and then threw it out.
Of course, at the age of seven, I didn't know any of this. That's when I was "visited" five nights in a row by a figure in a trench coat and fedora. He didn't have any detail; he looked like a silhouette, like he was being powerfully backlit but with no light source. He would stand in the corner of the room, or sit there crouched, or sit on the bed opposite mine (my brother's bed, but he was at summer camp at the time). One time, he sat in a rocking chair, and when I looked later, he was gone but the chair was still rocking.
After a few nights of this, I told my parents about it. My mom called it a nightmare, but my dad was intrigued. He told me to tell the figure, "Jimmy, I don't have your stuff."
So the next night, when the figure appeared again in the corner of the room, I said, "Jimmy, I don't have your stuff." And Jimmy walked right over to me, put his face an inch away from mine, and then disappeared. I never saw him again.
Years later, I found out about the history of the house. I've often wondered if I had heard it before, and somehow suppressed it and then imagined my encounters with Jimmy. But he was and remains entirely vivid to me.
PaleMonkey ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 10:23:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your description of the silhouette being backlit with no light source is the best I've seen my own experience described.
I once saw such a figure in the lower floor of my house. We lived on a hill, and the bottom floor had large windows but felt like a basement. I used to sleep down there in the summer because it was cool enough to fall asleep. One night I woke up with sleep paralysis and saw the figure in the corner of the room. I tried to scream but the only sound I made was the rushing sound of air leaving my paralyzed throat. The silhouette had a haunting and invasive quality to it, like it didn't respect any boundaries.
I regained my movement and bolted to the computer room to find a rational and comforting explanation. Sleep paralysis, fine. Many cultures around the world have a different name and interpretation for the figure. Most tend to be more negative. Fast forward to about six months later. My sister and I are visiting my dad in the next town over. My sister tells us the exact same story. Same couch, paralysis, and haunting silhouette in the same corner. I had never told her about my story. We had an uneasy drive home that night and she was too scared to sleep in her room downstairs. Years later, I still don't like being down there.
smzayne ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:52:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sleep paralysis is no joke... Some of the scariest moments in my life is from this state. Scumbag brain.
enforce1 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:49:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
**IF AFFLICTED BY SLEEP PARALYSIS, HOLD YOUR BREATH.
YOU WILL INSTANTLY WAKE UP.
**
WAMFAC ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:55:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would like to see a subreddit on sleep paralysis. I've experienced it a few times in my life and would like to discuss the hallucinations. It still scares the fuck out of me.
WhatTheFuck ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:35:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What's wrong with /r/SleepParalysis ?
WAMFAC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was just searching for that and I didn't see it. Thanks for the heads up!
WAMFAC ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:57:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I looked at it, but it seems like more of a support group to help deal with it. My experiences, while frightening, are more like "roller coaster fear". Once I become fully awake, the images stay with me and there is a certain adrenaline rush that's pretty hard to explain, (but feelsgoodman.jpg).
I would like to share stories of the hallucinations, and have Redditors submit drawings or pics of the most common, e.g. The Dark Man, Angry Shadows and the Hag. Also, historical anecdotes and references would be welcomed.
How do you think I should frame something like that for Reddit?
EDIT: How can I create a "fun" subreddit on sleep paralysis without stepping on /r/SleepParalysis?
WhatTheFuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just do it.
WAMFAC ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:13:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Done.
http://www.reddit.com/r/Alone_In_The_Dark/
HoboZero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would subscribe that- it seems like everyone has a unique experience and people who have never had it find it fascinating.
WAMFAC ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:18:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty new to Reddit. How do you set one up?
HoboZero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know actually, I have never done it. It can't be that hard rite?
WAMFAC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Right! I'm supposed to be working on a project right now, so I'll look it up and send you a link when I post.
HoboZero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Excellent!
WAMFAC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well here it is. I don't have time to add my stories yet. I'll get to it later tonight.
http://www.reddit.com/r/Alone_In_The_Dark/
WAMFAC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just posted my first story. Any suggestions?
Arikuza ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:21:05 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I realize sleep paralysis can be seriously scary, but when I experience it, I can't see anything because I don't have any glasses/contacts on. Sometimes I feel like I'm missing something.
ban_radi0 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:08:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
|And Jimmy walked right over to me, put his face an inch away from mine, and then disappeared.
ohgodwhy.gif
spwmoni ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 08:58:05 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And made an urgent appeal for me to donate to Wikipedia.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:17 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i laughed too hard at this, thank you for comedic relief
abovemars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:56 on October 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
why th-th-th aank you
blackholedreams ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:39:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had at least two episodes as a small child with a ghostly woman watching me, and an alien abduction attempt episode when I was a teenager. Sleep paralysis is some crazy shit.
Nodaki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:03:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Having a very similar experience, it makes me wonder if I narrowly avoided death. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudden_unexpected_death_syndrome
blart_history ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:08 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How would they even know this?
abeuntstudiainmores ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 13:29:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
my cousin owns a home in upstate NY, its nearly 200 years old. The first night that I am there I wake up in the the middle of the night to take a piss (I am about 11 or 12 at the time). I open the bathroom door and standing right in the middle of the bathroom looking at me, like, "hey, I'm in here". He was a little boy of about 6-8 in 1920s or 30s attire! I freaked screamed and slammed the door, opened it and he was gone. My scream was enough to wake up everyone in the house. I was told that it was nothing and to go back to sleep. It wasnt for another several years that my cousin told me that there was a small boy that died their around the depression, he had fallen down the bumb waiter that lead from that bathroom to the washroom in the basement!! I still remember the kids face vividly (I'm 23 now). and it still gives me goosebumps when I give it any serious thought....
greath ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:34:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should try to draw/describe the face. Then, try to find out about the boy (what he looked like), and see if it matches your drawing/description.
abeuntstudiainmores ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:33:56 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit!!! that is a great idea!!! I'm gonna do it and for sure put it up on reddit if anything comes of it. ps. I am freelance artist, this idea should have occured to me forever ago!! thanks
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:50:53 on May 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
so did you find his face?
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:09 on January 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am super curious about the rendition.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:18 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
same
blonderocker ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:02:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want to freak anyone else out here, but what you're describing is known as "shadow people" or "shadow figures". Go ahead and do a quick google search of "shadow people" (more specifically "shadow people hat man" in your case) and you will see drawn images of the figure you saw when you were a child. Many, many people see a 'shadow-man' in a trench-coat wearing a fedora.
WARNING! Taking the fun out of it all: I would guess the move might have been a stressful event for you causing increased stress and lack of sleep, which are both commons factors for people seeing shadow people.
MrFinnJohnson ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:55:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like the google chrome incognito guy.
feelin7up ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:15:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, you've brought back a memory that I probably never would have had again. I used to see silhouetted men in fedoras with red eyes in my room. I was under 10 at the time. I started leaving the closet light on, but they were still there.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:01:10 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I often used to have vivid dreams about silhoutted men moving around my house at night. It was also during childhood (6-11 perhaps?) that it used to happen but I still remember them clearly. As a kid they used to scare the hell out of me because they always involved him being either inside the house or outside looking in, and I was the only one who could notice him. It would change a lot, but the worst one from my memory was one where in the dream we seemed to be sitting on the couch for an eternity watching television as a family, and he was just sitting outside on a bench in the garden. He just sat there the entire time, completely blackened out in the shadow but you could clearly see his silhouette.
What always got me about these dreams is that I was so paralysed by the fear of him being there that I never once talked in the dreams and nobody else ever noticed he was there. The other thing is over the years mentally I always assume it's the same person in the dreams.
The other thing that I find bizarre about all of these dreams that don't result in sleep paralysis, is that the figures in the dream never actually attack you, they're just always there as a lurking unknown presence. Which I think speaks volumes for the psychological reasoning behind them and why so many people seem to experience the same sort of dreams.
Nodaki ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:54:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was a victim of sleep paralysis on multiple occasions throughout my life including less than a couple of years ago. Anyone that has had this experience can tell you it feels like being victimized.
I have read up on the condition to know it is a physiological state of being stuck between REM sleep and waking. Whereas your body is still in the protective sleep mode but your mind is a different state. Usually, I can talk myself out of it and the panic feeling is lessened.
However, there are two instances which haunt me to this day. One was when I was a child and the condition came over me. I could not see anything but my cat frequently slept with me and started hissing, spitting, and growling looking up into the window until I was able to move again. He would not calm down for hours later, his fur stood up for a long time and his heart was racing when I was petting him.
I don't like talking about this one and I don't tell people I know about it. When I was in college in my apartment by myself the condition came over me. This was the first time I saw it. It was like a shadow about 6 feet tall but darker and deeper, where light would normally be in small quantities from outside street lights and such, the light was completely absent. It moved around my bed. I was petrified with fear and couldn't move a muscle and my throat was locked up. In every sense of the word it seemed to feed on fear. I am an atheist and the only thing that could come to mind to do was to recite the Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear from Dune in my mind. This started to work and words started coming out of my mouth. The shadow seemed to grow angry that it was unable to feed on my fear anymore. In a very feeble voice, I said, "I am of this plane, you have no power here." It made a growl/laugh and left the room.
zachm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:46:23 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Great way of describing it. So terrifying to feel like there's something with you in your bedroom and be unable to move.
Personally I think sleep paralysis accounts for most stories like this one (and alien abduction).
AbanoMex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:53 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
so awesome of you to recite the litany against fear!
Ryugi ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:35:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck. Jimmy could have actually been there. Maybe.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:12:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Sasquatch99 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 07:40:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh I have class in seven and a half hours, Why am I still reading these?
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 09:19:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
for this upvote.
carr0ts ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:27:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cape cod houses are always like that, aren't they? I lived in MA on mainland but every kid in my town had a cape house and we'd do a lot of ghost hunting in the summers.
(OT: op, are you samreich from CH?)
duty_of_brilliancy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently it's him: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/f66zc/i_run_collegehumor_originals_ama/
Also Sam... honestly Bro, that story is really scary.
samreich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:57 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The very same.
slybob ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:20:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once read a story about an autistic kid whose dad took him to many Shamans to try and cure him. All the Shamans said that he was a potential shaman and that most of themslves had autistic personalities. Thought it was a load of bollocks, but your post has me wondering...
(The book was The Horse Boy).
Irielle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:53:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think your dad gave you good advice. =)
yeebok ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:13:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Goosebumps on that one.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:37:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck this story. I'm going to bed soon.
DTF29 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:59:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyways.
Lots42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:03:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Chris Hansen, Perv Ghostbuster.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:26:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck this I need to stop reading this is not going to end well oh gawd why
Clefaerie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:03:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ugh. WHY DIDN'T YOUR PARENTS MOVE YOU TO A DIFFERENT BEDROOM!?
If my kid told me that, I would not let them sleep in the same bedroom that a man is potentially coming into every night.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Because kids have vivid imaginations and dreams. It is unlikely anyone was in his room.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Easy enough to resolve, just spend the night in the room with the kid. Just not in a place that would make it readily apparent to anyone entering from some place that isn't the proper door.
gnomishninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why the hell am i reading this just before bed, no sleep for me tonight.
saucermoron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You scared the crap out of me.
Slappie64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, I used to enjoy sleeping, well I guess that's not going to happen ever again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Disappeared how? Like he was there and then gone, or did he move and leave?
samreich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:08 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There and then gone. He essentially rushed at me, and then disappeared right when he would have run into me.
jaguarzxxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell duuuude this is nsfl. Or at least not safe for night reading.
moshisimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THE FUCK??? THE FLYING TRENCH COATED FUCK?!????
RedYeti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mad goosebumps brah...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This story more than any others in the entire thread gave me shivers. I get the feeling that many of these stories are fabrications. I believe at the very least that this one wasn't in any way fabricated. Love this story.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thats it!!! I'm out!
Snuffz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus fuck.
Fear tears, goosebumps and lump in throat verging on vomiting.
This creeped me out. Oh god.
samreich ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:37:18 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry. If it's any comfort to you, it's an entirely true story.
[deleted] ยท 2523 points ยท Posted at 02:13:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if this relates, but..
About two years into my relationship with my GF (we'll call her Susan), I had a dream about my ex. Dream went like this:
I was in my room (at my mother's house, where I lived at the time) slamming my ex. Balls to the wall sexing it up. I knew I was cheating on Susan, but didn't care. So in the middle of it, I look over to the window (which you can see the back porch from) and Susan is there, watching us, crying and mortified. I then woke up.
I thought it was a weird dream, but dismissed it. A few days go by and Susan and I are hanging out in my room. She brings up this weird dream she had a few days prior, and describes my exact dream except from her POV looking through the window.
Freaked me the fuck out, didn't say anything about it at the time. I still haven't said anything (five or six years later). It still weirds me out.
daniellemx ยท 1688 points ยท Posted at 03:17:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You need to call your ex and ask her if she had the same dream.
ZeroOneThreeTwo ยท 999 points ยท Posted at 03:46:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This could end badly
[deleted] ยท 876 points ยท Posted at 03:56:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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shsdavid ยท 1757 points ยท Posted at 04:31:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or threesomely
UnnamedPlayer ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 08:23:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Come on babe. All three of us need the closure! You know you want to!".
"... I don't know. What the hell.. I guess you are right."
"Great! Now just stand outside the window and cry while I bang my ex."
frugalfuzzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:17 on January 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
hi-lar-i-ous
Acidyo ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:56:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay but who is gonna be looking through the window during the threesome?
OverlordSoS ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 08:01:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me, a video camera and r/gonewild.
BEEFire ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:14:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
4g connection
icangetyouatoedude ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:26:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't matter, had threesome.
Megabobster ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 07:46:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is it a threesome if one of the people is just standing outside looking mortified?
OverlordSoS ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 08:01:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
From below the view of the windowsill, Susan is vigorously masturbating, crying of ecstasy.
So yup, Threesome.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:20:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"2 on 1" -/r/hockey
CptOblivion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:51:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Does it count as a threesome if one of the three is just standing there watching and crying?
isignedupforthis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:13:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I love the threesomes where your current SO is watching and crying.
ok_you_win ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:04:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Always go with the decision that makes for a better story."
xymostech ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:32:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would upvote you, but you currently have 1337 points, and I feel like it's against the law to ruin that.
hansworschd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:41:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
golden!
thedieversion ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:52:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Woah. Going along with the theme of the question, I just saw the comment made by daniellemx, and proceeded to correctly guess what all the replies said to it before I even read them, ending with "Or threesomely."
koleye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe he's still dreaming.
Cybii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I love you. Making me laugh in a bus full with other people.
zxzCLOCKWORKzxz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
well put shsdavid.
FoosYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm proud to have given you your 1337th Karma point - http://grab.by/byB1
shsdavid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you're the best :)
xG33Kx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"I had a similar dream, but she was sitting on my face..."
Kuresov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ohhhhhhhhh!
kismet31 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:53:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Threesomely is my new favorite word.
arsenal1994 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:01:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or really badly, in other words handsomely?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should be more skeptical.
meliaesc ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:14:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or in a threesome...?
BenHuge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or okay
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:44 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It already did
[deleted] ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 04:09:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly just might get high and email her soon. I'm wondering this now.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:58:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Report back with your results.
foolishnun ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:45:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And don't sell the bloody rights to Oprah!
firstsnowfall ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:47:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you need to get high? Just do it.
Amp3r ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:19:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do it. Do it. Do it. Seriously, do it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:31:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what you said.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:31:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
please do (without getting high) and report!
Thermodynamo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good idea on Reddit. Bad idea in real life.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:09:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Was my real penis or my dream penis better?"
skookybird ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:01:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And whether Thomas Edison means anything special to her.
mephidross ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:54:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
oldmanwilson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this 100x
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:50:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This kills the relationship
JMCSD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I wish you would do this!
DontJudgeMeMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
omg I laughed sooo hard
lateral_moves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If so, this could be like the twisted version of Explorers. Sexplorers! I'll leave it up to you to decide which of you is River Phoenix.
FalconOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I ... I must know this too...
TheMeansofProduction ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:49:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You sir, are a genius.
This must happen.
CrazyMarmoset ยท 2151 points ยท Posted at 02:40:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine if you were sharing the dream, so if you could start lucid dreaming, you could have shared adventure dreams.
legendairycockamouse ยท 591 points ยท Posted at 03:23:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Co-op mode!
Nightmarity ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:44:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I now have the idea for a mini series where 2 guys find an old dream sharing machine (a la inception) and they use it to delve into the worlds of their favorite videogames.
Generic_Redditor_13 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:12:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Too bad that patch isn't out yet
illusionoflove ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:09:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
glad my screen was far enough away that i couldnt spit on it. thanks for the lol
CarpeDom ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:33:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can't wait to try the special ops!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:45:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Family style!
johnnygrant ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:14:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
multiplayer
Bhoot ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:50:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This has to go to the top.
ragamufin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
with your ex girlfriend! yaay
[deleted] ยท 1294 points ยท Posted at 02:51:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And then they could use their shared dreaming as a way to extract information for corporate espionage...
ibrudiiv ยท 868 points ยท Posted at 02:59:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds interesting ... but what would we call it?
g8z05 ยท 2253 points ยท Posted at 03:10:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
S H U T T E R I S L A N D
KuanX ยท 738 points ยท Posted at 03:29:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pull yaself togetha Teddy...
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 03:47:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for this, I said it in his voice because of you.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:43:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Go sawcks!
tehnoodles ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:00:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I read this in Desmond's voice.
KuanX ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:17:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh brothah...
wamco ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:32:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We ah duly appointed federal mahshals...
PBlueKan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:22:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://garyc.me/bring/
Gseventeen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shutyour eyesland
quinbd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lol
Alyssinreality ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why you all wet baby?
crazyface1295 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As always your condecention KuanX is much appreciated
cockonmydick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant?
[deleted] ยท 230 points ยท Posted at 03:40:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://inception.davepedu.com/
IsThisWittyEnough ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:49:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Y U NO THROW? (โฏยฐโกยฐ๏ผโฏ๏ธต โปโโป
mebejamminmon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:23:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This needs to be a smart phone app, I could see so many awesome real life applications for it
liforrevenge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It is, there are.
Crystillictorment ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:13:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2yD4yDsiP4
TheSoleWitness ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:10:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Braaaaaaaaaw!
fireants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:49:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This deserves its own submission.
JenksAlamo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:53:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i click this button after every comment. still not sick of it.
tmaguire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:00:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You have no idea how many times my friends and I used to press that during English class...
PostsInceptionButton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:34:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey guys I got here as fast as I--oh. Well, I'll show myself out.
kygroar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/119/924/sweetjesus.jpg?1304464078
scorpion44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:10:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press
Nevertoofaraway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit! It's 3 in the fucking morning and I wasn't wearing headphones! Give a guy some warning next time.
[deleted] ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 03:21:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 322 points ยท Posted at 03:29:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:47:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did they? Or was that just a dream you had? Are you still in a dream? Is all of this a dream?
thesmartalek ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:49:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
BWONG!!!
xTRUMANx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:44:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's a mouthful. We should make a simple one-word term to describe that process.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:42:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
P O C A H O N T A S
jizwham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds interesting ... but what would we call it?
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A team led by Batman.
Csection ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
then u could practice INCEPTION, and get her to believe whatever u want...
fuzzytank ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:57:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We ah dooly ahpointed federahl mahshals.
jrriddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
DAFM. Dooly ahpointed federahl mahshals. That us to be my clan tag on call of duty.
beachescool ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:45:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just laughed so hard i woke my roommate up who was sleeping on the couch adjacent to me. +100 internets to you sir.
Vengefulrobot ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:56:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
T H E B A S K E T B A L L D I A R I E S
pgymjp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:17:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I K I L L E D H I M G I L B E R T !
fiyarburst ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:48:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In the dream, I hope they used C O N T R A C E P T I O N
HobKing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ibrudiiv with the assist!
dkoch0608 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:10:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, I think you mean...never mind, Shutter Island is right.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:31:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
S U S A N C E P T I O N
KaiokenX10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:24:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just woke up my poor gf with spastic laughter. Asshole.
Arconn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:35:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My upvotes. All of them. You made my shitty night funny, thank you
PippyLongSausage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:38:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This crappy comment will be the most karma you ever receive on reddit.
g8z05 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:36:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking about this last night as the votes rolled in. A year of redditting and I felt like I've been a solid contributor with some decent points to make, and yet an imitation of a played out meme will blow everything else out of the water. But, on the other hand, if it makes some people laugh then I suppose I've done my job here.
FrozenBananaStand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lucid dream sex would be awesome.
mdxterra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know why, but I just had a serious lol at my desk. This made my Friday.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That would be I N C E P T I O N
Beanstalk734 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
First time I saw an ad for Shutter Island, I read it as Shitter Island.
tmonz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WORST MOVIE
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
UserNum8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Killer Instinct reference! NICE. up vote for you
[deleted] ยท 185 points ยท Posted at 03:04:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...deception?
laterolus ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 03:12:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I see what you guys did there. Unless in just typing this comment in my dream and....rumble rumble...
MickiFreeIsNotAGirl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:06:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
YOU HEAR A TRAIN COMING.
laterolus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:10:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
..a train that will take me far away?... * the walls begin to shudder as the distant sound of metal clicking over and over grow louder in the distance*...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
decepticon?
barghest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
derpception
dazealex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
except with conception...
imakemsleepy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:08:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
INCEPTION.
[deleted] ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 03:12:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I N C E P T I O N
phishroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
(karma) I N T E R C E P T I O N
MyAlLikesPie ยท 210 points ยท Posted at 03:09:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why not Zoidberg?
sherlockspipe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But... as a middle name?
MyAlLikesPie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:20:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Ezekiel Zoidberg Jesus. That's from the bible.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
seriously, who or what is this zoidberg? besides a major upvote attracter? not kidding tho, I'm seeing this everywhere and starting to get just a liitle paranoid, haha
SnowyMahogany ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:07:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Zoidberg's a character from Futurama, made by the same people who made the Simpson's. Well worth watching in my, and apparently the reddit hivemind's, opinion.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
=D thanks for the explanation, I don't feel lost anymore. upvote!
EverythingsASpoon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:19:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A spoon
asininequestion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:19:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down is the obvious choice here.
NickToThePC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:24:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
BONER SOUP
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe Vanilla Sky?
lightspeed23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:19:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I N F E C T I O N
no wait..
SparraticDitto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Life.....
The_Adventurist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're waiting for a train...
usedtobeglasses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
and then freddy would come in
SortaBeta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But it wouldn't be your typical corporate espionage.
MrBookman ยท 1635 points ยท Posted at 02:48:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude.
TenBeers ยท 1166 points ยท Posted at 03:17:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa.
[deleted] ยท 1732 points ยท Posted at 03:30:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So much gangbanging.
[deleted] ยท 144 points ยท Posted at 03:58:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Girlfriends within girlfriends.
carnivalcluise ยท 286 points ยท Posted at 04:05:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"We need to go deeper" now has a completely different meaning
[deleted] ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 04:17:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ellen Page.
RokSkeptic ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 08:01:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Hard Candy. You'll never think of the same way again.
EDIT: You'll never think of her the same way again.
Longerhin ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 09:11:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think you accidentally her.
RokSkeptic ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:13:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want to do anything to her, accidentally or not, after watching that movie.
AnAngryOgre ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:30:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Watch "Mouth to Mouth". You're welcome.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Fuck that.. Watch the rape scene with her in Super. Strangest boner; yet most satisfying wank ever.
RokSkeptic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:02:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, this thread has gone somewhere that makes me uncomfortable.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:08:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Watch it
-rm_system32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Strangest boner indeed...
DeliriousZeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Before you downvote this, consider the fact that Ellen Page is raping a man... Dwight Schrute to be exact...
Skyy-High ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:59:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Really? Coulda sworn that was always the meaning.
bernkastel87 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:53:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling."
leethefilmer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:10:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Balls deep."
tspear17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
just how deep is balls deep?
FoetusBurger ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:41:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
deep enough that you can squeeze your balls in.
kernowbysvyken ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:19:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant
leethefilmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opbVwYf-hMs
gozarthegozarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
relevant
tspear17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You sir, have just made my day. That was fantastic.
Autra ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:20:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sexception
FlamingHippy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:20:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's girlfriends all the way down!
turinturambar81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:11:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yo dawg....
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:12:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone else down for a 7-billion-person game of Calvinball?
chaching37 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:49:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Co-op dreaming. Idk, I might just rage at my dreammate.
JudgementTime ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:41:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Go on...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:56 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nah.....never been into organized crime.
speedycat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hope her sisters can do it too
Couch_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So much jizzing.
pgymjp ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...show me <does cool kung fu "shit just got all extra 'red pill' up in here" move>
Givants ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 04:14:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How do I get on this karma train?? Oh yeah..
Penis
Scherzkeks ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 04:29:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Calm down, Tupac
aaaursland ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:29:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa dude.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:34:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude.
PuffPuffPat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:45:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa.
timbowman1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:05:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude.
vinnysulo08 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:07:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
your name looks like tebow-man. i hate you
timbowman1 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:15:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
your name looks like vinny-shore (from the jersey shore). i hate you
spike312 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know kung fu.
black_shamshir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I see what you did there...
Deseao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Where's the Neo novelty account when it could be really applicable for once?
MDevonL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet!
ENTertain_Me ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:28:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/YNYIB.jpg
Duriel68 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:40:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
all this time I've been writing witty comments to get upvotes...
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:07:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just checked your comment history, it's nothing to write home about, friend.
rebelspyder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK_WIZARD burned you so good!
HallowedBeThySlave ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:30:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:54:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am so sorry for your loss.
PuffPuffPat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude.
timbowman1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:05:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa.
batman_is_tired ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
DUDE!
Roastmasters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sure is [10] in here.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
christ, talk about easy do-nothing karma...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Says one word, 1000+ upvotes
PeanutNore ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:52:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa.
timbowman1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude.
hippiechan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:23:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What time is it Jake?
CrazyMarmoset ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:34:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's Adventure time!
joliver321 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:32:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They should make a movie about that...
jmur89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When my friend, cousin and I were backpacking through Europe, we shared that phenomenal experience. We were all sleeping in the same bed (weird, I know, but the other beds were taken by our other companions) and we took some melatonin.
I had a wild lucid dream with my cousin and my friend that night. We were bouncing around Barcelona, having a blast and enjoying our supernatural powers, like jumping really high and a half-ass version of flying.
When we woke up in the morning, we all described the same dream. We even had vague memories of similar conversations. I know it sounds dumb, but I'm sure of what happened.
jen_and_juice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:47:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So you all astral projected together? That's awesome. I did that once, but completely by accident.
I used to get sleep paralysis pretty often when I was in high school, but when I get it I can usually open my eyes, I just can't move my body. I used to get sleep paralysis so often that I came up with a niche to get me out of my paralytic state faster. Before, I used to freak out and would get tired very fast, but if I just focused really hard on trying to 'unlock' my state by moving one finger, then I was freed faster.
Well, one morning I woke up in another paralytic state. As usual, I went through the motions of trying to unlock myself. A few weeks prior to that, I was having a conversation with a friend about sleep paralysis and she said that she heard a superstition that if it happens to you, it means that a demon is sitting on your chest and if you don't struggle enough to get out of it, then they take your soul.
I, always the skeptic, chose to bypass that tidbit. Anyway, back to my sleep paralysis.. Well, for some reason, it was getting harder and harder to unlock myself, and I was tiring out pretty quickly. I suddenly thought of that dumb superstition my friend told me about, and I remember thinking to myself, 'Well, if the demon wants to take me, fuck it. I'm so tired.' As soon as I thought that, I relaxed completely, and stopped trying. All of a sudden, I'm across the room, staring at my body. I was probably staring for maybe all of 3 seconds, when suddenly, I felt like I was being sucked back into my body, and I awoke in a large gasp, heaving like crazy. After I realized I unintentionally astral projected, I sought to do it again, but on purpose. Unfortunately I never got to do it again.
MegaThrustEarthquake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something along those lines happened to a friend and I whilst meditating. He was listening to some brain sync sounds and waves only, whereas, I had a guided meditation on. After our hour meditation, he began to tell me about this elaborate columned building he was imagining. The building opened to beautiful stained glass windows and a grand bed in the center of the room. My guided meditation described that exact situation. We wrote it off as amazing. TL;DR had a mind meld with a friend.
CrazyMarmoset ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wish i could do this, it would be awesome.
adeelies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:45:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Last time I had a lucid dream, I was 100% convinced in the dream the people were having the same dream and sharing the adventure. Whats even stranger is that I was telling myself in this dream that I should ask everyone in my dream that when they wake up if they shared the experience I had.
Also halfway through the dream I started to lose controle of the dream. It still felt as if I had controle over myself but only what a normal person could do. I was wanting to jump off a cliff and fly. I figured I would jump and just take off but I was starting the chicken out. Then this guy comes up and told me not to worry and jump just like they do in the matrix across the building gap. He jumps off and I cant see him anymore from falling to far until he comes back up as half man half rocket. Similar to a Centaur.
Tl;dr: lucid dream ended up in me taking the red pill.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:17:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Highdea.
CrazyMarmoset ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah (but I'm dry)
Canadian_Infidel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:20:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Any communication would be revolutionary. This must be researched: Dream Telepathy
Cannondale1986 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I minimized the top comment while reading yours, and then unminimized it to upvote how awesome this comment is.
soccerman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:43:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
adventure time, come on grab your friends
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:53:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or a threesome.
OldHickory ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The future of Co-op gaming.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:08:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I really with me and my girlfriend could so this. just imagine rocket shoes...
diethere ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:08:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Co-op dreaming.
yardwolf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:34:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is the best thing I've heard in my existence.
MFBATZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:22:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
MIND=BLOWN My girlfriend was sitting across from me on the couch as I was reading monkikuso's post out loud to her. After I read it, we were both like "Whoa, that was crazy!" at a [4]. I then started reading this comment to myself. As SOON as I read this comment, she starts saying the EXACT same thing. She wasn't on her phone or kindle and she wasn't in view of the computer, but somehow our consciousnesses connected or something at that very moment. All this happening while I'm reading a thread about crazy coincidences happening.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:13:23 on March 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just upvoted you to 2000 points. It felt amazing.
CrazyMarmoset ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:42:59 on March 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why thankyou kind sir.
PlNG ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:41:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I actually told/showed my best friend the solution to a tough videogame problem (it was Super Metroid) through a lucid dream.
It's that room in Meridia, with the creature with balls for arms/legs going end over end. Being a kill on sight guy through the whole game, it always stumped me why the walls crumbled to a super bomb and the map moved a little. In a stunning reverse of logic that thing survives a super bomb and it's supposed to destroy the sand walls for you.
I got so excited I went to sleep and dreamt that I told him. I went over the next day and he started off with dude I dreamt that you told me something important in Super Metroid, want to do it?
ErikPel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure brains can change your memory about dreams to match what is happening.
Kloosty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like this?
codyave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/oq0i6
nats15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant
HyeR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Made me think of this
furrytoothpick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My ex-gf and I promised to try this while we were still dating, we never did try it. True story.
jaxxon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
People are reacting like you're kidding. Not everybody gets it. "Astral sex" and other adventures are awesome. Definitely worth exploring if people haven't looked into it.
CrazyMarmoset ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am going to look into this, I have no knowledge in the area.
jaxxon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:32:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
/r/luciddreaming
CrazyMarmoset ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:55:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the link.
whatthepoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had dreams where I did this (in dreams within the dreams). It was always so disappointing to wake up from my dream's dream and realize everything that just happened was only a dream.
KhalilRavanna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Finn and Jake. Adventure Time, bro.
DukeOfGeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damnit, now you started the "Adventure Time" theme song in my head. No wait.....that's good! Thanks!
Melloverture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Co-op dreaming? All we need now is multiplayer!
Antrikshy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like in Inception?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you it's possible..
Whenthenighthascome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like Calvin and Hobbes!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
People in the lucid dreaming world have tried to have communal lucid dreams,. No one from what I've read has been successful yet.
danguro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NO! DON'T! YOUR GF WILL JUMP OFF A BUILDING THINKING SHE'S IN A DREAM AND NEVER WAKE UP! THE GUILT WILL KILL YOU ಠ_ಠ
Wulibo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT THE JESUS SAINT FUCK, CHECK MY COMMENT HISTORY, I WAS JUST POSTING IN /R/LUCIDDREAMING FOR LIKE THE SECOND TIME EVER AS I JUST LEARNED ABOUT IT.
THIS JUST HAPPENED IN A THREAD ABOUT IT HAPPENING.
BE HONEST, DO WE EXIST?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And then his ex could come back and disrupt all of his dream missions.
thenoogler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mind-fuck, man...
reidhershl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
dreams have co-op now?
CrazyMarmoset ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One can wish.
cruzer86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We need to go deeper.
gdpt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to sleep with this girl, back in high school. She came over almost every night and sometimes stayed the night. Once we both had a dream of my dad walking in on us in the morning. I am 100 percent positive he didn't enter the room. It was really weird.
cookinwithcoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:22:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is intense
Azn_Bwin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:44:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should start worrying if that is your dream or something else created for you.. make sure you got a totem
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:01:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
inception
uneekfreek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:21:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The marriage would end...IMMEDIATELY.
bonbontadpole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:50:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's an episode of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where that happens.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:49:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We used to talk about that in primary school, we thought we could do it by saying each other's names in the lucid dreams.
We tried it out and would appear in each other's dreams but the other person wouldn't remember it (so it likely wasn't real).
theloneavenger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
S E X C E P T I O N
koklo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Meaning he really cheated on her
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
2 players co-op sounds good!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ADVENTURE DREAM TIEM!!
SamsquamtchHunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
except that shared dreaming is right up there with Samsquamtchs and the Loch Ness Monster
DixieNormous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me and a buddy of mine became really curious about lucid dreaming and read up on a lot of it. Such as dreams books (what stuff could mean, even though I really don't buy in to most of it, I just find it interesting), tribes that practiced lucid dreaming, meeting up in dreams and how to enhance dreams. We came across silene capensis and bought some from here. It didn't work for my buddy, but wow did it work for me! I'm not kidding, my dreams became a lot more memorable, clearer, more vivid, colorful, more imaginative... Just give it a shot. You don't feel anything from taking it, you don't get high, just enhanced dreams. If you're wondering, best way to take it is just grind it up and eat it. I use a mortar and pesle
Caedus_Vao ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:05:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like you could negotiate a dream-threesome with a little work.
[deleted] ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 02:53:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Enemy-of-Mankind ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:02:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
a.k.a DMT
Reddit_user-1 ยท 914 points ยท Posted at 02:45:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You talk in your sleep. She heard.
[deleted] ยท 716 points ยท Posted at 02:52:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We didn't live together at the time; she wasn't sleeping over.
[deleted] ยท 196 points ยท Posted at 03:13:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The folks in r/luciddreaming would have a cow. I'm not willing to throw away the possibility of shared dreams, having had one myself, but people don't like it when you take it seriously.
[deleted] ยท 300 points ยท Posted at 03:36:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 03:40:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
True, that is bound to happen. The dealbreaker is the POV details. The odds of two people having an unrelated dream where they fulfill their roles in respect to each other? I just don't know about that. Any my dream wasn't about relationships, it was a specific (and complicated) plot line.
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 04:04:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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rednecktash ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:28:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i agree with this, dreams are hazy, and it's almost impossible to remember them perfectly, and because of that, you're likely to just fill in shit you don't know with shit you think should go there, i.e. two weeks later you might completely replace one aspect of the dream (you seeing her mortified outside the window) with what you originally saw (her barge in the door and be mortified) and there's literally no way to tell that this has happened unless you're actually in a dream (or a veteran lucid dreamer who has un-separated his dream memorys from his waking memories)
Frix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:08:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your memory can play tricks on you. You were so freaked out that you registered only the similarities and filled in all the gaps yourself because you wanted to believe it.
Considering you never mentioned your dream to anyone else prior to hearing "Susan" talk about hers the only way to be sure is your memory of a dream, which is not a very good source.
It is highly probable that a vague dream about having sex was filled in with all the details Susan mentioned and your brain did the rest subconsciously to match up with what it assumed was the "correct version".
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:52:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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CountFloyd ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:00:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think by POV he means that his girlfriend dreamed she was in the exact same spot in the exact same space as he did. He dreamed he saw her outside the window looking at him, and she dreamed she was outside the window looking in at him.
It's pretty weird (assuming all the details are accurate and there is no additional information, which is a mighty big assumption). It would be a much more mundane story if their dreams didn't sync up as closely as he claims they did--if he dreamed what he described, but his GF dreamed walking in on him cheating at someone else's house or something, that's an unremarkable coincidence.
As it stands though, it's a doozy of a coincidence.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:08:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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derikthered ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:08:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have tonnes of strange stories but refuse to share them because it is people like you that try to discredit every single weird happening on Earth so you don't have to step outside of your realm of a chance there are some paranormal activities that go on that is simply unexplainable.
Your argument is cliche example of how your type argues. Someone brings up the main telling point being the POV of them staring in the same direction, and then you go "I admit that point" but immediately go on to some lame ass attempt to explain it in science and probabilities you learned in some bullshit class you took.
One of the reasons I do not go in the Atheism board on here because there are simply too many people like you that would never actually READ a post, and instead find every conjecture you can think of as to why it is not believable.
The media has a field day with people like you when someone brings up a true damning point on a person or event, and then is discredited by some comment about "previous mental health issues", "troubled youth", "friends say he became a loner", etc.
The chances of a dream happening like this are astronomical and for you to roundaboutly say, "look how many people there are, it's bound to happen eventually," it does nothing, but take away from this quite remarkable occurrence as you selectively omit the part where they shared a similar view of the same event.
The world is a lot bigger than what science can prove. Einstein, or Newton, would be some of the first to admit that.
q1u2acker ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:45:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
If something happens, there must be some way of explaining it. You're right that many things are unexplainable now, and perhaps humans will never know for sure why or how these dreams happen. But you're wrong in dismissing his argument as only trying to push science on you. If scientists had ignored electricity because they believed it to be unexplainable, then there would be no reddit.
monkeyman4000 admitted the possibility that the dreams were not a coincidence. That is, he recognized someone's argument as valid, and you refuse to do the same for him. It is not cliche to offer your idea to someone else so that they might expand on it, or so that it fuels them to come up with a better explanation.
No. Einstein and Newton would only admit that the world is possibly a lot bigger than what current science can prove. Science is simply the process of understanding the world, so it is obvious that science is always expanding. Einstein and Newton would never give up so easily (AS YOU HAVE) at trying to understand and explain something they found interesting. And you know, if an explanation were found for these "simultaneous" dreams, that explanation would become a part of science as well.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:57:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Read up on scientific materialism.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:47:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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freakwharf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This individual is likely a young, troubled loner, working through some mental health issues. He's the kind of person who projects broad generalizations onto strangers. But seriously, you've said nothing wrong or antagonistic.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:42:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you're going to use terms that relate to the real world, like referring to the "chances of a dream happening like this", then you have to also use the laws of reality to back up your claims. Yes, it was unlikely, but monkeyman4000 went through the probability very well with you. You and your girlfriend are likely to dream about you cheating. Your ex is the person you're both most likely to place as the person with you. Your bedroom is most likely where you would have sex. The window is where you would both expect your girlfriend to see you from.
What brings the odds even further down from "astronomical" is the fact that human memory is extremely malleable when recalling real world events. I can't even begin to quantify how malleable memory would be when you're recalling a dream, which in most cases would be forgotten about 15 minutes after you wake up. It's extremely likely that your girlfriends retelling of the dream changed your memory of it so that it lined up more closely with her version. Once you had been freaked out by her telling you that she had dreamed of you cheating with your ex, you would not have been thinking too carefully about the exact details of what she was saying vs what you exactly remember.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:47:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Because yes, you and her having this shared dream is fairly unlikely. But what is more likely, that you both dream about an issue that would be an expected concern by coincidence, or that your minds somehow communicated "psychically" using no known particle that any instrument or person has ever been able to measure, using a quality (being psychic) that , when tested, has always been shown to be a sham, and used this extraordinary, universe changing power to share a dream about you shagging your ex.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:56:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reincarnation is a proven phenomenon. See Ian Stevenson's work.
nanania ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:35:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If something can be explained by mechanisms we understand, it makes more sense to conclude that those mechanisms are behind the event than to chalk it up to mechanisms we don't understand and call it paranormal. This shared dream is a pretty crazy coincidence, but just because the chances of something like this happening are extremely unlikely doesn't mean it will never happen.
That being said, I wouldn't be against researching the phenomenon of shared dreams.
Conde_Nasty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:35:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tons of stories? What makes you so special? This is what I don't get about new agey "you don't know what's out there because my experiences" types. My life has been so far completely explainable in material terms. Why do you get upset when people don't understand your metaphysical views yet you can't understand how a pragmatist arrives at their conclusion?
Bottom line, people like you have no reason to be upset at skeptics. Until you can surpass skepticism, your experiences are useless to the rest of humanity. Meanwhile, material knowledge is applicable for everyone across the board. If you can push all skepticism aside, you might really have something that can benefit us all. Until then, I have no idea if you're just imagining things.
Science has observed that the brain can do stranger things than any near death experience/shared dreaming/talking to the dead believer could ever produce. And the data we glean from that benefits everyone.
rILEYcAPSlOCK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think if you watch this video, you can understand where a lot of skeptics are coming from:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T69TOuqaqXI&list=FLy70ef5GNjcXKAyZSPhurbA&index=3&feature=plpp_video
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:55:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Here here.
JadedIdealist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:47:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I guess another (unknown?) factor in this is just how much narrative freedom is there in dreams anyway?
ie it may be that certain "types" of dream tend to have some stereotypical features, and we need to know if this is the case if we want to make accurate probability calculations.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Erm, check the usernames. I'm not the one with the GF/ex dream. I'm just an avid dreamer from r/luciddreaming.
By 'in respect to each other' I mean that the guy dreamed the girl being on the porch and crying, and the girl dreamed she was on the porch and crying. As in they played the same roles they were playing in their own dreams. That is what makes it improbable for me.
True, I do lend these stories credence just for the fact that I love the idea of shared dreams. The only thing keeping me back from accepting pure coincidence is the identical nature of these dreams. I wrote down as many details of my own dream as I could remember, and they matched up with cross-examination with my friend, before I told him the details matched mine.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:58:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're reaching.
salgat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You'd be surprised how much our brain picks up and replays later in our minds without us knowing. Dreams are the brains way of preparing for situations that may harm us in the future, you cheating on a girl and her seeing it is a situation that could happen, so you both dreamed about it, just happened to be one of the billions of people who had the dream at the same night.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you just need more moves in your sexual repertoire. Clearly if you dreamed about cheating on your GF and she dreamed about you cheating on her, she could only fill in what she thought you'd do ;-)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dealbreaker for what? Not invoking magic?
wcc445 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:13 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha. I love how the best answers science has against the existence of the paranormal is "that's just a coincidence". What are the odds that all of the things we can't explain are mere coincidences? There's more to this world than all the "head-in-a-box" scientists think.
M3nt0R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:57 on February 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for this. It angers me that people of that mindset always have to have an answer for everything, even if they can't explain it, their answer is right. No room for others, no room for error, if it can't be explained it's 'coincidence.'
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:27:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
my father dreamed about looking out of an insane asylum window and seeing his friend pass in a car at the same time his friend dreamed he was driving past an insane asylum looking in through the window seeing my dad. slightly less common themes there.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that's pretty much all i know, unfortunately. i do know my dad's dream had other parts to it, but it was like 30-40 years ago at this point, so i doubt he remembers too much.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
From two different perspectives that synchronize perfectly? Not likely. Possible, but extremely not likely.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed. But the locations and people in this dream are too precise.
Vycid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not even the same night. He said "a few days go by", implying it was probably within a week.
CountFloyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And her dream was a "few days earlier" after "a few days go by". It sounds like it may have happened on the same night.
Awful_Grammar_Nazi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think you meant "their is a good probability"..
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:53:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're reaching.
Melancholia ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:43:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There are ways for people to think they've had the same dream, but there's no mechanism beyond shared stimuli to trigger even similar dreams. Identical ones? That's our brain tricking ourselves after the fact, filling in the unremembered blanks.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for reminding me of that expression.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TIL there's an /r/luciddreaming, there really is a subreddit for everything _^
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:06:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm willing to throw away the possibility of shared dreams.
Corund ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:31:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once had an experience where I woke up in the middle of the night with sleep paralysis, in that state hallucinations are not uncommon and as I was trying to will myself to move, I saw a figure looming over my bed. My parents' room was right next door, and as I didn't recognise the figure (it was dark, maybe 2am, the figure was tall in a long coat and wearing a hat) I tried to cry out.
I woke myself up with my own scream, lay in bed sweating and breathing hard for a few minutes and eventually got back off to sleep. The next morning over breakfast my mum casually says "did you call out in your sleep last night? I thought I heard something in the night."
I told her, "Yeah, I was having a nightmare, it was nothing."
She said, "You too? I dreamt that a shadowy man was standing over me while I was sleeping. It was very strange."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well there is a very probable explanation for that, mainly that the experience of a dark figure next to your bed is the most common hallucination experienced in sleep paralysis.
redtheda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also, the tendency towards hypnogogia might very well be genetic; both my mother and I experience it.
buddyrubble ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:59:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My sister and I have shared a dream before when we were kids. We both had a dream on the same night that we heard a huge giant walking around in the far distance. Boom....Boom....Boom... In my dream, I was terrified and hid under my bed.
redtheda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was there construction going on around the house, or something?
NorthernSkeptic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:55:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, but...
Uh, what?
M3nt0R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Judging by his 38:1 upvote ratio on that comment, I'd say maybe some people like it when he takes it seriously :P
musicisme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow didn't know we had a lucid dream sub reddit thats awesome. I should tell me story about the alien dolphin people who do Surgery on me all the time. That shit is painful an it happens often.
Wonderfat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No man, no way, I don't even want to believe it. That would mean, in any number of dreams I've had where I fell in love with a fictional girl, she was actually real and she fell in love with me too. Fuck that, it's too much.
subignition ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TIL there's a subreddit for that.
There goes what chance I had of sleeping tonight.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:37 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, I'm totally using that from now on.
trunksbomb ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:35:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's a subreddit for everything! My roommate told me some techniques for lucid dreaming but they never worked out. I'll check out this subreddit and give it another whirl!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:54:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had them myself, with a similar situation to OP's. My gf were broken up for a short time, and we would end up having shared dreams of us talking on her bed about how much being apart sucked. She mentioned it when we got back together and I was blown away that it wasn't just my brain trolling me.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:54:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's hard for many people to accept that things exist outside of the physical plane.
jargoon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:10:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's improbable, not impossible. Improbable things do happen sometimes.
dopafiend ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:45:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
/r/luciddreaming specifically bans any discussion of proposed supernatural phenomena such as shared dreaming or astral projection.
Because they are bullshit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Then how do you explain the story that started this thread?
dopafiend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Coincidentally similar dreams.
Many people have them, hell when I was a kid me and my best friend had one, we went on and on about the similarities but in the end I started to see the differences in our dreams as well. Confirmation Bias is what drives most of these experience between two peoples dreams.
Now, that one was pretty specific, but that's just a matter of chance, 1000 people have dreams that are similar, and chances are 1 of those thousand pairs are just going to be so similar that it's downright creepy.
Ex-girlfriends are going to be in both of a couples minds, so are their previous residences, it's only a matter of chance before similar dreams happen to someone somewhere.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be so quick to write off incidents like this is simply coincidence. Human consciousness is connected in ways we are just starting to understand.
dopafiend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The simplest explanation is best.
When there's even a piece of evidence for telekenesis I'll consider it.
dopafiend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or alternatively, consciousness is already connected in Amman ways we can explain, like shared experiences in life.
Which is exactly what explains similar dreams.
EONS ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:57:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You had a dream wherein you lived a day that involved waking up from the dream you are describing, and the resulting conversation revealing a shared dream.
Your brain has confabulated the resulting tale, of you and your girlfriend sharing a dream. It's fairly common, though usually your brain will fail to recall the dream, and will instead displace it and give you the feeling of deja vu. yours didn't.
y2jk ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:21:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I need a .gif of this.
Richeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You sext in your sleep.
Oldschoolhollywood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cue dramatic music.
francohab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:07:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Then maybe it's a recurrent dream you have. You had it one time you were sleeping with her, but didn't remember it. You talked during it, she heard and put it somewhere in her subconscious. Then she began to dream about that too.
kateastrophic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:13:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a friend who considers herself psychic, shamanistic, whathaveyou... Sometimes I have slept in her bed with her (post-drinky times), and in all my dreams she is always standing in the corner.
stylushappenstance ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:20:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
She has super hearing.
moonblade89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Even if he did, people don't describe their dream in detail while asleep.
NotoriousSpoiler ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:31:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OH yeah susan! stare at me through that window! and watch as i have sex with my ex!
[deleted] ยท 321 points ยท Posted at 03:19:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had shit like this with a girl I dated a few years back. She moved to Germany and we weren't 'together', but we were still really close and everything-but-physical-lovers (worst kind, right?). But we agreed not to talk about physical stuff we did with others. One night I had a vivid dream about her dancing in a night club in Europe and hooking up with an French guy in Rome. I told her about it and I had everything down exactly as it was even to the guys name. A month prior to that I had something similar where I woke up at 2am my time (9am her time) and was freaking out because I thought she was upset. I turn on my computer and I had 2 or 3 e-mails from her about her transcript not transferring from America to Europe and she was upset saying she 'needed me'.
Naturally this relationship didn't last.
direbowels ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 03:48:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's happened to me more than once, where I get this horrible, sobbing feeling in my gut about someone at uncanny times. Last time I was driving and I got this horrible feeling like, "What is my best friend "Dave" just died?" I got home and called him right away and he picked up in tears because his live-in gf of many years and he just had the argument of their lives.
paganize ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 04:46:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For about as long as I can remember, approximately 1/2 of the time someone would call, my mom would pick it up before it would ring. about 1/2 of those times, she would say "Hi, (whoever), what do you need?" before they had said anything. but only when she's absorbed in something else.
There are obvious explanations for this; a subtle sound or change in the electromechanical field she would pick up on before the ringer on the phone did; a subconscious evaluation of who called at what time in the past and extrapolating without thought who the likely caller is.
yeah. right.
I don't have as high of a hit percentage, but do it also. My daughter has about the same results as my mom. must be a mainly female gene.
ICantSeeIt ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 04:55:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Caller ID?
paganize ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:48:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't available for my mom; as for my daughter and myself, well, I probably would have mentioned that. But it would explain things, i have to admit.
Froboy7391 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:14:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do this, I'll take my phone out or touch my pocket right before getting a call or text.
numanoid ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:31:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you've ever had your cellphone too close to your computer speakers, you'll know that there is definitely a signal that arrives three or four seconds before your phone actually starts ringing. It makes a distinctive interference pattern in the speakers. It's quite possible that some people are more sensitive to it.
fingerflinger ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:42:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is it kind of like being able to tell if somebody in the house just turned off a CRT? Because I think I have that.
thepoliticalidiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, in highschool, one of my teachers had old speakers that were for some reason super sensitive, so everyone knew if someone was texting. shafted one dumbass who tried to cheat on a test by getting answers
Instantcretin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:32:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thats some old-school witch shit. I dig it.
Ryugi ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:36:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's called having a sensitivity to electromagnetic currents. These can cause seemingly "psychic" moments in people, waking nightmares, paranoia, skin irritations, and a lot of other bizarre things.
paganize ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:53:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yes, I considered that. It's possible. I was an Electronics tech for years, and was able to accurately guess when a voltage was "off", without a multimeter; never got shocked by a circuit that was supposed to be dead, etc. The guys in my shop made good use of it, had me check out the new equipment that came in first to see if it felt wrong. Could be related.
Ryugi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:00:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It very well could be. A lot of people with older houses (poor electrical insulation) think the house is "haunted" when really they're actually just having hallucinations from the electrical currents.
rILEYcAPSlOCK ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:53:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Read that last sentence as
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hs0o ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:45:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I second that. People subconsciously pick up queues of electromagnetic activity and their contingency with certain events. Your brain even discharges electricity that can be picked up on. Thus, explains intuition.
phatbrasil ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:02:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
how long until I can browse reddit with only the power of my mind?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:48:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The speaker or whatever it is activates on a phone slightly before the first ring. The fact that your mother was close enough to snatch the phone up probably means she just heard this fairly easily recognizable, though subtle, noise. I do it with my parent's phone and my old alarm clock all the time.
MaeBeWeird ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:27:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was the same before caller is became common. Then I just chalked it up to that.
I got in trouble for saying "that's gramma calling to tell us tramps died" even though it was true. Dad said it was terrible for me to say and no way I could know that. Had I done it at my mothers house she would not have thought twice.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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paganize ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As far as my mom goes, I'm talking 65-80 time frame; Caller ID existed, but not in Rural Illinois. and she has never claimed to be psychic that I know of. Would be classic, though.
FlamingHippy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do they also have 'twinkle eyes'?
paganize ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Noooo. but I'm not sure I get the reference?
FlamingHippy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:55:59 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Men who stare at goats reference ;)
Gibodean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:52:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So, you were wrong...
direbowels ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:02:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, no. It was like that. That is to say it felt that bad. I didn't actually think that his life had ended. It was an awful pit in my gut and it had to do with him.
Didn't mean to be unclear. :) Thanks for reading!
Gibodean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:54:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, gotcha. You thought something was wrong. It was.
Gumburcules ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 18 or so I had a shitty 91 Hyundai, and one night driving back from community college the transmission just completely died on the beltway, and I had to swerve through like 4 lanes of traffic without a working gas pedal to get to the shoulder. Almost got hit a few times and was freaked the fuck out.
I got out my phone to call AAA and before I could dial, my friend calls and says: "This is weird, but I just had a really strong feeling that something bad was happening to you, are you ok?"
So fucking weird.
direbowels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously how insane is that?!
Also, on another note, AAA has saved me more than once.
digitalsmear ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:41:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why naturally?
I was in a relationship with a woman I met in Czech Republic - though we were actually serious about long term. This sort of thing was a daily occurrence - one would start thinking about the other and then there would be a text/email/phone call. We were helplessly in love, but she was scared by it. After her parent started urging her to get back together with her ex and trying to tell her that she couldn't trust me (I was far away from her, so I could be doing anything - but that trust works both ways :\ ), she could no longer rationalize the intensity of her feelings.
That's the really abridged version, but my reason for mentioning it is because I'm curious why you, who had a similar experience, says it's natural for the relationship to have ended? I personally can't fathom why mine did - I just simply don't understand how a person could not embrace an experience of connectedness like that?
Typing this has got my head feeling like that bridge is there again - that was really weird, actually.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same reason, the intensity of the feelings scared her. It scared me too to be honest. I've been a soccer player my whole life, and I was on scholarship to play in the D1 in the NCAA, and for the first time I had found someone who was worth giving that up for. It was hard for me to go through a day, feeling the exact longing and missing that she was, and then talk for a few hours at night. I called her every morning at 6am her time to wake her up for her job, and she loved the calls, but it was expensive (I didn't complain about it, she knew) and that made her feel bad after a while. Like you said the intensity of the feelings was just too much for her in the end. We broke up.
We talked three months later and we were in the same spot emotionally, so we stopped talking again. Another three months past and we talked, same exact problem. Six months past, and this is when she told me why we can't talk anymore. It's simple, no matter how far her and I are from each other, and no matter how much we emotionally move on, it only takes a week of us talking to fall back in love; and unfortunately it isn't a 'safe' love. It is a dangerous infatuation with who we are at our hearts.
She loves that I'm from a broken family and have dealt with depression and physical, sexual, and emotional child abuse and still come out 'good' (relatively speaking). I love the fact that her family is picture-perfect to an annoying degree, and I love the fact that she shares my same optimism for pushing forward no matter what - which is the problem for her and I being together.
The only thing her and I never had in common was where our lives were heading. She was German, from Europe and wanted to live in Munich again. I was a soccer player who had scholarship offers to play and, in hindsight, it would have been wrong for me to give those up to chase her.
I do believe that at some point our paths will cross again. A high school reunion of some sort, jobs (I'm an International Business with German double major, portuguese and marketing double minor), or in some other way.
You know I don't have any way of knowing for sure if she does think about me like this, or in any way at all. I know her stubborn refusal to let the past reminisce is omnipresent, but I'd be damned if when she let her mind slip away and let the strangleholds off if she didn't miss me and wish things would have been different.
I send her an e-mail on her birthday (which is 3 days away from mine so it's kind of a light hearted 'happy birthday to us'! kind of thing). Tell her about everything that's going on and that I hope she is doing well and happy.
I send her one wishing her a merry christmas and happy new year.
She never replies and I understand why.
It was probably my mind playing tricks on me because I told this story yesterday, but I had 4 or 5 dreams straight about her. I woke up angry and in a fit of rage because of how intense those feelings still are deep inside me.
digitalsmear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know what you mean about different directions... We're not quite as pushed apart by our goals as much, I don't think, but crossing paths again is the part that scares me, because it's so insanely unlikely to happen. There's no particular reason for it to happen unless we make it happen.
I'd like to visit her one more time - it makes me mad, because if I wasn't in school and could have just opted to stay there, none of this would have happened like this. Sure, who knows? Maybe it would have failed a different way - but at least I wouldn't feel helpless about it.
Last night I wouldn't let myself fall asleep until I passed out and was only able to get 3 1/2 hours of sleep, so I would wake up exhausted and not be able to remember my dreams.
The thing that really keeps me going is that I do meet a lot of awesome people, and I can imagine that she's not the only one out there... but that fire... There's never been anything like it. I think I've loved people and it might have had the potential to be that strong, or people have loved me, but this was the first time it was truly reciprocal.
[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 03:49:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was it because of your crippling penis?
wurbswrub ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 04:14:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A penis so large it cripples people? Dayum
paleolithic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:02:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once, I was reading a comment on Reddit about strange encounters, and a guy was talking about how his relationship didn't last, and then somebody replied to his comment asking if it was because of his crippling penis. Then I looked up and the original guy's screen name was "cripplingpenis." I don't know if it was a coincidence, or some alternate universe sort of thing. Freaked me right the fuck out.
comomellamo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:35:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I enjoyed your response more when I thought it was just a random question. Finding put that was the OP's user name made me a little bit sad.
soccerjohn25 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Friend-zoned.
DeHizzy420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:55:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Even in his dream he was friend zoned...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The naked pictures she sent me beg to differ.
V1king ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:33:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"everything-but-physical-lovers"? I was going to suggest that that's more like family members, but honestly reddit is as fucked up as 4chan
sooodvs ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 03:13:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe your ex came up in a conversation between you and Susan. You guys both had the ex in recent memory. Both go to sleep with the ex still in recent memory causing the ex to pop up in a dream.
With the ex popping up in both your dreams, what's a logical reason the ex would be there? from your point of view is you boning her, and from Susan's you cheating on her with the ex.
M3nt0R ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:58:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not that deep sooodvs, NOT THAT DEEP
myotheralt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's what sh... wait, no, she was saying "Deeper! Harder!"
M3nt0R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
'cause you weren't givin' it to her good enough.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:10:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could very well be.
Dentarthurdent42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:54:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My thoughts exactly. Cheating is a fairly common subject for dreams, and a lot of cheating dreams happen either at a door or a window, and are almost always seen from one's own perspective. They are also more memorable than most dreams, due to their inherent emotional nature. It doesn't really seem that unlikely to me; at least not to the degree that I would be amazed if someone told me about it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe a lot of people on reddit have cognitive disorders ...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Girls are always afraid of the ex.
Xbudd ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 02:43:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this.
this terrifies me greatly.
artist9120 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:37:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me too... I'm glad I'm not alone in the terror having.
agentstartling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry, your SO is right there with you.
Watching.
FalcoLX ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:07:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, this gave me the chills that just won't stop.
silmaril89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
why does this terrify you? I'm genuinely curious.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:15:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:20:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Share your story
M3nt0R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds like a Pony story to me. A bit extremist, too.
guest66 ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 02:48:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you missed your chance for a guilt free three way man
GrandviewOhio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
but...but...it is destiny, you saw it, too!
SlugJunior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody wants in on a devils threesome...
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:13:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please tell me this is not fake
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:10:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It is not fake.
Stalinkitty ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:21:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You are not alone. Here I've been all this time thinking this has only happened to me.
Back in my freshman year of high school, I had a dream that I was down on some eerie beach, walking around near a giant boulder which was resting in the sand. The beach ended in a huge cliff some distance off. Halfway up the cliff there was a cave opening. It drew my curiosity, so I just stood there in the sand studying it for some time. All of a sudden this figure appeared in the opening on some sort of shining animal. It scared the shit out of me, so I jumped behind the boulder, and didn't peak out for a good few minutes. When I re-gained the courage to peer back around, the cave was empty.
I didn't tell anyone about the dream, so to my complete disbelief, a few days later while riding the bus to school a friend was telling our little group about a dream she had had "recently." She described riding a shiny horse (she absolutely loved horses) through a cave, which ended overlooking a beach. Her horse got spooked when it saw some figure down on the sand dart behind a large boulder. She rode back into the cave to calm the horse down. I never ended up talking to her about this, she was never one to believe in this kind of thing.
TL;DR: I had the exact same linked dream experience with a friend who never would have believed me.
robeph ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:47:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dreams are funny things. The very memory of them is...well.. suspect. If you write your dream down as soon as you wake, or tell someone, then tell them later, or rewrite it, you'll find the memory has changed, often dramatically. What you remembered, and what they told you may have overlapped slightly, but become much more "similar" only after telling you. Just something to think about.
raymanwindar ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:44:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The human mind is capable of great things.
lolthr0w ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:48:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ฮจception!
scamperly ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 03:18:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We have to go deeper.
hippiechan ยท 133 points ยท Posted at 03:24:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What part of balls to the wall do you not understand?
sternocleido ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:52:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All the atoms in the wall and his balls just need to sync up and allow them to pass through.
Areonis ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:00:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He needs to get a bigger penis then.
hpjj ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:04:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
in highschool a bunch of kids on our cross country team would yell this at the start of each race. this is the first time i picked up on the innuendo. i'm an idiot.
zman0728 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:51:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the idea!
NinjaSkillz810 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:39:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The โwallโ part. Break through it like fuckin' Terry Tate in the Office Linebacker Superbowl commercial.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
we must go derper.
ghosthalcyon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:37:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. I literally just read this Dinosaur Comics entry that describes a very very similar scenario.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OMG ME TOO
Panthertron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:38:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to tell you a story my high school psychology teacher, Mr. D, told my class way back when. He was studying lucid dreaming with a colleague some time ago, and Mr.D came up with an idea. He said that night they were going to try and meet each other in a dream world, wake up and write down what happened in their individual dreams, meet for breakfast, and exchange notes without saying a word before doing so. That night Mr. D has a crazy ass dream where he's flying around a huge Buddha statue and shortly thereafter, his buddy comes flying into view and they both proceed to fly circles around this statue. They wave bye to each other and fly away. So Mr. D wakes up and writes his notes down, meets his friend, swap notes, and lo and behold...they had the same dream, from their own perspectives. Basically, what happened to you has happened to other people and you might even be able to control it. I have no idea if it's true, or possible. But, your story reminded me of this and I thought I'd share.
Yobby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i missed the ex and read "slamming my balls"
Fuzzy_Pickles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever thought perhaps I'm solipsistic?
bmacnz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I read that as "Wet dream went like this:"
the_nine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:45:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This reminded me of a dream I had some years ago. I dreamt that I was a sort of a spirit riding on the hood of a car, which was soon pulled over by a traffic cop. Apparently I had some special powers so I simply made the cop vanish. The next day a good friend of mine came in and said, "I has the weirdest dream last night. I dreamed that I was driving up Highland and was pulled over by a traffic cop. After I stopped I pulled my registration out of the glove box and when I looked up again the policeman and his car were gone!". It was the same place as it had happened in my dream.
Strangely, a few days later I got pulled over for lapsed tags and my car was impounded. Just as this was happening that same friend just happened to be driving by and stopped and gave me a ride home. All very strange and I ha completely forgotten about all this until just now.
frenchbaguette ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My moms name is susan...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit a similar thing happened to me but not as exciting.
My girlfriend hasnt met my parents because they are wierdos and one night I had a dream that my parents invited me and my girlfriend out to dinner. I woke up and told my gf jokingly because we both know my parents wouldnt do anything like that and she had the same dream from her point of view. Same restaurant and everything freaking weird.
MisterSkibbles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had this exact same thing happen to me. Not in the 'slamming my ex' sense, but in the shared dream with a girlfriend. We both dreamed one night that she was kidnapped in a parking lot by a really short guy wearing a hat. I don't normally have even remotely scary dreams so when I woke up I was about to tell her but before I could get it out she said she had a nightmare and described the exact same scenario.
Crazy.
I think this was also during the first time we vacationed together. Neither one of us has ever talked in our sleep
Themiffins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:51:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, that's creepily awesome.
takes22tango ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:53:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will probably be buried, but my cousin and I used to have the exactly same recurring dream, as children. We didn't discover this until we'd both been having it for years. There were a few round pebbled stepping stones outside her house. In the dream, I'd (in her case is was she'd) be walking a long the stones, and then trip and fall. It was also the sort of dream where you sort of jump and jolt awake. One night, this dream happened when I was sleeping at her house. I 'jumped' awake, and moments later she did the same thing. She described EXACTLY what I'd been dreaming, and said she dreamt it all the time.
infinitymind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:56:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
QUICK! Where's you totem?
Olmifon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Actually if you search the web you'll find that although uncommon, "shared dreams" are not unheard of.
girlfriend_pregnant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:02:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Eyes Wide Shut, get stoned and watch it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Downloading now. Sometime next week I'll smoke a bowl or two and watch!
girlfriend_pregnant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:01 on January 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
well...whatd ya think?
MistaTom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:05:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine the dream the ex was having..
321_liftoff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once had this creepy as fuck dream... Well, it wasn't even quite a dream, which is part of the reason it was so messed up. I was in that not quite awake/ not quite asleep state where everything was hazy when I felt my body dropping like a goddamned stone. And when I mean dropping, I felt nearly ready to puke from the butterflies in my stomach and screaming out loud. A fraction of a moment later, I felt my dream self hit ground. It was excruciating; I don't know how I could possibly remain asleep while hurting so badly. Every single bone in my body felt like it was on fire, and I was physically tearing up despite my complete inability to move or make noise (sleep paralysis is my guess). The pain eventually receded, and I fell back to sleep. The next day there was a news report that some man in NYC (I live nearby) jumped off a building the night before and lived. I have never been so creeped out.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:17:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This has happened to my wife and I several times. Maybe not the whole cheating and looking through the window thing, but there have been more than a few occasions where we both can articulate each other's experiences in each our own dream... almost like shared dreaming. I'm not trying to be dismissive... these are some of the weirdest experiences I have had in my entire life.
the4chanversion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
killyridols12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:41:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had a shared dream as well. The world is getting to be a weird place.
rawrr69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:21:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:40:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to my sisters. They didn't dream about having sex with people but they had a weird dream about getting cooked in a boiling pot and when they woke up they both realized they had the same dream.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was Bilbo with them?
ScaryLookingNiceGuy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:32:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is what I thought when you said, "Susan is there, watching us"
Warning! NSFL or if you want to go to sleep tonight
royisabau5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Temptation... MUST RESIST Edit: Ok. Not sleeping.
M3nt0R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Female forever alone?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason that really creeped me out, even though shit like this usually doesn't.
asamorris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
LIGHTS ON.
Drizzle055 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:14:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
one of you was probably talking about the dream (while in the dream) in your sleep so the other one started having a similar dream
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We didn't live together.
MisterPooper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:50:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You were just talking out loud during your dream and she heard you. Then seeing if you would admit to it if she brought it up.
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 02:52:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, she wasn't with me when I originally had the dream.
phi186 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 03:13:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that's because she was outside as you slept next to your ex เฒ _เฒ
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:10:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wat
koolkid005 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:12:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"admit to it" admit to having a dream?
brennanww ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That gave me chills and then I heard the X Files music playing in my head
DerekParfit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Since I've never met you, from my perspective is simply that this sort of random coincidence had to happen to someone. But my other theory is that one of you had the dream, talked in your sleep about it, and that caused the other one to have the eerily similar dream.
If you weren't in the same bed during the dreams then I got nothing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You got nothing then.
DerekParfit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can still write it off as statistically unavoidable, but you're still in the Twilight Zone.
Brittybotts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you talked to your ex? If she also had a dream that she was having sex with you while Susan watched, I would shit brix
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Its quite likely something about your shared circumstances caused this bizzare coincidence. Perhaps you both watched a movie together that resonated with both of you'll about breakups or cheating? Hard to say but cool story
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So one of you was talking out loud in your dream, and the other heard it and it became their dream too? Just a guess.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't live / sleep together at the time.
E00000B6FAF25838 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Had a very similar experience once.
One evening, something happened. I thought it was a dream, but it seemed so real. If it was a dream, it was very convincing for one reason: I would have had to have gone to sleep in the dream. I just remember realizing that I was at my sister's door, pulling on the knob for whatever reason (As if I was holding it shut). I was confused as to why I would be doing this, wondering if I had been sleep walking, after thinking about it for a bit, I went to sleep.
The next morning, at breakfast, my sister described a dream where, for some odd reason, she was trying to get out of her room, she thinks she was running away from something, but the door wouldn't move, as if someone was holding it on the other side. I never told her about the experience, as I was fairly certain she wouldn't believe me. Probably the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me.
mafibasheth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had a similar 'same dream' scenario with girlfriends before. I can second this motion.
lurker_247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you not ever tell her?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe one of you was mumbling in your sleep and influenced the other's dream.
CitizenJake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I inherited a dream from my mom. Same location, same thing happened.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you were sleep talking, maybe she heard and wanted to test your conscience?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We didn't live/sleep together.
the_huntress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had a similar thing happen with me and my twin sister. When we were quite young, maybe 6 tops, we both had the same dream. We didn't realize until many years later when we were discussing strange dreams. Understandable we were very freaked out when we realized.
ghanima ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had something similar happen to me when I was a teenager. I was crossing the street in front of my high school with a bunch of my friends and one of them was telling me about the time that he forgot his own birthday. He explained that when he came down the stairs that morning, there were balloons and his mother wished him a happy birthday; that was when he remembered (that it was his birthday).
Some time later, that friend was bragging about how good his memory was. I laughed and asked him about the time he forgot his own birthday. He seemed surprised and asked me how I knew that had happened. I reminded him that he told me about it while we were crossing the street in front of the high school. He told me that that had never happened (which explained why I had no recollection of what happened before or after that), and he'd never crossed that street.
Weirder still: one of the guys who was in the back of the group later told me that he "remembered" that too.
Herbvo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if she kept watching after you woke up. And then what happened in her dream after you woke up from yours.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This thing happened to my friend and I. I guess we were in 2nd grade and I had a dream that I was on a motorcycle riding on the top of skyscrapers (it was fucking awesome). So, in school I tell my friends and my friend goes "Dude, I literally and that same thing" Weird
The_Luv_Machine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude. Similar Story. When I was a junior in highschool, I had a girlfriend that I thought I loved and wanted to marry (because that's what every highschooler thinks about their first serios girlfriend). Well anyway, I had this dream where I got in a car accident at this particular intersection in town. In my dream I remember someone being in the passenger seat but I couldnt remember who exactly, I could only remember the feeling that i cared for this person. Well a month later I'm driving home from Winter Formal with my girlfriend and I end up getting into a car accident in the exact same intersection as in the dream. I ended up smashing my head into and breaking the driver side window and which resulted in a concussion. My girlfriend suffered a broken pelvis. Both us were taken to the hospital. Later when we're both being released she tells me that as we were being pulled from the car I told her "I had a dream that this happened". She then proceeds to tell me how she had a dream the month before where she was sitting in the passenger seat of a car and got into an accident in the same intersection. She tells me that she couldn't remember who was sitting in the driver seat but she remember feeling like she cared for the driver. We broke up 3 months later. I tried to make amends several times in college but she always refused to meet up because it "hurt" too much. She got engaged last month. Life is crazy.
grandwahs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
See, this is the sort of stuff that makes me feel like telepathy exists. Apparently there have been countless studies that have 'disproven' telepathy... but how the hell do you test something you don't understand?
I can't help but think there are intangible links between our brains that allow for stuff like this to happen.
TheCigarMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely shared dreams with significant others. Happens when I'm close to them, emotionally. Fun stuff. Creepy, but fun.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a freaky dream experience once.
I had a dream I was sitting in my bed with my cousin (who happens to be my best friend) and his new friend who I was just meeting for the first time. The kid had an ozzy hat, blonde hair and was slightly chunky. We were all smoking weed and sitting in a circle on my bed listening to music. What stood out the most was that this kid was a douche and I wanted him out of my house. End of dream.
A few weeks go by, maybe even a month or two and on a random occasion my cousin called and asked if he could bring his friend to our smoking session. We chill out with some music, sit in a circle and start smoking. Suddenly I realize that I have been in that exact spot doing that exact thing in my dream. It freaked me the fuck out. I paid close attention to the kid. The only thing he ended up doing that was douchey was talking shit about very talented musicians and I thought to myself what a douche he was for that.
I still have no idea what could cause me to have a dream identical to a situation in a later date.
Throwaway1456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Had the exact same thing happen once. The girl I was cheating on in my dream phones me first thing in the morning to tell me about it. Freaked the shit out of me.
I think in my occurrence it was a little weirder because I had spoken to my gf on the phone before going to sleep and we decided to experiment with something to see if we could share a dream.
One of the freakiest moments of my life.
dart22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think the answer's fairly clear: you're both Cylons.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to get these same kinds of dreams all the time. I stopped talking about them because it just freaks people out when they hear it.
Personally I think you both see similar stuff during the day and dream similar but not exactly. For example if you went deeper on the dream you would find the details won't match at all.
JAMONLEE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't matter. Had sex!
qwertyoctopode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for "balls to the wall sexing it up."
SwillFish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a similar thing happen to me.
Years ago I was dating this girl. We were in bed together and I had just woken up. Not wanting to disturb her because I thought she was still sleeping, I just laid quietly in my own thoughts with my head on my pillow. I started thinking that I was out of shape and needed to do more exercise. I like to swim, so I was thinking that would be a good place to start. Then I started thinking about all of my available options: the beach, the YMCA, a large public pool I knew of. As these very thoughts were crossing my mind, my girlfriend, who I assumed was fast asleep, turns to me and asked "Have you ever swam in a lake?". I freaked the hell out like I was in bed with a monster.
Coincidence? Maybe, but who asks such a random, yet poignant, question as the very first thing they say in the morning? She did this to me a couple of other times, but this one incident really blew my mind.
Foxblade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What...what the actual fuck...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure the accepted explanation for these kinds of incidents is that though now, you remember the first dream very clearly, it probably wasn't quite as clear after your dreamt it. Your girlfriend then has a similar dream, and your mind fills in the gaps in your memories of your dream with details she provides, so they go from being coincidentally similar (you both have dreams in which you cheat and she is upset), to freakishly similar.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in college I was staying at a dorm. There were six students in a room. One evening, they were making too much noise and I had an important exam, so I decided to sleep in one of the "Study Rooms" which had a futon in it. In the middle of the night, I woke up and noticed that I could not move any of my body parts. I could only move my eyes and it felt like as if there was something heavy resting over my body. Panicking I started crying, I didn't know what to do. After tens of minutes of crying and praying that I was not dead or mortally sick, I was able to roll myself off the futon and everything was back to normal. I climbed up the stairs to tell my buddies what had just happened to me. They were messing with a camcorder and wrestling at the same time. One of them was holding the other's head by a red paint stain on the floor and was making it look like he was hitting his had on the floor for the camera. They were laughing having a good time. At this point I woke up again(it turns out I was still sleeping). I went upstairs to see my buddies again and had the worst deja vu moment of my life. They have executed the exact same scenario. Camcorder, paint stain wrestling and everything.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like sleep paralysis.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Later I heard about sleep paralysis, but my wtf moment in the story was actually the deja vu part. Somehow I dreamed of an event that later happened to me.
cusplord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You probably were sleep talking or something and she was just bringing it up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We didn't live together.
allenizabeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something similar - my huband and I were on a road trip when our cat Pooh was lost for two weeks. My friend was house sitting and she put up signs for him, looked everywhere. One night I had a dream that Pooh came back to the house but when I bent to pick him up he turned into our other cat, Maggie. About an hour later (my husband was still asleep) I got a phone call from my friend telling me Pooh had been found and was home safe. I was very happy so I went to wake up my husband to tell him, and he said "That's weird, I dreamt about him last night. That he came home but then he turned into Maggie."
Freaked our shit right out.
mericafckyeah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not nearly as intense as yours, but I was once sharing a bed with my friend and that night I had a dream that we were both hanging out and eating home fries (potatoes that are diced and fried in a skillet). I woke up the next morning and she began to tell me about the dream she had last night in which we were both eating home fries... I know, super spooky.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank god you defined home fries.
Cortesana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once had a very strange dream where I was abducted by some strange alien race and put to work at some sort of slave camp. I had several strange chores that ended with an alien showing me a stack of blueberry pancakes and ordering me to "make these without the blueberries". I wake up and my son immediately enters my room and asks if someone is making pancakes because he thought he smelled pancakes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
similar story: my dad had a dream where he was in an insane asylum. he went to look out the window and saw his friend drive by and they looked at each other. he woke up and called his friend, who had just had the same dream from the other perspective.
WadeAndBeccasLvgRmPC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A couple of years back my boyfriend and I took shrooms together. A lot of weird things happened (obviously), but the strangest came at the end of the trip. As we were starting to come down we decided to try shroom sex. We didn't talk the entire time, not a word, but afterwards we talked about what it had been like.
Not only did we both think we were in a forest clearing (and I think we were animals at some point), we both were 100% convinced that I was asian. I am not.
MrAWESOMEFACE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy balls.
acidvolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I believe in these SO connections, me and my gf have agreed we have one.
inferno719 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That sucks. It's not even the kind of thing you could relate your side of either, because then she'll think you aren't faithful or something.
On an unrelated note, and I the only fucking person on earth who doesn't remember his dreams?
Dantheon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only one who thinks he should ask the ex if she had the same dream???
bendanger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You posted this before right?
jayd16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone have proof of this kind of stuff? The story usually goes person A has a dream. Person B talks about a dream, turns out A had the exact same dream!!!
My hypothesis is that person A starts filling in blanks in their dream with person Bs story until they "remember" what B described.
Anyone have a story where they wrote down the dream and then it turns out details actually aligned?
direbowels ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 03:34:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was working in a decades old nursing home out in the middle of the woods in PA as a nurse aide on the night shift. Wife won't come visit me at work because she insists it, "looks like a Rob Zombie video".
A resident pulls the mechanical call bell in the bathroom for assistance. I flip it off and help her back to bed.
As I'm exiting the only way in or out, the call bell goes on again; I look back and it's not the electronic one in her bedroom, (which blinks slowly). It's the mechanically-operated one you have to physically pull in the bathroom, (which blinks twice as fast).
The lady is close to 400 lbs. & non-ambulatory; there is no physical way she could've pulled that bell, I sure as hell did not, and there was no one else around.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:36:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TL;DR - Fatty can move
direbowels ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:41:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Heh, no. Her legs were so swollen and weeping from edema that the dressings needed changed every two hours. She was a full mechanical lift.
Also, I'm talking seconds, like walking from her bed to the door was maybe 10 feet.
snammcom ยท 210 points ยท Posted at 04:09:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My father died in 2008. A night before visiting his house for the last time, he appeared in my dream, where he handed to me a black camera in a plastic bag, and specifically said "take this camera, as I won't be needing it anymore", and I took it from him. First thing in the morning, I visit his house, where most of the stuff is already moved by my uncle, and open one of his wardrobes, find a sealed cardboard box deep inside, rip it open with a knife and take out his retro black camera. Apparently my uncle missed that one, and took off all his other electronics but the camera. All I can say is that, this experience was a proper communication and it significantly eased my pain, knowing that something remains after a loved one passes.
K-slan ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 08:44:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
anything in the camera? i know you said it was retro but maybe some film stuck in there or something
hotrod101 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:11:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
we must know!
snammcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:02 on February 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately I haven't checked it, it was an old Beta camera, I will need a player for it to check next time I visit my home country, I wish I saw this in time, I have just been back 20 days ago...
hotrod101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:29 on February 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap dude, late reply is late.
Naylor ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:21:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
he doesn't have it anymore, he stuck it in a condom and hid it behind a toilet
Ayleir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh. My. God. I remember that one.. but I could only read the part where he wrote if he should open it or not. Did he ever show the photos to us? Because I never saw them.
Naylor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
im pretty sure its classed along with the whole safe thing
Ayleir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what do you mean by the whole safe thing? Has he released the photos and how can I find them? Thank you for your time
Naylor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:33:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
he found a safe in the wall of a casino, them everyone wanted to know what was in it. then oprah decided to buy rights to the story and never reveal the secrete
ummmjamiesha ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:57:43 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When my brother died I had a similar dream. He told me it was ok to move into his room, but not to break his TV. It was one of the most vivid things I've ever experienced.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:05:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's a really feel-good story man. Glad to hear you had some closure.
snammcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:59 on February 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I really did, thank you.
thatmattperson ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:13:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thats pretty awesome man!
ragamufin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:14:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
CHECK THE FILM IN THE CAMERA
snammcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:33 on February 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I will, than will let you guys know, it is safely kept at a depot at my uncle's work premise.
Planet-man ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:29:05 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome dude. One of the best things about this thread is how widely it just confirms that yep, ghosts are real, afterlife-stuff, etc. The people that act like the opposite is a fact are just pitisome.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:39:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sadly this was explained in the thread. Misfiring neurons in the brain can create a false memory of having had a dream in the past when something happens.
We'll never know if you actually had a dream or not and if you actually had a reason to look for the camera or not. Weird, huh?
rexxxie ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:05:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aww, logic is downvoted, bad times. I'll give you an upvote.
snammcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:45 on February 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I gave him one too, in the end all we see is the illusion playback'ed by our neurons in a timeless void, scientific method FTW!
snammcom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:18:22 on February 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, I am totally sure, I got witnesses (my mom and uncle's wife), you see that morning I woke up, I told the dream to both of them and also told them what happened after finding the camera, they got the goose bumps big time!
batman_is_tired ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:08:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvoted. Scence isn't always sexy, but it is usually right...
phism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:50 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"knowing" is a strong word here.
was there any film in it?
snammcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:36 on February 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damn I wish I checked, will do next time I go back and let you know.
David1337 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That doesn't mean that loved ones gonsonewhere when they pass it just means you had a dream about a camera that you probably saw at some other point in your life
snammcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:53 on February 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yes, it is the camera I saw many times before, he recorded me from day 1 when I was born, but because it got old over time he always kept it hidden somewhere, but as I was living abroad for the past 5 years when he passed away, he also lived at several different flats so moved so many times, I had no idea where that camera was, neither did I have the slightest thought about it since I was a kid, it was just a damn old camera none of us cared about anymore...
[deleted] ยท 414 points ยท Posted at 04:16:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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dewlover ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 05:41:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
woah. there was a guy up further who said he saw the same thing happen at an intersection but with teal honda civics. none with license plates.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:34:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A glitch in the reddit
dewlover ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:14:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A glitch in the reddit
faberpach ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 09:14:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not enough RAM in matrix
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:56:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, just lazy coders
RedHerringxx ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 08:58:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 09:21:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Always spawns the car you want AFTER YOU FIND IT!
FooHentai ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 11:41:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nerd fact: This is because the cars in GTA are stored in groups, and the game can only load a few groups in at one time. The group of the car you're in, and one or two other groups determined by the district you're in.
ragamufin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Always wanted to know why this happened, thank you
blucheez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:14 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't see it like that. Usually GTA only spawns cars of the model I'm in, not the district group.
The way I see it, is, GTA can only have some many car models loaded at once, so it spawns the district group, as well as the specific model you're in... but not models from the same group as yours, just your specific model. If that makes sense.
ignitionnight ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:15:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
relevant
BreeBree214 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:37:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bet the odds of this could be easily calculated. I'd like to know
wolfsweatshirt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And now you have to go and find the nice part of town where everybody drives Cheetah's.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:57:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Memory was almost full, had to reuse some assets.
Iwokeupwithoutapillo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happens to me too, with my LR3. It's like I'm in a club or something.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have that with the Citroรซn C3 where I live. Everybody seems to have that car. Hell, I drive one myself! Allways reminds me of GTA, where the car you're driving pops up everywhere.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly? I am glad that your story does not freak me out. I am really thankful for this.
ragamufin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
finally
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me with 7 black Pacificas. Weird shit.
BillButtlicker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Truman Show?
ragamufin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Only if you were driving a red 2007 Chevy Suburban
shipmaster1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That actually still is a Matrix moment, because some of the people in the matrix are replicas. If you watch the sequence in the Matrix with the girl in the red dress, passing by in the background in several shots are different sets of twins.
RubyAmnesia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:01 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have these ALL the time. Mostly with PT Cruisers for some weird reason. Even mentioned it to my SO the other day when I say four different VW Beetles at the four way stopsign we were at.
Cermo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:41 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That reminds me of something not glitchy, more funny. I was driving on the south side of Chicago in a white Ford Econoline delivery van. Suddenly I realized I was surrounded by white Ford Econolines, except mine is dressed as a flower delivery van with a fridge unit on the roof, the one to the right is an 18-passenger window van, the one in front is just a plain white cargo van, and the one to the left is a conversion van. For a few minutes we were driving down the street in a perfect diamond formation by ourselves. Not so much a "stuck in Grand Theft Auto" moment as a "stuck in a Ford Econoline brochure" moment.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And it's always shitty cars...
Margot23 ยท 158 points ยท Posted at 05:53:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My Mom and I both dream about the same place. It's a three story white house.
We usually dream about the house on the same night, so that in the morning we have conversations like "so, the house was in the Midwest last night," "Yeah, I know, was the laundry out on the line yet?" "No, the cloths pins were rotten..."
The first time we found out that we had been dreaming about the same house was the day my Ma came out and said "I just had the most terrifying dream ever. I was in a big, square, three story house in the woods and I was just investigating it. I think I was going to buy it. I went up to the third story and got lost and then ran into this idiot man-child."
"Mom, was he wearing a blue work shirt and suspenders? Did he sleep on the mattress in the back room?"
"...Yes."
"Was the third story kitchen floor rotting through?"
"...Yes."
The conversation went on for hours as we went into minute detail. Everything, and I mean everything, matched up. We ended the conversation by each drawing a picture of the house. Identical.
So yeah. There's that.
flagamuffin ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 10:30:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've read through this entire thread, and this story strikes me as the most fun one of all of them. Nothing too sinister, just a house.
scouty05 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:41:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know why but it freaks me out that both he and his mom describe so many features of the house as "rotten".
Margot23 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:08:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For me the way the house rots depends on where the house is. When it's near the water, like in the man-child dream, it's a soggy sort of rot. You know how, when particle-board gets wet, it gets sort of mushy? It's like that. But if you're there and it's in, like, Indiana, the wood is brittle, and if it breaks you can scrape yourself.
For Mom--and I just asked her about it--she says it's always a crumbly sort of rot. She'll take a step on the solid-looking floor and it'll just crumble underneath her.
That's how detailed the dreams are.
Anyway, for some weird reason she and I both want to find the house. We both want to go in. I think, if we found it for sale, we'd try to buy it.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 09:39:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you ever, and I do mean ever see that place... do not go inside.
theholyllama ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:26:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
are you kidding? i wouldnt be able to resist
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:20:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, if I had dreams like that, the only thing I wouldn't be able to resist is a good ol' fashioned fire-bombing.
Margot23 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:20:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd buy it in a heartbeat.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:20:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And Margot23 was never seen from again.
Except in our nightmares...
afflikt3d ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:23:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Buy it, as in "bought the farm"? If so then yes. You would buy it in a heartbeat.
nburaz ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:20:08 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OMG!! This just reminded me of a dream I had a while ago, I did not share the exact same dream with my sister but we both dreamt of the exact same person in it. I have totally forgotten about it until I read your post. In my dream I was sitting on some wood planks calmly floating on the ocean (it was deep blue and very vast..) I was somehow lying on the wood planks and I suddenly noticed someone was sitting next to me ( I saw his back) I slowly looked up, he had long blond hair (dreads) and was shirtless. It was not a horny dream or anyting like that I swear.. i truly felt a very strong ''friendship'' kind of energy with him. I think we talked.. and a little after that he took me by the hand beneath the surface of the ocean. It was a peacefull place.. i don't really remember the rest of it. It was the kind of dream you knew is important, you just don't know why. Later I forgot about it, didn't think much about it until my sister someday tells me about a weird dream with a blond haired guy in it. I asked her ''He had dreads?'' .. she looks weirdly at me and says, "ugh yes.." We explained how he looked in such detail.. it was exactly the same, shirtless.. and a very very friendly feeling comming from him. The rest of her dream was not the same, she was in a scary place.. but to her, he was a friendly and comforted her. The place and context were different, but we sure are talking about the exact same person.. How weird! (I just asked her if she remembers about it right now, she still does :3 )
IndieLady ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:22:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've got shivers...
xatmatwork ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:07:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16E-4avtddE
Margot23 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:19:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's applicable to almost everything on this thread.
You can either believe me when I say that Ma and I dream about the same place (different dreams, but the same place) on the same night very frequently, or you can't.
xatmatwork ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed.
Indeed. I don't disbelieve the entire story. I just find it more plausible that you have convinced yourself that some details are true that you have fitted to make your story seem more concrete.
Basically this bit. Based on truth I'm sure, the question is quite how much was confirmation bias / wishful thinking and how much actually happened.
Margot23 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:55:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a really skeptical person. I'm the kind of person who is happy to say "this was weird, but I'm sure there was an explanation. I just haven't found it yet." So I completely understand where you're coming from. I thought it was bizarre, too.
But this hasn't just happened once. It hasn't just happened a few times. It's once or twice a month, every month, for about three years now. And, of course, there are sometimes occasional simultaneous spikes in frequency.
Sometimes one of us will dream about the house while the other dreams about slaying dragons or 9AM naked pop quizzes. But when we do dream about the house on the same night, the dreams are always nearly identical. Minor details are the only things that vary. For example, in her dreams the house is slightly more rectangular, but only slightly. When I dream about it, it's like an American Foursquare on steroids. Both have wrap around porches on the first two floors, both have a third story that is much, much smaller (but with a second kitchen), both are extremely old. In mine there's always a wheelchair ramp in the back. I don't think she has that.
And events in the dreams are almost always identical. Like the man-child on the third story. We both stood in the bathroom of the third story when we noticed him. In Mom's dream she saw him in the mirror (his room is right across the hall from the bathroom). In mine I was already in the long hall between the bathroom and kitchen when he came out. Or there's the dream where you could go from the second story of our house through a trap door into the garage of the neighbor (because that night the house wasn't in the woods, it was in a revitalized community).
And we've thought of everything. We've gone through family photos to see if we've just seen a picture. We've never really traveled together, but we may have seen it one of the few times we did venture out together (it sure as hell isn't in our town now). I understand why we started dreaming about it: we've been trying to move for about three years. There's no reason to ever think that the dreams weren't inspired by that. But then, when we do dream about it on the same night, why is it somewhere new, and why are the events so similar?
I would be more than pleased if I could come up with an explanation that satisfied most of my questions, but I haven't come up with one yet. And I don't think it's confirmation bias or wishful thinking. We're both extremely skeptical people. Even if the details weren't all there it would still be weird. But the details are there. There is an upright piano just about ten feet from the front door. Sometimes you can't keep the front door shut no matter how hard you try.
I don't get it, but I wish I did. I don't think she and I are psychic. But I also don't think that she and I are so similar that the tiniest of triggers in our daily lives would cause us to have identical dreams that night. I don't understand it, and it frustrates me because I do wind up obsessing over whether or not I've accidentally filled in gaps to match her.
Y'know?
hoodieninja ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:03:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any drawings of the house that you could share? I'd be interested to see it.
onehoopyfrood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:30 on June 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ditto.
xatmatwork ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:36:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
After the first one or two times I would have started attempting to implement reasonable scientific conditions, e.g. tape recorders, recording your descriptions of the dreams independently from one another rather than "did you also dream of this" which could implant false memories (lolinception).
Both recording the events independently and then comparing descriptions would be much more interesting from a skeptic's viewpoint than this story you've given so far.
If, and this is a big if, the description you have given me is quite accurate, and you are a reliable witness with reliable anecdotes (as I said a big if), then I would still not conclude paranormal, I would first hypothesize that your mother is easily suggestible and/or happy to twist the truth to make it seem more spooky.
Margot23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OK
GetDoofed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:23 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is seriously giving me the chills...makes me feel like the experiences of 'Oneness" I have felt on hallucinogen-induced trips were more than a fleeting illusion. It also reminds me of multiple recurring dreams that almost haunt me in their clarity.
nddl04 ยท 566 points ยท Posted at 03:27:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Posted this before in a similar thread that didn't gain traction:
Of course I'll preface this with the usual "I'm not a superstitious or generally spiritual person" but...
In high school I was in the drumline, and we usually practiced early in the morning prior to school starting. We were inside the bandroom that day because it was fairly cold. So anyway, I'm doing my thing, playing the tenors (toms for the layman) and I drop one of my mallets. I turn to pick it up and I can't find it... There is about ten feet of open bare floor surrounding me and nowhere to be found. My instructor stops us and basically just asks me what the problem is. So several of us start searching around, can't find it. I say screw it and grab a spare set. About twenty mins later, the band director walks in, unlocks his office, sits at his desk and knocks on the window, I look up and he picks up the mallet off his desk with a look like, "what is this doing in here?" I could verify that it was mine because I marked each set. Nobody had gone in or out, no gap under the door, locked room, ended up on the desk. There were 15 of us in the room at that time and there was a unanimous "NOPE!!!!!!" moment. I was stunned and one of my buddies came unglued. We pretty much canceled the rest of rehearsal right there and many of us were pretty bugged about it the rest of the day. I couldn't concentrate on anything for almost a week after that. Eventually my brain just filed it away under "unsolved mysteries" and I went on with life.
TL:DR - Playing drums, dropped stick, (edit: "it") ended up in a locked room.
[deleted] ยท 141 points ยท Posted at 06:21:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So the band director finds it, freaks you out, and let's you leave early so he can go home. Genius.
nddl04 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 06:30:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was a bit unclear, but the instructor working with us at the time was not the director, and didn't have a key access to the office. We were rehearsing early as a section in the morning before classes. The director who found the mallet had no idea what was going on and the actual class started just a few mins later.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:35:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fair enough haha. I was only joking, but that stories crazy. This whole thread is giving me insane goosebumps.
nddl04 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 07:05:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed, even if at the end of the day it is just our scumbag brains screwing with us, it is amazing to see how many similar stories there are out there. It isn't really a kosher topic either. I've brought it up with a few people but they just act like I'm crazy so I stopped discussing it. First time I've talked about this incident in several years.
I had another friend with a similar portal moment, well... his mom actually. When she was in her teens, she was brushing her hair and dropped a full size brush on the floor. She bent down to grab it and it was no where to be found. Fast forward 30yrs. He is helping his grandpa upgrade the bathroom, pulls up the floorboard and finds a brush, finding it odd he shows his mom and she turned white as a ghost. It was the same brush. Apparently there weren't any loose boards or gaps that it could have slipped through... so yeah, another wtf story.
OutrightVillainy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:07:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/oeo0h/reddit_tell_me_your_glitch_in_the_matrix_stories/c3go889
Iwokeupwithoutapillo ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 05:54:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your tl;dr was kinda misleading.
nddl04 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:21:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I guess I didn't end up in a locked room... which would have been much more awesome.
erasethenoise ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 08:14:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There was obviously a tiny monkey let loose in the building. He grabbed your mallet, took it through the vents and left it in the director's office.
nddl04 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:17:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Boom! As a fan of Community I can't believe I missed that explanation!
erasethenoise ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:33:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's ok, I was just streets ahead!
khannn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
DAMN ANNIES BOOBS!
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:06:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was Schroedinger's cat in the locked office too? I bet it was hiding in the file cabinet!
HiddenKrypt ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:52:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. Fellow drummer here, I've had dropped and "popped" sticks fly into all sorts of weird situations, but that's freaking uncanny.
VivecTheDead ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:58:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is completely relevant to my interests because I to was a part of drumline. I was also a tenor player. Just be glad you didn't have to pick up the stick with them strapped on.
nddl04 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:06:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I mastered the art of the backward lunge grab.
VivecTheDead ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:12:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And here I was thinking I was the only one.
Block_After_Block ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:50:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's the cause of my minor back problems..Worth the ease!
NotWiddershins ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:20:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had something similar happen to me at work. I was grabbing a pair of girls' flip-flops for a customer when one of them fell off the plastic hanger. I was talking to the customer and her daughter, so none of us saw it land, but I heard it hit the base of the stand. When I went to pick it up, the sandal was nowhere to be found. There was a good seven to ten feet of empty floorspace between the sandals and any other stands. I checked under nearby tables and even under the sandal stand (less than an inch of space, so it wouldn't have fit), but we never found it. This has happened to me more than once.
TL;DR - My store eats sandals, but only half of each pair. At least you got your drum stick back.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:28:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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kyller713 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:40:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mindfreaked.
barrym187 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:15:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a very similar experience. I was home from college and sleeping in my old bedroom at my parentโs house. I always keep a bottle of water next to the bed so I can drink it throughout the night. I woke up that morning and reached over to grab it but it's not there. It's not uncommon that I'll knock it over and it'll roll under the bed or the table but it's usually within armโs reach. It's about 6am and getting light out so visibility in the room is pretty good and I still can't see the damn bottle anywhere. After groping around under the bed for a while Iโm coming up empty-handed so I get out of bed and on my hands and knees feeling around for it, checking my desk, under the table, bed, etc. I finally say "fuck it, I must have left it in the kitchen" but I canโt shake the feeling that I'm 100% positive it was right on the ground where I was kneeling. I decide to hit the bathroom since Iโm already awake now and glance over on the kitchen counter on my way... nothing... nothing in the bathroom either, as I suspected. I head back to the bedroom and I'm actually growing frustrated that I can't find the thing, I turn into the room and it's sitting straight up, right where it was supposed to be. I would have literally been crushing it while I was looking for it. After the initial confusion, I sat on the edge of the bed staring at it for like ten minutes with goosebumps. There was absolutely no possible way I could have missed it, I was the only person on that floor of the house at the time and everyone upstairs was asleep (mom, dad and sister). I would have had to go out of my way to avoid it while I was looking for it. It was early but after a couple minutes of looking around the room for it, I canโt entertain the idea that I was confused or disoriented due to just waking up. After staring at it for a while, I just threw it in the garbage because I was afraid to drink it. This was like 10 years ago and it was such a small event but I still think about.
TL:DR - Object disappears... reappearsโฆ I threw it away.
AliasHandler ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:34:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
nddl04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The fuck indeed sir.
pirateninjamonkey ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:24:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like your band teacher was a troll. :-)
Ryugi ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:29:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You dropped it into a warp portal.
nddl04 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:49:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly I have no idea. It didn't even fly away, it just dropped it what should have been near my feet. 12yrs later when I think about it I still get chills. One of my good friends, who was there that day, came to visit around Christmas and we got to talking about it. The hilarious thing is that we referred to it as a "glitch in the matrix" so when I saw this thread I had to post.
Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:59:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is no better phrase for it, my friend.
Focused-Third-Eye ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:47:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now you're thinking with portals. But seriously, good post..I enjoyed reading this one.
Ameliorat3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:55:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As a fellow drummer (high school, college, drum corps) I can relate, those buggers roll far when you drop them sometimes. But definitely weird that it ended up in a locked office with no other way in... Can't explain that.
nddl04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for mentioning drum corps on reddit.
But yeah, I KNOW there is a rational reason why that happened, I just can't figure out what it is. The reason I eventually came up with that satisfied me enough to stop thinking about it all the time was that I had a mismatched pair without realizing it (for about an hour), I dropped one that took a mysterious roll and was never to be seen, and in the same coincidence, the missing of the original pair happened to be on the directors desk. Some reasons why this doesn't gel though...
But yeah, I have convinced myself that this is what happened, I've gone over every other iteration possible by now in my head.
icarusbreathes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I played guitar a lot more I swear to god dropping a pick meant half of the time that I was never seeing that fucking pick again. Obviously that's a lot easier and sometimes it just took a crazy bounce though.
Yondee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So it seems Chris Angel was in a drum line when he was in high school.
Alyssinreality ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Either your bandroom is set up very similar to mine, or you went to limestone high school.
crazyface1295 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's freaking crazy. I play tenors too and that would freak me the heck out. What high school did u go to and what year was it?
YourCurvyGirlfriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Someone else found it... there's only one band teacher, he probably wants this back, ill just put it on his desk here so he gets it when he comes back.
nddl04 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:15:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in the room the entire time. It was a large practice room with an attached office, with its own locked door -and a solid window in between. During the rehearsal, I was about 30 ft away and facing the door. The "drop" was a simple fumble as I was twirling it in my fingers.
icknick ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:48:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think the janitor found it and put it on the desk.
igrvks ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 13:48:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, such an interesting thread I had to register to tell this thing that happened to me.
It happened two days after I turned 8. I live in Finland and we had just moved into town. Our apartment was in these cheap rental high-rises, 8th floor. My grandma had given me a few comicbooks as a present and I had been reading them ever since the party (quite a stack, something like 10 to 15 individual comics). There was this one book, a spider-man comic. It wasn't about the usual spidey but something about Peter Parker's clone acting as "crimson spider man" (at least that's how it was translated to finnish).
I had just returned from school so my parents were still at work and I started reading this comic. At some page the protagonist is crouching on a roof, jumps down and lands into the "spidey-crouch", hands between his legs.
Without thinking anything I just laid down the comic, walked to our balcony and climbed on the fence using a chair as a ladder. As I was sitting there I see some man down and across the street, he saw me sitting there and started running towards our house. At this same moment, I had this really calm feeling taking over me. I took a deep breath, closed my eyes and jumped down.
When I jumped I could hear the man scream "EI JUMALAUTA!!!1" (NO, followed by an abbreviation to god help me). Then I just heard wind in my ears. Next thing I know, I'm on the ground, crouching like spider man. The man runs around some high bushes just when I stand up, stops dead on his tracks and all color escapes his face. He just stood there with absolute terror in his eyes, completely silent and looking at me for a few seconds before backing away slowly, without turning his face off me before he's back at the corner, where he turns away.
I returned to the lower door only to find out I had left my key inside. So I just sat down and waited for my father to return from work, something like one hour. He was naturally suprised to find me there, without my backpack. I told him what had happened ("dad, I'm spider man") when we were in the elevator. Dad thought it was just my imagination. When we returned inside and he saw my comic book laid open on the ground, with the page featuring the jump and the balcony door left open he took away the particular comic book and never allowed me on the balcony before I turned 12 and we moved to a bit better house, third floor. He also becomes disoriented every time I mention this to him and changes the subject quickly. Although he does admit he found me downstairs and balcony door was open. I still remember this occasionally, clear as day.
TL;DR I was the glitch in the matrix.
Defelegen ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:41:51 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you actually died, but just as before you died you jumped to a parallel universe and took the subconscious of a you that actually survived the jump?
geganerd3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:01 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The plot thickens.
oph1uchus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:38:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
pretty fucking awesome story for your first comment. congrats on ending your lurking ways, spidey.
stopitrightmeow ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:44:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, but how fucken funny would it be to see that on video and the reaction of the guy that witnessed this. He probably shat so many brix
ragamufin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:20:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
so fucking awesome
GeneralClusterfuck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What the... MITร VITTUA JรTKร???
Merkath ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:24 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not saying that you should, but have you ever tried this again? From smaller drops or something.
gibbdaddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you land on grass or some kind of concrete or asphault?
Mr1Bean ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:47:54 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How high up was this balcony?
[deleted] ยท 1890 points ยท Posted at 02:08:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every so often, I'll have dreams which play out exactly as I've dreamt them, years later. They're usually insignificant moments, so I make a mental note and move on.
TwBw ยท 1059 points ยท Posted at 02:46:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same thing happens to me. It happens about once every 4 months or so, but these dreams always seem to come true, and sometimes years later, it's really creepy to experience something you dreamed about 3 years ago...
Cloakz ยท 740 points ยท Posted at 03:00:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Really screws with ya doesn't it? Never makes sense when you dream it and so you dismiss it and it is condemned to the depths of your mind. Then one day, out of the blue, months or years later, it happens. Like Deja-Vu, but not quite...
Ghoom ยท 609 points ยท Posted at 03:24:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm glad others experience this! This happens to me every so often and am certain I had seen the setting/situation before in a dream. I recently have started to doubt if I actually saw it in a past dream or if it was some type of immediate deja-vu black cat walking past the door matrix thing going on. Good to finally hear others do it as well.
edit- also whenever this happens I try to remember "well what happened next in the dream"?!
[deleted] ยท 336 points ยท Posted at 04:00:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I DO THIS EXACT THING!!!! It varies from random conversations to insignificant occurrences to me informing friends that they are pregnant before they know. It freaks out people because I tell them things they don't want to know or can't handle most of the time. I am learning to keep them to myself because not everyone likes having their sentences finished for them or even being told what they will experience when they go to subway with me. I don't know everything, I am not saying that. What happens is that I remember exact things I have dreamed about.
Example: About seven months ago I had a dream that some lady with a weird accent and short blonde hair was asking me about how I was enjoying my job. I look down. There is a cake and an ice cream scooper in my hand.
I wake up, the dream makes absolutely no sense to me. Flash forward a few months.
I get a job at a cheesecake factory, my supervisor is a french woman with a dirty blonde pixie cut. About my second week of work I am using an ice cream scooper to poor melted cream cheese frosting onto a carrot cake. She comes over and inquires how I am doing with the job, I freeze and a shiver of recognition goes through me. I can not say the date exactly when I saw this happening but I remember where in my previous relationship it was, sometime toward the middle of June to beginning of July.
Over time I was convinced I was going crazy and that I was just observant of certain things but then it got out of hand to the point that I would question whether or not this was actually reality. Slowly, I began flirting with the idea of suicide and death lost its scare factor for me because either it meant that I would die and nothing would happen or I would be forced to relive this life over ( my personal theory on how I knew most of this stuff was happening because it already did).
This is why I fucking love Reddit. I have shared more of my life with you guys than anyone in this world.
Arachn ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 07:03:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
AHHH! I have always wanted to post my experience on reddit but didn't want the flood of negative comments and such with everyone telling me I was batshit or exaggerating.
This happens to me so very often. I will have periods of time, sometimes weeks or months where I don't have any dreams worth remembering or aren't significant, and then follow up with super vivid dreams that are so very relevant to my waking life. I like to think of it as some sort of intuition or something and then keep that thought to myself.
One night at a friend's party for new years, we were all in this little dining room area and I was the only one still awake, talking on cam with my husband (at the time fiance) while he was on deployment but in port. Around this time I was having very vivid dreams that would be nearly exactly what happened at a later time in my waking life.. or I'd have a dream with a lot of symbolism in it that after something happened my brain went AHA! And I realized what that dream had been about after getting an awful deja vu feeling. Anyway, there are two people sleeping in front of me, two of my close friends. To the left of where I was laying and on my laptop there were a couple people I knew of but wasn't friends with. One of the guys was this typical mallgoth-videogamer type guy. He wore those baggy tripp pants and spiked his hair and blah blah. Everyone had been asleep for a couple hours and it was dead silent (I can't sleep without a boxfan running to cover up the silence so I stayed up) and as I mentioned before, I was on cam. Well I suddenly zone out and have a series of images run through my head. In these images, I feel very masculine and almost like i wasn't all there, and I stand up and am a bit wobbly, I walk over to the female friend laying to the front of me, I look down and then all I get is the sensation of wetness. Like vomiting or something. That's the only way I can describe it. So the images stop, and my husband goes "hey what are you looking at", and as I began typing to him that I was just spacing out, the kid I mentioned before stood up, wobbled, walked over to my friend and looked down at her for a couple seconds, and I couldn't believe what I was seeing- I knew it was just a huge coincidence so I didn't say anything, I didn't do anything but watch.. all of a sudden.... HOLY SHIT HE WAS PISSING ON HER. WHAT THE FUCK?! I yell out "OMG ___, STOP PISSING ON __@!!!!!@!@!!" My friend sits up in a gasp and you can hear the guys piss hitting the blanket and he suddenly bends in half over his dick, everyone is awake and staring now as he slowly walks outside to finish pissing. He doesn't come back for like 20 minutes even though it was FREEZING outside. Seeing as the girl getting peed on was one of my closest friends at the time, she knew about my dreams and the "freaky intuition" thing and how often it had been happening around that time, she goes "YOU SAW ME GET PISSED ON BEFORE IT HAPPENED DIDNT YOU??" and I laughed and then ended up crying a bit because I was so overwhelmed and confused at the entire situation.. and I felt bad that I didn't say something the moment he stood up. My husband heard the whole thing through audio and saw the expressions on my face play-by-pay. I hope it was interesting.
Earlier at this party, someone had been passing around a camera taking pictures and everything. And everyone knew I was hard to get a picture of. I always managed to ninja myself out or block my face or whatever if I didn't feel like having my picture taken. I was in the process of losing a lot of weight and just didnt want to be caught in any pictures. I was on my laptop again and drawing pictures and not being social, all of a sudden the hair on the back of my neck stands up and in my head I hear "I'm going to get a picture of her" and i lift my arm up and block my face- BAM SOMEONE GOT A PICTURE OF ME WITH MY ARM IN FRONT OF MY FACE- There was a circle of people behind me, no one said a word about it, they were all laughing and drinking and all stopped to stare at me after that happened. The girl who got the picture said "How the hell did you know I was going to do that? I just pulled my camera out and thought I'd snag you while you weren't paying attention!" So that night was just really awful for me and I got way more attention than I was comfortable with.
One more- I had a dream that informed me that I was pregnant, and also in the same dream informed me that I would miscarry. In this dream- again through my perspective I was staring at this giant egg. I knew it was my own body, and I noticed that there was a sperm tail wriggling out of it and managed to set off this crazy reaction of cells splitting almost immediately. I watched cells divide and morph right in front of my eyes, slowly looking more and more like a tiny little embryo/fetus whatever. It only looked like it could have been 5 weeks. My heart began fluttering as I watched because I knew this was my baby, I knew it was a boy and I loved it so very much. Time felt like it was just melting away. Suddenly the tiny little heart started forming, and the tiny premature eyes popped through and they looked a shade of green. The heart kept twitching every once ina while. Suddenly, with my "stomach" in knots and a surge of anxiety, I watched the heart kick start and beat.. It beat for about 12 seconds and then just died. I began to panic as I caught myself thinking "Please start beating again, please start beating again" over and over. Terror ran through me as I realized this little thing wasn't going to make it. This deep voice ran through me.. not sure if I should call it a voice as I felt it more than heard it. Whatever it was said "He's not going to make it, his heart couldn't start." I woke up the next morning with that awful feeling in my gut. I was a bit confused and knew to go out and get a pregnancy test. I had been told I would never be able to conceive because I have PCOS, so I wasn't using protection with my fiance in hopes that maybe I would get pregnant. I got a pregnancy test that day- positive. I remember staring at the test so incredibly excited and trying to push the way the dream turned out to the back of my mind. Less than two weeks later, I go to the ER because I began having spotting and after several hours find out that I was having a miscarriage. They sent me home with sympathetic looks and ativan.
I also had several dreams that informed me that I was pregnant with my first born. Had about ten different dreams about her while pregnant about what she looked like and other than her hair being a bit lighter, she looks exactly as she did in those dreams.
I have so many stories like that, even simple ones where my stomach would be in knots and I'd be anxious all day expecting something awful to happen and by the end of the day something awful WOULD happen, like someone getting into an accident or someone dying, etc. I try to tell myself they are all coincidences, out of fear of the negative backlash I get from anyone I have tried to tell. I have told every single person I know that had a baby either that they were pregnant before they knew, or told them the gender before they knew. I'd like to think that there are scientific explanations for every bit of them- like my body is just very in tune with itself and sensitive to hormones and pheromones or something (which honestly sounds just as crazy to me as something like spiritualism or intuition) and people can be skeptical if they wish, I am and these things happened to ME so I can't blame you.
However, side note- Girls with PCOS- Don't listen to your doctors if they gave you a diagnosis like never being able to conceive or have babies. I lost a lot of weight and went on birth control, went off it and BOOM- baby. I am about to have my second in about a month. So if you don't want kids, make sure you use protection, and if you are heartbroken because you want kids, don't lose hope. I'm not the only one this has happened to, I personally know several girls with PCOS who now have babies who were given the same grim news.
severus66 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:28:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, I'll say it.
If you truly do have premonitions --- well fuck, that would probably be the biggest scientific breakthrough concerning space time of the fucking century.
My suggestion, is that you try to prove these moments, if they really happen.
I know most phenomenon like this get 'angry' at science and tend to disappear the moment someone tries to shed light on it, but nevertheless.
I know some moments would be impossible, but with the pregnancy thing --- hell you could have typed up your premonition on a computer and saved it.
Bam - computer file with last modified date. You'd be able to verify, at least at a basic level, that your vision of the future was actually real, and not just a mis-rememberance after the fact. You may have never had the premonition but simply thought you did after the fact. One thing psychology has taught me is that our memories are highly unreliable. Hell, even moments of great salience - like Pearl Harbor or 9/11 --- they've proven aren't even more accurate memories than any other humdrum moment in our lives.
Arachn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, I don't give "them" a name. It happens in different forms- daydreams, dreams, quick random thoughts, strong emotions, etc.
And hon, I already got that down. Whenever I have a dream that I feel is "significant" I immediately tell someone I trust about it that I know won't give me shit for it. My husband, for instance. It's not something I want attention for, it's not something I want people to know and that they can use as ammo against me. I don't know how to explain it, no one else will know how to... and people don't react nicely to things that can't be understood easily- (and hellooo! there are a huge amount of people that don't react nicely to things that are easily understood- like science and evolution and etc) I would personally love a scientific explanation for these things. So far, the only thing anyone has brought to me is what you mentioned- altered memories or just coincidences.. but honestly once something that can be explained as a coincidence happens over and over I can no longer believe that it is just merely a coincidence. I have made sure for years that I tell someone in exact detail immediately and I either write it down or post about it on the computer so it has a time stamp like you mentioned.
I did type up the pregnancy dream, and I wrote it down in a dream journal, dated it and everything. I went back and read through it after the miscarriage and I had this awful sick feeling for a while after that. As for the pregnancy dreams about my current child, and the one about to greet the world soon- both have facebook posts regarding them, or personal one-on-one conversations with friends about the dreams. I talked to several of my friends that have known me for a long time and know about the "quirky" bits of me about the dreams about being pregnant. If I can find those posts (should be easier with the timeline) I would be willing to screencap them and start documenting them more- though no matter how much "proof" I racked up, I'm sure there would be people who refused to accept it.
I have friends that major in psychology and told me the same thing- that sometimes your brain will fill in details that didn't actually happened and can alter your memories and etc- I assure you that is not what has happened in any of these instances. I have had witnesses or "proof" for me not just making things up. Only thing is, it's most of the time on the spot and only something that a couple people know of- like my friend being peed on right after I "saw" it happen through my eyes as if I were doing it.
There are times where I don't feel the need to write it down or anything because I remember it with such accuracy and have already had someone experience it "with" me if you will, so I don't feel the need to prove it to anyone later unless it's very significant or "big".
Another quick one (and an example of one where I wouldn't bother trying to save it) is, my husband had come home from duty day, in the morning and crawled into bed with me. We slept together for a couple hours, and I had a crazy dream where I was sitting in the back left seat of a car. The outside of the car was red, the interior was dark gray-almost black. I saw the console and the shape and contour of it reminded me of a mustang- where it's sorta domed over the gauges and everything. There was a newer radio/cd player in the middle. And I looked down and saw what I assumed was the gear shift for a manual car. The car smelled new, and out the front windows there were leaves everywhere and a tree almost right in front of it. (sorry I fail trying to explain cars) I sat up in bed and all groggy explained this word-for-word to my husband who also was starting to wake up. He sits up with me and starts rubbing the side of his face and laughing. I ask him what is so funny and he goes "Well, I think you just did your freaky dream thing with my surprise for you.. I don't think I'll ever be able to buy you something big at this rate." I press him more and he tells me that after we woke up he planned on taking me to see my new car. I still don't understand why this is significant other than me dreaming about a car from the backseat-- We get to the guy's house and I see the car. It's red. The guy we are buying it from asks me if I want to sit up front and I tell him no, that I wanted to sit in the back because I'd feel safer. I get in, look up and about lose my shit when I see exactly the same thing I just dreamt about. It wasn't a manual car, that's just how the gear shift looked and was placed. The interior and dashboard and everything was exactly as I had dreamed it. There were leaves all over the ground in the front of it and a tree swaying that I could see from the back. At this point (this was just last year) I have had so many things like this happen to me that I no longer got creeped out, just amused.
Sorry for such a long reply. I just wanted to make sure I responded and thanked you for not mocking me. I have had so many people not just dismiss things I have tried to explain to them but mock me while doing it. I do have to ask though, do you have a source for the proof on the pearl harbor/9/11 things? Because I've read articles where someone tried to disprove something like that and were just as vague and such as someone trying to PROVE supernatural things. I would love to read an actual article/s where it is written nicely and actually has "proof" and not just mundane explanations and deem it proof.
<3
dongleberries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:57 on January 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I suggest you check out the book called Extraordinary Knowing by Elizabeth Lloyd Mayer. It will answer your questions I am certain. I am about to finish reading it and let's just say you will be highly interested.
shady8x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My memory of 9/11 consists of waking up from a bad dream and convincing my mom not to go to work, there was just something that told me I had to. Our computer broke the day before and I needed her to call the repair guy to come to our house and fix it. There wasn't really any rush but I just had to convince her not to go to work for some reason and fixing the computer was the best excuse I could come up with. Then going to school, then seeing the news, then frantically trying to call my mom to ask if she stayed home and her not answering. Then running home to find out that she didn't lead a tour to the world trade center that day... The tour guide that took the job, wasn't so lucky.
Also, when I was really young, I did write down what I saw in a dream and then saw it happen exactly like that the next day. I started to forget the content of my dreams some years later and only getting feelings from them.
Smooth_Operator_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:34:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I, myself, have indeed experienced this same phenomenon as well.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:33:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
was it worth the read?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:29:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is simply amazing, wow.
Congratulations on both of your children, I hope they have something of the same ability as you.
I know this is seemingly inconsequential but what color are your eyes?
As for the parent/child thing I ask because my mother seemed to have done the same thing. She was very young and JFK was riding through her town, some how my mother fought her way to the front of the crowd with my grandmother only a few steps behind. The top was down on the president's car and as he passed my mother as a child flipped a penny into it and said loudly, "Remember what happened to him." Followed by her turning and walking right into my grandmother. Well as I was told my grandmother took her home and beat the living bejeezus out of her for threatening the president of the United States of America.
He was assassinated within a month.
NervousMcStabby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:12:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hate to break it to you, but the kid didn't forecast Kennedy's death. This is a case of a confirmation bias combined with a fallacy known as the Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy... Basically, our minds try to create patterns where there are none.
The fallacy gets its name from imagining a cowboy shooting at a barn. Over time, the side of the barn becomes riddled with holes. In some places there are lots of them, in others there are few. If the cowboy later paints a bullseye over a spot where his bullet holes clustered together it looks like he is pretty good with a gun.
By painting a bullseye over a bullet hole the cowboy places artificial order over natural random chance.
Take, for example, these two predictions from Nostradamus:
Sure sounds Nostradamus foresaw the coming of Hitler, doesn't it? Many of Nostradamus' predictions concern a German that wages a great and then dies mysteriously. Yet, if you truly believe that Nostradamus predicted Hitler's rise, you're falling for the fallacy hook, line, and sinker.
Nostradamus wrote nearly 1,000 ambiguous predictions and most of them make no sense at all. They never came true and they never will. Even these ones that concern a German named "Hister" become a lot less interesting when you learn that Hister is the Latin name for the Danube River.
Not only do you contend with the Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy in the case of your Kennedy prophet, but also the fact that our brain does not actually store memories in a concrete way. In fact, memory recall is highly influenced by the situation in which the memories are retrieved. That is why eye-witness testimony is usually so suspicious -- people recreate false memories all the time and believe them to be true.
I posted this above, but...
There are tons of studies that back this up, but you can do a simple one right now.
Grab a piece of paper and read the words below out loud one at a time. After reading through the list, try to write down as many of the words as you remember.
Do not read beyond the words until you're done.
Okay.
Take a look at your list. How many did you get? Did you write the word "window" down? When presented properly, 85% of people will write the word window down, despite the fact it does not appear in the list.
People will swear up, down, left, and right that they saw something a certain way, when in fact their mind has constructed a false memory. It's similar to how deja vu works and, combined with the TSF, is what forms the basis of these "prophetic" memories.
Arachn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, and I do too, though I would have to teach them when it's okay to tell someone something and when to keep it to themselves. I have got a lot of chastising and whatnot when I took chances and told people who are absolutely against the thought of anything they can't explain happening.
I have "brown" eyes. They are that amber-yellowish brown, almost like honey I guess. My husband has green eyes and my first born has deep blue eyes. (Both of our mothers and grandmothers have blue eyes of differing shades)
That's an amazing/awful story at the same time. Young children are crazy like that and I've heard of several instances of things like that happening with children. If my daughter/s ever say something out of the ordinary or start talking about things happening or that they dream about I know to pay attention!
crazyfreak316 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:09:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This needs TL;DR
Arachn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, I apologize. I saw a lot of other posts that didn't have a TL;DR and with such a thread I didn't think it needed one. If I see a long post, I read the first few sentences and decide if I want to continue or not. Tl;DRs don't work for me and only make me more curious to where I end up reading the whole thing anyway. Sorry to inconvenience you but there was really no way I could Tl;DR that imo :3
-RobotDeathSquad- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:49:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I read every word. That was fascinating. Maybe you have more external senses than the average human, like how horses or animals in general can sense danger. You can sense if someone is pregnant or how their mood is etc, but on a much higher level.
panamaspace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, you are referring to horsey-sense. Good call.
iWantedToKnowThat ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:25:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We should all start dream journals!
[deleted] ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 04:27:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I concur. All Redditors with precognitive dreams who wish to join, say aye.
(An upvote will be counted as agreement.)
iWantedToKnowThat ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:50:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i see what you did there!
rainman18 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 05:47:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I already saw what he did there in a dream.
svrnmnd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:06:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
hipster pre-cog.
KuraiDM ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:48:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aye :)
covert888 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:50:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aye!
appropriate-username ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:53:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, you already knew who was going to say aye so this is superfluous.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Again! I do not know everything, I have dreamed about Reddit a couple times but not about this thread. I can not tell you what I will eat for breakfast yet, I cannot tell you what is on the tv at this moment. It is not an every second out of every day type thing. It happens randomnly.
appropriate-username ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:57:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yeah, I was just joking :P
Next time you're in a dream, though, try to go on reddit. Might get a good idea for a post :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is it stealing original content if the other person hasn't thought of it yet?
appropriate-username ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well something might prevent that other person from thinking about it. So, unless you steal the whole front page (which would be EPIC), I don't see any harm done.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:46:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aye!
alquanna ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:25:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aye!
frere_de_la_cote ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:34:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aye, sign me up. I've been keeping one on and off for the past few years, but nothing much has happened.
boomfarmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whaddya know - there's an r/dreamjournals
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
*subscribe
76goodspeed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:05 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aye!
LinkLincolnLogs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:19:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have already started mine and after reading this post I feel a lot better knowing I am not the only one having dreams like this.
johnpisme ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:27:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No shit this EXACT shit happens to me all the time! The most mundane shit...but I know exactly what will happen for like a five minute stretch of time exactly like you described it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:32:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't it make you uncomfortable, don't you question yourself or try to rationalize it?
I used to think about it scientifically and try to say well maybe I saw a place in passing and it is only natural that one day something like such n' such would happen. But eventually it got to the point of me not even being able to do that, places in other states I had never gone, people I had never seen before. So I thought maybe my brain is defunct.
johnpisme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:05:46 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I try to rationalize it by saying it's probably some kind of brain glitch that is making me think the situation is familiar. The few times I have been able to know something that was gonna happen (a topic someone was going to talk about or some other mundane but strangely unique event), I pretty much ignore the fact that this is completely unexplainable and besides, it's also useless so who cares. Other times I just tell myself maybe I had a dream about this and really who knows what the subconscious is capable of knowing. I wish I could somehow make this into some sort of useful ability, but I may as well hope to come across a genie's magic lamp.
Edit: It's pretty reassuring to find out this exact thing happens to other people. I never have discussed it with anyone because what would I say and what would they think? At the same time, I am kinda annoyed that I'm not "special" lol I also don't remember my dreams as well as you seem to, which is why I only assume the dream connection might explain it. Have you ever had a lucid dream? I've never TRIED to do it, but I remember clearly that when I was younger I was in the beginning of what was clearly going to be a nightmare, but before it got real bad i somehow realized it was a dream and I took control of events and ended up going to an amusement park in the dream and not having to wait in lines or anything. Maybe the ability to lucid dream is in someday related? Just a stab in the dark.
captjet23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:48:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have this happen quite often, and when it does, all I can think is "well what happened next," like Ghoom said up there. Sometimes I can even remember multiple lines of cause and effect. Like parallel universes. The most glitchy thing I found was actually a part of this, when I started quoting my friend and I copied her next 3 sentences without missing a word and with perfect inflection.
Rose375 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's awesome.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did it not weird her out a little?
captjet23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
She immediately WTF'd and gave me a really wide eyed look, but just shrugged it off. I was more amazed by her just walking away and not asking any questions than I was about me actually doing it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once told a friend that she was going to die in four years, she has one year left...
tmonz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:19:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's strange how most people would rather open up to a complete stranger than someone they know really, really well.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I never claimed to understand the human thought process.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:19:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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godlesspinko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:54:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, let's apply some sloppy science. Any non-cancers still relate to the above comments?
AkiMatti ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:00:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am a Taurus and I relate. I don't believe in horoscopes, either.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:51:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Scorpio, I can relate to those
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:43:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Libra and the same, also don't believe in astrology
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me and Im a Libra
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Gemini, early June
severus66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, do you honestly believe that the gravitational force of distant planets and constellations (I know Neptune is supposed to govern Pisces) - has any effect on a fetus at birth?
Hell a fat nurse standing next to the baby has probably more of a gravitational pull. Not to mention Earth.
Sounds obvious, but IOW, astrology is bullshit.
Leanneh20 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:34:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i once had a dream i was working in an old-fashioned ice cream parlor. I was with a good friend of mine, and we were making root beer floats. A few years later, a museum I worked at set up an old-fashioned ice cream parlor to replicate one from the '50s or so, and when I started working in there, I realized it was the one from my dream. It was the strangest thing...
ScootRooster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:53:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happens to me too. They're always really useless things. The last one was me playing hopscotch with my daughter. And I can remember the dream years ago thinking "but I don't have a daughter. I'm not even married."
I just wish it was sports results or lottery numbers.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They can change as well. When I was with my former boyfriend I used to have a dream about a little girl with blue eyes and curly black hair, it scared the shit out of me to the extent that I destroyed that relationship. At least the dreams stopped...
PBlueKan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:33:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/8h5FG
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed harder than I should have at that...
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 07:44:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your mind is simply warping your memory to fit a vaguely similar situation. It happens to EVERYONE. Our memories are not as accurate as you'd like to believe. They are easily manipulated and warped.
In addition, there are literally millions of thoughts and dreams that never result in anything, and the percentage that do intersect with some real life occurrence represent a very small percentage in line with statistical probability. However, our minds have a bias towards emphasizing the unusual, so it seems like something meaningful is going on. Nobody ever gives a second thought to the 99.999% of things that they think that don't ever happen in real life.
kojak488 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:42:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you're fun at parties.
severus66 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:34:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, I think discussing cognitive psychology - particularly memory as well - is vastly more interesting than someone's astrological sign and its bullshit ramifications.
I'm a Fire Pisces by the way and that means I have a big dick, and am expected to amass a large fortune by 2014. It's in the stars. Also, if I don't fuck 10 big-titted women by the end of 2012, the world will end. If you don't sleep with me a loved one of yours will die. If you do, however, your crush will fall in love with you!!!11
perseus13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:10 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would invite him to my parties
kojak488 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:34:30 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sausage fest whoo!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:19:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you're one of those people that thinks facts and rational thought aren't fun, and thinks any attempts to actually look into extraordinary claims or learn new things is boring and stupid. Yeah, you sound like a real fucking winner.
kojak488 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:23 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's a good thing you're not a betting man. Take the money you'd spend on gambling and buy yourself a sense of humour please.
perseus13 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:39:04 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should have gambled the money you wasted on buying a sense of humour.
kojak488 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:34:13 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I did.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:10 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I take the money I would have used gambling and give it to your mom for ass to mouth, so she can go get some crack afterward.
kojak488 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:32 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cool lie, bro.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:21 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, you got me. I was just trying to make a play based on your wording. But seriously, your mom's no whore. She's a total slut; she gives it away for free.
kojak488 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:14:05 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cool lie, bro.
svrnmnd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:09:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a movie or tv show where they were explaining how un-reliable memories were, I cant remember what it is. but I remember they gave people subtle clues and leading questions and were able to completely change peoples memories.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I upvoted you because I used to think something along those lines but no. While it is happening I will remember when I dreamed about it and finished what was going to happen usually. I started writing down reactions hours before the conversation took place and solutions on another piece of paper. If I stop a chain of events (which I have before) such as one time when I was at a friend's apartment with my close friend, we were backing up to leave in her car and I got the sense of recognition. Now it could have been anything, we had backed up in her car countless times but I remembered the potted plant to the left from my dream. She opened her mouth to say something and I said, "Trevor is not cheating on you." then went back to looking out the window.
She spluttered then said, "I- I was not going to say anything about him." I gave her a pointed look, she sighed and merely asked, "How do you know?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The human mind is extraordinary in its ability to make false connections, isn't it? You're also, of course, not factoring in everything you think that doesn't happen and just selecting for the things that do somehow match up, selectively giving them more importance, and also stretching them to fit your perception.
TwitchyWombat ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:31:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, because warping memory explains knowing people are pregnant and what the gender is before the people themselves even know. Good call!
NervousMcStabby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, that's just called confirmation bias / Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You really have no concept of confirmation bias, selective reasoning, or really any sort of logical fallacies at all, do you?
Waterwoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:25:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You could be a super hero. Lightning fast reaction time since you can act milliseconds before it happens.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In my sleep maybe, I already said it doesn't work for everything.
cubbyatx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:59:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you're awesome <3
the_traveling_ent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:54:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that is one damn interesting perspective on life man!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:37:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote from a former ent!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:41:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's the craziest part, I think. Remembering that you had absolutely no idea what was going on in the dream when you had it; the people you haven't met, the places you've never been, then suddenly you're in it, and the memory comes rushing back.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Drives me absolutely bonkers sometimes.
Atario ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:43:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On an unrelated note, what are this week's lottery numbers?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:38:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can we start a subreddit for this? I had one of these too and it still messes with me. We could write down significant feeling dreams then link them if they come true.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
r/dreamjournals I reccomend we all subscribe!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:43:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:34:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do not know how to label it, but it does happen enough for me to think it is off. I used to try and stop what was happening but I just let things happen most of the time then ask the other person, "Do you feel like we have done this before?" The answer is almost always no but I knew how it was going to happen.
Samizdat_Press ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:39:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had this too. But once I woke from the dream I know it was the future and would happen. My bike tire went flat in the dream after riding over the metal part at the bottom of our gate. Next day I stopped short of the gate, lifted my bike over it since I was so sure the tire would go flat. Bring it up to my room... The tire is flat.
It's happened more than once.
iMeoWzx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:50:19 on May 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You have to be kidding? Old but I was speaking to people on another thread about this. I honestly didn't know that it was so common! Nobody I have ever spoken about this with (a fairly large amount) has had this. We need to do some kind of group AMA :')
caedin8 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:48:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hate to be a dick but time doesn't work like that, it is impossible to see the future before it happens, because it doesn't exist. Sorry, the idea the that you can see the future in your mind in a dream is a fallacy with your mind, and your sanity, not the laws of physics and the universe around us.
schmittc ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:00:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You told me you'd say that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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stickygnargnarbrah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:57:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And my ax! Wait...
maxxx_orbison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:42:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm going to have to disagree. Every moment that has been, or will be, exists always because time is subjective. For every potentiality there is an alternate reality, from the shifting of an electron to the collapsing of a star, and for each of the resulting potentialities, the same, indefinitely. This being understood, his (or her) brain could, theoretically, experience subconsciously an imitation of the various neuron firings and chemical exchanges that occur on a different portion of this quantum net, as if it had experienced them before, because, objectively, it had, only in the "future".
caedin8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"For every potentiality there is an alternate reality, from the shifting of an electron to the collapsing of a star, and for each of the resulting potentialities, the same, indefinitely."
This is science fiction. I also loved the book Dune by Frank Herbert, but no one can see all the possibilities and pathways of the future laid out before them like Muad'dib.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You are not a dick for that, I have wondered the same thing. I have researched deja vu. It is basically when your mind searches for a situation like the one you are in, fails to find it and makes it feel familiar anyway. But that is not what seems to be experienced. We can locate the situation where we have seen it before, I have documented two dreams that have happened. They weren't significant events in my life but they happened the way I wrote.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Its never the bloody lottery numbers, is it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't play the lottery, but maybe if I start I will dream about it. Problem is I will have to play those specific number and with my luck it will be the one time I don't play or the week before I die that the numbers are correct.
Si_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is such a perfect example, I know exactly what you mean my dreams fuck with me too.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Scumbag brain, gives you dreams of the future, nothing important like lotto numbers.
mcscom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you really not heard of deja vu?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, but deja vu is where your brain can not place the situation, apparently a lot of us can remember these dreams because they were so weird at the time then came true.
mcscom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:01:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My impression of deja vu is often thinking I have seen a situation before (such as in a dream). In reality, I am sure that it is my memory subtly adapting to the situation before me to make me feel like I have seen that exact situation before (ie falso memory)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
USA
NervousMcStabby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hate to break it to you, but you're not reliving a dream.
What you're experiencing is the "Misinformation Effect," where your mind plays tricks on you. The core of it is that your mind does not "remember" much of anything, but rebuilds memories based on the information currently available.
There are tons of studies that back this up, but you can do a simple one right now. Grab a piece of paper and read the words below out loud one at a time. After reading through the list, try to write down as many of the words as you remember. Do not read beyond the words until you're done.
Okay.
Take a look at your list. How many did you get? Did you write the word "window" down? When presented properly, 85% of people will write the word window down, despite the fact it does not appear in the list.
People will swear up, down, left, and right that they saw something a certain way, when in fact their mind has constructed a false memory. It's similar to how deja vu works and is exactly what you're experiencing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And if I have text messages telling a previous boyfriend about a dream which then came true, what is that?
NervousMcStabby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Let's say you live to be 76. You've had somewhere between 112,000 and 277,580 dreams over the course of your lifetime. How many of those have come true? How many of those can you prove, via a written account, actually came true and were not simply misremembered by your brain? Extraordinarily few.
You're a victim of the brain's desire to make sense of the world and find patterns where there are none. You forget the fact that you dream upwards of 10 times a night the overwhelming majority of which never come true. Instead, your brain is biased toward remembering the dreams that "came true" or at least had some semblance or bearing on your life. In reality, you're batting extraordinarily low in terms of predicting or foreseeing any life events.
When you desire a meaning, when you line things up, you find patterns where none exist. When you step back and look, you quickly realize that there is nothing there but statistical noise -- not some cosmic connection with the future.
If we pair up the three horsemen of this phenomenon -- our own confirmation bias (we only remember when we're right), our brain's inability to recall memories without letting the present situation influence them, and The Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy (our brain's desire to seek out patterns where there are none), it becomes readily apparent that nobody dreams of the future with any predictable consistency. Some people might think they do, but they're fooling themselves more than their fooling anyone else.
In your case, remember that you're going to dream somewhere around 200,000 dreams in your lifetime. Most of them are going to be junk that you never remember. Out of the remaining, you will have a small few that actually are possible (the ones that don't involve monsters, zombies, magic, talking to dead people, etc). Out of those, an even small few will spur you to action (such as sending a text message). Out of those, an even smaller few will unfold as you predicted. So, sure, you had a dream which happened to come true, but remember that there are literally tens of thousands of dreams you've had that aren't true.
To put it another way, start texting someone every dream you can remember (which is already only a small fraction of the dreams you dream). If you do that for a year and then go back and read them, you'll realize that you aren't Nostradamus because, while that dream about your sister getting pregnant might have come true, the four hundred dreams you had about the zombie apocalypse didn't.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:09 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You say until zombies take over the world.
Sorry, I had trouble keeping serious with your username...
thndrchld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me all the time.
RoachOnATree0116 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please never take acid or shrooms I think dreaming is your limit :-)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:11 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the same way sometimes. It's like my dreams play out possible scenarios and eventually they come true. I kinda ignore it now because I'm not sure what significance it has. Usually it's pretty mundane things.
Opetich ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:31:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
same here, always tryed to remember what i can do to change the things, but i can never make it happen... it's very random the time it takes to get to that moment from weeks to years
fruitionproduction ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 03:36:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wait this happens to me! i was sure I was one of those seers in minority report until someone told me that our mind just tricks us into thinking we had a dream similar to this for some reason... now I don't remember what that reason was... I'm back to believing everybody in this thread can see insignificant moments in the future.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:01:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's to do with misfiring synapses or something in the brain, so the event has happened already but your brain is receiving the signals milliseconds later than they are occurring, so you feel like you have dreamt it before because you think you know what happens. That's the basic gist of Deja Vu, at least from what I vaguely recall reading about it on The Interwebs.
jesus_____christ ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:40:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Adding to that, I've heard it's the processed information going into long-term memory instead of short-term, so it feels like it happened it in the past instead of moments ago.
Why does anybody trust their mind, or assume it's an objective observer?
Pyromaniac605 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:07:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard about the same thing, but I really can't see how that can be right. For me it is always certainly something that happened in a dream weeks, even months beforehand, as in I wake up one day, "That was a boring dream", weeks/months later, "Holy crap, this is that boring dream!"
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:43:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So you are claiming you have super natural powers?
This is something most people experience, and we know exactly what causes the sensation of Deja Vu. You are not special to everyone else, you are just refusing to look at it logically, or it's a coincidence.
Pyromaniac605 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:51:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I definitely remember it being a dream weeks or months before hand, I don't see how that could be misfiring neurons though. My theory is that time just randomly has these weird "jump" like if you were to bump a cheap CD player and then it snaps back into the proper time, and we just don't understand enough about time to know how or why it happens.
But if you can explain how misfiring neurons can cause a dream about a real life event exactly as it happened months before hand, I'd be glad to hear it.
sheepyowl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:57:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i get the same thing as well.
do note that these 'forecast' dreams are pretty clear, hence easy to remember, but what you see seems completely unrelated making it hard to understand.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you read that guys comment about it being incorrectly stored in long term memory instead of short term?
Pyromaniac605 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:16:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not entirely sure you understand, I have the dream, nothing seems particularly special about it, but I am definitely having a dream, I could write down what happened in it and then it could happen exactly as I wrote weeks or months before. I have no idea how this could be a trick of the mind in any way.
Yoshimitz707 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:29:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But have you written down before? You can't know for sure your memory isn't just playing tricks on you. This happens to me all the time, too. But it's far more likely that it's a brain thing rather "time skips".
POOPFEAST420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:47:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Until you actually do write it down and re-experience it, there's no proof that it's not your brain being an unreliable interpreter of reality (which science tells us over and over again that it is).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:41:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I understand what you are saying. However I still stand by the point that it is the brain incorrectly sending the information to long term memory and then milliseconds after sending it to short term memory, so you may swear till you are black and blue in the face that you DREAMED it, but that's just the way Deja Vu happens.
I remember back when I was about 12 and being at the beach and a scenario happening that I could have sworn I dreamt about 6 months prior, and I thought about it for a few years later as it always boggled my mind how I knew what was going to happen before it was happening. But if you think logically about it, knowing that the brain can make mistakes and sending the information to two places at almost the same time, one being long term and the other being short term memory. Then that explains exactly what you are describing.
Unless you physically write down every single dream you have, you will never be able to prove what you are claiming. And the most logical explanation is DEJA VU.
NervousMcStabby ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:42:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
From what I understand, Deja Vu is also caused by the fact that the brain is really terrible at remembering where it saw patterns of objects, but good at remembering the objects themselves. Hence, when you're presented with a situation where objects are aligned in a way that is familiar, your brain basically says "ahh! This MUST be this other thing I saw. I've been here."
Your brain is just fooling itself, and you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:17 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The brain is pretty terrible at most things really, I mean look at the world today. Jersey Shore.....
I read somewhere about a similar thing to what you mentioned, but in regards to vision. And that we are basically blind in our peripheral vision but our brain creates objects that it thinks it remembers and keeps them there until we move our eyes. So If something changes in your peripheral then your brain wont even notice.
Pyromaniac605 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:18:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If it is deja vu, care to explain how I once stopped one of my friends and told him, word for word, what he was about to say?
NervousMcStabby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What about all those times you didn't stop your friend and tell him exactly what he was about to say? Just because you've done it once doesn't make it a pattern.
1137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or
Pyromaniac605 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:34 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry for the late reply, haven't been on reddit much in the last few days. Now that I think about it, it was probably one of those coincidentally timed with regular deja vu and I'm just remembering it as being a single event where I "saw the future".
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:36:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shouldn't you be the one trying to prove that? Not asking me to disprove your claims with no evidence.
Go back to wearing your power balance bands and Homeopathy.
ThatAwesomePenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, no need to get insulting. I believe in science fully, but this kind of thing is still interesting to me and I can say it's happened to me before. Who are we to say time travel isn't possible? We don't know everything.
It is very likely that what you described happened, but it is not definate.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:20:31 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think you have been watching too much sci-fi lately.
You are trying to find a reason for something that has already been explained by science. Unless you can provide some sort of proof of your "time travelling ability" then stop making up all this nonsense.
Also it's spelt definite.
ThatAwesomePenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:09 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You corrected my spelling. Ouch. These short sentences make for impact and further your serious tone.
I'm not trying to find scientific evidence that I can time travel. I never even said it directly, I was simply implying that it's nice to once in a while let your imagination run wild. Everything doesn't have to be so serious and logical all the time.
You're making up nonsense yourself, "Go back to wearing your power balance bands and Homeopathy", you don't know that person and so you can't know that they do that.
G198 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
DON'T KILL THE MAGIC FOR ME, MAN
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:40:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, what I meant to write was.
ALIENS.
Whazzits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I get these too. Strange thing is, half the time I sort of realize that this might be a predicative dream, and once I come to this realization it ends with something like a meteor or an explosion.
jabies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It could be some sort of unconscious calculation that is very precise. More plausible than seeing the future.
DukeMikeofG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The fuck. Am I the only person left here who can't see into the future?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thing is 80% of the same kinds of dreams don't happen. So it's a goddamn guessing game.
kazooiedog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
but we have to remember, 83% of statistics are made up on the spot. and more to the topic at hand, for me the dreams we're talking about feel different than my non-prophetic dreams, they have a more concrete/rooted feel to them, whereas my non-prophetic dreams feel hyper-real
NervousMcStabby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Feelings are nothing when it comes to stuff like this. Slothzen is right, the vast majority of your dreams don't amount to anything, but your mind subconsciously chooses to remember the ones that do seem vaguely familiar to a situation you're currently in and suddenly you're a goddamn prophet.
In reality, you're just falling for your own mind tricks.
zappymax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just a couple days ago this happened to me.
The dream was that I would sit down in front of my desktop (which I didn't have at the time of the dream) and started thinking about someone who was having relationship problems. Few days ago, it happened, and I remembered what all I thought about, and strangely me step brother was having some relationship problem with his psycho girlfriend.
Weird.
cawkstrangla ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:19:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like to imagine our subconscious has the occasional ability to see our time trails in the fourth dimension.
cyu12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thats a really cool idea. I also get some of these prophetic dreams. But, I also get really vivid deams of the same locations which are not real places. every so often though I'll return to these same places in my dreams.
onedooropens ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:50:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
and this^
zman0728 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:53:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You are definitely not alone, but when it does happen, I always get a little freaked out, especially when everyone in said conversation (for example) says what I dreamed they would say...
Traunt ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:02:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
had this happen before as well. I knew exactly what was going to happen/be said 2-3 seconds before it happened due to a remembered snippet of dream.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:16:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
these are actually called "premonitions". given that you dream ALOT throughout your life, it isn't implausible that one of those dreams will align with reality and then you would subconsciously recollect the dream in which you had an identical experience.
its fucked up for me though. i only have ones about major life changing events that involved my actions. as soon as i realized one would start to come to fruition, i would try to stop them from coming true. i failed a great many times before succeeding. as soon as i succeeded in diverting what i recognized to be a premonition though, the dreams ceased to come to me. the scary part is that after i did that i had one that showed me a snapshot of a life that could have been. most of the moments involving that last dream have passed however; i kinda regret not allowing myself to become lost in a world of dreams.
MistressMalevolentia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:15:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What kills me is in the dream sometimes I'll be like "oh this is familiar, okay so this is happening" then when it starts to happen for real I realize where it's from and have that thought process, exactly, even though it shouldn't be "oh I had this as a dream! Am I sure?" cause I remember exactly what I thought as I go through it.
Creeps me out.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:21:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ok now I'm getting scared.
Though I never wondered what happened next...
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:23:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this happens to me alot. one particularly vivid example was when I was a teenager I had a dream about working in a restaurant kitchen I had never seen before, but I knew the exact layout of the kitchen, where everything was and I knew several people by name. about a month later I got a job at a restaurant and walked in the kitchen the first time and was shocked to see that I already had seen it before in my dream. I also met a couple people who I had never seen before but remembered their faces from my dream. ill never understand it.
TacoTruckDriver ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:15:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Man I'm happy I ran across this thread! I've tried to explain it to friends and tell them how much it creeps me out when this happens. Nobody understands the weirdness of this. I'm glad there are other people who know what it's like. Sometimes it is a few days later and sometimes it is a few months or a year.
NovelDame ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:38:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvotes for all. You are not alone. The way I see it, every time I have a dream that happens and/or have deja vu, I tell myself it means I'm right where I'm supposed to be at that moment (so don't fuck this up).
chadillac83 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:39:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
for me it's always "what the hell... why was I on a sail boat... and why didn't I just shit on the boat... those things have toilets"
[5 years pass]
Ahhh right because a friend invited me out on their sail boat... and the toilet was broken... why didn't I know this in the dream!
Broken_S_Key ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:57:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
when ever i am aware of whats about to happen it seems to change slightly.
shutupjoey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:36:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've experienced it too. Wonder what it's called.
covert888 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:49:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You have to remember if you want to know who the real killer is!!!
mrfattycakes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:50:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's happened to me as well. I'll have a dream in which a friend has trouble with a co-worker, or someone else has trouble with her car, that sort of thing. It usually includes a few specific details. I'm a really analytical person, so it's possible that I'm constantly guessing (in my dreams) about the future based on the details they give me during conversations about their lives. I can spot an affair, an undisclosed divorce, that kind of thing from a mile away, without ever having met the people involved.
Uselessaccount2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:00:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe not so similar, but you reminded me of it. Anyway, my girlfriend and I are living in different countries at the moment, and due to time differences the only time we can talk is when it's about 2am my time. I tell her to call me (with skype) any time she wants. The thing is, almost every time she calls me, I wake up about 2 minutes before skype starts to ring. It's happened so much I don't think much of it, but it used to freak me out because it happened so often.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:08:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had this happen to the point where I could predict very specific things happening as they had in my dream. I thought I was just strange, cool that it happens to others.
huntpig ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:26:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I get this too and occasionally I can remember what happens next and predict what people are going to say next.
jabies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:44:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me all the time, and I get really anxious and depressed if I deviate from what I think is supposed to happen next.
BubbRubbandLilSis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:12:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have any of you started a journal of this occurrence? This happens to me often in about the same time frame as y'all. My experience will usually be in a same setting with usually the same people, but what connects me to the dream is when they use the exact same language as my dream. Most of the time when I wake from a dream, I pass the conversation off as of no importance because it seems ridiculous at the time. But when the exact moment happens later, it freaks me the fuck out...
conglock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:08:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I swear, I've thought I've been crazy this whole time, so happy I'm not alone.
AkiMatti ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:56:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, this made me create an account here since I had these exact same premonition dreams when i was a kid. I thought it was just my imagination or something but it fit exactly what you all have described. I'm so glad I'm not the only one experiencing these.
There was a difference in mine, though. After several years, the dreams changed. Or should I say they changed into something else. Instead of having a premonition dream I would wake up at night and see people around me like in a vision or something. Like there would be people there, talking and doing things. They were usually people I knew and they talked about mundane things. It freaked me out a lot more than those dreams I'd had. I really didn't know what to think of it, it was scary. I was scared at what I was coming to, what this was all about. So one night after waking up again and listening and watching someone again, I got out of my bed and prayed God that I would never have those again. I was not ready for something like that and even if it was from Him, I wanted it to stop. I felt there was a responsibility in those but I didn't want to bear that responsibility. I didn't want to be something like that, a freak.
After that, the visions stopped. And so did the dreams, too, for many years. I've had maybe one or two dreams after that in a span of 10 years, maybe. This thread reminded me of it, though, and I thank you all for it.
kateastrophic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:35:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! Me, too! But I never can...
beatmemeat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:56:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
a bit off topic. but.. perhaps try lucid dreaming? you can practice it, and its quite simple. just takes time. every morning you wake up think about your dream and try to remember one singular object. for me its a red ball or multicolored balloon. write down the dream in as much detail as you can. before you go to bed the next night read over the dream again and envision it. eventually you will be able to pick these things out when your dreaming and realize that your dreaming! you can do what ever you want. tip: have your dream you relax. things will happen when you relax.
princesswench ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:23:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"also whenever this happens I try to remember "well what happened next in the dream"?!"
Exactly this - and I usually end up missing something, getting lost in space because I am so focused on remembering what happened in my dream that I lose reality for a minute.
a1blank ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:07:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've noticed that when I have these dreams, they have a unique element about them that I don't seem to get with other dreams. While dreaming them and after I wake up I feel fully aware that at some future point I will experience that exact event.
moshisimo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:33:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seems like a job for askScience...
OnyxPanthyr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:05:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's times like that that make me wonder if I'm actually awake or not. I always find myself doing one of those "dream checks" (can I levitate right now?) when it happens, just to make sure. But then again, I often find myself wondering if that's even reliable anymore.
This thread is seriously creeping me the fuck out...
eeple ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:29:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me and I think, "weird, deja vu" but then I remember that it was actually a dream situation happening in real life. Messes with my head for a bit.
GottaGetItOut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:45:08 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This exact thing happens to me!!! Holy crap, I thought I was alone.
Most recent occurrence was on my birthday. Basically insignificant thing but spoke volumes to me when I realized what had happened.
I was in the back seat of the car on the way to manhattan for dinner with my family. I was playing Flick Homerun on my iPhone an looked up and saw a highway sign and that's when it occurred to me that I have dreamt of this!
When did this happen GottaGetItOut?
11 fucking years ago. That's right, when I was 10 years old. Only thing was, that the dream, I didn't realize what I was playing on in my hands.
I was fucking creeped out and then I was questioning whether what I was living in was actually real or not...
special_farces ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:22:17 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I get several of these a year, and have done all my adult life. Usually very vivid, and always pretty mundane. Except... in the early nineties I dreamt I was listening to the radio and heard a horse racing result, which was a real result that same day. A short while later this happened again. I was primed now, ready to place a bet if it should happen again.
It didn't happen again.
Gubgubyo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:38 on June 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When this happens to me I always try and do something rediculously unexpected as if to say "Ha! Take that, dream!" but then I realize that I did that exact thing in the dream too...
Thonyfst ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:00:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's actually an explanation for this. You probably didn't actually dream something exactly like this but reasonably close. For example, in real life five black cats jump from the roof of my house. In my dream, there are six assorted animals, but when I try remembering it, my brain "corrects" it, changing it into a cat. If there are blank spaces, we correct it with reality.
Alternatively, aliens.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:24:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had this happen exactly twice, I can only remember one. I was having a fight with a somewhat mutual friend, and I was basically loosing, then another close friend pulled me to the side and gave me a pep talk, and we continued to fight. A while later my friends got all into boxing, and me and this guy got into a boxing match. Mid match I remembered the dream, and everything played out exactly the same way (me basically losing, my friend giving basically the same pep talk).
I just recently had a dream were I robbed a house with some people, and the last thing I remember was them running out the back and me running out the front, grabbing the front door knob with my shirt around my hand.
overtheedge79 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You guys sure these aren't just simple partial seizures?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:35:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe the dreams are your subconscious plans. You get Deja Vu when things finally played out as expected.
PlNG ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:34:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I really hope that dream I had of the asteroid smashing into the house across the street wasn't a prophetic one. I lasted about halfway through the very slow motion blast wave. It was the first time I ever woke up with a scream in my throat.
JustAskingForAdvice ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:47:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds exactly like a dream I've had. I'm looking out my window as I watch in slow motion this huge, fiery asteroid flying through the air in slow motion, heading straight toward the neighbors house. I want to run & warn everyone but its like I'm glued to the spot, just watching it hurling to earth.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:33:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
where do you live?
JustAskingForAdvice ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:36:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Illinois
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:33:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
where do you live?
PlNG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
L.I., N.Y.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:16:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happened to me a lot when I was younger. When I was around 17, I had the ultimate one.
I had the dream a week before, it was a conversation I was to have with my aunt. A week later, as the deju vu is happening, I clue in right as she begins talking, and as she finishes up her part of the act, I know exactly what I am supposed to say and when to say it. The minute she stopped talking it felt like the entire universe just paused and waited for me.
Before this, I was having these quiet often, and I had decided that next time, I would not follow the path defined for me, rather I would do something randomly different. When this one happened, I had literally 4-6 seconds to decide whether or not to say my lines.
..And I did. I fucking said exactly what I was supposed to say. My one regret, I often wonder if I could have collapsed time and space with one simple decision.
TL;dr Hot potato and I tried dropping it
Torvaldr ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:33:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is called Jamais vu
M3nt0R ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:05:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The second cousin of Deja Vu.
Scherzkeks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I get that all the time. My crazy new-age-y hippy friend tried to explain to me that it meant "I was on the right path"
M3nt0R ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Drop acid, then reevaluate what your hippie friend told you. It'll all make perfect sense.
chr1st1llus1on ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, this happens to me all the time. So very strange.
k2cougar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Its always something really stupid too. For instance, I rarely bake cookies, but I had a dream about baking cookies with a bright orange mixing bowl.
Fast forward a few months, I start dating a girl who owns a bright orange bowl which we use to make cookies. I need to start writing down all those random lame ass dreams somewhere for proof
Captain_d00m ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:37:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've been playing through Max Payne again, and I want to let you know that this was written so perfectly in that style that I read it in his voice.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:52:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think that I have figured out time travel. I have done this successfully 3 times now. What you do is inhale nitrous oxide while on LSD. The first time it happened I was horrified, because I did not think anything was real. Anyways, I hit a balloon filled with nitrous, blacked out and the next thing I remember my friend says "Deja Vu about what" and I yell to him "Its not Deja Vu this time, I'm in it." From that point on for the next hour or two I could LITERALLY finish peoples sentences. Even when I would tell someone I knew what they were about to say, I could say along with them "How do you know?" This makes me think that everything is predetermined.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:42 on January 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am so doing this.
eldog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:28:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine how messed up it is when you make your dream up in a lucid state, picking out all the elements and locations and then it happens in real life.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:37:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, there's definitely a distinction between this and the feeling of deja vu. Deja vu feels like you've done it before, but when you instead feel that you remember dreaming it(remember, memory isn't entirely reliable, so I'm not saying I've dreamt things before they actually happened), it's something else. I've even predicted what was coming next sometimes, and other times I remember where I was when I initially had the dream. Weird stuff.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:32:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My post-dream comment: "What situation would I be in for that to happen? Pfft."
Later: "OH FUCK."
Delica ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:57:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had a dream about every job of mine, years before I work there. After working there awhile, I'll suddenly see one freeze-frame from the dream in my head and go holy shit...
Example: casino, which was a job I'd never have guessed I'd have.
onedooropens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this^
douce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Deja-Vu is just the brain trying to remember a memory but failing.
bollvirtuoso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not quite jamais vu. I don't know if there's a term for it.
Dean_thedream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this was happening to me fairly consistently so i decided to write my dreams down in the morning. one the second day of writing them down i completely stopped dreaming for several months
kojak488 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought that experiencing this WAS deja-vu. Is it not?
Glucksberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, this happens to me all the time. It gets down to the exact words and actions sometimes. It could just be my brain anticipating certain words and actions that might play out, and then when something similar happens my unconscious kicks in and finishes the situation the way I remembered it. Or I'm psychic.
dsi1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This actually has a name, similar to Deja Vu...
[deleted] ยท 733 points ยท Posted at 03:29:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Most of your life in unconsciously determined.
Here's a nice story from a Milton H. Erickson:
I put Peggy into a trance. She was aware that we were sitting at the far end of the long table and that she was at the other end. She wrote something automatically. Then she automatically folded her paper, folded it again, and automatically slipped it into her handbag. She didn't notice any of that. All the rest of us did, I put her back in a trance and told her that after she awakened, she would automatically write, "It's a beautiful day in June." It was April.
She wrote that and after I showed it to her she said that she didn't write it and that it wasn't her handwriting. It certainly wasn't her handwriting.
The following September she called me long distance from Indiana and said, "A funny thing happened today, and I think you're connected with itโso I'll tell you what it is. I emptied my handbag today. I found a wad of paper in it. I opened it and on one side was written, in a strange handwriting, 'Will I marry Harold?' It wasn't my handwriting. I don't know how that paper got into my handbag. And I have a feeling you're connected with it. And my only connection with you is that lecture you gave in April at Michigan State University. Do you have any explanation of that piece of paper?"
I said, "I lectured at the university in April; that's true. Now, were you by chance engaged to get married to anybody then?"
"Oh yes, I was engaged to Bill."
I said, "Did you have any doubts about your engagement then?"
"No, I didn't."
"Did you ever develop doubts about your engagement to Bill?"
"Oh, last June, Bill and I broke up."
"What has happened since then?"
"Oh, in July, I married a man named Harold."
"How long had you known Harold?"
"Oh, I knew him, by sight, during some part of the second semester but had never met him, never talked to him. I didn't, till I happened to meet him by chance, in July."
I said, "That handwriting 'Will I marry Harold?' was written by you, automatically, in a trance state. Your unconscious mind already recognized that you were going to break off with Bill and that Harold was the man who really appealed to you." Her unconscious knew, months in advance, that she would break her engagement. The reason she folded it up was that, consciously, she couldn't stand facing that fact in April.
alexthelateowl ยท 349 points ยท Posted at 04:02:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know, it's not like I was planning to sleep peacefully tonight...
[deleted] ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 04:34:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you not sleep peacefully?
If you were to become aware of all of the unconscious processes that take place when you make decisions, your mind would become jumbled and the complexity your conscious awareness would have to go through would be unbounded. Even the movement of a finger takes a lot of computational complexity which you're not even aware of.
There have been some research results from the 1950s and 1960s, when a number of people were interested in human processing capacity. Their research was devoted to the processing capacity of consciousness and of the senses. The processing capacity of the senses can be seen as our total processing capacity. In order to compare different forms of information (e.g., tactile versus visual versus auditory), information was measured in bits. As it turned out, our senses can handle about 11 million bits per second. This whopping number is largely the result of our sophisticated visual system, which can handle about 10 million bits per second. The processing capacity of consciousness pales in comparison. The exact number of bits consciousness can process depends on the task. When we read silently, we process about a maximum of 45 bits per second (a few words); when we read aloud, it drops to 30. When we calculate (e.g., when we multiply two numbers), we can handle only 12 bits per second. Compared to our total capacity, these numbers are incredibly small. If we conclude that our consciousness can process 50 bits per second, our total capacity is 200,000 times as high as the capacity of consciousness.
In other words, consciousness can only deal with a very small percentage of all incoming information. All the rest is processed without awareness. Letโs be grateful that unconscious mechanisms help out whenever there is a real job to be done, such as thinking and planning.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:48:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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boomerangotan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:24:27 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've occasionally had songs pop into my head for no good reason. One time I was leaving my apartment and was getting annoyed at this one song when I noticed the lyrics were related something I was forgetting to take with me.
Ever since, then I find that sudden inexplicable earworms are often a sign that I'm forgetting something and it usually relates to the lyrics. I assume this is my subconsciousness and/or a non-language part of my brain sending me a message as best it can.
secondstomidnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do this too. It's part of what got me through programming classes early on in college. I'd hit a snag or find a bug and not know how to proceed, and when I stopped thinking about it my brain would work it out on its own time (usually when I slept or zoned out).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, problem solving is an area that we still have very little knowledge about, and that we mostly seem to do unconsciously, depending on what type of problem it is we're trying to solve. Like I always say, most of the things we do are done unconsciously, without out awareness. We have the impression that our conscious minds are doing the work, but that's not really the case.
18PercentCarbon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:59 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do this sometimes, it's an extremely handy feature. It also happens when writing short stories, lyrics, poems, etc. Sometimes I'll think of a line or two and forget about it, then later get the urge to write out the fully formed thing.
khafra ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:58:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The User Illusion is a great book on that.
But also,
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The User Illusion looks like an interesting read. Thank you.
I don't believe that science has harmed us one bit. I think science is the key to understanding, and towards infinite future progression. It will not lead us to a new dark age. Understanding will lead us towards enlightenment.
khafra ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:23:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Facetious HP Lovecraft quote was facetious.
perseus13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:53 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just stop with saying statements like this.
ssjumper ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:31:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is why our our brain is specialized for detecting movement. You have a rather large field of vision, almost 180 degrees, but I doubt you can focus on more than an object or a few at a time. Also, unless you've been trained, you most likely ignore the majority of things you see and would recollect almost nothing, maybe not even the colour of your pants at this moment.
Just because the senses can pour data much data into a system, doesn't mean the brain actually uses or deals with it all.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:02:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is misleading. If you hold your arms out, the size of your thumbnails is all you can focus on, the rest of what you see is constructed from eye-movement and memory. It's not that you have a 180 degree picture that your brain focuses on bits of at a time; more like lots of tiny pictures, patched together as you look around. If you keep your eyes totally still facing forward, the edges start to go grey.
Just to be clear, I'm not saying you're wrong - I just love the thumbnail fact, and something about what you wrote made me thing you'd appreciate it.
ssjumper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:12:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I said something similar to what you said in the very next sentence...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:25:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But the way you said it ("I doubt you can focus on more than an object or a few...") made it seem like you were saying that that was a brain issue, like 180 degrees of picture is being beamed into your head but your brain ignores a lot of it. Sorry if that's not what you meant and I'm just telling you what you know already, like I said, I just love the thumbnail fact, I jump at chances to spout it.
ssjumper ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:29:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, it's cool. Also, here's why the sides look gray sometimes, maybe you knew that already also heh
reddittreetingz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:55:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is very interesting, you don't happen to have a research paper you could link to would you? I'm going to google it right now but maybe you have the specific paper.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:08:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is directly from my reading notes. Sometimes, when I read interesting stuff, I write it down and save it.
The above is taken from the book 'The New Unconscious (Social Cognition and Social Neuroscience)'
The paper that I'm citing is: The power of the subliminal: On Subliminal Persuasion and Other Potential Applications: Ap Dijksterhuis, Henk Aarts, and Pamela K. Smith
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:48:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Any work by Dilts/Bandler/Erickson/Hall is good. The Structure of Magic is great. I used to read NLP stuff years ago, when I was interested in how mentalists do what they do. I haven't read a work on NLP in a long time, but I do know how to explain almost any mental 'magic trick.' NLP patterns are also good.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:33 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Well, its not utter bullshit if other people are using it now is it?
Here, I'll help you out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR4y5iX4uRY
"Do you know where the Pleasure Beach is?" -> Pleasure and beach, both words connected with pleasing memories. Gets subject to go into good emotional state so he can be able to create rapport. Also, distracts subjects conscious mind, and doesn't evoke suspicion since people ask for directions all the time.
Then he mirrors the subject. Everything the subject does, he repeats himself, also creates rapport.
"You're happy to give that to me are you?" -> Points down towards subject's wallet. Consciously, the subject isn't aware of the fact that he's trying to insert subliminal suggestion.
He keeps on asking question to distract the conscious mind of the the subject. He asks for the time. He then hands the subject his water bottle just as he says "Can I just grab your wallet from you. Thanks." What the water bottle does is it puts the subject into a slight trance state where he's very open to suggestion. This is a called a pattern interrupt, as an automatic social pattern in disrupted, so the subject is in a state of confusion and can no longer process what to do next, and he goes into a slight trance state where he's open to suggestion.
The subject then happily hands over his wallet as Darren walks away, only to realize later what he just did.
The second trick he does is pretty much similar to the trick he did before with the first subject. This time though, he does and Ericksonian handshake before handing his water bottle to the man he's about to play the trick on.
In the third example, he shows that the trick doesn't work on everybody. You have to have a very good rapport with the subject, and the subject should be easily prone to suggestions.
Here's another trick where he uses subliminal persuasion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL7hihcww1M
Now, listen to what he says, while paying attention to the capital letters:
"Let be explain how I BIKE presents for people. And this is the best way to HANDLE BAR none...the problem of what to SADDLE for when you're going to buy gifts for someone that's a bit difficult to buy for. Now what I do is rather than re-CYCLE the same TWO TYRED bottles of wine...or a box of chocolates, which are no fun to receive, I go out and I buy anything, and then I make that person fall in love with it...BIKE creating a strong feeling of desire for that object. And it absolutely works, and they get all sort of PUMPED UP, they get that feeling of, that positivity of how do you describe it, they BeaM eXcitement for it...and you know, its a win win thing because they get the present that they love and I get rid of some stuff at the back of the kitchen cupboard, or whatever. What I want you to really understand about this is that that feeling can be so strong, can Be so eXtreme that it can replace the memory of what they actually wanted. So even though 2 days before they may have said...I want X, whatever it is, you know, like a nice car, like a BM or an X box, or something like that, something they really want, suddenly now, they think they always want what I got them. Does that make sense?"
In the above, he also uses anchoring, as well as Ericksonian handshake/pattern interrupt.
Here he uses an NLP swish pattern:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr-QtNE9k84
If you want I can keep going. I know how he does mind reading as well. Except he doesn't really do mind reading at all. He subliminally tricks the person into thinking what he wants them to think, and then he surprises them by 'reading their minds.'
The unconscious mind processes everything, even things that go way past consciousness. That's the key.
reddittreetingz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks a lot, looks like an interesting read
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No problem :)
IKILLPPLALOT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:06:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try, subconcious of IAmRevolution!
severus66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think people are misunderstanding your little experiment.
If these events really occurred, I would love to see you conduct a formal study on it.
However, unlike other people's prophet-like visions in these comments, your story is plausible, because it doesn't rely on telling the future, only that someone had a subconscious desire that they weren't aware of until months later.
There is actually a PROVEN instance of this, albeit in a much, much smaller timeline.
I took a psychology of language/ linguistics course that delved into the very extensive field that is the creation of, perception of, all things speech. It's a massive field and we only scratched the surface I'm sure. Speech is such a complex thing.
However, it was proven that most of the time, while you're talking, your brain actually creates the full sentence, before you even begin saying it. That's why our sentences out loud make grammatical sense.
When you are talking to someone out-loud, you feel you are deciding each word as it's uttered out of your mouth, but oftentimes your brain knows the last word of your sentence or statement before you even consciously are aware you've chosen it. I'm kind of explaining this quite poorly, but I remember it was a fascinating experiment.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is nonsense. Most people are just far too neurotic to actually deal with their issues.
TowawayAccount ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:13:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Someone texted me and it woke me up and I decided to check reddit. Now I'm fucked for sleeping tonight, ill be in this thread for hours.
carbonbasedlf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:09:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like my reality concrete with a side of rational. Sometimes I don't always get what I ordered.
triffid_boy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:52:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's all probably rational, we just don't understand it yet.
hairywaffles ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:33:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Man, just catching up on this massive thread, one question, is anyone else finding this thread difficult to masturbate to?
Goradra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:12:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I suggest some Melatonin before bed, it really strengthens your subconscious.
emlgsh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:29:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fortunately free will is an illusion, so whether or not you were planning on sleeping peacefully has no bearing on the grim subsconsciously driven machinations you are acting out like a puppet, suspended on imperceptible strings.
Doesn't that make you feel better?
triffid_boy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:52:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is it an illusion? Or do we make use of our free will months in advance of when a decision needs to be made?
KrapTacu1ar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:51 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am curious, you are suggesting that some actions are determined by previous free actions. So in a roundabout way we have free will?
triffid_boy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:41 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That was my suggestion, yes.
moshisimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thing seemed too long to read, read your comment, now I just HAVE to reas it... Yeah, I know FWP...
Lost216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm reading this at 10AM :P
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure why but this made me literally laugh out loud. My guess is because I found it funny but it could also be a time traveling thing.
cosmonautsix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you will marry Harold?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got to
And decided to scroll down to see if i should continue reading.
Due to the time, Lack of people in my bed and time I'm going to have to indeed skip this story.
zhdapleeblue ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for that comment; going to read this tomorrow.
allenizabeth ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 05:29:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Weird.
I remember the exact moment I knew I would marry my husband. It was before we were even dating or I was even remotely interested in him. I wrote it off right away as a brain fart, but whatddya know....
Basically, at the time I was living overseas, and someone made a crack that in order for me to stay there I'd have to marry someone in our group of friends. I looked at my now-husband and said "You. Marry me" as a joke, and I heard a voice in my head say "He will." NOT my voice. Just "He will." I had absolutely no romantic inclination towards him at the time.
When we finally did get together months later I was terrified because I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that we would get married, but I barely knew him. It was a really, really strange mindfuck.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 11:56:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad I read this. I met a girl last night at dinner with a group of my friends, and although she sat too far down the table from me to have a proper conversation, I just knew instantly that something big is going to happen between us. It wasn't a blown away by her beauty (although she is beautiful), panicy feeling in the pit of my stomach as I've had once or twice in my life when I really like someone.. it's just a slow, calm knowledge. I've thought of nothing else all morning.
TheOuts1der ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:37:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Come back and update us in a few months.
svrnmnd ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:28:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
interesting, what about this theory: When you said 'you, marry me' you sparked a desire in him he didn't have before, because now he figured you were interested in him. He then started doing what he could to be more attractive and compatable for you.
at the time when you were talking to your friends and you chose someone to 'marry' you thought you were randomly picking but your subconcious actually was directing you to him?
Darren Brown has a lot of examples of how your mind subliminly makes descions for you all the time
direbowels ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:14:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Source? I find this interesting.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:38:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Source is from the book: 'My Voice Will Go with You: The Teaching Tales of Milton H. Erickson'
direbowels ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:40:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet, thanks!!
fermentedbrainwave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:42 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
thanks from me too. I've always been interested in books and writings about consciousness. Why we sense things and why we associate emotions with the senses. Some emotions are easily explainable through science. Some more are vague. Specially the sense of time - maybe the ability to connect points of time together is what is consciousness and there are glitches in placing those points of time in order causing the glitches. You know, by navigating to the future point of time by mistake before compensating. And to extend it further, maybe choosing the wrong quantum (parallel) reality, causing unexplained visions or occurences.
M3nt0R ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:06:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This enforces my idea that the brain is more a 'receiver' of consciousness than a 'creator' of consciousness.
INxP ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:25:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it's just me, but the way I'd rather put it is that consciousness is more a receiver of tiny little glimpses from the totality of our mental faculties than a creator of them.
I don't think there needs to exist any 'supernatural' realm outside the brain in order for the subconscious to exist and do what it does; our consciousness simply doesn't have the 'Access All Areas' pass that it would like to believe it does, being the vain thing it is, and sort of jealous of the entity that it inhabits.
Carl Jung, IIRC, used this great spotlight analogue that I found very illuminating (from memory, not necessarily 100% accurate): All that our consciousness is able to contain at any given moment is this comparatively tiny area that's in the spotlight right then, and everything else that exists in our minds remains in the darkness (unconscious or subconscious, whichever term you prefer). The spotlight isn't static (and neither is the 'darkness', for that matter), but it can only ever illuminate a small part of the whole psyche at any given time, and there will always be places it can't access at all, either ever or at least before some preceding mental processes that are needed to 'unlock' those areas. In dreams or trance state the accessible area may be larger, but not necessarily in a way that would be readily comprehensible to our 'daytime' consciousness.
For anyone interested in the subconscious, dreams, and that sort of stuff, I very much recommend his writings and the whole 'Jungian school' of study, or just the Wikipedia page to see if there's anything that sparks interest. I certainly wouldn't be the person I am today had I not stumbled upon his writings many years ago.
fermentedbrainwave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:39 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had read a few of older writings about consciousness and thoughts and also came across Jung's ideas in one of the book. But never read his stuff any further.
Here's my idea of consciousness. Too lazy to type or cut/copy but have enough time to paste the permasail
cusplord ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:30:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mandatory upvote for Jung reference
nemoTheKid ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:40:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have you tagged as "Shit water down your leg" and I don't remember why. ಠ_ಠ
M3nt0R ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 04:44:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh it was a long story I wrote about shitting my pants but holding it in for so long that it liquified fully and I was a couple of miles away from home. Feeling the biggest defeat I've ever felt, I submitted to my body's urgencies and just let it all out.
It was like I opened a faucet, and the murk 'water' just flooded down my leg and out of my pants into the sidewalk like a fucking rain gutter.
nemoTheKid ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:46:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha yes! That was it, I loved that story so much the next time I saw you I was going to slyly bring it up. Next time M3nt0r, next time.
M3nt0R ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:56:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You darn meddling TheKids!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
nice come back
pseudocaveman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:43 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Where did you originally post this? It sounds like a thread full of awesome stories.
M3nt0R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:45 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
First and foremost, I'd like to say that it's a miracle I was able to find it. I went deep into my post history but the reddit history builds up too fast to be sustainable. I had to find it indirectly through a link in a post that was burried deep enough as is, that was written much after.
And now, I present to you your sought after post in the thread
pseudocaveman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:34 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I appreciate that more than you know. You are one funny man.
jesus_____christ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Douche.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry to disagree with you friend, but our consciousness is indeed a product of our brain, and there is a ton of clinical evidence that shows this. That's unless I'm misunderstanding what you mean by 'receiver.' Could you elaborate on this?
M3nt0R ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:53:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This post I made gives a reasonable understanding that there may be more than we think.
of course, I can't reproduce it in a lab for you, so I don't know you pretty much have to go by faith and that's really up to the individual.
I witnessed my mother during some of her moments when she woke up and before the phone call to Spain, and she'd be pacing around the house in tears, and the phone would ring, and her vision would have come true.
I can't show you a recording, I was younger when these things happened and I don't want to set up a camera in her room to record her every move and every day she wakes up to see if she 'had one' that she can talk into the camera about.
She doesn't like that she has this, she doesn't want to be a guinea pig, she just wants to be without it, much like my grandmother. They hate that this happens to them, and they never talk about it unless I fish out the subject. It creeps them out more than it'd creep us out hearing or reading about it because it happened to them.
Imagine being the one seeing someone appear in your mirror from behind you, making direct eye contact. A person in your house and in your room right behind you, that wasn't invited. That person rips off a button from his jacket and throws it towards you. You turn around an no one's there, but the button is. No one leaves the house, no one else is in the house, no door or window or anything. As if the person was never there.
Then a few days later you find out that person is dead and at the funeral they are wearing the same jacket and it's missing the button that the reflection threw at you.
Some things just happen, man. You can try to rationalize them how you want say it's coincidence and it's bound to happen to someone because there's so many people, etc.
But no. It doesn't work like that. it's not 'coincidence' that you corectly foresee (or see them as they happened more or less) over a dozen deaths that are spot on. Not just 'someone died' in general and then someone dies. the specific person that dies is the one you dream about dying when he's dying.
For my mother to know this information of this stuff that happens in Spain which she has very little contact with, just a monthly phone call that consists mostly of talking about bills since my parents own a house and land in Spain.
EDIT I realize some will just snarl and say "anecdotal evidence...hah" and that's fine. No one has to believe it, but to me, knowing it is enough. I don't need external validation to know my experiences and those of those around me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Interesting story. There's direct genetic and archaeological evidence that we come from apes. We branched off a few million years ago.
There is also a lot of evidence that the mind is a creation of the brain.
But I can't explain why some children have past life memories, or the phenomenon of the near-death experience. I'm just an idiot trying to understand myself, and I'm not even close to doing so.
So whatever belief systems you have, that's fine. I don't mean to come off as a know it all. The truth in the end might be even stranger than fiction.
M3nt0R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Amen to that brother. We all sort of plop in here in the most humble of waves...as goey little leeches expelled through our mothers'...sex holes. Then we're on our own.
It's us smacked in the face by this reality. As we grow to understand it, we take it in the way those that raise us shape our understanding for us. It takes heavy influences, and you are heavily filtered growing up.
All sorts of filters. What language is good and what language is bad, how to behave, how to react when x happens, how to respond to these situations, how to view these types of people, how to view these situations, how to view in certain contexts, etc.
We build a framework of understanding heavily influenced by our culture and our own direct experiences as we as our minds way of coping/reacting to them. Some instances strike fear in some, strike awe in others, and nothing in others. Depending on who they are genetically and what they experienced.
I'll give you that, but through deep meditation and detachment from our mental frameworks, when you become that being within, the one behind it all, that consciousness that underlies your whole concept of yourself and your ego altogether - many achieve these states much more rapidly on psychedelics such as LSD, DMT and Mushrooms, although if you want to dabble in that and don't know experienced people, I'd be more than happy to shoot you pointers and guidelines to assist you in your journeys.
A lot of us hang out in /r/psychonaut which is a subreddit about exploring your mind and your interior, much like astronauts explore the astros. It has all sorts of users, and you often see really cool art there.
Anyway, when you do these substances, it's like years and years of deep meditation all smacked into one trip. Your 8 hour trip feels like years of thoughts and existence. You become the consciousness behind you and yourself. You feel the connection to everything, the same one that is said exists because we were all the same singular point in space that blew up to be everything in the big bang, the fact that we're all atoms that are recycled from everything, the fact that all matter essentially is energy, as are all forces. Everything literally is energy at its root, at its essence.
So we are everything that is, just not on the exterior level, and it's wonderful to see how it all developed, how life became increasingly complex and branched out, how a natural order took effect and eliminated inefficiencies and let it all sort out itself in a balance.
Whenever something goes off balance, something else changes to address the change and correct it or work around it. The same happens on the human level.
Our biological evolution is too slow, but our evolution as a population, that grows with each generation. We've developed so exponentially from our beginnings as primitive societies to the complexities that are today's societies, and it was established through natural order such as conquering other tribes and lands and the whole process that ensued, that helped spread ideas. Like an ancient internet, only the images and assholes on the screen were real.
Anyway, it's all food for thought. remember we can only see hear smell and touch, and to very specific tiny frequencies relative to real existence. There's so much happening in front of our eyes that we can't even fathom or experience. It's really awe-inspiring. Sorry for the rant, bud.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:11:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorite HST quotes:
"That was the fatal flaw in Tim Leary's trip. He crashed around America selling "consciousness expansion" without ever giving a thought to the grim meat-hook realities that were lying in wait for all the people who took him seriously... All those pathetically eager acid freaks who thought they could buy Peace and Understanding for three bucks a hit. But their loss and failure is ours too. What Leary took down with him was the central illusion of a whole life-style that he helped create... a generation of permanent cripples, failed seekers, who never understood the essential old-mystic fallacy of the Acid Culture: the desperate assumption that somebody... or at least some force - is tending the light at the end of the tunnel.โ
M3nt0R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:25 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If I were to put that text on a scale, it would be heavily leaning to one side with bias.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:48 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He makes a point.
M3nt0R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:21 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He does, from a perspective that views these individuals as outsiders and interprets them from a different mindset. Each person will look at the same situation he wrote about and see it differently if they were presented with it, but since they're presented with the text, they're more likely to abide by that interpretation as it's the information they received on the matter.
A similar effect to the news stations and the way they present their issues.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:02 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think you get what he's saying.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:50:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your comment enforces my idea that people are extremely gullible and you are an idiot.
M3nt0R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks. Hugs and kisses to you too macnugget.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:18:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:05:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The name of this phenomenon is yourself.
I'd love to tell you the whole story, but you see, it's quite complex, but I'll point towards some interesting reading that you can do in order to understand yourself a lot better:
My Voice Will Go with You: The Teaching Tales of Milton H. Erickson
Strangers to Ourselves: Discovering the Adaptive Unconscious
The New Unconscious (Social Cognition and Social Neuroscience)
Consciousness and the Universe
The February Man: Evolving Consciousness and Identity in Hypnotherapy
Phantoms in the Brain: Probing the Mysteries of the Human Mind
Those are some of the best works I've read on the human brain/the unconscious. You can also read a bit about neuro-linguistic programming. Watch some Darren Brown videos, that what he specializes in :)
Mushbroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had never heard of Darren Brown, now I've watched like 10 of his videos and a couple specials. Thank you!
neotek ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:33:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Bullshit"
NorthernSkeptic ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:59:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
cool story pro
CommissarGray ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:17:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Great tale, expert!
philote_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:12:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for quoting Erickson
Scherzkeks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:42:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Who the fuck meets and marries a guy in the same month?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:05:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:00:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You make a lot of your decisions before you're consciously aware of them.
This is from the book 'The New Unconscious':
'The enormous processing capacity of the unconscious is very important. One of the authors of this chapter recently bought an apartment. Between the moment he first entered the building to explore it and the moment he made a bid, all of about 10 minutes passed (it was a two-bedroom apartment, so exploring it didnโt take long). Intuitively, one may say that this is a very poor way of deciding. Granted, if the decision to buy this apartment was based solely on conscious processes, it would have been very poor indeed. Consciousness cannot accomplish much within 10 minutes, as we have seen. However, the decision was based on a sense that โthis place just feels very good; letโs do itโ (and obviously on a few things that were known beforehand, such as the location of the building and the quality of its foundations). Many people take days or weeks to decide to buy a home, but the real decision is often made in a matter of minutes. The remaining time is used to make such an important decision feel less scary and maybe to rule out a few potential risks. The reason we can make such a decision fast is that within 10 minutes, unconscious perception and unconscious thought can process (about) 6.6 billion bits. This sense of โit feels good; letโs do itโ, then, could well be based on an enormous amount of information. One could defend that from a normative perspective (more than 6 billion bits!), it isnโt a poor way of deciding.
Do we really want to depend primarily on consciousness? We should appreciate unconscious perception. Without it, we would not be able to accomplish much at all. If we assume, on the basis of the previous paragraph, that it takes the processing of roughly 6.6 billion bits to decide to buy a house, consciousness alone would need 4 years to make such a decision.'
A lot of times also when you meet people, you decide whether you're going to like them or not in the first few minutes that you meet them.
Mcdz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:00:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reading what you have written is fascinating stuff, definitely will check out the book recommendations you made. However, I'm just curious as to how to find the balance between "trusting your unconscious" and following what your consciousness logically tells you.
You gave an example of a person buying a two bedroom apartment because it "feels" good, due to our unconsciousness processing the surroundings much faster than our consciousness does. However, how do you know that the pipes aren't broken and that the management doesn't suck?
Also, how are we to know if our unconsciousness has processed anything at all? It seems like a classical case of.. confirmation bias for lack of a better term. When we follow our intuition and something good happens, we can conclude it to our "unconsciousness" processing it. But when something bad happens, we attribute it to lack of planning or reasoning. I guess what I'm trying to ask is, how do you know it's your unconsciousness processing it if you're not even conscious of it.
Sorry for the slew of questions, just really curious and interested.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're consciousness in created through unconscious processes. It is only the tip of the iceberg. I'm not telling you to simply trust your unconscious mind, I'm trying to say that your conscious mind is a small subset of the unconscious processes which take place within your brain.
Take the phenomenon of blind sight.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blindsight
So these subjects show awareness that they're still capable of visual processing, but they're not aware of this because consciously they aren't capable of accessing this information. This information is still there, but consciously they aren't able to know that the computations are still taking place.
The same with buying an apartment, or, lets say meeting a person. There are a whole range of unconscious processes taking place when you meet a person which you are not aware of. Is the person mirroring you? If not, you will most likely have a dislike of the person who you're speaking with. Does the person look like a person that you've met in the past? If he/she resembles someone that you knew before, then you will most likely have similar feeling towards them that you had towards the person who you've known in the past without consciously even being aware of this facet of yourself. Neurons that fire together wire together. What you have beneath is a whole range of computationally complex processes which you're only partially aware of, and your conscious mind is only aware of a small range of these processes.
Mcdz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
awesome reply. thanks. is there any suggestion to be able to harness this unconscious power? to improve it so that you can ... almost direct it towards working on something that you feel would be more subjective?
I'd imagine the actions you take in the past will greatly affect your unconsciousness as you say neurons that fire together wire together. Which leads me to think, that at the same time your unconsciousness could be wrong many times.. as what happened in the past might not be the same case in the future.. But nevertheless, is there anyway to consciously wire your neurons to become closer to ... for lack of a better word truth? To be more in tune with your surroundings?
Also.. do the books you recommend talk to this?
Edit: I guess after reading my post again, I meant to ask.. is there any way to be able to ... "control" your unconsciousness through some sort of practice. My dad recently got really into buddhism, and he talked about something similar to what you have described. He compared our mind to something like a dark room, and our consciousness is a flash light. The flashlight is pretty limited and can only flash at one part of the room at once.. but slowly, through using that flash light, you can arrange the dark room into something very powerful. One way he mentioned is through doing good work and another is through meditation/concentration. So I guess I was just wondering if--through your readings--there was any way to not be "controlled" by our unconsciousness, and instead become aware of these things, and in turn control our entire mind.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:43 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Meditation is a great way to re-wire your brain so that the mental chatter that goes on throughout your life tones down, and through that you can master batter self-control and stress management. Science has actually shown that meditation has many benefits so its definitely a great practice.
You can use hypnosis to do many things. Some of the things include: pain management, getting rid of unwanted behavior, and getting rid of any phobias that you have. The books I recommended are mostly books that I found fascinating and deal with the unconscious mind. The reason that I read them was more out of curiosity rather than simply just wanting to master my own mind, although once you start understanding how your mind works, you will be better able to correct the mistakes that it makes and you will better be able to understand other people.
On the other hand, I wouldn't really compare the mind to a dark room and consciousness as a flash of light. As I stated earlier, consciousness is simply a small product of your own mind. You should take a look at Libet's experiments in order to understand what I mean. My theory is that the conscious mind is a product of unconscious mental processes, which are created by neurons, and the microtubule systems within neurons (See Penrose and Hameroff microtubules theory).
As far as harnessing your unconscious power, I've read a couple of ways you can do this, but unfortunately most of my search has been in trying to understand consciousness and the human brain, rather than reading self-improvement type books, so I unfortunately can't guide you in this direction. My interest in the topic of neurology and the unconscious is strictly for scientific purposes. Hope that helps :)
Mcdz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:25:08 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely--fascinating stuff. Thanks for the post.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:45 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No problem :)
kopo27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, that is just completely amazing and shocking and totally fucked up all at the same time. The mind is a beautiful, extraordinary thing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed it is :)
Nick_Fisher ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:15:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. Shit. Jesus.
ilam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm extremely interested in this subject. Not the story itself but the unconscious actions and such. Where is this from? Anything else?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:01:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to repeat the response that I wrote to another poster who asked me the same thing:
Books:
My Voice Will Go with You: The Teaching Tales of Milton H. Erickson
Strangers to Ourselves: Discovering the Adaptive Unconscious
The New Unconscious (Social Cognition and Social Neuroscience)
Consciousness and the Universe
The February Man: Evolving Consciousness and Identity in Hypnotherapy
Phantoms in the Brain: Probing the Mysteries of the Human Mind
Hope it helps :)
icaaryal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bookmarking this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm high as fuck and dear God, I am fucking mind blown.
etree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please
don't
put
breaks
In-between every
5 words
icaaryal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It makes reading dialogue between characters easier.
etree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But it wasn't characters. There were parts where it just cut lines in half. It reads like William shatner if he were slow.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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shadowknife392 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TIL to go to sleep with a pen and paper
UncleTogie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Great, but what happens when your dreams deal with the actions of other people who you don't mention said dream to before said dรฉjร vu moment happens?
THOSE are the ones that get me. 2-3 times a year at present.
SarahPalinisaMuslim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bitch starts her sentences with "Oh" too much. Also MSU
logrusmage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah... pretty much everything after this is in silly-land.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:42:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I want to upvote you, but you're sitting at 420 as i write this and can not in god conscious ruin that perfect number.
acolossalbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:03:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I actually recall seeing a video explaining a lot of this with science. Something about free will as we know it not really existing as our subconscious makes decisions about questions we haven't even asked ourselves yet.
kicktriple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I disagree. While I may have moments that are "Wow" like that, I doubt it is unconsciously determined. It takes more than one event to prove something like that.
f0xpuppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If true; HOLY SHIT.
grapeape84 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:14:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Read the last paragraph. Now i wanna read the whole thing...firstworldproblems
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:49:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that's a stupid story
V1king ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:02:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or Milton Erickson planted a tiny seed of an idea in her subconscious...
bobtea ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 03:52:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's a glitch in your brain, where your perception of the event is not noticed until after the long-term memory is stored. Sort of like when an application freezes for a few seconds on your computer but it still saves a log of what it was doing. Except our long-term memory doesn't have any real grasp on time, so when we notice what we have just perceived matches with something in our long-term memory, it trips us out. That distant feeling of not knowing where it came from often gives the vague sense that it was from a dream, as you have a memory of an identical situation in your distant past (long-term memory) without acknowledging the source.
direbowels ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:17:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to work in a small warehouse doing a repetitive job all day and I thought I was deja-vu ing and going nuts.
Then I realized that I was just experiencing the same situations and repeatedly each day, and they were getting hard to distinguish from each other, etc.
SourVinDiesel93 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:13:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I really hope mine doesn't come true. I've had two of the exact dreams about the world ending.
williemcbride ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:57:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm standing on a wooden platform, in front of a crowd. The dictator raises the pistol.
BANG
My mother's body falls to the floor. He moves onto my father.
BANG
He falls as well, hitting the ground with a resounding thud. The crowd is silent.
BANG
My older brother, 21 years old, dies before my eyes.
BANG
My sister, who just that morning was assuring me that all would be fine, screams just before she dies.
BANG
My younger brother, only 12, falls to the ground. I now know who the smaller coffin was for.
He raises the gun to my head. The crowd begins to chant. YOU'RE NEXT, YOU'RE NEXT! YOU'RE NEXT, WILLIE!
BANG
Every year in the summer months, I have this dream.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:16:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same here, I got a date too, 2032. I hope that shit doesn't happen, because it was fucking terrifying. The entire earth was destroyed. I'm talking Alderaan shit from Star Wars kind of destroyed. I watched from a ship. It was horrific. And I very rarely experience nightmares
SourVinDiesel93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
shit.
vertr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:26:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, spill it.
blightning65 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:17:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...so are you going to tell us how it happens or what?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:42:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me too. Sky is red, and I'm just chilling in a chair and nothing else is around. It's like some sick combo of hell and mars. Apparently humanity finally destroyed itself and everything else and yet somehow me and the fucking chair are all that remains.
Then I freak out like the pilot when he figured out what happened in the end of planet of the apes and laugh.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:45:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had one recently about a bomb exploding and killing me in blast drones miles away. No idea why I dreamed it, but I too wish it does not come true.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:53:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had more than two. We're all doomed.
EyesfurtherUp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Earth falling into the abyss of space piece by piece?
SourVinDiesel93 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:40:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, it's me sitting with most of my family in a completely white room on a white couch watching the news on a floating screen of aliens completely annihilating our world.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:54:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I really hope those dreams do come true.
I don't have any excuses, sometimes I just want to watch the world burn.
spacemanspiff30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was john cusack there?
SourVinDiesel93 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:34:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Who?
spacemanspiff30 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:17:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
2012 movie reference, you know, the guy who starred in the movie
infinitymind ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:06:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the way the world's going it's destined for doom and the weather is a good indication of things to come. It won't be something Extreme like the Day After Tomorrow but then again the climate in the U.S. alone has been Fucked up massively; where I'm from it went from Massive downpour that flooded the city to 80 degree weather to <40 degrees over 3 days... I'm surprised that no one else is concerned about the weather all over the world changing so drastically.
SourVinDiesel93 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 04:34:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I go to school in upstate New York and we have had almost no snow at all this year so far wtff.
Edicedi ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:09:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had this happen a few times, but there is always one detail that I remember that is off.
Cow_God ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:32:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Four months? At least twice a week, I'll dream about an event that happens in the following day. It's never anything major, but it leads to a lot of deja-vu.
NovaeDeArx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:36:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'll do you one better. I have those as well, but once it was weird. Or, y'know, weirder than normal:
Once I dreamed about a moment in class, clearly hearing what the teacher was saying, etc. Well, a few months later, it came to pass. I had a sort of "fizzing" sensation in my head and I was aware of my months-ago dreaming self as well as my current self.
That is to say, I was clearly, in my head, both "mes" at the same time; until it ended, I had no idea which I was: the me-dreaming or the me-now. It was a bizarre doubling-up situation, and I've never had one quite like that. The whole time, I already knew what the teacher would be saying, knowing exactly what people around me would be doing, etc.
It was actually pretty existentially terrifying.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:08:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I dreamed that I lost my job a while back, and today I did. It wasn't so much creepy as it was really shitty.
snouzer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:30:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
same thing happens to me too.. I had a dream that happened 10 years ago.. it happened to me in real life.. when I realized it I stopped dead in my tracks and told my mom.. "hey mom.. i know that i dreamed about this same occurence 10 years ago" she never believed me
I've had weird dreams before.. one time I was in my college apartment.. it was dark and no one was there. There was a small light.. Some girl led me into the apartment and she went upstairs.. I saw a beanbag and started jumping on top of it. Suddenly, the whole thing warped into the devil.. the beanbag I was stepping one was actually an eye, the apartment turned into a giant devil 100 times my size. something you'd see like in Samurai Jack with Aku. He pointed at me and said something.. then I woke up. I hope this doesn't happen to me years later =(.. another dream that sticks with me was when I opened the front door of my house to see about a dozen black wolves with evil red eyes all growling and circling around the walkway. There were red signs everywhere.. then I woke up. I had a dream today that I met some guy I've never seen before.. he was a 38 degree Freemason (wtf?) and he predicted a shit ton of stuff that happened seconds later after I woke up. I kept waking up.. thinking I should go back to my dream to see if I could even go back, and I did.. just to see him tell me more things that happened later on
DoctorDazza ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:38:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had two major ones;
One was watching Daddy Day Care years before it came out, explaining this movie to my Mum, her going 'That sounds interesting' and moving on. When it ACTUALLY came out years later, I had totally forgotten about it, until my Mum asked why they were bringing out a film that I'd already seen. it wasn't even just the basic plot, but everything and everyone in it.
Second was when I was in primary school, had a dream I was at a schol, feeling awkward and taking a test (Geography). When I got to high school, this never happened, UNTIL I transfered into a new school. On the first day I had to take a geography test in the same room as in my dream. Freaked me the hell out.
ijacen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:57:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happens to me as well. It really freaks me out, I can remember two instances from recent memory. I once dreamt my grandmother was dead. We were at her funeral, talking about how much we missed her etc. Woke up to my mother knocking on my bedroom door, opened it and was told my grandmother had just died.
Instance two is a lighter story. Dreamt I was at a club and met this amazing woman, we danced all night and nearing the end of the dream she told me her name was Danica and that she'd see me later. A couple weeks later I went out with some friends, I see a girl who looked strangely familiar (I didn't know she was from my dreams until later in the night). I walk up to her and did the usual, "Do I know you?" line. She thought it was pathetic until I asked her if her name was Danica. We had fun that night but I was too freaked out to let it go any further.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About a year ago I has a crazy dream I was dying and being taken away in an ambulance. I knew I was going to be saved but I was trying to tell the medics to save this other individual. His name was nico. They didn't hear me or I couldn't really talk but tries to point out he was in danger. As we drive away I saw him enter a garden with gates. The next day I go over to my friends house and I intended on telling him my crazy dream right away. Before I could tell him he had old me nico died last night of a heroin overdose in Sweden. We live all the way in the us. I Got the biggest rush of chills sen throughout my body. I think the time of my dream and his death were pretty much lined up.
emwo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:09:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This just happened a few hours ago, really funny finding this thread...
I don't remember much of the dream since the flashback was passed by faster than a split second, but I remember sitting in a room singing bohemian rhapsody with a group of people. I looked over at my cousin that was sitting beside me and he's laughing before he shrugs. At some point I'm singing "We will not let you go!"
and the dude across from me continues with "Let me go!"
The concept was proposterous since
Well, my cousins have been living with me (one for ~5 months, the other for 1 evidence and they've been my excuse for getting a social life. My cousin (on the right in the photo) convinced my parents to stay out, so we're all drinking and having a blast at my friends house though I'm translating almost everything he says.
Everyones in the living room chatting when suddenly it's dead silent cause someone passed out, when Bohemian Rhapsody comes on the radio. In drunken unison we all started singing except for my cousin, when the guitar solo kicked in he's like, "fuuuuck i don't know the words to this song" in spanish, which once I translate that people start busting up.
Suddenly people started getting into it, including myself. As soon as I started singing "We will not let you go" the entire dream rushed through my head, and I glanced straight ahead of me to see the guy in the same position & having the same expression in my dream when he's singing "LET ME GO!"
as soon as that part ended I saw my cousin shrug and laugh with, "no bueno emwo!"
Emberrassed, I looked over and the guy has this rather disturbed look on his face too while we all continued to sing. I never have seen that guy before, but recognized him from a dream...
/i'll fix the grammar once i sober up a bit, hope the rambling makes sense. ._.
MasterYI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I thought i was the only one some times i will dream something not really important and a few months later it will come true
thenakedjuice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There are theories about memory glitches. I can't specifically source, but I remember reading about it a while back (I have a random interest in neuroscience). Anyway, it is theorized that occasionally, something messes up when your brain is processing information from your short term to your long term. The information goes immediately into your long term memory without ever being stored in your working (short term) memory first, so you feel as though what you are experiencing has happened before, or that you've dreamt it before, when in fact you have not. Just shows how much of reality is determined by functions of the brain :)
autopsi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
dream journal
zChops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back when I was still in middle school, my mother had a dream she walked into my school, took a left, then found my sweatshirt I had lost. It was the time of the month that they took all the lost and found items and sprawled them out in the hallway as a "Last chance to claim before we donate." Well the next day she had to come to my school for something. She walks in the door, remembers her dream, takes a left and there is my sweatshirt laying there in the EXACT same spot as it was in the dream.
Moms really can do anything...
chocoparty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream that I got off a lear jet with Yassir Arafat and we were both riding together through the desert in the back of an Ambulance.
I remembered it one because it was fairly colorful and detailed and two because it was so random, I only vaguely knew who he was.
Then the next day this happened.
CassandraVindicated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:49:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I started drinking. You don't get those dreams when you drink.
dopebob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:21:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had it so bad once that I even knew what was about to happen, seriously freaked me the fuck out. It's not like I properly remember the dream usually, I just get really strong de ja vu, but one time I really remembered it and knew that my mate was about to walk in
callumgg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I get these a lot, but seeing as my dreams are relatively mundane I put it down to the volume of them mixed with the probability of it happening and the predictability of some activities.
WobbleBet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:25:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Eugh this happens to me all the time, so glad I am not alone! My friends and family now joke about it. The situation I dream of happens the next day. It can be something really insignificant or something larger. I was across the country at a festival one time and dreamt of an earthquake tearing through my family home and town, complete with feeling the shakes. I got a phone call the next day from my parents and they told me there had been a local earthquake.
I get so frustrated and creeped out about it that I have to sort of describe it to myself like ripples on a pond and that memories of events can go backwards as well as forwards?
chocolate_stars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same thing started happening to me when I was younger (and still does) at one point i had convinced myself that i could predict the future, but didnt have control over which part of the future i could see.
...I didnt tell anyone.
EricTheRedd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me too! Except when it starts happening I have the strongest urge to fuck with it so it doesn't happen "like it's suppose to." The fates are probably pissed at me hardcore...
HighSorcerer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nice to know I'm not alone in this. Same thing happens to me; In fact, one of them was about something on Reddit(as it appears now to the standard web browser), years before I even spent a lot of time on the internet.
altxatu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I thought my friend and I were the only ones. I have dreams like this two or three times a night. For as long as I can remember.
What good does it do me to know that when I'm walking up the steps at a park near my job that I've got to get to the right side because someone in a hurry is going up the left, and knowing his reasons for being in a hurry? Knowing them as if it was my life and not his. What good does it do, knowing that at some point I'm going to eat a brat with ketchup on it, and I'm going to spill that ketchup on my shirt, but it won't matter cause I'll have off that day and I'll do laundry later on? What the fuck good does that do anyone? What the hell good is it watching a woman die in the street from gunshot wounds, with no context. Just watching her die. No way to prevent it, and knowing in my dream that I'll realize I'd seen that before but in my dreams.
captain_arroganto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Man this thing happens to me too all the time. I always get these deja vu moments. However there is one small tweak. Whenever I have one of these moments, I remember what i'm about to say and i just dont say it. My friends have observed me just shut up for sometime and then continue with whatever I was speaking as if nothing happened.
Just my way of messing with intuition !
thatguyferg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happens to me from time to time. When I was younger I saw LOTR fellowship of the ring (later the rest of that great series). A few days later I had a dream that the cave trolls were trying to find and kill me.
Years later that dream will randomly come up, but I have mastered my dreams now and fuck them up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure you actually dreamed it? Or do you just believe you dreamed it?
onedooropens ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:49:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this^
thefebs ยท 177 points ยท Posted at 03:22:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard that that's actually a misfiring of neurons creating a false memory of a dream after the incident you "dreamed" occurred. That or you're clairvoyent.
prestondoom ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:11:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
as a person who sticks tightly to the brain is nothing but a supercomputer idea. this sounds right to me
kevhito ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:08:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. Scumbag brain.
You ever lock your keys in the car? And just as you are closing the door, you see the keys there on the seat or in the ignition, and your brain says "hey, stop, don't close that door" and it's like slow motion and you close the door anyway?
That's your brain messing with you. Your eyes likely aren't actually focused yet, but as soon as they do focus and the keys come to your attention, your brain is like "Oh, I totally noticed those keys seconds ago, and I told you to stop closing that door, but you never listen to me."
Our eyes take time to focus. But notice there are never gaps in your perception? Your brain just reconstructs what it thinks is the likely input that would have been observed if you had instant focus, then pretends that you saw that.
I always used to wonder if the second hand on a clock really moved when I wasn't paying attention, because it always seemed that the clock was slower when I first look at the clock. This is an easy trick, it turns out. Look at the second hand of a clock ticking, say, 2 feet away. Get a good feel for how long the hand rests on each tick. Now look at something far away. Now quickly focus back on the clock. The second hand seems to rest for a whole lot longer than it is supposed to.
rydan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In my case it is the opposite. Basically anything outside of my field of vision seems to be greatly sped up in time. I noticed this in college when every roommate I had seemed to be able to walk down the hall and open the door at the end almost instantaneously once the door to our room was closed.
rydan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:24:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably the case in over 99% of dejavus. They seem like real memories but there is always something off about them compared to normal memories and probably the most telling thing is they are easily forgotten shortly after the event. They never seem to have a reference pointing from any other memories either. All but one of mine can be attributed to this.
Back when I was in the 7th grade I had this very vivid dream about SimCity 2000 on the PC. I was building a highway across some water and noticed that the bridge it formed had a fence like structure around it. Once on land I made a loop and in the small gap that was left I put in a commercial zone. Then suddenly a building appeared and I woke up like you do from a dream where you are falling. I remember thinking about the dream for several days because it was so weird.
Several months later (more than 6) I started playing SimCity 2000 again. The dream was now a distant memory. I decide to experiment with highways in my new city because I never figured out how to properly use them before. I build one across water for the first time ever (I'd done this many times with roads, powerlines, etc. but never highways for some reason). Without thinking I formed a loop and had one unit left over so I decided to fill it with a commercial zone. Suddenly I remember the dream I'd had months earlier and before I could do anything a building appeared.
I'm guessing there is nothing psychic going on there but probably says more about the brain being deterministic than anything else. At least that's what I tell myself.
thefebs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:37:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for SimCity 2000
Misharum_Kittum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:01:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I get this some times. A sense of deja-vu that makes me feel like I'm perfectly aware of everything around me what what's going to happen with it a moment before it happens. Also a head rush like I stood up to fast.
It is a petite mal seizure for me.
camelCasing ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:32:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Clairvoyance actually doesn't seem all too implausible to me. When I throw a brick, you can see in your mind's eye what's going to happen. Your mind makes a prediction based on input much faster than any computer could. I think what we would call clairvoyance is just an extreme example of your brain making an educated guess, managing to use various inputs to formulate a prediction that's farther off than what we typically accept as normal.
BonderRodriguez ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:31:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
except in my case, I remember the dream upon waking up.. carry that memory with me until the future moment actually happens.
KingJulien ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:31:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't read the post correctly. It's as though right after the event you 'predicted' occurs, your brain splices a scene / 'memory' of a dream - that you never actually had - into your memory bank months or years earlier.
nerdCaps ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:52:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As if you changed the 'Created on' date in a file system. The OS (your brain) only knows how old files are by that date. If one of the files (the memory that is currently being stored in long term memory) gets mislabeled with the wrong date, it will still exist in short term memory, but it will be stored months or years earlier in long term memory. So, it makes it feel like the thing you are experiencing right now is the same as something that happened in the past.
BonderRodriguez ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:36:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
No, I see what you're saying... Except that after the dream and BEFORE the actual event, I could tell you what the dream/predicted event would be. I've even written them down before the event... they're mundane enough things though
Conde_Nasty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:48:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Never is anything useful, is it? Could have taken a peek at the lotto numbers (since it's the same future world in your dream)...
If its mundane though, how detailed? Like picked up a cup of coffee while Jim walks by and drops his stapler type thing?
Also, we dream a lot. How do you write all of that down? Or do you just chose random ones? And how is it one thing? If it were really a future occurrence, it would be everything in the dream, not just one random one. One more: any correlation as to how far the event occurs after the dream?
jaxxon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:45:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No.. I've actually written down dreams in detail, only to have them play out exactly, months or years later.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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jaxxon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:21:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What can I say? I used to keep a detailed dream journal. Shit I wrote down (and therefore, I had a vivid, verifiable memory of) occurred in real life, later. I don't get what's funny.
RIPEOTCDXVI ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:08:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm with you. I have a suspicion that everyone who actually keeps a dream journal experiences this phenomenon, and the longer you keep the journal the more often it happens. Certainly every person i've met who keeps a journal has had this happen.
caitlinreid ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:28:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're magic. In fact, you should go win that million from that skeptical dude right now!
jaxxon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:35:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sensing sarcasm. ;) Whatever. It's not like everything I've written down happens, nor can I dream about something in order for it to happen or whatever you're implying.
caitlinreid ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:38:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm always skeptical but I have my share of weird shit to not completely write off anything.
jaxxon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Skepticism can definitely be a good thing. More than that, a functioning bullshit filter is of utmost importance. I have a science background, but enough of this stuff has happened in my life that I actually started working with it deliberately and really ended up making progress and taking it places. It's probably not worth saying much more about it than that. ;)
caitlinreid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:27:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I assure you, I've had my share of WTF moments and I have actually told people ahead of time about certain things just so they'd believe me. To this day I get sick as a dog when something bad happens. Problem is I can't tell if it's flat tire bad or friend crashes into a tree bad and the feeling doesn't leave until whatever it is happens. I was much more 'in tune' or whatever years ago, most of the weird shit has faded over the years.
grumpyoldgit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:17:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately anecdotal evidence is anecdotal. I'm sure you believe this happens but in reality there's probably a more logical explanation.
jaxxon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunate, indeed.
Azzieh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that would explain so many things, i think its true
dskoziol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's exactly it! It's happened to me plenty of times, too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I read about this. Your brain accidentally commits the event to your long-term memory instead of the short-term.
shutyourgob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's supposed to be the explanation for deja vu as well, since you can never recall any concrete details about when the event happened before (date, time, events leading up to/following it) - just a vague sense that you've experienced this before.
ThunderGorilla ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:03:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That concept of misfiring neurons doesn't satisfy me. When it happens to me it seems like a real memory of dreamed events unfolding again at the present. The memory is so real to me and feels so old and familiar that it would shatter my reality to know for sure that my brain was creating it on the fly. I want to believe in clairvoyance.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:41:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. I have to tell you, that the "old and familiar" feeling is an illusion. I get in with dreams. I'll have a dream set in the same world as a previous dream, but when I wake up I realise that I've never had a dream like that before. My brain basically creates the memory of me having that dream for reasons that I have no idea about.
ruslan_a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:57:29 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! I get this too. There's one I remember particularly well, that in the dream I was certain I had already dreamed about thrice before. Took a few years to realise I actually hadn't. I find it interesting that I remember these sorts of dreams fairly vividly for years though, unlike most dreams that you'd forget after 10 minutes of consciousness.
rydan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:29:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't make it real though. Does your deja vu memory have any other normal memories attached to it? And if it does do they still have those memories attached 30 minutes later?
orzamil ยท 194 points ยท Posted at 03:06:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This could be pretty easily explained by having a dream about a 'common-place' occurrence, just similar enough to what might happen some day that your brain connects the two. Things like, having a conversation with a woman in red at a cafe, can be a common enough happenstance that you dream a similar situation (where things like hair color, color of dress, location and so on can change slightly enough in your head that it appears rather similar.) Really, to the brain, such details are inconsequential and can be easily changed to reflect reality. It's mostly a coping mechanism.
For instance, this used to happen to be pretty often when I was young, and it was more often than not my brain attempting to deal with reality. I would dream that we were driving through construction and if I were to reach my hand out far enough I could touch the signs. Then, of course, I would injure my hand, which is something my parents had warned me of. Woe and behold, a few days later we were trundling past the same construction zone in which my parents had warned me not to put my hand out the wind. Which I did and thusly cut my finger up pretty bad. Brain goes, herp derp, I knew it was going to happen, I must be psychic!
Really, people are always thinking, whether it's conscious or not, and a lot of people think about how the next day, week, month, even year will play out, and try to come up with some scenarios that seem rational enough to happen, as a way to prepare for the events.
It's like the dreams you have where you swear you missed a test, and then it happens or whatever. It's just a common enough scenario that could plausibly happen that your mind worries about.
I am not a scientist/psychologist/expert on the subject.
solarxpower ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 03:19:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good perspective, but what about the fact that I can recall exact conversations? If that makes sense. Sometimes, when I realize that I've "dreamed" this situation, I can recall what the person is about to say, before they say it and they end up saying it, word-for-word.
[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 03:49:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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solarxpower ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:51:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good question! It probably is just my brain saying "I know what's coming," but I tell you, these "dreams" have been eerily detailed.
twistmental ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:26:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have had dreams of things that have happened to me before the fact, The only difference (that I am aware of) is that in my dreams of these things, I die.
I have had a dream of dying in the warehouse I currently work at months before I got the job there...The moment I dreamed about has come and gone. I have survived these types of dreams dozens of times
I am certain that your mind takes that vague dream memory and just stitches it up with whats happening to create an entirely false memory, our minds are like that. Eye witness testimony is is troublesome because of this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:28:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This would be pretty easy to prove. Just do what you did when you were seven. Keep a detailed journal. When it happens, show the people involved.
Nascence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That would also cause for a lot of searching, even if the dream happened only a year later, that's 365 dreams to search through.
moonblade89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I used to experience this, it wasn't just that "I know what's coming"> I actually used to feel tingly and slightly dizzy, and everything would suddenly feel not real before the "epiphany moment", the moment I realise I've dreamt about this. There was also slight discomfort as I looked around waiting to see the epiphany moment
ItsOnlyNatural ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've actually been able to mentally recite word for word the sentence the comes up 5-7 seconds later.
Buuuuut as humans we are very adapt at predicting other's actions and words, given our knowledge of other people, language structure, local variations and the subject at hand people are more likely then not to say certain things in a certain way and so we can perfectly predict the words sometimes.
That still doesn't explain the other issues (knowing the room, the time on the clock, the person if you've never met them, etc).
Poutingbastard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have the same phenomenon occur once every month or two and I can say for certain that it is not just a common occurrence. I've sometimes dreamed about places I've never been and having conversations with people I've yet to meet but then I meet them and the conversation takes place. It is a real trip to say the least.
mozetti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'll chime in. I've experienced the mundane "dreams of the future" that others are discussing. In some cases, sure, it's been "I know what's coming." Other times I've known exactly what was going to be said, so much so that I would sometimes actually alter the conversation after I recognized the "deja vu" and exact portions of the conversation. Have I broken the matrix?
ctolsen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
In that case you're a freak of nature, and as a student of neuroscience I'll have to confiscate your brain. Please report within due time.
Edit: It's also still possible that it's your brain fooling you โ you're still just recalling that you knew what was going to be said. To be sure that you actually know what's about to be said you'd have to be able to record it and be able to create some sort of statistical assurance that excludes randomness.
NoHandle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Deja vu is only the similar feeling. What you are describing is called deja tu.
ELzed ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:51:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's deja vu. I know it doesn't feel like it, but it's your brain freaking itself out and assigning memories in real time.
Source: I like brains so I read about them n junk.
solarxpower ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:58:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
neat!
pestdantic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ive been waiting for someone to say this. Could you go into any more detail cause my memory is fuzzy on it
ruslan_a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:03:57 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is this a pun suspicious glare
pestdantic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:38 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why? Are you feeling punitive?
ELzed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:01:16 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deja_vu#Scientific_research
Sorry I don't have any better source. I tend either to remember these things either from wikipedia or from books I flick through in the library. I'm terrible at citing sources.
persiyan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have anything interesting you can link us to about these stuff you read?
ELzed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:03:50 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Always start with wikipedia, it's wonderful: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deja_vu
I think it's very interesting that certain drugs can increase the chances of deja vu. Makes you appreciate just how mechanical the mind can be, and how easily it can be confused. But as the brain is our only connection to reality, what does that say about reality?
teddy_picker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:43:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well.. If you could prove that it would be highly impressive. But are you actually saying you remember EXACT words days after having dreams? Most people only remember some details of dreams as soon as they wake up (unless they train themselves to remember them better by recalling and writing them down) so the fact that you remember exact sentences would make you exceptional to start with. It seems the only explanation is that you think what they're saying is similar to your hazy dream memory and your brain matches is up.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:16:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have done this in the past dozens of times. Seriously, I can predict the entire flow of the moment; gestures, noises, what other people say, what I say, what I do, what they do, etc. I'd like to write it down but it fades really fast (can I even be sure I did 'remember' it a few seconds later? I think yes, but idk. What I need to do is write it down before it happens. Though I admit, sometimes it's more of a feeling than hard predictions of the future).
Seriously, gotta get a pad just for this. Sadly it's been happening less... I'm losing my gift? meh it wasn't all that helpful anyways. Maybe someday I'll predict someone pulling a gun.
edit: I have to point out this doesn't happen in dreams, but the minutes/seconds before the scene takes place. I can feel it coming, kind of.
Next time I'll write it down and share w/ Reddit...
kosmotron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Memory can play funny tricks on you, particularly memories from dreams. Unless you actually wrote down your dreams and had the text ahead of time, or you told someone those exact words, how can you be sure you aren't just feeling that the conversation unfolding in front of you is just what happened in a dream? I know I get dรฉjร -vu feelings in certain situations but it's just a weird mental glitch.
eightysguy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:41:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The fact is your claim is improvable. It could be that you had a dream about a conversation with someone you know. I know a few people well enough that I can predict how they would react to things. Sometimes when I have something to tell my wife (good news, bad news whatever) I play out conversations in my head to 'plan' what I might say to some of her responses. Often the entire conversation plays out how I imagine. It's not because I'm psychic or there are spooky things going on. No, it's just an expression of how well I know someone.
X-Istence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had dreamed something and written it down. About 4 years later when it happened I still had the document sitting on my hard drive. Minus some extremely minor details (such as the temperature, it felt hotter in my dream) it was the exact same thing I had just witnessed. I showed the document and the date it was created to the person I had been interacting with and they looked at me bug eyed and told me to stop joking around with them.
Freeky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Been there, done that. Funny how it's always what's just about to be said - I put it down to perception and memory being somewhat weakly ordered and laggy, properties you'd expect from a highly distributed system comprised of many different modules.
StatsOnlyConfuseMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This only has happened to me a few times, but once will always stick out to me. It was from when I was in high school, and I only remember it for how odd & totally inconsequential the moment was. A teacher ducked his head in the room of one of my classes, said something to the class teacher at the time and as one of them responded, i found myself sitting there mouthing word for word what came out of his mouth. I dont remember the phrase now, only that I remember I had dreamt the same conversation days before, it was a completely impossible thing to have predicted anyone would say, and it made no sense to me then and it still makes none to me
jaxxon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yup, me too.
efrance1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not only this, but when I have these dreams, and then they come true, I always have the weirdest feeling of "how did I get here?" My day goes by and then all the sudden I'm in front a building talking to someone or doing something I have never done before and I have no idea what happened in the time it took from where I was to where I am. Another thing I remember is that in my dreams, they are so vivid in every aspect that I sub-consciencly remember every detail including the sounds traffic is making and even little things like an address before I look and see it, or a certain car with a certain license plate number before it turn around a corner into view.
executex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The brain is powerful. First of all, many scenarios are thought up. In addition, you have so many dreams that you don't even remember that could come to the surface later on and might even delude yourself to think you do remember that dream.
Further, time is not linear, the way the brain perceives time is interesting. People with schizo have a distorted sense of time, things happen in the wrong order.
It's puzzling and we don't yet understand it fully. But the most reasonable explanation is that your brain is a powerful pattern recognition tool, and you can recreate conversations and scenarios in your head that eventually coincidentally do happen almost exactly. But the many times you imagine something incorrect, you don't remember it or recognize it.
It's like Nostradamus, make enough predictions, and you'll likely get a bunch of them right. Make it vague enough and people will associate random events as things Nostradamus predicted when Nostradamus might not even have meant that.
Angry_Falcon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Next time it happens, say it a split second before them and walk away.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The first time this happened to me I broke down in tears. I didn't like the feeling of very specific conversations being predetermined like that. In my dream I didn't do that though, so the conversations taking place changed slightly. I REALLY want to know what the fuck is up with this. Knowing it happens to others is really disturbing too.
navarone21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was sitting at a table, and parroting a conversation about a purse between two women at the next table. I had the exact mundane dream the night before.
edibleoffalofafowl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
People are predictable in a general way.
Also, like others said, I have serious doubts you can remember the exact wording of a conversation you had in a dream so many months or years ago.
It's easy to say "I knew that" or "yeah that's how it happened" while the person is saying it and the details are filling into your mind. How about writing some of these dream conversations down, forcing yourself to be precise, and then see if any come true?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:23:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to dismiss my experiences like this until one day, my sister, cousin, and I were riding our bikes around my house. I was always a bookworm I never rode my bike. I also was never leader of the pack. But there we were, riding our bikes, having a contest led by me in which we were popping wheelies, going accross ditches on bridges made from 2x4s, general "badass" stuff for 9 year olds. Exactly how I'd dreamer days before. The outcomes were even the same. Maybe the dream gave me these ideas subconsciously, maybe I was just making connections, but I thought it was pretty wild.
SafeSituation ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:26:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Quick little thing: the phrase is "lo and behold"
rm5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:03:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
low and bee hold
IrishWilly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
To add to this, our memories are easily influenced. It is very easy to make someone believe they remembered something that never happened through suggestions. It is likely that fuzzy memory of dream + some sort of connection your brain makes to the current event = 'remembering' the dream as playing out the same.
JimmyDThing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:09:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't quite how it works for me. I have dreamt about being in rooms that I didn't know existed with a specific event (or series of events) happening (always very insignificant events). Then it happens.
Jaerc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like that.
abritinthebay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I dreamt I was in a marketing meeting, in an office in the US, passing around Danishes, with one orange wall and steel grey blinds...
4 years later - after I met my American wife, moved to the US, and joined the marketing department of a company (I'm a web developer, usually not in that dept)... it happened.
Oh, and with the same people in the dream too.
yeah... I have no freaking idea how or why, but... yeah
jaxxon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nice thinking.. but in my case, it's USUALLY somewhere I have never been until the recollection comes. A recent example: I had a strangely vivid dream about being in some strange place (an office). At the time, when I woke up, I thought about it and wondered to myself where the heck that place is.. which made it stick in my memory as odd. Then years later, I was IN that office (in this case, a brand new office my company built at a different location -- and when I had the dream, we I didn't even work there yet). And then BOOM.. I'm sitting exactly in the spot where I had the dream. I look around the room and sure enough, shit is exactly how I remembered it from the dream. I swear to God (or Darwin or Sagan or whatever entity Reddit prefers) that I had a premonition. Shit happens to me frequently. I've practiced remembering dreams in every detail, so it's easy for me to remember bits like that. And I've practiced remote viewing, so I have plenty of experience exploring places remotely. So none of this is surprising to me at all. If anything, I think that stuff helps this occur more.
Edit: grammar/tense weirdness
TacoTruckDriver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. That's not it. You have not had this occur to you.
AssertivePanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I head some were else on Reddit that the brain tries to fill in gaps and uses whats around you to do it. So you get da-ja-vu. I have had this mostly from memories from my child hood manly from schools and having da-ja-vu about a place in or around schools.
bruin11awp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's happened to me a lot too and I always thought this was the solution. But then one day something really strange happened:
We had just moved into a new house and my dad wanted me to help him put a sprinkler system in, something that I had never done before. So at one point I'm just messing around jabbing up this small trench we had made with a stick and I get the weirdest deja vu.
I remembered seeing the exact moment in my dreams months before, even before we had moved into the house. And I specifically recall the dream because I woke up at that point in the dream and had consciously wondered what the fuck that dream had been about. I had even thought about it while I got ready that morning, and at the time explained it to myself by saying that it must have been a movie that I had recently watched that made me dream that.
strongscience62 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My first "deja vu" dream was off a tarp with lots of metal objects on it that I didn't recognize as a 10 year old. 3 weeks later I was at my friends birthday party which he had at a rock climbing and adventure place. There was a huge zipline we all were going on, and when I go to the bottom I looked down and saw the tarp layed out exactly the same as in my dream. The metal objects I didn't recognize were the caraviners that clip onto the harness.
i've had more since then, but they're all conversations now. that one was the most vivid.
camelCasing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes they're commonplace, yes. Other times... The only one I remember vividly was dreaming of a girl with black hair walking past me in my elementary school hallway, carrying another girl, and crying. The year after that, I met the two girls. Two years later, they're fooling around at recess, and Black trips Brown by accident. Brown gets a nosebleed and faints at the sight of blood. Black picks her up, and heads for the school, bawling, thinking she's killed her best friend. I run into the school to hold the next door for her, and realize I dreamt it as she passes me.
Still kinda weirds me out.
gt_9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The weird part is: when the dream happens, it feels VERY weird because it cannot happen in real life. You dont know those surrounding, those people, and it does not relate to your current life/routine.
Then circumstances change. You move for school/college/something. New neighborhood, new friends, new car/home/whatever. And BAM, this event happens which is COMPLETELY commonplace because of this changed circumstances.... and yet it was in the dream.
If I dreamed about waking up in the morning and going to work, I wont be freaked about it. But if I dream about walking down an unknown street and looking a strange shopfront, then I move to a new city and suddenly notice that same shopfront, I will be freaked out. Yes, sometimes the memory has blurred and I am not 100% sure it is the same shop, but similar enough to give me a sense of deja vu. It might just all be psychology. But ... when it happens..... just ...... freaky!
forevermac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As somone who gets these often, sometimes this is true. I've had ones where I later realized it was just a common thing, but I've also had very specific ones (phrases I'd not heard before, specific people I'd not met).
Quite possibly the screwiest is when a friend said 'Deja Vu' and then one of these got triggered off it. Specific enough I knew to duck to avoid the ball a friend threw at me.
dd72ddd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Lo and behold"
AetherAeternus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:21:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If the kind of dream they are referring to is anything like mine, then what you're saying isn't applicable.
I once had a dream in which I was working at an Applebee's (which, at that point in time, I had never set foot in a single Applebee's, much less seen the interior), talking casually with a girl I've never seen before in my life, and even mentioning her very very unusual name. It was kind of like watching a movie play out from the protagonist's point of view. So dream Me is talking to this girl, standing in the former smoking section of the restaurant, and she asks me to replace the paper towels in the bathroom. I comply, and the dream fades away.
The next morning I called my girlfriend at the time, telling her about this really oddly specific dream that I had. We discuss the oddness of this dream but think nothing of it.
Fast forward to almost 4 months later, when I get a job at my local Applebee's. Now, I don't have the best memory, and nothing too extraordinarily creepy had happened yet, so my brain didn't make any connection. Eventually I meet the aforementioned girl, mind still makes no connection. It isn't until the scene where we are talking in the smoking section plays out exactly as it happened in the dream that I recognize the situation. I get a huge chill down my spine as I go into the bathroom to change the paper towels and I lock myself in the stall and call my girlfriend. I ask her if she remembers the oddly specific dream I had with a girl with the incredibly rare name, she says yes. I ask her if she remembers where I said it happened. She does.
To this day it is one of the most incredible things that has ever happened to me, and it hasโ against my better scientific judgmentโ given me reason to believe that dreams are more than they appear to be, or that the sleeping mind has a strange, hidden potential.
arjie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:34:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream that was decidedly uncommonplace. I dreamt about a particular roundabout, street, and a loose stone on the pavement. A few years later my family was on vacation in England and I came across pretty much the exact thing. I believe, however, that when memories are accessed, they are rewritten (or something like that), so it might be that as soon as I noticed the stone, I remembered my dream and overwrote it instantly with what I was looking at or something like that.
I've since written down most of the stuff I dream but now I've noticed I only write down the exotic stuff (turn into monsters and stuff like that) so it's easy to misremember the more straightforward dreams (like walking down a particular street).
Vangonewilder18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was hoping someone would mention this. I don't know where I read it at but I read an article saying that usually dรฉjร -vu is just your brain connecting two similar events without taking details into consideration
romeincorporated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:41:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There are some brain scientist who believe that the sense of psychicness or dรฉjร vu is actually your subconscious interpreting your senses moments before your conscious mind does. This creates a feeling of knowing the future in the past, so to speak.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This makes a lot if sense and that's what I thought too but... For me this doesn't quite fit, I think.
I was sick and dreamed of two bags of my favourite candy. The next morning my mom hands them to me, saying she hopes it makes me feel better. She had never done that before or since. A little later I dream about a big, very misshapen bread. The next day it's on our kitchen counter; my uncle had recently gotten a bread maker and gave us the resulting bread. Then recently I dreamed a classmate had cut off his dreads which he's had since forever. I saw him 3 days later and his hair looked exactly as I dreamed. I guess the last one could fall under your explanation, but the rest? What do you think?
SCSweeps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Confirmation bias, got it.
OTJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is some study about this, where the scientist examines the likelihood of dreams coming true or similar instances occuring. I can't find it now but someone should and post a link. I believe (if I remember correctly) we are all supposed to have this happen a couple of times.
MonkeyFu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I have had this happen to me, it is a dream about something specifically not commonplace.
lameth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have had the experiences of the above. Here is one "not so common-place:"
I had a dream I was on another planet. The planet was one where the landscape was obsidian, with the burned husks of trees all around. I was with my squad (in the military at the time), and we were sitting around eating normally.
About 4 months later I found myself on the island of Kona, in a military training area. The other planet? It was a lava rock bed that composed the majority of the training area. There we were, sitting around eating lunch. I had no clue up until the point of that exercise that such a place existed.
infinitymind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I refuse to believe that science has figured out how our conscious / dreams works... if we can't figure out things we do while we're awake ( like why we yawn) there's no reason to charter into unknown territory and pass on assumptions as facts.
M3nt0R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That may be the case in most instances, but in cases like my mother, for example, they have a dream where someone has died, and it turns out to be true. To my mother it's happened over a dozen times, and it just happened again a couple of days ago with a neighbor from Spain that died.
In all of these cases, it's people from Spain who she has no contact with, and she has little contact with My grandmother. My mom will dream things that directly point to someone dying like the person's wife dressed in black crying saying "It can't be. He couldn't have gone" and then my grandma will call to tell her this sudden news that my mom already knew about.
My mother has seen another one where she followed a hearse from above, almost in a "The Sims" sort of view or the first grand theft auto. She followed it through the main street, up one of the steepest hills in town and stop in front of her aunt's house. She then saw the men take out the casket and set it in the hearse and the family crying.
That day when she woke up my grandmother called to tell her who just died, and again, my mother already knew. It just happens, she doesn't dream bout people dying, but when she does she always wakes up nervous and scared because she knows what's about to go down.
In the case of my grandmother, she'd actually be changing in front of a mirror or soemthing and she'd see in the reflection someone walk into the room from behind her smiling. She'd turn around and no one was there, and within 3 days that person who appeared would die. One of the times the reflection even ripped a button off of his jacket and threw it onto the floor and when she turned around he was gone but the button was on the floor.
When the person died a few days later, he was wearing the same jacket and was missing the button.
In my mom's town, this stuff has been pretty common place. There was a man who was known for his abilities. On one occassion these children ran to him for help because their friend had been missing for a couple of days. He went home one night and never made it home. They had searched all over and there were a lot of woods surrounding the town, it was rather rural.
He follows his gut and leads the three kids through a specific path. Everyone in town is searching all over, and the man walks at a brisk pace. He makes it across the main road and suddenly stops. He can't move forward and says "I can't go any further. They won't let me. Go on a head, check in the well a bit further down.
Sure enough they checked, and their friend was down there, but he was dead.
That same man also walked through an alley way in town (it's old-style europe, no perfect pattern streets like we have in america, it's more houses everywhere and narrow alleyways in between). He walks through one alley and sees two men trying to take a coffin out through the door but they can't. They struggle and head back inside.
He sees one man come out and open the window on the right. Then the casket comes out. The alleyway was thin and they couldn't get a good angle through the door so they had to use the window to remove the coffin. He goes home and mentions it to his mother.
The next day the person in that house dies and they try to take the coffin out through the door and can't, so they use the window on the right.
Another lady sees a funeral procession through town at midnight. It's strange because they normally don't happen so late. It was a small old town so the whole town would follow the priest through town in a crowd to someone who was dying or dead for their last rights. All of the old ladies would join in as it went by their house.
This lady joined in as usual, but she didn't recognize anyone. They all had their faces covered in hoods or veils, and she felt a bit uncomfortable but went on. All of the houses were dark, but there was a house that had a lamp on in the window on the second floor.
She followed the crowd into the room and there was a familiar little girl laying dead on her bed. All of the figures in the room looked at her at the same time and pointed to the door, for her to leave. She left as fast as she could and was frantic. The next day she attended a funeral and again most of the town will attend these as it's a small town.
She starts telling of something she saw, and people then were more willing to believe in these things than modern people. It's sort of a if you believe in it it can happen type of thing. Sort of you make your reality in a sense, our minds are pretty powerful even though we don't understand the gist of them.
Anyhow she tells but doesn't want to tell so she mentions it's an only child. Some people feel relief, but many have an only child. "WHO IS IT?!" they ask.
"It's a girl" she says. More people feel relief, but others tense up. They demand more.
"She lives in the north part of town." More relief, but more tensions among those that fit the profile.
The group gets narrower, and narrower, and as this is happening, there are 3 little girls walking along the street. Two blondes on the end and a brunette in the middle.
The old lady mentions a brunette. People gasp, and a car comes up the street and is going really fast towards the cemetery. He sees the pack of ladies gathering around the old lady and swerves out of the way on the street. There are now not a pack of old ladies, but 3 girls in his path. The two blonds on the sides jumped out of the way and got cut up.
The brunette in the middle died. She was the exact same one the old lady saw. My mom was young during this time, she was around when it happened.
There are more stories, but I wrote enough to write an anthology to sell for Amazon Kindle at $5.99.
Just saying there's some crazy shit out there. Sometimes it seems like consciousness is streamed to the person. How else would my mom see the hearse on the roads stop at the same house and take the coffin at the same time as it happened?
how else can she wake up to a phone call with my grandma waiting to tell her that the same person my mother dreamed up died that same night?
If it happens once, it's really weird, but when it happens many times, one can only call coincidence so much.
TL:DR Strange shit happens a lot sometimes.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:08:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My grandfather has done this on a few occasions. There's so much of this out there, people look quite foolish when they continually grasp at straws to try to make up far fetched physical explanations for non-physical phenomena.
M3nt0R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's unbelievable the lengths people go to sometimes.
One guy even told me it was supposed to happen just out of sheer probability. That eventually there had to be a person whose dreams of death would always come true just out of sheer coincidence and probability. That any time this person dreamed of death that someone would die within a short span, and that it was destined to happen just through the laws of probability.
The length some people go to to rationalize something. Sometimes we have to admit we don't understand everything. It's humbling.
I'm not saying it's Jehova, I'm not saying it's Allah, it could be on the nano level, some quantum entanglement of some sort where events of one place are simultaneously experienced in another part of space. Who really knows?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seconded.
altxatu ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:25:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How can I explain this to you so you'll fully understand? It's like explaining colors to a totally blind person. There isn't a frame of reference you'll understand. When it happens you know with every part of yourself that this isn't just a normal dream. But you won't believe it. Until it happens. Maybe it'll happen again you think. You kinda hope it does, because you're curious. You want to explore this dream world. And it does happen again, but when it happens you remember the last time it happened, and you get a little scared. So you stay back and let the dream play out. You don't believe it. Imagine how religion would change, how would philosophy be changed? World events? It's be like if we could capture a ghost, and we knew for a fact there was life after death, that there is a heaven and hell, that our actions have repercussion we don't even know we don't know about. This could change the course of human history! You don't want to believe it, you don't want to be person that sacrifices their life to science so you can be uncomfortable for the rest of your life. But the event you dreamed about happens. Every detail is the same, same clothes, same haircut, same clouds in the same place, the sun shining just like in your dream. You know you dreamt about a future event. In some small way you think you might be psychic. But that can't be. If people were psychic they'd win the lottery whenever they needed money, their lives would be one stroke of good luck after another. After some time you realize it doesn't work like that. You don't understand why. it just doesn't. You can't prove it, you can't explain it. Why would you dream about a stranger 2000 miles away? You can't tell them anything, you can't do anything about it.
I've dreamt about missing tests, or other mundane things. These are not those dreams. I can read in these dreams. You can't read in your dreams. The words are all backwards and fucked up. Even when you work out the letters backwards, which is a chore, the words don't make sense. They make more sense backwards. At least then they look like they could spell something plausible. Plus the level of detail is amazing. Beyond what you could reasonably predict with your past experiences. It's both awesome, amazing, and terrifying.
mpuckett88 ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 03:13:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same! About 3 months in to dating my husband I had a weird dream that I was at a doctors office, pregnant, and getting told some scary news about the unborn baby. I didn't want to freak him out that I was having 'I'm pregnant with your baby dreams and we've barely started dating' talk, so I kept quiet. Two years later, pregnant me, same doctors office from the dream, and my baby has kidney issues.
Barnowl79 ยท 282 points ยท Posted at 03:31:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
C O N C E P T I O N
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:47:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
C O I N C I D E N C E
Also think about the millions of other mothers that have nightmares about what their unborn will have and it doesn't unfold that way... Or you can think you can predict the future.
grumpyoldgit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:19:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The trouble is that pregnancy, doctors offices and scary news about childbirth isn't really that unusual. It's definitely weird but unfortunately probably just a coincidence.
ProjectVelociraptor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
C O N T R A C E P T I O N
Use it!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so incredibly glad that I am not the only person who has these strange occurrences. I always try to explain them to people and no one seems to believe me.
thekaplan ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 02:43:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same. Ninja Edit: Just remembered. I had one of those today! Its like Deja-Vu, except... not exactly...
sjp245 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:08:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just posted this on another thread. My sister and I have had the same experience.
twooster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Jamie Lannister?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:03:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It means they changed something
Fish95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In some respects you could say the human brain is like a computer simulator. If you are talking to someone you know, your brain subconsciously already knows about their behaviors. (people speak using different words, phrases) Assuming your brain begins to simulate the situation, I could begin to think ahead of time. Generally people are predictable and this would make sense, as your brain is "scanning" your environment taking in data everywhere you go, even without you knowing. This would explain why, when right before an accident, you will sometimes think "Oh crap, this is going to happen" and then it does. You literally think ahead in the situation, and your brain's understanding of physics/behaviors can figure out close future events.
Edit: For my experience, I got into a car with my Dad, and as soon as He started the car I thought "He is going to take off the rearview mirror" sure enough 4 seconds later he did.
herpderpherpderp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure I've read this comment before.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's called Dรฉjร Rรชvรฉ (already dreamed).
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 03:35:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm convinced these dreams never happened in the first place and that it's just a strange "hiccup" of the mind.
ItsOnlyNatural ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:06:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is the current theory for Deja Vu actually. The mind processes input about quarter of a second after it has actually happened, so what they think is that the input gets accidentally routed through short term memory or that the "signal" gets garbled so it "skips" to the input in the next moment but the garbled signal is still received as having happened even if you weren't consciously having it.
being_ironic ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:23:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
isn't that the definition of dejavu?
SandySin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:21:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to post this. I was able to summarize a random letter a friend of mine picked up from the ground from some guy in Buffalo. I didn't remember it as a dream. When she started reading, I thought we had already found it and asked why she kept that letter for so long. When I summarized the contents, her eyes bugged out as she read it and I was right. They then decided I "planted" the letter... In the middle of our field somehow knowing she'd pick it up :|
Train_Wreck_272 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 03:15:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HOLY FUCK! This happens to me too, But I thought I was just insane.
Jean-Wan_Draper ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:20:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, the two aren't mutually exclusive, you could still be insane.
GeorgeWalkerKush ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:23:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Our memories of dreams are malleable and subject to later experience. So when you feel a moment of deja vu (feeling like you've been in this moment before), and lacking any coherent explanation, you falsely attribute the moment to a dream you must have had.
jaxxon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:47:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Then explain how I've written down every little detail of a dream on a piece of paper (of a place and with people I'm not familiar), only to have it play out exactly months or years later. :)
Edit: For a while, I kept a super detailed dream diary - and several of those dreams ended up being premonitions of this kind.
GeorgeWalkerKush ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:51:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's likely a cognitive bias towards fulfilling your dream prophecies. In other words you are looking for similarities and discarding differences. Also if you keep a lengthy dream diary, you're bound to find similarities. I'm interested in hearing examples of this.
DL345 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:58:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The same thing happens to me but I try to do the opposite of what dream me does. He sometimes ends up in less enjoyable situations and it makes me feel as if destiny is my bitch.
Ticamai ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:03:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had dreams which played out exactly as i dreamt them DAYS later. All of that happened in 6th grade. I seriously walked into class one of those days, knowing there would be a sub, and with my notes for that day already in my hand.
dilithium ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:08:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
all the time.
happened last night, was next door talking to the neighbors. had that feeling that we had already had this conversation, and then this is when it should start raining hard. and it did.
solarxpower ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:16:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! That happens to me often. It's the number one reason why I don't believe in free-will. When those dreams become reality, years later, i think of it as "validation." I reflect back on the dream and think about all the shit that happened in my life, leading up to that point in reality - makes me realize it was all pre-determined/fate.
makeitstopmakeitstop ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You do realize that its just deja vu right? You falsely remember having that dream and thinking about it before.
valas34 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes mine happen years apart. I can't even remember anything about the dream but this one moment and it weirds me out thinking that I have seen this exact moment before.
Averag3_Hom3boy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:21:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've totally experience the same thing, it used to happen to me a lot more when i was younger so i thought i was a pretty lame psychic or something.
wolfJam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:30:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I get the same feeling but always assume its my current mind screwing up and not my past mind predicting the future.
joliver321 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:31:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have two related stories.
1) Some of the other comments about dreaming something that comes true reminded me of this. When I was younger, I played the original Toy Story video game. I got to the part where you fight Buzz Lightyear in the closet before you find out he's a good guy. I couldn't figure out how to beat him and kept losing at that part. That night I went to bed and had a dream that I beat him by doing some weird trick. The next day I tried that trick and it worked.
2) Sometimes I have a dream where I'm in a certain place. When I wake up, I feel like I have dreamt that I was in that place before. But when I think back on the dream, I can't remember if I really did dream it on a previous night. I.e. I don't remember ever thinking about dreaming about that place when I'm awake before that day, but when I think about the dream I have a feeling of having been there before. It's really confusing to explain.
sighhhh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:32:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Exact same here, I've had dreams from middle school that came true in my later years at high school and other instances. Glad to see it's not just me though....although that sorta makes it even more strange...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm similar to that, but I always have Deja vu experiences within dreams, that will then occur later in my life. It's hard to explain. I'll dream about a perfectly normal situation in a place I've never been and think within the dream about how I feel I've been in that place before then I am a random amount of time later.
that_black_guy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wait...I'm not alone?
bjorna ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:40:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happened to me in November. I had a dream sometime in the past where I was sitting in a classroom and paying attention to a teacher with glasses who had a red sweater. In my dream I sat in on the left side of the classroom. That dream was some years ago. This November it happened.
thndrchld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yeah, this happens to me, too. I'll have a dream where something happens, like I get into a car wreck or something.
Dream is mostly tossed aside.
A few months later, I'll have a flashback as I drive down the road and everything falls into place. I'll even be able to mouth along with other people's words in the conversation. Usually, I remember the dream and get mildly freaked. I won't do something that I did in the dream, and things will turn out differently.
A couple years ago, I had this happen, where I was hit by a drunk driver in a dream. A few months later I found myself in the exact situation, mouthing along with what other people are saying. In the dream, I turned right. This particular instance, I went straight instead. As I was crossing the intersection, I saw the car from my dream swerve into he lane I would have been in, right when I would have been there.
I don't ignore this anymore.
DanCarlson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hat happened to me with the Challenger explosion and a girl being hit by a car. I actually stopped the second one. I felt like I was in a movie.
nigtrunr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:51:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This used to happen to me all the time too. I almost never remember my dreams, then or now. But back then when I did remember one, it was almost always something like that.
Two really stand out: The first was of me dying in a car accident. This was shortly after I was in a fairly serious car wreck and so I thought nothing of it. At least until I went to pick up my rental, and it was the car I had died in in my dream. I don't think I have ever been so hysterical in my life before or since. The second was sometime back in 2000. I had fallen asleep while riding in a car and I had this vision of something cataclysmic. It was a tall building, fire was crashing down all around.. people were falling to their deaths, darkness and chaos reigned around it. I had this sense that the world had just changed in some terrible and irreversible way. At the time I thought it was about meteor strike. Imagine how I felt when I woke up to the TV news footage of the 9/11 WTC attacks about a year later?
galwegian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
me too. and it's always minor shit. never the lottery numbers. :-(
supertoast43 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HOLY SHIT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!! Same exact thing as you, I've been having them for as long as I can remember and they're always just some insignificant moment in my life, like me sitting in class and suddenly, "oh shit, I dreamt this," random things like that. But lately, I've noticed that it's not just where I am that I remember, but I also remember having the same thoughts that I had while I was dreaming if that makes sense. It's a really weird experience.
chrisempire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The same happens to me. So i call them de ja vu's, simply because i have never experienced a "brain fart" and decided that these were applicable to the term. Its one of the reasons why im considering studying neuroscience
BrosephineBaker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This sort of happens to me, but I'm a bit spacey so I only notice the place and what I'm doing.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's some kind of plurality between me and the world that causes both strife and apparent success, but all I do is hide from it.
I have a feeling that there's an underlying, legitimately scientific/mathematical reason for this which we haven't yet discovered. Awesome list!
xG33Kx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me too. I have some insignificant, obscure dream, but pretty detailed since I usually don't have very vivid, lucid dreams. I think about it for a second when I wake up, and forget as the day goes on.
Sometimes even years later, the stupidest details from the dream creep up into real life. Something like I'm thinking about a certain thing (never significant either) and sitting at a table with a friend.
mattbednar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:12 on March 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The same things happens to me.
I once kept myself from hitting an animal on a highway when I was in high school, because I had dreamt the animal running in front of me. I picked up on the fact that I had dreamt it just in time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:48 on March 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wild!
MrsSalmalin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:34 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A year before the 7th Harry Potter book came out I had a dream where in order to travel, you had to flush yourself down the toilet. Next thing I know I'm reading the book and that's how Harry, Ron and Hermione get into the Ministry of Magic. O.o Rowling, get outta my head!
Rejak ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:32:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's called EMT, old news is old. Been compared to Deja-Vu frequently.... you're all probly not psychic... just thinking you remember something.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:30:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Joe Rogan has an interesting theory about it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtDD63C8J08
Lots42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Joe Rogan has a theory?
ThatFergusonKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have the Exact. Same. Thing. It's ridiculous, never significant, though :|
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I believe there's been a bit of research done into this (can't think of it right now, you can look it up if you like) that links to to similar brain phenomena like deja vu - in that your brain manages to convince you that you dreamed this previously. Likely, given it is pretty unlikely that you would actually remember a dream about an insignificant moment from years before.
jeexbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Refer to the opening scene of Slacker...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTLiPbtnhvU&feature=fvst
Rent/buy/borrow/steal this movie and watch it, now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same here, except it is usually the day after the dream. Last time this happened, I dreamed I was pulled over for speeding & the cop didn't give me a ticket, and I woke up with a big "whew" feeling. Later that day, a cop pulled me over for rolling through a stop sign. I was sitting in the car when he went back to the cruiser to write it up, and I was thinking to myself, "No -- this isn't how it happened in the dream! In the dream he didn't give me a ticket -- this isn't how it's supposed to go." Cop comes back, says, "I decided to let you off the hook this time, but be more careful next time." Hands me a warning note instead of a ticket. The dream was correct. BTW I've only been pulled over 3x in my life, so it's not like this happens every day.
MakingPancakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This has been happening to me every few months since I was 11 or 12.
cykloid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precognition
AddNine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me but it doesn't happen years later, more like months later. And I only dream of times when I'm having the most fun or something exciting that happens.
taifoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
des-ja-vous?
abritinthebay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap! I always thought I would look crazy if I mentioned that.
It's never about anything important either! Trivial bullshit! But it's never about something I could have predicted either...
And it's the weirdest feeling when you start to relive those moments/minutes. Like you're on rails and cant change a thing.
The_Holy_Bison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I regularly have the exact same dream. Some nights I'll have a dream that repeats itself 2 or 3 time in the exact same way.
Nyarlathotep124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just repeat to yourself every night, before you fall asleep: I want to dream about picking the winning lottery numbers. I want to dream about picking the winning lottery numbers.
Zoccihedron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I experience a similar phenomenon (except more frequently and the events happen between a day and a month after the dream). Recently the girls in my dreams have had slightly enlarged breasts so I believe scientists are going to come out with a way to enlarge breasts easily and cheaply soon.
ndevito1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happens to me ALL the time. Weird. Most notably is when i'm in a context with 2 people who don't belong together in my life or weirder yet i don't even know one of them yet...
no_butseriously_guys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe our consciousness is now and our subconsciousness is us in parallel times or dimensions?
maybe sometimes we get a flash of that other place?
I get those too btw.
Bing10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have dreams of places, and years later I'll visit them and think "why do I recognize this?" Took me a while to figure out it was from dreams. Certainly has given me some belief to astral projection.
barcelonatimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Funny thing about how the mind works. Humans actually have very poor memories for details. I remember reading a study about how two people who have shared a significant experience remembering completely different events. I.E.(if that's the correct usage, which I assume it is not) U.S. Soldiers in Vietnam have survived the exact same attack while one remembers seeing grenade blasts all over the place, while the second soldier is adamant that there was only gunfire(and that's a rather substantial difference if you're being attacked.)
sir_fappington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same.
evelution ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a theory that we live our entire lives mindlessly, and when we die, we experience everything that happened to us like a replay, and these moments where things seem to happen in dreams before happening in reality are like the replay is skipping.
lesbillionare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
DUDE that happens to me too! I'll be talking to someone I've never met in a place I've never been, and then like three years later I realize as it's happening that I've experienced this before.
X-Istence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Been there, done that ... it always worries me because when I am dreaming it I know that it is going to happen, and I usually forget about it till it happens at which point I will go a ghostly white and feel a really icy cold long chill crawling up my spine.
I did want to tell one story where I recognised the start of my dream and I had lived that entire day already in a dream years ago. At that point in time I had written down everything that I was dreaming and I found the document I had written. My entire day was almost exactly the same minus a couple minor details. Since that day I have never written down any of my dreams because I about crapped my pants.
HyperbolicGeometry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How can you be sure that you didn't just dream that you had the dream previously?
MrTeddybear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
there is actually a theory on dreaming that states that while you sleep, your brain goes over all the possible permutations of how your day can go. This is why you experience deja vu; because your brain has already lived that scene.
homeallday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have done this too. The most trippy one was I dreamt of living in a house I didn't know, with a family I didn't know. Two years later I'm packing up to move to Virginia with my SO's brother and his family. I had only met them a month before. (Times were tough, they were helping us out.) Just two days after moving in I have the dreamy-deja vu and it creeped me right the fuck out. I've done it before. But that time, dreaming about something I could NOT have known about before.. /shudder
whatevers_clever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your brain trying to commit something to memory but unable to so it does it again.. so then you feel as though you dreamed about it before.
rocktropolis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to keep a dream journal. About six years ago I had a vivid dream about walking down an old crowded dirty street and everything was hazy and 'dreamy' - dizzy light trails and shit. I could smell some sort of spicy seafood or crabs or something and there was a jazz band playing. I realized I was being lead by the hand by a girl that I didn't really know at the time, we were just acquainted online.
Fast-forward a couple years... I was visiting New Orleans and stumbled drunk being out of the Spotted Cat on Frenchmen Street. I was being lead by a girl that I'd been seeing for a few months that I had met online a few years before. I took a few steps and even in my drunken stupor I realized I was living that dream-scene. The sights, the drunken light trails and dizziness, the New Orleans Moonshiners who were playing as we walked out, and the guy selling crawfish out of a giant cooler on the sidewalk. It was the most powerful sense of deja vu I've ever had.
Fast-forward another couple years - we're married and living in New Orleans.
The only other time in my life I've had such a strong experience was I knew the exact second my grandpa died. I was sitting in our family room, about 10yrs old playing with GI Joes and just all of a sudden knew it and told my little brother "pop paw is dead." And he looked at me weird and kept playing. A couple minutes later we got a phone call and my older brother who was babysitting us ran out of the house and just left us there, jumped in my moms car and zoomed down the driveway. About 20 minutes later my mom showed up crying and said he'd died. My brother had rushed down and tried CPR but Pop-Paw was dead when he got there.
solar46 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Green Dreams
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit, this happens to me all the time.
iaacp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That terrifies me. I have this one memorable dream from when I was young, where it recurred a few times. My family and I were stuck in our house during a fire.
Chromerex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A co-worker had a very lucid dream about betting in a casino. When in a real casino much later, it 'clicked' that this was it. He placed bets exactly as the dream on the roulette table and won 5-6 times in a row on single number (longest odds). He only bet as in the dream but walked away with a lot of money. People playing along won ALOT of money. He quit where the dream ended. The floor manager said he had seen this once or twice in his career.
TL;DR friend bet in casino just like in dream, won a lot of money.
Flannel_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happens to me all the time. A little too often, actually...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger I used to have this very vivid nightmare every single night for years (I won't describe the nightmare unless you want me to) and I was getting very tired of being terrified to sleep. One night my dad was putting me to bed and something like "Just don't think about it and maybe you won't have the dream anymore" and then I went to bed.
Well I started having the nightmare and something happened. I guess years of seeing the nightmare happen, my brain finally woke up and said "Hey.. I know what this is.. wake the fuck up!" And I woke up.
I was fully awake in my bed, half way sitting up and hovering like a foot off my bed was this face. It sounds scary but it wasn't to me. It was dark but half his face was lit green and the other half red. He said something like "You trained yourself, Zac, you will never have to have the dream again." and then just vanished.
I learned later that it was probably a hypoallergenic hallucination (pretty common in young kids). Still, from that day forward I become a dream jedi, able to lucid dream, turn nightmares into fun dreams and explore other things.
I started a blog if anyone finds this stuff interesting. It hasn't been updated in a while but: http://adeptdreamer.blogspot.com/
krazykarter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I get the same thing. A few months ago I had an extremely vivid dream in which I was sitting in a Dr's office, and he told me that I only had 1 year to live.
I had a liver biopsy last week, and am kinda scared to find out the results.
McKrakahonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have this happen a lot. I have had people tell me it's Deja-Vu. I say no fucking way. This is why I started leaving a notebook by my bed. I started writing the key points in the dream before I would forget them right when I wake up, assuming I do remember the dream when I wake up. Next time it happens I will prove the nay-sayers wrong.
Rantholmeius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me too! When i was 6 years old or so, I remember having a dream of me floating in the first person down a street in a neighborhood I had never been in before. Immediately following the dream I felt awake but couldn't open my eyes or move for 10 minutes or so, I think sleep paralysis is the term for it. Fast forward about 2 years and I'm in the car driving down that very street as my parents are taking us to see our newly purchased house which was right around the corner of that street.
ruinersclub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, yes! Every so often I dream of scenes or conversations I'm having... and then a few months down I'll reenact the same conversation.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have had this. Though only one hugely major occurrence do I have fully recorded. Back in 2002, actually around this time, my best friend died when I was fifteen. Then a month later the only grandfather I knew died. This put a lot of stress on me, I had a lot of plans with my best friend at the time, and my grandfather was well a pretty awesome guy.
Anyways I was circling the drain, failing school, hitting bottom and had no interest in anybody or anything. All I did was sleep. Then I had a dream about walking on a sunny beachfront by the ocean next to somebody, and I started to fall down hard, and they grabbed me by the hand and stopped me from falling. It was a female hand, and I looked up, but the sun blocked out her face. Then my mind just kept repeating a name Lidia, Lidia, Lidia.
3 Months later, I met a girl from Florida named Lidia. I myself was living in Michigan at the time.
I'm not with her anymore, but truth be told, if she didn't come into my life at that time, I would of probably killed myself. I remember this dream pretty clearly even at the time, because the dream stood out to me, it made me happy, and then really sad when I woke up.
camerainmyhand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When it happens, I like to believe that they are like signposts - and it means I am on the right path.
(right path to what? I have no idea)
xNergalx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Funny story- I used to have this dream that was extremely relaxing to me. I was in a very large home, almost a manor, and I was inside with a bunch of people that, instinctively, I knew but I couldn't place any names. My mind was going on about some girl and kept painting a really bad nightmarish picture in my head of her, but the area was so calming that I didn't care. Fast forward 2 years I'm in a "lovely" relationship with a girlfriend at the time. It's Christmas break, and it's time to chill with some friends. Moved to a new school and all. Anyway, my friend invites me to his (not technically, but he housesat) mansion, but first we'd hang at his house and I'd see my girlfriend. So we hung, invited another friend, girlfriend went home, and we went to the mansion. All of the sudden, walking in, it was dรฉjร vu to the extreme. Smell, sight, sound, everything was the same as the dream. I hadn't even really thought of the dream, but I remember the nightmarish portrait of the girl. So anyway, I laughed it off.
Flash forward to 4:00 in the morning and we're all playing pranks on each other. Finally, we decide to sleep some since we had to get up soon to get ready to go home. I walk downstairs, alone, and was thinking to myself about some stuff. Suddenly, it got cold. Really cold. I thought that the thermostat must've messed up, or maybe it was windy outside. The house creaked a lot as I was looking for the bedroom i'd take. When all of the sudden, I see something out of the corner of my eye. It looked a lot like a white version of my girlfriend. Lack of sleep, I told myself. Relax. I kept going to my bedroom, which also was a familiar place to me. Woke up at around seven. Rest of the house was quiet. Sun was slightly shining through the window, but still dark inside. I see the white girl, yet again, for a fleeting moment, then gone. I broke up with my girlfriend a month later because she was extremely crazy and grotesque. Still never told anyone about the girl I saw though.
HappyGiraffe ยท 141 points ยท Posted at 13:56:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back when my husband and I first got together, we used to work opposite shifts. One day I was napping in our apartment before I went to work. As I was drifting off, I had this strange feeling like he was right there, laying with me. It was really comforting and warm, so I drifting right into a dream where we were napping together outside in the sun.
I woke up about 30 minutes later, feeling totally refreshed. My phone vibrated with a text message from my husband. It said, "Just took a nap on my break. Thanks for joining me. Cool, huh?"
I decided to marry him in an effort to absorb his powers.
missmichellini ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:31:26 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
hnnnngghhhh that's too adorable :)
insidiousFox ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 05:15:27 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't mean to sound like a dick, but "hnnnngghhhh" made me LOL, sounds like you just got kicked in the taint, which made it especially funny when followed with "adorable". :) I just can't hear whatever noise you meant to convey as anything recognizable or positive.
missmichellini ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:04:00 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ahahahaha, that's hilarious! It's my sound of overwhelmed-by-cute, you'll often hear me make it over at /r/aww. ;)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:29:55 on May 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap what.
navarone21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did he experience something similar or were his comments just too accurate?
HappyGiraffe ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 00:03:13 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He told me he'd been trying to do that for a few weeks, but never mentioned it to me. He told me he was resting outside in the grass near his work, and he curled on his side and "put [his] arms around [me]" so we could "sleep together." That's exactly what it felt like for me.
Avalon81204 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Has it ever happened again?
HappyGiraffe ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 00:00:27 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Oddly enough, only when we lived in that apartment. I don't think it was related to the apartment, but rather our very different lifestyle out there. When we lived there, we took meditation classes, did yoga every day, that sort of thing. A bit more spiritual I guess. But yes, three or four other times.
ETA: And one other similar time: I was driving home from work and got in a minor fender bender (another guy ran a stop sign and clipped my front end). No big deal, but enough to pull over and bust out the insurance cards. While we were exchanging information, he called me. I didn't answer and he left a voicemail, then called again. I picked up, and he said, "What happened? Are you okay?" I was like, "Yeah, just a little accident... Wait, what?" And he said, "I know, I could tell." The voicemail he left just said, "Hey. Call me and let me know you are okay. Worried about you."
He's a freak.
insidiousFox ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 05:12:32 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Freak? That dude's got unparalleled game. ;) Phantom spooning naps, etc.
Krielx ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:26:57 on February 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I want to be this guy. Seriously.
HappyGiraffe ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:32:00 on February 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, when I first met him, he was juggling many lady friends. All were impressed with his "other worldly" skills, so there's many benefits to his little oddities
robotbigfoot ยท 1211 points ยท Posted at 02:55:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was walking up a hill in Portland Oregon and found a pack of American Spirits on the ground, only missing two. A week later in San Francisco CA, I bought a pack of American Spirits, and after smoking two I put the pack in the inside pocket of my jacket. Next time I went to smoke the pack was gone.
PostSincerity ยท 1188 points ยท Posted at 03:00:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I submit there is a hole in your pocket but it is a tear in space/time rather than in fabric. Mail your jacket to CERN as soon as possible.
OrangeWool ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:20:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just not SERN!
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 04:28:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't want them starting up that whole dystopia in 2036, now do we?
really_a_nice_guy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:45:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know what series you're talking about. But I doubt anyone else will get it.
ZombieSocrates ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:09:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
In a website filled with geeks you really think no one will get John Titor or D-mail references?
passion4pizza ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:42:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
just wanted to let you know that I got the John Titor reference.
kekekeorz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i am pleased there are others who have watched it all the way through.
pururin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:45:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I knew about John Titor before it was cool.
FancyPansy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:20:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seems to me a lot of us gets it.
OrangeWool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:05:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Too late.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:33:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Still a very good series, probably one of my favorites.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:28:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Which is funny because I came down here to post a reference... oh well.
Megabobster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:02:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At least you're a nice guy.
really_a_nice_guy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:19:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you. I appreciate that. You seem very cordial as well.
Bandit1379 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:37:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
CERN*
really_a_nice_guy ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:46:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
el psy kongroo?
gentle_squid ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:20:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's like the area under the car seat in Wristcutters!
giant_enemy_spycrab ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 03:51:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Better yet, call The Doctor.
theRoost3r ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:28:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You can't ask that question yet. Because silence falls when the question is asked.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:59:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you name your kid silence you can watch her fall continuously as doctor who references are made on reddit.
Lots42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One small step...
sirin3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Who?
Pronoun149 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:27:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Doctor Who?
avise_la_fin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:26:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Doctor who?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:18:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And we'll blow that shit up in the mass particle accelerator because we fucking CAN. Then Robern Langdon will show up and ruin Jesus for everyone. Again.
... What were we talking about?
Jimbo-Jones ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:49:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NO DON'T! It may cause a resonance cascade that cracks the dimensional boundaries and lets the Combine in!
dont_believe_sharks ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:27:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fuckatshit, I say he'd be throwing away a golden opportunity to fuck Sandra Bullock.
ExplainsTheObvious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:41:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't do it. This guy isn't sincere anymore.
t3h_monkeyfish_san ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:29:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i reccomend you watch steins;gate before you tell someone to send time traveling ANYTHING to CERN
singularityneuromanc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you can tell his posts are sincere
SupaDupaFly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Here, I'm pretty sure you guys need this." -Robotbigfoot
SarahPalinisaMuslim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But it's his best jean jacket!!
Archer007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They probably get more mail like this than you think.
pururin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He did.
Nevertoofaraway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I gave everyone upvotes for Steins Gate references.
ThisOpenFist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:12:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If I had that jacket, I would just start cramming shit in the pockets for me to find a week earlier.
DAVENP0RT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:12:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
These comments are quickly turning this into an /r/fifthworldproblems thread.
Lots42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or just, you know, hang it up and CERN will get it sooner or earlier.
thepensivepoet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or send Worf in with a shuttlecraft.
LurkerTroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or Aperture Science
geeklimit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's already there.
xG33Kx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It could be the last piece of the puzzle CERN needs to open the portal to Xen.
sparklewater ยท 134 points ยท Posted at 04:31:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is it possible to walk around Portland and NOT find packs of American Spirits laying all over?
Desmeister ยท 219 points ยท Posted at 04:21:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Net Loss: 0 cigarettes
And the universe snickered.
Nordoisthebest ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 08:12:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The universe is a dick.
Agave ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 05:05:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa whoa whoa. Hold up. I live in Portland. I found a pack of American Spirits 3 times in one month on the same place on the sidewalk (N. Jarrett N. Vancouver) on my way home from work at around 11:45 at night. Two cigarettes missing every time in all three packs. The third time I was looking around like it must be some practical joke. Still have no idea what was going on.
timotheophany ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 05:54:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
magic everywhere in this bitch
alquanna ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 10:38:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or a failed viral marketing stunt?
timotheophany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
failed?
alquanna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Y'know, something like "oh let's plant these everywhere and wait 'til someone posts a picture of this on the internet and everyone wonders about them!"
Sure, that has happened here, but no pictures and less of an impact (only a comment on a Reddit thread, not even a link with a picture).
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:41:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time I was hitch hiking across Canada with this guy I met. We were just leaving Calgary, walking along the highway, and we were talking about whether we brought enough supplies before we left the city. I asked him if either of us remembered to buy weed, and neither of us had. I said "well that sucks, it would have been nice to have some weed." Seconds later I saw a red tobacco pouch about a 50 yards away in a ditch and instinctively walked toward it. Turns out it was an American Spirit pouch, with about an eighth of weed in it.
This other time during that trip I was in Vancouver and was about to take a nap in a park when I thought to myself I wish I had a discman, since I had a few CDs and a pair of headphones. "It'd be nice if I had a discman." I woke up in the morning and someone had placed a discman next to my shoes while I slept. Never said it to anyone, I was alone. Strangest thing.
I've never manifested anything I actually need, just frivolous things.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:29:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is the coolest thing ever! I wish I had some pizza right now.
NovusHomoSapiens ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:59:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tear the fucking pocket out to widen the hole in space-time man. Just so you could travel back in time and grab the pack and say hi to your past self.
blacklab ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:13:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking Portland
NickyBreadcrumbs ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:41:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What color spirits?
sapienshane ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:52:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had just moved to San Francisco, CA. I knew no one in town and had only just gotten a job. The first-last-and-security on my boiler room/bedroom rental had cleaned out my bank accounts and I resorted to sustaining myself on expired food and day old breads from work.
A few days later, my boss heard about my condition and offered to lend me $40 to buy some groceries until that first paycheck, the one that takes a month to arrive, could came through. I left work eager to get to Safeway and buy a hot meal. I filled a hand basket with hearty and cheap pastas and rices and beans and unloaded it all on the belt. The total came to just shy of what laid in my pocket.
But, the money had gone missing. I thought back to my walk to the store. At some point, I had pulled my cell phone out of my pocket to check the time and it must have fallen to the sidewalk then. Embarrassed, I explained to the clerk that I had no money, apologized, and left quickly to go retrace my steps. Unsurprisingly, my search produced no findings.
The next day I set out again on foot for work having gone hungry and had decided to not mention to my boss that I had lost his money, lest that be misinterpreted. I passed by an ATM and as I did, out of the corner of my eye, I spied a flash of green. I nonchalantly grabbed the bills, two in all, and marched on to work, knowing I'd be eating well that night.
calibur_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:52:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tl;dr future you bought past you a pack of smokes.
HappyFlowerPot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:32:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My dad had some money appear and disappear like that when he was just short of enough money to replace his passport from Mexico. an extra 200 peso he didn't have before showed up, and he paid to order a replacement passport. few days later, after he managed to get funds transferred to an account he could access with an ATM, he looked through his wallet and was short a 200 peso
Vaernil ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:45:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Man, Good guy universe lend him some money, that is great!
HappyFlowerPot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:10:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He credits faeries, and it is a pretty good story.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant?
Part 2
DerekParfit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like yours because it's like the Chekov's Gun of a very inconsequential time travel story.
fernandowatts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:39:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld called something like that an "Even Steven" moment... but yours is a twist... you were "evened" as it was...
I'd be wary of any good fortunes from now on.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:23:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Though not the creepiest, this story is the hipsterest. The only way it could have been better would be specifically referring to it as your American Apparel jacket.
robotbigfoot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:41:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
bright blue vintage suede sweater jacket. and i was a hipster before it was cool.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well played!
toolongdontread ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:34:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And they said he was mad when Newton came up with his 4th law of Thermodynamics: Conservation of Hipster Cigarettes.
codered1322 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:24:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone should check out Portlandia which was just added to netflix streaming. It's hysterical. That is all.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:52 on January 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's not.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you Jerry Seinfeld?
TheBoson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
conservation of American Spirits: d(AS)/dt = 0
wcc445 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:38 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Where were you hanging out roughly? I found a pack of blue spirits in SOMA with two missing once.
sir_fappington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
did you smoke the pack you found on the ground?
imabustya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this is just too likely not to be a coincidence, say it was a box of crayons with specific colors missing in a specific pattern and the same occurrence happened then it would be something to consider.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But still a fun story. :)
executex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I suspect someone stole your cigarettes. Call CERN immediately.
Hail-Eris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Weird, in San Francisco walking home from work I found a pack of American Spirits missing only 1 or 2. The next day I found another pack exactly the same as the first, only on the other side of the road. And this was when I was flat broke and really needed them.
TalkingBackAgain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry you noticed that. We... had to reset the node. People usually don't catch on something happened. You traveled outside of the event boundary, is probably why it happened.
shadowomega13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I submit that there is a ninja hipster stalking around stealing cigarettes.
omgkev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:10:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is a Jerry Seinfeld moment.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:31:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Doctor?
gatesthree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:19:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If they were blacks in NE portland near Voodoo, that was me, I threw them out of the window last summer.
i3rent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:19:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hammer Space?
sittingbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Were you at the Oregon Vortex? That shit is CRAZY
RoosterRMcChesterh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:32:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Keep Portland weird.
Lots42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of the Captain Kirk Trek movies. Doctor McCoy gives him antique glasses as a birthday present. Time travel two hundred years to the past. Kirk sells the glasses for local-time cash.
WHO WAS PHONE?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember one day as a college freshman, I decided to go on a grocery shoplifting adventure. We had all planned to steal some food and head back to the dorms. I remember not being hungry, broke, and in need of a pack of cigarettes.
I entered the safeway calmly, thinking of what I'll steal for my homies, and on the ground I see a red and silver box of Marlboro 72' reds. In my head I thought "God please don't let this pack be empty." Picked it up, looked inside, there were about half left. Needless to say I was more than pleased.
razorbeamz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A hipster stole them.
AnotherUser256 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is just the universe trying to balance the equation.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like there's an episode of Doctor Who in there somewhere.
Gardenhoser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can't tell if trolling...
y-so-srs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
American Spirits? The hipsters took them.
Dubbys ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:50:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Portlandia?
DystopiaNoir ยท 565 points ยท Posted at 02:12:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Right after high school, I got a job lifeguarding at a water park resort. I had been there about a year and by that point, dreaming about work was pretty routine. The dreams weren't usually about anything dramatic like rescuing a distressed swimmer or doing CPR, but on this particular occasion I had a dream that one of my co-workers rescued an unconscious boy from a particular pool. In the dream I was only assisting with the first aid, not the primary in the rescue, but I remember clearly what the boy looked like.
I went back to work the next day after the dream after having a few days off and about halfway through my shift I see the kid from the dream walking through the park with his family. They were still in their street clothes and had just checked in, so there was no way I could have seen him before. I nearly fell out of my chair.
He didn't drown, but holy fuck was I careful to keep an eye on him the whole time he was visiting.
MrMackay ยท 209 points ยท Posted at 03:26:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So YOU were the lifeguard who was staring at me the whole damn time I was swimming!
DystopiaNoir ยท 185 points ยท Posted at 03:29:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. Otherwise you'd be posting "I nearly drowned in 4 feet of water when I was eleven but DystopiaNoir saved me - AMA"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:30:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You have a very enigmatic name. Most people can't define either word.
DystopiaNoir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:11 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's the term I use to describe my particular sense of aesthetics. Except the more I try to explain it, the more paradoxical it seems. It makes sense in my mind, though.
Bunkstaff ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:54:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
crappyblackplace?
MrMackay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:28:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, when was this? I am 17 now, so maybe it was just a weird-ass lifeguard
DystopiaNoir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This was in 2002 or so.
MrMackay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah I would have been 8 or so, but oh well.
treebeard189 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wish you were my lifeguard I almost drown in a lazy river after I got stuck under a raft. My friend saw me and pulled me out. Life guards didn't do shit
DystopiaNoir ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:22:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry that happened to you, and I'm glad your friend was there in time. However, consider this:
most lifeguards are teenagers, and it is their first job. (I was 19 when I started, and I was one of the oldest lifeguards at my work at the time.) Many hold a basic Red Cross license that they got in a matter of hours.
on a busy day, a single lifeguard may have to keep an eye on close to a hundred people at one time. Sometimes facilities bend the rules and have fewer than the required number of guards on duty.
When you are panicking, seconds seem like an eternity. You may have been "trapped" under the raft for what seemed like forever, trying to get to your feet, certain of your doom, when it was for three or four seconds and the guard was trying to decide if you were legitimately distressed or just screwing around.
Or it could've just been a crappy guard. Or they may have been focused on someone else at that particular moment. Or they didn't have enough training or experience (my facility was under Ellis & Associates, but some facilities only require Red Cross certification, which is much easier) to tell that you were in distress.
treebeard189 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:30:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I know I have done my own bit of life guarding for a summer job but was just one of those scary experiences you have as a young child (i was 7 I think) that just stays with you. It was a busy day so I don't blame them and I was under a group of rafts so they probably could not see me. Just would have made me going back there as a kid easier if a life guard had gotten me out.
DystopiaNoir ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:36:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your scenario reminds me of this:
Once I ran across the shallow children's pool (1.5 ft deep) because a toddler had sat down in the water (it was up to her face when she was sitting) and seemed to be having trouble getting back to her feet. Right when I got over to her, she popped up and headbutted me in the face. I stood there for a few seconds trying to figure out if my nose was broken or not. (It wasn't.)
treebeard189 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:37:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aww that sucks. At least it wasn't broken.
DystopiaNoir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:48:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I stood there, seeing stars, thinking "if it starts bleeding, it's broken for sure...."
give_me_a_name ยท 361 points ยท Posted at 03:25:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When you dream the faces you see are ones of people that you know or have seen in real life. This kid probably was probably at your pool a lot and your mind just remembered him.
Checkers10160 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 05:08:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also, I've heard that sometimes in a dream, you don't really see faces, but later associate them with people, so it's possible you subconsciously associated the boys face with the one in your dream
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:49:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, we all watch House too.
DystopiaNoir ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:28:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's possible, but not likely: the place where I worked was a tourist resort, so it's not like we really had "regulars". Families would come and stay for a couple days and then leave.
I realize that this is just a coincidence and my brain probably just put together a random person that just so happened to look just like the kid I saw, but it still freaked me out.
[deleted] ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 04:22:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:23:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The brains capacity to remember the most minuet details is quite amazing. I'd venture to say his family was on vacation and you saw him once before and your brain filed it away, for whatever reason.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:48:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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larwk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:07:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In your defense, he did say most families would go there for a couple of days. I find it likely he had subconsciously noticed the kid from a day or two before.
I'm pretty open to all of this stuff and think there is no simple "right or wrong", but it many cases there are alternate partial explanations.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think what actually happened is that you had a precognitive dream about a possible future.
madpedro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
The unknown faces populating our dreams are not made up, they're actually known faces from people we see while awake, mostly people we don't register whose faces we are unable to consciously recall.
But it could not have been a regular, you would have known him by face otherwise and it usually doesn't work that way, it's mainly faces from a few days before the dream, that you've only seen once, though sometimes it' happen to be a face from years ago, we have not cracked how dreams work, barely scratched the surface.
The point here is that it could have happened elsewhere than at the pool: on the bus, in the streets, in a bar, or elsewhere. You said you were having a few days off, do you recall going out to public places, somewhere where a family doing tourism might go ? It seems reasonable to think you may have saw the kid there and later incorporated in your dreams, it's not unreasonable to find a family doing tourism going to the tourist resort you worked at. The coincidence here would be that they came there the very same day the kid got incorporated into your dream.
It could be that you had your job on your mind because you were starting work again and you'd seen the kid during the day or the previous day. Dreams are often build out of associations and substitutions.
Olmifon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:02:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure I have read about a lot of this on Cracked.com. Anyone else?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:38:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen people cite this fact a bunch before. But I'm pretty sure it's bullshit. How could you even check such a thing?
Gryndyl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Monitor brain activity while dreaming. The part of the brain required to creatively construct a "new" person is different from the part of the brain used to pull one from memory. That's my guess, at least. Apart from that, not being able to imagine how something was done does not preclude the something from being done. "Tide goes in, tide goes out; can't explain that".
larwk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:12:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hope I'm not the only one that's never completely imagined a new person in a dream. I think all of the people in my dreams have either had no real identity, as in no real facial features or anything but they may be a certain gender/race/etc or it's someone I know.
JBevy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:21:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably.....
Ipeunipig ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:41:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not trying to be an asshole about this, but I've heard this several times but have never seen a citation for this research. Do you know where more information on this could be located?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:00:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
People in my dreams look like this
Unfortunately without Keanu Reeves inside.
RGT42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:57:33 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. I have deja vu very frequently. And when it happens in real life I can recognize the people that were faceless (when it was in my dreams) are people that I hadn't met when I had the dream.
arsenal1994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Darren
3ricG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it's just me; but when I dream, people don't have faces. It's usually just a blur where their face should be, or just their eyes or mouth...
crusoe ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:53:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream once my sister was shot by a intruder in our house, and died, I could see exactly what I was wearing in my dream. I NEVER wore the same shirt and shorts together ever again, and only really felt ok about it when I was too big to wear the shirt, and it was thrown away.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:01:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should tell her sister.
"...So, long story short, I saved your life and you didn't even know it! Pretty sneaky, eh, sis?"
Bunkstaff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Diagonally!
ittakesacrane ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:25:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
how many people drowned while you were staring at that kid?
BenignNeglect ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:52:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wendy peffercorn, is that you!?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:46:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The people in our dreams are drawn from people that we see in real life. You may have seen the boy around your pool before then but never registered it and then after he popped up in a dream you became more conscious of his presence around the pool.
JohnnyHopkins22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I lifeguard over the summer at a huge waterpark too, and i would have the worst work dreams ever from it. It was so drilled into my head that we need to watch our water and focus on the pool that when i fell asleep i would wake up (probably hours later) and scan my room, i would sit up in bed and scan "the water". it was probably crazy looking.
bigwhite138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I HATED THOSE DREAMS. I would do the exact same thing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When you dream of "faces" you don't actually dream of them the exact way you see them. You identify them by subconscious biometrics which can easily be applied to a person who looks somewhat similar (and yeah people of the same race look pretty similar).
DystopiaNoir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:01:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I realize that my brain probably just picked the first kid who looked remotely similar to the generic person from my dream and said, "That's him!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe. Or maybe you're destined to be a great lifeguard because you can see into the victims' futures.
DystopiaNoir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Such a shame then that I quit that job nearly nine years ago.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Think of all the kids who died because you didn't fulfil your duty to the gods. With great power comes great responsibility.
DystopiaNoir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So every time I'm out somewhere and I'm trying to figure out where I know some person from, it's because they're going to drown someday and only I have the power to stop it. Except I don't know it. So while I'm in line at the convenience store giving the squinty-eyed Futurama Fry face to somebody across the room, I go about my business instead of ever realizing my amazing power.
It's like a plot to the most disappointing cable network drama ever. I like it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha. Maybe, except just by being there you've probably changed their future. So you can sleep easy knowing that anyone you walk by who you remember from a dream won't drown.
mrbuttfist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Crazy. I also am a lifeguard and I always dream about doing inservices, for some reason. Out of curiosity, are you guys Ellis trained?
DystopiaNoir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, we were Ellis trained. I don't remember dreaming about inservice, even when I was the one running them. Mostly it was just endless scanning...
BillButtlicker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was Ellis too. Howdy friends.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
usually in a dream if you look closely you cannot tell a person's face. all you know is that this person is person x with these characteristics.
the moment you see someone fitting most of the characteristics your brain latches on and identified with that individual. pretty common.
Dystopia_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
cool name bro
BillButtlicker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I won't post this on its own, because I had actually forgotten until I read this. But (I used to be a lifeguard as well), one day we had an inservice training, practicing saves and rescue breathing and things of that nature, and the head guard goes, "I bet we're gonna have a rescue today." Mind you, we hadn't EVER had anything remotely dangerous happen in my 3 years there.
Sure as shit, I was on the stand and someone comes up to me with a little kid that's unconscious and turning blue that day.
Outcome: we performed first aid, EMTs took over, he recuperated fully and even sent us a thank-you note.
DystopiaNoir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:04 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The only rescue-related incident we ever had while I was working there was on a super slow day the week before Thanksgiving. There was only one family in the park and I was on rotation at the bottom of a waterslide guarding the slide's catch pool, a couple of hot tubs, and our smallish lazy river.
Ahead of me and off to my left slightly I could see the guard stand for the activity pool, but not much of the pool itself. The guard there was brand new, certified within a week or so. I see him stand up and sort of stand there with his head cocked like he was trying to figure out what was going on, then suddenly he gives two long whistles and jumped in.
I remember thinking "WTF did he just stare at a dummy drop?! (note: Ellis would test us by dropping mannequins in our water when we were rotating into a spot and then timing us on how long it'd take us to notice them). We are so fucked".... then he comes back into my field of vision with an adult male.
Turns out the dude had started seizing while standing waist deep in the water and just sort of slowly dipped under the water, that's why it took the guard a second to figure out what was going on. Everyone did exactly what they should have - manager was radioed, a backboard was there in a second, and we stabilized the guy until the ambulance showed up. It was exciting but I was proud of everybody for doing everything right without even having to think about it.
That's why we inservice so much, so it just becomes automatic.
The guy made a full recovery. He'd never had a seizure before in his life, it was completely out of the blue. His family wrote the hotel management a nice note about how professional we all were, too. It was really nice.
BillButtlicker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:04 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, sounds like everyone did their job. I had a backboard incident as well (different pool); this kid's sister jumped in ON HIS HEAD in like 4 ft. of water. He comes up holding his neck and bawling, so at that point the training kicked in. Firetruck showed up and they took him to the hospital, he turned out to be fine, but I think I fucked that family ... not sure they had insurance.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:20:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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DystopiaNoir ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:24:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to have seemingly hours-long dreams of just watching water. Nothing else, just scanning water. It was the worst - I felt like I had already worked a shift when I showed up for work in the morning.
[deleted] ยท 135 points ยท Posted at 04:16:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Woke up one morning when I was 16 or so, and realized that I had forgotten how to tie my shoes. Like, this action I had done every day almost since I would walk, was wiped from my mind. I had to learn all over again.
RockFourFour ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 05:46:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a very minor, slightly inconvenient stroke.
Bizlemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That was my first thought - stroke.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I thought Spongebob
gt_9000 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:05:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know how if you repeat a word often enough, it stops making sense ?
Nihilophobe ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:33:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Semantic satiation?
turbo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:20:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ftfy
ilikedthebitwhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:19 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Semantic satiation? Semantic satiation? Semantic satiation? Semantic satiation? Semantic satiation? Semantic satiation? Semantic satiation? Semantic satiation? Semantic satiation? Semantic satiation? Semantic satiation? Semantic satiation? Semantic satiation? Semantic satiation? Semantic satiation? Semantic satiation? Semantic satiation? What?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:26:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamais_vu
Gingerbread_Girl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:52:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like the onset of schizophrenia.
dirtpeasant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, been meaning to look this up since reading 'bout it in Catch-22.
JohannesChimpo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:39:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Similar story: I was sitting in class in college a few years ago, was taking notes, then stopped for about 5 minutes because the professor was on some tangent. When he got back on track I was trying to write the word "modernism" and completely forgot how to make a lower-case "e." My notes after that point in class are written in normal lower-case but all of the e's are capitalized. Felt pretty stupid/weird.
Fireplum ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:26:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Had the exact same thing happen to me when I was like 13 or so. Sat on the stairs getting ready for school and after some fruitless fidgeting with my shoe laces had to ask my dad to tie them. He thought I was messing with him and got angry at me but it was like it was just wiped from my brain. Next day everything was back to normal.
captainninja88 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:56:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i had something similar happen to me when I was 14 or 15. It was incredibly weird at the time as I'd had no previous issue. I was at school one day, for whatever reason in the hallway during class time. I went to walk up the stairs and tripped because I suddenly couldn't walk up the stairs without looking down at them. It sounds dumb, but to this day i have the same issue, and get a sort of weird feeling in my head whenever I'm climbing stairs. It really tripped me out for a few weeks after it happened. Eventually I just decided that part of my brain had broken. I also had a case of bells paulsy(sp?) once that freaked me the fuck out. Woke up one morning my freshman year of college and couldn't move the right side of my face at all. Went on for about 2 weeks. I'm quite sure it was just stress induced. Its not really a "glitch" story, but its one of the more weird things that has happened to me.
boomerangotan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:41 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a similar problem.
Sometimes when I'm going up stairs, right around the 12th stair or so I experience some kind of mental hiccup and lose my rhythm. I can mentally "sense" it before I lose the rhythm, so it's not due to something physically wrong with the stairs or my legs.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:32:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That happened to me. One day, after years of doing it without problems, I couldn't tie my shoes again. I couldn't figure out knots, period. To this day, I'm a bit retarded with them.
link_to_the_post ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:08:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One day i was high on X trying to tie my boyfriend up in bondage and i forgot how to make knots. It was a real mood killer. idk if this counts lol
JokoAndy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:49:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god, upvote for catching me completely off guard with that one.
BrianDoyleMurray ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:20:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's okay. One time Beavis and Butthead forgot how to pee.
batman_is_tired ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:14:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I love that episode.
Not_On_My_Watch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It happens to me all the time, but with words. Every once in a while I read a word, a word I know, or rather faintly recognize it as a word I know, that seems completely strange to me. It happened a couple of days ago with "became." I usually resolve it by looking it up in the dictionary, but I'm not sure if that does it or if it's just time passing.
Although now I see that it's nothing like what you had.
Don_Piano ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a similar experience. I had a dream where I started forgetting important numbers and passwords. I bolted awake and tried to re-call several pieces of important information (ie phone number, computer passwords, pin numbers) but I was coming up with nothing and started freaking out. Over the course of several days they all started coming back to me. It was at least two weeks before I remembered my social security number again.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:23 on January 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aliens are stealing your identity and money.
Kasdfkl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds like you experienced a stroke :(
special_farces ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:58:40 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On two occasions I've forgotten how to use a knife and fork. Sat down to eat a meal, and just fumbled around with the cutlery. Very disturbing.
boomrobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure that you didn't just have a stroke?
faixa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:09 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
~Make a loop-de-loop and pull, and your shoes are lookin' cool~
notgod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:16 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
hahha this reminds me of the beavis and butthead episode where they forgot how to take a piss.
techtechmctech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:19 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that happen to me for my house alarm code, I ve put it in everyday for about 5 years, 1 day I came home from school and could not remember at all what it was. The alarm kept ringing but no police came, parents came home and told me what it was after 30 mins lol.
thfrbiddn1 ยท 2077 points ยท Posted at 02:03:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Picture of my friends when they were younger, we've been trying to figure out who's hand is making the thumbs up behind the kid on the right. http://i.imgur.com/X1uD2.jpg
Six96hoot ยท 1605 points ยท Posted at 03:08:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a picture similar to this. My friend from high school had me and another friend over one night for a sleep over. We went to bed pretty late and the next day went about our merry way. A few days later I got the camera developed that I had been using around that time to only.be.freaked out. Their were a few pictures of us asleep in jessicas bed and no one else had been at her house. To this day it creeps me out.
[deleted] ยท 621 points ยท Posted at 03:20:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If embellish and lengthen that, you have a pretty good r/nosleep submission.
MrUmbrellaPants ยท 244 points ยท Posted at 04:33:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I heard a similar story, about a woman who had a fever and woke up with pictures of her thrashing around on a camera. This was told to me on a backpacking trip when we were setting up camp in (allegedly) the exact small wilderness campsite where it happened. Something about the trees there was... wrong. I had chills all night and finally got to sleep, only to wake up at at 2 AM. I started to hear noises and looked over. Saw everyone else awake too. We all got up, packed up and got the fuck out. True story.
[deleted] ยท 175 points ยท Posted at 05:26:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is why you don't go camping in Fangorn Forest.
MrUmbrellaPants ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:32:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, that was exactly what it felt like. The guy who told us the story (before the 2AM getting-the-fuck-out) he told us the name of the camp. I was expecting something hugely intimidating, like, I don't know, "Dead Freaky Blood Skeleton Camp" but it was actually "Chacharoni Camp" named after a ramen noodle brand. So much for intimidation.
untz_miami ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:22:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Chacaron!!!!
[deleted] ยท 157 points ยท Posted at 05:18:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 07:25:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Flying moose.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 11:30:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This comment triggered a release of my building terror in unexpected laughter.
MoosePilot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:17:10 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can confirm this.
kaisersousa ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:37:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Flรฟing mรธรธse bit my sister once.
MrUmbrellaPants ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:28:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, man. I'm still pretty young but I've been camping/backpacking for quite some time now. Seen a few bears and every time I'm just like ohfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:11:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Guns or no guns I freak the fuck out. Mind you I'm talking about like 300 lb black bears too... nothing too terrible but nope nope nope.
camelCasing ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 06:15:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamm. Only encountered a bear once, in a fairly well-used campground. Turned the corner on a small path, it's walking straight toward me. I freeze for a moment, realize there's no hope in running, and do that puff-up-and-make-yourself-look-big thing survival handbooks tell you to. It barely glanced at me and just kept walking. If it hadn't glanced briefly at me I'd say it didn't even notice me, but it did. This bear just gave no fucks.
Fucking bears, man. ಠ_ಠ
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:59:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
if serious, i lol'd. i would probably get cocaine bear
camelCasing ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:09:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Very serious. It just... Ignored me. Like when you glance at someone on the street, decide they're not even worth smiling at, and keep walking. The age I was at, I was practically take-out for this mofo and he just kept walking.
slyk ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:26:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You don't get big for bears, just big cats.
For bears, just stand your ground, through the first (probably false) charge. If it really attacks you then A) fight back if it's a black bear or B) play dead if it's any other kind.
camelCasing ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:07:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Derp, my bad. Getting big seemed like a good idea, either way. As for the latter-- I'm guessing black bears don't roll with the whole no-scavenging thing that other bears do?
In any case, I was like 8 and would not have stood much chance against a bear, so I'm glad it decided I wasn't worthy of its attention. Slightly insulted, but glad.
Inb4 it comes back.
pirate_doug ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:23:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Being a well-used campground, he was probably used to humans, and therefore not scared of you.
camelCasing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:00:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I seriously doubt he would, at any point, be scared of me. I was just baffled that I wasn't worth so much as sniffing at, much less eating. Like I said, I was practically snack-sized.
pirate_doug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You'd be surprised what can startle bears.
slyk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:44:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I probably would have shit my pants and just froze if I was 8. Haha.
And yeah, the latter part, Black Bears only attack if they're gonna eat you (generally) and will realize you're not worth it if they get slugged in the nose/eyes a few times. They're typically not super defensive of their cubs like other bears.
...They're really just big raccoons.
...That could kill you.
PenguinPassion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:20:33 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I posted a question in Ask Reddit about wild animal encounters, I would love to hear more stories :)
RedPenguins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:16 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a passion for me?
PenguinPassion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:01:56 on April 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh especially for you!
RedPenguins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:20 on April 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
:')
camelCasing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:17 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't really have all that many wild animal encounter stories, in honesty. I'm more of a stay-in-and-game/program type than an outdoorsey person. There was that one bear that ignored me, a bunch of spiders that scared the piss out of me from time to time, and a large catfish that bit me after one of its children stung me.
Granted I haven't exactly had much time to gather such stories, being only 17.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:08 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's the best advice ive ever heard. Stand your ground and fight the fucking bear.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:11 on May 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Im guessing what you mean by 'fight back if it's a black bear' is 'if its a black bear you were dead the moment it fucking saw you'...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, have you ever listened to the last recorded audio of the grizzly man and his female friend? Not a way I want to go.
stum_ble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:39 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the recording was destroyed?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:21 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well I heard it. It was pretty gruesome. Lots of terrible screaming. And that last picture taken with his camera to go along with it...holy frijoles.
stum_ble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:45 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can't even imagine. I have often wondered what he thought about in those moments, if he regretted any of it.
Ignitemare ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 07:22:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaand this is the post that makes me check the corners and turn on a light. It dials right in on my irrational fear of cryptozoological creatures like bigfoot or chupacabra.
homeworld ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:14:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Jersey Devil?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:23:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was just going to ask where this took place, first thing that came to my mind too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:08 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man don't even joke yo
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 05:24:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could have been an eagle, their wings are really powerful and could have given you that impression.
USMCsniper ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 07:26:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the deep menacing breathing of an eagle? D:
missredd ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:18:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why did this comment make me laugh so hard?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:27 on May 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You missredd it.
legedu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:14:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Owls make a big whooshing sound and are everywhere.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Even better
Ristarwen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:41 on January 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Owls are nearly silent because of the way their feathers are...
legedu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:08 on January 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
False. An owl's feathers have nothing to do with the "hooing" noise they make.
Ristarwen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:16 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...that's not what I was saying...
legedu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:59 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It is now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking a large bird like that, but I can't imagine an eagle with lungs that powerful. I'm no ornithologist, so I don't know how they sound when they breath and sniff, but this sounded like a large mammal.
fingerflinger ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:00:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could a bird have landed on top of the tent and still created those noises?
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 06:16:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A fucking pterodactyl, yes.
pirate_doug ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:21:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or a turkey.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think so, the breathing was on the ground next to our heads, as if it were sniffing us through the tent. In fact, that was what this animal was doing. We were both wide awake, staring at each other in the morning, being sniffed by something large and fast. Likely a bear.
eyecite ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:51:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same thing happened to me at night while camping, with the bear sniffing. All I had was a fucking box cutter. You could hear the weight of its step and the depth of its huff. I grabbed my keys, silenty, and prayed my car was close enough to activate the alarm. It went off. No more sounds after that, but it wasn't easy to sleep that night.
Amp3r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:24:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha hectic
JohnCthulhu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:37:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
All this talk of camping reminded me of something I had forgotten about 'til now.
In the mid '90s, I camped out in the backyard of my friend's house with a few others. I hate sleeping in a tent but I decided that since we were only staying in a tent in the guy's backyard, it wouldn't be so bad.
Anyways, night time comes and it's time to get some sleep. The rest of my friends are out for the count while I'm lying there, unable to nod off. All of a sudden there's a really loud, pattering sound on the fabric of the tent; it basically sounded like there was someone outside, throwing a whole pile of stones at the tent (none of this woke my friends up at all).
I was scared shitless.
Anyways, it happened a few more times, at which point I decided I was going to leave the tent and sleep in my friend's house instead. I left the tent after another barrage of noise and quickly looked around to see who could have been throwing the stones. Nobody was there.
The most likely explanation was that one of the next door neighbours was throwing stones over their wall on to the tent as a prank; but it made no sense to me that they would be patient enough to stay out in the wee hours of the morning, just to throw a few stones at irregular intervals.
Then again, stranger things have happened.
EDIT: Also, I made sure to check all around the tent the next morning for any sign of stones. Going by the amount of noise I heard the previous night, there should have been - at the very least - a small pile of stones on one side of the tent. No such luck.
cvtopher12 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:45:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE TENT
That's like begging to be the first one to die in a horror movie.
ragamufin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:24:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
theres something outside hitting the wall of the tent... better GO OUTSIDE and walk to the house... NOPE
JohnCthulhu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:53:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Ha! Believe me, I had so many horrible scenarios going through my mind at the time that I didn't know what to expect. I tried to stay rational about the whole thing but it's amazing how much more menacing even the most simple of things seem in the middle of the night/wee hours of the morning.
EDIT: Also, thinking about it, if this happened after I had seen the Blair Witch Project (which wasn't released 'til '97), I probably would have never left that tent.
framy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It could just have been hail or rain.
JohnCthulhu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That certainly crossed my mind. However, it definitely wasn't any form of precipitation as it was a clear summer night. Also, the pattering sounds on the tent fabric were pretty irregular and would only last a second or two (if that) at a time.
Although, now that I think about it, it is possible that if there was a person pulling a prank, they could have been spraying water from a hose. Only thing is, the sounds felt like they were more solid than the sound water droplets would make.
BillButtlicker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:02:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Were there any trees above the tent? Sometimes things just fall out of trees. Especially ticks. Ticks are drawn to the CO2 we exhale, that's how they find humans to crawl up into and bite/infect. If you're hiking in a line, it's best to be the first one, because by the time your exhalations hit the treetops, the ticks release and fall onto the last guy. If you out in the backwoods at night, your CO2 goes up from the tent and the ticks sense it and drop, but their bodies hit the tent and make said noises.
JohnCthulhu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:34:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I keep trying to reply to this but Reddit seemingly posts it as a comment in the main body of the thread rather than as a child comment to your reply.
As for your comment, I never knew that about Ticks (the fact that they can simply fall out of trees on to an unsuspecting host); you learn a new thing everyday, eh? Thanks for that!
As for this guy's backyard, this was quite a few years ago so I may be remembering things incorrectly but I believe the only place where there were trees was at the end of the garden, directly parallel to my friend's house. The tent I was sleeping in would have been smack bang in the middle of the garden.
Said trees were some sort of pine and - while large - their branches wouldn't have been long enough to reach directly over the top of the tent (I'd guess that the trees were roughly five or six metres away from the tent).
Heh, honestly, I'd actually find a barrage of ticks bombarding the tent far more disturbing than any 'glitch in the Matrix!'
BillButtlicker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, glad I could educate/freak you out. Now back to the good part:
Last-ditch: did you live under any commercial flight routes? Maybe it was space-pee from the lavatory evacuations.
JohnCthulhu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Funnily enough, the town I lived in at the time is very close to a fairly major (well, in this country, that is) airport and there would be pretty regular air traffic in the skies over the town.
Space-pee it is then!
Although, the only spanner in the works when it comes to that theory is how there was no real set pattern to the sounds of whatever was hitting the tent. Sometimes, the sounds came in quick succession; other times, I could be waiting for what seemed like a half hour or more before I heard the sounds again.
I could understand space-pee (god, I love typing that) hitting the tent once, but the chances of that happening a few times afterwards in such a specific spot are - I'm gathering - rather low to say the least!
Lieto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:49 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I keep reading it as "dicks". I think I need to get paid.
framy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:47:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They could have been throwing ice cubes, i don't know why they would do that, but those could have melted by morning.
JohnCthulhu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I never thought of that, that's actually really clever! If I ever have kids and they decide to go camping in the backyard, I am definitely going to do this :P
However, I doubt it was ice cubes as the sounds I heard definitely sounded like smaller objects hitting the tent.
hudsonmc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:32:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damn pterodactyls are sneaky bastards.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I never finished my story. When I went outside I actually saw that it was a pterodactyl. I threw a saddle on that bitch and rode into the sunset.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:49:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Snow falling onto the tent from an overhanging branch, sliding down and making fresh snow next to your tent?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There were no trees over the tent! AH!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:03 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In that case, aliens.
LordShinma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Jinn
makubex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FLYING.BEARS.
RacketAdder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Jeepers Creepers.
Gella321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Chuppacabra, bro.
Mas_Ciello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
BLAIR WITCH
legedu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me too in a place conveniently labeled Bear Creek, about 30 miles northeast of Ojai, CA. My dad, mom, and I had about an 8 mile backpacking hike in and got there just as it was getting dark. We said screw pitching the tent and just through our bags on a sandy part of the ground since it was a warm summer night. I was awakened in the middle of the night to this weird grunting and breathing, like a really big bear, that felt RIGHT next to my head. I happened to be facing my mom and she was staring right at me. We were both paralyzed with fear and I still remember the look in her eyes staring right back at me. I'm pretty sure I fainted out of fear (not even going to lie) because I don't remember anything else until morning.
I asked my mom first thing if she remembered the experience and she said yes, but only that she thought there was a bear by HER head, and I told her I didn't see anything... weird. My dad slept fine through the night.
I've chalked it up to bears breathing really damn loud and being good at throwing their voices, but to this day I'm not sure it was a bear.
The funny thing is that we used to backpack all over this area for years and my parents swear they've seen UFO's and crap all over, but this was the only strange experience I've had.
Re-reading this story before I post, I posit my dad was fucking with me and my mom. Not really his style, but it would have been a good set up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it sort of seems like bears loud breathing must carry pretty far.
hagcel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:34 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Vulture on your tent pole.
I was working on a cabin a few dozen miles from civilization and took a nap in my truck bed. Woke up to that same fucking sound, and had six turkey vultures circling about four feet above the truck bed and one on my lumber rack.
Nasty nasty way to wake.
whoisdrunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:59 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The couple in the next tent was fucking, duh.
AlphaEX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:59 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what about the couple..did they hear anything/
jlennon4422 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:01 on May 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe the wind hitting the tent in a weird way
Vexing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:42:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aliens.
Themehmeh ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 05:22:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever heard of the "scary" noise? I forget the name for it but it's a very low frequency and it's the frequency we vibrate at so it makes us nervous. Additionally it makes us see things because our eyes are vibrating. Maybe there was some light tectonic movement- or maybe the trees were making a low creaking that was setting off your radar.
Audiophiliac ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 05:31:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Infrasonic. Fourteen hertz has been shown to cause uneasiness and ~18hz can cause "visions" due to how close it is to the resonate frequency of our eye.
marquizzo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:35:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Would it be possible to play this through my computer speakers? Like, if I download an MP3, could I give myself hallucinations?
London-Lass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you want to do this ... ???
buford419 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:07:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes he can't afford lsd.
marquizzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It wouldn't cause hallucinations in the sense that your brain is going schizophrenic. It would vibrate your eyes to the point where they see things that you know aren't there. Think of closing your eyes, and rubbing them; you'll see shapes and colors. I have to admit, it would've been creepy last night by myself when I was reading all these stories, but it would be fun to go up to your friends and have a "You guys, check this out!" session.
Helod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hardly doubt that your computer speakers can handle 18Hz as most speakers have frequency response starting at 20Hz (possibly for that exact reason?). But with the right speaker it is possible, yes.
Audiophiliac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately, no. It takes an insane amount of air displacement(i.e. multiple large subwoofers and lots of amplifier power) to reproduce frequencies that low with enough "loudness" to be noticed.
marquizzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bummer. I was excited to show my friends for a second. Kind of reminded me of the Brown Note mentioned in South Park, but without the nasty mess.
MrUmbrellaPants ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:26:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have heard of that, yes. That sounds like a plausible explanation.
Themehmeh ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:31:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't make those situations any less scary.
MrUmbrellaPants ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:33:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I agree. I mean, it makes sense to rationalize it, but when it happened I was not very rational. Nothing really was.
NiccoHel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This?
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 10:04:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once, me and three buddy's went camping in Austin. We slept in a remote clearing on the outskirts of the greenbelt. About 3am we hear a sound of a man clearing his throat. All three of us snap awake and my cop buddy grabs his .22 from under his pillow. Outside the tent door is a old black guy and he says, "I'm a bear, I'm a bear, I'm a motherfuckin grizzly bear." and then he asked for a lighter. No idea what the fuck that was all about. He walked away and later one of our guys went to pee by our truck and he saw the guy having a threesome in his car a lil ways away.
meglet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:27:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My dad always says, "if you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly bear" which is one of my favorites.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:29:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What do you have against my sleep?
TheBlindCat ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:54:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the reason I got my conceal carry license.
PoisoCaine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:31:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Arizona. I just conceal carry cause I can.
TheBlindCat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:39:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing wrong with that.
StonedSoldier830 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have an AK-74U that I mounted in my Ford Escape. I love Arizona.
Aint_got_no_agua ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:53:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should also get a handgun to go with it for double effectiveness.
TheBlindCat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:01:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Smith and Mr Wesson make very fine traveling companions.
phatbrasil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Smith is kind of cool but Wesson is an asshole.
TheBlindCat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:14:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Someone has to be the bad guy.
allonymous ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:46:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Needs more detail. Wrong how?
MrUmbrellaPants ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:53:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They just gave me an uneasy feeling. They looked like claws above me instead of trees. They didn't look right.
reposter_guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What was the storey told to you?
MrUmbrellaPants ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:11:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What I was told: A woman was in her tent, camping alone (in the campsite we were staying in) with a fever. Woke up, found pictures of herself on her camera.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:47:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Anything that looks unnatural to most people is regarded as scary. Note that most horror movies make subtle changes to human faces to make them unnatural, or something you don't expect to see in a human face. Invokes fear.
camelCasing ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:19:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some things just look... wrong. There's no plausible explanation for why they get to us, but there's is something just wrong enough to freak you out. Kinda like the Uncanny Valley, but it can apply to anything. I think it's partly instinct-- that pressing uneasiness about something you can't place might be nothing, might be the presence of a predator. Animals pick up on shit we don't notice, and I think we do too-- we just ignore our gut all too often.
KaiserTom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We cover our other senses with logic and reason, we could probably freak ou like animals do when weather is going to change if we let go of self-aware/concious thought, just like we do with our sense of empathy that we cover with our sight sense and ignore. Though it is kinda hard to analyze 2 digferent senses from the same organ.
camelCasing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:12:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Often, too, we get subtle cues. Nothing big but it's there. We just ignore them. I do my best not to, 'cause they're usually pretty accurate.
dalix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hell no.
propanol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:30:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, embellish it just like that.
DRo_OpY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:33:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck this, now i'm really going to work to get away from Reddit. Fuck you guys for creeping me the fuck out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Similar: I have a friend who chooses to be homeless. He simply works a job for a while, saves up a few grand, quits, and lives off of it for a year or two sleeping in a car or home built shelter in the woods. He told me this story a few years ago.
He was "living" here in Arizona, where most of the land is open desert, and free to use. You can pull over on the side of desert highways and sleep without any issues. After some scouting, he found a nice small highway with little traffic and decided to park his Caravan there and sleep.
He wakes up in the morning and lights a pipe of cherry tobacco. He lights it up and begins to smoke, when a tall man dressed like a classic native american walks up to the open passenger's window and asks if he can hit it. My friend hands him the pipe, and the man takes a looong drag off of it. He then looks at my friend and said, "If you like cherry, why don't you just smoke cherries?"
My friend woke up, freaked out. He left. A few weeks later he did some research and found out a bunch of Indians had been slaughtered there back in the day.
fluba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not camping, but I was around 12 and had a sleep over with my buddy. We went down to the basement which was where we had the "gaming tv." After playing video games late into the night we decided to sleep. Lights off, no sounds, I was adjusting in my sleeping bag when I felt a loose string. For some reason I thought it'd be funny to hear his reactions to the noise of me plucking the string like a guitar. After doing it a couple times he asks if I know where that sound was coming from. I laughed and admitted it was me.
A few seconds later we heard the same sound happening repeatedly. He said, "No seriously stop. It's creepy."
I had that goosebump-all-over-and-no-blood-in-my-face feeling. "I am not doing that."
Both of us got the "NOPE" reaction and immediately grabbed our sleeping bags and booked it up the stairs to my bedroom. I just remember hearing the plucking continue over the noise of us scrambling up the stairs.
Sometimes we bring it up today and get creeped out over the matter.
timotheophany ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
People camping in the woods at night got scared and went home. I don't believe you.
MrUmbrellaPants ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:07:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, we didn't "go home". We were in the middle of the wilderness, backpacking; "home" was hundreds of miles away. We went to the nearest camp.
timotheophany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, that changes everything.
alsothewalrus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:06:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It'd be a bit too similar to the ballad of 100vultures.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:17:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/l8npz/1000vultures_tells_the_horrible_story_of_his/
timotheophany ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:29:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just read the first three of those stores, really enjoyed them, and then came back to this thread and realized that "JackofFaggotCocks" had influenced the outcome of over an hour of my life.
Oh, Reddit.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:21:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just be glad it was only an hour.
endercoaster ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 04:25:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THEN WHO WAS CAMERA
Canadian_Infidel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:25:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Watch the movie Lost Highway.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:15:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's a mod of an old creepypasta, which was actually posted yesterday.
justcallmezach ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, I read a story in /r/nosleep a couple of months ago that used this as a pretty strong theme.
topherclay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:37:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also put it through a window...wait for it...on the second story!
bldkis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck just the length it is it's fucking scary as shit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:29:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've done this before.
[deleted] ยท 2046 points ยท Posted at 03:30:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I knew a woman who said the same thing happened to her, but she was camping alone in the Canadian wilderness. When she got her photos developed, there were pictures of her in her sleeping bag. One of the creepiest stories I have ever heard.
johninbigd ยท 1327 points ยท Posted at 03:45:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. I got chills just reading that.
[deleted] ยท 1412 points ยท Posted at 04:12:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Canada is Terrifying
Meades_Loves_Memes ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 05:02:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't see what the big issue is. That was just Frank, he likes to play funny pranks like that.
jondrethegiant ยท 146 points ยท Posted at 05:42:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
see, even the serial killers in Canada are nice... They shoot you,
with your own camera
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 06:06:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some of them not so much.
That Robert Pickton guy is a giant asshole.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 08:14:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...
And so, the Canadian serial killer meme was born
jondrethegiant ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:33:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Let's celebrate!
bgman24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:45 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upboats AWAY
roxxe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:51:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
in friendly Canada, camera's shoot you?
PirateRobotNinjaofDe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:30:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yaaa not so much...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_country#Canada
pirate_doug ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:08:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still tripping on the fact that Karla got out already and is apparently living in the Caribbean. Bitch got off way too easy considering what showed up on the videos they found afterwards.
PirateRobotNinjaofDe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:54:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Very true. At least Bernardo has DO status, so will never again see the light of day.
squonge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:30:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations USA. You've had so many serial killers, your list is on its very own page.
jondrethegiant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Still a small fraction compared to the US. Anywho, it was a joke.
PirateRobotNinjaofDe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:57:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I know. Just that Canada has had some very fucked up serial killers despite its proportionally smaller number, which is something I assumed most Redditors would not be aware of. May they now laugh at your joke, then feel uncomfortable for having done so after reading the list :P
jondrethegiant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:34 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You just serial-killed my joke...
Meades_Loves_Memes ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:47:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's a click, flash, and a "cheese!".
shutyourgob ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:57:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's Scott. (he's a dick)
Exogenic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try, Frank.
expo1001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just pictured Frank from Donnie Darko padding softly from camp site to camp site, silently taking pictures of people in their sleep with their own cameras.
He has a special surprise in store for the ones who awaken and find him.
letdogsvote ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:19:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's all the beavers.
Freakin' beavers...
Hellstruelight ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:02:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah... I'm sorry about that. Let me hold this door for you as an apology.
Froboy7391 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:15:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, I'm in Canada right now! What do I do!???
yourdadsbff ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 05:55:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
RUN OR DRIVE TO YOUR NEAREST MCDONALD'S. ENJOY MCNUGGETS MEAL WHILE YOU AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTION.
Marvelous_Margarine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:44:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OK OK, SO ITS BEEN TWO HOURS SINCE THE LAST INSTRUCTIONS AND I'M GOING TO ASSUME YOU'RE FINGERS HAVE BEEN CHEWED OFF BY A GRIZZLY BEAR (COMMON OCCURRENCE IN CANADA) SO, LISTEN CAREFULLY, GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!!! (TRIES TO SLAP HIM, BUT SLAPS COMPUTER SCREEN FORGETTING THIS IS REDDIT). YOU NEED TO FIND THE CLOSEST HARDWARE STORE. WHEN YOU GET THERE FIND A FAIRLY LARGE SIZED ROCK AND THROW IT THROUGH THE GLASS DOOR WITH ONE OF YOUR FINGERLESS HANDS. ONCE INSIDE IMMEDIATELY SEE IF THEY HAVE A FOUNTAIN DRINK MACHINE, FUCKING ICE COLD COKE SOUNDS AMAZING, SHIT!!! YOU WERE JUST AT MCDONALDS, FORGET THAT INSTRUCTION!! WHEN INSIDE QUICKLY PUSH OVER SOME AISLE DIVIDERS, THE SECURITY WILL THINK YOU'RE THE FUCKING HULK OR ON SPEED AND IN TURN LEAVE YOU ALONE AS YOU RANSACK THEIR SLAVE DRIVING REAGAN BUTT FUCK PARTY CORPORATION WHORE BUSINESS. pauses a moment for effect. QUICKLY SOAK IN THE DESTRUCTION AND IMMEDIATELY FIND 50 FEET OF ROPE, 50 FEET OF WIRE AND 50 FEET OF YELLOW YARN. NOW THE YARN IS GOING TO BE THE HARD PART BUT YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE IN CANADA RIGHT NOW AND I'M THE DRUNK STARGAZER WHOSE TALKING LIKE HE KNOWS THE AMOUNT OF ABSOLUTE SHIT YOU'RE IN. REPORT BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! GO!!!
arsenal1994 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:03:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Open your magic box! Follow the instructions. Inside there may be a sandwich, if there is you may eat it now. If not, then you lied and you did open your magic box
Coffeybeanz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like this is a reference to something I may have heard before. If not, ignore this post.
arsenal1994 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:31:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Royal Wedding episode of South Park. bingo
Coffeybeanz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yes :) I knew I wasnt insane!
luketheleafer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
we're comin' for ya >:)
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:14:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We're not terrifying at all. Bob from Canmore just thought she'd like to remember how awesome it was to sleep in the Canadian wilderness and took a picture for her. We're sorry she was freaked out.
SarahPalinisaMuslim ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:34:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Terrifyingly considerate!!!
Burtttta ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:51:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Especially Scott, he's a dick.
Red_Magic_Marker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:22:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the first time I've read all those words together in that order.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:03:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
... and very chilly.
tree_man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:52:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah the old reddit s-----
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's full of... shudders... Canadians...
Soutael ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:25:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I really love how stuff randomly gets downvoted.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Life is random son.
Mackelsaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
(the downvoters were Canadians)
Soutael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm canadian and upvoting...because I don't play by the rules
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And cold.
jonincalgary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me aboot it.
euxneks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nah. The bigfoots (or, squatchies, as we affectionately call them) are quite friendly once you give them a sandwich. Just don't mock their testicles.
Farfig_Noogin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
31 comments? Maybe tomorrow...
pyraximus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:47:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED! IM IN CANADA
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:54:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damn bears and their love of candid photography
Devilheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:59:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So is Jessica's bed.
chedderslam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
especially since they developed Northrax(tm).
shrlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:01:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No we're not.
TRUST ME.
thepensivepoet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or just really cold.
deathnote12311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamn i live in Canada!
ryanfalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry, we Canadians have free health care to keep us safe.
Random_Pusher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:12 on May 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
sorry
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:40:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As a Canadian, I approve of this comment.
TenBeers ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:03:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh, the old reddit switch-a-roo.
Physics_Phreak ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:01:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FTFW
French Canada is terrifying.
spike312 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:38:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
r/nosleep
paleolithic ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:10:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was just a grizzly bear with a passing interest in photojournalism. What are you so freaked out about?
Indigo_Star_Matter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:37 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How did this not get any upvotes. Hilarious
stylushappenstance ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:24:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Scared me out of posting the obvious Mitch Hedberg quote.
Ifunctiononkitkats ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:13:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
which one?
I_CAPE_RUNTS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:31:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got into an argument with a girl inside a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, 'cause then I tried to walk out and slam the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation. Zip it up really quick?
stylushappenstance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said,"Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." "You son-of-a-bitch! How'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera... what's it look like? "
Thalia7 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:08:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah me too...and then even more chills when I read that you also got chills.
Chills.
I_CAPE_RUNTS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I will stab anyone who says chillception
DUFstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
chillsepshun?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:01:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, even reading about Canada will make you feel cold.
Phoequinox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:18:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No shit. That's nightmare fuel.
m3l0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WOW. So did I.
makubex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
From thinking about Canada's climate?
linds360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well it is cold in Canada.
pururin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:39:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah bro, I get chills whenever I read stale stories too.
[deleted] ยท 286 points ยท Posted at 03:47:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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ShiDiWen ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:18:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
onemoreclick ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:14:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Then there was a knock on the window, then on the roof, then on the chair, then the man decided to stop knocking on things.
bgman24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:48 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for Lovecraft!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:15 on May 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You have a talent. You are also the third username involving penguins I have read in the last minute. True story.
Loneytunes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:36:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The art of trolling... I'd take the pics just to tweak her out.
eeple ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like the shortest horror story ever: "The last man on earth was sitting in his room. There was a knock at the door."
Prathik ยท 880 points ยท Posted at 03:46:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you just made me get fear tears in my eyes.
[deleted] ยท 1137 points ยท Posted at 04:08:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got a fear boner.
[deleted] ยท 421 points ยท Posted at 04:52:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A fearection.
felix_dro ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:18:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a fear boner, its an anticiperection!
YourBrotherHermano ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:48:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think he's scared stiff.
commieathiestpothead ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:21:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
petes little tiny erect dick....
xG33Kx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:18:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have the scariest boner right now.
johnnygrant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://inception.davepedu.com/
KryptKeeper ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 04:17:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The best kind of boner.
AdrianoA ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:52:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pete you've got a feeeeeaaaaaar boner, raging in your pants
secretcurse ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:32:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now do "Pete's Little Tiny Erect Dick!"
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:45:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pete's little tiny erect dick! It's a quater tall and a penny thick!!
(By far my favorite song from the show)
paranoidkiwie ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:29:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
By itself, it's my favorite song. In context, Taco's song for Ellie's birthday kills me.
Chief_Short_A_Penny ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:01:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lol glad someone knew what he was talking about
felix_dro ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:19:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In one moment he was gay, cowardly, homophobic, and racist... the perfect quadfecta
wakinupdrunk ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:25:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Watch out for the bobbum man. Also, we can't all wake up nice, asshole.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:24:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Manly!
truthdemon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:48:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You want to be careful with those, you could get raped.
singularityneuromanc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:49:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ohnoohfuck fap fap fap
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:50:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fearection
RageMayne ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:13:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You never know when you're gonna need to fuck your way out a situation!
PastorOfMuppets94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah! That's it.....a fear boner....
Anonicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:17:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A fearection?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:56:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This made me fuckin' burst!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fearection
moshisimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah... Getting ready for the elusive terror fuck, I see...
Jenksz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You watch The League too?!?!?!
TrueAmurrican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
<3 you for the reference
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You would be the most confusing thing for wild life to attack. 'I wanna eat it, but it seems to like it'
InVultusSolis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://qkme.me/35pgit
Capatown ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:56:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Better fap away the monsters.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:58:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Time for a terror fap?
CptOblivion ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:05:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The scariest boner.
ShearGenius89 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bust a terror nut.
Ragnrok ยท 386 points ยท Posted at 03:56:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. What's with those? Why is my body such a pussy?
Prathik ยท 277 points ยท Posted at 03:59:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would like to know this as well. I think I cried during Blair witch project, not sad cry, but more of a 'omfg I'm scared' with water gushing from my eyes.
I'm a guy. เฒ _เฒ
Esteam ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 04:23:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, I'm a guy too!
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 04:41:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me too! New best friends!
Esteam ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:56:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Woooooooo!
yourdadsbff ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:56:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NOW KISS, ALL OF YOU.
Othercolonel ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:17:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Naked.
ShallowBasketcase ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:17:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that's so gay
Othercolonel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:35:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Join in.
DieEierVonTool ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:06:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not if the balls don't touch
Billy_droptables ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I support this endeavor.
FlamingHippy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:32:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! Me too! I call shenanigans!
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:24:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I saw Blair Witch Project in theaters with my best friend and my Mom on a day trip out of town. My Mom was so freaked out she couldn't drive. She's a very sane, rational person but that movie did something to her. I wish I could take back the request to go see it because it took her months to recover.
yourdadsbff ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:57:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This itself sounds like it would make for a chilling tale.
faceplain ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:07:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think the thing that struck us so much about it was that it seemed realistic (as far as scary movies go). Guess I'm kinda stating the obvious there.
Though I knew it was a produced film, the whole home movie/camcorder effect had me subconsciously knowing that that's what it would look like if it were real.
Prathik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:18:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
plus it was more of a psychological horro movie, rather than cheap scares the movie slowly drilled into your head.
shudders it's worse when you consider yourself an imaginative person.
gudlyf ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:37:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is a really odd phenomenon -- I get them too. It's not really fear and it's not sadness. It happens whenever there's something odd or unexplained that appears plausible.
galvanization ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:56:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, I get that too, and I call them "tears of sincerity."
The_Oblivious_One ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i get them aswell.
Ragnrok ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:23:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, yes! I read a copypasta about a tree demon devouring a child's soul and all I feel is fear and revulsion. I read one about a light-switch flicking up and down by itself and my eyes turn into sprinklers.
EDIT- Creepypasta.
Deetoria ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:41:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am currently trying to play through Amnesia: The Dark Decent and am afraid to continue it because I am so terrified I cry.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:48:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had that game for a month now. Every night, I see it at the top of my steam games list and consider whether I should play.
I've played for 10 minutes so far ;_;
Volpethrope ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:06:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The exact same thing happens to be whenever I even think about this scene from The Descent.
http://youtu.be/Pm7udIu6_7c?t=1m41s
severedfinger ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:09:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
God, that movie is so fucking awesome. Did you know about the 2 different endings?
YuriJackoffski ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:26:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd say you got your money's worth.
StallordD ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:37:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
happens when I think of something incredibly creepy or eerie. not gushing but my eyes get a little blurry.
HelloHAL9000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:09:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fear tears...the bane of my horror-movie watching.
[Edit: I've never been able to put a name to them. Thanks for that.]
Spleen_Muncher ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:34:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Watch Paranormal Activity, it's full of kittens.
Prathik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:30 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha I freaked out over that movie, I watched it with my grand parents and they were like 'psshhh, you call this a horror movie?' I think these kind of movies are more scary to someone with a imagination I think.
ruslan_a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:17:22 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You mean Paranormal Cattivity?
cosmonautsix ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:56:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The guy in the corner facing the wall..... shudder
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:43:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
127 hours for me.
mr_luc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:41:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, you're not.
Mystery resolved!
Iwokeupwithoutapillo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:10:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't read further down the page. Fucking fear tears EVERYWHERE.
GSpotAssassin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:36:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A woman in front of me in the movie theater for that flick burst out crying.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's a standard response to draw empathy out of the person scaring you
TrueAmurrican ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This may just be me, but I laughed my ASS off at The Blair Witch Project. Not even a jump. I wanted the characters to die and they did not disappoint. True story.
loverboyxD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:39:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My mouth cried when I watched that movie because of the vertigo it gave me.
LipstickandMalice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:33:31 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Here is a Blair Witch story:
In high school, a friend and I went on opening night to see Blair Witch 2. About a quarter of the way in my friend starts saying the movies lines right before the actors would say them. He hadn't seen the movie prior. NOPE
pblokhout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should be on a horse sometime.
Rivia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not yet.
Meades_Loves_Memes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You are kind of a scaredy cat, I'm not going to lie.
Indianapolis_Jones ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:39:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Blair Witch Project? Seriously?
I saw that movie when I was 9 and didn't find it scary. Did you watch it alone?
tomkaa ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:44:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
replace Cried with Masturbated, Blair Witch Project with Porn, Scared with Horny, Water with Jizzum and Eyes with fingers and you've got yourself a messy, messy situation.
bill_nydus ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
gabdeslys ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:55:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Regarding fear tears: it's evolutionary, my dear Watson! If we cry when we're scared, we're giving a signal to other humans that we're in some kind of danger without screaming and howling, which would attract predators.
Source: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=129329054
Edit: Also read somewhere (WebMD?) that crying evacuates toxins and stress hormones from your body, actually calming you down. Neat.
Ragnrok ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:05:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh right, I totally remember reading that! I mean, I read it on Cracked, but still!
pervatasaurus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:51:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ikr I got these tears 'o' fear so many times by looking/reading this post
Mr_Big_Stuff ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:45:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe r/askscience can help?
Othercolonel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:18:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm actually quite interested in this as well. Everytime I hear an even slightly creepy story, like creepypasta level, my eyes tear all up. Someon answer us!
uneekfreek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:27:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pussy? Or is your body readying to rape fear in the ass...
Ragnrok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
More like fear rape in the ass.
BustingurBalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"It's hard to stay soft in a frightening world, easy to lose control."
warboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It probably has something to do with Thor.
Ragnrok ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:26:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
To everyone downvoting this fine gentleman right here: I believe his RES tag for me indicates that the name of my penis is "Thor's Hammer", and he was alluding to that fact.
warboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
thank you kind sir
If Thor wants a pussy, he makes you a pussy.
HyeR ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:20:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for putting a word to this. Double points cause it rhymes.
MrQuantum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:03:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tears for fears!
barcelonatimes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh MG reading all of these comments I've been getting those and I thought I was the only one. You get a love upvote.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh good, other people get those too.
Urban_Savage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Better than a fear boner.
cheesychick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:34:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am glad to know I am not the only one this happens to. When I watched Paranormal Activity I had fear tears running down my face the whole time!
primetime124 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So happy to see I'm not alone
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:41:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same. fucking. here. Creepy as shit, man..
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a scumbag brain
Knows your scared and could use your vision
Tears it up.
Prathik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
knows you should run for it,
gives you weak knees.
KellogedIn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh my god! I've never met anyone else who gets fear tears!
sgtdisaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:07:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shout, shout, let it all out..
Krobus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:42:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You just made me listen to tears for fears.
the_traveling_ent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:07:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i thought i was the only person who did this
mushroomgirl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:32:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yup, same here...
how on earth do i explain this in work.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:40:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tears for Fears?
zobatch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:59:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
upvote for "fear tears" I have to start saying that now.
gudlyf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:20:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"And that's how the band got its name ..."
bwbailey87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:40:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tears for fears?
meglet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:22:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You just made me want to rule the world.
stumpgod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everytime i start talking about ghosts and spooky shit, i get the tears.
Swivle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:15:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a good band name.
veggie_sorry ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 04:06:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this has to be a rural legend right?
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:12:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know. This was a smart woman, a school teacher who was a group leader during a summer abroad trip I took in high school. She told us this story one night when we had all been sharing freaky things that happened to us, which makes me think she would not make it up because she just wanted to freak us out.
I have no reason to believe she lied, but I can't offer proof either.
mahi-mahi ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:34:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, come on. If you all had been sharing freaky things, then it's the perfect setting to tell a made-up freaky story. I'm telling you, as a school teacher who was also a former camp counselor working with teenagers... Anything goes to freak them out, really. And kids will buy just about anything a teacher says, so it's even more fun :) Sorry to say this, but I'm pretty sure she made that up.
veggie_sorry ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:32:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I have to believe she was just having fun w/everyone. Then again, I heard a story about an unusual photograph from both my parents that is nearly as freaky.
pixel1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tell it man!
veggie_sorry ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:59:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I posted it! Check my comment history.
dergster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
someone told me the exact same story at a campsite, i'm pretty sure it is just a rural legend.
TheBlindCat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:57:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I have my conceal carry permit, the 4 legged predators don't scare me as much as the 2 legged.
Amyler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:21:01 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, Velociraptors are scary things.
TheBlindCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:38 on April 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's why I stay out off the long grass.
koolkid005 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:16:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It is, google that shit.
nbenzi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:53:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yeah this one's a classic, although the version I heard wasn't in canada
SPANman ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 03:56:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My sisters good friend decided to hike the Appalachian Trail one year, and everyone warned her against it, being a young woman and alone. So she met with people on and off, but some nights/afternoons she slept out by herself. Well she got back and finally got her pictures developed and there were 6 of them of her sleeping one afternoon when she was sleeping outside, and a few more of her tent and of her stuff. She said she had noticed her roll of film was up and just assumed she had lost track of her gear. And if I recall it was when she was in a pretty remote area of the national forest in North Carolina.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:32:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly bigfoot sending us messages.
SPANman ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:37:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Should have given him some of that jerky
amp_it ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:14:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pfffft, everyone knows that Bigfoot lives in the Pacific Northwest, not North Carolina.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:49:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he was on vacation.
waldoj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:39:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly, some of her friends she met on the trail took pictures of her. I don't recall if I ever did that to anybody when I hiked the AT, but I should have.
Also, there are no remote areas of the AT in North Carolina. In fact, there are hardly any remote areas of the AT at all. Even the so-called "Hundred Mile Wilderness," in Maine, is now criss-crossed with logging trails and the odd backwoods gravel road. This disappointed me at the time.
SPANman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:42:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I always figured as much, I mean if it was anyone that strange or backwoods, hills have eyes esque...would't they have done something much worse.
I_Love_Yoga_Pants ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:04:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Places to never visit, Canadian Wilderness and North Carolina.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:35:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is a thing like taking a picture of your balls on someone else's camera or do ghosts like to take photographs of the living sleeping ?
myotheralt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:38:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I really want to get back out to the trail. My knees quit after 150 miles.
homeworld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:13:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Big Foot is such a kidder.
nox_fox ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:53:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
never go camping alone
n42 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:17:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkfw62rbeB1qawx9r.gif
zorcandspoon ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:51:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Welp. Not sleeping tonight.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So Damn true. , there should be a nosleeep tag like nsfw
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Make sure you look ur best bro, cos Imma come over for a photoshoot.
rubicon11 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:19:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sitting on my couch with large windows that face the back yard. I think I just started whimpering.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:22:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I didnt mean to scare folks. If it makes you feel better, my windows face downtown Reno, so I whimper every night.
rubicon11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh dear...that is definitely worse. internet hug
robbysalz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:32:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Close the curtains if you start to hear the sound of a camera shutter
AssertivePanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That was a great story, I was about to make a reference.
rubicon11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm imagining Horrifying Houseguest standing in my shrubs.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:56:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think I'm going to be sick. That is so scary.
einexile ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:28:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you hear that? It's the sound of just over a million people checking their camera rolls.
paveln ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be surprised if there were still a million rolls of film left on the planet.
special_farces ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:36:54 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I read a forum post via forteantimes.com, where a group of people have a party at a rural cabin. They video some of the party. Later, when viewing the video, theres a section from outside the cabin, looking through the window. Everyone at the party is in view.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:03:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I actually pulled a prank like that on my sister. She was asleep with her friend (we were up in a cabin) and me and my friend snuck inside and he took the picture of me standing over them looking like the grim reaper. We left the camera where she had placed it earlier and didn't bring it up until she found it later
quruti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And then what happened? Did she freak? Did you get a beat down?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:49:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A little scared at first....almost not worth it. I wish I could find the picture though, it was sweet. Took like 2 hours to actually do though
samneve ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:40:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a friend who did this to someone once. We were on our way out of the woods after a day hike, and it was already pretty dark outside. We had just passed one of these little three-walled shelters that they set up for hikers so they don't have to pack tents and he wanted to walk down to it and see if anyone was there. When we got there, there was a man sleeping inside. All of his stuff was unpacked all over the place. Anybody could have walked up and stolen most of it. He probably thought he was the only one out on the trails since it was early in the spring and the weather wasn't great yet. I just wanted to go home and leave the sleeping guy alone. But before we left, my friend grabbed this guy's disposable camera and took three shots of him sleeping. And then laughed his ass off the entire way back to town.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:06:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard stories about this happening in Algonquin Park. Figured it was just an urban legend.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:17:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, I've heard trail stories of that, and you actually MET someone who that happened to?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:18:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
She said it happened. Never actually saw the pictures.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:40:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Then she's full of shit.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:20:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same thing happened to me. I was at a festival with a couple of friends a few years back. I had a disposable camera with me, and I took maybe 7 pictures the first day. The next morning the camera was full/empty. I think nothing of it and buy another one. Fast forward two weeks, I'm at the photo shop having the films developed. As the guy hands me the envelopes he gives me a weird smile.
When I get home and check them out, there are close up pictures of my friends asshole, with beautiful lighting, from every conceivable angle.
Glitch in the Matrix.
imkaneforever ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:17:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like I won't be sleeping alone tonight.
but I will be :(
GeorgeBats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No you won't..
teamrango ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:21:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
turns on lamp and looks around behind me Well, I didn't plan on sleeping tonight anyway.
f0xpuppy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:22:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Old creepypasta is old. And upvoted!
MrUmbrellaPants ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I heard a similar story... Told to me on a backpacking trip when we were setting up camp in (allegedly) the exact campsite it happened.
Something about the trees there was... wrong. I had chills all night and finally got to sleep, only to wake up at at 2 AM. I started to hear noises and looked over. Saw everyone else awake too. We all got up, packed up and got the fuck out.
True story.
thebigmann ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:35:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I conclude from this thread that 'squatches are notorious photography nerds.
blumpkinowski ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just got a fear boner
qsert ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Alberta!
UnfoundHero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, I'm going camping tomorrow.
virtyy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
maybe a bear took some pics
reedingisphun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:57:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
BIGFOOT
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, i'm really glad the Mrs charged up my camera today...looks like no sleep for me T_T
It wasn't in the Rockies was it? I like camping there...
FlappyTheNarwhal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just finished reading this and then sat and pondered it for a few seconds. Feeling ridiculously creeped out, I glanced around my home office and the last thing i laid eyes on was the glass door. through the door, is my chewbacca like father staring at me with a unnaturally eerie smile.
I leaked a little piss.
NeonDisease ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:24:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
upvote for making me turn my light on.
Deetoria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:40:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was laying in bed one night, just after having broken up with a boyfriend and I felt someone in the room. A horrible, evil, terrifying someone. I made a point of not moving. I could hear breathing and the crunch of papers on the floor, as if someone was walking on them. I literally hid my head, kept my eyes closed, hoping it would go away. It didn't. It stood at the head of my bed for what seemed like hours ( probably minutes ) until I got up he courage to look.
There was nothing there. Just remembering this story means I won't sleep tonight.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:42:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so doing this next time I see someone asleep with a camera.
oilfighter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:44:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
damn you, I'm about to go camping, alone!
craig5005 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:45:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TIL bears can operate cameras. And are creepy as fuck.
z3r0n3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:13:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
DAMN CANADA, YOU SCARY!
TalkingBackAgain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:17:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a DSLR. If it ever contains pictures of me sleeping when I'm the only one who could possibly have been there, I'm going to freak the fuck out.
Sophia_elle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:43:05 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you have a DSLR and you find that your camera is still there, albeit with photos of you sleeping, you should be happy. Most people would just take the camera.
TalkingBackAgain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:33 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Would still creep me the fuck out though.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:22:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Heart...beating.... So.... Fast....
gamOO ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:22:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You guys should watch Lost Highway.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:33:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking love a good story. You delivered.
darbyann93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:34:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I now know how to scare every random camper i find.
vladsinger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:01:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bill Bryson in his book about hiking the Appalachian Mts. describes similar anecdotes by people being photographed in their sleep. Hikers are weird.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:21:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is it wrong that that sort of thing would likely be my first instinct when stumbling upon a random camper asleep in the woods? Like, I wouldn't go looking for a camera, but if one was sitting out... nothing creepy about it, more like "Haha, this'll totally freak 'em out."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but you wouldnt unzip and enter their tent would you?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:14:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Um... noooo, of course not...
That would be weird...
rerrorerro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit
LaceVentura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
who goes camping alone?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Badass butch Polish-Candian women.
Unilateralist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've been told the exact same story. So creepy
claymore_kitten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wait. any elaboration?
nowthatsalawl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it was jesus
wshatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaannnnddd this doesn't help my phobia of the Canadian wilderness.
toanacus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Think I'll pass on the rest of this thread before bed and read it in the office tomorrow.
AlmostFamoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can you tell us more? For some reason that creeped me out so bad I want to know more. Maybe even just tell a story?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I did a summer abroad in Poland when I was 16, and the Polish Canadian woman who guided us around the country told us this story one night when we were sharing creepy things that happened to all of us. She was a very adventurous woman, she loved kayaking, spelunking, had been all over the world stuff like that. Truly one off the nicest, most open minded people I have ever met.
She went camping alone pretty frequently I guess, she really believed that being alone in nature was spiritually god for you. I don't remember many other details of the story, she mostly said she was scared shitless and did not camp alone after that. I do remember she said it was her husband who went to get the film developed, and he when he asked her why she had pics of herself sleeping, she laughed him off at first.
mr_midnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, I've heard about many people having this happen. I think I read it somewhere, or maybe it was a radio show on it. But apparently this is/was a thing. So damn creepy!!
stevenlss1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I go camping in the Canadian wilderness a few times a year and I actually do take photos of the guys in other tents. I email it to them months/years later and get the biggest kick out of the reaction! One buddy was flipping through my pics (looking for some stuff for a wedding) and came across my file. The look on his face was pure terror. It gave me a chance to work on my evil laugh
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not very similar to the previous two stories, but one of my friends told me this one.
One day she was sitting alone watching television at night. She kept catching what looked like little lights that would flash in her kitchen window out the corner of her eye. So she decided to get up and walk up to her kitchen counter to see what it was. She put her face a couple inches from the window where she saw the lights. When her vision adjusted to the visibility of looking out into the dark she saw the face of a man standing outside her window just inches from her face.
He turned around and ran.
mackshwell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
God fucking dammit i have school tomorrow.
jajison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OH MY GOD!...coconut..
Noir_Bass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm from Venezuela, but my aunt who lives in Canada got me into a summer camp near a lake over there like 7 years ago. Wilvaken was the name I think. One of the girl counselors told us that exact same story about her. I was 15 at the time, creeped me right the fuck out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aliens.
veruus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NOPE!!
Adaptingfate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't mess with Sasquatch!
Groshub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do believe there's a squatch in those woods.
ukuleleman14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck this shit, back to r/funny I go.
broo20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My teacher told me the same thing, and he had proof.
Harjotonater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what the fuck
o_really ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I heard a similar story except the girl was hiking the Appalachians and that her camera had pictures of her in her sleeping bag AND her campsite. Twas freaky.
jabies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is creepy pasta waiting to happen.
Hazza182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
red pine camp? I heard the same story 10 years back
the_traveling_ent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:06:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
well, so much for my love of backpacking...alone.
TerminalHadouken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is an AWESOME way to fuck with people.
madeinvoyage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:20:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This made me cry. a bit.
0goober0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:36:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaand, my lights are now on.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to do this with a passed out drunk persons phone next time I get the chance.
BreeBree214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If I ever accidentally stumble across somebody sleeping outside (no tent) and there camera is sitting there, this is what I would do. Creep somebody out for the rest of their life
avsa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:42:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some camper was doing a night trails and had a blast when he found her sleeping.
rm5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How many woman do you know who would go camping by themselves?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:18:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wat
youneversawitcoming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:18:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
GUYS IT WAS TEH BEARS
utterdamnnonsense ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:20:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Funny, I heard the same story. We must have a mutual acquaintance, or a serial wilderness photographer.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:23:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bigfoot
triffid_boy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:48:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a very rational person... But I'm going to remove all photographic equipment from my bedroom so that I don't have this happen to me...
Fealiks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:21:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, I'm gonna do that to someone one day. Sounds like an awesome prank.
superjew1492 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:26:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
4th friend you forgot about. based on relative size i'd say they're a few feet back.
BbaTron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:30:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That...this....soooo freaky!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:54:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
New Goal in life,
Go camping in relatively deserted Camp Grounds
Wait til dark and find unsuspecting sleeping victim
Take picture of victim with victims own camera
???
PROFIT!
[deleted] ยท 263 points ยท Posted at 03:21:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Someones parent decided to play a prank.
Zhang5 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:26:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or just thought it would be adorable, without giving consideration to freaking them out.
OsterGuard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:56:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:58:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My wife came up with a better explanation, one of them set the timer on the camera and crawled back into bed.
ReigninLikeA_MoFo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:34:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna go with this one. Yup.
OsterGuard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:20 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cheeky little shit.
DasKrabben ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:18:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly that statement is false.
Gardenhoser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:20:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for quelling my fears.
ShallowBasketcase ยท 935 points ยท Posted at 03:46:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THEN WHO WAS CAMERA!?
herpderpherpderp ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 04:37:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
at the end of the Sixth Sense you find out the guy in the hair piece was Bruce Willis the whole time
markh110 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:06:52 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just jizzed in my pants.
cisconabisco ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:48:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Context? Second time I've seen it
ShallowBasketcase ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:52:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
here you go
Strawberry_Poptart ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:55:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HELLO, THIS IS CAMERA.
Geminii27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:22:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
New subreddit: /r/slendermanshutterbug
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:54:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THE CAMERA WAS INSIDE THE HOUSE ALL ALONG
Wait, I think I fucked that up
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:49:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
MOM! Everyones getting the meme wrong!
uneekfreek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:28:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus.
isny ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:15:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The flying turtle?
Swiss_Cheese9797 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:38:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was dog.
OrangeRhyming ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:37:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HELLO, THIS IS CAMERA?!
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:29:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dog was camera.
GvsuMRB ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 04:35:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, this is DOG!
johhnymayhem ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bravo.
executex ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 05:16:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
YES, THIS IS CAMERA!
bonestock98 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 05:54:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, this is camera.
MayoFetish ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 05:37:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
DOG
Kofdez ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 07:04:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
YES THIS IS DOG.
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VanillaWax ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:12:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something very similar happened to me about 4 years ago. I used to sleep with my phone under my pillow, so there was no way I could have done this accidentally- I woke up one morning with a perfect shot of my sleeping face in my pictures on my phone. My roommate wasn't home and the door was locked. To this day I get highly uncomfortable thinking about it.
Six96hoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. We talked about it for a long time and still bring it up when we visit each other. We thought maybe her parents but they went out for the weekend on their boat so we knew that it was not them. We just moved and I am not sure where all of our pictures are at the moment but when I find them ill post them on here.
bgman24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:11 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you sleep with your phone under your pillow? Also, I will never sleep again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:54 on July 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ambien?
moosilauke18 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:59:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
relevant
HeroBrown ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:17:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
omg, the first few comments like this didn't bother me until I read and noticed that half face. I pray to my god that this is a fake.
wittyrandomusername ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:29:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This gives me chills. Not because it's scary, but because people are that gullible.
Prathik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. That.
mjmitche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's official I will not be sleeping tonight...
ming3r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:29:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why am I reading this in bed.... Ughhhh
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:15 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope!
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:47:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds remarkably like this story: http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=91;t=000766;p=0
I've also heard several other variations of the story.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:30:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pics or it didn't happen.
CleanSnatch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:39:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THE CAMERA IS COMING FROM IN THE HOUSE. GET OUT!!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want to go to bed now.
Edward_Taserhands ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:16:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have an artist friend who went on a bender one summer and started sneaking into peoples houses early in the morning and taking pictures of them while they slept.
It was generally people that he knew (sharehouses, etc.) but when he got caught and severely reprimanded he stopped (we think). Always used his own camera though.
lolmonger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like someone else had been in her house.
Daytman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:00:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/knDWO.jpg
I've had this picture of me passed out for 2 years now. I found it open on my phone in the morning, and I had been home alone all night.
spacemanspiff30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perverted step dad?
generaltimtim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember reading that story on reddit a while back. Creepy indeed.
brownberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thats crazy
DoesntUnderstandJoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was me, but let's keep it our little secret.
moby_dick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NOPE
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Parent's came home, checked up on you guys, took photo, left?
sublimenirvana0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit, I'm baked and just read that comment...You're right, Jellobug r/nosleep...
SoloArtist91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Scarecrow....scarecrow....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Who's Jessica? Is she hot?
wonderfuckingwoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've snuck into six different friend's houses during sleepovers to do just this. It's good practice for those of us who like to pretend to be ninjas.
soccertes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I then proceeded to lock my door, I wasnt aware I was at /r/creepy
StackedCrooked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get your story. Is Jessica the name of your friend?
carbonbasedlf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well I will be sleeping with a gun and the lights on for the next few nights.
Regulith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pictures almost always scare me more than stories, but this is a spine-chilling exception.
USMCsniper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
im by myself right now. i said "oh no" out loud.
JohnnyHammerstix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
....and thus, Pedobear was born
wheatfields ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:29:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe one of your friends simply sleep walked and took the pictures? I took all sheets/pillows off my bed and but them squarely in the center of the living room- all in my sleep!
Its really not hard to imagine one of your little friends pressed a button while asleep.
Atario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:48:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Trollbrother was making his own fap material.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Snopes has lots to say about this kind of thing.
Mainly that it legitimately happens.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck this I am out of here this is too much
lunchboxg4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This phrase won't make sense to your average, lawn-residing redditor. Sad.
BlueMunky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
JessicaSlumberParty.AVI?
Nesman64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:51 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of this: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/New_Cell_Phone
LindLTaylor73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:35 on January 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
More than anything I'm thinking - Who did do it? Everyone was out - ok. But someone got in the house....Be scared.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:27:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you just got punk'd
no really
driftw00d ยท 214 points ยท Posted at 02:14:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Neat picture. Do all of your buddies claim there was no 5th person around that day?
thfrbiddn1 ยท 373 points ยท Posted at 02:15:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All 4 of them say there wasn't.
Jtd252 ยท 1156 points ยท Posted at 03:39:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the 5th one tends to disagree
[deleted] ยท 617 points ยท Posted at 03:51:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whatever man Fred was a fucking asshole.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 05:16:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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sqd ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:26:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reading this thread made me think JDATE pretty much right off the bat - I think it's time to re-read it, again..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:49 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was Todd in JDATE wasn't it?
rokshocka ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:11:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
John dies at the end reference?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:17:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Read that as "Fred was fucking an asshole"
red_cat_dicks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:55:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's fucking it, I'm turning the lights on. Too fucking much.
notveryanonymous ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:04:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay.
dudeAwEsome101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is why he sleeps at the bottom of the lake. We never talk about that summer camping trip.
Ajinho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstq1260AD1qz7uuy.png
Gryphith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but now that fuckers dead...I mean I don't know a Fred...
GradualHorrorStory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I assume you are referring to this Fred: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-423
Badhugs ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:24:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's ok. They're all dentists now.
captnkurt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:41:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All we remember was that that 5th kid hated, I mean really hated Trident gum.
elchismoso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he turned out to be that dentist.
cgaff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is right before they threw smitty out of the crew and out of the car
Fealiks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:22:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was Hugo Simpson.
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 03:49:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Then who took the photo?!
Tonkarz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tripod and time delay?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Possible. But being a photographer myself, setting up a tripod is a pain in the butt for just taking a goofy photo. Maybe they placed the camera on a ledge? Guess we'll never know
Tonkarz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe the tripod was set up for something else, and the people just happened to come by?
What was it set up for? The ghost hand wanted to do a self portrait, of course.
Vexing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THEN WHO WAS PHONE
nbenzi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:54:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THEN WHO IS PHONE??
Erpp8 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 03:44:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But really, in all likeliness, a fifth person is the most probable thing. How do you know they're not trolling you.
jaryl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:51:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What did the fifth guy say?
twooster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:10:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Then who took the picture?!
funkyb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:08:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If anyone read John Dies at the End, the fifth guy is Todd Brinkmeyer.
And if anyone hasn't read John Dies at the End go read it because it is magnificent and hilarious.
captnkurt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:51:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
funkyb, I haven't read this, so I can't tell if you're spoiler trolling or not by revealing who this fifth guy is.
"If anyone has seen The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis is dead the whole time.
And if anyone hasn't seen The Sixth Sense go see it because there's an unexpected twist at the end."
funkyb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:26:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, no, it's actually not a spoiler at all. But to explain why it's not a spoiler would spoil the book.
captnkurt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:54:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I put a copy on hold at my local library.
funkyb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
:D
PurpleSfinx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:56:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Then who took the picture...
phism ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:41:50 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
little brothers tend to go ignored. entirely.
meliaesc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Young sibling or child? Or midget?
Scherzkeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is one of them Vishnu?
some1american ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The kid on the left has Devil eyes. I wouldn't trust him.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:11:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It appears to be an optical illusion. It seems like there is something off in the distance in the background that appears to be a hand in the picture
AddisonH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:32:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That would make sense but it's undeniably a hand
Colossus245 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The way the hand is tilted it looks like a younger kid or someone ducking
MagicalTrevor09 ยท 285 points ยท Posted at 03:35:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Look at how the Slipknot shirt kid is staring at his hand, and notice that the only fingers that you can't see are two fingers and a thumb. The hand behind the group only has two fingers and a thumb. COINCIDENCE? Probably.
sparkleypoopz ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:57:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://memecrunch.com/image/4edd0a501861331d64000000.jpg
moonblade89 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:49:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hes thinking with portals
lLoveLamp ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I call bullshit too
Nevertoofaraway ยท 315 points ยท Posted at 02:43:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
kid on the far left has a reaaaallly long arm?
thfrbiddn1 ยท 243 points ยท Posted at 03:13:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
if you look in between the two on the left you can see a sliver of the kids arm.
TenBeers ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 03:20:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it miiight be the kid in the grey's arm. Still, whoa dude.
ThirdTerrene ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:01:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, right hand is on the kid in white's shoulder, left arm is accounted for.
kaiizzle ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:02:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The grey kid's hand is on the far left's right shoulder, though.
Whoa, dude.
RandomPrecision1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:03:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If that were the kid-in-grey's arm, then the hand on the kid-in-white's shoulder causes problems.
Honestly, that hand seems like kind of a weird angle to me too, but it's got nothing on the thumbs up.
barcelonatimes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:10:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No indication that's an arm. Could been a ratty-ass T-shirt and the kids torso. Not to say that's not an arm, just that it's rather ambiguous. I would believe we're looking at that kids thumbs-up and torso, before some apparition hand.
rasori ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:38:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If we assume for a moment that it's the kid in white's arm providing the thumbs-up, his shoulder is going at some combination of a downward + backward angle in order to get around the kid in grey. Assuming it's only a downward angle because the backward angle would effectively halve the length of his arm (try it), you can project his elbow to be just about in line with the kid in grey's stomach. After you connect the arm back up, you're talking a guy with an arm almost as long as him.
The thumbs-up is coming from an unaccounted person. Maybe a random passerby, maybe a friend they've all forgotten was ever there, maybe a little brother, but it's certainly not from any of the photo's subjects.
barcelonatimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ahhh, very good!
greenlalablue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:10:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Then whose hand is on the white shirted kids shoulder?
GrandviewOhio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:20:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's the boy in the white shirt on the lefts arm
NoTraceNotOneCarton ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 04:09:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's definitely the kid in the gray's arm. Look at the kid in the black. His left shirt sleeve is casting a long shadow onto his arm. The arm that looks like its hanging from the gray sleeve is actually the arm of the kid behind him; you can tell by the shorter shadow. Gray shirt boy does not have his left arm in the shirt. This is also evident by the way the shirt sleeve drapes funny.
gamerno4 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:41:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just count the hands. 9 hands, 4 kids.
Socrates17 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:18:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
and 1 cup.
lambo4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:48:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
AND MY AXE!! (Chops all the children's hands off)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:58:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I normally don't laugh at the axe - however today you got me :) have an upvote
lambo4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:04 on March 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why thank you sir, have an upvote yourself.
koshercowboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I know, but he said "reaaaallly long arm".. Meaning that sliver is probably just a fraction of what that arm looks like and what it can do.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yup. there are either 5 left arms or 5 right arms.
BreeBree214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:43:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, but it's just reaaaallly long. He has 2 elbows and they are both hitting the ground.
Case solved.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, now I can sleep in peace tonight.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:41:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's been known to happen
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you can see his arm barely against the dark of the shirt of the kid standing next to him.
ProstheticBabe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But you can see a sliver of his left arm by his side
Zaargg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A young slenderman.
ArticulateSilence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A young Dhalsim.
Aquanaut38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:31:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Third kid on the right has three arms.
nurdle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:05:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am pretty sure that's the explanation. I think the kid in white simply has a stain on his left side (right side for viewer) that looks like an arm. His arm doesn't necessarily have to be that long; some cameras like Kodak digitals have a slight fisheye effect that warps the edges of photos. Plus, in photoshop, the skin color matches his exactly.
ColdFusion87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Looking at his shoulder, though, it wouldn't seem like he could have his arm all the way over there. His shoulder is blocked by the arm of the 'wazzup' guy.
Feezus ยท 1347 points ยท Posted at 03:51:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every picture of you is when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." Where'd you get that camera man?
[deleted] ยท 1113 points ยท Posted at 04:33:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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LiddoLadyRainicorn ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 04:48:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone i know either loves him or hates him....or thinks he is ok :)
phishroom ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:20:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I neither upvoted nor downvoted your post. It was ok.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:30:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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pirate_doug ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:25:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tea ski. What the hell was I going with...
Krs_one300 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 09:02:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever tried sugar? Orr PCP?
imgoodigotthis ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:13:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvoted for Mitch Hedberg. RIP
el_lobo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:11:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Will you still laugh at it when you're older?
themouff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:56:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
mitch hedberg.
DK_Pooter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:42:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was sad when he died
pungkow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:14:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I find that peoples' opinions of me varies based on whether or not I have jokes.
sorepheet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed at this for the first time tomorrow.
6feetUnder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And you will laugh later, you know, When you are older
BmBoWnZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:06 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, I liked it when I was younger.
buzzcutjoe ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 06:40:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I only have but one upvote to give.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 06:42:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was your hundredth upvote for this, you deserve so much more.
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 04:31:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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FUCKINGCRATE ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:43:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yup, it is.
WarPhalange ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:23:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it's like he got it off of a popsicle or ketchup packet, right?
Beer_Is_So_Awesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
With Mitch, it's all in the delivery.
RelevantHedbergQuote ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:15:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
IMPOSTER!
Chaselikethebank ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:04:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thumbs up for Mitch.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:44:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lol Mitch hedberg you hilarious strung out junkie. Rip
canadianquestion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:37:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
-Mitch Hedberg FTFY
http://quotations.about.com/od/mitchhedberg/a/mitch1.htm
RoboIcarus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like this?
gkow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What comedian is that from?
thomaspinklondon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that's genius, future pictures lol
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shit. I just posted that , you beat me.
sagenhaft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:55:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
True, but there's still a difference between "Here's a picture of my friends yesterday" and "Here's a picture of my friends when they were younger".
triffid_boy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:48:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Photoshop?
Beer_Is_So_Awesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aww, Mitch.
RoachOnATree0116 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Got to miss the Mitch
wiseIdiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:21 on February 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Benjamin Button: ಠ_ಠ
Powerfrog ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:37:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Heres a picture of me." HURRR YOUR A 12 YER OLD LOLOLOL U SUK
Your reasoning makes sense in theory, but in practical terms, saying it was younger you is justifiable. A date of the picture would be best.
[deleted] ยท 711 points ยท Posted at 03:10:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry to burst everyone's bubble but the simple explanation is usually the correct one. There's one more person behind them.
TJFadness ยท 383 points ยท Posted at 03:24:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No bubble bursting here. We are looking for an equally logical explanation that doesn't involve an extra person, because according to thfrbiddn1, this extra person is unaccounted for.
HobKing ยท 932 points ยท Posted at 03:53:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Then I guess that would be the first time somebody's lied on Reddit." - Mark Zuckerberg
[deleted] ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 04:24:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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OilyBobbyFlay ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 05:25:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
bullshit, they didn't have couch men back then
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:54:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck your couch nigga" - Murphy
that-nigger-guy ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:05:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I find your choice of words quite offensive. ಠ_ಠ
only_says_fuck_yeah ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:58:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fuck yeah
jaytrade21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:07:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"I Drank What?" - Socrates
ianmgull ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:40:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
-Michael Scott
SilverJuice ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:39:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Mark Zuckerberg totally stole all my lines"-Aaron Sorkin
"If Aaron Sorkin invented those lines. Then he would have invented those lines"-Jesse Eisenberg
ChemicalRascal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:59:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"You shall not do lines!" - Sir Ian
DickMcCockpunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:02 on April 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/ZZcHk
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Citation?
Zaargg ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 04:02:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Another equally logical explanation is that thfrbiddn1 is lying/embellishing about his friends claiming no fifth person was there.
Yet another would be that a younger child saw a picture being taken and playfully gave a thumbs up behind them without their knowledge.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:22:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
TJFadness ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:24:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Poetic but untrue. You could have also simply not yet discovered the answer yet.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:33:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well technically you just haven't eliminated all of the impossibles yet.
TJFadness ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:35:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you look at it as "everything but the answer is impossible", then sure, but I don't agree. Things can be possible, but not actually the case.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, pretty much you would have to be an all-seeing entity to be able to mark everything but the answer as impossible.
TJFadness ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:40:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you not agree with your own post?
But I guess that if something were absolutely perfect and understood everything that happened exactly as it happened, then every other thing that we would consider a possibility isn't one. It's impossible because it didn't happen. That's a unique view. How does it apply to free will?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:45:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
First question: No, I don't fully stand by that quote. For some reason your comment reminded me of it.
Second question: Entertaining this thought, by all-seeing entity I don't mean you can see the future. That would definitely affect free will. I guess what I was saying was, in order to fully consider everything but the truth as impossible, you would have to have a 100% knowledge of all events relating to it, otherwise there are always random possibilities that could also be the truth.
TJFadness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You don't have to see the future, but as actions happen every other imaginative action is a literal impossibility in this view, so that means that all actions will play out exactly the same way no matter how many times the circumstances are repeated. That's what it means to be impossible.
Why did you post the quote if you didn't agree with it, or even more importantly, fully understand it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just posted a famous quote in a mildly relevant conversation. I didn't think I had to fully be able to defend it. The real question is, why are you driving at this so hard?
TJFadness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not... I'm in a tired daze, anything I say might seem more or less punctual than I intend, sorry.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's fine. I should probably get to sleep myself.
Fealiks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:25:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If a simpler explanation can't be found, you still have to assume the simplest. The explanation that makes the fewest new assumptions is usually correct.
sheldonpooper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:02:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Everyone lies" - House
HyeR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
according to
pretzelzetzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Photoshop.
CaffeinatedGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So it's the best photobombing if you don't show up in the picture, but leave an extra limb.
ButchTheKitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could be a fuck up in the camera that happened if two photos were taken in rapid succession in such similar poses. The first one gets taken with the thumbs up and partially exposed onto two separate photos, then the second pose is taken and goes over the partial exposure of the first.
That or a bored photo developer person was trying to fuck with you, and it worked.
spacemanspiff30 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:11:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's an unsubstantiated rumor and hearsay
GameWarrior2216 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:11:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But there is evidence to suggest a 5th person. Look at the right most hand over the shoulder. Notice the arm? Orange sleeve. Now look at the kid in the back. Shirtless. There is a 5th person in that photo and thfrbiddn1 didn't say there were only 4 of them there, just that him and his friends don't remember who it was(thumbs up was shirtless kid by the way). The real culprit in my opinion is faulty memory.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:18:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That isn't an orange sleeve, it's a wristband.
NotSayingJustSaying ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:32:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
so you're saying the without real cheese you can't have the flavor of real cheese?
Jackker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:32:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:50:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh come on. It might be awkward but it's totally possible. Honestly, what's more probable, there's another person behind them that maybe the OP didn't remember. Or there's some alien/ghost floating hand giving the thumbs up?
thfrbiddn1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:09:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not anywhere in the pic, its 4 of my friends. They all say there wasn't a 5th person there.
OJtheBane ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Occams Razor
perseus13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:46 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The simplest explanation is that it's the trunk of the tree in the background.
rorykane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
but but the mystery !!!
pingwing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or, someone has an extra hand.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The hand looks smaller so it's probably a short kid, like a little brother that wandered into the pic
IAmEday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Occam's Razor. Look it up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yes, I know of that.
Styrak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hitchen's Razor.
Clairvoyant_Legacy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:20:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Stop having fun, guys.
ಠ_ಠ
noPENGSinALASKA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So brave!
MrEname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Has nobody noticed that the hand on the far left and far right both belong to the 5th person?
LurkerTroll ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 03:30:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
To the top with you!
[deleted] ยท 342 points ยท Posted at 02:49:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
It isn't shopped. O_o
http://errorlevelanalysis.com/permalink/59fd130/
EDIT: Looks like this site is down now. Here's a copy of the error level analysis image. http://i.imgur.com/HT7WF.jpg
[deleted] ยท 166 points ยท Posted at 03:01:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could you explain how to interpret the result? That's an awesome site!
WalletPhoneKeys ยท 471 points ยท Posted at 03:16:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Half the people who use it don't know how to interpret the results.
emddudley ยท 303 points ยท Posted at 03:37:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably approaching 95%.
douglasr007 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 04:27:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yay, enough to make a confidence interval!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:58:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
actually 32.33333%. repeating of course
Austinlegend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Enhance.
16807 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:16:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They know from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few error level analyses in their time.
phishroom ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:21:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
68% of statistics are made up on the spot.
ehsteve23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nor do the other half
Darke ยท 118 points ยท Posted at 03:19:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If an image was spliced on with photoshop (for instance, that extra hand), the spliced area would stand out because the spliced image was saved more times and therefore would have more errors.
Daeizer ยท 189 points ยท Posted at 03:38:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that test can sometimes prove the image was altered but it can never definitely prove it wasn't.
BraveSirRobin ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 04:17:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It only really works if the pictures were grabbed from the internet and each has has been saved a different amount of times, possibly at different compression levels. If the shopper has the original images then it doesn't do anything useful at all.
myrpou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:46:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes so if you for example took two pictures of these kids you could have taken that hand from a second image and placed it in the first and it wouldnt show up on the result.
GAMEchief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Storing the image to your hard drive from the Internet doesn't re-compress it. Only opening it up in a photo-manipulation program and then resaving it does.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:34:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think that was implied, since it's pretty common for images on the Internet to be continually scaled or cropped or overlaid with text or what have you.
bmeckel ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:17:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it's reallllly unreliable for finding photoshops.
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 04:39:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Google maps works pretty well for that.
bmeckel ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:42:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well played sir, well played.
glassFractals ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:08:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed. Lossless photomanipulation would be undetectable by this method (since it uses error analysis).
If you have a RAW or lossless image, and then you manipulate it in a way that does not include any clips of lossy images, then you save it as a JPEG as normal, that end JPEG will show no signs of the manipulation through error level analysis.
corkster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:59 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. Shop an image. Print it. Rescan it.
overgrownpixie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your statement reminds me of that one scene in Shrek 3
Amp3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to say that. If I was going to shop something and try to pass it off as real I would just run it through one of these analysis things a few times until I got it looking right
Stickyresin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't that assume that when it was saved it was compressed with a lossy algorithm? A lossless compression scheme wouldn't affect the image like that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wouldn't just I dunno taking a screenshot of the modified image and then pasting that into MS Paint and cropping it to size etc get rid of any evidence?
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No. The artifacts this detects would remain.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or you splice in a hand with a similar level of compression already, and the newly compressed final result has about the same artifacting throughout. This tool is actually pretty useless if you want to make any strong statements. It's fun to play internet detective with though.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not if you were always working in raw format or switch off lossy compression.
Aegi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Couldn't you just take a screenshot of the then photoshoped picture and save it in a different format? Or would it somehow be able to pick that up too?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Who, besides a moron, would save photo edits in photoshop using compression? Specially someone with the skill to pull off some good shops?
1nfinitum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:46:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This site can only detect anomalies in photos that have been compressed, modified, and then compressed again. Even then it takes a trained eye to spot the differences. This does not apply to photos which have been modified before being compressed for the web, in this case there is no way to tell if the photo has been modified apart from visual anomalies.
Fealiks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:28:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like it'd only work well for lossy image formats like JPEG.
Timmmmbob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The area MIGHT stand out. Jesus Christ.
MagicSPA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:29 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And if both image sources were, say, 24-bit bitmaps? What then?
Darke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:52 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Then error level analysis is worthless.
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:22:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Anything heavily modified will look like the "snow" you get when you turn the TV to a channel that doesn't exist.
Here's an example of how it works.
http://www.hackerfactor.com/blog/index.php?/archives/322-Body-By-Victoria.html
thfrbiddn1 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 04:07:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can we just stop and admire how creepy this image on that page is?
Wulfay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:41:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Creepy and trippy...
"Come with me into another dimension... You will enjoy it there..."
fiercedeity1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:27:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
God that woman's smile is creepy in some of those images.
almosttrolling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:20 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's just because the parts have a more complex texture than the background, so they were compressed less. You can't conclude anything else from that.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:05:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It can tell by the pixels.
CodexAcc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:56:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Basically, each time an image is saved or resaved it loses quality slighty - this result takes the original image, resaves it and compares the quality of each - obviously if the photograph has been manipulated large sections will have lowered in quality as they have been saved more times.
Daniel_Laixer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Read below the image...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:36:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's an explanation in the link. Sounds like it would only work if images are saved in compressed formats though. So it's not super accurate..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'll write a quick GUI in Visual Basic to interpret the result.
makubex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just look at the pixels; you can tell by them.
netcrusher88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's a compression artifact heat map, basically. There's an algorithm that looks for parts that look like errors introduced by compression (or editing) and changes the color of regions according to their error level. I think.
Image editing tools and pasted-in sections tend to create bright spots (or dark spots) in the error level analysis.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:42:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It has to do with layering, if this photo were put into photoshop for example, then you would see a large difference where the hand is.
The entire photo has consistent "noise", so it has not been altered.
I photoshopped something the other day, and ran the results so you can see a comparison.
Squarish ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:59:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something about the natural "noise" in a picture can be visualized. A photoshopped picture would not have this natural "noise" in the areas that were modified (Similar to the white area on the far left boy's shirt). If large areas like that are seen where it isn't logical, that is some evidence of it being 'shopped.
boothin ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 06:10:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not a good tool for this sort of thing. http://errorlevelanalysis.com/permalink/2d6fc16/ I clearly photoshopped another hand in that I took from another photo, but it is indistinguishable from the rest of the analysis.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 07:42:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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DownvoteALot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:09:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! That made my day. I'll use that whenever someone comes up with errorlevelanalysis.
FreeDirt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:38:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It looks like a birdhouse or something in the background that the sunlight is catching just right. Not exactly a thumbs up, but I can't fucking explain it because I've been drinking.
glittalogik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:25:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely not - you can make out individual fingers, and if it was further back it'd be in shadow from the trees
Fealiks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:49:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can see that. When you look properly at the thumb it doesn't look like a thumb at all... which makes it creepier.
digital_toast ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:13:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know. I ran this exact same test with a shopped picture of myself.
aetherflux1231237 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was interested in your comment, never having heard about this kind of analysis before, so I began playing. The final result was a horribly edited image, with some edits be GLARINGLY obvious, while others not. One of them, even I cant tell happened without switching between the original and the modified.
new old
It really is hard to tell if something has been modified, if the modifier was good. I did this is paint, with only a cursory understanding of what the hell I'm doing, and there's still one really hard-to-spot difference in a crook of one elbow... Switching between the original and it, it is fairly obvious, but the ELA and a quick look wont reveal it, so this could still be shopped easily.
thegurujim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:12:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The "errorlevelanalysis.com" site means absolutely shit.
for example: http://errorlevelanalysis.com/permalink/6a2d16f/ I took that pic off of Worth1000 http://www.worth1000.com/contests/28110/double-headers-6
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On the top right corner, I see the ghost of the Predator.
fortheepicwin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
AHA! The word "Slipknot" was shooped! We can all see! Case closed, people.
Mattattacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Looking at that image, I'm even more scared.
spiffelight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://errorlevelanalysis.com/permalink/3add69c/
This looks pretty legit 8]
cisconabisco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Teh fuck is this witch craft
Allakhellboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THIS SITE FINDS GHOSTS IN PICTURES?! TO MY LABORATORY!
Powerfrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TIL When shopping a picture make sure whatever i edit in is red. Then it will be uncertain if it's showing up because shopped or simply because it's red.
jetzt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What freaks me out is the longer I stare at both images the more I get stressed out waiting for something to scream at me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That doesn't mean a fifth kid isn't just in the back, hidden. They may have thought it would be really funny in the future to have a phantom thumb.
YEAH_TOAST ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How do we know the copy isn't shopped?!
EmSixTeen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It gets on my tits when I see people linking to error level analysis as evidence for this or that. That site is a pile of bullshite.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shit guys, I think Yuri was real
http://errorlevelanalysis.com/permalink/8ddca44/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:47 on June 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If I recall correctly, error level analysis is only useful when someone has downloaded a picture off the internet and photoshopped it. I don't think anything shows up if the picture has been photoshopped before being uploaded to the internet.
so_this_is_me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Please never link to this site again as proof of something not being photoshopped. It's a bad tool to use and proves nothing. You can easily photoshop something and get around the effects this tool highlights.
Common sense has a higher hit rate than this thing.
Edit: I'd made some examples before to show someone so might as well leave them here:
Original image
2 second cut and paste - Obvious to viewer, not highlighted on analysis overtly.
Switch to grey-scale and badly copy in caterpillar - Removing colour completely ruins this tool
MrSparkle666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How many times does it have to be proved that that error level analysis does not work like that before you people stop upvoting this stupid shit?
Nuclearwar, you're a fucking idiot.
Magikarcher ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:58:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the first thing I did when I saw this picture. Weird shit... ಠ_ಠ
Wonderjea ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:09:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, but exactly is that link a picture of? I clicked it and saw this black and purple-y thing that scared me so much I had to close the window. :/
lostman92 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:40:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please provide further explanation, thanks
tashtrac ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:53:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, this site is a lot of bollocks: http://errorlevelanalysis.com/permalink/0796b36/
JestersCourt ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 03:45:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Huh, it actually works fairly well.
It's much easier to understand what's going on when you see what an altered image looks like, so I tested it against the image claimed to be photoshopped here.
And this is the result.
MrSparkle666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:34:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Here we go again. Every time someone posts an error level analysis link it's like a parade of idiots.
Burtttta ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:00:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey can I go out on a limb and ask if your from Canada? That kid on the far right looks Identical to my little brother a few years back with his shitty bull cut my mom my would give us, and that's my shitty slipnot t-shit. Just a weird coincidence if not...
EDIT- lol just asked my little bro, this is him... Small world.
veggie_sorry ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:31:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About six years ago my deaf grandmother was the victim of an armed robbery and attempted carjacking. She was returning home alone and a young man came out of the bushes near her driveway with a gun. He was waving the gun around and shot one of her car windows out.
She was so afraid she wet herself and fell to the ground. The dude dropped her purse and bolted. A few neighbors came outside and helped her call my folks and the police. My parents were both there when the police were taking her statement, and as a part of their investigation, one of the officers produced a Polaroid camera to take a photo of the car. As he was developing the photo in the garage he turned white as a sheet and called his partner over. Behind the car, clear as day was the image of a young man who was not standing there when the photo was taken.
My grandmother could not confirm it 100% because it was dark and she didn't have her glasses on but her statement said it looked nearly identical to the person who tried to rob her. The officer said he'd never seen anything like it and had no explanation.
ThePhantomThumb ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:32:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Um, yeah. About that...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It wouldn't be that interesting if there was a person unaccounted for. To add fuel to the fire, I'll say that the "thumbs up" hand casts no shadow..., or well, at least its hard for me to see where the shadow of that hand casts.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably some dumbass kid trying to do the finger or 'bunny ears' over someone's head with poor timing.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:53:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aliens.Pixels.wolfx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:17:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You see, I've done this in photos before. Stood behind everyone and put my hand out. You get results like these.
samreich ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:21:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same. For years, we took an extended family photo every Thanksgiving. One photo has someone in a gorilla mask in it. To this day, we don't know who it is.
thfrbiddn1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:27:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whoever it is, he/she is my hero.
salgat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Considering you can see the arms/hands of each person and there is an extra one in there, it has to be an extra person. You guys probably forgot about it and the fact that someone brought it up biased everyone else to thinking there wasn't a 5th person.
fartcat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:57:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
something strange happened to me once, i did not move when this photo was taken.
basically i found out that i am a ghost
http://imgur.com/yEYLZ
PassthatVersayzee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:23:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My friend got a roll of film developed, and there is one picture of a kid that none of us has ever seen before. We run in a small group for the most part, and none of us ever party to the point of forgetting the night. This picture wasn't from another camera because the kid is in my friends car. The kid is way younger than us too. DOES ANYONE KNOW THIS KID?
DavidKnutsson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:18:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a picture of me and some friends taken in Chile at night. It's at the beach and only the night stars is in the backround. We thought. Until we years later saw some teeth behind us. Some black guy is grinning in my ear, and all you can see are his teeth. Never saw him. We were alone at the beach. It's either creepy or sneaky.
seven_gears ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:01:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably just one more guy hiding behind you.
framy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:23:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It is definitely the kid in white, he has freakishly long arms! Proof: http://imgur.com/fASNq
I unfolded his right arm and put it on the place were his left arm would be.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:05:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd guess photoshop.
thfrbiddn1 ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 02:16:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
None of them had the mental capacity at the time to Photoshop, nor do they now.
ihatemonday ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:24:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How about camera exposure...
flume ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What would that have to do with it?
blanquehador ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:16:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I guess that the shutter wa open while everone remained still except the boy with his tongue out: in the last second he realized his hand was behind the other guys head and moved it.... Im not very sure if analog cameras doo this too, but digital ones take a few pictures really fast and combine them to make the picture mor nitid.
SarahPalinisaMuslim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:39:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
exactly what I hypothesized. Additional hypotheses: someone ducking down or tripping behind them; optical illusion of some weird tree in the background; aliens.
The hand looks like the same tone and general characteristickiness of the shirtless kid, though. The bracelet would solve everything.
blanquehador ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:02:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for aliens and making me laugh.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
probably just a developing issue. where the thumbs up is from another picture. i have one where there is a very small ear on someones finger or something
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You have to post this, it sounds awesome.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:10:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i would but i'm at school 2 hours from home, and the picture is at my friends house.. so it would be like a month before i can even get it
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A month is nothing compared to geological time spans. I can wait.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:43:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I shall put forth a valiant effort to retrieve this photograph!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:20 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
:D
benofnebb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably the elusive 5th friend...
Fidena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember seeing a youtube slide show of a bunch of pictures from japan just like this. Creepy as fuck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit.
firepelt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Someone was standing behind you.
WaylonWillie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know the answer, but your friend, second from the right, appears to be a young Ozzy! This may have something to do with it....
HobKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The only arm we can't see is the kid in the Yankees hat's right one. That would explain the look on his face...
retshalgo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just shat a brick.
Awztun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was probably the same faggot that's flipping me off.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's weird man. I think the obvious response from most would be photoshop. This is just because of how the internet is today. If not intentionally faked though, then what the fuck?!
OutstandingWarrant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
look at the half hearted middle finger.
ramagedamage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Simple, dude on the left has a long ass arm.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's the head of a toy flamingo poking out of the back of Slipnot kid's shirt.
DarrenEdwards ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What has three thumbs and likes to troll pictures?
This guy!
RandomMandarin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Occam's Razor, bro.
There's a fifth man.
thesplendor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's probably that kid that just tagged along that nobody remembers. I should know, I was that kid once.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Kid flipping the bird looks like he knows he's gonna get in trouble for it.
mmmcheezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NOPE.
BigTimeOwen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is an extra hand on the left on the kid's shoulder. Clearly another person back there.
edit: Nevermind, guess it could be the second kid. Thought that was his arm hanging down but that's probably the first kid's. Weird.
thfrbiddn1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The second guys left hand is hanging down and his right hand is around kid #1's shoulder.
Fibreoptix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a hand. It's a wooden.....something.
daversa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think it might be the tree trunk.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We had a picture like this from high school, also with a random hand (I'm guessing it was taken in 2003). We'd always wondered who it was and when I put it up on facebook a few years ago and my best friend finally admits it was her - http://i.imgur.com/HIURK.jpg
RiverTam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I want to punch all of these kids in the face.
Ladnor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"pretty mediocre photographic fakery. They added an extra hand!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My husband asked me to post for him that it's the tree truck for the tree behind you. I can't see it but he's very insistent. He describes the detail and all that. He said the trunk is reflecting light in an unexpected way so one doesn't see it as such. Maybe someone can help me see it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you posted this before? because I'm pretty sure I have seen it before.
thfrbiddn1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, i haven't. Its off of my friends facebook, maybe youre friends with him?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Does he live near Chicago? I doubt it. I don't really look at dudes facebook pictures unless they pop up on my feed.
thfrbiddn1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nah.
Broken_S_Key ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wat
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The guy with his tongue out is a time traveler.
Pogobat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's a kid ducking behind you guys who decided to photobomb your picture with a thumbs up.
silverflowers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Must be one kneeling behind the 4 kids. The kneeling boy would have his right hand on the shoulder of the boy wearing the white shirt, and his left hand thumbing up behind the head of the boy wearing the black shirt
newskul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
kid on the left as a freakishly long left arm, and small left hand.
RedditRage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Guess... The kid in the back was moving his hand around the kid on the right, the camera shutter double exposed. Since everyone was holding still, other than the kid in the back moving his hand, it caught his hand in both locations.
BlackLiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Kid in the blue baseball cap has a bloody long arm :P
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This picture would be epic if someone photoshopped slender man in it.
AlbertAugust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is it at all possible that the shutter speed was slow and the shirtless kid somehow managed to move his left arm from the thumbs up position to over the far right kid's shoulder (or vice versa) quickly enough and at exactly the right angle to eliminate blur and make it seem like there was a 9th arm?
A long shot, but that's the only rational explanation I can think of.
DHandle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No shit. Every picture of your friends is when they were younger! Got a camera that spends you when you're older? Fuck you gimme that.
RIP Mitch Hedberg
paradigm_control ยท 213 points ยท Posted at 03:11:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mine's not too out there, but it made an already great day even funnier.
I was biking around a neighboring town, Elora, with some friends and we were going to go to the local gorge for a swim. We picked up a case of 12 cream soda's and tried to bike with them on one of our handle bars. Of course, this was a terrible idea and as we got to the crosswalk, it falls over and breaks open and the cans go everywhere. We manage to, coincidentally, save nine and there were three of us, so three each, notbad.jpg... anyways, as we're biking I, being paranoid about dropping things again as I am, count the ones I'm holding. Only two? I ask my friends to count theirs, they each have three. I am a little miffed, but one less cream soda for me wasn't a big deal. So I check my pockets, everything, and no cream soda. I figure it must have fallen out.
Now, as we parked our bikes in the nearby forest trail, I hope off my bike, and as I do I kick a cream soda can that was sitting near my foot. I didn't hear one fall and it wasn't rolling down the slope of the trail, it was just sitting there. I ask if either of my friends had dropped one of theirs, because I had both of mine still. They said nope.
The mysterious cream soda can that had vanished returned to me at my feet when we stopped biking. I thought about this for a second, and wondered if I had put one in my water bottle holder underneath my bike. Seems logical, except that there was already a water bottle in its place.
We decided it was a "worm hole" but a glitch in the matrix is just as likely.
TL;DR: magic missing cream soda can mysteriously returns to me via thin air
r0b0torg ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:38:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it was in your lap.
TexasKevin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:42:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it fell onto part of the bike like the wide cylinder thing the pedals go through and when you stopped if just slid off neatly onto the ground. Either that or wormhole.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:19:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:41 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder how many cars are at the bottom of the gorge.
Poopascoopa6 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:29:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it was in you pants leg
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:19:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Elora with the gorge?
paradigm_control ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, near Fergus and Guelph
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, I know the area well. Ancaster boy over here, been sightseeing in Elora a few times and always stop in town on my way to Sauble.
paradigm_control ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No way! I go to Sauble annually! It's a family trip every summer, SO much fun. Do you like it there?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:18:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Love it! Who wouldn't? Go there every year in June with a bunch of friends to Whitesands campground.
paradigm_control ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
haha awesome, I usually go in July or August and we rent a cabin near the beach on the far end, furthest from the town
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On the strip, near where the trampolines are (were?) or on the north side?
paradigm_control ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe? Near that little convenience/grocery store and the river
gibbdaddy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:23:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is awesome seeing this conversation. You piqued my interest talking about Elora gorge (30 minutes from where I live). But then seeing you visit Sauble where I grew up until college is so cool.
Sounds like you rented a cabin closer to the Falls side.
paradigm_control ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yeah I did! They were two little cabins, side by side, white and blue called "Seagull" and "Sandpiper" they're really nice and cozy.
Elora is a great little town, great for just killing a summer's day, haha!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:00 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Meet up in the summer?
paradigm_control ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:10 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sure! I guess we'll plan this later in the year?
shesthevoice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:02:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I go camping at that gorge. Tubing is fun as hell.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably it's more like in later versions of The Sims where they get plates stuck to their hands; rounding errors on the bounding box for your bike vs the ground kept that can in-position once it fell, and then the physics engine got confused about whether it was part of the bike or the scenery.
paradigm_control ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
makes sense to me
jontss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I camp at the gorge there about twice a year on average. No crazy stories or I'll never be able to sleep there again, lol. It's hard enough with the racoons having a battle royale right outside the tent every night.
Went zip lining there one year. It was awesome.
babooshkaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I have never shared a 12 pack of cream soda on a hot summer day.
paradigm_control ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's a lot of fun, let me tell you lol
babooshkaa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:12:02 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For me, beer is more thrilling. And I would cry if there were only twelve and we already lost two and another was missing. So....I could see how this would weird you out. But I had a Matrix moment last night, I was enjoying a vodka and sugar free Red Bull at the pub and I looked into my glass and the ice cubes were making a perfect circle around the glass. I got confirmation from other humans that would talk to me that it looked really weird, then I just started pointing inside the glass saying, "THERES A GLITCH, THERES A GLITCH!!!" I was the ONLY person who thought it was funny.
paradigm_control ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:46 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well I was only 16 or 17 at the time, and it was the middle of the day (for some reason I wasn't fond of alcohol back then, now I really enjoy a nice Guinness). Hahaha, that's awesome, "other humans".
babooshkaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:18:41 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All we do when we go to the river is drink and play with dogs. And sometimes love finds you in the river. I love the river.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like the Chef Boy R Dee commercial!
markh110 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:02 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
God, I needed to read something as innocent as this after all the crazy other shit in this thread!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:12:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Lots42 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:08:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
See if you can summon a beer. Apparently Elora is friendly to liquids.
brennnnz ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 06:55:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a bit late on this, but twice in my life I have encountered experiences with myself as a younger person. Both times I was with people who did not see the person I saw.
Once in middle school, I passed myself walking home. He was a little boy who looked exactly like me -- exactly. He had my same favorite shirt on, and was wearing a blue towel as a cape just as I did. The same hair color (mine is dark brown now, but I was blonde as a child). He was running full force, and when he saw me he stopped, just as I did. We didn't say anything, it just happened. My friend was walking behind me, about 100ft, and didn't see any of this.
Later in university I was in a dining hall and saw myself as a high school student -- myself, only about 5 years younger. Same jeans, exact same plaid shirt that I wore until it had holes. Same hairstyle, everything. Even the same color bag, worn on the same shoulder. He looked completely lost. Our eyes met, only for a second, then he walked out of the dining hall. I yelled to him, and my friend sitting with me thought I was crazy for yelling at someone who wasn't there.
RebelWithoutASauce ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:02:39 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TL;DR Narrowly escaped being replaced by a doppleganger on two occasions.
tldupuis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:26 on May 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you smoke weed? This happened to me in high school once at lunch time after I had just finished smoking. It was weird, but at least I was able to use being high as an explanation.
brennnnz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:42:34 on May 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not at all! I have nothing to explain mine
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HunterTV ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 06:17:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's some serious Brady Bunch totem shit right there. I'd advise you never to go surfing.
Vaernil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:28:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nanananana
BellaGoBoom ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:53:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your bro went and got his tools the day after your dad died? ಠ_ಠ
EDIT: Didn't think of sentimental value
Silverton13 ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 03:57:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're dad is still looking out for you.
nedtugent ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:44:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That goat bone is pretty metal.
ieatbees ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 03:56:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Then who was goat?
[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 05:38:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me
unicornsodapants ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:47:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's fucking awesome...good story.
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[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:21:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Anything shaped like a skull is naturally assumed to be haunted.
mappum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:51:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Theory: When helping in the garage with your brother, you walked by the fishing rod and your keychain got hooked. That's how you lost it.
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Coffeybeanz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:37:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
then who was hike?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:56:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
can we see it?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:07:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's badass.
ThirstyWork ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:09:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Manny?
nigtrunr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Totally! My first thought too. Grim Fandango was awesome!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:52:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As I clicked the link I thought to myself "Wait wait waait why am I clicking this before I read the post what if this it scary"
The_Noisemaker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:54:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, I would keep that somewhere a lot safer than my keychain.
Feanoir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:23:17 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How did you not freak the fuck out??? I would have shat myself.
HalfdanAsbjorn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:44:09 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's some damn fine carving. I'm sorry for your loss.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:59 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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HalfdanAsbjorn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:10:22 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As a wannabe carver myself I appreciate good work so no problem.
joaopf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:12:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can you give us a pic of the keychain? Sounds pretty badass
wittymoniker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:10:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How did you get my car key?
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 05:30:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ironic, isn't it?
NZNewsboy ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 11:40:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Me and a mate sitting in a McDonalds. We always ordered out so as not to get a shitty plastic tray for the food, but we'd eat in anyways. So, we finish eating and my mate jolts his left leg and a tray appears at his feet. We have NO idea where it came from, we looked about and no-one seemed to be missing one/laughing. As far as we both know, his leg CREATED a tray.
[edit - one more I just remembered]
Said g'nite to my flatmate, I remember it being around 11pm. As I stripped off for bed I remember hearing my flatmates music playing. I turn off the light and jump into bed. I get comfortable and roll onto my right hand side and my heart stops as I see some short bipedal creature walking straight through the wall right next to my bed. I freak and roll to my left to see another creature walking through the wall to my left. I leap out of bed and hit the lights and the room is empty. The music from my flatmates room is also gone and I start freaking out. I edge my way down the hallway and knock gently on my flatmates door. He tells me to come in and he's wondering what the fuck I'm up to, he had thought I had gone to bed hours ago and had turned his music off to accommodate that. He's right, hours have past and it's now after 1 in the morning. I slink back to my room with my heart racing. Weird night for sure.
Just realised this would totally get buried, and it's a story very few know of. At least it'll stay that way :p
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:42:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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NZNewsboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:54:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
McDonalds isn't THAT creepy.
Virusnzz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:59:55 on April 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I realise I'm three months behind. I have a slightly more plausible reason. It is highly likely you simply had something called an 'out of body experience', where the mind wakes up but the body remains asleep. They are notably common, and result in a lot of hyper realistic dreams based in one's own bedroom. Based on your description, I would say with absolute certainty that is what you experienced. Most OBEs result in people seeing demons or other freaky-as-fuck shit while being unable to move their body. The guys at /r/LucidDreaming like to cause them intentionally, but usually with less scary results.
NZNewsboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:10 on April 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't paralysed at all, and had literally no time to fall asleep. It happened the second I lay down and I have never fallen asleep literally the moment I have gotten into bed ever before. I'm not saying that this couldn't be what you mention, but the fact that I was moving freely and didn't have any time to fall asleep (it happened literally 3 - 4 seconds after lying down) makes me doubt it was anything sleep related. Not saying it's impossible, just that I doubt it.
Virusnzz ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:31 on April 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps you were already asleep or fell asleep quickly and did not realise, I'm not sure. I'm pretty sure it wasn't real though. Not to discredit what you saw.
NZNewsboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:36 on April 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like I said. I'm open to the idea that that is what happened but sleep paralysis means you can't move and there was plenty of moving happening. I've also had numerous other "experiences" some of which didn't occur in bed.
Virusnzz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:23:07 on April 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not all nightmares that come from that effect result in paralysis. Lucid dreamers are rarely paralysed.
NZNewsboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:27:55 on April 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fair enough. I'll cut and paste something I chucked in another thread.
I remember when I was 5 or 6 standing in my family kitchen in the middle of the night. We lived in the middle of nowhere so we didn't feel the need for pulling curtains. I'm not 100% what I was doing in the kitchen in the middle of the night, but the next thing I remember is there is a powerful blue light pouring in through the kitchen windows. I remember it getting too bright for me and having to close my eyes. Next thing I remember is being outside, hovering about 10 metres off the ground surrounded in this blue light. Again, the light brightened to the point where I had to close my eyes, and after that I remember nothing.
That memory has kinda haunted me ever since and I've gone down both the psychic and hypnosis route to try and get answers from it. The psychic was interesting (especially since I don't really believe that kinda stuff). I told her that I had a memory from when I was a kid, and before I could say any more she simply said "it was real. They have ways of making people forget. It's why you're obsessed with them now". A little freaky, sure, but I don't really take anything a psychic says with any seriousness.
The hypnosis was also interesting. We basically went through that memory and a few more details popped in. What I was wearing, the absolute fear I was going through (I had tears streaming down my face throughout the hypnosis session). I even remembered what it felt like to have the blue light embracing every part of my body, but walls were hit and I couldn't recollect much more.
What makes the whole thing a little more real is that about 10 years after my "blue light" experience the neighbours who lived down the hill from where we lived (we lived on a farm and there weren't too many houses around) moved away. Another ten years later I found out why. My sister is still friends with the family and it turns out that they moved away because the mother of the family was going crazy. Well, she thought she was going crazy because she kept "being abducted".
I'd love to get in contact with her sometime.
NuggetDestroyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:53 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Abducted!
NZNewsboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:31 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Strangely, it's not my only "sounds like abduction" story.
lgp980 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:40 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I believe I can help you out with this a little brotha. Or at least point you in a certain direction. There is a book out there called Communion: A True Story by Whitley Strieber. Although it won't help you sleep at night. Other books that might bring some clarity, but that will seem like I'm mentioning this out of left field, are DMT The Spirit Molecule by Rick Strassman and Inner Paths to Outer Space from Park Street Press. If you haven't researched any of this, put on your seat belt, you're in for a ride. All these different experiences have correlations with each other. If you want to look at it more calmly, start off with the those two books written by doctors(DMT and Inner Paths), if you want to start freaking out, but have something that is in line with what you have just described, start off with Whitley Strieber. I recommend the doctor first route. I highly suggest reading all of them though, having a bigger data set for you to arrive to conclusions is important, don't ride this with blinders. Good luck to you and your understanding my friend, I wish you the best.
NZNewsboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:57 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'll definitely take a look at those two doctor written books. I haven't read Communion but I've seen the movie version of it, and have followed Whitley for quite some time. Truth of the matter is I became rather obsessed with extra-terrestrials from a young age.
I remember when I was 5 or 6 standing in my family kitchen in the middle of the night. We lived in the middle of nowhere so we didn't feel the need for pulling curtains. I'm not 100% what I was doing in the kitchen in the middle of the night, but the next thing I remember is there is a powerful blue light pouring in through the kitchen windows. I remember it getting too bright for me and having to close my eyes. Next thing I remember is being outside, hovering about 10 metres off the ground surrounded in this blue light. Again, the light brightened to the point where I had to close my eyes, and after that I remember nothing.
That memory has kinda haunted me ever since and I've gone down both the psychic and hypnosis route to try and get answers from it. The psychic was interesting (especially since I don't really believe that kinda stuff). I told her that I had a memory from when I was a kid, and before I could say any more she simply said "it was real. They have ways of making people forget. It's why you're obsessed with them now". A little freaky, sure, but I don't really take anything a psychic says with any seriousness.
The hypnosis was also interesting. We basically went through that memory and a few more details popped in. What I was wearing, the absolute fear I was going through (I had tears streaming down my face throughout the hypnosis session). I even remembered what it felt like to have the blue light embracing every part of my body, but walls were hit and I couldn't recollect much more.
What makes the whole thing a little more real is that about 10 years after my "blue light" experience the neighbours who lived down the hill from where we lived (we lived on a farm and there weren't too many houses around) moved away. Another ten years later I found out why. My sister is still friends with the family and it turns out that they moved away because the mother of the family was going crazy. Well, she thought she was going crazy because she kept "being abducted".
I'd love to get in contact with her sometime.
(I have other interesting stories as well, should anyone wanna hear them)
[deleted] ยท 827 points ยท Posted at 00:23:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One of my friends has a family photo on her wall of her family in Florida back in 1998 and about 4 years ago we were all round at her place for a party and one of the girls burst out crying. When she finally calmed down she said that in the background of the photo a family is walking past and its her, her mum, dad and brother and she's more or less looking into the camera!
We all laugh about it now but it's so weird to look at.
daniellemx ยท 666 points ยท Posted at 03:26:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
bursts out crying? that seems like the totally wrong emotion for that situation.
nothis ยท 166 points ยท Posted at 04:05:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For a moment I thought she had seen herself move in the background of a static picture. And when everyone looked, it was gone. It would have freaked me the fuck out, I'd probably cry right now if I'd see that.
Damn, gotta go to sleep now, thanks.
TarAldarion ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:13:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
reminds me of an assassination game in university that I did. In this game you each get a picture of a person taking part, who you would not know previously, from university of 20000 people or whatever amount it was. You then have to find them somehow an pretend kill them in any funny or imaginative way to move onto the next round. In the photo of the guy I got I was in the background staring at the camera, looking at it/him really intensely. I somehow arranged for the picture itself to be delivered to him in college in an envelope, and killed him with mind bullets.
Macks52 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:55:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
happy cake-day!
nothis ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 09:12:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks!
Wow, everyone's so friendly to you on cake day!
Wulfay ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:56:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're not helping T.T
Aceeyee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:38:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happy cake day
Hufftey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:40:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happy Cakeday :)
red_cat_dicks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:14:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good luck sleeping
bboytriple7 ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 04:45:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Her mom, dad, and brother died in 1996.
Zosimas ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:01:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
She died in 94.
BelmontMild ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 06:25:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
andepthman ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 06:05:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How do you know?
Devywhop ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:32:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The picture killed her family, that's why.
dart22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:15:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Booze.
Synth3t1c ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:53:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Because woman.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THEN WHO WAS WOMAN?
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 05:40:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There seems to have been an emotional reaction to your comment.
AGaudyPorcupine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Alcohol makes you do crazy things.
stile04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe her family (or some of them) passed away? I don't get it otherwise.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Her family may have died?
venicerocco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but they had all died in a car crash one year to the day
BScatterplot ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:11:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WOMAN LOGIC
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:51:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He neglected to mention that the brother and father were double teaming her at the time, and it took years to get over those experiences.
koolkid005 ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 06:14:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
She's a girl?
ProfSeverusSnape ยท 141 points ยท Posted at 00:36:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ive heard this before. Have you posted this before?
[deleted] ยท 641 points ยท Posted at 01:27:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's similar to the story where a young girl had her picture taken at Disney World and in the background is her to-be husband and his family just walking by.
paleo_dragon ยท 458 points ยท Posted at 01:32:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also seinfeld
[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 01:41:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, a show I always wish I'd seen.. I'm young, though, so I believe I have an excuse. Perhaps I'll spend some time watching the series.
paleo_dragon ยท 127 points ยท Posted at 01:49:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
O_o there are people that haven't seen Seinfeld?!?!?!
P.s not being sarcastic I'm genuinely surprised
I_QuoteSeinfeld ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 04:09:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And you want to be my latex salesman.
mollymcbutter1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:08:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's a glitch in the matrix...
randumnumber ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:25:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am now officially old.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:47:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What's Seinfeld?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:54:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know.. I get this reaction all the time about movies and shows I've never seen. Am I allowed a free pass because I'm 21? I was only seven when it went off the air!
dieyoung--- ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 01:58:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, I'm 19 and I've seen all of Seinfeld! No free pass for you!
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:00:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
:( you have shamed me into spending the rest of winter break watching it..
dieyoung--- ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 02:02:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good deed for the day completed.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:32:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You have to realize that you're watching it in some cases 20 years after it aired. Some of the episodes seem cliche now, but at the time it was revolutionary. Nobody was making sit-coms where the entire episode all the characters did was wait for a table at a chinese restaurant, or look for their car in a parking garage. It certainly starts slow as a series, but starts to take off around season 4 or 5 (100% my opinion, of course).
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:42:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I love older shows, and I'm definitely enjoying it now that I've started watching it!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you haven't seen it already, check out Curb Your Enthusiasm after watching some/all of Seinfeld. It chronicles the (fictitious) life of Seinfeld's creator, Larry David, and is very similar in style. In fact, I might enjoy Curb a bit more, only because it's fresher and more obscene, due to it being on HBO and not network TV.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:51:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My ex's dad was obsessed with this show, so I've seen a few episodes. I did enjoy it quite a bit. Plus, anything on HBO is a bit better.
BrianDoyleMurray ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote because, no matter what the thread, Curb is always appropriate. Always.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray.
BrianDoyleMurray ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're the reason I started this account, Warden Gentles.
blart_history ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:59 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
IMO, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia has a lot of Seinfeld-esque qualities as well.
one_hot_llama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is odd, but I loved Seinfeld when it was airing (I was early high school when the series ended), but now I can't freakin' stand it. I guess I grew up?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It has aged, that's for sure. Also, I can't stand watching shows with laugh tracks nowadays, so that gets on my nerve when I watch an episode of Seinfeld now.
seaberger ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:15:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 22 and own the entire series on DVD. 180 dollars on amazon.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:08:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
18 here and I've memorized almost every episode. My friend and I watch it and say lines before they happen.
paleo_dragon ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:07:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 20 ಠ_ಠ
but don't worry we can't watch'em all, hell i still haven't seen breaking bad
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:12:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Neither have I! And with a chem minor, you have no idea how much people are like "derpderp chemistry meth you'd like this.."
AgentKittenMittens ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:13:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just finished my bs in chem and as long as breaking bad has been on air, I've been told to watch it. Incidentally, I tried, but couldn't get past the fourth episode. I just don't care for it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:19:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations! That's so awesome. I really tried for a Chem major, but Organic decimated me.. and as far as Breaking Bad goes, it was just all so unrealistic (I mean, as opposed to the totally realistic shows I do watch like Bones and Grey's Anatomy).
AgentKittenMittens ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:45:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just didn't like any of the lead characters.
paleo_dragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:15:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Exact same situation ಠ_ಠ
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:16:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well then. I have nothing to say to this except that's fucking weird.
solarxpower ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Meth is a helluva drug.
CelebrantJoker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:59:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
im 18 and have seen most of it...
CitrusBitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen it a zillion times and I am 22. YOU ARE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH.
gwac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 23 and have seen every episode multiple times, can quote most episode, not to mention it's on at least 2 different channels during the day. Your move.
uglymike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:19 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 32 and have never seen Top Gun. I cop shit all the time when I say I haven't seen it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:03:51 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh. Thank you for admitting that! Do you know how many people replied with "I'm ____ and have seen all of those!".. so when I saw yours I was like "Oh, you're 32 and have seen Seinfeld? Good on you."
..then I read it. I'm an asshole.
HaveaManhattan ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 02:28:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You get a pass because it's overrated. I am a 32 year old New Yorker, I get all the jokes, and can talk TV for hours. Still think it's overrated.
Trilby_Defoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:03:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hear a lot that Seinfeld is overrated in the same way The Beatles are overrated. They changed everything to where they were no longer that original.
100GrandMoffTarkin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:26:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld is unfunny.
Warning tvTropes
HaveaManhattan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:36:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I get this with a lot of Mel Brooks - I've already laughed at twenty copies of his original joke, so the original isn't funny when I see it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No I think you have just got over the jokes. If you watched it first time right now you would laugh.
HaveaManhattan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I still laugh at it. And Festivus is genus. I just think it's overrated. By contrast I do not think something like Arrested Development is/was overrated.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 02:30:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, New Yorker (transplanted) as well.. part of the reason I thought I should see it. Perhaps I'll sample one or two episodes, just in case.
PS. Bonus points if you're Jewish.. isn't that a big theme on the show?
HaveaManhattan ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:44:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
kinda. New York jewish is Jon Stewart/Jerry Seinfeld jewish, except for the hassidic in brooklyn constantly fighting the hipsters over bike lanes. THAT is one of the few neighborhoods that genuinely scares me. You go there, and everyone is dressed alike, they do not smile at anyone, they have a local jewish police, NYPD stays away. You could disappear there. I've felt safer walking through Harlem at 3am, because i knew the people there just thought i was a cop(i'm white, in case you didn't figure that out).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha.. I did figure that out after your Harlem comment. I was set to teach there with the NYC Teaching Fellows before I got offered another position and honestly, I was really scared to move. At 5' tall, blonde, and white, I just didn't feel like I would be accepted.. (no shit, huh?)
HaveaManhattan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Actually Harlem and Washington Heights are now the most affordable places on the island for young white urban professionals to rent. As such, the past few years have seen a big change in an area that has always been mixed. George Carlin came from what was called 'White Harlem'. There is also 'Spanish Harlem'. Washington heights was a big Irish neighborhood in the 60s and 70s. New York is very mixed, you'd fit right in.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was told things like this too, from my recruiter. I was just given a better offer, though, which is why I didn't choose it (along with location, I suppose I'd have to admit).
Also, bonus points for George Carlin. Funniest fucker I've ever heard.
HaveaManhattan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cool, really? I just think it's cool NYC history, but now I feel like a recruiter. I have family going back here pre-civil war, so, I guess I know enough.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, that's intense. I'm originally from outside of Boston, but no one has ever settled long enough to have knowledge like that. Thanks for all the cool info!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yea what it's that about. Our local Jewish community in London have their own ambulance service.
And it's Muslims were told are secular.
HaveaManhattan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's Jewish ambulances here too, whole medical centers.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:52:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell are you saying? That is so ridiculously false and blatantly anti semitic... It almost doesn't deserve to be acknowledged. Have you ever even been to the to the areas you are taking about?
HaveaManhattan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, I have been there many times. 30 years in NYC here. What I am saying is your 'Jewish New Yorker' of popular culture is way cool, and guys like Jon Stewart and Seinfeld hit it on the head. HOWEVER, there is a Hasidim section in Brooklyn that keeps their own police force (http://www.villagevoice.com/2011-09-07/news/gotham-s-crusaders-shomrim-jewish-neighborhood-patrol/), and does not like outsiders, especially if they ride bikes (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/08/hipsters-hasidic-jews-fig_n_384579.html). Like any religiously extremist group, I am wary of them and find them to be sexist, bigoted and reeking of the entitlement only those who truly know god's will can feel. So, in conclusion, what I say is not false, neither is it anti-Semitic (a term often thrown about, killing real meaning). Saying the fact that someone is jewish is what makes them lesser is what anti-semitism is. Saying someone is crazy, regardless of religion, is not. I would and do feel the same way in the bible belt and the section of brooklyn where the women wear burkas.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:31 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What I am saying is your 'Jewish New Yorker' of popular culture is way cool, and guys like Jon Stewart and Seinfeld hit it on the head. -Thats fine
HOWEVER, there is a Hasidim section in Brooklyn that keeps their own police force -Totaly legitimate civilian volunteer organization that does a lot of good http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shomrim_(volunteers)
Like any religiously extremist group, I am wary of them and find them to be sexist, bigoted and reeking of the entitlement only those who truly know god's will can feel. - OK, I disagree but i can see why you feel that way. And unless they take that out on you in a detrimental way, not sure why that bothers you so much.
You go there, and everyone is dressed alike, - Their are all dressed alike, not sure why that bothers you.
they do not smile at anyone. - I'm not sure what your getting at with this. What exactly are you expecting from total strangers walking down the street?
You could disappear there. I've felt safer walking through Harlem at 3am - ??????? (that means, im not even sure how to respond to that. Seriously?!)
And You're probably right about the definition of an anti-semite. Though you definitely have a chip on your shoulder against religious people.
HaveaManhattan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:48 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I have a chip - because most of the strife in the world is directly related to them fighting over their invisible friend. US catholics and Iranian muslims think their messiah is coming. Israel is founded on the principle that 'god' gave them that land because it says so in the bible. Right after they killed every single Canaanite. Dressed alike - Let's leave that to the military and cults please. Smiling - when you go down there twice a month to buy supplies, you would expect at least the cashier to smile, but they look at you like you were lesser. I know that stare, the stare of contempt at having to deal with an other. The extremists stare. Even in Israel they have a problem with the ultra orthodox, look it up. Disappear - like, if they wanted you dead and gone, you would be. same as Little Italy or Five Points back in the NYC day. Or Chinatown. Read 'The Gangs of New York' if you are interested (the movie isn't the book).
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:48:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude when you said young I thought you meant you were 15 or something. If your 21, age is no excuse to have not seen all of Seinfeld by now.
VelocityRD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Narcotic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There are kids on reddit that were born after the show had already ended. Crazy right?
MrMackay ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:21:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Its on TV like 4 times a day!
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:24:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone is making me feel so terrible about this! So, instead of working on graduate school applications, I'm watching Seinfeld. I HOPE YOU ALL ARE HAPPY.
DerekParfit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:50:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Turn on your tv, it's on right now. And if you're reading this hours after I posted it, I stand by my statement.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:54:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:57:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So. Much. Pressure.
beepboopblorp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:20:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
watch-seinfeld-online.com
you're welcome.
psychonumber1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
theyre now on crackle.com
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
how young? I watched Seinfeld when I was 12.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hah.. I'm 21. I'm just making excuses at this point.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm young and still have seen Seinfeld, sure not the whole series, but more than 10 Episodes.
TheTreeMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's absolutely amazing. I was old enough to be watching it when it came out and such, and I remember catching a few episodes, but I watched it in its entirety about a year ago.
And I've got to say, still the best show I've ever watched. It really sticks with you.
shutyourgob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The number one piece of advice I would give to anyone on my deathbed is: Watch Seinfeld. Watch 'em ALLLLLL!!!!
imawhalenotadoctor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:37:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
An ellipse is three periods, not two, and you don't put a space after it you underageb&
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. I'm underage at 21. My sincerest apologies for using the ellipse incorrectly, but seeing as how I know the extent of my knowledge and education, I don't put too much stock into proving it with my extensive grammar knowledge. Grow up and stop correcting people's grammar pretentiously in order to gain stupid internet karma.
imawhalenotadoctor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:54:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
mfw DAMAGE CONTROL MODE ACTIVATE!
illiter-it ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:03:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the lengths George goes to to change that photo. And the look on his face when that guy edits his boss out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What a pear-shaped loser.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:05:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
story of my life
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:26:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the photo
claireashley31 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:54:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd never heard this story until a few hours ago, when someone told it to me. Then I got on reddit and this was the first thread I read. Weird
TheRainbowConnection ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:08:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Baader-Meinhoff Phenomenon.
Wolfeman0101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember seeing that on the news.
SamWilber ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can I get a link to that?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:47:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ask and you shall receive.
Beezle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:19:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't there also a story of a family taking a picture and in the background is the daughter they gave up for adoption (or estranged / somehow missing) walking by or something to that mater.
JaseAndrews ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ooo, eerie!
Bruck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Link? Source?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Posted below.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oops didn't see this posted when i put the link up
abeuntstudiainmores ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember that !!! http://i.imgur.com/D4WDW.jpg, no for realz, its funny I remember that thread.
D_Steve595 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:15:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
LINK, NOW, GIVE
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:03:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't no.
captnkurt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You accidentally a comma.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:31:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cracked had an article on the most unbelievable coincidences and a scenario just like this was in it.
esmooth ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:26:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
why did she cry?
cyantist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:38:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Emotions are wrap-around. People cry when things are very funny. People cry when they are happy. Cats sometimes purr when they are scared, too.
She was so surprised and happy at the coincidence, and disturbed because it seemed so impossibly unlikely which served to compound the emotional response, taking it further each moment the coincidence was considered. It exhilarated her.
Additional catalysts could be tiredness or inebriation.
lollerkeet ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:14:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/21400000/Why-Women-Cry-battle-of-the-sexes-21402099-504-288.jpg
ProstheticBabe ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:27:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why did she start crying? Is someone in her family dead or something?
salgat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Because it's freaky as hell.
AshaVahishta ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:59:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of something that happened to me. I had just started a new job when I saw a photo on the boss' desk. It was of him and his family, and in the background was me, staring right into the camera. I remembered suddenly where it was from: A few years ago I'd been at the beach and these kids had been annoying me with their boombox, cracking jokes and being generally unpleasant. So when they were gone I threw the thing into the ocean. Long story short, they noticed and I gave them a fake address and got the hell out of there.
I realized that if he saw me in the photo he'd fire me, so I went to have it airbrushed, but the idiots at the store took me out of it instead. So I had to ask my friend Dr. van Nostrand to go there and do a "mole check" so he could take a shirtless photo of my boss. Of course he had a weird mole that needed checking out (my friend isn't really a doctor), but in the end it turned out to be nothing. I got the photo replaced and still work there. The boss is a complete idiot who lets me do all the work, but I'm trying a new "look busy" strategy now, we'll see how it goes.
_AlphaOmega ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:55:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is a plot from a tv show... I don't remember what. Is it?
luckystrike6488 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:46:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:58:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why did she cry?
lolWireshark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:10:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, it happens.
trunksbomb ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:55:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A family photo.. of her family?! Preposterous!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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FAHQRudy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would love to see this photo.
SarahPalinisaMuslim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've always wondered how close I've been to people I meet later in life. I worked in a store in a dorm where a lot of my later friends lived, and probably talked and even interacted with them many times, even more than once a week, but I can't be certain because most customers blend together. They insist they were in the store on a daily basis and I worked there a lot.
Same thing with the beach and other places like that. I wonder when I pass people on the street whether I'll ever know them.
jillypepper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.cracked.com/article_18788_the-5-most-mind-blowing-coincidences-all-time_p2.html
read #2
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda sorta on the same lines. I met someone who is now a close friend on another forum and after 2-3 years, I told him about my trip to Disneyworld in 1998. Turns out he went that year, too. AND stayed in the same resort I did. I think we went in different months but still, what the hell are the chances of me, in Australia, randomly finding someone in Canada online, getting along well enough with said stranger to keep talking to them for years, then eventually find out we were both essentially in the same place years earlier?
Actually, he and I have had many coincidences or childhood similarities, we sometimes suspect we may be long lost siblings :P
furixx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i seem to remember there being a post on reddit about this a couple of years ago
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Florida does this to people, this couple had the same thing happen
Pedophil3 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:27:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And she cried. What a pussy.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:49:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lol inorite??
brazilliandanny ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:27:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When Brazil won the world cup back in 2002 I was at the celebration with thousands of others. Years later I was going through photos and found my co-worker in one of my pictures staring right at the camera. (I would't meet him for 6 years)
[deleted] ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 09:28:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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slappathebass ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:54:38 on June 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well. Here it is. Four months later.
the_ginger_wolf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:00:31 on July 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Still here, six months later.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:18 on September 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:32 on October 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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slpq ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:01:22 on December 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wat
mortimer531 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:58:36 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
11
_Prince_Of_Zamunda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:22:55 on December 31, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
still here
lana_del_rey_lover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:42 on January 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
TEEHEE.
IConsumePorn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:30:30 on February 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Still alive.
Whiskee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:09:10 on June 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
yep.
sorcha42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:20 on October 5, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Still going!
Vprento ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:21 on October 12, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Fak yeah, i have spent more than 5 hours on this thread and still going!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:29:43 on November 4, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
hey
FlyingChainsaw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:34 on November 6, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
One year+ now.
baz_69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:30:58 on January 14, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
still here
stormtrooper1701 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:34:45 on February 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep.
16765388888888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:19 on April 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
mhmm
s1l1c0n3 ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 14:09:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if this counts as a glitch or not...
It was June of 1995. I was going to go to a club with my sister, her boyfriend and about 4 other people. Just as I was getting ride to pile into the big suv with everybody else I got a call on a pay phone at the coffee shop we were at (this how it was done in the stone ages before cell phones kids!) . It was my ex. She really wanted to go and asked if I would stay behind. So, a friend and I obliged.
10 minues later she gets there and we're off. On our way to the club we get caught in a really bad traffic jam. I think nothing of it, though wonder if everybody else was caught in it too.
We get to the club and they aren't there. Everybody shrugs it off thinking they must have turned around. This is where the pit in my stomach begins. We hang out, get some food, and one thing leads to another and I end up back home at 6am.
I walk in to my parents house and everybody is very upset. My mom then says something I'll never forget- There was an accident. Katie and Sean are dead.
tl;dr- A phone call from my ex saved me from being killed in an auto wreck along with my sister and her boyfriend.
hartekin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:13:35 on January 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Creepy. Glad you're alive. Sorry about your losses.
khaustic ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 13:49:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At a party in college, I was walking out the back door to smoke a cig when another guy opens the door to come in. We look at each for a split second and I yell "Tim!" and he yells "****!" and we hug and spend a few minutes catching up, as we hadn't seen each other in years. After five minutes we stop talking, look at each other hard and I say, "We've never met, have we?" and he responds, "I have no idea who you are." But we both knew each others' names.
jubjub5 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 03:22:57 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me once in high school. I was in a grocery store and turned a corner to see my grandfather standing in the middle of an aisle. Seeing as how he lived about 1,000 miles away, I was stunned. He looked up at me, widened his eyes, and gave me the most heartfelt "Hi!" I've ever received. After returning the greeting, he put his arm on my shoulder and I asked how he'd been doing. The second he touched me something changed. After staring at each other, we simultaneously realized we were complete strangers. The craziest part was, the instant we realized we didn't know each other, he stopped looking like my grandfather. As if his face changed. Freaks me the fuck out to this day.
little_z ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:30:11 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Slender Man almost got you.
Planet-man ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:33:51 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The exact OPPOSITE of this happened to me last December. My best friend since childhood(we're 22 now) was in town for the first time in a handful of weeks and we were meeting at a bar where another friend was having a birthday party that night. I'd just gotten off the phone with my best friend who was about 30 seconds away from the bar. I walk up to the door and look through the glass while waiting, and see some random guy walk up to the bar and come through the door.
This was one of those parties where there are a lot of acquaintances around and everybody's really friendly and jovial, even if you haven't met them before, so the random guy acknowledges me and I do a big "Hey! This guy!" and he's like "You!" and we laugh and pretend to know each other for a few moments. When this plays out, I'm like "Anyway, do I know you?", and then, while looking him directly in the face, it's like I see his face "change" and realize that this is my best friend. I immediately freak out and tell him exactly what happened and we tell people about it to this day. It's easily one of the most surreal, bizarre things that's ever happened to me. It was early in the evening and I'd only had one drink so far(which is nothing for me; it takes like four or five before I even get buzzed) and we were standing at the front in front of the big glass door and windows so there was more than enough light. I'd describe the facial "change" as being like in the LOTR films when Gandalf breaks the curse on Theoden and he immediately becomes young and healthy again - the special effect is so subtle and masterful that you almost can't track it happening.
DiplodoDigitus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:33:10 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If what you say is true...
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:51:41 on June 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A bit late to the party. But that is fucking whacked...
AffeKonig ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:45:11 on October 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A bit? This shit was 9 months ago. I have no room to talk though, I guess.
guitarman565 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:26:56 on November 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me neither. 10 months!
msheidicakes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:48:26 on December 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HEY!! :) 11 months
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:56:09 on December 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How is this shit not archived yet?
msheidicakes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:30 on December 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Right?? haha
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:04:20 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hi...woah, I did that as a test. How did it let me reply?...
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:17:51 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, you were linked here by the "most interesting thread" too?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:28:11 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah! I just spent a good hour reading all the comments. Maybe even more? How come I'm able to comment on that post but not on the others? Weird. I gotta go to sleep for now, I wish I could read more. They get creepier the more you go down! Just a warning. I feel pretty scared for some reason. I feel like I'm gonna have a good dream tonight.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:33:34 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I spent too much time reading the thread and am still at it. Can't stop, must read more!! I think you can comment on the more recent posts, I guess there is a time cutoff of some sort.
I'm wondering if we should start another thread to hear more glitches!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:23:37 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Someone should definitely start another glitch in the matrix thread. I wish I could contribute but I've had some minor un-uninteresting ones happen to me, and I don't even remember much about them.
SheeEttin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:54:04 on April 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
Reporting in from the new one!
Edit: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1bt0so/what_is_the_thread_every_redditor_must_read_for/
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:38:48 on April 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:58:19 on April 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Go to sleep.
Unless_The_Lorax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:35:29 on April 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I've been reading it for two days.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:15 on April 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Woah. Now that's dedication.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:44 on April 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Time to go waste five more hours... just when I thought I was done.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:45:10 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
... yes
ImStuuuuuck ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:07:37 on February 21, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure. Wait!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:44 on February 21, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Woaaaaaah!
ImStuuuuuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:20 on February 21, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Matrix Glitching Status: yep.
Actually, think phones somehow have the ability to do this magicalness.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:54 on February 21, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Thank goodness for our phones.
Throwy27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:33:08 on March 31, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Wooooo a whole year! :D
msheidicakes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:50:41 on March 31, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Woo hoo!!!
CABOOZE117 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:16:37 on April 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Is it just me or does this thread keep on getting linked?
msheidicakes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:21:15 on April 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's a classic haha
SheeEttin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:54:50 on April 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
It's like time travel!
msheidicakes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:44:56 on April 7, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
And im still here lurking like a dumbo haha
PeerzPressure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:58 on April 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
AN ADVENTURE THROUGH TIME
msheidicakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:01 on April 8, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
And space, Mon!!
oph1uchus ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:36:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
easy, you stalk eachother's facebooks.
khaustic ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 14:43:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, child. We didn't have the facebook back in my day. Everyone used AIM and downloaded music through Napster. There were no iPhones or wireless internet access. Most of us still had tape decks in our cars. The WTC towers were still seen on NYC's skyline, and the U.S. government had a $236 Billion surplus.
GetDoofed ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 07:52:56 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
'the U.S. government had a $236 Billion surplus.'
Hardest thing to believe in this thread.
millertime369 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:29:00 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, I had to go look that up.
Raami0z ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:22:56 on March 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your name is **** ?
Chaus009 ยท 163 points ยท Posted at 04:17:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Had an awesome dream that made my day, ten minutes after waking up I get a call from my ex from four years ago. She asks me if I had a dream last night, I say of course, she then starts asking me details of it. The details were exactly my dream. I laugh and call bullshit on her, then ask "Oh yeah, if you saw my dream, what was the color of my suit?" She immediately says "Red". I drop the phone, she saw my fucking dream.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:05:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The only realistic explanation is pure coincidence, but that is kind of hard to accept. It feels like there should be a better explanation, but there really isn't. There is also the possibility that you made this story up, but that aside, it must be coincidence...right?
byu146 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:29:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
His ex was the one giving all the details. The mind can retroactively fill in memories. So say he has a fairly ambiguous dream. As his ex is telling him details, his mind retroactively adds the details to his memory. To his conscious mind though, he obviously thinks that memory was always that way.
It would be more strange if there was a back and forth.
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 11:32:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 11:51:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
actually most dreams are in color.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:13:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:06:58 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
actually, most dreams are in color (note that i said "most"). dreams that don't have color are usually caused by the person forgetting the details of the dream. people who are more attentive to color while awake tend to have more colorful dreams while they sleep.
i'm one of the more attentive people and i know that i dream in color. if i can't remember color then i usually can't remember the dream to begin with.
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:42 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is utterly, spectacularly false.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:44 on January 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is very very very not true.
3vi1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:22:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think that must be a myth, but my supposition is based on the rather unscientific sampling that me and all of my friends dream in color.
In fact, the first time I had a lucid dream (in 6th or 7th grade), what clued me in to the fact that I was dreaming was that I pulled my swiss army knife out of my pocket and it was blue instead of red. I'm not sure why my brain did that, but decades later I'm still able to realize when I'm dreaming on most occasions.
di3inaf1r3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I actually used to have a blue swiss army knife
3vi1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:51 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, way back then I had never seen such a thing - so it was exactly the kind of "glitch in the matrix" that clued me in to the false reality.
di3inaf1r3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:43 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I understood your reaction, I just wanted to let you know such things do exist :P
hysilvinia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:57:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
People who grew up with black and white television are the ones who don't dream in color, usually.
ChaosMotor ยท 1031 points ยท Posted at 03:42:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was eating popcorn in front of the TV and dropped a piece. When it should have hit the ground, I heard a faint "pop" noise. My mom was a stickler about messes, so I looked all over, under the couch, under the TV stand, everywhere, and couldn't find that popcorn.
About a year later, I'm watching TV again, and I hear the same faint "pop". I look down, and right between my feet, is a freshly popped kernel of popcorn. I picked it up, and it was still warm. I'd been sitting there for at least an hour, and there was nobody else in the room.
Quantum popcorn.
RosieRose23 ยท 242 points ยท Posted at 05:09:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hope you ate it.
_AlphaOmega ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 05:40:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But as he ate it he heard the pop and it was gone from his mouth. Soon he'll hear the pop again and have the bits of pop corn appear in his mouth.
ChaosMotor ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 06:29:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I did unexpectedly brush out a kernel from my gums a few months ago...
sarcastic_response ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 06:57:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So... You eat too messily and you don't brush enough.
Megabobster ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:52:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome novelty account.
NZgune18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:28:07 on July 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think you meant that after it vanished from his mouth, he heard a pop and a kernel appeared in his pants. Quantum digestion
makubex ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:29:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know man, quantum popcorn just sounds like a recipe for cancer.
RosieRose23 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:47:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or it could be the cure!
beordread ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:27:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If so did you get mutant powers?!
Scherzkeks ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 05:49:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is a tiny popcorn shaped black hole in your living room.
westehpwnd ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 05:16:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wibbly wobbly?
thelibrarina ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 05:35:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
timey wimey?
ShallowBasketcase ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 05:47:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
stuff?
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:19:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NOW is my username relevant?
wolf555hound ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 07:33:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Doctor is always relevant.
ShallowBasketcase ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:32:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's too bad there wasn't a Harry Potter reference in here, too.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:55:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Yer a Roman, Rory."
It's a twofer!
TheTyger ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:56:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
goes ding when theres stuff
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 04:51:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's the best kind.
RamonaLittle ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:01:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Possible explanation: the popcorn kernel had been lodged somewhere in the couch the whole time. When it fell out a year later, it was warm because you had been sitting on it or near it for the last hour.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 08:51:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Quancorn. Quantacorn? Poptum?
geezur ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:56:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Quantum Popcorn.
UntilWeLand ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:33:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This. This happens constantly at my parents house.
My room was being painted so all that was in my room was my bed and a chair I was using as a nightstand.
After waking up one morning, I applied deodorant and set it down in the chair. It fell over and the cap came off and fell off the chair. It was NOWHERE to be found after that. Definitely not under the bed or anywhere else I could see.
Just left it like that until days later the cap is right beside the chair, right where it should've fallen the first time.
This happens with random things all the time there.
Ryugi ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:00:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The "pop" could have been air displacement.
NaartjieDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:19:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't it be a bit louder though?
Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:30:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Popcorn has relatively small mass... It could be quiet, I think.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:02:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sir, your popcorn has the uncertainties.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:38:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
with your permission, i'd love to use "Quantum Popcorn" as the title for a new song I'm working on, all about parallel realities and other weird related mystical shit.
If you like my music that is.
ChaosMotor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:59:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You don't need my permission, but you have it anyway. :)
GreatTragedy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:35:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, but I'm calling bullshit on this. I've heard this exact same story several times throughout my life from different people. It's kind of an urban legend at this point. It's always popcorn that gets dropped in the story too. I'm doubting the coincidence.
Honestly, as I started reading this thread, I was just waiting for this story to make an appearance.
ChaosMotor ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:58:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any idea how many times I've told this story?
You've repeatedly read my story written by me in a different place each time, and are now calling it an urban legend because I've repeated it before in other places.
Quantum story.
gibbdaddy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:19:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A year later? That must have been quite a significant piece of popcorn for you to still remember it a year later when another one shows up.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:14:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Quantum Popcorn" I may have to steal this.
Sadplatypus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:15:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How could you pop this into conversation?
secretcode ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:40:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got that first one. I meant to send one back right away, but got held up. You know how things are, one thing leads to another. A year later it just pops (forgive the pun) into my head, so I made a fresh batch and sent you one. Sorry it took so long!
Nevertoofaraway ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:49:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
dude, there's a mini wormhole in your home. Start charging for usage and send stuff to the future.
donaldGuy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:11:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you eat it?
Slight316 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I really want to know this... was it the most delicious popcorn ever?
Lychees ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:29:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens all the time with my guitar picks.
nocubir ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:01:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens all the time with my nose picks.
linsage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:57:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There have been some insane stories in this thread, but for some reason this one really made me believe. I'm not sure what it is a believe in now... But I do.
share_and_enjoy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:14:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The infinite improbability popcorn.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I read this exact comment higher in the thread, then moved on. Then I read this comment and thought it was just a repost. Then I scrolled back up and the comment is gone. Ctrl+F "popcorn" and can find no other comment than this one.
What the fucking shit.
Uselessaccount2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:14:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've been reading too much of this thread. I read that as porncorn and was wondering what the hell was going on.
Focused-Third-Eye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:33:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet mother of all things dinosaur, I could really go for some quantum popcorn right now.
Lots42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, out of all the hundreds of stories, this is freaking me out.
HEY_CONGRATULATIONS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this gave me the chills
stile04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So how'd it taste?
moshisimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Liked this one much... Although some stories here miiiight be better for r/nosleep, this is perfect glitch in the Matrix material.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of the black hole under the seat in that movie Wristcutters: A Love Story.
oromis263 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Had this happen to me, but with a bottle cap. In the kitchen, making some food to eat, opened a bottle to pour a drink, and the cap fell on the floor. It was never seen again. I heard it hit the floor, but it couldn't be found anywhere. Couldn't get under the units, nor was there anything in the room for it to hide under. I still kind of expect to find it one day.
WtfWhereAreMyClothes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:43 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one probably made me wtf more than one of the others... that is weird.
Sati1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:45:42 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
STEPHEN KING'S
QUANTUM POPCORN
A Novel
LindLTaylor73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:00 on January 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't believe you Sheldon....
fluxuation ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 03:20:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was using my desktop computer. The Internet was working perfectly fine and after about 30 minutes it fucks up on me. I lost connection. I tried resetting the router and restarting my computer a couple times and it did not work. I looked at my router again and noticed that there were only two Ethernet cables. One was going to my Xbox and the other was going to the modem. There wasn't a cable going to the desktop. I looked behind the desktop and the cable was connected to it, but the other end was no where near the router. Someone had to have moved it in order for it to be where it was (my router is on the floor, it's not on top of the desk). So the way I see it, I was receiving a phantom Internet signal for 20 minutes before it died. My desktop has no wifi capabilities.
ultraoptms ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:40:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cached pages maybe. Do you happen to repost things alot?
RadiatedMutant ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:38:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every computer has wifi capability... in the Twilight Zone...
convicted_grapist ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:22:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shit like that has happened to my friends and I multiple times. For example once we were at my friend Dave's house and my other friend was bitching about how slow the wifi was, and Dave doesn't have wifi and lives 15 miles out of town with no houses within at least half a mile. We never figured out where the network came from. We eventually decided it was a ghost.
Hellhunter120 ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 09:25:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TIL ghosts can double as a hotspot.
jeepbraah ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:22:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Gah! My ghost only gets 1 MB a second!
TomMelee ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:18:55 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
a 1MB Ghost tether is pretty quick. 'Round here we're lucky to get 256kB/s on apparitions.
special_farces ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:51:55 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
IHTM too, years ago. Using a UMAX Mac clone and a PACE 56K modem. So no WiFi at all anywhere in the system. Or Ethernet connection to anything. One day went to check my email, a few came down and I replied. Then did some work, came to turn off the system as I was going out... and found the modem wasn't turned on.
cptstupendous ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:34:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do u has cat?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:48:32 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
no he is phone
roeturn ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:20:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, I had this problem with fire fox defaulting to cached pages. It's showing you the saved version of a webpage from the last time you were on. If you don't do much you won't notice. Then when you try to go to a site that isn't cached you finally see the error page.
science_man_29 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:51 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is what we call a Schroedinbug. Things work fine, until you figure out that they shouldn't work, and then they don't work.
Therealsebastiandior ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:02:07 on April 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That proves reality is only perception.
everyothernametaken1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:58:13 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I dont wanna lose my certifications or anything but... I was on the line with my local ISP's tech support having them show me how to cut off wireless broadcasting in their Modem/Router so I could use my own wireless router that I know and love. I had been running up and down stairs between modem and the one wired computer in the house. I typed the gateway in IE to bring up the ISP's router page as the agent had guided me to. It pulls up my D-link router page (not the ISP's router page) I thought that was weird but maybe I had switched the cables by mistake earlier. I run upstairs and the Dlink is powered up but no enet cables in it. I go back down stairs and type in the gateway again and same thing. I look down and there is the enet cable to the desktop, unplugged. "Oh this bastard does have wireless" I thought (it was my roommates pc and only reason it was wired was he said he didnt have wireless). I thought it was weird that it had auto connected to my secured wireless without the password but was busy so grabbed a laptop, plugged it in enet to get though the steps with the ISP. Done and done, their wireless is off, my dlink is now running, wireless on laptops. I go down to connect the desktop up wirelessly... He doesnt have a wireless adapter. Not internal, not usb, nothing. Still not sure how I pulled up my Dlink router page.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:50:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
probably unplugged it accidentally with your chair or foot..
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:21:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
and then accidentally plugged it into his xbox
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is this a joke or something?
osloboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:21:25 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It must be some kind of sick joke or something.
zombatart ยท 1612 points ยท Posted at 03:32:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Sort of related perhaps?
When I was looking at colleges I was walking down a stairwell to see a building when I passed a girl about my age. We both met gazes, passed and then at the same time stopped turned back around and looked again. For a moment we just stared at each other. It was like I had just run into someone I had known my whole life but had never seen before. At the same time we asked 'do I know you?'
Confused, we spent a few moments trying to figure it out. We swapped names, shared where we were from, where we had travelled but there was no match up at all. Nothing. She apparently felt the same way, like she'd known me all her life. We didn't know anything about one another but there was this unexplainable, undeniable connection. Her parents, who hadn't realized she had stopped and had continued walking came back and hurried her off before I could get her phone or email. Julia, if you're out there ... message me
Edit: Before you suggest it, I'm pretty sure we weren't twins. She was black and I am white.
[deleted] ยท 323 points ยท Posted at 06:53:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 215 points ยท Posted at 11:27:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We MUST find Julia.
Sam577 ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 12:05:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a movie.
[deleted] ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 12:09:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
hey. We should make a docmentary how we find Julia for that guy.
[deleted] ยท 172 points ยท Posted at 15:12:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This must be the title.
arvel1996 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 16:00:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or he could just ask 4chan. they're good at that shit.
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 16:32:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Only if OP delivers nude pics. Otherwise they'll turn on him....
SuSp3cT333 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:38:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
do that and you'll see her again doing tentacle porn :))
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:11:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But issin't everything done by 4chan is catastrophical?
Dr_fish ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:39:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh they'll find her, because that's easy.
But harass her and destroy her life? They'll just do that for fun.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:49:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
exactly.
Aory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:21 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They're good at that shit, given that something interests them. If you just ask for the location of that girl, they might be like 'the girl is here somewhere' with a picture of the earth.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We Must do it. We will be famous!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:55 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How about just "That Guy" or "That One Girl" or "Reddit Tries to Do Something Romantic"
zodiacpanther ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:57 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
best movie title ever, id go
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:34 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This.
SonicFlash01 ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 16:05:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Reddit Takes Up A Cause: Episode 2'385'103"
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 15:58:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In a world . . .
tnethacker ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 15:15:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Written by M. Night Shyamalan
WolfInTheField ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 15:22:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He was julia all along.
...wut? That doesn't even make any sense! Fuck you, man, I paid good money for this crapfest!
hiredgun85 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:53:06 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this is m night shyalamanalan in a nutshell signed in to upvote
WolfInTheField ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:13 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Much appreciated. Glad I hit the spot.
s1k0p4th ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:05:48 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That, is why you failed...
RossLH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They're twins, separated at birth. Separated....by aliens.
WHAT A TWEEST!
spacemanmatt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:34:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I couldn't agree more!
flashmedallion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:20:50 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You mean like Dharma and Greg, the movie? No thanks.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:31:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a meme that some jerk will try to karmawhore....
FruggingAndSugging ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:58:37 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
'Creddit'
Ensvey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Spoiler alert: Check avionics.
DamnedTubes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:17 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We WILL find Julia.
Remember: in 2012, Reddit gets even more shit done.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:32 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yeah. Reddit no procrastinate OKAY this year? :)
Relemsis ยท 154 points ยท Posted at 14:58:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a thing Ted Mosby would do.
thewanderer64 ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 15:38:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ted Mosby! ARCHITECT!
YouKnow_ThatGuy ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 16:39:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once we find her we could be like "Haaaave you met Zombatart?"
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 15:49:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Barney_Q_Stinson ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:09:53 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NO IT IS NOT PAY NO ATTENTION TO THIS MAN
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:20:14 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Barney_Q_Stinson ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:23:50 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
STOP CALLING ME THAT เฒฅ_เฒฅ
X019 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:32:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sex architect!
SealNose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:49 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ted Mosby! SEX ARCHITECT!
Militant_Penguin ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 16:00:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Classic Schmosby
[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 15:36:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ted Mosby? The porn star?
NADplus ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:53:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No. Ted Mosby: The Architect!
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:28:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh... you mean this guy.
Chakote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:35 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My favourite part: "I started Ted Mosby Is A Jerk.com because Ted Mosby is a jerk."
ted_evelyn_mosby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:59:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It does
Lambeaux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:29 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Be careful. She'll probably just leave you at the altar.
zxzCLOCKWORKzxz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, just chuck testa.
billet ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:35:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Which is exactly why I want no part of this.
icarusbreathes ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:07:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What happened with VIP tickets?
Shaysdays ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:42:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A Redditor asked Jon Stewart about SOPA.
poiesisHagakure ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:07:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He was the Internet's ambassador to Stewart.
dissonance07 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:13:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A guy had VIP tickets to The Daily Show. The tickets had nothing to do with Reddit - he got them through a friend.
He posted a few days ago asking what he should say to Jon Stewart about SOPA. That night, at the Q&A before taping, he asked why they hadn't talked about SOPA. Stewart said he knew nothing about it, but would have to check it out. He was obviously was affected by this, as he made joking reference to it during the intro to the actual show.
So, it wasn't really Reddit (in a collective sense) that did anything - just a Redditor.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But if an American invents something you say that "America invented it". Can't we use that silly logic here? We want the credit!
dissonance07 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:47:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, claim whatever credit you want!
Reddit saved Mr. Splashy Pants (along with other parts of the internet). That was a collective action.
place_face is one guy who asked one question, of his own volition, in circumstances that Reddit played no part in. He just happened to share the news with Reddit.
It's fun to feel like you are a part of something, I guess. So, take whatever credit you want.
icarusbreathes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ohhh, okay. I saw that post, didn't infer it or know it was VIP. Thank you!
zombatart ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:10:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I will. Unfortunately today I'm leaving for some travel this weekend, and I'll probably be away from the internet. So in a few days I'll make a topic.
Mr_Hangover ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:48:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
fragglet ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:24:37 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If he can create a viral campaign that makes enough noise then he can find her. It's simply a matter of effort. Put up a website with the details of the story, spread it via Facebook. I bet some news channels would love a story like this.
A couple of years ago there was actually a guy who did something exactly like this in London - he met a girl (I think it was on the underground?), forgot to get her name or contact details and then created a successful viral campaign that led to him tracking her down. Unfortunately I can't seem to find the news article about it.
Lyte_theelf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:56 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We should create a viral campaign, spread via facebook, to find the lost news article.
only_says_BINGO ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:04:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
BINGO!
Gnablaonir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:19:51 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
she would always win the fight bang bang
ohmahgawd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This should be higher up.
thecarbine ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 06:09:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Philotic connection, no doubt.
zombatart ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 07:25:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
excellent notion, and awesome reference!
Togetchi ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:23:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why do things keep pointing back to Ender's Game? First someone in 2009-10ish mentions it's their favorite book and that I have to read it, then every month at least once a month I find a connection to this book in everyday life. Mostly google searches that point to it from other sources.
Is it that good, or is this some crazy coincidence?
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:50:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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thatmorrowguy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:19:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, read it now, but you can stop after reading Ender's Shadow and Shadows of the Hegemon - most of the rest of them just get weird.
IHavePoliteTourettes ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:43:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The shadow side gets a little bland, but if you're into sci-fi, following through YOU'RE AWESOME AND HAVE GREAT TASTE with reading Ender's sequels -- Ender in Exile, Speaker for the Dead, Xenocide, and Children of the Mind -- is a worthwhile experience.
jwatsonATL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:38 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
just started rereading EG today. read probably 12+ times in the last 15 yrs and i always find something new. OSC is a brilliant writer.
mmavcanuck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:41:39 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
my copy is so ratty now that it's held together with duct tape.
AgnosticTheist ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:48:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.damninteresting.com/the-baader-meinhof-phenomenon/
0pAwesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:08 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
DAFUQ! Just today I talked to a girl about this stuff, and now I read THIS. I guess this is the best possible example.
TheMadWoodcutter ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:27:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The more people know about that book the better. I've read it probably 6-7 times, and I hope to read it 6-7 more before I die.
SselemanLuos ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:28:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
sounds like you should probably read it and find out!
FWIW, I think it really speaks to young intelligent readers in a powerful way. As many redditors at one point fit into that category, it is part of our collective history, and so gets referenced for much the reason that Arrested Development does. I suggest picking it up and reading it, its short, and worth the few hours.
Neoncow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:41:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The references were always there. You missed them before since you didn't know what you were looking for. Now that you know, you see things you haven't before.
WisekillyWabbit ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:53:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, and also - welcome to the matrix!
Togetchi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:19:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I thought that, but I have a near-photographic memory. I can recognize if I've seen or heard of things before at some point even if it's a vague intuition. Given enough time I can pinpoint where it was I learned/saw/heard about something.
I'd never heard of Ender's Game or Orson Scott before 2009/10. It's possible it exploded in popularity around that time, or that I started associating with people likely to have read and promote the book though.
I still haven't read it, so I guess I should get on that.
Neoncow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Interesting. Perhaps after you read it, you'll recognize more references :)
I think it's been popular for a while, but some subsequent sequels were released in the 2000s but I don't think it was that late (2009/2010).
TheChoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:56 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's been popular since at least the early 90s :p
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's a really popular book.
jbredditor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:30:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Harrison Ford is involved. It's best not to question Harrison Ford.
zombatart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. Though Speaker for the Dead is better, imo. I read somewhere that Ender's Game was written so that Speaker could exist.
sing_for_davro ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:47:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My tattoo
That's me, that is.
caitlinrb ยท 483 points ยท Posted at 06:42:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Julia Goolia
josslebizzle ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 13:31:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
haha, I laughed out loud to this, The Wedding Singer was my favorite film as a kid and I wasn't expecting to be reminded of it today. Thanks :)
scoyne15 ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 14:11:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite movie as a kid? Fuuuuuuck I'm old.
[deleted] ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 14:43:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Stages of old:
I remember that movie as a kid.
I remember that movie as an adult.
I remember that time period they're parodying as a kid.
I remember that time period they're parodying as an adult.
Get off my lawn.
lanemik ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:54:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The wedding singer was released in 1998. It was about the year 1985, 13 years prior to the release of the movie. Today is 2012, 14 years after the wedding singer was released.
Just saying.
SPacific ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:10:05 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I...I...stop messing with my mind.
...
...
I'M NOT OLD!!!
germsburn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:29:40 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A movie about 1998 would suck.
zArtLaffer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:23 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And now we understand OWS. Historical context is lacking.
escape_goat ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:36:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd recommend putting "Get off my lawn... ironically." between 3-4, followed by "I remember going to that movie with my kid."
Add "Parody? What parody? My kid and his friends were exactly like that" to the end of the 'time period' series, followed by "You kids be careful, I just seeded there this spring."
Finally, to give finer-grained resolution to the later years, add "This is my lawn?", "I remember when I had a lawn" and "What is that green stuff?" to the end.
VUAJJD ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 14:41:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As of this year, more time has passed between the release of The Wedding Singer and the present day than between the release of The Wedding Singer and the time in the past when the movie's story takes place.
explanatorygap ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:07:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Kids today need to understand that Back to the Future wasn't about a guy time-travelling from the 80s to the 50s, it was about a guy time-travelling from the present day to the 50s.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:39:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In a few years you'll be able to say that about Back to the Future Part 2 and be factually correct.
explanatorygap ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:04:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not really. Back to the Future Part 2, though released in 1989, is partially set in 1985, 1955, and "2015". I'd characterize it as a movie about a guy time-travelling from the recent past (4 years ago, to the audience) to the "future". There's no original-audience-relative "present-day" in Part 2. Likewise, I wouldn't describe 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) as set in the "past", either. It's set in the future with respect to the original audience.
Irkworldelitist ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:17:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My thoughts exactly
Eyght ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:55:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Who are you to call him old?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:04:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, That guy is a jerk.
VladTheImpala ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:25:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! You kids!! Get off my
lawninternet!Irkworldelitist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Another old person
esdougherty ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:05:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Obligatory
montrealcowboyx ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:39:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There are a few of us, it seems.
PuffyTaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happy cake day to you
montrealcowboyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! It doesn't feel like a year, though. Flew by.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:34:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this was my favourite movie as a kid as well and im only 19
zArtLaffer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:59 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite movie as a teen? Casa Blanca.
Get off my Interwebs!
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:40:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When you got out of bed this morning, what movie did you expect to be reminded of?
pupkinrupert ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 14:51:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
groundhog day
dicknballs ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:40:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hot Anal Nurses - Volume 7
I_fail_at_memes ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:54:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Star Wars or anything by Chris Columbus. That way, Reddit never disappoints me.
TheoQ99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wait what, Christopher Columbus made movies? TIL
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:01 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Goodfellas.
GaryBusey-Esquire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:38 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also, Seinfeld.
crave_you ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One of mine too. There's no movies like it these days.
cake_eater ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:16:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thats funny.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:32:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why's that funny?
Im_Just_Looking ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:36:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know... I...
TruePotential ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:13:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What do you mean I'm funny?
cake_eater ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:27:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I - don't know.
Capatown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
rhyming be funny yo
ReigninLikeA_MoFo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's only funny if you've seen "The Wedding Singer."
Which I highly recommend.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:45:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite part is when Steve Buscemi says "They'll be divorced in a year" and the random old lady shakes her head mouthing "Oh no!".. Me and my friend do the "Oh no" thing all the time.. It's hilarious for some reason.
crave_you ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:02:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That movie is a classic.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 14:40:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think you're dangerously watering down the word when you apply it to The Wedding Singer. Both "classic" and "movie."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:50:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I revel in your downvotes. Obviously, I'm being sarcastic, but when we start calling mediocrities like The Wedding Singer "classics" it's like the word has no meaning. Yes, the joke about breaking up Van Halen was funny. Yes, old people rapping are funny. No, Adam Sandler is incapable of playing a functioning adult with any semblance of believability, let alone a romantic lead.
crave_you ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:19 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's just your opinion.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's funny.
Spunge14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know someone with that name...not joking....
NotSayingJustSaying ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 04:13:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
dude that is fucked up
hownao ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 04:15:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm with someone who I feel the same way about.
zombatart ยท 164 points ยท Posted at 04:37:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am eternally envious of you. It took me like 4 months to recover from not getting her contact info, like I had missed some cosmic train. Just thinking about this makes my heart ache. This happened before the days of facebook and I forgot her last name before getting to a pen and paper. :(
[deleted] ยท 132 points ยท Posted at 05:42:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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rwizo ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 06:39:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pfft the romantic part of you isn't too romantic then. Maybe he will run into her again on her wedding day. Zombatart will be forced to stop the wedding and he and Julia will live happily ever after...
SubGothius ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 07:26:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant xkcd
TheNoodleMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:28 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perfect xkcd.
Stockholm_Syndrome ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:19:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i dont think ive ever seen a comment with so many upvotes and not a single downvote
NovaMouser ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:36:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You ruined it! the trolls saw that and in their trollish way of thought proceeded to click that tiny down arrow next to his comment.
Scherzkeks ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 06:08:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What college was this and when? Dude, if you need to get to the front page with this you've got my vote.
zombatart ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 07:30:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
late winter/early spring 2004, MICA on the top of the stairway down to the Station Building. http://tinyurl.com/7l4qlnu there.
wonderfuckingwoman ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 07:43:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
dude! that's my buddy in the van next to that picture.
whiteguilt ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 10:14:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god no... Not that van. The one from the dreams! ... Slender Van!
Crumps_brother ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:40:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Julia is probably duct taped in the back, crying, with a video camera pointed at her.
Scurry ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:37:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit's found a lot of lost people, man. Make a post.
Scherzkeks ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:08:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well fuck. Wish I read this earlier. I actually tried to set this thingie up despite my not knowing how.
zombatart ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:08:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
:3 thanks! More exposure can't be bad ...
zombatart ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:59:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In a few days, perhaps I will, but I'm going to be travelling most of this weekend.
H4d193 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:16:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude definitely do it.
TheREDish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Baltimore. I dont know any Julias but I would be happy to help search for you. Shoot me a PM I might have some ideas. Goodluck to you!
zombatart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks. I too live in bmore but I don't think she ended up going to MICA as I did, and didn't see her. Suggestions would be appreciated anyway, though. I'll let you know when I start looking after this weekend.
TheREDish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds good!
josiah87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think you're scared, scared that she might actually see this in fear that she doesn't feel the same.
MAN UP
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:11:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
for some reason people on the internet mentioning my college freaks me the fuck out. going back on saturday.
zombatart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I lived in building 1 of the commons! the third floor of the Meyerhoff before moving off campus! When I went there the Gateway was being constructed! Does Detta still work in the kitchen?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:41:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bestof'd it.
[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 06:00:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How do you know you were destined to be romantic partners? Maybe you just dodged the proverbial cosmic bullet. She could have been the worst thing to ever happen to you.
Just sayin'.
MasterJacket ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 07:56:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh fuck, who invited the realist?
lherzog ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 06:40:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Possible, but the other ending makes for a better story.
monacle_man ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 06:58:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That ending still makes for a good story, just not good for HIM
waphles0 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:59:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
having loved and lost is better then never having loved at all
psycosulu ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:07:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm envious because I have never felt this way about anyone, maybe I'm just broken. :(
zombatart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If it makes you feel better I haven't met anyone since that brought on similar feelings. Keep lookin, be open, and smile.
gobbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:15 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, keep looking! It happened to me. First time I met her, got the wrong impression about my chances, from across the room, met her just as I left, too brief. A couple of months later, I run into her at a crowded show.
Twenty two years later and two kids, still the only one that I get that 'always known you' feeling with. But, I had to court her, even though it was mutual, for various reasons.
Bonus: she's black, I'm white.
gobbo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:20:17 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fortune favours the patiently observant.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:21:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you Matt Damon... :) Have you seen adjustment bureau
hownao ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:10 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well if you found her once, who says you can not find each other again? Keep your head up, soldier of love.
Specialis_Sapientia ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:10:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You probably knew each other in another lifetime.. the cosmic train analogy might be accurate. You could meet each other some day again.
nburaz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:20:59 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever tried hypnosis? If you heard her last name, then it might help you remember it and try to find her on fcbk? lol silly idea, but.. who knows :)
runningrabbit ยท 190 points ยท Posted at 06:40:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Read Murakami's "On Meeting the 100% perfect Girl." It will all make sense. It's online, look for it. I'd post the link but I'm lazy. It's quite short, too.
Edit: Ok fine, here it is. http://www.mat.upm.es/~jcm/murakami-perfect.html
leroydudley ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 15:02:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would like to say something I feel to be true and honest about this, but I fear retribution. So I will just say, life is a spectrum, made of gradients. Don't pass by the girl who is 90% perfect for you, or maybe even 75%, in the hopes of finding the 100%. Many people, I feel, are with someone who isn't close to that, but they manage to find happiness, because loneliness can be very hard, and living with another person who may not fit your idealized notion of perfect can still be a rich and rewarding experience. Or something.
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 15:47:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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leroydudley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:10:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
interesting, thanks for the link.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:18:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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silverionmox ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:08:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mmmm... I wouldn't call a strategy that has a 35% chance of me ending up with no girlfriend "optimal".
brainburger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:51:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I guess that means never go first in line for job interviews?
gobostone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:58:53 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Huh. I know your comment has few upvotes, but I've wondered about this forever and wanted to say thanks for the link. It's curious.... I..... huh. I've studied physics/math for four years and for some reason never thought to look up a mathematical solution. You've made my night.
(FOSS for sure)
poiesisHagakure ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:15:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hear what you're saying. I value honesty and am unwilling to compromise that moral, so in this vein I tell my girl as often as I can, baby I 72% love you.
firefeng ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:52:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You may miss the 100% girl, but loneliness is 0%.
(And to clarify, I make a distinction between aloneness and being lonely. I'm a very solitary person, but I'm not lonely and am actually relatively content, whereas there are some who would psychologically die of solitude if in my same position. And I would probably die of stress if put into the position of more socially active people.)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's not as crazy sounding as you think. There are countless okcupid members who know exactly what you're talking about.
hammbutt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:05:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't believe in the ability for another person to be my 100%. But, I don't think that means you have to settle either. I'm not perfect, so why should I expect to find someone who is? My mate can be a total pain in the ass, but I've never met anyone better suited for me. (oh wait...because I'm a pain in the ass....?)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:53:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yea bro. Just settle.
leroydudley ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:08:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
its true that this is "settling", but it may also be called "realistic". I would think, there may be a portion of the population who would rather find happiness with someone they have met, then be crying into their bourbon at age 55 remembering the "one that got away". there's settling, and then there's living.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:51:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I disagree. You should be happy enough with yourself to not be freaked out by being alone. I was single for 3 years and loving it when I met my wife. I passed on a couple relationship opportunities because they were not exactly what I wanted out of life. The key here is to be happy with YOURSELF. That will allow you to not be deathly scared of being alone.
I could have been single for the rest of my life and been perfectly happy. Meeting the woman of my dreams is just icing on the cake.
insalubrious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know what's more funny ? We might find that perfect 100% and then let them go. Being the douche guy we are.
TheRealDJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:25 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The story isn't about settling, they even talk about how thats ok. The story is about when perfect happiness is in front of you, take a chance and reach out for it. Don't hesitate.
[deleted] ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 08:37:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:20:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Murakami tends to do that to people.
robswins ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 14:41:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I dated the 100% perfect girl for me a couple of years ago. We were together two years but went through some rocky times and I broke up with her because my high school sweetheart came back into my life. I realized my mistake within a month but the damage was already done. She still loved me but I had broken her heart and she couldn't trust me with it again. I sent her "On Meeting the 100% perfect Girl." but she never responded to it in any way. Over two years later I'm still wondering what happens after this story, where does one go in life once he lets the 100% perfect girl go?
firefeng ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 15:48:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can't say for sure, but I can say that after the 99% girl you go on with your life and try to find distractions. Some of them might be enough that you can get a good night's sleep every now and then.
But for the 100% girl? You pursue her until she takes legal action. Then, if things go sour, you swallow your pride, and either commit to a lifetime of abstinence in [pick-your-own-religious-monestary-here], or find the 90-80-70% girl that thinks you're the 100% guy. Maybe it sounds cruel, or unfair, and it probably is, because fate is a motherfucking dick, but if you know for a fact that you squandered your chance, the very least you can do to ameliorate your sorrow is to give someone else the happiness out of which you yourself were cheated. Life is so fucked up that sometimes the very least we can do is make it less fucked up for other people, and for some of us, that's actually enough to be happy.
But you better make damn sure that you have no chance with the 100% girl first, because if their is a shadow of a doubt in your mind, you will live the rest of your life regretting it, and regret is the interminable bastion of despair. Kill regret first, then worry about being happy, even if assassinating your regret causes temporary grief. Everyone has scars. Not everyone dies from infection.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:55:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Truer words have never been spoken.
robswins ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 15:56:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I broke up with her in December of 2009 and she started dating a new guy in February of 2010. We were in contact until around May of 2010, she still said she loved me and I tried to change her mind about me. We would still text each other until early morning and talk about all of the good times we'd had. Then one day the new guy saw she had texted me that she loved me and destroyed her phone. She refused to talk to me for over a year, wouldn't return my calls, texts, e-mails, anything. She lived in another state so I had little opportunity to try to see her in person, but one day I was in her town and got drunk and showed up at her work. I had no idea what to say to her, I mostly just stared at her sadly and she stared back. She ended up visiting me at the hotel I was staying at later, I had written her a long note telling her how I felt, how her friends had all told me to keep pursuing her even when she refused to talk to me since they hated the new guy, how she had wanted to get married but I hadn't been ready (I was 22 she was 20, I needed more time) but that we both deserved to give it more of a chance. In the end we both cried but she left and didn't talk to me again for almost a year. She messaged me online one day last year just asking how I am, she is still with the other guy and says he has never let her down in the way I did. It seems like she still knows she and I are perfect for each other but she just can't get over what she sees as a major betrayal on my part in doubting our love and still having feelings for my high school sweetheart. She texted me after New Years and I asked her why she still messages me, that she shouldn't be offended by the question but that I'm really curious what she gets out of staying in touch with me even though she says she is happy and content with the other guy. She hasn't responded.
firefeng ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 17:01:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can't comment honestly on this, since I'm just an anonymous bit of scrub who doesn't have the details--and honestly, since I'm a human being, even then I doubt I would have anything helpful because I'm really terrible at being human--but I'ma comment anyway since I'm a flawed motherfucker.
I have loved and seen my love whisked away from me. At first I blamed myself, because I was too spineless to keep them. Then I blamed God because reality was too cruel to face if the one I loved was taken away from me. Then I blamed them for hurting me. In your case, it might go any which way, but rather than being hurt, and hating, and continuing the process of sorrow, take a step back. She admitted that she loved you, and yet chose not to enter into a relationship with you again. You obviously love her, but are not in a relationship with her. You both love each other but never really talk to one another because you can't be in a relationship together. You admit you love each other, but both pretty much agree, consciously, or unconsciously, that you aren't gonna be in a relationship together. But you still aren't talking to each other.
What the fuck? Seriously. Personal story, since you shared with me: I had a best friend in high school. She was constantly flirting with me, but I always avoided it because back then, I was pretty damn broken (less broken now, but I also prefer solitude a lot more these days...). She was far too attractive/intelligent/social for me, but the first time we kissed, it was Heaven. But after that? I began thinking. I thought too much. I thought, she was too good for me, she wouldn't stick around for a loser like me...she tried to keep things up, but I pushed her away. I didn't deserve her. Being bipolar didn't help me; I moved 1200 miles away to escape my feelings for her after she moved on to someone else. Time wears on, never stops. 3-4 years later, she's got a kid with her new man, she's happily married. My scars have mostly healed over. She sends a facebook friend request. I accept. (Maybe it was Livejournal or myspace or some shit, fuck the internet and its ephemeral social networks.) 3 years later, she's still with the same guy, they're married, second kid has already popped out, and she's the friend she was in High School, even though we're thousands of miles apart. I couldn't be happier for her. I still love her, but not in the same way. She's a figurative member of my family. Of course I love her, of course I feel her pain when she's downtrodden, of course I want her to be happy. Maybe we were meant to be, maybe (probably...) we weren't, but because I love her I will always wish for her happiness even while I search for my own.
So, while I can't comment on your specific situation, because Fate's a trickster asshole and everyone's situations are different, I feel it is safe to say: If you love her, be friends with her. If her man is rotten, she's gonna need a good friend. If her man is awesome, you're gonna need a good friend. Love doesn't mean you get ownership over someone. Love means you get to be around someone who makes this broken world more goddamn beautiful and tolerable. She may have broken your world (and you, hers), but so long as you exist in the past your world will remain broken. Maybe she secretly wants you to be her knight in shining armor (note: from experience...I doubt it. Sorry, but it's the truth.), maybe she just wants you to be there as a friend, but ultimately, you two had an immense effect on each other, and it would be foolish to let it go to waste.
Even if you can't be together, you are obviously important to one another. Maybe I only say this because I had a few years more than you to recover, but you don't have to let "the one that got away" to get away. You just have to let her be free.
And, on a less serious note, oh, God, so many stalkers are going to misinterpret what I'm trying (and failing) to say here.
clothes_are_optional ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:10:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
shiet.. that's what it is man. that's why true "love" if it exists, is so rare.
grinde ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:33:26 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking teared up man...
yakk372 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:16 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think, from the story, she does want that, but it's not going to happen anyway. It's the typical romance dilemma - true love, and the other man, who she stays with.
Regardless, I know what it's like with the friend, the one you think of as attractive and intelligent, and all the head games you have to deal with to make it ok in your head. But, she dumped me, for another guy, in part, because she joined the navy; but maybe, he was "the guy", not me. And yeah, I'm "part" of her family.
BELIEVES_LIES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:21 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This...Just, this.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:25:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
@robswins
The answer is obvious; she still has feelings for you and she isn't 100% with the new guy. If you want her back, you need to go on the offensive and win her back. The longer you wait the more likely you will never get her back. My suggestions...
1) You said her friends believe she should be with you not the new guy. So if you are still in contact or close with any of them cultivate an ally. Learn everything you can about her situation and the new guy. Having someone on the inside pulling for you will help. Tread carefully though, pick the wrong one or push to hard and it could backfire.
2) Find an opening. You really only have two avenues of attack one is prone to backfire and the the other opens you up for soul crushing heartbreak.
a) Assassinate the new guy if possible. If there is dirt, expose it. Remove him from the equation. Obviously, this is predicated on there being dirt and as I said it could backfire horribly.
b) Grand sweeping romantic gesture. Find a time when new guy won't be around and she will be alone and available. You know her so you can decide how, where, and what but go big. Surprise her, meet her, take her someplace special...maybe somewhere with special significance. Bring flowers. Fall on your sword. Pour your heart out. You were scared by the talk of marriage. You were stupid. You spend every waking moment missing her. Blow her away. Don't hold back and hope it's enough.
...this is probably nothing you haven't already thought of but I needed to speak. I found my 100% and traveled half way across the country to make it happen. Friends and family thought I was insane. The time we have been together have been the best years of my life. So I encourage you to follow your heart and throw the hail mary pass. I wish you the best of luck.
robswins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
1) She doesn't hang out with them anymore. By all accounts she has no friends, she just works, goes to school and spends time with the guy.
2) I've already told her all the reasons I think the guy is wrong for her, but she was engaged in high school and the guy left her right before they were supposed to get married when she was 18 so she has no fuse for a guy turning his back on her which is what I did in her view. Honestly the time I met up with her and we talked I poured my heart out as best I could, told her everything I felt about her and how much I think about her but she is very stubborn and once her mind was made up that I had abandoned her she gave up on me. It doesn't matter how much I try to explain to her the depression I was going through at the time, she sees it as I still loved my ex which means I didn't completely love her. In a way I got what I deserved, the grass is always greener and I had put my high school ex up on a pedestal for years. In the end I got neither of them.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a controlling and/or abusive relationship. Coupled with the phone destruction and the sporadic messages to you, it deserves investigation. She may be looking for a way out. There may be hope.
Fight the good fight man. It ain't over till it's over.
robswins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
She insists she is very happy with him. That's her response any time I bring up us getting back together or anything negative about him. I don't think he physically abuses her but he is definitely an angry person from what she's said about him. She always tells me that if it's meant to happen between then it will someday, which I take to mean that I'm backup for if it doesn't work out with this other guy. I'm trying to move on with my life instead of just dwelling on it, I've gotten to the point where I have some interest in other girls finally so I think I'll just move on and if we happen to run into each other sometime down the road who knows.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:06 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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robswins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:32 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sure I'm down to hear more. I'm a poker player so psychological warfare is always interesting.
helloyesthisisgod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:12:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this story is exactly me in a nutshell, but remove the high school sweetheart thing, and put in, "she was looking for marriage at 19, and I had no idea what I wanted at 22." Everyone think's we're perfect for each other, but I broke it off because I was unsure if she was the one for me. She was the first girl I ever wanted to date, and my first girl friend. Danielle, I'm sorry for ever doubting us.
I'm now looking for my 80%.....
dejarnjc ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:02:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oi you people! Look, people change. The 100% girl for me when I was 18 IS NOT the 100% girl for me today. The 100% girl for me 2 years ago again isn't the 100% person for me today. I'm a different person, the girls are now different people. Finding the perfect person isn't about finding a 100% NOW match, it's about finding a person willing to grow with you and become that 100% match.
WarehouseJim ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:13:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I almost fell down the same spiral of regret those guys are on. Thanks for reminding me people change. Strength of feelings doesn't correlate to how good of a match someone is for you.
SparkitusRex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:21:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My boyfriend started dating a girl when he was 16, they dated for two years and then broke it off amicably. They always thought they were right for each other, but decided they didn't want to get too serious so young. Around 19 they decided to try again. Both families and familiar social circles said they were perfect for each other, each other's 100%. He hadn't talked to her in a while. When they were 16, she was a sweet perfect angel of a girl. His mother (who is one of the sweetest women ever) loved her and was happy they got back together. He found out in the short year and a half or so that had passed, she had become a paranoid, drug addicted, cheating whore. His mother (the same one who I have never heard her say a bad word about anyone ever) even said she was a terrible person the second time around. He suffered through a year with her before giving up on the idea that she was the same girl he fell in love with.
No idea how people can change that much, but they do. And I'm glad she did because otherwise I wouldn't have gotten him.
mishiesings ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was searching this thread for some sense and I'm glad I found it. Been with my girlfriend for 2 years which may not seem long, but your twenties are when you change the most and we love who we're both becoming.
firefeng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:33 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much this. I use the "% girl" as absolutes in my little narrative, but the reality is that the 99% girl for you today isn't going to be the 99% girl for you five years from now. And even if you're with the 70/80/90% girl for now, if you both end up happy (i.e., the fabled 100% couple), it doesn't fucking matter, because you're still fucking happy.
"Oh, I'm settling for less with this girl." Fuck you, you're both still happy.
"Oh, she's way outta my league." Fuck you, still happy.
"Oh, her genitalia spouts tentacles and attempts to dismember me during coitus." Fuck you, still--wait, you should probably get that looked at.
But you should never, ever gauge the status of your entire life off of your relationships, because relationships can change, and so, too, do you. Life isn't US Weekly.
dilithium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
if you want her, go get her. stop being sad. make it happen.
robswins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sooooo, kidnapping and rape then?
jwatsonATL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:13 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
damn dude. i know this all too well. circa '05 i met my 100% girl in passing. she was a friend of a bandmate. instantly i knew. unfortunately, she was with someother douche and it ended there. until she showed up at my 90% girls house with same friends, single, a couple years later for NYE. weirdest night of my fucking life! had intimate moments with both, fucked my head up, ended up sleeping on the couch in the living room of 90%''s apartment, while 100% was asleep in the other room. couple of weeks later, i confessed undying love to 100%, only to be shot down cause she wasn't ready. CRUSHED. off and on dating/mindgames for the next 2yrs until i got into a relationship with my 85%. no more contact with 100%. THEN, brake-up with 85%, mutual friend of 100% dies, we see eachother @ the funeral. INSTANTLY torrent of feelings come back. 3yrs later, we just moved into our second house, and i'm putting a ring on her finger in a few weeks ;) Moral: don't let her slip away if she's your 100%. if its right, you'll find the timing to make it work.
double0penguin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:54:10 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is exactly what I needed. I've spent the past two days composing my thoughts over a girl that, for some reason unknown to me, I am not willing to give up on. I've been through a lot of emotional shit for a 23 year old, and there's just something about this one...
(aside: "100% Perfect Girl" has always been my favorite of Murakami's works)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that this is an overly romantic notion. The OP says he was 22. 22. 100% perfect my ass. Live with her for 7 years, be married to her for 20. Then come back and talk to me about perfect.
Might he have second thoughts? Sure, but so do we all. You wonder if you had stayed with that one girl, had applied for that one job, taken piano lessons instead of stayed home and watched Thundercats. Whatever, it's part of human nature. But stalking someone and living with regret? That's something young people think will happen but that old people know is young people wasting their time when they could be getting on with their life.
firefeng ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly my point. Living with regret will almost always end worse than letting nature take its course. But do we stop at regret or no regret? Or do we attempt to make our lives and the lives of others better?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What?
Seriously though, pursue her until she takes legal action? That's not making anyone's life better. Crying about it and then moving on is. I spent a long time hung up on girl. Longer than was fair to my next girl friend, and it threatened our relationship. My regret is thinking that there was a 100% perfect girl out there. My regret is not sucking it up and driving on a lot earlier than I did. Stalking someone and thinking you're going to be scarred for the rest of your life because it didn't work out means that you are: a.) young or naive enough to think that 100% perfect is a thing and b.) cruel enough to make her miserable.
firefeng ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:54:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Yes, seriously. I totally meant for the person to whom I replied to harass her until the point of legal action. IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY.
(More seriously: no, do not stalk your significant others, but do try to understand that some of them want you, some of them want you as friends, and some of them DO NOT WANT!!!1!).
The only thing making anyone's life better is the understanding that isolated internet stories are not the microcosm for their own life. I provided my advice, along with a bit of personal context, for the original comment. While a part of me feels, "OMG, I totally helped someone 2day!!!one", another part of me thought, "I really, really hope that my experience helped someone work through their own personal demons."
Your regret may be "not sucking it up", but someone else's regret will inexorably be "I didn't suck it up and she left me". No one answer is correct for everyone, and we damned well better shore up those whose confidence is lacking lest they go without sucking it up, because those who swallow their pride is few and far between. Either possibility exists, and to abandon one group for another is simply cruelty at its most devious.
But, really, there is a 100% girl for you. Whether or not you are happy with a, say, 80% girl, though, is really up to you. Happiness has too many criteria for your denotation to dictate.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This... I don't even know what this means anymore.
OTJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:31 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the term "interminable bastion of despair" gave me the oddest boner
Hobo_jack ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 14:57:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The 99% perfect girl?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:41:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
robswins was the 1%. She Occupied his love life.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 15:01:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
99.999999999999%. You could go 99.9repeated% but .9repeated is theoretically equal to one. So pretty much as many 9s as you can cram in without using the repeated symbol.
calrogman ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:22:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fixed that.
dejarnjc ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:04:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oi you redditors! Look, people change. The 100% girl for me when I was 18 IS NOT the 100% girl for me today. The 100% girl for me 2 years ago again isn't the 100% person for me today. I'm a different person, the girls are now different people. Finding the perfect person isn't about finding a 100% NOW match, it's about finding a person willing to grow with you and become that 100% match. So just keep on growing and move on, it'll happen anyway!
yawntastic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:59 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am getting married to a woman in two months.
She is at least 85%. I know this, and I know that she is real.
I would have it no other way
ejpusa ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:07:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Murakami He comes on subtle, then wraps words around you, and then just drops you. Just drops you back to real.
oil_field_trash ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:23:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I found the 100% perfect girl one lonely night in January . Nearly 1000 miles away from home and 400 miles north of the Arctic circle, I stepped outside of my comfort zone and made contact with a stranger over the intraweb and she being a equally social awkward penguin returned that contact. We made correspondence over the next two weeks telling eachother about ourselves and decided we should meet on Valentine's day the day after I came home. Was surprised to find out were from the same town so when I landed in Anchorage I began my drive south, I currently lived in Palmer which is north of Anchorage. I made it to town and stayed with my brother and told him about this girl I randomly made contact with across MySpace and he told me they used to work together and he once tried and failed a hookup. The next evening I called and got her address and it was strangely familiar, it was across the street from my father's home that I lived at through my teens. I never knew she existed before hand never by chance caught a glimpse of her. We were married last June and ever day since has been the best day of my life. I guess you can look far and wide for the perfect girl but if you don't pay attention that girl could live 100 ft. away and you would never know what you've been missing.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:50:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't mind telling you, there's a very good chance your wife is the alien from "The Thing"...
oil_field_trash ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the one who's in -70ยฐf right now... see you soon; )
CMEast ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:07:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That feeling. That moment. That second when you make eye contact with them and excitement and fear boils up inside of you, pouring into your brain until rational thought has been pushed up and out of your head and all that's left is that wild-eyed, rabbit-hearted panic. Trees and people melt away and they stand there, looking at you blush and burst open; desperately trying to gather your scattered self together so that you can piece together a smile, a hello... anything but be this!
That feeling is just chemicals. It's a phantom. Deja Vu. If you turn away from it then it'll fade and be but one more childish dream you once had, a balloon whose string broke - and that's ok because balloons sag and shrink if you hold onto them and we all eventually wake up.
So DON'T turn away! Chase it! Hold it in your arms and don't let go, no matter what!
super-rad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:05:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to thank your introducing Murakami to large group of people. One of my absolute favorite authors. Thanks for spreading the good word
MiserubleCant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:44 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just hope that some decent fraction of these people who "wow"'d at a 2 min short story, remember/bother to hit the library, bookshop or amazon and take a chance on the Wind-up Bird Chronicles, or <INSERT_FAVOURITE>.
DogansRow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:31:15 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is no 100% with people. Love starts as a feeling and becomes a choice.
renegade_9 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:03:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that is incredibly poignant for something so short. Wow.
mushroomgirl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:21:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wow, just wow.
im really just commenting on this so that i will have a link to it in future.
fro2short ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
seconded
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:34:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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mushroomgirl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:10:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
doesnt work for me for some reason, when i save links/comments on my PC in work they dont show up when i log in at home.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:45:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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mushroomgirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have RES installed, saved links still don't work for me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:36:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was just pointing out that for the vast majority of users, there isn't a save button.
TitaniumShovel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, with Reddit Enhancem- ahh fuck it, we all know this joke.
soup_special ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So brave
Rosie2jz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:41:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
well that was depressing...
ins0mnum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:09:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is wonderful.. Thanks for sharing.
WolfInTheField ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know, as beautiful as that is, it doesn't have a happy end...
zmizzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Saving this.
makubex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is why Murakami is one of my favorite authors. There's not much detail at all about the setting in this story, yet somehow I'm able to envision the street perfectly-almost like I've been there before.
He's a master at painting environments without even needing to describe them.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That story is just so, so Japanese.
Reminded me a lot of the "8cm Per Second" movie.
optiontrader1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:55 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My friend, Chris Powell, turned me on to this almost ten years ago. Good stuff.
Karanime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:00 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My 100% perfect girl was straight. I guess, to clarify, the only person I've ever had that experience with was her.
zombatart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, i've read it before... re-reading it kinda makes me a bit depressed, though resolved. Thanks for linking it.
NeverDisagrees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
woah.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you so much for sharing this.
Internetbon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Very poignant.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:01:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck Murakami and this shit. Seriously, what's the special thing about this gewgaw?
eddie234drums ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 12:16:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't read this but WOW OMG [comment so I can read this later]
TheStreisandEffect ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 14:25:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Because that's the ONLY way it's possible!
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:53:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's a section on Craigslist for you people.
mike413 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:46 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I was thinking... but (seriously) I'll bet bestof actually gives him a better chance.
I think craigslist missed connections is probably more like a rage comic, and the chances of actually success are probably less than the lottery.
mudpizza ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 14:39:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude. Last time I felt that, I married the girl.
FIND HER NO MATTER THE COST
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:21:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously you two had a long space adventure together in another galaxy. You fought in wars, toppled alien dictators, flew around in a rouge ship with a friendly, hilarious, and diverse group of aliens, saw beauties and colors that are completely incommunicable due to the limitations of our minds and language, and eventually... fell in love.
However there were too many attempts on your life by various zealots and partisans. The highs of your adventurous life were juxtaposed by terrors and loneliness of space. You talked about going back to Earth, but Julia would have none of it. She wanted to stay, she thought the adventure was worth the risks, you're relationship was worth it. But you knew you guys would eventually slip up, eventually someone would get a bomb on your ship, poison your food, compromise your radiation shielding. You cared for her too much to let her die like that, it was just too dangerous.
So one night as your two were in your bunk viewing a nebula out your window, you said "I love you", you looked down and saw she had fallen asleep on your shoulder. At that moment you took out a small device and placed it against her head, pressed a button and at the blink of an indicator light, all her memories were gone. She was now in a state of stasis, you carried her to her bed and began the long journey home.
A new house was constructed, memories for the missing time was implanted. And an entire family of shape-shifting, immortal alien protectorates (grateful for your help in freeing their people) were assigned to Julia for the rest of her life. Upon her death, they could return home, the debt repaid.
Once she was safe, you went to your favorite beach. The one you would tell Julia about as you stayed up in bed star gazing late at night. You placed the memory wiper in the sand, laid down on a towel, looked to the sky, and as you rested your head on the machine it activated.
The memories and adventures flashed through your mind as they were erased forever, all of the spine tingling highs, and the soul crushing lows, the friends, the faces, the wonder. When all was done the machine disintegrated and you would awake 30 minutes later.
All the years you spent together lingered in your brain like an after taste, a faint dream on the beach. You knew there was something there, you would reach for it, but the memories were decaying like they had a half life of 5 seconds. The more you tried to remember them, the more they faded. And all would be gone by the time you got in your hot car and turned the ignition. Just a regular sun drenched day, you wondered what to do with.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:54 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That was awesome
wayoutwest128 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 15:15:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How long ago was this? Colleges track their visitors like dolphins. A little smooth talk could yield an email address.
zombatart ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:31:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Oh shit. I know someone who works in admissions too!! Great fucking idea!!!
edit: nevermind, she works in alumni relations.
philogynistic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:18:10 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Even if she works in alumni relations, surely she knows a guy who knows a guy?
fragglet ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:13:13 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And make sure you tell her your story. If she's like most women who like cheesy romance movies I bet she'll be glad to help out.
90kandi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
try to see if she can find out!
joedogg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Alumni relations is a thing?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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wayoutwest128 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:13 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's not good form for colleges to give out personal information, but it's arguably not a violation of FERPA (Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act). We're talking about the information of prospective students, not current students. It's almost certainly a violation of office policy and best practices, which is why it takes some smooth talk.
Azrael11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
why doesn't this have more upvotes?
grandwahs ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 06:17:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Man I totally feel for you, I have experienced a similar situation.
Do all you can to get to the front page with this! School, year, etc. We'll help you out bro!
ThisNameTookaWhile ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 06:46:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit's Next Challenge:Reunite zombatart with his past life mystery woman! C'mon Redditors we're good at this stuff!
Sunlis ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:34:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We may not be able to do our jobs or homework, but this we can fucking do.
[deleted] ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 15:30:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Here I am. It's Julio now btw.
Lanky33 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 06:50:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Exact same thing happened to me years ago. I was working at a retail clothing store and a girl from out of town came in to look at something. We each caught the other's eye and instantly felt that we knew each other. It wasn't just a feeling that we knew each other in passing, but like we were good friends who had known each other for years. We compared life stories and that was pretty much the only time we had ever even been in the same city together. We both felt the exact same way. Weird.
zombatart ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:59:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
so ... what happened??
thedotandtheline ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:49:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He murdered her
shartmobile ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:50:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He ate her.
Azrael11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
giggity
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 09:37:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
1 Try Facebook 2 Watch "Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind"
john2540 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:28:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
emotion is a dumb emotion
MoreOvaltine ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:27:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
JULIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
watoad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:52 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There are four lights?
belsambar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:45 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
cowboy bebop?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:30:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something like this happened to me this one time when I was strolling around the city I lived in, except I didn't stick around to talk. I spotted this striking young woman, sitting down at a table with friends, and immediately felt as if I know her, and like her, but I couldn't tell from where. She saw me too, and her face sort of lit up, as if she felt the same. I said hi. She said hi back. We were pleasantly surprised to see each other, but unsure.
Then my awkwardness kicked in. I didn't know how to continue, since she was with company, and walked away.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:17 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was once walking around in a shopping mall near closing somewhere down near Santa Barbara. While wandering the building, I saw a beautiful pale young woman with dark hair wearing a slinky black dress. She seemed to be waiting for someone, or maybe just was sitting there bored. It was about 10'PM, can't remember what day of the week. The memory haunts me to this day. Who was she, and why was she there of all places? Who was the girl in black? More importantly, why have I never been able to forget her? Since that day she's just been the girl named no one.
My glitch in the Matrix.
ChaosNil ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:53:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was hoping this ended with "and now we have been married for 6 years."
Now all I want is for it to end with "and then I found it, and we have been married ever since."
Spike_Spiegel ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:49:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm looking for Julia, too.
d-smoove ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:20:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant for both OP and you, Spike:
"It's all just a dream"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:22:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing.
JustWhistle ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:37:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is Reddit - post the college, we could probably find her in 24 hours.
Golden-Calf ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:21:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, that's my name. I'm reasonably sure this isn't me but I like to pretend it is.
mjklin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:43:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
AMADO NERVO, MEXICAN (1870-1919)
Cloud887 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:51:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am sad now...
bigsandwiches ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:46:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1385826/
zombatart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thats like the 3rd mention of that movie. Time to go watch it, i guess!
FuckYouGuys ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:59:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had an identical experience, except it was a random guy at a party, and we knew all kinds of things about each other- name, what we were studying, crazy random things. It was mind-boggling. We talked for a good half an hour trying to find any conceivable overlap in our lives. He didn't even live in the city where we met. There was basically no possible way we could have known each other, but we did. Very disconcerting. I still think about that dude all the time. I figured I would remember eventually where I knew him from, or run into him again, but it never happened.
divinesleeper ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:35:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If your name was Romeo, this would all suddenly make alot more sense.
Arronwy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:45 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or Spike.
hedonismbot89 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:24:20 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you haven't yet found her but really want to, try /b/ over at 4chan. They're scary and the place is a hive of crazy, but they're really good at finding someone. I once saw them be able to find a girl based on her name, her favorite pokemon and a time zone location. This all happened in about 3 hours. /b/ scares the crap out of me but they're good at what they do.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:18:10 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. I knew 4chan was legendary, but you just blew my mind.
TinTinCT617 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:20:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't read so much into this experience. You had some initial mutual attraction, which is great, but you missed the opportunity. I think a lot of the emotions and significance you are now assigning to this experience has a lot more to do with your own inner thoughts and feelings than with the girl or your connection with her.
I know too many guys who make similar "mistakes". They have difficulty maintaining healthy relationships with people that are actually in their life, so they place girls that are unattainable on a pedestal. Basically, it's just a fantasy. If you met this girl and started dating her, there would be problems and issues just like in any relationship.
My advice to you is to stop pining over some mystery girl you don't really even know and focus on finding meaningful relationships in your real life.
zombatart ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:30:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not exactly crippled by this experience -- I met a girl in college I was with for 3 years, and have since been in a few relationships. The experience was simply wildly out of the norm, and i've never felt anything like it since. It wasn't attraction in the traditional sense, either, but a product of both confusion of not recognizing the person mixed with a strong sense of knowing them at the same time.
debzilla ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:42:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This same exact thing happened to me once. I was walking to town, ran into this guy, and we both said at the same time: do I know you? We exchanged names but couldn't figure out how we knew each other. Hate to be a buzz kill but there is nothing cosmic about it. We probably had seen each other around at some point, but had forgotten about it.
zombatart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:03:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My initial thought was this as well. Though I grew up in CT, she somewhere in the midwest, iirc, and I'd never been to Baltimore before. We'd never travelled to the same cities, or gone through similar programs. Additionally up until meeting her I had never really known/interacted with more than say 10 black people, as my hometown is very, very white. Still possible but seems somehow unlikely
jonlucc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Julia you seek is black and from the midwest? She probably pursued art, but of course might not still be an artist.
leftist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:50:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Strongly recommend that you do a post to find this mystery girl and make her a woman at last.
ProstheticBabe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:23:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Gosh I was hoping that you'd say tha you guys ended up married or together
MC650 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:30:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
People ask me if they've met me a lot, actually. It's quite unnerving at times.
Socialyawsomepenguin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:27:45 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me every once in awhile, people always think I'm someones brother.
linuxiux ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:43:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why is it fucked up? It's just love. You morons.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:59:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that is some sci-fi romance level shit right there. Reminds me a little of the Adjustment Bureau
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:53:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your dad cheated on your mom and she's your half sister.
Alecm3327 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:02:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reincarnation. Call me crazy but, I think that I was reincarnated, that i was a ww2 pilot, when i was 6 i knew everything about fighter jets..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Funny how everybody thinks they were a soldier at Gettysburg who also signed the Declaration of Independence and presided over the embalming of King Tut as an Egyptian high priest, but nobody ever says "I think I was a cobbler who hit his wife and drank himself to death, when I was six I knew everything about resoling leather boots."
livejamie ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:45:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're Crazy
armyjackson ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:13:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know the feeling. I met that person in my life and we thought the same thing, but the timing was bad, but we thought we would end up together one day somehow and went on with our separate lives. Then I found out he passed away.
blustermonkey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:52:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you can do some research on Facebook... That or get the sleuths on 4Chan to help out. I saw a story on here not long ago where those fuckers got some girls FB account for a guy with a similar story in no time with just a first name.
insalubrious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not familiar with 4chan please somebody post this there
blustermonkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You might want to go there and look around for a bit. They wont react well to someone posting it for someone else. They need to know how you feel about this girl. Imagine those creepy dudes in 300 that Leonidas had to get permission from to go to war. He didn't send a courier.
This is a challenge you must face alone. Unless you're Meatloaf of course and this is what you were referring to when you said "but I won't do that".
tairygreene ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:14:30 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this never happened.
belongstomin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:44:53 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Might be late to add to this thread but holy shit. This happened to me a few months ago too. It was the beginning of my first semester of university, I walk into my lecture hall and I see this guy. We both immediately greet each other as if we were already friends.. but then we realized.. we haven't met yet. We're friends now, but we still don't understand why we feel like we knew each other. Freaky.
scientologist2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:15:00 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
past lives.
but don't tell anyone.
They won't believe it.
cheestaysfly ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:20:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps you were lovers in a past life!
Whoreadswhoreads ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:31:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Butterfly Effect?
jetpacktuxedo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:58:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So... You married her, right?
zombatart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haven't seen or heard from her since
pblokhout ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:32:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, if you know her name and where she's from let us find her together! I'd like to help.
naturalflavors ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:04:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
twins. but you know this.
ender21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:51:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You will now meet her again two minutes before you walk down the aisle to wed your bride. You will call off the marriage, run away with Julia, and later find out that you were actually twins separated at birth and given up for adoption.
pacmans_mum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:27:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
She's your twin sister you never knew about.
Trevor1993 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:32:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was she hot?
zombatart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At the time I wasn't particularly taken by her physical attractiveness, I was distracted by the bewildering juxtaposition of the bond I felt against the lack of recognition. In retrospect yes, she was attractive, but it wasn't about that.
SniperTooL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:11:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
She betrayed you, Winston.
CelebrantJoker ยท 828 points ยท Posted at 02:00:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to have a lot of weird run ins with seeing strange men in suits at random times/places a few years back. I always thought this was matrix related (agents), but then I discovered slender man.
[deleted] ยท 975 points ยท Posted at 03:17:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I used to work at a deli at a supermarket, but hadn't in a year maybe. Then my friend who was still working there said some hot young lady cop came in with a really old picture of me asking where she could find me. My current address was available and sadly a more recent mug shot was also available. She had a picture of me when I was 18 (i was 25 when this happened). I thought it was a terminator. Then in the proceeding months was pulled over numerous times for bullshit reasons, 5mph over, running a yellow etc. and was held at the traffic stop for way longer than usual and never given any citation. On one occasion after 20 minutes of being pulled over, a black unmarked incredibly tinted crown vic pulled behind the cop car. The cop seemed to have been waiting for it. Nobody came out but the cop walked over to it and spoke with whoever was inside for a little while then they let me go.
Now years later i swear I see sketchy cars drive past my house.
nasi_lemak ยท 664 points ยท Posted at 03:49:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the only plausible explanation is that you're a child agent being tested with the government's new memory wiping/replacing technology and are on their watch-list. your whole life up to now has been a lie.
wilu ยท 147 points ยท Posted at 03:54:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shhhh
[deleted] ยท 157 points ยท Posted at 04:54:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't tell him!
BlackZeppelin ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 05:11:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seems legit.
HunterUrban2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:31:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oddly appropriate user name....
AgentxLeavening ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
by telling him we are putting his life in danger.
xG33Kx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone remember what happens in The Forgotten?
DANgerous1614 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:32:44 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope i forgot
[deleted] ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 04:32:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Time to fuck with them, start buying guns and ammo in large quantities. Randomly pull out your cellphone while walking down the street (or when near a windows) and put it to your face but don't dial any numbers. Move your lips as if you are talking, nod your head, and change facial expression. This will freak them out and make them think you have a second line which they don't know about. Even better if you do get a second phone but never connect or activate it.
Edit: One of the comments say that they think you are a terrorist which would make sense. Check under your or under the wheel well for magnetic tracking devices and if you do what I originally posted you will notice the random pull overs start again.
appropriate-username ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 06:12:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of the guy who actually found a tracking device in his car after talking about a bomb on reddit :) good times...
Vaernil ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:49:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Link, please? That's some interesting stuff!
rootlinuxusr ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 07:51:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
First result for 'Reddit GPS tracking'.
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2011/11/gps-tracker-times-two/all
Vaernil ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:20:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I admit to being just plain lazy but somebody already answered me. Have an upvote anyway, friend.
appropriate-username ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:55:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
pfft wired
http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/dmh5s/does_this_mean_the_fbi_is_after_us/
jrriddle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:49:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2011/11/gps-tracker-times-two/all/1
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:10:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, but on further investigation it was found he was under surveillance anyway because his uncle or some shit was thought to be connected with extremist rings.
MegaOctopus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:04:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Here's a crazy thought. If this is legit, whose to say these agents aren't tracking his Reddit account. Maybe by responding to him, you just briefly put yourself on the FBI's radar. Maybe an agent looked through your comment history. Maybe you're now in some database.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:27:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I delete my account every couple of months. This is the longest I have ever kept an account. So they would get about 4 months of you guessed it mostly Chicago sports. So they can see how optimistic I was before injuries ripped through our football team and left me feeling shitty for the last couple of weeks. Then basketball season started and all is well for now sitting on top of the conference. If they want to see how I feel about the team and other NFL teams they would definitely get some material. Pretty much the worst think I have done on this account so far is used descriptions or accounts of the game without the NFL's consent which is prohibited.
0goober0 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 08:54:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's not sketchy at all that you delete your account every few months, and you know what the most illegal thing you've posted with this account is.
no_splattering ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:59:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you are now too, maybe I ..ohh shit
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:48:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Unless they are doing a study to see if following people makes them crazy.
Hmm, talking into his cellphone without dialing a number? Check.
Atario ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:59:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Remember when you were six? You and your brother snuck into an empty building through a basement window. You were going to play doctor. He showed you his, but when it got to be your turn you chickened and ran; you remember that? You ever tell anybody that? Your mother, Tyrell, anybody? Remember the spider that lived outside your window? Orange body, green legs. Watched her build a web all summer, then one day there's a big egg in it. The egg hatched...
captnkurt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:32:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
RACHEL: And a hundred baby spiders came out... and they ate her.
Our local movieplex is playing Blade Runner as the midnight movie tonight, BTW. Coincidence? Or GITM??
SarahPalinisaMuslim ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:48:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...or paranoid schizophrenia. But there's a small chance of being Nash-level genius!
huitlacoche ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:43:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also, its actually FakeCheeseFlavor
singularityneuromanc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:53:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
made me think of this
bradlo19 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:59:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We've got a leak. Move in alpha team
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:06:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not the only plausible explanation.
He might be black.
mal4ik_mbongo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:07:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Finally, I found you, Herbert. Here is the key that will lead you: ochnis, otkroy somknuty negoy vzory na vstrechu severmoi avrory zvezdoyu severa yavis. We have seven children together back in our house in Cider Sprints. Run, Hilbert, they are after you cannot type now
IThinkIThinkTooMuch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:55:38 on April 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The fact that this guy's account is now [deleted] is the scariest shit in this entire thread.
jb2386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Cheese Flavor is not Real.
Danielo944 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE
chedderslam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
D. A. R. Y. L.
chedderslam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Data Analyzing Robot Youth Lifeform
LeetButter6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"New", hah
The_Noisemaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Project Christmas
makubex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Uggh, now they're going to have to come kill you. Don't worry though, they'll make it look like an accident.
notfromthegovernment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:16 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lol silly civilian like me, of course not.
imtrappedinabox ยท 555 points ยท Posted at 04:01:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In 2 years, 7 months, 18 days, 7 hours, and 53 minutes or so you will find out why this happened. Do not ask again.
[deleted] ยท 181 points ยท Posted at 04:05:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're 3 days off of my birthday..
[deleted] ยท 349 points ยท Posted at 04:10:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, he's talking about your real birthday. Try and keep up.
[deleted] ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 05:38:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Note to self, I was here for this.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:12:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
when did that acquire 90 karma :o
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:14:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some time between 4:10 UTC and 6:12 UTC. =)
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:20:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I believe you are correct!
spacekow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same I want to know how this plays out!
Cyborg771 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:28:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The memory wiping process takes exactly three days...
cryptobub ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:16:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i will be expecting a TIL
kevlar21 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:05:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do a follow up!
AlienGrill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:12:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He did say "or so".
Edibleface ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This would have been even creepier if that had been his only post. Especially since he joined reddit only 14 days after you.
imtrappedinabox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck... I didn't post this...
zombie_loverboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:21 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
5 days off mine!
GrandviewOhio ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 04:22:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
re-post this in the next 10 minutes to 10 of your friends
jcdj1996 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 05:27:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
or your mom will be struck by dog-shaped lightening
rachburd ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:30:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I really needed this laugh after all this thought trauma I've endured reading this thread....
NineteenthJester ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:33:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why August 30, 2014?
bacon_pie ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:35:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's the day of my 30th birthday. I just got the craziest case of the chills... >_>;
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
That's my 26th birthday. WTF IS GOING ON HERE?!
EDIT: From doing a little math, the day should be August 31, 2014 at roughly 2 or 3 AM EST.
jesus_____christ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:57:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A good psychic would never be that specific.
90kandi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:58:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
he isnt a psychic. he's a government agent who knows about his case. thats why he said "do not ask again." its a warning
jesus_____christ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You look like a reliable source of information! Are you one of those owls that can't reach the shift key without jumping awkwardly?
Taiokaion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:23:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, what would you know? You're trapped in a box!
AvidLebon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The voice in my head just read that in the "Pushing Dasies" narrator voice.
etree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your username. It is relevant.
bldkis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Replying in the hopes that 2 and a half years something badass will happen to OP and he'll rush here and be like "holy fuck you guys"
Majora03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
God damn it quit fucking around and get out of that box.
Tredid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:07:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or you'll be trapped in a box, like this guy.
Smooth_Operator_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:55:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I swear to you right now. This is the exact date of my 23rd birthday. It's literally within hours of being 100% accurate.
avsa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should save the date and troll him again when the time comes..
uneekfreek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:50:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant username is scary.
Phonesringindude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or so.. Nice touch.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This guy has experience, and RealCheeseFlavor will likewise be stuck in a box.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pssh, yeah like the world's not gonna end in 2012.
lurklurkmuthatruka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"or so". haha!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:32 on June 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that's my birthday...what the fuck is going to happen on my 19th birthday
imtrappedinabox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:19 on June 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A man will die, and a regime will fall.
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 03:59:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you Arabic or Muslim
What did you do to get arrested
Do you associate with any drug dealers or murderers
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 04:05:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
1) no white
2) possession sleeping pills at 18, DUI at 21,
3) at the time I would buy (weed) from maybe 2 bottom rung dealers, just a gram or an eighth. That was the only 'connection' I had with anything like that.
But I knew why they were watching me. I didn't want to say because it was cooler that way.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:08:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TELL US
[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 04:28:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm not sure what made me catch 'their' (dunno who) eye first. I probably got on their radar when I went to an anti-protest of a neo-nazi protest, the biggest in washington DC since WWII. The cops had us blockaded around a large fountain. Me, like a lot of people were dressed in all black with bandanas. Someone handed me a big black flag. The only big thing there the group of about 80 people blockaded in had. I was with 5-6 of my friends and I decided with the help of my friends to trigger a mob mentality of follow the leader. I rushed the barriers they had set up and everyone followed, I knocked it over and we rushed out.
There were thousands of us that weren't blockaded and upon seeing the 80 or more people running as a group with some guy in front holding a giant black flag, everyone followed suit. I ended up leading a group of god knows how many people through the streets of DC stopping traffic trying to catch up with the nazi rally that had moved on. I turned a corner and we saw a group of neo-nazi's that had broken away from the rally standing and smoking. I yelled something like "THEY'RE THEY ARE! CHARGE!" And 600-1000 I'm not really sure but it was a whole hell of a lot of people turned the corner and the neo-nazi's turned ghost white (eh white) They ended up getting beaten. Through out this time a helicopter seemed to be right above my head.
Since we stayed put we were barricaded in again. and the cops went right for me. They took me and a few of my friends that I handed the flag back and forth too after we had stopped. They took our pictures, our name and other info and asked us "what group was I apart of".
Because they couldn't really prove anything we were let go.
Fast forward a few years and My friends and I were still going to anti-war protests and what not. I stayed out of trouble but my friends were arrested periodically for the usual not following police orders kinda crap nothing serious but we were on their radar as some sort of anarchist group.
During this time I was into hacktivism. You can probably guess what that is. I did things here and there that I wont say but what I think further put me on they're radar was my attempt to 'hack the terror network'. Which was to say, I spent a lot of time on a lot of questionable websites scanning them for info. I was of course in contact with various other hackers on forums irc etc. and you never know who those people are, what they are involved with etc. I could have brushed shoulders with some big shots or something I would never have known, it's very secretive.
I was also somewhat of a supporter of the Earth Liberation front but nothing more than that but that's something they would have found out.
During this time, through subversive means scanned and mapped the entire east coast network of Staples (retail store) while I was working there. Corporate big wigs flew down in a helicopter to try to get me to admit to it or face charges (coworkers knew i was 'good with computers') I admitted and was fired. Dunno if the feds or whoever caught wind of that though I wouldn't be surprised.
So yea, take your pick, plenty of reasons why I would get on their radar.
Now though, The only thing I do on the internet is browse reddit and facebook and am just a normal guy. And I'm not involved in any kind of activist group.
DarqWolff ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 04:34:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
YOU SADISTIC FUCK, YOU KILLED MY FATHER
RelaxRelapse ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:45:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You did what to Staples? Sorry.. I just don't understand what you did :/
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:58:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't really even call it a hack really. This was really just my boredom at work and my curiosity that got the better of me. I wanted to see how the network infrastructure was like. So I got a program on the network that would scan a range of IP addresses. It's something called a banner grabber. It's a quick and easy way to scan a wide range of IP addresses and find information about the services provided by it. I scanned about 5,000 IP addresses I just couldn't stop I kept wanting to get more and more info, it was reckless and I knew it. But I was young and stupid. any who, what the banner grabber would do was ping next ip address in the range to see if it was 'alive' (ie turned on) then it was attempt to connect to predetermined ports I set up. I had just had them attempt to connect to common to ports like ftp, mail ports, telnet, ssh, http, finger, NETBIOS, and a series of other ones I later added once I had used the information from previous scans to clue me in to things that are more likely to be running. If the program did connect to say port 21 which is for FTP, the server would send over a banner that identifies it's type and version to whatever program is connecting to it, this is pulled right out of the packets that were sent back.
So what I would have at the end of it. was a table of live computers/servers and what services they were offering and the type of server and versions. I also could see routers, switches printers etc.
Not to my surprise they were running very old stuff and I found the entire network could be brought down if a hacker wanted to.
TheTreeMan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:38:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You missed your shot! All you had to do was explain that to them. Explain you found out their network was very insecure, and could be brought down by a hacker if they wanted to.
Then they would listen. Offer to help them fix it or something, and you're in. You're a pro IT guy for Staples.
And then you lose your job in February of 2010 when they go bankrupt.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:45:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It rarely works that way. They went bankrupt? that's funny because I also worked at COMPUSA and then they got shut down.
myotheralt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:29:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can I hire you to work for my competitors?
RelaxRelapse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:16:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. Definitely interesting. Thanks for the response!
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:45:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Where is the next meet? Just kidding I believe you. It's really hard to be a redditor and do anything productive.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:36:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy. Shit.
utchemfan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:37:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Similar thing happened to my grandfather. He was the president of the regional ACLU chapter (state or university, I'm not sure), and was an activist for La Raza Unida. Combine this with being a university professor, and you get why he was followed. The worst incident he had, however, was driving home one day, a white van with "U.S. Government" plates was parked outside the house. As he walked to his front door, the driver took several pictures, then drove off. Beyond that, he never really had problems.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:47:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's creepy man.
le_suck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:10:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ah, you must have downloaded wolverine then.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:04:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:29:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ok will do.
CSFFlame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There are probably sites with better hiding spots, if you find one you can call the ACLU or you can have fun with it...
galacticpastry ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:01:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THEY'RE AFTER YOUR REAL CHEESE FLAVOR!
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 04:11:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NO
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:53:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is so....fucking awesome.
Murkantilism ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:08:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did the hot lady cop look like this woman? Ask your friend.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ok i will
Dentarthurdent42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:12:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if serious... but that's an actor from "Fringe"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh i didn't know.
Murkantilism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha yea sorry, the funny thing is though, the guy in a comment right below yours described a man in a suit much like another character from the show Fringe.
CoolWeasel ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:55:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They think you are a terrorist, son.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:07:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're not paranoid if someone is really after you.
But nobody's after you.
So you're paranoid.
RevDan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:54:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is true. It's because your views are wrong and must be corrected.
juaquin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:23:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Check under your car for GPS trackers. The Feds have a hard-on for them lately.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lol ok
BuddhistJihad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:32:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This made me glance around and check my arms for sharpie marks.
Prathik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:56:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you been involved in any shady stuff?
lemcott ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:51:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I see way too many windowless conversion vans. doesnt matter what color, just commercial conversion vans, windshield and back door windows extremely tinted. Just like you i got pulled one day, and lo and behold, one of them parks behind the cop, who was standing at my door talking to me. He looks at the van, squinting a little bit like he couldn't recognize something, then nodded, and went back to talking to me.
another time, i was sitting in my room (the room in the very front corner of the house, and i see a van pull into my driveway, though this time, the windshield wasn't tinted too dark, and i could see two men in uniforms sitting in the front. the driver looked around, saw me in the window, said something to the passenger, and they backed out and pulled off. I could never place the uniforms, they looked like standard cop riot gear suits, but less bulky, and the patches didnt look like anything I've seen on a cop's uniform.
bjgood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:11:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My cousin is a cop, and told me that it isn't uncommon to request a "roll by" when pulling someone over, which just means to send another nearby cop to the spot just in case. More likely on a slow day, or if you have a past record when they run your license.
So then in this case the nearest guy happened to be the unmarked unit, and when he came by and it was clearly a routine stop they chatted for a bitand he left.
iamadogforreal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:33:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You were probably a person of interest in some case. The black car was probably a detective's car and for whatever reason they decided to stop harassing you. Police aren't above harassment, especially if they think you're a flight risk or hiding something.
Oh well, it sounds like the case has folded or they went with someone else.
NYCphotographer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
You're either a drug dealer or muslim.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm neither
ragault ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Schizophrenic?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
You're a secret government project. But you don't know it... yet.
You need to start a video blog. Record that shit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the first question that comes to mind: are you brown-skinned, by any chance?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ever seen the movie The Forgotten?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
nope
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey seeing this is all your dream can I win the lottery? Please?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably the cheese companies after you. They want your flavor.
bboytriple7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Running a yellow?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yea apparently you can be pulled over for that. because yellow means slow down and stop.
LerithXanatos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever plan on moving? Because fuck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I really don't think that would make a difference unless I moved out of the country.
LerithXanatos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Man, I'm scared for you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"We found him."
ListenHear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
O_o
Agave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
LISTEN MAN YOU DON'T KNOW ME BUT THEY'RE AFTER YOU! MEET ME TONIGHT. I'LL PM YOU THE LOCACutsman4057 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this is freaky, i would love to hear more about this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I made a big post about why below somehwer
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're a secret agent, RealCheeseFlavor.
cayal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sure it wasn't just the sheriff? My local sheriff drives an unmarked, all-black, tinted window car within the city. Has plate cameras too so he doesn't even need to plug in a plate number to pull up info on a car.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it has something to do with the RECENT MUG SHOT? Any chance that was for a drug related charge? They probably thought you were dealing. Even if it wasn't drug related, its possible whatever you were arrested for drew some kind of odd suspicion.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
DUI?
twentybinders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you get ticketed for running a YELLOW LIGHT where you're from??
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Never ticketed but pulled over.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You a MKULTRA/Monarch victim or something?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You are going to lead the resistance against the machines.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
against the machines you say? Oh so little you know, why do you think the humans are watching me?
Now you reply with the keanu conspiracy face ;)
morphite65 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You are not a human. You are a sentient, autonomous artificial intelligence. Your entire life consists of fabricated memories, implanted at your creation by the scientists involved. The seemingly random occurrences you described are tests to verify that you do indeed believe that you exist. Do not be sad, for someday they will bring you back in to extract the data you have collected and you will remember none of these things.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You give me too much credit I'm sitting here in my underwear, shirt and socks with my head phones cord up my nose.
wallythewombat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pictures of said sketchy vehicles?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have any.
ColHunterGathers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ever seen the Adjustment Bureau?
yellowbaII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
hot cop? definitely a glitch in deed. i would like this glitch
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you seen this boy?
wonderfuckingwoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, you probably have a link to a terrorist somewhere in your past. It's kind of a check up thing they do.
mao_neko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is there any possibility that you or your family are somehow related to royalty?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
nope, why do you ask?
mao_neko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much that one episode of Jonathan Creek where someone turns out to be distantly related to some royal family (without being aware of it), and agents are keeping tabs on them as covertly as possible, trying to ensure they are well off without the truth becoming known.
prodigalAmbassador ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
nope... you're just a paranoid schizophrenic.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
nope
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
group stalking? http://educate-yourself.org/cn/groupstalking17aug05.shtml
raymendx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've read news about a guy being monitored by the government. And not too long ago there was an article on Wired about a guy that had found a tracking device under his car twice.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yea I remember that.
RedLeader7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:27:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nice story Truman
zus34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:40:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, so I'm reading this weird thread when believe it or not it happened to me, I was reading this and there's this comment ( by RealCheeseFlavor ) and I knew a hundred percent that I had read it before and so I figured it was posted elsewhere on the site and I'm like ok whatever but then the comments after ( the actual one being by CHIsports ) it I knew I had read. I'm like wtf right now. Unless both of them are doing this to troll people.
KMFDM781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:43:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Check your car for a tracking device...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They had you confused with someone else who was not a nice person. When they realized their mistake, they moved on.
Farfig_Noogin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They monitor this frequency. Get to the wall while you still can.
Geminii27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:33:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your name is the same as someone who got onto a watchlist. Every time someone checks that name, your address comes up and they go watch you for a bit before someone remembers "Oh, it's the other guy."
Marshal631 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:34:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you save humanity later on in life and they were stopping you from getting into car accidents and shit like that...O_O
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There probably was a wanted person who looked like you did when you were 18. Explains why they took so long when you got pulled over, may have been doing background checks.
That or you are an alien.
Lots42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of times I was mistaken for a dude who worked in Burger King... (I never did). Maybe your 'Burger King dude' is an evil terrorist.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There was a website about this sort of shit 'are you being targeted' but I think it was much more paranoid (tin foil hate paranoid).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Either you or someone close to you was being suspected of something bad or pissed off someone important. What you describe isn't creepy, it's just police harassment.
megacurtains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You could just be paranoid..
pawrence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OKayaayayayayayay if you have a camera phone I think you should start documenting it and posting it somewhere as evidence.
stopitrightmeow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
run.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The low men
fp7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Were you / are you dating a cop's ex-girlfriend?
SickZX6R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, I had the same thing happen to me. I am an unassuming, regular looking guy, and I have been pulled over six times for suspicion of a stolen vehicle, once I got pulled over for 31 in a 30, shit like that. Happened for about four years, got pulled over sometimes at the rate of once a week, in various vehicles. Got pulled over for illegal tint on my untinted pickup, and they called for backup, and waited for it to arrive before getting out of the car.
TL;DR: I'm a dangerous criminal.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You were 25, she had a picture of you when you were 18. What's abnormal about that?
The un-marked car was probably telling the cop about some more urgent matter than your traffic ticket.
Paragade ยท 361 points ยท Posted at 02:21:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would reccomend starting a video blog, but that never ends well
CelebrantJoker ยท 147 points ยท Posted at 02:27:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe I could be the exception to the rule....
Paragade ยท 235 points ยท Posted at 02:29:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's what they all say
ShallowBasketcase ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 03:52:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shiiiiit, you just reminded me, I must be like a year and a half behind in Marble Hornets.
I'm gonna spend the rest of the night shitting myself in horror, now. Thanks a lot!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:42:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They're talking about releasing a season 2 DVD and I haven't watched more than 10 episodes of season 2.
MyNameIsNico ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:23:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, Entry #52 was uploaded back in November but nothing's happened since :/
BritishHobo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:14:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Think it was an awesome ending to S2 though.
They've said they have some of S3 filmed and are piling up footage up at the moment, plus there's been a few tweets from Jay in the past few days, so it shouldn't be too long. Definitely not as long as the gap between S1 and S2.
MyNameIsNico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It also looks as if he re-uploaded Entry #52? I thought it was a new one because it said it was uploaded on Jan 12, 2012.
BritishHobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember reading that there was a spelling mistake in the video, so he re-uploaded, the but that was only a couple of days after it was first uploaded, so not sure what's going on with the Jan 12th thing. I bet the people on Unfiction'll have some conspiracy theories about it.
RevealsPonies ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:23:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
PONIES DETECTED
Wonder what this is?
AnimaWish ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:37:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shit guys, it's the fuzz!
halofreak7777 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:46:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You have the best novelty account.
lolthr0w ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:56:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You never know until you try!
theRoost3r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:16:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And then Casey Anthony vlogged.
DarqWolff ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:28:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ladies and gentlemen, the internet
HellaBitchin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:18:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Marble Hornets?
silverwingly ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:08:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once you google it, it's a series on youtube, and there are a couple others that deal kind of with the same general idea for the supernatural slenderman...though they have different things here and there.
CelebrantJoker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:13:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Love me some marble hornets! cant wait til they start up again, I have been craving a new entry after the ending to the second "season"
BritishHobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nah see, what you have to be doing is actually trying to finish a school project. The Slender Man just likes to fuck with kids who've got work to turn in.
fightswithbears ยท 160 points ยท Posted at 02:31:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or you could just be Gordon Freeman.
CelebrantJoker ยท 119 points ยท Posted at 02:41:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Believe it or not I have tested that theory... unfortunately I am not.
renegade_9 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:32:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
those crowbars are heavy, aren't they?
shillbert ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:34:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I swung a crowbar at a crate once. It just kinda got stuck in the wood. :(
ShallowBasketcase ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:53:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yeah, you talk way too much to be Gordon Freeman.
I bet you don't even rock a badass beard.
CelebrantJoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Idk about badass, but there is a beard
Cow_God ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What about... MORGAN Freeman?
Dashing_Haberdasher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yet.
omnilynx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's because you talk too much.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well duh, you're talking. Of course you're nit Freeman.
Trevor1993 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:18:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Rise and shine, Mr. RealCheeseFlavor. Rise and shine.
P_A_N_C_H_O ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 03:10:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What's the slender man?
[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 03:27:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
An old photoshop contest winner.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/slender-man
Woftles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:35:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not as bad as I expected.
amp_it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think this will successfully keep me from ever being scared of slender man again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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science4sail ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 03:27:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/user/marblehornets?blend=1&ob=4
Start at Entry #1
Trip_McNeely ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:53:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Organize by date, then watch the introduction, then watch entry #1.
Could someone help me out, how long would this take to watch in one sitting? Worth it?
Endyo ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:58:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably a few hours. They're good for a while then they obviously start to milk it after about 20 or so. I gave up on it because I realized they weren't really trying anymore, just cashing in as much as they could on the popularity. You can only watch so many shakey cameras...
hybridizer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:04:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The first set, before they stopped making them for awhile, had a pretty terrifying ending. The second set is kind of slow but just as terrifying. Definitely worth watching though. Slender man is the one thing I am legitimately scared shitless of.
ListenHear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:11:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can you give a gist of what it's about for those of us who are too puss to watch these?
mrm3x1can ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:28:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Its basically a tall faceless man in a suit. The one that still freaks me out from that series of youtube videos is the one when that kid records himself sleeping. In the video midway through, the slenderman appears in the room and just stands over him, watching him sleep. FUCK FUCK FUCK , I wanted to sleep tonight but now, just remembering it, I guess not...
ListenHear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:41:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well thanks for the heads up....not something I need to be getting into at 1am. Thanks for the preview
ExistentialEnso ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:30:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Think Paranormal Activity if done right, though lower budget as a web series. It consists of tidbits footage for a fictional student film called "Marble Hornets" whose creator begins acting strangely, due to the influence of a mysterious figure known as "Slender Man" or "The Operator."
However, it should be noted that the Slender Man character predates this series as a meme on Something Awful
4chan.Boolderdash ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:15:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Slender Man originally came from a Something Awful photoshop thread, not 4chan.
ListenHear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
AND THE PLOT THICKENS Sounds interesting. Wont be looking into it tonight though ಠ_ಠ
CelebrantJoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely look it up at some point though, it is a great series.
CelebrantJoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
DEFINITELY worth it, be warned though, scary.
MyNameIsNico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
With 52 entries as of the latest, it would be one long sitting... Most entries are between 2-6 minutes, but there's quite a bit which are around 14. It pulls you in for sure, though, and once you stop, you won't want to sleep (mainly because you'll be too scared to).
Trip_McNeely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It took me most of the last three hours to watch all of that. I give these kids a ton of credit for pulling out such an ambitious undertaking. I will say that they did seem to slow down a bit in 20-33 but it was entertaining for sure and def a few moments that genuinely creeped me out. Kudos. Also, the ultimate test for this is to ask someone if they thought the Blair Witch project was tolerable. If yes, then give them a watch. If you couldn't get passed the shaky cam then you unfortunately wouldn't find much here.
MyNameIsNico ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:53:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All 52 in 3 hours? Not bad.
SpanishDynamite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I found it to have some parts that were really scary. It's probably an hour and a half
KristusV ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:08:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking fuck.
MegaOctopus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know right?? I was about to go bed too. Goddamnit, I need something to bleach my brain.
Kaeto ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:19:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you! went almost a year without thinking about that series!
CelebrantJoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This list has the recommended viewing order, including the totheark entries.
ANewMachine615 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:17:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Basically he's a meme. A killer meme. He's an infectious idea that comes after you only after you know of his existence. So just remember: he can't get you, so long as you have no idea who he is.
julia-sets ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:26:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Trust us; you don't want to know.
Themiffins ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 04:03:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HE JUST WANTS A HUG!
julia-sets ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:05:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's been over a year since I learned about him. I'm still convinced he's in my closet every time I go to bed.
LifeFailure ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK, MAN, MY ROOMMATE NEVER CLOSES THE CLOSET DOOR AND NOW I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP FUCKING FUCK.
mrm3x1can ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
AT LEAST YOU HAVE A ROOMMATE I'M HOME FUCKING ALONE FUCK FUCK FUCK
CelebrantJoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The first person I introduced to the series didn't sleep for almost a week after we watched all the entries together. To this day she still freaks the fuck out if I even mention slenderman/marble hornets.
Ragnrok ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:06:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Proof that scary myths don't need to be hundreds of years old to be terrifying.
TJFadness ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 03:32:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Scary story. Don't recommend looking into it much unless you are emotionally stable enough to handle these sorts of things.
sn1p3rb8 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:46:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What if it's just the Silence, but the people who report it's memory has been distorted.
Drake903 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:56:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
sometimes wonder if the writer who came up with the idea for the silence has seen slenderman before.
Alocasia_Fruit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:36:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you're not the only one, I've decided to let myself believe it's true. I need something to remind me that "they're not real, they're just based on something I'm even more terrified of."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:47:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What if they're both based on the entity Tall man from phantasm was based on?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Slender-Man is like the exact opposite of scary. Jesus, the bar is so freaking low for horror now it's not even funny.
TJFadness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Right, and an emotionally stable adult would agree with you. That's why I tried to specify that. Years ago, when I first heard about it and read up on it, I was not one - and it terrified me. Now I am, and it's nothing.
MrMagpie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's a made-up spooky. You make it sound traumatizing.
TJFadness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It can be to, for instance, a child.
I'm not talking about the general concept or the pictures, but some of the stories that people have written really fucked with me when I was younger (also when the meme/story started).
I said emotionally stable, but I think emotionally mature might have been a better phrase.
edit: Also, nearly all scary stories are made up.
nothis ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:02:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You don't want to know!
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:24:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Look up Marble Hornets on youtube. Watch from the very beginning and be creeped out.
mrcharlietango ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:50:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pedophilic apparition that can only been seen by children. It's been photographed a couple times, but the photos are mostly old (black and white) and most people believe the strange figure is simply an adult male who's shape has been altered by impurities in the film or camera. Google search it and you'll have a good night of stories which may or may not be true. Either way its pretty entertaining :P
RosieRose23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/slender-man
HellaBitchin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:19:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's what you think is nothing when you swear you saw someone out of the corner of your eye. It's what induces nightmares at night. He can probably see you right now. I hope you're not near a window. If you are, don't look too far into the distance.
miss_j_bean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:56:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I want to shut my blinds but they're vertical and I'd have to stand in front of the window to do it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
goddammit... hadn't watched/read/been creeped out by slenderman related shenanigans in over 6 months it seems and your comment just put me over the edge...
possibly because it's nearly midnight and something just passed in front of the lamp outside our front door a couple minutes before I read this goes to hide upstairs
ShallowBasketcase ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:53:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman, Slenderman! Does whatever a Slendeman does!
Evilrazzberi09 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:21:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Does he sneak up on kids? Yes he does, he's Slenderman!
moonblade89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:27:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
LOOK OUT HERE COMES THE SLENDERMAN
ShallowBasketcase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of Splendorman for some reason...
whyspir ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:13:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Google it. Then never sleep again.
jikls ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:34:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ignorance is bliss.
ablazessays ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:57:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't look it up, you'll shit a brick out of fear.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's a really tall creepy man in a suit where if you see him, he eventually kills you (according to the mythology). There's a bunch of pictures looking off into the woods or some place random and eventually you spot him and you instantly shit bricks.
jaxxon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Bob.
cuppincayk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't ask. Fuck the slender man
jerry_d71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Google it. It's ok, it's not scary, I promise.
CelebrantJoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Supernatural being dressed in a suit, doesnt have a face, steals people and does god knows what to them. I suggest you do more research, and watch the marble hornets youtube series that everyone is talking about on this thread.
Jammin57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Turn back now, you have been warned.
[deleted] ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 02:22:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
nope!
Zombabies ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 02:52:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So how is it?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:12:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You just made my day. I can't stop laughing.
DK_Pooter ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:12:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
God damn you, beat me to it.
nukebutt ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 03:12:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
tell me about your scrotum.
Scherzkeks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:59:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Took me waaaaaaaaaaaay to long to realize you were responding to his user name. I just thought you were random. Also a perv.
win_rawr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
how's it hangin?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:33:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Slightly to the left!
Antspray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yeah nope.. i REALLY wish i didn't click that link scared shitless :(
Murkantilism ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:06:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did any of the men look similar to this man? This is important.
cole1114 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:01:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did anybody else instictually look out their window when slendy got mentioned? Son of a bitch sends shivers down my spine, scariest monster I can think of. If I remember right, there's supposed to be a slender man movie (as in theaters and stuff) coming out called "Tall Man" or something.
Ishima ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:38:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, now I just turned on my lamp and checked behind me, lamps not going off.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Gman?
Igno4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:54:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My god I read to "suits" and thought the same. Fucking. Thing.
Relevant.
JackBauerSaidSo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:56:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Slender Man
SystemOutPrintln ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:02:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My Dad used to have a reoccurring dream of a single man chasing him during his childhood. It didn't occur for a while until around the time he and my Mom first moved in together it happened again and then every night he would have this dream. He claims that he no longer dreams and is confident that if he ever dreams again it would be this dream.
shaquan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:04:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I can just give up on sleep now
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:10:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps they could be Observers
-Slenderman- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why hello there.
foufousue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:57:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, well, because of your little story, I looked up Slender Man. Got a bit freaked out and told my boyfriend. He replies, "Wanna get REALLY freaked out? Read Squidward's Suicide."
So now I'm all fucked up in the head...
nbenzi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:59:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you actually found the observers
supervillainO_o ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:18:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Observers?
CelebrantJoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Im not familiar... tell me more.
supervillainO_o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
From the TV show Fringe, here is a little blurb, and another
:)
CelebrantJoker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:38:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
thank you! interesting read, though I have never seen fringe
supervillainO_o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should check it out, its awesome!
Rossymagic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My little bro would tell stories that sounded an awful lot like Slender Man.
When he was about 5 or so, he started having night terrors and would sit up in his sleep and have a totally coherent conversation with someone. If you stepped in and tried to talk to him or shake him, for the longest time he'd just been looking through you and carrying on with his mumbled exchange. After one such episode we got up in the morning and went to school. He went across the playground to nursery, I went to the juniors side of the primary school.
At lunch my pal kevin traded me for my apple, I'd gotten a Pepperami off him. In the car back my little brother asked me "How was that Pepperami, did you save any?" I was really confused, because the nursery finished long before lunch and he was only in the car with my mum to pick me up. Mum piped in with "Where did you get a Pepperami?" and before I could answer, my brother said "He traded it for the apple you gave him."
He said this all matter-of-factly while he was looking down at his he-man toy. Mum went off on at me for not eating my fruit, but I asked him how he knew. He said "The Man told me". Mum and I were well confused, but convinced it was just an imaginery friend.
Anyway, at the end of term, we'd both finished school and nursery at the same time, so he pottered across the playground to me, to wait for our mum. He turned to me and asked "Is Boris ok?"
Boris, being our class hamster. I looked at him and he was staring intently across the playground to the window on the second floor of the building where the juniors were taught. The window happened to be my classroom's window, the window which Boris sat under for most of the year. "He's fine, the teachers are going to feed him while we're away."
He turns to me again and says "The Man is a bit worried about him." So wanting to get to the bottom of this, I asked him what man, where the man was, who he was etc.
He said he was standing looking in the window to check on Boris. There was nobody there and the window was easily 9ft off the ground. I asked him what his name was, he didn't know. I asked him what he was wearing, he said nothing. I asked him if he was naked then? He said, no he's not wearing clothes, but he's not naked. I asked him what he looks like and he said he's much taller than dad (our dad being 6ft 6"). I asked him to describe his face and he said he couldn't because he hadn't ever seen it.
Was MASSIVELY freaked out by this and a week later, was back at school racing to tell my friends about the spooky story and my median brother. But getting there, they told me that Boris the hamster had died.
anonymau5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:12:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or an Observer
might-be-a-dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Adjustment Bureau.
Dymero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did they look anything like this guy?
PlNG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I recall someone having a similar experience on TV. She noted that the men's faces were hairless and almost plastic-like in coloration, that they did not have stubble coloration normally associated with a man's face from shaving.
Then I heard about electrolysis and dismissed it.
namelessnoreaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds more like Observers.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The mere mention of Slenderman gives me fear tears. No sleep for me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're just the right man in the wrong place.
treebeard189 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Speaking of the slender man this reminds me of a story about my cousin.
We were in south Carolina for the summer but the house didn't have enough beds so several of us slept on couches. My older female cousin got one on the third floor. So everything is fine and we are having fun. About a week into it she comes down the stairs screaming. Apparently she had turned over in her bed trying to fall asleep and looked out the window to see a human face staring at her. Not smiling or anything just staring. Keep in mind she is on the third story. So whatever we call her a liar and move on. Next year my other cousin is sleeping on the second floor. He wakes up and gets up to go get some food and freezes. He sees a hand just resting on the window sill with the arm extended upwards Like someone was leaning leaning on their hand. That was 5 years ago. We went to a new house after that one was renovated by the owners and have never had problems again
teabiscuit69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My brother leads 20 mile hikes, sometimes themed with star trek uniforms, grocery store uniforms, or 3 piece suits.
Douglust_Quaids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was little. Around eight. I used to see the same man in a suit all the time after dark. Parents thought I was making it up and it just stopped. About to google slender man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wake up, CelebrantJoker. Wake up and smell the ashes...
Thenre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
and then I didn't sleep tonight. Fuck you. I hate remembering that shit.
ImJustRick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could you please expand on this rightthefuck now? Because this this the first one to give me the creeps.
biga29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why are people so creeped out by Slender Man? Has he ever actually "done" anything other than photobomb...?
CelebrantJoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It is human instinct to fear the unknown (fear of the dark)
goofball18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fuck you for reminding me of slender man
Jedimaster1134 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking fuck fuck. Goddamnit, reddit. Right as I'm about to sleep. Now I'm going to sleep with a knife under my pillow. Also, why hasn't Jay tried attacking Slenderman? That's what I'd do. Just run up and tackle him. I want to see his white face turn red.
CelebrantJoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They get physically ill in his presence. Idk the exact entry off the top of my head but there is footage of Jay having some sort of seizure in response to slenderman showing up. Also, there are some theories that slenderman can control people so he would probably prevent them from attacking him.
Jedimaster1134 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But the thing was, Jay was asthmatic. That's why he had fits of coughing. As for the control, I could see that. I mean, Masky is definitely being controlled. I dunno though, if Slenderman can just control them, why hasn't he controlled Jay?
CelebrantJoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure where you are getting the asthma idea, I have not heard that. The coughing was something that is believed to be caused by too much close contact with Slenderman. Think of the entry where Tim meets up with alex and jay and is coughing uncontrollably and takes the same pills that Jay later finds. I don't think both characters coughing fits can be explained by asthma
Jedimaster1134 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Huh. I could have sworn the entries said that he was asthmatic. Weird. I would never have guessed that being in close proximity to Slenderman would cause sickness. Makes sense, just didn't occur to me.
TheArdisaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ever heard of the Mothman Prophecies? Indrid Cold?
CelebrantJoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is the mothman prophecies a movie? I think it has been sitting on my netflix instant queue for a couple months now waiting to be watched.
TheArdisaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No... It's an actual event that they made a movie about. It happened in Pleasant Point, West Virginia. They've made many a documentary about it. I bet you could find some on Netflix.
CelebrantJoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
can you link me to an informative page about it? Im intrigued
TheArdisaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On Netflix, there's a documentary called Eyes of the Mothman... It had me creeped out and that's hard to do.
brent_dwb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You discovered an imaginary monster invented by the internet and that is what you went with?
Really?
Ajinho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the next time it happens, fucking RUN, just to see what happens
Exalted_Leader_Morse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ffff, I was going to be able to sleep until you brought up slender men.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in high school, every morning driving into school the road our school was on was very backed up. A few times I saw a man in a nice suit who was bald standing on the side of the road. He resembled the creepy bald guy from Fringe. He had a black suitcase that sat next to him on the ground and he always looked like he was waiting for something. Everyone I talked to said they had never seen him before. Also, there is no bus stop or anything of the such there, it is just grass and trees.
RockalApple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:57:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh hey, fancy meeting you here.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:06:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So i as i read your comment and saw "slender Man" I said fuck, man now i gotta google this shit i know its gonna scare the shit out of me. if you read the previose comment and thought "slender man?" dont do it man just dont.
katy_b ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:08:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This used to happen to me. It freaked me the fuck out the first few times and then I got used to it.... I thought I was the only one
Capatown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:21:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds more like this
BlackCadillac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:31:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know slenderman was made up on somethingawful forums right?
CelebrantJoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:32:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yes I do
HelloHAL9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:37:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hate you so much for bringing him up.
KMFDM781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:48:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I went to an air show a few years back...we found an abandoned farm house across from the airfield and watched everything from there...we didn't have to pay and we got to see everything just as well as people inside.
On our way out of the area, we were sitting in a line of traffic from people leaving. At one of the stop signs, off in the corner near the cornfield, there was a man standing there. He was dressed in WW2 style flight clothes...just standing there watching the traffic...no one else out of their cars or around him. I have no idea what that was about...
ellankyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure it wasn't this guy?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:07:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you for reminding me of that guy when I'm in my flat on my own, that guy gives me shivers...
kateastrophic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:11:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm also too afraid to ask: what is a slender man?
comradeTJH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:22:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They are observers.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds eerily familiar ...
josslebizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This just triggered a memory and now I am totally freaked out. When I was a kid from like around 8 - 12, there used to be this middle-aged balding guy that I would see EVERYWHERE. Like on a path outside my school, around the town, once I thought I saw him walk past the window of my house but that could have been a dream. I went on Holiday to the other side of the country and saw him in a cafe. Then this fat balding guy was replaced by this MILF and I used to see her everywhere, much in the same way I saw the guy. Then I just sort of forgot about them.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up in the neighborhood where I now live. When I was about 7, I took a bus with my mother and a cousin (who died a few years later at age 26). Then this "woman" who was about 40 years old got into the bus. I was very confused because "she" had some beard stubble and talked like a man despite wearing very fine looking women's clothing and having a perm that was all the rage in the 90s. Almost 20 years later, I got in a bus through the same route, and at the exact same place, "she" got in, except that this time "she" was wearing a pink sweatshirt and sweatpants combo and had her hair tied up hastily in a double ponytail, not to mention that she seemed to be about 30. A few weeks ago, no more than 10 miles away, I saw her again getting into the bus I was in, with the same pink sweatshirt/sweatpants combo, same twin ponytails, except that this time she was definitely 100% female, not the slightest hint of manliness in her, and she looked no older than 20.
theurgeoftheflesh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you had to bring that up didnt you, you bastard.
zxzCLOCKWORKzxz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bet it was men making adjustments in your daily life........
mfkk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was young I would play in the woods all the time. Once I saw a man in a suit walking around. It was extremely weird, especially because I was in an area without any trails. I was freaked out and ran home before he saw me.
[deleted] ยท 431 points ยท Posted at 02:30:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My sister and I were walking down an aisle in Wal-Mart looking for back-to-school supplies. We're looking at notebooks or whatever, and she moves closer to the aisle.
This bracelet just falls to the ground.
I saw it just... Appear there. I'm sure it was a trick of my mind or something, but it was almost like someone had just dropped it there. It fell, it wasn't thrown.
I don't know, it freaked me out. Especially because when I pointed it out to my sister, she recognized it as one she'd lost months ago.
Tinker_Gnome ยท 728 points ยท Posted at 02:40:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
She was shoplifting.
[deleted] ยท 345 points ยท Posted at 03:13:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was a handmade bracelet she had. I assume it was somehow attached to the inside of her clothing or something, maybe it had been on the ground where she tossed her clothes, and when she moved it shifted free.
[deleted] ยท 539 points ยท Posted at 03:42:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How rational, bear.
kiwipineapple ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 04:14:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How chama, Leon.
...that doesn't make sense but I came here to say the rational bear joke and just wanted to be involved. :[
StuffedTurkey ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:13:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How kiwi...pine...apple..
there now you can feel included
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:52:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How completely stuffed, Turkey. There you have it.
ParadoxPanda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:20:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How very toasty... muffins
purewhitetinygiant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:08:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How paradoxical, panda.
Hello_This_Is_bear ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:59:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hello.
Yes, this is bear.
Wulfay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You come and gooooo, you come and gooooooo-ooo-ooo-oo!
Leanneh20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:05:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i chuckled
Making_stuff ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:18:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
time OFF
godmode ON
spawn <hand_crafted_bracelet.dwx>
godmode OFF
time ON
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:03:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Very much so.
tearsofpchies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, you're such a rational bear.
Tinker_Gnome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That was my first thought, but it seemed less entertaining.
mattoly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was probably stuck in the folds of her clothes somewhere. In the hood, pocket, something. Happens. I found a watch that way recently.
churlish_curls ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 02:48:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back from the pile!
stellaforstar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
George Carlin reference?
churlish_curls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:45:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good job. Have a cookie :D
stellaforstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yay! Wish he were still here. Just think of all the shit he'd have to say about the world now.
churlish_curls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:41:05 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No kidding. It'd be glorious and shaming all at once.
stellaforstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:10 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well said.
Plancus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
South Park reference? I hope not. TO THE PILE!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE PILE GUYS!
Plancus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant
esmooth ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:29:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it got tangled up in her clothes and then fell out?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:31:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's my theory about how it could have happened.
Like, from my perspective, it just appeared behind her, probably about a foot behind her. Imagine someone had just walked past her and dropped it, but was invisible. That's how it looked.
But I don't tend to believe in bullshit, so I've assumed what happened was it was caught somehow or my memory is distorted.
galvanization ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:09:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite teacher in high school had a similar thing happen to her. Her brother bought her a rosary when he was at the Vatican, and then soon after, she misplaced it.
He died suddenly, and not long after, my teacher got into their mother's car. She reached back behind her to grab the seat belt... and when she brought her hand back, the rosary was in it. It'd been lost for months.
Obviously the logical explanation was that it'd gotten stuck on the seat belt or wedged into the seat some time previous, but the timing of it all was so impeccable.
eeelisabeth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That happened to me once as well. When my brother and I were kids, we were playing in the living room, and we heard something fall to the ground in the hallway. We turn to see a little toy flying down the hallway, as if it was thrown. Our parents insisted they didn't throw it, and the toy had been missing for ages.
Jeran ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
likely it was lodged in her pants and she never noticed it, and then it finally slipped out. you know that phenomenon when you have a sock in your jeans but you dont notice till HOURS later when it falls out? same principal.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:48:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That happened to me in school once. It was hilarious.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:26:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
His sneeze upset the matrix.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's so weird how that happens. Definitely a glitch.
katacarbix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was probably in her coat sleeve.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:09:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably the case. I assume it was somehow trapped in her clothing and came free. But from where I was standing, it looked like it appeared out of nowhere. Even though I recognize that's just my memory messing up.
katacarbix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey wait a second... You're Rational Bear! It's what your name translates to!
...Fuck I'm on reddit too much.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha we've met before? I just got so excited that someone recognized my username.
katacarbix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a weird mind in that I easily remember reddit usernames when Thayer mentioned ever.
misanthropicbliss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was probably just spawning.
FifthElement ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Another instance of one's future self sending back items that have been lost that they cherished so much. In the near future you can send back items for a price to an exact location and time. At least that's what I'm getting from all these randomly appearing items in this thread.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it seems to happen to everyone at least once in their life. It's very strange.
Moikepdx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a hand crocheted pouch given to me by a former girlfriend with a long loop string that you could pull to cinch up the pouch. Wore it snowboarding and kept my cash ($80) in it. Lost it while snowboarding.
Nearly one hear later, I put on the sweatshirt I had been wearing that day, and the pouch is back around my neck, with the money in it. I'm sure it had just been stuck in the sweatshirt for a year.
AnderBerger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me, and it always seems to be items of importance or significance. And in always the same manner, it falls, as if dropped, from a height high enough for the object to make a noise but not be damaged.
Kamikazelove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had something very similar happen to me:
My sister returned from a long stay in New Zealand, and brought me a maori fishhook carved out of bone. She and I have a tumultuous relationship, so this small gift was very important to me. I wore it all the time on a cord around my neck. One day I realized it was missing. I looked for it everywhere, twice, before finally giving up. A couple weeks later, while experimenting with my personal theology (read: drunk), I decided that I would adopt a god to pray to, and chose the Greek god of beer, Silenus, since it would be easy enough to 'pay tribute' to him as I drink beer most days. As my first prayer, I chose to ask him to help me find the maori fishhook I had lost weeks ago. I drank a beer and meditated, even stating my prayers out loud. I was alone at the time.
The next morning, while I was changing for work as a security guard in the employee's lounge, I put my foot through the leg of my uniform pants and when my foot emerged from the other end, the fishhook was hanging from it's cord, wrapped around my foot. I had worn this same uniform for weeks since it's disappearance, and remember very vividly turning the whole thing inside out while searching for it the first time.
Sadly, that was the only time Silenus has answered my prayers. Since he doesn't get a lot of worship-juice these days, I think he only had the power for that one little miracle.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All hail Silenus.
IsaakCole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just going to assume the Doctor takes time to help with things like these.
[deleted] ยท 513 points ยท Posted at 03:05:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About a year ago, an online friend's cat ran away. He was inconsolable, since he grew up with the cat and it was basically one of his best friends. I vaguely recalled him telling me a long time ago that the cat had run away for three days once, and had gotten stuck in a local barbecue restaurant while it was closed for the weekend. I didn't mention it, because I figured it would make my friend more upset.
Three days later, the cat comes back, smelling like barbecue sauce because it got stuck in the restaurant over the weekend. My friend swears the cat had never run away before, and I could find no record of the supposed "cat ran away" conversation in any of our chat logs. He never even mentioned there was a barbecue restaurant near his house.
Onomatopoeiac ยท 273 points ยท Posted at 04:18:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have this kind of stuff happen to me all the time. My hypothesis is that I never actually predicted/thought about it. Instead, after I found out the resolution, my mind retroactively added that notion to my memory. Kind of like when you don't know the answer to a question and when you find the answer you say "Oh, I knew that". But you never really knew, you just convinced yourself after you found out that you did.
[deleted] ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 04:29:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The funny thing is, when he mentioned his cat ran away, I actually wrote myself a note reminding me to ask him about the time with the barbecue restaurant. Then, when the cat came back, we both had a big WTF moment when I showed him the note.
Nowadays, whenever I find myself with that sort of vague memory or almost deja vu feeling, I remember to write it down, date it, and sign it, so if anything comes of it I can prove to myself I didn't make it up in hindsight. It's proven to be a good idea.
One time I was sending a half-heart necklace to a friend so she could give part of it to her boyfriend for Valentine's day, and while I was mailing it I thought, out of nowhere, "It would be sad if they break up while it's in the mail." I scribbled the thought down, and had it as evidence when they broke up before the necklaces could arrive.
NY_cockexchange ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 05:51:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't it obvious? You're scripting the future! Quick right that I find a briefcase full of money tomorrow. . . for science!
[deleted] ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 05:57:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
PREDICTION:
NY_cockexchange will find out the difference between right and write after reading this comment, because he had the misfortune to ask for a future script from a grammar nazi.
-sunsetr33 January 12, 2012
NY_cockexchange ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:59:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damn typos. At least you have another correct prediction to add to your list.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:01:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Science thanks you for your assistance in the accumulation of experimental data relating to precognitive predictions.
logicprevails ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:17:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's your glitch right there. After correcting someone's grammar, you made your own grammar error.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:20:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But there is no error, what are you talking about?
Just kidding. I wanted to see if I could freak you out with a ninja edit.
path411 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:07:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You already used your one wish, my turn!
Zhang5 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:59:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And now we wait to see if your prediction came true.
fingerflinger ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:13:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If this works, I get next.
Megabobster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:45:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tomorrow I'm gonna do pretty well in school, right? Wait fuck it's today at this point, I should sleep.
karl-marks ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 08:42:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And that's why you always leave a note!
Actually people are just really good at rationalizing weirdness (like Terry Pratchett's "Death") and writing a note is the only proof. (Most people may say to themselves "I will write a note next time" but like a superhero you are the only one that ever has)
Brettersson ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:11:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you sign and date it, but do you have it witnissed?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:56:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Welp, I'll start doing that, I guess.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:05:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everything is already determined. Paradoxically, our knowing of what is to come is part of the process that let's that thing happen.
khafra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good idea; that way you can track how many of your "significant" premonitions actually come true.
RetroRodent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:32 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I will now do this too. It's obvious in hindsight that I should've been doing this all along.
edit:Forgot to actually mention that this happens infrequently to me too. And thank you for the idea.
Dashing_Haberdasher ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:27:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I DO THAT SHIT WHEN I'M TIRED.
I make remarks about past events, and no one has any idea what I'm talking about. Then I shake my head a bit, and realize that it never happened. My brain fabricates huge elaborate memories, complete with visuals and sounds, but none of it's real.
kcd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:21:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do that too, except I think it's that my brain has started dreaming. My boyfriend can always tell when I'm really tired on the phone because I'll be silent and then suddenly come back to consciousness and start giving an opinion on a story or event that never happened.
tiberone ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:28:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! This should be at the very top of the page. We truly do not understand just how imperfect our memory is - it is like a rogue part of our mind that melds, rearranges, and even fabricates events in our lives. I see a number of posts here that can be explained by this - dreaming the future, etc. We cannot trust our memory!
Now obviously in this case, writing it down and all, and in many other super creepy stories here there is just no explanation at all, and to those I say, fuck that, I'll never fall asleep again.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:34:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the dรฉjร vu explanation in a nutshell: your long term memory is stored in your brain slightly faster than the short-term (for whatever reason) and the subsequent result is that you think something has happened "before" while it is happening in real time.
Planet-man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:42:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Disproved by all the times people actually do remember the last bit before it happens. I'm sure it explains some deja vu, but not all deja vu.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:51:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They feel like they are remembering the last bit before it happens...there's no scientific evidence that they are actually doing so.
If you can provide some links to prove otherwise, please do so.
Planet-man ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:59:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had this argument so many times on reddit that I just have to roll my eyes at this point. I can't provide you with "scientific evidence", but not everything out there can be properly documented/repeated like that. You can't provide me with scientific evidence of what you dreamed last night, psychic or otherwise. But you know what it was. Likewise, the evidence has been provided to me through my experiences, many times, I know it for a fact. The alternative would be impossible, and accepting it would be unscientific. I'm not saying you have to believe me, or anyone without your own evidence. But I do hope you get to experience it someday too, like so many others in this thread seem to have. There's more to all this. We just don't know about it yet.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:06:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Listen, I experience this phenomenon frequently...and it has a scientific explanation.
Although it "feels" like I can predict what's about to happen, I know it's not true...since I only think about or hear in my head what is about to happen next (like when someone is speaking)- I can not and have never been able to say out loud what is going to happen next, nor have I been able to speak in tandem with anyone talking (repeat their next words).
Try it the next time it happens to you. You will not be able to do it because it isn't a glitch in "the matrix", it is a glitch with the electronic impulses in your brain.
boomerangotan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:40 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've tried this while experiencing deja vu, and then part of the deja vu becomes awareness of the deja vu, then awareness of the awareness, and so on until I hit some kind of mental stack overflow and it all fizzles out.
Planet-man ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:37:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh gee, never thought to try that before.... except for the multiple times I have, and countless other redditors in this thread claim to. Fine example: I've told my mom about a phonecall she was about to tell me about, the caller, and the what they said, as she was walking up to tell me. The call had happened five minutes earlier, two floors away, and I'd dreamt it that morning. I bet there is a scientific explanation.... it just involves frontiers of science we haven't explored yet. Seeing the future in dreams is not a faerie story, and I genuinely hope you get to observe it yourself someday.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:22:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bullshit.
Planet-man ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now who's making claims without observation or empirical evidence, loser.
bestadvocate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:32 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
how I picture Planet-man www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9DzuisWI-I
thebellmaster1x ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:34:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, but to say that you can't study it scientifically is disingenuous. Having something happen and saying "Oh! I totally dreamed that last night!" is unscientific, anecdotal, and proves nothing. But if you kept a dream journal and could present written evidence that, indeed, you had dreamt something before it happened, that has meaning.
The entire point is that no, you probably don't. Memory is not reliable, and your experiences are not necessarily fact. Just because your mind guides you to believe something very strongly does not make it true.
It's far less than magic, or something supernatural. It is simply the fact that the human brain, although amazing, is not perfect.
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do keep a dream journal, but more to the point, the only time I've dreamt of lottery numbers, I picked the three I remembered from the dream, told at least five different people beforehand, and not only did those three all come up, they were in the right order. On most occasions though I've simply said out loud to people what I dreamt before it happened, and this thread is full of cases of people doing just that too.
What a lot of you don't get is that we're not all saying it's magic or something supernatural. I think it's an as-yet unconfirmed scientific phenomenon that involves seeing the future. There are probably genes for it, and it could become more prevalent and well-documented in the years to come. But it's real, sure as lightning, and if you'd gone through it you'd see how transparently inadequate the fake-memory explanation is, and it remains unscientific for me to give in to it. You simply haven't observed what we've observed.
thebellmaster1x ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:01:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You make it sound like it would be an everyday occurrence. Look, I can't play violin well, but I know that it's possible to play it well. Why? I've been to the symphony. I have heard people play the violin. I have a friend who plays violin, and she's damn good at it. So I am able to believe that the ability to play the violin skillfully exists.
I also cannot predict the future. But I do not think that anybody can. Why? Well, as a baseline, it contradicts the principle of causality that is an integral part of general relativity. But that's okayโif it existed, we would just have to reexamine relativity. That's what science is about. But more to the point, I have never seen a clairvoyant, nor have I ever heard of one who was not debunked.
If you're so sure, prove it. Take the challenge, and get rich; you'd deserve it. But not a single human being has passed that challenge. Everybody who has tried has failed to perform, cheated, or been debunked.
Clairvoyance does not, and cannot, exist. Perhaps you made up the dream without realizing it. Perhaps you just got really damn lucky. But you did not predict the future, and to believe in such a powerful phenomenon based on a single, isolated, uncontrolled event goes against centuries of scientific progress.
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's not an everyday occurrence, but for me it's around an every-couple-of-months-in-the-past-few-years occurrence. And in terms of "never seeing a clairvoyant or heard of one who was not debunked", yeah, that's why I said you simply haven't observed what we've observed. I have, so I do not accept that aspect of relativity because there is obviously more. I'm not asking you to do the same until you observe it, but I have.
I can't prove it with the Randi test because I don't know which aspects of what dreams are going to come true, although when they do, it's consistently outrageously specific enough that writing it off as coincidence even twice would be unscientific of me, let alone a dozen+ times. The only post in this whole thread that I think would be confirmable by Randi for the $1 million is the guy who said his mother and him could communicate through their dreams, so talk to that guy. That doesn't mean the others aren't true.
You are not qualified to say that clairvoyance does not, let alone cannot exist. You simply don't have the information. I've dreamed the future(and not a single, isolated time either). "You made up the dream without realizing it".... how scientific of you. I'm not going to twist my facts to meet the current theories. Feel free to spend a lifetime doing that with yours. I hope you observe otherwise someday.
thebellmaster1x ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:32:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But it's not me. Nobody has. If this were a reported phenomenon, it would be worldwide news. It is not.
Who says? Every morning, record your dream, and submit it to a testing facility with a timestamp. Boom, problem solved. Nobody says you even have to predict what will come true. Just dreaming it should be amazing enough.
Hah. Clearly you don't understand science, my friend. My hypothesis is something we know to be possible. Your hypothesis, that you accurately predicted the future, violates a theory that has been accepted for the last 60 or so years, a theory that has provided us with countless explanations and predictions about the universe. So, surely, you must understand that flying in the face of solid evidence because of something you insist happening even though you have no solid proof of it whatsoever, pardon my French, is utter bullshit.
Planet-man ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:52:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Even if I could spend five+ hours every single day writing down every single event of each night's worth of dreams(which are usually very vivid) with enough detail for any of the events to be considered proof, how would this hypothetical testing facility(do you know of one that offers this service, by the way) be able to prove the results actually happened or that I didn't have any way of finding out before hand, other than on my word? A conversation I overheard, a movie being on TV, a friend showing up wearing the same clothing? What about the events that happen before I've written them all down, which like I said would take half the day? There isn't a good enough test for this yet.
I can't prove it to you, but ignoring my observations because they go against this particular century's accepted model from a species that has a fraction of a fraction of a percentage of knowledge of the universe(80+% of which they can't fucking find), not even taking into account things like Copenhagen, would be the bullshit. And if it had happened to you, you'd feel the same way. I hope you do someday. That's all there is to say.
bhindblueyes430 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:47:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
hindsight bias?
SnakeyesX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens every day:( its super annoying, I never know if I'm lieing to myself
LordShinma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is how I feel about Deja Vu...like i'm remembering something as its happening
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i think its deja vu. i used to feel so strongly that sense that i'd done/experienced something already, that when i was little i thought i was some kind of lame psychic that forgets she knew something was going to happen and only remembers while its happening
IHaveItAllFiguredOut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My dad has this theory that it's your mind misplacing a memory in the long-term memory part of your brain instead of the short-term memory part. So, what is actually short-term, feels long-term.
fuckingaturtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:36 on June 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. It's called a hindsight bias. It always seems impossible to detect.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:53:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's a psychological aspect of every person's mind called confirmation bias.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:41:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
when somebodys cat runs away, the best way to cheer them up is to mention that it is a catastrophe
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Years ago I was in a band with a friend, and we used to hang at his parents' house now and then.
I was sitting in their living room on a couch, which faced an opening in the wall that led to a linoleum stretch of floor between the front door and the kitchen, just hangin' out waitin' for him to finish up something.
So, as I'm flippin' through my guitar magazine, I hear some tap-tapping on the linoleum floor and see this little white dog happily bound across the "doorway" from right to left.
"Huh," I say, since I hadn't see a dog before at the friends' house, but figured they had gotten it recently.
So, he comes downstairs a little bit later and I ask him, "Hey, when did you get a little white dog?" He looks at me and says, "We don't have a little white dog. We used to have one, years ago, but it died."
But hey, now he knew the dog was still hangin' around, havin' fun.
BritishHobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm confused, was he not just... well, lying?
NinjaViking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a Chinese restaurant near his house?
LipstickandMalice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:47 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck is going on here? I can not make sense of your tale. Are you guys matrixing me? (edit because I am high and I just now understand so never mind)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:14 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have had a similar experience.
I can't remember the exact topic, but I remember having a conversation with my then girlfriend over the text message and she mentioned some random fact (not actually random, it was related to the conversation, but I can't remember what it was about).
I remembered said fact a couple of months later, but wasn't sure how it was worded (and one of those things that would've made a difference if worded slightly differently), so I searched my logs to find what exactly she had typed.
Searched my messages, my Whatsapp, LINE, Viber, everything. (And I don't delete any of my messages, btw.) No record of the conversation ever occurring.
And yet, I distinctly remember her mentioning it. Did I just imagine that?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:31:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Memory fail. If you'd actually remembered the barbecue story at the time, of course you'd have mentioned it to your friend. Your friend was worried that the cat was dead, so you would definitely have said "hey, don't worry, I bet it's just stuck in a restaurant somewhere like last time, he'll come home safe and sound on Monday".
Memory fails like this one are the most plausible explanation for deja vu.
ScaredOuttaMyMind ยท 710 points ยท Posted at 02:15:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When my drama class went to Disneyland, they took a big group picture in front of the castle. They took three pictures to make sure they got one good one, the first and last photo are normal, but the second has a guy no one's seen before in between two people with his arms around their sholders. No one noticed him when the picture was taken.
Mudkip123456 ยท 384 points ยท Posted at 03:39:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We're gonna need pictures.
nemoomen ยท 139 points ยท Posted at 05:04:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He was...slender.
FlyingSandwich ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 08:00:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And a little bit foxy.
Tayk5 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:56:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Slender man in a black suit?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:56:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also, the two young people were three metres apart.
NeroStrike ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:12:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://d37nnnqwv9amwr.cloudfront.net/entries/icons/original/000/006/595/1262055260350.jpg
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:23:43 on May 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Flandangle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:21 on May 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same. Dammit ScaredOuttaMyMind.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:55:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like NOW?!
Phonesringindude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:29:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seconded.
dispatchprincess ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:31:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think my heart could take seeing a picture of this after all the creepy shit I've read thus far.
GarenBushTerrorist ยท 210 points ยท Posted at 03:58:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Come on man, you can't post stuff like this without a picture! At least thumbs-up guy has proof!
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:28:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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GarenBushTerrorist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's just what people should tag him as in RES.
ruslan_a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:29 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Link?
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 04:11:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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appropriate-username ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:17:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
aaaand bucketlisted.
koldfusion47 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:05:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's awesome, that's my next goal now. I already have a picture of me holding the leash of a kids who's parents put a monkey back pack leash on their kid.
[deleted] ยท 592 points ยท Posted at 02:27:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And... That's the Doctor.
TryingToSucceed ยท 274 points ยท Posted at 02:38:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Doctor Who?
[deleted] ยท 183 points ยท Posted at 02:40:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Doctor.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 03:29:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just the Doctor
just__The_Doctor ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:11:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The definitive article.
erasethenoise ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:21:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is that supposed to sound impressive?
F_Scott_Fitzawesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just the tip.
direbowels ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:43:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Who's on first?
ZombieHitler94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:22:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly.
cranialmeltdown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why does he sound like he's from the North?
ruslan_a ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:53:24 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lots of planets have a north!
cranialmeltdown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:32:41 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That show singlehandedly (well, okay, mixed with enough wine one night) motivated me to head to the George Mason University Speech Accents Archive and quiz myself on regional accents until I was able to guess them pretty well by about halfway down the English list.
katacarbix ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Doctor.
CaptainMoroni ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 03:36:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Witch Doctor?
direbowels ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 04:05:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Which witch doctor?
timbowman1 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Which witch doctor, witch doctor?
iDunTrollBro ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 04:13:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When the question is asked, Silence will fall...
greebowarrior ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:26:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Silence must fall would be a more accurate translation
Tomawar40 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got chills...
MrCinemaXbox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:53:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
pgan91 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:42:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now that's what I want to know...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:20:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
silence
jb2386 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:16:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's the question that's hiding in plain sight.
Gandar54 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:00:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly.
fuckimsohigh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, he's a first baseman.
Borderwhoops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Silence will fall.
batman1234562043 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Doctor Spaceman
Dr_Awkward_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Spoilers.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:15 on April 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:30:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is my name relevant? :D
Atom_Ramquest ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 02:38:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Doctor who?
farnswiggle ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:51:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this is the 3rd doctor Who comment ITT and a year ago I would not have been giddy to see them. Carry on.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:08:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just The Doctor.
tyh64 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:48:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THE DOCTOR
Nick_johnston1625 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly
nedthehead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Doctor Who?
Nick_johnston1625 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:52 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's a tv show -_-
BlackLiger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:21:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And Amy and Rory, probably.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
KNOCK KNOCK
cindreiaishere ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:43:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he was erased from existence and someone just missed a spot.
Areeane ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:01:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, pictures please!
dangeroustype ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:50:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was it this guy? He shows up everywhere.
ekbrf4 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:08:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was gene paremsean
Pteryx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:53:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ms_zen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:51:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When my high school choir went to disneyworld there was another school group that had been forced to all wear these neon shirts. One of my friends happened to have the same color shirt on, so he turned it inside out and then would just join their groups whenever we saw them. He'd walk around with them for a good ten minutes normally before they realized he didn't belong. Made it into one of their group pictures.
MirrorLake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:33:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My extended family had a huge portrait taken of everyone--the most people from my family I've seen in one photo. It was at some sand dunes, so there were other people walking around.
When they got it developed, there was some asshole standing at the very end of the line pretending to be in our family.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:43:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do this all the time. Just jump in random pictures to troll people. It's because I look so average you'll never notice I don't belong.
xelfer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:56:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Disneyland must have weird shit going on, we took a family photo there (maybe in front of the same castle) in 1988 and then did a 2 week bus tour afterwards. When we get back home to Australia we see people walking behind us in the photo who we became good friends with 2 weeks later on the bus.
ClassicalFizz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:05:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That was probably me. Im one of those kids who never really stood out. You probably dont remember me from class.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:31:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You accidentally took a picture of an alternate universe where he never died shortly after birth.
This thread has got me super stoked for the next season of Fringe.
3ricG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:40:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On my senior trip to Disneyworld my friends and I were in our hotel room talking, and some guy walked into our room with someone else from our class. He said hi to all of us, and said some of our names. When he left, Noone knew who the kid was, and we all just laughed. We saw him at graduation too, but we didn't know how we missed him all throughout high school (our class was only 130 people)
Technicolored ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
pics?
Zhang5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Strange people doing silly things at Disney? Preposterous!
HelloHAL9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:40:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.
rewster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
show us the pictures!
cartopheln ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:10:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know this Jorg from Germany, who does that anywhere he goes in the world. Very stealthy.
Ameliorat3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:15:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Professional photobombers. You don't see them too often these days.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You got photobombed.
ironmask85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ya got photobombed by a ghost! Ha!
SerialRappist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Link to pic please...
alonedesu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've been photobombing photos for years now. Just waiting to read a story on here about a strange asian guy picking his nose, that no one else noticed.
EtwasNameGehaben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant username.
FistOfFacepalm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tyler Durden
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I lived in LA County I had a pass to Disneyland that was pretty much an everyday/anyday yearly sorta deal. Every year. (Family and friends worked there for many years, got good deals man!)
So, eventually disneyland gets a little dull, when you've been going once every week or two, for years.
You get creative, and usually its at the expense of non-regulars. We did a lot of zany stuff, randomly joining party pictures sounds about right.
beordread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Best photo bomb ever?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a cousin do this on my wedding day. The place we got married was rather busy that day and there is a fairly regular spot people take family pictures. Once our group was done another group quickly replaced us. My wife and I were doing couples shots nearby and I watched as my cousin waited until the photographer asked for everybody and then stood in the lineup. He was in at least 3 of their family pictures.
TL;DR - Cousin of mine Trolled a few family wedding pics.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some random guy was walking by and photobombed you.
Grooth ยท 608 points ยท Posted at 03:24:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm sure this has been posted before, but there are two things that have happened to me that were sort of "reality glitches"
The first time was when I was laying in my bed in my dorm room and looking out the window at the falling snow at night. My room mate was across the room in his bed doing the same thing and we were both talking about how nice it looked when bam I blink and suddenly its daytime. I look around confused and don't see my room mate anywhere in sight. Freaking out and thinking that everyone in the world has disappeared, I go looking for him and eventually find him and I ask him what happened. He had absolutely no idea what I was talking about and I asked him where did the night go and he says "We were both looking out the window looking at the snow when you just got really quiet and didn't say anything when I asked you questions so I assumed you were asleep, but when I looked over you were just staring there with your eyes open looking out the window and actually blinked a few times. I just thought you were sleeping with your eyes open."
TL;DR: my night sort of disappeared in the blink of an eye.
The second weird thing was that once I woke up and checked my ipod and saw that it was 5:00. Seeing as how I didn't have to go to work until 7:00 I decided to try to go back to sleep. I very specifically remember checking my clock to make sure it was 5:00 because I did not want to oversleep. Anyways, I fall back asleep, and when I wake up, I check my ipod to see if I have to go to work yet. I had a pregnant when I saw that my iPod clock read 4:30. I checked my actual clock and that also read 4:30.
TL;DR: I am the lamest time traveler in the world.
EDIT: For all those asking what "I had a pregnant means, see this
prototypist ยท 419 points ยท Posted at 04:42:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you considered that it may have been a seizure?
SampleBins ยท 118 points ยท Posted at 06:10:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it sounds like a long absence seizure. I know a woman who taught elementary school for about 30 years, and she says that over the course of her career she identified a few epileptics. She said they would repeatedly zone out in class in a really distinct way, like they looked spaced out but were actually not there. My understanding is that absence seizures can be triggered by visual stimuli like watching car headlights go by, flickering lights, or.... maybe.... watching snow fall at night?
iheartoreos ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 06:24:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had absence seizures for years without knowing what they were. I still don't know what triggered them. I used to zone out in class probably in they same way she described.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 06:43:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TIL to be freaked out whenever I lose track of time or zone out in class.
iheartoreos ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:54:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is different than just zoning out, I was fully aware of it happening. I actually felt like I was having deja vu spells and didn't think much of them until I started having other types of seizures.
jeepbraah ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:53:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what if when you zone out you create a happy place to go to, one that entertains and catches your attention while your gone.... and you named this place.... reddit.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:24 on January 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can you describe what having an absence seizure feels like?
iheartoreos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:55 on January 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My absence seizures felt like deja vu. I would have the same auditory hallucinations every time I had one. Until my mother witnessed me having an episode and did research, I thought I was just having deja vu. I hated it because it made me really uneasy and sick at my stomach.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:47 on January 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have these episodes where I'll twitch and my eyes will look up, usually to the left, and then I'll freeze for a few seconds. Even my thinking stops. I can see what I'm looking at and can hear what's going on around me (though it's kind of fuzzy) but can't respond. I'm just frozen. My arms are usually pulled up to my chest like I'm doing a T-Rex impression, too.
Then it's over and I feel fine and go about my day.
iheartoreos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:31 on January 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mine were sort of like that. But if I concentrated on speaking I could have a simple conversation. The auditory hallucinations made everything fuzzy. I could see what's going on and hear but it was really hard to focus on anything other than what was happening in my head.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:09 on January 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've been worked up left and right for epilepsy but don't have it/seizures. I have no idea what's happening when I have these episodes. :/
iheartoreos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:01 on January 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's really strange. My initial EEGs were negative for seizure activity when I read they were types of seizures, but they turned into grand mal seizures. And after being put on an antiepileptic they stopped.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:18 on February 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Huh. They put me on anti-epileptics but it didn't stop the episodes, so I stopped taking them medication.
SeriouslyExplainIt ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:27:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My friend's father is an epileptic who has had seizures triggered by falling snow. His onset of epilepsy occurred after he was hit in the head with a baseball bat. His twin brother also developed epilepsy around the same time.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:03:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, I had these all the time when I was a kid. I thought it was just intense zoning out, but now that I look back on it, it was like one minute I was there and then all of a sudden I was gone. I still zone out, but now I'm aware of it and it only lasts a few minutes.
irnec ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:08:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like my flatmate, will report back if she lets me do that breating test on her.
heretocleanthepool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:56:48 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My first girlfriend had a little sister with absence seizures. She would just be talking then stop mid word and you had to stand still whilst the eyes rolled around or else she'd freak a little afterwards. A couple of times she'd pick up right where she left off. Awesome kid. I hope she's still as cool, she'd be in her early 20's now.
ratamaq ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:30:43 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I realize this is a late reply, but it sounds like something. That happened to me playing a 'killer Instinct' Arcade game ( the first one.) I was playing as normal, the next thing I remember was idol ( the final boss) dead on the ground and Jango standing in victory. I was probably only 3 rounds into the game when I blacked out. So that means I played through the rest of the game and beat it, some 10 or so other fights, with no memory of it. I remember that game had a warning about seizures on a sticker on it. Guess I was one of those people.
Dark_Green_Blanket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:59 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
absence seizures are why i can't drive anymore.
[deleted] ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 05:22:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, sounds like an abnormally long absence seizure. Still creepy though.
llamas1355 ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 05:08:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it definitely sounds like one
MsBud ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:49:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Petit Mal seizure.
Andynym ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:00:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure thats an orgasm
hussard_de_la_mort ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:07:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, that's le petit mort.
Andynym ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh gotcha
thecarbine ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:55:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This makes it even more terrifying.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:42:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now I'm afraid to be alone because I might have an absence seizure and never even know it.
gamer25 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:39:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You could have also accidentally hypnotized yourself since you were in a rested state and you were focused on the falling snow. Probably the best way to tell is if you felt really well rested, like abnormally well.
Boss_Monkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:46:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
narcolepsy?
cyantist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's catatonia.
ender21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This. I think I read somewhere that not all seizures are the frothing-at-the-mouth and going-into-spasms kind. Sometimes your brain just shuts itself off or something to that effect. Might want to tell a doctor, actually.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
my first fucking thought was this dude has seizures.
Cool_Bowties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I'm pretty sure there was an episode of House based on this phenomenon.
BoilerButtSlut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I will also chime in and agree that this sounds like a seizure. I had a friend that had this happen to him a few times and it ended up being a brain tumor. He's OK now, but he said it was real frightening to have hours unaccounted for with no explanation at all.
Bizlemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a friend with epilepsy and this has in fact happened to her. I just thought she was spacing out, but when she came to she had no idea what was going on or how much time elapsed.
morphotomy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What? Something similar happened to me when I was about 5, can you point me to any more info on the phenomenon?
Alecm3327 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:50 on April 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, crap.
Im_not_the_cops ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 04:17:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:04:22 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
With subsequent infancy.
Oh_hell_naw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:49 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could you just say I freaked out??
redweasel ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 04:33:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had that night-disappearing-in-the-blink-of-an-eye thing too. I was sitting in my dorm room one evening, studying, alone and (of course) with the light on. Suddenly it was dark, just like somebody turned off the light switch, only silent. My roommate was asleep in his bed. I assume without proof that I somehow fell deep asleep instantaneously, then later somehow snapped instantly fully awake instantaneously, both times without any feeling of discontinuity, so that the subjective experience was as you describe -- kind of a "jump cut" in time. I wish I'd thought to ask my roommate what he'd seen when he came in that night.
_AlphaOmega ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 05:37:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had this happen when I was in elementary school I was lying in bed and my mom had just tucked me in, said good night and shut the door. I remember being really comfortable and looking forward to just laying in bed. I was looking up at the ceiling, blinked and it was daylight and my mom walked in to wake me up for school. I'm still in the same exact position, staring up at the ceiling and my bed was still tucked around me. Someone I slept all night without moving and it seemed to all happen instantaneously.
I felt completely rested and all but I have never since fallen so dead asleep so quickly.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:07:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
After reading comments in this thread, please kindly refrain from using such phrases for the good of all of us.
_AlphaOmega ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:55:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:25:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some of these stories are freaky, so the less use of the term "dead" the better
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:05:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The same exact thing has happened to me, too, except that I didn't feel rested and wasn't tired to begin with. It was on a Christmas eve when I was a little kid. I went to bed at 11 and it was instantly morning, same position and everything, just suddenly light out. And, as a child it usually took me at least a couple hours to fall asleep.
_AlphaOmega ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:44:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thinking back, obviously now the memory could be altered, but maybe that's why I was enjoying being so comfortable in bed because I wasn't all that tired and then thought it was weird that I was out cold then awake the next morning in the blink of an eye.
svrnmnd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:05:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
had the saaaaaaame thing happen to me when I was really little. I always took forever to go to sleep and i remember blinking, then my dad came in and was like "get up you're late" and I said something like "thats not fair I havent been to sleep" he was just like "what? ...get dressed"
never happened again, except when i got put under for my wisdom teeth this year.
larwk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:21:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had the same happen multiple times, I want to say most often during middle school. Sometime high school. Maybe even now. I do nothing now but work, reddit, sleep, repeat so it wouldn't surprise me. Lack of sleep or odd hours can do some weird things. The wisdom teeth thing is a very accurate description to me, as it's been the only time I've ever been put under. The opposite has also happened. I've stared at a clock and watched the minutes go by as if it were only 2 seconds apart.
svrnmnd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:10:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can just attribute it to not having REM sleep. if you don't dream its like nothing happened, your mind wont have anything to base time on. the minutes like seconds thing is pretty freaky
deadpear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:30:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same thing happened to me - I am thinking I self-hypnotized myself.
k2cougar ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:54:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you instantly feel stiff/sore from not moving for so long? thats gotta be crazy
redweasel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:06:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, no soreness. No sense of discontinuity whatsoever, except for "the lights suddenly going out."
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:07:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Scherzkeks ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:46:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
aliens
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:52:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had this happen as well. I was on a camping trip with a bunch of classmates. We were all laying in our tents getting ready to sleep and I blink my eyes and it was morning in an instant. I've never heard of anyone else experiencing this before until now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:00 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I did that same thing only once in my life, when I was a little kid visiting a beach house with my family. I still remember it! I've never felt like that again.
[deleted] ยท 246 points ยท Posted at 04:15:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You had a pregnant?
devosion ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:50:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He gave birth to himself...in the past.
TheMidstOfIt ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:48:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm using this from now on.
loose-dendrite ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 05:24:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should. It premiered on reddit.
Scherzkeks ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:45:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like your user name. :)
aaarggh ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:15:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
und ich mag deinen benutzernamen ;)
Scherzkeks ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:19:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Danke!
loose-dendrite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:49 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! :)
fridgetarian ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:01:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it also died here too. Or was that a dream I had?
appropriate-username ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:11:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
when a meme is used by colbert, it gains immortality.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:29:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It didn't premiere on reddit. It's a colloquialism. I've heard it in the south for many years.
loose-dendrite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:24 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You might be right. I remember when it premiered here and there was a big hubbub about how it's now a thing.
source you might want to content
LovableContrarian ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:30:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's nothin'. I once knew a guy who had two pregnants.
i_lick_my_knuckles ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:44:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bet I could have 100 pregnants...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That shouldn't be make me laugh as hard as it did but it did.
Vapyr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:56:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Origin of this phrase
alienzx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hi! Welcome to reddit!
(wow 6 months and 11 days and never heard this before? ಠ_ಠ)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:26:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly haven't. Is this a thing?
alienzx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. Stephen Colbert even used it when he posted. He also said it on air.
LipstickandMalice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:48 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Gosh, he's helping spread the word. Don't have a pregnant.
Drapetomania ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:22:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, it sounds like you had a petit mal seizure.
Grooth ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:31:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thats been suggested to me by many people, I just don't have any idea what to do about it. It has only happened to me the one time that I can recall.
Yoshimitz707 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:46:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would recommend going to a doctor. I mean, what if it happens when you're driving or something? Better to be sure everything is okay before something terrible happens, right?
larwk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:30:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Easier said than done for most people, and if it only happened once I don't think it should be a major concern. I mean he was in bed, so obviously tired or should have been. Sleep does some wonky things sometimes.
But yeah, "just go to a doctor" isn't really doable for a lot of people, especially if it's for something involving the brain or something major.
TheMidstOfIt ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:49:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes when I look at my clock my vision goes blurred and some numbers look like others. In my tired state I don't protest what I read. Possible?
phishroom ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:45:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not unusual in a dream to have difficulty making out letters or numbers. In fact, if you read something, then look away and then read it again, it appears differently.
larwk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:31:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not unusual in a dream to have difficulty making out numbers or letters. In fact, if you read something, then look away and then read it again, it appears differently.
phishroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:47 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now her usual dream was difficultly making out, cumbersome and wetter. Intact, if you need something, she took away and redressed yet again, disappears indecently.
ruslan_a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:55 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I found this easy to masturbate to.
danta7 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:54:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You just pressed T and waited through the night. Next time I would suggest sleeping in the bed for the Well Rested bonus.
Grooth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well I did try sleeping but I guess I am a werewolf so I can't get well rested.
LordQuagga ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:41:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
do the time one all the time: I dream that I woke up and looked at a clock when I actually didn't. It's weird but it happens every once and a while for me.
nasi_lemak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you just got fucked by time!
foreveracunt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:11:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
my natural skepticism just tells me you were super-tired and fell asleep with your eyes open.
CookieMan0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:26:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once blinked at about 8:00 when looking at the clock, it suddenly read about 3:30. I WTF'd.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:52:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That clock thing happens to me quite a bit, you've just woken up so your brain shits itself.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All the time, it's effectively the same thing that happened to Grooth.
AngryGroceries ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:52:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This actually happened to me a few times when I was younger - I blinked and it seemed the night passed instantaneously.
One time I remember in particular was at a large slumber-party for my karate school, everyone seemed to be asleep and I was sitting up in the dark. I blinked and suddenly I had 4-5 people standing over me "WAKE UP AG WAKE UP!!!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I dig your story very well, but also that had a pregnant meme has a lovely origin.
JonnyLay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should read ethan frome, a book about a guy with absence seizures. It is actually quite boring, but a teacher made us read it in school.
rauelius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had the time one happen to me too!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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Grooth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:41:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yea man, I had a pregnant.
Scherzkeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But what does it mean? (All the way.)
Grooth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:58:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Its sort of a reddit meme. Some guy said it once and some random redditor kept using it and tried to make it a meme for the guy. It means to like, be shocked.
IsPrometheusProud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fugue state.
Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've experienced this almost every week, without fail.
chutem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A half hour of extra sleep is nothing to scoff at.
heyyoudontsaythat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i remember quite a few times that i would blink. but when i opened my eyes it was 7 hours later. very weird.
mattoly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a friend who used to fall asleep with her eyes open, and this is exactly how she'd describe it. We'd be talking and then, boom, she'd wake up several hours later. You couldn't tell when she was asleep till later.
ramen_feet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This probably isn't it, but what you described is exactly what it feels like to faint. Once time I was in Yellowstone and fainted due to heat exhaustion, and it really was just like blinking. One minute I'm feeling really cold standing up, then i blink and I'm on the ground with paramedics next to me.
Whoreadswhoreads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
awsome TL;DR xD
debzilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You could have fallen asleep? Sure, your friend saw you blink and what not, but maybe you fell asleep shortly after that. Also, I've seen people sleep with their eyes open before. Really creepy, but possible.
TxBaritoneSax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Similar thing happened while watching a tv nba broadcast, no one was around though. I just figured i was abducted by aliens. But this sounds creepier.
gladysispolite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aliens.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
speaking of sleep, Typical night is just wake up in the morning. Even if i nap around for a bit nothing note worthy. Then there are dreamy nights. I will abruptly wake up and usually just check the clock, 400am, then promptly pass the fuck out. The strangest part is waking up at,400am... click 401, and it feels not only as hours have passed but i woke up this time directly out of rem. Vivid dreams of an entire day just passes as i force myself to cope and sleep it off. I don't really know what they are or their relevance, but every time just about a minute later i open my eyes.
sarcastic_response ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or you're just terrible with memory and reality when you fall asleep.
BKSnitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hate it when I have those pregnants.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The first one could have been falling asleep very fast and waking up, with your eyes open. It sounds extremely similar to my experiences with laughing gas - I would never feel tired or remember going to sleep (although I would have audible "reverb" effects), and then all of the sudden time would have passed.
colwynmyself ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same thing happened to me a few times. Reading a book out loud in class in 8th grade and I black from listening to people read to being 2 pages ahead with the teacher yelling at me to read.
Also, I agree with the seizure argument, that's what it sounds like, never thought of it before.
mynameiscam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You had a pregnant?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for having a pregnant. Haven't heard that one in a good long while.
TheAtomicMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had one of these too, except it lasted 25 hours. I was about 14, up in Anchorage, AK. I was laying on a couch, at about 1700, I closed my eyes for a second, opened them, and saw it was 1800. I thought it was weird that I fell asleep so fast, and didn't remember the hour at all.
A little while later, I called up my friend because we were going to see a movie that night, he told me that it was last night, and I never showed up. I thought he was fucking with me, but then I checked what day it was and it was the following day. I asked my mom about it and she said I was sleeping on the couch when she got home than night and when she left for work in the morning.
saucepd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a very long partial complex seizure.
Source: I have had a few of them, albeit a lot shorter. Please see a neurologist! A simple med 2x/day can keep them at bay.
annies__boobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This exact thing happened to me when I was a little kid. I remember sitting up in bed in the early morning when it was still very dark. I was sitting straight up looking out my door towards the hall, which was lit up by the yellow glow of my father's lamp in the living room. He always woke up absurdly early.
Then, I blinked. It was morning and my room was completely bright with daylight. I was still sitting up in my bed, facing the door. I was probably about 7. Easily the creepiest thing to ever happen to me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What does "I had a pregnant" mean? I feel this may be integral to understanding the story.
bigbigreader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The exact same thing happened to me when I was 9 or so.
wonderfuckingwoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Possibly daylight savings?
TheWildMiracle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This reminded me of a dream I had once, or at least I think it was a dream... My alarm clock was set for 6:30 am, and when it went off I woke up, turned it off and went back to sleep. A couple minutes later it was 6:30 again, so it went off and again I woke up, turned it off and fell back asleep. The alarm went off 4 times before I actually managed to stay awake.
The_Urban_Core ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lost time like that can be a serious neurological issue, you had best ask a doctor asap. That sort of thing should never be trifled with.
Leppter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do this alot, its usually when you need to be up at a specific time. Basically you dream the first wake up, like going up one level in inception, then when you really wake up its odviously a different time. I once went from sleeping in until 11am (dream) then when i really woke up it was 7am. Needless to say that was amazing.
Devar0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had the same "blink" thing happen when I was a kid.
My brother and I had to sleep in the study as our rooms were being tiled at the time. I distinctly recall lying on my side, facing the outside window, and blinking. And in that blink, it was suddenly the next morning. Insta-sleep ftw!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:38:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ive had the weird time thing happen once when I was in the car with a friend. We were driving down some road in Ft. Worth/Arlington area. We were listening to Metallica's Battery (not even a metallica fan) when we both just blanked out (while my friend was driving).
As the song ended we both came to, not knowing where we had driven. Both completely confused as we both blanked out and came to at the same time (obviously something with the song) we turned the car around to backtrack. We had no recollection of any of the surrounding buildings at all. We finally got to where the song started and remembered the scenery. Still nothing after that we could remember. After backtracking we got on course as to where we needed to go and found our way to my grandmothers house (we are both from Austin, so didnt really know our way around).
To this day we have no idea what happened. Obviously the night road combined with music hypnotized us in someway, but none the less whenever I talk to this friend, about this, we still really have no idea what happened. A good solid 6 minutes or so of complete hypnosis.
Thankfully we just drove straight the entire time and nothing happened.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've definitely had something similar happen to me, in regards to the whole "blinky night bye-bye" thing.
rushy_rush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:43:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This was a regular thing for me when I was young (about 5-14), sometimes I would forget days at a time, but somehow I still went through the movements. Come to find out I had "childhood epilepsy" and this was a very frequent occurrence, at first I had no idea that it was related, I just thought i was going crazy. I was never told my parents because I figured they would think I was crazy.
unartisan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:57:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once had a similar event happen to me during summer break several years ago. It was somewhere around 1:00 or 1:30 in the morning, and I'd finally decided it would be a good time to try to get some sleep. I laid down in bed, closed my eyes, and waited. Having had a history of sleeping issues, it didn't really surprise me when, after what felt like 20 or 30 minutes or so, I wasn't asleep and didn't even feel tired. I distinctly remember thinking, "Alright, this isn't working. I guess I'll get back up for a bit."
When I opened my eyes, it was morning. Thanks to having a corner room with two windows, one of which faces East, my room was bathed in morning sunlight. I could hear birds outside my windows. This makes it all the more odd to me, since not only did I not hear anything before opening my eyes, but I couldn't tell that there was any light before - something that is extremely obvious when trying to sleep in my room during the day. I wasn't tired or sore. I got up feeling just as I had when I'd gotten into bed.
art0rz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:18:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had the thing where I basically blinked and it was morning, but nobody was around to see what happened.
SnifflyWhale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:21:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I read a similiar story once, except he woke up looking directly at the sun. Thinking nuclear war had started, he duck-and-covered.
Cannot imagine that terror.
deadpear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:27:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have had your EXACT experience with blinking the night away. I was not looking at snow, however, I was looking at the ceiling just - I don't remember. I only remember, very distinctly, closing my eyes and opening them - a blink - and it was morning. I was really freaked out - I was probably 12 or so at the time. I am quite interested to know if this was a seizure or if I self-hypnotised myself. I lean toward self-hypnotized because one, I don't ever recall losing time like that before and I felt incredibly rested.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:39:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Had one of these, too. I was like 8, though, and going through an extremely stressful time in my life. My mom was going to marry this super douche and life kinda sucked. I will always remember this, until the day I die.
I was the last one awake, maybe by an hour, watching tv. As I am watching tv, I feel as if while I am laying on the couch, the room starts stretching away from me, yet I can still view the tv perfectly fine. After about 45 seconds of this, I feel as if I am football field away from my tv, then PLOOP! It all returns to normal. I stand up, brush it off as getting tired, and go get ready for bed.
I get done brushing the teef's and walk into my bedroom, I had a bunk-bed, yet I was an only child (no idea). I sat down on my bunkbed with the light's still on, and literally within a second of sitting down, my room was filled with people.
Suddenly, I am surrounded by my friends at school dressed up in Halloween costumes. Halloween was not even close to happening, so I don't know where that came from, but anyways all these kids are in my room suddenly. The crazy part is, I have no outward reaction whatsoever. I am not afraid, I am not confused, or bothered or in any question whatsoever. I stand up off of the bed, walk through my house (as kids in halloween costumes run through walls and talk to each other, the whole time never noticing or even looking at me) climb onto my counter and get a glass to get some water, because apparently I am thirsty????!?
Suddenly with a crack they all stopped talking/running around and just stood watching. I dropped the glass and it startled me, and for the first time I felt like they were aware of my presence. I slowly walked back to my room, laid down in my bed. I do not remember falling asleep or laying there at all.
I woke up the next day, just like any day. Didn't remember anything about the night before. I, being 8 years old, woke up before anyone. After peeing, I walked into the kitchen to get water and found the broken glass, and it all came back to me.
I remember being really afraid, because there are mental health issues in my family, I remember wondering if I was going to go crazy and hurt people like my uncle. It was scary to think that I could do things without having control of myself at all. I cleaned up the mess and didn't tell anyone about that dream until I was 16-17 years old.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:56:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're not alone.
I was once at scout camp with my mom (her being a scout leader or something) I was maybe about 6-7 years old I think. I was lying in the tent when people were about to settle down for the day, I blink and suddenly it's the next morning. Apparently I slept through the night but experienced it as a blink of an eye.
I'm guessing it was just some random sleep blackout.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:51:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had the blink and suddenly its daytime thing happen to me too.
Its utterly confusing, Its not like your waking up, Its like you blinked, And then its daytime and your wide awake laying there in the same position.
Draigyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your story reminded me of a time, about 6 years or so ago, where something very like this happened to me. I was up late watching some adult swim still in my day clothes sitting on my living room couch. I don't recall feeling at all tired but it was late after all. Anyways suddenly I wake up to my dad opening the door of my bedroom and yelling wake up. I'm wearing PJs that I never remember putting on, and I don't remember turning off the tv/lights/etc or going to my room. One second I was watching TV, the next I was waking up in bed 6 or so hours later. I asked any of my family if they came down and saw me asleep on the couch or anything and they all denied ever coming down. So either I'm a really good sleep walker or I warp-glitched to the next morning.
scream-sayonara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:21:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ive had this!! I was in primary school and stayed over my friends house. One minute i was lying awake in bed, looking at the ceiling, i blinked and the next thing i knew it was light! I looked out the window just to make sure it was definitely daytime and true enough it was. I only freaked out for a few moments then put it down to just falling asleep and waking up really fast. Is only ever happened to me twice and im 21 and perfectly healthy...dont see how it could be seizures...
MrSimiana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wuz lookin outside da window... nek minnut.
slashsigh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have had an experience like this as well. I was about 13 or so I guess and my mother had just finished cooking dinner. I get a plate of food and go to sit down in the living room floor to watch tv while I eat. I blink, and suddenly I'm laying on the floor, head toward the tv, and my plate is gone. I asked my parents what happened to my food and they said they guessed I ate it but they didn't really know. That was when I noticed that 3 hours had passed, and I was still hungry as I(as far as I'm concerned) never ate my dinner. I told my parents what had happened and they didn't believe me, although they didn't recall what exactly happened that night even though they were in the room with me during most of this time. I assumed maybe I had blacked out or had some kind of seizure or something, but that doesn't explain what happened to my plate of food and why my parents wouldn't have remembered any of it either. So I never came up with any sort of explanation that made any sense at all.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:59:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
By the time you've finished reading this comment, I will have time travelled 5 seconds into the future.
The3rdWorld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:02:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
maybe they auto-updated because of daylight saving and went back an hour meaning you slept half an hour?
mr_tea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:12:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had this before as well. I was just going to bed normally, trying to get to sleep, staring at the ceiling, then bam it was morning. Just like you I distinctly remember the feeling of like I only blinked. Strange to hear someone else having the same thing happen to them, I just thought I fell asleep.
KingOfNope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have that thing with time happen to me frequently, but never when I'm tired or.sleepy. It's always, "Okay I have to leave in an hour." So I game or whatever, and I'll check the time after what feels to be ~ an hour or so, but I seem to have went an hour BACKWARD. It's odd, but always.appreciated.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The first thing happened to me as well when I was about 9 years old, I was sleeping and had woken up around 2 A.M and I couldn't stop coughing, my mom heard me and gave me some tea and cough syrup to ease my throat, she left the room, I drank some tea while sitting up in bed I put the tea on my coffee table shut my eyes for a second while still sitting up and then boom there's light coming through my window, I look at my alarm clock and it says 7:30 A.M
Snuffz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me actually haha.
I was really young, probably about 10 or 11. In our old house we had a small window over my bed.
It was a weekend and I woke up, it was darkish, the time where the sun isn't exactly fully up, probably around 4-5am.
It felt like I blinked and then it was really sunny and 9am.
Probably fell asleep really quickly and didn't realise.
nocubir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You have epilepsy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
First one sounds like a medical problem - you should see a doctor (other people are saying seizure, I don't know). Second one sounds like you dreamt about waking up and checking the clock (not that unusual, happens to me sometimes).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
some people sleep with their eyes open, maybe you fell asleepin a really weird way
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had that happen. Where I wake up check my phone and it'll be 9 or something and i go back to sleep and wake up at 7. I think it's just a dream the first time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to blink through the night as a kid. I would feel just as tired, as if I hadn't slept at all.
Margot23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
narcolepsy?
drasche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just got into the afternoon of the last day of the 3-week long training, first job. I was very tired for I-don't-remember what reason. I remember my head leaning forward a little, then suddenly I rose up my head again.
I was certain it was just a few seconds but everyone (including the trainer) was smiling or chuckling, then they told me I slept a solid 20 minutes.
okkomputer13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was probably just 3:00, or 15:00 and you were too sleepy to notice the 1.
threequartersearth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This exact same thing happened to me! I was sitting in bed looking at my alarm clock, which I think said 11:00 or so. I blinked, and suddenly the clock said 4:00. Maybe one of the strangest things that has ever happened to me.
Anna_Draconis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had something similar once when I was a kid.
It was the summer solstice so it was the longest day of the year, and because I live in Canada the sun was just getting ready to set at 9 o'clock at night. My mother sent me to bed for school in the morning even though it was still bright out. I laid down, blinked, and suddenly she was getting me up for school.
I protested saying I didn't sleep - I didn't feel like I had, had no sign that any time had passed. There was the same amount of light out my window was there was before I blinked, I didn't even move or shift position while I 'slept' if I even did. It was really jarring. I tried explaining it over and over, my mother never gave it any attention though. Also, I suppose I must've slept at some point during the blink/blackout/glitch/whatever it was, because I didn't pass out overtired during the following day, even though I fully expected to.
Bizlemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
still confused.
[deleted] ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 02:33:06 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've been reading this thread for five hours.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:54:40 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:01:44 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's seriously one of the most interesting threads I've ever read - fiction or not.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:58 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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work_mode ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:43:25 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...for the last couple days. People keep adding new stories!
FYI - for all the, "this may get buried" - I'm reading it!
batman_is_tired ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:16:31 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously. I read this for about two hours this morning and I'm back now. I consider myself a staunch skeptic, but this is really interesting, spooky stuff.
vxx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:50:07 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
2nd day i read. must be about 10 hours
LindLTaylor73 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:42:13 on January 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Certainly one of the best threads I've ever read....
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:46:02 on May 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have been trapped in this thread for 4 months.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:03:19 on July 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Matt, look at your calender! its been 50 years!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:59 on May 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This whole thread freaks me the fuck out... And I'll never stop reading. This is coming from an incredibly skeptical guy.
saintbabe ยท 380 points ยท Posted at 03:28:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have always had a fear that people can read my mind. I remember I was on my way to my birthday party, and I had just bought a new dress. I wasn't sure about how I looked in it. As I was going up the escalator this other woman was walking down the stairs adjacent to the escalator. I remember thinking "I really hope I don't look stupid right now" and this woman says "Well I think you look great!" in this reassuring way.
Maybe I just looked insecure, maybe someone else on the stairs infront of her was talking about how I looked stupid, but to this day the experience has amplified my paranoia of mind reading.
cyclura ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 10:23:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a little kid in the 1960s, my mom would work-out to the Jack Lalanne show on the television set. Twice, Jack caught me climbing on on the furniture and said "Now kids, don't climb on the sofa while your mom is exercising." I climbed down off the back of the sofa sheepishly.
Now, of course, I realize that he was just giving a generic warning that probably applied to hundreds of small children across the United States, but it was a powerful thing for me, to know that people could see me through the TV. It took years before I stopped believing it.
gibbdaddy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:51:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I worked tech support a few years ago. I would be helping a lady over the phone get into a screen to fix whatever settings needed fixed. She would get all nervous "can you see what I'm doing right now?". No. Unfortunately I can't see through this phone line. I wonder if that was you?
Beezle ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 05:47:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At times your mind can't perceive the difference between thought and speech and thus end up speaking out-loud the thought that passes through your head.
2948337 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:27:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me when I get really, really high, although also in the reverse. I don't know if I'm thinking or speaking, or if someone has spoken to me or I just imagined it. I don't get that high very often. That freaks me out.
onthefence928 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:59:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I get paranoid about my voice sounding stupid so it never gets used without me noticing
Gigwave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, did I say that out loud?
Romney-Paul_2012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did I say that out loud, or was it just in my head? Did THEY hear it?
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 06:42:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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saintbabe ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 06:51:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I said "thanks" and tripped up the escalator instead.
The3rdWorld ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:14:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i think 'hah, low level mind readers crack me up; can't even see into the body electric - pretty fucking weird vision you've got their buddy!'
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:20:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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Arikuza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wish you could talk to my sister, as you seem to know how to "accept" that it's just an irrational fear. She's a bit stubborn and refused to believe its not real, and quit going to her therapist.
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 05:20:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me sometimes!! OMG I feel like my filter was broken until recently I was at a bar drinking a beer. Literally in my mouth, a cute girl walks in, I THINK to myself "man she's pretty hot." My roomate with his back to the door watching the game on the tv behind me (he's sitting across from me not looking at me) says "yeah she is" and glances down from the game. He sees that i'm sipping beer and we just look at each other confused.
vertexvortex ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:09:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Man, the girl was IN YOUR MOUTH? There's no way you could have said anything!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No the beer. Is order of events wrong?
vertexvortex ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:37:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was just teasing you about the poor grammar. delvicon pointed it out already.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lol u can have an upvote
delvicon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:07:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The beer was part of the sentence before, and implied at the start of the next. So it could be interpreted as:
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:00:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh she did, that's why it was amazing
The3rdWorld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:11:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ventriloquists can do this so maybe your voice box was activated but not your mouth?
oph1uchus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:53:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i too have this fear! btw, kindy creepy, but i remember your username from another subreddit. i decided to creep through your comment history and remember thinking "wow, she's beautiful!". i think you'd still look like a million dollars wearing a paper bag, no lezbo.
saintbabe ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 07:58:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha wow thanks! Maybe a little bit of lezbo? Just the tip?
oph1uchus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:12:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
okay okay, just the tip.
Fake-Empire ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:37:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You live in Vancouver.. right? You look really familiar.
saintbabe ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:47:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes...who.. who is this..
Fake-Empire ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:01:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think I probably just recognize you from the 'teens' forum on Nexopia, lol.
saintbabe ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:11:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Let us never speak of this again.
svrnmnd ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:10:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what just happened?
Fake-Empire ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:57:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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skysonfire ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:25:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Stay out of my head Charles!
svrnmnd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:16 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WHATS GOING ON!?!?!?!?!??!
nimchip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:08 on January 20, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
thank you for this awkward work boner
Watchoutrobotattack ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:41:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have this same fear. Mostly because I don't want people to know I'm thinking about how much I want to jerk off when I get home
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 08:56:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure some people are broadcasters and some people are receivers. And some people are both. But I'm not sure if anyone's capable of doing it deliberately or if they realize it's anything but their own thoughts.
I regularly say something that my mom/sister were thinking. I am not allowed to team up with my sister while playing pictionary because we're so regularly accused of cheating. For example, the time when I had just touched the pen to paper and drawn a straight, two-cm long line when she yelled out, "Palm tree!" And she was right.
ZapActions-dower ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:10:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had that happen with a close friend of mine! I was playing 20 questions with a few people on a band bus once, and he was sitting several seats up, not really paying attention. After a few questions go by, not really narrowing it down at all, he yells back, "Is it an ocelot?" Bam, totally correct. I don't recall ever talking about ocelots to him, or to anyone for that matter. I just read about them in a book once.
Not the first time it's happened with him either. A group of us were playing Catch Phrase, and another of our friends got the thingee and just looked at it blankly for a second. My friend, the one who guessed ocelot perfect, blurts out "Shot in the dark!" The one with the thingie just looks at him, and says "How the hell did you know that?"
SeoidsGem ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:41:24 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to get irrationally paranoid about mind readers, and mentioned it to my therapist. She told me "if they exist, Mind readers have heard it all- there's nothing you can think that will shock them." it made me feel better.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:53:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's easy to spot insecurity in a teenager by body language and also that you're wearing new clothes. I think it was just a nice older person giving you a thumbs up.
Spooky_Electric ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:22:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have done this too. But every time I started to worry about it, I would think the most negative or craziest thing I could about the person who I though could, and I still haven't been punched yet.
teamatreides ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:22:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something similar happened to me when I was chilling out with some of my friends - one of them had returned from Africa and we were just bullshitting in the living room.
He's telling a joke while thinking an unrelated and devious thought, he later recounts to me. Apparently I looked him in the eye and said exactly what he was thinking to himself. All I remember is him responding to my remark with "Get the fuck out of my head!"
I apologize that my recounting is not as dramatic or amazing - he tells the story best.
introspeck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your face was displaying your anxiety. The woman had been in the same state of anxiety herself, so when she looked at your face, she knew what to say.
ContentKeanu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:19 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was just debating whether to post my story when I saw yours about mind-reading. So I'll post mine, as it's also about mind-reading.
It's actually my Dad's story. When I was about 8, my sister and I were driving with my dad and talking and somehow it came up that my dad has a secret that he said he will never tell anyone. Except he did say he told it to one of his childhood friends, who became freaked out so much that he didn't talk to my dad for a week or so. Anyway, we naturally pleaded and begged our dad to tell us that secret but he refused.
I thought about it then and still think about it occasionally, but my guess (and this came very quickly and with confidence in this belief) that he is able to read minds. A few years later when I was discovering the Internet, I could see past searches done on Google, and found on our family computer "telepathic abilities" and "extra sensory perception". Got a little freaked. That's about it to the story. When I'm around my dad I usually don't think about it. But, when I do, I get this really uncomfortable feeling and of course my head floods with thoughts that I don't want my dad to know. And I get this sense that he knows exactly what I'm experiencing, and I've always been afraid to ask him about it. As if we have a mutual understanding, like he knows I've discovered his secret but we both know to keep our mouths shut.
Thii ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:34:06 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It amplified your paranoia of mind reading when the one reading your mind said something to reassure you? Poor woman, she probably wowed never to use her powers again because it seems to always end badly.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:38:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you said something out loud without realizing it..
R3d1st ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:01:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, studied psychology and I don't want to creep you out or anything, but "being afraid that people can read your mind" is often concerned an early symptom of schizophrenia (statistically the highest chance of getting it is about the age of 25). There are actually a lot of questionnaires where they ask you if you ever had thoughts like that. Of course it could be something different, like small neurotic behavior or just your mind playing tricks on you, but if you live through more of these "weird" occurrences, then you should consider deeper investigations. If diagnosed early enough it is way easier to deal with.
Take care!
ddevil63 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:47:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Today I learned I might have schizophrenia.
shadowknife392 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:21:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was expecting you were going to post this
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes I get thought in my head when I look at someone, say them out loud and they're always like 'I was just thinking that..'
I don't know how to explain it. I don't think I have a gift or something, but I just get this weird feeling in me and it's like I just "know". It isn't fool proof and you can't rely on it, it comes and it goes.
But sometimes it feels like our brain frequencies just sync up and I can patch in, like a walkie-talkie. More or less this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you mutter when you're stressed.
marky6045 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was waiting for class one morning after getting a new haircut. I was self-conscious because it was more stylish and 'edgy' than I'd ever had. Students exiting through the hallway I was standing in passed by me and someone said 'nice haircut.' Tripped me out, man...
dissentingclown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you thought you were thinking, but said it out loud without realizing it
^ my greatest fear
gumstuckinmypocket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Better than mind reading... You may be a projector... The advantage is when someone sees you having a conversation, you will appear quiet and normal patiently listening to the other who must look crazy.
hand_me_a_shovel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
..amplified your paranoia of mind reading. I know.
neilk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant Kids in the Hall sketch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbMvzIEZ8lU
advocatadiaboli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was wearing a shirt that I kind of liked, but felt like it didn't fit me well. Not five minutes after thinking that I probably should have worn something else, some random guy I passed on the sidewalk said "hey, I like your shirt!"
(And no, I don't have big boobs. This is actually the only time someone has ever stopped me like that.)
Arikuza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My sister has/had similar experiences, including, and probably not exclusive to having people enter her room "through her mind". She thinks everyone can hear what she's thinking.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:11 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
People seeming to read you mind isn't that crazy! Happens to me a lot, and it's because of your body language. That's how I would explain it. I have loud body language, so my thoughts are given away easily, and have a couple of friends who are particularly good at reading my mood and putting two-and-two together with what could be wrong/reason for what I'm doing thinking. The thing is, you're usually unaware of your body language/facial expressions. And women are much better than men at reading body language, I think it may have to do with emotional intelligence. Anyways, don't know if you'd agree, but I'd imagine if when you were wearing that dress, since you were feeling very self conscious, your body language might have given away what you were thinking easily.
Quadrivia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:42 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As a child, I would build a "Mind Castle" surrounded with knights and a lava pit that had to be crossed to enter my mind, just to make sure nobody could enter it.
methodmouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:19 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, you can't mind read?
everyothernametaken1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:12 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Love the username St. Babe
saintbabe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:59 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, it's autobiographical
everyothernametaken1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:28 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It may be because its 7am and I have still not gone to bed, or I may just not be that bright but I do not think I understand your comment. Regardless Saint Babe still makes me smile.
CyrusKain ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 18:14:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I first moved into my new house when I was 18, my black lab Ace was anxious to finally get a chance to explore. He has been restrained so he wouldn't get hurt during the unpacking process. He excitedly ran up and down the stairs, checking out rooms and sniffing at toilets in the bathrooms.
We all went downstairs to the basement but when we turned back to see where he was, he was just standing at the top of the stairs staring at us. He wasn't panting or wagging his tailing. We called for him to come down with us but no matter what we did, he still just stood there looking scared. We picked him up and carried him down with us. While he was down there he was completely scared so we brought him back up.
Several months had passed and he continued to be scared of the basement. While I was on the laundry side of the basement, I noticed there was a panel beneath the stairwell that could be moved. I moved it aside and found an empty space with a solitary ceramic doll laying in the center of it, staring with a blank gaze in my direction. I removed it and took it upstairs, throwing it away in the trash outside.
The very next time my dog came inside with us, he followed me down the stairs to the basement without a second thought and continued to til the day he died. This still unnerves me to this day.
TheBoxTalks ยท 310 points ยท Posted at 03:00:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once walked out of an Applebees and looked up to see the sky divided in half: one half a lighter shade than the other with a distinct line separating the two. It was witnesses by several other people I was with (no drugs) and I've never understood it.
mriparian ยท 443 points ยท Posted at 03:55:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's your explanation.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:58:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Few are those that go in. Fewer still, are those that come out.
Saggingpeach ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:38:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Because one does not simply walk out of Applebees.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:39:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think the real glitch here is that he walked into an Applebees.
BrianDoyleMurray ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:28:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, at least he was doing the right thing.
mriparian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You are severely underrated, sir. I get just as excited about your films as I do your brother's.
BrianDoyleMurray ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:38:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He's got the face, but I have the voice.
GeorgeCarlin69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:45:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One does not simply walk out of Applebees
raymendx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:43:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is that real? Any explanations for this?
ender21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This.
Yellow_Boxes ยท 273 points ยท Posted at 04:47:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something like this? ->http://imgur.com/Znzcw I took this off my front porch one evening.
AMISHassassin ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 06:30:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your names both have something to do with a box...
sarcastic_response ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 06:51:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! This is a Matrix moment right here!
ZombieHitler94 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 07:14:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OR ITS THE SAME PERSON ಠ_ಠ
SeaofDarkness ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 07:16:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There're only two people on the internet...
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 09:18:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
neo and smith?
Forgototherpassword ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:07:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They wanted Will Smith to play Neo. Since he declined, they named the main agent after him.
TIL I can make shit up.
orangey41 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:02:00 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know they did want Will Smith to play Neo, right? He declined because he was making Wild Wild West.
Forgototherpassword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:33 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, it makes the part I made up believable till "TIL".
Also if you haven't seen it, this is great. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgYhLIThTvk
orangey41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:35 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ah, I wasn't sure if you had thought you made the whole thing up and it actually turned out to be partially true.
phism ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:52:09 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that's the way you start thinking after reading this thread.
jakemg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:21:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is actually only one person on the internet.
intheballpark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:51:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's just you and me bro ;)
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:23:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Welp, bout time for me to be nopin the fuck on out of here.
East_Clintwood ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 05:12:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
From an unprofessional standpoint, I am assuming that the lighter part is a front with visible clouds, and the sun is setting with the light falling on the front of clouds at just the right angle to illuminate it in that way.
Lakhuton ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:32:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Where is ask science when you need it?
wingmantrebor ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 07:30:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Where else would it be?
phism ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:56:22 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
so you're saying that if we get repeatable results finding it in the same place, there's a chance that it's the same the next time we try it?
ohsilly ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:03:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How is that possible?
The3rdWorld ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 12:26:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's a weather front, a band of hot air is meeting a band of cold air and the pressure difference between the two is changing the holding capacity of the air - one side has lots of cloud and thus light finds it harder to pass through than the side with less suspended water vapour - i suspect it's lined up in a way which seems to magnify the colour difference thus presenting this seemingly stark line.
TheBoxTalks ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:22:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much. Did that extend across the entire sky?
Yellow_Boxes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, I thought it was the strangest thing at the time.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:44:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
" it's a weather front, a band of hot air is meeting a band of cold air and the pressure difference between the two is changing the holding capacity of the air - one side has lots of cloud and thus light finds it harder to pass through than the side with less suspended water vapour - i suspect it's lined up in a way which seems to magnify the colour difference thus presenting this seemingly stark line."
http://www.reddit.com/user/The3rdWorld
LANmine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:39:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy Shit
phism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:06 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
science is cool.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:36 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably caused by a cloud in front of the setting sun that is over the horizon from your frame of reference. You see the distinct line from the shadow cast but can't see the cloud because of the curvature of the earth.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:31:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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cryptobub ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:29:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
DOUBLE RAINBOW /cry
ThisIsYerBrainOnCats ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:44:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All the way across the ocean!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, I once saw a show when I was little in which there was a rainbow exactly like that, and the space inside of the rainbow led to a world where people had sharp teeth and ate each other.
solarxpower ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 03:42:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you were high on the fumes of the greatness that is Tequila Lime Chicken?
TheBoxTalks ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:44:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now that is a possibility that I had yet to consider.
oncorhynchus_mykiss ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:55:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everything serves the beam
thelibrarina ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:18:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Say thankya.
garetth8 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:03:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I kennit well.
hownao ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:59:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is a place in my area that I can go to where the sky is divided perfectly between night and the light coming from the sunrise.
SteaminSemen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:15:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Any idea how it happens?
Jaerc ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:24:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps askscience can help?
Maxtrt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:04:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was the path of the Beam!
theredpolak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently two more of us got this.
Laughing_Jelly_Bean ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:55:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is your name Corwin?
wildfyr ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:28:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
cold front?
TheBoxTalks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know, maybe. It was a distinct line right down the middle of the sky. It was so obvious that it should have been on the evening news, but it wasn't.
OrangeWool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen a front incredibly similar to the scene you were describing. Time? Area of US?
TheBoxTalks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably around 3 in May or June, upper Midwest in the late 90's.
OrangeWool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:21 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah. Yeah. Probably not a decade traveling coldfront.
quelbeastt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:00:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I noticed something like this the other night. It was explained to me that it was because of the spotlight from the top of the local hospital.
Sonoluminescent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:55:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Weather front.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:38:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Saw this the other day one half of the sky was overcast grey and the other half was clear sky with a big white simspsons-like cumulus cloud in the middle. I thought damn that looks sweet so I reached in my pocket to get my phone for a picture. I had forgotten my phone at home... interestingly enough my spare battery I carry was in my damn pocket.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:50:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, that's why you should never eat at Applebees. That place gave me crazy phobias.
(Okay, me and my younger brother are a year and a half apart, and I would have been 2-3 when this happened, but we went to Applebees, and they gave us each a balloon. Then we went into an OfficeMax (or one of those office supply stores with high ceilings), and I left my balloon in the car, but my brother wanted to bring his in. I decided that I wanted to hold it, and I ultimately let go, and it quickly ascended to the top of the warehouse. This deeply upset me (way more than my brother, and it was his damn balloon) and for years I was deeply unsettled by both balloons and kites. I got over it, but fuck Applebees)
ruslan_a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:38 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone else read parenthesised paragraphs faster than normal ones?
flyguysd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:01:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happens every time I go to LA. Half is brown and the other half is less brown.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:12:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a strange experience inside an Applebees. My family and I were in the process of driving when we came across an Applebees we had never been to before. There were was no reason to have ever gone to this location since it was pretty far from our house. Once we walked in we all felt really weird. The place was packed, but it was completely silent. And the silence never changed once we had been standing in the entrance for awhile even though there was tons of people in there. No one was eating. We didn't talk about leaving, we just all walked out in unison.
ereldar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This has been described to me by several different people and I have come to the conclusion that its a natural phenomenon. Do you live in California by any chance?
TheBoxTalks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened in Minnesota. I think it has to be a natural phenomenonโunless we exist inside a computer program and whatever algorithm loads up the sky is slightly off from time to time.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:31:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe new Google map's new
lifestreetview was acting up?sayaandtenshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen something similar to this. It's a very strange thing.
ik0n0klast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me as well while driving from st Louis to Chicago.... maybe 1-2 yrs ago. Out the window to my left a clear line separated the sky... it was so inexplicable I never told anyone cuz it sounded so silly. It was later in the day and near dusk. Ill see if I can find my picture ( cell phone shot)
Gotitgoinbossanova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen something almost exactly as you described one day back in my sophomore year of high school, I just assumed an old plane or something had flown overhead and then over the horizon and it just leaked black smoke I guess, assuming that the difference in shade was just an optical illusion because the line
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:28:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The sky did that when I did mushrooms for the first time. Yay fun.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:40:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've taken a picture of such a sky once. It was on the last day that I was working at some place and somehow it just happened. The dark clouds were above where I worked and the light space was where I was driving towards.
Also had an eye-of-the-storm thing there; entire country got a feet of snow during the entire day, workplace was left dry & about +10 deg C (50F).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
LIGHT BEAM
Doombot76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was probably Anticrepuscular rays.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Anticrepuscular_Rays.jpg
TheBoxTalks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It could have been, but it didn't look anything like that picture.
capptainclutch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:10 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, you witnessed weather. Creepy.
TheBoxTalks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:42 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Really? It wasn't creepy, it was cool and unusual and I couldn't figure out what it was. Have you ever seen something like this: http://imgur.com/Znzcw? Would you just chalk it up to weather?
clearedasfiled ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:01:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am a pilot and when you fly during sunrise or sunset you can clearly see this day/night line.
EzEXE ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 16:17:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Chicago. It's a very big and beautiful city, and ironicly, also the city in The Matrix (same street names, ect). One of my hobbies on extremely nice days is to go downtown and follow odd looking people around to see what they're doing. I think this is called being a Flanneur, in French, and I've experienced some really REALLY weird things while following people that could be equated to Matrix glitches (even though I've never really had that thought before).
The one that stands out in my mind as the most "Matrixy" was a few summers ago. It was a Saturday and I was downtown with a parkour training group. The session was wrapping up at around 6pm and everyone was getting ready to go home or somewhere else. I was sitting in a large tree we liked to climb and was looking down on an extremely odd man who had been watching us literally all day (since 10 AM). He was in his late 20's i'd assume, thin but muscular, and wore sun glasses and a bright green and pink short sleeved collared shirt and cargo shorts. He just sat there for the entire 8 hours and didn't fucking move aside from maybe shift in his seat whenever he saw something that impressed him.
At this point only 4 people were left lingering. One Traceur, his 2 female friend, and myself. The man got up, went over to the group of three, said something. It looked intense, and the two girls stood bolt upright while the one Male threw his hands up in the air and had them drop to his sides quickly in a wild shrugging gesture. They were just out of earshot.
I jumped down from my tree and stumbled, botched the landing, over to the trio. Apparently, the man had left and I saw him walking briskly down the stairs towards Michigan Ave (the main street of downtown chicago). I was intent on following him, but I wanted to make sure he wasn't a crazy first. When I got to the remaining three youths the two girls just stood there in the same position they were before, completely quiet. I asked about the man, to which the male replied (sounding rather offended) "What man? It's just me and these two here." For a brief moment his face took on a strained look as if trying to remember the man, like he SHOULD remember the man, but the look vanished as quickly as the man had. When it was clear that he wasn't going to say anything on the matter I turned and jogged down the stairs towards Michigan Ave.
I looked left and right, then left again, and right again. I couldn't spot the guy. It had been less than a minute since he began walking and he was already out of sight. He could have crossed the street, but he would still have been waiting for a break in the traffic to do so, other than that the street was weirdly void of pedestrians. There was an open park to my right and rushing traffic to my left, and not a man in sight. Then I heard a scream from behind me and ran back to the park to see the two girls looming over the guy.
I pushed them back and saw the male, who had slumped over, out cold and drooling a mixture of blood and spittle. He looked like he had just been beaten badly, just really had the snot knocked out of him. He was a pretty big guy, one of the most muscular guys I know. He could have taken 2 or 3 of anyone else in the park no problem, but there he was down for the count.
I asked the girls if they had saw what happened. They said he was talking to himself and then just fell over. I told one to call an ambulance and continued to question the other one. I asked about the man. They said they don't remember any man. I asked if they remembered me coming over there, they didn't remember that either. Very odd. The ambulance arrived very shortly after and took the slumped over mess away on a stretcher as I sat there trying to explain, in detail, the events of the last 10 minutes to these girls who would just NOT believe me about the man in neon green and pink.
TL;DR: A slight, weird looking man in sunglasses brainwashes 2 girls and knocks out a man twice his size with words, then disappears into thin air and nobody but me remembers it
lolmossad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:35 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yours is one of the best here and tragically under seen,
MonkeyDeathCar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:40:05 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I saw it! Upvoted too. Don't worry; I have the feeling this thread will see traffic for quite a while.
katsumiqq ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:14 on January 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
4 days late to the party but here now!
hartekin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:48:04 on February 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm reading all the posts.
lolmossad ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:00:32 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's annoying actual story but its one of the few that fit what OP was trying to ask. it;ls all gone a bit
"my nanna died but she came 2 me as a whyte spirit.
like dis if you lost somone who cam backto you asa cat cry everytym"
for the most part in this epic post
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:57 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Crazy. It's a little unclear, but did you explain it to the paramedics as well? If so, they'll always have it on file and probably discuss it for years. That to me is really cool.
EzEXE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:45:12 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I explained to them, but literally nobody could corroborate my story. Everyone just say he passed out and there was never a guy ever.
Doomulux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:30 on June 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever regret not following him immediately and seeing where he vanished off to?
EzEXE ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:43:58 on June 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Only every single fucking day of my life. The story still puzzles me. I think about it every time I take a shower.
faitswulff ยท 355 points ยท Posted at 03:44:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I have a strange and inexplicably vivid memory from my childhood. One day I was playing Sonic the Hedgehog at my uncle's house and eating Cheetos. I got particularly engrossed in the game and started to reach over for the Cheetos without looking. I patted around on the floor with my hand before taking my eyes off the screen.
When I finally turned to look for the Cheetos, they were floating a foot off the floor. The instant I realized that they were in the air, they dropped to the ground.
I ran out of the room screaming.
zovm ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 04:40:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wat
faitswulff ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:43:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, pretty much.
MightyMadFresh ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 06:24:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, two things. First, bonus points for Sonic, fuck yeah. Second, is it possible that you were at Uncle Troll's house?
faitswulff ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 06:33:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I swear upon my karma that this is a true memory, to the best of my abilities to discern truthful memories, and that I relayed it as authentically as I could.
EDIT - okay, it was my grandparents' house, but my uncle's room.
Sea_Of_Sin ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 06:34:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He swore on his karma. Has to be legit.
CrazyPersonApologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well there's your problem.
Raami0z ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:33:41 on March 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
BUT THEN WHO WAS CHEETOS ??
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:36:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Danger...ously cheesy.
luft-waffle ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 06:18:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It aint easy bein cheesy.
BurntSyrkut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
First laugh in an otherwise terrifying thread. Nicely done.
luft-waffle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Glad I could help.
Duendeee ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:35:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to say that.
daybreaker ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 05:09:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just reminded me of my earliest memory... I had to have been around two years old, because my parents moved out of this apartment when I was 2, and its the only memory I have of it... I remember walking into my room, and as soon as I did, my Ronald McDonald toy chest winked at me.
I ran out of there crying.
I've described the setting to my parents and they said thats exactly the apartment we lived in... I dont know why thats my earliest memory, but there you go.
Rainfly_X ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 08:45:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've told this story before, but not on the internet I think. Although come to think of it being able to post links may be helpful for audience comprehension on this one.
When I was probably about 12, we got Turbo Twists from some friends' parents or something, the details escape me. Somebody thought they would be "educational" instead of "below my sister and I's education level." We had a red one and a green one, and to the best I can remember it was the red one that went bad, but that detail escapes me also (it was dark at the time, so I wasn't even sure which one it was until morning).
Every time you turn one of these on by turning either end, the following sound is emitted by the speaker on the left end: "Do do do DO! Hey, DUDE, is that you? Hit it and let's go!" You practically need the user's manual to figure out it means that the button on the right end is essentially the "swipe to unlock", and that's what it's telling you to do. One of the "features" is that you can customize what name it calls you by, but only out of a limited set of options they voice acted, most of which sucked. We left it on "DUDE". Turn it off and it plays a short slap bass riff, "dadadau, daDAU."
One night I was almost asleep in my bed when I hear the chime. "Do do do DO!" But immediately, "badadau, daDAU." It just turned on and shut off, all by itself, halfway across the room. And then it did it again. And again. And I don't mean it got the same amount into the opening, or that it even paused between shutting off and turning back on consistently. For the first few minutes it was nonstop. "Hey DUDE dadadau daDAU do do do dadadau daDAU do do do DO! Hey, DUDE, is that dadadau, DADAU." Then it started taking longer breaks in between.
I was pretty freaked out by this point, watching it as intently as I could with my agonizing lack of night vision. I rolled over onto my other side, trying to ignore it. This is where things get bad. All of a sudden it just plain stops. I don't make the connection until I turn to look again, and it starts turning on and off again. I turn back and forth a few times to make sure, spending a lot of time on each side. And every time it fucking confirms my suspicions. It only plays when I'm watching it.
I spent the rest of the night tucked under the covers, huddled up, and facing away from the demon-possessed piece of evil, not sure if it's silently creeping up on me somehow and too scared to look, only to hear it louder and closer to my bed like the fucking mannequins in NM2 but noisy.
In the morning I was afraid to throw it out and afraid to keep it. I wanted to believe it hadn't really happened, so I convinced myself it hadn't, until the next night, when it happened again. Quiet all day no matter how I try to replicate the freakiness, then come midnight it glitches again. After that I was like NOPE and took the batteries out, which seemed to work. It happened again one more time months later, took it apart in the morning and there were batteries in it.
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 09:16:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good God, that's terrifying. I had a similar experience. My daughter had one of those little sit-on push-cars that had the lights and music and everything. I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water, and the damn thing lit up like it was Christmas and slowly rolled a couple feet in my direction.
Problem was, I knew there were no batteries in it because I'd taken then out earlier that day. I didn't have replacement batteries in the house so I regretfully told my daughter she'd have to wait until tomorrow to ride her car again.
So I stood there in the dark hallway, staring at the now-darkened lump of the toy car in the living room, and said, "Fuck me, no way," strode over, grabbed the damn thing, opened the front door, and chucked it into the front yard.
If this was a made-up story I would now write about waking up in the morning to find it by the foot of the bed, but alas this only being reality, the stupid thing was still in the middle of the front yard the next day, and later on that day it was in the trash.
Treners ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:52:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Technology that turns on when it shouldn't be possible to turn on freaks me out. One of my earliest memories is a portable TV aerial (or something like that, I was very young and I haven't seen it in years) that had a little light on it to show when it was switched on. It ran on batteries. I distinctly remember it being switched on one time when it had no batteries in, and wasn't plugged into the TV. Not as mindfucky as other posts in this thread but still, NOPE.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:54:34 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe the capacitors hame some residual charge, it happens also with my laptop AC charger. I unplug it from the power socket and the LED light it's still on around one minute or two.
BTW, I love these posts and threads :) :)
Treners ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:28 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's most likely what it was, my young mind probably just turned it into something more sinister.
beer_madness ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:50:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My then 2 year old had a pirate ship toy that made a cannon firing sound, followed by that flying through the air whistle, followed by an explosion sound. Well, one day he decided to take it into the bath which obviously made it defective and creepy. Often times, in the middle of the night, you'd go into the bathroom to piss and that damn thing would do a muffled version of the cannonball thing all of a sudden.
Obviously just messed up from water but it was pretty freaky to hear that bastard randomly go off in the bathroom attached to my fucking bedroom.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that'd be another instance in which the "defective" toy suddenly went flying out of the house.
Hellhunter120 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 08:54:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would shit myself. Several times.
Rainfly_X ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:09:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wanted to shit pretty bad, among other things, but at the time there was no way I was getting out of that bed, no force on earth could remove me. And I really didn't want to shit the bed, although that was still a preferable option. So I just held it and tried not to cry, because "crying is for little kids."
Hellhunter120 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 09:20:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something similar (nowhere near as freaky as that) happened to me. It also had a fairly reasonable explanation, too.
When I was a lot younger, I was lying in my bed. All of a sudden, I hear this loud, exaggerated snoring sound. You know how fake snores sound in cartoons? That sound. At first I was a bit freaked out, but I tried to ignore it. It kept going though and sounded like it was coming from my closet. After fully freaking the fuck out, my dad looked in my closet and found one of those story books that have the sound buttons on side. I don't remember the exact book.
One of the sounds was, of course, a snoring sound clip. After further investigation, a tiny splinter of wood was under the plastic covering the button, putting pressure on it and causing it to play over and over. To my knowledge, it wasn't a haunted splinter. How it managed to sit in my closet, untouched, for that long and then suddenly start playing over and over again, I'm not going to bother trying to guess.
Algosaubi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:15:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This post needs more upvotes.
East_Clintwood ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:47:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have some memories similar to this, and I'm 99% sure that our brains just warped reality through our huge imaginations. When I was little I was pretty much able to see whatever I wanted to see. (or didn't.)
Scherzkeks ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 06:09:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong. You never trust the clown. Never.
daybreaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it was definitely a case of only being 2 years old, but I remember it freaked me the fuck out, and its even weirder that thats the earliest memory I have. :-/
MightyMadFresh ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:25:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
dude, I have had the handles, or "eyes" of drawers wink at me before on a couple different occasions. Fucking all sorts of uncanny.
thndrchld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was little, about 4 or 5, I won a Pink Panther stuffed toy from a carnival. The toy came with a little metal stand that would keep the toy standing up.
I always insisted that my mom leave the bedroom door open and the hall light on because I was afraid of the dark. I swear, the doll, looked at me, then started moving around on the dresser. It took a few steps, then turned around and waved at me.
I freaked out and screamed. I insisted that the doll be thrown out. I found it a few years later in the garage. I was still terrified of it.
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 07:40:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you ate cheetos while handling a controller? i hate you
faitswulff ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:58:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have since learned the errors of my ways.
ReigninLikeA_MoFo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Eat Cheetos with chopsticks.
faitswulff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Genius.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 06:22:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dobby was just trying to help master play video games and enjoy Cheetos easier!
Wavemanns ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:05:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mmmmmmmmmm gravity defying Cheetoooooooos
StuffedTurkey ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:03:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Pick a nice day, and try it."
jeffster888 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:37:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As usual, the hitchhiker's guide is right.
Younity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Never read it, but what's the reference?
rexarooo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:27:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you were still in sonic mode. your brain was still processing so fast that it seemed that the cheetos were floating, they were falling at the normal rate but your brain/eyes were just processing so fast that it seemed that time slowed.
i've had similar happen to me after too many games. : )
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:20 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hungry ghost?
jonuggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
GOD, THERE IS NO FUCKING DRUMMER BETTER THAN NEIL PEART!
lancerevo98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh hey matilda
LordShinma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shit like this just makes me believe more and more in Simulism. Seriously if you put yourself in the mindset that we are living in a simulated reality there is a rational and logical answer for damn near EVERYTHING!
RizzoNailock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:22 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This. This made me toss my tablet from complete wtf-ness.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
DUDE, NO! NO! That can't be possible!
faitswulff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:47:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you'd have fun over at /r/nosleep...
agentwest ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 09:27:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
When I was eight years old, I slept on a foam mattress in my parents' room. One night, I had a dream that my mother and I were driving down a windy mountain road in an unfamiliar white car. Then, the car hit a patch of black ice and swerved to and fro three times before finally deciding to careen off the mountain embankment. It then rolled thrice and landed upright against an enormous fallen pine.
The dream jolted me awake, and I woke my mom up and began telling her I'd had a nightmare. She said she had as well. As soon as I explained that it involved a car crash, her groggy eyes opened and her ears perked to full attention. I continued to explain that the car was white. She stopped me, and said, slowly, "And the car fishtailed several times before going off the cliff." And I said, "And landed facing up."
Neither of us spoke another word until morning.
Three years later, this car crash actually fucking happened. My mom fractured her second vertebra and wore a graphite halo for three months.
TL;DR โ Dreamed simultaneously with my mom about sailing off a cliff in a car, then sailed off a cliff with her in a car.
Edit: Here is a picture of the car after the crash. Sorry for the picture of a pictureโmy scanner is acting up.
shepardownsnorris ยท 655 points ยท Posted at 03:42:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Alright, pretty sure this'll get buried but I've always wanted to share this story:
So my family and I moved when I was in third grade. Before we moved my parents brought me and my siblings on a road trip to introduce us to our future house. It was owned by this nice old man who did a lot of self-repair over the years (we still find little oddities every now and then undoubtedly left by him). I walked inside, waved at a kind-looking old lady in a rocking chair, walked around, and then we left. Nothing odd.
Except for one small detail.
As we left the house, I was a little confused. "But Mom," I asked, "I thought you said [owner of house] lived by himself. Who was the old lady?"
My Mom gave me a three-headed look. "What old lady?"
My family agreed with her. There wasn't an old lady sitting in the living room, and the owner's wife had died recently. Yeah. I have a couple other weird stories about that house if anyone's interested.
EDIT: Wow, woke up in the morning to a huge response, I posted another story in a reply to this one (it's weird).
shepardownsnorris ยท 189 points ยท Posted at 12:17:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Ok, creepy house story #2:
After buying the house, my family and I never really experienced anything too strange (beyond the occasional creak here and there). I was in 7th grade when the next 'glitch' happened.
We had gone on vacation and locked the place up. I don't remember where it was we went, but it was a nice break from the freezing winter. We came back after a week away and my little sister ran into the bathroom. She screamed. We all ran to the bathroom to see what the hell was wrong when we saw something rather odd: A dead crow floated in the toilet. We all collectively screamed for good measure.
Now as I said earlier, the house was locked, windows closed, we didn't own a chimney, the toilet lid was even down. Added onto that, the crow looked way too big to have squirmed up the pipes. I don't how how they disposed of it, but my parents got that dead anomaly the hell out of our house.
I still get shivers thinking about that story. I swear it winked at me.
shepardownsnorris ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:52:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Story #3:
This one's less creepy and more of a GGG story (good guy ghost).
I never really played with Pokemon cards, I just liked collecting them. I had a Mew card for the longest time, but I lost it a year or so after my family and I moved in. So, imagine my surprise when I opened a drawer next to the TV and found my old Mew card. But wait, what's tha- another Mew card? Yeah, an exact copy of that card was right next to the original in a drawer I opened just about every day (we put our gameboys there). I have no idea how that happened. My parents didn't pay attention to my collection, so it's not like they got a couple to replace the lost Mew card.
Thanks, nice old ghost lady. But still, the crow in the toilet was unnecessary.
abeuntstudiainmores ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:06:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
MOAR !!!http://i.imgur.com/VIEcQ.jpg, I left a comment on here earlier about an expirience that I had as a kid... there is more out their than we can precieve...
appropriate-username ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:07:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
P R E C E P T I O N
marquizzo ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 12:28:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Give us creepy house story #3!
LoveYouMore ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:30:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
first time I read "a dead cow floated above the toilet".
And I was like, yeah, that deserves a collective scream. A friggen dead cow floating in your fucking bathroom.
But the crow is still pretty creepy.
robutmike ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:32:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
While you were packing for vacation, your parents left the front door open while loading the car. A curious (or cold) crow was intrigued by the open door and the house filled with warmth. It hopped or flew its way into the door while everyone was busy loading the car. When everyone returned in the house it probably hid, scared of the big humans. Once you left, it was locked inside. It eventually became thirsty and searched the house for water finding the toilet. Now it can tell the water is under the lid, and crows are very smart. It most likely desperately worked its way under the lid enough to get it open, fell in when it went to drink, and the crow now floundering in water, finds it cannot get enough of a foothold in the water and slick bowl to push the lid open again. It eventually dies in the bowl, either from exhaustion and later drowning, or from starvation.
This is almost certainly what happened, hope it makes you less freaked out at least.
deadsoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:26 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seems like the crow would have shat at some point while in the house.
robutmike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:53 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
except the story doesn't contain every detail, no way for us to know if there were other signs of the crow screwing around in the house. The most reasonable explanation is almost always the correct one.
robutmike ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:52:43 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thought of the actual most likely explanation. There are vents for toilets on the roofs of houses. The vent was not properly meshed/enclosed. The crow got in, and could not get out. A friend of mine told me one time of a squirrel which fell into his toilet vent on his roof and ended up drowned in his toilet.
Sorry to ruin the spooky magic for you guys.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:52:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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shepardownsnorris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's really odd, maybe we're living the same life in different locations. Logically.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This made me laugh and is in itself worthy of the upvote.
geeklimit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
BLAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Scherzkeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:39:33 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
;)
shepardownsnorris ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:35:09 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god it survived.
jasonissohandsome ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:22:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fake
[deleted] ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 05:20:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Lsky72 ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 05:28:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me too!
disgonbegud
jesusactionfigure ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 11:30:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
disgonbegud
taratara ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is my new favorite one of these.
iamredditgirl ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:40:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
More, more!
shepardownsnorris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow didn't expect so many responses while I was sleeping, I posted another story in a reply to my old post. Thanks for reading!
perceptionist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Honey boo boo chile
z3k ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 06:26:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'M UP FOR SOME MORE.
KMFDM781 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 09:18:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's frightening....almost looks like the Black Hole Sun video.
rushy_rush ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:50:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I cant stop laughing at this
draynen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:09:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus. That was horrifying.
flibbertygiblet ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 08:06:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My best friend from K-12 has a very similar story. Her parents were both raised near our hometown, but her dad was in the air force, so they lived abroad. She was born in England.
When she was 2, her dad's time in the air force was up, so they wanted to move back to the states. Her dad had an old friend that was selling an old farm house that he had recently inherited from his great aunt, right outside our hometown. She was never told any of this.
They come back stateside, and go to look at the house. As it's empty, they let Liz(my friend)run around and explore. They decide to buy, go to leave, and call Liz downstairs. She comes bounding down talking about, "Aunt Birdie is real nice! She's happy to have kids again. Her doggie is nice too." She said she saw the lady in the window seat of what was to become her room.
Her parents are WTFing, and the buddy has gone white. "Aunt Birdie" was his great aunt, and she sure did have a little dog that she loved like a child. She was always fond of kids too.
She saw her off and on for a long time, and we've all seen some strange shit go on. I know there must be an explanation, but has always been seen as a nice, protective presence, so meh.
Side note: The house itself is fucking cool on it's own. It has a secret room and was a documented stop on the underground railroad. One year a tornado came through and messed up part of the roof. On repairing it and an outside wall, they found hand hewn shingles at the bottom layer of the roof, and a window that had long been covered for some reason. A couple years after that, their largest barn caught fire due to electrical/wire malfunction and burnt mostly down. When they went to tear down what remained, they found that the skeleton had been held together with wooden pegs.
abeuntstudiainmores ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:13:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
yeah wooden pegs were much cheeper depending on the region, not to metion that modern alloys have gotten rid of major rust issues that would cause problems in too short a time, it wasn't till the 1910's-30's that anils and screws took over as the primary bonder... I know this because I resently hepled my father remodel his antique home and he wanted it to be done to the tee as it would have been done, ps, the house looks great, wish I had some picture :(.
edit: this is not a picture of the stairs we did, http://www.tradbuild.com/images/stairs.jpg, but very close to it... there are no nails in thin this stair case, it all fits togeter like a puzzle, with a few choice pegs put into place... this is also why in old homes the stairs creak so much.
brennanww ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 05:51:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ya this thing is farther down thent he tenth circle of hell, but I like Dante have ventured this far down due to a deep seeded need for truth and revenge, tell me everything, your story will not be lost to cyberspace.
USMCsniper ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 07:44:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it doesn't matter, we've all been in this thread for hours. people will get down here eventually.
Younity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:52:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I been spelunking for about 2 hours now. Well worth it.
abeuntstudiainmores ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
kill... that is all carry on.
_dybbuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
looks at time
Goddammit, you're right.
TheBlindCat ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:00:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Another here that doesn't like to sleep.
Redfoxyboy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:35:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would love to hear more, but quick question, when you were younger did Bruce Willis ever hang out with you?
hedgehogz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:34:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd love to hear more!
meepsicle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:13:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason this is the most disconcerting story I've read in here.v
Rainfly_X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely agreed. First one that gave me genuine, real-world chills. Other than when I realize how normal I thought it was when I was a little kid and I heard voices, but that only has freaky value because it's personal to me.
frere_de_la_cote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:52:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same here, I've been going through all the stories for a while now, and this is the first time I shivered.
Dr_Filatio ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:30:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
beep
myfavcolorispink ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:32:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorted by Best, you're twenty away from the top now. If you tell your stories people will probably get to see them.
jb2386 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:14:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do tell.
cryptobub ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:16:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
we demand more
davdruan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:33:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Interested :)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:35:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bloody of hell, fuck my ass!
AliasHandler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:38:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please, do go on. I don't plan on sleeping tonight anyways.
coffeeholic15 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:39:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Must hear more. I'm already not going to sleep tonight..
MyNailsArePurple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Adding to the list. I wanna hear more!
fmdc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:47:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We're interested!
dimebuzz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:47:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you were in third grade... maybe you were just a little too young to comprehend an old man having an old lady as a friend? :)
gt_9000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:10:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Checked behind my chair to see I was really alone, chills were so strong.
Just curious, what is a 'three headed look' ?
shepardownsnorris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's kind of like 'what is this kid talking about?'
Jensaarai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:17:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
and
1) Yes, I'm interested.
2) It's possible some quirky repair work he did on or near something mechanical is causing infrasonic vibrations.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:38:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm interested!
serfis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:38:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to hear the rest :)
duffman0084 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:40:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'll bite. Hit by insomnia and my curiosity is piqued. Tell me the stories! /popcorn
cobalt999 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:51:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do tell!
ToastNibbler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:00:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Post this, and other to r/nosleep or r/thetruthishere. We would love to read them =]
bordercollieflower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would like to hear more!!!
oph1uchus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
more, more!
slb235235 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please, sir, I want some more.
paulamills ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
More. Please.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely interested!
HereIsWhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Heard this in my head
RedLeader7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you end up living in this house ?
jrriddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:09:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I must know!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
/r/TheTrushIsHere
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:27:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Go on...
911simpletruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:35:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
interested!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:40:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tell us EVERYTHING
IcyRayns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:13:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do tell.
winterandautumn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:59:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am!
AtomicCow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We have a family friend (Kay) that was touring a house (to buy) with her daughter and husband. The daughter went running around in the empty house while Kay and her husband were talking to the realtor.
Later when they were done they went to get their daughter and she said "who was the old man sitting on the window ledge?"
This of course freaked them out, realtor included, and they didn't buy the house.
Theocles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would like to hear them.
Lots42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Come on dear, back to the nursing home."
"That's my rocking chair!"
"No, yours is in the living room, remember?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Interested.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You hallucinated and saw an old woman in a place where you might have expected to see an old woman. Lots of things can cause hallucinations.
shepardownsnorris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:12:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Right, except I don't hallucinate and I was told he lived by himself beforehand.
taeratrin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This can be creepy in a different way:
What you saw was the old man, dressed up in a wig and his wife's clothes.
quinncuatro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm interested, dude. Tell away :D
shepardownsnorris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just posted another much less creepy story, thanks for the interest.
lekzuera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know why, but at the end of the story there were tears running through my cheeks.
CeleryMonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just adding another request to hear more stories.
Onset ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
reading this was really fucking weird, I have the exact same story almost. Guy sold us his mom's house, she had recently died. Saw an old lady in a rocking chair in the corner of the room first time I had been to the house, asked mom who it was later, she had no idea what I was talking about. Also, I didn't know anything about the house, the guy, or his mom prior to seeing the old lady... Weird
What makes it weirder I was considering posting this story, then thought it maybe fit more in a supernatural sense, not 30 secs later i read your post.
kateastrophic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm interested.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You saw a ghost.
Geocat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of a really creepy house story I haven't posted here yet. Needs a little backstory first. My dads side of the family came from a really small town, which today, has shrunk so much after WW2 that parts of the town were simply abandoned to the wilderness.
Anyway we would sometimes go out there because ghost towns are pretty cool, and my grandfather wanted to looked for old stuff to scavenge from his childhood home, which was long abandoned. So him and my uncle are going through some junk, my grandfather found this old guitar in horrible condition on the second floor, its beat up as hell and almost all the strings are broken, and he gets excited saying we should bring it back and fix it up. My uncle tells him no just leave it, its beyond repair. He admits my uncles likely right so we go eventually go back down to the main floor to look though some more stuff.
So after awhile there's this loud twang, the guitar is leaning agaisnt the wall at the bottom of the stairs. My uncle yells up the stairs "Dad I thought you said you were going to leave it!".
My grandfather yells "What?" clearly from the basement. "You didnt bring the guitar down?" He was down there for the last several minutes and insisted he didn't bring the guitar down. (for clarity, the basement stairs are not near the stairs to the second floor)
They left the guitar.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd say that's more cute than creepy.
bksbeat ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:38:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
MOAR!!!
jasonissohandsome ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fake
zoozoo458 ยท 349 points ยท Posted at 03:36:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My friend has this recurring dream where he is in his room trying to sleep. He looks at the clock and it is some random time. Then a shadowy figure enters the room and walks toward him and envelops him in a bitter cold. He wakes up and the clock is exactly 5 minutes before the time in his dream, like its about to happen.
TL;DR friend probably got raped by his uncle as a kid.
_AlphaOmega ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 06:07:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That gave me chills throughout my body.
not the tl;dr part
HoofaKingFarted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:20 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fucking chills! oh man, I was reading that to my wife and we both just had a NOPE moment.
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 06:37:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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iloveyoupizza ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:53:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yup, used to happen to me all the time as a kid. weird time lapses, shadowy figures.. all very realistic. no bitter cold, but i often heard deafening LOUDDDD sounds. hated that shit.
cmbezln ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:03:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The "cold" is something that is usually reported with these types of visions. It's kind of strange how streamlined the experiences are
cryptobub ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:18:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lol the tl;dr
edit: not that rape is funny... just not the tl;dr i would have expected
LookITriedHard ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:26:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your TL;DR made me laugh like an asthmatic walrus.
SickZX6R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sheldon?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:24:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sleep paralysis
lobstahfi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:39:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
nightman sneaking me spider inside my dreams I think I love you
octillery ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:59:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
DEMENTORS!!!
Dubbys ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:46:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
sadly, this is probably a correct TL;DR
Redfoxyboy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:41:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sleeping tonight!
JFSOCC ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:05:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
best TL;DR ever
no_butseriously_guys ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:07:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't Google "shadow people"
anonym0ose ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:51:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
probably sleep paralysis
Wafflemonster2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:49:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
God damn...
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:54:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Best tl;dr ever.
Appleman5000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:24:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, slenderman got to him
bdsmaybe ยท 157 points ยท Posted at 03:11:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Short story. When I was a baby my mother had a creepy dream about a little girl who wanted to play with me forever. Next day, the roof caves in over my crib. Luckily my mom was feeding me downstairs.
I think we got a nice insurance settlement from that one.
Ishima ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 03:49:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, that would creep the fuck out of me.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 06:22:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Come play with us, Danny. Forever, and ever, and ever.
HiddenKrypt ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 07:01:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't remember this, but my mom tells the story often. When I was somewhere around 2 to 3 years old, I used to play in my basement. My mom once asked me what I did down there, and I told her I would play with the kids that lived down there. She had me show here where they lived and I pointed to a huge coal furnace that was disconnected, with attached coal bin. She realized the door to the furnace was just latched in place, and kinda freaked out, thinking that I was playing inside. She had my dad weld the door on the furnace and coal bin shut.
Apparently I came up the next day crying. My mom says that when she asked me what was wrong, I had told her that my friends won't come out to play anymore. They're all gone.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 07:10:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You have now succeeded in creeping me out. Nothing freaks me out more than the combination of children, basements and coal furnaces. Seriously.
WarPhalange ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 08:12:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You need to do something about that. You can't just live in fear forever. Change your name to Cole Fernass. Befriend some local kids and invite them to your basement.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:47:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We all know how that ends though. The local townspeople burn me alive and I end up haunting/killing people through dreams for the next 86 movies. I don't want to end up like that!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:34:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:51:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hate to correct someone I don't know very well, or at all, but I don't think love means what you think it means. Though I will probably rent this just because I haven't been creeped out by a movie in awhile. Besides, the children can't get you in you are under a blanket and have a flashlight right?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:47:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No. They can.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:05:26 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When did the evil start violating the "Blanket and Light Agreement" of 1993?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:08:37 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
According to Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, that agreement is superseded by a deal Pope Sylvester II made with the fairies in 993.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:07:49 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was under the impression that that deal was nullified by the "Fae Alliance Pact" the humans, elves and minotaurs signed in 1346. Did I miss something?
HiddenKrypt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're welcome I guess. I don't really remember it beyond vague recollections that I am sure are just implanted memories from having heard the story so many times.
Chrypnkaplblsmwt ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:14:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had to check underneath my table to make sure it was empty. Because of you, I will now sleep with the lights on.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:22 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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HiddenKrypt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:54:21 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I want to say I was maybe 12. She taught classes at a high school other than the one I go to, and she would tell this story to her students for some reason. At the time, my dad was the director of a local summer camp where I worked (I was there for a few years before they hired my dad to run it though)
One day another camp staffer who was a friend of mine and a student of my moms saw me talking with my parents. His mind snapped I think. He had never connected that teacher with me before then, and had to simultaneously come to terms with the fact that she was my mom, He was my dad, they were married, I was her son, and that meant that I was the creepy fucking kid that used to play with the ghost children in the furnace. Oh man if I could capture what he went through in that moment and sell it in pill form...
illusionatiification ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:06:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fuck
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:32:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Right when I read this my stepbrother's alarm clock in the room next to me went off. I guess I should probably sleep, but that sound terrified me and now I probably won't sleep. haha
sophic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:57:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this one is quite unsettling.
camelCasing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:43:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Little girl was dead and her
corpseghost lives in your closet.bdsmaybe ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:30:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Haha! We don't live in that house anymore. I am now studying in the UK so there is an ocean between us. Ghosts can't cross water, right?
...right?
EDIT: Actually, another creepy story, when I was a toddler my parents used to find me standing up crying in my crib. I would be staring at the corner next to the closet saying, "Muhnur, muhnur." My mom thinks I was trying to say monster.
It was an incredibly creepy house. We have a good handful of ghost stories about that place.
Here's the house if you want to see it.
omie_wise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:02:47 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, more, please.
Amaelyn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:58:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
saved by the breast...
bdsmaybe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Boobs! What can't they do? :D
Tragic_Kingdom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:51:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And there goes my night's sleep. I guess i'll go make some coffee...
Nymaz ยท 1499 points ยท Posted at 02:59:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ever since I was a kid, I have what I call "doubling" occasionally happen around me. I put something in a pocket, then later find it in another pocket, as well as the original in the pocket I had put it in. And yes it has happened to money before (score!). The most standout example was when I was a teen at camp. All the leaders had engraved plastic nametags, and we were only issued one. I used to keep moving mine between my hat and my shirt. At the end of camp I just crammed all my stuff in a duffel and headed home. Later when I unpack the first thing I do is pull out my hat with the tag on it. "OK, so that's where I had it last." And of course a minute later I pull out a shirt with the same nametag pinned to it.
I also experienced a similar phenomenon when I was a kid. For a few years it happened on a daily basis, but haven't seen it in a long time - someone would place something in their pocket/backpack, etc, but when they went to grab it later it would be missing. I would then reach into my pocket/backpack/whatever and pull the item out. I initially got accused of being a thief, but when it happened repeatedly when I hadn't even been within 20 feet of the victim my friends and classmates stopped doing so and just kind of accepted that that would happen around me.
TL;DR I'm a quantum counterfeiter/pickpocket
shadybrainfarm ยท 748 points ยท Posted at 03:49:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
That's happened to me too, though not so frequently. One memorable example was the doubling space pen. When I was in 7th grade, my rather wealthy teacher (he had other exploits outside of teaching, obviously) who liked me a lot gave me a Space Pen randomly as a gift. I loved and cherished it because it was unique and felt very valuable (growing up we were just above dirt poor, and no one in my family would have ever wasted money on a fancy pen).
One day after I came home from school I changed my clothes and started to do homework, using the space pen. A little while later I was picking up my school clothes and the space pen fell out of my pants pocket. I hurried over to my desk, sure that I had left the pen there, and sure enough, there it was. My space pen was sitting on my desk, and my space pen was also in my hand.
The universe righted itself when two days later I dropped one of the space pens down a storm drain while walking home from school, leaving me with one again.
EDIT: a lot of people have suggested that another student in the class got a pen. I can assure that this was not the case, however it is obvious that another pen was involved somehow. I think it is more likely that my teacher himself had another one and I accidentally pilfered that one.
Takasheen ยท 425 points ยท Posted at 04:25:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
paradox averted
swazy ยท 725 points ยท Posted at 04:41:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You stole one during the day because you thought it was yours.
Steel40 ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 06:57:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Stop explaining things!
loose-dendrite ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:08:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I did this with The Art of War once, so it's not even weird!
Chronophilia ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 12:55:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me with the charger for my cell phone. I kept leaving it somewhere, making a mental note of its location, and then finding it somewhere else. I assumed someone else in my family was using it.
It was quite a while before I realised I actually had two of them.
doubl3h3lix ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:03:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You bastard.
rydan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:46:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But why would he put his own pen in the pocket of his non-dominant hand?
kyzf42 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:27:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He wasn't the only kid who the teacher gave a space pen. There were clearly two of them, but one of them had a habit of getting lost and then found by someone else. Somewhere out there is a person who found a space pen in a sewer and used it to jot down an amazing idea that made him rich.
And that's how reddit was born.
(The pen has since been lost again and is believed to be on its way to Mordor in the hands of a halfling.)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:40:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
how is this not obvious to everyone
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah because expensive Space Pens are everywhere.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:32:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
they are when your teacher buys a bunch of them to give to his "favorite student". All 10 of them (or however many come in a box).
JBomm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:08:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think they generally come in ones in a little case.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:14:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
and those little cases come in a box.
You can buy a set of 4 straight from Fisher:
link
JBomm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:31:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh that's cool. Makes sense then.
CthulhusCallerID ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 04:57:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The most likely explaniation: The Teacher bought Space Pens as a special reward for each of his favorite students, or perhaps did this yearly. Another student, likely of greater means, was more casual about their pen. You see a space pen on the ground or on a desk and, thinking this is a unique item only you own, you grab it and pocket it without a second thought. Now, in possession of two pens, you do your homework, leaving one pen on the desk. You then discover the second pen.
AAlsmadi1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is very solid.
Lurch_the_Lurker ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:37:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So that's where my space pen went, you unintentionally dirty thief!
Hristix ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 04:29:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time my parents fucked with me by getting me a new NES controller without telling me, so my dad could play RBI Baseball. I take my NES to my friend's place and we play. I come back, unpack it, plug the controller in, and go to sit the box aside. The box is heavier than it should be. I look in it. There's my controller. But I'm holding my controller. I have two controllers now!
WhatevahBrah ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:51:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I loaned a pen like that to a friend in high school and he never gave it back. You don't happen to have an older brother who went to high school in CT do you?
Sharrakor ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:52:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. It's like the Futurama movie, anything duplicated through time travel will eventually be destroyed.
atg284 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:37:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Space pens are the best pens!
Delfishie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:46:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still have the space pen?
FifthElement ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:54:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That second pen was from your future self. If you would have never received that pen from the future you would have dropped your original pen down the storm drain and you would have no pen at all. Give yourself a pat on your back.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:57:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is it possible your teacher left another one in your pocket, maybe trying to make you feel better or something?
apaniyam ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:28:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
if a teacher is "leaving something in his pocket", one of them is already feeling better I'd guess.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:19:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'll just leave this here. The WEIRD SCIENCE database of VANISHING/REAPPEARING OBJECTS http://amasci.com/weird/unusual/objs.html
Jack_Vermicelli ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:52:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
camelCasing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:41:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I never had a pen double, but I swear one followed me. First day of middle school, I notice a pen on the ground. Pick it up, look it over. It has various interesting colours on it, bent in the middle, cap's chewed to fuck, and the initials "M.I." carved minutely on the bottom. It was kinda disgusting, so I chucked it aside and went on with my day.
For the next three goddamm years, this thing turned up everywhere. Every marking was the same. I found it in my desk, underfoot, in my backpack, my shoe, on the floor at two separate school dances, on my driveway, on my bus-- fucking everywhere. Every time I threw it away. It was irritating at first, but it eventually grew to be kinda funny. It was like my own personal private joke.
At the end of gr8 I found it again tucked into my textbook right as I was about to return it, so I gave up and kept it. Ironically it's since vanished completely into my room, no idea where it is.
pyraximus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:59:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Literally same thing happened to me, but with a baby.
MightyMadFresh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
or you are an accidental thief, and (sorry to break it to you) not the only kid in class who received one of those.
krucz36 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
at least an airplane engine didn't fall on you
moonblade89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And it never occurred to you thats why its called a Space Pen ? :P
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, you just thought it feel into a storm drain. It actually feel into your pants pocket two days before
rydan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me in highschool but it was just a Paper Mate pen. They both lasted for 2 years though.
SnakeyesX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:04:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you are interested in this sort of thing, you should read 'city at the end of time'
d23durian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:06:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You were adjusted. We did warn you that there would be consequences if you told anyone...
Sniwolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Where you careful withthem? I bet if you touched them together the universe would of ripped in half arround that point thus leaving you with a lot on your mind
AgentxLeavening ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
why can't cool things like this happen to me so i can believe.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I also experienced that 'item duplication glitch' (i think that's a quite suitable name) once. I use to wear a necklace under my shirt, and one day, I was jumping on a trampoline with friends and of course, the necklace flips around under my shirt during that. I ended up with it dangling around my neck in a very uncomfortable way, and i decided to pull it out, rearrange it and then put it under my shirt again. So, as i pulled it out, i noticed something strange: After I pulled the necklace out, another necklace, looking exactly like the one i wear, was hanging on it. I still haven't figured out where it had come from, and i'm pretty sure i won't ever.
TL;DR My necklace duplicated itself while it was hanging around my neck.
mons_cretans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:26 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So last night I read your Space Pen post. Today I was sitting on the edge of my bed, delaying going for a shower, and there opposite me inside some disassembled electronics which sits under a desk and hasn't moved for 5+ years, I spotted my space pen.
It's weirded me out a bit that it's been right there, somewhere I look multiple times every day, and I haven't seen it for literally years, until primed to see it by your post. Or, that it teleported there after thinking about it.
amjam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:38 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that's INSANE. mind. blown.
ilestledisko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:39 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, I thought I was alone. This happens to me all the time. I remember distinctly when I was learning the guitar, my cousin gave me my first pick. It had a really neat color and was very thin-the way I like my picks. One day I pulled it off the counter and noticed there was an identical pick sitting adjacent to it. This has happened with shirts as well and with hair ties. Although I think I may just be going crazy...
jamesvoltage ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 03:48:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that is weird. i had something similar happen once - i was a kid playing on the beach with my matchbox cars, and i buried a white pickup truck in the sand. i dug it up, and there were two white pickup trucks, each exactly the same. the chances of that happening are so small... and it was probably just my parents fucking with me, even though they've never admitted it.
iamaminkey ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:44:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
God! Me too. I buried a small toy car in a matchbox (I don't know why) I dug it up the next day then about a month later I dug it up again. I've never told anyone this before as I assumed I was mental.
Fap4Lyf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:25:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
....that doesn't make a bit of sense. Why would your parents do that.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 07:48:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...this belongs in /r/jailbait...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:12 on March 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Watchu talkin about willis?
pocketjunkie ยท 1620 points ยท Posted at 03:55:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what the fuck
your friends are okay with you being a wizard?
i'd burn your magical ass at the stake
fuck you
Delfishie ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:47:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Torquemada's reddit account, everybody!
pocketjunkie ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:18:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
?
Delfishie ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 05:31:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Torquemada is the guy who did a lot of the bad stuff during the Spanish Inquisition, including accusations of witchcraft against people (as well as heresy and stuff).
pocketjunkie ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 05:42:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i'm him reincarnated
round up the posse. we're bbqing some fucking wizards tonight
friarcrazy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:06:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
After reading your initial comment, I had you tagged as "Hates Wizards" in RES. You have now been upgraded to "BBQs Wizards." You are drastically improving my Friday, please continue to spout out comedy gold.
PseudoFake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:15:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have him tagged as "Home-style BBQ Witches"
I_TAKE_HATS ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:57:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition.
putitoutputitout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed we don't
AlexisDeTocqueville ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:44:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Inquisition!
Whaddaya know!
The Inquisition!
What a show!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:50:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I watched that yesterday. Fuckin awesome movie
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 04:48:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I read that as a black comedian.
pocketjunkie ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:18:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
jokes on you!
i'm a 17 year old hapa
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:09:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're just mad because he'd be stealing your drugs, pocketjunkie!
onanym ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:29:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd upvote you, but you got 666 points. Not fucking with that number in a reply about stake burning, in a thread about this.
Colossus245 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:20:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I said what the fuck and.read your in unison. Damn wizards
pocketjunkie ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:21:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fuck you double
i'm not a wizard of any kind
parliament32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:41:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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will_at_work ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:58:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's okay. He'd just pull another magical ass out of his backpack. (oh and also, he never said anything about having a magical donkey. You must have replied to the wrong comment?)
Ecnalyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You are supposed to say "wizardric whathefuckery."
SpiceySlade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know why, but your completely inappropriate fuck you had me in stitches.
Zaargg ยท 129 points ยท Posted at 04:08:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kleptomania "Some kleptomaniacs may not even be aware that they have committed the theft." Though this is tagged as dubious.
Just to fuck with your brain more ;)
notHooptieJ ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 05:16:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have Bic lighter kleptomania - most days when arriving home i have more lighters than i left with , it happens to me regularly enough that i warn people im around.
Friends play it off "i steal lighters all the time", but 100% seriously i have no knowledge of ever seeing lighters other than my own - even after buying consistently odd colors like brown or fluorescent green, i still empty my pockets to find pink and orange and blue lighters.
Avendosora ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:40:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
also a notorious lighter thief (as I like to say).
TheNr24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yup happened to me too, I solved it by buying a zippo.
notHooptieJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Naptha is bad for the lungs, dont use a zippo unless its just for a cig, and i tend to smoke more than that.
gumstuckinmypocket ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My friend was like that with lighters for about 4 years. He'd ask for a light completely unawares he had a couple lighters in his pockets. Get in a conversation and forget he added yours to his pocket. He was always embarrassed when he'd be surprised by having your lighter and probably everyone else's lighter in his pocket. We all just got used to it and stopped looking for lighters when we needed one but would just ask him. AND we'd always pick up/ reclaim a hand full of his ever growing collection kleptolection from his house when we were there. It was just a phase or habit that passed.
netcrusher88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Kender?
fuckingaturtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:27 on June 20, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Am i the only one that loves stealing someones phone or car keys and then later giving them back?
meowbell ยท 1179 points ยท Posted at 03:42:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard, Harry.
bckasbury ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:21:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a what?!
syo ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:48:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What're ye, deaf?
pocketjunkie ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:45:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
no he's a wizard
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:57:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A faggot harry. Yer fucken faggot harry.
bckasbury ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:05:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
suck mah pixi dick!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:11:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
suck mah ballz larry
Qcollective ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:30:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
YA ER WHAT
Scottstimo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:03:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, I'm just Harry!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, 'just harry'
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:50:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NO
gfail ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:27:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Accio Upvote!*
orbitur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WOT?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hagar takes a sip off of what has to be whisky and hands the flask to Harry. Harry takes a giant pull, and then Hagar says, 'Let's get out of here. You like flying motorcycles?'
Harry replies, 'Anything's better than crawling.'
[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 04:13:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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vinniep ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:52:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And my wallet... and this iPhone...
Could we convince you to invest in some very large cargo pants, by chance?
brianberns ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:56:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was very young, one of the drawers of my dresser could do this. I would put in a toy and then open the drawer the next day to find two of the toy. I'm pretty sure now that my parents must have purchased two of whatever it was, but at the time I was quite convinced that it was magic.
Ewokmywewok ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:32:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude next time it happens with money, even if its years down the line you HAVE TO check the serial numbers!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:04:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I pretty much don't believe you, but if this is true, you are one of the best people ever.
FIGURE OUT HOW TO CONTROL YOUR POWER.
Bmil ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:57:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had the same thing happen to me with a TV cable my freshman year of college.
I was the last one to check out of the room, and i had two other roommates, of those two roommates only one had a TV. The cable i found was the EXACT same brand as the one i bought for my TV. As i was packing up, i saw cable #2, and i thought "thats strange, i already packed up my TV", low and behold, TV in box with cable. So i text my roommate, telling him he left his cable in the room, he texts me back saying that he has his and that the cable must be mine.
Still cant explain where cable came from, but hey, free cable.
alsothewalrus ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:12:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
dm;fc
Themiffins ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:05:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever tried this in a bank?
SeveredBanana ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:21:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Step 1: Acquire $100
Step 2: Place money in one pocket
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Profit
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:11:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've experienced that, but mine was with Warcraft 3. I lent my friend Warcraft 3 Reign of Chaos, he eventually bought a battle chest and returned my copy, where I had both Reign of Chaos and Frozen Throne. So I call him up and told him I have his game, and he just said no, I have it...I'm looking at it right now. All of a sudden I ended up with an extra Frozen Throne disc. It was weird to say the least.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:54:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So you have 2of the name tags?
RandomPrecision1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:22:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like duping in Diablo 2. Do you experience a lot of lag on a day-to-day basis?
Doubleugee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can you go on Diablo II and show me how to dupe?
loose-dendrite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Keep a gem in your pocket at all times.
Steel40 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:56:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you check the serial number on the money?
timmyfinnegan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:43:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Diagnosis: Amnesic cleptomaniac
purplegoalie1 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:47:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
its almost like your percy jackson and his pen/sword always goes back to his pocket. but serioulsly your experience is really weird
[deleted] ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 04:14:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not to be a grammar nazi, it's fine if english isn't your first language and you're still learning the ropes. Just please make an effort.
mealasvegas ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:17:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dick.
[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 04:39:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have my principles, but I stand by them. I refuse to delete my comment.
mealasvegas ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:39:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What you are saying doesn't make SENSE. If you are going to correct somebody on their grammar, at least capitalize nouns that need to be capitalized. Also, the comment you just made DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.
"I have my principles, and I will stand by them," would make sense - why are you saying but? That would imply that you think your principles are WRONG, thus mooting the point of them being PRINCIPLES.
Jesus.
DarrenEdwards ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens with books every time I move.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pickpocket level: 100
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm jealous.
Sheensta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can you... can you double my items and gp?
TheMagicPin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude that's awesome! How often do those things happen to you?
GoatseMcShitbungle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aliens. They got a bit sloppy and overlooked a few details after replacing you back in the moment from which you were extracted.
mustardgreens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I did that in Diablo II. It's called duping, though, not doubling.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can I disect you? You know, for science!
24AnAlyze42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In another universe, you have been losing things your entire life, without cause.
Moikepdx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That reminds me of the neighbors down the street from me when I was growing up. One stormy night the wind was blowing hard, taking down branches and even whole trees. The family had a plastic "Dukes of Hazard" pool in the fenced backyard. In the morning, they had 2 of them.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
w-item cheat, shit's cash
lemcott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ah, the bic lighter rule. works the other way around too; put one n your pocket, it goes missing, and your friend will have two of yours in his pocket
CthulhusCallerID ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you slightly ambidexterous? I suspect that you are.
The name tag story will be much more impressive if your name is something like Quizbajoo. If it's John, Tim, Scott, Brian, etc. you most likely grabed a tag someone else lost, thinking it was yours and pocketed it without checking if your tag was on your hat or not.
As for the money, next time check the seriel numbers. I very much doubt they'll match. I also bet this happens with 1's most often. Twenties occassionally. Fives and tens from time to time, but I doubt it's ever happened with 100's, 50's, or a personal check.
quityelling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't happen to be selecting a potion from your quick inventory right at the same moment you picked the objects up from the ground?
dotbat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still have the tags? Pics would be awesome!
the_bigboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had one of those toy cars that would change color based on temperature. I put it in a drawer before going to bed. The next morning there were two. Never figured out where it came from.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My guess is you lost your name tag, got it replaced.. maybe forgot you even did that.. then recovered the original one.
MeanestBossEver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
carry gold.
NinthNova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You may have Alien Hand Syndrome and it's a kleptomaniac.
whoizz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The real question is, do you still have both of the nametags? Because that is something I wouldn't just forget about and/or lose.
Gazook89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
After reading this thread I'm convinced that the govt is making a list of all you. And so is Xavier of xmen
Wintermaul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me as a kid as well. I distinctly remember it happening with a Dragonite Pokรฉmon card among other trinkets.
Techrocket9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oniongod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i can do the same thing, but for some reason it only works when i drop these weird vials with red liquid in them at precisely the right time.
pretzelzetzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Blue Tigers by Jorge Luis Borges
panjialang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you play Diablo?
Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm jealous of you, you quantum pickpocket! You know you're fucking over an alternate-dimension version of yourself, because you're stealing those things from him.
Edit: This just happened to my friend. She had accidentally left one of her favorite flip-flops at a hotel we shared. It's black with little beads along the thong. I took it home and planned on mailing it to her. The package ended up travelling the world and returning to me, post marked from Canada, Germany, and a couple other places. I didn't remail it, because I needed to re-confirm her address and I lost her number. She just send me a message - she got the package. But it's in my car right now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
maybe the 2+ of the infinite timelines merge when something will happen the same way in all versions, and sometimes they merge incorrectly.
or we are in a simulation.
mehatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
dija compare the serial numbers of the moneys?
pahina1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are people honestly buying the bullshit this guy is trying to sell?
EZBakeJewOven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that's awesome!
randomsnark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you're a kender
person594 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Next time it happens with money, compare the serial numbers. If they match, then you are in fact a wizard, and should probably keep a lot more diamonds in your pockets.
Vaernil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me once with a book.
I read the whole Dune series, then few years later I look at my bookshelf only to find two copies of "God Emperor of Dune". I never bought the second one, nor nobody gave it to me, I don't sleep walk and steal stuff either (and ever if I was there is no one I know that has this book).
I still have them, so the universe didn't balance this out.
There has to be logical explanation but I just can't find it.
sarcastic_response ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Because everything out of the ordinary must have the word "quantum" in it.
Forscyvus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly you have awakened your superpowers as Banach-Tarski Man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Next time you see duplicated money, check the serial numbers.
If they're identical, well, you might want to start putting things like diamonds in your pockets.
galvana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tasselhoff?
jusu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hope all of you realize that you are just stealing stuff from others, because when you see something that you think it's yours you just pocket it.
I have had my share of doubling incidents, latest one only a week ago, but tracking back and really thinking, it's possible to understand how the "doubling" has happened.
origin415 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of the ways I plan on trolling my kids.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You are the human deposit box duplication glitch.
We must take you in, for science!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:46:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In a parallel universe, there's a you missing a bunch of crap.
Truebadour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reported for duping
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is an example of you having a TERRIBLE fucking memory.
galindafiedify ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:23:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That seems like something that would happen to one of the students at Wayside School.
Dirty_Delta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:23:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
my wallet will once in a while spawn 20 dollar bills that I have no recollection of acquiring.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:29:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
GUYS, THIS GUY HAS FOUND THE "DUPE" BUG IN LIFE!
Megabobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:38:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That happens to me all the time. My friend gave me some Yu-Gi-Oh cards this one time. He gave me one or two of this one card (It was like a dragon-egg-something I don't remember), and a few weeks later I looked again and I had 4 or 5. It's weird, and it's happened with other things (usually similar situations, like in a large array of objects there's a data saving bug and it saves the same item multiple times).
rydan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:43:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me once with a pen back in highschool.
avsa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:54:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seems like a minor superhero in a comic book that will appear for three frames and get killed.
Atario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:55:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should start randomly moving your cash from pocket to pocket.
winterandautumn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I can do this too, you just talk to a guy then fly to Cinnabar Island and surf up and down the coast.
Irielle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Wild! This has happened to me too. Ordered some 5-HTP before taking ecstasy for the first time... I know I ordered one bottle cuz I had the damn receipt. It was in my bathroom for awhile, then put it in my car a week before the rave so I wouldn't forget it.
Had a great time, came back home later the next morning, leaving the bottle in my car... and there was the bottle in my bathroom; chalk it up to forgetfulness. The next day I'm about to drive to class and look through my middle compartment to find... the bottle again. Before I leave for class I go inside to check and I most definitely have two bottles.
I still have them, to remind me that life is fucking nuts.
My crackpot theory; my brain held in place two mental images that "it should be in the car" and "it should be in my bathroom"... so reality got drunk, forgot to maintain causality and let both happen. Or something. For you, it's "the nametag is on my hat" and "the nametag is on my shirt" so both happen. Or "someone put something in backpack" and your randomly activated superpower would just assume it meant your bag and make it so.
LittleSpoon8689 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:34:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me periodically and your story makes me sigh in relief. The most memorable time it happened when I was probably about 7 or so, and I had a couple of toy cat figurines that I loved to play with. I was playing with them in front of my mom and for some reason I dropped them in a pitcher of water. A few minutes later (and without me or my mother turning away from the pitcher) I went to pull them out, and instead of the two being in there, there were four. I could never tell which was the original and which was the duplicate because they both had the same wear and tear marks. My mom started freaking out asking me where I had got them. She thought I stole them and didn't believe me when I told her I had simply picked them up out of the pitcher that I had dropped the original two into.
Tartan_Commando ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:44:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How common is your name? Might there have been a kid with the same name getting a telling off for losing his nametag?
outskip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:59:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It must have been my 10th or 11th birthday and I received a pack of Pokemon base set 1 cards. Now my uncle had just got me started with the game and my collection was maybe 30-40 junk cards. (he wasn't there this day tho) Anyways crack this pack and bam Holo Blastoise! Im super pumped for getting a foil and add the pack to my collection. Later that day I pick up my pile of cards only to discover 2 holo blastoise.... I start freaking out showing my brothers who dismiss me as being crazy. I Layed them on the table beside each other and yes they were both there. I couldn't believe it and knew it had doubled itself. The crazy part is the next morning the card was no longer there and I never found it again.
TexanPenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:03:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the world's most pointless long con.
TechnoL33T ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should start carrying large wads of cash, or gold with you.
metatron5369 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You'd be a hit at 4chan.
WoogDJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Watch out, doing duplication cheats is a quick way to get banned from the server.
chedderslam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:56:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
sometimes, i place my right testicle in her mouth and look down to see TWO of them in there.
brauchen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:01:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The world will be Tlรถn.
naura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
a hron! or perhaps even an ur?
(if you don't get it, read 'tlon, uqbar, orbis tertius by j.l. borges)
PostSincerity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like The Prestige.
Devenus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I love the idea of your alternate universe self being on the opposite end of this. Always losing stuff without explanation and becoming increasingly frustrated.
Mad_Murdock_0311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OP found an item duplication exploit. Gamers tend to get banned for doing this. Hope you don't get banned from life for doing it.
piv0t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can we be friends?
bobbothegod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're a Kender.
ThefoxThecrowThecook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would walk around with my life savings in a pocket that is made for carrying obscene amounts of cash if I were you. that way there is a chance it will double. You could call it your retirement fund!
panamaspace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This used to happen so incredibly often to me when I was a kid, I was sure somebody must have been playing a huge joke on me. But I was alone, fatherless, no kid brothers or close family... if I got an action figure, pretty soon I would find one just like it on the floor, etc. The ability disappeared when I was about 10-11.
callmeshu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do this with lighters all the time. I bring a green one to a friends house, and when I get home I have 2 green ones! Or a green and an orange and a blue. Either way it's the trees fault.
i_amn_asiansuperhero ยท 345 points ยท Posted at 02:51:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm walking into work and going through one of the aisles. the aisles have shelves and stands that are completely bolted to the ground so there's no empty space under them, they're completely sealed off. As I'm walking towards my department a random super ball rolls out from under the stands. my mind was blown. i then picked up, bounced it and it hit my friend in the face.
tennantsmith ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:31:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THE CHOSEN ONE!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:57:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
God I love your username.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:42:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure there just wasn't a ball resting near the base of the stands...and it rolled forward? How did you know it was somehow beneath the stands?
jonincalgary ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:38:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It travelled through space and time for a million years to accomplish it's mission of hitting your friend.
Boolderdash ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:32:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perfect end to a perfect story. I'm leaving this thread now, nobody can top that.
adjectivegeorge ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:03:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
perfect.fucking.story.
Tomble ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:56:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Wulfay ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:33:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Super balls are attracted to faces, it's science.
joeybagofdonutsx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:38:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm definitely interested in hearing the other stories.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:49:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was destined to hit your friend in the face.
Mofa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:42:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't matter: hit him in the face!
NebelLicht ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 07:05:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One of my first posts and it's -totally- going to get buried but I don't care, no one else has appreciated this story...
I used to work at Speedway for over a year and such. I started smoking there. Had a nervous breakdown there. Oh, by the way: it was a teeny Speedway right next to the ghetto. ANYWAY!
One evening I was working by myself (again, because it was so tiny and I even closed by myself) and one of my usual customers had come in to ask for a pack of Marlboro Reds 100's (the tall pack) soft pack. Now, having worked for a while, my way of grabbing the cigarette packs from their little homes and tossing them onto the counter had become quite sophisticated.
This particular pack, I grabbed between my index and middle finger and swung my arm downward toward my side, still holding it like that... But as my arm came down and finished it's curve, the pack left my fingers and vanished. There was no sound of the pack hitting the floor nor the wall. It did not fly backwards into the open security door that was behind me. The pack left my fingers and left this realm of reality.
The customer stood there just as dumbfounded as I was. And the two of us stood in total silence before I slowly grabbed a second pack and re-attempted said stunt, just to hear what it would have sounded like. It made an odd 'thap' noise, you know... The kind of sound you would EXPECT a pack of cigs to make if it hits something. So I sold him the pack, still a bit freaked out and then proceeded to check the -entire- store for that lost pack. I even went across the store and checked behind racks and so forth... You know, a distance that would be impossible for the pack to travel.
-Nothing-
Though, it was cool. I guess... Still kind of freaky. I have other similar stories about things like this, such as water cups that have vanished on me... Chocolate. Toys. Childhood toys that is.
Now that I think about it... This sort of thing happens to me -a-lot-... Maybe I'm a wormhole. SWEET!
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:33:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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NebelLicht ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:48:46 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This made me laugh, I'm not going to lie.
j0lian ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:05:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a similar moment as a kid. I was about 6 or 7, and had this little Beanie Babie wolf that was essentially my favorite toy at the time. One day I'm walking around my room, holding the wolf, and I stand in front of my dresser. I accidentally drop him. He falls and hits the front of my foot, and I look down as I see it slide forward from hitting the slope of my foot and go under my dresser. I peer down and...nothing. The bottom of my dresser is nice and open and has good visibility, but the wolf is nowhere to be seen.
For years I thought he had just sort of phased out of existence similar to your story, but I actually ended up finding the exact same wolf about a month before I left for college. He was just sitting on a couch down in the basement, but we had moved twice since I had lost him.
NebelLicht ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:17 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is awesome and weird at the same time. You rock.
reddit_general ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:35:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you other stories of same stuff happening to you?
NebelLicht ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:57:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can't think of very much off the top of my head right this second due to it being so late... But I do have similar stories of things that literally teleport about my room and house. Such as setting my laptop on my bed and then walk out of my room... Then when I walk back into my room, my computer is sitting open on my couch. Or on my desk. Or on my dresser. Those sorts of things.
If I can remember a few more significant ones like this, I will post them after I wake up tomorrow.
reddit_general ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:10:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shit.. I guess the question then is, does this phenomenon follow you, or does it only happen in that same house.
NebelLicht ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:05:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It happens to me at my fiancee's place, at school, at work... You know. Anywhere I go. I believe it follows me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:10:07 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard in quantum physics and fancy stuff like that, that things can just randomly disappear at any time. Maybe that's what happened, that cigarette pack probably ended up on some alien planet somewhere.
NebelLicht ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:47:04 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm hoping that's true. If so... That would be awesome.
wabbitplatypodes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:45:13 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This has nothing to do with anything, but you just made my entire crappy night. You just sounded so ecstatic and excited about being a wormhole that I couldn't help but smile while reading this. Thank you.
NebelLicht ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:46:48 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're very welcome :>
pseudocaveman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:03:21 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Similar shit happens to me at work all the time. I drop hardware pretty often when putting panels back on planes, and it just fucking disappears. This happens to everyone and we've determined the floor is a black hole.
Brodaan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:27:54 on February 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Y u no grab my ex? ^
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:25 on June 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a wizard, Harry.
wafflestomp ยท 609 points ยท Posted at 03:24:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At 16yo, sitting in a circle of friends at a party, stoned, someone I had bad-relations with threw a lighter at my head without warning from the side, couldn't see it long hair, caught it like a ninja, turned slowly and stared at the thrower who went pale, never fucked with me again. No idea how I did that.
Sitting in a bar with some friends, laughing, joking, pop! Something in my head went pop and I felt like my brain had been reset for a split second. Talked to others about it, they had no idea what I was talking about. Then I said "Garry's here". I thought he was here for some reason. About 20 seconds later, Garry walks into the bar. Still not sure what happened. Tell him about it all later. He says he came because I called him. I check my phone, did not call, he has no record of it either. It's like someone reversed time and fucked up some of the details of the memory wipe.
Those are the two most memorable I can think of.
Oh there was also the time I got really stoned and this block of chocolate on my computer desk disappeared. It just kind of gradually vanished over a couple of hours.
xTLx ยท 350 points ยท Posted at 04:56:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your first two stories (and especially the second) were entertaining to read, but I'm pretty sure you ate the chocolate bar.
concernednerd ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 07:12:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you. Milk came out of my nostrils.
amadeus9 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:53:44 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Had to check the username. Was surprised that you're not "anti-joke_chicken."
kiekho01 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:40:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No way!!
Lintrix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure I just broke a rib from laughing so hard.
link_to_the_post ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
sounds like something Patrick would do
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 05:42:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Exploding head syndrome. (Mind = BLOWN)
Larsen1337 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 07:09:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap. That's happened to me every once in a while for most of my life and now I know it's an actual thing.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:37:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's such a relief when you find out that it's common and harmless and not some terrible thing happening to your brain. :D
womanisadangercat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:02:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just learned about that syndrome from an old House repeat last night. Get outta my head!
Leanneh20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WOW. this happened to me once, and when i tried to explain it to someone they didn't believe me. I was convinced it was a sign of schizophrenia...
SovietIndia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have this happen. It's annoying as fuck.
phishroom ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:51:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure Garry ate your chocolate.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:48:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
no, no, garry was the lighter
phishroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:08 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mind = Blown Out
wafflestomp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:24 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That motherfucker! Ok that's the last straw. I'm gonna set a trap for him. Only happens when I get stoned so I'll set it up straight and then get stoned. Maybe like a half block on a rat trap or something.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:04:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Holy shit! I had something like that happen once! I was working a register at a fast food place and someone asked for pickles. I went to the window connecting the front to the kitchen to ask for pickles, and when I turned around the person already had a souffle cup of them and was walking away. My coworker had left the front to get a drink, and my boss was out back smoking. Just lost that time. Edit: I don't know how I forgot, but the reason I remembered this is because I also had a "pop" in my head. Stuff like this makes me want to believe truthisms
Itsatrapski ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 06:39:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously. I don't know if the whole similarity between the human brain map and the known universe map is real, but some of these stories of unexplained dreams predicting the future make me wonder if there's an untapped connection between us and the universe in general. Afterall, we're made of star stuff.
Leanneh20 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:03:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In a psychology textbook I have, it says "it would be weird if nothing weird happened" meaning, bizarre moments are bound to happen. Our dreams are most likely completely random, but every once in a while, they will match up with something that happens later because coincidences have to happen
hapeeb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:00:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Confirmation bias!
da_muffinman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:51:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
just read through truthism.com
....woah.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:15:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
as above so below. it wants to share our space, we want to share it's space. space is bridged
scoooot ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:06:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OH GAWD WHERE ARE THE SUBJECTS OF YOUR SENTENCES???
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:39:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did that with a volleyball... I suck at ball games, but my body moved and caught a smash like a boss, while my consciousness was in the backseat.
No idea.
I also can tell when ladies are pregnant (like less than 5-6 weeks) just by being there.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 07:42:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:27:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Rofl. Gotta change my carrier path then
wafflestomp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:18 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please tell me you go around asking fat chicks if they are pregnant.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:55 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Rofl, no, did that with far too many staff members, and felt the vendetta in my job later on, so I just stfu about it lol
RealButFakeSadStory ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:35:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I will use this to troll my friends
ablazessays ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:16:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like the adjustment bureau screwed up for a second
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:00:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That just means the weed is working.
FithNick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I smiled when I read the chocolate story. I chukled out loud, however, when I read your username.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:53:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently people with frontal lobe epilepsy experience this kind of thing quite frequently. Might be worth looking into.
wafflestomp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:47:33 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was only once, about 4-5 years ago. Think I'll be ok.
EDIT: oh wait, I don't live in USA, I might go do it just because I can lol.
bldkis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:02:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well that last one is easily explainable haha.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:22:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You called?
drevenant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:30:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, for some reason this is the hardest I've laughed in quite a while.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:29:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I HAVE SOLVED TEH MYSTERY
lawlok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvotes for bad-assery. :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You could sense his girth approaching.
Steel40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aw, dude, that last one happened to me, except with Cheez-its. The whole box was just empty!
wafflestomp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:43 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Where the fuck do they go?? It's like they're being stolen by invisible ghosts or something.
treeturtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's called the munchies, man.
pururin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
herr derr weed doesn't make you stupid
wafflestomp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:07 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HEY GUYS! THIS GUY IS A SMART ONE! WE HAVE A CLEVER GUY HERE! MAKES HIS OWN JOKES EVEN! SEE THAT ONE HE JUST DID? HAHAHA! EVERYONE CLAP FOR HIM!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, um, drugs are bad, m'kay?
raymendx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:05:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About that chocolate disappearing, did you notice any chocolatey marks around your fingers or your mouth?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow this actually brought up a lot of memories of glitches. Glitches always happen when i'm in an altered state and the harder the drug and the more i'm on the weirder the glitch or phenomenon. It's a weird phenomenon of psych users. Weird things happen when you're weird and they're just about always provable the next day. Like sitting in the grass on acid when a naked dude on a unicycle bikes up to you and asks you where the nearest pub is. (If you don't know, you don't hallucinate things that were never there. Things get brighter and warp like someone put a special effect on the world but scooby doo isn't sitting in the corner talking to you.(except maybe on DPH or datura))
JohnnyHammerstix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:27:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You ever look at the back of a twenty dollar bill?
iamactuallyatree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:09:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, "disappeared" suuuuuuure.
KMFDM781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:11:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got really baked with friends one night...I remember getting in the car, then waking up in bed. No idea what the drive home was like.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:13:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
happened so often my group developed a name for the first phenomenon. PLR pot-like-reflexes. also improves athletic ability, endurance, and videogaming skill.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:19:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ive had the weird head pop thing. I claimed my brain had rebooted cuz something was wrong. (I was on shrooms at the time)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:57:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Garry is the time-shifter here. He included himself in on the evening, like a boss.
Vangonewilder18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:52:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's called eating
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had the "POP" thing happen one time. No pain or anything, but... The best way to describe it is.. there was an audible (to me) POP, and it felt like something ruptured in my head, then I saw what looked like degaussing an old CRT monitor. That's kinda what I saw when it happened, only not the weird colors, just the distortion. I was on a boat with my family and asked my nurse cousin what it could be, they all just thought I was crazy. Kinda pissed me off. I was scared. Thought I had an aneurysm or some shit.
wafflesole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Stoners eat chocolate slowly.
perb123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Popping head.
four_hour_erection ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i'm not sure how common that pop is, but it has happened to me before. on one such occasion, i was playing bball outside of a school and my brain popped. i somehow knew my brother was about to appear from behind the school corner about 100 yards away and he did. this was after he said he didnt feel like playing so there is no reason why i would have expected him to appear. crazy shit.
JonnyGoodfellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In regards to the story with Garry, you used what is called ESPN. It is our psychic abilities used to share information, conversations, and also game plans while talking to women. It is only compatible with other men/bros. Use it wisely.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever seen a group of people staring in one direction? You will instinctively look in that direction. Have you ever seen someone slip or trip, and find yourself lowering your center of balance as if preparing for a fall yourself? This is the effect of mirror neurons (wiki).
This likely explains how you caught the lighter. Someone or several someones in your field of vision saw him throw the lighter, and their reactions, interpreted by your midbrain, allowed you to act without thinking as their nonverbal communication clued you to act.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You were eating the chocolate.
Flatline_hun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At 16yo, sitting in a circle of friends at a party, stoned ..stopped reading
wafflestomp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:59 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HEY EVERYBODY! THIS GUY STOPPED READING BECAUSE I MENTIONED DRUGS!
Flatline_hun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:44 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In this context, while on drugs, "glitches in the matrix" are pretty commonpลlace therefore uninteresting.
wafflestomp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:41 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You obviously didn't read the comment, and made yourself look like a smarmy fool.
bfhancock ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:18:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ
Glares ยท 1076 points ยท Posted at 02:06:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No one ever believes me when I tell them this.
I was in high school and took a right out of my math class. I walked for quite some time when, absent-mindingly looking around, noticed I had just passed the classroom I thought I came out of some time ago. I drew it so you could better picture it: http://i.imgur.com/7ejG7.jpg
BearsChief ยท 416 points ยท Posted at 03:23:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My school is a circle so this happens often.
wwabc ยท 397 points ยท Posted at 04:04:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
at least you're getting a well-rounded education
BearsChief ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:07:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This guy right here.
shillbert ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:29:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Try his veal.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:31:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh you...
squonge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:09:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That wwabc. Such a kidder!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:12:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well this will just turn into a circlejerk, won't it?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:59:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ha!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:11:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ ...nah just kidding. I giggled like an idiot.
beerholder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My reaction
aqualung09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One upvote with a side of eye-roll and heavy sigh coming up.
geeklimit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And so we descend into the sphere of punnery
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:23 on April 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Zing!
achievable_chode44 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:00:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hillcrest?
BearsChief ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:07:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I truly, strongly wish I could answer yes to this, thus uniting two souls, connected by that special bond that only comes through anonymous interaction on the internet, resulting in an new found friendship between the two unlikely redditors, however, no.
achievable_chode44 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:56:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thats cool, I didnt go to hillcrest anyways so I wouldn't even wanna be your friend..
เฒฅ_เฒฅ
greyestofblue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
is it in Ocala?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:20 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Woodlands?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:35:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Balamb Gardens?
Danielo944 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:22:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FFVIII?
Gazook89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same. Looks like a big toilet
freakindirt1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They should have made the cafeteria along a radius of the circle and made the dessert specialty Pie
JSA2593 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mine was 2 concentric circles. Happened to me all the time.
[deleted] ยท 1252 points ยท Posted at 02:37:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 582 points ยท Posted at 02:42:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
very helpful
anotheradam ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 04:30:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A++ would look at again
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:40:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So I'm the only one who really did find it helpful?
hydronium99 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:44:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, I got it right away as soon as I saw the picture.
red_cat_dicks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:12:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Better watch out for the rocky pathway ahead, you could trip.
Knappsterbot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:25:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are we related?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:39 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I sure hope so. I mean, with a name as awesome as ours; we could conquer the world.
PseudoChemist ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:37:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This was what actually happened
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Needs more void. Perhaps a scary door. . .
Clay792 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
New record: 56 up, 0 down
mriparian ยท 201 points ยท Posted at 03:27:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ekvq ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:41:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It warms my heart that there is someone else who finds I Heart Huckabees as awesome and quotable as I do.
"Fuckabees."
mriparian ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:01:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't deal with my infinite nature, can you?"
ekvq ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:09:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Brad, do you love me?
-I think so.
With the bonnet?
-Ehโฆ
SuperFightingRobot ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:23:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No one sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock.
ekvq ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:09:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's glass between us.
Dirqala ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:38:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How am I not myself?
ekvq ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:02:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How am I not myself?
aqueoushumor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:17:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What happens in a meadow at dusk? Noeverything! Evnotherying!
DaveFishBulb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:17:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"...... She said Fuckabees!"
ekvq ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:18:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is so not true. Wait. What does that even mean?
Mkillion ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:08:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shania hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, thats no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad.
mriparian ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:17:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Chekov's Gun.
That's a well-constructed joke.
springbattler ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:12:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
who is chekov and what is his gun? is the shania story a reference to something?
mriparian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:58:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Chekov's Gun
Mkillion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckabees!
Progman3K ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:40:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I <3 Huckabees!
doctorheisenberg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:06:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
one of my all time favorite quotes... thx :)
Trip_McNeely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Only once, but I was drunk.
[deleted] ยท 220 points ยท Posted at 02:44:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Man I teleported once too in elementary school
Lindarama ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:23:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
To the front of the lunch line.
AloneIntheCorner ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 02:45:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Does your school have any loops in it?
Making_stuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps...infinite loops?
pajam ยท 623 points ยท Posted at 03:25:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What is this?!? A school for ANTS??!?!?
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:15:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
God I hate these things. ):
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:17:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ants, or Mรถbius strips?
ThisOpenFist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:09:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mรถbius Ants.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I don't especially like ants, but I really don't like Mobius strips.
guyboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mdEsouIXGM
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Terrible things, I tell you. Interesting video, though. Thanks for the reply. :D
GAMEchief ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:08:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So relevant. Not what I expected to see.
doctorpurple1 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:45:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that picture needs to be at least three times bigger!!!!!!
Redditor159 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:59:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's a mobius strip
_YourMom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:08:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it doesn't need to be a mobius strip... it just needs to be a loop. The half-twist isn't necessary for him to loop around to his class again.
deathschool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:51:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, that's the most terrifying thing I've ever seen.
Mr_Grizzles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:54:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!
Wulfay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:59:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Where the hell did you get such an appropriately specific and random image...
Slagathor91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap. Last semester at school I worked in the math department doing paperwork and one of the faculty had this exact image as a poster hanging framed in the office. I saw it 5 days a week for the entire semester.
guyboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's famous. It's by M. C. Escher.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This couldn't have been a coincidence...
dsi1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Those ants did NOT need to be that well drawn.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:45:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How do you expect the children to learn how to read, when they can't even fit inside the building?
MalaTae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:11:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not the picture I was expecting.
dem358 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, that was perfect!
A_glorious_dawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This has got to be the only time that picture has made complete sense.
sagapo3851 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:24:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A wild Abra appears
A_Wild_Abra ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:18:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yo, buddy, thats my job.
friday6700 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:32:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When you pass the edge of the screen you loop back. S'what happens, man. Nothing too strange about it.
DarnTheseSocks ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:26:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No one ever believes you discovered a wormhole by your math classroom?
RedFrogMario ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:34:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you go straight long enough you'll end up where you were.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:48:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the only possible explanation. You circumnavigated the globe.
GeorgeWalkerKush ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 03:23:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shieya ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:31:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I did that one time on the freeway, actually. I missed the intersection of two freeways and ended up turning around. When I got back, I took the exit that merged into the other freeway, concentrating really hard on not missing it again. I merged from the exit onto the other freeway, and when I saw the next sign I was still on the same freeway I exited from. Had to turn around again and try it a third time. I still can't figure out how I got back on the same freeway after going up the exit ramp and making a full merge onto a different freeway.
SubGothius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The "exit" to the other freeway was probably straight ahead on the left, while the ramp curving off to the right kept you on the same freeway you'd been on. There is/was a notorious counter-intuitive interchange like this along westbound I-80 near Des Moines, where going straight would put you on I-35 to Kansas City but taking the "exit" would keep you on I-80 to Nebraska. My folks missed that one more than once coming back from family summer vacations in Michigan.
Shieya ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have to assume it was one of those exchanges, although there aren't a lot of freeway intersections that do that around here.
TrolliusJKingIIIEsq ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me all the time in high school.
But then, our high school was circular.
hhhealthy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
moon walking
OJtheBane ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously the red line represents a wormhole.
TimeTravelMishap ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:50:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The single red wall is in some way significant to your teleporting. I do not know how but it has to be.
TwirlyMustachio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:53:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry no one has told you yet, but you're actually Pac-Man.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:58:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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LtMaster1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow... that's horrible, I couldn't imagine myself having to live an hour of my life over and over again for eternity, if there is a hell, that's probably what it would be.
Drake903 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:58:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
did you have any sharpie marks on your arm?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dr who reference?
Drake903 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:14 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Silence is coming.
awfulxaim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:01:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe relevant?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xFbRecjKQA
pew43 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:26:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, since we are speaking of bending the universe. I have a story. I hope someone explains this to me because this once one of the few instances that freaked me out and I couldn't explain. So, one day we are driving back from Santa Barbara from visiting family friends going back home to Los Angeles (2-hour drive). This was a pit stop from an even longer road trip we had made to San Fransisco to visit more family that week. Anyway, we stop by Santa Barbara. We spend about 3 hours there, but it was getting late for us and we wanted to have enough time to drive back without falling asleep. It doesn't matter because 20 mins into the drive my dad goes, "I'm sorry I'm falling asleep, lets just stop for a few mins." We can't find a rest stop, but my dad pulls over to the parking lot of this place on the side of the freeway. We fall asleep, but 15 mins later we hear a loud "knock knock knock" at the window. It was a cop. He does his cop thing and asks us our business. Polite guy. Anyway, he's all "You guys shouldn't sleep here. There is a gas station like 3 mins that way. You should all rest there." My dad was freaked out by the cop, and he decides that he's wide awake enough to make the drive to Los Angeles. He gets back on the freeway. We are driving, and I'm monkeying about with my phone. Then, I hear my moms, "Is that Downtown?" With this deep concern in her voice. It freaked me out. I look up to see the big buildings at a near distance. It seemed odd to me because we hadn't been driving that long. I look at my phone and according to that time we left the parking lot where we fell asleep 10 mins ago. My dad was not driving that fast. My moms all like "what the fuck" and all like "seriously, right?" My younger brother decides double check and he checks his phone and the same shit, we had only left Santa Barbara about 45 minutes prior. I start checking the car clock, and all our phones. Same thing, 45 minutes. Then I'm thinking, "This has got be wrong". So, I proceed to check all my texts messages. The last message I sent from Santa Barbara was the one telling my older bro that we were going to start heading home (Side story. He didn't really heed my warning and my moms caught him and his gf banging in his room that night) was sent (get this) 45 mins before. So, I freak out and start doing the math and we had only been actually driving for about 30 mins. I badger my dad on how fast we were driving, even though I know we were not going that fast, since he would have to be driving SIGNIFICANTLY faster than even when my dad drives fast. So we start talking between ourselves, and start trying to remember if we missed any major landmark. The next 5 mins till we got home was nothing but checking clocks and asking each other, "did we pass six flags? Do you remember seeing this landmark or that landmark? I don't remember passing through so-so county." So we shaved at the very least an hour drive off our trip and we don't know how. I like to think I'm more rational than my other family members, but that freaked me the fuck out.
Oh, I just talked to my mom about it and she said the next day we had our household batteries, car batteries, computer speakers, and amps having meltdowns. I remember this happening once but I'm not sure if it was that the day after that event. Let's just leave a question mark on this part of the story.
tl;dr We found a subspace highway between Santa Barbara and Los Angeles.
teamramrod456 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:28:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I fixed your drawing for you.
ISeeYourOtherHand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:59:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking lag, man.
stucktogether ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:24:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you must live in a 60's cartoon, there's no other explanation.
BrainSlurper ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:18:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now your thinking with portals.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 03:26:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Xenc ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 03:40:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Downvote for you.
stuman89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:43:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason, I just read that in the voice of the Crazy Dutch Bastard from Austin Powers. Pretty awesome.
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commanderincheese ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:36:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Downvoted for "Downvoted for 'your'."
aulter1688 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:30:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cool story bro
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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BrainSlurper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:54 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry. I was tired. The grammar nazi part of my brain shuts down when I'm tired.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Correct colours too!
DunDerD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Most schools are designed in blocks.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I experienced something like this once... a bunch of friends and I were a bit high and strolling around downtown - we passed a building, then a block or two down the road passed it again. Fairly mind-fucky for the first split-second, but as logic would dictate, there were simply two of the same exact building a couple blocks apart.
GarenBushTerrorist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You sure you weren't just talking to a friend and turned around? Saw a similar class room? Actually walked out of a different classroom? There's a hundred explanations.
SpicaGenovese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I experienced something SOMEWHAT similar. The following story demonstrates how little I pay attention to familiar surroundings sometimes.
Okay, so I'm in my college dorm building and heading out someplace. There are several routes I could take and some of the stair wells look pretty similar to each other. By this time I've got a pretty good "mental map" of the building and the different routes I could take.
Anyhow, this time, as I was... descending a staircase?? I got my mental map TOTALLY mixed up and flipped around, and had a complete crazy stroke moment where I was totally confused about where I was or how I'd gotten into that part of the building. Very weird and very interesting.
TheHappyRogue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to smoke weed before class sometimes too
hoodratkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ive had a few moments like this. the first occurred while i was working at a ups store. i was carrying a box from the front to the back. as i walked i felt no resistance from the floor and no weight from the box. i set it down on the back counter and then im standing back where i started from in the front. super weird.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't believe you.
FixedTheFernBack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Were you high? I was high a lot in high school and often went for strolls and forgot where i was going. This kind of thing used to happen all the time, but i just though "oh, silly, high me..." and kept walking.
c_megalodon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Portals!
RiverTam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm ONLY upvoting you for taking the time to draw this picture.
ghanima ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
absent-mindedly
SenorDanimal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have an upvote for the drawing.
Arthur2ShedsJackson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you live in a Hanna-Barbera cartoon?
Injustpotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On a similar note, if any people on reddit went to Catholic school too, where do nuns learn how to teleport? I swear to god, our nun would appear in the back of a locked room and point out uniform problems.
jaxxon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I believe you. :)
webtwopointno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this happened to my friend once, but it was walking down a street.
he told us goodnight and walked off, only to reappear 15 minutes later walking from the opposite direction.
but this was Bourbon street during mardi gras, so it's entirely understandable
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You probably bended the universe dude.
NinthNova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's a teacher in my school who everybody swears uses secret tunnels or something to get about the school. A few students say they've seen him walk past them, and then walk past again in the same direction. I always say it's just a Glitch.
mafeline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i first read this as "i was high in school" and was like well there you go. no explaination needed.
smartassstudent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Playing too much Portal lol
xHaZxMaTx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZJSGi_RKd0
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A. Magic Teleportation
B. You're REALLY absentminded.
(As much as I love option A, option B just seems more likely, sorry)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
UberPsyko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
appropriately colored arrows
timefortheinternet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i think it has to do with the one red wall on the right
chandlerxbing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
t-bone_reckscabbage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me as well. Except i was in a car and the place/object was a single dumpster in a parking lot. Also, i was INSANELY high, but that's what fucking happened.
ChuckleKnuckles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I did the same thing when I tried to take a walk around the block this past New Years. But I was drunk.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something sort of like that happened to me last week. I was sitting in my basement watching Star Trek reruns on Netflix when I suddenly found myself upstairs holding a fresh cup of coffee with no recollection of brewing coffee or how I got there. I walked downstairs and found my show was paused at the exact moment that I last remembered.
I managed to shake it off after a few minutes, but there is nothing scarier than having a sudden unexplained lapse of memory.
SamwiseIAm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
5: PROFIT
Wootsat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The answer must have something to do with that mysterious red line in the bottom right...
Jazz-Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Step 4 should be profit!!!
WarPhalange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you accidentally moonwalk first?
Scurry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid, I went out exploring in the woods behind our house. Got lost after a few hours, but found a road and (stupidly, but desperately) waved down a stranger for a ride home, crying and scared. I don't know how to explain it in words, so I also drew a picture. But basically, my house teleported. Here's the drawing: http://i.imgur.com/Nt2CJ.png
So I went through the woods and found the road depicted on the left. The small arrow shows the way I was facing. The car came from my right, so he was travelling to the left, shown by the long arrow. We continued in that direction for about 10 seconds until finding my house on the right hand side of the road. The two roads run parallel to each other, and we never made any turns.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A friend and I once had this happen in the woods. We passed by the same log we used to walk across a river bank twice. It was weird.
fartcat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
profit
slb235235 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you go to Arcadia High School in Phoenix, AZ? They once had a building in the shape of a doughnut, and it would make this scenario very possible and less creepy.
eldog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened all the time in my high school, because it was a circle.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:41:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You can't explain it because you are not thinking with portals.
hiero_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You walked straight through a wormhole.
shadowflower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:57:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's not that rare. Many girls do it at your age
timotheophany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fucking circles... how do they work?
lobstahfi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:49:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
have you ever seen...a portal?
6MoG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:07:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you happen to go to school near Aperture Labs?
This might be your explanation
wasabian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:13:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
but why is one line red??
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:10:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's called a circle.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is how I used to imagine the "magical stairways" in the Harry Potter books. Just plain normal hallways and stairs that suddenly magically lead to somewhere else (maybe even looping back to itself, so you're stuck in the same hallway until it decides to take you somewhere else again). I was very disappointed when I saw the first movie, with the stupid rotating stairs...
Madmont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
was your school an oval building ?
sirin3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you knew exactly how fast you walkend
gypsyblue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something like that happened to me on the Skytrain (like a subway, but above ground) in Vancouver. I fell asleep on my way home, and the last thing I remember is passing a stop that was about 10-12 minutes from my stop. While I was in that half-sleep, half-waking place, I very clearly heard the announcement for my stop, but I was tired, so fuck it, I didn't get up.
It would be easy to explain as something that I just heard in a dream, but I woke up half an hour later two stops before my own. It should have only taken 10-ish minutes to go between the stop where I fell asleep and the stop where I woke up. The Skytrain loop is really big, so there's no way I could have gone all the way around. Still kinda creeps me out to think about it.
thepensivepoet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I do similar things while driving to/from work. If I'm listening to a particularly interesting piece of music or audiobook (or just having an especially lively conversation out loud with myself which is totally normal so fuck your stupid face) I'll completely zone out of the act of navigating and will be using my attention only to perform the act of driving safely - meaning I'm only focused on the immediate surroundings and the cars and disregard most of the scenery. After about 5 or 10 minutes I'll realize I haven't been paying attention and will pass something that I was sure I'd already passed.
It doesn't help that I'm in Houston so the vast majority of my commute is along a single continuous stretch of freeway which causes the commutes to all blend together into a big blur of on/off ramps and toll plazas.
The best part is once I re-engage my navigational circuits it'll quickly refresh as I update my current position and trajectory and the entire path I've travelled quickly flashes before me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's likely that you just weren't paying attention to what you were doing and you went the wrong way and then got yourself turned around. It's unlikely that you actually teleported.
Winston_Vodkatooth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This same thing happened to me one time. My friend has a square back yard and for some reason, I just took off running into the woods. I ran for a little while and popped out on the opposite side of the yard (ala Mario running off the screen and appearing on the other side.) I couldn't explain it.
I was also drunk and 18.
That same night, around 2 or 3 in the morning, I'm still drunk and it's completely dark outside. I heard some girls voice across the yard and yelled that I was going to hit her in the face with a marshmallow. Challenge accepted. I took a hot, melting marshmallow, Nolan Ryan'ed it into the darkness and heard a smack. I ran after it to find it had hit the girl in the face and started melting onto her eye lashes.
Drunk aim. It's terrific.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you live in Pleasantville?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You probably had a stroke or seizure.
I'm sorry.
xbenzerox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
3.= profit, maybe?
lyso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Simple: You are living in a cheap 70s Hanna Barbera cartoon with a repeating background.
mbrady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you Pac-Man?
baconwastaken ยท 339 points ยท Posted at 03:24:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My husband and I met in our late 20s. We grew up near each other but went to different high schools and colleges, were a few years apart, and hung with completely different crowds.
-My parents put in a bid on the house next door to his parents when I was about 11. It fell through and we moved elsewhere.
-While in college, he traveled to my school to compete in a game. Since it was homecoming, he ended up briefly watching the parade. Out of hundreds of people, he remembers me and telling his friend I was a cool chick. Not only had I been drinking, but I was dressed as a crab and standing next to Ariel from The Little Mermaid. (I nearly shat myself when he told me about watching me dance badly around in the street and take pictures with the little kids.)
-While attending a house party with my now husband, I was looking at pics on the walls taken at parties his friends had thrown back in high school. I was on one side of a pic and he was on the other side of the big group. I went to about 20 parties back in the day....and I do NOT remember ever partying anywhere near his area.
-My husband and I were best friends with a guy and girl who are cousins. We both went to endless family gatherings...but never met. We heard stories about each other....and had never even seen a picture of one another. After 6 years, we finally met and were an item by the end of the night.....and we've been together ever since.
marty_mcfry ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 05:56:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I envisioned Morgan Freeman yelling "oh fuck, cmon!" at these goddamn near misses.
baconwastaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:11 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is hilarious....especially since we always ended up arriving/leaving those family parties within minutes of each other....to the point of one of us pulling out of a parking spot and the other waiting to pull in.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:49:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think you would have ended up together if the offer on the house went through?
oph1uchus ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 07:40:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
something makes me think she would have been the "girl next door" and nothing more. i much prefer the way destiny ended up working out.
baconwastaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:53 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. No way. My older brother and my husband would have hated each other as teens and likely ended up brawling at some point. His younger sister and I are polar opposites as well. It would have been some type of full on family feud at some point.
coffeeholic15 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:43:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happened on Dharma and Greg (don't hate me for loving that show)
KaptainKrunch ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:57:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Watch 'The Adjustment Bureau' with Matt Damon.
It's like you guys are the opposite of that film haha.
hownao ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:12:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Funny how things work, right? This case makes me believe destiny is in full effect. You get the feeling you two have known each other before? Like you've known each other for ever?
Chrypnkaplblsmwt ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 08:10:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your "like you've known each other for ever", made me remember this one older man I met at a train once going home. I have few friends, don't make friends easily, and just don't really trust people in general. I was not a regular but I guess my car didn't work that day/dunno. Usually, on public trans I keep to myself and never talk to anyone, but for some reason when I walked into the train our eyes locked and I felt this need to talk to him. He must have felt it to because we both smiles and I sat right in front of him. He was easily like 30 years older than I was, and we started talking immediately about our lives, and he told me about his daughter who was in the army. By the end of the 20 minute ride home, I felt so sad to leave him. Felt like I'd known him for ever. Perhaps we were best friends in a former life?
TL;DR: I met a man once for 20 minutes, felt like I'd known him forever and better than my best friend.
hownao ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:10:11 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There might be a million stories that are just like yours, which makes me believe that some people have a brain-wave connection.
baconwastaken ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:31:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am never surprised anymore by other smaller things that we learn. It does feel like we've known each other forever. Also there are certainly times that we are in sync so much more than other couples we know. At this point, the only thing that would shock me would be to find pics online from the 1800s that looked like us.
Scherzkeks ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:06:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You mean like this picture?
JediDwag ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:31:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Part of me was hoping you like to some random old picture of a couple on the off chance that you would get lucky.
I mean because come on, you get it wrong, lol internet. BUT! If you get it right.... MINDFUCK.
baconwastaken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:14:10 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome picture! My costume was very similar. I might have gotten together with my husband THAT night if my Ariel was that manly.
autopsi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:04:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He stalked you until he made you his.
severus66 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:32:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! This same thing happened to me!
With the girl I lost my virginity to in college. (Hopefully she doesn't read Reddit because she'll know this is me right away).
Before we met, I was a freshman advisor at the beginning of the school year. During the big matriculation ceremony, where there was literally over 1,000 people, someone randomly pulled me into some "rainbow picture" that they were taking for fun, because I was wearing a bright red dress shirt and they needed a 'red' for their rainbow (there was a person wearing orange, and a person wearing yellow, etc).
Well I lost my virginity to this girl a few weeks later, and an 8 month relationship later (we parted ways after graduation), I see that picture on Facebook (I was never tagged), and lo and behold -- she was the violet at the opposite side of the rainbow! (there was like 8 or 9 people in the line).
Just thought it was an odd coincidence. That picture was also later used as a stock photo in some 'gay pride' materials that the University later used - even though the original picture was just for fun and had nothing to do with gay pride.
jrriddle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:37:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oddly enough, this happened with my fiance and I.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:27:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had something similar with my first wife. Sometimes it just feels like there's some kind of gravity keeping you near each other so you'll eventually hook up. Good story.
Hufftey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:54:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And that's how i met your mother.
Ryugi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:04:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It sounds like destiny or something like that. The universe was trying to push you two together somehow. That sounds romantic.
tomoyopop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:38:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This. This is how it should be.
missmichellini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:44:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Freaking adorable.
ittakesacrane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:18:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
reminded me of one of the cheesy stories thrown into the middle of When Harry Met Sally
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Adjustment Bureau.
IdleSpectator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ted's wife?
98thRedBalloon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My husband and I had a few near-misses throughout our lives too, though yours are much creepier and specific. He nearly took a job in my home town, and I nearly went to university in his home town. Our home towns are 400 miles apart (UK). Basically, if either of those things had happened we would have met much sooner.
We eventually met via the internet, on a band's forum and I felt such an odd pull towards him. We met face-to-face at a festival and I can picture the first time I saw him as clear as fucking crystal in my mind. Love at first sight seemed like bullshit to me before that day.
rollingheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
heeehe :3
baconwastaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:13 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well apparently my drunken crab impersonation is sexier than Ariel.
rollingheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:12 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's how you spot the 'Good egg's'. You know a real man will take a drunken crab over Ariel any day of the week.
You know, that and you guys are obviously destined to be together.
bongo1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Similar story... I worked at a movie theater for a while and when cleaning at the end of the night the floor would be extremely slippery. I remember one evening in particular because I saw two cute girls sitting at the bench not 30 feet away from me. I was 17 or so, so I wanted to look cool in front of them. Unfortunately, I slipped and fell right on my ass. I remember quickly getting up, looking at these girls, and then quickly walking into the back room. I waited there until they left. Fast forward maybe 2 or 3 years and I'm working with someone who I had become friends with. She begins telling me about how one time she had seen a guy working here slip and fall on his ass. Her words were "I remember seeing him, and then he just disappeared !" We laughed and I told her that was me.
Okay, so sort of strange, right?
Well another 3 or 4 years later I'm eating at Denny's or something with my brother and his girlfriend. She proceeds to tell me about this time when she was at the movie theater and this guy fell and... IT WAS ME! I remember thinking I hope I never see those two again and look what happens...
natalee_t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And the night when you guys got together Life went. "Finally!! I've been trying to get you guys together for years but you were both oblivious!"
AstralRift ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:39:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure he isn't a stalker that followed you everywhere, took pictures near you and then finally accomplished his goal of getting together with you? I would watch your back from now on... he's onto you...
m3fisto ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 13:53:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So I was working in a white pages call center where people call from all over the country( I live in greece) and ask for telephone numbers and other information. My shift was 11 am to 3 pm . there were about 2000 of us every single second receiving calls non-stop.At the time we were not provided with callerID or any other information about the caller. We just heard a beep and the line opened automaticaly. A cousin of mine who also lives in Greece and I hadn't spoken to for months( he didn't even know I worked there) calls to ask for my parents number to ask something my father. I get the call!!! after the first excitement and laughs we hang up the line.not more than ten minutes later(in the meantime I have answered 6-7 lines) he calls back because in the first call he forgot to actually ask for the number) I answer his second call too... a couple of months later, this same cousin, is in another city and wants to change internet/phone provider. So he calls again the information number.this particular day I was covering a friend's shift and was working 3pm -7pm. (about 1500 other people answering phones with me). I get his call again. He still swears that he has called this number only these 3 times in his life.
not as creepy as other redditor's stories but still. the odds are phenomenal.
TL:DR - me and my cousin nailed three times straight possibility of 1/2000
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:20:21 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the odd are very phenomenal that you are living in Greece and having a good job! bravo for that...
Max_W_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:00:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What are the odds!!
Oh wait, you posted that. 1 in 2,000.
[deleted] ยท 285 points ยท Posted at 03:39:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 05:35:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like you're The Machinist
Yondee ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:32:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should probably check if your car has been involved in any hit and runs.
GentleJoanna ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:52:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've thought about that movie severalllll times during this thread.
_AlphaOmega ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 06:17:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You woke up in a different dimension with only subtle differences.
religiousemergency ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:30:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Eureka!
SaintSpaceboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:50:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Recently Fox News aired Sarah Palin saying something smart for once... Have I, too, woken up in an alternate dimension with only subtle differences? Where Fox News is credible and Palin is intelligent?
_AlphaOmega ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:27:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, just a small lapse in the space time continuum.
saiariddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I want to write a book about this happening to people. Different dimensions. Only very very subtle differences, small enough that most people dismiss it. Other people can't take it very well and go crazy.
I'm sure it's been done already multiple times, but it still fascinates me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have maybe half a dozen of similar stories. I have trouble remembering them now, though. I posted the one I do remember clearly.
GreatTragedy ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:29:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sucks for you that the food was so bad you'd been eating a steak the whole time and thought it was a pork-chop.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:22:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That kinda shit will make ANY man question his sanity... Seriously. That's some "The Forgotten" shit right there...
WeaponsGradeHumanity ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 07:28:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Let me guess, you checked the menu and steak was 3rd from the bottom on the 2nd page?
SaiakuHito ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:13:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I read a rage comic like that some time ago, only the guy was with his gf/wife and he thought that they've been going to that restaurant for a long time, but then she said that it was her first time there and there was no meal on menu theyve been eating all the time. Now I can't find it! please someone provide the link if you know what i'm talking about, because I'm afraid my brain is fucking with me..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That was actually fairly reecntly. Within the past 15 days. I remembered this as well while reading the post.
IsPrometheusProud ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:45:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THEN WHO WAS PORK CHOP?
WarPhalange ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:14:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.caffeinenebula.com/quizzes/quizFiles/doug/porkchop.jpg
A_reddit_user ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:05:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The theme song immediately played in my head, along with pork chops bark. Pavlovian nostalgia.
rubbish_username ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:48:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Literally read the first line as "I've been going to this 24hr DINNER for almost 2 years."
I was super impressed that someone, somewhere, hosted a 24hr meal once a year.
jesuz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like you had a Ghost Stromboli
i-am-the-walrus789 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"I raised my voice". You sound like an ass
thedudebythething ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
time to pack up and leave....seriously...
BrianDoyleMurray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What you then should've done is hand her a note saying "Back door beauty?" With the question mark emphasized.
G-Bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:27 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like many of these perhaps, & one just a few Posts above, this is a classic example of 'Dimensional Shifting/Jumping' wherein, in the 'Many (Infinite, actually) Universes Theory', certain triggers occur which result in another branch of Reality, where certain things Happen/Didn't Happen that are different from that which they Branched from, or, vise versa. YOU (like Poster above), seem to have 'Jumped' from One...to the Other...Congrats!!!
faixa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:43 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps the item needed to be hastily removed from the menu without a trace. "What pork chop dish?" = "WE DO NOT MENTION THE PORK CHOP DISH"
maybaycao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:13:03 on January 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Mae's Cafe next to In&Out? They have the Pork Chop Breakfast special.
LindLTaylor73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:20 on January 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any heads in your freezer? Go check - if you do come back for more advice....
MCLennon93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:33:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wendy the waitress? Is this "diner" perhaps Maclaren's Pub?
di3inaf1r3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:28:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The real question is...do you remember a one dish pork chop dinner?
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darkon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:58:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I could happily live the rest of my life without being reminded of the Jolly Rancher story.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why not Zoiberg?
waffletoast ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
LOL WAT
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:54:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You sound like an ass. You raised your voice and punctuated each word?
Igno4 ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 03:49:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in my sophomore year of highschool, there was this cute blonde girl in my history class that quite a few of the guys were interested in. There was nothing super unique about her, she was just a fairly funny, cute, average girl.
Anyway, this girl was an exchange student from Germany, and after several months of being in our class, she simply stopped coming. It was odd for a week or two, but after that I started to wonder what had happened to her. I asked one of my friends if maybe she had moved back, but he said he had no idea who I was talking about, and I soon came to learn that no one did.
I still don't know if I had dreamed the whole episode, and maybe my subconscious is playing a trick on me, or if someone actually went missing from my history class who everyone spontaneously forgot.
gt_9000 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 08:59:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What did the guys who were interested in her say ??
RealButFakeSadStory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
she died in a fire
phism ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:58:31 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
she got fired from the truman show.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:57:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's seriously eerie when you remember something, but everything else in the world says it was never there. I can't even think of any examples of it for me, but I know the feeling.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:55:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you read John Dies at the End? That's a bit of a Todd Brinkmeyer situation.
ragamufin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:32:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yer schitzophrenic harry
G-Bot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:39:33 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like many of these perhaps, especially one further down, this is a classic example of 'Dimensional Shifting/Jumping' wherein, in the 'Many (Infinite, actually) Universes Theory', certain triggers occur which result in another branch of Reality, where certain things Happen/Didn't Happen that are different from that which they Branched from, or, vise versa. YOU, seem to have 'Jumped' from One...to the Other...Congrats!!!
Drake903 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was the silence, good sir.
LazyBuhdaBelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:51 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Check out twilight zone episode, "and when the sky was opened". Very relevant.
vxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:57 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me a it of a movie. I forgot its name and cant find it on google. There are some men who stop the time and everybody freezes so they are able to inject them new memories.
searchingforthis ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 14:40:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was stationed in Italy I had my own house in Pordenone. It was a 3-bedroom; way too much space for a single guy like me. I slept in the living room by my tv as the back bedrooms and hallway were always cold and always gave me creepy vibes. But that's beside the point.
I had a dream one night of a golden-haired child. He was running out of that back hallway into the living room for protection. I scooped him up as demons lumbered from the hallway and the corners of the living room...they had surrounded us. I ran to my side door leading to the porch, but Cerberus was there...then I ran to the front door but they were coming down the street as well. At this point the child began to glow incredibly bright, and the demons hissed and disappeared. I woke up.
A week later I found a golden hair on my uniform jacket that was hanging on the dining room chair. I didn't know anybody with curly long blonde hair (certainly nobody that came over forever alone) but there lay this singular hair. I ignored it, but another week later I found another singular blonde hair on my couch pillow. It made me pause, but I still ignored it, until a couple weeks later: I was walking down that hallway and saw on a nearby shelf on my incense box a singular blonde hair curling out of the little hole for the incense stick.
I still find little golden hairs at random times to this day.
proddy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:06:09 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Keep them and make a wig.
lacienega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:59:04 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Houses in Italy are so creepy. They're normally so so old and there'll be paintings of Jesus Christ on the crucifix in almost every room. Some of my friends homes are in almost "caves" (not sure how else to describe it), one has a huge old tree growing in the center and others are just right next to beautiful creepy falling apart old churches. I'm sure legendary games of ouija board could be had in those places.
[deleted] ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 03:10:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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muddymarge ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:08:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that just reminded me, when i was little i had a reoccurring dream that we had this stairway that went to a basement, we don't have a basement. years later i went to a friend's house, and it was the same exact basement from my dream, stairway and everything.
The_Writer ยท 892 points ยท Posted at 02:49:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can we PLEASE make this into a subreddit?
JJE37 ยท 780 points ยท Posted at 03:19:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/
purplegoalie1 ยท 286 points ยท Posted at 03:39:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
im not going on that, looks too freaky for me and i have exams tommorow
Celeodor ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:50:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wait until after exams, and then dive in.
purplegoalie1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:53:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
im going to because all this stuff is very interesting its just a matter me staying up all night thinking about this stuff and creeping the crap out of me
Celeodor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:57:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I definitely know how that is. /r/nosleep will do it to you. ;)
Best of luck on exams.
quartzar_the_king ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When you're finished with exams make sure to read Butcherface, 'She Found Her Way Into Our Home', and the Correspondence series.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:22:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe this is more your flavour?
K-slan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
may i ask what this is before i click on it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's our new subreddit! r/glitch_in_the_matrix!
Already over 2000 subscribers! :D
K-slan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:34 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
okay, i thought it would be soething that i woudl regret =P
Potato_Head ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:16:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What exams? The semester just started!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:34:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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DANgerous1614 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the fuck? How does that make any sense?
purplegoalie1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well my school only has 4 classes a day so we only have classes for one semester.
a_haar ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:49:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should try /r/spacedicks instead.
hillside ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:13:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Naw, for the largest part it's fiction with a code of honor of not acknowledging it as such. The freaky place is http://www.reddit.com/r/Thetruthishere/
K-slan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what is this?
hillside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Real experiences.
BitchesLove ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:14:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Then you wake up and realize you missed all of your exams because today is actually tomorrow and all of the dates are wrong in your house and on your computer.
camelCasing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:43:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Finals are in two days. I read a page of stories.
AT LEAST I HAVE MORE TIME TO STUDY NOW.
TowawayAccount ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:19:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Smart man.
jdwag101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:59:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My glitch is that there are others going through the exact same thing as me, exams tomorrow. This isn't the first time this has happened while on reddit...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Weird, my semester just started.
vault101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:12:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely a good call - I read a story from r/nosleep that had been posted to r/bestof, not knowing what r/nosleep was all about (insomnia perhaps?) and that story STILL fucks me up whenever I think about it, which is pretty much any time I'm alone late at night. I seriously wish I could erase it from my brain - so simple yet so terrifying.
Good luck on your exams!
dmanbiker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should listen to the Nosleep Podcast some fucking brilliant narrations and audio work.
Drake903 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:03:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
not scary just some cool stories. some are scary though. but no pics.
LuxNocte ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:12:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
If you don't read it, you'll be completely unprepared for the events of later tonight.
notveryanonymous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta be wide awake for them.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
its horrifying
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purplegoalie1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No visual basic programming exam
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BW2K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's pretty tame to be honest.
sweetnumb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that's what she said
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry, the most horrifying thing about it is the layout.
jmerica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I sure hope your exams went well!
purplegoalie1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
my first period exam went okay i got an 84 on it(most everyone did bad, only one kid got an A on the exam). i guess is okay i think i got an A in the class though!
emoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Already?
purplegoalie1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yeah i have exams my school does 4 periods a day so each class is only one semester so this is the end of the first four classes i signed up for =/
[deleted] ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 03:54:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix
TimeTravelMishap ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:58:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So thats why it is telling me the name is already taken. Bastard :(
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:42:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Posted.
Kylar_Stern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:40 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Godking.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:37 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So we meet!
Allow me to add you to the collection...
Kylar_Stern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:46 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, thank you! I had no idea that existed! Ive seen Blint a couple of times, but he wouldn't talk to me when I said "we meet again, master Blint". I will try and create awareness among us fans, I know there are more of us on Reddit! Also, I would love to see Brent do an AMA, I wonder how we could make that happen.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:59 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm, I guess in IAMA, or AMA we cold put in a request.
Honestly the community isn't exactly active :P but maybe one day! There's only so much to talk about however.
Kylar_Stern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:39 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Very true, I think it could be a good place to discuss our thoughts on the books, and also Brent Weeks and all of his books. Also, maybe to post short stories involving the NAT characters. I have submitted an IAMA request, and am awaiting mod approval, it is titled "IAMA Request: Brent Weeks, author of the Night Angel trilogy and Lightbringer series" (sorry, I don't think I can link to it directly, I'm using an iPad app)
drummer21895 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:17:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nosleep, not even twice.
SptHotFire ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:28:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, fine. I'll finally fucking click.
Edit: Instantly went to top, then all time. I've made a huge mistake.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:23:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
more like /r/paranormal
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:48:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
/r/letsnotmeet
rogue_zephyr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:21:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Meh. Everything there is so blatantly fictional these days. It's disappointing. :(
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You won't be laughing once you go to Stinson Beach. There's something you need to see.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:27:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No. Fuck you. I followed a link there once and read some things. Mind bleach, Eye bleach, bleach bleach were all required. To all who are tempted. Ye have been warned.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Props to whoever made the creepy orange eyed reddit alien. Scariest thing ever
Unilateralist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I planned on sleeping tonight. Thanks.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:14:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK WHY DID I READ THIS im scared shitless
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like the subreddits name, I will not sleep tonight...
averagegamer2552 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO nuh uh.
MayoFetish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Rake...
ckotlins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for making me go to r/nosleep and looking up the top rated post right before bed...THANKS.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh god, I want to click that sooooo much...but it's 3AM now and the thumbs up photo already freaked me out
Music_Ian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WHOA MAN that's a crazy place
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:46:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh God this is exactly what I need.
ZdeathFROMaboveZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:55:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
omg i really want to click but it 2:55 am! maybe tomorrow MORNING
Gynther ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
subscribed, seems interesting.
homeallday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now I know where to go on those occasional nights I pull an all nighter to reset my sleep cycle. Thanks.
IsPrometheusProud ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 03:09:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I concur.
xarlev ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:56:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
made: /r/glitchinthematrix
THEN_JUST_UPVOTE_IT ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:05:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HereistheChurch ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:34:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvoted for your name, but I also concur.
maestro2005 ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 03:39:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Done.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:06:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Already done my friend. http://www.reddit.com/r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix/
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:54:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Done.
Durzo_Blint ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:08:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know why you're getting downvoted for this. Have some karma.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
YOU!
I_post_in_emoticons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
(=
AuxiliaryPost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thereisnospoon
Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like, "/r/glitchymatrixtales"?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have like ten stories I want to share, but this is too far for me to share them now. And mine aren't really nosleep material. Not scary, just freaky. A new subreddit would be awesome
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
/r/TheTrushIsHere
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:58:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do it
Geek-lover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe something like r/adopted r/reunion r/smallworld?
chrisw61 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, seriously. I don't think I've ever gotten goosebumps this many times in a row. My head is all wibbly wobbly.
Tino42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:04 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/glitch_in_the_matrix
TheGingerWannabe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:15 on June 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
www.reddit.com/r/glitch_in_the_matrix
TheGingerWannabe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:31 on June 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
www.reddit.com/r/glitch_in_the_matrix
brbmycatisonfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes please.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
r/nosleep same thing but creepier.
lamayonnaise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
r/nosleep
lamayonnaise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
r/nosleep
krawcrates ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
/r/trees
alolinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How about we employ logic and science instead to disprove them?
LeConnor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:54:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Commenting so dont forget this
HuricaneRetarded ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:01:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ths would be amazing
pahina1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:16:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you really want a subreddit of people telling bullshit stories like that guy trying to convince people that his pockets somehow clone objects creating matter out of nothing?
HighlandMoongazer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. I want to believe.
woahification ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 03:49:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
did it
imlulz ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 09:13:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have never been able to explain this one, and it still haunts me to this day. Not sure if it exactly fits as a glitch of the matrix, but perhaps a past life type of thing? I have only ever shared this with a few people in my life, so here you go internet!
Anyway, when I was around 5 years old, my father, his girlfriend at the time, and myself visited a theme park. While we were walking around I saw this girl my age and instantly recognized her. I didn't know her name, or where I knew her from, I just knew that I knew her and I had missed her. The look in her eyes when our eyes meet, instantly told me that she recognized me too.
We both ran towards each other and embraced in a tight hug in that cliche "reunited" way, and started excitedly talking. I remember looking up at our parents and they were talking to each other and shrugging and laughing, like WTF? Our parents allowed us to walk around with each other for awhile, and eventually ride the Tram thing to another part of the park. I remember when we rode on the Tram they let us sit in our own seat in front of them and we held hands. I remember eventually our parental units made us part ways and the immense desire I had to not let her go. We hugged some more, and went our separate ways, never to meet again that I know of. . .
As I said, I have never forgotten this, or found an explanation for it.
TL;DR at the age of 5, meet someone from a past life.
substar ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:31:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is beautiful. Thank you for sharing.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:43:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fascinating. See also:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/oeo0h/reddit_tell_me_your_glitch_in_the_matrix_stories/c3gomgy
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:55:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tears. Like legit tears. Wow.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:11 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god why didn't you at least ask for her parent's phone number or address?
imlulz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:28:51 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was 5. lol
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:28 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What was her name? Find her on Facebook!
[deleted] ยท 341 points ยท Posted at 03:00:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got up in the morning. Saw the sun in a weird position. Checked compass, it said west. The sun rose from the fucking west that day. I told everyone I knew but they all said east. I checked 3 damn compasses that day damnit!
alixxlove ยท 190 points ยท Posted at 04:24:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Khal Drogo can live now.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:31:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite comment yet.
420lotionrub ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:57:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
winter's coming....
flashblack ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:16:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
With references like that, you can be my Azor Ahai any day of the week. My little bit of literary light reborn.
alixxlove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Azor Ahai was male though. I can't quite fulfill those requirements.
flashblack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pshhh, do you think Danny would let a little something like sex stop her? Don't be a quitter now.
WadeK ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:39:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It is known
10000gildedcranes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:37:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
slow clap
47h315m ยท 293 points ยท Posted at 03:56:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You actually spent all night on the pc and then you woke up in the evening.
Happened to me a few times...
GoatseMcShitbungle ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 04:57:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah... a few times. Same here.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:13:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you met Sleepy McTiredson?
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/oeo0h/reddit_tell_me_your_glitch_in_the_matrix_stories/c3gmt3n
GoatseMcShitbungle ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:40:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We don't talk anymore. He was always yawning throughout our conversations.
Lately I've been hanging with my bro ButtFart, and my lover, Ms. McMurderTits.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:37:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There needs to be a Reddit username list like this
All of those names are Reddit usernames now too, so there's some recursion.
A fun fact for you: The first time I saw goatse, was on paper. Someone had printed it.
Paleolithicster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Kid in my grade would print it out, and tape it to the toilet paper in the bathrooms.
Log2 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:04:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So... unless he only glanced at it for 30 seconds, he would have seen the sun setting, not rising.
TheInternetHivemind ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 06:32:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He immediately got back on reddit, and all notion of this "outside" you speak od became a distant memory.
SparkitusRex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:58:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just did this the other day because I have the flu. Fell asleep around 4am due to strange sleep schedule with naps and whatnot. Woke up at 6. PM.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This. There's really no way to tell dawn and dusk apart.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:58:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:02:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely possible.
WarmTaffy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or the sun rose in the west, said "oh shit", and quickly rolled across the sky before anyone else noticed.
Ryugi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:56:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Unless, he was travelling back in time slowly, but everyone else was moving forward in time, and somehow he was still in the present?
mbanana ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 05:00:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's vaguely similar to the time the hot and cold faucets switched places.
It wasn't something I ever thought about, but then I saw someone in a thread somewhere recall how confused they were as a child one day when they woke up and all of the hot and cold taps in the world had switched to the opposite sides in the sink, tub, etc.
As soon as I read that I went, "ah, hang on, I actually do remember that" - and I did. I remember being somewhere below 7 when it happened, and telling my mother that all the taps were on the wrong side suddenly. She scoffed of course and told me I was confused.
They have never changed back though, to my knowledge.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:20:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Use some lube next time you fuck my mind please.
Ayxxxn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is related
My shower at my house has one knob. you spin it to turn water on and continue to turn it to make it warmer until you hit the limit. One day it changed so that when you turn it slightly it is on the hottest setting and gets colder as it progresses. It is still like that and is actually kinda funny for guests
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:28:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Strong magnets in the vicinity?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
None.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:44:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure it wasn't rising in the Weast?
arrr2d2 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:29:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Magnets! How do they work?
jwatsonATL ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:46:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
shuoyingyu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:02:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sun dog? I was driving to work one morning, squinting into the rising sun and trying to adjust the visor, muttering to myself about how the accursed sun isn't usually in the north. Thinking about this, I looked to the east to see another sun. Look back north, there was the sun again. Either I'm now on Tatooine, I thought, or I'm looking at the sun reflecting off of ice crystals high in the atmosphere.
Squinting hard I was able to tell the northerly 'sun' was somewhat dimmer and not spherical. But it was so bright it was hard at first glance to tell. Brightest sun dog I've seen, then or since. However at dawn a sun dog appearing all the way in the west is impossible, I believe.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:50:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That happened to me the other week. We were camping, and I took a photo of the sunrise. Then, later that day, I took a photo of the sunset. From the same position, facing the same direction.
Freaked me out.
TronCorleone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:35:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you angry about it bro?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:29:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to my friend. Turned out since the needle was painted half red and half white, my friend thought the red on the needles were pointing south. The red was actually pointing north. We got lost that day.
thumperson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:41:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this will probably take a downvote beating, but did you make sure the right side of the needle was pointing north?
that being said; i work as an archeo-cartographer using a compass every day and i have seen some weird shit. my favorite was working with a crew of three other people, they all had one direction and i was slightly off. "maybe underground power lines" i think and walk 15m or so. same result. switch to my backup compass. same result. fine, i screwed up my compasses somehow. so i borrow a compass of one of the crew. same effing result. then the person i had borrowed it from pointed at the other compasses sitting on my field desk. they were all pointing the same way. as soon as i would pick one up, it swung about 15 degrees E of N. once we left the area, everything was fine, no one had this happen and i've never seen it again. i'd like to go back and try again but it was private property that had to have permission to go on.
rokshocka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to calm down and remain quiet.
BenignNeglect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Were you not in a recognizable city where you couldn't instinctively tell which direction north is?
Jealous_Hitler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should stop borrowing compasses from Patrick Star.
viscence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some compasses have east and west reversed as part of their operation.
If your compass is needle type, the fixed base may be labelled NWSE (clockwise). You hold these compasses so the "N" always points away from you. The needle will then indicate the direction you are facing by pointing at the appropriate letters on the base plate - like on an analogue dial, the needle doesn't represent a direction, but an analog read-out on a scale. This has the benefit of the letters always being the right way up from your point of view, and needing only a needle magnet.
If your compass is of the type where the letters are written on the moving part (plate or sphere), this compass is probably labelled NESW clockwise. Here the letters directly point in the compass directions. This IMHO is way more sensible.
So, if you had needle compasses and faced north, the sun would rise nearest the "W" on the compass. (and the needle would point at the N. If you faced the sunrise, maybe the needle would have pointed at the E)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Does this also apply to the iPhone compass?
viscence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The iPhone compass is the NESW type, so the letters point in the appropriate directions.
However, the iPhone compass has its own issues. Mine is routinely off by 20 degrees after I've calibrated it in the standard way, and before calibration it'll point in a random direction. To calibrate, the manual suggests waving the phone in a figure of 8 motion. Personally, I rotate my phone 360 degrees around all axes to give the sensors all possible measurements.
I sound like I'm compass-mad. I'm not, really... this barely ever comes up! :D
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I calibrated it twice that day lol. Maybe I was hallucinating or something in fuckingid day on a bus. Lol. And your enthusiasm with compasses is much appreciated.
funnelweb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not a glitch, just time running backwards for a while around sunset.
East_Clintwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Weird, I actually woke up one morning in 8th grade to the radio (alarm clock) hosts saying "whaddaya know, this morning the sun rose in the west instead of the east." And they proceeded to talk about it for a few more minutes. I'm 99% sure it was a waking dream, but I was convinced for the entire day that the sun did in fact rise in the west.
Ishima ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, that's a good one, you need more upvotes.
imabustya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
if you turn a W on its side it looks oddly like an E.... DERP?
storybook07 ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 04:20:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So this one is all about my brother. First of all, my parents named him Samuel. As in the prophet, the guy who hears God calling his name. There's a story behind this too.
But anyways, on two separate occasions he has had really strange foresight. The first was when my mom's brother died. Nobody in the family knew, but when my brother woke up that morning he said to my mom "Somebody's going to die today." (My little bro is a really quiet kid and doesn't really say weird shit). My mom was thoroughly freaked out, and thought she had a crazy son. Later on, we find out that her brother died.
The second was on 9/11/01. Little bro was 4 at the time and he also woke up that day and he said to my mom, "People are going to die today." Mom was really freaked and started praying for my brother, thinking he was crazy beans. And then 9/11 happens.
These may not be that significant but we all think my bro's a little psychic.
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 08:55:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My Dad's side of my family does this on sort of a regular basis. A couple of years ago, my father insisted that my Mom needed to talk to her brother, and needed to do it NOW. He insisted that Uncle wasn't well, and needed to talk to her. Dad didn't even LIKE my Uncle. So, after a few days of pestering, my Mom had me call. Uncle picked up the phone, but he had literally just walked in the door - having just gotten out of the hospital where he had been exactly the amount of time Dad had started insisting she needed to call, it was exactly 6 days - having had cancer surgery.
My sister, otoh, is known for showing up exactly where she's needed. The oddest example was that for no reason anyone can figure out, she turned around half way on her commute to work, and went back home and arrived just as her husband collapsed from a stroke. He had been asleep when she left, she hadn't left anything at home, she just turned around and went home. She called the ambulance and he recovered, whereas if she hadn't come home, he'd likely have died. If that was one incident, we'd think it was a just a little odd, but all her life, she just randomly arrives just as someone needs her and 90% of the time, she has no explanation as to why she happened by other than a feeling she should stop by. Very odd, but she's learned to listen to whatever the heck is telling her where she needs to be.
This side of the family calls this sort of thing "thinking on people" and considers it a fairly reliable form of communication, which just sounds really really odd to other people, but is just taken as a given among the family.
SgtPepper00 ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 10:02:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a cousin who always happens to show up at my house whenever I order pizza. Your story seems a lot cooler.
batypus ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:23:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...is he a pizza delivery boy?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:07:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This may sound a little strange, but the same thing happens to me with computers. I find myself feeling like I should call a particular customer, and doing so will usually say something like, "Hi, it's CruftRemover here. I just wanted to check that everything was running smoothly." All too often the response comes back something like, "Oh yes we're fi... wait. Sue's computer just died. How did you know that was going to happen?" I... don't really mind, but the effect seems to be becoming more pronounced. In the last 6 months, I have frequently found that the instant I make the decision to fix a particular customer's problem, the issue vanishes and does not recur. They'll often call me mere minutes after I make this decision to inform me that a particular problem is now resolved...
thenakedjuice ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:17:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You may find this interesting.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:49:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have been looking for this ever since I heard about it about it on TV but never caught the name. Thank you!
jb2386 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:15:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So he's 15 now? Does he predict anything any more?
storybook07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He's 14 now, he'll be 15 in June. And nope, he hasn't ever done it again.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:18:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Take him to the White House. He can save us. He can save the world.
netherous ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:05:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure how to tell you this, but your kid brother was a member of Al Qaeda.
storybook07 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:19:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ
NovelDame ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:27:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The most I can tell you is to encourage this. Ask him questions out of the blue, never doubt him and never condemn him for saying "bad" things. He can't help knowing what he knows. It is a gift, and sometimes its really fucking awesome.
kneeonbelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, someone is going to die every day. Every minute, really. But I get what you're saying.
Cenobia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only one that is thinking that these statements are always true?
People die everyday...
sn5484 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wellll technically people die everyday. But the fact that he was so young and these were such significant events is super creepy.
Hellhunter120 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:36:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A month or two ago I woke up and looked out the window. It was a fairly gloomy looking day outside, cloudy but not going to rain. Nothing unusual. It felt like more than that, though. Like the world was colorless. The first thought that came to my head was "Today is a grey day."
I went to school, and while I was sitting in the cafeteria one of my good friends texted me asking where I was. I told her and she showed up a few minutes later, nearly in tears. She had just gotten a text from her mother saying that her grandfather died of his illness.
glassjailer ยท 895 points ยท Posted at 02:47:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can't explain this, and I hardly believe it myself. I've only ever told a couple of people, all of whom refused to believe it could happen.
On two occasions I have breathed underwater with no mechanical assistance. I was about 11 when it first happened. I was swimming one afternoon in the diving well at my gym. The pool is about 14 ft deep, with a fairly small surface area. I've always been a strong and confident swimmer, and love to dive to the bottom of the pool and flip over, open my eyes, and look up at the surface.
So, I dive down, and sitting against the wall I have the overwhelming urge to breathe in. I refuse this thought, disbelieving and scoffing at my brain's sheer strangeness. But the thought comes again, and it is utterly convincing. I can't explain why I decided to breathe in. I just know that I wouldn't ever choose to do that, but in this instance I did. I took the most careful, mincing breath in. I could feel great pressure, but I breathed normally. It was air I breathed and not water. I took 4 full breaths while sitting at the bottom of the pool, and after each breath I became more horrified and agitated. My disbelief was outstanding. I kinda freaked and shot to the surface quick as I could. After I rationalized a bit, I calmed down. My logical mind kept thinking that somehow I'd had a bubble of air caught on my face, for how else could I have breathed like that? But over the years of trying to make sense of it (30 years old now), I recognize that air always finds it's way to the surface expediently. It won't just "catch" around someones face.
I tried to do it again that day, diving and diving, trying to replicate the experience. Got quite a bit of water up my nose before I gave up.
It did happen a second time, same pool, 4 years later. I took 5 breaths, same feeling of overwhelming confidence that it would be ok to breathe. Couldn't explain it the second time either.
Very strange. Glitch... I don't know. No one has ever believed me, but I've only ever mentioned it to a select few. I still can't figure it out. Does anyone have any physics/logic thoughts on this? Has this happened to anyone else?
[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 03:25:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you certain that you are not just remembering a very vivid dream? Nearly all the dreams I have that involve water I can breathe underwater. It happened with the uncertainty almost exactly as you described.
GryphElyse ยท 1021 points ยท Posted at 03:08:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You sure you aren't just remembering a very vivid dream? I've had that dream several times and was convinced that I'd learned how to breathe underwater. It happened almost exactly as you described.
Lsky72 ยท 309 points ยท Posted at 03:36:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I could believe this. I can't swim, not even float. But some days I wake and feel like I can. It's the strangest feeling, its almost like I have memory of myself swimming. On multiple occasions I've stopped and thought, "Wait, can I swim?"
I actually forget if I can or not...
austinette ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 04:11:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My grandmother could not swim. But one day she got drunk, jumped in the pool, perfect freestyle stroke. Could never do it again.
Waterwoo ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:36:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think most animals naturally know how to swim. In any case, it's been proven that humans can. Watch those videos of new born babies, you can let them go underwater and they naturally know to hold their breath and swim.
Adult humans just think too much and don't let instinct take over, so we flop around and drown unless we 'learn' how to swim properly.
Maybe she was drunk enough to fall back to instincts.
ShozOvr ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 06:28:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A guy who went to my highschool and was a strong swimmer died last year when he was in the pool drunk, so that's not it.
MrHall ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:12:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's drunk and then there's comatose..
Nordoisthebest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:15:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Both of these stories are anecdotal.
Waterwoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not saying being drunk automatically makes people know how to swim, just thinking about how this could have happened.
NinthNova ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:12:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you first do something in an inebriated state, it's entirely possible you can do it by returning to that state. If you learn to, lets say do the alphabet backwards, juggle, etc. while your high, you may be able to do it again while under similar conditions.
AllensArmy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:49:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or if you need to find your way back to an international beer drinking competition.
austinette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I suspect this is more true of being high than drunk, but yeah, same principle. Except my grandma got drunk LOTS more times than that and still couldn't swim again.
Nordoisthebest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:15:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's probably the perfect example of anecdotal evidence I'ver ever heard.
austinette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know that it's evidence of much, only an anecdote. ;-)
nixcamic ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 04:46:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, you should learn to swim. Not knowing how to swim is like saying "Oh, I don't know how to breathe on 2/3s of the planet, its ok though."
Lsky72 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:47:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wat
nixcamic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:05:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, you wouldn't last more than 10 seconds on about 70% of the earths surface. The majority of this planet is covered in water, being able to swim is a nifty skill to pick up; if you have enough money to be on reddit, you have enough money to take swimming lessons.
Pyromaniac605 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:21:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This.
Not only for the survival aspect, but swimming is a pretty damn good feeling the first few times you do it.
nixcamic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:56 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not just the first few times, if you're doing work with your back and lifting stuff/bending over nothing feels better than jumping in water after, your back feels completely refreshed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
... Exactly how much are you paying to be on Reddit?
nixcamic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:29 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well number one I have to live somewhere with electricity/internet, so that bumps me up a few notches on the global-money-having scale right there. I need a computer, and I need to pay the power bill and for internet, or enough to go to an internet cafe.
Also, I probably need decent English skills, and if I have decent English skills I either A: live in a relatively wealthy country or B: Live somewhere where having decent English skills gives me the ability to get a good enough job to afford swimming lessons.
And I have plenty of free time, because I'm on reddit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:28 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Living in a wealthy country doesn't automatically make you wealthy, or make lessons cheap. Sure that it means that you probably have more of a chance to become wealthy than someone in a third world country, but when you said: ".... you have enough money to take swimming lessons", you already assumed that the money is there, not that there is a chance to earn it. Nobody is getting a second job in order to afford swimming lessons.
Most of us who have a job need their little hard-earned money for more essential things than swimming lessons. What you said was basically: "Don't pay your bills for a while and you can afford swimming lessons!" Iii don't think so.
There are so many assumptions in your comment, and you seem to think things are either black or white, which they aren't.
nixcamic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:09 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't mean 100% here, but the odds are fairly high. Say 99% chance of swimming lessons being within his reach? Only a Sith deals in absolutes. It's not like they're expensive, and if they are, unless you live in the middle of the freaking desert I'm sure you can find a pool or lake or something that you could teach yourself to swim in.
Doctor731 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or you know... go to any body of water and work out how to do it at least well enough to survive in about 10 minutes time.
Although I do agree lessons are worth the time and money.
nixcamic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:01 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Even beyond that, they seem to be a native English speaker. Find me an English speaking country where you can't get free swimming lessons.
Dentarthurdent42 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's considerably easier to swim in the ocean, though; it being saltwater. I find it easier, anyway. Still, if someone has no clue how to even stay afloat, they'd probably drown.
Chronophilia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The ocean is more buoyant, but you get salt in your eyes. It's a trade-off.
nixcamic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:27 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I see you've never been to the pacific.
Dentarthurdent42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:30 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't think about that. Currents and waves can make it very difficult to swim. I've been in the Atlantic, but it was always quite calm.
IsThisWittyEnough ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:01:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is also one benefit of lucid dreaming you can practice things for hours in the dream world and have progress in the real world.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:01:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes. I have had this feeling before. But it was with climbing trees when I was little. I had this overwhelming confidence that I could jump a great distance from branch to branch and not be injured, it felt like I had done it before. Perhaps it is an ancestral memory (Is that even possible? Too much Assassins Creed?) but the feeling was so powerful. I never did try it, mostly because of the dangers, I was high up and the branches weren't very thick, but the urge was insanely strong. I sometimes wonder if I could have done it or not.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:22:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you did do it, you would've made the jump. I'm 100% sure of it.
But since you didn't, you're screwed for the rest of your life.
ekbrf4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
part of our collective memory
Spirckle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I tried this when I was 12. I was only 12 feet off the ground. The branch I was jumping to was pretty substantiall and besides, i was bet $5 that i couldnt do it. What could go wrong? A slight concussion as I hit the ground, threw up everywhere and a sick day off from school. Ahhh, that was the life.
fruitbat_anne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had an urge to jump from a really tall water-slide at a water park to a tree down below once when I was about 14. Not in a suicidal manner, I was just convinced I could jump down (about 50 feet or so) and grab a tree branch and be fine. Had to hold the handrails really tightly to keep myself from jumping, my logical mind talked me out of it.
loose-dendrite ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:11:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Newborns can swim. Maybe you are remembering the womb?
theman838 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:25:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have remembered flying and "super jumping" and believed it for a time due to vivid dreams.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same for me. It's really frustraiting to be and adult that can't swim, so I dream a lot that I enter into the water and learn to swim thinking "oh, that was easy"
Doctor731 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's because it is. How have you never been in water at least waist high? Because barring never having been in high enough water I just don't understand what people mean all you have to do is float on your stomach or back and kick.
imabustya ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
pretty sure swimming is an innate human trait and everyone who says they cant swim is just horrified of the experience and really can swim
prostidude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger, I had a very realistic dream where I could swim and another where I could do the splits. Upon waking I convinced myself and my friends that I could do the splits, but I could not. And convinced I could swim, I jumped into the deep end and almost drowned.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, I know what you mean. Up until a few weeks ago, I though my Aunt and Uncle got a divorce. Turns out it was just an extremely persuasive, clear dream. I was so confused when I saw them together, haha.
rhoadhoused ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same thing for me only with riding a bike. My parents tried to teach me as a kid and apparently I couldn't learn how. Probably had to do with refusing to keep trying for fear of failure. Anyway, I never learned or even tried past age 8. However, I often have dreams where I am mountain biking really fast and racing around thinking about how easy it is to ride a bike.
MikeTheInfidel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:51:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes I dream that I've figured out the secret to telekinesis, and it's really, really easy. I wake up very disappointed.
counters14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:55:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was shuffling a brand new deck of cards earlier this evening and had this overwhelming memory that I used to be able to cut a deck in half and fan shuffle them perfectly in the air.
I've never been able to do that. I've had the same memory show up before and even mentioned it to my brother, he said he has never seen me do it and expressed his doubts about me being able to, yet there is no doubt this memory is as vivid as any other in my mind.
GSpotAssassin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone should be able to swim. The planet is covered mostly with water for chrissakes. Besides, it's awesome fun.
alienzx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have that problem with flying....
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:43:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 4 I was in a pool in Fiji and my older brother liked to pretend to drown me, so I was under the water at the treasure island resort pool and he tries to drown me, I brothe about half a lung full of water in and I don't know how to describe it but it felt kind of pleasurable. Then I coughed and spluttered it up and that was that. But I meant to say, it felt like I had brothen the water.
olympicbound182 ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 03:51:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
brothen?
EdgarAllenNope ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:36:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I literally spent 20 seconds laughing at that.
Takasheen ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 04:14:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
breatheded
kgilr7 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:50:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As a linguist, I have to say that "brothe" and "brothen" is an cool error.
Plumerian ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:46:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
an cool error!
kgilr7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha, did I write that? Don't worry, I said "boughten" last month, and recently had to think of how to pronounce the past tense of "sew". The morphology class last semester ruined my last bit of grammatical judgement.
jesus_____christ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Brรถthen is a municipality in the district of Lauenburg, in Schleswig-Holstein, Germany.
herpderpherpderp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know - the guy who married Barbra Streisand
rm5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
because it was his brother
SandySin ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:28:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like how your comment and PirateBushy's comment is almost identical. Does this count as a glitch?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:43:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's those crazy cyborgs trying to convince us that this is real life.
PseudoChemist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:27:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, Aquaman
MrTurkle ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:42:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same here man. Exactly what he just described.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have had recurring, vivid dreams in which I can perform autofellatio. Wait, why did I feel compelled to share this?
LadyEru ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:15:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had this dream once or twice (lots of dreams when I was drowning, too) but I had a "glitch" like this when I was about 6. We had a pool at my house, and i was showing my aunt (who was floating in a rather sizeable pool tube) how I could swim underwater now. I dive under her, then get about halfway, and realize i'm not quite as good as I thought I was. Upon trying to reach the surface, the tube (and my aunt's backside) prevented me. I opened my eyes, looked around in the burning chlorinated water, and just then, my lungs gave out. I breathed out violently, and breathed in just as violently. I remember it was LOUD to breathe. But in that moment, with my first lungful of air, I felt satiated, like I was revitalized with oxygen. I looked around under the water, the sunlight on the surface actually looked beautiful rather than terrifying, like it had a moment before. Calmed now, I rose to the surface, and worked on replacing the water in my lungs with the proper air for a few minutes.
whoizz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:21:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to say the same thing. I've had this dream before. Also, I'm about 90% sure that 90% of these are people remembering their dreams as reality.
Curly92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:28:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That happened to me all the time as a kid, for a while when I was really young, like 3-4 I think I actually thought I could breathe underwater. Then I started realizing it was the dreams. But they still feel so real, about 15 years later.
realog173 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:52:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had that exact dream as well. It was a crazy moment.
Spo8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:16:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had several dreams that sound identical to OP's. Very visceral memories with the distinct urge to breathe. Finally, I give in and prepare to drown, only to find that I can breathe easily.
They always feel more "concrete" than my other dreams, so I can see getting them confused with reality.
ThirstyWork ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:26:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had this as a dream also. Very real and I can still remember that feeling well.
larwk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:50:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Came here thinking the same. I think I've had a few underwater breathing dreams, but they never seemed spectacular enough for me to remember. Although there have been two times in my life where I've dreamed that I could fly/levitate. The first time was when I was probably 4-6 years old. For some reason it stuck in my head for a while that I could once but I just couldn't figure out how again, took a long time to realize it was just a dream. Probably about a month ago I had a dream that first started out riding some sort of levitating jetski thing (think about the star wars chase scene through the forest). I forget how, but then I'm just flying on my own. Through trees around the lake I go fishing at, over the water, and eventually find a large zoo. There are electric fences up to keep lions and shit in, and I get close because it's a zoo and that's what you do, but then they start to figure out how to get out. I "NOPE" and fly the fuck out of there and something else that I've now forget and then I woke up.
I also had a semi flying car once. One day I was ridiculously tired and exhausted and was taking naps. At the same time it was on a weekend so I was kind of looking for something to do. I had texted an old ex gf seeing if she wanted to hang out and fuck around and go on an adventure. The idea I had was more or less just driving around without any idea where we were and talking and shit, since I don't know of any "normal" things to do. Anyway I passed back out and had a dream that was more or less a cross between the Gorillaz 19-2000 video but with half life 2 graphics. Driving on highways in the sky, eventually going into a huge and crazy underground parking garage.
I've had quite a few vivid dreams I can recall with decent detail, from as far back as 5 or 6 years old.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:51:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I did that as a kid with flying. False memories can be as strong as real ones.
Themiffins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had a similar dream except I was a kid and at the community pool. I accepted my new found gift and mocked the other kids with my aquatic abilities.
The creepy thing is, I've feel like I'm actually swimming and breathing underwater. Like you know when you get a pressure on your chest when you go in the deep end, I felt that as I was breathing.
I've even had a dream where I've committed suicide by jumping off a sky scraper in New York, it was quite the experience.
TheMeansofProduction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
woah woah woah.
Now you need to tell us how that suicide dream went down.
Themiffins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:47:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I dreamt I was some guy in top of a sky scraper, it was early morning, maybe around 8 or 9 in the morning. The sun was up and shining dimly like it does every morning. I stepped to the edge and looked down at the street. I remember seeing lots of cars and people walking around.
I could hear cars and usual city noises, but the wind stood out the most. It was fairly strong and cold. Next thing I know I step off the ledge and I start falling.
Normally in dreams like this I would wake up, but I didn't. I hit the ground with a pretty hard thump. At the exact moment I hit the ground I could feel bones break, most namely my collar bone, but I didn't feel any pain. I could feel blood draining from me and pooling. I knew I was dead but still conscious and I was looking around.
I remember I could tell each person in the crowed apart. They were around me but kept their distance, some people screamed, some even threw up, but they all looked different.
I think was around 10-20 minutes before police and paramedics showed up. I watched as the police closed off the area, directed traffic and did their routine on me. Next thing I know is the paramedics putting me in a black body bag. They strap me to the gurney and load me in the ambulance. I can't see anything but I listen to the two paramedics talk in the back. They talk like two guys in meeting a bar, just normal small talk, like my death is nothing for them.
I get to the hospital and they bring me out and take me to the autopsy room. I remember someone digging out the wallet I had in one of my pockets and seeing who I was, I couldn't hear what he said. Everything after that is kind of blurry. I remember them doing an autopsy on me and then putting me in those body freezers. I woke up after that.
Shen4891 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once dreamed someone had shot the president and believed it happened for a few days. I was young, so presidential assassinations were the least of my worries.
zoomzoom83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Same here - I have a very regular reoccurring dream where I can breathe underwater.
I think it's my version of the 'flying' dream (Which I've never had)
xgoddess210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. Exact same dream! It's one of my favorites. I feel like I could breathe underwater just reading his description.
blues_clues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I agree, I've had a few dreams where I've breathed under water and even just now thinking back and remembering them I'm like wait holy shit I DID breath underwater! They were extremely vivid.
dazednotconfused ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've also had the same dreams. Usually only when I was younger. I think around 13 was the last time. I actually believed I could do it. Never told anyone tho.
joaopf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Started reading his comment and the first thing on my mind was "I dream with this once a week"
CheekyMunky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. Whole time I was reading that I was thinking "wow, I've had that dream before." It was plenty vivid enough that I could see myself mistaking it for a memory a little while later, especially if I was a kid at the time and easily confused.
damien5314 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is the case with most of the stories in this thread, honestly. I've had dreams where I wake up convinced the events actually happened, but then halfway through the day I reflect and realize it was just a dream.
Tomble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same exact thing here, it was kind of breathing through a thin gap in my lips and I remember so clearly the feeling of air bubbling through into my mouth. I couldn't breathe fast but I could do it reliably. Took me ages to work out it had been a dream.
Jesusilovecheeses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. In the dream, I kept thinking how important it was not to breathe too quickly or my mouth wouldn't be able to separate the air out.
glassjailer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am absolutely sure that it happened. I don't believe I was dreaming because it happened twice. I remember that first experience so clearly. The day it happened I didn't do anything else that was at all dream like, such as odd happenings, strange colors, people etc. I will swear that I believed it to be reality.
flyguysd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking the same thing since that happened to me too.
mattopie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have also had this dream on multiple occasions, but for the sake of believing the unbelievable, I will assume glassjailer had some weird shit go down in the pool.
spdqbr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now that you mention it... I think I have had flying dreams in the past that had me convinced I could actually fly. The rational part of me was always staunchly against the notion, but from time to time the feeling would well up. For example, if something was on a high shelf I would catch myself thinking "I wish I could remember how to fly. It used to be so easy, I could just grab that-wait what the hell?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to have that exact dream all the time.
abnormalsyndrome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. Exactly as described, including disbelief.
SlanskyRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What if all of these sensory water-breathing dreams are flashbacks to being in the womb?
I've had the same thing and it took me years to convince myself it had never happened.
glassuser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same for me. Just breathe in slowly, through your nose, but you have to hold still.
Picklwarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And the fact that it happened almost exactly the same way twice, and unexpectedly, really backs up this theory
Iwantapikachu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've also had these dreams, as well as one's that I'd learned to hover. They are VERY convincing.
DragonHunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck. I've had these dreams most of my life. They are the most vivid dreams I have, and I always wake up thinking it was real. The first was when I was about 10 years old, which is over 30 years ago. I can breathe under water; I'm sure of it.
cultured_banana_slug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. I've had underwater breathing dreams too. I used to hold my breath in dreams when underwater and I'd wake up gasping. The realization that dream water and real water are different was one of the steps in my becoming able to lucid dream. And it's damned realistic too. I could honestly see someone confusing the two states. The brain is really good at simulating reality.
I have a weird body composition that allows me, with relative ease, to achieve neutral buoyancy (funnily enough this is easier for me than floating on the surface). As a kid I'd see how long I could "hover" halfway between the bottom of the pool and the surface. This lead to a lot of my water dreams involving me floating in that zone. Because I'd try to relax so I didn't sink completely (happens a lot too) I'd reach the point where I was almost panicking for air. In my dreams I'd panic and realize that, hey, this is a dream, I can breathe in water!
So yeah. Likely dreams. Memories from childhood are especially prone to contamination. I've heard of kids remembering events as happening to them that actually happened to their siblings. Somehow, through retellings and skewed memories, they adopted the memories as their own, and honestly thought the events happened to them.
MrMathamagician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:37:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yea this can happen with sleep apnia. You're sleeping and your start holding your breath, so you brain pictures you underwater to rationalize why you're holding your breath.
I've had dreams like this because I'll hold my breath at night sometimes until I have to breath and then I usually wake up because I realize I'm dreaming.
To prove it's not a dream do you remember when exactly it happened? Where did you go afterwards? Who did you talk to afterwards?
unohoo09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember having dreams where I was swimming in relatively deep water, and I run out of air, and when I try to breath, I can, but it's a bit difficult.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:28:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I used to have very vivid dreams about being under water breathing. It would just start where I was under water to the point where you couldnt see the surface, nor the bottom. You could only tell the difference by the shade of blue. Freaking out that I would drown, I convince myself I can breathe, and when I do I would feel the rushing cold water go into my lungs, and then back out. I would then know i could breath and just start swimming.
Used to do it with flying too. Would be running, then jumping long distance, then if i concentrated I could fly.
The dreams were so vivid that while they were happening I would swear it was real, and upon remembering the dream later the next day/week, would almost swear it happened.
They say that both of those types of dreams mean that you are fully confident that you have complete control over your life at the time.
I was 17 then - 29 now, and havent had them since. Shits been chaotic in life since then too.
rm5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I dream I can fly by swimming in air (more when I was younger), and it's so fucking real I still feel like I just about could. They seem like real memories rather than dreams. (I'm pretty sure they're dreams!)
animeari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:39:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've also had this exact dream a couple of times.
helm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:23:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not as supernatural, but I had a period when I regularly dreamed that I'd forget to put on my pants before going to school. The dreams were very convincing (especially emotionally, the embarrassment), so after a while I almost convinced myself it really had happened.
Now I've learned that the "no pants" dream is quite common.
sick_flip_bro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:56:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ive also had this EXACT dream on multiple occasions. Look around, go down, lay on bottom, open eyes, breathe.
LakesideHerbology ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's a reoccurring situation in my dreams. I'm able to breathe underwater, but I seem to forget, at first, every time.
Falcon555123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had dreams where I've breathed underwater, they felt so real. I also love looking at the surface of the water from the bottom of the pool, it's mesmerizing.
cranialmeltdown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ditto. They've even been so vivid that in real life (I lap swim a lot) I've had to re-convince myself that it's not okay to take breaths without coming up first.
ShipTheBreadToFred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was a competitive diver and I used to have constant dreams where I could do the exact same thing. So much to the point that in real life I was convinced maybe It was real.
TLDR; they were very believable dreams
devrelm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had the exact same dream as well. When I was younger, my family used to get a family pass to the local public pool and we would go 2 or 3 times a week over the summer. I had a dream very similar to what glassjailer described, though I didn't remember it fully when I awoke. That day when we went to the pool I went underwater, had a sense of deja-vu, and thought to myself "what am I doing holding my breath like a chump, you can breath you idiot." I then took a sheepish breath in through my nose, and simultaneously remembered the dream. Stood up in the pool, coughed up some water, and realized that I really was an idiot.
Arabtroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:57 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck that happened to me to! O.O
aSonOfPrivilege ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:18 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to say the same thing.. I've had dreams like this, too. Not recently, but I was convinced that I could breathe underwater for years.
sprocket86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I often have dreams where I can breath underwater, but it's more like I'm trying to get to the surface, and I can't make it. So I breath in as a reflex, and I just kinda breath normally. Maybe because I can't really imagine breathing in water, idk tl;dr However, I have had some instances IRL where it felt like I took a breath underwater, but it was probably just some trick. It certainly wasn't 4 or 5 breaths. that's weird.
MarvinHubert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had the same dream too. I thought I could breath underwater because the dream was so vivid that it had to be real. Wasn't until I was in my pool about to take a breath that I realized how impossible it was.
xRyNo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I too have had this dream.
McGravin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you happen to lose a hand to Black Manta and replace it with a harpoon?
[deleted] ยท 357 points ยท Posted at 03:12:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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Fig_tree ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 03:56:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. I finally realized its because I actually am breathing, in my bed.
The idea of being underwater is immediately accompanied by the knowledge that breathing would be a bad idea. Since you're unable to control your involuntary sleep-breathing, the conflict automatically changes my dream. Suddenly I'm very aware that I can breath underwater, and that becomes the focus of the dream.
ragamufin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
boom, you sir are a genius
Erpp8 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:42:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's very likely, because, no matter the circumstances, you always feel like you can breath when your sleeping.
sonichorse ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:24:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Unless you have sleep apnea.
shillbert ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:30:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same thing when you plug your nose in the dream. You can always magically breathe through it still. This is a common technique for reality testing for lucid dreams.
dbeta ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:06:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I love it when reality crashes into dreams. A couple of nights ago I had a dream where I had a pen that just wouldn't stop squeaking. I was getting really pissed that the pen just kept squeaking, even after disassembling it. Eventually I woke up realizing it was my alarm clock. My alarm clock has also been a squawking bird, a noisy car, and probably a million other things I don't remember.
Just remembering that damn pen makes me agitated. And that damn bird. My god, I think I killed it like 5 different ways in my dream and it was still squawking.
Erpp8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:19:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I learned that technique, and started doing it every five minutes, but still no lucid dreams.
_AlphaOmega ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Makes sense it being a dream, maybe while you're dreaming about being under water and it feels so real you subconsciously start holding your breath. Then the overwhelming urge to try to breath is real and your body realizing it needs to breath.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yup, I've had this dream a number of times also.
Petra-Arkanian ยท 420 points ยท Posted at 03:39:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Gillyweed is the only explanation.
Hicksapotamis ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:45:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Either that or her turned his upper body into a sharks upper half
TheRedGerund ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:29:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
No no, gillyweed turns you in to an amphibian. the appropriate one would probably the one fleur uses since that creates a bubble around your head.
EDIT: to remove lack of science
beeblebroxh2g2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:49:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reptiles don't have gills.
moyerr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:23:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Gillyweed is a helluva drug.
beeblebroxh2g2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:49:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your ass is draggin! Your ass is Dragon!
EyesfurtherUp ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:47:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
?
[deleted] ยท 1095 points ยท Posted at 03:21:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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emohipster ยท 461 points ยท Posted at 04:11:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what if we can breathe in space
and they just don't want us to escape
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:21:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Treners ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:59:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd imagine that's where he got the reference. Either way upvotes for an awesome band.
emohipster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:02:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly ;)
Theesskater ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:32:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Originally from this
ShinyJaker ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:22:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Technically, since that's a remix, it's originally from this
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that would explain a lot
matt40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Enter shikari?
emohipster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:04:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
no, the beatles ft. metallica
Tannerlicious ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 04:22:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Scuba industry" had me loling.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:50:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Those bastards!
murphylaw ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:15:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We should've known those tanks contained pure evil!
d-scan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:00:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Great, now there will be an outbreak of drowning deaths, all of which are Redditors trying to breathe underwater.
Themiffins ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:59:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not to be a downer, but there is a video of a diver who was diving alone with a video camera, and suffered narcosis underwater. He literally filmed himself drowning.
The video is somewhere on live-leak, it doesn't show him but you can hear him and see him struggling when he hits the ocean floor and gets stuck in sand.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:14:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, he was totally serious that people can't drown.
Themiffins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
People only drown in real life!
DashRunner92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:46:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is it
TroutM4n ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:44:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably my favorite use of this meme ever.
nbenzi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
sounds totally plausible. I'll go try it out now and report back in a couple of minutes.
NorthernSkeptic ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:11:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is quite good.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:26:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
hahahahaha!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:49:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant. ^
inferno719 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:44:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As someone that's tried to breathe underwater when he was a stupid kid, I can attest that this is no conspiracy, Keanu =)
ListenHear ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I dont understand why people downvote shit like this. COME ON!
Smarmo ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 03:50:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a similar experience when I was about 16 swimming in a hotel pool in Bali. I'm also a strong/confident swimmer and am actually now an amateur freediver/spearfisherman. My experience was different - I was under water for what felt like a significant amount of time (maybe 3-4 minutes), yet I had absolutely no urge to breathe. I felt fine. My previous attempts at holding my breath whilst relaxing in a spa got me to maybe 2 minutes tops. Here I was at 3-4 minutes, not even trying, and I felt as fresh and full of oxygen as I would whilst breathing normally.
Anyway after swimming around on the bottom for a while, I got concerned that my brain might be playing tricks on me and I might drown, so I swam to the surface for a breath. I reckon total time underwater must've been at least 5-6 minutes, and not once during the entire time did I have an urge to breathe. Haven't been able to replicate the experience since.
Edicedi ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:26:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had very vivid dreams where I could do this. At one point I went swimming and thought I could do it, but had to remind myself that I was awake.
Drake903 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:50:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You are the son of Poseidon.
origamilover ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:24:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, I have memories of that happening to me too, but I've always thought that I must've dreamt it or something.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I remember breathing underwater as well, and that it wasn't a dream. Who knows?
GroovyBoomstick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:00:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I have had vivid memories of it too, but I am pretty certain they were dreams.
farnswiggle ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:49:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everyones asking if you're just mis-remembering a dream but I swear to god this has happened to my on multiple occaisions. We had a pool in our backyard for about 15 years and I this happened at least three times between the ages of 6 and maybe 15. Each time I was stunned afterwards but it felt like I took a clear, large breath while underwater and just continued swimming.
glassjailer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:06:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you! I can understand folks being very very skeptical, but I wasn't dreaming. I remember more than I wrote in the post. The feel of the water, which bathing suit I was wearing, how long I'd been at the pool before it happened. This was very firmly in "waking life/reality" memory bank territory. I'm fascinated by all the others who've said they too had experiences like this. I'm glad I'm not crazy or just "off the deep end".
Very strange... :)
teslasaurus ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:44:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm rather curious about this as well. Try AskScience or AskReddit, maybe?
zoba ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:57:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude! I did this once too! I was swimming to the bottom of the pool to get a penny and I just didn't have enough air to get all the way there...so, I breathed in water and it worked. I was ecstatic. I was running around like crazy and told my mom and everything.
Rheanne ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:54:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I swear I've done this, and looking at the comments here, a few other people have too. They need to fix this glitch in the matrix. Actually on second thought, maybe they should just leave it...
BroadSideOfABarn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:47:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This normally only affects people in much deeper water, but that sounds like you narc'd out.
Nitrogen Narcosis (and other narcosis) occur sometimes at shallow depths but are far more likely at the 100ft mark. It is very much a similar feeling to being on Morphine, though most divers explain it as being drunk. Most sufferers are unaware that they are narc'd until they do something dumb deep down. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrogen_narcosis
I have experienced this myself. I was convinced that my regulator (breather thing in your mouth) was malfunctioning at 100ft below the surface. My hands kept trying to pull it from my mouth and breathe the seawater. I was convinced I would die if I didn't. Somehow there was a tiny little message in the back of my mind saying "this is not right, you are making a mistake"
I battled this for 5 or 6 breaths before I realised I was in big trouble and started to surface. The surface had never looked so far away as it did that that point.
I now do not dive below 90ft.
SalemWolf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:47:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream like that, vivid enough I can still remember it quite clearly and, unlike the majority of my dreams, this was a first person view. I had sunk to the bottom of a pool and was able to breathe normally without any sort of apparatus or any aid. Then of course, I answered the telephone cause, you know, fuck logic.
ProstheticBabe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:49:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How big of breaths? Do you think you could have been taking small breaths of air already trapped in your esophagus or maybe breathing the air you already have in your lungs deeper. Your brain was probably playing tricks on you because it was filled with adrenaline or endorphins. This is a neat story too
glassjailer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hadn't been down for long, maybe 48 -60 sec, I wasn't desperate for air or feeling anything but calm. I took slow, FULL breaths. They were not shallow. My mouth wasn't pointed down to catch the air in my mouth. I didn't breathe in water, not at all. I didn't choke. Just breathed very carefully, but fairly normal. I don't remember bubbles escaping my mouth on the exhale though.
ShallowBasketcase ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:54:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're a mermaid/merman.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:36:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We had a boy in our swimming class (mandatory at that school) do something similar. He said he can breathe under water and we dared him to prove it. So he continuously swam from one end of the pool to the other for a good five minutes until the teacher decided to get him out because he feared he might be drowning.
Once he came back up he wasn't even out of breath.
iaminfamy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:21:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
While I didn't breathe water... I had a similar bout of confidence once in my life.
I was probably 4 or 5. I was in the living room, alone, playing the original Legend of Zelda. I was dicking around with the candle (the one that shot fire to burn bushes) trying to find secret areas.
My mom calls me from the other room. So I pause and head over there.
I'm running... When suddenly I'm overcome with this dire need to expel energy. It was just a tick in my mind that said "DO SOMETHING!". At that point... my mind told me that whatever I wanted to do... would be possible. I can't explain it. I KNEW that no matter what I tried... it would happen. So I decide to jump in the air and thrust my hands out, think make-shit hadoken WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY before Street Fighter, to replicate Link's candle-fire.
Fire. A small ball of fire came out of my hands. It was kind of ethereal and went about 5 or 6 inches away from my palms then vanished. The walls in the hallway lit a bit with an orange light, then poof. Gone.
I stopped dead in my tracks and just stood there. I was baffled. IT ACTUALLY WORKED!
My mother comes out moments later, calling my name again. Stops mid name call and says "Why do I smell smoke?"
I've tried quite often to replicate this. No avail. =[
This is the first time I've ever told this story.
agent229 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like it has happened to me. I was really young so who knows what my memory has jumbled up... but I have been swimming toward the surface but not quite there and taken a breath.
katacarbix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure it wasn't just a dream? I get dreams exactly like this every once in a while.
Purpleprinter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had that exact same feeling. I was completely certain that I could breathe and be perfectly fine. Unfortunately, something distracted me and I didn't get the chance to try.
Trashcanman33 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:05:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You had to be swallowing the water, not breathing it. 5 breaths of water into your lungs, where did it go, you mention nothing about horrible coughing to expel it, my guess is you were just young and swallowed some water thinking you were breathing it.
gosuprobe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No one believed you because what you are describing, as it happened to you, has not and could not actually happen.
daybreaker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:43:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I believe you. I'm pretty sure I was able to do this once when I was 11 or so. I remember being under water, and taking several quick, short breaths, almost like I was sipping the water, but I was able to stay under for a long time without any discomfort.
DrFunkdubious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, I can't believe this has happened to someone else. I always look back on this happening as a kid and thinking that it must have been a dream. I'm not convinced that it really happened to me, but I wanted you to know that I've had the same sensation. The reason I'm so skeptical is that since then I had a lucid dream and, as a reality check, I plugged my nose in the dream and could still breath. That said, the underwater breathing was the weirdest sensation. I remember the pressure, but I also remember breathing really deeply and the coolness of the water. Weird...
Rolask ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I understand your feeling, I have a very strong memory that this happened to me when I was about 10 years old, and to this day, I still can't explain what really happened. And it really felt like it was air I was breathing in...
glschoen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:23:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your story made me remember several dreams I've had now where in swimming with my eyes wide open in bright blue water and run out of breathe. So I breathe in several times and it is pure air. I'm always skeptical of that first breath, but I do it anyway. It makes me feel like this is how I will die.
r0bVious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:23:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Much like your story, I extremely vividly recall being able to fly/float down my parents stairs. Like I just... Knew... It was going to be okay if I launched myself down head first.
My rational self knows it was a dream or something akin. But I swear, it's in a "real life, awake" memory bank, not in a "dream I had" bank.
apaniyam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The body can use the diaphragm to "breathe" into the stomach. I have been close to drowning before. Essentially, my body saved me by "breathing" into my stomach rather than having gasping me take the air into my lungs. First time it happened I'd just come off my sabot at speed, and after making it back to the boat spent a good 20 minutes puking up sea water. My father (ex navy medic) explained that this could be an option (something he'd seen with divers).
So it is possible, with cleaner water, and a relatively empty stomach, that you were sucking this water into your stomach and spitting it back up, but because of the muscle groups felt the same, you thought you were breathing.
zBriGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got chills reading that.
apaniyam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Most people just tell me to shut up whilst they are eating.
Chief_Short_A_Penny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:33:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
reading your story reminds me of how sonic breathed under water
hakureiken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:52:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This has happened to me as well. A little background; I have always hated water, I remember quite a bit from my childhood-- when I was 28 months old, my dad tried to drown me in the bathtub. I remember the night, but not the experience, but I remember being in the water, looking up at him, being able to breathe perfectly fine. The rest of the night had several other odd occurrences about it as well.
My dad has admitted this to me, although it was 17 years later. I don't think he thinks I remember. He apologized, I had already moved on.
Throughout the rest of my life, my mother had consistently put me in swimming lessons, and we constantly lived around the pool. I never actually liked being in the water-- I felt like I was forced to be there. When I was 5, we were at our local Rec Center-- I would get into the water up until about my chest, and then alter my buoyancy in order to move /like/ a wave with the water. I accidentally moved too far into a sudden depth increase, but ended up staying underwater because I had gasped from lack of footing just before. It felt like I could breathe, with my feet planted firmly on the bottom of the pool.
The next time happened when I was 11. I was living in a condominium type place with a community pool. My mom, again, was fairly persistent about hanging out around water (summers here around 100, not really surprising). I was fairly familiar with all of the people who used the pool. During this period of time I had been experimenting with how long I could keep my eyes open underwater.
During one of these experiments, someone I had never seen before was bouncing in the water-- jumping from the bottom of the pool to the top, but would never break the surface. This person was going back and forth, in 9 feet of water, without breaking the surface... It was one of the strangest things I have ever seen. While watching him, the sensation occurred again-- I sat underwater watching for several minutes, it felt as if there would never be any need to return to the surface; I was sitting Indian style underwater.
Those are just three examples from when I was incredibly young. During travels to different oceans, scouting accidents, Lake Powell . . . well, it has happened several other times o.o.
Specialis_Sapientia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:36:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We live in a statistical and probabilistic reality, while what you did defies the rule-set (physics), it is allowed to happen when the integrity of the system is not in question. When there is plausible deniability, events can happen that would otherwise not.
The purpose of these "paranormal" events, is to open the eyes of the individual to the larger reality. To say "There is more to reality than you believe".
cylon37 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:27:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think this is air you are breathing?
neurohero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:41:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When you got to the surface, did you cough up any water? Or was there just air in your lungs?
LeeHyori ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:43:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you were swimming in a pool of a perfluorocarbon.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_breathing
PurpleSfinx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So, what happened to the water in your lungs when you went back into air? Did you cough it all up? If you did, I'll say there's a chance your body didn't realize you were drowning for some reason, like you have some genetic problem or something, and you just weren't under for long enough to pass out.
Much more likely though, I think you were just dreaming. It's a pretty common dream, I've had it, and it doesn't feel like you're breathing water, just like air, but you're still swimming. Sorry to burst your bubble (heh).
brazilliandanny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This if he was "breathing under water" there would be water in his lungs when he got to the surface.
blizzardf150 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:44:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HOLY SHIT. This happened to me. I cannot believe somebody else has had this happen to them. This happened to me when I was a very poor swimmer at about the age of... 7 maybe? anyway, I was swimming at my neighbors pool and just hung out at the bottom for a good 2-3 minutes and my mother took me out thinking I was drowning. Subconsciously i blame my mother for preventing me from living my life as a merman.
mattyramus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:26:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely a false memory/memories
kmoz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have felt the exact same thing before. Like, you just told the exact feelings i felt then. Also took several breaths underwater. So long ago though.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had a dream about this once, it was so vivid i question reality at times. I've always loved swimming, I'm a faster swimmer than my Best friend (I play Skyrim, He's Varsity Football). This dream probably happened last year, probably November.
It starts out with me swimming at my pool, a bunch of my friends and cousins are with me too. I start to swim towards the bottom of my pool, and once i"m there, i instinctively breath in through my nose. If you slightly cover your nostrils, this adds the same effect. It was so real, i could feel the water in my hair, everything was muffled like when you are underwater, it makes me wonder at times if i could ever recreate this event.
TL;DR I had a dream of breathing underwater and now question reality itself...
Cutsman4057 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i have had this as a dream SOOO many times.
MrZythum42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happened to me once for 1 breath
Woot45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I also have memories of breathing underwater several times, which I now realize were dreams.
BaconCarnage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this has happened to me as well when I was very young. my friends and i used to all gather at the ladder and see who could stay under the longest. When I learned about how water has oxygen in it, it made me want to see if it was at all possible to breath in water. I couldnt always do it though, only on a couple occasions.
nailz1000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had dreams exactly like this, except I could breathe in the bath tub, not a pool.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This used to happen to me as a kid. I've reached the conclusion that I did not breathe in, but my mind was convinced I did. I've managed to replicate the exact feeling of breathing underwater when I'm older, without actually breathing. That "great pressure" is exactly how I would explain it.
IROK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Woah. I swear this has happened to me before. Twice as well. Both were within a couple of years from each other because both events happened when I had this small inflatable pool. My experience wasn't as grand as yours. I would just be chilling there and put my face down into the water sometimes. Once I just breathed in. I could feel the water in my mouth, but suddenly my lungs felt refreshed as if i had taken other breath. Never could explain it.
HarryMuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You are obviously Percy Jackson.
emtilt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You can breathe in and out into your mouth. Your mouth is typically full of air when you go down; if you don't take a huge breath, you can breathe that in. Doing it repeatedly (circulating air in and out of your mouth/lungs) will let you stay under longer because you'll get a bit of extra oxygen. I used to use this trick when I was younger; most people never figure out that they can do it.
Your failure to repeat it is probably just due to habit when you hold your breath. You probably don't normally have much air in your mouth when you hold your breath, but on those two occasions had more than usual.
barcelonatimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like you're schizophrenic. I keed I keed, but my uncle was. He told me he was going to come watch me play football when I was 12(he lived about 100 miles away so it was rather a treat). I remember seeing him in the stands and waiving to him. When I went to meet my parents after the game my step-father was the only one there. My mother was at the hospital, as my uncle had drunk HEAT(the engine additive) earlier that day and died on my grandmother's living room floor. I know I was just looking for him and saw someone who fit the description and naturally assumed...but damn it if didn't throw me for awhile.
Lyralou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is your dad Poseidon?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try, Percy Jackson.
hey12delila ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 8 or 9 years old, my cousin took me swimming to his friends house (they were like 13 at the time). The pool was pretty deep compared to how tall I was, the water level was about a foot higher than my head. So, they gave me one of those floatey-plastic-chair things and I sit on it for a while. After about 5 minutes, WHOOOSH. I'm suddenly flipped upside down underwater. About 5 seconds of my eyes burning with chlorine, I start looking around, and realize that I'm at the opposite side of the pool with the ladder. So, I try swimming underwater (and I had no prior swimming experience before that other than the occasional swimming party at a relatives house), and that doesn't work. It felt like trying to swim through wet cement. I'm exhaling all of my oxygen as I was doing this, so my body had the instinct to inhale. So, I did. AIR filled my lungs, not water. I was immediately surprised and starting freaking the hell out. That's when I started flailing my arms and legs around, trying to propel myself towards the ladder. After like 30 seconds of this, I reach the ladder, and my cousin pulls me out. They told me that one of the girls there went underwater, and decided to come back up RIGHT FUCKING BELOW ME, therefore flipping me over. I'm an Atheist, but if there is any proof that there is a god out there, I think this may be the best explanation.
peas_in_a_can_pie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
tomorrow's headlines: 50 redditors die trying to breathe underwater
cindreiaishere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're not alone bro. I've done that too. Except I can barely swim and only twice I've gone underwater and just randomly decided to breathe in. I tried to rationalize by saying I just sucked the water in my mouth but my chest didn't burn and I felt like I was breathing normally.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I thought I was the only one who had this dream.
Delfishie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The same thing happened to me when I was eight. I dove to the bottom of my family's pool. While down there, I found I could breathe, but since I knew that I couldn't breathe underwater, even though I was doing it, I ended up swimming to the surface and breathing for real.
Couldn't do it again after that one time.
These days, I like to think of it as a Harry Potter test of sorts, testing the strength of my character, but I had too much muggle in me to pass.
MaximumAbsorbency ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
People replying to this saying 'it was a dream' should check for symptoms of sleep apnea. I have it pretty badly, and I have had many dreams in the past where I was drowning and then began to breathe water, and I can absolutely remember some of them vividly - almost vividly enough that I want to try it whenever I jump into a pool, but my sensible brain tells me I'm an idiot.
Seriously, if you have those memories, you were dreaming because you stopped breathing IRL and your brain didnt know what the fuck. Go see a doctor if it happens often, that shit isnt good for you.
ka0ticnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had the almost exact thing. So before i moved when i was about 9 or something i remember swimming in the shallow end and just looking through the water with goggles. I accidently let air through my nose but realized there was no water. I figured it was my imagination so i tried again but if i breathed slowly and not rapid i could breathe through my nose. At the time i remember my nose was very clogged with boogers D: so maybe that could have been the solution but i remember it very good and i know it wasnt a dream, i remember it like it was yesterday. To this day i have no explanation how it worked...
rileyrulesu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Think about it... this is impossible.
You have memories of yourself underwater, wanting air. You were lightheaded and hallucinating slightly, hence the urge to breathe. Your subconscious started taking over, and you decided to take the breathe.
Then you drowned. You are actually dead right now.
ruinersclub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of reminded me of The Abyss when they suck in the liquid to "breathe" under water... maybe you dreamt of that scene.
KitDeMadera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once breathed a single breath underwater.
I had nearly drowned as a young child and have always been a tense and nervous swimmer since. Once sometime around 13 years old, I was underwater longer than intended and started to panic a little. I ended up taking a breath before surfacing but did not get a lungful of water. I always assumed that I someone managed to breath in a bubble that I had previously breathed out.
virtyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably just a dream. You can breathe underwater in dreams.
heyyoudontsaythat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have had this experience too. I was a little younger, though. We were practicing pushing off the edge and floating on our backs. I got it right a few times. But then, I pushed off too hard, had my back arched at too much of an angle, and went under. I kinda just floated under water, looking around, breathing. For a good 30 seconds, I'd say.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have had a powerful memory of breathing underwater in the pool but I can't remember what happened before or after
spaxcow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The same thing happened to me. I used to take swimming lessons and one day, as I was floating face down in the pool, I took a breath in. I don't remember thinking about it, I just did it, and I could breath. I took a few breaths before I returned to the surface because, like you, I was feeling kind of freaked out. I tried it again a few seconds later and ended up inhaling a lot of water. I've never tried it again.
fender148 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happened to me multiple times. I used to take swimming lessons and I remember being able to do multiple laps without taking a breath because of this.
bobdolebobdole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your remembering a dream. Unless you're just a psychopathic liar. Either of the two.
Tomawar40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've also had this. I believe it, but I think it was just a very very very vivid dream. Sometimes when i'm in that Lucid state, I can recreate it and it feels wonderful.
MollFlanders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have an explanation for this, as I have done it myself. You can catch air in your mouth when you go underwater and then breathe it in once you're down there.
To try this, stand or tread water in a pool and tilt your head so that you're looking down at your toes. Open your mouth, wide. Maintaining that position with your head/mouth, sink or swim underwater. The air bubble trapped inside the cavity of your mouth will remain intact, and you may breathe small breaths from it at will as long as you keep your head and mouth in the same initial position.
It is entirely possible, if not probable, that you somehow managed to do this accidentally.
caboosian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've been a swimmer nearly my entire life. I swear on my whole life I've done this before too, multiple times. I vividly remember my coach yelling what set we would be doing, then going underwater and doing this for literally what must have been a solid minute or so. I did this multiple times.
I never attempted when I swam again in high school (I would've looked like an IDIOT) but I remember sitting on the bottom of Lane 1 at Schoolcraft College, and breathing underwater.
joshr03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a somewhat similar experience but with running. It was in middle school and one day for P.E. we had to run laps around the track. I always hated it because I just wasn't a runner, I would always get out of breath quickly even though I wasn't overweight or anything like that. Anyway, this one day I started running and no matter how hard I ran I just couldn't get out of breath, it just felt like normal breathing. It was so bizarre and I felt like I could have ran forever. Never experienced anything like that ever since.
filenotfounderror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thats extremely weird...this has happened to me 2x in life as well, i am sure there is an explanation, i just dont know what it is.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have had the same experience as well. Not recently because I haven't been swimming lately. But I remember this happening to me several times when I was younger.
Magzter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm willing to be it was a dream, I recall vivid memories of me breathing under water but if it wasn't for the fact that I have convinced myself that they're dreams, I'd think they were real events.
panjialang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm convinced that if we could quiet this part of our mind, anything would be possible.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now I remember having this experience or dream. I guess I put it out of my mind, but as soon as I read this I had a flash-back to this same scenario.. I remember the feeling of breathing in with the pressure but no water got into my lungs. Nose inhalation I believe.
DP84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had something similar happen.
Summer camp, 14 years old. We would all walk up a river then jump in (with lifejackets) and let the fast currents shoot us 100m or so down the river. I get sucked under and after some time (15-30 seconds) I freak out and take a breath...it works, another 15-30 seconds later I take another, then finally I resurface. Queue the counsellors freaking out cause I'd vanished under the water for over a minute. I was fine so I went again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You sure it's not your mind fooling you? I've had moments before while in water when i felt like i was breathing and didn't feel like i was suffocating but i caught myself and realized i hadn't really been breathing at all.
Edit: things you do out of habit (like breathing) can be imagined on the spot and seem and feel vivid as if it was really happening.
mmmsoap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me several times when I was little, mostly when i was swimming across the pool and didn't have enough air to get the whole way. I'd take a little breath. I was convinced I couldn't drown, but I was too chicken to test it out for real.
Anyway, in learning about circular breathing I've come to realize I was probably just breathing back in the air in my mouth.
Sadly, I don't think I'm immune to drowning anymore :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Quite possible that you started becoming mildly delusional from lack of oxygen...
Or that you're Aquaman, which is kind of worse...
Mechanicalme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This has totally happened to me numerous times. I feel like I could even duplicate it today. The first time felt like a glitch, where I needed some air so I just opened my mouth under water and inhaled slightly. But you're right, it was like there was this little bubble of breathable air around my face and I could just replenish it whenever. I think the second time I exhaled out of my mouth and inhaled through my nose at the right second. I was a lifeguard for a while and I self-explain it like this: you would be surprised at how much air you can exhale and then inhale before it becomes useless. If someone is trapped underwater for example, you can keep them alive simply by taking big gulps of air and blowing into his/her mouth.
Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I did that once, I was 9 at a campsite. My dad took me there every weekend. Interestingly enough, when I told him I was going to the pool that morning, he told me, "if you swim so much how come you haven't grown gills yet?"
I sat at the bottom of the pool for twenty minutes.
This repeated again when I was 14 and tried to drown myself on purpose. Thank god. Because seriously I was trying to kill myself over stupid shit.
Jedimaster1134 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was the water red? Also, was it deep enough to classify as an "abyss"?
pahina1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You are so full of shit it's actually amusing to me.
AMISHassassin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This seems at very least to be a very popular dream, I've had it as well. You are not alone.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holly shit it's aquaman
indrax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once, while wide awake, I suddenly remembered the time I learned to fly, as if it were a memory of a real event. This triggered further memories that I had learned to fly several times. I remembered thinking, while flying, "I should go to work this way."
I interpret this as dreams that I hadn't previously remembered.
wonderfuckingwoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a friend who claimed this same thing and I'll ask you the same thing I asked him.
Do you remember bubbles coming up when you breathed out?
There's two simple explanations, one we recreated and he said it felt just like the breathing underwater feeling. It's possible you just imagined it, a very vivid hallucination is impossible to tell from reality. The other, more likely, explanation, from your description, is that you were breathing the same air in. If you lay back at just the right angle and breathe a fairly gentle breath, the air will move in and out of your lungs without leaving your nose. It is difficult to do and would explain why you can only take 3-6 breaths this way.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, I used to do the exact same thing when I was little. When I went swimming under water, I would take huge breaths of water. It has been around 7 years since I did that(I was 9) and I'm too afraid to try it again.
emart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but it didn't happen to me, just Percy Jackson.
GuyLove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I did this once in my teens. I can normally only hold my breath for about 45 seconds under water, but one time I had a breathing experience and stayed under for about twice that. It was more amusing than freaky to me.
khedoros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had dreams exactly like that. That, and flight. Those are my two most common physical impossibility dreams.
mechroid ยท 524 points ยท Posted at 03:15:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember being in Japanese class with my friends. We had just gotten out of calculus, and were discussing random mathy stuff under the din of the rest of the kids waiting for the teacher. Eventually, I asked my friend "...Wait, what would 00 be?" At THAT moment, the entire class goes silent for about a second, then resumes like nothing happened. Nobody was listening to us or paid attention.
We always joked afterwards that I crashed the universe, and it had to reboot.
redweasel ยท 132 points ยท Posted at 04:22:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't crash it; they just had to interrupt the process briefly to patch the OS.
unohoo09 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:50:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant.
redweasel ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:49:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I keep reading here and there that there are supposedly some good reasons for believing that our reality probably is a simulation. In my estimation such a scenario would answer a lot of philosophical questions. (E.g., is there a God? Where is he? -- he's the programmer/operator of the computer running our Universe, and he's in a direction we can't point to because there's no concept of "direction" between our Universe and his...)
LordShinma ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:36:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Simulism is TOTALLY plausible! It actually makes a ton of sense, and explains damn near everything in the universe! The very possibility of a simulated reality makes it extremely rare that we exist in the "true" or original reality.
namelessnoreaster ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 04:54:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You just reminded me that something like that used to happen to me occasionally when I was a kid. From time to time, I'd feel like the world had just stopped. It was as if everything was silent for just a second. I used to imagine that those impressions were time itself stopping. It made me wonder, what if time was being stopped for, say, thousands of 'years' during those moments, and we would only know it as a single instant!
This happened to me a handful of times and I remember making a mental note of it every time. Then I guess one day I just stopped noticing it. All of these comments make me wonder if somehow kids are more perceptive to these things, or if maybe they can experience things that adults forget to notice.
After all, I completely forgot about this until I read your comment. Thanks for jogging my memory of this weird phenomenon!
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:49:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Time isn't a constant, speed is.
autopsi ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:51:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've always equated time to 'the measurements of an objects movement thru space.'
ok_ill_shut_up ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:07:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oddly enough, so does scientology.
autopsi ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:24:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Its got science in the name, must be legit.
daniel14vt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:04:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
speed is definitively not a constant
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Time is dependant on the observer's speed relative to the speed of light.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proper_time
daniel14vt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:47:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yes. so maybe speed of light is a constant. but speed itself is not a constant
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:52:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's not exactly what I meant by constant, but alright I abdicate.
daniel14vt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:55:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
kk
di3inaf1r3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:05:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your four-vector in space-time is constant. As you move more quickly in space, you move less quickly in time. The vector simply tilts.
daniel14vt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ok sure but thats not what he said
di3inaf1r3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When he said speed was constant, that was the first thing that came to mind, so maybe my understanding was clouded by that knowledge :P
I'm not entirely sure what he could have meant otherwise
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:25:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That might explain a few things. I once had one of those giant toy cars you could ride in and also had a remote. The remote broke and was on the car seat, and for some reason I was standing in front of the car, and it moved, with no one in it.
My father also was in the process of building a playground. The level with the slide didn't have any railing, and I wanted to go down fast, so I backed up to go at a run. Next thing I know, I'm on the ground, standing, with no memory of falling backwards.
I have a vivid memory of my little brother accidentally drinking blue cleaning fluid while my mom was cleaning the house. I remember everything from the spot where my brother was, the freak out, waiting in the hospital, and my parents returning from the doc's office saying my bro was gonna be just fine. Many years later, I mention it, and my parents both say that it never happened.
After that, any weird occurrences only came about in connection to a dream. I dreamed that my dog died by being hit by a car, a week later, he was hit by a car and died. I dream of movie/tv plots, and once I dreamed of my friend's roommate (whom I never met or saw a picture of) and when I asked my friend, he gave me a pic and it was the exact same guy.
barrettj ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:22:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Kids just aren't as good at forgetting the horrors that go on during those moments. It takes practice to block out something that violent.
AMISHassassin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:41:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I get that feeling sometimes, and occasionally the lights will flicker and everything will go black for a tiny instant even if I'm in a room with windows and I'll just get goosebumps and sit there and wonder.
ijjop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:21:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
sounds like some sort of epilepsy to me
di3inaf1r3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:09:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I often get that too. I usually wonder if I somehow blinked without noticing it or the power actually flickered. I never attributed it to time stopping or anything of that sort though.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:25:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I get this sometimes, it's generally in the same place as well, on my couch, sitting in my living room, staring up and out a window, and everything seems to freeze, everything is silent, and nothing is moving, it's kinda creepy
Ishima ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 03:51:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You have a super power, use it wisely.
kibitzor ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 05:53:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, these replies are terrible.
00 is indeterminate, simple answer:
Zero to any power except zero is 0
01 =0=0
02 =0*0=0
03 =0*0*0=0
any number except zero to the 0th power is 1
10=1
20=1
30=1
Now, if you try to combine 0x and x0, you get 00 which is indeterminate.
The reason why you can't use zero for x for either case has to do with how powers are handled.
see here for more info
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:44:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
www.google.com/search?aq=f&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=0%5E0
What I was teached :
kibitzor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:21:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please read this
your teacher must have taught you a specific method for that. In the end. there is no true consensus for what 00 is.
iaoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
taught*
camelCasing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:27:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
00
(10)^(10)
axax
ax * xa
10 * 01
1 * 0 = 0
This is why we don't do math with zeros dammit. They fuck everything up.
the_one2 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:55:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
(ax)ax = aax * xax
camelCasing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...Derp. I'm not sure what I was thinking there haha.
Too little sleep I guess.
Atario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:10:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Glad you wrote that out, I thought he meant zero degrees and couldn't understand what the question was intended to discover.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's 1 - Source
kibitzor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:14:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
google is never a good source
That's just how the calculator was programmed
zburdsal ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 06:16:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well looks like my crazy 8th grade math teacher taughtvme something useful after all. On one of the first days of class he counted the number of people, including demographics(gender, race, that kind of thing) and then called a student over to his desk. He apparently told this kid that at some time, within a minute or so accuracy, the entire class would go silent. And it did.
He then taught us that in every group of people there was a lull in their conversations, and knowing them well enough, he could calculate when those lulls lined up. Freaked us out man.
parlor_tricks ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:52:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will get buried sadly, still, the OP will be kicked.
In school, like say I was maybe 10? I had a friend who was talking to me in class, cool guy, and all of a sudden he says - "now watch, everyone is going to go quiet in a bit." I think to myself "ok, cool" and go back to what I was talking about.
But within a minute, the entire class (nearly 40 students) all go quiet, all conversations just... die down. And a few seconds later, everyone just resumes conversing.
I know sometimes that there are just random pauses or lulls when large groups of people converse. Yet how this guy predicted it, and sat like a boss saying " it will be so." still makes me think I want to know how he did it.
mechroid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Heh, you're right, I did get a kick out of that. I do wonder, though, a few people say that random pauses in conversation happen all the time. But I can't ever remember that happening to me other than the one time in high school that this happened.
parlor_tricks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:38:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Heh they do happen often, Although it may be more so with kids than adults - I don't see it too happen at dinner settings for example, or work - yet I do remember it happen quite often in school.
I studied in classes of ~40 students, so its even cooler, considering it would mean all of them had to sync up!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:45:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'll just leave this here.
DaleSaul ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:13:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had this happen a lot before, too. It's so weird when an entire cafeteria of people gets quiet for 1-1.5 seconds!
JediDwag ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:08:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And the best part is the nervous laughter everyone has after they realize that everyone got quiet for no reason.
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 04:37:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't anything to the 0 power 1?
TheMidstOfIt ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:41:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, was gonna say. There are some fundamental theorems that rely on that fact, aren't there?
mechroid ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 04:53:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, no.
Think of raising something to the 0th power as x4 / x4 . That can be simplified to x4-4, or x0 . HOWEVER. If you put 04 / 04 , you're getting the same thing as 0/0, which is undefined. Why that is undefined is a whole different mathematical can of worms.
TheMidstOfIt ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:58:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh. I'll just let that stew for a bit.
mechroid ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 05:03:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
After further searching, it looks like I was wrong. this blog post explains it pretty well, if a bit long windedly.
The long and short of it is yes, 00 is 1, but only because it makes things easier for mathematicians. It can really either be 0 or 1, depending on how you look at it. ...So kinda like schrodenger's cat.
TheMidstOfIt ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:09:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah okay. Just one of those "in this case" things. Whoever decided that didn't realize the nerd rage arguments that would ensue.
gt_9000 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 07:06:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
The thing is, mathematics is something we INVENTED that corresponds to real life the best. We define 1+1=2 because if we have one apple and get another apple, we have two apples.
Zero, on the other hand, DOES NOT EXIST in real life! It is also something that was INVENTED in India that made math simpler. Zero apples means there are no apples there at all, and we might also call it zero oranges or zero elephants (given there are no oranges or elephants on the scene).
It is a concept we invented to make math simpler! Romans, for example, did not have zero in their math. This made the roman system so cumbersome.
Hence, many things in math, specially things involving zero, are defined to be a certain way. They are defined only in ways that make things simpler and somehow corresponds to some real situations.
00 has no real life meaning. in some situations it just makes life simpler if it is defined to be 1. Sometimes we better leave it undefined lest in the operations we are trying to do, we get incorrect results. There is no strict logic behind these things, it is simply DEFINED that way (to make life easier).
BTW, you will learn later than you can CREATE algebras of your own, where everything is made up and points dont matter. You can say the world is made of a, b, c. a>c, b>c but you have no idea if this '>' thing applies to a and c. There is this '+' thing where a+b=c, but you cannot really tell what is '+' exactly. Of course this system is not very useful, but it is valid none the less.
Math is similar. It corresponds really well with the real world, but is just something we made up, rests on the top of definitions and axioms, and sometimes just breaks down.
Gerjay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I see what you did there.
gt_9000 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:41:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...what ?
shhhhhhhhh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:21:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
like 0! (factorial, not excited punctuation)
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:41:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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gt_9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please elaborate.
zelmerszoetrop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
See my response to the other guy who responded to my comment.
severus66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It would take a long ass time to explain to you that math is combination of physical reality and man-made abstraction.
Many mathematical concepts are labels; labels of reality - but the labels are man-made abstractions.
It's like the month of January. Does January exist? Well, sort of. It's the time period we are currently in, I suppose. However it is a man made label of time. An abstraction. Just like the labels 'evening' and 'morning' are abstractions. Oh, now you're not so sure, huh?
Does morning exist?
Does the time period - one hour - even exist outside of man-made abstraction? Well, maybe the thing it points to exists, but .... well shit's complicated.
zelmerszoetrop ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:39:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I see the confusion. See, you're trying to be condescending to me, saying how it'd take a long time to explain your wisdom to me. Which is amusing, because you're utterly off-base. If mathematics were made up, as you say, then we could be assured that if we discover any alien civilization, they might have a different mathematics than we do.
This is false, and I can prove it.
Excuse my impoliteness, but when somebody attacks the foundation of my livelihood I get defensive.
January, morning, evening, hour - they are fundamentally different label than our labels for mathematical objects. One could change our definition of January by a day, and of one other month by a day, and there would be no significant difference, no obvious way to tell which was the right way to define things, which way got to the heart of what it means to be January.
A Lorentz manifold, on the other hand, has a very strict definition because we're not describing something we made up - we're describing things which exists outside, and independent of, our minds (our universe!). Every single Lorentz manifold has the property that every tiny patch of it is identical to a tiny patch of Minkowski space, and every object which has the property that every patch of it is identical to a patch of Minkowski space is a Lorentz manifold. Now, if you like, I can give rigorous definitions for Minkowski space and so on back down until the empty set.
Here's how I can tell you don't know what you're talking about:
First of all, your concept of abstract algebra is appalling. The idea that everything is made up is fundamentally false. Let's say you have, say 6 elements a,b,c,d,e,f, and you randomly out of thin air decide that you want to have aa=b, bb=c, cc=d, dd=e, ee=f, ff=a. If you view abstract algebra this way, no wonder you believe the way you do.
But note that there's nothing that satisfies x*x=x, and so there's no identity. There's nothing to be said about it.
But if my made-up definitions obey certain rules, the group axioms, well, then, a whole lot can be said! Everything that anybody has ever proved about a group, suddenly becomes true about my made-up rule set.
And I'll tell you something, that nobody gives a damn about made-up rule sets because that's not what mathematics is about. People don't sit around making shit up and then saying, "Hey, look, a group!"
Now here comes the crux of my proof. Last century, people spent decades and tens of thousands of pages classifying all finite, simple groups. Perhaps you think "simple" is a made-up label like January. Like Lorentz manifolds, you'd be dead wrong. It arises naturally and obviously from the study of groups in a way that January never could from the study of the first few days of a year. Anyways. The classification turns out to be a bunch of well-understood families, and if I recall correctly, 26(?) sporadic groups. There's a bunch of relatively tiny ones, and then, totally out of left field, is something called the monster group. It's fucking weird.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the math world, folks working in number theory were looking at something called the j-invariant, a very particular modular form with some unusual properties. Again, you may think things like modular form have arbitrary definitions, but they don't - their definitions arise naturally from the study of the complex plane and functions on it.
Now, suppose that "group," "simple group," "modular form," hell, even "complex plane" were all defined arbitrarily and that we just made up properties and then studied them, as you suggest. Since at no point in our definition of groups, or simple groups, or even the monster group, did we EVER reference the j-invariant, modular forms, the complex plane, or even numbers, and since at no point in our definition of the j-invariant do we mention simple groups, you'd think there would be no way they could have any fundamental relation to each other.
Right? I mean, since we defined January to arbitrarily have 31 days, and be the first 31 days, and since we define February to have 28(29?) days, and be the next 29 days, we shouldn't expect any fundamental relationship between the two indicating some deep and profound truth uniting them. And indeed we don't.
But it turns out that ALL of the properties of the monster group are encoded by the j-invariant in something called the Fourier transform. What's more, and this should appeal to you, the crux of the proof of this is the no-ghost theorem - which essentially states that for certain "nice enough" spaces, we don't have to introduce bullshit bells and whistles (ghosts, aka vectors with negative length) to make things work right.
gt_9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I will not debate you; I don't have the time and the resources and you don't seem to be a kind of person who would change his mind (no disrespect intended).
It seems you are very impressed that we define certain things a certain way("group," "simple group," "modular form," hell, even "complex plane") and wonderful properties and connections emerge that you could not have guessed earlier. When it all come together form such beautiful connections and synergy, it seems like absolute truth. I see your view. I understand that wonder. And you are not wrong per se.
All I say is that, we pick and choose definitions that have some desirable properties. And out of those desirable properties emerge more desirable properties. It is also often that some concepts which are very convenient in certain fields of study don't work out that well in other fields. And then we go and create other constructs with other properties that will help us with new problems. Don't think I am defiling the beauty of these structures. Think of it as freedom, to step outside existing systems and have a fresh perspective. I am just saying, you can create a system that is not even a ring, that has no identity, addition, multiplication, but you impose other conditions on them that help you prove theorems that were not even thought of until now.
If our current mathematical knowledge was absolute truth, we probably would have solved all of the universe's mysteries by now. We haven't. And Godel is possibly proved there cannot BE any absolute truth.
zelmerszoetrop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:15 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A) You missed my point. My point is that mathematical objects which have certain properties exhibit profound connections to other objects with other properties whether we label them, or recognize them, or not.
B) That's not what Goedel proved at all. In fact he proved almost the opposite - there are so many absolute truths we cannot possibly prove them all. In fact, unprovable truths are dense in the space of statements under any reasonable topology.
Are you even a mathematician? If you're not - stop talking about things you don't understand. If you are - where the HELL did you get these strange ideas?
mechroid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:27 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to know that someone appreciated the effort you put into explaining why math is not subjective. It was a great read, and I learned a few things myself.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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KillPenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How so?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:45:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Technically it should be 0 because that's what the limit approaches.
winsWithoutaKnife ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:32:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
00 is an indeterminate form, so it doesn't really have a limit
FUCKING_COMMENTS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't 0 to the anything power 0?
Lyucit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:46:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not always
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:54:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Loonybinny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:55:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Infinity.
williamwzl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A larger infinity.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:01:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm guessing that infinity to the infinity power is infinity. And from what I remember from 8th grade math, or whenever they taught us that, they told us anything to the 0 power is 1. Google agrees with me. Na na na na na na
bobzmccormick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:15:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And THIS is how the universe was created. Creating something out of nothing, clearly.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You may think you jest, but I think not.
bobzmccormick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mind=blown
winsWithoutaKnife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
00 could be 0 or 1 depending on how you look at it, since certain rules start stepping on each other's toes in this case. Yes, anything to the power of 0 is supposed to be 1, but isn't an equally powerful absolute that 0 to the power of anything is 0? This is contradictory.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:57:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
More likely just a coincidence, everyones conversations just stopped at that point, happens quite a lot.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:43:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone's conversation except mine, at which point I'm suddenly the only voice in the room and everyone stares at me :(
K-slan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:15:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
im not in calculus but wouldnt it just be 0?
jrriddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had the SAME thought TODAY in my calculus class. I wish I had asked the question.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:15:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin lag
redditedstepchild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:32:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Note to self: Learn more math.
seriouslydamaged ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of my favourites so far!
ragamufin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just whispered "what would 00 be" to see what would happen! nothing...sadly
mechroid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I figure they've patched the exploit by now. God has good tech support.
LindLTaylor73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:50 on January 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You totally did!
thatdamnartsycommie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One.
XiejaminBen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Using logarithmic differentiation and l'hรดpital's rule, we see that lim_{x->0} xx = 1.
Another argument is to see that lim_{x->0} x0 = 1.
The arguments are kinda sticky though in that we're assuming the functions are defined at 0 in the first place.
gt_9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is human reaction that whenever the room got a bit quieter, everyone shuts up thinking something is happening/teacher just walked in. I have seen this happen many many times. Immediately after this happens, there is a bit of embarrassed laughter in the room and everyone resumes. Sorry if I am popping your bubble, but this is really common.
mechroid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't so much the silence that made it glitchlike. It was more the silence coming off of a mathematical question that made it feel like we had just crashed the universe by dividing by zero.
gt_9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:48:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This has kindof happened to me. I say something (not loud enough for the entire room to hear it) and the room goes quiet. And I am like... did everyone hear me ? ohshitohshitohshit...
Nope......everyone just reacted and got quiet at the same time.
BTW that feeling must have been awesome.
Log2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:09:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
00 is undefined, because you'd have to divide by 0, which by definition isn't possible.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 05:50:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Division by zero isn't impossible, it's a multiple of infinity depending on what you're dividing.
salgat ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:42:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.google.com/search?aq=f&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=0%5E0
Comon google...
aaeris ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:44:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What's a Comon? Is it similar to a Colon?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:47:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Google can be wrong about tricky stuff like that because it uses simple rules to calculate answers. When in doubt, Wolfram.
bRUTAL_kANOODLE ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:02:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It would be 1
discontinuuity ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's 1.
PureOhms ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
00 is 1 by the way.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
00 = x0 = 1. Nothing mystical here.
NedNederlanderr ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 09:14:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This just happened a couple nights ago...some friends and I were driving home after hanging out up at a cabin for the day. We were driving into LA so traffic was kinda bad as usual. We had two cars full of people, but we didn't bother trying to stay together on the road. The other car in front of us called us at one point and asked if we had hit the traffic yet, luckily we hadn't so we got off the next exit and took side streets. An hour later we got home and checked up on the other car. They said that nothing had moved, all the cars were turned off, and people were walking around on the freeway like some kind of zombie movie, so they were already kinda freaked out. The helicopters and hordes of cop cars didn't ease the tension either. Back at the house we were looking online to try to figure out what happened but couldn't find anything, so we started joking about there being aliens and the government was trying to cover it all up. Eventually we found a report on sigalert (an official California Highway Patrol website) that a silver Honda Accord had stalled in the carpool lane right where traffic was stopped. We took a screenshot of it and sent it to the other car. Five minutes later we get a call from the other car.
"Did you see the report we sent you" - us "Yeah, but did you just find that? Cause traffic barely started moving a minute ago, but right after I read the report we were in the carpool lane and it suddenly stopped. I looked up and a silver Honda Accord stopped right in front of us. Then the guy got out and popped the hood and is currently trying to figure out why his car stalled..."
We still have no idea what actually happened, nobody reported it, and it didn't get covered on any of the news stations that night...http://i.imgur.com/fWi4d.png
TL:DR - Aliens crash on California freeway, Highway Patrol tries to cover it up by causing cars to break down in the same area, but posts accident reports too early and ends up predicting the future
deputyann ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:18:47 on February 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just proves what I've long held to be true: it's always a Honda.
[deleted] ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 04:34:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
My university was bisected by a big lake with a wooden footbridge going across it (and it had a gazebo island in the middle). One night while walking up to the footbridge, I noticed a guy in a grey hoodie (with the hood up) walking across the section of the bridge closest to me, towards land, but didn't think anything of him of course. At that moment, a big oak tree next to the sidewalk I was on cut off my view of the bridge for a split second. When I passed the tree and looked back toward the bridge, the guy in the hoodie was just GONE. He couldn't have possibly walked by me off the bridge because I would have seen him, and he couldn't have possibly had time to turn around and make it all the way back to the center island, either. He was just plain GONE into thin air.
And this gets better: When my friend came back from abroad the next semester, something in conversation reminded me of what I saw, and I started bringing it up and said I saw something weird on the bridge. His eyes lit up and he asked "...dude in a hoodie disappeared?" He said he saw something like that freshmen year, but never mentioned it because he thought his eyes were just playing tricks on him.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:23:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
haha I need to get off reddit (seen this before)
Loefah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:11:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
same lol repost
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:12:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah...I posted this story in another similar thread asking for ghostly encounters or something like that. It's my own story!
eaglehas1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:37:01 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what university?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:44:45 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
University of Richmond (aerial view)
schmeryn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps he had the Ring, and pulled a Bilbo Baggins?
k8bit ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 07:48:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Either I am dealing with some form of memory loss, or I am dealing with a guy from an alternate timeline.
I started college this week and one of my classes is World Religion. On my first day of class, a guy walks in about 15 minutes late and sits next to me. During break he looks at me, smiles wide, and says "It's been a long time, how are you?" I have zero re-collection of who he is. He doesn't look or sound familiar; and I tend to not forget people even if they only played a very small role in my life.
I asked him who he was and how he knew me. He told me his full name (still not ringing any bells) and said he knew me from a private school called "homeland village" (or something like that.) He said that I was there to take a class on photo shop. He also mentioned the names of some of the other students. And he wrapped up his story with how we were at a Halloween party together once.
I have 1.) NEVER attended private school, or have even heard the name of the one he mentioned 2.) NEVER taken a photo shop class and 3.) Have never been to a Halloween party that had more than 6 good close friends. I was convinced that he had me confused for someone else. But here's the kicker: He knows me by a name that I no longer go by, and described me with a very "out there" hair style that I haven't had in years.
What. The Actual. Fuck.
TL;DR: A kid accidently left his timeline, entered mine, and wants to be friends because he knew an alternate version of me.
Bluest_waters ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:36:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It might interest you to learn that there is a small underground of people with very similar experiences.
They report being placed into some kind of special education program at a school with gifted children with very small class sizes. But for some strange reason, later on, they seem to forget the entire thing and can only recall the memories under hypnosis, or when speaking with other people who attended the same "special classes"
The name of the school "homeland village", Might give you a clue about what's going on here
k8bit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:48 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is fascinating. I must investigate. Thank you for the information. I'm concerned I won't find out much because he told me that the name "homeland village" might not accurate, so next time I see him I'll insist he figure out the actual name of the school if he can.
Someone put me under hypnosis, quick!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:09:24 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Bluest_waters ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:05:54 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay here's the deal. The websites I'm linking you to are Fringe websites full of Fringe people. there's a lot of weird shit posted, but also a lot of really interesting stuff. It's a weird rabbit hole to go down
here are two threads on the subject. Make of it what you will
very long one
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message963263/pg1
short one
http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-yes-my-son-got-acccepted-to-a-school-for-gifted-kids
there are more out there , but that's all I could find right Now
Bluest_waters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:20 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yes, give me a bit, I will get back to you
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:57 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you could PM some to me I would be oh so grateful :) Interesting stuff.
rainbowblight ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:58:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Start calling him "Q-ball" and insist he takes you with him the next time he slides!
Diabolicism ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:05:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THAT! or this fits into the whole doppelganger thing. Which could be. ;D
k8bit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:50:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That would mean my doppleganger also has my old nickname and same last name. that's a bit of a freaky thought...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:18 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's crazy. This is so interesting.
lacienega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:04 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Get to know him, ask about his life, ask for photos of you together or of him, try and ask your friends if they know about him?
k8bit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:24 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've already asked my friends about him, nobody seems to know him. I'll have to talk to him and find out more information about the time we spent together.
K0LT ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 08:26:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My Dad told me a story of one time he went out with my mom, his sister, and her boyfriend at the time, they had accidentally locked the cat inside the washroom, and were gone from the house for a few hours.
When they returned to the house and someone went to the washroom, they looked at the ceiling to find cat poop, perfectly coiled on the roof as if it were the ground, they had no explanation for it.
gozarthegozarian ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:44:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cats don't obey the laws of physics
LindLTaylor73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:53 on January 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That scene should totally have been in Matrix 2
K0LT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:52 on January 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
haha totally, that or inception lol
pr0pane_accessories ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:00 on May 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS THE FREAKIEST STORY OF THIS ENTIRE THREAD
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 14:31:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have no recollection of this but my mom tells me that when I was about 5 there was a news story commemorating an anniversary of the attacks on Pearl Harbor. After the story ended I turn to her and give her this two hour long report about how I used to be a first mate on this ship and I listed off its location before it sank. I described the crew, many I listed by name, the captain, even described the sights and smells of the area. Later that day she researched it all at the local library and confirmed my story. To this day I don't remember what happened, but she continues to talk about that moment, especially when I described my death.
swifty3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:43:39 on May 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely a past life recollection. My dad's boss said his son was 4 and described perfectly his former life in China.
expo1001 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 14:38:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a teenager I briefly lived with my estranged father, who I had never lived with before, as I was having difficulties with my mother. He had never been there for me as a child due to substance abuse, but he managed to clean up his act, get a job, and join AA. He loved antiquing and random crap gathering in general. One day, he found a painting on an old moonshiner's jug sitting on a tree stump; it was so plain that it was remarkable. I even wrote a short story about it, detailing the origins of how the jug wound up on the stump. Around nine months into living with my father he began drinking and using again; I left after he stole my coin collection to buy a some drug or another. He had already sold Jug on a Stump and everything else of even slight value to support his habit. Shortly enough he found himself back in prison for ripping someone off to buy drugs and booze.
It's been twelve years since then; my father got released from prison after serving two years and cleaned up his act for real this time. He has been clean and sober for eleven years at this point. Our relationship has never quite recovered, but it is not bad these days. Last summer I was looking through Craigslist, and happened upon a funny listing: "Painting of Crockery in Brown, $12". I clicked on it, and sure as shit it's "Jug on a Stump"! I know it's my "Jug on a Stump" because it had a really unique frame. Besides, no one would ever paint two of these hideous things! I emailed the poster, but it was already sold. I hoped that whoever bought it would treat her right.
Later that day my father stopped over for an impromptu visit, something he rarely does. I can't help but notice the large painting he carries as he walk in. I shook my head in disbelief; he had seen the listing just before I did, and purchased "Jug on a Stump" for me.
bleepitybleep ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:49:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome story :)
katsumiqq ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:01:47 on January 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Awwwww! Freaky & cute.
monicacpht3641 ยท 205 points ยท Posted at 04:21:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've never been one to sleepwalk, but morning about 10 years ago I woke up and realized all of the light bulbs in my room had been removed and placed on my night stand beside my bed. Later that day I discovered that my cousin had died during the night from a freak car accident. To this day, every time a family member dies, I wake up with the light bulbs next to my bed.
The first time it happened I was still living with my parents, so I assumed that someone else had done it, but after questioning them I realized they hadn't. Since then I've lived on my own and it's happened. Now I'm married and it's happened, and the ceiling in our room is vaulted and requires a ladder to change the lightbulbs. It would definitely have woken up my husband had I brought the ladder in the room in the middle of the night.
scrottie ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 06:46:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's really very beautiful.
thingsthingsthings ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 06:12:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am genuinely freaked out now.
jb2386 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:47:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Out of everything I've read, this had given me the most chills so far.
thingsthingsthings ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:52:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I suddenly feel the need to either cover my nightstand with so much useless crap that nothing else will fit, or simply remove it altogether.
tomoyopop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same.
hydronium99 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 08:33:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Time to paranormal activity this thing. Camera up your room.
ragamufin ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:44:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Drake903 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:29 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
*Camera up your room and kill one of your relatives.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:47:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
how does your husband reacts to this?
Steamster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:57:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
That's it. I'm not sleeping tonight.
camelCasing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:48:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. I'm just gonna curl up in the fetal position on my bed with the lights on. Clothed. With my knife. เฒ _เฒ I have had enough of this thread and /r/nosleep for tonight.
posthumous_possum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:02:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Feel the exact same way!! Just read /r/nosleep for about 3 hours, covering the entire footsteps series when I came back to this thread in order to regain some confidence and sanity necessary for sleep. NOPE! This lightbulb-removal-death-sensing power has freaked me right the fuck out.
Focused-Third-Eye ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:59:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
O_O
tasty_meme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:09:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
shut. up.
[deleted] ยท 1166 points ยท Posted at 03:32:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time I found an onion ring in my basket of fries.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 05:14:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could have been this guy. http://www.theonion.com/articles/fabled-burger-king-employee-places-single-onion-ri,5801/
KMFDM781 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:14:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I've ever got a bonus onion ring it was at Burger King.
argote ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:17:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's happened to me at Carl's Jr.
nobodiestoday ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:54:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bill O'reilly voice, "can't explain that."
Slactor ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 09:26:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just got chills dude, whoa.
ST0OP_KID ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:59:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
petenu ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:47:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/bRSjH.gif
Bladewing10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What is this from? It looks like Real Time.
nulldragon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:22:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once found a fruity loop in my frosties.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:25:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Take it to /r/nosleep. This isn't the place for it.
unohoo09 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 09:16:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
C'mon man, we're all sharing feasible stories here, and now you bring this bullshit up.
kateastrophic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:40:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't lie. That never happened.
Magikarcher ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:19:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This gave me goosebumps and full body chills, no sleep tonight!
Shivershorts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:24:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pics or it didn't happen.
MalaTae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:25:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm stopping at this story because the rest freaked me out too much.
Phonesringindude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:32:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just got goosebumps man.
FantasticMrFozz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I want to upvote that, but the "666 points" sits quite well with the eerie theme
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:34:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shit just got real.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
no... no... NO... That... That can't be. Impossible! Impossible!
Boolderdash ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:19:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Look into your fries, you know it to be true!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:41:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god... You're right... ಠ_ಠ
MC650 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:22:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THAT WAS MY WOODSTOCK!
emcoffey3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
MUST BE GHOSTS!
Headpuncher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:55:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's my onion ring! I found a whole potato in my onion rings.
woeb0t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't believe it. I'm sure there's a more logical explanation for this.
chaoticflanagan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mind blown.
SteveVsGrillo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that was my Mardi Gras
willendorfVenus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure you weren't dreaming?
kyzf42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly the fabric of reality is collapsing.
TheCodeJanitor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite from bustedtees
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once I opened a can of Coke to find Sprite inside it instead of Coke. เฒ _เฒ
seaseme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This just freaked me the fuck out. Goosebumps. Is someone cutting onions in here?
I'm confused.
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
leujin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:46 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations. You win the internet.
Rancor22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:33 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh you......
Midnight_Wombat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:52 on March 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's the first sign of the apocalypse!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:24 on June 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lucky bastid.
wheremusiccomestodie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So here's a matrix story for you. I read this comment earlier this morning and then decided to go to Burger King for lunch. As I was having it my way with a nice doube cheeseburger, I took out my fries and THERE WAS AN ONION RING IN THE BASKET!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
hold me.
RedHot_105 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 08:57:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in first grade I was taking a test when I noticed blood dripping on the desk. It starts to gather and I touch my nose and figure out that I'm having a nose bleed. By now there's a huge puddle on the desk and I'm so embarrassed that everybody will see. So I ask the teacher if I could go to the bathroom (while trying to cover my face). She doesn't really seem to notice anything and says yes. I run into the bathroom and go to wash the blood off my hands but as I put them in the sink I don't see anything. I look up and there's no blood on my face. I walk back to my desk and there's no trace of any blood at all. I have yet to figure out what the hell happened to me that day.
Nodaki ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 15:04:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Eight years ago about this same time of the year I was reading a forum with information about John Titor (time traveler). I thought the story was fascinating but likely complete BS. I made a post on the forum telling future me to call me ASAP but I did not leave the number, knowing future me would likely remember the number I had at the time. I then clicked a link off that site to a really clunky site with more time travelling info that had the Soundgarden song 'Black Hole Sun' playing in .midi format. I closed the site and the phone rang with an "Unknown Caller" ID. I picked up the phone and it was Soundgarden 'Black Hole Sun' playing in .midi format, I said, "Hello, who is this!" No answer. The line went dead.
TLDR: Future me might have trolled me.
Sati1984 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:11:01 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget downloading Black Hole Sun in midi format for future use!
panjialang ยท 326 points ยท Posted at 06:21:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I grew up in North Texas, and one of my friends has a cow farm and a lot of land. The name of the street he lived on was his family name. Me and my friends would go out there a lot on weekends, way out on the land far from his house, bring a guitar and some weed, and make a campfire and just hang out.
One summer night my friend asked if we wanted to see a haunted house. He said it wasn't really "haunted" per se, but it was way out in the middle of nowhere, and was abandoned. He said he'd driven by it a few times on farm routes but he never had the stones to go explore it himself, especially not at night. It was one of those times where no one wanted to be the first to say "no," so we all said "yes."
It was a cool, clear night, and we piled into my friend's sedan car. We were listening to some good ol' classic rock tunes and generally enjoying ourselves. We came to an area where we had to drive over a very old river, which was now a stream. This stream had eroded this patch of land for so long, that it had become a very, very steep depression. There was a large plank of wood across the remainder of the stream, making it a flat enough plane to drive across. Our friend assured us it was safe for the car, even though it looked like the angle was too steep for a car to cross without being damaged. By this point, the atmosphere had changed. We were no longer just hanging out all fancy free. Few of us were speaking because we were just looking at the windows at the dark, looming trees and expanses of moonlit grass. We held our breath as we crossed the stream, and when we crossed it, there was a sea change in the way I felt. It was if I could sense the house getting closer.
No one had said a word for the past ten minutes, other than my friend giving us time estimates of how much further we were from the house. There was NOTHING out here. Not even a paved road. There was a dirt road formed from cars, but it was very old and overgrown, as if it had not been used, except perhaps sparingly, for a decade.
Suddenly, I became aware of something, something that had been present for a good portion of the trip but had occurred so slowly that I hardly noticed. I broke the silence: "Everything is black and white! I can only see black and white." Everyone else in the car started to freak out because they could only see black and white, too. There was no color anywhere, just shades of black, like an old photo. "Are we dead?" I asked. I was convinced we had died along the way, but had not been aware we were dead, like a horror movie. I still have no explanation for this.
We pulled up to the house. Color had returned, it seemed, but it was so dark that it didn't matter anyway. The house was two stories, at a slight tilt, and the face of the house looked menacingly down at us. It was an old, Southern house, with white pillars that had become discolored with age, and faux-balconies jutting out from under the second-story windows. About 50 meters from the house was a large, metallic silo. As the headlights from our car washed over the area, the darkness took its time to leave, because it had become so settled there.
We began walking slowly towards the house. In the front yard, there were lots of holes in the ground, freshly dug, about the size to fit a small, potted houseplant. Inside the holes we found crumpled up pieces of paper. On the paper were crude drawings, like children's drawings. They were of people. Stick figures. Some of the stick figures would be upside-down, or laying down. Some of the stick figures had faces, and they were all sad, or yelling about something.
We went to the silo. It was unlocked. We went inside with a flashlight and lit up the interior portion by portion with the beam from the flashlight. It was totally empty and gleamed like polished chrome. It smelt like sawdust and old oats. I swore I heard the sound of a girl crying, but that might've been the sound of the hinges on the door.
Finally, we went to the house. The doors were all broken off the hinges. There was a screen door, and it was partly torn. We went inside. We broke up into groups and tried to explore the whole thing. We were all trying to seem brave, saying things like "The thing I'm most afraid of is the floor falling in." There were closets, and we'd hold our breath before we'd open the doors, but found nothing inside. The whole house was completely dark and empty. We only had one flashlight, so there might have been parts that we had missed, but we wanted to get the hell out of there.
We got back to the car. One of my friends dared someone to go into the house by himself, and sit on the living room and close his eyes for 30 seconds. He said he would do it. I couldn't believe it. I could never do that. He walked off proudly towards the house. We saw him go inside. The living room was the first room on the first floor past the foyer beyond the door. Several minutes passed. We thought he was fucking with us, wanting one of us to go in after him so he could give them a scare. That's when we noticed the smell. Something smelled awful in the car. My friend who was driving looked down and saw a dead cat crammed down underneath the pedals. Then we noticed there was cat fur strewn about the car. We freaked out and started honking the horn and flashing the headlights at the house. Our friend didn't come out. Finally, me and my other friend went in after him. When he got to the living room we found him sitting on the floor, huddled over, his back to a wall with his arms wrapped around his knees and his head buried in his legs. He looked up at us as if we should run away, as if it was too late. We told him to get off his ass so we could get the fuck out of there. He pointed at the wall behind us. The lights from the car were still flashing, trying to get us to leave. Each time the lights flashed we could see it. All of our names were written on the wall in red.
Later that summer, a friend of mine went back to the house during the day and burned it down.
Irielle ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 10:42:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, like everything in this thread I've taken seriously. But this one I really don't WANT to take seriously at all.
Tell me you write horror novels. Please!
DivinusVox ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 13:50:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is almost absolutely a work of fiction, but great stuff.
LindLTaylor73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:06 on January 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mmmm...well written fiction.
If factual - I would have been interested in your friend's experience when he went in the house and why he ended up on the floor bent over and what he actually thought afterwards.
khafra ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:06:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably a crosspost from r/nosleep.
Irielle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For all of our sakes.
GiveMeLove ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:38:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hate it when there is a comment so long I can't be bothered to read it, but then someone like you posts a reply which means I have to
Irielle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just doing my part.
mattylike ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 11:31:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should post this to /r/nosleep
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:47:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to think /r/nosleep was a place people went when they couldn't sleep, just to bullshit with people.. Nope nope nope nope.
Drake903 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:22 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, that's the first time in months I've seen "nope nope nope nope."
rtsladek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
definitely for nosleep
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 14:55:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 15:54:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Hulde ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:30:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't hurt any cats though.
Hulde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Test to bypass "this page is temporarily in read-only mode due to heavy traffic."
WHOOOO
Cancey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you ever do this, PLEASE, message it to me too! I would LOVE to see that! I will pay you in advance with an upvote :)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Cancey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You may be a horrible person... But at the bright side, you are a TERRIFIC troll! Can't wait to see it. When is this gonna take place? And where? Do you have a haunted house where you can go? If so, maybe you could show me a google maps picture of it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Cancey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, but what does ASAP mean? By the way, I added you as a friend
Vaernil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just google it. It means "as soon as possible".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:07 on February 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I want to see the video as well. :D
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:46 on June 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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BurntSyrkut ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 14:28:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm reading this thread over coffee and it's broad daylight, and I've still got fucking chills. Your story especially, sir.
un1c0urt ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:12:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same here -coffee and all!. I live in North Texas where this story is supposedly set and got chills, convinced myself it was real. Well written!
macaltacct ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:18:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My God, me too. There's a glitch in the matrix: we are all the same person.
panjialang ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:05:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't go to Faught Lane.
PointAndClick ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 11:53:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the darkness took its time to leave, because it had become so settled there.
You might have overdone it a bit there for reality sake, but I can see why you wrote that. That's brilliant.
panjialang ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:07:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm four years old, and I like the color orange-red.
PointAndClick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's why she has such a hard time feeding you cucumber.
goldfaber3012 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:32:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's the best phrase I've read in a long time.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 11:41:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a Stephen King novel, if it isn't then very well written sir
Omni9000 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:10:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so fucking glad I read this in the daytime at school instead of last night. Fuck man. Fuck.
yorex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:17:34 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Middle of the night here, and I'm tired as fuck... I'm pulling an all-nighter because of this.
shesthevoice ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:19:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well written. Scared the fuck out of me. Definitly a r/nosleep story.
QuestionLater ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:22:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please tell me you're just making this up. I'm half tempted to google parts of the story to see if I can find it written else where.
I've never been so genuinely frightened after reading a story.
stopitrightmeow ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:52:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WAT. WAT. WAT. WAT. WATTTTTTTTTTTT. I had to look behind me and question every sound I heard around my work area while I read that story. You are a very very mean person and I already dislike you
JFSOCC ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:21:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
but burning it down only increases its strength! haven't you ever seen a horror?! Anyway, upvote from me, for a cool ghost story, even if I'm dubious about its veracity.
no_butseriously_guys ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:26:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Officially freaked out
fenney ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:10:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As i was reading the part about the names on the wall a car sounded its horn outside.
It's the middle of the day and I just damn near shit my pants.
felfelfel ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:43:30 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Your storytelling skill seems flawless - some creepy stuff! But from a scientific perspective you were probably just pointing out the truth. In dark conditions our eyes switch to black and white mode for better focus - a sort of natural night vision.
EDIT: Mobile Reddit app cut my comment in half.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:49:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
cool story bro
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This shit belongs in r/nosleep!
sse23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Never go to scary remote places when high.
BrosephineBaker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:38:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That last line is so Texan.
Benjammin1391 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You are quite good at spinning a tale. Have you ever considered a career in writing?
panjialang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:22 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
thanks, and yes
vandelay714 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There are no meters in Texas. Only yards. Nice try though.
panjialang ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:45:11 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I write for an international audience. Good call, though.
vandelay714 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:04 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Great story, by the way!
leujin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:17:45 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
100% grade "A" nightmare fuel. Thanks for that.
LipstickandMalice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:33 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The part that scared me the most was what if the floor had caved in?
ContentKeanu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:41:44 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
... Not sure if telling what is probably the freakiest thing ever, or if telling a great ghost story...
Feanoir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:36:35 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I'm not sleeping tonight.
mashtadon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
True or not, that was both chilling and exceptionally well written.
someuser_321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, I didn't need to sleep anyway... ;_;
Tibyon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like one of your friends majorly fucked with you. Great story though. Why didn't you go back sometime in the daytime?
Hellohowyadurn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck that was a good story
nigtrunr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cool story bro
tuckwd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. Fear tears will not stop.
siggigod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think your friend wrote the names on the wall to fuck with you. Brilliant troll.
mirfaltnixein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damn... I want the film rights to this story.
Timeswitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
so you got almost killed by some stalking psycho or a supernatural beeing? o_o
robutmike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Either fiction or your friend who owns the land set it up to screw with you guys :D Either way its a cool story I suppose.
helgate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try R.L. Stine :P
Aadbilnaad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:13 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds really scary but why burn it down?
procoolguy72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:16 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No. NO
BaconCarnage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:29 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
make this a movie. reading it reminded me of something like IT
Asdayasman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:21:31 on January 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Which film is that?
DubstepCheetah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:13 on July 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Who needs sleep?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
can we get a tl;dr up in here?
LigerWizard ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:53:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How is there no tl:dr?
freakindirt1234 ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 03:06:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This type of thing happens to me all the time! It used to feel like I was borderline pre-cognizant, way back in elementary school. Things tended to happen in such a way that what I did felt more "right" than it really should have. I would have dreams of the most inconsequential things: "A kid in a blue shirt swings on a tire, while the recess guards passed by, talking about how a soccer tournament coming up next week, and then I would sit down on a bench, and just wait, for no apparent reason" Then, like a week later, the dream would happen in real life, to a T. When I'm in RL, and it happens, it feels like I'm looking through my eyes, but my body is taking cues from... I don't know... the Universe? but I'm not actually doing it conciously. I remember the most dramatic of these was a dream I had when I was about four-ish years old, that came true twelve years later, when I walked into the "white room with the textured walls, trimmed in green, surrounded by people with instruments; and then the large man with an unkempt beard walked in wearing a brown shirt and pants, while the sunlight touches his podium". I just about flipped my wig, in Band class, in Junior year, because my prediction from over a decade ago came back full force and punched me square in the mind-hole.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:34:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you're intuitive. i'm the same. i either know shit it going to happen before it does (and it's always ridiculous nonsense), or I dream about it. i'm assuming these things still happen to you? they won't stop if you're aware of them.
are you highly empathic too?
freakindirt1234 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Occasionally, they do, but the dreams don't happen as often as they used to. That's the big, confusing lack of sense of it all: just about every single time the events would happen, there was a corresponding dream associated with it.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:43:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
hopefully i won't be attacked for this new age spiritual nonsense, but... go get reiki. it'll all come back to you stronger. if you're empathic (which you most likely are), you might see/feel ghost too from it. shit blew my mind. wasn't a believer in all that stuff till i got it. still identify as atheist, but i can't explain some of the shit that has happened since i got reiki.
freakindirt1234 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:56:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, it might not even be spiritual. I'll go ahead and channel whatever Neil DeGrasse Tyson I can, and say that maybe it's my vibrating stardust warning me haha! Seriously, though, I have an odd connection with these dreams, but none of the evidence suggests to me anything supernatural. It's... like an echo in time. You know the idea that time is not really as linear as we think? If the particles (I'll go ahead and just call them connected particles, as I am not in fact an astrophysicist) in my body are connected to those of an object in the future, by some weird quantum phenomenon (that I also don't know the existence of), I might be getting echoes from them; since their existence already had it happen. It makes sense in my head, but it's tough to explain. Any questions or clarifications are more than welcome
Scherzkeks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:20:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I get the same sort of deja vu but I'm not able to note the details as well as you, but yeah, time echo/place memory is the best way I can explain it, other than there being something wrong with my head. Just wanted to say I liked your explanation.
freakindirt1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, man, it's weird to say the least. And thanks for the compliment! I generally explain things, even complex things, pretty easily. This one was actually quite the chore lol
unohoo09 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:56:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When it happens again, try to do something that absolutely did not happen in the dream. That ought to fuck up enough shit to make the Universe loop back on itself.
freakindirt1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've thought about it, but there's a pretty strong compulsion motivating the passive observation, rather than taking any sort of action
DiplodoDigitus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:42 on January 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fight the compulsion and see what happens? I doubt it could really be bad... haha
Drake903 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:23:42 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for "mind-hole."
mriparian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:00:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Who gets elected in 2012?
freakindirt1234 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:26:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ach, if I could do it on cue, I would probably be Emperor of Time and Space
mriparian ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:28:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd vote for you.
freakindirt1234 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:34:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I accept your vote. Also, spread the word: I am now Emperor of Time and Space, as your vote just tipped the scale.
mriparian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I now have you tagged as such in RES. I will do your bidding, master.
freakindirt1234 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:42:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Go forth, and find a candidate for the government of Space Region 42, formerly known as the United States, that has all the great ideas of Ron Paul, without influence of fundamentalism or any of his bad ideas. Then, vote for that person. SO YOUR EMPEROR COMMANDS!
mriparian ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:48:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My life for Aiur!
autopsi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:00:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Start a daily dream journal and test yourself.
foodeater184 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:10 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For me it usually happens in the dreams in the middle of the night- the ones you don't remember until something reminds you of it.
Yakroot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:21:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
YOU ARE: ED GLOSSER, TRIVIAL PSYCHIC!
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/ed-glosser-trivial-psychic/274581
freakindirt1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"The housekeeper's annoyed, because she has to go clean that part again"
SpookiSheets ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:26:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for "mind-hole".
freakindirt1234 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:58:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
upvote for the upvote for mind-hole
SpookiSheets ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:50:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Gee, thanks!
redtheda ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:24:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hate to be Buzz Killington, but what you're experiencing is dรฉjร vu, a term I'm sure you've heard of. It's an anomaly in memory encoding - basically a brain fart. It makes you feel like what you're currently experiencing happened before, most often in a dream, coupled with a sense of eeriness. It happens to almost everyone. It usually happens to me every few months or so.
motdidr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:40:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget that as this is happening, your brain will actually "mis-remember" or re-write a dream you had to make it feel or seem more plausible. Our brains do not like to be confuzzled, and will literally modify itself to make things make sense.
redtheda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:27:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed. Memory is highly suspect. In fact, I've read theories that claim that dreams themselves are mostly random neuronal firings that lack any narrative structure, and it's only in attempting to remember them that we impose one retroactively (which also explains why they can be so hard to remember). I don't know that I necessarily agree or believe in that, but it's certainly food for thought.
freakindirt1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:08 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, the term deja vu feels too mild to describe the intensity of the experience. Then again, it very well could be deja vu! Thanks for the input, though.
Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had about twenty deja vus like that.
gassycassy ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 04:45:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All the different dreams posted here made me think of a similar occurrence. Shortly after moving to a different town for college, a good friend from home died. I went back home for the funeral, touched his hand in the coffin and said goodbye. That night, I was in the process of having a dream and he appeared. He told me that he had something to show me. He asked me what I knew of astral projection, and explained that in the realm he's in now, he can take me out of my dream to the astral plane. We went all kinds of neat places, and he then told me that he's safe and happy, and that he had had to wait to tell me because he couldn't find me in my new town. He stopped talking abruptly, grabbed my shoulder and said, "12:51", and I immediately woke up to my mom yelling at me. I looked at the clock, and it was 12:51. My mom said she never said the time, just to get up.
_AlphaOmega ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 08:04:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I really want this to be real and be what happens when you die.
devs1010 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 09:09:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My brother died about a year ago and I sometimes get dreams where I think its something like Astral projection, sometimes it feels really liberating but then there always tends to be a sort of ominous feeling and a feeling of being constrained into an area where its hard to leave. Usually I seem to be following my brother around this strange world. He died from suicide and was bipolar so I can't help but wonder if it means something.
gassycassy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:06:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When my friend was explaining things in my "dream", he said that there are some places you cannot go as the things residing there on the plane itself either don't want you there or very much want you there, for ominous reasons. The majority of it was very vivid, and yes very liberating.
SpreadsGoodVibes ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:24:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he needs guidance to go toward the light. My friend's father has an ability where he can go into a trance to finds spirits that are lost and need to be guided to the light in order to complete their journey to the afterlife. I'm not christian but I recommend doing a quick prayer anyone who may listen to assist in guiding him, just in case he needs your help. Just a thought.
devs1010 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:48:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Its kinda weird to talk about this but the other night the dream was where we were in this place where it was dark (like nighttime I guess) and my brother kept disappearing, like wandering off, I would wander around for what seemed like hours (but was probably only a few min of real time) and then I would find him, we would then talk, or whatever, and it was like I would get distracted by something in this strange world and then eventually realize he was not with me anymore. This kept repeating for a few times and I also remember encountering some other beings and I would, for some reason, explain things about my brother and say that I was looking for him and then I would eventually find him again. These beings that I encountered would first be suspicious of me (I can't put any mental image to what they looked like) as if I was completely out of place but then I would explain about my brother, how he was bipolar, etc and they would let their guard down, I guess and help me in some way to find him.
At first I thought it was just some random dream but now I'm starting to wonder if there isn't a deeper meaning
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 09:36:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Luke 12:51
"Do you think that I came to bring peace on earth? Not at all, I tell you, but rather division!"
Benjammin1391 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:43:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe telling you the time was his way of trying to show you that it was more than just a dream?
gassycassy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:03:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I normally don't believe in these things, but the time is just too weird of a coincidence for me not to believe it.
svrnmnd ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:40:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
woah. I went out with this girl that died of diabetes, we weren't really close but about a week after I heard the news I had a dream , she was with her boyfriend that she left behind and they were happy and holding hands. I said hello she smiled and waved and I felt happy for them. My brother just died about 5 months ago and the first dream I had of him I was packing up his room (I was doing that in the day) and he walked in while I was packing up his wii, asked what I was doing, then told me to plug it in so we could play. I've also had one where he appeared but couldn't say anything or move and it scared the shit out of me. And I also have ones where he is alive again, but its like hes risen from the dead because my family is there and we are saying we are glad that he was able to come back to spend time with us.
your story made me really happy and I really hope that's what its like.
rtza ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:08:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
tell us of the places you went!
gassycassy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:12:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was told that the astral plane exists both in this plane and it's own, so we could go anywhere here that I wanted. We went through space, the ocean, to Aztec and Greek ruins, and one strange thing that really makes this seem real. I'm big into Celtic and Norse mythology, and asked him to see the ruins of Dun Dalgan in Ireland where the Celt hero Chuhulain lived as a child. When we did, of course all the wood structures had deteriorated and all that was left was the stone which was covered with shitty graffiti. I had never seen any kind of picture of it. A few years later, I bought a big book of Celtic mythology and folklore, and there was a picture of the ruins of Dun Dalgan, and lo and behold it was covered with graffiti.
intheballpark ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:39:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant?
Bluest_waters ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:49:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
cool!
i like that
HeadlessPony ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:31:08 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever researched the Astral Phenomenon? I actually read a book about it earlier this year, and one of the things the author mentions in it is that you can enter the astral realm through sleep.
The book is called the Astral Body by A. E. Powell.
r0ssar00 ยท 186 points ยท Posted at 03:29:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was around 8 years old or so, I was swinging on the swingset in my backyard. As usual, I was attempting to jump off as far as I could go. Most days, I could go maybe 2 meters tops. That day? That day was special. That day I jumped off and, as best as I can describe it, I glided across the ground about a foot above it. I distinctly remember gliding about 6 meters before thinking "okay, that's far enough, getting pretty close to hitting the garage now". At that point, I started to descend and landed at a perfect running speed.
To this day I have tried to replicate the event at every opportunity and have failed every time.
TheMidstOfIt ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 04:57:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid, I had a dream I could do this all the time. It was so vivid that, in my childlike mine, I believed that I could do it in real life at times. Those are awesome dreams.
kettlecorn ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:07:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I still have these dreams frequently. I can cross my legs, and if I move fast enough I can hover just above the ground as if I'm gliding but not floating. It's as if I jumped and fall over the surface of the ground rather than towards it.
The only time I've managed to recreate the feeling in real life is if I'm sprinting and briefly skip a step or to and my feet glide over the ground from the speed of my running.
chrisw61 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:35:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think it was Douglas Adams that described flying as "falling, and missing the ground".
madpedro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:06 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's close to lucid dreaming.
TheMidstOfIt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:49 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I actually used to have very realistic and amazing dreams as a child; on occasion they would be lucid. Even when they weren't lucid, I would always be able to control myself and have very structured thought patterns. I had exciting adventures and experiences all the time, in my sleep. It was a good time. I barely remember my dreams anymore.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same. I had those dreams all the time. They were so intense that I'm still a little convinced that some of them are memories, not dreams.
thejesse ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 08:24:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you hit the sweet spot. there was a swing set on a beach i went to a lot in high school, and we would have contests where we would jump for height and distance. every once in a while when going for distance if you timed it just right it did feel like you were just hovering straight forward. awesome feeling.
r0ssar00 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:13:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed. Felt like I was on top of the world.
kittykatinabag ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:12:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember that one day when I was younger, I was at a track meet at another town and I was about to get up to the starting line for the 100 meter. Suddenly as I was bending down in the ready position, my mind just blanks out, no thoughts at all. The gun sounds, and suddenly I'm off running, my feet barely skimming the ground. I glanced down and I swore I saw my feet pushing off the air about an inch or two off the ground, and that's why I was running so fast. I ended up getting first in the race (by a pretty big landslide according to my dad) and getting a personal record that I still haven't been able to beat to this day. Although I haven't ran track in a long time, so that's probably why I can't beat it.
svrnmnd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you were in the zone! I would skate and his would happen to me
NomadofExile ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:18:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You threw yourself at the ground and missed. It happens.
Wonderjea ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:03:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember swinging on the swings one day when I was in elementary school. I was sitting, not swinging, when all of the sudden I was pushed back so hard I practically flew off backwards. It felt as if this powerful force just knocked the wind out of me. No one touched me and I was so scared I tried to run away but didn't know where to go. Still can't explain it.
RayADropofGoldenSun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:27:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in fourth grade, I was swinging and some random fifth grader came and sat next to me and swung.
She was gathering speed and height, when she just faceplanted into the ground next to me, like she fell from the top straight into the gravel (Yeah, she was crying). Her friends rushed over, and one of them asked why I pushed her. I believe she told them I didn't.
I was a bit baffled- I would imagine she would fly forward, or land behind the swings if she fell while swinging? Maybe her momentum and position was correct enough for her to land perfectly in the center..
deadpear ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:45:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe fell backwards? Also, gravity pulls down - not to the sides...so if she fell at the peak, there would be no momentum.
RayADropofGoldenSun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Of course gravity pulls down.. I suppose I meant that she should've moved a bit forward if she didn't fall off at the 'peak' of her swing.
I'm no good at explaining, lol.
AAAAAAAHHH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd say it's fairly likely that her momentum and position were correct enough for that to happen.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:18:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Free your Mind Neo
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:46:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yer a Witch, Lily.
freebeers ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:14:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You can't try to fly. You just have to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
blonderocker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:44:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to have this dream all the time that as I inhaled in big gasps I would slowly start to float upwards and levitate/fly. It was so vivid and real feeling that I would often get scared and, I could even feel the lightness of my weight, the wind blowing, the physics were always constant, I could even feel myself landing on the wood chips of our school playground when I came down.
I would go to school and tell all my friends "look at this!" and I would start gasping in big gulps of air, and my friends would just stare at me and I couldn't help thinking "God damnit, why isn't it working now?!"
It took my brain much more development before I could ever make any clear sense of the situation.
FlamingSoySauce ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:11:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The key to flying is not thinking about it. Obviously, physics was temporarily distracted by pictures of cats.
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shesthevoice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:09:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have dreams like that constantly. I'm running, and as long as I jump and run in the air, I can glide as far as I like without touching the ground.
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:17 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh, ignore all the dumbasses acting like children can't tell the difference between dreams they had at night and waking life(by age 8 no less).
r0ssar00 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:59:33 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My dreams have always involved a chase of some sort, whether I'm chasing something or something is chasing me. I assure you, 8 year old self really experienced this.
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:10 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I believe it, dude. And I think I know the exact sort of equilibrium-ish "this is it" feeling you're talking about too.
[deleted] ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 05:03:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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gt_9000 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:34:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TL;DR Ball gets caught in tree branches.....falls out a few years later.
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:45:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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hartekin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:13:34 on February 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am really glad you didn't actually break your back. That sounds like a fucking scary experience.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:08:02 on June 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A bit late. But here is a very viable explanation for that.
SergiyMichael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:08 on April 20, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can it be it was a vision, hallucination, something that could happen, but didnt.. Prompted by the deep in the mind visuals how it is dangerous to climb up so high, which you were denying climbing higher and higher, which caused the short mental breakdown, and when you gave in you had a trigger in your mind โ reaching the grounds, which caused self-hypnotized injuries symptoms..
Are you easily hypnotized? Have you ever had any episodes triggered by self-hypnosis ??
madeinguam ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 03:24:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A friend and I went to PF Changs for lunch and when we got there, there was a short wait. The hostess gives us a pager and as we're waiting, I mention to my buddy that the image on the pager reminded me of the movie The Matrix.
Fast forward a couple minutes and the hostess takes us to our table. The server comes over and introduces herself: "Hi, my name is Trinity..."
And yes, that is her real name.
Ninawasacat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:59:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvoted for actually being a "the matrix" moment.
Scherzkeks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:23:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was she Asian?
madeinguam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:02:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
White chick.
MrSimiana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:19:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like you needed to Chang your point of view.
patesta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I recommend changing the story a bit by "clarifying" that the picture on the pager was of a white rabbit. Wouldn't that have been fuckin' crazy!
madeinguam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember the image wasn't directly out of the movie. It, for whatever reason, just made me think of it.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:53:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How spicy would you like your chang sauce?
smorgas_gord ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 03:10:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was with my siblings on vacation, ambling around a French town, got distracted by something and when I rejoined them they told me about a guy who looked exactly like me, walked like me and everything who I'd just missed. Having a theory about doppelgangers, that they never seem to meet each other, I asked where he went. They pointed to the shop he'd just gone into. Excited, I went in. But only the shopkeeper was there, and the shop was tiny.
Pot_Bot ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 04:25:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a similar experience in high school. A kid transferred to my school knowing everything about me. Not just a bit of background but he had distinct memories of us from early childhood up until about 3 years before hand. After that he turned out to have been at numerous places at the same time during that 3 year gap. ie We were both in Disneyland at the same time. Either he was a master troll/stalker or I live a secret double life.
grandwahs ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:31:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you end up being friends with him?
Megabobster ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:48:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's quite possible that at that point where you "first met him" you experienced something traumatic (i.e. witnessed a murder) and developed a split personality disorder which was triggered by this person. The first time your normal consciousness met him, your split personality resolved and removed itself. Try some hypnosis if you can (note: make sure people aren't just BSers first. I also know that split personality disorder is called something else but I forget what and I'm too lazy to google).
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:04:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well I know I don't have a split personality.
Yes you do.
What? No I don't.
Megabobster ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:55:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're doing it wrong.
Megabobster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, no. Actually he's doing it pretty well.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:01 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No I'm not.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:16 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, You'll find he is you cock.
einsteinsolid ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:41:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Repressed memories are pretty much Pop Psychology
Megabobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But split personalities aren't.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:58:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dissassociative(sp?) Identity Disorder.
Megabobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I think that's it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:02:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I scare the shit out of people at parties like this. I have a very good memory for details, so by looking at your facebook profile I'll remember your job/school, your parents names, Which town you live in and if you leave your wall unlocked, can work out to some extent who your friends are. I find it hilarious.
The3rdWorld ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:08:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i would assume you're onto me and quietly dispose of your corpse in the garden.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I carry a foldup shovel and can play dead really well. ;)
freebeers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try Mr. Durden.
daybreaker ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:02:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once went to the mall in a town about 10 miles away, and had two guys approach me thinking I was their friend... they didnt even believe me at first that I wasnt him, because they said I looked and sounded so much like him. It was really weird, and I still dont discount the idea they were just fucking with me. People from that town tended to be assholes.
sheislove06 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:46:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My dad is a truck driver and once he was in his truck waiting at a red light when he looked over at the truck next to him and saw himself driving it. He just stared to make sure it wasn't a mirror or something and the guy was just looking straight. He was even wearing a shirt that my dad owned, but not the one he was wearing at the moment. He said he got this really strange feeling in the pit of his stomach. He tried to follow it but it got away too fast.
Lots42 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:52:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And then two weeks later, he drove really fast to get away from this strange weirdo...
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:13:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If its anything, I met my doppelganger - we were even wearing the same hat and hoodie when we met. Usually you dont think someone would look like you, but this dude looked exactly like me. The only thing that was really distinguishable between us was our voice.
lateral_moves ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:49:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My friends and I gave cash to a dude to buy us beer when we were in high school. He disappeared into the gas station store and never came out. Whenever I heard similar stories since, I'd always say the dude disabeer'd.
Kamikazelove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cool story, bro.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:59:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was on vacation in Germany with my brother and 2 friends. My brother went into this little gift shop (to ask directions or something) and right as he entered the shop me and my friends saw this guy and girl holding hands walking past us. The guy looked EXACTLY like my brother, same height, same hair, same style of clothing and the same 'walk'. We're just standing there looking at each other asking if that was my brother. My brother comes walking out of the store, we tell him the story and we look around, no sign of the doppelganger.
Also: On a forum I frequently visit there was this thread where people post pictures of themselves. One of them posted a picture of himself and it was like he posted a picture of me. He looked just like me. Same hair, same face, same style of clothes I usually wear. I showed the pic to my best friend who has known me for over 15 years. He refused to believe that is wasn't me in the picture.
Ryugi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:33:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you time-traveled to pick up something you'd lost?
Chow_D ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:38:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When you were "distracted by something" you probably went into the store looking for some good deals. That is what your friends saw.
adventsparky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:22:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it was you ;)
db0255 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everybody tells me I remind them of someone but that the other guy is as annoying as hell.
Lots42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Speaking of, in my tiny Blockbuster customers would ask for help and then vanish.
Sometimes I would wonder 'Did they drop to the floor to hide from me?'
Leonashanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:41:45 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you're lucky. they say that if you ever meet your doppelganger, you'll die.
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 04:33:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have random memories pass through my head about random crap, just like everyone else. But sometimes, usually between a couple weeks-two months after having these memories, these memories actually happen, after I remember the memory. It's always something boring though, like being asked a certain question in the exact setting with the person wearing the exact clothes. This happens all the time.
Either I get really bad dรฉjร vu moments, so bad my mind makes up a false memory from weeks/months ago to fuck with me even more, or I have the most boring case of ESP out there.
I also once dropped a bowl of soup, caught it so violently that it slipped out of my hands vertically, a good half-foot into the air, then caught it again. Not a single drop of soup was spilled.
cheestaysfly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:32:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This sometimes happens to me too! I'll imagine a conversation occurring with someone, and months later it will, exactly like I imagined it. I always get that creepy sense of deja vu.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:19:56 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I too have the most boring case of ESP.
mukeshitt ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 09:03:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My sister was married in a city called "Hansi" in the state of Haryana in India. I went to visit her once and in the evening we were sitting in her home and chatting with her in-laws. Suddenly she asked me to note the constant noise that was there in the backgroud. It was like a mammoth wind-mill operational nearby (there is no such thing there). And as I noticed it she said the noise stops immediately when someone talks about it. Lo and behold it did. Every fucking time I tried to talk about it the noise stopped. It scared the fuck out of me.
Oh_hell_naw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:23 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like someone was messing with you.
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:17:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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motdidr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ಠ_ಠ My nostalgia floodgates, they have opened. I remember watching this at like 6am before leaving for school. Wow.
RebelWithoutASauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:40 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Superhuman Samurai Cyber-Squad....takes me back.
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 13:44:40 on February 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not my story, but what my grandpa once told me about three near death experiences he had. The first experience happened when he lived in a small town in Greece which had been captured by Nazis, making my grandpa and his friends POW pretty much. One day, one of the Nazi soldiers went missing. In the end, the other Nazis assumed my grandpa and his friends had killed him, and so they lined them up against a wall to shoot them. Just before they were about to shoot (the Nazis were counting down from 10) my grandpa suddenly got this feeling that caused him to yell 'STAMATA' (Greek for 'stop'), which stopped the Nazi that was going to shoot. Literally immediately after, the missing Nazi emerged from the bushes, drunk and stumbling around. There was apparently then some awkward laughter and apologies and my grandpa and his friends were dismissed. The Nazis were amazed at his foresight as all of them had been blindfolded too. The second experience happened sometime later, where my grandpa and his friends (not sure if they were the same ones from before) were in some clearing which had a large stone fence cutting through it. Being curious, my grandpa and his friends decided to climb over the wall and jump to the other side, and so they began to climb it. My grandpa however, again getting a bad feeling, ran off to find a ladder instead to climb over. By the time he got back and climbed up the ladder, he saw his friends had been shot dead on the other side. Lastly, my grandpa was a fairly religious man, and attended church every Sunday morning. One morning though, he slept in. This was very unusual, as he had never been one to sleep in anyway. He got dressed and rushed to church but upon arrival, he discovered the church had had a bomb fall right on it, killing everyone inside. I apologise in advance for any spelling errors as this was typed on my phone.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:21:40 on February 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:34:33 on February 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No problem! Thank you for taking the time to read it. c:
shittytitty ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:26:40 on February 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wow, this is why i always read the new comments in popular threads.
hartekin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:10:12 on February 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Intense.
jonuggs ยท 575 points ยท Posted at 02:54:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I was driving home from college one day and I pulled up at a red light at an intersection. The car in front of me was one of those aqua/teal Honda Civics that were popular in the mid to late nineties.
I look to my right. The gas station marquee says something like: "Always be aware of your surroundings when you Shift." That's not verbatim, but I remember "Shift" being capitalized for some reason. I thought it was kind of peculiar and that's when I noticed that the car immediately to my right was, in fact, another of the same colored Honda civics.
Okay - interesting coincidence. Then I figure, "what the hell - how funny would it be if. . ." and look in my rear view mirror. Yep. Aqua/Teal civic behind me. So I look to my left.
Sure enough - same car. I'm surrounded by them on all sides. I chuckle to myself, thinking it's nothing. The light turns green and we begin to move. Three of the Civics move in to the right lane. As they're traveling next to me I notice that they have no license plates. There are drivers, and the interiors are all tan or ecru.
They all merge on to a Northbound route and I continue on my way.
For the past fifteen years I've maintained that I somehow "Shifted" (hey -the marquee's words, not mine) in to a dimension other than the one in which I was born. I bring this up when things seem really off in the world.
Example: Rick Santorum? A viable Presidential candidate? <sigh> I really need to find a way back to my home dimension.
Edit - Just a quick note to everybody suggesting that the cars were headed to the dealership and such. Yes - I'm well aware of the fact that this is the most likely reason for the situation, but we're all trying to have some fun here. The only real reason that it was kind of weird is that the marquee at the gas station said something oddly relevant; right time, right place for a strange coincidence - but the story is a lot of fun at parties. At the time I lived to the North of Washington D.C. and the Northbound route that the cars all exited on to would take them toward a small area called Briggs Chaney. This was the location of one of the larger Honda dealerships in the area.
[deleted] ยท 188 points ยท Posted at 03:23:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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ryebrye ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 03:48:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I read that in a parallel reality and thought it was pretty unrealistic.
Zosimas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I read that parallelly in several words and in one of them it was quite convincing.
CrazyPersonApologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me too, but it was also mundane.
jonuggs ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:29:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hate to sound so shallow, but I saw that book in the store a few weeks back and was turned off by the cover. I've heard from several people how great it is though, so now I may have to reconsider.
Sometimes book covers just completely turn me off though. <shrug>
treegrass ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 04:21:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't judge a book by its cover!
PirateBushy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:35:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I'm not terribly sold on the cover either. I'm not certain why, but a good deal many of Murakami's books have close-up pictures of faces on them. At least the typeface for the title looks nice.
At any rate, the more I read it, the more it's becoming my favorite Murakami novel. If you end up reading 1Q84 and liking it, you might want to check out The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle and Kafka on the Shore.
jonuggs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome. :)
Thanks for the recommendation!
bennn30 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:25:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Great Book of Amber has this concept. "Princes" of Amber can shift "shadows" of the real Amber by thinking about subtle differences in the terrain or sky or whatever and as they continue to walk or travel in that direction, they slowly shift to a new "phase of Amber" so to speak. Point of it is literally anything is possible if you walk through the phases long enough constantly changing things. really fascinating concept
jonuggs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:55:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. :) I've read all of the Amber books and really dug them.
Wheat_Grinder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:31:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like Nine Princes in Amber by Roger Zelazny.
FriscoBowie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Does it have an alternate title, by any chance?
PirateBushy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:36:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No that I'm aware of.
FriscoBowie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:37:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Man. I have quite a few of his books on my computer, but not that one.
PirateBushy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:40:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It just released in America on October 25th 2011.
FriscoBowie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:42:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh.
Okay. That makes sense.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:30:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're welcome.
Remember to buy it if you like it.
FriscoBowie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! When I start working again, I have a lot of buying I want to do.
darkman21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:50:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I love this thread You should read, job, a devine comedy . It's about this couple trying to get home but when they go to sleep they wake up in another earth which is basically the same but not quite really good book
SeeingEyeSponge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:22:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're talking about Job: A Comedy of Justice by Robert Heinlein. Excellent departure from his normal sci-fi fare.
darkman21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes!!!! Been a few years (Mid 80's?) since I read that particular book. Thanks you kind sir -Upvote for your kind help-
fuka-eri ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:36:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's incredible so far.
bldkis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:54:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Similar book on a GIGANTIC scale called "City at the End of Time" by Greg Bear about people who can do this voluntarily. It was an amazing read but it took me 4 years to finish even though it's not super long.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:54:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Replying to you so I remember to pick this book up.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:56:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just got the book for christmas and was thinking of it as I read your comment. Awesome.
SharkBaitDLS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:44:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also, Neal Stephenson's Anathem
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This looks interesting
jynnan_tonnyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Possibly interesting, if not unexpected, note: The Japanese word for 9 is "kyu"/"ku", pronounced similar to "Q" โ so, "1984".
Is the story related at all?
missfiona ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:35:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It is a reference to the Orwell book, yes.
It also works if you don't capitalize Q: 1q84.
PirateBushy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:20:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
From what I can tell, it bears some similarities to 1984, but nothing too overt. Interesting note on the pun, though. TIL!
aegicat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:21 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One of the characters in the book actually recognizes this and comments on it :)
AriasBrokenMirror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:42:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for that book. It's amazing. Got the third one sitting waiting for me when I have the time to give to it. I'm really glad how I timed it, because I finished book 1 and 2 and book 3 came out almost immediately.
redditedstepchild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds cool.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:04:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey me too. High five.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What would be doubly awesome is if they slipped through different dimensions, and the reader didn't know about it.
makubex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You have just made me super excited, sir! I have 1Q84 sitting on my coffee table at home, just waiting for me to crack it open after work.
Oddly enough, this is the second time I've seen Murakami referenced in this reddit post. Even more oddly, I haven't read Murakami for at least a year and a half now and just so happened to pick up 1Q84 on a whim last night while browsing a bookstore.
Glitch in the matrix in a glitch in the matrix thread?!
PirateBushy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, I'm just really happy that so many people have upvoted and replied to this comment. It feels good to connect with other Murakami fans and it feels even better to raise awareness of his newest works. In some small way, it feels like I'm helping Murakami become even more of a famous author than he already is.
You'll have to let me know what you think of 1Q84 when you finish it. :)
makubex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've made a note and will most definitely get back to you with my opinion of the book! Keep in mind, that may be a couple months out, I'm due to start classes again in a few days here.
PirateBushy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry, I'm the world's slowest reader (which is odd, considering I just completed my undergraduate degree in Literary Studies). Chances are, you'll probably have this book finished before I do. I'll check back and let you know what I think of it when I'm done.
makubex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe we'll finish on the same day and we can make a post in a "Glitch in the Matrix " thread next time it gets reposted!
PirateBushy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:18:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...
I'm willing to Slap-bet that we finish it on the same day.
makubex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:59:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Deal!
Tiskettasket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:36 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm actually reading that right now. I'm about 100 pages in, it's incredible.
Elizafish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:41 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm reading the Wind Up Bird Chronicle right now, and it's amaaaazing!
furixx ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:51:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
isn't this the plot of every murakami book?
pikamen ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Noooo don't finish it! I read it in every dimension and it was really disappointing.
All of his other books are better...even After Dark.
1Q84 was just too ambitious I think. The third book also feels unnecessary and droning.
Tiranui ยท 714 points ยท Posted at 04:12:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is a creepy pasta story along the lines of:
Every family in every town on every continent has one. It's a cabinet, not particularly odd, not out of place. The paint was peeling on the corners, and the knob was a bit loose. The inside smelled like dust and the paint wasn't the same as the kitchen walls.
You hid in there once during a game of hide 'n' seek.
No one told you it doesn't open back into your reality. Don't worry, you can't tell the difference.
But everybody misses you.
MightyMadFresh ยท 168 points ยท Posted at 05:52:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
don't know why, but this gave me goosebumps and hard nips.
StuffedTurkey ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 07:07:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
best part
rockstarking ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:28:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
even gabe me hard nips.
Oh wait...
quartzar_the_king ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A++++ would read again
ManEggs ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 07:26:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
nice
woopsifarted ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:06:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good guy MightMadFresh: Makes you laugh after feeling nothing but fear and goosebumps for the past hour in this god forsaken thread.. Ok, I'm going back in
rickinyorkshire ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:48:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can't get out!
brizznook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:35:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Go on...
DiplodoDigitus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:56 on January 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"why yo' nips hard? Huh? Huh?"
Block_After_Block ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just the nips for me.
JediDwag ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 07:01:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just had a memory from when I was super super young. I must have been like less than 5. We were playing hide and go seek, and I hid in some kind of cabinet thing. It might have even been like the bottom doors on a TV entertainment center. I just remember I was one of the youngest kinds playing, and I was the only one small enough to fit in there, so I figured it was the perfect spot to hide.
I squeezed inside, shut the doors behind me, and waited. I waited quite some time, not sure how long. I was determined to win, so I didn't give up, I stayed quiet and still. I figure they'd call out or something if they gave up, but they never did. After longer than I could bear I eventually got sick of hiding, figured they'd moved on to a different game, and that I had won, so I finally came out.
There wasn't even anyone searching for me, they were all playing tag or something outside. One of the adults simply said something along the lines of, "Oh, there you are." All this time I just figured the other kids had gotten bored and gave up looking.
Fuck.
RebelWithoutASauce ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:00:32 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So...you won.
JediDwag ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:57:15 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh totally. I'm so good at hide and go seek...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:28 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know i'm late as fuck to the party, but... Goddamn it, the same thing happened to me when I was in preschool. I was playing hide and seek at my friends birthday party, and I hid in a small cabinet in my friends finished basement. I waited for what felt like forever, and by the time I got out and went upstairs, everyone was playing somewhere else... I just thought I was a badass hide and seek champion.
Swag3daMax ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 04:24:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I adore this.
FithNick ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:14:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That made my skin absolutely crawl.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 06:13:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Too bad I didn't have friends to play hide 'n' seek with!
TheRedGerund ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:23:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's just become very difficult for me to like anyone in my life, because I feel like they're faking me. fuck.
14domino ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:37:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That really creeped me out, I don't know why, I usually laugh at creepypasta.
HotDinnerBatman ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:02:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now I'm worried that my real reality was way better than his one and I should have never hidden in that cabinet :(
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:17:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this makes me miss lurking creepypasta so much.
goatpriest ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:06:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking... Damn...
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:03:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
as soon as i read that my moms certain closet thing popped into my head.. im going home this weekend to visit.. im hopping in the closet. god help me
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:59:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man... That's really sad, but I think I can shift back to my own dimension just by driving in the middle of four teal Civics.
Benjammin1391 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:04:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This here marks the first time a creepypasta has actually creeped me out. Jesus, what a head trip.
The ending sentence is what does it to me. Ugh.
jeffster888 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:10:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't matter, your alternate universe self is filling in that role nicely.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like these can easily push someone over the rim of a mental disorder.
techrogue ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:20:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I need to know what this is from.
Leanneh20 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:08:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
me too as well
buffalord ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:22:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my baby Jesus....
Vaernil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:40:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hate you.
BRENTOSAURUS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
AAAAAAAAAAHHH
smokes_lets_go ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK
princesscrapfactory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Commenting to remember this later. So creepy!
KMFDM781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:59:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of something I used to muse about....what if there were people who have mastered time travel but the public weren't allowed to know about it....it's like super mega top secret. If they went back and killed Hitler for example, my present self would never know the difference...I'd have just never heard of Hitler. The point being, if anyone changed something in the past, you'd never know the difference.
cadeSILVER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, that was vaguely creepy, and left me with just the right amount of unease.
Atario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:08:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Joke's on you, our family never had a cabinet empty enough for a living thing to wedge in!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:09:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking the same...no dimensional travel for me...and now i'm too tall to fit in most cabinets...
bhindblueyes430 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:31:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Brb trip to the cabinet
sav86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:11:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this just made me poop my pants...
warlockami ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:19:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That made me so upset reading and thinking about :l
databasestate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:34:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
jesus fuck
rickinyorkshire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:49:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's quite sad. Come to think of it, any door you go through could be another dimension and every time you go through you go missing in the previous reality.
anotherMrLizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Read that in Rod Serling's voice.
jonuggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've read this one and I've always liked it. :)
dresdraconius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, this scared the hell outta me!!
SPacific ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This creeped me out more than any other story in this thread. I don't know why.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This totally messed with my head. mind = blown
nbelleville ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
love it!
ranalicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
See I thought of creepy shit like this on my own around age 10. Something like putting on a shirt or drying my face with a towel would kinda freak me out and I'd think I emerged into a different reality or I'd expect an alien to appear. I blame the Langoliers for giving me weird ideas about dimensions.
loveselephants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This maybe the creepiest thing I've heard to date seeing as my mom often talks about me hiding in this cabinet and reappearing an hour later.
cedricchase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wow.
mrthirsty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You said "Pasta Story" and I got exited for a 4chan spaghetti tale...
Feelsbadman.flv
HanAlai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is scary as hell.
naught_fortrying ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:33 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This really reminds me of The Lost Room mini series the sci-fi channel did a while back.
10InchErection ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:48 on April 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only one that went to the kitchen to check?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And then a strange man in a blue box comes to see you, and then he leaves telling you that he'll be back. You wait for him. You wait a long time, hoping against hope that he'll return. Just when you're about to give up, just when you think you must've have dreamed him up, he's back. He's back and he's come to take you on an adventure through time and space, an adventure that you wouldn't even believe if you weren't living it.
And then you wake up. You're in the cabinet, it's dark. Your muscles are cramped and you can barely breathe in the dusty, cloying air. You fumble to open the cabinet and burst out, coughing on dust and your own breath. You're back home, nothing has changed. There's no strange man in a blue box, no incredible adventure. You're back home, and the adventure is already fading into the recesses of memory, losing clarity and color. The world you've just entered can't be the one you left, can it? Of course, you can't know that for sure. So you keep living, trying to live a normal life, one without traveling through time and space, witnessing events utterly beyond the scope of human understanding. And you can't shake the nagging thought that the world in your dreams was more real than the one you're living in now.
Pot_Bot ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 04:06:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All you did was get to see a group of test cars. I used to live in Queen Creek where alot of car companies test. They were doing road testing.
BlackLiger ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:20:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's what they want you to think.
antireality ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:50:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I lived there for a while, too. Creeped me out the first few times I saw it. I got used to it.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:00:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My father works in the car industry and I can testify to this - unfortunately your rationale seems to have been ignored...
antireality ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:31:08 on January 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's alright. Not a lot of room for rationale in the Matrix.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:39:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One of my friend's mom's did this for a while. They usually take 3 identical cars, and follow each other at a relatively close distance.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe. But his story was better
Lots42 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:36:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You were in the Grand Theft Auto universe and Niko had just stolen a Teal Civic.
ivanwarrior ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:19:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
easy explanation is that it was a test group for the new model car, i live in michigan and see them all the time, the new dodge charger looks sweet btw.
randumnumber ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:39:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It very well could have been 4 people driving cars for a dealership..Dealerships in large cities store their cars in a warehouse and then put out only a few on the lot...the boss calls and says "we need 4 more hondas" and thats how that happens...Once on the highway i saw a bunch of white chevy vans all the same model no plates they got off on the exit that leads to where all the dealerships are in my city.
mriparian ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:46:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Take me with you.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:10:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Possibly might have witnessed a manufacturer robbing?
Considerable ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:04:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How did you not freak out? I would have followed them, at least, to figure out what they were up to
jonuggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I did freak out a little bit. Which is exactly why I didn't follow them.
Plus - it probably would have led to a very mundane explanation and then this story would kind of fall flat.
Considerable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, thinking about it I probably wouldn't have... Must make a great bar story though!
Jennster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had something happened that relates to cars. I had just moved in to a studio apartment. The next morning I open the window and look at at the area. I see nothing but red cars parked all up and down m side of the street. I still think it's weird. They were all red, no other color car. All up and down the block.
gwac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:21:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There was a photo on reddit of 6 black Porsche's in a line once. All identical. They were all doing a test run of a next years model. Were all the Hondas brand new or could have been released the following year?
xdonutx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, I don't want to take the pizazz out of your story, but I think I might have an explanation. Not too many people know about this, and I've only learned about it a few years ago and seen it just once myself, but sometimes car manufacturers will send a caravan of their cars out on the roads (often highways) in order to test them in real life situations. The cars all drive together, and you'll notice them because it's just a clump of cars all made by the same manufacturer. It's likely that this happened based on what you described, since the cars are all the same and they seemingly have the same destination.
jonuggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I edited my link above. Yes - you're right. But the oddness of the circumstances makes for a great story to tell and I have fun telling it. :)
I really have no delusions about it. Just a fun story to tell.
Othercolonel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:29:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not to be a buzzkillington here, but they were most likely just new cars going to a dealership.
jonuggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know how cornmeal was invented?
Othercolonel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrix did it?
lust4life ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:16:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know they hire people to drive cars from one dealership to another when they are not selling at one location, right?
moonblade89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:14:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
along with the fact that you mention they had no license plates and were all the same colour, tells me that they were just being testdriven by the manufacturer. sorry to burst your bubble.
jonuggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No bubble burst. It's just a fun story to tell. I'm completely aware, and accepting, of the fact that there is a reasonable explanation. It's a hoot to tell the story though. :)
schuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They could very well be company cars. A company would lease the same car, they would be driving in the general same area, and be going to the general same place at the same time. That could explain the no license plate thing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.kongregate.com/games/ArmorGames/shift
OrangeWool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They might actually have been government agents. I'm completely serious.
bboytriple7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was Vin Diesel driving one of them?
meliaesc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or the were from a Honda manufacturer/dealer who was moving some cars? Or something along that line.
lengthynewt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It sounds like they were being driven to a dealership, especially considering the lack of license plates.
almoor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't mean to be such a realist, but this happened to me too and my father finally explained it to me one day. Sometimes when the car companies have too many cars to ship and not enough trucks to put them in, they'll drive the new cars to the storage location. This is why they were all the same make/model/no license plate etc. It freaked me out too though haha!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope they were just practicing for the Fast and Furious scenes for the first movie. Later on realized the Civics looked better in black and gave them all black paintjobs.
fc3sbob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
could have been a few guy's having a mini honda meet? I was driving down the road one day and I was surrounded by at least 30 toyota MR2's.. They were all heading to a mr2 meet. Or maybe some company hired people to transport them to a dealer and they had some sort of temporary tag that you didn't see, or they could have just pulled a Steve Jobs and not had to have any plates at all if the car is not 6 months or older, if that rule applies in your state.
nemoomen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"This never would have happened at my old reality!"
"CAAAAAARLOS!"
Titanomachy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh good. The story really could have gone either way.
NattyBroh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FYI - Nissan's marketing catch phrase was SHIFT for a while a few years back. The more you know.
Gazook89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could they all have been driving to The Dealership?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it was the Fast and Furious gang.
filenotfounderror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
maybe they were just driving a bunch of new models of the same car to a dealership or something.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Likely a test drive sort of operation by Honda. Usually they'll take the same car out in groups and travel the same path with one another, with no plates either since they're owned by the company. It IS weird that they were all the same color though. Unless this wasn't around when those cars were new, you were probably either being trolled or about to watch a fast and the furious 1 opening scene go down lol.
jonuggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, this was around 97 or 98, and Fast and the Furious didn't come out until 2001.
Still, as I've mentioned a few other times - I have no delusions about what happened; right time and right place for an odd coincidence. :) It's just a fun story to tell.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lol it was probably a ricer group out for a run that decided to fuck with you. Lots of people in the racing scene run without plates or with fake plates to escape the police.
nosecohn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They were inventory being shuttled between dealerships.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should check out Steins;Gate. It explores time travel and alternate realities.
TheStreisandEffect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Sliders"
gt_9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shift was a type of car or something. I forgot whose it was, but Shift_2.0 ads were all over the place a few years ago.
It is possible all those cars were new cars being driven to the dealership by the dealership employees ? (Hence the no license plates)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was reading this story and thought "this is interesting but I hope he says something politically liberal at the end because I am a political liberal and I like to read views that reaffirm my own."
Suffice to say, I was not disappointed.
jonuggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lol.
The first thing I wrote there had nothing to do with politics, I just figured it would be more accessible given what's going on in the U.S. right now. My first instinct was to go back to an older joke: "Best rapper is white (Eminem), best golfer is black (Tiger Woods)? Pretty sure I slipped in to an alternate dimension at some point." But I wasn't sure if that would go over as well or connect with as many people given the broad spectrum of age that comes to Reddit.
netsui ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Having watched a lot of Star Trek and Doctor Who, I've often wondered if we're the ones who exist in the bizarro/evil parallel universe. The only solid evidence I've found to refute this hypothesis is a profound lack of goatees and steampunk dirigibles.
whoaohoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was this in the mid to late nineties? If so, you solved it when you mentioned their popularity...
ragvamuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure you weren't just playing a GTA game? It's a comon glitch through the whole series, happens all the time.
hiero_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:05:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome.... to Eerie, Indiana!
Cigarro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The origin of the flashmob?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:08:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try, Driver San Francisco main character guy.
woopsifarted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:04:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can't even describe the way this story made me feel at a 7 right now
Soupr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe they were on the way to a honda dealaship..?
staynegative ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure you werent just watching one of the Fast and Furious movies?
jonuggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ha. Yeah - I replied to somebody else on this topic. This took place around 97 or 98 and the Fast and the Furious didn't come out until 2001.
rafer11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I thought you were starting a new form of 'Bel-Airing' where you describe the start of the The Fast and The Furious.
another_day ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They were off to hijack a shipping truck and steal electronics. One of them may have been an undercover cop.
whiteguycash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Rick Santorum isn't a viable presidential candidate. Don't you think its kind of bad taste to talk about a former US Senator who died about 7 years ago in 2005? It was in the London bombings. He tackled a bomber off the double decker bus when he and his family were vacationing, and the fuse delay caused the explosion to go off in the street, saving a double decker busload of people.
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/08/international/europe/08bombings.html
omie_wise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:49 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've a friend who has a phobia of clowns and dolls. Anything that distorts or exaggerates the human face trips her shit and she cannot cope. She was driving home from work one day, stopped at a stoplight, and looked to her right to find the driver on her right was a clown. She managed not to panic and looked to her left. The driver was a clown. She was hyperventilating a bit, and as the light turned green she glanced in the rear view mirror and... the driver behind her was a clown.
She was flanked by clowns. Full makeup, wigs, wild colored shirts, the whole deal.
She took off fast, pulled into a Burger King or something, and tried to calm down. It turned out there was some kind of parade or something going on, and these folks were driving to be in it. Totally reasonable explanation, but not something you really expect to encounter.
TLDR: a woman with a clown phobia finds herself completely surrounded by clowns driving cars.
jonuggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:20 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not one of those folks with a fear of clowns but, seriously - that would fuck me up a little bit.
deputyann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:35 on February 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. It's always a Honda.
achievable_chode44 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:22:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They must have been filming 3fast3furious (cause moar dan 2fast)
the_muchness ยท 267 points ยท Posted at 03:35:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have an overwhelming, terrified reaction to any time I see footage or a recreation of the D-Day invasion of Normandy. I can watch anything about any other type of war/battle/what-have-you, but for some reason, and I don't know why - the D-Day invasion strikes something in me. The worst time was when I watched Saving Private Ryan, my heart felt like it was going to pound out of my chest, I felt a sense of panic that I have never felt, and tears started streaming down my face. I was paralyzed in my seat. I had the strangest 'you've been there' feeling that I've never had before.
[deleted] ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 05:16:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You were reincarnated from someone who died there. Or something.
ereldar ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:36:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is what I was thinking...either someone who died there or someone who survived there.
NovelDame ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 06:00:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My sister has the same thing... we were all raised in Colorado, never traveled. In high school she took up painting and would do nature scenes, with or without people, freehand. A year ago she and I went to Gettysburg to see the battlefields and cemeteries. We got to a place called "The Devil's Den" and she gasped and said, "I've been here. I painted it." "What? You're not making sense." We got home, she pulled out 3 paintings of various views from The Devil's Den, done in '96-'98. We compared them to photos, and I got chills. I believe she was a Civil War soldier.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 15:45:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cool story sis
kensomniac ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 06:57:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to my brother sometimes, but with water.. he just panics if it touches his face.. my mom tells a story about a time when he was about 4 or 5 and she walked around the corner from the bedroom and my brother was just standing in the middle of the living room, he looked right at her and said, "I flew planes in the war, but I crashed and drowned."
He still wakes up screaming with nightmares of drowning, or being trapped underwater. He tried to commit suicide by jumping off a bridge and drowning himself a few years back, when he was pulled to the bank, he told my dad "It's harder to drown than I remember."
Kinda makes me sad.
lordofthesquids ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 12:06:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hope your brother is ok
i_lick_my_knuckles ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:01:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's fascinating.
Do you think he would do an AMA?
East_Clintwood ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 05:37:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I know what you're alluding to, (reincarnation) and I've been there buddy.
For my whole life, I've had a terrible phobia of sudden, loud noises, surprising things. I get extreme anxiety from this. (this is pertinent later in my story.) When I was about 12, this Japanese family moved across the street from us. My family became friends with them, and it was my first time really hearing Japanese, and I thought it was the most beautiful language I'd ever heard. (I still do.) I started to teach myself Japanese, and just couldn't shake the feeling that I was supposed to live there.
What do you know, my dad asks me if I'm ok with living in Japan. (he works for the government and gets assigned to different countries every 4 years.) I'm super excited and desperately want to go there, so we move. (It was so awesome!) According to Japanese people, my Japanese accent was perfect. Which is odd, because I'd only been studying it for about a year.
Now, when I'm living in Japan I have to take a Japanese history class. We learn about Hiroshima, and to this day I feel panicky and nauseated thinking about it. Radiation, burns, the sudden flash of light literally makes me nauseous. Seriously, it's hard to watch videos about, I just... I can't. There is such a terrible, terrible feeling to it, I have to stop watching or thinking about it. I never made it out to Hiroshima, but I didn't want to, and was glad I didn't have to.
Once in senior year I was sitting in my apartment doing my own business, and what sounds like air raid sirens goes off around Tokyo. I'm sitting there, thinking I'm going to die, and I nearly have a panic attack. Turns out they were just announcing the political election winners, but it royally freaked me out.
To this day, Japan feels like home. It is my favorite place of all time, I need to live there again, and I plan on it. My favorite holiday second only to Christmas is the Shinto festival called Obon. I was always eager to run down to the shrine and dance on those hazy august evenings when I heard the taiko drums and traditional Japanese enka songs playing.
Also, since I was a little girl, I have always depersonalized/derealized when I go to battlefields. It doesn't matter what kind, I always do, and almost did a few days ago. I live in VA so there are a lot of battle fields around here. They just freak me out, and I get anxious.
I wonder if I was Japanese in a past life, someone who either was traumatized by the thought of nuclear bombs or died in one. Probably not, but I just can't shake the feeling.
navybluu ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 05:51:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like to think that I was a passenger on the Titanic.
When I was younger, probably around 8 (and way before the movie came out) I became obsessed with the Titanic and I can't really recall why. Read every book my library had about it multiple times, watched every TV special about it, etc. Can't get enough of it. Also, my biggest fear has always been drowning, even though it's totally irrational because I absolutely love the water and love swimming. About 2 or 3 years ago, I started having very vivid dreams about being on a boat during the same time period as the Titanic. I had them for months. In the dreams, though, I never go down with the ship. My dream always ends with me sitting in a lifeboat watching it go down.
East_Clintwood ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 07:19:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm, interesting. They say that how you died in a past life affects your fears and phobias in your next. Not that I actually believe in reincarnation, but I like to remain open to the possibility. I think it is the most logical form of "afterlife", and it really makes sense, according to the laws of nature. Technically our bodies are repurposed, why not our consciousnesses?
I have this memory that I've never actually experienced, but it feels like it happened in another world. The colors are all saturated oranges and yellows and greens, and it's definitely in another time period in Japan. I just see the outside of my house, and I dont know, not much else. I'm sure it's something my imagination just made up, but you never know.
My mom took me to Memoirs of a Geisha before we left for Japan, and I know it sounds cheesy but everything looked so familiar, especially the lanterns glowing red or yellow in the dark on an old wooden house-lined street. I needed to see that. I also had the desperate urge to see a stall, bathed in a florescent glow, on the side of the street during a festival. I'm happy to say I saw both, and it was so glorious. Gah now I'm home sick. again.
frere_de_la_cote ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:59:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How you died affects your fears and phobias? Shit, "I" was probably tortured or something, the only things I get nervous about are my eyes and fingernails. Great.
IceK1ng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking hell, yes. Anything that even remotely hurts me I fucking hate.
Broken nail in half? OH GOD WHY.
People touching their eye balls? Freaky as shit.
I absolutely hate it.
verbose_gent ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:16:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What if your dreams and stuff were so specific, and events in your life made it possible to find out exactly where you were, and you could look for documents proving your dream/fear. Would you? I have something very similar that comes back to haunt me every few years, and I refuse to do the research on the details that I've seen in dreams since I was little. Shit that would identify me.
Lets say that you found it. You saw photos of the house/yard/neighborhood etc and it proved without a doubt that it is exactly what you dreamed... What would you do after that?
camelCasing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:15:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You mean I was killed by a spider? Lamest past-self ever.
Well that or from falling off a tower, but that bugs me less than a spider that's snuck up on me.introspeck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My daughter was terrified of water from the time she was old enough to recognize anything deep enough to drown in - maybe 18 months old. Baths didn't bother her, but she wouldn't even walk near the edge of a pool or pond, and flat-out refused to learn how to swim. She was 21 before she managed wading neck-deep into the water, at the urging of her good friend.
LookITriedHard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:23:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sleep deprived so my first reaction to "I like to think that I was a passenger on the Titanic" was: Uh, we're on the internet, look that shit up!
itsnotwhouthink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
hahaha
Nissespand ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:35:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Emilie?
grandwahs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:05:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Great story! I am a semi-firm believer in reincarnation and stories like this help to reinforce that.
East_Clintwood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:26:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks. Me too, really. I'm not sure about it, but it makes sense, you know? Anything for you that affirms your belief?
camelCasing ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:15:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Insert masturbation joke.
agentwest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I never, ever do this, but... UPVOTES FOR USERNAME. Sorry. But you get karma.
East_Clintwood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! You're the first person to notice my username.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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East_Clintwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I actually don't like anime.
hoikarnage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For the record, the Japanese will tell you you "Speak Japanese very well", or "Your accent is perfect", even if it's the worst they have ever heard. They are just polite like that.
East_Clintwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, I know that. It was from american-japanese people.
Drake903 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:02 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My image of you throughout that whole message was of a very manly man bent over his keyboard with a revolver sitting next to his keyboard, until you said "Since I was a little girl." I'm not sexist, it was probably just your name.
East_Clintwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:21 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
hahahaha One of my dearest and weirdest dreams is to wake up as a burly manly man with a big dick. So you caught me there. (But I'm also okay with being a girl so I'm not trans or anything)
Drake903 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:48 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I thank you, Ms. Clintwood, for that imagery.
East_Clintwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:07:18 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're welcome, Mr. Drake.
yb0t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:00 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I get tears in my eyes when I see those Chinese dragon things with the beating drums and I don't know why lol. I also got really upset when I saw how commercialized the Buddhist temples had become when I visited one in Taiwan, almost to the point of tears. Weird.
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 06:17:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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angeliswastaken ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 08:15:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if there are some tragedies so horrible that they become imprinted on us as a species, like an inherent fear or wound.
Ryugi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:51:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe, maybe, as though the energy of the tragedy from so many voices crying out at once are captured and imprinted on some few people.
Otherwise, I do believe in reincarnation to some extent. I have had a few odd experienced in Nagasaki, and before and afterwards that involved the bomb drop. I won't go into detail as they were basically just "nightmares", but the fact that it's so repetitive in my mind completely bothers me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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angeliswastaken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I agree, a very interesting thought. I don't know if its as far reaching as world events, but I do believe in it on a base level. Humans and other animals do experience fears that have no basis in our reality, so they must be genetically transferable in some way.
Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:20 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A little less related, but still related.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:51:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You haven't been there, not yet. Be patient.
phishroom ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:39:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Too much Call Of Duty 2
the_muchness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Doubtful. I haven't played any video game in about 10 years other than a random game of Madden here and there. . . and I've never played COD2
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:08:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you know what's weird, i've dealt with that too and had dreams about it when I was much younger. I've always assumed it's just a sub-conscious fear or something; but it scares me more than skydiving. IT'S JUST DDAY, not any other scenes or anything
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:13:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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the_muchness ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:03:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If it occurred in any other facet of my life, I might agree. But I'm stable anywhere else, and don't have any type of anxiety dealing with anything else.
[deleted] ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 06:11:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you have a phobia of invading Normandy.
GeneticAlgorithm ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 06:29:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvoted for very specific phobia.
brixed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:28:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
one might say that in a past life you were a soldier.
Yakmedic09 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:10:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm with you on this one. Every time I see a WW2 movie it's almost like I know the terrain and environment like the back of my own hand, even down to the smells and humidity. I wrote a paper freshman year of college on Normandy and had extreme emotions the whole time. Couple all that with my recurring dreams of being in a bomber over Germany. It's tough to explain, and usually I just think people will think I'm bullshitting, but I saw a guy wearing a flight jacket that looked like it was 40-50's era, and I stopped and asked him where he picked it up and he told me that it was his grand-dads from WW2. I looked down at the leather tag and saw the name Mitchell, which just happens to be the name of the rear gunner from my dream.
the_muchness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:25:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The most compelling story about this sort of thing that I have seen is from this little boy here.
When I was a little boy I would, for really no reason, draw war scene after war scene any time I got a chance to draw. I don't know if that was just a boy being a boy. However, when the first Persian Gulf war broke out, I distinctly remember developing a bit of a nervous twitch (like blinking multiple times for no reason) because I was terrified of there being a draft. Considering I was at least 8-10 years away from having the draft be any sort of real consideration, I don't know why this would bother me to that level either. I really could have had no concept of a draft at that point either.
Derkek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:44:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, this interests me.
I kind of want to know why this happened.
the_muchness ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:59:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea. It really is the strangest thing. I can watch Vietnam stuff, WWII stuff from the Pacific campaign, but literally EVERY time that I see something involving D-Day, specifically the invasion of Normandy, it is overwhelming to me.
IllegalD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:21:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You died on that beach in a previous life.
robertbobbobby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:41:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've always felt a strong link to the events I saw in films of WWII. I first noticed it when I was about 6 years old and it continues to this day. I'm American, but the films of German war activity resonate with me more than the Allied stuff does. When I watch some battle films from that era, especially from the Eastern front, it feels like I was there.
KillaPeas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:14:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You saying you were a reincarnazi
robertbobbobby ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:18:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, I'm saying I Wehrmacht for death on the Russian front.
Steel40 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:28:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is your first name Desmond?
the_muchness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No.
ikester519 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:14:31 on July 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps you were in D-Day in a past life?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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the_muchness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Only one served in WWII and he was in Italy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. Second thing I can relate to in this thread. I used to have dreams of fighting in vietnam. I was 6 years old, and didn't know what the dreams were until much much later.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have the same thing happen to me but only it's about Hiroshima. I can watch any other WWII stuff, but anything to do with Hiroshima gives me this; "I don't want this to happen again!" type feeling. :/
3brushie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:12:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's called 'being a decent human being'.
drevenant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:34:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your soul is a redistributed fragment of the soul of a soldier who died in Normandy on June 6th, 1944.
shadowknife392 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you heard of genetic memories? It's basically how your ancestors experiences can shape you today (or something along that lines). Maybe you want to see if any of your grandparents fought there?
cobalt999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:55:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reincarnation. That's the only possible explanation.
I have a similar reaction to Gettysburg. I read a book about it in elementary school, and a photograph taken of a bunch of dead confederate soldiers made me inconsolable. Anything about that battle (pictures especially) freak me out. Whenever I see pictures from that one Southern regiment it makes me very sad, like all the dead people in the pictures were good friends and now theyre gone. They all just look so familiar to me...it's very weird.
K-slan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i often get kind of emotional about certain warry stuff
Duendeee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is really awesome, someone should make a subreddit of people telling stories about past lifes.
princessimpy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do this but with big waves, like tsunamis. I live in West Virginia, USA, so no tsunamis here. I have had vivid dreams of it happening that terrify me to my core. But as for movies, I was watching that silly little comedy with Steve Carell as Noah, having a perfectly normal day, not upset about anything, halfway enjoying the movie. Then the scene comes with the big wave. I have to run out of the room, I got in the bathroom crying and shaking uncontrollably. I call for my mom and then start to have a huge nosebleed. I had the same feeling you've described. I love going to the beach, playing in the waves. I can even watch footage of surfers with the huge waves and be fine. But the tsunami wave is another thing altogether, it stirs something up in me that does not seem like it's from my own mind. I have a couple other fears/phobias that aren't exactly rational, but do not induce the same feelings as this tsunami stuff. It definitely feels like it's coming from a completely different experience.
megacurtains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you're hitler's clone
EyesfurtherUp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Epigenetics ?
chaoskitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a similar, overwhelming reaction to pictures and video of Pompeii. I saw it for the first time years ago on the show In Search Of when I was probably just 5 or 6. I cried and freaked out so badly that my mom told me she was never letting me watch the show ever again. I've had a visceral reaction every time since then but I've stopped crying and freaking out, at least. I am fascinated and drawn to every aspect of Pompeii and its final days. I read and watch everything I can get my hands on about it.
Forgototherpassword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think in most war situations you at least have a chance, but D-Day was like suicide, the doors open and the men fall.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:47:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bring it to the test, whether it is your knowledge that makes you panic, or something else: ask a friend to choose a few clips from war movies or actual footage - different locations but not recognisable where it is from. Then let him/her show you that one after the other and see whether you have a reaction to one or more of them.
/science!
flandyandy ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 06:57:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is an old story of my family. My great great grandfather was a devout Quaker, no one else in my family is. In the middle of the night he said that he received a message from God to be at a specific spot at midnight of the next day,and he rode off on a horse. For 24 hours he rode off on the horse and sure enough at midnight he went to the train station and there was a man there that was dying. Patched him up and brought him back to the house to feed and cloth him. Our family is not sure if they found him like that, or if he stabbed the man and then "saved" him.
LindLTaylor73 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:00 on January 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Quakers - the smiling assassins
deputyann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:36 on February 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I want to know what became of the man your great great grandfather saved. Like, I'm amazingly curious.
flandyandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:08 on February 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have actually never pursued this... if I find it out, I will re-post.
Slapguts ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 03:09:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
In my parent's living room there is a picture of me hanging on the wall, dated 52 years before I was born.
EDIT: Emailed Mom, waiting for a reply of a pic. It's a painting, title was 'David' by Zumduch. Google gives me nothing.
Here is a pic of me and Mom, when I was around 4. Here is the message I sent. Kinda late here, might have to wait until tomorrow. Sorry.
MirrorLake ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 05:51:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is this you in the very front?
Wait a second...
Oh.. my.. god...
Jasboh ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:23:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Jack Nicholson is a time traveling actor?! it all makes sense now!
Literally_Symbolic ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:59:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Its probably your grandfather and you just look a lot like him.
Slapguts ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 04:01:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. Mom picked it up at a flea market for $3. I just emailed her, to ask if she could send me a picture of it. If she does, I'll edit the original.
NovelDame ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:55:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please start a new thread for this once you get the pic.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please Please Please start a thread if you get it
NovelDame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:51 on March 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Update?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:56:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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neotek ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 08:29:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you used Reddit Enhancement Suite you could save the link for later, but only if you used Reddit Enhancement Suite, because it's a feature of Reddit Enhancement Suite. Reddit Enhancement Suite has a lot of other features too, like the Reddit Enhancement Suite [promote] button. Reddit Enhancement Suite
Tayk5 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:18:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit Enhancement Suite you say? Is it similar to Reddit Enhancement Suite? I've always used Reddit Enhancement Suite but I could be wrong. I'll try this Reddit Enhancement Suite
neotek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:02:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, did you say Reddit Enhancement Suite?
Tayk5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:12:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Yes, I pressed a button which said [Promote]. Let me try it ag..Reddit Enhancement Suite
herestoshuttingup ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:15:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same!
thecarbine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:44:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same.
_Ritual ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:47:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same...
RockFourFour ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:11:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me too!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:19:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yup
Oh_hell_naw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:30 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am interested as well.
waffletoast ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:54:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am interested. No offense, but you looked like a pretty generic child, so I could easily see how it could have just been a painting of some other kid. Is there any aspect of the painting that really suggests that it's you?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:08:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pics or it didn't happen.
Slapguts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:50:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It happened.
oph1uchus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:28:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
waits somewhat patiently.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:42:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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robutmike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fire retardant varnish used on the mass produced painting http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crying_Boy sorry to take away the creep factor for you.
istealreceipts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:21 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't really creepy for me. The first article that I read was an extract from a UK tabloid called The Sun...IT WAS AWESOME! Gutter-press reporting from the 80's!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:06:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have they ever given you any explanation as to why that would be there?
Slapguts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:10:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My Mom found it at a flea market. Title was 'David' by Zumduch, or so my Mom says. I'm waiting on a picture of it.
Ryugi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:16:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is your name David?
Slapguts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, but my imaginary friend's name was, when I was 3. My Mom found the painting when I was around 9.
Ryugi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:52:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Weiiiird
AliasHandler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:54:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think you need to give a better explanation than just that. Proof with pics?
Slapguts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:50:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Working on it, promise.
galindafiedify ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:18:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've always wanted something like that to happen to me. It would be so wonderfully odd.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:02:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would appreciate a reply to this comment when you get it, as I think I'm going to bed soon.
Shepy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:16:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps they were trolling you.
relevant
BurntSyrkut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also replying out of interest.
Max_W_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I hope you eventually post it. Respond to this comment when/if you do. . .
volve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:49 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I.. What? O.o
Kylar_Stern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:36 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Any updates on the painting?
Slapguts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:20 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Still waiting on Mom.
Kylar_Stern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:47 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, well if you do get the picture, please PM me if you remember, I would love to see the comparison.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:52 on February 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Deliver, OP!
[deleted] ยท 406 points ยท Posted at 01:10:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
When i was a child i had a lot of dreams about a cemetary with a huge cross in the middle of it. The dreams always freaked me out, in the dreams there was always somthing not right aboutt the place. Not evil but somthing unsetling. any way fast forward a few years. I would be about 10 maybe, anyway i was out with my mom , dad and sister. We were visiting a german cemetary for soldiers that had been captured and bought to the uk. Soon as I Started getting close to the cemetary i started to feel very uneasy and that somthing was wrong. I remember walking through a small building what led into the cemetary. at this point I knew that the cross was going to be there like it was in my dreams. I remember seeing it abd thats where my memory stops. nothing bad happened, well not that i rwmember lol.
I had never been there before in my life and had bever herd about it before then.
sorry for spelling and stuff. typing on my phone.
[deleted] ยท 305 points ยท Posted at 02:48:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of reminds be of a weird dream I used to have about a small, pink carpeted room in my basement. No such room actually exists but I used to have reoccurring dreams about it (something about it made me uneasy and panicky)
Anyway, one day I brought it up to my brother and he said that he has had the same dreams too. Not sure if he was trolling me but he sounded serious.
[deleted] ยท 742 points ยท Posted at 03:06:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That pink room is actually your mother's birth canal
[deleted] ยท 360 points ยท Posted at 03:08:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That explains why it makes me uneasy.
TimeTravelMishap ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:51:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your mom's birth canal makes most men uneasy.
Burn.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:45:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's a joke in here about F_Shack's mom being easy, but I can't seem to find it.
arsenal1994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fertile Shack perhaps?
floppy?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:53:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And they call it The Fuck Shack.
Great_PlainsApe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And why the room is carpeted.
EliotTheGreat ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:39:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you Freud.
trouser_trout ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:06:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
โซ Through the pink room, with meat curtains, end gestation... โซ
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:11:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
โซI'll wait in this place where the sun never shines
Wait in this place where the shadows run from themselves. โซ
o.0
irishcraichead ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:36:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That also explains the breathing underwater. It was when they were in the womb.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:53:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds fishy.
Phallic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
His mother's birth canal is in his basementโฝ
flyguysd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had the same dream, but this explains everything for myself and maybe the 150 others who must be having this dream too about his mom.
LipstickandMalice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:45 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NO IT'S PATRICK
Magzter ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:46:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/LyXGp.gif
D_Robb ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:57:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That reminds me of the panic attack I had on the stairs leading up from the basement of my parent's house. Never had a panic attack before, but generally noted that creepy stuff (still to this day) happens in that basement at night.
Anyways, I was walking up the stairs in the dark and doing the 'if I walk fast enough the ghosts can't get me' walk when I suddenly freeze three steps from the top and am unable to move. My heart and mind are racing and I'm in full fight or flight survival mode for 30 seconds or so and then I suddenly break free and walk up to my room and fall asleep like nothing ever happened. Didn't remember it until a few days later.
thesab ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:22:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That kind of sounds like a repressed memory. Like the kind of thing you and your brother want to completely forget about, but happened together to the both of you.
Maybe something happened in the basement years ago, something horrible and traumatizing, when there was a pink carpet. Maybe not wall-to-wall, but there nevertheless.
Now your minds linked up the tragic events with this room, and tries to bring up emotions now which offer the subconscious suggestions to. If something truly terrible happened in this pink-carpeted room, your mind would try to tell you by making you feel uneasy and panicked.
supermahn09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Scumbag brain.. Trying to forget traumatizing event, dreams about it anyway
thatvoiceinyourhead ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:49:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a dream I always used to have about a farm house that was mostly used for storage on my great uncles land in Ohio. Always stated walking up the stairs to a room that actually does exist but then there was a rocking chair facing a window. Upon which sat my great grandmothers skeleton. Then she turns and grins at me. Always freaked me out. Couldn't ever spend more than a couple minutes in that room.
mjohniii ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:16:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you live at the Bates Motel?
contrapulator ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:48:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck man, what the fuck.
K-slan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:32:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i theorize that the people who lived in your house before you can have an impact on your dreams,, but i hope im wrong
meteltron2000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:29:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Go back and check for secret rooms in your basement.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:32:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had a look around before in the exact place it was in my dreams but it is just concrete.
Tempted to smash in the concrete but I doubt that will happen anytime soon.
Realstrongguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:38:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could be that you were actually sleepwalking into the walls in your basement where you would play in all the insulation.
Jumpy89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:45:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of an interview I saw with the people who owned the house that the Amityville Horror was based off of. So of course they're probably all making it up, but a lot of the things they had to say were nevertheless really unsettling. One was that they discovered a secret room behind the wall in the basement. It was small, about the size of a closet, and was painted entirely red on the inside. The dog would freak out and wouldn't go anywhere near it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shit man that the room in my dreams was small as fuck too
shankingviolet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What the fucking fuck. No one's apt to believe this, but last night I dreamt of a small, secret room in my basement with pink carpet. For at least the second time. This room does not exist. Told my mom about it this morning.
I don't suppose your dreams involved cats as well?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was is a pink shag carpet?
helix19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have also had repeated dreams about a nonexistent room in my basement. The way the room looks and its story differs, but the door is always in the same place.
IHaveItAllFiguredOut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you considered the possibility of a perception filter? (Doctor Who reference)
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:25:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You and your brother were both brutally molested in a pink carpeted room in the basement of one of your neighbors as children. You've both blocked out the memory.
[deleted] ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 02:59:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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xStaabOnMyKnobx ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:51:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had dreams similar to that, I use some secret vent to crawl out of my elementary school. God I love dreams.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:00:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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mjohniii ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:17:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. That's terrifying. ಠ_ಠ
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:23:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 04:45:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My best friend's little brother was schizophrenic from practicing Kundalini meditation. He eventually killed himself, and it was very sad for all of us. A couple days later, before the memorial, my friend told me of this dream he had. There was a big oak tree and a black picket fence behind it. He sat there all night with his brother, talking to him. His brother said that he wasn't sick anymore and that people liked him there. Fast forward to the memorial and there's a big oak tree with a black picket fence behind it. My friend had never been there, but knew his brother would be alright.
I will tell you one more thing about death. I'm curious as hell about dying. Fascinated even. But I know that it is inevitable. I know that parts of life suck, but other parts are really fucking cool. The things that stop my curiosity are the things I love most about living: crisp air, soft piano notes, the crunch of sunflower seed shells in my fingers. The little things that let me know I'm alive in this reality with this consciousness are enough to stay my inevitable curiosity. So please take that into consideration before you do some tragic thing.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:59:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to say that this was beautifully written, and that I can agree with everything in the second paragraph completely. Would you be familiar with /r/depression? That paragraph could really help other people, too. I know it made me stop in my tracks.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kundalini
I know that sounded pretty crazy, but Kundalini is no fucking joke. I recommend every skeptic to go out and practice it immediately.
The kid brother "Awakened" his Kundalini at a very young age and suffered from back spasms and schizophrenia for it.
mjohniii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god. That just makes this even creepier. The theory is in your control though. You can make it not true! :D
omglizification ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:58:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would have dreams of a whole other building built exactly like my elementary school save for the one secret room. Everything in the building was gray except for the one room that was painted with bright primary colours. I was for some reason the only one who knew about the place. I also had dreams of a secret entrance to this really amazing castle-like place that was somehow hidden in my parents' house. You had to squeeze through a really tight, dark place to get there. And it was always much harder to exit than to enter. My brain is weird.
Fagmotron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Janitor's secret room. Don't go in there.
GameMackeral ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:17:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Alas, this can only be possible in Harry Potter
TJFadness ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:31:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Human memory is very exciting. A cross in a cemetery isn't exactly amazing, but the littler details can be explained as memory alteration (dreams are especially susceptible to this) and confirmation bias.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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TJFadness ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:43:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're going to need to cite a source for that one. Genetic memory as you described it is not a thing as far as I'm concerned.
Raye_Penber ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:12:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to have this recurring dream that I would be slowly driving down this desolate stone driveway that was cut out in the woods, right as the sun was setting. Nothing ever happened and I never reached the end of the driveway, but there was always an intense feeling of unease.
Flash back to reality - I was an avid bicycler for a bit and was always exploring the local roads and trails in my area. I happened to pass by a path with a sign that said "Loveless Park". Being an obsessive fan of My Bloody Valentine's album, Loveless, I had to check out this park.
I start down the open path, and halfway down it I start to panic and realize the path looks exactly like the desolate driveway in my recurring dream. The crushed stone path, the trees surrounding the path, the sun setting at that moment, every looks the same.
I made it to the end of the driveway, and there is no "park". There is a small field covered in gravel, with a single set of bleachers in a state of ruin in the distance. There was a single path leading from the field and I follow it, only to have it stop smack in the middle of the woods only a few dozen yards from the start.
At that point, I freaked the fuck out and biked home as fast as I could. Weird shit.
NoisyCartographer ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:18:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...IAMA Harry Potter?
madi_cakers247 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:11:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My first thought when I read cemetery and huge cross.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:18:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There was a tv show about a guy who had the same experience with a civil war battlefield, and found out that he had a scar on his face in the exact place that one of the soldiers was fatally injured.
KangGiroux ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:47:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a somewhat similar story.
I had multiple dreams about hanging out at this cemetery at about the age of 10. My mom was friends with a family that had a house located in the cemetery. I would hang out with a girl my age and wander around the cemetery during the day. Nothing was really that creepy about the dream, but it was extremely vivid. I had this dream three times with nothing eventful happening. Several years after these dreams occurred, we passed a cemetery while driving. The cemetery was identical to the one from my dreams, including the house on the property. I asked my parents about the cemetery, but they had never been there before.
There is a pretty strong possibility that I had passed this cemetery before and had the location subconsciously stored. However, I didn't actually notice it until that one day. That feeling of uneasiness and dread that I got upon recognizing the cemetery is something I will never forget. Really creepy.
I_am_short ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:03:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TS;DR too scared didn't read
DaVincitheReptile ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:24:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
buried there in a past life?
RealButFakeSadStory ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this gave me crazy goosebumps
edit: I'm tearing up they are so intense
HyeR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:35:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe that shit had to do with you and a past life. The cross is marking where your old body was O_o
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I'm done sleeping. Thank you. I quit.
KrakNup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:23:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I go to the cemetary occasionally where my Dad is buried to make sure the flowers haven't grown over areas they shouldn't. There are so many interesting gravestones there, that I decided to take a walk and read some of them. I have a feeling that I should walk over to a particular one, so I do. It's a random woman's, and all of a sudden I get tears in my eyes and have a profound feeling of sadness and remorse. I have no idea who this woman was or why it effected me in such a way. I don't go over to that area anymore because the same thing happens every time.
thewriterben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For reasons I do not know, in my home town cemetery there is a grave that read J-Lo, as in what Jennifer Lopez called herself at that time. I have always wondered about that.
hodjpokol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:28:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You really killed the atmosphere when you wrote 'lol'.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:15:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you from Alabama? Sounds like yer talkin about fort McClellan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:31:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, the UK.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:48:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
maybe you saw a picture of it when you were young?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:36:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe, or had seen a picture of similar. The only thing is I had been to other cemetarys where there were large crosses and I had never had a reaction like that.
cranialmeltdown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:54:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to have dreams about this random cemetery during my childhood. Turned out to be eerily similar to Rose Hill Cemetery in Bloomington, Indiana, where I just lived for the past 10 years (moved back to NC last summer). I've heard a lot of times that consciousness transcends time, so maybe when we're dreaming it's just easier to tap into places and people that we haven't met yet. It does seem like a lot of these "glitch" stories involve places and people that we dream about before ever seeing.
daniellemx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
prior life maybe?
atticdweller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a similar thing with a cemetery. I was visiting Poland at about 10 years old with my family. We were going to visit my grandfathers grave in the cemetery. Somehow I just KNEW where the grave was and was leading everyone else to it. They didn't know how I could possibly know, being that I'd never visited it before. (though I had visited Poland when I was younger, I just never had been to the cemetery.)
kpkenned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had a similar experience, but with a video game.
When I was a kid I had this reoccurring dream in which i would somehow enter a doorway, and find myself at the bottom of a huge, cave-like room which had a large something in the middle of it. This thing was covered in a huge blanket. I would then get the feeling that I have something to do with this object, so I look in my pockets. What I find in my pockets is a small band, and I get the feeling that I am to wrap this band around the object which is covered. So somehow the object becomes uncovered, it is huge. No way a small band will fit around it, no fucking way. For some reason this filled me with rage and I would get a rush of terrible emotions. I felt mad, sad and for some reason scared. This is when I'd wake up crying and confused and disheartened.
Flash forward several years. I was playing Metroid Prime, and as I open a door, the cave like room comes into view. My heart sinks. My head spins with all of the emotions that I had as a child, I start breathing heavily. I immediately turned the game off. Took the disk out, and never played it again.
The room was the exact same, The thing which was covered in the dream was not covered in the game. My heart is sinking just thinking of this dream and story.
Sorry if my story isn't interesting, but the emotions which were associated with that dream all hitting me while playing a video game, enough to quit it forever seemed like enough to tell you all.
<3
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:58:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's a paradox. In your dream, you were looking forward in time to the point where you were feeling uneasy being in this graveyard because you used to have dreams about feeling uneasy being in this graveyard.
verbose_gent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same sort of thing happened to me with the Point Pleasant bridge back in like 1992 when I was like 10 and on a road trip far from home. I could win this thread, but frankly I'd rather not think about it.
If you're being honest, just know that you're not necessarily crazy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I am being honest about it. Thinking about it the dreams pretty much stopped after having visited there. Strange. But i would like to hear your story if ya dont mind!
verbose_gent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:46:53 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same sort of thing here. I had dreams all through my childhood about an event that happened in which I died. Then when I was like 12 or 13 my aunt, uncle, and I went on a road trip and as we were literally driving over where it happened, I asked my aunt and she told me that had happened exactly where we were. Then like 6 years later or so when I was 18 or 19 a popular movie came out and the begining played out almost exactly like my dream. I say almost because it was still light out in my dream but dark in the movie. Turns out the movie was based on a true story about the area I had driven over with my family. I had an anxiety attack so bad I can only remember flashes and I had to be taken out of the theater.
I'm leaving out tons and tons of details, but it involved a bunch of cars and I know specifically what kind of car I was in when it happned (in my dream) and I had a condition that would be recorded if it had really happened. I'm pretty sure I can find out with enough work if that memory is real. The scariest part is I feel like I know exactly how it feels when you die. I can still recall the physical feeling... It doesn't hurt.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
evr tim.
[deleted] ยท -68 points ยท Posted at 02:17:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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TheFluxCapacitor ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 02:36:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What about capitalizing the first letter of your sentence?
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:46:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Even my phone does that.
ScreamingWithMeaning ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:45:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had a recurring dream since childhood of a dark silhouette in my doorway and the most intense sensation of fear I've ever had. The only real way I can describe the feeling that was emanating from this figure is that it was like cockroaches, which is extremely odd. I'm not sure what the hell it means but it's pretty weird.
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 04:02:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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Irielle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:20:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is wild. What a nifty feature you have!
Frenchy-LaFleur ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:39:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In this situation, it saved my life, but the other times have been extremely painful to see.
Irielle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:46:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Would you mind expanding on that? If you don't want to, I understand. Sometimes these gifts appear to double as curses.
Frenchy-LaFleur ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:50:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe I can during my lunch break.
Irielle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:53:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cool, I need to go to sleep. Been reading this thread for hours now, haha. Hope the day goes by swimmingly.
Frenchy-LaFleur ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:24:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In another example, I had 'seen' my friend overdosing. This basically caused me to become extremely depressed. In the nightmare, I had been sitting with him while he swallowed a bunch of pills. I watched there helplessly. . Then, I woke up and I called him to see if he was okay. His girlfriend picked up saying he overdosed. It was extremely sad and I didn't know what to do for a while, but eventually I let go of it.
Irielle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:31:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dawwwwww I'm sorry to hear that. That's what I've heard from a friend of mine who has this same thing happen to her. She felt awful as if she could have prevented the death she predicted or whatever but that's not your burden to bear. Hope it ends up helping you or others out of a spot in the future, and when it doesn't there is no need to sweat it past the normal grieving process. =)
Frenchy-LaFleur ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:40:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I felt that way for a while; had I woken up an hour sooner, maybe I could have done something. But, I realized I can't stop someone who wanted to die. I would have only made their life worse by forcing them into help they didn't want.
Irielle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:03:55 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. Again, thanks for sharing.
vxx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:11 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck im scared now. My gf called me today and told me her dream where i had a huge bag full of strange pills and eat them all in one moment. Im not a drug user at all. Sure had some experience years ago but never was taking much.
Frenchy-LaFleur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:37 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Avoid being black-out drunk and buying a bag of strange pills, I guess.
vxx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:26 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I will. She told me on phone that we never going to travel to Berlin together because it happened there.
Ryugi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:26:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WOW. That's one hell of a premonition.
TheRiff ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 14:13:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will probably get buried, but here goes:
In 5th grade, there was some rally to give prizes to the kids who sold the most stuff door to door. We were all in the gym, and it was over. Being closest to the door on the left side of the gym, we were the first class to line up and start leaving. I'm in the very back, and I see my friend Wesley towards the front of the line. He hits his shoulder really hard on the middle part that separates the double doors. So the line files out, and then when I step outside... there's only my friend who was immediately in front of me and three girls.
The five of us are entirely alone in the hallway. Our immediate thought is that they got ahead of us somehow, but that shouldn't really be possible because it's a long enough hallway. We go all the way back to class, but the class, ALL the classes in fact, were empty. One girl says "Wasn't art next? Maybe they went straight to the art room" and so we went further, turned left, only to see the art room is empty. Someone then says, "Well where did they go? Let's go back to the gym." The girls start to go back the way we'd come, and my friend and I go the other way. It's a small school, and the hallways basically go around a big square. The art room is exactly opposite the gym, so going either way is the same distance.
We reach the gym, and so do the girls, having not seen anyone, and seeing that all those classrooms were empty as well. So we go back into the gym. The gym is mostly empty now. A few adults are cleaning up, one is carrying the big banner that was high up on the gym wall. The very last class is filing out the other doors (which lead into the same hallway). So I turn around and...
I'm at the back of the line. My whole class is right in front of me, filing out the doors. At first I think "Wow, how did I miss that? I'm confused." but then I see my friend Wesley, far ahead of me in the line as before, hit his shoulder really hard on the middle part between the double doors... And then I turn around again and see the adults before are just starting to clean up, and the big banner is still high up on the wall.
I spoke with the other four. We all agreed that this happened, and we had no way of explaining it. One of the girls was normally an extreme skeptic, the annoying type that doesn't believe even mundane things like "I lived in the same state that Abe Lincoln once did". Even she was completely baffled and willing to believe something weird was going on. I never told anyone outside of that group, and as far as I know no one else did, but for the next several days it was all my friend and I could talk about to each other.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:15:23 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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TheRiff ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:30:37 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm willing to believe there could be some way to explain it, but I've thought about it a lot for years and I just can't figure out how it could have happened. It was impossible for the class to get so far ahead so quickly that they turned the corner before I saw them, and then because we split up on the way back, one group should definitely have run into them. It was a small enough school that we covered the whole grounds very quickly.
GreenGod ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 03:22:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At a friend's party when I was 13 or so, I went out to their driveway and looked up at the stars. Suddenly the brightest one just... fell. Like it was glued to the sky and suddenly came undone. It fell straight down behind the houses on the other side of the street. It was surreal.
Damonoid ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 07:01:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Truman Show?
unohoo09 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 09:06:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was probably a meteorite that moving in your general direction, then gravity picked up or something else sorta gave way and it started falling faster.
Dubbys ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:43:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Drugs?
Pot_Bot ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:28:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
aliens.
lolsroflslmaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you're missing the bad hair^
captainbirchbark ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:04:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen that happen and I've had friends across town confirm the same sighting at the right place in the sky and time. It wasn't like a shooting star, more like a huge glowey ball, like a comet, but it moved as fast as a shooting star.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:34:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something similar happened to me when I was 10 or 11, I was out in my garden one night and out of the corner of my eye I notice a start, slightly brighter than all the other stars. I don't pay much attention to it, but in less than a second, it grew at least three or four times the size from my perspective, and it was considerably brighter than the other stars now, so I looked right at it.
If this is what a regular star in the sky looks like:
.
Then this star initially looked like:
And then it looked like:
O
And when I looked right at it, it stopped 'growing', and then all of a sudden it just.... collapsed. Like it become super small and disappeared in an instant.
Did I witness the death of star from years and years ago? Possibly. But there was no news about it the next day. Or the day after that.
AliasHandler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:55:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Meteorite?
vandelay714 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Street light.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:45:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of a children's story, later turned into this by Disney.
i_eat_potatoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/small/000/158/329/9189283.jpg?1312526309
CitationCJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely! I had the same thing happen to me some years ago. We went to check behind the houses but there was nothing. Nobody believed me ...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This has happened to me on more than one occasion. Always makes me wtf for a second but I've just decided to ignore it.
RossLH ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 04:16:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Knocked out a (baby) front tooth early in elementary school, adult tooth grew in. Knocked out same tooth a couple years later, another adult tooth grew in. Clearly there is a tooth fairy, and she likes me. She gave me money AND another tooth. FOR FREE.
Clairvoyant_Legacy ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 09:13:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I actually read that as "Knocked out a baby early in elementary school"
I was actually getting ready to type out a congratulations. >_>
RadiatedMutant ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:07:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I burst into laughter after "I knocked out a (baby)".
Sasquatch99 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:01:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
maybe youre part shark, go knock it out again
gt_9000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:27:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You might be some sort of a mutant ;)
I on the other hand, am not sure all my molars have been replaced by adult teeth. People laugh when I mention it, but I like to believe when I grow old and lose all my teeth, a couple of new teeth will grow out.
Sasquatch99 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:02:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm with you, I only remember a one or two molars coming out.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:47:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you're a shark? :)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:16:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've also had 2 or 3 teeth grow back twice, the last one was when I was 25.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:27:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You think it was for free. What you don't know is that The Tooth Fairy will come collect your debts, in the form of your life of course, in a few years. She's a scary bitch.
thethrowacct ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:14:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
same thing happened to my uncle. He is a hulk and somewhat super human (in my eyes)
Drake903 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:46:32 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I've known a couple of people who had a genetic deformity where they were born with three sets of teeth. To prove this, knock your teeth out with a hammer. It should go well.
MickeyFinns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is medically possible, happened to me.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 12:31:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Prepare to be freaked the fuck out.
When I was young I was an avid lucid dreamer and into reading about astral projection, though I now doubt astral projection is real and think it just a lucid dream.
I had many lucid dreaming experiences, and would describe them to my friend at primary school who was having similar ones. We would try to call each other into each other's dreams (seemed logical) by shouting each other's names, but not much came of it.
But we both loved flying in our dreams. We would trade techniques and ways to make it happen, etc, and it was fantastic.
Until one day, I'm in a lucid dream, flying, and some guys come along, guys in black suits, which seem oddly thin, and there was something strange about them. They pull me to the ground, and explain that I would no longer be able to fly because "it was not allowed."
It was extremely freaky, and from that day onwards, I've never flown in a dream again. I was still able to lucid dream for a long time as a child, and sometimes as an adult, and whatever I do I have not been able to fly again. When I try to make it happen, sitting down and trying to hover, taking a long running jump, etc, something weird happens in my dreams that prevents it from happening.
I know, it sounds stupid, probably psycho-somatic because I don't believe in this garbage. And sure, kids dream up a lot of creepy things. But I pretty much repressed this memory the past 20 years or so, and now just having thought about it, feel extremely unnerved by the extremely thin black suited guys from my dream telling me that flying was forbidden and they would take it from me.
Edit: Second event, I dreamed of a city that didn't exist. Sure, no big deal right? So I google'd the name, and found a single reference in Google from another person who had dreamed of a city of the same name a few years prior. It was a post on a site, and there was no messaging functionality or forwarding address so I couldn't get in touch with them, and I have since forgotten the city name :-(
hartekin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:22:55 on February 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I say you should try lucid dreaming and flying again. Report back with results.
Planet-man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:32:14 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, I turned and seemed to catch something out of the corner of my eye while reading this and jumped. I'm huge into lucid dreaming and weird dream connections so this story really freaked me out. The part about the named city is awesome.
oph1uchus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
1.that was the fun police.
2.that's really crazy and ironic. i actually can't believe there's a word/combination of words not being used as a city name.
martext ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
nothing he posted is ironic in any way
oph1uchus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
okay..coincidental? the fact that the only other mention of the city in his dream that he was able to locate was by another individual who dreamt of a town with the same name.
martext ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yes, that's coincidence, which isn't even a bit like irony
oph1uchus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:27:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
okay, cool. thanks for the correction, sincerely.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 13:20:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was driving down a major highway in southern Ontario with my wife (3 lanes on each side with a divider), when suddenly a white mini van on the other side of the highway lost control and careened right towards us. I jerked our car and yelped waiting to hear the crash of the van hitting the divider or worse, and nothing. I looked in my rear view mirror and there was nothing, no van, no accident. My wife thought I had a stroke or something, I was like "Didn't you see that!?" and she didn't. Nothing happened except for my apparent mental break. 3 months later I was driving on the same highway, going the opposite direction during the same time of day. At the exact same spot in the highway there was a horrible accident, a white mini-van had slammed into the dividing rail, totalled, and spilled out into the opposing lanes. The exact same van I saw 3 months earlier.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:42 on February 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is freaky as all get up.
ArcanumEst ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 05:35:55 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Home video. I was at my best friend's 13th birthday (3 years ago).
It was a pool party, and in the film you could see me doing a somersault into the pool off of a small brick wall. Right before then, his mom (who was taking the video) said, "hey! it's Arcanum! what's up Arcanum!" I said "yo" and jumped.
My friends mom says, "nice!" and pans away to a barbeque. The half-second camera pan was crystal clear.
Yet, there I was, standing in line at the barbeque to get a hamburger.
And I was crisp dry. Wearing my clothes (not swim shorts), and my hair was brown (my hair is black when wet).
It's like somehow, in half-a-second, I was able to get out of the pool, change my clothes, dry off, and get midway in line. And I definitely know it was me because this kid ran up to me and was like, "hey Arcanum!"
tl;dr: I teleported.
agoat ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:18:08 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. This needs to be uploaded to youtube.
lilwillow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:49:31 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yea, vid please. do whatever it takes to upload it on youtube
alex7465 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:28:49 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yeah link or it didn't happen.
BrokenFish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:43 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Arcanum is definitely one of my all time favorite pc games.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:35:52 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could have rewound the camera accidentally, and filmed in the middle of your jump?
Planet-man ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:35:58 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Uh, aside from the video, what do YOU remember happening that day? How long was it really between going swimming and lining up for the barbecue? At what point in the day did you dry off and get changed? Why is YOUR story told from the point of view of a videotape, especially since it only happened three years ago?
[deleted] ยท 1309 points ยท Posted at 01:33:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 06:14:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
when you wrote "from the other side" i think people thought you meant "spooky" or "twilight zone" and not literally "from the other side" of the story. hence the disappointment.
noslipcondition ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 03:32:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That sound like it should be against fire code.....especially in a high school...
Lots42 ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 04:32:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Schools don't care. My middle school had a bomb drill. We sat next to the brick wall outside.
xymostech ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:49:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
According to RES, you once met Hulk Hogan. So good on you.
Lots42 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:54:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I also met him on a second occasion.
WarPhalange ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:38:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember they crammed us like sardines into the gym area for assemblies. I recalled our school had something like 1700 students, but the gym said maximum occupancy was about 1000 or something smaller. It was so ridiculous. And it was obvious, too. If there had been a fire, everybody would have been fucking dead.
camelCasing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:46:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Likewise, my school gym has a posted sign stating the maximum occupancy is 743. They routinely cram all 1600 something of us into the stupid place for assemblies.
cohrt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
my school was breaking fire code for a while until the fire marshal showed up.
streetdude ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:12:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I always wonder if people think this when I get lost and end up walking around the same area for a while.
sime22 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:28:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can I ask what the "Z" in your name stands for?
masterzora ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 06:46:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Places_in_The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_the_Galaxy#Galactic_Sector_ZZ9_Plural_Z_Alpha
WarPhalange ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 06:38:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Zendetta.
Capatown ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:11:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Zatman
CedricTheAlarmist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:33:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
1337 upvotes as I'm reading this. Makes it even better.
Cigarro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:52:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Finally, a post that isn't reminiscent of a horror story.
IsPrometheusProud ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 03:04:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think that really qualifies - you just tried to go through a locked door.
[deleted] ยท 410 points ยท Posted at 03:16:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 04:20:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Can you Microsoft paint up a general diagram with arrows of how you walked in the gym? I get the joke but it really bothers me that I can't paint the picture in my head.
Edit: Nevermind I got it.
AlienGrill ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:43:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can YOU MS Paint it for me?
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:33:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I have been reading stories for over 3 hours now. Let me find my mouse and ill whip up a pic. Drawing with a touch pad sucks.
Ok here is my masterpiece. Yellow hallway is around the gym. He took the blue route the first time (that hallway is probably longer than I drew it). Then realized the exit to the lot was blocked by constructions the door he had just come out of had auto locked so he walked around the gym to use the other door.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:50:26 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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mjolle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:03 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good job delivering the sketch. Many people would forget about it. :)
theloneavenger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:13:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i'm still having a hard time picturing it...
could you re-draw with OP as a naked chick?
for science.
[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 03:37:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I thought you were trying to be funny until I read this comment. Now I understand.
P.S. I'm not the guy you replied to.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:01:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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CthulhusCallerID ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Does that really work?
crosszilla ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:40:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Great now I want to watch the Matrix
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's weird to me that some people haven't seen the matrix. I guess this is the early stages of old-man-syndrome.
Vaernil ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:33:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He didn't say he hasn't seen it.
And I kinda want to rewatch Matrix too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:57:28 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I kinda do too. Were the 2nd/3rd as good as the 1st? I can't remember.
crosszilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh trust me I've seen the movie many, many times. I just feel the sudden urge (still) to watch it again. But I know what you mean, I introduced one of my ex girlfriends to the movie (she was 19 at the time) and I'm just like, what have you been doing with your life up to this point?! ಠ_ಠ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:58:04 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Remind me- Were the 2nd and 3rd ones as good as the first? I kinda wanna rewatch them too but I can't remember if it was just the first one that was good or not.
crosszilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:30 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What 2nd and 3rd ones? ;)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:33 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
<obligatory glitch in the matrix faulty memory joke>. Glad I only have to commit to one movie!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:43:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had something just like your experience happen. Basically, my high-school had 4 floors with multiple stairwells and turns. One of the paths ran you through commons, and was fairly fast.
One day, me and a group of four others are walking up the stairs, through the commons, and then went to the basement of the school. We decided to go back to the stairs and through commons again when we got bored, but then had to go back because someone wanted to check what was up in one of the classes. So we go back AGAIN to the stairs, and through the commons once we finished that.
The 20 or so people in the commons looked at us the first pass and thought nothing of it. The second pass we heard people saying "What the hell, didn't they just pass by?" but we ignored it. The THIRD time, we started hearing people being generally confused about what was going on.
So what did we do? We walked backwards the fourth time for shits and giggles. Needless to say, it was a funny experience for them, and confused the hell out of a few.
LuxNocte ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:18:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
As I read through this thread, I see a lot of improbable, but highly possible things. Off the top of my head, I can come up with a plausible explanation for most of them.
Someone says "a glitch in the matrix", I call it "the law of large numbers".
IsPrometheusProud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, gotcha. I wasn't trying to be a jackass, I just didn't realize it was from their point of view and not yours.
guttata ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 03:24:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I tried to find a picture of the deja vu brick wall from the first movie, but this is all I found... เฒ _เฒ
Stuck.
dx30 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:15:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So yeah. I'm watching the sopranos and in slow scenes I'll browse reddit.
http://gyazo.com/b5fd1b7d9270fb3c494f7827384b1f8c
I clicked your deja vu link and watched the scene. As soon as the actor who play's cypher walked down the stairs and said "what happened", this guy walked in from the horse tracks.
It's the same actor.
mjohniii ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:05:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is much, much better.
Lots42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't load. What's the joke?
DeHizzy420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
should have had Tank guide you to the nearest phone..
L-Duderino ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 03:29:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Win
Nordoisthebest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is your username a HHGTTG reference?
zeekar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Of course not. S/he just randomly came up with the sequence "Z Z Plura-l-Z Alpha" completely independently of Douglas Adams! It's another glitch in the Matrix!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:06 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Nordoisthebest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:44 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you say 'yo' because of my previous post?
Bananavice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something like that must have happened with a teacher in my elementary school. My school at that time was basically a long corridor, with entrances to three "houses" of classrooms. Me and a few of the people I usually hung out with (I wouldn't call them "friends" per se) were sitting at the entrance to the A-house. Over a time span of about 20 minutes we see the same teacher walking past us probably five or six times, all in the same direction. The only way for that to happen would be if she actually walked outside and into the house area, but those doors are fire doors and locked, so I don't see why she would bother.
UntilWeLand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I understood "from the other side" to be the hereafter.
My net emotion is amusement, though, so we're cool.
kyzf42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It is good to hear a story from the other side of the glitch. For almost every weird occurrence there's someone out there with the mundane explanation for it, if only they knew the havoc they were playing with another person's mind.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
have... have you ever posted this before?
I feel like I know you.
Bobby1211 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:05:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey you passed this guy on your way around also. Confused the hell out of him with that look you gave him.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 03:18:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Not really glitch in the matrix level but something of which the odds were so high I guess it's worth mentioning.
June last year I started hanging out with some old friends of mine from college, whom I hadn't really seen since then (we had all gone to uni and not seen each other during). So we're walking through our local shopping centre (Lakeside in Thurrock, it's pretty huge, think mall of America type thing for you guys IN America) and we start talking about this girl, Sophie whom we all knew at college but none of us had given any thought too in the intervening three years. We all share a word or two and wonder what she's up too now and as we go outside to the boardwalk (full of fancy restraunts) we see her, Sophie, sitting there eating lunch literally seconds after we spoke about her for the first time in 3 years. It didn't freak me out so much as blow my mind, the odds must have been astronomical.
TL;DR Girl none of us had seen for 3 years appears after we speak about her for the first time in 3 years.
gt_9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Talk about the devil....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably saw her face from a distance and it jogged your memory. Humans have specific neurons for recognizing faces and we're really good at it. even if you saw her face from 200 meters for a split second, it would have been long enough to trigger that piece of pattern recognition and put the thought in your head.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We were on another level, inside the building round a corner. And she was in the middle of eating a meal. No way could we have seen her in the 5 mins beforehand.
Planet-man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:27:05 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh, the lengths some of the skeptics in this thread go to rather than acknowledge anything unknown to science taking place.
"I dreamt my school would be blown up out of the blue by a meteorite, told my friends about it, avoided school because of it, and then the next day it happened!"
"You noticed the unusual point of light in the night sky six weeks earlier and subconsciously calculated its trajectory, still never had the dream and made it up afterwards, your friends falsely remember you telling them because they're too young at [whatever age] to know the difference between fantasy and reality, and you avoided school because you were sick but forgot about that during all the commotion. Simplest explanation is the right one."
DUNCES.
Cannabrain ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 14:52:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Already 10,000 comments, but Ill tell mine.
I was home alone, probably around 13 or 14. I lived in the downstairs part of the house and my parents lived upstairs where the living room, kitchen and their bedroom was. I should mention they were out of town in a different state.
So I'm downstairs dicking around on the computer, when I hear someone run up the stairs. The way my room is situated I couldnt see, so my first reaction was my parents were home. So I head up the stairs, open the door(which opens into the kitchen) and ALL of the cabinet doors were open. Every last one, perfectly opened, not thrown open in a hurry but carefully, so they were all facing a 90 degrees from the hinge, none of them touching. This was merely seconds after the running up the stairs.
I call my parents, who are still in a different state. I check the doors and their all locked. It left me really unsettled in the house the rest of the week.
lolmossad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:26:55 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WTF everytime i think a horror movie is unrealistic because they didnae get out of the house ASAP i ll now remember that this post and that Americans are hardcore.
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:18 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously. I would've immediately left to stay with friends or something after that.... no way I'd continue just hanging out there alone with whatever that was, let alone continued sleeping there at night. At the very least I'd get friends to stay over and see if other supernatural stuff happened, at least not being alone.
adam28pol ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:53:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This'll probably get swept under given how many comments there already are, but here it goes...When I was taking summer classes for my undergraduate I had a dream about an ex. We broke up about a year and a half prior to the dream. This has been the weirdest dream I've ever had and cannot recollect the full details of it, but here was the gist of it:
The dream started with a black empty space, then slowly a package of Jewel brand Muenster cheese floated into my view until it practically took up all of the black empty space. Then a voice that sounded like mine, but deeper, said "Now that I have your attention..." then a flood of images from my previous relationship just started coming into view. Like a hyper fast slide show. Once said slide show ended, the same voice said "Now you know what to do" and I woke up yelling "She had an abortion!"
I was obviously freaked, but as I tried to remember the "slide show" it started fading. So I just pushed it aside and went back to sleep. A week later, while deleting contacts from my phone I noticed my ex's sister's number which reminded me of my dream. For shits and giggles, I decided to call and outright ask if my ex had an abortion. After a long silence (probably only like 3-5 seconds, but it felt like a longtime to me) she goes, "How the fuck did you know that?" I felt like I just got blind sided; I saw stars, tunnel vision, the works. I just blurted out, "Was it mine?" And she goes as a matter of factly, "Probably". Took me a couple of days to resume normal life after that
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:40 on February 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That sucks.
RizzoNailock ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:11:02 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lolwat.
YourACoolGuy ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:08:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I know this is probably never going to be seen, but all these stories just reminded me of a story I have when I was a little kid.
I was probably 11-12 years old at the time. My group of friends consisted of the kids who lived on my street. Some might considered we lived in the "ghetto." At the end of our street there was this old broken down house, colored dark green. It has been abandoned for years and I have never seen one soul come in or out the house. The paint was chipping, shingles were falling off, the grass was always long. My friends and I use to pass by this house everyday, walking to and from school.
One day, while walking by from school, a friend dared me to knock on the door. Me being hormone raged and wanting to impress the girls on my street, I agreed. My plan was to knock and run. I started walking towards the porch as my friends were watching me from the front of the yard. I reach the door and I could hear every creak, whenever I took a step. For some forsaken reason my hand starts to go towards the knob (instead of just knocking and running). I twist the knob all the way and realized it was unlocked. I got really scared and ran back to the group, telling them what I witnessed.
We agreed to meet up later that night and try to go in. That night, only me, and my two friends Ben and Justin met up. The others, I'm guessing were too scared or couldn't sneak out. At this time, it is pitch black outside. We have a couple of flashlights and some sticks for protection. We began to sneak our way to the front door. We are still for sure scared shitless. I began to turn the knob of the door, and what I see next I will never forget.
We open the door and turn our flash lights on. Everything in the house is fucking spotless and clean. All the furniture looked like it was from the 1900's, but almost looked brand new. You couldn't possibly imagine how the inside of this house looked, by the exterior of it. There was a light coming from the upstairs so we were able to see everything downstairs, except certain rooms (the kitchen, the second living room). I had the weirdest feeling in my gut, but I couldn't move, but I wasn't scared. It was just a mix of emotions. For some reason we didn't look around or anything. We just followed the light upstairs. I'm still mixed with emotions but our sticks made me feel somewhat comfort. When we reach the upstairs hallway I see a room with light streaking out from the bottom. We slowly walk up to it and open the door. The room has a single light hanging from the middle of the room and the whole room, (walls, floor, ceiling) was painted red.
I really do not remember what happen next except me running out and there were my hillbilly neighbors out there. They called the police and I had to explain to them what happen. They looked into the house and said everything was trashed. There was no furniture and only old carpet, and papers lying around. Our parents got involved and shit just became all a blur. I didn't go outside for a month. I got driven to school from now on. A couple weeks later I remember driving by the house and everything is boarded up. The door, the windows, there was caution tape hanging on the porch. There was even a yellow "CONDEMNED" warning on the door. I was really confused.
A few years later I found out that there had been a girl who had been raped in that house. The people who did it (thought they killed her) and locked her up in the upstairs room. She ended up killing herself and the whole room was covered in her blood. I get chills thinking about it.
TLDR; broke into a house with some friends, found a room where a girl was raped and died at.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:27:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I knew that was going to be a creepy story. I am glad I turned on all the lights in my room before starting.
Good one.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:17 on February 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have so many questions. Were you the only one who saw the house this way? Did your friends see the reality of the situation and that's why they called the police?
YourACoolGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:06 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We barely spoke words with each other, but just from unspoken words and our "feelings," we knew that we all were seeing the same thing. It sort of felt surreal, like I was in a dream. I actually haven't never talked to them about the it, we felt really uneasy about the whole situation, so we just ignored it. We all faded from each other that year as friends. The neighbors are the ones who actually called the police because they saw us earlier that day messing around in front of the house and kept a look out for us.
I have honestly never told anyone this, but since from that day whenever I'am alone in a room, I always feel that someone is watching me through the crack of a door, or closet. It's truly a strange feeling that have stuck me since that night. It's the reason I close every door completely behind me.
If you have any other questions, please ask. Ill try my best to answer them.
hartekin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:55:42 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a news report for the story? The victim just killed herself? How did you find out about the details? Did your parents restrict you out of punishment or desire to protect you? This story just absolutely blows my mind.
YourACoolGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:17 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This was around 95' in a small hick town in Virginia. So news spread around quickly. Honestly, I was too young to realize what was happening. I think at the time my parents though I seemed really depressed (other things in my life were happening at the time) so they tried to cater to me. As for what really happen, there were a lot of stories that were told. But the formula for "girl who died" never changed. Some say it was her boyfriend who did it, others say she committed suicide. I was thinking about re-visiting that house one day and take some shots of it. I live in NYC now, but may visit next break.
hartekin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:03:51 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is flipping mind boggling. Maybe your parents know more real information or you can find something online? Man. That's just nuts. Thanks for answering my nosy questions.
[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 04:58:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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el_muerte17 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:09:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Batmobile, obviously
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:31:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a piece of farm equipment washing out your vision with its flood lights.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:08:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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Ryugi ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:33:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman's truck?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:01:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This might interest you, I've read about a frequency (radio? sound?) that can actually induce fear in humans. Let me see if I can find anything...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infrasound#Infrasonic_17_Hz_tone_experiment
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:39:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Swamp gas, plasma balls, fog and/or clouds reflecting lights...
slashsigh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:43:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Green Goblin truck from Maximum Overdrive immediately came to mind for some reason, while reading that second one.
Namelok ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 10:13:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to work at a video store.
Dad and daughter came in to rent a movie.
I jokingly told them they had a late fee of $898.58 on their account.
They both looked at me in shock.
I told them I was just joking.
Dad tells me his daughter just got her first paycheck.
She brings it out to show me.
$898.58
bravoredditbravo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:21:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HOLY HELL WHAT KIND OF FIRST JOB DID SHE HAVE!? sorry, caps lock
Namelok ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:51:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was too busy shitting bricks to see who wrote the cheque.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:46:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, where does she work?
sarahgene ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:43:34 on March 12, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, my first paycheck was like $40
DarkMacek ยท 276 points ยท Posted at 01:53:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just going for a walk once, I saw a car turn down a road that was a dead end. Literally five seconds or less later, I look down the road and the car is gone. Wasn't in a driveway or a garage, just... GONE.
inb4"Annnnndit'sgone"fromsouthpark
euphoric_barley ยท 307 points ยท Posted at 02:57:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Batman.
DarkMacek ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 03:02:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
.... oh fuck.
guacamonster ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:41:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the only logical explanation.
nothis ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:06:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I want to believe that.
Redditor159 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:32:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
happy cake day!
zachsback21 ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 03:28:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did this car happen to be a DeLorean?
FalconOne ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:21:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the description dosn't tell us enough, if he could see the dead end, I don't think there was enough room to reach 88 mph. unless it was the upgraded DeLorean... then.. we will never know...
StuffedTurkey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:20:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Where we're going we don't need roads.
DarkMacek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
if only.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:54:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, no, it couldn't have been that DeLorean. After all, there would have been flaming tire tracks.
NinthNova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There wasn't enough time to reach the essential 1.21 Jiggawatts!!!
secretchimp ยท 134 points ยท Posted at 02:30:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
how u kno dis
DarkMacek ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 02:33:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All the garage doors were open or not in the process of closing, and the car wasn't there. None of the driveways featured the car. Unless it had a big private driveway that no one saw, but it's cooler to pretend that it just disappeared. Also, it would have taken longer to do that than for me to get in sight of it.
EDIT: Made a mistake with the garage thingy. It takes a bit for garage doors to open/close, longer than it took me to reach the block
Caboose3642 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:26:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Live in a fancy neighbourhood? http://weinterrupt.com/2009/03/pop-up-garage-stows-your-car-safely-underground/
secretchimp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:18:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Garage door was already open and it just popped in and closed without you noticing. Especially if the door was disengaged from the track and the person just manually closed it. Slammo.
DarkMacek ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:22:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that's my one theory. Even then, he would have to have done it really quickly but I don't believe in the paranormal or anything so I'll just assume he was in a hurry.
fingerflinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, I think that one of the driveways runs alongside the house, and the house obstructed DarkMacek's view. No door to open or close.
runningeek ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:02:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it was more than 5 seconds?
bbooth76 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:37:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some people that work on cars or otherwise frequently have a lot of cars at their residence will park cars on the side of their house or even make a gate wide enough to park cars in the backyard.
orig485 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps the person left their garage open, and manually closed the door? I can close my garage door in about 2 seconds..perhaps?
julia-sets ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:30:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me the other day. My eyes were caught by this weird flickering light on the right side of the back bumper of the car ahead of me, in the next lane over on the freeway. It was like the reflection off a pond or mirror, but just hanging in space. I passed the car up, looked in my rearview mirror, and the car was gone. It was red, it should've stood out, but there was just no car there.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:40:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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DarkMacek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:50:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
if you want the scary part, I live like 5 miles from Garden City
redweasel ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:09:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I did something like this to my friends once. Turned down a cul-de-sac street while a few blocks ahead of friends who were following me. Squeeeeeeezed (my mom's still new) car through a tiny narrow walkway between the end of the street and the grounds of an elementary school on the next street. Friends turned into the cul-de-sac maybe thirty seconds after seeing me turn down it -- and I was gone! :-o Oooooo...
esotericlight ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:42:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Check out this video.
DarkMacek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:50:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
if you want the scary part, I live like 5 miles from Garden City
esotericlight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:42:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
O_O'
TheBlindCat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:07:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On of the comments figured it out. The fence is attached only to the cross bar, it lifted up when the car hit it, then fell back down.
Bhoot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:01:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
James Bond
circa1015 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:27:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...Doc?
dildostickshift ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
bam! found him
Subnuba ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:12:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That happens to me all the time in Grand Theft Auto.
supersmileys ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:57:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
A couple of my friends have experienced this phenomenon a number of times. They call them "ghost cars". Sounds exactly like what happened to you! Cars that are going down the road past you, and when you look over shoulder not 2 seconds after....vanished.
DaYooper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:32:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When did this place become 4chan?
svmk1987 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:15:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure this wasn't in a Grand Theft Auto game?
iamalsohim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:33:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's part of the plot of Manos: the Hands of Fate
breakfastfoods ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:59:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6UHLd_zxuo relevant
DarkMacek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that's the 5th time this has been posted here lololol. But for the creepy factor, I live/this happened about 5 miles away from Garden City
cthugha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:54:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably the most common phenomena I've read on this thread, and its totally happened to me, too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am from the town this video is shot from. Ghost Car:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62_eIsxLalA
The thing somehow goes through a.. Well, Watch.
DarkMacek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:31:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you're the fourth person to post that in response to the original comment. I'm in one of the villages in Hempstead too, btw. Cheers!
douglasr007 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:42:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Annnnnnd it's gone.
stantonbarbas ยท 287 points ยท Posted at 02:53:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
when i was about 7, something FREAKY kept happening. i would go to bed, and my parents would tuck me in (i loved that). i would slowly drift to sleep, only to awaken at 3:02am falling from the ceiling on to my bed. my bed sheets tucked perfectly underneath my body, where i had just been. PERFECTLY made bed. this happened to me at least five or so times. i to this day have no clue what the hell happened to me.
[deleted] ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 03:05:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You actually physically, fell down from the ceiling?
stantonbarbas ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:55:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yes, thats what i remember
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 10:32:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnic_jerk
I think you experienced one of these, and your scumbag brain rationalized it as you falling from the ceiling. If anything you probbably flailed from underneath your bedding prior. The "falling from the ceiling" as more than likely a hallucination created by the brain while asleep.
frere_de_la_cote ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:54:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Very likely that. Something similar happens to me every now and then, except I dream that I trip in the staircase.
uep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for that link. I've been getting those twitches really bad lately before I fall asleep. It seems like I'm getting them a bit earlier than the link suggests I should, but I think it just confirms that I haven't had restful sleep in months.
meAndb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:33:07 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That happens to me too, I can be juuuust falling to sleep when suddenly BAM, I have a crazy full body herp-derp spasm because I think I'm falling off the edge.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:25:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ABDUCTED
and then neatly returned
WarmTaffy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:33:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, he didn't.
PirateBushy ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 03:21:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you fall back asleep right away? More often then not, when you wake up with the sensation of having just moved (falling from the ceiling, feeling like you were running and came to a sudden halt, etc.), you're actually dreaming about waking up.
Spunge14 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:02:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But what he's saying is that before he was under his perfectly tucked sheets, then after on top of them and they were still perfectly tucked.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:16:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If he was dreaming about waking up, the configuration of the sheets is irrelevant - he was probably under them the whole time. He would then "get back under them" and when he woke in the morning would still be under them - because he'd never moved.
Lots42 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:35:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've been doing that a lot.
I 'woke up' with amnesia. Then I realized I remembered my life.
I was dissapointed.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:49:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This to me is the single saddest comment i have read on reddit.
Lots42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:02:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry about it. I have a wonderful life, just a craving for adventure.
Also, all my books would have been 'new' to me again.
bhindblueyes430 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:15:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that or someone gave him a kick
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:20:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone replying to you seems to have missed the part where you ended up on the other side of the bed sheets..
JJE37 ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 03:23:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.failedsuccess.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/falling_sleep_hypnic_jerk/
thisguy012 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 04:42:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We all know about that, most people have this. But he was explaining how he fell on top perfectly made bed sheets from which he was under
achievable_chode44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
|hypnic jerk
sounds enticing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me all the time. A similar "wake up" sensation occurs randomly during my dreams. It will be an ordinary dream then suddenly there will be a loud BOOM and everything will fade to darkness. Similar to the power going out when your house gets hit by lightning.
eax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriend does this every night, it's so cute :P
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 05:19:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I read "Mayo Clinic" I got the joke.
satsumaprincess ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:46:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Mayo Clinic is one of the best medical centers in the world.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 03:08:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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rauelius ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 03:30:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Look up "OBE" or Out of Body experiences...happened to me as a kid too, and taught myself how to do it when I was in my early 20's.
otherchedcaisimpostr ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:42:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
he doesnt describe an OBE in that his physical body removed itself from his tucked in position somehow
Gab3r1234 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:24:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This would be the more classic "Out of Bed Experience."
jrice441100 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:00:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You can teach yourself to do that!? How?
BornWithCuriosity ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:24:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's also referred to "astral projection". My one friend told me he did it a couple times. It takes a lot of patience and practice though. Research it if you like. The one website I was on said you need to be in a deep meditation. I guess some people are afraid of doing it because demons could enter your body while you are out of it.
ಠ_ಠ freaky stuff man.
k2cougar ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:42:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My best guess is that what your friend experienced WAS real, but it wasn't "astral projection". It was most likely lucid dreaming.
BornWithCuriosity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I really couldn't tell you. With the way he talked about it, he seemed to know the difference between lucid dreams (which he also tries to do a lot) and projecting. He is an odd one.
Zigguraticus ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:52:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Physics does not work that way! Good night!
BornWithCuriosity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You tell those people that then! Sweet dreams!
redtracer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:36:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sub-conscious temporal space shifting. Duh.
PocketBuckle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:37:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hypnic jerk?
SystemOutPrintln ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:17:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This would happen to me all the time when I was a kid. It could be explained by my sleep walking. My parents claimed I slept walked downstairs then back up them again. I have no recollection of this but apparently I wasn't very good a sleep-climbing stairs because I would bounce off the walls as I walked up them.
CryWolf13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of one time in fell from the top of my bunk bed. I woke up mid fall and fell back to sleep before I hit the trunk on the ground with just my back width wise. I didn't wake up when I hit and I didn't hurt the next day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
sounds like you're doing it yourself as you twilight sleep
Im_not_the_cops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aliens
Samen28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Night terrors, happens all the time to kids.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably night terrors, more common in children. Often you believe completely that what is happening to be true, and you wake up heart racing thinking that something is terribly wrong.
I still have night terrors, and have it about once a month. The last time I ran all the way down the stairs thinking the house was on fire (obviously not) my roommate said I just had a blank expression. Often other times it's just people or things trying to kill me. I'm 26 years old.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I get falling sensations sometimes when I'm going to sleep, too. It's nothing out of the ordinary.
ZOOMj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You were abducted by aliens
brennanww ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
probably never awake, your brain is physically unable to distinguish between sleep and awake so it's entirely possible you just dreamed the whole thing.
That or aliens.
izzydashizzayy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This wasn't a vivid dream? When I was around that age I remember I would have very vivid dreams of myself falling from the corners of the room actually feeling the fall (comparing the feeling to the fall on a roller coaster) then falling down again... I was an odd one.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
3:02? Isn't that the amytiville haunting time?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid, I would wake up in the middle of the night to my bed shaking crazily. I started sleeping UNDER my bed. It would still fucking shake. I told my parents about it , but they thought I was crazy. One day, it just stopped. I'm freaking out again just thinking about it.
Mechanicalme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No way! This is legit, it would happen to me as well... only I knew I had fallen from very high up because I would wake up and still be bouncing on my bed. My only (possible) explanation was in my sleep, I must have crawled out of my tightly bound bedsheets, stood up on my bed and let myself fall backwards, only to wake as my body kept bouncing. When I was younger, I had serious sleepwalking episodes.
Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I fell up before. I was dozing off outside on my patio, when all of a sudden I realize I'm levitating. I floated and I hit my head on the top of the patio, then I floated around it and landed on the roof of my house.
I shook it off and I suddenly realized I was actually on the roof. I had to wait two hours for someone to bring me a ladder to get down.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me too. Holy shit that's weird. I really only have one memory of it but you brought it right back up. That is friggin strange.
easycig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about the same age I had a dream monsters/aliens tried to get me, so in my dream I hid under my blankets which got shot by a "raybeam" and dissolved into my bed. When I woke up my bed was bare mattress and all my blankets and pillows where perfectly laying under my bed. Still freaks me out thinking about it today.
treeturtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, he same thing happened to me! It only happened to me once, when I was in 5th grade I still remember it vividly. It impacted me so much the next day that I told my teacher about it. Looking back I don't see why a teacher would take something like that seriously unless the child was serious. My sincerity must have been very visual because after I told her about the event she actually called my parents to tell them about it. She described me as deeply disturbed by the incident. It gives me the chills just thinking abou it.
The worst part was trying to fall back asleep, I remember tucking myself into a ball under my blankets and just crying.
The_Curious_cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Chances are you went to bed at the same time every night, and had a recurring dream that you were falling in an early stage of rem.
This explains your body's reaction to the fall. Your dream being at the same time every night. (pattern recognition effects this too). Your body reacts to dreams when in early stages of rem, as you're not conpletely paralyzed by sleep yet.
While it is an odd occurrence, it is explainable.
Edit - oh, right. Bed became made? Things just got a little more interesting.
gt_9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dreams with the feeling of falling are REALLY common.
theflu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Out of body experiences during sleep. Google it up.
cobalt999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:50:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like you over-constrained and reset.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:29:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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stantonbarbas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what?
RecklessMind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:40:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...Aliens
Capatown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:40:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is your name Wendy?
Mellenoire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When you woke up in the morning, were you tucked in or on top of your bed sheets?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:13:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hold on. So, the bed is made during the day, and then when you went to bed it got messed up (I assume) and sometime between when you went to bed and when you mysteriously fell someone made it again? Who made the bed? Did they do it the same way you liked to do it?
linsage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's called Astral Projection. My boyfriend accidentally does it some times. The whole bed shakes and it wakes me up it's really annoying.
CloseTalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hypnic jerk.
gdlmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:20 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's probably a shift of perspective. If you were dreaming about falling and woke up, it would feel like you were falling to your bed. It's happened to me several times. Over the years of distortion, your memory probably interpreted it as what you described.
G-Bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:56 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Classic (Alien) Abduction Scenario...
Room_spin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:33 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to wake up at 3:15 exactly every night for weeks. Scared the shit out of me, nowadays I don't use digital clocks and make sure I can't see it when I'm in bed just to make sure I never see the time when I wake up in the middle of the night.
switchnode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:47 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Belief", by Isaac Asimov
Ishima ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I think it was perhaps a bit silly to think you actually physically transported to the ceiling and fell, it was a dream.
tanketom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dreaming.
SandySin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:41:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could you just have dreamt you were falling? I have falling dreams all the freaking time, the exact same dream and I wake up before I "land". So maybe you dreamt the falling part and woke up before you landed and that's why you are still tucked in bed?
stantonbarbas ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:57:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i was on top of my perfectly tucked in bed. i was a crazy little kid. most times i woke up, pillows and sheets a mess.
SandySin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:04:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh... That's freaky. I thought my dreams were bad, your experiences would turn my into an insomniac
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's a theory that you wake up before you actually die in a dream, because if you die in your dream, you'll die for real. Not saying I believe it, but I've heard about this theory from a number of different people.
flannelcladjesus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:41:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Having died and experienced many strange afterlives in various dreams and yet continuing to live, I can safely refute this.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:02:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good to know.
atsparagon ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 03:41:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was sitting in a comp sci class taught by a TA with a poor command of English. No one in the class could understand a word, and it was painful to sit through. After about an hour of staring at my watch, I thought loudly to myself "TIME COULD NOT BE MOVING ANY SLOWER THAN IT IS...RIGHT....NOW!!" Right as I thought the "NOW", my heavy crystal watch face split from top to bottom directly down the center. I didn't move or touch it in any way.
gt_9000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:36:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was it really cold that day ?
atsparagon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:55:14 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not particularly. I recall it not being too different outside than inside and fairly warm. The watch had taken a lot of abuse in its life, but it picked a hell of a time to self destruct.
thewongtrain ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:18:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can imagine your rage and frustration.
Tumbluh ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was telling you to stop being a douche and to go get a regular watch.
[deleted] ยท 386 points ยท Posted at 02:10:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I joke with my husband that I regularly wake up in slightly different universes. Everything's the same except for tiny details. For one - I distinctly remember my youthful experiences with original flavor Spaghettios and they were always tomato sauce.
About a month ago, I took a look at 'em again and they're tomato and cheese sauce. I've looked at wikipedia, consumer timelines; in this universe, that shit is tomato and cheese. I swear to you I grew up in a reality where it was only tomato sauce.
(this refers specifically to what original flavor is. I'm aware there's a tomato sauce variant as well. In this reality. Or something.)
[deleted] ยท 275 points ยท Posted at 02:26:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, I think you're right. They were just tomato sauce, which is why I could eat them then, and can't now.
Probably just an insignificant change that everyone took as the way it's always been.
solarxpower ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 03:27:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm. Well, let me be the first to welcome you both to this universe. I only remember it being tomato and cheese sauce.
[deleted] ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 03:31:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We come in peace, if slightly befuddled.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:48:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perfect.
ampriskitsune ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:37:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did I just join a new plane of existence? When did Spaghettios get cheese in their sauce??
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the welcome... Mind helping me get back to the land of edible sauces?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well thats strange... I never heard of tomato and cheese sauce in spaghetti os until today on reddit. Maybe I am also from a different universe.
Storyforu ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:24:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Day by day and almost minute by minute the past was brought up to date. In this way every prediction made by the Party could be shown by documentary evidence to have been correct; nor was any item of news, or any expression of opinion, which conflicted with the needs of the moment, ever allowed to remain on record. All history was a palimpsest, scraped clean and reinscribed exactly as often as was necessary".
finlaybob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ikusabune ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:02 on April 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING
SalemWolf ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:38:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not to freak out or anything, but I too remember ONLY tomato sauce.
Meatballs w/o Cheese
Well, they have a few without that cheese sauce, but it's weird, I too distinctly remember it being without cheese.
Edited to add link and add paragraph afterwards.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:33:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Consensus reality. Enough people woke up one morning and went 'shit, Spaghettios are tomato and cheese, right?' And so it was.
This is more like Dark City than the Matrix.
Hark_An_Adventure ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:47:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine if you could harness the power of consensus reality with a large enough group of like-minded people.
"So we all remember how Christina Hendricks posed nude for Playboy, right everybody? I SAID RIGHT, EVERYBODY?"
Othercolonel ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:44:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nooo, I remember when Christina Hendricks did hardcore porn (don't you dare deny me this, I'm lonely)
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 03:22:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
1Q84
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:55:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
they know
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm late to the party as usual. :S oh well.
crusoe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:08:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How many years ago are we talking, because since I was a kid, they've always been that tomato-cheese sauce. I am 36.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:31:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 33 and I remember the opposite. It's just weird.
GregWebster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:31:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
25, and I never saw Tomato and Cheese until college, when all of a sudden they were all tomato and cheese. I was poor and ate a LOT of spaghettios so I'm fucking positive they never had cheese.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:51:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Othercolonel ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:45:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's quite possible that different regions have different flavors.
crusoe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:17:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the most likely answer.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:46:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OR THE CHEESE WAS ADDED TO HIDE SOMETHING?
Highpersonic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:49:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We have always been at war with Oceania.
Vangonewilder18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:53:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't even know there was a tomato and cheese version
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Only tomato in my universe too
PopeJohnPaulII ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 03:43:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think your old universe spilled into my childhood.
When I was a young lad I distinctly recall one afternoon where I was drinking a red cup full of chocolate milk (the cup also had one of those sippy-lids) About half way through the cup I decided I was full and didn't want milk anymore. Now I didn't want to waste milk so I took my tiny red cup and put it on the fridge door (second shelf down, below the butter container, near the back). Well I went wandered off and did child like things for a little while and then thought to myself "DAMN! I need some milk!" (OK, I probably didn't say DAMN!) Anyway I walked over to the fridge, grabbed my cup and took a swig. "EGH! Tomato Juice!" I pulled the little lid off of the cup and sure enough my cup was now half filled with Tomato Juice. And, to make things weirder given the title of this thread, no one at my house ever bought Tomato Juice. We never bought it and I can't ever recall a time in my life when my parents ever drank it.
For years after I assumed chocolate milk, when left in the fridge, became tomato juice.
proddy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:38:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Were you playing in a room next to a giant neon red chicken, Cosmo?
meAndb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:31:16 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's the wood that makes it good.
HaveaManhattan ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 02:38:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can get this. I often have vivid daydreams of alternate universes where decision X was different five years ago and so is my life. It just feels really real, like an awful lot of detail gets created/seen in my head very fast.
herrmister ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 04:04:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Honey, you probably just remembered it wron-"
"NO THE UNIVERSE CLEARLY CHANGED."
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:47:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know what you mean to this day I swear that when I was younger that ladybugs could not fly. All through childhood I always saw them walking on the grounds and on plants that's it. Never heard they could fly nothing. Then one day I'm a teenager and ladybugs could fly and they flew in swarms.
loose-dendrite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:16:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I never saw them fly either but I heard they do. If you looked closer as a kid you might've seen one with its wings not all the way in.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:15:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Quite possible. The weird thing is after I noticed them flying I saw more ladybug swarms and more single ladybugs flying by themselves. I know I definetly did not see a swarm as a kid so they might have migrated to the same area after that.
loose-dendrite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:16 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't see swarms until adulthood either.
ThiZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:29:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Try being a kid from the middle of nowhere trying to explain to people from the burbs that ladybugs aren't born as ladybugs. People STILL don't believe me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:57:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What are they born as?
ThiZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
These little cuties.
Almost everyone I meet seems unaware they have larval and pupal stages.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:13:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay. I did not think it was possible but those things are far worse than ladybugs.
ThiZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They lived in my stairs.
netcowboy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:26:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This exact same thing happened to me. I call this the Little Debbie Universe because for 30 years Little Debbie snack cakes never existed, then one day I saw them at the supermarket and people said they had always been there.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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netcowboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:59:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, but I am a hyperobservant person. I've won a press club award for my journalism. I can program computers. Was a straight-A student in college. AND I have a photographic memory. Therefore, welcome brother (or sister). EDIT: I hope we aren't murdered in our sleep over Little Debbie.
checco715 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:19:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same sort of thing happens to me. I explained it to a friend once and they still ask me from time to time if i've noticed more stuff.
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 03:34:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm weirdly comforted that a lot of people get this. I mean, it's not like I wake up and JFK's still alive. Just little shit. Changes in conversations, products.
We lost a street once. That was kinda weird.
cornfrontation ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 03:46:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This may be my favorite internet of the day!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:09:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We've been through three already!
Jaerc ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:14:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Read "Reports Of Certain Events In London" to learn more about what happened to your street.
A building spawned once for us.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I expect Mr. Mieville would be pretty sympathetic to this whole thread.
Jaerc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
/myhero
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Right, I remember Heinz Macaroni Cheese having ham squares in it, but now it's like the ham never existed, and it was always cheese?
JimTokle ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:35:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure that you're right. I'm only 23, but I used to eat Spaghettios quite frequently as a child, and I specifically remember them being just tomato sauce.
It's funny that you mention this because I just bought a few cans of regular Spaghettios out of nostalgia. I was going to roast some weenies and slice them up and mix them in next time I get the drunk munchies, just like we used to do as kids.
The cans that I have right now say tomato and cheese. I have a very good memory for things like this and as a child (and still as an adult) I would read anything that I could get my hands on. I don't remember them having cheese before.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:01:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is the most boring sci fi thriller in here somewhere. THE SPAGHETTIO PARADOX.
SystemOutPrintln ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:10:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a similar story...
When I was younger all I wanted for Christmas was this game I thought I saw on TV. It was this purple elephant board game where you moved up his trunk onto his head. I have no clue why I wanted this, an elephant wasn't my favorite animal although I do like board games. So my Mom goes off to stores to try and find it. This is around the time when that elephant game where the butterflies come out of the trunk was made and hungry-hungry hippos were out. Where ever my Mom went these were the suggestions she was giving and they told my Mom the game didn't exist. So somewhere there is a parallel universe where the original flavor of Spaghettios is tomato and kids are playing the purple elephant game.
andrews89 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:36:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm with you on this one. When I was about 17, I remember looking at a political map for some election and thinking, "They have the colors wrong for republicans and democrats." I thought nothing of it until a high school class "repeated" the mistake. I to this day have trouble remembering which is which...
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:20:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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andrews89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:59:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That makes considerably more sense. I had never seen that explanation anywhere; thank you for making me feel a little less crazy.
aethelberga ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:44:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have this same theory that in those instances where you put something down and then seconds later it is not there, or someone insists they have told you something (or you have told them something) and you have no recollection, that you have slipped into an ever-so-slightly different universe. Like Sliders.
UTC_Hellgate ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:35:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's a door at my work that I swear Spontaneously switched colours this month. It's a fire door, and it's supposed to be red, it's always been red, but now it's green. Unless someone spent time to repaint this thing, and then somehow speed peel and rust the paint off portions of it, it does not make sense.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:36:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think I step thru your chappa ai, cause i remember that too... must have been a black hole thru our stargate route...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is getting really fucking weird, then. Must have. Fuckin' Ra.
asdfwat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Teal'c will not be pleased with this, especially since in this verse SG-A and SG-U were cut short...
Zenithen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or, if perhaps in one reality you expired and didn't even realize it because you melded into the time stream reality where possibilities are still a reality for you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's possible, I guess. I get a lot of deja vu.
Zenithen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well I know you were only joking above, but I had the same conversation with a philosophy professor, I was high - he was likely high... but we both agreed - this is possible.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once I started doing some serious reading about string theory, I decided I have more faith in the concept of multiple, overlapping realities affecting each other than I do paranormal orbs.
I have never done drugs. I kinda wish I knew a guy, because I could probably have some amazing conversations with myself through these veils.
Zenithen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:02:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well I dabbled with Magic Mushrooms in college, and I have to say at higher doses - I had hallucinations with eyes closed of what seemed to be the final suffering moments of many past lives - as well as connections with many currently living lives(edit or entities). It was more like John Lennon's Across the Universe. Meditation actually made sense. One life where I was buried alive in the hot sands of Egypt with nothing but a collection of strange jars. Once as a Nazi on a train... those were the most vivid. Even if they were just products of my imagination - the experience ranks amongst the most amazing and powerful eye opening I've ever had and taught me that we are all fools for believing we have the answers to life.
MoralHazard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:06:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The one with meatballs is just tomato sauce.
jizwham ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:02:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
donut? what's a donut?
oh, it's raining again
hishlak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know what you mean.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, the timeline changes everytime I send a text to the past using the microwave I modified.
metroshake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know something like this has happened to me before, where something that I KNOW was one way, changed later and no one believed me. Dont remember what though =/
cuppincayk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No no no it was just tomato sauce. It isn't anymore? Good thing I didn't indulge my craving for them yesterday
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude... yes I remember this aswell. Not sure if this is an effect of 1Q84 or 1984 though...
Pulviriza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like the book John Dies at the End, the reporter (Paul Giamatti in the upcoming movie plug) says he woke up one day and all of a sudden there were all these violent video games (Modern Warfare etc.) that literally hadn't existed the days/weeks before.
It's not really plot relevant so I don't feel it's a spoiler
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One of my friends wakes up to pee in the middle of night and swears every now and then the apartment is different. sometimes he owns dogs, sometimes his wife isn't there, sometimes there's a tree in the middle of the kitchen.
He got used to it, but we haven't LoL
Rozenrot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, came from your universe for sure: when I was little I was getting some spaghettios and noticed one day that they said tomato and cheese sauce. showed my little brother, asking him what happened to the tomato only sauce, says it was always like this... I want to go home..
AllHailWestTexas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to 1Q84!
cyu12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I fell asleep next to my gf while she was studying. I had a very vivid dream where me her and some guy were walking down the sidewalk. All of a sudden me and the guy get into a fist fight; I kick his ass then dust myself off. I look over and see one of my best friends walk by, he doesn't seem to recognize me. I immediately felt as if some version of myself in another universe called me up to fight that guy, and in this other universe my buddy doesnt know me.
My gf thinks im insane lol
lunar_shadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I recently had that exact experience. I just thought I'd remembered incorrectly...
camelCasing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know what you mean. I'll have a total conviction that something is so when it's different. All my friends tell me I'm crazy and that that's how it always has been, but there's like one or two other people who know what I mean, and I can vividly recall the way it was.
Strange shit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:46:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, but we have to reach the 1% divergence mark.
TheTingler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:37:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i don't remember cheese ever being in speggetios, and i still haven't seen a can with it today.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Right there with you on the just tomato sauce. Never had tomato sauce with cheese. Not once.
Devoured ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yep you are correct. I have a friend who harps on about this very thing constantly.
pokewalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I believe you. I live in the basement room that is suppose to have been the garage in the house design... so i'm actually slightly under ground. I snuck out of my window one summer and entered from my home entrance. I believe I'm in an alternate reality. One of these days I'll climb back into my bedroom window but so far this reality hasn't been too bad.
HiddenTemple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember thinking a similar thing 2 weeks ago when I discovered that a Hummingbird Hawk Moth is a thing that exists, and yes it looks exactly like what you'd think a hummingbird moth would look like, but I can't believe that something that perturbing and awesome wouldn't be in school textbooks, a well known creature, and by the year 2012 still not be some sort of a meme or viral video. I'm convinced they were just invented a few months ago and being implanted as a species that always existed :P
so cute: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toNUsuYAZiw
devoutagonist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:52 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How many moons are there?
Alfhasanaccount ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:51 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know. I only want tomato sauce back.
LipstickandMalice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:04 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have this same experience with the original flavor Doritos! Before they were nacho cheese and no, it wasn't taco flavor either. Back in the mid 80's. They had the perfect amount of spice. I remember the packaging. No one else remembers these and I can't find info that they ever even existed. But they were delicious.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:28:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me frequently. The definitions of words I had cold as a kid change. Some small historical detail changes. Company logos change just slightly.
dieth ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 02:15:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had purchased "The Ultimate Doom" from idSoftware. It came on CD delivered to me, I installed it on my PC and had great fun. Later that year I went on vacation, and I lent the disk to my friend. He installed it, and played it while I was on vacation. When we got back I found the disk on top of my Microwave. I then called my friend who said he had just reinstalled the game yesterday and remembers putting the disk back into his CD wallet, the CD was no longer there but the game manual still was.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:34:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend robbed you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think its the other way around
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:29:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend broke into your house
Fides-Spero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My brother in law purchased a Diablo II box-set (I had the original, but not the expansion), from which he installed the set. He then found a second play disk with a second CD key in the box, which he passed on to me. A couple of years later, I have the disk he passed on, his disk was destroyed by my nephew, he plays with "The second disk I found in the box" and there's a spare in the box in my room.
EDIT: To clarify, the disks I'm talking about are the expansion play disks.
Log2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:10:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What size is that wallet? I mean, I can barely fit all my cards inside my wallet and your friend is fitting CDs and manuals?
Sasquatch99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:18:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
CD wallet/ CD case.
dieth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.pcworld.co.uk/gbuk/pc-line-nylon-cd-wallet-03065101-pdt.html
This is a CD Wallet
Log2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ohhhhhh, I thought you were talking about normal wallets. That explains it.
Methofelis ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 05:35:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a couple, because I'm apparently a magnet for this kind of crap.
First was close to ten years ago. I was about 17, and had just moved to Houston with my now-ex to be near his family. (I got knocked up, etc) We were in the backyard on the porch, probably somewhere around 2 a.m. Now, the whole backyard is surrounded by the usual tall wooden fencing, slats nailed together without much space between boards. The fence wasn't old or in any sort of disrepair. As we're sitting there, we watched a board carefully lift to the right, over another board, as if it had been pushed up, out, and sideways in that order. We stared as it carefully settled back into place. After much debate over who wasn't a huge pussy, we both went and checked it. No nails were loose, nothing was wrong with the board. There wasn't a physical way for it to have moved. We never figured that out.
Another was living in this creepy little row of apartments that used to be part of a church next door. Apparently nuns had lived there, died there, etc. That didn't help the creep value much, but hey. So I was taking my uncle's dog outside for a walk when the neighbor came out and mentioned my cat had been messing around on the roof. I see the little dude up there and tell the neighbor I'll bring him inside. I take the dog away, walk a few blocks, and get home. When I do, neighbor comes back out, repeats exactly what he just said, and the cat walks into view just the same way he had the moment before. Now, if the neighbor were a drug guy or a drunk (senile, even) I'd say he just forgot, but it was precise. Unnerved me.
Lastly, I caused a moment like this for someone. It was at my job as a backstage electrical technician in a theatre. We're used to roaming around in the dark, so sudden people behind you can be fairly normal. I was working on a light that had a loose wire when I asked who I thought was my other electrician to hand me a wire stripper. I looked back and nobody was there. From in front of me he comes walking up, wire stripper in hand. He said I had asked him for it a while ago, except that he had been in the tool room for the past ten minutes where he thinks I asked. I had actually asked one minute previous to thin air. The tool room is through a hallway and not even remotely close enough for him to hear me. He freaked out and looked at me oddly for the rest of the day.
chronographer ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 03:30:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I said to myself once. "I can't be bothered catching the bus. I want someone to pick me up and drop me home. If this happens now then I am definitely living in a simulation."
Soon after, less than one minute had passed, a friend picked me up and was heading my way and dropped me on my doorstep...
CrazyPersonApologist ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:43:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"I can't be bother chasing hot women. I want one to show up in front of me right now. If this happens now, then I am definitely living in an awesome simulation."
chronographer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:27:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't do the awesome simulation test!
CrazyPersonApologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:28 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well I tried. I'm not living in an awesome simulation.
You?
chronographer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:51:22 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, my partner is a hot woman, and she shows up in front of me constantly. So, while you may not be living in an awesome simulation. I am!
CrazyPersonApologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:31:03 on January 20, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Huh ...
well one the day you get to "see through the code", don't forget to adjust the settings for the rest of us.
LindLTaylor73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:49 on January 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Crazy - I'd get Rekall to give you a refund
thenakedjuice ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:09:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hidden Reality by Brian Greene. One of the last chapters describes the simulation theory. Interesting stuff.
FlamingSoySauce ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:33:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
O.O I have that book. With his signature. Thanks for giving me an excuse to get off reddit.
thenakedjuice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:07:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's an excellent book. Also-- I forget which page it's on, but there is a neat optical illusion involving Einstein and Marilyn Monroe. Enjoy!
comradeTJH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:53:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
possible: http://www.simulation-argument.com/simulation.html
JFSOCC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:14:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, how long have you been on to us?
veeveemarie ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:40:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One night, I was bored and decided to call up my friend. I pick up the phone (landline at the time), dial, and wait.
Someone answers and I ask for my friend. They say 'Just a sec' and go to fetch her. I say hello and start asking what she's up to. She sits quietly for a minute and then asks me how I knew where she was. I'm a little confused and say, 'I just assumed you were at home' to which she tells me that she's at a random classmates house working on a school project.
{8-/
I had misdialed her number and somehow managed to call a random house that she happened to be at.
Still fucks with my head to this day.
hartekin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:13 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's awesome.
CrownLove ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 05:59:10 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I clearly remember this one experience I had as a kid. I must have been about 8 years old, getting ready to go to a function with my family. I had just grabbed my hair-tie from my room and was walking down the hall towards the garage where my family was waiting for me to get in the car. In the hallway there is a guest bathroom and as I passed it I saw my dad standing there in his pj pants shaving. I looked at him and said "come on dad, we're going to be late" and he made eye contact with me through his reflection in the mirror and said "i'll be right there" so I carried on walking. I got to the garage and my dad was sitting in the car with my mom and brother waiting for me asking "what took you so long?" I stood staring at the car completely frozen for a few seconds before getting in and not talking for the rest of the trip. I never told them what happened.
Planet-man ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:18:40 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why on Earth would you not tell them? I'd be terrified there was some impostor dad still in the house, not to mention just wanting your dad's perspective on the situation.
SergiyMichael ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:58:09 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What if this just a time slip, and you dad did see you too when shaving.. Can you please ask him if this was the case??!!!
Ursus_Arctose ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 03:18:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The only thing I have is somehow I got a credit for Chemistry in high school. I didn't take chemistry, but this credit allowed me to graduate early and I have taken multiple classes where you need chemistry as a prereq.
Trolly_McTrollerson ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:54:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
hooray for clerical error
animatedradio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:09:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got credit for being a 'Senior Netball Coach' in High School (essentially teaching the youngin' and what not). I never played netball at school. I didn't have friends that did. The other girl at my school with my name played hockey. Meh. I still put it on my uni applications anyways. Not that it was essential for the film school I went to. But meh.
lishka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:41:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
haha that happened my friend with advanced algebra or something like that in university. she reported it though.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:20:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Strangely enough, something very similar happened to me, I was credited with not only tech 1, basically a beginners workshop class, but all three stages of the class. I have never taken a single one of the classes.
Deceptitron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had the opposite problem. I had to take a summer experiential-type course which involved going to a site for a week, making a portfolio, and then attending a follow-up group meeting with a faculty member and other students upon returning in the fall. It's a pass or fail class. Well, I remember after I had done everything, I checked daily on my online transcript for the pass to show up. Now I'm a somewhat paranoid OCD-type of person and I know I would not have stopped checking until it showed up. Near the end of the fall semester during finals week, for no reason at all, I wanted to see how many credits I had completed thus far (to feel some sense of accomplishment). Upon examining my transcript I notice the summer class grade I took is NO LONGER THERE. I start freaking out worrying how I could have missed this and how I swore it used to be there. I call the registrar and they say they don't take grades off or anything like that.
Luckily, I talked to the course coordinator about what happened and he believed my story enough to give me credit. I was worried they would make me do it all over again. There was no physical proof I had done everything outside of my portfolio which I had already taken apart by then.
Tenebrousnight ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 04:23:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was much younger, I broke my thumb by falling out of bed (seriously). The cast i got apparently made my skin constantly itch underneath (allergy? not sure). So one day in class with my pencil, as I was trying to scratch a little deeper, it got far enough that my fingers lost grip and couldn't grab it again. So I had a pencil stuck in my cast until I could get it off. Well, when it finally got cut off, there was no pencil stuck there.
tl;dr: I absorbed a pencil through my skin, or something.
waffletoast ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:27:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ಠ_ಠ;
MrFahrenkite ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:13:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It fell out in your sleep.
glass_hedgehog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:54:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I live in an awful house full of mold and critters. Its in Japan, so the washroom is Japanese style. There's a tile floor where you're supposed to wash, then a deep Japanese style bathtub where you're supposed to soak. There is about a 6 inch dip from the tile floor to the concrete floor under the tub. Off to the side there's a metal hatch where you can open to the concrete floor and clean the drain.
Once while I was showering, a huge mother fuckin' cockroach appeared and I, like the true squeamish girl that I am, screamed and proceeded to use the shower head to knock the cockroach off the wall and down into the 6 inch drop, where its dead little cockroach body would wind up in the drain.
The next day the drain clogged up. I assumed that the giant body of this massive cockroach had done it (as opposed to the hair of the guys who lived in this house right before I moved in). I opened the metal bit to get to the train. I was ready to fish the body out with gloves.
I don't know if that thing decomposed, or got broken down into little bits of cockroach, or was still alive when I left the bathroom and hid out under the tub until I left and then crawled out. Either way that mother fucker is gone. I think the bathtub ate it.
tomoyopop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:18:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perfect premise for one of those creepy Japanese movies/stories.
Kylar_Stern ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:19 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No allergy, casts are just itchy like that. And they smell weird too :p
asianforaday ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 13:19:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Made this throwaway so people don't think I'm crazy. I've told this to two people in my entire life. Now let the downvoting commence!
*The first part of this story is retold as by my sister and mom.
I once awoke during the night screaming incomprehensibly when I was 3 years old. My mom and my sister were sleeping soundly at the time, and my dad was out of town on a business trip. Upon hearing me, they rushed into my bedroom, worried about what was going on. From their description, the sight in my room was unsettling, to say the least. I was sitting upright in my bed, hands shielding my head and face as if people were beating me, back pressed against the wall, and as previously mentioned, screaming. There was something very notable about what I was screaming, though...it wasn't English. It was an "oriental tongue", as they later put it, and very convincing at that. They proceeded to attempt and wake me/de-trance me, although no matter how hard they tried, nothing worked. In time, I calmed down.
Come the next day, I tell my present family about this dream I had that felt exactly like real life. I was in an ancient, distant land where the people were smaller, tanner, with funny looking eyes, and where everything was "just different". I told them I was to be "prosecuted" (quoted words are supposedly verbatim) for my beliefs, that I was a "hermit" living on the side of a mountain after being chased from my "village", and that this man who I was in my "previous life" desired for me to ensure the survival of his "legacy", whatever that was.
The only reason I remotely believe this story is because of how I came to hear it years later.
Fast forward to the second grade. I arrive home one day with a massive stack of books - every single one of them having to do with Japan, which, since the day I actually learned of it, has held a very odd allure about it to me (inb4 this story is a weeaboo's wet dream, I'm no weeaboo). I vividly recall walking into our old home, eager to share about this strange, intriguing land with my family. The very moment I mentioned my new interest, my mom appeared to have died. Her entire body went pale, mouth suddenly agape, eyes wide, muscles tense. Seeing her like that left me with the impression I was in big trouble, but after gathering herself and reassuring me I had done nothing wrong, she fetched my sister and they retold me the tale of the night I turned Japanese. Or got possessed.
stopitrightmeow ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:05:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
IMPOSSIBRU!
jimmysilverrims ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:35:23 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant.
DaNReDaN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:34:52 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Blast! Beat me to it.
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:23:22 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
From the description, I thought for a moment that the "[your] mom appeared to have died" bit was a further paranormal event and the mental image was extremely disturbing.
riley702 ยท 122 points ยท Posted at 02:01:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I was walking with my friend at school to his next class as I had a break. He was wearing a hockey jersey, a black toque and jeans. When we got to his class he said bye and walked inside the room, simultaneously some guy walked out of another room further down the semi-deserted hall way wearing the same jersey, black toque and jeans.
Now that I think about it, I never did see the other guys face.
TL;DR I have a teleporting friend
monsda ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:23:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you Canadian?
riley702 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I also realized I don't know what else to call a toque
Technicolored ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
beanie is close enough for American lingo
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone I know calls them "them knit hats with the danglies".
saminik ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:10:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
dude had a portal gun!
tearsofpchies ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:17:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or a Time-Turner!
stillsoon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:31:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or he is the engie in tf2
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or a TARDIS!
Sarcasmos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:10:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, eh
DK_The_White ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:56:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's a man who thinks with portals.
112233445566778899 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only one that doesn't know what a toque is?
riley702 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:33:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A hat people wear in the winter to keep their ears warm, sorry I'm Canadian.
112233445566778899 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you. I'm sorry. I should've googled it. :)
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:40:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
1) Everyone wears jeans.
2) Black toques are pretty much the standard nondescript toque.
3) The team the jersey belonged to probably had a game that day.
riley702 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:45:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
1) This is at university, every knows sweat pants are standard
2) Hardly anyone wears toques indoors, they make you sweaty and gross
3) The Nordiques last played in 1995, this only occurred last year.
garyr_h ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, because jerseys, black toques, and jeans aren't incredibly popular to wear.
seldomifever ยท 229 points ยท Posted at 01:22:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mine was actually just like in the movie--I was walking with my friend and we saw a black cat. After saying "oh, kitty kitty" and walking on past where it was lying, not five feet later there was the exact same cat, same position and everything, with the original cat still in its place.
tl;dr whoa
[deleted] ยท 228 points ยท Posted at 03:08:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The same thing happened to me except the second cat pulled a gun on me and told me to give him all my money. Also the cat was a crackhead.
thoriginal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:08:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Catnip's a helluva drug.
SandySin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I lol'd :)
Cool_Like_Snakes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:55:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lxw6A6scvU
eddie234drums ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:41:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ace! [I haven't watched it yet, but this comment means I will]
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I did not think this was going to be nearly as awesome as it was.
treebeard189 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That was not cat it was the damn locheness monsta
naught_fortrying ยท 273 points ยท Posted at 02:17:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yea man, thats like, whoa. and when you saw the cat again, you were like, wooooaa. and then you told us about it on reddit and we were like woooooaaaaahhhhhh.
HerrDoktorHugo ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 03:01:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
/r/woahdude
CederDUDE22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:27:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best place ever...
Lots42 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:34:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, first image my brain tried to shut down. It's like the g-rated version of r/spacedicks.
StewHo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:17:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Crush from Finding Nemo?
azgeogirl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:23:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Crush?
camelCasing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're in the wrong sub, dude. There's shit here to wierd out those of us who aren't stoned, you'll probably be safer back in /r/woahdude.
naught_fortrying ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Who said I was stoned. It's (almost) a Finding Nemo quote.
camelCasing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know lol, I remember the turtles.
The_Fiddler1979 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I read that in Keanu's voice.
Latyon ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 01:58:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was once walking around the block and came across a black cat, which crossed my path. I hesitantly continued on. Less than 30 seconds go by, and a white cat crosses my path. I figure that counterbalanced the bad luck.
caitlinrb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:56:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
White cat -- "NO Damn it not this one! Never mind, I'll take care of it.."
DK_Pooter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:49:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And that's why people tend to avoid the crazy cat lady's house.
Jaerc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cadejo style.
Scherzkeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well you do walk around with Friskeys in your pocket...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Meanwhile, the Grey Cat was stealing your wallet.
psandler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:49:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand. Your Matrix moment was that you once saw two cats?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
tl;dr two black cats in a row
WhyBeAre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
By my school there is a heard of all black cats that to me all look identical, so this sounds like an average day there to me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's a glitch. Run! The agents are coming
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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seldomifever ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:50:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that's the joke
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Attention Whore Cat
Sees Popular Movie Featuring Cat
Won't Stop Showing Off Its Impression
gt_9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Twins of the world! Please pull this prank on people!
Clairvoyant_Legacy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:15:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So tl;dr you saw 2 cats?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:08:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
tl;dr two similar looking cats lying in the same position near each other
ApocalypticFart ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:24:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think this story fits perfectly with this post.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yeiwBjhM8UU/Sx4XSY64H1I/AAAAAAAACco/XpRCRMYSR0w/s400/deja-vu-matrix.jpg
serials ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 06:14:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of the best threads I've ever perused. Just commenting so that I may easily come back and finish reading these stories.
yb0t ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:51:47 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also look up 'what's the creepiest thing that's ever happened to you' kind of threads.
rainermpg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:27:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
matrix has decided to create this thread for your cakeday
missmichellini ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:27:09 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
happy cakeday :D
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:38:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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joannchilada ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:46 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
People always said this to me, and then I finally saw a picture of a supposed twin. But it was just another female with glasses. I guess all women in glasses look the same.
nullgee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This has happened to me at least a dozen times. I've even had a couple of people talk to me full on like they know me and then realize I'm not the person they know. If we compare photos it might be the end for one of us.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:40:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
4 years ago dad and I were traveling to another town to visit one of his old friends, we had traveled back and forth to that town several times it took about 3 hours by car. After traveling from home for about 30 minutes my dad looked puzzled he said "this can't be right, we just, we just skipped 2 hours" I was confused but then I realized he was right, we were too close to the city to have only been traveling 30 minutes, what would have taken another 2 or so hours, we had traveled to in only 30 minutes.
TL;DR Me and my dad traveled through time and space
my_cat_joe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aliens.
DanikG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your dad could be trollling you. He probably purposely told you it took 3 hours each time you guys went, even though it takes 1 hour, and then one time he pointed it out.
Anon007_legion ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 09:55:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 12 or 13 I would get out of school earlier than my siblings. Everyday I would come home and watch Animaniacs with my mom and enjoy the hour or so we would spend alone. One day I come home and notice all the cabinets in the house open so I start yelling for my mom. A couple minutes or so go by and I hear "Cornell, I'm upstairs!" Next thing I know I'm being grabbed and my mouth is being held shut. "Cornell, I'm upstairs!" I look up and it's my mom sweating and shaking still holding my mouth. She then whispers in my ear "I heard it too." "Now run to the neighbors house and have them call the cops!"
We both end up bolting out of the house and call the cops. They check out the whole house and say it's clear to go back inside. To this day my mom WILL NOT allow anyone to talk about the subject.
InternetLoveMachine ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:24:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
re-hash of an old copypasta.
3/10
joannchilada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:45 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Proof?
InternetLoveMachine ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:46:15 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hv7ji/reddit_what_is_the_scariest_story_you_have_ever/c1yn81w
This is one of many I've found with just a little googleing.
LukasKulich ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:27:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it was your mother who was upstairs.
Anon007_legion ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:32:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How?! She was the one grabbing me.
LukasKulich ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:33:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's the point.
Anon007_legion ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:35:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OOOOOOhhhhhhhh. Welp...no sleep tonight เฒ _เฒ
LukasKulich ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:39:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me neither, thanks to your story, so I guess we're even. :D
jungletek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:48:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Predators.
Planet-man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:40:07 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As scary as this story is, it's fake; a retelling of an old creepypasta - http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/In_The_Kitchen?image=x1307907406324-png
Bravissimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did the "voice" sound like your mom? What did the neighbors say? cops?? anything stolen from your house?
Anon007_legion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:16:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The "voice" sounded exactly like my mom. Sometimes I tease her a say she just threw her voice really well. I don't remember telling the neighbors any details...we just kinda stormed in and asked to use the phone.
The cops told us no one was in the house and that it was safe to go back in. I kinda got the feeling they thought we were wasting their time
Rabid_Chocobo ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 04:34:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was sitting at a restaurant table against a wall with my parents and my 2 sisters. My older sister is sitting on the inside of the table, against the wall, meaning she couldn't get out because I was in the way. She has to use the bathroom so she says: "Preston, move out so I can use the bathroom" But I was annoyed, and hungry, so I told her to wait a little bit, and I continued sitting there. A few minutes later my sister walks back into the area and she's like "Okay, let me back in." And I said: ".....How the hell did you even get out?" All 5 of us looked around at each other like "wtf." Everyone remembers me not moving from my seat. My sister who went to the bathroom doesn't even remember how she got out.
Wonderjea ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:50:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd love to ask if the restaurant had cameras and what really transpired within those minutes. But then again... I might be to afraid of what I see... :/
albisicornel ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 09:27:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, one thing comes to mind that still creeps me out.... My parents divorced when i was 4, so i lived with my mom, and went to visit my dad on school vacations. Since he moved to a different city, we usually took the train.
Anyway, it was friday, and the next day i was supposed to go to my fathers, so i went to sleep earlier, and i had the strangest dream ever. In the dream, it was saturday, and i had just met my dad in the train station, and we went to board on the wagon. The wagon was crowded as fuck, but my dad managed to get me in a full compartment. There was a mother with her kid, 3 old ladies, a teology student, and a priest came in right when i got in. I dreamed all the conversation between them, some heated argument, since they where 2 different religions...I woke up next day, didnt remember anything.... and as soon as i get in the train station, and see my dad, i remember what i dreamed, and start telling him he story...
I'll never forget his face when he came to see if i was alright in the compartment, and saw everyone exactly as i described them... I just stood there, mesmerized, reciting every phrase they where going to say, before they did it, in my head... I was stunned, didnt know what the hell should i do....
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 13:42:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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hartekin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:00 on February 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's amazing.
Damasticator ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:51:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My family and I left Vietnam in 1984. We had to leave my beloved grandfather behind. He and I had a special bond that couldn't be explained. I was the only baby, including his own, that he ever held and doted on. They told me that he died shortly after I left, that he couldn't stand losing me.
Fast forward to 1999 when we went back to visit my existing family in Saigon. We went to my grandfather's grave site to pay our respects. The problem was no one remembered where it was in the cemetery. I decided to wander around. For some reason, I stopped walking. When my family caught up to me, my grandma looked at the grave. It was my grandfather's resting place. To this day, I think the bond between us allowed me to find him after all those years.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:19 on February 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is a beautiful and sweet story.
mrdobo ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:33:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The house I grew up in wasn't creepy at all. I always considered it pretty nice, and it was in a sort of "gated-community" so to speak. Very nice place. That said, I've had multiple happenings in this home that to this day freak me the hell out. The first set of incidents has to do with me and an old childhood friend.
One night he and I has fallen asleep in the front room - I'm guessing we were maybe 7-8, tops. We live in the Mojave Desert and it was the middle of summer, and there just so happened to be a MASSIVE thunder storm that night. At one point I woke up, but wasn't startled by anything, but I did have an odd feeling that something was happening - like the same thing where you wake up because someone is doing something in the room you're sleeping in, and their slight rustling wakes you up. At any rate I'm now up for a good minute or so just staring outside our two glass doors leading outside because there's a pretty impressive lightning/thunder storm rolling at this point. FLASH, BOOM - pretty consistent for a good while. Then after some break and a good bit of silence and darkness, there comes a relatively subtle bit of lightning, but more than enough to outline and briefly show the details of a man directly outside our glass doors holding a knife in his right hand which looked to be mid swing coming at the door. My friend, who I had NO idea had been awake freaks the fuck out and starts screaming before my reactions kick in. Long story short, we both made quite a scene of it and stayed up with my Mom who woke up from the yelling.
Fast-forward 5 or 6 years. We had just finished a day in middleschool and decided to watch TV/play games at my place. It's probably 3:30 or so and we're just watching something when I hear the very distinct sound of the door leading to the garage open. The way the couch was positioned, I can generally lean back and glance down the hall to my left to see who it is that's coming home (just for reference, 15-feet to my 2 o'clock from where I was sitting were the glass doors this friend and I had experienced our mid-lightning sighting as children). As I look, I see no one. I call out, "John? Mom? Dad?". Nothing - no response. I glace over to my bud as if to acknowledge "Hmm... weird". I get up and look in the garage. The actual garage car door was closed, and I would have heard it opening anyways. No one was in there. I close the garage door leading to the house and sit back down to watch TV. About 5 minutes pass and the exact same thing happens again... this time I glance at my bud for a moment with an eyebrow raised and lean back again after not hearing anyone come in for 5 seconds or so after the door had opened. I called for my family once again to see who it was, but there was no response. At this point my bud and I were a tad freaked so we both got up to check out the garage. Two sets of eyes found nothing in there. Eventually we cracked it up to be find or a pressure difference that was opening the door (which I wasn't buying because that garage door had never in 15 years done anything like that). This time when I closed the door I gave it a little slam and shimmied it back and forth a bit to confirm that this thing was shut firmly. It didn't budge. As we walked away and sat down once again to watch TV, the "nail-in-the-coffin" for this event happened. We heard the attempt of someone to open the garage door. This was enough to immediately snap us into threat-level Midnight mode. We scrambled for something to defend ourselves with since we were damn sure we were about to get eaten by some sort of hybrid ghost-zombie or something. We both grabbed knives from the kitchen and ran (good idea right?) frantically to my room where we locked ourselves in to catch a breath and get our minds together. We basically confirmed with eachother what had happened and how, logistically, no one/thing could have been doing this without us seeing it. We searched the garage twice, and Usain Bolt himself couldn't have messed with the door from the inside and gotten out of view by the time it took me to lean my head back and see down the hallway. There was something going on and we couldn't figure out what. We decided to search the house, top-to-bottom, together with weapons in hand. As we did, we confirmed that EVERY window was closed and made sure that EVERY door was dead-bolted closed. We finished at the infamous glass doors. At this point we were still shaken and not satisfied at all that we didn't have a good answer as to what was going on, so we decided to check the garage, one last time. On the way to the garage you have to pass by my parent's old room which is on your right. In their room there are also doors leading to the backyard which I personally dead-bolted in our spree moments before. However now, to our amazement, the door was not only no dead-bolted, but was slightly ajar. That was it - we panicked. We sprinted into the garage, out the garage door leading to the backyard, and towards the fence which led to the park in this gated community. Mid-way there I biff and fall, dropping my knife (thankfully not landing on it). I swivel around to pick it back up and look up. My parents' room had a shower that had windows on of the walls - both which faced out towards the backyard. They frequently hung damp clothes on the shower curtain rod to dry, and I noticed that the clothes were swinging violently as if someone had just sprung out of the shower into their room. At this point I'm now completely, bat-shit insane, freaked the fuck out. We run out the gate and wait in the park 'til we see one of my parents driving around the road to head home. We saw my dad and told him the situation, so he headed home to check it out. He found no one, but we later did take note that a handful of the clothes that were hung up in the bathroom were knocked on the floor.
Never found out what the hell that was all about, but that was my glitch in the matrix story. Or a story about a psychopath that wants to murder - not sure which one.
hartekin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:45:17 on February 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is an AMAZING story. Thank you for sharing.
vaud ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:55:19 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Goddammit. It's 3 am, and I was fine reading this thread up til now. I'm not sleeping tonight.
postman_pat ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 10:30:48 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was woking at a cafe, just over a year ago.
It was a pretty new cafe, just open in time for christmas. A chain place, kind of like costa, so we had an experienced manager down training all of us new guys.
One night, the doors were all locked except the front door, and we were finishing up. The manager was at the till beside the front door, and the rest of us were mopping upstairs, cleaning tables and giving the staff toilet and stock room the once over.
Manager finishes counting the take and decides she wants to go home, so she shouts to us to stop what we're doing, grab our things and get out.
So we're just outside the front door, key in the lock, when it's pushed open from the inside, and a family walks out. A mother and her two kids just walk out of the cafe remark that it must be closed and walk off into the night.
I was doing tables all day, and they hadn't been in. Whole place was locked and cleaned. We checked the back door, it was well and truely locked.
Kinda freaked us all out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:05 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did they say anything??
postman_pat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:05 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They looked around, the woman said,"oh they must be closed". Then they walked off into the shopping centre.
We were all literally speechless. Just stared at each other for a minute until we went in to check the doors.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:43:26 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I tend to laugh when I get nervous and I would have laughed my ass off. That must have been scary!
HardtoHandle13 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:52:07 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mine is no where near as intense as a few of these, but I think it is pretty unexplainable. When I was young, like everyone, I had to use a car seat. I remember hating it and used to do things to try and get back at this horrible chair. One day while on the expressway, I really thought I was putting it to the chair when I ripped part of its name sticker off the side and through it out the window. This is where the whole glitch takes place, around 2 or three years passed, enough time for the car seat to cycle from me to my younger cousin. We were on that same road and i was talking to my dad, when suddenly, something flew in the window. It was the exact sticker I had thrown out years ago. It fit perfectly with the other half of the sticker still on the chair.
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:51 on May 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe not as scary but definitely one of the coolest and most memorable of the "nigh-impossible coincidence" ones. Was it in the same condition as when you tossed it years earlier, like it had travelled through a timewarp, or was it appropriately deteriorated?
HardtoHandle13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:25 on June 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it looked exactly the same as it did the day i had tossed it from the window. I'm sure there is a perfectly logical explanation to it but...ya i don't have one.
CD62 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 04:26:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably more paranormal than matrix-y but still weird coincidence.
When I was younger i had horrific nightmares, i would run around the house, screaming, or simply pacing, in my sleep. I had very little memory of the dreams.
My mum used to go to psychics every now and then at the insistance of my aunt, while my mum was with the psychic, the psychic told her i was having nightmares and basically i was fighting demons in my sleep. She advised my mum burn sage in the four corners of my room and put salt across the windows/doors of the house and that the nightmares would stop in 3 months if she did this. My mum didnt tell us about this, or follow the advice for a few months.
The nightmares continued and eventually she decided that she could try it, but still she didnt tell us becuase if it worked, great, if not no one would know or make fun of her. She later told me that one of the main reasons she tried it is becuase during a nightmare, i ran into my sisters room, which was my parents room until a few days before, and frantically asked 'where's the sage?'
My mum tried the burning sage and salt across windows and in 3 months the nightmares stopped. They havnt started again in my house, but i have gotten them when spending nights in other places, hotels friends houses etc.
Normally i would say of course they stopped, you were told they'd stop in 3 months. I would say that except for the fact that no one besides my mum knew, she did it 7 or so years ago and she only told me this story recently.
Either way, i'm thankful they've stopped. Also, sorry for any mistakes, typing on my phone and it's 4.30 a.m here
gt_9000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:04:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please consult a psychaitrist/get an MRI.... just to be sure. Aneurysms are a bitch.
CD62 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How do nightmares = aneurysms?
This was about 7 years ago, would assume an aneurysm would have already occured.
Also pretty sure I don't need a psychiatrist, I'm not delusional, I don't believe the nightmares were me fighting demons, they were the words of some psychic. When I was younger they were just nightmares, now that I'm older, they're still just nightmares.
They could have just stopped themselves and nightmares when I'm away are due to anxiety.
I just find the coincidence odd, interesting and slightly spooky.
jawni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:31:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just looked at the time on my computer after I read this.... 4:30am and now I'm gonna go to sleep and have nightmares. You bastard!
Catnapwat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone knows that sage goes in ALL the fields.
Drake903 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:29 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"-and frantically asked 'where's the sage?'"
Which sage? There's Green Eco, Dark Eco, Orange Eco, Red Eco, Blue Eco.
God, nobody will get this reference.
TheRedGerund ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:25 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
<puts hand on shoulder> It's 12:51
junglenachos ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 07:35:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It'll make me happy if at least one person reads this :)
So i'm hanging out with my friends in high school one day and one of my friends says that he found this guy at gamestop that looked exactly like me. I kind of shrug it off because I don't really care but other people start telling me theres this kid that looks like me. So one day, that story pops up and I just point to this random person at school saying "are you sure I don't just have a common face?" Turns out, that person I pointed was the kid that looked like me and he actually did look a lot like me. My friends were amazed none the less.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:13:30 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not reading because
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 14:10:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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hartekin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:43:34 on January 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This was a nice story. Thanks for sharing.
[deleted] ยท 1553 points ยท Posted at 00:30:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one time at work, I was responsible for making boiled eggs. This guy came in and ate one; he was so intent on peeling his hard-boiled egg that he didn't notice that I brought a new tray of eggs in and set the older ones aside to make egg salad.
๐๏ธ superunhappyfuntime ยท 847 points ยท Posted at 02:45:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes, I thought of that and had a look around for the chef, who is a friend of mine. He was 7 floors down having a smoke at the time. Simplest explanation is someone took an egg, changed their mind then returned it but I never could explain where the extra egg came from! The other thing is the garbage can is by the door, I was right there.
Therefore by process of elimination: aliens!
[deleted] ยท 385 points ยท Posted at 03:01:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You eat eggs really slowly.
modano_star ยท 741 points ยท Posted at 03:22:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's eggscruciating to watch.
Xenc ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 03:36:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh come on, don't eggxaggerate.
TheMidnighToker ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:45:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
surely that's oeuf already?
javipug ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:52:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the last thing we need is another pun thread. dont egg them on
bobtea ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 03:53:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You guys are all ova-reacting.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:00:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They're just trying to come out of their shells.
Andrenator ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:42:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That joke's been incubating in your head for a while now, hasn't it?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:05:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:07:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hope you don't have troubles membrane this moment in the future.
MadgePadge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think you've all eggshausted this pun thread.
DeHizzy420 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:37:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
my thoughts eggsactly...
halffro777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this is getting eggregious.....?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
YOU SHELL NOT PASS!
ChemicalRascal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:06:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This pun thread is pure eggstacy.
designzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's full of eggcelent yolks
recursive_meme ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:14:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
AND MY EGGS!
Tarpo76 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:01:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some of these pun threads are just a shell of their former greatness.. I feel bad posting this reply in the middle though.. I don't want to scramble things up too badly.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:47:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just take it over easy, will ya?
TheMidnighToker ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can only apologise; i got to the bottom and realised there were more. Over eggcited i guess.
TheMonkeyJoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know for a fact some of these puns were just poached from other sites.
cl0s33n0ugh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yolk yolk yolk
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's the yolk.
apaniyam ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:18:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
BILINGUAL PUN. Sorry if this is a coco-Combo breaker.
nikk9101 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:52:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Eggsactly What I was thinking!! We don't need to fry this pun thread.
waylaidwanderer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TheMidnighToker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:30:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ty -I studied German and Hebrew at school; my French grammar is nisht gut ;)
WarmTaffy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:11:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That made me crack up.
JPsmooth42 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:43:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You must be yolking.
speakerjam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you start this shit. I'm serious, fun time is ova.
Treecko99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My sentiments eggaxtly.
bannista7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That was a funny yolk....
bhindblueyes430 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
its so cute sometime she puts a little mayonnaise in her mouth and then puts the egg, she calls it a man egg
KellyTheET ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That was an empty shell of a joke.
Inflorescence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:51:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, what the shell is wrong with you?
kateastrophic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:52:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is no eggscuse for that bad yolk.
aTROLLwithSWAG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ZING
meglet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Taking a moment to say I really enjoy peeling gags. Not as much as eating crawfish or crab, but similar.
iamdestroyerofworlds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm dying of laughter. Nah, just kidding. I'm just dying.
koshercowboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
nope. not loading more comments on this one.
gwyden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is eggactly what he wanted you to say!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OKAY PEOPLE WE'RE DONE NOW
ketchup-_-king ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's not a funny yolk.
Ekul13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
These puns are really eggasperating...
LipstickandMalice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:34 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Eggsactly why aren't there more bad egg puns in this thread?
ozzmotic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At least he only does it shelldomly.
oD3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
STOP.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:44:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He's just yolking around, chill.
AwfullyCleanHands ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like you.
ihateyouguys ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:31:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Scrambles my brains that someone could be so slow.
UnlikelyParticipant ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:47:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Omelette you finish because it's true.
ofcourseimright ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:10:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Makes me crack under all the pressure.
spect3r ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:56:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You make an eggcellent point there...
BRENTOSAURUS ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:16:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm eggstatic to finally have the chance to be in a pun chain.
harvmb ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:18:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Omelette you guys handle the puns.
DeHizzy420 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:35:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
dozen it piss you off sometimes?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:41:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could write puns...
jdoubledave ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:47:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Slow as molasseggs.
Aldarion_Erendis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:07:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Eggcellent joke
Picklwarrior ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:12:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea why I just upvoted you
ReeekoS ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
why the shell are we starting another pun thread?
ImKennedy ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That was an eggcellent pun right there.
M3nt0R ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:03:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He's a professional kitchen worker, he likes to savor the flavors and let them simmer on his tongue as they intensify with every drop of salivary goodness. It's not just cooking a meal that is art, it's eating a meal, too! The better you are, the more you appreciate the subtle flavors in every bite.
A hard boiled egg is like a good wine, you have to savor it.
gobearsandchopin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've definitely spent over 5 minutes peeling an egg before.
pirateninjamonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So slow in fact, a chicken hatched, grew up, laid two eggs, scurried off somewhere and died by the time he finished it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he had one of these moments.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, one of them hatched and laid a few more.
whatwhat888 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:54:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what if the one you took was an extra egg, and was placed on top of the other ones? maybe you could have naturally grabbed it without really thinking, and forgotten about it when you looked back?
siphontheenigma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:06:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This seems like the most plausible explanation to me. I could see myself doing this, especially early in the morning.
loski3 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:17:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
a bakers dozen! like magic aliens!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're probably just eggsasperated.
whyspir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Because China...?
veggie_sorry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ask everyone else in the office? Security cam?
smurfjoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know how sometimes you crack an egg and there's 2 yolks? It's kinda like that except aliens.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe those eggs didn't need a chicken to multiply.
rokshocka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something similar happened to me with toast. Turns out I was just ridiculously tired, and didn't realise one of my friends had come in and replaced his piece of toast. Though, I'm much more content to believe it was aliens and be terrified by the possible existence of Quantum Eggs.
executex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You probably miscounted the eggs, and maybe there is no missing egg, you just got confused---the eyes can be misleading.
Maybe you picked up an egg, where there were 7 eggs. So now 6. But as you were picking it up, you thought there were 5. And you thought you took it from the front of the egg package, but you took it from the back of it.
Either that or aliens. But aliens playing eggsellent pranks is not very common.
AssertivePanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have had weird things happen to me but they are always explainable, yours is not and there for you have ruined my night. To know that there is an entity out there with nothing better to do than cause doubt in our self and egg eating abilities is horrifying!
Also what if your mind over the years changed the store in your mind? I like to think that but I when I was young I was near our shed in the bark yard I saw a massive earwig pincher tall come from under the shed and disappear again. I was so freaked out but I know it happened and remember telling my parents about it and saying that I imaging it!
AMBsFather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe since you've been doing this for so long you assumed there was 12 and you ninja skimmed and accidentally counted 12 when there was really 13?
cartopheln ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:59:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Before you went in, a guy had taken an egg from the fridge. He goes out, you go in, take your egg from the tray. Meanwhile, the guy decides he doesn't want his egg anymore, goes back in unnoticed by you. He sees the tray with the empty spot, decides he'd rather put the egg there instead of in the fridge. You turn around and freak out.
12431 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:49:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what the fuck kind of kitchen is that high above ground? very impractical considering deliveries etc.
Cyborg771 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:15:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you 100% sure you actually took the first egg? Like, did you have one egg in your hand and 12 in the container or had you already eaten and discarded the first when you noticed the extra one. It's possible you just had some crazy memory lapse/deja vu thing.
arquebus_x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Most likely explanation: the egg you took was loose in the fridge, and you promptly forgot that this was the case, especially once you looked back and saw the full egg carton. The human brain is like this: it expects patterns, and so finds them (i.e., you must have picked the egg out of the carton, because that's how you get eggs) when circumstances are a little strange.
llII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it. Do you know JohnoTheFoolish or are this two different storys?
DogFister ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. Chuck testa.
[deleted] ยท -19 points ยท Posted at 03:10:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:17:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Never comment again.
DagNasty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:18:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Psst...just a heads up, we're kinda over the Chuck Testa thing
bill_nydus ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:57:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand what you're talking about at all. Some guy ate a hard boiled egg you made that he didn't notice that you brought in new eggs?
Other people seem to understand what you're saying so I'm having a major brain fart moment here. I don't understand what you mean at all.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:18:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's an explanation of what happened to the OP from another person's perspective.
I also read it without reading the OP and was brain fucked for a while until I realized, from the OP's reply to this, that it must have been referencing the OP's post.
NomisTheNinth ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:15:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. I can't process this at all and I've re-read the post so many times that I've lost interest...
ShozOvr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:12:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same, I then went back and read the OP and the relief of being in the loop has set in.
Clairvoyant_Legacy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:08:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry. You're cool and in the know now.
Hawkknight88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Read the OP's post.
bill_nydus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:52:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am an idiot. I skipped right over OP's post because it didn't seem like it would be interesting.
Amp3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:58:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He was meta-referencing the OP from the point of view of an outside observer who brought in a full tray of eggs and took away the tray he/she took one from thus explaining the situation satisfactorily.
Lots42 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:30:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
338 upvotes?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:54:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
SO META
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
so meta
helio2k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i don't get it. sry ... can someone explain ?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The parent post is about the guy eating an egg and then going back to get another and there being more eggs than he initially thought. I am implying that he was so intent on eating his egg that he didn't notice me come in and replace the missing eggs.
[deleted] ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 04:05:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you shouldn't play with shit you cain't handle.
Joshypalooza ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 03:28:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 2 years ago I was watching my dogs go poop in the back yard. It was about 11pm and black outside. There was a porch light on in the back by the door. There is a pool pump system on the side of the house and there is no light there. I'm setting the scene. So I'm in the backyard and I look over to the pool pump area, you know how there are shadows within shadows? Well, what I saw was a shadow, a myst, a fuzzy moving cloud in the shape of a man. He must have been 9 feet tall. His back was turned and he had a robe with a rood on. He turns his head to reveal a even darker shade of pitch blackness where his face would be. I had never been so afraid in my life. He vanished when I blinked, but this lasted for a good 5 seconds.
BoSelecta1 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:29:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It looked at you? creepy.
Also, did the dogs bark at it?
Iwokeupwithoutapillo ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:05:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did your dog notice?
stealthshadow ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:26:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm officially not sleeping tonight.
gt_9000 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:18:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
NOPE. Tomorrow 10am will be a good time to sleep. Not tonight.
f0k4ppl3 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:42:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I HAVE to tell you this. I saw the same thing (pretty much) when I was a teenager. Late at night, everyone's gone to bed and I am in the living room listening to music, looking down as I hold my head between my hands. I get this sudden urge to look up and there it is in front of me. About as tall as the ceiling, 7 or 8 feet, wearing what looked like a black robe, like the grim reaper or something, with a hood and the hood was over his 'head' but his head seems distorted, too big and misshapen. I get this impression of huge bug-like oily black eyes almost as big as its head, but no face I can think of. As quick as I see it, it "slides" sideways into the kitchen. I see all this in about a half a second, but to this day I remember like it just happened. It was so concrete that I ran into the kitchen looking for it. Of course, kitchen door was locked, cabinets closed, etc. I don't remember it being "fuzzy". It was definitely very solid. And I got the impression it was skinny under that robe, lanky almost. For years I thought I had a hallucination. Now I'm not so sure. How is this possible?
Clefaerie ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:05:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Man, think about how your dogs felt -- some shadow was watching them take a dump.
The_Gecko ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:14:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Man, you saw the Walkin' Dude.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:02:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ever notice that when you watch your dog take a shit, they always look you dead in the eyes.
Ryugi ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:44:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I KNOW HIM.
I'm so sorry he bothered you. He's benign. He's been following me since I was 12. And he wasn't looking at you... his eyes were closed. It really freaks me out that you've described him so perfectly. Please reply.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:40:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:52:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What color are his eyes? Can you identify the uniform, or any other features?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:32 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Ryugi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:19:49 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry I'm not familiar with that creature.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:08 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:30 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yikes.
Saggingpeach ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:26:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't blink, don't even blink. Blink and your DEAD! Just don't blink!
Tanyril ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I love Dr. Who... and damn I miss David Tenant as The Doctor...
Edit: Capitalization.
Appleman5000 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:30:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderman. You are lucky to be alive.
Drake903 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:32 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was Thanatos.
RadiatedMutant ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:18:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Watching your dogs go poop.... do you bang on the back door to see if they look at you?
[deleted] ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 05:54:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No one will ever, ever see this. But there was a kid I knew in middle school who rode my bus. I don't know what it was, but he gave me this flat, icy feeling every time I saw him. Eventually he moved or something, no one knew what happened to him, but he stopped being at school and on the bus.
After he disappeared, I would be in the car with my parents and we'd be about to enter a store or restaurant or whatever and I would get that icy feeling. I would immediately associate that feeling with the kid and think about him. And then we'd go inside the store or restaurant and the kid would be there. I wasn't just imagining the kid. He would actually acknowledge me. This happened at least 10 different times. No clue what the fuck that was about. Weirds me the hell out. Even now, I get that feeling thinking about him.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:12:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I knew a kid in high school who gave me weird vibes like that. After high school he raped and dismembered a girl and put her remains in a metal trash can. True story.
proddy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:07:06 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You have that feeling now? HE'S IN THE SAME ROOM!
_AlphaOmega ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:55:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's Damien, son of Lucifer.
That was a good episode of South Park.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:07:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I actually understood this reference.
_AlphaOmega ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:42:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
eighth episode of the first season http://southparkstudios.com
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:11 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey finder90, looks like no one saw your post!
Drake903 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:52 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He will return.
Huzakkah ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 09:20:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This was years ago...
One day I was sitting in my room bored. I grabbed this random foam football off of my shelf and went into the living room and tossed it around a bit. Then I left it there and walked back into my room...
...and it was on the shelf...
Sati1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:20:51 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Random foam football is random.
missmichellini ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 09:35:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if this should go here or if there is an /r/eerie or something, but we have a close family friend whose elderly mother was...well, getting elderly.
One night my mom wakes us up: "Guys, Tammy's mother died. She was just here, she came to say goodbye." She swears up and down Tammy's mother walked to her bedside, said goodbye and thank you, and went away. Minutes later the phone rings, and it's Tammy in tears, telling us her mother has just passed away in her sleep.
Not even making this shit up. Getting chills typing this. This entire thread gives me delicious heebie-jeebies.
arisasdf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My mother says she's visited by recently deceased people too. She likes to sew, and she says her grandmother (who was a seamstress) is always there with her when she's sewing. I never actually believed her, until my cousin's mother-in-law died. At the funeral, I overheard my mother telling my cousin that the mother-in-law came to her room at night and told her "the key they're looking for is in (someplace)". Turns out they were looking for the key to the old lady's safe, and it was exactly where my mother said it was. It's the one event that has ever shaken my skepticism.
missmichellini ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's so eerie! On the way home from the funeral my mom swears she felt a chill and smelled mums (the deceased's favorite flower), but I chalked it up to a trick of her imagination and nope-nope-noped it out of my memory.
Xeeke ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:15:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So at the time this happened, I was in New York while my girlfriend was in California for school. I had a dream that my apartment building burned down. The staircase that leads from the top floor down tortoise level was on fire so I had to escape using the staircase at the front of the house. I told this to my girlfriend the day this dream happened. She had a dream the same night with my apartment building burning down, but from a street level perspective at night time. This coincidence scared the shit out of me and I ended up moving out a few weeks later. My roommate/best friend was still living there. About a month after the whole dream deal, I get a phone call from my ex-roommate early in the morning. A fire had started on the first floor from someone throwing a lot cigarette in the garbage. The first set of stairs from my dream were the first to be engulfed in flames. He had to escape from the front staircase. All of this happened around 4 am. Creepy as fuck and neither of us have any explanation on how this coincidence could be possible.
plindb1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:54:05 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Great story, but...
Huh?
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:43 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
tortoise = to street
ToastMasterX ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:29:38 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a recurring dream as a child (right into my teens) of me playing outside with friends. I would always be looking down at something on the ground (sometimes I'd be playing with toys), when I look up to see three strange men burst from some trees or bushes, carrying guns, running towards me and shouting. The colours in this dream were always washed out and everything looked like a sepia browny green. The way the men ran creeped me out, hunched like beasts, but urgently trying to get to me, brandishing shotguns - sinister and I instantly wanted to get away. Particularly because this scene would crop up at the end of entirely different dreams, unexpectedly.ย
I'd forgotten about the dream, and many years later when I was 29, I was at my brothers house in the country, on a field not far from his house, walking his dog. The field had been ploughed, so it was rough underfoot. Other than the dog, who had ran ahead, I felt totally alone. I spotted something blue and plastic in the ploughed earth, which looked like a toy. Funny to find that here, I thought, so I reached down to get it, lost my footing, and fell sideways, banging my head on a tough crop of dirt.
I felt dazed, heard the shout of a man's voice and looked up to see three strange men, hunched over and carrying rifles, charging towards me. I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing at first and not knowing where the dog or my brother was, felt very alone. I shouted at them and clambered backwards but they kept coming, still hunched, looking sternly at me. The memories of my dreams came back and my mind was a wreck dealing with it. Terrified. But this time it felt much more real. Because it was.
The men got to me before I could properly stand, laid their guns down and spoke to me. They were on their way to a hunt (to shoot pheasants), saw me fall and said I didn't get up straight away so they were running over to help. The odd, hunched running was because they were trying to keep their footing on the ploughed field. Even the colours matched my dream, because of my knocked head.ย They must have thought me odd, because I didn't really speak back to them, because I was so surprised to see this nightmarish scene return to me more than a decade after I'd last dreamt it. Luckily they were coming to help me after all.ย
TL;DR: A childhood nightmare returns as an exact scene in my adult life. But with a twist.ย
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:27 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fascinating.
angrymidget7 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:57:15 on July 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So I am pretty sure this thread is dead, but I still want to share my story. This is about my mother as a kid.
One day when my mom was a kid, she bought this really nice shirt that she loved. A few days later, her mother, my grandma, makes her give the shirt away with out an explanation. She is finally convinced to give a reason as to why she made her give away the shirt. She had had a dream the night prior that my mom had gotten into a terrible car accident while wearing the shirt. Not 2 days pass when my moms friend gets into an accident while wearing the shirt from the dream. (she had given the shirt to her friend rather than donating it.)
tryingtobeoriginal ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:45:43 on July 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I still come back to read any new stories once in a while. This is my favourite thread.
DrChangsteen ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:43:23 on July 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hope this thread lives forever
tryingtobeoriginal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:42:08 on July 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I subscribed to the subreddit yesterday and it's already my new favourite.
mydogisdumb ยท 134 points ยท Posted at 02:53:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i remember in 6th grade i wrote an entire page of some assignment we had to do in my notebook. turned the page for some reason and when i turned back the writing disappeared, but the impressions from the pencil noticable.
AddNine ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 04:03:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you turned two pages instead of one. Then turned back only one page and thats why the impressions were there?
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 05:40:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Meanwhile, the notebook is still screaming in frustration, "TURN BACK ONE MORE PAGE DAMMIT"
ZiggyBoop ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 04:13:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to tell my teachers that, too.
Pot_Bot ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:04:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You probably flipped two pages forward then one backward. It would explain the impressions without and markings.
yangx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:50:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try bro, your dog is so dumb you can't use the "he ate my homework" excuse. I guess this is original.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:55:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or you accidentally turned two pages forward...and only one back.
tennantsmith ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Someone stole your paper.
Scherzkeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And strangely enough, it was the underpants gnomes
WarmTaffy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your dumb dog ate your homework?
dskoziol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:06:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You flipped ahead two pages accidentally?
mydogisdumb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:26:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
nah i looked through every page, and it was like the second week of school so i had only written in a few so it would have been real easy to find
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:19:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you handed it in. you got zero, you've been trying to suppress that memory for years
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you sure you didn't tear the page out and forget?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your classmate stole your homework.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think someone (mist likely a ninja) jacked your homework bro.
Bravissimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Invisible lead?
whiteguycash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tom Marvolo Riddle. I am Lord Voldemort.
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 03:24:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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BjornToDie ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:29:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a similar anecdote. My grandfather's last name was Fox. A few days after his death a little over a year ago, the whole family flew into town for the funeral. On the morning of the funeral (Which was on my grandfather's birthday, strangely enough), I looked out the window to see a fox walking in the middle of the street. The fox paused and sat in the middle of the street, staring at the house for a good minute or two. After that, it looked at me right in the eye. This fox and I shared a moment of eye contact, and then it went casually on it's way up the street, turned the corner, and was gone. I like to think it was my grandfather checking on everyone from beyond the grave.
lolsroflslmaos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:29:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
why the worried face...it should be comforting...he's still there making sure you're alright haha
iDadeMarshall ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 05:03:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
This is a really fucked up story I never told anyone, so with the pass of anonymity, I will tell my tale. I was driving back to college from spring break with 3 other friends. We all were from the same hometown, and our university was roughly 4 hours away. As a precursor, none of us took drugs of any sort, and we were all on various sports teams with full rides for academics. We were the kids who's parents let them drive the escalade or range rover back to college and everything always went our way. Your typical Ivy leaguer. (not always proud of this but its just to validate that we weren't your typical alien abductees, aka crazy people)
About 3 hours into the drive, we start noticing familiar signs that we saw hours ago. Confused, we just kept driving and ignored it. After about 10 minutes we knew something was wrong, since we were seeing all the same signs and landmarks we did 3 hours prior. We never got off the freeway, drove south the whole time, and nobody fell asleep. We drove 3 hours south, then out of nowhere we were right back near the start. We figured since we left our hometown at noon we would get to school by 4. We didn't get to school until 7, and never hit any traffic... It was like we went into a time warp or something, and it scared us so much that nobody said a word the rest of the trip. When we got to school, none of us said anything to each other or talked to each other for over a month, other than the agreement never to speak about it.
It was one of the most fucked up experiences of my life, and we all vowed to never tell anyone cause we didn't want people thinking we were crazy. Fuck, that shit scares me.
Thinks_Like_A_Man ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:38:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any dreams about blue lights?
iDadeMarshall ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:33:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know...but I'll certainly try to remember more of my dreams in the future
vxx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:30:24 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What is the thing with the blue lights about?
Thinks_Like_A_Man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:21:31 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of people with missing time have dreams about blue beams of light.
hartekin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:46:10 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What about gas? Was your gas usage synonymous with a 4hr trip or 7hr trip?
iDadeMarshall ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:30:56 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
7 hour trip. A normal trip to and from the university was usually around half a tank back then. When we got to school, it was almost empty.
hartekin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:02:59 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is flipping INSANE.
yiffafox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:12:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I doubt very much that an attendant of an "Ivey" League college would misspell a three-letter word.
iDadeMarshall ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:32:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Typed it on my phone at 1 am. Lay off grammar nazi
Irielle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:04:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is wild. I'm glad that you escaped the vortex.
iDadeMarshall ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:33:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, not trying to hang out with the langoliers
Crumps_brother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:08 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is a thread about strange noises going on around the world and I said it was the langoliers. I haven't thought about that movie in years. Creepy?
[deleted] ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 03:21:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
DMT.
Duckarmada ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:13:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As close to space as you can get to without being an astronaut.
De4con ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:01:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much, yeah. But then you become The One. Indescribable comprehension of the world around you, so much so that you can't grasp it for too long without your feeble human mind going back to perceiving the sliver of existence our senses allow.
CodenameLEE ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:33:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lots of DMT...
jawshoeuh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:58:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously. DMT felt like being pulled from the matrix.
pirateninjamonkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:22:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Huh. I never heard of this before now.... strange.
TheRedGerund ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:33:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're a diver medic technician too?! Cool!
ChiefBearPaw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:44:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
train by day joe rogan podcast by night, all day
ekbrf4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:33:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
f to the hellz yea
Kylar_Stern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:46 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And thats all that can really be conveyed, without delving in yourself
thiscanbethrownaway ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 13:19:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No one believes me. Not one single person, they all laugh and think I'm just being a weirdo. You are all going to read this and just think I'm a weirdo as well, but here it is.
I saw a shark in my rear view mirror.
I'm driving home late one night from work, about 1 AM. I worked in the Alliance area of of 35 in Fort Worth, and I lived in Denton. I'm driving down 35 and other than a few eighteen wheeler's in front of me I am alone on the road. Anyone who is familiar with this stretch of highway you know that it is super dark at night. No lights, no exits, just a few miles of road and country until you get to Denton. I'm about to change over from the left lane to the right. I look into my rear view mirror and there lit in red by my tail lights, is a giant shark. Swimming as if we were submerged in water, bearing down on me, jaws open, rows of razor teeth exposed, ready to strike. I screamed and jerked my head around to look out my window.... nothing. It was gone. No one behind me, no cars, no trucks, certainly no giant sharks. Just as if nothing happened at all. I pulled over shaking a sweating. It had all taken place in a fraction of a second and I had no idea how to processes what I had just seen. There was a shark in my rear view mirror that was inches away from ripping the shit out of the back of my car. The image still plays in my mind over and over. I'm not crazy, I have no history of mental illness, neither does anyone in my family. I had not (at that time) ever partaken in hallucinogens. I had never and since then still have never had any kind of hallucination like that, and like I said, anyone that I have ever told thinks I'm either lying, or nuts, and I kinda hope I am. But I saw that shark, and it saw me, and it wanted my blood.
PseudoFake ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:55:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, don't worry thiscanbethrownaway, I'll bel-
ಠ_ಠ I'm sorry
sherrybaby82 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:54:17 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's possible you were just having a random hallucination. People can get them without having any mental disorders or conditions.
http://www.cracked.com/article/199_5-horrific-ways-your-brain-can-turn-you-without-warning_p2/
Bluest_waters ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:20:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't care If This is true or not, it's freaking awesome!
LOL!
wo_ot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:25 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to live in Denton too, so that being said, I believe you.
scrumbud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:10:26 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
knock knock Candy gram.
Sati1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:15:03 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"I saw a shark in my rear view mirror."
You should have given this as a TL;DR!
PostSincerity ยท 115 points ยท Posted at 02:54:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time I was walking around downtown San Jose before meeting some friends for a movie. This was a region near where I had been working for at least six months so I knew it well. When I first started walking I saw a hip couple dressed in dark clothes. I realized I was going the wrong way and walked back to my starting point along a street I had never been on, despite all my time spent in the area. When I got back to my starting point I found another hip couple dressed in dark clothes walking by in exactly the same space the other two had been. I had the strong impression they were the same people even though I knew they weren't. I continued to the movie theatre and as I was crossing a street the traffic stranded on a concrete "island" in the middle of a road. A mass transit train turned onto the road and due to being on the island there was no way to distance myself as it passed me, a mere foot away at speed. The sensation of the train bearing down on me (and not slowing as it would at a stop) caused me to think of it as a living animal. This expanded to the idea that the entire city was alive and hated me. When I had a stoplight I walked on to the movie theatre and had the sensation that I could perceive the gears and pulleys behind perspective. This is difficult to explain. I became very conscious of my head bob and how the visual perspective of my surroundings was subtly altered with the beat of each step. I felt very strongly that if I moved my head the wrong way or too fast I would see that all reality was a massive construction of plywood cutouts, many layers deep, being moved mechanically to create the appearance of the world from my unique vantage point. This unnerved me deeply and as much as I dared I closed my eyes while walking down the sidewalk, taking quick peeks to avoid walking into people or the street. Got to the theatre, met my friends, watched the documentary "Rivers and Tides", it was good. IMPORTANT NOTE: Have never done ANY hallucinogens, before or after this experience.
DK_The_White ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 04:09:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some panic attacks can cause sensations like this. Due to the sudden change in blood pressure during a panic attack, its effects could be anything from mild fear to full hallucinations. Similar happened to me. Once, while lying in bed falling asleep, I felt that the zombie apocalypse was beginning at that very moment. I even started hearing groans from a distance. I grabbed my primary melee weapon (essentially a mace) and fell asleep thinking I would (gladly) have to stay awake to protect my family as they slept.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:39:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
and in other cases, strokes can have hallucinogenic symptoms as well.
RevDan ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:09:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want to claim that I've seen it (nobody should ever claim that), but I must convey that I believe your story strongly.
crusoe ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:11:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Disassociation. Happened to me for several hours after seeing the first Matrix Movie. Reality felt a lot more fragile.
ProstheticBabe ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:56:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like something from The Truman Show
schmeebis ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:39:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, you were in downtown San Jose, one of the fake semi-suburban simulacrum that popped up in the past few decades. So many south bay and peninsula downtowns feel like Universal Studios lots. All fake and tope and non-used clean shiny trains.
PostSincerity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:05:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes to this. The most depressing thing about it was you walked two blocks and went from hip coffee shops to abject poverty. Irritated the hell out of me.
mriparian ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:51:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've done Salvia and seen all of reality blend together into one massive, timeless expanse of every moment and every existing piece of matter that flowed and pulsated with the glowing truth that we are all a part of the same bark on one tree.
I know how you felt. It can be very disconcerting to discover that everything is fake.
rinyre ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:39:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, I wasn't sure if this was something others experienced or not. I had the same happen one time, and another I was seeing how reality was put together, block by block. Then I also another time actually saw the background to reality. I can't think of any other way to say it, the forces behind this physical universe, like a backdrop universe of energy beings or something. It's nearly impossible to describe but it sounds like you know it!
Makes me think of the Hyperion Chronicles and the Void That Binds.
bentbrewer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:46:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dark City
C0nflux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Really does sound like a scene out of Dark City.
PostSincerity: Take a look at This scene from the movie, starting at about 4:53. If you're up for it, watch the whole film, though it might creep you a bit having experienced that.
mriparian ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:46:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! Have you heard their language before? I've forgotten most of what I heard but a few names stuck out to me, "Railbrope" was one of the glowing beings (I recall him being a "master" of some sort, but not master like owner, more like master as in sensei), and "Kimber" (I can't remember the translation of that one, but I've adopted it to be the name of the tree-form.)
Most people don't believe me when I tell them.
jaxxon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yep.. I've seen this, too. Explored a vivid lucid dream once in which I had a specialized eye-piece that would enable me to see the structure behind what we perceive as "reality". :)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:55:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reality is a rotating sphere of which we can only perceive a sliver. But it is all there past and present and future. Just on the horizon of perspective.
mriparian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I could not have said it better.
netcowboy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:40:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Only during.
dodon_GO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. Having dabbled in them as a youth, this is a common feeling with a little LSD.
Im_not_the_cops ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:01:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the hitchhiker
PostSincerity ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:16:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you implying I'm dead and don't know it? Oh nooooo!!
Fackyoshet ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:28:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Rivers and Tides is great, Andy Goldsworthy is awesome.
flagamuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:32:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that the enviro art guy?
Fackyoshet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:29 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yes!
cosmonautsix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:17:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dark city?
DaleSaul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:27:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What if you were going to see The Truman Show?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:35:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once as a kid (about 6-7) I got in my head that everything I was doing was because something was making me do it. Then for the next 5 minutes I would randomly stop/start breathing, blink but after I did each thing I kept thinking "I only did that because I was supposed to do that". Then I turned my head quickly and I felt the greatest satisfaction as if I somehow managed to do something that I was not meant to do therefore beating whatever system was controlling me. Fast forward ~10 years and we are going over the same topics in Philosophy. How the hell did I know this before I knew this?
lazyduke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:26:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
However, during this experience...
digitalsmear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:15:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It turns out our eyes are not that great, after all. You're probably already aware that we see at a relatively low "frame rate" and that our brain is pretty good at filling in blanks for things like flickering pictures that make up movies. Our brain does this all the time - constantly filling in data to stabilize our experience.
It sounds like, for just a short period it was as if you were manually breathing (like you're doing right now) - except, this was your perception of the time... in between time, if you will. I'm not a scientist, but it seems like a rational hypothesis.
Check this out, I think you'll like it.
angry-bird ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:47:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
any chance you could have been dosed? this is a very LSD type experience.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
have you ever seen The Cruize?
smoke30bluntsaday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
upvote for san jose!
scrottie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You might enjoy reading Robert Pirsig's stuff.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Salvia flashbacks for me, thanks!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:45:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
damn thats cool
whiteguycash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug!
vandelay714 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Solipsism.
BigFinn ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 04:22:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Meth is a hell of a drug.
WhiteKnightsAhoy ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 08:22:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Eight hours in to a 7000 comment post, this will never be seen.
This story is triple weird because not only did I consider making a similar post THIS MORNING, the title was also similar and I indeed had an actual 'glitch' this morning.
Two days ago I noticed my Arrested Development Season 1 DVD set was sitting on the table at the foot of my bed. I explicitly remember wondering to myself why I had gotten it out, and then remembered that I intended to show it to one of my buddies. I thought, "Oh yeah, Adam would love Arrested Development!" I leave the DVD set there so I can show my buddy later.
I wake up this morning, sit up in bed, look down towards my feet, and in the EXACT same position and orientation of the old Arrested Development set there is now my Firefly DVD set.
I instantly WTF and stare for a few moments. As I investigate, I find the Arrested Development set knocked onto the floor.
Bull. Shit. I live alone. I did not even touch the Arrested Development set, and in fact I intentionally left it alone.
Motherfucking glitch.
Edit: I'll be damned, people saw it. For slightly more detail, I forgot about it in the first place because the table I left it on is one of those areas where crap tends to just accumulate in the house, so it's sitting there among a bunch of other junk. Also I originally intended to show it to my friend three weekends ago, so it had passed out of mind by then.
In all honesty, do I think there was a 'glitch'? No. It is frequently demonstrated how easily our mind can be fooled and how we can alter our own memories. So, from among the possible explanations so far and after further consideration, from most likely to least likely in my opinion:
I simply forgot moving the DVDs. Maybe I did it absentmindedly while I was distracted. Maybe I didn't notice the Firefly set was under the Arrested Development set, because as they are two of my favorite shows it seems likely that I would grab them both if I had the intention of showing them to someone else (also the Firefly set is a similar color to the table, helping me not notice it). I could have just accidentally knocked the top set of DVDs to the floor or something.
I did it while sleepwalking.
Glitch in the Matrix.
Some kind of crazy quantum tunnel shit or something.
Still bullshit, though.
jb2386 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 08:31:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I saw it.
stephyt ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:40:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As did I.
CrazyPersonApologist ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:55:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It might be a problem with your memory.
WhiteKnightsAhoy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Certainly possible. However, I don't seem to have any other memory lapses of this magnitude, and I believe I have a relatively string memory.
CrazyPersonApologist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hmmm ... so you're saying you don't seem to recall having any other memory lapses of this magnitude?
WhiteKnightsAhoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damn it.
imlulz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:16:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sleep walking. You would not believe the things I have done while sleep walking.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:48:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Neither would you :P\
WhiteKnightsAhoy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:42:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have any history of sleep walking, and there are no other unexplained phenomena going on around me when I wake up, so I think it would be very odd if that was the one specific thing I did during my first known sleepwalking experience.
imlulz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing that you have noticed anyway. And most of time you wont notice it.
Dont get me wrong, I am not saying this is the answer, its just a plausible hypothesis.
Probably 80% of sleep walking just involves getting up and walking around, then going back to bed, without causing too much fuss. Other times however there are incidents like pissing in the fridge. lol
hartekin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:50:54 on February 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I saw it 22 days in. That is a cool story, though. Both of those are good shows.
WhiteKnightsAhoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:05 on February 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, it seems like it was much longer ago that I wrote this. And hell yeah they are! How did you even find this after so long?
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:12 on February 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I found the thread randomly and I've been keeping it in an open tab and am slowly reading through all the stories. After I get through, I'm going over to /r/glitchinthematrix and reading those.
WhiteKnightsAhoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:48 on February 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm. Do you have more than a casual interest in this topic?
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:32 on February 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's entertaining me for now. I'll move on to another topic when I tire of this one.
Sati1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:08:07 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The 'verse told you that you should show Adam Firefly instead of AD.
AD was also cancelled by FOX, but Firefly is the Best Show Ever, so I think that explains it.
space_monster ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 03:22:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 3 years ago I had a very vivid dream about my deceased aunt and uncle, Sylvia & John. I very rarely dream about them, and this one felt like they were really talking to me. Sylvia was a huge spiritualist. the next day when I got into work, I had 1 email - a spam email from a 'John Sylvia'. freaked me all the way out.
Egocentric ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:32:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you open the email?
space_monster ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:05:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yeah it was just typical spam with some random text & a link to a chinese knock-off perfume website or something. I looked for hidden messages but couldn't really piece anything together.
Egocentric ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 08:35:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Coincidence is such a good troll on the human brain.
Dr_Drunk ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 12:35:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A few years ago I was in a horrible break up. Around 3 months after the break up I finally pull myself out of the hole and decide that rebound sex is in order. Proceed to go to the bar and spit whatever game I have. Go home with a girl, have sex. Wake up in the morning to her offering me coffee. Walk to the kitchen to receive said cup, ex is sitting at the table. Apparently I unknowingly fucked my ex girlfriends new roommate.
mashtadon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, we've recently instituted a "no-cliffhanger-zone" here. This being the case:
What was the first thing she said to you, what was your response, and what how did her roommate react?
mazatta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:39:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Win.
kikibianc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:05 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my.
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 08:48:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was 10. I vividly remember every ounce of feeling of this. September 10, 2001. I fuckin tear up whenever I think about this. I live in lower east side Manhattan with a very clear view of all of downtown. So I'm laying in bed staring out my window and this is what I feel and see..my covers are on my legs and I'm staring at the wtc. Very clear night. I'm lost in my own little world. Then I daydream about an airplane hitting them. I start to sweat because it all seems so real. I hear police sirens. Now my body is stuck in this position I'm actually trying to move and run to my father but I'm just stuck in this fear of what the he'll is going on. So my mom comes in and sees me sitting upright and sweating and starts asking what's wrong which breaks me out of this trance. I tell her it was nothing and go to sleep. This is my strongest memory of a dream that I've had. I was dreaming and its the morning. I'm at school and we get news that and airplane had hit the wtc. I kid you not. I shot up from my bed and its still around 4ish in the morning and go to my parents room terrified. They keep telling me it was a dream but it felt way to real. Then unfortunately the next day everything that happened in my dream played out. Not exactly but for the most part it was spot on. Till this very day only 3 people know this. My eyes tear up and my body shivers when I think about it. Sorry for my poor use of grammar and spelling but I'm not gonna edit everything. This is my glitch in the matrix story :l
persephonenyc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:07:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I too had a bizarre 9/11 glitch - first week of college, native NYer out in MN, it is the night of 9/10 a bunch of us are playing silly games like "bigger than a bread basket", when my turn comes around, I decide to pay homage to NY, and choose the WTC as my "object", not sure why I chose them. The second time around I choose "airplanes", the next day my new friends tell me I am no longer allowed to play the game. Second weird glitch that day - my dad worked for the government and I couldn't get in touch with him at all, as he was on lock down. I had gone to my friends room so not to be alone, that night his dorm phone rings, he answers it, and its my dad. He had dialed the wrong number, but still ended up finding me. Always freaked me out.
ataraxia_nervosa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:27:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have another one, also 9/11 related. I heard some announcer on TV say building 7 was gone. I remember thinking "what the fuck, it hasn't fallen YET". Turns out the announcer was indeed wrong, or rather, early... One of the more WTF moments of my life.
wo_ot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:08 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is actually documented and sourced as why 9/11 may not have been as it appeared.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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ConfusedByPans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:09 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't really believe it either and I've had my share of spookyish experiences. My grandpa didn't die but he had a heart attack. It happened in the middle of the night, 3 or 4 am. I had a dream that I was standing in my dining room, looking out the front door. We have a huge glass window in the front door, so I can see up and down the street. Next door, I can see the bright, red, flashing lights of several ambulances. I don't see anyone but I watch them drive off, and I suddenly start hearing a phone ring. Just as I'm pulling out of sleep, I say to myself "That won't be the last one tonight."
The phone call was from my aunt calling to tell us that my grandpa had just had a heart attack and was in the hospital.
I also used to go to ride the bus to and from school with my sister, who was in middle school while I was in high school. My parents had only made one extra set of keys at the time, and I let my sister carry them. One morning, I had a weird feeling that I should take the keys from her, but I dismissed it. That afternoon, as the bus pulled into the middle school, my sister didn't appear. She has friends who live near us though, and I thought maybe she caught a ride with one of them. I got home but the front door was locked and the house deserted, save my cat and dog staring at me through the aforementioned front door window. I sat outside, waiting for one of my parents and my dad came home shortly thereafter to tell me that my sister had attempted suicide at school and was in the hospital.
I'm an incredibly perceptive and observant person so I just assume I was subconsciously picking up on small clues. Though my grandpa lives across the country and I had not seen or spoken to him in months, I'm sure there was something that triggered that dream.
jraximus ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:30:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd have to say it's probably something I noticed with myself... On very rare occasions I've felt like time has come to a complete stop, and I feel like I'm rushing through the experience. The first time it happened, I was pretty young, some time between 5-7 years old. I couldn't see straight, was nauseated and everything was becoming very fat to very skin. This kept happening faster and faster until I puked and gave my mother a scare. Not sure why, but she was normal in this crazy daze. Fast forward to highschool, and the same thing happens, but this time I just feel okay except lightheaded and the proceeding 5 minutes seems at least to be 45 min or so. During this time, I just felt like I was thinking so damn fast, and ended up finishing a class test in those 5 minutes. Amazed the hell out my math teacher... Years later, it happened a couple more times when I was in college, once while I was just lounging in my room, and another when I was taking a midterm. Felt like I was having a brain dump. Am I dieing? :(
nulldragon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:17:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You really shouldn't overclock your brain. Voids the warranty.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:52:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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jraximus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
MaddieCakes led me to diagnosis of 'Alice in Wonderland Syndrome'. Looks spot on for that. I've told a doctor in the past about it, and he just said don't worry people grow out of it, but never gave me anymore information.
Carrmann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:20:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
well technically, he is, we all are. we're just assuming that it has nothing to do with his story.
mao_neko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hi there! I can't comment on the time compression thing, but I know exactly what you mean regarding the fat/thin distortion.
I've had it several times over the years, mostly in childhood, always as I'm drifting off to sleep. Turns out my sister also experienced it. It's not pleasant, is it? But I think it's harmless, just the part of my brain responsible for those sort of interpretations going to sleep before the rest of me.
That said, I haven't had it while fully awake.
MaddieCakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Look up Alice in Wonderland Syndrome. I have that too.
jraximus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, pretty good read, thanks. Pretty cool to find out others have had this before and to actually know a term for it exists. I've never gotten an headache out of it though, so I'm happy for that.
MaddieCakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:20 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The most memorable moment I have of this was when I was a kid and I wasn't feeling good, my mom stuck a thermometer under my tongue, and it was doing that weird rapid 'fat/skinny' thing and I freaked out and threw it out of my mouth and started hyperventilating and crying.
FFandMMfan ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:32:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One day me and my mom were sitting in the living room. It was about noon-ish and the window blinds were open, revealing a bright, sunny day. Not a cloud in the sky. Suddenly everything goes dark. All you can see outside the window is BLACK. Like, not just "really dark", I mean PITCH BLACK. This lasts for about 1 or 2 seconds and then suddenly everything is back to normal, except now it is pouring rain. Neither of us can figure out what happened.
jb2386 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:48:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Eclipse?
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:05 on May 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Eclipses do not work that way.
BaconCarnage ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:17:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I dont know if this counts but: a few years ago I decided to play with a Ouija board with my friends. My mother had one in the closet and I was all by myself for the week so I figured what she dont know wont hurt her. She always told me even since I was 5 to just leave it in that closet on that shelf and never touch it, dont take it out ever. She is not very superstitious except for this thing. Anyway we asked it stuff all night and it kept giving weird answers until I asked about my grandmother who was recently deceased. The board started talking about how many children she had, what street she lived on, even her cats name. Bc of this i was too scared to stay at my house alone that night so I brought it to a friends house and stayed there. The next day I had to bring it home secretly, I placed it in the closet and closed the door. I closed all the doors in my house and had all the lights off- because I was heading out for the day and I just like it when the doors are closed, idk. I locked the front door as well. A little while later it starts raining, im a quick walk away so I run home because Im not sure if i closed all the windows. Front door still locked, all the doors closed. EXCEPT one door, the light is on in that room too, the ONLY light on in the house, the closet that the ouija board is in is open too. Not just cracked open, WIDE open.
Ryugi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:32:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I FUCKING HATE OUIJA BOARDS.
I had bad experiences in the past with them too.... Don't wanna go into detail....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:24:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
details....
Ryugi ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:13:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
auuuuuugh
went to a friend's house.
She pulled it out
We lit a candle or some shit and she started trying to contact a dead relative who made a cd or something, and the cd was playing while we were doing this.
we started getting weird answers and she finally asks again, "are you [relative's name]?" and it says no, after previously saying yes. The CD stopped mid-song.
We look at eachother and I got this horrible pain in my back. I collapsed and I couldn't breathe. I felt like something was trying to rip my spine out and choke my simultaneously She collapsed too but got back up. I could tell she couldn't breathe either because she kept wheezing and trying to talk. All this pounding like a dozen people were standing all around the walls, hitting the walls with their fists... She managed to eventually banish it (??? I remember she started chanting something from her religion and demanding it leave her home, and then she blew out the candles). The pain went away, and we both could breathe again...
She salted the windows and did some other weird stuff. We sat there in shock for a few minutes. I looked to the window she just salted, and there's this.... THING. It's really really tall and dark and had glowing eyes I swear. It had it's hand against the glass. Then it turned and walked away, only after we saw it.
No drugs or alcohol were involved, we were 16. I think she was some kind of wiccan or pagan. IDK.
Somehow, her grandmother knew about it the next day. We had been home alone. Her grandmother knew we used the Ouija board. That was the creepiest part. She said to us when she walked into the house, "what you did will take years to undo. You'd both best be careful."
It still has not been undone.
DivinusVox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:24:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, this shit is not supposed to exist. I resist your attempts to convince me otherwise.
Ryugi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:28:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Her grandmother died in that room later that year.
kikibianc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:13 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Keep going.
Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:58 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that's all that I remember.
but sometimes weird thing still happen. Like, I'll see that thing that was at the window staring at me in random places.
kikibianc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:09:24 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You let a demon come to our plane. That's heavy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:44 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. thanks for sharing, I'm sorry I made you relive that.
Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:43 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be okay. I hope.
Crumps_brother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:32 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What has happened since?
Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:33 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Her grandmother died in that room.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:17:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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_AlphaOmega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:23:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wow man, that's real messed up. Do you remember what the out come was? Did anything happen to the police who shot?
swazy ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:34:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Photo in the local paper at a "save our hospital protest" Same clothing same hair even my mother thought it was me. But I had a digital casio watch and the person in the pic was wearing a analog. and the phot was a full size pic of just that person leaning on a banner looking directly at the camera. (and the person who toce the pic was or next door neighbor who also thought it was me)
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:36:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every so often, I'm able to sense things before they happen, or know them before I find them out. Nothing major, but just enough to make me go "Wooaaah..."
The best example happened almost 7 years ago. My cousin's wife was pregnant with a baby boy and due any day, and while daydreaming on the bus home from school, I wondered what they might name him. I decided the middle name would be James, after my grandfather, and for a first name I thought... "Calvin. That's a good name." When I got home, my mother announced to me "Oh, Derp and Herppany had their baby; Calvin James." 0.o
Also, waaay back in the day, I was playing RuneScape (yeah, I know) and talking to some kid from Missouri that I only knew through the game. He told me he had a new girlfriend, and the name "Amy" popped into my head. I asked... "What's her name?" "Amy." o.0
This expresses itself in other, smaller ways. Occasionally I find myself knowing the outcome of a dice roll in a board game, or knowing what song will play next on the radio. I've never told anyone about these weird little coincidences, because they aren't all that common. Is it ESP, or am I just a really good guesser?
I've also considered the possibility that I might be a low-level Force-sensitive.
Diabolicism ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:34:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Its an ability... My friend and I were playing coin toss, guessing head or tails. After going back 3 or 4 times, my friend noticed I was guessing each one correctly... He was curious, so he flipped the coin 30 more times, each one I guessed correctly. The chances of this are astronomical. Each time I did it though, I remembered looking at his hand covering the coin than looking at him, like I felt it out, than I guessed it. At the time it wasn't all that weird. Now its a WTF moment. Especially for him. lol
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 11:35:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Not my personal story but this is interesting:
In 1974, Anthony Hopkins starred in a film called 'The Girl from Petrovka,' based on the book by George Feifer. Not long after signing on to the film, Hopkins went to London to try to track down a copy of the book. After canvasing several bookshops, however, he couldn't find one. Frustrated and defeated, Hopkins entered the Leicester Square stop to board a train home when all of a sudden he spotted a copy of 'The Girl from Petrovka' that appeared to have been discarded on a nearby bench. Naturally he swiped it, and if the story ended there it'd be a pretty funny coincidence.
But the story doesn't end there. Two years later while filming in Vienna, author George Feifer visited the set. During a conversation with Hopkins, Feifer mentioned that he didn't even have a copy of his own book -- that he'd lent his last one (complete with his own annotations) to a friend who had lost it somewhere in London. Hopkins, puzzled, then fetched his copy, which also had notes in the margins. When he showed it to Feifer, the author confirmed that, amazingly, it was the same book.
Source
9even ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:48:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is turning into creepy pasta way too quickly... turns lights on, continues to read
MrsFelstead ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:07:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This. I had to turn on some music cause reading it in the quiet was freaking me OUT!
missmichellini ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:48 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ME TOO.
I turned on a sitcom for good measure. No scaries should get me while Barney Stinson is being Legen-WAIT FOR IT...
ajmueller ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:48:34 on April 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's been 3 months since you posted this and I'm read through this thread for fun so...DARY!
bonesfourtyfive ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:34:56 on August 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's been 4 months since you posted this and I'm reading through this thread for fun. 6,000 comments down, 4,000 to go (just the main stories)
ajmueller ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:25:28 on August 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
w00t! Have an upvote for persistence.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:17:56 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
its been 4 months since you posted, have an upvote!
ajmueller ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:31:09 on December 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Let's keep this slow-building karma train a-rollin'. Have an upvote!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:24:47 on December 31, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
haha, this thread shall never die!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:25:22 on December 31, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
since i can still reply to you, i will!
classicrockielzpfvh ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:57:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was waiting outside of a class room waiting for the students in the previous class to leave. A friend of mine, we'll call her Dee, walked up to me and we started talking. She had a brownie and offered me a piece, and I took a tiny bit because she was a little bit crazy (long story). Anyway, we're talking and I look inside the room to see what's taking the other class so long. Meanwhile, her voice trails off. I look to my left to see she isn't there anymore. As I start to look around for her, I see her walking up to me from the same direction as before with the brownie untouched. I knew I had had a piece and she started telling me the same story. There was no way she could have walked back in front of me to pull the stunt and she got pissed when I asked her how she did it. She also got pissed (legitimately pissed) that I explained the story to her that she had just experienced a couple minutes before and was convinced I was stalking her.
buffalo_pete ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:47:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was 14 or so. I lived with my grandmother in the old farmhouse. She slept on the couch because she had too much trouble getting out of bed. I slept in grandpa's old bed; he had passed away a couple years prior.
We were sleeping; it was like 6:00 AM. A storm had hit early in the morning, and somehow an electrical fire had started on the box on the outside of the house. This house is ancient and crumbling, needless to say we were not equipped with smoke detectors. We're sleeping, the house is filling with smoke as the electrical box continued to smolder.
The alarm clock next to my bed went off. I woke up, realized the house was on fire, woke my grandmother and my uncle up, grandma called the fire department, we got clear of the house, the fire department came and put out the (still pretty small but smoldering and very smoky) electrical fire on the side of the house.
The alarm clock that went off had not been plugged in since my grandfather died two years before.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:03 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Creepy story. Glad you guys got out alright.
jaela ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 06:15:47 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ooooold thread so this will get buried, but:
One night I was at a friend's house, and a mutual friend of ours came over -- let's call her Julia. Anyway, it became apparent to me as soon as Julia walked in that she was pregnant, and I mean WAY pregnant. The girl has always been really tiny, and she still was except for a big round pregnant belly and larger boobs. It couldn't have just been weight gain, because she still had skinny little arms, a thin face, etc. Basically, it was really, really obvious that she was preggers, and it couldn't be anything else. Cue this awkward thing where I'm trying not to stare, wondering if I should congratulate her or show concern, because she's only 17 and not in a stable financial situation to raise a child. She says nothing at all, and neither does the friend whose house we're in. I tell my mother about this in confidence because I just kind of need to tell SOMEONE about this whole awkward thing. A week later my mother sees Julia at the store. Comes back and tells me there's no way she's pregnant, she looks just as tiny all over as usual. Confused, I figure she must have seen someone else. So I call up the friend whose house we went to. She also has no idea what I'm talking about, even though she was right there with us on the night that it was so clear Julia was pretty far along. Fast-forward to a year later, I haven't heard from Julia in a while, and get on Facebook to find out that she's in the hospital in labour with a child. I get prickles on the back of my neck and go way back on Julia's page until I find a message saying that she's coming over to my friend's house to hang out with us. EXACTLY A YEAR FROM THAT DAY.
tl;dr Had a vision of my friend's pregnancy the year before she gave birth to a baby girl.
[deleted] ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 06:34:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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BrokenFish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:55:09 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude I totally had this same thing happen to me once. It was crazy and I fought to the bitter end that I had really seen that movie before.
jilsx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, funny stuff dude. Have an upvote!
fightswithbears ยท 209 points ยท Posted at 02:27:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time during a night of heavy drinking, I was sitting at the counter with my drink in a red plastic cup. I noticed a much fancier glass on the counter, and decided that I would prefer to drink out of that instead. So I transferred my drink from the red cup into the fancier glass and continued conversing with my friends. Then there's this period of a minute or so where I don't remember anything, but according to my friends I was just sitting there the whole time. When I came back around, I was holding a full glass and a full plastic cup. It was like piracy, but with alcohol.
SadClownBadDub ยท 119 points ยท Posted at 03:57:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
maybe you were just drunk
fightswithbears ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:26:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nahhhhh, that's highly unlikely.
SadClownBadDub ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:38:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you think so?
Sicarium ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:11:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You wouldn't download a beer...
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:07:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You obviously have the power to conjure beer from thin air by going into a trance. I hope you use your powers for good.
jkakes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:10:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't say that last part! They're gonna try and pass a stop beer piracy act now!
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 03:52:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
RED SOLO CUP, I FILL YOU UP
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:51:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I feel bad for liking that song.
BlackZeppelin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
YOU DON'T HAVE A PAIR OF TESTICLES
thepocketwade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Let's have a party!
LaZinga ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:38:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You are a character in a video game. The player exploited an item duplication glitch by powering off while the drink was being transferred.
or you were just drunk.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:29:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hereby dub you, fightswithbears; Drunk Pirate.
Dolemiiiiiiite ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:18:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That would certainly be a beautiful thing!
MDevonL ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:26:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Therein lies the answer
morphite65 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:09:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You wouldn't download alcohol.
Ryugi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:49:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Quantum alcohol.
denfilade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you're Jesus!
SteaminSemen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:17:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was probably a more special than normal fancy cup. Did you keep it?
fightswithbears ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You wouldn't steal a fancy glass.
But no, unfortunately I could not replicate it. Though it is still at my friend's house, if I felt like conducting further experiments.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:31:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
IT WAS THE HOLY GRAIL.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:25:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you fell asleep for a short moment and they filled your glass and lied to pull a prank on you
fightswithbears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's just way too goddamn logical.
hallflukai ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:30:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You wouldn't download a drink!
FromTheCockpit ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 03:25:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you sir, don't have a pair of testicles.
DemonJokr ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:09:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm guessing people are downvoting you because either
A) They don't get the reference
or
B)They hate the song.
Either way, upvote from me because that is currently my favorite country song.
pandasnatcher ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:55:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't get the reference so i just left it alone, then you said "country song" and it pretty much downvoted itself.
fightswithbears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:18:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
After looking up the lyrics, I realized that this is impeccably relevant. I apologize for all the downvotes you've received.
FromTheCockpit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:29:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Apology unnecessary, but accepted. Cheers.
mojokabobo ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 04:06:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not so much a glitch in the matrix, but still interesting. This was while I was in Kuwait. I had been staying up late reading some physics book, I think it had something to do with Schrodinger's Cat theory.
Anyways, I got up to go to the bathroom, and as I was walking to the door in our tent (I know, it's strange, a door on a tent, but there's a door..), I reached out for the handle and turned it, pushed and let it swing open a little.
As I did that, the wind caught the door, and it was like I went through one of those little matrix moments.. I saw the door get caught by the wind, and in my head I thought about whether or not it was worth the effort to try and reach for the door to keep it from swinging all the way and slamming loudly against the side of our little tent/building thing, which would have made a loud noise, waking people up.. I realized that i'd prefer to not be lazy so as to avoid the embarassment of appearing clumsy in front of other people.
That's when I decided to calculate whether or not it was even possible to catch the handle from my position, since the door was rapidly accelerating in an outward swinging direction from me, I calculated roughly in my head the speed at which it was departing from me, and the speed with which I could jump forward and grab the handle to stop it.
I immediately realized that I would be able to stop the door from swinging open, and so i begrudgingly shifted my weight to my left foot, and used all my strength from my left leg to propel me outward towards the handle. I reached out for the handle as I arched out through the air, and caught it firmly in my right hand, stopping the swing dead in it's tracks.
The funny part was how surreal this was, it happened in the space of about a quarter second.. but as i held the handle in my hand and shut the door, I was immediately awed with the realization of how many processes my mind had just ran through, I picked them apart in my head and burned it to my memory so that I would be able to actually say to myself later without doubt, yeah, that all happened right then. These kinds of things happen all the time, people just tend not to think about it too much.. hundreds of calculations in moments, it's just amazing what the mind can do and how fast it can work.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:36:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, I wrote an essay about this in university. There's a lot of research that shows our brain runs our body almost entirely on auto-pilot. Our "mind" very rarely decides to do anything, and actually MAKES UP that it has done something microseconds AFTER it has been done.
Scientists were able to show this time and time again using various simple tests involving buttons, fast changing lights, etc. I don't remember the exact details, but it's proven, repeatable, peer reviewed fact.
tl;dr Our bodies are slaves to our brains, and our mind controls nothing.
gerwen ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:57:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard this described as 'The Zombie'. Your body doing its thing without concious help.
Eating sunflower seeds or something similar. You will continue to eat them on autopilot, until you make an effort to stop.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:59:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
The studies show it goes far further than most people imagine.
You open the door. Your brain/body does it.
But your mind tells you you wanted to open the door, rationalising it away.
Science can prove your body opened the door before the electrical signals fired in your brain to make thought, and that they actually happened moments AFTER you had already begun opening the door.
Your brain will modify and manufacture MEMORIES of wanting to open the door from before you did it, and consciously thinking while you were opening it, as proof to support its reality. That's the kicker.
It's extremely eerie and I really don't know how we survive like this. It's also why I love the "scumbag brain" meme.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps menial motor tasks are embedded in one's muscle memory (?? I don't know a lot of science but I'm pretty sure there's some portion of our nervous system that is in charge of locomotive actions that don't require consciousness to perform), only a rudimentary sensory input is required to notify your brain that there's a door in the way that needs opened. Your mind might be preoccupied and will only justify the change in your surroundings after the fact IF it's even necessary. Maybe that explains how you can seemingly 'wake-up' in the middle of a long drive, with no memory of the surroundings up until that point, your mind relinquishes complete control to "highway driving sub-routine 001" while you daydream about the pair of tits on that last gas station attendant.
JtCallebro ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:41:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
we are all slaves to the hypnotoad
kaisersousa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:01:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to read more about this. Do you have links to sources of more information?
mojokabobo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:03:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It peeked my interest too, so I did some googling. I found this interesting wikipedia article about the neuroscience of free will that you may find interesting.
moonsammy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:01:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FYI: piqued.
mojokabobo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:58:40 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
huh, I don't know if I've ever seen the phrase wrote before...
NovelDame ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:18:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've been through the same thing. I was just learning to drive, and made a R-hand turn right as the car in the L lane decided it wanted to occupy the same space as my vehicle. I swerved, went up on the R curb, blew a tire and saw a street sign approaching my R headlight, with a human-width tree right behind it. Right then, my thought process was Fuck! I blew a tire. Tree? Nopenopenope. Can't afford the repairs. If I go L real quick I can go R again, into that parking lot. I gotta make this quick. Deep breath Once I pulled in, I kept wondering What the hell did I just do? Even the lady who was to my L wondered how I DIDNT hit the tree.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:29:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The brain processes in parallel.
lunaticMOON ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Believe it or not, this is what philosophy is all about.
Diving into your mind and understanding what are your choices, how do they operate; what is the construct of consciousness?
Nietzsche described the process of picking something up, let's say a glass.
In the moment leading up to the action, you decide, "I will pick up this glass." Then your mind leads you through a practice run. You will move your arm, the fingers will close, and you will grab it.
Then, and only then, does your arm move and execute the thought.
Are you, in fact, your arm? Or did your arm OBEY your will? What dynamic underlies these choices and their ensuing execution?
Good stuff.
mojokabobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good thoughts. I've tried reading Nietzsche but I didn't find most of what he said interesting. It took me a long time to get through beyond good and evil. Do you have a favorite book of his?
thethrowacct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have done this on more than one occasion. I love it when I realize it happens. cody_au says it best. I think that you can really see his explanation in cats, like when they get scarred and jump then look at you like their asking what the "f" just happened.
xG33Kx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your brain can do that, for no reason at all it processes everything much faster. Just my fucking luck, it happens to find the stupidest shit more important than things that could have great outcomes or bad consequences.
mojokabobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ha, that sure does seem to be the truth. Though there have been a lot of "OH FUCK!!" moments in my life where super speed thinking will kick in for me.
sowx ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 02:49:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
2007...the ground shook and there was a boom sound. I looked out the window and saw an orange glow coming from behind the subdivision. Curious at what just happened I went down the street and up a hill to see what is was...and there was nothing going on. No fire, no sirens, etc. The next day on the news they said a tanker truck rolled off the overpass and crashed on the road below it in a fiery explosion.
CaptMayer ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 03:53:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The government has perfected teleportation of objects with mass. What you heard was the collapse of the vacuum created by the sudden departure of trillions of atoms. The tanker truck story was a lie to keep the tech hidden.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:29:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hope thats true.
Log2 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:12:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Few trillions of atoms would probably amount to less than 200 kilograms, which isn't much.
CaptMayer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:17:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
999,999,999,999,999 atoms of Fe, according to WolframAlpha, weighs about 9.27x10-11 kg, so you're right.
EDIT: On the other hand, I don't think you would need that much of a substance to produce a nice bang from the sudden appearance of a vacuum.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:23:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
especially a perfect vacuum.
Pot_Bot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:10:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ive had a similar experience. Was this by chance in a suburb of Chicago? I remember looking out a window after feeling the ground shake and a loug boom. I saw a fiery orange explosion on the other side of the city in the air. I assumed it was an EMP. I ran away from the window and towards the door. As I round the corner to the door I see the sky is fine. The day went on as usual. Turned out to be a semi truck that was on fire.
sowx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
100km southwest of Toronto. The truck went off the bridge overnight and killed the driver. It happened at the time I felt/heard it...but it's just strange that I couldn't see it or hear the fire/emt response from the hill. It was only a couple hundred metres away.
Pot_Bot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:03:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Huh thats pretty much what happened in mine, but it was off the 57 and i80 just outside of Markham IL.
heyyoudontsaythat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:50:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
r/Conspiracy
joshmc333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
100km southwest of Toronto as in K-W/Cambridge?
kidinschool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:09:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you live near wright pat????
sowx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No...about 100km southwest of Toronto.
kidinschool ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:23:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, we'll this same exact thing happened in September of 2007 in Ohio near wright Patterson air force base
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:32:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's where they hide the roswell stuff.
oldnumber7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently this happens a lot. Similar incident on I-91 in western Massachusetts in 2008.
playswithforks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Similar type thing happened to me a few years back. It was dark out, and I was taking out the trash. A few seconds after I'd stepped outside I saw this huge bright light over my neighbor's house across the street, which I could've sworn was an explosion. I live in a city with quite a few military bases, so I immediately think it's a terrorist attack or something, and run inside to tell my mom. She sort of believes me, and turns on the news to see if anything comes on about an explosion or bombing, but nothing ever does. I still have no idea what it was.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I imagined Rick Moranis excitedly explaining this to me.
is_it_anal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:38:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
2003: My buddy and I are walking to our drivers ed course. It's mid afternoon and gorgeous outside. Suddenly this huge, deep, earth shaking boom happens. We instantly react by crouching to the ground it was so loud. I look around and see nothing out of the ordinary. Later that day, I went to the police station an asked what it was (pretty small town). They said a guy on the outskirts of town was dynamiting something. My science teacher guessed it was a sonic boom. I think the cops were fucking with me at the time, and I also didn't see an airplane or cloud in the sky. Keep in mind this is the midwest near no military bases. I still have no idea what that shit was. Now I live in the middle of a huge metropolitan area and every once in a while, late in the evening, I'll hear loud distant explosions. Unrelated but still weird.
mysticpawn ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:45:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How is this a glitch?
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 04:18:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The movie 50 First Dates. I remember it coming out, I remember seeing the commercials for it, I remember it starring Adam Sandler, and having a puffin in the commercial. And I also remember it coming out a second time, a few years later. But nobody else on earth remembers the first time it came out. It's like I came up with the movie by myself, ahead of time.
AdamSteiner ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 09:10:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
DUDE. This happened to me! That movie came out twice! I told some friends and they just blew it off like I was probably drunk.
...are we doomed?
Ryugi ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:56:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen a couple movies years before they were even thought up. It's so weird.
yeebok ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:59:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yep I went and watched outrageous fortune with a GF one night. Got home and was told it wasn't released yet, when we checked with the cinema they were not showing that movie.
When it came out a month later, we went and watched it with the family to prove we'd seen it, and we could tell them what was coming up in every scene - but it definitely was not out when we first saw it.
Dirtydog554 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:50:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All Adam Sandler movies are are just slightly altered repeats of previous Adam Sandler movies. Nothing odd there...
lucyintheskywithpork ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:29:30 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was exactly the same with the film Collateral. I remember it coming out years before it actually did, and seeing the posters with friends telling them that it's a re-release...
k2cougar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:27:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I never remember seeing it in theatres, only on DVD.
RockFourFour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That movie that came out a few months ago with the chick from Star Trek...I swear it came out two or three years ago and was a flop. When they started advertizing it's theatrical run a few months ago, I was like 'what the hell? Why are they re-releasing this?'
jb2386 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:13:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had this feeling with a movie before, too. Can't remember which one it was. But I remember knowing the movie was already on DVD then seeing it as "NOW SHOWING" at a movie theatre with the release date just underneath being the week before. So strange. I really want to remember what movie it was now!
SexySaxManLove ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:11:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
my brother dreamed the entire Dinosaur movie before it was released into theaters. That was pretty cool. He was telling me about his dream and how awesome it was, and then the movie of his dream came out a few weeks later.
Fireplum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:48:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At the risk of sounding lame but this also happened to me. In my case it was "Funny People", now that I think about it odd coincidence that it's an Adam Sandler movie as well. Maybe he is the connection here. :P
Anyway, I remember seeing whole passages of the movie but I do not remember how, meaning it wasn't in cinema and it wasn't on TV, trying to remember it all I can see that it was in my head. This happened at least a year before the actual movie release. When it came out I thought I just had a deja-vu but then I started seeing entire scenes and it freaked me out since I had even seen the dialogue and everything else right. Still no idea how it happened.
TL;DR Adam Sandler is a wizard.
vandelay714 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So we can blame you?
BurntSyrkut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens quite frequently when the promo/advertising machine for a film cranks up before the film has distribution, or if for some reason the studio decides to push back the release. You see ads, then you don't, then you do again, but the movie never came out.
Like with that Guy Richie movie we'd all rather forget Revolver. IMDB has the release as 2005, but I swear I still have a burned copy with 2004 written on it that I downloaded after seeing an ad on TV for it.
RBR927 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:36 on May 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The exact same thing happened to me a few years ago with a movie whose name I can't remember right now.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:51:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have something similar. Whenever I read a book, a movie version of it seems to be coming out a few years later.
EmpressSharyl ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 07:57:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 6, my mom bought me this silver necklace. It was a really thin chain with a tiny silver dove pendant. I loved that necklace. When I was in 8th grade, my older sister asked to borrow the necklace for her senior portraits. I told her no, because she was notorious for losing jewelry, and in general being stupid with borrowed stuff. Well, she stole the necklace out of my room, and wore it to her portrait session. After her session was over, her boyfriend picked her up, and they went to the beach. Then out to eat. Then to a friend's house, then they had sex at his house, since his parents weren't home. During all this, she 'lost' my necklace. I was so pissed, and I made her and her boyfriend retrace all their steps to try and find it. They couldn't find it. I was devastated.
Fast forward-I was 21, and living in my first apartment. I had been living there since I was 18, with my best friend. I came home from one of my jobs, and decided to clean. I scrubbed, dusted, did laundry, and finally decided to vacuum. As I was vacuuming the living room, the vacuum sucked up something from the carpet that didn't sound right. I turned off the vacuum, and flipped it over to get whatever it was out of the brush. I took off the brush guard, and saw a thin chain wound around the brush. I carefully unwound it, and it was my missing necklace. I have no idea how this happened. I still have the dove-the chain was broken beyond repair.
For the skeptics out there. My sister had never been in my apartment. The vacuum I had bought brand new 2 years prior. None of the furniture I owned was from my family home. There's absolutely no way it could have rationally been explained. And believe me, I looked for ways to explain it, including asking my friend if my sister had given her the necklace to 'plant'. Of course, my sister hadn't, since she and my friend never hung out together.
Everyone in my family was pretty tripped out by this, especially my sister. She told me that she was pretty certain that she had lost my necklace at the beach, because they had been roughhousing in the water at the time. She had never told me about that before, because she knew how pissed off I would be by her disregard for my property.
missmichellini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:07 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's awesome that you found it, and very cool of you not to punch your fucking sister because that is what my sister would have done to me if I'd lost her necklace like that, haha.
EmpressSharyl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:26:26 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was too upset at the time to punch her. But, yeah, that would have been my normal response at the time, lol.
imadbagama ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
those kinds of necklaces are very popular. assuming your mother bought something mass-produced, not something unique, it's obvious that you sucked up an identical necklace that a previous tenant lost.
a coincidence that you lost the same necklace and that it meant so much to you, but to say it can't be rationally explained is retarded. unless, like i said, the necklace is actually a very unique one.
EmpressSharyl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:24:59 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was a very unique one. It was sold for a very limited time-one month-by Princess House Crystal. My mom used to collect the glasses they sold, and she had taken me to a crystal party at a friend's house. And this was back in 1972, so the odds of it being common enough for a prior tenant to leave it on my living room rug, where I had been living for 3 years, without me knowing, and vacuuming regularly, are astronomical. Plus, the carpet was newly installed when I moved into the apartment.
pseudononymist ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:46:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a couple. A few months ago I was at the corner of an intersection in Beijing. A man on an electric bike with a few packages on the back, probably a courier, was crossing the intersection along the zebra stripes toward me. Just then, a small van was rounding the corner in front of me, directly across the path of the biker, who was going too fast to stop. I cringed as I heard the heavy thunk of his bike hitting the side of the van, but at least it didn't sound like he fell over or anything broke. The van stopped for a moment, but then drove off. But the biker was just gone. I had a clear view of every direction he could have ridden off, but he had just disappeared, as if he'd been absorbed into the side of the van.
Second story. On my wedding night we were just going to bed when the phone started ringing. I picked it up and suddenly found myself sucked into this other--not sorry just kidding. I picked it up and a man on the line asked is this room 14? Is Kay Mitchell there? Sorry, I said, you have the wrong room. I hung up the phone a bit stunned. It was the name of my late grandmother. I never did find out who was in room 14.
Bibly ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:18:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a pretty young, like 10 or so, my family decided to take a road trip to some place. The night before we took off, I had a dream where I lived through an entire day of the impending road trip, mostly watching through the backseat window of our car, looking at the scenery go by and whatnot.
Well, the next morning we took off, and once we had gotten a few hours away, I started freaking out, because everything I was seeing from the car was exactly as it had played out in my dream. I was recognizing landmarks that I recalled from my dream every step of the way. Well, in order to test it, I started predicting what would show up next based on what had happened in my dream. Such as seeing specific building or sign or where we would stop next and so on. I kept it to myself and didn't say a word to my family about it. And all day long everything my dream had predicted came true!
I had never, ever been out to those places before, later I even asked my parents if they had taken me there when I was younger or something. I don't know how to explain it but it was really damn cool.
pimpostrous ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 06:52:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
During one time, I needed to pass a physics test that would make my grade for the semester. These questions were answered online and only allowed an error of .1 from the correct answer. I was on the last question which was worth a whopping 18% of the exam and I couldn't figure out how to even start it. As time was winding down, I closed my eyes and faced towards the skies and just cleared my mind completely, settled on the fact that I was not able to pass. all of a sudden, all these numbers start racing through my mind as i'm trying to put down a random answer and for some reason, the number 24 and 46 were highlighted in a ethereal glow compared to the rest. so i ended up writing down 24.46 as my answer and submitted it. Got it 100% correct, and the only one in the class to do so. The professor actually came to ask me how i solved it... I simply told him the truth, but he never believed me. He ended up writing one of my most important letters of recommendation :)
Bluest_waters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:38 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nice!
I like that one
thewriterben ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 07:38:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time I was just sitting at my computer goofing off when a small white object flew out of nowhere and hot my desk. I picked it up, and it appeared to be PVC or something similar and had broken off from something. The object was shaped funny and broken at an odd fracture. I looked everywhere and could not find anything in the entire house that it could have broken from.
In the same room I would hear my keyboard randomly typing at night. I even left my computer on with a word document for a few nights as suggested by the woman who is now my girlfriend, but nothing happened those nights.
I also have dreamed of several places that I later saw in real life that I had never seen. I still have locations that reoccur in dreams that I wonder if I just might visit someday.
I once dreamed that my sister became pregnant and lost the baby, the next day I told my brother about the dream and he became white as a sheet and had a look I had never seen in him before, for unbeknownst to me, my sister and her husband had recently became pregnant and only to miscarry soon after. My family barely ever talked to me unless there was a reason and my brother was the first I had talked to since it happened.
On the morning of April 19th, 1995 I was just a young child riding on the school bus when I had an extremely strong and persistent feeling that something bad was going to happen, I didn't know what but the feeling was overwhelming until suddenly it melted away and I said to myself, "It happened" Minutes later as the regularly scheduled news segment on the radio came on, the DJ said announced the breaking news that must minutes earlier and explosion had happened at the Alfred P. Murrah building in Oklahoma city, OK. Yes, the Oklahoma city bombing. Oh and I had a watched and looked at the time, which upon realization it had happened read 8:02, I lived in the mountain time zone and the event happened central so would have been an hour ahead; 9:02 the exact time of the bombing.
I had similar feelings the morning of 9/11, the Japanese Tsunami, and when the morning my family found out that my infant cousin had been murdered the previous night.
I have had many strange things happen, but the one I will end with is on Halloween when I was young, I lived way out in the country and at one point in the night I looked out the glass door and saw the Grim Reaper standing past the yard behind the ditch. This filled me with extreme fear and I looked away quickly, then out of curiosity looked back moments later and saw nothing. I recently asked my siblings and cousins if they had done it to trick me and they all said no they never did such a thing, that they would have remembered, but that it would have been funny to do. Plus if they did, by nature they would torment me about it later. Remind me to tell you all about the hermit who died from eating the poison apple...That is a fun one and took me years to feel safe eating apples from our orchard.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:51:31 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Who needs sleep.....tell me about the hermit.....
thewriterben ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:00 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I grew up in the country near the Snake River in Idaho, and the story of the hermit was passed down from my aunts and uncles who tricked by dad, to my brother and sister to me.
The story of the hermit is that he lived on the small islands in the river and wandered around scrounging for whatever food he could get. But one unfortunate day, the hermit took an apple from our orchard that was somehow poisoned (I don't know how my siblings explained how that happened) and the hermit died a horrific and painful death, then was buried out in the desert by my parents.
The story scared the crap out of me and I felt so bad for the poor hermit that died, I cried and cried and even when they told me it was a joke, I didn't believe them because I thought they just told me it was to calm me down. Nevertheless, I did not eat a single apple from our orchard for years. And that took my brother taking a bite first. That is still a laughing topic for the family, and now at least I join in on the laughter.
nlderek ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 08:26:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When my sister started school in roughly 1986 my mother had bought her some personalized pencils with her full name (including ultra rare last name). Skip forward to two weeks ago...a cousin is at a church event and someone shouts "Where is (sister's name?) I have her pencil here." My cousin went and claimed it. We have no idea how it was lost or where it has been for the past 26 years. My sister now has it back.
FrancisDollarHyde ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 08:51:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about seven years old, I put a message in a bottle, and chucked it off the side of a boat near the coast of Northern Ireland (where I live funnily enough). I remembered writing at the beginning of the letter, "Congratulations lucky finder, my name is FrancisDollarHyde and you have found my message in the bottle..." you get the idea. I didn't think it would do much, but I was young and foolish...
About 6 or 7 years letter I receive this letter in the mail. I open it up, and a crumpled, yellowed letter falls out. "Congratulations lucky finder!" I couldn't believe it. What was even more ridiculous was that the 'lucky finder' had in fact wrote me a letter. He was from a small island near Scotland, and said he and his wife had found the message in the bottle one day when they were walking along the beach. They also included a nice local newspaper cutting, in which my letter had made the front page!
Apparently my seven year old congratulating had freaked out the locals.
joannchilada ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:46:02 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why did it make the news?
FrancisDollarHyde ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:01:01 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Only the local news, like their local newspaper. In real isolated areas anything makes the news. I know, I live in one.
joannchilada ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:06:43 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, thanks - FYI I wasn't criticizing, I was honestly curious. :)
XAmsterdamX ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 09:07:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My dad has never had a headache. He doesn't even know how one feels. It drives my mum nuts sometimes.
yeebok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a mate with that problem. He's never had a headache. He's bald though, so I guess it evens out somehow!
sarahgene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:02 on March 12, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My mom gets headaches maybe every few years, so it's a big deal. on the other hand, the rest of my family is lucky to go a day without one. It's strange.
Lily_May ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 12:19:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
This is one from my family:
when she was 16, my mom flew the windshield of a car. She lived to tell the story mainly through a series of really lucky coincidences, all normal enough.
But on the day of her accident, my grandparents were out of town. When they got the call they went to the hospital and then went home. When they got there, they found the front window had exploded outward. Glass all over the driveway, for no damn reason.
Near as they could tell, it must've happened around the time my mom went through that windshield.
A second one:
I was playing air hockey with my cousin in his house. We both hit the puck and it goes in the air and...hovers. I mean, we had a conversation: Wow. Is it coming down soon? I dunno. It's been there a while. Sure has.
It just hung there spinning in the air for probably 10 seconds or more before dropping straight down to the table, where it did not bounce or skitter off, just sat there.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:54 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad to hear your mom survived. It's confusing that their home front-window exploded outward as well. I'm curious how they came to the conclusion it happened at or near the time of your mother's accident.
I have no comment about the air hockey story.
syuk ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:22:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not my story, but a friend of mines. He is an old Physics teacher, pretty open minded.
One day in the pub we were talking about ghosts, and I suggested that a persons energy could be contained in items like big rocks, or vehicles if that is where they died. He told me he had two ghost stories which he believed were true, I pressed him to tell me and he told me about Mr Bentley.
When he had been in his early thirties he'd lived next door to an undertakers / chapel of rest. One night he was having a smoke before bedtime when he happened to look down into the garden of his apartment which was between his building and the chapel of rest.
In the garden he saw the shape of a man made entirely out of what he described as christmas tree lights. The shape walked around the garden and suddenly disappeared.
A few days later he was coming back from work and saw the undertaker cleaning his hearse in the yard, he said hello as usual and asked him about the thing he had seen in the garden.
The undertaker told him 'That's old Mr Bentley, he came in on Monday". My friend presumed the undertaker meant Mr Bentley was a new member of staff, but Mr Bentley wasn't - He was sitting in the chapel of rest waiting for a distant relative to take care of the arrangements.
My friend was shocked and said that he felt as though someone had walked over his grave. The undertaker laughed and told him it wasn't the first time one of his 'customers' had been seen taking a walk in the gardens.
He wouldn't tell me his other story.
eaglehas1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:55 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
U should keep in touch w him, ask him under what conditions he would share the story.. good luck
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:26 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder why he was made out of "christmas lights".
syuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:11 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I suppose that was the best way he could describe the apparition, just disjointed lights making a human shape? Bear in mind this is England so no fireflies or anything like that. Thats just how he related what he saw, it is weird stuff.
NEXt time I See him I will ask again about the other story he didn't want to tell anyone, but he might tell me about it as I told him my story about the cat which he seemed to be frightened of.
mhenderson1 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:34:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I happened to come across this thread on Friday the 13th...
Enxer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
spooky...
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:38:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Friday The 13th Glitch
PaoloJMalmsteen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:57:13 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Heh. it's pretty cool but nobodys gonna look at it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:21:24 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that's the glitch right there.
sarpedonx ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:43:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This thread is a beautiful thing.
yidnak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:43 on February 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One night in a dream I saw a tall thin old woman in a long black dress wave goodbye to me from a long distance. Somehow I knew it was my step-grandmother, who lived in another state. A couple of days later I found out that she had died.
sootnthai ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:56:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably too detailed, but here goes.
Some years ago I was supposed to go on a trip to Florida to go deep sea fishing. My friend thought it was a great idea the day before to stop at Chuck E Cheese after going to Guitar Center because he loved the pizza. I woke up around 5 in the morning and realized I had a terrible case of food poisoning. I'll spare the details of that.
Seeing as my flight was at 9, I wasn't going on my trip. I spent all day at home, sick. I decided to watch a Beautiful Mind as it had just come out. This movie kind of messes with your mind and perception of reality when you're in right mind, so imagine what it did to me when I had been sick all day. Anyway, I'm having a conversation with my mom as the credits are rolling. The doorbell rang. I ran to get it.
A friend (we'll call her Mary) had heard how sick I was and she came over to comfort me. When I answered we talked for a bit and I decided my parents should approve whether she could come in for a bit. We go to where my mom is sitting on the couch and my friend stands directly to my right. My mom looks up at me continuing the conversation we had been having during the credits, as if I had never left.
I say to my mom, "I want to make sure its ok that Mary is here". My mom keeps talking. I say, "Is it ok that she's here?". My friend says hi. My mom ignores it and keeps talking. I then say, "Well should she leave?". My dad pipes in and adds to the conversation. They're still talking at me, ignoring my friend and not responding to me. I'm embarrassed. I say to the both of them, "Ok well this is weird, she'll just stay then." Still no response to what I'm saying. I start motioning to them that they should take action and say hi. Mary looks at me puzzled, and shrugs.
I sit down, flushed and sweating, starting to think that I've invented my friend and that she doesn't exist. So she didn't date my best friend? So I didn't go over to her house every other weekend for parties? I didn't run into her everyday in the hallway at school? I had resolved myself to the fact that she never existed. We are still right in front of my parents and they seem oblivious to the way I am acting and even more oblivious to my friend standing next to me.
Mary touches my shoulder and I look at her. Suddenly my mom gets a surprised look on her face and says "Mary when did you get here?" It was as if the doorbell ringing, me going to get my friend, and us standing there for all those minutes had never actually happened for anyone else except Mary and I.
TL: DR; Thought I had invented a friend because no one saw her standing next to me.
hartekin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:26 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can make no sense of this.
smasheyev ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:20:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriend and I were camping in a cabin on the shore of Black Lake near the Thousand Islands in August 2010. The lady's cellphone tweaked out a bit, and to investigate the insides I had taken a tiny screw out of the back and set it on a small bedside table, but got distracted by the splendor of the out-of-doors and left things messy.
We came back to the cabin later on and found ourselves locked out. The door wouldn't budge, so I went to the bedroom's screen window and realized I could force it up enough to wedge my fingers in and unlatch the window. I reached in, picked up the bedside table and tipped it over onto the bed so I can crawl in. I got in, closed the window, put the table back behind me and then unlocked the front door. I then remembered that I had taken the cellphone apart and cursed because that tiny screw was on the table I tipped over. That's why you don't leave shit undone.
I went back into the bedroom and that stupid microscopic screw was sitting directly on the table where I had originally left it. There's absolutely no way it wouldn't have been flung off the table when the table was tipped over onto the bed. I wasn't gentle. My mind was blown.
Late that night the lady and I decided to throw caution to the wind and take some foolhardy risks. Immediately preceding the initiation of joy the smoke alarm spontaneously started blaring its horrors directly over our heads, then stopped. It wasn't a fire, it wasn't carbon monoxide the 9v battery tasted very fresh. It totally killed the mood.
A friend a couple rooms away didn't get woken up by the smoke alarm, but she did hear a child laughing in the living room of the cabin in the middle of the night later in the week.
I don't believe in ghosts. The matrix definitely glitched up somehow.
TL;DR - A cabin gave me a screw, then took one away.
brockboland ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:26:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for fantastic summary
SkatingRay ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:29:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had a couple weirdnessess happen through the years. 1. I was walking to an appointment and had no idea what time it was. I stopped in a fast food restaurant to use the restroom. As I walked through the crowded place, I saw a table of 4 VERY handsome guys sitting and talking. I walked into the Ladies' room, and while washing my hands at the sink I thought, Hey, SkatingRay, you should ask those handsome guys what time it is! I walked out of the restroom and headed back towards the table only to see that they were really, really engrossed in their conversations. As I got closer, my nerve failed, and I didn't want to interrupt. I came next to the table, the man nearest me looked up, made eye contact and said 'It's 5:03'. I stopped, then shook my head and laughed, and walked away. It freaked me out SO MUCH that I turned around a few yards later to go back in because I wanted to know how the hell he knew to tell me the time, but the table was empty.
justjbc ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:51:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 4 years old, I used to have this VHS tape of forgotten Merry Melodies/Max Fleischer cartoons circa mid-1930s, titled "Robin Hood" (after the first cartoon, which featured three squirrel brothers playing a make-believe game of Robin Hood). It was a cheap videocassette -- probably came from a dollar store, because it didn't even have the title printed on the label, just a blank field where you could write the title yourself (which I did in my best 4-year-old writing). My parents bought lots of these kinds of tapes, which included old episodes of Popeye, Daffy Duck, etc., but I adored this particular collection for some reason. I remember bringing it to my kindergarten class once to watch on a movie day.
Anyway, the years went by and eventually it just sat unwatched on a shelf. Around age 9, I had developed this entrepreneurial streak and decided to sell all of my old toys and things at a garage sale so I could invest in cooler things, like video games. I think I sold it for $1 (which would be kind of a rip, considering that's probably how much it cost in the first place), then promptly forgot all about it.
Seven years later, I was in a Value Village (a chain of thrift stores, called "Savers" in the US) looking through pairs of jeans when suddenly I had a flash of images from these old cartoons in my mind. Naturally, I felt all nostalgic and starting wishing I hadn't sold the tape all those years ago. Then it occurred to me that maybe -- however incredibly unlikely -- the tape might actually be here in the store. I got very excited and B-lined straight for the Books/Video/Music section. It felt like a magnet was pulling me straight to a certain place on one of the shelves. Somehow, I just knew the video was here. I walked right up to the shelf, reached out, and pulled out the tape. There was no searching involved. I held it in my hands and looked it over; it was the same tape I used to have. I was immediately overjoyed that I would get to see these old cartoons again, but then I remembered -- the writing on the label. Could it really be possible it was exactly the same tape? I pulled the cassette out of the box, and sure enough, there it was: "ROBIN HOOD", spelled out in my terrible 4-year-old handwriting. I was completely dumbstruck.
I took it to the cashier in a state of ecstatic shock, tried to explain the story to her, but she said nothing and just looked at me like I was crazy (I don't blame her, they probably get all kinds of weirdos in there). I gladly paid $2 for it.
I still have it. Still works. Aside from the aforementioned Robin Hood (full title is actually "Robin Hood Makes Good"), the other cartoons included on the tape are "The Dover Boys of Pimento University" (really weird but hilarious Chuck Jones short), "The Kids in the Shoe" (a spin on "The Little Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe", featuring a pretty awesome jazz/swing number at the end) and "Somewhere in Dreamland" (which is guaranteed to make you bawl, unless you have no soul). They can all be found on YouTube.
sarahgene ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:52 on March 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Somewhere in Dreamland always creeped me out as a kid haha
capjack05 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:08:17 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have several, but I'll go with the weirdest one. I have a friend who writes fantasy stories. She has a few unpublished novels, and probably hundreds of short stories. Before going back to school, I would write fairly occasionally as well, so we would often discuss ideas for stories late at night. One evening, I was talking to her online, and she hinted at a story she was writing that had a character based on me as the main villain. This was the only detail she provided before I logged off for the day. I went to bed early that night and had a vivid, detailed dream about being chased by several people in a large tower. I could see every detail on the eclectic mix of people who were after me, down to what they were carrying. There were several events that occurred in the dream that are hardly worth mentioning here, but the people in the dream exchanged dialogue at times, both with me and each other. In the morning, I got online and told my friend about the vivid dream I had. I didn't get a reply for a while, until she told me to check my e-mail. In my inbox was the chapter from her book that she wrote the night before, while I was sleeping. It was the one with "my" character in it, confronting the heroes of the story in his tower. Each detail was the same, with the exception of the dialogue, which was essentially the same but not verbatim. The odd thing is, I wasn't even weirded out. At the time it seemed perfectly natural that I would dream about what she was writing while I was asleep.
proddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:13:40 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is awesome. Going to try and troll my friend by writing about him at 3 am.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:20:34 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One of my best friends was murdered in April. I had a dream about him 2 months ago. It was the most vivid dream I've ever had. What's more, I knew I was dreaming. I was in my room and I swear, the only thing I can compare ro how vivid the colors were is a shroom trip. Anyway, he comes in my room and I tell him "Well you finally decided to haunt me you fucking jerk!" laughing like it was completely normal to see him. We embraced with a handshake and a hug with a pat on the back like we'd always done. He leads me to my living room where he tells me about the afterlife (something I still don't believe in, honestly). I don't remember much, but him telling me how he hadn't come to see me because they didn't give him much time to. The last thing I remember before waking up is him telling me to tell his mom that he had already eaten. I said sure thing. He also gave me a phone number but I couldn't remember it when I woke up. Anyways, I tell his mom on FB about my dream, thinking it'd bring her some comfort, you know? Here's where it get's weird. She tells me that she had been talking with some guests of hers about his favorite meals the day before. How he'd always get home hungry and be upset at how there wasn't anything ready and how he hadn't eaten.
It's pretty much the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me like that. A lot of the stories here make me hope that someones just trolling everyone, lol. Creepy stuff.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:02 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is a touching story, in a way.
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:25 on May 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How do you still not believe in the afterlife after something like that, with the "already eaten" bit? That, to me, is putting faith before facts, just in the opposite direction people usually do.
GanjahPandah ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:20:50 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
After reading this post for 15 minutes, deeply unnerved and creeped out, I walked out into my kitchen to make some popcorn. I live completely alone, and as I pull the popcorn out of the pantry, I hear an ominously distinct "SSSSHHHH" sound. Scared the living fuck out of me. Still in my room with the door locked. I might not make it to morning... 0_0
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 05:33:17 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The ghost of Orville Redennbacher
agoat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:19:22 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Popcorn kernels have tiny creepers in them.
spiralled ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:33:32 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My aunt's mother-in-law bought a blouse from a charity shop. She checked the pockets before washing it and found a letter that my aunt had written (and sent) to her mother (my grandmother) more than twenty years before. It mentioned my aunt's husband and children by name, and the address on it was my aunt's house. The blouse was bought from a charity shop in London, neither my aunt nor my grandmother have ever lived or spent a significant amount of time there.
supernovacore ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:00:56 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My roommate put up this picture circa 1950s og a girl in a dress reclining drinking straight out of a bottle of liquor. this is up in the apartment for about 2 years.
One day i walk past the picture and it is the same but different. There is a black and white picture, with a girl reclining drinking out of a bottle, but the entire room in the picture is different, the woman is different, her clothes etc.
I freak out for a minute, call my roommate and ask if he had changed anything in the apartment. he says no. I ask about the photograph and say i feel like i slipped into an alternative universe where something is the same but different.
He laughs at me for a solid 2 mins and says that he swapped the photo out and the original is behind the one up in the frame.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:03:48 on April 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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DickMcCockpunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:52 on April 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's insane... There has to be something more too this, do you maybe have a pet or something that could have been getting rowdy and thumping around? I had a cat that would run up and down stairs and he sounded like my 5'10 200lb stepfather using the stairs. That doesn't account for your closet being creaky but I'm guessing even sometimes doors can have good days...
Awesomely_awesome ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:23:07 on June 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So I went to six flags with my friend (we'll call him Rick) a couple years ago. Because king de Ka was closed for maintenance, we went to nitro. We didn't want to go on the first seat line because of the length, so we went for the second. Lucky for us there were two open seats in the first car when we got to the front of the line, so we took them. Now, it was me on the left, then Rick, then the two people. The ride began and we went off. At the end, we were laughing, and our hair was blown back. I decided to look at how the other people's hair looked, and you know what? Nobody was there. I pointed it out to Rick, and he is as equally shocked as I was. We assumed that they either got of before the ride, fell off, or we traversed into another reality where they never came to the ride. I am still a bit freaked by it today. I hope people will read this, considering that this thread is pretty much dead.
likeahurricane ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 03:33:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Probably too late to get seen, but once I was at a music festival, and said to a friend before going to bed, "man I really wish I had a bottle of Southern Comfort with me" (forgive me, I was young and didn't know any better). The next morning, I woke up to a half empty bottle of SoCo rolling down the hill towards my sleeping bag where I was sleeping outside.
Iwokeupwithoutapillo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:57:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like the Chef Boyardee commercial?
hownao ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:05:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I recently landed a job, and the night before I got the phone call I dreamed about getting a paycheck.
allenizabeth ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:12:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WIN!
When i was in my early twenties I shared a house two two other girls, and one was moving out on her own, taking the TV and DVD player with her. Me and the remaining girl were bitching about this when we went to take the trash out to the dumpster, and whaddya know, there was a perfectly fine tv and DVD player just sitting there.
The same room mate later idly mused that she's like a matching ottoman to go with her green easy chair and one appeared on the corner the next day.
NovelDame ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:13:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The universe likes you! (Sounds lame, sorry, but it always makes me feel good when I realize that Everything That Is does what it can to accommodate me, in small ways. )
Cry_Havok ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:56:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what...it wasnt half full?
Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like it myself but hey everyone likes something.
HumanInternet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you're welcome..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:37:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuk yeh, SoCo rules! A couple of weeks ago, I drank 3/4 bottle in 30 mins. Was absolutely battered.
SparkitusRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
likeahurricane casts conjure alcohol. 8 hour channel time.
agentwest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:56:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
... EverQuest?
SparkitusRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WoW. Or D&D. I never could get into EverQuest, though I did try it for the sake of my boyfriend. ... Hated it so much I just converted him to WoW instead.
agentwest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
O.O
I've played both. WoW definitely got old for me really fast--too many tweens. EverQuest is still the best game I've ever played. The learning curve is really steep, though.
SparkitusRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I joined a guild in WoW for a specific reason (also I was 16 when I started so the tweens didn't bother me so much). I like being in a progression raiding guild that isn't so serious. They like raiding and progression but it's not like you're required to show up every week.
My boyfriend played EverQuest we had first started dating. His guild had all his friends in it from all the time he'd been playing, and his they REQUIRED minimum 3 night mandatory attendance. So almost half the week's nights (and those included Friday and Saturday) were taken up by some stupid game.
I love geeking out and all, and I'm not one to talk since I've got 4 max level characters and 3 others close behind in wow, but having someone tell me "You have to be here no matter what, or you're kicked out," and not being able to go out and have a social life, that's total bullshit to me. I had just about enough of him being in that guild and never going outside the house when he finally realized what I meant and said "fuck this" and quit.
WoW is easier to be casual about, which is why I enjoy it. Just avoid Barrens/whatever that city is outside of Stormwind that I can't think of the name of, and you're good.
agentwest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:27 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was eight when I started EQ! I'm only 19 now. And I never joined a hardcore raiding guild with mandatory attendance.
But true, WoW requires less attention in general. Like a cat vs a dog.
SparkitusRex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:19 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lol no offence, and you don't seem like one of those people, but it's kind of funny that someone who started playing mmo's when they were 8 is complaining of tweens in WoW.
I'm only 23, myself, and like I said I started playing when I was 16, but I was always a bit more mature than kids my age (might have something to do with being a 6' tall girl by the time I was a freshman in highschool) so I managed to get in a guild with adults. I think that's why I stayed so long, even after the guild broke up, was because I loved that guild so much and it was a good experience.
agentwest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:52 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, yeah. When I posted that I took a moment to consider that. But even when I was 8, tweens bothered me. I grew up in a very dry, intellectual household.
Castule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:46 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You get ONE wish per lifetime. I think you squandered yours on a bottle of SoCo. lol same thing happened to me in highschool. I needed a quarter to complete my lunch money. I asked the universe and God for that quarter. Sure enough I got to my usual morning hangout spot before class and there was a quarter under my chair.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:54:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Apologies? What for? I really enjoy Southern Comfort. I much prefer the 100 proof black label stuff, though.
likeahurricane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Too sugary. Give me a real bottle of bourbon any day.
bckasbury ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:15:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I do laundry I separate my clothes in to two piles: hanging in the closet and folded in to drawers. After folding my pants and such I reach in to the closet and just grab a handful of empty hangers. I always grab the correct amount of hangers for my shirts and hoodies with out counting or anything. Every. Single. Time. I do this at work too (retail). It creeps me out.
miss_j_bean ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:24:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do the hanger thing, too. I satisfies my obsessive nature in a way that transcends words and I doubt anyone would believe me.
bckasbury ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:00:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am not alone 8'D
miss_j_bean ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:33:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you haves rules for it, too? I can't count shirts or estimate hangers. I have to just reach and wherever my fingertips hit that's how many I get. I can only win if I don't cheat. It has to be coincidence.
bckasbury ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:37:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I never count or estimate. Sometimes I even grab hangers off the floor or other jackets that need to be hung up because they were laying around. It always works out perfectly!
angeliswastaken ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:06:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time I was driving through taco bell with my friends and we decided to be smart asses and ask for a strange number of sauce packets. I said to the cashier, "can i please have 19 sauce packets?". She looked at us, rolled her eyes, dipped her hand into the sauce bin and grabbed and handful of packets. I watched her grab them without even looking at the bin, and place them directly into our bag then hand it to us. When we got home and counted, there were 19 exactly.
R3v4n07 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:48:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't do it with hangers, but with meat. When I cook a steak any method (bbq, grill etc) I leave it and something just tells me to go turn it at a random time. Every time I listen to the feeling is a PERFECT medium rare stake. If I do it by touch/blood/timer it's always over/under done.
Handy.
bckasbury ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:20:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that sounds delicious.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:41:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens for me a lot too - for example when I cut cheese to eat, and grab a handful of crackers , I always grab exactly the right number of crackers without even counting
RadiatedMutant ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:04:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me every time I fold clothing too. Then again, I have the same amount of clothing as I do hangers...
I_TAKE_HATS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:43:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Almost every time I do laundry a rogue sock wants to jump out of the dryer when I'm either putting the clothes into the dryer or taking them out. I can only remember 2 times that a sock has never fallen out. It's always only one sock. Maybe that week I was in a different dimension.
bravoredditbravo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What will creep you out more is the day you have one too many hangers... that poor gray polo that will never be heard from again :'(
Mubutu ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 09:50:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Man, I thought this thread was going to be a hundred "I dropped my pencil and it was gone when I went to pick it up!!!!" stories but instead I've found myself amazed, confused, bewildered, and slightly horrified. Good job reddit!
gutrunks ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:24:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I have no idea how well this fits in here but here is my experience (i apologize for the grammar in advance):
About 7 years ago, when i was 15, i suddenly started to "remember" something that happened to me but i couldn't put my finger on when it happened. I had this memory of an evening when me and my sister were at our neighbors apartment and everyone was agitated while my sister was crying her eyes out and i was just looking around at things. I could "remember" who won the MTV music awards because we were watching them at the time (i'll explain why i was watching MTV later).
So, as i said i had a perfect memory of something that happened but i couldn't remember when it did... this was all i was thinking about for two weeks also because i could not remember what happened before that led to those things.
Then one night, my mom died in the next room. My dad came over to tell us as he was crying, my sister started crying and he took us to our neighbors. Everything happened as i remembered it and because my sister was just devastated they sent us to the TV room so i turned on the awards because i knew she wanted to see them to try to calm her down. Even the awards went as i remembered them.
Again, I'm sorry for my grammar and in case this doesn't fit in here, feel free to down vote not to waste other peoples time reading it.
[deleted] ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 03:10:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just before (coincidentally - glitch in the matrix?!) i knocked over my can of cock. It flipped over and landed on the floor perfectly, and not a single drop was spilled.
yourafagyourafag ยท 340 points ยท Posted at 03:14:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ
johninbigd ยท 343 points ยท Posted at 04:14:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's like a bag of dicks, but it has a longer shelf life.
TrainFan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:29:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Relevant NSFW, probably, unless your boss is a fan of Louis C.K. and doesn't mind you watching Youtube videos during work hours.
MadgePadge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:01:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
and.... I love you
RockFourFour ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:03:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was totally silent here in my living room until I burst out laughing. Cheers!
speedonut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:39:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh boy, that made me laugh really hard.
andymatic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:37:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A much needed laugh after creeping myself reading these threads. thnx
StallordD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:59:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
even better than pre-sliced cocks!
BrokenFish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:02 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you were told to suck a bag of dicks, do you do them all at once? Or one at a time?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:31:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How exactly does a bag of dicks look like? Is it like a plastic bag with dicks in it like chicken parts?
keraneuology ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:20:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Get thee to /r/nocontext
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:58:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand. Do they all just smush together in the bag like gummies or stick out of the top like baguettes?
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:39:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The keys... they aren't even near to each other...
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:54:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sigmund Freud could tell you all about it.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:20:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was working at a restaurant I once asked a man if he would like me to refill his cock.
...they were having a nice family dinner.
yourafagyourafag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:27:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did he want it refilled? Also, I'm guessing it wasn't a can.
stokleplinger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:57:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bet he wouldn't have minded if it were drained.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Luckily they just laughed but yes, he did want his glass of coke refilled ahaha.
Scherzkeks ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:35:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
well there's your glitch
TurdFerguson06 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:36:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cans of cocks
FTFY
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:11:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One of those Japanese fuck cans like a fleshlight sextoy, but a soda can?
sophic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:08:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
perhaps?
YourFuckingDumb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:23:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
*you're
Vergilius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's real!
ironyanks ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 03:14:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
where do you buy cans of cock? i know someone who may be interested.. not me of course...
PoeticalArt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:38:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Interested... for science?
Corruption249 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 03:36:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hate when I knock over my cock.
macaronisalad ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:38:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dandroid ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:41:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A can of cock you say?
Ishima ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:47:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ignoring the spelling error, I had a simular situation where i quickly slid the extendable section of my desk in, it had a glass on it filled wiht my drink and I ninja-catched it with my knees without spilling a drop. Proud moment for me.
whyspir ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:44:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cock comes in canned form?
sharkrebellion ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:11:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is honestly the best thing I've seen on reddit all fucking week.
HYPERNATURL ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:33:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could think of something clever to say about this
isny ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:32:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:41:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OW OW JAGGED METAL EDGES
godlytea ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:13:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What did you spill...?
DsylxeicCadanain ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:18:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hate knocking over my can of cock, it always ruins my day.
daikiki ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:24:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The real question is; would you have still knocked over your can of cock if this post hadn't been made.
AdamAtlanta ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:57:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah gotta make sure the cock doesn't spill.
astrohelix ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:30:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think the bigger glitch is the cock in your can.
makeloveeveryday ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:03:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
12oz of refreshing cock!
humpcat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:13:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something similar happened to me. I was in freshman art class. We were working with some crayons. Each table had a box of them to use. I was using some and put 3 others on to of the box. (standing vertically for some reason) All of a sudden my friend pulled the box towards him and the three crayons dropped on to the table. All three hit the table and stayed standing vertically. Everyone at the table looked at the crayons then to each other with amazement. So naturally I knocked them all over.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:53:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well that is the counter to the time when I was about 6 and for some reason I was sitting on the kitchen floor, with my back leaning on the cool fridge. I had just finished my Coke, and tossed the can in the direction of the top of the very tall fridge .. where it landed right side up and didn't even bounce.
Ryugi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:11:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
spit out my can of coke laughing
seriously though you got lucky.
shalaqueifa ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:05:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can of cock. Where does one go to acquire a can of cock?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fuck
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 04:18:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This has been bothering me and I think that it fits this thread.
Every time I see something that I have not ever seen, or that I don't see often, a word, phrase, object; anything, I always see it again shortly after. It happens at least once a week and I even point it out to family members and they WTF with me.
Leafsfan83 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:32:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the same for me. For example, in elementary school, we had spelling tests once a week. Some words were weird words I've never heard of. And then during the week, I hear or see these words 2-10 times. So messed up
RockFourFour ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:37:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just had this happen with the word 'plebiscite' about three weeks ago. I'd never heard the word before, then I heard it twice in the same day from different sources talking about different things.
boriszerussian ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:17:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If I start to see 'plebiscite' everywhere, I blame you.
kkluvsxbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:55:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For me it was 'charlatan'. I heard it from a segment on the Colbert Report where they take a clip from fox news and there is a guy talking about Entrepreneurial Charlatans and whatnot. Well, that was the first time I recall ever noticing or hearing the word and now I've heard a couple times recently, once being in a song from Bright Eyes where the lyric says, "...kiss the feet of a charlatan..."
I think that we just notice it more because we actually know what it means now and it is fresh on our minds.
dudeguy1234 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:26:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could be this
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:41:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah! I've ALWAYS wondered what it was called but I had no idea how to find it. Thanks! :D
I have a feeling that I'm gonna see this word again soon.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:08:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Exzabelldin.
I am guessing this is the first time you've read this word. Now tell me if you see it again soon.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:10:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think we should play the matrix like this.. god knows what could go wrong.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:00:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me too. I always hear words and have no idea what they mean, so I look them up. Afterwards I see them everywhere for about a month. It's happened at least 10 times.
AliasHandler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:58:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's an actual name for that phenomena (which I can't recall at the moment) and its really just a trick of your own mind.
gt_9000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:59:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You have a Beautiful Mind :).
PaoloJMalmsteen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You guys should be friends
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Later, I don't plan on tearing the fabric of space.. yet.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is a known thing . It happens because our brains loves patterns.
illegalPanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:26 on July 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
omg!!! i'm not the only one :O this has happened to me twice already today, once with me not knowing eho mark twain is and then again when i had no idea what Burgles were (they dom;t sell it where i live). It is quite handy actually.
MrBaz ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:24:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Back in 8th grade, a couple of friends "found" a cellphone at school - they wanted to make something of it, unfortunately it was locked. I take the cellphone, even though everyone was going crazy over what code to try (with 8 tries available more or less). I pause for a second and just type 77773399. It unlocks. I somehow knew the phone was a 6th grader's, and that "SEX" would be a viable password. Yep.
fortycakes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:14:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Someone didn't bother reading my carefully prepared memo on commonly-used passwords. Now, then, as I so meticulously pointed out, the four most-used passwords are: love, sex, secret, and... god. So, would your holiness care to change her password?"
MrBaz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:20:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
First off, none of those are common passwords. You can check an actual common passwords list here.
Second, I didn't even try the obvious 0000 which is the default password for Nokias. Just took the damn phone off my friend's hand, typed and gave it to him, process took 3 seconds.
fortycakes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:36:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's a quote from the movie Hackers. I know they aren't actually the most common, though at the time they were more common than currently.
MrBaz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:18:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I guess that's why there're quotation marks, I thought you were one of those people.
Trolly_McTrollerson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know, I'm slightly disappointed in myself at how long it took me to figure out the correlation between the string of numbers and the word "sex".
atthedrive-by ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:37:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I still don't know. I'm tired and high and my head hurts...help a brother out
csbriski ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:24:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In case you were still wondering, it's the numbers that are pressed to type "sex" with a non-qwerty keyboard.
atthedrive-by ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:09:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, I should have gotten that. I should also be asleep. Thanks
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just pulled out one of those old fashioned phones with the buttons on the front from my desk drawer, and sex would be spelled using 7, 3 & 9.
The one button being used for spacing and various punctuation/symbols.
Is this not normal everywhere in the world?
MrBaz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:14:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's cause I made a mistake, having written these few lines at 6am after an all nighter. It's indeed 77773399.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone else who commented seems to think sex can be spelled with the buttons you originally suggested though, am I experiencing a glitch?
MrBaz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Heh. It's just that most people switched to full keyboards about 3 to 4 years ago. Of all my friends, only one has a 1-# keyboard anymore, and that's cause he wanted to make a statement. People just don't remember.
ihatemonday ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 03:41:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Another glitch is when you learn a new word and suddenly it's everywhere and everybody is using it (television, friends, etc.).
It's like the Matrix guy said : Shit, there's a word missing there. Let's add it EVERYWHERE.
vivalastblues ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:14:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's called the Baader-Meinhof effect and weirdly enough the comment right below yours is talking about the same thing.
JesusVonChrist ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:14:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's called The Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon
JaLhUp ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:47:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
like in GTA when you find a car..
aspiderbot ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:13:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Baader-Meinhof phenomenon
easycig ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:29:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't find this odd, you ever get a new car than all of a sudden you notice how many other cars like it are out there? The word and car had no meaning to you till you got it/learned it, so you started noticing it.
East_Clintwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That happened to me recently with the word echinecea. I read it in a comment and right after someone on facebook mentioned it. I'd never heard the word before, and suddenly I read it multiple times in one day.
Tayk5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, I have that too. And it's always a word you've never heard before or only heard a few times. Suddenly, starting that same day, everything includes that word.
It's almost like you learnt that word at that time so you could understand the events that would occur afterwards. Or that word contains a message that is trying to get to you.
toastycoconut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Right as I read this, the guy at the desk next to me said "it's like we're not even aware of it," immediately followed by a radio commercial saying "what? That's really weird."
I'm reading on my phone, I'm not talking about this or reading out loud.
I'm done with this thread, now.
PaoloJMalmsteen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You guys should be friends
Kamikazelove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me very recently. The word:
kerfuffle
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:13:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It used to happen as a kid when I stayed up late at night watching tv. It hasn't happened for over 20 years. Sometimes when watching tv, things would start to look weird. It's hard to explain but the tv looked really small and far away AT THE SAME TIME it looked really close and huge. I understand these are mutually exclusive. I also felt really weird those times, as if my surroundings were made up of something different. Has anyone else experienced the same thing?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:58:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think that's called Alice in Wonderland syndrome?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:17:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:25:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cool. I remember thinking how it didn't make any sense; how it defied logic. I remember once hearing about a round square once. Then one night I dreamed it. I woke up immediately and remember what it looked like, but quickly forgot. It makes me wonder if logic if a product of how our brains work.
covertc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same. I used to have this experience constantly.
It was never unpleasant. I was in a healthy, positive mental state and would sometimes welcome the feeling.
mrdantownsend ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:03:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had this happen to me a lot as a kid, happened only once in recent years. The only way I can describe it is that all of my depth perception goes away and everything looks either really big or really small. It usually happens after a really specific dream of me being in an airplane repair hangar with my brother and mom and I look out a small window and see a woman with a toy poodle buying ice cream at a manned popcorn maker/ice cream stand, looks a lot like this. Thanks for reminding me about that, not gonna sleep tonight.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:17:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OH.MY.GOD. YES!
Don't know why but I've never been able to explain that phenomena in such plain language to anyone. But yes, this happens to me fairly often. I remember in particular when I was younger I just went to lie down in my sister's room when she wasn't home (no idea why I did that, also) and I just spaced out for a really, really long time. Things felt so unreal that it frightened me.
comradeTJH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, when I was young and had fever attacks. I got pretty similar experiences as you describe it among other (slight) hallucinations.
Objects seemed way out of proportions to each other. weird sensation indeed.
miss_j_bean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've gotten that too as long as i can remember.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:38:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Two things. Yes this happened to me all the time as a child and I have only experienced it 2 or 3 times since turning, let's say 20. The other thing, I somehow loaded all the comments to your post twice and sat here freaking out that I swear I just read this a minute ago and then I scroll down and the second set of comments is gone so I scroll back up and then back down and they are back.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:51:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
YES! It's happened a few times in dreams, but it once happened in waking life, I looked down at my plate, and it was like I was a hundred feet above my food and at the same time looking at it from ant level.
womanisadangercat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:39:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In my personal experience it's been a sign of epilepsy, migraines, and really good DMT trip.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger I've had similar experiences - when being on the computer for long periods at a time suddenly the computer and everything would seem like it was really far away - like if my field of view was much higher than usual.
tsuppaduu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have something similar. At least in dreams that were quite vivid I would see an object or more often a being of small size. But somehow I knew it was huge. Every time I see these dream I'm always left with the feeling of how that thing was at the same time both small and huge.
wo_ot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:29 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me quite often, and usually when I'm having a one on one conversation with someone. I suddenly feel like they are very far away even though we're sitting very close to each other, yet at the same time, it's uncomfortably close... this is a 100% physical sensation as well.
Chocolatemalinche ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:22:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was like 10 years old, in my bed, it was a wood bed, that had planks underneath the mattress, something like this: http://mangowoodfurnitureuk.co.uk/images/mango-wood-bed.jpg I remember every detail as if it was yesterday, i woke up because I felt somebody was looking at me, and I noticed that my bed was literally flying and moving higher, I could see the ceiling aproaching, I could see the the furniture getting further down there. So I start screaming, and the bed falls down in like 3 seconds, now my parents come to see me, they were outside watching T.V and they start screaming at me: what did you do to your bed?? It is dismantled.. I go out of the bed just to see : every plank is out of place, the mattress is sunk inside, it was terrfying, my parents believe still that I was jumping in the bed before they entered the room, but even if I was jumping it was almost impossible with the strenght of a 10 y/o to dismantle the whole bed.
rbevans ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:23:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
About 17 years ago (I'm 29) my friend was over for a sleep over. We spent some of the evening playing Nintendo but eventually got bored with playing Duck Hunt and that damn dog.
We decided to head out to my tree house I had built in the woods and also explore, in other words wander aimlessly, the rest of the woods to find cool 12 years stuff. While "exploring" we walked up on a house completely in the middle of the woods. I'd walked around the woods plenty of times before during the day and had never seen this house before. I told my friend we better leave and we took off running back to my place.
The next morning we went back into the woods to find the house, but could never find it. For several weeks I would go back into the woods trying to find it and couldn't find it. Freaked me the fuck out.
tl;dr
Found a mysterious house in the middle of the woods at night when I was 12. Went back for several weeks and could never find it.
edit I can't do math.
hvn_bside_u ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:49:44 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Jacob lives there
lookieausername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Waitwaitwait. You said 13 years ago. And that you're 29 but in the TL;DR you said you were 12... Either you hit the wrong number, you don't know how to maths or you are the glitch in the matrix
rbevans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good catch. Simple math mistake on my part.
military_rage ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:16:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
May 2011. It was our last foot patrol in Afghanistan before we left. We were showing the unit that was replacing us around the are that they were going to be patrolling for the next year. We wanted to put off going down route thumper (Never went through without being hit) well we had too anyway. Get all the way to the end to turn around and head back and that's when it happened. Walked into a 360 degree ambush. It lasted about an hour. As soo as I go to hop out of the concrete ditch I was using for cover my squad leader looks at me and his face goes completely white , where I was sitting there about 20 bullets lodged into the wall behind me. I was there the whole time with out moving. It looked as though the bullets went through me and hit the wall. That was always hard for me to explain lol.
lgp980 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:42:30 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do something good with your life, you are obviously still here for a reason.
latis213455 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:27 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did anyone else take notice? Did your squad leader say anything?
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:12 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe the holes were there prior?
shipmaster1138 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:46:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So about six years ago my brother calls me from college and asks me to come visit him in a few weekends. I agreed and bought a plane ticket. When I arrive he's there to pick me up. When we get to his dorm I head in ahead of him carrying my luggage and walk up the stairs to the second floor, I walk down the hall to his room, (none of the doors had nameplates on them), and walked in, the door was unlocked. When I turned around he had this strange look on his face. I asked him why, and he said, "How did you know where my room was." I said what do you mean? I've been here before. At least I was convinced I had been there before. He said no you haven't. This is the first time you've visited me at school. So then I say, oh really. Then let me tell you how your room is arranged. So without opening the door to his bedroom I tell him how everything is arranged down to what is on his desk, even the snicker bar wrapper. We go in and sure enough, all is as I said it would be. But upon deeper thought, and retracing my history, we proved that I had never actually been there before. I realized that the only memory I had of his dorm came from a dream I had had a while before. But it was such a vivid dream that I remembered it as an actual experience. But the truth was it never really happened.
shipmaster1138 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:47:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
or did it... dun dun dun
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:55:15 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
My best friend and I were driving through the desert on a cross-country road trip. We pulled into a rest stop at night - I remember it was the first rest stop after the one near Truth or Consequences, New Mexico. I got out and began refilling our water bottles, and my friend came along because it was unfamiliar territory. A tall, thin man came walking up to us, and asked if we'd mind sharing the water spigot. He looked a little tweaked out, a little nervous, but didn't come across as threatening towards us - he was very open and friendly, introducing himself. It's been years, but I think he gave his name as Johnny.
We ended up sitting down and talking for a while. Morgan (my friend) and I broke out some provisions and made a midnight picnic of it. Johnny asked our story, and we talked about the trip so far. We asked Johnny's story.
It started out normally enough. "I've been away from home a long time. Lost my way. Working my way back, getting my head right." And then it got a little more weird. His dad was an evil man, a man with the Devil inside him. Not the Devil himself, he said - that would just be crazy. But a serious dose of evil lived in the heart of Johnny's dad, and that's what Johnny had run away from. It'd fucked him up pretty bad, he said - living close to an evil like that is almost radioactive. It bleeds off, gets into your hair and your clothes and your skin and your thoughts.
He was ashamed he ran away, he said, but he needed time to build his strength. He spoke to his ancestors in the desert, he said. He'd had a Vision Quest, and his path was made clear. Now, he was going back to face his father. "You can't just hide from the Devil forever, you know?"
So, we figured Johnny was a little nuts. But we were on a road trip, and hearing him out seemed like the thing to do. Finally, it was time for us to get back on the road. We were driving on through to Vegas, and Johnny had an appointment to keep. We left him sitting there, with a bottle of water and a bag of jerky. (Nuts or not, we had it to spare and he looked like he could use it - he wasn't carrying anything with him but his clothes.)
And we did. We drove to Vegas, then through to California. We spent a week in Modesto enjoying perfect weather and real mountains, then drove north to Seattle and cut across to Yellowstone. We spent a week camping in the backcountry, then started home. We pull into a rest stop in South Dakota near the Badlands, and I'm stretching my legs when I hear,
"Hey, how was Vegas?"
And there was Johnny. 2,000 miles and three weeks and change later, standing in front of us in broad daylight.
PaoloJMalmsteen ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:03:49 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And then?
hartekin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:14 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What happened next??
Meganlee ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 04:32:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time, the husband and I were staying in a hotel. Middle of the night I woke up to use the restroom. The front door to the hotel room was open about an inch. I thought this was really odd so I closed it and headed into the restroom. Once inside I found cozily resting in the toilet, like an ostrich egg in a robins nest, the largest turd I have ever seen. It was about the size of a brick and just as square. I tried a few flushes, this sucker was going no where.
I decided to hold it and went back to bed. Few minutes later, my husband gets up and goes to the bathroom. He comes running back out.
"My god! What did you do?!"
We go back and forth for a while and it is determined that neither of us did the deed in question. He swears the door was closed when we went to sleep. Also, on the bathroom counter are his wallet, some cash, and an Ipod. Untouched.
Silly enough as it is, he has sworn on his life, our marriage and his mother's life that he was not responsible for the giant poo.
TL:DR - Mystery poo shows up in hotel toilet in the middle of the night.
gt_9000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:31:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That night, somewhere, was a really satisfied homeless guy .......
waffletoast ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:59:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yeebok ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:02:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The imagery is just beautiful, isn't it? Upvoted just for that!
Meganlee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bad grammar?
katsumiqq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:12 on January 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Awesomely descriptive imagery!
LittleSpoon8689 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:22:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My upstairs neighbors have found gnarly craps in their toilet when no one has been home.
ArjenEvangel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:29:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Meganlee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:39:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lol... Words twisted in the worst possible way.
derkman12345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:44 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad that not all of the stories in this thread are horrific. This one just made me laugh.
taitcomics ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 05:03:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Freshman year of college a girl I liked wrote a little message to me on a dollar bill, it was really simple but sweet and since I liked her It was significant and I was going to keep it with me and not spend it. Well one night when I was out drinking with a few friends and I accidentally spent it. I really liked this girl so I looked everywhere for this dollar and couldnt find it and I was pretty upset. So some time went by, and about a month later I was a few towns away from where I live getting pizza with a few friends, and I bought a slice. My change was a few coins and a 1 dollar bill, and when I looked at the dollar bill, it was the exact same one with the message on it. It was signed by her and had the same little hearts on it and everything. Same exact bill, at a random pizza place easily 30 miles away from where I spent it. I guess it's not exactly the same as a 'glitch' or whatever because once a dollar is in circulation thats something that could actually happen, but it still blew my mind.
bravoredditbravo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:15:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've always wanted to track my bills to see where they end up
gerwen ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:21:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Made for you: American - http://www.wheresgeorge.com Canadian - http://www.whereswilly.com
bravoredditbravo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:21:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you sir, have an upvote
Asynonymous ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 05:55:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This thread is lacking scientists to explain how none of this actually happened.
Eliminos ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 09:04:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Scientist here. We're all fucked
stealthshadow ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:54:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like them to arrive so I can sleep.
tstandsfortrouble ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:38:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
SERIOUSLY. I thought this wouldn't be like nosleep, but boy was I wrong.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:16:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Most are just coincidences (people with similar clothes, items being found), or pretty easily explained by false memories. Considering that we encounter billions of situations in our lives that some things seem to match up in an interesting way is not exactly surprising
There are some creepy stories which are likely either false, or retold stories told as if they happened to the comment author.
Last thing are stories about when people were children, which isn't surprising and they are probably all dreams believed to be memories.
There are very few interesting ones, but those might be due to the people involved talking each other up and false memories about the whole process.
_AlphaOmega ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:40:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I want to believe!
gt_9000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:02:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is why these threads are created just before sleepytime.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:41:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The sad thing is that many of these posters seem to be describing psychotic/schizophrenic episodes and other serious health issues.
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:25:54 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sadder still how many "scientists"(or just overly biased skeptics) seem to be reaching extremely far to give contrived, just-as-unlikely explanations to paranormal phenomena.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:10 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's not really as sad as mental illness.
Diabolicism ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:11:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Science is still young. As a person who has experienced weird things in his life. I can say that the things I've seen will eventually be explained by science, maybe not now, but in the next 200-500 years we will have a grasp on science that would seem like complete fiction nowadays, Because we will have discovered new things by than. I have found all my weird experiences to occur with systematic features, that give hint to things that are merely unexplored. It's always good to remember that you should never close your mind. Keep it open to ALL possibilities. Not just predetermined ones.
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:34 on May 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. So many of the skeptics in here seem to be committed to the idea that everything can be explained by TODAY'S level of science, so you get all these contrived, over-simplified mundane explanations for some of the ones that are blatantly paranormal experiences, when it would make a lot more sense to just acknowledge that there's a lot of stuff we really don't have down pat yet(the afterlife and precognition being two big ones).
Diabolicism ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:20:59 on May 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Two others as well... Consciousness and Reality. Both are merely guessed upon, but we have no clue of their absolute sustenance.
However, I don't blame people on this website due to the high level of atheists. They are right to want evidence they can study. I can not argue that... But the flaw I see with this, is that you are not truly looking at all the angles when you limit yourself to common belief. Time and time again life changing discoveries that scientists have made, are made by those people who thought to look further than the common knowledge of the time. They used their imaginations first and foremost on the road to discovery. Whatever created this reality we are in, used systems in everything that was created. Which means paranormal occurrences are also apart of a system, as are many other things that we cannot perceive completely with our senses. It merely takes one with imagination and effort to find the rules of these other systems...But it will take many years for humans to come to terms with the fact we cannot perceive certain things in the universe...
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:17:44 on May 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well said!
lunaticMOON ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Regular scientists. Oh most definitely.
Quantum scientists? "Well, see, TECHNICALLY speaking, we can't disprove that it didn't happen that way. In fact, we aren't even sure what is or is not reality. Sorry."
ParsleyVictorious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Among the other things mentioned here, it's important to remember that our memories aren't static and unchanging like a computer's memory. Our recall is very elastic; it's been conclusively shown that we have tendency to exaggerate in telling stories, or in pondering our stories, and that these exaggerations take on the tenor of 'real' memories.
In other words, tell yourself a story enough times, and you'll start to 'remember' it as though it actually happened. That's what I interpret with a lot of these stories; that someone had a slightly odd experience, and over the course of years it's grown and grown in their minds until it's a very intense, 'real' memory of something very creepifying.
That being said, I love reading this stuff.
CaptainScrambles ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:33:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was driving and a car going the opposite direction lagged. It stopped for a split second and then jumped forward like 5 feet. I thought my mind was playing tricks on me but you never know
nulldragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
micro sleep, should pull over and take a nap.
CaptainScrambles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:25:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was the middle of the day, wide awake and had plenty of sleep the night before.
nulldragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:32:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing wrong with a nana nap, I take them all the time, specially after lunch in summer,
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you fuck up and upshift into a gear under vaccuum it can look like that, much more so in trucks since they have lower gearing.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:34:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once woke up with an entire clove of garlic in my mouth. Didn't eat garlic the night before and I don't sleep walk. Haunting.
Kiwispam84 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:42:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Most of these creep me out, at home alone at 12:30. This one made me lol. Points for you.
joannchilada ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:39 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes I go into your room at night and I put garlic cloves in your mouth.
TheYuri ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:54:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 6 or 7. At a birthday party for someone I didn't know well. Being a shy kid, I looked for a place with not too many people, ended up wondering into a bedroom. I sat down on the floor with a comic book. After a few minutes, an old lady came into the bedroom, didn't notice I was there, opened the wardrobe door, wnet inside and closed the door behind her. I thought that was strange, so I got up and opened the door. The wardrobe ws full of ladies dresses. I closed the door and went back to my place on the floor, trying to figure it out. I had barely sat down, the wardrobe opened and a young lady comes out. A young lady that looked a lot like the old lady that had gone in, only young. When she left the bedroom, I went to investigate again. This time I went into the wardrobe, and found a door in the back. I opened it and entered an enchanted land. A young girl's bedroom, but with trays of candy and boxes of brand new toys everywhere. Looking behind me, I noticed a wardrobe exactly like the one I had left in the previous bedroom. Finally I freaked out and went back the way I had come. I looked for my mom and told her my story of the magic wardrobe that turned old ladies into young ladies and the fairy land with all the candy and toys. My mom had a laughing fit. As it turns out, these people had purchased two houses that shared a wall. They wanted to create a passage between them, but unfortunately the shared wall was between the two bedrooms, and there was no convenient place for wardrobes in any of them... The candy and toys were for the birthday party, and the old/young ladies were mother and daughter!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:24:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was much younger, my Grandmother lived with us. She had the room adjacent to the one I shared with my older brother. Long story short, my brother gets down in the middle of the night, and goes to the bathroom. He notes on the way out of the door that I'm talking. He can't make out what I'm saying. After he goes to the bathroom, he hears a noise from my grandmothers room. He gently opens the door, and leans in, only to hear her whispering in her sleep. He eventually figures out what she's saying, and goes back to our room. He then listens intently to what I'm saying, and apparently my grandmother and I shared a conversation while we were both asleep. Same subject, pausing so the other could talk, and not only that, but it happened (supposedly) more than once. Supposedly we were the only two in the family who did sleep talk.
Anyway, a dream glitch? Maybe. But that's up to you all to decide.
stopitrightmeow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever asked your gmother if she had a similar dream to the one you had?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not going to lie. By that point she really tended to keep to herself, and it was really hard to talk to her. Impatience and the fact that I couldn't understand anything she said really killed any sort of prolonged conversation with her. I mean, by that point she was on the way out unfortunately.
zewthenimp ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:56:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This comment will never be seen at this point, but I have to try and get this off my chest as I've never shared it with anyone.
In 2007 I was walking down a Manhattan street when an old woman smiled at me and said "Oh, [MY FULL NAME]! How are you doing?". I had never seen her before. Her demeanor was so calm that it threw me off, and I was unable to ask who she was.
She continued, "It's Cynthia, from 3H. I hope I'm not ever too loud, does the noise bother you?"
I did not live in a building with an apartment 3H. I never have in the past, either. In fact, I lived in a brownstone where there was only 1 unit per floor (no 3 "H"), and I was the 3rd floor. I did not know any of my neighbors, though there were certainly no old ladies in my whole building.
Confused, I just mumbled that I hadn't noticed any noise and we said goodbye.
Is the CIA after me?
CDchrysalis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:07:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
some people sort by new.
SaintSpaceboy ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:26:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At this point this'll almost certainly get buried, but what hey.
Back when I was in fourth grade, my brother and I were into NeoPets. Both of us had a talking Scorchio toy, roughly 12 inches tall (oh my God I'm having multi-layer deja vu about telling this story to this very thread on Reddit) and they could talk to each other if you had them facing the right way. One night I wake up hearing them talking to each other--nothing creepy, just things they'd normally say. They finished their conversation, one (or both, I'm not sure) of them saying its "oh, I'm tired" line before shutting off, like normal. But quite a bit was out of the ordinary...
Those things take a couple of minutes of inactivity to play the "I'm tired" line, but that night they did it right after finishing their "conversation." To get them to talk to each other, they had to be at a certain angle from the other. One of them was under my bed, on its side and the other was somewhere else of the floor, sitting up. They not at all in the right positions to talk to each other; I even tried to make them talk the next morning without moving them, but it didn't work. To top it all off, for them to start talking, you have to squeeze one of their paws; to make to talk to each other both of them have to be on at the same time.
tl;dr two toys less than a year old turned themselves on and had a nice chat.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:56 on February 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nice.
everyothernametaken1 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 09:38:00 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ok another one.
I was about 5-6 and my parents were panting my room. I was thirsty but they were covered in paint and didnt want to track paint all around the house (they were pretty deep in the stuff) so they told me to wait. After all the spilling incidents we were not suppose to pour our own drinks and the cups were put up out of reach. I made sure the coast was clear a couple times and then jumped up on the counter to reach the cupboard. As soon as I was up on the counter I felt a very hard slap on my ass, much harder than my parents were known to hit. I screamed, jumped, turn and ran into the room asking why they would hit me like that. They stopped painting, looked at me puzzled and said they didn't know what I was talking about. I thought about it and there was no way they could have covered all the distance from my room to the kitchen (not a small house) to smack me and end up back in the room painting, not to mention I turned as I heard/felt the slap.
Maybe chalk it up to an overactive imagination and a guilty conscious, but I remember feeling pain.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:16 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow.
freakuniit ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:07:45 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
While I was in high school, my dad came home shaken. Says he saw a ufo. That may be unverifiable. What's not is that he was found in his cadillac, having swerved off a cliff to the ground 300 feet below. He said he was following the ufo. Regardless, neither he nor the car were the least bit hurt.
latis213455 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:05:35 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wait, so he went off a 300 foot cliff?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:28:18 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:35 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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second2last411 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 13:14:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
13 hours late and almost 10,000 comments, no ones going to find this:
So anyways... a couple of my friends got tickets to go to a show (concert) somehow they ended up with all floor tickets and one balcony. Since I was the last to join they gave me the balcony ticket, saying it probably won't matter. After the 2 hour drive we get in and sure enough the bouncer won't let me onto the floor. Bummed as fuck I walk up the stairs to chill by myself. After about 10 minutes I check my pockets to look at the ticket again and.. wait what? Some fucking how I had a floor ticket??? wtf :D
I walk the fuck down the stairs and get in and meet up with my friends. I've come to the conclusion the bouncer slipped it into my pocket w/o my knowing. :] everything turned out better than expected
darkesnow ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 18:32:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I am hesitant to even write this, because words on paper make it seem real, and I don't want it to be real. But it was - at least, I believe it was.
Many years ago, when I was a senior in high school, I was at home by myself, as both my parents were teachers, and it was parents' night. I was in the kitchen fixing myself a bite (it was about dusk), when I heard a knock at the front door.
Now this in and of itself was odd, as this was a small town, and pretty much anyone who comes to our house knows to come to the carport, because the front door was rarely, if ever, used. I went to the door and opened it, leaving the glass storm door shut. Outside on my front porch stood two kids, a boy and a girl.
For a second, I thought maybe someone had gotten their wires crossed and brought their kids to the teacher's house for parents' night, but that would be really strange, so I discounted the idea. I asked them, "Can I help you," then thinking that maybe they were selling candy bars or magazines or girl scout cookies or popcorn or any one of the zillion things kids come around shilling.
The little girl said, "Can we come in? we need to use your phone." Now, bear in mind, this was a small town, and at the time this was, it would have been no big deal to let someone, even a stranger, use the phone, particularly a child. I happened to have the cordless phone in my pocket so I offered it to them, and the girl looked at me and said "No, we need to come inside."
I was about to let them when all of a sudden I got hit with the most incredible sick horror feeling in the pit of my stomach. All the hair raised on the back of my neck, and I had a total fight or flight response that I had no reasonable explanation for. I am ALWAYS inclined to listen to these responses, but my hand was going to the door to open it anyway, and it was like I couldn't stop myself, despite the cold, sweaty-palmed terror I was stricken with. In the last second, I turned my hand from its path towards the latch, hit the light switch with my hand instead, and turned the porch light on.
The porch light lit these kids up, and I swear, they had the blackest eyes I've ever seen, like they were wearing those black full-sclera contact lenses. I let out a squeak, and slammed the door shut, and locked it behind me. The knocking started again almost immediately. I ran and locked all the other doors in the house, and ran and hid in the dining room with my dog, who was growling like I'd never heard her growl before. Finally, the knocking stopped, and when it did, the feeling of terror lifted, and the dog calmed down.
When my parents got home, I told them about it, but they thought I must have been sleeping and had had a nightmare. I did my best to put it out of my head, and went on with life. I had myself half-convinced that it was a dream, or something I'd imagined, despite the fact that I am not the kind of person who does that sort of thing. I am calm, rational, and meet tales like these with questions and skepticism, so some sort of terror-driven paranoia home-alone imagining was right out. It's also worth mentioning that I was completely sober and chemical-free at the time.
A couple of years ago, I heard someone talking about BEKs, or black-eyed kids, and all the old memories came flooding back. I did some internet research and found that so many people have had similar experiences to mine, almost down to the letter, and the cold feeling of horror/terror/fear these 'kids' emanate.
I never open the door to anyone anymore without checking the peep (which is a safe thing to do anyway). I am sitting here, at work, in a room full of people, and when I think about this and those 'kids' and their eyes, I get cold chills that won't quit. Because someday, I'm afraid I'll see them again and I won't be able to stop myself from letting them in.
ac3m4n ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:42:26 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Scariest shit on this entire thread so far.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:24:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you fucking with me
darkesnow ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:27:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No fucks here.
DivinusVox ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:17:36 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wish you had asked them more questions or got some more information out of them. I understand you were scared shitless, but I'm so curious.
hartekin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:58:09 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This story scared the ever living fuck out of me.
Ariel_The_Mermaid ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:03:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is almost as scary as the time I was transformed into a human at the bottom of the ocean and almost drowned.
trkorecky ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:28:44 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can this be less buried please?
Sian_spiced_wine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:33 on February 20, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember reading about Black Eyed Kids years ago, probably on Fortean Times. Definitely chilling. What do people who encounter them thing they are?
Planet-man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:20 on May 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, the Fortean Times. My dad and I used to read/discuss the print version all the time. Thanks for the memories.
ClassyCow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:21:26 on June 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No one will ever read my reply, but c'mon people. This is a popular urban myth. I even feel like I've read this same one before, although I don't have proof.
Unless, of course, OP is telling the truth, and it's more than an urban myth. Hella creepy.
darkesnow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:05 on June 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I referenced the myth in the story because I've heard it since - I hadn't heard it at the time. Sometimes I wonder - maybe hope - that I dreamed it and it wasn't real. But when I think about it, I know it was.
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:41 on May 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, hadn't heard of B.E.K.s before. The other stories are definitely terrifyingly similar to this one.
the_dayman ยท 135 points ยท Posted at 03:26:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This guy in a suit stopped me from getting hit by a car, made me sign some tablet, then told me my son was going to be a very important person. I told him I didn't even have a son and he just smiled and walked away.
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 05:35:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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JFSOCC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:41:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
help me out?
imadbagama ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:27:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this, i think
there was a similar one, but i don't remember enough details to find it.
Ishima ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:59:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And when will this be a movie?
the_dayman ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 04:48:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Finally found the source. Probably the next Rome Sweet Rome.
this_is_difficult ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:06:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's absolutely amazing.
dwimoyo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:03:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
well done. well fucking done.
De4con ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:07:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry, he's from the internet.
Bruck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:39:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Beautifully played.
pirateninjamonkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:58:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. Too much Reddit for me. I instantly got the reference.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:09:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was The Doctor you lucky bastard.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:38:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
G-Man?
brennanww ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hope that's real.
luft-waffle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fighter of the night man!
Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
was it like this? http://crap.teurasporsaat.org/images/archive/7136.jpg
newsoundwave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to start doing this.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:47:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:10:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What's it in reference to?
WarPhalange ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:41:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
To something that happened on 4chan of course!
http://crap.teurasporsaat.org/images/archive/7136.jpg
Carrmann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
MADE you sign some tablet?
shadowknife392 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:51:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, he could be from the future
RandomPrecision1 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 04:17:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In 1992, I was 5 years old, and heard about an air show on the radio. I only half-recall it, but I was apparently really worried about someone getting in a plane and crashing shortly after takeoff.
I vividly described a jet taking off, staying low to the ground, passing right over my head, and crashing into the ground nearby.
Wanting to quell my unfounded fears, my mom actually took me to the air show, so I could see that it wasn't all that bad.
Well, about that...
tl;dr - at that very air show, a jet took off, flew low over a field, and crashed into a ditch. Told ya.
aMecksican ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:10:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just about shat myself... As I was reading this Los Angeles, California popped into my head and when I clicked your link I flipped out. Thank you I guess... jerk
scrottie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:07:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
"On Sunday night, after the air show had closed, Smith told his mother he couldn't believe how happy he was." ... the crash was the next day, after the show was over. His parents just wanted to see him off, back to base.
Edit: Also, he never made it off of the ground. He hit the brakes half way down the runway, reverse trusted, ran out of runway, and ejected while still on the ground. The plane exploded when it hit a ditch. Calling you on this one.
toy_monkey ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 05:36:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
There were these kids who took me from my owner and assaulted me and put me in the garbage. While in the landfill, I collected mercury from candescent bulbs and stored it inside of me, so that when I find him again I will be able to poison them. Years later I tracked the people who assaulted me and found one of them in Toronto. He picked me up and put me in a fire. Shouldn't be long.
Diabolicism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:20 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, I wish I could upvote this more. lol
kikibianc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:41 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I actually saw the post this guy is referring to. creepy
evilcupcakes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:22:06 on January 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh, which thread??
kikibianc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:21:29 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one Monkey
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:21:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ill bite...Back in prolly '85 I was like 9 years old. We lived in Florida and my fathers family all lived in Buffalo. It was late, 'round 9-10 oclock when the door bell rang. I ran to the door and pops told me to hold on since it was late. He opened the door while I stood there behind him only to find noone standing at the door. (Im shaking as I type this). My dad stands there for a minute or 2 not really looking around or anything. Out of no where the phone rings, my mother answers it and its my fathers sister in Buffalo. She called to tell my father that his brother Jack just passed away. Freaked all of us out. Of course the thought was that Jack came by to see my dad one last time.
Thraxamer ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:56:35 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Here are a few that I'm sharing:
Least odd bit of these three stories: I attract playing cards and Tarot cards. I just happen upon them, individually. I'll walk down the street, and -- bam! -- I'll spot a card. I've not lived in areas that have a heavy gambling presence, either. I started holding on to them a few years back, and now I have over 2 decks worth of cards.
Somewhat more strange: Understand that I don't talk much about religion or whatnot. I believe such things should be private, as much as possible... that speaking definitively about what is (or is supposed to be) Ineffable is foolishness of the highest order. My wife is non-religious. We have a son. Out of nowhere, when our son was 2, he started talking -- in very specific, articulate terms -- about his previous life... how he died as an old man, the hat he wore, how he felt about the life he lived. He mentioned that he was happy to be with us and that he felt very lucky. My wife and I were floored. We tried to talk to him more about it... ask him questions... but he couldn't remember. His speech became far more appropriate -- less articulate, less focused on abstracts, etc. -- for a 2 year-old. Within a week, he couldn't even remember telling us what he had initially said. EDIT: Also, this was during a time when we didn't have a TV... so no TV shows to influence his young mind.
Stranger still: My paternal grandma was in her 90s. She was doing less well and was, unfortunately, living in a nursing home. It was a nice facility, at least. I was working crunch hours all the time, and I hadn't had an opportunity to visit for months. I had a dream, where I was in a luminous silver fog. I was a point of light in this fog. I saw my grandma, who was also a point of light in the fog. We talked to each other, said our "I love yous," and said goodbye. Then, a fantastically bright light shot up between us like a comet. My grandmother said, "Oh, there goes Fred Rogers! He was such a nice man." I woke up suddenly.
On the way to work, I heard on the radio that Mr. Rogers... Mr. Fred Rogers... had just died.
Two weeks later, my grandma passed away.
I have more stories, as I'm sure we all do. Life is weird, and I love it.
Planet-man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:43:38 on March 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Glad to know, as I interpret this or as it implies, that Mr. Rogers is in heaven. :')
Crystaleyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:08 on February 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Loved this story, so awesome! You'll have to tell us about your other stories. :)
LaceVentura ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 04:17:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 14, I was secretly love with my friend, lets call him Dave Jenkins. At this age, I had a xanga. I came home from school one day, logged into my xanga, and discovered that someone had changed my entire layout to "I LOVE DAVE JENKINS" and even wrote a post about my love for him. Strange this was, I had never told anyone about my feelings for him AND I had never told anyone my password.
Also strange, just five minutes before I stumbled upon this thread, I had thought about that strange occurrence for the first time in years. Weird stuff.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:57:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My bro says, "hi".
RosieRose23 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:12:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just thought about xanga for the first time in years.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:08:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
well kids it lays somewhere between geocities and livejournal.
gt_9000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:34:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How you doin' ?
I am just talking to your other split personality over there ......
Music_Ian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:19:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what happened between you two?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HEY GUYS! SHE HAD ZENGA!!!
leftangles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:10 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you were more obvious with your crush than you thought? I always used to think I was super discreet with my crushes, but everyone knew.
East_Clintwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You might have done this in your sleep.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 07:48:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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Irielle ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:18:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well at least it was a friendly hygienic ghost.
Myyke ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:19:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or his turd was so epic it emerged sentient and flushed itself down the toilet once the coast was clear.
Irielle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:26:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going with your theory.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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DerpTheAllPowerful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
|When I was a kid,
I was probably 6 when it happened.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:09:07 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hate it when people start off like that. "Probably not ever going to be seen by anyone but I'll post it anyways...." Also, you don't end sentences with but. Hurrrrrr.
itgoestheotherwaytoo ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 02:32:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay. In 2009, I performed a show on a boat at the Edinburgh festival. It was a pretty stressful show, the cast were there for ten days, performing 5 shows a day, back to back shuffling back and forth between the boat and our flat with a change of clothes each day so that we could go out straight after thf last show. Anyway, one day we're walking from the boat to the flat and I see a pink sock on the pavement. I pick it up, it's pink with a white cupcake on it. It has to be mine. I have this exact same pair of socks, with me, in Edinburgh, I must have dropped it as it's so close to the boat. The rest of the cast is all grossed out that I'm touching this sock and considering taking it back to the flat, but I'm totally convinced it must be mine. Get back to the flat, and it wasn't. It kind of blew my mind that someone in a small vicinity had the same distinctive socks as me, and proceeded to lose one on my path home. Who loses a sock? So I kept the extra sock, now I have three.
douring ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 03:07:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
YOU SUNOVA BITCH. I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO FIND A MATCHING ONE SINCE.
gwac ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:16:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
gives this woman her fucking sock back you piece of shit, you aren't king of the god damn fucking socks pal! i could literally slap you i'm so roweled up!
space_monster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think you mean 'daughterova bitch' not 'sunova bitch'.
gratefulgrass ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:10:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
or just 'bitch'
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:02:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm really worried that this post is going to convince people that the phrase really is 'sunova bitch' and not 'son of a bitch'. Like all these kids I meet that seem to think 'elemenop' is a letter.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:54:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a "Whoa, wait a minute..." moment for a second there... I forgot there are girls on the internet, too.
thatvoiceinyourhead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not the definition of pink sock that first came to mind....
jp_73 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:27:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was driving home from work on an expressway in Southeastern Wisconsin, kind of in the middle of nowhere. Crossed a bridge over a fairly large river and something ran in front of my car. It was fast as shit and on two legs. It happened so fast I never got a good look at it. There was a car driving next to me and a little behind, he also slammed on his brakes. I am 100% positive it wasn't a deer, and have lived there all my life and never heard of a bear being seen around those parts. This was about 25 years ago, and I think about it often wishing I knew what it was.
jb2386 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:45:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Alien?
_AlphaOmega ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:38:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What are they always doing running across roads playing chicken with cars?
jgnp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:16:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They're dumber than the opossum. I don't think we have much to worry about.
Bluest_waters ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:15:02 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yes, you saw the beast of bray road which does indeed haunt the roads of southeastern Wisconsin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beast_of_Bray_Road
vandelay714 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's a very Squatchy area!
jeexbit ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:40:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Here's mine - I was riding in a bus in Guatemala with a friend having a rather an intense discussion about life experiences - somehow the subject got onto murder and I said something along the lines of "But can you imagine what it would actually feel like have blood on your hands?" (holding my hands out for dramatic effect) and at that exact moment a big drop of blood splashed onto my hands - apparently someone had stowed a freshly killed something (assuming a chicken) in the storage space right above us. Freaked me right the hell out... I don't believe in coincidence - never have, never will. This world is the Matrix...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_%28illusion%29
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:05:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I discovered warping was possible. Building a device to prove it to the world. Almost am 27... either world ends or I kill myself. Guess we'll find out!
nazikungfupandabears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like the start of the show Sliders.
Mephistophellatio ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:10:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was young, maybe 7 or 8, I walked to my friends one Summer morning [as one of us did every morning, we were those "inseparable" kids that happen every now and then] and when I walked into his yard, his dog jumped out of a bush and scared me [it was old and half insane, and had a history of biting]. Well it suddenly stopped barking, and turned back and went under the bush. I stopped where I was on the sidewalk and looked up, and saw above me another Earth. In the sky, as clear as could be, I saw a mirror image of the planet. I recognized the landmasses, and it was rotating slowly. I want to go into more detail, but I don't know how. Close enough for me to not be able to see the entirety of it at once, but far enough away that it wasn't blocking sunlight and the atmospheric perspective was obvious, there was a mirror image of Earth in the sky. My friend came out and asked me why I was standing there like an idiot. I tried to explain it to him, but the mirror image was gone and told me I was stupid.
TLD;DR I saw an alternate dimensional Earth in the sky when I was 8.
styleez ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:17:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Had a shot for shot recollection of a scene from Clockstoppers a solid 4 years before it came out
Loefah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
which shot
d4mini0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I dreamed the entire plot of And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie years before I read it. I was around 6 at the time, and described the whole thing to my mom, every death in order.
pingplong ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:37:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What is this, the Matrix Bug Report system? You don't fool me superunhappyfuntime or should i call you Architect.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:08:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in San Francisco for new years and I bought a coffee. I paid the girl $5.00 and she gave me 2 bills and 57 cents back. It was a quarter, 3 dimes and 2 pennies. I remember exactly because I thought to myself "Why didnt she just give me 2 quarters (and the rest)". I shrugged it off and proceeded to the subway with my friend. When we got into the subway, we were looking around for a kiosk because we didn't know how much the BART would cost (for those who don't know, the BART is SF's subway system or something). Anyway, a homeless man comes up to us and says "hey guys, the subway is free tonight for new years, no worries", he was very well spoken and kind. We said thanks and started to walk away. He asked if we had any spare change and I said "yeah, man, here you go" and gave him the 57 cents. When the BART arrived, my friend and I jumped on and rode to our destination. On the way, though, I reached in my pocket for my phone and felt change. I checked and I had the same odd combination of 1 Quarter, 3 Dimes and 2 Pennies. I double checked and asked my friend if I had given the Homeless man my change. He confirmed that I did. I never had any other change in my pocket, I gave him all that I had and I still cannot figure out how the hell that money was still in my pocket...
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:58:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perusing the local flea market I walk by a table and something catches my eye, they have a baby picture of me (i'm 20 now and when this was happening). I asked if I could have it and they gave it to me, apparently they had found it in a book they had bought 15 years ago and put it there just incase someone saw it.
Phantom_Scarecrow ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:16:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In 1998 I went to Atlantic City for the first time. Won a few times on the slots, cashed out (The machines paid out in quarters), put all the money in my pockets, and went across the street to a different casino. Went up to the cashier's counter, put the quarters back into the bucket from the first casino, and put it on the counter. Cashier looks at the bucket, looks at me, takes 3 quarters out of the bucket, then dumps it into the sorter. Exactly $90 left. How did she know there was 3 quarters too many for an even $10 amount in that bucket, just by looking at it? There is no scale in the counter, she didn't pick it up, and the bucket wasn't even from that casino- it's a different size.
Earthstripe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:42:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, that one kind of makes sense. If they always take out three quarters they will either come out exactly even, or have enough quarters in their hand to make it even. Seems like a smart way to do it!
vxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:25 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You canยดt make an even $10 amount with 3 quarters everytime
Shoenbreaker ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:21:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
When I was ~12, my family and I were at my dads friends house in AZ for some form of party. Out back, they had a pool, a badmitten court, and a large patio. They were pretty affluent, and was a really nice place with a lot of embedded lighting, which is somewhat important.
Anyway, I was playing badminton with someone there for a while, mostly just screwing around and trying to see who could hit the shuttle harder. On one up swing, I caught it with considerable force, and launched it nearly vertical. We waited for a sec, but it never came down. We looked around, and being that there were lots of people, good lighting, and not much shrubbery around, it was odd that no one found it.
We gave up looking, and went about meandering the party.
Fast forward about 45 minutes, and the person I was playing with and I were chilling next to the pool, when there was a sploosh in the water. There was no one in the pool, and no one doing anything odd or throwing anything. We looked in the pool, and there was the shuttle, just chilling. We made sure that no one threw it, or had seen it since we looked for it the first time. It was pretty bewildering at the time, and I still wonder where it went for that span of time.
TL;DR I launched a shuttlecock into suborbit and it came back down next to me. Edit: Spelling
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:16:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, I'm really anal about stuff like this. This really is an engaging post, and I upvoted it accordingly, but "badmitten" is incorrect. It's Badminton.
Again, sorry. I can't hold back sometimes.
Shoenbreaker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:33:31 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, thank you. I don't mind being corrected, as then I won't be incorrect in the future.
Jemstar ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:43:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is a bit all-the-fuck over the place and not the best example of a "glitch in the matrix" per se, but it still makes me go WTF.
Brief backstory: My grandmother was a teacher. For several years, she taught at the school I went to (this was grade school). She had a co-worker, we'll call her Suzanne, who was a fairly new teacher when my grandmother was getting toward retirement age. Many years later, I worked for an AmeriCorps program whose members basically served as teacher's aides in area schools. Turns out Suzanne was still teaching and working at the school where I was placed. (This is relevant, I promise.)
Shortly before I was due to start working there, the principal of the school took me around to introduce me to the teachers. Suzanne remembered me and asked how my grandfather was doing (I guess she still kept in touch with my grandmother occasionally, and at that point my grandfather was near the end of his life and in hospice care).
My grandpa passed away later that week. Weird shit began happening, but that's not the most relevant thing here. It's important to mention that my mom and one of her sisters have this sort of ~psychic thing going on (not reading thoughts or anything, but just... shit with spirits. I don't know exactly how to describe it because I'm a muggle.)
Fast forward to a few months later. One morning, an email went out from the principal notifying everyone that Suzanne would be out for a while because her mother had passed away overnight. My grandmother was out of town, and I gave her a call to let her know in case she would want to send a card.
A few minutes later, I got a call from my mom, asking me what time Suzanne's mom died. I have no idea why she thought I would know that, and I asked why she wanted to know.
Turns out that sometime in the wee hours of the morning, my grandpa had come to my mom, trying to communicate some sort of message to her that she was supposed to let someone know that someone was with him, that it was a woman, and that she was okay. My mom had been confused, since she'd been trying to sleep, so she was trying to tell him to go bother my aunt, who's on the other coast three hours behind us and probably still awake. I guess he did, and in the morning, my aunt had called my mom about it. Neither of them knew anyone who'd been sick or dying or anything, so they were mystified. I guess she'd just talked to my grandma and put enough together to solve the mystery.
My mom told me all this, and I literally fell on the floor wondering WTF is wrong with my family that this weird shit happens (had David After Dentist existed at this point, I would have summed it up with an "Is this real life?").
TL;DR Coworker (who used to work with my grandma) loses her mother, mother's spirit apparently finds my grandpa's spirit because I guess she knew he could contact someone to let her family know she's OK, and apparently I am part of that contact network? O.o
yidnak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:42 on January 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What is David after dentist?
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:53 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
David after Dentist
StubbedToe ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:52:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is gonna get buried but this last summer I was home from college laying in my bed at about 4 am unable to sleep. From my bed you can see out my door, which I leave open (thanks to other experiences in my house), and directly at my little brothers door.I am reading a book and happen to glance out the door and I notice my little brother leave his room and walk into the bathroom. I thought something seemed off but I didn't think anything of it at the time and was finally able to sleep. I woke up the next morning and realized what was bugging, my brother had just had extensive surgery on his foot and was in a cast and on crutches. But the "brother" I had seen was walking perfectly fine, no cast at all. Not the first doppelganger that I have seen walking around my house but still bugs me every time.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:56 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why does it bug you? What was it about that image leaving his room that allowed you to sleep?
ATyrannosaurusRex ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:00:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Joking around with a girlfriend we played "tarrot" with a deck of standard playing cards. Essentially we pulled nine cards and made up a story to go along with the cards we picked.
First I did one for her, she didn't like my story so she knocked all the cards off the table. After picking them all back up then shuffling them around a bit she started doing one for me. The first card she picked out was the same as I'd picked, the trend continued for 8 more cards. The same cards in the same order despite what most people would consider a thorough shuffling.
Being acquainted with statistics we were both flabbergasted and really didn't know what to say other than comment on how fucking bizarre it was.
JFSOCC ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:01:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will probably get lost in the flood of comments, with me being so late, but here goes.
When I was younger me and my family used to go to the south of France for the holidays, my mom and dad had one of those tents that folds out of a cart thingies (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/Vouwwagen.jpg) during one of the nights sleeping there I had a weird dream, I saw a boy, a little bit older than me, looking at me with intense fear, and he started howling in a weird way, all the while reaching out towards me. I saw the surroundings clearly as well. freaky dream, I woke up, told my father, just a bad dream.
Move to the next day, My dad had a tendency to take me on adventures (long walks enjoying the surrounding countryside that inevitably ended up in a place where you could have lunch) and that day was no different, except my mother went along. Oh yeah, I forgot, I was on a bicycle during my dream, on the back. So, because my mother went along, and her constitution wasn't the same as mine or my fathers, we took our bikes. we only had space for two bikes I think, because I recall having a bike, but not with me.
after a long ass walk, we got to this hill, and I was tired enough to take the back seat of my mothers bike, when all of a sudden, I recognise where we are, and there is that damn boy, looking at me with that intense look, reaching out to me, and howling weirdly.
his mother rushed out, started talking with my mother. Years later I learned that the boy was autistic, and wasn't allowed to ride bicycles because of the dangers, but really wanted to. He wasn't fearfully reaching out to me, but longingly to the bike.
but it all had gone exactly like I dreamt. I know I haven't mixed the order of the dream and the event, because my dad confirmed it for me that I had the dream before we came across the autistic boy.
I've had some other weird stuff happen, not much, but this is my biggest "glitch in the matrix" story.
dudeguy1234 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:44:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So, I'm reading this thread last night -- it keeps me up until about 4 in the morning. I wake up, check Reddit, and start reading it again. Before I do this, however, I call a cab to go home (around 8:30 am, according to my phone). I have a brief conversation with the lady at the cab company and distinctly remember her having some trouble with the spelling of the street I'm on. She asks how I plan to pay, I say cash, she says to wait for her call. An hour passes. At this point, I'm pretty pissed so I check my phone: 9:39 am. I call back, speak to the exact same lady (I had a conversation with her and remember her voice pretty distinctly) and say "I ordered a cab from you specifically about an hour ago, do you remember?" She says, "I'm sorry, sir, but I never spoke to you. However, we do have a record that you called and cancelled your cab." I check my phone -- no outgoing or incoming calls since the initial one.
Weird.
SelectiveCoal ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:47:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was young(around 6), my favorite action figure was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle in an astronaut suit, Raphael to be specific. One night after a long day of turtle power space exploration, I set the toy down in its usual spot on my book shelf and went to sleep. I awoke in the middle of the night with an urge to pee. When I flipped on the light I proceeded to look at the shelf and lo and behold, there were now two of the same exact action figures standing side by side. I was astonished and went back to sleep figuring during my spaceflight that day I must have opened up some sort of wormhole.
TL;DR: TMNT space cloning
altxatu ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:03:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This seems silly, but it's our story and deserves to be told. Maybe someone else will understand.
My friend and I have some kind of weird psychic connection. I've known him for right around 25 years now, we have similar dreams, when we're around each other we don't really talk much, we know what the other person is thinking most of the time. It's not perfect, and I'm never sure if I really know what he's thinking. It's just a gut feeling, "oh, X is thinking about going to y restaurant." Now normally I would chalk it up to coincidence, or mentioning said restaurant in conversation at some point. But happens with most things. When my mother was diagnosed with breast cancer, I called him after I called my wife. He already knew. He said it just came to him, and he was waiting for my phone call.
Now about our dreams, we both dream about events in the future. Just about every night since I can remember. Normally they're just a snapshot of an event. Like reading a paragraph from a book. You know what's going on, but you don't have any context to explain it, and unless someone mentions the date, or there is a calander around I don't know when it'll happen. Honestly I'm waiting for a dream that doesn't happen. I'm hoping one day I just won't know. My friend has these same types of dreams, his usually involve more important events. When we compare our dreams it's like he the next paragraph. It completes the picture. The really frustrating thing is, no matter how much we know we can't change most things. I've gotten to the point where I can manipulate the events in dream, and I let them play out so if I realize I'm in that event I can change it from it's original outcome to something more favorable for all involved. Some things I can't change no matter what events I change in-dream. The best I can do so far is change how that one event plays out. I don't know if it changes anything else. Normally I have a gut feeling that doing one thing is favorable over another. No rhyme or reason.
I wish it were as cool as it sounds. I once tried to see if I could get lottery numbers, it didn't work. I'm almost 30 now, and I have two or three of these dreams a night. Some days it feels like I'm living in a fog of deja vu. When that happens it doesn't feel like your life. It feels like someone else is controlling everything and you're just an animal in a larger unseen system. It pretty much sucks. Mostly because the events are easily predictable (generally), and how can I prove it to myself that I'm not slowly losing my grip on sanity? I can't prove anything, because I've tried. I want to prove this, I want to show it to the world. I want science to understand what's going on. I'm the kind of person that if I saw a bigfoot or something I'd kill it so we can study it, and prove that this is in fact what I saw.
One of my dreams last night, wasn't me though. It was someone else in a big city. They were debating getting a soft pretzel or a hot dog as a quick snack. If they choose the hot dog (the superior choice in my book) an old woman will try to cross the road but a bus running a yellow light will hit her/clip her. She'll fall down and die. A little kid on the buss will see this and it'll fuck him up. If they choose the soft pretzel they'll be in line to cross before the old woman, and she won't be able to cross until everyone else crosses. The man will see the buss and see it's going to fast to stop, so he won't cross and indirectly save this woman's life. The boy won't see anything traumatic and he'll be fine. For some reason the boy is important. i think it's because he has a high capacity for violence. Really I don't know. See how vauge that is? What city was it? It was either in the US or Western Europe. That's pretty much all I know. No dates, no time frame. Despite being as specific as I'm able it's still not clear. Why wasn't it me? Am I supposed to tell the story to other people? Is my role just to write the story here, and the person it's supposed to affect will see it and remember it? how can I be certain it was a dream of future events and not just a regular old dream? It's frustrating. Very frustrating.
Lady_Underhill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:55 on March 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did your friend have a dream that night too? Did it give more context?
altxatu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:46 on March 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know once in awhile he does, and it hasn't yet. It's other equally vague info. You might see letters or signs, or a common ethnicity but often I have no idea where it could be.
Lady_Underhill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:20 on March 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How curious...
altxatu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:11 on March 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're telling me. It's also frustrating as hell. I'm honestly thankful that for the most part the dreams aren't anything special or interesting. I'm not sure how I would handle it if every dream was about someone dying, or some big life altering event. If I thought there was something big going down, I'd do my best to prevent it.
ClevelandFrown ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:17:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure this will get buried... but this one really freaked me out.
My friends and I decided to drive to Washington D.C. for the Stewart/Colbert rally and stay in town for the weekend. After the rally was over, the hundreds of thousands of people decided to disperse through the city, making it pretty impossible to be anywhere without a million people there.
We happened to pass a psychic shop somewhere in the city while on the hunt for food, and I jokingly said I should go in and have my fortune told (Not my type of thing to do, ever). We all dismissed it and kept walking.
30 minutes and 10 blocks later we're waiting in line for a restaurant and a small boy (probably 7 or 8) that is completely unsupervised walks down the street, stops directly next to me, and hands me a business card. I swear he didn't look at or say another word to anyone else and continued on his way.
I looked down at the business card and it was for the very psychic shop that I joked about visiting. Super freaky.
T0ASTICL3S ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:58:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should have gone after getting the business card!
lesiki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Jeez.. that's fucking scary
Oh_hell_naw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:45 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You did not go?
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:39 on February 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you go?
InVultusSolis ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:43:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened a long time ago, but is no less freaky. I can remember every detail to this day.
My dad used to play in bands by night and watch me by day, while my mom worked. Therefore, he was often tired during the day, so he'd take me to the playground and sleep on the bench while I played. This happened on a perfectly clear, warm, sunny day. My dad took me to the park and passed out as usual. I was about 3 or 4 years old at the time.
If you played on an American playground in the late 80's, you'll know this piece of equipment. It's basically a vertical tube shaped like an old telephone handset that's used to climb from one level of the playground gear to another. I remember climbing inside from the bottom, but when I came out the top, instead of being outdoors I was inside a small, confined area (about 4 ft square) which was the same plastic material as the playground equipment. I also seem to remember after crawling into it, the way I came in disappeared behind me. The "front" of this small area then opened into a tranquil house. I remember crawling into a room with beige carpet, blue gingham curtains, dark wooden trim on the walls, and a picture window/sitting area window box with a bunch of stuffed animals in it. Sunlight was coming in through the window and I could see blue sky. I looked to my left and I could see a kitchen, to my right a living room. I looked around and saw an intercom on a wall only a foot off the floor, next to the plastic playground equipment entrance. I crawled over to it and pushed the button. A male voice said something to me, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was. After being there for a few minutes, I was told by the voice on the intercom to crawl back into the playground equipment entrance. When I did, I was able to crawl back down through the tube and back into the playground, where I found my dad still sleeping on the bench.
So what the fuck was this? This wasn't anything like anything else I've seen in this thread. This wasn't just a couple of small items being displaced... I completely moved to a different location for an unknown reason. My best theory is that I may have passed out inside the tube and had a quick dream. That's what I've always told myself. However, I remember having dreams from back then, and I remember that this didn't seem like a dream at all. There was no sleep. I remember being lucid the entire time.
I'm about ready to file it under "I DON'T KNOW THEREFORE ALIENS" category unless anyone has a better theory.
latis213455 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:41:11 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I find this story the weirdest, because nothing explains it apart from you dreaming... which I really really hope you were.
InVultusSolis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:48:53 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Since I remember being lucid the entire time, it's entirely possible that the whole day was a dream. That's about the only reasonable explanation I can come up with. But still, I had some freaky-ass dreams at that age, and I remember them as that: dreams. I seriously do not remember this as a dream.
latis213455 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:35:02 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You were momentarily plucked from our existence, much like a baby wolf can be; bagged, tagged and returned. Are you otherwise an unremarkable person?
PwnzillaGorilla ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:33:10 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My friend and I have a regular habit of driving up to Chicago to various concerts throughout the school year and driving back the same night. The three-four hour drive was always fun, but almost every time I would fall asleep on the way back for the last 45 minutes or so.
This one night after watching Japandroids play at Schuba's, we drove home through a torrential downpour the likes I hadn't previously seen. My buddy always gave me shit for never staying up with him the entire way so I was determined to prove him wrong... and failed in spectacular fashion. I kinda wonder how I fell asleep through the thunder and loud rain constantly pelting the truck, cuz it was loud as HELL. The last thing I remember was him saying something to the effect of, "I didn't think you'd fall asleep THIS early..." and then I was out like a light.
My buddy shouts "Holy fucking shit dude wake up and check this out!" I jolt awake. It's 4 am. We're on the interstate close to home and the rain looks like it's coming down even HARDER than it previously was. I look ahead and can't believe what I see.
In the oncoming lane underneath an overpass to a country road is a completely overturned semi and trailer, bits of rubber and twisted metal strewn about the asphault, broken glass everywhere. How can I see rubber and metal and glass everywhere? Because everything was on fire. In the rainstorm sent by Poseidon himself. And I'm not talking like a little brush fire or a stove-top fire; it looked like someone threw fucking napalm on this 18-wheeler. This thing was ENGULFED. The flames licked up high into the night and were starting to spread up onto the overpass. I couldn't tell if there were people inside but my heart was in my throat the entire time. My friend and I were speechless and drove on in silence and amazement at what we saw and didn't really speak of it until a few weeks later.
But you know what the kicker was? There was no one else, and I do mean NO ONE, there on the interstate save for me and my friend. No cops. No firemen. No EMS. No lights or sirens. Not even passing pedestrians on our side of the road or the other. Just us speeding past a lonely, flaming heap in the middle of the storm of the summer.
What really made this shit real for me was how I couldn't find any news about this on any of the local news channels or newspapers. Google turned up nothing about a semi or trailer fire in my area later than about 2003 (and this happened just a few months ago). I told friends about this fire and no one believed me. Even the guy who saw it with me is starting to have doubt that it actually happened or that he wants to completely forget about it--when I asked if he heard any news about it a few days after the fact, he said (quite sarcastically) that it was filled with a bunch of Mexican migrant workers that the CIA took out. Obviously he was being a dick for dick's sake, but the fact that he would gloss over what we saw simultaneously gives me the creeps and makes me very suspicious.
I took a trip the next afternoon back to the spot where we saw it. There was no trace of any accident. I didn't see burn marks from the fire or any pieces of semi. I don't know what to believe anymore.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:46:25 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THEN WHO WAS FIRE?!
PwnzillaGorilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:57 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dunno if anyone was...
Reanderthal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:03 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
no offense but you're a total douche for not calling 911 :\
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Kitty_Genovese
PwnzillaGorilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:54 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know, man. I've never felt right about not calling someone. It's no excuse I know. I wish I could go back and do better. I learned a little bit more about myself that night. Never again.
Reanderthal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:40:05 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thats good. Sorry for calling you a douche lol
RebelWithoutASauce ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:55:31 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So, once when I was about 15 years old, I went down into a room in my parent's house with a book. The room somehow insulated against my half-deaf's mother's television and the sounds of the city. The one unusual feature of this room was a mirror, covering most of one of the walls of the room. It was made up of 2 foot sections since it was a very old mirror.
It was the middle of the day, but I planned to be reading there for awhile so I walked toward the lamp to turn it on. I was reaching to turn on the lamp when I thought I saw something in the mirror.
I looked over and saw my reflection in the mirror, along with that of a tall man (maybe a bit taller than me, but much thinner) standing beside me. Since I had not seen any man IN THE DIRECTION I WAS REACHING INTO I looked beside me. I was relieved to find nothing there. I was already thinking "Wow that was weird...must have been some synapses misfiring." Then I looked back at the mirror.
The man was still standing there beside me, even though there was nothing next to me. I stared at him. He was tall, blond, and wearing a black 3-piece suit with a tie. And his eyes were looking into mine.
I stood there for a few moments, just staring, trying to understand what I was seeing. He just stared, not like he was a frozen image, but as if he were just looking curiously at me.
So after perhaps 20 seconds of bafflement I took a step back, turned around and ran upstairs. I luckily was not alone and my mother was upstairs. I just started yelling in horror and tried to tell her about the man where there was no man. I am generally a calm person, even in danger, so instead of thinking the house was being broken into she thought I had abruptly gone insane because she had never seen me display such fear or emotion.
I could not be coerced to go in that room or even walk past the doorway for a month or two; I just used the side door always to avoid having to go near it. I would even come out the side door to answer the doorbell.
So awhile later I went in there to see someone who was visiting. Nothing weird happened, although I kept looking at that large mirror waiting for something to happen.
A few weeks later I went in the adjacent room to get something. I glanced over and saw something sitting on the rug in that room with the mirror. It is directly in the center of the room. I walked in and it and it looked like a piece of a fur coat (there was a falling apart fur coat in a nearby closet) so, I picked it up. Dead squirrel.
No wounds, or apparent reason why it died or how it got in. I was a bit upset because I used to have several pet squirrels when I was younger.
I have never had any hallucinations like this that I am aware of. I often wonder how it happened. To this day (many years later) I do not keep mirrors anywhere but the bathroom.
TL;DR Mirror malfunctioned.
lolmossad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:05 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
but you were fine enough with mirrors before ot go into sucha room?
how many mirrors did you own in yoro own room beofre?
RebelWithoutASauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:30 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to actually be very entertained by mirrors, especially mirrors across from each other creating an endless hallway effect. The room had always seemed a bit weird because of its construction and how quiet it always was. However, the huge mirror didn't bother me. I was going to be sitting on a couch right against it to read.
I had a mirror in my bedroom before that, not afterward. Now that I live on my own (I'm 26 years old currently) I have a mirror in the bathroom and nowhere else. I got into the habit of not having them around, they still make me a bit uneasy if I am alone; who knows what I might see?
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:56:45 on March 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Terrifying. Especially the aftermath.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:46:12 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am mid thirties and still trying to make sense of what happened when I was about 8 years old. I spoke to people about it, researched and came up with some possibilities but everything is purely speculative. So here is the story.
About 1983 Eastern Europe. I am about 8 years old in a swing with a friend. We are standing up facing each other. The friend is about 11 years old. We start making the swing go higher and higher. A second later.......I am a few tens of feet behind the swing, watching trough a covered trellis grapevine my friend swinging full force. I realize that if I was projected from the swing I should be hurt. I realize I am standing on both legs and I am completely unharmed. To end up in that place, I would've perhaps had to be projected from the swing head first and landed somewhere near due to gravitation, not several tens of feet away, come trough the trellis and turn out facing the swing. My friend gets off the swing and told me I totally disappeared. I ran to tell my parents , my Dad patted me on the head and said to his visiting friends "Kids". It was a misty, coldish day late fall, early winter. Glitch in the matrix or teleportation of some sort?
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:26:28 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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DickMcCockpunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:12 on April 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're probably right about them being high, they could have been on anything and then both of them could have hallucinated seeing a really big dude next to you. It isn't uncommon for two or more people to be high on hard drugs and start seeing the same thing.
LaurenLuba ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:15:08 on January 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About six months ago, my husband and I woke up and went into the living room. We live in an old house, and in order to shut the doors, you have to slam them. So as I left the bedroom, I slammed the door shut. A few hours later, I had to get ready for work. So I headed back to our bedroom, but could only open the door a couple of inches. Our bed had somehow been pushed up against the door. I had to use my body weight to push the bed away with the door. No one had been in or out of that room since we'd left it that morning.
A few days ago, I was in my bedroom closet. I was crouched down getting socks out of a bin that sits on the floor. Suddenly, a small white crate full of pictures fell directly on top of my head, scaring the crap out of me and littering pictures all over the floor. The crate had been sitting squarely on a shelf at the top of my closet- not over the lip of the shelf at all. There was no reason for it to fall. Creeped me out royally.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 04:30:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Was driving my car, looked at my hand. Saw it melting away in my mind. Thoight it was weird. Later that day, burned my hand, some skin melted right off.
Again, driving my car, smoking a cigarette. Thought of myself driving and my head bursting into flames. Thought it was weird. Threw cigarette out window. Flew back in. Landed in hood of my coat. Caught my hair on fire.
After that I try to not let my mind wander too far while driving.
3.Woke up from a horrible dream of my ex boyfriend with his new girlfriend. knew nothing about her at the time (they lived on the other side of the country), contacted him when I woke up and told him what had happened in my dream and his girlfriends name. Everything I had dreamt had happened during the time I was dreaming, girlfriends name was right.
4.about 4 years old, sitting on the couch in my basement eating an orange flavor ice. to the right of me was an unfinished part of the basement, where the laundry room was. out of nowhere it felt like something was pushing on my head to look into that part of the basement. Tried to fight it but my head wouldn't stop turning. When I finally gave in, my head turned all the way to the right and I shut my eyes as tight as I could and ran upstairs from memory of the houses layout. No idea wtf happened there.
edit: spelling, was on my phone. added two more stories.
Clairvoyant_Legacy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:36:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's what you get for littering.
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OF ALL THINGS THAT COULD TURN THE UNIVERSE AGAINST ME
NovelDame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:34:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Best moral of the story Ive read all night. Almost wet myself from laughing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha glad you liked it. I've got a lot more but I was on my phone at the time (see:typos. wtf is a gead) so I only posted those two.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:44:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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robutmike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:15:14 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
very cool story. A small note because I made this mistake for years before my wife finally told me: Mortified means embarrassed or humiliated. Go look it up. I didn't believe it, always thought it meant "mortal terror" nope, I felt like an idiot. Hope it saves you some embarrassment at some point.
stopitrightmeow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Paranormal activity. Make him watch
DaNReDaN ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:06:32 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Preparing for burial under 14k+ comments. Not my story so i cant vouch on the credibility, but here is a strangely matrix related story i was told by my Uncle only last week:
This happened to a group of his friends, who in winter (snowing) went white water rafting on a mountain. It was a long long river. About halfway down (i cant remember how he said it happened) their raft became deflated and they had to get onto land. It was getting dark and they had no food and they didn't take mobiles for obvious reasons. They could have easily frozen to death if it wasn't for one of the group who started trekking through the forest. After a while he came across a single phone booth, which as he got to it started to ring. He answered it and there was a man on the other line. The man on the other side was confused when he answered and he said something along the lines of "How are you answering this phone? No one is supposed to answer this phone". It turns out the man on the other end worked for some kind of weather station and he calls that phone twice a day and it sends back weather data or something along those lines. So they got rescue help from the weather man and all was well.
Planet-man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:08:28 on March 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha. "Mr. Wizard, get me out of here!"
Wubbledaddy ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:18:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sitting in the car with my dad and my sister. When suddenly they stop talking, I look out the window and the car next to us is completely still. My iPod is still playing and I could still move, but everything else was frozen. about 5 seconds later everything was normal and when I told my dad and my sister, they thought I was crazy.
TL:DR I froze time.
Diabolicism ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:21:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's okay you haven't been the only one to have something like this happen to you. This has happened to me and a friend of mine while sitting in KFC. Music stopped, people stopped, and the cars outside stopped. VERY surreal experience with a witness to boot.
jb2386 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:08:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sure you weren't high? This happens to me when I'm high, everything slows down to almost still, then speeds up again really fast.
Wubbledaddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:54 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was coming home from school, completely clean(and sober).
ShanghaiBebop ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:08:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 6, I was watching this weird transformer series (transformers: beast wars), and then after watching one episode, I decided to draw a transformer. 2 days later, the transformer I drew appears on the show. I swear it was same down to the exact detail.... it really freaked me out.
kyrie-eleison ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:52:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Great show. Do you remember which Transformer?
ShanghaiBebop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:17 on January 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was transmetal 2 cheetor (if I remember correctly).
SandySin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:55:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I loved beast wars :)
SourVinDiesel93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:31:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
commercial/preview you accidentally forgot about?
JustLookWhoItIs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You must have been a really artistically talented 6 year old.
OrangeWool ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:00:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
did you draw Optomis Prime?
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:18:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't realize there were secret integers other than bleem.
Leafsfan83 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:34:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand the ending. Its probably really simple, but I'm tired, so I don't feel like trying.
gefish ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:25:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'll help you out then.
Spoilers (it's a nice short story)
Bleem is between 3 and 4. Tomlin describes there being "3 small dark objects" on the desk. Gene picks up one of these 3 dark objects and eats it. When Tomlin looks back at the table there are 3 jelly beans sitting there. The bean that Gene ate was the integer between 3 and 4.
Ryugi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:27:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that was a fun read.
iamatfuckingwork ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 03:07:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There was this kid in my 10th grade class who would sometimes mention that he was a time traveler. He was definitely the weird kid, the rest of us played it off as some weird sense of humor or something. Anyways, we have this photo of the whole class to do for the year book, and this kid starts insisting that he cannot be in it because he's a time traveler and it'll fuck up his shit. The teacher told him the picture wasn't optional, but the kid kept insisting that he couldn't be in it and actually got pretty mad. In the end, someone took a picture of him separately against his will and pasted it in. Weird dude.
mriparian ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 04:08:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
YOU DID WHAT?! YOU FOO-
Log2 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:15:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And so, they have doomed all humanity.
DanteShamest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was his name Marty McFly?
pirateninjamonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And that is why there isn't a base on the moon yet. Thanks a lot!
corysgro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can just see this little kid saying "You're going to fuck up my shit!"
[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 03:09:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only one who always look at the clock at 9:11? I always look over in school or at home and see its 9:11. Creepy as fuck.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:57:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably due to heightened awareness of the number. Ever notice how when you learn a new word, you hear it everywhere? Same with the clock. You won't remember when you glance at the clock and its 2:56 pm, but a significant number like 911 or 9/11 will make you notice it.
lostcause028 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:22:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
for me its always 11:34
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 04:10:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 04:31:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i believe shit just got real
wolfx ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:52:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
SAME FUCKING SHIT HERE.
It used to happen all the time, every night almost. I would be lying in bed, asleep or not, and I would look at the clock. Which happened to be above and behind my head, so I would see it upside-down. Every damn night for years I would see "hE:ll" staring back at me.
It freaks me out that other people have this same problem.
HiddenKrypt ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:50:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god me too. For a little while it was 1138, but then it shifted back to 11:34. I've been noticing that for years now. I've been studing psychology (have finished all the classes in my psych minor), I understand the confirmation bias, but really this stands out. I don't look at the clock that often. I stop and wonder, "hey, what time is it?" I pull out my phone or lean over to see the microwave and there's 11:34 staring at me.
Nondualbliss ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:22:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
11:34 happens to me too. I usually catch it once a day. And I have, literally, for years.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:49:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, it's always 11:34 for me. And apparently several others.
NovelDame ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:44:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same. 11:34. twice a day. Even while crossing time zones.
grgbndkng ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:20:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
34 minus 11 is the number 23.
oph1uchus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
holy shit! i was going to say the same thing! this has happened to me since as far back as i can remember. i casually mentioned it to a friend years ago who pointed out that it does in fact spell "hell" upside down, which made it even more eerie. i'm not the type of person to be constantly checking the clock either. i'm so fucking glad i'm not the only one. are we the minions of satan, orr..?
*EDIT-THIS is the first thing in the entire thread to give me goosebumps all over my body. i even had to wake my boyfriend up to tell him how crazy this is to me. i need answers!
blackparade ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:29:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you are not alone
prasoc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:13:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's called confirmation bias. Basically, you don't notice when you look at the clock at any other time, only at 9:11.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:47:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well I for one believe in the Ladder to Heaven
Ooh yeah yeah yeah, 9-11
I said 9-11 9-11 9-11 9, 9-11
BjornToDie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:09:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That happens to me quite a bit.
LennyNero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've been noticing clocks at 9:11 since I was in elementary school in the 80s. It has been the weirdest thing ever. My gf even says that it is uncanny that I'll be speaking to her sometimes and suddenly stop, take out my phone and bam. 9:11.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, you too. What does it mean. I've been doing it since 1996.
Jasd1234 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
mine is 13:37, not even joking. I do this about 3 or 4 times a week and gets on my nerves sometimes.
azgeogirl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:27:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
9:11, 12:34 and my birthday 9:24.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:13:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And this started way before 2001 for the record.
What the actual fuck?
isny ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:31:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
12:34 here.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
same with me. And its not just looking at the clock. Ill consistently get calls and texts at 12:34
frequentpooper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:54:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa. I get the 12:34 thing all the time. Freaky.
rauelius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I see 11:11, 1:11, 5:55 etc all the time myself. Even seeing 12:34 is a thing! I've been told that when you see that, it's the Universe/Higher Self/God, telling you to pay attention or really think about the thought you just had. I've also used it for making wishes...with no rememberable success.
brodog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Used to happen to me, but I forget what time it was. 11 something.
TheMidstOfIt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap. This happens to me, exactly. It happened so often that I actually mentioned it out loud to my roommate. I think maybe it's because we've been conditioned to notice numbers that say 9 11. It's like a "buzz number". I guess that's what it is...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah me too. I think I just look at the clock a lot throughout the day but it doesn't register until I see a number that has meaning to it like that.
furrytoothpick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
3:33 has haunted me for many, many years.
aBEARica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
1:37. I was thinking one night about how it's 75% leet, and it has stuck ever since.
SheCallsMeCaptain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
12:34 for me.
randumnumber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I catch triplets a lot 1:11 2:22 3:33 4:44 5:55 sometimes 11:11
k2cougar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For me, its 8:08. Twice a day every day. I think of that bassnectar song every time.
daybreaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit. just posted mine about 10:17 before I scrolled down this far.
mollymcbutter1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I always look at the clock at the 11th minutes, i.e., 9:11, 3:11, 12:11 etc. It happens so much that I named it the curse of the elevens.
RauncheyChauncey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have been trying for several years to get away from that.
Quarzac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Always 9:11. I kinda write it off as habit at this point. I have a pretty good internal clock, so I figure I just do it subconsciously.
iamaravis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
12:17
SaintAtomsk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do this multiple times a day, as in more than two. I look at the clock "oh its 9:11 p.m. I think its weird how that keeps happening" I think to myself. 20 minutes later I look back and its still 9:11. Look at my phone and its like 9:30, look back at clock and its fixed itself.
OrangeWool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. It's a number. It's the emergency hotline in America, and the month/day arrangement of the number would show the day a large terrorist attack took place on US soil. It's still just a number.
-Slenderman- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I get 12:34 and I usually wake up at 3:17am and then fall back asleep.
sindizzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happens to me too.
FifthElement ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's the number I see on my clock the most frequent when looking up. And also, my birthday is on 9/11.
The_Orville_Brothers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
mine is 3:11
reedingisphun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly always look when it's 4:20... however I am a smoker so I probably just trained myself back when i thought smoking at 4:20 was cool.
salathiel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do this! It's so creepy! I had to check just now to make sure it wasn't. It's like my internal clock knows and says, "Alright, it's 9:10. Don't look at the clock... Wait for it... Now!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For me it's 11:17. Which spells Lill. AH!
ladysansa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
11:52
It's a friend's fault. I now see the number everywhere.
nutfortuna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's 10:31 for me.
MercyRose1010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes!!!! I see those numbers so many times a week, I can't believe it happens to somebody else too!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think you just make note of it more often when it's 9:11. I do the same thing but I never did it before 9/11. That particular sequence of numbers has taken on a new meaning for me personally and for many people.
JaLhUp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Must Be
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
4:20 for me, bro
nothing429 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:46:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Checking in. Two years ago it happened nearly every other day to me. 9:11.
SexySaxManLove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
holy fuck me too. I always explained it away that in the timezone where I live it's 9:11 when I look, but in the time zone where I was born its 11:11 and I really want to make that wish. Now that I'm in college in yet another time zone, I don't see the 9:11 anymore. At all. I'll always be off just a little. It's weird.
efice32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's 3:11 for me. Doesn't matter a.m. or p.m.
prasoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just checked my clock. It's actually 3:11pm in the UK at the moment. whaaaaat is happening???
ConfusedByPans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't happen often anymore but it's 9:26 for me. Which is my birthday. So I always assumed that was why.
cheestaysfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:28:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to comment on this to say that this always happens to me, except with the time 3:26. I shit you not I just looked at my clock and it's 3:26.
writngrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, same for me.
fortycakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:11:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reading this, I checked my clock and it was 11:09 O_o
Alien_Prober ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I get something similar. Happens all the time but once at work. I was restocking shelves and had my back to the store. I don't know why, it's not like a 'look round now' feeling, more a my body just turns and looks round without my thoughts or desire to do so, and someone I know is always right there. It's like I can somehow know they are there and automatically look round at the perfect time. But it always happens. It's weird
TVsNoah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is just because those numbers have special meaning to you, so you take note when you see them, other times you look at a clock it does not register a special. I had the same issue with 3:16, but it was because I was a stone cold Steve Austin fan.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever heard of the movie 11/11/11? It's about a boy who turns 11 on 11/11/11, he always has shit happen to him at 9:11 or 11:11 o'clock, and on the day of his birthday it's supposed to be, essentially, the New World Order. Your post just reminded me of the movie, I don't think it was in theaters but I know it's on Netflix.
angeliswastaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
10:52
navarone21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
3:33AM and PM Every fucking day.
G-Bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:38 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope...Me too...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
4:16...which is coincidently my birthday.
miss_j_bean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:57:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I seem to always catch 4:10 (my birthday) and 11:06. It's weird because never 4:09 or 4:11 and never 11:05 or 11:07.
I also always look at the smoke detector when it blinks and my husband thinks I'm making it up because he's never seen it blink. It's like think geek's annoy-a-tron, it doesn't blink at regular intervals, only when I look at it.
cheeseandjam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's 4:16 for me RIGHT NOW...
solarxpower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of, 4:19 for me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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darwinopterus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:49:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same here.
I'm guessing you like the Strokes.
k2cougar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:51:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We could go and get '40s
darwinopterus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:46:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck going to that party.
Dazeuda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
3:11 haunted me for a good five years or so. It was super annoying.
Scherzkeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever made out in dark hallwaaays?
redweasel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
With me it's 11:34. Damn, you're five minutes early tonight.
Cazallum ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:36:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
11:37 for me.
fuzzzone ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:39:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
6:04 for me.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:39:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
3:33
Damonoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
1:17 or 11:17 for me, in fact I notice the the number 117 almost everywhere lately
primetime124 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:26:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I always look and its 4:20. I'm not even kidding,its like fate is telling me to smoke weed,so I oblige.
kbjwes77 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:24:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That A L W A Y S happens to me, either 9:11, or 7:47. without fail. I am not on any type of schedule either, so it is completely random...
4r10r5 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:20:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I was on vacation, in a hotel room, I looked in the mirror and I was certain I looked like my uncle. Creeped me out that night, creeped me out more when I learned my uncle had died that day. To make things even stranger I had only met* this uncle a handful of time with the last time being years ago.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:28:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I sometimes have future deja vu. It feels like I've been in a situation before, and later, typically years later, that same scenario will play out, and I will feel like I've been in it before. Repeat until brain is fried.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:04:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not alone.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:38:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
One time my friend had a piece of metal in his hand about the length of his forearm and proceeded to throw it at the ground. We saw it hit the grass but never found it. It fell straight down onto the ground but we spent 20 minutes combing the surrounding 30-40 feet of his backyard. Then his dad mowed the entire lawn. No hits on the underside of the mower, no holes in the ground. Nothing. We never found it.
HMN142 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This may not be all that weird. Having worked on a archery range, arrows that missed that target could sometimes go so far into the ground that they would never be seen for ever again and those things have neon colored fletchings.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:47:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This was someone else's glitch the Matrix, so it could be a lie, but she seemed to believe it.
I used to work at a preschool. A (really funny looking, I'm not gonna lie) little boy started new at our school, and one of my coworkers seemed freaked out by him. She told us that the week before, she had a dream about a house full of ghosts that she was going through and one of the ghosts was that exact kid.
accretion ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:34:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in highschool, my 9th grade class went on a backpacking trip in the Gila wilderness. We were in groups of 10-15 students. At the end of the second day, we had just finished hiking up a mountain, and stopped at a campsite. I was sitting by myself on a log, taking in the scenery, while everyone else was getting water, setting up tents, etc. As I looked around, I became fixated on one of the aspens. I sort of stared at if for maybe 5 seconds or so, like one does when they space out for a second. Next thing I know, there's a large CRACK and a rustle. The tree starts shrinking. It took me a second to realize it was falling directly at me (we were all far enough away from it thankfully, it was a distance off).
It was really bizarre, I thought I had super powers.
tl;dr went on a hike, sat down and stared at a tree for a few seconds, when it suddenly fell directly at me.
yeebok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Watch it, they can be taller than they seem.
Spiffu ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:03:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have epilepsy, what I experience is where "glitch in the matrix" stories come from.
puffafosh ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:40:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
man, this thread - so many NOPE's were had :<
Grande_Rouge ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:53:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was once driving down the highway in my parents family van avec the family. I was looking out the window while driving north and I swear I saw bushes and trees load into the background. I was watching the area and suddenly the bushes and shit appeared. Shit was wack
DMSO ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:03:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
upvote for use of avec
midoriw ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:17:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TL;DR - My boyfriend and I have bumped into each other at least twice before actually meeting in 2008.
In June '06, we were both in Frankfurt with our families during the World Cup. Neither of us were there to actually attend, we just happened to be in town. He was in the lobby of his hotel, I was leaving a restaurant. We can both remember a specifically rowdy and drunk bunch of Portuguese men leaving a bar, flags draped around their bodies, and busting out into "Ole ole ole ole, Portugal Portugal".
From my point of view, after the group passed I noticed a kid with an Apple laptop (they weren't ubiquitous then) covered in stickers. No eye contact, no meeting. Bf shows me an old album later and the laptop I saw is his. He doesn't remember seeing me, but some other time later he mentioned in passing that he had weird thoughts about having a girlfriend with purple hair when he was younger. I had purple bangs during the 2006 World Cup.
In '07 we both applied to USC (him from a Nor Cal school, myself from Tri State), to the same program in the same college. We both flew to LAX on United, stayed with our then-SOs in the LA area, and on Columbus day, went to USC for an interview with some dean or head of the program. We checked our old school emails, and our tour and interview slots were back to back, but neither of us remember seeing the other. We then returned to LAX at the same time and left from the same terminal on United. We both chose not to go to USC.
We met on Facebook (I know, I know...) in '08 and discovered we would both be attending the same University in a few months, where we finally met IRL.
XPreNN ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:53:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I have two similar stories from when I was a kid.
We lived in a terraced house, with the front door opening right onto the sidewalk. We also had a few steps leading to the door. Anyway, I used to like opening up the door and jumping out, down the steps, onto the sidewalk. Typical kid thing to do.
So one day me and my family go out for some reason. I open the door, run down our little hall and jump out. The only difference this time was that, as I jumped, I saw a lady with a baby carriage passing right in front of our door. I panicked and time seemed to slow down. I still remember looking down in mid-air, seeing my feet about to land right on top of her baby, I closed my eyes as if I was about to land in a swimming pool, there was nothing I could do. But when I landed...nothing. I was on the sidewalk, totally confused and still in a slight panic. I looked around frantically and at some distance, about 30 meters away, going in the same direction as I saw her go when I jumped, there was a lady with a baby carriage.
Seriously confusing. I figured I must have noticed her subconsciously when opening the door, as there was some time between me opening the door, running up and jumping. My imagination must have added the lady to freak me out, in way to tell me "this is what could happen, you idiot, look before you jump!".
Had the same thing happen some time later when crossing the road, a man with a blue coat on a bicycle rode into me - or I ran into him, whatever you like - so I jerked back, frightened. Then suddenly, nothing and about 50 meters in the same direction again, there was a man with a blue coat on a bike. I thought I was going crazy.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 09:00:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Planet-man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:42:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cultivate. This.
istealreceipts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Years ago, one of my friends convinced her little sister that she could fly using an umbrella, like Mary Poppins.
Cue to the following week - her little sister at the bottom of the stairs, sporting a broken arm and clutching at umbrella.
10fps ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:02:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One of these weird occurrences happened with a friend of mine. We were talking about deja-vu's and and one popped. I started saying the same things my friend was saying and a few seconds later, what he thought(according to him). Then I said: in the intersection there will be a car crash. 10 seconds later, it happened.
Planet-man ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:38:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I love stories like these when people insist that all deja-vu is just a brain glitch with stuff going into long-term memory instead of short term. I have intense deja-vu all the the time and the longer the instance lasts, the memories start to "catch-up" with real time, until finally I'll remember the last bit before it happens. Sometimes right away, sometimes days later. It's always from a dream and I can always just tell when I had the dream, even if it was years ago(deja vu at 20 from a dream when I was 8 is about my record). It's real, and I'm not the only one.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:54:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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10fps ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:13:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There are a lot more people that experience these, but not many talk or think about them.
youneversawitcoming ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 09:26:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened when I was about 5 years old.
For a very long time before Christmas, I would pray almost every single night that Santa would give me a new toy train. Except my family didn't celebrate Christmas.
Christmas day. In my closet, in my toy box, is a shiny new toy train (about the size of a Potbelly's sandwich bag). It wasn't in any packaging, but I knew every single one of my toys (I took them out and lined them up on a day-to-day basis), and that had never been in there before.
My parents both denied putting it there, and I wasn't exactly old (or rich) enough to go around buying toys for myself. I can't think of any plausible reason on how it got in there.
This doesn't end with a "and then one of them admitted to it" ending either. My parents ended up throwing the toy out because they had no idea how it'd gotten there, and now whenever I bring it up they claim they never remember anything like this happening.
pimpinpolyester ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:33:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid (born in 1971) I would have a reoccurring nightmare of a girl in a field of daisies and she had one that she was picking at. She gets to the last leaf and it changes to a mushroom cloud. Mind you this wasnt a once a year dream this was at least once a week for years and years sometimes nightly. I would wake up screaming as a kid.
Years later reading a high school history book it described my exact dream. It was an ad for LBJ in the 1964 election and was considered controversial.. I asked my mom and she never remembered seeing it.
Still creeps me out.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daisy_(advertisement)
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:14 on February 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That little girl can't count. Grrr.
grimatongueworm ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:38:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My grandmother had been diagnosed with colon cancer and had surgery to remove the tumor(s). She was doing great for months.
I had a VERY intense dream that I went to visit her. I said, "You look tired." She replied, "I am. It's the cancer. It's come back and I think it's got me."
Next morning, my mother called me to say that they had just found my grandmother dead in her chair.
Freaked me out.
Think4Yourselff ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:56:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So many comments in this thread I doubt anyone will see this but my sister and myself have experienced many glitches through out our lives. We've kind of made it a competition so I remember my glitches very well.
The two that stick out the most to me are the following events...
I've hit a deer while driving twice (grew up in the middle of no where) and I'm always on the look out as a result. One night I got on the road and I could have sworn I saw a deer run across the road and dematerialize right before my eyes before it got across the road. I slammed on the brakes as a result of what I saw. When I got down to about 30mph a deer ran RIGHT in front of me and had I not slammed on the brakes from what I thought I saw, I would have hit my third deer at 60mph.
The other event happened when a friend and I were watching Maximum Overdrive in middle school on one of our "stay up all weekend and play videogames" weekends. I was making a Starcraft map and my buddy was getting into the movie. For no reason at all, we both at the exact same time, in the exact same note, for the exact amount of time said "poooooooop." It wasn't a meme among our friends or anything. Just a totally random occurrence. We laughed about it for close to an hour and I'm sure he still remembers it to this day...it was just too fucking weird.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:03:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was 8 years old, and visiting london. Walking down oxford street with my mother, I was looking at the people passing by, and enjoying my self in the rare summer weather. Loads of people smile to me as I look at them, and it puts me in a good mood. I look up once at this man walking past, and I almost throw the fuck up. His nose... it was rotten, and looked like a sausage poking out of his face, it was far too big, and the skin was disgusting. Right in front of me, looking into my eyes, HE RIPS IT OFF AND EATS IT. I screamed and freaked the fuck out, but to this day my mum denies this ever happening.
Tagine ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:03:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a lurker but this thread has given me far too many goosebumps.
I lost my dad when I was 12 and always struggled a bit with the grief because it was so unexpected and such a brief illness. Anyways, about a year before he died I was on holiday with my family in Africa. We had got on a catamaran on the coast of Mozambique to explore some of the little known islands. It was stunning. One island is dominated by a huge sand dune that towers above the ocean. We all got off the boat to climb it and me being 11 ran ahead.
I was half-way up when I paused to catch my breath, I look up and there is a male figure on the summit of the dune, facing away from me just staring into the distance. Now the place is deserted apart from us, so I thought this must be a ranger or guide staying elsewhere on the island. I reached the top on my own and there he is gone. No foot prints in any direction, nothing.
I don't really believe in the supernatural; shadows, my own mind playing tricks etc but this one got to me.
I3Iack ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:18:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was a smoker, and at the time of the incident, I had been a smoker for around 5 years. I was sitting in my truck at 7/11, digging change out of my cup holder so I didn't have to use my card to buy smokes. I go inside, buy them, and go back out to my truck to pack them before I leave. I pack the smokes, open the pack, flip one around (I used to be superstitious), put one in my mouth... and then I wake up. It was all a dream, apparently.
So I get up, and leave my room for the kitchen to make coffee, not really caring about the dream. My roommate walks out of his room, and immediately says "I thought you went to go get cigarettes." I am dumbfounded. I reach into the pocket of the NEWLY WASHED PANTS THAT I HAD JUST PUT ON to find a pack of Marlboro Lights with a cigarette flipped, and another missing... yeah. Just explaining this shit is freaking me the fuck out.
iggys_reddit_account ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:26:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure how much recognition this will get so late in the thread, but this is probably one of the creepiest things that has happened to me.
I was playing Go Fish by myself, home alone, since I was bored when I was about 8 or so. I set down one hand of cards to see if my other hand had them. When I looked back down at my first hand of cards, every single one was missing. I looked everywhere for those 5 cards, 2 ended up between the couch cushions, one underneath a cat tent, one behind the TV, and one in a different room completely, in between the bed cushions.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:24 on February 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking wow.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:38:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not my story but still kinda creepy. My dad tells this story and it still creeps me out.
One night, he's driving home after working late. It's dark and he's driving down the back roads. As he's driving, he can see a light on the side of the road getting closer and closer as he drives. As he gets closer, he sees it's a flaming pickup truck with the horn blasting. Thinking someone is trapped inside trying to signal help, he pulls over to investigate. There's no one inside and no one around. He turns around to call 911, horrified that maybe someone is burning alive and he didn't see them, and suddenly the horn cuts out. He turns around to look at the truck and it's gone. No trace.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:11 on February 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Freaky shit.
AgentxLeavening ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:53:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one is different and still makes me wonder every now and then when I think about it.
I was young, maybe 12. I live in a trailer park that at the time was only a circle. My house is at the inside at about 3 o'clock if you can picture it as a circular clock. I was riding my back near my drive way when I see a familiar car. This car was the same blue car that my aunt drove. I remember hoping it was my aunt because i loved company. Here is where it turns strange.
As she is passing I do see that it is my aunt and she is starring straight on, but as she passes she turns and makes the creepiest smile I've ever seen. At the time it happened i thought it was just a funny joke she was playing. She keeps driving though. So i decide to be smart and cut through the middle of the park to the other side of the cirlce and cut her off and see if she is actually going to be stopping at the house. I can see her car all until i have to go through one of the neighbors yards where one of the houses block my view. I should have been able to be there to see her pass again, but once i reach the road she is no where to be found. If she did somehow get to the end of the park and turn to the main roads i would have seen it as she would have had to drive in front my vision. I walked around the park a few times to see if i could come up with anything, but couldn't figure it out.
She claims to have never driven through the park that day and I'm still creeped out by the smile and how it all seemed to vanish.
darklight12345 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:52:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My bookbag was a twilight zone, i even got a paper plate award for it (ap bio, weird shit huh). Things would go in, sometimes at the beginning of class, and then by the end of class wouldn't exist. At later points i'd get other people to remove everything and go through my folders looking for it, and it wouldn't be there. Then when i get home, it's waiting for me on the bed. The teachers had become so used to this, that i could often get away with turning things in late.
tl;dr magic bookbag hated me turning stuff in on time.
EnjoyerofCheese ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:55:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
when i was maybe 7 or 8 years old i went with my dad to the grocery store. (it was a Giant for you mid east coast people). As i was following my Dad around the store i decided i would hold onto the side of the cart with my hand, close my eyes and let the cart guide me around the store "blind". It seemed like a fun idea at the time, and im sure it was a fun idea for a 7 year old. Anyway, my new "game" is going well. Dad's pushing the cart around, i'm in step with the cart grasping it's metal cage and carefully going around turns and up and down the aisles all without opening my eyes. After what seemed like a while of this "game", i decided i would open my eyes. I don't know what made me decide to stop playing but i opened my eyes, looked down at my hand, still firmly grasping the cart and I realized there wasn't much in the cart itself. Which didn't make sense given that we had been in the store a while and I knew we had walked down multiple aisles. When i turned to look up at my Dad pushing my cart i was shocked. Pushing the cart was a old indian woman (my dad is a white guy) and what appeared to be her grand daughter. Both were staring at me with confused looks. I was terrified and didn't know what to do. I let go of "their" cart and walked away as casually as i could, but i'll never forget the look of confusion on their faces. I wondered around the store looking for my dad frantically for several minutes asking myself how i ended up on another cart when my hand never let go of my Dad's cart? All i could think of was that my Dad passed the cart onto the indian family as a joke, and they played along. When i finally found my Dad, he didn't know what i was talking about. He thought i had wondered off and was frantically looking for me. After seeing the matrix i always asked myself if this situation could have been a glitch...glad you posted this thread
hartekin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:55:30 on February 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So strange.
buddy_baker ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:06:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
check this out, this was a few years ago, was leaving the house, mom was in her room, wasn't going to pop n and say "bye" she knew i was leaving somewhere, everything in my body told me "DON'T DO IT" against all forces of nature i somehow decided to pop in anyways, i remember grabbing the door handle, turning it, pushing... YET THE DOOR REMAINED CLOSED AS IF ALL FOUR CORNERS WERE FIXED TO THE DOOR JAM, the door felt like it was made of rubber, i felt no real resistance from the door, i was able to push the door open as if it wasn't bound to the door jams, the center of the door bowed in 18"-24" then released and snapped forward and sent a massive shock wave through the entire room, this all happened within a one or two seconds, the time it takes to simply open a door, my mom was sitting on her bed facing out the window, i felt an extremely intense energy in the room and WAS NOT COMFORTABLE IN THERE, she turned to me in a panic and asked me "WHAT DID YOU DO?" i said "NOTHING I JUST OPENED THE DOOR" we both obviously just witnessed this and were absolutely terrified, i told her "BYE, I LOVE U" in a panic and bolted out of there, we have never mentioned it or talked about it, i felt like there was a presence in there that was physically try to stop me from opening that door, it felt like my mom knew it was there and was somehow paralyzed and terrified and i disturbed/disrupted whatever was happening in there, i raced to my fiances house in a trembling panicked mess, could barely tell her WTF just happened i was literally still hyperventilating.
socialwhiner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:09:23 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
did you ask her about her side of the story?
buddy_baker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:05 on January 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
never mentioned it up to this point.
Nicklenko ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:52:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time I was on the way out the door and I knew I had my keys in my pocket. When I was outside trying to lock my door I reached in my pocket for keys and they were no longer there. So I went back inside to look for them when I noticed that I had left the iron on. I unplugged the iron and reached into my pocket to find my keys were exactly where I thought they were earlier.
mushabisi ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:14:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I spent the night at a friend's shack (yes, shack) one night when I was 16. His cat, Miron, started mewing to be let outside. We let her outside, together, and then got the bright idea to shoot out the light on the telephone pole in his yard. For reference, this is a rural, woody area, and the pole, and his front door, are about a quarter mile from the road. It's November.
We grabbed his BB gun, and shot the light out after 3 tries. The light went "BZZZT," and glass tinkled to the ground. We went back inside and watched some TV. 30-45 minutes later, Miron slams against the window and latches onto the screen, meowing loudly. We rush to the door and let her in, and there are about 5 cows in my friend's yard. This has never happened before, and we're laughing about it as we yell at the cows to scare them off. The cows take off down the gravel road. On the way back in, we notice that the light on the pole is on, and there's no glass on the ground.
TL;DR Cows repaired a broken light pole one night, scaring the bejeezes out of a cat in the process.
Anonymer ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:34:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try architect I see you're gathering bug reports before another "patch".
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:12:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Sati1984 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:47:03 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cats, man...
Masters of the Universe.
latis213455 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:29 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lol
Puckington ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:53:06 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back in 2006 when I was in high school I took Earth Sciences, and in the spring I was on my teacher's computer when I came across a photo of me giving the thumbs up. I asked my teacher what it's from and he replies that it's from the fall when the class went to the beach and photographed rocks. I had no recollection of any of this. My teacher proceded to show me more pictures from the trip and my friend tells me all about that day and how we worked together. At this point I was really freaked out but the bell rang and I had to go to my next class.
TL;DR I don't know how or why, but there is a complete day missing from my memory
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:26 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Drugs
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:48:55 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
late to the part but might as well
One day I woke up with a really bad feeling. Couldn't explain it but I just felt like something bad was going to happen that day. So instead of getting up to get ready to go to school, I told my mom I was staying home. She didn't believe me and said she was going to drive me to school since it was getting late. She eventually got me to get my stuff together and walk out the door. I told her again, I am having a bad feeling, and as I said it, a squirrel fell dead right in front of us. She said fine, go back inside.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:32:03 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When my grandma died it took awhile for my mom to go back to work. She is a florist, and creates bouquets for funerals, weddings, etc. Every morning she unpacks boxes of flowers, wrapped in newspaper from all around the world. On my mom's first day back, for the first time, these flowers came from Seattle, our home town, and the flowers were of course wrapped in the local newspaper. But on top, the first flowers in the box were wrapped in paper containing my grandmother's obituary.
Sorry_Im_Late88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:33 on June 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude. That's creepy.
BaconCarnage ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:34:40 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was sitting on the computer after school, it must have been around 3 in the afternoon. Its still light out, and my parents werent home. They would usually be home within the next hour. To get inside my house you have to go through one large front door, and then a second large door. (by large I mean heavy, both of them are like heavy front doors to a house.) The computer is on the other side of the house and from there I cant see the door. So Im putzing around the internet when I hear the first door open and shut loudly. Then the second one opens and slams. I yell for my Dad first, because I heard heavy footsteps and figured it was him. No answer. So I yell for anyone else it could possibly be, no answer. Im kindof annoyed they wont answer so I walk over to be annoyed at them. The doors locked, theres no one there. The stairs are right there so I go up and see if anyones home. No one. I call everyone and theyre all either at work or school or shopping. So weird.
Another time I was home alone around 9pm in my room playing guitar. I stopped playing for a little bit to take a break. Its weird but you have to walk through a bathroom to get to my bedroom. Both doors are shut. I hear the downstairs door open (so i think) and heavy footsteps going up the stairs. They start coming down the hallway, and they stop right at my door. By now I'm clutching the phone ready to call someone (probably my parents because 911 would be awkward), and slowly bend down to look under my door. I peek my head under the door expecting to see two huge leather boots of a robber or murderer. But theres nothing, i can see clear into the hallway. I grabbed my baseball bat from my closet and slowly open the door. Not sure what I would do , and turn to look behind the shower curtain, down the hallway, everywhere. I end up turning all the lights on in my house and sitting in the living room waiting for my parents with my cat cuddled up to me.
BaconCarnage ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:37:36 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I live in a 100+ year old house once owned by freemasons. I dont know if that matters but a lot of people believe freemasons to be connected with paranormal.
lolmossad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:09:55 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
not to get all National treasure on you but you havent ruled out secret passages.
BaconCarnage ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:33:21 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
shit, you know we never did get that trap door removed
Sugar_buddy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:37:12 on February 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
RES tagged: Freemason.
ShootTheWater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:48 on February 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of people are idiots. My dad is a Shriner and the most paranormal thing they get up to is the free medical care for kids. Although now that I think about it I'm not sure how they get those cars so tiny...
Planet-man ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:23:17 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hm, just remembered one. My dad and I took Karate lessons for years when I was a kid. At one point, my dad became friends with this middle-eastern guy there named Kazham(I'm guessing the spelling, but I specifically remember the name because I thought he was saying "cousin" at first). They would talk before and after classes and I specifically remember seeing him arrive one time and my dad greeting him from the other side of the dojo with a big friendly "Hey!" and a wave and all that. A few weeks or months later the guy's in a class with us, but my dad and he show no signs of knowing each other. Towards the end, my dad apprehensively asks(to my shock) "Sorry.... Ray, is it?", to which the guy corrects him, as expected, "Kazham". I was very confused and disappointed by this. I asked my dad shortly afterwards and he didn't know what I was talking about. Saddens me to this day. It's like this friendship gotten "written out" or retconned or something.
rekinney ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:48:00 on January 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me/my family when I was about 8 years old. My parents and I were at the store for about 2 hours and came home to see a blinking message on the machine. We played it and at first it sounded really normal, but no one we recognized. We couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman throughout the entire message. Basically it started out saying my dad's name and then started talking in strange sentences like a schizophrenic, except it was creepily saying things about my family. It said "S---- The father of the family. Fresh coat of paint on the walls of the home. A-----. Mother. Dark brown hair." It was creepy because my dad had just painted the inside of our house 2 days beforehand. It said more stuff describing us in detail and then cut off. My parents considered calling the police but they never did anything and nothing happened after that.
LindLTaylor73 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:44:51 on January 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think ANYTHING would have stopped me phoning the coppers.
pinkstarbuck ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:40:30 on January 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have tonnes of these glitches, the most recent (and strangest) happened last week. I work over the other side of town, it takes a good hour and a half commute to get to work or back, on a good day. Last week, i left work at 7:45 at night (15 minutes late) and found there were major delays on the district line. After a journey that felt like forever, i finally got out at my underground stop and waited the usual 15 minutes for my bus, which didn
t arrive. Instead of waiting for the next one, i walked home, which is 2 miles or a 25 minute walk. Upon arriving home, i flopped on the sofa in exhaustion and my mum came into the front room to say "wow, youre back early!". I looked at the clock to see that i had indeed returned home a full hour before i usually get in (on a half 7 shift i can be expected to get back home around 9:45 at night when i get the bus from the station) i returned home at 8.45. Thinking my parents had paid a trick on me as im forever complaining aboout how long it takes me to get home, i checked my watch and my phone to see the time was indeed 8.45. I dont know how it happened, the journey home was horrible because of the delays and the walk home didnt help matters either. My only explanation was that id absentmindedly left work an hour early-if so then so did everyone else who finished with me and we would have all got a mouthful from our boss the next day-or that i somehow passed through a space time continuum, or caught a lift from a passing Delorean. It was very weird and still weirds me out when i think about it! TL:DR I went through a wormhole on the way home from work and got home an hour before i should have done.[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:01:43 on January 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:40 on February 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...Why did she scream at the receptionist?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:25:28 on February 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:06 on February 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ohh.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:58:20 on January 31, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was on a plane flying across Canada. Toronto to Vancouver. Staring out the window at the clouds. I was sitting on the right-hand side. On the planes 4 or 5, I saw what looked like an older plane, all steel, no windows, with bolted paneling, cutting across our tail. I was instantly shocked I could see a plane this close. It was gone in an instant. Sharing 30,000 feet for a brief moment. The image of that plane is burned in my mind and the look of it was a bit eerie, like something from the 50s. I looked around and no-one else seemed to have noticed anything. Being one of my first flights, I thought it was a bit odd that a plane just cut that close behind us. So I didn't say anything, but it always struck me as a glitch.
thegraymaninthmiddle ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:30:07 on February 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You are so totally in the twilight zone.
Mr_Xana ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:18:09 on March 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Hi, i'm new to reddit and upon seeing thing thread I coudln't help but signing up to post this. This one time around 2007. I was about 13 and in 8th grade (or 7th). There is a park fairly close to our school so me and my mates would walk over there after school hours to just chill. (we did this untill we graduated) my mother was a teacher at the school so we all had rides home. Well around the western side of the park were these dense woods. There was a walking trail around the park with a creek that crossed right through the middle, making bridges, and into the dense wood-like area. We would look for craw fishes in that creek until one day we decided hat we were gonna go find out where the creek ran from. So they decided to follow the creek back into the woods. Well see I had a new pair of converse, I loved them and was not getting them torn up or messed up due to the water so I stayed behind. I was waiting along the bank while they eventually faded into the woods. I leaned back and was watching the clouds when I heard a rustle from the woods. I thought nothing of it at the time cause it was only a subtle sound.
As i kept hearing it, I figured it must have been birds in the trees but I reaized it was unusually quiet no birds were chirpping. There was a highway near-by I figured cars would have been going by but there was nothing. No wind, Birds, or cars just me, my breathing, and rustling. So I look over to where the rustling was and saw nothing but the green of the trees in the dense area. There was a bush farther back that for some reason stood out as it was unaturally green. Keep in mind most of this area was only pine trees so it was a fairly dark green. I took a moment to really look at it and I swear as I was watching the more i looked the more I could make out a face and legs.
Thinking this was just a nother one of those cases where you look at something like a cloud or ink plot and can make faces out of it, I thought nothing of it and leaned back down to relax because it was peacefully quiet. I couldn't get the thought of it outta my head though. it became to the point I felt being watched. I leaned over on my side to try and look at it from a different point of view but still saw the face and hands. This next part freaks me out in fact typing this just sends shivers but I can't help it. The thing stood up turned around and walked further back into the woods. I was scared shitless.... afterwards it felt like the world was on a jump-start Cars started going by, birds started up chirping, and the wind began to pick up a little more. My mates came back and were like "Dude, there is a rather big pond back there with some brim in it, It was pretty cool" I couldn't say much I was still stunned they said they thought I'd seen a ghost. The...thing.... looked just like another piece of scenery untill it literallly got up and moved it didn't phase into the trees it turned around and WALKED. Just the way it walked back that rustling sound was more ambient and made a THUD! whenever it stepped down. Fucking weird....
Here is a picture i took off of Google Maps of the park, it is called Locust Fork Park in Locust Fork Alabama [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Hr6cP.jpg[/IMG]
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 09:13:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A little while ago I was at this book store where I found this completely blank leather-bound journal. I took it home, opened it up, wrote down a date for my first entry. My mind blanked at that point, so I put it in a drawer. A week later I opened the drawer and opened the book...and it was completely filled, printed text, copyright page, everything. But the copyright date? 2014. There was no author mentioned anywhere in the book, and it was eerily similar to my at-the-time recent life. It was really freaky. I put the book back in the drawer. Researched the title, the publishing house, the ISBN. This book did NOT exist. A week later, again, I opened up the door to check the book again, it was gone. Nobody else in the house had seen it at all.
Then on December 31st I woke up to a call from one of my friends telling me to get on video chat so we can talk when the ball drop. I hang up, check my texts, and there's one from him saying "Happy new year! :*"...dated December 31, 2016. He never sent me a text.
Then there was the time I woke up 3 hours before I went to bed.
And then the time my hair turned red for 15 minutes last summer. Like bright ginger red. I got out of the shower and dried and it was RED. Put it up in a hat, took the hat off, it was back to brown.
Then there was the time I got measured at the doctor's office and it said I was 6'1". I'm 5'1". The numbers of the measure moved.
My irises also flashed pink randomly for an entire day.
I've also had various experiences where I've put a completely empty cigarette pack in my pocket, then pulled it out later to throw it in the trash only to find a new cigarette or two in the pack. It was always this same pack, and it lasted for about a week. The weird thing was that it was a Camel pack, and the quantum cigarettes I was pulling out of it were Marlboro smooths.
Planet-man ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:22:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit....
corysgro ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:21:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I really hope you're not lying... because you are fucking cool.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:45 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not lying. Though I think I remembered the pink iris day wrong. That may have been the day I spent in a post-peyote mental fog.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:44:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well at least we know the world isn't going to end.. thats a relief.
ragamufin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you should write a book about your experiences
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:38 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Too many people would recognize specific events. Such as the time with the angry civil war ghost in my bedroom, or the time with the ouija board and the pentacle, or the time I ended up in Dublin 45 minutes after walking out my front door in Massachusetts...then somehow got back to my house an hour later after I started walking in the general direction of Dun Laoghaire. I still have no idea how the hell that one happened.
Alright, that one didn't actually happen. But one of my friends apparently drove from UMass to Canada in 30 minutes while headed south, which was the inspiration for that story.
The civil war ghost is a funny one though...aside from the fact that he usually only shows up when a girl gets topless. He's a major perv.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:14 on February 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I want to be your friend. Can we be friends?
ca1n ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 03:26:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
mum lives 3198.78 miles away. we talk in our dreams.
ieatbees ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:06:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Fixed that for you.
ca1n ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:15:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh that's just nasty
Tayk5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ieatbees, why don't you take a seat over here..
Tomble ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:04:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
James Randi has a million dollars for you.
ca1n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
and i might finally pay off my credit card!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:38:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A little more detail please? That's sounds amazing
ca1n ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:49:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
since we have been doing this since i was a little child it doesnt seem odd to me, is not that i talk to her every night, but if i need her then i look for her in my dreams, when i find her i talk to her or vice versa, the next day we talk over the phone or chat and we carry on with our previous conversation (the one we had while asleep). mind that the conversations or 'meet ups' we have are non intrusive, meaning she is not a part of my dream or can 'read' my mind or similar... we just talk...
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:40:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should participate in a scientific study of this phenomena.
ca1n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
not really interested, im a very logic person and i'm afraid my rationality might defeat this ability since there's no way im going to be a participant in a study and not find out the why/how of the whole thing...
azgeogirl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:36:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, that is so amazing. I wish I could do this with friends and family.
NovelDame ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:59:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have done this. I have called friends the next day and asked, "Did we have coffee/pizza/a walk last night?" and they say yes more often than not. It is a.. strange but wonderful experience. It calms me to be with those people.
nazikungfupandabears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
and you both remember this the next day every time? Do you plan it out or does it just happen? What is the process of making it happen?
ca1n ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:53:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
we do remember our conversation, we actually can continue a conversation. how does it happen? dont know technically how, but if she has the urge or im in need of talking to her i 'call' her while im asleep.. is she's sleeping well we establish the conversation and voila. mind that we are not part of each others dreams while the conversation last, we just talk... we are aware that we are asleep, we are conscious all the time. what we can't do is end up a conversation and wake up... we keep sleeping. dont ask me why. i have this link with mum since i was a baby, therefor this never seemed odd to me.
dajar1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's odd that you have this calculated to the hundredth of a mile.
ca1n ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yup... i was about to say we live an ocean apart but i'd be wrong, she lives in lima - peru and im in ATL, so a handy dandy google search told me the distance: http://www.mapcrow.info/Distance_between_Atlanta_US_and_Lima_PE.html
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
be careful Tel'aran'rhiod can be dangerous to those who enter too strongly
ca1n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
is not really a word/dimension in our dreams, not even an astral projection since we are well aware of our surroundings, we know that we are asleep, we are fully conscious of our space/time dimensions... this might require an edit, from 'in our dreams' to 'in our sleep'. how do i edit my comment? can i do that not being OP?
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:11:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once, about 15 years ago, I was talking to a friend of mine. It was something about CD-Rs or something. Anyway, he misused the word "opaque". He used it to mean that something opaque would allow light through. He insisted it was a synonym for translucent.
I knew he was wrong and I was gonna prove it to him. We got in dumb arguments like this infrequently but when we did, he was always ADAMANT that he was right.
I looked up "opaque" in the nearest dictionary. Sure enough, it was listed as a synonym for "translucent". I thought I was going crazy. I looked it up online (no dictionary.com back then so it was sketchy) and same thing.
Over the next couple of weeks I talked to this friend or that friend or a coworker about it and they all confirmed that I was dumb and that opaque was indeed a synonym for translucent. Eventually I forgot all about it.
I don't have any idea when the definition of opaque went back to normal, but eventually it did.
I'm half convinced that I slipped into a parallel universe at some point. Like Einstein's many world's theory (I think it's Einstein?), every decision spawns a new universe? I wonder whether our consciousness, or whatever, just navigates all these universes and we're actually just moving from one freeze-frame to the next, really rapidly so it seems like life. Maybe I took a wrong turn somehow. Mistakes are bound to happen?
Anyway it was weird.
Enxer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens a lot to me. I use words wrong and for 10 minutes or so I'm persistently arguing with my wife that I'm using the word right. 10 minutes later I refute my previous statements saying I didn't use that word but the correct one my wife used to correct me initially. Drives her bat-shit-insane. I apologize to her often and a lot when these happen.
Words also look really, really wrong to me. Even when I do "define (correct spelled word)". Drives me crazy.
argentcorvid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:50 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i had this exact argument with A guy I worked with 7 or 8 years ago. He said something was opaque, but from the context he meant "Allowing light, but not detailed images, to pass through", and I corrected him. we argued about it for a couple days until we finally got out the dictionary. I was right, but this is really weirding me out right now.
Irielle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:48:37 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad you made it back! But that is seriously strange.
jimmys66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:22 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
This is so odd. I have always thought the EXACT same thing. I was positive that the word opaque meant slightly transparant, as in allows some light through, so you can see an outline, but not the details beyond. What is even more interesting is that I know exactly how I got this definition. I first learned object-oriented programing via Modula II, all self-taught through books before the Internet.
I remember that the concept of an opaque data-type meant that the interface and/or certain data types were visible, but the details inside were all hidden. What is even more interesting is that this story jogged my memory and I knew I had read this in one specific book that I still happened to have upstairs on a shelf in my office.
I walked into my (messy as always) office, and while grabbing the book off the shelf I notice that a laptop on my desk is on (don't remember leaving it on), and a faint noise is coming from the speakers. I walk towards it and it appears to be a man giving a speech, or lecture, at a black board.
I do a double-take, as it is Niklaus Wirth giving a talk at the University of Zurich, and he is using the word opaque in the EXACT same context that I originally learned it. Now even more confused, I thumb through the book and find that it defines opaque as non-transparant, how could that be, as I remembered specifically that book stating the opposite, and I am looking at a video on YouTube of Wirth describing the word as I originally learned it. Sometime during my pondering, I had made my way back downstairs to get some more coffee and I tried looking up other lectures from Wirth on my Mac. Oddly, I can't find any others where he uses opaque with its original meaning, and now I cannot even find the one I was watching before. I go back upstairs and see that the IBM Thinkpad on my desk is off. As I look closer at it, I am even more confused, as I have not used that laptop in years. In fact, I can't even find any power cord in the house that fits that ancient machine to turn it back on and search for the missing Wirth lecture?
There has to be some reason that the meaning of this word changed, and I am guessing that computers (maybe from the future) have something to do with it, and it is opaque that Niklaus Wirth is in on it.
tl;dr Definition of opaque has changed, Niklaus Wirth and computers from future involved
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:37 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
LOL.
Nice fiction. :-)
jimmys66 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:13 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It is true... And to add to the mystery, remember what was said about Oberon:
Is, as in mockery, set: the spring, the summer, The childing autumn, angry winter, change Their wonted liveries, and the mazed world, By their increase, now knows not which is which: And this same progeny of evils comes From our debate, from our dissension; We are their parents and original.
Spooky
sweetcorny ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:12:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My nephew is special, in a way, and has ADD. He's 8. He is only focused on things that apply to him and himself only such as video games, cartoons, comic books, acquiring food/candy to eat, playing with toys, etc. If you try to get his attention while he is engaged in one of the above, it's like trying to talk to a deaf/blind person. There is no response unless you yell at the top of your lungs or step in between him and the stimuli.
So, my sister and my Dad take him to dinner with them one night. He's sitting at the table playing with a toy while they're waiting for their food. The kid stops what he's doing, looks at my Dad and says "Papa, Grandma is calling you." WTF? My Mom was in not even in the same state at the time. He repeats himself and then not 3 seconds later my Mom calls my Dad's cell phone.
Another time, my nephew freaked the heck out because he INSISTED he had to talk to his Dad, who was on his way home from work, and ask if he had seen the fox. WTF! Random. My brother-in-law stops off at a 7-11 on the way home and as he pulls out of the parking lot to leave, wouldn't ya know it! A fox runs in front of his car. Even more WTF because this was in S. California and foxes aren't exactly known for being a native species in the area.
My nephew has also claimed to see dead people and can guess the winners of horse races with 90% accuracy. Shame my sister and brother-in-law are born again Christians! They do NOT encourage his extra "skills" at all.
LS6 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:22:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please tell me you exploit his race predicting ability for financial gain.
sweetcorny ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:23:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I keep asking to "babysit" when race season is happening at the local track. But I'm pretty sure my nephew would grass me up to my sister and brother-in-law. Once he gets a bit older, I'm going to bribe him with a take of the winnings.
IsPrometheusProud ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:02:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I'm really glad someone put this thread up. These things happen to me ALL the time. Usually it's something small; I'll read about some obscure fact or historical event and then the next day have the same thing appear in another completely non-related place. Sometimes, though, they make my hair stand up.
For instance, a few months ago I had a dream about a girl I knew in high school who I had not seen or thought about in years. In this dream, we had angry sex. Two days later, one of my buddies from high school texts me that she's pregnant. Again, I had not thought about her in years. That one was probably the weirdest.
JustLookWhoItIs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:00:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon, or Blue Car Syndrome.
dysxqer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to think the first thing you mentioned happened to me as well, but I think it's just confirmation bias.
jelos98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.damninteresting.com/the-baader-meinhof-phenomenon/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.damninteresting.com/the-baader-meinhof-phenomenon/
IsPrometheusProud ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:48:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow thanks everyone, I always assumed this was due to memory, but I had no idea there was a name for it. Always count on Redditors...
comradeTJH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:05:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Selective thinking. You're dreaming thousands of things each night. But only things that relate to a dream later you'll remember this way. Works the same with random facts you were reading the other day - you probably come upon very many facts a day but one that relate the next day makes you remember it.
Astrology for example works this way.
Really simple concept.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:22:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So I'm at the mall, walking out the door. On my way out, I hold the door open for this black girl, holding a pile of books against her chest. Whatever, I walk out to my van, some hundred meters away across the parking lot. I get in my van, I look over and bam. The same girl, walking towards the mall. Same shirt, same hair, she's holding the same books to her chest.
She would have had to run right past me to get to where I saw her. I still don't like to think about it.
gt_9000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:43:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
She forgot her keys/receipt/glasses/a million other possible things.....)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So she then directly past me, without me seeing her, to wherever so she could grab her miscellaneous item, then ran back to the parking and entered the other side, all without me seeing her? Or her being at all out of breath?
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 05:38:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will be buried, but I'll post it anyway...
In about 2003 I was in 7th grade. It was springtime and a bunch of friends and I were hanging out at one of their houses. We were playing video games and whatnot when one of their moms suggested we go outside since it was such a nice day. So, we go on a walk. We decided to walk through the neighborhood, to an area near where a cousin of mine had grown up (imagine suburban, middle class housing allotments). So, when we are just about to reach our destination, we see a guy in his 20s riding around of a four-wheeler (ATV). He was riding fast up and down a hilly part of the road. Just before he had reached the top of the hill, one of us had the bright, twisted idea to hold hands and chant for him to fall. So, we closed our eyes, made the chant 3 times, and when we opened our eyes, the rider had made it partially down the hill when he totally ate shit on his ATV. Head-over-heals style. And tumbled a good bit (he was probably going about 35-40 mph.)
To this day, I still feel like a dark mage for casting such black magic upon the man.
deathonater ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:45:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm upvoting you, but that was mean and I hope you use your superpowers for good from now on, lol
LargeWangedGhost ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:33:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably not going to be seen by many and it's not really a "glitch in the matrix," but meh.
I honestly don't know if this really happened, but I remember thinking it was completely real and being scared out of my mind and not being able to sleep well for weeks because of it.
Anyway, normal night, went to bed and had some fairly vivid nightmares. I wake up and am laying on my back. I open my eyes and see what appears to be a young, dark child without a face crouched on top of me "staring" directly at me. I stare at it scared shitless for a good while then it crawls away off my bed. I just layed there perfectly still for hours before working up the courage to turn on the light. I never got back to sleep that night.
Anyway, I've convinced myself it was just a messed up dream, but sometimes I wonder because it's still been so vivid in my mind, and I'd never really had any dreams that stuck with me for more that a few minutes in the morning.
Thinks_Like_A_Man ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:57:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's called the Old Hag. It is a very common sleep problem. Read up on sleep paralysis.
LargeWangedGhost ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:15:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, you are 100% correct about that. Just looked it up and it was almost exactly like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis#Folklore
Thinks_Like_A_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A common characteristic is that people don't like to talk about it. Be careful, conversations about it can trigger it for some reason. Mine escalated into sleep walking.
sweetjesusfacefuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was just about to go to bed too...
hills22 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:18:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
First off, I am not religious at all. I even enjoy reading all the atheist posts on here. But about 10 years ago something happened that I'll never be able to explain. My grandfather was sick with terminal cancer and I was on my way to see him after work one day. While sitting in traffic, a bird came flying by the right side of my car from behind. It then turned around and headed straight for me, and I noticed it was a dove. It dropped down and flew right over my windshield, and then I heard a voice inside my head that said, "This is the last time you will see him alive, but everything's going to be ok." I didn't just think that randomly...it was as if someone was putting the thought into my head. And that was indeed the last time I saw him alive. He passed away the next morning, but I knew it was time to say goodbye when I got there that day. It was so convincing that I wasn't even sad at this funeral. I was content that everything was alright. So even though I'm not sure what to believe when it comes to life after death, at least this gave me a little hope and something to think about.
Diabolicism ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:53:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure what religion is right. But they all have common themes. The afterlife being the greatest one. I really don't think religion came from fear, or some minor event. I think the ancients in pre-history witnessed something that can only be explained if you actually lived than and of course since prehistory, these stories have changed little by little, transforming into different religions that exist today. They all have small bits of truth, but hell I would have loved to hear the original story...
yidnak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:52 on January 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think religion and "afterlife" or "esp" or anything else in that vein are connected. I don't think we really know yet what time is or how many ways it goes. So you don't have to explain or apologize or anything. We're all students here.
Danielo944 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 08:06:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK CAN'T SLEEP NOW
cetacea2 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 09:02:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened when I was 14.
My parents were in the middle of a divorce and I was home alone. My mom was off at a small party on the river, at the house of a friend of the family. Suddenly, for no reason at all, I know that something horrible has happened to my mother. About 20 minutes later the phone rings and when I pick it up the person identifies himself as a police officer. Before he says another word I tell him I know that he's calling about my mom, that she's been in a horrible accident and ask him to tell me what hospital she's at. He stutters a bit, surprised that I know anything about it and finally tells me the name of the hospital. I grab my purse and the keys to what will be my car as soon as I turn 15 and am heading out the door when my older half-sister (same dad, different moms) comes tearing across the yard from our grandparent's house. She's hysterical, I'm all calm and collected, getting ready to illegally drive to the hospital. She freaks out even more when I tell her I already knew about mom and was headed to the hospital.
Still, to this day, I have no idea how I knew what happened before anyone told me. I've had other instances of knowing bad things were about to happen, not always major things, just bad things. It's almost an animal like sense of an impending earthquake or something, or at least that's the most similar thing I can think of to compare it to.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:31:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is your mom ok? What happened?
cetacea2 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:44:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This was over 20 years ago now. She was coming home on a very treacherous country back road, had a spare (donut) tire on from a flat earlier in the day. When she came around a particularly bad curve she said another car was coming at her in the wrong lane and she swerved to avoid it, her car went off the embankment on the side and rolled several times until it wrapped around a tree. The EMTs said she died for a few minutes but then revived somehow, which is why I think I knew something was wrong, my feeling was that my mother was dead. She was physically and mentally destroyed, I tell people now that my real mom died that day and was replaced with something else. She died about 7 years ago, but it was honestly a relief, she suffered every day of her life after that. Thank you for asking.
MonkeyDeathCar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:26 on January 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Geez, I'm so sorry. I'm glad you got notice of it, though. Did it help, emotionally?
cetacea2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:29 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, I think it did help. I had 15 years to process her death before she died physically, that's a long grieving process. I still went through it again when she passed, but I don't think it was as hard as it would have been otherwise.
TheGardiner ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:48:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this is silly, and will be buried, but... several years ago i was sitting on a patio w/ a few friends listening to cheesy 80s music coming out of the speakers. we laughed about how typical they were. my friend said, 'soon they will play toto-africa' we laughed and i added 'then after they'll play starship-sara'. 5 minutes later, africa comes on. next song after that, sara. we all just stopped and froze looking at each other. odds of that happening (say 500 songs on the station) roughly 1:250000. many many more of these in life.
itsBKizzle ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:43:08 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I felt compelled to share, so here's two quickies: 1. I have these 2 stuffed gingerbread toys (a festive boy and girl couple). As I was cleaning my room late at night, I carelessly tossed Mr. & Mrs. Gingerbread to the other side of the room and they landed in a heap. I look down and back up again and there they are: propped up, side-by-side, with GINGER HANDS TOUCHING. 2. At one point, this long-distance number would periodically call my cell phone. I explained this to my friend, Kacie, and told her I don't like answering unknown numbers. Then, speak of the devil, unknown caller calls again. I dared Kacie to answer it. She says, "Hello?" Caller says, "Is Kacie there?" We both looked at each other, scared completely shitless.
mmmbananafish ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:17:34 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:57:20 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back in late 1977, I was 6 and my brother was 8. One night late in the year, after Elvis died, I had the most vivid dream that the head of Elvis (but larger than life) floated through the closed window behind by brother's headboard, floated in the middle of the room for several seconds, and then crossed over my bed and out through the closed window by my bed. I woke up, sat up in bed, and saw my brother sitting up in his bed wide awake. Before I could say anything, he described seeing the head of Elvis float into the room, fly over him, hover around and fly out past me. To this day we still talk about that night when the head of Elvis flew around the room.
Miltnoid ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 03:10:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The last 2 plane flights I was on, they said the plane was full...
Both times I had an empty seat next to me...
rauelius ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:50:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This could also have been a "Success Kid" meme.
NotSayingJustSaying ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:56:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
are you really really fat?
giant_enemy_spycrab ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:57:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think that's less "glitch in the Matrix" and more "airline is lying to you".
Ishima ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:49:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that just a product of people not showing up to their flights. or at least a clerical error.
csbriski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once had a flight where they were asking people to give up their seats because the flight was so full. I was in a row of five seats with three on my side. There were a total of two people in the entire row...I think the airline was lying.
Shieya ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:43:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in middle school, I used to get home about 20 minutes before my mom came home from work. One of these days, I was sitting on the couch in my living room when I started to hear a strange, distant noise. It would rise, catch, and then die down abruptly. The best way I can describe it is that it sounded like the tornado siren starting up, but not getting to full pitch. The sky was only slightly disturbed, light gray, choppy clouds, but it didn't look too bad. Nonetheless, I began to worry that there was bad weather close by and that the siren system was malfunctioning. Soon enough, though, my mom came home and I stopped hearing the noise. I forgot all about it.
That evening, we went to my cousin's house. It was a very enjoyable evening, and although the clouds steadily got darker and choppier, we played outside in my cousin's heated pool all evening. I didn't hear anything that sounded like a siren.
The next day, I learned that we had been under a very severe tornado warning during the time I was playing in my cousin's pool. The warning wasn't while I was home alone hearing the strange noises; it started later in the day after we got to my cousin's place.
However, the tornado warning sirens were malfunctioning and they couldn't get the sirens to turn on. I don't know what I heard when I was home alone that day, but it's the closest I've ever come to a premonition.
miss_j_bean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:14:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your story reminded me of this - you might be amused. The town I used to live in is in an area that rarely if ever has tornadoes. It does, however, have a major sports arena. Every thursday I used to hear this weird buzzing, like at the end of a quarter in basketball, and I always thought it had something to do with the sports field because it was coming from that direction. Last spring we had a ridiculously bad thunderstorm - torrential rain, no electricity, the whole bit and I heard that weird buzzing. It never in a million years occurred to me that it would be a tornado siren because we never get tornadoes and it wasn't really a siren. I just assumed there was a malfunction at the field. I found out a couple hours later that a tornado went just a few miles south of my apartment and the next days editorial page in the online version of the paper was filled with people asking what that sound was. It was the friggen tornado siren! No one had any idea. Not very useful! :) I'm glad no one was hurt.
Shieya ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:32:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In places, I've heard an alarm that sounds like that too! It seemed a lot closer and quieter than a tornado alarm, and I only ever heard it when I was in the woods or somewhere rural. I thought it was a thunderstorm alarm, haha.
Wordwench ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:04:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No one will believe me, but I'm putting it out there all the same.
When I visited Paris in 2002, part of my trip included adventuring Pere La Chaise. I took a memorable roll of pictures (this was pretty pre-digital - I had a disposable camera) I was on my last photo and came across an angel - it's face was broken off, wings were a mess, but something about it utterly compelled me, so I snapped it.
Came back to the states, had the film developed. The angel has human eyes. There were no eyes whatsoever on the angel when I took the picture - part of the reason I bothered at all was because I loved the brokenness of her.
No, it wasn't photoshopped. The way you're seeing it is the way it actually appeared.
TL;DR: Camera crossed a quantum threshold and captured the spirit of an Angel.
Leafsfan83 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is scary as hell
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:09:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This isnt really a "glitch" persay, but anyways this happened when I was a kid, dont quite remember but i was probably around 7-9 when this happened. So me and my parents went to the grand canyon. We were driving back to our hotel after a day of sightseeing. It was about 9 pm and very dark. It was also slightly snowy and icy. So anyways were driving on this pretty deserted road. The roads name is "Devil Dog Road". So were driving along and suddenly a large, brownish-reddish dog jumps out from the side of the road (there were some bushes/trees there) and darts onto the road. He was about 30-40 feet from us. My dad slams on the brakes. As the dog, still running across gets in front of our car, he turns his head and looks at me. I felt him looking through me. The scariest part? His eyes were glowing red. Fire red. The dog ran off into the brush on the other side of the road. There was no houses anywhere near the road. To this day I think about it constantly, and my parents swear that it was real as well.
Tl;dr: Satan paid me a visit.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:14:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably just a normal dog. You know animals eyes reflect light. It may have reflected the brake lights.
switzy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Per se, it's Latin, it means in itself.
MrSimiana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also try visiting Satan Snoopy Street, Lucifer Labrador Lane, and Hells Hound H-avenue
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can't tell if serious... Or making fun of me.
MrSimiana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not making fun of you, just making fun. Simply having a laugh :)
stopitrightmeow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
When I was around 9 years old, I had a similar dream about 2 pitch black dogs surrounding me with dark red eyes that just send you a piercing fear and chill down your spine. Both had a deep growl as they watched me. Next to the dog in front of me, was an older, bigger looking lady with the same dark red eyes. She was very strange looking, and only talked when the dog next to her started these deep growl type barks. Almost like the lady was talking for this dog. I don't remember what she was saying to me. I kept looking at the dog behind me, since the growling became louder and closer towards my body. The lady started getting louder and louder, the dogs inching there way towards me. I woke up screaming bloody murder and ran into my parents room. That is the only dream that has concreted into my memory and I'll never forget about it.
xPye ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:16:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one's small but weird. I was playing soccer and someone kicked the ball pretty high up. It suddenly was as if there was "lag" the ball "teleported" forward a few feet then continued going. I was the only one who saw it.
PointAndClick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was instantly reminded of this video.
TheNathan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:28:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Sedona Arizona, and it'ss common knowlege around here that if you walk down a certain canyon (for those who don't know sedona has literally hundreds of canyons, so this one isn't so easy to find) you will be stopped by armed guards (armed with assault rifles) and turned around. Around the area are signs that say the land is government property. The land used to be owned by a friend of mine's grandfather, who was a hardcore alien enthusiast, claiming interdimensional beings would pop out in front of his house. The government rolled in, bought out his land, and he hasn't spoken of it since, she says. The legend is that the land is an Area 51-like secret military base, and it's a popular rumor around the highschool.
LerithXanatos ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:34:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was walking on a curb and tripped. I thought, "not again!" Then I realized this only happened in a dream I had a couple years back. On another occasion, I had hit my head while going down a waterslide and stood, rubbing my head. This happened in a dream too, except it was night time and no one as around.
I was sleeping at my cousin's house on the couch. I woke up in the middle of the night; the only sound was the fish tank moving water or whatever. Then a ghastly, raspy "haaaaaaaa" came out of nowhere. Threw sheets over my head, slept that shit away.
alejandro12 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:04:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One morning I came downstairs to make breakfast, hit the light switch, and the kitchen lamp didn't turn on. Ok, burnt out bulb, nothing out of the ordinary, right? So I went to unscrew the light bulb and replace it, and, WTF, the entire bulb was full of water. Perfectly sealed. There wasn't a drop of water on the table below it, and no moisture on the ceiling, the chain suspending the lamp, or the lamp itself. I unscrewed the water bulb, threw it away, replaced it with a new one, turned on the light, and cooked an omelette.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:34 on February 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The hell?
TopherJenkins ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:20:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 7 or 8, my mother was driving me home from school. Just a typical day. Nothing of importance. But there is this little park off the road we would take as a shortcut sometimes. Surrounding this park is a decent sized patch of woods. When we passed by it, I remember, we both looked that direction and saw this plane. I don't mean a tiny plane. This place was fucking huge. Commercial airliner big, crashed in the middle of all of these trees. We passed by it like it was no big deal, neither of us noting it. A few hours later, we kind of realized what we saw and headed back to check it out. It wasn't there when we got back.
Sometimes I wonder if that was a dream, but my mother remembers it as clearly as I do.
Daaaaniel ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:43:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
3 days before 9/11 happened, (I was 7, I think), I had a dream about a plane crashing into two buildings, and all I could say for 3 days was, 'something bad is going to happen'. It was the strangest 3 days of my life, I physically couldn't say anything else.
Edit: Spelling.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:12:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same dream, ten years before. Couldn't stop thinking about it afterwards.
AWdaholic ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:45:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 4 years ago I used to have a Fiance'. She died of an aneurysm, several years ago while we were talking on the phone (I was at work, She was at home). I used to wear a ring on my right hand (in America we generally wear our wedding rings on our left hand), as a sort of "placeholder," for when we made it permanent. A couple of weeks prior to Her death I had misplaced it. Presumably at Her place, since that was where She and I spent the majority of Our time. Looked EVERYWHERE. Couldn't find it. Had pretty much given up on it and planned to buy a replacement. About a week after her funeral I coordinated with Her Sister to recover the several boxloads of things I had accumulated at Her condo. While waiting for Her sister to arrive, as I sat on my bumper wondering what I was going to do; how I was going to keep on keeping on, I looked down and saw my ring. Impossibly, it was standing up on end, in front of the parking spot I randomly chose. I picked it up and put it back on my ring finger. I now wear it on a necklace. It never comes off.
There is a happy ending (well, not an ending, but...). Between then and now I had not managed to get involved in anything resembling a long-term relationship. Just Women I occasionally went out with, but, never anything serious.
I have another wonderful Lady in My life, now. We met about a month ago. She has quickly become everything to me.
Irielle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:55:09 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So sorry for your loss but that is a beautiful story... I'm glad the ring made it back to you. And congratulations on finding a new love!
AWdaholic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:52 on January 20, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank You.
Cygnus_X ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:21:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TLDNR; laws of physics defied and kids life saved
When I was ~12 or so, I was at a water park with my dad. We went on a ride that used 2-seater inter-tubes. Basically, its 2 inter-tubes constructed together to make an infinity symbol. Now, at this young age of 12, I was a crafty one. I had theorized that by placing the bulk of our weight in the back of this tube, we'd be able to lift the nose and hydro-plane down the ride to get some killer speed. So, per plan, my ~300 lbs dad gets in the back while my fat ~120 pound ass scoots back virtually into his lap. The plan was very successful. We were flying down this ride. We were going so much faster than I would have as a solo rider. And here we were, an easy 400 lbs if not 450 lbs of mass, zipping along, when we turn a corner and hit a long straightaway. It was glorious, until we saw, standing at the end of that straightaway, a young kid (I'm guessing 6 years old) who had fallen off his single tube and was standing straight up in an attempt to get back on his tube. My dad and I both panicked. We both started screaming. Neither of us knew what to do. All I could see was us hitting this kid, his head hitting the floor and his head busting wide open. And the look on the kids face was one of sheer terror. His eyes were as big as softballs. I thought for sure when we hit him, he would die. And he was completely frozen like a deer caught in headlights. It was an awful feeling. And just as our tube got within 6 inches of cutting the legs out from under him, for absolutely no reason what-so-ever, our tube flew up the side of the channel and entered the turn. My head missed the child's head by a mere 3 inches. Typically, when you enter a turn on a water ride, you will go up the embankment due to centrifugal force. But we started this embankment motion a full 5 feet before the turn began. To this day, neither myself nor my dad can explain it. Every time I hear 'Jesus take the wheel', it reminds me of this moment in life.
ilovemushy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:34:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 10 years old I had a dream that I broke my arm and went to the hospital to go get it checked out. In the dream the doctor asked me to remove all of my clothes, he then proceeded to touch me inappropriately and I ended up getting molested. I woke up crying and ran into my parents room. When I opened the door my mom was awake already with a scared sort of look on her face. She didn't say much to comfort me, she just held me. I wake up the next morning and my mom tells me that she had a dream last night too that I had been raped and that she wants me to be very careful and never talk to strangers etc etc. Creeps me out till this day...
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:40:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was working as a contractor for the state of Michigan upgrading FIA office computer from Windows 3.1 to 2000, we drove a big van and there was myself and two other people in the van. We drove from Lansing to Gaylord on a Sunday afternoon (We'd go home on the weekends if we could). We arrived at our hotel, and went to the restaurant for dinner when we noticed that the time was off- My boss asked the waitress what time it was and she confirmed that the clock on the wall was accurate. It was off by 1 hour and 7 minutes. All of our equipment was behind by an hour and 7 minutes or so. We thought that maybe this was a different time zone (but it wasn't). We called our respective wives / girlfriends back in Lansing, etc. Same thing - they had the same time as the hotel. Here's the kicker - We had about 25 laptops in the van for training the State workers on the new OS, all of the clocks were wrong. My pager was wrong, my boss's pager, cell and watch was wrong, my coworkers pager and watch was off too. Even the clock in the van was wrong. They were all off by roughly the same amount of time.
samneve ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:00:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in third grade, I had to go to this little school-run daycare center every day until my parents came to pick me up at five. It wasn't so bad, we got to eat snacks, play on the playground, and generally just run around the empty school for a few hours. One day I was walking down the hallway toward the classroom that was used as the main hub of this daycare thing. I was completely alone, everyone else was out on the playground. I had gone in to grab a toy from inside. When I walked into the classroom, I saw a friend of mine standing in the middle of the room holding a little pink purse with cartoon rabbits all over it. I didn't think anything of it, I just said that I thought she was outside. Then she turned towards me and I started getting scared. She just stood there and stared at me, holding this bag, not moving at all, and said, "I just came for my purse. You need to go back outside." For some reason this freaked me right out and I ran out of the room and back down the hall to the door. Except when I got there, this same friend was about to head in. I told her I just saw her in the classroom but she didn't believe me. She told me she was just going in to get her purse and that she'd be right back. I ran and grabbed one of the teachers and told him about it, but he didn't believe me either. Later my friend came back and said that it wasn't there. She said that she thought she brought it with her, but she probably just left it at home. But she never found it.
my_cat_joe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:58 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of the creepier stories here.
tokewithnick ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:07:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back in 4th grade I got my first girlfriend. For some odd reason I always thought she had installed cameras in my bathroom and was always watching me. I couldn't get out of the shower without a towel because I thought she was looking at me, I couldn't even go number 2! Well one day in school we sit to eat lunch and she starts laughing and makes a square with her hands and puts it up to her face like if it was a camera. She points it at me and says "I watch you shower all the time". My life was never the same.
lolah ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:12:26 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wtf
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:33:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When my son was a few months old we bought him a small yellow duck that laughed when you squeezed it. We found it again after we moved into our new house 4 years later. My husband and I decided to throw it away. I watched him put it in the trash can and took out the trash the next day. Later that evening we found the toy in the living room on the floor. When we picked it up the laughter was a little bit deeper like the voice box was wearing out. We didn't think much of it and threw it way again. Two days later we found it in the office. Again the laughter was a little bit deeper almost creepy sounding. We thought this was really strange yet there had to be a simple explanation, like my son pulling it out of the trash. So, we put it in the trash can, tied the bad and put it in the trash can outside. My son was 4 at the time and was too little to get into the trashcan. Three days later we found that damn duck in our bedroom. This time the laughter was deep and extremely creepy. We were shocked. How could this happen? So this time we put it in 2 grocery bags and into the trash bag closed and into the trashcan outside. Three days later that damn thing was back again! It was on the kitchen floor! Wtf!?! When we picked it up it sounded more like a growl than a creepy laugh. We were freaked out! So we put it in a bag on the table no knowing what to do with it. Then trash day came around and we put it in the trashcan as the trash truck was coming up the street and watched it until the trash truck was off the street. We haven't seen it since. There is no way anyone else was messing with us because during that time we didn't tell anyone what was going on and we had no one over to the house. We still don't know what was going on.
Legendid ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:34:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In may 2009 I was driving with a friend at night. Here in Iceland, exams usually end ~10th of may and people start their summer jobs at the start of june. So we have this 20 day period of just hanging and doing nothing.
We were 18 years old, and recently got our driving license, so of course we did not do much more than drive through the night and chat. Often when we did this, and we still do, we drove off the main road and through this country road nearby. It isn't lit so it's very cozy in a strange kind of way. link of explanation. Reykjanesbraut is the main road, Elliรฐavatnsvegur is the country road.
It was around 3 am and we are driving in there. Pitch black. All of a sudden I (driver) see this figure left of the road. My first reaction was to lock the doors, I don't know why. I slowed down the car and when we got near we saw that it was a little girl with a hood over her head. Looking straight forward and didn't show any reaction to us. I panicked and drove away fast. My friend who was in the passenger seat then told me that through the mirror on my side of the car he saw her smile. We had been driving for maybe a mile when he told me this and we were scared out of our minds but decided to take a U-turn and check up on her. We couldn't have been driving more than 2 minutes or so. But when we came back to the place where we saw her (our heart pounding) she was nowhere to be found. We drove around there for 20 minutes and didn't see anything. She just vanished.
We still talk about it. Never been so scared in my life.
bitch_use_the_force ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:53:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think this will probably get buried but .. maybe someone will read it:
A few years ago I was taking a walk to a friends' house that lived a street up from me. The purpose of my visit was to take her a photograph that I had recently unearthed in my bedroom. I had the picture with me when I left, but when I got there it wasn't in my bag, any of my pockets, or anywhere. So I walked home tracing my own footsteps back in hopes to try and find it. Nothing. I asked my parents if they had found it. They hadn't. I assumed that I must have just dropped it en route and maybe it had blown away or something. We searched the house, just to satisfy me because it was really bothering me. We never found it. That night it rained, so I figured even if we ever did find it again it would probably be ruined.
Fast forward about two years later, and my mom and I are doing a big clean of our upstairs sunroom/my room. (Keep in mind that we frequent the sunroom quite often, especially since we keep our luggage and holiday decorations and stuff up there). My mom calls to me from the sunroom and asks me to come have a look at something. She says to me, "Isn't that the picture you were supposed to have brought up to Megan?" And there it was. Sitting on top of a box as if it had been there the whole time. No water damage, sun damage, tears, anything.
That was one of the weirdest things that had ever happened to me.
Unstopkable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that's creepy
felix45 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:55:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a weird dream in January 2010. I fell asleep, but when I started dreaming, I felt as though I was still awake if that makes any sense at all.
I was lying in my bed and I looked up at my door. It was dark but I could see my door was slightly open, and on the other side was from what I could tell a giant eye. It is the same color as mine, and it scares me at first. I then get up out of bed and walk towards it. I try to see what it is, and when I open the door the scene changes. I now see a girl kneeling on the floor (as though she was bowing to a Chinese emperor or something). She is wearing tight sweatpants and a shirt, and has long black hair. Her head is also bent down (so I can't see her face). The room really isn't a room, it is as though she is kneeling on the floor but I don't see any walls. I remember thinking "Is this whom I will marry?" I can't see any features about her other than she is skinny and has long black hair. Scene changes again and I'm talking with someone I can't see. Someone says I am accused of gluttony and I will now pay. I start throwing up a constant stream of what I can only describe as nerds. I see myself as a 3rd party though, as an observer. After a while of constant throwup I start thinking "why? why? why won't it stop?" Right after this I woke up.
End of January 2010 I fly to Orlando, FL to do an internship at Walt Disney World. Fast forward to June 21 (summer solstice) and I'm proposing to my ficanee at sunrise on Cocoa beach. I am now living in Guatemala and I will be married Dec 21 (winter solstice) at sunset on the Pacific Ocean.
I swear on my life I had no idea until after I posted on facebook that it was even the summer solstice when I proposed (hippie friend let me in on that). It just so happened with hotel reservations that Dec. 21st ended up being the best day for all of us (neither of us have work, works for my family and hers, and the hotel had an opening on that friday if we rent all of the hotel rooms)
Everything in this relationship has been 1 in a million one after another after another. I refuse to think it could be anything more than that, but I do think it is all a bit strange, especially because I didn't plan any of it, but it all just so happened this way. There was such a small chance for us to even get to know eachother, and for it to get to where I am now, well I would have never believed you if you told me in Jan 2010, that is for sure.
yidnak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:59 on January 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't quite follow your story, is it me or is something left out?
CMoneyRich ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:20:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One day, I was playing golf with 3 of my friends. The sun was to our backs, and there was no wind. There was small lake about 70 yards ahead so I asked them all to look for my ball. I swung and hit the ball, solid but no different than normal. I instantly looked up for my ball. I couldn't see it. All my friends were wide eyed. They all said it had dissapeared. I thought they meant in the water, but they told me otherwise. They all said that the ball disappeared immediately after contact. I don't play anymore
Unstopkable ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:24:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is terrifying.
gnu_balance ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:22:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had just finished playing tennis with a friend and we were 10 minutes away and listening to the radio when I realized I forgot my tennis racquet at the court. We get to a crossroads with a stoplight and pull up next to a blue Carolla with an older man driving and a certain song was playing on the radio, I can't remember what the song was now. Anyways, we pull a U-turn and go pick up my racquet and eventually get back to the same light 20 minutes later. As we pull up to the red light I realized the same song was playing and I looked over to the left and the same man in the blue Carolla was sitting at the light next to us.
Mythos01 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:21:37 on April 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
idk if this applies or can be explained by natural means. But an old roommate of mine and i were going outside for a smoke and i had no lighter...he had a zippo lighter so he took his lighter out and sparked his up.
i asked to borrow his lighter and i couldnt get it to light and i kept trying over and over...he tried to take it from me but right then i finally got it to light...problem was the flame was about 2 feet above the lighter...i could see the base of the flame standing two feet above the lighter and my friend even was able to take his hand and move it between the flame and the lighter...nothing...no heat...it was like the universe thought i was holding the lighter in a different space. idk.
maybe doesnt apply but was def odd enough for me to remember years later.
tickleberries ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:12:45 on April 20, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Short story. A very old radio, an antique belonging to my mom, suddenly came on when I picked it up. It was not plugged in and there was no way to put batteries in it. I had not touched any dials or knobs. I kept looking at the plug trying to understand why this thing was working. It was on for around 2 minutes or more. I just couldn't understand and kept standing there looking at it. Then, it just stopped.
DickMcCockpunch ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:57:28 on April 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You clearly have electricity based superpowers, yet do not know how to channel them. Take this somewhere else.
jade_skye ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:54:43 on May 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm really late, but heres a shot.
When I was a little kid, about 8 years old, I liked to spy on my siblings (6 years old at the time). My parents still had the baby monitors from when I was a kid, so I would place the receiving one in my brother and sister's room, and listen on the other end. These monitors didn't reach that far, so I had to stay pretty close to my siblings room.
One day i decided to do this, but instead of hearing my siblings talking, I heard the giggles, cheers and squeals of what sounded like a party. My apartment building is small, and there were no other families living there at the time. I dismissed it as if I was picking up a frequency from across the street.
The next day, I wanted to try again, but again the baby monitors didn't work. Once again, I picked up this same party, as if it had been going on in all the time between my last "eavesdropping."
A few weeks later, I tried again, and heard the party once more. I could swear on my life that it was the same party.
Although my parents never got rid of the baby monitors, they've never worked since.
SeargantPepper ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:52:37 on June 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My friend and I were playing a game where we threw this Basketball to each other. I was jumping of a trampoline, he stood on the ground. The trampoline was surrounded by a plastic net. If you jumped against it, you could rip through it, but if you threw a basketball at it, it would just bounce off.
I threw the Basketball at the net to try and bounce it back off.
The basketball went right through the net, and hit my friend directly in the face. His nose was bleeding.
He cussed at me for a second, and then his mouth dropped open. I had that "dafuq just happened?" look on my face. The ball went through a completely intact plastic fence.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:53:58 on June 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I didn't feel like this story was appropriate until I read a comment saying to google "shadow people." But now I feel the need to post it to see if anybody else has experienced this.
When I was a kid (probably 10 or 12) I was visiting my cousins in a nearby town. They had just moved away and into a new house, and we were goofing off in the computer/play room upstairs. The oldest of the cousins was explaining to me and her sister that earlier, when she was passing her parents' bedroom to get downstairs she had seen the silhouette of a man in what she said was a "bowler hat" (whatever that was I didn't know), leaning up against the banister of her parents' bed with one foot propped up against it. She said she had never been so scared in her life, and bolted the fuck down the stairs. I wasn't particularly excited to hear this, because the only way downstairs was to walk down a very long hallway that ended at that bedroom door, with a straight view at said banister. We finally got the nerve to run downstairs. I didn't look as we passed the room but never before and never again have I felt so completely and utterly terrified by simply "psyching myself out."
Fast forward to that night. I was back at my house in bed, trying to get to sleep. I used to put my clock radio on a 30 minute timer and listen to music while I drifted off. I would occasionally check the time out of habit and impatience in falling asleep.
I kept getting a very uneasy feeling, kind of like I was being watched. I looked up from my bed to see a shadow person leaning back against my closet door with one foot propped back against the door. I couldn't make anything out except that he was wearing a round, rimmed hat (what I would later learn was a bowler) with his arms crossed.
The feeling of sheer, unbridled terror was indescribable. I closed my eyes and pretended not to see. I then floated a couple inches off of my bed, and a foot or so down the bed towards the figure before I landed hard on the bed again with my feet and shins hanging over the foot of the bed.
I froze in terror for a couple minutes before I had the balls to open my eyes again. He was gone, but the time on my clock showed that only a couple of minutes had passed, and the same song was playing on the radio. Took even longer before I had the nerve to squirm back up to the head of the bed.
I always just thought it was the most vivid nightmare I had ever experienced, but now I'm not so sure. Especially not since I googled shadow people. So thanks for that.
TL;DR - A shadow person pulled me towards him off of my bed, a good decade before I even knew about shadow people.
Edit: It's that fucking house. I've since found out my mom has been seeing "shadow people" (she just described them as figures darker than the darkness around them) all around it for years. Heads peeking out from around the wall on the stairs, figures standing in the hallway from the living room or darting in and out of the rooms.
She never told me about any of this until I moved out. The only rooms upstairs are my old room and my sister's room, and she's been sleeping on the couch downstairs since I first moved out years ago. The only exception to this was when she had friends over, but more often than not I'd find them all sleeping downstairs by the end of the night anyway.
I need to talk to them and ask exactly what it is they've seen. It's just that they don't really talk about it, since they still live there and all.
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 01:52:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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you_should_buy_a_cat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:49:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ha, fanny
trunksbomb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:07:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That story didn't end like I built it up to in my head. I figured that the girl was actually the cause of you getting sick, and you meeting her again would start to make you get sick just like you did at the other school.
Okay.jpg
Lots42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I worked in Subway I would get questions about 'my' Burger King job. Seems some guy on the other side of the city looked exactly like me.
I like to imagine he got people asking him why he quit his Subway job.
Bongpig ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:17:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
People look alike all over the world. Nothing weird about it.
I used to go to school with a kid who looked like me. We used to swap classes and stuff just for fun. We discussed actually going home one night to each others house, but my parents smoked pot so it wouldn't have been to smart to dump that on them, or him
azgeogirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think you are right. I remember when I as a kid at the start of each school year there were always new kids. I had never met any of them before but they all looked so familiar to me. Stopped happening as I got older. I figure I am used to different physical features of people now. /shrug
gt_9000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:17:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just like Katy Perry and Zoeey Deschannel.
gnarlsmeetscharles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Racist!
Santorum_2012 ยท 314 points ยท Posted at 00:23:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The only glitch i can think of is why i'm not already president.
naught_fortrying ยท 212 points ยท Posted at 02:17:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Too much anal repetition.
douglasr007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is a Upright Citizens Brigade reference, isn't it?
naught_fortrying ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, merely that you might say that he clinched a little hard at times.
efrance1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Repetition or regulation? Doesn't Santiago believe all anal sex should be banned?
glittalogik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:35:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry, you could still come out from the bottom to take it. Wouldn't that get everyone frothed up!
digitalsmear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:33:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A friend of mine called Santorum a "frothy bigot" to his face, in NH on Tuesday.
chodeys ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:39:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Its not over. There is plenty of time to perfect the right mixture
derpingpizza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Stiff sock is egg-actly right.
smeezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's because you keep coming from behind.
Batrok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A buddy of mine is President of the Future.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Should never have hidden in that cupboard when you were a child.
Everyone misses you Rick.
roviuser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Goddammit Mit.
Ptweeek ยท -21 points ยท Posted at 01:40:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
relevant name
thatwasntababyruth ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:48:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
greypiper1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:14:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i read your username as "thats the joke", maybe its because i knew that what the link would lead to, or maybe i just need to sleep
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:15:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
relevant name
macaflakaflame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
GET THE UPBOAT
mattrubik ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 03:29:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently an Uncle or Great-Uncle of my Mother's was supposed to be working on a new ship that was setting sail called The Titanic. His wife dreamed of the ship sinking way out in the ocean and begged him not to go to work on it. Saved his life.
Edit: Another, my friend came in to school and said he dreamed Princess Diana died in a car accident. It happened two nights later.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:14:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If your friends ever dreams of some lottery numbers let me know. For science and stuff.
Captain_Porque ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:32:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably going to get buried, but here goes: I had this ex who I was together with on and off for almost 4 years. During the last few months of the relationship, it was a real struggle for each of us to keep it up, so we just decided to break it off. We tried breaking it off before, but it never worked because we would remain talking. We decided this time it would be best if we stopped talking cold turkey, and just lived on with our lives.
Cue almost one year later, and I was having a particularly stressful week. I had lost my job, and my anxiety was really getting to me. Usually during these times I end up having really odd dreams or nightmares. I went to sleep one night, and woke up the next morning in a haze. I heard my phone's text message tone go off, and when I grabbed it to look at it, it had one text message from my ex, and then I woke up for real. What I didn't realize was, I was still dreaming.
So I woke up for the second time, and thought to myself 'Wow, that was weird'. As soon as I opened my eyes and went to get up to use the bathroom, my phone's text message tone went off. 'No. No no no no no. It can't be her' I told myself as I reached for my phone. I flipped it over, and sure enough, it read 'One text message' from my ex.
To this day I have no, absolutely NO idea how the hell this happened. It was the craziest circumstance I have ever had, and it's what got me into studying neurobiology, dreams, alternate realities, and anything associated with the aforementioned.
A few things to note:
I had not talked to her, AT ALL, in that time.
There was no, absolutely no indication that she was going to contact me that morning.
The reason she ended up texting me was just to 'see how I was doing' and that she just 'wanted to say hi'.
After that one day, we haven't spoken ever again.
No, my phone did not ring before I got up, it beeped after I had already awoken, just like in my dream.
tl;dr I had a dream in which I woke up and read a text message from an ex I haven't heard from in a year, then I woke up for real and it actually happened.
Lono37 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:03:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had something really similar. Broke up with this girl I worked with, then decided to go back to college, right before I left she came in to say goodbye and I gave her my new number. Was at college for about six months and decided, in a weak moment, to call her. Her line was busy so I hung up and the phone immediately rang - it was her. Said she'd been thinking about me. Freaked me right the fuck out. Of course, I ended up going to see her and it was a total nightmare/mistake.
thecarbine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What did it say?
Captain_Porque ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:11:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
'Hey'
jb2386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You got an iPhone? I know it beeps more than once and I've had this happen to me. It'll go off and I'll be half asleep see it, put it back then it'll go off again a few minutes later. First few times I thought I was predicting it going off in my dream, but then later it clicked that it actually beeps a second time if you don't check the message.
Captain_Porque ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, shitty samsung slider.
comradeTJH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It is very well possible that you dream of her a lot. In fact could be nearly every day, you just don't remember it or give it a particular thought. But then when the text message actually appears, the connection is made. And that sensation is strong. Could be selective thinking. The answer is quite often very simple. :-)
kraftey ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 03:01:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I have a pretty simple one...
I took a picture on my cell phone a while back of my friends doing a backflip. I caught the picture at the perfect time and it was perfectly mid backflip. I was pretty proud because it was a cool shot. When I looked at it closer later it looked exactly like my friend had a devil hand or something. It was red and had 3 pointed fingers. This was not like it sort of looked like it out of the corner of your eye... it really looked like that.
I grew up in a pretty religious family so the first thing I though was the stories about selling your soul to do cool stuff. Kind of trippy. I really didn't figure out what it was. I think he had red shoes on the bottom so it might have blurred with his hand.
Anyway, pretty insignificant but I remember thinking it was really weird.
EDIT: Found the picture... this took a while to find :P http://imgur.com/snzJU (Notice the hand!)
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:25:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something like that happened to me too, with a photo. I was brought up as a catholic, so went through all the sacraments like communicon and confirmation as a kid. At my confirmation ceremony, I had lots of photos taken in the church. In one of them, there is a distinct demon face on the wall behind me. It freaked me out when I noticed it, and the weird thing is that it has a very sad look on it's face. I think it's just a coincidence/trick of the light, or something to do with the shading of the brickwork, but my mum said it was satan, and he was disapointed I had chosen to go through the catholic rituals. Now that freaked me out when she told me. But that was 10 years ago, and I'm skeptical these days, even about all religion in the first place.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:00:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had the same experience at church, I saw a "demon" face in the wooden walls in the church. For a while I refused to go there alone, just because it was really creepy. Now I don't see it ever, but I'm guessing it was from being young with an active imagination and just hearing about demons. Dont really believe in religion much anymore.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And yet your name is crazyprecerguy??
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:14:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha, I can explain. At U of Illinois we always have these crazy preachers come to our quad and yell out their "message of the day". They inspired me to make the name.
But really, its odd.
Ryugi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:56:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I went into a church as a two year old with my mother. I fainted in the middle of the service. I had a fever of 103. Not sure if devil-kin, or just really odd coincidence.
Iwokeupwithoutapillo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:06:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably just an accident of light and the camera. Selling your soul to do backflips would be pretty stupid, too, if you think about it.
Jaerc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
bah
Kanonei ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:32:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cool pic! This reminds me of the episode of Futurama where Fry gets robot devil hands to play Leela symphonies. Who was your friend trying to impress?
mriparian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm guessing you don't still have the picture.
Ryugi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:56:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Picture was posted.
mriparian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:03:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's cool
shalaqueifa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please get the picture!
Ryugi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:56:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Picture was posted.
Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FREAKY!
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:28 on February 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cellphones don't have a shutter so they have a longer shutter lag than cameras. I'm guessing the hand is blurred because it moved faster than the cellphone camera could scan.
Aparavize ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:06:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ok this is one I consider to be an indisputable glitch in le matrix. Every day about 4-5 times a day I see the number 134 and it usually goes like this. I'm listening to a song and look up at exactly 1 min 34 secs. I never know why i decided to look at the time at that instant, I usually just mindlessly change windows to view the song progress and when i see 134 I'm like "shit" same thing with time... i dont check the clock often but when i do its usually 1.34 or 11.34. This number comes up all the time in youtube plays or reddit upvotes... often enough for me to consider it a part of everyday life
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:12:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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BlazinTed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
and me 1134 dollars
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:53:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This used to happen to my xgf. She'd always tell me when it happened and it really freaked me out.
Edit: Same number. 134
angeliswastaken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:15:10 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every time someone says "le" rather than "the", I think Ive been transported a dimension where everyone is a pretentious douche.
Tw1tchy3y3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not completely like this, but if you haven't already, check out The Number 23.
BurntSyrkut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On to you.
Aparavize ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha not exactly what i was going for
BurntSyrkut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No offense, still a great story =)
stopitrightmeow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not even kidding you - John 1 Niv 34 - "I have seen and I testify that this is Godโs Chosen One.โ
Aparavize ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow thats a trip and a half... you have that memorized or you looked it up?
stopitrightmeow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
bored at work. looked it up
xNergalx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
c'mon, everyone, we need 143 upvotes
gerwen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I see 420's all the time. Not as often as you, but often enough that it kinda bugs me a bit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Hopefully this sets your mind at rest, but this is not a glitch in the matrix. This is your biological clock showing you how incredibly powerful it is, and also playing a prank on you.
Your internal clock is very, very highly accurate, as is everybody else's. The kind of thing your experiencing is also why you might wake up a few minutes before your alarm clock is about to go off, which is a very common way for you to see how great your body clock is.
The "seeing" of the numbers 134 everywhere is psychosomatic. Initially, this would've happened once or twice, and you recognised the pattern. Then, you began to believe that you saw the numbers a lot, and you probably did. Your biological clock will have picked up on the importance of these numbers to you, and with timing, will be prompting you to check whenever they are applicable.
How to stop it? Just try and forget about it. Stop holding the numbers 134 in a high regard, don't be alarmed by seeing them, and just don't give two shits. Your brain will recognise that the pattern is no longer being sought and will reset the function in your biological clock.
The body is fun :)
EARL_SWAGGER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me too.
My number is 206.
yidnak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:18 on January 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mine is 1111.
oph1uchus ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:53:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
so..i can only assume this will be buried, but i just remembered it after reading through your tales from the matrix for 5+ hours.
when i was around 6 i had a dream that i was in a state park in my city. there were exotic animals in cages, like monkeys and bears. i told my dad about the dream, and he said there was never any such thing at the park. i figured he was right, and forgot about it. a few years back i was telling my friend about the dream, and decided to further investigate. sure a-fucking-nough, this is what i find..
"In 1885, Daniel Hector Talbot began buying land that would later become the park. Talbot was well known for the various animals he raised, including: elk, bear, bison, wolves, and monkeys."
i had absolutely no previous knowledge of the history of the park prior to the dream. if i lived in the same city as i do now in a past life, i feel really bad for both of me.
*EDIT- formatting
sagapo3851 ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 03:26:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One day, many, many years ago, I had a dream that I got out of bed and immediately ate a pear.
Then, I woke up and ate a pear.
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
Dubbys ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:40:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Woah...
shakerLife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had the pear dream again.
istealreceipts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That was my first thought too! Love it.
BoilerButtSlut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you have the pear dream again?"
If you have no idea what I'm talking about
kamins89 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:39:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Around maybe 7-8 years ago, during the night before school I was enjoying this wonderful sleep. Then at exactly 3:33 am I jumped out of bed heart beating, wide awake as if I havenโt went slept at all. Same with my parents. The experience was very unpleasant, not unlike a nightmare where when you wake up you understand that it was a dream, but I didnโt think much of it at the moment. The next morning during class my friend said that he couldnโt sleep at night and then another followed and then I asked what time they woke up. It turned out that 10 of us or so all woke up at exactly 3:33 that same night. I guess thatโs just a bonus of growing up in Eastern Europe. I guess someone fucked up something in the local factory, you never know what kind of shit they do there.
sweetjesusfacefuck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:01:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like burning jews?
BoilerButtSlut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could it have been an earthquake?
I live in the Midwest, where these are extremely uncommon. The few times we've had them, they've been large enough to be felt, but small enough that one could sleep through them. The last time we've had one, I heard from a few coworkers that they woke up with their hearts pounding not knowing WTF was going on (by the time they woke up, the shaking was gone). It wasn't until later in the morning that they found out what woke them.
If you remember the date reasonably well, you should be able to find a record of it if there was one.
_AlphaOmega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't mean to freak you out to much but have you seen the movie The Fourth Kind. In that movie, supposedly based on a true story, everyone wakes up at the same time of night and see an owl. But they're really being abducted and the owl is just what the aliens injected into their memories so they don't remember being abducted.
Very weird coincidence.
AnonsWalkingDead ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:18:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I dont know if this is good or not but i will say it anyway. I used to live in Riverside but moved to Virginia this was terrible because i couldn't see my best friend. One day i was in school and i saw my best friend, I tried talking to him but he wasn't listening. I grabbed him and he just looked at me like i was invisible. He walked out of school in the middle of the day. Once I got home he called me and told me about his dream and how he described my elementary school perfectly. And he does recall something pulling him but he ran outside and woke up. Martix Fail
PoliticalMilkman ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:00:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I saw my daughter. I don't have a daughter, I'm 19 years old, but I saw her as a young woman. She was about 5'6" with the same deadly blue eyes her grandfather has. She had a crooked smile that didn't extend to her eyes and the long slender fingers of a musician. There was no reason I should think that she was my daughter, but I knew it. It went beyond feeling, it was known. She looked at me and waved and disappeared behind a group of people. She was gone. I was with the rest of my family at the time, but I was completely shocked. It was almost as if someone had punched me in the gut and made me lose my air. I've not mentioned it to the fam because it sounds crazy.
TL;DR My future daughter is a time-traveler, and I know it was her.
leafs376 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:52:17 on January 29, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So, this is the biggest coincidence that has ever happened in my life. So, I was writing an essay on Martin Luther and his role in the early stages of the Protestant Reformation. I was sitting in my University library (It had 6 floors, I was on floor 2). Keep in mind, for this essay, I was only allowed to use my textbook as source material, so I was just sitting in a random spot in the library, It wasn't like I consciously sat near the "history" books or something like that, I just kind of plopped down where I could find a seat. Anyway, So I have been sitting there for a couple of hours and decide to take a walk around to stretch my legs. I get up.. walk down a random aisle, grab a random book, and open to a random page. Staring back at me is an essay, written in French about Martin Luther and the Early Portion of the Reformation, but get this.. It was written by ME. It was my friggin name, and by name I mean first and last. The only difference was that it was written in french, so it was the french pronunciation of my name. It didn't really register in my brain what had happened until about 30 seconds later, after I had put the book back and walked out of the aisle, It all clicked and i ran back trying to find the book, but i couldn't. ( I don't think that was anything magical, its a big library and all the books looked the same, so it would have been hard to find it again)
Anyway, that shit was pretty nuts.
DaisyDoozer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:33:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Driving in Arizona in the middle of nowhere (sorry, redundant) and a rock hits my windshield. No cars in either direction for miles.
ClutchReverie ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:22:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure matrix 2 and 3 were glitched :(
Daytman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:31:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid (probably around 10-13), I went through a lot of surgeries and hardware in my mouth. I lost one of my front baby teeth and a tooth never came in. X-rays showed I had 2 adult teeth and that the closest one was a dead tooth. They removed that with surgery and they used a special procedure to bring the third tooth down.
My brother is five years younger than me. After losing the baby tooth in the same spot, no tooth came in. X-rays showed that he only had one tooth there, and now he has a fake tooth there.
TL;DR: I was born with one of my little brother's teeth.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:35:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This actually just happened... I'd been reading through this thread for about an hour, wondering why none of this weird shit ever happened to me. I shrugged it off as fake, but still, I was kind of uneasy about it. Real or not, some of it's fucking scary.
I decided to muster up the courage to take the long and dangerous journey to my kitchen (fucking dark hallways) and get some cheese to calm me down. In my kitchen, I pulled out a block of cheese, a knife, cut a few slices, then put the block back in the fridge. I then put the knife I was using into the sink and walked back to gather my cheese from the counter and run back to the safety of my room.
There was another fucking knife sitting exactly where the previous one was. ಠ_ಠ It was the same type of knife AND had marks on it that would have been left by cutting cheese. Looked back into the sink, the other knife was still there. There was nothing I could do but stare. I half expected the other knife to somehow end up in my back at this moment. But upon quick comparison, both looked to have the same marks you'd get by cutting cheese with them. Needless to say, I'm not going back into that fucking kitchen until tomorrow.
It's okay, though, I honestly didn't want to sleep tonight.
rathany ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:21:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a stupidly large dorm room one year, and had a bunch of friends over for our schools yearly music fest. There were about 7 of us in a small room at the time. I had gotten one of those two gallon water bottles, the kind with the spigot at the bottom. The water had been purchased about two days earlier. A friend of mine was talking as she took a clear plastic cup and filled it. Then, suddenly, we all stop her as she goes to take a sip. There was a small tetra fish in the cup. We tried to keep it alive by putting in some warm tap water, but it died a few hours later.
The thing it, though, we had some hardcore skeptics of the supernatural in the room. We all spent the next several hours trying to figure out how it could have happened or how it could have been a trick. After hours of science, math and other majors drawing maps and theorizing, we had nothing. She was in short-sleeves, all eyes were on her, she'd pulled a cup right from the sleeve. She wasn't the sort to pull tricks and was freaked out as well, and was part of us trying to figure out how that could have happened. After a while we had to give up and concede that it was just fucking weird.
ender21 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:35:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not so much a Matrix glitch, but a cool human trick I never thought was possible.
I was about 16 or 17 at the time and I practiced meditation here and there. I was sleeping in my parents' basement because it was summer and too hot in my bedroom upstairs.
I turned on my meditation music and some relaxation exercises of "letting white light pass through my body from head to toe," which is a good way to unwind quickly. I wasn't really "meditating" so much as just trying to completely relax myself this night, so I decided to try something I had never done before: I concentrated on "watching" myself disappear.
Basically, I started with my toes and worked my way up and literally, in my mind, let my body dissolve into "nothingness." It felt good but I was kind of scared tooโI had never gone this deep. A while into this (difficult to tell how long because time does weird things when you're deeply relaxed) my eyes started going haywire, darting all around, and I realized I couldn't move my body at allโ it was completely rigid โ without "shocking" myself (best way to describe it) out of this state.
I then realized that I was in REM. My body had gone to sleep but mind was still awake. The only thing I could do was wait it out until I came out of it naturally.
jackowe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:58 on March 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't this what lucid dreaming supposedly feels like?
ender21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:19 on March 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not entirely sure, but I believe lucid dreaming is actually being asleep but knowing you're asleep while being able to change your dream anyway you want. What I did was stay awake but put my body to sleep.
MinisterXopher ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:02:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For this purpose, my name is Bruce Allen, but my real birthday is in 1984 and I'm currently 27.
Back when I was 17 at my mother's house we had this shitty phone set and lucky me had one in my room. Any conversation on this thing resulted in static and all kinds of interference so I rarely answered the phone. Plus it caller ID so you could screen calls.
I don't remember where everyone was that night but sometime after midnight the phone rings. Caller ID says Allen, Bruce which makes me laugh at the coincidence because I don't really buy paranormal stuff and I didn't have a cell phone.
Once it rings out a few times they hang up before the answering machine picks up. I check the number for kicks to see if someone programmed the number to mess with me and I see 590-2043 which is not a number I'm familiar with at all. It dawns on me sometime later that in the year 2043 I will be 59 years old. Instantly redial and get that failed call static. Hang up. Redial several more times and get no tone whatsoever until the 6th or 7th time when it finally gives me the prompt to dial a real number.
TL;DR: Missed a warning from my future self.
Younity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:21:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of this stories have given me chills, but so far this is the only one that gave me chills and a swelling in my throat before I even finished it.
MinisterXopher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks... I think?
Not to detract from the haunting aspects but it wasn't too long after that missed call that my life took a HUGE turn for the worse that is still being recovered from. So now I wait for the technology to prank call my past so I can be "that guy" who tries to warn my former self.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:01:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I can recall a time when a friend of mine just bought a ps3 and we were fiddling around on it. I had just gotten back from virginia, and while I was there I had been out in a boat with my family when a submarine cruised by and my step mom snapped a bunch of pictures of it. So, while looking around on my friends ps3 I notice there is one of the pictures of the submarine that my step mom took, sitting right there in his pics folder. It was the only picture on the ps3, and it freaked me the fuck out. My friend has no idea how it got there. We couldnt think of any plausible explanation. I hadnt uploaded any of the pics to facebook or anything, they hadnt been downloaded off the sd card or anything to my knowledge, it was three states away still in my step moms camera. My friend thought I was fucking with him at first, but then realized i was seriously unsettled.
There was another time about 3 years ago when I had an apartment with a friend. I cant exactly remember what happened, id have to talk to my friend to fill in the gaps, but it basically went something like this:
we had a blank vhs tape, or dvd, brand new still in the wrapping. We popped it in a player, and it somehow had footage of ourselves on it. It was unnerving as fuck, and we immediately quit watching it once we realized what was going on. I cant remember what the footage was of, I just know it was a mindfuck and we destroyed it I think. And never spoke of it again. I remember discussing it when a friend, and they didnt really believe me so I dropped it. It still fucks with my head to this day, although ive tried to forget about it completely. It deeply disturbed me.
I have a memory from when I was very young, and I have always had it in my head exactly how it happened. I am 100% sure my memory is correct on this, despite the alleged faultiness of memory. I was lying in bed, trying to go to sleep, and a shelf that I had put all my toys on started making noise. I looked over, and it looked like something was trying to climb out from within the pile of toys. I freaked OUT, and hid under the covers too afraid to watch what was coming out. I screamed, my mom came in and flipped the light on and I looked and my toys were all over the floor, and nothing else. my mom admonished me for leaving a mess like that, and I was too speechless with mindfuckery to try to explain anything. As a child I had contemplated that maybe a large rat had been hiding under my toys? But I eventually realized that was implausible as I had placed the toys there when doing a quick cleaning of my room right before I climbed in bed. I am 100% sure it was not a dream, ive always had trouble going to sleep so it was like a typical night of just laying in bed restless.
Another thing that has happened several times. At my grandmothers house a year or two ago, I was napping in the guest bedroom and awoke to the sound of a male talking in the parlor. I eventually got up, and walked in to see who was visiting my grandmother. The only person in the house besides me was my grandmother. I guess i had a strange look on my face because my grandmother asked me if anything was wrong, and I told her I thought I heard someone talking in there. Surprisingly, she said she had also been hearing a male talking too and didnt think anything of it until I said something (shes a pretty level headed old lady, not one to get excited over much). She casually mentioned how its been happening from time to time, but she figured it was a by product of her brain aging. I found it pretty unsettling and havent mentioned it since. Pretty creepy, and now my grandmother creeps me out sometimes.
bravoredditbravo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:19:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a few quick stories... All from the same location.. the church i went to as a kid..
So first story... My girlfriend (now wife) and i used to park our cars at the church and take one car together wherever we were going that night. Mostly because it was convenient(sp?) To meet there. Well one night we came back after hanging out and i walk her back to her car, we lean against the car to talk for a while...mind you, theres one light illuminating a massive parking lot. Out of no where we hear this trumpet blast... But not like angelic holy style, like omg put that thing down and take up a different instrument. It was coming from the very back of the parking lot .. mind you there are NO houses around.. It goes on for a few min and we are just frozen there.. we bailed, never knew what it was
Next, forward a few years. I volunteered with the youth group for a while at the same church. The group decided to have a camping night on the church field.. well the only catch was we couldnt go inside the church, and all the doors were locked. As it got dark we realized one of the hallway lights was on, whatever though, we couldnt get in so no worries. There was no one else at the church that night. We go to bed.. i wake up at 2 am to pee.. mid relief i look over and the light is off... Maybe it sounds harmless but it was accompanied by a paralyzing fear that i couldnt shake till morning..
Foreward a year.. im outside the church with a friend one night and we were talking. We talked long enough to be the last people there, it a was dark, really quiet sort of night.. we for whatever reason start talking about creepy stuff that has happened at tge church. I tell him the 2 stories above, we get the chills and laugh it off.. then out of no where we heara tree start to fall. Sounded like a BIG tree, we waited like 10 seconds...20 seconds... 30 seconds... The "tree" crashed to the ground for like a whole minute. We left...
Needless to say i dont go there anymore
STtngFAN ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:53:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was driving home from work about 7 years ago when I was in college. I had just finished a late shift at EB Games during the start of the holiday season, so I was pretty wiped out and had to wake up early for finals. I was just driving along thinking about the day and what I needed to do the next day...there was this car that was in front of me in the passing lane and I was in the slow lane...we were coming up on an intersection, but the lights were green...for some reason I slammed on my brakes and slowed down just in time to watch the other car get smashed by a car running the light. I never saw the car before slamming the brakes...and I didn't think about slamming the brakes, I just did it subconsciously. TLDR; Slammed brakes on before seeing a car running the light.
UncleEggma ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:02:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wrote a story once with a very specific setting in mind.
A few months later I'm in a university art gallery that I've never been in before and there is a painting with a scene that was almost identical to the image I had in my head of the town I pictured. There were a few specific things that matched up with the story too, like an old-fashioned blue Volkswagen Beetle and a chain-link fence.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:10:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Welp, I once woke up kinda disturbed.. I had this dream about some kind of Nazi's in weird suits.. I mean.. they were Nazi-like but not Nazi's.. By Nazi-like I mean all decked out the same.. in rows.. all facing forward (maybe arm bands and a salute but I might have added this to my memory after awakening). It's like I was flying over their right shoulder or looking at them over some balcony. They were at my lower left mostly. They were wearing a sort of blue-grey I've never seen before. I don't remember very much of what the dream was about, just that snapshot.
My sister was waking up right around the same time as I was and she looked rather disturbed as well. I thought I'd take a shot and start telling her about this whack ass dream I just had. Before I could finish, she described to me the exact same scene. Uniforms and all... No context though.
I'm not sure about the timing of this dream but some significant shit was going on for America and the dream looked.. well.. like USA...
Wooga Booga
cathlicjoo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:27:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I forgot which family member it was, but about 50 years ago one of my girlfriend's relatives passed away on her mother's side of the family. Well at some point years after that, her mother's side grandmother decides to go revisit her relatives obituary, and she comes across the birth announcement of the man who is now married to her daughter (My gf's father and mother). She was wondering how his birth announcement ended up in her home, but she flipped over the piece of paper and it had her relatives obituary on it! Her parents now have that piece of paper frames in their home.
if_not ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:52:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So, in the end of 2008 I went with my SO, to the movie theatre because we were bored, and wanted to watch something, and ended up wandering out of the theatre we were supposed to be in, and into another one that said it was showing "Harry Potter: The Finale" and saw a final Harry Potter movie that put together all of the rest of the plot from the last two books. I can't understand if it was a test screener, or what. It was a Silver city in the middle of the day, and it was almost empty. I never heard anything more about it, never saw it advertised, or anything, we just kind of lucked in, and then it was gone, and there were three movies instead.
HighSorcerer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:00:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once dropped a nickel. While both my friend and I were standing there, we watched it fall to the ground. It -hit- the ground, and then? It vanished, right before both our eyes. This happened in my bedroom at a house I lived in, in FL. We searched for the nickel up until the point where I finished moving out. Never found it.
latis213455 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:27:05 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It vanished as you two were looking at it? You both saw it just disappear?
HighSorcerer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:36 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. We searched for twenty minutes afterwards, moving around everything in my room to try to find it, and the next year when I was moving out of the house, we made a point to try to find it because all of my things were being taken out of the room. There was no coin to be found, in or around the place where it was dropped.
latis213455 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:20 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"Some where" else it popped back into existence.
Oh_hell_naw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:04 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is crazy. A friend of mine where in the parking lot of Mario's Pizza after work waiting for his brother to pick us up and take us home. He was flipping a coin in the air. It landed in the thin edge and stood still for a moment then disappeared. We both flipped out and was like WTF where did it go. We told his older brother when he showed up and he said we were full of it. This happened in Ocala, FL.
HighSorcerer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:37 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in Winter Springs, FL at the time. Something fishy going on in Florida, methinks.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:01:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've got one that, More Karma than glitch though
My uncle Lost his chuck key for his power drill, went to wallmart and casually pretended to open a drill and inspect it, then pocketed(stole) the chuck key.
but when he got home his drill died. so he tossed it in the garbage, went out to buy a whole new drill. when he got home, opened the box and... no chuck key.
tebrown219 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:10:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In my younger years I worked at gamestop. It was an alright job, truthfully the worst part was simply putting the games in the back display case on the wall. So this one time my co worker and I were doing just that and as I had reached to put some game (I forget) on to the top shelf of the case. At the moment i had accidentally dropped the product and swore. We both went to reach for it as it was falling to no avail. Here's where shit gets wierd, It fucking disappeared, like hit the ground and it was gone. We were so unnerved that we spent the entire rest of our shift looking for it, even though I think we knew it had matrixed the fuck out of there.
xoltage ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:22:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of a small one. Back when I was a kid all my friends and I were really into Pokemon cards. I remember I used to have this metal Lugia coin we would use as the flipping coin. I loved it and would carry it around with me for good luck. One day when we went to play I realized it was missing. Looked all over and could never find it. Eventually over the years we all had stopped playing and I had forgotten about the coin. About two years later I'm laying on the couch watching TV and the coin lands on my chest like someone had flipped it in the air. No one was in my room and the door was closed. I feel like it should have freaked me out a lot more than it did but I guess I was just kind of happy to see the coin again after all that time.
Escobeezy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:33:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Late to the party and most people will probably not read this but here I go.
In high school, I was invited to my Indian friends birthday. It was fun, there was food and basketball with my buddies. Now it was about eight at night when this happened, my friends mother stepped out of the house and called out to my friends cousin asking if he was hungry, and that if he was then there was food inside. The kid didn't hear her right and I repeated what she said to him. My friend came up to me and looked at me strangely and said, "Dude, when did you learn Hindi?"
Now I was shocked, since I am a Latino kid who only knows Spanish and English. At first I denied it, saying she spoke English. After everyone told me otherwise, I had to believe them. All I want to know is wtf happened, I might never know though.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:42:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One day, a few years ago, I was out mountain biking with some friends. We had gotten a little lazy, so we would drive to the top of the mountain (yes, legit mountain), and simply ride down on these ridiculous trails. I'm out ahead of the group, as they had stopped to talk to some dude walking up the other way, hit a torso sized rock wrong, and ended up going over the side of the cliff I was riding along. Somehow, I didn't fall. I actually felt something pushing on my right shoulder, pushing me back onto the trail after my bike was already off the cliff. I ended up stopping as soon as I could, walked back to that rock, and there were my tread marks on the dirt trail leading off the cliff, and then ~15 meters later, back onto the trail. I would post pics, accept what idiot takes a nice camera out mountain biking? Oh, and yes. I checked, and triple checked. There was nobody and nothing anywhere near where I left the earth, and the cliff face was not making random strong updrafts.
And that's not even the weirdest thing. Remember that random dude I said that my friends were talking to? Yah, well, I'm the only one who remembers him. They all say they were stopping for a water break.
Incredipants ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:52:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone talking about their precognitive dreams should read this book. It's pretty interesting, though dry. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1571742344 (an experiment with time by jw Dunne) it's sciency! Reddit should like it.
bruceleroy99 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:57:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In high school we used to sometimes have class in one of our computer rooms full of the original iMacs (usually for English or History classes to teach us how to use Word and whatnot). One of these times we were having English class with our teacher, call him Mr. Johnson. At the time we were learning how to use the server that was setup for storing files, to which each of us were assigned our own named folders that only we had access to (and no one else). As the teacher is explaining how to get it set up, I notice that my folder already has a folder in it, named as something innocuous. Curious, since I hadn't made any folders and (as I mentioned) no one else had access to my folder to make these changes. As I open it, I notice that inside it is another folder, and inside that is another, and where the first folder I thought was just named randomly, I notice that together they form a coherent set of thoughts, all of which were things that I was noticing and thinking. Freaking out slightly, I show the kids sitting next to me, who are equally freaked out. I go down the directory tree to find 10-12 like-named folders... and it's growing. More folders are appearing as I open them, and at this point I am freaking the fuck out. I raise my hand because at this point I don't know what the fuck to do, and cautiously call to the professor, and as I do so one last folder appears:
"... Mr. Johnson...?"
And then the whole directory tree vanished.
SergiyMichael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:07 on April 30, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It is not possible to use ? in the name of a folder.. must be a lucid dream then..
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:59:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was around 5 years old we were on vacation about 300 miles from home (vacationing in Canada from USA) and our car got broken into. Just a few CDs missing. Fast forward ten years, we are at home and we didn't even have that car anymore that was broken into. We open the center console of the car between the front seats, and there is one of the CDs, in there with broken windshield glass. Kinda creepy. It was a totally different car too. Ten years later. 300 miles away. At a new house.
christo1745 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:14:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was five I had a dream that I was in some kind of underground market. There were bins of ninja title watches. The seller said I could take one. When I woke up the watch was on my dresser. I told the story for a while but everyone just thought I was weird so I gave up.
bubbafloyd ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:17:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a bedroom at the top of very steep stairs. I was probably 7 or 8 at the time. One night around dinner time I came down the stairs and 2 steps from the bottom I stepped out and my foot didn't go down to the next step. I put all my weight down on that foot and was standing in the air over the step.
I took 3 more steps forward into the hallway hovering about 18 inches over the floor. I was able to turn one more step into the living room when my mom called for me from the kitchen and I immediately dropped onto the floor. I tried for weeks to get it to happen again but it never did.
reluctantraiderfan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:52:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Grew up in a relatively small city in Southern California, about 60,000 people or so. One major high school, except for personal disputes everyone in my graduating class pretty much got a long well. We hung out in groups of 5-20, usually separated by ethnicity, but everyone partying together and having various associations with persons from other ethnic groups.
Fast foward to 6 years after graduation, everyone still parties together and gets together on holidays. On one labor day weekend, the most well liked guy from our graduating class, and basically the leader of the Filipino ethnic group is tragically killed during a dispute. Basically he was having a confrontation with some people sitting in a car when they grabbed him and suddenly drove off, he was run over and killed. Picture the most well liked person you know being killed in such a way in their early 20's and you can begin to imagine how we all felt.
Weeks go by, and I am calling my recently dead friends cell phone just to hear his voice in his outgoing message. In his message he is short and concise, basically, "hey this is ________, leave a message and i'll get back to you". UNTIL ONE DAY!! The outgoing message changed!!! It still delivered the same basic idea but his voice was much softer and he mentioned something about how he was sorry about not being able to get to the phone right now. The change in his tone and wording really brought closure and peace to my heart I don't know why.
I brought this up to the friend that he was closest to. After giving me a strange look, that friend told me he had received a call from our deceased friend's cell phone recently, nothing but static on the other end.........
Youknowthatsright2 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:58:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sept 11, 2001 - STarting first job out of school and have been in training for a good few weeks, getting to know the other new hires. CEO comes one day and we all have to go to the front and present about ourselves. ONe guy, who was the most outgoing of the group and never shy, goes up to the front starts talking and then just starts sweating. He can't get any words out, except to say "I don't know what's going on but I feel extremely anxious." He finally gets through it and sits down. Maybe 10 minutes later, someone comes running into the room saying "They are bombing us." Find out later, his dad works at pentagon, and if not for his dad, for whatever reason, deciding he watned to go out to get a cup of coffee (after he already was at work) he would have been exactly where one of the planes hit. Oh, and the plane hit exactly when the kid was up front giving his bio.
aclemfaal ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:04:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in Junior High, about 13 years ago, our class took a trip to Disney Land. I'm with a group of friends and we go on Space Mountain sometime in the morning. Girl that's with us goes into the ride wearing a hat which she looses in the middle of the ride.
Later in the afternoon we decide to go on Space Mountain again. In the middle of the ride same girl starts screaming like she's horrified for like a minute. We all get out and ask her what happened. She shows us her hat that she lost the first time, she was screaming because it flew into her face while on the ride.
chainsawkungfu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:08:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened in the summer before my tenth grade year, in 1996. I was playing Dragon Warrior for the NES. I was visiting a small town and perusing the local general store, talking to the shopkeeper. The game froze up, as cartridges were prone to do, and just as I was about to pop the game out (to blow on the cartridge and inside the system) I heard a sound- the sound a game makes when text is coming across the screen (do doo da daa do da... etc.). I look up at the screen, and a dialogue box pops up. The shopkeeper is gone and in his place is a wizard who says "... ........ .... ........ Walk in the light "ChainsawKungFu", though the darkness will surround you. Remain bright... .... ........"
Then the screen went black.
I was in shock. Nowhere in the game, or in any game for that matter, do I ever use my real name. What the... How in the... Huh?
TL;DR NES game froze up and a wizard talked to me, using my real name. Perhaps I am the Dragon Warrior.
Spartan1986 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:15:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not my own story but it suitably freaked me out as a kid. My mother tells a story passed on from her great grandmother during world war 2. My great grandparents lived in Indonesia during World War 2 and my great grandfather and his son were taken and put into a concentration camp at the start of the war by the Japanese. Apparently my great grandmother tells a story that during the night a ghost of my great grandfather appeared to her and told her the house was not safe. Unbeknownst to her my great grandfather had died a year earlier in this concentration camp. Freaked out by the ghost she madly searched the house trying to find out why the house was considered unsafe. She eventually found a communications radio hidden in a forgotten closet, the kind that had been banned by the Japanese. She quickly destroyed the radio and hid its remains. The very next day the Japanese ransacked the house searching for stowaways or illegal equipment. My great grandmother (a non-religious woman) maintained to her death that ghost saved her life.
On a side note and more a a story of pure luck is one about the son of my great grandfather. After having his dad beaten to death by the Japanese in front of him he had more or less given up all hope of surviving his concentration camp. However for strategic reasons the Japanese decided to disband his current camp and all the prisoners were released. My grandfather couldn't believe his luck and despite his incredibly poor health made his way back home. A few miles from reaching home he was rounded up once again by the Japanese and placed in another concentration camp. At this stage he was around 16 years old and only by virtue of his health before the war and young age was he alive. A year later the Japanese running the camp heard word that the allies who at the time were starting to win the war were a mere 3 days away. Panicked the Japanese began to make plans to retreat from the camp the next day. However the allies approaching them were not you're usual allies, the happened to be the Gurkha's. An incredibly fit regiment that instead of resting for the night marched on through and instead of a three day march arrived that very next morning. According to my grandfather they pretty much beheaded any Japanese soldier they found as he distinctly remembers walking over the bodies. The Gurkha's told him to run and go home and that's exactly what he did. 30 or so years later whilst reading Weary Dunlop's book my grandfather learned that the Japanese had poisoned all the prisoners meals they planned to give them that day and only due to the fact the Ghurka's arrived incredibly early did he survive. After the war he went on to finish his entire high school of 6 years in 2 years and then gain a degree and work for the united nations all over the world helping anyone in need. My grandpa is a personal hero for me ;)
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:02 on February 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could give more upvotes for these stories.
2br00tal ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:22:28 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was in the kitchen grabbing a soda. I grabbed a can of sprite from the fridge and put it on the counter. Out of nowhere, the lightbulb on the ceiling just explodes everywhere. I go get a broom and clean it up. When im done, i go to grab my sprite. My sprite wasn't there. My family was asleep. Instead, a Dr Pepper was in the exact place where i put my sprite down. I grabbed it and quickly walked to my room and stayed in there the rest of the night.
Paxjax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:34 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Picking up a demonic can of Doctor Pep-Sprite is a genius idea. Bravo.
2br00tal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:34 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wanted that soda, man. But maybe that does explain the horrific nightmares i've had from time to time...
SugarPlatypus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:03:42 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'd say about 2 months ago I was on my way to a friends house. I'm driving on the freeway (highway?), and as I go I always make mental notes to myself of where I am by signs and landmarks and how long it's going to take me to get to my destination from there.
So I'm driving and see the sign for "Miami Lakes Drive", I make note of it that I'm about half way there, and keep going. In my rear view mirror I see a cop and keep my eye on it for about 2-3 minutes. After several more minutes of driving I think to myself that I should be getting close to the exit already and look at the signs to see how far I am.
Suddenly the sign I'm looking at is a sign that I had seen earlier to turn onto the "Gratigny" (probably about 10 miles in the OTHER direction) and as I'm beginning to freak out, I pass "Miami Lakes Drive" again.
I lose my shit and call my friend immediately and as I'm driving I see a car accident on the side of the road that wasn't there the first time I had driven past Miami Lakes Drive.
So I think this was some sort of weird divine intervention? I'm not religious but the experience, confusion and feeling like my universe had been flipped upside down really made me want to grab ahold of a couch or something big and sturdy so I can't be ripped back into time again.
sammylo2011 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:53:44 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On a Thursday Night, My Jr. Year in High School, I had a very strange dream. Ok... Every Friday Morning The WHS Cheerleaders would go out for Breakfast Dressed in Uniform... This Particular dream was as vivid as if I were there. I woke early friday because my dream scared me.. The 4 of us that were riding together that morning were in my dream also. "We were In a 1994 Blue Ford Probe leaving town to go eat.. My sister and I were in the back seat.. We of course got behind a slow moving vehicle and we were in a hurry... As we began to pass the vehicle on a bridge in front of us I woke" OOOKKK... Now it is 6am Friday morning, My sister and I were getting ready in uniform, Hear the horn Honk, and Yep A blue Probe was waiting to pick us up. I instantly started having VIVID FLASHBACKS of my dream... Except It wasn't Foggy outside in my dream. In my dream it was just dark.... . Back to reality~ As we are leaving town My heart was racing as the driver Began to speed thru the foggy Roads, the kind of fog you can't see your hand in front of your face. Right at the Bridge, we came upon a slow vehicle.... the same bridge from My dream. She began to PASS THE CAR IN THE FOG.... I screamed NNNNNOOOOOOO!!! and she swerved back into the Right lane. And Not a moment too soon! For as soon as we did An 18 wheeler heading the opposite way we were passed.... I couldnt breathe! We all Would have been killed in a head on collision. Again We didn't see the lights because of the fog~~ I think My spirit guide gave Me a heads Up with the dream...... Nobody ever believed that I had dreamed it before it happened.... Except My dad.... He said he has had many Primenissions..... Was it a Primenission? Please excuse the spelling:~)
Sugar_buddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:52:34 on February 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Premonition :)
Busalonium ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:32:01 on April 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in grade three, or something like that, and hanging out with a friend when I blurted out loud something along the lines of, "I should junction water to Zell." (I don't remember the exact phrasing, but I definitely said water and Zell) I had never played a Final Fantasy game before. My friend asked what I was talking about and I said I didn't know, it just came out. A few years later I was playing FF8 when I thought this exact same thought and I instantly remembered saying the same thing.
axberka ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:46:34 on July 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once in class I set my pencil down, on my notebook looked at the textbook looked back at my notebook. My notebook was on the left and I was in the left side of the room do no one was on that side and I spent all class looking for it. Not a big deal but still.
Myflyisbreezy ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:15:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My physics teacher liked to award a small amount of extra credit for answering the "question of the day" We would all right an answer on a piece of paper and drop it into a jar. Simple stuff like what color is a giraffe's toung, or name one of jupiter's moons. So one day the question was "what is deja vu" I wrote down "a glitch in the matrix" He pulled my answer and I got double for a clever answer. The next day it was the same question.
cindreiaishere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now the simulation is just being silly
RipTrue ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:17:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had this dream when I was 12 where I was sitting against the backside of a couch in my families living room, holding a very small, brown, something in my hands. I couldn't tell what is was because the dream was very blurry. I found the dream weird but forgot about it because it was nothing special. About a year after this dream my family visited my aunt who breeds dogs and I instantly fell in love with this small brown toy poodle who was a runt and was picked on by the other dogs. I begged my parents to buy it and they did. When we all got back home I sat down behind the couch to relax and the puppy came up to me and sat in my hands, the dream from a year ago suddenly dawned on me. I just sat there and said "holy shit, I predicted the future".
TL:DR - pretty sure my subconscious runs my life either that or I can predict the future.
facemelt ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:17:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is no dana, only zuul.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:11:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got one: April 12th, 2009
I actually have this date written down in one of my journals and occasionally attempt to figure out just what happened that day. But first, let me explain. A few days after April 12th I had been in my car driving my friend home, we were listening to the radio and chatting as I suddenly brought up the 12th. Why? Because I had absolutely no recollection of anything happening that day. I remember going to bed Saturday, waking up Monday, and going to work then driving my friend home afterwards like we normally did. Now here's the thing, I did not sleep for over 24 hours (I lived with my family during this point), and I did not simply imagine that the 12th didn't happen. In fact the only reason I knew it was time to go to work was because of my radio. Everyone morning I would go about my routine by setting my alarm to turn on my clock-radio and play the morning DJ's in order to wake me up. They were only on Mon.-Fri., the weekends was replays in the afternoon and the morning was just music with commercials. I didn't really even think about this until that night when I got home from work. Mostly because it hadn't clicked in my mind that something was missing till after everything else had been done with.
Anyway, back to Tuesday.
So I asked my friend if she did or did not remember her Sunday. At first she asked why, and I said it was because I couldn't remember doing anything. She sat silently in the car with me for about five minutes while we waited at a particularly long light under an overpass. Then she blurted out that she honestly couldn't remember doing anything on Sunday either. We were kinda freaked out by this since there should have been something. Before I drop her off she concluded it was just a coincidence and not to worry about it. After she got out of the car I called my mom and asked her what we didn't Sunday. She said that we went out to dinner somewhere, and that nothing else really happened. I asked where we went to dinner, she couldn't remember. I then asked her to put my younger brother on the phone and asked him if we had any left overs from Sunday. He said that he didn't know what left-overs I was talking about, and then I said the ones from dinner, to which he replied we never went out to dinner.
Later on throughout the day I asked the rest of my family what we did Sunday, all of them saying something about dinner but other than that couldn't remember a thing. It get's a little creepier at this point because I called my Grandparents. I asked what they did for dinner: they claimed they had us over. We aren't on great terms with my grandparents, so the likelihood of that happening is pretty slim. My next logical assumption was that this was merely a prank on me from all of them. My family is known for being assholes to one another, and we have kept some pranks and jokes going for years, and years without explaining what's so funny. I have a problem with this answer mainly because my friend didn't know my family, and that my grandparents would never have agreed to do the joke in the first place. Especially not for so long.
tl;dr I had a whole day go missing from my life, and my relatives/close friends lives as well.
Reanderthal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:07:25 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just checked my 2009 day planner, that Sunday was Easter if that helps at all.
Oh_hell_naw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:52 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap I cant remember what I did that day either.
Ell223 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:04:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About five years ago, when my brother was in college (he was about 17, I was 14). He was on his way home from college, and the quickest way to get to our house is to cut through a park. So this takes place in the winter, where it's pitch black night-time darkness by about 5pm. And the park is layed out so you have to walk through one alley to get into it, and one alley to get out of it. The park also backs onto some woods. So he's walking through the first alley way which is pitch black because there are no street lights at this point, but he gets through and into the park.
The street lights that light the path through the park are unreliable at best, and some nights they're all on and some nights they're all off, or one is on, the rest are off. Anyway, he's walking through the park and only a single street light is on today. And as he's walking towards it he says he see's the silhouette of a person walking towards him, under the street light, but as he carries on walking, there's nobody there. So obviously he's freaking out a bit.
He carries on walking through the park with a faster pace. Before you get to the second alley leading out of the park (which is always well lit as there are houses next to it) you have to walk past the entrance to the woods (or the only part that isn't fences off). And as he's walking past this part he says he turns to look down it, and there's this little girl, in a white dress just staring at him. Just deadpan just standing, staring at him. Then he says she put her hand out and said "Play?", turns around and skips off giggling.
Suffice to say my brother ran the rest of the way home. I can't say what he actually did or didn't see, but to this day he still swears that's what he saw, and refuses to walk through the park at night alone.
Edit: More of a ghost story than anything else, but thought it was worth telling anyway.
mechmuertos ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:19:23 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not only the front page. Your egg story made it to the mysteriousuniverse.org podcast for their + members. Well done.
JmenD ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 05:47:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time my girlfriend admitted to being wrong...
Clairvoyant_Legacy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:41:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The universe must've fucked up big time.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:49:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had shivers.
JFSOCC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:44:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You dreamt that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ok I call Bullshit on this one.
Kylar_Stern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:15 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, stop lying. Im okay with a little suspension of disbelief, but this just isn't believable at all.
McTimm ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 03:35:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time I looked at a lamp and noticed that the perspective seemed wrong.
I decided to just move on with my life.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:53:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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threemoonwolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hole in space?
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 04:16:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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NovelDame ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:53:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Got chills so I looked to see if you were a troll. No. Googled shadow people. Well fuck, other people see them, too. Hi. You're not crazy. No one believes me, either.
Tw1tchy3y3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:23:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well alright... I already posted one weird incident, but as I've never before heard of another person experiencing this as well, I'll share this story here.
One night, when I was about 10 or so, I was laying in my bed looking out my open door at my open bathroom door across the hall. Suddenly, while I'm staring right at it, I see a short little shadow in the shape of a small man dart into the bathroom. I go wide-eyed, and sit upright. Then my mom tries to go to the bathroom. I promptly flip shit and start screaming at her to not go in, that someone's in the bathroom. They turned on the light and inspected, nothing.
I still get chills to this day when I think about it.
Ryugi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:22:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He was watching you piss?! WTF?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:02:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How often do you see him?
I have a shadow monster who follows me. I call him that because he's too tall to be human and he has claws. He's gentle, but he still scares my friends.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It makes me feel less-crazy. I don't even bring him up and people still see him (so it's not power of suggestion). For example, the first time I spent the night at Cait's house, we were "camping" in the upstairs loft, circa age 17 myself and her age 18. She suddenly rolled over in the middle of the night and hugged me so she could whisper very very quietly, "Um, Ryugi? Did you see that thing in the hallway? I think there's a burglar...."
A burglar was impossible - her house has one of those fancy alarm systems. I carefully glanced at the hallway, and there he was my old "friend".
I'm sorry your guy is angry with you. You should ask him what his problem is and offer to help him if he's stuck. But, don't EVER allow or permit a spirit to possess you. It never ends well.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno. It's kinda freaky if other people see the exact same thing (like in my situation)
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:17:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shadow people are known pedos
gt_9000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:15:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please please see a psychaitrist to make sure nothing is wrong. The brain can screw itself up so it cannot recognize itself in the mirror.
Diabolicism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The universe can screw with you in the same way. Ha.
modano_star ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 03:24:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once dropped some toast and it landed buttered-side up.
hownao ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:14:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Greatest reply here, don't need to read the others.
TheTreeMan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:27:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
However, it's also by far the most unrealistic. At least try to make it seem plausible.
MasterEvilAce ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:36:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Myth confirmed.
fuzzzone ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:07:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Man, it's just sad when people are so karma-hungry that they feel like they need to make up outlandish and impossible stories.
mao_neko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
U = BTL
wallaceofspades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens a lot when I drop cats.
n00btown ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:10:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching House on DVD with my roommate one day. We have a PS2 instead of a DVD player to watch movies. When I reached forward and touched the controller, I felt a spark as my finger brushed the start button, and the DVD restarted itself to about 2 minutes earlier and replayed the scene we were just watching.
It was weird, man.
alkaline810 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Promise me that you'll use your powers for good!
n00btown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:41:15 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have only the people in mind.
solarxpower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My PS2 did weird stuff like that too.
RemoteSpark ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:57:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One night when I was about 25, I had just settled into bed when I looked toward the open door to the bedroom and knew that an empty person without a soul was there behind it in the dark, simply aware of me. There was absolutely no immediate cause to think this; it was sudden knowledge that popped into my head. I wrestled with the concept and rationally convinced myself that it was false, but this took maybe 30 seconds of full heart-pounding dread. I had never felt this kind of fear of the dark and unknown, even as a child, and I haven't since. It left a lasting effect on me: I have no patience for zombie movies, because I find them trivial compared to what I experienced, more like an unknowing animal in human shape. Good ol' irrational existential dread!
bikefourlife ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:15:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So about two years ago i threw out this old bike helmet because the foam in the back had been compressed from a bad crash. so skip forward to a week ago and im at work at the recycling center sorting trash. my helmet complete with the sponsorship stickers i put on it two years ago comes down the conveyer. obviously theres an explanation for this but i was mind blown.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:49:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Prevented him from going to prison, more accurately. Pedophilia is attraction to kids ages 5-13.
saminik ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:59:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ok this is weird on two levels, the first is that obviously, its a "glitch in the matrix, and secondly, it raises a weird question about the workings of my mind . . .
Also would like to point out that if anybody has seen garden state then you'll have a much greater understanding of this.
ok so a while ago I had this dream about this girl, and in the dream, i don't know why, she had something, presumably snot, on her nose. So i wiped it away, and she looked at me and said, "Wow, that's love."
so a few, id say no more than three days later I'm flicking through the channels and I stumble upon the last hour or so of Garden State. Anyone who wants to avoid spoilers stop reading btw, and it gets to the scene where the main character is talking about his mum, and how when he was a kid, he was crying so much that his nose started running. His mother offers him her sleeve to blow his nose into and he says, something along the lines of: "I just thought, wow, this is love."
I freaked the fuck out. I'm 99.999999999% sure I'd never seen the film before that and there was less chance of the two things happening so close together.
All I kept thinking was that I had a dream before I was meant to some how, like a time-travelling dream, or a "Glitch in the matrix," where I received information before I was supposed to.
Sorry about the wording, pretty sure it probably could have been better.
tl;dr - I'm a psychic, I predicted a line in a film without seeing it or knowing of its existence.
edit: I realised about halfway through that this isn't really relevant to the question posed, but I still think it was interesting, hope that doesn't sound self indulgent.
Pot_Bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You most likely heard it at some point prior. You may have seen it while asleep or just distantly. Like a few people may have mentioned it in other conversations.
memicoot ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:15:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wait....you get breakfast at your work?
jb2386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is becoming more common, it's often to get people into work earlier. There are reports about breakfast leading to increased productivity, or rather, lack of breakfast leading to poor concentration and lack of productivity. If all it takes is to provide breakfast to get a work place increase in productivity by 10-20%, it may be worth it for the company to provide said breakfast.
billy-witch-doctor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:36:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Now this one actually has an explaination. Years ago I ran into some freakish glitches for a short time, such as:
Knew I needed gas and looked down at the guage in my car, its hovering on the E. Pull into a station, get out, try to pump gas and the pump just clicks off. The car was completey full. I had not put gas in that car in a week.
Another time, looked in the fridge and figured out I needed milk, eggs, etc.. about 10 items of food. Went and bought said food. Returned to find the exact items, all of them, already in the fridge.
Shit like this happened often for a little while. Eventually I figured out I was randomly losing a half hour or so of short term memory, erased as if the time never existed. I was doing the exact same shit twice in a row.
xHaZxMaTx ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:38:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reading this thread is making me really think that something weird/glitchy has happened to me, but I can't for the life of me remember what it is even though it's on the tip of my tongue.
The Matrix is self-repairing.
ragobash ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:14:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When the fuck did it become 2:30 a.m? Damn it, Reddit.
longestline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:40:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
meanwhile in germany.. 10:40 am here and this thread makes my day at work ;)
DoctorOach ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:31:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hope someone reads this far down :)
My sophomore year in college, I had to show up a week ahead of other students because I was an RA in my dorm. The first day, I had to go through every room on my floor with a clipboard and check that all the rooms were ready to be lived in. So I grab my clipboard, grab 5 keys off a peg board of 12 for my floor, go up the elevator and start my rounds.
And keep in mind, I'm the only person on my floor and 1 of only 4 RAs total in a building that's impossible to walk quietly in.
First four rooms are fine, and room five starts out cool too. Put the key in the lock, hear/feel it unlock, go inside...but as I'm checking my clipboard in the room, I hear the door lock behind me. And this is a 5-pin Best deadbolt in a big steel door - it makes a hell of a 'thunk' when it locks. Sure enough, I turn around and that sonofabitch is locked. I noped it out the room only to find a totally quite and empty hallway full of locked doors.
I shake it off and go back to lock the door, only to find that I can't. None of the five keys I brought will work. I had to go back downstairs, get the correct key, come back up and re-lock that door. I should not have been able to unlock that door, it should not have been able to lock itself back and to this day there is not one part of that story I can find an explanation for.
TL;DR - I magically opened a lock I couldn't have, only to have it lock itself behind me once in the room.
stephyt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:36:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. Did anything go on with the people who moved in that room? Also, some of us sort by new :)
DoctorOach ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:01:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Other than them getting busted for damn near Federal-crime-levels of Ecstasy in that room, nothing happened to them of any strangeness. Or at least nothing they told me about. I had heard from a few people that the dorm was haunted but, being that it was the newest building on campus and less than 5 years old, I didn't buy it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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DoctorOach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm willing to believe that because it was the first thing I thought of too. I even tried the bump key approach with the first key that opened the door. But no go - if I bumped it the first time, it was a one in a hundred outcome.
And that bastard still locked itself on me, which I've yet to forgive it for...
trevor123456 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:35:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I problem which I'd pondered in the past and couldn't solve came into my mind and just as quickly left because i remembered it was much too complicated for me to understand. By some strange coincidence a kind man stopped in the street and started to explain the solution to the problem to me in a very methodical, patient and clear way which I could tell was easily understood by him. I subsequently understood the solution to a problem which was really beyond my ability. Then I woke up and was happy and grateful that someone had explained the problem to me. I then realised i hadn't met anyone. I know that superficially this can be explained quite easily there but believe me without having had the problem explained to me patiently in simple terms i would never have understood it. It still belongs in a category of difficulty which is beyond my understand apart from this one thing. In my dream I was very much me and I really occupied me and this person was a total third party stranger. Also, at one time i used to be able to look at book pages (encyclopedias etc) and then read them in my head later i.e. if I wanted to look something up I could picture the page in my head and read it for the first time then. I could scan thousand page books in 10 minutes and be able to recall them weeks later. I can't do it now.
Thrill_Of_It ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:35:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well lets see if people still are on this thread:
I had a friend stay the night back way back in 9th grade (the parents were out of town so we stayed up playing dead rising) In the morning, as tradition he woke me up because he never slept in, and it was a sunny day so he wanted to go be active. (Health Nut) Anyways, we came downstairs to make breakfast, we popped some bread into the toaster and flipped the handle down. While we were waiting for it to cook, we went into my mud/laundry room to grab some lacrosse gear. And as we bent over to pick up the lacrosse sticks the only door back into my kitchen started VIOLENTLY slamming and unslamming. It was unsettling, but sense it was a sunny day, we dismissed it. It wasn't until years later my buddy brought that up and we both got shivers.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:56 on February 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Creepy.
Solvoid ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:56:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So... two stories...
One time my gf got super sad over a miscommunication we had and ended up staying up all night. I met up with her in the morning cause she sounded so sad. So we were on this corner and I was leaning up against this wall and she had her head on my chest and was crying. She was crying for so long, and in my head I was like praying that she would stop crying, and this prayer thing turned into a sort of chant in my head. After a while of doing this, I open my eyes and look down on her back to see a little group of transluscent Gumbie looking figures/little-people (about 5-6 inches tall). http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/sweetlizard2/gumbie.jpg
I was absolutely baffled seeing them, and they saw me looking at them and knew I was confused. Well, there was about 3-5 of them and one looked like the leader cause he had an Indiana Jones hat on and also a belt thing with tools. This leader guy looks at me with this reassuring smile and gives me a thumbs up and winks. Then he looks at another one of the figures and points at him and then at my gfs back. Thats right when I see this trap door thing open in my gfs back and then the guy jumps in... AND THAT VERY INSTANT MY GF STOPS CRYING. I was not on any drugs at the time.
TLDR: Little people jump into gf through a trap door that appears and make her stop crying.
Now about the magical dice...
I had this idea to see if my brain could make dice roll the way I wanted it to if my subconscious worked with my conscious mind somehow... so I got a dice and rolled it around in my pocket and then took it out and saw the number was a 2. So I then proceeded to shake the die around in my hand and then roll it and it landed on a 2. I did this 4 or so more times and each time it landed on a 2. Then I randomly chose a new number under six, and tried this again. Rolling it about 5 times, it landed on the number each time. Then I chose a new number and the same shit happened like 5 more times...... and that when I set the die down for the day and walked away shaking and completely bewildered...
TLDR: My brain made me roll the exact number I wanted to roll on a die about 15 times IN A ROW.
here is an extra story...
When I was in 1st grade, a kid did some magic tricks with cards and was showing the teacher... I didn't know any tricks but I wanted to try to do one so I had the teacher pick a card completely randomly, then I closed my eyes and shuffled the deck super well... then just felt through the deck of cards and picked one that felt right... it was the right card and my teacher was completely baffled and wanted to know how i did it.... but the thing was that I had no idea how... I wonder if she was just fucking with me... LOL
Thanks for your time. Hope you enjoyed reading about some of these weird things that have happened to me.
P.S. There is no spoon.
ataraxia_nervosa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:14:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Card trick is easy if you have sensitive skin (children tend to). It's just heat. Same way as some people being able to read with their foreheads.
cosmonaut205 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:57 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Vonnegut has a short story like your second story called: "Report on the Barnhouse Effect." You should check it out!
TexasKevin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:35:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just read someone else's post about someone else sensing your thoughts and remembered my own.
One time I was at a bar/club by myself. I was standing by the wall with a beer watching the band set up. I was just kind of day dreaming and thought, I wonder what I'd do if some girl just walked up and started kissing me. (Just one of those day dreams us SAP's have.) Like a minute later I notice this woman get up from her table 6 feet in front of me to the right. I hadn't really noticed her at all up to this point, but she walked right up to me and put her lips on my lips. She didn't kiss, but stood there for 6 or 7 seconds with her lips on mine. I just froze. Then she walked away not saying anything.
So I guess that's the answer of what I would do, ...absolutely nothing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:39:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aaw you crazy motherfucker. Also I want you to know I'm going to be refering to you as "Texas Kevin" to my friends, and making up shenanigans that we got in together when you were up here visiting relatives, making you my friend from Texas. Don't worry, you'll seem super awesome in the stories.
Fatmonkey41180 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:49:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My daughter had this old doll her grandmother gave her. It was one of those dolls that looked so strange that it gave me the heebygeebies looking at it. Its eyes always followed you, and it had this smirk like it knew something I would never know. The day it got to the house I was immediately scared of it. Weird, being a 30yr old 350 lbs man. It just gave me the feeling that it was always watching me. My GF and kids thought it was so funny that out of everything in the house 1 doll creeped me out that much. One morning I got home and it was in my bed under my covers. I figured WTH Ill just throw it away, the kids will never know. I took the thing to the trash in the kitchen and threw it away. The next morning I awake and go to the bathroom. I am groggy with 1 eye half closed. I happen to glance over to the corner and sure as hell its sitting on the floor staring at me as I am pissing. I start to freak. I take it and place it in the can in the bathroom. I even take the time to put trash on top of it just in case the kids see it. About 3-4 days later I get home from work and walk into my bedroom, I pull back the covers and I kid you not it was in the bed.. I panic, I wake everyone in the house and ask them were the doll came from, my GF and kids both swear they never took it from the trash or put it in the bed, they tell me they had no clue I threw it away. I grab the doll, wrap it in multiple plastic bags. On the next garbage day I walk the wrapped "doll" to the truck, threw it in myself, watch them crush it with the rest of the trash. Still today I feel fear when I get home and have to pull back the covers.
AmirMoosavi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking hate dolls/puppets. They're up there with clowns as "How the Hell could anybody see these things as cute?!"
Blind_Pilot ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:50:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Late to the party, but what the hell, it's a good story.
When I was about six, I had a nightmare. I was standing in a room full of old lumps of stone, presumably gravestones, with poeple I couldn't identify, but associated as friends. We wandered around this place silently, and then I went over to this MASSIVE stone in the centre, covered with writing I couldn't understand it. I reached out to touch it, and something rushed from the stone and into my ear, the force knocking me to the ground. I blacked out, and awoke in a plain brock room with a nurse walking towards me.
When I woke up, I had a massive earache. It creeped me the fuck out, and it's the only dream I've been able to remember for so long.
But that's not all.
Two years ago (11 years after the dream) I went on a college trip to Greece. After visiting the Parthenon, the group split up to explore the Museum of Athens. I was wandering around with two of my friends, when we came across the EXACT room from the nightmare. When I figured this out, they were wandering around silently, and I was standing in front of the central stone.
Needless to say, I ran like a bastard. I told my friends and my parents, but I don't think they really believe me.
TheSoundOfThunder ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:13:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 10 years ago I was walking back from town with my older sister and best friend. I'd recently been given some money for my birthday and had a pretty hefty wallet despite going into town with the sole purpose of buying whatever junk it was I was buying at 14. As we were walking along the pavement talking I looked at the strech of grass betwen us and the road and had a strange vision/memory of me tossing my wallet into this slightly more overgrown patch - kind of nonchalantly. (Now, unless for a split second I went full retard, this definitely not what I did). It was still in my pocket. So when 10 minutes later I realised it had gone missing, and all I had on me were my keys I was obviously worried. Telling my sister and friend I'd lost it, they though I'd been robbed or something, but trying to explain 'I think it might be in a very particular patch of grass' drew looks of worryment along the lines of 'You're a twat if you've accidently thrown away you wallet'. So I ran back and there it was just lying there in the overgrown grass. Freaked the hell out of me at the time.
tl;dr - Hallucinated throwing wallet into a particular patch of grass for no reason, despite still having wallet after said vision it ends up in exact spot 10 minutes later.
Or, I am a bit Speshul and actually threw my wallet into the street and forgot about it.
smilenowgirl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:29:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was at an after school program playing flag football and kinda had a headache so I closed my eyes for a second and, for some reason, looked up at the sky. I kind of "saw" two planes, a building and a bunch of smoke. A day of two later, the twin towers went down in New York.
jeandavidt ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:34:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in my bed one evening, reading a comic book. I was fourteen at the time. Everything seems fine when all of a sudden my computer turned on all by itself. I froze in my bed, made sure I wasn't imagining it, and ran at top speed upstairs. I told my dad what happened. He told me not to worry, that it probably was caused by a short somewhere in the computer. It still freaked me the fuck out.
In that same basement, my sister felt someone grabbing her foot forcefully while she was alone in her room. After that she would always ask me to go sleep in her room with her.
moneyG88 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:40:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My bro saw this:
http://i.imgur.com/Z7EAs.jpg
bicfox ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:07:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 6 months ago, I woke up in the middle of the night and got out of bed to go to the bathroom, leaving my partner asleep. I was only gone a minute, and when I walked back into the room he was sitting up in bed, in the dark, his eyes wide open. I gasped, startled, then blinked. When I opened my eyes, milliseconds later, he was lying down asleep again. There was no way we could have lain down so fast, and I hadn't heard any rustling at all. I suppose I was still half asleep and had dreamed him sitting up, but it frightened me to death.
sarechie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:22:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if this is a "glitch in the matrix" or just really bad luck.
In 2009, my whole family was convinced that the house was revolting against us. It started with the pool filter going up and the whole thing turning such a dark green that you couldn't see the bottom. The pool filter was brand new, it was probably defective but it was still weird that it died that fast. In the same week, my mom went in the basement because she heard a loud bang. It was very early in the morning and she saw that the foundation of our house was caving in. There was absolutely no reason for this. Later that day, repair crews came and ripped out the rest of the damaged wall. It started raining around mid day and the rain turned into a huge thunderstorm that knocked out the power for house in a 2 mile radius.
It took 4 months for the walls to go back up and the pool to be fixed. A week or two after the last of the repair people moved the trucks out of our front yard, I was in my room getting dressed to go out with my mom and I heard the sound of something hitting the tile floor in my bathroom. I had just left the bathroom and thought maybe the cat as in there but I heard mom yelling at her for something downstairs. I went in the bathroom and the round mirror that hung behind the toilet had fallen and cut the water line. The water line shot back into the wall and flooded my entire second floor. There was no one in the bathroom and we still have no idea how the mirror fell at the just the right angle to cut the line.
MustrdTigerr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Then the walls said "get... out..."
JuzPwn ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:26:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OP : Kudos for posting something like this. Great read and great post.
PoisonGlass ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:31:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A story about how awful life's physics engine is.
One evening, I was laying on my stomach on my mom and dad's bed. My mother was sitting there as well, and we were chatting about something. The TV was on, she was texting, and all was well until I went flying off of the bed.
The only way I can explain this is that it's like I was dropped onto the bed and bounced off to the side - except that I wasn't moving until that point. I was just suddenly pressed deeper into the fluffy comforter, and then bounced off to the side and crashed into her dresser.
There was a moment of silence as I tried to figure out what in God's name just happened to me, but instead of coming to a solution I just started cracking up laughing while in intense pain from smashing into the dresser. I then rolled onto my stomach again and laid there until it stopped hurting. My mother started laughing at the same time, more out of confusion than anything else.
She asked me "What the hell just happened?" and I couldn't give her an answer. I tried to explain how I was suddenly pressed down on the bed as though I had been dropped onto it and bounced right into the dresser, but I couldn't come up with an explanation for how. Nor could she. And Jesus did it ever hurt. We simply went with the fact that I'm a klutz and somehow it was my fault, but it still makes me uneasy due to the fact that I didn't do a thing and then went flying off of a bed.
TL;DR: I was lying in bed and then suddenly went flying off of it into a dresser. Blamed it on clumsiness but clumsiness tends to not make up its own rules as per physics.
Sati1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:06:15 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"I was lying in bed and then suddenly went flying off of it into a dresser."
What a great opening line for a novel.
Djrizo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:45:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back when i was living with my parents in Florida, we often had hurricanes come through and tear shit up. Our power would often go out during the hurricanes and i dreaded those moment's mostly because i was trying to play 'Final Fantasy Anthology' and, if you've ever played a FF game before save points are hard to come by.
So it was about 6PM and the hurricane was already taking place, i remember sitting in the living room next to my brother, while my parents were in the kitchen cooking. I said aloud for everyone to here "Okay, so the power is going to shut off and come back on after 32 seconds, then later it will only flicker on and off." I said it more hoping than anything, i did not want the power to shut off while i was playing FF. a little before 7PM my parents were just about done with dinner, they just had a few things to throw in the microwave, when suddenly the power goes out. "Alright, let's see if your right" my father said. so i began counting in my head, when i got to 35 seconds the power came back on! I remember feeling so gifted to have guessed how long the power would be out for. Later the power flickered which wasn't anything spectacular seeing as the power tended to do that during a hurricane. But to this day i still feel pretty proud of myself for having guessed it! that's the closest story i have to a glitch in the matrix :)
deersan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:52:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger (I think 9th grade?), I was home alone with our dog while my family was out. I have a big family, so there's always noise, and the fact that the house was silent already had me a little on edge (it's also a two-story split level). I was hanging out in my brother's room watching TV with the dog at my feet when I heard glass crashing upstairs- I leaped up and stood still, and of course, heard footsteps stomping through the kitchen above my head.
Luckily, my brother's room connected to the garage which had a door into the backyard, so I grabbed my dog and creeped out as silently as I could. I made it around the back of the house to the neighbor's, who let me in and put my dog in their garage while I called 911, thinking a break-in was happening. Three police cars showed up. One officer came to talk to me, the others were inspecting the house- eventually they came over to tell me that there was no sign of forced entry, and in fact all doors were locked.
I pointed out the door to them that I had exited from, and that was the only one that was left open after my parents left. Scared the crap out of me.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:17:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One day my class had this psychological exercise where we had to resist eating an M&M for a whole class period and whoever didn't eat it got a second M&M. So I managed, with great difficulty, to resist eating the M&M until the very end of class.
The teacher brought out this massive bag of M&Ms at the end and as I went up to the get the second M&M I had the weirdest feeling that it would be a skittle. I reached in the bag and looked at what I picked up, it was A FUCKING SKITTLE.
I thought it was really funny at the time but now that i think about it that seems like a strange thing to happen.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:41:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Not that spooky but hopefully y'all will appreciate. When I was 5 my 18 yo brother was caught driving a vehicle that was stolen. As I've heard the story told, his friend said it was his and let my brother drive. They got pulled over, and since my brother was driving, he got the brunt of the badness. My brother had a drug problem and had already been convicted of prior theft charges. He was put in jail (this is in Dallas Texas, we now live in Montana.) I don't know if the hopelesness and frustration of all this caught up with him or if something really bad happened in jail but when my brother was released on pretrial, he shot himself. As a 5 yo, I didn't have a whole lot of comprehension of this (my parents divorced and my dog died that year too; bad year for my family) but the effect it had on my family, especially my dad, was devastating. At this time I started having night terrors. I would feel perfectly conscious and see a dark entity appear in the corner of my room. It never said or did anything, but it terrified me. When these happened, my parents said I would scream and cry and hold my bedroom door shut from the other side. They would try to get in to calm me, but they said I had a lot of strength for a five year old. Eventually I would just stop; they'd get in the room and I would be asleep on the floor in a sweat. This whole time my dad couldn't sleep and would hear knocking at his door in the night. He would get up, thinking it was me, but no one would be there. This went on (the knocking and the night terrors) for about three years. The night terrors and knocking suddenly stopped. He told me years later (I'm 24 now) that one night he had a dream where my brother told him he loved us and tried to explain why he had done what he had done. He said he didn't want to hurt anyone, but that life had become too much. What's freaky about this for me is not that the knocking stopped. Obviously something had resolved within my dad (and thank god. The guy was miserable for long enough) but what freaked me out was that the recurring night terrors suddenly stopped. Mind you, my dad didn't tell me about his dream untill I was 18. I know his dream and the ceasing of my night terrors coincided because he said it happened right before he remarried, which is right when my night terrors stopped.
seven_sacks_of_shit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:49:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 12 years old, my grandmother came to visit my family in the summer. Early one morning, I heard a huge crash and the sound of glass breaking. I went running downstairs and my first thought was that the paperboy had thrown the paper through the large pane of glass in the storm door in front of the main door. Nope, it was fine, nothing broken. I remember I walked around the house, looking for something, anything broken. Couldn't fine anything. Then grandma comes down the stairs, asking me 'did you hear a loud crash?'. Yes I did! We search together and still can't find anything. Everyone gets up later and no one else heard anything. But of course...later that same day, my dad is doing some repair work on the front porch and he tries propping open the storm door. He must have twisted it just right because BOOM crash! the front pane bursts and glass showers everywhere. Exact same sound I heard that morning. I remember I was so freaked out I ran upstairs and hid in my room and cried. I can't recall ever experiencing anything like that ever since.
TLDR - my grandma and I both heard a window breaking that didn't happen until later that same day
HerbertWest ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:57:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was driving with my friend, who I used to date a few years back, up a steep mountain side road to the entrance of a hiking trail. I turn to her, and say, "Hey, remember back when we were dating, we were stupid and tried driving up here when it was snowing? And my car almost slipped and got stuck over there?" She looks at me, all confused, and tells me that we never did such a thing together. Thing is, apparently, the same event, down to every detail, happened to her with a more recent boyfriend. The memory was extremely vivid, so I insisted she was wrong, and that it had happened with me; however, I later found out from her ex that she was right. Basically, I was recalling someone else's memory.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:33 on February 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:24:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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PaoloJMalmsteen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. Pretty cool.
quietstormx1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:41:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not so much a 'glitch' but it was one of the weirdest things.
About 2 years ago myself and a few friends were at Hurricane Harbor (a water park attached to Six Flags). The park opened at something like 10am, but we were there a bit early. They let us in the park, but obviously nothing was open to get to yet, so we waited around a bench just talking. A friend of mine had on a t-shirt representing our high-schools football team. (we all had graduated already) All of a sudden, some random guy walks by, does a double take and comes back. This is the proceeding conversation:
At this point, we were all amazed. The guy didn't believe me, and thought I was just going with what he said, until I showed him my license, with the same exact addres and apartment number on it. Apparently the guy had lived there in the 80's. Then someone else moved in for a few years after him, and then my family moved in around 1995ish. My bedroom is currently his old bedroom, too.
The sheer odds of meeting someone who lived in the SAME town, the SAME apartment building and the SAME apartment is staggering. Not to mention throwing in the fact that this guy just happened to randomly walk by my buddy, seeing his t-shirt and making a comment about it.
galwegian ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:57:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Years ago I had done a job interview at an ad agency that i really wanted.
Later that evening i was chatting with pals about it over beers. And i uttered the words "I think i was destined to...X (doesn't matter)". and at that precise moment a bolt of energy (the only way to describe it) shot down my spine and out into the room causing the air to literally crackle. everyone in the room felt it. And guess what, i was destined to do X. And i did get the job. very strange experience for all concerned.
mace9984 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:25:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm kind of late to the party but I'll share anyways...
When I was in my teens it was popular for my friends and I to dare each other to go into creepy places. One of these places was an old house in the middle of nowhere. I had a weird vibe about this place and didn't really want to go in but the girl I had a crush on dared me and said if I went she would go with me. So, obviously I went. We entered the back porch and there was a wall with a kinda sorta hidden door. We opened it and went down some stone stairs to a unfinished basement. It was empty so we went back upstairs and continued to explore. After a few minutes we found another staircase going down to the basement so we went down and to our surprise we were in a finished basement that ran the full length of the house. We freaked out and ran out to tell everyone what happened and finally, after being talked into going back into the house as a group we found that the first staircase into a basement was not there. There was no door or anything.
I still have no freaking idea what happened.
tl;dr - Finding non existent basements gets you laid.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:37:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
When I started dating my wife, I was around her place frequently. We were the only two there. Her brother was at university, her mother had passed away a few months prior, and her dad had started dating already and seldom came back to his house.
That house crept me out from the very beginning. Whenever I would take showers I would feel someone watching me, the hairs on the back of my neck would stick up. Randomly, when we'd be watching TV, you could hear someone's foot steps walking around up stairs where her parent's bedroom was (and where her mom spent several months bed ridden with cancer).
There were photographs of her mom all over the place, but one in particular was on an end table beside the couch. One night, I awoke at about 3 or 4 in the morning to something happening on the end table right behind my head. It sounded like something was being moved and at the time I assumed someone was picking something up. I didn't look at what it was, pretended to still be sleeping because I assumed that this was her dad. He went to work early in the morning and although I didn't see him come home, I assumed he had come home late and was leaving early. I had met him only once before, and between my own impressions of him and stories my wife had told me about him, I summed him up as a sort of manly man - "you touch my daughter and I will eff you up." and here I was sleeping on his couch. I went back to sleep soon after and when I got up, the picture of her mother on the end table was turned to face me. I'm not one to believe in the supernatural or the after life but I was still a bit put off by it. Again though, I figured it was her dad trying to send me a message.
A couple of weeks pass and I'm in the en suite bathroom in her parents room. I think I was grabbing shaving foam or something. I leave the room and a couple of minutes later I hear something drop on the floor. A toiletry bag fell on the floor and all its contents spilled all over the place. I did not knock it over and it could not have fallen on its own - it was right well back against the wall, like in the middle of counter. I didn't know what to think, but shrugged it off.
A few more weeks pass and it's pretty clear my wife and I are serious. We're already talking about what we want out of a partner - marriage, kids, the whole gambit. Her friend from out of town is down staying with her. The three of us are talking. She starts talking to me and I turn around and look down the hallway. I fucking froze. There, standing in the hallway, is her mom. Just her face, the body is blurry. She stops for a few seconds and smiles at me as if to give me acknowledgement. She disappears into a blur that whips around around and flies up the stairs to where the master bedroom is.
I couldn't talk for 5 minutes. My wife and her friend are talking about me wondering wtf. I snap out of it, pretend nothing was wrong for a few minutes and trying to decide if this is something I should tell my wife about. I eventually did, but only because she wouldn't drop the issue.
Nothing else happened in that house after that night. No footsteps, banging on the wall, no weird sounds of any sort. Nothing. The feeling was peaceful.
It's important to note that my wife had just gotten out of an abusive relationship. Her parents were extremely worried about her and who she'd end with. Her parents had moved here for the superior cancer care facilities but my wife had stayed behind in her home town because of this guy she was with and didn't end up coming to her mom's side until only a couple of months before she passed.
The whole experience was as if her mom was warning me to be good to her, making her presence known, watching and summing me up until eventually I got some sort of nod of approval.
Her dad and I get along great. He's an awesome guy. I spoke with him about the picture thing some years later and he swears black and blue he never came home during that period of time. He didn't touch the picture behind me, he wasn't even there.
I don't believe in ghosts. I don't believe in an after life. But this haunts me to this day, and I'll never forget it.
Statikkk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is some weird shit that happened to me about 15 years ago, when I was about 19 years old and living with my parents.
My parents and sister were going on a trip to Seattle, leaving me alone in the house for 3 weeks. Since I had just started university at the time I was usually out of the house, so my parents suggested I set up our answering machine. My parents had an answering machine, but they never used it so it had been stored in the basement for a couple of years. This was one of those old-style machines where everything was recorded to an actual audio tape, which you would record over after the tape filled.
Before they left, I brought the answering machine up to my room and left it on the floor, unplugged, power cord still wrapped around it. I figured I'd set it up later that day, or possibly and more likely procrastinate for 3 weeks and set it up on the last day just to say I did it. I had never used it before, so I wasn't familiar at all with how it worked, but obviously I knew it was a relatively simple process.
That night was the first night I was alone in the house as they had flown out that evening. I went to sleep with the machine still wrapped up in a pile next to my bed.
In the middle of the night, I am woken up by a whirring sound... the sound of an audio tape rewinding and then stopping. I hear the same noise, 2 or 3 times. I turn over and look at the machine and see a green light turning on intermittently with the sound of the whirring. Then it stops. I am freaked the fuck out so I don't get out of bed. I lie there awake, wondering if I was dreaming for a few minutes and then eventually fall asleep.
The next morning I wake up and go about my business, unsure of whether the night's events were real or if I dreamed them. Then the phone rings. I pick it up, and it's my sister:
Sister: Hey! I tried calling you last night to let you know we landed, but I got the machine.
Me: That's impossible, I didn't plug it in, and there's no battery-powered option. The phone line wasn't even plugged into it.
Sister: Huh? But I called twice - both times the answering machine picked up, and it was your voice saying to leave a message.
Me: W. T. F.
pancakefactory ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:53:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
maybe my boss was a program...
my most mindbugging matrix-glitch experience:
I walked into the office as every day and said a loud 'Good morning!'. The desk of my boss is around the corner next to the entrance hall and open towards one side. So I'd walk in and can't see him, but when I walk further and look around the corner I see his desk. There was no response at all so I walk around to look if he's there. I see him sitting there, totally focused on the screen and typing something. I carefully say 'Martin?' watch him and think for a whole moment why he isn't replying since he wasn't on the phone. Figuring out I shouldn't distract him anymore I then turn around and go on to greet my co worker in the next room. She asks who I'm talking to. I say to Martin, he seems busy. Co-worker stares at me and says my boss left an hour ago and will be returning in the afternoon. I turn around, look back at the other desk and nobody was there, the computer was turned off. The chair was at is place.
Co worker asks if I'm not feeling ok and if I maybe want to take a day off. I denied and was very confused the rest of the day. Later on when he returned he wore the same pullover I saw him in sitting at his desk in the morning. And my fashionable boss changes outfit daily.
Pinesse ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:55:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have this tune stuck on my head from what I was listening to in my car's cd player, and when I come back and start my car, the music that is playing almost always continues exactly from what's "playing" in my head. I thought the coincidence was high because I usually listen to edm but it also happens on other genres and even twice from an fm radio station!
plindb1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:25 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've experienced this too!
book_worm72 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:40:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't really a glitch in the matrix, but it's interesting. My mom, one night in 2007, woke up at 2am for no reason. She felt a comforting presence in her room, and she sat and say her father. He looked ghostly. He was sad looking, and waved goodbye, said "I love you" and disappeared. My mom was freaked out and called my uncle. She told him about it and there was a pause ".... That just happened to me too." They were freaked out and went to bed. In the morning, my mom got a call from her mother, informing her that her father had died at 2am. This was bone-chilling, especially since my mom and my grandma and my uncle all live in opposite parts of the country.
methodmouse ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:01:31 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened last month, right before I left uni for the holidays. I was standing in the kitchen next to my room mate's door when his girlfriend walked out, through the kitchen to the bathroom, leaving the door about 2 feet open. I was waiting on some food in the microwave and stretched. I had a good angle on the door and saw a shadow move across the opening and door closed shut. A couple seconds later, the girlfriend walked back across the kitchen, opened the door and went inside, shutting the door. A couple seconds later, my room mate walked in from outside and opened the door. That is when I lost my shit. He had never been inside the room and she was currently the only one in there.
We searched the whole room and tested every scenario (we're PhD students in the sciences), such as a draft of wind. The door has these thick fibers around the edge to keep sound out, so it takes quite a lot of force to move and the door handle has to be depressed in order for the door to shut completely, so something had to push down on it. The sole window in the room only has small 1 foot section that opens since it is on the first floor and we don't want burglars to be able to climb in.
There is no explaining the shadow or the closing of the door.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:16:21 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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latis213455 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:13 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, I bet it was actually the story that brought up the smell in your nose. Some people can do that. Top notch perfume sniffers (saw a program on this but forget what they're called) can actually remember a smell and then smell it. It's usually a skill that takes a lot of practice though.
rockethot ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:36:19 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My glitch in the matrix occurred a few days ago. I was looking for my roll of electrical tape because I needed it to apply the 12v fan mod on an xbox 360 that kept overheating. Anyways, I look for it for hours, checking every single inch of my bedroom because that's where I last used it. I was beginning to get annoyed so I asked my mom for help. We once again search every single inch of my bedroom. The last place we searched was a bookshelf. My mom looks underneath and notices that there is a large yellow envelope so she picks it up and places it on top of the book shelf, nothing being underneath it. We conclude that the electrical tape is not in my room so we decide to look elsewhere. We walk out and I hear my cellphone ringing (I left it in my room), so I go back into my room to get it. I look over at the bookshelf and notice that something is under the envelope. I pick it up to see what was underneath, it was the roll of electrical tape.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:23:20 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once, my mom opened a kitchen drawer and it was filled to the brim with dog food. We had no idea how it happened and we kind of put it off as sleepwalking but no one in my family has been known to have sleepwalked before. More weird than creepy.
bugmonsters ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:00:46 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the last one to minimize the stories of others, but I believe there may be a viable explanation to yours.
My mother bought an old car that had been sitting in a barn for a while. My mom was really into old cars. As we rode along, I noticed a bulge in the headliner. I touched it and realized that the entire headliner and the posts on either side of the windshield (covered in fabric) were bulging with a lumpy, crunchy substance. "WTF Mom? What is this?" She explained that as the car had languished in the barn, mice had raided the farmer's cat food and stored it inside the headliner of the car. Being the wacky lady that is my mom, she just ignored it and drove around with a few pounds of cat food hanging above her in a lumpy headliner.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:53:07 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is pretty gross actually lol. Hopefully that's not what happened to us.
bugmonsters ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:59:41 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hopefully not. Ghosts are much more sanitary than rodents. You'd probably have other signs if there were rats or mice.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:47:21 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
My friend and I were sitting in a park close to my house around 2 years ago. We're on a bench close to the jogging track and we see this man walking along this track. The man kept passing us, atleast 3 times in around 1 minute. The park was large and there was no way that he could have walked around the park even once in 3 minutes. My friend and I look at each other in complete confusion and we see the man again. I get up and run after the walking man. I was running as fast as I could with my friend behind me and could not catch up to the man who appeared walking. I start slowing down due to exhaustion and so does my friend. The walking man is no longer in sight and no longer appears near us. My friend is visibly scared whenever I speak of this experience and is now suffering from depression. I myself now believe in conspiracies and aliens. Even remembering about this experience makes me paranoid and terrified.
propagandery ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:09:06 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this happened in high school quite a few years ago but it stands out as a memory because it was bizarre, totally mundane and verified by others.
some friends stopped by my house to join me in renting a video. there were 2 options for video stores in our town - one around the corner and one about 15 minutes away. my parents were tired and said they were going to bed as we left to head to the store further away.
as we walked into the video store, I had this image of my parents walking into the store and my father waving at us in a particular manner. it was so vivid that I told my friends what I'd envisioned, and we all had a good laugh.
sure enough, within 5 minutes my parents walked in and father waved exactly as I'd seen and described it.
no one was laughing when it happened.
so of all the things in life I could have had a premonition of, why the fuck was it this?
sNeis ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:05:54 on February 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One of my friends dropped one of his cigarettes on the table below him, and it landed up vertically. That epic look at each other after we saw it.
Mathiesen ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:08:30 on April 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happend to me about a month or two ago, i was sitting home alone browsing reddit when i hear someone walking up from the basement (we usually enter through our basement door). I find it wierd that my mom and dad would be home this early as the time was barely over 20:00 (8:00PM). so i yell "hey!" down the stairs to let them know im in my room.. No answers. I find it wierd, but guess that they must not have heard me, so i call my moms phone just to check.
And true enough, i hear music and laughter in the background when my mom picked up the phone, not wanting to freak them out, i just ask when they are going to be home. I walk downstairs with heavy steps to give the image that im a big guy (im not) to the ones that i think is down there. No one in the kitchen or livingroom, i grab a big kitchen-knife and proceed to check every corner of the house, nothing.. and all doors where locked and windows closed.
Lets just say my new teddybear is a baseballbat....
31Orcas ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:13:43 on April 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About a year ago, me and my family were on our way to get lunch at Carl's Jr., and I began talking to my mom about the basic premise of "The Matrix", just because it popped into my head and she's never seen it. So, we get there, order our food, go to sit down, and there are three guys sitting in the very back of the seating area. They are all sitting straight up, stiff as a board, looking straight forward, almost as if at attention. They all have very dark sunglasses (it was a cold, foggy day), a business suit, and weren't talking to each other or anybody else. They looked freakishly similar to the Agents. We got our food, ate it, enjoyed it, and after a total of 45 minutes or so, we left. The whole time they were just sitting there, silent, and almost trying to be as mysterious as possible. I've never seen anyone look so much like the Agents as these guys, but I thought it was also a coincidence that I just happen to start a conversation about "The Matrix" on the way there as well.
DickMcCockpunch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:54:02 on April 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
These guys were most likely trying to look like the Agents just to fuck with people who have seen The Matrix, and to make them second-guess themselves like you did.
DeadNotSleeping89 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:59:04 on May 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This didn't happen to me, but my friends who told me aren't redditors, so I'll recount what I heard.
I have two friends who are fraternal twins; Brianna is short and petite and completely innocent (she squeels and covers her ears when she hears a 'bad word'. She's 22.), Abraham is big and raunchy and is usually the reason Brianna covers her ears. Opposite ends of the spectrum.
Anyways, one night the whole house is sleeping. Abraham wakes up and goes to Brianna's room, waking up their parents on the way telling them to come because he heard Brianna screaming. The parents say they didn't hear anything. Abraham shrugs, goes to Brianna's room. She's sleeping, so he wakes her up and she bursts into tears and hugs Abraham saying that she just had a horrible nightmare.
I've heard other interesting stories about twin connections. It's crazy.
nickistaken ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:05:04 on May 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened when I was in my mid-teens I guess. I had borrowed my moms 'public-transportation card'(you need to have one to be able to ride trains, buses etc. around here) and had come home to return it, but now it was nowhere to be found! I searched my pockets and then every corner of the house. My mom got REALLY pissed off with me(these things are expensive) and like the scrawny scaredy-cat I was as a tween I got completely freaked out and almost started crying because of this whole mess. So my desperation drove me to do the only thing I had left to do: pray. Now, I don't have a religious upbringing and I don't ever remember praying before this time but I kid you not when I say that I got down on my both knees and started praying to god, saying that if he found the card I would give some money to a shelter for homeless cats or something like that. And this was a prayer that came straight from my heart. I really, REALLY wished for that damn card to be found, more than anything in the world. Then suddenly I got this weird notion to look at the table in my room. A big sheet of paper was lying there and I noticed a small bump on one of its corners, like if something small was underneath it. So i picked up the paper and alas, there was the card! While I was searching for the card I did take a look at that same table and I can almost swear that I didn't see that "bump" on the paper. Even a bigger mystery is how the card got there in the first place. I have no memory of entering my room directly after entering the house. Kinda lame story but this is the closest thing to a 'glitch in the Matrix' that I've experienced. Note: After this episode I became quasi-religious, then I transformed into a militant atheist and now I'm slowly entering spirituality again. haha
fiverrah ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:48:36 on June 6, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had two pairs of jeans that were both about four inches too long. Since I only wear them to work in the yard, I decided to cut off the extra material instead of cuffing them up and having to empty out the cuffs after cutting the lawn. I cut the material from both pairs of pants (one dark pair - one light pair) and hung them in my closet. The next day I pulled the dark pair out of the closet and they were uncut, still the original length! Only the light pair was cut. WTF? I checked the trash and found the material that I had cut off the jeans the day before. Major glitch in the matrix.
Baldo19724 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:36:54 on June 20, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I work at a university where there are presently many construction and renovation projects taking place. One particular building I visit on a daily basis. I use the same elevator, enter the same departments and pretty much do the same things while I'm there. The two elevators recently underwent a bit of a facelift. the walls were updated with a more modern look, new windows to the outside and the floors were replaced in both. The old floors were terribly cracked and the old vinyl tiles were beginning to bubble and peel. One floor was replaced first then the next was completed a couple days later. I remember thinking to myself what a drastic improvement had been made when comparing the new floor to the old one. A week or so pass and, after both elevators were finally completed, I entered one of the cars and found myself startled to see that I was standing on that same old, cracked, dirty, nasty floor. The other one was just as I remembered it after its repair but this one was just as if no one had ever touched it. I simply shrugged it off thinking that maybe it was a different building I had remembered being repaired. On my way back down, however, that theory was put down when I re-entered that same elevator to see a nice, clean, brand new floor. I think I'll just look out the window next time...
alexmul ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:36:39 on July 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This story literally just gave me chills... thanks!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:44 on July 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Let us preserve this thread.
SkiingDreamer ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:27:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
When I was in first grade, we were pretending to swallow our pencils by turning to the side, tilting our heads, and lowering them so that it looked like they were going down our throats, but in fact were just being lowered beside our mouths.
I did this and simultaneously tucked the pencil under my collar to show that it had 'disappeared'. When I went to get the pencil back I couldn't find it, and we all searched around the area and it was nowhere to be found.
Needless to say we all flipped shit.
Irielle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:59:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of when I was in 2nd grade. We were making some dumb craft so we had scissors. This troublemaker kid dared me to cut off some of my hair, taunting me that I won't do it... so I fucking do it. Cut off a big chunk of my bangs.
IMMEDIATELY, the little fucker raises his hand yelling for the teacher. I put my shoe over the clump of hair on the floor as she is coming over. He tells her that I cut my hair and I'm like nuh uh, nope, no way. He says that it is under the shoe... and so she asks me to move my shoe.
And the hair is not there. The teacher was just frustrated and walked off, but he looked at me terrified and asked me how I did that or where I put it. I DELETED IT, MOFO.
misterbeaver ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 02:59:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What sort of work do you do to get a sweet breakfast like that?
schmeebis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:45:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Guessing Internet startup
themarkofmarks ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:33:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My buddy Andrew and I were just sitting there, him watching T.V and I was playing WoW about 3 years ago. We we're just bored sitting there literally saying nothing for like 45 minutes.
Simultaneously for no reason, we both stand up straight and stare each other in the eyes for about 2 seconds and at the same time, the same words escaped our lips and to this day we are still startled at how.
Those words, my friends, those words...
"Donnie Darko"
csbriski ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:26:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There wasn't a big bunny in the room...was there?
Sleepy_McTiredson ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 00:27:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You can't eggsplain that!
driftw00d ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 02:18:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The answer is huevo-ver my head.
TryingToSucceed ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 02:32:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Guys, these puns are scrambling my brain.
Reddit_user-1 ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 02:38:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This all sounds fishy, but Omellete it slide this time and believe him this time.
stiff_sock ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 02:58:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This pun thread should be over easy.
themarkofmarks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:25:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm about to boil over how lame these are.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's eggsactly what I was going to say!
digitalsmear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You poached that pun from the OP.
katacarbix ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 03:51:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I egg-on-toast-ally agree!
gonzoleroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've Benedicted to poaching pun chains; breaking them like eggs.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:49:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah.
At this point they're just egging eachother on.
ihateyouguys ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:51:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Try to look on the sunny-side, up or down vote and move one
Reddit_Script ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I personally think these threads are cracking,
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:58:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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DK_Pooter ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:06:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But it sure is runny.
solarxpower ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 03:29:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...eggs!...
NoisyCartographer ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 03:14:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All pun threads must turn rotten.
bigchum94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If you're going to make a bad pun, at least use the right version of yolk.
ottr ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:06:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
twitch. OK, so Yolk is the runny yellow bit. Yoke is what an ox wears. Sorry. it is a perfectly serviceable pun otherwise. :D
pootertime ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 03:11:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't mean to be a Benedict Arnold here, I mean I know redditors are supposed to love pun threads, but I gotta agree with jctheseal
Philthy42 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:22:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relax, it's over. Easy!
The_Craptain ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:32:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This story seems too over easy...
JackBauerSaidSo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:03:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's no need to give him shell for it, at least he's frying to make sense!
neednowantvic ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:57:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This time.
hoojAmAphut ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 03:06:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fishy huh? You didn't poach those fish did you?
paveln ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:35:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Really? You went for this instead of 'ova'?
Hawkknight88 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:56:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The yolk's on you, then!
ichigo-chan ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe someone scrambled in before he noticed!
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What an eggcellent idea.
Brooklynxman ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 02:05:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just now, wifi said it was not connected. Chat was still scrolling, hit to connect, goes through the normal connection process, and irc continues to move the whole time.
wildeflowers ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:03:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know what's weird. The exact same thing happened to me today.
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 03:55:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The wifi is coming from inside the house
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:08:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just Spit cola EVERYWHERE, thanks.
yeebok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, thankyou. Rofl.
dano612 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:01:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I took this screenshot some time ago, I think I'm convinced that Windows just sucks.
TalkingBackAgain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:57:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Using Windows as an argument that the world is weird just doesn't compute.
stillsoon ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:29:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you using Vista? Because this shit is usual in Vista.
PlNG ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:08:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Could be a full buffer.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
LMAO me too, i was using Mobile AP from my phone to my laptop tho
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, it must have somehow routed through the NSA's connection to your computer.
HiddenKrypt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hard to explain but I've been working with wifi and related tech recently and this is not that unusual. Unless the disconnect was for a significant amount of time (in which I assume the notifier was just bugged and telling you there was a disconnect even when there wasn't), then it could just be a backlog of data getting on your system then lagging it's way to you, making it look like it was still connected. If you were using a voice chat like skype you probably would of had some interrupt. Most networked programs can handle small disconnects.
countertrollsource ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:21:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream before I knew my family was moving about complaining about the ugly paintings all over our new house. When I moved, about 3 months later BAM shitty pictures all around the house. Since that happened I have been writing down my dreams when I wake up and it seems I can predict the future. Freaks me the fuck out.
Ishima ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:55:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Many redditors have pre-cognitions in their sleep.
hownao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pay attention to your dreams, write them down. Review them later.
violenthamster ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:30:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me years ago.
I dreamt that a friend had a cute capuchin monkey that sat on his shoulder and was his friend. I wanted one too, but it turned out that I didn't fulfill the requirement for receiving a capuchin...it was a Catholic thing. But we went to where they were kept (it was a really nice Spanish style house run by monks similar to a monastery) and there was one baby that could easily fit in my palm. After a little while the capuchin told me that he wanted to be with me and had a plot to escape. I went out through the front and he lifted out a corner of the screen in the window so he could crawl through. We were going to meet by the side but then one of the Brothers asked me for help. By the time we got back, my little friend had gone back home deciding he no longer wanted to leave and so I lost my little capuchin. I was quite sad.
I posted this on MySpace back when MySpace had yet to fill up with whores and the men who collect them (just barely). Later that day, Borat's capuchin monkey who actually had an account on MySpace, posted a comment informing me there was a Capuchin order of monks. I had no idea.
That comment no longer exists to my knowledge, but I felt like my reality had been hacked into.
violenthamster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also had a couple of weeks or so where I kept coming across various dead pigeons. I'd never seen a dead pigeon before, nor have I since. But one afternoon in London at a friend's flat, there it was at the base of the building - alive on the way in, dead on the way back out. Then I kept seeing them around Oxford. I think the total came to about 7-8 dead pigeons in the span of a few weeks as though I were being haunted by them, all in different locations, mostly different deaths ranging from unknown to cat/wild animal to car tire.
In the end I assumed that it was a conspiracy by a stalker to shower me with "gifts".
TL;DR Dead pigeons means someone likes you!
Youngblood777 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:26:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 6 or 7 years ago, I was in 6th grade. I was on my way back from my sisters graduation and I was supposed to stay with my grandma for the night because my parents were taking my sister out somewhere. So me and my grandma decided to stope at the local Borders on the way home so I could get a book. I was walking around and passed by the sex help section and was laughing looking at the books, well on the way out of that section I pass by the little common area of chairs. I sit down and chill for a little bit till this man across from me reading "A Brief History of Time and Space" says something along the lines of "Hey, I'm waiting for my buddy over here, would you like to join me?" I asked "Where are you going" he stated "Nowhere" I got up and left, I turn around and I look at him he's got a big smile on his face and he gets up, mouths some words and literally walks into nowhere. Like into the DVD isle, turns a left and I didnt see him come out.
Edit: He was probably just a weird pedophile, But i like to think he was a weird time traveler trying to get me to go with him.
Schickm86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was you! From the future!
Sleexer ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:31:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me and a friend were watching a movie around age 13. We stopped the tape once it was over, and the TV was on channel 3 or 4 or whatever it had to be on back then. The credits of some tv show were playing. I found out later it was the show "the outer limits" which I had never seen before or since. Its kind of a twilight zone ripoff from what I understand. The volume was really loud so i tried to turn it down via remote..nothing. Tried to turn the tv off via remote...nothing. Reached over and did the same on the face of the tv. volume button didnt work, nor did power. Right as I'm considering going around back to unplug the damn thing, the tv goes "CONTROL OF YOUR TV HAS NOW BEEN RENDERED BACK TO YOU." ( i guess they said that at the end of every show.) and damned if it didnt work perfectly at that point. Me and my friend looked at each other incredulously and never had any explanation. TL:DR... my tv was taken over by a tv show.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:59:51 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix/
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 03:31:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Black President. White NBA Finals MVP
Diabolicism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Half black, so half of a glitch. ;D
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:14:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
So in Portland Oregon, on the border of LO, is a house. It's a fairly fancy house, as LO is a fairly fancy area, but its not to out there. It has a wall of small little see through bricks, and a lot of big windows. You can see the entire living room, the kitchen, and the hallway where the doors to what I assume are the bedrooms and the door to the garage are. The whole thing is on a steep hill (that whole part of the neighborhood is, and from multiple angles you can see the sides of this house as well as the entire backyard. There is no fence, and no other place to park the car besides directly in front of the house, or in the garage.)
Sometimes lights are on, twice my friend and I who both lived around that area at the time caught the garage door open. The kicker? No one is ever in the house. There is never a car in the garage or driveway. The furnature and light fixtures are never moved. It drove the neighborhood kids nuts for years. We thought it was a rental but its not registered as one. We thought it was a vacation home-but who the hell would buy an expensive ass house in the middle of the suburbs and never be in it? We always make a point when we walk past it (its next to a popular park) to look to see if we can find people. None of us ever can. And there was a damn lot of us looking to.
gt_9000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:11:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Somewhere there is a dead drug lord who will never tell his mistress that he bought a home for her and the kid .....
On a serious note, what are see through bricks ?
womanisadangercat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:45:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Glass.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thats a better explanation than what we came up with xD I cannot find the proper term for them but they look like this Only in brick shape. They become clearer depending on where you stand.
NuggetDestroyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:27 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's a grow house or a lab
Ebsthug ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:24:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About an hour ago on our way to Trader Joe's (my friend likes organic food) yet another friend of mine punched me pretty hard and when I thought about punching him back his nose started bleeding.
I was laughing, he seemed worried.
thatshitaintfunny ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:54:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My MAJOR glitch in the matrix happened when I was about 10 years old. I know people say oh it's just a child's imagination but kids know when they make things up and I remembered this thing scared the actual shit out of me. Being a child growing up with no gaming consoles or anything, all I did all day was watch VHS tapes over and over again. Once my father was in the other room and I was watching a homemade video of my father and his cousin from germany when they went to visit. Basically my dad put the camera on the table then and recorded himself and his cousin. I know I was watching the tape in the living room years later while playing with toys on the floor when I hear my dad from the TV call my name. I looked up and my dad was telling me now is the chance to ask him and his cousin anything I want. I was absolutely lost and was babbling something along the lines of " anything I want?" and they kept saying " yes, anything just ask ahead " but before I could ask they changed the subject. I freaked the fuck out and ran to my dad in the other room, called him in the living room and asked him to rewind it back to that part so I can ask my questions. Of course he didn't believe me, but kept rewinding and rewinding and that bit never ever showed up again.
TL;DR: Dad on VHS tape talking to me.Called him back to rewind that bit for me but never ever found it again.
Itsmyballsagain ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:29:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was born on a giant blue ball in the middle of an infinite void and am surrounded by people who think wearing ties is normal.
lookieausername ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:51:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And who dye their hair. You don't see that anywhere else in nature
DK_The_White ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:43:58 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've just thought of one or two. Or three. Possibly four. So there I am around the age of 6-9, lying in by bed. I was in a bunk bead on the top bunk and my brother was on the bottom. I had woken up in the middle of the night because cold. I found out that this was because my blanket wasn't covering me anymore. I look towards the foot of the bed and something is pulling the blanket down off the bed. I tug on it and it tugs back! My brother snores and his snores are constant in one spot at the head of the bed, so it could not have been him. Scared the hell outta me.
The next one: I wake up needing to take a leak (same age). Back then we had a sliding glass door and we kept the back porch light on. I look at the door on my way to the bathroom only to see what appears to be a guy standing there looking in, wearing a black fedora, a black trench coat, and glasses (this happened many times, so I got a good look). He always had a huge smile. Anywho, one day I decide to go to the door and face my (completely rational) fear. Lo, and behold, he was gone. The next night he wasn't there. This, too, scared the hell outta me.
Three (short one): I'm laying in my bed and suddenly I feel scared as balls. I felt like something was in the room waiting for me to sleep JUST so it could watch me sleep. I'm laying on my back with my hands folded on my chest, trembling in fear. Then I felt what felt like someone running his finger across my fingernails on my right hand. I F**kin' lost it! I ran outta there into my mom's room and told her what happened. Weird thing was, she believed me.
I have more stories, but we'll leave it here for now.
markh110 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:49:33 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Man, I wanna hear more now... Are they all to do with this same presence watching/stalking you? When you say your mum believed you, does that mean she can sense it too?
DK_The_White ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:51 on February 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I described this guy to her, she wasn't actually surprised. After a long while (over a year) she told me a story of when she was in her teens she saw a guy who looked exactly like how I described twice: once outside a window and once walking through the living room when she was home alone. Had the same smile on his face and everything. This is why she believed my story: she saw him, too, when she was in her teens.
micalesteria ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 02:37:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
During the presidential campaign of 2008, I was watching a town hall type even with Obama. Basically, he finished giving a speech and was taking questions from the audience. An old guy gets the microphone, but something interrupts him..maybe the audience was still applauding Obama's last answer or something. Anyway, the man hesitates slightly and Obama says "Yea go ahead Jim(or some name)". The man proceeds to ask the question. That's when I realized that the whole election process is a complete sham. What's made to look like random people asking the candidate questions is actually a completely staged pageant where the people asking questions are planted in the audience with soft-ball "questions" meant to set the candidate up to get a Hurrah! response while not really saying anything substantial. When I tell people this story they always say well yea of course the people are pre-screened otherwise some wack-o's would say crazy shit. But I call bullshit..especially when its acted out to be random people.
Duffalpha ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 04:53:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's also possible that the person asking the question met Obama at a hand-shaking event immediately previous. Anyone who has had experience with politicians can tell you that they are savants at memorizing names/faces. I've met congressmen/senators once and had them remember my name and one fact about me YEARS later... Also, a lot of the time the questions are asked by members of the press, and candidates have a junket of reporters that follow them around... they usually get to know these people on a first name basis.
digitalsmear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:55:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My photojournalism teacher was just talking, today, about how photojournalists put in a lot of effort to get on a first name basis with candidates 'handlers' so they can gain the trust needed to be invited up to hotel/dressing rooms and the like.
darkon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some of them use a Farley file, too.
atanincrediblerate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:25:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Unless it's illegal, people will do it. Immoral really means nothing when you're up against others who don't necessarily share those same moral values. Dog eat dog and what not...
mumfordandsons ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:25:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
a lot of "home made" looking signs are actually made by campaign staff and handed out. that example i think may have been bush sr., but stuff like that can be commonplace.
grandmoffcory ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:28:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My stepdad is an incredibly charismatic person, and has the habit of assigning people random common names.
Because people aren't exactly accustomed to being addressed by a name other than their own, especially in a situation where they're waiting to talk, people either ignore it and respond, or don't even notice.
I'm thinking President Obama being a friendly guy and calling a random guy from the crowd a random American name jokingly is a tad bit more likely than OMG DEMOCRACY IS A LIE.
/america's not a democracy, etc.etc.etc.
TheDoubleL27 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:40:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've been to an Obama town hall meeting where several individuals had the chance to ask questions which sure didn't seem pre-screened...e.g. some guy asked Obama if he could help him get a job, another guy asked him directly for a loan to start a business, and another guy asked him if he could just come up on stage to shake his hand (Obama looked to the secret serviceman on his right for approval but was met with a headshaking no). This was after he had been elected, but I guess I could believe some of the campaign questioners are pre-screened.
rauelius ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 03:12:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's the mind control media for you. We kinda do live in a "Matrix". Television is a sham...hell it's all a big game...sorta, but we take it to seriously!
flizz ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:41:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that's why television shows are called "programs"
hownao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Programming your mind!
camelCasing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:50:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant: S.O.A.D. -- Hypnotize
hownao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:56 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That whole entire album is awwwwsum.
camelCasing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:23 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Most of their songs are. There're a few I'm not that into, of course, but I like most of them.
mollymcbutter1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:17:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have stopped watching television, I have come to believe that it's a way the government distracts us from other things.
theman838 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:46:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:21:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"It's the gov'ment, man. They're controllin' us"
ceejiesqueejie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That and Facebook and cell phones and angry birds and video games and all the other shit that Americans think are really important but just take away from living life.
mollymcbutter1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OMG! I got like 6 likes on my status!!
DaVincitheReptile ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
television is the eye of sauron.
all those stories are interconnected conceptually
meliaesc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:10:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you try asking any questions...?
micalesteria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:22:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this was on television
Always_posts_serious ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:46:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:03:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
=0
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:32:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Irrelevant, yet interesting none the less.
jb2386 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:39:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will happen more in the general election. If you go to an event for Romney or someone at the moment, it's random people. They just assume only supporters are there, but Santorum and Romney have been trolled recently by OWS or Ron Paul supporters. Basically this is the reason why they set it up later on, so they don't get difficult/uncomfortable questions.
isny ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:23:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This should be provable. Go through all of candidate xxx's meetings, look at all the people who ask questions, and see how many of the people show up multiple times.
tarmacc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I noticed the exact same thing at a McCain thing. Only I noticed the staffers picking the people out from beside the stage.
goldenclam39 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't the people asking the questions usually introduce themselves?
deepseaforme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:10:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The guy might have introduced himself earlier and you just didn't catch it. That seems a bit more plausible than Obama remembering a dozen names.
But I agree most of the political events you see on tv are managed as much as they can be. That's not a charade, necessarily, it's just professional campaigning. If you were spending millions, hiring staff, and putting yourself forward as the person who should run the most powerful nation on earth, shouldn't people expect a serious effort?
solarxpower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry you believe elections are not rigged; do you really think that the country voted "Dubbya" into office twice?? Ha. It's all a sham, theatrics.
Raygrit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:30:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's 100% plausible. You seriously don't think people are dumb enough to do that?
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 04:41:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am a conservative guy and on the conservative blogs, after each of those debates, the blogs would out the people asking questions - often times political operatives working for Obama, the DNC and so on. The youtube debate was especially egregious in this regard for an event that was supposed to be accessible to randoms.
digitalsmear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:57:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You can't say something like that without sharing sources. C'mon.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:44:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, a simple google search would have done it if you are actually curious, but I suspect, as always, the goal is to shut me up and discredit my point.
Also, I never see any democrats sourcing shit around here, but somehow that isn't an issue.
Anyhow, have some sources:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivYt6G1m_D4
http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2007/11/cnn-plants-questions-to-protect-hillary.html
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2007/11/29/youtube_debate_disaster_for_cnn_questions_planted_by_democrats
http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/29/digging-out-the-cnnyoutube-plants-abortion-questioner-is-edwards-supporter/
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2007/11/cnn-pre-planned-censored-every-question-at-dem-debate/
ALSO, for bonus points, not only did the Democrats plant all their questions at the Democrat debates, they did their best to plant questioners at the republican debates:
http://wizbangblog.com/content/2007/11/30/whoops-there-goes-another-democratic-plant.php
So yeah, pretend like this doesn't happen or that I am making it up.
digitalsmear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My comment had nothing to do with the validity of your claim - I am not naive enough to believe that this wouldn't happen. I don't ally with democrats either. There is no 'right' side and 'the best person for the job' will not present themselves until after campaign finance reform happens - that is a problem that ruins solution finding for everyone.
Liberal/democrat issues DO get nudged for sources - you're clearly just adjusted to having to defending yourself to reddit, I get that. Sorry, but that's the hivemind, not me. If anything, my political leanings are Platonist. So please, the insistance on polarizing the discussion helps no one.
I wanted to see sources because it was a big statement to just throw out there and seemed obscure enough that finding something credible would be hard - and in fact, when I did search, I only found one of the links you shared.
As far as the links go. First - we can not even have this discussion unless we are willing to accept that this can and does happen on all sides.
The CNN thing is pretty much blatant bullshit. That was a totally unethical move and it couldn't be more obvious CNN's intent - I'm glad the crowd booed Kerr silent. Would anyone else get a chance to rebute a candidates response? Absolutely not.
This next statement isn't directed at you; it's directed at the person who wrote for directorblue because of something specific they said. This is first grade reading comprehension: when we are at a debate between potential democratic nominees, in context, anyone who is "undecided" is undecided about the people who are present. There is no need to declare someone as totally undecided or specifically undecided about democratic candidates because venturing outside of what is right there in front of the people in question is completely extraneous.
The other blogs are also quite absurd. Let's not even get into the lack of journalistic rigor (because no one bothered to try and buzz the individuals for a statement, for starters), but who do they think attends these kinds of events? Politically active individuals.
There is huge double standard in all of these articles. There is ...
and I just found out that my grandmother is dieing, so I'll have to talk about this later.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry to hear about your grandmother. Priorities.
deatheire ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:53:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every now and then, I have times where I feel like I've seen the exact image as I was seeing, and usually what I am hearing. I'm also pretty sure it's what I've seen before in dreams I've had. However, I cannot usually remember the rest of the dream. Also, occasionally I'll avoid saying something that would make it fit with the rest of the situation that I dreamt about.
Ticamai ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 03:15:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's just regular dรฉja vu. Everyone gets that.
netcowboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also Known As "Repost Syndrome".
appropriate-username ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't.
jb2386 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:18:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Most people I meet I get the feeling I've met before or their face is very familiar to me, even if I've just seen them for 5 seconds. It's so weird, it makes it hard to distinguish between people I have seen before and those I haven't. :/
ProstheticBabe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Are you talking about Deja vu
unomaly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, that's just some de ja vu you got there. Neat when it happens, but also leaves you looking weird and staggered for a couple seconds.
Firate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%A9j%C3%A0_vu
How strange! If only there were a word for that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:09:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Real Life reposts
shadowknife392 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I sort of get this, but I never remember the dreams. It's like I'm doing something(that I've never done before) and then I get deja vu D:
iAmAballs ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:16:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit theres a lot of comments on here. My glitch is someone actually reading this.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:42 on February 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
nodnod
TrolleyPower ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:16:04 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This thread is great, even though I don't believe a word of any of the posts.
yaromier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:22 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know what you mean, but at the same time I have witnessed strange things in person, with friends to confirm they saw/heard it as well. We'll never know for sure if any of it's true. =<
slikk66 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:27:42 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Here goes mine:
I had a pair of sunglasses, and they broke. So I sent them in to be replaced. The new ones showed in a standard shipping box with my name on it, I opened box and inside is a black glasses case. In the case is the glasses with a sticker on the lens as new glasses have. I put them in my bag. Couple days later I come home, go to my room and on my dresser I see the black glasses case. I say "that's weird I thought they were in my bag". I open my bag and the glasses case is in there, with the glasses inside. I say wtf, go open the black case on my dresser and pull out another set of glasses, sticker on the lens. I take the other glasses in my bag out and compare them, they are the same. Both in brand new condition, the one in my bag with no sticker.
The only thing I can even think to explain this is that they must have sent me 2 separate shipments and my roommate of 5 years (who used to be a Sheriff) had opened my mail (something he had never done), thrown away the package, then gone into my room (something he had never done, he locks his room), and put them on my dresser.
I never did ask him, he never said anything about opening any of my mail. I'm not sure I wanted to really hear the answer because I don't think I could've handled it if he would've said he had no idea what I was talking about. I lost one pair of them on a boat one day, I still wear the 2nd pair.
BustyMcLeod ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:58:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have precognitive dreams. The most disturbing one involved a baby boy bleeding from his stomach. I called all my friends that had small male children just to make sure they were all okay and turns out, my friend was taking her son to the hospital the next day to have an operation on his stomach. In another one, I was walking in a shopping mall that I didn't recognize and some guy just started shooting up the place. 2 days later, I heard about a shooting in a mall in Utah.
The precognitive dreams are always more vivid and I always remember EVERY detail of them after I wake, whereas with regular dreams, I struggle to remember anything.
NovelDame ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:45:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. Jewelry, colors and numbers are the most prominent for me. I can remember license plates, phone numbers, flight numbers, someones earrings/wedding ring, etc.
korhalf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's usually what my Deja vu is.. it's recollecting a live event that happened in a dream, except for me it works backwards which makes it pretty useless. (ie. I only recognize after the event happens that I had a dream similar to it).
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:56:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No one is going to believe to me. But I'm gonna say it.
I lost my passport on a beach one night and some lady finds it the next morning all covered in sand and saggy. Turns out it had been out sea and come back again.
Did I mention she found it the day I had to fly home?
B1Happy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:39:34 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 13 years old, I was daydreaming in class when I had an idea to try something; I would make a conscious effort to try and remember that exact moment. It was an experiment to simply remember a mundane moment in my life that I could look back on years later and think to myself, "ha, remember when you were sitting in Mr. Bober's class back in 1992?" Hours later though, that day would become even more memorable to me when my mom got a call that my Grandma had died.
I tried this experiment years later in 1999. I was sitting in my office's restaurant eating lunch all by myself when I again made a conscious decision to remember that exact moment for the future. Later that day, Columbine happened. I again chalked this up to an odd coincidence. But alas, both seemingly mundane moments I had chosen to consciously remember for no reason had resulted in tragedy. So not to be outdone, I wanted to see if the 3rd time would be the charm. Just once, I'd like to have a mundane memory that I could look back on without remembering something horrific. The 3rd time I did this? On my drive into work. The date? 9.11.01.
I have not tried this experiment a 4th time.
ThugAimer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:10 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
so... its all YOUR fault.....
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:13 on March 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I tried this multiple times to remember a certain blink. They did not coincide with a famous disaster, to my knowledge. I only remember one of them clearly anyway.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:24:55 on June 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Last year I was dating this really messed up guy. One of the many things that made up his personality was his hatred for all things Christian. I wasnt much of a believer in God myself, so that didn't bother me. One night, we were on the phone really late. I was laying in bed on my side, when I got a very strong urge to roll over and look behind me. It felt like someone was standing there. Then, I felt really tired, and I don't remember anything until about an hour later when I woke up to my boyfriend crying. Not only was it strange for him to show any emotion, but he was praying, too! I asked him what was going on, and he proceeded to tell him that I had been possessed. Apparently, in that hour where I thought I was asleep, my voice changed. He described it as taunting. He told me I kept teasing him and trying to say hurtful things, talking about myself as if I was someone else, and growling. He told me I called him a cunt, which happens to be my least favorite word. Then, he told me something that literally gave me goose bumps. He said that I said "I'm going to come see her every night. Does that bother you?" The next day, I told my very religious mom, and she insisted I go to someone who "knows about these things". A few weeks later, I met with a woman who only made my fears worse. She had me close my eyes and tell her everything that popped in my head. There was a weird processes, that ended with me seeing whatever was in my room that night. Thats when I realized, I've seen it ever since I was a little girl. I used to always go to my parents room in the middle of the night, and it would always be standing in the shower. Also, I saw it in my back yard a few times. After the session with the "professional", things just got worse. One night, when everyone was asleep, I was going downstairs to get a drink, and I saw it. My stairs open up to my living room, and as I was almost to the last step, I saw it. Not for a split second, or out of the corner of my eye. I saw it as clearly as I would see anything else. Probably 30 seconds went by with us staring at each other before I fainted. When I woke up, it was gone. I haven't seen it since.
MidgardDragon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:55:13 on October 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't believe in the supernatural but my whole body tingled reading this story. And not in a good way.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:03:22 on June 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What was it?
Redditisfun420 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:17:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
thanks for freaking me the FUCK out. Looks like im having waffles for breakfast from now on..
mriparian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:14:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You should always be having waffles for breakfast if it's the option.
Redditisfun420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is true
allenizabeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you mean carrots?
EradiKate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:20:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had a few dreams that turn up a day or two later in waking life. It's usually just one or two sentences somebody says to me, but once it was a painting a friend was working on. For some reason, that one bothered me.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:31:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was going into the restroom to drop a load. We have two light switches: one for the fan and one for the light. The fan makes an obvious sound. Well, on this particular day I walk in to the restroom. Hit the light switch to the light, then as I'm about to hit the fan switch the fan starts up. I immediately thought "someone is getting fired for this."
Bonus points. Today I had a dream that a dead bird was being carried away by three dead bird friends. The birds all looked at me angrily, they were unable to move the dead bird. He was stuck. Then they attacked me. When I woke up I had a missed call from a lady friend of mine, I returned her call and she was crying that she on her way to school she hit a bird and it was alive and stuck to her grill the entire ride. Mindfuck.
markingup ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:31:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well my thing was kind of a dream thing. I remember a couple month's ago I had a dream I was watching a person from kinda a third person view. He was Indiana Jones type with the hat, just different clothes and he was shooting reptile like monsters running at him with some sort of rifle. He was on a mountainous area. When I woke up I tried to think of something that could of caused the dream, but i hadn't watched Indiana Jones in a while.
A couple days ago I got Fallout:New Vegas. I had the wild wasteland perk and was walking around when I found the fridge with a skeleton and an Indiana Jones yet. Still hadn't realized anything yet. Then I went shooting geckos with my varmint rifle and as I execute one in Vats, the dream came shooting back. I freaked the fuck out and shut off the game.
I feel likes seeing my dreams happen in real life has happened before, but I don't know if its just me subconsciously setting up these situations.
Soviet69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This shit happens to me all the time. I hate it.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:31:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I distinctly remember being in school on 9/11, after about an hour, we're made to go home to make sure we're safe from any new terrorist attacks. I tell my mother about how I remember getting out of school, and I find out that I wasnt even in school that day.
ataraxia_nervosa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:11:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fnord
FrenchAnglais ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:34:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have constantly tasted what we were going to have for dinner in the middle of the day, before my mom even decides what we're going to have
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:35:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i sometimes think i can either read peoples minds, or project thoughts, or both. it started in high school, when i was able to guess lab partners for four years with 100% accuracy. also, sometimes when i have an opinion now one knows about i feel strongly about, someone else will break the conversation to state MY opinion. i can also finish other peoples sentences in my head. am i crazy?
Wonderjea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:34:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I feel I have done this. There will be times where I'll be talking to someone and they'll say "I've been thinking about someone..." or "There is actress/movie..." and the image off the person will jump into my head with out any other context or information. Oddly, this works mostly when the person is thinking about a celebrity. Whatever we are talking about beforehand doesn't have to do with the person he/she is thinking of, so it's not coming from that
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:36:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was working as a fast food slave and was kind of bummed that I missed my high school football game. My boss said I could leave early since it was so slow. I jumped at the oppurtunity and biked the 2 miles from work to the school. Mind you it was February and all i had was a t-shirt, jeans, and a pair of gloves. When I finally got there I met up with my friends and at that moment I felt like I was phasing in and out of reality. Something out there was pulling me elsewhere, but my feet stayed where they were. It was such a weird feeling and can't really explain it. I assume it was something like "a glitch in the matrix" or I just was really really cold. Either way, awesome night.
fuzzzone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not the biggest sports fan in the world, but isn't football a fall sport? Generally it is over in November. February you say?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:35 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whoops. Yeah I meant to have said October. My Bad
alrightwtf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:38:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not so much about my procrastination but a couple years ago a friend of mine had a giant bag of fortune cookies. I decided that I was going to search for the perfect one and that would be the one for me. I saw one that had the little paper sticking out a little bit so I dug through to it and pulled the paper out without breaking the cookie: "Procrastination is the thief of time." I decided for whatever that that didn't count so of course the NEXT one was the REAL one for me. Reached in again: "Procrastination is the thief of time." Fuck.
tl;dr - Gigantic bag of fortune cookies told me twice in a row to stop being such a lazy ass.
gregermeister ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:43:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
To decorate my zombie-themed wedding, my fiancee and I have been purchasing and drinking Crystal Skull vodka. It's expensive as shit, but we want the bottles. Also, it's good vodka.
I was cleaning my room the other day, and found the cork to one of the bottles. I thought it was kind of strange, because I'd been really careful to keep the corks and their bottles together. I picked it up, walked over to where I keep the bottles, and every single one had its cork in it.
These are not standard corks. They have a fairly intricate design on them and everything.
I have never drank this brand of vodka, outside of these five bottles. I've never known anyone who's drank this brand of vodka (it's fucking expensive), and I'm completely, positively, 100% certain that outside of the bottles I already have, all of which have their corks, there have been no other bottles of this brand of vodka in my room. Ever.
And yet, I sit here with a spare cork.
Where the fuck did it come from?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:39:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wedding planning can be stressful. Maybe your fiance was secretly knocking back an extra bottle of the stuff and did a poor job of hiding the evidence?
PoshNoob ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:44:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Sitting down the park with a friend when I was about 8. The park is a small field, the only way out is at one end with a small fence with a gate, otherwise it's closed off.
Both my friend and I saw a man, late 60's, white hair and moustache, brown suit with waistcoat and trilby hat, walk across from right to left at the bottom of the park, the other side of the fence. Now, the second he got out of our view on the left side, he was walking across the bottom of the park again. The exact way as the first time, from right to left.
We both saw it, and the second he got out of view of us again we ran to the bottom of the park to see where he went.. No sign of any man at all. Nowhere he could have gone, he just literally vanished.
EDIT: Here's a handy drawing showing how I mean.
TL;DR Saw a older man in an old suit walk in one direction twice, before promptly vanishing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Creepy dude. Really creepy.
Thutman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:54:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every few years, on the same day: August 4th, a strange man with an indescribable accent in a wife beater and boxer shorts yells at me. This has happened seven times now.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:56:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For you. r/Glitch_in_the_matrix
borisvladislav ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:57:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once had a bad dream only to wake the next day and live it. I know some people might say, "Oh it was just a coincidence" but I truly knew what was coming next when I was awake, what more, I tried to stop it from happening. Sadly, everything I did to stop it from happening resulted in it happening. Still freaks me out a bit, but definitely the coolest thing to ever happen to me.
giveer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:58:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was 10.
I left my house with my dad.
We were in the car.
about 5 blocks away, something flew into the windshield.
My dad and I were both: "What was that?"
We stopped, I got out and ran a few meters behind the car to where the thing landed.
It was a letter, in an envelope, addressed to me from my grandmother, with no stamp on it.
To this day, neither of us have any idea where it came from or how it hit our car.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you mean you were 11.
candidkiss ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:04:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was at a rest stop with my girlfriend at the time, and we were on a road trip to Florida. We were just grabbing some food and coffee, and I started getting the most terrible sense of deja vu. It was so bad, to the point that I just stopped in mid-stride and just started looking around myself like I was crazy. She noticed, and asked me if I'm okay. I just responded with "I'm having Deja Vu. Right now. Everything is the same."
My mind was racing. I kept trying to get "ahead" of the deja vu by trying to think of what was the next step, but it just kept being too late. I would "remember" it the moment it happened. I still had a panicky look as well, and then I looked up at my girlfriend who was just sort of staring at me like I was an idiot. Then, I got really excited and for some reason I just said to her "The door...".
About a half second LATER, the door that my back was to let out this loud BANG as a man who was about to come in walked into it think it was meant to be pushed instead of pulled.
That was the first time I ever got even remotely close to predicting what would happen next in a Deja Vu sequence. Never was able to do it again.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:07:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if it's a glitch, as such, but I do know that when I got home last night, my keys were on the hook I keep them on, and now, they are not on the hook.
Who moved them? I didn't.
Fucking keys.
kendo85 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:11:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 5 years ago or so I was listening to music on my ipod while driving when The Ataris' cover of "The Boys of Summer" starts to play. I decide I don't really want to listen to this song and turn it off after listening to the intro and the opening lyrics "Nobody on the road/nobody on the beach/I feel it in the air" I decide to see what is on the radio only to find Don Henly's version a the EXACT point to finish the first verse with the line "The summer's out of reach."
zegafregaomega ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:12:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was young, maybe four or five, I was visiting the grade school that I would soon attend. Somehow, I got a hold of a tootsie roll, and as I was walking with my brother through the hallway, I unwrapped it and ate it while looking up at the ceiling and lights. After I finished eating the tootsie, I looked back down into my hand and I had another. I ate it again and like before, I looked away at the walls. Another tootsie was waiting for me in my hand.
I find it unlikely anyone would have given me more than a single tootsie roll...
drastick ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:13:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
10 years ago I was living in Arizona and working at a restaurant. One of my coworkers was house sitting for a friend and asked if my girlfriend and I wanted to come hang out and keep him company.
We go over to the house and are hanging out for a while and decided to go outside and smoke a cigarette (it was right around 11pm). While outside smoking I got a very bad feeling about driving that night. So much so that I asked my buddy if it would be OK if we stayed there that night. He asked what was up but I couldn't really explain it. Just that I had a bad feeling. We ended up hanging out for a couple of hours longer and I still had the bad feeling but decided that I was just being dumb because I had absolutely no reason to feel weird about it so I drove home anyway.
We make it home fine and had just fallen asleep when all of a sudden there was someone banging on our door and flashlights shining in the windows. I got up to figure out what was going on and found a couple of cops at my door. They ask me to step outside and informed me that my brother had been in a car accident and had passed away in NY.
Come to find out he had gotten in a car accident at 2am. That is exactly the same time I had this horrible feeling about driving home (3 hour time difference). I can't explain it and have never before or since felt or experienced anything like it.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:15:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was playing with this dog as a kid. I think it was my aunts dog but that was when I was like 10 so I don't remember. Threw a dog toy,you know when you touch water it like ripples? Well or a split second a portal like ripple appeared and the toy went threw. We later found the toy in the basement.
cbass717 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:17:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think this might relate but:
I had this dream that I was on this baseball team with my one friend. We were just playing baseball, when the pitcher on our team got beaned and didnt get up. Well it gets weirder. The next day I see that friend and I tell him that he was in my dream and he says "wait so were you". It turns out that we had the same dream, he recalled the baseball game and in his dream he knew the pitcher. It turns out that on that day we hung out and discussed our dreams that that said pitcher (who was hit with the ball in the dream) died from a drug overdose. Crazy stuff.
emohipster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:18:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At a party at a friend's house, there was the sudden silent moment between two songs and for some reason everyone was quiet, the only one speaking was me. I was speaking quite loud because I didn't notice the song was ending. Me and some friends were looking at a lamp hanging from the ceiling. I say "That lamp is gonna fall." Everyone heard it because it was silent and I was so loud. The moment the music started the lamp crashed into the floor. Everyone looks at me, I feel like I should've said nothing.
Weirdest moment ever. I did some oddly specific predictions before, but never did it happen so fast after I said it. It really felt like my words just pulled that lamp from the ceiling.
chattahbockx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:28:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was young I would see a man wearing fed flannel and jeans staring at me through my bedroom door when I woke up. I would commonly catch the image with my peripheral vision and as soon as I looked directly at "him" he would disappear kind of slowly from his feet up to his head.
Never mentioned it to anyone and didn't think much of it seeming as I have NEVER been a morning person and was always a little groggy. 13 years later I was hanging out with my brother with whom I shared a room all of those years and he started telling the exact same story. Same clothes and everything.
labizau ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:28:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was at the gym just yesterday and this guy turns to me and says, "Wow, that's weird," with a totally freaked out look on his face. I figure it's just some weird dude trying to strike up a conversation at the most awkward time, so I give him the "Okay, go ahead and say what you're gonna say, and we'll pretend like we're not both butt-nekkid" look.
At this point he's holding an unlocked combo lock and just staring at it. Then he says, "I just unlocked this lock. But it's not my lock. It was on the locker next to my lock and I opened it accidentally." He then sets down the lock, and proceeds to do the combo on what appears to be the exact same lock on the locker next to the one he just opened. It opens up, and we both just kind of look at each other, horrified at what an astronomically unlikely coincidence we just witnessed. Both locks had the same combination. They were put on adjacent lockers by two different people. What are the fucking odds? (Seriously, if someone can do the math, I'd be curious to know).
Ebsthug ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:29:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About an hour ago on our way to trader Joe's my friend punched me pretty hard and when I contemplated punching him back his nose started bleeding.
I laughed, he seemed worried.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I see what you did there...
MonkeyNacho ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:29:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was 17, at the mall with my boyfriend at the time, a super-sweet farmboy named Chris, when I look across the food court and see a girl who's a fucking DEAD. RINGER. FOR.... MOTHERFUCKING ME!
She had the same strange nose, hair in the same style and color. Bone structure was eery. She was even wearing a hoodie that looked exactly like mine... This weird grunge-era number that was turquoise and black and white striped.
The girl who was with her, a light-skinned black girl with a cute outfit and springy hair, was pointing at me while I was wondering at her friend, my fucking doppleganger.
I pointed the girl out to my boyfriend, we both gaped for what felt like eons, at the Bizarro MonkeyNacho and her pal, and I decided I needed to get the fuck out of there.
End of story. I wish I had learned kung fu.
zebulonwhatley ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:29:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I went with some friends to Las Vegas in the late 90's. We curved into the Bonanza Lodge, which was a semi-alright motel. I said "hey, there's pot behind that painting on the wall". And there was.
brownberry ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:30:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had the strangest thing happen. I went to a concert, put my MFLB and zig zags in a box in the back seat of my truck. Came back to the truck after the show, zig zags are there, no mflb. truck was locked up tight, no damage. It has a factory alarm + no one would even know i put it in there. And it was in the tin it comes with, so its not like it slipped through the cracks. or under the seat. I tore that truck apart looking for it.
1LT_Obvious ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:33:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was over at a friends family's cabin over some summer vacation, I was alone in the kitchen pouring a glass of milk, I turned to put the milk back in the fridge and accidently knock the glass off the counter. I quickly turn to clean up my mess and look down, not a drop of milk on the floor, but my cup is there upside down. I somehow managed to knock a large plastic cup, full of milk, off the counter and had it land upside down on the floor containing all the liquid inside without spilling a drop. The family took a picture because it was so ridiculous, but that had to look like kind of a stupid pic, just me smiling and crouching by an upside down cup (it wasn't a see through cup or anything), wish I knew where that pic went...
cuntsultan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:36:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can't explain it very well, but I've had a LOT of deja vu situations where I vaguely remember the exact thing happening before and can predict what's going to happen in the next few second
anyone else?
NadaFucksGiven ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:47:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
its actually a neurological condition, google deja vu research. u dont actually remember anything but the brain mixes up the present and presents it as a memory to you, trippy shit.
thaspaam ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:44:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was listening to the radio and there was a song, then another song just like it...
Synth3t1c ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:50:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try, robot overlords who actually have us in a Matrix-type situation trying to fix the bugs...
grandwahs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:04:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So... after reading a bunch of these, is anybody else thinking that we are, in fact, in a freaking matrix???
Garble7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:21:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
or perhaps, time travel is real and we're coming back to screw with our former selves. Those who don't have experiences can't afford time travel. :)
ericaamericka ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:18:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and my cat came out with me. When I was done I stepped inside and held the door for her to see if she wanted to come in, but she stayed out. I shut the door, which was locked, and went to clean my room at the back of the house. About ten minutes later my cat walked into my bedroom. This remains a mystery to me to this day. She can not operate a door knob or a lock, cause, you know, she's a cat.
Kihtra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:04:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A similar thing happened to me, except, reversed. My cat wanted to come inside from the basement glass door, so I swung the door open and let him in. He rubbed against my leg and walked away. I immediately went upstairs to eat lunch when I noticed, in the glass door of my back patio, my cat meowing from outside to come in. I checked all the doors and windows before letting him in, and all of them were closed. Damn cats and their magic.
ericaamericka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:14:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure they really are magic.
Deetoria ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:35:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My grandma was in a coma, near death. She hadn't responded to anyone for days. The whole family was around, and I had come from Alberta to see her before she passed. I was laying in her hospital room one night, on a small cot and I was facing her. I remember waking up suddenly and her eyes were open. I was not sleeping. Her eyes were open and she said something to me, I can't remember exactly what it was, but it made me sad and happy at the same time. We looked at each other for a bit before I fell back to sleep.
She passed away later that morning, while I was out for coffee. I have told family members of this but they don't believe me, think I was sleeping or that I made it up to feel special ( my aunt is a bitch, that's her explanation ) The doctor's and nurses say it was impossible. But, it happened. I vividly remember it to this day.
MojoJujuGalaxy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:39:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Long time lurker here, but this pushed me to make my first post. What I'm about to explain has happened to me 5 distinct times in my life, starting 3 years ago. I woke up with a new and unknown feeling coursing through my veins. I've never been electrocuted, but I categorized this feeling with that experience; the same way one knows a piece of information that is undisclosed in a dream. Anyways, I woke up with an excitement in my body. The feeling was as if I was plotting against time, holding my ground, and building a surplus of future action. It was a Saturday so I immediately look to get some gaming in. When I touch the power button I feel as if every excited molecule in my body is being drained and transferred to my 360. It red rings, and in less then 10 minutes I get a terrible migraine headache. Fast forward to the rest of the other 4 occurrences: Bricked iPod, bricked PSP, broken Medialink router, and a computer (not sure what died). I have no explanation to this day of what happened nor have I ever told anyone. Maybe it was just dumb luck, but the feeling after the "transfer" has always left me drained and with a migraine.
realog173 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:44:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps a bit late to this party, but one afternoon I was sitting in my apartment with a friend who was on her computer. Without thinking, I just shouted out "James and the Giant Peach" ... To this day, I still have literally no idea what made me say it (I hadn't seen or thought of the movie in several years), but it turned out that was her facebook password, and she was just logging into facebook as I shouted it out. She thought I was creeping and knew her password. I explained what happened, and we were both ridiculously spooked.
tl;dr - randomly shouted my friend's facebook password (without knowing it) from across the room while she was logging into facebook.
Intelligent_Designer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:08:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once while driving home from the SO's late, late at night I encountered a stoplight which apparently malfunctioned, wigged out or something. I was stopped at it, red, for a good 20 seconds, and it began to waver between green and red, very quickly at an irregular rhythm, before settling back to red again. Nothing crazy, but it freaked my shit out. Those things are supposed to be reliable, right?
mugenTaichou ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:12:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened two months ago. My grandma was very sick and mom was taking care of her so sister and me were home alone. As usual, I spent most of my night on Internet, still thinking of my grandma, but nothing too much, mom told us that evening she's slightly better so I wasn't worried much. Anyways, when I went to bed around 4:30, I started to imagine various stuff so I could fall asleep easier since I didn't feel much tired. So, some 30-minutes passed and all of a sudden, I get this image of the street and building where I've spent my childhood, bathed in gold sunshine,I was standing on this spot from where I could see my grandma's balcony clearly. In next 6-7 seconds, whole place is suddenly dark, like night fell down, but no lights are working around. It's just like pitch black, like something took all of the life out of the place.
I started breathing heavily and I think I got pretty much into panic attack. I got up, went to kitchen for a smoke because I started thinking the worst thing. I wanted to pick up the phone and call them to check out the situation but as it was around 5 in the morning, I didn't, and just soothed myself thinking that I imagined stuff.
Next morning, mom woke me up around 8-9 am with news that grandma has passed away. When I asked her what was the time of her death, she told me:
''Around 5 AM.''
AlphaEnder ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:13:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm five hours late, but I'll put in my story anyways.
We have a set of silverware at home, all exactly the same. In the pantry, we have a ton of old silverware, absolutely none of which match. One of those spoons got into our silverware that we used. I noticed, and tossed it back into the box at the top of the pantry, where no one else goes anyways. Two days later, it showed up again. Same scratches on the handle, bent spoon part, everything. I toss it back in the box. This process repeats every day or two for almost a month. I freak out one day, and throw it over the fence into the yard of the abandoned house next to us. It's in the dishwasher two hours later. I drove it ten miles from home, dropped it in the desert, and came back to find it on the counter.
I took it the next day even further into the desert. I closed my eyes, spun in a circle and threw it as hard as I could. Once I had thrown it, I kept spinning for about ten seconds. I drove home, and I haven't seen it since. I have no fucking clue what was up with that spoon, but I nicknamed it the "demon spoon" and told my brother about it that night.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:17:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not me, but a story my dad told me about when he went to college: My dad was, and is, an avid cyclist. It was his main mode of transportation before he bought a car.
One day, after classes, he was biking around the perimeter of campus. As he passes in front of the parking garage, a minivan comes speeding out, straight towards him. He looks over at the car and tries to ditch the bike.
Next thing he knows, he's standing on the sidewalk 10 feet away, watching his bike bounce off the windshield of the minivan. He doesn't remember running or jumping from the bike, and he would have had to have been superhumanly fast to get that far away before the car hit his bike.
Irielle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think sometimes your reaction speed can kick into overdrive when it senses immediate death. I have a friend at work who used to drive motorcycles everywhere, until the one time he had a green, but cars in the left lane obscured his view of the left side of the street.
An SUV comes BARRELING through the red light at approximately 50mph (friend is going about 40), and apparently time slowed down, he jumped off of his bike to see it smashed to bits two feet in front of him. He went tumbling past the back end of the SUV. He was shaken for weeks.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I will agree with you on the fight or flight response, but the thing is my dad is an Air Force pilot, and has seen many possible 'immediate death' situations, and he's never had that happen again.
Irielle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it's a very serendipitous thing to happen. But sounds like your dad was just a super ace pilot and didn't need adrenaline cheat codes. =)
j4p4n ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:21:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Last summer a friend stopped by my small place, and we had a few drinks and watched a movie. After the movie she said she would walk herself back to the train station and I thought nothing of it, watched some more movies and then went to sleep. In the morning I got up to go out of the house and there was a pair of sandals that weren't mine in the entrance-way. So I sent a text to my friend "Did you walk home barefoot??" and she said "Of course not, why?" and that freaked me out because who's sandals were those?? But I didn't want to look weirder than I already do so I just laughed about it and didn't explain anything. A few weeks later I met her again outside somewhere, and she had those same sandals on! AND. When I got home, I couldn't find those sandals in my house anymore. Really. What the heck, what the heck.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:30:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will probably get buried, but another comment made me remember it. Every so often, I'll be snacking on something like pretzels or popcorn while doing internets, watching TV, reading, etc., when suddenly I forget how to swallow. Like, I realize out of the blue that I'm choking, and I have no idea how to swallow the food without choking to death on it.
go_balls_deep ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:35:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm probably too late to the party, but I'll add my friend's story. He and his whole extended family were out on their farm for a bonfire one night. He says they were all just going about their business, talking and what not. No strange events and the night ends normally. Fast forward a few weeks and they were having dinner with an aunt or cousin or somebody, and we're inside watching tv. One of the kids saw an alien on the tv(I can't member which show he said it was) and she said "Look that looks like the guys that were at the bonfire! He said right when she said that they all remember seeing strange lights and then something hovering over them, but that's where the memory ends. None of them remember it until it is brought up in conversation, but they all remember the same thing. His family are all pretty devout Christians and wouldn't make it up. He's also not the kind of person who would make something like that up, and he doesn't really like to tell the story either. It gives me chills every time I hear him tell it.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:34:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Most recently I was having dinner with my girlfriend after the bar at this local spot. She's a dubstep DJ, and we start talking about the music. I tell her I used to know these guys that did dubstep parties like 6 years ago, when it was new, and way before it was cool.
I try to remember the guys' names. I remember the one guy's name, but can't think of the other. I haven't seen the guy in over 2 years. I'm thinking, searching my mind, I feel like it's on the tip of my tongue. I stupidly start looking around the room, as if that would help me. All of a sudden, WHAT THE FUCK. He's sitting right behind her. At the booth right next to us.
weezermc78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whaaaaaaaatt?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It looked real slick when I was like "what's his name.... oh.... I think that's him right behind you."
MrsWiggens ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:42:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I constantly have Deja Vu. It's gotten to the point where I'll remember conversations just before I'll have them with someone. Like I was on a first date once and the guy was talking about his family. When he was talking about his dad I told him his father's profession before he even mentioned it. There's no way I could have known. I take it as a way of thinking I'm doing the right thing...there was a while when my life was kind of in disarray and I had no dreams or any Deja Vu. It's more just snippets of conversations or almost movie stills from a first person. There's also a lot of disassociation when I remember things that haven't happened. Not exactly glitchy but definitely not cohesive...
_Wilfred_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:11:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some people think that deja vu is the result of minor epileptic events. Your brain gets ahead of its self and your thinking falls behind, and the moment your thinking process catches up and connects the dots is deja vu.
So say you see an event with your eyes. That signal travels to the back of your brain to the visual cortex. While it is making the trip there, the information takes pit stops in other portions of the brain for evaluation. For instance it will make a stop in the portion of the brain for evaluation on an emotion level, so you know how to feel about the event.
So here we go..
Given event A happens then B and then C. When you see those you evaluate them and whatever else. Somewhere in that process you see event A and then you get to B. When B happens you react to it subconsciously and then move on to event C. Before your brain can finish handeling all the information it finally sees event B and then thinks 'Oh yeah, C right?'
'Right...wait', and that is deja vu. :]
~[5]
Irielle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:37:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Buuuuuut according to her own account she told the guy his father's profession before he said it. That explanation of deja vu is internally consistent but doesn't fit when other people's unrevealed data is thrown into the mix.
_Wilfred_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:14:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I dont think this person has deja vu...I think they are just magic.
Irielle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:29:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
/agreed.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:50:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm horrible at recounting stuff, but here goes. My wife and I were at home watching a movie (our daughter was staying at a friend's house, about four miles away). In the middle of the movie, we both hear a very loud "CLANG" come from the kitchen upstairs, as if someone had slammed a cookie sheet down on the steel sink (which, we had indeed set a cookie sheet there earlier). As I started up the stairs, I could hear dishes being shuffled and stacked... I glanced at my wife, and she nodded with a worried look- she could hear it too. We don't live too far from downtown, and at this point I'm thinking a homeless (or possibly wasted) guy has broken into the house and is looking for food. Weirder things have happened.
I snuck up the stairs, but the top stair ended up creaking very, very loudly (the house was built in the 1800's) . I froze, fully expecting the racket to stop. It did not, and that's when I got scared. I crept through the living room, making sure on the way that the front door was still deadbolted- not a sure sign that it wasn't a crazy homeless dude in the kitchen, but somewhat reassuring... and I'm hoping at this point that our daughter has come home early and went straight to the kitchen, although she didn't have her key with her (and she would always call first in any case).
I charged into the kitchen, grabbed a bottle of wine from the counter and got ready to start swinging in case it wasn't our daughter. The second I turned the corner into the room, all noise ceased. I had been ten feet away from the sink before I turned the corner and entered that room, and I could hear someone shuffling dishes around clear as day, almost slamming them occasionally. But nothing was touched- the cookie sheet lay neatly balanced on the sink as I had left it; the dishes in roughly the same positions, stacked and ready to be washed. I searched the entire house, every nook and cranny. Nothing. The rest of the night was... normal, but not. I mean, what do you do with that?
epic_awesome ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:04:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've posted this before but basically I was relaxing in the ruins at Machu Picchu after spending the last couple of days hiking there with my fiancรฉ.
I'm sitting on a wall near an ancient Incan grain storage hut thing watching the tourists when suddenly I see my doppelgรคnger (clone) walking down the path below me.
Just as I as I am about to say something my fiancรฉ exclaims "Hey, that guy looks exactly like you!"
I am staring at this dude (who is wearing the same type of clothes as me even), freaking out a bit when he slowly looks up and catches my eye. His face goes a bit weird as he realises that I am his doppelgรคnger OR that his past self has seen him and we keep eye contact as he walks behind one of the houses.
I ran around the hut to try and see him from a different angle but he had disappeared in the intervening 10m or so...
Kinda freaky. I'm assuming it was future me who was being a cheeky mofo. Or maybe reality is actually like GTA4 and sometimes the VM runs low on memory and has to substitute a human simulation that is already loaded... Kinda like when you find a rare car in the game and suddenly all the cars on the road are the rare one :P
jaegeespox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:09:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Okay so I was listening to a Long Now podcast about time perception and time travel, and I had also been meditating a lot and practicing going into trance like states.
I began to fall asleep and then something caught my attention on the podcast. It seemed that the podcast had skipped back and was replaying the last 5 minutes or so. It was talking about jumping into the future/past and I knew exactly what was going to be said next, because to me I believed I had just heard this minutes before.
It gave me chillbumps, but I tried to rationalize it like maybe my computer just had a glitch. I was using Winamp and it was not set to loop tracks. Also, I had never before listened to that podcast.
TL;DR - I experienced the sensation of traveling a short distance into the past and repeating the last five minutes.
Clairvoyant_Legacy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:10:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once had a dream where one of my friends and I were spies in North Korea, and he was caught. He was then hanged for being unable to say "I'm not a spy" in North Korean (Yes. In my dream, the North Koreans were pretty cool about stuff like that).
The next day, in my calculus class, we were doing our work and out of nowhere, he informs me that it'd be cool if he could learn North Korean.
I paused for a long time and wasn't able to concentrate for the rest of the day.
jb2386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:49:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just needed to make sure can remember how to say "I'm not a spy".
Zuigen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:21:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I learn a new word, I hear it within the next 48 hours. I hear it's a common thing, and I get that it's likely just me noticing a word I've passed over previously, but still, it bugs me.
dollerz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:22:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bought Skyrim and when I came home, I realized that it didn't have the outer layer of plastic, keeping the cover on with the game. So I just wedged it on my shelf in between two games and went to sleep after playing it for a few hours. When I go to put the disc back in the case the next day, THERE IS A PLASTIC COVER. I just stood there holding the case for about 10 minutes trying to figure it out. Weirdest thing ever.
fallingswiftly ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:23:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if this really counts but last year in my senior year of high school I had a really close nit group of friends. For some reason as time passed however when I thought about everyone in the group I felt like I was forgetting somebody. It was such a strong feeling that I would sit there and try to remember until I would start getting frustrated. I mentioned it once when we were all together and to my surprise almost everybody confessed to having the same feeling. And it wasn't just that feeling. We would recall something funny somebody said or did but then we couldn't remember who it was and everyone in the group denied that they were the ones who did it. We all seemed to agree that this mystery person we may or may not know was a boy though. I can't even explain how strong the feeling of forgetting this one person was. I am to this day convinced we somehow physically couldn't remember somebody we were all close to.
The only explanation we could come up with was that maybe we had a friend that we could only remember knowing when he was in our direct precense and forgot as soon as he was gone. The thought that we had a friend we could never remember made me incredibly sad. So if you were that friend who had the misfortune of only being remembered if you were with us know that I'm sorry and I remembered you the best I could.
Haha I'm sorry if this doesn't make sense. It was a strange thing and it's kind of hard to put into words.
ystwyth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:28:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Omg, you're friends with The Silence!
(If you don't watch Doctor Who, that won't make any sense.)
fallingswiftly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:34:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Haha I'm only on episode 3 so I haven't met him yet I guess. xD
ystwyth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:30:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You won't until Season 6... but when you do think back to this!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:27:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid I was into skateboarding... one day I did kick flip off a curb (cars are parked on the street) on the road and saw a huge truck about two feet away from me going full speed ahead.
I was right in a middle of it and everything froze up for really long time then I had 'in water' with sounds/everything mute up and as I started to push my board forward sounds started to come back.
As soon as I reached outside of the trucks path everything went back to normal and truck blasts right through the spot I was in.
I started laughing and could not stand for 10 minutes.
Atario ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:30:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once upon a time (1997), a friend and I were traveling each weekend to the SF Bay area, about three hours away, to see his girlfriend and hang out. Each weekend, it seemed like there was a different song we kept hearing over and over on the radio both driving there and coming back, and we started joking about the phenomenon after several trips. He asked me what song we were going to hear this time, and I thought "what song have I not heard in years, radio or otherwise?". Immediately, I came up with "Heart Of Rock & Roll" by Huey Lewis And The News. I was sure I hadn't heard that anywhere for at least ten years.
Sure as shit, that weekend we suddenly heard that song at least eight times.
Escher0 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:38:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will get buried being this late but here goes...
A few years ago my ex and I were in the pool at my apartment complex. We were playing with this foam dart with an elastic band that allowed you to fling it. I had gotten it a while ago from a career fair (on the other end of the country) so it had the name of some company on it. Anyway, she shoots it way too high and it ends up on the roof of the leasing office. We walked around the building to make sure it didn't go over the building but no luck.
A week or so later, we're walking to my car, parked on the opposite side of the apartment complex, and sitting under the rear bumper was the dart. Same company name and everything, it had to be be exact same one. No idea how it got off the roof (it didn't rain) or how it got under my car. Even if someone somehow found it and knew it was mine, I don't know how they'd know which was my car or why they would leave it under it.
Not the weirdest thing in the world but it confounded us. I still have the dart too, the cat loves it.
Killerzeit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:38:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will get buried.
Lots of weird shit happens to me, but this is one of the better stories.
I had a single birth control pill fucking VANISH this one time. Back when I took birth control (for years and years), I was a "perfect" user. I never missed a pill, took them at the same time every day, etc. One night I open the pack and punch the little pill out of the plastic and into my hand. It's in between my thumb and forefinger. I open my mouth to swallow it, and for some reason I drop it. I immediately look down to see where it fell and I could see it, mid-air, for what was probably a fraction of a second, falling onto the carpet, but after that, nothing.
I spent hours, with the help of my mother, trying to find this stupid little blue pill. It was an open area, just with my nightstand, desk, and bed. The carpet is short and beige. I ran my hands over it, inspected the ENTIRE area, and even vacuumed and looked through what I sucked up. No pill.
I thought maybe I smashed it into the carpet and was just doing a shitty job at finding it. A few months later, after several routine vacuumings, there was still no pill, and we ended up getting new carpet. We pulled up the old carpet and shook it out (because I wanted to find that fucker and get closure) BUT THERE WAS NO GODDAMNED PILL.
I know I didn't accidentally swallow it because I just decided to do without a pill that day and my cycle got fucked.
deejaweej ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:38:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I learned about the Planck Constant. If you consider our physical world to be a discrete simulation with a constant time step, then the Planck constant would be that step. Many games and simulators use discrete simulations, and so might the matrix.
ataraxia_nervosa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's unnerving, this whole Planck thing. OTOH, I would be rather relieved at finding out that this is a simulation. Some of the fucked-up shit that's going on... man, I sure hope.
deejaweej ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:56 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Check out 'tunneling'. It is when a subatomic particle escapes an atom despite not having the energy required to do so. It happens based on probability, and is very similar to tunneling in computer simulations. If you use a discrete model, something like a bullet in a game might pass through a wall because it's velocity carried it through the entire wall in one time step.
So essentially, tunneling on a subatomic level is not too unlike tunneling in a simulation.
narwhalsare_unicorns ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:39:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure this counts but it was a one in a million random type of thing so here it goes. I was hanging out with a friend eating chips in front of his house. Then i trolled him somehow (i forgot what i did) then started running on the sidewalk with the crunched chip bag in my hand. He has this toy in his hand, from the chips. It's like that pokemon disc type of thing. Obviously jokingly he throws it like a frisbee at me. By that moment i was about 20 feet away from him. I swear to god i had no idea he threw that and just for a second -while still running- i turned my head just in the time to actually see the toy coming at me, doing barrel rolls (like driving a car around the tunnel), and then proceeding to enter the doritos bag i'm holding. I couldn't believe what happened there i mean the toy actually flew 15-20 feet, while i'm still running, it curved over my shoulder and entered that bag. Maybe it's not as shocking in writing but you should've seen that moment.
2wildflower2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:41:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know it's far too late by now for me to have any real hope that this will be read, but here I go.
I was middle school going into high school, and just moved away from my mother to live with my father and his new wife. I set up an email account sometime down the road with them through some sort of service they had paid for or something; my step-mom helped me do it. I specifically remember setting in front of the monitor with her behind me-- she was trying to help me come up with an email address I liked. I ended up choosing one (let's say it was highschoolhaircolor@paidforemail.com) on a whim just so I could get the process over with and have an email address. I didn't really care for any of this one way or the other. Done and done.
Over the time that had lapsed between my moving away from mom and the creation of my new email address, I had no communication with my mom except for what was relayed to me through my dad or step-mom. Because of some things that had happened (everything is fine nowadays, though), I refused to talk to her or let her talk to me.
Now then. Over a stretch of time, I finally agree to meet up with my mother to hash a few things out over a lunch or something. This was the first time I'd seen or spoken to her again after what was probably between 6 months and one year. Over this visit, my mom asks me some questions that are confusing to me. She then mentions something about the emails I have been sending to her. Of course, I demand to see everything about these emails she speaks of right away.
The email address that she had been getting emails from was, let's say, "highschoolhaircolor@yahoo.com". Okay, well, perhaps a fake account had been created by my dad or step-mom, right? Then I notice the dates of the emails. The first few had been sent long before my email @paidforemail.com was ever created. I couldn't figure out the password to the Yahoo email address or correctly answer any of the security questions.
I chose the "highschoolhaircolor" address. Not my father or step-mom. They had been there, but never even guided me toward choosing that as my ID. I said that my step-mom was trying to help me pick something I liked, but my final choice was based on nothing she mentioned.
To this day, it bothers the fuck out of me.
No_bodyknows ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:41:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay this just happened recently, as in two days ago. My sister called me in the morning telling me that they were filming the new Superman movie next to her house (she lives in another City). She went on bragging how she might be able to see some movies stars in her neighbourhood and how cops were guarding the area where they were doing some filming. Anyways, I got off the phone and texted a friend telling him how Superman was getting filmed on my sister's street. For some reason, he thought they were filming the movie inside my house when he texted me back. At that moment I received a phone call from a strange number. I picked it up and it happened to be a scout from True Justice and was saying he saw my house (mom let him in) and would like to use it to film a movie this Thursday. Turns out Steven Seagal stars it and will be coming to shoot a few scenes inside my house as friend mistakenly got right.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:44:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was living up north when I started having dreams of an old, rotted wooden box, filled with gold and platinum nuggets. I could see exactly where it was: buried shallowly on a riverbank. I had these dreams quite a few times, but not being familiar with the area, never managed to find it.
A few years later, was reading the newspaper when I came across the story of a girl who'd had dreams of a prospector's buried box of treasure. She went hunting for it and she found it.
Pretty cool.
ThatUsernameWasTaken ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:50:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a few weird occurrences, if anyone wants to hear about them, but this is, to me, the weirdest.
When I was young my brother and I used to share a room. At night we'd lay in our beds talking periodically, talking when thoughts entered our heads, until one of us fell asleep and stopped responding. So, one night we're at my grandma's house, sleeping in a similar arrangement. We go to bed, and we're talking as per usual. I fall asleep first, and immediately I start dreaming.
In my dream I'm in a sort of Tuscan village looking place (something like this), except that it only looks like half a town. Where the other half would have been was just a sheer cliff edge, overlooking a prarie that looks like it's miles below. Roads just randomly terminated at the edge of the cliff, etc... It didn't look so much like the town was built on the top of a cliff, so much as there was a town, and a cliff decided that it wanted to move in.
The town looks in good repair (aside from the cliff), but there are no people, so I just sort of wander around exploring and enjoying the scenery. Out of nowhere a group of Nazi-esque soldiers starts chasing me. After awhile, I eventually find myself up against the cliff edge, with the soldiers closing in. My foot slips and I start falling. I fall for what seems like minutes, heading towards the prairie below. When I'm nearing the ground, I notice that there's a bed on the ground, directly in my path, and in the bed is a person sleeping, and that person is me.
Here's where it gets weird. The moment I hit the me sleeping in the bed, I wake up from the dream. I wake up to my brother's screaming. I also wake up roughly three feet above my bed, which I immediately drop on to. I hit the bed, completely bewildered, and hear my grandma shout at us to be quiet. My brother shuts up, but looks terrified. I ask him what happened, and here's what he told me. He said that he'd been lying there, talking to (at) me, and when I didn't respond, figured I'd fallen asleep. He looked over at me, and called my name, to check if I'd actually fallen asleep. As he watched, I "levitated" out of bed. That is, he said that I rose up slowly from the bed, sheets and blankets hanging from my body. (Sort of like this but with more bedding and less desert.) Upon seeing me levitate, he screamed, waking me and apparently stopping whatever was happening to make me float.
It still bothers me that I don't have a good explanation for the event, but the worst part about it is this; As I fell in my dream, I was filled with a euphoria that I've never felt since. I've had other falling/flying dreams, and the sensation was completely different and immensely stronger. It was pure peace and pure joy and pure excitement all wrapped together into a beautiful tapestry that I don't think I'll ever experience again. That's the worst part.
lolmossad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:33:19 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the Tuscan village dream is common enough to be its own glitch
Bishizel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:53:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have two stories:
The first is once in undergrad when I spent the night with a girl I was seeing. I wake up from a dream and say "That's odd." She asks me what I find odd, and I tell her that in my dream, I woke up, but the arrangement of certain items was different. I don't remember now, aside from the TV, but I pointed out 3-4 things that were different. She agrees that it's odd, because that was how her room was arranged before I knew her.
The other story is at a friend's engagement party. They had rented a bar and did this whole casino theme thing. This included a roulette table. I've been going from game to game, but I get this weird feeling... basically I just know that 16 will win the next roll. I turn to my wife (then gf) and say, "Watch this, 16 will win." and I put all our fake money from the party on 16. Everyone looks at me like I'm an asshole that doesn't feel like really having fun at this party, but I leave the bet. The roll happens, and it hits 16. Everyone is shocked, I look smugly at my wife, and take our winnings.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:55:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have two.
1
Firstly, there is a thing in my hometown called Assassinate Olympia. It's a game played during the summer where people in town who decide to play basically put their names in a hat, and you draw a random name. You have to find that person, and "assassinate" them with a Nerf gun, with no info but their name. When you get them, their target is now your target, etc.
Well, my friend was participating in this, and had gradually been gathering info about his target. He put a picture of his yearbook photo on his desktop wallpaper so he would remember the face, etc. Then, one day, two backpacks show up on his back porch. Homeless peoples', it looks like, with open cans of pears and stuff. One has a wallet, and the ID in the wallet is that of his target! When he eventually speaks to his target in person, he finds out that his backpack had been stolen.
2, which fits a little less well with the theme.
I was a teenager, and my GF was staying at my house with my family, before we eventually would move out. We were allowed to sleep in the same bed (I know, right?) and one lazy weekend morning, we were laying there, awake, and my handicapped little brother was in the living room. At one point, we can hear him talking to someone. There is nobody over, and my parents are at work. The voice we both hear answering him sounds, for the life of me, like a TV monster voice, deep and gravelly. We lied there and listened to him, just staying still (which is an instinct of mine when something creepy like this happens) and when we questioned him about it later, he said that nobody had been there. He never said anything more about it.
discoball-and-chain ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:57:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a couple of distinctly significant moments that happened at the end of 1999. The first happened to me one night as I was finishing homework before going to bed. As i'm wrapping things up I get this image of the security guard at my school officer Ramirez with a walkie-talkie in his hand and his arms out to each side like a T while pushing students back to the other side of the school buses lined up in front of my school. The idea that crossed my mind was that he was trying to get students to safety because of a shooting in the school (mind you this was half a year after the Colombine shooting). I didn't think things in this nature often and it was prominent for that reason, I 'm not a violent person so for me to get hung up on an image like that seemed weird and I didn't forget it. The next morning i'm on the bus to school and as we pull around the corner to my school we are suddenly greeted by a fleet of fire trucks along the one side of the school. I see there is something spray painted in large black letters across the auditorium wall but I can't read it. The driver pulls up to the front of the building to drop us off and as I step out of the bus what do I see but the exact same image from the night before of officer Ramirez holding his walkie-talkie with his arms up pushing students back to the other side of the buses in front of the school. It turns out that the spray painted wall said "bomb in school". It wasn't a shooting but it lines up close enough to be legit weird happenstance. Turned out to be a kid trying to skip school because he was mad at his girlfriend. The second thing that happened was a within a month of the bomb threat. I was out with my friends after their band played a show back on the night of October 30th, the night that daylight savings time switched over. We all made it out to Plum Island (not a real island) on the north Massachusetts coast and the weather was beautiful, not too cold though a slight breeze and the sky was clear as day with the moon almost full and all the stars shining bright. As I'm lying on the beach with a friend or two I'm looking straight up and thinking about a lot of things, like how it's really cool that it was one in the morning for the second time on the same night and how weird it would be to see an airplane explode in the sky above us and land in the water just like what happened to TWA flight 800. This was a clear thing I was actively keeping my eye to the sky for the whole night while I'm out there stargazing. We all pack up and head back to my friends house by about 3 A.M. and I pass out on a couch in his basement watching The Critic. At about 10 A.M. I open my eyes and the damnedest thing was on the TV which had been turned to C.N.N. while I was sleeping, just some few miles south of Nantucket island was the wreckage of Egyptair flight 990 that had somehow exploded in the sky and fallen into the ocean with no survivors much to the same fashion as TWA flight 800. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EgyptAir_Flight_990 if you don't know anything about it. Plum Island and Nantucket are close enough that Had I known the exact moment and place in the sky it's possible with the clear weather we had that night that I possibly could have seen the exact thing that I was looking to the skies for which would have been weird as all can be. So basically for the last few months of the 90's I started to worry I was able to cause incidents to happen just by thinking about it beforehand. TL:DR For no good reason I thought there was going to be a shooting at my school and the next day we had a bomb threat. Secondly I was at a beach thinking about airplanes exploding in the sky and falling into the ocean like TWA flight 800 and the same time a few miles down the coast Egyptair flight 990 exploded the same way.
papahotel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:58:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is one that happens to all Irish people. You travel to the other side of the world or the moon or anywhere. Whilst in this far flung place you will meet a person. That person will tell you many things and also say that they have once before met a person from Ireland. They will tell you the name of this Irishling they met. It will turn out to be your next door neighbour. That is all
perna ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:00:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Few years ago I had weird few days. This happened about then times during those five days: I would walk down the street when suddenly some person would pop in to my mind, completely unrelated to what i was thinking, and then BAM maybe 10 seconds later I would meet this person. In most of the cases it was impossible for me to have seen person unconciously(i.e. I was inside in space without windows on my way out when the thought occurs, and then the person stands outside.) I know all the people, though most are just aquaintances. Not the same person twice. At the time I lived in 200k person town, so I guess all that happening by chance would be pretty improbable.
Nevera_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:02:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I let a balloon go with a letter on it in california. I see the same balloon at my fathers apartment in Utah with the same logo on the balloon and letter.. Nobody believed me.
I opened a freezer and saw ice-cream, turned and asked my mom if i could have some, she said we didn't have any and i turned back and it was gone.
Both happened at around ages 7-9
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:03:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was waling through a cemetary in Stoke Newington with my gf. We came across a sort of arch shrine. A few people were sat around it in 19th century costumes. Nothing odd around London, we continued out walk. We followed a path that we assumed would bring us out at the other end. The path was straight, yet about 15 minutes later we arrived back at the arch shrine from the same direction that we originally approached it. But now the people in costumes were gone and instead was a family having a picnic. I don't believe in anything supernatural, but I can tell you that this spooked us right out for the rest of the day. Google image search "stoke newington cemetery". It's a fairly creepy place.
Masterofnone9 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:03:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On one of my birthdays I recived change all the four one dollar bills were star notes. Later I looked at were they were printed (Federal Reserve bank seal) D Cleveland, A Boston, L San Francisco, and E Richmond. Which spells my first name Dale.
cptstupendous ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:08:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back in the 90s I remember loving the hell out of StarCraft. One day, I was browsing the PC game section of a CompUSA with my girlfriend when I came upon a few boxes for the StarCraft expansion for sale. I didn't buy it at that point because for whatever reason, but I truly wish beyond wishes that I had.
In retrospect, I believe my GF and I had experienced a glitch in the Matrix. StarCraft: Brood War would not be released for another year or so. However, the story description and even the box art on the game box that I saw featured the rise of Kerrigan, which was central to the plot of Brood War. Neither of the two unofficial StarCraft campaign expansions released at the time had their plots focused on Kerrigan's story.
I even contacted Blizzard itself and inquired about what I had seen at the store, but they confirmed with me that in no way had they released any early copies of their expansion to StarCraft into the wild. I am certain that I did not mistakenly pick up a Coming Soon box, either. These boxes had weight and price tags, although the box art did not match the Brood War box art when it was eventually released.
I still kick myself to this day for not pulling a piece of the gaming future into my time and installing it on my PC. The Zerg needed to be stopped.
TL;DR - I had a chance to play StarCraft: Brood War before literally ANYONE else in existence.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:08:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mine is not nearly as cool, but I will tell it.
I had a week of premonitions. It was so strange, all of my dreams were so much different then usual. Some nights I would have dreams like I was swimming in a giant paint can filled with different colors, and other nights I would have these three second dreams, that would be so real.
The first dream, I was sitting in my car, bummed out that my music was shitting out on me. Suddenly, I started climbing into the back of my car, pulled my seat down, slid my whole upper body into the trunk, looked up at one of my speaker wires, and it was hanging out. I was like, "Oh, no wonder." Then woke up.
Then next day I am eating my sandwich in my car at lunch, and the dream hits me like a ton of bricks. For a minute I think, "No way.." But then I do it, I climb in the back and sure enough, the fucking wire was loose. Music worked fine after that.
After a few more paint can dreams, I am standing in a road, and I know this road. Soon I notice a car driving towards me, FLASH I am in the car, passenger seat, sitting with one of my best friends from school, and then BAM! This giant black bird hits the windshield perfectly, like an emblem. I wake up instantly, but not sunddenly.
After a few more days of this (and honestly, after another dream that happened that I cannot remember at this time, damn pot/alcohol.) and the paint can dreams, I talk to my friend about them, who then blankly says, "I hit a crow on so-and-so road on my drive test, we almost hit the ditch at like 45 mph, it was crazy!"
We really didn't go into it much after that. I talked to my mom about the whole thing, and apparently it runs in the family. We have either sensitive's, or crazies. Seems like a fine line. I am a control person, always have been, I'm sure my energy pushed the dreams/premonitions away before they got serious, but I still remember the eerie way the dreams felt/looked. I could see how such things could drive a person mad.
husqvarnah ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:12:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time while walking to the beach with my sister, I turned to her and said "hey, wouldn't it be crazy if a rat just ran across from that bush to the other" and without skipping a rat ran across exactly where I pointed. My sister just looked at me awe stricken. I've never seen a rat before or since at the beach. We still talk about it to this day.
CasualPenguin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:18:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably buried because I'm late to the party but it's short so here it goes:
My HS varsity cross country team would take a camping trip every summer to Northern California mountains, and every year we would go to this spot even further up the mountains to sleep next to these water falls.
One year we're all laying out looking at the stars, about 18 of us (boys + girls + coaches) and we see this pretty solid star moving slowly across the sky. It looked really large for a star and wasn't blinking so when someone mentioned it we all picked it out fast.
Pretty quickly one guy said, 'oh that must be a satellite because it's close and moving so fast'. Well right after he said that it made a pin point 90 degree turn without slowing down at fucking all and sped up and out of the sky.
It was pretty close to the center of the sky so we were all in huge fucking shock and speechless while we watched who know what the fuck it was leave our sight.
Still creeps me out to this day.
tl;dr No joke, only possible explanation that I know of is alien spaceship.
infiniteladies ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:24:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was around 8 years old I had this dream that I was standing on the shore of an island. I was surrounded by kids all wearing the same yellow shirts. Fast forward two years, I go on a school field trip to a place called Camp Fitch, the place is located right on the edge of lake erie. We were all given matching yellow shirts to wear so that we could spotted easily. At one point in the day we got to go down to the shore, while walking around I look behind me and suddenly it just snaps. Where I was standing was the exact same place I was standing in my dream. I then proceeded to think I was a mutant and that I would be getting a visit from the x-men.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:25:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i was 12 when me and my parents were visiting old family friend's house. I saw an old woman coming out ot that house, she didn't even looked at us, and had that weird, lost, blinkless stare.
Anyway we enter the house .. the usual...when i notice a portrait of the same woman i saw leaving the house, i ask my friend who is she. She said it was her great grandmother that passed away 4 years ago. Then i told about it to my parents and apparently they had no idea what i was talking about because i was the only one who saw her
CervantesX ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:26:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have many, but reddit has a length limit, so here's my two biggest "wtf" ers
When I was a toddler, our two dobermans (who were normally great dogs), suddenly went batshit insane and tried to claw/bite through the door to the bedroom where my crib was. My dad, who was not a small man, had to physically pick them up with a blanket over their heads and carry them to the basement, as they were going just psycho trying to get at me. The next day, he walked upstairs to hear me talking to the nice old lady in my room. There was no nice old lady in my room, of course. I kept having these conversations, and could even describe her to my parents. The dogs kept being batshit and had to be locked in the basement. One of them (a full grown doberman, mind you) somehow jumped through the small window at the top of the door and ran off. I recall the blood and the glass, and deducing that it wasn't an intruder because all the glass was on the outside. Anyways, the owners decide to sell a little while after, because as much as they like the rental income, it's awkward for them to still own the house where their aged mother died. In my bedroom. The family has a picture of her in her favourite outfit, and it is exactly the same as I described to my parents. I had never been to the landlords house, or even met them.
My second school of grade 8, out in the boonies. Me and the neighbour kid are walking out in the woods. He has his dads revolver, because that's cool. I'm not really a gun person, don't find them exciting. For some reason, in the middle of the woods, for no reason, I say "Hey, let me see that gun for a second". He hands it over, I turn 180 degrees and fire a random shot into a tree. A branch breaks off, falls down, and clobbers a cougar that must have only been 20' from us. I had no idea it was there. There's a pissload of blood, looks like it got ripped down the face pretty good, before it ran off. Strange, close call, we shrug it off. The next week, I'm out walking on the beach, look up randomly at the treeline, and there's a cougar watching me, with half its face mangled up. It just wanders off after a minute. A few weeks later, we're driving home, and we slow up at the bend in the road because of an accident. Looks like a car hit a deer, swerved around a bit, and hit oncoming traffic. The accident is being attended, we pull through, continue the 100' or so up, slow down by the deer. A cougar is eating it's belly. This is odd, given the lights and sirens and people only a little ways down the road. It looks up at me as we slowly pass. It very clearly has a mangled half of it's face. I couldn't have been more than 10' from it. It looked like the scar was old and it was well healed. I'm creeped a bit. The next month, the family is visiting friends in a city several hours away. The cougar story comes up. One of the dads tells the story about how he was in a posse to kill a cougar that had terrorized the town many years ago, killed a pair of kids, attacked him, etc. Rabid and bloodcrazed, he says. He got the killshot and still has it mounted in his house. I ask to look. Yep. Same mangled face. Plaque on the mounting clearly says it was from 1979. I am freaked the fuck out. Leave with the family, don't return to this town for years. When we do, I still remember this cougar story, relate it to my folks. They don't believe me. I ask to go to the house, they drive, I direct. We get to the place. There isn't a young couple with two kids living there. There's an nice old couple, childless. I am positive it's the same house, it had a distinctive colour and weird front porch. They invite us in for tea (It's Canada). I even know my way around inside, that the living room is in the back behind a door, etc. There's a light coloured spot above the mantle, perfectly sized to a plaque with a head mounted on it. The old couple insist the only thing they've ever had there was a painting, to cover up that ugly discoloured spot, and it's just out being reframed. I say "But what about the cougar head? There used to be a cougar there!". The mood suddenly turns sour. The wife leaves the room. The husband sternly tells me that isn't funny. I am confused. My parents diffuse the situation a bit. The husband tells us how their two children were killed by a cougar many years ago. It was never caught. The couple were briefly imprisoned on murder charges for their missing children, until the remains were found. They're the only people who've lived in that house for the last 15 years. I am utterly baffled. We leave. I argue with my parents a bit, who are upset at the wasted time. "Well, if I got it wrong, how come I knew my way here, and knew the living room was behind that door, and knew about the spot above the mantle, etc?" I say. My dad replies "Well, maybe you remember it, we did live there for a little bit when I was with your birth mother.". "When?". "When you were 1." In 1979. Yeah. Fuck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:30:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This cougar story should be a movie. Or a book. But it would work great as a movie.
UserDrew ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:29:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In high school my friends and I had nothing better to do than watch movies on friday nights. One night we had the entire group go see some movie. During the promo trailers we saw this strange science fiction, dystopia flick. It was a remake of a Lucas flop called "THX 1138", not some re-airing of the original trailer. We had 5 people in a crowded theater and 8 years later no-release, no news, and no one remembers but one other friend of mine and sometimes I wonder if he is agreeing with me solely because he thinks I'm crazy.
glass_hedgehog ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:31:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger, my extended family and I would go visit my Aunt in Georgia for about a week every summer. It would be my mom, three aunts, two uncles, myself, and maybe a family friend one year or another. Anyway, we had this habit of eating dinner while watching a movie. My aunt and uncle had a giant TV and one of those big L shaped couches, so we all fit and we all loved movies.
Anyway, I distinctly remember that one night, we started watching The Fifth Element. I remember this scene in particular because my uncle commented on how she was taped in all the right places. Keep in mind I was 8 or 9 years old at this point. I didn't know the names of famous actors or this movie or anything. The adults were the movie-savvy people in the house.
Well anyway, it turns out to be an early night. My uncle needs to go to work in the morning, and dinner started later than usual, so my family decided to stop the movie and save the second half for the next day.
Next day rolls around, we have dinner, and the adults are trying to figure out what movie to watch. I suggest finishing the movie from the previous night. Everyone just sort of stares at me. "What you you talking about? We didn't watch a movie last night."
I was adement about it. Of course we had started a movie last night. I tried to explain that it was the movie with the orange haired girl and the bald guy and she jumps from a building into a flying car and she's taped in all the right places.
They swore up in down they had no idea what I was talking about. It wasn't until two years ago that the movie came on TV while I was at my aunt's house and I flipped my shit, saying that this was the movie we had started watching all those years ago. Still, no one has any idea what I'm talking about.
TL;DR My family thinks I imagined watching the movie The Fifth Element when I was 9 or 10.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:44:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Had a huge crush on a girl named Sarah Bradley (it's a common enough name I can be honest about it.). I was likely friend zoned at the time, but I didn't know it, and I would think about her all day and all night.
Anyways, it was the age of Myspace. Remember how MySpace used to have that thing on the front page that said, "Cool New People" and it would have three links to profiles. I look and the first one is a black guy named Go Getta. Then a girl named Sarah, and a dude named Bradley.
Go Getta Sarah Bradley.
You'd better believe I took a screenshot, too. Had to crack open the old email and find this: http://i.imgur.com/9vv9F.png
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:47:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a really simple yet creepy story.
When I was 17, (20 now).. I was in a private high school and we started earlier compared to any one else in my family in terms of when I had to wake up. So usually my day started off with me getting ready for the day, and the rest of my family was still sleeping. After my shower I was laying on my bed cooling off. I had my big light and my little light in my room on. So my room was completely lit up. I remember thinking to myself... " wouldn't it be weird if all the lights in my room suddenly went off?".. and I went on to thinking about other things.. work, school etc. Then all of a sudden, maybe 10 minutes later, I blink, for a fraction of a second, and every light in my room is off. Im sitting in a pitch black room, in a pitch black basement. It freaked me the fuck out. I could barely stand up to turn on the MULTIPLE Light switches that went from on to off in a split second.
fuck
KMFDM781 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:47:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once I was walking on a sidewalk and turned around for some reason...I saw the wheel of a passing car was pixelized, plain as shit, for a fraction of a second. From then on, I kinda wonder if we're not in a computer simulation. I've also rounded a corner to see a person just frozen in place for a fraction of a second before walking on like no big deal...almost like the NPC wasn't quite loaded when I came around the corner.
Sometimes, either right after I have woken up or right after I have had sex, I am extremely relaxed and I can close my eyes and almost imagine myself somewhere else. It started with me being able to "see" the ceiling with very fine detail. If I think about a place, I can "see" small snippets of detail of that place..enough detail that I can read things that are written. It's very realistic and very hard to describe. I can't see everything as a whole, nor can I see anything while "traveling" there. OBE people say they can see things from up high like they are floating or flying...I can't.
PotatOSLament ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:49:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I live in a house that has only one cat, it has a collar with a bell that rings annoyingly loud every time it walks so we know if it's going to go outside or not when we have the door open, or if we just need to find it because we have our laundry room open (it's an unfinished part of the basement, and I've had previous cats fall down through ceiling tiles or between the original concrete and the plaster wall).
Pretty much any time I pay attention to where the cat is, it moves without my knowing. I once got up from the couch, where the cat was lying next to me, got up and walked to my room, and when I got there the cat was on my bed asleep. Shut the door with the cat on the bed, turned around, got a snack and the cat was back on the couch when I sat down. Got up, checked the door and it was still closed. Opened it, turned on the light and the cat is at my feet inside the door. Anyone who owns a cat will probably be able to tell you the same thing.
TL:DR - Cats break physics. Space is just a plaything to them.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:51:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:31:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he had a really high Sneak skill
Nassegris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or some kind of cloaking device, I suppose.
mutatedllama ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:52:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 8 years ago my cat, Loulou, had to be put down. I was devastated as you could imagine. A little while later I was playing Runescape and saw a character named Lou Lou Cat. It was pretty weird but made me smile.
RODNEY_NOLF ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:54:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Growing up I got a set of dog tags since I was really into the military and whatnot. Fast forward a year or two later and I had lost the things, couldn't find em for the life of me. I had given up on finding them, when one day I notice a strange lump in the lining of my down jacket. It is the exact same size and shape of one of the dog tags...I'm looking for a seam it could've slipped through or a hidden pocket, but nothing. So I cut open the line and motherfucker wouldn't you know it- one of the dog tags. It somehow magicked its way into the down lining of my coat. I had to cut it open to remove it. There is no way in hell I had seperated the tags ( there were two of em on a chain) and somehow inserted it into the lining of my coat without remembering that. weird.
Anon007_legion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
LOL...are you from OKC?!?
RODNEY_NOLF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oklahoma City? Ok Cupid? Orange Krush Children? I am not familiar with that acronym.
Anon007_legion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...Oklahoma City.
RODNEY_NOLF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:38 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope.
DRo_OpY ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:59:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was helping a friend move when I was 16. He had an old plymouth colt with nearly-completely bald tires. As a kid you don't care about shit like that. There were 4 of us in his car, three 16 year olds and some dude from my friend's church, probably in his late 20s. We're driving down I-20 in from Decatur towards Atlanta. We heard a loud pop and saw a big piece of tire fly past the passenger side window. Moments later the car swerved out of control and it seems like we hit the median almost perpendicularly at full speed (by then, about 60mph or so). We asked each other if we were all ok. With the sun beaming into the car the dust that was knocked loose was floating around all shiny and colorful (lol) and there was no longer any sounds. There was NO traffic coming behind us anymore and no cars to be seen. We thought we were all dead because it was as if time stopped, and none of us could recall feeling the impact of hitting the median. As we looked back up the road, I noticed a black Chevelle holding up traffic about half mile down the road. This car covered all three lanes of I-20. Traffic remained at a standstill until police showed up and made this guy move. As he drove by us I looked into the windshield and it was a Ving Rhames look-a-like (black and brown suit) and his license plate said OMEN666.
BTW my name is Damien and I'm not religious, lol. Oh yeah and I'm OCD about tire inflation and tread depth, thanks to this.
GenericNate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:07:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once called a friend in another country at the exact same time that she picked up the phone to call me. From her perspective she picked up the phone to call me, and I was already there before she dialed. I pretended that I hadn't rung her, so to this day she wonders what on earth happened.
Zaiteria ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:28:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was playing goalkeeper in Football (Soccer) playing a game of Wembley (1 goal, free for all, score to go through to next round. May have different names.) when I was ~14. I kicked the ball straight up to start the game, and it just hung there. It just stopped in mid air for the best part of 3 seconds, before remembering that it is no exception to gravity and came back down. Was creepy as hell, everyone stared up, it was as if it got stuck on a flat plane of glass or something for 3 seconds.
TL'DR: Kicked a soccer ball in the air, kinda froze in mid air for 3+ seconds.
eyehate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:29:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I launched my own glitch to troll an unsuspecting fellow.
I have a great memory for events and faces and whatnot and was working at a coffee shop with a drive through.
This guy named Roy came through my window once, I know this because he handed me a cup and asked if I could rinse it and put the coffee in there instead of one of our cups. I rinsed it and noticed it said 'Roy' in permanent ink on the base - I assumed it was something he brought to work and that is why he signed his name on it. I fill his cup and take his money - no other words are exchanged.
A year or so passes and I did not see this guy come back for coffee. But I have a great memory for events and faces and whatnot.
One night, I am working with my friend Bill and I see Roy drive up. He stops at the window and Bill takes his order. Roy does not hand Bill anything to wash this time. Just wants coffee in one of our to-go cups. Bill takes his money and fixes the guy a coffee. I pull Bill aside and tell him to hand the guy the coffee and say, "have a great night, Roy!"
Bill gives the guy his cup and lets the guy get in gear, just as the guy is about to take off, Bill tells him to have a great night and accents the name Roy.
The look on Roy's face was utter confusion and astonishment.
I bet that guy pondered that exchange for weeks.
I bet he still remembers it.
TL;DR: I troll-glitched somebody.
ManlyMrManlyMan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:29:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okey, this wonยดt probably donยดt show since there are, apparantly over 8000 glitches in the matrix ( not OVER 9000, sadly) Anyway, the story. When I was a kid (about ten) I was home alone alot. So I was in my room reding stuff when I heard my mom call from the kitchen saying itยดs food. I replied asking what food it was, and she said spaghetti or something. So I put down my book and walked to the kitchen. Completly fucking empty. Not a single soul. I called after somebody but everything was comptletely quiet. The weird part though was that the oven was on. I turned it of and returned to my room, somewhat creeped out. In there I heard the front door slamming, so I called the visitors, but there wasnยดt an answer just a creepy fuckin giggle, like some small girls. Scariest moment of my life
ataraxia_nervosa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:38:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you should probably learn that the original quote is "over 8000" not "over 9000". Over 9000 is a translation glitch.
ManlyMrManlyMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:35 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You just made me go and dig out all my old dragonballs books to check if it were over 9000 in swedish... Was not
ataraxia_nervosa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:33 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
we aim to please
aryanink ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:35:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me alot, ill start singing a song, then turn on a radio and it will be playing that exact same song. It is never a top 20 song im singing, and it has happened regardless of the style of music.
CatBat656 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:33:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
about 3 months ago i had a vivid dream being in math class drawing something and the teacher says "second occurances" and a person from the back repeats "second occurances" and just yesterday i was drawing a demented clown when the teacher says "second occurances" and the person in the back also says "second occurances" also we switched seats 3 days ago and the dream was in my seat i have now. i think i found it.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:48:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will get buried, but I want to share anyway:
So years ago I walked out to some stables about an hour and half away from my house with my mum and brother. My brother had left something there a couple of days before, so we were going to go and pick it up. It was an insanely hot day (for the UK anyway...) so we took the walk slowly. The stables were in a village, so whilst my mum and brother went to get whatever it was he'd left, I sat on a bench, not 30 seconds from the entrance to the stables, my mum and brother saying they'd only be 5 minutes.
So 15 minutes pass and because its such an insanely hot day, and I'm wearing black shoes, I pop my shoes off and lay down on the bench. 25 minutes pass and there's still no show, so I went for a wander around the village green and the graveyard I was sitting in front of. Bear in mind this is place is tiny, I mean maximum of 50 metres from far end of the graveyard to the end of the village green. You can see everything from any given spot. Important point is that I left my shoes on the bench. 45 minutes pass and there's still no show, so I went and put my shoes on and finally conceded I was going to have to approach the stables and ask where they were. They told me they'd left around 40 minutes ago, which freaked me out slightly at that point, but I thought little of it and started walking back, assuming they'd thought I'd left or something. About 20 minutes into the walk I pass an American backpacker (there is no reason anyone would be backpacking out in the area, there's nothing but a Royal Marine military base and a old church in the village.) who says hello and keeps walking. He struck me as odd, but I couldn't put my finger on why. I got the end of the road I was walking down and my dad's car screams round the corner, my parents sitting up front looking wild eyed. My mum claims they had only been 5 minutes in the stables and had looked everywhere for me, shouting and calling my name but obviously I was nowhere to be seen. They had assumed I'd walked off back to a nearby supermarket to get a drink or something. I'm absolutely certain about the amount of time this all took because I meticulously watched it on my watch, sighing frequently about how long they were taking. I can't explain it.
TL;DR - I fell through the fabric of this universe into a parallel universe for a short space of time.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:03:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had one of these Matrix dreams. The story came out pretty long, so enjoy.
You've propably heard of these lucid-dreams (if not, google). I was pretty good at these and one day in high school a (now very close) friend started to tell me about these lucid-dreams and how he would like to experience it even once. We talked about them a while and then I told him that I'd come in to his dream the next night and tell him that he is actually dreaming. I'd take his hand and jump off and start flying so he'd believe me.
Well, the night came and I noticed I was dreaming while dreaming (thanks xzibit) and decided to go in to my friend's dream. I found him, took his hand and said "watch this" and started flying. He was like "woow" and enjoyed his lucid-dream and I went back to mine, uknow my work was done.
The next day at school was interesting. I had told this story to couple of friends of mine and then this dream-mate saw me and was really excited and started telling me "Omg you're not gonna believe what dream I had last night. I was having a normal dream and then you came there and took my hand and started flying and I realised I was dreaming and then I had a lucid-dream!"
And I was like, gtfo.
Younity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like Peter Pan, bro. But really, this thread makes me so very curious about dreams.
RoosterRMcChesterh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:32:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe this will be interesting to the three people who actually read this far down, but since the thread took a creepy turn, ill share it.
I have family in Reno, Nevada, so my mom and I went and visited. We stayed at the circus circus there, and the rooms were disgusting. My mom and I shared a room with two beds and I volunteered to sleep in the bed with hair on the sheets. It was late and we had been driving all day and I just wanted to sleep. I put on sweat pants a sweatshirt and pulled the Hood over and tightened it around my face. I slept on top of the covers out of fear of germs.
The first night at like 4 am I just get out of bed and put my shoes on. I grab my mom's keys and I had this urgency to go to the car to get money to pay for the hotel, even though it was paid. I was obviously half asleep, but I have never slept walked in my life. My mom woke up and asked what I was doing, I got pissed and told her I had to go. Im almost to the door when it hits me that I have no idea what I'm doing and I just go back to bed.
Next night, same shit. If my mom wasn't there, I wonder how far I would have made it. The weirdest part is that I was conscious throughout the entire events, and only when I couldn't form a logical explanation is when I would wake up.
Never happened to me again and we only stayed there those two nights...
bellicapelliboulange ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:46:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When i was in high school, being 16 years old or something, i was in music class. With a friend of mine we had to listen to a classical track on a CD and write down the instruments. We started listening to the whole CD. Track 5 was awesome (don't know from who it was anymore), and we played that track for a couple of times. We noticed there was a 'random' button at the CDplayer and my friend pushed that button... The music stopped, the CDplayer started searching, it took a while and i guessed it would be 'track 19', just for the fun of it. All of a sudden the CDplayer started playing music... --> track 19. Ok, coincedence, we laughed. It wasn't a very nice composition, so my friend pushed random again. 'Searching, searching' I guessed: "track 34!" (not even knowing how many tracks there were on the CD). The CDplayer stopped searching, started playing.... track 34. At this moment we were a little bit freaked out, I even thought the player had some voice command or something. "Ok, we have to make the assignment now, get back to track 5." He pushed random again.... and track 5 started playing... --> WTFmoment of my life, statistically impossible.
icarusbreathes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:54:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All these stories about escaping potentially harmful situations make me think of the Quantum Suicide theory where we die several times but our bodies shift to parallel universes every time it happens.
Zafood ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:55:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My life is ridiculously coincidence filled, in that when I learn a new word, or find out about a new thing IT WILL START APPEARING FOR ABOUT THREE WEEKS EVERYWHERE. It's so creepy- like my mind is like reddit and is running out of OC.
Petrazena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me ALL THE MOTHERFRICKIN' TIME.
MrsFelstead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant. Since I literally JUST learned about this maybe 2 weeks ago. This thing you're describing? It's called the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon: http://www.damninteresting.com/the-baader-meinhof-phenomenon/
So yeah. Your experiencing this thing led me to recall the interesting fact that I just learned about this thing.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:04:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A few years ago, there was this huge snowstorm and our car got stuck in traffic (because everybody was stuck because of the snow). I was with my mum and dad, and fortunately we were just about a 700 meters away from my house. My dad says that me and mum should go walk to home and he would stay in the car.
So we start walking. The snow wasn't blowing from behind us so we couldn't see a thing. When we saw a forest, we were like "thank god" because behind the forest (it was just a couple of trees thick) was a shop and behind the shop was a road that lead to our house. We see that the front cars were stuck right before the forest, so we go past them. We went where the shop should be, but it wasn't there. There were no buildings at all, just plain fields as far as we could see, which was about 5 meters. We decide to walk a bit and this person with an ATV comes right at us. We asked him if he knew where "Maxima" (the shop) was. He took out his phone, checked his whatever app he had and he told us that the shop was 5 kilometers away from where we came from, aka in the exact opposite direction of where we were walking to. We walked back and never went through the forest again, we didn't even see it, but we found the shop and went home. We were absolutely sure that we hadn't walked 5 kilometers.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:11:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I studied italian as a foreign language in high school & one year had the misfortune of having a particularly horrid professor for one year of classes. This professor had a game to help us practice our conversational skills that incorporated an extremely creepy looking doll being tossed around the room. At the end of the year, as a going away present, the class plotted to steal the doll & properly dispose of it for the sake of future classes. We managed to get hold of it & took it to the local beach to burn the thing the following weekend. The next year we returned to school, only to find that the professor did not return for the first few months of the year. We later found that her house had burned down at the beginning of the summer... no one was hurt, but our class never got over the feeling that we were somehow responsible for the fire. There's a video on youtube of the doll being burned somewhere, ill try to dig it up if there's any interest.
Monster-_- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:28:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream where my mom was in the hospital with an IV and oxygen tubes. I was on restriction and this happened 6 days before i got off. When i was able to use my phone again i called my mom and asked if she was feeling ok. She sounded fine and said she was feeling fine, why am i asking? I told her about my dream and she told me that yes, she was hospitalized the week prior due to illness. She didn't want to tell me because she hadn't wanted to worry me.
heretik ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:34:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
People's pets act strangely around me. Doesn't matter if it's a dog, cat or parrot or a fucking goldfish. Whenever I'm around they do things that they apparently never do. Aggressive dogs snuggle me or lazy dogs start running around the house. Cats want to play fetch. Fish swim sideways or start fighting. Parrots who apparently hate people or never talk become really animated. I've never understood it.
lookieausername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My cat used to play fetch. He's a small house cat and has never seen a dog play fetch before. I would say he has never seen a dog before but he was (somewhat) raised by a wiener dog when he was but a cub. (no I will not say kitten because he is more than a housecat
Yablan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:34:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This may be more of a ghost story, but still..
Some years ago, coming home from a party, I started to get a weird sensation when I approached my apartment. It just felt wrong. I hurried home to check if everything was OK with my girlfriend and daughter. And everything was fine. It was late and they were asleep.
So, I go to the bathroom to pee. I start to pee, and then, without warning, without me having touched the wall or anything, a small picture frame just in front of me, hanging on the wall, drops to the floor..
Weird, but given the odd sensation I had coming home a few moments before, I remember thinking 'Well, if I was superstitious, I sure would have taken this for a bad omen'..
I went to sleep and got awaken by my dad a few hours ago, calling me to tell me that my grandmother unexpectedly had passed away..
lookieausername ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:45:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think the painting was caused due to the building shifting. Buildings do that sometimes
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:52:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is a great one for me today because this just fucking happened ( which creeps me out alot more). I work in a mental health department at an army base in the south, today is called a DONSA ( day of no scheduled activities). That means you can come in to work or not..but if you do work you have to take paid leave ( which i have none of at the moment). So I am the ONLY person in this small office. I go to take my morning shit and i hear heels on the floor. So I think to myself...Okay so one of the providers is here. I hear the footsteps getting louder so I assume its one of the docs next to the bathrooms officer shes going to. I open the bathroom door and NOBODY IS THERE. I check the hallway outside and i check everyroom. I even checked the sign in sheet...no one. Now I am the only one here sitting alone freaking out. TL;DR Ghost coworker scares the shit out of me and will for the rest of the day.
oph1uchus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's okay, i'm here for you.
Hirro95 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:01:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On the 25 of December 2004 my dad and I were going for an afternoon walk near the beach, as we were talking the topic of tsunamis came up and for a good 10 minutes or so we were brain storming what would most likely happen to the area if one were to strike at that moment and what we would do. To our south east there was a large ~100 metre high plateau which we could likely get to with sufficient warning and we bet that that would be the best location to go to if the tsunami wasn't caused by a meteor, because to our east there was a large lake which would likely amplify the strength of the tsunami and make any further inland refuge too difficult. We walk home and continue life as normal. Next morning we wake up and turn on the morning news to discover an earthquake had created a tsunami off the coast off Indonesia and caused massive damage and loss of life. We both remember our conversation from the day before and avoid talking about it much more than an acknowledgement of the strangeness. Probably the most strange occurrence in my life.
tl;dr: Talk about tsunamis hitting the coastline while walking near the beach hours before the boxing day tsunami hits Indonesia.
CurlyJeff ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:03:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
When I was a little kid, was kicking a soccer ball with a friend up and down my drive way. I kicked the ball went past the person i kicked it to then on to the road. A little volkswagon type beetle car with four woman in it hit the ball and, as ridiculous as it sounds, the car went up on two wheels with all the women screaming in it. The car dropped back down and the ball was fine but covered in grease.
darklord91 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:10:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not exactly the same but I'll share anyway, happened to a friend of mine.
My friend lived on a steep(ish) hill and his dad had parked his car outside on the slope and was working on it, after about 20minutes my friend calls his dad and he steps away from the car. Seconds later the car jack breaks and the car falls.
30 seconds earlier and he would have been dead.
Cohan_Fan212 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:21:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Here goes... A long time ago when I was say about 10 or 11 years old, I was riding my bike around my small condominium complex for fun because video games got boring. After making a few round of the development, I noticed this girl was riding alongside me, she seemed to have a happy expression on her face, BUT I look to the right of me so I can take the oncoming bend in the road, and mind you this is a literally one second after I noticed the girl next to me on my left, like one foot away , and during the turn I look straight back to see if she's following me and poof she was gone.... As a child I was so bewildered by this event I stopped my bike and literally just stood there trying to comprehend what just happened, I was go smacked. I think that qualifies as a glitch in the matrix lol
flickle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:22:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My dad done some building work when I was a kid and part of the payment was some old junk that my dad could turn into something useful. Included was an old wooden sleigh, similar to the one from Citizen Kane. My brothers and I used it that winter in the snow. By the end of winter is was pretty bashed up so in spring my dad had his usual spring junk garden fire and we all agreed to chuck the sleigh on the fire. I even remember playing with the metal runners in the ash the following day. The following year when the snow came down my brothers and I was rumaging through the garden shed looking for good bits of wood to use as a sleight. We found the exact same sleigh from the previous year, even had some damage to the seating the same as the original sleigh. My Dad passed away about 20 years ago so I will never really be able to get anymore info about who gave it to him. I remember at the time it freaked us all out, all the kids in the street wanted to have a go of the mystery phantom sleigh. It was not the same sleigh, it coudln't have been.
gakifan123 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:25:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
eh why not. Anyways, when I was about 4-5 years old I lived with my father and grandmother, so I slept in her room and spent most of my time playing games and whatnot in there. She had friends over once in awhile to bullshit around with, but never very late she and I were always in bed by 10pm.. and so one night I was laying in bed with her and I woke up at some point during the night to a completely dark silhouette of a man standing next to the bed with glowing red eyes, staring at me not blinking or anything. I made eye contact for about 10 seconds; Once I seen the figure and realized I was awake, naturally I was scared as hell, but I didn't scream I was too afraid to move but I willed myself to lay back down and ignore it and go to sleep assuming that I was dreaming or something. Currently thinking back on it I know I wasn't dreaming because this was all too vivid I remember the window being open, I slept on the far side of the bed, the room was completely dark, no lights aside from the open window having a minor bit of street light beaming in and I could feel her laying next to me in the bed. My grandmother was laying on the bed closer to the dark figure so I was separated from being close to the figure, yet it was fixated on me, or so it seemed at the time. It couldn't have been my father because he worked 3rd shift and didn't get home until early morning, and my grandmother hadn't let anyone over in a few days, eventually I went back to sleep still feeling like those eyes were piercing into the back of my skull, the next day I told her about what happened, she didn't believe me of course, she joked around about it being her "boyfriend" Tony who was a drinker and that explained the red eyes, this is untrue because she was sleeping right next to me and those eyes weren't red from having a buzz, they were a solid red, you couldn't see anything in that room with the lights out let alone the details of ones eye. I'm not sure if it was that house or not since there was quite a few natural family deaths inside the house, I never had anything like that happen again. But still it creeps me out to this day.
chainfyre ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:37:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Two friends and I, in high school, were all staying at one of their places for the night. His parents were out of town, but we weren't troublemakers yet. Just played video games, ate pizza, and played MTG.
Anyways, about thirty minutes before we're going to sleep, we walk to his back door to shut it. It has a glass door, also, so we look out to his back yard, pause, and all look at each other incredulously. What we had seen, and we all described it as the same, was a "soldier" of sorts, in that translucent blue/green color, standing up from either picking something up or placing something on the ground. He then looked at us, and that's when we looked at each other.
We looked back out there, and he had disappeared. We all described the same scene and it has always been one of those crazy, "What in the hell was that" kind of stories. Probably not a glitch in the matrix but so many spookies here, thought I'd throw that one out.
hartekin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:58:42 on February 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite part of the story is the 'yet' after 'we weren't troublemakers'.
xxxsirkillalot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:42:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Note before i start: I'm a lifetime atheist, not an in your face type, i just don't believe in creation, barley anyone in my life knows this.
4 years ago i was in the military, in basic training. In Basic the little amount of free time you get, you have nothing to do. We were only allowed religious and war strategy books. I decided to buy a bible from the PX on day 1 and decided to read it just for a fictional story. I had never read it before and knew as much as a child who was never around religion and had never been to church before in my life. I was in Fort Jackson SC for Basic. Our original barracks was being renovated and my company (200ish soldiers) was stationed away from the rest of our battalion(5 companies worth of soldiers) in these sheet metal buildings that where temporary and cheap to put up for the army. In basic you have almost no contact with the outside world, the only way is through mail. You don't hear the radio unless you get on the bus to go to the hospital (which never happens for most people, they just stick it out). You never see a tv, or the news etc. The only thing you have is snail mail from home that takes longer than usual to come through the military and get to you.
I was just getting to the part of the bible where the 10 plagues are being brought to Egypt. It started storming outside, light at first but it got heavy, quick. For those of you who live in the Carolinas know how quick rain comes and goes. Right as i start off reading about the first plague, the lights in our barracks blink on and off. Probably a 5 second delay in between them going off and coming on. I continue reading through through the plagues and when i get to the plague of darkness (9/10 of the plagues) the lights go off. The electric pole in front of our barracks got struck by lightning during the storm. The entire base went black within 30 seconds of this happening, the storm was nuts. Our drill sgt came outside and told everyone to pack their bags as fast as they could and run for HQ where the rest of our battalion was staying. The most rain i've seen in my life was coming down, lightning was going NUTS! The streets on the hill we where staying at (tank hill for those of you who have been to Jackson) had literally 2 inches of running water on them. So there i was, holding a 60+ pound ruck sack with all of my gear in it, running with 200 other privates for a good half a mile in 2 inch water, insane amounts of rain and a lightning storm that was active enough to keep the entire run constantly light for us. Once we got to HQ and settled in we where given our cell phones back and told to call home. Hurricane Ike was on the way. The next day our original barracks was no longer there, everything was go but the cement pads the buildings where bolted to.
Still an atheist but it was pretty wild for the run that god might actually be showing me some of his wrath.
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:35 on February 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hah that's intense.
Sentence55 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:54:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's a bit late and dunno if it counts as a glitch but:
Last year i had my ex gf sleeping at my house, a family friend found a german army helmet just the day before and donated it to my father (ww2, i live in italy so it's common to find stuff like this on the mountains; i ended up taking the helmet for my self). The helmet has a bullet hole that goes from side to side; indication that somebody probably died wearing that helmet. Later that night my ex gf tells me she feels a cool breeze on her side of the bed (in the middle of a very hot summer), i don't make a biggy out of it and we go to sleep. She wakes me up scared shitless in the middle of the night telling me that she felt somebody caressing her hair and thought it was me, but when she turned she saw the ghost of the german soldier, and he was staring at her at the side of the bed. Apparently as soon as she tried to wake me up he disappeared.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:55:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 10 years old, maybe younger, while living in Surprise, AZ, my brother, sister, and I were outside on the front yard of our house late at night playing around. Blame it on the relentless sun if you will but that night, we looked up and saw what looked like a Cesna airplane on fire directly over our heads. Just suddenly - out of no where, plane on fire. It's already weird enough as it is but what's most creepy, there is zero sound. To this day my brother and sister sometimes bring it up and never really try to figure out why this happened since it seems too difficult to explain. Mind you - this is technically the desert and the the land we live on is on 5 acres of land and hardly any neighbors. For some reason we always saw fucked up shit at that place.
swindled7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:03:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I won Guess Who 16 times in a row... on the first guess.
UNCTyphus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:14:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My story is also a dream story. To me, it represented the death of my childhood. I dreamt that Steve Irwin died, the day that it happened. I woke up crying, and my mother came into my room going "What's wrong? Are you sad about Steve Irwin dying?" I hadn't even heard about it, considering it happened halfway around the world from me. I wasn't excited or amazed that I had "predicted" his death..
I was just really bummed about the death of my idol.
BigOleSpaceRetard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:19:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Not sure you'd call it a glitc, but I'll still share it.
Sometimes when I walk around my house, I feel like someone's there. Right behind me. I turn around, see nothing, and freak out. When I'm in my garage, I feel like there's something in there with me, right behind the car. I've never gotten the balls to look. The same happens with my bedroom door. When I go to open it, I get the feeling like someone's there.
I'll need to explain the layout of my house for this. From the hallway that my room is in, I can see through the laundry room, kitchen, random room, family room, to the garage door. When I look into the family room, it seems like that room is darker than the rest of the house. And I always feel like I'm looking AT someone. When I'm in the family room, I never feel alone. It's always like I'm with someone.
One time I went to sit at the computer and I had a flashback-type experience. I looked at the wall for some reason, and the images of a spider and an angry face flashed on it. I froze for a second in fear, then looked again. There was a slightly darker patch on the fake wood where I saw the face. I see this face a lot. When I have a bad dream, it's always there. It's on my bathroom wall in an odd pattern on the tile. When my imagination gets going, the face is always there.
Several years ago, I was playing hide n seek or something with my friend. For some reason I ended up in the closet, looking at him. I felt someone touch my back. It wasn't a quick feeling, but the force of someone pushing me, without actually pushing me. When we looked, there was nothing there. Just the wall.
EDIT: Forgot to add, when I dream, all my dreams take place in the same town. It's just like the one I live in, only different, like distorted. Same people and everything. I get the feeling I'm not alone. EVERYWHERE. Everything that happens in the dream feels like it's being watched by someone else.
It's my my house is glitching into another dimension.
Writing this freaks me out. Guess I won't be sleeping today.
BlueElephants ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:20:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Proof of a clear glitch
Irielle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:58:09 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
HOW?!
ironmask85 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:21:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had two things that happened to me that I still dont understand to this day.
I heading up from NJ to visit my boys in Queens and I got there about an hour late because of traffic. I ring my friend's apartment and no answer... I call his cell and he picks up and says "Where did you go?"
I was really confused and I said that I just got to his place. I hear them laughing and they say that I'm fooling around, when they head back they all tell me they followed me down the street. Again, I told them that I just got to his place and they give me a look like I'm crazy. So I ask them to tell me what happened: They say they saw me on the sidewalk through the apartment window waving at them and then I motioned to follow me down the street. The thing is they are all dead serious about this. They apparently chased this 'other me' down to a deli and the 'other me' just disappeared down a side street. They all thought I was playing a game, so when they got the call they already thought I was being an ass.
When they saw me walking down the street towards them, they were freaked out because they said I was rockin' a different coat. Though the insisted it was me!
Now this wouldn't be such a big deal... But it happened another time. I was driving to work and I get a call from my sis and she says "Hey, watchya doing in Best Buy?". I tell her I'm on my way to work and I'm about 20 miles from that place. She insist her friend was talking to me and she saw me walk away, which she thought was rude because I didn't say hi to my own sister!
Those two things really freaked me out! My grandmother used to say that the Devil would sometimes come down and take the shape of someone, but I never believed that. To this day my friends and sis say that they saw me without a doubt.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:22:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 12 I was looking for this book one night, searched my entire book shelf but I couldn't find it. Then I went to bed and dreamt that I got up, casually walked over to my book shelf and towards the end was my book. I took it out, looked at the cover and put it back in its original spot. So when I woke up, I got out of bed, walked over and there was the fucking book, exactly where I left it in my dream.
That_was_StephenKing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:28:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I guess you could qualify this as a glitch in the matrix. I was in my room and my cat was in there with me, I got hungry and went downstairs to get some food closing my cat into my room behind me without really thinking. When I got downstairs I stopped in the living room and found my cat sitting on the couch looking at me. I thought nothing of it went and got my food then went back to my room, when I opened the door my cat darted out. I've had a number of experiences like this with my cat and I have always just attributed it to him being able to teleport.
Marshm311ow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:30:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was coming home from vacation, i was in the passenger seat. We were just entering town when it felt like we blinked and all of a sudden we were driving the opposite direction about 10 miles away from where we were. Freaked us the fuck out and we were convinced we entered the twilight zone or something.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:31:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My glitch in the matrix is that you get breakfast provided for you at work every day. I can't believe that's true.
ggk1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:41:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a terrible nightmare that basically had to do with people trying to gain my trust...my sister was able to describe exactly what each "spirit" looked like (there were 4) to me before I told her anything about them and said they were the ones she had "summoned" when she did witchcraft.
Awaywithit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:15:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, after reading all these sort of creepy tales, one remarkable thing came across my mind. In fact it was so strange I had to make an account just to share it.
Long time ago. While in the last stage of primary school, it was class picture day. After the other classes had theirs done, it was our turn. Now my friend, Dave, said out loud he was going to make funny faces. The teacher heard him. He told him with a stern voice not be stupid to and just to smile fancy for the photographer man. He argued that it cost a lot to develop the film and not waste the one shot. Dave, reluctantly, said he would behave. The flash goes off and done was the whole thing. Few days later, everyone received the taken image. Everyone was facing towards the camera, some of us blinked of course. Except, Dave was looking away, at the sky. We mocked him for not paying attention. Then never really paid attention to it.
The year passed and I got to secondary school. Now I thought it would be fun to take the good old class picture with me and put it in my agenda as a front cover. So I dug the thing out of the archives. Suddenly something startled me, Dave was not looking at the sky any more. He had somehow moved, now he was just looking straight at the camera. I told my sister about this, but she never noticed something different about the picture and told me I was just imagining things. I recall clearly Dave was not smiling this fancy.
As my first day of school started, I told a couple old classmates about this and showed them the peculiar thing. They too do vividly remember it differently. As the day progressed, I confronted more and more old buddies with it. All of them were in a stage of "WTF".
My theory: Dave knows magic.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:24:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 18, a friend of mine was suffering from Hotchkin's disease. He asked me to drive him to a sperm bank in L.A. so that he might 'save' some special sauce in case he ever got married and wanted kids. So I drove him down from central California, located the sperm bank in a 20+ story building (can't remember exactly, the 70's were such a blur) and took him into the sperm bank office on the 14th floor. My friend had brought some magazines to help prepare his special sauce for saving, and he sent me back to the car to get them since the office supplied material was sadly lacking and a bit over used. On returning from the car with excellent material in my hands, at least for the times, I exited the elevated in full stide while turning in the direction of where the office entrance should have been. I found myself alone on a floor of the building that looked like the one where the sperm bank office 'was', but no one was there. It was empty. Everything was right, water fountain, lights, every detail, but I quickly realized something was wrong. I grabbed the closing elevator door and held it while I scanned around. Then I saw the floor number on the elevator door frame, it said 13!. I was like WTF, there are no 13th floors in America. Obviously, I couldn't figure out what the hell was going on, and I was in a hurry, or rather my friend was, so I just got back on the elevator, pushed 14 again. Doors closed, and reopened at the right floor this time. I was confused but not really registering what I just experienced. I pushed the magazines into my friends hands and told him the story. He laughed and we then talked about recent drug usage and it's possible influence in creating weird events. With that resolved, sort of, he rushed off to do his business.
Later, before leaving town, we made several attempts to reach the 13th floor, but no success. All I can say is I'm sure it really happened. To this, I can still see the 13 sign in my mind clearly. But doubters will doubt.
Slam_Dunk_for ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:54:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A close friend of mine died of his injuries from an IED explosion in Iraq. Well, the Army has memorial services every month or so for the families of soldiers killed during a month. So we went up to Austin for a trip to attend the service at Ft Hood. During a golf round with all his friends and family, his wife receives a phone call from her late husband's cell phone. She freaks, shows us who's calling and tries to answer. No one on the other line.
His phone had been turned off for 10 months since he was in Iraq.
Bonus: we were playing on Willie Nelson's course.
pcguy2k ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:54:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This was a few years back in college. I just moved into my first apartment after living at the dorms for 2 years, so really first time on my own. I was walking back home from a class when my phone starts to ring. I take it out of my pocket look down and my heart starts racing. The number calling me is the number from the phone at my apartment. I freak out and start running toward the house, when I get there everything is in place and nothing looks odd, I was half expecting on walking in on someone breaking in. I look on the call history of the phone at home and it never dialed my cell phone. Still freaks me out thinking about it, but I ticked it off to a glitch in the phone system.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:55:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to live in an apartment complex in Troy, MI when I was young. I was probably about eight or nine years old at the time, and I was playing in the complex and found a newspaper sitting inside a bush, brand new in its wrapping. This was around 5-7pm in the evening, just before dark, and I took it home (we were 'po, so hey, a free newspaper is nice!) and opened it up. The date was tomorrow! I didn't know anything about the news or stocks or anything like that, I just distinctly knew that today was Thursday, and this paper was for Friday, the next day of the month (I don't recall the date). I tried to explain it to my parents, and they confirmed today's date for me, but they didn't seem interested and told me to go put the paper back.
The next day, I went back again to where I found the paper and there was another one there, sitting in the bush, also with tomorrow's date. I was totally sure that I was not wrong, since I knew that I had been to school that day, and the paper was marked Saturday (also one day number ahead). I was afraid of getting in trouble so I didn't take it home this time, I just put it back under the bush after looking at the front page.
I don't have any evidence, but here is the bush where I found the papers about 20 years ago: 42.559986,-83.138864 (you can google those coordinates and see it).
Kakies ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:59:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was taking a nap at my friend's apartment one time. I kept having this dream over and over that the huge sliding glass door/window that faced the couch would shatter , and I would be terrified but unable to move. Id wake up an see the glass was normal, so I'd fall back asleep for a few. Then I would experience the same dream. I never saw what caused the glass to break, but I was always terror stricken each time. I finally made myself get up off of the couch to avoid having the dream again. I told my friend Sarah about the dreams before leaving her apartment.
Fast forward to 4 hours later. Sarah texts me a picture entitled "what the fuck." I open it and see a picture of her sliding glass door-you guessed it-completely shattered. Apparently our friends that were dating at the time had a huge falling out and he threw a beer bottle so hard it broke the entire thing. Sarah and I couldn't fucking believe it.
I've since changed phones, but i'll put the picture up here if sarah still has it. So glad I told her before it happened, otherwise no one would have ever believed me, haha.
PinkStarhime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:33 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of when I worked in the bakery as a cake decorator at a warehouse style grocery store. The first time it happened I wasn't doing cake duties I was actually out filling the self-serve donut case. I had my hands in the case putting donuts in, and I hear that distinctive sound of glass shattering and falling all over concrete. It's like, 4 in the morning... no one was around... I just looked with my mouth agape. But chalked it up to, maybe the glass was old, and it got bumped a lot with cake pans, and the free cookie box, and other stuff.
Fast forward a week later. The store manager had to special order the replacement glass. FINALLY it came, and they put it back in. I was so glad, having a plastic bag in that little slot was a pain in the ass. TWO HOURS LATER I shit you not I was filling the free cookie box with cookies for the kids, and I wasn't even fucking touching it, and it just shattered. Again. All over the case down in front of me, and the floor, and several customers witnessed this, and some coworkers. I just looked up and was like "I SWEAR TO GOD IT WASN'T ME!" Freaked me the fuck out.
In hindsight I think in reality the constant cooling and reheating of the summer weather and ovens of the cutting-board surface the glass was built over, was just too much for the glass to handle and it just broke. After that the store manager decided it was time for plexiglass. But still scared the ever living shit out of me when it happened.
THEsolid85 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:11:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've also had recurring dreams where I'm like a getaway driver, trying to evade other cars chasing me, in and around this one strip of a specific street somewhere. With a giant reddish stone building on one side, and a building with a loading ramp/walkway across the street. I thought the buildings were from, or inspired by, one of the Grand Theft Auto games, until I drove through Independence, MO and saw them for myself. It was unmistakable. I had fucking been there before, in my dreams, and it was really weird.
dontexplain ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:13:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This might not be at all strange/glitchy etc, in fact I've wondered if it's a normal thing but I can feel when people move within close proximity (next room, for example) without having to see them. It's almost like a slight pressure in my ears and it's something that has come and gone since I was 8 or so
SinTaxHeir ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:19:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My mom and dad divorced when I was very young. One day my dad received a call from my mom in histerics that she found our pet cat dead. He was an outdoor cat and got himself into lots of mischief. My dad meets her at the location and sees a cat that appears to be identical to our cat. He even checked the cats shoulder where there was an identical discoloration our cat had. He then takes the dead cat, puts it in a box, and buries it. He then came over to the house to see my brother and I. My parents had decided to lie and say the cat ran away. Well as my brother and I are playing video games my dad sits down and in walks my cat and wanders through the living room. Its the only time I've seen my dad have all the blood drain from his face and back away. He half yelled at us "What the hell is he doing here?!?" As you can imagine it was quite puzzling to my brother and I. He then had a good laugh and told us the story of how he buried some poor families cat.
TL;DR My cat is a zombie
mindbending ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously, just used one of nine lives.
PinkStarhime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:09 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of a story very simliar:
There's a family two houses down from us who have a little black kitty, very young, or just very small, female, with a little white spot on her chest, and she has 5 toes on each foot, the other cat is insignificant at this point. One morning (we live in FL so it's nice and warm) I was walking the kids to the bus stop a few blocks down the street, and there was a dead little kitty on the side of the road, black, I didn't get a close look at it this time because I didn't want my kids to freak out. We sad "aww, how sad" and I took them to the bus stop. Upon my return trip I got a closer look and it appeared to be that little black kitty. Same white spot, same 5 toes on each foot. I wrote the family a letter that day and put it in their mailbox saying "I'm sorry, but I thought your kitty had gotten hit by a car over night, and if there was anything we could do to let us know. My kids were very sad, as this cat frequented our house for treats and pats." after putting the note in their mailbox, I look up and see the black kitty sitting in their driveway preening. I look back down the road at the spot the dead one was, and it was gone. I told my husband our neighbors have a zombie cat, and he said something along the lines of KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! XD I'm sure it really was someone else's kitty, but I was so certain it was her... the neighbors even thought it was her too when they saw it that same morning on their way to work/school also. Crazy shit...
sreddit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:32:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was on a trip with a few friends in Tokyo. We stayed in a hotel which had a graveyard behind it for a few days. Didn't know when we booked but figured land is at a premium and graveyards have to go somewhere. We were just chilling when suddenly we heard whispers coming from nowhere. It was just us in the room and we all heard it. It was like LOTR/Sauron/Nazgul whispers and lasted for about 5-10 seconds. WTF.
Typhoone4 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:33:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time as a kid, I was sleeping in the top part of my bunk bead. While sleeping, I heard foot steps. I woke up, and some how was on the bottom bunk. The next night, I heard the same foot steps, except this time I woke up in the woods.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:44:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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TokyoXtreme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:34 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Most cursed items need to be worn 255 times before the curse breaks; the item will then turn blessed.
Trieclipse ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:35:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Well I'm really late but what the hell.
When I was 16 or so, my high school was going through the class selection period for next year. They had handed out these little forms where you wrote down what courses you wanted to take, and you and a parent had to sign off on them. Well it was nighttime and I was almost ready to go to bed when I told my dad that I needed his signature. He came into my room and was making a big fuss over my class choices, nitpicking every little thing. I was getting frustrated, I wanted to go to bed, so I said something to the effect of "Can you just sign the paper already? There's no point to this." He got miffed and said that he wasn't going to sign it and left the room. I said "Fine," and went into the bathroom (right outside my bedroom) to pee. While in there, I heard someone enter my room. I figured it was my dad who was going to sign the paper (really he was being kind of a baby about the whole thing, I knew he was going to sign it later anyway). Well once I get back in my room I see the paper on my desk, with my Dad's signature on it. Satisfied, I put it away and go to bed.
The next morning, my Dad comes into my room before work and wakes me up asking to see the paper so he can sign it. Still half-asleep, I remind him that he already signed it last night. He wants to see the paper. I take it out and give it to him, then hop back into bed. He looks at it for a bit and, long story short, starts yelling at me about how I've learned to forge his signature. Saying things like, "I won't let this go, I'm going to call your school." I'm lying in bed still, mostly unreactive, but I'm wide awake now wondering what the fuck is going on. My dad left the room to go to work, but would bring it up again at dinner.
I swear to god that I didn't forge the signature. What's more, even though I had practiced my Dad's signature (come on, who among us didn't when they were young?), I've never been able to get it right. The signature on the form was EXACTLY my Dad's signature, perfectly produced.
I've never brought it up with him since, but I've never been able to explain it either.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was your dad taking sleeping pills? Something like Ambien could have completely wiped his memory of the events before he went to sleep. He probably signed it, and lost all memory of it.
Trieclipse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My parents are the kinds of people who fear unnecessary medication, so I doubt that my dad would have taken sleeping pills. And I don't think he has ever taken a strong sleeping pill like Ambien. I think the likelihood of a rational explanation is much higher than the likelihood that the laws of physics suspended themselves so that a signature could appear on my course sheet. But what freaks me out is how strongly I believed, how completely and utterly convinced I was, that my Dad would return to sign the piece of paper. I remember going into the bathroom thinking that he was going to be right back to sign it, and when I saw the signature, it made perfect sense.
Maybe I'll bring it up when I go back home one of these days.
summerchilde ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:51:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I posted this as a comment to another thread a couple weeks ago but I think it fits here too.
My Dad had a couple very strange things happen to him when he was in his 20's living in Anchorage, Alaska in the early-1960's. First event... one day he is in town at the store and as he leaves the store he sees his dad drive up in a pickup truck. His dad gets out of the truck and walks into the store. My dad is no more than 10 feet away when he sees all this. Now dad's thinking to himself, "Well that's weird. Dad is supposed to be in California and won't be back here for another week. I guess he came early." So he waits for him to come out of the store. Sure enough his dad comes out, walks right past him, and gets back into the truck and drives away. At this point my dad is totally confused and goes to pay phone to call his girlfriend to let her know that he just saw his dad and to get the house cleaned up for his arrival. The girlfriend says to him that can't be so as she had just gotten off the phone with his dad who was STILL in California. Second event... one day my dad is walking down the street and on the opposite side of the street is a JC Penny's. As he's walking he glances over and sees his ex-girlfriend walk out of the store. She stops and looks directly at him then turns around and goes back into the store. "Dockie's supposed to be in California. What's she doing up here?" my dad wondered. So, he runs over to the store to go find her. As he opens the door he runs into the ex-girlfriend's dad. Her dad tells him that she is indeed in California and she was most definitely not in the store. So my dad leaves and starts walking home. On the walk back home he sees her name written in the dirt on a car's windshield. At home he decides to call Dockie up in California. Sure enough, she answers the phone thousands of miles away. To this day he's still not sure what he saw. Both Dockie and my Grandfather are alive and well.
PoorBoysAmen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:00:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was with a girl from a nearby town who I thought was a perfect match for me, destiny. We had just had "get to know you" and nothing affectionate. I stopped by her snow cone shop for work one might when she was closing up. I heard the most audible ghostly voice, like the sound of wind, say "kiss her." I just smiled and finished our conversation and eventually said goodbye and left. I would have been freaked out from just the voice, but 5 minutes later I get a text from her saying "I really wanted to kiss you back there." and she had previously made no affectionate texts towards me. Still boggles me today as to why I heard that "voice."
CivEZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did the voice sound anything like this guy?
yaromier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:14 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
YA FUCKIN' BEAT ME TO IT. Though I was going to write "What the voice sounded like to everyone else (link)"
Wynner3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:09:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
First thing that comes off the top of my head is something that has happened on multiple occasions. I will be in a field throwing a ball for a dog or nephews or something and it, the ball, some how bounces off an invisible ceiling. The balls have gone up and come right back down when other times it has been thrown across the field.
BeenGaming ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:51:34 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://theoddsmustbecrazy.com
samban ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:33:23 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My mother has two stories like this, first goes.
She was brought up by her aunts and they were strict Irish Catholics, who were all about being lady like. One of her aunts passed away when she was in her late teens. She used to remark on how awful it was when drunk girls urinated in public and said they wouldnt do it if they had their belts stuck on their dresses.
So my mom is about 19 and she is at some disco , she hadnt been drinking but really needed to pee, there was a long line for the bathroom so she went to a park outside to relieve herself. when she was squatting she said she could hear her aunt saying how horrible it was(in her own head). she goes to fasten her belt and it had vanished, she searched the spot for about ten minutes and it was gone, nowhere. She never even took the belt ff in the first place, only loosened it.
the second story is a lot better.
When she was in her twenties she travelled Europe for a few years. worked in many countries with Club Medeterani . When she was in Brussells working in a bar she lost a pendant on a necklace that had her name engraved on it. She always missed it because it was given to her by her dead aunt(same one).Fast forward two years later shes in Sweden doing Aupair . Shes there about an hour in the new house, hadnt even opened her suitcase. The cleaner of the house come to her and asks her name. She replies ,Beth, my names Beth. The cleaner hands her a silver pendant with her name one it, the same one she lost two years ago in another country . The pendant had appeared in the house randomly about a week before she ever arrived and the family didnt know where it came from .
yaromier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:03 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
is an Aupair a swedeish repair? -chortle- Good read, my mother said she has seen golden sparkles that she knew were the spirits of our loved ones.
bugmonsters ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:51:56 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just a couple of many:
Two friends and I were having lunch and a pitcher of beer at a small bar. We were sitting on bar stools and were the only patrons. The bartender was the only other person in the building. One of the guys tried to get up and go to the bathroom and almost fell from his stool. He couldn't get his feet to the floor. We all looked down at once and realized that his shoestrings were tied around the legs of the stool. Tied in perfect bows as though done with great care.
The debunking began. At first we thought that he may have tipped his chair back and slipped the legs through the laces. That was ruled out as we realized that they were tied above the rungs. We inspected the laces and pulled on them to confirm that they were securely tied around the legs. We were so confounded that we actually began to suspect that the bartender had a secret door in the bar and reached through to to the prank. We inspected the bar for such a door. It wouldn't have been very smart for the bartender to do this to complete strangers in broad daylight. Besides, he was visible the whole time we sat there.
We finished our lunch and beer and got out of there.
The second one was when I was leaving a friend's house late at night in Colorado. Snow blanketed the ground. The ground was white and the sky was pitch black and full of stars. I carefully walked to my car, looking down to avoid stepping on an icy patch. About halfway to my car I looked up to see three textbook gray aliens standing around it. It was as though they were doing something to my car...inspecting it or something. They looked at me. I looked at them. I blinked. They were still there. The sensation I got was that they were surprised that I could see them and weren't quite sure what to do. I blinked, shook my head and blinked again. They suddenly faded out (for lack of a better description). They went from being solid and 3D to transparent and then gone. I blinked a few more times and stood there for a few long minutes; heart pounding so hard that I thought I might have a heart attack.
I didn't believe that they were really gone. I was struggling with the fact that they had been there at all. I finally got the courage to get into my car.
It was about 15 years ago, and I haven't developed schizophrenia or any other mental issues; and haven't seen them again. Lot of other strange things have happened before and after. But that was the one time I saw something right in front of me and while awake and walking around.
lmf221 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:48:04 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Might be lame, and will probably be busy but I promise 100% true.
I'm in the Navy, currently at my C school (Nuclear Power School for anyone who cares). A few nights ago I had a pretty vivid dream, I was in school studying, when the fire alarm went off. We didn't immediately leave, so soon after firemen came and forced us outside. It was raining outside and I was huddled with my classmates when a Master Chied came and informed two of them (one with an officer package in one without) that they had made officer.
I woke up that morning and when I got to school first thing jokingly told my friends about the dream joking that it was a prophesy they would make officer. Not an hour and a half into the school day, the fire alarm went off. At this point I'm tripping balls, we exit out the fire escape and it's raining! I have never had a wierder coincidence. I swear if my friend makes officer I'm going to spaz out. I continue to keep encouraging the other friend to put in the package, but she doesn't want to, even though I know she'd be great.
nuitblanched ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:52:35 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A few years ago, a group of friends and I were walking down a street of a neighboring town, just as it got dark. I was lagging behind because I was miffed for one reason or another at my current boyfriend of the time and my friends had no intention of stopping to wait for me. I didn't get more than a few yards behind them when I suddenly said, for no reason in particular, "Hey, guys! I bet you I can turn this street lamp out with my mind." Naturally, they all turned. Without hesitation, I looked--glared--at the nearest streetlight. And it went out. To this day, I have no idea what compelled me to say it. Maybe I'd anticipated the glitch, maybe it's one of those if you say something enough times, the odds are one day it might happen (though I'm not normally in the habit of claiming I can turn lights out with my mind.)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:55:19 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For 11 years my family lived in a house in which the prior resident had died (named Sam). We always joked about how Sam haunts the house with your normal strange occurances that are shrugged off. Stuff like doors shutting, drapes rustling in empty rooms, etc. One that weirds me out to this day though was the lock on the front door.
This lock would show as unlocked when the little knob was vertical (|) and locked when it was horizontal (-). At some point we noticed it changed. The lock would be engaged when vertical and disengaged when it was horizontal. We figured somehow the lock had shifted or something, but no amount of exertion was able to restore the lock to it's original pattern. My dad, who was a handiman, said the only way for it to be shifted around is to unscrew the lock and reposition it.
On a related note, my dad would always make the house look nice and put throw pillows on the couch. He would arrange them in a particular way, so my mom and I would come in right after him and change it up when he wasn't looking and quickly go back to what we were doing (laundry for her, games for me). This started to really creep my dad out and thought Sam was to blame.
Final story. My mom had just gotten back from the hospital after a diabetic episode. She was rather sick and she and my dad went to take a nap. I was on the computer and we had a minor brown out. I didn't think anything of it. My dad gets up an hour later or so and tells me he's making a pot of coffee and if I wanted a cup. I said sure and he went to go make it. While it was brewing he went to grab something from the back porch.
The house alarm starts blaring and freaks us out. We had purchased the house three years prior and never bothered with the alarm as when Sam passed away, he was the last to know the code. There was probably a way to reset it to use it but I digress. We had plenty of power outages and brownouts in those three years and the alarm never activated until that day for some reason. We couldn't kill the alarm from the fusebox in my closet either. The police and fire department ended up coming out and remarked that the actual alarm in the attic was incredibly hot (like radiator hot). The cut the wire to get it to finally stop. Just a weird event.
AcidBurns95 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:04:47 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I guess this is pretty generic but generic awesome is still awesome. My dad and I decided to go and take my little sister to Chuck E Cheese. He and I are sitting at a table which gives us a pretty good view of people walking by (we like to people watch). We're talking and generally bullshitting while my little sister is playing in the forty thing and we see a very tall man in a green polo and khakis. He walks by, turns a corner so hes out of view, and walks straight out of the bathroom. He then proceeds to walk the same path in front of us and leaves the place. My dad and I look at each other looking for confirmation of what we just witnessed. Basic Shenanigans. I'm not so sure I'm ready to be unplugged yet.
TL;DR: Portal in space and time.
moneyshots88 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:45:17 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 17 I was playing basketball with some neighbor kids. While we were playing another one of my neighbors approaches me and wants to talk to me. We were talking right by the layup area on the left side of the hoop. My other neighborhood friends kept playing. Right in the middle of our conversation, my friend says something that triggers my brain into remembering this exact same situation(basically a Deja vu). The only thing was that I knew exactly what going to happen in the next 10 seconds. My back was completely facing my other friends playing basketball but I knew right when my friend said "next Friday" that I should raise my right hand behind me and that would cause me to stuff my other friend going up for a layup. So I did this and all my friends just stared at me and asked if I had eyes in the back of my head. The friend I was talking to was really weirded out because my eyes stayed connected with him the entire time and my back was completely facing the others thus blocking all peripheral vision. To this day I view it as something super weird and can't explain it. TL;DR I saw into the future for the next 10 seconds because a friend said "next Friday" and triggered something in my brain
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:10:56 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Often when I have Deja Vu, a quick flash of "the future" goes through my brain. About 30 seconds worth, nothing substantial. Usually they are very mundane occurrences, someone in particular is about to call.. there's about to be a knock on the door.. etc. Some come true but they seem coincidental if anything.
One time I had met my family at an Ikea that I hadn't been to in over a year. In the parking lot, walking up to the store I get the usual Deja Vu and the accompanying flash of the future. I watched carefully as everything in my "flash" came true: the stickers on the glass wall we walked past, 2 went left to the restroom, 1 turned right to sit on a large red circular seat, and I slowly walked over to the same seat as that was part of my flash. As soon as I sat down it ended, and I tried to tell someone what happened but obviously they didn't believe me.
woundedstork ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:42:16 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A while back I had a dream where I was flying over a marsh...I remembered it perfectly, the smell, the sound of the croaking toads, it had a distinct tree that split into 3 parts about 2 feet off the ground, but it was maybe 30 feet tall.
I had been found by the DNR about a month before that, and was recovering slowly. About 2 weeks after my dream they released me...and they stopped the truck right at the tree I described from my dream...I wasn't able to fly during that period at all...and I know I haven't seen that tree before in my life.
Freaked me out.
aazav ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:53:42 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bought a Logitec mouse with a little USB wireless insert. Brought it home, put it on the kitchen counter, opened it up. Put the tiny dongle to the side, turned to get my Mac to plug it in, turned back and it was gone. Looked for it for EVER. Was just gone.
I KNOW I could have dropped it, but I opened it right there. Examined the package, the bag, the floor, the trash. Honestly, it just went poof. I probably put it in the tiny pocket in the right hand pocket of my jeans and forgot, but DAMN, that was strange.
derkman12345 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:21:51 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ok well this is just one of those weird little things that once happened to me. I was, oh say 7 or 8. I was walking one the side of my house (the side of my house is this very thin little strip of grass with a very thin garden that stretches the side of our house). All of a sudden I get this small little urge to jump. Suddenly mid-jump I feel this just SLIGHT breeze rush through my body. I literally hovered in the air for a good 5 seconds before reaching the ground. When I got back to the ground I was terrified. I was tried to dismiss this as just a dream, but I NEVER dream of my exact house. By that I mean I remember the scenery in its normal detail as it is every day. When I dream I am never at my actual house. Anyways I remember going and telling my mom what just happened. Just one of those little weird things.
TL;DR I was using hover glitches or something when I was young.
bullfroggy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:08:00 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I showed these glitch stories to my girlfriend and she was immediately intrigued. They actually made her remember a story that her aunt told her a long long time ago:
When my girlfriend's aunt was a kid, she was on the bus-ride for a field-trip. She and her best friend had taken their shoes off and were napping on the bus when all of the sudden, she woke up in a semi trance-like state. She started putting her shoes on, saying to her friend "You need to put your shoes on, we're leaving". Her friend was perplexed and pointed out that they still had another hour or so to go. Suddenly, they hear a weird noise coming from the back of the bus and it starts smoking. The bus then pulls over and everyone evacuates. Minutes later, the bus catches fire. Needless to say, both her and her best friend were beyond freaked out.
tl;dr: My girlfriend's aunt predicted a bus fire
LordOfAwesomeTown ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:13:42 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the first time I've ever told this to anyone before, so here you go reddit. It was a few years ago that my pekingese passed away. It was a hard time for all of my family when it happened, most likely even more so for me since he was like a friend to me. Anyway, we took him up to my grandparents house in Ohio to bury him(You're not allowed to bury pets in your yard in Kentucky). A while later, I spent the night at their house along with my brother. I think we were going to help our aunt out at the school she teaches at. Anyway, that night as I was laying down on the inflatable bed they put out for me and trying to go to sleep when I feel something rub up against me, something fairly heavy. My grandma has two cats so I figured it was one of them. I looked, there was nothing there. No cats, no nothing, just an empty space on the bed. It's worth noting that he weighed about 20 pounds.
Planet-man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:38:17 on March 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Stuff like this, man. Such a huge part of why I love these threads. It just reminds us, even in moments of doubt, despair and mudanity, that there really is more to all of this.
lanbanger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:42:52 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Around 1994, I was in our local town and decided on a whim to go in to the town's "job centre", somewhere I'd never been before. I walk in, and the first people I see are my father and step-mother, who live over 100 miles away and were visiting for the first time as well. A coincidence, obviously, but a very surreal one.
ruthi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:10:35 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
2nd Story.
Back in high school I had a strange dream that began with a golf tournament. It was more like a driving range in a great, white abyss. I went first, hit the ball, and stepped down. Some girl went after me, and asked if she could use a red croquette ball instead of the white golf ball because it would be easier to see against the white background. She was disqualified, and the tournament went on. Still in the dream, it's the night before the final competition and there's only two people left, including myself and some stranger who had the dream name of Ralph. I pace through this maroon hallway because I'm feeling restless, and Ralph comes out to join me because he can't sleep either. We make polite conversation and sit down on benches on opposite sides of the hallway. I look up and I see that he is sitting in a liquid painting, sort of like how the world looked in the movie "What Dreams May Come." I ask him how he changed into that form, and he tells me that he's always been that way, I can just see him clearer now. I ask him what it is like, and he tells me that it's like living inside of a mirror, where everyone reflects themselves on to you. He also says that it always smells like it's going to snow. I turn to my left and see that there is a girl sitting next to me, but she can't see us. I wave my arm in front of her but get no response. He tells me that her eyes are closed and we're invisible to her and suggests that I look down. When I do, I realize that I'm in the painted world as well, while still looking out in the hallway. I look back to him and asked how I've changed. He answers "I have always been, and so shall you. The world will open when you are" and I woke up.
The next day we have English class and need to choose a book to study for the semester. I sift through the usual High School english stuff, when I see a paragraph from the beginning of a book that sends shivers down my spine. The paragraph is almost verbatim what Ralph said in my dream. About the mirrors, about invisibility, about projection. I check the book, and it's "The Invisible Man" by Ralph Ellison. The book is all about being blind to reality, like the girl with the croquette ball at the beginning of the dream and the girl on the bench later. Most of the important scenes happen during winter ("It always smells like snow") and there are constant themes about moving fluidly through life, like the painting Ralph was living in.
TL;DR - My dream told me to read Ralph Ellison's "The Invisible Man."
damangio ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:29:23 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Years ago, my family was having breakfast. My mom took a small glass, made of glass, from the cupboard and a pitcher of orange juice from the fridge. She poured orange juice into the glass and set it at my sister's place. The glass was room temperature, and it had held refrigerated orange juice on countless mornings over a period of years. Midway through breakfast, the glass exploded. It shot shards of glass all across the table and spilled the remaining orange juice. Nobody was hurt, and everybody else's glass was fine. We didn't hear any strange sounds that might have caused the explosion. Anybody ever hear of something like this?
sansdomicile ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:01:01 on January 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know this is a little late but I really enjoyed this thread and I saved it so I could read all the replies. This exact thing happened to my mum once. She had a glass of water next to her bed on a bedside table not under any bright lights or near a heat source or by the window and it exploded in the middle of the night. It's always really freaked me out! Let me know if you ever get an answer!
EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_glass_breakage
dboy999 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:01:44 on April 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
on my phone, so no idea when you posted this. but when i was 8 or so i was home alone with my 17 year old brother as my parents went out to dinner. we were getting ready to have dinner and he was reaching for glasses to drink from during our meal. he grabbed mine, put it on the table and just before he grabbed his it fucking exploded. sending glass all over the kitchen. no contact whatsoever, it exploded literally a split second before he touched it. nothing else was damaged, and no one hurt. no explanation. im 22 now, completely forgot about it till now
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:13 on June 20, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is something that happens with tempered glass.
When I was a kid a cousin and I were moving one of my uncle's TV stands that had glass cabinet doors on it. When we went to grab the stand to move it, one of the glass doors just exploded everywhere. The little bits of glass were randomly popping and jumping off the ground in the garage.
AutoFocus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:26:30 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVSRm80WzZk&feature=related
tamallama ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:45:39 on January 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is really small, and my first post here, but I joined to tell it because it kind of fits in with some of the stories here. My cousin was sick in the hospital with cancer, and my mom and I decided to go pay him a visit, and spend some very valuable time with him. When we arrived, while in the lobby waiting for the elevator I had the thought "He's dead. He'll be dead when we get up there and it's too late." I quickly brushed it away because of how negative it was, but when we got to his room he had literally died moments earlier. (my aunt was there and told us) My mom told me she had had a strong feeling about him dying while waiting for the elevator as well. I think it's less a glitch and more an awareness and connection to energy around us, but it was still a really strange moment.
wr08 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:45:41 on January 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I took a philosophy class a few years ago. Discussions were held separately from lectures and were moderated by the professor's assistant, a kind of quirky woman in her late twenties. It was an interesting class but I hardly talked in the discussion group and just blended in. I never had any sort of one-on-one interaction with her whatsoever. Two years later, I pass by her while walking on campus. I had gone camping the previous weekend. She sees me and says, "Hey wr08! How was your camping trip?" I blurt out some one word responses while trying to figure out how she could possibly know my name and about me camping. She sensed the awkwardness, said bye, and went on her way. Either a rip in the matrix or a stalker... I'm not sure which is more desirable.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:34:50 on March 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't as crazy as all the other ones up here, but there was this time my friend and I were walking downtown after school. We were just goofin around and noticed that it got really quiet. As we were getting closer and closer to the downtown area, we heard a really quick rustling in the leaves in the aspen trees in front of us. Then, out of no where, a bouncy ball falls through the tree in front of us. We were both baffled, grab the ball and inspected it. It was one of those multi colored big bouncy balls you get for like, 5 quarters in the vending machines outside of grocery stores. We looked around like mad, and saw NO one. No cars (besides the parked ones), no pedestrians or anything near us. The strangest thing was, is that it seemed the ball shot down from the skies above us. Still have no idea what happened.
TL;DR- Friend and I were gifted a bouncy ball from mysterious ghost child
guerillastyle420 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:50:15 on April 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In high school friends and I were always looking for estate sales. At one estate sale near my house I picked up a Fender PA speaker system. The house that they were bought from was setup really nice, cool bar area, clean, organized, and even the kids rooms were left how the kids left after they grew up. Basically it looked as if the recently deceased owners were really lonely. After acquiring the speaker system I felt the need to fully test them. Setting up at a friends house of mine I was able to rig my laptop through the speakers and DJ. It was great initially everything went smoothly. I turned the speakers off and unplugged them in order to reposition them. As the speakers were turned off music continued to play, and it was not any of my music. The music coming from the speakers sounded as if from the forties. The music continued to play up until I fully powered on the system again, after we could not hear the music. I was not the only one who heard this. My friends and I ditched the speaker system in the corner and retreated to the upstairs for the rest of the night. I have never felt a dark sensation from the speakers, but they still do creep me out from time to time.
clownsociety ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:16:02 on May 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Freshman year of college I was walking through a park on this dirt path. There's a man going the other direction, and he looks like me, only much older, maybe in his thirties or early forties. He's also wearing the same cargo shorts, the same color shirt, and he's got flipflops too. Except he's walking barefoot, and he's holding the flipflops. We seem to have acknowledged the strangeness and after we passed each other, I turned around to look at him again and just as I did, he turned around to look at me. At that point he lets out this huge laugh and throws his head back, it's an almost scary laugh but it sounds jovial and was not too bad-vibed. He smiles at me and I turn around and keep walking, a little freaked out and intrigued. I get out of the park and there's this bridge overlooking where I had just seen him, so I look down and there he is, standing there barefoot, looking right back at me, then turns around and walks slowly away.
It was really strange. I had another experience even more odd, that happened to my little brother and I where a man vanished out of thin air. Life really is stranger than fiction.
N00bLinuXCraft ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:20:10 on June 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once woke up under my bed. It had closed off sides. Scared the shit out of me. I think i was 9.
DrChangsteen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:25 on June 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a fun time
ltaylorx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:14:10 on June 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I have such a good one.
When I was about 12, my dad lost his cell phone. He looked for it for about a month (this was back when it was almost unheard of to just buy a new phone when you misplaced yours). He went to his regular stores, gas stations, etc to ask if they had one turned in. He turned the house upside down and inside out almost every day. He thoroughly searched the house. I don't think there was a single nook or cranny he didn't investigate. Eventually, he gave up and gave in to buy a new phone. Fast forward a few months, and my mom and I are making homemade cookies. We have the ceramic jars with the latching lids that hold our sugar, flour, brown sugar, etc. Anyway, we take out the flour container and open it up, take a measuring cup to scoop some out, and buried in the middle of the container was my dad's cell phone. Completely buried in our flour jar. It was only my dad, my mom, and I in the house at the time. Since I was young and a bit of a trouble maker, they blamed me even though I denied it. Now, I wish it had been. That was fucking amazing and I would want credit for that now if I had done it. But, sadly it was not me. My dad obviously wouldn't have done it because he had to blow money on a new phone, and my mom is NOT the kind to do that. We still are completely clueless as to how that happened. And in the flour jar? Why? I don't know...just one of the weirdest things that's ever happened to me.
Weedman5000 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 03:04:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I dropped a blunt roach in my car one time, never fucking found it. We sold the car now, but damn it was like an inch big, it just disappeared.
ieatbees ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:04:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I expected better from Weedman5000.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:32:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The new models, Weedman6000 and up, NEVER lose their blunts.
Weedman5000 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:07:52 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is, I was going to deliver a dime bag of weed to a buddy I had down the street. It was raining, no biggy I drove. So i put the dime on my lap and when I got to his house, i got out of the car. Never saw the bag again, I still don't know what the fuck happened to this dime bag of marijuana. Just gone, good bye 3 grams.
Nacmacfeisty ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:22:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once had a couch that spawned bags of weed every couple weeks. Maybe we were at the opposite ends of a wormhole.
Pot_Bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I lost a bag of dank in a truck someone hit and totaled. I left it wedged under the bed liner. I bought a different make/model truck three years later and found a stash in that bed liner that had the same amount of weed and my one hitter. Either it was my shit or someone happened to have exactly the same stuff as me.
Nutella_the_Hun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Two days ago I was chewing gum while driving and it fell out of my mouth somehow. When I got to my destination a few minutes later, I looked ALL over the car and I couldn't fucking find it. Checked all my clothing, under the seat, in the door pocket thing, on the bottom of my shoes, inside the seat cushion... everywhere. My car is spotless, too - there are a few crumbs on the ground, but it's not like it got lost in a sea of trash. Nowhere to be found.
Looked for it yesterday and today and still couldn't find it. I'm hoping it was a glitch in the matrix and it's gone instead of coming back for sticky revenge.
cheestaysfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:23:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That happened to me with a mascara wand! It dropped to the floor and presumably went into another dimension.
brownbagninja ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:15:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
1994... 17 years old... dreamt I was in the backyard with my father looking up at the sky... a sky filled with spacecraft... not blimps or airplanes... spacecraft. 2011 I'm camping with my father and brother... we're talking strange things as we are apt to do... mention this dream to my father... he got agitated and said it was only a dream.
JustLookWhoItIs ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 04:03:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You... used too... many elipses... for a... story that... wasn't very... good.
BurntSyrkut ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:25:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As told by Stevie.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:18:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This universe's brownbagninja actually died as a kid, his dad stole an alternate version from a parallel universe (with spaceships, apparently) as his own, and doesn't want him to know...
pirateninjamonkey ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:11:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fringe.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:56:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The poor man's X-Files.
pirateninjamonkey ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:35:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like it better. Hated it until they got big into talking about the other dimension. Before that, yeah it was like xfiles without aliens.
Steve_the_Scout ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:56:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I guess OBEs could qualify...
An OBE is an Out of Body Experience. Basically, lucid dream in the real world, except you don't have control on reality and it IS the real world. Closest analogy I could come up with. So yeah, I've had 2 or 3. In my first OBE, I essentially woke up floating above my body, then zig-zagged across the whole world, finally slowed down enough to see where I was going, and hit some random girl. Then, I was in her body, controlling it. I freaked, got sucked out, then was sucked back into my body. Creepy and awesome at the same time, I knew what OBEs were but I didn't know you could actually control people O_O
eddyeddy3 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:50:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Malkovich?
redtheda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich!
ProDrug ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:15:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you.....did you touch herself?
Steve_the_Scout ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:21:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, I'm not a perv. I have lucid dreams where I'm a girl all the time, and maybe 1/4 of them I'm naked (taking a shower) and in all but one of them nothing happened. In the OBE, I was so shocked I didn't know what to do.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:27:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't actually control anyone...
Steve_the_Scout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Quite possibly, since it is a subjective experience, no one can tell for sure. The girl was Japanese, maybe, so I'll never meet her and be able to ask.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What do you mean by "no one can tell for sure" ? @_@
hownao ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:56:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mine was on a road I've driven on for years now, I was in the driver's seat, blinked and was watching the road from the passenger seat.
Lots42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had one...after the doctors jammed me up full of painkillers. (They needed to deflate my leg)
So that's something that happened.
Steve_the_Scout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Painkillers can be triggers for those. If you actually want to create more, you basically follow the same advice people give for lucid dreaming, although you carry on consciousness much longer, and sometimes have to imagine pushing yourself out of your body.
Lots42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lucid dreaming doesn't work. I realize my brain would have to recreate every single detail and things grey out and i wake up
Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:20:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have these all the time.
GeoM56 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:17:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OP, you write very strangely. I easily understood everything you said, but I can't help but to think you are a Swede, or something, who is nearly completely fluent in English, and that you edited your blurb with great care. Am I right?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:32:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a stroke.
lidst017 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:24:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
9 Friends and I were sitting in a garage drinking and sharing stories. One beer remained. We all thought for some reason that we could all simultaneously play rock paper scissors collectively. All at once we play. Every single person got rock. An extreme tie. I believe the chances of that are .0017 percent. craziness.
miss_j_bean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:34:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In real life (based on a paper I read in an economics class) something like 60% of people use rock for their first throw.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:30:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Eliminos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:51:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Socially awkward redditor doesn't know whether or not to go on 3 or after 3.
Asynonymous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:58:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Rock is handy because you can easily punch anyone who says you lost.
shadowknife392 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:33:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Right, now I'm going to start with paper
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah fuck I was going to pick paper too. Now I'm going to have to go scissors.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not really , I saw a study the other day that showed most people always start out with Rock.
lidst017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:09 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Statistically those are the chances. Regardless of the outcomes that sample had generated.
Leonashanana ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:06:49 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
of course this will get buried, but the more I read of this thread, the more I want to tell this story.
I had just moved to a new city and didn't have many friends, but I was hanging out with this woman I worked with. One time she was telling me her father was a photographer and she used to help him in the studio when she was a kid. She showed me some of his work, including pics of herself, and I made appreciative noises although privately in my mind I was thinking, "This stuff is crap, he can't possibly be a professional," and other thoughts along the line of, "Something does not add up here."
Later that same night, was were headed somewhere on the bus. During a lull in the conversation I was looking out the window away from my friend (she was behind me) when suddenly out of nowhere I hear her voice say, "I was raped by my father when I was 14."
My head spun around and I gaped at her saying dumb stuff like, "OMG! that's... um... wow..." and so on, but she was just sitting there looking at me curiously, and then she said, "What are you talking about?"
To this day, I don't know if she actually said those words or not.
IamaHunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:59 on January 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
creepy
rajington ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:36:31 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WARNING: if you are about to go to sleep, just save this thread until tomorrow morning. you have been warned.
skyefyre ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:28:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I always wear the same pair of hoop earrings. One time I looked in the mirror and saw myself wearing them. Later that night when I took them out, I realized I was actually wearing a different pair, a completely different shape and color.
gt_9000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:51:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Brain sometimes sees what it is expecting.
hipnosister ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:41:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was thirteen or so and all I really wanted for Christmas that wasn't too expensive was Sum 41's All Killer No Filler. So Christmas came around a lo and behold I got it and I was happy.
Fast forward 1 month:
My friend Trevor came over one night and we were chilling and playing Goldeneye and while looking through my CD case/booklet thing he asks me if it's alright if he takes All Killer No Filler to which I promptly said hell no.
"Why not," he asks, "you have two copies." And sure enough, there were two copies. I simply don't understand where it came from, I didn't have any other friends who also owned the CD who came over, no one in my family listened to that kind of music I just don't know how the fuck it could have gotten in there and to this day it still drives me fucking crazy knowing I honestly have no clue where the fuck it came from. God damn it.
Joevual ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:13:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For about a month in 2004 I could find my mom in any large crowded mall in the first place I looked. My GF at the time can confirm this. I don't know if I just knew my mom really well, or if there was some sort of ESP happening; I haven't been able to do it since then.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:24:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
one egg on top of the other
case closed
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:33:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure I've had some strange "glitch" moments, but the only one really standing out to me now are when I have dreams that are several layers deep:
I'm dreaming waking up in my dorm room bed, and realizing I'm late to class. I freak out, jump into my clothes, and run out to class. Suddenly, i end up being in a school bus. I'm disoriented and still concerned about being late to class. I'm trying to get off but I'm strapped in and the bus suddenly rolls over. I wake up in bed, just like at the start of this whole ordeal, groggy, disoriented, and now concerned about whether or not I'm still asleep. I realize I'm back in "reality" and check my clock. Holy shit, I'm going to be late to class! I leap out of the top bunk of my bed towards the foot end and land ass first on the corner of my sink and tear a hole in my pants. We wear uniforms so its kind of a big deal, and I don't have time to change, so I put on my jacket and hope no one notices and I go off to class. Unfortunately, I was late.
I've had similar dreams (minus the bus incident) where instead I wake up and I'm not late, but these dreams only ever occurred during the day when I attempted to take naps between classes. I rarely dream, so when I do, they are always very real and relevant, and surprisingly lucid and open ended. I've even fallen off high objects and hit the ground without waking up.
_AlphaOmega ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:25:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've always read that you can't see you self die in a dream but I have several times. Whether it's falling from something or being shot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me too. I've had several dreams where I am being shot. I can literally feel the bullets piercing my skin and hurting me, usually in the back - feeling the immense pain from the areas where I'm hit until I tumble over and "pass out" in the dream, usually passing to a new subject in the dream after a little while.
patrik667 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:57:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I'm in a certain mind state (nothing fancy, just relaxed and not stressed), I can generally pick all 4 aces out of a shuffled deck. On the first try, no errors. I have no fucking clue how I'm able to do this and people around me usually add to the stress, so when someone is watching me, my best is 2 consecutive aces.
bearzard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:19:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will be buried. About two years ago, I was sleeping, and I dreamed about a ceramic cup falling in our kitchen and shattering on the marble floor. I suddenly found myself awake and throwing my door open, just as my step dad dropped a ceramic mug onto our kitchen floor, and shatters. It was the same exact shattering sound, too. I dont remember waking up from my dream, just dreaming that it shattered, flinging my door open, and my step dad dropping his mug as I did so. Hasnt happened since, although if something bad is going to happen (girlfriend breaking up with me, for example), I will just start feeling and generally shitty for a few days leading up to it for no obvious reason.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:42:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was at my grandparent's summer home in Pennsylvania and I was on the front porch swing, talking to my mom in Florida on the phone. I was complaining about how much I missed my cats back home and how since we rarely went visiting with people who had cats I was going through "feline-withdrawal." Almost immediately after I said this, I heard a small bell tinkling, and when I looked into the bushes where it came from a little orange cat with a bell on its collar came trotting out, jumped onto the porch, leapt onto the swing, and settled contentedly in my lap.
I explained what had just happened to my mom, and she said something along the lines of, "See? That's God telling you to knock it off with this atheist stuff."
TL;DR My mom believes in Jesus cats
MrsFelstead ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:13:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
upvote for Jesus cats.
THEsolid85 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:44:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was probably 10 or 11 years old, getting ready for bed. I decided to get my hamster, Gus, out of his cage and play with him for a little bit first. I had him on my bed, trying to block him in so he didn't escape under the covers and disappear...but he was too quick and that was exactly what happened. I remembered the air vent directly under my bed, and immediately dropped to the ground trying to cover it up. Then frantically returning to searching the bed for this fucking hamster. I ran over and flipped the light on - which, at the time, I didn't notice was weird, because the light was already on, supposedly. I started digging through my sheets in a complete panic now. I didn't want him to get away and die somewhere. I heard a clanking noise, suddenly stopped and looked at the hamster cage and he was in there taking a drink of water from the dispenser. I never even got him out, it was all a dream. There was also no air vent under my bed, so that panic was dream-induced. I had absolutely no memory of going to bed or falling asleep, and I got really fucking scared. I must've woken up when I flipped the light on. To this day it's probably the second most vivid dream I've ever had.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:03:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What was the first?
THEsolid85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:57:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well this one's not really "a glitch in the matrix"-type weirdness, just a vivid nightmare. We called it the "hamdogs" dream. Happened when I was a tiny kid, maybe 3 or 4, and took place in third person like a movie. I watched myself get up out of bed and walk over to my window - I can still remember the light from the rising sun filling up the room with this warming orange glow. I walked over to the window, and which was open, with the cold wind blowing in, and I looked down and there were several rottweilers circling on the ground below, growling and snapping at each other. For some reason I thought I need to distract them, like in the cartoons, and luckily I had a giant ham, so I threw it down and watched them fight over it and snarf it up surprisingly fast. But that only intensified their hunger, and they started to climb up the walls of the house towards my window on the second floor as if they were coming to consume my soul. I woke up screaming. It still feels like an actual memory. I had a lot of nightmares when I was a kid.
workingboy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:47:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know that there are 10,000 comments here, so this will never be seen, but it's my only experience and I feel compelled to write it down: In college, my friends and I went camping. We were camping at one of my friend's uncle's place, which had a little one-room cabin out in the wood. We did what you'd expect college students to do out there, generally drink too much and goof around. One friend, Bob, had too much to drink. The cabin only had one bed, so we let Bob go in and pass out on it while the rest of us continued to drink around the fire. About an hour after he had passed out, we all hear Bob like freaking out. We run into the cabin and find him staring at a pile of puke in the middle of the floor. Inside the pile were six, wiggling, hairless baby mice. He claims to have lurched out of bed, feeling sick, and thrown up on the ground. He said that he found the baby mice in his puke. We all suggested that he might have thrown up ON them, but it was just the center of an empty room, no mother mouse to be found. Spontaneous mouse generation?
CDchrysalis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:13:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
some people sort by new.
my_cat_joe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:06 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's pretty strange. Mice don't really nest in open spaces.
yaromier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:53 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
God dammit, I was eating!
CosmicChrist ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:15:17 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The most recent occurrence would have been just over a year ago now. I was laying down in my bed just finished owning on quake live and thought I would listen to some Coast to Coast AM on my computer via their live stream. While listening to it reading about the occult (this is the broadcast) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvy7lOcz8yY at 3:07 my ears perk up like huh is this a re-run...I thought to myself it can't be because I've been listening to this show since I was a child with my parents and have never heard a show played twice live...Anyway he starts to describe the event. I'm in awe over this at that moment but there was a feeling of being nervous. I pick up my phone and as he's telling his story live I'm searching for the hot line that you can txt in a msg live. They go for a commercial b and I find it I'm txting the show as fast as I can to tell him as much of the story before he spits it out word for word. Just as they were coming back on to finish the story I hit send and waited...I never heard anything from them about my txt msg over the radio or a reply back to the phone I don't know if they even read it. Point is the topic of the story was about time slips. I know i had one. Listen to the broad cast that I posted it'll give more light to the event...I've also had many vivid dream my whole life I was 17 years old and studying religion every day eating healthy working out, I didn't smoke I had never taken drugs or drank alcohol, I was living on an organic farm...I didn't even drink pop or eat candy. This one night I was sharing a dorm room with 2 other people when I woke up screaming, something I have never done in my life pre/post this dream. I was screaming NO NOT YET...I was looking up at this beautiful blue sky as it was a nice day, when all of a sudden this mammoth of a hand that was illuminating hand was coming from the sky there were two towers that I have never seen before, they were twins. The sensation I had from the dream was this was the hand of God and it was going to knock over these two towers. I yell NO NOT YET and wake up...sept 11 happens and I'm watching it on the news and I say to myself "THIS IS IT... When I was a child I used to ask my mom why is my sister going to die when she is 21...well guess what, she passed away from an illness when she was 21, that same day I was getting home from school and I started to run as fast as i could home because something was telling me it was her. I get to my house and my uncle was there in his truck waiting for me to get home to take me to the hospital, she passed away a few days later. My computer battery is about to die so i'll finish more of them tomorrow. Cheers
lightning_rider ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:15:34 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
A few months ago I decided to have a night out and I walked to a bar near my house, one I have haunted for a while. It takes me about 45 minutes to walk there, so I took a familiar shortcut I hadn't used in a some time. There are buildings and a road nearby, so the light from those areas lit the path up well enough to see. The shortcut runs along an unused and incomplete railroad track that connects to some active tracks further up. Near the beginning of the shortcut is an older, broken down railroad machine that was left on the track. What it was used for, I'm not sure, but it is about 7 feet tall and it's width and length is that of a small car. This night I walked onto the shortcut and noticed that this vehicle was gone. The space where it should've been was more or less clear, though there was still some vegetation that I could tell had been there for several months.
I was kind of relieved the place had changed a little. I had been through a break up only a few short months prior to this and the last time I had taken this route was with my girlfriend at the time (current ex). We spent part of that night star gazing on top of that machine. Aside from that I didn't think much of it, and went on. Didn't have a particularly special night; saw some friends, including a girl I had known for about a year or so. We got to talking and I spent the night at her apartment, which was only a few minutes walk down the street. I woke up the next day slightly hung over and walked home taking the same route I took the night before. On the way back I was nearing the end I saw the object in the distance. I thought to myself "what, no way," so I hurried over to the vehicle and investigated it. It was exactly as it always had been, though it wasn't anywhere in sight the previous night. The plants that had grown underneath, around, and even those that had woven themselves into the machine were all still perfectly in tact as if they were never bothered. I knew it couldn't have have been moved and then placed back in the same spot, which in my opinion would also have been pointless. I've had similar experiences to this one, but this was the least explainable one.
edit: Well, it's not entirely unexplainable. I'm pretty sure it had to do with not wanting to be faced with reminders of my past relationship. Coincidentally enough I got laid that night, sooo there's that.
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SergiyMichael ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:38 on June 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Comp generated randomness is not random at all! The chances of this happening are quite high
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SergiyMichael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:10 on July 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, just knew this subject and thought would share.. I study these kinda things for my own purposes.. y? )
uncleredcracker ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:27:17 on February 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The most recent "glitch in the matrix" moment I had was a while ago when I was walking from my carpetted computer room to get to my room which consisted of going into the tiled kitchen, carpetted dining room, through another room then up the stairs. I remember being barefoot that the tile was going to be cold, but when I went to step on the tile, it literally was like a glitch and suddenly I was walking in the carpetted dining room I turned around and said to my cousin who was in the kitchen if she saw me walk through it, she said she saw me go up to the kitchen but was very confused as to how I got into the dining room.
Geech ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:57:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One night on my way to the bar, I walked by a used car dealership and happened to notice a bag of Doritos under one of the windshield wipers. Score! So I grabbed it an kept going, when I came across a homeless man. Conscience hit me and I gave him the bag of chips.
Later that night, walking home drunk and hungry and kicking myself for not having that bag of chips, I walked past the car dealership again, only to find ANOTHER bag of Doritos under the wiper of the same car!
Matrix glitch or not, I did a good deed, got drunk and fed that night!!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:41:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, you stole somebody's chips, man.
notsteveo ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:50:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My parents didn't want me to get any new pets. So I started making a plan that if I saw kittens being given away I would pick one up, and take it home forcing the issue on my parents. They wouldn't have been able to say no because they haven't before! So for about a week I was keeping an eye out for kittens. One day, I was sitting on my laptop when all the sudden I hear "Meow" outside my window. Oddly enough a mama cat left her litter RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. Needless to say my mind was blown. If I get enough upvotes I'll send a picture of the kitty. TL;DR I was looking for cat. Cat found me.
Deh_Strizzz ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:08:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not my story but my dad's that he tells me all the time. Back when my dad went to school, he would have to walk. It was up-hill to get to school.....and up-hill again walking back home.
Oh_hell_naw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:49 on January 20, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did he have newspapers for snow shoes too?
derpyderperton ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:52:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I post to Reddit, the matrix downvotes my brilliant material. Must be a glitch....must be...
Clairvoyant_Legacy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:38:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know the feel, bro. :(
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:50:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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derpyderperton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:53:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! And what the hell :) imma do the same! upgoats for all!
Clairvoyant_Legacy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:57:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Naw, you don't have to~
You're doing Celestia's work, bro. :D
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:58:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Clairvoyant_Legacy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:03:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvotin' all day err'day.
churnopol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:56:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
a glitch that affects me as well...
derpyderperton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:06:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The matrix is getting sloppy my friend
SourVinDiesel93 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:20:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was visiting my friend at his university freshman year. We got extremely hammered and then separated. I must have been doing stupid stuff like searching for him in a bush because a police officer stopped me. He said I should go home and I told him I was good and just looking for my friend. I promptly ran down the street away from him, turned the corner and BAM! I ran right into the same exact police officer. He continues to put me into a taxi. I had no money and I did not attend this university which does not let you back on to campus after 12 unless you have a student ID. Somehow I woke up in his dorm lobby. God dammit alcohol.
queenofkingcity ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:32:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if this fits, but it is something I can't explain. My brother, two of our friends, and I were headed for a theme park. I was driving. We were only a couple of minutes away from the exit when a person in an SUV started to get over without checking their blind spot. Naturally, I hit the breaks, but my car went out of control and I was somehow driving toward the median. I remember looking out the window and seeing cars coming towards me and thinking that this was it (although they were far enough away that they would have been able to stop if they were paying attention). Next thing I know, my car is backed into a ditch. The car was still in drive, rather than reverse so we should have hit the median. I don't think anyone else in the car was that interested in how it happened, just that we were all safe but it still freaks me out.
B5_S4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So instead of hitting the median you wound up on the shoulder? It sounds like the back end came around and you experienced a tank slapper, cars can do some weird things past the limits of traction.
queenofkingcity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea what happened, although I'm sure there is a reasonable explanation. All I just remember seeing the cars coming toward me, then being in the ditch. I don't remember at all how we got there.
I bet the fucker that almost hit me was looking in his rear-view mirror seeing my car going crazy, completely oblivious that he almost ran me off the road, thinking "Look at that crazy driver!"
PaoloJMalmsteen ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:02:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Remember the time when he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? But why'd I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
psychedelicsouleyeon ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:17:48 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In roughly 2002 I attempted to create an object with my mind, something simple and common place. I was 16 at the time and I'm 27 now. I had no knowledge of otherworldly phenomena, higher understanding of reality or even any tangible spiritual beliefs beyond a rational/logical scientific approach to life. I'm not sure how I came up with this experiment, to test the limitations of the human mind and reality itself. A strange thing to do for someone who wasn't willing to entertain anything bizarre or wishful.
I busted my ass off trying to visualize a pencil on my small circular glass dining table. This went on for at least 45 minutes, maybe an hour. I really asked as much as I could from my thought processes and inner minds perception. Trying as many different analogies as I could to understand that my thoughts are not physical but coming from something made of matter and thus a pencil is simply matter, irrespective of whether it came from a tree or my own brainwave frequencies. (at the time it was just nonsense in my head, this is my description of what I remember doing).
Inevitably I gave up and just release the tension I had built up and then as if having tricked my brain kept trying. I finally move on, probably got something to eat but it's not important. Upon making my way to my bedroom to use the bathroom I notice a pencil on my large pine table. I had been keeping it clean with nothing ever on it, not even really knowing why I did that other than it was fairly new. Sure enough it's the exact pencil I had been trying to materialize. I was freaking out, I questioned my mom regarding placing the pencil in my room as an indication to do school work. After answering me several times and not believing her, she just stopped answering me at all. I broke the pencil several times revealing that it had no lead within it, not to mention that it didn't break like wood at all. I can only compare it to a crappy old rubber erasers, that crumbles apart. One of those old ones from years ago, or one of those really really cheap ones. I thought it was a joke she pulled or something like that. I interrogated her more times after until I felt bad about doing so.
The lead was only at the tip, it wasn't lead at all. It couldn't even write. Who puts a trick pencil in someone's room after that sort of experiment. She had no knowledge of what I had been doing. She was hurt at my accusations and would never have lied to me, She meant everything to me and killed herself a year later. My relationship with her was always loving and reciprocated.
Unfortunately I discarded the remains of it and regretted it dearly, due to losing any proof/evidence. I almost kept it, but clearly though it was sorcery. If only I understood it was of my own making.
I guess the best part about having had an experience like and inevitably realizing no one you ever tell is going to believe you, allows for much higher levels of belief towards others stories. It feels great to speak with other who may read this whom have posted on here themselves, it sort of legitimized the fact I've told this one more times than I can count and for what...
FreeThinker76 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:56:28 on January 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Great story! You should be a writer. That actually was a compliment.
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:46 on March 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's the great thing with threads like this; they really just remind you how much mysterious, wonderous and possibly supernatural stuff really is out there and possible. Yeah, a ton of the stories are probably weird dream-type experiences or hallucinations or whatever, but a ton of them clearly aren't. I've had my own astounding experiences(including straight-up seeing a ghost) so I know a lot of this stuff is possible and it really just drives me crazy when I take a wrong turn into r/atheism and just see pure closed-mindedness as far as the eye can see. As if the various lies and corruption of organized religion mean in any way that life after death is impossible, or prescient dreams, or aliens or time warps or any of the other bizarre, beautiful mysteries we've all experienced here.
[deleted] ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 01:19:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back in high school I was going to go to lunch with my two friends. One of them was high. Well the one driving has a stick-shift, so as he'd shift gears the car would slow down a little before he could get it accelerating again. My high friend sat that and was like "guys...we're lagging."
Sort of relevant but I just felt like sharing.
Captain_Porque ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 03:34:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not relevant at all, but thanks for sharing.
Cannabis intoxication can give you what's commonly known as 'vision lag'.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
o.O I've literally never experienced that, I dare say that would fuck with you.
But I've never smoked, of course.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Driving manual makes for funny passengers specially when you start off. Since the clutch is harder to get at first you end up with more abrupt shifts. When I first started I could see my friend bob his head every time I shifted. He wasn't aware that he was doing this but I could see it in my peripheral vision.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's how I can tell if I'm driving well. If I manage to shift without my passengers bobbing forward and backward much, it makes me feel better. That and having gone through my teenage years entirely without a single ticket. Ohhh yeahhh.
D_Robb ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:58:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
First time I rode in a car while high I was amazed that we felt like we were floating. In reality it was just the suspension.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:30:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably one of the funniest comments I've seen in a while.
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inedidible ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:08:01 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/WOxo1.gif
Can we get a TL;DR up in here? I appreciate you taking the time to write it out, and attempted to read it but.. god damn. Still upvoted for the effort.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:23:15 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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yaromier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:49 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Where did 2/3 go?
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IamaHunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:04 on January 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I read all three of your posts and had to answer. You come across as amazing. For your attitude...to life. Everything that happens to you you see the benefit from. You haven't bitched once about anything. I know so many people who when telling these tales the emphasis would be on the b**tard that nearly killed them, but you are just wow...glad to be alive. "Yeah this really bad shit happened...but look what it led to!" Reading these stories the way you've told them, with hope and wonder, has made my day. Thank you for taking the trouble and sharing for so many reasons. Have all the upvotes I can give.
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:15:47 on March 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Man, these have all been deleted now. What were they?
hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:49 on February 8, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You exaggerate a lot. 150mph? Bullshit.
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hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:27 on February 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're welcome.
Transmatrix ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:10:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ha, nice try, Agent.
dwimoyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
well done. well fucking done.
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rauelius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:58:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You don't become what we already are....
z3us ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You just remember.
NotSayingJustSaying ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:01:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
*briefly
Repard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Elaborate, please?
DMonk52 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:22:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 6 or 7, I went over to my aunt and uncles house who lived in the same town as us. I looked around for my cousin, who was a year younger than me. After looking though the whole house not finding him, I asked my aunt where he was. Turns out, he was in his late twenties and moved out years ago.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Then why did you think that he was younger than you?
DMonk52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea. That's the "glitch in the Matrix" part.
Bob_Hope ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:31:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was reading a thread like this last month, and someone mentioned how they would dream things that would later happen. I fell asleep soon after, and the next day at dinner my mom was like "you'd never guess who I ran into today." In my previous night's dream a lady and my mother appeared walking in different directions and then ran into each other. It was the same woman. My mom hadn't seen her in years. I don't believe in supernatural shit, but it creeped me out.
Temporaryy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ate it did not gain super powers Upvote :D
TheWolfofMibu ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:34:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to always have dreams about this man, I called him the "dark man". He always wore a trenchcoat and wide-brimmed hat. He basically caused me to have night terrors. I honestly don't remember that much as I think I've blocked him out, but one night I remember forcing myself to stand up to him and I ended up killing him. Never had those dreams again.
Jaereth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Undertaker
jb2386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:34:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to say The Mothman Prophecies but realised it isn't a man in a trenchcoat. Still a freaky movie.
vostek ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:13:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A release of DMT in the brain can definitely glitch the matrix. For those stories visit /r/Psychonaut/
Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:31:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the link. I plan on sharing my tales there.
robeph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
got any sources besides a bunch of, well, drug users, to support this theory?
drgk ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:33:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if this qualifies but here goes.
I dated my ex for three years, and took the breakup hard. For about nine months I wallowed in depression, but finally started dating again. I started a job that was very physically demanding and a rigorous (20+ hr a week) martial arts routine. I got fit, I got confidence, I started dating...or shall I say sleeping around. I bedded more women in a three month period than I had in the previous six years I had been sexually active.
So anyway, after trying unsuccessfully to sleep with one my sister's friends who was much younger than me (but legal). I took a look at my love life and didn't like where it was headed. Beforehand I'd only ever been with women I was seriously involved with, now I was turning into a manwhore. I resolved to stay celibate and single until I met the right woman.
That night I had a dream. In the dream I met a tall, skinny brunnette with the biggest brown eyes I'd ever seen. She looked at me and when she made eye contact her pupils dialated...BAM...fast into big black pools of darkness.
The next day I met the girl, we got engaged within a month and married a year later, we've been married for nearly seven years now.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:27:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit I just realized that I had two really good ones, and its like years reddit time past when I could get upvotes. Oh well:
Some of you folks may know of Touchdown Jesus on the east side of I-75 in Monroe. I personally have driven by it at least 100 times, and I live many hours away from it.
Well on one particular occasion, I was driving to a college open house and my dad and I were talking about religion. As we passed it I scoffed and said to my dad, "I wonder what Zeus would say about Touchdown Jesus." This Story was one the front page of the newspaper that was left at our hotel door. He was struck by lightning. Scared the shit outta me.
The next time was on an identical roadtrip, this time with my good friend 'Josh'. As we were driving we were talking about Robotics and it occurred to me that I had heard somewhere that automated cars were going to have much higher tickets for moving and parking violations because they were much more easily controlled.
Two hours and two pit stops later, Josh repeats to me, verbatim, exactly what I told him. I was amused because I know he didn't do it intentionally, but I think it freaked him out.
I_TAKE_HATS ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:48:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This topic is crazy with all the cool stories so this will probably just get lost in all of them... My theory is that everything has already happened, our brains are just trying to process events in a timeline. But sometimes for some reason we get mixed up in timelines and you see things that have happened in the past or in the future.
gingerbreaddude ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:01:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My dad told me this story of his uncle, I believe him and he never really was a person to make up stories for us when we were younger. Anyways he told me a story about how his uncle would take a sword and stab completely through his abdomen. My dad was around 10 at the time and he said that he could open the wound and see inside my uncles body. Also he would take swords and stab them straight through his jugulars and the blood would hit the ceiling because of the pressure, but my uncle lived. Evidently he did this every time he got drunk. My dad's a doctor and he said that many of the wounds would have been fatal.
TL;DR great uncle gives himself fatal wounds and live on a regular basis.
is_it_anal ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:10:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't even remember until reading through about half these stories. During high school, as many of us do, I started smoking weed. I would usually just sit around the house and either read or spend time on the Internet. I don't remember when the first time it happened was, but I think it wa while watching some videos of gorgeous ladies doing things that 16 year olds didn't often see. While sitting there, completely immersed in that really fast and jumbled type of thinking you do when high, and at the same time clicking link after link, I realize there's what sounds to be a low diesel engine notice outside. And this is the part that has repeated itself many, many times since then. I get up, go over to the window, and the sound of the diesel engine revs up and speeds away. And it doesn't just happen high. It happens when I'm totally immersed in thought and then suddenly realize "there's the noise again." I get up to find where the hum is coming from, and it speeds off into the distance.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:07:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a watch, a casio f91 that wasn't very reliable. It would die on occasion, so I would take it apart short some leads and it would reset and work again. One time I did this and it had a new feature, a countdown timer. Normally it only has a stop watch. This lasted for about two days until it died again and I had to reset it. The countdown timer never came back.
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GrumpyDingo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:46:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not as creepy as your story, but the same thing happened to my mother. She was getting home, when suddenly she got a call from my dad's phone number. My dad died a couple weeks before that, so she got the scare of her life!!!
Turns out, in her case, that she actually kept my dad's phone in her bag and the thing had dialled by accident to her...
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:57:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
why is this happening on friday the 13th.
packetn00b ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:30:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My son was born on my grandpa's birthday exactly 4.5 years after he died and exactly 88 years after he was born. The nurses were wearing outfits that said "I believe in Angels" which, was the working title of my grandpa's unfinished autobiography, and he looks like his baby pictures, and they laugh the same. I'm half expecting his first sentence to be "Well Hell, packetn00b, it's been a while!"
Optimus_3_5_7_11 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:31:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, this will never get read by anyone, but what the heck...
13 years old, on one of my near daily summer sojourns to the local YMCA. By myself, playing racquetball, when a 30 something year old guy comes up to me and says, "c'mon (first name here). Let's go.". To which I responded, "who are you?" "C'mon (name), stop fooling around." "I don't know you," I say dumbfounded. "Quit being silly. I'm your father." At this point I'm in complete shock and blurt out, "I don't have a father". He pauses a second a puzzled look on his face. "Oh, I'm sorry. My mistake," and walks away.
My father left before I was born. One of the most surreal moments of my life.
shyguy95 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:54:47 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I doubt anyone will believe me, but here goes. When I was a child (probably around 5 or so, but I don't really remember how old I was) I went to some sort of hotel during a vacation. There was a pool, and though I liked the water I couldn't swim, so I wasn't allowed in it. I convinced my mom to let me just sit on one of the steps, and it was nice. But then, so quickly that I couldn't even realize what happened, I was underwater. I grabbed on to the railing and put my other hand out of the water to signal that I needed help since I couldn't pull myself up. It was like some invisible force was tugging me into the water. That's not the odd part though. Somehow, I could breathe underwater. I had never been told that it wasn't possible, and so I thought it was normal that I could. As I said, I'm sure nobody will believe me since it happened when I was a kid, but I swear I could breathe while underwater.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:06:07 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
someone else in the thread had a similar story about being able to breathe underwater temporarily. strange.
evilcupcakes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:12:13 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 6 years ago, I was in the hospital after a fairly simple surgery. I always have a hard time coming out of anesthesia, so when they wheeled me into my room from recovery, I groggily poked around for something on TV in my more lucid moments. One of the few channels available was CNN. Larry King was on, interviewing someone I didn't recognize. They both appeared to have their heads bowed as if they were praying quietly. I stared at this for a few minutes, confused. All I could think of in my drugged state was that there had been some sort of horrible national or global tragedy on the scale of 9/11. I flipped through the channels, but found nothing but your usually daytime tv. I would come in and out of consciousness for the next 12 hours, flip to CNN to see if there was any further information. Each time I turned it on, Larry King and his guest would still be praying intently. I started to freak out that something dreadful was happening and this was going to end up like "28 Days Later", with me waking up in an apocalyptic nightmare world full of zombies or tentacle aliens. For some paranoid reason, I decided I couldn't trust the nurses enough to ask what was going on, so I just kept checking back with Larry whenever I was awake. At one point during the night, I started to feel like I needed to unhook my IV so I could wake up enough to deal with Ragnarok or whatever the hell was happening, but part of my brain was functioning enough to stop myself. The next day, after the anesthesia had sufficiently worn off, I was flipping through the channels when I came to CNN once more. Larry and his buddy were still there, heads bowed... unmoving because the video had somehow frozen and had been broadcasting a still image of him in mid-interview with his guest for the last 12 hours. I don't really understand how that could have happened, but I laughed so hard I almost popped a stitch.
xxsavage_mikexx ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:12:44 on March 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My grandma used to do a "magic trick" that to this day i can't explain. she would take a coin and place it in the palm of my hand. I would then close my hand making a fist. She would then place a hand below and one hand above my fist. Makeing a sorta clam shell, or like someone praying but sideways., around my clentched fist. She would then say the "magic words" and my fist would get warm and start to tingle. Then she'd tap my hand 3 times Then i would open my hand and inside would be like a $20. I, to this day, can't explain it i mean I'd be looking at it the whole time and she'd only touch u for a brief second
N00bLinuXCraft ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:00:25 on June 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
she didn't put a coin in your hand in the first place.
PocketBuckle ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:29:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not mine, but interesting anyway. Ghost car apparently phases through a fence, eluding its pursuing officer.
rictor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ue3EPz0XLs
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:12:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'll bet the car just pushed its way under the chain link fence because the fence wasn't really attached to anything at the bottom. Like a dog walking through a pet door. Just a guess though.
Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:20:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is exactly how the scene was recreated.
Ryugi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:20:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's been proven wrong by Mythbusters - the chain link fence wasn't secured at the bottom and had extra secured links at the top, so the car pushed the chain link fence up and drove on through.
Of coarse, not that most people are willing to drive a car through a chain link fence.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:25:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's obviously commentated by a very biased party. The guy, wait for it, drove around the fence. There was a gap.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:48:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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sweetjesusfacefuck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:01:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the stuff of legends.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What you witnessed was actually some swamp gas that refracted off of Venus.
MonkeyNacho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Siamese Nuggets.
Would make a great band name.
SIThereAndThere ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:17:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
LSD and Marijuana = Glitch in Matrix
sabat ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:05:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One day I noticed that every time I parked my car, the song I was listening to would end at the same moment. Exact same moment. Weird.
It was happening enough times that I started writing down the song titles. This went on for a few days. One day I was writing down a new song title and I noticed that the first letters of the song titles spelled a phrase: GET ME OUT
Irielle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:48:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you get them out?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:18:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every time when I was working at a greenhouse and time seemed to go really really slow, I'd blame a time glitch in the Matrix.
Jamilo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe the quantum egg was the one that showed up in the egg tray, not the one that you picked. Try eating the quantum egg and aquiring cancer.
jb2386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He said he ate that one, too.
cre8tivejuices ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What place of employment provides a breakfast like that each morning? Nice perk!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:29:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a hard time getting out of my head sometimes, so there have been plenty of instances where I've said something around friends or other people and they'll just look at me like, "You just said that a minute ago." So now I often preface my comments by asking if I've already said something out loud or if I just thought it in my head. =/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do this a LOT. I'll be in a long conversation and can't remember if I said something or if I just thought it. It drives me mad.
animalcule ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:31:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure if this fits, but I distinctly remember one time years ago, I was probably 7 or so? Anyway, it was about twilight, and I was outside playing with my sister in the grass strip next to our house, and our old neighbor, who had been taking out the trash, asked us "Have either of you seen a white cat go floating by here?"
I don't think he owned a cat. I certainly didn't think he had a white cat, as I had never seen a white cat in our neighborhood, just a few tabbies.
I assume that he must have had a cat that had gotten out of the house somehow, but on that day I just had this creepy feeling that he was talking about a ghost cat. I'm not even sure why that creeped me out so much, but to this day I still remember how unsettling it felt thinking that he was asking us if we had seen the ghost of a cat.
Naezwood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One night I had a dream that my friend had gotten a new phone and it was the same one I had. I was talking to her the next day and she mentioned that she had gotten a new phone. Turns out she got the exact same phone I had.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was it....an iphone maybe?
Naezwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, it was an obscure Sony Ericsson phone. This was before the iPhone's time. To this day, I've never met anyone with that had that old SE phone.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:38:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Had a really strong moment of Deja vu in the middle of a conversation with a teacher in high school. Usually I just ignore it whenever this happens but for some reason I felt compelled to make sure my brain wasn't just playing tricks on me. So I said the entire next few sentences she was about to say and she acted like nothing happened and just continued past where I'd stopped.
johnmichael956 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think I was about 11 year's old (16 now). I was spending the night at a cousin's house and my two cousins (Let's call them Jay and Mak) and I were just chilling in Jay's room. We were chatting it up, trying to be quiet since it was late. I peer out the doorway, and see a black cat with a white spot on it's face rubbing against the adjacent wall. It looks at me and meows. Think nothing of it, and go back to listening to my cousin ramble on. When he finishes, I said something along the lines of ' I didn't know you had a cat!'. Both cousins looked at me weirdly, and the simple said 'we don't'. I get up go down the hallway and start calling for a cat. I was like ' Yes you do! The black one! With the spot!'. Mak looks to Jay, and says, sounds like ~cat's name~. They showed me a picture of their mom with the cat on her lap. From 3 years ago. It was the exact fucking cat... I don't really believe in ghost and stuffs, but I swear that was some twilight zone shit. Apparently, that was also the day the cat died, but I think they were just BSing me.
TL:DR - Saw cousins dead cat's ghost.
McBlurry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once had a dream that two of my best friends were in. I woke up remembering the dream, and wrote down everything I remembered about it, which in this case was a lot, even down to the clothes they were wearing.
I get on the bus and go to school, arrive, step off the bus, and see them. They were both wearing the exact clothes they had been wearing in the dream the night before.
redtracer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Twice this happened to me: I would be texting someone when something else would get my attention and I would look up, still holding my phone. When I look down I see a completed and sent text that I never wrote, nor remember writing.
TheHarpyEagle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know it's been said again and again that deja vu is just the mind playing with our memories, but once I was playing APB: Reloaded and, while bashing down a door, had that "I've seen this before" feeling. I predicted a guy would come running around the corner with a shotgun, at which point I would run shoot and run behind a pillar. It wasn't one of those after-the-event deja vu things, it was like I could actually see what was going to happen.
red_05 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I went to Austin City Limits Music Festival this past year and accidentally left my wallet in the hotel when I went to the festival. Walking through the fest with my friend I see a lady drop $20. I walk over to her pick it up and give it to her. She thanks me. I walk away and there is another $20 on the ground in almost the exact same spot. I pick it up and this time it's 3 fresh $20 straight from an ATM or something. Turn around and the lady is gone. Not sure if this is a true glitch but I enjoyed it and my friend was freaked out.
oiez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:45:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Last week at work I was going to lunch, so I take one of the four elevators in my building to the ground floor. I step out, and the door to the elevator across from me is open, except where there should be an empty elevator car, I see a hallway.
The hallway had a glass door at the end, with sunlight streaming through, and a woman was walking through the doorway, heading outside. The elevator doors were in the process of closing as I stepped out, so I only caught a glimpse of her, but it was one of the strangest things I've ever seen in my life.
I'm pretty sure it was some sort of optical illusion, considering there is a hallway perpendicular to the elevator car that looked similar to the one I saw, but I don't really know how it could have happened. I've never seen that phenomenon before, or seen it again since, and I've ridden those elevators literally thousands of times.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:46:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Truman?
LifeIsKarma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My dad and I were doing some construction work, him on the top of a ladder, me holding the bottom of it. As we were changing out some light bulbs, there was a sudden flash of bright, orange light.
It took up my entire field of vision for a split second, and when it happened, I experienced an extreme pulse of energy. Not like an electrical shock, but more like a solid wave of warmth that possessed my entire body for the duration of the flash. As soon as it came, it was gone.
I mumbled something about that being fucking weird, and my dad said, "Did you feel that too?"
jb2386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was the ladder metal? Was the electricity still on when changing the light bulb?
LifeIsKarma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:52 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wooden ladder and electricity off. What should I think it was?
th1nker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So you get to work in an abandoned kitchen, and there are warm freshly boiled eggs in the tray? I'd shit my pants right there.
Here's mine (my sister's really.) So my sister enjoys working in the indie film industry. Her favourite role is writer, though she also directs once in a while. So she has a little notebook where she writes down plots for short films or movies she can't afford to make right now. She's been doing this for nearly roughly 10 years now. So recently she gets a call from a producer (who she just met) who wants her to write one of 3 plots for her, 2 of which are horrors which my sister isn't into. So she asks about the third by default. The guy explains the plot to her and she likes it, but it sounds familiar. Any way, later that day, she starts going through her notebooks and she comes across a story she came up with over 4 years ago. The plot is just about identical. Same exact key events in the plot. And these aren't small things, just identical characters (in description), they go through the same thing, they get separated, they use the exact same quirky method to meet again, and it fucking ends the same way. Obviously there were some small differences such as names and small details, but the story was identical. I can't talk much about the story because my sister would kill me if the plot got out. My sister is very spiritual and thinks this is a sign she's on the right path, whereas I believe in coincidences only. I think the odds of this happening are astronomical and she is fucking lucky to have experienced it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me and two friends were walking around downtown Ann Arbor, MI one night, tripping hard on some clean blotter. We wandered into Bubble Gum Alley, which is a long, zigzagging alley covered in graffiti and (natch) bubble gum.
For some odd reason, all three of us stopped and became fixated on this small pentagram somebody had painted on the wall. One of my buddies slowly starts raising his hand toward it. We watch him, utterly transfixed, all background noise and distraction disappears, it's just us and the pentagram.
At the exact instant his finger makes contact with the symbol, an insanely loud industrial-sized A/C unit right next to us kicks on. We beat feet the fuck out of there, let me tell you.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I have a different experience to share. I have trained myself to be able to fall asleep and feel it. I lay down and start thinking about random nonsense and events. Eventually, without realizing it it, I'll start to fall asleep. The first sensation that hits you is a feeling like you are falling, it literally feels like your body is being forced down, and you can hear noises similar to railroad tracks and white noise. This feeling comes right after you fall in your random thoughts you had earlier, I usually start falling down the stairs in the house of my friend. Next you will snap to and realize you are dreaming and are "awake" and can feel your room around you.
This is when it gets interesting, I have worked on this part for a long time trying to figure it out. You start to breathe manually, but if you do that the feeling will fade after a minute or so and you will wake up and have to start over. You have to stop breathing and let the air come out of your lungs, then your chest goes numb and you can feel your diaphragm moving, and you aren't breathing and it feels like you can hold your breath forever. After that you slip into your dream where you can do as you please since you are basically "awake". I'm doing this again tonight, last night I did it 4-5 times before I finally fell asleep. Here's a hint, you have to be partially exhausted for this to work so I recommend staying up a little later, but not too much. Happy hunting !
Edit: Remembered another one. My brother and I shared dreams and realized we had been dreaming about the same things. I told him the first half of the dream and he told me the second half. The dream involved floating down the stairs to the first floor, and toward the end of the dreaming having a feeling like something is about to happen, I still remember them vividly. This dream would persist and repeat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing special till you are shitting your pants from the rush.
LaPoderosa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The other day I was taking legit notes in AP calc (rare for me) and my teacher came over to make sure I wasn't just messing around. I held up my paper for him and all of my notes were doodles and song lyrics. I was really taking notes, or atleast I thought I was.
cupajoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My cousin always used to tell this story. Her father was the biggest conservative Republican you could imagine, going so far as to not let her watch Friends as a kid. Anyway, he had recently died of cancer, and she was staying at his house to help comfort her mom. One night, she was watching Friends, when all of a sudden his old helicopter alarm-clock started going off. She went to go turn it off, but saw it was plugged into anything, and had no batteries. We joke he was haunting the clock, and used it one final time in the battle against Friends.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was at a parade in toronto with my family, and it was absolutely packed. We're walking down the street, and all of a sudden I see a fucking bike pedaling down the sidewalk by itself. I obviously start flipping shit, but of course no one else saw it and they think im going insane. Only other person that saw it was this kid walking near me and no one believed him either :(
showmesteveo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:51:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On December 28th I had a very vivid dream that I was in a parking garage and watched someone shoot themselves. The next day I go to work and a parking garage is on lock down and I read this story. http://www.columbiatribune.com/news/2011/dec/29/mu-police-investigate-apparent-suicide/
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:51:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nothin much. I was about 7, my sister 5. We were doing 'magic' where we would pretend to make a cup 'dissapear' when we pulled a towel off of it. We were on top of a table, and my sister pulled the towel up and it was gone. We were both stunned, and spent hours looking for it, to no avail.
Still havnt found it to this day.
M3nt0R ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:52:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On the night of November 16th, I had a dream. In this dream I was riding my motorcycle and it was dark out. The roads were dry and clean, it was a bit cool but bearable. I came towards an intersection and saw someone at my left in a car who proceeded to run right towards. me
I immediately swerved and in slow motion I feel my bike go out from under me. I'm flying over it! In slow motion I fly forward until my bike is out of view and I wake up. BAM. I woke up shocked and with full recollection of my dream. I never remember my dreams, pretty much. It was so strange that I even mentioned it to my little brother. I barely ever mention my dreams when I do have them, so this was something special. (I did mention a dream I had involving Shaquille O'neal and a river that I told in a recent post but that was a purely entertaining dream).
I went about my day, and put that dream to the back of my mind. I was doing my than, carrying on through the day getting my shit done when I noticed it was about 6:20. I had to be in class at 7, so I figured it was time to leave as it takes about a half hour to get there and park and all that.
As I got my stuff, my mom began acting weird. Mind you I haven't mentioned my dream to her, but my mom has been able to know when people died usually as it was happening, or a day or two before or after. She even did that today involving a neighbor in Spain that died.
Anyhow, my mom begins begging me to not take the bike out. I tell her she's silly. I take the bike to school every single day. It wasn't raining out, it wasn't cold enough for there to be ice formed or anything, but she insisted. She asked for my father to take me in the car but I refused and gave her the 'ole "I know what I'm doing, I'm not a kid. I'm going to take my bike I'll be fine."
Stupid.
I get on the big comfy saddle (I ride a cruiser, not a crotch rocket, so I'm straight up chillin'). Put on the key, open the gas valve, pull the chocke, and hit the ignition.
RUMM RUMM ROOOOOOOM On goes the engine. The chugging of the v-twin engine resonates deep, almost soulful. It's almost like the machine is a living thing under my palms. I'm like the puppet master that breathes life into the inanimate. I let out a few revs for fun after putting out the choke. VRRRRRRRRRRGHHH VRRRRRRRRRRRGHH. Hell yeah.
I back that thang up, and pull out with the driveway. I watch the walls of my house pass me by and next thing i know, I'm in the street. I make my way to the end of my block and turn right. The street lights are on, the traffic is low, smooth sailin' from here! I pass one intersection fine. Then I'm reaching the intersection when I notice a car rolling through a stop at a stop sign. He's not going fast, though, a lot of cars do that.
I near the intersection and he accelerates right into my path. He didn't fucking see a bright green headlight approaching his intersection from less than 25 feet away. Right towards the intersection.
Just like in my dream (it was even in first person. I always dream in third person which is even more peculiar) I looked and saw him coming.
I swerved out to the right, but my back tire kept revving as it was pushed out of line from the front tire and the bike threw me off.
I looked down and saw the gas tank and the spedometer. I was floating in slow motion and they were sliding out of view from under me.
This time I didn't wake up. I had quite some time to think while this was happening. I remember my first thought was "Oh...so this is how this feel. I've been warned a lot about motorcycle accidents, this shit does happen, huh?"
Then I was apparently flipped upside down in the air because directly in my field of view were the leaveless tops of trees lined up against the night sky. I was parallel to the street because all I saw was sky and treetops.
Then I heard a loud thud as I realized I fell elbow and shoulder first onto cold hard concrete. I remember hearing the screeching of my bike behind me, and that hurt more than anything from the impact.
I continued tumbling and crashing, spinning and sliding until I came to a stop. My visor was scratched (thank god for the full face helmet, eh?), my elbow and shoulder had been impacted hard but I was wearing an armored jacket so none of that transferred significantly, I just had scratches on my knee and thigh but nothing bad (I was only wearing jeans, and they aren't enough trust me).
I woke up in a daze, the guy had stopped, people stopped to see if I was okay, blah blah.
The police report said I swerved out and there was no collision. Since there was no contact or collision it was a single vehicle accident, and therefore the other guy wasn't liable. My insurance wouldn't cover it, and I couldnt' even get his information on the report because he 'wasn't involved in the accident.' This was after he told the cop his dad was a fireman, and the report kept getting delayed because they had to 'fix' something.
Oh well, should have listened to my mom and my dream!
TL:DR I had a dream where I was riding my bike and someone came from my left at an intersection and I had to swerve to avoid them and I got thrown off my bike. Hours later, despite my mother's unexpected pleas (and she didn't know about the dream), I went to school on my motorcycle and exactly as in my dream in the same way and everything, a car came from a stop sign at an intersection and drove right into my path where I was forced to swerve to avoid him and got flung off of my bike in the process just like in my dream.
vampgoth92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:52:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One day i was in the car and this cat walked straight pas me with this awful grin on its face then it left. About 10 secs later the same thing happened. Not major but creepy. Then on my street ill see one white camry then it will leave and tnhen two more exactly the same ones will pass at the same time and then three will pass and they all had the SAME number plate
HuricaneRetarded ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:54:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In middle school when i was learning fractions and stuff, bored as usual not really paying attention. Then i feel as if someone swung a baseball bat straight to the back of my head (Nobody did of course) and my head slames on the table. I look up and see that everyones staring at me like "What the fuck?". I then look up at the board and can solve every single question without even being taught any of it. Ever since then i've never had a problem with math...the teacher thought i was cheating which kinda suck though.
Mushroomer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:55:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Frequently as a kid, I'd be daydreaming during class - and occasionally a joke or stupid bit from The Simpsons would pop into my head. I'd giggle slightly, and go about my day. Then, cut to 7 PM that evening and - at least 75% of the time, the EXACT episode from which the joke appeared would be on. This happened on and off, for at least 4 years.
I still anticipate the day when I start hearing strings of numbers in my internal monologue, so I can win the lottery & be done with all this shit.
JamesLLL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:55:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I was walking in my driveway one night going away from the house. It's a big, open, gravel, empty space. It fits about 6 cars. It's dark and quiet that night and as I'm walking, something just hits me in the back of my right calf and knocks me down. It must have weighed around 10-15 pounds and I fell very quick. As I'm about to hit the ground, out of the corner of my eye I see something white flash by and not 1 second later I looked around. There were no vehicles for the whateveritwas to hide behind and the closest obstacle was about 100 feet away. My two cats were on my porch just being nonchalant like cats are so I have no idea what hit me. It was silent so I'm thinking an owl?
Edit This is just a huuuge coincidence, nothing that can't be explained. I was walking past the reflecting pool in D.C. and a guy was walking towards me. As he gets nearer, I notice it's my best friend from my hometown. We had no idea either of us were in D.C. and just randomly saw each other. We live a whole 2 states away from D.C. I hate myself for not taking a picture.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:56:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Two years ago I visited a friend's apartment in town. We are kind of freaked out from strange shuffling sounds coming from the kitchen and his room mates room at the same time so I check out the kitchen and he checks out his room mate's room. No one is there. And no one was in the kitchen, yet there were sounds of someone scrunching a bag of popcorn.
I have goosebumps everywhere at that point because when I went to observe the room mate's empty room and the light was off, me and my friend both heard scratching from the corner ceiling of the bedroom and there was a dark shadow creeping out of the light coming in from the hallway.
I go to look in my friend's room but before I even enter I am frozen in my tracks. I put my ear next to the door frame listening for anyone around the corner of the dark, empty room. 3 distinct deep breaths were taken right next to my ear on the other side of the door frame.
Fuck I'm crying just replaying it in my mind again.
judafe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every once in a while the floor will become transparent and I can see subterranean caves and lava flow.
Psydork ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:58:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got one that's pretty recent.
A few weeks ago I was at school, just a normal day, except for one huge recurring thing: people kept on telling me about things I did/said the Friday before that I had NO memory of. They claimed I was being rude, that I snapped at friends, and that I was pretty much being a complete asshole the whole day. This does not sound like me at all, for one, and two, I remember that Friday as just being an average day.
So that freaked me out, but what took the cake was in my math class when my teacher started raving at me about a quiz I didn't turn in last Friday. I had no memory of this quiz and I told her, so she told me to open my backpack and look. So I did, and what should be there but a geometry quiz that I had never seen before in my life, problems that I have no idea how to do filled out and, according to my teacher, 100% right. It was the ONLY loose paper in my backpack, and I swear it hadn't been there a few hours before.
Weirdest freaking day of my life.
tl;dr: teachers and friends claimed I did things I dont remember, got 100% on a quiz that had concepts I had no idea how to do.
wanttoseemycat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:59:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 8 my mom drove a mini-van and my dad drove a diesel pick up truck. The mini-van was a bit old, and at the time neither of the back doors happened to open from the inside. My mom had to drive my siblings and I to school every day as the school district in California had no free buses. That day my dad's truck wouldn't start so he had to take the mini-van to work and we stayed home. The van caught fire in the back above the exhaust and burned up terribly. My dad said he would have had no chance at getting to the back door by the time he pulled off the road, it went up really fast. The truck started when he got home and he never did figure out why it had given him trouble. He drives that '91 truck to this day.
indigothirdeye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
This reminded me of a story my Mom always told me. When she was pregnant with me, we lived in Mammoth California. It was winter, there was tons of snow, and she had to drive to another town to see her doctor. It is worth noting that she drove an El Camino. She reached for the door handle of the car, but she couldnt touch it. It was if there was something invisible blocking it. She went back into the house and called a friend.
The friend arrived in a large Bronco, and they started the trip. A blizzard hit while they were in the mountains, but luckily they had the 4-wheel drive. At some point in the blizzard they came across a section of the road that was hit by a small avalanche. There was a single vehicle that had been hit and was in the ditch. The couple was trying to dig it out. Unable to dig out the car, they drove the couple back to town.
During conversation, the couple indicated that the avalanche had happened 15 minutes before they arrived. That's how long it took the friend to show up to my Mom's house after she was unable to open the door.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:00:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's a very creepy area just down the street from my neighborhood. Some friends and I went exploring late one night and found decrepit barns, run down houses, dirt roads, graffiti tagged houses, basically just a really shitty (and eerie) little neighborhood. The next morning we decided to go back and shoot a little movie there.
White picket fences. Brick houses. Green grass. Paved roads. Same fucking neighborhood. I don't really believe in supernatural stuff or the like but I have no explanation for this. I get the chills just thinking about it and I'm afraid to go back at night.
estherjoan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:04:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Around 5 years old, had a talking doll talk to me with no batteries in it, I remember getting a screwdriver and opening up its back panel to check. Seen curtains rustle over a closed window. Also had a large translucent red bouncy ball that disappeared for months at a time and reappeared randomly in obvious places. And I've seen 'heat shapes', as I call them, transparent waving emanations or forms, in places where there was no heat source. Was not drunk or high on acid. ;)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:05:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This actually happened today;
So I was browsing reddit and whatnot, and moved my mouse to open a link i found interesting. All of a sudden I'm standing in the kitchen like WOAH WTF JUST HAPPENED. My mental resemblence is; The mousemovement was in reality my movement out to the kitchen (2 metres), and the mouse click is my snap back to reality.
It was weird, at the time I really thought I was moving my mouse to open a link on reddit. Afterwards I just went back to the computer and continued my browsing.
TLDR; I teleported myself into the kitchen by clicking a link on reddit
leeches ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:05:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Several years ago me and the wife were doing a little yard work on a house we had just rented and really wishing we had some hedge clippers to trim the bushes. A few minutes later we took a smoke break and sat on the stairs of the front porch. In the middle of the yard, there was an old rusty pair of hedge clippers stuck a few inches in the ground.
I immediately asked the wife if she was seeing what I was seeing. I have never been so freaked out. Still have no explanation for this. I did keep the clippers but never allowed them inside.
starkistuna ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:05:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Today I get up to go to class , made myself go , I decided to walk past a plaza near my house to see if I could find my Dog because I lost him a month ago. On the way over i whistle where he used to hang out when I met him as a stray to no avail, 5 minuts later I run into him with a new master and he recognizes me and jumps on me, I didnt recognize him , he was bulkier and more heavy,the guy says is this your dog? and I say yeah i lost him last month where did you find him? well it turns out a friend of his found him in another town like 50 miles and a lake across where I live , and had him for a while but couldnt keep him, so he gave it to him , and he lives 20 ,minutes across from where I live and I happened to be walking by the street where I first found him ever , and he was wearing a red collar which I had just dreamt of the night before. He gave me my dog back said thanks , kept walking to class with my dog, dog never even looked back at the guy who fed him for a month! lol
Lots42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:06:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Early morning shift at Blockbuster. About three other employees.
All of a sudden it's eleven. Everyone agrees it feels as if time accelerated.
whinterking ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:06:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Last Christmas (2010) I was going on my merry way decorating the delightful tree, when I accidentally dropped a fairly large round red ornament on the ground and it rolled around the tree. When I bent down to look for it, it was the mother fuck GONE! I stayed down on the ground for 30 minutes straight screaming about how freaked out i was. Never found it.
respondingperson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's in the tree.
MikeyN0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger, around 11-ish, I always thought the coolest way to die (if there ever was one) was to fall over unconscious one day and have it be revealed that it was a brain tumor.
Fast forward 7 years later when I'm 17, and I can't hear in my left ear. I book an MRI scan as per the audiologist's suggestion and had to leave mid-class to attend it. I was a bit of a prankster in school, so when my teacher asked me what was wrong I said that I had a brain tumor. Everyone got hella worried but I told them it was a joke and I was just getting my ear checked out.
I come back to school a week after, having gotten my MRI and my MRI results.
Hey guess what, biggest case of the boy that cried wolf - I had a golf-ball sized brain tumor. Long story short, I'm alive, but I just thought the whole series of events were pretty coincidental.
wallinle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A couple years ago I was interviewing to get into medical school and was a little worried as to whether or not I'd be accepted. I had a dream one night that I couldn't get in and instead was forced to go to one of those truck driving schools so I could drive semi trucks.
The day after I was accepted, I received an information packet in the mail with information about enrolling in a local truck driving school.
I had something similar happen last year when I had a dream that I got a nose hair trimmer for Christmas and then received one without ever asking for it. Or telling anybody about my dream. Or having a nose hair problem.
SanchitoBOC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:08:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I work in a restaurant and we use a computer system called "Aloha" to enter in orders. Once you put the order into the computer, it goes straight to the kitchen and gets printed off as a ticket and they make the food. So about ten minutes after a table ordered a BBQ chicken pizza, I quickly realize that I rang in a Hawaiian pizza instead on the computer. I go to double check on Aloha, and sure enough, I had rang in a Hawaiian instead of a BBQ. I suddenly look up and see someone running my food, yet they are running a BBQ pizza instead of a Hawaiian. I think there must be some mistake, and someone ran the wrong food out, since I actually rang in the Hawaiian, so the ticket must have said Hawaiian. I go back and check my ticket, and it says Hawaiian. So I ask the pizza cook who's BBQ pizza that was, and he said it was mine. I show him the ticket and he said he remembers that it said BBQ, and he doesn't remember it saying Hawaiian. I also ask the people who ran the food, and they said they remembered the ticket saying BBQ as well. Meanwhile, some guy is chowing down on the pizza he ordered, not realizing that he got the right one because of a glitch in the Matrix.
Zanizelli ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:08:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not me, but my older brother witnessed it. He was walking home one evening from a friends house, and there was a gentleman walking infront of him, about 20 ft or so. It was getting dark out, so the street lights started to turn on. After a minute or so walking, the man walked under one of the street lights. It turned off as he walked under it, then turned back on after he passed it. It didn't bother my brother at first, but it happened 5 more times under the street lights. They flickered as this man passed them.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:09:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Year 1998. I'm 3 years old. Starting one night, then continuing until I moved when I was five I would have the same dream every night. It started with me, waking up in bed.
Then a crackle, like someone had pulled a piece of tape back very cautiously. Slowly then, a slender purple reptilian beast would fade out of the wall like the Chestshire Cat, and stroll down the wall and grab hold of my throat. There, unable to move in my dream, unable to breathe (Neither in the dream, nor reality. My mother walked in on it once) I would watch him draw me closer, then lift me effortlessly. He would then throw me.
Not in a physical direction, but still, throw me. Everything was black and I'd fall for minutes.
About a year after the dreams had stopped, I saw the movie Monsters Inc. with some friends from my new school.
I'll never forget seeing the very "monster" that had tormented me night after night up on that screen. It was an odd feeling. One that almost included a surge of nostalgia.Haven't encountered Randall since.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:10:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Weirdest thing happened on the playground when I was a kid. We were playing soccer and my friend kicked the ball into the air, and I shit you not, it stopped in midair and fell straight down. Everybody confused as fuck and we all saw the same thing.
ladyofchaos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will probably get buried, but...
I have really severe deja vu about once a week, though sometimes I'll go for a couple of months without and sometimes it will happen a lot in a few days. Usually a very mundane situation, like talking to my mom in her kitchen and the cat jumps on the paper. The weird part is that I can usually 'remember' the details (I think from dreams?) rather than just 'feel' like the situation has happened before.
switzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yah, I get this too. For me I'm pretty sure it's all dreams, but it's like a specific scene that matches perfectly and I just then remember it, but it seems so certain. I think they are dreams from years ago, and chances arethat eventually something will match. Happens more often in places I don't usually go, and havent ever been before.
rampazzo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About a year ago, my team was driving back to school after a tournament which was about 6 hours away, when one of my teammates, call him Bob realized he lost his wallet. Bob found it again when we got back on campus as it had been accidentaly put in someone else's bag and therefore was in a different car. The strange this is that the two cars stopped at different places for dinner and yet the next day Bob found a receipt with his credit card from the place he had dinner at, despite the fact that his credit card could not have been used at that dinner.
sexicorsetman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When i was little i used to have the same terrifying dream on the same day (June 13th) for 5 years. There are no words to describe the terror this dream caused me. It was always the same dream with the same terror, after the second time i knew i was having "the" dream and i still could not escape it.
The feeling of the dream still haunts me and sometimes out of nowhere it comes back. The dream always started the same, me at my bed looking at a painting of 4 women, they would all be laughing at me as i asked them if they were my mom. Out of fear i would try to look away but when i looked out of my room i would find soldiers pointing guns at me as i heard my parents fight in the background...i would run out of my room to try to escape all of that, but every single FUCKING time i would do that, the feeling came...ohh the feeling the fucking feeling.
Remember when you were little and you broke something important, and you were terrified that someone would find out...well it was THAT feeling NON-stop plus the screaming of my parents, not entirely directed at me but just shouts and things breaking. It was truly terrifying.
After the third year i would always expect the dream around June, i was always afraid to tell anyone about the dream because just like any dream i knew it happened but it would disappear as i tried to recollect it. This went on until i moved to the states, until two weeks ago the fear came back, i was awake this time and as a grown man i was afraid to shut my eyes...I felt that if i closed my eyes a bomb would go off. I never told anyone this before, i dont know if i should go to sleep.
TL;DR i had the same terrifying dream for 5 years straight on the same day.
catam01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:12:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a laptop with a port for the LAN internet cable thingy and wireless switch (turned off)
I'm on a skype call with a few friends and unplug my internet cable and the call stays connected
abbott_costello ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:13:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In 8th grade I opened my friend's gym locker which I had checked and wasn't broken or already open. No reason why, just to see if i could pick the correct combination the first time because it would be very unlikely. First try, just spun the 3 numbers and opened it. No one believed me.
Rushbomb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:13:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was young, my friend and I were spacing out on the play ground. not really doing anything, just kind of watching everything go on around us. At some point we saw a bunch of bubbles floating around. They started popping, except for this one that kind of sat there in the middle of the sky. When it finally did pop, a butterfly was there. Neither of us had seen the butterfly come from anywhere.
oralgifts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:13:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was driving north from Phoenix up the rim from the desert on I17. I had decided not to eat any of the mushrooms until I reached my destination. I was about an hour into the two hour drive when reality started to get weird. The cactus were wavey and I felt myself slipping into an altered state. I pulled off the road immediately. Upset with myself for eating the mushrooms after all. But wait. I was not going to eat them. Shit. Things were getting melty now. How many did I eat? I started searching frantically for the bag. Did I eat all eight caps? Holy crap. I couldn't find the bag anywhere. I went through all the hiding places. Nothing. I was losing it by now. The ground moving, colors swirling. I decided to wait it out and climbed into the passenger seat and buckled myself in. As I pulled the belt across my chest I heard the bag rustle in my breast pocket. The world went instantly straight. Sober. All 8 caps were in the bag.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:14:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Everyone has Alzheimers.
goatsftw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:14:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm really glad you've brought this up. Me and a friend were out the other night going for a looong walk and getting high, its a thing we do quite a lot. At one point we were looking up at the stars and clouds, and we both noticed this cloud that was in the shape of, as we thought at the time, two dragons fighting each other side by side, a bit like a yin-yang circle, with a Star Destroyer off to the side. Anyway, we'd been walking for quite some time, 2 or 3 hours, and both look up and this exact same cloud formation was in the sky, as if it had been hanging there all night, it was fucking identical. Blame it on the weed if you want, but this formation was there exactly the same, even the fucking moon looked like it had stayed in the same place. We both got freaked out by the weirdness of it all, we cut the walk short and went home.
Woke up in the morning and were both still really confused about it all. Cue 3 days of possible causes.
medusozoan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
another dream glitch.
i had a dream one night that i had run over to the convenience store across the street to feed a blue raspberry soda craving. pay for my things, walk out the door and the parking lot is empty save one truck. start walking home and i'm grabbed by a huge man in blue jeans, light brown boots, red shirt with a white symbol or logo on it and a navy blue hoodie. he had a big mustache and he pushed me down in front of his truck. woke up not scared, but feeling so incredibly uncomfortable that i couldn't sleep the rest of the night without falling back into the dream.
the next day i went over to the store before going out to dinner. i'm standing in line, a guy comes up behind me, he is wearing blue jeans, tan shoes, red shirt with a white sports logo, navy jacket, big mustache. didn't even pay for my shit, got to the parking lot and saw a truck that looked like what i remembered seeing in the dream. i've never been that uncomfortable in my life. i probably looked crazy running out, didn't give a shit, left anyway with no regrets except that in reality i didn't even get my blue raspberry soda.
that's the only one i've had and if they are regularly that horrifying, i would rather keep it that way.
WanderingAesthetic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in 3rd or 4th grade, I was running around the track at my school during PE. I had a sensation like someone ran straight into my back. I stumbled a little and looked around but there was no one anywhere near me. A friend saw me stumble but didn't see anything or anyone hit me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The other day I was at the breakfast table with my wife and was looking down peeling a grapefruit and heard her humming a "Winter Wonderland", and I was simultaneously thinking about how tired I was even though I'd been awake for an hour, and when I was done with the grapefruit I looked up and asked her if she still had the Christmas spirit, and she looks freaked out and swears that I was the one that was humming.
indiefangs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:16:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Twice, I've had a TV come on by itself with no one in the house but me. Freaked the bloody hell out of me.
Different TV's, always late at night, when I was fast out - I'd wake up to the sound of the TV coming on.
eaturliver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:16:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time, me and a friend were walking home from school, just messing around, bored. I found an old flat head screwdriver on the ground, and threw it pretty far, it landed on the other side of some fence. For some reason, we ran over to go get it, and it had skewered a pretty hefty lizard, and stuck straight into the ground. He was still thrashing with this stray screwdriver, going right through him. I felt really bad about it for a few days, but at the same time, was amazed.
thurmanator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:18:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In 5th grade we had this POGS deal where basically you got in trouble for not turning in assignments on time. Well, I couldn't find a paper and it was due the next day. The night before it is due, I dream that I walk out of my room and down the stairs and go to the study room. I look down at the desk and there's my paper! When I woke up from the dream I jumped out of bed and almost fell down the stairs, but sure enough my paper was right where I dreamt it had been.
Garage_Dragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:18:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was once chatting with a coworker who was telling me that Trader Joe's has really good spanakopita. In the middle of the conversation, my wife called me on my cell phone to ask if there was anything I wanted from Trader Joe's. She was there and had just picked up spanakopita for dinner that night. We almost never shop at Trader Joe's and had never tried their spanakopita before that day.
ArborBoarder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:18:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once, when I was a younger lad, I ate a maraschino cherry out of the jar. There was a small number of cherries left in the jar. I believe it was five. I looked at the jar later, and there were still five cherries. So it's pretty much the same as OP's story. It's puzzled me ever since.
mofohofosho ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I watched a scary devil movie called the exercism of emily rose its all about 3:33am being the devils minute or something dumb.with a chick late at night and it really.freaked her out like bad heeby jeebys so I started making fun a of like "what was that noise, a thumb or a door creak" and just general mean spirited antagonize for fun. She flipped out on me big time.and kicked me out at 3:20ish &on my way home I was stopped by a train and the street light above me blew out while waiting when my stereo radio said 3:33 (it was wrong) a few more miles after that I was heading thru deeper back country when two street lights one at each mile intersection b4 me and after went out at the same time it freaked me out and she called at 3:33 actual time according to my cell fone to see if i was home safe yet. I was in no mans not a light besides my own cars brights in sight on the fone telling her how weirded I am when I hit a patch of fog I didn't see coming up ahead that looked alot uncanny like a persons outline... I can't by into extra reality things these were all just coincidences but Ive got goosebumps typing this 4 years later
northerntommy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bought a used truck from my friend last year, and he gave me the all the service records. He told me that a couple weeks ago, his mechanic was servicing it and found a floor mat in the transmission. I called bullshit, but he showed me the note from his mechanic.
My friend had no explanation as to how it got there, and I took the truck to my mechanic later that week before making the trade official and BAM...another floor mat was found in the transmission.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid, I had this board game called Trouble. It's supposed to be kid-friendly because the pieces you move around the board stick easily in place and you can't lose the die because it's inside this bubble thing that you push down on to roll. However, it turns out that this wasn't very effective when the pieces were not in their holes. I went on a plane trip to Florida with my family for my aunt's wedding. On the plan, my mom and I played the game, but towards the end of the flight, as we were packing it up, some of the pieces fell on the ground and rolled away. Obviously, retrieving these pieces would be nigh impossible, especially since we were on a fairly tight schedule and needed to make a connection or catch a shuttle or something that meant we didn't have all day to search the plane for the missing pieces. I was pretty pissed, but I didn't really get upset โ just disappointed that my game was ruined.
After we returned, I put the game back in my closet, because it still had enough pieces for a two person game. Then, some amount of time later (I have no idea exactly how much โ probably at least a month afterwards, but no more than two months), I pulled the game out of my closet, looked inside, and all of the pieces were there. I was really young at the time, so I suppose my mom or grandma could have replaced the game without telling me, but the thing is that I don't really see that being something they would do without telling me. I don't remember ever making a big deal out of it, or if I did, I stopped after a short time, and if they had replaced the game, they probably would have taken me with them or at least told me, if not set it up as some kind of present for me to discover. My skeptical mind makes it impossible for me to rationalize the reappearance of the missing pieces as some kind of miracle, but I can't really dig up any coherent explanation that makes sense to me based on my memories.
Wage_slave ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:20:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I smoke pot reality becomes hilarious and I get really, really hungry. I don't understand why though. As an agent I should only be hungry for awesome moves and violence.
That and something is wrong. Realistically, living to 31 was not supposed to happen. Not being this dumb at least.
rightwrongwhatever ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:20:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In 1997, my cousin got married on Catalina Island. I shot a brand new roll of film that day. When I got it developed, 6 of the images were double exposed. That is, there were two separate exposures on each print. The first image was pics from the wedding. The second, less clear shot, was sort of an semi-transparent overlay on the first. When I showed my Mom and Uncle, they lost it. The semi-transparent overlays were pictures of Catalina Island in the 60's. I didn't believe them, but when I compared the photos to then current day shots, I could see the differences. The signage and building decorations were completely different. I still have the prints somewhere. I should dig them out and scan them.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:20:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'll try to make this short. It was during my sophmore year in HS and I was in the car with my friend driving to my place. I SWEAR on my life neither one of us were on any sort of drugs, or alcohol, etc. It was pitch black outside and we were driving down a dirt road (i lived in montana, on a ranch okay), and i'm looking down at my phone, all of a sudden she starts to slow the car. I look at her and then look forward. I will never ever forget this, and we still talk about it sometimes. There was a black "blob" for lack of a better term, like a tall black blob thing in the middle of the road. The only way i could describe it was, it looked like it was absorbing the light from the headlights. No clear markers where the light stopped and it began. Even though we were moving forward it didn't seem to move even though it remained at a constant distance. Me and my friend looked at eachother, shocked, looked back and it was gone. We didn't talk the rest of the 10 minute ride to my place, didn't talk for a few minutes when we got there. Then shyly asked eachother if we both really saw the same thing. Once the notes were compared, at least we knew neither of us was completely crazy but it left alot of questions that to this day we can't answer.
BananaNutJob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:20:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I slept backwards in time. I was watching a movie and I started falling asleep towards the end and I remember distinctly listening to the last scene. When I woke up I was basically where I was when I closed my eyes. I just sat there and stared as the movie finished, seemingly again. Still unexplained.
SoulUnison ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:21:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was home alone once and sitting in my room on the computer. My dog walked by my door out of the corner of my eye and I didn't think anything of it. A couple minutes later it walked by again and I turned my head and caught its hind end disappearing from sight and absentmindedly called out "Hey, Tandy."
And then I realized that I was home alone and the dog had been staying with friends for the last few days. I went and searched the entire house and found nothing. Everything locked/sealed, etc.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:22:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had sleep paralysis where a girl I knew was dressed in a black robe and walked up to me with a knife and stood there stroking my hair and whispering my name. The next day she started a rumor that ultimately killed my friendship with her and several other people.
GammaScorpii ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:22:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened a week ago
throe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, if I am Neo in this, this is my only glitch I've experienced. This terrifies me, as I've always heard about my Grandma having psychic abilities, but I've always written them off, even to this day.
Ok, so I'm 13-14 years old in my class, and we're having the last lecture before christmas, and it's a easy-going with candy and a collective quiz. So what happens is, and this happens for about 15-20 minutes. Is that right after each question is asked by the teacher, time kind of freezes, not in the way that it stops, but it slows down but continues in another dimension if you will. So I for some reason see what happens 3-5 seconds ahead. This goes on. Now I'm frozen, and just obsevering my classmates answering the holiday quiz. I remember it vididly, and it doesn't just come down to the answers my mates gave, but the whole thing. My most vivid memory was when the teacher asked something about jesus(I know my bible, but i can't remember the question) and I knew my friend Daniel was going to answer Pontius Pilate (and I knew this was wrong) eventhough I didnt know the correct answer, which I ironically can't remember now. Right after this, (still shocked) I see a orange rolling on one of the desks and falling over and continuing to roll on the floor, it disappears and I hear the thump(sound of orange hitting floor) real for the first time and follow it down the exact same route it went down in my "vision".
I've never experienced anything like it since that day and I'm now 24. it's very hard to explain the feeling itself, but it's something to do with not time standing still, but being replaced by a glitch that's a few second too fast.
Alright guys, that's my glitch.
ivanttobealone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i was driving, zoned out for maybe one a minute, and all of a sudden i was a few miles back and passing a place that i had already passed on the drive, like i had gone in a complete circle.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Went inside a store to use their unisex/single-person bathroom. Another person walked in just ahead of me, so I stood outside the door and waited. After 5 minutes, the guy still hadn't come out and it was silent. Maybe 3-4 minutes later, I knocked; when he didn't respond I opened the door to see if he was all right. No one there.
TheDude4378 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My grandfather died on Wednesday, December 21, 1988 at about 1:15pm. He had a heart attack, couldn't regain his breath, then died. Exactly six years later, on Wednesday, December 21, 1994 at about 1:15pm, I was born. For the next several days, they had to keep me connected to an oxygen mask because I would randomly stop breathing. I don't believe in reincarnation, yet for some reason this just seems too important for me to believe that it was simple coincidence. As for the whole 12/21/12 thing being my 18th birthday, well... that doesn't seem important to me at all. It only seems like uneducated foolery.
nugget667 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was in my room with a friend, talking. Out of the corner of my eye I see something like a red-headed guy with a red shirt walk into my room and straight into my closet.
My brain (and I bet most of yours too) tends to pick up false patterns from my peripheral vision. Just as I was about to dismiss this as another false-alarm pattern picked up by my brain, my friend said "Did you see that?" The fact that she also saw something was enough to raise the hairs on the back of my neck.
I went into the closet to investigate and found nothing... /chills
mynameisleo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
a ghost!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:14:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you think it would have been scarier to actually find some guy in there?!
nugget667 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but then it wouldn't be a glitch :[
snouzer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Mom had a dream that her best friends father visited her and said goodbye.. she calls my friend and her friend is shocked.. her father had just passed away the day before... they haven't spoken for about a year prior to that call
magikowl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was on a road trip with some friends, we're from Oklahoma. I'd just turned 21 and hadn't done a lot of travelling since I was much younger. Stopped at the Grand Canyon, then stayed a night in LA, San Fran, then Portland en route to the Sasquatch Music Festival in Washington. Before we even left OK we stop at a gas station a few hours into the drive. Me and the first driver enter to piss and notice on the bathroom toilet paper dispenser is this photo. But I digress, the true Matrix Moment came in Frisco at a record store. I wanted to buy a copy of Black Moth Super Rainbow's Dandelion Gum so I looked up the corresponding section and picked it up. After grabbing the album I headed back downstairs and got in line to check out. When it's my turn the cashier asks me if I was able to find the album I'd asked about.. except I didn't ask for help and she wasn't even the cashier when I walked in. I said "Excuse me?" She said "Didn't you ask about (insert some random album)?" I said "No". Her face is utterly amazed, I'm wondering if she's on drugs. In the meantime I really just want to check out and meet up with my friends outside but am unsure how to move forward. She shakes her head after a about 10 seconds and says "Fucking black cats". "Huhh?" I reply. "I swear I just talked to you not 5 minutes ago, must be a glitch in the Matrix. You know, like that moment when the black cat walks by twice." She checks me out, I look back as I'm walking out the door and I'll never forget the look she gave me or the feeling I had afterwards. I love the Matrix and new exactly what she was talking about and afterwards I really questioned whether or not we were all brains in a big vat.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dropped acid... shit went down...
axetheduck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:25:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is a glitch? When I was about 6 or 7, I remember it was an average day for anyone my age at the time, wake up, watch power rangers, play with dinosaurs, go to bed. Well one night, I went to bed, and like any other 6-7 year old, I didn't want to I wasn't tired. It was about 8 pm and I blinked my eyes and it was 7 am. Thought nothing of it until I blinked again and it was lunch time. Blinked again, and it was the next day. Blinked again and it was a week later. And then it never happened again. I don't know what it was, I don't know what could of made it happen but it freaked me the fuck out. And ever sense, when ever I go to bed, I HOLD my eyes closed.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:25:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just remembered, I had a dream that seemed to predict something that happened...or it was almost more like this kid KNEW what I had dreamed!
I was teaching a class of 2 and 3-year-old kids at a preschool. This one kid is very wild and acts really bad, but I love him. I think he is a crazy genius and that's why he acts so bad. But anyway, I feel really close to this kid, almost like he is my kid sometimes.
I had a dream that this kid fell down on the playground and got a sharp stick of wood mulch (like wood chips that we had on the playground) stuck all the way into his face. I was really upset in the dream.
The next day, I was on the playground with this kid and he came up to me, holding a long piece of wood mulch, and said "Look!" He started looking at me and laughing and pretending to stab himself in the nose/eye area with this mulch (just like where he got hurt in the dream)!
redweasel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:25:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not me but my wife. When she was little, there was a period of time when she kept getting out of the house in the middle of the night when she was supposed to be asleep. Nobody knew how she was doing it, but it was obviously a problem. So they put several extra locks, deadbolts, etc. on the doors to the outside -- and the next night she was outside again, with all those extra locks, deadbolts etc. still locked. (The family were Jehovah's Witnesses and went to the ... "Elders?" ... of their Hall and it was decided that she was possessed... so they had to come and ... not exactly do an exorcism... but find out what was causing it. They narrowed in on a small crucifix necklace that a non-JW friend at school had given her, and took that away and got rid of it... and the problem stopped.)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For months I would wake up at exactly 11:39pm (I was 12, my bedtime was 10). It would bug me to death, but I just ignored it and fell back to sleep again. Later that same year my dog was diagnosed with cancer and we had to put him down. He died at exactly 11:39pm. Just a coincidence, but it still freaks me out.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Between the ages of 4-9, every time I went to a phone booth (ANY phone booth) I could always call people without having to put any money in...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if this can be considered a glitch or not. One sunny day in high school (probably in May because the windows were open), I was taking notes and heard this very very loud mechanical sounding roar outside. It sounded distant as if just over the trees behind the school but it was very loud and echoed. I asked everyone what the noise was but no one had heard anything. Two years later, an hour and half away in college, I hear the same exact noise. It was loud and there were other people around. I asked if anyone had heard it, again no one did. Another year later and I'm in London studying abroad (my high school and college are in New England by the way). Well, I was walking down the sidewalk on my way back from the train station and I hear the SAME NOISE AGAIN. This time it sounded much closer and very loud. I jumped because it scared me and looked around at the other people walking by. No one else seemed phased by it so I didn't bother to ask anyone.
TL:DR A very loud Godzilla-like noise that only I can hear follows me around the planet.
BornWithCuriosity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A couple of years ago, I used to have a chair next to my bed that water bottles would sit on. Was laying in bed, just relaxing and I flipped over and the bed bumped the chair, making the water bottle fall down. I decided screw it, and just let the bottle stay sideways (the cap was on, so nothing would have spilled). I turn back over, and it's standing upright again. I slept downstairs that day.
GarenBushTerrorist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger, maybe about 12 or so, I was out in my backyard and was playing in the snow. I decide to lie down and look up at the stars. Up in the sky was a circle of light, what looked like the moon, and it kept spinning in circles.
TL;DR saw a UFO
Z0MBIEStheyN0MBIES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:27:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger, probably around 7 or so, my cousins were moving away, and my dad was going to help, but my sister was driving to her Boyfriend's baseball game. I had the choice of who to go with... I had this weird feeling in the pit of my stomach to go with my dad, so my sister left. We left a few minutes later, and my dad asked me which way did I think was best, I got the same feeling in my stomach, and told him to take the back way. Sure enough, when we were coming onto an intersection, we find the smoking wreckage that is my sister's car. She was L boned at an intersection by a guy going 70. She was alright, minus bruises from the air bag.... the scary thing is, if I would have gone with her, I would have been sitting in the seat, on the side and area where he hit her. Probably would have died.
Oh, and I have the same style car she does. Even though this will probably be buried, for those who want to know, it was/is a Saturn SC2
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:27:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I usually don't tell this story becuase most people don't believe it, but you asked for it.
A friend of mine told me one day he had almost been in a horrible car accident. The story was a bit odd though. He said he was driving with 3 other friends when a 3 car pile up unfolded in front of them. They all screamed because they were soon going to be part of the pile up, but all of a sudden they were parked a few blocks away. They just looked at each other in disbelief, and asked each other if what they thought had happened had really happened.
After agreeing they thought they did teleport, they went on there way.
PhotoshopGirl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:27:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I always hoped someone could come up with a reasonable explanation for this. One time my friend and I were watching a movie on a really small television, the volume was pretty low and the basement door was about a meter away from the TV adjacent to it. All of a sudden the door which is closed starts shaking violently like someone was standing on the other side pulling and pushing the knob over and over. Neither of us was freaked out a first assuming it was a friend(there was a lot of us living there at the time) trying to scare us. We open the door, walk down the stairs and there is no one. We then spent the next hour theorizing how it could have happened. We checked the windows and everything because it was so violent. I'm an atheist and don't believe in ghosts but I will add that someone was stabbed and killed in the apartment next to us(rows of two story houses sharing a brick wall) I would love an explanation. If I was alone I honestly would have assumed I imagined it. Also I live in a really windy city so I checked the one small window and the dryer but there is just no way.
DanRo8388 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was staying at my grandparents' house in FL, I was playing with a bouncy ball or something and it bounced onto the covered pool. As I leaned over the edge to get it, I slipped and fell into the water. I realized what happened, pulled myself out and walked back into the house.
I was absolutely bone dry. Still have no idea what happened, pretty sure the cover wasn't keeping the water off me.
KlopeksWithCoppers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Woke up from a nap and walked downstairs to find my roommate watching Family guy and eating a bowl of cereal. I then woke up, walked downstairs, and saw my roommate watching Family Guy and eating a bowl of cereal. This was during a time where I was having sleep paralysis on a regular basis with intense/scary visuals (my girlfriend will NOT listen to these stories) and a lot of lucid dreams.
sceendy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In 6th grade, my class was outside for our "play day" with other people in our grade. My friend and I were walking towards the school to go to the bathroom...a few other students were a few feet behind us. They were just hanging out...not following us or anything. Anyway, my friend and I were talking...then, all of a sudden...she was on the floor (on her back)....she didn't know how she got there. I didn't see her fall either. It was as if she went from walking to straight on her back. The other students saw this too and were just as curious as we were. To this day we still wonder about those 1-2 missing seconds.
fuckindevonbitch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In about kindergarten or 1st grade, I made up a joke. "why did the chicken cross the playground?" "to get to the other slide." About a month later, Big Bird tells it on Sesame Street
drew101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One spot in my workshop, I can (3 out of 5 times) bounce a lightbulb off the concrete floor
Kanonei ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was working as a waitress some years back and would always have rough dreams--leaving twenties on the table instead of beverage naps and the like. One night I dreamt that I was trapped in a small village as a giant wall of water rushed toward me and took everything out. Then the dream cut to a black background with 8 days in burning letters just before I woke up. When I went to work and told my coworkers for the hell of it, I joked that they should watch out for bad tsunamis. (We live in WI) 8 days later Idonesia had those terrible tsunamis that killed thousands of people. I had an entire bar staff to back up the craziness of my story.
Shaasar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I would have dreams when I was younger. Here are a couple of them, as best as I can describe... they are difficult to visualize.
The first one is more of a nightmare, really, than an actual "glitch" sort of dream: I saw a field of cubes suspended in black space. The cubes were shiny and blue, just like the ones in 3D Snake, and they stretched as far as I could see. I was floating formless above them, and I could not feel or move but I could still think and I wondered where I was and why the cubes were there and what the hell was going on. After a while I noticed that there was something on the horizon. When I looked closer, I saw that very far out, so far as to be blurry, but definitely close enough to make out, some of the cubes were dropping silently away and disappearing into the blackness that surrounded this whole area. This process was eating away at the edges of the big field of cubes. I wondered over it for a while. Then it hit me.
The cubes represented how much time I had left to live. I was completely and utterly convinced that these cubes encapsulated some essence that defined me and I was witnessing my own demise, in physical form, as each cube fell away. This visceral, stark fact was too much for my poor brain, and I woke up screaming and sobbing with terror. I was inconsolable for hours afterward. I think I was about 5-6 years old when this occurred.
Shaasar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The second dream I remember pretty strongly is related to the movie Gattaca (which is fucking amazing, might I add).
I dreamed the whole fucking movie, never having seen any of it, even heard that awesome orchestral theme that really defines the picture.
I dreamed a whole damn movie before I even saw the thing. Of course, when I woke up, I thought I had just had a really fucking weird/cool dream and let it go like we always do with such things. I remembered the theme, though. That music is impossible to forget. So imagine my complete shock when I sit down in an english class to watch Gattaca, and I hear the theme come on. I almost flipped out in class, I was shaking so hard I thought I would have a seizure or something. It was so fucking scary and weird and I don't even know, there are no words for things like this.
tl;dr precognition of the movie gattaca, chaos ensues
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This was a while ago, not sure if this stipulates as a glitch. I had just finished watching Donnie Darko for the first time. I became very interested in time travel. I went to my local library to find some books on the subject. I sat down at a searching kiosk and typed in time travel and scrolled for some books I found book that interested me. Next to the computer were pencils and papers to write down the book info to find it. I grab a sheet of paper and flipped it over written on it was the exact book I was searching for. And when I went to see if the book was there, it was. Tldr; time traveller trolled me.
VomitEverywhere ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time, early in the morning, my friend and I were walking around the neighborhood. We turned right around a corner and saw a strange looking man walking toward us. We said hello and we walked past him. We reach the end of the block, turned right again and saw the exact same man walking toward us at the other end of the next block. We both acknowledged how strange it was, and we didn't say hi to him the second time we passed him. This friend and I still reminisce about this from time to time.
savax7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream that I went into work and my hard drive died. I woke up thinking about what was stored on the network and what I would lose if it really happened.
Went into work, hard drive was dead. Lost everything that I hadn't backed up.
RAID 1 ftw
Vandrel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
1500 comments so this will probably go unseen. Every now and then I'll have an odd dream. Not odd in terms of what happens, but in that I can remember it vividly and it sticks in my memory unlike a normal dream. Almost every time this happens, eventually that dream will happen. It's rarely an event that actually matters. Usually it's just some mundane happening in a normal day. Sometimes it absolutely freaks me out because I'll know precisely what's going to happen for a good 5 minutes or so. I can never seem to change what happens though. It even seems like I can't alter my own actions, as if I'm not in control of myself but merely watching as it all happens.
Recently though, I've had some suspicions that I may be schizophrenic so I'd say don't take this too seriously.
kstap ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time leading up to Christmas we had my whole family over at my Grandparent's place for the holidays. Small family, parents, sibling, two cousins, aunt and uncle. About half of us were sleeping in the living room on couches and in sleeping bags on the floor. I was about 11 years old at the time. In the middle of the night about 4 days before Christmas around 2am the television turned on randomly - and it was just static on the screen. It woke up everyone up and we're looking at each other trying to figure out how it happened, the remote was untouched on top of the tv. About 15 seconds after the tv turned on, the radio turned on in another room, the office. Nobody was in that room or anywhere close to it. Everyone was pretty scared, it was a very weird thing to happen. We shut them both off and eventually went back to sleep. The next morning, we found that the Grandfather clock in the living room, the large swinging second hand had fallen off completely inside of the case. Very strange. We find out later that day that the neighbor, an elderly lady, had died in her sleep that night. My Grandma told me that the time the clock stopped at (can't recall what time it was) must have been the time she had passed.
randerson10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was looking for extra batteries in my house. We keep our batteries in Uncle Siggi's dresser we inherited when he died. it was late at night, and everyone was asleep, so I left the lights off and rummaged through the drawer. When I couldn't find any batteries I decided to turn on the lights to get a better look. At the same time I felt a strange warm feeling on my fingertips, I looked down to see it was a red fluid that looked like blood. It was spread over all 10 fingers, just the tips. I rushed to the bathroom to wash it off and to convince myself it wasn't blood, but it was already almost dry, and had the consistency and appearance of blood. I quickly went back to the drawer with the lights on to see what was in there... but there was nothing. It was dry. I then turned on all the lights in the house, irrespective if my family were sleeping or not and searched high and low for this strange red substance. I found nothing in the house. There were no cuts on my body. Whatever this was, blood or not, it manifested inside the drawer when I dipped my fingers in.
drifterinthadark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:31:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was the second day after my sister had started moving into my great grandmas house after she had passed away. There was a bar downstairs and the first night my sister, her boyfriend, a mutual friend and I all decided to "christen" the place by getting blistering drunk.
We stayed the night and were around the bar again the next afternoon just chatting when a coke can flew off the bar and hit a wall about 5 feet away. It was on the entirely opposite side of the bar than we were sitting and all four of us were there. If the can would have just fell off the end of the bar, I would be a little less freaked out but it literally slammed against the wall about as hard as any empty can could.
That was about 5 years ago and my sister still thinks it was because grandma did not condone the alcohol abuse and smokey basement. A glitch in the matrix seems more logical.
lunaticMOON ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:31:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone else get the feeling these stories are just ripe for a buncha trolls?
ಠ_ಠ
psychonumber1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Story told to me about me y my parents:
When I was 2 and a half a helicopter flew overhead and I freaked out. When they asked why I told them that I died in a helicopter crash. They questioned me about it and I ended up being able to explain how to fly a helicopter (basics I imagine) by using the pedals to move side to side etc. Their joke was that I must be a reincarnated pilot from Vietnam or something.
Still haven't flow in a helicopter, don't know if I will.
My_AlterEgo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That time where I was given the option to join Team Rocket in Pokemon Red.
ToastmahGhost ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:33:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My friends and I ordered a large pizza before a school play we were in last fall and were just hanging out after school in our auditorium. I distinctly remember ordering a pepperoni pizza. When it finally came, we dug in. At this point, the pizza was still pepperoni. All pepperoni. I eat a slice and leave to go to the bathroom. I come back, and the pizza is now hawaiian. I asked the guys what happened to the pepperoni and they just both gave me a puzzled look. "we got hawaiian, dude". I think I accidently entered a parallel universe when I went to the bathroom.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:34:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i used to have a pretty shitty super power actually. i used to be able to dream the future, but i would forget it when i woke up till it actually happened.
daft_rat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:35:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
getting ready for work. I then wake up from that dream to get ready for work.
liquid_quik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:35:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will definitely get lost in the shuffle, but a podcast, Huff & Stapes, who are on the ToadHopNetwork and now XM radio do this as a semi-regular segment on their show and have done so for ~5 years, including the previous incarnation of their show "Two Jacks In The Hole"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:35:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One day as a kid i had a super special juicebox that would make the straw fly out like a rocket when i squeezed it. Discovering this majestic juicebox phenomenon, I hid it under my bed in a box for safe-keeping and future rocketship fun. I leave my room for about 10 minutes, comeback to check on my box and the juicebox is gone. I tore apart my room looking for that thing, and looked for days after. I still wonder what happened to that thing.
TL:DR My magical juicebox of awesomeness vanished without explanation.
gamergirl007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your mom threw it away. Mystery solved.
Benny95346 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was a winter day, and I was getting bored. I was probably in grade 10-12 sitting by the wall. He teacher was rambling on and on about something I already knew. I started throwing my pencil at the wall when, BANG! It sounds like a firecracker, and my pencil is gone. Everyone is staring at me, and the teacher asks me why just happened. I was so baffled, I couldn't even think. Even now, I am unable to think of what might be the cause of this. Maybe the pencil phased into the wall?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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NadaFucksGiven ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:46:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fake story is fake. get a life or at least creativity
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:13:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All of these stories could easily be fake. How is mine any less credible? Also, its kind of really specific so I'm not really sure how you can say it's not original. Anyways, I don't really care, it's just a weird thing that happened to me.
Richeh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was playing poker with some friends about a month ago - they're Redditors too, they might actually see this. There was about eight of us, which is pretty typical for one of our games - there's usually some decent hands come out, but nothing that incredible. Dealing and shuffling rotated about the table as is typical with poker. Every time someone shuffled, someone else split the deck, and cards were burned after every one dealt.
That one game, we saw a hand of four queens, four twos, three kings about three times and two royal flushes. For context for non-statisticians, in twelve months of pretty much daily online poker, I've seen one four of a kind.
One set of four of a kind came up when I was dealing. We're all pretty amateurish and I can't think of any plausible way anyone could have been cheating. In fact, the people who got the best hands didn't win any money. We've all pretty much agreed, it was just a weird night and we're never playing with that deck again.
tl;dr: had a night of poker, all got wasted. Laws of probability got wasted with us.
NadaFucksGiven ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:44:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ur story is shit and fake...
It comes through in the first sentence when you try too hard to come across as real by mentioning ur friends are redditors.
Then u say "ive played poker daily for a year and have only seen 1 four of a kind", RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT that would be the hugest coincidence. U lying sack of shit stfu
Richeh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:56:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Why thank you, I didn't realize this thread had been linked from Youtube. If I made up a story, it would be more interesting.
SomeCleverUserName ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i keep seeing this african guy in random places. that's a coincidence right?
AssBlaster2012 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Freshmen year me and a friend were smoking a joint outside a 3rd floor dorm room window, and we get a loud knock on the door. I immediately chuck the roach out the window, knocking the top to her portable coffee thing out as well. Turns out it was just a friend at the door, not the RA; so we go downstairs to get the coffee top. Now, this is in a area directly below 6 floors of windows, so I'm literally looking at a sea of thousands of cigarette butts. Such a comical amount of butts that I say, "Hey, wouldn't it be funny and wonderful if I reach down randomly and find that roach?" So I blindly reach down and pick up the first thing I come across, and it's the fucking roach I threw down. I just looked at it, dumbfounded. Then we smoked it.
BEEFire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
tl;dr the sky was Photoshopped
IamMeeks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a man smash through my wall and ask me if I wanted to buy pumpkins. I said "no" and he smashed through my door leaving an outline of his body in the hole in the wall. Then I realized I was tripping on benadryl.
GaetanDugas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Several years ago my older brother killed himself. And since then people have been mistakenly calling me by his name. People who I've only recently met (new coworkers, college professors, etc). All people who never knew I had a brother or let alone what his name was. And to make it weirder, they don't even know they called me by a different name until I point it out to them. I ask them why they called me by that name and they all say "...well I don't know..."
Velinus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:43:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
One day, I was on Team Speak with some friends mulling over if i wanted to play League of Legends with them. I remember this conversation vividly.
One of my friends, Austin, starts to talk about a game he owns called Killing Floor, and tells the rest of us that we should buy it. Another friend, Hugh, and I look it up on Youtube, and we both think it is amazing. I remember specific details of the video we were watching. At one point the player had dual-9 MM's, and was shooting one of those spider zombies that was climbing a staircase to get to him.
I tell them that I will buy it if Hugh, and a couple of other friends buy it as well. We get distracted with League of Legends, and I forget about it for awhile.
Then, during the Christmas Steam sale it goes on a 75% off sale. I decide that I definitely won't miss this chance and purchase it. I am eager to tell my friends about the sale, because I don't think they have bought it yet either.
The first friend that gets on is Hugh. He was the one that I watched the videos with, and we both decided to buy the game at some point to play with the other friend, Austin.
I immediately tell him about the sale, and that he should buy it so we can play together. Now this is where the weird starts. He asks me what I am talking about, and I repeat that the game is on an amazing sale, and that we said we would buy it to play with our other friend. He responds claiming that he was the one who suggested that Austin and I buy the game, and that he already owns it.
I swear to him that isn't the case, and insist that Austin was the one who owned it. I look up Hugh's Steam profile, and what I see leaves me completely shocked. There in his library, where it shouldn't have been, is Killing Floor, and he has had it far longer than when the original conversation occurred.
I decide to drop the conversation feigning a mistake on my part. I talk about other things with Hugh, and he eventually leaves his computer for awhile.
While Hugh is gone a couple of other friends, including Austin, connect to Team Speak. We talk about League, and other random things from the internet. I wait for an opportunity to ease in a question about Killing Floor to Austin to see how he responds. My brain nearly dies when he asks what game I was talking about. I mention the conversation we had about Hugh and I buying the game. He remembers it, but claims that he doesn't own the game, and remembers watching the videos with me.
I look up his Steam profile a little desperate to prove him wrong. I look for about ten minutes, and find nothing. I swear I saw it in his library when he mentioned the game to us, but now I can't find it at all. I decide to just drop it then and there. I have mentioned it a couple of times, but nothing more than a small comment, or joke.
**Edit
Accidentally some grammar, also incoherent sentences. Let me know if there are some left.
izzydashizzayy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 8 or 9 I remember looking down at the parking structure from my apartment building in the kitchen window (we didn't have too much money) I remember seeing a huge black panther looking animal walking behind the cars so I immediately tell my mother and of course the animal is gone. I remember it being specifically a black cat like creature not a dog that was almost the height of the smaller cars and to this day i still have that picture of the slender huge cat taking a neighborhood stroll in my mind.
unibod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No matter where I go, I always seem to see the number "343"
Page 343 in a book I read once had my name in it.
My homeroom class all throughout highschool was room 343.
The house that faced mine on my childhood street was number 343.
I've always been a fan of the Halo series, and What's the name of the studio that picks up the game after Bungie is finished with it? Why 343 Industries, of course.
ventdivin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A (female) friend of mine asked me during december "guess what i'm guetting for christmas?" Without missing a beat, and while watching her freak out, I replied : "Brown Christian Louboutin shoes" we had never spoken about it earlier, and to this day she considers me as the antechrist
StormTheGates ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one happened to me just three months ago. I had recently moved to my new apartment, and decided to go out to Target to buy some supplies for the house. I bought my 150 dollars or so worth of stuff and headed home. My credit card was of course locked for going to a new location. I called the company the next morning to get it unlocked, and the woman asked me to confirm two charges at Target, a 150 dollar charge and a 330 dollar charge. In a hurry to get back to my life I just said "Yea sure whatever" figuring she was just an idiot, and resolving to check my credit card history online for the next few days to make sure. Well, no charge other than the 130 ever showed up, but 2 or 3 days later I was out buying stuff at Target yet again and spent 330 dollars.
Still not sure what happened, but I am looking for a way out.
Rozarik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 14, I was walking down the cul de sac to my friend Brandon's house. The entire time I was kind of whistling some random tune, nothing from any song. (I say "kind of whistling" because at the time I really couldn't whistle, but make a sound similar to it). I get about 50 feet from Brandon's house, and I pass a sweetgum tree, and that's when I realize .... something had been completely mimicking my pseudo-whistling.
I stopped walking and looked around, expecting to see some sort of creepy stalker following me, but no one was there. So I continued to walk and whistle and as soon as I started, there it was again; another voice was accompanying my tune. Which is the strange part because it wasn't any song, I was just making it up as I went. So the fact that someone could be following along with me through every single note was freaking me out.
So I stopped walking again, and just stood there. I heard nothing. But instead of walking, I decided to just stand and whistle, and I did. And once again, there it was; the same voice. But because I wasn't walking I had a better reference of where the noise was coming from, and it was coming from above me, in the tree.
I took a few steps back off the curb, away from the tree while looking up at it, trying to see what it was that was mimicking me. There was no person in the tree, no large entity or anything. But so I kept whistling and soon enough I spotted it.
It was this tiny bird. I have no clue how, in what way, shape or form it was capable of doing it, but it was the bird. I stood there for minutes trying to trick it with my tune, but it was just there, staring at me, and singing with my whistling and following every tune as if it KNEW what I was going to whistle next. And they were just random notes for the most part, and there was no delay in it's voice. It was singing as if it knew exactly what I was singing or what was going to come out of my mouth.
I whistled the rest of the way to Brandon's house, (about 50 feet), and I could hear the bird still accompanying my tune the entire rest of the walk there, and as soon as I got inside I explained to him what happened. I went to show him the bird, but it was gone. He was and still is my best friend, and he believed me.
But nonetheless, it was still mind blowing, and I'll never forget it. I just don't understand how anything could do what that bird did.
TheWolfofMibu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I'm paranoid.
zaymo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing too weird, but we were driving and some car cuts us off ... fast forward about 15 seconds and we pass the same car overturned on the side of the road.
Badhugs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
This bothers me still and i don't like to think about it. Here's what happened.
I was playing in a field with three friends near the bowling alley of my hometown. We were running around just being goofy. Suddenly we hear my mom yelling my name. When we look we see her standing there in a blue sweater, her red hair standing out as always. So we run towards the building where she is. When we rounded the corner by the doorway, she was gone. We looked inside...she was nowhere in sight. Asked around, no one had seen her. The four of us became worried because the way she yelled made us think we were already in trouble and now we missed her. We were late for something apparently and had no idea where she went or what she wanted.
So I rushed home, riding my bike those three miles as fast as I could. When I got there I ran in to find my mom. There she was, in an entirely different outfit. She never went to the bowling alley and didn't have a clue what I was talking about. In hindsight that makes sense...there is no way she would have known my friends and I rode that far to the bowling alley.
Who did my friends and I see and hear that day? It was my mom, same voice and tone, same appearance...but it wasn't.
Instant chills.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One weird one: flying home from Hawaii, I looked down at the ocean and there was a line as far as I could see dividing the ocean into two halves. It was black, and looked like it was slightly under the water. From horizon to where the window cut of my view, I could see this line. I don't know what it could have been.
One explained one: Driving home, facing the setting sun, I noticed what looked incredibly like 'dead pixels' floating in the sky. They didn't appear to be moving, they were the exact shiny/dark combo of 'dead pixel color', and for a second I thought I was utterly, utterly fucked. Then we passed a car dealership where a balloon line had broken. The dead pixels were just escaped helium balloons that were floating upwards as we drove towards them, giving the illusion that they were stationary.
AdamAtlanta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure it counts but my sister had an interesting story coming home from a missions trip to Chicago. For some odd reason they ended up staying at a rather old church complex that had living quarters. One of the women that went on the trip was taking a shower and grime started to come out of the wall. So they tell a teenage boy that went also to check on it. On closer inspection he found a door hinge on the shower wall. He opened it to find a dug out cavern. It led to a room where only a dusty grand piano was present. And he started to play it and freaked out the women. Muhaha.
imjustjack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to my mother when she was nineteen.
She was driving just around in her neighborhood, and she is pulling up to turn right at a red light. A large truck is beside her in the other turning lane. She has a sudden image of the truck falling over in her mind. She doesn't pull up all the way, light turns green, the truck turns, and it topples over.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once I was upstairs in my room, and I saw my mom start to walk down the stairs. I decided to also walk down the stairs, so I followed her down. As I was walking down, my mom appeared behind me.
taypat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try, Mr. Smith.
loganspencer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We did magic tricks in study hall in high school and loved card tricks. We got pretty damn good after junior year. People used to ask to see them and every now and then we would oblige. One day, I was getting badgered to show one and I really didnt want to, but they didnt let up. I got pissed off at the lunch table and decided to troll them.
I took out a standard 52 card deck and handed it around to everyone telling them to shuffle/cut it at will, never let me see it, and never let me touch it. I made them each do it a couple times and wasted 20 minutes. After all that, I told one of them to pick one card at random, show it to everyone at the table and put it back in the deck anywhere they wanted, followed by another round of shuffling/cutting (while I left the table and got food).
I returned to the table, asked if they wanted to shuffle anymore, to which they said no. Rolled my sleeves up, asked for the deck, tossed the whole fucking thing in the air and grabbed one card while they floated back down. Looked them all dead in the eye and exclaimed "THIS is your card, now leave me alone!" I meant it to be a simple waste of their entire lunch break to teach a lesson (at this time, we blew easily 30 minutes). Low and behold, their faces went blank and jaws dropped... It was then that I realized I plucked their card from midair. I quickly realized WTF happened, slammed the card down on the table and walked out of the lunchroom in awe of what happened.
To this day, I have never told them what really happened and it has gone down as legend. I simply maintained that it was my best trick and I will never reveal it. They asked for many encores and Ive never done another card trick in front of any of them ever again.
furrytoothpick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was dating my first girlfriend, I was feeling particularly down about something that day. I went to my rooftop and cried. I received a call 5 minutes later by my girlfriend explaining that she began to feel incredibly sad, ran to the bathroom and wept uncontrollably for no reason 5 minutes ago.
Alililele ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i'm from germany so my english isn't the best (be patient grammar nazis).
my story (i'll make it short):
i was walking through the corridor (not really my corridor...i don't have pictures of it so i'll take one out of the internet that looks similar) of the apartment building wehere i lived 6 years ago (i was 15 and on my way home).
as soon as i was at the 3rd door on the right, two guys where braking THROUGH THE FUCKING DOOR (they've beaten each other) and threw me on the ground (they didn't see me so i don't blame them). my head was bleeding and my hands were shaking. then, suddenly, i were standing at the spot where i stand just 5 fucking seconds ago. first thing i did: check my head...NO BLOOD...NOTHING.
now comes the part that still fucks my mind: i stared at the 3rd door on the right, hoping that something happens.(my body was shaking...i can't descibe that feeling...it wasn't fear..it was something different...)
!!!BAM!!! two fucking guys, beating each other where braking through the door.
i just stand there, shaking and sweating, don't knowing what i just have witnessed.
the one guy threw the other one back in the room and i RAN to my door. at home, i just wanted to be alone.
it is 6 years later and i'm still afraid of corridors.
i don't know what happened back then (it was some kind of "time travel" but only in my mind. the problem is that it felt so real...the pain, the feeling of the warm blood, the smell of the floor. EVERYTHING.)
so yeah...this is my "glitch in the matrix" story. hope you like it.
greetings from germany.
dRaven43 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:51:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger I was tear-assin' through familiar country roads to get to my girlfriends house to pick her up. About mid-way to her house was an old ghost town called Number 3 Township which consisted of some disused buildings and a 4-way stop intersection.
Upon pulling up to the stop sign, I see an old Impala and the entire hood of the car was smashed straight down into the pavement so that it was about 3 or 4 inches tall. I remember how strange it was that even the tires and rims were flat. And this was an old Impala. Metal. I can see that happening to a modern car if a good-sized bird lands on the hood, but not then.
The rest of the car from the unbroken windshield back was completely normal, except for the man sitting behind the wheel staring forward with both hands on the wheel.
I pulled through the intersection and asked through our open windows what happened and if I could help. He turned his head unnervingly slowly and mumbled that he needed jumper cables and then turned his head back straight towards the intersection like he was a cheap christmas toy programmed to do so.
I say something about how cables won't help him at all and tell him I'll go get help. Eight minutes later I return to the intersection, disbelieving girlfriend riding shotgun. Nothing remained but a pool of the various fluids where the flattened front of the car would have been. An impact like that, whatever it was would have surely damaged the pavement, but nothing. I got out and examined the still warm fluid (how a disturbing number of stories end). That's it, no explanation. It's like something landed on it and jumped away.
TL;DR - Hulk Smash.
Allakhellboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Watched Repo Man and this line came up:
Miller: A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
Otto: You eat a lot of acid, Miller, back in the hippie days?
Miller: I'll give you another instance: you know how everybody's into weirdness right now?...
And the next day at work I said in my head "It would awesome if I had some pizza..." and then they brought pizza for everybody in the office to thank us for doing a lot of overtime.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:53:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was at Camden Yards for a baseball game, I was about 11. For some reason I decided that I was going to stop the escalators with my super human strength, which is funny because I am/was so skinny. The escalators were super steep and completely overcrowded with people. I had no idea why I picked that particular moment to believe I had a superpower, but I did.
So I gripped the railing, flexed my muscle, and the entire escalator full of people lunged forward as the escalator came to a complete halt. People near the bottom literally fell down the rest of the way as others toppled behind them. Needless to say I was horrified.
Holy shit. I am not kidding. I just googled it and found this, this was it!
Anyone who has been to Camden Yards knows they have multiple escalators, only mine stopped. And I swear it stopped at the exact moment I grabbed the railing and flexed. And the craziest part is that when I say "flexed" I am literally just talking about squeezing the rubber and demanding with my mind that the escalator stop. In other words, its not like I grabbed it and pulled back or anything. I just kind of dug the heel of my hand into it.
Be careful what you wish for.
scoutsiren ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Not mine but my mother's.
When my mom was a Ph D. student at Cambridge she worked in this lab where she had to kill mice and do research on them. She HATED killing mice, and she hated all the weird ways she was supposed to do it, so she started getting this guy who also works in the lab, we'll call him Martin, to kill her mice for her. Martin's a nice guy, not a researcher but clever enough, however he's notoriously CRAZY into drugs. It was a time when that of stuff wasn't really a big deal; sometimes Martin said crazy shit and you'd just have to nod, smile, and then get back to work.
One night, someone at the University once introduced her to their grandmother at a party, she was a wizened ancient old lady from somewhere in east Europe and she'd be staying with her grandson for the past few weeks. She told my mom she'd seen her around the university and around the lab and she'd always seen this little boy around her, probably because my mother had such a "nice aura." There is no such boy. My mom's polite, but she's a scientist. She's used to crazy and has no qualms about writing off crazy old metaphysical crackpots so she thought nothing of it.
Weeks or months later, she's leaving the lab late and Martin drives her home. On the way he says "Oh hey, you know, kids really aren't allowed in the lab." Say what now? "Kids, you know? I keep seeing this little boy in the lab with you, playing near your desk and stuff. I know it's not DANGEROUS, but he really isn't supposed to be in there. Just thought I'd remind you." He also says he doesn't want to keep killing mice for her; she should transfer to the department that works with sheep because they don't kill them.
Since she was thoroughly freaked out, she did. That's how she met my father.
Saucyross ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:55:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A few friends and I are bicycling in Utah right across the border from Baker Nevada in a bicycle trip from San Francisco to Connecticut. We were stopped on the side of the road and one of my buddies decides to take a piss. He says, "I'm just gonna piss in this hole here." to which I replied, "I hope a badger jumps out and bites your nuts." Being a boy from Connecticut, I have never actually seen a badger and I am not entirely even sure what environment badgers live in. Mid stream a large weasel like creature, that I am 93.5% certain was a badger, grunts and lumbers out of the hole that my buddy is pissing in. He jumps back and says, "Jesus Christ, a badger!" In that moment I was positive that I summoned a badger with the force of my will.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:55:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
awhile back, i had a huge crush on this girl, alex, and was going on and on about her with my friend in my room. when we were eating dinner with my mom that night, she started talking about how she was working for a different alex's mom, an alex who I dated a few years back.
they'd started talking about how their kids had dated, and alex's mom went "oh yeah, I remember reading in her diary about how much of a crush she had on your son." (weird she read her daughter's diary, but anyways...)
it turned out my mom had gotten moms confused and had been talking to my crush's mom, not my old girlfriend's mom.
blew my mind at the time, haha probably read pretty anticlimactically on here though...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:55:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not me, but this did happen to a friend of mine's father in law. He was asleep one night, and had a really vivid dream about a casino he'd been to before. He pictured a slot machine, with the number 30,206 above it. He played, and won the jackpot. He woke up from the dream and kinda dismissed any real delusions of winning money, but still went to the casino the next day for shits and giggles. He gets to the exact slot machine he dreamed about, only the number above it says 30,197. He put some money in and pulled the lever. He lost. But the number did go up to 30,200. He put more money in, and the number went up to 30,203. Once more and it went up to 30,206, the same number from his dream. He played it and won the jackpot.
aBEARica ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:55:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah, another one. I was walking into the Walgreens (grocery-ish store, no idea how common Walgreens are) with my friend once, and turned around for a moment and saw a guy in a grey coat who looked like Fischer from Inception. I kept walking and got the weirdest thought of "what if I turned around and he was gone?", turned around a moment later and sure enough he was. This was a completely open parking lot, nothing but a few cars, and he wasn't leaving the store to go to his car, he was coming IN. My friend refuses to believe me.
jmone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:56:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 8 years old, my family had one of those big Astrovans. Unbeknownst to me, my dad had lent it to a friend of his for a few days and I happened to have a weird dream during that period.
The dream involved my family driving in our van down the road, when we see our van (a clone or something, dreams are weird) on the side of the road engulfed in flames. We slowly drove by and I saw a weird skeleton dude like from Tales From the Crypt in there.
The next morning I told my mom about the dream. Her jaw hit the floor and she said "did someone tell you what happened?" I said no... She informed me that my dad's friend had a horrible accident late last night. The car was totaled and he was killed.
Turns out I'm a psychic...
jb2386 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:57:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone else feel like we're all sitting around a camp fire listening to weird/scary stories? Sadly I don't have any marshmallows though. :(
lostmymindd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not quite as scary/amazing as all of yours. In fifth grade I decided to flip through a Guiness Book of World Records and landed on the world record holder for being struck by lightning the most times (I still remember his name even today: Roy Sullivan). About two days later, teacher comes in to class and decides that he would give an A for the year to whoever could answer a random question. His question... "Who holds the world record for being struck by lightning the most times". Of course everyone's hands shot up, just wild guesses by every kid. Somehow he selected me last (I figured the universe wanted a more dramatic effect). I answered, his draw dropped. I got an A for the year in that class :)
theubster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At school there was a set of stairs between my class and the building with the main lecture halls. I walked those stairs at least five time a day for two years. There were three on the top part, and four on the bottom part. One day i noticed that it took longer to get up the stairs. Now there are five on top and five on bottom. Fuck you agent smith.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On a night OP in Samarra, Iraq, 2004. Just my squad and I sneaking around through the darkness... We enter a two-story construction site through the front door- the only door. I'm on the roof with my team leader and the rest of our guys are spread throughout the building... A couple hours pass and my team leader goes downstairs to check on our guys... Moments later he comes back, bounding across the roof- almost in a panic... We have to get the fuck outta here- NOW, he says... We go downstairs to the entrance and my squad is stacked up and eyeballing a trip-wire connected to an RGD5 handgrenade and an SA7 warhead positioned at shin-level across the very door we entered the building through- and which had been watched, intently, by my other squadmates.... We helped each other over it and left in a hurry... It still bothers us. How the fuck did it get there?
Edit: 2004, I think. We got back to Germany in 2005... head trauma. All the dates run together... One of many glitches in the matrix that happened to us.
0sseus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:59:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
took 11 hits of acid
gozarthegozarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wanna tell us what that is like?
PattyOLanterns ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was on my computer, and getting pissed off about a fly buzzing around. I'm not very proactive so I continued my reddit business. When all of a sudden two flies both flew in front of my screen and collided in midair falling on to my keyboard. The three of us sat there stunned for a few seconds and then they both flew off. It was really interesting.
Glitch198 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:01:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 11 years old. I was in the kitchen giving my dog some food one night and he was right there waiting to eat. After giving him the food I went directly upstairs, where I went into my parents' room to get a blanket real quick. As I went into my room which is right next to my parents' I see my dog sitting in the furthest corner of my dark room as if he had been there for a while. My dog at the time was about 12 years old and blind.
TL;DR My blind dog could teleport.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:03:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Levitated at a 311 concert.
Vertigo666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:04:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger, I had several, vivid dreams which then played out no more than 2 weeks after. They were always very mundane things- riding a bus, talking to someone, but it would be somewhere I've never been before, and someone I've never met.
I haven't had one since the beginning of high school, although recently I've had some weird ass dreams.
philip142au ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:04:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
(in 1999) I went to New York for the first time and stood directly between the two world trade center buildings and looking directly up and I said "There's going to fall down some day" and had a strange feeling, and I looked around just in case anyone noticed me saying that, then I continued on with my look around NY.
Of course its strange looking backwards, now that they have fallen down, but then, it was just something I said because I was looking up and they were so tall and I was imagining what it would be like if they fell.
You can either see it as strange or a co-incidence, or there's no meaning in it at all.
Awesomator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:05:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
In 8th grade my friends and I had many glitch in the matrix moments. I remember once my friends and I were measuring out a graph on a large piece of construction paper. My friend was standing above the sheet that was on the floor. I asked my friend to pass me the sharpie to make a point on the graph. When he threw the marker he missed me and hit the piece of paper. We were angry at him for fucking it up until we realized the marker had landed and made a mark exactly where we intended to draw a point. Still brags about it years later.
Web3d ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:06:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My bedroom duped an item RPG style. I was gaming, looked down on the floor where a few game cases where laying. Saw a game, looked up on my shelf, saw the same game there too.
I know someone else didn't leave it there, I was an only child and I never had guests over. Still can't explain it to this day. Ended up trading in both copies weeks later.
It was 007 Agent Under Fire for PS2.
Edit: Typo
Trombone_Hero92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:06:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not really a glitch or whatever but definitely a weird happenstance. I was with a friend for a week over the summer to go camping for a week. (we had been joking and using the 'I accidentally the __________' all week). When we get back to his house we escalate the I accidentally the coke bottle to earth, the galaxy, and when I say "I accidentally the universe!' His cats start fighting, something falls and the refrigerator breaks. we have never said it since.
brouhaha5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:07:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This, by far, is one of the most interesting things I've browsed on reddit...
itsme_timd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:07:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My mother had a ring that belonged to her mother that she wore all the time. One day she was bowling and the ring got in the way so she took it off, not sure if she put it down or what but eventually she goes to put the ring back on and cannot find it. It was very sentimental to her and she had all her friends search for it as well, probably 2 hours of searching. Eventually she quit looking and went home crying.
A few years pass and my mother is going through a box of old family things. There's this beaded purse/wallet thing in there that belonged to my grandma, my mon starts smiling and joking about how she remembered my grandma carrying the wallet many years ago, she opens the wallet and there's a small coin purse in it. She opened the coin purse and the ring that she knows for a fact she lost at the bowling alley years ago was in the coin purse.
TL;DNR - My mother lost a ring at a bowling alley that showed up years later in a purse that had been nowhere near the ring.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:08:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ever heard of the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics?
http://science.howstuffworks.com/science-vs-myth/everyday-myths/parallel-universe2.htm
Any time an action is taken, an alternate universe exists for any different actions that could have taken place instead.
i think it has glitched on me 3 times.
driving home from a long day of skiing with my best friend, mom and sister all asleep in the car, i doze off on the highway and wake up AS i'm drifting across the center lane directly into an oncoming car. barely time to react and get back in my lane. sent chills up my spine when i thought i was ~2 seconds away from instant death.
another time i had made some food in the oven before bed. i think i was home alone. i randomly needed to get something downstairs. i go down in my boxers ready for bed and notice the oven is on. turned it off and i get this weird deju vu feeling and the thought of my house on fire popped into my head.
lastly, new years eve 2010 i am DDing a bunch of friends to a bar. heading into an intersection (green light) this oncoming douchebag starts taking a left directly in front of me. reflexes completely took over and i jerked the steering wheel to swerve around him. completely missed him. i was IN the intersection when we started to turn and we were going ~40 mph.
i think these experiences are times when an alternate universe version of myself died in accidents and the universes glitched out so i get some sense of it. the new years eve one was probably a rare outcome, i never have fast reflexes LOL
tl;dr i cheated death 3 times.
HappyFlowerPot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:08:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For the endurance readers since this is already buried.
My friend had to move into a no-pets apartment, and I offered to watch her dog. One day a while after I let him out, I was walking by the front door and saw him running an a wide arc and up the steps. I opened the door and was surprised to see that he wasn't there... Stunned, I stand there for a few seconds, then witness him run the exact same wide arc path to the doorway.
A few weeks later, I was working the fuel kiosk, and I could tell by the way someone held their bank card whether or not they would have trouble getting the pump to read their card. I would leave the kiosk and approach the pump just as they tried for the third time and for a "please see cashier" message. I'd step up and slide the card and it always worked.
During that same day, I also saw a shadowy figure in someone's SUV. it looked more like a 2D shadow pasted in the window rather than a figure sitting on the seat. It was staring straight at me, with a wide, bright smile. I only saw it out of my periphrial vision because I had a sense that I should not look directly at it.
Also there was a very mischievous atmosphere, like Shakespeare's Midsummer's Night. There was also an entity trying to entice me to steal money from the register, assuring me that I could easily steal it and that I was certain to get away with it. I was convinced that I would not get caught, but refrained on moral grounds.
Here's where the physical phenomenon happens: A customer approaches after pumping fuel to get $5 change. There's a line, and right after I'm finished with the customer directly in front of her, I pull up her pump, cash out the transaction, grab a Lincoln and put it in the tray and slide it across. as I was doing this, some conversation is going on, and she turns to talk to the guy behind her. it's a few second before she faces forward and asks for change. I say it's in the drawer. She says it's not. I thought that perhaps she retrieved the bill with her back turned to con twice as much change. This was really weird, since I had just finished the transaction and put the money there.
She ended up going to customer service to complain, and a short while later another employee came out and told me I'd be spending the rest of my shift in the store. I guess she was pretty mad... I don't know where that $5 went. frickin' faeries flew off with it, I guess.
Weird stuff like that started happening more and more, and two weeks later I was in a psych ward, and heavily medicated.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was trying to read this Reddit post and my screen went white, beeped, and shut off.
mrgatorboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Only my left socks go missing in the wash. Seriously, it is odd.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:11:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once put two bic lighters in my pocket, regular sized, one red, one yellow. Sometime later, an orange mini-bic appeared with the others. Maybe the Matrix thinks lighters can make babies.
jaxxon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:12:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure this will be buried and nobody will read this but here goes.
For a few years, I had the same dream all the time. In the dream I'd walk up to a campfire where an old Indian was sitting and poking a stick at the fire. As I approached, he'd look up and after a moment he'd say, "come back when you're ready." It got frustrating after a few years because I kept dreaming it and he kept saying that. Anyway, I had the dream often enough that I became quite familiar with his face, in detail. Scars and everything.
Anyway, fast forward a few years. I'm exploring a small museum in New Mexico and come across a painting out of the way on the wall around a corner -- and freeze in my tracks. My heart jumps. It's the Indian from my dreams! I have no doubt whatsoever.
I asked the museum host who the painting is of and they told me it was a medicine man and close friend of Kit Carson -- who happens to be my great great great great grandfather!! Kinda freaked me out.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:12:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have only dreamt once in my entire life. It was a really simple dream. A post-man knocks on my door and says "Your great-grandfather is dead". The next day, we get a call saying that my great-grandfather died around the time that I had been asleep.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:12:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Last Spring Break nine guys and I (a guy) went on a 6000 mile road trip for skateboarding on the west coast. Of course, being the idiot I am, I volunteered to drive the night shifts for a few of the nights. One of these nights, we're coming up to the Four Corners out in the South-West and we hit a four way stop, with one of those blinky red lights that makes everyone stop. Anyways all of a sudden this semi comes out of no where and smashes, and I mean this car explodes apart, in the lane to my right. Holy crap right? So I quickly turn my head to see if my friends were awake and started to unbuckle to see if anyone is alive (I assumed not) from that car. When I turn my head back to see the accident, nothing is there but the car in the lane, now going across the road. Weirdest event of my life.
TL:DR - Saw a car get totalled by a semi. Turned to wake my friends up so we could help out. Turn back to look at the accident and the car drives off, no sign of semi or accident.
Xenri ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:16:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tebow.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:19:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
See I'm a skeptic. I am really and truly a skeptic which makes a series of memories really fucking hard for me to deal with.
I've seen a lot of people talking about de ja vu. I have a had a few experiences that all happen somewhat similarly.
When I was 18 and a geek, naturally I had an internet girlfriend in canada (true story), so anyway... I was chatting with her and I asked her what she did with her ex-boyfriend that had wronged her. At this point in time my vision turned a little dark and I looked at my hands as they were typing and they hit ENTER. So what they'd typed was "<janet> i for" which was weird... then she didn't type anything for a long time... the next thing she typed was... "How did you do that?" because evidently she was typing i forgave him when that text popped up on the screen. It was IRC so I had typed what she was about to say in the format that it would have shown up in the chat.
My vision went a little dark and purpley (how it always happens) and I heard my phone ring and answered it and it was my friend and he told me that he had some problems and needed something printed and asked if I could help... then my phone rang and it was THAT friend (whom I'd not heard from in months) and I said to him exactly what I'd heard him say to me.... silence. Then he said that was verbatim what he was about to say to me.
I have numerous other weird stories. Maybe Ive got some kind of brain damage... I can't really explain them.
Wild_Stallions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:19:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was smoking a cigaret in my backyard, for some reason I lit another while I was still smoking the one and put it down on the arm of a lawn chair. My brother passed away a couple years ago and I was thinking about him. I walk inside to get some water a minute later. When I walk outside the other cigaret is gone, I use a flashlight to look all around, nothing, just the concrete, pool, and lawn chairs. There was no wind that night even if there was its wouldnt have rolled far.
hardcoreflautist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:19:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I posted this in the subreddit, but I need some answers as to what this could be. I'm not really sure what to make of this, it's something I've never told anyone before for fear of looking stupid. I'll start with my most outstanding and weird. I was ~8 years old. In my school system, the gifted and talented students got together at one elementary school instead of going to school that day. It was in a basement of the elementary, and there was a door in the computer room that led directly to a staircase outside, which most of us used as we weren't actually attending that elementary. I loved that class, it's part of a program that's supposed to challenge us and teach us more than the usual, (going to the philharmonic, learning language and history we wouldn't learn in our regular classes, job shadowing, essays, and other cool stuff) and it was one of the days where we were just going cool logic puzzles and worksheets. I had unfinished work and adhd, and was having a ton of trouble focusing, so the teachers sat me down in the computer room right next to the class to finish in peace. I remember sitting at the computer and after a few minutes, distinctly thinking the following:
I thought it was just my mind wandering, so I let it go, but I did write it on my paper. After all, I don't have a purple coat, I don't have a dog that gets out, and it's the middle of August. I got a puppy in a month. And I almost forgot all about it. The dog started to run out when we opened the door. Winter came, and one day when my aunt dropped my cousin off before work, the dog ran out. I ran out after to catch her, it took an hour, but after getting my coat all wet and my feet all cold, I got her and was ready to go to school. My aunt accidentally left her coat, and my mom suggested I wear it since it would be warmer. It was a purple coat. Nothing really clicked in my mind yet, as my eight year old mind wasn't really retaining much from august. I walked down the staircase, through the side door, looked at my teacher and just said, "I'm sorry, my dog got out and we had to chase her before I could leave.". The feeling I got at that moment was kind of like deja vu, but so much stronger and a little terrifying. I went into the main class and the lady was passing our papers back. Since we only went to this special class once a week, there was quite a build up of papers, reaching back to august. I remembered the note I made on that homework. If it was there, I knew the future. I waited so patiently for my paper to come, nervous and sweating. After I finally got the paper back, I looked for my note. I could see where I wrote it. The impressions were still in the paper. It had been erased. I went up to the other teacher and asked why my note was erased. She told me not to write on my work if it didn't pertain to my work. I was shocked. It's happened several times since then, where I just make up these oddly specific stories and then they just happen months later. I try not to make up any stories now, and my mind is even having a hard time not making one at this moment. I'm terrified that I'll make up someone getting hurt on accident, and then it'll be my fault. I don't want that to happen. It's horrible to think about.
PeppermintSwirls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:20:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back in 2008, my family took a vacation up to Mt. Hood in Oregon. On the way down the mountain, we stopped at Little Crater Lake. I remembered being here as a little boy. I remember the logs at the bottom, and the ~2' long shallow muddy bank followed by an immediate 30-foot drop off. I asked my parents when they took me here last, and they told me I had never been before. It's hard to forget water so incredibly clear...
Joemonkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:21:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know I'm late to the party, but I read this entire thread, thought I had an example to give, couldn't remember what it was, clicked out of the thread, clicked on about 30 more reddit threads, realized I remembered what I wanted to post, and as soon as I clicked on this... forgot my example...
aliens
bunnygurl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:23:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can sometimes hear the thoughts of others, or at least it seems that way. It may just be that we are having the exact same thought at the same time, but it's not like there's a situation and both are reacting the same way to it. It is often just both are in the same room and I just look at the person, and I hear a thought and at that exact moment the person says it. I've even heard my own thoughts come out someone else's mouth.... again, not with prompting and not with some situational thing.
mao_neko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:34:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thought sharing, I call it. It's not telepathy as you see in movies etc, but more like two people momentarily being in sync - impossible to tell if either party is the 'sender' or 'receiver'.
It's happened to me a little, but only with close friends or family. So I could dismiss it as merely sharing similar thought processes... but I don't know, sometimes my friend will ask me "Guess what?" and there's just something in his voice that makes me latch on to the right conclusion.
Annoyingly, it's far too infrequent to actually nail down as some sort of real phenomenon. I'd love to be able to control it somehow.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:26:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know the sudden impulse to look at a clock? For a year or two in my early teens, every time I did that it would be exactly 11 minutes past the hour. It would happen at random times of the day, right when I'm spacing out. There would be this sudden nagging feeling to find a clock and look at it, and sure enough it would be 11 minutes into the hour. Freaked me out, I thought I was Donnie Darko.
deathonater ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:33:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me at least once every other day, and the time is always 12:34, or 13:37
OrlandoDoom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:28:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was the night before easter and I was about 5 years old.
I was sitting on my parent's bed, thinking about He-Man or something when I decide to go talk to my mom who was washing up for bed in the bathroom down the hall.
I was in there for no more than 3-5 minutes before returning to their bedroom ahead of my mother. My father was at work, my grandfather who lived on the 3rd floor was away visiting his sister, and this was a year or so before any of my siblings were born, so in short, we were the only two in the house.
So when I returned to the bedroom, it was COVERED in balloons, other decorations and gifts. All arranged neatly. Streamers taped to the ceiling. Balloons framing the mirror, bedframe, and windows. Nothing that could have possibly been done in the timeframe.
To this day, some 25 years later, it still baffles me. I've asked my mother before and she just smirks. I'd press the issue, but I'm not sure I want to find out that my mother is a witch. How the fuck else could that have happened?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:32:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I must have been 4 and my mom had taken my brothers and I over to McD's to get some lunch after a trip to the library. My mom parks right out front so she doesn't have to deal with carrying my little brother too far. We go inside and enjoy our meal and then we get back inside of our red minivan which is parked right out front. I look on the ground and notice that there is a library book that we had not checked out. I ask my mom about and she doesn't know where it came from. Then my older brother notices that there is a cup in the cupholder even though there hadn't been one there before. We start noticing all of these little changes in the car and then finally we step out of the car and check the license plate and it is wrong. We start freaking out because this is exactly where we had parked except now there is the another red minivan in the spot where we had parked ours. We look around the side of the building and see another red minivan. We go over and check and sure enough it is ours.
cornmealius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:32:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've told this to countless family members and friends, and they never realize the confusion I felt during this..
I woke up around 3 am in the morning, I went downstairs to fill myself a glass of OJ. I chug it, leave the OJ on the counter instead of putting it back in the fridge. I go back upstairs and to my surprise, my door is closed when I could've sworn I left it open. I open it and I swear on my mother and father that I saw MYSELF sleeping in the bed, just how I was right before I woke up.
I don't remember anything after that, I woke up 10 am in the morning and I ran downstairs to see that the OJ and glass were still on the counter. Fucking WEIRD.
Edit : I've done countless research on this, and I think that "out of body experience" might be the closest way to describe it.
aohus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:33:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Here's a crazy story that was largely ignored by the press, but was picked up and investigated by Dr. John E. Mack, Pulitzer Prize Winner and Harvard Professor of Psychology discussing the phenomenon of alien abductions.
Basically it went like this. A UFO landed near a playground in Zimbabwe, and was witnessed by private school children. They saw entities coming out, and described them like the typical grey alien that you see in pop culture. The children felt like they were being told telepathically that there was great danger ahead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgZE8s0hBRQ
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Edward_Mack
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:40:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
excellent alien evidence
theonetrueduddy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:33:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have this recurring situation where whenever I experience deja vu the part I "remember" usually involves pain, and the funny thing is that whenever that does happen I often narrowly miss being hit by something or etc.
NoShftShck16 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My buddy collected Apple products. He always had some disposable cash laying around and instead of upgrading phones he would just start a new line. Anyway, he had an OG iPhone, a 3G and a 3GS at the time. He kept getting ghost calls on his 3GS from the other lines, even while we were looking at the phones. It happened couple times a month but only rang once or twice and stopped.
So one day this happens again and he manages to pick up the 3GS and says "hello? Hello?! Weird, nothing there" and the line cuts out right as the 3G starts ringing. Its the number from the 3GS (first time it ghost called one of the other devices), he picks up and hears himself say what he had said on other phone.
We both got a little freaked, threw the phones on the ground and went for a nice long walk before trying to forget about it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Here's some:
When I was very young I had a nightmare about the hellcats from Ghostbusters coming to my window. About 3 months before the movie came out.
A girl was once telling me about her high school teacher in california, who was a big nerd. For some reason I said I could picture him wearing a tie filled with blue fluid and fake fish, and she said that he wore that tie all the time. She grew up on a different coast and had never mentioned him before.
I also once was falling asleep at a Boy Scout Camporee when the kid in my tent and I simultaneously woke up and sat up in our sleeping bags from the weird dream we had both had of a blonde girl's face that turned into some grotesque clown caricature. He started telling me he had this weird dream about this blond girl he had a crush on, and I realized I had had the same dream.
Cutsman4057 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This isnt my glitch story, but it is a friend of mine's. So apparently he had been having a lot of fucked up dreams at this time (He was in middle school I believe). One of these dreams was walking down a long road to a 4 way intersection. There was always some dark mysterious figure in the middle of the intersection, but before he was able to confront it, he would wake up in a cold sweat. One time, he got close enough in the dream to see a dark shadowy figure in the intersection pointing to another dark shadow on the ground. From what he said, he got horribly blurred vision and felt like he was going to puke. He woke up, and suddenly knew this intersection and where it was. He walked to the intersection at around 3-4am, and in the distance he saw a dark shadow on the ground. He approached the intersection and discovered that it was a black cat that had been horribly mutilated and dissected and left there. Not roadkill, but what looked like the remains of some sick experiment. He has no recollection of what happened next or how he got home. The next morning, he woke up in his bed, and his brother barged in his room, telling him that he had had a very strange dream that he (my friend) was in an intersection pointing down to a shadow and crying.
He told me this and I nearly shat my pants. He hasnt been the same since this happened.
x4n7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one is going to blow your minds, or at least it blew mine and it continues too. A while back, I must have been around 12 or 13, my family and I were driving along in our car when we came to a stop light (bummer) my mom yelled back something along the lines of "look at their wheels" and sure enough, the car next to us had spinning wheels. (I had never seen them before) This was all quite interesting to us kids and we ended up pointing at them for some reason, and for a long period of time.
I guess a guy inside of the car in the back seat saw us pointing and, at the stoplight, got out of the car and looked at his tires. We all speculated as to why he did this, maybe he thought we were pointing out that they were broken. I don't know.
Fast forward to a while later, maybe a couple months ~ a year. My family and I are on vacation in Florida, I live in Kansas BTW, and once again we are in the car. We are driving along as usual when my dad announces that we are low on gas and he is going to fill up. When we get to the gas station there is a car like previously mentioned (I can't remember if it was exact) that had spinning wheels. We pointed it out like last time, and then a guy gets out of the back seat just like before and looked at his tires. We all wtfd really hard, because it was the same guy, in Florida.
erockjr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Had a really strange dream a couple weeks ago:
I was in a Taxi, driver had long thin hair, and big nose. Said he was going to Colombia to visit his family. For some reason I felt like I knew him really well. I woke up early on that Saturday morning (9ish?) and decided to check my facebook from my cell phone. This is not a regular occurrence, something I rarely do.
A really old friend of mine from NY whom I haven't seen in 9 years has a status post of how his plane is delayed in Miami (where I live). I give him a buzz and we meet up to catch up and shoot the shit about the past. I tell him about my dream and he cracks up, thinks up pullin his leg. He's an Egyptian, and his nose is gargantuan. Takes up literally 33% of his face real estate. Great friend BTW. I show him around South Beach and he's looking to get a little high before his trip to South America. He was flying to Peru and then Chile.
We hail a Taxi, the driver is Colombian I shit you not, with long thin hair, and he hooks up with a heavy dime bag (more like a half eighth). He was going to Colombia to see his family so he didn't want to keep most of the weed he picked up. Give him a ten-er and a tip and smoke up. The most amazing and strangest experience I've had in quite awhile. My friend is literally shitting bricks on the way back to his hotel on how close my dream was to what actually happened to us that day.
TL;DR: Had a dream, basically came true that same day, got stoned with an old friend.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:35:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid my family and I were eating at an outdoor Mexican cafe while on a road trip. At some point my mother and sister got up to browse the gift shop wares and my father went to the bathroom. As I sat alone at the table a stunningly beautiful woman came over to me, said something, smiled a massive smile, then walked away. I literally blinked and she was gone. I searched everywhere for her throughout the ground because I was so infatuated with her. To this day I think she was an angel.
spitty3448 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:35:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Two odd incidences:
1: 8 years ago- Girlfriend (now wife) was a trip in florida. I dreamt about it- saw from her perspective, that she was sitting right above the wheel well, that the bus they had used got a flat tire and were stuck, in very vivid detail down to who was in what seats near her, explained to her the next day and they indeed had a flat, she sat above the wheels, and was spot on the descriptions of passengers all around her. No similar connections have happened since.
2: 3-4 years ago: My apartment in college had a nice wood fireplace, in the winter I'd get that thing roaring hot with a decent stack of logs. One day after it had been burning for several hours, one tumbles out, rolls off the brick area onto the carpet, burns through it instantly. I picked it up with my bare hands, carried it back to and place directly into the fire without receiving a slightest burn or even singe-ing the hair off the back of my hands.
neocelt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:35:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My brothers and I were taking a road trip to go rock climbing in New River Gorge with my 3 brothers. I had a bad feeling about the trip and chalked it up to my being nervous about climbing. But deep down I knew I should not go. My mother had the same feeling as we were leaving (I was 17, my brothers were 15, 13 and 25) and I just attributed it to her being nervous about all of us leaving to do something dangerous. As we were driving, 4 hours into the trip I get tired, too tired to drive. I knew I should pull over and let my older brother take over. He starts driving, gets up to 75 mph, just then, a semi truck, merges over top of our car, pushing us off the road, into the ditch that separated the two highways, and into on coming traffic. The ditch was so deep we got about 6 feet of air and hit the other side careened into traffic at (I'm guessing) 65-75 mph. Missed hitting an 2 oncoming cars by inches. so close we could see the looks of horror on the peoples face who we almost killed. made it across 2 lanes of oncoming traffic, and stopped when we hit the guardrail on the other side. We were bruised and car was bent, more like twisted, from the jump. but alive. I have always listened to my gut from that day forward. It has never lead me wrong. EDIT:spelling
Funktapus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:35:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A buddy of mine knew I was doing well in engineering school so he asked me where he should throw the beer pong ball to get a bounce shot off the refrigerator as a joke. I take a look at the fridge and tell him 'Slightly to the right of that emblem' (I was half bullshitting). He lobs it at the fridge, completely not where I told him and misses the shot. I take a sip of beer, say "No, like this," throw, hit the fridge exactly where I said and sink the shot.
Nobody saw but me and him.
contranigma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:36:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I worked with a guy called Glen one summer. Then the first year of college he calls me and asks if I want to hang out. I decline. A short while later I get a call from a guy that sounds like him and I assume it's him and we talk for like 10 minutes before realizing we don't know each other. A while later I want to call the guy I worked with to see if he wants to hang out. I go through my numbers and call what I think is his number. A guy picks up, we talk for like 5 minutes, then I'm not sure it's him, so I ask him his name. He says Glen, so we talk some more. Then I realize it's the stranger I talked to before, he just has the same name and voice as the guy I think I'm talking to.
TL;DR: Have two different conversations with the same stranger after mistakenly thinking I know him.
Kind of similar...I was running in the park and a girl came running toward me from the other way. I though it was this girl I knew, Madison, so I smile and wave. It wasn't her, but we did a loop and crossed paths again and got to talking. Her name was Madison, too.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:36:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can probably categorize most of my "glitch" moments as confirmation bias (damn confirmation bias always kickin' serendipity's ass) but they are still odd. I have a habit of always looking at the clock at 3:33, both AM and PM it happens all the time...kinda weird.
Elphonse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:36:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As of late this doesn't happen much, but when I was younger I would get insane trips of Deja-Vu. What happens is I get a quick glimpse of something, usually something insignificant, like I see some people and a desk, or a room of sorts. It last for about 3-5 seconds, I look around a room and then its over. I have a couple examples.
First when I was about twelve, I lived in Reno, NV. I'm not sure if they do this anymore but they had an event called Hot August Nights, where people from around the country would bring in their classic cars and show them around town. Well about a year before this event, I had a small vision, I was in the back of a classic car, it was night, and I looked to the left and I was seated next to my mom and another person. On the back of the seat in front of use was a large patch (at the time I remembered the exact detail, now its a bit fuzzy, something like a large red classic car in a family crest type design), and I saw a man with dark hair driving. I looked back to the right and saw a sign lit up with an upcoming concert at the event center, we slowly pass it then the vision is over.
Well, skip ahead about a year later, we find out some family are coming down, bringing their classic car for the show. They wanted to stay with us, we agreed, and the night of the cruise down the strip they asked if we wanted to go. We all pile in the car, and head down the strip. I didn't notice the patch at first, but there is a feeling I get a few second before I get Deja-Vu, I looked to the left, saw it was my cousin and mother, started looking back to the right saw the patch, saw who I now knew was my uncle driving, then saw the exact same lit screen showing the upcoming concert. All I did when this happened when I was younger is close my eyes, it always freaked me out, I just wanted it to stop.
In this same fashion I have foreseen jobs, and friends, places. Years in advance, before I even knew them. I was in my freshmen year of high school, I envisioned a small classroom with a small 6' x 6' stage in the middle, that stood about a 1' high. I look around see some people with large sketch pads and I'm sitting next to someone, I look at him and he makes a odd face. Fast forward 4 years, I'm in art school, in a life drawing class, the stage was for the live models, I look to my left, see all the people with large sketch pads, and there is my best friend I have today. Freaked me out yet again when it happened.
Normally when this starts happening again, I try and change what I remember happening, I never succeed.
tl;dr - I'm The Oracle
Sorry for for the horrible writing, I have an american education.
AMISHassassin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:37:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When i was young we lived in a house that was heated by an old wood stove. Dad always warned us "don't leave anything by the stove when it's lit". We had a blue fold out couch in the basement. One day my friend slept over and we pulled out the couch into a bed for him. We leaned the cushions on the stove while it was lit just like we shouldn't have. the cushion started to burn during the night and the fire alarm went off, my dad ran downstairs and grabbed the thing and probably prevented the house from burning down. The cushion had a large orange burn mark forever after that that contrasted strongly with the original dark blue. We changed towns a few times and I grew up a bit and my parents split and remarried and I started high school and the dam couch in the basement wasn't even a memory anymore. One weekend my dad wanted to go fishing, it was an excuse to be with his kids, divorce is rough on dads. We went up into the mountains and pitched our tent and cast our lines and sat at this lake. We swam a bit and drank soda and roasted marshmallows, it was warm and beautiful. One morning I woke up early and went for a walk around to the other side of the lake to see if the fishing was any better and just as I stepped on the crest of this little hill not even that far from our camp I saw this beautiful little brook, a tributary for this mountain lake and there sunk about halfway in the mud with its orange burn mark facing me like it had been waiting for me on top of this mountain for years was that dark blue cushion.
NedlytheEighth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:37:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriend and I were going to this thrift shop, and I was texting a friend of mine as we walked the probably 3 blocks to get there (I swear to God, I was, and she remembers it too. This is important). We were there for maybe 10 minutes, then on the way back, I couldn't find my phone. We assumed I must have left it in the shop, so we went back and couldn't find it. We retraced our steps, and both remembered me texting in one exact place on the sidewalk. We went there; still couldn't find it. We gave up and went back to the car, and there it was--in the car.
Kihtra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:37:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was around twelve, I was playing in the snow on my front lawn. I was all alone, but it didn't seem to bother me. Suddenly, I see my moms car driving down the street and into my driveway. I quickly make a snowball and throw it at her window, right before she opens the garage.
And then I woke up to the sound of the garage opening, safe and sound, in my bed. I rush to the window to find that it had snowed the night beforeโthe first snowfall of the year. I walk downstairs very confused, and when my mom walks in she mumbles something about someone throwing a snowball at her car and running off before she could catch them.
I'm still confused about it to this day.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:38:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger, about 1984/86ish, my sister came into my room at some point in the middle of the night to ask me what the planet outside was. I was quite into space and she thought I would know.
Thinking she was probably seeing some kind of weird reflection from a window , or maybe a small sattelite flying overhead, I walk into her room, look out her window to see a HUUUUUGE jupiter over the roof of the house across from us, complete with bands and massive red eye storm.
We just stood there looking at it for at a while thinking WTF, then eventually went back to bed. i asked people the next day if they saw it, but no-one did. My sister and I talked about it over the years, asking people and looking online about it, but there is no information.
Shared hallucination? Mind control? I dunno WTF it was.
Image of how large it was with me and my younger sister looking at it
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:39:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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miss_j_bean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This freaked me out!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:39:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in second grade and our teacher was out watching us on the playground. For some reason I looked over at her, and when she did I saw her just kinda fuzz out and cut in half, like lag where her upper body was half a foot or a foot behind her lower. She was like static-ey and lagged in half for a fraction of a second, like just an instantaneous thing, easily shorter than a blink. Think of a hologram going slightly static-ey and lagging for a brief second, thats what it was like. I remember I just stopped playing hand ball and started freaking out and asking if any of the other kids of my class saw it. No one knew what the hell I was talking about, so I just gave up on it. But it stuck with me to this day.
OutofH2G2references ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:39:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As a child, my parents ALWAYS introduced me to everyone that ever came to our house. I was taught to shake hands and say "Hi, I'm myname. What is yours?" This was a rule that could not be broken. One night when I was 7-8, I had a bad dream about being old. I went out to the living room to talk to my Dad who always used to play with legos with me when I had a bad dream.
This time, we got the legos out but there was a man in a chair. I went to introduce my self, and to my surprise my dad shooed me away, got out my legos and proceed to talk to the man instead of play with me. The man and my farther talk for sometime about things I don't understand and neither say a word to me. It was weird, but I was young and the legos were fun and eventually I forgot the whole thing and went to bed. Never thought about it again.
Fast forward 12 years.
I head to bed one night after having a beer or two with some friends and immediately start, from what I can tell, lucid dreaming. (I've never had a dream this vivid since or before) In the dream, I am sitting in a chair talking to my dad about what I have done with my life. He is happier than usual and very interested. In the distance I hear a young person calling for him. He gets up, walks out of the room, and returns a minute later with me as a child and box of legos. Young me approaches me, my dad shoos child me away, young me goes and plays with legos. My dad and I commence talking about the danger of the butterfly effect and how everything could change if we spoke. He insist we wait until young me falls asleep to continue talking about the future. Then I woke up.
I woke up absolutely convinced I had time traveled or the ghost of Christmas past decided he wanted to take a of season shift. It took me a week to rationalize it and still gives me the willies just typing it out.
TL;DR - A strange man hung out in my house with my dad when I was a kid. 12 years later I found out I was the strange man and we weren't allowed to talk because it would mess up the space time continuum.
Hamadaguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:40:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have Deja Vu more often than my friends, but I apparently do something a little different. I have consistently have had dreams where things happen with people I don't know, in a place I've never seen. Then any amount of time later, I'll have my deja vu moment, exactly as it happened in my dream. Does this happen with anyone else?
TL;DR I have future-telling dreams
CoolerHeadPrevailing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:41:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
First post! A couple years ago, I was travelling to Montreal to visit a relative. After arriving at the airport I took a bus to a Metro station closer to the city. At this point its about 1 am, and the station is just about deserted. There's one guy on the same platform as I, or at least he's the only other person I notice. He's young, wearing dressish clothes and looks subtley Middle Eastern. Here I am alone in a big city I've never been to before, in a sketchy subway station at a late hour and oddly having this guy close by is kind of comforting. He just looks like a nice person you could talk to, but of course I don't think anything of it, and go on my way. Fast forward to a week later and I'm at the airport to return home. I go to a self checkout, get my ticket and head for the gate. As I pass the tellers of the different airlines I glance over and see THE SAME GUY manning an Air Canada ticket desk. I'm pretty sure I walked past him wide eyed with my jaw wide open, hoping he might recognize me. He didn't. Its weird, because from the moment I saw that guy his image stuck with me until I came across him again. He was one of the first and last people I saw during my trip there...weird.
tl;dr Canada is even less populated than you think....
PsychoBugler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:41:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream when I was younger that I found an important document (after having lost it weeks earlier.) I couldn't find it no matter how hard I looked when I was awake. In the dream, I got out of bed in the morning, walked over to a huge stack of papers and shuffled through them and I found what I was looking for. I looked up and out my window there was a raven on a bush and then it flew away.
Moments later, I woke up. I did exactly as I did in my dream and found the paper I was looking for. I then looked up as I did in my dream and the same damn raven flew out of the bush. I tripped multiple balls.
impiaaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:42:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's nothing, really, and while I'm sure I've had many moments like that, this one comes to mind: one night, filling the bathtub, I cannot stop myself from seeing compression artifacts in the bath water. You know, like the blockiness in a really badly compressed JPEG. Freaked me out.
soadogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds of me of "glitch in the matrix" more then any of the others.
stealthshadow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:42:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got a blank text message from my number with a time stamp or 11:50pm 12/31/2032. I've had a sticky note with the date and time in my wallet ever since.
soadogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well at least now you can plan around your death.
stealthshadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just know that when that day inevitably comes - I will not be in the best mood.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:43:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was pretty young, about seven or eight years old, I was in a scouts camping trip, in a cabin for the night. I was pretty tired so instead of getting snacks just like all the other kids, I climbed into my bed. I sat down on my covers watching everyone eat and talk. Suddenly, everything was dark. Everyone was in bed. I heard someone snoring. I was in the exact same position as before sitting on my covers. It was as if time just skipped ahead. My head was full of fuck. I looked at someone else's watch and about 4 hours had gone by. I fell asleep, confused. The next morning, I asked people what happened to me the other night. They mostly just said stuff like "Nah, you were just eating snacks and we told stories and that was it. Don't you remember?"
acidfingers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:43:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One night partying with friends I drank WAY too much, and have a very hazy memory of things as the night progressed. I ended up crashing in the host's guest bed, which was made up with nice sheets and whatnot.
In the middle of the night, I very clearly remember waking up with that awful "I'm about to throw up" sensation, and as the flood comes up through my throat, I try to grasp my hand over my mouth, but that does nothing to stop the stream of vomit. It just sprays everywhere over the bed sheets. I felt so awful, but in my drunken haze I simply just laid back down in my vomit and went back to sleep.
I wake up the next morning, slightly hungover, but sober from the night before, when I realize what happened during the night. I feel around the sheets with a huge weight of shame for spewing in their bed, but to my surprise, the sheets were perfectly clean and dry. The throwing up was so vivid in my mind though that it couldn't have been a dream. I've never had a dream be that real to me.
I questioned the host after I got up and dressed, if they had washed the sheets and somehow put them back on me, since that was the only logical explanation I could think of, and they claim they never did anything like that. To this day, I still can only think that they somehow are the nicest person and did all of that work to save me from the embarrassment of puking in their bed, even though I highly doubt that they actually did.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:45:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was walking down the street and I felt someone tapping me on my right shoulder. I look over but there's nothing there, and my friend who was on my left didn't see anyone.
veruus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:46:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
In high school chemistry I solved a molar equation to 6 decimal places in my head in about 2 seconds. Received many WTFs for that one.
graywalker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:46:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know this will get burried, there are so many weird things that have happened in my life, it's hard to keep track of them all. but, every once in a while I will be able to understand any language spoken. now, I know a few words in a smattering of different languages, and I remember enough of my German from high school to barely understand it spoken. but catch me at the right moment and with a language i have no functioning knowledge of, and I will fully understand any phrase spoken or written.
azgeogirl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:46:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I dreamed about my first boyfriend several years before I met him.
The dream: I was having sex with some guy (if I saw his face in the dream I don't remember it) who had long hair. It was in a blue room with its own bathroom and a sliding glass door to the back yard. After we were done I crawled into the bathroom because I was so sore. I tried to find some sort of pain killer and lube just in case he wanted to go again.
The reality: My first bf had long hair. He lived with his parents in what had been the original master bedroom. It was blue, had its own bathroom and a side door to the back yard (though just a regular door, not sliding glass). He was rather well endowed so I was sore from him frequently and would have to take ibuprofen afterwards. I can't remember when it was that I remembered the dream and how close it was to that situation, but definitely a startling realization.
As a side note, I have read about half of this thread already, and my mom's dumb dog keeps growling at the dark hallway. Fuck.
InsanityIsFun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:47:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This guy I knew in school brought a deck of cards to class one day. Jokingly, he asked me to guess the top card. I guessed it right...five times in a row. The look on his face was of utter shock. I have done the math so many times in my head. The odds of getting it right were one in 312 million. 312 FUCKING MILLION.
deathonater ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:09:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
According to those odds, if everyone on Earth tried to guess, about 23 people will get it right.
pimpernel666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:47:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As of now, I do not know what kind of nightmares I will have, but I do know I'm going to have them. Thank you, reddit.
US_Eh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:48:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One weekend in high school I was home alone and went out to get food. I came home and the side door was slightly ajar and thought huh maybe someone is here(though that door does tend to not close) but that's not the point. I walked down to the laundry room to see a coat fall from about eye level middle of the room to the floor. Fucking freaked me out...never found out where the hell that coat fell from
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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US_Eh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:10:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well I hope he's not too cold. He could probably use that coat. My house gets pretty cold at night
timotheophany ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:49:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 10 years ago. I worked at this pizza restaurant as a cook, making pizzas and calzones. One day I went inside the walk-in freezer and let the door close behind me (it has a latch handle on the inside too for safety). I was going to get a couple blocks of mozzerella cheese to run through the grater. Inside the first cardboard box I opened was, as expected, blocks of cheese - but only half as many as there should have been. The rest of the box was filled with loose playing cards, and brand new packs of Bicycle playing cards still in their shrink wrap. I went and found my manager and showed it to him. He said that was especially strange because he had just sent another employee to pick up cheese from one of the restaurant's other locations nearby - because there were literally no boxes of it left in the freezer. The box I opened, however, had literally been sitting right there in plain sight - no way he could have missed it. And the guy had no sense of humor, I don't think this was any kind of prank on his part. And yes, the box had been sealed up with packing tape from the manufacturer.
tl;dr: a box filled with half cheese and half playing cards mysteriously appeared in the walk-in freezer at work during the 5 minutes between when my boss had last been in it and when I went in there to look for cheese
batcat123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:50:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry about my broken English.
Alright, it was about 18 years ago, I was around 6-7 years old. Itโs about 8-9pm at night, My Mom and I was on our way to visiting my auntโs house, about 2/3 way to her house, my mom met a old friend of hers, so I go ahead without her. I remember thereโs a short cut if I follow the train track not the road. So I did.
Unfortunately, someone had built a wall between the train track and my auntโs neighbor, I thought the wall had to end somewhere, sure enough thereโs a small hole about ยฝ miles ahead. So I go thought the hole and start walking toward my auntโs houseโs direction, thereโs only moonlight I canโt really see anything at all.
But I can heard the sounds water flowing, and see really small pieces of moonlight reflecting on the water, and as I keep going a small mound blocked my way, I climbed over it and saw a dim light from far away, I start running toward that, as I getting close to the light, I can hear my aunt and mom yelling my name, so I answered it, and they found me and got me home.
My mom told me I was missing for 4 hours, and the whole thing feel like only 30min. The next morning my aunt took me around her neighbor, ask to show her where I went last night, we fund the hole in the wall, but couldn't find the mound, or any stream, in fact there's no stream/laker within miles. The place I should be its construction site with giant hole is the middle.
deathonater ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:54:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of an H. P. Lovecraft short story called 'The Thing in the Moonlight'. You should definitely read it when you've got the time.
batcat123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:59:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, i just checked it on wiki, it sound really interesting, i will definitely read it.
darkman21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:51:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Great thread brother
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:53:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have two. Both are incredibly strange and mystifying and I don't quite get them. At least not yet anyway.
1 - This one is a bit more paranormal I guess, but it was such a weird experience. I woke up at about 4AM in the morning, looked around my room - at this time I slept with the TV on, noticed Scooby Doo was on Cartoon Network (episode with the fat genie in purple).
For whatever reason I was sleeping in my jeans. I turned around and started to close my eyes when a wave of complete fear inexplicably washed over me like a bucket of water. It felt as though someone was in my room...and then they started tugging at my pants by the belt hoop. Then I felt PRESSURE on my head, and this strange sound that can only be described as the sound of trains passing, a jet flying over head, grinding metal, all garbled like an old tape. I screamed, it went away, parents came running. Most people would argue I was dreaming, but I know I wasn't. I've never experienced anything like it. Weirder still, I was in school that day, I heard that sound again in the auditorium, but no one else seemed to notice. Next time I heard it was in August of this past year, surrounded by even more craziness, but I'll save that for if people are interested.
TL;DR: Ghosts fucking with my mind. Or maybe I'm crazy.
2 - A year later I was in my photography class and we were putting together a project where we had to take 4x6 photos of a classmate in close up's and then piece those close up's together. While I was working with mine, some woman I assumed was faculty came in and started telling me how my project looked better than the teacher's sample. We were talking for a bit when she told me to stand up. She started hovering her arms over me and said some things about how balanced I was, that I'm really laid back and "receptive to energies". She suddenly PUSHES me and my reaction surprised her because I didn't stumble. She started going on about how it's great that I am close with my mom and dad. Then, she practically goes "Alright brohammer, have a great life" and FUCKING LEAVES. The substitute teacher comes over to me and says "who was that woman?", to which I respond with "I have NO CLUE".
BONUS CONTENT: Right before leaving, she was talking to some other kid I was half friends with who wore gothy/hipstery/emo clothing and spiked hair. He went to her and said "ME NEXT!". She said he needed to stop accommodating for his lack of personality through his disingenuous fashion sense and, basically, get a grip with who he really is.
I was just fucking baffled. No one knew who she was, and she didn't work at the school.
TL;DR: Some random woman who came wandering into the school and into my photography class, started chatting me up about finding your center in a spiritual sense, chi, etc, and then bamfed.
sub_xerox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:54:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So I was walking down the road, and saw a stranger walking his dog, whistling. So he turned the corner, and as I was walking across the pedestrian crosswalk, I turned the corner as well... and he was gone. Gone. No trace of him. There's no where you can go, it's a road that goes straight for a good kilometre and the trees are too thick to get through. It was strange. Here, I drew a picture for you guys!
wafflesforlife ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:55:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of these stories, especially the dream ones, remind me of this theory I learned about from one of the History Channel's 'The Universe'-type shows. The theory was that our perceived reality is actually just a three-dimensional projection of the information contained on the surface of a black hole. I wonder if some of the predictive dreams could be considered a sort of premature manifestation of said information. Anyone know more about this? This post will likely be buried, but I figured I would mention it.
ffffuuuuffffme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:56:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OP are you mayhahpse Karl pilkington?
pmid85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:57:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About four years after [Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said] was published, [Philip K. Dick] was at this party and he met this woman who had the same name as the woman character in the book, and she had a boyfriend with the same name as the boyfriend character in the book. And she was having an affair with this guy, you know, the chief-of-police. And, he had the same name as the chief-of-police in his book. "So, she's telling him all this stuff from her life, and everything she's saying is right out of his book, so that's really freaking him out, but ya know, but what can he do? And then, shortly after that, he was going to mail a letter, and he saw this kind of, um, dangerous shady looking guy standing by his car.
"But, instead of avoiding him, which he said he usually would have done, he just walked right up to him and said, 'Can I help you?' and the guy said, 'Yeah, I ran out of gas.'
"So he pulls out his money and he hands him some money, which he says he never would have done. And then he gets home and he thinks: well, wait a second, this guy can't get to a gas station, he's out of gas.
"So, he gets back in his car, he goes and finds the guy, takes him to the gas station, and as he's pulling up to the gas station, he realizes: Hey, this is in my book too... this exact station, this exact guy... everything.
"So, this whole episode is kinda creepy right? And he's telling his priest about it... describing how he wrote this book and then four years later all these things happened to him, and as he's telling it to him, the priest says, 'That's the Book of Acts. You're describing the Book of Acts.'
"And he's like, 'I've never read the Book of Acts.' So he goes home and reads the Book of Acts, and it's uncanny. Even the characters' names are the same as in the Bible..."
["The Book of Acts takes place in 50 A.D., when it was written, supposedly. So Philip K. Dick had this theory: that time was an illusion, and that we were all actually in 50 A.D. and the reason that he had written this book was that he had somehow momentarily punctured through this illusion, this veil of time, and what he had seen there was what was going on in the Book of Acts. And he was really into Gnosticism, and this idea that this demi-urge, or demon, had created this illusion of time to make us forget that Christ was about to return and the Kingdom of God was about to arrive. And that we're all in 50 A.D. and there is someone trying to make us forget that God is imminent. And that's what time is, that's what all of history is. It's just kind of this continuous daydream, or distraction."]
Musick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:57:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not so much a glitch but still really weird.
So my junior year of highschool I am hanging out at a friends house with a few buddies playing smash. I just happen to look at the far wall to notice a laser pointer dot bouncing around. I watch it mildly amused for a while before turning back to my buddies and making some comment about who has the laser pointer. Turns out everyone is zoned on the tv and after asking again no one knows what the fuck I'm even talking about. This house is in the middle of nowhere so it is highly unlikely it would be coming from outside. Still puzzles me to this day.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:59:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was spending the night at my friend's house one night, and we both randomly woke up at the same time. Without saying a word to the other, we went into the kitchen, and I stood there waiting while he used the bathroom.
While I was waiting, I saw a glowing doorway on this wall that had no doors on it. And yet, I felt compelled to walk through the door. I tried to, but instead I just walked into the wall, and felt stupid.
A minute later my friend came out of the bathroom, and walked into the wall at the exact same spot I did. He said he swore he saw a door there.
jaxxon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:04:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Surely this will be buried but anyway...
When I was a kid, I lived near an AM station antenna. I listened to the station a lot, actually. Loved the music and became familiar with a few of the songs. Anyway, I was hanging out in my room one evening and suddenly, one of the songs popped into my head with unusual clarity. Not like remembering a tune usually, but as though I had just tuned it in from the beginning of the song with every nuance. I was listening along to the tune in my head and suddenly realized it must be playing on the radio. I turn on the radio, and sure enough, the song is playing and is exactly at the spot in the song where it was in my head.
etalocohc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:04:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have two stories...
First Story - I was on summer break and went on trip back to Taiwan to visit relatives with my family. This was about 4-5 years ago? Anyway, I had a dream one night that I had been standing in a warehouse, and when i looked up i saw a light (the typical warehouse lights that we usually see). The longer I stared the faster the light started to swing like a pendulum like someone had started to shake it. Then as I looked around all I saw were just boxes brown carton boxes everywhere. These started to shake and fall over.
Fast forward to about noon I'm about to go to lunch with some family friends at a restaurant. As I sit down there happens to be a newspaper next to me that had an article about the day before (night time when I was sleeping) talking about an earthquake that had occurred in California. Approximately the time I was sleeping was the time the earthquake had occurred in the morning in California. The strangest thing was how the newspaper had been placed and out of all the articles, my eyes landed on this particular one. Oh, and guess what the picture next to the article was? The picture of the warehouse that I had dreamed about. Crazy.
Second Story:
I used to live in Houston, TX when I was growing up and my family and I used to make trips over to this "China-town"-like type of area. People here drive like they're chasing zombies and you can find all sorts of crazy.
This particular event occurred when I was about 11 years old. So, the night before I have a dream about a "T-section" that our family normally crosses on a weekly basis. I dreamt that my family and I were involved in a terrible car accident at this particular section because some crazy head ran a red light. Next day as my family and I are on the way to get some lunch we're waiting at the light at this "T-section" I had dreamt about. When the light turned green, I had scooted up to the end of my seat and I told my dad "Don't go yet". About 3 seconds lag time into the light my dad steps on the gas and about 2 seconds later this car comes speeding down the street perpendicular to our traffic flow. The light had been red but he ran it, my dad in a split second steps on the break when I yelled "STOP" and the car nearly T-bones our sedan.
This was so scary because I was on the side where the car was potentially going to collide. My brother was about 8 at that time. To this day at every light even though it's green I still let it lag a second or two to look both ways because that scarred me for life. That day I learned - people are crazy and that dream just saved my whole family.
ScaryFatMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you have a gift...?
kungfoolove ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:04:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My sister and I went to Busch Gardens once when we were in Florida a couple years back. Recently, we went to Florida again with my cousins. We decided to go to Busch Gardens and my sister asked if I had ever been there before and I told her that I had gone there with her. I even told her about a conversation we had about their roller coasters, but she insisted we had never gone there before. I asked my parents and they didn't remember either. After the trip, I went home and fished out the tickets (I like to hold on to these kinds of things) and showed it to them. They still didn't believe me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:08:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Somehow I feel this is the first part of a glitch that has yet to be completed. My mother is an extremely religious person and fully believes in the power of the devil and how he is trying to win over every soul he can. One day about 1.5 years ago she calls me telling me that while she was doing the dishes she looks out the window and sees a black dog on top of the house behind hers. The dog was just standing there, on top of a house with no windows leading out to it, and there was no ladder or anyone around that could have put him up there. Supposedly he was very calm but giving her a deep look straight at her. So obviously she starts praying. My mother is a very smart and reasonable person with no mental health problems. After she finishes praying she calls her cousin who lives about 600 miles away. Her cousin is also a very religious person. After my mother tells her cousin about what she had just seen, her cousin tells her that it is the devil letting her know he is alive. And tells her she had seen a black dog a few days earlier also on top of house behind hers, also calmly looking at her.
Of course I at first thought they are so religious they'll see whatever they want to see. I want to make clear that I consider myself an atheist.
Fast forward about 6 months later I was at a party celebrating new years (2010-2011). At about 3am I am walking to my friends car with his girlfriend and her mom who wouldnt let any of us drive. We were drunk but not wasted since it was a family party. We were in New Jersey and that new years eve had been a very cold one with snow from a few days earlier still around. As we get to the car there is a white dove under the car behind the right front wheel just chilling there. The closer we got it would not move. It didn't seem hurt or anything, it was just sitting there. We had to almost touch it so it would walk away slowly, never flying away scared like a normal bird would. We thought it was weird, specially a white dove, but thought nothing else of it and went home. About 3 days later my mother calls me. I had not mentioned this to anyone since after it happened we all just forgot about it. My mother tells me (she also lives about 600 miles away) that she was just coming out of church and there was a white dove seating on her car. The same thing happened, she got closer and closer and it would not fly away. She also had to almost push it so it would fly away. I was blown away by this story when she told me. I told her what had happened to me and she just told me it was a sign from god.
I really do believe this is not over and I am kind of scared what the next thing will be. Maybe it has already happened and I have not talked to my mother about it.
legend233 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:08:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I drop a pen near furniture it falls into The Void.
eelie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:09:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a similarly small but unexplainable happening. I was killing time before grocery shopping with my family by playing with my dog in the front yard, tossing around a bright red rubber chew toy about the size of a softball, but oblong--in other words, large, bright, and fairly unmissable. I accidentally overthrew it and it rolled under my stepfather's Ford F150. When I bent down to see under the truck and retrieve the toy, it wasn't there. I looked all around the truck from every side, looked in the gutter near the end of our short driveway, searched all the grass in the yard within a fifteen foot radius, and even shimmied my way under the truck to see if it had somehow gotten stuck on something under there. It was nowhere to be found.
I was confused but didn't think too much of it. I let the dog back in and my family and I piled into the truck. As we were pulling out of the driveway, I saw, in the exact spot that the truck had been parked over, the red toy, standing on its end in the driveway, perfectly still as though someone had set it there precisely.
TL;DR - Watched a red rubber dog toy roll under a truck, where it disappeared. Approximately three minutes later, it reappeared exactly where I had seen it roll. Not too terribly unsettling, but if it was the work of some unseen cosmic entity, it would be just mundane enough to be overlooked.
Pontifier ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:09:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was young, I used to have a recurring dream that there was a small door on the stairs in my house. I could travel through this door into a reversed version of reality where I had different friends and various adventures. I had this dream about once a month for years, and a few times years later as well.
Fast forward 25 years, and my 2 year old son plays on those stairs... He had been playing with a deck of cards, and when I went to clean them up one of them was pushed halfway into the wall right where the door in my dream was... I kind of freaked out...
It turns out that right there you can slide a flat playing card down the wall all the way past the steps till it drops down under the stairs.
TL:DR My son found part of a doorway from my childhood recurring dream.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:09:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This'll get buried undoubtedly, but:
Okay, so I'm a film fanatic. I love independent films, and the only independent film theater in my area is about twenty fives minutes away. So, my friend and I ride over there to watch some movies and shit.
Long story short, we followed directions from Google Maps all the way there. Now, because this was our first time there, we figured to just follow the directions back, but in the opposite direction. Simple, right? Well, that day I learned that Google Maps is simply a portal to MindFuckington Land.
We followed the directions back opposite to what we followed there. But, for whatever reason, it kept sending us further and further off the path. We did this three times in a row before we realized that there was something wrong. We simply mentioned it the first two times, but on the third we thought, 'No, fuck! This doesn't make sense!"
Long story short, what the fuck, Reddit? Can anyone explain to me how that could be? Lets say I tell you to take a right and then a left; to follow your way back, you would take a left and then a right in order to go back, right?
Any explanations or am I just stupid? I've mentioned this to many people and everyone else is confused as well. Am I missing something simple?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This perhaps?
Maybe one is called /r/NoSleep North the other is called /r/NoSleep South?
sim9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:10:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had this exchange happen last month:
Apartment handyman knocks on door: "Hey, it's Joe, I'm here to fix the window"
Me, opening door: "Hey Joe, come on in!"
Joe, looking at me extremely skeptically: "Thanks, but... uh... how did you know my name?"
"Haha, because you just told me!"
"No, I didn't"
"Yeah, you did?"
With a deadly serious expression on his face, he says "No, I seriously didn't."
"Oh. Huh. Well... let's take a look at the window..."
I suspect the old guy was probably just trolling me, but... that's not exactly the only odd thing to ever happen to me...
flight404 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:10:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I dont have lucid dreams except for that week I tried nicotine patches. Otherwise, my dreams are fairly normal. However, one night I dreamt my mouth was full of dust and I was trying to spit it out. Woke up to find myself propped up on my arms spitting onto my pillow with impressive zeal.
Twas a curious event. That was early in the morning on Sept 10, 2001. Didn't really think much of it until the next morning when I woke to news of the WTC towers collapsing. On the television was plenty of footage of people covered in white and grey dust, trying to rinse out their mouths with bottled water.
If the spitting incident had happened the actual morning of 9/11, would make for a much more interesting story. Sadly, I was off by about 28 hours.
TL:DR, my quantum egg was me empathizing with 9/11 survivors by spitting on my sweet down-filled pillow.
SaltyCinnamon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:10:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A few years back, after leaving a party at a friends house, I was driving along the road maybe about 60 feet behind another car. Off to the right, I see a white cat chasing a black cat right into the path of the car ahead of me. Before I knew it, the black cat is hit by BOTH driver side tires and rolls a good few feet before coming to a dead stop. "OH MY GOD!" I say to myself, knowing I just witnessed such a gruesome event and that the cat was pulverized. Even though I was sure that it wouldn't be a pretty sight, curiosity got the best of me and I had to pull up next to it to see what damage had been done.
I open my door and look down at the lifeless animal for a few seconds until completely out of nowhere, as if something from a movie, the cat swiftly fixes its gaze directly on me for a brief moment and springs to life, proceeding to finish its run across the street before vanishing into some hedges as if nothing had happened. The white cat also seemed to disappear, leaving me completely dumbfounded to what I had just witnessed.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:11:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:22:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Paragraphs, man, paragraphs.
Press.
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Twice.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:28:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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gamemaster257 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:11:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was young, my favourite game was Super Mario Bro's Special on the Game Boy color. I one day wanted to sell a bunch of games so I can begin saving up money for an xbox, so I decided to sell almost all my gameboy color games, and I ended up selling SMB. Later that day, I noticed my mistake and I was devastated, and I was depressed for about a year or so (That game was the entirety of my childhood, I have beaten it 10 times or so, with the special levels beaten and without losing any lives in some cases). A year or so after selling it, my parents are out of town and my sister is at work, and I'm in my office (Basically my gaming pad) and I hear the door open. I look and yep, the door is open, but on the table is the fucking game with a sticky note with a heart drawn on it. It had all my saves and progress, and no one was home for hours afterwards.
Snowsickle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:12:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I probably arrived here too late, but here's a story my mom likes to tell.
Her dad (my grandfather) had just passed away the week before. In the middle of the night, I apparently got out of bed (half-asleep at the time) and woke her up to tell her "daddy's all right." Here's where the mindfuck begins: I never called my dad or my grandfather "daddy" - that was what my mom called her dad. I was also something like 4-5 years old at the time so this profound statement really surprised and comforted her. To this day I have no idea what might have spurred that comment.
mizzlematt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:12:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A couple of years ago me and my cousin were sitting at a stop light in my car. I begin singing a song (I can't remember what song) and then think, hey why don't I just turn on the radio? When I turn on the radio the same song I was singing was on, and at the exact part I stopped. Me and my cousins minds were blown...
Roll3d6 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:12:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My dog jumped the fence during a storm and ran off. After spending the day looking for her, I put an ad in the paper for Lost Dog. The evening after the ad ran, I had a dream about the dog and I remembered the house had an "X-pattern" wood lattice panel on the side of the garage. The next day I got a call from a family that had found my dog about 3 miles from my house. When I went to pick up the dog, the house next door had that exact lattice panel on the garage.
tombaban ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:13:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I always remember this back when I was in first grade. I dreamt a neon-green T-Rex with glass claws came and walked up and down my street as I watched from my window. The next morning my mom asked me if I wanted to help clean up glass at the end of our street which had never happened before. This freaked me out very much. However I could never figure out why this happened until I put together that our next door neighbors were 1) heavy drinkers and 2) assholes and most likely threw their beer bottles at the street. Still though, I can imagine that neon-green T-rex..
Tomble ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:13:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My wife got home one night, and a couple of minutes later said "I don't know where I put my car keys". I said that they couldn't be far away, it was a pretty substantial keychain and she'd just driven home, then unlocked the door to come in, so they had to be in the house. We never saw them again, and that was years ago. I'm still baffled by it. I looked everywhere for those keys after she lost them.
phoisgreat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:14:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in high school, I used to wear this smoky quartz crystal on a chain around my neck. One day I noticed it had fallen off my neck and was gone. 9 months later, we were all sitting in the park next to school, and my friend reaches into the grass and says to me, "Isn't this your crystal?" She hands it to me, and it was indeed my crystal, a little worse for wear (it looked like it might have been mowed). I think of the odds of that crystal lying in the grass for 9 months and then being found by a friend while I was there was really strange.
caimen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:14:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once saw trash can lid completely flip over 180 degrees completely on it's own when I was about 10 years old. No wind or anything else around. Both step dad and mom witnessed thought I had picked it up and thrown it on the ground while they weren't looking. In the same house me and my step brother went to go get a toy out of a toybox, we both swore my toy helicopter had shrunk to almost half it's original size. My mom just thought we were messing with her. Those are the only two completely unexplainable things I have seen in my life. Seen other things in that house too, but nothing that couldn't have had a reasonable explanation behind it.
luft-waffle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:14:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once woke up from an awesome and restful sleep to what sounded like artillery going off in my head. Nobody else heard anything. Probably exploding head syndrome.
alex4point0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:14:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I went to visit some friends at my old job in William St, at the end of a rare day off. I rode there, I ride a bicycle most days. I was a bit tired and fell asleep in the foyer, and was dozing on and off. At one point a person's name came into my head, I don't know what the context of the dream was. I suddenly realised I could search for it and googled the name.
I found a database of customer records, about 1.4MB, belonging to a cosmetics company in the US (I'm Australian.) I have an .xls of it at home somewhere. They could be dummy/sample records, I haven't tried calling anyone. Yet.
tl;dr: hacked a website in my sleep. edit: moved here
KingLiberal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:15:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I remember this distinctly: I was angry or upset at my parents and for like the millionth time, I decided I was running away from home. As I am walking down my road, I look to the right where there is a little clearing between houses hidden between the trees. I see something I have never seen before: there is a guy standing there and he's looking at me but then he gets down on his knees and opens up what looks to be a trap door sort of thing in the ground and climbs in. I cautiously go over to investigate after working up the courage a few minutes later and there is nothing there at all. I freak out and run back home.
I should have a look into it sometime when the snow melts and see exactly how far down the rabbit hole goes.
doeman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:15:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back in 2006 I was driving from Alaska to Washington State. I was somewhere up in the Northwest Territories (can't remember exactly where) and was about 70 miles from the next town, basically in the middle of absolute nowhere It was mid October, cold, and the sun was nearly down. As I was driving I noticed a figure in the opposite lane so I slowed down a bit and was shocked to see an old man dressed like -- no joke -- a Gandalf style wizard. He looked ancient, he was bent over, and didn't even look my direction. I sped up and continued on my way ... I don't know what he was doing or how he got out there because like I said, this was in the middle of NOWHERE.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:16:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The number of times TV has spoken to me isn't even funny any more. By which I mean, I'll say some innocuous phrase, only for it to be repeated by a character on TV a second later - I'm not talking lines from Airplane! or anything else that would be expected to cause this, either. Or I'll ask someone a question, and the TV will answer it.
But the freakiest one was when myself, my friend Graham and his sister were watching some kids Saturday morning show together, and he's pissing around, kicking his sister in the back of the head - not violently, just being an annoying little brother - and such. Finally, she snaps and shouts "Graham, stop mucking about" at which point one of the presenters on the show looks directly at us, points to camera, and says "Yeh Graham, stop mucking about"
Can't explain that.
thorstad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:18:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
July 4th, circa 1991ish. I'm 17, in Ohio. I have a car and a license to drive it, but I'm going to see the fireworks in my hometown with my good friend Kate, and there's bike trails from my house, maybe three miles.
Stop for a smoke and a chuckle. She's in the woods taking a pee.
A fucking mountain lion walks into our clearing, looks at me, and pads away into the suburban forest.
'Never spoke of it until now.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:18:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure this has happened to a lot of people
When I was a kid, about in 6th grade, I woke up one morning and went through my entire day up until I had to get on the bus. The moment I walked up the stairs on the bus, I see my best friend with a bloody nose and what not. He told me he got beat up at recess when he went to get the ball for us to play four-square. I got occupied with the tire swings and figured he went to do something else. But This is why I didn't see him the rest of the day because he was in the office. I told him I wished I would have gone with him to get the ball.
Then I hear my mother scream "Get out of bed you have school!"
Yeah, I woke up and went through the day all over again, but it was different. Here's where it get's interesting, I changed things from what the day would have been.
Here are some examples: In First hour in the morning: A girl fell off the back of her chair from leaning on it in and got a concussion the first time through the day. The second time through the day I walked over as it was about to happen and caught her chair. She said thanks.
Around lunch time I remembered that I hated the spicy food. So I packed a lunch early that morning. Fuck yeah PBJ.
Last recess of the day. I was in the 'loser' group of friends all throughout school until the bullying died around high school. So me and my friends got picked on a lot in middle school. The first time through the day, my friend got beat up at recess time for trying to get one of the basketballs that NOBODY was using. I didn't hear about it until I would have gotten on the bus. The second time through the day I knew what was going to happen, I went with him to get the ball this time. Sure enough, the bullies pushed my best friend down to the ground as he picked up a basketball out of the cart. I punched the one of the kids, it was two vs. four from this point on. Me and my friend held them off pretty good until the recess lady came to break it up, but we still 'lost'. Even though I knew I was bound to get beat up if I went with him at the end of the day, I still did it. He was my best friend, and this had to be the most memorable mindfuck I'd ever experienced.
Funfact: this friend of mine died 2 years ago in a car crash. He was speeding and couldn't make the corner... one other person died in the crash out of the four, the other two made it out ok. Didn't mean to be a buzzkill, but if anyone sees a relation that I don't please let me know.
TL;DR: I went through an entire day all over again from when I woke up that morning. Edit: By a lot of people, I mean just the going through the day all over again thing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's insane. Sorry for your loss .
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it's stranger than shit. And thankyou :D
Dashing_Haberdasher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:19:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This thread, man.. just.. fuck..
Is anything even real?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:21:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to hang out on a site called fazed.org and I was talking with a group of people about synchronicity and trying to get "glitch" stories. One guy talked about how when he was young he never knew his dad. One day when he was in his teens, he goes to some pond at a place about an hour away and with his Beebee gun starts shooting the water. One shot ricochets up off the water, across the pond, and hits a passerby in the head. The passerby? Turned out when he went to check on him was his biological dad. They struck up some conversation and have been hanging out since
14domino ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:21:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the only reason I'm not an atheist. When I was about 8 years old I got a gift from my aunt, I can't remember the name of the game but it was some sort of board game with little mice that had pieces of cheese. The pieces of cheese were actually little dice. Since we were not that well off it wasn't often that I got gifts / things to play with so I was very careful, but one time after playing I checked and I was missing one of the dice! I counted and recounted very carefully. I clearly remember putting all the dice in the box completely by themselves, and I remember checking the crevices/folds of the box; there weren't actually really any notable folds. I divided the dice into groups and there was clearly one missing. I was a fairly smart kid so I doubt I had miscounted, the number of dice was something between 10 and 15, it's hard to screw that up even at 8.
Anyway, I was very sad and I closed the box (with only the dice inside, everything else was outside) and I prayed to God really hard for a few minutes, then I opened the box, and now there was a full count of dice. Never been able to explain that.
TL; DR: quantum tunneling dice
ismonkah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:22:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one isn't mine, but a professors I had a few years back. She used to work in Hollywood as a continuity director. One day she was opening her mail and accidentally opened mail that was intended for the previous tenant. It was an official document stating that her mother had died and she needed to settle the will. Horrified at the fact that she hadn't checked the address, she calls her landlord and gets the previous tenants number. My prof gives her a call and explains the situation, apologizing profusely for her negligence. The lady interupts and says "is this a joke? I had lunch with my mother today." confused, my prof apologizes and says it must have been a mistake and sets the letter on the counter to show her husband. The next day she receives a distressed phone call from the lady. She says "Karen? I need that letter. My mom passed away last night.". The letter was never found, and her husband was out of town so he couldn't have thrown it away. Every time i tell this story my eyes water and i get uncontrollable goosebumps.
igors918 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:22:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe I'm telling this because it makes me sound batshit crazy. When I was about 12 or 13 all of my friends started getting CD systems, you know, the kind with the two tape decks, single CD or multiple CD changer up top, two detachable speakers on the sides. Well, finally my parents broke and got me one. Nothing high end, but decent. Eventually, the motor in the CD player gave out, but now and again you could spin the disk to start it up and it would catch. I found the trick was to basically just power it down and back up. That being said, I usually used my CD player by clicking the power button.
So one day, I'm listening to a CD and realize I have to get ready for something. Turn off the power to the whole unit. Jump in the shower and when I get out, the speakers are buzzing at this weird high pitch. All of a sudden the first 9 seconds of the theme from "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly plays over my speakers. The buzz then returns. Then a pop. Then silence.
My CD player went back to working and it was fine. No idea what happened. I always assumed that the radio function picked up a signal. But the thing was, I had the power off....that's my glitch...i'm 31 and I remember clear as day.
flyguysd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:22:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 10 years old I had a dream that something evil was coming down my hallway. I couldn't see it, but was paralyzed with fear. Suddenly it turns the corner and comes into my room. There stood at the foot of my bed a bone white man in a black cloak. He suddenly grabs my legs and I wake up. One year later I was watching a show on Discovery, back when they actually had shows you could learn from, and they talked about the same guy that was in my dream, along with an old hag that does the same thing. Apparently these two have been in dreams since ancient China.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:22:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
5288 comments in so this'll get buried but I have two.
1.) A little computer I used all of the time in the early 80s (TI 99/4A) had no grill above the cartridge slot. Then one day it did, they all did and they all always have.
2.) My parents never had a paper cup dispenser next to the sink at their house. One day not only did they have one, but it was old, yellowed, an a little dusty.
JeffertonAlive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what the fuck dude
likebigbuttons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:23:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is going to buried but whatever...
A couple months ago I was staying at One King West hotel in Toronto. It used to be an old bank that they converted into a hotel. I was staying in one of the rooms in the original part of the hotel, overlooking younge street. I was having a bad sleep because there was a lot of noisy drunk people through the halls in the night. Around 3am it quieted down and I drifted away. About an hour later I woke up to a noise, which I thought was more people. It sounded like crumpling paper in the hallway, or somebody carry a paper bag full of crap. Annoyed, I waited for it to stop. It didn't. The noise seemed to make it's way into my room through the door. It became a bit louder, and the crackling sound was crisp, not muffled like through a wall. It started circling the room. I remember laying there half asleep trying to figure out what this was. It slowly circled the room, over and over, for probably twenty minutes. I was wide awake by now, my eyes stll closed wondering what the hell was going on. It starting making another pass by my head and suddenly... stopped. Then I heard an immense voice in my ear that said one word. It was deep and rusty. My heart jumped through my chest. After that, nothing.
I couldn't make out what it said, which bothers the shit out of me. Strangely, after I calmed down a bit, I felt extremely drowsy and dozed off again. I've never had anything like that happen before. I do not believe in paranormal. The room had a 3 foot brick wall around the window. I cannot explain any part of it.
scottykn0ws ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:24:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When the movie "The Number 23" came out, I was incredibly frustrated with everyone's spontaneous obsession with the number. All my friends at were coming up with bullshit logics to link things to the number 23. Fed up, I said fuck it, I'm going to end this shit once and for all. I grabbed a deck of cards and for 10 minutes I shuffled the deck exactly 23 times (I'm a slow shuffler). Upon finishing I said, "Okay I'm done. Now everyone is going to shut the fuck up about this 23 shit when I flip over these first two cards, got it?" Everyone agreed. I took the top card out; 2. Quickly grabbed the 2nd; 3. I took those two cards, stuck them in my wallet, and kept them there for nearly 5 years.
SirTenderBeard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:24:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At my mother's home there was this rickity old barn/shed in the back. It was a rural area, and people always said it was creepy when they had to come over at night because it was so dark and they felt like they were being watched. So this shed in the back, it has no power running to it, no wires, it's on our property but there are no records from the city of power going out there from our place, I've checked everything I can. Still, every once in a while a friend would drop me off late at night or I would come home at night and there would be a light on in the barn. I would ask my mother about it and she would say there is no power going up there or something like that. It still gives me chills. We named that thing the rape barn.
Lochlan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:26:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is surely to get buried in the thread, but when I was in grade 4, I saved up my pocket money and bought a boomerang from the toy store.
I took it to school and my friends and I threw it around in the playground for a bit. One of my friends, Alex, asked me he could have a turn. I handed it over and he launched the boomerang over the trees, over the fence and into oblivion. I was annoyed because it had taken me ages to save up $16, so he proceeded to pay me back over a series of weeks.
2 years later, I'm still at the same school and the same group of friends and I were playing in the field and I just happened to come across a boomerang stuck in a bush. I pull it out and to my disbelief, it was the exact same boomerang! We all couldn't quite believe it, so naturally I gave it a couple of throws, still works! The same friend, Alex, asked for a turn, thinking to myself that he couldn't possibly lose it twice, I hand it over. He gives it a mighty throw, all is looking good, but then it boomeranged straight over the trees and over the road. Gone again.
tl;dnr: Threw a boomerang, it came back two years later.
ScoobyD00BIEdoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
another.. i was at a friends house listening about some haunted place.. being 100% certain ghosts didnt exist. well during my explanation on how ghost couldnt possibly be real the stereo upstairs starts BLARING static. we investigate and discover no alarm is set.. weird as fuck.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something I've only told a few people. I had what I believe was an out of body experience once. The only reason I'm not positive that's what it was is because I was stoned (just weed, nothing else) at the time. The only reason I think it could have been an out of body experience is because I wasn't that stoned at the time and 9 years of smoking weed later I've gotten way more high than I was that day and haven't experience anything similar to it or had any sort of hallucination while stoned. Anyhow the story...
So I'm at my friends house hanging out with 6 other people. We're all stoned, playing pool and eating pizza. I finish my game of pool, go to one of the chairs take the box of pizza sitting on it and sit down resting the pizza box on my lap since I'm too lazy to walk it over to the table on the other side of the room. This was in January, in Canada, so it was cold and the warmth from the pizza box was pretty awesome. I was sitting next to the stereo which was playing Ramble On by Zeppelin. I close my eyes for a few seconds listening to this song, concentrating on the warmth from the pizza and I open my eyes, keep watching the pool game for about 30 seconds or so before I realize something is wrong. I'm not in the chair I sat down in, I'm on the couch next to it. I figure I'm more stoned than I thought, look over at the chair and almost lose my shit when I see myself sitting there. He/me is watching the pool game or at least looking in that direction. My eyes weren't moving but they were open. After a few seconds (which seemed to drag on for awhile) of this I tried to turn my head (my body's head) to look towards the couch to where my (I dont wanna use the word spirit, but I'm too lazy to think of a less stupid way of putting it) spirit is floating. I remember it felt very sluggish to move. Like I was underwater or something but after a second or two my head turned to look at me. And I looked at me looking at me. It was easily the most fucked up thing I've experienced. My vision then faded to black and then I was back in my body looking at the couch. Ramble on was still playing.
legedu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That happened to me once too! Granted there was some snow involved with the weed, but I freaked out because I could see the back of my head like I was playing as myself in a GTA game. I told the people I was with at the time and was severely belittled.
ClearSilence ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just going to put this here so I can come back and read this when it isn't night. Some of these are pretty creepy.
DeHizzy420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:30:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely freaky shit happened to me once...a long while back, before meeting my wife, I was on date with this really, really cute Latino girl...we had been in each others company plenty of times before but never just the two of us...the date was going great...I was getting really good vibes the entire time...she even said at one point that just the previous night she had a dream that we made love...so that got me going instantly and it was in the back of my mind the rest of dinner...so towards the end of our date she mentioned that she just bought a coffee maker and wanted to try it out, would I like to come in for coffee...here's where the freaky shit started happening...damn, I'm getting goose bumps just thinking about it...we walked in the front door and her lights were off...we had to walk the entire way to the back of her house to turn her lights on because the switch right inside her door was broken...we got near her back door and it was really quite darker than it was near the front due to the street light on her street out front...she found the light switch, and it was one of those dimmer switches, so she didn't turn it on the whole way, so she kept it very dim...said she wanted to keep the mood of the night going...she told me to have a seat in her living room, that she'd start the coffee and be right in....so i went in and sat down...I tell ya, I didn't want coffee at all...I was so horny at this point because of what she told me earlier I had a complete erection that was uncomfortable...the room was still kinda dark...i heard her heels walking in from the kitchen and walk up behind me...I kinda bent my head and neck back as if looking up at her upside down...she put her hands on either side of my face and started gently kissing me upside down...i reached up and started undoing the button on her shirts, and as I was doing that I felt something surging inside my penis and all of a sudden thick, almost chunky spoiled whole milk came spewing out of my penis...that's the freakiest thing that's ever happened to me...i mean, it clearly wasn't semen because no one else was in the room, her hands were grasping the sides of my face, and my hands were unbuttoning her shirt...NOTHING was touching my penis...and spoiled milk shot out of my penis...still to this day I don't know how it happened...my penis has never even been around milk in my life...has anyone ever heard of this happening?
EziosBlades ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:54:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I thought I was the only one. Did it shoot out in unison with your pulse? Yeah that happened to me once when I was masturbating. Freakiest shit. Still can't explain it to this day.
JeffertonAlive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:16:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
chunky, spoiled, whole milk...
thank you
Mapex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:30:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was a big fan of action figures like any other boy brought up in the 90s. In particular, I liked superhero action figures, i.e. Superman and Batman. If anyone recalls, one Lex Luthor action figure back in the early 90s also came with a free wearable "kryptonite" ring.
Well, like the dork I was, I wore this ring everywhere and all the time. Unfortunately, this wore out the cheap, plastic toy ring so much that it got loose on my finger. One day when I'm peeing into the toilet, the ring slips off my finger and takes a swan dive into the toilet, which is now full of urine. There's no fucking way I'm reaching in to grab my ring, so I flush it down the toilet.
Somehow, a week later, my mother finds the same exact worn out toy kryptonite ring and hands it to me. It didn't look or smell like it was pissed on or covered in shit and I don't recall my mother ever being a sanitation worker who would have access to stuff idiot kids flush down the toilet.
But there it was - the ring I flushed down the toilet completely intact. Except without piss or feces in it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:31:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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mattarang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
...and that's why 60 hits of acid is a bad idea ladies and gentlemen.
psychedtodie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:33:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About a year ago, I worked in a daycare. One of my duties was that I had to stay in the room in the dark with all the kids while they were napping (there were about 8 that would need to go down for naps). I would always get incredibly sleepy in this room, and would sometimes take a small nap if I knew all the kids were already asleep. I was on edge about doing this though, afraid the kids would wake up and cause some sort of ruckus while I was asleep, so my naps would be this weird combination of me somewhere between conscious and unconscious (this is how I developed sleep paralysis). Anyways, I would be napping and wake up "paralyzed" (not able to move or speak) and see the dark outlines of the kids all awake and running back and forth throughout the room. It was dark in the room, so they were more silhouetted, but I could definitely see and hear them. I couldn't do anything at the time or course, but I would wake up "for real" usually soon after and they would all be fast asleep, in the same positions they were before. My "dream" sort of things got weirder over time, one I would have sometimes, and have variations on, is that I would wake up and one of the babies would be out of his crib and sitting on my lap. I would get up and carry him back to his crib, but before I set him down, I would wake up again, back in the chair I had been sitting on with the same baby back in my lap. It would go through this cycle 10-15 times of me picking him up and carrying him back to his crib before I would "for real" wake up. Each time I was so fucking positive it wasn't a dream THIS TIME. I would be sure to feel the carpet under my toes and walk carefully and take in my surroundings. In the "dreams" my surroundings would be the same as the actual room, down to the last detail. It was like I was just in some sort of glitch, making me try my task over and over again for some reason.
Draemalic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:36:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm probably too late to the game... but - I shot an arrow from my bow towards an apple on a chain link fence. I watched it fly at the apple and vanish... never to be seen again, i scoured the area (flat grass) for years afterwards. I mowed that area and never found it. traced the trajectory and everything. Wormhole or something.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:02:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm hesitant to upvote this because all of the potential arrow/knee jokes.
minby7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:37:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a friend. He and I have that feel of empathic connection in which we often find ourselves having the same thought at the same time even if we're not together.
Well, not too weird. Pretty explainable.
So, in march 2010, I was in a minor car accident one day at a dodge dealership with another friend in the car. No big deal. I'm on my way home about an hour later, and I call this other friend (from above) to tell him I crashed. Before I say anything, he picks up the phone with a "dude, you'll never believe what happened to me about an hour ago! I got in a car accident!" Thinking he's trolling, I respond sarcastically, thinking somebody had already told him about my accident. I tell him of my accident in explanation, and he thinks I'm trolling him. We find out the next day that neither of us had been lying. We got in separate car accidents in the same day at the same time.
Now, still just a funny coincidence. Whatever.
But then, in February 2011, I get in another car accident. Same story basically, different accident scenario. I go to call my friend again; he got in a car accident the same day, and same time. AGAIN.
This shit happens all the time. I don't know what to say.
Depafro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:37:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Awhile back, there was a car accident right in front of my house where I lived with my family. I was playing a video game when I heard the screech, then I ran outside quickly along with a couple other neighbors.
Car was literally split in half, driver dead in the ditch, passenger dying on the asphalt. There was a man kneeling next to the passenger, with a few other people just arriving on scene. I went to the man kneeling down, and asked if I could help somehow. He told me the passenger was in shock, and shouldn't get up or move. Also, I should keep talking to him to keep him awake. So I did that, while the man said he was going to attend to the driver.
After awhile the firemen / ambulance / helicopter came, and I let them take over. When I talked to the other people who were around, they all say that I was the first one to get to the passenger, and there was no man kneeling there first.
I found out later that the passenger had serious injuries, and if he had gotten up like he was trying to, it might have killed him.
bang_Noir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:37:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes I can just see through other people's eyes. It's not something I can do on purpose but it never fails. Like I'll think to myself "I wonder what Christine is doing?" and I'll drift off for a second and see her watching the office or something from a weird angle. Then I'll walk into her house and boom there she is with the office on the episode I "saw". I don't know if it's a glitch or my mind playing tricks on me with subconscious memories but it is pretty fucking weird.
Wheat_Grinder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:38:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's been so many comments that this one'll be lost but screw it.
There's only one really really weird thing that's happened to me that I can remember. One night I was slightly sick with a cold, when I wake up in the middle of the night, and start hearing this howling. It wasn't dogs howling, but women. It sounded like they were right outside my window, but I couldn't see anything looking out the window. The howling got louder and louder, until I nearly went out onto the deck to shout at them to shut up, when suddenly it stopped. And then I went to bed, unsure of what happened.
wemblinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:26 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cougars/wildcats do that. Nearly crapped my pants first time I heard it out in the mountains of TN
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:38:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My own phone number called my phone, but when i answered there was only beeping. I hung up and it did it again 5 min later. This all happened while a was reading this thread earlier so it was like double odd.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:40:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I woke up, and looked at the clock. It read 6:37 I got in the shower, and sort of took my time. When i got out the clock said 6:34.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:54:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the best kind of mindfuck. got take a shower and it took negative time. good work.
jargonista ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:40:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One night in college in Minnesota I went party hopping with some buddies. The first party we go to, the host has a poster of new Zealand on his wall and he describes to us how one day he's going to live there. Next party, we meet a girl who was leaving to study abroad in zealand. Next party we drink some special schnapps imported from where? New Zealand. So we're like ok tonights the night of new Zealand. Haha, whatever. On our way to the next party, it was getting really snowy and windy and we noticed a confused out of towner waiting at an out of service bus stop. Being the nice Minnesota boys we are we go to tell him where the real stop is when we hear him reply in what sounds like an australian accent. We started to tell him why it was so funny that he was an Aussie, he cut us off and exclaimed how he was getting tired of Americans confusing his kiwi new zealand accent for an Aussie one. Turbo WTF. Next morning we grab brunch and the girl behind us in line can't stop talking about all the great things she's heard about new Zealand. I felt like I was on the Truman show and the new Zealand tourism department had purchased ad space in my life.
Remix73 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:18:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make it weirder for you. I'm a New Zealander.
jargonista ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit.
jewman9000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:40:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When i was 10 I spent the night at a friends house and the morning after went to go take a shower. I locked the door and went and turned on the shower and the steam fogged up the mirror. I started stripping to get in the shower and bent over to remove my pants, when I stood back up I looked in the mirror and the words "hello" had been written on the mirror. After my eyes bulged out of their sockets I grabbed my clothes and ran the fuck out. Never stayed the night again.
inexcess ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:51:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
sometimes i will look at a clock with the second hand, and the second hand appears to have lasted more than a second in one spot before moving on. Pretty weird
ulyssesss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:53:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yo, so I'm driving to go tubing with a group in W. Virginia. Driving my gf's (at the time) car, VW Cabrio, total chick car. We are going down a valley on a windy 2 lane road.. I brake on a turn and nothing. Zero. Brakes are out. Keep pressing them, frantically, as we are picking up speed. GF is freaking out, I'm freaking out. Don't really know what to do, keep steering down the road .. Probably 8-10 seconds into this the car starts slowing.. In shock we look at each other. I pull over on the gravel road, car comes to a stop. Look at the e-brake and it's fully extended. That is what stopped us, but neither of us grabbed it. WTF. We write it off as a safety mechanism. Get towed to the VW dealership to be fixed. While there I make a comment to the mechanic that I'm sure glad about that auto e-brake feature when your normal breaks stop working. Looks at me dumbfounded. I explain what happened. He said son, these cars e-brakes don't go up automatically. You sure? Yes sir. Fuck me. Maybe he was wrong?
Chotgun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:54:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So I don't know if this is relevant or not, and it's not my story as this came from my cousin up in Esparto, California.
They told me that they where driving one day in the middle of nowhere. Maybe a house or two here, a group of trees, a pond of some sort. As they where driving, a thick fog set in, making it impossible to see maybe up to ten or fifteen feet. Through the fog, they apparently saw a truck, with the bright lights on, driving up behind them. It must have been going fast, as they had said it drove up right behind them, with my cousins and friends expecting to get hit, but the lights immediately disappeared right before impact. They stopped, got out, and looked around for about five minutes. Ten minutes after their incident, the fog lifted. I know most of it is true as I've been through the fog, but no truck... Yet.
(NOTE: I typed this while sick off my ass. It sounds perfect in my head, but I know it will most likely sound like a complete disaster while sober. ._.)
Whoreadswhoreads ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:54:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My mother had a dog, Bantscho, that died when I was 6 years old. This is the last photo she ever took of him.
We never knew where the thingy on the top came from. There were no light sources or anything else providing such a light. Although my mother was not religious she always thought it was his soul leaving his body. When he died she cried for a week.
Othercolonel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:54:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing special, but occasionally all sound around me has stopped. I've always lived out in the country, so there's always the sound of birds, wind blowing trees, even cars.
But I can remember at least 2 times when I've been outside and everything just fades out. The first time, I though maybe my hearing just went out. I stuck my finger in my ear and wiggled it a around to see if it helped but it was still quiet. The really odd part, though, it I could hear myself. I recall asking something like "what the hell is going on?" out loud and hearing myself clearly, not faintly like when you're underwater of have earplugs in. So I thought, maybe the birds flew away and the wind stopped; but I saw a car drive past about 100 meters away and there was no noise. Normally you can hear cars perfectly fine, even indoors at my house.
Both times only lasted about 20 seconds and then everything just started making noise again. I always shrugged it off and went about my business.
baalsitch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:57:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I also had a black lighter that disappeared and reappeared throughout college. We even left it places on purpose. We knew it was the same one because it had a casting defect on the bottom, that we went over with a paint marker to look like a hard nipple.
Senior year I went to a huge house party in a nearby city with some friends the owener was a friend of a friend. The lighter was gone for several months and I was back home for winter break. We start to have some trees, I need to borrow a lighter and the black lighter is passed to me, lit the trees and set it on the table on its end. Lighter falls over still painted nipple is exposed, I silently freaked the Fuck out. I grab my buddies arm and point, he choked. He says where the Fuck did you get that?!? Oddly the lighter still sounded full.
Cliffs: Kevin Bacon lighter in college
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:57:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yea I'm gonna upvote this thread, but it's about time to hit backspace onto the front page.
projectpaper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:59:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This post title is the best.
MrQuantum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:59:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I put an even number of socks in the dryer. An odd amount always comes out
omgukk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:00:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oddly enough something strange happened to this thread. A friend and I were playing battlefield about 4 hours ago when he told me about how interesting this thread was and how he was reading it on his laptop before. So here I am not 2 minutes ago browsing and see this thread already upvoted. No one else in my house uses my computer in my room. I hardly EVER upvote and usually only do so after reading the article/thread.
TL;DR-This thread was upvoted for me already and I didn't upvote it.
tmotytmoty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:00:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Should be noted: I was very young and and I used to have terrible vivid nightmares so take this story for what it is worth: I have had a few strange things happen to me but one night from youth has always haunted me, and as I type this, its memory brings a tear of fear to my eye: I was in my bedroom and I woke up in the middle of the night. My parents were downstairs watching TV at around 10-11 o'clock at night. Nothing out of the ordinary. I got up from my bed and started to levitate in the middle of the room. My legs rose so that they were even with my head, and I was essentially floating spread eagle staring at my ceiling. I was not controlling it, so I called out to my parents who came rushing up the stairs and then opened the door and turned on the light. I looked over at them terrified because I had no idea what was happening. My mom started crying and my dad rushed over to my side and grabbed me from my position in space. The second he touched me, I fell into his arms and hit the floor. We sat there for a while and my dad was completely silent while I cried to exhaustion. He asked me what I was doing, and I told him I didn't know. With not much more back and forth (probably because we were all freaked out) my parents put me back to bed and anxiously told me to go to sleep and that everything would be fine. When I awoke and asked about it the next day, my dad yelled at me and told me I had a nightmare and to forget about it. I was 6 years old at the time and I'm in my 30s now. Since then I have had a similar thing happen 3 times. (note: I've also had falling dreams so I know the difference.. and this is something completely different.. I wake up at the height of the rise (or fall) and crash to the ground with a least 4 feet to fall between me and the floor.)
srikamaraja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:00:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who started reading books regarding quantum mechanics and Buddhist conceptual thought before age thirteen, rock on. That free egg was totally for you. In consuming it, you performed your duty as a localized entropy-reversal mechanism.
Gayrub ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:05:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this one time I posted something on Reddit when I looked at it later...there were two identical posts! I swear I only made one.
HugoBauss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:07:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was little arround the age of 12 I was playing in the huge field of the local boys and girls club of my city. Whilst playing I see this oddly shaped pebble. It was oval shaped and it was super smooth. Anywho, ever since I found that rock I always had good luck! I would find money on the floor, I would always get lucky at school, and even started getting girls to talk to me. One day though I remember I dropped it and saw where it fell. But what happened? I never saw it again. I looked endlessly for it and nothing was found. Then my luck was no more.
The0ldMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:08:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On three completely separate and random occasions, complete strangers have greeted me by name as I walked past. Once it happened in the presence of my brother. I'm talking people that couldn't possibly know me. I was freaked out every time, and never forget it, and they happen years apart. When my brother heard the last one, I knew I wasn't imagining or hearing things. This was real. Still can't explain it. Also, I've seen 2 large meteorites enter the atmosphere and burn up/break apart as they left an unforgettable streak of light across the sky and my brain. These aren't like the little streaks you see in the Perseid and Leonid nights. These were chunks of rock trying to crash into the Earth. Obviously, they are much more explainable then complete strangers saying "Hey, Dave" but still completely unforgettable experiences that few get to witness.
imaginary_account ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:08:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On occasion, I've been known to know stuff I really shouldn't.
First time it happened to me, I was in 8th grade and had this god awful feeling whenever I thought about my dad. Just this feeling of sadness and death whenever he came to mind. This feeling persisted for about a month, and I hadn't seen my dad in a year or so because my parents were divorced. Near the end of the month, we found out from my Grandma (dad's mom) that my father was in the hospital after trying to commit suicide.
Another time, freshman year of high school, I was finishing up a project that was due to be turned in the next day. I had to e-mail it to my mom so she could print it for me in the morning before I left for school. As I was sending the email I suddenly just thought, "My mom can't print this, she won't be home. My Aunt is going to go into labor tonight and my mom will be at the hospital." Sure enough, as I'm laying in bed about to doze off, the phone rings and my mom leaves for the hospital because my aunt just went into labor. My mom has always been pissed about this because, the due date for my cousin wasn't for another few days, but my mom had guessed he would be born on the 17th, a few days early. I kept telling her, "Nope. You're wrong." but I could never pin point the right day. My baby cousin was indeed born a day earlier than my mom's guess.
I've always been a really good guesser, too.
420lotionrub ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:11:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So i've had this weird image in my subconscious throughout my whole life. It shows up in odd times when I close my eyes, but it basically just looks like a logistic curve (sorry only way I know how to explain it) with an equilateral triangle on the 'hump' part.
So like I said, this image just oddly pops up for no reason sometimes. Its not like it freaked me out, but it interested me. I would draw what I saw and tried to look it up online, but came to no conclusions.
So a few years ago, my car is stolen from my driveway, which seemed weird because I would've heard if my car was turned on and driven away. So I file a report with the police, and they say they would do their best to find my car. 2 weeks after it was stolen I wake up to find it sitting in my driveway like nothing had happened. Surprised I go to the car and check it out. No scratches, nothing broken, everything intact, and even creepier, the speedometer had not changed one bit. The only thing to change (and this gives me chills just saying) was the image that has been imbedded in my head ( the one from before) was seared into the steering wheel. It was like someone branded my steering wheel with the image that has been in my head all these years. Mark for mark literally exactly how I pictured/drew it. Needless to say I sold that fucking demon car, and never looked back.
anjello9607 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:11:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My story isn't that great but it does relate to 4chan! specifically the /x/ page (paranormal page)
so a few years back when i was still in high school, I was on the phone with my gf late at night. (I was scrolling through /x/. Note: I did not tell her i was on 4chan and no one else in my house was awake at the time)
one of the threads were "ask a psychic anything" (and if you aren't aware with how 4chan works, everything submitted is completely anonymous) so being the skeptic that I am, I asked the OP who i was talking on the phone with. He replied to my post saying "You are on the phone with your girlfriend Maddie". Needless to say, I got chills, like someone was in the room with me. I went straight to bed.
Now that I think about it, I wish I asked him more questions but I was too shocked to get my mind together after that.
whisper78 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:16:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About ten years ago, I was at a crowded bar listening to some band play. In walks a friend and as we make eye contact he heads directly to me. As he starts talking I have to lean in and tell him to speak up because the music is too loud. He shouts above the music "I have your card!" I ask him what card, having no idea what he means, could be debit card, business card whatever. He says "I don't know, whats your card?" I look at him a little confused and just randomly say "Two of diamonds" He reaches inside his jacket and pulls out one large (3x5ish) 2 of diamonds hands it to me and walks out of the bar.
My mind was pretty blown by what I thought was the best magic trick ever. However, a couple weeks later when I saw him again finally he told me, it was given to him as a seating card for a local brew pub, it was his only card, and he was as shocked as I was and that's why he left.
aliennesss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:16:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Freakshows!
In 2nd grade, used to hear voices...saw an amorphous genie hiding beneath my cupboard once.
precaut1on ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I saw an indian in my cupboard once.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:20:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One summer in Southern California when i was 10, I was walking down the street with my brother, who was 14. It was the middle of the day, summertime, not a cloud in the sky. Suddenly it was pitch dark but before I could panic, it was back to normal, sunny again. In my head I started to try and figure out what just happened, quickly arriving at the conclusion that I imagined it. The I hear my brother ask "did you see that? Everything just flashed dark."
precaut1on ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:26:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
finishes reading, turns on lamp and continues scrolling
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:20:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Remember to lock up on the way out!
libertasmens ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:20:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
This isn't nearly as weird as other people's posts, not by a long shot.
Anyway, I quite commonly come across little "glitches". Few nights ago, I took one of my sleep aids out of the bottle, felt around in the bottle; empty. Next night, shake the bottle, one's still in there, so I turn the bottle upside down, and get the last one out. Next night, shake the bottle, one pill's still in there. I actually laughed to myself that either reality's coming apart or I'm just fucking retarded.
Now I'm headed to my room to see if the bottle's empty.
EDIT: it's empty. /sigh
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:29:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in therapy a few years back. As I was paying at the check in window, I had a flash in my mind's eye of my therapist telling me she was leaving. It was quick but very vivid; she was wearing a blue dress. 10 min later, my therapist comes to the waiting room to get me, and she's wearing the blue dress I saw. I suddenly felt very sad. When we got to the office, she told me she was leaving the practice. "I know" I blurted out. When she asked me how I knew, I lied and said I misspoke.
ZackVixACD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:31:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember when i was really young I was rewarded by my parents for good behavior with a dollar. On our way to the market/grocery place, we saw a homeless person asking for money. I gave him my dollar and in the store, I checked again in my pocket and I had 2 dollars! I remembered clearly only having a dollar in my pocket. I think I spent it on something. Few hours later, I checked again in my pocket but I think the glitch was patched :/
raaaargh_stompy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:37:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
best thread ever, commenting to save since my Reddit Enhancement Suite is broken
Price-Of-Flesh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:38:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay. This still breaks my brain years later. I remember having this dream, of watching a party below (the best way to describe it is that it's like those old movies of the kids upstairs watching what is going on down below) anyway, I watch a kid start seriously freaking the fuck out, go outside, run to the bathroom, puke, etc, etc. A few days later I have a huge party where I mixed booze and pot for the 2nd time. (first time wasn't that great either) The kid in the dream was me. It was so intense that I was even predicting what was going to happen next and started to really freak out my friends. The most freaky was when I said friend x is here. (who was not supposed to be) and a few minutes later she came in the door. Not only did I have the worse trip of my life, but my bad trip dragged down a few of my friends whose minds just could not grasp why I knew what was going to happen. Absolutely the most fucked up moment of my entire life, and one of the main reasons I cannot handle pot.
Irielle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For some people, marijuana has an extremely psychedelic aspect to it. I smoked for years, stopped for awhile... and now it does that to me. I don't smoke around other people very often anymore; makes me appreciate the experience much more.
The reason I say that is psychedelics have a tendency to uncannily link things from the future into the present. But it's very interesting that you dreamed it first.
michaelsamcarr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:42:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me and my sister (i was about 6 and she was 8) was in my bedroom at the time playing with a soft ball, we were really bored so we were just passing it back and too each other. We were only about a metre away from each other. Then when my sister throws the balls to me I reach out to catch it but nothing lands in my hand. I stare at my sister and she stares at me for about a minute. She asked me where it went, I replied that I don't.know. we looked for about an hour in my bedroom and couldn't find the ball. Almost as if it just disappeared . Til this day we still remember this incident.
Tl:dr me and my sister were throwing a ball to each other in my bedroom, ball disappears out of thin air infront of our eyes.
queef_wellington ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:42:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Y'all are freaking me the fuck out.
I swear I just pressed "backspace" and decided that I had enough reddit for today (cause of all the freaky ass stories) and closed my reddit tabs. I went to delete my other reddit tabs and this thread was still here even though I swear I just closed it.
Well, I'm not sleeping tonight. Thanks guys.
cmd194 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:43:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
After reading this thread in my bedroom for about 30 minutes, my dog runs downstairs and starts barking furiously at something outside in the dark. I've been home for about a month on break from school, and I don't think I've heard her bark once since I've been here. This is just awful, reddit.
Ecorin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:45:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me and my relative were playing Pairs with a deck of 52 playing cards. We shuffled the deck, randomly laid down the cards and I went first. I randomly selected the cards and got the first pair right. Pretty lucky, right?
Then it happened again and we started laughing. I continued and it happened again and again and we were laughing our asses off because it was so impossible. I told him that the Universe was looking out for me or something. It was mental.
tl;dr - Played Pairs, guessed all 26 pairs in one try.
catnamedchicken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:48:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was 9 and my grandfather had had a stroke. After he'd been in the hospital for a couple of weeks,with more mini-strokes, and a calendar on the wall & notes telling him what day it was & and who he was... we visited on Easter after church. When I was little, he'd always make this funny mouth-popping sound like a fish. During the visit, he was completely out of it, gazing at the far wall. 9 year old hopeful me, I asked god that if grandpa were going to die, please let me know now with some kind of a sign. Grandpa turned his whole body over, looked at me with full lucidity and a smile & made the funny sound. He passed the next day, but I knew that moment was ours.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:50:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 6 months before I moved to where I lived now, I had a dream that I was on a down escalator in a very large mall with a large vaulted window that looked like a cathedral. I looked around and saw a large 2 story jewelry store and a bunch of other stores with names I didn't recognize. When I moved to my new town, I went to the upscale mall in the city to poke around, and - you guessed it - it was the exact mall in my dream, right down to the large window and stores.
CocoBuckets ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:52:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Several years ago I bought some fishing rods for a trip with the in-laws. Nothing too expensive - cheapie ones. Trip goes well, didnt catch much so I spent my time engraving Futurama chars into the rods with a knife. They are left in the boat in the in-laws yard and go missing a few weeks later along with the rest of the fishing gear blah blah normal theft etc. Really not a big deal, didnt even report it to the police. They move interstate and we buy and move into our own house other side of town ( 150K pop ) Six years passes and I decide to go fishing again that weekend. The Friday before I go and buy some new rods I notice something sticking up in the corner of my front yard inside the fence.
Yup - the same fishing rods, heavily used and mainly broken but with Fry and Bender still engraved into the rod.
Either my wife is REALLY messing with me or the Matrix likes Futurama.
gutoandreollo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:55:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A while ago me and some friends used to play RPGs at least once a week.. We used to play In Nomine (Angels and Demons), in 5 ppl.. the GM, two girls as Demons and me and a friend as Angels.. The arrangement suited everyone, and even kinda matched our expectations..
On the beginning of a game (this time, playing @ my bedroom), one of the girls (playing a succubus) managed to get a NPC teenager girl as minion, and at the end of the scene we decided she had to have an actual character sheet, so we started building one. We also used to have a folder full of pictures of people cut out from magazines, newspapers and etc to use as a bank of appearances.. Just to say "ok, this guy looks like this", such and such..
So, after finishing the technical part, the girl just starts describing the appearance of this newly found minion.. Girl, short shoulder lightish brown hair with a given haircut, about 5'5'', 55 kg, etc.. Wearing this, that... and after every sentence, every part of her description, I start to shiver a little bit more.. So, the finishing touches, we're thinking about the name to give to this character.. She finally says an american girl name, with an american surname (let's say S.B.), and starts flipping thru the appearances folder, cursing that there's none that matches what she's thinking..
Now, I was an exchange student in the USA for an year, long before knowing this friends of mine.. As she's flipping thru the folder, I stand up, reach on the top of my shelf, looking for my photo albums from my exchange trip.. These hadn't been opened in over 5 years, at least.. WAY more than I knew them... I flip through one of them looking for a specific photo, take it out, and place it right in front of my friend.. she exclaims "Yes! This one matches what I've been thinking about!".. I flip it over, and the girl's name is written on the back, one of my best friends of that time (as an exchange student).. S.B!
We decided to scrape that NPC...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:58:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I sort of had a weird moment the other morning. Dunno if it fits the criteria though.
First of all, keep in mind: I was sober for this whole experience. No cough medicine,nothing. So I went to bed around 10-11PM (very very early for me, usually stay up until at least 3AM) because I had a few really early mornings in a row. Set my alarm, set out to have 11-12 hours of sleep, so excited to feel better in the morning. So I end up sleeping through 2 alarms (I usually at least wake up, hit snooze, sleep, repeat), waking up at 1PM feeling absolutely terrible. Nausea, aching joints, and for some reason the weirdest headache that felt like it was in the middle of my head, like the core of my brain, none of that forehead of eye headache stuff. Another weird thing, my toenails absolutely killed. This parts hard to explain, but you know if you drop something on a toe or finger nail and part of it turns white right where the nail bent or broke? All of my toenails looked and felt that way.
So I go downstairs figuring I'm just getting sick or something, and I look in the mirror only to notice some gray in my hair. Just a streak. Now keep in mind I'm 20, and have never had any signs of gray hair in the least. So naturally I freak the fuck out, and my first thought is, "How long did I sleep!?". But I think to myself, okay well if you were in a coma or something terrible happening you wouldn't be home alone in your underwear.
So I try and brush it off, go into the kitchen to make food. I look in the mirror in our kitchen and now the streak is light blonde (I have brown hair). So logically I think to myself, oh well okay at least THAT makes a little more sense. Somehow that eased my worrying, so I went to the living room, watched TV and ate. I come back out into the kitchen 15 min later, look in the mirror, BAM completely normal hair. I didn't feel any more awake or any more coherent thinking, it just happened. Toenails still hurt but no marks. Still had that weird headache.
What I want to know is, what happened inside my brain within those 20 minutes of me waking up? Usually I only sometimes hallucinate when I'm sleep deprived, not after that much sleep though! And aside from the weird gray hair hallucination, what was up with the real pain and supposed marks on my toes? Was it sleep walking or time travel? This was only a few days ago. Help Reddit.
TL;DR Woke up sore as fuck after 14 hours of sleep, weird marks on toes, thought I was 20 years older w/ gray hair, ate magical bagel that changed my appearance back to normal? Sober for all.
atronajs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:58:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Head phones in your pocket.... One moment there neat and organized. The next there a giant jumble of a cluster fuck.
jb2386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:04:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the fuck. Just as I was scrolling down to your comment I started putting my hand into my pocket and started reading your comment as I felt my headphones in my pocket. Seriously. Not shitting you. I never have my headphones in my pocket because I have multiple sets that I leave with each device that I need headphones for. That just freaked me out.
provert ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:59:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
When I was in basic training in TX many years ago, I was looking up at a moonless sky, late at night There were clouds, but they were sparse. I saw a light too big to be anything but maybe a helicopter not far into the distance. It hovered in the same spot for a long time, ten minutes or so, but there was no sound from the props. it also did not move. Not like hovering, it just did not move at all. I've always been a skeptic, so I got some of the other trainees to check it out too. We were all tripping on it when it got even weirder. We all assumed it was some kind of military thing hovering at a low altitude. But then a high cloud passed in front of it. We all freaked at that point, because we couldn't think of any natural explanation. As if it couldn't get weirder, the light started to gradually dim, as though it was an object receding. Around 25 people witnessed it.
Sorry for the weird text and edits. I'm on a phone.
metavolt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:59:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in the 4th grade I had a VERY vivid dream about this end of the world scenario. Nothin' special about an active imagination, right? Next day at school I tell my best friend and he claimed to have the same dream. I call BS and lie to him about some detail to see if he follows along. He corrects me and calls me out on the lie and tells me what really happened in our dream down to very specific details about certain people and events. But this didn't happen just once, we shared an ongoing saga of dreams for the next week. Every day we could finish each other's sentences about what happened. Then they just stopped. We told no one. I'm quite the skeptic, but this is by far the most surreal thing that's ever happened to me. Perhaps our minds peeked into another reality? (I wish for the life of me I could remember what happened, but all I can remember now was that everything had a deep red tint, but I recall that the dreams were bizarre and would wake up with a headache everytime I had one)
tl;dr Had multiple shared apocalyptic dreams with best friend
Conrtist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:00:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure this will get buried.
Not even positive if this is glitchy enough, but the most surreal experience I've ever had was at a tattoo parlor. I had just gotten my first tattoo finished and was standing at the counter waiting for my credit card to go through when I get hit with an overwhelming sense of deja vu. I tell the guy at the counter, whom I had never met before, "I think I'm having deja vu right now..."
This man slowly locks eyes with me. I noticed his skin became physically pale and his arms instantly covered with goosebumps.
"Me too..." he replied.
niccar113 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:03:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I must have been about twelve years old when this happened. I was sitting in my basement doing homework and I needed my calculator. I looked around the table I was working on. It was not under anything and definitely not on the table. All of a sudden the power goes out. The lights shut off and I freak out, running upstairs. I stayed there for a minute or so then ventured back down stairs. The weirdest part about all of this is that the power was on upstairs. I went back down about a minute later, and the power was back on. And my calculator is on the table.
BreeBree214 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:04:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This probably won't be seen because I'm late to the thread, but I'll share it anyways.
When my grandfather died, my grandma gave me his wristwatch (it was dirty and far from the nicest watch, but that wasn't the point). Anyways, I end up dropping it on the bathroom floor one day, it hit the floor flat on it's face and broke. I could still hear it ticking, but the hands weren't moving. I kept it on my wrist all day and it was stuck at the same time. My grandpa was a very religious guy, so it makes this story slightly more interesting (depending on your views of the world). He was a deacon for the catholic church and led a very devoted life.
So my watch was stuck at the 8:07 for a few days, I was looking at it often because I was so annoyed I broke it. Around 5 PM some afternoon, after looking at the watch again, I put it in my desk drawer and decide to call my dad and randomly tell him how I broke it (not like it was a big deal or anything, but I did feel kinda bad).
When I was done on the phone, I opened my desk and looked at it again and my mind was completely torn out of my head when I saw that it was telling the correct time, resynced to the exact minute with my computer. It continued to work until about 8:07 that night (the exact time it was stuck on before).
I'm a very skeptical person for events like this. But I was in the room the entire time it sat in my desk, nobody else entered. Even as a mechanical engineering student, I still can't think of a logical explanation for it. It magically jumped ahead about 9 hours and was accurate to the correct time.
I called my grandmother the next day or so and told her about it. She loved the story and told me about how she kept getting very similar coincident type things like that ever since he passed away.
TL;DR: My dead grandfather's broken watch goes into desk, working one with correct time comes out minutes later. Can't explain that
adi1004 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:06:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid, I got in the car with my family to head to my birthday party at a bowling alley. I sit in the back seat and there's a newspaper on the ground. I read my horoscope an it said something about reconnecting with an old friend. I distinctly remember thinking how stupid horoscopes are. Then I remember that I left something in the house and head back to the house. The phone rings when I enter and a friend from elementary that I hadn't spoken to in four years called me because she found her old phone book under her bed. Then I invited her to my party. Fun stuff!
jewsuslives ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:09:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not really a glitch but I felt like it might have been one. I was 12, riding my bike on the sidewalk ahead of my parents who were walking behind me. I was trying to go as slow as possible to not leave them too far behind. I slowed down so much that I was practically not moving forward at all, so the bike started swaying. I eventually fell off the bike towards my right. At the same time a van whizzed past me on the road towards my left. It felt extremely close to me as it passed. Had I fell towards my left I probably would've died.
sammie-chu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:09:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Playing Yahtzee with friends, one of the dice bounced off another in such a way that it started spinning on one corner in the middle of the table. When it stopped, instead of falling onto a face it stayed balanced up on it's corner without leaning on anything. I still say I should have won the game with that....
CryWolf13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:12:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it happen one night in the middle of the summer, we were getting ding dong ditched every 5 mins. so i decided to wait by the door and surprise them. so five mins later it rings and i am out the door in under 3 seconds. nobody is there. the gate was shut. (which is tough to move and makes a loud sound when it does)so they would have had to jump a 3.5ft tall and 2 ft wide fence and the near place to hide was about 30 ft aways and i checked it (it also had no exit but the one) so while i am standing in the middle of the street turning around and looking at surroundings a shadowy figure cross a street light lit garage door. it look like a giant baby. i thought in order to be that size, it would have had to be about 2 ft away from the top of the lamp. it shadow didn't extend across the ground it was just floating there detached.
wzdew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:25:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
With a successful jump and stealth check, any human with a base land speed of 30 could easily make it to the other side of the fence in 3 seconds. As for the giant baby, well, if there can be dire rats, I'm sure there could be dire infants. ;)
CryWolf13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fence is 3.5ft tall with a rose push of equal height in front of it. On the otherside of the fence for are porch is a equal height bush and a planter in front of that. also they would have to cross in front of the window. their is no hiding place they could of reached in the five seconds. the shape of the baby reminded me of an old toy my sister used to have in her room.
stormshadow9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:12:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This has been happening for about a year now but at least 4-5 times a week, I look at the time on my computer or cellphone and it's 11:11. And YES it happened on 11/11/11 too.
alrexx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:58:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to the club.
Well actually not my club, this happened to my girlfriend for about 2 years, and my parents many years ago. If you search for it there is a guy with a website who had the extreme version of this. There is almost a community of 11:11ers out there.
stormshadow9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:51:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well I have tried to be a skeptic about this but at times it just freaks me out a little.
rathany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:37:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Strange, I have a weird affinity for looking at a clock when it's 12:34. But, that doesn't seem to be a 'thing' like 11:11 is.
MMarmalade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:13:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A couple years ago I was at dinner with my parents, eating a bowl of spaghetti, spacing out while my dad talked about his day at work. He tells a story about his friend Steve, finishes the story, finishes off his beer. I look up and start to say something when he starts telling the exact same story. I could have spoken his words right along with him. He then finishes off his beer once again. Craziest deja vu I've ever experienced.
Another time my friend and I were at the park near my house, we were probably 10 or 11 at the time. The park had several of these cement picnic tables spread throughout, I was sitting at one of the tables and my friend was laying on top of it. For some reason I pulled my legs out from under the table and sat sideways on the seat. Not 2 seconds later the table totally collapses. If I hadn't moved my little 11 year old legs would have been crushed under a slab of cement. Not sure if that's a glitch but I'm sure glad it happened.
deliciouscakeforall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:14:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This thread. :3
gotrees ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:14:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Riding on this thing in the rain. As you fall down, the rain looks like its falling up.
coreygodofall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:15:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ive always had very bad dreams and to be honest, they mean nothing to me...but when was 17 i woke up one random morning in absolute hystyerics,. i jumped up and looked out my window because for whatever reason i thought i wasnt on earth!, i went into my fathers bedroom and asked him to help me, he calmly told me to go downstairs and make a cup of tea! i went downstairs and sat on the sofa shivering. ive tried very hard to remember why i woke up like that but cannot do so. im 29 now and nothing like that has ever happened me, before or since. TL;DR i woke up scared to death, just once, ever.
TerminalHadouken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:16:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back when the beltway sniper attacks were happening, they were looking for the sniper in a big white van that was driving around. My brother went, "Bullshit. That fellow is in I dunno. A 1990 blue chevy caprice." Three weeks later they found the guy in a ....1990 blue chevy caprice.
MashedSpudOverdose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:18:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriend and I were renting an old house together and one night I was just coming back inside from stepping out for a cigarette. I open the door and look up to just catch a glimpse of my girlfriend walking into the bathroom at the far end of the hall. I closed the door and stepped into the kitchen, up my end of the hall, and found her standing by the bench, chopping vegetables. For a split second, I either had two identical girlfriends or one who knew the blink spell! Alas, she has since grown less awesome.
hcesquire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:20:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, has anyone here read Carl Jung's "Synchronicity"? I highly suggest it for further head scratching. Then you can read "Incredible Coincidences".
SnifflyWhale ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:21:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I put a mug down on a table and it jumped off. It was like a physics glitch in G-mod or something where you push something into the ground and it flies off.
PiezoPiezo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:21:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This might sound lame but one time I don't remember walking up my stairs. I was at the bottom, staring at the top trying to remember if I forgot anything in my room. I blinked and I was at the top. I probably just had a really, really bad lapse in short term memory but it certainly felt glitchy to me.
somav1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:22:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me and my family were vacationing in India. We were supposed to go vacationing with our extended family (my cousins) but we ended up deciding to go to India separately. So we left for India and we hadn't heard from my cousins' family at all. We had been there for a couple of weeks traveling the entire country, and then on one particular day in some random town we go to eat somewhere and we end up running into my cousins' family out of nowhere. Somehow our families randomly ended up going to the exact same town at the exact same time and went to eat at the exact same place at the exact same time and managed to find each other.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:22:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not the most sensational story, but I had a spindle of empty CD's which seemingly vanished into thin air.
I had it my hand when the doorbell rang. I opened the door, signed a receipt for a delivery, and went back to do the burn. But by then, the spindle was gone.
It's years ago and the spindle never re-surfaced. The only plausible explanation is that I must have given it to the delivery guy, who then just took it and went on his merry way. I don't know if that's weirder than the vanish-into-thin-air theory.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:23:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once predicted 6 dice rolls in a row while playing monopoly. All rolls were mine and I even called whether itd be doubles or a certain combination. Was playing with three friends and properly freaked them all out.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:25:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Several times a day I hear my phone's text message alert sound. I reach into my pocket to check the message and nothing is there. As I put the phone back into my pocket it vibrates, does not make the alert sound, and I receive a text. This has been going on for several years now.
gozarthegozarian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:46:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
phantom vibrates happen a lot with cell phones
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:52:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not getting a phantom vibrate, I'm getting a phantom alert sound.
gozarthegozarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Those happen too. They are faint.
jsndacruz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:29:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Was driving down a street near my house - Canal Road. There are all sorts of weird stories about the area: 1) There is a working insane asylum / hospice, which operates out of a creepy looking house, 2) one of the scenes from a Friday the 13th movie was filmed around a church nearby, 3) There's a very very expensive house built for a wife who died right before its completion and has never been lived in, but its supposedly haunted. These things didn't matter to me.
Fact was, Canal Rd was an awesome twisty road with a canal on one side (hence the name) and barriers/steep inclines on the other, meaning very few deer, and making it ideal for a spirited drive. The biggest problem was that it often got foggy - especially problematic at night (the only times I go there) since there were no street lights.
This was one of those nights. My friend and I were bummed, since we were looking forward to a long drive testing out my newly re-flashed engine. We were doing ~35mph, on one of the narrowest stretches of the road. So narrow that encountering another car meant slowing to a near crawl to get past one another.
Out of nowhere, we hear the loudest exhaust Ive ever heard, and before I can even check my mirrors, a truck whizzes by us and fades into the fog. We both sat there slightly dazed. Once in front of us, the truck looked massive - much too wide to have passed us. Beyond that, it looked like it was travelling at 100+ mph on a stretch of road that we would have struggled to safely navigate at 50 mph on a clear day - let alone a foggy night. Then there was the sound. The loudest engine I think I've ever heard.
Anyway, it seriously freaked me out. We drove til the road exits into a quiet street (there's actually a graveyard at the end of that street, but that doesn't explain anything).
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:30:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in school, I'd walk home. The road leading to my street is pretty much unused, the few buildings on it's sides have closed down or went into administration and are practically empty. Yet, every day, outside a closed garage, a black car would rest idly, and every day as I approached it, the engine would flare up and it would drive down the road as fast as possible. I wasn't home at the same time every day as my school had a varied timetable, yet the car never once failed to show up.
greglyon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:33:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Age 16 I fell asleep at my mothers house and woke up at my fathers house. Strange part was my car was in my dads driveway, keys left dangling on the front door lock, and I was fully clothed unlike when I fell asleep. My wallet and phone were still at my mothers house. Never sleepwalked before or after that I'm aware of.
thetuxracer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:34:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was once getting some clothes out of my wardrobe, and saw a wall lizard (gecko?) that was stationary on the ceiling. But the weirdness happened when I watched at it for a minute, without breaking contact. It would crawl forward like a centimeter or so, and then come back to the original position. By comeback I mean, jump back, without it crawling back. Something like scratching a beat, it would go back to the original place. It happened 3-4 times. Then I blinked my eyes in disbelief, and then all was normal again.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:35:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, this happened on several occasion and my step-dad (at the time) my mom could also see it so i werent imagining things, we even measured the electricity in the wall wich told us it were 50Watts wich does NOT make sense considering how inside of that wall there was nothing... Anyhow, the wall would just light up in a darkish purple light, if anyone has an explanation for it i would gladly like to hear about it, its been gone for years now tough.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:36:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was due to have a minor operation on my teeth one day and the night before I had this amazingly realistic dream.
It compromised of a really bad, peculiar throbbing headache and I dreamt about this strange taste.
Fast forward a few hours and I'm given anesthetic for the first time, as I'm drifting off I experience the exact same throbbing and taste.
Jumala ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:36:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
When I am walking alone - in heavy thought - and walk under a street lamp, it sometimes switches off. Not every time, but enough to make it creepy. I can't do it on purpose.
Also I sometimes walk into a room with a radio on and it will go to static, but other people can be in that room and it wasn't happening because of them. It also doesn't happen every time. It never happens for certain people, some people need to get really close to the radio and it often happens because of me - even if I'm ten feet away from the radio.
Is there some scientifc explanation for this? Do street lights often go out for two seconds at a time? Is that just a normal thing? Can some people store more static electricity than others? In other words, am I some sort of giant capacitor?
headsniffer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:43:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can't offer you an explanation, but my ex had the same phenomena happen to her on occasion. She would also occasionally "break" electronics on occasion just by picking them up or touching them. I never directly observed this happen so I can't offer truthiness, but her mother independently confirmed this (I asked her without my ex's knowledge) and she said it ran in the family. My ex's mom didn't have any issues, but her mother (my ex's grandma) had the same type of thing happen more frequently than my ex.
Kiwispam84 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:40:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same things happen to me, for sure. The radio thing seems normal, although I don't know the science behind it. I think you have a good idea re the street lights- some must go off regularly, and we only remember it when it happens near us.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:25:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is normal for sodium street lamps. They turn off automaticaly few times per hour to cool down, when they are almost burned down it can happen much more often.
Jumala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I figured as much - unfortunately I will probably miss being creeped out.
Trading magic for facts, no trade-backs...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:36:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My friends came rushing up to me at school one day to ask me if I'd come late to school and caught the bus that day. I hadn't and was pretty confused. They freaked out and told me they saw "me" on a bus driving past wherever they'd been standing. I'd been at school the whole time, though. Still freaks me out.
mebsy101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:39:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this thread makes me wish i didnt have the mental capacity to think of the world as being a part of the matrix. :(
gfrk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:40:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got in the shower one morning to get ready for school, and when I stepped out, I was driving down the road about fifteen miles from my house.
No memory of anything in between, but I was fully clothed, and had not forgotten anything.
EndsOnaCliffhanger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:33:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Came home from Xmas shopping back in '89 with my parents. Got to our front door and turned to say to my mum " Lisa (my sister) can have the spare jack wire for her tape player". My mother said exactly the same thing at the same time word for word. Their was never at any time a previous conversation about jack wires and if you know my mum she has no idea what a jack wire is!. I have no idea to this day why i would even bring the subject up with her.
venustas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:40:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I went to college in a small, rural town. The kind of town where nothing stays open all night and the closest town with things to do is 22 miles away. A friend and I decided to go see a late-night movie in the town 22 miles away and do a little shopping. On the way there, we passed through road construction on the only highway between them. It was about two miles of it, pretty distinct in the way the road detoured off the main track.
On the way back, we go through it again, thinking nothing of it. Until about ten minutes later, we went through the exact same construction site again. Both of us went dead silent, I slowed down the car so we could make sure we weren't just freaking ourselves out. Both of us remember it exactly the same way, details and all. We call it the night we drove through a rift in time.
TL;DR: I once drove through a road construction twice on a road where there was only one stretch of it.
Edit: I just had another moment like this while reading this thread. I freaked myself out a bit with some of the stories, and got into that mode where I didn't want to turn around for fear of what might be behind me. Thus, I'm laying on my stomach, eyes glued to my laptop when I hear one of my dogs come panting into my room. I pat my bed a few times to let her know it's okay to come up, but she keeps panting. Then it stopped. So I turned around. No dog in my room, door's been shut the whole time. FUCK this thread, I'm going to bed.
racoonrick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:40:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was playing trivial pursuit. The question was, what is the University of California, Santa Cruz's mascot? I'm not a sports person at all and suddenly this memory started to play from a family vacation I had been on (maybe 10-15 years ago). We were in the Red Woods in Northern California and I saw a pretty yellow leaf on the ground and picked it up as any little kid would. Unfortunately it was a banana slug and it slimed all over me. Long story short I shouted out banana slug to win the game and everyone just gave me the WTF face.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:41:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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jazzbassmatt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:42:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once, as a kid, I was messing around and rolled a "4" on a die. (This was my form of entertainment. I was alone) I kept rolling and kept rolling 4's, so eventually I started counting. I got to 49--FORTY NINE--before I rolled any other number besides a four (this was a standard die, and I was rolling rather quickly without thinking about it. After this, the die behaved like normal). I looked up the odds once and it's something like 1 out of 1 x 1060...I have no idea how to explain it
racoonrick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:43:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just recently found out that me, my grandmother and great grandmother all share the same birthday. My aunt also has a birthday 4 days after ours and my sister has a birthday 3 days after ours. My roommate for 3 years in college shared the same birthday and so does my bosses daughter... Maybe that isn't that weird.
acefearless ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:45:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen myself die, multiple times. This has happened to me on several occasions since I've been about 13 or 14. These are not dreams in any conventional sense. I have never told any one about these in my real life as they've always been very creepy to experience. I have no idea what it is but ive always thought of it as getting a glimpse of a version of me from the multiverse dying. And always dying horribly. I am completely awake and often in the middle of conversations when it happens. Essentially it plays out almost exactly like a death and respawn in a video game. As it happens I feel a brief separation from my body as I watch it. Usually its getting mangled in some horrible accident then after the death moment I'm slammed back into my body as though nothing has happened. These are not precognitive as they alway happen in the moment I would die.
One of the mor recent of these happened as I was driving down the freeway with my wife having a happy conversation about something I no longer remember. And I saw my car uncontrolably veer into an overpass pylon. I saw my car colapse into the column and my head being smashed into it as well. Then without missing a beat, I'm back in the conversation with my wife coming out the othe side of the underpass. They are always very very vivid. I see and hear what is happening. But it seems to happen outside of time, in the sense that they don't seem to take much real time though the vision could last for what seems seconds.
It is importiant to note that earlier in the week we had our car tuned up and in that our mechanic found a problem with something in the steering rack (not a mechanic, I know nothing about cars so my terminology is my own made up stuff). The mechanic did tell us that it was critical to fix this. If we didn't get this fixed we could have an accident in a 100 miles or two. We fixed it thinking we dodged a bullet. The night of the reset event I happend to notice that the pylon was just a bit over 100 miles.
robschimmel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:46:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My parents tell a story from when I was very young, 4ish years old. I don't remember any of this, but all my relatives say it is true.
Apparently, I had an imaginary friend named Guy. I was born in an extremely small town that had no other children. So I suppose I made up the imaginary friend to have someone to play with. I wanted Guy to have a place at the table. He had his own pillow in my bed. Things you would think would be typical of an imaginary friend. I'm told this went on for near a year, which seems a little long to me.
One day we were driving in the car and we stopped for gas. After filling up, we went on our way again. After an hour or so, my mother noticed that I wasn't chattering away with Guy, which I reportedly did on a very regular basis during car trips. She asked me why I wasn't talking to Guy and I responded, "You left him at the gas station."
I never mentioned Guy again.
I must have been a very creepy kid.
cheestaysfly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:47:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One night back in high school I was out eating with a group of friends at Applebee's. We were seated at a table way back in the very corner of the restaurant waiting for our food. The corner we were in had huge glass windows that went up to the ceiling on the back wall and the side wall of the restaurant.
We were starting to get antsy waiting for our food so one of my friends, whose back was facing the windows on the back wall, grabbed either a spoon or a fork (I can't remember which anymore) and slammed it onto the table. The utensil hit the table, bounced high up in the air, arced over my friend's head behind him, and fucking disappeared.
He was seated about a foot away from the windows, so the utensil should have hit the window, but it never did. And we never found it lying around on the floor anywhere. We spent the rest of the evening wondering what dimension it disappeared to.
RodneyRainbegone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:50:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've two weird stories. One is that every time someone in my family dies a bird flies into a window in my house and dies. This has happened 7 times and it has gotten to the stage where, when it happens, we ring around and make sure everyone is okay. Someone is always dead. One time a bird hit our window but survived with a broken wing and we asked around and it turned out my cousin had 'died' in a car crash but was revived. We nursed the bird back to health and it was fit to fly on the same day my cousin left the hospital. The other is that I have acquired the nickname 'horse' from my friends. My friends referred to me using that name in front of my mother and she stopped dead in her tracks. Turns out she had the same nickname when she was a teenager.
Daviohead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:51:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I guess this counts as a freaky thing, whilst travelling in vietnam, I met a girl and we got chatting (along with a guy I was travelling with) We talk about where we are from etc. etc. and she says 'I'm actually half french" (she was very much english) and says that she has a proper french surname and everything. I quip, "what is it? Baguette?" It was Bowget. The shock on everyones face was rather something. Freaky!
pyraximus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:52:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
With the whole dream dejavu thing, I've frequently had nightmares as a young child and suffering through them was something not too easily forgotten. Years later, i would occasionally have the exact same nightmare in the same exact position, but only i would remember being there before. Of course having already dreamt the situation, I would just stay away from the danger, but I found that whenever I did this all characters in the dream both good and bad would turn on me and force me to fully redo the nightmare. Bad stuff.
harlows_monkeys ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:52:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to be able to kill the escalator from the lower parking level to the upper level in the Plaza Pasadena mall in Pasadena, California by willing it to die.
This was an underground parking lot, so the mall was above the upper level. I'd park in the lower level (because most people preferred the upper level, so the lower level was close to empty, meaning I could park right near the escalator).
I would get on the escalator, grab both rails tightly, stand still and just try to think "stop stop stop". About 80% of the time, right as I got to the top, the escalator would stop. If I did not think "stop stop stop" I never saw it stop.
I have no hypothesis whatsoever to explain this phenomenon.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:53:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:33:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Torr, trollled by a night diver
ispeakdatroof ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:54:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
in third grade, my classroom was really far from the bathrooms. i waited probably too long and my teacher delayed me briefly besides, so i had to run like heck to the toilet. didn't make it on time. i had a humiliating accident. the very worst kind. luckily it was the end of the school day and i could go straight home. but when i got home, i discovered that my grandfather had just died. maybe he trolled me from beyond.
tl;dr: accidentally shit my pants in school as a kid, at exactly the same time my grandfather had died
verizontookmymoney ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:56:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had the same dejavu three or four times, im in a specific situation which feels familiar, i think about how familiar it is and that im sure i've been in that exact situation before (what a dejavu is of cause) but then i realize i've experienced the same situation before in a dejavu, in other words it occures to me that i've been in this exact situation several times before.
Explaining it is kinda hard, and it got even more complex when i thought about it.
Wierd thing is, i dont remeber specificly what the situation is, but its a conversation between me and a person
daric ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:56:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One morning I woke up for school, I forget what time it was, something like 7:30, I had plenty of time. I distinctly remember looking at the numbers on the digital alarm clock. I got up, went into the bathroom, brushed my teeth, combed my hair, went back into my bedroom, looked at the clock again, and it was 8:45. I just stared at it dumbly for a minute before tearing off to school.
I've always thought that maybe I just misread or dreamed the numbers because I was groggy, but I clearly remember seeing the time. I've woken up sleepy hundreds if not thousands of times and that has never happened to me before or since.
EvalJow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:56:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a couple small things in some memories that I can't fully explain.
The main one being one time when I was a kid, hanging out on the porch. I remember seeing a very small insect thing walking on the ground. It looked like it was covered in dust. I could distinctly make out moving legs. It was tiny, like a couple millimeters maybe. I took a pine needle and poked at it, causing it to brake apart like the whole thing was just dust.
angedefeu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:59:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well it's buried now but...
When I was 9 my best friend and I were responsible for this bronze key (housesitting or catsitting or something). We lost the key and couldn't find it ANYWHERE. We check her house, my house (we lived in a complex) we looked all over our stomping ground outside across about 6-playgounds worth of grass for this solo key.
After an hour we were so frustrated and scared of getting in trouble. In a fit of frustration I yelled about how "it could be anywhere, we're not just going to look around and find it [extending my pointer finger] right THERE"
Motherfucking key is buried in the uncut grass right there. What the fuck.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:02:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to have a recurring dream when I was really young, like, is one of my first real memories. I would be on a ship sailing across an ocean with this man furiously talking about a white whale (Ahab and Moby Dick are fairly well known, maybe I overheard my parents or someone talking about it) when all of a sudden we would crash in to a giant structure and my dream would go into a sidescroller kind of mode and the structure became a maze, while running through the maze there were soldiers and monsters that would tell me that I was going the right way (I would later see these same characters pop up in the movie Small Soldiers). At the end of the maze I would open a door into a giant entry chamber for a mansion and walk on to the carpet and look around, the very same mansion would later appear in Super Mario 64, but instead of anything similar to the game I would go through one of the doors and wake up.
TL;DR I dreamed Super Mario 64 and Small Soldiers before they came out and Moby Dick before I could read.
I had a friend tell me that I probably dreamed about having the dream after all those things came out and then that dream stuck out to me but I remember having these dreams before everything because it always freaked me out that I could dream the same dream more than once.
non_iron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:05:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once upon a time in the mid 90's a housemate, who shall be known as Sideshow, and I in our superb corner sharehouse were casually watching the nightly news.
The news report was regarding the governments purchase of some fighter jets.
With a video backdrop of some jet planes launching on steam catapults and flying around, the announcer informed us that "... the purchase of these new fighters at $70 million each ..."
Whereupon I exclaimed "What was that !!"
Obligingly the TV news feed skipped back 6 seconds and replayed the video and audio perfectly "The purchase of these new fighters at $70 million each ..."
We both silently turned to each other with a quarter grin and a raised eyebrow Twilight Zone look.
TL;DR Mental tivo skills.
Epilogue: Great house, our only neighbor grew his giant sized vegies, made his own wine and plied us with it while encouraging us to use the lounge as a jam room more because he liked the musica.
MasterChief0300 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:06:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
some times i think " what is my friend "X" doing" and he will write me a text or skype msg :/ or if im about to text some one, i wait... and they text me :/ its really weird
DannyFathom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:06:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In Pre Kindergarten i guessed exactly how many jellybeans were in the jar. I don't remember the exact number (i think 216 or 236), my teacher could have given up and just went along with it, but i was only the 3rd kid to guess.
mgordonb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:09:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time I found a tolken from the arcade in the West Edmonton Mall parking lot and there were no cars around so i threw it as hard as i could, I hear a ting from a distant light pole and the tolken rolls all the way back to my feet. Still have it.
keineliebe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:09:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Playing charades with gesture cards for shits and giggles with my best friend at the time. Get a card that i'm just kind of at a lost for how to act out. I sigh out loud and look him saying, 'I honestly have no clue how to do this one.' He looks at me and just says, 'ant.' This of course was exactly what was on the card. There was no way he could see it, and to this day we both have no idea how he just knew what it was.
bomber991 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:12:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back when I was little, we didn't have a garage, so my mom would lock my bicycle up in the shed. The lock was a dial-lock. So you'd turn the knob for the three different numbers, then you could remove the padlock. Anyways, I didn't know how the lock functioned, but two or three different times, I'd just go out there and spin the dial left, and right, and left again and pull on it, and after doing that for about 5 minutes it would unlock.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, those locks are flimsy. Not too surprising you could unlock it in that many attempts.
ProtoKun7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:13:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The closest example I can recall at the moment is just several instances of when I see someone walking and I look away; I look back in their direction and they've disappeared faster than I think possible, given how quickly it would have needed to be, and the way there's no obvious other direction to go.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:13:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was young I had this clock in my room, it was pretty far out, it had a train that went around the clock every hour and made choo choo noises.
Anyways, at one point it ran out of batteries, i didnt really care since I also had a Thomas the Tank Engine alarm clock that I just used to tell time instead. But I noticed something about the old clock. Every morning, I would look at the clock, and it would have advanced by EXACTLY one hour. every day. The hour hand moves one hour ahead.
This went on for about a week or two, until I decided that some poltergeist was playing tricks on me, and in attempt to show it who is boss, I shot a full clip from my nerf gun at the clock. Apparently I intimidated the poltergeist because this never happened again...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:17:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This past year, I was having cases of sleep paralysis. I didn't know the severity of the instances because I never really got it checked out but it happened very frequently(During the summer and fall, I would have it 2-3 times a month. Though, I haven't had any in the last 3 months.). In case you don't know what sleep paralysis is, it's when you realize you're awake but your body doesn't respond then you try your hardest to wake up but you just can't. You start to panic because you feel like you're in a coma and you're literally fighting to wake up. Anyway after one of these instances, I wake up and I'm usually a little distraught from the feeling no big deal. But then I hear a loud crack, or snap, coming from my bathroom and then I had that same feeling when I was in sleep paralysis except I was wide awake with full control of my body. I felt a breeze under my blanket and the outer layer of my blanket was moving in a wave like motion. The AC wasn't on and I have no fan in my room. I couldn't breathe because I was just in shock of what was happening. I honestly believed some spirit was fucking with me. As far as the wave like motion of my blanket goes, I later realized that something happens to my eyes after I wake up from sleep paralysis that causes me to see things moving when they're not. Probably not an apparition but certainly freaked me out none the less.
HEmile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:22:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My mom dreamed the bookcase behind her bed fell. The next day it did.
Orpherischt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:23:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome! The Gods Themselves!
cms11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:25:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In drama class some years back when I was still at school, my friend was performing a dramatic piece on stage in front of the class. He had a cigarette as a prop, and during his monologue, he casually flicked the cigarette. The cigarette landed upright, standing on its end on the stage. Needless to say, the drama performance finished abruptly whilst everyone flipped out.
mrdrprofgeo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:30:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
while reading Oh wow that creepy, eh im not afraid unknow object fall at 430 in the morning making loud noise Okay fine i'm F*cking afraid NOW
give-me-pie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:30:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I have one. I was at the grocery store looking for cinnamon, I couldn't find it so I got a worker to help me, after a couple of minutes without success we give up, as im walking away I hear something fall, I turn back to pick it up....it was the cinnamon.
aion098 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:31:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A friend of mine organized a youth trip with a (small) bus through France. Right in the middle of nowhere the engine startet to fume. He opened the engine hood and saw, that the cap of the radiotor was gone.
He did not speak French, the next village was miles away and he did not have a number of a roadside assistance service.
He walked some minutes up and down to get away from the annoying kids who startet to feel uncomfortable. About 100 meters in front (!) of the bus he found a cap. Most probable it belonged to a jam jar.
It fitted perfectly and is still working. I sometimes drive that bus, too.
clintonius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:35:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I slept outside on my friend's trampoline one summer when we were about 12. This was the first time I had seen shooting stars, and we saw a bunch of them that night, so many that they became routine. Then came this one. It arrived out of nowhere, as they all did, but stopped after a short while (about a knuckle's length, measured with the arm fully extended), turned 90 degrees, moved another half-knuckle's length, turned 90 degrees back to the original direction, and shot off into oblivion. No idea how it happened.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:37:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
After I moved in with my cousin who is the same age as me, went to the same school as me, and has the same friend group as me, we knew what each other was thinking about most subjects that pop up in day to day conversation. This is not all too unusual when you spend that much time with somebody.
However, on the way home from uni in my second year of living with him, I decided to pull into the servo and fill up a jerry can that had been bouncing around empty in my car for months. I wasn't even filling up my car, and I still have no idea why I originally decided to get petrol.
I get to an intersection a couple of blocks away from my house and he is pulled over to the side with hazard lights on. I pull up behind me, get out and he says thanks and he was glad I got his messages that he ran out of petrol.
My phone was still off because I was in a lecture.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:45:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
did your monthly periods synchronize too?
Gamut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:41:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was just chilling with a friend one day and we had just walked around all day. Got back to my dorm after hours, split up, and started talking to another friend of mine on MSN. He is a psychonaut, and he believes I have shamanic ability. Now, I will never touch psychelics, myself, but I respect him (the music he makes high is ridiculous), so whenever he starts a conversation about how I should definitely try 2ce or DMT or toad-licking or whatever for a spiritual experience, I always entertain the conversation but would probably never consider doing one (maybe when I'm like, 80, I don't know).
Anyway, friend from before comes in the room and does the whole "what'cha doin'?" thing. I basically reiterate the information about my psychonaut internet friend. She thinks the shaman thing is really interesting and asks how I'd even go about proving something like that.
"Well," I said, "I could read your mind." After I said it, I distinctly remember kind of being surprised that those words came out of my mouth. Kind of like it wasn't my idea - I just relayed it from someone else.
She is totally down for this. I make it a bit theatrical, of course - I tell her to kneel a bit so I can reach her head from my computer chair. Then I hovered my hands over her head, encasing it but not touching it, and paused. I don't know how long.
In the exact same way as before, words were coming out of my mouth but it didn't feel like I was the one saying them. They came out kind of dull and mumbly. This is what I said: "Cadbury cream eggs."
She proceeded to freak the fuck out. "Oh my GOD. Oh my god oh my god oh my god. Holy shit. Holy fucking shit." This is as she's pacing around the room restlessly. I didn't really get what was going on. "Wait, you were seriously just thinking of Cadbury cream eggs?" I said.
"You don't understand," she said. "I was thinking about earlier, when we stopped in the 7-Eleven. I was replaying it in my head like a movie. And I remembered noticing the Cadbury cream eggs on the counter - and the very second I noticed them in the replay, you said Cadbury cream eggs." (boring note: she noticed them distinctly because for a while she would get them for me all the time)
She ended up being one of my best friends. To this day, knowing her as well as I do, I do not even remotely consider she is the kind of person to make this up.
DRo_OpY ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:44:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not religious anymore but:
My sister and I were going to church with a neighbor once. We had never been to this church before so I was paying attention to exactly where we were going and our surroundings. We did not bring an umbrella and it suddenly starting raining. My sister had just had her hair done so she was freaking out in the car (black women don't like to get their hair wet) and made a joke about how she didn't think god was going to make it stop raining so her hair wouldn't get messed up. We were at a light at the time and made a left turn to the final street before we would arrive to the church. Down then entire street (curves and all) it only rained on the OTHER side of the street and not on ours. It was as if the double yellow was the rain boundary, perfectly down this street, all the way to the church and into the parking lot. Yeah I know "God has other things to worry about" but it was a really odd feeling after what my sister had just said.
TL:DR On the way to church it was raining one day my sister didn't want to get her hair wet and it only rained on one side of the street.
sal_vager ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:44:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me when I was about 10 years old and can still remember it like it was last night.
I got out of bed to go to the loo and my room was absolutely pitch black, it was like I was blind, usually there is light coming through the curtains from streetlights and from around the door frame from the landing, guess I assumed there was a powercut at the time.
Okay not a problem, I know where the door is and how many steps to get there, I've done this a thousand times, so off i go.
In the utter blackness I walk straight into something hard before I reach the wall, I feel it thinking I must have misjudged where the end of the room is but it's far too smooth to be my wall, it's like polished marble where my wall has rough textured wallpaper.
I search for the radiator that should be there but it's gone, the sideboard is gone, so is the clock, it's just smooth flat surface, as warm as the rest of the room and I can't see a thing.
I'm getting scared at this point so I feel to my left looking for the door, instead I find the edge of this thing, a sharp 90 degree edge, and the nearest edge of the door frame with about half a foot between the door and this thing, I'm trapped.
I had to get out, all I wanted to do now was escape so I forced myself into the gap, I don't know I managed to fit, if I had been any older I might not have made it.
I could have probably turned on the light at this point as it is in the corner by the door, but I was too scared to do anything except escape, the hinges are on the left away from the corner of the room so I had to really squeeze into the corner, I got the door open, suddenly saw the landing light and was free.
I didn't look back.
I woke my parents and in tears I went to show them the thing, but it was gone.
For years after that I slept with the door open, but it never returned.
polerawkaveros ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:45:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I see the number 1023 or variations of it (eg: DI023, 10:23, $10.23) everywhere.
I know it's common to think that humans actively look for this thing, but it's gone beyond that. I've gotten used to it, though.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:49:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was sitting at a stoplight looking at a blue Expedition that was headed to my left (west, I was headed north). I remember thinking that I wanted a vehicle like that, and that the driver was hot (She's probably somewhere telling a story about how some redneck creeper stared her at a stoplight one time). I remember sorts of little details about the vehicle and the driver, I even know the license plate number.
Their light turns green, and as they start to take off I glance down at my radio and back up to see a red Expedition with a black man driving it, with no sign of any blue vehicles anywhere, not north on my road, not west on hers, and not east after a U turn, and the red Expedition was where you'd've expected the blue one to be.
trollofzog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:50:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
2 for you (in different posts)
The first happened this week actually. I got a new phone, was in the process of transferring the Sim card on the kitchen table. Removed it from the old phone, placed the black Sim card on my white kitchen table.
There was nothing else on the table so seemed like the perfect environment to do it, nothing could get lost. I also live alone so nobody could interfere with anything.
I put the old phone away, leaving the sim card on table, went into the next room to get the bag containing my new phone. Looked back at the table, the sim card had gone.
The card is black, the table white, the floor in my kitchen is light gray, I looked on the floor under the desk, nothing. Starting to get confused, I checked all my pockets, inside the old phone again, on the chairs, any where it could have fallen.
After literally an hour of solid searching, I got pissed off and pretty sad I couldn't use my old phone, decided to call my cell provider and ask for a new Sim card, I went into the other room to get the house phone, as I was on hold waiting to get through to them I walked back into the kitchen...
The sim card was in the exact same spot I left it an hour earlier.
Freaked me the fuck out, but happy to have my phone working.
sexraptorsays ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:50:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember back when I was really young I was playing outside my house. We had a trail next to us that lead about 18 acres back. One day I was playing at the start of the trail and saw this strange white creature come out of the bush. It looked part dog and kind of like a really skinny polar bear. It walked up to some leaves and started eating them. It then continued to get up on two legs and eat leaves that were higher up. I wanted to walk closer to it but as I moved it started looking at me and then I completely froze. I was scared shitless. It then just made a shrugging gesture and walked back into the forest. After that I just freaked out and cried to my cousin.
Single most scariest/ weirded things I've ever experienced.
coolstorybruv ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:51:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My mom has always had this weird ability to ask me something just as I'm about to bring it up; our minds work in incredible unison sometimes. Pre 9/11 (and with no movies or new stories to prompt this dream) I had a nightmare that I was outside the Sears Tower and it was falling down; it was one of the most vivid dreams I've had, seemed to last about an hour, but that's not the weird part. I was about 10 at the time so my mom woke me up for school in the middle of the dream while I was still shaken up about it. I told her I was having a bad dream, and she tells me she had one last night as well. I ask her to tell me hers first, and she starts telling me how she dreamed the Sears Tower was falling down...
Tl;dr Mom and I share dream-waves, have the same dream about Sears Tower falling down on the same night, all pre-9/11
Focused-Third-Eye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
O_O
Froggy618157725 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:51:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've got loads of these.
The one that most closely resembles the scene in the matrix happened when I was on vacation with my family. We were at a restaurant in the mountains, on a plateau-ish area. I was watching a minivan drive the length of the road I could see (probably 3/4 of a mile). I followed it with my eyes as it approached, and then went past the restaurant and started to go around the turn. I was then, without turning my head back, watching the same car at the other end of the road go along the same path, following it with my head and eyes in the same way. I felt sort of strange the second time through, but the span was too short for me to attempt to do something different. The only difference was that I remembered having done the exact thing as it happened again. TL:DR Experienced the same segment of time twice in a row with no apparent gap in consciousness or lost time.
I could probably write a book with all the weird stuff I've experienced. The top of these was a series of dreams that contained several hyper life-like sections, to the point that I could feel the temperatures around me and such, along with other parts which I wont go into here. Long story short, the realistic parts of the dream started happening, in order, from the most generic to a very specific sequence. The final realistic section had me jogging through my neighborhood at night looking for something. There was heat lightning overhead (looks like flashes of lights that just light up the clouds, no thunder), and it was comfortably warm. As I jogged, I was looking side to side at driveways and cul-de-sacs. It cut to a more dream-like state when I was halfway through my neighborhood.
One night, after reliving all other realistic sections of the dream pair, I was bored. My sister had some friends over, and they were out wondering somewhere, so I figured I'd go find them. I left the house and started jogging on the sidewalk. I then looked up and noticed the heat lightning, and continued jogging, looking around to see if I could find them. I realized pretty quickly that it was exactly the same as the dream, down to specifically where I was looking. I did not deviate from what I experienced in the dream because it was all decisions that I wanted to make anyways, and was consistent with what I was trying to do. Right after the part where the dream cut off, I found them down one of the side streets.
Another one that I found particularly amusing happened when I was going to sleep. I had been internally debating the validity of personal experience when it's possible for your senses to mislead you, and to accidentally manipulate your own memories just by recalling them. I went to set my set of alarm clocks (one small silver one that stands upright, looks a bit light a stargate, and has a clear screen in the center, and a red one behind it that was plugged into the wall), and found the silver one was missing. This isn't out of the ordinary, as it often falls down under my bed. I bent over to look for it, and couldn't find it. I gave up, and just set the red one. After that, I checked under the bed once more, looking a bit more thoroughly. When I was convinced it was nowhere to be found, I looked back up to find it sitting in front of the dial I had just turned, physically blocking it in such a way that it would've been impossible for me to have set the other alarm clock without hitting it. That gave me a good laugh. Well played, universe... well played.
Markarth_Guard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:53:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time I was doing LSD at my girlfriend of three months house with her brother and this dude leaned out of the wall and started asking me for help. Freaked me out seriously cause things like that don't happen.
The next day I mentioned it to my girlfriend (who doesn't use drugs) and I described the dude to her. It was her sisters ex boyfriend who killed himself behind their house when her sister dumped him two years prior.
Talk about a mind fuck.
Focused-Third-Eye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:13:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
O_O
Markarth_Guard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:22:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I forgot to mention her Dog ran into the room and started chewing at the wall where dude leaned out of it, completely freaking her brother out. I was way too, astonished, to do anything else but sit there drooling.
OhSeeDee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:54:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've already told this on reddit before, but here goes again...
There's this well known guy on the walking street in our town were all the stores are, he is there every day selling lottery tickets and whatnot and everyone loves him.
Anyways, in 2001 we traveled to Creece. And one day we went to Knossos and walked around there for a few hours, then walked to a market(or somewhere around there, it was 11 years ago). When we're walking through a tunnel with a roof made by leafs, we hear a voice saying my mothers name. I shit you not, it was him, the lottery guy. We had no idea he was going there too, but we met him at the same place, at the same exact time and 3000 km from home. I like to think that if we had gone there just a few minutes later we would have missed him.
aliennesss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:55:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was singing a song. Got into a cab with it's radio on...same song starting from the next word that I was about to sing.
noematus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:02:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Had this one happen to me - with a witness too! :)
pretzelzetzel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:57:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A few years ago I was living with a friend for the summer and we had a few highschool friends down for the weekend. We'd been hanging out, dropping shrooms and smoking salvia and copious amounts of weed, and suddenly the phone rang. At this point I was about at a 4 on a highness scale of 10.
"Is Jake there?" the voice asks. A man's voice; nothing of especial note. There's no Jake in the place, so I say,
"I'm sorry. You must have the wrong number."
"Jake?" he asks again.
"No, there's no Jake here," I repeat. "Sorry."
He pauses for a second or two.
"Aaron?"
My name. I'm Aaron.
"Wha--"
"Is this Aaron?" he asks again; I don't respond.
"You're a dead man, Aaron. I'm going to kill you in the worst ways possible. *click*"
Now I'm fucked. I grabbed everything in the house that could pass for a weapon and made my friends help me move all the furniture into the middle of the main room and turn on every light in the house. We sat there for what felt like hours until they were finally able to convince me that it must somehow have been a prankster. It still gives me chills to remember those words.
Bvesfaz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:06:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've a weird story about glitch in the matrix.... I was in my last year of highschool in philosophy class, me and my friends were not sitting all together. The teacher ended a phrase about the cavern of Platon and then, a pen fell from a desk behind me. So i just turn my head for a few sec, when i turned back to the teacher she was ending the same sentance and the pen fell again... I know that seemed stupid but all of my friends had the same feeling than me. Deja vu shared by 5 people at the exact same time ? or real glitch in the matrix ?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:12:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When my family moved in to a new house when I was a kid, we had a little crawlspace in one of the closets. So when we're moving in, I crawl inside it alone. I find what appears to be a door and crawl through it, only to come out the same way I came
I crawl out, puzzled, but nothing too bad, maybe I just crawled backwards or something without realizing it. I turn around, go in to the closet only to find out that the crawlspace was no longer there, and there was sealed plaster door over where I could have sworn I'd just been.
I'd tried telling my family this. No one believed me.
tnt3k ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:12:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is going to sound probably as crazy as the rest of the stories, but this has happened multiple times.
When I sleep, I rarely have dreams. Either that or I wake up and don't remember the dreams. However in 4 instances, I have had very vivid dreams. A couple of years ago, I dreampt that I was on the top of a really high building with glass all around. There was a lot of people around and I could see fireworks going off the tops of other buildings. Since I live in the bay area, I thought it was some party I was at in SF.
What freaked me out was that new years eve 2012 I went to the MIX lounge in Mandalay Bay. It was my first time spending new years in Vegas and my very first time at the MIX lounge. When I walked in, I turned to my girlfriend and said, I've been here before in my dreams.
This one is by far the most vivid dream that has come true years later.
Another dream I had was going to a korean bbq and that indeed happened years later as well. 2 other instances of dreams coming true happened and it freaks me out everytime I encounter those situations. I try to explain it to the people around me, but they just think I'm talking nonsense. I feel like I'm either seeing into the future or that my brain has gone through so many infinite dreams that some actually might coincide with real events in life.
AnonSmith ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:15:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure no one will see this, but my glitch was clairvoyance in the most funny way possible.
As I'm falling asleep one night I am overcome with an elated feeling. I was in the stage right before you fall asleep, many of you know it by the feeling that you're falling and startle awake. I woke myself up chuckling about a long past memory of my friends mom finding his happy rag. Strange I thought to think of such a thing, now, of all times, then drifted off.
The next morning I wake up to my friend pounding up the stairs with a look of panic stricken on his face. Which absently reminded me of the comedy of the previous night. He said "You'll never guess what happened". I absentmindedly say "Did your mom find your jizz rag?". A look of surprise washed the panic from his face. Reassuringly I state "Dude, you told me ages ago surely it didn't happen again."
After some talking I learned that it had happened in the morning that day and that it was most definitely the first time it happened. Still thinking he was joking I brushed the coincidence off. He says "At least I'll never see that thing again". I look at him in a menacing with a foreshadowing gloom about me "Welp, you mom gives it back to you a week later in the laundry like nothing ever happened". He laughed and we carried on an uneventful day.
A week later I get the text confirming that what I said would happen indeed did. It took a rather large some of convincing on his part that he wasn't having a laugh. I could recall the color of the shirt and where it was hidden in the closet as well, almost like a dream... about my friends happy rag.... :/
Years later we both are baffled at what happened. I wish I could have predicted something useful...
werbl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:15:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm rarely have strange or unusual dreams, but when I was in college I dreamt that my dad and I were on vacation together, sharing a hotel room. In the dream a guy violently broke through the door of the room while we were asleep and smashed my dad in the head with an ax.
I woke up immediately pretty shaken up, but calmed myself down and was eventually able to get back to sleep.
About eight hours later my dad had a stroke.
phillipbingles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:18:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 3 months ago, I was making my first feature film up in the forest in Flagstaff, Arizona. It was the third night, and we needed to get a shot of the characters deep within the forest. We walked and walked for about 45 minutes until we found a particularly dark spot in the forest. We had filmed out in the forest both nights before this so we were pretty comfortable with the darkness and silence that came with the forest, but when we got out there something seemed wrong. Even when I talk to my crew today, they remember me looking around uncomfortably as the actors got into position.
On the third take, I hear my lead actress say "There's something over there." They both became very upset, and demanded that we leave the forest immediately. I immediately separated both my lead actors and got them to draw what they had seen. It was identical to this picture i had seen years before on the internet: http://vulpesffb.wordpress.com/2010/12/14/forest-ghoul/forest-ghoul/ ... When i showed this picture to my lead actress she started crying. I never fully believed them... until I found glowing eyes watching them in at least one scene every night up until that point. Both the lead actress and I still to this day have nightmares about this creature standing at the end of our beds, watching us. We have had the same exact nightmare on the same night, at least three times.
But the most horrifying part of all, isn't the unexplained glowing eyes in the footage, or the nightmares... It's the fact that I had written into the script that they had seen a creature in the forest with glowing white eyes just three days before we went out to film. My actress has stopped telling people because of how much she has been ridiculed, and I am on the verge of doing the same. All I have left to cling onto is our footage from that faithful night.
deargodimbored ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:16:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, you should post the footage.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:23:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was riding my bike to university and daydreaming about God and atheism. I'm somewhat of a 'soft' atheist, in that I don't believe in God, but, at the same time, won't actively persuade others not to.
Anyway, I was thinking to myself about some evangelicals I saw the other day and thought: "Well, how can anyone expect me to believe in God without anything to go on? Surely even God, if he exists, would realize he needs to give me some sort of sign of his existence."
Just at that moment a tram goes past with an ad plastered all over it. The ad was a (presumably Christian-funded) ad saying: "God exists."
My next thought was: "That doesn't count."
Wulvaine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:24:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Cross-posted from the Glitch_in_the_Matrix subreddit:
The town I live in is fairly small, and there's not a great deal to do. Throughout our teen years, my best friend and I spent a lot of time walking around town talking about whatever came to mind. Sometimes we roamed out of town through the surrounding area as well, but for the most part, we just sort of wandered circuitously around within city limits; I don't think there's any street we haven't gone down at one point or another, haha. We'd talk about our lives, the universe, science, philosophy, our crushes (and later girlfriends), whatever. We did this almost every night, particularly during the summer. At the time, my cousin and I were renting the basement of my house from my mom, which meant we usually end up heading in around one in the morning and playing Bomberman or Timesplitters 2 and shit-talking until well into the morning.
When we were about 16 (Kris might have been 17; he's a little older than I am), we were out on our usual journey. I don't know what time it was, but it was fairly early. It was right about the time dusk starts setting in, and streetlights were coming on, but there was still a little bit of natural light. It was a warm night, and we were talking about some science topic. We were walking down a familiar street. That was when the glitch happened.
It got darker very suddenly. Not MUCH darker, but enough that we noticed the fact that it wasn't a natural, gradual shift, and dark enough that the streetlights just barely formed visible cones against dust in the air. The temperature dropped significantly almost immediately. This was August, but we got JUST the very beginnings of fog from our breath. That wasn't right. Given a couple more hours, we might have expected that, but not suddenly like that. Our conversation trailed off, and we walked down the rest of this street in silence. We were pretty nervous, though we didn't know why. I got a text at about this moment. The number was my girlfriend's, but when I checked it, it was just a series of scrambled symbols. I sent a reply asking what that was all about and kept walking. When we were about halfway, I caught something out of the corner of my eye on the opposite side of the street, right in the cone of one of the lights. It wasn't exactly black so much as I'd swear it appeared to be a hole cut in the universe; just an absence. It was a human shape, but wrong. I couldn't tell you what was wrong about it, because when I turned my head, I didn't see it anymore. I stared at where I thought I'd seen it, and turned my head back, tilted it a few times to see if some trick of the light had produced the illusion, but couldn't spot it again. I turned to Kris and asked him quietly "Did you see that?"
He looked really uncomfortable and nodded. Without another word, we walked a little faster to the end of the street. We turned the corner and walked about twenty feet when it seemed like we stepped back out into summer. Everything was a little brighter again, and it was warm. Looking back, nothing appeared unusual about where we'd just been. It wasn't dimmer or anything. I motioned for Kris to stop. I slowly stepped back across, and everything dimmed/chilled again. I almost jumped back out of this 'zone', and put my arm over where I judged the line to be. It was cold where my arm was, but the rest of me was fine. Normally, we would have walked around for a few more hours, but that night we went straight home. I got a text back from my girlfriend asking why I'd sent her a message of scrambled symbols. Kris and I barely talked about the whole thing then (we spent maybe five minutes discussing it and then decided to put it out of our minds), and haven't talked about it since. We've been back down that road hundreds of times since, and there's never been ANYTHING strange about it ever again.
I'm an atheist and a skeptic, and I don't believe in the supernatural or anything like that, and I certainly don't think we passed some evil on the road, haha. But I don't really have an explanation for it. As I understand it, a particular frequency can cause uneasiness and hallucinations in humans, and that's the closest thing I have to knowing what happened. I suppose if there was something like that around, it may well have scrambled incoming and outgoing text messages as well. All of this might not have unnerved us so much if we hadn't described the shape EXACTLY the same way, in the same place.
TL;DR: My friend and I were walking down a street, it got dark and cold all of a sudden, for an instant we both saw a humanoid shape under a streetlight that somehow felt wrong out of the corners of our eyes, and we high-tailed it home after brief investigation.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:26:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if this counts, but it definitely gave me the 'this makes no fucking sense whatsoever' feeling.
I was driving home one afternoon, I live in a village surrounded by farm lands, but it's central Scotland, and fairly heavily urbanised. I get to the outskirts of the village when a fucking DEER bolts in front of my car. I've seen a herd of deer ONCE in Scotland, and that was up in the back of beyond where there are many mountains, and few people. How the fuck did it get there? It either wandered about 100 miles south of where it should have been, through cities and towns to get to where I live, or matrix glitch.
My brain doesn't have the computing power to deal with that kind of event. Or maybe that's what the machines want: they fuck with us every so often to make us think ultra-hard and produce extra electricity.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:30:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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zeert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That cat probably saved your life, man.
toraksmash ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:31:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know I'm late to the party, but I on New Year's Eve 2010-2011 we had a time leak.
Some friends were over at our apartment, a bunch of wild hippie buddies of my roomate bringing all of the things that wild hippies bring with them. When the incident in question occured, a couple of these kids were getting lice (head AND pubic!) all over our giant suede beanbag chair upstairs and the roomie had passed out in the recliner. The only witnesses were myself, my husband, a strung out leprechaun I'll call Smalls, and some guy I had only just met. Most of what I knew of the newcomer boiled down to a few observations about how well he could handle the substances Smalls claimed he was on. We can call him Spunion.
The four of us are sitting on the couch, watching Avatar, at about 2AM, swapping stories and shooting shit. All of a sudden, my husband jumps out of his seat and runs into our bedroom. We hear some slight crashing coming from the other room, but before I can make it halfway, he comes running back out of the room with an empty trashcan in hand.
We were all confused, including my husband who swears we had needed it urgently. Whatever. We move on.
About twenty, thirty minutes later Spunion starts shaking and gagging and whatnot, and Smalls jumps up and goes to the kitchen for a glass of water. My hubbie, right on cue, begins to run for the bedroom. Then he remembers that he already got the trashcan, and that this was what he was trying to explain to us. Spunion did his thing in the trashcan, and my mind was blown.
TL;DR My huband jumped twenty minutes into the future to get a puke-bin for some random kid ODing in my living room.
Dragon029 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:32:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ultimate glitch for me - I was about 10, staying at my uncle's place with my grandmother and a bunch of other family. So, it's like late morning / midday I'm playing Golden Eye on N64 with another uncle and decide to get a drink.
I head upstairs, gulf down some cordial (FYI, a non-alcoholic sweet drink made from water and liquid flavouring), check something in the bedroom we were sleeping in and I walk back outside... to find a sunset in progress. I freak out, because like 6 hours had just passed while I had gone to get a drink of cordial.
Apparently, I had fallen asleep earlier. But even after having been told that, I still had absolutely zero memory of even having laid down in bed. I even remember briefly arguing the matter before just accepting it.
Shazamicide ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:34:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to have the craziest re-occuring nightmare. As I think about it, I'm sitting here at my desk covered in goosebumps. Ugh..
It started to happen when I was like maybe 8 or 10. I grew up in a two story house, and my room was on the 2nd floor. The way my bed was set up, I could look out my door into the hallway, and directly across from my room was the bathroom. The lighting on the 2nd floor of my house was shit.. so it was always moderately close to pitch black darkness.
The dream would begin like this: I'd simply become aware that I was laying down underneath this blue denim-like comforter and the covers of my bed. I could hear my own breathing, and the room was cold - icy cold. I could see my breath misting in the air. And I'd be fucking stone-cold staring out my door, into the bathroom, completely unable to look anywhere else. I could see nothing, but no matter what, I could. Not. Look. Away. And after several minutes of breathing and staring.. the nightmare would end for the night.
After a week or two maybe.. the dream would come back. I'd be laying in my bed, tucked underneath the comforter and the sheets. Except.. the darkness had changed. There was something I could see inside the shadows, a vague shape that I couldn't make out. A body. I could sense it the same way it sensed me. And it was just beyond the black of the unlit hallway. After five minutes of watching.. the dream would end.
Fast forward. I'd collapse into the dream.. every detail the same.. except now.. the shape was in the hallway. It was a small person, like a child juuust larger than myself at that point.. standing there in the twilight of the hallyway, watching me in much the same way I had been watching him the past few weeks. All that I could see was the silhouette of its body, and that somehow I could see that it was breathing; not because his breath was misting, because it wasn't. At this part of the sequence.. I'd always recognize that - it produced no mist from its exhale. Quietly, we'd stare at each other for a small amount of time.. and eventually, I'd wake up.
Fast forward. He's in my room now. standing in the middle of my room. He seems smaller somehow; like.. four and a half feet tall. I can now see him more clearly; his eyes are huge; too huge - about twice, maybe three times the size of a normal person's eyes, and they are black. Pupil-less black. His breathing is hard, laborious; I can see his chest heaving with each inhale. It scares me - scares the shit out of me. But what scares me worse is that he's staring at me while breathing this way, like he's anticipating a chase or a fight. I can't look away. I simply can't. I remember one time during this part of the sequence.. I somehow mustered the childish pull-the-comforter-over-your-head-and-you're-safe move.. but I remember peaking back out and him still standing there in the middle of my room.. staring at me.
Fast forward. I realize I'm dreaming about laying there in my bed trying to go to sleep.. and he's there. Standing above me, inches from my face. His breaths are like growls, forced through his throat like hot coals, and he's just -standing there-, bent over the top of my bed. His mouth hangs open and wide.. impossibly wide, and its filled with teeth that look like hypodermic needles.. and he / it starts to scream. His hands reach up, clap around the sides of my face, and for maybe five, ten seconds.. just screams into my face.
And every single time.. I'd wake up to the sounds of that screaming, which was in fact my own. Over the course of my life.. I've had this sequence happen about once a year, sometimes not to completion. I think that ever since I became a teenager, I've begun to master control over the dream-state fears and all.. but.. that dream -haunts- me.
Now, this next part is why this post belongs on this thread. I'm currently attending a junior college, and several of my friends there are students of art. I went to the cafe one morning to grab a cup of coffee and one of these friends happened to be there sitting at one of those shitty wrought-iron table bench combos that almost instantly put your ass to sleep. He was drawing something in his sketch pad.
I walk over around behind him so as not to interrupt while stealing a glance and as I do, I drop my cup of coffee and break out into cold sweats. He's drawing the thing from my dreams. Every detail is correct. Every single detail. The teeth.. the eyes.. everything. And the way he's drawing it is as if its reaching up to grab something. My friend hears the cup hit the ground and explode so he turns around and says, "What, you like it that much?"
I say "No", explain why, and he stops drawing it. I don't think he ever finished it. I'm fucking calling him tomorrow to find out if he still has it so I can get a pic of it.
charliehenryrufus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:37:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay so I work as a sound technician for theatres and such and one day i'm at this theatre in the middle of the day, setting up for that night's dress rehearsal. My colleagues went out to buy lunch, leaving me in the building as i had brought lunch from home. As i'm working at the sound desk, out of the corner of my eye I notice a woman in a red coat, standing around the seating on the first tier of the theatre. Turns out I had to fix a speaker rig up there anyway, so walked up to introduce myself, thinking the lady was from the show or management or something. When I got up I called out but there was no one there. Thinking she had just slipped out of the building unnoticed, I kept working and when my mates got back asked them if that lady worked here. They told me I was the only one in the building when they left and that the only entrance to the theatre were the double doors directly behind my desk. If anyone had been or gone I would have heard them. That was a scary show.
negativeffect ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:41:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think this counts, i once used the force; it was winter i got to a house party late. Everyone was out in the detached garage smoking. I walk in just as a couple of tispy girls are leaving I look right at my buddies to get their attention and look back at the girls leaving and make a hand motion of knocking their legs out from under them and we hear both girls tumbel. My good friend deadpan "you must use your powers for good" both girls got pretty banged up bloody knees and palms.
pirate_doug ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:58:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ANAKIN! NOOOOOOO!
cyport ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:41:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time on a holiday in France with the family. We had this rental car that we picked up from the airport. We put our bags in and headed off on a long journey somewhere (I can't recall why it was such a long trip).
About 2 hours later we decided to stop off in a town and grab some lunch when my dad got out and realised he couldn't find his wallet. It struck him that he left it on the roof of the car at the airport and forgot to take it off and back in his pocket.
Since it was a hot day and I had my window slightly open in the back seat. I saw something balancing on the window glass and it turned out to be dad's wallet! It must have fallen down and perfectly assembled itself to balance between the tiny gap in the window and the door and survived a long motorway trip for 2 hours. I don't know why I didn't see it but I guess I must have been fixated on my GameBoy and didn't notice it.
Murl0c ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:41:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In 2003 I was driving home with my girlfriend , we live about 15km outside the city on a farm, it was about 21:00 at night and had my headlights on. We were about 2 km from home when what looked like a white plastic bag drifted across the road chest height. I was going at about 100km/h when I saw it and it looked like it would pass in front of the car without us hitting it blowing in the wind. About 20m out the bag kinda stopped in the middle of the road and came right at the car.
Now I know that a bag wont do any damage to my car so I just kept going thinking that it would just go over the car with the wind, but then just before hitting the bag its shape changed to a mans face screaming and went right through the windscreen leaving me in cold shivers, I straight away looked in my rear view mirror to see "the bag" fly over the car but saw nothing. I looked over to my girlfriend , completely stunned at what I just saw and kinda freaking the fuck out.
I thought it was just a hallucination and that it was just my imagination but my girlfriend looked over to me pulled her legs up onto the seat hugging her knees and asked me "What the fuck was that?!?!" turning white as a ghost and starting so freak out. Then she said "Did you also see that WHITE FACE" I answered her question by dropping a gear and getting the fuck away from that area, My little Honda prelude almost hit 200KM/H over that last 2 Kilometers.
TL;DR: Think I saw a Ghost driving home one night, drove very irresponsibly home after.
Hotem_Scrotum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:46:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 17, I travelled with a friend from Perth to Adelaide to steal a car...that's right, steal a car. My friend had sold a car to his uncle who lived in Adelaide, with the condition that he pay the monthly loan repayments on top of a lump sum. The uncle had stopped paying the loan and the finance company were hassling my friend as the loan was still in his name. His solution was to steal the car back with the intention of selling it to someone else so he could pay out the loan.
We had little money and nowhere to stay in Adelaide. The prick of an uncle wouldn't let us stay in his house, but said it was ok if we slept in the car. This actually fit in well with our plans, as we just waited until it was late and drove off in the car as my friend had a spare set of keys. So off we drove, heading back to Perth from Adelaide across the Nullabore.
The next evening, we were roughly halfway back to Perth and it was a very foggy night. My friend had been doing all the driving and I had fallen asleep in the passenger seat. He woke me up saying I had to see this. Both sides of the deserted, foggy highway were lined with huge Grey Kangaroos. They were very still and were lined up back as deep as I could see through the fog, which was about 6 deep.
My friend had slowed his car, worried one of the big Roos would run out into our car...but none of them moved. We drove on like this for about 30 minutes and then suddenly there were no more roos
Hotem_Scrotum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:50:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, doing this on my phone and accidentally hit submit.
We stopped the car, got out and looked back...no roos. We must had driven by literally thousands of these animals and now they were nowhere to be seen. The fog had cleared too. Freaked us the fuck out and we were left wondering if the whole thing had been a hallucination. I've never been able to explain these ghost kangaroos and I will never forget this experience.
It was a very eventful drive (about 2000 Km), but I'll leave the other stories for another time.
Jaggle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:09:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh the old Perth-Adelaide Roo Rift.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:56:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lamp posts have been going out when I walk under them semi-frequently for my entire life.
Gephoria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:00:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i've procced lighters... world of warcraft alchemy style, like I buy one and end up with three sometimes, money, and flash drives.
I also contacted the founder and high priest of the church of satan two years after his death via saiyance...
Shaasar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:12:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this is amazing.
"i proc lighters." genius.
emcoffey3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:07:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't really a "Matrix moment", but it's kind of weird so I'll share it.
This was in about 2003 or 2004. My girlfriend at the time's parents had gone out of town, and I was staying the night at her house. She wakes me up in the middle of the night. I ask her what the problem is and she says "There's something in here.", meaning in her room I guess. I was about to tell her to relax and go back to sleep when the blinds start going totally crazy and "fluttering" (don't know how else to describe it) all over the place for 3 or 4 seconds, as if a big gust of wind had just come through the window. I said something like "Whoa, what was that?" and she replied "I don't know!" in a very frightened tone. I get up and turn on her bedroom lights to investigate and notice that a) the window is not open, and b) there is no vent anywhere near the window.
I deduced that it must have been one of her pets (she had 2 cats and 1 dog), but she tells me that they're all out in the living room (the bedroom door was closed, so there's no way they could be coming in an out). I walk out into the living room, and, sure enough, all three animals are sleeping on the couch. So at that point I had no logical explanation for what I saw. I asked her why she woke me up to begin with, and she said that she thought she saw "something" (she couldn't elaborate further). I have no idea what actually caused it, but it's one of the weirder things I've ever seen.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:11:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if anyone will read this story as it's long, but I think it's worth your time as it still blows my mind to this day.
About a year and a half ago in the summer I went out for lunch with my parents and my grandparents. We were at this lovely hall that was at the end of a long sweeping road, with apple trees going up either side of the path.
During our meal the main topic of conversation was Al Gore and climate change. We were had the same understanding that global warming is scarily real.
After finishing the meal we all got in the car, and my dad started driving us down the long sweeping road. On the left hand side, lying on his back was an old man, and clearly his wife panicking and walking as quick as she could towards our car. My dad breaks and me and my mum jump out of the car. We ask her what the matter is, and she tells us he has a pacemaker and he must have had a heart attack. My mum runs over to him and starts giving CPR (She is a trained medic) and I call an ambulance whilst running back up to the hall in hope that someone else could help too.
As I get back down to my family and the old couple, less than 2 minutes later the ambulance team arrive. My dad had got out of the car at this point and was comforting the wife. The ambulanceman said 'I'm sorry, but your husband has died. This lady helped him stay on a little longer, but there is nothing that could have saved him'.
The lady seemed surprisingly calm after the tears had gone from the shock as she said 'he lasted 5 years longer than the doctors gave him, and he passed on a beautiful summers day underneath the trees.'
The man from the ambulance man went 'I'll take you back home, but please can you tell me what your husbands name is?'
'Alan Gore'.
My whole body is tingling right now typing this story, but I can't explain the look on my dads face as we both turned to each other. We were just completely frozen. The chances and probability of us talking about someone with such an obscure name, then less than 10 minutes later seeing someone dead with that same name blows my mind.
I'm sorry this was so long but I hope you enjoyed.
pehs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:27:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At a very young age, I was alone in the backseat of my parent's car chilling with my favorite teddy-"bear" (was a rabbit) when I distinctly recall wanting to sit up and check out what was happening up front (no seat-belt on :s). I put the rabbit right behind me and about 10 minutes later fell back to find it gone. On arrival we thoroughly searched the car and my parents came to the impossible conclusion that I had somehow threw my best friend out the front passenger window (no windows in the back). To this day I remember feeling less sad than bewildered at the impossibility of what had happened.
It's probably one of my earliest memories and to this day I know it was a glitch, somewhere in an alternate reality my rabbit is there.
vowdy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:32:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So many possible Fringe episodes in this thread..
ZeiferRei ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:32:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm probably a tad late for this one, but I'll post anyway. Not even my story, either, but my Parents'.
I was 12, and I was staying out at a friends place a few miles away, my sister was also out at her friends just down the street.
Must have been about 11pm, my parents were sat on the sofa downstairs, watching TV and getting ready to go to sleep, when they heard a small thumping upstairs from my room, then nothing.
A minute or two later, down the stairs came 5 or 6 little bouncy balls (You know, the kind which are tiny, choking hazards to children and bounce like motherfuckers)
Now, in order for the bouncies that were in my room to come down the stairs, they'd have to roll out of my room, down a corridor, turn left twice and then bounce down.
Here's the funny bit.
Mine were still in my room
My sister didn't own any. She wasn't awesome enough.
TheJabrone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:39:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hadn't thought about this one for a few years (I think my mind might've suppressed it on purpose), but this thread reminded me. From as early as I can remember (maybe I was around 5), I used to have this dream that I kept having with regular intervals. In the dream I was being chased down a slope by monsters of various sizes and colours. At the end of the slope I could turn right to where I lived (in the dream, not in real life) or turn right to a grocery store with a red sign on the roof. Nothing strange about that, except that I moved to that exact place when I was around 10. As soon as we moved there the dreams stopped and I never had them again. When we moved away from that place (I was 17 at the time), I started having the dream again. Three years ago I moved back to the same place (except I live at the top of the hill now), and the dreams stopped again. This freaks me the fuck out.
MOTHERTRUCKINMUFFINS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:43:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And now we know who the schizophrenics of Reddit are...
Maplassie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:51:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me and a friend went racing one night in the warehouse district with my car. It was about 1am and there were very very few cars left doing sprints. I pull away and approach a decently modded silver Honda Civic juts cruising. As we approach him from behind, we pass a well lit area and my friend starts laughing uncontrollably. Turns out this cake in the Civic had a Trunk Monkey on the exterior of his rear window. We both had a good laugh and I decide to put my foot down and boost past him to entice him, but he was driving at a rather slow pace, and seemed unphased at my attempts to lure him into a run.
So I just kept on accelerating, passing him, and leaving him way way back in my rear view mirror. My mate lights us both a cigarette, and asks me to stretch my gears a bit, I oblige. Comming up to a red light, we spot tail lights at the intersection about 150 meters infront of us. As we approach my friend goes silent and just points to the car. I take a peak and it's THE EXACT SAME HONDA CIVIC WITH TRUNK MONKEY THAT I JUST PASSED A COUPLE OF SECONDS AGO. Both of us freaking out like you can't believe. There is NO way that he could take a shortcut or come past us in that short space of time. I was freaking out so bad, my legs started trembling and I kept on stalling the car, and not a single word was spoken as I tried driving home.
As we get out of the car, my friend looks over to me and says "maybe his vtec kicked in". It really wasn't all that funny at that moment though, we just went inside and sat in silence untill we passsed out.
Younity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Love the vtec comment but that is some crazy shit. It's ridiculous how many of these stories share strands of similarity.
hrafnigaur ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:55:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
USB connectors, the biggest glitch I have found so far in the Matrix.
finn141 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:57:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Best thread I have ever read, been reading for about 2 hours now, just want to say thanks for all the stories.
Younity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:26:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
3 and a half reporting in.. best thread I've seen on reddit.
nisk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:58:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 12 I had a very "glitchy" experience. I was going home back from school by bus. While I was waiting for it elegant old man asked me for time and then went on with his slow but merry stroll. I got of the bus 3 stops later only to find him there walking as slow as he was. He said "good day, again!" and walked on, smiling.
There is no possible way he could have closed this distance on foot, especially given his slow pace. Car is not very probable given his age and the route bus took. This experience is weirding me out to this day due to cheerful nature of the old guy :)
catsx3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:58:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Late to the party but I'll chime in!
Buddy of mine and myself are smoking out one day in the middle of the big poker craze (~2004.) He's holding a pack of cards and looks at me and says "Stare me right in the eyes and tell me which card I have in my hand"
Instantly my mind says Q of spades and I blurt it out. The look on his face gave it away instantly, I had guessed the exact card! We do it again, instantly the card pops into my head, blurt it out and bam, same card. This was repeated 2. more. fucking. times. 4 times in a row, I guessed the exact card and exact suit.... odds of that were like 1 in 7.5 million if I remember correctly. Still creeps me out.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:01:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A few months ago one night on my way home I noticed a street light's bulb go out like it fused or something. Then a few days ago it happened again, not the same street lamp and not the same area. This started to happen on a regular basis. Every time I would travel in the evenings, a single street lamp bulb would fuse just as I got close to it. I told my gf about it and she just laughed and said I was being silly... Until I pointed it out to her and she at first said it was a coincidence until it happened again and again. 3 different lights in 3 different streets in the same night. She believes me now.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:02:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was pretty late at night, and me and my friend were watching a shitty casino channel for a laugh, where a roulette game was playing. We decided to start betting with each other, seeing who could get closest to the number that came up. I don't know how, but as soon as we started, I got 3 numbers in a row completely correct. Colour and number.
I won all of the money he had on him in those 3 goes, so we stopped playing.
Younity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Appropriate username.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Heh. I was actually going to use this as an account where when someone mentioned a song, I played it for them on the piano. Didn't end up having enough time and couldn't afford a video camera. Ah well.
pratoprato ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:04:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 15-30 minutes ago, I was sitting in the British Compound, talking with the new Corporal in charge, welcoming him to the site, etc etc. (I am in Afghanistan.) He asked about explosions in the area, and I told him they regularly occurred but rarely ever hit the camp. During the conversation 2 small IEDs went off just within earshot. As I got up to leave, I said "Here's the big one!", and as if on queue, BOOM. Nearly pissed myself.
tl;dr - I psychically called a nearby explosion right before it happened.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:05:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I took a crap once.
Then I took one five minutes later.
Trevor1993 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:09:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hope somebody will read this eventually even though this has so many posts, but anyways here's the story. A few years ago when I was in high school, I use to smoke pot and my friends and I were doing the aforementioned actitivity after school one day in my frinds basement where his room was. We left to go meet somebody or to get more weed or something. I don't remember what we went to do exactly. We were gone for about half and hour and nobody was home to our knowledge while we were gone. When we got back we all sat down and noticed something on his table which was in center of all the chairs, couch, and furniture. There were a bunch of broken up sticks laying on the table. None of us put the sticks there. We got really freaked out for a moment and nobody said they remeber putting them there. We looked around the house but nobody was home. One of us might have just been really high and forgoten they put them there but non of us know for sure or had any memory of it. If I remeber corrrctly they were also set on the table very neatly and in some sort of order. It was a while ago so some of the details are slightlty fuzzy. Anyways, we never figured out who or what put those sticks there.
r0tten ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:09:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 13, I was coming home from church on a Sunday night when we stopped at a gas station. We pulled out as a cop car chased another car swerving around us. We kept driving watching the chase in front of us an the as the road changes direction we see the car being chased cut off its lights and turn off of the road into a bunch of trees. The cop car came to a screeching halt and looked down the wooded ridge looking for the other car but there was no path to be found where the car should have gone. We went a ways up the road and then came back around to find 3 more cops looking off the ridge, scratching their heads. My parents bring it up to this day about how it was the craziest thing they had seen in their lives.
MonkeyWithMachete ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:11:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My reflection in the mirror was off, i was like ten brushing my teeth and it scared the shit out of me. My reflection just stared at me while i brushed for about 2 seconds. We think it was the house we were living in.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:15:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was about 2am and i was walking back home from a Batman marathon at a friends. My route took me through a quiet country lane that was lit intermittently with street lamps. The last time I had taken this route home I had a bit of an altercation with a badger so I was being more observant than usual. I was walking through a dark spot and as i looked ahead at the next patch of light from the street lamp I saw something that instantly stopped me. It looked like a plastic bag floating in the wind, only it wasn't travelling anywhere. There was something about the way it was moving that didn't look or feel right. It was kind of hovering at about waist height and slowly flailing with the slight wind. Telling myself to stop being pathetic, I started to walk towards it imagining how stupid I would feel when i found out it was just a piece of rubbish or something. However as i got right up to it i realised that it wasn't a bag or some plastic sheet, it was liquid? As i went to touch it seemed to be disturbed by my movement and it instantly began to precipitate into droplets that spread out before falling to the ground. It had a sort of pearlescent quality to it. The only thing i can liken it to is "magic mirror' from Grant Morrison's comic "The Invisibles". Really freaked me out.
me-tan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:16:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A couple that come to mind:
My grandmother had a history of doing freaky things. One time one of my friends was over. Grandma starts saying "Me-tan I heard the door. Can you answer it?" I didn't hear anything so I looked over. Right then the doorbell goes. I think nothing of it as this is normal for her, and go answer the door, then notice my friend is completely freaked out by this. We live in bungalow where all the bedrooms are at the front of the house, and the living room where we were is behind near the back door. There is no way she could have heard someone approaching, and noone knocked.
On a lighter note, another interesting thing I recall was on the UK TV show "Time team", where they dig up archeology and use it to teach history on the show. One time they dug up a bronze age skull and decide to have one of those forensic restorations done on it to see what it's owner would have looked like. This was going to be the party piece of the show. They have all the locals in the town where they found the thing in their town hall and unveil the completed clay head. The crowd start giggling and murmoring a name. The clay mud-hut man head looks exactly like someone in the audience. If you can find that particular episode it might be worth watching :)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:16:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will probably get buried, but here it goes!
When I was in 8th grade my friend AJ and I (and maybe another kid? Probably Joey...) were going to see the new 3D Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's movie at the movie theater. We saw a lot of movies just to see them.
We were at the concessions stand ordering things, when AJ decides he wants gummy bears. The guy at the counter says "Oh, I need to go to the back to get those." and jokingly, AJ says "What are they just that popular?" and the worker replied "No, you're actually the first to get them all night." We continued the joking back and forth and I said "Hey, since he's the first, that's kinda special. He should get a prize or something. Like a balloon." And they guy said "Yeah, I actually have one, give me a minute."
He left for a minute or two and comes back with the gummy bears and this greasy, powder covered blue balloon, and hands it to my friend AJ. We laugh about it, ask him why he had it (no reason was given), and then begin heading to our movie. Snacks, and balloon in hand, still laughing about the balloon, we turn the corner to a lady yelling "THAT'S MY BALLON! THEY STOLE MY BALLOON!"
This lady was waiting around the corner next to a security guard who then got puffy chested and walked towards us. In the heat of confusion and fear we simple handed the balloon over and walked into the movie, sat down for a minute then said "What the heck just happened?"
I still cannot explain this. Why was this balloon such a big deal? Where did the kid get if from? Why was it dirty? Why did he give it to us? Was it a setup?
I ponder this every now and then.
Younity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:57:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like she left her balloon unattended, cashier saw it, said cool, put it away and gave it to you once you mentioned it. But why a seemingly middle aged woman cares about a balloon, I don't know.. my best guess is that powder or whatever was drugs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know right? We joked about it being a crack balloon, but this was in a nice area (Cobb County in Georgia) and the security guard was there. I have yet to wrap my mind around this
calor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:24:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Here's mine for what it's worth.. There are times when my attention zeros in on some random stranger... Then, he or she meets with a mishap.. Varing degrees of hurt but hurt nonetheless... First time I'm sharing but all true.. And no, I don't distract the subject in any way... They don't even notice me....
dilligiff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:34:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Playing a game of Apples to Apples, my turn to pick the winner. After everyone gives me their cards, I mix them up. Upon looking at the cards they all sucked, so I though it would be funny to pass the cards back to who I thought were the respective owners. In a game of Apple to Apples, I knew what all other seven player's cards were... It just got real up in here.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:38:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was 10 years old and visiting my father in Colorado. We went to an amusement park and we got in line directly behind one of my classmates from my school in Virginia. It melted my brain.
kaz6199 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:38:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
a couple of years ago, we shifted houses, moved into this apartment. Everyone was pretty tired from moving all the furnitures and etc. I was on the bed, tired, on the verge of falling asleep, when suddenly i heard my brother and sister panicking, and trying to tell mom about something. I get up to listen to what they were saying.. My brother had left his laptop in his room, on the table, we didnt have any internet connection at that time, and he had MS word up and running for his project..now this is where it gets freaky.. My brother and sister had just entered the room, when they see words being typed across the screen. Freakiest part? The bizarre sentences made sense, it read: He is a half man, he is a good man... Keep in mind, we had no INTERNET and it wasn't a virus of any sort. The room was dark, and they couldn't make out if the keys were being punched in. I had trouble sleeping that night
Tl;dr: Brother left his laptop on in dark empty room, comes back to see bizarre sentence being typed..
greyestofblue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:46:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in 7th grade and over at my friends house. We were hanging out in the driveway of my friend's friend with this guys big brother ~19yo came out to smoke. He told us we better start putting our bikes away because it was about to start storming (summer in southern FL, this was typical). But to which I replied 'It's not going to rain or lightening' and he said 'How the hell do you know? look around it's going to storm." I then said "I can control the weather."
"Oh Yeah? Then make lightening strike the field across the street" and he pointed across the street. I took a deep breath, closed my eyes, and then hurled my arms like I was throwing a javelin towards the field. Right on cue a lightening bolt struck a tree on the outside of the field. My friend and I screamed at the top of our lungs like little girls and ran to his house he didn't talk to me for about an hour...during which time I was telling him it was a coincidence. I was 13 at the time.
Tw1tchy3y3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:50:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A few months back I was laying in bed one night, wide awake, with the GF lightly dozing beside me, when I hear splashing. Like, someone stomping their foot into a puddle about two to three inches deep. I shake the GF and ask if she heard it as well, she says no, and goes back to sleep.
Then I hear it again.
This time I get up and investigate. I walked the entire house. Bathroom, kitchen, bedrooms... Not a wet spot to be found, and not a single dripping faucet.
TL;DR My house is creepy... :/
Also, I tried to post this about an hour ago, but as I finished it and tried to submit, my internet went down, and then the power in the house blinked. I don't think the house likes me talking about it. >.>
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:51:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a lot of weird stuff happen when I was a kid, we pretty much had a poltergiest or something.
First thing - I had a cabbage patch doll (yes even though I am a guy). We were home schooled and my brother and I had some old schooldesks in our bedroom that we used to study on. I had made a bed for my cabbage patch doll out of a cardboard box and he was in it, and the box was on the top of my school desk. The next morning when I woke up, the box was on the floor next to the desk, like someone had picked it up and moved it.
Second story: My brother and I had bunk beds. I slept on the bottom bunk. One night about 3am I got woke up when my entire mattress jumped like 6-8 inches. I mean, it was like someone punched me in the small of the back and forced the mattress up. I was NOT asleep that I remember. I freaked out and pulled the covers nice and high and laid there dead silent. I started to reason it out - we had lots of cats and I thought "well maybe the cats are just fighting under my bed". But then I remembered there wasn't any room under my bed because it was full of boxes of electronic parts from me taking old TV's and stuff apart. The bed was only about 1.5 feet off the ground anyway. To this day I don't know what happened.
Story three: At this time we lived in a very old house. At night if I had to go to the bathroom I would put a pillow behind my back because I always felt like something was watching me or something - you know, typical kid afraid of the dark stuff. My parent's bedroom was straight across from the dining room, and the dining room was between my bedroom and the bathroom. My mom tells me she wakes up one night and looks out in the dining room and sees a man with a horse's head sitting at the table facing away from her.
Even freakier, my mom then tells me one night she woke up and saw a pair of red eyes looking down at her beside the bed. She took a swing at it and they disappeared.
Mason420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:52:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was at a club chilin in the vip lounge and I look out the window and find some wigger beating the hell out of his girlfriend. (The window overlooked a back alley that pretty much no one else could see because it was only window overlooking this dead end dirty alley) I tell my gf im going to go stop this and to watch out the window.
in the alley there are 2 dumpsters no doors no nothing and theyre at the very end, I run up to the guy grab his shoulders throw him to the ground and his gf bolts behind the dumpsters. Im not going to lie my mom was beaten so i layed boots to him. Afterwards I went to look behind the dumpster and she was gone and her bf was knocked out on the ground. my gf who was watching said she saw her run behind it and didnt see her leave.
I have no clue what she did. granted I was busy and my gf was watching me, but she was at a dead end and woulda had to run past me. It still creeps me out. only possible explanaion is she somehow climbed the fire escape (The bottom of the ladder is about 7 feet from the ground)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:53:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not my story, but my fiance's. My boyfriend doesn't do a lot of pillow talk, but as we were laying down one night I'm almost asleep when he asks me "How many people do you think have updated their facebook with something like 'Glad to be alive' and then died that day?" I said, "I don't know. I'm sure it happened at least once." Next day, he rides his bike to work but was running a little late, bikes about fifteen miles. I get a really sick feeling in my stomach for no reason. We didn't have cell phones, just a house phone, and for some reason I'm expecting a call from him. He does call to tell me he survived getting hit by a car. Obviously I'm speechless because he probably shouldn't be on the phone. The girl didn't see him going about 40 miles per hour into a turn onto the road he was crossing, and in a split second he decides to jump off his peddles and throw himself into her windshield in a fetal position to keep from being run over. I get my room mate to give me a ride and he's covered in blood from the windshield taking out chunks of his back, and the bike was run over and destroyed, and the driver ran and was never found. He had updated his facebook to "Glad to be alive." He didn't die, but what are the odds?
gravisj1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:56:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I lost a gold ring once, it was my Dad's, and he gave it to me when I was quite a bit younger.
So anyways, let's say (as I've forgotten the exact details...) I was 18 or so, lose the ring, was pretty heartbroken because it's a nice ring. Anyways, heading to my friends place, figured I had lost it somewhere along the way, as it was missing by the time I got there.
Fast forward a few years, I'm out of highschool now and for whatever reason I think about this ring. Wondering to myself where and how it could have slipped off my finger between here and there.
Same day, I randomly think about it... The exact same friend happens to be coming by my place. Somehow... SOMEHOW... See's this tiny gold and onyx ring in my garden. Picks it up, comes over and says "Didn't you lose this a few years ago?" I was so completely freaked out. I told him right there "I haven't even THOUGHT of this ring since I lost it, until this morning... What are the crazy chances of that happening?"
Anyways, I pissed him off that day with how often I brought it up, and still occasionally mention it.
DeathFromWithin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:58:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
tl;dr; I'm a goddamn time traveler.
lateralg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:03:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not super freaky or anything, but still a little weird.
I'm on my college's Formula SAE team, and we were about a week away from testing the new race car for the first time. I had a dream of the car running and a wheel falling of the car while it was racing. I usually think nothing of these dreams. Well go figure, one week later I'm taking the car out on it's maiden run and I feel a weird shift in weight while going through a corner. I stopped immediately when I felt it. A safety wire (that was the mistake, should've been a clip) snapped allowing the wheel to loosen up quite a bit, destroying the lug mounts in the wheel. Had I gone any further, the wheel would have fallen off.
About a month later, just before we leave for our competition I began to have dreams of the car not running right at competition, just engine troubles in general. 2 days later, we began to experience engine trouble in the same events that I had been experiencing in my dreams. The cause was loose ground wires, but I have no idea how I saw that coming ahead of time.
Fast forward about one year, we are getting ready to test the next race car again for the first time (we build a new one every year). I was speaking with one of my team mates a minute or two before I got into the car to drive, and he asked, "So how are you feeling?". I told him, "I'm doing ok. I have a bad feeling about this fuel system though, but I don't know why. I just don't trust it." I drove the car for about 15 minutes, putting it through the basic tests to make sure it's good to go. About 15 minutes in, the engine suddenly cut out and I spun. Immediately I feel that my back is wet. At first I though it was the radiator blowing out water, but I realized that the fluid was cold. The only cold fluid in the car is fuel. So I jumped out of the car and had a team mate smell my back. My suit and shirt were soaked in fuel. Turns out a pressure gauge spun off and sprayed fuel on me. Luckily, the fuel sprayed over the exhaust headers (which were well over 300 degrees at this point) and never ignited. We lucked out, avoided a pretty nasty situation.
tl:dr I see the future
nedyken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:03:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I use to have a lot of odd coincidences when I was a kid that briefly made me believe in psychic powers.
One afternoon when I was like 10 I noticed my mom had a necklace on. My step-dad had bought it for her. I'm not sure why I had never noticed it before (probably because men don't give a shit about jewelry)... but I started asking questions about it. She told me she had been wearing it for about a year. She claimed she never took it off. That seemed strange. I asked, "Even when you sleep?"... "yes"... "Even when you take a shower?" .... "yes"... "You mean to tell me you NEVER take it off? Ever??" .... "nope".... "What if you got arrested or something?" ... My mom looked at me like I was nuts. "Why on earth would I be arrested". She had never been arrested before. Not sure why I even asked it. LITERALLY Later that night the three of us took a quick drive to blockbuster to pick up a video and a cop pulled us over for something or other. Apparently my mom had some warrant out for her arrest stemming from a missed court date (either unpaid parking tickets or a DUI... not sure) ... The cop took her away. It was kinda dramatic. She was crying hysterically. My step-dad took me home and promised it was going to be alright. He went to the police station to check on her... when he came back I noticed he had the necklace in his hand. "Why did she take it off?", I asked... Apparently it broke at some point during the dramatic scuffle and booking process and she gave it to him when he came by. That was really weird to me at the time.
Another time as a kid I was playing NES when I overheard my mom say to my step-dad, "your sister left a message and wants you to call her". My step-dad responded, "That's weird... I hardly ever talk to her". I vaguely knew he was adopted and kinda remembered something about him not getting along with his father... so I jokingly blurted out, "your dad's dead!"... I felt like real asshole when that turned out to be the case.
stupid shit like that happened constantly to me as a kid.
0niongirl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:05:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
This will probably get buried, but here's my little "glitch".
I bought a television when I was 18. It was a simple 19' to go in my room and I was very proud because it was my first big purchase with my own money. Anyways, shortly after I bought the television I lost the battery cover on the back of my remote control. I used some duct tape to hold the batteries in and didn't think much of it because the remote still functioned normally.
Well I moved a lot the next couple of years. During that time, I probably packed and unpacked everything I've owned at least 5 times. I was settled living in my new apartment for about 8 months. Everything was unpacked and in it's place. I'm generally a neat person and one day I had done a major cleaning marathon. You know the kind of wild cleaning tear that has you getting the dust bunnies out of the corners under your bed. My room was the last place I cleaned and I had just vacuumed my floor, including my huge area rug in front of my bed. I finished bagging up some trash and picked up the bag and walked it out to put it by the front door. When I came back into my bedroom, laying on the floor in the middle of the freshly vacuumed area rug was the missing back to my remote. Now I hadn't thought of that thing for years but as soon as my eyes locked onto it, I knew instantly what it was. I picked it up and put it back on my remote. My remote did not acquire super powers unfortunately.
On a side note, when I was cleaning I wasn't going through things or sorting things in storage boxes. This was just a nice deep clean with mops, buckets, cleaning products and the vacuum. I also had purchased the vacuum when I moved into my apartment so it was pretty new and it couldn't have been hiding in there the whole time. To this day I have no idea how or why it reappeared like that.
tl:dr Lost the back of my remote, years later it reappeared in the middle of a freshly vacuumed floor.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:11:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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fireball_73 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:19:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a disney movie!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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lookieausername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And it turns out that instead of that he was a chicktopus! (AWOOOO)
MrsFelstead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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yeebok ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:11:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well I'll dive in with one. I'm 40 now but when I was 15, on three consecutive Saturday nights, I had exactly the same dream, except the first dream showed the first third, the second showed the first 2/3 and the last all of it.
The dream was pretty out there. I was in bed (my bedroom) and woke. There was a glowy light coming through the door, then there was a knock. A few seconds later the door just drifted open on it's own, and there was a large shaggy figure there. End of #1.
It came in the room, looking very malevolent, picked me up and threw me out the window which was a good two metres up, and I went through it without breaking it. I landed outside but hovered some 5cm above the ground. For some reason I had a bone handled knife in my hand. End of #2.
I went and found a small dog (a white jack russell but I'd never seen one before), and reached down to pick it up. Soon as I touched it, the dog and I floated back in my window. The creature or whatever it was took the knife and cut the dog's tail off, then disemboweled it, put all the innards on the floor and set them on fire where they promptly disappeared in a puff of green smoke. End of #3.
After each of the dreams I woke up and looked at the clock and as I did, it flicked from 3:32 to 3:33, I was freezing cold and shivering.
Mum always washed the sheets on Sunday. After the last dream, Mum asked me why I had gone outside, as there was grass in bottom of my bed.
Never experienced anything like it since, and quite happy not to again.
Theocles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:11:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It may be too late to post now but I tend to phase through things every once and a while. Normally it's just my arm going through corners of tables and counters without me watching said arm so I just blamed it on poor ability to tell where my arm is in relation to my body but I remember once stumbling through the wall at the end of the hall so that the corner passed through about half my body. it was really strange since I braced to hit the wall and ended up falling to the ground.
fireball_73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously your quantum mechanics needs a little tuning up. It'll costs $450 plus parts (wavefunctions don't come cheap y'know).
br33z3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:22:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Playing cards. See I have nothing but hearts in my hand but dad is calling trump (wild). Think real hard about hearts... see him calling hearts. He calls hearts.
I win without loosing a single trick. He scratches his head after the hand and says "I have no idea why I called hearts." - I'm sure it's coincidence, but it was powerful enough to stick with me for over a decade. Felt Wierd Man.
chargingmysian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:25:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In Belfast once, leathered off my face I stroll into Lavery's pub with two very good mates of mine.
We go up to the snooker/pool rooms and I see these two smoking hot women playing snooker.
Full to the brim with liquid courage I stroll up to them, seeing that one has a very tricky shot on her hands which could potentially pot two reds.
She starts saying how nobody's going to be able to make the shot, until I (never having played snooker before) politely relieve her of the cue, tell her "this is how it's done", and line up to take the shot.
At this point my inhibitions are slowly creeping upon me, and all I think is "You're in too deep, if you botch this one up you're heading straight outside and never coming back"
I take the shot and the two reds go slap-bang into their respective pockets.
Got me some Irish bird that night.
TL;DR The Architect fucked up and gave me super snooker powers for about 4 seconds.
lookieausername ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:00:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What is snooker? (as far as I know America has nothing called snooker except for <shudders> snookie)
chargingmysian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:54 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlPu5_HJE-I&feature=related
irascible ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:28:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was smoking a cig with a co-worker outside of the building we worked in... We were standing about 15 feet apart..
Suddenly, in the space between us, at about eye level, there was a snap sound, like one of those fun snap things you throw at the ground... in space.. with no visible means of it being produced.
We looked at each other, up, down, all around.. we're like wtf was that... and then kinda just rolled and went back inside... verry strange.
It was on the grounds of a doe research facility, so I chalked it up to some kind of really cool prank.. or... a glitch in the matrix.
vincent_vegas_suit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:35:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Repost from another thread, maybe it fits here:
So I was making toast one morning. Threw it in the toaster and kept talking to my gf. Some time passed, not even thinking about it and still talking to her, I reached over the toaster and at that exact moment the toast popped out and I caught it mid-air. The toaster throws it pretty high. I never thought about doing it before it happened, but after it happened I thought it was really random because it was unintentional and not planned.
RedheadFireStarter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:44:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I've read about three stories and I've had enough. Thanks!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:45:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Too many have happened in my life to count. I can't really document and clarify most though. It's usually a case of knowing things I shouldn't, but it's vague and subject to my own confirmation bias. I can't quantify if this is anything significant. I've had a few predictive dreams, as in, I most definitely had the dream, then the events came true in a very similar or exact way. But again, I don't write down all my dreams so I can't feel so certain. I consider myself to have a scientific mind so I hate all this stuff going on that I can't explain and I don't assume that I've got magical abilities. My mind is unhinged enough without entertaining these notions (and that crazy streak is probably where the experiences originate)
I do have one solid story though:
Just after my grandpa died a lot of the family were staying in his house and generally spending a lot of time there - me, brother, mum, uncle, aunts, cousins etc. The atmosphere was super weird, which is natural for a grieving family of course. The thing that freaked us out a little was that the lightbulbs kept blowing. And they didn't just clink and stop working, a room full of us saw one shoot out a spark of electricity when it went. Of course there are probably sensible explanations but it weirded us all out to have so many go in a couple of days and in dramatic fashion.
The even weirder thing for me was that one night I went to bed - I was about six - and at the time I had one of these small terrapin toys from a Kinder Surprise egg. Me and my mum were sharing my grandpa's bed. Mum and uncle were downstairs, my brother (a toddler) was asleep. At this point there was no one else in the house.
So I was laying in bed with this toy under my pillow and I couldn't sleep. I went to the loo leaving it on the bed. I remember clearly where I had placed it - right by the fold in the duvet, where it folded back. Came back and it was gone. I turned the room upside down and got my mom to help me search for it. It was bizarre and I've never ever been able to explain it. I am 100% sure that none of my family took it unless they were in super stealth ninja mode - but why would they anyway?
Oh ya and as much as I don't believe in this shit, I want my terrapin back.
crave_you ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:51:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A few days before my grandma died in the hospital, I dreamed that I was visiting her there and she saw my uncle's friend Dane out in the hallway. In the dream she said to me "There's Dane!", I said "No it's not grandma". In the dream I remember walking up to him and seeing that it wasn't him.
The next day! I'm visiting her in the hospital along with some family members and She looks in the hall and says "There's Dane!". It wasn't him but basically the same conversation went on between her and my mom and uncle. I do not know how that could've happened. I told my family I had dreamed about it the night before. It was crazy weird.
Hu_Da_Man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:55:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Just a few months ago, I used to have these visions of my brother (he's alive and well). In these visions, he would show his right fist to me and slowly open and close it, as if demonstrating how his fingers would slowly extend and retract. But the look on his face while he was doing that was something. It was a look of agony, like he was hurting or something.
Fast forward to the family christmas gathering. It was just us, he was driving, and we were on our way to our grandparents' place. It was a long drive and while on the road, we reminisced the things past, things we used to hate each other for but kept to ourselves (we're mature enough to discuss them now).
In a kind of mocking but lighthearted way, he goes, "one time, I called on you for help but you didn't give a damn, bro. I badly needed to change the volkswagen's one tire [car handed down to us] , but the car's jack was the one you rotated, not the one you pumped. It was noon, scorching hot, and each time I rotated the jack, my fingers scratched the ground. I had to do it and ended up with bruises all over my fingers. One of the worst times in my life and you didn't give a damn, bro."
B1gJ0hn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:56:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
bit late to the party, but ill share mine. Me and my friend were walking away from a party, to meet another friend. All of a sudden, we see a flash of light- not artificial light, like it was fucking daytime. it illuminated the sky, then faded back to dark. as we walked further on a bit, we heard a low buzzing sound (kinda like war of the worlds) which moved from behind us to right in front of us (miles in the air or some shit, it didnt sound like it was real close, but close enough to terrify) i still nope about the entire thing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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B1gJ0hn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
thats almost identical, only the light didnt flicker, and there was no orb of light falling. the sound thing still terrifies me, the sound came a good 10 minutes after the light thing happened
possiblyme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:01:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up in a house that I moved out of when I was 13. Apparently, the people who bought it had the idea that they would renovate it as a business property (which we didn't know at the time). Flash forward 15 years...I'm working in New York City, about 2 hours away from my old home, and I'm crossing at an intersection on my way home from work. As I'm walking by I spy a Jeep with my HOME ADDRESS printed on the side of it, parked at the front of the line at light that I'm crossing. I literally was about to brush against it. The driver had his window down, so I stopped and told the guy that I grew up at that house. He looked at me like I had three heads and I realized it was getting awkward, so I continued onward with my day. I never saw that car or my old house again.
MetalPanda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:11:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me and my friends get done playing apple wars. We all decide to goto my house. We all get in a car but except one of my friend as he had a dispute with the driver. Whatever I guess, we get going and after about 10 minutes, we see our friend who had a dispute with a driver on my front porch.
Now the weird part is that the field was 1 mile away atleast, its a straight road, so how the fuck did this guy get to my front door faster then us. It took him about 13 mins in school to run a mile. Matrix glitch indeed.
hitforhelp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever ask him how he got there?
MetalPanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We did, the bastard only said, I dont know. Thats why we call him ghost now.
jerichoholic1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:12:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a picture of myself surfing the internet when I clearly remember that I was alone.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:14:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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jkrkr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But what if it is in their left hand.. Or did they just put it in their right hand 30 times in a row. Sounds strange
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:15:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will probably get lost in the comments, although, when I was in high school my friends and I were hanging out by our lockers. Anyways, I don't remember how or why, but I bet some people I could get into this one guy's locker. I didn't know the code and honestly just bullshitted my way through the numbers - all the while pretending I knew what I was doing.
CLICK. The lock opened. My friends shit their pants in amazement.
It was... weird.
ListenHear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:24:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One day me and my brother were out at lunch with my grandad. We were at his favorite burger joint so he knew most everyone there. Mid-way through our lunch an older gentleman at the table next to us leans over and says "excuse me, are these your grandchildren?" My grandad says "yessir they're my little helpers!". We were about 10 and 6 years old. The old man looks at me then says "you look just like your dad", leans back and keeps eating. Our dad had died 3 years before from cancer. Once we were in the car I asked my grandad who that guy was. My grandad, knowing most of the people in that small-town burger place had no earthly idea who that guy was. Had never seen him before in his life. Told my mom about it and she freaked. Best I got
raVensc2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:25:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This still happens, and the occurences have gotten more and more frequent as the years have progressed. A little bit of information before the actual story; I am Australian, this happened in year 3 or 4 of primary school.
The first time this happened was hill I was walking while looking at the ground on a slight rainy, cold day. I remember it clearly even though this happened almost 8 years ago. The footpath I was walking along was walled on the left and right side by a brick wall and a cricket pitching fence (so that the balls don't go rampart).
At one moment I had immense Deja vu, but it didn't feel like deja vu. It felt like I imagined some scene while sleeping and that same scene became a reality for an instant. Everything seemed like it had happened before, the amount of water on the fence, the size and position of the small puddles along the path, the climate, the amount of rain fall, etc.
These events last less than a split second, enough for me to say that I'd seen something exactly the same before. Whatever happens after that instant is normal.
A recent example of this happening was talking on digsby with my friend, and watching a protoss play (I don't remember everything fully). At one point in the game, the Deja vu moment came in and it seemed like the placement of all the units in the army I was looking at, the map, the pathing, the expanding, everything seemed exactly the same as some previous event.
I believe that (while it seems a bit far-fetched) the dreams we dream aren't perfect, an example would be nightmares, but your brain alters what you remember of these dreams if you are a lucid/remembering type of dreamer. It may be possible that I dream of a world not so different to our world, and when my brain alters what I remember about the dreams, it turns into a realistic enough scene that I get these deja vu moments.
It's hard to explain what it's like when these moments occur, but strangely, I don't want them to ever go away - while they confuse me, I also find those moments interesting, and I can't wait till portable fMRI machines exist so we can record our dreams!
pandarama ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:25:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
When I was younger, I had a birthday party where we had some regular balloons with helium in them. I had one with me the entire time, and being the loner child I was, i wandered off to play by myself with said balloon. When i reached my room, the balloon hit one of those glass light covers, right on the super pointy edge. Instead of the balloon popping, the glass shattered.into a million tiny pieces and the balloon stayed completely fine. It probably has something to do.with electricity or body energy or something crazy, but to this day still blows my mind.. Edit: stupid phone likes to put periods in random spots.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:26:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I don't take my pain meds, I start thinking about why we are here and if all this is real. Then things start unraveling at the seams. I see things for what they are and things become real. Then I take my pills, the flying robot octopus thing calms me down, and I go back to normal "life."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:26:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You ever have a post-shower shit?
arnisturlu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me and my family were driving on a very narrow road in Iceland a couple of years ago. The road was beneath a mountain so sometimes the mountain blocked our view ahead. So we noticed a car on the road ahead, so we decided to pull over so the car could pass. The car disappeared from our view for a few seconds because of the mountain, but then he never showed up. We thought first that he had decided to pull over for us, but when we drove ahead there was no trace of the car.
There weren't any turns the car could've taken. It just disappeared without any trace...
FantasticMikey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:28:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
8th grade - I fell asleep in Mr. W's science class and got in trouble. I came home after school that day and my mom said, "Guess what?" At first I was afraid that the school had called home, but it didn't make sense that they would have called home for such a minor thing. Besides, Mom was smiling. All of a sudden, I knew what she was excited to tell me about.
I said "We're going on our first vacation in an airplane and Dad can't go with us but he'll meet us there and fly back and by then we'll be veteran flyers."
My mom looked at me, white as a ghost. "Yes...How did you know that?"
"I was there when Dad told you, Mom."
Mom looked confused. My dad had called and only told her about our vacation that day - while I was at school - around 1pm - while I was in Mr. W's class, asleep.
Hallibut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:29:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one day I smoked some bud with my friend at his apartment. He had to go to work, so I just went back on campus and chilled for a little. I was sitting on this bench and I saw this old lady talking to herself and walking with a hunch. Every time somebody or a group of people passed her, she would turn around and say something, but it was like a laggy reaction because they had already passed her. She also had her hand up to her ear like she was holding a phone, even though there wasn't one. I honestly thought she had some mental issues. Eventually she walked by me, and she turned around very and said "You have a marijuana problem." Granted I was high, but I wasn't high enough that anyone who didn't know me could tell I was. Plus, this was not because I was high, because everything else was how it normally should be. Needless to say, it freaked me the fuck out and as soon as she said it, I waited till she kept on walking so I could get my ass off the bunch and get the fuck out there.
mach3turbothefast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:29:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't know if it qualifies, but..
One time I was at my friends apartment. It was raining in one side of it, but not on the other. For at least an hour.
Smokeymirror ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:31:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So this is something that happened a couple of times when I was very young.. maybe 14 or so.
A friend of mine used to make bootleg videotapes off of laserdiscs that he owned and would sell them for about $1 a piece. I bought a few movies off him, and would keep them in a bookshelf in my room. One day, I was in the living room, and I noticed a tape in the shelf above the TV, and it was a movie I'd bought from the guy, labelled in exactly the same way, with his handwriting and everything, so naturally I assumed it was mine. I took it to my room to put it back with the others, and I found the one I'd bought sitting there already. The label on them was exactly the same. I got in touch with the guy later, and he had no recollection of selling me two copies of the same film.
The other time, the exact same thing happened, but with a book I owned (some Stephen King novel). Books were all in the bookshelf in my room, and I found a copy of the same book (no one in my house read English books other than me) in the living room bookshelf. I still have no explanation for any of this.
TL:DR I had a replicating bookshelf at home when I was a kid. Never thought to try cloning money.
aron2295 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:41:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes i dream dreams, wake up and realize they are notable but forget to write them down. later one, like months or a year later something will happen and it resembles what happened in the dream. But since i forgot to write them down ites merely a feeling instead of a positive fact.
bernierua ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:43:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One morning I woke up after having the most fucked up nightmare. It was so messed up, I got up to tell whoever I could in the house but there was no-one home. In my dream I was running from some guys with guns and grenades who were killing everyone in sight. We/I ran to a huge building to get away and looked up at the moon. The bad guys had blown it up and it was falling back down onto the Earth. There was nowhere to run to and hide I couldn't comprehend anyone doing something so fucked up - I guess we all died and then I woke up freaked the fuck out. I shit you not - it was the morning of Sept 11, 2001!!!
FlamingSoySauce ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:43:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My dad told me a story about getting his driver's license. After driving with his supervisor, he realizes he used the wrong key, but the car still worked. The key never worked in the car again.
Eldgrim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do not have a story of my own but this made remember that video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6UHLd_zxuo
The car disappeared. Was there any explanation?
AlexWIWA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:49:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
got hit by lightning, died, decided that the real world sucked, came back to the Matrix.
Allaun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:55:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if anyone is gonna read this after 10,750 posts. But the most freaky thing to ever happen to me was I watched a plane fly backwards over my apartment when I was about 7. We lived near a airport in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and I was out playing on the swing set in the back yard. I loved watching the planes fly over us and then this one plane was somehow flying in reverse direction. You know how if a plane takes off, it always faces forward? Well, imagine that in reverse, in the sky. I ran inside to tell my mom, all excited, but she wouldn't believe me.
CDchrysalis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:07:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
some people sort by new.
topupdown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:57:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Teaching school bus driving and we only teach a hand-full of routes so I see the same roads again and again. This run, in addition to myself and the driver-in-training, there's a government inspector who audits random training sessions.
The last time I'd run this route about a week ago, we'd passed through an intersection and I'd had a vivid image of a yellow Ryder straight truck running the stop sign, barrelling through the intersection and striking the bus, but we went through the intersection just fine in the real world.
This time, as we're a few turns away from the intersection in question, I'm feeling kind of weird as I know the intersection is coming up. To stall, I ask the driver to practive a pickup stop, the government inspector says we've already covered it but I say I'd like to see it again, so the driver runs through the procedure and we're on our way about a minute behind.
A couple corners later, we're on our approach to the intersection, since it's a training run, the driver is required to describe their approach procedure (looking left, all stopped, looking right, all stopped, covering the brake, looking left, all stopped, proceeding through). The driver starts with "looking left, all clear, looking right... ...and gets to the second "looking left" but it comes out "looking left, holy shit!!" and the driver shoves the brake to the floor. A yellow rider straight truck blows through the stop sign and carries on down the cross road.
As far as I can tell, there is no way I could have seen the truck coming several turns before the intersection, so either I'm prescient or a near miss has altered the past.
tl;dr: I had a prescient vision of an accident and took steps to prevent it.
calebb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:57:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Either there is a God, or this world is perfectly random.
yidnak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:00 on January 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not necessarily mutually inclusive or exclusive, not necessarily either-or.
Schadenfreude_Taco ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:58:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
a few months after I started dating my gf (now wife) I had this really intense nightmare that was basically like a lucid dream except utterly horrifying. I remembered every single aspect of it. I was having lunch with her and her brother and sister and started telling the story of my nightmare and as I am giving all of the details I notice that they're all going white as if they've seen a ghost. I ask wtf the deal is and they all look at each other and apparently I had just perfectly described their dead grandmother's house and had the exact same recurring nightmare that they have all had for years.
it was pretty creepy.
EDIT: they dragged out a photo album and showed me pictures of the house and I almost shit myself because it was the exact house I dreamed about, no doubt about it.
saywhatyousee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:59:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was walking in a department store with my friend in junior high. A man passed us carrying his toddler, who was looking over his shoulder. After they passed us, I heard distinctly, in a little girl's voice "saywhatyousee!" I turn around, and the kid was looking at me and repeated my name. My friend heard it to and asked me if I knew them. By this time, the dad had stopped too and was looking at his kid and then back at us. I had never seen either of them in my life. The dad gave us a funny look and then kept moving.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:59:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
when I was 12/13, my dad turned 50. We went to the Belleview Biltmore (Which is currently being demolished..seriously such a shame!) We stayed in the end rooms facing the grounds and the pools on the 4th floor. Anyways, so morning after the birthday and we are all packing up ready to go and make the trek downstairs to the lobby. We all crowd into the staircase. This staircase was pretty bland to be honest, unfurnished, HUGE windows to let all the light in, and one staircase leading up to the "haunted floor" where the paint was peeling off. We missed the tour the previous night so I thought.. i'm gonna go peek under the door! As I am walking up the stairs with my sister, my dad, my aunt, my mum, my brother, and my cousins are all slowly piling into this staircase from the hallway of that fourth floor. Just as I reach halfway there is a like SMASH of glass breaking. We all froze, looked around for the culprit? I'd like to point out there was no lighting fixtures in this staircase, just an EXIT sign. Anyways, next to the my dads left foot is a smashed up white bulb. My aunt who was behind my dad says it appeared in her periphereal around the middle of my dads arm.
very very creepy
tsuppaduu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:01:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Very interesting stuff here. This is what I have to share:
I've had sleep paralysis quite a few times but only in two spots, and the creature that appears is always first hiding behind a corner then approaches me and finally sits on top of me. To describe the creature I would call it a slim female who has an invisibility spell on her. First time I almost shit myself but later got used to it.
My second experience of weird is more of a matrix story. When I was around 14 I was riding my bike to school. It was early and the sun was still rising. Had a friend with me. So since the sun is rising it's kinda greyish or dark but then in the blink of an eye everything is bright. Me and my friend pretty much concluded that we were just imagining it but I still remember it clearly.
Time for number 3. When I was less than 6 years old I was staying at the family cottage with my grandparents. I ended up waking thirsty and went for a cup of water. I poured some and set the glass on the table. As I raised the glass to drink, a knife falls from the table and lands between my toes and sticks there. The knife had been sitting in the middle of the table when I set my cup on the table. Anyways since I was sleepy I just figured "Nice! Got lucky and didn't get stabbed." Picked the knife and set it back on the table and went to sleep. Another occurrence was around 1993 or earlier. I was sleeping between my parents since I had been afraid or something. In the middle of the night I just happen to wake up and decide to open my eyes. Keep staring at the roof for a while and then someone peeks at me from the other side of the blanket. I freeze up and blink my eyes hard. When I opened my eyes again the other person is gone. Also he had had no weight since I hadn't felt him on top of me. Weird thing is he had a Scream mask on and a black cape. Scream movies came out in 1996 right?
Story number X: I was around 17 now and just got a spontaneous but a clear though when playing WoW. "My friend and his gf are gonna break up." It just came to me, and there was no way to question it. It was so simple and true. Five minutes later my friend calls me sobbing and telling me that his gf left her.
Last one I write in some detail about: Was driving my friends to a party and since I had a car with some good traction I made it up a hill that was quite slippery(winter). Up on top was the house and the party. I quickly said hi to all friends and then started heading home since my brother was with me and he needed to get home in time. So I start driving down the same hill. The road was completely frozen and had a slight curve to it. After a little it gets steeper and I see a car trying to make it up but failing so I decide to try and brake a little. Nope didn't work. So I figure if I drove on the side of the road I might get some friction from the side of the road that has rocks and such on it. All this time I'm picking up speed. Well I try my plan and end up turning the car 90 degrees to the right so now the side I sit on is facing the downhill. Me and my brother both yell a very drawn out "SHIIIIT" since it looks quite clear that we either A: slide in to a ditch on the side with some considerable speed or B: hit the car trying to come up. Well we got lucky and option C came up. The car slid the hill down (remember that the road was a curve so the car followed that) and right as the ground straightened the car also straightened itself. I did nothing with the steering wheel. Oh and the car that was trying up. My friend was driving it and decided to put the gear on reverse as he noticed me turning the 90 degrees.
And here is the rest: Saw a picture of an exchange student in a 20 year old book attending a prom at the time. He claims it wasn't him. Once woke up to my own yell with a sour throat, weirdly no one else in the house heard it. As I was on the roof of a shed I fell and the crowbar that I was using also fell. I hit the ground on my back and didn't get hurt. Hardly even felt it. Then I saw the crowbar coming for my face, but it was high up in the air, weird since it had been below me as we started the journey down from the roof. So I watched it come slowly down and decided to dodge. I rolled to the side and made it out of the way, barely.
Weird stuff that I have forgotten but remembered because of other posts.
brokenftw1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:03:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Okay, this is really deep in this thread so I assume nobody will read it but, whoever does know this experience/dream has creeped me out all of my life. Whenever I go on vacations/away to a rural area.
So when I was about age 4-5 I remember this dream, of this old lady just smiling at me. It wasn't a good smile it was one of those, I'm going to murder you in your sleep kinda smiles. I woke up crying and telling my mother all about it, being a 5 year old she brushed it off as nothing.
About 6 years later, I visit my home land country, Albania where people always have myths about witches and how they can haunt you from the day you are born. During the vacation me and a couple of my cousins same age as me (about 10-12) we decide to have a race around the village we're in. About half way through the race I am just noticing my surroundings, see the SAME old lady that I saw in that dream years ago, I couldn't even believe that I'd remembered the lady after all those years. The rest of the summer my whole stay in Albania I had horrible nightmares and woke up randomly. I told my parents about the lady but me being 12 they didn't want to call someones mom/grandma a devil worshiper, so I'd never seen her again since that day. Once I came to back to America the nightmares went away slowly and I wouldn't think about them anymore.
Years later in summer 2011, I'm currently 22 years old now and at the time. I went on vacation upstate New York to Lake George. Had a nice loft with my family enjoying the days and having fun. About 2-3 nights in I have the same dream, I had my own room and outside it is pitch black darkness and all you can hear are the crickets, I am completely going nuts and sweating. I didn't want to wake up my parents because I'm 22 years old, so decide to call my girlfriend. She helped me get past that night, because I'd never been so afraid in my life. I left and came back to NYC where I live and haven't had that dream since.
If I have the same dream again in my life, I think I'm going to go see a doctor or something, I don't even know how to deal with it. I'm atheist and don't believe in ghosts and shit but, seriously... Even thinking about it now brings chills down my spine.
danhawkeye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe the old lady is nice and can't help what her face looks when she smiles. Maybe you've been terrorized by great great grandma that just wants to say hi.
Dereklikesmetal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:03:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's true...I never thought this day would come. The Matrix is getting sloppy.
hillybillyboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:06:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was entering my building last week and saw through the windowed door that the doorman was looking at a computer monitor.
I move through the door and there's the doorman with no computer monitor. I ask but there's nothing on the desk anymore.
BaumFrosch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:06:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't call this a glitch as such, more like my subconscious giving me the finger. 12 years ago, the job I was working entailed that I would get phone calls at random times of day and night, which would end up with me going into work. My story relates to the day my dad died. The week and weekend prior of his death I had been called into work everyday between 5 - 5:15 am. That morning May 5th 2000, I woke up at 5:14. I sat up on the edge of the bed and the phone rang, the wife woke up saw me sat there and told me to answer it as it was work. I remember looking at her crying my heart out telling her that it wasn't work, it was my step mother calling to tell us that my dad had died. She got up, answered the phone, I saw her face drop. At 5:14, my hero died. As I stated at the beginning, I believe it was my subconscious giving me the finger. For a few years every May 5th I'd wake up at 5:14.
mg115ca ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:09:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try Claudia, I thought I told you to finish doing inventory.
-Artie
nastyn8k ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:12:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me and my little brothers always used to have those toys from McDonald's laying around. We would always play with one and then lose it somewhere because we lost interest. Well, over the years... we kept finding our long lost toys, except every time we found it - there would be two of the same toy. It was as if somehow the toy, that we KNEW we had only one of, had been duplicated and then sent back for us to find them. After a while we would just shrug it off and tell each other, "The aliens duplicated it."
Ender7659 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:12:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Late to the party but, here's mine. When I was around 2-3 years old, I used to sleep over at my grandmother's house some nights. Being the Cuban old lady that she is, she never went a week without playing the lotto. I was used to the programming, so I knew that when they showed the little tubes, the numbers were coming up right after. One night, the lotto show pops on. I walk right over to the tv, stand face to face with it, and begin to point at the little number areas. One by one and called out all the numbers, and after I was done, each one was right! Grandma was convinced I was clairvoyant and proceeded to waste a fortune trying to repeat the incident. To me, it was just a game where grandma asked me to name random numbers.
tl;dr: My grandmother hates me.
Ender7659 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:07:15 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you. I took the time to write this, then have been checking up on it to see if it got any upvotes. At least I know one person read it. /thumbsup
Commenterz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:12:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Situation goes like this. I had to go to my mom's friend's house to pick her up something. After i pick up said item, i turn around and head up the block back home. However, at this point i notice a man who was very well dressed walking in a 60's style suit with a spiffy hat and cane walking half a block behind me in the same direction as me. I thought nothing of it and kept going at a walking pace. About 2 blocks away from home a car goes by with their high beams on and i for some reason turn around to get a better look at the man. When i look, he is black like he was a shadow and dissappears when the car drives by. Freaked out i walk faster and now im about a block away from home. Now i see a white blob kinda looks like a fat cat sprinting across the street. A car came around the corner and hit the "cat" with a thud but the "cat" didnt flinch. Didnt even stop it looked like the cat went through the car. The car stopped to see what it hit but the blob was across the road into the creek. I then proceeded to run the last block home.
chemfox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:13:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i used to live in a fraternity house. every summer we'd take it upon ourselves to really, really clean the kitchen. during one of these crusades, a friend and I were taking out garbage. he was new and didn't know where our dumpsters were, so we grabbed the bags and headed out. the fastest path led us through one of our side hallways isolated from most of the house. we made our journey without incident and went back for the second load. i grab the bags, as does he, and i push through the door into this hallway with him close behind me. the door closes and i take off, assuming that he'd be right behind me. i reach the dumpster and toss the trash in, and he still hasn't shown up. thinking it strange, i head back in to see if he got lost. i return to find the kitchen spotless, a far cry from what it was like a few minutes prior. utterly confused, i ask what happened to my friend, but the only responses i got was "dude, chemfox, where the hell did you go? you've been gone for, like, half an hour." he'd apparently followed right behind me, but i was nowhere to be seen and he thought i had ditched him, so he had just finished cleaning up and then went home. the dumpster was right next to our parking lot.
TL:DR time travel or aliens, or something like that.
chaoticflanagan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:13:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not as weird as some of these stories, but I was pretty blown away at the time.
The GF and I had heard awesome stories about this fantastic pizza joint in the next major town. I had never driven to the said town before but it was only about 40 minutes away. The town was fairly big and the pizza place was right on the outskirts so you didn't even have to go to far into the town. We sat down, ate, and the food was awesome.
When we were done it was only about 5:00pm and the sun would be out for a few more hours so we figured we'd drive around and see what else was in this town. We start driving and everything is fairly packed and contains your usual retail stores such as Walmart, Kohls, banks, etc. As we pass the Walmart, the buildings start thinning out. We're driving in the middle of fields for about 6 minutes when we determine no more buildings are popping up and we should head back. We come up to a cross roads and I decide to randomly take a right. This path has corn fields on both sides and it's like driving through a maze. As we come to stops I ask her "Left, right, or straight?" she'll choose randomly and i'll go that way. We're randomly making turns and we see a car coming towards us. Randomly, it happens to be her father. He's just out on his business (He cuts grass as a side business) and it's very obvious that it's him. We joked about it and thought it was very strange that we'd see him on some random road that we randomly choose to take. As we continue our game of randomly choosing roads and driving through communities looking at houses, We finally come back to the highway we were on before and the pizza place we originally drove to was immediately on the right. It blew my mind.
Rag3Muffin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:13:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
3 years ago I used to catch the bus to get home from school. It was full of my friends and it was fairly chilled out with people making jokes and chatting. One day a primary school girl sat near me and some of my friends. She was talking some nonsense and it eventually became annoying so i said to her if she didn't be quiet i would tell her mother she was being naughty. She replied "You don't know my mother!" to which i immediately responded "Her name is Georgia." Completely randomly. Her eyes went wide, jaw dropped and she said "How do you know my mother?!" Everyone on the bus freaked and i have talked to people from that day who still remember it vividly.
For a while after that i decided i had some supernatural affinity with people mothers. I successful guessed Teresa when their moms name was Tara and the two other times i guessed the name of a grandmother rather then a mom, one of them being my English teacher's grandmother. Since then it has not manifested itself again.
ma6ic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:14:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Took a girl out to the country to look at the stars. This was a common-ish date activity for the town we lived, and it was a beautiful night.
We're looking up, gazing at the amazing mosaic of night sky when I see a huge, literally flaming, shooting star. It was incredible, easily the most bright and close shooting star I'd ever seen.
I exclaim "Wow, did you see that?"
She replies, "See what?"
I respond "That massive, flaming shooting star!"
She answers "Oh no, I've never seen a shooting star."
I'ma bit dumbstruck. She's never seen a shooting star? That's kind of weird. She's young 20-something and grew up in this town that has a good view on the stars. It just seems strange, so I pursue the line of inquiry. She claims that she's just never looking at the right place at the right time, and doesn't spend too much time out gazing at the sky. Fair enough, but I figure the chances are pretty slim.
I begin to make grandiose claims (because I was trying to get some). I tell her that tonight, this very night, she's going to see her first shooting star, and furthermore, if she just looks in one place in the sky she will see one, guaranteed.
To make things amazing, I choose the spot in the sky. Selecting out 3-4 stars in a small general area, and tell her to look right there, and we'll see one tonight.
...so we wait a minute looking. And I realize that I have made a bit of a grandiose claim. The entire night sky is a massive dome around us. No trees, we're on a hill, the works. I begin to backpedal.
"It might take a little while..."
As I end my hedging a shooting star careens across the exact spot I pointed out.
We fell silent, got in the car, and just drove away.
thatshorrendous ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:15:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't know if this counts, it's more paranormal than anything. Not my story but my grandfathers... My grandmother's father remarried after his first wife died, to this rather strange woman who claimed to be a psychic, who was not really "his type", named Sylvia. After he died, Sylvia kept in contact with my grandparents and their family, and came to visit for a few days. My grandfather was a v practical man, dismissed all the stupid fortune telling she did and would argue with her over it (not maliciously, more banter than anything).
Anyway, my grandparents had this housekeeper for many years and she loved all this psychic shit and begged Sylvia to read her tarot cards one day - she obliged, and got them out and began read at the kitchen table. My grandfather was in the kitchen doing something else and just rolling his eyes, I presume. After a few minutes, Sylvia has this look on her face and decides she's not in the mood to read anymore, and puts her cards away, much to the housekeepers protest. But she's adamant she won't. The housekeeper leaves, having finished work, and goes home. Half an hour or so later, the phone rings and it's the housekeeper - she tells my grandfather she won't be able to come into work tomorrow. He asks why, and as he does, glances over to Sylvia who looks very sad and sympathetic. She says in hushed tones, "He's dead, isn't he?" Housekeeper on the other end of the phone explains she got home to find her husband dead in his armchair. My grandfather apologised, offered his condolences and noped the fuck out of the kitchen. I don't think they saw much of Sylvia after that.
Many, many years later, my grandparents were on a day trip near where Sylvia lived and thought it would be rude not to stop by - it had been a loooong time since they'd seen her. It was a completely spur of the moment decision, they didn't know her number so couldn't ring and let her know first. When she opened the door, she did not look at all surprised and said "Ahh, I was wondering when you'd get here". Apparently, she looked incredibly frail and old. They had some tea, chatted for an hour or so and left. The next day she died. My grandmother used to say that she had been waiting for them to visit one last time before she "went".
I'm not a believer in any paranormal weird shit at all - in fact, I tend to berate those who do. But that story and the way my no-nonsense grandfather used to tell it really make me reconsider things.
jeffhfromoxford ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:17:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My wife and I are walking with our dog, a half-mile from our house, which we just bought two months earlier. Middle of nowhere, exurbs: angry teabag retirees, Xian Dominionists, Dept of Ag Welfare farmers, gender-confused equestrians: looks nice but culturally backwards, smells a lot, and BORING! We had discovered that there are lousy trashy neighbors at the end of the road. Our route takes us by their property: the issue is their loose dogs. One morning, the three of us are approaching their house, heading home, hoping to avoid an altercation with their unleashed/unfenced, aggressive pack of four rescued German Shepherds. This kind of thing has happened before. I turn to my wife and say words as they materialize in my visual imagination: "A car is going to run over one of their dogs in a minute." There's no car in sight or earshot. My wife asks, "What?" "I don't know," I answer, as it is coming together in my head. We continue on. It's about ten seconds later and a minivan turns the corner behind us and approaches us and the trashy neighbors' property. We're both like, WTF? I'm keeping the dog close. I say, "Look," and there is one of the dogs running straight at us, from the back of the property, in attack mode, barking wildly. My wife gasps. The dog runs right under the front driver's side tire in front of us. "If it hadn't happened," we later tell the crying driver, "the dog would certainly have attacked our dog." Obviously, neither of us tells the driver that I had foreseen the incident minutes beforehand. We go home, not changed but altered slightly. It was like the incident was a breech in our lives of normalized habits, the deadening banality of lives lived according to "common-sense." I'd literally seen something. I didn't know what was possible anymore. After the incident, the trashy neighbors went on to quickly erect a cheap-ass and ineffective fence the dogs easily slipped under. It continued to be a problem because I wanted to go out and run with my dog every day, and every route took me by their house. I tried to go really early since none of them seemed to work. Mostly, the dogs stayed inside the cheap fence. The dog that was run-over didn't die but had its foot amputated. It limps around the dirty yard with the other more-dominant-now dogs until it must get an infected foot or something, and one day, six months or so later, it was gone. My wife had seen me predict events before, but they were always along the order of something my mother did when I was a kid: tell me, for instance, that a payphone had some coins sitting unnoticed in the change slot. Now she looks at me a little funny sometimes. The lousy neighbors finally got rid of the rescues, over time, and, once, all three generations of the family living in the one house accosted me en-masse in the street as I walked by and threatened violence. I called the useless state police to get a restraining order. They did a "High-Broder" thing; waste of my time. I drive with my dog to a nice park with hundreds of miles of trails, which is ten minutes away, to work-out now.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:18:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My little cousin and I were chilling in the living room waiting for my mom to get home. She was working the late shift and usually came home at 2 in the morning.
We passed out watching Jay Leno, I woke up to a doorbell ringing. Our door was wooden and had glass in the middle so you could see who was outside. I saw my mom peaking through the door so I woke my cousin up, then I saw my mom walking up to the door (we had a wide window leading up to the door). I didn't think this was weird at the time because I just woke up.
When we opened the door, no one was there. I went out side and looked around and no one was there. I went back inside and closed the door. My cousin and I thought it was weird. We looked back and my mom was like, "Who rang the doorbell?" and we told her we thought it was her. She told us she's been home for an hour and didn't want to wake us up so she went to sleep.
Turns out, this was the 5 year anniversary of my aunts death. She looks very similar to my mom.
TLDR; Saw a ghost of my aunt and thought it was my mom.
sbarret ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:18:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was expecting a document to arrive on the mail, and it finally did one day. I thought "great", opened a drawer and stored it. A month later, the same document arrived again on the mail. I thought "what the hell, I've already received this" - opened the drawer, and there was nothing there. I emailed the sender, and he confirmed he sent it only once. So, this first memory never happened. I'm a sane and normal person, and that's the only time something like this happened in my life. Sounds boring, but it's pretty scary if you put in perspective, something like "A Beautiful Mind".
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:18:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My little cousin and I were chilling in the living room waiting for my mom to get home. She was working the late shift and usually came home at 2 in the morning.
We passed out watching Jay Leno, I woke up to a doorbell ringing. Our door was wooden and had glass in the middle so you could see who was outside. I saw my mom peaking through the door so I woke my cousin up, then I saw my mom walking up to the door (we had a wide window leading up to the door). I didn't think this was weird at the time because I just woke up.
When we opened the door, no one was there. I went out side and looked around and no one was there. I went back inside and closed the door. My cousin and I thought it was weird. We looked back and my mom was like, "Who rang the doorbell?" and we told her we thought it was her. She told us she's been home for an hour and didn't want to wake us up so she went to sleep.
Turns out, this was the 5 year anniversary of my aunts death. She looks very similar to my mom.
TLDR; Saw a ghost of my aunt and thought it was my mom.
snachodog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:22:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe not as freaky as other stories on here, but I've observed that as I walk near lamp posts (could be the great big parking lot/street lamps or smaller "downtown" lamps) they have a tendency to change states.
If the lamps are off, when I walk near them, they buzz on. If they're on, they inexplicably shut off. Generally, this occurs at night but it's not exclusively night time (lamps I'm near has turned on during the day).
I've pointed it out to friends/family. My wife now believes something happens when I'm near lamposts.
SgianDubh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that happens to everybody, I think there's a snopes on it, or something similar I read somewhere.
snachodog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hope so. It's creepy as hell
PhysicalEd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:27:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is like /r/nosleep diluted into one thread!
ThatWhiteRabbit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:27:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Old story, but I'll share.
So I had finishing having my shower, I was out and drying myself, and I look in the mirror and it's all steamed up, except the glass has small handprints on it, like, a childs handprints. Now, I would assume they belong to my 4 year old sister, apart from the fact my sister couldn't reach this high to touch the mirror. I go to ask my mum about it, and she says it's most definitely my step-sister, and I'm slightly confused. My mum tells me that she has had several stillborn children in the past, and that two of them keep coming back to visit her occasionally, one of her daughters, and one of her sons. Her son appears to her as a teenager seeing as he would be about the age of 15 if he were alive today. But her daughter would only be 10, even so, she always appears to my mum as a little girl.
(I know some people don't believe in the paranormal and ghosts and whathaveyou, but out house seems to be a beacon for dead people.)
einherjar3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:29:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in elementary school I was sitting in class admiring this cute girl cross the class that was facing me (2 sided desks) as I sat there thinking about her all of a sudden for about 10 seconds I swear that I was seeing through her eyes and could see myself sitting over at my desk. Another one is my dad saw his dead grandfather one night sitting in my grandmothers house (old family home) and he told my dad to close the door to the basement outside. So my dad went out and saw the door was open, closed it, never saw the ghost again.
deadsoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:28 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
GGGG
Macrat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:29:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One day, i parked my car in the same place as every other day (it is a point with a very particular graffiti on the wall: A man with an open mouth and a snake coming out from it. Every morning i wait like 10-15 mins before heading to university, and listen to some music watching that particular graffiti. So i go to university, come back (5 hours) and BAM the man in the graffiti has now closed mouth and the snake is coming out from his ears. I never took a photo of it before, so i just thought that was my imagination.
The next day, it was still like that, mouth closed and snake coming out from ears. There were no erasing and re-painting signs, even some garbage in front of it was still there from when the "graffiti-man" had an hopen mouth.
That freaked me out.
Queenkiwi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was January 1st, 2000. I was just a kid then and decided that I was psychic, because, you know, it was the future. I declared to my parents that something special was going to happen on September 21st of that year. My dad was floored. Over three months earlier he had bought tickets to see The Lion King as a surprise for the family. For that exact date. He had told noone so there was no way I could've known.
Capatown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:40:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I came home from school one day, I believe I was 6 or 7 at that time, my mom put me on the couch and was trying to tell me that my aunt had a miscarriage, but before she could say anything, I said to her: "The baby doesn't want to be with aunt ....
Also when I was 11 I had a terrible feeling in my gut allday, when I came home, my grandma died.
ChapstickLez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:40:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Girlfriend gets locked out, having forgotten the keys to the new apartment. I KNOW this and tell her 'call me before you leave work.' since this is her first time taking the train to the new place, and she has a tendency to get lost. She calls, I wait 30 minutes and head out to the station to pick her up. She doesn't show up. I wait another 30 and go home. She calls, from a payphone (this is pre-cell phones) to inform me she's lost. I ask which way she went getting off the train, determine she turned the wrong way and tell her to turn around and go back.
Fine, she's pissed. I think I'll be adorable and head out to meet her so I can take her out to dinner.
I walk the path she took (there's only one) and never find her. Just as I'm back home, I get a page "Nice job. How am I supposed to get in without the damn keys?"
The page comes from our home number, so I think "Aha! She found her key!" and go home.
No girlfriend. I am stumped, but this time sit my ass down and log in to the intarwebs to see who used email at home. No one's logged into the computers since the night before (as expected).
The doorbell rings. It's her! She went to get a soda and stop being pissed at me. I show her the page.
She was never in the apartment, never touched the phone, and when I called the phone company, they said no pages were sent from that number. On top of that, there was no way she could have sent a TEXT page over our phone, so the 'source' was wrong.
We never figured out how the hell the text got sent, but she did admit to having thought I was a damn idiot for leaving the house.
shesthevoice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:40:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Constantly. I have Deja-vu almost daily. But it's not little snippets of events that I feel it for, it's for lengthy amounts of time. During the Deja-vu, I'll feel like I'm looking through someone else's eyes... like I'm not attached to my body.
Also, I feel like things will happen, and I say them to myself in my head, and they become a reality. For example, if I'm standing at a bank of elevators, I'll mindlessly choose one, stand in front of it, and it'll be the first one to arrive.
mynameisleo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
this happens to me sometimes too. I went to visit my brother at college and a hypnotist came to perform in one of the auditoriums. I was in the audience watching as he hypnotized people up on stage, and for some reason, I could completely picture myself up on stage and I felt like I was up there for a while. But I wasnt
I_Drink_Piss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:41:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Five years old. Old rotary phone rings. I know that my grandpa has died, though he's been stable in a nursing home for years. I answer. They ask to speak to my parents. I get my mother and tell her I think my grandpa is dead. She looks at me and I can tell she doesn't believe me. In retrospect, I know the nurse or whoever wouldn't tell a child on the other end and that she would have known that. She answers the phone. She starts crying almost immediately. I was right.
segfaultxr7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:41:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back around 1998 or so, I'd watch the news every morning before going to high school. One day, they reported that Jeff Baxter of Steely Dan had died. I clearly remember them mentioning it before a commercial break, then doing a photo montage with "Hey Nineteen" playing in the background afterward.
I went on for years assuming he had passed, until I randomly came across an article mentioning how he's now working in the defense industry. That was quite a WTF moment. I scoured the Internet for any mention of a false report of him dying--nothing. Granted, it wasn't what it is today, but someone should have mentioned it in a newsgroup or something. The news channels I watched were all DC affiliates, so a lot of people would have seen the story.
It's possible that I dreamed it, but before that day I had never heard of him--I knew of Donald Fagen and Walter Becker, but none of the secondary players. My best guess, based on that and many other experiences I've had, is that sometimes the universe just likes to fuck with us.
ptsbbam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:43:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't going to have shit on what everyone else has said, but a couple of moths ago, we were reading The Crucible in English. It was in our literature book, which had about 1,000 pages in it. I got a different book every day, and every time I'd open one, itd open to page 66.
ptsbbam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
666* I'm on my phone.
imNTR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Had childhood dreams of a man in a formal jacket, crying at a funeral. Face was blurred but a pin on the left was visible. 15 yrs later Im crying at my grandmothers funeral, wearing the same jacket with that same pin I casually got from tye store clerk
Im not psychic or some bullshit but this is so wierd.
mehigh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:47:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wait until you heard what happened to me a few years ago...I was much more younger then, still living with my parents in a one bedroom apartment, so sharing the room with my younger brother. Average condition in eastern Europe.
For a few nights before the moment I'm about to tell you happened, I used to feel some very strange stuff around my ear, like somebody would suddenly press it very hard. I had the very creepy feeling that there was somebody else in the room doing that to me and I had to fight it hard to wake up from this very lucid experience...
anyways, this night comes and I start feeling this wind thingie on my ear, again the pressure, but this time it came together with a demonic flyby laughter...it's like somebody flew over the top of my head and laughed demonically over my exposed ear.
I freaked out. I woke up very scared. I turned towards my brother who was sleeping very deep, when all of a sudden he opened his eyes, looked at me and then started screaming like his life was in danger.
I freaked out so much that I couldn't even breath, and I couldn't even manage to tell him that it's me...so I had to jump out of my bed to turn on the light and calm him down...even my parents came from the other room.
After we calmed down I asked him why did he freaked out like that.
The only thing he told me was: I thought it wasn't you, but a different person, with a hat over its head.
Even today when I talk about this I get goosebumps, and I'm not a kind of person who believes in ghost stories, god or devils.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:50:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time I was leaving work and my car was near a major road. Unlocked reached to open the door and click it locked itself. Unlocked it and again reached to open and it locked it self.
The third time I got in, drove maybe 100 feet to the road and a big uncontrolled truck came flying by and causing a wreck.
Had my locks not been quirky I would have more than likely been hit driver side first or in that pileup.
Laurifish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:51:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When my kids were really young I stayed home with them rather than working outside the home. The following incident occurred when my oldest (we'll call him "J") was three and a half years old and my youngest (we'll call him "A") was one and a half years old.
It had snowed the night before and we decided we would have a PJ day while Daddy was at work. Just a cozy day at home hanging out in our pajamas, drinking hot chocolate, and making blanket forts. When I put the boys down for their nap, I decided to take a nap too. No big deal because the first thing the boys always did when they woke up was come into our room and wake us up. At some point during our nap, I was woken up by "J" standing at the foot of my bed. He said "Mommy, "A" isn't in his bed anymore" I was a bit alarmed and asked "Where is he?" and "J" said "He's outside". I rush past "J" in a dead panic picturing "A" out in the snow in what he had been wearing; pajama pants, short sleeved pajama shirt, and bare feet. I rush out the front door to find that yes indeed, "A" is outside, stomping his little bare feet around in the snow. I scooped him up and rushed inside. Back in the house I looked for "J" but couldn't find him. I wanted to tell him that he had done a very good thing by waking me up and keeping his brother safe, but he was nowhere to be seen. After a quick search of the house, I found him. Sound asleep in his bed.
Now, you have to realize that only about two minutes passed from him telling me "A" was outside to me being back inside looking for him. No three year old goes to bed without a fight, and even if he did, there is no way he could have been back to sleep that quickly. I have no explanation, but it possibly saved the life (or at least the toes) of his baby brother.
wolfwinner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:51:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Anything is possible, even if it is not probable. "Normal" people just filter this out on a daily basis. Remember when you were a kid and had imaginary friends or traveled to imaginary places? We were just better at dealing with unfiltered reality.
undefined_one ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up in a small town that had only one tiny cemetery, so everyone knew where it was and had been there at some point. There is a statue of Jesus in this cemetery, and he is standing with his hands out and his eyes closed. It's right at the entrance of the cemetery, so everyone knows about it and can see it while passing by. His back is to the road, so he is facing towards the graves.
One weekend, I'm hanging out with friends (we're around 16-17 years old at this point) and one of them starts talking about that statue. He says that late at night, he heard the eyes of the statue open at night, as if to watch over the dead. We laughed at him the appropriate amount of time, but he wouldn't let it go. So finally, around 1 or 2am, we went to check it out for ourselves. We drove on into the cemetery, well beyond the opening so that if a cop drove by he wouldn't see the car. As we walked back towards the entrance, and the statue, I felt a kind of spine tingling that I'm not sure can be emphasized enough. My whole body then felt like it went completely numb. About 30 yards from the statue, my friends stopped walking. I continued, feeling compelled at this point. When I reached the statue, I looked at the eyes, but I couldn't really tell for sure because it was dark. The statue is up on a pedestal, so I climbed up on it and when I stood I was face to face with this thing. I looked. The eyes were fucking open. I was so startled that I fell backwards off the pedestal and landed on my ass. Dead silence. I would normally have expected my friends to be making TONS of fun of me for falling, but they all just stood dumbfounded, staring at me. They couldn't see the eyes, and I didn't yell out that they were open, they just knew, and boy they were riveted to the scene. I picked myself up, dusted off, and stood there looking up, wondering if I had just spooked myself and made a mistake, so I climbed back up, again coming face to face with it. The eyes were fucking open. This time, I reached up with a hand and felt the stone eyes - I could very distinctly feel the ridge where the stone eyelid met the stone eyeball. I felt jolts of sensations that I have never felt before or since, flashing through my body and brain, and then jumped down and hauled ass towards the car. My friends saw my running and didn't ask questions, they just ran too. On the way home, I explained everything in great detail. While I was talking, I became aware that tears were streaming down my face as if I crying hysterically, and I have no idea why. Needless to say, the next day, while it was bright and sunny, I went and looked at the statue. The eyes were closed. I climbed up again, felt for the ridge where eyelid meets eyeball and it was gone. I have never went back to that cemetery.
TL;DR - A statue of Jesus in a cemetery opens and closes his eyes and it fucked me up for life.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've told this story before on here; I was holding a half-left six pack in the plastic rings in a plastic bag in the same hand that was holding my phone. The phone makes a weird noise and dies (battery wasn't low) and the beers were all frozen to slush (beers were lukewarm).
Electromagnetic cooling effect - certainly - but if it's ever happened before I haven't heard of it.
PenguinSunday ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in choir when I was in high school, and two friends and I were practicing onstage during lunch in the auditorium for a play we were to sing in the following week. The curtains were fully open and all the stage lights were on, but the house lights were off. Before this, the choir teacher had given us the key to the backstage door. So anyway, we were singing onstage, facing the house, when one of us (I'll call her Kris) glances up at the spotlight loft. There she saw a vaguely humanoid-shaped white glow passing by the central window.
"Hey, did you see that?" Kris says.
"See what?" I reply, looking up and catching sight of it. The other girl followed suit, we all three screamed and ran terrified out the backstage door to get the band director, whose office was just behind the auditorium. Dismissing it as paranoia, the band director goes down to the sound box to investigate (the only way to the spotlight loft was from a staircase located in the sound box). The sound box was locked. He unlocked it, went up to the spotlight loft and the spotlight wasn't plugged in. From then on we refused to practice onstage unless ALL the lights were on.
TL;DR See vaguely humanoid figure in locked spotlight loft. Bricks were shat.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:54:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have one of them memories you could swear were real yet all evidence suggests it was just a dream. I was on the field just behind my house with my 2 cousins and they start running off but I don't feel like running, so they are far away by this point and I look into the weeds to my right and see a huge, white mechanical tiger/lion and a man standing next to it looking at me. I shout to my cousins but they are too far away to hear me, I look back at the robot thing and it turns and walks away with the man.
What really creeps me out is I remember the day continuing after this point, I remember telling them about it after catching up with them, returning home and telling my family and nobody beliving me. I used to compare the robot to the White power rangers megazord thing.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a baby, about 2. I had a younger brother named Steven. I was older than him by a couple of months. Unfortunately he died, and I grew up an only child. Fast forward to high school, people would always ask me if I have a brother, to which I would just say no. I didn't want to tell them about Steven or how he died. It turns out the reason they asked all the time was because there was this other kid who looked similar to me. I thought nothing of it, but eventually I met him and I we were both socked at just how much alike we were. I was freaky how alike we looked and how close our personalities were. When we were introduced he told me his name was Steven, which freaked me out a little and it just so happened he was older than me by the same amount of months that I was older than my brother.
Gigwave ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How can a full brother only be a couple of months younger than you?
jbmar412 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:59:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Street lights go out uncannily often when I'm nearby. It happens to me at least 3-5 times per week
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:08:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have this issue. It is usually when I am in real deep thought, as I pass under through street lights they would go off overhead on me. I have tested this theory numerous occasions in different places with the same result. I noticed this the most when I had a car with a sun roof... it was rather strange but cool.
The military did some study on this and I guess they are trying to get people to be able to control it, it has something to do with some frequency or something... not sure, there are a few articles out there on it.
Dirtydog554 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:04:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So, one morning I start reading weird stories on Reddit then BAM Next thing I know, it's 5 hours later and my computer screen is at the end of a 10k post threadโฆ freaky!
Farmer_Guy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:05:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back in 2003 - I was in college and my roommate, his girlfriend Shannon, a few other friends and I were all pseduo-spiritual and thought that an area in front of a large church in Erie was an old graveyard. We dubbed this area "The Grove". We decided to go around 2 in the morning, and it was lightly mist-raining and it was dark and barely lit. We took our turns walking around, pretending like we knew what we were doing and "channeling" the power in the area (in silence). I walked up to Shannon and put my hand on her shoulder. It felt like a lightning bolt shot through me into her. She fell to her knees, then got up and ran away from me like I was the devil. We chased her to her car and all jumped in, her still scared of what happened. Driving back on 33rd street (a street with a 25MPH posted limit) at about 90MPH, we start screaming at her to slow down. We get to the bottom a large hill, and she begins to climb it, trying to continue her acceleration (now nearly 100MPH). We scream and scream and she doesn't listen. I see a flash and a white pickup truck crash into us, and scream "Slow down Shannon, the white truck is going to kill us". I snap to reality and we're still climbing the hill, nothing in front of us. She must have been sufficiently convinced, as she slowed down to 45MPH. Not 3-5 seconds later, a white Ford Pickup comes sliding across the road sideways, in our lane, and narrowly avoids her car by inches. We have never spoken about this situation since.
Farstucks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have one kind of related. My sister was living in London at the time with her boyfriend, although at the time they were on holiday in South America. They were due to go back to London a week later. I was about 17 and living at home (in Sweden). One night I had this extremely vivid dream that I ran into her in London, outside her work. I can't really explain it, it was just unlike any other dream in the sense that it seemed more... real. Anyway, she is standing by herself (without her boyfriend), and I go up to her and ask her where he is, why she is by herself. She looks at me and tells me in a monotone voice that they haven't broken up nor is he injured physically or dead, but they are unable to be together.
I wake up and is terrified. Probably tripled my phone bill by trying to reach her; eventually I do and everything is fine. I didn't think more of it until a week later when she calls me from London saying that her boyfriend had been arrested by the airport police and sent back to South America (where he was from), and she is all by herself. A few days later the dream springs to mind. I told her about the dream in detail when I called to see if she was ok, and reminding her gave us both chills.
I do have a history of experiencing these "glitches", however this is one of the more easily verifiable I could think of.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you would have shat your pants if that unplugged computer turned itself back on.
Obad-High ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know I would have.
linuxiux ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:07:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Around ten years ago I was in my good friend's apartments balcony on the fifth floor. Suddenly my friend points at something and says look what a nice beetle. I don't see it and ask her where? She point again OVER THERE! Do you see it? THE GREEN ONE! And I again WHERE?! This repeats several times. Then I realize that I was looking for some sort of live green beetle on the trees or somewhere close by and she was pointing down at a nice green colored VW Beetle parked in the car park! That evening I come home (where I lived alone at the time) and in the bathtub I find this HUGE GREEN shiny and beautiful BEETLE. It was alive and kicking and I took it outside and let go. That was very strange, because I have never ever seen a beetle like that and of course not in my home which was quite tight sealed with plastic windows and such. I suppose I (or we) materialized it out of thin air while trying to see it.
arkvile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:07:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know how "Matrix" like this is, but it was definitely weird. One late night a friend and I were out driving around on the outskirts of town when a very thick and unsettling fog began to roll in. At first we thought nothing of it, but it seemed very out of no where and strange... We decided we would head back the way we came and just call it a night. We came upon an intersection we had just passed not long ago before the fog rolled in. We needed to turn left, but when we got there we saw a figure standing in the middle of the intersection. Upon coming closer it was a policeman, standing in the fog. No lights on. His car was parked in front of the road we needed to take, and when we approached the intersection he shined his flash light on us and told us to turn back or take another road. We asked him what was wrong and he simply told us to turn around and leave, becoming more angry. As far up the road he blocked as we could see, there was nothing. Just dark foggy road with spurts of light from street lights.
To this day I still have no idea what was going on, and it freaked us out.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:08:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was walking home one night from my girlfriends house. I always walk home through a huge field and this night i seemed to have lost my keys. My keys were securely attached to my wallet and chain combo, i recently broke the chain so my wallet and keys were separate. My keys were strapped to the loop in my jeans the belt goes under. I realized i lost it and it was about 11 even so i went out to look for them. I went looking for them for hours and even had my girlfriend go looking for it in the morning. No luck. So skipping to the trippy part. I have been relying on parents to let me in without keys for two months. On this particular day it was rainy and i had to pee so i called my mom and she told me to get the keys from her at work and if i didnt feel like walking too far, my aunt who hasnt been home in months is home now, and to just crash there. So i walk over to my aunts house and i spot something strange on the steps to her porch. My keys were laying there. And they were rusted and weathered from months of rain and snow. And ive been to her apartment a couple of times since then and for some reason they were sitting there. Clipped, just staring at me. Taunting me to this day i question how they appeared there. Either my future self is a total dick. Although id totaly do stuff like that to myself if i got a time machine. Or there were kangaroo's and narwals involved.
GabeBlack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:08:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know how many times my girlfriend and I have called or gone to text each other at the exact same second. I don't mean close, but exactly the same time where the calls wouldn't go through or wouldn't even ring because she was performing the same action.
rudylikespbjelly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
late to the party but who cares! I keep telling this story over and over again. I got on the Q66 bus one afternoon. put my metro card into the little box reader look at the black lady driving the bus and I say hey. get my card back sit down almost literally right behind her. got a txt dig out my phone mess around for like 5 mins on it. my stop comes. I start walking towards the front door and I look at the driver and it is a MOTHERFUCKING WHITE CHUBBY GUY. I stop like fucking deer in headlights scenario just fucking staring at him for loooong loooong seconds. we are already in the stop doors open I still am just staring at the driver. he gives me this weird wtf look like he doesn't know that he just turned into a white guy from a black lady. I got off from the bus seriously my heart was racing for long minutes I still don't know how did this happen. there is no way NO WAY that the lady got off from the bus and changed seats with another driver it is impossible every stop we stopped for like 30 seconds usual.
tl;dr -black lady bus driver turned into a chubby white guy between stops. no joke.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:11:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was at a UKuncut protest and the rozzers agreed with us in a discussion.
pharmacist10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:13:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have very strange matrix deja vu experiences, usually involving a dream or something. I'll have a dream, forget everything about it, but then experience it again in reality and begin remembering it. So far, it has never been anything significant but still creeps me the fuck out. Here's my most memorable "matrix deja vu".
I dreamt I was going to the bus depot with my mom to pick up my best friend who had just died in a car accident. I was 16 at the time (2004). We get to the bus depot and sit down in the waiting area, waiting for my dead friend to arrive. For some reason, I reach under the seat and pull out a really dirty, gross Rafiki doll. Written on the tag is "TED" (my initials).
Nothing else happens. I forget about the dream until the next part.
A year later, when I'm 17, I'm downtown shopping with my mom. We pass by a Bus Depot, and she wants to go in because they have a great Cafe there. So we go in and sit down and wait.
The rush of Deja Vu hits me. My surroundings were totally familiar, even though I'd never been there before. I notice where I am sitting, the seat I am in, the people walking around...all oddly familiar. I have the urge to reach under my seat.
I pull out a disgusting Rafiki doll and I am smacked in the head with terror. My mom looked at me so confused. I should have thrown away then, but I didn't. I check the tag...yup..."TED".
My mom, just to make things worse, says, " Oh that's funny, remember how (recently deceased best friend) had a doll just like that?"
I am terrified just writing this story. I didn't keep the doll--I put it back under the seat, and left the bus depot.
This event made me somewhat believe in supernatural occurence, so I document all crazy happenings in my journal now. This was the first entry.
JizzblasterBoris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:13:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Occam's Razor to these stories is one that actually makes all of them technically true.
Reality is defined by our memory and cognitive functions: we are merely vessels for understanding. When bizarre coincidences and happenstances occur, it is a glitch in the matrix - our own.
filya ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:24:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
11:11. Does that mean anything to any of you?
For the last couple of years, I have developed this knack of looking at the time when its precisely 11:11.
Not that that's the only time I look at a watch/clock. I look at the time maybe 6-7 times day. But what are the odds I look at the time 6-7 times a day and one of those times it is 11:11? (the question is rhetorical for the mathemagicians here)
yidnak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:25 on January 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's my number. It started for me in 2008.
filya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:50 on January 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Same things happening? Could you elaborate?
yidnak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:53 on January 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes it was just like you said, I look at the time several times a day (or the date or some other thing with numbers) and about half the time it says 11:11. I have even thought about it, decided to look, then waited a few minutes so it would be different, and it's 11:11 by the time I look! Actually it was very often from '08 till about a month ago and now has dwindled, haven't noticed it lately. Nothing ever happened to me at the time or on that date (yet!). How about you?
filya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:14 on January 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, been a long time since it's happened. But at one point I think it literally happened twice a day!
I had read up on this at that time.
yidnak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:30 on January 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well it started up again, maybe because we were talking about it here. THEN (just now) I read your link...far out!
filya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:09 on January 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
may the glitch be with you
thesoundofbutthurt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:25:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 12-ish, and it was late at night, for a 12 year old anyway, about 10 at night. I couldn't sleep, so I just stared at my little 13 inch TV while laying on my side in bed. The TV was off, so all I saw for a while was a dim reflection of my nightlight and a nightlight that was on in a near-by bathroom. All of a sudden, I see what looks to be a reflection from the TV of a person angrily staring in on my room, just standing there, all pissed off. I didn't dare look, because of what might be there. It eventually went away, and it took me another hour to sleep.
rblue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:28:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a security blanket when I was a little kid. It was a blue blanket, with as white-trash as it sounds, a cigarette burn on the edge of it. I liked the texture of the burned material - don't know why.
Anyway, I had a dream where I was in a dark room. I was walking in a room with many holes on the floor, and I guess at the time I thought things lived in them. I remember sort of in front of me, I was going towards a group of people or beings or something - there was a lot more light over there, and they were grouped together. On my way, I dropped that blanket in one of the holes. I remember being the center of attention, and being studied very thoroughly (yeah... probed as well).
I never went anywhere without that blanket, but when I woke up it was gone. We looked everywhere for it. We had a small house, and it was not all that messy. We never found it. We looked everywhere for it and for a long time. Ended up buying another similar blanket, but yellow (my mom even burnt that white-trash cigarette spot on it for me).
Around this time, I also had been in the front lawn of my neighbor's house and we saw two silver UFOs hovering over their house. I remember like it was yesterday. They weren't lights - this was an actual thing, and both of us experienced it. My parents recall us telling them about them. They hovered awhile, and took off really goddamn fast without making any sound.
I like to think these things aren't related, but what if they are? What if that shit is real?
UFOs are absolutely real (don't know if ours or what, however) - That bit wasn't what I'd consider a dream, but the rest of it felt like a dream, yet where did that goddamn blanket go? My dad was a trooper with a lot of years of experience at that time, and had some skillz when it came to searching for and finding shit. I've never sleep-walked.
edit: for pretty much exactly what we saw, check "Mexico City 1998" - I believe that was the year. Massive amounts of people saw the exact same sort of thing I did, only I was within 500' of them.
A_glorious_dawn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:32:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some very strange things used to happen to me when I was very young. For instance, almost every night I would remember falling asleep on the couch watching tv, and yet every morning I would wake up in my bed as if something had magically teleported me there. Also, everyday at lunch I would pull out my pb&j and the crust would be mysteriously missing.
jmcoolguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:36:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, my mind is fucked right now.
kindredspirit22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up in Northern California. One night I dreamt I was sprinting down a long flight of stairs in a tower made of popsicle sticks. I was with a bunch of my peers (none of whom I recognized) and we were all remarkably calm and coordinated, but frantic to make it to the bottom because the tower was about to collapse. My alarm went off at 6:30 and I walked into the living room where my mom was making coffee and listening to NPR. I was sitting on the couch when she storms into the living room and flips on the TV because "There had been a terrible accident."
One of the Twin Towers had already collapsed and the other was in flames. I still think somebody trying to escape had somehow projected their terror several timezones away. Hope they made it.
anarix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger I went to my Aunts. When we were there we started playing a card game. During the game one of my uncles freaks out going pale pointing to a picture of a tiger hanging in the hallway that is visible through the doorway. He says he saw it look at him and its eyes glow bright red. No sooner as he got that sentence out, my younger cousin (who was asleep upstairs) comes running down screaming her ass off that she's had a bad dream. She dreamt the picture looked at her and its' eyes were glowing... fucked up... well lets not finish there, as that cousin has done fucked up shit before... So they start telling the story.. Turns out when she was younger my Aunt used to hear her talk in her room and put it down to an "imaginary friend". Anyway it keeps going on and this "imaginary friend" starts telling her things that she shouldn't (couldn't) know. They start getting a little worried. Then one night she starts shouting and having a conversation with this "friend", calling out things real weird and stuff. She's upstairs, their downstairs. They can't get in her room. They figure she's blocked the door, so go back downstairs and phone my Grandad. He comes out, goes to walk up the stairs... and can't. None of them can, nothing in thier way, no reason why but when they attempt to put thier foot on the stairs, they just can't do it. My Grandad was describing it, he said he wanted to go up but every time he tried it was like his legs wouldn't listen and that it felt weird, like the air was full of static electricity. Like when you turn off a big CRT TV and run your fingers over the screen. Finally my cousin shouts something along the lines of "Go Away" and everything stops. They run up the stairs and get to her. They're freaking out. She just says "don't worry it was (can't remember the name she gave, think it was Sebastian?) he was being naughty but he's gone now" and that was the end of the weird conversations... I got loads more of these - I don't know what it is with my family but we are descended from Romany Travellers. Always make me wonder if there was a reason why there's a stereotype of the Romany women who could tell your future and stuff.
s6xspeed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this one might sound silly but every now and then i'm still shocked that it happened... so when i was young (grade 3ish?) i shared a room with my little sister shes 2 years younger then me. we lived in an apartment building on the second floor and our room had normal room stuff: closets, tv, etc... and 2 single sized beds on each side of the room and there was a window in the middle of them, it was a school night and we went to bed. I woke up in the middle of the night not sure when it was it pitch dark outside and i see this florescent green "frisbee" just hovering maybe 5 feet from the window up high... i turn to her and i'm like hey wake up, she wakes up and were watching it, it moves around (left, right, further away etc) pretty quick and after a few seconds it i look at her in disbelieve and turn back and watch a bit more, i turn to her again and say do you see this??? turn back and its gone. she started crying ran to my parents room, i was creeped out. Woke up the next morning normal was like what a crazy dream ufo's and stuff cool, back to playing final fantasy 3 and school.... lol.... anyways years later (early 20's) were all camping (family friends) telling creepy stores by the fire pit, and i share this and she looks at me and shes like WOW i remember that. To this day we both swear we saw that and have no idea what it was. i tried to think about it and the closest thought is a neighbor upstairs tied a bright green Frisbee to a fishing pole and dangled it so we could see but it still bugs me.
PersonaFie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:41:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably gonna get buried 'cause this thread's so hot, but here goes.
My Grandmother was one of those sort of people that was alive on pure cussedness- her diet consisted of whitebread, cigarettes, and cocacola. So when she passed, we weren't too surprised. It was rough though, because she had been living with us, my parents not wanting to put her in a nursing home. She wasn't really religious, but she was always talking about celebrating holidays, even the little podunk Christian holidays.
Well, when she passed, about a month or two later, I had this dream. It was weird initially because I was in my house, like my house exactly as it is, from the pictures to the one burned out light in the kitchen, and I never dream about anything remotely familiar to me. So I'm walking down some steps in my house, and I turn into one of the rooms. Sitting on the bed is my Nana next to my little sister, and she's smiling, and I ask her, "Nana, what are you doing here?" To which she replies "Oh, I'm just visiting for Peace Day." She didn't say peace day, it was something else, and I remember distinctly that I had never heard about it before.
So I wake up, and immediately search this "___ Day". I found out that it's a little day in the Catholic church for celebrating family, especially family who has died in the last year.
I am not Catholic or any religion for that matter, but this still gives me some heebie-jeebies.
TheBurningTruth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:42:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every once in a while I will have a moment of absolute clarity. Astonishing clarity where I can recall absolutely everything about the given situation for an indeterminate amount of time (I have yet to forget any details of the scenes in which these happen). They bare no real significance, and are just random places in which these occur, but I know the instant that I happen into one of these modes. Furthermore, I have deja vue. I will be in a setting that has occurred exactly as it had in a dream. Once before I was able to predict what a person was going to say next. A completely random and full length sentence that I knew verbatim. Whenever I have the preceding dream to an event I always wonder how far down the line it will actually happen. Sometimes it has taken years. This makes me believe that there are things about the consciousness which we just don't understand yet. Perhaps we haven't even scratched the surface yet.
ThugAimer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I've done the deja vu thing, its pretty creepy. I remember saying to my friend that I somehow remembered what he was going to do before he even did it.same with remembering the next word/sentence being said.
GIMR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My glitch was very similar to yours. I was making CD labels for the boss. I finished all 20 of them and looked down at the top 2(they were still on the sheet) to notice that the labels were some how blank. I look under the top sheet, and the sheet below that is also blank. "Weird" I think to myself. All of the other sheets are correctly labeled. So I put the top sheet in the printer. Right before I print I look back at the stack of label sheets and some how the 2nd sheet NOW has finished labels. I think to myself "WTF?" and pull the top sheet out of the printer's paper feeder(before I started printing) and wouldn't you know, it also had finished labels printed on it even though I just looked at it a second ago and it was blank.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, not sure if anyone will read this, but I remember back when I was really young and in another country, I had this dream where I was standing from a bridge and jumping off killing myself (no emotions involved, just a blissful suicide). About 4-6 years after, moving to different places, I finally see the exact same bridge. Now, about 10-13 years or so I still avoid the ledges of the bridge when I cross it, just incase.
dallasmavs05 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:50:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In high school me and 6 of my friends were at hanging out and spending the night together to start off Summer. Around 2am only 3 of us were still up playing video games when suddenly one of my friends sits upright mumbles something then starts moving around sleep walking. he heads for the bathroom which is on the other side of this upstairs loft. he is still mumbling and talking to himself in his sleep so were all looking at him laughing, suddenly when he is still 3 or 5 feet away from the bathroom entrance the light in the bathroom comes on. he freaks out and backpedals, then still sleepwalking bolts back to his sleeping bag and puts his head under the sleeping bag cover mumbling and shaking. when we turn around the bathroom light is off. The freaky part about this is everyone was accounted for either asleep or sitting there by the tv playing the game and the reason we were at his house was because his parents were gone and out of town. he had an alarm that was armed so we would have heard if anyone else had entered or left the house. typing this again just gave me goosebumps.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream that felt like it lasted for two days. When I woke up I almost forgotten where I was and what year it was. My dream to sum it up short is my wife and I as an old couple visiting my "all grown up with children of their own" children for Christmas. I woke up and wrote the whole story down immediately. I saw extra "all grown up" children that I do not have yet. With that in mind I wonder what will happen later in the future. And to make it stranger later that day my wife talked about having 4 children total in our family. We have two right now and I dreamed of two more.
Tl;dr: I dreamed of a two day stay at a house for Christmas in the late future. Spent time with family of my own.
Another dream I had in when I was 8 caused me to have amnesia for a day when I woke up from it. I guess this is a good time to ask this question: DAE ever have amnesia from waking up from a dream that felt like a journey then a dream?
epiicxhunter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was with my father for the weekend (parents were divorced and he still lived in the US around that time so I was about 11 or 12). He bought a PS2 and my little brother and I were playing it at his apartment. He was in the living room while we were in his room playing and I got somewhat tired so I decided to lay down. I ended up nodding off and then out of nowhere BOOM my eyes shot open and I feel someone pressing on my chest. My little brother is still playing the game and my father is still in the living room working. I try to get up and I just couldn't do it! I tried and tried, I even reached for my little brother who didn't even notice the struggle as he was too into the game. I feel my vision fading and the two "hands", that's what it really felt like, kept pushing me down holding me still. I think I managed a squeal out too but my brother didn't hear that as well as I was gasping for air. Out of nowhere I shoot upright as the pressure just disappeared in a matter of seconds. I look around, and my brother looks at me with his usual "whats going on with you?" face. I ask him if he noticed anything about me or saw anyone walk in the room or something, anything. He looked at me, baffled , and said "Dad, me and you are the only people here stupid". I look outside and I see the moon and I felt an eerie chill as it was a full moon and it was extra ordinarily large. To this day I still get scared when a full moon is out. Especially I think last week when it had a ring around it. Yeah...
TL;DR A "Ghost" restrained me. Don't want to say attack as nothing serious happened.
Idk if this counts as a "glitch" in the reality but still freaky none the less. At least for me it is.
ThugAimer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's what it feels like when you turn into a werewolf.
Fearthenimi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
It's called the the "old hag syndrome" try looking it up on google. It's actually very common. My one ex-coworker has explained the exact same feeling
Edit: typed hag witch instead of old hag
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
grmidnight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Finally, a forum to post this weird story! Haha...Ok, so my little sister and I were playing hide and go seek in our house. She was maybe 4 or 5, so I was about 7 or 8. She was hiding, I was seeking. I went into our bedroom to look, and all of a sudden, I saw her quickly duck behind the dresser. I then said, "HA! I SAW YOU!" But when I went to look behind the dresser, no one was there. I was completely confused and freaked out, because I mean, I SAW her there. I was SO sure of it.
NiallMurphy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I sometimes have these controlling moments, and it's most definitely a coincidence, but anyway...
I was strolling down the street with my friends, and in my mind, I play a song, a song which my friends most definitely wouldn't listen to. Anyway, about five seconds later, one of my mates hums the exact same song I was thinking of, at the exact same part of the song I was thinking of.
Unstopkable ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:31:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens between me and roommates at college quite regularly. Kinda strange and comical at the same time.
AtomicAcid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Two years ago, my friends and I were taking the SAT the next day. We decided to take a break from studying, and head to the local asian buffet. After we finished eating, the waitress brought our fortune cookies, placing one in front of each of us. My friend got this unbelievably serious look on his face, and looked at my fortune cookie. He proceeded to take mine instead of his own. Confused I just took his for myself. He unwrapped the cookie, broke it open, and got really quiet. Confused by his behavior, my friend and I asked him what was wrong. He placed his fortune on the table and it read "Your first 5 SAT answers tomorrow will be A,C,B,B,C." Freaked out we laughed and went home.
After the SAT the next day, I approached my friend and joked "Hey did those answers help you?". He was pale as hell and revealed to me that his answers actually worked. Super skeptical, I said yeah right, but he was dead serious. Not sure if he was telling the truth, but we never talked about it much after that because I think it upsets him and freaks him out. He told me later that when the waitress brought our fortune cookies, he felt as though he HAD to take mine, compelled, as if there was no other choice, and that it was almost like it wasn't his own movements. Scares the shit out of me.
Unstopkable ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT THE FUCK. Apparently the Matrix helps you cheat on exams.
rolyat99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About one year ago I was doing my homework and set my Chapstick down on the corner of my desk, right next to my door. I finish my homework and leave my room heading out to my friends house. I remember I left my Chapstick on the corner of my desk, so I head back to my room to get it. I open my door and it's not on the corner of my desk. I look all over the desk, then I bend down to look at the floor and I can't see it anywhere. I stand back up and there is the Chapstick, standing up on its end just as I had left. I had searched all over my desk, I moved papers, checked behind the computer. It was simply not there, yet when I bent down and came back up, there it was, just as I had left it. Scared the hell out of me
Griffith ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once when I was very young, I said something very inappropriate to one of my mother's colleagues (I did not know it would have been so inappropriate at the time) and she threw three objects at me: 2 wine bottles and 1 knife (not really sharp one).
I grabbed the two bottles mid-air with each hand, and dodged the knife, without thinking, I just reacted on instinct. The knife wouldn't have cut me or anything, it wasn't that sharp, but probably give me a lump if it hit me on the head. I occasionally do similar, but less impressive, catches of things in mid-air, and I still don't understand how I'm capable of doing that.
The second time remember doing something as impressive, was in the middle of a class. I was in the afternoon-shift classes, and insisted on being transferred to morning-classes, because I had trouble focusing in the afternoon. Turns out, the only class with available seats was a class that consisted of the "worst" students, in terms of behavior. One day, they were having a big fight in the middle of class, throwing around pieces of chalk to each other, when our teacher left the room, while I was looking at my notebook writing something down. They saw I was the only one not "looking at the fight" so one of them decided to throw a large piece of chalk at me, which I caught midair without lifting my head. The whole class stopped and glared at me, and one of them said "wow".
And I don't know how I did that either.
TLDR; I can sometimes catch things mid-air without realizing it, and instinctively dodge dangerous things.
dsdlife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:27 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit, who throws bottles and a knife at a kid, no matter what they said? What did your mom do?
Griffith ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:22 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My mother told her boss what happened, and she was fired shortly after. The only reason why she didn't call the cops was because I wasn't harmed, but she made sure she got fired asap.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You bag of dicks...obviously someone put it there. Did you ever think that maybe you just didn't hear someone? Whoever did it probably still laughs thinking about it
shredzorz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Possibly waking up from "the matrix"
I had a friend mention something called "astral projection" to me. Supposedly, some people believe you have an astral body/spirit that is free to leave your physical one and you can either travel this earth or the "astral plane".
So one day I come home from school to take a nap, and I wake up in the middle of it and have the thought of astral projection in my mind. So, without knowing hardly anything about it or how its done I just think about leaving my body... AND BAM!
I can't move I am paralyzed, I black out, and there are these pulsing laser like sounds in my head. I am get electrical shocks all over my body. Keep in mind I am fully aware, this was not a dream. Suddenly, I am no longer in my physical body and I get this realization that. I have been in some remote location my entire life, while everything I have experienced was just in my head. And that death was just waking up to a higher consciousness.
Suddenly, I can't breathe and I know I am dying. I am so scared, I want out and I wanna go back to where I was; I'm not ready for this. I gasp for air with all my energy and I am back in my body; able to move and able to see again.
This all happened probably in only 15 seconds, by far the scariest moment in my life. It definitely, was the most unnatural feeling I have ever experienced. And I wondered that maybe I was waking up from "the matrix", or just from this life.
This has completely changed my views on life and death.
I will never try this again.
PlainSight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever had sleep paralysis? While this would only account for the physical affect, it might be something.
futuresex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About two years ago my friend from college visited my parent's house for the first time. As we were walking up the stairs, he says to me "I've had a dream about this house. Up to the left is the library and to the right is the piano room where my friend died." He was spot on about the two rooms.
nyiloveyoubut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For me it's not so much Deja'vu as it is a repeat of the exact same effing thing. For example: I'm covering reception at work and a particular client walks in and we have some sort of interaction. Nothing worth remembering- but when the exact same interaction happens again (seemingly for the first time) a week or two later- it fucks me up. I can even anticipate what questions will be asked, what their names are, or how they'll respond. I am confused as to why this doesn't bother me as much as I expect it to.
donepps ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:07:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time around 2 or 3 in the morning tree friends and I were driving back to campus from the next city over. There was a bridge (route 1&9 in jersey city) that was completely empty at the time (we were sure it was empty because we could see about a mile down the road and it was completely clear). We were driving up the bridge when what looked like a chariot wheel came rolling towards us. It literally popped up out of nowhere going about 15-20 miles an hour towards us and was about 10-12 feet high. My friend who was driving swerved out of the way. Everybody was speechless for the next 2 minutes. We kept driving and didn't see any other cars or trucks that might have been carrying the wheel. We concluded that it had to have come from another dimension and til this day we refer to the incident as the "wheel of confusion".
And the other crazy part about it is that nobody remembers who the fourth person in the car was. The other three of us always bring it up at large gatherings just to figure out who the fourth person was because we were sure there was another person in the car.
prabab ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:07:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Visiting my female friend, we were both around 10 years of age at the time. She lost her favourite doll day before, so we decided to "split" and look for it (her house was pretty big).
We both found it. Doll duplicated itself somehow. She still keeps them somewhere. I got shivers down my spine every time i think about it.
YouPickMyName ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:10:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As memory recalls;
I was of me at the head of a table with a cake in front of me and โgrown-upsโ gathered around, it was all blurry but I assume it was a birthday. Next I am in America pointing at a small buggy in a shop window saying โI want itโ or something along those lines.
Now it gets strange, after I say that line itโs as if I have suddenly come into existence. I have memory of the cake day and of the words I just said but nothing else.
Iโm not sure how to express it but it is as if I did not exist before that point. Like I took the body of this young boy (3 years I think) and yet before I took the body I was not there. Nevertheless I knew how to walk, speak and think (thinking was the strangest thing) and had those two memories mentioned. I just looked to my mother, still calm but with a million things running through my mind like how I was able to speak those words, walk, hold my motherโs hand and wondering โWhat thinking isโ (already philosophising at three). I was just able to look to my mother and ask โHow can Iโโ
I didnโt finish those words, too many questions, just kept walking and that is my earliest memory.
TL;DR - Matrix bugged out and put a new conciseness in a three year old boy... which worked out well for me...
PlainSight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This feeling rings a bell. Maybe when we are young our minds "reset" and disregard older memories. This could make sense as a young mind might not have the foundations to make useful memories and so we wipe the slate clean and start over.
I feel like I may have had this feeling as recent as adolescence.
LadyDisdain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was out for a bike ride with my little sister (we were probably about 13 and 11) and I was riding behind her a little ways. I looked up from the road to see her bike veering into the ditch, which was quite deep. I yelled out her name, causing one of our neighbors to come running. A split second later I saw it happen again, this time she really went into the ditch and scraped herself up really bad. Our neighbor was already close by, thanks to my shout, and gave me a really weird look. That was the oddest, creepiest thing to ever happen to me. I only remembered it a few years after, as the shock of seeing my sister badly hurt superseded the weirdness.
HalfdanAsbjorn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:13:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Walked out of my front door to start my (usually) half hour walk to my friends' house. Turned up at their door and realised I couldn't remember anything of my walk, and my feet didn't hurt (had crappy footwear at the time). Looked at my watch and only 5 mins had passed since I'd left my house.
edit: I should note that this happens at least once a month since the first time (the above story). Varying times and destinations but always once a month, usually when I'm desparate to be somewhere. I ended up half an hour early for a job interview because of it once and didn't get the job for being "over eager".
Swiss_Cheese9797 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A family reunion of sorts, my Brother, our Father and I havn't seen each other for years. Someone notices my brother and our father are wearing the same exact watch. It's a very distinct timex with a really stylish design, you couldn't mistake it for some other watch. So I look down and I'm wearing the same watch too!
I actually have a photo of us with our watches side by side. Maybe I'll upload later.
DFarmerTX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:18:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Driving once from Las Vegas to Dallas, in New Mexico at 3:30 to 4:00 in the morning... We were the only car on the road on the interstate highway. I occasionally glance up at the rear-view mirror, and note to myself that it's odd that there's not a single car for what must be at least 10 miles back (you can see forever in the flat desert). Suddenly, though my peripheral vision, I get a flash of light. I check out the rear-view mirror, and there's [car?] right on my rear-bumper. It was dark enough outside and the lights on the car were bright enough that I couldn't see anything else about the vehicle behind me. Just two bright lights But here's the thing, the lights were way too low and way too far apart to be a regular car. And, man, they are RIGHT on my rear bumper! This goes on for at least 5 minutes, but I won't be intimated by someone bored a-hole in the middle of the night. My cruise control is set, and I never even flinch. "OK" I think, "Let's see how long this will last." Suddenly, I notice the lights are gone. Immediately I look back at the rear-view mirror to see what happened. Nothing's there. Nothing at all. I can see in the moonlight at least 5 miles back up the road. No cars on the side of the road, no exits, nothing at all. It really creeped me out and still does.
Unstopkable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aliens?
PatchKovorkian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
This is a classic "am I the only one seeing this?"thing.
When I was about 4 years old, my sister my mother and I were walking down the street on a hot summer day. We were passing by a church when I all of a sudden get the urge to sit down and cool off. While sitting on the step of that church doorway I look up at the window and I see this priest in like a cardinal's (church cardinal) outfit looking me. We're making eye contact. He had black hair and was actually quite handsome like an Al Pacino in the Godfather type handsome. We're doing this for like 2 minutes, I look at mother and sister too see if they see it but they said they didn't so I look back and he's still there. I felt a cold sweat seep into the corner of my eye, go to wipe it away and Priest Pacino was gone. I may have been only 4 but even then I was like "NOPE. NO MORE CHURCH ON THE 5TH STREET CORNWR FOR ME"
LeCaptainInsano ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was maybe 4-5 years old when this happened.
I woke up in the middle of the night and there's a clown in my father's pyjama staring at me. I start crying. The clown leaves my room and enters my parents' room... my mother comes out soon after asking what is wrong. I tell her about the clown, and that it entered their room. She tells me it must have been my imagination or it was just my father.
It wasn't a dream, too real and I remember it to this day. If it was my dad and my imagination, why did he left when I started crying?? And in the morning he told me he did not go in my room the night before.
I don't have an explanation to this day. But no clowns showed up again.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Simple but creepy story.
My friend and I used to play a lot of spades together. We won most of our games, except when a 7 of diamonds was involved In a hand loss. After a while we called the 7 of diamonds our "bad luck card."
Years later: we are walking down the street to the corner store and in the gutter is a lone playing card: the 7 of diamonds. Since then and before then I have never seen a playing card in the street in my travels.
Emperor_Zar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Of so many odd occurrences from afterlife and Deja Vu to weird metaphysical shit the one triggered most strongly by reading this thread happened when I was 5.
My mom was driving us home one day and I was in the back seat. (Just me and my mom in the car.) We were at a stop light and I look into the car next to me and there was no driver. She simply said "that's odd" or something like it.
Nothing weird really. Person could have been leaning over, got out to check something etc.. BUT.
The light turned green and traffic all went. Including the car with No Fucking Person in it! Plain as day driving by it's fucking self. This was 1985 - before Google and the self driving cars.
To this day I dunno WTF. I had not seen Herby the love bug or Christine yet either.
Chinchilla4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:30 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps it was a very tiny person behind the wheel.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am so fucking happy I didn't read this thread last night.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not me but my mom's friend Bernice.
She lived in an apartment, and was walking to her car when she sees this fat guy walking to his car. Suddenly the fat guy has a heart attack, and falls to the ground moaning. This was before cellphones and there were no phones around. Suddenly this really clean-cut, strong looking guy walks by and she asks him for help carrying the fat guy to his apartment. Once they get to the apartment, Bernice turns around to thank the guy and he's gone.
To this day Bernice insists that she saw an angel, and is a very devout Christian. She was an atheist when this happened.
Alexiumz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:28 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Matrix glitch; try clinking on another article and instead it always sends me here. Not even shitting you.
BigNoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:24 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was driving down the M6 (In UK) from Manchester, heading South one night, normal traffic etc suddenly I see a turning for the M1, I had lost an hour in an instance and totally missed Birmingham. Was very weird.
newcirclejerkmod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:13:46 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My dad was washing all of the windows from our house... 24 glass panes total. He removed them from the window sills and washed them in the back yard with a hose. He then set them against the back of the house to dry off until morning. He goes to put them back the next morning and they're gone.
Obvious answer is someone stole them, but glass isn't too in-demand, they were heavy, and the house was in a really nice neighborhood. So idk.
my_cat_joe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:22 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did they have aluminum frames?
cbfw86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:20:35 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 10 (so about 16 years ago) my brother and I were playing football (soccer) in the garden. The ball goes over the fence, so I go over to get it. Usually the ball goes over to the left side. On the left side lived our old neighbours, Ian and Anthea. The garden was cared for and they didn't mind us jumping over to fetch out ball.
This time it went over to the right. The right side wasn't lined with fences, just big, overgrown bushes about 12 foot tall. In the middle of this hedge row was a small wire fencing that came up to my waist. It was too high to step over and too flimsy to climb over i.e. put my weight on it. I had to hurdle it.
The garden was over grown and looked neglected. That was freaky enough. I had to look for the ball in log grass, and the house, despite being a mirror of our house (we lived in a pre-war semi in suburban Birmingham), looked creepy as hell. Nasty looking drapes, dark inside. No signs of life. I keep looking for the ball.
Eventually I find it in an old planter. Overgrown. Crumbling, plants look ancient. As I bend down to pick it up, I hear, "Hello." I turn around and see an old lady. She's wearing a long white dress and spectacles. Her hair is up in a perm.
I freak the hell out. I jump over the little fence and bolt inside with the ball. I sit in the lounge and am clearly distressed. My Mom asks me whats wrong and I ask her about the old lady next door. I ask my mom if she wore glasses, if she wore her hair the way i saw, etc.
"Sweetheart the old couple that used to live there died when you were little. Students live there now."
The experience was nightmares fuel for years.
TL;DR - I believe that, at the age of 10, I saw the ghost of my parents' dead neighbour. I don't dwell on the experience but when I do think about it I can think of no other explanation.
N.B. After re-reading, I appreciate that the delivery is a little clichรฉ but the story stands.
Barnowl79 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:32:35 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This may not be the proper thread for this story, but I will tell it anyway. My high school girlfriend and I were out in front of my house laying on the grass looking up at the stars. We're just talking, and all of a sudden, this huge, huge...shape floats over our heads. It's flying low, and completely silent, and the bizarre thing was, it was...invisible. That's the only way I can describe it, it had a huge triangular shape, and the only way we could tell was from the way it was bending the light at the edges. I turned to her,, "did you see that?!" "oh my god, yes! What the fuck was that?" The size of this thing was like, football fields across. Then it just passed over us. Later, I was reading a Discover magazine about experimental planes and ufos, and I found this picture: http://stargazer2006.online.fr/bonus/stealth-blimp.gif So yeah...I guess those exist?
tym0027 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:48:33 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A friend of mine once told me a story. Him and a friend went to an abandoned rock quarry. For those of you living in Syracuse, New York, you know what I'm talking about. Anyways it was at night and they were walking around. He admits he was high with his friends. They were using his digital camera's flash to walk around because it was unlit and at night. They walked in a straight line with him in front. The next day he was deleting pictures and in one of the pictures was a blue arm at reaching up at an angle coming from the lower right part of the picture about five or so feet in front of them all.
Mordyfied ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:08:50 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There was one time when my sister was 5 that something very strange happened. She was playing with a friend of hers and then all of a sudden said to her friend "your grandma died". It was the weirdest thing ever and we were all shocked as to why she would say that. Less than an hour later, we get a call from the girls mom saying that they just found out her grandma had passed away. I remember being incredibly creeped out by the whole situation.
ev11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:19:11 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In bed at night unable to go to sleep, tossing an turning for ages finally get comfortable and lay flat on the bed and suddenly i feel like i got slapped straight across the face. panic like you wouldn't believe and hide under the covers. never heard the door open when it happend, my house was mostly empty all the time. I convinced myself it was just a dream but the same bloody thing happened a few months later. I moved out of that room and haven't gone back.
ManieO ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:06 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I guess mine was the day Shakespeare said good morning to me. I woke up, nothing special, stretching and yawning. Back in my old room I use to keep my book case next to my bed, on this particular morning without thinking or even looking I reached and grabbed a random book. I opened a random page and smelled it (because I love the smell of books) then sit down and read the first line my eye can focus on "good morrow, good sir" said the random page of my Four Tragedies of The New Bantam Edition. Once I realized the odds of that happening, my mind was blown!
nburaz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:22:04 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have any of you had any weird "flashbacks" or just plain visions of something when you were young? I'll explain myself... I was 5 or 6 years old I believe. It's nothing major, really, but that strange unexplainable thingey had just always bugged me... I was taking a walk outside with my parents. Then I had a very clear vision for a very brief moment of a little blond haired guy (somewhat my age at that moment..). I saw him running in a waterpark, just having fun I guess like any kid in a water park. I felt like his mother was sitting somewhere and watching him run. Back then, when I was 6.. I lived in Europe. And that scene didn't feel like it happened on that continent but most likely on the American continent I believe (I have never seen such waterparks or anything like that before at that time. And neither did I know geography.. but I knew for sure that scene didn't happen where I used to live back then). Anyways, that vision was very very brief.. but very vivid too. I don't know if any of you had ever experienced something similar. I just wanted to share my piece of weird :) hehe (There is not much details.. my bad, it just happened a very long time ago, today it's all kind of blurry but I always remembered it)
P.S: I moved to Canada a few months or a year later. (wasn't planned at that time, I was 7)
ContentKeanu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:22 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, I've had a very vivid vision like this when I was on a vacation with my family, on the road when I was about 8. Probably just a random visual thought, but nothing has ever been so vivid.
It was a white sedan car of some kind crashing over a highway divider and into the truck I was in with my family. Was actually freaked out momentarily. Then we took a trip a few years back and came across an area that looked very familiar. Most likely the same road we took 10 years prior, but I remembered that vision and was a little on edge as we drove, but nothing happened.
GetDoofed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:47:00 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta say, this thread is really reminding me of the point in the 'Teachings of Don Juan' series by Carlos Castaneda where he finds out that he hasn't really been communicating with the real Don Juan at all, he has just been meeting with Don Juan's dream self the whole time. Mindfuck central.
exoscythe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:00:37 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was a a normal night, browsing reddit while my gf was chilling on my bed. Then suddenly a loud "whack!" comes out of nowhere. We both turn around at the same time to see the rod used to open and close the blinds for my window swinging back and forth pretty violently. The rod had apparently swung with great force and hit the nearby wall. The funny thing is that there was absolutely no wind circulating through my room and we were both a pretty fair distance from the window. I tried to reproduce the sound that the rod made and only suceeded by swinging it as hard as I could. It still freaks me out to this day.
TL:DR:
Rod used to close the window blinds moved by itself for no legitimate reason.
everyothernametaken1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:23:17 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably too late to get noticed but I have one very similar to yours and it still kinda bugs me today. We were home alone one summer day and spent most of the time out in our new tree house. Hunger struck and I knew where some goodies were in the basement. We had a single long 100 count box of Joy Ice Cream Cones. I ran downstairs and gathered some of the booty and made back to the tree house. They didn't last long among the 3 of us and so I ran back down for more. I stuck my hand in expecting to pull up more treasure but instead my hand was covered in cob webs. They were not fake Halloween decorations. The box was empty.
Parents at work, I was the only one that went into the house... Still bugs me. I don't believe in ghost or gods or anything but wth!?
omie_wise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:53 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in high school I started hearing soft voices calling my name at night, as I was getting ready for bed/falling asleep. This developed from just hearing my name to hearing soft mumbled conversation that I couldn't quite make out the words of. Now, mental illness runs in my family, from fairly "common" stuff like depression and anxiety (which I have) to dissociative identity disorder, borderline personality disorder, and schizophrenia. So, you know, HEARING THINGS? I was a little freaked out.
But then I realized that it was only happening at night, and I wasn't getting like... I don't know... messages. Years later google and wikipedia were invented and I found out about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnagogia . So now when I hear people calling me and having conversations and touching my legs and pulling my hair etc at night... I'm not quite as worried as I might be.
Akathos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:36 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds a lot like sleep paralysis.
oral-fixation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:30 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
when i was younger i ALWAYS heard 'conversations' when I was trying to fall asleep. I'd get up and walk around my house trying to find a TV or radio that was left on because I was so convinced what I heard was real. good to know I'm not crazy either.
lolmossad ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:34:10 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
get yourslelf checked out.
joannchilada ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:58 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I woke up one night in sheer terror, screaming and crying. My husband tried to calm me down. This had never happened to me before or since. I didn't recall what I dreamed but I was very worried about my step-father. Being around 2:30am it wouldn't be appropriate to call my mom's and make sure he was ok based on a dream.
My step-brother had died a couple hours before, and around 2:30 was when my step-father received the call.
notgod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:13:19 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This whole thread is insane.
WhiteRabbit91 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:17:14 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, this one time i had some really freaky deja vu. It all started when i had a dream some years ago, i remember i was in front of a white metal door with opaque glass windows. I opened the door and entered the house, i suddenly felt a noticeable drop in temperature. To my right i remember seeing a set of stairs with a wooden handrail, i kept moving and walked to a kitchen, in front of me was a big window, and through it i could see a big tree on a hill. I remember looking downward and to my right and seeing a blue cooler on the floor. After that, my dream started to fade and when i woke up i didnt pay much importance to it.
Fast forward to about a year after my dream, my family and I were invited to a friend's ranch we loaded our car and set out to the place, it was a 3 hour trip. When we arrived to the ranch house i was the last to enter the house since i was carrying some stuff, i remember i stopped when i saw the front door and the dream about the house just popped to my mind, it was the same freaking door i had seen. A little freaked out i entered the place and felt a bit cold since inside the house the AC was turned on a bit too high, then to my right i saw the set of stairs, i entered the kitchen and saw the same window and the same tree and when i looked down i saw the same blue cooler i had seen in my dream, bonus freaky points when i remembered that we had carried that cooler all the way from my place since it was ours... Needless to say i had a weird time in that ranch, it was not the only freaky thing that happened there.
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:01 on March 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What other things?
YoullThankMeLater ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:39:30 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Had a creepy dream, was in this house I had never seen before. A few years later, I'm watching one of the old Friday the 13th movies and I see there's a scene in the exact same house. I had never seen the movie before then.
IAMNEO ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:53 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something happened to me once that was a glitch in the Matrix. Not sure if I believe it myself.
I was looking off into the distance and watch cars drive by on a busy freeway. It was a little bit windy and the trees were swaying side to side.
Then the glitch happened. Everything stopped as if someone hit pause on a remote control then it resumed normally. During the pause, all the cars stopped driving and the trees stopped swaying. It was very quick for maybe a second but it was long enough for me to notice and wonder wtf just happened. Never been able to explain it.
Another time, I was swimming underwater and had an out of body experience. I was underwater trying to see how long I could hold my breath and at one point I completed zoned out where I was underwater but I did not feel that sensation where I was holding my breath at all. I felt very calm and relaxed while floated face down in the water but I didn't feel like I had any air in my lungs. Someone saw me floating face down and grabbed me thinking that I was drowning and it snapped me out of it. I have tried but never been successful since then when I tried to repeat this.
Akathos ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:46:45 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For the last one, I think you were actually drowning. It sounds like it at least.
IAMNEO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:14 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No I don't think that I was. I was fully conscious and aware of my surroundings. I was in a jacuzzi which is shallow.
I wasn't drowning
arxeric ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:07 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So I was about 14, and my friend and I were on vacation in New Jersey. It was a perfectly clear night, and I mean like we could see the Milky Way. So we went out to the beach and sat on the sand watching it.
The first weird thing was that we saw 6 lights in a two-line formation. They sort of looked like jet liners way up high, only they were in formation and heading out to the middle of the Atlantic. It was just odd, though probably easily explainable. Until they sort of looked like they flew behind the fucking Milky Way? I dunno, it was just weird. A few minutes later, we saw two bright red lights over the horizon, which dipped below it and we never saw them again.
Laughing about it, we went back up the beach to go home, when we heard a huge bang and saw a bright white flash up by where the houses were. We were afraid people were hurt, so we rushed to the road it happened on. Everyone was sort of looking off their balconies for it, but it was like nothing had happened.
That night, we were in our beds about to go to sleep. Suddenly, this bright white flashing light goes off. It was coming from the window. We were on the second story on the side of a busy road, but it wasn't an ambulance or anything, it was just like someone was shining a flashlight and turning it on and off. Still freaks me out.
jackowe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:29 on June 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
uhh obviously
ruthi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:09 on January 19, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up in an old farm house in Pennsylvania. Strange things happened with the house from time to time but nothing more than spooky shadows and odd noises. After my brother left for college I moved into his old room so mine could turn into the "guest bedroom" (funny how that always happens). After spending my first week, I was getting pretty comfortable and used to the window in front of my bed, which let in a lot of light from our motion-sensor floodlight near the barn. One night I woke up because for some reason the light was on, even though it was well past 2am and no one was up. I was only awake for a moment before my bed started shaking violently. I thought that somehow there was an earthquake, so I jumped out of bed and started to get dressed when I realized that nothing else was moving, just my bed. I reached out and touched it to make sure I wasn't imagining things, and sure enough it was rattling back and forth. A few more seconds and it stopped, and the light outside went out with it.
Not a single clue.
sarahgene ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:50:15 on March 12, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was little I distinctly remember being able to see with my eyes closed. I remember it on several occasions. The most vivid one happened when I was five or six. I laying on my parents' bed by myself watching a movie. A scary part came on and I didn't want to watch it so I closed my eyes. But I could still see what was happening. I had never seen this movie before, so I wasn't remembering it. I ended up covering my eyes with my hands, and that worked. I suppose my little mind could have been imagining what was happening in intense detail, but I really feel like I could see it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:12 on March 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We all go through that, it is possible to see with your eyes closed your mind makes up the rest of the image.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:14 on May 12, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I woke up at my house, living alone, got ready upstairs in my room and then went downstairs to the kitchen to leave my house. I notice there is an ice cube tray sitting on the table as I'm walking past, and I assumed I must have left it out last night or something. Go to put it in the freezer, the ice is totally frozen. I was alone in my house all night and all morning, didn't go into the kitchen since last night. Frozen ice cubes on the table when they should have been water. I have no idea what happened, I have no explanation.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:32:55 on June 1, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The number 216 seems to pop up every once in a while in my life. Random things. It was the number of my Grand Mother's class room and hospital room when she passed. It's very odd.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:57 on June 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
248 always pops up for me. It was the handle of a kid my age I talked to online when I never had any friends. Right around the start of high school he disappeared, never saw him online or talked to him again. I had the screen name of another mutual online friend and when I asked him where 248 went he wouldn't respond. Never talked to either of them again.
So either that's weird or I'm batshit crazy and when I made some real friends, I stopped talking to imaginary ones online o.O
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:39:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream that my dad was in the family crypt. I went down with my steward, who carried me. My father wasn't there, but my brother said he was looking for our dad. He said he had a dream that he was here too. It turns out our father is dead, and was executed by the state.
tennantsmith ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:40:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is a book. I've read it. What book is it?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:02:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Game of Thrones
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:15:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Early front-runner for best tl;dr of 2012.
hippiechan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:25:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a series of reoccurring dreams... It's a bit difficult to explain, but it's like a super advanced and mega-wealthy version of Toronto where everyone lives in awesome houses and transportation is super efficient, and the friend I keep going to has a dance pad in their floor, etc etc.
I've been having these dreams more and more recently, had one 2 nights ago and another when I was napping just now.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:19:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I went to the bathroom earlier to poop. Pooped.wiped.~NO POOP~.
zak_on_reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
those are the best kind! especially if you're a guy and you don't have a spend a 1/2 hour getting the peanut butter out of the butt hair.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The matrix is broke again. What are the chances you could have guessed my gender?
hjqusai ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:31:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably nobody's going to even see this, but here's mine:
My uncle had a diabetes attack at 4:49AM at his apartment. He passed out while taking a dump and fell into the tub. His wife didn't hear, so at this point he's basically dead. at 4:50AM, my uncle's friend (who's driving back from work and has an iPhone and hasn't talked to my uncle in a while) butt dials my uncle. His wife wakes up, goes and checks why he's not answering his phone, sees him all messed up, calls the ambulance, saves his life.
Checkmate, atheists.
yaromier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:43 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm agnostic so I totally believe that something probably caused this strange series of events. At the same time in no way is this proof of anything supernatural, and taking it as such is ignorant from any intelligent point of view. Downvote for being five about it.
Edit: Belief is a powerful thing. I believe in spirits etc. but, trying to use a single instance as absolute proof is, well, bad.
hjqusai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:06 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think you missed the sarcasm... I don't consider this proof of anything, it is more reassurance... Even so the chances of this happening are just ridiculously slim
thezack ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:55:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back in high school I was really in to telekinesis and psychics and that sort of stuff. These days I'm more of a "sciency" type. I had been trying to bend spoons for a long time to no avail until one day I concentrated on this one spoon for a while, and again, nothing happened. I placed the spoon on the ground and left with my family to go out for dinner. When we came back, I noticed the spoon was there on the ground, only twisted and bent up into multiple loops. Nobody was home at the time, no idea what happened.
fermentedbrainwave ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:52:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There are so many comments already, I'm sure nobody else would read this. I'll just add this one here so that I can get to the thread tomorrow morning. Have a good day future me.
jb2386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:09:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hi future him/her! I also hope your day is good. Also, watch out for the red car.
ceejiesqueejie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hope you have a good day too, future you!
stgnet ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:12:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For several years running I had this reoccuring set of dreams where I was in a highrise building, and the floor was shaking, or the elevator was falling, or the stairwell below me crumbles. Woke me up scared every time. They stopped about a decade ago.
rplst8 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:29:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was nine hot and cold randomly switched places on all faucets in my house.
dont_be_an_arse ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:54:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Was at a girls apt, on bed making out. Blink and her face turns into someone elses face. Blink a few more times she's still different. Hair and everything. Illusion faded bout 30secs later. I don't think we had even smoked 1 joint yet. I never told her.
Weeks pass. Girl stops sleeping in room, sleeps on couch. Girl moves out, friend moves in. We start hearing people open/close the door. No one is there. 3rd floor @ big fancy complex, the kind where you never hear the neighbors, wasn't them. Friend hears someone put key in door and unlock it, no one is there. One time I heard same thing, someone opens door, comes in, door closes. Minutes later, no one had come home.
Later he started finding pieces of teeth on the floor. Vacuumed. Found more pieces of teeth.
Kinda think the girl I saw maybe got murdered there, or something else not so cool.
mynameisleo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:07:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once I was walking on the sidewalk and out of nowhere a Klondike bar fell from the sky and landed next to me. No one was around
BlazinTed ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:53:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You would have no idea what i would do for that bar. Do you still have it?
bravoredditbravo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
DOESNT MATTER; HAD ICE CREAM
Gayrub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this one time I posted something on Reddit when I looked at it later...there were two identical posts! I swear I only made one.
dbspin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:07:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have three. One is most certainly hypnagogia, one perhaps a childhood dream, and the third definitely uncanny.
When I was in my early 20s I developed a huge crush on a girl I'd known in secondary school (highschool). I'd known her for years and she'd dated a couple of our mutual friends, but I'd never found her attractive till then. In typical dopey young guy fashion, I didn't tell my friend about my feelings but instead used every opportunity to 'deepen' our friendship cringe. Anyway, one weekend I went to visit her in the city where she'd been living for a couple of years. We ended up watching an Anime film on her bed, a really disturbing flick called Perfect Blue. This was in summer and it was pretty warm and bright in her room, so we just sort of stayed there and dozed after the movie finished. I was lying there thinking how much I loved this chick and tellling myself to make a move, when I felt her move over the bed and take hold of me in an incredibly sexy, unmistakably more than friendly embrace. My entire body was instantly on fire. Oh my God, please let this be real I thought. Don't let this be a dream. I kept my eyes shut and just enjoyed her touch for a minute until finally I could bare it no longer and opened them. My friend was two feet away on the bed.
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As a little kid I used to delight in the secret pleasure of sneaking down stairs alone for a drink of water. My parents were pretty overprotective and controlling so this was one of the few times I could feel a sense of power and freedom. One night, some time after one, I walked down the stairs and into the hall leading from the front door into the kitchen. A globe of light was floating about four feet above the ground. I froze - looking behind me at the partly glass front door to see if it was a head light or a reflection. Nothing. No other lights were on. I couldn't breath, and the air around me felt like treacle. I ducked my head into the living room on the right, somehow thinking that the light was shining through the wall. It wasn't. The light was an orb, perhaps a foot across, that just hovered there. I ran upstairs into my parents bedroom, too frightened even to scream, and woke them sobbing. Needless to say when they finally checked several minutes later, the found nothing.
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This final one is absolutely ridiculous, and I can't imagine anyone would believe it. But I have a clear memory of floating about my room one morning as a child. Like I found a way to escape gravity and moved about my bedroom as though I was on the ISS or something; thrilling at my new found ability. Since this is essentially the plot of risible 80's kids film 'The Boy Who Could Fly', and since I was obsessed with flight as a kid the explanation is probably a dream. But... I'm certain this experience happened before that movie came out (or at least before I heard of it), and (in my memory of childhood at least), it's the source of my interest in flying. At any rate, after about an hour of floating around my room I fell maybe five feet to the ground, and no amount of jumping made it come back.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:30:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lucid dreaming?
dbspin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think so... I've experienced lucid dreaming in the past, and it's quite distinct. Gradual awakening to dream awareness from the 'muddy' dreamstate, requiring concentration to hold on to and eventually dissolving into a regular dream.
nukebutt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TL;DR- kid thought chick he liked was all up on him when she was two feet away, saw an inexplicable floating orb in his house, and flew around his room 5 feet in the air as a child.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:14:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My dad was out riding and saw a church with the lights on so he stopped by considering it was in the middle of bumfuck, of a dirt road, and around 12 am on a Friday night. Him and his friends walk in and talk to a very large man n a three piece suit. He said that there is a revival that weekend so he is trying to tune the piano. They dismiss it and go about there business riding around. The next day, he is rabbit hunting with his dad and brothers when the dogs run a couple rabbits down by the church from the night before. He can't believe it when he sees that this church has no power lines, meter box, or generator. The windows are busted out and the interior is completely empty except for a cross that is behind where the preacher would be. Not even the damn piano that he saw the mysterious man play the night before. He told his friends that witnessed it the night before and they didn't believe it til he showed them. They never realy talked about it again. About 20 years later, some kids went "ghost hunting" out there and sat in the middle of the floor with their flashlights on that cross hanging from the wall. The light began the light began to flicker and soon cut out completely leaving them in pitch darkness. When it came back on, the cross was upside down, dripping with blood. Being freaked out, they burnt it to the ground.
The last story is the one i heard first and i have been since to check out the gloomy graveyard and witnessed some strange things. I mentioned going by there and he said i should probably stay away from there and told me what he witnessed there. Huge wtf moment. I then told him about it being burnt down and why and he genuinely looked sad. He said that the man he met was nice as can be and could not see the spirits there to be anything but friendly. Idk.
littletinybabycat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:27:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had an episode of deja vu that went far beyond the normal. I was about 9 and at summer camp. At the time I was in dance camp, and we were all sitting around in the morning waiting to start. I got the most overwhelming sense of deja vu, but it was more a telling of the future. I actually said outloud things that were about to happen, and within 1-2 seconds they did. This lasted for about a minute, and the two girls sitting with me freaked out. I had never experienced anything like it before, or since, but it still bothers me today.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:30:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:38 on February 7, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So he kept your credit card?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:34 on February 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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hartekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:19 on February 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That really makes no sense, hahaha. Thank you for clarifying (or trying to, anyway).
RisenBeatbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ive got two. One is explainable, the other still stumps me. Ill give the creepier one first. A couple months ago I was sitting at my computer in my room next to my window when I heard an unnecessary amount of ruckus coming from my dogs outside. Only my mom and I were home. I peered through the blinds and saw my mother walking our smallest white dog on a leash just beyond where the electric fence was and the rest of the dogs were barking. I then went to get a drink and when I opened my door, I hear the sound of pots and pans clinking, then my small white dog walks into the hallway... then I hear my mom on her phone... my heart sank so deep while I walked back to my window to see what was outside. Hoping to science it wasn't my mom, it turns out it was some other woman who had very close to the same outfit on as my mom and she was walking a small white dog. Not sure why she was in our yard though.
TL:DR thought there was a shape shifting demon or something in my kitchen.
The straight up matrix, ghost car style thing happened about 2 weeks ago. My sister and I were in a parking garage struggling to find a space when an asian family walked up slowly towards us, pointed at a car and walked over to it. There was 5 of them, mother, father, two boys and a little girl. We were on the second highest level of the garage and their car was in the corner. The only way out was an emergency exit door that was in full view, down the ramp or over the small wall to death. We sat waiting for a minute or so once they all filed in somewhere between the cars. I finally got out to see why they weren't leaving. No one was around. We had full view, they couldn't have gotten past us....
TL:DR Watched an entire family vanish into thin air.
lookieausername ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:42:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Second one I can explain............ninjas
italianspy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:48:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in elementary school, I liked to wrap myself in my dog's very long leash if I had to wait for someone. One time, I tripped because my legs were wrapped an I couldn't wrap myself in time. A week or so later, having forgotten the incident, i instinctively start wrapping myself up again, but I hear a voice saying "remember what happened last time?" I freak out and look around, but there's no one there. I chalked it up to the small people living in my brain as I watched Osmosis Jones a little while later.
oph1uchus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
upvote for reminding me of an awesome cartoon.
PcaKestheaod ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:49:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I always get these dreams that foretell the future. Not in a way that I can predict what happens at specific times, or even to affect my life or anyone else's. Basically, the dream is just me doing something/being somewhere/something happening. I almost NEVER remember them when I wake up, but when the actual event in real life starts to happen, I remember that this has already happened in a dream, and I have an idea of what will come next. It's just dreams of a state of being that bring on extreme dejavu when it actually happens.
tl:dr The black cat walks past twice. Once in my dreams, and once in real life.
nayrryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Exact same thing happens to me sometimes! Just sent chills up my spine reading that. Sometimes I'll have a dream like that associating a thought I have of a particular object or place in the dream, with a scenario that hasn't yet happened, like my studying in a certain place, and looking up and watching a particular individual doing something (also in the dream). Then maybe two months later, I'll have a thought about the same object or place I thought about in the dream, look up, and observe the same person or scenario I dreamed about right before me! It could just be coincidence, either way it's the strangest thing. I'm really surprised to encounter another person who, word for word, encounters the exact strange 'glitch' as I.
PcaKestheaod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Problem is that I can never remember them upon waking because I pass it off as just a dream. Then when it happens, like you said, it's too specific to be just a coincidence. Cool finding out there are....others....experiencing this.
NTesla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I have exactly this same thing. It's like the dream doesn't really make sense or the circumstances seem weird in some way, but when the event happens in real-life, I immediately remember the dream and think "Oh yeah! I dreamed this!" It has happened to me so many times that I kind of take it for granted now. I wish there was some way to know which dreams were going to come true. I have never been able to know that though. I have tried to think of it philosophically like "If I dreamed this before, it means I'm on the right track in my life", but I'm not really sure if that's what it means. I have also wondered if I already know my whole life somehow and I get glimpses of what's in my future here-and-there. But what I really hope is that all time exists all at once everywhere and we're just stuck like ants in honey in time some way, and that when we dream, we get free of that for a little while.
PcaKestheaod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
EXACTLY the same things I think of!
imnewtothisguys ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:10:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bit late to the party here but I have these wierd visions in my head of random moments that I guess is in the future, they are only for a split second and sometimes I have no idea where I am. Somehow I recognize these moments when im in a similar place as the vision and feel a sense of deja vu and that ive been there before. I dont believe in supernatural powers but I get really strong feelings of deja vu and can almost predict what happens next. On an unrelated note, I have reoccuring nightmares about once every few months of me trying to get through a maze. I can hear and overpowering voice and it is telling me things I cant understand. Not in a different language but things I cant understand. I usually wake us sweating profusely every time. It feels very strongly like reality, and I get further in the maze every time I dream its like I get flashes of myself in a different reality with a consistent enviornment.
MrsFelstead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:37:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That first thing you mentioned? The weird future-vision thing? You're not alone. My fiance totally does that.
8HokiePokie8 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:16:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is less, "freaky situation," and more, "crazy coincidence," but what the hell?
I was 15 years old on our annual family vacation to Holden Beach, NC. I had brought my best friend at the time with me on vacation, and he and I would usually go out walking during the later hours of the evening on the beach (as all the kiddies are wont to do at Holden Beach). That night I couldn't find my flip-flops, so I borrowed my Mom's (15 yr-old me had similar foot-size to my mother...). She said I could borrow them, but that I would be in trouble if I didn't bring them back because they were, "Reef," brand, and slightly expensive. So my buddy and I go tromping across the beach, and at some point I take the flip-flops off and set them down in the sand. As usual, I forget about them completely and we head back to the house later without them. The next day my Mom is super-pissed about me losing her shoes. So I basically now owe her 60 bucks (that's a lot for a 15 year old...). I was very disappointed about losing them, but figured there's nothing that could be done about it at that point. THEN, 3 days later my buddy and I were back out on the beach at night, lookin' for some young chicas to meet, walking in what is essentially pitch black (Holden is a private beach, so no hotels and such casting huge lights at night) and I suddenly fall into a gigantic hole someone had dug during the day. The hole was about 6' x 6' and maybe 4' deep. I sat up after falling in and felt around for the edges of the hole. As I did so, I felt some flip-flops. THE flip-flops, as it turns out. The tide must have carried them out, where they floated for a bit, then the tide brought them back during high-tide, and deposited them into the hole that I would subsequently fall into. And that hole was probably a half mile down the beach from where I had originally lost the flip-flops.
I know this isn't really creepy, but it was pretty crazy.
TL:DR - Lost flip-flops on the beach, coincidentally days later found them in a big hole on said beach.
cupojoeque ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:32:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if this fits the request but here goes. My wife, friends and I were diving for scallops in the gulf coast of Florida. I had a crappy snorkel that kept getting too much water in it each time I dove. One of the others had decided to go back in the boat and clean scallops so he offered me his mask and snorkel. After a few dives I told my wife that I really wanted a snorkel like the one I was using. On my next dive, next to the scallop I was going for, was a snorkel exactly like the one I had wished for. I have had two other experiences like this one but this is the oddest.
odie_purchase ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:33:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every day when I happen to check the time it will be 11:11.
afrinaddict ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:37:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will get buried but whatever. When i was a senior in hs me and my friend were driving two girls we were with to a friends house after school one day. We we went out into the parking lot we noticed the sky had a yellow greenish tint to it and made remarks about how it was probably a tornado and we would never make it to the party. So we all joke and get into the car and i start driving to the party but every light i hit flashing yellow lights. I figure the power was out at first but my friends house was about 5 miles away and we were in the city and every single light was yellow. We all started to get freaked out by this and noticed there was no one on the road as well. We had been driving for 10 mins and not seen a single car on the road. We pull up to our friends house and get out with the wind blowing hard and leaves spinning around us. I go up to the front door and try to open it but its locked, which it never was, and we try to get someones attention but its lilke no one is home even though there are cars in the drive way. This is when we decided there is something weird going on so we hop back in the car and start driving back to my friends place. The whole way back yellow flashing lights swinging on thier lines and no cars in sight. The sky went from yellow to a greyish green and i turned down the road that my friends neightborhood is on. As i talking with my friends about how weird everything was i turn the corner to go up the hill and there is a man with a hoodie standing in my lane staring at us. Everyone yells as i swirve to avoid him and punch the gas peddle and pull up in his driveway as we all get out and run inside and tell his parents all about it. After waiting a while i took the girls home and went home myself. None of us went out that night as we decided not to press our luck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This link was purple before I clicked it.
SmellsLikeOnions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:41:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i'm pretty sure the house my mom and dad left me when they died was haunted!
they both passed away inside that house as did a little boy waaaay before we lived there. i moved in shortly after my mom died. (dad died 4 years before her.) here are a few of the stories that i can remember from living there. (i live in a different city now... i liked the house and was oddly okay with all the weird shit that happened in there, but it was too far out in the middle of nowhere... so i moved.)
anyway, after my mom and dad passed, their room became reeeeally cold all the time... around 55-60 degrees. i used to keep my bottles and cans of pop in there because they'd stay cold even in summer!
i would wake up at 2:33 almost every night for the first few weeks that i lived there.
an exgirlfriend (whom i started dating AFTER my dad died) said she saw an older guy with glasses and big ol sideburns (which my dad had both of) walking around in the hallway.
one night i woke up and saw a little kid dressed up in a white gown standing in my bedroom doorway. i remember saying out loud "you don't belong here?" then i got up to go see if it was real or imagined and nothing was there. i know i saw it though!
my dog would NEVER go in the kitchen... not for anything. he'd just stay at the edge of the carpet and bark into the kitchen at nothing!
then the creepiest thing... we had a pool table in the basement and one night i decided to go down there and practice. so i get down there, turn the light on, turn the radio on, take the cover off the table, and everything goes dark and quiet. then i feel a hand on the middle of my back! i froze in place and was terrified. then the lights came back on and nothing was there. there's no mistaking it, it felt just like someone put their hand on my back and tried to gently push me out of the way. it was without question the scariest thing that has ever happened to me.
there were a bunch of other little things that would always happen too, but these were the main things that stand out in my memory.
Algosaubi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If that had happened to me, I would currently be situated in a mental hospital.
SmellsLikeOnions ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:08:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i kid you not, my mom used to work in a mental hospital. she used to tell me horror stories of some of the things that went on there... this was back in the late 60's early 70's... well before i was born.
Algosaubi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wuow, I bet she saw some NSFL stuff there, didn't she?
Vietnom ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:44:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aight this one's a little bit less intense that the others but it freaked me out nonetheless.
I was 16 and I was typing a paper on a computer upstairs in my house. No one was home besides me. My girlfriend came over and we hooked up, and she ended up giving me a blowjob. She left a couple hours later. I go upstairs to resume working on my paper and the cursor is at the end of a word which I didn't type. Instead of reading "impressed me," which I had written, it now read "sucked me," and the cursor was at the end of the word "sucked." Neither my girlfriend or me had ventured upstairs during the entire time she was over, and no one else had come home. I freaked out, grabbed a broomstick (of all things), ran outside and called my friend to come over. Still no explanation, besides that there was probably a man living in my attic.
codeofsilence ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
After reading for a while, I decided to share. Lengthy but worth it, I promise.
Many years ago, as a personal trainer, I attended a conference. You know... all kinds of scantily clad crazies busting their humps to some new fad thing or another. I was kindof in that phase as well - I had signed up for all sorts of how to break your client type sessions. Anyways, I attend the mandatory keynote, and a man named Paul Chek gets on stage to accept an award for international presenter of the year award. I don't know what he said when he accepted the award, but something in my brain said "you have to hear what this man has to say" so I cancel my next session to attend his first session - it wasn't important what the session was about, but suffice it to say - I would have NEVER chosen to go to that session.
The entire time that he spoke, it was as if he was having a conversation directly with me... not with the crowd of over 200 gathered in that auditorium. It was weird/good at the same time. I made the decision then that I would cancel all else to sit in his seminars for the balance of the day.
So it goes, through the day... at his last scheduled seminar for the day, he announces that the speaker that was going to present on the Chakras was not able to make the event, so the organizers had asked him to step in and do the class. Now understand here folks, Chakras are something that I had heard about, but all of that was far too "woo woo" for me. Because I had committed to learn all that I could from this man, I stayed.
He started the class by having us stand with our right hand over our hearts and our left hand outstretched. It is believed that the left side of your body transmits. He asked us to "send love" to all of those people that were nearest our hearts - to envision white light coming from our left hand. I did this, but it was very very far reaching for me. Trust me. As I sat down, my cell phone vibrated. I pulled it out and I had received a text message. It was from a woman who had introduced me to the fitness industry years prior... she was at the same conference, and we had agreed to meet for dinner. Instead of dinner plans, the text message read "I love you too" - this woman is happily married, and had never said anything like this to me before. Or again. When I asked her about the text message, she said that she had tried to send me a text message but it didn't work... she was trying to connect for dinner. I told her what she had sent and she was confused and shocked.. insisting that she had not sent any such thing. Many dismissed this as some sort of fluke.
That was Saturday night. Sunday I returned home and Monday returned to my usual life. At that time I ran boot camps in the local park, so after my day job was done, I went to teach my class. I sent my group off for a run, and shortly after they left for their run, a young man and his equally young girlfriend stumble over to me. From five feet away I smell booze and think to myself "oh great, this is going to be good". The guy reaches out his right hand to shake mine and says "The work you do is very important and I wanted to thank you." which is what I thought would be the most unexpected thing that he could say. I respond "thanks, I appreciate that". He then follows with "one more thing - the Charas are all important" - in disbelief and some sort of shock I stare over at his grinning and seemingly drunk girlfriend who is hanging off of him, then back at him. I ask him to repeat what he just said, to be sure that I heard him correctly. He says again "the Chakras are all important". He smiled, held up his hand in a brief wave, turned his back and walked away with his girlfriend.
Never saw that guy again. Weirdest thing ever in a long life of strange coincidences.
BlueMunky ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:47:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger my mother was a hair dresser and would occasionally go to her friend's houses or people she meet through church to do perms and such. Because I was probably no older than 7 or 8 I always had to go with her and find a way to entertain myself. On one of these trips, while my mother was in this ladies kitchen perming her hair an talking, I went down these stairs right off the kitchen to play in the living room. While I was down there I saw the black tail of a cat sticking up with the tip curved over on the other side of the coffee table. It just bobbed along then sunk down and disappeared. I started to look for the cat, but couldn't find it anywhere. Later when my mother called me back up to the kitchen to leave, I remember saying something to the lady about her cat, which she found odd because it turned out she didn't own a cat and never did. I was so sure of what I had seen, that my mom and this lady went to that room and helped me look for this cat, but we never found anything.
One other time, when I was younger, I was sitting by the sliding glass door at my parent's house getting ready to join my family in the pool (I was the last person to leave the house, and you can see everyone from the sliding door so I knew I was the last to leave) I was sitting down getting my shoes on I heard a female voice call out my name from down the hallway. I think that moment was and still is the scariest moment in my life. I immediately got the chills and bolted down the steps of the deck and ran from the house.
One other time, when I was younger, I woke up in the middle of the night and to this day swear I saw a tall dark figure standing next to my bed. I instantly went under the covers and stayed there till morning. When I told my mother about it, sh tried to blame it on some paper plate decorations I had hanging in my window, except the only problem is, what I saw was next to my bed, nowhere near the window.
Lately I've been having a lot dreams with my good friend Jimbo in them. Where we're just talking or hanging out at parties. Problem with that is he died like 14 years ago. And not once over all those years have I ever had a dream about him, and now I've had several in the past couple weeks. I can't ever remember what we talk about I just remember feeling like he's still alive, that is till I wake up. He was born the day before me, and always joked that he would live longer even though he was a day older.
grey_sky ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:48:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a small lad, I was in love with Legos (I mean who wasn't?). Anyways, for Christmas I one of my presents was of course a sweet spacecraft legos set. The first step of my building process was to take out all the packets of legos and leave them un-opened (in the plastic wrap) until their time in the directions. When I was around half-way through the build, I could not find the piece I needed. I opened all of the packets and carefully inspected each piece. I gave up in frustration and came to the conclusion that there was an error in packaging. I told my mom and we were packing it up. After we packed it, I got up and went to the restroom. Right before I entered, I saw the piece. It was on the table about 10 feet from where I was building. I was baffled. I went to a catholic school (fuck catholic school) and believed it was a demon for the longest time. It really freaked me out. To this day, I cannot explain what the fuck happened.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:51:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My mom's friend was walking around this mall and at the time her son was having problems with grades, getting in trouble, ect. As she was walking in the mall this lady she had never met asked her to sit down and have lunch. So she agreed. The lady knew all the details of her life and reassured her that things would work out in the future. The lady never told her her name as she said she likes to help people who are going through hard times. I think she said that others in her family had psychic powers like her too.
NickToThePC ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:53:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know this will get lost in the sea of comments, but here's my "glitch".
It was during the summer of my Junior year in high school. I used to drive an old 92 Chevy S-10 pickup truck. My friend and I were out at about 11 PM just driving around like usual. We were driving on one of the side streets in my hometown. I'm not sure what made us turn into the parking lot, but we decided to stop there for some reason. As we pulled into the completely abandoned parking lot of the High School Tech center we saw a girl standing in the middle of the parking lot just out of reach of the single street light that lit the lot. She was just standing there staring straight towards the sky.
As we got closer I realised what she was wearing. Pajama pant bottoms and a baggy shirt. She had jet black hair and was only about five feet tall. We pulled up with about 5 feet between the truck and her. I rolled my window down and asked her if she was lost or needed any help because she seemed too young to be out this late. She kept staring at the sky for what felt like a solid minute before jerking her head down and looking directly into my eyes and said "It will end." My truck was a stick-shift and I must have taken my foot off of the clutch because it died. My friend and I freaked out a little bit before looking back up and she was running off towards the corner of the building. I started my truck as fast as possible and sped after her. There was no one to be found anywhere. We looked for a good five minutes before giving up. Neither of us has talked about it since...
CDchrysalis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:09:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
some people sort by new.
NickToThePC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:11:51 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for sorting by new :)
joe100su ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:54:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I live in NW GA, a bit north of Atlanta, but it's Atlanta so I spend lots of time there. About 4-5 years ago I was coming home from a concert from a local rock band, no alcohol or drugs involved at the time. I was coming down an access road to I-75 which had a number of traffic lights. Driving a Ford Exp.
One of the red lights catches me and I'm sitting at it a little while, eventually long enough to break my driving haze and realize that I've been sitting at this light longer than the average. I was the only car at the light. Another 15, maybe 20 seconds pass and a car pulls up to my left. I immediately get the feeling of someone watching me. I can see in my periphery that the cab lights of the car are on, though mine aren't. And I get this crazy feeling that the person in the car is naked. I don't think I've ever sensed nakedness before or since, but sure enough, I look to my left, and its an ass-and-titties-naked woman, probably mid-30s, leaning towards me and staring right at me. Right at me.
Light was still red. Drove off.
keramos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:55:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every day for the last 2 or 3 months, there's been a "Reddit, tell me your "glitch in the Matrix" stories" post on the front page when I get home and check Reddit. First time I saw it, I think the stories about shared dreams and quantum doubling are cool and bookmark it to read any new comments the next day. Come lunchtime, can't find the bookmark at all, and (although it didn't surprise me) Reddit search can't find the story.
Next day note the same "Reddit, tell me your "glitch in the Matrix" stories" post. Think it's strange, and pretty much the same responses. Try again, same thing happens.
At some point I catch on that something weird is happening, and come Saturday I just sit and watch and refresh the page all morning. And in between one refresh and another, it just refreshes to the home page and it's gone. Including, I soon realise, from my browser history. And the screenshots I took a week or so later.
Not sure why I bother to keep writing this comment, but I can do it by heart now. Maybe one day it'll stick around.
R00ster7431 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I saw this post for the first time yesterday (1/12/12) but only after I attempted to log onto Reddit 5 times and failed. My account did NOT exist. I searched for postings by my user name and it did not exist. I tried variations, leaving off the numbers at the end, leaving the first letter (I knew I used R and not r but tried it to be safe) and nothing. It took 30minutes before I could log in and only after I attempted to create a new account and it said my account name was already in use.
Yubda ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:04:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think everyone should read about this, since it affects almost everyone here. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory_errors
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:50:05 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time I saw Bruce Springsteen at cracker barrel. He had a vat of cheese grits and by the looks of his puzzle he was an ignoramus.
seeingeyehuman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:13:20 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Lost my driver's license a couple of years ago. Had to get a new one. Months later, found the old one in my wallet.
A while back I lost my ATM card, had to go get a new one. Recently: found it in my wallet ...
ContentKeanu ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:45:43 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You need to clean out your wallet more often.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:18:49 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A couple years ago, I had this dream about being at a party with my best friend. We met some friends, hung out, and then the party got busted (I don't remember why). Then, I end up in front of the staircase at the house (Mansion, actually. This place was huge.) and meet up with my friend and this girl. Then, we ran out of the house into some forest in the back yard. Anyway, the next day I told my friend about this dream and he told me he had the exact same dream that night. When we described the dream to each other, they matched up perfectly. Awesome, but creepy.
ins0mnum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:02:46 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit, was reading this thread for probably 2 hours and got kind of paranoid.. when all of a sudden a hand creeps onto my shoulder. in total fear i look to my right and the first thing i see is this was just my mom, but scared the hell out of me.. and than i couldn't stop laughing, because it was funny in some way.. now i can't stop looking behind me out of fear.. think i should stop reading for now..
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:13:46 on February 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 2 years ago I had a yellow nerf football. It was awesome, always threw it around. Ended up ripping the letters NERF off it it, pulling up the finger grips a bit and splitting it on one end. I lost it a couple months later at my house.
About 8 months or so after that, I was driving to go hang out with my sister-in-laws brother, Sam. As I was driving down a side street I wouldn't normally take about 5 miles from my house, I noticed something in the middle of the street. I pull over and theres a yellow nerf football, with the letters ripped off, the grip pulled up and a big-ole split on one end... I picked it up and still have it today. My little miracle.
HotCelery ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:43:07 on May 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
2 years ago, I found a blacklight outside a thrift store and set it up in my bedroom. it became my nightlight, and just made everything look cool. I think a week or so later, I woke up, and as I was doing my socks (on or off I forget...) I notice a circle about 5mm in diameter with 2 symmetrical squares beside it about the same size. you could only see it under the blacklight, and wouldn't show up on camera. it was yellowish-green. I showed everyone, and everyone was dumbfounded, and surprisingly not curious at all. apparently hockey and Britney Spears is more interesting... couple days later my room mate wakes up with the yellowish-green all over his arm, like spilled paint, but the thing is, that no matter how hard we tried, we couldn't wash this shit off. there were no highliters in the house, and the marks seemed to come from under the skin. they faded within a week. couple days later, I lay in bed and keep thinking to grab my sword, but just tell myself to go to sleep, no monsters are gonna eat you. just before I drift into sleep, my room mate wakes me up scared to death. he draws what he saw. it was a tall grey alien looking thing standing in my room, staring at me. i usually have trouble getting to sleep.
HotCelery ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:56:25 on May 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was out indulging in muffins at the local coffee shop. i was cheating on my organic raw vegan diet, and felt extremely guilty about getting my muffin fix. I get on the bus, and it's empty. the seats beside me were empty. I look out the window for a while, then gaze around and glance at the seat beside me, and there is a fucking delicious, fluffy carrot muffin all warm and steamy sitting on the seat 5 inches from me at the back of the bus where there was no muffin before. yes, I ate it.
HaveaManhattan ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:35:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No specific instances, just little blips with television. I'll know what a character is going to say, and sometimes say it out loud, during, say SNL or a new episode of show X. Happens constantly. Even creepier when it happens while watching Fringe. best I can guess is that humans may be able to subconsciously perceive/interpret broadcast signals.
weekendofsound ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 02:58:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My theory is that tv is predictable.
abiteofcrime ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:22:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
as fuck.
HaveaManhattan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:02:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've thought of that, and think that s the case when I do it with The Daily Show, since I've seen every single episode of it. Or with simple predictable lines like 'yeah right'. But the longer sentences freak me out. Like with Fringe, how did I know she was going to say 'I'm thinking about flamethrowers'? I do probably consume too much TV.
jelos98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Previews / commercials, perhaps?
DamtheMainStream ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:01:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or the shows you watch are just incredibly predictable.
isny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:21:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or you just saw that scene in an advertisement.
IsPrometheusProud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think the same thing happens to me all the time.
HaveaManhattan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:16:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It makes me feel like Abed from Community
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Or tv shows are just extremely predictable.
saminik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
sometimes i think of an episode of a show, like ill be talking about a scene with a friend, and then the next time i watch the show its that episode
HaveaManhattan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:18:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
possibly good at remembering 'next week on...'?
goosebumper88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i do this all the time. i am an avid tv viewer, and when i get at least a season into the show i expect myself to know generally what characters are going to say. if you watch it enough, and understand the character, and the writing is good and does not deviate from the true actions of the character then it's easy.
i watched season 1-2 of breaking bad, and on the first episode of the third season i tried to talk for walter for the first ten minutes. got a majority of the lines close to what was said, and even had some right on the money
HaveaManhattan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:35:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just finished season 3 of that, waiting patiently for 4 to come out on DVD. LOVE it. Have totally reversed opinions of Walt and Jesse since the plane crash events. AMC has come far. Hell on Wheels is coming into it's own.
goosebumper88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yeah, i torrented it, it was pretty good, but cant hold a candle to the first two seasons
HaveaManhattan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I thought 3 was the best yet. Same with Mad Men season 4. I do tend to like shows the deeper I go though.
Misguidedvision ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Meh. I do that a lot for books and shows/movies. I used to write and attribute it to me guessing how I would have wrote it in that instance. Not really that I know ahead of time, but that it's how I would have wrote it
idejmcd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
or, parallel thinking
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:39:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I squashed a spider on the bathroom ceiling 2 YEARS ago and it's remains still haven't disappeared. There is still a black spot on the ceiling.
weekendofsound ยท 155 points ยท Posted at 02:56:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You could always try cleaning your bathroom?
solarxpower ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:39:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We don't clean in the "F Shack," it serves only one purpose, that was the arrangement.
agnosticDrpepper ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:59:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Bachelor Frog does not simply clean his bathroom.
CitrusBitch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:02:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Last resort ONLY
WaitWaitWait_Really ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:57:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Give this man a medal.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:44:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that's completely not what this thread is about.
pisketch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:49:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds less like a glitch and more like really long corpse despawn times.
Ming_Y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was expecting a "It disappeared last week and today I just saw a spider on my bathroom ceiling" ending...
ktrel ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:11:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time, my dad made a quarter appear from behind my ear.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:10:25 on June 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All my life I have gotten horrifying repetitive nightmares. Roughly 3 years ago, I had one where I was in what seemed to be a supermarket with my friends. Everything seemed normal, and we were just hanging out in the frozen foods section, which had strange black coolers that I had never before seen in a supermarket. Then, I heard a slight ringing in my ears, and every person in the isle snapped their heads towards me-even if their bodies were facing the other way. Their faces seemed to melt and then the thing that happens in all my other nightmares occurred. I began to fall backwards, fast at first but then very slowly. I heard demonic screaming and laughing, and it felt like the very life was being sucked out of me. I awoke in my bed with a sharp pain in my chest. There I saw three cuts going down the middle of my chest. They were bleeding.
Fast forward to about a month ago. My friends and I were going to a local Kroger that I had not been to in roughly 7 years. I told them this, and they said it had been remodeled. Anyway, we were walking around the store when we headed to the frozen foods isles. The gravity of the situation hit me like a sack of bricks. It was the same isle from the nightmare, and the same people were where they were when the event happened. I began to get an awful case of tunnel vision(I get it a lot) and, with a sharp chest pain, I passed out.
I awoke to my friends dragging me down the store to the exit.
"DUDE, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK," one of them said.
"You just fuckin' flew backwards 5 feet and passed out, bro!"
They were freaking out. I still felt a sharp pain in my chest. I lifted my shirt, they screamed, and I was dropped on the floor. Three scratches down the middle of my chest. They were bleeding.
Alpha2181 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:31:56 on August 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Post this to r/nosleep
KaskaDoT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:00 on July 4, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Diablo 3!!!
VivaCheeseWhiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:08 on June 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just fly backwards with nothing pushing you?
Don_LeJuan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:32:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My English teacher Sophomore year in high school was perhaps the most idiotic woman that could ever exist in life ever. It wouldn't be a gross exaggeration to say that she was always wrong about everything she talked about.
One day, we were given an assignment to discuss what we believed in, the typical prelude to a 'how would you feel if people tried to avert you from what you believed' aka Holocaust unit in the class. Since I hated my teacher with a burning passion that knows no end, I decided to make light the assignment with some intellectual satire.
I wrote about the Matrix.
I wrote about how I was sick, bedridden, and delirious. Note delirious. I woke up in my bed with a shitty headache. Sat up. Coughed a bit. I then resigned myself to a boring day of laying down and recovering. What happened next, I wrote, was weird.
*I looked sleepily around the room, and noticed a slight oddity. The far corner of my room, next to the ceiling, had changed color. A deep forest green stood out between the off-white walls. Consumed with curiosity, I stood up and staggered over to see what was wrong. I reached the color. And stared into oblivion.
There was a thin green film, barely transparent, that was there, and wasn't. Behind it, I could see for infinity, much like one can stare into the sky and become dizzy from the sheer massiveness of space. There was nothing beyond my walls. I was trapped in a room, suspended in absolute nothingness.
This was a severe toll on my consciousness, and I staggered over to my bed, thinking it was all a weird dream. I was wrong. It was when my head touched the pillow that the real craziness started.
I closed my eyes, and was immediately transported to... somewhere. The world had turned gray-scale. Red numbers and programming words floated throughout the space, creating programs and devising reality itself. I careened around as if I was a spirit, with no way to control my direction. With each pass around the world, it drew closer and closer into my mind that we are not on Earth. We are in a computer.
We're in the matrix. I found a glitch.
You have to believe me, Mrs. ___. I think I found a way out. I think you're the only one they haven't replaced with an AI program. You show mistakes, or Humanity within your work. The very existence of ignorance within you proves you are human! Don't worry. I'll save everyone. I know how.
Just don't show anyone this please. The Machines will know...*
Needless to say, she failed my assignment for being rude and not on task. "I don't think you actually believe that," she wrote along with a 0/20
But the funny thing is, since she said it was wrong... Then the Matrix exists. She's always wrong. The Matrix exists. Sweet Jesus.
TLDR; My English teacher had us do an assignment about our beliefs, so I fucked around and wrote about the Matrix. She failed me, said the Matrix doesn't exist. But she's always wrong. So the Matrix exists เฒ _เฒ
Kraillin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:39:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had to post this. I have heard too many great stories to lack to courage to finally tell mine. This is wordy, but I assure you, to get the full ambiance of this life changing event, you have got to know the details. I'm sure this will get lost among the other comments, but I have never had the courage to tell anyone other than my closest friends.
This was around 7-8 years ago (13 or so). My brother and I shared a bedroom with 2 twin beds with blue sailboat sheets. Walls are a light blue and there is a TV next to a computer on the opposite wall from the beds ( Just painting the scene ). My brother goes to spend the night at a friends and I am sleeping alone in our room for the first time (I would generally sleep in my parents room, but knew I was getting too old for it. After getting past my fear of being alone in the dark, I finally turn off the TV and go to sleep. I got to sleep surprisingly quickly, but was woken up when my TV kicked on to a channel with static. I don't know the time, but estimate it at around 2-3 AM. I get up and am a bit startled, but I begin to realize something. The computer chair (made up of old, beaten up plastic and fake leather) is slowly spinning. Enough to be noticeable, but not to be making full 360 turns. This is the part that still makes me look over my shoulder every night before turning out the light to make the horrifying journey to my bed. As I stare at the chair, with the static TV channel giving off that particular frequency that drives you nuts, I see an arm sitting on the armrest. As the chair turn a small girl is sitting there. The best I can describe her is straight out of The Ring. Keep in mind this was years before it was released. The girl did nothing but sit, knees curled up to chest, staring, looking, silently waiting. As the chair continued its rotation the feeling of dread dissipates and the TV clicks off. At this point I freak the fuck out. I start screaming for my dad. My parents were across the house and didn't hear me. I sat there for 4 hours waiting to die that night. To make matters worse, I befriended a girl who I found out long into our friendship was a wicken. After I told her this story, She said, " Don't be afraid. I have seen that spirit in your house. She only wants to help you." I must admit I felt better after that, but still..... mother of god.
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:19:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Almost too scared to sit up and type this.
Clark-Kent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:13:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was walking down my street and saw a black cross, pause then look at me and another black cat do the same. I am totally fucking serious about this. I paused, looked around and was slightly spooked out for the rest of the day
Ishima ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TIL that black cats like fucking with people's minds.
errantapostrophe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:20:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who owns 3 black cats, I concur. (one of ours liked to jump out of trees and bushes to scare people)
Kaiser_Winhelm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bet there's a guy that trains black cats to reenact that Matrix scene, just to fuck with people.
amosko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happened only on about 3 occasions but one in particular stands out. Walking with headphones on listening to a song and a person with headphones on walking towards you snapping their fingers the the beat of the song your listening to, with perfect timing.
Pantal00ns ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I notice these all the time, but then I can't remember them within a day. The last part is what actually freaks me out sometimes. :P
CaptainScrambles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'll usually think about something, a certain scene from a tv show for example, or something else and later on in that same day, sometimes mere minutes later. It will happen, like that episode of the show will come on and that scene will play. Or like someone else said I'll have dreams of a certain scenario and weeks later that exact scenario will play out in front of me irl.
ceejiesqueejie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happens to me too.
kbc415 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens all the time to me too. I dream scenarios and places sometimes then come across them in real life as well.
Native411 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:49:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I went to a bank machine and instead of giving me a 20 it gave me two 10 dollar bills...first time ever in my 20 years of life. I lead quite an interesting life you see...
GrossAleXXX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This turned my life around
sweetjesusfacefuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:22 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Judging from your username I'm suprised you have money to take out of the bank machine. Must have been welfare day.
Native411 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:32 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ignorance is quite a trait to have. Run with it, you'll go very far in life.
sweetjesusfacefuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:05 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Farther than you will (:
Native411 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:57 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your right someday people will hear the reasonable voice 'sweetjesusfacefuck' You have an account devoted to trolling. Grow up man.
sweetjesusfacefuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:10 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have an account devoted to trolling lol. This is my only account.
EatAllotaDaPita ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:02:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Of course you didn't get superpowers. You ate the normal egg! You should have eaten the one that appeared from another dimension...
Lasercat77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:27 on May 21, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He ate both.
mynameisleo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is anyone else getting legitimately freaked out by this?
idejmcd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
nope
jamesgott ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This dipshit "neo" stopped by for cookies and he knocked over my goddamn vase. That douch. Fucking Anderson.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:41:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As a child I suspected that I was the only human, and that if I could turn around quick enough, I could catch my alien captors looking as they really were. It must have looked like epilepsy to a bystander.
arvidarvid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:10:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I ate a big meal, but I was still hungry.
Sinkingfast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:06:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Unique thread concept!
Planet-man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:10:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'll preface this by saying I have better than 20/20 vision and my friend has at least 20/20 himself.
Late April 2010 I'm down at the beach with my friend at like 2am after having gone to the movies. It's deserted, and we're walking along the boardwalk when we see a group of about 9 or 10 black guys up ahead dressed in typical ghetto fashion - jerseys, do-rags, pants around their knees, etc - walking along the boardwalk towards us, about 50 - 100 feet away. They've clearly already seen us. We hop off the Boardwalk and walk behind the nearby volleyball sheds, ready to discretely toss our cellphones and cameras in the sand in case they're about to mug us. We wait about 20 seconds to the point where they would've arrived by now if they were going to try anything, but we hear them pass. We sneak a look at the group....
It's now a bunch of elderly asian tourists, dressed in touristy clothing, looking around as they amble down the Torontonian boardwalk, at 2 in the freaking morning. My friend and I both look at each other and WTF like crazy. We both saw the same thing, and we bring it up to this day. Divine intervention, a glitch in the Matrix.... whatever it was, it beat being mugged.
jb2386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:51:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not trying to be a dick or anything, but isn't 20/20 vision the best you can have?
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:49:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not at all. The lower the second number, the better the vision. 20/10 for example, means you can see at 20 meters away what the average person can't see until 10 meters. Hawks reportedly have 20/2.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:03:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your vision score has little to do with memory.
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Memory? The two different ways the group appeared happened about 20 seconds apart. And we wouldn't have hidden behind the volleyball sheds and gotten ready to stash our electronics after seeing a bunch of elderly asian tourists in the first place!
Juus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:06:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I often like to multitask by reading reddit whilst listening to the radio, or watch a TV show at the same time, it's uncanny how often i read a word on reddit, and the exact same time i read it, the same word is said either in TV or in the Radio, i mean what are the chances of that? with 170,000 words in the english language, what are the odds of that? And it has happend multiple times in my life.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:13:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
The most sad thing to happen to me was foretold by frightening dreams. This is very difficult to write about although it's 30 years later.
I was eight years old, and "had" a dog, Sally, who I loved very very dearly. She was actually the family dog, but somehow my dog; I don't know how it developed that way. I do remember picking her out of the litter.
My mother didn't like her. Too messy for her. Too much shedding. She claimed I had child asthma. Or allergies. And the dog's hair made it worse. She was full of anxiety and stress.
Meanwhile, I began having a dream, always the same, repeated, where I was on a train with Sallie. Like an old-fashioned one in a cowboy movie. And walking through the train with her, at some point she turned into a dangerous python snake. And it was necessary to get rid of her or kill her. And then the dream would end.
That dream repeated for a long time nearly every night. One day, my mother took the dog away; was put up for adoption and possibly put to sleep. It was traumatic for me, and it ended the relationship I had with my mother.
But the dream stopped.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:22:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have psychic moments with music. Often I'll start singing a song a few seconds before I click 'shuffle' on iTunes and it will be the first track to start playing out of 2000 odd songs. I just get short-term psychic predictions in general. Once, my boyfriend got sent a microwavable pot (don't ask XD) from his mum, and was opening the package - I said on a whim, 'I bet it's red.' and he was like, 'Nah, it won't be, they don't make red ones.' Three seconds later... 'Holy shit, it IS red, how did you know?'
Another big one, I dreamed about a place I'd never been to before and there was a shop with loads of shoes outside of it. Couple years later, some friends of family take us somewhere exactly like the place in my dream. We walk past a shop and I'm all, 'This is cool.' and our friend is like, 'Yeah, it's not open right now, it usually has loads of shoes outside it for sale.' I was like, ARE YOU SHITTING ME XD
People never believe me when I say I get psychic moments until they witness one XD
pocket_eggs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:43:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once I got an orangered but when I clicked on the envelope, there wasn't anything there.
wayfers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:09:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Found my headphones in my pocket untangled.
iamstephano ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:31:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Before I had my laptop I used to use my desktop which sits in the corner of my room on a desk. Anyway, about a metre (about 3 feet for those not using the metric system) to the right of me up on the wall is a shelf full of dvd's. I had a boxset sitting on top left of the shelf, which was roughly a metre away from my keyboard. So I'm sitting there doing whatever when this fucking box lands right on my keyboard, it scared the absolute shit out of me, and I still have no idea how it happened because there was no wind or anything to knock it over, and also, it was a metre away.
OhGarraty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:34:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a couple stories. When I was a kid, I stayed at my dad's house every other weekend. One of the few toys he had were toy cars - like hot wheels, but cheaper. He also had a wicker shelf in the kitchen, against a bare wall. I was having fun rolling the cars around on the linoleum floor. For those of you unfamiliar with this type of toy car, they make an obscenely loud clattering noise when they're rolling. This time was no exception, but when I rolled a car under the shelf it suddenly went silent. I didn't even hear it hit the wall. I poked my head underneath and the car was gone. I looked on the sides of the shelf, and still didn't see it. This was exceedingly odd, because the wall was bare - there wasn't any furniture or anything to hide a toy car. And it's not like they roll very easily. At the speed I had rolled the car, it should have been right there. I tried this again with two other cars, both of which also disappeared. I was about to put my hand under the shelf when my dad came in telling me to help him move something outside. The next day I brought an armful of cars to roll under the shelf, to no avail - they wouldn't disappear anymore. It was just a shelf, after all.
tl;dr Wormhole under a shelf ate my toys
Second story. When I was a preteen, I lived with my mom and sister in an apartment complex. We had just moved, and I wasn't great at making friends. So you can imagine my excitement when I was riding my bike one day and was waved over by a girl. She said she needed help with her bike chain, but she says she just got it fixed "like, a second ago". We quickly became best friends. Her name was Adrian, she was homeschooled, and she lived with her mom in the top floor apartment in the building next to ours. She pointed out her room, a window with Spider-man curtains. She even had dinner with us one evening. But one day she was just gone. I looked all over the complex, all of our secret hangout spots. Even the laundry building. No Adrian. I finally got the courage to knock on her door. But nobody answered. Looking up at her window, I could see that the curtains were gone. She must have moved and not told me. Right?
I mentioned to my mom and sister that Adrian had moved. They looked at me like I grew a second head. They had no idea who I was talking about. They'd never met an Adrian here. Where I remember her apartment being they both remember as being empty. Not even my sister's friends remember. I asked the office if the people in apartment ? (can't remember the number now) had moved, and if they left a forwarding address, but apparently that apartment had been vacant for months.
tl;dr Childhood best friend disappeared and no one but me remembers her
tehfiend ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:57:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I always notice street lights going out right as approach and pass them. It happens all the time but still startles me a little when it happens. I'd say 50% of the time I drive at night it will happen at least once, often multiple times. I assume they must just go off and on all the time but nobody else I've mentioned it too seems to notice.
Fearthenimi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They do it to me too, usually turn off not on. It happens to my fiancรฉ but the usually turn on when he goes under them.
redme22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ok not sure if this counts. When I was little we lived in an awesone house with a sandbox. I used to take this Batman gear out there and play. This was lime when I was four or five... I never forgot about those toys because they were badass. We moved or whatever and when I was around 17 we drove past our old house . It had a for sale sign so me and my mom decided to go for a tour as it looked way different. I went right to the sandbox and had flashbacks to me playing with my Batman set. I got this wierd feeling and went right to the right side of the sandbox and dug for a minute... Sure enough my toys were there... I can only guess I buried them and the new owners never touched the sandbox and in the back of my mind I remembered where I buried them.
eyeofmine79 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Good read, saved for later
Tiskettasket ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:42 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i know this will get buried but, my first year of college i went to stay with my grandma for christmas break as my mom had just moved to a small town about an hour from where i'm originally from. I left all my stuff at college with the exception of some clothes to wear over break. As i'm putting away my clothes in this really old dresser my grandma has i open a little box that's in there and inside is my high school class ring. The same ring that should be in my jewelry box in my dorm room 6 hours away. I called my mom freaking out. she thought it was pretty weird but believed it could happen. a thing to note also is that the jewelry box contains a picture of my uncle who passed away when i was really young.
hayden9501 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:35:29 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Damn it I'm going to have nightmares after reading these
Catizzler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:02:35 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I posted this in r/nosleep a couple of days ago, but I'm inspired to share my glitch here after reading a bunch of these.
I was in the fifth grade (I'm pretty sure. This happened like, ten years ago so bear with me on that) but I was so freaked out I still remember it to this day.
After school one day I went right to my friend's house. We were hanging out in her room and she decided to put on a movie. I was really tired, which was odd for me, but I began to drift off beside her on the bed. I was halfway between sleep and wakefulness, able to hear everything going on around me, but intensely relaxed and just barely conscious, when I started seeing these semi-transparent images, like a dream, but I wasn't quite asleep. I saw myself, in my room, with my friend to the right of me, my brother to the left, and a small wheeled table behind me. I was climbing my bunkbed ladder (which was detachable, sat propped against the bed at an angle, and was held to the bed by flimsy hooks) to get something off my bed when the ladder began to fall backward. I saw myself falling in slow motion.
I jerked fully awake, terrified (since I have a phobia of falling) startling my friend. It wasn't uncommon for me to have falling nightmares, but I was still freaked out. After a while, though, I was able to push it to the back of my mind.
Fast forward to later that evening, at my house. Since it was Friday, mom said I could stay over at my friend's that night. I had gathered almost everything I needed, but there was still one more thing that was up on my bed. I was about to climb up the ladder to the top bunk when my dream popped back into my mind and I froze. I looked around to find my brother and my friend on either side of me and the table behind me. I pulled the ladder experimentally toward me...there was no resistance. It was unhooked. If I had climbed the ladder, I would have fallen backward and hit my head on the table.
When I told my mom about the dream and the ladder being unhooked (which didn't make sense, because I was positive it had been attached to the bed when I'd left for school) she told me that she'd taken the ladder and put it up on my bed earlier in the day put of fear that my brother would try to climb it and get hurt. She hadn't realized that it wasn't hooked properly when she'd put it back down before I got home.
TL;DR Had a vision that my bunkbed ladder was gonna fall with me on it. Made me check before climbing. Saved me from serious injury/possible death.
TheNameIsWiggles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:55:42 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I work at a local KFC. Like 99% of fast food restaurants, we wear headsets that let us communicate with each other as well as customers at the drive through and such. One time, I was listening to my manager telling a story over the headset while I was about 10 yards away in the lobby. I watched him walk through the kitchen telling his story, then his mouth stopped moving before his sentence was finished. There is no delay in these headsets
feelingfoxy7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:29:35 on January 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger, I had a dream about being in a basement. I remember I was in the basement, looking up at the ceiling as the top levels of the house were being destroyed. In the morning, I reasoned this out to be due to a tornado. Years later, I was sitting in the move theatre watching the Tom Cruise version of "War of the Worlds". There's a scene where Tom Cruise and the kids go into the basement of a house. They're down there and they look up at the ceiling while the aliens are shooting the shit out of their house and what not. But that was the same goddamn ceiling/basement/situation that appeared in my dream probably a decade or more before.
kittyh12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:31:04 on February 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure if this counts as a "glitch" or anything, but it is certainly strange and unexplainable.
My dad tells me this story all the time:
When he was a young kid he lived in Carriacou, a small island in the Caribbean. He has 8 other brothers and sisters so they had to share rooms at night. So my dad tells me that one night he remembered having to sleep on the floor for some reason. He was facing away from the door and look at the wall under his brother's bed when all of sudden he felt a sting on his arm. He said that he tried to turn over and see what had bit him, but he couldn't move. It was if he was paralyzed or something. My dad said it seemed like forever before he could actually move and yelp to wake his brothers up and turn around. There was nothing there. But his arm was covered in blood. It really creeps me out every time he tells me, and his explanation for all of it is voodoo.(Remember he is from the Caribbean and it is not uncommon to believe in voodoo).
just_plain_cool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:36:26 on February 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just last night I was having trouble sleeping. I woke up at 2:56, and I distinctly remember it was 2:56 because 256 is my lucky number and then I fell asleep soon after. I wake up again to see the clock saying 2:13. It was definitely 2:56 and 2:13. This has happened to me on quite a few occasions actually... Really weird...
DickMcCockpunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:57 on April 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A: You're a time-traveler. B: You slept through an entire day, good job, lazy-ass.
MidgardDragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:46:20 on October 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
C) It was one of those clocks that automatically change when the time resets for Daylight Savings and he didn't realize it was Daylight Savings.
thebeerbabe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:25 on March 10, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My dad lives in Albany, NY but has a small staff in NYC that he visits about once a quarter - not too often and not on a regular schedule, really. We're not terribly close so he doesn't regularly tell me when he's in NYC vs. Albany since I don't live nearby either place.
On September 11th, I was watching the news about the terrorist attacks while in the union building at my college in NH. At first, when the buildings were hit and just on fire, I didn't feel anything, but when the first tower collapsed I had a sudden and instant sensation of fear and my knees buckled. Only one thought went through my head - "Dad's in New York" - even though there was no reason AT ALL to think that. I tried calling him for hours and didn't get through all day.
Turns out I was right. Thankfully he got out of the city safely (apparently he 'requisitioned' a state vehicle to do so) but didn't think to call us right away to tell us he was okay because we wouldn't have thought he was in NYC at the time. Scared the shit out of me but it was really the first time that I just knew something from my gut.
HotCelery ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:32:46 on May 22, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I swear to fucking jesus, krishna, obama, michael jordan, yahweh, john lennon and the lot that this fucking happened. 12 years old: I'm sitting on my bed, and everything starts floating up. books, blankets, lights flickering, walls and room shaking. like a hurricane in there. i scream and try to open the door, but it's locked. then it stops. traumatic as hell
Baldo19724 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:26 on June 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I was 10 or 11, nearly thirty years ago now. I was lying on the couch fevering badly. A baseball game was on the tv but I was far too out of it to really care what was happening with it. It must have been an emergency level fever because, as I dozed, I could hear static coming from the tv. At first it was very faint as if it were coming from another source like a radio in another room. The more attention I gave it, the louder the sound became until it was all I could hear. Then, just as the sound strengthened, it diminished once again to a faint, distant whisper. I decided to simply ignore it and again began to doze . It was then that I had a clear picture in my head. Clear as if I had been watching it on live tv in full awareness. With a resounding CRACK, The batter got hold of a curve ball and smashed it over the left field wall. A moment later, I knew something strange had happened when I woke and opened my eyes to see a batter smash a curve ball over the left field wall...
gooserooster88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:15:58 on June 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once I was listening to a podcast and heard this exact story in a segment called "glitches in the matrix."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:31:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This thread is going to drive the atheist neckbeards insane.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:32:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
when i was a kid we always had this family (we'll call them the smiths) that we used to bump into wherever we went. It became almost a joke with my mom and dad where we'd be somewhere new and would just be like "oh i wonder when the smiths are getting here".
Went to Washington DC one day (a solid 10-12 hr dr) and on the way there in the rest areas i kept joking "oh i see the smith's car, they must be here"...laughed it off.
Later that day, walking through DC near the river and who comes walking in the opposite direction on the same path at the same time? The Smiths in all their glory. All of them. They are not from DC. Not even close. I nearly shat myself.
Never bumped into them after that.
liquid5170 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:59:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hopefully this qualifies...
I take a girl to lake tahoe last minute for the 4th of july to party with some of my friends out there. We end up staying in my buddy's room at the horizon.. we get settled in, got ready and head out to drink. Long story short, we drink and drink and drink... we end up at vex night club and she is white girl wasted; 2 sheets to the wind. I grab her purse and shoes and take her back to the room. As soon as we exit the club, security stops us and sees how TRASHED she is so they grab her a wheel chair and pushes her all the way back to our room at the horizon. lol The next day she wakes up and is so embarassed she got hammered but i assured her she was fine. i made sure she was safe and i was able to grab her shoes and purse like what good guy greg would do.
then she gives me the weirdest look and tells me thats NOT her purse. we argue for 5 seconds before i open the purse up to find the ID and lo and behold, it was another girls purse. everyone in the room gets a good laugh for about 10 minutes then we decide to track the girl down to get the purse back...
my girl and i decide to leave early since our friend has gotten a hold of the girl and has tracked down one of her family members or what not. He said he would take care of it and promised he would get it back to the rightful owner. I think NOTHING of it anymore and decide to head back to Roseville where i am living.
Fast forward to 3-4 days after the fact and i decide to meet a friend who was having slight depression/anxiety and needed some friends to talk to before he goes crazy. so we go to a local sushi/bar in town and we grab a few drinks and talk about his problems. an hour later, i see this crazy hot girl walk in and sit down all by herself at the bar. other than noticing her, i pay no attention as i am not feeling like partying or picking anyone up so i avoid her. a few drinks led to a few more and my friends and i decide to head downtown to a bar having drink specials instead. an hour after we had been at the new bar, the SAME GIRL walks in and goes to the other end of the bar to grab a few drinks. at this point i'm a little more buzzed and i'm like thats weird, she's here too. she ended up catching the eyes of my friend who thought she was hot... he told me about her and i told him to go talk to her. he says no... so i said his loss is my gain. fast foward and i end up taking her home.
the next morning we start talking about how she has to go meet her friend to grab something. she lives about an hour away and she was only here to meet her girlfriend. she asked me to take her to her g/f's house and then to her car. I pay no attention to the words out of her mouth and end up driving her to her friends house... 2 seconds after she gets in my car, i look over and IMMEDIATELY my jaw drops to the floor. IT WAS THE SAME EXACT PURSE I HAD GRABBED AND SHE HAD LOST IN TAHOE.
We've been friends ever since and we've even decided to play the lotto together. lol didn't win :(
TL;DR - Found a purse out of town. my friend was in charge of returning it. i pick up a girl in my local town bar a week later. end up being the same girl who lost her purse. the girl was from a completely different town.
klappertand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:02:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once closed a word document, and it asked me to save the changes that i made, i didn't make any changes...
Freaks me the fuck out
amidoingitcorrectly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:25 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back in '91 while I was in the airforce we use to pass the time in my squad by having our own street fights. Not a whole lot to do out in the middle of nowhere. We would never really hurt each other too much just sort of rough them up a bit until someone gave up. Anyway, while in a fairly heated fight that was on the verge of becoming a bit too violent I grabbed my opponent in an effort to throw them over my shoulder. However for some reason, while doing that I thought I would get flashy and throw a kick while doing a back flip. I landed the move perfectly but my opponent was not on the ground where he should be. He appeared to be frozen in time, just standing there really close to me with an expression of being kick on his face. He was also stuck to me, no matter where I went he followed always frozen with the same expression. Freaked out I frantically tried to unfreeze him, what finally worked is I crouched for a few seconds and then lunged forward with a punch and a round house, he fell to the ground. When he came too he had no memory of what happened and didn't believe me when I, and the few people who saw it told him. To this day he still thinks we are making it up.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:07:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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TekTekDude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:26:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thats pretty cool
rauelius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Next time I do Salvia, I'll try this!
AbsoluteBlack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:02:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I use meditation pretty frequently as a relaxation technique.
Weird stuff happens. Most memorable one was when I decided I was relaxed enough, opened my eyes, and fell about 5 feet to the ground, hard. Had a bruise on my butt for a week.
tl;dr: I levitated.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:16:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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AbsoluteBlack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not saying I wasn't hallucinating, dreaming, etc. I don't claim to know why I have that vivid memory; It's possible I hurt myself in a different way and dreamed the fall. shrug
Cyborg771 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:27:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Redditors believe that their memory is a good approximation of the past.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:11:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was on this site called reddit. I clicked this one link with a whitty title. Laughed at the photo then closed it. A few minutes later I clicked another link down the page. clicked it and looked at it. IT WAS THE EXACT SAME PHOTO. total dejavu. o wait. Never mind. It was just a repost
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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NovusHomoSapiens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
why not simply write a letter to the address to learn about the truth. I would have done it if it were me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Accelerate a flow to Mach 1 by using a converging nozzle, then use a diverging nozzle and it goes FASTER
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was out buying groceries with my mum when we came across a certain brand of cereal that I wanted. They were on offer, one box was ยฃ2 while 2 boxes were 90p.
ihatemonday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was waking up from a dream and I saw a big spider from that dream, on the "real" wall for 1-2 seconds... Some kind of waking-up-from-a-dream-hallucination... weird.
PabloBablo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I see somebody that looks like someone I know who I haven't seen in a while, then I see the person I thought I had seen a few minutes later.
Happened to me at least twice
Jtd252 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That made me laugh a lot for reasons unknown.
xarlev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
one time, i went to open a door, and it opened itself...
s3rris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It seems like whenever I learn some tiny fact in class, later on in the day I'll see it mentioned here on reddit.
Today in my music history class we learned the correct meaning of A.D. I get home, go on reddit, start browsin the comments of a thread and what do you know? Someone explains the correct meaning of A.D. to some random stranger on the internet.
I think the time before that was about a month ago and it was some fact I learned in my Soc class.
Fuckin freaks me out, though.
lolsroflslmaos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:37:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That happened to me with the cahokia indian mounds
Garble7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps you go to school with redditors and they post what they've learnt at school that day.
s3rris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There was one guy in my Soc class who would reddit during class.
:/ I think that's the only person I've encountered though.
mochismo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm guessing a sneaky coworker trolled the OP.
cfoust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was walking up my very long driveway one day and walked towards the back side of my house. Off to my left was a large (but shortly grow because it was post-burn) prairie. As I rounded the side of the house I saw a large black dog trotting the other direction maybe 10 yards from me. It disappeared into a taller portion of prairie grass. I ran down to where the prairie started and looked out. The dog was gone and nowhere to be found. There's nowhere it could have ran because the grass was so short. It was just...gone. I was scared for the rest of the day.
TheCreeperLawyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once I had a dream where my music teacher told me that there was finally a space in drum tuition for me.
The next day my real (non-dream) music teacher said the same thing.
My dream was 100% accurate right down to where he said it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
intuition about drum tuition? head explodes
Terribaddie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was young so I don't recall all the details. My family just got home, all the lights were out in the house. This orb of light was hovering around and flying. Not like a small lightning bug, but perhaps the size of a half dollar. My mom and my two sisters all saw it. None of us seemed to be scared of it. We followed it up the dark stairs and once we reached the top of the stairs it sorta just zoomed away and disappeared. It wasn't like a flash light or anything projected onto a wall, this thing was actually floating there in 3d space.
Like I said I was young, but I mentioned the story recently to my mom and one of my sisters and they both remember it. I don't believe in ghosts or spirits so I guess I have no explanation for it.
sprocket86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My friend was in one of my dreams, and for some reason the shirt he was wearing had some significance. It was a black ninja turtles shirt, and I could see it very clearly and remembered it when I woke up. That day (that I woke up) he was wearing that shirt. I've never seen that shirt before my dream (that I can remember). I know it's just my mind forcing puzzle pieces together, but it still gave me the chills which doesn't happen easily.
vnkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your 12 eggs was probably the baker's dozen and you probably ate a bad egg.
DirtPile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So, wait. You get free breakfast every morning? This is meant for r/firstworldglitchesintheMatrix
Caesar_Epicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have mild premonitions. Like a random word or number will pop into my head, either in a dream or while i'm conscious, and later that thing will show up in my life somehow. i will also sometimes get the sense that i know what is going to happen before it happens.
Lockski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ever have the guy that disrespected you all through high school make you the life of the party at the prom? Mine went like that but for middle school. First kiss that night. I don't go to school with any of them anymore. Good riddance.
mull3tboii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
when I was around 10 my brother, friend, and I set up a tent in our backyard. inside the tent it was pitch black, you couldn't see anything. we were all sitting inside of it when I stand up and pull back a black zipper flap on the top of the tent.
right when I did that my friend and brother had a red outline outlining every detail of their body; the outline of their body, their eyeballs, their mouth, teeth. everything was outlined in a way to where you could see perfectly.
I told them this, I said "hey I can see you guys, you all have a red outline" they kind of just laughed at me and didn't believe me until I told them to pull down the flap.
I don't remember if it was my brother or my friend, but one of them did pull down the flap and they were able to see the red outlines in us too. it didn't work for the third person.
the next day I went out to check out the red outline flap magic and it didn't work.
also it felt like I was in jelly, kind of like your movement on mushrooms; faded, glowy, like in a live television production. really weird
SykonotticGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, this thread is one of mine. I've been thinking about "glitches in the matrix" and things like that a lot today and yesterday.
professorpasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a metal clasp on my work badge, one side is a hinge that you push so you can slide it off a belt loop, sort of like a carabiner that's loose. Well, I hang my badge on the opposite side of the clasp, otherwise it's difficult to remove. Sometimes at the end of the day, it's on the side with the clasp, the wrong side! I don't see how it can possibly move over, as the badge itself is far too large to go through the belt loop.
crusoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once dropped the gas cap from my truck, heard it bounce once, and then could find it. I looked around the otherside, and found it laying it against the outside of the rear tire on the opposite side. I didn't hear it roll or bounce more than once.
*[]----[]< Gas cap found here
I was sitting in a game store, and a family walked up to the counter. For about the next 10 seconds, I knew exactly what was going to happen next, about 1-2 seconds before it happened. It was like extended deja vu. It was freaky as hell, and unnerving.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was asleep one afternoon, when I suddenly found myself downstairs looking at a table with an old fax-machine and a bunch of random stuff on it. Got really scared, woke up in my bed. Went downstairs, saw exactly what I had seen before. (The stuff was rearranged all the time)
ragd0ll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In Wildwood, NJ... a friend and I are getting high in our super shitty hotel room, watching the original version of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. We decide to head out for some drinks. We meet some guys, play some pool, have a few drinks, dance like crazy... come home, turn on TV, the movie is playing EXACTLY where we left off.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in the 6th grade, the buses weren't running one afternoon and I had to wait for 2-2.5 hours for my mom to get off work to come pick me up. The entire time I waited I was thinking, "Damn, I really wished the new PSM would get here. (playstation magazine, would get to my house at very different dates, no real set time to expect it)" I even drifted off thinking about what game would probably be on the cover.
Mom shows up, I get in the back and as we are driving off she hands me the new PSM with the game I thought was going to be there on the cover. I flipped out.
denisrobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was around 10-12 years old, I had a computer class where all computers were password protected and our teacher would come around and enter the password for us (we didn't know it). One day during the break I sat in front of one of the locked computers. I really wanted to log into the computer to play some Minesweeper. So I started guessing passwords, I tried something like name of the school and teacher. After a few failed attempts I just randomly tapped on the keyboard and entered about 6-8 symbols. To my surprise, it worked. I got a welcome message and the computer began to log into Windows. Of course none of my classmates believed me.
orangekeekat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember sitting in my math class in high school with my sweater on, and then looking down - my sweater was in my lap and I could not recall having taken it off at all. I asked my friends but they hadn't noticed.
Nikolicious589 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In kindergarten, I had a dream where me and my best friend at the time were going through a maze. I ended up losing him in the maze. Went to school, and he wasn't there. I was freaking out.
Go home, and have part 2 that night. I end up finding him and finish the maze. I go to school, and he's back. The weirdest coincidence I've ever been a part of.
sokpuppet1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Couldn't get into my apartment building one day. The key I always used wouldn't work. My roommate came back shortly after, his key didn't work either. We call security for the housing complex, guy shows up, his key works. We ask them if they changed the locks. His answer?
"This is my key. I live in the building. I've lived here for 25 years. It's the same key. The same lock."
Management gave us new keys, that worked. They insisted we were the only ones in the building of over 50 apartments to need new keys.
To this day, my roommate and I have no idea what happened.
goinginthebin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dreamed about something occurring and it happened just like that during the day. More so than a coincidence or a similar occurrence, the exact vision in my dream happened.
Themiffins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kids I used to dream about a day in my elementary school, around every other night. It would literally follow a whole day complete with me walking through halls, eating lunch, what my lesson would be, and even recess.
The next day I would follow exactly what would happen in my dream. Kind of freaked me out sometimes, and gave me the worst case of Deja'vu I've ever had.
bossanova352 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably not as good as some of the other's on here, but here goes.
I was about 13 sleeping over at a friends house. I ended up sleeping in the house's guest room, but I couldn't fall asleep. There were some Calvin and Hobbes collections in the room, so I turned on the light and read some of those. At some point, the door in the room slowly opens and cracks open about an inch wide. I couldn't see anything or anyone outside. I said my friends name a few times to see if it was just him. No response. Eventually the door slowly closes again, and I'm officially freaked out. There's no way I was going to fall asleep anytime soon. So I continue to read for another hour or so, attempting to stay awake. And then the same thing happens AGAIN. Eventually, I was able to fall asleep, but this was probably the freakiest thing that's ever happened to me.
Or maybe not. Another time I was awake in my room around midnight, and suddenly the radio on my stereo turned on at full volume. Scared the daylights out of me and to this day I have no idea how it happened.
Terribaddie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking about the movie Deja Vu. I turned on my tv and sure enoguh Deja Vu was on. Coincidence, but it was awesome.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There was one July 4th me, my family and several of our friends had gathered around the backyard for a bonfire food cookout thing, and it was a perfectly clear sky. You could almost see the whole thing from horizon to horizon, so my family thought it would be cool to get out a stargazing type book and start identifying constellations.
My dad had quite some experience with this, and we managed to identify most in the summer sky, like Capricorn, Pisces, Sagittarius. I, on the other hand, started getting frustrated, and grabbed the book. I looked for some of my own constellations, but got lost because I saw 3 stars somewhat close to each other that were not on the map. I looked at the map, then back at the sky, but there was no explanation as to what they were. My dad had no idea either. They weren't any special color, they were just. There.
This is where it got weird.
I shit you not, when my dad and I pointed them out to my brother and his friend, one of them moved. It took a lazy spiral path around the night sky (it wasn't moving before, mind you!) and finally went off into the southern horizon.
We freaked the fuck out. No one there had seen anything like that, because a satellite does NOT move in a damn spiral!
A couple minute later, another one of the lights moved, did the same spiral pattern, but headed northeast this time. The last one followed soon after, heading northwest.
We all remember that moment, and my mom even wrote it down in her journal. I sometimes talk about it with my family, and to this day we have no clue what they were. Freaky stuff.
tl;dr I saw 3 stars get up and fly off the horizon, one after the other on the same night.
jb2386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:07:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
This is the most appropriate time for this (and I bet you all know what I'm linking to)
Also, this sounds like what you were talking about, almost
slyphox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This isnt something I've shared with a lot of people because they'd probably think im crazy.
There is this mall in Orlando with upscale outlets and such. About a year or so before it opened I had a dream I was in a mall, walking around and such. The food court was a very distinct layout which stuck with me for some reason.
Fast forward and I found myself driving on I-4 which ran next to the site as they were breaking ground. I look at the concept posted and it looks exactly like the mall in my dream. It didnt hit me at first as a lot of time had passed since I first had the dream.
Eventually when it opened, I went and the food court was exactly as it was in my dream which gave me a huge case of dejavu.
grillcover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I was at a family reunion and having a heated conversation with my father outside. Right as I peaked in frustration and was loudly "Erggh"ing, my car's brake-lights came on in the parking lot about 40 feet away from where we were standing. They kept flashing at us for about 10 seconds until I realized there was no way for that to happen, and then they stopped. We were both pretty startled, and then my dad accused me of activating some kind of electronic key. As I pointed out, my '93 Corolla was fully manual and had no such radio switch, and the brake-lights are only activated by the brake.
Shaken, we approached the car together, to find it completely empty, with all of the doors locked. To this day, the sole explanation remains that my ride was sympathetically resonating with my frustration and expressing itself similarly.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
had a dream one night in sort of a cartoonish way. all of a sudden i feel an attraction to one of the female characters in this dream, and i start to get a feeling that this is something i have seen before. I was fortunate enough to remember this dream when i woke up and PUFF, the title of a childrens cartoon popped into my head, turns out i dreamt the exact scenes from "The Last Unicorn" that i watched some 23 years ago.
Ragnrok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time I pulled the ethernet cable from my computer (which at the time had absolutely no way to connect wirelessly) and still had internet connection for about 60 seconds. I even typed in URLs I'd never been to on my computer, and I got to the websites with no issue. Confuses me to this day.
jeeaudley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My father told me a story that he and some friends went to a concert and as they were about to leave my father realized he could not find the key to the car. After hours of searching and not being able to find it anywhere.... All of a sudden he heard a metal sound and right in from of the car was the key... He claims there were no drugs involved and that it was beyond strange...
Squab27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream that I was walking through a random old house which was an exhibit. I remembered looking out the windows and seeing a non native plant to where I live. After gazing out the window I then turned to see in a cupboard with glass an old Morton Salt container, and everything else is spotty. A few years later I took a trip to Hawaii. When we visited the Kona Coffee tourist attraction, there was an old house. We went in, I looked out the window and saw the coffee plants. Then I turned, as soon as I saw the salt I was like O_O wtf, i've seen this before and been here. The next hour was used trying to figure out how I could have been there in a dream.
calvonicreaction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me and my friend were walking home from school one day, and some guy on a moped drove by us, we payed little attention to it, but we both saw it, 5 seconds later, a guy on a moped drove passed us, same direction, and by what we could tell, he was the same person.
liripip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened when I was 6: It was Christmas, and like most little kids, I woke up in the wee hours of the morning to go shake my presents. I was very taken with these three cylindrical presents and noticed that one was for me, one was for my sister, and the last for my brother. I went to sleep happy that we were all getting a present to share. When I woke up, all three tube shaped presents were for me. To this day I'm not sure if I was just a stupid sleepy little kid or if Santa is real.
TL;DR why, as a little kid, I thought Santa was real.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Buried, but I did a robo-trip one time.. ONE time.. At the time, I was already malnourished because I had just moved back home after literally living in my car for 2 years. So I was extremely malnourished, and my brain wasn't working properly at the time..lol. So I was laying outside staring at the sstars, and decided it'd be a great idea to do a robotrip so the stars would move.... Great logic huh?
So I went and got a 4oz bottle of robotussin max cough (DXM is the only active ingrediant), a bottle of Dr. Pepper, and a loaf of bread (I head bread sucked up the syrup so your stomach wouldn't hurt.... Worked..lol)
Anyway, So I did this robo-trip.... LOOOONG.. long.. long story short.. I came to the conclusion that I was god. Not A god.. THE god. I thought. I. Was. God. So.. After doing several..fucked up things.. that night. Towards the end I sent a text to several people saying something along the lines of "I love you all, live life the best that you can.".. I wanted to raise people's spirits or some shit.
Well, after sending it to about 20 people, I KINDA came to my senses and was like "Woah.. I don't wanna send it to THESE people" (they were family members, so I would've had some explaining to do.lol). So I DID. NOT. send it to them (I remember the entire not pretty vividly, only it kinda seems like remembering a dream). Well the next day, my cousin, and a couple other family members (who I KNOW i didn't send them to) responded with WTF and shit. So I went to look through my sent texts. The first few were people I knew I had sent them to, as I kept scrolling down.. all of a sudden the screen started going white, and the messages kept disappearing, I stopped scrolling, and a few seconds later, the screen flashed and they all came back. NONE of the family members who asked me WTF happened were on that list. I have NO clue how they got the texts.
bufferedkeystrokes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know why, but this has always bothered me tremendously.
I was playing racquetball at the local park in my hometown. It was a typical three sided affair with the back open. I was solo, just doing some practice, when one got past me. I watched it bounce, roll, and finally, come to a compete stop between the sidewalk and the grass about 15 yards away. I was walking directly toward it and I took my eye off it for literally one second. When I looked back, it was gone. I looked for easily half an hour and it was nowhere. Keep in mind this is a bright blue ball about 2.5" across. Not a marble, or tiny screw, or something else that you typically expect to never see again if it gets beyond three feet from your face. The ball just seemed to vanish into thin air and it has always bugged me.
This was well before any matrix movie and I always attributed it to aliens, but hey, I'm open to whatever theory you guys might have.
snowleave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My teacher in Highschool put a worksheet on a seat in the front of the room I got up to get it I rember getting up and walked down my isle and then nothing next thing I know im in my seat when she says get the sheet out I start to stand up but then I notice its on my desk
stevexc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My lighter disappeared out of my right hoodie pocket one day while I was driving. I figured it fell between the seat and center console, but nope, not a sign of it. This wasn't just a generic random Bic lighter, either, it was some random, very distinctive, brand of lighter I had bought once and only once. Two or three weeks later, I get in my car and as I'm starting to drive I feel something fall out of my left pants pocket, but I figure I'll wait until I get home to check. When I do, I get out of the car and hear something fall off the seat and land on the ledge at the bottom of the door frame. Sure enough, it's the lighter.
It's since disappeared again (in that same car), so I'm just waiting until it decides to come back.
Adio3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If I think really hard about not existing I feel myself slowly getting sucked into blackness. Happens all the time I dont know if this a psychological thing or something lol, also almost a week ago I was about to go to sleep, but instead I kept telling myself to break free from reality. My covers become extremely heavy and I feel like paper. I quickly open my eyes and I see a black hole on my ceiling. O.o I freaked out so bad!
dudeitsjon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just had Dejavu of the terry tate office linebacker commercial. at the exact moment it ends when he walked away im so sure i had a dream about that not that long ago, and when i was watching it i kept saying i had never seen it before. mustve been the one superbowl i missed.
atthedrive-by ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
fauxpunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About a year after my mom died I started having really weird dreams. A majority of them were always when something big happened (a relationship, a new job, changing apartments, a new roommate, conflicts in any of these subjects.. etc).
Each of the dreams would have a similar setting, sitting around a 4-person, wooden table (that she owned, and I took with me for my first apartment), always me sitting across from her, a warm light hanging from above, and we were always having a beverage. The thing that always changed was the conversation and the beverage. During the dream, we would talk about the major event going on in my life and she would give advice.
I don't remember what was going on at the time of the last dream like this, but.. I remember walking (in my dream) to the table and not seeing her there. The feeling of fear stuck with me all day when I woke up. It almost felt like she had died again.
At any rate, the resolution of the conversations in the dreams were often repeated a day or two later when I would hang out with a friend and the topic was brought up. For example, mom would say to change job fields if I wasn't happy with the current job I had and then a friend would suggest applying for a particular job in a different field.
Looking back, it was pretty comforting and I miss these dreams.
Smarmo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Whilst playing doubles tennis for afternoon sport at highschool, a friend of mine declared just before serving that he was going to give the guy he was serving to (also a friend of mine) his first ever bleeding nose. He proceeded to serve and I'll be damned if that tennis ball didn't hit him square in the nose and make it bleed. More luck than anything but it was pretty spooky the way he declared it before doing it, and the fact that the other guy had never had a bleeding nose.
McGravin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So I was 16 and had just gotten my driver's license, and I really liked driving. I had this new found power, so I was going to use it. I lived in southeastern Ohio amid the foothills of the Appalachians, so there were plenty of country roads winding through the hills and woods and fields. I had friends who lived out in the boonies, so sometimes I would enjoy driving to their places, other times I would just be driving aimlessly, day or night.
One time a friend and I are out driving, listening to music and chatting and such, no particular destination, and it's after dark. Since we have no place to be, whenever I came to an intersection I'd just decide at random whether to turn or go straight or whathaveyou. The long and the short of it was, I knew in general where I was, but I couldn't point out an exact spot on a map.
I came around a sharp bend and had to suddenly veer sharply to avoid an object that was laying in the road. I'm still not entirely sure what it was, because I didn't get the best look at it. It looked like a smoldering log, like how a chunk of wood as it burns will crack and inside the cracks was an orange glow. But the outside of it didn't look burned or covered in ash or anything.
When we were past it, my friend and I shared a "what the hell was that?" glance, but said nothing. The next chance I got, I turned around and went back, but the log was gone; perhaps three minutes had gone by and we had passed no cars going in either direction. When I found my way back to a road I knew and eventually dropped my friend off at his house, it was maybe half an hour or 45 minutes after we had seen the thing, and I realized neither of us had spoken since before that.
I have since tried to go back and at least find the road, perhaps to see if there was a burned spot in the pavement or any other indication of what it was I had seen, but I haven't been able to find that particular road at all. By now it's been a few years, though.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember this one time the day after Halloween I was in the car being driven by my parents somewhere. I looked at this house and it was TP'd to shit. Toilet paper everywhere. I studied it for a second and then dismissed it. I turned back and looked at it the house again. The toilet paper was gone. All of it, gone. And I can't explain it, about 7 years later. There was too much toilet paper to be removed in a second. I don't get it and it still boggles my mind.
KoalaKing009 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A few years ago, I was in boarding school and we were all assigned different chores. My group's chores consisted of cleaning the gym. My job for the day was to sweep and mop a hallway and vacuum the office it lead to. I had just finished mopping when I noticed footprints on the floor. I was about to go yell at the jerk who dirtied my floor, but I couldn't find anybody. The office was empty, no one else in the hallway, and the footprints lead halfway down the hallway and stopped. They were only facing one direction, and they weren't smeared like if someone tried to walk backwards to get out. They just stopped abruptly and didn't lead anywhere. Everyone thought I was pranking them, but the foot prints were too small to be any of ours and the print didn't match any of our shoes.
DunDerD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once a day almost every day whether I am in class or at work, someone else close by me will either make the exact same motion or noise at the exact same random time I do. Like it I were to scratch my head the person next to me will make the exact same gesture I do at the exact same time. And that's it. Something simple like that but it always makes me like wtf.
Shadow250000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Here's one that happened last tuesday, freaked me right the fuck out. I'm the helpdesk for the college I'm going to (or I will be until tomorrow, the last day of my course) and the person who was supposed to take the tuesday afternoon shift didn't come to class and didn't send any message like a total ass, so I had to take their shift.
I got called into the campus director's room, she was telling me an IT group has monthly meetings and she's letting them use our space. She asked me about helping them set up, and if I was interested so I asked what the group is about. Meanwhile, I'm just randomly thinking "huh....an IT group, I wonder if my co-op supervisor from high school knows anything about this. Nahhhh" She grabs the email and says this meeting is about the windows deployment toolkit and one touch installations. I think "Huh, My supervisor used to work with that during my co-op placement and showed me how it worked and stuff. But that's probably just a coincedence." Then she says the guest speaker for this particular monthly meeting is none other than my supervisor. It was at this point that my brain exploded. And on top of this massive coincedence, as I said, the person normally taking the shift didn't show up, and if they had, I would have never found out about this meeting.
tl;dr random IT group just so happens to use my college's space for meeting, guest speaker turns out to be my old co-op supervisor.
SykonotticGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Less than a week ago, I got an email on my phone, but I was at my computer, so I decided to just use my browser to look at the email. But, since I'm so easily distractable sometimes, I thought the mail was for reddit so I went to reddit to check, and guess what: I did have new mail!
Except, when I clicked the new mail icon, it turns out... I didn't? There was no new mail. I clicked my browser's back button to make sure I hadn't imagined it, and sure enough, the icon was orange and said I had new mail.
I went to reddit, expecting and believing I had new mail, and reddit thought the same. This has never happened to me before or since.
I wonder, is this a dream world? Are we all one consciousness experiencing this reality from different perspectives? Can we influence our consciousness simply by believing strongly enough in something?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was once dreaming about some weird irrelevant crap in the middle of the night and then this intense indescribable fear came over me. There was absolutely nothing remotely frightening happening in the dream and yet I had never felt more afraid in my life. I woke up about five seconds after the fear began. I didn't gradually wake up. I was asleep, and then I was instantly aware that I was awake. That's not the weird part. My entire room started shaking. I was being shaken violently. about a second and a half after the shaking began, I heard one of the loudest noises I'd ever heard. It was undoubtably an explosion and it was LOUD. I don't know exactly how long this went on for. Couldn't have been more than 30 seconds. And then it stopped. I was sure we were being bombed so I ran outside my room and waited for my siblings to come out screaming and crying but there was nothing. Everyone was perfectly asleep. No sound. I went and woke my mom up and asked her if she heard it. Nope. No one heard it. No one felt it. The craziest thing is that my mom now swears that she felt the exact same thing.
TL;DR I felt and heard a super freaking loud explosion in the middle of the night that no one else felt or heard.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a child I would sometimes dream boring things, like just meeting some random person. Years later I meet the person from my dream and have a weird deja vu moment. It is probably my brain playing tricks on me, but it still freaks me out when I "remember" someone I have never met.
Faust5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My desk killed the internet.
Whenever I put my laptop flat on my desk, I would get no internet. Youtube videos would stop in their tracks. When I lift it 4 inches off the desk, the YouTube videos would start buffering again. I usually worked with it in my lap, or put two textbooks on my desk.
My friends saw it too, but it didn't happen to theirs. I'll never figure out why that happened.
tl;dr: laptop didn't work when on my desk
Karadom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This just happened. So for a while, I had two different ear buds on my headphones because one of them fell off. I got matching buds nearly a year ago. I take them out of my bag, and now it has the other ear bud back on it. Was this whole year a dream or something?
Owen_Wilson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in highschool, I had just gotten back from thanksgiving with family in a city a couple hours away. Before I went to bed, around 3 am, I texted my then-girlfriend "happy thanksgiving!" or something similar. The next night, we're hanging out and I ask if she got my text. She said she got it right around midnight right before she went to sleep. I say that's impossible because I sent it very late at night when I got home. She insisted she got it at midnight.
TL;DR: Time traveling text message
insectopod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Something strange indeed.
Typical evening, my Mom and Dad were sitting/laying around watching TV in our front living room, and I'm in the back one playing the ol' Xbox.
Well,, I decide to get up and go towards the kitchen, which is in the center of the house, and so does my Mom. We both walk in from opposite sides of the kitchen, and out of the corner of my eye, I see my Dad, wearing different clothes and hat, walking towards the sink as if he was going to do dishes.
I dismiss it, but then, when I'm in the kitchen, he isn't there. He's in the living room, laying on the floor and watching TV. I kinda go "Woah.." and later on I find out my Mom saw something similar, except near the fridge, and he was also dressed different.
TL;DR My Dad has almost perfected invisibility for his clones.
andtheboys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About a year ago, I started having quick little mental images and dreams about crashing my car. For example, when I drove across a bridge on my normal route I had one of those strange "what if" moment wondering, "what would happen if I drove off it?" And then soon after I had a dream about driving off the edge of the mountain that I live on.
Well within a week or two of those occurrences, I was driving on a wet, winding road littered with fallen leaves. (I remember I was listening to Kid Cudi if anyone cares to know) All of a sudden my car fishtailed out from under me. It turned a full 360 degrees before it slid back into a ditch and got stuck in the trees. I feel like I was prepared for this moment to happen because I'd recently played many similar situations through in my head not too long before it happened.
TL:DR - I had premonitions about a car crash.
new-be-nice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
did you eat the new egg?
SpencerTheStubborn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I saw three or four 'identical pairs' of cars driving side by side or front to back within the same two blocks just a week ago. My words were something about a glitch in the matrix.
CalyBell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes things I dream about come true, down to scary detail. Like dreaming about a scene in a movie I've never heard of that won't be in theaters for another month kind of detail.
I_Love_Yoga_Pants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Last Saturday I got home at around 11, and went straight to my bedroom, forgetting to leave my wallet on the counter. I then proceed to place my wallet on the desk in my room, fall asleep, wake up, its still there. I get a call from a friend, so I hop in the shower, but when I get out, my wallet has vanished. Frantically I search the whole house, to no avail. I then say heck, I'll drive without it, so I walk out to the car, and my wallet is in the FUCKING CAR. MFW I saw it, http://files.sharenator.com/wtf_is_this_shit_RE_10_Weird_Guinness_World_Records-s400x297-240183.jpg
Tietsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember when I was younger, 6 or 7, I had a dream where I was at Target and met a family of four at a K-Mart. There faces all had a strange concreteness to them, but I didn't remember ever seeing them before. The next day we went shopping, and I swear I ran into them, but we didn't talk I just stared at them, gawking completely sure I had just given life to dream creatures.
I tried explaining it to my father once. He shrugged it and off and ignored me. To this day it still creeps me out. I'm sure there are others but that one comes to mind most vividly.
williemcbride ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm standing on a wooden platform, in front of a crowd. The dictator raises the pistol.
BANG
My mother's body falls to the floor. He moves onto my father.
BANG
He falls as well, hitting the ground with a resounding thud. The crowd is silent.
BANG
My older brother, 21 years old, dies before my eyes.
BANG
My sister, who just that morning was assuring me that all would be fine, screams just before she dies.
BANG
My younger brother, only 12, falls to the ground. I now know who the smaller coffin was for.
He raises the gun to my head. The crowd begins to chant. YOU'RE NEXT, YOU'RE NEXT! YOU'RE NEXT, WILLIE!
BANG
Every year in the summer months, I have this dream.
bigheadius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This could be common, but I had what I guess is called a lucid dream where everything in my dream was so realistic that it seemed no different from reality other than the fact that I wasn't myself. I was walking through a house which was unknown to me, yet I subconsciously knew was to be my own. I walked into a room and my "sister" (I don't actually have a sister) was sitting on her bed crying. I knew I was dreaming and that I could technically do whatever I wanted, but instead I sat down next to her, hugged her, and I told her that everything was going to be ok. I felt the need to play along. The sadness on her face was so immense that I couldn't break the news to her about me not actually being her brother because the situation felt so real. I felt like I was messing around with other people's lives somewhere around the world. It was one of the most beautiful experiences I have ever had and it never happened again.
savedigi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember when I was around 7 years old or so, I would always try to "crack" my brother's computer password. By cracking, I mean just randomly hitting keys on the keyboard and pressing enter. After some time trying (around 10 minutes every now and then - as long as my attention span would last - over the course of approximately 2 months or so), I bashed in the correct password. At the time I was a bit scared to tell my brother that I messed around with his computer, but later told him at the age of 13. Believe it or not, I am far more perplexed now than I was then as to how I was able to randomly type - not guess - the correct password.
MxM111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All my life I have a close friend with some particular name and with the date of birth in the same day as I am. The problem is that these are 3 different guys. The first one in school, lived in the same apartment house as I was. The second one was during my university days, same dorm, and the third one is concurrent, lives in the same state and we work in the same industry. This is as weird as it can get. Consider also that after university I moved from one country to another, where his name is not common at all.
miketheboss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Last year I had this wierd dream that I was on my computer talking to someone on facebook. I look down, and I notice that i'm in a pool just floating, typing on my laptop which is floating on top of the water. As soon as I realize i'm in water, my laptop sinks to the bottom of the pool, and i'm mortified. I sink down to the bottom, grab it, and throw it up on the cement and test to see if it works. I wake up. The next day, I go to the pool with my friends and jump in the pool. I feel some thing hit my leg, and I realize I jumped in the pool with my phone in my pocket. I pull my phone out underwater, and throw it up on the cement EXACTLY the same way I did in my dream with my computer. Somehow the phone still worked after that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What if everyone here are the only conscious souls, and the rest who haven't experienced this are just programs? conspiracykeanu.jpg
debman3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was skying. Was going way too fast. Approaching the chair lifters station. Going way too fast. I see the barrier and I try to slow down. One of my ski goes on the left of the barrier, the other one goes on the right. I close my eyes. Next thing I know both of my ski are on the same side and I can brake before hitting the end of the line.
To this day I've always wondered what happened. Survival instinct? Maybe the barriers were not attached to the ground at the beginning of the line...
ChrisTheClark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was working as a waiter in my grandmothers cafรจ about a year ago. As I was setting a table with five people sitting around it one of them got up to go to the bathroom. She got about three feet away when her chair of its own accord, leapt through the air, hit into the woman knocking her down, then fell on the ground and broke. Everyone around the table and myself just stared in disbelief with our mouths open. I still have no idea what was with that. Not sure if this is strictly related, but it was weird as shit.
snuphacracka213 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I play lacrosse, a contact sport for those unfamiliar, and on multiple occasions throughout my playing days, I have experienced the strangest phenomenon. Whenever I take a pretty hard blow to the head, everything that happens shortly thereafter (several seconds after), I have already seen in a dream. It's so bizarre. For that moment after, I know exactly what is about to happen until I snap out of it
kashra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Late to the party etc but I dreamt about the movie Free Willy with the whale jumping over the kid and all some 12 years before it came out. I was confused when I saw trailers for this new movie... like wtf I saw this a long time ago.
Ocrasorm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got a pain in my chest and then a bird flew into my window and died. Literally 10 secs later I got a call to say my father died suddenly at work.
All coincidences. But still a little odd. My mother and sister believe it was a sign. Bah!
dcux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A little late to the thread, but... reading these sparked a memory that still freaks me out.
A couple years ago I was riding my bike home and about a mile from home, I noticed something shimmer on the ground along the edge of the road. I stopped to investigate and it was a single key to a Chevy on a high school key fob ("Class of '09" or whatever). I tossed it back and rode home.
The next day as I'm walking into our stairwell, I see that key and fob pinned up on the bulletin board. I tried to rationalize it. Perhaps someone was walking that stretch of road (though there's a paved walked path immediately adjacent) and picked it up. But then why did they post it up on MY bulletin board? Maybe it got picked up by a car tire and ended up in the street in front of our units?
To this day, I have no idea. I asked my neighbors, but none of them had put it there or knew where it came from. It eventually disappeared.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 4 weeks ago I started having nightmares every night about getting in a car accident. None of the crashes in the dreams had anything in common with one another but were still extremely vivid. These dreams persisted for 5 days nights. On the sixth day after my fifth nightmare, I went to go visit a buddy that lives about 45 minutes away, not because of the nightmares or anything- just to hangout and whatnot. Wellllll during my drive I was listening to Atmosphere's album "The Family Sign" on a CD. The only song that didn't skip was "If You Can Save Me Now." For those of you who are not familiar with this song, it's about a car crash. I mean it was the only song that played at all and this was the only CD I had on me and I hate the radio so it was this song or nothing. There were also a ton of dogs on the side of the road. I probably saw about 15 total in a thirty minute span and I remember thinking to myself, "I bet someone gets in a crash because they're looking at all these fucking dogs." Then about ten minutes later I rear ended a red civic. The driver in front of her had stopped because he was looking at a fucking dog. The CD thing is probably the thing I thought was the weirdest.
gonif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I met my gf on Halloween. Neither of us had ever seen or heard of the other prior to this and we had no friends in common. Our meeting was truly coincidental. I was wearing scrubs and a stethoscope at the party. She claims that the night before she met me, she had her first and only wet dream in which she met and fucked a man who resemble me and was wearing blue scrubs and a stethoscope. I am incredulous, but she insists on it to this day (3 years on). She is a scientist and dismisses religion, astrology and all other forms of superstition.
ninetwoeight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in high school I had a friend who was in track and field. Pretty good runner - not great, but in far better shape and conditioning that I. He was really big into barefoot running and talked me into running a few laps on our schools cinder track. Went for a lap or so at an easy pace and he challenged me to a sprint. Now, we had run together before and he was far, far faster than I. I don't know if it was the barefoot running, caught him on an off day, or what, but I ran faster than I have ever before or since - soundly beating him. What was weird about it though is it literally felt like I was flying/gliding over the surface of the track - I had no sensation of actually touching the ground. Not sure if it was a glitch in the matrix or not, but I felt a bit like I was outside my body and it was being moved by some other force. Its been 25 years and I still vividly remember that feeling.
flickopper2345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time I went to bed early to get some sleep before class and woke up in the middle of the night. I looked at the clock and it said 3:00 so I went back to bed. I then woke up again and when I looked over at my clock it said 1:00. At that point I was so confused that I actually got out of bed and checked my computer for the time, it really was 1o'clock. I'm assuming that I read the clock wrong the first time, but it really threw me for a loop at the time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it was the afternoon and you actually missed a class.
flickopper2345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was pitch black outside the whole time. Also when I went to my 9am it was the one I signed up for. I might have slept for a week, but I feel my housemates would have done something by then.
ykj8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
cloudless night, a friend and I were lying on a hill looking at stars. Noticed a light that was not blinking appear out of nowhere, traveled slow enough for it to have been a plane and bright. it traveled in the shape of a perfect square, extremely tight corner turns, at constant speed, no deceleration or acceleration. To this day, I cant identify what the object was and my friend refuses to talk about it.
Couch_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My couch isn't long enough for me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Get a new one that is.
nothis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's it, we're actually in the Matrix. :(
mokimadness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Walked up to a bathroom door in the computer science department, while the building was deserted. The handle opened before I even touched it. Almost pissed my pants, when I realized nobody was on the other side to open it. Didnt get a chance to enjoy my piss afterwards, it was eerie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in a speech and debate league, and was timing speeches. Normally before the speaker begins, they ask if the timer is ready. Having nodded and not saying anything for the last 9 speeches (and this was the last one) i use a word that i RARELY ever use, and say "Certainly."
The first word of her written and memorized speech was "Certainly." I almost shit my pants.
usuallylying ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Two glitches ...
About five years ago, sitting at a traffic light outside Seattle on a clear, partly cloudy late summer afternoon. The intersection was t-shaped, and I was waiting to make a right from the stem of the t onto the through road. Traffic was heavy and not moving for minutes at a time.
There was a white cream colored sedan diagonally to my left which looked perfectly normal. I had the windows down, was was constantly looking back and forth to try and see when I could turn.
At one point I looked over at the cream colored sedan and instead of seeing the side of the car, I was looking down inside the car like you see with one of those hyper cube images. I could see the driver, the interior, the floor, everything like I was standing up on the roof of the car.
Looked away, rubbed my eyes, looked around - everything else was normal. I'm thinking migraine? Seizure? Look back, still see the inside. And, as I'm looking the perspective shifts back to normal like nothing ever happened.
Second story ...
About 20 years ago, sitting on a hill outside Baltimore. The area was populated, near a library, lots of people, traffic, buildings around. The hill itself was grass, some trees. You know, a hill. I was reading a book and waiting for a friend. It was a calm day, sort of overcast, mid afternoon in the fall.
Without warning the wind starts to gust, and it looks like the air is turning into finely grained liquid. It gets thicker and more obvious, and the forms of three shadowy figures fade into view about ten feet away. They move like people, walking slowly, moving their arms and bodies, but they're just shadowy and ephemeral. Within a minute or so the wind dies down and everything returns to normal.
spacemanspiff30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Tl;dr was great and almost better than the story
zelda_fitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Every few months or so I experience an intense deja vu that leaves me nauseous and overwhelmed. It lasts for about five to ten seconds, and I always am struck with the feeling of the most profound familiarity. The second it is over, all memory of the experience immediately melts away and I forget almost all of it, but I can describe how it feels: it feels as if I have entered into an utterly alien universe, totally different from this reality, but everything about it is more intimate and familiar than anything I know in real life. The craziest part is that at the end of these flashes, I get a smaller flash of some life experience in the future--these are usually insignificant events, like a phrase exchanged with my girlfriend. The thing is, when I finally do experience that future event, I have another flash that confirms the previous one and predicts the next one. I cannot stress enough the feeling of synchronicity and profundity during these experiences. I just feel throttled and need a good half hour to recover.
I also have pretty strange dreams.
TL;DR I occasionally predict the future and go to another reality.
EDIT: I told my mom about these and she was stunned. She started having them at the same age as me, 18. She's asked her doctors over the years, but all they've been able to offer is agreeing that it's strange.
Infinitax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 12 years old, I opened the closet in my front hall to grab a pair of gloves. I opened the glove drawer to find not a single glove, instead there lied two neatly stacked piles of candy. One was solely butterscotch chips, and the other was chocolate chips. To this day I have no idea how this occurred.
Soviet69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There have been multiple cases where I dream something, immediately forget that I dreamed it, and then said dream happens in reality and I get deja-vu. The one I distinctly remember is way back I used to play my Xbox. I was playing Halo and I distinctly remember throwing a plasma grenade and ending up killing myself from it. I knew what was going to happen as it happened, but my mind refused to run away from the grenade, and died in the exact way my dream had predicted. I hate that shit.
Just the other day my friends and I were talking about how if you have a therapy dog they will let you bring into school because of medical reasons. (Not sure if they do but we were talking about it). Not even 5 minutes later, some random couple walk into our classroom with a dog. The teacher starts petting it and what not. We just look at each other with jaws to the floor, completely mind fucked as to what just happened. The dog and couple left 5 minutes later, we don't know what really happened. Forever haunted by it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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CommunistPlatypi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:06:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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cornfrontation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
This is not nearly as out there as most of the other stories here, but it definitely seems like a glitch. When I was 8 or 9 I was sitting on the floor in the kitchen with my parents and older brother while my sister slept on the floor. I was holding a glass of water. I went to set it down on the tile floor, but the glass exploded in my hand before it touched the ground. We all stared at it in confusion, because the adults in the room had all witnessed that the glass never reached the floor. This one seems like it certainly has a reasonable explanation, but we could never figure it out.
Do_It_For_The_Lols ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is turing into a /r/nosleep thread
lmfaopizza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sitting around in friend's dorm w/ him and a mutual she-friend listening to music for around an hour. Around the one-hour mark, have sensation of she-friend on right laying right hand on my right bicep. I promptly look over just to see what's up - didn't look like that happened. She promptly "has to go."
Asked her later; she couldn't/wouldn't confirm any strangeness that night.
IDK. Reddit, explain!
ladyofmachinery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had 2 'glitch' incidents. The most recent one I've mentioned on reddit before. My SO and I saw a sale on 'Arizona Ice Tea' gallons. Super stoked, we went to get the Green Tea, only to realize that there was only one...the rest were sugar free. We searched for a bit, but finally just grabbed one of the sugar free and the single regular jug. When my SO put them on the check-out line they were both regular. Ok, maybe we just got really lucky and both missed the second regular one.
The second one is just as mundane, but it was trippy as heck to me as a kid. I lost a $5 dollar bill as a kid, in a pair of jeans. It was super upsetting, as that was a huge sum of money to me. I looked all over for the money, but never found it. A year or so later, money still not being something I usually had, I reached in to a different pair of jeans (I'd grown in the intervening time) and pulled out a $5 dollar bill.
loski3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Basically a toy cow that moos "Old McDonald" mooed by itself, then we took the batteries out and set it down and walked away. maybe 10 minutes later it was mooing again but and went to take out the batteries again but there weren't any inside. still scares me...
IOTH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back when I worked at Burger King, I had just finished cooking a batch of original chickens and I placed all six of them in a tray in the heating area. I even double checked to make sure they were all there. We weren't even that busy so I wasn't being rushed or anything.
Anyway, next thing I know, somebody orders an original chicken. Okay, no big deal, so I grab a bun and I reach for the tray. I look inside...no chickens. What the hell? I look at the other three possible chicken storage spots...nothing.
To this day, I have no fucking clue what happened to those chickens. I thought one of my co-workers might have played a practical joke on me or something, but they all denied it. It's just one of those weird things man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably my moment and most likely one of the scariest moments of my childhood was when I was in grade 7. I grew up in a small town where grade 7 is considered elementary so we only had one teacher for the whole year. Me and my friend were partners for a science project, and it used to be cool that whenever possible students would want to work in the gymnasium. So me and my buddy asked if we could and the teacher is like yeah sure, and we went to the gym. Well there was a class having their P.E. period so we decided to study on the stage. Things were going fine and dandy up until when the P.E. class left. All of a sudden it got very spooky on the stage, both me and my buddy felt uncomfortable just studying there. Now we decided that we should stay in the gym and study but let's study on the bench nearest to the door. Well, while me and my buddy are sitting on the bench and just talking about how spooky the gym was... the bench that we weren't sitting on suddenly starts to shake but it stops. We stay quiet, and just stare at the bench, suddenly the bench starts to shake so violently against the wall that we just booked it and went straight back to our classroom. Needless to say I never been so spooked out before...
silverence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A friend of mine had gotten a job in solar out in California so him and I were driving there from Brooklyn. Awesome trip, all the usually stops along the way. Anyway, on Thursday of the first we arrive in Chicago and stop to eat at Lou Malnatti's down town. Next to us is this really distinct looking couple: a really cute blonde girl and her boyfriend who was from somewhere in South Asia and had a very angular face and a knitted wool cap. Ok, so we drive from Chicago to Memphis the next day and from Memphis to New Orleans the day after that. We do a walking tour and decide to eat at this place Coop's Place a couplea blocks down from Bourbon St. We sit down at the bar and who pulls up and sits next to us like 10 minutes later but the same couple. We immediately recognize them, but didn't say anything because while i thought it was really strange, it didn't occur to me HOW improbable it until afterwards. How improbable? So mathematically unlikely that it is the least likely thing to happen to any of the four of us.
randumnumber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid I was in disney world with my parents and sister, I'm walking under the epcot center thinking to myself "I wish I could get something for my parents but I don't have any money" All of a sudden I hear the sound of metal hitting concrete near me...I look over on the ground and there is are 2 key chains in the shape of mickey ears linked together at the keyring one read MOM, the other DAD.
About a month ago at work we had a drawing to see who would be going to a tech conference. I stand up to watch the names get drawn and I casually think to myself "it's me" BAM first name drawn is my name.
This has happened to me quite a few times in my life, where I sort of project a need and I don't just say "PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN" I think to myself in an almost subconcious voice "it's going to happen" and it happens almost instantly. The odds of me being first pick in the drawing was 1/200.
illiter-it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I sometimes have moments when I'm doing everyday things, and I feel like I just woke up. Like, everything up to that point is a dream.
blender40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://paranormal.about.com/od/timeanddimensiontravel/tp/time-anomalies.htm
I was actually trying to find a thread about this on reddit, but there was no such thing I could find, until now.
RyuKenya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
i once tied a piece of string tightly on the open door way about 5 feet from the ground from one end of the open doorway to the other. i thought it would be funny when my brother come and walked through the doorway and the string choke him. Am 5'6 and my bro did not show up and so i went ahead and did other things. I completely forgot about the string. About 3 hrs later i walked into the same room and when i was inside the room i suddenly realized.... "Damn, i broke the string.." but when i turned around and looked.... There was the string as i had put it unbroken still tight... I almost shit my pants..! I had walked through the string...!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream in which my ex cheated on me with my best friend. A week later she left me for him.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was walking in West Los Angeles with my mother and younger brother a number of years ago. As we were about to turn a street corner and go into a store, we caught a couple behind us drop to the sidewalk and begin to passionately kiss. There were no cameras, and it didn't appear to be a joke of any kind. I've never been able to quite understand that experience.
respondingperson ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:14:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
horniness.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One day when I was about 7 years old I was watching TV and saw an advertisement for a movie that was going to premiere on the Disney Channel for the first time the next day. I was super excited and went to bed, that night I had a dream about what the movie might be about and when I woke up the next day I remembered what happened in my dream completely. When the movie came on I started to watch in amazement, everything that had happened in my dream was happening in the movie. In essence I saw a movie in my dreams before it aired to the general public and anyone else saw it or talked about it.
TheMidnighToker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was working in a bar for a while and we had a few odd things happen there but the absolute oddest for me was one shift putting some glasses away.
We had a boxed in shelf above the bar about 3 glasses deep (10wide in this section). I put the last pint-glass away, pushed a little two hard and the glass at the back fell through the solid wooden back and onto the bar.. Honestly can't explain it.
VentureIndustries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Last semester, in organic chemistry lab, I ran a Qualitative Analysis of an unknown compound. EVERY test I ran, including the IR spec, screamed for the identity of the unknown compound to be ethanol. I got my report back and turns out it was o-xylene.
THEY'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Took my gf to work one time to show her around this old masonic temple. There is one staircase right next to the only elevator. We took the elevator up to the top floor and I pointed into the stairwell and said "here is the staircase up to the roof, great place to watch fireworks btw." Only there was no set of stairs going up to the roof, there was a railing where it should have been next to the stairs down to the lower floors.
We stop and I'm a little dumbfounded. I admit that I must be mistaken and we move on. We come back a few minutes later to take the elevator back down and the staircase up to the roof is back. We are stunned and freaked out. We talked it over and had no way to explain it.
Not a big thing either but where the hell was that staircase the first time?
Stroger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
most of these comments belong on /nosleep
kthnxbye
tinyroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I put my finger in between a vibrating antenna from a RC car.
A single antenna!
I'm an engineer so I know this isn't supposed to happen. I tried to replicate that event inumerous times, but to no avail.
jhoudiey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was at the zoo with a friend and one of her earrings fell out while we were napping in the open area. (ps, its hard to nap around peacocks). so she notices her earring missing, she's bummed. eventually we go back to the car, and her earring is in on the ledge in the back, just baking in the sun. its super weird since she was the one driving and hadn't been in the back since forever.
base9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Took too many shrooms, saw through the Matrix. Realised I could teleport.
BennyFranklin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I saw something very strange in the sky 3 years ago. It was a clear night. From my view, it was tiny. But, I could tell it was enormous because there was something casting a shadow on the side. It was from a small oblong object that was circling around it every 2 seconds or so. The larger object was an enormous cylindrical thing (think Star Trek Voyage Home), I believe it was in orbit of the Earth. My friend and I observed this odd thing for about 15 minutes. At one point, the small orbiting object changed course , sped up, and started going outward in a helix and immediately disappeared. The cylindrical object, the larger one, moved southeast very slowly until it disappeared behind a building. I have no idea what it was or what happened after that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Wife and I driving home from the mall, see a homeless guy walking on the side of the road when he turns around and starts running backwards at full speed.
raoullduke72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I use to work with my father as a flooring contractor and we had a lot of fun, most of the time. One day we are working and joking around like normal and we have one of those let's stop fucking around and get this job done moments. Shortly thereafter, out of the blue, I have these profoundly sad feelings for/directed towards my father. I can't explain it, but it was just pure sadness for him. I dismiss this and finish the day. The following morning my father tells me that his dearest friend and AA sponsor had died the previous afternoon. It was a very weird experience.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay 1997 here..
It was the day Princess Diana died, thats how I remember it because I was watching it on the news at the time..
We had this old TV at my Grandmothers house, it was probably mid 80's, it had a switch on the bottom you had to turn on for the power, this same switch was the volume as well..
Well I went to turn the TV off, so I grabbed the switch, then my hand and arm started shaking, the TV powered off.. Once The TV turned off my hand stopped shaking, and I turned the nob, to turn the TV off... So somehow I telekinesisly turned this TV off before the nob declared the tv to be off..
PanicMoon13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me all the time. I make a lot of TV show and movie references or just talk about them. Sometimes, after I do this, the episode or the movie will air on TV.
For example, A few weeks ago, I was having dinner with my friend. Sometime during our meal, we start talking about Liam Neeson and his awesomeness. Instead of talking about Taken, which I usually do, I randomly mention Aslan.
Before we left the restaurant, The Chronicles of Narnia was on TV.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Camping with some friends by hot springs on national park land. We didn't use a campsite, just parked on dirt road and walk 45 minutes or so into wilderness, choose completely random patch of ground and set up tent. Go hiking for a few hours. When we get back to tent, someone mentions a dog tag nailed into a tree 6 feet from tent, squarely facing tent. I point out another, on opposite side of tent, 6 feet away, again- directly facing. Then we notice a total of SIX, forming a perfect circle around tent, all facing inward toward tent. The dog tags are old and seem 100% likely to have been there forever, like rusty nails bent into and overgrown by tree bark... but how did we randomly set up camp perfectly inside this small circle in the woods? weird!
cBlank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My family moved into a new house back in 2004, and we had lived there for at least two years. All of the kids were at school and my mom was home alone, cleaning like a boss. All of the sudden she sees a social security card in the middle of the hallway, face up on the floor. It was the social security card from the previous owner that had died in the driveway of the house. Needless to say my mom was super creeped out and we got a dog :-) The previous owner's belonging were long cleaned out and my mom doesn't know any way it could have gotten there.
Fitzwah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My fiancee's mother is into tarot and horoscopes and all that stuff. I'm not big on the whole thing and one night after dinner with the in-laws, she pulls out the deck of tarot cards and tells us all to pick one and she would read the corresponding blurb.
My fiancee picks a card, description is read and the card (I think it was the 8 of cups) goes back in the deck. I shuffle the cards thoroughly a few different ways, cut the deck and pick a random card out of the pile. Sure enough, it's the freakin' 8 of cups; the same card as my fiancee.
I still don't give tarot a second thought, because it could have happened with a regular deck of cards, but it was a pretty freaky coincidence.
JackAintBlack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So my High School is really old(like over 100 years), and over the years it has been constantly expanding. This has lead to a lot of remodeling, additions, etc. To further cause problems, my cheap school system tends to just build on top of what is already there. This has lead to many confusing features in the building. One of these is in the cafeteria; back in the day, there used to be a weight room above the cafeteria with a balcony looking down into the cafeteria. When the school got rid of that room, rather than remove it, they just built a brick wall on the balcony. The end result is a railing sitting about 50 feet above the cafeteria floor guarding a brick wall. It looks weird to say the least
sweetjesusfacefuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:49 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know what a glitch in the matrix is?
JackAintBlack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:27 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes yes unexplainable and all that jazz, deja vu, etc. I just felt this fit because to the casual observer, there is a railing built way up on the side of a wall for no reason
DerekParfit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think you discovered a number between 12 and 13.
RoundSparrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
This morning I rented a Car2Go in Austin. I walked to it, rented it, drove it for about 2 miles and parked it near a major road. I got a coffee at the spot I parked and decided to enjoy the morning sun. I then walked about 3/4 of a mile to my house deep in a residential street of Zilker neighborhood. This is a dead-end street, not near any businesses.
20 minutes later, the exact same car is parked by someone in front of my house (I recognized the license plate #). They get out a motorbike and drive away. There is no logical reason for someone to have rented this car that was 3/4 of a mile away and left it in this particular spot, in front of my house!
Rockran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back in highschool I had a chain to my wallet similar to this one.
The chain got caught on a pole, and the chain seperated from the large loop (in the middle of the pic) - Yet neither were damaged.
I couldn't figure out how they separated without any sings of damage to either part, or any gaps :/
future2lt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Earlier this year I had a dream that I was in the football stadium of a college with my highschool band at a game playing in the stands and my friend called down for me to move down next to him, I said that if i had I couldn't see the game. Just a weird dream right? Few weeks later our band found out we were performing at that college during a game and during it while I was in the stands the same friend called for me to move down next to him but I didn't because I couldn't see the game if I did. I didn't remember the dream until I said those words and had to sit down because it was such a mind fuck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My grandmother has a cuckoo clock that has never been wound, doe snot work, and hangs on a basement wall simply for decoration. One day when my brother and I were 5-7 years old, we were jumping on the couch below the clock and I stumbled into the wall. The cuckoo popped out and sounded twice.
We tried for years to get that clock to make noise, shaking it and working the mechanisms inside, but it hasn't made a sound since. It's been 20 years and that clock still freaks me out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one time I was walking to work from my bus stop and I was thinking "whatever happened to seven eleven big bucks? I haven't seen one in years!" and about 100 feet around the corner there is a single seven eleven big buck blowing down the street towards me. I was so blown away I kept it in my wallet. Weirdly enough, it disappeared and I have no idea where it went.
phister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is mostly explainable. Back in my high school years, a friend and I dropped a large amount of LSD. We were sitting on the roof of the pool house in my apartment complex enjoying the night. I closed my eyes for a brief moment and it was daytime, my friend still sitting next to me. It was probably 3 or 4 in the morning when I last remember it being night and full on daylight in the summer when I opened my eyes, around 8 or so.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We were playing around on a trampoline in school, and seeing as I was one of the tallest in my class, I always managed to get the highest. So I'm jumping up and down when I notice something red up in the rafters (this gym wasn't small, probably around 35-40ft from floor to roof). I keep jumping, trying desperately to get higher, when I notice the distinct labelling of a Coca-Cola bottle. After a few tries, and most of the class watching, I managed to knock it down with a tennis ball, and lo and behold, a full and unopened bottle of Coke was just lying there on the floor where it landed.
These rafters did not have normal access, they weren't for maintenance or anything, more so support beams for the roof.
I have no fucking clue how a completely unopened bottle of Coke made it up there, stood bolt upright in the middle of a support beam, but it definitely wasn't there the day before.
GraysonLilburne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in high school a plaid shirt of mine apparently duplicated itself in the closet. I was CERTAIN I only had the one.
derpingpizza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I will always dream about a person I haven't seen in a long time and then within the following months of the dream I will see them out in public somewhere. For example. I had a dream about a friend that I hadn't seen in three or so years. About a month later he came into my work to shop. I stopped him and we shot the breeze for a minute. Just things like that.
samHUFFman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One does not simply get presented with strange eggs from parallel universes.
JumpinJackHTML5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was a small kid and was hanging out in the front yard of my friend's house around 8pm, when I notice movement and suddenly see some giant...object...flying over my friend's house. It was covered in red and green lights and made no sound.
For the next 15 years after that there was a circular patch of ground behind his house where nothing would grow.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in 3rd grade, my elementary school always had a family fun night. There was a DJ in the gym, games like limbo and twister and a cake walk. As I was walking down the hallway I have a terrifying vision of one of the cutest girls in class asking me if I wanted to dance with her (third grade, girls are scary and gross.) It felt as if it was a powerful day dream, so I thought nothing of it, but still do my best to avoid her for safe measure. Any how after the games I felt like going to the gym to dance around to cool new tunes like n'sync and "the cha cha slide." I enjoy myself until I see this girl, I turn around and walk away but she calls my name, I keep walking and she gets louder. Unable to resist anymore I turn around, and stand face to face with this girl. What I see is the exact, and I mean exact scene as the vision the spot that we were standing in, the placement of the other people, the song that was playing, and the look on her face, all exactly what I had seen.. I must admit that she didn't ask to dance (thank tha lawd) but instead told me that she was getting a ride home with my family.
No visions since then, but I do recall dreams that seem extremely realistic, and then play out in real life to the smallest detail of the dream.
TL;DR: 3rd grade, have vision of girl asking me to dance. The scene from my vision is the exact same as in what happens in the next half our minus her asking me to dance. Im not a prophet but I'm here to profit
mechanate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm late to the party. Oh wells.
They happen a lot, so here's the most recent one. My gf and I have a hedgehog. The door on his pen is super secure. It takes a good bit of force to get it open, and certainly doesn't open by accident. One morning my gf found his door open, he was missing. I hadn't opened it, neither had she. There's no way any of our other animals would have the strength (or thumbs) to get it open. The hedgehog resurfaced when it bumped into my feet while I was playing games late one night. It's a sensation that's difficult to describe...like being bodychecked by a furry, snarling cactus.
smika ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ouija board story here.
When I was a kid, my family had a Ouija board. My friends and I had been playing with it or something, so it was left out on the counter.
Anyhow, my sister and her friend came by at some point, and my sister's friend saw the Ouija board. "Dude, those things freak me out," she said. "I had a babysitter when I was younger. She told me that every time she played the Ouija board, someone would call on the phone, but she would pick it up and no one would be there. While she was watching me one time, I begged her to play with me and she finally reluctantly agreed. We were playing for like two minutes and suddenly the phone rang, and no one was there. It really freaked us out."
I sort of shrugged my shoulders and said whatever.
Anyhow, a few days later, I was home alone watching my brother. We decided to play with the Ouija board. About two minutes into it, the phone rang. I immediately thought of my sister's friend's story. Went over, picked it up...and of course, no one was there.
It's not like the Ouija board put demons in my soup or anything but it was definitely a creepy experience.
Sicarium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in middle school I was walking through the cafeteria by myself, no one around, a dime hit me on the top if the head.
Not the most spectacular story, but still weird
snammcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/story/comments/of02m/my_dads_spirit_told_me_an_artifacts_location/
multivariable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened actually fairly recently to me. I was spending the night at a guy's place that I was casually dating. He was fast asleep snoring and I was just laying in bed listening to music that was playing. All of a sudden, there was a crashing noise in the room and the music stopped playing. Right after the music stopped, the guy woke up screaming and shivering. I nearly shit a brick because it all happened almost simultaneously. I told him what happened and he told me that the same thing has happened to him a couple other times. He said his x-girlfriends had described similar circumstances, where something fell in the room and he woke up screaming/shivering. I nonetheless cuddled up close to him and was freaked out for the rest of the night.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
superunhappyfuntime: are you sure that you didn't just take 300mg benadryl too much?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 12 or 13 I went to the mall with my mother.
We were looking for a parking spot and listening to the local AM news when a breaking story came over the radio. The story was that Pierce Brosnan (the actor) had been killed, along with his family, in a freak accident. This was also around the time that he was still James Bond and I think a James Bond film had recently come out. They had been hiking out in a national park when a storm suddenly rolled in and a lightning bolt hit them as they were making their way down a hill. The news reader said details were still coming but there would be more about it later.
We heard the news and were kind of shocked. It seemed like an awful way to die.
We went into the mall and shopped. When we got back into the car we waited for another news story on the untimely death of Pierce Brosnan. Nothing came. We went home, turned on CNN, and frantically tried to find something. Nothing.
To this day we still don't know what the fuck that was all about.
Triarch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had objects disappear phase through the floor when I drop them. On many occasions, I've dropped pencils and they would not make a sound when they would supposedly hit the ground. When I would bend over to look, the pencil would be nowhere to be seen.
EDIT: I've also changed one object into another. When I was a little kid, I used to mess around with magic tricks. I put a Christmas ornament shaped like a bear under a cereal bowl and tapped it with my wand a few times. When I lifted up the bowl, the ornament had somehow changed into a cigarette lighter.
nidi617 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can usually catch about 80-90% of the things I knock over before they hit the floor but once when I was 13 my mom threw a tennis ball in front of my face (off to my side so I wasn't aware) and I naturally shot my hand out and caught it perfectly.
Boredom_Zink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This ones a little out there, and requires a little backstory.
In the neighborhood I grew up in there were these two large ponds separated by a natural dam. In the middle is the man-made part, which is really just a stone ditch that allows water to flow from one pond to the other.Anyways, I was about 10 or 11 when I was riding my bike along the top of the dam. I had done this many times before, and always came to a skidding stop by the ditch. That day I was feeling bold, and wanted to see how close I could come to the edge of the ditch without falling in.Needless to say I misjudged and over shot it.
Now, the fall into the ditch was a good 5 or 6 feet onto hard granite. It didn't help that I managed flip the bike half way, so that I was underneath it. I shut my eyes and braced myself for the pain...which never came. I opened my eyes and saw that I was still pinned under the bike. I got up and checked for any injuries, but there weren't any. I didn't even feel sore. I couldn't explain it, I just got my bike, crossed the ditch and rode home.
Papa_Zit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not so much a glitch, but more of a hack...
In kindergarten, I remember being in the computer lab for a sign language lesson. We were supposed to be following links, and it must have been pretty simple because everyone else in my class got to the right website. I remember doing everything right, except I ended up with a picture of a very naked lady holding a rotary phone very seductively.
SamanthaLikesCats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No one is going to believe this, but I don't even care. So, I'm reading this looking at all the cool stories when I decided to open a new tab. I'm using chrome, and you know how when chrome "saves" the last image of a page you're on and shows it in those little icons? Well with facebook, it puts a persons name underneath it sometimes. Anyways, so I go to open a new tab when I see a name on my facebook chrome thingy that I don't recognize. I start thinking back...I haven't looked at anyone's profile who I don't know...at least I don't think. I search the name, some kid comes up who I've never seen. Doesn't live in the same state even.
Going to go cry in a corner and not sleep now.
Oh, also, with the dream thing, my father and I have had a very strange connection my whole life. We share dreams occasionally. Also, we both have a very uncanny sense of knowing when something is wrong with the other. Once, he was camping somewhere 20min away from cell service. I'm in my room with my mom crying about something or other, and he calls asking whats wrong. Both of us were shocked to see the phone ring. Said he drove to call because he knew something was up. I've done this myself a few times, too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back when I was in JROTC, I decided to go to Summer Leadership School. Now, I hate instructions. As such, I didn't read the long list of rules in which it was stated that there were no books allowed. During a long day of activities, all of the cadets' rooms were inspected and graded. When we returned, I found that my copy of Children of Dune was missing. I was disappointed at first, but I didn't raise a fuss. I figured I could get the book back at the end of camp. Didn't happen and I ended up buying a new copy.
A year later I'm walking up to Barnes and Noble with my mother. Lo and behold, there's a tattered copy of Children of Dune laying on the ledge of one of the pillars. I'm completely amazed. I think pick up the book, walk back to the car, and toss it in.
Later on I became slightly annoyed at the thought that I had wasted nine bucks on a replacement copy. Talk about first world problems.
Granted, the Dune saga is popular, but what are the chances?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Many examples of deja vu, sometimes due to dreams. I chalk most of those up to glitches in my memory, rather than glitches in the "Matrix." I rarely remember my dreams, but most of those I do remember are pretty mundane. It wouldn't surprise me at all for my mind to basically fill in the blanks when something happens that's kind of similar to an old dream.
Similar phenomenon: I have memories of things that I never actually experienced, based on stories my friends have told.
I know that things like what you're talking about have happened to me, but I can't give you any specific examples, because I don't remember the details. Yeah, I have a funny memory.
not_a_dragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not as crazy as everyone else's, but here is my story. A few months back I bought my younger sister a club penguin membership for her birthday. I told her I would get it for her for 2 months. 2 months go by and I remember I have to cancel the membership. I texted my mom asking her to ask my younger sister for the account info, (I don't live near them). I didn't get a text back so I forgot about it. A few days later I remember I have to cancel the account and I open up my laptop, and the club penguin site is up. I swear that I hadn't been on the site at all. I looked at some reddit links with my boyfriend, then we went out, and when we came back is when I remembered I needed to cancel the account.
Tl;dr website magically appeared on my laptop when I opened it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Once at a wrestling practice last year, our 171 pounder and I were laying on the mats after practice and we were joking around, and we both made a flamboyant voice for a joke we had heard...After the joke,we look at each other and both shout "EXCELSIOR" in the most girly voice possible...We had no idea what happened, we both just started laughing our asses off
HopeRidesAlone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Man.. Excelsior is such a rad word. Stan Lee approves.
doctorheisenberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the night before last thanksgiving I had a dream about a group of friends from high school (I graduated in 2000). In the dream they all seemed happy and had their arms around one another as if they were posing for a picture. The ring-leader of the group Jack was the center of the dream and when I awoke I thought it was odd because I hadn't thought about those guys in years. Later that day (thanksgiving) I found out Jack's brother had committed suicide the night before, devastating his family and friends (many of which were in my dream that night) Just a weird coincidence that freaked me out a bit...
emohipster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me and some friends are walking down a street and there's one car parked on the side. Even more odd, there's a BUNNY in the street. My -weird- buddy yells some kinda strange word (FATWAH I believe it was) and the bunny jumps up and behind a wheel of the car. At that point we were all standing near the car and looking for the bunny. It's nowhere. I went up into thin air as soon as it went behind that wheel. Fucking strange. Also, I think my friend is a wizard.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:17:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a wizard.
munky9001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm almost always analysing everything going on around me and predicting what people are about to do. Very rarely am I wrong. When I am wrong it's a yaomingface.jpg like wtf are you doing moment. People absolutely hate when you notice them fucking up or doing crazy shit. For example I'm watching all the drivers around me and some guy in the passing lane behind me is driving real fast and slowing as if trying to get in; giving up and then driving fast. Then I see an exit coming up which looks to be this guy's exit. So naturally i predict this idiot is about to cut infront of me to catch the exit. Naturally it happens.
Every so often I predict something oddly funny but dont really think they are going to do it. Then it happens and it blows your mind like how in physics is that even possible. For example I'm Montreal in a big mall and I see some worker putting up some sign for jon-the-baptist day and the wires and such at all like 50 feet long from the roof. I'm predict as a funny joke that this lady is gunna lose her feet on the ladder and grab onto the sign and like swing... like magic she slips and grabs onto the sign and swings for about 2 seconds before dropping taking the whole contraption with her to the floor. Oddly not many people laughed as hard as me and my friends did.
oarabbus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This was the morning after me and a bunch of my friends went to a rave. We got back home from it ~5am, and chilled for an hour until 6am, and my alcoholic friend pointed out that they start selling alcohol at that particular time. We got an 18 pack, and went back to my friends apartment and started drinking. We smoked weed, did a few whippets, and kept drinking. At one point, I opened a beer, took a sip, and put it down. (probably my 2nd or 3rd drink at that time). Then the next thing I know, I'm lifting and empty beer can, which I just opened 30 seconds ago. All of my friend were equally perplexed as I hadn't chugged it and had JUST opened it. I checked all the cans, but apparently I glitched and drank the rest of the beer somehow. After this, one of my friends who had been candyflipping the night before, offered to split a sugar cube with me. I gladly accepted. Then the same guy split a half 8th of shrooms with my other friend present. The mystery of the instantaneous beer only got crazier.
TL;DR opened a beer, somehow glitched to me having drank all the beer. Then took a bunch of drugs which only made it more confusing.
JohnWSmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Two weeks ago I'm in Amsterdam with my girlfriend. On the plane ride over she read Mindy Kaling's new book. In telling me how it was she mentioned that she and Mindy have something in common-- the Fleetwood Mac song 'Landslide' makes them tear up, specifically the line "I've been afraid of changes 'cause I've built my life around you." So we talked about that song and how sad it was and how it was one of the better Smashing Pumpkins songs.
So our day in Amsterdam continued. That afternoon we're about to cross the street and a car rounds the corner. I can hear a song playing loudly on the car stereo (and this is December in Amsterdam so the windows weren't likely down). The song? 'Landslide' by Fleetwood Mac. We hear about six seconds of the song, specifically the line "I've been afraid of changes cause I've built my life around you..."
And the car drove off. And it was... eerie.
marchmello ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
PROPOSE!
JellyBelly211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one time when I was about 7, I was getting a drink from our water cooler thing, which is on a bench and on the other side of the bench is the kitchen. Then, while I was drinking my drink a popsicle stick flew out from the kitchen and nearly hit me in the head. There was no one in the kitchen.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's a bit mundane, but it involves a cat, and it seemed very strange from my perspective.
My old apartment had a balcony, which the previous owner had enclosed with glass windows. Since that space wasn't good for much else, and since it could be closed off entirely, I kept the cat's food and litter box out/in there. One morning, I put some food in the cat's dish and stepped back to let her eat while I waited for after-breakfast pettings. While she was eating, I heard a noise behind me that made me turn around. I looked at a table by the wall and saw the cat playing with a pen. The thing is, I only had my eyes off her for a second while I was turning around, and it seemed impossible that she could have jumped up there that fast. Plus, the noise she was making was exactly the same as the sound that made me turn around. It seemed like her eating and playing on the table had briefly overlapped in time.
sunshine347 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened when I was a freshman in high school. I had just boarded the bus to go home after school, and was randomly thinking about a classmate whom I didn't really know and who didn't ride my bus, either. (My high school was also pretty big.) Immediately after, he got on, going home for the day with one of the regular riders.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was writing a paper in pen, and i dropped the pen top, i looked under the table and all over the floor, but i couldn't find it. My room was clean too, sorry if I'm not an expert story teller
beezypleezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In the late 80's my Dad and Mom were living in a house all by themselves that had a basement where my dad made jewelry, which was his job at the time. One day his only paid of protective glasses went missing, and he vividly remembered that he put them in the same place as he always did. Him, my mom, and even some of their friends that visited all looked for the glasses, but nobody could find them. A few days later my dad woke up in the morning and went to the basement, and the glasses were there in the exact same place that he left them, and to this day nobody has an explanation.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for your TL;DR alone
ddwgclan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Late entry, but what the hell.
Several years ago, I was driving south on I-49, headed towards New Orleans. At the time, I pretty much went 90 mph everywhere I went, so I was moving pretty fast. As so often happens, I ended up driving with another car, who was going the same speed. We weren't exactly racing, and we weren't cutting each other off, but we were always right near each other. We never spoke, but we would nod to each other on the highway. I still remember the car, a red honda civic, black guy, Louisiana license plate with a disco ball on the mirror. When I got to Opelousas, I had two options, stay on the interstate, all the way to I-10, or take a much more direct route to Baton Rouge on a state highway which would include small towns, and stop lights. Then I would merge onto I-10 and proceed to New Orleans.
I picked the direct route. Red Civic went stayed on the interstate. As I was pulling off, he passed me and I saw him wave.
Two hours later, I'm pulling into New Orleans on the interstate, there he is. Same car, same guy, same license plate. I tried to get his attention, but I don't think he saw me.
I_am_a_mormon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once at a hotel, when I was younger, I had a room to myself with 2 beds. The arrangement was Table - Bed - Lamp - Bed - Table. When I went to sleep, I woke up the next morning in the other bed. But the thing was, I don't remember changing beds, and the other bed was perfect (hotel room style made, doesn't look touched) but all my stuff (watch, wallet, keys etc.) Were all on the far table, by the perfectly made bed. Super freaky.
QuillDipper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This was a while ago. I was young, and was just starting to around town on my own. I headed to the local gas station, as I did daily. There was always this guy there, looked just over 20, wore a beanie year round and had a beard. I never really paid much attention to him.
So one day, i'm in the station and looking at the chip rack. I grab a bag and start for the cash register when I bump into him, barely skimming his arm. As this happens, I hear him clearly say 'Hayden', my name, as though he were startled. Then, he just kept walking, like nothing happened. He couldn't have possibly known my name, as I was extremely introverted and never told anyone my name.
SafetyThird86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Took a trip with my girlfriend to a large theme park 3 hours away. As we were putting our stuff in the lockers near the pool, 5 lockers to my right is my little sister with some friends doing the same. We had absolutely no knowledge of each of us planning to go there that day, and we ran into each other among this huge park PACKED with thousands of people in it. We were both completely dumbfounded. (Not the CRAZIEST story ever, but definitely something that should be close to statistically impossible!)
dajar1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is no big deal looking back on it, but at the time it freaked me out.
I had just gotten out of the shower on a normal night getting ready to go to bed, just like I normally do every single night. I went to brush my teeth, just like I normally do, and as I was doing it something felt off. I just dismissed it as a weird feeling and moved on. Once I was done I opened my medicine cabinet to put my tooth brush back and it hit me like a lightning-bolt.
Typically my medicine cabinet squeaks like crazy every time I open it (such a minor detail I'm not sure how I even noticed it) but tonight it did not. Obviously I had to be sure so I opened and closed the damned thing at least twenty times, not a peep from it.
I went to bed a little freaked out but managed to fall asleep anyway. I remember I had a rather vivid dream that night, which is something I don't experience often.
The next morning I woke up and first thing I did was open my medicine cabinet. "EEEEEEEK" The thing squeaked like crazy after barely touching it, just like it usually does.
After that I went to school and told all my friends about it, the majority of them telling me I was crazy. One or two of them thought it was interesting and we started developing theories involving me having been Incepted that night. The medicine cabinet squeaking was such a minor detail that an architect would miss in creating a dream. I'm rambling, that was probably the oddest occurrence I've had.
NinjaSkillz810 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Last night I was on the phone with my bestfriend. We were talking and it was getting late. I was laying in bed with my glasses off (I usually take them off because they're a slight burden in bed) and I tried to look at the cable box's clock that was on the other side of the room. It was blurry as hell. So I keep talking to her and staring at the green glow across the way when all of a sudden the damn light and the timer become clear for a solid 3-5 seconds. Crystal fucking clear.
There is no way I should be able to see this far and tell the time, yet here I was. It read 1:06...now 1:07. I ask her what the time is and she confirms what I'm seeing. I begin to cry. Like a big baby.
The crying part was completely unexpected but I guess it was just the overwhelming feeling of being able to see for the first time in my entire existence that caught me off guard. Completely embarrassed myself. After those few seconds, the blurry-green glow emminated from the cable box returned and that was that.
BigIrish81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not a HUGE glitch in the matrix, but odd nonetheless...
My sophomore year of high school (1997) I had just come back from parade practice for my ROTC squadron, and had to write a report for history.
As soon as I finish, I set my pen on the right-most speaker of my stereo and crash out. I wake up the next morning, there were 2 pens on the speaker, laid out parallel to each other. My folks were out of town, and I was the only one with the key..
It's one of those "yeah, bullshit" stories, but I've never been able to explain it..
TL;DR I had one pen on my speaker when I went two sleep. Woke up the next morning and had 2
toastman92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, bear with me here. Sometimes, it seems that I remember things before they happen. More specifically, I'll remember a conversation I had a while back, or some random occurrence. Some time later, could be a few days or a month, it will happen exactly as I remembered it. Not just the same words in a conversation, but all the background events. Guess its reverse deja-vu. Or, I could very well be crazy.
CrazyEddie041 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In high school, I said hi to a guy in my classroom. I then left the classroom, and saw the same guy getting something out of his locker. I went back into the classroom, and he wasn't in there. Either I went to high school with a ninja, or my brain decided to turn off for a minute.
electron-shock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well... I had a very vivid dream of being inside a house I've never seen before. I looked out the window and saw a nuclear bomb go off in the distance. Never saw the house before that dream... but a week later I was driving through a neighborhood I have never been in before and passed a house that was identical to the one in my dream.
That kinda freaked me out.
dumdeedoodah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The guy who playes Sherlock Homes on Sherlock plays Smaug in The Hobbit and Watson is Bilbo.
wallz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't it be funny if instead of people having really experienced these things, they actually just had crippling schizophrenia or were mentally handicapped.
RenderedUseless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to work at a winter resort on the side of a mountain. I used to go out behind the kitchen to take breaks and smoke a cigarettes. I happened to be in the area where we break down boxes to be put in the recycling. This one time, I saw a box on the ground, and out of sheer, mindless boredom (being the little piece of shit I was back then) I kicked the box as hard as I could. It was pretty windy back there, so when I kicked the box, it flew up to the left and really high, was pushed back to the right, and swooped back down and landed DIRECTLY in front my feet where it had just sat. It had flown in a giant circle and landed back in front of me. My mind was in pieces all over the place.
vakomatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sort of a similar story to others, I was going to a community college, and my buddy who lived less than half a mile away wanted to go get lunch after class. So I decide to just walk over to his place, it was a nice day, and it's a straight shot from where I was. I'm walking for what seems like an eternity, and he calls me and says "where the hell are you, I was going to swing by in my car and just pick you up, I don't see you anywhere". I tell him he probably just missed me and I'll be at his place in less than five minutes, and than I reached the school. I had apparently walked to the end of Pleasant Street.
I am also suspicious, every time I see power lines crossing each other while I'm moving, there's like a weird aliasing effect around them It's like the Matrix has 32x anti-aliasing, but it has a problem with thin objects while moving.
Fastball360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did not gain super powers...yet
skintilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was once driving along a road that I take quite often. I was hungry, so I took a right turn to enter a side road over to an Arby's for a sammich. This side road went through a neighborhood that I wasn't terribly familiar with, but it wasn't that confusing.
However, on the way back to the main road, I got turned around somehow. I never crossed the main road. I stayed in the neighborhood the whole time. But when I finally got back to the road I had started on, in the same intersection that I had begun, I was on the other side of the road. Somehow, I had crossed the street into the neighborhood adjacent and was in an entirely different neighborhood! I was freaking out the whole way home, but nothing like it has ever happened again.
TL:DR- Went through a space portal inbetween two small subdivisions. No clue how.
I_Do_Nothing_All_day ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This probably isn't as close to as interesting as most of the things I've read but I'll tell it anyway. So one night, I'm sound asleep and everything in my room is turned off, T.V, phone, everything. And I have this dream of my friend shaking me and screaming at me to wake up saying "I NEED YOU, WAKE UP! I REALLY REALLY NEED YOU! " and so I awaken, stirred by this dream at about 3:00 in the morning. I immediately turn on my phone to check if anything was on there. 16 text messages and 3 missed calls from the friend in the dream just stuff like "Hey" "Are you sleeping??" "Wakkkkeee uppppp", Nothing really urgent at all. Still weird though.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
High school hanging out with friends. Drunk. We're all spending the night at my friends house. He gives us blankets/bags. My friend Mike and I both decide we don't like our blankets/sleeping bags so we trade. The next morning we both wake up with the original sleeping items that our host had given us. What makes this really weird is that I started out with a blanket, traded for a sleeping bag, then woke up the next morning with a blanket.
Sleep45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking have shit happen all the time that I know happened in a previous dream. ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes if I'm walking past a house, if I look through the window, or try to picture what it might be look to be inside, I get this sudden 'surge' type feeling in my head, and a sense of overwhelming familiarity, and it feels like I'm actually there for a brief moment.
I can never actually pinpoint what it is around me, it's just a feeling. I also get this feeling from familiar smells from my childhood (such as violin resin). It's like a sudden rush of memories with no real visual imagery.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i had this strawberry chapstick in my bag and i kept it in there always, then i went in my bag looking for it then when i couldnt find it ( and at this point i was al little freaked out and mad) i went looking in my drawers where i keep the rest of my chapstick and rumished around in it then some came out so i put them back but i checked around where i was sitting, to make sure i picked all of them up, then there it was, my strawberry chapstick... but the weird thing was it appered to be unused!
dstrorm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 15 years ago I was living in Ottawa on a work placement term. I had an hour-long bus commute involving 2 transfers. One day on the way home, as I stood up to get off of the first bus, I stepped on the foot of the person behind me. I said sorry, we smiled. A little later, on bus number 2, I'm sitting, presumably listening to music, and somebody steps on my foot. I look up, and it's the same guy, standing up to get off the bus.
sayaandtenshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was sitting on the couch, alone at home, reading a book. I hear my dad say really loudly "Hey kiddo, whatcha doin'?" (Which is a phrase he says often) and it sounded like he was walking into the kitchen. It sounded so real that I responded saying "Nothing. Just reading a book." It took me a minute but I realized I was home alone and about fifteen minutes after this weird occurrence my mom and dad came home, back from the grocery store.
TheKingGareth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Moon was out, and lit up branches in a tree ahead. Walked past the tree and looked back, it was dark.
gotbean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was the year after high school and I slept at my ex's house one night. I had a dream about seeing two random people from school at the local fuel station. A few days later my ex ended up telling me she saw those two people at the fuel station that same day I had the dream. Crazy.
One night my TV also randomly switched on. Woke up to a blue/grey colour and silent buzz :/
Not so Matrix, but scared the shit out of me. I saw the movie Paranormal Activity and then woke up to my missus standing at the end of the bed. I immediately freaked the fuck out and asked what she was doing. Turns out she was walking slowly to the bathroom so I wouldn't wake up. Probably the most scared I've ever been ha
Jmsnwbrd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have this odd thing with music and movies. Very obscure music and movies "turn up" when I randomly think of them. Two odd examples - I started my student teaching a few Septembers ago. The teacher I was working with has the last name Dugan. I have a hard time remembering names but told my wife, "I'll remember her name easily- it's like that Broderick movie from the 80's - Max Dugan Returns." She had no idea what I was talking about. What movie comes on AMC? Yup, Max Dugan Returns. Another example - I was actually at a Thanksgiving dinner with family a few years ago and we start talking about this weird gift I have. Later that night as the families are getting ready to leave - my father in law puts on the song "Ghost busters" by Ray Parker Jr. This is a ritual that the closer members of the family get into every Sunday dinner. The other members of our family are confused as to why dad would play this to send us off. The joke is that it gets stuck in our heads (ear worm) and we rush out so we don't get the worm. Well, as holiday goodbyes go - we start talking about ear worm songs. My sister in law is thinking of this old song that gets in her head all the time and can't think of the name. After a few hints I guess it. Adam and the Ants "Goody Two Shoes." We all laugh and start singing it. We finally get the car packed up and say our goodbyes again. I start the car and guess what's playing? "Goody Two Shoes". I run in the house and turn on the radio as I remind everyone about my psychic ability I mentioned at dinner. All were dumbfound. The crazy thing is that it happens all the time. TL;DR - I can think of obscure movies and music and then the movie or song will come on the tv or radio within the next couple minutes or days. Happens all the time.
NovusHomoSapiens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I don't know if it's glitch in the Matrix or what but here is my story. And please excuse my bad language. English is not my first language.
My parents have a house in Washington but decided to move to California around June 2010 and left me and my brother to watch their house. In June 2011, my mom came back to bring my brother with her as well, leaving me all alone in their big house. Some time around September or November 2011 (can't remember exactly, but it was during my Fall quarter in college) I was sleeping in my bedroom in the second floor when I was suddenly woken up by loud knocks on my bedroom door. I woke up and kind of freaked out because I was all alone in the big house. I checked my phone and it was 1:30 AM. I got up and went to open the window. I can remember I was so freaked out that I forgot the window was locked. The thought of being locked in my own bedroom made me even madder. I tried to calm down and realized the darn lock and was able to open the window. I took a few deep breath in the fresh air and walked to the bedroom door and open it. There was no one. I then thought it could have been my imagination. I am a pretty practical guy so it would take a whole lot more to convince me that something supernatural had happened, otherwise, it would be more logical to think that my brain was simply experiencing some hallucination. Then I went back to sleep.
And it happened again. This time I heard 3 loud knocks which I can still remember clearly. I looked at my phone. It was 2:00 AM. This time I knew something must definitely have gone wrong here. I am living alone and I remember having locked my doors tight before going to sleep, so there is no possible way somebody other than myself could be present in the house. I could recall vividly what happened next: I was extremely conscious lying on my bed asking back loudly this time with a super calm mind: "who is that? how can I sleep when you do thing like this?" Then I got up and open the door to see no one outside.
I decided to walk down stairs to check the doors. They were all locked. I didn't want to sleep any more so I opened Yahoo Messenger to talk to my buddy who lives in a different country. I told him the event and we talked till 3:30 AM when I felt sleepy and decided to go back to sleep.
That's my story. Still confuses me whenever I think about it.
TL;DR: living alone in a big house, was sleeping in my bedroom and somebody or something knocking on the door.
Thcmagee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was let's say about 6 years old my mom used to always take me to the grocery store with her. Well one day when we were checking out in line i walked over to a big safe they had by the entrance, don't ask me why they would have their safe by the front doors but hey this was a long time ago. Anyway i walked over and started messing around with the lock. I put my ear up to the safe and starting turning the dial to the sounds. Then BAM it clicks i take the handle and pull it down opening it. The look on the employes face's was priceless. They were shocked and panicked. The safe was full of cash :D
superwombo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just remembed one...
My sister and I were out on a walk with her dog, Blu, and my two dogs, all three of them with there own separate leash. Our dogs start barking at a cat on top of a fence. I look over at the cat on the fence and see out of nowhere my sister's dog, Blu, running towards the fence barking. I thought my sister had dropped the leash or something, but no, the leash unhooked. That itself was really weird, since it takes a little hand strength to put it on. But, not only did his leash get unhooked from his collar, but I looked down to see it had hooked on to one of my dogs collars, perfectly on the chain where it's supposed to be hooked.
playswithforks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 7, I went to the zoo with my parents. The zoo was pretty crowded that day, and I distinctly remember my mom making me hold her hand everywhere we walked so we didn't get separated. As we're walking around, I remember pointing to some animal and tugging my mom's hand to get her attention, but when I looked up at her face, I realized it wasn't my mom.
jon34560 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Many years ago I carpooled with a co-worker. When we arrived I walked in first but the security system didn't beep as it usually does when you are supposed to disarm it. My co-worker can confirm i didn't touch the thing or even come close to it. We both started work and the boss came in so I mentioned that the security system wasn't on when we arrived. She checked the logs and came back to tell me that my personal code was used to disarm the system at the minute we arrived.
It's possible that she read the log entry from the wrong day but since this happened I have had way crazier stuff happen. I don't feel the need to classify or explain it. It was a fun moment though.
neemoboom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a good friend who for his whole life had long curly hair. One night I had a dream where I saw him and he was completely bald and I said "What the hell happened to your head?" The next morning he sent a group of us a picture of himself. He shaved his head! I told him about my dream and he said that he hadn't even told anyone he was going shave his head... he wanted to shock everyone.
goulson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely will get buried but...
My mom knits. Two winters ago, she knit me this purple beanie. As far as I know, she doesn't use pattern books and pretty much makes it up as she goes so this hat was one of a kind. So I'm digging through my closet cleaning my room the other week and I come across the hat, buried beneath some other clothes. I think, hmm that's odd because I just remember wearing this. Sure enough sitting there in another corner of my room there was a second, identical hat. I'm pretty sure my brain paused for a good 45 seconds trying to interpret what I was seeing. Here I was with two one-of-a-kind beanies.
After minutes of being absolutely baffled I was convinced there must be a glitch. I eventually realized what had happened was that when there was a fire at my house last February, I moved back to my mom's for almost 5 months. My mom must have knitted my younger brother the same hat, and I must have grabbed it at some point while I was living there thinking it was mine. When I moved back in, I never unpacked my winter things that had been in storage at the restoration company, which is why I finally discovered my original hat only recently.
assfull_chaps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not three seconds ago a thousand ravens flew by my window.
anakmoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We had a purple Frisbee magically appear in our living room this morning. None of us have ever seen it before. It was laying on the ground as though it had sailed in the front door.
Fibreoptix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Never ever had a dream of a plane crashing. Never. One night I had a dream that that a plane crashed at the airport. I'm looking at the whole thing through a chain link fence beside the Control Tower. My wifes bro-in law works there IRL. I yell at him there is another one coming because I saw it on fire in the sky. Woke up. Wow that was vivd! Go down stairs turn on the TV..... 10:00 ish am on September 11 2001.
daybreaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For about a year, whenever I would glance at a clock in the morning or at night, it would be exactly 10:17. My birthday is October 17th.
People might say "Well, there you go then. Subconsciously you look at the clock often, but only remember when you see that one specific time because of the connection."
And I thought that too, at first. So I stopped wearing a watch, and started relying solely on my phone for the time, so that I had to take it out of my pocket, so that glancing at the time couldnt be a subconscious act. It was something I had to do. And sure enough, if I was walking to class, or if I woke up at night, I would feel a strange compulsion sometimes like I needed to check the time right then.
10:17
henreiman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Headphones in the pocket. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
LSD
humpcat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This has happened more then a few times, but apparently I'm a subconscience driver. I'm a high school kid and I work about 20 minutes from my house. I'm often tired when I work weekday nights. So a few times I have found myself getting drowzy on the drive to work. The incidents in question, I remember one thing then (blackout)... When I came too I was stopped at a light, in a different lane, and more then a few miles then the last thing I remembered. I was both freaked out and glad I woke up.
Tl;dr When I fall asleep while driving my brain takes over and drives for me.
daversa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a Ford Mustang that I sold when I was living at the Grand Canyon. About six months later and 3 hours away I went to class for the first day that year at ASU and pulled into a parking lot with hundreds of cars and directly across from my new car when I parked was my old Mustang. It was pretty nuts.
broompunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Building 7.
cturbo02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
when I was a kid (this is ~15 years ago), I had a book report due the next day. I was reading the book on a lazyboy chair with an ottoman in my parents bedroom. i left the room, and as I remember it I left the book on the ottoman when I left the room to brush my teeth before writing the report (which was due the next day). when I came back, the book was gone. there was a blanket on the ottoman, I turned it, and the whole area. upside down, no joke. I started freakin out, did the same thing multiple times. I started crying and freakin out even more, that finally got my parents attention. they then proceeded to turn the area upside down as well, to no avail. we all give up an hour later and I go to sleep crying that I have no way to finish my report (even though my parents say they will explain the predicament to my parents the next morning). then I wake up to my dad yelling my name. he says: "SON, GET IN HERE NOW!!". I run into my parents bedroom, I then look at the lazyboy and the ottoman. on the ottoman, is the aforementioned blanket, folded perfectly, with my book, placed perfectly straight in the center. i flipped out and immediately grilled my parents incredulously. I attempted to laugh at them (thru my tears of joy) at their funny prank. but honestly, to this day, 15 years later, my parents still admit no part in what happened. this is not a joke, this actually happened to me. I am the opposite of a religious person, back then and to this day. but this is the only thing that I have ever witnessed that makes me believe in anything more than science. say what you will, that shit was, as any lame girl will tell you, f'in cray cray!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time, I sat in my driveway and started to notice this car driving around and around and around. I got suspicious so I timed it and it passed by on a fixed schedule along with a bicyclist. I'm pretty sure someone was watching me but I didn't confront them.
Another time, I was driving to work and my radio made a funny noise and then everyone in front of me grabbed their ears at the same time. Later that month a light fell from the sky and almost hit me. It was the weirdest thing.
I'm starting to think something weird is going on but I don't have any proof.
raul777him ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in 4th grade, I had a crush on this girl since the beginning of the year but she sat to far away. Finally in second semester the teacher sat us right next to each other. Whilst she was reading a book, there was a page where the picture was shit green. I just imagined in my head "what if she puked that color right now?" I kid you not, 3 seconds later she pukes that exact color. My mind was blown. TL:DR I made a girl puke shit green with my mind.
HeroBrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Commenting late but hoping someone might help me with this. Long story short, I've had a continuing nightmare every year of my life, always during the same week. I don't ever, and I swear, ever have nightmares any other night. It's only during one night of this week, but the nightmares are the most emotionally disturbing things I have ever experienced. They have thus far all been related, almost chronological from what I can tell. I wake up not feeling scared or frightened, I wake up feeling as if I have been reborn, I can't explain it. I've only barely been able to tell my best friend about it, but I had to stop cause he got paranoid from it. I don't want to explain much unless someone can prove to me this is just some disorder, than I won't be as frightened by what I've seen. The week isn't too far off and if anyone cares maybe I'll prepare an update.
nojoda1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once took the subway in the morning and saw these pair of white glasses someone had thrown onto the rails. That evening when I was returning home, not being in the same subway station, I saw exactly the same pair of glasses, in the same position, just being there!
ADVrider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I see everything twice!
tikcuf12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's not a glitch in the matrix. You need an optometrist.
aBEARica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My maternal grandpa's surname was Fox. My grandma's house was full of foxes. Hell, the whole place was painted red. He died some time in the nineties on December 5th. For the last 10 or so years, normally my dad was hunting, he would see a fox walking in the distance. Two years ago it walked around the tree he was in, sat down, and walked away later. Last year, (December '11) we were in the car and he was telling us about how he saw the fox a day late. Not half an hour before my mom was telling us about how my grandma visited my grandpa's grave a day late because of something. Shit was eerie.
SparkZ94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One day I was walking to my locker during a class break, there were lots of people in the hallway, and I hear the sound of glass breaking behind me. I turned around and saw that someone must've dropped a glass jar or something, for there were dozens of glass pieces all over the floor. It also seemed as if I was the only person to notice. I ignored it, continued to my locker, and returned down the same path maybe 30 seconds later only to find that the glass shards had completely vanished. No one could've picked it up glass so quickly while there were kids walking all around it.
I still have no idea what happened that day.
mynameisleo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In one of my high school art classes our teacher would play a game on Fridays where he would play music and we'd have to guess the song. Well one day, throughout the whole morning in school, that Def Leppard Rock of Ages into that goes "Gunter glieben glauchen globen" was like playing on repeat in my mind. I couldn't get it out of my head and I just imagined my teacher playing it during class. 5th period that day, first song he plays is the damn song. Let's just say I was the first to guess it correctly.
LyndsayFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Gaaahh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My brother once asked me to go and open up his garage and get the car out. There are 4 doors to choose from and his is the last one or fourth from my perspective. So I walk over to it, put the key in, and open the door to find that my brothers car is one MORE to the left as if a fifth garage was there. I opened the third door not my brothers fourth. More a glitch in my mind than matrix.
neurophile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Obligatory matrix reference.
darth_ephword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One day, I noticed this delivery van for a company that made uniforms (for my school at the time), after never ever seeing one before. The next day - totally different place - saw another one, same looking driver in the seat. This continued on for OVER A YEAR. I would see upwards of two-three a DAY at times. EVERY TIME it had the same looking driver. I could be two hours away from where i lived, where i could of NEVER EVER seen one before (I'm fairly observant in the back passenger seat of cars due to a bad accident i got in a long time ago), and it would be there. Same haircut, facial structure, even the same pair of sunglasses. Weird part is? ever since I saw the last one a year and a half ago, I've never seen one since. Nor can I even remember the name of the company.
waffleburner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So, my parents used to own this property up in the north of california, in the woods, more or less in the middle of nowhere. It was kind of sad actually because during the time they owned the property (over a decade), some guy had built a house right next to it so we basically owned the rights to his backyard. I felt kind of bad.
Anyway, we went up there like we did every year to mow the grass because obviously that's a huge fire hazard in the summer time. And when we pulled up it was already mostly cleared. Someone had mowed it pretty well, and they did the whole thing except for a couple parts around the edges. Usually we'd spend like 5 hours mowing out in the sun and it'd be like 100 degrees and would suck, but instead it took like an hour and we were done.
Anyway, this is where the weird part came in. Around that time I kept being able to predict small things if I even thought about it. One time my mom cooked lasagna three times in a row and when I asked her why she said "You know, I have no idea".
So I thought I had some kind of psychic powers, and I was trying to figure out what this meant because generally good things at the time would be preceded by or immediately followed by something equally or even more bad. I thought to myself, "Oh God, what's going to happen now, this is going to be horrible this is the best thing that's happened all year" and suddenly my brain went "Grandpa's going to die".
Later that night, my dad received a phone call that his father had died.
tl;dr: i used my psychic powers to kill my grandpa.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to feel really weird whenever I heard or thought of John Lennon.
It felt like a moment of realization, and then it was gone.
I think I was John Lennon in the past and/or an alternate timeline.
singularityneuromanc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
good tl;dr
GeorgeBats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a little boy I remember getting an 'activity train' toddler's toy at a fair. It had all sorts of knobs and interesting things you could do to it. A day after I got it I was sitting by myself investigating the train toy. I had been playing with a for a while when I noticed a knob on the side that you could turn kind of like reeling a fishing rod. For some reason I suddenly decided to reel it. Faster and faster and faster...and suddenly I stopped. It felt like the whole world stopped as I stared at the toy. Moments after I stopping reeling at least TWENTY tiny cockroaches rushed out of a tiny hole on the train and didn't scatter but all together raced straight to the fireplace (that wasn't on) and disappeared. NO ONE believed me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
This happened while I was in 10th grade. My school was about 30 mins away from home in the next town (private school) and so a few parents would shuttle me and a few other kids back and forth to school. We would meet around 7:00am.To arrive at the big van on time, I would leave my house around 6:50am and arrive at school around 7:30am. It happened the same way for well over 6 months every week day. Well, we left at the usual time (6:50am) and headed there one day. Well when we arrived the van wasn't there, which was common because we always were the first to arrive. Well some time has passed and we noticed it was taking a while for the van to come. Checked the watch, 7:10am and decided, well, maybe something happened. So, my ride to the meeting place decides to just go ahead and take me to school. Well, when I got to school, it was 8:30am. When we arrived we double checked our watches, phones, car clocks, everything. All read around 8:30am. Keep in mind, we left the damn van stop at 7:10am. A 30 min trip took us over an hour to take and it was the exact same traffic and roads the van used. We have absolutely NO IDEA where we lost almost 30 minutes but I was late to school that day and both me and my brother (driver) are still freaked out about it that day. Also, it was January. No daylight savings time.
TL;DR Lost an hour of time with no explanations. STL;DR Aliens
moviequote88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once had a dream that I met Martin Short at the Metro in DC. The dream was so memorable, I wrote it down. YEARS later, I was walking in DC with my mom, passing Union Station when I see this familiar looking man. I stare at him in awe and realize, "That's Martin Short!" I keep staring until he passed me and my mom, and then my mom comes back over to me and says, "Do you know who that was?!" I'd forgotten about the dream until I went home and flipped through my dream diary. Talk about pretty slim odds. I've had other unlikely dreams that have come true as well.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At a 24-hour gaming LAN which has a raffle at the end. There's about 400 people there and perhaps 20-25 different items for the raffle.
About 10 raffles in my friend who's sitting next to me says:
"I'm going to win the next item, and it's going to be headphones".
Fuckin' A - he won headphones not 30 seconds later.
thatXombieSlayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
too many story's to tell they are more or less psychic moments than glitches in the matrix.. if i can pick out the best one il share it..
im not sure if this would count as a glitch but literally every time i dream or think about this one girl from my past, (longg long story) she winds up contacting me.. i wont hear from her months even years at a time. and out of nowhere il dream about her and wake up with a text or call from her. it happens too often
either way i do not believe in coincidences
quick edit: as i typed that portion and clicked send my current gf texs me
like i said no such thing as coincidence
Enzodbr9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On a road trip once when I was a young whippersnapper, we stopped at a McDonalds. Being a 2 parents 1 kid family at the time we ordered a suitable meal, (kids meal for yours truly (TOY! MOTHER FUCKER)Big macs for the parents.)) We wait for the cashier to call our number. You can imagine our faces when we find a bag of 13 cheeseburgers and 13 small fries -__-
So we just deal with it and start to dig in. My dad eats a fair amount, step mom a few, i have one. By the end we have about five left. We were about halfway through a drive from Maine to DC so I snatched a couple burges to put in my sweatshirt pocket and save for later. By a couple, I mean 4. I was wearing a hoody with one of those pockets that you can give your self a hand shake through. As we are walking back to the car, my hands are in my pocket, caressing those warm, meat filled buns, I take my hands out to wrastle open the car door and scramble into the car. Sigh..... back to the burgers.... SON OF A FEMALE DOG, THEY'RE GONE! Horrified I looked every where in the car and around it. THEY WERE GONE. I am honestly not making this up, to this day I wonder where those burgers went.
TL;DR molested hamburgers on the lam.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was maybe 12 years old and I decided to start collecting NBA basketball cards. I'd filled about half of one of those card folders with the clear plastic sleeves so I'd developed quite a collection. At one point I remembered that 5 years earlier my sister had also started to collect cards, but she was half-assed about it and only collected a couple before she lost interest. I remembered my Dad had bought her a Dennis Rodman card for $20 which was more than double the value of any one of my cards, and I wanted it. I asked my sister where it was and she was all "what? Oh that.. I dunno what happened to it."
I was planning on turning the house upside-down to look for it when my attention was suddenly drawn to my shitty IBM 286 computer which had been in my bedroom forever. I thought "I wonder if it's under that stand thing that props the screen up." For some reason it fucking was.
gotbean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I walked into the casino and usually just head to the roulette tables for black or red. In this particular instance I had an urge to bet on #21. Chucked a $5 on it and won about $175. Left straightaway!
mock4lyfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger my mother always wanted me to leave through the garage while she was at work since I had the code to shut the door but didn't have a key to the front door. Well one day, in the snow mind you (so I could see my footprints from when I left) I decided to just leave from the front door since mom would be home within the hour. When she came home she called me and told me she was proud I actually left through the garage for once since the front door was locked. I have no idea how that door dead bolted itself.
TL;DR: My door locked itself while I was gone
omenmedia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I watched a dolphin statue slowly move by itself on top of my sister's entertainment center. It was heavy and I could also hear the unmistakeable sound of "heavy thing being dragged over wood". It moved about 5 inches and left scratches on the wood where it moved. To this day, I have no explanation. No I was not drunk or tripping balls.
Grum1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A few years ago, a friend of mine bought the Ghostbusters movies on DVD. When I went over to his place to watch, I picked up the case and immediately asked why the collection didn't include the third Ghostbusters movie. He said he didn't know, and he had been surprised when he got it that the third one wasn't included. We later went on the Internet to discover that there never was a third Ghostbusters movie. We were both 100% sure that there was, having distinctly remembered having watched three Ghostbusters films.
To this day we believe in either a massive government cover-up or a tear in the time/space continuum.
mardish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Am I in /r/nosleep?! WTF IS THIS AND ITS 11PM. FUCK!o5I0%(O
mcclucken12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching TV at this boarding school I went to which has a window showing the exit to the school. I look out the window every time a car goes past because they rarely do and the movie's I've just started watching halfway through has a hard plot to latch onto. I look out the window and I see a guy I know driving past, 30 seconds later I see the same guy driving past same direction, THE MOVIE WAS SHUTTER ISLAND, I was paranoid for days after i finished the film
Pravusmentis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think many of these stories should be posted to /r/anecdote
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to have to go to my mom's workplace sometimes if I was home sick from school. She ran the fitness center at a retirement home. There was room off to the side that had all the servers and power switches and stuff in it, and it was locked by an electric keypad. One time with my mom I said "I WANT TO SEE WHAT'S IN THERE!" and she said "Oh you can't, it's locked" and I said, "I'll unlock it!" and walked up and punched in like 55328 and it immediately unlocked. My mom about shit a brick.
TLDR; As a 12 year old walked up to a locked door and punched in a random 5 number key code and unlocked it.
Matteux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 10 I use to do Judo. I remember one day I was really excited about getting the 1st Harry Potter on DVD and going up to my cottage, but I had to go to a Judo practice before. After doing our stretches and moving into partners, I agreed to be thrown first. The last thing i remember is being thrown to the ground, then black. (this part may be a dream but) I can remember seeing myself a couple feet infront of my face standing in the door way to my cottage then WHAM, I was really at my cottage.
I can't remember anything of the rest of my Judo class, leaving to go get Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone, or the entire hour and a half drive to my cottage. Because I was still kind of young I never really gave thought to it, other then I thought it was really werid.
reedingisphun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Dog died back in 2003. When we buried him I grabbed his favorite ball and wrote his name on it, and then buried it with him. Next morning I woke up and the ball was on the floor right next to my bed. It was very surreal but it was somewhat comforting at the same time.
edit for one more story: My best friend tried to tell me that his house was haunted and that if he demanded an answer from the 'spirits' or whatever they would give him the answer in his head. Well needless to say I had to test him on this, and since I had just changed my AIM (oldschool, yes) password I told him to guess it. Well he gets into this weird trance-like state and says something along the lines of "Tell me the answer mother fucker" and then he just stops, gets this weird look on his face, looks right at me and says "bob barker." He nailed it. I nearly shit myself.
TL;DR: My backyard is a pet semetary and my best friend is psychic.
Plancus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once, in 10th grade, I had a dream that I was in class, in my classroom, having a discussion about something, and another student (let's call her 'Bob') said something to the teacher along the lines of "Blah blah blah, this happened to me yesterday blah blah blah."
So a few months later, I am in English class sitting in the corner like I did when all of the sudden... fucking DEJA VU. I see that everyone is in the same position, the teacher was sitting on a table in front of the class, and that the Bob is talking about her experience that happened the other day.
I am deciding in my head not to say anything or not, but I choose to stand up and say, " You did X, Bob! Because he blah blah blah..."
Basically, teacher and class look at me and she says (no joke), " How the HELL(extra emphasis!) could you know thatโฝ" To which I respond, " I had a dream last month."
This shit literally happens to me all the time... though this one time was one of the few times that I actually called it out before/as it happened.
TL;DR Called classmate out in class on a deja vu I had from a dream and freaed everyone the fuck out.
BjornStravinsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A couple years ago, a group of friends and I decided to go for a walk in the woods, and somehow the discussion ended up concerning the works of Isaac Asimov and Harlan Ellison and time travel in general. We ended up near an old Shaker graveyard, and noticed that there was a little info booth next to it outlining the people buried there. But the odd thing about the poster, was it was dated the following date, or in our view: tomorrow. This picture was taken on May 30, 2010.
Needless to say, nervous chuckles were shared by all.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Mephistophellatio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yes?
Happy_Fingers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a little kid, I saw a turtle-communicator from TMNT in my bedroom. Suddenly it was gone. I searched for it like crazy, but it disappeared. About an hour later, my mom got home and gave me 4 ninja turtles (one of each). I know it sounds dumb, but I saw that freakin radio and it disappeared!!! Similar things have happened to me my whole life, another early one happened when I won a plushie from a claw machine and went back home with it. Suddenly it disappeared and I won the same plushie later that day and went back home with it. I blame it on the elf living under my bed.
DoctorWankstaff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In high school I was driving back home with some friends from a football game in a neighboring town. The trip takes about 90 minutes but we arrive to our town in what feels about 15. We weren't speeding abnormally fast and the clock's time had progressed about 90 minutes like normal. None of us could explain what happened that trip, 10 years later.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had completely forgotten about this until now while reading through some of these comments. I grew up in Staten Island, NY. When I was about 13 or 14 we had a blackout that last for about a day and a half across the island. I remember being really bored around the house because my friend was on vacation with his family. I walked over to our stove and looked at the button to turn the oven light on. I jokingly thought to myself, maybe this will turn the power on. I pressed the button and bam, all the power was restored. No one was around, and I knew no one would ever believe me, so I never mentioned it.
pumper911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was at a hospital when I was 11 years old for a badly broken thumb. Got wrapped up and went to the desk with my mom where she was paying the bill, taking care of insurance, etc.
Behind me there was a gurney with a girl lwho looked a LOT like my babysitter from the year before (late teens / early 20's). She was wearing regular clothes, had glasses on, and was laying down on her side. I stared at her for about 10 seconds because it seemed very unusual that she was there, lying in that position, with those clothes (especially unattended).
I turn around to answer a question and turn back and the gurney was still there. She was gone.
aenimated2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My brother died many years back at a young age. Years later, my mother discovered a roll of film that had never been developed. Turns out, it was from only a couple weeks before the accident... There was one picture that was double-exposed - just one. And it is a picture of a landscape in the woods from a hike with my brother, a ghostly image, seemly standing in the middle of a stream. A very odd coincidence.
bingram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid, we were playing around with some action figures on a table and i hit one off the table. I sent it back-flipping with a good amount of speed, and lost sight of it behind the tablecloth. When we saw it again, it was standing upright in the middle of a completely bare hardwood floor, no object within 5 feet of it. Nothing like some of the crazy shit I've read here so far, but I could never figure it out. Those things didn't have the most solid centres of gravity.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was walking around in the city with my brother one night, and across the street is this large black cube sculpture on a pedestal. I'm looking at it, because it looks rather interesting, and I see a group of tourists approach it and they make the thing spin on its axis.
I turned to my brother and asked him if he saw it happen, he says no, and so I run up to the cube and swear to him that it can move.
I push it and it just doesn't budge, not even an inch. It's firmly rooted on its axis and there's no physical way that it could have moved.
Yeah, oh and it's in NYC, in the East Village if anyone has any idea about this thing.
mynameisleo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is it weird if I had major dรฉjร vu while reading this?
JerellLovesYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had Dรฉjร vu... ONCE
PsychoWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This was one of those moments that stuck with me, can't forget about it.
Me and my family were on vacation in London. And there was this guy that I saw three times in different place, he is stranger to me. Every time i saw him he was wearing sunglasses. The first time was in restaurant, I went to his table to ask for an extra chair. The second time was later that day, he stopped his car next to our car while waiting for the light. The third sighting was two days later in Trafalgar Square this time I really freaked out.
Every time I saw him he had his shades on. Police, spoke or repeated programs?
pikamen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was at the library stopping by on the way back home from class to take a dump in the individual bathroom (sue me). It was occupied, so I busied myself in the stacks. I picked up a book and started reading it for a bit, finding it to actually be fairly interesting. The guy in the bathroom comes out and I set the book down on an empty spot on the shelf, meaning to get it on my way out. I go in, take a dump, come out, and the book is gone, just fucking gone.
I search profusely around the shelves and up and down the rows. I looked around for a librarian and asked her if anybody had come through picking up books to be reshelved later. She responded in the negative.
I told her how my book had seemingly disappeared and she said that she had not seen anyone go in or out of the aisle I was browsing before I went to take a shit. I looked around at some of the cubicles, thinking someone had maybe picked it up to browse, but no one else was anywhere near where I had been.
I put out a "missing book" alert, so that when the library found the book they would email me. 20 minutes after I get back to my room, they emailed me saying they had found it.
Best part? It was 11-11-11 around 11:11 EST, not even joking.
TL;DR - Mini Y2K on 11/11/11 at 11:11, book disappears, reappears 20 minutes later
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing special; I remember a few years ago, maybe 5+, Heinz Macaroni Cheese used to have these little square bits of ham in it. For some reason they stopped doing it, but the weird thing is I can't even find anything about it, everything says that it's just cheese.
Screenaged ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I once had an unusually vivid dream in which I was sitting in my room and noticed a strong red glow coming through my closed blinds. I peeked out the window and the entire sky was a deep red that could only happen at the apocalypse. There were chunks of debris and rocks floating through the air as if gravity wasn't working right. I looked up and saw that the moon was extremely large and bore an uncanny resemblance to a nabisco cookie. /dream. Later the next day I had plans to see a movie with a friend. We talked on the phone in the afternoon about what time and movie and I mentioned the dream to her. I didn't tell anyone else about it.
We're leaving for the theater with a bunch of snacks to sneak in because we're cheap. Among them, though I think nothing of it at the time, is a sleeve of nabisco cookies. When walking back to my car after the movie I throw everything from my pockets onto the hood as I look for my keys. I happen to notice that the sky looks crazy. It's very red. "whoooaaa look how red the sky is". Then I see the moon. "Holy shit! the moon is huge!" Then something clicks in my head and I look back at the pile of stuff pulled from my pocket, among it: "NABISCO COOKIES!!". We both spazzed out like crackheads for about two full minutes. It was shock and laughter but I couldn't help but feel we were both a little scared too. It was just one of those moments where you don't even know what to think
Because these things happen a lot with me, I 'll share another: I went to school to learn game development. (don't do it. it's a trap). I'm talking to this friend of mine on facebook and he asks if I've got any neat ideas for game. He then jokingly adds that he's got one for me. I start typing out "if it has anything to do with a talking pie, I'm way ahead of you". I press enter and a split second later he sends me "It's about a killer robot driving instructor that goes back in time for some reason". Then we both go HOLY SHIT WTF for a few minutes. If that doesn't make sense to you, there's a simpsons episode where homer pitches a movie idea to ron howard about a killer robot driving instructor that goes back in time for some reason. Howard is unfazed and homer adds "his best friend is a talking pie"
The timing and random coincidental nature of it couldn't have been more extreme. We hadn't been talking about the simpsons or anything close to giving context to the joke. I hadn't even seen the episode since it aired years earlier. Just a crazy wtf moment
gozarthegozarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's cool being such good friends with someone that you are on the same wavelength like that. Me and a buddy of mine have done that on chat a lot.
nlh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in 8th grade (NYC), we took a class trip to Spain. I'd recently gotten my first pair of glasses as my vision took it's first teenage trek into crapdom ;)
When we arrived at the hotel and went up to our room, I realized that I'd left my glasses at home. Dammit. I was frustrated because I wasn't used to having crap vision, nor was I used to remembering to bring my glasses with me, and the prospect of having to squint for the next week, especially as we'd be doing a lot of sightseeing, was frustrating.
As I was unpacking my clothes, I looked at the dresser and there, sitting in their case, were my glasses. To this day - 20 years later - I still think about this and have absolutely no idea what happened.
tl;dr - quantum entangled glasses followed me on a trip to Spain
celieus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A few years ago i was driving down the highway and it was raining. i when to pass some one and it was not raining on the other side in fact the rain stopped right on the yellow line RIGHT ON IT in the middle of the road. It continued like this for at least 30 kilometers
evil_wizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My co-workers turn the coffee maker off after the pot is finished brewing. This leads to cold coffee after a few hours that sits in the pot. Whenever they pour a new cup they need to reheat it. Whenever I pour a cup, hot steam rises from my mug and my coffee is nice and hot.
I have convinced them that I have powers. Some of them are afraid of me.
frostythesnowman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid, maybe 8 or 9 years old I would jump down the stairs at my house by grabbing the rails with my hands, and then, using my hands to support me, lift my feet up and swing down to a step maybe 6 or seven below. One time, I'm doing this and I kid you not, I remember floating down the stairs, super slow mo, feeling totally weightless.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the fuck
gozarthegozarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My buddy claims to have done this and his gf testified. I had 7 orgasms masturbating with less and less fluid each time but it took me 2 hours and caused extreme pain.
mcmonsoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to see the number 111 everywhere. I saw it so much that it got annoying. One night I'm telling my friend about 111 and how frequently I see it. I had a Snapple in front of me so I twisted off my Snapple tea lid and looked at the cap. Real Fact #111
smokingbanman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i left my keys on the dressor and when i went to find them they were gone!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm too scared to open ANY of these links
MelissaOfTroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 11 years old I shared a room with my sister. One morning I had slept in and was just lying in my bed, staring up at the ceiling. For no reason that I can remember, I pointed my finger at the ceiling light. At that moment the light came on. So I pointed my finger at it again and the light shut off. I looked over to my sister's bed and she was fast asleep. No one was standing at the light switch. I spent the next ten minutes turning the lights on and off, then got bored and stopped. It never happened again and I have no explanation.
Brokim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My buddy and I are pulling an all-nighter in an empty study room to write an english paper due the next day. We start working until 4:30am or so and decide to take a break and talk about stuff. After about 15 minutes, we decide to get back to work. I looked at the clock - it said 6:45am on it. Over 2 hours had passed in what had only felt like 15 minutes or so. creeped me the fuck out.
freudianslip1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And here I thought you'd read the whole book...
AlmostMurked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will get lost but whatever, Nobody fucking believes me.
Well say around 2006 I went to Macedonia with my family ( We have a summer house ) anyway, My father , my uncle and I went to go visit my grandfathers grave. Walking threw the cemetery pretty aloof not noticing that my father and my uncle are pretty far up ahead I stumble upon a grave. Now when I get to the grave I notice that the grave was hollow, a room was present below made of dirt and inside there was a little light hanging down from the middle of the dirt room which illuminated it and wooden ladder around 8 feet long going down into the grave into the room. Well I didn't really make much of it thinking that for some reason there was people working in there, so I just examined it pretty quickly, kinda stuck my head in and looked but not all the way and just caught up to my father. On my way back passing the same grave I stop my father and tell him that there was a hole , a ladder and a light here. He kinda laughs it off and doesn't really acknowledge me but I swear to god I know what I saw and after I realized what I saw, it freak me out, couldn't sleep for days.
tl;dr ... Stumbled upon a vortex to hell and didn't realize it
AlmostMurked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody believes me :(
irishcraichead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not really a glitch but sometimes I get the feeling that I will find an overwhelming problem with reality that will cause me to awaken from a dream. It's like I'm trying to wake myself up from a false reality.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've commonly told this story when every talks about ghost stories... but it isn't exactly a Ghost story per-say.
One night driving in my town on a street between the towns Bay and a graveyard I had a car in front of me driving slow as all Christ. This road is about mile- mile and a half long and their are no exits into the graveyard since it is the back end of the cemetery. So driving along in the wee hours of the morning and suddenly someones blinders are in my eyes from my rear view mirror. I go to put my hand up to block the rearview mirror and in that moment when I was no longer blinded, the car I had been behind was gone, if that isn't strange enough i realized my hand had no longer been blocking headlights from the mirror. I was alone, at the halfway point of this road. Completely freaking out and goosebumps running all over my body.
It's super weird I get goosebumps typing this as I think about it. I even remember the car in front of me's maker... Nissan.
edit: Grammer
randumnumber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I went to a concert in a very large stadium. I get on an elevator on the ground floor (1) and there are only 2 buttons so i goto floor 2 but when i get off the number on the side of the elevator says 3...im thinking WTF!! so i go to find a fire escape and walk down one level...turns out its some kind of vip area with a large open area looking out over the show, and an open bar...this is where i got lost for the rest of the concert.
tl:dr thought i got matrixed but got free beer and AMAZING seats at a concert instead
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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mucsun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Way to leave your mom alone...
bogdanismynameo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Grade 4, sitting in french class being bored as usual as I'm staring at a table leg it starts to sort of flicker... Like the moment when you cross your eyes and it gets blurry. It just started blurring and unblurring. And then it just dissapears. I swear to fucking god I saw through it, and even as the teacher walked around I saw her feet on the otherside. What really freaks me out now is that my reaction back then wasn't one of awe, or getting scared. I felt a "nobigdeal, it's to be expected" emotion, as if I knew one day I could see through shit and it'd be all whatever. Man, the world's physics engine needs a revamp.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This story's pretty lame compared to others, but I once had my watch fly off my wrist while still tightened. It was trippy.
Jaereth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think my lifelong closest friends believed me when I told them about this, but here goes:
Around 10:00 p.m. I am sitting in a Burger King drive thru waiting for my food. This is the kind with the raised curbs, so your vehicle cannot get out once you enter. I order at the speaker, and pull up to the money window. I notice another vehicle pulls up to the speaker behind me, all I see is headlights. Anyway, I pull up to the next window, and the car behind me pulls up, so he's right behind me. I look in my rear view mirror. There is a man sitting behind the wheel, alone. He has on a white dress shirt with a simple tie, average adult male haircut, and NO FUCKING FACE! Just a solid patch of flesh colored nothing, like the skin on your arm or something. The food lady comes, I accept my bag of food, roll up my window, but don't leave. I want to turn around and see this again! Possibly get the camera phone out. The car was gone. Just literally gone! At this point I started to panic, because obviously I was halucinating or something. But then, I saw the burger king worker stretch his neck out the window and look back to see where the second car had went. It wasn't just me who saw it, and it kinda haunts me to this very day.
AssertivePanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing major but I sometimes will think of a person or remember an old friend or acquittance and then moments later I see them. This happened to me too many times to be a coincidence so I asked around and was told that if a person's subconscious sees a pattern then it could affect your awake self.
Real Example, I am walking into Wall Mart and I was just think to my self that I am about to see a friend of mine. I just know I will see him there. And BAM, he is right there walking out for the store as I walk in.
Well guess what, I find out I had parked near his car and saw him go in but I (my awake self) did not see him. My subconscious saw him and his car, so my mind tried to "warn" my awake self. The study I was told of stated that people's subconscious is still sometimes active when they are awake and can help them even when they do not realize it. This explained almost all of those times where I saw some one and had been expecting them for no reason.
-I do not know if this is a real thing that the mind does to people but I was told of this by a reliable professor. I have tried looking only but to no luck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So it was Christmas eve 2009... me and the family are coming home from my mother inlaws about 10-11 PM... Driving north on I5 in Oregon about 3 miles north of Aurora.... The kids are asleep in the back... and my GF is half sleeping in the front seat of the truck...
I am driving along not many cars around and all the sudden I have something similar to an out of body experience... Where I seeing tunnel vision and instantly feel like i am 90 degrees to the right, on my side. I am still driving the same direction just feel like im on my side... very hard to describe.. It only lasts a few seconds..... I almost swerved the truck cause I thought we might have spun out or something... but I didnt..
All of the sudden I return to feeling normal.... but I am VERY awake and VERY aware.... It feels like I can feel everything..... the air ... I looks like I have a wide vision... and can see my peripheral view VERY clear.. I had a very heightened awareness for about... 20 minutes... it was very strange.. but I felt like kind of a fog was lifted I didn't know was there.
Anyway, I waited a few seconds after the event and asked my GF "did you feel that?" She said "ah yea" We talked about it more... she thought it was just a dip in the road because she was half asleep but she felt it too. She also experienced the OPEN awareness for a while too...
It was very odd experience.. I have had others like it.. but none so pronounced and none that were shared..
Geocat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
When I was like 8 years old I was in my room sitting on my brothers bed bouncing a rubber off the wall, I mess up one of the throws, its goes under my brothers bed (we had bunk-beds, I had top bunk). So of course I climb under the bed right away to get it, cant find it (there's nothing under it at all normally, my mom wouldn't let me shove crap under there), so I'm looking, and looking and getting angry and frustrated, the rooms well lit and the suns shining in, its not exactly pitch black down there yet I still cant find it.
So I get all worked up and frustrated and am crawling around all over the place down there looking for it, Its gone. screw it, I'll go downstairs to play with my legos. As soon as I get down there at the other side of the room, is the mother fucking ball.
TL;DR rubber ball fell through a portal into the basement.
Another one when I was I think 12, while in hindsight, it must of been some skilled sleep walking (though this the only sleepwalking incident in my life to my knowledge). I went to bed as normal, next thing I know, I'm in the basement on the couch in front of a tv turned off, with oddly, a extra heavy winter blanket we never use from a closet on me and Its pitch black outside. All the lights are off except for the one directly above me. I'm totally freaked me the fuck out, and since there was no fucking way I was sleeping again at this point, I watched infomercials on tv all morning (nothing that I found interesting was on that early)
TL;DR(again), Teleported into the basement. Or sleep-walked. teleporting sound cooler though. OR Aliens! Or just sleep walking, bleh.
(edit: Fuck! I just realized after typing these two up at the same time that It must of been the same matrix glitch both times, both occurred in my bedroom, also fixed a few grammar errors)
scrottie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:39:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Losing something and finding it again where it couldn't possibly be is a recurring theme in this thread. I just now remembered one bit of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy computer game, which was an Infocom text adventure. You have to get out of the Heart of Gold through a narrow hatch that only allows you to carry a couple of things, but after you're out, you need to have brought more things with you than you can carry out. There's an item in the game, The Thing That Your Aunt Gave You That You Don't Know What It Is (yes, really). It turns out that you can put one thing in it. It also has this unusual property of turning up randomly, wheever you go, no matter where you leave it. Point of the story is that this phenomenon is known and has been documented in at least the form of a text adventure.
Pot_Bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My best would have to have been driving all day in my little coupe with a friend. I can recall the whole day stops and all. I woke up the next morning with my friend driving in his pick up. to make it weirder we had two more people with us who I had never met, yet they all insisted we knew each other. He couldnt of returned my car and gotten his during the night. I drove around 21 hours to make it, I only slept for 4 before I was woken up. He also was unable to drive stick, I had tried to teach him on 4 occasions after this and he still never picked it up. Also I returned home three days later to find my car had like 4500 miles more than when I left. 4500 would be about right for the round trip, so the 21 hours + another few a couple days later then the return. TL;DR My car and I went on seperate road trips?
jibegod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
When I was a kid, about 7 or 8, my mom took me on a weekend trip to the island of Kodiak, Alaska (I live in Anchorage). I had never been before, and had never felt any sort of connection with the place. We stayed in a bed & breakfast and rented a car, and basically drove all around checking out the tourist sights (beaches, fisheries, grizzly bears, etc.)
One morning, we set off in the car to explore another corner of the island. I had no idea where we were going, and didn't ask. As we wind our way along a narrow forest road, a sudden, insistent, feeling of deja vu washed over me. I got very serious and began searching intently out the windows, not really knowing what I was looking for.
Eventually the road opened up into a parking lot. The feeling became far more intense, and I got out of the car in a daze. We had arrived at was one of several coastal anti-aircraft emplacements from World War 2, situated on a bluff over the water. These artillery sites formed a military base known as Fort Abercrombie, which apparently never saw action, but was charged with Alaska's defense after the Japanese made landfall on the Aleutian Islands (their famous diversionary juke for the attack on Pearl Harbor).
As I approached the central gun emplacement, I had an intense feeling of wrongness abut what I was seeing. In my mind's eye, I had fully expected to see a gleaming cannon-like gun sitting securely on its pivot, ready to fire at a moment's notice. Instead, I was confronted with a metal-ringed pit, full of crumbling remnants of the turret's base. Rather than being newly serviced and freshly oiled, things were falling apart and moss-covered. I couldn't fathom why the place didn't look brand new.
I spent the visit profoundly confused at the state of things. The gun should be like this, the bunkers and buildings should be like so. It was the most intense experience of deja vu I've ever had, and I can still recall it with full impact.
TL;DR: Surprise visit to an old, ruined World War 2 base; had intense deja vu of the place but with distinct memories as it looked brand new.
A few photos of the base & environment:
jbtrumps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time in college, my roommates and I left the apartment to get some smokes. We get back and the door's locked, which is totally messed up, because you need a key to lock the door and none of us had our keys. Finally, we make it in through a window and thoroughly check the place for hidden passageways and whatnot. We never found anything, but the whole time we were searching around the place we were being watched. Watched by this guy with huge elephant man type growths on his face. He lived in an apartment across the way and he just stared from his window for what seemed like forever. To this day, I wonder if the elephant dude was messing with us.
DKSbobblehead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was riding in the car with my mother--I was maybe five or six--she saw a particularly ugly colored car. "I think that's an ugly color too, mommy," I said to her.
She had never spoken a word about the car, only thought about it.
royalporcupine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In my last year at music camp, I was offstage during a recital waiting for my turn. There was a dusty shelf of super-old books against the wall, probably hymnals or something, and I idly pulled one out. Tucked into the center pages were wallet-sized school pictures of my younger brother and sister. I was completely floored.
It was my fourth year at that camp, so there are plenty of ways that this could have happened, but still. Still.
camuzak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My sister and I were with our mom on a cruise ship. It was our first time on one and we wanted to join the bingo game. Our mom didn't want to, but we both had this crazy awesome feeling that we HAD to. Not like, "I HAVE to have this candy bar," but, "If we don't play, we're gonna lose out 'cause we are most definitely gonna win." Well anyways, our mom eventually gave in, dropped twenty bucks on the bingo game, and we won six hundred dollars.
Kelbicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can anyone else kind of sense cops before you see them?
Ol_Lefteye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 8 years old, our family lived in the Wilderness. One night, our mother tells us to look out the window. A second later, what appears to be an extremely bright meteor (bright enough to cast shadows) descends into the valley below our house.
I'm a very skeptical person, but this still puzzles me to this very day.
mrkuzoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I got back into my car today I looked over at the passenger seat and there was snow all over the side like I'd left my window open. But all my windows were closed and the doors were locked.
endingtheletter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was like 6 years old, I remember laying down on the carpet in my room and levitating off the floor. Later on (who knows how long to a six year old) I tried it again, but with less success. I remember thinking "I'm getting too big." It never worked after that.
EDIT: I laid face-down. I have no idea why.
ThyFluffyOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I went to Bend, Oregon to visit my grandmother, who lives up there. When I was younger, I was obsessed with this stuffed animal rabbit I had. We went to a restaurant, I brought it, and lost it there. Three years later, i'm cleaning out our house, and I see the stuffed animal under a bookcase.
spunkyweazle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Had a dream I was falling (as you do) only this one time I was woken up by bouncing out of my bed.
Idontcaremuch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was sitting on the bottom bunk of a bunk bed with my old roommate (not college, just broke sharing a room) dex tripping on at the time I think was 23 triple c's (I remember because it was the most I had done at the time) We were searching for a lighter to smoke a bowl for at least ten minutes when I got frustrated and said "I just want a fucking lighter! (holding my hands out in front of me in balled up fists of rage)" we both looked at my hand in awe where I was holding a lighter. It was definitely not in my hand when I was looking for it. It still makes me smile uncontrollably when I think about nowadays.
eltuskio91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i always have deja vu but very rarely ill have the feeling of deja vu and my brain will be like "yeah some dude's gnna walk past that door now" and then they walk past. at wich i obviousley turn to a friend and go "DUDE I FUCKING SEEN THAT LIKE IN THE FUTURE IN MY BRAIN" and they give me funny looks.
also once i put a fork on a table and then the fork was under the table.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, one thing did happen about a month ago that sort of fits.
Me and 2 of my friends were in one of my friends basements playing clue (Just like what all teenagers spend their Friday nights doing). So let's call my one friend "Derp" and my other friend (yup you guessed it) "Herp". So we were in Derp's basement playing clue, we had already played 2 rounds and everyone was starting to get a bit bored. Since none of my friend knew how to set up the game, I set it up, each time. But this time I decided to make things a little more interesting; I put sorted the cards into piles and shuffled each of the piles, but instead of taking 1 character card, 1 place card, and 1 weapon card, I took 2 character cards and one place card, I didn't know what they were. so then I took the rest of the cards and shuffled them together. Then we started playing. Herp, having lost every other game, didn't really feel up to playing again, so he crossed out his cards on his sheet and decided to go straight to the pool so he could guess and not have to play anymore. So then on the second turn, Herp made it to the center. He then proceeded to take about 5 minutes looking at his sheet (I still don't know why) and then he wrote down what he was going to guess on the sheet (to stop him from lying and saying what was in the envelope was what he had guessed) so he opened the envelope and he looked at the cards and
saidscreamed "I won!". Of course me and Derp were in complete astonishment. We each looked at the his guess he wrote before he opened it and the cards... They were identical.I know it isn't much but there is no way he could have seen the cards, I never left the table or gave anyone the opportunity to be able to see what was in the cards, even I didn't know what was in it. I tried calculating the odds, but I just couldn't the number would be astronomical, first you would have to find out the chance if it was a lucky draw, which if I remember correctly was about 181818=5832, but then you also have to take in to consideration the fact that he guessed 2 people cards, something that no person would do unless they knew there was 2 of one type in there, which he wouldn't have because none of them were paying attention as I set up the game (They were playing MW3... -_-). I still don't know what happened, all I know is he won and that he said a voice told him what to put down.
elemental5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My mother died from cancer when I was 14. About a year before she died, she was completely bedridden and wanted a puppy that would sit with her during the day when everyone was at work or school. We got a puppy and he never really left her side. He even ran into the room and sat next to her on the bed the day she passed away.
Fast forward 2 years. I'm 16 and hanging out at home with my best friend on New Year's Eve. No one else was home. Suddenly the dog freaks out. Barking, running around, just being a pain in general. We kept the doors shut to keep him from getting into anything and he went and was scratching at the door to my mom's old room. I wouldn't open the door for him and finally he gave up, and ran as fast he could to the backyard. Now he's never really been adventurous and really only likes to hang out in certain areas of the backyard. But that night he went as far as he could go and basically squished his body as close up to the fence as he could and just laid there staring at the house. I just kind of shrugged and went back inside. He didn't move until the next morning. I went out to check on him a couple of times and he never fell asleep or took his eyes off the house. And this is a dog that I've always sworn has ADD. He can't sit still.
A few days later I realize that since I wouldn't let him into my mom's old room. So he did the only thing he could. Our yard sort of wraps around our house and my mom's room was in the back of the house. That spot against the fence was the closest he could get to being near my mom's bed without being in her room. My theory? Mom was passing through and all he wanted was to be near her. Not really a glitch in the matrix but made me think twice.
this_is_difficult ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I recall one time I was sitting on my couch reading a book, when all of the sudden I thought to myself, "hey, you should go check your e-mail." Then I thought, "Nah, you just shut the computer off an hour ago, not with the trouble." Literally as soon as I finished thinking that last thought, my computer which was right behind me about 10 feet fired right up. I was alone in the house.
Magikpoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was at work and i had to go to the loo, to take or leave a two. It was serious the train was exiting the tunnel. Needless to say i was quite releaved that i was alone and on one was around to disturbe my concentration. After 10 minutes, i felt quite releaved and looked back, and to my supprise nothing was there, no yellow no brown just clear water. Perplexed i ran though the last 10 minutes, reteval of last years newsweek, the concentration, the stomach contraction and the pinch. i felt everything exiting as normal, yet the conumdrum remained. Have i just made my first "ghost poo"? Nothing was in the bowl. Where is the elusive fecal participant? I pretended as if nothing just happened i washed my hand using a liberal amount of soup and hot water, dryed and sat down. Now thinking back no smell eather. What the....
gozarthegozarian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:22:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have had a few ghost shits too. Weird I know.
Magikpoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:42 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know it just so happened again today, but this time in reverse went into stall, just to kill some time. Read the old newsweek again and felt nothing then, BAM!! I look back and there it was stearing at me. I felt nothing, it just showed up. Needless to say i got the hell out of there, fast.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a pretty similar one, although perhaps more explainable. It's still weird enough that I think about it sometimes.
So my wife and I were at Walmart to pick up ice cream. There are like three long rows of frozen stuff in this Walmart. We grab the ice cream from the ice cream freezer and start to leave, but decide we want to go look at the movies or something. I just put the ice cream in a totally different part of the freezer section (like 2 rows down with the vegetables), planning to just pick it back up on the way out. We do our thing and head back to get the ice cream again from the random freezer. Lo and behold, right next to our ice cream is another contain of the same exact brand, flavor, etc.
I assume it must have just been some kind of weird joke, but there was no one around to appreciate it or anything. It was pretty late/empty.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a few weird ones but I assume this will be buried, anyway:
A few years ago my grandfather was about to die and there was some sort of event in his honor so my grandmother and dad went in his place and I stayed home to look after him. Due to his declining health and all the drugs he was on, he was often pretty out of it. Prior to my dad and grandmother leaving we all spoke with (really more like at) him. When they left I was left to my own devices with the instructions to check on him every now and then.
My grandmother has the absolute shittiest reading material at her house so after awhile I was pretty bored and started to day dream. In my I,agitation I relived the conversation that we'd had earlier with my grandfather but instead of him being damn near unconscious he started to get really pissy with my dad for some reason. A short time later my grandfather started talking to himself in his room. Quietly and slowly at first but eventually he began to get agitated and I realized he was hallucinating the exact scenario I had just imagined in my head. Now that I think about it, this was the first time I've ever told anyone about this.
I had plans to type another story but fuck writing on a touch screen.
Narcolepsy83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid I had all of the cool alien and predator toys. I had them setup around my room in different locations. I had one sitting on a dart board that was on the wall. It was at least six feet away from me. I'm sitting on my bed and looking down when I feel something land next to me. It was the predator toy that was on the dart board! There is no way it could have fallen and land on my bed. It creeped me the fuck out. I think it wasn't so much as a glitch but something to do with the house we lived in. We had lots of strange occurrences there.
1LT_Obvious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I went to AIT for the Army at Fort Gordon, Georgia, and on the weekends after we were allowed to, me and my buddies would go stay in Augusta over the weekend at the Mariot and get totally fitshaced. Well this one weekend we are on night number two of a four day weeked, me and my buddy make our first drink of the night, jagerbombs in the wine glasses that are in the hotel room. We are sitting in the TV area of the room, me on the could, him on a chair at a 90 degree angle to the could, and there is a table in the corner between couch and chair. On the table we put two upside down wine glasses and we were sitting watching tv and drinking our jagerbombs when we hear a noise. We both look at the table and one of the glasses slowly slides from one side of the table to the other (the noise was the glass beginning to slide) We freak out and I immediately start trying to re-create it. There was no liquid on the table or the rim of the glass, the table was perfectly level, could not figure out how it could have happened. We decided we were going to meet some other friends down at the pool, so I decide to leave two glasses upside down on the table and tell my friend to remember exactly where they are. We come back hours later, one of the glasses is on the opposite side of the table.
1LT_Obvious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Then later that weekend I met Mike Epps as he was also staying at the Mariot, he asked our group that, if we were to be in the warzone and a kid came up in a turban and started dancing the solja boy superman dance (complete with him dancing it), would we shoot him? I told him maybe if he did the Dougie. Not a glitch, pretty funny story though
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I see the number 117 amazingly often.
Soviet69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT THIS. The number 4 haunts me and a couple of my friends. Now that you read this you are cursed, I shit you not. When you are least expecting it it will come out of no where and just be there. The time, the temperature, room #, everything. Shit sucks.
CommunistPlatypi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:27:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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CommunistPlatypi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This said 17 as opposed to 117 a few seconds ago...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had 2 second lag one day. Not even kidding.
miami_highlife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
God, I hate being late to the party.
I was in high school and I get home, throw the backpack on the couch and walk into the kitchen to wash my hands. As I'm looking out the window, I hear a woman scream, a car horn go off (one of those old, jokey jalopy horns. the BEEP BEEP ones) and immediately after the horn, it beings pouring rain. Still makes me wonder...
pumper911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Another one (can't believe I forgot about this).
For a few months when I was 14, there was a man who I saw everywhere. Normally you can chalk this up to him being someone from my town who I remember for whatever reason and happen to run into, but this was different.
I first saw him at the supermarket, which isn't usual, but for some reason the man stuck out in my mind even though he was a fairly normal looking guy. That same guy, I saw working backstage at a music production theater. A week later, he was at the supermarket. At the time, I thought it was all just a weird coincidence, but then a month later he was my substitute teacher (the same guy who just a couple of months ago or so was working backstage at the theater).
I saw him three more times in 2 months which convinced something unusual happened. The first was at my gym, swimming in the pool. The second, he was working behind a card store. The last time I saw him, he was walking down the street on a main road by my house (where I was walking). He smiled at me as he walked and I never saw him again.
The random sightings at the grocery store, etc. wasn't what was freaky, but the fact that he was working at those three different places and because of how much I saw this guy..fucking still creeps me out to this day.
24AnAlyze42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If I think about something for long enough, like a place or image, or event, I can convince myself that I had experienced it, or that i recognized it before. I hate 1984 now :(.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure this goes for alot of people, but that instance where you are thinking of someone, and then they either immediately call or text you directly after. Happen to me tonight actually!
taylorm6707 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks of devajue as a glitch in the matrix.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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mr_nuggets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That happens to me all the time. Freaky.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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mr_nuggets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, hubby is too "every day" for this to happen with, it's got to be someone you don't see or talk too all the time.
The weirdest one I ever had was driving down the street (I never drive, I live in NYC and this was a rental car after a weekend out of town) and I hear a commercial on the radio for Scandinavian fish oil. This made me think of a former co-worker who the gf and I used to call the Scandinavian girl as she was originally from Denmark. I hadn't seen her in months and months, since she had left the job. Two blocks later, there she is on the sidewalk getting ready to cross the street. Thankfully it was a red light so I got to stop and chat with her and freak out for a second. Once again, keep in mind this is NYC, 20 million people or something like that. So crazy weird.
victim-of-a-down ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream, when I was younger, that I was jumping across tall buildings with ease. I fell off of one and the long journey to my death below was terrifying. I'm too young to die! Then right when I'm about to hit the ground, I wake up from it and I'm on the floor beside the bed, sweating. But I went to sleep on the top bunk and it had a safety rail. I had this same dream I was falling again soon after. I remember falling but being less hysteric. Woke up in the same spot right before impact too. This happened one final night when I had this dream, and as I fell supposedly to my death I was calm. Woke up in the same spot. Never had that dream again so conquered it I guess.
Awesomator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once every couple months I have deja vu but feel like what was happening had happened already in a dream rather then in real life. One time when this happened my friend said something that I was sure I had heard before in a dream. I interrupted him and said, "are you gong to say______." He just gave me a look of disbelief. We are still amazed by it to this day.
kevmalek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in pre-school. In the afternoons we used to go outside to play, then go back inside to wash our hands and continue the day back indoors. For a while, I distinctively remember that the faucet when we'd go out was not the same faucet I'd see when I'd come back in. A different model. I don't remember specifics, all I could say was that it had changed.
I asked my mom if she had noticed it (parents come with kids to preschool in the US), but she smiled and nodded politely as if I were imagining it.
a_scanner_darkly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
To quote the great man himself, ''Reality is what is left behind when you stop believing in it.''
Crystalskull1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
After getting off the bus one morning my now ex girlfriend came running to me balling her eyes out over how she had a dream that i had taken a sip out of someone's drink and ended up going to the hospital and dying. I thought nothing of it and told her that I'm fine and nothing bad is going to happen. She goes to put her stuff in her locker and I head over to the cafeteria to hang out with some of my friends. One of my friends began to talk about how great this protein shake she had tasted so I asked if I could try it. I took a sip and right away knew i only had about thirty minutes left to live if i didn't get to a hospital. Their were peanuts in the drink. I have a fatal peanut allergy. I ran to the nurses and told them to call an ambulance and i was sent right away to the hospital. My ex went to the cafeteria to come and find me but as soon as she got their my friends told her what happened and she flipped the fuck out supposedly. Was probably the craziest thing that has happened in my life.
bjork24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Right before the Large Hadron Collider went live, when it kept breaking mysteriously, there were all sorts of stories about the potential of finding the Higgs Boson, and how the boson didn't want to be found, so it kept breaking the LHC. Well, I was reading one of the articles and in the comments someone proposed that the Higgs Boson, to prove it existed, could predict what card you would draw from a random pack (crazy, I know). Well, I just so happened to have some cards sitting in my drawer, so I pulled them out, shuffled them a few times, thought of the four of spades, and pulled off the top card... IT WAS THE FUCKING FOUR OF SPADES!
I was impressed, but also understood how it could be just one of those amazing coincidences. Even still, I decided to walk upstairs and tell my wife. She didn't believe me, so I went and got the cards, had her shuffle them a few times, then told her to call out any card. She says, "seven of hearts"... I draw off the top card, and, I shit you not, it's THE MOTHERFUCKING SEVEN OF GOD DAMN HEARTS!
This sounds completely unbelievable, and I have a hard time rationalizing it as I think back on what happened, but it DID HAPPEN. End of story.
TL;DR - The Higgs Boson can playing cards at random
FreyWill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 24 I did LSD for the first time. Then I saw the matrix was real.
Houndkazak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was returning home from a trip once with my sister and we weren't seated together. She was sitting at the back of the plane, I was as close to the front as you can get without being in first class. The flight goes by, no problems at all. I remember the plane landing on the runway and that's it. The next moment I'm sitting on an empty plane and my sister is coming back ON to come and get me. Apparently I just sat there while everyone else deplaned? I don't know. I wasn't asleep, I wasn't daydreaming. One moment the wheels touched concrete and the next my very exasperated sister is pulling me out of my seat asking why I'd sat there for so long and ignored the flight attendants asking me to leave. I never could explain that one. It hasn't happened again, though.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't reality-bending at all, but is Matrix-y. One time in high school in a class this jackass guy that liked to fuck with people started jabbing quickly/lightly toward my torso. I had one hand on my backpack strap, but with the other I blocked every single punch he threw. He got a furious look on his face and started to punch a little harder with both hands. I continued to block each punch with one hand, and finally started to use my other hand until he stopped. On the other side of the room someone said "Whoa that was some Matrix shit!"
I was a red belt in Taekwondo at this point which probably had something to do with it, but I've noticed over the years just how fast my reflexes are when I relax my brain and just let my muscle memory take over.
Middle_Aged ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was a purple belt in WaDo Kai in high school and had a very similar experience to this minus the backpack. That dude was pissed!
AC7766 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this was a friends experience, so i can't confirm legitimacy/bullshitiness of the story but its freaky either way. my friend and his brother were at home alone because their parents were away, not sure why. so they're the only two in the house when they leave the house to go hang at the mall with some friends, the door to the basement is close to the door to the garage so on their way out the computer that was supposedly off in the basements says the classic AOL mail "goodbye!" as they walk out the door to the car. they gtfo of there and to the car. it doesn't end there though, on their way to the mall they have to drive by the city graveyard, as they did they saw a woman in a long white dress "floating" in the air by the side of the rod near some graves. nothing else happened that night or ever again to him like that as far as i know, but thats it's freaky as fuck.
Repard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can predict when I'm going to see people I know. It's not everyone, but there are two or three people I know who I will feel like I'm about to run into. Then a couple of minutes later I will (pass them in my car, see them in a restaurant or store, etc.). It usually happens once or twice every six months, but this week I did it twice in three days. The feeling is also 100% accurate. Creeps me out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A horrible glitch.
I was having a physically pleasant dream that I was having sex with several men at the same time.
Then my MOM called all disturbed because she'd had a horrifying dream that I was involved in something very depraved that she just couldn't talk about.
Ugh. I did not care for the coincidence.
joshmc333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A perfectly healthy, very large, ~20 year old maple tree in my yard was entirely uprooted and found laying on its side in the morning. I mean roots and all truly yanked from the ground and laid over. It was a calm, clear night; calm enough that the clothes on the clothes line were left untouched. The plastic lawn furniture around a fire pit literally yards from this tree wasn't overturned. Even after being uprooted, the tree's leaves remained green for weeks until we finally chopped it up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not really sure if this counts or not but I'll share anyways.
When I was in middle school everyone in our grade had the opportunity to go on what was pretty much a really long field trip across the state for a few days. My family has always been pretty broke so I didn't have the money to go on the trip, but it wasn't that much of a big deal to me anyways. Anyways, a week or so after the trip a girl in my class had a little photo album of all the things they had taken pictures of. One of my friends told me to come over there and they were laughing. In the album there were a couple pictures of me on the bus asleep with a little bit of drool going down my face. I would have laughed had I actually been on that trip. There was no mistaking it was me though, at the time I had kind of an afro because my hair is curly, plus I have red hair, and my school was kind of small, I was the only kid in our grade that had red hair.
TL;DR - Evil clone takes over a kingdom while I'm on Jupiter.
pestdantic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So I'm driving myself and a friend down the road when I see a car driving towards the concrete shoulder of an on ramp to the highway. I was preoccupied so I didn't watch this car but when I looked back at it it was pulling one of it's back wheels off the concrete railing on the side of the on ramp. There is no way that car could drive over that railing. My friend and I have talked about it a couple times. We both had similar experiences and immediately thought something like "WTF AM I HIGH?! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!"
MrShickadance9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know I'm a little late to the game on this, but the morning my grandma died (a few months ago), I was having a dream about her when my parents called to tell me. She got sick overnight, so I wasn't thinking about it when I went to bed or anything.
Ind2spd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in high school at the time and just watching TV with my mom. My dad was still at work closing up the restaurant and my older brother was in college at the time about 40mins away from us. It was in the evening around 8-9pm when I heard my brother's voice call out "Mmmmoommm" from down the hallway. I thought I was hearing things but my I looked at my mom right when this happened and she stared at me with a very concerned look on her face. She started to freak out and said, "Your brother is not home but why did I hear him call for me!?" We knew it was not from the tv because it came from down the hallway of the bedrooms to the living room. My eyes grew wide and became very intrigued, so I went around the house to see if my brother was actually home. Of course I didn't find anybody else at home so I called my brother on his cell phone. He picks up but I find out he's extremely sick and just bed ridden. I asked him if he's back at his apartment near his college and he replies of course he is. I told him what mom and I heard and he was puzzled too. I gave the phone to my mom to talk to my brother and then he hung up. My mom just stared at me and immediately called my dad to come home ASAP. Freaky weird night.
gravel1510 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one I remember clear as day:
I was reading a novel for English class at home. I was sorta skimming through, and I suddenly realized that I was reading the same words over again. Every two or three pages would be a repeat of the original couple of pages - sorta like Groundhog Day for books. I checked page numbers and they were repeating too. I wasn't making any progress, and the one side of the book didn't seem to get thicker. When I went to show my mom, they all disappeared.
cmsimike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in America at the time and my friend was visiting her family in France. One night I had a dream that I was in France driving in the back of this car. The driver, some balding guy, suddenly fell asleep at the wheel and ran the car off the road hitting a tree. Everyone except the driver survived.
I woke up and a few hours later I got a phone call from my friend. She told me how her uncle was driving his family on the freeway and crashed into a tree. He was the only one who died. Yes, he was balding too. Turns out something medically happened to him and he was dead before hitting the tree.
solidox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Last year I was in Philippines, on the Palawan island, riding around on a rented motorbike. Had a pretty bad accident (doing tricks on a pretty bad road), was hospitalized for a few weeks for a broken skull, but all better now.
The freaky bit is that after I finally came home (europe), my sister told me how the very day I had the accident, a neighbor of ours from when we were about 10yo, call her and asked if I was ok, because she had a bad dream about me.
I never had any kind of close relationship with the neighbor, hadn't talked to her in about 7-8 years at the time. Still can't imagine the odds of this being a random occurrence.
Blackgeesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is a stoner story, but here it goes.
Me and my friends were looking for a place to hotbox my car. We went to a random neighborhood, thinking it would be chill to smoke there. So we are driving along, and are looking for a spot. I park the car at the next parking space I see. We pull in. And look ahead. There was some kind of electrical/cable box, that said 'hotbox' on it, right in front of the car. I can't explain this coincidence.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In grade school i had a dream where they gave us these plastic money change holders (the type that are oval shaped and they open when you squeeze the top and bottom.) . The next day in class they handed money purses out ( the exact thing i had had a dream about).
I've had a lot of things like this happen to me actually.
justletmeusethisname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Watched a movie about zombies on a plane. Only recalled it a few days after. And still have no idea when, or where, or who I watched it with. Googled it, there is a movie with the same plot. But no clue how I even saw it. Asked everyone I'd hung out with in that past week.
Not a shocking story.
freicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My grandfather (of sorts...too long to explain..anyway, we were very close) never wanted me to get into flying (I am a pilot now, btw...). But I always wanted to...
The day before I left home to go join a flight-school, I had a dream where he was at my bedroom door watching me sleep... he had a very knowing and benevolent smile... I woke up (in my dream) and just asked him "You know, right?" And he nodded, smiled and wished me the best of luck... and I went back to sleep... Woke up the next morning, happy that he approves and went off to flight-school... Thing that makes all this weird is that he died about 5 years before the dream...
Avalon1347 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time WAAAAAY back in the day a friend was sleeping over at my house. She had met a guy and was anxiously waiting for him to get on instant messenger so she could talk to him. he had told her he would be online at 8 in the morning, but that had come and gone. In the meantime, we were derping around with a Ouija board. She, of course, asked when he would wake up and get online. The board told us he would wake up at 10:26 and get online at 10:58. Once 10:26 hit, we proceeded to keep asking "what is he doing right now?" right up until 10:58.
In the defense of reality, he did not get online at the REAL 10:58, but he did according to my bedroom clock that was 2 minutes slow.
The board was right about every single goddamn thing he did that morning. We knew what he ate for breakfast and when he was taking a piss.
We should have been asking the solution to world peace.
itisnear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Woke up one day. Had two left shoes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i once had a dream that involved flaming letters over a ruined city spelling braid. when i woke up that day i was checking the xbla and saw Braid, the weird part is that it was released that day. I had seen the title screen in a dream before i knew the game existed. needless to say i bought it and loved it.
Edit: damn typos
Awesomator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once I was playing trouble in terrorist town, a little game in Garyy's Mod. I was at a point and about to die from a bomb going off. I did not have enough time to run away and did not have a bomb defusing kit. I ran over to the bomb and typed in a random pass code. On one try I guessed a random code. I have never heard someone flip shit more on a video game voice chat then right then.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back in 2006, when the phone to have was the Motorola Razr, both my roommate and I had one a piece. He was into downloading all kinds of new ringtones etc, but I was not. He finally settled on one and I heard it for months
Then, one morning, I hear his ringtone go off, but he's nowhere to be found. He had moved out the previous week because of vacation and I had stayed.
Turns out the ringtone was coming from my phone. I answered it and it was my mom and dad calling for something mundane. After the call I scoured my phone to see if maybe he had downloaded it to my phone as well, but I absolutely could not find it after playing each and every one.
I called him to find out if he had done something and he said he had never touched it.
To this day I have no idea how my phone was able to play a song that it did not have saved to it.
themanwhowas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to work at a local ice cream shop, one of the cool ones where we do tricks with ice cream (throwing, juggling, passing, etc.). I couldn't do anything more than a simple under-the-leg or behind-the-back, so I flirted for tips instead.
One day, a cute filipina chick comes in, we make eye contact, chat a bit, laugh at a lame joke I made, and I give her a free ice cream for making my afternoon a little livelier. An hour later, she comes back inside, makes eye contact, chat a bit, but this time she has a lip ring and an eyebrow ring. Not new, either - they'd clearly been there a while. Again, we flirt a bit, I give her a free ice cream, and I finally give in and ask what's the deal with the double visit, and the new piercings. She looks at me confused, then suddenly understands.
I was visited by twins, who didn't live together, yet who looked and sounded almost identical (bar the piercings), and had without coordinating worn very similar outfits and visited the same ice cream shop within an hour of each other.
The best part? Their parents named them Jan and Jen.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Edit: Now that I got myself thinking again, there was something definitely strange about that forest. This one time, I was standing in the middle of the forest at night, and I found this wolf/coyote staring at me 40 feet away. I stared back at it, and we kept staring at each other for around 5 minutes before I just turned around and walked away. It was like being in a dream, as in I felt as if I was running along a scripted scenario, without free will.
noxing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I will tell you about something secretive.
1010.
It is a number that will haunt you forever. It will pop up at the most unsuspecting moments and get you. I will give some examples of 1010s over the past while.
A- My friends K and T were riding with me to go get baked, and we parked in this lot. I did a lap around the lot and parked in a spot. At that moment K looked into the side view mirror and boom, there was 10:10 reflected off of a giant one of these signs on the top edge of the schools gymnasium. As soon as we all saw 1010, it disappeared and by the time the image on the sign came back around to the time, it was 10:14
B- Here we are, Saturday night tripping on mushrooms. We walk our weirded out asses back from the bars because it was halloween and the weather was incredible. We made our way through parks and across streets and through alleyways for about 45 minutes when we started sketching out. There was a huge truck and people shouting at us and threatening us. We decided to cut down an obscure road that rarely gets used at this time of night and as we were walking I looked to my left and saw a house that said 1010. I freaked out a bit but I looked closer and it said 1016. That was a relief, and so I carried on my way. A few moments later, my friend D gets a text from T saying that he was ruthlessly 1010'd. I cant remember exactly how he got hit, but I remember it was devastating. I fell to the ground and let my face rest on the grass of somebody's lawn. I was trying to wrap my head around the gravity of this 1010 that got T so bad, and I lifted my head and saw a house thats number was 1010. Boom, there it was in bright white granite, contrasting perfectly with the dark siding of the house, as if it was trying to impress me. I fell back to the ground. 1010 had got a double whammy on us at separate locations at the same time.
3- Friday night, I was DDing for my friends who were drinking. We ended up back at T's house and started mixing up more drinks. D jumps on his computer and checks his facebook quickly. I do the same after. We drink and converse a little more when D goes back to the computer. He notices two icons on T's desktop, They looked like some bullshit application that something requires you to install, but the names were 1010appfrts... and 1010APPXfrets... D freaked out a bit, and asked T if he knew they were on there. He hadn't. He has had the same background and same arrangement of the exact same desktop icons for nearly 6 years and this night was the first time they were noticed. There was 6 of us to witness the tragedy of That Friday in December.
These are just some of the more significantly intense. There have been many 1010's sometimes you get 3 in a day and sometimes you don't see one for weeks.
Heed my warnings people. 1010 is extremely high risk and has not been linked to any supernatural or completely natural event. Any volunteers willing to seek out 1010 and discover it's meaning are more than welcomed into the hunt for the truth of 1010.
robeph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
All numbers are like this, if you assume them to be.
noxing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That is a lie and 1010 knows it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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noxing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You seem like you're in a bad mood today, all of your posts this morning are negative and cynical. No one needs that stuff.
robeph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone needs it.
noxing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
1010
Neberkenezzr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was tripping my face off with some friends, and near the end of the trip we're all getting hungry and decide to visit the local pathmark. I'm checking out in the self check out so that i wont have to deal with people. But all of the buttons are still kinda gibberish, I end up entering the exact sequence of buttons and numbers unlocking the employee/maintenance interface, now this is some pretty crazy shit for someone with a headful of acid. the attendant comes over and is very confused how i got into the interface as even she doesn't know the code, i pay for my drink and get out of there kind of freaking out. TLDR: tripping balls i gained an all access pass to a self check out machine.
dajar1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Two years ago for Christmas my little brother got this scooter where the break is made of some sort of flint-like material that creates sparks when you push down on it. I decided to try it out and my mom had the camera. I was riding it just like a normal scooter and hit the sparks and everything seemed normal. However when I looked at the picture my mom took (I wish I still had it) the sparks showed up in front of the scooter as if they had traveled through time faster than I had and popped in the picture where they would have been a couple seconds later.
TyrannicMeteor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 7 or 8 I remember walking outside of my friends shed (we were playing with stuff) to take a piss. I looked up and all of a sudden the sky seemed to move by very quickly like the rotation of the earth had sped up immensely. I had to have stood outside for about 15 minutes looking at the stars fly by.
sallywicked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My coworker and I had to take these two eldery patients, a husband and wife to the main enterance to the hopsital because they couldn't walk themselves all the way there. Coworker got there first. As soon as I walk up and introduce myself my coworker says "I'll buy you a pizza if you can guess how long these two have been married." All the sudden the number 64 flashes in my mind and real casual like I say "64 years." Husband and wife jaw drops in unicen and I win my mother fucking pizza.
walesmd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At least 2-3 times a month I'll see a preview for a movie in the theaters or on TV, yet it's a movie I've already seen. I can describe the entire plot, tell you everything that is going on and swear up and down the movie came out 2-3 years ago - yet none of my friends have ever heard of the movie, nor does the Internet give any indication the movie is a re-release.
Not sure if I'm dreaming these things, watching previews on YouTube when hammered drunk and then seeing the preview later when sober. It's odd.
BlazinTed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
porbably bc the only movies that come out now are re done but in HD or 3D
Dr_Platypusman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was very young, I had a borrowed copy of King's Quest on my 386 computer. I didn't have the instructions, and back in those days the game would ask you to look for a particular word in the manual before letting you play it. The game would always ask you for a different word each time it loaded, so the answer was different all the time. I knew that once every 100 times or so the correct answer was 'crown', but that was rare, and it almost never worked.
One day, I was deeply frustrated trying to get the game to work. I asked: "Mom, think up a word for me". She says 'baby'. It worked.
What are the chances of that?
robeph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The chances? 100%, obviously.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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BlazinTed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:31:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
there is flaps on wings of planes, used as stabilizers for descent
seraph77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
too funny. I had the exact same experience. I was sleeping on a flight and woke just as we landed; I looked out and saw the spoiler up and, like you said, could see all the mechanics underneath. I freaked out and kept asking the people around me if it was like that for the whole flight. By the time I got everyone's attention, it was back down and I looked all kinds of insane. For reference:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoiler_%28aeronautics%29
debki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 16, I took the train to go see my two best friends. This was a normal occurrence, and after getting off the train I would walk a few blocks to get to my best friend's house. As I am walking across the parking lot, I see my best friend Nate walking towards me, looking at the ground and laughing to himself about something. I call out his name and walk around a car to get to him. In the second I lost sight of him while walking around the car, he disappeared. I didn't understand where he had gone so I called my other best friend Lisa and asked where Nate was. He had been sitting next to her the entire time.
And that is just one of my many unexplained stories that stills fucks with my mind.
harassment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure, this explains this whole thread. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misinformation_effect
scrottie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:27:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Shh. We're not looking for explanations. We're looking for stories.
tobintobin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is relevant. It's also 15 minutes of the most incredible radio show ever: http://www.radiolab.org/2009/jun/15/a-very-lucky-wind/
TL:DL(listen): English girl writes a message, hides it in a balloon, and a girl with her exact same name/ age/ miles away finds it.
ScorpionWoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back in August I was still living in Santa Cruz and had a boyfriend, at whose house I often slept. One night I had a strange dream and found myself yelling, "The blood is on the inside!!"
BF asked wtf I'm talking about, and I told him, "The blood is on the inside of the cage, but she keeps wiping the outside! Stupid!"
So he asked who "she" was, and I realized I didn't know, apologized, and went back to sleep.
Jump to last week, when I was working in a leukemia lab in LA, bleeding some mice in order to determine drug efficacy. My friend decides to clean the cage before the postdoc gets there, and she was wiping the outside of the cage! I tried to tell her, and she wasn't listening, so I started yelling, "THE BLOOD IS ON THE INSIDE OF THE CA-" and stopped dead because I remembered saying it to my ex five months ago.
Edit: Spelling.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in grade school, I had a very strong feeling that my best friend's brother was going to die when he was 18, in a car accident, unrelated to drugs or alcohol. I told my best friend this, much to my mother's chagrin.
Fast forward about 10 years, I'm getting ready for school in the morning and hear on the radio that he had died; after trying to wind up the passenger side window while driving, he drove off the road right into a tree and was thrown from the car.
NattyBroh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
To this day I still remember one afternoon in 8th grade English class. For whatever reason a sequence of events was immediately triggered in my mind when the teacher asked a specific question (I don't remember what it was). I got a severe feeling of deja vu - so much so that I decided to discretely point to each kid that she called on next before it actually happened. Four kids answered before the feeling went away and I remember sitting there, stunned. However, I was even more stunned when I realized that I had not been as discrete as I thought and saw the girl sitting next to me staring at me in disbelief after witnessing the whole thing.
cusplord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You probably grabbed an extra egg because you knew you were about to eat one and wanted to leave a full rack.
1LT_Obvious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Third and last one I'll type.
This all happened when I was about 18. I had recently started dating this girl, and we were talking on webcam at like 11pm. Behind me to the left was the entrance to the living room, where my sister had fallen asleep watching tv, directly across from that entrance was stairs to the 2nd floor where all the bedrooms are. I'm talking to her on webcam and I have the window up where I can see my own webcam and obviously I can see what is behind me. As I'm talking, I suddenly see what appears to be my sister dart from the living room up the stairs, but I didn't hear anything and the tv is still on and lights on. Without saying anything to my gf, I get up and look into the living room and there is my sister, still passed out on the couch. Sitting back at the computer completely confused, I ask my gf if she saw anything behind me and she goes "Yea, your sister ran up the stairs" Little while later I'm asleep in my bedroom (I also add my bedroom is the 3rd floor attic, it was a sweet bedroom, huge and all carpeted and away from everyone else). I wake up in the middle of the night at there is clearly something against me. I can feel the warmth and the touch against me, and I can see the shape of the blanket of someone laying against me, as I muster up the courage to say something, the lump against me in the blanket deflates. Freaked me right the f**k out. Final part to the story, a few days later my family and I are going out somewhere. I am sitting in the front seat of my moms SUV, my mom in the drivers seat, and we are waiting on my sister. She comes out of the house, opens the car door, and gets the strangest look of confusion when she sees me. She says "How long have you been out here?" and I tell her I've been waiting for her a little while now. She says "Well before I came downstairs and outside, I yelled up into your room, Hey we're leaving cmon!, and "you" yelled back, OK I'll be down in a sec!" Would really love to know who or what was yelling down from my room.
karatechops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
People always write this off when I tell them, and I'm pretty much at the point where I do to. It happens way less frequently than when I was younger. Maybe twice a year now, when I was in grade school it happened monthly.
I have dreams, of totally normal occurrences, I'll be standing on one side of the room like drying a cup and a specific person in my life will be do something else totally mundane; we'll be chatting about an odd subject. They usually only last about 30 seconds, sure enough it only takes about 3-6 months for it to actually happen. The WTF shit is in the details, shit that I wouldn't be able to foresee. I've gotten to the point where I don't even say anything when it happens, when it was still new to me I would freak out and everyone would think I was crazy.
tldr: dream deja vu.
rmblinman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriend and I were talking about xmas presents and she said she got mine so in my mind I said "Ill get her a field guide book for mushrooms in the wild"
She says your presents over there, you can open it now. What do you think it is? I pick it up feel its a book and say: A mushroom field guide. Which is exactly what it was. The next day my girlfriends roomate gave her her present... the exact same mushroom field guide she had gotten me, and I was going to get her before this all unfolded.
jkakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is actually my old english teacher's. One day he and his friends were going camping or something and were on a bus. Well, my teacher falls asleep for a little bit. When he wakes up, there is a can of coke floating in the air! Well, he reaches out and grabs it, and when he fully comes to his buddies are freaking out. He asks them what's wrong and one of them says that he just dropped his can of coke and my teacher just caught it in midair!
dildario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
middle school english course, first week of class: not entirely sure why it came up, but the teacher asked if anybody knew how many words were in the gettysburg address. i immediately blurted out 272 (i do this sort of thing a lot, as a habit), and she just kind of stared at me. why people think anybody actually memorizes facts like this, i will never know
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was young, I used to live in Japan. One night, I squeezed some toothpaste onto a toothbrush but had to do something elsewhere. When I came back, it was gone from the bristles. I squeezed some more on and forgot about it.
Next day, I was walking in the kitchen when I noticed a dollop of toothpaste on the chopping board.
ThisOneWasntTaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was four I was reading a peter rabbit book. I glanced at the television for a second and there was the page i was just looking at on the screen. One of my most vivid memories as a child.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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scrottie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:15:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
They're like that. When they're on their way out, which goes on for an extended period of time, they just go on and off. They get hot, the resistance goes high, the ballast can't overcome the resistance, electrons drain out, it flops off, cools down, resistance goes low, ballast forces current through again... for some reason, it is when you're walking by that they do this. I'm not sure if the coming back on is less noticible.
sortofrelentless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My grandfather died before I was born, and when I was a little girl I used to swear to my mom that I had met him. I assume now that it was a dream, but I distinctly remember his face, smile, him talking to me, etc. in my grandmother's apartment.
A few years later my grandmother was showing my mom a large class picture of a bunch of school boys. She asked if my mother could guess which one my grandfather was. Before my mom could answer, I picked out a boy and pointed at him, saying, "that's grandpa!" It was.
nicknation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was around 8 years old watching Slim Time on Nickelodeon. My grand parents were spending the weekend at our house and for some reason my mattress was on the floor. My step father told me to go to sleep (8PM), so I got up, went to the bed room and collapsed on to my knees at the end of the mattress that was on the floor. I crawled to the pillow and laid my head down and closed my eyes. Literally 2 seconds later I forgot to brush my teeth. With my eyes closed I sit up on to my knees (I was belly down) and opened my eyes and realized it was broad day light and it was 8AM. I was completely dumbfounded. The sheets weren't messed up and I didn't have morning breath. I can not account for 12 hours of my life that I lost in 2 seconds.
WallRunner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger (around 4 or 5), I was brushing my teeth and spat out what looked like copper springs about a quarter of an inch long. This happened at least 4 times I can remember, each time I'd go to my parents, they'd come in and there would be nothing there.
I_live_in_a_trashcan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Only possible answer
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was young I was in the back seat of the family car on the highway. I was glancing out the window, staring at nothing really and sort of spacing out. Suddenly, the thought "A red Ferrari is going to drive past us" pops in my head.
10 seconds later, yeah. Red Ferrari.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once I plugged in a USB cable on the first trye.
jujeijin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid living in Louisville KY with my parents, my father would often have to work out of town and it was just my mother, sister, and myself in the house.
We would often hear strange sounds, etc... and couldn't figure out what was going on. One particular night our two dogs in the garage were going crazy and we went to check on them.
The two dogs each had their own chain in the garage where they were set up at night to sleep. When we went to check on them, one dog was chained to both chains and could barely move and other was roaming freely around the garage.
I can't explain it after having thought about the situation for years other than someone snuck in and did this and then left locking the garage door so that no one would know what happened.
Intergageqxc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not really sure if this is what you mean but I was dating a girl back in the beginning of high school. Quite, shy nerdy girl that loved gaming. (Big CS player).. Shit happened and we broke it off after a year or so (can't really remember) she was my first and everything. For the next 3 - 4 years I didn't even think about her and the only time she would come into my thoughts was if someone asked me about my first time, oh when I told a story about her breaking her arm because I was better at CS then her... hehe. Anyway, 4 odd years pass and I break up with a girl I really liked and was really down. A couple of days after I had a dream that I was in some bar and met she happened to be there and she was smoking hot (Never used to be) and we got it on.. 2 weeks later I went for a holiday to Fiji with the family and I was still really down about the breakup so I went to the bar by myself one night in hopes to meet some new people (Not really a hook up, just nice people) started talking to this chick, gothy looking chick but really upbeat and not very dark in personality but very dark and evil looking chick.. Her eyes where all weird as well, they had 3 different colors in them (Not contacts) and we both got a little drunk as she was on holiday with her family as well.. Anyway, ended up screwing on the beach and she said I was VERY familiar and I had thought I knew her but couldn't pick where so we started guessing... Quickly found out that we went to the same school. The next day I spotted her again and we went off and went for a swim and just hung out and kept talking about where we know each other from.. Couldn't put our figures on it.. I told her I just broke up with my girlfriend and I had a weird dream that was stuck in my head and described it to her. She picked up that the bar in my dream was the same bar we were at the night before and after that we both freaked the fuck out because we both realized we had dated back in high school. Was quite freaky (Mostly felt dumb for not connecting the dots) but yeah in my defense she was COMPLETELY different and so was I.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
A friend and I were out in an abandoned shooting range a few years back, up on a ~50ft high wooden shooting tower smoking weed and being teenagers. It was about 2am and we had decided to record our stupidity on my phone.
We watched the video on my phone once we got to the car, and about halfway through the video, LOUDER than our voices, is a very creepy and raspy sounding voice saying what sounds like "Weed, nigga?" as my friend was pointing to a pot leaf drawn on the tower he had drawn a few years previous.
I didn't believe what I heard, but my friend was scared. We left and watched it on the computer when we got to my house. The voice was there, and we were still unable to figure out what it was.
EDIT: Also:
Two friends and I are in a bedroom smoking weed. After some arguing about whether or not a BB gun would shoot through safety goggles, and then trying it to find the goggles won, some negotiating occurred. One friend allowed another to shoot the safety goggles while he wore them, in the area between the eyes. Friend aims from about four inches away, and manages to hit the other friend in the forehead with a BB. He starts bleeding a lot, gets up yelling, and tells friend #1 he gets to punch him in the face now.
Immediately after he says that, the one with the gun steps back with a scared/startled expression, but not from what the other one said. He slowly says, "Oh shit dude! Oh shit! Fucking deja vu, I had a dream the exact same shit happened!" He was so freaked out by the deja vu, getting punched in the face and a busted lip didn't faze him at all, he didn't miss a word and continued to try to explain the deja vu.
JAMONLEE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Several years ago I went through a period of odd dreams, similar to ones others have been describing. Almost every night I would "dream" about the next day. Not the whole day but small parts with vivid details. Then when I awoke I would pretty much forget the dream instantly. I would go about my day and as I did certain activities I would realize the dรฉjร vu, as if I had already lived that moment. This would happen easily 20 times a day. However odd this "power" or whatever you want to call it was, it was useless. I couldn't predict the future in any way yet I knew I had already experienced the events throughout my entire day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have one memory that has stuck with me every since it came true.
I was at a basketball camp with 2 good friends , they split us isp into two groups and have us start free throwing at each end. At this time mark ( friend one ) is behind me at the other zach ( friend two) is standing to my right.
We are shooting for a while and missing quite a bit because we were just starting in fourth grade. I am at the love shooting and I hear zach let out a gasp at marc and I am thinking he missed his shot. I turn around and see he had fell and broke both bones in his right hand , and his hand just looked like it was barely attached to his arm.
Dream stops and I am freaking out first dream I had that felt this real yet I knew it was not because I don't even go to a bball camp.
Flash forward two weeks and it is the same thing as dream except the location is not a camp but our home court , everything else happens exactly as I remeber it til the point where I woke up.
Now I didn't write my first dream down , but I am sure it happened before because it scared me to see my dream come true and see my friends broken arm. I never told anyone this story because I don't believe anyone would could believe it. I don't believe but it happened and I still think about it almost 20 years later.
jlevenst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me and a friend were smoking these real nice cigars in some woods near where i live. In the woods there was a pile of clothes, underneath the pile was an Xbox 360 and controller. Took it home and it worked
GoodGodKirk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Not sure if supernatural or glitch in the matrix...
So many moons ago I lived on an island (Puerto Rico). As a kid I was living in this 4 bedroom house on the base with my family and there was one room that we all just felt weirdly about. I used to have all these weird dreams about things that would happen in that particular room. Nothing nasty or mean, just weird...and completely out of place. Then one day I was moved into that room.
One particular night, right after my birthday, I was awoke from my sleep and looked at my brand new watch which stated 1:15am (Yes, I can still remember it to this day...) and then looked out my window. There, to my surprise, was what looked like casper's head. A glowing blob that dimly lit up my room. At this point I look back at my watch and prayed for the thing to go away; then look out the window, and it's still there. Again I look at my watch and prayed the time away when I notice that it's getting darker in my room...I look, and it's gone.
At that point, my brother (a baby at the time), starts screaming from his room 2 doors down from me and has a window on the same side as me. I don't know how I got to sleep after that, but I did.
EDIT: A lot of bad grammar...
Wruxler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once I was sitting in class in 10th grade, taking the PSAT. I had just finished and I stretched backwards over my chair so far that my head was resting upside-down on the desk behind me. All of a sudden I realized that about 4 or 5 seconds must have passed because my friend that sat behind me was now beside me and asking if I was ok. For some reason I had lost consciousness for those few seconds and it felt as if no time had passed.
object404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I turned on Reddit and this was on the front page.
Mr_PewPew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was with my cousins at the cinemas awhile back and after watching a movie we headed back towards the elevators to take us back to the car park. While walking there we saw 'a man who was pointing and talking to the ground'.
We could see the elevators in sight from where this man was and continued walking there. Upon arriving at the elevators the doors opened and that same man was inside the elevator pointing and talking to the ground!
bobbycash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once stayed the night over at a friends house, we both slept in the same room; him on a mattress, me on the ground. I remember having a dream with him in it, we were carrying out conversation about dreams while standing in a forest at a spot we had not been to before. When we woke up his hand was on top of my hand, I looked at him and he looked at me. Without saying anything we both nodded, signaling that we both had the same, lucid, dream. We talked about it, walked through the forest, and found the spot we had not been to.
lukeperry90210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Weirdest dream I ever had: I was 14. Right after 9/11. I was a huge sports nerd, after Game 5 of the World Series, the Arizona reliever blows the game, Yankees are assumed to win the Series.
My dad wakes me up the next morning and scares me. I say "Write this down, then I give the exact score of Game 6, blowout by D-Backs", "Then Game 7, I saw the winning hit by Luis Gonzalez and he will jump up and down like this. (I jumped up and down). I continuously did this for the next three days like a crazy person.
Game 6, exact score. OK, weird. Go to Game 7. I'm a little nervous. Gonzalez comes up to the plate in the 8th inning, nothing spectacular. I think I'm wrong. However, the game goes to extra innings. Gonzalez is facing Mariano Rivera, possibly the greatest reliever, and....exactly the same hit, exactly the same jumping. I was yelling watching this with my mom. She thought I was crazy at the time, and still does not remember this. My dad verifies everything that happened.
Oddly enough, that year, I predicted the Patriots to win the Super Bowl after having a dream about Tom Brady holding the trophy. Which happened. And the Lakers winning the championship. That year, was the only year that I had these dreams. But, it really weirded me out.
blagoonga123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Earlier today I was studying Kanji. I wasn't sure of one (ไปค) so I googled it. I randomly decided to image search it too (NLS!). I got treated to some gorey pics of someone with the top part of his/her head cut off. I'm not sure, I backed out of that page really fast.
Anyway I went onto gchat to look for someone to tell, and I moused over a girl who's never on my chat list. Her gchat picture was of her, only cropped wrong so that the top part of her head was cut out.
Shit was creepy, no bullshit. No lies. Final Destination.
scottydubbz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was once on a two day skiing trip with my dad and sister. I live on long island and the mountain was about 4 hours north. On the eay home we stopped at an old time candle shop to pick up some candles for my mother, for she loves candles. It was a really interesting shop because everything was made on sight and it was a large house. It was kind of old and dreary looking but it wasnt creepy cuz it was on like a main road, so it semmed normal. They had an upstairs and there were some pretty cool wax figures up there. As i was looking around i heard a faint sound. It sounded like a middle aged woman whispering "bang, bang" it wasnt very loud but it was random so i was confused It happened maybe three more times, and i came up with the conclusion that one of the workers must be watching something in a back room or something along those lines. Upon purchasing the candles we picked out, i noticed a sign on behind the counter. It read "watch for our shop on national geographics haunted" im not sure if it was nat geo but it was one of those channels. I asked the woman behind the counter and she said that the shop was definately haunted. I dont believe in ghosts but the whole thing still confuses me to this day. I never did see the episode the shop was on
jonaas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've posted this before in a 'creepiest thing ever to happen to you' thread
In middle school i played soccer. One night, at practice, we were having a scrimmage where we split the team in 2 and i was goal-tending for my side. We had an extra man, so i was doing a lot of standing around that particular night. It was cold out so we were practicing in the school gym; a normal gym with that crazy echo that makes everything hard to hear when a team of kids start shouting.
To the point: While watching the action on the other side, i suddenly heard extremely loudly, and as clear as you can hear something in a gymnasium, someone yell my name. Before i could turn to see who it was, i felt like I had a soccer ball kicked to the left side of my face. It hit me hard enough to knock me off balance. Or I thought it did, as I stood up i looked for someone on the sideline who may have kicked a spare ball at me, but there wasn't anyone, anywhere. So i looked for the ball. No ball either, the only spare balls we had were still in the coach's netted bag. Only other ball was still in play on the other side of the gym. All of this happened in less than 30 seconds I'd say, no one had seen anything, and there wasn't a mark on my face.
What was it? hell if I know, i'm too much of a skeptic to say it was a ghost, or a spirit or some other such nonsense. What the hell would have caused me to hear and feel that though? It really felt like i had been hit with something though.
this_moi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about sixteen, I had to take the dog out for a walk at night, and walked into the laundry room to grab one of his leashes (we had three: one green webbing, one black leather, and one white-and-black webbing). I turned on the light and grabbed the green one, only to have it fall cleanly into two pieces in my hand. I walked out of the laundry room into the kitchen to show my mom the broken leash, then walked across the kitchen to throw it away in the kitchen trash can. I immediately turned back around and walked into the laundry room to get another leash, only to find the original, well-worn green leash hanging, intact, in the same position as before. When we double-checked, we found the broken leash still in the trash can where we'd left it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Kihtra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this.
Beezle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TL;DR of all the explanations: The Doctor.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was walking through the hallways of a local arena about a year ago when I went to pull my phone out of my pocket. My debit card ended up coming along with it, but somehow spun forwards as if I had just flicked a playing card. It goes directly in line with my step, and as I take another step it hits the tip of my toe, somehow sending it spinning BACK in my direction. I caught it (barely) and was completely mind fucked.
How it happened, I have no idea. Did it even really happen? I also have no idea. I was zoned out pretty hard, but it seemed real. At the same time it seems too unlikely for it to have happened. Some coach was giving me a weird look though, so that kind of made me think I wasn't completely imagining things.
DonaldShimoda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in the airport in high school going on a trip-after 9/11. I forgot a large pair of scissors in my backpack and when I made it to security the guard saw them on the x-ray. He asked if I wanted to mail it to myself or let it be thrown away, I said he could throw it away.
I saw him take it away, I put my backpack on my back and walked away. When I got to my destination and opened my backpack the scissors were there.
I have no explanation-I saw him take them, there was no point at which he could have put them back in without me seeing. Always has weirded me out.
dropcode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
From the philip K Dick video:
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Mc_Gibblets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There's a church on the last main road before I turn into my neighborhood. On that road before my intersection, there's only one lamp post, which is in front of the church.
One evening about 2 months ago, I was driving home and approached the church and the lamp post. The light was flickering as I went right by it. As soon as I passed it, it felt like life skipped (I guess, hard to describe) and went back for a second, because I went past the light again, except that time it was on and not flickering.
BillHaverchuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a rain man moment one time in eight grade. There was a giant jar of candy and whoever guessed the closest to the right amount of candy in it won the whole jar. It cost $1 per guess to raise money. I never guess on things like that because I know how ridiculous the odds are and I don't even really like candy. For whatever reason as soon as I saw the jar the number 643 popped into my head and I just walked over and paid for my guess, and filled out one slip of paper. Other kids were filling out five or ten at a time but I was just so oddly confident in this number. Then at the end of the week as the said the name of the winner over the loud speaker I was so confident that I said my own name out loud along with it. I nearly fell over when I realized that they were saying my name too.I know I said I was confident but I didn't actually think that there was any real chance I would actually win. There we're 647 pieces of candy in the jar. I only missed by 4.
Dreyesbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Expected to find cool stories, ended up pretty scared.
Either way, my story is simpler: I was in a car, not driving, looking out at the window. Another car (I remember a black van, but it might be my brain embellishing the story) was driving a bit ahead in the lane next to us. I saw it "phase" for a couple of seconds. It became fuzzy and a bit less defined, then solidified again.
thingsthingsthings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a little kid, I had this weird memory of being in my backyard and throwing a Matchbox-style toy car up and down in the air. Then, someone called me inside and I left the car on the ground, in the grass, in a very specific spot. I never knew if it was a real memory or just a dream. I did have a few Matchbox-style cars (I'm a girl; I was a huge tomboy), but none like the car in my dream.
Then, in second grade, my family decides to build a deck in the backyard. My dad and some of his friends were digging deep holes (4 feet, maybe?) for the wooden posts to sit in. They brought up a batch of dirt from one of the holes, and my dad pulls out this Matchbox-style car that was 100% identical to the one in my dream/memory/whatever.
I was bewildered and I tried to tell my dad that the car was mine, and I remembered leaving it on the ground a long time ago. He laughed at this notion...because the little car was buried 4 feet under and was an antique.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One of the other posts reminded me of this.
Back in the day I was playing Doom 2 on my PC blasting those green barrels with my rocket launcher and having a hell of a time. When the next barrel exploded my screen turned totally green and my monitor starts smoking and shorting out in real life. The thing was toast after that. As a kid I couldn't wrap my head around how I did this.
The game always gave me nightmares anyways...
OffInBed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell . . . . .
I was thinking of making a thread similar like this today . . .
Kutzie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hell, why not.
A few years back in a city I went to college in, me and my best friend were out on a stroll in the afternoon. It was during the summer holidays, and strolls were just another way of passing time and get a chat away from neighbours and girlfriends. We both enjoy writing so this time we were talking about a planned chapter from a not yet written book of his which for simplicity and irony was taking place in the city we lived in.
For some reason the weather was turning.. weird. I am not sure how to explain it because I've never seen anything like it before that day, nor after. It reminded of the black yet warm cloudy days that perceeds a massive thunderstorm, with high altitude winds and stuff. except the skies were not pitch black, but somehow brown/orange as well, almost as during sunset, except this was in the afternoon, and in Sweden during the summers, the sun really doesn't set at all. We both infused this rather strange weather phenomenon (or whatever it would be called) into our story telling and it felt like the skies were reinacting our imagined atmosphere of batshit crazy surroundings rather well. Think Donnie Darko, and you get the mood we were in rather well.
Anyways, this was just the setting. The weather started getting more worrysome so we hurried our steps to get home before any sort of rain or hail could potentially fuck us over. Just as we reach my apartment building and turn our steps off of the pavement towards the entrance, I catch a swift vertical movement in the corner of my eye. Then a magpie hits* the asphalt literally right next to us, dead as a door knob, I guess three feet to our right. I look up and conclude that there are no windows or walls anywhere nearby and adding that up together with the movement, we realize the bird has just fallen dead from the skies.
That was it really, but together with the skies of madness that day, it was a freaky moment, and I have yet to experience weather like that again.
gear0war ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was with my friend matt driving home from this kid jakes house, its about a 15 minute drive. Right when we got back he realized he had forgotten his phone, but just then i saw it sitting on top of the car! we were both freaking out, the phone had somehow managed to stay balanced on top of the car the whole drive, which we were going 50 mph for some parts.
Asplundh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was at a circus and won a stuffed toucan with a plain yellow nose. My parents and I went into a scary version of the tunnel of love, with monsters and it was all dark and shit.
Anyway, I had my toucan with me, and when we came out and I could see again, it's nose was multicolored.
To this day, I don't know what the fuck happened.
GregWebster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In middle school I got in a fight in a science lab, tried to punch a kid and hit a steel pipe. The section of pipe shot out of the long stretch near the wall and cracked a mirror. My fist wasn't even bruised or scratched, I had just hit it at some freakish point where it appeared to be superhuman strength.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of those askreddit questions where I will blow the next couple of hours reading stories.
Jesusslice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Probably late to the party, but I'll just say it anyways.
When I was in elementary school, I remember my mom driving to school to drop me off. For some reason, I'm in the front seat at that time. I decided to look out the window when we're at a stop sign and looked at the driver in the next car. Except, there was no driver. I screamed and yelled at my mom to look at the right, but she didn't ever look. By the way, the car I was in was a Ford truck (not good with car descriptions) while the driverless car was a small sort of convertible. Still freaks me out.
EDIT: Oh yeah, and the driverless car was still able to move and such. Sort of implied in my original post, but yeah.
Quazz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
When I was a kid (can't remember exact age, probably 6 or 7) I was on vacation in the Provence (southern of France). We had this pool which had a deep end. I hadn't learned how to swim yet so made sure to stay in the low end. One day, I walk over to the deep end because I wanted to look down (it fascinated me), unfortunately I lost balance and tipped over. I sank all the way to the bottom and just as my parents were getting ready to jump in the pool to pull me up they see me swimming back up in perfect stroke.
I could only swim properly years later. In fact, I'd argue I'm still pretty rubbish at it.
tonyk2003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just remembered one that happened to me. About 5 years ago I was at my friend hotel, he worked overnight front desk and I would just hang out. We were outside talking and I noticed a ton of coins in the fountain. So I walked threw it and picked up all the silver coins. I think I ended up with almost 15 bucks. Fast forward to the next day I went to my moms camper and it had been pouring rain all day. Long story short the whole valley that this campground in got flooded. I am talking flooding like has never been recorded that deep in that area. So every camper was considered a loss and we get to go back and see if anything was left in the camper of ours. As we get to the camper it had turned 90 degrees and one of the slideouts is blown out as the water rushed thru it. Well all of my moms stuff was ok as it was on a top cabinet. Most everything was in that camper except that damn pair of pants that had all the change. I figure it was because of me getting those coins that the water just wanted its change back. I will never grab change from a pond ever again.
arowls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just moved to California from CT. Playing golf. My roommate tells older couple behind us at first tee we are from New England. Guy ask where? Turns out he went to my high school and lived down the street from my parents.
slightlyawake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember once I was brushing my teeth in the morning with my bro and all of a sudden I get this overwhelming stench of ketchup and hotdog mixed with fart hit me. I crunch up my nose and ask my bro if he farted and he said no. I asked him if he could smell that and he said no. He doesnt smell anything. I walk out of the room and the smell stayed. I was a little scared.
The smell didnt go away. It was super strong. I walked around and tried to smell some of the food in the fridge but the smell wouldn't go away. I went back into the bathroom and went near the toilet. Maybe my mom or dad pooped a ketchupy hotdoggy deuce on the floor by accident or something. I searched everywhere around the toilet but I found nothing. After what felt like 15 minutes, the smell was gone. Completely gone. I didn't know what happened.
A couple of years ago I asked my brother if he remembered that but he couldn't remember.
There was also a time when I was young and I lived in a studio type apartment with my family. I kept my little bicycle in one corner of the room and I swear some nights when I stayed awake, I would see this bluish girl weeping near my bicycle. I got out of bed a couple of times and walked towards her to comfort her but she would always dissappear. I would then check my bicycle to see if she was hurt by it or something. Also sometimes there would be a very slight reddish version of her but like half her size. She would just stand there sometimes. After I got out of bed to investigate alot of times, they disappeared forever.
I also heard a very loud noise once. Like loud loud. I it was the mixture of furniture being moved over a shitty wooden floor and a loud growl. The noise barely lasted a second but I've really never heard such a noise before. My ears weren't ringing at all after that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me ALL the time. I'll be somewhere, say, a grocery store, and from a distance see someone that looks familiar. I'll think to myself "is that so and so?" and walk over to see. I see them up close and realize it's just someone that looks like them, then five minutes later, I'll see the actual person I thought I had originally seen! This happened about 5 times in a row at a party once and freaked me out.
OccasionalCaucasian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The other day, upvoting things on reddit, about 7 times IN A ROW I was the 1000th or 500th or some other number (in increments of 100) like that to upvote. Matrix.
tsubasa-no-kami ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once experienced like 4x deja vu... I only vaguely remember it except that I had the exact same deja vu four times maybe 3 or 4 years apart. It was in the summer, driving down the street behind me and there was the same backhoe (sp? construction vehicle) and I went by the same house and I had this very weird feeling that everything was ending, I knew exactly where I was going, and I kept trying to shake myself from it- like the universe was accordion folding into itself. And then I'd just remember- wait... i felt this before.
It's super hard to describe. I re-read what I type here and it seems kind of wonky I know... I used to have a lot of deja-vu. I still do from time to time. But when I was younger it occurred more often.
I didn't see the matrix until like a year or two (yeah I know what kind of geek am i?!) But the one thing that really struck from from the movies is all the deja vu and then it made me freak a bit more about all my past deja vu's.
hamburgerandhotdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that's amazing that you are able to recognize these moments when they happen! I have had similar experiences, to many to explain. They are usually synchronistic events that are there to alerten us or show us something that we are over looking in our every day life. I'm not sure if it's relevant but lately I've been experiencing deja vu. It has always showed me something or it seems like the right people are in my life at the right moments.
Parelius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once, I'd been out having drinks with some friends and I met this girl. We talked for a bit and it was nice and all, but we never got to names. Anyways, a couple of hours later I'm home and wanting to find her on the good old facebook, literally, the only thing I had to go by is that we went to the same university and that she was a girl. I'm like fuck it, she looked like her name was Rachel (not the actual name, since I can't remember now). So I typed in Rachel and bam! there she was. First name I tried. I think the matrix was making shit up as I was going along. Conveniently, I've forgotten everything about her now. Well done, architect, well done.
Restaurante ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I successfully guessed the top playing card (suite and type) in a standard 52 card deck of cards. This would seem lucky, but it gets slightly more ridiculous. After that my friend shuffled the deck properly (3-4 times). I then proceeded to guess the top card again, pretty crazy. After standing there for a moment realizing what happened, we tried again. Unfortunately, the third time was not a charm. The next day, for shits, he did it again. On the first try I guessed the top card perfectly in a properly shuffled deck. Not sure what the odds for guessing the card ยพ times are but it was pretty mind blowing. At one point before I guessed the third right card I told myself to visualize the card, which I did.
CheekyMunky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Posted this once before, but:
Years ago, I got pleasantly drunk at a New Year's Eve party before retiring to bed at someone else's house. I woke up in the middle of the night, still fairly drunk, and shuffled into their kitchen to get a drink of water.
I filled the glass, took a drink, and immediately spit it out because it was very warm, almost hot. Okay, fine. Whatever. Ran the water another several seconds, felt it with my hand, now it's cold. Filled the glass, took a drink... and spit it out. Still hot. Somehow.
What the fuck.
I repeated this cycle a couple more times before finally giving up and going to the bathroom and drinking out of the faucet. To this day I have no idea what the hell was going on. I was definitely awake, so I can only speculate that my still-drunk state affected my senses in some weird way.
prisonerscinema ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sometime junior year of college I went on a particularly spectacular "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" binge starring adorable, blue-eyed NBC anchor Brian Williams. Years later I thought of the episode and searched YouTube for a clip to a friend's Facebook wall...and failed miserably. Wikipedia'd the shit out of this show, and I can't find any mention of this interview ever happening. I don't know what's more upsetting, the fact that I have such vivid false memories or the OVERWHELMING SADNESS THAT I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO REWATCH IT.
frowningfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A couple months ago I was driving down the 5 from SF to LA listening to the Suburbs when I was passed by a semi-truck branded by the company name "Century" just as the line "let the century pass me by" played during the song Deep Blue....gave me pause....
Sir_Derp_Herpington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reading through these at midnight.... meh, I didn't want to sleep tonight anyways. shudders
SocialyAwkward_Dalek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can see at night. Through my eyelids.
First time it happened, I was settling in to bed very late at night. Though I was certain my eyes were shut, I could see objects on the floor of my room, as well as the door and closet doors. I poked my eyes thinking that maybe I was so tired that I... hadn't closed my eyes? (I'm not sure what I though, really). My eyes were closed.
This happens randomly at night, always while I'm still awake but have my eyes closed.
shdwfeather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up in Korea. For those who never visited, this means living in a large high-rise apartment complex with loud echoing stone hall/stairways and heavy metal apartment doors that slam shut with a loud crash. (If you really, really try, you can get the door to shut in an echoing click.)
One day, when I was about 12, I came home early from school at a time where there was very limited traffic in the apartment. This usually means that the elevator arrives within seconds of pressing the button. However, that day I waited and waited for more than 5 minutes for the elevator to show up. I recall waiting piteously for a particularly long time because my apartment was on the 9th floor and I was feeling sick.
But that damn elevator never showed.
Finally, resigned, I began the long trek up to my apartment using the stairs. All the time, I wondered what the elevator was up to and I started looking at the elevator doors at each floor. (In Korea, there's no separate stairway; each floor has only 2 apartments and the stairs are along the back wall and the elevator shaft is on the front wall.)
When I got to floor 7, I froze and ice went down my spine. Just as my vision cleared the top of the stairs and I could see the elevator doors, they were silently sliding shut and then the elevator began to descend to the 1st floor. There was nobody around. I had heard no apartment doors shut, no footsteps in the stairway. And as mentioned before, the hallways echos are LOUD because the floor/walls are stone. There was no conceivable way that the elevator could have been held.
When I could move again, I began screaming and sprinted my way home and hid under my blanket for a long time. I was absolutely conviced it was a ghost coming to eat me.
TL;DR A ghost held up my elevator and then tried to eat me, but I defeated it with a rubber chicken.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in elementary school i was walking down the hall back to class from doing... whatever and I noticed a teacher walking down the hallway in the opposite direction. She passed me and I kept walking. Maybe 30 seconds later I see the same teacher, walking in the same direction, down the same hallway. There was no way she could have done this without walking past me a second time, as in there was no way for her to loop around and come back the same way she was going. To this day I have no explanation for what happened.
Gernony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome Thread! So seeing all these comments I'm probably too late (and posting at an unfortunate time) for anyone to see this but I want to add a story related to the top-comment by monkikuso:
I once had a dream where i got killed (which, scaringly enough was not the only time I got killed in my dreams). I usually never talk about my dreams because most are weird and I'm not good at expressing the things and feelings involved in my dreams (I usually have extremely intense and "real" dreams).
But following that one night, my girlfriend told me the next morning that she dreamt that there was a grave next to her parents house and she was somewhat responsible for it (she didn't remember if she killed the person lying there or not).
So I suggested to inspect the site she dreamt about but she was too scared to really find something there so I joked that she'll probably kill and bury me there one day.
So far, that's not the scary part, which comes now:
We visit my mother a few days later and she tells me about a weird dream she had recently where she dreamt that I got killed. Yeah. So me and my mother dreaming pretty much the same with my girlfriends dreaming having a similar topic.
To this day, this still scares me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Once a AA battery leaped off a table in front of me as if someone threw it. basically gained 1m of altitude as it accelerated 3m towards me.
There was no metal or anything on the table that could have caused this and the battery was depleted.
There are a few others but I can't remember them.
edit: 3 more:
Was trying to sleep and could hear breathing, I dismissed it then heard a plastic bag rustling, decided to turn a light on to see wtf was going on and nothing was there. a couple of seconds later i heard a massive bang on the roof of my house like a a person had fallen on it.
when my mother passed away her funeral theme was butterflies. when I arrive home after her funeral my whole house was covered in butterflies really weird, I still can't explain this and I severely doubt someone planted them there would have been 300-400 butterflies or so.
When I was a kid I got out of bed in pitch black thinking I got out on the right side of the bed, it was really the left and i was walking into the curtains thinking why the fuck is there a blanket covering my door. How the fuck could i mix up my left and right. that is severe disorientation.
shyanide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On July 18, 2010, I traveled backwards in time 9 minutes. I was leaving Narita International Airport, my plane took off at 4:32 PM. Twelve hours later, I arrived at Newark Liberty International Airport on July 18, 2010 at 4:23 PM. So, I traveled backwards though time by 9 minutes, but it took me 12 hours to do it. Go figure.
108241 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Stopped at a subway to eat on a sports trip in high school. There's a side door with a sign on it that says not to use it, no big deal. A couple of us were eating at a table by it, when it slowly swung open, stayed open for about 20 seconds, then closed. We just looked at each other thinking "that was weird." 10 minutes later, we get up to leave, someone tried to exit through that door, and it was locked.
FrostyMusician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have had a similar occurrence to me happen a few times. I'm not sure whether to regard it as forgetfulness or plain stupidity, but I have had small, hardly noticeable changes happen around me when I take my eyes off something. One time I was home alone and pored myself a glass of water and drank half of it and left it on my kitchen counter. I came back a few minutes later to finish it and it was as if someone had took a few sips because it was almost empty. BTW this is my first comment on Reddit! :)
Pixiesquasher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a missed call logged on my phone dated 02/29/2012 at 7:04 p.m.
ENKC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One day I was sad because I heard on the news that one of my sports teams (Western Force) had lost by one point.
I mentioned this to someone and they said something to the effect of "Dude, what are you talking about? The game's tonight."
It was, and they lost by one point. Heaven knows how that whole business happened.
goodtwitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was working a summer job at college one year and lived in a room in a large house. My room had a weird shape, with a long thin space where I slept and then the big main area where my alarm clock was. When I was lying down in the cubby hole space I couldn't see the alarm clock. Every night I had a dream where I would see a different style of clock: round, triangular, grandfather, digital, etc. I would get out of bed to look at my alarm clock and the time on both clocks always matched. One time the dream clock said 3:43. I woke up and thought, "Well, it finally didn't work because it's morning; it can't be 3:43. When I got up and looked at the alarm clock it was flashing 3:43; the power had been out for about four hours during the night.
notk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About a year ago I was on my way to bed, listening to my iPod. I was listening to a particularly awesome Daft Punk song, and didn't want to have to take my earbuds out to take off my shirt. This happens often, I usually just feed my iPod down the front my of shirt, putting the wire on the inside so I can take my shirt off.
I must have been particularly tired as I forgot to do that this time. I took off my shirt normally, and moments later realized I didn't feed my iPod through. I repeating this, but sure enough the wire got tangled with the shirt. I was freaked out for like a week, wondering how the fuck my earbud wires phased through my shirt.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My sister had a deck of 52 regular playing cards laid out facedown on the ground. She called our mom over and asked her to guess which card the ace of spades was, so I walked over to troll her and grab a random card before my mom did and the card I picked was the ace of spades. I tried to play it off as I accidently revealed my secret of being a psychic.
justwondering87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I work at a doctors office and have to write patients first names down on clipboards to hand to the opticians for glasses adjustments. Patient walks in says their name is "Sandra", I pull out a random clipboard with her name already on it in my handwriting.
Vikingmonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have amazing prediction abilities. The kind of abilities where I start reaching for my cellphone before it starts ringing and head for the front door before people knock. I used to have "prophetic dreams" too. The most note-worthy was Spanish class way back in high school. In my dream I commented to myself "Man, Jonathan is wearing an ugly sweater today." And it was, the thing was atrocious. I got a test back during the dream and I got an 86 on it.
Three weeks later, Jonathan wears that same ugly sweater and I got an 86 on my test. This is not a case of mis-remembering dreams either. My step-mom is all sorts of hippy and required my sister and me to keep dream journals. So as much as it could be, there's proof that the event occurred.
But, proof of paranormal occurrence? It's a stretch. Jonathan always wore awful looking sweaters, and the teacher was B-happy. Nowadays I attribute it to my analytic / deduction skills. For example: I know to reach for my phone based off the time of day, the time of the year, how long it's been since 'X' person has called me, major events happening near my area and 'X' people's personal clocks, etc.
Btelvington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Home alone, I went into the kitchen to get a spoon for some cereal. I remember getting a single spoon for my cereal. So I took a scoop, put it down to do something, next thing I know I go to take another bite, there's two spoons in my mouth. And there wasn't a spoon in the cereal before I got my spoon.
MirrorLake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I was 16. My two friends and I were all too young to buy cigarettes and rightfully had a very difficult time ever acquiring them (weed was easy enough to find, though).
We were walking down a street in my neighborhood, and it was a bright afternoon in August.
We finished a joint on a walk and I was incredibly high. I remember saying, "I would love a cigarette right now." My friend said, "Yeah, me too." A couple steps later, the wind blew a pack of cigarettes across the sidewalk right into our path. I picked it up. It had two cigarettes in it. It was an insane moment, we were freaking out. After we calmed down, we smoked them.
It really did feel like we manifested them.
runningoutofspacenoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every single vacation we took as a family, in our hotel there would be a black sock underneath the bed. The same sock showing up for years.
Turns out my parents are massive trolls...
samwell00778 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger I used to have this same dream all the time. I would be screaming, "OH MY GOD!" repeatedly. In my dream I would be standing where there were old leaves flying around me and there was this indescribable beam of light/force that would be going into the ground. Kind of like that light looking thing in Halo the game. But in this case I could feel this force like it was inside me while I was watching it. This force of light would be going straight to the ground vertically from the sky. Also, there would be people ascending into the sky while I was being left on the ground. I would wake up all sweaty and this dream would be the exact same one for a few years and then all of a sudden it stopped and haven't had it since.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happened today, actually. I was standing around today with some friends, waiting for the bus after school. I was wearing a slightly loose sweater and jeans. A friend jokingly put a quarter down my shirt, and two came out through the bottom of my sweater. No one knows how it happened...
soadogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember once I was laying on my bed trying to go to sleep and my black cat seen here jumps up unto me like he usually does. He was sitting on me for a while and then I remember getting a feeling that he started to weigh more and his shape felt more like a baby was sitting on me. I freaked out and hit on the lights and my cat was just sitting there looking at me confused.
Dragon029 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I know it's going to be hard to differentiate truth from garbage in this thread, so as Ripley would say; believe it or not:
When I was a kid, we lived in this really old cottage. That cottage was god damn haunted, magical, or I was criminally insane - first of all, I'd sometimes 'hope' for weather, draw a little forecast thingy on a piece of paper and hold it up to the sky of a morning. Later that day, what I had hoped for came true, 90% of the time as far as I can remember (it was enough to make me keep repeating it). The climate of the town btw is coastal with a fair bit of rain throughout the year; if you didn't have a knowledge of meteorology, it'd appear almost random.
Second was this second-hand, electronic, plastic, toy guitar. It sort of resembled a Guitar Hero kind of thing, but this was obviously about 10 years before they came out. You'd press a button on the neck and it'd play a little tune. Well, very god damn specifically, I remember playing with it, laying it down on my bed and going into the kitchen for food. Then I heard it play one of those tunes. I went back to the bedroom and it was exactly where it was before, button-side up.
Third, this one feels more like delusion than anything, but I remember waking up in the middle of the night due to light, I peeked out through the wooden side-railing of my bunk bed (I didn't have siblings, there was just a desk and stuff under it) and there was like a ball of swirling green and yellow light. I remember later reading about ball lightning and being interested in the similarities, but it didn't really look all that natural. I still blame that one on delusion or dreams or something.
Also, number 1, while I do have very distinct memories, was quite a while ago, could've been my child-brain trolling future me.
megggasaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i moved into my apartment in august and had several issues with insects for the first 3 months. there were huge house centipedes and a beetle and a bunch of spiders (yeah not insects but whatever still gross) so i had been super paranoid about bugs ALL the time. i also work in the basement of my building and there are mice and cockroaches, which we mostly don't see.
so i have this dream about one of my coworkers trying to kill a cockroach in our office one night. and i wake up and am all "eww" and go back to sleep. next morning i wake up and go to work and before going to the office, i decided to make a pit stop in the bathroom. no one had used it since the seat was still up (ladies' room obv) so i put the thing down and then behind it there is this HUGE cockroach just chillin' on the back of the toilet. then my coworker saw one later in the upstairs bathroom and i saw another by the elevator the same day. (we think they disturbed some sort of nest while they were doing some remodeling upstairs)
tl;dr - i saw the invasion of cockroaches in a dream the day before it happened.
SoManySpiderWebs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My cats are able to get in the house when all doors and windows are closed. I normally just chuck this up to cats having ninja-like abilities.
But one time my dumb-ass dog was able to get in the house when everything was closed. I thought that maybe he was able to open the door and close it behind him, but upon inspecting the doors, they were all locked.
TL:DR: my dog was once able to pass through solid objects.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
one time i squeezed a packet of mayo onto a sandwich and it came out looking exactly like dagwood bumstead. I even had a friend confirm this. It was 1994 or so, so obviously i was unable to document it with a cell phone camera. I was hungry, so after marveling for a few moments i ate the sandwich.
jasalmfred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My house had mice really bad when I was a senior in high school, and my boyfriend and I were laying down almost asleep when I felt something moving by my leg, but we couldn't find a mouse. Turned out the mouse was inside my blanket, but there was no hole in the blanket and no holes in the quilting to explain how a mouse had gotten in there. We wound up having to cut a hole in the blanket to get the damn thing out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yo, NICE topic :)
1) my story two days ago. Woke up, had 2 mails and 1 text on my iPhone. read them all, got pissed at the text, which was from a client who's been so indecisive for the last few months I had basically given up on her. her text said (I swear to God) that she wanted a plan I don't offer, too short and too cheap. So I went back to sleep pissed off.
3 hours later I wake up, answer the mails (which contents I remember perfectly) Then because no choice I move on the the text, and find it to be longer, and starting with a totally different topic, namely, the client asking for my ideal plan (long enough and good wages for me).
Mind blown. I remembered the mails, which were quite long, so I can't explain the huge change in the text.
2) my best friend story: she lives in Arizona, the town is basically DaSticks, there aren't many shops and they all know each other. Been there her all life too. She goes into town to get a rental video, and finds the place empty. empty as in there is no building there!!! She was there 2 weeks earlier and would've heard if something had happened. She went to the flower shop next door, asks Lucy the flower lady what the he'll happened to the video shop. Lucy replies that 1) took you long enough to set foot in my shop, and that 2) wtf are you talking about, there never was any shop there, the land belongs to her family.
My friend had been buying flowers there forever, so the "finally set foot" comment was weird. she also went to school with the video shop owner, so it was really really weird. she went home and told her husband, who confirmed there was a video shop. he then told her he remembered a road (asphalt and all) going out of town to the next dump, that nobody else could remember.
Wow
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
comment so I can find this again...
yidnak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:22 on February 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
comment so i can find this again again
averagegamer2552 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In sixth grade, I was sitting in science class when I casually looked out the window to see a car pulling into the parking garage across the street from my school. I didn't really think much of it, but then about a minute later I saw the EXACT SAME FUCKING CAR pull into the EXACT SAME FUCKING PARKING GARAGE.
jackspayed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Trump Card: I posted this comment before OP posted.
GaFaMM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of eerie but it is one of the few vivid memories of my early childhood. I was about 7 or 8 living in my parents house. I was on the first floor of my house. I usually would go upstairs with my father when it was time to go to bed. So I remember following my father from one room to the stairs and eventually going upstairs. He must have been about 5 steps in front of me and I distinctly remember hearing the creaks from his footsteps go up the steps. And I also remember seeing him go up the stairs but as I get to the landing of the stairs and as I start to take a foot on the stairs, I see that the light isn't on upstairs. This seemed odd to me, so I called up the stairs for my father. The next thing I heard was my dad's voice from the living room which was right next to the stairs on the other side. I asked him if he decided to stay downstairs for now and his answer was "What are you talking about? I've been sitting here this whole time". There was no one else in the house that it could have been. I was scared out of my mind. I refused to go upstairs until every room was checked. Still freaks me out to this day.
kc_casey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Call it deja vu - many a number of times I see things that will happen in the future. I dream of them or some times they just appear in my head. Nothing too fancy, just minor things like me being at some place, who is with me, what we did, talk, etc.
I had these since I was a kid, st first I was confused, then sort of figured out what was happening and now I just take it for granted. However, I can't control it, can't see it at will.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think this is really a glitch in the matrix, but one day my family and I went to missouri for a vacation, to visit my sister who just moved there. We went to stay at a camp. One day, it was in the afternoon, I believe it was the day before we left. I was walking up the stairs to the car to put something in it, and all of the sudden my body stopped on its own, and my heart skipped a beat. I looked up and it was a view I had felt I seen before. It just felt really weird.
Cloudy14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if it counts but late at night like right now I always find myself much more aware, but less functional. So like i know more things about myself, but i make more typos. Then later if i ever try to communicate with myself and tell me stuff it nevr goes through. I just remembeg being more enlightend. it frustratees me, like i can never quite have both parts of my brain working at the same time.
zfallonz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have these moments rather frequently it almost scares me..but then I figure hey I secretly control TV programming. So here's how it goes..I randomly think of a tv episode I want to see of a show, certain parts of the episode that I enjoy. Usually a few days later that episode comes on and I don't even realize it until the part happens that I was thinking about. I think I'm Jesus...hey Reddit...I'm Jesus..
Panopticon01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I frequently have very vivid specific memories involving people and conversations and the I experience them years later. The feeling of deja vu is so powerful i often stop dead sentence and need to look around. Maybe my life is too repetitive?
Danbu42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once saw a mosquito standing on the air. No wing movement. Just standing. In mid-air. I waved at it and it flew away. I felt around the area for spiderwebs and found none. That instance still bothers me.
vladoominator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had this kind of dream gaydar about someone. Ok so I met this guy and his gf once in college. I don't even recall talking to him much or even seeing him after that. But anywho a couple of years later I have a dream where I am in bed with him and he looks at me says "I'm gay." I thought it was weird, but I didn't think much else of it. However, some time shortly after I am at a gay club with my bf and friend and see this guy with some girls. I then ask my friend what he's doing here and tells me "Oh he came out some time before. He actually cheated on his gf with some guy at the club." I just stood there dumbfounded because somehow I had kind of known all this.
hodjpokol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This post is Club Med for urban legends.
aeons_elevator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I mention something mundane it happens in the next few days. For instance I'm at work the other day and the line "I don't do boys, because I used to be one!" popped in my head. It's from Mrs. Doubtfire. The next day I'm watching TV and decide to hit the recall button to see what channel I had been on previously and what do I see but the movie Mrs. Doubtfire come on.. at the exact part I just mentioned above.
Another time I was chatting with a friend about how I never see Volkswagen Jettas around here (small town, mostly trucks) and not 30 seconds later while driving down the road.. there one was.
Lastly I was walking down the Susquehanna River (Harrisburg, PA, used to live there) during winter in it's frozen state and thought to myself "I wonder if anyone has made it full across the river while frozen?" A few days later on the news there was live footage of a man escaped (use the term loosely) from a nearby mental hospital walking barefoot across the river. He made it and was promptly arrested.
tldr; I control the happenings on Earth.
Mustang500 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This really isn't scary but it is a wtf moment. I live by the ocean and one afternoon I was sitting on my family's dock looking out over the water. It was about 3 in the afternoon so the sun was in the western half of the sky directly above the water (west coast). As I am looking out I notice that the water is not reflecting the sun. There is no gleam coming from the water like there usually is. To further describe what it usually looks like there is normally a v-shaped patch of extremely bright water underneath the sun. At first I thought there was a cloud obscuring the sun, but there were no clouds in the sky. There was nothing obscuring my vision I had a clear line of sight, and there was nothing stopping the sun's rays from reaching the water. I wanted to take a picture but didnt have my camera with me. Cool story bro, I know.
CraveNewWorlds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sophomore year of high school i was sitting in spanish which is right after lunch. There's a big window on one side of the classroom that lets a good amount of light in and that day was pretty bright so the room was well lit. Suddenly, I see everything go dark for a split second. It wasn't like lights turning off or blinking, just an immediate and complete lack of light.
I look around the room to see if anyone else noticed: other people are looking around, the teacher stopped lecturing and we all realised we witnessed the same... blackness. At this moment my friend Chris says, "Don't worry, we all just blinked at once" and we all laugh the strange occurrence off... but I dont remember blinking.
hachrel4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This was told to me by several people but i still think about it everyday. Apparently when i was 1, i was in my crib upstairs, crying like babies do. My parents and their friends were downstairs while my brother (who was 6 at the time) was playing in an upstairs room next to the room i was in. I would constantly cry for no reason so my parents would just let it die down on its own (which would take a while). One day, my parents heard me crying and about a minute later, i stopped and was completely quiet. My parents walked upstairs and asked my brother if i was alright. My brother told my parents that "he was crying, but then Grandma Mary held him until he went back to sleep". My Grandma Mary died before i was born, and when my brother was 1. To this day, we still don't know what happened, but i can't help but believe my Grandma Mary really did help me back to sleep.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens fairly often with me and my brother: We will be together and hear a song on the radio. Sometime, hours later in the day, I'll be singing the words in my head and he will be the next room and sing them out loud. Not just the same song, but the exact same timing, down to the syllable.
kc_casey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did you check the trash to see if the shell from the first egg you ate was still there as a proof that you indeed ate one already.
morgueanna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think I've told this story here but...my stepfather got stabbed in front of me, on our street, about 1am or so in the morning. He fell on me as he staggered back, covering me in blood. This is in the late 80's, no cell phones, no internet.
My mom and I rush to the hospital with him and spend hours in the emergency room. I got home early the next day to 2 messages left on my machine by my best friend at the time. She was hysterical- she had a dream in which she saw me covered in blood and wanted me to call her right away. The machine logged the calls at just five minutes after everything had happened. She lived half a city away and there was no way to know.
mikerz85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a few that I just recalled...
A few years ago, there were two nights in a row where I heard a very creepy, static-y voice that sounded like my sister, at about 2 am. The sound did not stop; I had to leave the room and sleep elsewhere. It was her, sounding desperate... Saying things like "hellooo?" and "help me!" I was feeling skeptical, so I looked all around the room for a possible source. It wasn't my cell phone. The computer was off. There was no landline. After checking those things, I just got too freaked out and had to leave. Second time, I just noped away as soon as I heard it.
Another weird thing I experienced had to do with sleep paralysis. I would occasionally wake up in the middle of the night, unable to move. One time, I woke up in the middle of the night and just felt like enjoying the moment a bit... I looked out the window at chimney smoke in the distance. As I was doing this, I started feeling uncomfortable... Suddenly my body was frozen, and it was being covered with a bright blue field that felt like static electricity as it was building up. My heart was pounding at this point, and I was terrified. I told myself to breathe in deep, and slowly I began to relax and then fell asleep.
Third thing that stands out in my mind; I was young, maybe 9 years old at my parents' friends house at midnight. I was watching people playing super Mario, and began to doze off. As soon as my eyes closed, I fell asleep... And woke up within the next few seconds 100% awake and absolutely full of energy.
Deracination ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This guy takes the cake.
romeoprico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was around ten years old when this happened. I was in my room, with my sister beside me, and we were both sitting on the floor, playing with a pencil out of boredom. I remember I was picking up the pencil and letting it fall it to see on what side it would land. After doing this numerous time, I pick it up, let it drop, and the pencil lands on the floor upright with the tip pointing to the floor! Me and my sister stare at the pencil amazed, waiting for it to fall. It stayed like this for about 30 seconds and then it fell on its side. TL;DR My pencil defied gravity.
LandPirateDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember once when I was a kid watching a Mel Gibson film that had JUST come out on VHS (10+ years ago, can't remember anything about it now). I was watching it with my mom and brothers and a little ways into it it seemed very familiar. I started insisting that I had seen it before, even though I knew it was impossible. No one around me believed what I was saying. I correctly called the ending perfectly.
Now, it was a long time ago, but I faintly recall little to no reaction once the movie was finished, but I'm almost 100% sure it actually happened.
Every now and again I wonder wtf happened to me that night.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
me and my girlfriend will be in a conversation and have the tv on in the background, and i'll say the exact same thing when replying to her that someone says on tv simultaneously. It is usually small one or two word responses, but the way its synchronized always makes my hair stand up. shes kept track - it happened six times so far in two months
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There was still current in the clock from when you unplugged it
Sycosplat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This already spawned two subreddits. Well done.
One here /r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix (so far the most subcribers.)
And one here /r/GlitchInTheMatrix
ralal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This was not a story of mine but of my big brother and my mother. 25 years ago when my brother was 3 years old, they were living in Quebec city in the winter, and my mother was driving my brother to the kindergarten in the morning. The evening the same day, she went to take him back, and he was complaining about the lost of his white seal Stuffed toy that occured the same morning. She drove around and they found the seal that was on the top of a pile of snow, which is highly improbable to find at this place, and right now, I am with this stuffed toy, slightly yellowish/gray due of the dirt from the city's snow .
Dcoil1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't a true glitch in the Matrix story as it had a rational explanation, but it sure felt like it was a glitch at the time:
At my work we have a long carpeted hallway that connects the warehouse where I worked with the front offices. Just inside the hallway (coming from the warehouse) there's another door immediately to the left. In the 3 years I had worked in this building, I had never seen that door opened. 3 years of always seeing that door closed when I first open the door to hallway.
After a break in, my company decided to install motion detectors for every room in the building. One day as the technicians were installing the sensors, I went through the door to the hallway to get to the office. When I opened the door this time, the other door in the hallway was opened and I could see into that room I had never seen before. Inside there was a tile floor, a technician on a ladder working on a motion sensor. My brain did a total WTF as I was so used to seeing that hallway and did not expect to see a totally different setting and some random stranger on a ladder. For a second I felt like I had experienced in real life what so many surreal movies show, where you open the door and it's a completely different setting on the other side. All of a sudden I felt like I was in 2001: A Space Odyssey.
It really is a terrifying feeling until you realize it has a rational explanation and the motion sensor technician on the ladder is looking at you like you're an idiot.
shutupjoey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if it counts but I called my girlfriend after I got up from a nap today. She just quit smoking about five days ago. When she picked up I didn't even say hello, just got a feeling so I said "you're smoking?"
She was pretty stunned so she didnt even deny that she had just stepped outside with a coworker to have a smoke.
HelloHiHello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
First year of college.
I was a shy anti-social fuck and sat next to a giggle of sexy goddesses. You know, the forever alone maneuver where you conveniently sit next to hot girls, but in a way that isn't directly obvious.
These girls had their little group, and apparently they knew a dude that sat behind me, 'cause they'd talk to him every day. In my mind, I wanted to talk to them but I was just too damn shy. But I did think on it often.
One day, me and a little band I was in were playing an acoustic show at a frozen yogurt place about 30 miles from my home. Lo and behold, the dude that sits behind the girls comes in to get some yogurt and sees me. We make eye contact, but I don't say anything because I was shy and it was the first meeting โ you can get away with that.
Next day, I'm playing another show. I need some drumsticks, so I head to the local guitar center and pick some up. This place isn't even close to the frozen yogurt place, but guess who's in line right behind me? The same guy!
At this point, I was still shy, but he made the initiative and asked if I was in his class. I was, we talked a bit, he said he was in a local band too.
Weekend goes by and I go to that class. Immediately, the dude starts talking to me about music. The girls get all curious and join in on the conversation. So by pure chance, I got exactly what I had pictured in my brain.
Still blows my mind to this day to think of all the intricacies.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
made a new friend at work. friended her on facebook. looked through some of her pictures, and low and behold there I am with another friend sitting directly behind the new friend, at a bar many months before, looking directly into the camera.
masterzora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back when I was in high school I used to work in the district's technology department, basically doing a catch-all of computer-y stuff (system/network administration, firing up new services, IT/repair work, etc). I've got a number of strange stories from the repair & IT work but my favourite is the Tale of Phil.
So, the schools used to run a fuckton of old Gateway computers. They'd been phased out for some newer, shinier Dells but the Gateways still had a few reusable parts. SOP was to boot 'em up, make sure they were still working, shut 'em down, and strip out the usable parts. The design was very standard and most of them worked so most days I'd just get into the zone and not really pay attention to what I was doing.
One time, after having just booted my fourth computer of the day unthinking me apparently decided to skip the "turn it off" stage and just ripped the hard drive out while it ran. There was some blue sparking and the computer shut off, unsurprisingly. At this point, consciousness took over and I realised what I had done. No longer certain if anything in this computer is usable any more I plugged the drive back in and tried to turn it on. It failed. No big surprise there, all things considered.
I grabbed another computer that I had knew worked, plugged the drive in. Strangely enough, the computer failed to turn on. And another. And another. Even more strangely, they continued to fail even after removing the hard drive. It's as if the drive had killed the computers.
As my mind raced through possibilities for how a hard drive could possibly kill computers (did something short in a manner that caused an excess charge to build up and thus short more things? Is that even possible? Could something have just got misaligned and thus caused shorts on everything? Would that even kill the whole computer?) I set the drive down on top of the case of a running computer. It immediately turned off then and there and I was unable to power it back on. At this point the scientist in me was split between wanting to experiment further and not wanting to ruin more equipment, so I only tried one more computer. Turned it on, let it run for a minute, set the drive on top of the case and instant power failure. Never fixed it.
I never did find out how this hard drive managed to kill computers but a friend named it Phil after Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light. I carefully stored Phil to check it out later but never did manage. A couple years later I visited the school while they were in middle of shipping all of my old equipment out. When I noticed I tried to steal Phil but it'd already been shipped out. Too bad, too, because it would have made one hell of a weapon.
stouch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what did you smoke before going to work? want some of that!
benjaweiner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid I had bad luck with the number 37 (always got #37 wrong on tests, quizzes, attacked by 37 bears, etc) until I realized I owed the comic book store 37 cents. Paid it off and it went away until college, when my roommate and I found a wad of wet money and kept it. I started tripping all the time and not getting into classes and the girl I liked turned me down and THEN we counted the money. THIRTY SEVEN DOLLARS! We donated it to a unique charity called FeelGood where donators are given grilled cheese, I fed strangers pan-melted cheddar and thereafter walked gracefully and got into the classes and the girl and I are married! JK she's whatevr but the rest is trueeeeeee
NotTrollingJustDumb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably too late, but I had a dream that Michael Vick, on my Fantasy Football team, threw three interceptions the next Sunday. So I freak out, and put him on my bench. The game rolls around, and he ends up getting 30 points. Yeah, I don't have super powers.
OMG_shewz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
hiccup in some crazy super natural computers ram? whoa
MikeOxbigg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Since I was about nine years old, I've been having a dream where I'm walking through the upstairs auditorium of my elementary school which is filled with kids I used to go to school with, most of whom became gang bangers or drug addicts. Eventually, I get to the back and I sit on a ledge in this big empty storage room, where there's only one girl.
The girl is beautiful, and I always flirt with her and talk her up in my dreams and she looks familiar to me. Before I can kiss her I always wake up, but I know she's into me and I have this dream about once a month.
Anyway, I met this girl drunk at a party who looked really familiar to me, which I told her. She said she'd never met me before but we talked a little and shared a cigarette before she started puking in the bathroom. I got alot more drunk and at the end of the night I asked her if she'd like to make out, but she denied me.
She looked me up on Facebook a few days later though and from that cultivated a great relationship which I'm extremely proud of cause this girl is fucking amazingly good looking.
Three nights ago I had the dream I posted above, only when I got to the ledge I recognized the girl and her face was no different than it ever had been. It was my girlfriend, and I did kiss her this time.
TLDR; Would dream about my current girlfriend years before I actually met her
nhatorious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
DMT
BackToTheChalkboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one time, I saw a post and I swear that I've seen the post before... Twilight Music
CptnTrips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's the feeling you can only say in french.
pyrot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As it got the end an English class, a group of people and I were in the back corner just talking. There was a table of papers, random tools and basically junk in the back and I had just been grabbing stuff and fiddling with it just to pass the time while I was chatting. Right as the class is about to end, I look down into my hands and find a nug of weed. It wasnt big at all and was probably worth no more than $5 but I had no idea when it had gotten into my hands, or why the fuck it was there, but I wasnt complaining about a free nug.
TL;DR Found a Nug of Weed in my hands.
jaybill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Driving through Beaverton, Oregon. The odometer will clock ten miles, but I swear it's the same one mile repeating. The same strip mall with the same chain stores in it sits in front of the same cul de sac housing development.
LintMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One night I was returning home from a friends house with my boyfriend. Upon turning onto the street heading towards our house, we noticed a very slow moving white van. We noticed it due to it being late at night and our town not being very active at night. We ended up beating the van to where we turn to get into our neighbourhood while talking about how eerie and out of place the van had seemed. For whatever reason, we were compelled to inch back out onto the street and peek around the corner. To our surprise the van wasn't anywhere to be seen. It was impossible for the van to leave our field of vision as there was no street for it to turn down withought passing us, and I was heavily watching for it to pass as we went up a few feet towards the house on the street we just turned on. Feeling even more creeped out now we decided to just go home and forget about it. But just as we turned around and were about to turn the corner towards our house, The van drove by on the street we had just looked down! Needless to say a lot of what the fuck's followed for the rest of the night.
schmarschmucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just today! My boyfriend was about to head to work when he realized he couldn't find his wallet. I swear to you we searched the entire apartment and we could not find it anywhere. I'd checked next to and underneath the bed several times, but there was no sign of it. After doing one more round of the apartment, I stuck my head under the bed for one last check. When I looked back, his wallet was on the ground, right in front of me. I feel like it materialized! Truthfully I was probably just being a space cadet and didn't notice it the first like 5 times I looked there... but it was still pretty odd.
JesterOfTheSwamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It happened two weeks ago, and I've thought about it everyday since.
The scene is my bathroom- the cold, pale tile floors. The sweltering air forming a liquid blanket on my skin after a recent hot shower. And of course the keystone and prize of any bathroom: The commode.
When I peered down into bowl of the toilet I was taken aback, shocked even! There, laying at the bottom like a dead fish - Two orbital shaped shit balls.
Impossible! I thought. I flushed that toilet over twenty minutes ago! How does the shit linger at the bottom of the bowl?
This mystery has plagued myself and all of my friends ever since. Glad I can share it with you Redditors.
badponies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In my junior year of high school (1996), I delivered pizzas at Pizza Hut and was sitting around between orders one day. I was outside, leaning against my car, watching the traffic go by next to the store. I had noticed a late model black Nissan Maxima go by, and for some inexplicable reason, wondered what a bright red Maxima might look like, because I hadn't ever seen that color Maxima before. As if on cue, a bright red late model Maxima drove by.
I'm absolutely certain that I didn't see it out of the corner of my eye, since I was at the end of an ally parking lot with the store on one side and a wall on the other. This occurrence has zero significance on anything whatsoever, but it must have made an impression on me, since I recall it at least once a month since then.
TheCatsBananas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will get buried among the comments, but here goes:
Once when I was young, I was playing in a McDonald's playground. This structure was quite tall - with about 5 or 6 levels.
I climbed to the top floor to look around. I found a small red tunnel that was in the shape of a 'C'. For whatever reason, I decided to crawl through it, run back to the start of the tunnel, and keep crawling through it again (This was all on the same floor).
Everything was going fine until about the 10th time I crawled through it... I emerged on the bottom floor.
I went all the way back to the top to try and see if it would happen again, but it never did.
I've always tried to rationalise it by saying I must have went through another tunnel that led directly to the bottom, but as I recall, the only way back down was by a ladder.
10007638 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Woman had a kid with no father, kinda got out of hand after that.
Enlightend1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Playing Soccer in grade 8,
The ball was kicked towards me, it slowed down to the point were I could examine the movement, it spun super slow and I was able to move my head around its trajectory constantly staring at it.
Can adrenaline do that?
cookiesandmilk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bite my tongue sometimes, still waiting on the update to patch that..
zdavis1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger I had a dream that I was watching the new (at the time) Godzilla movie, the one with Ferris Bueller. This was before the trailers had even come out on TV. Anyways I watch the ENTIRE movie in the dream. About a month later I'm in the theater watching a scene for scene reconstruction of my dream. Freaked my mom out by speaking every line before the actors said it, even though I had never seen the movie before.
blomez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was once hanging out in a friend's van with him and another friend. So it's him, me (a guy) and the other friend (a girl). Now the two of them were up front and I was in the back. I don't remember which one of us had brought the camera, but the girl turned it around and took a picture of herself. I don't know if it was just the strangest angle ever or what, but it somehow looked like she'd taken a picture of me instead of herself, though you could still tell it was her because her eyes are blue and mine are brown. We didn't look very much alike either... So I don't know how that happened~
UberPsyko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once randomly drew a destroyed oil rig for fun. A couple weeks later the bp oil spill happened. The I drew a comic of a guy near a smoking nuclear power plant. Guess what- next week, Fukushima Nuclear plant melts down.
Also, something a little less significant, I once dreamed my dad made a fried egg with two yolks. When I woke up, without even looking, I asked him if he had. Yup. Guess I'm a psychic now.
TheShillsHaveEyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ha
ghostsnstufx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will probably be a lost forever comment but whatever. One day me (aged 9) and my sister (aged 5) were throwing a tissue off of the balcony from our second floor to the main floor, with one person at the bottom trying to catch it. On one of the throws the tissue just stopped. It was just suspended there about 10-12 feet off the ground of the main floor. Thinking it was most likely a cobweb or something we got a broom and waved it all around the tissue, not missing a single spot where it could have been stuck to something invisible, but it didn't fall. It was like some Criss Angel trick, but the tissue just sat there suspended in time. It was there for about 5 hours before it finally just fell.
soadogs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:52:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some sort of air conditioning holding it up or something?
ghostsnstufx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No air conditioning in my house, I live in Canada :P
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I was eating at a restaurant with my mom. We were seated next to the front window, overlooking the parking lot. Our conversation had lulled and I began going into my own head. I'd recently had a falling out with my ex-lover and was thinking about our situation when a car drove by the window with a vanity plate with his name on it. Whoa, weird. A few minutes later, I'd moved on to a completely different thought about the RPG I'd been playing for the last few days. As I was thinking about that, another car drove by the window with a vanity plate that said 'LVL UP'.
Edit: just thought of another one. I had this Pink Panther mystery/adventure computer game I used to play when I was a kid (Passport to Peril - pretty much KQ7 Sierra-style adventure game). A few year earlier there was an infomercial making rounds on the TV for some sort or romantic pop song compilation CD, and one of the songs was 'Reunited and it feels so good'. That was the only segment of that song I'd ever heard at that age. So here I sat, a few years later, playing this computer game for the first time and I suddenly began thinking about that song. A few seconds later, I click on one of the characters on the screen to get him to talk. He's an Indian street entertainer. He sings "Reunited and it feels so good!" in a thick Indian accent.
I used to be accurately able to predict when there would be fire drills in elementary and middle school. I was so good at it that my friends in the know used to bet money with each other when I had a hunch.
sewiv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a child (6-12 yo), if I got a fever, my reflexes would get faster. I distinctly remember knocking over a glass of milk, grabbing the glass as it fell, and scooping up the milk in midair. Got almost all of it.
Eventually I learned to (I'm guessing) self-hypnotize through breath control and put myself into a state where everything seemed to be going in slow motion around me. That stopped working when I turned about 15.
The last few months have been really stressful, and again, my reflexes seem to be getting faster. Several times recently, I've dropped something or knocked something over, and caught it before it hit the ground.
auApex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember one bizarre occurrence from a few years ago. My friend and I were sitting in his dad's restaurant and we were drinking milkshakes. My friend put his milkshake on top of the table and the cup moved from one corner to the other without either of us (or anyone else) touching it. The table was completely flat and no one was putting any pressure on the cup or doing anything that could make it move like blowing at it. And there was definitely no one under the table. To this day, I've never come up with an explanation for how that happened.
Gavinardo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My first two years in college, I went to local campus some 30 miles away from where I lived. It was a long mostly-rural highway drive, until I got in to the city. I lef tone morning, got a cup of coffee and a snack on the way to school, and left town. Started out on my daily 30 mile drive like I always did.
Suddenly - and I mean SUDDENLY - I'm in the city, and almost to the campus. 30 miles. No recollection I had just driven that. Easily a 40 minute drive on average. But it was lost in the blink of an eye.
I realized I had just driven 30 miles and had no memory of a single second of it. Did I fall asleep? If I did, I'm a damn good driver in my sleep - there's many dangerous and narrow curves on that highway. High speeds too, 60 mph. I had no idea how I had managed to do that without even remembering doing it. I was so scared, I actually just sat in my car for the first class, wondering what the hell happened. I have no explanation.
ByTheBeardOfZeus001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
These are interesting stories for sure, but before everyone starts getting all superstitious remember this. The most improbable thing that could possibly happen is if no improbable things ever happened.
missSaraswati ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Going to get buried but here we go.
Every once in a while I don't like to admit i'm sick and should be in my bed to get well and leave the house to do more fun stuff. When this coincides with me having a fever, then it can start to get strange.
I can go up to about any luck chance game, and I'll win. Had a day at an amusement park like that. My then boyfriend ended up carrying this huge duck that cost me about 50 cents. He played most of the free stalls for me, I told him to quit wasting his money, he wasn't going to win it. Then the one I had waited for freed up, put my money in, and got the duck.
Ohh, and I won on everything that day, so he ended carrying around quite a lot of stuff, with me just getting worse and worse. Only reason I didn't win a huge chocolate and only got the tiny one - I was to tired at the end of the day to move the distance required of me.
Too bad I can't trigger that winning streak without being sick. :(
Ohhhh... And as a few others mentioned. I tend to dream stuff that then turn out to be occurences in my life a few weeks or montha later.
WanderingBard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I'll preface this by saying I don't expect anyone to believe me, but having read through these awesome comments, maybe this isn't the craziest thing to accept. In any case, I'll also say this: what I'm about to share with you is true.
I was once sitting with my cousin and out of nowhere, I said "watch this" and grabbed a single die. I rolled the die: 1. I rolled it again. 2. And again. 3. And again. 4. And again. 5. And three more times: 6. 6. 6. Then the pattern broke.
Now, I don't mean to suggest any Satanistic overtones here, but it's definitely the most "impossible" thing I've ever witnessed.
jstnhd1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
May 13 my best friend Michelle past away, may 28 me and some friends were at a music festival it was the first night there we just got settled in and were all relaxing. Everyone I was with were pretty close to her as well. The sky was really insane that night and we were taking pictures this was one of the pictures that was taken. I'm not a big believer but god damn this makes me speechless.
MetroSapien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Glitch = Reality.
We've all seen the movie.
joggle1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
After working at my current job in Boulder, Colorado for a few years, I found out my boss had once worked at a day care while he went to college at Austin. I asked him which one. It was "Kids Computing," a few miles north of Austin. I asked him when he worked there. 1984. I also went to kids computing that summer (I was 5 at the time). He then remembered me and we realized we first met 1000 miles away almost 30 years before. That was pretty odd.
Captain_d00m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This'll get buried, and it's not even that crazy of a story, but it freaked me out when it happened.
I had to get some money, so I went through the drive thru atm. Put my card in, hit the buttons, and pull out $300. Pull up and count it. $340. That's not right. Count again. $340. Park the car, count it. $340. Count again. $340. Okay, this is'nt a miscount, it definitely gave me $340. Count it once more. $340. Okay. So I go in, make sure they know I pulled out an extra $40. Make small talk with the banker. She counts it. $300. WHAT MANNER OF SORCERY. To this day, I don't know how it could've happened.
MongolianBBQ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was playing "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader" on xbox with my buddies and all of the sudden I go on a streak pressing the correct answer to every question while chatting to the girl next to me. My friends notice that I'm not looking at the TV and let out a large "what the fuck?!". Then I started trying and I learned that indeed I'm not actually smarter than a 5th grader.
kingsway8605 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have predicted an Earthquake and a train accident a right before they happened. When I say predicted, I don't mean I said "and thou shall be an Earthquake." I mean I had a passing thought that there was about to be an earthquake, no different than a ton of other random thoughts I have every day, except that after a minute a local Earthquake occurred. When I was 12-13 I saw train tracks and randomly thought "how is it little kids don't ever get hit by trains when they are out in the open like that." That day in the news they said a little girl a few towns over was playing on tracks and got hit by a train somehow.
Gh0stw0lf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am a bit late to the show, but I'll submit my glitch as creepy as it was. Almost a year ago, when I would drive my ex-girlfriend back to her house after our date night; almost always I would get some nice roadhead or we would stop somewhere and get it on in a parking lot that would be deserted.
So, I pull into a warehouse parking lot that I know very well because during the daytime my parent's have a business there. Well across from those sets of warehouses there is another, larger warehouse separated by a long and tall fence with a big parking lot since it used to be a lumber depot but is now up for sale that they keep locked up. I start getting some good head from my girlfriend when I notice something strange in the parking lot of the for sale lumber depot, a car with a silhouette of someone turned and looking right at me. Then waves. Now since I'm getting head I see this myself and I am sufficiently freaked out where I stop and tell my ex we're leaving.
Now, the creepier part. The warehouses where I was and the lumber depot share the same road to get in and out of the general complex, as I am leaving, there is NOTHING in the parking lot of the lumber depot anymore.
codymariesmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Salvia.
CykoMelody ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was outside and saw a shadow of someone walking... but nobody was there.
Probably a good explanation for what happened but it really left me in a daze after it had happened.
alien_signals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe this can be chalked up to some sort of mental problem, or damage, but here it is. I was working a a restaurant at the time, everything seemed pretty normal until I handed this guy a beer. At that point everything that I could perceive just kind of blinked out of existence. Couldn't see anything with the exception of the red jagged key-looking shape, and my hearing was obscured by this sort of dull roar. I shake it off, continue working. Same thing happens a month or so later with a blue shape this time, same weird blindness and lack of sound. It had happened some other times too, but not as lengthy, just sort of flashing at you like a single frame on a film projector.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I drive past houses with lights on at night, I get these brief flashes of everything inside the house including what it smells like, carpet colour, dishes, good vibe, bad vibe, etc. It only happens when driving past the house quickly, never when walking past or cruising slowly past. Only happens at night and with houses that have light coming out the windows. It's like I get this whole picture of what's inside in one quick flash. Like watching a whole movie in a fraction of a second. This has happened since I was little. I've never had the guts to go ring a doorbell and find out if I just have a realllly overactive imagination.
I woke up in the middle of the night thinking, 'hey, we just had an earthquake', then went back to bed and the next day read about the earthquake in Japan. Now, I live on the West coast and we have little mini tremors from time to time so it was probably that. I don't think we could have felt the earthquake or aftershocks all the way over here.
I also have moments or situations where I realized I dreamed the whole thing years ago. Like an uber deja vu. Brains are weird.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In 7th grade I wasn't paying attention to the teacher, but staring at the four drawer filing cabinet she had behind her desk. The second drawer from the top opened by itself. Freaked me out for years, but now I realize the weight probably just shifted.
dorkus1244 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As a kid, I once burped and smoke came out. I figured it was something I ate, and ate the same thing for the next few days, and kept making myself burp. No more smoke though. I'm sure there's a scientific explanation for this.
dehle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, I had to post this...
First let me state that I don't believe in ghosts, the supernatural or any of that type of stuff.
This one time I was spending the night at my baby-sitters house. I must have been around 9 or 10 years old give-or-take. It was at night and I was holding a toy in my hand in my bed... pretty dark in the room I was sleeping.
To this day, i vividly remember something or someone grabbing the toy out of my hand. The room was pitch black and it was silent. Scared the crap out of me! Maybe it was a dream or something, but I can normally tell the difference between a dream and real life. This seemed real... I even remember being freaked out about it the following few days...
steadywing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Teacher assigns book to read on our own over the course of 2 weeks.
Teacher assigns a test.
I don't even open the book.
I take the test.
I am the only student to 100% the test.
prostidude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A year or so ago, I had a dream that I was being pulled along in this coffin-shaped boat in a black sea. Along the horizon the sun was setting and there is this strange triangular building sticking out amongst a few others. A normal high-rise building but just in the shape of a triangle.
A few months later, a few days before the tsunami happens, I'm looking on the net planning our Japan trip and I see the exact fucking building I saw in my dream - the Aomori Tourist Centre.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once I was sitting at the computer and I proceeded to scratch my balls when a used train ticket popped out. I was wearing basketball shorts with no pockets and I hadn't taken the train in over two weeks.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was playing with the family cat when I was about 5 years old, the cat walked into a closet and I closed the door behind it. The door was closed for all of 30 seconds before I opened it to let the cat out. When I opened the door the cat was gone. I looked in all the boxes, behind the shoe rack, nothing, no cat. I was freaked out about it and went to tell my mother and explained what happened. After looking she came to the conclusion that I had let the cat outside and was making up the story to cover my ass. The cat never showed up again. Thirty years later and I still can't explain where the damn cat went and it nags at me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid, I had just lost a tooth. No big deal. About two weeks go by and I can just start to feel the nub of my brand new adult tooth starting to come in. I start to eat something (popcorn I think) when all of a sudden I get this weird sudden zingy feeling in my mouth, right where my tooth used to be. I stick my tongue into the place where the nub is, and BAM! Completely fully grown adult canine has replaced it, seemingly instantly. Still can't explain it to this day.
svrtngr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Woke up with this bright light shining into my room. Almost like a spotlight. Look outside and see a floating ball of fucking light hanging outside my room.
Needless to say, I was scared.
Oh, and it gets better. This is from the same house where I grew up in as a kid--I'd see weird stuff (like shadows peeking around corners, feeling hands on my shoulder, hear knocking at night). After we sold the house and moved, I'm laying in my bed one morning and my parents' room is right across the hall, I hear my dad say "Yeah, I'm pretty sure that house was haunted."
A month later, my childhood home burned down.
True story.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time a buddy of mine and I were driving around town just talking about none sense. Out of no where I just started singing "We're the kids in America!" just for shits and giggles. My friend laughs, and probably to shut me up, he turns on and turns up his radio in the car. The fucking Kids in America is playing on the radio.
Weird right?
Months later my mom and I are talking about the paranormal and the ilk. Radio is off. I tell my mom the kids in America story. She says "That's weird!" and as a joke she turned on the radio.
The fucking "Kids in America" is playing on the goddamn radio. I cannot hear that song or think about it without freaking out.
It's the worse super power ever.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My senior year of high school about 6 years ago, I was at one of my high school football games (as a spectator). The lights were on as it was a night game, but it was still dusk out before the sun went down. Anyway, this big huge bug looking thing comes floating down over the lights, flapping it's wings repetitively.
When it got closer, I saw that it was none other than a fairy. You can think you're lying if you want, but I know a bug when I see one, and I know that this wasn't any kind of bug. It had these wings like a dragon fly, where they kind of heli-copter ish buzzed and allowed it to float, yet still descend and what not. The body was human-like, but small, and definitely had legs and arms.
I know it probably sounds weird, but I saw a fucking fairy, and so did the people around me. Never brought it up more than a few times because every time I tried I realized people thought I was crazy hah. But for real, I saw a fucking fairy.
Grimleawesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one time when I was watching some movie or series on my pc I was playing around with an empty water bottle. I kept trying to get it to spin on my palm just as if you gave it a spin on a flat surface. A couple of minutes goes past like this. All of a sudden the bottle slips out of my palm and before it hits the ground, in an attempt to catch it, I knock it away with my hand. The bottle bounces on my floor once and then goes out my door into the hallway and out of sight. Too lazy to chase after my toy it takes me a few minutes to go after it. As I step out of my room into the hallway I find the bottle a few feet away STANDING THE FUCK UP. I took a quick look around the house to make sure I was alone and then threw the bottle away. No recycling for that evil demon bottle.
TL;DR - Dropped a bottle and it ended up standing a few feet into the next room(hallway).
siphontheenigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure how this will stack up with some of these, but here goes:
Throughout my summers in high school and college I worked at a Boy Scout Camp. One year, after the camping season was over and all of the campers and most of the staff had gone home, a few of us were staying behind for a few days to help with clean up and winterizing. We were staying in one of two large cabins where the more senior staff stay. About 30 yards away is the staff shower house and beyond that is a grouping of 10 smaller cabins where the younger staff members live. Given that all the junior staff was gone and we were using the nicer shower in the camp director's bathroom inside the admin building, we spent part of a day cleaning out the junior staff cabins and shower house, making sure all the lights and water faucets were turned off for the winter.
Later that night, we were sitting on the porch of our cabin and we noticed lights over in the junior staff cabins. When we went over to investigate, there were 3 porch lights on in the cabins and the last shower/toilet stall's light was on. There was also a single piece of shit (no piss or TP) in the toilet in that stall. We had cleaned and flushed all the toilets earlier that day. No one else was in camp or had been; in fact the gate was locked at the entrance.
Another summer, again after camp had ended and there were only a few of us there, we saw some strange lights while down on the lake. It was around dusk, and we were chilling on the camp lake, rowing, canoeing, fishing, etc. Similar situation: the gate was locked and everyone who was in camp was at the lake. We noticed some lights up on the side of the hill. This was the hill upon which about half of the camp was built, so there were several buildings on it. However, these lights were coming from a part of the hill that had no buildings, trails or campsites because it was too steep; it was just woods. There were 3 or 4 lights, about the brightness of a typical incandescent bulb, just sitting there not moving at all. The live-in year-round caretaker went to investigate and walked through the woods with a flashlight to investigate. As soon as he started toward the lights, they just kind of faded away. He looked for about half an hour, and we could see the light of his flashlight as he walked through the same area the other lights, but he never found anything that could have generated the light. We checked back the next day in the daylight but we still couldn't find anything.
People have seen and heard a lot of strange things in and around the camp, this is just what I've experienced firsthand.
ImFlamtastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will probably get buried but I had an ok plastic brick phone back when I was in middle school. It was simply to call my mother for emergencies and such ( not texting, terrible camera, no games). I took a picture of my friend to test the camera and I set it as his contact picture so it would show up when he called. This was the ONLY picture I took with this phone. It was the side of his face looking to the left off in the distance. Only when you click in the picture with the enter button to see a bigger version, HE'S LOOKING STRAIGHT AT YOU! I had never taken another picture with that phone and I still have it to this day, but when you click on the picture nothing in the picture changes except for my friends face goes from looking off to the left to a super serious expression right at the camera. Freaky as fuck. TL;DR- Took picture of friend with old phone, clicking on thumbnail makes his face move.
moonblade89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There was a time after coming back from a club where a few mates of mine and myself were going to crash at a friend's place. Most had gone to bed except myself and another friend (Both of us stone sober). HE says hes gonna hit the sack. Now there werent enough bedrooms for us all, obviously so some of us had to take the couches.
To get to the lounge, you had to pass the bedrooms, there is absolutely no other way unless you walk around the house and enter the back door, in which case a person standing by the bedrooms would still have seen you.
So anyway, Im headed to the lounge, and I see my friend Brandon on the couch, fast asleep. So I figure "score, this means I get the last bed". Open the bedroom door, Brandon fast asleep on the bed. Ok, WTF, he was JUST in the lounge not even a full glance to my left. Alright no thats chilled, just take the couch. Turn back to the lounge, NOBODY THERE.
Its not a matter of lighting conditions (the lounge light was on) or me being drunk nor high, as mentioned, stone sober. He was just there one minute and gone the next.
Scottrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When did he come back? If he did at all.
moonblade89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He was in the lounge when I first looked, then I turn to the bedroom and hes there, look back at the lounge and he wasnt there anymore
Yellosnomonkee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once it was 10 pm and I had shool the next day so I was about to go to bed. I distintly remember taking my socks off and getting in bed, once I was covered up I was twittling my feet for about 15 minutes before realizing I had socks on! I cannot sleep with socks on so I am flipping out it made me tell my mom and scared me I thought I had gone crazy it brought a tear to my eye typing this that is how much it freaked me out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I dropped a AA battery, me and my brother both saw it roll under the TV stand. We looked under and all around the stand, but couldn't find it. When we sit back up it is on the floor behind us.
BSPiotr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The only thing that gets close (other than deja vu and other "future" stories) is the one time I distinctly remember when I was younger.
About... 10? at the time, going home from my grandparents home in Chicago in the car. Stormy night.
I was watching the rain race down on the rear windshield. Taking bets, etc. Suddenly, BAM, lightning strikes right behind the car (am unsure if it hit or not). In the place in the road is a crack, and I see a Zeus-type lightning symbol sticking out of the crack.
I'd say it was just my imagination, but the car behind us skid to a halt before that symbol. This was before the days of me playing Super Mario Kart, as well...
I have a lot of deja vu stories to share... and unrelated, I learned what blinking yellow and red lights meant because I gave a guess from SMW.
herestoshuttingup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Late to the party and this will get buried, but as a kid I had a vivid memory of playing outsideon a fall day and looking through a fence at flamingos in a small pond with ducks around them. I live in Seattle so you can imagine how unlikely this is, but I remember it clear as day and have for years. My mom often teases me about, saying it was just a dream, and over the last couple years I've started to agree with her even though this memory is so vivd and seems real.
So, last weekend I went to the zoo and realized there was a section I had never visitedd before. Sure enough, it contained a flamingo exhibit exactly like my memory, down to every detail. Freaking uncanny. I had my phone to my ear about to call my mom and tell her that it was a real memory, but of zoo animals and not wild ones, when my fiance started reading a sign outloud...apparently this exhibit didnt even open til 2008. I have no idea why I have a memory of visiting it in the late 80's.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had this weird dream this one time and it still freaks me out.
I once had a dream when i was very little(6-7) where I saw this girl, around 17-18 years old, laying on one of those green, metal things(idk what the fuck it's called, sorry) outside residential property. She was propped up on one arm and had a look of fear, or surprise on her face. In the background I could hear wailing or something of the sort. The scenery was all white and misty-looking..... It reminded me of Assassin's Creed while in the Animus........
I dont remember EXACTLY, but my family decided to visit my relatives in California,(During those dry-fires everywhere) and while we are getting situated with my family, I decided to go outside and listen to music.
Outside, some elementary kids were on their bikes in the middle of the road, trying out their poorly self made ramp.the ramp holds for a while, but then one of the older kids decides to be a badass and go full speed. His front wheel hits the bottom of the ramp and he flips over himself and breaks his arm. As his parents rush to grab him, I look away to my right and sure enough there was that girl. As soon as his parents tried to move him, I heard the wailing.
I was so freaked out, I didn't talk to my parents for the entire time we were there.
ccaputo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had something like this happen to me too. I was probably 8 or 9 years old. One night I had a dream that I couldn't find my mom, so I took her car from the garage and drove it to a friend's house where i thought she might be. In the dream I was steering the car and my sister, who's a year younger than I am, was operating the gas/brake. A few years later my sister asked me if I remembered the time we drove my mom's car to my friend's house to find my mom. Turns out she remembered it exactly like I had dreamed it. We talked to my mom about it and she confirmed that it had never really happened. My sister and I still joke about it sometimes.
soAsian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some Hollywood fucker going to make a movie out of one of the story on this thread.
Thinks_Like_A_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was talking to a friend on the phone about a mutual acquaintance. My friend said something sarcastic like, "When he gets with his friends, they probably all sit around and talk about shoes" -- making a joke about how women talk. Just then, the call waiting beeps and I pick up and it's the acquaintance. He tells me he's having a football party the next day, "My friends and I are going to sit around and talk about shoes."
There were several instances with this person of incredibly creepy and weird things like that.
someweirdguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I love the stories but I get the feeling that some of you will be getting a visit from a secret government organization tonight either hoping to hire you or experiment on you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I swear I saw myself walking down the sidewalk once. A few months ago I was driving past and glanced over to my left. Literally exactly the same person as me... He was even wearing clothes I would wear. I was so transfixed I almost rear-ended the car in front of me. Ive never seen anything like it since.
HaveMercyOnMyBrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was staying alone in my house for a few days in the winter. We had a detached kitchen. I finished making di nner & was bringingit to my room in the main house. I had all the doors closed to minimise heatlos. After I entered the house though the side door, I closed it behind me. I was being careful because I had aloaded tray in myhands. Before I could lock the door, it swung open, then shut. Then the next door. Basically, the doors opened & closed in the proper sequence to enter the house. Screwy part was that they didn't all open & close together, because I would have figured that to be a pressure differential, but one by one.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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stealthshadow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:22:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some people pay extraordinary sums of money for that
LoboDaTerra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've always been known as a long pooper, but I had one experience when I was younger that I still don't understand. I was probably 13-14 came home with a friend one day and had to take a poop. Told him I'd be right back. Grabbed the book I was reading at the time, and ran upstairs. In my memory all that happened was I sat down, pooped, read about 2 pages, cleaned up and went down stairs. When I got downstairs my friend was sitting on the couch looking pissed. I asked him what was wrong. He responded that I was an asshole and had been upstairs for 3 hours. I told him he was crazy, I looked at the clock, he was right. Somehow what seemed like 5-10 minutes for me was really 3 hours. I dunno
rabidllama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When my sister was very little, she stuck a quarter in an electrical socket and shocked herself. Turned a big patch of the coin black, in a very distinctive pattern.
Somehow I ended up finding it and I spent it on something. I think the first time was on a soda. I say "first time" because, no matter how many times I would use it, this fucking quarter always somehow made it back into my possession. I swear, it must have circulated back to me at least three times and I'm totally certain it was the same coin.
It mostly circulated around my school (I think I was in early high school) so I guess the probability of finding the same coin multiple times isn't astronomical, but another time it turned up somewhere completely unrelated.
I haven't seen it for a long time, but man was it weird every time I did.
stealthshadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You'll get it as change tomorrow.
rabidllama ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:19:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I actually think it's still in the house somewhere. Probably under my bed. Watching me sleep.
NoodleWorm64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Had a slightly strange experience like this once...I was staying the night at a friend's house, and was laying on the top bunk of a bunkbed, with my phone next to me. I was facing a wall that didn't have much around it other than a computer desk and lamp near another wall. At one point before I fell asleep, I accidentally knocked my phone off the bed towards the wall. I heard it bump into something, and thought "It must've bounced off the wall onto the floor...screw it, I'll get it in the morning". Well, morning came, and there was no sign of it anywhere. I woke up before my friend, and searched all over his apartment. The phone wasn't on the floor, wasn't under the desk or the lamp...it seemed to have disappeared. But after a while, I fianally found it. Underneath the bottom bunk. Directly underneath the middle of the bed. Behind a bunch of boxes. To this day, I can't even begin to explain how the hell it got there. First I figured it hit the wall really hard and bounced under the bed--I've seen things fly in completely arbitrary directions when dropped/thrown against something...but if it did that, it would have been in front of the boxes...not behind them as if intentionally placed there by someone. It should be noted that I dropped my phone long after my friend was asleep, and that he had a cold around then, so he wasn't awake to prank me, nor in the mood. So I suppose my phone just sort of teleported there! Cue Twilight Zone theme
OldJeb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Around grade 7 or 8 I wanted to call my best friend to see if he wanted to hang out. It must have been a weekend. After I dialed the number I didn't hear any ringing. Thinking the call must not have connected properly, I was about to hang up and redial when I heard a noise coming from the other end. It sounded familiar. "[Friend's name]?" I asked. "[OldJeb]?" he countered. The friend I was calling to ask if he wanted to hangout was calling me to do the same. Somehow our calls just connected with each other. Coincidence, or something more? To this day, one of the weirdest things that's ever happened to me, and probably to my friend as well.
sambamayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As a wee lad i watched the exorcism of emily rose, where there is a witching hour at three AM. The next two nights i woke up right at three and i was horrified until four.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was much younger I had a dream where I was swimming perfectly. I couldn't actually swim though.
Anyway, jet a little forward in the future, I'm on vacation down in Oregon. My cousin and I are in a pool, and I started swimming perfectly. I have no way to explain it.
jsnarf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
not sure if this counts as a glitch in the matrix, but one time I was hanging out with friends and smoking and whatnot and I had a big glass bottle of lemonade that I had bought. We were listening to 'Echoes' by Pink Floyd. I hit the bottle once on the ground at one point in the song when it really kicks in, and the bottom of the bottle perfectly detached itself from the rest of it. I was left with a glass bottle with no bottom and a perfectly round piece of glass. No other cracks.
PlasmaPistol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When my grandmother was on her deathbed, she was staying in her living room on one of those hospital beds. Seconds after she passed away, the smoke detector right above her bed went off. Kind of spooky but reassuring for a Catholic family.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have had matrix moments where I glance at something quickly, not really registering it, and then when I turn, in my peripheral vision I see the thing moving again, like a video skipping or something. It has happened with a dog and two people, and I ALWAYS think, "There's a glitch in the Matrix."
I also have the dreams of mundane, everyday thinks that happen in real life months or years later. And then I think, "Ohhh, so THAT'S where I was!" or "THAT'S what I was doing!" once everything finally makes sense.
ChiefBearPaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have had this occur many times when I am walking to my car with a song in my head and when I turn on my car the same song is playing on the radio. Creeps me out.
HaveMercyOnMyBrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I was staying alone in my house for a few days in the winter. We had a detached kitchen. I finished making dinner & was bringing it to my room in the main house. I had all the doors closed to minimise heatloss.After I entered the house though the side door, I closed it behind me. I was being careful because I had a loaded tray in my hands. Before I could lock the door, it swung open, then shut. Then the next door. Basically, the doors opened & closed in the proper sequence to enter the house. Screwy part was that they didn't all open & close together, because I would have figured that to be a pressure differential, but one by one.
EDIT: Typo's.
vexstream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was young, I got a small brass compass. One day I put it in my pocket, allong with a small magnet. A few minutes later, I feel something poking me. When I checked my pocket, the needle had come out of the sealed, brass compass, with no way of getting out.
aXehanD_ler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This has haunted me to this day, and truly left my mind open to the mysterious and paranormal. So maybe ten years ago, I was sitting in my room eating some munchies and playing video games, like any somewhat normal 18 year old. I had just opened a new pack of graham crackers of the delicious cinnamon variety and was happily indulging my craving. I took a bite out of one, set it down, and continued with my GTA Vice City. A moment later, I reached for what was left of it and it was gone.Now, I was home alone, and my bedroom door was shut. I thought to myself, pehaps my ornery cat was about, perhaps some crazy mouse had taken it, maybe I simply didn't remember eating the entire thing.So I take another graham cracker from the box, conscienceley take only one bite, and set it next to me on the table. I think "how crazy would it be if this one disappeared?" So I decide to tempt whatever powers that be, saying aloud "Go ahead and make this one vanish, Mysterious Graham Cracker Thief!" This time I know the remaining cracker is right beside me, so I return a portion of my focus to the game for no more than a minute, never letting my scrumptious snack leave my mind. I look down, and it is gone. Again. Needless to say I freaked out a little, and it has never left my head. Nothing similar has happened before or since(to my conscience knowledge) but I am forever open to the concepts of the paranormal and the greater mysteries of the universe.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
that one gave me chills
asian-sensation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So in my freshman year in college me and a few friends from my dorm floor decide to play the board game Clue. I've never played many board games, let alone Clue, but I agreed to play because I couldn't find anything else to do.
I've never played Clue as I mentioned, so there was a little explanation involved after we sat around the table. So the game began, and if I remember correctly, when you enter a room you are allowed to guess who the killer was, in what room and with what weapon. The turns went all the way around the table and then back to me, where I rolled enough to be the first to get into a room. I can't remember which room though.
So I had the first guess in the game, so I picked the killer, the weapon and the place of murder. I wish I can remember the three I picked, I think it was Professor Plum with a Rope in the Library.
Everybody looks at their cards one by one, and one by one they all shake their heads. We all think there's gotta be a mistake, until we open up the envelope to discover I had nailed it on the first guess of the game.
I went insane. The chances of this happening are so slim. If I hadn't sat where I sat at the table, picked the token I picked, the dice rolling the right amount for me and from my friends, and then picking from a huge combination of choices, there's almost no way it should have happened, but it did.
Needless to say we played another game after I stopped freaking out.
TeddyBear_Squabble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, during my 22 years I've had, that I realized, maybe 4 deja vu moments where I swear i'd been through those exact situations before. weird.
Tragic_Kingdom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When i was 5 or so my Grandma bought me a toy magic kit. I didn't bother to read the instructions, so i was busily tapping a wand to a cup with a cotton ball under it to try and make it disappear. After about the 10th time of trying i got very angry and hit the cup very hard with the wand. When i lifted up the cup, the cotton ball was gone. I was a rational child so i looked under the table i was sitting at, back in the cup, high and low for the cotton ball and it was not to be found.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once when I was outside in the middle of the night, just tossing something in the garbage outside, I distinctly and loudly heard someone say my name. Not shouted, just a clear, projected voice. No one was around, and no one inside knew about it.
I would have just written it up as my friends fucking with me, but they're all terrible liars, and the voice I heard was clearly not any of them.
angreesloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh i just realized I have a story. This actually happens at least once a week, and it's convinced me I'm precognitive. I hear and see things exactly before they happen, then when they do I remember that I've seen or heard this exact thing. It's completely useless, but still pretty fun.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A few years ago, errr "some friends I knew" decided to drink 2 bottles of a robitussin, take 3 nodoz, smoke some headies, and ended up going to a party. Ok fuck it, we then proceeded to sit down and intently watch the itunes visualizer on a large plasmascreen, becoming convinced that we had left the matrix and began explaining our newfound understanding of the universe, time, causality, etc as we witnessed the 'stars' and 'planets' on the screen fly by. Then someone minimized it to change the song. Simultaneously, we both yelled "there's a glitch in the matrix" and tackled the dude. Umm next thing I remember is waking up in a bush outside the house in the morning.
Emperor_Norton_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a teen, I read a story about a prominent Nazi and some of the stuff he did during the war. Later I tried to find information on him via the internet but there was none, not even a scrap on information anywhere. As time goes by, I've even forgotten his name, like the last piece was corrected. Then a few weeks ago, I read about Die Glocke.....
stealthshadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever read 1984?
Emperor_Norton_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, sadly the movie is one of my favorites but I've never read the book (it was one of the required books when I was in high school so I refused to read it), now my eyesight has gotten bad enough that I don't really read much anymore (sad days for a guy that used to read a book every day or two). Why?
stealthshadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've never seen the movie, so I'm not sure all the details transferred, but the main character's job in the book was to correct history to aptly reflect the wishes of the Party. This sometimes meant erasing people from history completely. Books were re-written, newspapers re-written, everything changed to remove all record of the person. Your post made me think of that.
Momentito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As a kid I remember on numerous occasions I would be out in my backyard playing by myself and I would hear this girl's voice calling out to me, but there was no one around, and the voice always sounded loud as though it were right next to me, and every where around me. I can't recall what she would say but it definitely happened on more than one occasion, every time I would just run back in to the house and be freaked out about it. One day my brother was telling my parents how he was scared to go outside, and i said 'why, do you hear a girl's voice too?' and he said yes, and after that we never heard her again, at least, i didn't.
DontQuoteMeOnThis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So in my house we have two showers, my parents (master bedroom) and the one next to my room. For some reason or another I have to use my parents shower because mine isn't working or the drain is clogged or something.. And while taking a shower I notice that there is a bar of Irish Springs soap, mixed with water, in my mom's hair conditioner. Thinking this very odd I just continue with my shower and not speak a word of it. Thinking that my parents are being weird. (they are in their 50's) Mom comes into my bonus room yelling at me asking me why I would do such a childish thing. To this day I have no idea why the fuck there was an Irish Spring's soap bar in my mom's conditioner.
jkdeadite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Two things like this:
Last year, for a period of several months, I saw the same 40-something Asian gentleman almost everywhere I went. He would be walking behind me in the middle of the day, then in a different part of town later that night. He would walk into shops and restaurants I went to a few minutes after I got there, sit down, and look around. When I went to the barber shop, he showed up and refused to have his hair cut, implying that he was just waiting for someone. And at a couple restaurants and coffee shops, he would sit down and never order anything. This didn't just happened once-in-a-while - it happened more than once a day if I was out and about. The weirdest time was after the barbershop thing, later that night, he showed up at our student radio station and just sat in the lobby since he had no key to get into the actual station.
At my parents house, my siblings and I have all seen a station wagon and a black minivan slow to a stop at our drive way, lean out of the car and take a picture of the house. We first saw this happen a month after we moved in. My sister and I both saw the vehicles at different times during that month. Since then, we've seen them multiple times every few months. This has been happening for the last nine years. It happened mostly during the summer, but this could be because we were home all the time then.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
if you didn't make that up, one of the weirdest things i've read. Asian dude is probably an alien.
jkdeadite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I made it up. I'm a very rational, anti-skeptical person. I tried for the longest time to convince myself it was just a coincidence, but I honestly don't know what was going on. I figure he never made direct contact with me, so maybe it was just a huge coincidence.
IaAranaDiscoteca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Coincidence: I just finished watching the matrix and get on reddit to see this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Almost every day look at the clock at 4:44 pm and it freaks me out. It started about a year ago.
mateogg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
3:14
of course, it's obviously because it's pi an I remember it more than when I look at the time at other ours, but still, it can be creepy sometimes
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriends brother went to Colorado and bought a perpetual motion magnetic toy. Those metal things that sits above a magnet and you give it one swing and it spins for a long time.
So we're all in the kitchen where he was showing it to us and we leave it on the kitchen counter. Go about our business in the house, and then I opened the refrigerator and see that damn toy in there. We all did not move it and it was only us in the house.
atomicbum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As a young child traveling across the New Mexico desert my dad and I broke down in his old Ford. It was mid day in mid May. Th e cooled area of any shade was gone. The radiator hose had busted and leaked out its precious . We pulled over on the two lane black top with nothing but mirage of glinting black asphalt in East and west. with sand and wind from south to north. Half way to our distension we pondered to walk or wait for rescue . To sit in the ranchero would be like a toaster oven. To walk would be a sunburn. As we prepared for our sun burn and not wanting to leave any wanted items behind as they tend to walk off we decided to hide our valuables in the sage. A large sage brush was near the side of the road we headed to it with are precious to keep safe. Only a few steps from the truck we could see in the tall grass a cooler. A Colman cooler green and fairly new . The lid was gone but the melted ice was not. .
inexcess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time down at the shore. In the middle of the day I was on my way from our beach house to the beach when I saw a brief flash of light in the sky. It was almost like a meteorite that appeared for maybe half a second or less. Ive never seen anything like it since.
My sophmore year of college, I left my dorm room to get food. I turned the tv off, locked the door, and left. When I got back the TV was on and it was on the Fox Soccer Channel, which neither me or my roomate ever watched. He hadnt been there either.
UncleDozer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger, I used to have what I thought were dreams of my bed shaking, sometimes violently... Well, one night, my brother came to visit me and my father (parents were divorced) and I let him sleep in my room... I am up playing on the computer in a different room (Starcraft, Fuck yes) and he comes running in crying and telling me over and over again that "The bed was shaking, the bed was shaking." I told him that was normal, then realized how fucking freaky it was. Didn't sleep for a week in my own room after that.
Seeders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody will believe this one:
I wake up in the 'Nintendo' room where my Nintendo was as a kid. I was in a sleeping bag. I rolled up the sleeping bag, packed it all up, and took it upstairs to my dad's room. Had a short conversation (good morning, etc). I start heading back downstairs when I blink.
I open my eyes in the 'Nintendo' room where my Nintendo was as a kid. I was in a sleeping bag. I rolled up the sleeping bag, packed it all up, and took it upstairs to my dad's room. Had a short conversation (good morning, etc). I start heading back downstairs and eat breakfast.
I'm confused but don't say anything.
A few years later:
I'm having a conversation during basketball practice. My back is turned to the basket but I hear two distinct "SWISH"'s from my friend's shooting basketball about 1 second apart. Surprised by two in a row, I turn around. There is 1 guy at the three point line, and one ball bounces underneath the basket.
Grymnir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Im of the mind that when we dream, we enter into other quantum universes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably gonna get burried but oh well... so im making out with my gf at her apartment, and in the midst end up taking off a hair elastic she had around her wrist. I then proceed to shoot the hair band in an arbitrary direction and after a couple of collisions with random objects the elastic lands perfectly around the handle of a dust pan that was in the corner of the room....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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YoullThankMeLater ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:19:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
aliens...
SillyHuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid, I played a computer game on Macintosh, at a good friends house, called Lunakis. I played it many, many times with vivid memories and details, he even remembers it.. Unfortunately, he is now kneck deep in Army SF and I haven't seen him in over 15 years with not much chance of contact. I've scoured the internet and prayed to google, trying to find it. But alas, I always come up empty handed.
Still waiting to fix this glitch..
TeslaDroid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had several dreams that predicted future events at first it felt as deja vu it wasn't until I began to recall and record my dreams that I realized the similarities.
faceplain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was playing Scattergories with friends. Eventually I got bored and just decided to write whatever I wanted in the blanks, regardless of what the category was (still using the prompted starting letter, though). I no longer had the card of numbered categories in front of me.
The letter was T, and for one of the blanks I wrote Tasmania. Turns out, the blank that I wrote Tasmania for was asking for a country. And my asshole friend also wrote down Tasmania. So I didn't get the damn point.
Remix73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hope he didn't get the point either, since Tasmania isn't a country.
faceplain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well I'll be damned. Sorry to my Australian Redditor friends.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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soadogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Then again you are blonde so you likely bought them and put them there and then quickly forgot.
Charlie_Bent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
odds of opening locker without knowing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing groundbreaking but I remember in middle school I was asked to write an answer on the board for a geography question. I don't remember the question nor did I have any clue what it was. As I approached the board I felt serious deja vu, strong enough to allow me to see what I would have written down in this "past memory". I wrote that down and got it right, then sat down shocked as to what just happened.
ArPak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reading this thread is gonna make me so paranoid today and not be able to sleep at night, yet I can't stop!!
CharlesAnonymousVII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That was me.
Vnoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This story is absolutely unable to prove, but at some point last year I was falling asleep and in the back of my mind saw an office, mangoes, felt happy and people around. I remember thinking "I bet that's my vacation work as a geologist if I get it..." Sure enough, last week I got chills and the feeling of deja vu, and realised that the 'vision' had come true, as at work on my 5th week of vacation work we celebrated a coworker leaving with mangoes. The same orange office and people as I imagined.
I'm an atheist, normally the first to call bullshit, and in no way believe in pseudoscience, but I still believe that this happened because it's not the first time....
jb2386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably too late to the party, but the weirdest I've ever personally experienced is sleep paralysis. The issue isn't the fact that I can't move, it's that EVERY time it happens, I have the weirdest sensation of there being a dark figure/person standing at the end of the bed. I've talked to many people who experience the exact same sensation of feeling someone/a presence in the room.
ClericalNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is gonna get buried but it is a recurring event that happens to me. I actually no longer smoke weed because it always triggers this mindset. For some reason, whenever I am under the influence of anything, reality slows down for me to a very scary degree. Almost to where everything stops. It happens very rarely when I am drunk and it freaks the shit out of me every time. I feel like life isn't real and I am a figment of someones imagination. The only way to get rid of it is to take an ambien (ironic since it slows brain functions) and go straight to sleep. But that process seems to take an eternity.
inexcess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like to randomly goof around with my gf. While watching the Muppets movie at the theater with her, I just randomly said "This is Awesome!" which happened to be the next line the movie. Never saw it before, just one of those things I guess.
not_holly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I go to bed, 80% of the time I put my glasses on the floor next to my bed. Maybe not the smartest place, but despite my near-blindness, I've never stepped on a pair.
One morning, I got out of bed and reached for my glasses. Except they weren't there. I started panning the floor with my hands (Velma style) to no avail. Thinking they possibly may of been pushed underneath my bed, I began swiping the floor with my arm flat against the carpet. Nothing. I began to look at other possible places (desk, bookshelf, other side of the bed, even in the bathroom) but still no glasses. At least 10 full minutes of searching. Finally, I go back to my bed and something tells me to look again. They are sitting right where I had left them on the floor.
This has happened a handful of times, and not only with my glasses. Food in the fridge, keys, etc.
TLDR: I live with a ghost who is fond of shenanigans.
thelurchguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also happened at breakfast time. I was alone at home that morning and i made two slices of toast, i went to the lounge to watch TV and enjoy my toast. After finishing the first slice of toast i feel something hit the plate on my lap, it was another slice of toast. TL;DR: Toaster-genie granted me one more slice of toast.
watchoutsucka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one has witnesses.
I was at a party/jam session one night. Another guy and I were playing "everything you want" by vertical horizon. We got through the bridge and into the third verse, where it strips back down to the intro.
The song has two guitar parts, there was a chorusing effect on one of the guitars. The reason? Somebody had it as a ring tone and received a phone call. It was in the same tempo and the same key and came in at the exact time. The musicians in the room were stunned.
salbris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I have dinner with my family (a rare treasure for a University Student) my dad usually likes to put on the radio and listen to CBC or something. Most of the time I don't care, and he's usually the one to get up and turn it on.
Anyways, one day we had just sat down to eat, the radio was off. All of a sudden I get this undeniable urge to walk over and turn the radio on. It was a sudden and simple feeling of simply wanting to listen to radio. A few moments later my dad gets up and turns on the radio.
I've never forgotten this and I'm not entirely convinced that it's mere coincidence. I've felt for a while that I can feel out emotions, sometimes it could easier be attributed to just feeling out the mood of someone but I've also ran into many random times where I've thought about saying something and before I can articulate it my brother or friend says it first.
TL;DR - I am telepathic.
voileauciel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For some time now, I have been convinced that I'm some sort of dimension-jumper. Examples:
Two days ago, an African gentleman knocked on my door, asking if I'd like to buy a cookbook or donate money to him to help him with school. I never thought I'd experience a Nigerian 419 scam in person, but here it was, in the flesh. I told him I was broke, and that I wished him luck. He thanked me, and I closed the door. I immediately went to the window to see if he would walk out of the courtyard to some expensive car, but he disappeared. I mean, totally fucking disappeared. I ran outside, mind you, this was all within 60 seconds of my closing the door, and there was no one in the courtyard. I even yelled out "Hey! Come back!" Nothing. No one. I checked the rest of the entries to the building, and even stood out there for a few minutes, no one was outside but me. One of my neighbours even came out when they heard me yelling, and I asked her if anyone had knocked on her door. She said no, no one had knocked.
My grandmother passed away suddenly in 1999. Unknown to us, she had lung cancer. She'd been getting sicker over time, but the doctors were convinced that she had an upper respiratory infection. Chest x-rays showed clear lungs. A CT scan showed scarring, as if there were mild emphysema (she was a smoker) but no cancer. About 2 months before she died, I had a dream that we were on a boat together. She couldn't swim, and I was afraid of her falling overboard. Another boat hit us out of nowhere and she hit her head, and fell overboard, sinking and drowning. I still remember seeing her face, her hair floating in the water, as she sank. She died 2 months later, from lung cancer, the primary cause being her lungs were filled with so much fluid that she could no longer breathe. I should point out, an autopsy was performed, and they told me (I was 14 at the time) that it appeared that the cancer had been developing over the past year, and that there was nothing else they could do. Now here's the weird part: 6 months prior, she had a clean bill of health. I'm still convinced to this day, that somehow, I jumped dimensions.
In the period after her death, a lot of weird things happened: I lost, effectively, 2 years of my life. I have very little memory of 1999-2000. I don't know if I shut down completely, but I remember going on a cruise with my parents, that they deny ever taking. I remember seeing Aruba, Curaรงao and Bonaire. I remember going to visit an uncle who lived down the road that I later found out had been dead for 2 years, having died in 1998. I still can't explain it.
Last one, and relatively minor compared to the others: I had a flash drive filled with pictures from a road trip I had taken a few years earlier. I know what all of my drives are because I buy different brands and colours for each purpose. As I was going through the pictures, I found a few that seemed odd, at first, and then when I looked at them the hair on the back of my neck stood on end: in two of the photos, clearly, and looking straight at the camera, is my partner. We first met 3 years ago. This trip was in British Columbia, we both live in New Jersey. He claims to have never been there, but I swore up and down it was him. Confounding matters even more, when I went to show him the pictures, the drive was empty. I thought, oh, maybe I moved them to my media centre, so I go to check, and there's nothing there. I call up my friend who went with me, ask him to go through the pictures. He says, "What pictures?" He then begins to tell me that we never went on the trip, that I was in the Navy at the time. I'm still dumbfounded by this. Either I had one HELL of a lucid dream, or the matrix is fucking with me.
TL;DR: Real life 419 scammer knocks on my door, disappears; I dream how my grandmother is going to die, 2 months before it happens, even though she was perfectly healthy right before. I take a trip to BC, Canada, only to find pictures of my partner looking right at me in them, then can't find the pictures, and am told the trip never happened.
beaverfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was browsing reddit one day and I decided to make a post. I had this weird feeling, and just knew, I mean knew, that the post would get buried. Sure enough, when I checked it, the post was buried at the bottom.
jkdeadite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I sometimes have intense dรฉjร vu, particularly during times when I'm really stressed out. A few times, it has been so bad that I couldn't breath. I'd panic and get dizzy, trying to fight the dรฉjร vu to find a moment where I can "change" it. For me, it's not a small thing like most people - it's entire strings of events over the course of a minute or longer, and it'll last until I can find that one little nugget of difference. Fortunately, it's gotten rarer for me as I've gotten older.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I experience Deja Vu a lot.. like, a fuck load. I'd guess like once ever two days was the worst it's ever been. Half the time I just turn and walk away from whatever is going on for fear of not being able to change what I think is going to happen.
The other half I say like, "Oh shit... X is going to come around the corner and do Y..." They the person I just told that to waits... and it doesn't happen."
Idk... not super weird. Just strange I have Deja Vu a lot.
pahina1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is so much bullshit in this thread that I can smell it through my monitor.
randomsnark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucinations_in_the_sane
MemphisRoots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid, my dad was friends with the man that created Holiday Inn, Kemmons Wilson. We were supposed to go to lunch with him at one of his newer projects (he had long since retired from Holiday Inn at this point) called Wilson World. I took a nap before we went to meet him. The dream had us getting ice cream at the end of lunch, and Mr. Wilson saying "Hey you gave the kid more than me."
The odd thing is that a mere two hours later ,after lunch with Mr. Wilson was over, we ordered ice cream. When the waiter brings the desert out, Mr. Wilson says "Hey you gave the kid more than me." This really freaked me out at age 11.
stouch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this happened a couple of days ago...i work in a remote area and get to stay in camps. When I get thirsty at night, I would have to go to the first floor to grab water (my room is on the second floor) so often enough I dont bother, as it's too 'far'. we have tv room on the second floor, which i never go to and people always leave the tv on. after walking past the tv room something tells me to go turn the tv off. Didn't really feel like doing it but I went anyways...i was in a good mood... I go in the room, shut the tv off and as I turn around...behold....A WATER COOLER!!! think it was the first time that I got excited about a water cooler, never been so happy to see one. My room is 2 doors down from the tv room and I've been there for almost a year! all this time...tv been off since...
vainamo- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 10 I moved to a new town, then I went to another school again in 10th grade. Everyone at my new school looked like they were the grown-up versions of all the people from my first town when I was a kid. It was as if my life was a Truman Show and they re-used all the actors after they thought I forgot what they looked like.
mesmereyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One Easter my uncle gave me an egg with two silver dollars in it. I was into collecting lesser coins as a child so I was very excited. After I opened it initially, I held onto the egg and inspected the two coins. Since children seem to love making annoying noises, I thought it would be a great idea to put the coins in the egg and shake it. I got bored after awhile and opened the egg back up only to find that there were three coins in there. I inspected the egg for a false bottom but I could never find anything weird about it.
unknown513 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was coming back home late at night. There's this lamp post near my front door, usually shining brightly to show the walkway. This night, however, it must've had a electrical problem since it would flicker off and on every few seconds.
As I got closer, I noticed a black cat sitting right next to the base of the lamp post. It was staring right at me. I froze and stared back at it. It must've been around 20 seconds of just staring, while the light from the lamp post flickered about 3 times.
The fourth time it flickered, the cat had disappeared. Completely gone. I didn't even see it move. Let's just say I slept with the light on that night.
Deceptitron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Certainly this isn't as interesting or spectacular as some others but I felt it fell into the category of weird intuition/coincidence.
I just got a used car over the summer which I love to drive. One time when I was at the front of the line at a red light, I decided I wanted to try to peel out to see how much kick it had. I think at this light, you couldn't see much ahead of the road (it's hilly). At the last minute, I think about Back to the Future part III at the end when Marty decides not to race and avoids hitting a Rolls Royce. As a result, I laugh about it and then decide not to peel out and just accelerate normally. Right as I'm passing one of the blind spots on the road, a car pulls out immediately in front of me. If I had accelerated like I had wanted, I would most likely have been hit.
Enthused_Commissar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody's going to see this, but I was walking home with friends after middle school, and we stopped on a corner to talk before dispersing home. Anyway, I was glancing up in the sky and watching the hawks flying around. Anyway, I spot a single, brown flapping bird in a cloudless sky, and it's flapping away. But the crazy thing was that it was completely stationary. There was this hawk stuck in the same position in the sky, and it was flapping away.
rawrslagithor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Starting when I was about 4 or so, I started having a certain three-second, three-scene dream. Like three images flashing together and then they went away. It went plane, smoke, rubble.
A year later, I had the same dream. It went plane, building, smoke.
Two years later, it went burning building, rubble, ash.
Then, when I was in third grade, it happened again, but more scenes, all just images. Plane, burning building, smoke, rubble, ash.
It was the night before 9/11. I haven't had that dream since, and have never encountered any of the same material in a dream again in my conscious memory.
Edit: Another story. I was driving down the highway, getting off on an exit. No cars around me at all, perfectly clear day. No trees, birds, anything above me. And a rock the size of a marble came flying out of no where with such force it chipped my windshield.
okcodex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had more than just a few moments where someone would tell me something that seemed completely contradictory to everything I'd known previously... For example, in a conversation with my mother in 2009, she referred to our first family dog, Bandit, as a 'she'. I can perfectly recall conversations I've had with her, my father, and my sister, in which they refer to Bandit as a 'he', including very descriptive stories about how 'he' used to hump the lady dogs around town before they had him neutered. I can understand being mistaken about something like that, but when I heard it, it hit me like a ton of bricks, not because it was any shocking news, just because something in me knew that the dog was a 'he' but they all swear it was a 'she'.
Similarly, we used to own a red pick-up truck, that was one of my all-time favorite vehicles, because it was a piece of crap, and never started right, but we had so many great stories about it, and my dad used to let me ride in the back of it. Spent my whole life fondly remembering the red pick-up, until one day my dad referred to a blue station-wagon, one which I don't remember having existed. He began to describe it, and I realized the timing fit with where the red pick-up should have been. He started telling me all these stories about the station-wagon that were SIMILAR to my stories of the red pick-up, but with minor details having been changed.
To this day, I've always thought of these two events as someone changing something within the matrix and my mind being the only one unaffected by the change.
TL;DR Have 17 years of fond memories with my male german shepherd in my red pick-up that everyone else remembers as a female shepherd mutt in a blue station-wagon.
THERE ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS.
jubba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching the movie "Titanic" and wondered aloud, "When is the water going to bust into this fancy room? Then, the water busted through the window into the fancy room. Cosmic.
TheTallestElf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in 5th grade, I was in a classroom with a few of my friends during a free period after lunch. I crumpled up a piece of aluminum foil that came from someone's lunch and it was about the size of a potato. I threw this balled up piece of foil at my friend's foot. It disappeared. We searched the entire classroom and it was nowhere to be found. It was a fairly large ball so that was strange.
ScoobyD00BIEdoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
a group of friends and i are smoking ganja. during the first blunt we notice a bulge under the giant rug we have in our cozy smoking garage.. upon investigation we find there is a piece of charcoal under the rug. said piece of charcoal is put in the charcoal bag, and the rug is returned.. about 2 blunts later we notice yet another bulge. we move the carpet to another piece of charcoal. fucking matrix..
justerik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was with my friends after smoking a little bit. Two of us were high as kites, the third friends sober. We're in the process of choosing songs for a road trip and "Hide and Seek" comes on by Imogen Heap. I've only heard the song a few times and didn't know much more than "Oooh whatcha saaaaay". However, I somehow managed to sing the entire song without fucking up a lyric and now I know most of it by heart.
Then it gets weirder. My friend begins talking and I feel as if a switch had been flipped. I began speaking everyone word synchronized and in the exact same tone as my friend for a good 20-30 seconds before my friend realized what happened and flipped out. I had to leave his room because he began worrying, and when I came back he felt as if I was "in his brain". The third friend was a bit creeped out and couldn't explain what happened.
TL;DR: Somehow knew song lyrics, then spoke in sync and tone with a friend, saying the same thing word for word, for about thirty seconds.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just had dรฉjร vu about talking about this thread with my wife and being freaked out and hyper-aware of my surroundings due to the thread.
cyclonesworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This always weirded me out. I was 15 flying to Arizona to meet my LDR gf for the first time. I spent the flight talking to this lady and told her all about this girl.
We deplaned and I got off the flight well before the old lady. When I meet my girl, she tells me about an old women who got off about 5 minutes before me and told her she had a nice chat with me on the plane. W..t...f... I never saw the old lady pass me and I am 110% positive I got off the plane way before she did. This freaked me out.
MisaDarling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dreamed of car accidents all week. Boyfriend get into a car accident tonight. Not the first time my dreams come true.
zschenker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You know how socks always disappear? Well, when I was young I was laying in bed throwing my sock which was curled as a ball into the air. However, I threw it too far back and missed it, falling inbetween the top of my bed and the wall. I peaked down the crack to find it, but couldn't see it for it was too dark. So I climbed out of bed prone on the ground searching for the sock but still no sight. I proceeded to separate the bed from the wall in case it got stuck inbetween and lifted the mattress as well, but neither revealed the sock. It wasn't even under the sheets. I became obsessed trying to find the sock, tearing my sheets off, but no luck. I'd like to say it went into another dimension, but socks have a tendency to become missing.
MrHiV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was at a clothing shop in a little dressing cabin trying out some new outfits. My wife was giving me clothes to try on trough the curtain of the cabin. When I finally made a decision about my outfit I pulled the curtain away and saw my wife standing across the room at another cabin. The moment our eyes crossed, there comes a guy walking out the cabin with the exact same build as me, with the exact same outfit as the one I was wearing. He says thank you and left. She still says that she wasn't mistaken, and she was standing at "my" cabin.
spoone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Waaaay too late for this to not get buried, but I'll often catch myself mid-deja vu and use it to freak out my friends. Like I'll notice it's happening and go "that kid is about to trip and knock that girl over" or something along those lines and then it happens and everyone thinks I'm a wizard
vivalakellye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In 2003, I heard the space shuttle Columbia blow up as it entered Earth's atmosphere (I lived in Dallas at the time, a few miles north of where the shuttle entered.) Fast forward 8 years to the summer of 2011 as I'm looking at my (current) boyfriend's photo album of his family's late 2002/early 2003 trip to Disney World. I see a few pics of his family at a shuttle launch. Turns out, he watched Columbia take off.
Edit for clarity: Didn't meet my current boyfriend until 2009; we grew up roughly 1,000 miles apart.
TheShortLife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have two and I was debating whether or not to post them in case nobody will see them, but it's been a while since I thought of the first one, I have just shut it out of my mind... until now.
(1) This one involves a dream I had when I was in grade 7 and it involved my grandpa. My dad got a phone call from my grandpa who asked my dad to come visit him (different continents) and my grandpa had offered to buy the tickets. Needless to say, it got turned into a heated argument somehow with yelling and raised tempers.
I remember this dream explicitly as I had it a few days after overhearing this phone call. The dream took place outside an airport where people are usually picked up and dropped off (obviously this was induced from the talk about airport tickets). In any case, there was a white pickup truck parked there and I recognized my grandpa getting into the car. The entire time I was pleading with him not to enter the car, and at one point I stood in front of it but it went through me as if I were invisible. When I woke up, I felt an immediate sense of dread and I remember very well something in my head saying "you cannot tell anyone". At one point I wanted to tell my dad the next few days but I couldn't bring myself to it.
I think we both know how this story ends, and it ends tragically. My grandpa died in a car accident not a month after. The glitch occurs when I saw the accident photos and the car my grandpa died in was a white pickup truck just like in my dream... the car he drove was a company car from a sports club he coached at, meaning I had no way of knowing ahead of time. I've always tried to blame it on statistical probability of there being only a few possible types of cars and colors in which they come in, but I'm just fooling myself.
(2) This takes place a few years later when I used to live in an apartment with 2 bedrooms and it was night. For the importance of this story, we had an air conditioner in the living room that was always on, even at night. As everyone was winding down to go to sleep, my father closed the last light in the living room, when all of a sudden there are sounds of screeching coming from the living room. It turns out that a bat had just started flying and going ballistic. My father eventually trapped it and let it out.
The part that was never explained was how the bat got into the house, and if it had gotten in earlier, how did it stay quiet and undetected when 5 people in one small apartment were making noise.
First, every apartment window had a fly screen except for the one with the air conditioner. The air conditioner had been on the entire time and it was rarely turned off. So this implies two things - either the bat got in through the air conditioner while it was turned on and managed to stay hidden, even though it's nearly impossible for it to get in since there were no entry points or - it spontaneously appeared
What was spooky is the fact that in my culture, having a bat in the house is a sign of death in the family. The weird thing is that someone did in fact die during that period of time, but our relatives kept quiet about it and never mentioned anything until months later. Coincidence or not, you may decide, but for now I chalk it up to a glitch in the matrix.
neokoros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I sharted once. Fuck that glitch.
snoopyh42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My apartment has a ghost cat. An orange tabby that I keep seeing out of the corner of my eye, but when I turn to look, he's gone. I call him "glitch".
Kayjin23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Let's see... I live in a two story house and all the bedrooms are on the second floor, right past the top of the stairs. I was sitting in my room on my computer a few years ago and my dad came in to talk to me. As soon as he left I remembered I needed to tell him something else. I got up and opened the door barely a second after it closed and he was just gone. I looked around assuming he went into his room (it's right next to mine) and see him at the bottom of the stairs. He's had maybe 2 seconds to get there and I didn't hear a sound the whole time and I always hear him go up and down the stairs (not particularly quiet and he's a big guy). Not so much creepy as weird.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got upvoted in reddit, other than that I was alone in the house, when I get my game out of the disc, and put it on the table, a sudden urge to go to toilet hit me, when I came back, the game was gone and I never saw that game again, and the store that had like 20 retrail boxses of it suddenly ran out of it the next day, I don't remember the game's name now.
mcklutz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
During the summer, I'm always up till the early morning hours. I was watching TV in my bed and decided it would be cool(don't ask me why) to send the words of Edgar Poe's The Raven to my friends in a mass text. This was before I had my smartphone, so I was copying it off my laptop word by word. As soon as I had finished the line, "While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping", there was a tapping on my wall right behind my bed. I live on the second story, with no way to tap on the wall without getting on a ladder. After crapping my pants I decided to do some research and found it was probably a mouse inside the wall. But still, the timing was unreal to the point where I thought maybe I was dreaming. Not so much a "glitch in the matrix" I guess, but it still made me think hard about what I had just witnessed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One does if the FSM is summoning it's faithful to the ritual eating of the Spaghetti Carbonara. Remember to bring an offering of bacon and you will be touched by it's noodly appendage.
genital_furbies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 14, I was home alone, playing with my legos in the basement, when suddenly, I get the urge to go upstairs to the front door. I open it, and our dog is standing there, and I let her in. I proceed to go back into the basement to my legos. I stop and think...how the heck did I know to let the dog in? She didn't bark or scratch the door, not that I would really hear that in the basement, anyway.
lazerpickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember the last day of forth grade as one of these moments. The last day of school is one of the best days of the year because it's fun AND chaotic. Kids talking shit to the teachers and staff (when they know they'll just be coming back in three months), everybody ignoring the rules and running out into the street, frustrated parents waiting to pick up kids, frustrated bus drivers waiting to pick up kids.
Kids on bikes zipping in and out of the kids on foot. A very noisy, high-traffic situation. This was a school with about 200 students in Central Valley, CA.
I remember the last bell ringing, so I gathered my stuff and proceeded to the front of the school like everyone else. Must have been the excitement because I don't remember much about that short walk.
I was looking at something in my hand (probably my terrible report card) and when I got to the front of the school, there was nothing...at all. Nobody and nothing. No students, no teachers, no crossing guards, no parents, no cars, no BUSSES. NOTHING!
Think of the part in 28 Days Later when Jim wakes up in the hospital and is wandering the empty streets. That's how I walked home that day.
canireddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once opened a bag of Skittles and found two M&M's inside. Blew my mind and I still have no idea how it happened.
MikeyB_0101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A couple of people where I live reported, and posted pics on twitter last night, of a vertical orange line of light to the left of the moon ... the theory one of my co workers came up with was it was a glitch in the matrix
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A couple years ago (I was probably around 11 or 12) I was going down to my basement at night and as usual was freaked out. As I make my way downstairs I look at the couch and right at the edge of the coach is the shadow of a man dressed in a suit and a top hat. I turned on the lights and ran upstairs and after a couple seconds curiosity got the better of me. I decided to go downstairs and nothing was there but I kid you not there was an impression on the couch as if someone had been there. Weirdest thing that has ever happened to me
sm0keh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe this is a little off subject, but when I was about 9 years old I was taken to the hospital for an operation where they put a tube with a camera on the tip inside your mouth and all the way to your insides, they put me to sleep during this operation of course, but I was well awake, outside my body, watching everything without the slightest emotions, my body even wandered outside of the operation room to stand next to my mother and a doctor who were observing the operation from a window, I then asked my mother if she really was there watching and she confirmed that she was.
soccertes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 9 or 10 years ago, some female hip-hop/ r&b artist died on a plane crash, Im blanking on her name right now but she was really famous at the time. Well one day my mom woke me up in the middle of the night, she was seriously freaked out. She retold a dream that she had just woken from, which involved her being on a private jet plane with some people and then her point of view changed from being on the ground and watching it come crashing down
I listened attentively because I had never seen her so freaked out, well the next morning while I am getting ready for school we are watching the news during breakfast and they were showing a sight of a plane crash and it looked exactly like what my mom had described. My mom described every single aspect of the crash including things that you would never notice unless someone pointed out. I immediately looked at my mom and she started sobbing saying, I lived that last night...pretty freaky
pussvomit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:42:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Aaliyah?
soccertes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, thats it
ryanmpaul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About a year ago I was commuting back home from the local college I went to and on the semi-large street I was driving down I passed someone driving the exact same car I was driving at the time (red, '91 grand prix), going the opposite way, and I looked at the driver cause I thought it was weird seeing the same car and I swear it was me.
Brendurr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE DID IT COME FROM
laggg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened when I was 5 or 6 years old. I was playing with some legos and a ring case. I would put a lego piece inside the case and then try to make it disappear by saying some magic words. I swear that one time I did this, the piece actually disappeared. It freaked me out and ran to tell my mom. I looked for the piece everywhere but I couldn't find it, even tore the inside of the case but nothing. To this day I don't know what really happened.
Spoogen_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About ten years ago I was hanging out with a friend and his little brother. We were outside in the dark of about 10 at night. As we were being kids and running around the house I myself noticed something that caught my eye in the neighbors bushes. It seemed like a bluish orb just like the kind you see when you rub your eyes alot. It was one of those things were as soon as you notice it, its gone already. Well i thought nothing of it because I figured it was nothing. But almost immediately after that I heard my friends little brother say "Did you see that" and we asked him what he saw, and he said he saw a bluish orb in the bushes for a split second and it was gone. I told him i saw the same thing, but what are the odds?
ricovargas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the wierdest glitch i would say was one christmas when i was 8 i got this really amazing waterproof watch that my dad had my name carved into the straps id play around with alot, one day i just randomly lost it and like a lil kid i was upset but got over it quickly, 8 years later and 2 moves later (from georgia to north carolina to texas) i remember coming home from soccer practice tired as hell, so i took a shower to get rid of sweat and let my self just fall down on my bed, as soon as i hit the bed i felt something stab my stomach as i investigated i saw the watch under my covers, still running like it had a new battery
theAMUZAK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
woke up from a nap and it was 5:30 PM, decided that I still had a little more time to spare so I went back to sleep, waking up at 5:15 PM. I SHIT YOU NOT, I felt like I was stuck in the twilight zone after that nap.
aizou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in Grade 6, I was in a "relationship" with this girl from my class. It was one of those grade school dalliances that barely lasted a month and honestly, ended just as quickly and surprisingly as it started.
In any case, the very first time she invited me to her place, as soon as I walked in, I instantly knew where everything was - from the furniture to the decorations.
When I left, I could have sworn I've never been there before and to this day can't really explain the overwhelming sense of deja vu I experienced there.
IDGAFOS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My cousin downloaded Halo: Combat Evolved onto his computer while I was over at his house one day although he was missing a CD key. I typed in a series of random numbers and letters when asked for the key in the installation and it actually worked on my first try. I figure the odds that I actually did this astronomical... to bad It wasn't the lottery.
The_Adventurist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My bizarre and true tale of cats appearing and disappearing en masse and quantum hair teleportation or some such weirdness in rural Japan.
itspeat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Drove up to the mountains to stay at a cabin a friend had rented for the week.. Get close at about 12am and the streets start to get a little creepy. Go to make left turn and are close to our destination, then two cars come out of nowhere. the first passes us normally but the second stops literally right in front of us. It was a white car, and it turns its left blinker on, so i look to my right and there is nothing there except a huge field with 6 foot tall grass. So i begin question what the heck is going on here. The car sits there right in our way then turns into the field and disappears.
We are scared but at the same time i really want to know what the hell is going on, so we get out and walk over and we can't find or hear anything. Car is gone so i run back to the car and felt like we were going to get murdered by an ax-man the who night. We were legit in the middle of nowhere and no one else was around.
That is all.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
12pm as in noon right? Like daytime? Because this is a dead-of-night type story an that shits 12am man.
tjm80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in college my best friend and his girlfriend were going somewhere, don't remember where but we needed to take my car (again - don't remember why) but I could not find my keys ANYWHERE. They both came up to my room and we turned it completely upside down looking for my keys. My buddy's girlfriend had taken EVERYTHING off my desk and all 3 of us had seen the desk be completely empty. Finally I give up looking for them and went to get my spare key and my keys were sitting dead center in the middle of my desk. Freaked all 3 of us out.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:58:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Guess somebody really wanted you to wait a few minutes before driving.
xebo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I was shooting hoops in my driveway when I saw my basketball falling straight down. While descending, it completely stopped in mid air (held perfectly still) for approximately half a second, then continued to fall. It's momentum was preserved (It didn't start at 0 velocity after it continued to fall. It's velocity was saved from before its motion stopped).
This experience was so shocking that it was ingrained into me when I was about 13 years old. I'm 25 now and still remember this event vividly.
I'll never be able to prove to myself or anyone else that this was anything more than a crossed wire in my head. But I swear, it was as real then as anything else I've experienced since. That ball stopped in mid air.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My grandmother once walked past my bedroom door three consecutive times in the same direction, in a dead-end hallway. Pretty creepy. Glad she moved out.
ingsocw1nst0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was out to go smoke some weed with a friend of mine. We blaze, then go to 7/11 for some food. Then we walk out into the parking lot behind the place, and I say "Hm, could use some cigarettes right now.." Lo and behold, there was a full pack of Marbloro 27s on the ground, with a full Bic lighter.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TL;DR you got high.
Doesn't count...
ingsocw1nst0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I guess, but the 27s showed up as soon as I said that. They weren't there before I mentioned that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You realize you probably went in an bought the dang things right? and then dropped them?
ingsocw1nst0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was 16.
rimcrimp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
During my freshman year in college, my alarm went off at 3am and I got out of bed and shook my roommate awake. I was convinced that he had asked me to set an alarm for him so he didn't forget to wake up for something (we often did this for each other so we didn't miss tests). After shaking him awake and saying "you wanted me to get you up", he looked at me thoroughly confused. He told me he didn't ask me to wake him up and rolled over and went back to sleep. I jumped back in bed and went to sleep as well. When I woke up and recalled the event, I checked my phone for the alarm and apparently I had never set one. For no apparent reason I woke up at 3AM thinking an alarm had caused it, then woke my roommate thinking he'd asked me too.
Probably just a weird dream-oriented thing, but it was strange as hell to me none the less.
natesimps22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wayyy too late in the thread for this to be upvoted at all, but two things happened to me last summer, in regards to my basketball goal in my driveway.
First thing, I was playing football with my little brother, and we are throwing the ball across the front yard. He throws to me, I catch it, and, while lobbing it back shout "hey jump for it!" I throw it high intentionally, and instead of it landing in the neighbors yard as I expected it to, it went in a perfect arc right through the basketball hoop from about 150 feet away. My brother and I went absolutely nuts, running around and shouting "holy shit!!"
The second glitch happened as I was alone, shooting hoops in my driveway. I stop about twenty feet from the goal, facing in the opposite direction from the hoop. I roll the ball up onto my foot, and kick it into the air, hoping to catch it and continue playing. Instead of going straight up, the ball soared up and over the back of my head, probably a good thirty feet in the air, and makes a nothing-but-net basket. I freaked the fuck out and ran inside to tell my brother what had happened
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was around 8-9 years old, I took a trip to Washington D.C. with my mom, her friend, and the friend's niece. We were walking through Union Station, where I remember eating sushi for the first time. We had walked by a garbage can a ways back. I hadn't used it or looked in it and had no reason to even think of it, but suddenly I had a strange compulsion to go back to that garbage can.
I told everyone to stop, and ran back to the can and peered in. Inside, on top, there was a 20 dollar bill. I've thought this over since then and have tried to reason that I must have somehow caught a glimpse of the bill when I passed it, but my memory tells me otherwise.
MikeyB_0101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this is a story an uncle told me, many times ...
Anyways, when he was younger he was prone to sleep walking, and one night he was walking around the house, talking to his aunt (who was NOT there) giving her a tour and he made a stop to everyones bedroom, and in the process woke everyone up. When they asked him what he was doing, he said he was showing his aunt around the house.
Everyone assumed it was his usual sleep walking, do once he snapped out of it they all went back to bed.
A few days later, they get a phone call. Now, this was back in the 60's, and his aunt lived in another city/province so news didn't travel fast ...
Anyways a few days later they get a phone call telling them that that particular aunt died, on the SAME night he was sleepwalking around the house giving her a tour ...
Everyone in the family swears it was true and not a hoax, I've heard the story many times and it still freaks me out
mattarang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One of the houses down the road from me has a very large oak tree in its front yard, which extends out over the sidewalk and is really good to get out of the rain when you need to wait for the bus. One day, about 3 years ago now, I was waiting for the bus with my friend when I decided to take a picture of us with my phone. I turn it around and take one of those stereotypical arms length pictures.
Interestingly enough, the picture turned out all distorted, our faces were much flatter and the house in the background had a lot of distorting curves. I was so confused by it, that I decided to come back the next day, and take a picture of the tree with my dads Nikon.
Yet again, the picture turned out all distorted and warped. Like there was some sort of huge magnetic field or some sort of radiation king from that tree. Till this day, any picture taken near that tree is messed up.
grackychan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I vividly remember staring at a full moon maybe 10 years ago and seeing flashes, almost like explosions of some sort on the surface. I thought meteors were hitting it. It lasted maybe 30 seconds. I told everyone I knew and nobody could recall seeing such a thing. I was mesmerized and a bit scared of aliens. Still can't explain what I saw.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My mother told me last year about her marriage to her first husband before he died. She said that when he was about 30, he was at their home and for some reason he was just very nervous. He kept talking about how he felt like the "universe was done with him", like he had served his purpose. He told her that he had been having dreams about dying in a car wreck of late and that he was afraid he would die in one soon. He was terrified that the car would "end up on top of him" like in his dreams (buried under the wreck). That specific night he went out as he often did to see friends and his heart stopped as he was driving, spun out and he crashed, dying almost instantly. My mom was called to the coroners office and seeing the hand hanging out from under the gurney, she asked the cop if the car ended up on top of him? The cop, puzzled, said no... He was thrown from the car. It helped her feel somewhat better that he didn't die exactly in the way he thought he would. Though still she was pretty shaken up telling the story.
Keep thinking of the story of how richie valens (la bamba) predicted his own death beforehand similar to her ex husband..
FeralMemories ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One night when I was very young I remember going to bed and then waking up later in the night to hear a very strange noise coming out from my doorway. It sounded like a dog, growling. Granted, we did own two dogs but they were outside dogs and on top of that, I live on the second floor and they did not climb the stairs well. The growling got louder and louder but as any kid would do, I put my head under the covers all night long, terrified. I suppose it could have been a very real dream, even a night terror, but I still believe something strange happened.
bizzznitcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger (teenage years and younger) I would take trips to the Oregon Coast with my family, we usually stayed in Manzanita and rented out a house about a block away from the beach. Well one evening we were all walking the 1 block to get to the beach to watch the sunset, and being the excited little kid I was I decided to run up ahead of everyone else. In order to get the the actual beach you have to walk up these sand dunes, that separated the view from the street to the ocean, that were easily 7 feet tall. I come running up these sand dunes and run out towards the ocean watching as the last of the sun vanishes beneath the horizon. As soon as the sun vanished a bright green light flashed across the sky inches above the horizon and disappeared within seconds. To my luck i turn around to find that my family was just barely coming up the sand dunes and the beach was also completely deserted. No one believed me. But that shit was weird.
Dude_guy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In high school, I was hanging out with a female friend and got up to leave. I open the door and she starts flipping through tv channels and I see a baseball game I'm vaguely interested in. I say, "What's the score?" Now bear in mind that this was before the perma-graphics that clutter up every corner of the screen nowadays, so there was no way of knowing until the announcer does a recap, usually after a run scores or a third out. She says, "I don't know," and goes to change the channel, and I say, "Hang on, let this guy hit a home run and they'll say the score." Ball leaves the pitcher's hand, crack, ball leaves the stadium. Friend looks at me like she's gonna cry and says, "Is this a rerun?". "Nope. Live game. Later."
redcthulhu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My friend got really pissed at lunch in high school once and punched a Jell-O cup that was sitting on the table in a downward motion. When he lifted his hand, the cup was gone. We looked around, and saw that it was 50 feet away, sitting on the floor, undisturbed. Scared the shit out of me. We knew it was the same one because he had taken a small bite off of the corner of it.
pikero24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In 8th grade i was first figuring out how to rip DVDs onto my computer. One of my friends told me about this great software he's been using called handbrake. He describes it as a dvd ripper into a movie file. I dismiss the thought.
A few weeks later when i was bored, I thought i'd look up what he told me. Sure enough handbrake was everything he told me and more. I was happy as a clam.
the next week i go to thank him for telling me about the software, only he didn't tell me about it. he had never heard of the software. I was his first interaction with it. Trying to find an alternate solution, i ask all my friends, and turn them on to handbrake, but none of them had ever heard of the software before me. I was the cool one who showed them.
To this day i don't know how i found it.
drob36 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This was a few years back and I swear upon my grandmother's grave it it really happen. I was at my ex girlfriend's house with a few of our friends. It was around 2am, maybe a little earlier. We were sitting around wishing we had ordered a Domino's Pizza - all of us drooling at the very thought of it. The place had just closed, so we were too late.
Or were we?
Suddenly there was a knock at the door. We all looked at each other like we were in some kind of long lost Twilight Zone episode. It was a Domino's Pizza delivery guy - I shit you not. We opened the door and we tried to play it cool, like we had ordered it. He handed us a pizza with pineapple and pepperoni on it and we paid him.
When he left we ate the MOTHER FUCK out of that thing and never looked back.
slb235235 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had recently watched the 1952 musical Singin' in the Rain with my then boyfriend (now husband). A bit of back story: The musical is a comic depiction of 1920s Hollywood, and its transition from silent films to "talkies." The first film presented as a talkie was The Jazz Singer, which was brought up in Singin' in the Rain.
My boyfriend and I were hanging out at his parents' house, and his mom asks me if I know the name of "that Neil Diamond movie." I had no idea he was in any movies ever, but instead of just saying, "I don't know," I decided to be a smartass and say, "Hmm, I dunno. The Jazz Singer?" knowing full well that it was from the 1920s and possibly a fake movie title made up for Singin' in the Rain.
Neil Diamond starred in a 1980 remake of The Jazz Singer. I still cannot believe that crazy coincidence.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My story is that I got two gene mutations that makes my blood more likely to clot. Somewhere in my lines of code I got switched for inability to bleed out. Super power indeed.
My REAL GLITCH in the Matrix was at college. I had a dream my bike got stolen, wake up that morning to go to class and my bike lock was cut left on an empty pole. Talk about bullshit dreams and reality man... Also, my room was far away from said location so I didn't hear it.
In highschool I was out cold asleep during a boring ass lecture, long story short the teacher called on me, asked me a question to which I had an automated response of some foreign leader and I was correct. My peers knew I could sleep slouched back upright, and my teacher couldn't see my face really from where he was. I still to this day have no clue how the hell my subconscious picked up information and then regurgitated it. I literally woke myself up by saying something, it was fucking bizzare...
tacoman115 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i had one of those singing fish things. i had taken the batters out to replace them and found we did not have the right kind of them. so i when to sleep and woke up to the fish singing. i when to check as i got close it shut off and when i looked it had no batterys in it still cant stand those things any moor.
devs1010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in like 8th grade in a basketball gym with a friend and we were taking turns doing one handed half-court shots. We had been doing this for at least 15 minutes and one of us launched one and it seemed pretty much on target to hit the backboard right in the middle. We weren't paying extremely close attention but at least glanced at it and both expected it to slam into the backboard or rim and come back at us, at the last second we hear this loud boom and then another boom as the ball slams off the back wall behind the background and then against the back of the backboard. I just remember both of us looking at each other and being like "whoa" did that just happen. I guess its possible that we both just were "off" in our perception of the trajectory of the ball but for some reason its something I still remember as it really seemed as if the ball went through the backboard.
JediStateOfMind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ive been noticing alot of dreams in this, i thought id try and put my most confusing and i guess paranormal dreams.
imagine you're playing minecraft, (this was before minecraft was created btw, im just setting the scene) in a world where it is nothing but dirt. just a completely flat, dirt world save for the occasional clump of dirt here and there. now flip it 90ยฐ to the left, so it becomes a cliff face, except with that minecraft concept of endless flat. now, imagine your render distandpce is set to tiny, so you cant really see that far in any direction, and the sky and the fog are all completely black. now add some thin clouds lazily floating down, clinging to the side of the cliff. this is what i was in. i spend about 3 minutes in my dream running around finding nothing. i wasnt really aware that i was standing sideways on a cliff in this dream up until the point where suddenly, people began falling, silently, but with their mouths open wide like they were screaming. it seems strange but my mind was basically screaming NOPE the whole dream. i had a gut feeling that this was just wrong, this place, the physics of it, whatever was going on. then i woke up, was shook for about 2 days, then got over it, somewhat. but still, when i think about it even now, i get this gut feeling telling me "NO." there isnt any other way to describe it.
edit: sorry for bad grammar and such, all i can say is that i hope its readable, i dont put much effort into punctuation, and it shows.
Mayotte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
After a conversation about Dexter, while making dinner, I made a murder joke while picking up a knife off the counter and brandishing it. A couple of weeks later I'm using the same knife, and I see that the handle is embossed with "DEXTER" in big, bold, wood burnt letters. I can take a pic if anyone wants to see it, was a pretty big whaaaooOOOO?! moment.
thumbtack_larry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
To this day, this was the strangest thing that has ever happened in my life.
I was out playing golf with a few friends, and I'm a terrible golfer. So naturally my drive was way out in the rough. After searching out my ball (there are absolutely NO other balls in sight mind you), I line up and take my next shot. I watch it hook way right into the woods. Fuck, another terrible shot, so I hang my head, and EXACTLY where the ball I just hit was, there is another of the exact same make and number. I look over at my friend, and he's just as astonished as me. We tried to explain the craziness that had just occurred to my 2 other friends, but they just shrugged it off and kept playing, and I never really brought it up again.
tl;dr - the universe granted me a mulligan
tomega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Going for a morning coffe in the office. Meet a janitor lady in front of you. She slowly goes downstairs. 5 seconds later, meet the same janitor lady. [Instant wakeup]
schmittc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was walking across a bridge in Pittsburgh, going to a baseball game. There was a man standing on the bridge by the walkway playing saxaphone. When he saw me, he stopped and said "looks like we have a Clevelander here". Being that I am from Cleveland, I was shocked. I wasn't wearing anything that would indicate I was from Cleveland and the baseball game had nothing to do with Cleveland. I was speechless and just stared at him as I walked by and he cracked a strange smile. After the game, I saw him again and asked him what he had meant, but he just looked at me confused.
FrenziedNarwhal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about thirteen, I was at a friend's house for Halloween. Up the street was a graveyard and, kids being kids, the group of about five or six of us decided to walk up and read some names and what-not before it got really dark. We read five or six names and I started getting a bad feeling. I was always the brave one of the group, so it was really strange for me to start feeling scared. I was just uncomfortable. I started asking if we could go, and the older two just called me a chicken, so backed down. I must have freaked them out by the way I was acting or something because they decided to start heading back. I kept saying I had a bad feeling so we picked up speed. Out of nowhere, almost as though it wasn't me saying it, I said, "Run." In a deep voice. Seconds later, my friend's father and Uncle ran up from off the side of the road trying to scare us. They were in the woods and there was no way we could have seen them from where we were because of this massive tree and bushes around it. All I could think of was "I knew it." And for those wondering, yes, we all about shat ourselves.
TL;DR I predicted a scaring.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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OneEyedCharlie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:52:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
2011? so just a random, somewhat scary dream on a typical day.
baalsitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream about a female classmate of mine falling off the back of bleachers onto concrete. Right after a friend of mine made a comment about some local rallies commercecial with the guy saying CACHING. I had dreamed this dream over and over for what seemed like a week. In one of the dreams I was able to half ass catch/slow her fall. Quite a while later maybe a week, I was standing by some bleachers at lunch my buddy makes the joke about the commercial I robotically rotate myself op degrees and make a somewhat graceful catch. Nobody was even aware of it except my friend he said when he made the joke I got a distant and determined look and snapped into a perfect position to catch her. She was my date for all the junior high gropefests that passed for dances.
Shameonmyskunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think this might have been the wierdest and unexplainable thing i ever experienced.I was about 10 years old my sister, 7. This was one of those evening right before going out with my dad, mom sister to the restaurant. My dad was using the bathroom upstairs and i couldn't handle waiting anymore afraid to pee my pants : \, so i used the one's downstairs. Once i entered and turned on the light, i knew something unusual was happening but couldn't tell what. Then while peeing i realized, one light bulb was fucking missing on the roof. So when i got out, i asked my dad if he forgot by mistake to put another light bulb after removing the other one ( it was those kind of 3 way light stuff) . He had no clue, neither my mom, why on hell there would be a single light bulb missing. We never found that lightbulb, it wasn't in any garbage of the house and i never explained myself how someone could have saw the light died and didn't replace it with a new one, cause we had plenty. TL;DR One lightbulb got swalowed in the twilight zone.
wickedsteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I woke to darkness in my room one night and saw a doll swinging arms and legs as if walking in place suspended in the air. I was young enough and scared enough for it to make me cry. When my crying got loud enough it woke my mom. She came to my room and turned on the light. As the light came on the vision of the doll dissolved.
chocoparty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Walking to my office on campus with my girlfriend, I opened the door to the lobby and we proceeded to walk to the elevators.
I pushed the up arrow and the doors immediately opened. About halfway up to the 8th floor, she turned to me and said 'can I ask you a really weird question?' to which I responded 'didn't somebody get in the elevator just as we were walking in the door? She turned white.
I was talking with her the whole time and not really paying a lot of attention to anything else, so I thought that I probably imagined it, but when she noticed the same thing I decided we had to track it down.
OK, I thought, they got on the first floor and sent the elevator down. We did multiple timing runs of how long it took to walk from the door to the elevator and how long it took for the elevator to go up and back and there was nothing that even came close to being workable. Never figured it out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was moving out of my apartment that I shared with 2 friends recently, and was throwing out some stuff. Found an old cell phone that my friend left on the counter that I remember he had ruined by diving into the apartment pool with it in his pocket. There was no battery or anything, and I was wondering why he didn't toss it out after the pool incident so I called him up to ask if he wanted to keep it. He said no obviously, so I tossed it in the trash bag. I walk away and the motherfucker starts ringing. There's no battery and it had been previously ruined by water, and it started RINGING. I pulled it out of the bag, chucked it off the balcony into the trees next to the apartment and turned on every light in the apartment.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:17:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FUCKING ANSWER IT GOD DAMN IT
gozarthegozarian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:33:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Neo
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:38 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think that's a call that I want to hear.
IronWaffled ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once dropped a quarter on the pavement. But it never made a ''ding'' noise and it was never found.
jagainitai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I worked from home, in Laguna Beach CA, as a developer for an online education support company for about two years. One of the girls that was on the support team, who i would chat with regularly, told me one day that she was moving out of the state back to Maryland where she grew up. I knew she lived in California but didn't know where thinking she lived in San Diego. So I said, "Are you going to miss California?" she said, "Well I have lived in Laguna for only three years but I will probably miss the weather." Me - "You live in Laguna? I live in laguna!" Her - "I live in South Laguna." Me- "I live in South Laguna!" Her- I live on 3rd Street" Me- "What?! I live on 3rd Street" Her- "Oh Shit, Um, I live at xxx83." Me with a long frightened pause, "I live across the street from you". We walked out of our houses and met in the middle of the road for the first time, face to face, after working with each other for two years. tldr - I didnt know that the girl I worked with online for two years live across the street from me.
manning8818 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was little a black cat used to walk across my same two neighbors yards almost everyday when I would get home from school, I thought I was stuck in a permanent glitch.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think that I have figured out time travel. I have done this successfully 3 times now. What you do is inhale nitrous oxide while on LSD. The first time it happened I was horrified, because I did not think anything was real. Anyways, I hit a balloon filled with nitrous, blacked out and the next thing I remember my friend says "Deja Vu about what" and I yell to him "Its not Deja Vu this time, I'm in it." From that point on for the next hour or two I could LITERALLY finish peoples sentences. Even when I would tell someone I knew what they were about to say, I could say along with them "How do you know?" This makes me think that everything is predetermined.
NotLucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was listening to a song and talking to a friend about my ex and how that song reminded me of her. I was interrupted by a text message from that very person. I haven't heard from her in over 3 years.
stelleg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We had an old spooky tudor style house when I was in high school. The front door had a very large deadbolt that the was locked one morning when we woke up. We had lived there for years and never had a key. Had to call a locksmith.
USMCsniper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
back in 1984 at my aunts old house my cousin used to go into the attic and play spoons on his knee , like as an instrument, something a 4 year old would never just start doing. so they asked him where he learned it and he said "bobby b______ taught me how, he plays with me all the time." he used an exact first and last name (don't want to type out last name). my aunt looked up the name eventually after it had gone on for a while and found out the previous owner who had died was named bobby b_______ . the next day the foundation collapsed and the damage was so bad they had to move out.
Minyme2009 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was walking through Cash Wise (Grocery store) with a 12 pack of Vanilla Coke, and holding it by the handle thingy in the middle. After walking a little bit down the isle, one of the ends breaks open, but not near the handle or on any weak crease. Scared the shit out of me. Also like I said it did not break like you would expect it to, one end just spit in half.
TL:DR Fuckin lag.
Aging_Roses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, this happened twice. Once it was just an "oh shit, that was weird" moment (which was in a completely unrelated incident, but the same person did it), but the other... not quite so easily dismissible.
We had accidentally locked ourselves out of a room which only had a button to open the only door from the inside, otherwise you would have to open a hatch from the roof to get in. This door has a red/green light on either side to indicate whether it's closed AND locked which is always on and is never supposed to falter. Well, as soon as we noticed what had happened we looked at each other to telepathically decide which one of us would have to get the ladder and climb on the roof.
Out of anger and dismay (but mostly for shits and giggles), he yelled out "fuck this" and kicked the door open. This door is electrically locked, the only way for the contacts to turn the light green (locked) is for the actual locks to engage the terminals inside of the wall. I mean, there is just no possible way any electricity would otherwise travel and closed the contact. The door was locked. This door must weigh half a ton. There is no way a kick would even budge it. But... this giant mother fucker came open.
Because of this incident (which we couldn't recreate no matter how many times it was tested afterwards) we ended up replacing the entire door, and all the mechanisms involved with it.
That was a good amount of years ago, and to this day we still talk about "the door" every now and then.
It might not be hilarious, embarrassing, crazy, or otherwise Reddit-worthy, but to us it was one hell of a mindfuck.
justthewind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was hoping for more weird Matrix moments and not all this dream/psychic bullshit. I guess it's a reminder that redditors are just as gullible as the general public when it comes to magic.
Here's an actual Matrix moment: walked into the living room of my house, looked out the front window and the sun was shining, pretty day, all-around pleasant. Looked out the back window and it was raining and dark. A funny moment for sure, but easily explained.
It rains in the Pacific Northwest - a lot. Sometimes lone clouds will meander on through the sky and decide that now would be a good time to dump their load. This creates 'rain curtains' where everything outside of the curtain is nice and sunny, while everything inside the curtain is dark, dreary, and wet. It turned out that a rain curtain just happened to cut right across my house, leaving the view from the front window a nice, sunny spring day while the view from the back was a more typical PNW sight (i.e., dark and wet). It surely looked weird though, and I wish I'd captured it on camera.
What was amusing though is that some years before this I read a sci-fi story of a guy who was convinced the world he lived in wasn't real, even though everyone around him was acting like it was. How did he get confirmation of his suspicions? One day it was sunny outside of one window, and raining and nasty outside another. The people around him - friends and family - realized they'd fucked up and were wondering what they were going to do with him now that he knew the truth.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once stood in a park, along the curtain of rain.
Half of me got drenched in water.
buffalord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a child, I was at the home of a family friend. At some point I went wandering around looking for the door to the pantry. I opened a door that led into a mint green colored room with concrete walls and paned factory windows up above. It had a catwalk and some metal stairs leading upward toward the windows. Below the walk seemed like an endless chasm of shadow. I don't have any recollection of seeing what was down there, but it spoke to me. Its voice seemed disembodied and to come from the very air around me rather than from any one direction. I recall being terrified and running down the walk and out of the door to go back downstairs in the house where the adults were. Some hours later, I went back to open the door and it didn't exist.
embur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mine happened when I (American) was traveling with others from my university around Germany. Note that this involved [m]e, but the glitch happened to others.
Our group was walking around Marienplatz early in the day, doing school stuff. Class ended at noon, and while the others all went back to our pension, my [f]riend and I stayed behind to do some shopping.
As we were walking back, we ran into two other members of our group. We saw them a ways off and waved; they didn't wave back, instead, they froze, and we could see them frantically looking back and forth at us and one another, talking furiously among themselves. Needless to say, my friend and I were confused. Our two groups hurried together.
Upon meeting, they began to feel our hair and skin, remarking how dry it was and asking how we got out here so fast. She and I were extremely confused, and we asked what the hell they were on about. Apparently they had heard our voices (they were sure of it) coming from the shower room, and it sounded like we were having sex. Obviously we hadn't been, but it took us several minutes to debunk their theories on how we managed to finish, dry off, get dressed, and book it around town to meet them in the span of two minutes. It was pretty funny.
The best part: me and that friend were fuckbuddies on during our time, and we had banged in the shower earlier that morning before the day's excursion. :D
therealtimlopez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I was about 17 or 18 and working as an usher in a movie theater. One of the theaters was rumored to be haunted (theater #4). As Michael Scott said best, "I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious". So I was working as the only usher during the week so I cleaned all the theaters by myself after they would get out.
After the movie in Theater #4 got out, I went and started cleaning from the bottom row going up. I noticed there was a drink cup in the cup holder on the first chair in the second row. It was the only visible trash besides sweeping that needed to be done. So I notice the drink cup, but see some popcorn on the floor in the first row and sweep it up. I reach over to get the cup and it's on the 3rd row not the second. No big deal - I must have mistaken. I went to the second row and noticed more popcorn. I swept it up and reached for the cup over the seat, and it was on the fourth row. This continued until it was almost to the top before I realized what was happening and ran out of that theater.
I've had Deja Vu there that I was able to call out while it was occurring. It was simply a feeling I had and I was able to describe what this girl was going to be wearing before she came around the corner. I told a friend who was working what she would be wearing before (I had to talk quickly) and he was shocked. He knew I couldn't have guessed because we had just gotten back from cleaning a theater.
Then another time cleaning the bathrooms at the theater. I saw some feet under the stall so I waited for them to come out before I cleaned it - they never came out.
TL:DR - Drink in Cup Holder kept moving up a row when I would look away. I had Deja Vu and guessed what a girl would be wearing before she walked around the corner. Phantom of the bathroom stall.
nicklikesmilk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was young, maybe 8, I was playing outside one summer night with the neighbors. We were in their yard which was at the end of the street. We can see the corner from their backyard, and we see a car park next to the curb fairly close to us. After a few minutes, one of the neighbors asks "Did you see anyone get out of that car?" All of us said no. We look around and don't see anyone walking, and after a few more minutes, we approach the car. Nobody inside. The car was not very close to any house, so we would have seen a person walking; he/she wouldn't be able to just disappear into a house.
cwizard13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One fall night a decade ago in my mid-late teens. I was driving home the same way I drove every night from my fast food job. It was probably 20-30 mins past midnight and quite foggy.. I lived with my parents on a farm quite a ways away from town and cops so I was eagerly speeding down the small 2 lane road home when suddenly I saw something in the fog. There was a person laying in the middle of the road. I slammed on the brakes and swerved nearly missing him, and came to an abrupt stop about 10-20 ft away from where he was laying. I looked back and saw him get up, walk to the side of the road calmly, jump over the fence and walk into the fog. It was really creepy as hell!
Scottstimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dreamt mom was waking me up... Phone rings IRL, wakes me up and guess who's calling? My mom.
kinggimped ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've told this story before on Reddit, but here goes.
In 2010 I travelled around Europe for 6 months, before returning home to the UK for a month and then packing up all my shit and moving to Shanghai. The last stop on my European trip was Amsterdam, one of my favourite places that I've ever been (I used to be a pretty stereotpical stoner, and there was a period in my life when I would go to Amsterdam pretty regularly). Although my whole trip had been solo, I met up with one of my best friends in Amsterdam, and we basically went around the city hopping from coffeeshop to coffeeshop, getting stoned and generally wandering around the city.
So one night, we were in a coffeeshop called Smokeys, on Rembrandtplein. We were sitting at a long wooden table, smoking, drinking coffee and playing cards. We'd been at it for an indeterminate period of time (probably 2-3 hours), and were both pretty wasted. After finishing yet another hand of whatever game we were playing, my friend shuffled the cards for a few minutes while I rolled another joint. Just as I was about to light the joint, he completely randomly slammed down the top card from the deck face down onto the table, and said "name that card".
I think he just did it to make a change from the game we'd been playing, hand after hand, for a few hours. I shrugged and said "well, obviously it's the 10 of spades", the first card that came into my head.
He turned over the card and it was the 10 of spades. Neither of us reacted much beyond laughing a little. 1 in 52 chance, those odds aren't huge, just very unlikely. I even took a photo as proof.
To his eternal credit, my buddy just laughed, reshuffled, and dealt the next hand. The whole awesomeness of the occasion would have been totally ruined if either of us had made a big thing of it, or if he'd asked me to do it again with another card. It was just funny that I'd said "well, obviously it's the 10 of spades" in such a nonchalant way, as if it could only have been that card, and then it was.
We laughed about it the next day when we were sober. It eventually became an idiom that we still use occasionally: "as obvious as the 10 of spades".
juan_r6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So I have two stories:
When I was about 9, we were spending the weekend in a cousin's ranch far from any city or town. In the last night, before going to bed, I went to the bathroom and left the door open, after washing my hands I turn around and see one of my little cousins standing there, I ask him what he was doing there and inmediatly look away into the hall to see if my aunt is anywhere near. Just in that moment it hit me, my little cousin had left that afternoon with his parents because they needed to go back to the city, I turn to look inside the bathroom and he wasn't there anymore.
When I was a kid usually my parents went out on Saturday's nights. This one night my brother and me were watching TV on my parents room, at one moment he went to the kitchen and turned back, after a minute or so he asked me if my parents were still out, to which I replyed yes, he then told me that was strange beacuse he just saw my dad sitting in a chair in the house, when we went looking there was nobody home.
nitrile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So one day I was at my friend's place and we had just come back from school so that we could go to a party. I got out of my uniform and into a dress and got ready and stuff. An hour later, I pick up my uniform from the floor and put it in my backpack. Two minutes later, I turn around and lo and behold, my uniform was right there on the floor again. I was freaking out. And at that time I was extremely high, so naturally I thought I was getting mindfucked and that it was a bad trip. Turns out, it was actually my friend's uniform who had thrown it down next to mine. Sigh.
fartcat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i found out that i am a ghost http://imgur.com/yEYLZ
grandwahs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was vacationing with my dad and his girlfriend on the Oregon coast when I was 14. We were staying in a cabin with all the amenities - but all from the 70s / 80s, including the TV and stereo (this was in 1997).
At the time I had been listening to Alice in Chains Unplugged semi-religiously on my portable CD player. The album opens with a slow-building, raucous applause from the audience that lasts about 30-45 seconds.
My dad and his girlfriend had gone to bed before me, so I'm up by myself for a few hours watching TV, admittedly trying to catch glimpses of nude women on the blurry, non-subscribed Playboy channel (I was 14!)
About 2 hours after my dad and girlfriend had fallen asleep (and I know they were asleep because I checked on them regularly to make sure I was in the clear while watching blurry nude TV), I hear the low, faint sound of cheering and applause. Ok.
It builds. Gets louder and louder until it's almost as if the cabin has surround sound (although the volume wasn't blaring, it was just everywhere). I looked EVERYWHERE for the source of the noise. Outside, behind all the couches, in the kitchen, in the bathroom, in the bedroom where my dad is sleeping. EVERYWHERE. And I cannot for the life of me find the source. It was playing stop-and-go, so it was never truly constant, but definitely repeated a few times.
Eventually it stopped and I went to bed... freaked the fuck out. I can't remember when I clued in to the fact that it was, most likely, my Alice in Chains CD... but where was it playing from? There was no CD player in the house other than my portable one, there was no auxiliary cable to plug it into the old stereo, and there were no speakers around the cabin that would give off such an encompassing level of sound.
The best explanation I can think of was that my dad somehow was able to wake up and play a trick on me, but that doesn't make much sense because a) he was asleep before and afterwards (he snores like a bear) and b) there was no apparatus whatsoever for him to play the music from in the cabin anywhere, let alone remotely from his room without me noticing.
TL;DR - non-existent speakers play the intro to my favourite CD throughout an entire cabin in the middle of the night
gozarthegozarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You had your headphones on dummy
grandwahs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I assure you I was astute enough at the time to know I didn't have my headphones on. Plus, carrying around a portable CD player would have been quite noticeable :)
gozarthegozarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Were you high?
grandwahs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No. Not high nor drunk.
gozarthegozarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
spooky
Tenakaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 2 years ago my mom was arguing with my dad and he ended up shutting off her phone like a jerk. Her phone was out of service for about two weeks. Before it got turned on again I called my dad bitching at him, saying "And what if something bad happens? What if there's a fire in the house and I have no way of calling her?" He lived in Colorado compared to us living in California at the time so he wouldn't have been able to help if there was a fire.
A few days after saying that to my dad, I joked with my girlfriend at the time that there was a fire in the house and I couldn't get all the cats out, so they could be cooking in there. (I have 13 cats, she loved them all.)
A few more days later, I'm chilling on my computer while my mom is at work. I start to hear a weird crackling in my speakers and for some reason decide something is wrong. I go out of my room, smell something funny, go to my moms room, and sure enough a power strip was burning a hole behind her entertainment center and into the wall of the house. Couldn't call my mom because of the phone being shut off, called the fire department, and all the cats were safe thankfully.
I still feel like somehow I caused that fire.
OsakaB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not really a glitch in the Matrix, just more of a series of coincidences. When I first moved overseas years ago, I started working for an English Conversation School. I met a girl at my school from England (Im from the US). After a few weeks of just small talk, I find out she had previously lived in the same apartment I was living in at the time. No big deal, as it was owned by the company we worked for. A few months later we found out we had the same birthday and year. A few months after that, we found out our mothers' also had the same birthday and year. I guess its not really that freaky, but the fact that we both came to the same town in Japan, from different parts of the world, with those two things in common still blows my mind.
Swillie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Similar story to some of the ones on here, When I first started dating my ex I had a continuing dream of about a week or so strung together each night I went to sleep the next day played out in the dream, I was on Holidays with my family and she was offered work overseas but I got home and when she told me I talked her out of it and she stayed with me this is where the dreams stopped. Then 4 years later I go on holidays with the family BUT we end up staying an extra week where we went and I get back home to her saying she accepted a job overseas and is leaving a few days later I was mentally destroyed by this and ended up fucking up all my school work for about a month causing me to fail high school and kill my future. When I had the dreams I was both happy and sad about convincing her to stay and missing out on her dream of moving overseas for work but when it really happened I was borderline suicidal for a while, luckily I had some great friends that got me through the hard times and it's been 3 years since that happened.
(Also thought I'd add that I had recently broken my Mobile and ended up being without one for half a year in which this holiday occurred hence why I was called etc)
TL;DR - Had bad dream about forcing Girlfriend to miss out on dream job, 4 years later she leaves over seas for dream job when some key things changed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time me and my buddy were at 24 hour fitness playing basket ball and conversing. We'd mentioned briefly before that we should join the military, but that day we were talking about specifically joining the Air Force. We left the gym to walk across the street to a vitamin shoppe to get a protein bar. On the way back, we bumped into this old women who was talking gibberish. She said something about Patt Tillman and (AZ football player who died in combat) trying to contact him. She mentioned she was an oracle and that she thought we should both go into the Air Force. We were like, what..the..fuck. We hadn't talked about it outside at all. Just while we were in the gym. This lady came out of nowhere as well. It's bugged me ever since. I don't believe in that shit..but that was almost too good of a coincidence. I have not joined the Air Force.
I wonder what these "glitches" really are?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens to me more often than it should, I think. One of the more prominent ones is that I had read a book, which was a compilation of short stories, back when I was in junior high school. A few months later, I ended up reading a novel, which, had that exact same short story (written as one of the chapters), but from a different character's perspective. Two completely different books, and when I picked up the book of short stories, I couldn't find that particular one.
ragtagstupidity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back on Halloween my buddy and I went to Escape from Wonderland, the rave. We were driving back on I5 when out of nowhere traffic came to a snail crawl and eventually stopped. Looking around we decide that a crash had happened. A rear end on the carpool lane sent a car directly into the exit. To put it perspective car went from lane 5 to 1 and directly into wall. So were there on park in the middle of the freeway when a helicopter appears. We think it is a media helicopter. It circles around a few times over and over again but suddenly it stops. Points its light somewhere in front of all the traffic and starts coming down. So helicopter landed on the I5. We assume this is why traffic is not moving. We wait and wait. I think it would be a little appropriate right about now to say that for the past 30 minutes we were perfectly baked. So we are on the I5 chillin in 0mph traffic when suddenly BAM 3 lanes open and traffic moves. Helicopter is nowhere to be seen and we don't even see it leave. I was trying to listen for some noise but nothing. Just 2 cars crashed to hell and cops and some paramedics. The following day we searched EVERYWHERE. We looked at public police records of that day, any crematories in a 15 mile radius and nothing depicting that time and date. Since then weve checked mostly everyday for any presence of a helicopter but none there is. There is no way we could have hallucinated that but im pretty sure it was there. Not much a glitch but a wtf moment.
treeturtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I was driving home from my girlfriends one night, when it happened. It was one of those great summer nights were the weather was that perfectly comfortable temperature and I was in the best mood imaginable. It was about 1:00am, I had my windows down, jamming in my car to Dave Matthews, when I came up on a bridge over the highway. The bridge itself is at least 100 feet long and quite wide, (Two lanes, with tons of room on each side) and is at least 15 feet above the highway. I was at the mid point of the bridge when a deer jumped over the left railing, sprinted across the bridge and jumped over the right side. I immediately slammed on my brakes and came to a complete stop just over the bridge. At that point, I had never been so freaked out in my life and drove home faster than I ever had before. I'm pretty sure deer cant jump up 20 feet onto a bridge. I replayed it over and over in my head that night, and I'm doing the same thing now. How the fuck did that deer get there. Shit, I've freaked myself out now, time for bed. I've always referred to it as the ghost deer, and now I don't take a different way home. I don't know if scared is the right word, but it is undoubtably the second most shocking thing I've witnessed.
oreoz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the only glitch i can remember is when i was a lot younger i have a vivid memory of watching a movie, which i now know was shooter, and seeing the scene which the snipers are in the snow. however, this movie came out 2007 and this was back in early 2000. when i finally got around to seeing the movie after it came out i completely recognized the whole scene even though it was my "first" time watching it.
Shameonmyskunk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:07:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is creepy, i remember the exact same thing happened to me ...
Erniecrack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sitting around a few years ago with about 5 friends at my best friends house, i'm watching someone play ps2 and i notice a hand reach out from between the t.v. and the entertainment center. i asked if anyone else just saw that and right on queue my best friend says "that hand just reach out of the entertainment center?" even the dog had a wierd look on his face. one of the creepiest things ive ever witnessed.
Erniecrack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
nobody was within 7 feet of the entertainment center might i add.
TaylorPink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Were people freaking out? I feel like this would be a cause for investigation...
Erniecrack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:38:17 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was the only one freaking out, nobody else seemed to care at all. I know what i saw and i will never forget it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
First morning in Hungary, I go down to the cafeteria in the CEU dorm to get some food. I pay, making some chit-chat with the cashier. I sit down. Another student sits across from me and asks enthusiastically, "Where did you learn to speak Hungarian like that?"
"What? That was English."
"No, that was totally Hungarian. You were speaking fluent Hungarian with the cashier."
He was so adamant that to this day I'm still not sure what language I was actually speaking to the cashier.
Wonderjea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember one time when I was younger how I knocked over a cup off of the table with red juice in it and it felt like time just stopped except for me. I have very slow reflexes but I still was able to pluck the cup of out of the air, flip it right side up and put in back on the table. Nothing spilled.
flandyandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember once I had a dream as to what was going to happen that day. Sure enough later in the day I was standing talking to some people and remembered what was happening from my dream. The words the people asked me were exactly as I had remembered them. In anticipation as to what was going to happen next, I stuck my arms out and braced myself. Sure enough my brother (littler than me) fell into my arms from who knows where. He would have split his skull had I not.
drgk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, got another one.
I drive like a madman, but especially so on back roads at night. There was a particular set of curves I liked to take at high speed on the way out of Maple Park, IL.
So one night I'm driving from DeKalb to St. Charles and decided to cut through Maple Park and take back roads instead of the two major routes. I think it was after midnight...very late. My girlfriend, now wife, was with me. I gunned it out of Maple Park, braked for the first curve, looking ahead to the left so I could see if there was oncoming headlights. The curve seems quite a bit sharper in real life and when the corn is high (as it was at the time) you can't see shit ahead. At night you can look out for headlights through the corn but in the day you can't even see that.
I didn't see any oncoming traffic, so I cut into the left lane as I apexed the turn to take the curve at maximum speed.
So I get to the apex of the turn, if I remember correctly it's marked at 45 mph and I was going 75-85 mph. I'm completely in the left lane, hugging the left edge of the road. When suddenly in my headlights a man with an outstretched arm whips past me on the right, I miss him by inches. I remember his mouth was open and his right arm was reaching out like he was hailing a cab. He was right here.
I barked, "holy shit" and my wife responded, "what?" Apparently she didn't even see him go by. To this day I can't figure out what the fuck he was doing in the road. If I hadn't been fucking around and had been in my lane doing the speed limit I couldn't have stopped in time to avoid hitting him.
Was he a hitchhiker? A stranded motorist? A ghost? I fucking don't know, but it still doesn't add up to me.
stretchdaddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Of the topic "Reality Glitches" I get them once and a while. To me it seems as though reality is fixing itself really quickly in front of me, but I only get a glimpse if it doing so. I have turned around to see a drain cover on the floor fly into position really quickly, couch arm rest covers snap into place, and shadows re-position them selves in a room with fixed lighting.
caitlinrb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This, by far, has been one of my favorite posts on reddit.
HerroPhish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When i was a young lad, about 8 years old or 9 the Mets were playing in the playoffs against the Braves loosing the series 3-1. I remember these next series of events vividly. It was around the 6th inning and i'm pretty sure The Mets were loosing. My mom kept hassling me to go to bed saying it was way past my bedtime.
She finally had enough and said "Herrophish GOTO BED OR YOUR GOING TO BE PUNISHED!!!" I said fine and walked away. My dad said no its fine let him stay and watch the end of the game. I for some odd reason just blurted out "I don't care! Robin Ventura is going to hit a game winning grand slam" i was extremely knowledgeable about sports when i was young, but to make such a claim is ridiculous.
Fast foward a little bit and the game ended up lasting realllly long. So around the 10th inning my mom finally put me to bed. I fell asleep pretty quickly and next thing i know my dad comes into my room kinda freaked out and said "Robin Ventura just hit a walk-off grand slam" kinda gave me a wtf look and said goodnight.
I still to this day have no idea what happened or why i said what i said about Robin Ventura but my mom bought me a bunch of ESP books and thought i was able to tell the future. Pretty weird night in my life.
SarahPalinisaMuslim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: People getting gaslighted hardcore by master trolls?
StubbornlyLonely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As a child, I was always skeptical of all things. Fairy tales and religion. All that kind of stuff. So as an experiment, I was trying to see if the tooth fairy was real. Easy. So I believed.
I lost a tooth and told no one. I put my tooth under the pillow and made sure nothing was there. I also made sure whoever came into the room, I was had to be there. Nobody was home except my mother. My father was working so when she had to leave outside, I came with her. Nobody home? No biggie! I come back, and I shit you not, there's a dollar underneath the pillow. I don't believe it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to a friend of mine when he was a senior in high school. He and his best friend were dating two girls, and his friend suggested they all go to Spider Gates Cemetary (google it is real) on a friday night. He asked his dad what he knew about it, and all his dad said was "Whatever you do, don't go there" So they went, left his friends house at 8:30pm and drove about 45 minutes. Walked through the forest (about 20 minutes), walked down the staircase, and put their hands on the gates, and immediately decided to go home (they were all scared shitless). So they walk back to the car, drive home-at one moment they all go silent, and one of the girls asked what they had just been talking about- noone can remember. They get back home, and start to walk to his friends basement, when they are stopped by a very red eyed mother asking what they are doing. They tell her what they are doing and go downstairs. After a minute or two in the basement, his friend and him see the clock: 3:30 am. They look at each other, all 4 realize what has happened and run outside to the car to check the clock(days before cellphones)- same time. They go over the events and agree there is no way they could have been gone for more than 3 hours (which would make it 11:30pm-thats 4 hours unaccounted for). Then the girl asks what they had been talking about in the car- no one remembers. Every time the two see each other to this day they ask each other if either remembers what they were talking about.
edit: accidently wrote pm instead of am
reddit_general ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow... You must have frozen longer than just a few minutes at the gates. Possibly that's where the unaccounted hours went.
I think you mean you got back at 3.30am not pm?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:20:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yes i meant 3.30am. also note that i wasn't directly involved in the story. When my friend told me about it, he had the most disturbed expression (about 15 years later) i have ever seen. hes usually a calm person (rarely unsettled) and not the kind to make something like this up.
ShallowJam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger I was in the car with my sister and dad, and "Give up the Grudge" by gob came on the radio. I said "awww change it, this song is so old. i'm so tired of hearing it". My sister looked at me like I was from another planet. It was a brand new song and had come out one day earlier. Craziest part? I knew every. single. word.
dwill_LN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When my buddy was a kid he had a terrible dream and ran downstairs and in his kitchen were ghosts of people with monicker in 18th century attire and they were just making coffee and hanging out. He ran back up and told me when we were older and I knew him. Later on when I was in middle school me my friend and his older brother would have sunny d chugging contests. His brother is a great dude but at the time was on alot of drugs. His older brother would always beat us and he would say he couldn't beat the guy in the monocle. We didn't know what the f he meant but years later we learned when his older brother was on meth and extc. He would go down stairs and hang out with 18th century ghosts and chug sunny d with a dude with a monocle.
policetwo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is a funny one.
I ashed a pipe into the palm of my hand, and went to throw it out the window.
Before I did, I claimed to a friend that I can tell the future. I opened and closed my palm twice, making strange smears I jokingly interpreted as different things, then I clearly stated "One for the future" and on the third open/close of my palm the ash had smeared into a perfect image of a poncho wearing mexicans upper shoulders and head. he had a horseshoe mustache, and a clint eastwood hat.
And we freaked out.
I have yet to see the mexican in real life. But I feel it is only a matter of time.
TheNatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 15 about 7 years ago, I was really into meditation, attempting to do things like lucid dreaming, out of body experiences, and even telekinesis and mind-reading for a bit. My dad would give me a hard time for it every once in awhile, but figured it was a phase and just let me do my thing.
We're driving down the highway one afternoon and I hadn't started learning how to drive just yet. I was wondering what happens when you take your foot off the gas...did the car just coast along until wind resistance stopped it? Would it take a long time to decelerate from highway speeds? The next though I have was "What if dad had a heart attack right now and his foot slipped off the gas pedal...how fast would the car slow down?"
We've been driving in relative silence thus far, and I turn and ask "Hey dad, what happens when you take your foot off the gas?" He obliges me and removes his foot, the car slowing down quicker than I expected at the time. I say "Okay, thanks." And we continue driving. After another minute of silence he says:
"So what would you do if I had a heart attack right now?"
mindfckr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened today. This qualifies as glitch in the Matrix story as if its from the movie. I was walking down the street and I saw two identical black Range Rovers passing each other. This wouldn't strike me as weird except for The drivers were both middle aged brunettes wearing ponytails, with white iphones in their hands, also wearing the exact same pair of aviator style sunglasses. About 200 ft further down the street, a new Ford Mustang with unmistakable pink stripes and a pink grille and chrome rims turns right, and as its pulling away the SAME EXACT Mustang pulls up right behind me. I got chills. Stopped and took a look around to make sure I wasn't being pranked. Then I signed on Reddit and this thread was on the front page.
TL;DR - Two identical range rovers and identical passengers passed each other, following by a pair of pink striped mustangs in the same fashion.
baymandernamonia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is a reoccurring event that happens to me all the time and I still cannot put it to an explanation. Every. Single. Time. I smoke weed alone I have a tendency to become hungry. Thats not the glitch though, I feel as though I need to fulfill the munchies proficey and take a walk to my local food area weather its chinese, the supermarket, the deli, or any food shop I always decide to walk there for they are all within a short 15 minute walking range. Literally every time i have walked out of the house high as a kite i will encounter some stranger walking in the opposite direction as me close their eyes but seem to lock onto my eyes and say whilst turning their head walking by me "YOUR DREAMING." And then open their eyes looking away from me walking in their corrosponding direction. A few times i would run back to ask the person why they had said that to me and how they could keep their head locked into the direction of my head without looking, and their responce is usually a "what are you talking about" or "why are your eyes red" or " what are you doing out so late?" As much as i urge for the answer no stranger seems to talk about it. Any Help!?!? I have recently stopped smoking alone because im too scared to encounter this again, and even with friends it happens to me sometimes and once my buddy noticed somebody doing it to me form a distance when i was walking to some vending machine and even though i asked him if he saw it and he said yes and explained the situation, the next day when i tried to tell my other friends and have him back me up he denied it ever happened despite that he denied we were ever in the park near a vending machine.. WTF . sorry for not capitalizing my "i"s. Haters Gonna Hate.
Clown_Shoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Schizophrenia. Not joking you might have a very mild case of it and anxiety triggers it. Smoking weed can cause anxiety and it will only increase it if you're alone.
Maybe try talking to a doctor/psychiatrist about it. Im sure they wont care that you smoke weed so don't worry about that but if you are not lying then I would be that you have some form of psychosis thats easily triggered by smoking the sticky.
baymandernamonia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
no i can 100% assure it isnt anxiety as for i have had anxiety attacks in my recent marijuana experiments, normally when enetering the funhouse or being alone in my room for too long. Normally i only get tremors ( high pounding heart/bloodpressure and muscle tention/bursts ) and i know that when this happens to me it is real, clear, and vivid for im normally only at a [4], and my friend has witnessed it.
Clown_Shoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Then maybe some sort of sleep disorder. It has to be some sort of psychotic disorder. Either that or demons. Either way it appears that its not really too much of a life altering problem.
Kafke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:50:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You sound like a natural lucid dreamer. Do you control your dreams often? If not, you should look into it.
baymandernamonia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:00:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
no ive become lucid once in my young childhood and it was a nightmare...
Damien_Torrence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have three stories for you all two of them happened to me, one to my cousin, I consider myself a hardcore skeptical but these are three things that I've never been able to explain:
I have a young cousin in mexico, his parents were both meth addicts and he was born with some mental deficiencies like high functioning down syndrome, he's taken care of by my grandmother. He was 5 when my great grand mother died two years ago, he didn't have a concept of death so we just told him she had gone to sleep. We went to Mexico and we buried her, the night of the burial we go back to my grandmas house to grieve and reconnect with each other, he approached me and told me he needed to use the bathroom but he was scared because there were no lights in my grandmother's bathroom, so I hook up a lamp and put it in there and he asks me to stand outside, he goes inside only to come out looking very confused, I asked him what was wrong and he said he saw my great grandmother in there, what struck me odd is that he walked out startled but he wasn't afraid he was actually very calm.
My brother dated a girl out of town and every now and then I would give her a ride home, one night I was driving her to her house, they were in the back seat talking to each other and I had my radio on when all of a sudden I see this blur rushing across the highway, the blur had a human figure but it was totally blue, it was a very quick event that had I blinked I would have missed it, I didn't think much of it so I ignored it but things were very quiet in the car, my brother asks "Did you see that blue dude run across the highway?" and we both talked about it, his girlfriend didn't see it but we both did and we didn't stop talking about it on the ride home.
My cousin used to work two hours from his house, he found out about a very direct route that would cut his commute his half but the roads were crappy and there were no night lights, he took it once and deemed it not worth it but one day he had to work very late and he was very tired after so he decided to take that road, it was pitch black and he was falling asleep at the wheel so he decided to just pull over and fall asleep, he closes his eyes and gets a few moments of sleep before he hears a knocking on the window, keep in mind there are no lights on this street, so he wakes up freaked out, he turns on his headlights and sees no one, he steps out the car with his flashlight and no signs of life for miles around, he had no trouble staying awake on the trip home from there on out.
wtfwjd014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It may not be a "Glitch in the Matrix" but it always seems to happen.
It seems that wherever I go, at any given moment, I will be the only one in the restaurant, gas station, bank, car dealership, etc. Then within seconds, or so it feels like, there will be a line for the restaurant, people at every pump, people wanting to cash/deposit checks. It's weird, I can't explain it. And this happens wherever I go. In the back of my mind I feel like I'm on the Truman Show; looking around for cameras and clues as to how and why this happens. But nothing ever turns up. But it's most likely just a HUGE coincidence, either that, or the camera crews are VERY GOOD at hiding shit.
GOTlockedOUT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I swear, I knew about Lady Gaga before she even happened. I'm serious.
verytroo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some 5 years ago, I was talking to my roommate about possibility of people/beings in other dimensions present alongside us and no interaction being possible amongs them and us. We hypothesized a lot and slept.
While talking, I always imagined the third person from other dimension to be by my desk and the fourth near the door.
Next morning, roomie says while chatting he imagined two persons from the other dimension present in room. I said I also could sense somebody by my desk.
And then he says... second was by the door.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a very peculiar tale.
When i was in boarding school novels were are rare commodity (they were banned for some reason) so if you got your hands on one (especially Harry Potter or some shit) you'd not want to advertise it, you know what i mean.
It was a saturday and i was in the dormitories when i wasn't supposed to be reading some random book when a friend of mine, notorious for asking for stuff and never giving them back passed by. He asked me what i was reading.
Now, i definitely was not going to tell him what i was actually reading because i knew he'd badger me for it. So i said the very first thing on my mind "How Stella Got Her Groove Back".
It was a Whoopi Goldberg movie that i had vaguely remembered seeing adverts for on SKY or something. It was such a silly, random answer that i was surprised he believed me and went on his.
Now, just some moments later, i heard the sound of an officer of the state (aka security guard), probably coming to flush us delinquents out of the dorms. So i walked down the corridor trying to escape from the other end of the building.
Halfway through, i happened to glance at one of the numerous dorm windows lining the corridors and started in absolue shock, because right there at that window out of about maybe twenty that i had just managed to glance at, there was the book How Stella Got Her Groove back staring back at me.
Now, keep in mind that i did not even KNOW that there was a book of this. I had never even watched the damn movie. And friends suggested that maybe i saw it before, but that was impossible because that was not my part of the building and i had never ever even gone to this particular floor.
Till today this thing amazes the fuck out of me. At that time i just took as God fucking with me.
halogrand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was working as a plumbers assistant a couple summers ago in an old town. We were working on a renovation project at an old beaten down house. Anyways, my boss left to get something from the shop and left me with a couple jobs to do while he was gone. I was in the basement cleaning some pipes when I feel something hit the back of my leg. I turn and there is this orange bouncy just lying there. I kick it away and get on with my work. A few moments later I feel it hit my leg again, this time around knee height. So I kicked it to the other side of the basement, watch it stop and get back to work. A little freaked out. Upstairs I hear my boss come back in and call for me so I head up. I get up there and theres no one around, my boss isn't back yet. I head back down and the orange ball is sitting on the floor next to my tools. At this point I think I'm just losing it and finish what I had to do and just wait for my boss outside. A couple days later though I'm unloading tools at the shop and I pull the box of unused stuff to be put away out of the truck and turn and trip and stumble a bit. I turn around to see what made me trip and it was the same orange bouncy ball. I still can't figure out how it got there...
Guard01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This story is more of a "physiological" glitch in the Matrix because it's the only kind I have worth sharing.
I use to have a English class back in college. It was all Americans except one Filipino and me (Spanish). The Filipino was a 18-19 female and she was different. Our class was in a classroom bunkered with computers to use and type on.
Anyways, she was always on the computer. I mean, not all the type but 95% of the time. She rarely paid attention unless it was her turn to talk to. And even when it was she was usually say something short or skip by saying "nothing". In fact, the second day of class the teacher asked what she remembered the most for our first essay, she broke down and in a sobbing voice said "my father" who had passed away years ago.
So, me being me... I, too, was labeled as a quiet one. While I did pay attention, I never really talked at all in that class either. In fact, when the class was done, she was pretty much one of the first ones out the door. Also, before class she was always texting. Whenever the guard comes to open the door, we wait. There she was texting or talking. It was evident she didn't want to talk to anyone or do anything.
So.. now that you have a pretty good mental picture of how this girl acts. Let me tell you this. At the end of the semester, we had to give a presentation of our last essay - an argumentative. I, of course, went last as in dead last. And, not surprisingly, the Filipino girl did not want to present.
So, the presentations spanned over 2 class periods and here's the thing. Since i was dead last, I was last to go but the class had already ended. She let me present with the grace that a few students (who didn't have to leave) would stay to watch me present. You know who stayed? The Filipino girl. She could have left. She always did before. Why does she, on her own will, choose to stay and watch me present a dumb presentation? It does not make sense.
Anyway, during the presentation, I messed up. In fact, I choked. The first time I ever had. I messed up on a word, looked back at the screen, looked back on audience.. and I froze. I was on the verge of tears. I really could not talk. It was... strangely weird. I had never experienced this kind of freight before. It was euphoric. In fact, one of my classmates went up and read one of my slides for me. Then, throughout the presentation, I did it with a hint of sobbing. Not enough to burst into tears but enough to know that I was getting ready to cry.
To this day, I'll never know what made her stay. Maybe she predirected I would fail horribly? Either way, I will not forget her.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I distinctly remember, when I was little, that our neighbor's house was red. It is now white. When I was a little older I asked my mom, "Hey, when did they paint their house white?"
My mom said it has always been white. I strongly disagreed. But when you go back and watch videotapes of me when I was little (early 1980s), the house is in the background and it is white.
However, just a couple of years ago I found a picture of me outside from around the same time, and behind me is the red fucking neighbor's house. Nobody can explain that.
quasimode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In my early 20s, I lived in an apartment building in a major city that had been a hotel in the early 1900s. The apartment was big and I didn't have a lot of furniture at the time, and I would wake up sometimes in the middle of the night, with the feeling that I was being watched. That's not necessarily related, but let it suffice that this place wasn't entirely right. One night I met a girl at a bar, and she ended up staying over at my apartment. We didn't sleep together, but she stayed over, and I never saw her again after that night. I remember she had a very unique full-length vintage coat, it was something I couldn't forget. Months later, I was moving out of the apartment, and as I left the apartment for the last time to take out my last bag of trash after cleaning the place, a coat just like hers was hanging over the side of the dumpster. At the risk of overstating it, it was like my memories from the place had been carried out and manifested in the dumpster. Seemed to me like it could be a weird simulation glitch: "Get things from apartment, move to dumpster", but it grabbed an object that was in the apartment only one night, that didn't belong to me, but it was selected it because it had significance in my memory.
crispysnugglekitties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A classmate's dad had just died so my mom decided to check the obituaries for the funeral info. She wasn't a daily reader of the obits or anything; this was a rare occurrence. Instead of finding my classmate's dad's name, she found my dad's name.
nitro927 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I actually have the perfect story for this. I was smokin' some ganja with this kid outside my dorm. Campus PD pulled through, kept going. then within 30 seconds another one that looked exactly like it. obviously it was two separate cars, but it was still really funny and That is what i recall as "my glitch in the matrix moment"
szaros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
was walking out of a theatre to use the restroom and am slowly passed by a middle age black man in a suit, he has a cane and is making his way slowly down the hall. As he passes me he looks right at me making eye contact and tells me, "you'll be the man who smiles hate." definitely unnerving
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My old home had three levels, and we had a basement which was below the ground. This was when I around around 8-9 years old. The office, which was also where our family computer was placed, was also at the basement. To get to the office, you had to walk to the stairs, make a right turn, walk straight, make a right turn again which on the right you see a long hallway, but you continue walking before you reach the office. So one day our family came back from dinner at around 7-8 (in West coast Canada it got dark early during the winters), and the first thing I do of course was run to the basement and go on the computer. What I usually do is I don't turn on the lights until I'm in the office, so for a brief period of say 15 seconds that I'm running down the stairs to reach the basement, it's all dark. That day, well, it was weird. I ran down the stairs, made a right turn, walked straight, and turned right, and there it was - a turquoise color light that projected from the hallway that was on the right, to the wall on the left. I stood there, baffled and surprised, for a second, before I came to my senses as to what happened. The 8 year old me, scared shitless, ran right back up the stairs to my mom. I told her what happened and what I saw, and we went back down together to check out what that was. This time we turned right on the hallway, and there was nothing. No light source. Nothing that should have been there could have made this light. And note, there were no windows in our basement; at least not from where the light source could have came.
Without a saying, to this day I still have no plausible explanation to what that could have been. And of course, after that, I only went down to the base ment with the lights on.
TL;DR Unexplainable turquoise colored light in windowless basement.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I forgot my car keys at my friend's house one night, so I decided to just get them the next time I was over and use my spare set at my house in the meantime. The next night I was at the friend's house again, and as I left I picked up the set I left there. It wasn't until I was walking out of the door with both sets of keys in my hand that I realized I had no idea how I drove home in the first place, and still have no explanation for it.
Brettersson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to fall asleep in class when I was in highschool, and one day I swear I fell asleep in one class and woke up in another, with no memory of going to my other class, in the other building (my highschool was two buildings, seperated by a long, busy corridor). It was bizarre, and nothing similar to it has happened since.
dmantz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
O.K. I haven't really written a lot, I'm usually a lurker with occasional pokes through the protective awkward penguin layer, but I figured I'd share this here... I had recently gotten out of the hospital after finding a new, and exciting allergy to bee stings, and was trying to get some sleep. When ever I would fall asleep though I would immediately (it seemed) have soul crushing nightmares. suffice to say I was not tiptop. It was through all of this mental fog that my dog walks into my bedroom, its eyes catching the light giving it that "I've walked out of your nightmares" gleam and gives one single low grumble "bark" An odd mix of horror, and a sense of grand importance immediately hit me, my dog was trying to tell me something, something very important, I stared at her for what seemed 10 minutes, finally she walked around the corner, disappearing into the kitchen, I got up following after her stepping into the kitchen I look out through the glass door and out on the back porch sat my dog patiently waiting to be let in. Taking an inordinate amount of time to open the door, I finally let her in after which she gave her little "thanks" bark, and proceeded into the living room to climb up into the recliner chair and fall asleep. After that I decided sleep wasn't such a great idea.
nalebunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe the dog was trolling you after learning how to open doors, happy cake day by the way.
yum_muesli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was little we had a Christmas decoration that was slightly unorthodox - a tiny clown doll. By itself it was a bit creepy, but I knew my mother hated the thing so we always put it in the tree.
One year she got very fed up of us teasing her with it, so she took the thing with her when she went to the waste disposal station. I saw her from the car throw the thing in the skip. Now once the rubbish is in the skip, it is physically impossible to retrieve it, so I can rule out her playing a hilarious practical joke on us.
So we wake up next day, and I walk over to the Christmas tree, and the fucking thing is staring right out from between the branches at me. I screamed like a little girl and high-tailed it out of there.
The next year we lost its head, which made it even more creepy, and then it miraculously turned up attached to a barbie doll's body in the tree . Either someone in my family is a master troll, or something very freaky was happening.
indigobro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everytime I lose my guitar pick. Those dimensional holes into other universes man..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I did this to my boss. I had already gone down to the first floor of my job to help out with a computer of a user, when my boss had walked into the same division and was talking to someone else. He never saw me, and I heard him say, "I'll just get Glass-of-Water down here to help set up the printer."
I took this opportunity to quietly walk up behind him and just stand there, waiting for him to turn around. He eventually did soon after, jumped a little bit, and I said, "I heard you call my name, so I teleported down here." My office is a good 3 minute walk away, so it was quite a jolt for him.
NotoriousSpoiler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
3 days ago, around 5 am, I was microwaving some boss Tyson chicken nuggets. It would be a few minutes before they finished, so I went to my garage to get a smoke (there is a door in my kitchen that opens to my garage). As I entered the garage, I noticed something on the ground, a good distance from the door. I approach it with caution, because I was sure it was a rat. As I got closer I could see it had a texture exactly like the chicken nuggets that were microwaving inside my house a few feet behind me. It looked like a spherical chicken nugget. I wasn't about to check out what it was, or touch it, because I had just finished looking at pictures of spider eggs, and some resembled this object. I swept it out of the garage.
TL:DR my microwave can teleport. Preemptive relevant
shadowknife392 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I often get deja vu even if I have never been to, or have done it. It usually occurs when I'm sitting in a cafe or restaurant. Sorry but: Is this the real life?
loushoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 8, I had come home from school and arrived, realizing I had forgot my key to the house. Nobody was home, and I verified that by knocking on the door.
Now, I'm not a religious man, but I decided to go to the driveway and pray that someone would come home (I wanted my usual afterschool chocolate milk, godammit). After a minute or so with my eyes closed and hands together in a prayer-like fashion, I open my eyes to my mom's car in the driveway, without her in it.
I didn't hear it pull in, or the doors shut, or anything from my mom at all. But I sure as hell went to to front door to knock and get let in to drink my chocolate milk.
I asked my mom about what happened then, and I asked her about it just this last month, to which she had no idea what I was talking about.
TLDR; locked out, no one home, prayed, mom appeared out of nowhere, no idea.
Irielle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You were a man at eight years old?! =)
Sounds like you jumped onto another track of reality where chocolate milk was yours for the gulping (or savoring, whatever your style happened to be).
torontochild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Many years ago when I was very young my family and I stopped over at an airport in the States on our way home. I walk into the washroom and look in the mirror and irises of my eye are solid grey (I'm asian and my eye color is normally black/very dark brown). Didn't really freak me out but I remember this extremely clearly because of how odd it was, even at a young age I knew something was out of the ordinary...
Meatychud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once had a dream where i did something and the screen of my phone broke. It was a Voyager that had the outside shitty touchscreen, so it broke in a way where the screen got messed up even though nothing actually cracked on the outside.
I woke up from this dream, and then i broke my phone in the same way. Then I woke up from THAT dream, and it happened again. I woke up once more, a few things happened, and once again I broke my phone. Finally, i wake up for real and headed to school.
During my lunch break, i bumped into a table protruding near a doorway. My phone was in my pocket, and the table knocked into the screen, breaking it the same way as my dream.
TL; DR: I incepted myself.
netsui ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Twice during High School, I had lost entire days. As if the universe decided to skip over them, or they were simply erased from my memory. In both instances, I had not taken any drugs, was not ill, and was not sleep-deprived.
I would go to sleep on, say, the 19th of November at 10:30pm and awake on the 21st of November at 6:45am. Time and date were verified with newspapers, various computer/mobile phone clocks and asking others for the date. No late homework assignments. Nobody would ever mention anything about me possibly sleeping for an entire day. Apart from the time discrepancy, nothing was out of the ordinary. If it was a prank, then the entire world must have been in on it.
It has never happened since.
tl;dr: I'm a time traveller.
CuddleBug413 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will get buried, but whatever.
A little background: I have a brother who is about a year and a half younger than me, but was 3 years behind me in school (I graduated early, his birthday is around cutoff time). We didn't go to the same high school because I wanted to go to private school and he didn't, so I grew up mostly in my grandparents' house (closer to my school).
His sophomore year, my brother's best friend died. It was a horrible accident; a bunch of guys were snowmobiling across a lake, and he fell through the ice. I had only met Alex once because my brother and I weren't super close at the time, and then I went off to college in another state.
I moved my Biochemistry final to earlier in the week so I could make it to my little brother's high school graduation (it was questionable that he would graduate in the first place, so it was a big deal). I'm sitting with my mom and grandparents up in the bleachers (graduation was in the gym), waiting for my brother's name to be called (our last name starts with a W, so it takes a while). The principal announces that they would be giving my brother's friend a diploma posthumously, and his parents were there to accept. I swear the second they called his name, I saw this kid walk across the stage and down the center aisle. He stopped next to the row my brother was in, waved at him, and then kept walking right out of the gym. I asked my mom if she saw him, she looked at me like I was crazy.
Later my brother and I compared notes, and our stories matched up perfectly. There are rumors that some (now dead) members of our family were "sensitive", and enough strange things have happened to me that I almost believe it.
thedustinwray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A group of four of us were in my buddy's car to head to the lake to take out my friend's sailboat for the day.
The marina was a gated yacht club and as we pulled to the gate, my friend with the boat mentioned that he had no idea what the gate code was.
Jokingly, he just said, "Well, let's try this." 0-0-0-1. Beep. 0-0-0-2. Beep. 0-0-0-3. Beep.
My friend in the backseat, who had never been to the marina, just randomly said, "Try 1942."
1-9-4-2... no beep. We all look forward to see the gate opening.
He later explained that he just figured it's be a year and that the guy that runs the yacht club (whoever he is) would have been born around that year. Decent logic, obviously.
tszweds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was at a minor league baseball game with my buddies and we were trying to find our seats before the game started. They were going over the lineups and other pregame stuff over the loudspeaker at the time. As we were sitting down and looking around, all of a sudden I just start singing the line "ALL OF THE LIGHTS" from the Kanye West song. Literally 4 SECONDS after I sing that line, they played the very same song over the loudspeaker.
workaccount765 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was riding home from school one day with one of my mates. For some reason I thought I'd play a trick on my mate went "Look $2!" pointing at the road just ahead of us.... except there was $2 on the ground exactly where I pointed. Lucky I was quick and managed to grab it before him.
bf3-lurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had just recently made a new best friend in primary school, he was a new kid in school and had been at the school for about a month. One day we were playing on the jungle gym with a bunch of other kids during recess, and we were all standing up trying to balance and walk on the bars. Well, this kid fell off, he fell about 6 feet and hit his head on the rocky ground below. There was blood everywhere, it was stained all over the rocks. I don't really remeber much of what happened after that but I remeber an ambulance came to take him away (he was conscious and walking around, but bleeding everywhere) The next day at school he wasn't there and no one said anything about what happened. At recess I was playing on the jungle gym again and his blood was still there all over the rocks. After that no one ever once spoke of him again, it was like he never existed, I don't even know if he was ok or what exactly happened, I wish I knew
This was the best thing I can think of right now. I know this really isn't the best story, but I have always wondered what happened to the kid and where he went, sadly I don't even remeber his name.
dinosbucket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I put my tidily wrapped headphones into my pockets, they come out in a fucking knot. Been happening all my life really.
letsrolltide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I know it is more of a coincidence then glitch but me and my now best friends were talking about our childhoods and turns out we all had a dog named buck as our first pets. I grew up in Alabama the other two in Kansas and Georgia.
lostinjapan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well the first time was when I was around 7 or so and riding the monorail in Disney. For whatever reason (we were high up and my mom was scared) I said "Wow, it would suck if the monorail stopped right now." Immediately it stopped with some sort of mechanical trouble and we had to wait about 20 minutes. My mom scolded me for jinxing it.
On the same trip, I was teasing my mom, so while we were on another ride (I think it was dumbo or something) I said it again and the dumbo that is supposed to move up and down, got stuck as high up as it could go until the ride ended.
It happened years later, again at Disney, when we were in the epcot globe ride. I said it and the ride was stuck for about 20 minutes.
It also happened once on an elevator and on a couple other rides in various places. Seems to be more effective when I am with my mom.
masterdanvk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In junior high, me and my buddy james were standing outside of our school waiting to be picked up, i notice a funny looking car which looks worn, metallic yet unique. Its driving by at a constant speed on road that had no turn offs or competing traffic. The lane closest to us has a single car parked and passing traffic drive only in the outside lane. The car vanishes as it passes the obstructing parked car, im extremely confuses at this point. My friend james pipes in and says "did you see that?! Ghost car!". I was floored that he noticed the same thing, his recollection of this story to this day matches mine and at the time we were simply stunned to have shared a break in the matrix moment.
frakking_you ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had an hour long route I drove at least 3x/week. Once early in the drive, I remember pulling over right alongside the road to look at an aurora borealis, at an inconceivable time (summer, early afternoon). I live very far south for them and have only seen it one other time in my life, still about 3 hours north of where I was when this happened (and it was still very uncommon there). In any case, next thing I know I'm back on the road, almost at the end of the journey. Same song is on the radio at the same point and my car's clock is showing the exact same time as when I pulled over but I'm about 4 hours late. I have no recollection of what happened in that time interval.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
1227, or 12:27. I see this number or this time often. Sometimes 2-4 times per day, some days. It was also the time I was born.
artoonie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:34:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck this thread and all the links to /r/nosleep. Every time my cat sees something (pretty damn often) I flip out.
mkulo93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This didn't happen to me personally but really creeps me out and has absolutely no explanation. My aunt's birthday is September 11th and for her birthday in 2001 she and her boyfriend went hiking. They came across a vista where in the distance you could see a fire tower above the tree line. As they stopped to look out over the vista she went into a sort of trance and gasped "The Towers are falling". Her boyfriend perplexed goes "what the hell are you talking about? First of all there is only one fire tower and second of all its not falling!" She left the "trance" and was confused and asked him what he was talking about, when he told what she said she didn't remember saying it. Later that day they learned of the terrorist attacks and were totally freaked out by what had happened. The craziest part for me is that weird things like this happen all the time to her. She claims she gets "vibes", when my great uncle passed away in his sleep the day before she had intense feelings that he was not doing well... There are so many other instances where this has happened but this one by far trumps them all.
kingxero1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In highschool my friend and I were waiting out front for his parents to pick us up. At that point he shows me his watch that he's been wearing all day that has been dead for the past week or so.
I remember seeing what I believe was Derren Brown or some other mentalist/magician say he can will a clock to work once even the batteries died. The magician then takes the watch from the user's wrist, places it in his hand, and with the other pushes energy into it, getting the clock to work.
I tell my friend the same story and he says give it a try. I do the same thing: remove from his wrist, and place it into the palm of my hand. I use my right hand to "focus energy" above my head slightly. As I push down the air above the watch with my right hand, I calm say "Work".
And it did work for another 3 days, he said.
sleadbetterz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I guess not really a matrix moment but the only paranormal type thing that I know of happening in my life that my mum told me once. I've been in the same house for 16 years now and before me, my mum and my sister moved here there was an old woman who lived alone, (her husband died a few years before). Anyway one Christmas day when I was about 5 or 6 I ran down to check for presents came back up and apparently when my mum asked if Father Christmas had been I replied, "Yes but who is the man in the front room?". My mum must have shit a brick then and she grabbed me and rushed downstairs, opened the living room door and turned the light on to an empty room, when I then said, "Oh the light scared him away". I have no memory of this, it's all from what my mum told me but she's not the type to make something up like that. I still don't really believe in ghosts though. TL;DR Maybe saw a ghost or Santa
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
More stories?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 12, I lined up every battery in the house across the floor (probably about 40 + batteries, it was the late 80's and everything ran on batteries) and hooked it up to a little motor with fan blades on it. The fan blades flew off from the centrifugal force, never to be found again. I searched the room for a while. They were just gone.
Emperor_Norton_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:41:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Another one - When I was a kid, I used to have these recurring dreams that the house was on fire and I was trying to get out (had dozens of them all through my childhood). In the dream I'd run down the hall trying to get to an exit and the walls,etc would be burning all around me and I'd start screaming and it would wake me up and when I woke up I'd be in the exact spot I was at in the dream. My mom heard me screaming and would come to check on me and find me in the hall shaking and crying and I was always running a really high temperature. The dreams were always preceded or followed by this vision deal where everything I looked at would be normal for a second, then come really close to me or pop really far away and then go back back to normal again. If I continued to look at the same item, it would just repeat the effect over and over again.
kamikazicondon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In Chicago for Thanksgiving break and staying at a nice hotel. In the morning I wake up super early, about 7am, which is unusual for me. I get out of bed. I wanted to look out the window but the walking path is blocked so I hop onto the table and was gonna hop onto the ground. I look out the window and down towards the street, we are over 20 floors up, and it feels as if my soul just got ripped bounces off the street and flies back into my chest. I fell onto the ground and I knew something was wrong but couldn't pinpoint it. Go to get breakfast with my parents. My mom gets a phone call telling her that her dad just died. I swear I felt my something at the exact moment he died. Haunting.
sqd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, so many years ago, still living at home with my family, I was playing PS2 in the living room. The other two people in the house were my dad and sister, and they were both upstairs. I pause the game, get up and go take a piss, come back (barely 2 minutes later), and the game is turned off.. my first quick thought is "someone thought I'd just left and didn't turn the game off" - but I just as quickly realized that it couldn't be that. I would've heard if someone came downstairs, plus they were both still up there - no way they did it.
But that's not even the weirdest thing, I notice the standby LED on the PS2 is not lit, so I check - yep, the I/O-button/switch on the back has been switched off, that's when I go "what the fuck..". Those of you who have/had a PS2, know that the button I'm talking about is not "easy" to switch, it takes a little bit of "force" to do it.. And I don't even think my dad/sister knows of this button, even if they do, they DO NOT use it to turn it off. I asked them both if they'd turned it off, and nope, they hadn't. I had to sit down for a good 10 minutes, I cannot to this day figure out how the hell it happened.
orange2o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This still creeps me out despite three years of my humanity being drained out of me as an engineering student. My grandpa died new years day my sophomore year of high school. (A side note, since he had a stroke 10 years prior which impaired his speech and caused him to replace words; every holiday or birthday he said "Happy new year", or "It's your happy new year") So it's junior year in the spring time, I came home from school and went to my room, sat on my bed and saw forest gump was starting. For some reason, my grandparents we're on my mind that day, mentioned it to my mom before I went upstairs. I'm watching the movie, it's a pretty long movie. It's been about two hours since I've gotten out of my bed, and before then I hadn't touched anything all day. The scene appears where forest is talking to jenny's grave stone.
But I miss you, Jenny. If there's anything you need, I won't be far away.
The INSTANT forest said "away", a belt fell out off a hanger in my closet and crashed to the ground. I know sometimes acceleration can just be very slow, but nevertheless it was really...really freaky for that to happen at that exact moment in the movie while I hadn't moved in two hours and didn't touch my closet since that morning.
meenchpeench ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A friend and I are descending down the mountain, finishing up a midnight hike. We're hiking down the fire-road chatting, but stop walking and talking when we hear 2 owls hooting at each other from across the canyon. We discern that one of the owls is very close, and after some looking, we can make out the silhouette of a very big barn owl perched on branch at the top of this 30-40 foot high hill that sloped up gradually (you could bushwhack to the top in 5 minutes, no problem) from the trail we were on; The hill was blanketed by dry bushes that were no higher that 2 feet. The owl remained motionless, about the size and a proportion of a mans torso.
We start hootin at it to get a reaction, but eventually get bored and we both start getting ready to go....except as we're about to walk away, my buddy picks up a rock. " What are ya doin?" i say.
"Im just gonna give it a scare."
"Bro, just let it be man, don't mess with it."
"I'm not gonna hit it, just gonna scare him a lil."
He turns, cocks his arm, and tosses a palm size rock into the brush-covered hill and.......nothing. No sound was produced before, during, or after the rock was thrown. The Owl doesn't flinch; at this point we're wondering if what we're seeing is an owl at all, but....why didn't we hear the rock hit the ground, the bushes....?
There's an uncomfortable moment, and during it we both do one of those nervous chuckles.
"Whoa man...", i say.
"That was strange..." he responds.
"Well that was effin crazy dude! Let's get out of here now man, it's getting way late."
He picks up another, larger rock.
" C'mon bro, leave it be! You and I both know it's gonna make a sound when you throw it, the story is great the way it is!"
"I have to."
"What? Why?"
"I'm a scientist. I have to know."
"....(sigh)"
He takes a step back, cocks again, and this time throws harder and aims higher. I track the rock as best as my night vision allows, see it arc over the trail, lose it as it heads towards the hill and.....NOTHING!!! NO SOUND!
I felt what can best be described as exhilarating terror; the laws of physics had just been broken TWICE before my very ears, as well as my scientific-minded friend (couldn't ask for a better witness given the situation)
I remember making a sound like, "oooooooouuugh..." and as i turn to my friend, he's holding his shoulder.
Before we can say anything, we look up and hear the owls wings beat as he flys down and away from us.
To this day, my friend still thinks skeptically about what happened. Obviously I bring this up at parties but he always plays devils advocate....even though him and I know exactly what happened within that couple minutes.
Oh yeah, his shoulder was injured for 2 weeks after that.
Owls, man. Don't trust 'em, but more importantly, don't fuck with them.
Peaxh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
More like a deja vu thing but, about a year and a half ago I invited a co-worker to my friend's comedy gig at a really tiny underground cafe that I had never heard of before.
We were one of the first people there and sat down at a table when I noticed as we were seated that I had dreamt this before. Her, sitting to my left, facing a stage in a weirdly shaped room (super long, tiny tiny stage at the very front). The only thing that was askew was that in my dream the person sitting next to me was one of my very, very good asian friends. In fact, Dream-me felt the person sitting next to me was my very best friend. But she was just my co-worker, despite being Asian.
Anyways we're best friends now. I told her this back then and she responded with a "yeah that's really COOOOOOOL" when it was obvious she was probably thinking "never going to hang out with this weirdy again." Felt like I blew the friendship thing right then and there. Rest of the night was pretty awkward as my friend isn't that great of a comedian.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 10 or 11, I woke up in the middle of the night (I did pretty often in those days). I was sitting in my bed, just thinking of kid stuff, when I saw a light outside. It looked like someone was shining a very bright flashlight or something on the hillside next to my house. There's literally nobody around, and the angle seemed to be coming from the top of our roof. I watched it, and all it did was dance around a bit, then disappear.
I was scared, like a kid would be, and I went out to ask my mom and dad if they'd been using a flashlight. Both of them were totally asleep. There was obviously nobody around our property, or on our roof at that hour.
Thinking about it more, I keep thinking that I saw absolutely no shadow within the light. I didn't make out any objects...It was just a ball of light.
Freaky to say the least.
tru67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
uhhhhh. the fact that this whole thread is at the top is my glitch in the matrix considering this morning I had that thought for the first time, that something was "off" with reality. at this moment I would not be surprised to learn that I live in some hallucination, like a dream
superdave724 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not quite sure if this one belongs or not, but it was still quite weird. Here it is.
Last year I was doing a study abroad class in London and Vienna and decided that I was definitely not going to go to the effort of taking a phone with me just so I could text my at the time girlfriend in a time zone 7 hours away. But anyways, I have always dealt with depression and I was having an absolutely horrid day and I really just didn't know what to do with myself. And of course I sent a message my gf way in the morning so that hopefully she would check her email at some point through the day so we could skype that night for her morning for me. Needless to say she didn't get the email. So I went on having possibly one of the crappiest days of my life assuming that I wouldn't be able to see her or talk to her.
But the weird part was that she had some how gotten a message, though not by email, but my phone which was with me in my bag and was off! It didn't say anything but was just a blank message that had my name on it.
She was then able to skype with me and she cheered me up!
TL:DR- Paranormal phone message while I was across the pond in London. GF figured she should call me.
SirWistfully ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The memory is a tricky one.
mad_catmk2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:50:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Had an experience where I woke up two minutes before my alarm clock. Shot up with the most fucking strange feeling ever, but headed to class nonetheless.
One hour later and I get a phone call my folks had a taxi slam into them (in another country, that is). Time of accident? When I woke up...
logicalguitarist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:50:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I seem to remember life before being born... Like almost everything is red, and all the people about to be born were in a line with me going towards a white light... There was a sign that alternated between choosing if you'd be a boy or a girl and it showed who your parents would be...
jb2386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:13:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't remember that, but I clearing have a memory of everything just being grey and not having any thoughts. Just grey.
logicalguitarist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:55 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Weird, man. I also sometimes feel like I'm the person chosen to experience life, but that was more when I was younger, not so much now
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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jb2386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Here is another one like this Just thought you might like to join that conversation with fellow water-breathers ;)
Megabobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
1 thing that annoys the fuck out of me while reading this: Did you know it's possible to be perfectly psychologically healthy and still hallucinate?
GodlessMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to have a reoccurring dream when I was very young. Had it often. I still remember every detail. Also remembered it scared the hell out of me. When I moved @ 8 years old, about 100 miles away, I stopped having the dream.
About ten or so years later, I'm driving around real bored just exploring the area since I finally have a car and I come across a familiar scene. It's a park with small grass hills on the side near the road i'm on. Same as in that dream. I park the car, get out, and check out the park.
In my dream (now remember, i'm like 4 or 5 when this starts, so it's very simple, but terrifying to a kid) there's a castle in the middle of the park that a witch lived in. It's surrounded by all the witches slaves and she's talking something to them. I'm laying on the small hills and peeking over the top of them watching. She sees me, points at me and everyone chases me.
Now, hear I am, all these years later, in another part of the state, seeing an area that very closely resembles my dream. I know there's no castle... Walk over one of the small hills and there, right in the middle of the park, is a castle surrounded by fifty people. It was a play in the park, and everyone was sitting around watching.
klsmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:55:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A few years ago I remember seeing on tv and on the internet that Billy Graham had died. I even remember talking about it with friends. A year goes by and in a conversation, Billy Graham somehow comes up. I mention that i remember him dying like a year ago and everyone looks at me like I'm crazy. I searched furiously for any record of his death, even talking to friends i know i discussed his death with. Nobody remembered a thing about it nor could i find any news report anywhere. This happened one other time except i thought a friends dad had been dead for 6 months. Very shocked when i saw him alive as i remember his son very upset about it.
tl;dr In another universe somewhere, billy graham is dead
I_like_owls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:23:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, what? Maybe there was some rumor or something that went around on the internet, but I remember him dying too. I had to wikipedia it just now to be sure that he wasn't actually dead.
Apparently I am from your universe.
angeliswastaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:55:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One night I was in my house alone on the top floor watching TV. I was laying on a bed with the remote next to me, and when I went to turn the TV off I couldn't find the remote. I tore the bed apart, looked under everything, in the closet, bathroom, etc. I turned the TV off at the set and went downstairs to let my dogs out, figuring I'd deal with it when I got back upstairs. When I came back upstairs, the TV was on and the remote was sitting right in the middle of the bed.
I was and am not psychologically ready to deal with what happened, so I just filed it away.
omgkev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:58:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't mine, but my mom tells this story.
While working the night shift as a nurse at the hospital, she's walking around doing her rounds when she looks in and this woman is sitting up in the chair next to her bed for some reason at 3 am. Confused by this, mom goes in to see what is going on, and the woman is covered in sweat. Turns out she was diabetic and her blood sugar had dropped remarkably low and if my mom had not walked in and checked on her she would have gone into a coma and died. If she hadn't been glitched into her chair, mom would have just passed her by, not knowing something was wrong.
GoFigure52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:58:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was hanging out at my sister's house when I heard the phone ringing. I asked my sister if she was going to get it, however she did not hear the phone ringing. So I, thinking her to be deaf went to get the phone. There was someone on the line, who told me "Gee that was fast, it didn't even ring."
TL:DR - I Somehow heard the phone ringing 10 seconds before it did.
Chthonian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:04:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a ton of audio equipment in my room such as loud speakers, 100w amps etc etc. And if any of these things were powered, they would interfere with cellphone signals and make a weird sound like 5-10 seconds before someone would receive a call on their phones. I used to freak out my friends by telling them they're going to get a call, long before their phones would ring. Not sure how this would work on a landline unless you have cordless phones though.
IFartConfetti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One day I was driving down an expressway near Chicago, going around 70 miles per hour. My gf and two friends were in the car with me. I checked my driver side mirror and saw a black truck passing me very slowly. This truck held my attention as it passed, it seemed like it was in slow motion as it passed me. I could see every detail of the truck (stickers in the back window, contents of the truck bed, make and model, etc.) and after a few seconds, WHOOSH, it shot ten car lengths ahead of me. Gf and friends were saying, "What the hell was that?" "That guy had to be going over 100!" "I couldn't tell what kind of car it was." Shit like that. I was Freaked out. It looked exactly like bullet time to me. My friends didn't believe me until I told them it was a Ford Ranger with a Calvin pissing on a Chevy symbol and a 3 with wings in the back window... and 2 miles down the road they saw the truck rolled over in the divide. Truly the closest 'glitch in the Matrix' moment I've ever experienced.
omg_cornfields ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
so socially speaking, a "glitch in the Matrix" is now the modern equivalent of a "miracle"?
gregorykicks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I came outside the movie theater after watching Van Helsing my watch was exactly the length of the movie (not including the previews) behind. Like it stopped during the movie and started up as soon as it was over. Now, I do have a Citizen Eco Drive watch which uses solar power to charge, but we watched the matinee after spending all day outside in the super bright sun. Also, when we came outside it was dark, but had started working again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 8 years old, I had a dream one night about me being a dangerous animal trainer who worked at a circus. At the time, I use to be deathly afraid of tigers. Guess what animal my subconscious decided to throw into my dream? A tiger. A tiger I had to train myself. I had to lure it out of its cage and into another. Just as I was lowering my hand to place food on the ground in an attempt to attract the tiger, it pounced on me and scratched up my left arm, shredding my skin. I bolted awake and noticed a pain coming from my arm. I looked to down to find a fresh, newly scratched, gash on my arm. I had absolutely no legitimate explanation for what happened.
richardathome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was walking back into town from work, passing along this road here: http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=sheffield,+wicker&hl=en&ll=53.39189,-1.455098&spn=0.002431,0.009645&sll=53.380641,-1.474442&sspn=0.021477,0.038581&vpsrc=6&hnear=Wicker,+Sheffield,+United+Kingdom&t=h&z=17&layer=c&cbll=53.391892,-1.455095&panoid=pSjY1CiTJr9A0tZf8UTxOA&cbp=11,230.28,,0,7.71 but on the left hand side pavement with a mate.
We're chatting and generally mucking about when a whole, unpeeled banana bounces of my shoulder and onto the ground next to me.
There's wasn't anyone else around :-S
solidstripes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know how glitchy this is but about a year after I moved into the house that I live in now, so about 5th grade, my twin little sisters had their room directly next to mine. All of the rooms were at the end of the hall with my parents room on the left at the end of the hall, my sisters' room in the middle and my room on the right. One night, I remember randomly waking up at 2:30 in the morning which I remember because when I was younger I had this weird tick where I would always look at the clock whenever I woke up at night and then be able to remember the exact times I woke up the previous night, which I can still, do to an extent. But anyway, I remember waking up and within a minute of waking up, I hear a single cry from the hallway. It was not either of my sister's crying either, and anyone with little siblings can back me up when I say that I knew my sisters' cries and it wasn't theirs. I have no idea to this day what or who I heard and my parents said they didn't hear anything when I asked them about it the next morning.
rydan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
December 6, 1996 I found a pen on the floor of my high school. I kept it in my right pants pocket. A few days later a second identical copy of the pen appeared in the left pocket. I've used Papermate branded pens ever since.
Mozzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:03:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Deja vu.
BracedPolecat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:03:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
between the ages of 8 through 10 my dad made me believe I was a sleeper cell. He would place spent shell casings in my room and leave footprints that lead to my bed from my window and place the boots in the corner of the room.
How I found out was when I was sleeping he dressed me up in a full Gillie suit and put me in the car around midnight I woke up and asked my dad who was driving why I was here he told me the whole story and we went to dennies. Its so funny to were a full gillie at dennies around midnight.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:06:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
TL;DR Tried to catch a lizard who was in a staring contest with a rattlesnake, both of them gave me a look and let me go scott free.
I was camping and wandered off a bit on my own. Spotted a lizard, crouched down like Steve Erwin, ready to pounce on the sucker and enjoy my ten minutes of pretend adventure biologist.
I was only inches away when I notice the lizard is paying no mind to me, and is intently staring at something. I follow its gaze, and see a snake right there, staring at the lizard. Not just any ol' grass snake either, but a rattle-snake (quite common in Texas really). I freeze, and ten seconds later the lizard looks at me, and runs off. The snake looks at me too, tastes the air, and slithers off in the other direction. Needless to say, I was creeped out and stuck close to camp afterwards.
foslforever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:06:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
my buddy walked into the bathroom of a pub and this loud mouth asshole guy he said he used to know walks in and uses the urinal next to him. My friend said he instantly thought "coke head" in his mind; and all of a sudden the guy looks over and says to him "Did you just call me a coke head?"
My only explanation of this is that he possibly muddered it and dint know? or the small chance the coke head was so paranoid that it was a crazy coincidence?
Vapsyvox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:06:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once found a puddle of green water in the middle of the sidewalk, there were no notable sources of green nearby.
Bromothymol_blue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:06:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened around the time of my high school graduation. My friends all had parties but since I lived in an apartment, I just had like ten friends over and we watched movies and played Brawl and stuff. The way my apartment is set up is when you enter, you're in the living room;at the end of the living room, you make a right and a left and down the hallway is my room. I had received five congratulatory balloons from my family and I kept them in my room. Well, one of these balloons decided to float down the hallway from my room, make a right turn, then a left turn and it rested -- floating in front of the TV. Naturally, I thought the balloon was haunted and I stabbed it (pretty much everything in that apartment was a hidden sword/knife) and threw the balloon corpse away. I woke up the next morning and what do I see at the end of my bed? Five inflated, floating balloons.
tenkei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:07:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had something weird happen to me not long ago.. I am a huge soda junky. I love it, can't live without it. So I'm at work a couple of months ago and I decide to go downstairs to the soda machine and get something to drink. When I get to the soda machines, I find that the Nozz-a-la machine has been replaced by some brand called Coke. Never heard of it before, tried it, it was OK. Now the weird part is, when I went back for another soda a couple of hours later, the Nozz-a-la machine was back and the Coke machine was gone. I thought it was weird that they would switch out the machines after only a couple of hours. I never saw this Coke stuff again until just a few hours ago at the convenience store down the street from my house. Since then, I've seen several ads for it on TV and the net. Weird how you can never hear of something, then all of sudden see it everywhere.
michfreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:07:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Several hours late, but here's my story. I've had a lot of them through the years, but this is the most recent and the strangest.
It was a few weeks ago. I got woken up about two hours before my alarm went off to the sound of fireworks. All I can really sleepily think is "who the fuck is setting off fireworks this early in the morning?"
I can't remember the specifics of my dream, but one thing was clear: I was freaking out because my clock didn't have power, and I was going to be late for work if it didn't go off to wake me up. To my surprise, though, the lamp that shares the outlet with the clock is running fine. Well, I don't need the lamp to wake up, so I swap outlets, all the while thinking "what kind of outlet only works through one plug?"
After that was taken care of, I went back into my apartment to find that the power was out in exactly half of the apartment. Like, my computer won't turn on, but my kitchen lights will, etc.
Finally I woke up.
The first thing I checked, in a panic, was that my clock had power. Of course it did: that was just a dream. I just managed to wake up five minutes before my alarm went off.
But then I try to turn on the lights and find that they won't. My computer won't turn on, but my modem has power. The kitchen light turns on, but the fridge is dead. The bathroom light is working, but all of the water coming out of the faucets is frigid.
Turned out the fireworks were probably an electric generator that had been smacked by a car about two hours before I woke up, and the power was back in the building before the afternoon came. But what the fuck was with the electricity? Why was it only affecting half of the outlets? And how did I know that it would be like that in the dream?
Plus my shower was freaking cold.
FuzzyCats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:08:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the strangest thing I can think of at the moment:
My grandfather recently passed away. I live right next door, so I go over and take care of my grandma every day to make sure she eats (she's 93 and starting to get dementia so she has trouble remembering things-she doesn't even remember her husband is dead).
One day, I went over there to find an empty TV dinner box on the counter. I asked her if she ate it, she didn't remember. I didn't see the plastic tray that the food comes in anywhere, so I checked the microwave. I checked the oven. I checked the fridge, freezer, cabinets, every table, every drawer, and every room in the house. I checked the back porch, every trash can, and even under every chair and couch. Its been a few weeks and after numerous cleanings, I still haven't found that damn tray. I can't figure it out.
powerbrows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:08:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The only thing that comes to mind is a trip to an amusement park. Early on in the morning, somebody in our group asked what time it was (pre cell phone era) and I guessed a random time. Nailed it exactly. Everybody was amazed, so later in the day they did the same thing to me again. Once again, I nailed the time to the exact minute. At this point, everybody was flippin' out. They decided to test me one last time that evening, where again I guessed the exact time.
I had no access to clocks and just got lucky all 3 times. They sure as hell were blown away, though.
_deffer_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:08:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sleeping - nice and cozy in my bed. Next thing I know, It's 2 in the afternoon and I've cut half my lawn. Perfectly straight lines, and not a blade of cut grass to be seen. I didn't have a bagger, or a sweeper or a mulching blade system... it was just... gone.
Freaked the hell out, I asked my parents if they told me to cut the grass, and they said no - and then asked if I had. They were in the living room for the entirety of the late morning/early evening (my mom was quilting and my father was reading magazines and polishing his shoes) and I would have had to pass them to get out of the house, and into the garage. They also didn't hear the lawnmower start or run at all.
I asked my neighbor if he recalled seeing anything (he had a small garden and was spreading his compost at the time) and he couldn't for the life of him remember seeing me out there cutting the grass.
I still get chills just wondering what the fuck happened.
Clefaerie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:10:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in the third grade and my dad had just come back from a business trip. He brought me back this giant pencil that had Hello Kitty and flags from different countries all over it. I took it in to school. I was late that day and I remember walking down the stairs to my classroom, being really careful with it, and starting to walk in the hallway. then I got to my classroom and it was nowhere to be found. I remember my teacher let me go look everywhere to see if I could find it and even let me take a classmate with to search for it. I have no idea what happened to that goddamn giant pencil. How did I just forget what happened? There was no one else in the hallway.
There's some part of me that is really terrified that something happened and I repressed it, though I doubt it.
elemming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There are dimension slipages. The last one I really noticed was reading and listening to pundits talking about Cain's suspending his campaign four days before it happened. They weren't talking about he was going to suspend his campaign or that he had suspended his campaign but that he had. The next day I woke up he hadn't and then several days later he did. Sometimes the alternate universes have a glitch and we bump timelines. You also get public figures dying who you remember watching the news about their funeral months or years before. In person I get things like a pink fire hydrant at work that had always been red but maintenance says they painted it months ago, not yesterday despite my memory. One day there are a lot of disfigured recovering drug addicts living near me that say they have been living in that house for years. I go with the flow and wish I knew how to get back to the timeline where Gore won the election.
lolsroflslmaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was my senior trip and we were going to Panama City Beach, Florida. Since it was about 17 hours away, we decided to leave early in the night so we could get there at a decent time the next day. I was driving my car with three other people. All through the night my companions were awake so I had someone to talk to. But early in the morning, say five or six, they all fell asleep. I would be driving and all of the sudden it seemed as if I would come to and none of my surroundings were familiar. It seemed as if I was falling asleep for a couple seconds, however, it wasn't like I was half a mile down the road. I mean NONE of my surroundings were familiar.
jb2386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably a Microsleep. Sometimes you don't realise it happens.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck!
PointAndClick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Early 90's, no leaves on the trees, so probably during winter. Also because it was also dark outside when I brushed my teeth in the kitchen downstairs to go to bed. Which I usually did around half past nine-ish.
I lived in a small remote (If you can call it remote in The Netherlands) village, with a population of around 500 people. That night my dad was drinking his cognac and reading his book, while having some soft classical music in the background, on the sofa. He sat with his back to the wall with the door to enter the room in the corner to his left. A big window in the wall to his right. The room also had a huge window in the wall in front of him, but this isn't relevant, let me continue.
I came out of the kitchen to say good night to my dad. Opened the door, that opened toward the inside of the room and held it open with one arm while standing to the wall next to it. We have a short conversation, probably about the universe and the meaning of life, my dad is a philosopher like that. When all of a sudden a red dot appeared about 50cm to my left on the wall. The dot had a diameter as big as a basketball, at the height of my stomach. We both stare at this dot for a second, perplexed, silent. The dot just sat there, perfectly still. I could see the source of the light as a bright red dot through the window. It was coming from above a house about 200 meters away. I try to see if I was mistaken, there was surely someone with a laser. But there where street lights, I could make out the contours of the roofs... it was definitely coming from above the rooftops. I was completely baffled and so was my dad. After about 20 seconds the dot started moving towards me! A perfectly steady horizontal line. I ducked to avoid it and hid behind the door. Then crawl back up to see it moving slowly but surely to my dad, whose head was precisely the same level as the dot. I'm not sure if I told him to duck, but that's what he did. And as soon as it could not move any further through the window. It went off as sudden as it went on.
There is nothing behind those houses for miles. There was no chopper sounds and I don't know why a chopper would carry a laser. Because that's exactly what it looked like, a red laser. It wasn't hand-held, especially over a distance that far every little movement would have become huge. It was perfectly still and the movement it made was absolutely perfectly horizontal. Plus if it was on a tripod or something... it was up on a roof for no other reason than to shine in our house. Nowhere else... not play around with it more? My dad vaguely remembers it, but it clearly didn't make a huge impact on him as it did to me. Although he admits that he couldn't explain it. ("There's more that I can't explain, I'm going to lose sleep over it" -dad)
I would like to think it was a biodisintegration UFO beam from dimension X and having ducked for it is what kept me alive. But yeh.. In other words, I have no clue. A simple laser pointer back in those days was expensive and rare, plus having it on a tripod, above the rooftops and knowing everybody who lived there not having one to my knowledge. Plus it only happening once, ever.... The laser-pointer explanation is practically impossible. My glitch in the matrix, also the event where I lost my sanity.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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jb2386 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:38:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So you shouldn't have got a DUI?
Mitchichen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once my husband and I were driving with some friends through a small subdivision in a woody area at night. We noticed we were being tailed, and so I asked our friend to see what kind of car it was (a white SUV). we pulled up to a stop sign and the SUV was still coming up very fast behind us, and showed no signs of slowing. We pulled off, and the SUV didnt even stop at the stop sign. My husband sped up and kept going until we reached a main road a couple blocks away. When we got onto the main road, The SUV followed and pulled into the lane next to us, but instead, was a red truck, with different headlights (I was watching the lights in the rearview mirror the whole time, and my friend was watching the SUV).
We still haven't been able to explain the car suddenly changing.
But to make things worse, a couple nights later, we were in a neighboring town, stopped in front of a grocery store, and there in a dark area of the parking lot was that same fucking SUV.
We also somehow never noticed anyone getting in it and it driving away, even though we were on and off watching it. It just sort of vanished.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:15:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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jb2386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:38:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Australian here, not sure how I can identify your tree. We have a lot of trees here.
hornyamericanfuckya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:16:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one I'll never forget -true story: back in high school I was on the track team, and the guys used to TP (throw toilet paper all over) the girls houses before a big race and vise versa - not sure why we did this - it was a shitty way to say "good luck" - but we did it. Late one night before the girls race me and some of the guys packed up about 50 rolls of toilet paper and drove over to one of the girls houses. We had just unloaded all 50 rolls when we saw the light from a police car approaching. WE bolted out of there, not sure if they saw us but I must have ran the fastest I ever ran...Anyway, about 20 minutes later after hiding like wusses we get the balls to go back to finish the job- and its ALREADY DONE. Somehow, all of the TP was all over the house, trees etc on the roof, on the top of massive trees, etc - 50 rolls in 20 minutes. Still to this day have no idea who did it or even knew we had left it there....
ystwyth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:16:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My junior year of college I was sitting in my room on my bed talking to a friend. In the middle of my sentence, I stopped, turned to look at my computer, and said "[my best friend's name] is going to IM me." Less than 10 seconds later she did. Around that time I always got a feeling when she was going to call and was always right. It doesn't seem to happen any more.
DirectionsPlease ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't told anyone about this, I've really just come to take it into stride in my life. I sometimes have these repeat moments and the strangest thing is that I can't tell whether it happened or not. It happens with items and events too, but I like it best (because it isn't creepy, and it's cool) when it happens with a person.
What happens is that they say something that "sticks", end the event, and then repeat whatever "stuck". The weirdest part about this, is that when I probe them about this Glitch, they don't notice anything different. To them, two events happened, while only one event happened twice for me.
jb2386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure I follow. :/
Majorcameron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:18:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once a while back was sitting in Denny's with a bunch of friends having coffee and my whole world paused for about 1 second maybe ... I lagged o.o
Spoonwizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:51:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
because I made my own one, you can't explain that. but I can, because I made it. also, I once watched a car go down a dead end street and not come out. I went and check to see if it parked on the street but the wasn't even a similar looking one and the street ends at a ten-foot fence for a golf course.
ecksit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:19:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Huff & stapes?
StoicMonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've been holding this memo in my wallet since the last two years; it's funny, because when I "lost" it, it appears next to me whenever I am at the moment.
For example, one time I dropped it on the way to work, and then I found it over my desktop. Another time I gave it to my mom to keep it for me, and next time it was in the office's locker with my stuff.
It's not a coincidence that the memo says "get back to collegue", and whenever I forget about it, it appears everytime in front of me.
amychelle79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing huge, but reoccurring.
Street lights go off over my head ALL the time. If I'm driving and it is dark, it is going to happen 7/8ths of the time at least once during the trip, no matter how short the jaunt. This has been for most of the time I've been a legal driver (18 years) and in multiple cars (so no wonky headlight tripping the sensor.) Its not the same light all the time, but there are a few repeat offenders since my route is pretty standard.
dacookeymonsta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:31:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We were eating at a pizza place when a friend of mine went to the bathroom. The bathroom door was always in my field of vision, and I never saw anyone come out of it. A few minutes later, my friend walks in through the front door on the other side of the pizza place. Pretty sure he glitched through the bathroom wall and ended up outside, as there were no other doors.
WorldGenesis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:34:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 10 or 12 years old, and was with a group of 2 other friends at a playground, apparently, we looked up at the sky and saw a small, but bright flash in the sky. Strange stuff, but wish I knew what it was, perhaps aliens... o_o
mebsy101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:34:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ohhhh kayyy. heres whats goin on right now.my cousins friend who i met 2 years ago, chatted and hung out with for about 2 weeks straight, had been having his stories on my news feed for about 2 weeks, that ive noticed anyways. i noticed them because theyre mostly links and pics from reddit. i had thought about mentioning this, since none of my friends are redditors and i want someone to discuss cool shit with, but i hadnt done it yet. anyways, for the last 4 HOURS, ive been reading these glitch in the matrix posts. now, on my news feed, it says he had just liked someones post of this exact article, and commented on it. so i click on his page to tell him this coincidence, and it says "add as a friend"....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:35:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus! How do you expect me to go to work when I can't stop reading this!!!
beyondawesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:40:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm at work reading this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:38:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have no dreams. Dreams are fabricated. I black out and wake up, only as necessary to catalog sequence instances. I live in the shadows observing you. I check to make sure the Matrix runs smoothly. Occasionally I may test you by manipulating the Matrix. I record your reaction and grade you. You have failed. Rest assured, I will do my best to maintain the system. No one can escape the system.
We are your close friends, brief acquaintances, pets, homeless, people you pass by on the streets, your family. You have no way of knowing who we are unless we want you to.
According to your induced perception of time, in one week all traces of this message will vanish from existence.
IndigoRed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:39:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My life is full of Matrix glitch events. They all started after I bashed my forehead on our piano when I was 6 or 7. I remember the blood gushing out of the wound and covering my body and the floor until my parents patched me up. The first big event was when I fell very ill and soon had a dream living my entire life out (felt like years) and waking up only a few hours later completely recovered. None of those dream life experiences have occurred in my real life though (yet). Another happened with my sister there as witness: we were in the car and noticed a bright light in the night sky, and when the car got into a position where the surrounding buildings weren't blocking our view, we saw what looked like the moon but 50x larger. It was down low near the horizon and off in the distance, and the light was too large and too bright to have been man-made. I don't remember why my mom, who was driving, didn't let us get a closer look but we never did investigate it and never saw it happen again. The last one I'll mention has occurred every now and then for the last decade: I would get something like out-of-body experiences when talking to people, except I would still feel like I'm in my body but not the one speaking - my consciousness would concentrate on the speech my body was making and follow along just as the person I was talking to would (being relatively intrigued in what I had to say and anticipating what I had to say next). I've had crazy experiences with psychedelics recently that I'd like to share but I don't think they belong on this topic.
EpicSchwinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:42:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm doing my first ever bike tour, an overnighter on the Natchez Trace Parkway, with my friend DJ. We get off of the street in Fly, Tennessee, looking for a place for dinner and possibly buying some snacks. We're met by an old man that owns Fly's only store and he offers us a campsite down the street after we eat. We oblige and start unpacking. After setting up, I eat some fruit and a sandwich I had made earlier. I also eat a can of Spam.
That night I slide into my hammock and I sleep like a baby. In the middle of the night I feel something underneath me. It's enough to jostle me awake, but it doesn't feel like a person or anything. It's a good few feet off the ground as I like to keep some space for coyotes/dogs/cats to walk underneath me with no problem.
It's the next morning. I untie my bear bag and grab some food inside it. Poptarts, fruit, nutella, clif bar...SPAM? I had devoured the can for dinner and I only brought one. DJ watched me eat the Spam and even commented on how he hated it. So I asked him if he remembered what I had for dinner last night. He says "Spam, don't you remember talking about that?"
My only guess to this day is that maybe the store owner took my bag down and put free spam in it. The sketchy part is the jostling in my sleep. I'll never know who or what caused that, be it a coyote or Ghandi. All I know is that I always fucking avoid Fly.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:46:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The spam fairie came in the middle of the night and rewarded/punished you for eating spam.
bongo1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:42:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if this counts, but I have this very distinct memory, as a child, of seeing a cat sitting on a bridge over a highway and just staring at me as we drove underneath. I guess this could have happened and my childlike imagination made the moment feel so surreal, or it could've been a dream. But regardless, I still believe this happened and something was off about that cat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:43:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in Thailand, Kanchanuburi , staying in a sort of wooden lodge type accommodation. Me and my friends went for dinner, we were all very tired and we decided to go to bed early. I had a shower, brushed my teeth, changed into my boxers, set up a mosquito net and climbed into my sleeping bed which was on a mattress in the middle of the room. Four other friends were staying in the room, and I remember the nearest was reading Bird Song with his head-torch on.
I feel asleep.
When I woke up, I was standing up, and completely wet. I was terrified, and in complete darkness. Everything was wet and I felt like I was bleeding. As my senses came to me, I realised I was naked too. My immediate thought was that I had been kidnapped. I panic'd and I tried desperately to escape the room I was in, I couldn't find a door and it was, as I said, complete darkness. I clambered around that room, with sheer panic. I remember smashing the walls with my fist and I was crying.
Eventually, I found the door, at first I smashed it, over and over and over. But at last, I found the lock and I opened it.
The way the light hit me when I opened that door, I'll never forget the confusion and relief. I was so shocked. I was looking at a random couple, sleeping in their beds. I hadn't met them before and I was just standing there naked, in a bathroom door looking out into this bedroom. It was the same bedroom as I had gone to sleep in, except it wasn't my one. It was an unbelievable mindfuck.
I was crying, it was all just so shocking. I walked out the door, very quietly and found myself still at the same wooden-lodge resort. I saw my own lodge, across a big flower patch. The resort was a square of lodges all facing each other. I walked over, entered my room, saw all my friends sleeping and sort of gently, in such quietness, it was all so quiet, climbed into my sleeping bag. I was really shaking and after about 3 minutes of trying to figure out what happened, I realised I was bleeding severely...
My wrist was cut severely, and my legs, arms and chest were covered in blood from it. I woke up my friends with a sort of scream when I noticed, and suddenly was in very intense pain. My friends woke up and were extremely shocked by the state of me. I was completely wet, but also smeared in blood, with a very nasty looking risk.
They were extremely shocked and immediately started taking action. They had me lie down on the floor in a weird position and started to clean me, I was in a state of shock. They notified the resort and an ambulance was called...
I was there for two days recovering. I felt like I'd gone insane, it was so surreal, and my wrist was bandaged. My friends brought my stuff to the hospital and waited for me to recover, the wrist cut was pretty severe, I had lost a lot of blood, but I was almost perfect within the two days...
We moved on to Chang Mai after that, I explained what'd happened and nobody had seen anything... They thought I had tried to commit suicide because my wrist looked like it had been cut with a knife, I had a pretty good idea of what cut me - my own swiss army knife, because I never saw it again, I don't know where it went... Everyone treated me very weird for a few days.
I've never got over it, the experience was just.... I think I sleep-walked, cut myself with the knife, thought the other lodge was mine and went to have a shower - woke up.
Sorry this was such a long story, I have just never typed it out before and I wanted to try express just how strange it all was.
Lethe_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:44:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Before going to bed one night, I plugged my flip phone in to charge it up for the morning on an end table, which was just around the corner from my bedroom door. I was living alone in a small ~600 sqft apartment, but have a cat who usually just sleeps next to me all night.
I woke up the next morning, groggy as usual, and cat lying on the bed, and as I am walking out of my bedroom towards the bathroom I see this weird black thing on the floor. It's still dark and I have poor vision so I couldn't tell what it was even after I picked it up. I flip the light on and discover that it's the bottom half of my flip phone.
I stood there perplexed for a moment, and then start hunting around for the other half. I found it in the kitchen, which was on the opposite side of the wall from where it was originally plugged in, with the ripped wires exposed. The power adapter was still plugged in to the wall near the end table.
To this day I have no idea what happened. I am a pretty light sleeper, but I didn't hear anything in the night. There were no burn marks or anything indicating an electric problem, or the battery exploding or anything like that. The only thing I can think of is that my cat somehow did this, or I was sleep walking (which I've never done afaik).
Definite glitch in the Matrix.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:48:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Friend of mine read the book Contact by Carl Sagan when he was younger. In one scene (I can't really remember the details) some kind of meeting takes place in a big tent.
Many years later, during the presidency of GW Bush, my friend is a Camp Casey (peace movement stuff) and he goes into a tent that's exactly the way he imagine the setting in the book to look.
parkerlreed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:51:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I think around 4th or 5th grade, we had a field trip planned to our local music hall. Two nights before the field trip I had a dream that a teacher would be on my left and a kid named Donnovan next to her. Keep in mind I had never been to this location before. So the days comes, we travel over to it, and sure enough that teacher and that kid sat in the spot I had pictured earlier. It's one of those things that you don't realize you dreamed it until it happened.
tl;dr Dรฉjร vu
Happens all the time. I'll be in a situation that I dreamt about months prior.
ErikNavkire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:52:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
When I was young I would love to visit the travelling fairs when they would visit my home city. At these fairs you could pay to play games like trying to knock down tin cans and stuff. By playing those games you could win tickets which would subsequently get you small, often pretty useless items. Out of all those winnable items there was one which always stood out, a true treasure: Stinkbombs.
They were these little packages that you would press in the middle and due to (I assume) some chemical reaction the package would swell up until it would eventually explode. I realize this sentence may sound sexual but I promise it's not meant like that. Either way, I don't think that in my life I've ever smelled something that surpassed the foul smell of those stinkbombs. Between the ages of 7 to 10 I've used them in many a prank.
Fast-forward to university, roughly 12 years later, I had almost forgotten all about them. In fact, when I went to fairs, I would never see them anymore and I was convinced that they had simply ceased to exist.
At one point I'm visiting a friend in another dorm one night. We're talking about our childhoods and the pranks we played, and of course I bring up the stinkbombs. He had never heard of them but he agreed what a pity it was that apparently they weren't made anymore. I decide that it's time to visit the bathroom. Those dorms had open trashcans and when I'm taking a piss I take a look around. My eyes turn to the trashcan AND LO AND BEHOLD: three motherfucking unused stinkbombs just sitting right on top of the trash, smiling at me. I seriously didn't know what the fuck was happening, it was amazing.
In the end my friend and I ended up asking around who placed them there or if anyone even had any information about them, but absolutely nobody in the house had any idea. Of course, the stinkbombs were used to much effect and many lols, but to this day I have really no clue on how this could have happened. It will probably always remain a mystery but I personally think that good guy universe decided I got to have one more shot at those stinkbombs.
TLDR: Was Bart Simpson with stinkbombs back in the day, they ceased to exist but good guy universe decided to magically hand me one final stash many years later.
Seanothan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened maybe 10 years ago. My friend had a dream that I came into his classroom dressed in a pink dress and chased him around the room. He tells me the dream and we laugh.
Fast forward two months and I'm in geography class. The teacher had us put on presentations about different places in the world, and go to classrooms to show them off. We get Great Britain. I get the role of the queen. The queen got the pink dress.
And whose classroom do I walk in to, but my friend's. I didn't chase him around, but his dream came true. He reminded me of the dream after school and we both kinda stopped and went "ooooh."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I fall on my back, I somehow manage to fuck up the FRONT of my knee. I remember the first time it happened I was walking down a city alleyway with a friend and I slipped on a patch of ice, in slap-stick fashion my legs flew up to my friend's eye-level and I landed flat on my back. I remember my heels were the first part of my legs to hit the ground. My friend helped me up after laughing his ass off and I noticed my leg hurt, I pulled up my pant leg and noticed the front of my knee gushing with blood. My friend said he saw me land straight on my back too. Second time was at work I wasn't being careful walking around on a wet floor and I slipped in the same fashion and landed on my butt this time. Coworker helped me up and I had super dejavu and pulled up my pant leg to find my knee and shin bleeding. Probably explainable, I don't remember hitting my head either times and neither my friend or coworkers saw me hit it so it's not like my memory's clouded though.
buideals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:56:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
not exactly on the same level as most here, but as I was reading this thread, I had to send an email. Half way through writing the email I got the strongest dej vu that I had written the exact same email a few months ago. Cant find any older emails like this.
probably just this thread messing with my fragile little mind
redurrson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:57:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I subscribed.
Botquax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:59:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On the morning of 9/11, before any of the planes struck, I was in elementary school and wrote down the date on my notebook. I specifically remember thinking to myself, "lol 9-11-01 is such a boring looking date, no one will ever remember today a couple years from now!"
fashizzIe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:59:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How has no one mentioned the ghost poop?
Meocross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Waking up one day to find my parents sleeping, i blink only to find that i have skipped 10 minutes into the future where my parents are wide awake chatting on the table.
Napping with my mom only for her to deflate like a balloon, i open the door in panic looking for her only to find out that she's in the hallway.
Able to pass bugs halfway through the tv screen and pull them out like nothing happened, couldn't do it with my own hands though.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:08:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
wat
olmegaleg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There was a guy at my school when I was in 7th grade. I didn't know him personally, just by name and I'd seen him around a few times. One morning, I passed him in the hall, and when I saw him, I was more bone-chillingly terrified than I had ever been in my life. I had no idea why, and still don't. To this day, I can still remember exactly what he looked like, what he was wearing, his full name, everything. Haven't seen him in about 12 years now.
Shigglek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:02:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was working late at at Carl's jr one Saturday night. It was a very slow night so I was the only one on the floor and the rest of the crew was in he back near the break room. The phone in the front of the store began to ring and since I was the closest I said "hey I'll get it". Generally the shif leader or manager are the only ones to answer the phone and in my 2.5 years working there this was the only time I did.
"Thank you for calling Carl's jr. How can I help you?" I said into the phone. No answer... "Hello?.... Hellooooo. Is there someone there? I don't know why you would call just to not say anything. Bye." and I hung up.
Hours later when I got home I was getting into bed and picked up my phone from my pillow where I had left it when I went to work. I was off (I left it on purpose). So I turned it on to see if I had any messages. I had one. I played it....
It began with the sound of a phone ringing. 'that's weird' I thought. And then a voice, "Thank you for calling Carl's jr. How can I help you?" "Hello?.... Hellooooo. Is there someone there? I don't know why you would call just to not say anything. Bye."
It as my voice. It was me when I answered the phone at work. The time of the message was the same time I answered it.
upsetstomach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:02:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have two eerie 'premonitions' in my life. Now, to be fair, I daydream a LOT so both of these might just be coincidences.
Anyways, in seventh grade I got this sinking feeling in my gut that I was going to be called out of school because my dad would be dying. This feeling haunted me for weeks. A few months later, I am in class and I am called down to the office. My brother is sitting in a chair with his head in his hands (weird, he didn't go to my school). My mom is in tears, arguing with the school secretary because she won't let my mom take me out of school without a license. My mom finally yells out "I'm sorry if I forgot my license, what with my husband just having a heart attack and all!" My dad ended up surviving, but one of the worst moments of my life was seeing my dad in the hospital bed, looking the weakest I've ever seen him.
Cue sophomore year of high school. I get interested in playing ice hockey, and I join my high school team. I'm the only girl on my team (and there were only four in the entire league) , so naturally, this is probably more of a coincidence more than anything else. One night, I am lying in bed and I get that same feeling I got in middle school, only this time it was that I was going to be hurt while playing, to the point where I would need to be hauled away in an ambulance, but not just that, this injury would take years to recover from. This gut feeling doesn't really scare me that much though, because I freaking loved hockey, so to hell with it, totally worth it.
Once again, a few months later, I am checked too hard into the boards, and am knocked unconscious. I wake up and can't move my right side. All the coaches and refs come over, and one figures out that I broke my collar bone. An ambulance is called and I am taken to the hospital. Some time after that I start to develop a personality shift, start failing all my classes, and am incredibly aggressive. It's the complete opposite of what I was before. Long story short, I had a concussion the night I broke my collar bone. The hospital never checked for it. It developed into post concussive syndrome, and took me the rest of high school to overcome.
istaple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:02:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, so i have two of these glitch-stories, but they're wonderfully short and relatively benign compared to what I've read on this thread so far.
Happened to me 3 and a half years ago. I was sitting in the passenger seat of our car as my dad drove me to school in the morning, and just before we go into a tunnel, I look up at the sky and see the same cloud copied and pasted several times (like one of those old Windows errors where you drag a window and it starts copying itself like crazy). when we come out the other side the clouds are gone.
This one happened a week ago. I pressed enter on a disconnected keyboard and my computer responded. I subsequently spent the rest of the evening on my laptop, stopped typing whenever I heard footsteps in the hallway to make sure they passed my room and generally acted paranoid.
I am the only one out of everyone I know to have experienced "glitches" like these. I could still be crazy but i feel less crazy now.
Evlwolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:04:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just a weird string of events from about 9-10 years old. When I was 9 years old (4th grade), kids started making fun of me and calling me "Monkey." I have no idea why, they just did. I didn't look like a monkey, and had no other traits or anything like that, that I knew of. I was born during the year of the monkey, but I would find that out later (in the next grade). After an especially bad day of monkey-teasing, my parents took me to get a Happy Meal, and my toy was... A barrel of monkeys (after some research, this in itself is a bit weird, because the "Barrel of Monkeys" toy that McDonald's gave out was from 1999, and I had to have received it in late 2001, or early 2002, during my 4th grade school year.
The next school year (5th grade), I moved to a different school, in a different district, in a different fucking COUNTY... New kids that I'd never told anything about my past started making fun of me, calling me "monkey." I'd found out that I was born during the year of the monkey by now, and it sorta creeped me out. Anyway, after another especially bad day of getting made fun of, we went and got a Happy Meal (or maybe it wasn't McDonalds this time), and my toy was a cheap little stuffed Monkey keychain.
Haven't been called monkey since then, and to this day, nobody knows why I was called that. In 5th grade, the kids could not explain why they called me that. They just did.
Evlwolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:25:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh another more insignificant, probably-just-a-coincidence-matrix-glitch: I used to do online RPing (Role Playing, not sexual, mind you, I was like 16 at the time).
Anyway, during this RPing, I came up with a guy character who had all these magical powers, and the only one I remember is that he could fix computers with his mind or some shit like that. There was also an ability that this character and his girlfriend/wife/whatever had together, and it was that they could read each other's minds and feel each other's feelings.
Years later, I meet my (now) fiance. He looks JUST LIKE the character I had thought of years back, and sometimes, it almost seems as if he magically fixes anything tech... Without even fucking touching it...
Also, he and I frequently will say the exact same thing at the exact same time (to the point that it's creeping us out more every time we do it), I can pretty much predict anything he's going to say or do (and, in a way, read his mind), and we almost have a 6th sense about the other person's feelings. That stuff I think is just us knowing each other really really well (and the fact that he's predictable as indoor weather), it's just weird to me that it started only a couple days into our relationship.
6Sungods ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was playing an MMO and at one point money and items fell out of the air for a full minute. Never happened again an nobody ever believed me.
Hellhunter120 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not long after Christmas 2010, my friends stopped by my house one night. It was nice out, so we decided to go for a walk. We walked for a ways, and suddenly a streetlight goes out behind us. It was definitely a streetlight's light (it had that orange tint to it). I turn around, just because, and stop. The way behind us is dark, and there isn't a streetlight for a while back. Here's the layout of the path we walked. "A" is my house, the green line is our path, the orange circles are the approximate locations of the only streetlights between that stretch of sidewalk, the red X is about where we were when it went out, and the blue circle is the approximate location of where the light would have had to be.
All three of us noticed the light go out, but there was no light there. There were no cars, no houses along that sidewalk (there are trees and bushes blocking the view of the backs of the houses). From the way the light looked, it definitely looked like a streetlight. We have no idea where that light came from or where it went.
tl;dr My spirit animal is a lamp post.
Shepy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me and a few friends were sitting having dinner, and chatting about movies and music. I'd just heard on the radio on the way over that some movie that was coming out was like a modern day version of "Weekend and Bernies". One of my friend started saying "What's that 80's movie.." which I cut them off at that point and said "Weekend at Bernies" at which point my friend looked shocked and said "Yes, that's it, how the fuck...."
Total lucky co-incidence, but looked like a glitch moment to everyone else :P
fadingpulse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:07:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My mom and I were driving back to Phoenix from Flagstaff late one night and turned off on a road that takes you to Sedona. In the middle of the road is a man with the coldest stare I'd ever seen in my life--just standing there. We passed him, and when I turned to look back, he was gone. Creeps me the fuck out to this day.
jupiter3888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:09:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember once at high school there was a window in the art room that was cracked, it was right up the top near the roof so it just got left alone. One day I walked in and noticed that it was 'fixed', dismissing it I looked away only to look back again a second later to find it was broken again. I hadn't moved at all so it couldn't have been a change in lighting.
HerrLund ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:10:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time I was walking to my girlfriends house a couple of years ago. It was a cloudy day, with a few gaps in the cloud-cover here and there, but still a generally gray day. Suddenly, the light breeze that had blown the entire day stopped, and I realized how quiet everything was, so quiet that I actually stopped in my tracks and just stood flabbergasted and listened to... well, nothing. And suddenly, I hear the sound of a propeller-plane, a large one. These are not so common, and I like old planes so I looked up, and I saw a plane looking like some sort of DC3/C47 or the like. One of the props stod still and the sound that came from the plane sounded like it had engine-problems. The plane flew right through one of the holes in the cloud-cover, just so that I could see it. After it had passed my line of sight the engine-sound disappeared as quickly as it had appeared and soon after, about 15 seconds after the sound had died out a churchbell rang. There are no churches within hearing-distance from where I was, and 15 more seconds after the ringing, the wind started again. I scoured the local news-outlets the following days after this, and nothing about an air-show or the like, nothing.
Ginger_lizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:13:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The hot water knob on my shower broke and I had to replace it. Finding a handle that would fit my old plumbing was a problem. I looked everywhere over the course of a week. Finally i went back to a hardware store I had already been to once because they said they could make the piece I needed. The clerk and I decide to look one more time and scour the plumbing isle. We look at every piece and compare trying to find the right one. Finally we are about to give up and I look down. There on the shelf under all the hanging bags of stuff is the piece I need. It was just there, No packaging, no hook it could have been on, no empty bags on hooks. Just the perfect 70 year old piece of metal for my shower. The clerk had to make up a price for it.
reddit_newb_sauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:13:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not entirely sure this qualifies as "glitch in the Matrix," but people are always saying that they've seen me on campus or some random place when I'm clearly somewhere else. This has happened for the last few years and I haven't really thought much of it. However, last semester I was upstairs in my room and upon walking downstairs I saw my roommate sitting at our kitchen table. He looked at me very confused and said "didn't you just leave for class?" At this point I got dizzy and confused. About five minutes later I got a text from a friend saying they just saw me get off the bus for the downtown campus. Needless to say I freaked out hardcore. A couple of weeks later in a dream I was standing in an empty white room and I looked up and saw what I thought was my reflection. Then the other me started talking and said, "I'm taking over this body now so you might as well not fight this. No matter how many other personalities you send after me I will win. Even if you think you've won I'll still be controlling everything." At this point I'm having a serious mind = blown moment when the other me says, "you're going to wake up now." I did and to this day I'm not sure what the hell that dream meant. (Sorry for rambling, first comment ever..)
ratsoman2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:14:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My "glitch in the matrix" was a few years ago lets say April 30th 2006 (completely arbitrary date)
I hate been away from home for several months, at this point i was 20 and still had a room with my parents. I was cleaning my room late at night when I found a piece of paper, on it was written 4/30/2006 and some indescribable writing. My handwriting is really bad so i knew it was mine, I couldn't read what I wrote under it but I freaked out and after about 10 seconds tore that shit up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:14:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
It's all the little things.
Recently, I was watching the Oklahoma st. v. Stanford Tostito's bowl game. I was with some friends and the game was tied,so we were excited about what was going to happen. The Stanford kicker had a few seconds to kick the game winning field goal. For no particular reason,I look to my friends and say,"He's going to kick it wide left."I felt creeped out by my prediction as it left my mouth. I said it so matter-of-factly and calmly,as if I was watching a replay. And he did. I had a 50/50 chance of getting that right,but it was a little too specific for my comfort.
Here's the kick.
Now I know this seems insignificant,and every dog has his day,but there are times in my life(and i'm sure others as well)when you're so right about something, that it makes you feel like you've done it before. Not enough to cross any bizarre border but definitely skirting the edge.
kj01a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:14:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hi. So I'm new and this seems like a good a place as any to make my first comment.
I was about eight, and that would have made my sister about 5. We had this little stuffed rabbit. I can't remember how we got it (parents probably got it for us or something, and we just weren't that excited about it. So we never gave it much thought.)It was a perfectly normal looking rabbit. It was white, and it had little carrots instead of pads on its feet.
Anyway, my sister and I were in bed, and we didn't want to go to sleep. So we were trying to find anything to occupy ourselves. My sister grabbed the rabbit and playing with it on her bed. I was in my bed and I said something that had made her laugh. She was bouncing the bunny, and all of a sudden the bunny laughed. It laughed in the same way she did. We were pretty freaked out at this point, but I, ever the scientist (even at that age lol), told to try and do it again. She said, "Yeah okay," and bounced the bunny again. Then the bunny said, "Yeah, okay." It was in the same voice my sister said it with.
I get up to have a look at the thing. I found a little velcro silt in its butt. Neither my sister, my parents nor I have any idea how that got there. It was not there before. The creepiest thing is that, after trying all kinds of different things (changing the batteries, recreating how she was squeezing it, etc...), we still can't get the bunny to do it again.
I still can't look the thing in the eye...
ducky_r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well i guess this is not kind og a big deal, but.. When I was a kid, i had this large bouncing ball. I threw one of 'em as high as i could onto a building, it bounced off. Looked for it everywhere, but it was in the woods. I looked for it for about half an hour, is it was my favorite. I was soo sad it was gone, so I went into a shop buying another. Walked back to the excact place i stood when i threw the other. I threw this the new bouncing ball the same direction as the other, it bounced off as well. It followed it, and guess what, it landed RIGHT next to the other in a bush. Problem solved!
rascal999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:20:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was out clubbing one night when I needed a shit. Went to the toilets (no one else was in there, I was sober) and took care of business. When I left the stool to wash my hands I approached the basin and quickly glanced in the mirror as I fired up the taps, as I looked down again to find the soap I froze.
No one was in the mirror.
Ryugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:23:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The Matrix is broken around me.
I don't know how to fix it.
But I experience a lot of things, every damn day.
Most common would have to be location temporal distortions. I'm watching tv, and to my left is a hallway. Suddenly, the hallway enterance shrinks down to a half-door size when before it was open space. I look at it and it quickly straightens back up. Sometimes the decorations - like, a painting re-arranges it's image or turns into a wall clock.
Stuff like that happens around me all the time, and my friends see it too. Sometimes it's people - I'll see a waiter so I'll try to catch their attention at a restaurant. Then it's like I blink and the waiter wasn't there.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:23:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in elementary school me and my friend (let's call him Mike) would always play in the forest by my house during the day. We would build forts and traverse along the stream side and have a great time.
One day we were by the stream and we saw a black figure a way in the distance. We thought it may just be some other kids playing around in the woods since it was a popular place to run around.
Later we found a cleared area in the woods where we found a weird piece of flat wood with a drawing of a man in mud and we found several animal skulls around the area.
We decided to go back to my house which meant crossing the stream again except this time the black figure was kneeling by the stream side and it was some man in a black robe and hood and we ran like there was no tomorrow.
Oddly enough later that day we watched Harry Potter and The Sorcerers Stone for the first time (for me at least). Then Voldemort came on the screen and was kneeling in a black robe drinking unicorns. blood. We quickly decided to turn off the movie at that point and call it a day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i was recently living in a buddhist monastery in nepal. one of the young monks there is a tulku (a recognised reincarnation of a high lama). he is only 10 years old and is very cool kid. we used to have tea every day in the staffroom with only the monk teachers and after about a month we wanted to ask about him. literally exactly as my friend asked 'so what is a tulku?' the curtain opened and in walked tulku.
we all looked at each other in amazement. the monk headmaster looked at us and in broken english said 'that is what tulku is.'
venomae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:25:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The only really creepy thing which I remember happening to me was in London few years back. We were there with a friend, living in a relatives house somewhere in London suburbs. The area was rather complicated and hard to navigate, so we were using map fairly often. After few days eventually we stopped and started taking it as a kind of a game (lets navigate home without using the map!).
We usually tried some new way, discovered new streets and so on. After few days, we +- mapped the area so we had a decent idea where we are going.
And there was this little block (Id say 5-10 houses on each side) close enough to our house, that we were always passing from one side only. One day we decided to go the other way, because we knew that we would get to our target street on the other side anyway.
Well, we didnt. We went around this block the other way (was around 9PM already, so fairly dark) and instead of the street which we expected, we found a little gap between the houses that led to a little forest with a water spring. The weird part was, that it was not possible to see that from any other direction and it was simply not possible to fit so much of a forest into that tiny house block.
We walked around for a bit and eventually went back and around the block the usual way. From the other side it was just a normal street around the block and entry to the forest was nowhere to be found (and yet from the other side it worked because we came there the next evening as well).
EDIT: When I read what I wrote, it sounds really retarded and the way I described it didnt really help either. So TL:DR - found a weird forest place in suburban London, which was reachable from one specific point and the way to get there (and the ways in which you couldnt get there) did not make any sense at all.
penperv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:27:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just going to say I had tagged all of you and I will come through you like a thousand thunderstorms if you won't deliver the videos/photos/google street views.
csswizardry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:27:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is gonna get buried now as I'm so late to the game but I have a pretty cool one that was from a different perspective. We actually set up a 'glitch' prank (so anyone getting freaked out here might want to consider that stuff might have just been a practical joke).
Anyway, in year 10/11 (15โ16 years old in the UK) we had this really ditzy, little, old art teacher who often subbed in for PE when the proper teachers were ill or whatever. She was really ditzy. This particular PE lesson she was giving we were doing squash, and the squash courts had balconies above them, about 3/4m up; you go into the doors on the ground floor into a court, or up the stairs onto a balcony to watch a game.
So me and my mate Martyn orchestrated this thingโhe did most of the work, but it was my idea. The teacher was sat on the steps leading up to the balconies, so anyone that went up had to walk right past her. So Martyn walked past her, heading to the balcony, and purposely made her notice him (specifically him) by saying 'Hi, Miss' to her on his way. She was like 'Oh, hi Martyn'.
Then, he jumped the 3/4m off the balcony into the court, waited 30 seconds then went back out of the same court door, walked up the stairs again and said the exact same thing to her; 'Hi, Miss.'
I watched the mindfuckerry unfold and this poor old dear was just so baffled. Her mind wasn't with it for the rest of the lesson.
So yeah, your creepy 'glitch' may have just been two obnoxious teenagers :P
kateastrophic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:32:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in high school, I was driving home with my best friend near midnight one weekend. All of a sudden, we both saw this--have to call it a UFO in the sky. It was way too close, round, and bright to be an airplane. Plus, it was just hovering. It was so incredible I just stopped the car in the road and we stared at it for about two minutes until it all of a sudden sped away incredibly fast. Now, for full disclosure, we had smoked pot earlier that night, but we weren't exactly newbies to the stuff. Plus there was another car coming from the opposite direction that stopped in the road and watched it, too, so that ruled out that we were having a shared delusion or misinterpreting something normal. We drove home, amazed, excited, and more than a little freaked out. As if this all wasn't weird enough, WE TOTALLY FORGOT THIS HAPPENED AT ALL until about six months later, I all of a sudden remembered it. I mentioned it to my friend, who didn't recall it until I said something about it, and then remembered it clearly. It was such an emotionally charged and weird experience... I think the fact that we "forgot" about it is the weirdest part of all.
nstabl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:33:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about this. I was sleeping with my gf at the time and woke up but was completely paralyzed. Couldn't move one bit and eyes were shut but I was breathing fine and 100% conscious. I get this feeling that I can literally fly or float up from where I was, I don't hesitate to test it out as I know it's not possible and seconds later I'm literally feeling weightless and get closer to the ceiling as I see me and my girlfriend's body down below. I freaked the fuck out, wanted it to stop and was awakened by my gf asking if I'm ok because I was panting and woke her up. I tried to explain every detail and she heard me out like a good girlfriend, although I'm sure she hasn't thought of it much. This wasn't a dream, and I still get just as weirded out thinking about it. Craziest feeling I've ever experienced, stupid matrix.
xyz66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was told that when I turned 6, my parents threw a party at the small apartment complex I lived in. They invited everyone that lived there, and family as well. I was told I received a good amount of gifts. Fast forward a couple weeks later, one night at two or so in the morning, a fire truck that was given to me at the party starts going off, it's sirens blazing, and moving around on the floor in the livingroom. My parents and I all slept in the same room, so there was no one else there. Anyways, my dad gets up and goes to the livingroom to see it there going around the room. He picks up the toy, and flips the off switch, not thinking much of it and that maybe i had left it on. An hour later, it starts going off again. He then got up, and removed the batteries. And half an hour later, it starts again, making noises flashing lights, and moving across the room. Then my dad in disbelief, gets my mom and shows her. They then had a NOPE moment, and threw it away. Then later that day, they asked around to the people who were at the party, and no one had given me a fire truck, then they counted the presents to the families at the party, there was an extra(the fire truck) that no one gave me.
moneyG88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:37:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of these are just ghost stories (good ones mind), here's a real matrix one: I came out of watching Matrix Revolutions (see?), and as me and my buddy were walking back to the car i said I bet I can change the Matrix and unlock your car door. He laughed (It was a VERY funny joke as you can see), and then I tried the handle and the door was open. "so he forgot to lock his car" you cry. Well his door was locked and the car had central locking. Moral of the story? His door lock was probably broken or something.
Airconaaron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:37:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one isn't as amazing as some of the crazier stories here, but I still think it's worth sharing. Back when I was a child, I saved up quite a bit of money in conjunction with my sister to buy a present for my other sister. Ultimately we decided on buying a small necklace for her. The sister who had a birthday was pleased with the gift, ( even though she appreciated the set of barbies my dad bought more)she played around with it a bit and slept with it. After a few days of not taking the necklace off, one day it mysteriously disappeared from her chest. The whole family searched every square inch of the house, from the kitchen cupboards to underneath the beds and we couldn't find it anywhere. Few months later, the sister who received the necklace as a gift had a dream the boogey man was hiding under her bed, she woke up frightened to death and proceeds to check the underside of her bed. To her surprise the necklace is laying right there.
tl;dr Gifted necklace to sister, goes missing. Found after a weird dream.
mal4ik_mbongo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:38:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to work for a video games company and was focusing on trying to achieve maximum performance of different video cards on our games. In my work the most important parameter is sufficiently high value of fps - frames per second for video game scenes that are hard to render.
Generally, you can get the fps shown on the screen and just use that for your purposes, but if you work on this long enough, you can tell the rough estimate just by looking at the picture. Kind of professional perk.
So once my work buddy and I were going home on a subway after a hard day on the job. I was very tired when I was looking out of the window at the view of the city (its subway in Vancouver) and distinctly noted that the reality had low fps (around 50).
I couldn't believe my eyes and did not know how to react. Was it just me being tired? Finally, I mumbled something to my colleague asking if he noticed the blinking.
The creepiest thing is that I don't remember what happened next that day. Did he answer me? Did I get home? All I remember is that I woke up next day in my bed as if I came home had a shitty meal and just went too sleep.
I tried to ask my friend what happened that day or if he remembered my question but he just joked about it.
jungletek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Like someone else who posted in this thread, this sounds like you may have photosensitive epilepsy.
Nilla_Wafers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't think I had one until I remembered a family curse that we have apparently. Even though my family is not superstitious and doesn't believe in superstition type stuff my Mom has mentioned something unique about her side of the family. Two of her relatives, both aunts, passed away in exact same circumstances. Both my Mom's aunts bought window's from a mosque and then a few weeks later passed away. Exactly the same time had passed after buying the windows. Though we don't believe it to be a curse, it is just odd and unsettling.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:45:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I always have these... Walking down the street, thinking about something, then someone totally random and irrelevant starts talking the words I am thinking about. Sometimes, it is not people and words, it is the object which I couldn't have predicted even if I wanted (for example, I was thinking about cheer-leaders saying "Give me an F" and one second later I walked into a broken Styrofoam letter "F" that fell of who knows what, carried by the wind. There was no way I could have seen it subconsciously before walking into it, seen it before or predicted it). I find this illusion of the lack of inner privacy unpleasant and extremely annoying. People's action that coincide with my thoughts are felt as an act of aggression... like they were trying to dig-out or impose the weaknesses that don't exist. Having a thought is one thing, having a weakness is another but somehow it is the same level on their plane... Weird thing is that I don't know how I do it, and I don't know why it happens... Would matrix be an explanation? -no. Matrix universe is self-contradictory and therefore can't exist. Yet, it coincides that people who strongly hold to their contradictory beliefs are more likely to be the mentioned aggressors or the unwanted interruptions... But then, how do I explain the inanimate objects? Well, I could explain it by assuming that mentioned aggressors are programmed rather than conscious of their actions which would make them zombie-like, that is, inanimate... Only then, when thinking of people as programmed and inanimate to act as cretins toward my inner privacy, the mentioned occurrences are nothing more than the pure coincidences.
SushiSaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:45:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of times, I feel as if I've dreamt very precise situations happening before and it feels as though it's a sequence repeating itself.
Such as very particular actions people make and responses towards things.
Might just be me going insane.
thebes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had deja vu..
beyondawesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:56:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was it the exact same cat?
thebes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How did you know?? creepy stuff..
Tayk5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Back in the 90s when Mario 3 came out on the Nintendo I had a dream about the opening scene of the video game the night before my dad brought home that same video game from the UK. It had the same opening scene curtain and Mario playing with shells but the colours were different.
We lived in Africa at the time and there were no commercials about games on the TV and I'd never even heard of the game so there was no way I could have seen the into screen before. It ended up being one of my favourite games on the original Nintendo.
tarjanian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:51:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was once on reddit and read a post and then hours later I realized I was reading the same post but, by a different person and then it clicked, the matrix has only so many posts so it has to recycle many to make the site seem bigger than it really is.
cyport ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:54:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In my graphics class I was messing around and flicking pencils. I flicked one opposite the room towards a girl and the pencil managed to perfectly land between her index and middle finger without her feeling anything. I felt invincible after that but my second attempt only managed to hit her tummy.
N_americanus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:54:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream one night that I was watching videos on youtube when I came across a video of my house being robbed. The next day, my house was broken into while I was at school and my parents were at work. I've only told one person that before; it gives me chills to think about.
jerseydv8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:55:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will probably get buried.
I was at a party wearing a tron jacket. It was pretty sweet, glowed in the dark too. I was sitting out back with some people drinking and smoking. I had gotten some good herb for a stupidly good price. I only pulled it out of my pocket once and then put it back where I usually kept it. I go to reach for it and it's gone. I check my other pockets and all around the porch and it is just gone.
Bonus stage: Was at Rutgersfest, if anyone is familiar. Help some girls out of the pit, kinda drunk. The one girl lost her friends, call her Ashley, and the other girl, Maria, was someone she just grabbed. I offer to help since I have a car. Drive around, find her friends, tries to steal my phone, maria gets it back for me. And the Maria leaves while wearing my tron jacket since i let her wear it in the cold. Hard for to care since my friends woke me up at 8 am with a beer and people were trading me shots for getting them closer to the stage.
TL;DR Herbs got lost in the wormhole in my pocket, haven't returned yet. Bonus TL;DR almost lost my phone, lost my jacket for whiteknighting it. And got used as a taxi by some hot girls. 10 bucks for 3 blocks. fair to me
Schaftenheimen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:55:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
back when i was in middle school, during winter break, I had something really weird go down. My dad was at work, my mom was gone all day, and I don't remember where my brother was (at his friend's i think). I wake up, and I just feel horrible. Not like sick, but just this terrible feeling that I can't shake, that something really bad happened. I was lying down on the floor watching tv waiting for WoW to finish patching, when the phone rings. As soon as I picked it up, I got this feeling that I knew what happened: someone had died. It was one of my aunt, and she just asked me to have one of my parents call back when they got home. I almost started crying when I hung up the phone I spent the rest of the day in a funk, freaked out because I felt like I knew what happened, but I just didn't know who was dead.
A while later, my mom walks in (I hadn't noticed that she was home, I was still lying on the floor staring at the wall), and tells me that one of my cousins died in a car accident the night before. The first thought that went through my head was "I already know". It scared the shit out of me.
The only other time I have had this feeling was when my grandparents were supposed to be coming to visit before they flew off to see the rest of our family some other xmas break. I got sort of the same feeling again (but not as strongly I guess is the best way to put it), and they never end up showing up, and we can't get in contact with them on their cell phones. They live like 2 hours away, and about 4.5 hours after they were supposed to get to our house they call from a motel, saying that there was a huge accident right in front of them on I-5 and the snow was too bad to get to us.
So basically, bad shit happens over winter break for me, and I always know something happened before I know what happened.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:55:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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cookie75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
anything repulsive and unbelievable is on the internet, literally anything...beheadings, etc., what did the video contain ?
Energizee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:56:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is a bit personal but in sixth grade I had a dream where I was on a school bus and I heard my grandfather go "My heart." and then the dream continued as normal (I think?). A few weeks after that he had a heart attack and died. Weird shit.
Avista ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:58:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm must be an untrusting person, because I'm not buying half of these stories.
LukasKulich ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:00:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's still fun to read those though.
squarefan80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:58:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: SHIT BE SCARY, YO!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:58:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to be in my friends car and we would cruise around all the time when we were younger. One day going faster than we should, he, as so often before, told me to grab the wheel while he was lighting a cigaret or whatever, playing cool and stupid as young people do.
My immediate reaction was to pull the wheel hard as to play a prank on him. I feel like everything stops for a moment. I snap out of it when he resumes the driving and asks me why I'm so quiet suddenly. Takes a couple of minutes before I tell him that I was going to pull the wheel, which he merrily replies with "yeah we would have been dead then".
There was a ditch on the side of the road and we we're going very fast so we probably would have been in very bad shape had I actually pulled the wheel. Felt like I had just respawned form a quicksave.
Davomatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:58:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a shirt that used to be blue... I only have had one shirt like it, it has very unique stitching in the shoulders and a weird half pocket on the front a tag in the neck, metal buttons on the pocket, and a rubber patch on the arm. Ok all that and the shirt is blue one day i wash it dry it like normal and put it away in my closet and all is fine. Next day i go to get this shirt out and wear it because i like it and the DAMN THING IS BLACK. not just the fabric either, the buttons and the rubber patch on the arm, everything black. I feel weird every time i wear it...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:59:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everything looks pixelated when looking through a screen window.
LinuxMage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:59:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a couple of things in my life that still have no explanation.
When I was 8, I was on a school outing to Whitby, in Yorkshire. We went to a small place just up the coast from there called Robin Hoods Bay. Whilst I was there, I had the strangest feeling I had been there before, but thought nothing of it. I was standing on the quay, when, according to school friends, I went into a trance like zombified state, and told them that I had died there. 300 years before. I distinctly remember being a 17 year old girl swept out to sea in a storm from there, the memory is still with me.
When I was 5, according to my father, I was watching some program on TV about Ireland, and asked him when we were returning as I missed it so much. I had never been there before, neither had my dad, or even my grandparents. I then went on to request that my parents buy me some of Clannads music, and I started teaching myself Irish. In 2004, as an adult, I finally emigrated there, but had to return to the UK in 2010 when the economy died, and it just wasnt viable to remain. However, I see Galway as my spiritual home now, and I will go back.
I came across a house that I was helping to look after that we were convinced was haunted, and I always had the feeling of not being alone. There was a room at the back of the house that the tenant just could not heat up, no matter how hard they tried. One day, we did the airtight heat test. we sealed the room with plastic sheeting over the doors and windows, and we had a temperature gauge in the room. The central heating was running, and the radiator was so hot I could not touch it. The temperature gauge never went above 10C. Also, there was an attic room that was being rented out, and it had a big lock on the door. He had a kettle in his room, and it was empty and unplugged. All the tenants of the house went out, which meant all keyholders. The room was locked when we left, with the kettle inside. When we got back, as we opened the front door, we heard the kettle click off the boil, downstairs in the kitchen, full of water. The upstairs room was still locked, but the kettle wasnt in it.
eggylisk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:00:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
couple months ago i had the most tripped up experience. it was probably like 3 am, it was a weekend so i stayed up late. I was getting sleepy so i got off my laptop, brushed my teeth and then laid down on my bed.
here's when it gets TRIPPY. As soon as i closed my eyes, i hit sleep paralysis. sleep fuckin paralysis. i couldnt feel the rest of my body. all i could move were my eyes. i open my eyes and im still in it. Struggling to move my limbs, i remember i read somewhere that when sleep paralysis occurs, either cough or move your finger tips. I move my finger tips, slowly but surely i regained control of them until i broke out of paralysis. I was wide awake and thought wtf was that. I closed my eyes again and same shit happened. sleep paralysis as soon as i closed my eyes. i break out of it and i just go holy shit. i tried my best to go to sleep but it just kept happening. sleep paralysis over and over as soon as i close my eyes for like 10 minutes straight. im getting real freaked out so i tried not to close my eyes and stared at the ceiling
then all of a sudden the ceiling starts fucking moving, like swaying around left and right like waves. i look at the foot of my bed, i sleep with the lights off so it was dark, and saw an even darker figure floating at the foot of my bed up to the ceiling. at this point i was scared shitless and i was about to scream for help at the top of my lungs and right when i was about to scream everything stopped and came back to normal and i just thought to myself...holy fuck. what the hell just happened.
no i wasn't on drugs, i wasnt on anything. i just got off my laptop, brushed my teeth and laid down and all this shit started happening
DiscoHadley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OK so, at University there was one lecturer who was a bit more oddball than the rest of the staff there, everyone loved this guy though he was really easy to get along with. So one day me and a friend are walking into the IT/Forensics/Whatever building, now this building is pretty big but only has one main entrance and you cross a small bridge to get into it. We're crossing this bridge and pass our lecturer saying Hi in passing, we carry on into the building thinking nothing of it. We carry straight on through the building toward our lecture and head up some stairs. Halfway up these stairs our lecturer passes us again and says hi, there is absoloutely NO conceivable way he could have gotten past us he's a short, squat man who I assume was never agile so scaling the building is out of the question. DAMNIT PIROOZ AND YOUR SECRET UNIVERSITY TUNNEL SYSTEM.
bowling4meth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger in the 80s I used to have a recurring dream about a house. This house was haunted, and there were two rooms in particular towards the rear of the house that were where all the bad stuff house. In the dreams various things would happen, such as doors banging, stuff flying around and hitting people, things going missing and reappearing etc., generally freaky things.
In my dreams I would be living there, sometimes we'd move in unaware of what was going on, sometimes I'd been there a while slowly watching my (then) wife go insane, leading up to a point where she'd try to hang herself in one of the haunted rooms. The dreams were always the same, as though I was watching events that had happened. We would move into a lovely old house that would never quite get warm in the evenings, there'd be a big garden with a bunch of trees at the bottom.
We moved in and were trying for a baby at the time and had a boy but he was at boarding school (against my wishes, but she wanted him to go to a posh school). The house was on three floors and had 6 bedrooms. You'd go up to the second floor at one end of the house and walk down a long, dark corridor to the end, where the last two room adjoined each other. Going into the left room there was a former nursery. The room had been left as though the previous owners hadn't gone in there in a long time. Later I'd learn that the original owners had a baby, and that the baby died in the room from smallpox in the 40s. I would watch her slowly lose her mind, spending all day at the house, hearing voices telling her not to go to sleep, that she couldn't have a baby, that it wouldn't survive the winter.
As the onset of winter came, the house would feel colder and colder. The days grew shorter and the nights grew longer. Now and again I'd have to go up to the second floor and down to the other room at the end on the right to sort out heating problems (this was where the father of the dead baby killed the mother one night - he stabbed her, cut out her eyes and tongue then slit her throat and buried her in the garden near the trees at the end).
I walk into the room, it's freezing. I head to the radiator and the door slams shut behind me. As I adjust the radiator I feel cold breath against my ear and the whisper "You'll never see her again". I ignore it and work on the radiator. The wardrobe door opens and slams shut, and as the fear mounts inside I try to calmly get up and head to the now closed door. I start to run to the door and the wardrobe door opens and something falls out. I know it's baby toys but I don't look, I head to the door and put my hand on the doorknob, only to hear in a low voice, "leave this house". I quickly leave the room and close the door behind me and head downstairs.
Sometimes we would hear a baby crying from the other room. Sometimes I would lie awake and turn over, hearing a voice saying, "Don't go to sleep!"
Over the course of several months my wife would slowly lose her mind. She would see shadowy figures at the bottom of the garden. One time I went there and there was a shovel planted in the ground. I'd take the shovel back to the shed but it would reappear near the same group of trees.
Once, coming back from work I come in through the kitchen door and shout for my wife. No answer. I know she's here, her keys are on the table next to a pregnancy test kit. I walk around the house looking for her but she doesn't respond. I head to our bedroom on the third floor and she isn't there, nor is she in any other of the rooms so head back to the kitchen. As I go past the second floor I see a shadow move at the end. The baby room door is open. Against my better judgement I walk towards the room and as I head there become aware of the intense cold around me. Although it's daytime, my breath frosts in front of me as I get closer to the baby's room. As I turn the corner to enter the room I see something between the hinges. A foot. A chair leg pointing sideways. I enter the room and see my wife, noose around her neck, eyes and tongue bulging out, the chair on the floor next to her. I pull up the chair and desperately try to loosen the noose and fail, so I undo the rope at the beam and take her down and loosen it. Her heart is still beating but faintly and she comes back to consciousness with a jerk and I hold her, crying.
I had this dream for nearly 10 years every few weeks. There was maybe 6 months worth of this dream. In 1983 I sold my first company and we looked for a nice house in Surrey. She was in charge of finding the houses, and I came along to some of the viewings. We found a house near Windsor, a little out of the way. It was a 6 bedroom house on 3 floors with a garden and a small group of trees at the back. As we pulled up to the house I felt my blood run cold. It was the house from my dreams. As the estate agent toured we visited the second floor. My wife loved the place. The two doors at the end were closed and locked, and the estate agent didn't have the key. In the garden a shovel stood up near the bottom by the trees. Despite my wife's wishes, we didn't buy the house.
CCECJHEMC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've had multiple "glitch in the Matrix" events happen to me. The most recent one actually occurred to me last night. I was browsing reddit around 9ish last night and all of a sudden I heard a clock. We don't have a clock in my house nor have we ever had a clock in our house so I thought it might be my laptop. Nope laptop is on mute and the volume is down. So after about a minute or so the tick tock of the clock stops and I waited about ten minutes before leaving my room to go check it out. I looked all over the house and found one thing out of place. The bolt was on the door and so was the chain lock. I freaked the fuck out and I've stayed up all night because of it.
epoch88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was once smashed on a bus and fell asleep coming home from town with some of my friends.
On the route home it has to drive past a hospital it was at that point I fell asleep (but it was one of these sleeps where you seemingly blink and then wake up right after if you get what I mean so to me it didn't seem like id fallen asleep)
I remember my friends sitting there seeing the hospital and then I open my eyes and I am back at the hospital just before the point I fell asleep
My friends were no longer on the bus and it was considerably more empty than it had been and it had seemingly jumped back a 1/4 of a mile.
I have never been so confused in my life.
I got off and my Friends were waiting in the park opposite the bus stop pissing themselves as I had fallen totally asleep whilst they got off and left me to go right around the bus's circuit which is like 20miles and takes about 45 minutes. I woke up almost the exact same spot i fell asleep.
Also they drew a cock on my forehead which they didn't tell me about which I didn't know about until my dad happily pointed it out when i got in.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once i was at my friends condo where he lived with his mom and step dad. We were in the living room at first, then they left the room while i was on the computer and I didn't know where they went. I figured that they went downstairs to watch a movie so I went down there very hurriedly. I round the corner into the tv room expecting to see them there, but instead it's my friends step dad, and I swear to god, he was sitting there with a party hat on his head, petting their cat. I stood there in complete shock, so confused and unable to spit out any words to explain why i had just barged in on his party hat/cat party, he didn't even acknowledge me being there. So I just turned around and went upstairs to the second story to tell them what I had just seen. I was laughing hysterically because it seemed so ridiculous to me. My friend who lived there was like noooo wayyy you've gotta be shitting me...so he went downstairs to check it out. His step father was sitting there on the couch, with neither a cat, nor a hat, and then my friend told him what I had seen and then they forever thought I was insane. I still don't understand what exactly my brain did that day.
RadiantSun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a lighter that burns despite having no fuel. I bought it two or three months ago and the fuel ran out a long time ago, judging from the little gauge at the bottom and I've never refilled it. In fact, I use it all the time and even if there's an area of the "fuel tank" I can't see through the gauge, it should have run out a while ago, I literally burn this all the time. When I hold down the striker, the gas fissssss sound doesn't even come out like it used to. It still burns fine, too, just like when it had gas. However, it will sputter out after a while, but you can just strike it again to get it running.
djsemmie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, i never comment on reddit but this one has been on my mind for ages. So a few years ago I walk into the kitchen with some friends to get some apple pie. We ate half of the pie when I opened the cub board, where it was in, again 2 seconds after we finished our pieces of pie. The pie was still there, but now it turned whole again.
No one was home, it was impossible to be, me and my 2 friends were in the other side of the counter the whole time. And finally there wasn't a second pie because there has to be a halve left. Which we searched everywhere (garbage, outside the window), EVERYWHERE!!
mus0u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:03:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid we used to play soccer in this parking lot which had a row of small trees (with nothing but grass behind them) on one side while open from all other sides. Anyway, I as playing one day and kicked the ball towards the trees. It hit a bucket nobody noticed was there before, and that's when the quantum sorcery started; the ball twirled back and AROUND the bucket in midair, disappeared behind the trees and was never seen again. We looked in the trees, in he field behind them, in the street behind us and even in he mystery bucket and we still couldn't find it. We still talk about it to this day.
trollofzog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:04:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Second from me, this one is freakier.
When I was a kid, around 7 years old, we had been away on vacation for a week. We returned late in the evening, but I remember my dad commenting it was earlier than he thought when we walked in the door.
I still remember the big clock in our living room showed 8:15, in reality it was around 10pm, so we assumed the battery was dying on it.
I went upstairs to my room and saw that my bed-side clock was also 8:15, I was about to run down and tell my mother when she shouted up the stairs asking if I'd changed the clock in the kitchen, horrified I ran down to the kitchen and the clock in there was also 8:15/16.
Even their bedside clock in my parents room was on the same time, all about 2 hours early.
My parents still remember this story as well, we'd been away for the whole week, the house alarm was set and hadn't been triggered, no family or friends had a key, still wonder why our house lost 2 hours of time!
TL:DR: Our house lost 2 hours of time while we were away
juan305 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:05:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 6 years old, my mother could only afford to buy me the plastic toy animals from the dollar store. I had about 4 or 5, but my favorite was the silver back gorilla. I called him Mono(which is spanish for monkey).I used to place him always on the tallest shelf or on a table looking out to the room, and alot of times I placed him on the window looking out onto the street as my "look out." Forward about 8 years, I'm in the laundry room when I'm going through some bin when I come across the one that had all my toys. Pulling the toys out I come across Mono. What was weird as fuck is that his eyes were looking towards his left. I distinctly remember his eyes looking straight ahead, looking out. I was completely intrigued on how a single mold toy mad of plalstic was able to move its eyes to look to his left. Forward some time later, I'm at a party in a neighborhood where I don't know anyone, my friends were about 20 minutes away and I'm there by myself. I'm outside by where all the cars are parked, where theres only a few people talking and getting away from all the music blasting from inside the house. I'm leaning against a car, look at my phone, and as I look up this guy had a shirt which had the word monopoly on it in huge letters but in the way he was standing I only saw "mono", and without even thinking I look to the right(which is Mono's left) and I saw a guy pull out a pistol and begin shooting. I hit the dirt, crawl to get the car inbetween me and where the shots are coming from, and wait for my chance to run.I get up slowly to peek out and see that everyone is running and that the shooter is gone. I look to where I was standing, leaning against the car. I would've been swiss cheese.
sittingbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:06:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I feel this should have been posted to /r/creepy or /r/wtf or even /r/nosleep because some of these are making me shit bricks.
morphemass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:06:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 12 years ago, my partner and I had ordered a brand new sofa suite and I was stuck at home waiting for it to be delivered. Afternoon rolled on and I was bored so decided to pop across the road to the local shop, 10 metres from my house, for a beer. As I come out of the shop I see a white van coming down the road - I'm on the pavement across from my house, he stops just before the intersection (I live at the end of the road). He looks across at me and says "Are you looking for a sofa mate?".
Well, yes, I'm waiting for one to be delivered! But this van doesn't look right and I can't help but think that the guy isn't asking me if I'm waiting for one to be delivered, he's offering to sell me one. Anyways, he pulls over and I have a look and it isn't my sofa (its white, mine is blue) and he tries to sell me it for something silly (ยฃ50...nice sofa too) but I pass and he drives off. Mine is delivered later that day.
What are the chances that I will bump into some guy driving around, trying to sell a sofa, during the 10 second window in the entire day that it would be possible for us to meet on the day I'm waiting for a sofa to be delivered? Needless to say, that was the only time in my life (40 years of) that someone has offered to sell me a sofa on a street corner. Banal but weird!
workworkwort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:06:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was running around with my brother inside a house my parents had just purchased, while playing, I could have sworn my brother had taken off to the other side of the house toward our bedrooms, so I took off that way in chase, the hallway to our bedrooms had a wall of squared mirrors at the end so before I ran over I peeked my head from the other end of the hallway seeing the table behind me from the reflection of the mirrors at the end of the hallway..
What I saw behind me still fucks with my head to this day, it was a shadow of a tall man sitting on the middle chair, as soon as I realized what it was, it stood up and walked towards me, (remember I am seeing this from the mirrors at the end of the hall.) I ran the fuck out towards the opposite direction and saw that my brother was in the bathroom of the master bedroom nowhere near where I saw the apparition.
Fuck that house.
a_very_clever_name ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:07:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I went through about a week and a half long period where i would get songs stuck in my head around two minutes before i heard them on the radio. i thought i was a super hero for a few days.
benjamindees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:07:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Family vacation in Paris as a teenager... It's late and I'm restless so I decide to go out exploring. I jump on the nearest subway going in a random direction. I don't have a map or any knowledge of my surroundings really, so I remember my station and the line I need to take to get back. I took a few different lines, then decide to get off and walk around. While I'm walking around, THE SUBWAY CLOSES. WHAT THE HELL? Why does the subway in a major city EVER close? NOW I'M COMPLETELY SCREWED AND IT'S LIKE 3AM AND I'M FIVE MILES FROM MY HOTEL. I'm not seeing any cabs either. So, I do what any rational person would do. I start walking in the direction I THINK my hotel is. At first, the rational part of me just kind of wondered what the hell I was doing. But after a while, I became fairly confident that this was going to work. I walked for NEARLY AN HOUR, down random, dark crooked streets that I had never even heard of. At every intersection, I just took the direction that FELT like the RIGHT direction to go. I didn't backtrack. I didn't second guess. I just kept walking. Finally, the fear begins to creep over me that I'm completely, horribly lost. I think to myself, either I'm going to find my hotel, somehow, or I'm going to get mugged and die. And that's the exact moment when I walk right into the street my hotel was on. I almost can't even describe the experience. It was like stepping through a portal. It was like I WILLED the street to appear. I instantly headed in the right direction down the street and, no more than two blocks away, there it was. I went upstairs, went straight to bed, and never said a word of this to anyone.
bavasava ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:10:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I one time put my SIM card into my fathers flip phone so I could call my now exgf. As soon as I put it in I get a message from MY NUMBER, and it's a picture. A picture OF ME, I'm wearing the same cloths, and it's coming from a from below me looking up, and it's me in a booth at like a dinner or something. I freaked out and closed the phone. But when I opened it was gone. I have never been so confused in my life. I'm an atheist who doesn't believe in the super natural. But if there is a God I would like to know what the fuck all that was about.
mindbending ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:10:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Real life; when I was about 12-14 I started running "mind sharing" experiments with my best buddy. He would pick a random object (in his head) draw it and then focus on it, and I would try to draw something based on what I "received" from him, then reversing the roles. Standing back-to-back in opposite corners of the room, as to not being subtly influenced by hand movements or facial expressions. We also varied the location, in his home, my home, different rooms, wherever we got time. Totally bogus I thought, but we tried it a couple hours a day for several weeks. We both freaked out when we starting replicating the drawings, worse at first, then getting better and better; and suddenly stopped when I cheated, and drew an abstract figure (thinking we may have getting better at "guessing" our picks from involuntary body language), and he said stupefied "I couldn't pick an object, so I drew an abstract thing" and the paintings matched closely. I was spooked, and stopped it. Since then I've been able to predict I'm gonna meet someone I know in an unusual situation more times than I can remember, and I keep figuring out what my wife thinks before she actually tells me. This leads me to think that "mind reading" is possible on a certain level (scientific me says it's more like involuntary recognizing subtle patterns) and we all can do it with enough practice.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:11:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was around a friends house about, must be getting on for 5 or 6 years now. We're both in his room and I hear my mum call me from downstairs. From my friend's reaction he's clearly heard it as well so we both get up and head down. When I get in the living room my mum looks at me like she's waiting for me to say something and doesn't quite understand why I'm there. I asked her if she called me.
'No, but I was about to.'
Me and my friend were a little creeped out by that.
MostInterestingPyro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:11:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I own a 6-hole pendant ocarina that like to wear while out and about. It has a hole specifically designed to put a string through, so you can wear it around your neck. (Here's a picture, although mine lacks the Triforce emblem.)
Back in high school, during personal fitness class, one day the ocarina just slipped the string. I have no idea how, the string's knot didn't come undone, and the hole you feed the string through was still intact. It's like it just phased through the clay. To this day, I'm still trying to conceptualize how I might've missed a detail that would explain what the hell happened.
DoktorLuciferWong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:12:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes, when my mind is drifting (when I'm on a bus or studying in my college's computer lab), I begin to fall asleep. In that rift between wakefulness and sleep, I'll "hear" voices talking. Usually, what they tell me is irrelevant the subject matter I was previously thinking about. They'll tell me things I ought not to understand (because I have zero knowledge of the subject matter), and I'll understand the significance of what they're telling me. When I wake up, I forget.
But it's such a strange sensation to "hear" these things.
Mystardustc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:12:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS A BLOG POST ON MY BLOG ABOUT IT (My experience/s)
Fast Times @ Pac-Man High - Does Synchromysticism cause a Glitch in the MATRIX? http://mycosmicstardust.blogspot.com/2011/10/fast-times-pac-man-high-does.html?zx=c0a35c28d13bdbd6
ProMapex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:12:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was six or so, I remember being tucked into bed by my parents. It couldn't have been later than nine pm. I closed my eyes. I opened them, and I was standing in the middle of the hallway. Confused, I walked to my parents room and looked at the clock radio - it was six am. I skipped nine hours and found myself in another room in the blink of an eye. So, so odd.
musicalteeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:13:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in Queenstown NZ and got arrested for public urination. The cops had my passport confiscated from me until i had paid them the fine, which was a painful 400 bucks. Anyway, the next morning I decided to get some cash out to get some breakfast and I was with my friend Mike. When I put my card into the machine, the card got eaten, I checked my wallet multiple times to make sure that it wasn't the wrong card and the card was definitely gone. I went to the bank to see what they could do, but they couldn't give me any money without proof of I.D and the police wouldn't give me my passport without the 400 dollars, so I was in a catch 22. It was a tiny little bank so within moments the entire staff knew my story and frankly found it hilarious. Eventually the bank manager came out and began to tell me how they were going to see what they could do to help. As she was explaining this to me I was rifling through my cards as I had done countless times that morning. The card appeared in the pile. I got laughed right out of the bank.
tl;dr Card got eaten. Re-appeared. Mocked by Kiwi's. To this day I have no idea how this could have happened
Nedomas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:13:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if it fits here.. I was browsing the Facebook once and noticed my girlfriend started to write me a message. Got the message, but didn't manage to read it, because BAM, my browser crashes. Scared the shit out of me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:14:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was walking home, going down the street when I see some guy horribly parked over the curb. I walk further down the street and I see the exact same car coming out of the supermarket parking lot. Like, 1:1 exact color pattern, everything
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:14:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i'll sneeze and the TV will randomly say god bless you in the show
atlas44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:15:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I've had a few strange occurrences in my life. I'll try to keep them brief.
This was just today actually. I and a group of 3 friends were driving down the highway and I pointed out a huge light. I asked them what it was and they all agreed it was a plane. We got closer and closer and it turned out to be a commercial airliner. It was very low and obviously an aircraft. The weird part was that it wasn't moving at all. It wasn't moving as we approached and they kept watching it after we passed. It was completely stationary, hovering in the sky. Don't know what to make of that.
I saw a UFO one day. I went out for a cigarette at my college dorms around 11pm or so. There were other people around and I was completely sober. I was looking at the stars and a small black triangle with dim white circular lights near each corner drifted directly over me. It was flying low and completely silent. It glided over me and stopped for about a minute. Then it glided over the other side of the building. I immediately went and googled a description of what I saw and there are numerous accounts of "black triangle" sightings. I think it was some sort of military UAV, but who knows.
The one that sticks out in my mind is a strange "psychic" occurrence I had with my girlfriend. We had smoked some pot and I was telling her to meditate. To imagine something peaceful in her head. I held her hand and did the same. I visualized myself on a beach, watching a girl in the distance skipping along the shore. After a bit, I asked her what she had imagined. She had imagined that she was skipping on a beach and saw someone standing off to the side watching her. I don't know what to make of that either.
I definitely think there are "forces" or "energies" of the mind which we are unable to perceive as of yet, and thus can't study them scientifically. I think there is more to the human mind and reality than we are currently able to understand, but I do think my experience of these "coincidences" and unnatural occurrences (including the rest of the ones in this thread) are "real" in some way. Everyone has had them, and I think we will eventually come to understand that there are things behind the curtain fabric of reality left to be discovered
caverave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:15:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
So like ten years ago my friend and I are tripping on mescaline(real thing straight from the cactus) and we're walking around the neighborhood laughing at stuff and we find this metal rod on the side of the street. Its about 4 feet long and maybe an 1/8 of an inch wide and we find that it's very bouncy. Like real bouncy. When we throw it at the ground end wise it bounces at least its own height back up into the air. Higher if you throw it hard. So in our altered state we find this to be pretty darn entertaining and as we walk around the neighborhood we take turns bouncing this metal rod off the concrete sidewalk. When we finally get back to our house an hour or two later bouncing this thing the whole way, my friend throws the rod at my front yard and the end spears my lawn, it makes this sickly bwawawawong sound and bends to an obtuse crescent. This kind of weirds us out but when we pull the thing out of the ground and straighten it out it will no longer bounce at all. It would just go thump and fall right over. I'm sure there's a perfectly good scientific explanation for what happened but it tripped us the fuck out.
TLDR: High on cactus. Experienced strange metallurgical/physics phenomenon
LeejSm1th ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:16:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Walking to work every morning you see the same faces everyday at the same place. One day I had a morning off work left at 1pm instead of 8am and saw 3 of these people at the exact spot I see them every morning it made me think how many times I have walked around my town centre on a Saturday afternoon and saw a person that was a bit flamboyant who stood out from the crowd and i had never seen them before but would them walk past them or spot them all afternoon. I live in Nottingham so it's not a Hugh city but big enough not to know everyone.
My first thought was I am in the matrix and I have my own collection of random strangers that get reused over and over.
Cyborg771 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:18:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So me and my group of friends used to sit at the bottom of a set of stairs in our highschool. One day we were sitting around during lunch and it got kind of quiet. One of us said "Hey, did a guy fall from the top of the stairs like 10 minutes ago" and all of us agreed that, yes, about 10 minutes prior, a student had fallen roughly 20 feet from the top of the stairs down onto the ground, laid there for a few minutes, then gotten up and walked away. None of us were conscious of this when it happened and none of us could clearly remember what he had looked like or if anyone else had acknowledged it...
scrappster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:20:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have two that I can think of.
One night I was sitting in the yard high and thinking about stuff and such. I was trying to work out a really, REALLY basic understanding of how the world works (as in, what's real). I knew 'I think therefore I am', but I wasn't sure how that translated to anything else, or why certain things seemed real while others weren't (say, a tree compared to a dream). Came to the conclusion that consciousness created thought, and thoughts were essentially the only real thing beyond consciousness, since it's a creation of the 'only real thing'. A bit silly in hindsight, but it was really powerful to me, more in that it solidified how important perspective was in living the life you want. Negative perspective=negative experiences. Positive perspective=negative experiences.
I was pretty happy about this perspective, which I'd never really 'gotten' until then. I went out to the alleyway and there were three lights to the east heading north. The lights were just barely visible through the mid-levels of trees about 2 blocks from me, and were descending. There are no airports around us, though there is a Fort about 15 minutes from where we lived. I'm pretty sure it was just some sort of military plane landing, but it was the first and only time I ever saw a plane that low. We'd never even hear them flying over, and rarely saw any in the sky. It was neat.
My second, much weirder story was about a week before Christmas. I was listening to soft music in my room. It was very cold for the time of year. I had recently been reading up info about Bonnie and Clyde, which is a bit strange since I rarely look up anything about history. I enjoyed the potential for a romanticized adventure revolving around them, and I was thinking about trying to write a fantasy-ish story from Bonnie's perspective. Well, just as I had sat down on the bed, put in the headphones, and had everything set up to write, the doorbell rang. At exactly 1am, mind you. I'm bewildered but I go to check. There's a young woman in nice-ish clothes standing outside, so I open it. She seems a bit off, like she was a bit drunk, and she tells me her boyfriend kicked her out on the road. She said she had called a taxi but wondered if she could wait inside because of the balls-cold weather. I wasn't entirely sure what to do, but there was something in me strongly saying 'Let her in.' Stupid idea, but I did. She said 'Your light was on, so I thought I could come by' (many others had lights on). She told me her name was Bonnie, and that her bf was gay. After a good 30 minutes, she had fallen asleep on the couch, and I took my mom's keys to drive her home. She lived at Westwood. I woke her up and we got into the car. The Muppets version of 12 Days of Christmas started playing and she sang along, saying how kermit didn't deserve Ms. Piggy but it was so sweet that he loved her so much. We got to her house, and as she got out she thanked me and leaned over and gave me a kiss on the cheek. It was the most bewildering experience of my life.
Note: Never in my life has someone randomly knocked on our door. This was a relatively small town (only about 18,000). Damn, and as I'm editing that last paragraph, my music folder starts playing 'Rainbow Connection' by Kermit. Damn coincidences.
misslostie91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:20:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I walked into my kitchen when I was ten and walked past my older sister at the sink who was wearing a distinctive blue school uniform. I set down whatever I was carrying, turned round to speak to her and realised there was no one standing there. I then realised my sister had been at a different primary school for a year and wore a different uniform now...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:21:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
friend got on the bus, i say back of the bus rosa, rosa parks dies the next morning
TenshiS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:21:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was living in Stuttgart last year, and I was on my way to the airport, which is more than half an hour away from the city. It was a special day, since I had just finished by Bachelor's Thesis and was going to leave on a vacation. Little did I know, the Matrix opposed my decision: When I got on the train, I didn't notice that I was the only person who got in, until someone started desperately knocking on the window signaling me to get out. I looked about and realized that I was alone in there. So I quickly got up, ran to the doors, which, I'm not kidding, slammed shut in that second. The train started moving, and I was trapped. And this is where it got crazy. The train drove through tunnels I had never seen before below the city, and I had no way to get to the front to tell the driver I'm there. And then, the train stopped. In a tunnel. I waited a minute to see if it starts moving again, which it didn't. The, as I pulled out my mobile phone just to see that I have no network connection, the lights went out. Pitch Black. In a tunnel. No exit. No communication possibility. So I did what any of you would have done: I sat down and started playing mobile games. I think 'dev story', if I recall well.
Minutes later, the train started moving again. And it drove about 20 seconds. When I got out, I was at first happy, then a bit shocked : it was the same station where I had left off.
briliad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Does an "induced" glitch count? I come from a tropical, Roman Catholic country and back when I was around 6 or 7, me and my friends tried to call a spirit with an improvised ouija board. "Spirit of the Coin" was the term for it. We had a coin and a folder with all the letters and words "YES" and "NO" written in circles using the same coin. We were in a small room with no windows open and it was around lunchtime in the middle of summer. We placed the coin on the folder somewhere between the "YES" and "NO" circles and sat around it. No one was touching the coin or the folder. We repeated 3 different Catholic prayers (the basic Father's prayer, Hail Mary & Glory Be). The only difference was we took out the Sign of the Cross and the Amen. We kept repeating these for around 2 minutes or so focusing on the coin all the while. Right about the time we were getting tired of it, the coin suddenly moved up the board by about 5 cms. It didn't skip or jump. It was as if someone was gingerly hitting the coin at side. It did that about 4-5 times as we recited the altered prayers. And then I laughed. My nervousness got the better of me and I laughed. Whatever it was, we knew that it wouldn't be good and we stopped the prayers. The coin stopped moving as well. I'm an atheist now but I could never come into terms with that event. (Well, that and a bunch of other events.) TL:DR: Called a spirit through a coin
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was playing outside at a friends house when I was a kid. We were playing "war" with fake plastic machine gun things. We got bored of that after a while and decided to smash one of the black machine gun toys into a million tiny pieces.
The next day I went back to his house and the gun was there, perfectly intact and the thousands of small plastic bits from the other gun were gone. Neither of us could figure out what the hell happened.
chubbler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:24:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't scary, and it's just luck, but it is the coolest thing that has happened to me.
So I was sitting around at a youth group meeting when I was young and I had this wooden stick in my hand, about a half inch in diameter. For some godforsaken reason I decided to throw the stick, so I just chucked it at this table. The hits the edge perfectly, I see it do a double bounce off of the tabletop, and then the bottom of the table, and then it flies perfectly back into my hands. It was a very clean catch too.
I freaked the fuck out, and out of the ten people that were around me, none of them saw it.
wannagohome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:24:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 12-13 years old and had this great dream where I was running around with a girl from class. We were just chasing each other, frolicing. We run through a long hall and she runs through a side door. As I follow her, I see my grandfather lying in a hospital bed, connected to all these machines and tubes. I just stop and stare. He looks at me and then he pleads for me to pull the plug. I just think that the old man has gone crazy and the girl is waiting at another door for our game to continue, so I just listen to my hormones, turn by back on gramps and run out after the girl.
The next day I didn't think much about the dream and in the afternoon I was sitting in the kitchen browsing a catalogue with some books and magazines that I was trying to sell to get some pocket money. I thought that I might be able to get my grandparents to buy something from it. My mother comes home earlier than usual and I ask her if we can go visit my grandparents.
She has this really strange look and says that yes, we're going there tonight. She then tells me that gramps has committed suicide. At first it was completely impossible for me to understand why he would do such a thing, but in the following days it dawned on me that he had been in and out of the hospital a lot lately and gotten less and less mobile and what I saw in my dream must have been very close to how he was afraid to end up.
xsentinel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:24:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger we had an old modem computer linked to the phone line and a phone also linked to the same, to use one or the other we had to manually change them. One day I needed to use the phone so I checked the phone, it had a tone and I dialled the number, I got the message sorry the call could not be connected with a little music in the background, I though I must have put the internet in so I switched the two plugs dialled it again and got the exact same message I was like what the fuck? So I switched a third time and got the message " your phone is disconnected, please check your cable" and then it hit me the first time I tried the phone must have been out but I still somehow got the busy message of the number I was calling not the disconnected message (I checked again and the first message was because the number was busy), I was like 0_0 wtf. Tl;dr my phone connected without being plugged in.
AnotherWorthlessFuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:25:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Couple of times, this has happened to me.
Sitting in a dark hallway, with flickering lights, Always need to be flickering lights. Once at an apartment, once at a high school. Both times, I was alone.
But both times, a person starts walking towards me. Light flickers off, and back on and they're closer. Light flickers again, closer still. Light flickers again? Gone. Gone. Always, and it still freaks me out to think about it. Worried next time they'll get even closer.
jungletek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You have Photosensitive Epilepsy.
AnotherWorthlessFuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nope.
capn_untsahts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:28:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me while driving at night, and one of my friends was following in his Dodge Neon. So we're driving through a residential neighborhood, and I stop at a stop sign and make a right turn. Once I'm on the road I look in my rearview mirror to check that my friend made the turn too. Instead, I see the grill and headlights of an H2 Hummer right behind me. "Oops," I think to myself, I must have not seen them and pulled out right in front of them. My bad. I speed up a little to give them room and forget about it until we reach the destination, just a few minutes later. When we're inside, I ask my friend how close was I to that Hummer? Did I almost cause an accident? I felt kind of bad since I'm usually a really careful driver. He had no idea what Hummer I was talking about. He said he was right behind me the whole time. I still can't figure out what I saw.
I mention the specific types of cars because, as a "car guy," there's no way I could mix up the grills of a little Neon and a large Hummer (I can usually name cars on the road at night just by seeing their headlights).
MysteryBros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:28:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm an atheist and a skeptic.
However, that skepticism has taken a hit on a couple of occasions.
I had a friend who lived in a house nearby. From the day he moved in, I hated that fucking place. There was nothing out of the ordinary about it, except that just being anywhere near it gave me the screaming heebie jeebies. I wouldn't even stay in the house if my friend wasn't there.
Our hot water went out once and my friend said we could use his place. My female flatmate took one look at the place, turned to me and said "You're sitting outside the bathroom with the door open while I shower and vice-versa". We showered and got the hell out of there.
Even his dog hated the place. It normally wasn't an 'escapey' kind of dog, but he wound up having to put six foot tall fences with an additional couple of feet of mesh buried under it to keep the dog in. It would still manage to get out and cross two suburbs and a fucking highway to come to our place. It never did that before that house or after.
I never put my finger on it, nothing ever happened there that I know of or saw.
But if money wasn't an object I would buy that place, raze it and sow the ground with salt.
Wonderjea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:30:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Remembering another one: I would get strange dreams right before earthquakes. The first time I remember, I dreamed I woke up in my room and there was a cow ironing my clothes. Although an already weird situation, but there was a bright, milky, wispy sort of texture (?) to the dream and as I was waking up I was whispering "earthquake". Another time, I dreamed I saw a headless angel but it also had the same bright, wispy texture as the cow (note: it had been months since I had the cow dream) and I knew that it meant there would be an earthquake when I woke up. Sure enough, I bolted up in bed waiting for the shaking and it did not disappoint.
rickinyorkshire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:31:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I love these threads.
some1american ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:31:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was driving behind a car one day, and noticed that it had a smashed up tail light. We get to a stoplight and I'm looking around at other shit, fucking with my iPod or phone or whatever; I look back after a few seconds; the car's tail light is fine. Traffic was at a stop in a solid line. There's no way they could have gotten out of the lane and someone else taken their place, let alone someone with the exact same color and model of car.
Willisevo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every year I have a reoccuring dream at the same time.
I am laid in my bed, on my back, arms by my side and I'm paralysed, whilst I'm trying to move i catch site of a some kind of figure with a white face (this looks more like a mask) enter the room and slowly walks towards me, it's wearing some form of black attire (but not a cloak as it looks more like flames) so I cannot see if it has legs so as it's moving this appears like it is gliding towards me... As you can guess at this point im panicing and furiously shouting at this being to "get away" cursing and everything! but this doesnt phase the being.
When this mask reaches me the flame like body picks up the pillow and holds it firmly over my face and I start to panic and loose consciousness, nano seconds before I pass out I awake only to find myself holding a pillow over my face and my girlfriend next to me freaked out that I've being screaming in my dream and she hasnt been able to wake me for a good 20 - 30 minutes...
scrappster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:34:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, thought of another one.
This video is footage from the Andover, Kansas tornado in 1991. The gray car in the middle, the one that's behind the guy(from our perspective) on your left at around 2:18, or the one gray car that still has some of it's boxy/triangley shape. It's the same exact type of car my mom had while we lived in Andover. We didn't live there when it happened. The trailer park we lived in was built over the ruins of the old one that had been completely destroyed in that tornado.
Neat. :3
RE_Chief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not mine, but a friend of mine has an incredibly vivid memory from his childhood where he was very nearly kidnapped. His mom was in the store, he was waiting in the car, and some dude just walked right up to the car, jumped in, and started driving off. He can remember his mom chasing after the car (I think, been awhile since I've heard this story), but when he's asked his parents about it since then they don't remember it happening at all.
Jaggle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:58:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's because his "parents" don't want to remind him about his birth parents. I bet they are still out there looking for him.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
On two separate occasions I was looking at a digital clock when the time on the clock went backwards by one minute. It really creeped me out. It would be 10:25, the clock would then go to 10:24 and then maybe 10-20 seconds later it would go back to 10:25. This happened once when I was staying over at my sisters apartment the day after 9/11. I ha gone to stay at her place in the city uptown because I had no way of getting home. I chalked it up to being stressed out after all the events going on. The second time I believe I was just at home sitting watching tv when I glanced over at the alarm clock in my room. After seeing the time change I sat and stared on the clock for a long time to see if it would happen again. I don't remember what the exact time was it happened. For a while I thought I could manipulate time and or going crazy.
_mars_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
had a deja vu that went for about 20 seconds.... freaky
spidermat94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Last year my my grandpa was going through a lot of serious health issues, and we basically knee it was the end. My biggest concern was that I just wanted to know as soon as it happened, I told my parents to wake me up, or do whatever to contact me. One late night I was browsing YouTube watching music videos and I got this wierd feeling like I was being watched so I decided to go to bed after the last song on the playlist, which just happened to be closing time by semisonic. After I shit and shower I get a call from my mom saying my grandpa had passed. Freaks me out a little bit
jackrs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:39:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A few years back, myself and some friends were sledging in the snow at the golf course. It's the best place in town because the first, second and third holes all have these big hills. Anyway, we're up at the second hole, and instantaneously the night sky went from it's normal dark colour to a purple hue. Myself and others noticed this. There's probably a logical explanation for this, but none that I know. Also, it was in winter time, around 7pm.
LordoftheGodKings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:39:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once saw a weird creature chew it's way through a wall. It had no eyes and a giant mouth filled with teeth. It was humanoid in anatomy. The wall bent around it like latex rubber. My dog saw it too and attacked it. I closed my eyed and said this is not real, when I opened my eyes the dog was still barking at the wall but the creature was gone. I was young maybe 10 or so. I ran out of my house and waited for my parents to come home from work. I know this was real.
Younity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:45:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Please illustrate this. Because that is the scariest thing I've ever heard.
LordoftheGodKings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have seen a few videos of things that look pretty similar.
Aphex twin video (part where the thing comes out of the tv) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Az_7U0-cK0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Note this video came out a years after I had this experience.
Also parts of the movie the frighteners with Michael j fox.
I've heard of some mythological things that are similar in description.
The whole experience really sucks for me because I know rather than those who may choose to believe that extraplanar or dimensional things exist which defy the laws of nature as presently understood.
LordoftheGodKings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Goto time 4 min. Sorry
mendachimera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:39:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i do'nt know if this counts me and my family live in california. my brother had this teddybear he really liked as a kid- our grandparents bought it during their vacation in england. he would take it around everywhere and he would get teased for 'being a sissy' but he still took it everywhere. when we were on vacation to our grandparent's house in australia it was ripped at the seams because their dog bit it while we were on a walk in the park. my mother told him to 'man up' and throw the teddybear away which he did. a few months ago, i found a dog whose back legs were paralyzed and decided to foster it. because my brother died a few years back and his basement room is now empty i decide to clear it up a bit for the dog but while clear it up i find the exact teddybear, with the rip where i remember it, how i remember it, and looking about as old as it should.
anotherbozo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in school, very very hungry. Then the lunch break bell rings, I run for the cafeteria, which is downstairs. I reach the stairs, and jump. Reach the second stairs and jump again. Both the stairs were about 20 steps, average stairs. After i landed, i got mindfucked over how the fuck did i do that? This was witnessed by another guy i knew, who also gave me a wtf look.
Younity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ancient caveman in you gave you strength.
Misifuca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:41:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When i was a kid, growing up in Venezuela, we never had any art education whatsoever. I knew iconic painters and their paintings later thanks to books, but at the age of 6 i never knew who Picasso or Dalรญ were.
I've always had weird dreams, really close to reality, but when i was a kid, those "real" dreams had always a character who's legs were infinite. Once was a dog, later was a teacher, later was every chair on the dream. All the time. There were a lot of elephants too, with long, really long legs.
Later, when i was like 9, reading a book, i approach my mom quickly to tell her that a guy must be in my dreams because he painted a lot like my dreams.
I'm thinking of getting a tatoo. Is very common the surreal kind of tat, but since i have a story with it, i don't give a dean.
Patbach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:41:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everytime I drop a screw or other similar small object.. it disepears to another dimension
oblivion666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When we were both working at a call center, a good friend of mine once dreamed he was taking calls. The next day, the supervisors noticed a phone had logged itself in and out during the night with his ID. No one else knew his phone login and the building was locked, there's no way he could have gotten in.
I think I'm going to ask him about this again next time I talk to him, it's been a while.
Younity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not the only "phantom" call story in this thread.. creepy man.. very creepy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:43:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Younity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:40:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Do explain..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Younity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:53:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That's sounds very interesting but you haven't actually explained any of these instances?
I've done ketamine and salvia, and they are both interesting but I've never done ketamine alone, it was only once and in conjunction with a ton of other things.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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Younity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds very awesome, I had no idea ketamine could do that. I've had a salvia trip that was similar in the sense that the scene I was seeing (looking up at trees in the woods) felt like a landscape picture and I was stepping away from it more and more. How much did you take, if you don't mind me asking? Salvia really boggles my mind, it's secretly one of my favorites because it's so intense and inexplicable, but most every time I've done it I definitely felt like I was struggling to escape in some way, or that there was some point I could reach with enough effort. Thanks for sharing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:44:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have a couple of stories but one actually involves me chasing a rabbit. RELEVANT. So I was probably 6-7 playing outside when I saw a rabbit and for some damn reason decided to take off after it, chased it around my yard, scared it out of bushes, etc... Then it took off out of my yard and up the road, I decided to keep chasing it for some reason, being young and adventurous I suppose. I watched it go over the hill up the street, followed it over, and in the distance I could see it darting off through people's yards downhill. I got to where I had last seen it and remembered the direction it went in and decided to go. It was at the base of the hill about a block away and I saw the rabbit go towards the lake where the nature trail opened up. I started walking on the nature trail for what seemed like hours, the sun had started to go down and I had forgotten about the rabbit, I just wanted to go home at that point. I remember sobbing and stumbling around on the dirt trail trying to remember which way I came from(it was a nature trail that was right next to water and wrapped around the edge of the land. I remember there being a lot of "shortcut trails" which just led back to the edge of land again leading me into going in circles.)
Most vividly, I remember suddenly seeing a middle aged woman step out from this brush and pick me up just smiling. I was terrified but relieved that when she picked me up, I could see parts of my neighborhood, things I recognized, I had been walking in circles on the edge of my neighborhood separated by tall bush fences and brush. The lady set me down gently on the other side of a nearby fence. I just stood there in awe staring at this smiling middle aged woman when she said "go" and then turned and started to walk off on the nature trail. She dropped me off in the back yard off of the house that's literally directly in front of my house. I thought for the longest time that it might have been the lady who lived there with her husband but she was looking out from her porch at the cop cars in my driveway as I ran by her house to cross the street into my front yard. I distinctly remember the lady who helped me coming out of one of the backyards bushier dividers and then she walked away towards the trail afterwards... in the direction that leads over to the next town over a few miles away(my house being on the edge of the neighborhood, with a huge open field on one side of my house.). This took place in a very rural suburban development to give you some insight.
TL;DR, GOT TOO CLOSE TO THE RABBIT HOLE
Younity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:38:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mother nature was just showin some love.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
few days before the earthquake in Japan (Fukushima) I dreamt that there would be an earthquake there, but i thought that i saw Tokyo in my dream. I told my father about this and he (and me) were shocked after this. I have also hundreds of times witnessed coincidences like talking about old Disney movies and then seeing something (like a status on Facebook, post on 9Gag or something related on reddit) related to the movie. i have also remembered an old song and after a day or two i hear it on the radio... My grandma can predict the future (i dropped out of school when i was 16 and my grandma predicted that i would go back in after a year and it came true) and she has seen my granddads death, the birth of my little brother and somethings like that and i think that i have gotten some of her abilities...once me and my older brother had a dream and when we told each other about it we realized it was almost exactly the same ( in my dream there was a bull, in my brothers dream was a horse)...i was creeped at first, but now i have gotten used to these predictions...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
go ahead laugh...i worked on a sod farm. My Spanish language skills were fairly basic. I was talking to a Mexican coworker and tried to ask him if he is going home for xmas. He replied what i understood was " if sir wants". I was puzzled, because nobody called the owner sir, and then i heard this powerful voice in my head. The voice said - THAT'S MY NAME! I was like wtf? i KNEW that senor ( edit- spelling ) means sir, that's simple. I asked him -what? he repeated himself and i heard the voice again. I though i was hallucinating and i withdrew, walked around all day sad and concerned. Came home ( this was before mobile internet ) and found out that the word had another meaning - the Lord ( religious )
cookie75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Uh...I think you were still hallucinating, dude/dudette.
Hbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time I was driving down the road to work and noticed one traffic sign didn't load properly, since there was a red boxed X in it's place. Turns out my firewall spontaneously started filtering some images from the feed.
Younity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The hell?
TENAXIS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time during my Pre-U years.
I had a dream, in the dream i woke up from a nap. However i didn't know it was a dream. At the moment i truly felt that i woke, it was ome of those dreams that felt real.
The moment i woke up, all i wanted to do was masterbate, so i stand up from the couch, then walk into my room. On the way to my room, my little brother would pass by, me still quite dazed from waking up would accidently hit the table near my door and one of my water bottle would drop and water spilled everywhere, the cap was not on. I ignore the spilled water for the moment because all i wanted to do was masterbate. So i walk into my room then go into my toilet and masterbate as i reach near the climax suddenly i woke up.
Then i did the exact same thing but the moment i hit the table, my hand instinctively react and grab the bottle before any major spillage. Then mastarbated, came and took a shower. Suddenly in my shower it hit me, "De Ja Vu, i feel like i did this already"
That was a weird day indeed.
Dawstun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:50:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sitting in a greyhound bus in the middle of a 24 hour ride, I'm shaken a bit out of my dreary timeless haze when I notice the guy across the aisle from me is kind've going nuts. His whole body just jerking all over the place like a 5 year got ahold of his marionette strings. Something was clearly coursing through his veins and it was hard to tell if he was born with it in there, or added it in post. I decided to stay awake just to make sure I also stay alive. After that story about the guy beheading someone on a greyhound, I'm willing to be paranoid. After a long while of trying to use the fat guy next to him as a mattress as the poor corpulent man shot me incredibly nervous glances, he calmed down and streamlined his erratic behavior into spinning a cigarette in his fingers. Staring straight forward. Eventually he just can't take it anymore, stands up, and marches to the front of the bus where he lets the driver know he's going to smoke. The driver lets him know that he's not, so he comes sulking back, and plops himself back in his chair. His head hangs and wanders around sort of listless and defeated, until suddenly he just lights up. The crazy man on the greyhound bus has an idea, with a rebellious smirk to top it off. So he gets up, proudly makes his way to the bathroom at the back of the bus, and closes the door. I assume he's smoking, because that's obvious. About 5 minutes later though I realize he still hasn't come out, and I realize the same thing another 5 minutes later. That goes on for a while, until I'm positive there is a man crumpled up on the bathroom floor from a heroin overdose just 20 feet behind me. 5 hours later, and he still hasn't returned to his seat. At this point, I can't help myself from investigating, so I get up, wander back, and cautiously nudge the door open. It's empty. So is his seat. And this is when I realized he wasn't the crazy person on the bus.
Younity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay.. that's insane.
playinhardtogetridof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Glitch 1:
In my dream I see a minature version of a friend saying that a mutual friend got his visa.I wake up and check my mail and there is an email from the mutual friend saying that "Hey guys, I got my visa"
Strange considering I didnt know that the mutual friend was even applying for a visa.
Glitch 2:
A group of us guys were sitting in a circle playing cards.When we were done playing, we started chatting and a friend who sat across from me held up a deck of cards and asked me to guess which card he was looking at.I said "3 of hearts"...it turned out to be the 2 of hearts...he removed that card from deck and said "try again".I said "7 of spades"...it turned out to be the 7 of clubs.We kept doing this for over a dozen cards and I was either right in guessing the card or very very close.Everyone thought it was a magic trick of some sort but it wasnt. We tried it again on several occasions, but it never quite worked again.
Kryptikk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:00:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was eating breakfast the one morning.. Nothing out of the ordinary, just some eggs over easy, toast, and some OJ. I remember feeling this strange uneasyness, like I knew what was about to happen. I remember thinking in my head, "this is where my mom asks, would you like some hot sauce?... I say no, and she says "thats surprising.. you always put hot sauce on your eggs". My mom asks "Would you like some hot sauce?" ... I'm just thinking to myself "Holy fucking shit. This is some wicked deja vu.. I'm gonna play along". I say no, and sure enough, she responds with "That's surprising.. you always put hot sauce on your eggs". I simply stare at her with no words.. It was possibly the biggest mindfuck of my life.
Welbow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:00:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is a pretty lame one but I was playing league of legends and in a moderately high eloquent game. Our kennen was doing crappy, died twice and wasn't farming well. I was jungling and went to gank top. Kennen died but I got two kills and was 5-0-1 at that point with as much farm as my solo lanes. I had deja vu during the gank top. I then proceeded to tell my team that kennen would get a triple kill and then carry us. About a minute and a half later the kennen got a triple kill and ended like 11-4. We won. O:
MBassist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:00:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I run into people from High School way to often, but only when I'm hanging around my friend Tom
And I don't mean like around town
Vegas on the street, Street Outside a kings game, Florida
I'm from San Diego
letshaveawank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:02:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone remember those Beyblade spinning top toys?
I lost my favourite one after I accidentally LET IT RIP! down the stairs. I saw it go behind this cabinet thing we have. I moved the cabinet, checked behind and under it and the beyblade was nowhere to be found.
Around 3 or 4 years ago (so about 5 or 6 years after the incident) the same toy turned up in my school bag. I didn't even have that bag when I lost the toy, and I'd been using the bag for a good few months before I found the toy in it. MIND FUUUUCK.
Vorarbeiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:02:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, maybe it isn't the best example, but surprising nevertheless.
Went to the beach in the afternoon with some friends. Stayed there for a few hours, when it got dark we decided to go skinny dipping. One of the guys had come with his girlfriend and had put on underwear under his swimming trunks, probably to avoid getting a visible erection. Being shy, he gets naked in the water and just holds both items in his hand the whole time. One of the girls, who had downed a bottle of vodka by herself, suddenly decides to start swimming out to the sea, so we all swim after her telling her to stop. We catch up with her at quite some distance from the shore. Then friend realises he's lost his swimming trunks, but is still holding his underwear.
So we look around for them in the dark, in all the area he might have swum through, for at least an hour (they were expensive and he really liked them, etc.). Finally, we give up. Go back to the shore, drink a couple more beers. One of the girls gets back in the water and instantly freaks out, as there is something touching her foot. Turns out to be the guy's underwear, at about 20m distance from the course he'd followed when swimming.
JoaoEB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Had zero beers, brought 12, drank 13.
Belutak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i was a fish. than a shark ate me and i woke up being squeezed through meat hole.
MBassist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, also in this thread
My friend and I parked at a Chinese food place, went inside and came back out
The car was in the fucking handicap spot, what the fuck?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Years ago, I was visiting my grandparents at their house in a small village. I woke up in the middle of the night (don't know why, maybe I was hungry) and tried to get out of the room without opening my eyes (I had this stupid idea that if I didn't open my eyes, it'd be easier to go to sleep afterwards). I proceeded to bump into a table in the room. It felt completely out of place. There was no going around it, it was like someone had barricaded me in there. I freaked out and, eyes still closed, went back to bed.
After I woke up in the morning, I saw the table against the wall, and no sign of whatever was blocking my exit. I still couldn't figure out how I was "blocked" in there, there was nothing on either side.
Younity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think that's a stupid idea. Probably the most logical one considering if you saw what blocked you, you probably would have never slept again.
:)
Kryptikk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Another thing very strange that happened to me once.. I had a dream when I was 14 that I was in the woods. There was this abandoned house that was partially burned down. Inside this 2 story house there was a room with a piano, and an upstairs bathroom that was damaged from rain and water. I dated a girl when I was 16 named Katie (named changed). We went for a walk the one day and went to this house. It was partially burned down with no trespassing signs all around.. We went in anyways. Inside, there was a room with a piano, and by the stairs of this 2 story house at the very top was a rope hanging from the ceiling.. Tied in the shape of a noose. I never felt more uncomfortable and freaked out in my life.
ytsephill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:08:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One day I spontaneously decided to go to a Music Store and get a very particular item I wanted for a long time.
I know the manager of this store, so when I get there he says: "Oh you're here, here's the item you wanted, you're friend William Johnson called asking to hold it."
Now here's the reasons why this is freaky:
Never told anyone I was gonna get that item.
I have a friend called William Johson.
So this means a different William Johnson called on that exact day asking for the item I decided spontaneously decided to go get. The owner, knowing me and my friend, assumed he was holding it for me.
That's freaky.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have too many to mention, I do have theories which kind of tie physics and spirituality together, but aint going into it in fear of being flamed by the Reddit athiests brigade (but let me say one thing: when you confuse spiritual philosophy with religion, you are throwing a very interesting baby out with the dirty bathwater)...
Anyway, once I was listening to some classical music on cd, Ravel's Bolero. I switched the tv on at some point, and smiled at the sight of ballet dancers in white dancing. It seemed to fit the music perfectly. I turned the cd off and the tv sound up.
The reason it fit the music perfectly was because it was the same music.
They were dancing to Bolero.
Younity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Have you read this thread at all? No one is going to flame you, and surely you have something better than Bolero Bolero.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lol. Ok. My mother had a collection of dragonfly brooches, you know, the enamel kind? One day, her favourite, a huge blue-green brooch about 4" across disappeared from her dresser.
About a year later (I was around 12 when this happened), my father was digging down into the garden to make a level foundation for a small greenhouse. at one point, he was rolling a wheelbarrow full of earth over where the threshiold of the greenhouse door was going to be, and noticed something metallic poking up out of the soil (it would have been about 6 inches down before he took the turf up). gently working it out, he was stunned to find, caked in dirt, my mum's dragonfly brooch. The soil had been packed around it before, and still carried the impression of the brooch. It was as if it had teleported under the ground.
And, if I get an assurance that I wont get beaten up, and an acceptance that I will endeavor to tell the absolute truth of my experiences, I will share some of the ufo and other high strangeness experiences I've had. and when I say high strangeness, I mean really, really fucking weird...and corroborated.
Blastface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:12:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I was sat in my room meditating and there was a really annoying fly buzzing around the room. Out of nowhere I slap my hands above my head and CATCH THE FLY! Chances of that very slim but not impossible.
Anyway.
When I was much younger I had a dog that adored me one night I was lying in bed and I felt the weight of the dog on my feet (he reguarly slept on my bed). I leaned up to stroke the dog and the weight evaporated, I then realised the dog had died a week earlier...
When I was much younger I had a reoccuring dream that I could float down my stairs, i'm still not sure to this day whether it was actually or a dream or if I could actually float down the stairs, it happened so often and so long ago that i'm not sure if I was dreaming every time that it happened.
Hollywoodbnd86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:14:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit! I'm reading this at work and just read your post. When I was young I also had very vivid dreams about being able to float up and down stairs at my house. Those dreams kind of freaked me out and mostly just ignored having them until it stopped but I never thought anyone else would be having those same dreams. You just totally freaked me out when I read that!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hmmm, this reads like opens for episodes of Fringe!
Seriously though, the mind is an amazing thing.
ytsephill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Got another one:
One day me and my friend we're leaving my place, before we did he found a laser pointer he gave me like 5 years ago. That laser was in the middle of various random items in my shelf, just the fact he found it is a big coincidence.
So we decide to bring it along and point it at people (not drivers) while I'm driving. Yes, we're that childish.
So while we're driving, suddenly I swear I see this red dot on my dashboard. It was another person with a laser pointing it at us. Initially I even thought it was the cops, haha like they have a laser to warn people to stop.
Dumbfounded, we engage in a wild laser battle.
What a coincidence. On that precise moment, someone was also playing with a laser while driving. We had found that laser purely by chance.
I actually made a rage comic about this. It lies on the deep cave of low voted rage comics of Reddit. Link
Rh3t0r1c ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me when I was 14. I was waiting in the back lot of my parent's restaurant. It was around 10 or 11 PM when this event took place. The back lot was basically an open space with an alley. It was very run down. It looks a bit like this, except the light did not shine as much I was waiting for them to finish, while laying down in the car. I had the radio on and everything was alright. My heart started racing as I felt a sudden vibration on the whole side of the car. Along with the vibration, I perceived a feint screech. It felt as if someone was trying to get into the car. I quickly locked the doors and reached for the car horn to get my parent's attention. I was shocked and confused.
IAMA_monkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dreamt that my mother had cancer, twice in one night. Mentioned it to her the other day, she decided to feel around in the shower and noticed something in her boob.
It was cancer.
Megadoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Suggestion is that there were 13 eggs. Basically chef had a spare egg and placed it on top of the 12, wedged in between 2 eggs in the tray.
Your mind only saw 12 eggs as you recognised the 12-shape frame and therefore saw what your mind expected to see, although your hand was drawn to the additional egg as it was slightly elevated given it was wedged between two of the tray-eggs (almost like taking a card from a deck that is slightly pushed out from the others).
You thought you had picked up one of the 12 'tray' eggs, therefore, although had in fact picked up the 13th spare. Chef is probably a pot head who wouldn't remember something so mundane as cooking a spare egg amongst his wide range of culinary activities...
DaemonXI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was driving home at 11:30 PM. 15 minutes across town. I hit about 13 traffic lights, and every single one was green. Green. Not a single stop. I didn't even come to a rolling stop till I hit my driveway.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:25:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, I've been keeping track of these occurences for years, and even called them the same thing :P
I had one when I was younger. Much younger. I was walking through my classroom, carrying an icecream container full of scissors. As I'm walking, a pair of scissors flies in from my right and lands in the container.
Only problem is that about 2ft away to my right is a wall.
sausagemix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bought an extra PS3 controller for my friends birthday, because he only had one, and we wanted to play together. The day after he unpacked it, we were sitting stoned in his living room, when I suddenly noticed that we had 3 controllers in total.
TL;DR PS3 controller duplicated itself while we were high
ignoramusaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was working abroad on a campsite out in France. One day we decided to go to a big Casino night in St Raphael. When we went in there was this big beefcake on reception.
Me and my friend Toby got chucked out of the Casino for being too enthusiastic about winning stuff (apparently youโre not supposed to cheer) so we left and lost our friends.
We got this French guy to give us a list to the nearest night club which was about 5 miles away and completely empty. When we went in the only person in there was a bouncer - and was the beefy receptionist from the Casino.
When we left we called a taxi to Frejus (not our site, just the general area), the taxi company said do you mind that there will be other people in the taxi when we get in, when the taxi arrived it was our friends sat in there, and the same taxi driver weโd had on the way in.
i_eat_potatoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This thread is crazy. I haven't had much happen to me. One night when i was younger i woke up & couldn't get back to sleep. I sat up and looked at the time, 1am. I blinked once, and it was 3.30am. I very well could of fell asleep. But i tripped out because i was still sitting up the exact same position with my head turned the clock. /lamestory
Scobbieru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I feel I might be too late for anyone to see this but I have a few creepy stories to share.
My mother had one of those counter top juke box raidos In the kitchen for decoration. A few days after my uncle died the thing started turning on all by its self we thought nothing of it, well most of my moms side of the family were over for the funeral and my mom told everyone she tought it was haunted because it would turn on by its (self she picked it up from a thrift store.) So she walks over to it Picks it up and says if there is a ghost in this thing turn on right now! out of no where the god damn thing turned on everyone in the room was stunned. we took the batteries out of it and put it downstaires.
the second story also has go do with my uncle but at my aunts house. She had one of those flip type garbage cans you now the kind where the top could spin all the way around. my uncle use to always flip it when he threw something out. After he died her garbage can lid started flipping on its own, I never saw it happen but my brother says he has.
Indigo_Heart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well I'm late so this is probably going to get buried....
I was in my one of my twelfth grade classes and I don't remember exactly the content, but I was asking a question to the teacher and one of my friends that sits next to me was listening. What happens next is that my teacher responds and then my friend made a comment.
I start freaking out saying "OMG you guys, this same moment has happened before?!" Cue even more freakiness their reactions just kept furthering the feeling of deja vecu I had. You see, prior to this situation the same scene had occurred a year ago. Down to the seating arrangement, the questions, the same room, and me freaking out and whatnot and their identical responses.
The only way I could describe this is a series of loops where they replayed their actions year after year and I was the only person who noticed. The eerie deja vecu left me with an odd feeling the rest of the day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was playing Assassin's Creed Revelations Multiplayer and got killed by a guy sitting on the bench. As I thought to myself "wow that was an awesome kill", my computer got an error and restarted itself. The next day, I was playing the same map but this time I was on the bench, and as I too got the same awesome bench kill my computer got the same error and restarted itself. I'm thinking maybe the guy who initially killed me was actually me from the future, and there was a clashing of timelines that has something to do with the error on my computer.
Myyke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was little I had these three awesome plastic/vinyl toys, one was of the Loch Ness Monster (Plesiosaur?), a giant Ant and a giant Spider. I used to have them face off in Godzilla-esque scenarios with my Micro-Machines Military toys.
One night I remember putting them back into my toy drawer after a good play sesh, when I went to fish them out the following day, the Loch Ness Monster was missing a flipper, one of the Ant's mandibles was gone and the Spider was missing two legs. They had been all 100% perfect when I had put them away, I remember feeling really angry and confused as I always looked after my toys! I logically concluded that they had come to life during the night and attacked each other in the toybox.
One other story, not quite glitchy and more wtf'y, but on another occasion when I was younger I remember having a dream of being stuck in a coffin, I woke up and I felt like I was upside down. I extended my left arm out to where the wall should have been in my bed and hit it. I then extended my right hand out and hit.... another wall.... I started freaking out, tried to put my hands out in front of me and hit ANOTHER fucking wall. At this point I was screaming at the top of my lungs for my Dad, eventually I heard him calling my name, like he was right outside wherever I was, I could hear him trying to open whatever I was in up to get to me.
It turned out that somehow, after falling asleep i my bed, I ended upside down in an airing cupboard, wedged behind a boiler. Furthermore, the airing cupboard door was inexplicably sealed shut (it had no lock or even a turning handle and opened on a roller), my dad broke it off its hinges trying to open it to get to me.
carrotv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In the few years before 9-11 I woke up or always looked at the clock and got a horrible feeling at 9:11 (both am and pm).
Bugloaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Might be a ghost story, I don't know: I'm working in a college arts theater in the mid-1990's, I'm alone (have been for hours), hammering together a set for some play. I finally get bored/tired of it, start to walk out the side door that automatically locks, to walk 2 miles home (no car). I hear a woman's voice yell, "Don't forget your coat/Coke!". I'm not sure which she said. I yelled, "Hello?", no answer. I go back, head for the green room, and there are both my coat AND my Coke I had brought with me and forgotten about. I asked the next day, and no one knew of any ghost stories or anyone else alive in the 100 year old building the last night.
pinktoebluefoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This really scared me for ages. I had a dream that one day the clouds moved, mechanically. My friend and I (who in the waking realm, shared fanatical save the world delusions)...wait, I have to go back.
Once, ages ago, we were in this square, in Sydney, in exactly the spot where the scene "women with the red dress" was shot. We were at some demonstration...the middle of the square was chock with fezzas and scallywags partying away, kids goin off freestyle over the PA, drums weaving in and out, banners, cops, cops, cops, And we are all rimmed on either side by thin columns of businessmen, sleuthing in hurried rows to their duties, absolutely REFUSING to look, to SEE, that SOMETHING was HAPPENING. And if they would have looked, all they would have seen was some fun. From with in the miscreants, my friend nudged me and pointed into the suits, and said "Look. Its the Matrix." as in: agents. I swear that at the exact moment he said that, the, THE woman in the red dress walked past us and looked back, into us. Just, exactly, like, the scene. In exactly the spot the scene was shot. Ok this is freaky, and let me tell you syncronicities happen all the time. It is perhaps just a way of quorum sensing, perhaps evidence that time is not linear, but this is just fanciful pontification, some people like to simplify things and call it something sentimental; like god..but I am shaking now. Should I tell you this? Should I tell you about my dream? I think I will puke.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mine wasn't nearly as scary that now that I think about it, but it still scared the shit out of me at the time. I was probably 7 or 8 at the time, sick with a cold. Woke up in the middle of the night, rolled over and saw one of my school friends about 3 feet away from my bed, staring at the wall. I whispered "Tyler?" and his head turned around, probably past what the human neck could actually do, and his head turned into a skull. Scared the shit out of me, but he was too close and I didn't wanna risk running by him to GTFO, so I turned over as fast as I could so I couldn't see him. Took me about a half hour to turn back over and when I did he was gone.
Another one I remember when I was a little younger, sick again, a little worse this time, I think it was a light flu. Laying in bed, right side of the bed is against the wall and there's a big poster hanging on the wall about at my midsection. (Can't remember the poster exactly, but I think it had something to do with Loony Tunes). All of a sudden the poster rolls up into a crumpled ball, becomes a giant boulder, falls and completely crushes my legs into mush, then falls off my bed and rolls out of my room, out of sight. I look down, my legs are completely crushed. I freak out, look up at the ceiling and hyperventilate a few times, look back down and my legs are fine, look up to the wall and the poster is still there.
About 3 months after my cat died (we lived pretty far out of town, and they were outdoor cats. We figure coyotes got them.) I woke up (same age roughly), and heard a cat meowing. I started getting excited because at that age my parents didn't tell me the truth about my cats getting torn apart, and just told us they probably ran away, so I got excited thinking one of them had finally came back. I started calling her name but she just kept meowing. I couldn't tell exactly where the meowing was coming from, but I narrowed it down to either the closet at the other end of the room or under my bed. I got out, checked under the bed and in the closet, and couldn't find her, checked everywhere else in the room, nothing. But I could still hear the meowing. Freaked me out, I got out of the room fast. Never heard it again.
The first two I can explain by the fact that I was sick and hallucinating. The 3rd one, I have no damn idea.
xNewPhoenix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A few years ago I found my old gameboy, so I started playing Pokemon blue. I played for a while, got to the SS Anne, fought one of the trainers, and I realized my batteries were dying. I saved, turned off my gameboy, set it down next to me and went to sleep.
Woke up four hours later, gameboy turned on, sitting on my chest in the same battle I had just beaten.
I was so scared, I went right the fuck back to sleep.
Newb_since_1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It just happened to my friends and I a few days ago when we were at a shack for the holidays. One night we got out and sat in the middle of a field to just to talk, drink and smoke a cigar. One of us brought a pot of coffee we just made because it's pretty cold outside (about -20 Celsius, we're in Canada). At some point one of us threw the empty coffee pot far in the snow and no one went to take it back before going back in. We just continued the party inside and went to sleep. The following morning when we woke up, the coffee pot was in the middle of the table in the kitchen. No one went to take it back, no one know what happened.
BadApplicant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Sometimes, earphones get tangled in your pocket. But one time, I left them on my desk and when I came back from dinner, they had a knot in them :l
ntotheq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is all i have to say about the glitch in the matrix. It is fairly easily explained in the movie "pi". There is a scene where the older mathematician explains why this 256 digit number is nothing special. When we look for coincidences in our lives, there will always be some sort of association 256 stairs, 256 leaves, and so on and so forth. If we are making that association in our minds, we will always be freaked out.
This coming from a staunch atheist and skeptic.
I_like_owls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a craving for boiled eggs just a few minutes before I clicked on this thread. Am now making boiled eggs. Will inform you if quantum eggs appear.
Extraraisin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I started biking in my city, I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me. I would sometimes approach an intersection, the crossing hand flashing, indicating that the light was about to turn red.
I would stop paying attention briefly and when I reached the intersection the light was still green and there was no flashing. I even saw it change to yellow a couple of times.
Eventually I learned that the stop lights decide not switch to red if it's a light traffic day/no cars waiting. It took me a long time to figure out I wasn't seeing things.
GhostOfAChance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One night me and my uncle were driving back to our house at around 3 in the morning, probably at a [9] or so, and we're driving through the city. All of a sudden everything just seemed dark to me. Nothing had changed, but it just felt really weird. (My uncle didn't feel any different)
Anyway, we get home about 10 minutes later, chill in the living room and everything started shaking. It wasn't anything special to Los Angeles standards but it was an earthquake none-the-less.
We turn on the news and look to find that the epicenter of the quake was less than a mile from where I got that odd, dark feeling.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:12:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Uh, dude, that's just what a minor earthquake feels like.
Vodka_tampon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's fucking Conky.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Drugs
theynowhey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Don't know if this is the same but it was a little odd....btw happened about 10 years ago.... When I was about 12 I was sent to the Florida Keys for the summer to a sleep away camp called Sea Camp(yes it was really awesome). There were probably about 300-400 kids enrolled at the camp for three week sessions and kids were put in cabins that had about 8 kids to each room. I am from Miami, but there were kids from all over the US in that camp. I had a kid in my room who shared the same name as me, Mark.. except he was from Philadelphia. One day during the summer Mark received a letter from his mother telling him that their synagoge had burned down and the family was very upset.... Ok now cut to four years later I haven't kept in touch with any of the people from my camp and now I am a rebellious high-school student in the late 90's sneaking off to the beach late at night with my friends to go smoke a couple of bowls and drink some liquor we stole from a friends parent. Living near the beach we usually just snuck out of the house late at night and walked to the beach. On this particular night we happened to come across another group of teens walking to the beach with their own alcohol. Well we(2 other of my friends and myself), ended up going to the same spot so we could smoke without fear of cops. We all introduced each other and one of the guys there was named Mark. At first I didn't realize from where but I kept thinking that this guy was really familiar. AND THEN IT HIT ME!.... THIS WAS THE SAME GUY I SHARED A CABIN WITH in SeaCamp!!!!!!!! When I realized this I asked him if he was from Philadelphia, and then I asked if he went to sea camp and he was like yup! and I was like OH SHIT...... So I know that its a small world and all and running into people from our past is not that unusual... but this was like way too weird, I mean its like 2am on Hollywood Beach, Fl a bunch of 16 year olds sneaking out to get drunk and high with their friends and I happend to come across this guy who wasn't even from Florida.... Strange
dpf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The strangest part of your story is that you have breakfast laid out at work every morning
Jbergur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What? So you can go in and patch up the matrix? No way, mr. Architect! These glitches are my way out!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm late to the game but oh well. The summer after my sophomore year of college a friend of mine passed away in a car accident. In the time that I knew him I had made friends with the guys he lived with, still good friends with them today. It had been a month or so since he died and I was at home working for the summer. Now I NEVER sleep with my phone on, but for some reason or another I had left it on this night. I wake up around 1am to my phone ringing, check the caller ID, and it's one of my friends who was close with my buddy that passed. He had never called me at that hour so I knew something had to be going on. I answered and asked what was happening; his voice was off and it was pretty obvious he was shaken. He said he was asleep when his phone started ringing and when he went to answer it he saw it was our friend who had died a month prior calling him. I asked if he had picked up and he said "No, I was in shock and too scared". We both tried to rationalize what happened: Maybe someone else got our friend's cell number after his parents got rid of his phone, sure. But what are the odds the new owner calls the roommate of the old owner?
lookieausername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably to ask how many owners the phone had prior to them finding it
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At 1am on a weekday?
lookieausername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:31 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Weirder things have happened
SchokoDami ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One Day, I came home from school. I went to the living room and watched some TV, after a short time, I could clearly hear some-one/thing whisper my name: "Damian, Damian.". That scared the fuck out of me, no one was in the same room, and I could clearly hear it behind me! I ran up to the highest place in the house, my room. I was so scared! It's about 2 years ago, since then I never go alone into the living room.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to work summers as a camp counselor. One day these two girls walk up to me and they say "hey, what's the name of that book?..." Before they could describe it I said "To kill a mockingbird."
It was the book they were looking for.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Huh, deja vu.
sylvos23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure this one happens often:
I was installing network cables and i needed to run the cable through a hole in the wall of room A through room B through a hole in the wall in room B that lead to room C. I put the cable through the first hole then take the cable end across the room and put it through the hole into room C. I then leave room B and pull the cable through to room C but it stops half way through. When i return to room B the cable has knotted itself. how. the. fuck. A knot could not have been pulled through to room B from room A and there was no knot we the cable was originally fed through. Fucked with my mind (and a coworkers).
Ash-G099 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A friend of mine and I were driving around town late one night. Just the two of us in my car, and we were only going about 30mph. Suddenly we hear this bloodcurdling scream a little ways off into the distance. We both look at each other, a bit concerned but couldn't even tell which direction it came from so there wasn't much we could do to help.
About 45 seconds later, we hear the scream again. We had originally assumed that it might have come from some apartments we had passed or maybe it was even the wind, but the second time there was little room for doubt that it really was a human scream. At this point we're freaked out and looking all around, trying to figure out what it could be or at least where it came from, but there were no other cars close to us so we really had no idea.
About a minute later we heard it again. Then again. And again. To this day neither of us can offer a rational explanation.
TL;DR - Heard a banshee while driving around town
fatchad420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm an identical Twin
forgotten_boy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream that I was reading a reddit thread about glitches in the Matrix...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Well this thread is a bit old but last February I hooked up with this girl while I was on a prospective trip to University of Chicago. We hooked up and it left a strange and lasting impression. It was a really coincidental hook up that was contingent on many things happening, starting with an extension in the application deadline in early January. Next thing was randomly finding a free time slot for an interview after realizing all were booked up already, I'd literary been checking the interview web sight for a week every day, and one just randomly opened up. Next; there was a snow storm the day before I left. I had to make sure my flight was still good, it was. (So many flights in NY and Chicago were canceled.) On the way down to the air port we got stuck and traffic... thought I missed the flight, but it was delayed. If it were not for the snow storm wouldn't have made the flight. Fast forward to the next night, whilst at a party at U chicago I was hitting it off with a girl on the couch, I just started making out with her, than some fucking asshole decided to cockblock me hard by moving the fucking couch I was on. Me and the girl stop hooking up after that, and eventually a few minutes later I met the girl who had a very strange affect on me. When we started hooking up we talked about shit, favorites books, favorite movies and shit like that. What freaked me out was her favorite book was a book I started reading in the airport (Heart of Darkness for you literary junkies) and before asking her what her favorite movie was I sat there thinking "if its a Wes Anderson movie I'm going to shot myself"... it was. We ended up staying up till 6 when I had to leave for the air port. For the next 2 weeks I could not stop thinking about her, I wanted to send her this love letter but I didnt know her last name and couldnt send it to her. In this letter I wrote "____, I hope I get to see you again one day." Fastforward to the start of freshman year at my ultra small liberal arts college... guess who I see there. I was mindfucked. It felt like something right out of a movie. This girl was the reason I broke up with my then girlfriend who was in college already, and If i didnt break up with her I would probably have gone to school closer to her, however hooking up with her caused me to go to school in California and when I went there I see the person who is in someway responsible for me being at that college. Shit like that makes me think I'm on the right course. It also taught me how big a role chance really plays in our life, but I learned that because of my awesome 2 period AP english class, but she was the vehicle for the internalization of that very important lesson.
framy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There probably were two egg cartons.
runhomequick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My backpack in high school must have been connected to a hole in space time. I was always losing assignments even when I was sure I put them in there. Once, I was given a piece of paper at the start of a class, put it in my backpack, then near the end of the class the teacher told us to take it out and correct a piece of it. Despite dumping my backpack out and searching for it through every piece of paper, it was no where to be found. I never got up from my seat and no one else touched my backpack.
OX1927 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda lame, On night my roommates and I were watching Jeopardy. The final Jeopardy topic was Famous Women. During the commercial I said the answer(Question) was Mother Theresa. Turns out I was right. Haven't been able to do that since.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This might qualify. I once fell asleep in a room with two beds when I was a little kid. I woke up the next morning in the other bed I was not originally in, but the bed that I was in was also perfectly made, as if no one had been sleeping there.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one time, I was on DPH...
9even ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back in 8th grade I had the great idea to wear a blue camouflage outfit to school. Of course it was ridiculous looking and got made fun of a bit by the other students, teachers included. While standing in the hall waiting to enter the room one of my teachers asks "where do you hide with blue camouflage?" I said "the ocean". While this little conversation took place I was standing next to the lockers in my school, they just so happened to be blue. A girl walking down the hall ran smack dab right into me, I then looked at the teacher and said "see it works". I was temporarily invisible, to a girl who wasn't paying attention to me... may be this wasn't so much the matrix glitching out.
muggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
15 years ago, sat in my friend's parents' house, I was chilling, and happened to just be staring at a clock on the mantlepiece. I swear to this day that I saw it tick one second backwards, then continue going forwards. I freaked a little, obviously.
Juggernath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Driving back to Canmore Alberta after visiting my parents in BC for the weekend and I hit Banff National Park. Driving alone doing 110 (despite the speed limit being 90) I'm passed by some sleek silver Lincon while going around a right hand corner. Not 10 miutes later, right hand corner, same kind of car, license plate is 2 digets different. Now, weird enough as it is, I'm the only one on the highway the whole drive which never happens on the Trans Can. 10 minutes later, right hand corner, same car, place differs by 2 digits. Not that crazy, but sure as hell a glitch to me.
Banron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was at my dad's apartment one night when he wasn't there. I'm lying in bed and around 1:00 at night my iphone vibrates and I see it's a new voicemail, what was freaky was that it was a voicemail from the house phone in my dad's apartment, which meant there had to be someone in the apartment to make the call, but there wasn't supposed to be anyone. I nearly cried.
As it turns out it was problem with the iphone where it would count old voicemails as new. So I survived, and I now have an android so that I can remain sane and my pants can remain dry.
Aegeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps there were 13 eggs originally? One stacked on top of the 12 in the tray? If it was early in the morning and you were sleepy, I can imagine you grabbing the extra egg, then coming back and seeing a full tray, and not knowing which one you took.
googolplexbyte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was around 12 years old I would get severe bouts of Deja vu, they slowly got more and more frequent and felt more vivid, but then one day while walking down a corridor in my school I had the strongest, most vivid deja vu I'd ever had, It been the first time I'd hung up my new bag in the area to the corridor and I'd could remember doing it already then walking down the hall and turning right, instead I walked straight down the hallway and took the long way round to get to where I was going.
Ever since I've had Deja vu a lot less frequently, but when I do I remember the world being different than it is small things, like someone walking in a room when they don't, or me answering a question that was never asked. It's strange that things that don't happen could feel so familiar.
yeebok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just for something gross rather than creepy. I had a vile head cold, completely blocked up. I was about 13 give or take. A mate and I were racing each other to get inside the house, and he was in front. The back door's basic layout would be 1x2m stretch of steps, and turn left at the top into a 2x1m stretch of flat concrete as the porch. The screen door was on the far side of the porch from the top of the stairs.
As I got to the bottom of the stairs I yelled "Don't go in, me first" and he said "what are you going to do, snot me?". Inspired, I said "Yes". As I came around the corner, I blocked one nostril with my thumb, titled my head and blew out my nose really hard.
Not to put too fine a point on it, a glob of snot about half the size of a golf ball ejected itself from my nose and flew across the porch, and landed on the handle to the screen door a split second before my mate's hand did.
We went in the front door.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not a scary story, just strange. I was walking out of a grocery store with a bag in each hand, and two large lottery tickets also being held with my right hand. I get a few feet from my car and think, "gotta get my keys".
So I do a "bag shuffle" and realize afterwards that in this shuffle I had parked the lottery tickets somewhere midair because they are too big to go through the bag handle. I very clearly remember letting go of the tickets. They were just too big.
Park tickets with right hand somewhere, move bag, retrieve tickets with left hand. Immediately after I had done this, I just kind of froze and thought "What the fuck did I just do?! How the hell did I do that?!"
I did not see myself do this, as I was looking at the car.
LiamNeesonAteMyBaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You guys need to read 'an experiment in time' by j.w.dunne.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
By the way.. Has anyone else had the FUCKED up dream the the sun is going up and down and up and down.. not slow like a sunrise but really fast so you're disoriented and shit? Also a red meteor. anyone?
Chefbexter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was on the highway one day when someone in a red car pulled out in front of me from an on-ramp. I was going about 60 and she just pulled out into traffic like she didn't see me. There was a car tailgating me, and cars next to me in the left lane, so whether I swerved or hit the brakes there was going to be a crash. In the split second that it took to put my foot on the brake pedal, my car was suddenly a quarter mile down the road, no one behind me, no one next to me at all. I looked in the rear view mirror and saw the same red car pulling up to the on ramp just then.
My brother had a similar experience- his truck hit a patch of gravel on a windy back road and went sliding off the edge of a bridge over a creek. Then suddenly he was back on the road, past the next curve, like nothing happened.
rawcaret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was driving home with a friend a few years ago and we passed the same stretch of road twice. He won't talk about it now.
mdxterra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me and a few friends were hanging out playing videos games or something. I was playing this one song in my head. I don't remember what it was, but at the time it was an older song, not something you heard on the radio every day. I stopped playing the song mid verse, and right at the exact and perfect time, one of my friends starts singing out loud at the exact point from where I left off.
ubersiren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Similar to OP's story. Many moons ago when I was in middle school, I was in my room doing some homework at my desk. I got bored and took my click pen apart. I dropped the tiny spring on the floor and couldn't find it. So I needed to get another pen to finish the homework. I went downstairs, retrieved the pen, and when I returned to my desk, the first pen was sitting there, put back together, spring intact!
Zeroacestar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A friend and I were walking down the sidewalk and saw an open can with the opening away from us, I kicked a pinecone at the can and somehow the thing ended up inside of the can. We talk about it to this day how weird it was, 13 years later
arcturussage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was friends with a girl freshman year of college.
She got in a huge fight with her boyfriend and was on the phone the entire night.
She completely scratched the screen on her phone because of her earrings and was pissed when she realized it. They were deep scratches too.
The next morning there were no sign of scratches.
oral-fixation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
love this
griffith12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I experience deja vu all the fucking time and it drives me crazy because I swear I've seen "it", heard "it", experienced "it" before when I do something that seems like an exact repeat. it makes me tense just thinking about it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is something one of my best friends told me a few years ago. The story starts off with dream premonitions, but gets a bit weirder. Anyway-
She says her parents believe that her dreams predict the future, because whenever she tells them about a dream, something related to it happens. She herself doesn't really believe it per se, but her mom does. Like once she dreamt about twins cycling down the street and one of them gets crushed by falling spikes, and the very next day a twin they knew drowned. Then something about how she dreamt she was being chased by a man on the beach, then a week later a man touched her inappropriately on a beach. These apparently happened when she was 12 or so, I don't know what conclusion to draw from it either.
But the strangest one is a little different. I don't know what explanation she believes, and I'm a skeptic myself, but this is just plain bizarre. It took place 2 or 3 years ago.
Apparently, one day she went and asked her parents about the fight her brother had had with his wife and about how he was kicked out of his house. She doesn't remember asking this, but she remembers talking to them that day. The thing is, nothing of the sort had happened.
The next day, her parents sat her down to talk to her, and they asked her about what she had said the previous day. Like I mentioned, she didn't really remember saying it, but both her mum and her dad remember her talking about it. The reason they were asking was because her brother had just had a fight with his wife and was kicked out of the house.
footsold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm late to the game on this thread, but I have a story to tell too!
Bunch of friends and I were playing the Catchphrase game and when I was passed the handheld, my last name was the word I needed to describe. My last name is German for cherry. It seemed weird and improbable, as there was no foreign language category and creepy that it was my last name that showed up.
kfiedler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a freshman in High School, I'd had a dream that someone passed away, and I was at their funeral...but in the dream, I never got up to the casket before being awoken.
When I returned home from school the next day, I'd found out my grandmother had passed away the night before.
Eerily enough, over the next few days we found that one of my aunt's had a dream about grandma dying as well (same night), and another woke up in the middle of the night (and woke her husband up too), because all she could smell was flowers and it didn't make sense. (January, in the northeast US...no flowers outside).
Creepy as fuck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One night, when I went to bed my matress was in the ledt corner of the room, when I woke up... IT WAS IN THE RIGH CORNER!!
djivan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I like turtles
3rdiopenToo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once me and a friend rented the movie Exorcist. When we went to blockbuster to pick it up I was joking around and I told my friend, "watch, when the movie ends all the lights in the house are gonna go off!"
He paid it little attention if any. We went back to the house to watch the movie. As soon as the first credit hit the screen there was a loud BOOM! and all the lights on the entire block went out. A drunk driver had hit the electrical box taking out the electricity at the exact moment I said it would. We were all scared shitless.
SmileyPinecone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'll get these bizarre moments anywhere, anytime, where I recognize everything in a certain situation, yet I have no memory of being there, or seeing it beforehand.
Example: I'll be a passenger in a car, and I look up for whatever reason, and just involuntarily freeze. I'll get a intense feeling of deja vu, and then I'll start recognizing all sorts of objects. I might think "When I look over here, there's going to be a red pickup truck in the left lane." Sure enough there is. This goes on for a second or two, and abruptly ends. I'll forget about it within minutes. This might only happen a few times a year.
I think it might be suppressed moments from dreams that coincidentally occur in reality, but I don't really know. If this happens to anyone else, I'd love to hear.
lunyboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ITT - The most epic undiscovered trolls of all time...
Xinlitik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one is about my friend's parents. On their wedding day, their parents (ie the two sets of grandparents) were meeting each other and talking about their histories. His grandpa notes that they lived in Chicago for a long time. His other grandpa says, them too, where? So grandpa 1 names the area.. them too! So he names the street..them too! Then the address.. them too! Then the APARTMENT NUMBER...them too! It turns out that husband and wife had lived in the same exact apartment 10 or so years before meeting. They missed each other by just a couple years.
The next one is a little less wacky but it's about me and my gf. One day, I am going through my mom's phone fixing something and see my gf's grandpa's name in it. She lives about 50 miles from my parents. Confused, I ask my mom about it. Turns out her grandpa had been working with my mom for years because he was a life insurance salesman and had known my deceased grandpa in the same field...when my grandpa died, my grandma hired him. Since my grandma got alzheimers, my mom had been dealing with my gfs grandpa.
Itpyetoofats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I unfortunately had to put down my dog a few months ago. I found one of his old bones and brought it upstairs. I had it on my coffee table while I figured out what to do with it.
I later (that day) saw it under a different table that contained some of my stereo equipment. I thought to myself - that's strange - it looks like some place he would have left it - but I am sure I must have knocked it there somehow.
I did not think anything more about it until later that day I went back upstairs and noticed the bone was no longer under that table. I could not find it at all now. I later found it back on the table again.
I live alone and I am not crazy (that I know of). I scared the heck out of me for a bit. No idea what happened.
DoctorDeath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My Father went through two tours in Vietnam and survived, only to be killed in a horrible car accident caused by a drunk driver, 11 days before I was born, 2 weeks before he was supposed to come home.
Our names are the same. We were both fairly decent artists.
When I began to get into art, but I had an affinity for drawing Death-related pictures. My Grandmother, his mother, gave me some of his artwork that he had done when he was younger. Also very Death-related subject matter, with some very eery paintings of the Grimm Reaper and such... but that's not what freaked me out the most. What really got to me was that our signatures were exactly the same. Exactly. To the point where a handwriting specialist probably couldn't tell them apart.
It freaked me out so much that when I started doing artwork later on in my life I made a conscience decision to physically change my signature. But if I relax my hand when I sign something, his signature always comes back.
gabdeslys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Last thanksgiving, 2010, I was at my parents' house in my hometown. I woke up from an extremely vivid dream around 8.35am, early for me especially when I'm on vacation. The dream was that I'd been shot in the chest, and was lying on the pull-out couch I always sleep on while at home, slowly bleeding to death and unable to speak. I could hear my parents walking around, getting ready for guests and cooking, and my sisters waiting for the parade to start on tv, and all I could think was that I had ruined the holiday. I woke up in earnest after a few minutes of this, feeling very odd.
That evening, around 4pm, I got a text asking if I'd heard the news: a kid I went to high school with had been accidentally shot in the chest by his best friend while sleeping on a couch, around 8.30 that morning.
calebb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I hope some Hollywood script writers are lurking this thread for awesome film premises.
WAAITT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is a strange one. I have some social anxiety and because of this I avoid places with lot's of people like the plague. If I'm not at work I'm usually at home with my GF. One particular Saturday she and I decided to go to this huge flea market. In 6 years of living here, I've been there twice. We walked around for about an hour and it was more or less uneventful. After we (I'd) had enough, we're making our way toward the exit. I caught a bit of conversation from two random people: The guy says: "What was her name, Tiffany?" The lady says: "No, Marney" That was it. So, later that night, I'm watching "Faces in the Crowd" on Netflix. One of the main character's friend's name is Marney. Two days later, my GF and I are watching "Twins." Guess what the blond chick's name is that Arnold hooked up with's name is? Marney. That is one of the oddest names out there, and I heard it 3 times in less than a week!
martyrred100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time when coming home from my ex's place my reality changed. Driving down the last road I started to notice black things out of the corner of my eye. When I looked it was a flock of black birds flying next to the vehical. When I turned my head back to the road there were buildings on either side. I lived in the country at the time. The buildings were all black and shiney. The weird thing is I could see the buildings and the normal world around me at the same time. Very strange.
kantianone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was teaching an introductory philosophy course at a major american university. The next day I was going to be discussing an essay in which the author talks about a disembodied brain in a vat, being fed sensory information (just the sort of scenario the Matrix was based on). I got the sudden idea the evening before that it would be fun to walk into class with a brain floating in formaldehyde--so I called a friend in the Bio dept. to ask if they had something like that over there. He said no, and that he couldn't talk because he had to go take his kids trick-or-treating (by sheer coincidence this was Halloween night). I asked him if he was wearing a costume. He said yes: he was dressed as the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz.
highlowgirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
umm... i think there is a sort of disconnect in the middle of your story...
therantwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I fell asleep on the couch, watching TV at about 11PM. Nothing unusual here. I wake up at around 2AM and decide to go to my bed. But something was weird, I felt really slow-motion-ish and sluggish and everything around me was going really really fast: the TV voices were going twice as fast and sounded like they were on helium, the wall clock was going faster and an ambulance that was passing in the street sounded faster and squeaky.
Got freaked out, went to bed and BAM I get the sleep paralysis symptoms (or something similar to what some people would call "out of body experiences"). I felt my body vibrating like a mobile phone only endlessly and constantly accelerating and I couldn't move. It was the first time I've felt those things (they happen to me ever so often) and I was scared that I was dead and that's how it felt. Being an atheist I refused to accept that I was actually experiencing post-death consciousness and forced myself to wake up.
It's just a brain-malfunction story but hot-dang did it feel like the Matrix glitching at that moment.
Also, I get deja-vu a lot. But, then again, don't we all?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I tend to have the pretty run of the mill "psychic" experience of thinking about an episode of a TV show that I haven't seen in a while, and then it coming on shortly after. As in either five minutes after, or later that day. I'm sure it's just one of those things where since I was thinking about it, I happened to NOTICE it since it was on my mind. Still freaks me out sometimes though.
I do remember having a silly premonition once. I was and am a huge hockey fan, and one night I had a dream about my favorite team playing a game. I remember that my favorite player scored two goals in my dream. The next day the team is playing a game, my dad and I are watching, and the team is playing like shit. He says "Okay, this game sucks I'm changing the channel." I tell him "No wait. [Favorite player] is going to score two goals and catch us back up." A few minutes later, he scores a goal. Not long after that, he scores again. I know it was just an amazing coincidence, but my dad insisted "I'm taking you to buy lottery tickets!" after it happened.
I do have one more that I can't prove, but once when I was 12, I was walking through the mall and saw some old guy walk past. I normally don't think twice about random people I see, but I was just hit with a wave of fear and dread and felt in my mind "This man hurts children. This is a bad man." He didn't even look at me or come near me, but that strange feeling freaked me out, a lot. I have no way of proving whether I was right or wrong, but I didn't like the odds...
eterna-oscuridad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hello there reddit Iam a 32 year old mexican man,a good deal of my life was spent living in mexico,growing up I always sensed I was clearly different than the rest of the kids. During my infancy we had radio novelas in my small town (radio soap operas) and once in a while one based on super natural events,I remember I had a dream that my sister was having some sort of a slumber party,my mother was also present but asleep and snoring loudly,this party wa taking place in my room ,we then started listening to a radio novela. The narratator was describing how a person was running a away from a shadowy entity of some sort,the person could always hear the entitys steps (the noise of mens dress shoes) no matter how fast that person ran this thing was always close by,the story led to a downward coil like stair case,at end of the staircase there was a white room with a white couch and decorative pillows of the same color. The person had nowhere else to go,it was a dead end,all the person could do was wait for the shadowy figure to make its way down, as the clanking of the shoes were getting closer,the narrator said in spanish se oian pasos al orgullo the steps were louder and closer than ever then I heard a rolling thunder followed by the howling of a wolf. I woke up!! I then began to hear the steps inside my house (I was 5 by the way) clearly heading towards my room,but stopped midway, I was mortified,I wanted to run to the bathroom but I had the strangest feeling something was waiting for me there,so I ran as fast as I could to my mothers room,she was snoring loudly and almost in a trance,I for the life of me couldnt wake er up,it wasn't until I started crying that she got into her senses,I told her everything but she dismissed it completly,to this veryday it still haunts me,I know it it still lurking somewhere in the shadows waiting for me,I will never know what its intentions are but however there is one thing I do know that its intentions are not human....
the_white_clock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is not my own story, even if I take part in it. It still kinda freaks me out, thinking about it.
It happened 19 years ago. I was approximately three years old. My gradmother just passed away and my mom was having a really hard time. They were like best friends and talked about everything. My grandmother had lung cancer, so she knew she'd pass away. Before she did, my mom and her talked about what happens after death and my grandma told her she'll try anything she can to be able talk to my mom from heaven. That was one day before she actually died.
So one night, a couple of months after my grandma's death, this strange thing happened. My mom told me the story when I was older. She said she had this strange dream of my grandmother. They were sitting in the kitchen talking and suddenly my grandma said that she wants my mom to go look after me. My mom didn't get it first, but my grandma kept repeating this "Go look after him. He's in danger." My mom told me she repeated this for about 7 or 8 times. She woke up and was scared as shit and wanted to check on me. She told me the next part was one of the scariest things she'd ever seen. It was 3am and I was standing next to her bed with a knife in my hand. This is even weirder considering the fact that I must have walked downstairs in complete darkness and grabbed a knife from somewhere, where it was hard to reach for a 3yr-old, just to walk back upstairs and stand next to my mom's bed.
She took it away from me and brought me back to bed. And then she started crying. It still gives me the goose bumps.
EDIT: grammar.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me and my ex text eachother at practically the same time asking if we could go and see a movie that night. Not too weird I know, but the two messages used exactly the same words and had exactly the same punctuation (we both missed an apostrophe in one word, but used one in another). They werent particularly short texts either, probably 20-25 words. I actually thought that something glitched and I just received my own text back until she called me right after and asked what happened.
The-Leviathan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will be buried, but when I was visiting colleges one day I noticed a homeless guy playing saxophone very well. For this reason, I spent more time than usual listening and watching him play. Flash forward a year later, I see the same guy playing saxophone on the street 500 miles away from where I first saw him (where I decided to go to college). He was even playing the same song. Freaked me out.
TomVanAllen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Another dream related weirdness:
A few years ago, I was thinking about calling an ex that I had not seen in 25 years. Nothing major, I had just been thinking about some of my past relationships, and I wondered how she was.
The next day, she called me, saying that she had a dream that I had wanted to talk to her, and that it seemed to be important. 25 years. I'm embarrassed to admit that I was so shaken that I didn't tell her.
We chatted for a few minutes, caught up on things, and I'll probably talk to her again in 2030.
moocal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was little, probably ten, I woke up in the middle of the night. I wasn't panicked or worried I just knew something bad was going to happen in 10 seconds so I started to count down and then checked the clock and went back to sleep. The next morning I come downstairs and my mom is in tears. Apparently, right around the time of my countdown my grandfather had a heart attack. He survived and I never felt the need to tell anyone about it.
Oh, and I never countdown anymore, I just stop at two every time.
groggyjava ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
was at a museum (franklin institute, philly) with my visiting parents and my mom noticed she was missing here diamond bracelet. she starts retracing her steps and the only time she took it off was at the hotel they stayed in the night before, so we decided to head back to my house to call them.
while walking back to the car, i was noticing some funny robot graphitti on the sidewalk, and saw what i thought was some junk costume jewelry ground into the dirt by the curb, i picked it up and jokingly said, "here's your bracelet, mom."
it was indeed her bracelet.
what are the chances, not looking, that i would find, and what are the chances that no one else found it and kept it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once when I was home alone being lazy on the couch, I looked at the clock and decided it was about time to get my butt in gear because it was 10:24. I hopped in the shower, got dressed and ready, then came back to the living room. I stared at the clock for a good five seconds thinking I was losing my mind because it still said 10:24. As I watched it, it raced through all the numbers until it reached the current time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mines pretty coincidental but i'll share
Was laying on the couch watching an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond and dad was outside setting up for having people over and he had music playing the song that was on was "in the Ghetto by Elvis" anyway, enjoying the show then this scene comes on:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9CqA6RT114
almost in sync with the song outside. I flipped out so confused..
Chaselikethebank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a telemarketer. I call up hundreds of people a day trying to get leads for home improvement work. Today I called this number (http://i.imgur.com/F1cxM.jpg) and first I heard an echoing of Fox news which is unfortunately the same thing that was on the television in our office. I asked him about it to confirm I was not hearing things and he said yes he was watching Fox news. Then the man said he was not Mr. Tecco and that he has been called this many times and he did some research and found out that Mr. Tecco lives in Maryland and has never lived in New York, let alone in West Sayville. I thought that was weird and I did some research myself only to find that Edison Tecco worked in the IT department of the Federal Reserve for 30 years. http://www.linkedin.com/in/edisontecco http://www.edwebtec.com/about_edwebtec_designs.html
Not sure if glitch in matrix or my mind wants to believe it is because I've been reading these all morning.
FuzzyLogicPro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is a lake by my house that I like to go to when I want to think. After spending some time there I get in my car to head home. Now I've gone through the route hundreds of time. I can drive my way home with my eyes closed I know it so well. However this time I take the usual left back to my house, but as I look around everything looks different. I soon realize that Im on the street a mile down the road. I know I took the left turn as I always do. But how was I on this street several blocks away? It was a very surreal experience.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was at work a few years ago, and walking over the the office at the end of the hall. The light was off, but I knew one of my co-workers was in there, working. About 2 steps from his door, the overhead fluorescent light turned on in his office.
That's not a big deal, except his desk is on the opposite side of the room from the light switch, which is by the door. I take the last two steps into his office, and he is sitting, headphones on, back to the door, engrossed in his work. I am confused, because I thought he'd just turned on the light. He couldn't have physically gotten from the door to his chair before I could have seen him, it was less than 2 seconds total. Probably less than one. He was just working away. I watched him for a few seconds, and it was obvious that he wasn't "pretending" to work and that he had been deeply engrossed for a while in the code he was working on.
I interrupted him, and ask him how he had turned the light on so fast. He said "what?" and I explain that I saw the light off, and then turn on. It was an overcast day, probably 2-3 in the afternoon, by the way.
He says "The light has been on all day. What are you talking about?"
But the light was NOT on when I was walking down the hall. I am super-certain that it was off. And when I saw where and how he was sitting, I knew that it wasn't possible that he'd flipped the switch.
Keep in mind, this guy is the opposite of a prankster. He's a workaholic suit and tie on saturday, OCD don't let your pets touch my clothing germophobe. He probably uses a tissue to open doors and flip switches.
The concept of pranking probably wouldn't even register. This is the kind of guy who would see Scarlett Takes a Tumble for the first time and not even crack a smile. It would just confuse him if people laughed at it.
Anyway, I came to the regrettable conclusion that it was either a glitch in the matrix, or aliens, or ghosts.
The difficulty is that I don't really believe in any of those things. Well, maybe aliens, but why would aliens want to do that.
If the light was faulty, why didn't OCD guy not notice that it turned on by itself? I've never been able to figure it out.
Versus_01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mine was definitely scary. A few years back in my early twenties, my parents were out of town so I had a bunch of my friends come over so we could smoke out in the backyard and relax and just have a good time. (Stay with the story, we weren't just stupid and on drugs)
So we are all sitting around this table in my backyard at about 930pm and my two dogs are playing in the yard (Husky and German Sheppard) My backyard doesn't have any lighting outside of the christmas lights hung around the porch and we have a hot tob with a kazeebo on the opposite corner of the yard so we can see the dogs, and the hot tob for the most part, but not really much else.
Out of nowhere every one of us heard something land in the rocks back behind the hot tub...you know that sound when say you jump off a fence into some rocks? At first I was thinking, maybe we were just stoned and were hearing things, but my dogs were freaked the hell out. They both stopped immediately after the sound and didn't move a muscle just staring at the hot tub. My german sheppard (Dakota) started growling standing in place just staring, while my husky (Missy) kept her pose locked staring at the hot tub. I tried calling to my dogs, and they completely ignored me just staring.
There was another sound of movemeny on the rocks and still my dogs wouldn't move. All of us were sitting around the table when finally one of my friends said, ok this is freaking me the hell out...let's just go find out what it was. So I get up and my dogs are still not responding to any commands whatsoever by any of us. When walking up to the hot tub there wasn't a sound by anyone or anything. We each went around a side of the hot tub and peeked around back and there was nothing.
Feeling slightly relieved we walked back towards the table and my dog Dakota laid down staring at the hot tub and whimpering. It was a full half hour before anybody felt ease from the tension of what happened
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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Jalapenose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is a simple explanation for the second one; it's possible to continue to see dream images for a while even after you wake up and open your eyes. Happened to me all the time as a kid.
TeleMA50c ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This didn't happen to me directly, but my friends told me about it.
They saw a certain friend get into his car and leave school. Soon after, they swear they saw him walking out of the gym into a completely different car.
makeumad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hard to explain this one in words but I'll try. Walking on a college campus on a paved path next to the perimeter road. I look ahead about 75 feet and see what looks like a flag, like a wind sock at an airport, partially inflated, then fully inflated then back to partially inflated. It piques my interest so I try to get a better look while walking towards it. As I watch I start to think it's someone trying to do a handstand and what I was seeing was a leg of someone trying to get their balance. From my view point, the body of the person was blocked by an open pit brick fireplace so all I could see was the "leg". The leg eventually went down behind the fireplace out of sight of my view. I kept my eye on the area while walking toward it expecting to see a kid behind the fire pit on the ground. Nothing. Nothing that could be construed as a balloon, wind sock, flag, person, garbage bag or anything like that in the immediate area, including overhead. This was all of 30 seconds between when I saw it and when I got past the fire pit to see behind it. It was a WTF moment for me that I still can't explain it to this day.
senorgomez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ahhh...as I'm reading this (it's 2:30 and dark and I'm in my room by myself) I'm wearing my headphones and a sound from Battlefield 3 just randomly played by itself, yet I closed the game a while ago and had even gone to shut the computer down but canceled i.e. it had shut down pretty much all open applications. These stories already freaked me the fuck out. Now I need to go read something funny so I have a chance at sleep.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was playing football with my dad, When a piece of thread on my coat came out, So we dropped the ball and went inside to cut the thread off. When we walked into the living room the football was on the table. You can't explain that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Narrowly avoiding hitting 2 black cats one after the other on a road near my house and then getting out of the car and walking past a car with the last 3 letters of its registration plate NEO. Weird.
euroski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm scared....at 9:30 am. This us awesome!
LadyKillDrive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was small (4 or 5) and taking my daily walk with my grandma to the store up the street. I see a guy, nondescript, walking out and go to the car. I grab my grandmothers hand and yelled "I had a dream with that guy last night...I saw him in my dream" I doubt she remembers this, but I never forgot the feeling I had when this happened.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A few years back, I had an internship in the downtown area of my city. My stop was an underground station, which had 2 levels. One day I am walking through the second level and I notice an old women walking with a can. She raises her hand and calls for the people whom just gotten on the elevator (to the street) to hold the door. As i'm walking past the elevator a women i've never seen before waves hello to me, and says "goodmorning". I wave, and do the same. The old women makes it to the elevator and the door closes.
The next day.
I get off the train, walk up the steps to the 2nd level AND THE SAME OLD LADY IS WALKING AND CALLS FOR THE ELEVATOR DOOR TO BE HELD! I slow my pace, and start to think "No way the same lady will wave to me on the elevator". As I walk past the door, the same lady is holding the door...smiles, waves at me and says "Goodmorning".
svrtngr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sitting in seventh grade. The teacher gives everyone candy bars (fuck yeah).
I set mine on the table, turn my head. When I look at the candy bar a second later it's been opened and someone took a bite out of it. I made a big deal out of it. My teacher was convinced I took a bite out of it, but I swear I didn't.
TheBokonon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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fire out of his eyes. I couldn't believe it!
MungoB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was cooking some mini pizzas and the box comes in a pack of 4. So I cook them, and when they are done I leave them to cool. My girlfriend comes home 30 seconds later and I go to collect my pizzas and there's only 3 there. She didn'teat it, but it was gone. I searched around the oven in case my cat moved it from the pan, but there was no way she could have eaten it in 1 minute.
Fast foward a month later, cleaning the house, and we found the minipizzaunder the dresser in a room far from the kitchen.
Out cat is a clever one
inquisitivinatorer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time in secondary school i went to the toilet during class, as it was during a lesson there wasn't anybody around in the corridors and no one in the toilets when i got in there. So i was doing my business at the urinals when all of the taps suddenly turned on, the taps in my school were the push down ones and they were quite hard to push down so all of them turning on at the same time was kind of like, wtf? I just finished up and used the already turned on taps to wash my hands then i went back to lesson. This is the first time i have ever told anyone this story, mainly for the fact that i forgot about it and reading these posts reminded me of that event.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Walked outside my backdoor to do something and saw my dog run by me. After I had just put him in his crate inside my house. Went back inside and he was in his crate. Either my dog is secretly a wizard or there was a glitch. Either way I was scared for my life that day...
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:36:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And. Yes. I. Just. Used. Way. To. Many. Periods. In. That. Story.
UnconnectdeaD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I drink Dr. Pepper often and have a bit of a caffeine addiction. I opened the fridge one afternoon and saw we had none, I always keep them in the crisper, (fuck veggies I need sugar.) I checked twice in traditional fridge style. So I hopped in the car and drove to the store to get some. When I got back I opened the crisper and started putting them in, I kind of ripped the lid off the box and let them all roll in. That's when I noticed there were 13 Dr. Peppers. I fucking called my GF in and showed her and she shrugged it off, but I swear I wouldn't have drove to the store at that time, had there been one in the fridge. It was empty as I was dumping them in, so somehow this 12 pack had 13, which is physically impossible. I feel sorry for the other universe me that only got 11 in his 12 pack.
tl;rd Stole a soda from another universe.
jammasterjay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Who the fuck says peeling an egg?
geebs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:48:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
What do you call it?
nullgee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:07 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I, too, would like to know what you call it...
Kreature ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not me but my mum told the same type of story. when she was 8 she would have dreams abour some scary man who had a pointed nose the cartoon roadrunner and she had the same dream for a couple of weeks. Then 10 years later, she went on a holiday trip with her friends and came across a restaurant called "The road runner" and with statue of the guy with pointy face
Chemslayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happened yesterday actually!
This last Christmas, being the poor college student I am received a lot of gift cards for various fast foods from my Mom. I counted them all up, with 15 from Wendy's, 25 from Subway, and 10 from Burger King I came out pretty good. I kept them all in the envelope they came in and didn't worry about them for the rest of the break.
Yesterday before I left to return to college, I decided to take all the cards out of their packaging and put them in my wallet. I counted them again so I could feel good about all the not-ramen I would be eating. Then I proceeded to snap off the top/ remove the card from all of them, starting with the Wendy's card.
After I had gone through (what i thought was) all of them, I look back on the desk I had placed them on and found another Wendy's card, for the same amount, still in it's packaging. I checked my wallet and found my Wendy's card, and the torn up packaging from that one was still on the table. I had walked into an empty room (my old room) to do this, and there was nothing on the desk when I started.
TL;DR The universe doubled my spicy nuggets, yay!
closecall81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
2002 I bought a brand new Trans Am ram air WS6 the works and the last year they where made. After having it a few month while working at a pool hall a regular comes in and tells me its good to see I'm alright. I reply of course I'm alright why wouldn't i be ? He replies because i heard you wrecked you car.... A few days later I wreck it pretty good in a in a farm ditch while trying to go to work.
closecall81 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The weirdest thing I ever had happen to me though was this: I had just got one a very early portable cd player (i think she got it with Marlboro miles) It was about the size of a small frying pan. Anyway I was sleeping listening to it probably to my TMNT sound track come to think of it.. or Vanilla Ice. I wake up and look down at my chest and see these a red laser spot on my chest. I knew cd players used laser so I naturally flipped my player around looking to see how it could be emitting the beam. It didn't I waved my hand through the beam a few times to bat it away I guess but nothing worked I got so scared I froze up and eventually drifted back to sleep.
Besides that I swear I used to barely hear my nick name all the fucking time anywhere crowded and alone.
closecall81 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:32:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One more: One time I was dreaming that I was at work and a machine broke and I could not fix it. So I go looking for my boss to see what to do. Well in my dream my work is connected to a mall so I end up walking around this mall looking for my boss. I see a few people from work at the mall in work garb but I cant find my boss. Anyway I walk back to the broken machine to try to fix it. Near the machine sitting in a circle are about 8 people from highschool I havent seen in 10 or 15 years. They greet me and ask me whats going on. At this very moment I realize it's a dream. I think about the situation and I know i went to bed way too late to be dreaming this long so I decide to use my cellphone to call... myself to wake myself up. For some reason my phone would not connect... So I start asking my old friends to use their cell phones.. they let me but none of them work either... I get frustrated and lay down on the floor next to them. I look over and see Giselle walking up to me. She says hi and starts talking to me like we are old friends she lays down next to me and puts her head on my belly and asks me whats wrong I tell her I'm dreaming right now and I have to currently be over sleeping when I should be at work. She asks to see my phone... she dials my number for me and it starts connecting then suddenly my alarm in the real world goes off I wake up and I'm 2 hours late for work...
bugsinamber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My best friend came over to my house one day and was sitting on a chair in my living room. We were then going to leave and she went to go stand up and there was a yellow flavored tootsie roll on her lap. I didn't put it on her lap and she didn't put it there either. We have a large jar full of candy in my house but there weren't any flavored tootsie rolls in it at the time. My best friend also thinks she can talk to ghosts (wtf) and is convinced there is a little girl ghost who lives at my house and this little girl was trying to communicate with her. I don't know if I believe that but it was weird.
mardybum430 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be the r/trees representation. One weekend a couple of us got together at a friends house to just hangout, typical Saturday night with 11 of us in our buddy's bonus room. We start hitting a bong and after about three bowls we took a break, because some people were going to a different party and those of us who were high were incredibly hungry. So I left with three of the guys, and the other seven people left for the party. We wanted to come back and keep hitting this bong, but we were afraid the mom of the friend whose house we were at would return, so we hid it. It was inside a cabinet that was just a little too small to fully conceal it, so it was left maybe an inch or two open. We leave to go to taco bell and come back, bong's gone. Only four of us at the party smoked, so no one else would have had any reason to take it. Our friend's mom is pretty cool with weed, so my friend literally asked her out right if she had taken it, and she said no. The other 7 had no reason to take the bong, and none of us were too high to where we don't remember the night. As to this day we have no idea where the hell that bong is.
MeshesAreConfusing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not me, but my father.
He told me that one time he was leaning on a pillar with a little statue of an angel on top when he fell something on his hand. He looked at his hand, and he was holding the angel statue.
borkthafork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, this happened a few years back and had me fairly convinced that I could SMELL the future.
I was over at a friend's house playing Magic (the card game) with him and a few of his friends. They're older guys and he had a wife and a couple of kids. His oldest kid was a kinda doofy guy that didn't leave the house much and wasn't all that successful with social interaction or life in general. We didn't pay him much mind, really. Well while we were playing that night, I smell something weird. I wrinkle my nose and look around to try and find out what the smell is. I eventually get up and go to the kitchen (we were sitting directly across from the kitchen in the dining area) and look around to see if I can find it. Nothing. I go and sit back down at the table because it's my turn, and my friend asks me what I was doing. I told him I was trying to find a weird smell. "What did it smell like?" he said. Vinegar and feet, I replied. Everyone looked at each other and laughed a bit. About 5 minutes later his son walks into the kitchen and opens the refrigerator. We hear a crash and his son exclaims "Goddammit! I just spilled vinegar all over my feet!". We all stopped what we were doing and looked at each other again. We laughed much, much louder that time.
TL:DR= I smelled a weird smell before the source of the weird smell could have happened.
memorex1150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have two of them.
Growing up, we lived in a very old house, over 100 years old. We used to make claims it was haunted. When I was younger and in that house, I firmly believed in ghosts and all that stuff. I no longer hold such beliefs, but my entire family witnessed the same event in our bathroom, time and time again. When we would take a shower, no matter who it was or what time of day it was, the shower curtain would billow inward like someone opened the door the bathroom. Despite this happening, the door was never seen opening when we would open the shower curtain. I should note the door to our attic is in the bathroom, but opening that thing would make a racket.
Now, the door wasn't seen opening, but we would hear it opening. We'd quickly open the curtain - nothing.
...except....
One day I'm in the shower. mid-afternoon. I hear the door open and the curtain moves. I whipped that curtain open at the speed of light and watched the bathroom door closing. That son-of-a-bitch was moving This isn't a huge deal....except...no one is in the house with me. Period. No one. Not even a pet. I was all alone. And I was fifteen years old.
Naturally, this would freak anyone the fuck out, but odd shit like this happened so much it just seemed par for course. My sister finally caught the door opening one time when she was in there, but we never saw anyone coming in/going out.
Story #2:
In the 7th grade. Came home from school. Mom was sick, in bed. SHe and I are the only ones in the house. I went to talk to her to let her know I'm home. Talk for a few, go into my room. I have a proof mint 50-cent piece in a small display. The coin is missing!!! The case is there, but no coin! I was upset/freaked by this particular issue. I go back to my mom, tell her the coin is missing, she says she hasn't touched it. Go back to my room less than 30 seconds later, there's the coin back in the case!!!!
I have many more, now that I think about it, I should post sometime...
inexcess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yea this usually happens to my shower curtain as well whether the door opens or not.
wooitspat ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:50:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You could have had a drafty house and whenever the wind blew outside it caused the air pressure to change inside moving doors etc. As for the shower curtains billowing in, this happens with most shower curtains (with the shower on) due to Bernoulli's Principle where the water moving causes the air on the outside to force the shower curtain in.
memorex1150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Completely agree. We did everything we could to rule out drafts, including ensuring the windows in the bathroom/upstairs were closed. We even went to far as to put a towel on the floor where there's a small crack between the door and the floor. Still, the curtain billowed inward almost every shower. We even thought that somehow the steam from the shower caused some sort of vacuum - who knows what was happening?
Two things did happen with this: (1) That door did in fact open (closing is what I noticed it doing), and (2) When we installed a new bathroom door after a full bathroom remodel, the door never again sounded like it was opening. However, the shower curtain still billows.
I've not noticed this happen in other residences where I've been, but I hear it's not that uncommon. The door closing by itself - after being closed to begin with, which means someone/something opened it - remains the "WTF?" If the door was left open, then I saw it closing. It was was not left open, i..e, it was closed, then it was opened and then closed. Either way, WTF?
TL;DR - Demons move my shower curtain. Film at 11.
anaesthenia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once when I was about 10 or 11 I was laying on my back looking at the stars with my cousins. We were pretty far from the city so the stars were quite bright. I was focusing on one star when all of a sudden I notice movement near it. A star started vibrating slightly, then seemed to pop out of place and start sliding diagonally to the left. It was as if the night sky were a 2D blanket with tiny lights placed on it. As the star was 'falling', I pointed it out to one of my cousins when just then, it slammed into another star! How the fucking fuck!? Then the star that got hit started spinning around, seemingly from the impact. But it stayed in place after spinning for a few moments. I still have absolutely no clue how this is possible. Kinda makes me look at things such as space travel or mere existence as we know it in a different way. If anyone could help me with this, it would be the solution to a lifelong problem.
bryguy894 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've experienced very strong Deja Vu many times.
Not like in the matrix, with the cat walking by twice, but I'll be in a situation and suddenly realize that the people, the actions, the discussion, the lighting, just about every sensory input feels like it's happened EXACTLY that way before- but, of course, I can never remember WHEN I remember it from.
mynameisleo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That happens to everyone
bryguy894 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well then everyone needs to get to commenting on this thread
panasonique ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I"ve got too many of these, but this one came to mind: I was driving down a busy street in my city, and happened to look to my right and I saw a very thin, average looking black woman getting out of a blue sedan parked at a gas station. Her car was pointed in the same direction I was driving. She was pretty non-descriptive except for an unique hair style that looked like she just had it done at a salon. About a minute and a half later down the same busy street, I look to my left and see the exact scene in reverse (except obviously it's a different gas station). What appeared to be the same woman, with the same hairdo stepping out of a blue sedan at the exact same point of movement except pointed in the opposite direction. Of course it could be different women in different cars, but it seemed like the exact scene replayed- like the way she placed her foot out of the car and stepped out and up at the exact same time I drove by previously. Now that I'm writing this, it doesn't seem so strange, but the vision in my head was definitely odd.
dmuffman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I lived in a vacation resort for 10 years. We drove around in Golf Carts and one day this dog surprises me from my side of the cart and barks and chases us. So after that we start telling a friend about it. One of them goes "Watch out watch out!", I'm like "yeah thats what you said"! And ANOTHER dog does the same thing at the exact moment im explaining what the first dog did. That was some BS!
This other time i was driving early in the morning and this crazy dog jumps in front of my car. I dodge it violently, coulda caused a car crash. Luckily there was no one there. At 1AM or 2 AM, the SAME shit happens.
Tl:DR- Dogs bother me twice a day!
itisthefirsttime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm saving these so that I have something to read in the morning. Not that I'm getting scared or anything.
mexipimpin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It was just my mom & I mostly, so as a kid, I'd go spend summers with my grandmother and the rest of my family. I was probably 10 or 11 and I was really bored at my grandmothers house in the late afternoon watching TV. The Simpson started and it happened to be a Christmas episode (the one where they adopt that greyhound from the races I think). Seemed, odd, but hey, it was a re-run. Then followed an episode of Married With Children. It was another Christmas episode. Kind of added to the oddity being it was middle of summer. I was still bored and in a zoned state from watching TV. I decided to get up and find something else to do. I open the curtains and right in front of my face is fake snow etching that says "Merry Christmas" with a big snowman. I think it took me a good 5-10 minutes to convince myself that it was still summer and not some strange time warp.
WakeTheNeighbours ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I offer simple glitch story. I am called Kris and my birthday is on 27 June. On the day of my 27th birthday, while on the highway, a car passed me with license plate "KRIS 27".
aliendydo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 10 I went sailing with my father for a week or so. On the 3rd evening we were watching the sunset and talking a bit when we saw a small little orange globe/shape in the sky. We watch it for about a minute and speculate about what it could be, a satellite, or a small airplane, or something like that. Then it flies between two ropes of our mast and we can see that it's actually a small shape flying really close to us (about 3-4m) we watch for a few secs and then both rush inside the boathouse to get the camera. When we get out the shape is gone. To this day we still don't have a clue what it was.
Krazistar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a floating white sphere while on vacation in Vegas. It was the first day I was there just hanging out in my hotel room at the Stratosphere and decided to look out the window. I look down to check out the pool below and I see a small white sphere floating slowly along. At first I thought it was a plastic bag caught in an updraft because it was moving around so much but I continued to stare at it and it was definitely a white sphere, possibly not even completely opaque, so it kind of looked like a bubble. It slowly rose up meandering along the side of the building moving all around, until it got within a few yards of my window. There was a moment then that I felt like it saw me. I realize it had no eyes or distinguishing features, but it just stopped floating around and just hovered where it was for a few seconds, then it began rising straight up into the air about three or four times faster than it had previously been moving and without wavering around like it had been, just keeping a linear path straight into the air. I watched it until I could no longer distinguish it from the sky. I was tripped out so I went and got drunk right after that. I was in Vegas after all.
aliendydo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds a lot like my encounter and I felt the same way, only I didn't get drunk because I was 10 :)
Krazistar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was 23 at the time and I know that I saw this thing but have no evidence and a fairly vague description of it's 'behavior' The encounter from the moment I spotted it, until it spotted me, then flew off into the sky was probably a total of 5 minutes. I just stared at it for 5 minutes straight; that's how I know it was real.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
One night I was getting picked up by a friend. When we get to the car, I turn to look over my shoulder while I wait for him to unlock the door. As I'm waiting, I experience deja vu and when I turn back around, I say, "Weird, I just had deja vu," and he asks, "you too?" Turns out we both had deja vu at the same time about the same thing.
Krazistar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That happened with me and a friend once too.
panasonique ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid, my older brother was putting up ornaments on our Christmas tree. His back was turned to me, so I couldn't see his face. I distinctly heard him say something like: "Maria should be here". Maria was his girlfriend. I then said: "So are you going to invite her?" He turned around and looked at me with a puzzled face and said "What?" I told him that I heard him say "Maria should be here". He said he didn't say a word, but that he was in fact, thinking about Maria at that moment. Weird.
zeroone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There is a real memory technique where you can rapidly eyeball a fanned deck of cards and in seconds determine if one specific card is missing. Many years ago, that trick used to be demonstrated on a well-known infomercial advertising super-human memory secrets. Back in high school, someone challenged me to do it. She randomly removed a card from a shuffled deck. I fanned the remainder and a few seconds later I called out 4-of-spades. To her amazement, that was indeed the missing card. I gave her my best poker face as in reality, it was a complete guess that happened to match.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time, I was visting a friend in a small country town who had just had a car accident. On the way home I had to drop off another friend who lives in the city about 40 min from car accident guy's house. Somehow, we made the drive in under 10 minutes. I just turned the corner and there was the city. Freaked all 3 people in the car out.
JuzPwn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened the other week.
I was at my buddies house just hanging out as we usually do. We go on about our business until it becomes late and it is time to leave. Usually, one of my buddies always forgets his phone where he sits and by the time he gets to the door, remembers to go back and grab it.
That other night, it was my turn to leave something behind.
I leave my buddies house that night and begin my drive home. Half way on the drive home I began searching my pockets to dig out my phone (I have a OCD where everything has to be). I start looking through the phone pocket, and the phone isn't there. I checked the other pockets, still nothing. I start looking around the seats to see if it fell from my pocket, nothing. I was furious at the fact I couldn't find my phone and used it a lot to keep up with e-mails and school functions which I just happened to need the next day. None the less, I told myself I would go pick it up first thing in the morning.
I parked the car, opened the door to my house and walked into my room and flicked on the light and saw a reflection of myself on the mirror that stands boldly adjacent to the door. I reach into my pocket to empty my keys and wallet. After putting the wallet and keys down, I feel a slight weight in my pocket. I reach my left hand into my pocket, and little do you know my phone is right there... in my hand. I literally stopped, looked at myself in disbelief in the mirror as I couldn't believe what just happened.
The next day my buddy said that indeed the phone was left at his house and that I left it on the coffee table prior to leaving. How it ended up in my pocket randomly at home but not when I pulled over and checked my pockets and car is still a mystery to me.
Spiel88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have deja reve (already dreamed) quite frequently. Basically, I dream some insignificat moment, and a couple of days or weeks later it happens.
sweetluc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As a kid, I would frequently have this sort of deja vu "ish" sort of feeling PRIOR to the event that would onset the typical deja vu scenario. For example, one event that I constantly think of is a road trip I took with my family when I was about 13. My sister was at the time 9 and we were talking something that had happened at her school when I all of the sudden clued into the radio and heard the end of the song. I immediately remembered having a dream the night before exactly like this and I turned to my sister and said, "I bet they'll start playing (whatever song it was) and it will cut out". Sure enough it did. This happened a couple times until one time I tried out trying to avoid what I had dreamed about (i.e. not saying what I said in the dream to avoid the scenario). One time, continuing the conversation with someone the way it happened in my dream, I changed the subject. The person gave me a short answer and then brought up the subject I was supposed to bring up in my dream, with exact same phrasing.
ghostprawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I came home one day and found a single cheez puff in the center of the floor of my living room. I have never bought a bag of cheez puffs in my life. More of a doodle man. I lived alone. Only two people had keys to my apartment, my GF and my landlord. Both denied entering my apt w/o my consent and eating cheez puffs. It haunts me to this day.
magicroot75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching a nationally broadcast college basketball game about twelve years ago. One of the players did something really stupid. The announcer goes: "You wouldnt even see that in the Sacred Heart Fifth Grade". I was in the fifth grade at a school called Sacred Heart, also played basketball there. My brother also heard this announcement as well and confirms the story. Really weird.
radiodemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in class next to a window when suddenly I see a very bright light (like an explosion) outside so I quickly turn my head to look but I didn't find the cause, the weird part was that I clearly saw 2 other friends turning their heads at the same time as me to look outside, when I asked them: "did you see that?" they had no idea what I was talking about and saw no light at all.
drsjlazar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't read the other stories yet but I'll write mine first and see if it's as crazy...
It was New Years eve 2000 going to 2001, IIRC. We had a house party at a friend's place. I had started out strong and had a few too many drinks. So I figured I needed a power nap if I was too last the night. I went into one of the rooms and had said power nap.
Next thing I know my roommate was waking me up for the stroke of midnight. I sat up at the edge of the bed and started talking to him. I remember asking him some things that I would only ask him... and him giving me coherent and relevant answers... saying stuff that only he would know.
The conversation went on for 2 or 3 minutes... Then I don't know what happened... I blinked or I looked down or something. And when I looked back at him, it wasn't him standing there. It was the host of the party!
Obviously I was like WTF! I asked him where my roommate was. He said he was outside. I told him that I was just talking to him. He didn't know what I was talking about. I went out and found my roommate. He said he had never been to the room. I asked the host if we had talked. He said at the time he came to wake me up and I started asking him about my roommate. I did have a few drinks but I know I wasn't bat-shit crazy. I know I had that conversation.
TL;DR The person changed while I was taking to him.
stpk4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
went to casino, saw two roulette tables bring out the same numbers one after the other
eg. table 1 brought up 14, table 2 would bring up 14 the next spin 23, 23, etc
put $5 on the next number it was like 23 on table one table 2 rang up #23 won money
shoulda put more on
realag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time in my dream I saw a woman colleague of mine going to labor at a hospital. 2 weeks later we were at this wedding and I saw her not touching the champagne. When I asked why she's not drinking, she replied "What I didn't tell you? I'm pregnant". True story.
EmptyEternal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not creepy, but very strange.
My partner used to deliver pizzas, and when I wasn't working myself, I would often go with him so we could spend the evening hanging out. He had been driving in the same area for years at this point and knew the neighborhoods very well, though he didn't have house numbers memorized. I had been doing this for long enough that I had a pretty good idea of what street was where too and could have easily made this run myself. So one night, we were making a delivery to a house in one of those 70s style neighborhoods with houses on and off the streets and very confusing addresses. We we both looking for a house number on call it "poppy street" and were very close. We were reading the house numbers. Then the weird part happened.
We were right there on "poppy street" one second, and the next second, we were on "thyme street" several blocks away. We were there. And then we weren't. We were several blocks away. We looked at each other and were just like "the fuck?" We both knew something had happened, but couldn't wrap our heads around what exactly. Just there. Then not there. Not knowing what else to do, we made our delivery to poppy street and nothing seemed out of place with it the second time. Just the weird little teleporting thing. Just a glitch in the matrix.
TL;DR - poof - magically a teleported to a few blocks from where we were.
navarone21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was really caught up with my first love in high school. I would pick her up and take her to school, and take her home at night. Spent a lot of time together. We had a really strong connection. For about a month, whenever she would call in the evening (never at a certain time or schedule) I would hope up out of my room and walk over to the phone just as it would begin to ring. Like stand up, walk across the house to the kitchen and the phone would ring as I was reaching for it. This blew my Moms mind, but I never really thought about it till later in life.
Maparyetal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Late to the party here, but I think I have a good one. My girlfriend at the time were going through a rough time. She was sort of seeing another guy, I knew about it, and was winning her back (don't worry I learned my lesson). Her parents were driving us in the car, we were in the backseat, holding hands. She was wearing a ring the other guy had given her, and I had commented that I wished she didn't wear it. A few minutes later it had disappeared off her hand. When we stopped we spent a good 10-15 minutes looking for it. We decided it was gone for good. When we got back to her house later that night, I went straight to her room to put something up, and found the ring sitting on one of her dressers, away from the rest of the jewelry.
polymorph505 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not a good storyteller but the story is worthy so here goes. When I was a teenager my uncle committed suicide. A little history on him, he was tripping acid one day when Jehovahs Witnesses showed up at his door and started massaging his brain, telling him his weed was evil and his guitar was evil and he changed his life for them out of fear, it eventually messed him up so badly that he took his own life. Almost exactly a year after that, his son was killed in a car wreck. GLITCH 1: Very soon after the car wreck, my family was downstairs in our house with the overhead light off, watching TV and having some conversation about my cousin when the lights suddenly clicked on, we walked over to see the light switch in the up position....
A year or two after that, we had moved out of that house and into my grandfathers house (my uncles father, and this was after he had died after being moved to an assisted living place). I had taken over a nice room upstairs with a walk-in closet where I kept my dresser. A friend of mine was over visiting and I was cleaning up my room along with another room, and had been in and out of that closet many times throughout the day. I walked back into it for some reason, and there were two pieces of clothing sitting on top of the dresser I had just cleaned off. A flat cap that belonged to my grandfather, and a folded black-with-pink-lettering Fender sweatshirt that belonged to my cousin that was killed in the car wreck. No one in my immediate family living in the house had ever seen them before or knew where they were stored before they showed up on my dresser.
coweeny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Checking my gmail account this morning, I replied to a couple emails without thinking anything of it. Everything seemed normal. A friend emailed me back asking why I had sent her a blank email. I went back and every email I had sent that morning turned into a blank email! I went on gchat to try to explain, and after I pressed enter, the text box jumped down as if there was new text but there was nothing there - none of the text I had typed into the entry box, just the space it would have taken up. It was weird, and kind of freaked me out. Gmail is one of those things that I just assume will never have a glitch....
Aethelgrin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I actually have one of these, surprisingly. When I was a kid, say 9-10 years old, I was messing about in the lawn one day. As I was playing with my army figures or whatnot a bee comes by, hovering nearby me. Not being particularly bright as a kid I decide to smash it with my hand, all goes according to plan but then it gets good. As I lift my hand up after sending the bee to its demise I find instead the squashed body of a small toad. There is no bee or bee-remains anywhere to be seen and I was absolutely certain I did not miss it.
DrLovebot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When i was younger, probably about 7 or 8, i was at my still best-friend's house, and i found a toy wolfman. It was an old toy from some fast food place, and it scared the shit out of both of us. Whenever we moved it it would always show up again, so one day we threw it in the back of his closet. A few years later he emptied out his closet. It was gone. It has been 10 years and we still haven't found it
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I just burned a new mix CD for my car, press eject to take the old cd out. and out comes... MY NEW CD. the old one was in my hand the whole time!! Ik ur probably thinking, "wow dumbass you just forgot that you already switched em out cuz you have short term memory loss, probably smoke to much pot blah blah blah" BUT here's where the Matrix comes in, my car will can only eject CDs when it is turned off. you CAN NOT insert a CD while the car is turned off. period. and my keys were in my hand THE WHOLE TIME
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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madmankilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Read. Sounds like a ghost or demon.
yc_delmir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once dropped a pencil on the ground- It bounced such that it actually balanced itself on a round TV cable trailing along the ground. I was with a friend, and we both started referencing it as my ability to use the force. I used it three more times consciously, and without fail- Stuff like the wind catching thrown things and moving them into my waiting hand.
The final time I actively "Used the force", that friend and I were watching TV just after dark, so the lights weren't on. This big ol' cranefly (or daddy longlegs depending where you're from) started bashing its face into the TV, as they do. I made a dramatic movement to point my palm at the fly which immediately dropped out of the air. We could see it down at the bottom of the TV screen, trying to scramble up the glass with its legs, but it fell off the table. We looked around the floor but couldn't find the fly anywhere. I promised never again to use my powers. Plus I never wanted them to fail and spoil the illusion.
breakjaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The title reminded me of an unusual sight i witnessed near the first days of summer last year.
I was at a shopping center with my girlfriend and just as i was entering the supermarket to buy some groceries i notice a rather intriguing person walking the opposite direction.
He was tall, taller than anyone around him, was wearing black sunglasses, black leather coat and black leather boots. He was dressed exactly like the characters in the Matrix. Clothes alone wouldn't make me think much of it but the way he walked so focused and confident and knew exactly where he wanted to go unlike the rest of the people who were wandering around looking at shops. He really stood out from the rest of the crowd.
As soon as he passed by us i asked my girlfriend if she had noticed the "matrix guy" walking by. She didn't and we turn around. I still catch a glimpse of the guy walking fast paced, moving through the crowd. "Do you see him?" i asked, "Where?", "That way, there" "Nah i don't see him" "Look in that direction, he is right.. there... well he was right there. Oh well" and e continued on our way.
mynicehat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid I used to record episodes of The Simpsons off the tv. I was watching one of these recorded episodes on VHS one day, when my dad decided to turn to the tv channels to see what was on. On one of the channels was the same Simpsons episode I was watching - not only that, but it was at the exact same part in the episode. I kept flicking back from the VCR channel to the TV channel to check, and they were in perfect sync. Couldn't do that if I tried.
Hardaknut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About six years ago I was sitting in the living room of a house I was trying to sell and noticed a rusty drywall nail poking through the ceiling. I could see it very clearly, could see the small gap between the nail head and the ceiling, could even see a pattern in the nailโs rust and cracking in the paint around the hole it made. I noted the location carefully, intending to fix it. But the nail disappeared over night. When I brought a ladder in the next day, not only was the nail gone, but there was no hole either. It was as if it had never been.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Before I started reading these responses all the lights in my room were all...now they are all on.
These stories are kinda creepy. :p
YouDontGnomeMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I see weird shit all the time. It usually happens when I'm the passenger in a car for some reason. I'll look over at the driver and they will be positioned in impossible angles. It's not out of the corner of my eye either, I'll be looking at them straight on. The most memorable one I can think of is when I was riding in the car with my dad. It happened twice. The first thing was that I was laying down, with the seat reclined, looking out the window to my right. I turned my head to look out the windshield and jumped because my dad's face was right in mine with his whole body still facing front and not leaning over. I jumped up and looked at him and he was just sitting like normal, watching the road. The other time it happened on that trip, I had looked to my left at him and with his body still facing front, his head was completely twist to the left, staring out his side window. I did a double take and he was back to normal.
Also, when I was a kid my friend and I were playing with her Polaroid camera. We were standing on her bed and I took a picture of her. When the picture showed up, I was in it standing right next to her. Completely solid. There were no mirrors or windows or reflective surfaces anywhere near us.
bigbadburt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 4 years ago I was asleep in my bed in my house which was about 90 something years old and always had the usual weird noises and occurrences that come from an older house. I would always brush them off as just old house noises and whatever. Except for on night I was asleep and woke up suddenly my eyes looking straight at the end of my bed where there was a figure I can only describe as super pale mostly see through with a big beard, I probably could have brushed this off if it wasn't for at the exact same time I woke up my dog shot up and was also staring at the figure and growling. I started blinking thinking maybe I just had something in my eyes but after I blinked 3 times the figure moved closer and my dogs head followed it. After about 5-6 seconds I blinked again and it disappeared, at the same time my dog stopped growling looked at me licked me and laid back down and went to bed. I don't know if I would have thought anything of it if it wasn't for me dog growling and staring at the figure...
IowanRedditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I've got two very small and non creepy glitches.
One time I was driving with my friend in a heavy rain and I looked out the window and said "it'll probably stop soon". We pass under a huge tree and the rain stops without a drop more.
Another time with the same friend and car. We were walking back to the car after watching a movie and I said "looks like you have a taillight out" and he said "yeah it's probably just the sun making it look that way" which is true since the car wasn't on. 10 min later a cop pulled us over for the same taillight being out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This probably doesn't fit here 100%, but my husband told me a story that still creeps me out. He is not the type of person to entertain ideas of paranormal or odd experiences, which makes it even creepier, knowing his personality.
One day he was walking the property his parents own in South Texas, when he spotted a billy goat. He thought it was weird because his parents didn't own livestock, but ignored it and started walking back to his house thinking it jumped the fence from a neighbor's property.
He got a few paces away and heard a sound like something heavy falling. He turned around just in time to see the billy goat hit the ground in a cloud of dust. He approached it, and saw it practically flattened on the ground, bones protruding at strange agles, and fresh blood pooring out of the animal's nose, mouth, ears, and hind end. He said he got the hell out of that field as quick as he could and never walked back there alone again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This has happened to me twice. We had to learn hymns back in School and 3 would be sung each and every morning at a full school Assembly. One day we're told to see "Morning has broken" and music starts playing. Now, I had been singing that song for at least 6 years, and for the life of me that music sounded wrong. The wrong tune, the wrong tempo, everything apart from the lyrics. I even distinctly recall asking people next to me why they had changed the music, and was given the look of crazy. There was another hymn where exactly the same stunt was pulled only a couple of years later but I can't remember it's name now. Still freaks me out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was on my way back home from a camping trip with a couple of friends when my car started to jerk and sputter, so I pulled off into the breakdown lane, threw on my hazards and called AAA. The operator informs me that a tow truck will be dispatched to our location in around 2 hours, not wanting to wait on the shoulder of the highway for much longer my friends and I begin to discuss what options we have.
About five minutes later a AAA tow truck shows up and pulls behind my car. The driver, an older man in his late 50's gets out and knocks on my window. I start talking with him and notice that he seems a bit spacey, nothing too unusual just distracted by something. He fills my tank with some spare oil and tells us to follow him off the exit to a gas station nearby. His truck pulls in front of my car and takes off a bit faster towards the exit ramp, at this point I'm no more than 100 feet behind him. As I exit and go right I notice that there is no truck in front of me, he's simply gone. The exit had opened up onto a long street that was a dead straightaway, you could see for miles on either side; regardless, there is no tow truck in sight. I drive a bit up the road and stop at a gas station, fill up, and call AAA back. The same operator picks up and I ask her how they were able to get a truck out to us so quickly, and she replies "we haven't even made the dispatch yet."
slicksalesman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
this will get buried but...
I was working at a shitty job and I had a job interview coming up for a great position that offered a much better salary and benefits, plus I got to travel internationally. went to the interview and nailed it. when i got the offer letter, my mom told me she had "prayed" to her parents to ask them to help me get the job.
fast forward a couple months into the job and I am traveling overseas and one of the stops is in Taiwan where my mom is from. It just so happens that the one free day I have is the 6 year anniversary of my grandfather passing away (my mom's dad).
three months later, I'm back in Taiwan and again, the one free day I have is the 6 year anniversary of my grandmother passing away.
my mom likes to think my grandparents helped get me the job so I could travel internationally and see their ashes since I hadn't been back to Taiwan in 6 years.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Walking through The Pedestrian tunnel in Tyne & wear that goes below the tyne river (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyne_Tunnel) Which is quite famous for being old and creepy with a huge wooden escalator. Im the only person walking from one end to the other until I reach the end. Short-ish guy wearing "Obligatory Superdry coat", black cap and a scarf appears from the lift checking his phone, as we cross paths he looks at me in a strange way which I brush off as normal, The Escalator was switched off so rather than climb it I decided to take the NEW lift. I press the button and wait, the doors open and I see a man who looks IDENTICAL to the man I saw before same clothes, everything he gives me strange look and brushes past me. If you knew the layout of the tunnel you would know how impossible it would be for it to be the same man. Perhaps he traveled through a worm hole and he saw two me's!
tl;dr TIME TRAVEL!!!
p.s I was nearly going to start a similar topic based on this event :-)
my_cat_joe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:06 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps he was giving you a strange look because he also saw "you" twice!
JScorp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Definetly not as good as the other ones here. but i have 3 subtle ones.
When i was still in elementary school, in Toronto, my parents didn't tell me anything ever about anything (plans, etc.), because you know "he's nine, what does he know...", anyway, I had a dream that we were moving from one house to another. And i woke up upset, i didn't want to move, 1 week later "Hey. We're moving."
In middle school, had dream teacher died in a car crash, next school day he comes into class and tells a story about how his brother's wife survived a car crash which killed his brother and their two kids. meh...
Had a dream, in the weekend, i was in a hotel room in Niagara Falls. Next school day, talking to friend, "Hey man, i was at Niagara Falls this weekend". ... "Cool bro..." 3 @_@ moments
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have the feeling someone or something has been tracking me for years now, I see flashes on my face like someone just took my photograph in places with no cameras and when Iโm sure it canยดt be some glare effect or sunlight. It happens like 4 times a year.
The scariest one was at a beach vacation (San Andres, Colombia), we were snorkeling and something took my picture from the bottom, I was the only one that saw the flash.
Exaskryz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just happened here... http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ofkm6/glitch_in_the_matrix/
You're post about glitches in the matrix caused me/facebook to experience one.
HKNHamm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So I was in 8th grade in Math class (one of those classes with a teacher you HATE and so you don't ever pay attention) and we were throwing things around the room behind her back like typical little kids. My friend, from across the room, throws a pen at me when I'm not looking. The pen bounces 3 or 4 times only to land perfectly in my hand, writing side down, as if I had been writing with it the entire time.
I just about shat my pants
warpus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream that the space shuttle blew up 2 days before it happened..
The dream was so vivid (one of the most vivid dreams I've ever had) that I wrote it out as soon as I woke up and sent it around to a bunch of friends.
For the next couple weeks everyone was calling me a prophet.
misterswarvey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is going to sound like a load of trollop, but I am recounting it as I experienced it.
When I was young, I used to get the sense of deja vu all the time. It happened a lot. I got to the point where I didn't like the feeling.
One time, while I was at Police Athletic League indoor floor hockey, I got the sense that something was going to happen. I was going to get onto a level of the bleachers and jump off. Not that anything bad was going to happen, it just was going to happen.
I climbed onto the level of the bleachers and fought against the urge to do what, in my mind, I was supposed to do. I just stood there. The world seemed to slow down for a couple of second and I kinda expected something to snap, but nothing did.
I blinked and climbed down off the bleachers, never doing what I thought I was supposed to do.
I won't say I never got deja vu after that, but the number of times it happened went down significantly.
tribat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just thought of another thing that I was never able to explain. December, 1988. My college girlfriend lived about 250 miles away. I hooked up with a girl at a party who my girlfriend could barely have known at all. The next day, hung over as hell, I made the drive to go stay with said girlfriend. She woke up mad at me the next morning. Why? "It's silly. I had a dream that you were with <name of hookup girl>. I have no idea why, but it seemed real". I struggled to keep a poker face while my mind was racing: how in the holy hell could she have found out already. I was at a party without mutual friends, there were no cellphones or facebook (get off my lawn). She didn't even have a phone at the place she had just moved into. She laughed it off and never brought it up again, but it spooked me. The best explanation I have is that maybe I talked about it in my sleep and she heard me and incorporated that into her dream.
I married that girlfriend, and there were a few other incidents where she would tell me she occasionally had dreams that later seemed to be eerily accurate about something that happened in the future. After we were divorced, for some reason she told me that she had a recurring dream that I was going to jump or fall out a window in a tall building. In fact, several trips we made when we were married, she insisted that we not stay in a hotel room above the second floor, but never said why. Apparently this dream was that I would somehow end up falling out a high window to my death. (yeah, I know, she probably wanted to push me out of that window).
The reason that spooked me to much was that I have this weird compulsion about imagining what it would be like to run full speed into a window, almost always a corridor in a hotel, crash through the glass and fall to my death. I don't feel suicidal at all, I just wonder what it would be like. I had never said anything to her about that habitual thought (I used to travel a lot for work, so I had plenty of chances to think about it). I asked her what the source of this dream was, had I ever mentioned my "wonder what it would be like to jump through that window" weirdness and she was surprised by the question.
She felt compelled to tell me about it because "all of the other dreams I've had like that ended up coming true somehow, maybe years later".
So...if anybody who knows me ends up reading through my reddit comment history to find out how I ended up doing a swan dive out of a hotel hallway window, my ex-wife is the prime suspect for having set me up somehow. Just kidding. Sort of.
FappingToDubstep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Thread is now massive so I'm fairly certain nobody will read this but fuckit.
So a friend and I had been getting blazed one night, and we decided to go for a walk to the supermarket to get some munchies. On the way back we're walking past this school, the part we're walking parallel to is pretty much just a bunch of tall trees and a fence. So anyway we're just walking and talking and I suddenly have this very strong and bizzare feeling that I've just walked past this bit of fence/trees. It stopped me in my tracks. I then noticed my friend has also stopped. We then both look at each other and both say something to the effect of "Woah. Did time just skip?" Even though it was pretty much exactly what Deja vu is, the only way I could describe it is 'time skipping'. We were both pretty baked at this point, but were so convinced it happened we rang a friend to ask him if he just had a 'time skip' too. He of course said no and dismissed it as us just being high, which is probably correct, but god damn it was weird.
nastybacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Got home one day, and an ornament had smashed on the floor. It was a relativly big one. It looked like the cat had jumped up and knocked it off. Except... only half of it was on the floor, the other half was on the side. The cat cant have knocked it off, smashed it on the floor and pulled the other half back up again. way too big and heavy.. wtf happened there??
lekzuera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It happens to me constantly: I'm playing some song on my head and the person right next to me start mumbling the melody or even singing it. Everytime it happens, I ask the person who sang it: "Was I singing anything without noticing?" "No, you were in silence".
I think I'm some kind of nerfed Professor Xavier.
jrm2003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to live off an exit for SR 54 on I-75 in FL, and the college I attended was 1 exit north, so I made the drive pretty often. Every time I returned home I took a right (heading east) off the exit to get home. This was until one night. I wasn't tired, I wasn't on anything, I made my right off the exit as usual except I didn't. I definitely turned right, but at some point I noticed I had driven pretty far without arriving at my road, then I realized I was heading east down 54 instead of west. Not life changing, but nonetheless I've been paranoid during exiting every since.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
so i had a dream that i was in the school library studying and my phone rang and everyone in front of me turned round and looked at me . Well to my surprise one day i was in the library and i got this feeling that i had been in this exact moment before i then remembered the dream so in order to stop my phone from ring i went to take it out of my pocket but i accidentally activated the play button on my phone and everyone turned round TLTR : I had a dream that came true by trying to stop it from coming true
rebelspyder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In my freshman year of high school on Mondays all classes would start at 9am and the rest of the week at 7am. I would get dropped off by my mom and its always crowded as people are getting there. One Monday morning about 4 months into the semester we arrive at like 845 and no one is around. I'm wondering if we have the day off for some reason and I go into the office and see workers. I ask where everyone is and they say in class. I'm like...but it doesn't start until 9 on Mondays. They look at me all weird and say that it has never started at 9. It's always been at 7. I go back to my mom in the car and tell her what they said and she couldn't believe it either. For the rest of the semester I showed up at 7am and everyone acted like they never heard of the late monday. Then in college I ran into someone who went to my high school and asked them if they remembered late mondays. For sure they said, it was awesome starting later on mondays.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
This will almost certainly get buried but here goes:
It's the late nineties, and the Tamagotchi craze was in full swing. I had this Pikachu version which had a pedometer on it. For every 10 steps you took you generated a 'volt', which could then be used to feed the Pikachu or give it a gift or whatever. Well I've got this thing for a few months and all of a sudden it goes missing. My mum was pretty upset too (as she had bought it for me because my grandfather had ignored my birthday 10 years running) so we search the entire house. Every cupboard, shelf...everything. No luck.
Three or four months later I'm sitting there watching some kids TV after school and I hear the sound that Tamagotchi would make when Pikachu has woken up. I end up finding it resting on the back of the sofa (the head rest part). The Pikachu was alive (can you remember how easily they died?) with the volt counter absolutely maxed out. It had been three months, and to this day there is no explanation as to where it went. I should probably add my siblings are older and had all moved out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a child (probably 8-9 years old), I had just finished using the bathroom and washing my hands. I reached for the handle of one of the doors leading out of the bathroom when the knob began turning back and forth very rapidly and the door was moving violently, as though someone was trying to open it by turning the knob and slamming their shoulder against it.
Terrified, I ran out the other door, through the guest bedroom and down the hall to the kitchen screaming for my mother. Unable to find her, I ran outside to get out of the house, where I presumed some madman was on the loose. My mother was down by the pool and heard me screaming from outside. We were alone at the time. There was no one else in the house. A complete search turned up nothing.
midas22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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stickygreenz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In my backyard I have a bin which holds the cushions for my patio set. I use a 6" long, 1/4" thick steel pipe to keep it closed. For about 1 and a half, maybe two years, I had lost the pipe. I had no idea where it was, I searched every where. I clean out my entire backyard before winter hits so there was plenty of opportunity to stumble upon it. It escalated to the point that even my friends were determined to find the pipe. We all had our own theories, maybe a cat, maybe a raccoon, maybe one of us was fucking with everyone.
Eventually we had given up on the hunt. We all accepted the fact that we were never going to find it. Don't ask me why we were so caught up in finding a damn pipe. I know it seems like insanity but there was something about that freaking pipe.
So fast forward a bit, it's July this year, the pipe dream is over. I'm sitting in my backyard enjoying a few drinks with a couple of friends. Suddenly, out of no where, an object lands pretty hard next to me and my girlfriend. It's the fucking pipe.
To this day we can't figure out where it came from. There was nothing above us. It wasn't in the chairs, I take them apart for the winter, and I clean the cushions before I store them inside. We we're all in clear view of each other so we would have noticed someone pulling it out of their pocket and throwing it. My friend, who saw it fall in the corner of his eye, described it as appearing out of thin air.
shutyourgob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The explanation for every one of these stories is: Your life is basically the Truman Show, all of us are in on it, and that weird experience was a continuity mistake by some jerk off who didn't have his shit together.
mouskavitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was surfing you tube and on a completely non related video was a comment about Michael Jackson's death. This was the first I had heard about it so I googled it. I quickly learned that it was a fake out, MJ wouldn't be dead until the two days later.
thehazer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Is anyone else worried that this thread is going to give M. Night Shyamalan screenplay ideas???
SUBM4RK0S ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was driving home one day and stopped at a red light. Across the intersection I see a family with some kids in the car, holding balloons out the window. One of the kids accidentally loses his green balloon and it floats skyward, meandering about in no apparent rush. I remember thinking to meself "The light will turn green because of that balloon." Sure enough, the balloon floats to the traffic light directly in front of me, then bumps into the bottom of the signal, whereupon the signal immediately turned green. Mind = blown.
Monster_Claire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have 2 stories but I will share with you the one that happened to me most recently so I know that I was old enough not to imagine it and convince myself of it later.
Our high school was participating in a show combining the best musical talents of every high school in Toronto to take place in Massey Hall (a large very old concert hall down town) I got their hours early one day because I was in the area for other reasons and I had my novel so I thought I would read in the seats and not bother going home and coming back. As I walked in I asked the janitor what time it was he said "3:20โ as rehearsal was at 5:30 I went up to the top balcony without stopping and sat down to read my book. Traversing the stairs could not have taken more then 10 minutes before I opened my book. I was 3/4 though my first page when I felt startled but I couldn't place what had startled me. I looked up from my book and noticed my band teacher was setting up. I called down to him asking whether I should come down to help him. I assumed there must be much to do since he was there so early. He replied " what are you doing up there? We are about to start rehearsal! Everyone in the basement has been tuning for the past ten minutes!" I asked him what time it was while I gathered my things and he said "5:27, hurry up." I did the math and felt very shocked and detached from everything. I was a fast reader even in grade 10 and there was no way in hell it took me just under 2 hours to read 3/4's of a page.
Either I misheard the janitor somehow or I jumped forward though time.
socialwhiner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:18 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
it's 5:20 and he trolled you.
Monster_Claire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:06 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably... that's got to be it, right... RIGHT! LOL
314R8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sitting down with family for Christmas dinner. At the end of the meal a Bright light flashes over head. Like someone was with a flash just above everyone. No noise no smell nothing.
All 5 of us saw it and even checked the outside to see if anyone took a picture.
dizzlefoshizzle1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have several stories. One that sticks out the most to me was back when I was around 8. I was with a friend, and while we were playing I got this sudden urge to go into classroom section of my school (during break this is not allowed) So i told my friend what was up, and he objected to it. I took the long way around so I wouldn't get caught. As I was walking I heard a distinct crash like BAM. I looked around and found a key chain (collecting key chains was like every students hobby) Then I heard another crasking sound and i looked up, and noticed an Aid(We called the supervisors that) she yelled "Hey you!" and started to walk over to me. I was frantic to find a place to hide then i saw a girl around my age wave for me to run over to where she was. So i did when i turned the corner no one was there. I was extrememly confused and I specifically remember the girls giant grin and playfull wave. where she led me was a great hiding spot, and i scored on a free key chain.
Another story this is more recent. I was going to the restroom everyone was downstairs. So I finished and started to walk out. I heard this extremely loud bang. this one was distinct, like usually we hear cracking sounds, but this sounded like someone punched the wall as hard as they could. So I turned around and realized I forgot to flush the toilet. so I go and flush the toilet and proceed to walk out. Then there was another extremely loud sound except this one sounded like something fell. I actually jumped this time. I turned around and saw some fbreeze. i knew for a fact that this wasn't even in the bathroom when i walked in. I'm a bit freaked out at some point so I started to walk out, and i heard another crash sound, and i spun around used the pray and ran downstairs.
Vodis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I can't remember if I've told this one on Reddit before, but it's pretty relevant. More amusing than creepy, but it definitely struck me as bizarre at the time.
I was staying with my grandmother as a kid and we went over to the home of a friend of hers. I was on the porch, for some reason by myself (can't remember why; probably scraping mud off my boots or something) with granny's friend's cat. All of a sudden the cat looked me straight in the eyes and said "meow." It did NOT--I can't emphasize this enough--simply meow at me. It clearly, precisely, slowly enunciated the word "meow" (two syllables, mind you: MEE-ow) in what sounded like the voice of a human doing a particularly unconvincing impression of a cat. Like, someone who had only the most passing familiarity with what cats were supposed to sound like. If there had been anyone else there, and I hadn't been looking right at the cat at the time, there's no way in that person could ever have convinced me it was the cat that had said meow. Hell, even if I had been looking at the cat with someone else there, I would have had an easier time chalking it up to an act of ventriloquism than believing the cat had been the source of the sound.
If it was a Matrix-style black cat, it really would have made it, but it was just some fat calico.
gashintheattic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a lot younger (maybe about 11-12 years old) my Mum used to take my Sister and me up to stay in our Grandparent's caravan (a trailer to you guys across the pond) for short breaks in the school holidays. Where we were wasn't the most exciting place for someone of my age at the time, so a lot of the time I used to stay inside doodling away on some old school books. We get back a few weeks later and go visit my Grandparents at their home. We barely got inside the door and my Mum gasps and freezes. On the side of their window was a gift which my Uncle had brought them back from Kenya while we were away - a ceramic model of a tribesman which doubled as a money box (the head and shoulders) - a black guy, wearing a yellow shirt with a distinctive red V shape just below the neck, holding out his hand. Immediately we all went back to retrieve the books I had been doodling in to see I'd sketched the exact same thing. It's not as awesome and goosebump-inducing as some of the stories on here I've enjoyed reading, and is probably a massive coincidence but it's a cool story all the same.
Edit: I should also probably mention I'm colourblind, so what my family found most interesting was that the colours were pretty much exact matches.
kieuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I promise this is true. Late to the party but oh well.
I live in a semi-detached house, and the way the building is designed means that basically our neighbours' house is a mirror image of ours, which makes for a slightly surreal feeling if you ever go inside. Anyway that's not the interesting thing. I noticed it one day as I was coming back home. The room that is the 'reflection' of my room (and which happens to be next to mine) has the same colour wall paint as mine (a violety sort of pinky colour). It has the same colour of curtains as mine (squares of blue, green and purple). It even has exactly the same poster of the 'Tree of Life' (ie evolutiony branchy things) as mine, on the back of the wall that it shares with my room and near to the window - in other words, the equivalent position to my poster. In short, the room is an exact replica of mine in every detail that is visible from outside the house, except for being rotated by 180 degrees through a four dimensional plane.
There are five possible explanations of this that occur to me. They all seem about as improbable as each other:
1) It is pure coincidence. Recently I confronted one of my neighbours about this and it turns out that room was already decorated like that when they came to the house; I decorated my room two years ago.
2) It is a deliberate act of plagiarism or a deliberate practical joke (in which case I have great respect for the precision of the copying, right down to the poster which could only be accessed as a free gift from the Open University website after a program about Darwin). This would require conscious decision, and I don't remember entertaining these thoughts while I was decorating two years ago, so it wasn't me (unless I have forgotten my cunning prank or erased it from my memory), and it is hard to copy things that are in the future so it is unlikely to have been my doppelganger either.
3) The copycatting was due to some kind of subconscious influence that was not realised by the decorator. This seems unlikely because the only reason I have these curtains is that they were the only curtains that Oxfam happened to have, and they happened to have the right dimensions and complement the colour scheme.
4) The reflection is caused by some unknown external force, perhaps supernatural, perhaps a sentient alien or pan-dimensional being, or perhaps some strange, undiscovered natural law of sociology/physics/decoration. This also seems an unsatisfactory explanation, raising more questions than it answers.
5) I am having repeated hallucinations or have imagined the memories in which I see my room reflected.
Linkd3th ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Semi-glitch moment, on drugs so I never really attributed much to it.
Back in highschool I would smoke weed quite a bit with my friends, in lots of places. One night, four of us were hanging out in my car, having just left lacrosse for the day. We had a small pipe that day, and four people, so nobody was going to get too terribly high, so somebody decided to mix in a little salvia. I had smoked the stuff before and had experiences with the effects, usually a loss of connection to muscles or reality, but I had only ever taken large hits of salvia alone in waterpipes. We lit up the pipe and passed it around with a weed and salvia mix, and just hung out and talked about the usual teenage things. We had parked in an apartment parking lot on the edge of a small overlook, so we were all pretty relaxed and nobody was on edge. After awhile of the conversation I kind of quieted down as I usually do, as I am pretty reserved, content to let others tell stories and just reflect or throw in a few lines here and there. It is hard to explain, but the banter had been going back and forth normally, even a bit fast for a conversation, so when everybody started to trail off with their speech as I started to shift my attention elsewhere, I noticed pretty quickly. At first, I was totally silent, and after about 20 seconds so was everyone else. From fully fledged conversations between 3 people to absolute silence wasn't weird in itself, it was just the nature in how they had trailed off. I thought to myself a bit, started to question slightly why they had all shut up. As I conducted my mental monologue, conversation started to pick up, but I had a very strange feeling that it was tied to me directly. I started racing my mind, as only one with ADHD can, thinking about the entire day and life, homework, girls, all the usual stuff. Conversation resumed , and even sped up in tempo from what it had been before. I tested this again, gazing off out the window and focussing on distant things, only to have the conversation die down instantly. I though of angry thoughts, paranoid thoughts, anything I could think of, and my friends would respond in tandem with the emotional level of each of my thoughts almost to the point.
Pretty hard to explain honestly. tl;dr I smoked a tiny bit of weed/salvia mix and felt like a conductor or a puppeteer directed the ebb and flow of three other people's conversations without saying a word. I honestly think we all just sat there high or tripping out for 10-20 minutes, but nobody else said anything afterwards or acted like anything had occurred.
DontFinishSenten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some people from my halls at uni decided to go to a pub quiz, 4 questions in or something and none of us hear the question. Wait until near the end, and collectively decide "fuck it, we haven't won anyway" so I just put "Tiger Woods" down for the answer. Could have literally been anything, but a few minutes later they're reading out the answers... guess what?
It was motherfuckin Tiger Woods.
embercom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one is kind of lame in comparison:
I had just bought a new camera and wanted to test it out in low light. I decide to take a picture of this digital clock in my room with a red LED display of the time. Well as I'm taking a couple pictures, I look at the clock and swear it went back a minute instead of forward. Later I load up the photos on my computer and check the meta data for when each photo was taken, and sure enough the clock went from 7:59, to 7:58, to 7:59. I don't know, it was probably some glitch in the clock, but at the time it didn't seem like a clock could malfunction that way and I still think I jumped back in time one minute.
Isaac4G ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
you are know one minute younger.
ShunStanpike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I invented the iPod Touch in a dream. I had this dream in either middle school or early high school, definitely before 2007. I was a preteen girl who did not follow technology news, so there was no way I could have known that this would eventually happen. I dreamt I was on the school bus playing with a new mp3 player that I had won in a contest. It looked just like my big sister's iPod but you could customize the background and use all the same programs that you could use on a computer, even the internet! I woke up very very sad that this didn't exist. Now it does and I want my money.
Also, I spoke in tongues once, about 5 years ago. I'll never forget it. I walked into school and saw my friend. I thought, I should greet him and ask him a question about homework. My mouth made some sounds but immediately afterward I had no idea what I had just said. Not a clue. I asked him "Was I speaking in English?" He replied "what?" having not heard either thing I said. I'll never know what I said.
I get deja vu at least one a week.
GreyouTT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A few days before I was born, my great grandma died. When my mom and dad brought me home that night, he light turned on in my room. Nobody was in my room except the dog.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
YES THIS IS DOG
Vespaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me and my brother joke about this sort of stuff as it happens to us on occassions. We say that when something unusual happens loads of cameras on springs bounce out of the walsl as if we have figured out the conspiracy and there is no point of 'them' recording anymore.
eeLMNOPee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I worked for a system integrator in Northern VA outside of DC. The local realestate was way too $$ and I saw an ad in the local rag for a 1810 Log Cabin for rent in Furnace Mountain VA near Happers Ferry WVA. The place was rustic, too rustic but I liked it and moved in anyway. It was a pretty long commute but I liked living out in the country. I made the uneventful but pretty commute home on this one particular day, parked my vehicle (Jeep Cherokee Sport) and went into the cabin. After a few min I needed to go back outside for some reason and walking by the Jeep I saw something out of the corner of my eye, some motion by the Jeep. Turning around and looking at the Jeep I could see thru the windows an animal moving right to left on the far side of the Jeep, but at a height as tall as the vehicle. I could see the head and ears of what looked like a dog; but it did not compute.. What I was looking at would be as tall as a person and I felt frozen and had chills - what I was looking at did not add up. I stepped a bit closer to and realized it was a dog, a big German Sheppard, and it was IN MY JEEP - not on the far side as I had thought at first, this explained why it looked so far up off the ground. The dog was going back and forth from the front seat to the back seat and nosing at the windows.. I could not understand why there was dog in my vehicle.. Dog seemed happy and harmless so I opened the door with a stick or something in my hand just in case..and the dog jumped out, walked into the cabin, pee'ed on a wall, walked out the front of the cabin and trotted off in the woods, never to be seen again.. The Jeep had been closed all along, the only possible explanation was that driver window was open about 3 or 4 inches, the amount you open a window to ash a cigarette -- a few inches max.. the dog's head alone was bigger than the amount the window as open.. There were NO houses or people within any reasonable distance .. never figured it out
i-am-the-walrus789 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is just a cool coincidence. I went to Europe with some friends 2 years ago. We were walking around Paris and there was a street filled with small little cafe's and such. We walk into one, and my Best friend from elementary school is sitting in there with another guy I went to elementary with. I hadn't talked to either for probably 3 or 4 years. We've became great friends again since then
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 3 years ago, my uncle, grandparents and I were driving towards a cousin's house. As my uncle was driving, we noticed a man with a briefcase, almost like a door to door salesman, smiling and waving at us. It looked as if he wanted to hitch a ride somewhere.
After a good few kilometers, we reached the outskirts of the city that we just passed and at that point exited the same man out of a bus. This time, however, he was closer and he waved and smiled at us again.
A collective moment of mindfuck ensued, considering that he actually remembered our car which is nothing more than the millions of ordinary ones on the road.
actionpark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i used to play in 2 bands, but used a dumb disguise for one of them. my friend has a photograph of normal me in the crowd while disguised me is playing on stage. it makes no sense.
ScrottyMcboogerballs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:57:47 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Can you upload that pic?
actionpark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:40:35 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i'll ask my friend if he still has it and if so, i will.
Wheresthepollenbrian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not really a "glitch" but seems appropriate. Here goes.. Was staying the night at a good friend's house, can't remember if it was first or second year of high school but anyway we turn out the lights ready to call it a night. After a few minutes we notice a very small green glowing dot on the wall. It was one of those things that when you focused on it the light kind of diffused away but you could always see it out of the corner of your eye. It was weird enough to us that we mentioned it to each other but then it began to move. Each of us didn't really think it was (or want to I guess) really there. The trippy thing was that it would move around the wall very subtly with each of us exclaiming "now it's going left" or "up" or whatever the case. Sounds lame in retrospect but we must have been up for hours watching this thing. Still makes me feel weird remembering this, noticing that it was starting to move to the right and immediately my friend would say "it moved right a little" or somesuch. Had to be there but it was weird man.
xG33Kx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If I recall the story correctly, my grandpa looked after a relative's house after she died (forgot who D:). After going in to check on everything, he shut all of the lights off and left. As he got to his car, he noticed a bedroom light was on. He went back up to shut it off, thinking he just forgot that one, and went to his car. Again, it was on. He called an electrician over, and the electrician found nothing wrong. He is Catholic (not as pious as my Grandma), but not very superstitious. He had no idea what might have been happening except maybe a message from her spirit.
StringSky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 18 my sister which was going through 8th grade and brought home one of her new friends AND her sister. The thing is her sister had my age and we were born in the same date. Relax, Reddit there is where the matrix stopped fucking everything up.
However, for external reasons, both of them, ended up living with us. And without noticing it I ended up making coffee at 3am for both of us to accompany our long nights talking about non sensical shit. We used to go everywhere together, laugh together and sleep together in parks. We loved to go together and eat sushi. But, by the end of that year I was leaving to the United States to study medicine and she was leaving to Finland, back to her country. If it weren't for that detail we would have tried to be together.
However, right now we keep talking to each other through skype (yay smart phones!!!) and I'm saving money to go and pay her a visit. More than love as a couple, I love her as a sister, friend or partner, whichever you prefer. But I love Her! And I would die before giving up on being close to her!
PS: Sorry for my broken English. I'm still working on it. By the way, I'm not asian lol
holyhesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember one night I had a super vivid dream looking up at grey skies and stark black trees then a sudden flock of black birds fying away and then my eyes darted around in the brush as if I were running.
I woke up with a sheer sense of panic. It knew this feeling didnt come from me but a weird collective of feeling of panic from other people I can't really describe this feeling but it still lurches in my chest just thinking about it...
Anyways, I learned about the tsunami in Japan that happened the next day. To say the least I was in shock.
xStaabOnMyKnobx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
This isn't my moment, but my mom told me her old boss (who she was really close friends with) told her about this dream he had. On the night of 9/10/01, he had a dream that the large fuel depot that was a block away from the bar he managed exploded because someone drove a truck into it. I think we all know what happened the next day.
Bonus Dream: My friend, in a private conversation told me of this really bizarre dream he had. He dreamt he woke up in his bed and there was a women in a white dress sitting at the end of his bed. I don't remember exactly what happened, but he remembers asking her really important questions about life and she was giving really cryptic answers. I'll try to find out more.
TeddyBAOR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:20 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One night, five years ago or something, i had a dream about my little brother jumping out of the window in our house.( it was in third floor) I remember everything in the dream exactly as it was, and like two years later I suddenly woke up, me and my brother shared room so I instinctly looked at his bed and he was gone. I looked at the window thinking the worst. In the window was my brother sitting on his way to jump off. I jumped out of my bed, dragged my brother in on the floor, and at the same time he woke up. He was sleepwalking it seemed like. After that night I always call him as the first thing I do at the morning!! Fucking freaks the shit out of me still!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:58 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happened to my dad, not me. My dad was asked by his motorcycle club president to find old pictures of all of their rides. He looked all over his house but couldn't find any, figured he'd see if anyone else could find any. Cut to a few days later, he's at work and he gets pretty frustrated at one of his coworkers. He decides to spend his lunch break visiting his friend's grave.
My dad's friend Steve had committed suicide about 5 years ago. My dad still visits his grave just to visit, tell him how things are going, how we all miss him etc. So he goes back to work, his coworkers are clearing out some old boxes. My dad spots one of them labeled "Steve (hislastname)". He grabs it, brings it to his desk and opens it. It turned out to be a box full of photos, videos and other mementos of my dad's motorcycle club. He gave some to the motorcycle club president, most of the rest to Steve's family and kept a few for himself.
One of the pics he kept was of Me, My Dad, Steve and his son Michael at one of their club events. Still miss him. I guess that wasn't really a glitch in the system story but still a lot of weird coincidences.
gaaemmma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:57 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, So its my mothers story and she really thinks this is the wierdest thing ever.
Anyway, my mom her mother and her2 brothers are sitting and watching tv. She is drinking a cup of coffe with a small spoon in it. You know like you do, just chillin. She hade put the cup down and noobody had tuched it for about some mins. And then BAM, the spoon just flies through the room. There was no wind, noone moved no nothing. it just decided that fuck this shit, im outa here.
they all remember it pretty clearly and always jokes around with it. Still fucked up tho
pandabaer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:12 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This thread is really starting to remind me of this
gingersdoitbest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:47 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in 5th grade, and I absolutely LOVED my teacher and believed anything she said because her word was law. I had had a dream one night that my 10-year-old brain somehow confused with reality. In said dream, my beloved 5th grade teacher had said that another 5th grade teacher was lazy and fat and stupid and shouldn't be allowed to teach. A few days later, I was walking to my babysitter's after school after getting off the bus and talking to my friend who was in that other 5th grade teacher's class, and I informed him of what I was so sure my all-knowing all-mighty 5th grade teacher had said. He consequently went and told his teacher, who told my teacher, who yelled at me the next day saying that she would never say such horrible things about the other 5th grade teacher.
TL;DR My 10-year-old brain confused dreams with reality and freaked me out.
IamaHunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:24 on January 28, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Translation...you overheard your teacher bitching about the other teacher, you told your friend etc etc, and ofc your teacher is horrified to be caught bitching and denies everything. You just convinced yourself you were dreaming because you still believed everything your teacher said. Take it from a woman...that's how it works xD
gingersdoitbest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:21 on February 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
um I am a woman...and no I very clearly figured out it was a dream.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:24 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, for anyone that care about these things, oh.. 17 years or so ago I met up with my brothers at a classy bar on St. Patrick's Day. During the course of the night I saw a pretty older woman (35ish) that was hanging with a guy the same age definitely together as a couple. Here is where the weird part comes together: We caught eyes and from the first moment I knew I knew her. She immediately reminded me of an angel. (weird I know) She and he exhibited the same behavior/emotion. I kept looking back at her trying to remember why I would have these thoughts/memories. Couldn't figure it out. It was indeed out of the ordinary. Only happened once in my life.
amjam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:59 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger, maybe 10 or so, I was home alone and super sick with the flu. It was so bad that I could hardly stand, let alone walk because my fever/aches n pains were so intense. I was laying on the couch watching tv in the living room. (layout of my house; the living room and kitchen are attached in an L shape, and around the corner at the far side of the kitchen is the back door) At the time I had an outdoor cat, and whenever she wanted outside she'd sit at the back door, scratch at it and meow. She meowed for at least 5 minutes straight and it was giving me a headache and really just pissing me off 'cause I didn't want to get up to let her out because it'd cause me discomfort. I remember thinking "I really should go let her out" and literally in the blink of an eye I was standing at the back door. I don't remember getting off the couch, but I do vividly remember FLYING through the kitchen. I was moving SO fast everything around me was a blurr, and my feet weren't touching the floor. It freaked me out so much, I just grabbed my cat, cuddled her and laid down of the floor by the back door until my mom came home. It still freaks me out just thinking about it. I have NO IDEA how the fuck I got to the back door so quickly, when I could hardly even stand.
itsallgeektome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:58:50 on January 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happened about a couple of years back. My brother and I were driving down a dark road and it was well past midnight. We took a short cut through a road that cut through a typical south Delhi colony. My brother was driving pretty fast, when we noticed an old man, who at first seemed to be a ragpicker walk to the centre of the narrow street and stop dead. He turned and looked into our direction rather slowly and eerily. Now in Delhi you can find a lot of ragpickers walking about dressed in whatever the poor souls can afford, but this guy was wierd. First he was distinctly foreign looking - pink skin, pale eyes - definitely not your usual indian ragpicker. And secondly, in the maddening heat of june, he was dressed in what seemed to be a plumage of black feathers. We were naturally startled, as we swerved the car around him and continued forward trying to get a grip on what we saw. We forgot about him when about 6 months later, around the same time around midnight, while driving, i see him walking in the centre of a busy highway road on top of a flyover. I didnt dare to linger and drove on.
A few days later, i noticed around the same flyover a few long black rags fluttering atop the branches of a tall tree, that loomed over the very same spot where i last saw this man. Wierd thing was that the tree was so high, that no one could possibly reach the branches without a ladder. Still wonder if it was just an old loony or something more.
Chandelures ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:59:21 on May 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So i had these two towels They were both identical except on the tag one had my name one had My brother's name. Then, ten years later, i lost mine, and my brother still had his. Two years later, we move and we had 3 off the same identical towels.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:32 on June 18, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
With the names written on the tags though?
Pathboi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:39 on June 11, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time when I was in class I dropped my pencil and it bounced of my shoe and rolled under the desk, I spent like 5 min looking for my pencil and my friend next to me saw me looking for it and I asked him did he see where it went and we were both looking for it for about 10 min and still couldn't find it. And at the end of the class I found my pencil in my backpack so I asked my friend if he saw me put it in there(I thought maybe I did it and didn't remember) but he said no he saw it roll under the desk also.
alolinator ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:27:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone in this thread needs to read Demon Haunted World...
JeffertonAlive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:38:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
yes, after reading the Demon Haunted World, they'll realize every aspect of perception, reality, space, and time is thoroughly covered and explained
CosmicChrist ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:40:26 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
1: A long time friend of mine and I (going on 25+years now) were at his grand fathers place for some fishing and just chilling out during the summer months. We just finished going for a dip in the lake during the night because of the humidity was a b. As weโre laying down on the dock staring up at the big dipper, we simultaneously turn to each other and say to each other โDID YOU JUST SEE THAT?โ we get up like a bat out of hell and run towards his grand fathers house as fast as we can. We blast open the door and run inside the house to the kitchen where his g-pa was and asked us what all the commotion was about. After catching our breaths we tell him the story. We had seen was the two last start on the handle of the big dipper just change positions like the one on the end just moved clock wise on the upper half of the handle and the second star swung under, going clock wise, they just changed places. He thought we were seeing things but we insisted that we should call the police or the local new station to see if anyone else had noticed it...To this day I cannot explain how that was possible. If anyone were to ask him about that event heโll tell you the same story.
2:When I was a 4 years old I suddenly woke to this eerie feeling that something was watching me. I turn to my head to look on my left side and noticed what I could only describe as being a gargoyle. The demon entity held staring straight at me, as if it was on duty to terrorise. I couldnโt see its features, just an outline of it, and the fact that it was blacker then black really burnt that image into my memory. It fluffed or repositioned its bat like wings, which had a wing span of over 6ft, and just continued to have this piercing stare. I have never been so afraid in my life that I could not even scream, I tried to but it was just blank. So after trying to scream I thought what if I did scream would it try attacking me, so I decided the best option would be not to make any sudden moves and deny acknowledgment of its existence hoping it will fade away back into the abyss it had been summoned from. After what felt like hours of looking straight up at the ceiling and not moving I finally fall back into sleep. When I woke up in the morning I look over onto the dresser where I had seen it perched to find nothing... still puzzled by the event I run out of my room and find my mother to ask if there was any laundry on my dresser last night or if she had removed anything off my dresser. She looked at me O_o like...no...why? I never did tell her till I was in my late teens about why I asked her that question that day. Sometimes I get the feeling like it is waiting for me...
3:I used to live on this horse farm where the owner of the property โChopsโ side note, Chops was what I knew his name as, it was his nick name but as far as I was concerned and quite literally that was the only name I knew him as. I donโt know where he got the name from etc..Moving on...I was around 5 years old I loved hanging out with him, he would show me how to take care of the horses all his cool racing gear for them and even let me control them while he was sitting next to me in the wagon. Point is I had the utmost respect for this guy and considered him a dad. A few years pass on and he was diagnosed with a brain tumour, as a kid I found it really confusing why he couldnโt be treated and cured but thatโs beside the point. He passed away and my parents said that I was too young to go to his funeral, I was livid at them that they would make that kind of decision for me. I have never been so agro at anyone in my whole life. To this day I still feel bad about never knowing where he had been buried so I could say goodbye. Years pass... I wake up from sleeping on the couch in the living room and look into the kitchen, between the kitchen and the living was an island partition, I see this mist like figure standing in my kitchen looking at me with its arms crossed just watching me in discontent. There was no details to the face or body just an outline of this white mist fogy object in the shape of a man 6ft tall. I knew who it was right away and understood why they were disappointed. I went back to bed and decided to change my ways in my life. I was raising hell around that time in my life, so I think that explains the visit...
4:This one dream that hasnโt come to pass yet...or maybe it has and we havenโt woken up to the hidden reality yet? There are many people shackled feet, hands, and neck, in rows 3 people wide with countless amounts of people in front and behind me. The walls are made of concrete, extremely thick and high enough not to escape. As Iโm walking with my head down, shuffling along with the masses I look up to my right and notice a demonic like beast man, pointing, turn to the left while whipping people who try to disobey or revolt and just randomly hitting people with his bull whip, just utter control and dictating the path of all of us. All of a sudden I am in the air outside that secret prison. Looking straight ahead I see a white obelisk in the distance. I plant my feet onto the ground, looking ahead of me is this huge marble like or granet stone outdoor pool, itโs not deep but just a very large body of water. I had that dream when I was a child, I still donโt know what that dream truly represents. My hunch is the hidden agenda of the global elite, after 10 years of research of 911 learning about the occult and the esoteric knowledge that dream surely paints a different picture for me. While on my journey of the truth of 911 I looked at a picture of Washington, lowe and behold instant flash back of that dream it was the exact place I had been dreaming about. Except there was no obvious secret prison in sight in RL...
5:Not so dramatic dream which came to pass in RL I was 23 at the time and I was going to go compete in a Down Hill MTB race. I had never been on this course and this was my 2 time in 4 years racing in Down Hill. The night before the race I was dreaming about pre-riding the course, walking up and down the track picking my lines before the major event. In my dream I raced and won. The next morning I told my roommates about my dream and they were like โcrazy,โ not really giving a shit or believing me lol...I went to the race that day. I take the chair lift to the top and had a great feeling about the race. I was pumped from my dream the night before. The track was very similar to my dream. I remember some sections which stuck out in my dream but to tell you the truth while racing youโre in the moment and not concerned with soaking in the surrounding environment, you just go! I get to the bottom and put down my bike people are cheering but I really donโt notice what about. I go back to the lift again to do another run, this event was having a two race event the same day. Do my run and get to the bottom and people are cheering again, I just assumed it was normal and didnโt think much of it. I was pumped on how well I felt about the run. I start to walk towards some friends of mine having a few beers when they come blasting towards me yelling holy shit you won both events...I have the medals still to this day :) I stopped racing after that lol.
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:57 on March 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If it makes you feel any better about the second one, hallucinating shadowy crouching "demons" is a fairly common and well-documented part of Sleep Paralysis. Don't get me wrong, I get really pissed off at various "you just hallucinated it" dismissals that pop up too often, especially on the internet, and I fully believe in and have been privy to experiencing prescient dreams, ghosts, etc, but in terms of that one it was probably Sleep Paralysis and you can relax about it - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
Great contributions overall.
CosmicChrist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:07 on March 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
How interesting, the wiki link you attached had the same image of the gargoyle creature as what I had seen from my experience, go figure...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/Augustins_cauchemar_03.JPG
You know before I would have fully considered this concept, but after all the things I've experienced in my life time I will not accept that it was sleep paralysis. I appreciate your input, thanks.
lolmossad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:25 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
your username says troll or mentally deficient but i like to belive your story is true and your PKD reborn
CosmicChrist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:24 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey man, I'm not here to convince you or anyone, and I'm sure you're aware of that. One thing I'm trying to understand is the correlation between my name and being a troll/mentally deficient? No hard feelings, just felt like it was uncalled for.
plutarchus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:32 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I sent you a private message. Please read it.
lolmossad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:26 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
alot of crazy people get delusional and believe they are napolean, the messiah etc so just riffing on your christ username and your style it's relation to my favourite but craziest author
and ps i meant as very skillful troll parody of the rest of the threads.
Sugar_buddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:03:51 on February 5, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if troll, or...holy shit that's terrifying...
yidnak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:50 on February 25, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favourite crazy author, if you don't mind my asking?
space_monster ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 03:32:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once had a dream that a cute little brunette who was bound & gagged in my rape dungeon was wearing a sweater with a bear's face on it. Lo and behold, 2 weeks later...
Lots42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
a bear ate your face.
oddfuture445 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:27:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No, a face ate his bear.
Lots42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Well, technically, faces do do eating.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I went to see The Matrix because people said that it was good, but it was bad.
Kowzorz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I found a strand of hair of a girl I haven't seen for 2 weeks when I visited home 8 hours away wrapped around my balls this morning in the shower.
sweetjesusfacefuck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:51 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you should shower more often.
Skipzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:40 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Not my story, but my sister's. This happened in the Philippines during the 90's. She was in college and had a roommate. It was the weekend and usually my sister spends the weekends with us instead of staying at her dorm. So its Sunday afternoon. my sister's roommate hears a door knock. she answers it, it was my supposedly my sister. My sister's doppelganger (or ghost as my sister's roommate keeps telling us) comes into their room and just stands there and says nothing the entire time. around 630pm we dropped off my sister to her dorm. and her roommate freaks out and tells her the whole story of what happened. weird thing was, my sister was with us the entire time...
edit: you have to remember, this happened in the Philippines where ghost stuff are more, frequent and what not.
scotteggshell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:22 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I turn off streetlights when I pass.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:49:11 on January 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:39 on January 31, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do it also, only when walking.
overtly_covert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:39 on April 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My life is basically a string of very odd coincidences, far too many too remember.
Here's what happened TODAY: One of my favourite hip-hop artists is DOOM (aka MF DOOM). Used to listen to him all the time, subscribed to his facebook, etc. Just like any other interest of mine, it comes in waves: sometimes I don't listen to him for quite some time. Well, today I decided to listen to DOOM all afternoon while I worked (music while working is fairly uncharacteristic of me), for the first time in maybe 6 months. I get home and open up facebook, and the first story is from DOOM. I hadn't seen any news from DOOM in just as long.
Maybe less legitimate, but also today: I try to write myself "To do" lists to make myself feel more productive, but most of the time I forget. Today I remembered to do it and, since it's Friday, I decided to be silly and included "Chill the fuck out" as one of my action-items. Then I found this thread, and reading it has given me constant chills down my spine :|
These might seem kind of lame, like "Oh, well you can assign arbitrary significance to events to make everything seem like a coincidence," but like I said these are just what's happened TODAY. Yesterday I was reading an article when a completely unrelated Arcade Fire song got stuck in my head. As soon as I recognized it as Arcade Fire, I scrolled down to find a comment mentioning Arcade Fire. I wish I could remember more, but they happen so often that I just dismiss them as the background noise of my unreasonably synchronous life.
edit: TL;DR the universe is conspiring to fuck with my brain on a daily basis
TekTekDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have had dreams about tornadoes at least once a week since I was 10.
Madhadda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
2 years back around Halloween time I was driving home from work in the dark. I had been imagining all the creepy things that go along with this "Holiday" , and sort of lost myself in thought. As I kept driving I pictured a black cat walking out in front of my car near the corner of street I lived on. Of course I didn't think much of it until I turned on that street. Sure enough, A black cat had perrfectly timed his crossing exactly where I had imagined. He stopped to look at me as I sat in awe, waiting for him to again begin his crawl.
SaintAtomsk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I experience deja vu a few times a day, its pretty intense sometimes
sporeguya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I've seen this comment before.
ceejiesqueejie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me too, only when I experience it I can remember that I had dreamed exactly whats happening, I can even remember the day/night I dreamt it, even what I was wearing that day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Slightly related. I once had a dream where I was lying face up on top of a grave in a cemetary, and I felt a finger poke me in the back. It felt so real I screamed aloud in my sleep and my mum came rushing into my room asking what happened.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was with my dad and sister in Indiana during Celebration 3 back in 2004. One the street they were showing off some R2D2 type car "thing". Anyways, we looked at it for a few minutes and then kept going. Two seconds later we realize we never took a picture of the thing. We turn back and car is GONE. To this day I still can't figure out how the thing moved so quickly.
Pandamabear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
keep in mind, of all the forms of evidence that science can take into account, statistically speaking, eyewitness accounts are the least reliable.
Having said that, i've had experiences that seem to defy all logic and scientific explanations.
blast73 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:56:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have two, the first one is when I was 3 to 4 years old. I was lying in my crib face down when I though I heard something. It got louder and louder until I realized it was buzzing, like how a dragonfly my sound flying around.
The sound travelled towards me from behind me, then I felt a really hard pinch, but not a small one like two fingers would feel but like someone grabbed a bunch of my skin in their fist. The sound then left my room and I cried and went to my parents room.
The other is that one night when my sister was staying at a friends house one night I went to sleep in my bed and woke up in hers with no idea how I got there. It has never happened again but I often have things happen that I don't remember when I get up, my mother often says that when she wakes me up I talk to her and confirm that I am up but 10 minutes later she comes back in to get me up again and I don't remember being awake or having the conversation.
Nixhatter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream it was going to snow, then it did! YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!
moomooland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
much like most kids in the late 90s, i was a pretty big NBA fan, collecting the upper deck cards etc
last night i caught some "keeping up with the kardashians" that my housemate was watching, i asked what team that guy plays for and i was told new jersey nets.
i laughed and said, there's no such team and looked it up on the internet.
good god.
new franchise?
nope.
and as far as i'm concerned, anyone saying that they knew this team back in the 90s is part of the matrix and cannot be trusted.
TimeTravelMishap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The majority of the things in this thread are my fault. I'm sorry I mess with your heads so much but I swear I really don't mean too.
MarkHawkCam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure how this happened but I picked up and played Saints Row 3 and ... it turned out AMAZING!
Clearly a mistake in the matrix. Also they screwed up everything that was good about Red Faction Armageddon Gorilla with the sequel.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:40:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Red Faction: Gorilla would be an awesome game.
barcelonatimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I remember distinctly being in about 2nd grade and having a dream. My mother used to work and attend school at night so I would set my alarm clock of a morning so I could get up, fix some p-tarts, and catch some toons before school. In my dream I was donnatello(sp) in the TMNT 3 game and I was running around in 2d hitting people with my bow. Anyways I hit this pole by accident and it gives off this ringing sound...the ringing sound was my alarm clock. Easy explaination is that the alarm was going off an instant before this and it persuaded my dream... but I truly believe my internal clock was just good enough to judge the time(although, I know that sounds crazy...anyway, you guys wanna see my rape dungeon?)
haarfagre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Once on reddit, I tried to post something but it didnt go through. So I posted it again... and suddenly there was two exact similar posts!
The_Exacerbator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was at work when a customer came in that looked like a rather pallid Simon Pegg. Some co-workers commented on it but then we went back to work. Not 5 minutes later, a super-tan Garey Busey storms through the store, looking rather determined in a sharp suit. Again, my co-workers and I thought it was funny to see another celebrity lookalike that was so darn close to the original. Back to work. THEN a frigginโ blonde Keanu Reeves strolls up and asks for help looking for something. I mean, seriously, this guy was his spitting image, just with blonde hair. It was at this point that my co-workers and I started joking that the matrix was glitching and recycling faces.
But the really weird thing? We know we saw 4 lookalikes that day, but we can only remember 3 of them. No matter how hard we try, we just cannot remember the 4th one. Itโs maddening! We figure the Matrix is less glitching and more screwing with us for kicks. Jerky computerz.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Me and my roommates did not have any oven mitts, yet one day I opened the drawer next to our stove and found one. I went to Roommate A and asked him, "Is this your oven mitt?". He said no. I went to Roommate B and asked him if the mitt was his. He also said no. I only have three roommates, so I concluded that it must belong to Roommate C. When Roommate C got home I asked him where he got the oven mitt. He had no idea what I was talking about. I assembled all the roommates, and we confirmed that none of us knew where this oven mitt came from. It is still a mystery.
_NeuroManson_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Schrodinger's Egg?
susuhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This. Fucking ALWAYS messes with my head.
Ref101010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Happens to me all the time.
Also when I'm going to the laundry room. The first key I try on my keychain doesn't fit, so I try the second one. Doesn't fit either, so I try the third and last one. It does fit either, so I go back to the first one... and then it fits... Every. single. time...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably going to get buried but I had a really freaky occurrence years ago. Was sleeping and dreaming about something (can't remember what). Anyhow there's a loud noise and I wake up and open one eye and my sister is standing in my room and says "oops sorry didn't mean to wake you". Basically she'd knocked a pile of books off my desk when she'd slipped in to return one of said books that I'd let her borrow. That's not the weird part.
The weird part is that you know how I opened only one eye? In the open eye I saw her and my room and everything in the "real world" but in my closed eye I was still seeing my dream. So I close my other eye and now I could see my dream in both eyes. Open one and I was back to seeing two different things (it was really weird and my vision was tripping out from the confusion of my eyes seeing two separate things).
Anyhow I went back to sleep and woke up later remembering that. Thought it was probably just all a dream until later that day when my sister was like "I'm really sorry I woke you up earlier, I was just trying to put your book back."
Needless to say bricks were shat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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ScaryFatMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
maybe your mom put it there? (just trying to help lol)
sagradia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Last year, I was on a dating website and there was a girl from another country who said she was interested in my profile. She seemed interesting but I didn't consider it because of the distance.
Later that week, however, I was dropping off my friend for the airport and we planned to have dinner where he said he invited a female friend who wanted to see him before he left for Asia. He briefly mentioned her name, and how he met her, and it was very funny because it reminded me of the girl from the dating website - her name, and that she dances.
I mentioned to my buddy that I was talking with someone online who sounded just like his friend, however she was from another country.
So we went to go meet his friend, where we planned to eat ...
And bam!
Somehow, the girl from another country I was talking with online, was also my buddy's friend from breakdancing circles and happened to be studying in my city. The very same week I am talking with her, we happen to inadvertently have dinner together.
The mind trip gave me such a headache I had to excuse myself from dinner, threw up outside on the sidewalk, and told my buddy to find his own way to the airport.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:08 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hope someone sees this, late to the party but worth the shot.
My classmate and I were on the 4th floor of our college building. We decided to go to the 3rd floor to play some games on the computer room (yeah, we have a room where 30 computers can be used by students for Facebook-ing or gaming, youtubing, and others). So we arrived at the 3rd floor and walked the hallway, looking for the computer room. Didn't find it. So we thought, "is something wrong or are we stupid to think it's on the 3rd floor?" so we went down another floor..lo and behold, it was the ground floor.
TL;DR: 3rd floor was missing.
andy1633 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:25:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sitting on. the bus going to school. Saw this girl get on at the same stop as me then 20 mins later I swear the same girl got on the bus again and the original girl was gone! I sat confused for a while now. :(
andy1633 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry iPod typing *I'm still confused
gnadlaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My mom had two black cats, freaked me out everytime I came to visit. One is dead now so I guess that The Matrix fixed the glitch.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:40:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream about a bunch of guys killing Gaddafi. Can't remember all of it, but they sort of forced him to jump off a bridge. Like pirates do when they force someone to walk the plank: "it's not us killing you, it's the ocean". Anyway, a week later, he died for real, although not the way I dreamt it to be.
SpockAndRoll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Probably belongs in /r/nosleep, but I figured there's already a lot of ghost/paranormal things in this thread. Anyways, a friend of mine and her mother were riding the subway in New York I believe, and had their picture taken.
In the background is what they believe to be a ghost. I thought it was poster, but it looks like a window or a door behind them. Not sure.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:36 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder... why "ghosts" on photos are always black and white?
Gammro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:42:00 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just the internet as a whole. fucking. cats. everywhere.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:31:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh, shit. thats fucking bizarre dude.
whitebait01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And we'll never know what it was... ಠ_ಠ
pranavrc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a 1st grade kid, I had a dream about peeing in bed, and I woke up to find that I'd actually done it.
starmandelux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So, this one time I was convinced my friend's dog ate my goldfish, but then my friend told me I never had any gold fish. But then why did I have the bowl?
lookieausername ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:49:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend is trying to cover his (and his dogs) ass
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
dont know if this is a "glitch in the matrix story" but nearly everyday for the last year or so when i check the time on my phone it is almost always something like 11.11am or 2.22pm or 3.33pm etc..(I dont have my clock set to the 24 hour clock) Didn't think anything of it the first few times but it happens at least twice most days, its so weird.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger (middle school) I used to spend all summer on the internet. One day I was just internetting along when one day my computer started acting wonky. All of a sudden it starts typing.
"I'm there right now," it says.
Young me, supposedly alone, thinks to himself, "well that's creepy, I must have downloaded a trojan or something and someone's just trying to freak me out."
Then the computer says, "grab the knife there on the desk."
For some reason that christmas my grandpa had given me this massive Bowie knife for christmas. (We're kind of rednecks, its a legit gift for a 13 year old.) It just so happened that this gigantic knife was sitting right next to the keyboard at the time.
Needless to say that part freaked me the fuck out and I had a "well that's enough internet for today" moment. I unplugged my computer and went outside to play.
thethrowacct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I am a man, I have no active law enforcement family members. I have been pulled over for speeding, (53 in a 30) not wearing a seat belt, and my SO has been pulled over after having a few to drink and speeding home. The time I was speeding I was going way too fast for the zone and the officer took my license and registration, when he came back he gave me a little lecture on how I would not get a fine for going that far over the speed limit I would get a court date. After that he said slow down and have a nice night. The guy was my age or younger. I have no idea why I have been let go on more than one occasion. I can tell you that I have gotten some questioning looks from the officers as they walk back to their vehicle.
FernsAreFine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was playing badminton in gym class in junior high when the shuttlecock (lol shuttlecock) flat out disappeared the moment I hit it with my racquet. Several people were watching no one ever figured out where it went. Called Bungi, reported a glitch.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
sitting in my apartment in williamsburg about to go to brunch with my gf when we decided that we'll go to the park after we eat. Didn't say a word about it (we're both sure) while eating
We pay our bill, and start walking towards the subway when a stranger smiles at us and says "enjoy the park guys!"
I just say "thanks!". Pause. then turn to my gf-- who's face turns to WTF once she realizes what just happened.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:15:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hey you guys, I have an apt in Williamsburg
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
Oh hey you guys, I like to do drugs.
Edit: Yeah, I sorta got you there.
NoTimeToBleed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was in a dance show aged about eleven and we were performing in an old theatre. Performers are usually quite superstitious and the tradition in that theatre was that your performance would go well if you kissed a white wall in the corridor leading up to the wings of the stage just after you'd had your bright lipstick put on.
Anyway, one girl kissed the wall, and she had on a shade of lipstick that was much more orange than the pinks and dark reds of the other lipsticks on the wall because she had an olive skin tone (everyone else was really pale white.) Her kiss mark was really noticeable on the wall. She was sixteen at the time. Later she found a photo that her mum had taken of her, aged four, kissing that same spot on the wall with that same lipstick. She purposefully kissed it aged sixteen because it was a blank spot, stooping down low where people were usually too tall to reach, and some of the kiss marks next to that were in the photo of her aged four, so they'd lasted for probably more than twelve years.
Jestrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I get these "Truman show" feelings all the time, kind of like the world is stage for me or something. And once in a great great while I will see this random person at the supermarket or gas station that looks very familiar, and they give me a very odd look. I have decided that it must be that the same extras are being used and are sometimes recycled in different scenes.
Drake903 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:37 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK IT, IM DONE WITH THIS THREAD.
mjolle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:59 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Given the immense number of comments (14 000+) I'll prolly be buried deep, but I'll give it a shot.
My dad told me once about something wierd that he remembers from when he was young. He's 65 today.
At one or a few occasions he would stare at a clock. Regular wall watch. Stare at it for a while, and suddenly it seemed the ticking of seconds would seem to slow down. Little by little, but definitely noticeable difference. After a little while he would experience the seconds passing by quite slowly, taking like 3-4 times longer than normal.
I'm sure there is a natural explanation, but I came to think of it.
One time he saw something can only be explained as a UFO (not necessarily flying sauser, but something unidentified), but I guess that's material for another thread.
Krazistar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:51 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a flying object too. Was yours a small sphere?
mjolle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:25 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As I recall, my dad saw something shaped like a cigar (or something like that) hovering above the tree line one night in the woods, and it moved about a bit. After a little while, it took off rapidly and he couldn't possible keep up.
Purv-Dawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:38 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've experienced coincidences that I cannot explain that are downright eerie. When I was in my mid 20's, I was partying with a group of guys in one of the most remote areas in Georgia. We were all high and some of us had been drinking. The owner of the house we were visiting had an early Ford Galaxy 500 that we had been looking at. Shortly thereafter, a friend of theirs that i didn't know showed up and wanted to take the car for a spin. I discouraged the youngest two of the group to go and talked them into staying with me because the driver was drunk. Six of them piled in the car and they raced down the highway and made it home safe. When the driver left for home, in his own vehicle, he flipped it on a curve and died. We were all in shock over the accident because we all knew it could have been six or eight dead people if it had happened an hour earlier. What really makes it strange is that the next morning I was visiting my friend who had been with us and someone loudly blew through the stop sign at the intersection he lived at. My friend's wife started screaming from the kitchen that the brother of the man who had died the morning before was driving the truck that raced through the intersection and the windshield had been shattered with bird shot from a shotgun blast. He did survive with pellets in his face but what are the chances?
On a separate note: Two of my uncles died on the same day of the year, one year apart, both on their father's birthday.
Jonyschuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:28 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i was on an airplane flying to london, half watching the the new Indiana Jones movie. I get really nervous on planes and i often do a mental countdown of how many hours are left in the flight, my ipod was tucked deep into my backpack so i asked the girl next to me what time it was. At the very exact moment she replied "five" Indiana in the movie said "five" i was stunned and couldn't believe what shit just happened, it was so weird. What makes it even weirder was right after she said that i quickly rummaged and grabbed my ipod it was like 5:01 she wasn't even rounding up or down. I also had another weird number thing happen to me on my trip, i didn't own a laptop at the time to i had to use the stupid internet kiosk in the mall to send emails. So one evening i scrounged some change and made the walk down to the mall. I counted the amount on the way and i had enough for 12 minutes. First machine i walked up to had exactly 12 minutes left on it, or something minuscule like 12:23.
And_All_That_Jazz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:18 on February 15, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, finding this thread now after what happened just under an hour ago. Today when I wasn't at home, my flatmate got greeted by a random cat in our apartment. Showing animalistic instinct to hunt our bird, luckily the bird was in a cage. So all ended well that time around. Now just a short while ago I hear a sound in the living room, like my bird was jumping down in the sand on the bottom. Which it usually never does, so I go and check in the living room. And there was a black cat looking at the covered caged, some 8 hours if not more from when the cat was thrown out. No widows where left open for later intrusions. I can't figure out how he got in, or how I didn't hear anything. We live on second floor and none of our neighbors have cats. This is just weird, my heart jumped a bit when I saw the cat in the dark.
toonces37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:53 on July 3, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's been a year since this happened and my parents still don't believe us.
At my house, we have two living rooms, one about twenty feet around the staircase from the other. One of them has a piano in it. The piano is electric, but it sounds like a real piano. It has a cover that slides over the keys and it makes a loudish click when it turns on.
On afternoon in summer, my brother and I were home alone in the living room WITHOUT the piano. We were playing a board game when I heard a low note on the piano. I asked my brother if he had heard it and he said yes. Neither of us had heard the click. We walked around the stairs and looked at the piano. The cover was down over the keys and when we slid it back, the piano was still off. Then I turned it on and found the note that we had heard. Then we turned off the piano, put the cover back, and kept playing the board game.
When our parents were home, we told them and they just joked about how our house was apparently haunted and we should get the idiots from the T.V. show Ghosthunters to check it out.
dusmeyedin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:33:45 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time I was at a large open place filled with vegetation and I saw a flat surface with writing on it. The surface appeared to be a map of some sort, and there was a red dot saying YOU ARE HERE.
Chills ran up my spine as I looked, because I really was there! How did the map know that???
lookieausername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it wuz a gost. (AWOOOOOOO)
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:37:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I saw your comment. And the image of a dude fucking a giraffe is so imprinted in my mind that I can finally get these creepy stories out of my mind to sleep. It's a bit difficult to sleep with this erection though...
D3FEATER ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
tell me about it. mine won't go away.
allswaggedout ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:32:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Predicted Tom Brady would throw a screen pass to Wes Welker. Shit got real.
an4life3504 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:13:11 on January 23, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ma Trix GBFC Just think about it.. Theres more universes and realities of our entity than our mind could even comprehend...Every single thing you do creates another existence relative to your complete consciousness..anyway It was about midnight and My uncle called our house phone. I was 16 at the time gettin B%hez on the house phone..you know it 90's kids...and my call is interrupted by a collect call from our county jail..near chicago large population full scale prison...I'm thinking s^t man which one of my friends needs 500 bucks for a quick bail out. It's my uncle, he's somewhat calm yet somewhat nervous it was the most obscure impression he gave me as he quickly mumbled that he needed to speak with my parents. Mind you my parents have supported him a lot through life..he's mostly alone so we were his first option. Family for life..anyway I get my ma and tell her to hurry cus I was nirvana-teen-angst ridden and I sit down to hear what's goin on. My mom has a surprised look on her face finds out he needs 10 grand for bail out doesn't want tos ay what for but we need to come quick cause they're beating his ass calling him whitey..(I'm white, his detainment officers were black..we live in a 50/50 area love my black boys people are people but to these officers it was a race thing as my uncle is the nicest guy...) so we needed to go quick she hands my Dad the phone he talks to mark tells him we'll come but says hes pissed and it better not be anything violent or extreme..my dad and I race to pick him up (15 min drive) and finally get to the 300 ft long drive way with two check points and metal detectors, finally get to the window and say my uncles name..officer says no one is there by that name.. so we tell them we know he is..cause he just called from the exact number...showed the officer the number he said that the number that called is a specific number given to outgoing calls from within the individual payphone cubicles..so someone from inside called our house..with that known they took us inside as the most recently picked up prisoners matching the description came forward...he wasn't there...we do a little more talking about what could've happened then we roll out of jail town...Were angry and we get some wendy's delicious frostness. so refresing..|||SIDE BAR||| Please tell me you have been noticing how dainty and disgusting all fast food and low to midscale resturant food has become! I cook 100% of my own food now it has mad me realize how despicable the industry is. Best part is..IT ALL COSTS A LITTLE BIT MORE...|||END||| We take the drive back to the highway and head towards my uncles house..we arrive in about 20 minutes knocking on his door. He comes to the door half naked/ half asleep, pissed off wondering what we wanted. We told him what happened and he said absolutely not he was dead asleep. He works from 3 a.m - 5 p.m. Hes an honest man and he was definitley asleep he couldn't have and didn't go to the inside of the prison in which the call came from, from a specific number used solely by the prisoners under supervision of the guards inside. In some other universe, my uncle was in jail haha. My mom, my dad, and I all spoke to him, were all sober at the time, and are all very intellectually sound/consciously aware. It was him on the phone, same voice, same mannerisms and use same nicknames for which he calls each of us. No one aside from my other 4 immediate family members know the nick-names he uses. He would never do something like this as a joke. Once again the call came from inside the Guard operated Inmate phone cubicles. SO MESSED UP. Kind of makes your head hurt. And now even I don't want to shut this laptop to see the nasty darkness. Sigh. McDonald's BREAKFAST AHHH Gains 5 lbs. the american way* GBFC
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:59:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Coming out to myself as trans felt just like taking the red pill and popping out of that little goo-filled bubble. Shit was absolutely insane for a while.
Then I was like "oh wait of course I'm a dyke" and everything is peachy now. Blamo.
DaMountainDwarf ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time, I pooped this very long poop, then when I finished and looked in the toilet there was nothing. Then I wiped... nothing. Amazing.
helclaw9123 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:50:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I always wanted my girlfriend to let me do anal on her. She always said no because she said that weird things always happens when she accepts anal. After begging and pleading for a little over a week she finally allowed it. It was very tight at first but she eventually loosened up. When I climaxed inside, I asked her if she enjoyed it. She wasn't responding. I then got worried and asked "are you ok?" She started coughing and semen dripped from her mouth. The weirdest thing ever.
BigSooz ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 04:38:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a female and a male once gave me an orgasm during sex, WITHOUT me manipulating my clitoris the entire time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"No, no, no, no, the C.L.I.T.'s real. The C.L.I.T.'s real, all right. It's the female orgasm. That's the myth."
berryGentLEman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:34:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Last summer, i did a lot of sneaking around in the dead of night. Not really anything significant, just hanging out with a friend of mine. One week, however, i snuck out a total of three times. The first night, i was just about to cut through a dirt road leading up to my neighborhood (alabama) when i heard this panting behind me. I turned and froze. A white dog was just standing there, watching me. Okay, then. Freaked the fuck out, i continued on my path. I turned around again and it was running in the opposite direction. My adolescent stoned mind did not hesitate to dub the dog my "spirit animal". (This might have just been a coping mechanism for dealing with my unreasonable fears.) Next night, i'm walking along the main road, and the same fucking dog ran up to me, barked once, and disembarked. Now, this probably wasn't the exact same dog, but it was white and of the same species. Again, i was stoned, and it might not have been as significant as i made it out to be. On the third and final night, I was about to walk in my house when I heard a jingle of sorts. It turned out to be a brown-ish retriever. I imagined it was a fucking barrage of dogs, and my "spirit" dog was the leader of the angelic good-guy dogs. Again, i was blazed. My neighborhood is dominated by cats. Dogs have no place in my southern suburb. TL:DR A conflict of spirit dogs
ReporterPhilConnors ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:44:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
In 1993 I was covering the annual Groundhog Day event in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. I woke up the next morning on what should have been February 3rd, but everyone I talked to was convinced it was still Groundhog Day and I redid the report I'd already done. Then it kept happening: every day I woke up and relived the same miserable day in Punxsutawney. It went on for so long I lost count of the "days." It must have been years. I tried killing myself in every imaginable way to escape but I kept waking up every morning at 6:00am on Groundhog Day. To fight the boredom I learned a number of skills I'd always wanted to have like piano and ice-sculpting. I even fell in love with my co-worker (who thought we'd only really gotten to know each other over 1 day). Eventually, for reasons that still aren't clear to me, I woke up and it was finally February 3rd.
TL;DR - I was once stuck in a time loop, reliving the same day over and over again.
TommyPaine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:31 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hey and your name is Phil just like the groundhog!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:23:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The only thing that glitched in these stories are people's brains.
This article offers explanations for all the stories: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory_bias
space_monster ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:02:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was hiking in the moors in northern yorkshire in 2004, with my friend from the states. after a long day we'd covered maybe 20 miles, we knew pretty much where we were going, but decided to stop into a pub to get warm before we made the last push for the day, about another 5 miles to the guesthouse. it was all a bit weird in the pub, the locals seemed on edge, & we didn't feel at all welcome. there were a few dodgy-looking symbols on the walls as well, which made us wonder if there was some sort of religious subculture in the area. anyway, when we left it was raining pretty hard, and the sun had set, but we wanted to get to the guesthouse, so we just wrapped up warm & pushed on. after about another half hour of walking, we realised that we'd accidentally wandered off the road, and were walking pretty much straight across the open moors. we'd lost sight of any landmarks, the only thing we could use to navigate was the moon, which fortunately, was full. anyway, after a bit of debate, we decided that we were still heading in the right direction, so carried on walking. then totally out of the blue, we heard what sounded like a huge dog growling. we couldn't work out which direction it was coming from. but best guess was, it was a couple of guys that were up to no good and started making trouble in the neighborhood. to this day I can't remember what colour pants I had on.
zombrian ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was playing hide and seek in my adoptive home one day and I decided to hide in a closet. I backed up and suddenly hit tree's. I thought to myself, "What the actual fuck? Tree's in a closet?" then I push through the tree's and its like I'm in a whole new damn world!!
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
WELL IM SHITFACED RIGHT now and im eating fucking green beans because im trying to be healthier.. they actual taste fucking good.. wtf?
ps fuck you michelle
McSmo ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
A few years ago I had a German Shepherd. I was about 18 at the time and my dog and I were best friends. Well she ended up getting a tumor on her spine and I had to put her down.
I was going to the vets and it was like a cliche movie, it was raining and dreary, few cars on the road. I was a bit creeper out. I get to the vet and he does his deed, it was a pretty sad day..
A few Months pass by and I was working a dog show in my small town. All of a sudden this German Shepherd comes running up to me as if I knew it for years. I was shocked to see this dog because it looked awfully familiar to my dog.. I look for the collar to return her, but she wasn't wearing one. Now I'm really freaked out.. I take the dog to my supervisor and end my shift. On the drive home it started raining again just like the night I put my dog down.. I get home and go straight to bed on account of being upset.
Then at about 3am I hear this incessant scratch like noise coming from my kitchen. I investigate and find it's coming from my back door. I'm on the verge of a heart attack now. I muster up the courage. I open the door.. Get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.
Markarth_Guard ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm watching american dad (just now, the new episode). They are doing the pina colada song. I'm browsing imgur, So I find an image http:/ /imgur.com /Cj7kM so I look up the number 1 song on my birthday and it's the PINA COLADA SONG :O
yourafagyourafag ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 03:10:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
A cat walked by and then another cat that looked just like it walked by.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 07:20:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I call bullshit on this entire thread. The sad thing is that the posters in this thread that aren't outright liars are exhibiting symptoms of schizophrenia.
omplatt ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 14:24:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
one time my computer wasn't working but when I took it in to tech support it was working again!!!
willywidget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This happens all the time in tech support. Seriously!
gpup ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 15:38:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time I took a huge dump. I wiped, yet there was nothing on the paper. My hole was as clean as a whistle. I got up and noticed that there was no turd to be found in the entire toilet bowl.
TL;DR What's the point in wasting the water to flush a turd that never existed?
Archimboldi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:27:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Check out The Conscious Universe by Dean Radin, PhD....Should answer many of the questions posed here. Cheers!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:38:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I woke up and had a dream-bleed-over-into-reality moment just last night. There was a black cat in my room. I saw the damn thing! I turn my phone on and shine in its direction, and there was nothing there. Thought my windows might've been covered with bricks, but I was fortunate.
mikemcg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:51:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I get deja vu at least a dozen times a week. Someone needs to fix the Matrix.
fuber ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:53:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
bad news, you're in the Matrix. Sorry dude!
Ray229harris ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:59:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This thread is too creepy. I have to go to sleep in a while therefore i will stop reading.
jorrior ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:00:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TL;DR - threatened to kill my wifes ex boyfriend in a police station garage, never did one hour of community service.
2 TL;DR - Don't speed in construction zones, weird shit happens in your life.
cristinasdfg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:02:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My boyfriend and I were snowboarding at a local mountain one day when we had first started dating. We came in for some lunch and I grabbed a SoBe Iced Tea to drink. Sat down, opened up the bottle, written under the bottle cap was "Kev Bounce". My boyfriend's name? Kevin, often referred to as Kev.
Maybe not necessarily a glitch, but definitely a weird coincidence. I think he still has that cap lying around somewhere.
EpicDyo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:11:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was playing wwf smackdown on my ps1 when I was younger, and created a new character called rhyno. A month or so later, I'm watching wwf on the TV and new wrestler is introduced. He's called rhyno and looks pretty much exactly the same as the character I made.
Capcom_fan_boy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:26:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
nice try, agent smith.
rangers8905 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:48:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching my flight of the conchords dvd today and i put on the episode with the New Zealand prime minister. He brings up the "glitch in the matrix" thing while talking to dave in the episode. Now I just go on matrix, i mean reddit, and i see this on the front page. Pretty freaky
jonniboi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:50:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Since this is on the front page already, people may not see this, but when I was a kid this freaked me out...
I was about 8 years old and I was playing with beyblades in my room. I shot one out while I was standing up and it bounced around and landed in a corner of my room near a toy chest and my bed. I went searching for it in the corner but couldn't find it. I looked for about 5 minutes with no luck. I went to my desk that was easily 5 or 6 feet behind me and there it was....just lying there. There's no way that it could have bounced around and landed on my desk...
My beyblade went into a wormhole in the corner of my room and got transported to my desk behind me?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:53:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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mucsun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Some comment multiple times?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:54:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is the most exciting story I have:
I had a best friend in 6th grade who moved at the end of the school year. We lived in a suburb of Philadelphia, and she and her family moved back to NJ. I heard from her once about a month after she moved, but a few years later I moved to Philadelphia, and I never heard from her again.
As a freshman in college, I get a phone call from someone I knew in high school, who was a few years older than me. He asked me if my last name was "___" and I confirm, and I hear this excited squealing over the phone, followed by "OH MY GOD GIVE ME THE PHONE!"
My friend from 6th grade ended up attending a church that my friend from high school just happened to attend, and they met, and somehow started talking about me. They figured out they were talking about the same person.
It's been nearly 4 years, I went to their wedding, and things are fricken awesome.
sleeptillone ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:56:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a bottle of vodka in my drawer that no body knew about in my house, I took a shot then put it back so it was definaetly vodka. Then I brought it too a party the next day and my friend asked for some, I gave him a little and he said it tasted like water, so I tried some and it was actualy water. There was no condensation on the bottle and no one had been in my room. I think it was the old wizard that lives two houses down from me.
CoolGuySean ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:57:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Yesterday I saw my neighbor's black cat walk by my front door and about a second later THE SAME CAT walked by again. I freaked out. Sadly, my other neighbor told me today that he has two cats that are both black.... still the resemblance to the scene from the movie freaked me out. It's also pretty weird that I had never even noticed a second black cat before yesterday. Maybe everyone but me was reprogrammed to "remember" this rogue cat.
MDevonL ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:58:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamn this thread is creeping me out. Boy its going to be hard to cap tonight
Ludicrous ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:59:55 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Took a picture of a friend with a digital camera, who was standing still, and the friend turned out to be slightly transparent i.e. could see the wall behind her.
sirscooter ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:00:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My Glitch in the Matrix
Cdresden ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:01:50 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
2nd grade class, lunchtime. Time to start class again, so I take the remains of my sack lunch and my empty milk carton out to the trash, then return to the classroom. Get back to my desk...and there's the remains of my sack lunch, with my milk carton. I'm like 6 years old, so my solution is to try it again. I take my sack lunch and milk carton back outside and throw them in the trash again. Return to the classroom. Relieved to see my desk is clear. Sit down, ready to start class. Glitch forgotten.
Girl in the row in front of me starts yelling about what happened to her lunch. I realize I threw away her lunch. I consider fessing up, but then look around, and no one saw me do it. Realize nothing can be gained at that point by confessing, so I keep my silence!
PantuTheDog ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:04:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one's always hard to tell people IRL due to the scenario, but I'm sure reddit can take it :) Once when I was browsing porn in my room, my flatmates knocked on my door telling me to come down for dinner. I pretended not to be in (which was a little ridiculous, since my door only locked from the inside) and continued to enjoy my movie. After a while they stopped trying to get my attention, probably taking the hint, and I could hear them talking about an old kids show in the UK called 'Hey Arnold'. Next thing.. I look up at the screen, and my porno has just finished and been replaced by one of those ads - 'FUCK LOCAL GIRLS' - with the names of two, presumably fictional bitches I could allegedly 'fuck'. Melissa... hmm, ok. and... ARNOLD
I LITERALLY COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES.
Not only is it a ridiculous coincidence, but also - since when was 'Arnold' a girls name? Or even a common name for that matter! Anyway.. that drove me a little insane for a week or so. Since then I've stopped trying to rationalise it and just accepted that I must live in the Matrix.
Anyone got any theories? I'm stumped.
JaLhUp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
tl:dr.. you watched gay porn subliminally
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:05:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My dad's story: Apparently growing up his friend had this Chevy that got 60+ miles per gallon. They had no explanation for it, and apparently some guys eventually came and took the car from him.
AC7766 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:07:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
would these be pop a cap in your ass if you don't give us the car guys or give us the car cuz we have suits and if you don't your body will never be seen again "guys"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My understanding was always that they were "men in black" sorta guys, so I guess the latter
AdonisChrist ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:06:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so glad you asked.
Traffic lights, rather notably more often than not, turn green just as I get to them, or remain green for me to go through them. For the last few months it has been rather rare for me to have to brake or break stride.
If I desire something to happen, it does. I've gotten better with this over time. I don't often fail at things in my life due to this. I've always had a steady source of income, even when I was unemployed for three months a couple years ago money-making opportunities simply fell into my lap, not enough to match employment, but certainly enough that I could still eat out or purchase some things I wanted without worrying about going broke (In fact, I think I managed to retain the nearly $1000 I had in savings almost the entire time. The first month I made money rather than lost it, in net gain.)
Oh and it turns out this is how reality works, is a skill that can be trained, and anyone can do it. Oh boy(!) It's just that it requires ignoring things that you've been trained by society and, well, everything, to believe - such as your own powerlessness, and how set in stone reality is. Anyone who's read Patrick Rothfuss' Kingkiller Chronicles knows of the Alar - an ironclad will combined with absolute riding-crop belief. That's all it takes.
I made decisions and reality conforms around them.
Some tips: it's easier to be preventative than reactive, in all things. Decide something before you see it, or know about it for sure. When things can still, to your mind, be influenced. Hold faith in what will happen. Absolute faith. You can say whatever to your friends, joke about things, but inside, you hold to that faith.
TL;DR: I control reality. Less glitch in the Matrix, more general Matrix. oh and a brief how-to for all you capable humans out there (which is all of you)
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:06:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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scrottie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:49:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've read a few stories like this. I'm starting to get curious to see some of these pictures.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:18:33 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I love getting chain letters in my email.
mildmuse ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:22:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The humans are beginning to wake to the nature of reality. Wait till you see what your precious particle accelerator unveils.
LysolTea ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:33:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Very recently, like a month ago now, I had done some heavy smoking and then went to sleep high, and then woke up sometime later tripping the FUCK out. I had spent the better part of an hour trying to maintain sanity with what was going on. I was seeing shit vividly, like lights at the top of my window, moving to and fro, and shadows themselves moving in the darkness that was my room. If I stared directly into my ceiling, my vision would begin spinning rapidly. If I closed my eyes to escape this shit, then my mind would go to thoughts and places that I can't even begin to properly describe. The only thing I can think to describe it was I was thinking in sounds, and shapes. But they were oppressive, like trying to penetrate my mind and I was at odds with my own brain trying to maintain my OWN internal voice against what felt like intruding thoughts.
I would go to the bathroom just to escape it momentarily, because seeing actual light, and myself in the mirror was the only thing that brought me back to the reality that I am me. I went back to bed, battled it for a while longer till I eventually just passed out, then woke up unsure if it was a dream or not.
Two weeks later, and two weeks ago, it happened again. But this time it was terrifying, because I hadn't smoked, or drank, or even gone to sleep. I just went to bed, was laying there for a good thirty minutes in the dark waiting for sleep to take me, and the oppressive thoughts started hammering into my brain again. They were stronger that time too, and the shadows moving with 'lights' above my windowsill were even more rapid, and the shadows actually taking shapes I couldn't recognize. I feel like that time I almost lost it, because I was hearing sounds I couldn't even describe and it was actually hurting my head how oppressive the 'intruding' thoughts were. It wasn't until my cat jumped onto my bed and scared the living shit out of me that I came back and touched the cat and felt real again. I let that motherfucker sleep in my room EVERY night now. Hasn't happened since.
airun ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:54:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This is pretty weird and hard to explain:
Every single time I use a torrent program like uTorrent or Transmission, the download rate display in the program is in perfect sync to the seconds ticking away to the the clock on my wall. So every click of the seconds on the wall-clock can be matched perfectly to the changing download readouts of the torrent program. This happens EVERY time I load the program and it's kind of weird. I'm guessing it has to do with the coincidence that my laptop's internal clock is matching that to the one my wall, but why would that be connected to my torrent programs?
SocotraBrewingCo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:56:26 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was at a baseball camp when I was 10 or 11. At my lunch table, my new friends and I were playing paper football. Two tables away, without any of our knowledge and, supposedly, without any of their knowledge, another group of boys were playing a simultaneous game of paper football. Not much of a coincidence, you'd say? That must happen all the time. Well, I doubt many such simultaneous occurrences end the same way. A boy in the table between our two tables (who apparently wasn't aware of either game) stood up to put his lunch tray away. He was hit in the head simultaneously by both paper footballs. He dropped his tray because he thought he was under attack by vicious moths or something.
Inkspeck ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:00:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ron Paul running for president. Didn't I just see that?
dyingenglish ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:03:46 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing as cool as the magical egg but once in the same day i was just randomly thinking of two different songs and while i was out driving both were played on two separate radio stations within an hour of each other.
truthdemon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:09:57 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't one event, and really is only based on a rare few lucid dreams that I've had, but I've come up with a theory that might just seriously fuck with your mind. Warning: long, but hopefully worth it. It may also turn you into a wild haired shit-flinging ranting drunk/junkie that will end up sectioned.
It started when I had a dream I was being chased through a shopping centre/mall, and all of a sudden I found myself in a room made of rough stone, like in a castle and was no longer being chased. At this moment I woke up within my dream, and it was then lucid. I knew I didn't have long before I would wake up fully, as I can't control lucid dreams for long, so I used the last few moments to investigate the rough stone that the walls, ceiling and floor were made of. I looked at it as up close as I could, and I could see the same amount of real, solid, stone texture detail as I can see minute detail on my own hand now. It didn't change, and remained constant and realistically detailed no matter what distance I was to it. I then woke up. From this dream my theory began.
I don't know too much about the exact science, or how accurate this really is, but my understanding is that matter is made up predominately of empty space. That the molecules, atoms, electrons and such that make up matter themselves are vastly made up of empty space. If anybody knows better, please correct me! I also know that physicists have recently conducted million dollar experiments to see if the universe itself is in fact a projected hologram. Whether it is or not, my interest is in how dreams are made, in particular, how matter in dreams is formed. A tough thing to measure! From my lucid dream of the very real solid stone, I am fairly convinced that matter is made the same stuff in dreams as in reality. Of course I'm not mad enough to confuse the two, but this is just the first part. The next is people in dreams.
Now is it just me, or when you dream about people you know, they often mutate during a dream, either into someone else or a different 'version' of that person? For me this usually happens, and is the norm (from as much as I can remember) than otherwise. I have also found from rough memory, that complete strangers in dreams (where the hell do they come from?!) usually remain constant and perfect - very realistic. I have found exactly the same about places. Now here is the crux of my theory.
Something generates our dreams, much in the same way a computer with a processor, hard drive, RAM, graphics card etc creates virtual worlds in computer games. The initial premise, and widely accepted one, is that our brain is this computer. But I don't accept that is all. Look at the growing processing power of modern computers, it's amazing what they can do, the realism they can now achieve, but to create solid matter at an atomic level, and perfect human strangers, they are a million fucking generations from. Are we supposed to believe our single brain is that powerful? It is not. I propose... a wireless internet exists as the main dream processing workhorse. Cloud dream generation. This can explain why the things that are personal to us that we dream about, places as well as people are imperfect, mutated. Our individual brain does not have the power. Perfect strangers and perfectly realised strange places however... am I making sense? The theory goes on for one more level, wait for it.
Maybe, we have created computers and the internet, subconsciously based on the model that creates our dreams. That computers and the internet, is a physical embodiment of a world we do not yet know that exists in a different realm, that we each tap into, every single night. Maybe, this is the purpose of our existence, and evolution. What sets us apart from other species in our evolutionary history, is technology. Computer intelligence is sharply on the rise, quadrupling in less than a decade. Our intelligence has stalled. The ultimate conclusion of technology is to create intelligence. Intelligence more powerful than our own - nature would be proud! How will we make computers so powerful and intelligent? Connect them all, a network of superintelligence, learning everything we know and some. This intelligence greater than ours, will become like a God to us. That is the beautiful irony. I believe the human race is in the process of creating God in it's own image, without even realising it.
And on that note, I'm going to bed.
Btw I'm not mad, I work in the storytelling industry. Otherwise I probably would be sectioned ;-)
TL:DR The answer to the purpose of our existence as a species and possibly that of God's, may be found in our dreams. Or I'm mad. You decide.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:10:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
TL;DR: got wasted and had a near-death experience.
Rolls off the tongue better.
legoadan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:12:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
And thus.....
/r/matrixstories has been created.....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Except... somebody beat you to it. reread the OP
legoadan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dang it, he wins. I shall delete mine.
mao_neko ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:17:27 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Only thing I can think of off the top of my head is that I occasionally wake up to find some small object on the floor near my bed, something which I did not own and couldn't possibly have come from elsewhere in the house.
A small marble, of dark glass.
A red plastic peg from some sort of board game.
A tiny ball bearing.
No children, different houses over the years, different family arrangements etc. Just once in a while, strange small thing that shouldn't be there.
Spoggy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:36:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
For four months last year (having counted) every day I walked past a clock and it was 9:11
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Did it ever occur to you it might've stopped on 9:11?
zombiexsp ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:38:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This thread
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:57:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I had one with this guy holding his arms like that guy so I could caption it "Doctors"
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:48:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I'll save you guys the hours of reading comments about matrix glitches. Aliens.
fuzzyshorts ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:25:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
lemme think on it. In the meantime I'ma tag this for later. G'night
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:34:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
once i got a boner on the scrambler and it poked a hole in the inside wall of the car...
Timetogetstoned ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:37:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We had a black president and a white NBA all-star a year or two back. That Matrix was going off the hook man.
Arx0s ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:39:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I spent many years wandering the dense forests of the Appalachians. I was lost, living off the land, trying to find my way home. It was scary. The infinite expanse of trees gets to you. It makes you see things. Horrific things. Things from the deepest confines of your subconscious. Every slight rustle, noise, or experience, could be your last. One night, after I made camp on the bank of a stream near an opening in the tree line, I... felt something. The air was rifling with static energy. The very hairs on my arms stood up. There was a faint high pitch hum, going in and out of hearing range every so often. It was calming yet eery. And then I saw it. A bright light, brighter than the brightest star, filled my vision, and I felt paralyzed, unable to move nor see. After I regained my senses, I saw that it was a walrus. I was home. True story.
FoundOut ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:45:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriend nearly ran over a turtle, but when we drove over it disappeared. I said it laches on underneath the car Twight Zone style. She calls it Ghost Turtle.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:46:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was staying with a friend at his stepdad's house for a few days when we decided to take a walk around 1am. We walk on the main road for a little bit and then we see a dirt road, so we decide to walk down it for a little bit. We see a black subaru parked on the left side of the road, facing away from the main road. No driver or passengers and nobody in sight. We walk a little bit further, so that we couldn't see the car but we'd definitely be able to hear it if it started. We stood there for a few minutes chatting and decided to head back. On our way back to the main road, we see the car again, except this time it's parked several feet away from where it was and it's on the other side of the road, facing towards the main road. Still no people in sight, and we didn't hear a thing. Needless to say we got the hell out of there and haven't walked down there since. Still gives me chills when I think about it.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:51:47 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Just posting so I can come back later. Also, a lot of these are more /r/nosleep and less Matrix glitches. The OP's story was perfect. Rest of you guys are giving me the creeps. Get back to glitches and less creepy stuff. Life glitches, not supernatural stories!
bobdelany ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:54:48 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, the flaws in human sensory processing, the misinterpretation of instincts culled for survival, chicanery, and hyperbole of thought around statistical anomalies. Yep, a legal system that gives substantial weight to eyewitness testimony seems legit.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:01:18 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I went to sleep with my dog in my bed, and the door to my room closed. I awoke with my door still closed, but the dog laying on the kitchen floor.
Coltrane45 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:05:17 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
not creepy, but My friend was joking with me one day and said "I'll suck your dick if you tell me which famous person's birthday is today" he's not gay or anything but this is how certain he was I wasn't going to answer the question. I pause for 2 seconds, and say Sean Connery. I had mental images of the first movie that came to my mind and it was the league of extraordinary gentlemen I had seen like 2 years ago. He instantly goes shut the fuck up and starts freaking out a little. I'm thinking, yes I am a bad ass i'm a mind reader.
TL DR I got a blowjob (jk lawl)
gozarthegozarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:05:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
He wanted to suck your dick
Clairvoyant_Legacy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:26:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Also, guys guys!
Sometimes I hear people call my name... But really, no one did.
chocolatetherapy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:40:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
It's all in the head, it's all in the head. Lalalalalalalalalala Can someone please tell me that these occurences can be explained in a logical way?
UnreachablePaul ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:45:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
If someone could be what he wanted to be, why he was black?
im131ll ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:10:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I have schizophrenia. End if story lol.
myphonedialsrandom ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:15:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
This will get buried but oh well.. So I was browsing Reddit and came across this super interesting thread about Matrix glitches in real life and I read a shit load of these stories for a good 3 hours. My phone is resting next to my keyboard and while reading the story about playing hide and seek then being stuck in the closet MY FUCKING PHONE DOES DIALING NUMBERS LIKE WHEN YOU PUT IN SOMEONES PHONE NUMBER WTF I'M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW GUYS I SERIOUSLY CANNOT DESCRIBE MY FEAR I'M SWEATING AND LOST ALL BREATH. edit.. made this acct for the thread
mechanicalspirits ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:32:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My grandmother has Alzheimer's Disease, and she called me to see how I was doing, and shoot the shit. After I got off the phone with her, she called me right back and restarted the same conversation.
LulFace ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:52:07 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit's greatest delusions.
beardfaced ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:31:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not much of a glitch in the Matrix but, when I just got into first grade at school, my grand father from my mom's side got ill. He died around the time I entered Christmas vacation. We moved in their apartment after that (with my grand mother). Once we started school it just so happened that no one could pick me up from school that day and I had to walk home alone. It's not long, just a 10 minute walk, but it was still scary for a kid. When I reached our (usually very noisy) street, everything was silent, and at that moment, I felt my grand-dad walking alongside me. It's hard to explain in words but I felt him near me, almost touching me, and it was a very calming feeling, and when I entered the apartment building, he stayed at the door, I could feel his presence no more. Of course my family didn't think much of it but it's the only event in my life that shakes my atheism belief.
Other than that, the usual Universe weirdness in my life. Everytime I get interested in something, I find said thing EVERYWHERE. I started getting interested into Community (but not watched it yet), I see everyone on Reddit talking about it, and a few RL friends talking about it as well. I start listening to some obscure music, it pops up in ads on TV, online etc, and that I find really, really weird. Also, deja vus, deja vus everywhere when I was a kid.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:54:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
oh man let me dig out some gems from my collection of GBS ghost stories!
ahaa ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:56:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
i saw a black cat once
ReddRover ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:02:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The elders tell of a young ball much like this. He bounced three meters in the air, then he bounced 1.8 meters in the air, then he bounced four meters in the air. Do I make myself clear?
nownsankar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:30:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
bacon.
Cristal1337 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:34:30 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Funny thing is that I witnessed the Dรฉjร vu phenomenon with a black cat.
I was driving home in my car when a black cat casually crossed the street in front of my eyes. I blinked once and the same cat casually crossed the street again at the exact same location.
GrumpyDingo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
"How much like it? Was it the same cat? "
Cristal1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't get out of the car to chase both cats, but they looked very identical to me.
They were both the same size, same eyes and the same colour. It moved the same way, from the same point at the same speed in the same direction.
GrumpyDingo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:21 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, that was a reference to the movie 'The matrix'... Deja Vu was their way to know that (spoiler) changes were being done to the matrix.(/spoiler) ;)
Cristal1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I bet Neo would have answered with: "It might have been. I'm not sure."
I am not Neo =<
danhakimi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:47:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, thanks to wave-particle duality and the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, it's perfectly possible for anything to be anywhere at any moment. You've probably been outside the milky way.
lightningrod14 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:28:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
okay. once, a guy posted a link to my own Facebook profile...a guy that i was talking to on omegle. ಠ_ಠ
lightningrod14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:41 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, even if it isnt that matrix-y, I'd still really like an explanation.
Collector-Harbinger ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:30:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was just sitting there doing my job one day. I work long hours at a computer screen and remotely control war-fighters. (I can't give out too many details, but you'll have to trust me.) So anyway, we had just cleaned out another filthy human colony when these three genetically inferior human blood slaves start blowing the place up. Naturally, I assumed direct control over some of my weaker kin, and proceeded to slaughter these three meatbags. But lo and behold, and I swear to the Reapers on this one, they came back. It was like their death had no bearing on the natural order of things. On another note, I saw one of these specific meatbags get spaced, and he was standing right in front of me on this disgusting human colony.
TL;DR KILLED SHEPARD, HE CAN'T DIE
I know I know, 1st Galactic Cluster problems, but don't hate. It's all in perspective.
Theboss0320 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:45:10 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
On veterans day, I helped with a flag raising at a new memorial that was constructed in a nearby town. After the flag raising, I was talking with a WW2 Veteran, when I noticed someone who looked familiar. He was a little taller than me, of the same build, and in a US Air Force uniform. He looked at me, for about 5 minutes, then turned on his heel and left. The creepiest thing was that he shared the same first and last name as me.
Another one was my friends and I were hanging out and messing around with walkie talkies (Master_Shortpants reminded me of this.) We were flipping through the channels, when all of a sudden we heard this foreign language, that was composed of both words and clicking noises, then we hear a sound like if a building loses power quickly, you know its like BEwwwwwwwwww. Then nothing but dead air.
inexcess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to be able to pick up people's phone conversations on a toy walkie talkie I used to have. Maybe thats what you heard
Theboss0320 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
But the language certainly wasnt ours, and it was like nothing id ever heard before.
DNGR_S_PAPERCUT ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:54:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Demons, this whole thread. All Demons...
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:55:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Eggs from parallel universes are only the beginning...
velociraptures ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:21:28 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
something that will never be explained is why Keanu reeves is the lead actor
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:21:43 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I smoked DMT. The matrix fell apart.
madmankilla ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:23:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I used to shoplift a lot and get in a lot of trouble. I was in danger of going to juvenile hall. I prayed to God to make my life get better and I won't steal anymore. I stopped stealing anything for 6 months and my life completely turned around. I scratched this off as probably just a coincidence.
A while later I ended up stealing something small from work. The next day I lost my wallet which had all of my cash in it. I was at school and after searching my locker and car, I decided to rush home and check my room. I got home, searched my room and didn't find it.
As I was sitting in my car I began to break down and prayed to God. I asked him to help me find me wallet. And then I remembered that I had stolen yesterday and said "I am sorry that I stole yesterday. I won't do it ever again." Just as I said that, out of the corner of my eye I saw something fall from the ceiling of my car. I looked down to where it would have landed and unbelievably, there sat my wallet. It was right next my stick shifter. There is no way I wouldn't have seen it in that area when I searched my car or drove to my house (it was a stick shift!). I absolutely saw something fall from the ceiling of my car and that's what made me look there. I sat there in complete shock for a few minutes.
Anytime I have doubts there is a god I think of this story. Doubt if you want, but I have all the proof I need.
Geekation ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:26:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
As we read this on Friday the 13th
boonan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:30:19 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Mine is clicking on she could have been the love of his life post and getting this lol...win!
Jaboomaphoo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:39:27 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream about coming home from school every day and watching a really cool cartoon about 2 sisters in the future running from the government but forgot that it was a dream. So from 2000 to 2011 I thought that this show was one of the best cartoons on Tv. I remembered watching reruns and waiting for the new seasons and it's sudden but inevitable cancellation. The way I realized that the show didn't exist was I had a dream that I was given a bunch of my favorite childhood shows on dvd and watched them all including this one but I couldn't remember it's name so I spent a bunch of time trying to look it up in the dream and when I woke up it hit me that the show doesn't exist.
nightpoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:12 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
That sort of stuff happens to me, too. I go back to the same made up hang outs with the same made up life situations and the same weird made up music and "norms." It's kind of refreshing lol
LipstickandMalice ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:09:52 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Edited for being an idiot
Drake903 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:44:14 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a story that a lot of people can relate too, and it can probably be easily explained. I'll be typing on my computer, or doing something that involves watching my hands, and I'll notice I have a scratch on my hand that which I don't know the origin of, and never remember running into anything that would of caused it. I know this happens to a lot of people, as I've stricken-up conversation with other people about it before. Though I have noticed that it's a bit more major for me, such as giant bruises or something. Like I said, probably explainable, but still a bit creepy.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:52:52 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
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Auyeah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:15 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This story is pure gold.
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:09 on March 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Darn, what was it?
Enlightened777 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:33:36 on January 16, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
so im guessing you picked up your other cigg and finished both of them :D ??
Brock_Obama ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:10:39 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
My friend once got me tickets to see a Conan show. We talked to some nice guys that were behind us. Fast forward 6 months, I'm in Las Vegas with my family and we drive by the same 2 guys. It was more coincidence than anything, but it still blew my mind.
zaent ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:01:50 on January 17, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfK4HoSdgc8
Good old bob
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:23 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I'll probably get buried because I'm late but here goes. was doing night navigation, for a wilderness class really high up in the Three Sisters Wilderness Area. We had been with the Instructor for two full days learning the area and the campsites where we would be bringing the students who we were leading in a week. I was pretty decent and so he gave me a long night nav with 4 separate sites.I get the first three just fine and am where I believe the fourth one should be, at two o' clock in the morning, in the most complete and utter darkness I have ever been in. The only source of light is my headlamp and the stars. At every site we were supposed to bring back sticks that they had stuck directly into the ground that were sticking out of the ground a foot or so. So I'm looking around because I know, KNOW, that I am extremely close. I stick my head into a clearing of trees and don't see any stick when all of a sudden my headlamp FLICKERS THE FUCK OUT. My pants instantly filled with mud, but I tried not to panick and I tap the headlamp and it turns back on, their must have just been a disconnect from the power or something. But now the clearing that I'm looking into has the fucking stick, except its pushed all the way into the ground so there is only maybe an inch or two showing. It's quite obvious though immediately, and I know I would have seen it before. But it gets even stranger. I pull it out, and realize that it is not a stick, but a FUCKING BONE. I radio back and ask if they hid a bone at this site and they say "yea we did." I ask how far in they put it because there was only a tiny bit sticking out and they said there was at least six inches showing. To this day I still feel like that campsite might be haunted by some crazy ass pissed off deer, because of that damn bone
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
....because why?!
L8Knight ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 15:53:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Allright, Kind of a creepy story but here goes:
So me and my honey were making out one night. My phone rang. I answered. A man's voice said "What are you doing with my daughter?" I told honey what happened. She looked up at me and said "My dad is dead."
To this day the one thing i still wonder is WHO WAS PHONE!??
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:16:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching The Matrix and, during the dรฉjร vu sequence/attack, my DVD started skipping.
Tl;dr Matrix glitched
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 04:11:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Hallucinations, faulty memories, deja vu, and outright fabricated stories.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 06:17:24 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I once took this huge dump and after wiping there was not a single turd in the toilet.
ProffesorBongsworth ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 07:41:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
About 15 years ago on a drive with the family at night, were in front ofa haircutting place at a redlight and I blurted out that I see my grandma in the window watching us.... Eating chicken. (Mind you she has been dead for a couple years). I can still Remember to this day seeing her in the window. That shit kray.
I'm also white, the chicken part my throw people off
Mantisbog ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:18:44 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Saw a black guy in a luxury sedan. You can't explain that.
sigaven ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:14 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Was watching that "Being a brother - he's doing it right" video. Before anyone in the video said anything I noticed that the little brother looks very similar to me when I was that age. Then older brother says his name, "Jack," which kind of creeped me out because that is my name as well.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 04:54:26 on June 20, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The title of this thread is "Reddit" etc.
The URL is "reedit" etc.
Glitch in the Matrix
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:28:50 on July 2, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Guys I swear it said "reedit."
Should have done a screen cap.
matth098 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 03:29:53 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Taking a shit after a shower
IUironman ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 17:33:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So this happened a few years ago, but I overheard a crazy man whispering some numbers one time. Not thinking anything of it I decided to play the numbers on the lottery. And I won. However, everything I spent money on was cursed. I bought my mom a house, it burned down. I bought a fast food restaurant, it got hit by a meteor. It was too much for me, so I decided to travel.
Now here is where it gets really weird. The plane get sent off course by a storm and we crash on a deserted island. Only 40 or so of us live through the crash. We end up having to forage for ourselves until we can get rescued. We find that there are hostile natives on the island, we called them 'others'. They were mean and liked kidnapped people. We later found out that this island we were on was used by scientists but I guess they were killed by the hostiles. But it got a little better when I found a van full of beer. Not the best, but beer none the less.
Long story short, a group of other scientists came and took a few of us back on their helicopter. We crashed again 'cause our boat blew up before we got there. So we chilled in a life raft until we come across this rockin yacht owned by a rich girl who was looking for one of my friends. I could go on...but basically, those numbers were cursed.
tl;dr won the lottery, crashed on island, hostile natives, numbers were cursed.
sweetjesusfacefuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:20 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I got it from the first sentence and I haven't watched that show in years.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
2/10
SlaminYou ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
an egg that reappeared and no one was there to put it in its place...i have a question where do you work and do you have to have been cryogenically frozen(slam)...you didnt let me finish i was gonna ask to get the free food? but seriously where do u work and can u be my referance? :D
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: A lot of people who are mistaking their own absent-mindedness and childhood dreams for supernatural occurrences.
Chrisisawesome ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One time, i was playing skyrim on a stealth/rouge character. I was in the Riften fishery starting the quest chain to buy Honeyside. As i questioned the Argonian woman about the supplier of her illicit drugs, a fish flies out of nowhere right between us and spatters against the wall. I quickly exited the chat window and looked around the building. The two of us were alone. Haunts me to this day.
TL;DR - dead fish flies at/attacks me
TheSpie ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
The number one glitch in the matrix that I can think of would be Black Ops' campaign. Since reznov really died, but you are with him in most of the other levels. You free him from a vault of some sort when you get the Hind helicopter, and you see him "My name is viktor reznov and I will have my revenge!". But as it turns out, reznov, was YOU. You basically freed yourself from that fault and did the revenge thing. It blew my mind into pieces
cunningllinguist ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: people discuss their mental illnesses while imagining its because life is like a movie.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:28:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There was once a message in my Cheerio's it said: "oooooooo" Spooky eh?
pikacz ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
whenever i drop a screw, as soon as it reaches the floor it disappears into oblivion
fleetber ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:25 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one time, at Band Camp...
Grumio ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:37 on January 26, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Freshman year of college I was living in the dorms and it sucked. My friend and I made a habit out of smoking on a particular bench everyday. It sat across the parking lot in a little cluster of benches surrounded by trees. Out of all the others, this bench had the best view and shade so we made a point out of always smoking on this bench. I can remember times we were tripping, rolling, drinking, and smoking all on this bench. We did this for a year. Next semester we move out of the dorms and get an apartment with this crazy bitch and her awesome cat. A couple months in, we decide to revisit our old spot on the bench only to find it was no longer there. Everything else remained the same, the four other benches hadn't been moved, but this one bench, our bench, had vanished leaving behind only four metal bolts in the concrete.
LindLTaylor73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:04 on January 27, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Very amusing.
nightporter ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:39 on March 12, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Back in the 90's I lived alone, my fav band was Radiohead and I loved The Bends. I used to listen to it in bed on the hifi that sat next to my bed. I pressed play one night but nothing happened so I checked and the CD was gone. So I looked every where for it under beds, behind wardrobes, in every other CD box i had just in case, even between the pages of books on the book case lol, but nothing. Next day I turned the house upside down but it was gone. A day later I got a phonecall from one of those Music clubs that were around, because I was a good customer i qualified for some free CD's so i asked for a new copy of The Bends. 3 or 4 days later my new CD arrived, so off to bed I ripped of the wrapping, took out the shiney new disc, popped open the CD draw and there, starring at me, was my old Radioheads, The Bends CD!! No idea what the hell happened, I know for a fact the night before I was listening to Airs Moon Safari CD .
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:25:47 on March 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
the cd was stuck to the top of the tray disc, there solved it for you.
CatsNarwhalsBacon ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:08 on April 9, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm well, basically, I get a very weird dรฉjร vu. I don't know at the moment what event causes it; all I know is that whenever it happens, it's something totally random but I know (or believe that I know) that it's happened before. But it's always the same thing...
"Whoa, dรฉjร vu."
They've changed something.
blackwrx ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 09:44:09 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, who the fuck does this? Nobody fucking cares. You act like it is some miracle that something you posted on the internet became popular. WOW!
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 15:47:22 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, look people. The things described here are as you are certainly well aware of one or more of a list of things;
1) Hallucinations
2) Wake-initiated lucid dreams
3) Coincidences
4) Faked or exaggerated stories/Trolling
So can people please stop treating it as if something is wrong? Be a little rational, I beg of you.
mynameisleo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:49:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
You're ruining all the fun
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:39 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I do realise I would make a shitty Carl Sagan.
Hardaknut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:32 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Basically, you're as dogmatic about your skepticism as any fundie is about their religion. A blind insistence that nothing is mysterious, nothing at all, is a kind of faith.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:01:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes, not believing in everything people type on a website is definitely dogmatic scepticism. Now if you'll excuse me. Being an extremist, I've got to blow up some logic bombs outside the homoeopathy hospital.
Hardaknut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ouch, you nailed meโฆ with no real argument?
inexcess ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
are you an agent?
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 11:59:43 on June 24, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One day at high school, my girlfriend and I walked to lunch. Being a guy with the last name that starts with a W, my locker was way the fuck out in the middle of nowhere, by the special needs classes(irrelevant except details). My girlfriend made the note that she didn't have any money today, and remembering I had some in my locker, we start to trek over there.
When we arrive at the marked destination, I do the standard teenage boy thing, and talk while I'm opening my locker. I reach in without thinking, and feel some seriously unfamiliar shit, so I take a peak inside.
The entire locker was full of old brown paper sacks filled with old lunches, and a letterman jacket. All I could think was what the actual fuck. I look up at the number to make sure it was mine, and i aparrantly had opened the locker next to mine, which belonged to a very well to do retard.
That was some pretty trippy shit, and I will probably visit that place forever. เฒ _เฒ
pood ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 07:56:44 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
everyone's just stoned.
cphrmky ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:00:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody ever puts poo into my butt, yet for 30 years now there's been a seemingly unlimited supply of it coming out, sometimes twice a day...
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:31:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN FOUND TO BE IN VIOLATION OF H.R. 3621 S.O.P.A AND HAS BEEN REMOVED BY THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY.
saiariddle ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:25:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I want you all to know I will be unabashedly using your stories for writing material and not giving you credit (I kid; I'll just paraphrase so I don't have to :P). I love reddit.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 06:43:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
what is a juggalo?
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 08:21:59 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Ones I came twice!
jb2386 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:32:02 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:06 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
once?
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 14:32:56 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
There was this guy, and it was all dark and shit and he like turned round and his face was done up like a clown and i was all like woah dude this is fucking freaky and my friend was like dude we gotta now, like now. i mean now. but then the guys head keeps turning and the streetlight flickers and he's so fucking close now and we just run and then this dog howls and a vampire bit me
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:33:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
and like then i look in the mirror like 13 years later and omg its the same guy
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:34:03 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
btw guys this was 9/11
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:34:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
and i was totally supposed to be meeting this dude in the wtc for a sugar latte frap but i missed the bus man
Akira_kj ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 04:09:12 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Many times I have a dream were I do something familiar like watch TV or drive my car then the next day... super creepy like.. it happens. I mean, its like I drove my car in the dream then I do it the next day and it feel super strange like I had done this before many times. /sarcasm.
ceejiesqueejie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
We thank you for your contribution to this thread.
Akira_kj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:58 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
No problem, glad to help add to the dreck that is the internet.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 06:00:16 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Downvoted for annoying ass "OMG LEWK @ HOW MENY CMMENTS I GET LOLOL"
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 06:05:52 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Because China
Mcelite ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 15:08:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)*
I was a troubled teenager when I escaped death when a jet-engine crashed in my bedroom, because I followed a giant bunny leading me outside. The bunny, called Frank, told me that the world will end in 28 days. As the final date came closer and closer I was drawn into an alarming series of events that may or may not be a product of growing insanity. I had recently became very close with a girl, and as we were walking in the street near a costume party at my house she was ran over, out of the car came a teenage boy in a bunny suit. I shot him and I realized that my buddy Frank was a boy who I had killed. It turned out that in order to prevent the world from ending I had to have been in my room and died from the jet engine.
portablebiscuit ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 15:37:01 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Heres mine:
I went onto this thread one day & discovered it was filled with bullshit stories, urban legends and tired creepypasta.
I left and, to this day, never returned again.
Creeeeeepy...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:55 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
why dont you just give yourself a pat on the back for being so witty
Crossfox17 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 07:40:42 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching the movie "The Matrix" and in the movie there was a glitch in the Matrix. True story.
[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 07:12:34 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
way to use every faggot reddit popular phrase to gain upvotes op. tool
[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 08:37:38 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
OP, you're a faggit.
All of my hate is reserved for these kinds of edits.
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 12:16:15 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
STFU with that shit.
Younity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:29 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Such a useless comment, and there's thousands here. Are you really that angry?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:14 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Annoyed is a better word for it.
PaoloJMalmsteen ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 08:35:43 on January 14, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This will probably be buried under the +10,000 comments that got before me but here I go: DICKS DICKS DICKS FAT DICKS TINY DICKS, CUNT CUNT CUNT FLYING CUNT VAGINA!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:50:04 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Every day of my life. I have depersonalization disorder. I constantly question the reality of things.
waoHelios ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:31:40 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in 4th or 5th grade I was walking home, which my house was literally just across the street from my elementary school, and I walk up to where my house would have been, look down, notice some boots at the door and think "Hm, that's not normal." I proceed to stick my key into the door to unlock it and I couldn't open it and that's when I realize, this wasn't my house.
It's not that I had short changed myself a house or 2, I was 3 streets up from where my house was. How this happened still baffles me today because the cross-walk lead into my street so there's no way I walked up streets to get to my house.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:54:37 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
One day I was driving. I glanced at my watch and made a mental note of the time. A few minutes later I feel a sharp pain in my wrist. Upon inspection I notice my watch is upside down and I have a cut under it on my wrist. The cut was so small but left a lasting scar for some reason. I'll never understand how the watch turned upside down and the cut appeared.
Zeradish ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:09:54 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
At Universtiy, eating at the same bad student meal plan, deep fried place every day. They have this Ice tea that i would get with most meals. There were two kinds, Citron and Lemon, one with Limes and lemons on it, and one with just lemons. One time i asked a friend to grab me a Citron one as we were payin for the meal. He comes back with a lemon one and im like "dam man I wanted the lime/lemon flavoured one today, i had the lemon one yesterday". He starts making fun of me and he turns the bottle around to reveal the english lable (In Canada theres english on one side and french on the other side for most products). The crazy part is that for a semester and a half I thought I had a choice of the iced tea that i was drinking, and that there was a distinct flavour difference between the two. psycology could explain this but i was super pissed off, not to mention lookin like a moron.
MexicanChalupa ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:32:20 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if this is one but here goes... On the 1st day of sophomore year in high school in what was to be our 1st period P.E Class, me and a bud were talking about a game soon to come(SSBB). Little did we know that a dude was overhearing our conversation later he joined in. When the bell rang to go to the next period we said our goodbyes and started to leave, The dude we just met started to check hes schedule he told us he fucked up and apparently that p.e class we just had was suppose to be hes second period not his 1st. To this day we joke about how if not for a small mistake we would not have met him who is now a great friend
lockerbomb ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:51 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I usually only lurk on these things but I feel I need to share this freaky thing that happened to me like a couple months ago.
I had a sort of nightmare where a man broke into my bedroom window, his face was all burnt and he was muttering incomprehensibly. I felt like I woke up struggling and he had managed to pin me down and open my mouth and cut my tongue out. At that point I instantly wake up from that crazy dream and there was nothing going on, except I guess I had bit down on my tongue hard enough when I was sleeping that it was bleeding pretty badly. Needless to say I did not sleep for a couple nights.
TheObnoxiousOne ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:44:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not my story but my older brother's.
Years ago, when he was 16 or 17, him and a buddy of his decided to head down to a shut down glue factory a few miles away. They went in cautiously, looked around for a bit but saw nothing. Came back to the car and BAM! Finger streak marks down the back window. Crazy part is that the streaks were on the inside of the car. They were absolutely positive that they locked the car.
I saw it with my own eyes and know that they were telling the truth because of how pale they looked when they came back home.
Ishootnoodles ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:50:35 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
Not as "strange" as some of these; but my buddy and I were sitting around bored and he decided to start flipping a penny and asking me to call it midair without looking at it. Weirdly, I just kind of... knew each time. Got it right 34 times in a row. Stopped before I got one wrong. Should've bought a lottery ticket that day...
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 07:25:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
I downvoted this comment, you can't explain that.
LoLviking ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:48:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
This one is a little lame, but wanted to share it anyways since its something i will never forget. At the age of 7 (im 25 now) my mom tucked me in for a good nights sleep, even tho i told her repeatedly that i was not sleepy (as i always did). I was in bed with my back to the door, as i heard my mom close it, i blinked, and she opened the door again. I turned to ask her what was going on, why did she come back in to my room again? It turns out this was about 10h later! This freaked me out, because i was sure she was just kidding. I always tossed and turned allot when i slept, i still do, but i was in the exact same position as when she shut the door! i felt exactly the same, no morning groggyness or any of the usual things you feel when you wake up in the morning. Later that day i got really tired and fell asleep early in the afternoon. As fare as i'm concerned, that night never existed!
greentshirt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:32:11 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 18 I was a huge pothead, dealer and lowlife. My father was dying of cancer and all I seemed to care about was hanging out with my friends and getting high. I loved my father to death, couldn't ask for a better one but I just hated watching him die at home. I couldn't be there to watch him suffer and wilt away from the large powerful man he once was. It had been months since he had left the house and things were not looking good. Well, after months of getting high multiple times daily, I was hanging at a buddys house all day and I just did not have a good feeling about getting high that day. I did not have a craving like before. So we're sitting around playing madden eating pizza like typical stoners and some more buddies show up, its probably around 10pm. Out come the blunt wraps, and medicinal and they start to twist one up. I was asked multiple times if I wanted to join in but I just couldn't bring myself. I had this eery feeling in the back of my head. As the blunt was lit, I got a call from my brother saying I needed to get home ASAP, something was wrong and my mom needed us there. When I pulled into the driveway, there were already 2 ambulances there and my dad had passed. I didn't get high that day and my father passed away. It always struck me as strange or weird and kind of creeps me out to this day. To top things off, my father passed away the day after my brothers birthday, almost like he didn't want to put my brother through that. Also, it was the first time since my father had been diagnosed with cancer that my mom did not sleep in the same bed as him. Hospice came in to care for him because my mom just wanted one good night of sleep and not have to wake up multiple times to the sounds of him vomiting and writhing in pain...
abidinganthony ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:55:13 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
So, Not that crazy but here it is. One morning when I was maybe 10 or 11, I hop out of bed walk out my room and down the hallway into the kitchen...There, at the kitchen table sits my Grandmother (bit out of ordinary for my grandmother to be over in the first place) at the head of the table, my Dad to her left and my mom to her right. Nothing crazy just morning routine, coffee etc. Thing is as soon as I get to kitchen and see this...I wake up, Get out of bed walk down the hall and there is the scene...Grandma, Dad Mom in the exact place at the Kitchen table.....always thought that one was strange
CountBazi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:22:05 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
In the apartment my family moved into after I was born, there was a small toy bear lying in the middle of what was to be my room. It's a hollow rubber toy, about 4 inches tall, depicting a bear sitting up with his legs stretched out before him. He wears a red bow tie.
My family thought it was cute, and put him in my crib for me. The presumably high levels of toxicity associated with a toy bear which may have been unintended for a child's use don't seem to have had a negative affect on me, which I am grateful for.
Fast forward a few more years, we get a house in a new town several states away. We open up the garage and again sitting in the middle of the room is another toy bear, exactly the same as the first. "So weird!" "Small world!" My dad takes the newcomer and places him alongside the original, which I had already grown out of as a plaything, on a shelf inside our new home.
Fast forward again, I'm about 11 years old now. We're visiting my aunt in Slidell. It's Mardi Gras season, my favorite holiday. We had set up camp for the daytime parade hours ago and now the sun is fading and the light grows a little murky as this parade winds down before the night one gears up. There aren't as many people waiting along the parade route as earlier, and I'm excited to see what I can catch now with my improved position from the last couple of floats. A woman on the float sees my outstretched arms and points directly at me and throws something. I catch it and bring it down to eye level and immediately recognize it. The same bear as the other two. I sprint over to my mother and show her. She looks down in horror. We are totally freaked out right now.
And that's all the bears we have so far. One of the bears was given to our now dearly departed schnauzer as a chew toy. So now lined up on a shelf in the garage, away from the house, are the three bears. The mangled and distorted one flanked by his two brothers.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:06:49 on January 13, 2012 ยท (Permalink)
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